Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep320 - Maddox and Haley Mancini

Episode Date: June 23, 2022

This week we check out a couple of podcasts featuring Haley Mancini and her awkward cohost Maddox. I've seen guys simp before, but Maddox is the simpiest simp who ever simped. Dick Masterson joins us to discover what Maddox thought was good podcasting after the two of them split up. Get ready to debate Godzilla while learning all about Haley's dreamy boyfriend. https://thedickshow.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Tickets for the roast: http://creepoffroast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that admits some of your kids are actually better at art than I am. I'm your host, Carl. With me today, a man with very controversial views, like Dave Chappelle as Funny, and jokes are funny. From the Dicks show, and the biggest problem in the universe, it's Dick Masterson. Welcome back to the show, my friend.

What's up, my man? I'm in a carl overload. I know. I'm gonna write your girlfriend, and say, you know what? God bless you, woman. I've gotten three hours of carl this weekend as way, way approaching the line.

Thank you for doing this. Dick is filling in for Vito just Walde, who agreed to come on the show and then decided last minute that he has better things to do. What a fucking cloud chasing piece of shit. I know. If you're at VidCon right now

and you see Vito throw exid him. Yeah, Vito, he's like, well, I got VidCon. I'm like, what do you do with it? VidCon nerd and you're like, oh, I'm gonna meet Mr. Beast. Okay. Okay.

He's chasing around a bunch of 20 year old YouTubers to try to get a mention on their channel. Yeah, real cool. Okay, bud. So you tell Carl to like pull all these clips and that you're gonna do it and then you bail on the last minute, real cool bud. Yeah, so anyway, enough about V-doll.

The important thing is the dick is here. And thank you so much for doing that. This is our fourth midweek edition in these episodes We'll catch up on all the regular low calls like Centering John, Patty C. Cups and June Diane Rayfield as well as the regular calls like Vic Please go to who are these that kind of your email address voice bell number link to our subred at least a discord server link to our merchandise Leetor YouTube channel and that link to patreon and supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single month today We just dropped the wat ATP TDS crossover number 18. Oh, those toes.

Oh, those toes, the foot fetish podcast, the dick and the shot and I reviewed on Monday. He sniffed the stink off the feet. Is that what she said? She literally said the guys like the smell between the toes. That's different than the foot smell. It was so nasty. That was so nasty. That was so nasty.

And the guy, when you found that guy who's like giving a report of this woman that he's creeping on her feet at work, that was really disturbing. And it stuck with me this morning. The host of the show, and you got to listen to this episode. There's more to it than this, but The host of the show, and you gotta listen to this episode. There's more to it than this, but the host of the show was talking about how like, oh, you know that girl that worked with the cute feet that I was talking about? Oh, yeah, yeah, what's up with her?

She showed me her foot the other day, because she got an injury and almost broke her toes, so I had to stare at her feet. He's all excited. And she asked me to like, if there was anything swollen on my foot, and I had her foot in my lap, and I was just busting nuts, lecterns, like, oh my God, man, it's like, it's like porquies, but with feed.

Yes. And the episode I listened to was all about the flip-flop. Oh. And how he both wolves and laments flip-flops, because it's great to see all these feet, but it's also so distracting. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha because it's great to see all these feet, but it's also so distracting. So insane. All right, so we check that out.

That's on patreon.com slash who are these podcasts, as well as the DIC show, Patreon, that is a crossover event that we did this week. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on Apple Podcasts and should all over us in the comments section. Casey who's been MIA is back today to read some reviews later on in the show. I have to say creepoffroast.com is where you can get your tickets for the September 17th

roast of Carl and Vinnie at Comedy at the Carlson here in Rochester, New York. Check that out. Today, we'll be reviewing a man who proves suing people who make fun of you as a terrible idea. Dick's former comedy partner, Maddox, let's get into it. So Dick, I listened to an episode, the final episode of Godzilla versus podcast zero. It is a show about Godzilla final wars, a 2004 movie, and this podcast is from June 17th 2020. This is a show hosted by Haley Mancini and George O'Zoonion. That would be not a boyfriend after this episode

or something. So they stopped doing the show together. Well, it's funny. You say that because the boyfriend is mentioned and actually out. I'll go right into that. I knew it. Oh, but can I say first that by the way, I don't like, I know it's my thing that I only talk about Maddox, but this was prepared for Vito. Okay. I would much, I would much, I would like to create new content with Maddox, but this, I didn't choose to talk about Maddox again. To so everybody knows that.

Yes, that is correct. It's very important to note that this was supposed to be vetoed because veto replaced Maddox on the biggest problem in the universe, which was the whole point of this. But Dick, thank you so much for stepping in. I do appreciate it. You're welcome. So in this episode, there's a lot of small talk,

a lot of banter back and forth before they get into the meat of it, which is this Godzilla movie that nobody watches. And for some reason, Madison's talking about this great Cuban restaurant that he went to. And this is like a weird form of simping where you talk about the girl's boyfriend and tell them things that they can do together. You're in a relationship, Haley. It's probably fine, but you got to go there with your boyfriend because if you either want to go there alone, you're not going to be kissing for like two days. It ruins your breath. Oh, got it. Great. Good to know. Yeah. I, I, we're prepared for that. I, I did that. I did that to him early on by accident because I made it. I'm Italian. I'm Italian. Well, I made like this. I made what did I make?

I made like some pasta sauce and I put a lot of garlic in it and then every like For the next 24 hours, we were just lethal This is the test I Love when he tries to get out in front of it. Like, I'm totally cool with the fact that you have a boyfriend. And you know what, I'd even recommend some things for you to do if you're going to be kissing later. Is that what you do? Do you need a boyfriend?

You guys kiss? I was like putting these like subliminal time bombs in there. Like, hey, you're going to a boyfriend. Like, hey, when you touching her, when you touching her pussy, think about me. Just think about me a little bit. You know what? Let me drop your itinerary.

I can't have sex with you, but I can be involved in the process by giving you the warm up, maybe giving you some sexual moves that I like doing, you can throw them in your itinerary. It's really weird. Yeah, it's really weird in boundary breaking. And it's not a natural conversation,

to just bring that up. He's just talking about, he went to this place, had a good Cuban food with his buddy, and he's making a natural conversation, just bring that up. He's just talking about, he went to this place and had good Cuban food with his buddy, and he's making a front of his buddy for the way he ordered, because he now, George is so worldly,

he doesn't order Cuban food, his buddy doesn't. And then he's like, you should go there with your boyfriend. It's a bad breath, watch out, hilarious. Give me a call while you're there. Yeah, after when you're down and telling me how it was.

Yeah, text me, let me know. Yeah. You guys are enjoying it or not. Ask for a ask for Alicia. Do you know? Just get me involved. Please just talk about please don't forget me. All right. So the way this show starts off is they're talking about like I said, this movie Godzilla final wars. Have you seen this movie? They're fucked. No. Yeah. Nobody knows. Okay, so this is Haley's assessment of it. Yeah, it's Godzilla final wars. This is the WrestleMania of Godzilla movies.

It really is. It honestly, it's like the WrestleMania meets the Matrix. Yeah, that's a great example. And you know what, I had to look up the date. That wasn't an example. That's not an example. And does she have no understanding of what the matrix is?

Does Godzilla live in a simulation in this movie? It's not anything like the matrix. She has no idea what she's talking about. No woman understands what the matrix was. I don't know if you, I don't know if you were unaware of that, but if you ask two of them, if you ask 10 of them, you'll get 10 different stories of what the matrix was about. They all think it's slow motion bullets.

Is what they think the Matrix is about. I remember I finally made my wife watch the Matrix, and she goes, I don't think that that was what it's gonna be at all. I'll make you didn't. You've never heard of what the Matrix was about, really? They have no understanding. Felislie, right when he stops the bullets. Right before he gets shot, she falls, or right into, it was in the subway. I was like, you gotta be fucking kidding,

we want this whole boring movie. And he's just about to kick ass. He's just about to fuck up the federal reserve and you just, that's it, you're asleep. I love how he won't, Maddox will never like buy into his partner's bits. Right, like, oh, it's wrestling versus the Matrix. What do you mean by that?

Like, what in what way is it that? He's just like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, back to what I was saying. Yeah. He goes, oh, that's a great example. An example of what? An example of how your co-hosts are retarded? I don't know what you mean by that.

So because this is from June of 2020, we're in the middle of the lockdown, the pandemic, and so Hayley has to address that. It's super cool, and we pulled this from our suggestions on Twitter because we're like, let's just do it. And by the way, sorry, we've been out for a little while. There's a lot happening, I think, in the world. Well, you know, uh, always is they have more to they have to really paper, huh? Name 10 things. All right. Brilliant

banjo. The chemistry between these two is just spot odds are talking over each other and oh, really? Subscribe. That's really what? Like what like what get it because there's a whole walk down to the pandemic yeah I get it. Why are they so giggly about it? I don't know. Because they're doing a show. Oh, all right, I'll go to seven eleven. I got I got it go

there because now it's like toilet papers back baby but there's still some there's still some, there's still like a dearth of, of like other stuff, I think. Hmm, there's still a dearth of other stuff, I think. Well, I'm glad I don't need her for my news or anything. That's not very helpful. I don't speak improv comedy, so I don't really know what the hell that means.

Yeah. A dearth of other stuff. We should point out who Haley Mancini is, because she's going to be featured a lot on today's episode. So she is a, well, she's been a, you know, UCB and different comedy and improv troops. And she has some type of career. I think she's a voice in Powerpuff Girls. And she's been, she's had roles in TV shows

and things like that. I don't know, you probably know better than I do. Yeah, there's just like this wake of I showed up for five years. So put me in something that follows the UCB improv community scene around. She's in that that flots some of the chum that the UCB theater just drops behind their shitty productions. She has a real. Let's put it that way. She's got a mom. Man, it's great. We'll talk more

about that later. But first, I want to get Hayley's take on Black Lives Matter. That's what's important to me right now. I think that, you know, we tweeted about it, but we feel that Godzilla would say Black Lives Matter. So we're saying Black Lives Matter too, also just from ourselves. And if you're somebody that is interested in that, I mean, you should be. But if you're somebody that's looking to start the conversation, learn a little bit more, whatever, there's a lot of great books out there. You know, like our awesome critical history and filmography of Toho's Godzilla series

that we always use. But there's also great books like The New Jim Crow or White Fragility. And these are really good ways to open up your eyes to different stuff. Hey, they want you to expand your mind with propaganda. She's like, oh, yeah, white fragility. What a great book that is.

She's the widest bitch in the universe. It's a grift. White fragility is a grift. This woman's making a career out of telling you you should hate yourself and you're a bad person. And then speaking of corporate events with it. Yeah. um, is Japan like really big on black lives matter? If you go over there, you're like, okay, Godzilla, right? We all love Godzilla. Now, what do we think of black lives matter? Yeah, oh yeah, Godzilla should come in and kill white people. Do you think so? Do you think sumo wrestlers have that paid another diaper?

The black lives matter like we have like Down About how important diversity is in Japan you idiot Yeah, God do look that was a quirky transition you know God do it's a black lives matter and I agree God do it's a black lives matter and I agree black lives do matter What do you guys think about people from southern Japan? Wow, well China you must love people from China rape rape What are you talking about you couldn't have a worst platform to talk about black lives mattering than a Godzilla podcast

Yeah Japan has assorted past. Let's put it that way. They're not the best track record when it comes to race relations. Is there a podcast based out of Israel that's talking about how important diversity is? Perhaps only that would be more tone dev. Oh, so Maddox being the symptom he is

is trying to get into White Fragility, because he thinks that's good to impress Haley. He's not white though, he can't. That book to me the other night, a friend of mine, White Fragility. Yeah. I started reading it and I could only find like a preview version online,

and I only read the page 25, and I'm like, and she's like, you gotta find the rest of it, you gotta read the whole thing, that's when it gets good. I'm like, okay, I will. You're like, please stop being so white and fragile. Yeah, right. The Tom-da-Aleini book, Tom-da-Aleini. Read your book.

Read your book, read my book. Yeah, yeah, I should trade your books. Somebody, yeah, somebody please, read my book, Yeah, yeah, I trade you somebody. Yeah, somebody please I'm gonna read this book by my book by my book. So he can't afford the actual white Fragility book. He's just on Amazon doing the can you see inside this book, please first 28 pages look pretty good Doob, but you need to get those other pages somewhere. He doesn't know how to find How does an Armenian man? Isn't that like kind of cultural appropriation? Like what does an Armenian man have to do with white fragility?

He's not a white obnoxious white woman. He's not an imaginary black person. The only demographic for white fragility is white women and imaginary black people. But he does want to fuck fragile white women. So maybe that's one of those. Oh, I see. You need something in common. Maybe that's his pickup line now. You read white in common. Maybe that's just pick up line now.

You read, uh, way for agility. I read the first 28 pages for free. Free preview online. They were pretty good. Why would he say that? Oh, yeah, I read the zip. What do you mean? Why would he say that?

The whole premise, we've talked about this show before. I don't know if it was a crossover show or on your show. But we've talked about the show before. And the basic premise is that Manics is trying to fuck Haley. It's very obvious, like the way he flirts with her and just everything he says, the way Giggles that are jokes, which she's not an interesting person. And Eddie say, go, why? And I think you'll all pick up on that as we play more of these clips. Everything Manics is doing is embarrassing. It's shit that, if I was like flirting with a girl at the bar and then somebody put that out on YouTube,

I'd kill myself. Yeah. You know what I mean? This guy's like doing that on purpose. This is how I flirted with women like before recording technology became a right. You bet. Go ahead. Yeah. Before we were in a folder pocket, yeah, way before 1993. All right. So Hayley explains in other books she mentioned, the New Jim Crow, because Max must know what that's about. New Jim Crow, I thought, is a really good book, by the way. And I got it.

It's about our prison system being like a New Jim Crow law. It doesn't sound like she has a good grasp on this material. If that's the way she's summing that up. Carl, would you say, oh, that's a really good book. Like how the prison system is modern day slavery. Oh, what'd you think of that book? It would be like, oh man, it really just, yeah, it's kind of like saying,

it's kind of like saying happy June 10th. Like how are you celebrating June 10th? Like, well, that wasn't like a great thing that people didn't know that slavery was over. They were still slaves for a couple of years. Like we're celebrating this. Are we happy about it? I don't know.

I'm confused. Shane Lerge's list. Two thumbs up. Awesome. Two d Two dienstick thumbs up. What's up? You gotta see it in theaters.

No, really blow you away. No. Try to feel a little more subdued. Right. And not, yeah, we say little more subdued. Right. And yeah, we say it's a powerful book. And not for nothing, but the premise of this book is what Kanye's been talking about forever. And everyone thinks he's crazy.

Yeah. The idea that the prison system is modern day slavery. And this is a white woman who just learned about this. Yeah, she's like, I didn't think I'd even like this book. And then I run it, and now I do. And it's so funny because people are so easily propagandized. And it's so obvious. She goes, I wasn't even sure if I agree with the promise of this.

And then I run it, and he's right. It's like, okay, that's how that works, idiots. I'm fucking over on. But actually, I should say, she didn't read the book. She listened to it. And she explains that it's a good audio book and Maddox's response. So I should mention that just this past Monday,

it's out now, as we said, we finally finished Maddox's book, Fuck Welles. We did the final two chapters and the acknowledgment. So it went out with a bang. I'll say the acknowledgments were so much, like we're such a cherry on that shit Sunday that we had the The chapters got worse and worse and then those acknowledgments when he's Weirdly thanking every e-selebi. He knows for no reason. Yeah, I can't figure out why he's thanking them

Yeah, he's just saying like hey cuz we're buddies. I said you could pay off Oh, and this person poured me coffee and this person got Korean barbecue with me once. Like, these are not how you acknowledge. Anyway, so this is, I think you'll find this pretty funny. And the audiobook book was really good. I thought the narration was good. You know how I'm like, sometimes audiobooks suck. Yeah, boy.

There's some. I mean, yeah, there's some, there's some audiobooks where, like, I recorded one. So having recorded one, I'm super hyper aware of certain ticks that authors have when they're leaves. And some of them have, when they have, when they finish a sentence, they leave a little verbal. And that's hearing that little tick noise

at the end of every sentence. Some people have pregnant pauses, ums and uhs us just all sorts of things because you can't read some people can't pronounce words correctly or slur their speech I know this guy's like well, I'm an expert on this now, dude So many mistakes on your audio buck We have a bell on I Gollabellity any ability you can't say that's always go well I'll borrow a gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola, gola It's when you sort of get a conversation with the engineer about that then. Oh, I mean, how would he become aware of that, do you think? That's a good point.

I just did an audio book and I can tell you what the problems are. Because this guy told me about another person who read their book. I just love all the sudden. He's put out the worst book ever. It's not funny. It's embarrassing in every single way. And he's going to like start telling people how to do audio books. It's awesome. Good job, Maddox. We don't know

self-awareness. You got to be able to read first. As usually they don't ask authors. Oh, by the way, can you, are you literate? Like, how at what grade would you say your literacy is at? Yeah, that would be a good question to ask before he steps into the booth. Yeah. Second.

It's funny because it's not for you. I just thought of this. I don't think we've ever pointed this out, but you and Maddox did a pilot. It was a cartoon, and I don't know if it was for cartoon. Don't swim. Oh, Fox, okay. Fox. And big leagues.

Yeah. So, he was obviously one of the voice talents on there and they had to replace him because he was so bad. Yeah, dude. So, um, we were casting for it. And I said, well, I want to play my guy. Yeah. Uh, what's, you know, why the hell would we have a show and not try to do our own?

He goes, well, you know, we don't want people to think that we're just forcing ourselves in like fuck fuck that I want to be on TV Fuck you. Yeah, so then he goes Well, okay, let's both do it And it's like okay, so you don't know you didn't want to do it But now that I'm doing it you want to do it. Oh, okay I'm gonna become famous from this and I'm gonna become famous from this Yeah, so I go first nail it of course then course. Then he goes and he goes through one line and the producer, the director puts,

like takes a little button off and he goes, um, we might wanna, we might wanna see if this other guy's available. Just one last thing to be. I can tell this is not vegetable. Oh my God, okay, cool. But then they made him do the whole thing and we listened to Sean had my current podcast, Just one last. I can tell this is not vegetable. Oh my God. Okay, cool. But then they made him do the whole thing.

And we listened to Sean had my current podcast. Go coast had all the old tracks by coincidence. So we listened to them all on a bonus episode of my show. I remember that. Yeah. It's not good. And you're this guy's company got authors who don't read their book while. Yeah, he can't read.

He can't read or a moat. It's like. That has to do. Well, it's up with all Yeah, he can't read. He can't read or a moat. It's like, that has to be here. Well, that was all the things he can't do. We'll be here all day. I got places to go in here. All right, so after this story about the Cuban restaurant and the bad breath, this is an awful transition. Hey, but we can have lethal breath.

Yeah, exactly. Yes. Godzilla. Godzilla. if Godzilla, if Godzilla, he's got some garlic breath for sure. He definitely does. Oh, Godzilla, Godzilla loves garlic bread. There's been no laughs. What do you mean? I'm not.

She's trying to help him. God bless her. God bless her heart? She's trying to help him. Got bluster, got bluster heart. We're trying to help him with that. But he's like speaking to bad breath. Oh yeah, he's got garlic breath. Cause he loves garlic breath. I just wish Dick was like,

what do you mean by that? What do you mean, God's gonna like his garlic bread? Just move on. You don't need to endlessly laugh it. Your own little segue. Just a bad segue, just move on. All right, let's talk about Godzilla now. That's enough of Cuban talk.

Let's get right into it. So this is now finally, the big question is, did they enjoy the movie? And Dick, I mean, they're doing a podcast about Godzilla. I mean, this should be semi-predictable, you would think. What do you think? Yeah, you should have enjoyed. I mean, they're all shitty,predictable. You would think, what do you think? You think, yeah, you should have enjoyed. I mean, they're all shitty.

So you just talk about why they're actually great. That's the joke, right? Let's find out if they enjoy it or not. Okay. Let's just talk real quick, just overall impressions of some of these. Yeah, I loved it. It was so much.

I loved it. Yeah. And I'm pointing this out yet, but Haley's one of these people has to sing everything, which I find to be obnoxious. Whether you're on a show or we're just hanging out, some sicken shit to me. It's like a child.

It is like a child, yes. Gross. And Matic still wants to fuck that, huh? Yeah. Well, Matic's like a child of a lot of ways too. Hmm, good point. So maybe that makes sense. So let's find out why they like this movie,

which by the way, I'll just say this movie has 50% on Rotten Tomatoes, but that's what the critics, you know? Critics could be wrong sometimes, but let's find out why they like this movie. I think part of the reason might be because this movie is written and paced like a children's show.

Yep, I think that's probably why you liked that, because it's for kids. It's for children. It makes a lot of sense right there. Totally unlike the other Godzilla movies. Right. With those adult themes that the other ones have. Yeah, they're very sophisticated. This Godzilla movie versus the adoption. Yeah, they're very sophisticated. Yeah. Oh, this got some movie reverses. The ocean. Yeah, the universe is rovers is wait.

Hahaha. That's a legend to this movie. God, it's in the internment camp. I got those lists. Oh, God. That would be good. I know. his list. That would be good. I know.

All right, so let's get back into Haley singing everything. And you have this team with the captain. What was the name captain? Oh, it's Captain Gordon. Gordon. Right. Fish and man. Not every thought in your head has to come out of your mouth, Hayley.

It's okay. Improv disease. She gets all, you know what? That's a good point. Improv disease because they're coach to do that. Yeah, and they all sit around together and just yes and everything. And it gives them like Tourette's, I think.

You know, that's a really good point. It is a form of Tourette's. It's self-ind like Tourette's I think. You know, that's a really good point. It is a form of Tourette's. It's self-induced Tourette's. If there's ever dead air, something's wrong. We're fucking it up. We're gonna lose the crowd. Go and finish it. Yeah.

Fuckin' assholes. I feel like we have the opposite of that. New and I and people that hang around us is like, okay, this better be fucking good, or these guys are gonna make fun of me for maybe my whole life. But this is a slight fuck out. We're gonna breathe people, that's okay, it's fine. It's so true.

All right, so this is where Maddox proves to be a Hollywood insider. And I mean, Dick, you live in LA, you've had some experience in the industry. Oh yeah. Let's see if Madness is correct about this insider knowledge. Movies don't get made the year that they come out. They're usually made like the year or two prior

because they have to shoot and produce and edit and all those things. Check out the big brain on brain. Yeah. Because they have to shoot. Well, no shit, they have to shoot it. Well, you know, when a man make a movie, you got to shoot it, you got to produce it. Like, first of all, you got the order wrong on the two things that you know about making

movies. Well, you got to shoot it, and then you produce it, of course. No. Backwards. You mean movies are a live stream? I had no idea. That would be what's the theater. You were actually watching them do that.

Look, I'm a bit of like, I'm a bit of a car-efficientado. I'm a, yeah, I got a guy on the inside of Ford. I'm gonna tell you something, the models, they're actually numbered after the previous year. I don't know if you knew that that's a Complicated factors in both they got to make the cars they got to design them What

So you're saying that if I were to buy a 2023 Jeep in September it wasn't actually made in 2023 Carl I'm just looking out for you man Mind blown Is that what you're calling me? Carl, I'm just looking out for you, man. This guy's from the future. Mine blown. That's guys from the future. All right, so that was a pretty good insider info. Just why I like to listen to Maddox because he's part of show business in the whole other David world.

All right, now, so this is more of Maddox's simping and they get on this conversation around birth control All right, now, so this is more of Maddox's sipping, and they get on this conversation around birth control for some reason. Guys should take birth control instead of us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Where are condom everybody? Good night. You know, it's not funny, but I'm, you know, I get it. Guys should take birth, you're always like, yeah, yeah, we should, we should be responsible too. I can hear him like, chuckling and delivering those lines as he's inserting his penis into her. That's what this courtship sounds like to me like, yeah, you're right.

Let me get that top off there. If I could just, if I could just ease this in, if I could just get this rope into this condom. All right. So then this turns into, guys, so the worst, this turns into hilarious condom jokes. Oh, wait, we got boner man. Do we have a boner man? Boner man. Put a condom on that boner, Joe. So anyway, I guess this is as good a time as any to drop our new sponsorship for Trojan. Got a Godzilla cock.

Oh my god. A magnum. I hear you, man. It's funny. I don't think it's funny. I don't know what their laughing at. He says magnum. They said a magnum.

Godzilla cock. And then he said magnum. said, a Magnum. Godzilla cock. And then he said Magnum, and then they both cracked up laughing over that. Jesus. It's a good podcast. I can't believe it didn't last. It's like, it sounds like two people who work together had sex and they're trying to laugh it off,

but they didn't have sex. I don't know how they mastered that chemistry. You're right. Like the most awkward feel like, ooh, okay. Well, I'll see the conference tomorrow. They got that energy, but without the sex, incredible. Well, okay. So this next clip is purred for that because I thought this was a Godzilla podcast,

but it's more than just that. And listen to how this just goes off the rails. They've just become chuckle fucks with each other. You thought you were tuning into a Godzilla podcast. A podcast about a kid's movie series. And we're just like, F-bombs. A cock bomb.

I see it. I see it. I'm just gonna fuck. Honor jokes. F bomb said Fuck bomb Honor goes That's right. This is a Godzilla podcast rated R That's right The audience love it Thank you Thank you audience. Thank you. Thank you Jesus Christ

You're so edgy. Cockboms. Yeah. He's the dumbest of the ever. He's saying, cunchboms. He's trapping. Fuckboms. Right it are.

He's trapping cockboms all over the place. Oh my god, there was a fag slur in there somewhere. Whoa. This is good energy, everybody. Why, dude? Who, the only like socially stunted weirdos are into Godzilla. What do you mean? There I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here.

I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. Rangers, maybe they'd have a couple of kids at the audience checking it out, but we're talking about Godzilla movies.

These movies have been around for a hundred years now. Kids are watching you open up toys on YouTube and playing with toys that they want or that they even have. I don't know what they're laughing about there because there was nothing funny said and they're both cracking each other up and that's that kind of like nervous energy you were talking about.

Yeah, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like pretend they're doing something wrong. Right. Like, oh, oh, oh, oh, man. Because they're not doing anything right. Yeah. So here's just, now they're finding it into this, this movie. And this is where I'm obligated to point out because Tony reminded me to say that Tony from Hector movies has a Good Godzilla podcast

and these guys have a shitty Godzilla podcast. Yeah, yeah. But what all of these podcasters do, yeah, thanks Tony. Artists working man and not show business. It's Tony from Hector movies. The very, very famous Tony from Hector movies. And so what all of these movie podcasters do is they go through and recap everything that happened in the movie, which I don't understand why they do that.

I don't know who that's for. If you want to see the movie, you can. If you've already seen the movie, then you know. And they don't even comprehend what happened in the movie. Who else? We had all the monsters basically coming out and just started attacking every city all around. The Danube attacking Paris, right?

Yeah, Rodan was attacking. Oh wait, I thought Rodan was attacking New York. New York, that's right. Rodan was attacking New York. Who was attacking Paris? Because I remember these two Parisians that got stomped by... Ooh, was that Inguirus? Oh, maybe that was Inguirus? No.

Maybe that was Inguirus, yeah. I know that Zilla ends up in Sydney. Yeah, the side-doll. Really bring back Tri-Star Zilla, everybody. King Cesar is somewhere, where's King Cesar? I mean, everybody's in it. Yeah, I think it was like South America. No, he was in a Paraguay or something like that.

Jesus Christ Think this is a show about a movie they I Assume they watch they didn't write a note down neither of them wrote a single note down. It's going on Remember it. Yeah, just know what it is like so literally I went on Wikipedia and just looked at this movie and read the plot and the recap I would be more intelligent on this show than either of them and I've never seen this movie. I would have known all of you, I would have had notes touted in front of me

and known all this, it's in black and white and I would have sounded more intelligent than either of that madness. Was there a point to that or is it just less lists stuff we saw in the movie? Yeah, they just go through it and they tell you all everything that happened seen by scene. And I, look at it, I get it.

I get it, Max doesn't understand like the Federal Reserve system or fractional banking, but this is something he should understand in Capri-Hand and be able to explain. You were thinking. God's L.O. was in a place. What place was it? Oh man, you got me.

South America somewhere on a Paraguay, on a Bolivia, whatever. Karen's gonna shit. somewhere on a paraguay, out of Bolivia, whatever. I'm scared. Get the shit. All right, this is the last clip I have from this show. And I just, it's called is Haley Six. Because like we said before, she talks like a child. It was all these leaders.

This is with the aliens, right? Yes. Yeah, and they're like, oh, we're all on the same page. La, la, la, la, la, we're all on the same page. La la la la la. We're going to do this defense thing. And then the lady comes in and she has, she takes out this adorable French bulldog. And she's like, your dog, he wants to see you or this, the dog, he wants to see you. And then he's like, oh, yes, my dog.

And he's clearly lying. And she gives him the dog and, you know, they just, she's the problem in the name. You ever asked a six year old about a TV show they watched? Yeah. That's what that was right there. Oh yeah, there was that person. And oh, that was the bad guy.

That person was the bad guy. And the good guy didn't know that yet. But I could tell because the bad guy. That person was the bad guy and the good guy didn't know that yet, but I could tell because the bad guy was lying and it was obvious. Like, what are you doing? Why are you doing that? Jesus. I don't know who's more hateable on this show. I got to go buy my girlfriend something after listening to that. I've spent a while since I've been exposed to something that retarded. It's a shocking that a guy like George who should know better, right? He's done enough podcasting with good podcasters that he should be done. Well, he's the show.

That's what happens when you think, oh, well, it's podcasting. You know, I'm great. So it doesn't matter who I'm doing it with. No, that's a very good point. He puts his name on this as well as the best debate in the universe, which we're going to get to in a moment. But first, we have to do. Gringe of the week.

Gringe of the week. And this cringe of the week comes in from Garrett. And this is front of the show, Eric Zayn, on the Eric Zayn show.ane on the Eric Zane show. Technically, the Eric Zane show podcast because you did both of those words in there for Google. I don't know. I don't know why he does that.

But this is Eric Zane throwing a hissy fit because he didn't like what the commoners were saying while he was broadcasting. So just so you know, Dick, Eric's a friend of ours, we reviewed his show and he wasn't on the joke, and he's come on and come on to go out to work with us. He's great. People love him. But he's an ex-radio guy.

Okay. He was on free beer at Hot Wings for a number of years, and he's done his own show. And so he's got that radio guy mentality. Like, he doesn't want instant feedback. Yeah, he gets up to the audience. This audience is too close to me. Get back here.

Shut up. Shut up. I'm on a stage here. Get behind the barrier. Yeah. So he kind of freaks out here. This is from just this week. Okay.

Arem, how does it feel to be the most hated member of the audience right now? Do you ever shut the fuck up? I don't think you do. Shut up. Stupid Armenian fuck. Jesus. You're gonna theme going tonight. See that's why you are the reason why I don't like comments. It's you. You're the the problem here take a band you fuck there you go take that no wait a minute I don't want to ban you I want to time time you out you're timed out you fuck that was too hard shut up hold. I want your money. I'm angry but come back. Yeah, good back here.

See, that's why I don't want you guys fucking talking to me. I don't want to fucking see it. It's such a fucking distraction. If you want the show ruined, talk, talk more. Talk talk more Shut the fuck up God damn it You know what the show needs it needs more of me and less of you More me less you If you want success enjoying the show, shut the fuck up. Oh, you're annoying.

These are all the drops. You're right. I do have to pull out of the board. Morobean, let's see. Hey, let's just be an asshole. Let's just piss Eric off. Oh, yeah. This is not just piss Eric off. Oh yeah. This is not the Arem show.

You fuck. You heard me being fucked. Go away. Fucking idiot. Go away in time, Alex. Christ. It's almost over here. All right.

Kenny, you're no better. Shut the fuck up. You're getting it too. Shut the fuck up. I think he's asking for it. Guys, if you ever board in the morning time, Eric's aides show, go out there and fuck with him. More you.

That's him. Yeah. Actually, what did they say that said him on? I have no idea. Oh no, we should fight out. So we could fuck with the bar. But I will say Eric Zane's going to be on WATP a week from today. He's on the midweek show.

Well, I'm nervous. And he doesn't, he doesn't love that much dead air when he's out this show. I wouldn't allow that. But on this show, he thinks that's good for some reason. I'll just start singing for no reason. All right, let's get into the best debate in the universe. And I am very excited to announce, Dick, that we are going to be reviewing a show called called our college bribes super cool from April 8th, 2019 featuring Maddox, Kirk Wilcox, Ron Babcock, and Haley Man City. That's right.

Haley was at the show. And this is the way it starts. For people who are watching, they're all rocking out to their theme show day. This shot was a cool one. It's amazing. I just started listening to it on my bonus episodes. And it's unbelievable that it was this bad. Yeah, oh no, it's fantastic.

And in video form, it's even better. I've never watched a show before. And I'll just say this because I've listened to the show before we reviewed it before. But I've never actually watched it. And the thing that was jarring to me is that these are adults. When you're listening to the show, you don't realize, like these are like adult mad. We're all put to it.

Middle aged adult men. Yeah, that like guys in their 20s either. Yeah. It's not technically adults, completely adults. It's on a decline adult. It's shocking. All right, so let's see how the show starts off here Welcome to the best debate in the universe every debate in universe from leaky implants to leaky underpants With over 4.5 million downloads. I'm your host Maddox

So he has that little intro from leaky underpants or leaky implants to leaky underpants and he cracks himself up already Because I can see you saw the reaction out of Haley and she's laughing. I'm pretty funny. I know holy crap I got more I got a million of a watch out What is that one dude on the bottom right like? Kirk Wilkites like, whoa! It's getting spicy. Oh my God, wow! This is too spicy for me!

I got a big bottle. I got a red-ass rated bro. Oh, man, are you surfing a wave of comedy over there? Oh. What do you call that thing bro? We're doing this from do you know his bedroom this is fucking bedroom Yeah, they when he canceled the show he spent like two weeks putting all this stupid crap on the wall Yeah, so he's got photos of himself all over his bedroom wall. Yeah, girls are really gonna like that

Like oh, this is. It's better than the sharks that were there before. That's what I'm saying. And this Miley face bed spread. Oh, I'm sure those are there too though. I think this is something other side. Right? It's like one of those Japanese like brothels

where the girls dress, or you can dress in a diaper and the girls spank you. He's got a room like that. So you've been to these brothels, that's what you're telling me? Of course. Yeah, what do you mean? I got a room like that. So you've been to these brothels, that's what you're telling me. Of course. Yeah, what do you mean? I got a frequent fire card. All right, so this is, they start doing the show

and then Maddick says, oh my gosh, we got to introduce our guest, Haley, properly. Well, anyway, we should give a proper an introduction to our guest this week. Haley, man, Seney, Haley, you're a fantastic, amazing comedian, writer, voice over actor. Thanks. Just amazing, and we've got a big project coming up,

but welcome to the show, Haley. Thank you guys. Thanks for having me. What a delight. Yeah, what a delight. I shouldn't say we, you have a new podcast coming up. I have a new podcast coming out. All right, so this is before Godzilla versus podcast one

started, and listen to how cute they are with introducing that they're gonna be doing this show. Okay. Okay. With this guy, his name is George. Oh yeah. You guys might know him. Uh, he actually reminds me of you, Maddox. Oh yeah. Okay. Yeah, he reminds me of you, but like. What are you more hairy? Yeah, just a lot hairier. Uh-huh. Really into Godzilla. Uh. I like this guy. I'm pretty nice, dude. Uh-huh. He's like, if you were a surf dude, with just a little attitude.

I like the sound of this guy. He sounds real handsome. Oh, yeah. Sounds like maybe he makes a mean apple pie. He might. What? Uh, what a fag. I can't. This is what Hollywood did to me. Apple pie. He might. What? What a fuck. This is what Hollywood did to this man. That is the lamest I have ever seen him.

This is the most pathetic. I have ever seen Maddox. And he was not watching this. He's grinning ear to ear. So what they're describing here is that Maddox on this other show goes by his real name George So Hayley's pretending that like oh, yeah, this other guy reminds me of you. What's actually him and he's all giggly If I was one of the co-authentic Should we leave so you guys can fuck and we'll just come back later? What's what's going on right now? This is you guys want to read you that intro because that one sucked and Maddox You have a lot of fans who like like masculine comedy and stuff like that. Yeah, we don't want

Now is the opposite. We don't want to see Fort with Haley on your show starting off and then Madness's big wine was oh He sounds like a hot guy who makes a good apple pie. What? This is not like a will they want they relationship. It's like a won't it's like a they won't and please don't It's not like a will they want, they relationship. It's like a they won't and please don't. Really? Really? Please don't, please never do. Classic, they won't and please don't.

Chemistry. And the worst part is I wish it stopped there. I wish that at that point somebody wise up and said, all right, no, I'm the co-host. It's the two of us are doing a show together. No, they have to keep it going. But it's a great podcast about this man, George, who you should know, because he's great. It's a podcast about Godzilla.

Hey. Yeah. So cool. I happen to have something in common with this guy. Oh, you. And that I I do

What I'm going to listen to you Kewink You think what I mean you should listen to it when it comes out you should promote it heavily Why are they keeping this going? Who is it for? It's so cute. Oh, Deck got it So cute how they bad joy maybe you can tell it to me one more time. Maybe you can tease me with it one more time.

Wait, wait a second, so you have this co-host, but I'm into the same things your co-host is in too. And we look the same. It sounds like a sexy man. He sounds like really sexy. Sounds like a guy you would never want to be intimate with. Does he have a degree? So what's great here is that there's a couple of things

going on in this next clip. And this conversation comes out of nowhere out of Haley. There's no reason to prompt this conversation. It's totally shoehorned in. And I think it's because Haley wanted to point out that she has a boyfriend. I just want everyone in the room know because they're all sipping right here.

She just wants to let them all know, like, guys, you don't even have a shot. I love this line. I like my boyfriend and I like birds. Yeah. Yeah, it's a true thing. It's a true thing, he is. Do you guys have birds?

No, no. No, no. No, our apartment complex will let us have it. Well, you know, he lives in Chile. He's saying, he's a Chilean bear grills, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, He's my little gift. But we like birds. We just went to the glopagus and looked at birds together. Birds are cool. I've been to birds. That's George.

The most stereotypical white whore goes on a hike to find herself and comes back with some Mexican meat to lay her down in front of these loser white improv slubs. God, what a pathetic podcast. She made it very clear that they are not in her league. She's kidding. She'll lay in bare grills. You guys don't have a chance with me, you know?

Like she's really talking about this lame shit all day. Nope. Also, whenever a woman says, me and my boyfriend like blank, you like blank. Right. Your boyfriend's blank log. It's a nice thing for him to do. I guarantee this Chalian bear girls and that like,

oh my god, you like birds too. I fucking love birds. That's amazing. Was he even there? Or is she talking about like he's still in chili? He she talking about like, he's still in chili? She's saying he's still in chili. Oh God, so they can't even compete with a man who doesn't exist.

Right, exactly. Yeah. She's like, well, the kind of the idea of this guy is more satisfying to me as a woman than any of you. Yes. Like the real you. So then they're talking about this idea that they wanted to call their show Podzilla,

but that name was already taken. So they bet around some other podcast names that they could have used instead of Godzilla versus podcast zero, and then this happens. John in the chatroom says, podcast, you know, John, no, we are not going to. A podcast. A podcast.

It sounds like, oh my God, Fudruckers should start one called, Fudcast. Fudcast, yeah. Fudcast. It's the Fudcast. What would it be about though? Just a fucking bullshit ass.

And it would be the stuff in the walls. Yeah, it would be the stuffy suit, the corporates and just talking about their menu and like a bullshit ass. And it'd be the stuff in the walls. Yeah, it'd be the stuffy suit, the corporates, and just talking about their menu, and like a nervous laughter. Yes, that's it. I like me too, John. Yeah. Can we say that?

Yeah, and these two assholes have the balls to talk about nervous laughter at a podcast. These two assholes, oh, they would suck a podcast. It'd be a lot of nervous laughter. That broad on the, whatever we reviewed on Saturday, the porn stars, yeah. Jins talking.

Jins talking. Yeah. Lapt less than them. Yep. And all she did was giggle. All the time. Wait, you had three dicks in your ass. Hehehehe.

Yeah. Hehehehe. I have a boyfriend and chili. What was their example of what they would talk about on the Fud Record that the nervous people would laugh about? They would laugh about the menu items and whatever's on the walls, their management and management's coming in. But actually, now that you've got me thinking

on this track, this idea that it's all about the improv thing. I should be called the podcast. Oh, what about fun rockers? That sounds like PUD. So it'll be FUD cast. Like, what does that have to do with anything? Nothing. Yeah.

Yeah, and he goes right, Manisco's right along with it. Yes, and, yeah. Oh, yeah. And it's OO that be. People on the wall. Oh, yeah. And they're calling it and we're nervously laughing.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, and they laugh like this. And we're nervously laughing. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and they laugh like this. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. These people are devoid of humor. It's, there's nothing funny about this show at all. So now we get to the question of our college bribes cool or what? Because this is going on back in 2019 when there was that big scandal going on

with the people who are busted for getting their kids into USC or for wherever. This is Haley's answer. Thank God we did something about that. I know. Thank God we spent two months in prison for that. This is Haley's answer. What do you think?

Our college bribes, cool or what? So, okay. I don't, I mean I mean, I want to agree with it because it was put in that way. I recall it was cool or what? Uh, but no, I don't think they're cool. They are cool. See that chemistry.

I'm really excited about this new Godzilla podcast coming out. We still have dynamite together. I like how she just looks at this ceiling. He hits the buzzer. Oh, he wishes he saw more of that. He hits the buzzer and immediately starts cracking himself up. Wrong answer. God.

We're having fun, right? This is us having fun together. You're right about this in your diary. We had fun today. Back to your boyfriend. And not for nothing, but she's got a point there. The way the question is worded is a little bit leading. Yeah.

I don't think they're really trying to have an actual debate about this. It doesn't sound like it. I don't think they're really trying to have an actual debate about this. It doesn't sound like it. I don't think it's real. Okay, so this is weird. I couldn't figure out what was going on here. I'll play it for you and then we can try to analyze it. You know what, Carl, I'm sorry. I just realized that Maddox still has all this podcasting shit in his house that just

is like a pile to his failure, like a testament to his right. Like he's moved, he probably lives in section 8 housing now or like eviction free housing, but he still has a closet full of all this stupid podcasting shit that he will never use again. Oh, he got a pile of that soundproofing right there. And he's like, this was expensive. Yeah.

I'm not throwing this out. It is. This shit's expensive. I dropped 200 bucks on it. I know because I soundproofed our practice room and I was like, shit, this is expensive. That's more than I thought it would be. Just get some milk crates next time.

Or egg crates, I should say, milk crates. That wouldn't be good for soundproofing at all. It would ricochet right off. Maybe. All right, let's see if we can figure out what's going on here. Maybe. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, John, John, I said, I think I said four science,

but I have a little bit of a list. So I may have, I have a little bit of a little splitty in my teethy. And that's have hurt. That's okay. Oh God. Did you follow? It's so gross.

A splitty in her teethy? So at first I'm like, who's she talking to? There's no one named John on the show. And she just looks over and she goes, I was trying to say four science, but I have a list. And then she, a little self-deprecation and makes like, no, no, you're good. I still love you. I mean, you're still okay. And what I picked up on later is you see that screen back there that Kirk and Ron are looking at.

Yeah, yeah. They have a chat going on that they can see and I can't. And they're responding to it as if this show is just for the four people in this room. Well, I think it is. Yeah, I'm getting the sense that maybe it is because he's just like looking at the screen and going, oh yeah, the answer to that is blah, blah, blah. Like, wait, what? What just happened?

I'm very confused. There's already two people with microphones. How the hell do they read it from that far away? I don't think it's a big phone. I think it's a lot smaller rubin' that looks like. They've all got something. Haley's got something in front of her. It looks like a screen, Matt excessive laptop.

Wow, so they're doing the worst thing possible for podcasts, which is reading the comments constantly. Getting distracted. While you're recording, that's amazing. No wonder it sounds like this. That's Eric Zane about doing that John fuck you All right now we're doing some put you on mute

So this is funny because Maddox doesn't know who William H. Macy is And he's so embarrassed about it that he has to pretend that he did though. Oh Yeah, I think everybody loves William H. Macy now, you know, and you know, he was just like I don't know honey You handle it. What is it all of a sudden? It's like what? What's that what is he been in? What is he been in? Will you make me crazy? Will you make me crazy? Who's the fucking man? Who is he? Who is he? Who is he?

He found out the Macy's malls. If you didn't, you found the Macy's malls. Is that why don't you Google his name and then realize what a stupid question you just asked. I'm asking for the audience. I am the point of view of the audience, Ron. I know. The William H. Macy has been.

I don't think so. What are you going to say for this? He has a show called Shameless. I was in a scene with him. Whoa. In Shameless and Ron edited my real. I did. I did it real.

I've seen it in fact. Wow. It's too much time. Yeah. There's a big old circle jerk here, huh? Uh, uh, circle jerk. Totally. Yeah.

Totally. Yeah. Well, we, we, we, okay. So everybody knows who William H. Macy see is I was just clearly just asking that question So that the audience would know but you guys wouldn't you guys can't so go to Oh my god actually I was supposed to have a name Victoria and they didn't give it to me in the credits and I was like thank you I'm supposed to have a name Whatever did you see how Maddox was just like, you guys are in on a joke, they're not part of.

That was amazing. I don't like this anymore. He had to interrupt the story immediately to talk about it too. Babcock's talking, he's like, oh, what has he been in? What has he been in? It's giving me flashbacks.

He would always do that on biggest problem with like, oh, well then no one knows what you're talking about. No one knows what a Thomas guy is. No one knows what motorcycle fairings are. Like I, I don't know, man. I think they do. Well made it way worse that Ron's like, yeah, not only did she act with him,

but I was gonna edit it real. They put it together and it's just like, oh, you guys have a friendship outside of this? Yeah, that's what's going on. I thought I was part of that. That's when he had to shut it down. Yeah, that's what he was really excited about. But also Guy and Bottomright finally said someone and it was retarded.

I remember but it was in the middle of that it was so bad. Oh, yeah, it's right. He goes it's the guy who made the Macy malls. Yeah, which Macy's is a department store. It's not a ball. That's right. Thank you. I forgot how about that.

There was so much going on in that clip. I forgot how about that. Who's William H. Macy? He's going. Thank you. I forgot how about there. There was so much going on in that clip Who's leaving me to be see it's gonna be ball Dabby It's not a good joke Speaking of not a good joke. Oh god. I am the audience. I am speaking on behalf of the like okay That was funny kind of a joke you played it off, but not well Well, no, I'm inspired by it. Over and over. Oh, no, no, no. Of course not. Speaking of unfunny jokes, Maddox talks about a troll he did on Twitter. And you guys tell me what this means because

I was very confused about it. But today is the 25th anniversary of Kurt Cobain dying. 25th. So 25th. Yeah. I love enunciation. But yeah, it was his 25th anniversary of his passing. And I did a little troll on Twitter. I said, I love love Kurt Cobain. And I will never forget where I was when I heard he died. Hashtag Kurt Cobain. And how was that response?

You know, not as hateful as I thought, but there was a few, you know, a few. I thought there'd be a lot of people who respond like me too. You know what? You know what? I think there wasn't, it's because literally no one could find that hashtag as I spelled it wrong. So I probably didn't get dipped into the big, you know,

the ether. Oh man. Am I dumb? Did he say Kurt Cobain? I don't understand what the joke was. I don't get the joke, his name say Kurt Cobain? I don't understand what the joke was. I don't get the joke his name was Kurt Cobain. He's present like Kurt Cobain. Did he spell it with a C? Yeah, that's the only thing we didn't say that.

Does he think his name is Kurt? And he spelled it Kurt? It is Kurt. I was so confused by the whole clip. He's like, yeah, listen to my, this fucking wild. I wrote so confused by the whole clip. He's like, yeah, listen to what I did, it's fucking wild. I wrote, I missed Kurt Cobain. Is the joke, the typo, or the joke that he actually, that he like is being overly sincere,

and he doesn't realize that a lot of people do. That's what I thought it was. I thought it was. Yeah, I couldn't figure it out. Sorry. Just the name. I put out this great tweet, I was like, I like a lot of jadlin and songs.

Together. Yeah. I think he's trying to do like that. He's trying to do that. I love like rip this celebrity and then you post the wrong celebrity. Yeah. Like if you see in that,

but he doesn't understand that's why it's funny. We did it wrong. Oh no, we love that shit. I do. That's great. It's very insulting with people who really enjoy that celebrity. Yeah, like I got a Star Trek and then picture Darth Vader. Yeah.

But he just said, I love Kurt Cobain. Whoa, oh, you just crossed the line right there, dick. Did it, it's not, Star Trek, no. Yeah. See, it's like Vito is here. Oh, freak out at his behalf. All right, man, he's sitting on a bench. I bet he's at home right now.

There's no way he worked up in time. Somebody tweet at him and get a picture right now of what he's doing. I want proof that he's doing something better than this. Call him a pedophile. He'll always respond to anybody who calls him a pedophile to argue with them. Yeah, stop being so accurate.

So, Haley doesn't just love birds. She's also into flowers, as we're going to learn from this next very interesting story that she tells. California was in a very bad drought for like 10 years and then suddenly the rains came back and with that came a flurry of flowers that can be seen from space because there's so many of them. And they're a beautiful part of nature and they are extremely fragile and they only grow in non-compacted soil. So what did the Instagram influencers do? They went out into the poppies, laid down, and I went. I went last week to the fields and there are actual actual patches of dirt, like just by, like stepping on them once, they just go, the poppies die and don't grow back. And these, and the girl, and so I went around

and fucking yelled at everybody. You can ask, there was like 20 comedians and we went and I yelled at people. And then when we were driving, there was a girl, we were driving back, and there was a girl standing in the poppies, holding a poppy because she picked one. And our boyfriend was, she was making her boyfriend take a picture of her. Of course. And I

was like in traffic leaving it and I was like, hey that's illegal you know and she goes, oh okay great and I was like, oh and you picked one, you're a fucking piece of shit. That was a weird edit. Yeah it was. I always assume when there's an edit like that she dropped an N-bomb. I just assume that, it has to be, right? Where else did you get out? I can't leave Haley dropped an N-bomb. I'm the best of the bitch.

This is before she read White Fragility, right? Right, so she was probably dropping him all the time. Right, as she saw the Erder Ways. Wow, what a story, huh? That bitch. I know, I love that she goes, and you can ask anyone who was there. I was a lunatec.

Like, no, I believe you. You wouldn't be telling the story. This is not of a brag. I'm not saying anything. Me and you sick of it. They're in the life. This unfunny thing. Yeah.

I was berating people for something that's trivial. Yeah, hilarious. Yeah. Ask anyone. I really was being a giant cunt. Ask anyone. I believe you. No, we got it.

You're a cunt. Yeah, we know. I can't. No, do it. Ask them right now. Ask them. I need you to understand that I'm a cunt. Ask anyone. I believe you. You're cut. Yeah, we know I know. Do it. Ask them right now. Ask them. I need you to understand that I'm a cunt. I get it. I got it. Could you imagine flowers that didn't exist like two months ago? Who gives a shit? Could you imagine being upset that like a single flower is dad and old girl bag? Did she think that she is the flowers or that her virginity or something? Or is the flowers like what the fuck?

There's something going on there, right? There's something psychological because that's not normal behavior. It's not normal, no. Not to the boundaries normal. No, definitely not. All right, by the way, you'll notice this is all over the place.

This is the show called The Best Debate in the Universe and it's just all over the place. Whatever we do, I want to talk about. They just throw it out there. It's awful. And this is Ron Babcock has a big brain take on conspiracy theories, all right? It's just like people who believe

it can conspiracy theories where I'm like, we're not that organized. No, like Why don't you think like just go to a fucking seers and try and get help like we as humans aren't closed Guys, there's never been a conspiracy followed by a cover-up because people are dumb because people are dumb. Well, good take. Wow. I mean, somebody's iTunes feed was getting stolen

right out from under, then while this was happening, so I guess we're not so fucking stupid after all, man. I guess possible. I just love that blanket it, like all conspiracy theories are stupid. I take, you're like, what do you mean? How could you possibly think that that's true? And I'll give Kirk a little bit of credit here

because he chimes in with a very obvious statement. I like how we're like shitting on conspiracy theories from the topics about college bribories. Oh yeah, yeah. It's cool as shit, by the way. Yeah, so there were these rich people and celebrities who were paying off these other people in order to get their kids in school.

It was a cover up and then they eventually got caught, but not after it was taking place for years. It was a good thing. And Maddox totally misses it. Yeah, he's like, yeah, yeah, he's like, yeah, he's like, for a show that's called Debate, that there would be more arguments,

and there's none. Well, what's interesting about this, I have a couple more clips and then I think demonstrate this, is when you did a show with Maddox, the biggest problem in the universe, both of you, or at least one of you, had some knowledge on the topic.

And so there was an actual conversation around it. And I don't think that these guys even understand what bribes are. Like they don't even grasp the concept of what a bribe is because if I'm gonna get to Maddox and this is Maddox's take on why college bribes or bribery in general is so cool. How cool would it be?

I want you guys all to answer honestly. How cool would it be if you could bribe your way into winning a marathon Right how fucking cool if you want a marathon with a bribe and they're literally just like dropping you in with a helicopter And like this is our winner and everyone's like no he's no he's not it's like yeah, that's our winner It's like literally the taxi cab pulls up to the finish line. Yeah walk out That's the million dollar man Ted toBiasi would do in the WWE. He would bribe pieces.

Yeah, that's right. You would. That's, I, you know what? You don't think that's cool? You're describing cheating. That's not a bribe. That's cheating. That's something very different than bribery.

Yeah. Can he drop down a little bit of a race in order to win? Is that bribery? It's not even close. This is the guy, this was his hot take. He came up with the whole subject matter. He went everyone talk and he's like, I got this one guys. Yeah, and he fucking more odd. He used a weird race to like, why? Like, the guy, the idiot in the bottom right was right. That is what Ted D. B.

Oce would do, like, bribing refs toward. Sure to sure, but you can't bribe a foot race. Right. There's witnesses. Yeah. If you're skating anything arm wrestling anything, almost any other thing. Any other judge involved, right? With judges involved, there could be bribery going on. Holy shit. That there was a whole thing in the NBA where there was literally an official was paid up by the mafia because they had all these bets on the games. It was bribery It was cool

I would be cool if you came in in a helicopter and right ran a marathon Get a lot of it when you just start wouldn't you just stay at the starting line? And then like they usually are circuit, like they're usually a circle. So everyone can go back to their car. So it's a good point. You know like 26.2 miles away from your car. You're so awesome. I'm not gonna jog back.

You have to helicopter would take you right back to where you are. Back. God. So hold on. It gets it gets even stupider. This really sums up the whole show for me. Paying for anything is just a regulated bribe. Yeah, oh, what about food?

Is that also a bribe? Huh? Are you guys getting it for buying food? It is. You bribe that water melon into your hands. I mean, honestly, like, what is the difference between paying for food and then bribing someone to give you food? What's the difference?

Why, that's an honest trade. You're paying someone for the food. Why is it honest? Because it's for free market. Because there's a price that we all agree is the right price for you to be able to sell it and someone to want to buy it. That's how the free market works.

These guys don't even understand the free market. And you talk about bribery, like, everything's bribery. Well, then nothing's bribery. Like, what's bribery then? Do you idiots? What the fuck? I think Maddox is inventing capitalism in real time. It really is.

Like, gosh, you got all the bread over there. How old do you say, yeah? I said, if you had 20 and some bread falls out the back of your silo. You're buying later. Holy shit, but this is what I mean though, because dick, if you were on this show and that was his big hot take, like I think that just buying food is bribery, you would have fucking left in his face and we would have had an interesting conversation. You just, you have to have somebody on here who can do the bare minimum of like, well,

what do you, why do you think that's bright? Like just basics of why do you think that's bright? Should we look up what bribery is and read the definitions so that we can all get on the same page here? Because we're having a debate about something and we don't agree on what the definition of it is. It's not the baits. It's not the baits.

Everything's absurd. Like there's not one or two contradictions that are funny. It's just constant absurdity being shrieked at themselves. And poor Hayley didn't get the memo on that because her thing was just like, I don't think it's right because you know, a lot of people work hard to get into these colleges and someone who has a lot of money, you should just be able to bribe their way in. No, it's cool.

It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. There was so funny. Imagine you're in a helicopter and you stole a marathon. What? She's so stupid. This show is no longer an existed set up.

That's a prize. That's a shame. Did Eddie say go away? And he's got Patty C Cups and Maddox had no response to our offer to pay them like four grand to do a show together, huh? No. I don't understand.

That's not true. Patti C cups is a guy who should've got a bed for like 10 bucks. Yeah. That would be worth it for having two sets of headphones. Oh, at least. Yeah. At least if anybody got their sales or not.

Yeah. We're gonna have to up it. We're gonna have to up it to like 5,000 or six. Just like 10, all you guys got to do is 10 episodes. Oh my god. I'll tell you an interesting story. I didn't know that I'm playing this clip, but Stuttering John was on his show recently talking about

how we offered him $1,000 to come on, who are these podcasts with the creep off, one of those shows. But Dr. Steve literally offered him money and he turned it down and he goes, I mean, I would do it for three grand. It was like, well, okay. All right, so there is a prize.

That's a prize. He named a very specific price like 2150. Well, that's right. When he responded to, that's right, forget about that. When he responded to Dr. Steve at the time, he did have a counteroffered. But then on the show recently, he said he could do it for three grand. Okay. It's like, okay.

All right, how about 25 hundred? Like, what are we doing here? We're haggling over this. Rounded. We have to pay rent or something. That's a very specific amount. Yeah. We gotta get my car on the compound.

Yeah. We gotta get my car on the compound. Our buddy Patrick from New Zealand, listener to the show, was recently trolling OP and he sent me in a video of that. So I want to play that for you guys real quick. I want the word be. So he is this.

There's all sorts of, uh, not here. You know, uh, uh, uh, cracks in my mirror. Uh, it's holy possible. It is just happening to you. No, that's not no, no, no, no, no. So opi's explaining how he got his side view mirrors ripped off like we talked about recently and so this guy Patrick goes on and goes, oh, maybe they're just targeting you. Oh, Pete. And I'll be freaks out about that. No, you're not a regular to my live stream, sir. And you're not a regular to my my videos

Because I thought that I'm like, are they targeting my car did I piss off somebody and they're just simply targeting my car So I did a little reconnaissance when I was on Alright, so that's the best troll ever but I love that opi's thought is You're not watching every second of everything that I put on the internet this guy livestreams every day like no I'm not watching every second of every video you put out, and I make money off of you. So why would anybody? Yeah.

Any other frame of reference? Jesus, fucking war on. Interacting with the chat is always a mistake, it seems. Yes. Well, especially for guys like OP and John, who can't handle it. Like they would really read what sentence it's for now. In every second of the day. I don't agree with that. can't handle it. They would really read what something's an air. And I was like,

I don't agree with that. I don't agree with that. I don't agree with you. Oh, a couple of the things I wanted to talk about before we wrap up here. One is that Pat Dixon, who was just on our show, the great Pat Dixon had two stand-up shows canceled on him. This week, he's supposed to be performing tonight and tomorrow night, because some asshole called the club owner on his cell phone at 1 a.m. made some type of threat or declared that Pat is a problem

and they canceled his shows. And this is very odd because we were just doing a show together, talking about Centering John as accusing me of getting his shows canceled. And now all of a sudden, Pat shows get canceled, Pat posts us on Twitter, and who does he get a DM from, Stuttering John Melendez?

So there's a lot of conspiracies now going around about who's the one who's actually canceling these shows. And I don't know know I have no idea But there's a lot of speculation on this because John's trying to build this criminal case against me and also a lawsuit that I'm costing a money So what better way than to say like oh, I was guaranteed two thousand bucks or I was guaranteed five thousand bucks And then trolls called and Carl told him to tell tell the trolls to cancel it and now friends at the show are gonna Can't like This is weird. You mean like Karen Teeze?

That is weird. Word of mouth or? Yeah, he had a word of mouth contract. Oh, I know, very good. But it's really odd to me that all of a sudden, I've never heard of this before, where you can just threaten a comedy club, and they're like, okay,

then we just won't have that comedian on. It's a horrible precedent to sat. He'll never have a comedian on that. Can you imagine like getting a call at one in the morning is like, oh, hi, Carl. So you have this podcast, you're like, I'm gonna stop you right there and just go ahead and hang up.

I'm rockin' number. Let's be blocked. I can just number now. Don't so call me again, but if you do, I won't now. Yeah, go fuck yourself. Yeah, it's so, I can't get in the mindset of people who get those emails or those voice emails and go like, oh my goodness. Well, I might have won $10 million.

I better look into who this guy is that they're talking about. Do I have performing? I talked about this on the show, but you know Dave Smith is. Yeah. Dave Smith performed and watched your last year and Antifa was protesting outside of the comedy club. There was 40 or more people actively protesting. The comedy club let the guy perform.

That's what you do. Because the worst thing you could do is be like, well, you guys don't like this guy? Oh, then we won't have him on, don't worry. Anyone who's opinion you don't agree with, we won't let them perform here. We do all the news and tell him how pissed off you are and then you're gonna be protesting.

Yeah, yeah. Like what kind of, do you not understand what running a club is? No shit. So it's very odd to me. This whole thing is very odd. And honestly, I'm not speculating on anything I know that I like to bring that up,

because I've been hearing a lot of people bring up these conspiracy theories to me. I have no idea. So you think John's calling it, like, or somebody thinks that John's calling, called it on himself or lied about it. I saw I saw people say that and then he called and got Pat Dixon canceled. So he could buddy up with Pat Dixon against you. Like, hey, join my class action suit. It's comedians against Carl.

So comedians the compound comedians against Carl. Yeah. It's kind of catchy. Yeah. I can see that catch it. That seems that sounds like a stretch. Yeah. It's kind of catchy. Yeah. I can see that catch it. That's a bad. That sounds like a stretch. My money's always on like super fans who just want to be involved in some way and like don't understand what the joke is. Well also Pat Dixon recently had a fight with Geno Pisconti and Geno has some fans who really stick up for him.

So it might just be that simple. Yeah. It could just be that. Also, I wanted to point out, you know, Louis J. Gomez is stick. Yeah. Yeah, skanks. We just skanks. You guys were on this show, I forgot.

Yeah, yeah. So Louis was on real ass podcast as other show. Jim Forrantine was a guest down there and he gave us a shout out. So I'm just going to play that. We did that with Shane Rememium. We got to take that episode down. There was a podcast called Who Are These Podcasts. They're pretty funny guys.

They make fun of podcasts. And they didn't episode on us. And they were so nice. They were so nice. That's really what it was. But we are angling on it was that they were fucking pussies and they were afraid of us. So I was like, you're going to do a real fucking episode on us. So the next episode we had this girl that used to work here. We put a bag over her head and we pretended that it was the host's girlfriend.

We had a gun and we had it to her head the whole time and we just took turns taking her out of the room and raping her off camera. It was like, all right, my turn. It was there again. It should be crying. I think the first time I was on this show was the week after that. Yeah. Like the first thing you did was pull out a gun Aggressive bit Really committed to it was the whole show we committed to this bit ran a train on this

Girlfriend of this guy. Oh, yeah, shout out to all these podcasts Um, all right, so let's shout out to you Lewis. Yeah, that was a funny bet with her raping my girlfriend at all episode And then doxie gay pretending to doxie Which is great so I really do a super cut of all the times Dave Smith tells people what to read so they could be as smart as him That'd be a funny bit You're not a fan of Dave Smith was that what you're telling me right now? I just wish I mean, I don't I just don't like reading. I want the lazy way to do it.

That's all. Well, then you have to listen to Legion of Skakes. So tell y'all about it. Oh, yeah, you can tell me how to understand libertarian principles like calling the cops when there's homeless people at your public park. Prince Gratz and the comments says that Chrissy Mayer was also saying the same thing today

about her gigs getting harassed So I just said really epidemic that's going on right now Everyone's probably It's fucking you know what I think about that. I don't think it's funny Not a fan no not a fan at all All right, what have we done today? We talked about Maddox, we talked about Haley Madd City, Eric Zane. So you know what that means? It's everyone's favorite part of the show.

Long chance, Richie. Richie, Richie, Richie. Actually, Richie. The team, Richie. The team, Richie. The team, Richie. The team, Richie. Richie.

This is the part of the show. We'll be playing a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on this weekend show coming up and I'm excited about it. Now Scott I hate to do this. I'm away with it. Oh right at the start. I gotta get the monkey out of the box. Okay. Because I heard through the grapevine. Oh great. I love the grapevine. I got a guy named Steel Lexington Steel maybe. I don't know. 250 grand grand I heard about him too 13 inch Billy Club I had a call to the family about that John you want to elaborate and

Scott can already laying in a way never had we never left so hard together in a cab for about 10 straight minutes. Because Scott was going to do it in that square gun or state. No, giant state. Giant state. Giant state. Wow. And it's going to be, and it's going to be like, you're all going to see his head and there's

going to be a black curtain. And Lexington still is going to give him to him and in the end, like in the ass. And then, and then we're going paid $200,000, right? Yeah. MSCS Media finally put out their episode interviewing Centering John and Scott the engineer. I almost had the audio engineer and so I used to say that. And yeah, that's gonna be interesting.

They had some technical problems with the echo there as you could hear, but I think they could. Oh, that was not a bit. No. Oh, wow. And dig it so quick, too, because if you've ever seen the show, it's so crazy. If you've ever heard of MSCS media, no.

Of course not. No. This guy puts on a show, he makes it look exactly like Joe Rogan. He's got the exact same like set up and everything, and he's got his own Jamie there, and he does the interviews and the screen. And every one of everyone hates about Rogan, the set up and everything. And he's got his own Jamie there. And he does the interviews and the screen. And everyone hates about Rogan, the set up. He copied that.

Yes, he copied that. All right. Every episode has 500,000 views on YouTube. And the guests you've never heard of, this guy Tommy, no one's ever heard of. So there's some weird scam thing going on with this guy. It's so bizarre.

And it sounds like that? Well, that's what's so crazy about it is that it's so, he tries to be so professional and this came out like shit But also John's on their drinking course lights, so I was feeling it's gonna be fun. Crouch is gonna come over We're gonna be talking about that. We might dip into some patty-seek up stuff too I know crouch has been keeping an eye on that guy So that should be a lot of fun also keeping an eye on that guy. So that should be a lot of fun.

Also, Muttering Jay, a great follow on Twitter, discovered that Tony Michaels has some digital marketing business consulting podcast, which I'm very excited about. Because Tony Michaels is a buffoon. And I had no idea that he thought he was a digital marketer. Oh, that's amazing. I know, I'm so excited about this.

How did I miss this? We all did. No one knew about it. Muttering Jay, man, the guy's amazing investigator. I thought that was Andy's brother. No, okay. That's a different butter. All right.

You know what I really want to get into too is more of the the manosphere stuff. I can't have been watching some of those guys post on Twitter and it's really like you've seen how they they pretend to hit on like a picture of a woman? Wait, what? No. One of them will post a picture of a, like an insanely hot woman and they'll say, how do you open? And then it will be hundreds of guys pretending to hit on the picture. But with stuff like using asterisks, like, oh, I come over and drop my, something I say, excuse me, miss you drop.

Like, they'll role play with the picture that the man, the posted. In order to teach you how to hit on girls, is that the point of it? I don't know. It's really, it's really weird and disturbing. You feel like you shouldn't be watching it. What do you see?

Casey, do you have any tips for people on how to hit on girls? For us? Yeah, tons. I'm not sharing my secrets so far. Check out these soil samples. I know, I was going to say. I like to show women my dirt.

Oh, you're the one hitting on the way. I was talking about like a guy hitting on you. I know. I was wondering why you were talking about secrets. That makes a little more sense. Just trying to make a joke. Casey, we missed you. You've been away for a long time.

Welcome back to the program. Yeah, I'm very glad to be back. Our friend, Vic, has a fucking Wuhan flu again. Oh no. Apparently she's getting hit hard with it. Oh, I know. Casey, is that a mattress with no sheets on it behind you? Is that how you're, oh, thank God.

Yeah. Okay. It's just a stool. Yeah, it's like an ornate ottoman, I don't know. I'd like to push in your stool. Is that one of the ways, Dick? Is that one of the lines in your mouth? I've never seen something actually funny on those pretend lines.

That's a great idea. That's a great idea. That's a great idea. That's a great idea. That's a great idea. Isn't it great? Yeah, it's disgusting. I love it.

Casey, do you have new reviews to read for us today? I sure do. It's a good one. All right, cool. Then stick around. We're going to wrap things up. We'll be back with reviews and voicemails, but first I wanna tell people to check out

Dick Masterson on the Dick show. And of course, the reboot of the biggest problem in the universe, which airs live every Friday night. It's just a brand new property, Carl. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, yeah, say. My bad, I mean, the show that Vito and I came up with called the biggest problem in the universe,

where we both bring into problems and we argue about which problem is bigger and you vote on it. That's at patreon.com slash biggest problem. Don't go to the website, go directly to Patreon. I don't want you listening for free. And then my show is patreon.com slash the dick show, which everybody, everybody knows, but that's a show only for men with big penises and women who like men with big penises. Yeah, so if that's you that

sounds like you head over to patreon and if you have a lot of disposable income that's that's the show you want to listen to. Don't even listen I don't care if you listen just subscribe to the patreon because a dip to under 20,000 and that's an big ego thing for me. So I need it. Your Patreon is like Bitcoin. What's going on? Right. Yeah, you want to buy low, but I love it. Get it.

Someone's shorting me. All right, please join us again next time. Where we find out who are these podcasts? Sure. That's a lie. Sleep well. Oh, uh, this pony, this is the pony radio. podcast. Sure. Sleep well.

Tony. Tony. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. That's enough of that. Casey, this is great. Yeah, she's smart. Trying to keep my face obscure. I know what everyone wants. Oh, so there's a reason for that, huh? A different top. I would've picked out a different top, but it's still okay. I'm sorry, cool.

Next turn. If you have water nearby, I'm going to have to be good. Yeah, yeah. You should be wearing some shining paper shirt. Probably doing that cow bikini. Oh, you got to do stuff. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that. Yeah, you don't have that. I don't think I would fit into that. I do not have as big a boog as that guy. I don't know why you're applying that I would fit that peckety. Chris, are you going to be in the room when he dresses up like this? No, I hope not. He's what dresses up like. That's an even worse punishment sitting in a room with somebody with a man in a cow

print bikini. I just fit the fucking wheel. Chris is not part of the creep off. That's an even worse punishment sitting in a room with somebody with a man in a cow print bikini. I just put the fucking wheel. No, Chris is not part of the creep office. Just me be a video suffering. Oh, okay. Carl, one of the one of the furries at a homosexual or something on Twitter said you should put the bottoms on the opposite way so that it's more coverage for your penis and your ball. Interesting. Just so you know, I like to this one as a pro tip on how to put out bikini bottoms. Yeah, well, they're like some kind of degenerate furry weirdo.

So they were like exactly. They were dressed like that while they gave that tip. Yeah, just so happens. We got this. It's not so uncurl. You got any new reviews for us, Casey? Yeah, I do. Okay. Oh, let me ask you this, though, Casey? Yeah, I do. Okay.

Oh, let me ask you this, though, Casey. I want to eat professional opinion. When I put on these bikini bottoms, should I go both bowls out one side, dick out the other or one ball out one, one ball out the other, and then shaft up the top? What's the best way to do it?

I have a second option. Second. Should it split up? Okay. Cool. Sounds good. Hope the other day answer for that. What's the best way to do it? Second option, yeah. Should split them? Okay. Cool. That sounds good. Hope you had an answer for that.

I thought I was going to stop you. I don't mean that kind of advice. It's just like, I thought I was going to stop you. I think you're lying in it too much. If you're styling it. Casey, are you pre-op? Is that what we're learning about you right now? You seem to know about that a little bit too well

Is it I still a ball so we're using yeah, that was my joke. Okay read the reviews. Yeah, you don't know what pre-op means You're in for a world of hurt You've got to learn these words I know you're 25 and all but I'm 26 now. Oh, sorry. Hey, let's do our cut this for new review girls. Yeah, these ones are aging out. I say good day.

New model. I'm kidding, Casey. You're still lovely. Oh, wow. Thank you. All right. Finally by Lord Baron Man. Finally found the Stuttering John podcast, although

I'm quite confused as to why we hear this Kevin Guy talk about other podcasts that are far superior to any garbage that he does. Should just play the whole podcast instead of listening to him like he does with beer on the balcony. Alright, so that's a reference to the fact that John has accused me of just putting up his show without putting any type of transformative content around it or as a tiger audio block or whatever the fuck is gonna be in this lawsuit That's coming down the pike. I'm gonna say it's a five star review. I would imagine That is a five star review. You don't have to get that close to the microphone. Yeah, I can hear what you ate for a lunch Dirt. I didn't eat lunch, Carl. Good, good girl. That's a

pro tip for all of you out there. Watch this for the guys. 26 losing that metabolism. It's right. Gotta stay 110 pounds. All right. Carl should have known better by the tech god. Jews aren't white, Carl. You better start coming to clan meetings again for reeducation. So that's in a reference to the fact that Vic called herself a white girl, but she's Jewish.

And then I was pointing out that she's not white because she's Jewish. I don't know where I stand on this. I'm out of it. I she's Jewish. I don't know where I stand. I'm out of it. I'm pulling out. I don't know. Well, when you're being recorded, it's, yeah, they're whatever they want. Yeah.

Right. Yeah. Everyone agrees with that, right? She says she's white. She's white. All right. How many stars did you think that was, Carl? I would imagine that's a five star review.

No, that's a one star review. Fuck you. You're doing it wrong. You're doing it wrong. So wait a second. I can't even get the race to Sun by side. Not even my target audience likes me anymore. I can't wait. I thought this was a white supremacist.

I know. I thought the Nazis would be supremacist. I know. It's not the Nazis we doubt what we're doing, but for that. All right. All right. Next one. Is this intentional by CF Hayback? The host sounds like he's taking equal heavy doses of meth and muscle relaxers. Or he's been practicing killbosses swallowing hard to tell which.

That's the white dressress Speed Ball right there. I'm gonna do it. I think that's a five star review, right? Yeah, that is a five star review. You are chatty, like you had a muscle relaxer. I could see it, it's a good one. Next review, this is the last one that's good. Oh my one my guy can see your whole face no it's okay I almost finished keep talking keep talking if You want my face out of the screen. All right.

Avoid this podcast like Deplag by Sabe. Five stars. I see this as going. Yeah. What a big comedian tries to drag down those more successful than him. One out of 10 cores. OK.

That's pretty funny. Anything that's avoid like Deplag. Yeah. Deplag. He understands what's pretty funny. Anything that's a void like the plague. It's a plague. It understands what's going on. The five star review there. Yeah, that's a five star. Is that all of them?

Yes, that's it. Let's rush through these voice mails. If you want to hang out, hang. If you want to cruise, that's cool too. All right, yeah, we'll go through these quick. All right, this first one came in as an email and I feel obligated to play it for some reason. Good thing.

I know, me too. I hate when they send them in like that. It's attached as an MP3. I'm like, oh, OK. And it sounds different. You can tell, like the listeners can tell it wasn't on a phone. Well, let's see if we can figure this one out. Let's ruin the whole show.

Here we go. Carl, keep an eye out for my new podcast, dropping soon, dabble, dabble. Don't call me back because you can email me at johnsacund at gmail.com. That's johhn.zak.com. H-u-n-t at gmail.com. Bye.

So I think that was a Canadian. A drunk... Canadian. Oh, Canadian, yeah. Because he or she said Zed, uh-huh. Instead of Z. But I'm not sure anything else had happened right there.

Yes. All right, this is a voicemail with no payoff whatsoever. And it's funny because I was listening to him, like, well, there's going to be a payoff. You keep money growing fast. you fuck two club footed fucky I thought you were German I thought you were proud German man and here you are putting ads on the front of your fucking podcast monetize here for you fucking podcast you piece of shit you fucking disgust me you're in league with Vic aren't you aren't you? Oh fuck you Carl fuck you

That was that I was like I was going with this fuck you. Oh, all right Fair enough take that yeah, there's there's ads on the show now Right Gary from San Diego, Calda Carl Gary from San Diego on his June 18th podcast right gerry from sandy a go calda a carl gerry from sandy a go on his june eighteen's podcast jarnig knowledge for the first time that the value of the stock market has plunge and his portfolio has diminished considerably

he does not plan on selling even though his assets have dropped because the climate is a stock market meaning is so low he cannot afford to sell. That's not when you sell. You're going to have to make up that shortfall somehow and he mentioned that maybe he could do some more additions like for theatrical additions, TV additions, film additions, and pick up a gig or two. And maybe he could get another comedy club addition, uh, uh, gig. I don't know. He retired. He did acknowledges

on a cash shortfall. And that's too bad for Stuttering Tom, because we all know that he has to make those child support payments. That a door. Yeah, that is for sure. I don't think that the stock market is anything to do with how much money cash to like live your life. Yeah, like cash on hand. Like these are investments. Right. Yeah, shouldn't really affect you either way, but I don't know.

Maybe it did. He has no income now. So you should have taken that money out to use for rent. Well, of course he doesn't have any income. It's the summertime. You can't substitute to teach in the summer time. All right. This is a riddle.

Casey, listen closely. Let's see if you can solve this one. Hello, Kevin. I've got a riddle for you. My balcony is loaded with cords. The roaches run loose on my floors. When I'm on half a jag and I fancy a shag, I go to the pickwits for hoors. Who am I? I don't know. I'm Don Bo silly. Oh, okay. It's twist. Yeah, it was a twist. It's John's soccer count on Twitter. I get it.

Uh-huh. Hey. Clever. Out of the car. This is Duford, down on the road in town. You buddy Andy, stop by for a handy the other day and made brief mention of your legal situation. That ain't right, but that's Sputtering Johnson's

going up to. How for rude, my opinion. Figured I'd do what I can do to help you out and recommend a lawyer. Down New York ways is a Southern by the name of Gregory Hughes. Now I know what y'all think an old big shot high time city lawyer going to cost a pretty penny no sir. Read Mr. Hughes fights for justice. He's one of them pro boner guys. So might be worth looking into

Good luck, buddy. Don't let the best get you that. Are you a boner guy? All right, see that's a payoff. You see them talking about Like Steve Martin have a point Gary from San Diego Carl Gary from San Diego Well, it looks like John's given up on his comedy career but he hasn't given up on show business his new agent nip appears to be sending them out on a lot of parts he tried to that uh... michael j fox

production he's auditioning for the touring company of tootsie and maybe a few other parts of So this trip. So far he hasn't got anything. Is he really? If any casting director producer puts their money on the line to hire John. Oh, certainly he's got that great sizzle reel from one to many. I'm surprised he's not getting a lot of parts in Hollywood the way he can act. Talk to you later.

All right, time to head to Gary. At times Gary sounds sarcastic, I don't know. It's weird. The way he can act. Talk to you later. All right, time to hit a game. At times Gary sounds sarcastic. I don't know. It's weird. You know the game's a surprise. He's really auditioning for the TITC musical. Yeah, I heard him talking about that one.

I saw that. And I did a bunch of mushrooms before, because it was a really bad idea to do that. But I would have, I think I would have died if I saw Stuttering John just walk out. This is too strong, man. Fuck it out. What?

What? Oh, wow. You look great when you giggle, KC. What a wonderful program you have here, Carl. I'm really killing it. Yeah. Listen, you don't roast me on my show, all right? I roast you on my show. Sounded works. All right. Yeah, get comfortable. Get comfortable. Lean back. Put your arms up. Oh man. This is a bonus show that you do in the middle of the week.

It's a regular show. Two shows a week though. Yeah, you imagine? Is it on Only Fans, too, or is it just on Patreon? Casey, what's your only fans account again for the people? Can they get that? Some people, you can. Things have really gone wrong, Carl.

And you take requests on there, you say? Yeah. Military stuff, like, what you take requests on there, you say? Yeah. Military stuff. Like, will you do the Abu Ghraib stuff to me if I'm on your only fans? Yeah, it's a high tier though. You get a military vibe from this. I don't know. Some guy Nick called into the show and let these pretty long voice mails.

I'm going to play his third voice mail just because it was the shortest one. Nick from Pittsburgh with one last event. It is very cool to hear that Dr. Steve is a fellow synth nerd. That's my best synthesizer sound. Don't fuck Dr. Steve love Dr. Steve this time. Fuck close Alright, that was a great synthesizer sound you made there Well done. I love when they say that what number of voicemail it is even though you never play

multiples in a row and you know like there's never a reason this they always do though Hey, this is my second voice. The other one I I fucked up on but I'm gonna give it a second. You did better than you just even better dick. It's when they reference a previous voice. They're like, Hey, so anyway, never mind about blah blah blah. You like no one knows what you're talking about. Just pretends that every voice feels in a vacuum by itself. But just kind of like play the whole thing out. It was a context here. Yeah.

All right. Meredith called him. We haven't heard from Meredith in a while. Hey, Carl, it's Meredith. I haven't called in a while, but I've had something on my mind that I wanted to tell you, which is your episode about the fat lip. I think it's the greatest WATP ever. She might be right. Your sheer unbridled joy and laughter throughout that episode is amazing.

I've played it for several people when I'm driving with different people and it gets laughed every time. It is your greatest work and I will die on that hill. It is just amazing. So keep up the great work. Love you guys. Love crows. It is just amazing. So keep up the great work. Love you guys. Love Kroge.

Love Tucker Andy. Don't love Paco. Anyway, have a good one. Bye. No, well for Paco. So Fat Lipp was the show that hosted by Ash, the woman who invented Infinifat. Yeah, she is something else.

Yeah. She keeps getting bigger and bigger every year. Somebody put together. I don she is something else. Yeah. She keeps getting bigger and bigger every year. Somebody put together, I don't know where I saw it, maybe on our sub-run it. There's an image of her from like, oh, eight to 2021. It's actually in her Facebook group. Oh, and I saw it and it was amazing.

It's crazy because she puts on 40 pounds every year. And you would think that there's no more weight you could put on as she finds a way. You know, Carl, so I do fat watch on my show. It's like a regular bit. Yeah, it's great. Thank you. I think we both have, I think we have to dance around

this topic of fat women because of the way the banks are and the sensors and stuff. But I wanted to do like a one time only live fat watch where everyone has to put their camera in one of those little bags. There's no recording possible. Yes. We just really let loose, right, for an hour,

getting all out of our systems and then that's it. So at the live show in Nashville, we did a segment on Ash from Fatweb. And what I did was I put up on the video screen, it's just an image of her. And then I already got people laughing. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, I didn't do that, it was easy.

But here's what I did, Dick, because as you said, like, you can get cancer over that. I brought up Dr. Steve to talk about the medical reasons why what she was saying was wrong. Oh, this is a doctor. He knows better than I do. I just think you're a s a slap, but he's explaining why Maybe it's not a good idea to just

He just said they're laughing good. What if something got? So wait 8,000 calories is not the right number for lunch Is that what you're saying that you see you? Okay. I'm ready to get down like oh interesting I'm right. Oh, yeah, I know you're doing it for their health Right, okay, that's cool. I'm gonna change get down like, oh, interesting. I'm right. Oh yeah. So you're doing it for their health. Yeah, right. For everybody's health. Yeah, okay. That's cool.

I'm gonna change the category of this podcast, symmetrical. Yeah, health and wellness. Health and wellness. We're number eight in health and wellness now, we're the podcasts. We're really crushing it. We used to be outside of the top 200, but now,

this is, oh, I don't know what this is. I guess people are complaining that we do too much video stuff on the show now. Like we're looking at pictures. Like this past week, I was pulling a picture of that guy who introduced porn stars and we were laughing as a period.

So yeah, we were. That was funny. You know what I really love about audio podcasts? It's looking at the pictures. Oh, look at this person. Oh, look how funny they fucking look. Oh my gosh, I can just visualize it. So fuck outta here.

Fuck off. What the fuck are you talking about? You should really see Casey's tits right now. If you're not watching this show, you're missing out. I bet it's not complaining about that. All right. See, you know what I really love? I love when audio podcasts talk about that. I love an audio podcast. Talk about how hot a woman's tits are that they're interacting with.

So annoying. Let's discuss the content of her character for a minute, please. Can we get back into that? And I can read it like they never had a phone call before. Hey, you're never gonna believe this guy I saw in traffic. No, absolute conversation over. I only talk about things that I have personally seen myself. Fuck you.

It's theater of the mind. Although I will say that I've slowly become everything that I used to hate. Yes. You're just immediately just like, yeah, you've made one of all these things that we now do. Yeah, that's true.

I remember when I first made fun of the Dickshow. I was like, holy shit, we're into like the third hour, but this is way too long. A hour. Fucking better than sessions. It is too long though. I know. That's why I'm doing two a week and try to cut down on the length. All right, so let's keep things moving.

This is a celebrity calling in this is the record from kids uh... me and shell and rounded their table just yesterday we're both a little upset about all the rumors about Jenny Jingles cheating on Carl

Me too I thought I was currently side piece What? Looking for a rockabull Wow, I just a worse rock impression, but I want to point out that it sure is not a lot like card of electric by the end there. That's a little bit like, wait a second, I've heard this voice before. I think I know this is. Oh, I heard, I heard card of this is going to be at the road. Yeah, thank you.

I just remember that we have to announce that if you come to the road of Carl and Minnie card of electric, we'll be there in person on the day. I'm excited about that. When is it? I'm so excited. September 17th, thanks for asking. September 17th. Okay.

Casey, are you going to be there? I will be there. Are you single? Say yes. Oh, try to get to God to show you in it. Yeah. I am. Okay, September 17th in Rochester.

That's correct. Oh man, that sounds like a good time. It's going to be a lot of fun. And Casey, be a team player, all right? Yeah. If Mr. Masterson wants to hang out with you after the show, you'd be a team player there. 80s girls very nice. You guys will get a log.

I'm going to win. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably.

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Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. And then a guy actually heard him. And then there's another guy who saw the guy. He heard the guy. And it gets to give a crazier than that.

Hey, Carl. It's a guy from San Francisco bikes around. I guess you could call me biker Andy. And you're never going to believe this. It's really crazy. I saw the guy. Who saw the guy? Who heard me?

What a small world. It's amazing. Or RL thing you another update Later on please do Andy out Fair enough Dictu thanks again. I know it's been too much Carl this week, so I really do appreciate it. Now, you gotta do like, you gotta get revenge on Vito somehow. Oh yeah.

Like, do you wanna his Friday night grifts? Cause those are, those are unlistenable. Wait, how was that me getting revenge on him? Cause you like you reviewing his podcast. Oh, I shoulda- I thought you might as should go on there. That's not- Yeah, that's not yeah, okay

Okay, yeah, now it's making more sense to me. Okay. Yeah, get him somehow or get a get a stand in it. I don't know You know just put shitty comments in what you guys are doing the show live and you can freak out about it By the way the to be Fairbit is playing out. We got to move on from that. Well, we can't stop them now. Now it's caught. And every once in a while, they'll get something through. Like, I don't know how they still do it.

It's true. Some clever ones have come through. Carl, any bit that involves the audience paying as money has never played out. I don't know. That's actually my bad. I'm essentially my bad. You know, we're all those guys pay five bucks to get you to read something dumb. That's playing out. I don't know. Let me know what that's actually my kid. You know, we're all those guys pay five bucks to get you to read something

down. That's played out. You got to stop doing that. It's a whisper. I'm like, I got it. And I forget that for you guys, it's like, yeah, we get it too. It's fine. You can stop listening when we do super chats. That's acceptable. You can just go, I'm done with the super chat. Come part of the show. Like how people tune out for Casey, right? I get it. Yeah, no one wants to hear me. Oh my God, I see a hint of nipple there.

This is an amazing end of the show. Yeah, can we change the lighting a little bit? Can we get something in front of you instead of behind you? That can be a six lights in front of you, please. Now get a ring light for the next episode. Sounds good. Yeah, get to. Yeah.

Right. Can I invoice you for those carols? Of course. Sounds good. Yeah, I get to. Yeah, right. Can I invoice you for those carols? Of course, you know, you know you got. I'll send them to you. Just give me your address. What a creep. I want to know where you're going. What a creep.

Put some tops in there as well. Don't, just, those are just for bonus, you know, whatever. Guys, Chris and I will leave. Yeah. I mean, I feel like, now then it's not a bit anymore. Good point. All right. Jesus, I get a call.

This is getting stupid. Bye guys. I'm sorry, I was playing a drop. What did you say, Casey? So Dick, if you want to send me a t-shirt, Carl did the same thing and I'll take a wet. Oh, she took a very nice photo with a very wet W-A-T-P shirt on. What size are you?

Extra small. Tiny. Oh, wow. You know what? I always order extra smalls in the hopes of this very thing happening So yeah, I'll send them all I'll send them to you. Just got real serious Somebody remind me Folks guess what the episode's over

I gotta go, goodbye. Goodbye!