Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep321 - MSCS Media Podcast

Episode Date: June 26, 2022

Stuttering John and his best friend Scott the Engineer made a trip over to Tommy's house to do yet another drunken interview with Tommy from MSCS Media. I'd tell you to go watch it but based on the number of views it has on YouTube I have to assume you already have. Stick around to the end as we reveal how many beers John was able to gulp down during a single interview. Cros stops by to analyze Tommy's social media presence. After reading sentences that sound like they might be written in English, we uncover that Tony Michaels used to host a "business brainstorming" podcast (whatever that means) about digital marketing. Wow, we have discovered yet another thing that Tony Michaels sucks at. Also, Patrick Michael knows his show could be better and is doing what it takes to maintain his current mediocrity. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Tickets for the roast: http://creepoffroast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We'll be reviewing a show called MSCS media podcast This one features Scott the engineer and settering John Melinda's both former Howard Stern show employees We have both watched this separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand Let's get into it. Of course the host of this show is my boy, Tommy. Yeah. Now, would it be okay if I introduced MSCS media to some of the listeners who, because we did the other ones by my, oh, have we not done this show on a regular episode?

No, no, no, no, no. Okay. So, so many of you guys are gonna be meeting this cast of characters for the first time. So, this is from their Facebook, and I'm gonna try to use their capitalization, right? Okay. So, MSCS media Podcast, a very diverse podcast, everything from education, true crime,

astrophysics, Mill, and then that's the end of it. So, I go over to the Twitter and I'm like, boy, that's true. It wasn't ready for that, I thought that was gonna be a long way. Oh my god, I'm on the strip, man. That's on the top of the page, okay. So, and this one is definitely not written by him cause it's capitalized correctly, even though there's no punctuation.

Anyway, MSC media podcasts, interviews with unique, interesting individuals from all sorts of backgrounds, everything from educational interviews to individuals who at, and that's the end of, I'm like, this guy's not social, okay. And then even the episode title, so just listen to this fucking title.

Yeah. Stuttering John Kama, Scott the engineer, after years on Howard Stern, they reunite. Yeah. It's not even close to a sentence and it's not interesting at all. And you're like, word it differently if you were going for the clickbait.

What the fuck is going on in this place? I have some theories on Tommy. I don't think English is his first language. Yeah. He's from Pennsylvania. I don't know what part of Pennsylvania he's from. It seems odd to me. Yeah.

And I actually pulled up, it's funny that you went into that immediately, Kroge, because I noticed at the very first screen of this video that I'm watching on YouTube. Yes. It says, MSCS media is a Spotify exclusive. Ah! I had that rundown. So does he know what exclusive media is a Spotify exclusive. I had that rundown. So does he know what exclusive means?

Because Spotify exclusive, I remember Joe Rogan did this. It means you can't find his shows on YouTube anymore. They're on Spotify exclusively. You mean you can't watch every minute of it on multiple platforms? Right, it's exclusively on Spotify. So apparently Tommy's made some deal with Spotify that they don't even know about.

Yeah. And I want to redo the description from Spotify. Please. Because I'm like, all right, I got to look this up on Spotify and see what it is. MSCS Media Podcast is now part of the Spotify exclusive team. If you don't see the video tap or click the settings pop up, make sure that Data Saver is turned off. Then click tap click on the episode and play.

This only needs done once. Yes. MSCS Media Podcast is a very diverse product. click, click on the episode and play. This only needs done once. Yes. MSCS Media Podcast is a very diverse product. Interviews with unique, interesting individuals from all sorts of backgrounds, everything from educational interviews, athletes, celebrities, artists, comedians, science, military, real estate,

stock, universe, medical, to true crime and more. Oh, no. And almost all of us are capitalized if we're artists for some reason. Everything else is capitalized. I like universes in there. Yeah, universe. All sorts of backgrounds, universe.

What do you mean? What does that mean? God, it's incredible. All right, so let's get right into this show and I'll tell you what we're gonna do today, format wise. Yes. Because I have too many clips. So we're going to break it up into two different sections.

Perfect. We're going to do a little thing in the middle. We'll mix in some paddy sea cubs. We'll mix in some Tony Michaels. But I want to get to all of this because if we don't get to it, now this was recorded over a month ago. It took him a long time to put it out. So we got to get to this.

They actually did it the day Ray Leota died, which is a national holiday in my household. Right, yes. And they speculate on how he died. And we'll get it to him. For sure, that's a little teaser. But starting off right off the bat, I think I played this as our teaser on the last episode.

You're gonna notice an echo. I think what happened is the mic stop working. So they have like some room mic or something that's picking up the sound that they had a switch to. It gets better later. Yeah. So I know it's annoying, but most of these clips sound good. Yeah.

Yeah. All right, but this is not good. So we're talking to Scott, the engineer here who's never been on this show before with Tommy. Tommy's excited about this. Oh, and I should mention, Tommy's down in Florida. He flies in John to do these shows. Is the third time he's done this now. He flies in John to do these shows. The third time he's done this now and Scott lives in Florida too. So John's a kid. I can grab Scott and bring him along for this show.

So that's that's the dynamic that we're working with here. Now Scott, I hate to do this. I'm a way with. Oh, right at the start. Well, they're digging. I got to get the monkey out of the box. Okay, because I heard through the grapevine. Oh, great. I love the grapevine. Not a guy named steel Lexington Steel, maybe. I don't know.

250 grand. I heard about him too. Yeah. Yeah. 13 inch Billy Club. I had a couple of spare leaves out there. John, you want to elaborate? And Scott can.

Oh. Oh. Let's get the monkey out of the box. Let's get the monkey out of the box. Tommy says some ridiculous things that lead me to believe, along with how he describes his show, that maybe English isn't his first language. Yeah.

And which, if that's the case, I don't know two languages. You know, so that's fine. I'm not gonna goof around for that. But he says, I heard through the grapevine, a little thing about steel Lexington. All right, let me explain this for anyone who's not a big Howard Stern fan, like myself and Kroge. So, this bit that he's talking about was a bit on the Howard Stern show that lasted

for months. Yes. This was a big deal that they were going to pay Scott the engineer $250,000 to get fucked in the ass by a porn star, and they were going to do it at Giant Stadium, and it was going to be this whole spectacle. It was never real. Yeah, and they talked about it every day for months. Yes. And if you ever wondered what radio is like in the 90s, that's what it was like. That's what it was like because before podcasting, you had different listeners at all

different times and different days and so you would repeat. Yesterday we talked about this and now we're gonna do that bit all over again. And tomorrow we're gonna bring in so and so and do this bit over again again. And that's kinda what it was. We all agree that's fine. You know, we get it, whatever. And that's what kept things moving or cut things like in the conversation for a long time.

It wasn't like say it one time and then move on. So this idea that Tommy who proclaims is a huge how it's turned out, I have numerous examples that prove he knows nothing about how it's done. He says, like I listen to it every day and my favorite thing, that's why he has John on all the time. And he doesn't seem to know anything.

Even just the basics of Howard Stets, shall. Yeah, it might be one of those things that's just on in the background, and he's not absorbing or retaining anything. It must be because this idea that he heard a rumor through the grapevine about a bit that we've all heard and Nazim at this point. It's so stupid.

So another fun thing about this episode is that they're talking to Scott, the engineer about engineering and what he had to do in the 70s and 80s with actually splicing tape and taping it back together in order to do these edits and things. And they're talking about how easy it is now in days with digital.

And then for some reason 10 minutes in it switches over to another interview with another person. For 15 minutes, the Rog video is playing. The video is completely corrupt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's totally wrong. And it's funny too, because they keep talking that guy Rob, who is the kind of the engineer running the show.

Yeah. And he's going, yeah, man, it's easy nowadays. I can just do this. Wow, I guess it's not that easy. And at the end of that break, there's an advertisement. And I have just the end of the advertisement because you can elaborate more on what this is, but check this out. Start your free trial at HTTPS, colon, backslash, backslash, a-u-r-a, dot com, backslash, AURA.com, backslash, MSCS.

So this is something that we stopped doing over 20 years ago. Yeah. Was explaining how a URL, you needed to go to HTTPS, go and slash slash, like that's not a thing. Your browser's taking care of that for you. Yeah. You guys had 20 years of it. Yeah, yeah.

You're right. I mean, they used to say WW, then they stopped saying that because that was unnecessary too. Tommy is like, out of it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You're right. I mean, they used to say WWW, then they stopped saying that because that was unnecessary too. Tommy is like, out of it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So, it talked to me. Is this the product that you were?

So this, I looked around and it, what I loved about this ad is that the word is aura, but he kept saying a roar, roar. You're right. I think I'm on that. A roar. Like, he can't say the word aura, which is weird if that's your sponsor. But one I love, and we didn't get it, which is fine, it's the, he does an entire read for Monster Energy drink.

But just picture in your head this guy reading copy about Monster Energy, because he's like there are so many types of Monster Energy, there is strawberry flavor, there is raspberry flavor, there is, you know, whatever, fuck. And then he goes on to say, go to mosterenerg.com slash U.S. slash MSCS. Oh, okay.

And I'm like, what the fuck is that? So I had right there. And it brings you to the monster homepage, but nothing's branded on it and nothing's for sale. So it's like, oh, it's just a redirek. So it's not a bad of the URL at all. Sorry, it doesn't do anything. Yeah. It stays there. So it doesn't redirect or any anywhere But it doesn't mean anything. Okay, so then I typed in the same URL

But I did slash w a tp and then I did slash go fuck yourself They all go to the same place Hey, there's nothing for sale on it. So there's no read you know what I mean? Like it's like a video like hey, dude. check out the school snowboarder who likes monster energy like I'm sure people are fucking rushing right there It's interesting because I wonder if Tommy talked to John about like hey I don't have any sponsors or advertisers just oh that doesn't matter. It's pretend you do that That was just read that that was my point is that the monster energy was definitely not real

This doesn't seem real, but I couldn't tell from the URL And then there was another one that was just some fucking like vitamin supplement or whatever. But then along with the Spotify exclusive, none of them make sense. None of them seem official or have a promo code or have anything that we would identify as an actual advertisement. I think this is all as real, this is inflated viewership numbers. Oh, yeah, let's talk about that real quick. So this video has 500,000 views out right now, which is stunning.

That's what many people. It's Stuttering John and Scott the Engineer. Mm-hmm. And Stuttering John does shows with grill-o and he does shows with KC Armstrong. And these videos have a couple thousand views, Max. And like people aren't that interested in guys that were on that research show together

in the 90s. But Tommy is such an incredible interview that even his, he did one that was a guy that won a contest once and had 250,000 views. That's what's going on. And so many of his are a guy that wrote a book about a mafia that was like 27 years ago and like that's interesting, but half a million people are awesome.

His numbers are crazy. His numbers are crazy. If you read through his comments, I mean, we have our theories on that too. It seems a little odd the way things are worded in the comments, but the numbers are crazy and it makes me think, did he get a look from Spotify? Is he actually in communication with Spotify?

I was like, wow, you do some big numbers. We'll bring you over to our platform. Is he getting a deal off of this? I can't imagine because the social media is such a fucking mess. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know. Just go to their website.

So MSCS Media is like a digital marketing agency. And when you go and read their web page, it doesn't make any, it's just like what you were reading before, we're just like, we provide high engagement with consumers to break through. It's just like all these buzzwords, you're like, what do you do? It's absolute word salad.

But I mean, just the idea that you would paste the sentence and then not even go look at it to see if the whole sentence made it or You didn't notice there's a fucking it's Twitter everything is a fucking character limit You try to put a paragraph in there. It's crazy. This the whole thing is but I'm more offended by the fact that they're trying to be an SEO Company or a marketing company and they can't even write sentences on their own website Like why would I trust them to build my website? Yeah, or optimize my copy I mean and I get on fucking Southern John for this whole time and I know I'm fucking harping on shit.

But like dude, if you can't use commas and capital letters correctly, people think you're stupid. Normally because it means you're stupid. Yeah, I know. That's like six, seven grade for most people. And like, you know, it's something. So what do we gradey teaches?

Well, yeah, so people don't get it. And like, you know, if you got this agent, are what great he teaches? Well, yeah, some people don't get it. And like, you know, if you got this age and you don't know how they're there and they're work or how fucking commas work, fine, that's great. But don't fucking get a job where you write shit for people. All right. So Scott, the engineer starts talking about very early on in the show, how much money he made on our search.

These guys are obsessed with this. So in the first 10 minutes, they get into the money, they've from 30 years ago. 30 years ago, so he says, in 2005, he was making $90,000 a year. And I don't know why this is content for people. I don't know why he's complaining all these years later, so like, do they go get another job?

If you can make more money somewhere else, go do that. And so that's the whole, that's how this all works. You're not a slaved how it's turned or K rock. And adjusted for inflation, that's $125K in today's dollars. Okay. For a radio engineer. For a radio engineer. I mean, six figures, not too shabby. Did you happen to get what he thought he should have been making? I think it was 300,000 is so what he said. But the, no, Rob, the engineer said it should be 1.2 or 1.5 million. Tommy. Yeah, Tommy said 3 million.

Gash, 2 million. Yeah. He goes, how much do you think I should have been making? He's like 2 million easily. Yeah. And he's like, no, I was making whatever it was, 90,000. And he's like, dude, you're the fucking engineer for Howard Stern.

You should be making 2 million. Yeah, just pulls it out of his ass. He's like, well, how much was Howard making at that time? I was like, I don't know who cares. But you're different be making two million. Yeah, just pulls it out of his ass. He's like, well, how much was Howard making at that time? I was like, I don't know, who cares? It's the difference. The audio engineer. Yeah.

Like, what should Howard's plumber make? Should Howard's plumber make a million? Yeah, I mean, that's how it's plumber. Yeah, you can't take a shit without a good plumber. Yeah, that's a good fight. I mean, what? That's what people aren't understanding is, and that's what John never understood either, was that,

so John says, I only made $85,000 at the end. Can you believe that? Yeah, it's more than you make now. Why are you complaining? John, that's more money than you make now, which shows what your value is. Yeah. Not very high.

And if you can't make that amount of money 25 years later, we will get to it, but he gets to a point where he lists all the things that he had to do as if it was like, I had to do this, I did do that. And he gives you the list. And then you think back, holy shit, he was making modern day six figures for that list of things.

Well, yeah, that list is when he was unpaid interned, but yeah, it is funny. What fucking changed? Nothing, nothing changed. Because, and yeah, there's too many things I want to talk about. Let's just, let's go through these clips. Yes, please. So this is, rightfully the salary talk.

They talk about why they deserve more money. Yeah. That's private parts. And that's, and that's Miss America, okay? Notice something, we were the original eight, okay? So really we should all have been making a million dollars of fucking year, but no. The only ones were half.

We didn't rob it. How much we got for those books? How much? Nothing. Wow. No, no, no percentage of nothing. Zero. Wow.

Zero. Zero. It's you know, and Scott, I said to him, but you got to, you got paid for the movie. Yeah, you know how much? I wasn't even in the movie. Minimum. You were only at the end. Yeah, you know how much? I wasn't even in the movie. Minimum. You were only at the end. I got one.

I got four hundred dollars. Okay. It was a scene after the credits. So let's take a step back. Yeah. Why do they deserve money for Howard's book? Howard wrote his book. Not when they get money.

What are they talking about? And I'm not want to defend Howard Stern. He says he spent an entire summer in his basement, writing that book, getting the revisions, rewriting it, it's a lot of work. A book is a lot of work. And he missed his kids plan. He missed shit that was going on.

Kid soccer games, fucking, you know, nights out with the wife. He put his life on pause for three months to write a book. And then these guys come in and say, you used a picture with me in it. I deserve a royalty from your book that you spent. By the way, Carl, I meant to bring this up and I'm sorry about that song that you wrote.

I deserve a piece of it. I mean, I do, because I mean, I told you what chords to play. I was gonna say, I didn't have a reason yet, but that's the reason. That's not the reason. I play the chords you said. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's great. be the reason. I'm gonna play the chorus, you say.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's great. I love this. We're part of the original eight. What about the person who was hired right before you? He's like, I'm part of the original seven. So, why the fuck am I not getting it? What does that mean?

What does that have to do with anything? You guys don't understand how business works. They don't understand anything about life. And they should, because they're in their 50s and 60s. Exactly. They should probably know how life works at this point. Now, at the end of that clip we hear, Stuttering John say, well, he's indignant, he's pissed off.

I was only paid $400 for that. Oh, yeah. Now, admit it. Now, just in case, if you haven't seen that movie or it's been a long time, at the very, very end of the movie, during the credits is the only time we see Stuttering John, he has a very brief speaking role where he yells and shit. And he's in his street clothes with no makeup

and he's outside. So he didn't have to go anywhere, he didn't have to, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Let's be generous and say it was an hour's worth of work. Which it totally was. But let's pretend that it took him an hour to do it. Yeah.

$400 an hour, not a bad fucking rate, I would say. I'd love to know how much he thinks he deserves for that. Because honestly, if they would have said, John, I want to put you in the movie at the end. We can't pay you. He'd still do it. You're in Howard Cern's movie. You want to be there, right?

And also, it's funny because I didn't pull this clip, but waiter on there talking about that. And he mentions that he was putting on his stutter and his spitting specifically for that, because they're like, okay, to do it again without the stuttering and spitting, he's like, okay, and he did. It's like, okay, so that's an act to that. So now you're just admitting it, but this whole persona that you have. Incredible.

Yeah, go figure out one of the chances. All right, so then these are talking about Jackie Martling, of course, because if you're going to talk about money situations, and how it's search, Jackie famously left because he couldn't get more money. But thankfully, they don't bring up his health problem. Yeah, because that's the thing that's the problem I always have with whenever they bring up Jackie. Yeah, they always have to bring up his health problems. And I don't think that John realizes that Jackie doesn't want that getting out there, especially on a video with 500,000 viewers. Oh, Jackie was like a comedian. He's funny. But if you said something about Jackie, he's like,

that's not funny. He stopped talking to Grolo, you know? I didn't know that. Yeah, he stopped talking to me and Grolo. Oh, okay. Oh, friends. Oh, but Sky, I don't know. I guess I didn't tell you this.

It's for the one simple reason. I guess Jackie had a seizure or a stroke. I didn't know that. Okay. So he's, so he's directing the documentary you see how much I don't know I just keep out of everything yeah but it's probably the best he tells me Jackie had a stroke or a see I won't come to my show I'm worried about progences help problems now Scott and I will both probably say that's that we love Jackie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do too and I was concerned. I'm like

Fuck man Jackie had a stroke, you know, yeah, I don't even think we're that stroke I think he had a seizure and now he's turned into a stroke And he's he said this on everybody's show anyone who will listen to him He talks about how Jackie was mad because I I told people about his health condition He's an older guy. He's still trying to get gigs and that's probably a bad thing and I just keep telling everyone over and over. I don't know why Jackie will talk to me. And he's got crabs and his crabs have eggs. I was just gonna say he's so concerned. He doesn't even know what really happened. No, yeah, he doesn't even know. He doesn't know if it's a seizure or stroke. Now he's just caught on his stroke. Yeah, which I remember the first

story I was a seizure. I don't know. But it's like Jesus Christ, John. That's why he's mad at you. You have to stop doing that. And how do you not get that? How are you so fucking dense? I mean, like, again, I'm sorry, I'm fucking repeating myself, but like, just to go out and public with that shit, even if it was not someone famous, even if it was your relative or your friend, your friend.

You wouldn't go in public with that. Why would you go on a fucking public forum on the internet? And then say about someone who depends on booking gigs to make their career. Yeah. It's fucking shocking to my bag. And it's been going on over and over and over again for years. It drives me to the fact that Jacky won't even fucking speak

to him. And he doesn't even have the question, wow, this guy, I know for 30 years Jackie won't even fucking speak to him. And he doesn't even have the question why this guy I know for 30 years won't even fucking return my tax. Yeah. What a dick he must be. Yeah, that's obviously. That's the only thing he thinks.

He never thinks he does anything wrong. And I love what he, another thing I didn't clip because we've heard him say it so many times, you know, there's a lot of people who won't admit when they're wrong. You know, I'm glad I'm not one of those people. I'm like, Chan, holy shit, the level of cognitive dissonance with this guy.

I shouldn't say cognitive and John. That's what he's doing. Yeah, that was stupid. All right, so I want to show what a big Howard Stern fan Tommy was. Oh, yeah. And Tommy is old school. Like he goes back, he was listening when he was a teenager. And what time I Jackie, the jokes, sir?

Yeah. Checking the jokes,ster. I'm sorry, but every Howard Stern fan of the world knows Jackie the joke man. No one thinks he's Jackie the Jokester. Johnny the Jester, right? This is the same guy who called Richard Christie crazy Richard last time. Hey, can you do an impression of crazy Richard? Ha ha ha. Fuck an idiot. Oh. All right, so Scott was talking about in that clip how it's funny how comedians are the ones who can't take a joke. They don't have a good sense of humor about themselves.

And of course, John has to chime in on this. Comedians don't have a sense of humor about themselves, usually. Right. I normally did. What are you talking about? Yeah, what when did that happen? You had to get something you were about yourself. You freak out everyone all the time. You threatened lawsuits.

At least he used the past tense. Yeah, right. Yes. That's true. At least he said dead. Yeah. Which is pretty funny. So then they're talking about the guy who attacked Dave Shepal at his standup show. And they're talking about like, you attacked Dave Chappell at his standup show.

And they're talking about like, you know, Tommy saying, well, is that going to change how you write comedy and how you perform comedy? Because you're going to be nervous about offending someone. And then Scott comes up with a pretty good line to tell us that John's safe. I went to see John's show, you know, it's comedy show. There weren't enough people to attack him. I'm just kidding. You come just, I need to get, I'm just kidding.

I ain't even gonna leave you. I'm just kidding. I ain't even gonna leave you. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I ain't even gonna leave you. I'm just kidding.

I ain't even gonna leave you. I'm just kidding. I ain't even gonna leave you. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I ain't even gonna leave you. I'm just kidding. I ain't even gonna leave you.

I'm just kidding. I ain't even gonna leave you. I'm just kidding. I ain't even gonna leave you. I'm just kidding. I ain't even gonna leave you. those comments for you this time. So John has reached out to Tommy and told him to delete comments, which makes sense, because when you look at the comments under these videos, I don't see the damn words gonna get involved and those guys get involved in everything. So that's how telling is that the Tommy just, all of a sudden this brief honesty comes in. Like, oh, John, you're admitting

you didn't have a good attendance at your comedy show. Not deleting the comments for you this time. John reaches out to people after the show and says, I need you to take these things down. Yeah. He's probably some screen grabs. He's probably circling things. Yeah. Oh yeah.

He also can't just laugh for two seconds. Yeah. He had a joke made exit. Oh no, no, no, no, once again, he does the thing where, you know, he's really good friends with the energized clay. He's really good friends with Jim Forrantine, but he has to let Tommy know that, well, if I suck, then they suck too. Now, it's okay because this is in Lake Park, right?

I didn't even ever heard of them. This is where we're at. It's like, it's like in the middle of nowhere. Around here somewhere. And let me just give you... 22, 23 people. No, it was 12 people. And Scott being on it on his friend being two.

But I will say, Andrew Dice Clay did that same room. And he's my friend and he's one of the best comedians ever. It's a beast. Guess how many he had. How many? 30. I won't feel too bad about that. Jim Florentine, guess how many he had. All right.

You know, it's funny too, because when you go at someone's show and you make fun of someone, we can still be friends. I've done that with a lot of my friends and we all hang out. It's fine. John hates that. Oh, and he's so much worse because when you go on you go, yeah, but you know who fucking sucks at comedy? They only had 10 people show up to their show. Yeah, it's way worse than like calling Jim 14 whatever because you guys are bodies and you want to goof on them. You know, saying his podcast sucks or something,

is a lot different than going, yeah, but you know what, though, Tommy, attendance and his stand-up show, I wasn't there, but I heard, who 10 people? And maybe this is a dumb question, why would you book the gig then? If Andrew Dice Clay and Jim Florentine got a combined 80 cumulative people there,

why would you be like, oh, I the guy from radio 30 years ago will do great. Yeah, that's still on you, John. Regardless of what other people did at that club, that is still on you, my friend. And also, I want to point out he said there were 12 people there. Yeah. Two of them were Scott and Scott's girlfriend. And one of them was purple. My hero. So, we're down to what eight people actually wanted to see Stuttery jad was every I want to know all their stories purple eats for two All right, so this is something you picked up on crush because you sent me some notes where

Howard complaining about Scott the engineer being really slow. I remember this pretty well back in the day Yeah, Scott was always the butt of all the jokes, and that was one of the things. I mean, right there alone. I mean, how would complain to like, so slow, so slow. Yeah. Well, do you want to do what's going on, Rob? He's cutting one, hey!

Nobody could do it faster. Yeah. So I knew that, and I knew it was all, you know. Scott can't answer a question. The guy goes to Scott, so Scott, what was it like when Howard was doing, and then John just fucking jumps right in, Oh my God. Yeah. And just starts talking. And this happens like over and over and over again. Yeah, they never, you never let Scott just talk. Yeah.

He's got to get his point in as well. And at this point, we're at about four to five beers. Now, they did me a great personal favor. I reached out to Tommy and I said, dude, do all the editing you want, but please don't clear the empties off the table. And they listen. Now, producer Chris, I got a little game for you. Just take a wild guess. The time from the first word out of Tommy's mouth to the time when Stuttering John takes an exaggerated,

fucking aggressive slog off a course like. I'm two and a half seconds. I'll close eight seconds. John takes an exaggerated fucking aggressive slog off of course like Two and a half seconds. Yeah, I'll close eight seconds Oh, and maybe that's because that's when they pulled back to the room view and then you can see him And he's like trying to suck the beer out of the bottle and said like Gravity's not doing it's part of this. Yeah, you can look happy to the work man ice craze Dracily beers my day. I never had to suck it out of the fucking bottle But yeah, so we're gonna be looking at that You do the work man, I- It's crazy. Dr. Clevver's my day, I never had to suck it out of the fucking bottle, but- Yeah, so we're gonna be looking at that, and we'll be looking at the table in front of him

and how many empties there are, there's a few comments about it that go on. But it's like a thermometer, you can judge his mood, like you can judge where we are in the conversation by how many empties are stacking up in a remarkably short period of time. Yeah, so I made a comment about John being a shameless alcoholic. Yeah. And I guess that's probably the right word, because I was wondering, I go, I'm thinking, okay, if I'm gonna go on a show, I'm gonna have a couple of drinks too.

I mean, people see me on Anthony Cumin and stuff, and I'm demanding beers, be set my way. Yeah. But John made a fool of himself on the show, like, Thrice now. Yeah. And he still is thinking, like, I'm just gonna drink myself silly and just put it out there for everyone to see. He's just shameless.

He's just shameless. That's about all. It's just amazing. It's pretty incredible. Okay. So then Scott's talking about John would come back with these tapes. So he'd do his celebrity interviews

and he'd come back with these tapes, cassette tapes. Yeah. The Scott had a transfer on to real to real and then he had to go in and find where these interviews were It was a lot of work is John the not help about anyone Of course, I'm posted too because he would just let him run sometimes Yeah, like he wouldn't stop him in between interviews sometimes I didn't so he did so you got a like what the fuck is this John? Hey Tommy in my defense. I'm out there doing kamikaze interviews on a street chase and people dying Digging what I'm a technical guy

Time stamp like one hour one minute you can't do a time stamp on the cassette. Actually couldn't do it Can do a nice try dickhead all right? I'll take I'll take it on the chin. You can do a number thing You know now there's two things I really want to point out. The first was that the definition for John of being a technical guy is pausing and unpausing a tape recorder when you're walking around. Right, so that's literally what they were talking about. He would come back with a 90-minute tape. They had seven minutes of interview on it.

Oh, over the tape. But yeah, but in her spurs of him walking around. Oh, right. It's falling down. You're getting caught. He's asking you the question like a nervous person was. Oh, and I'm sure that it's falling down. You're like, hitting the corner. He's asking you the question, like a nervous person to what? Oh, and I'm sure that parts of the tape he's taking a piss, a hailing a cab that this tape is full of bullshit.

But he's like, what am I gonna stop and record, you know, hit stop and play in a tape? That's the fucking technical shit. I can't do that. And then, so Tommy who's never, you know, he's a younger guy. He doesn't remember the cassette. He goes, well, you could've just used a timestamp.

Sure. No, you couldn't, that's actually not how those work yeah, and John goes instead of me like yeah, that's funny He goes that's not your fucking dickhead wrong again motherfucker see so much you fucking know you think you're so fucking smart I'm not a fucking technical guy, but I know about fucking time stamps you piece of shit No, I paraphrasing a little bit, but that I'm gonna slide I just want to, yeah, yeah, yeah. Took a guy who flew him in for this. Yeah, yeah. For you fucking dickhead, you don't know, it's like, well, no, this guy never fucking touched me,

because that, and God bless him, you don't fucking, you don't know the pain, my friend. Tommy was good, he took it on the chin. He took it on the chin, he let that monkey out of the box. Yeah, which was good of him. All right, this is, Tommy wants Scott to take him through John's hiring process, which by the way, I could do it this point.

I'm studying John so much. Red so much up out of, so John doesn't understand how time works. When John comes to be hired, you're there, he's not. So how, take me through the hiring process. Yeah, I love being in his scout. Well, I remember I, I, I, all I remember from that day. Yeah.

I mean, I know it was like 40 year, you know, 40 years. How dare you 40 with the world? What am I fucking? He's like 30, 30, 35 shit. I'm five off then. It was 87, right? Yeah. 88.

Good for you, Tommy. Yeah. It was like 40 years ago, right? What about 86? Yeah. No, it's 35 years ago. Okay. John's one of those guys where he when he thinks like 10 years ago in his mind, he thinks in 1990. Yeah. That was 30 years ago. You're right. But he hasn't had a clear thought since that time. So, you know, to mean those years don't even register. He's been in a fucking black. He was so taken aback by that. How dare you say I was hired by Howard Stern 40 years ago. I'm sorry. It was 35 and a half. My bad on that one, sir. I did do a fine to you so much.

Remember three weeks ago when 9-11 happened? I'm still reeling from that. All right, so I'm going to get my head on straight, give you a minute here. And last week when Colombo was still on the air. So many times. And John's still on the air. Yeah, it is.

And John's still on the air. Yeah, it is. And John was still on the air. So many. So many. Colombo is definitely still on the air. Yeah, it is. So Scott says, John didn't really do very much when he first started, which it was kind of a dumb question on Tommy's park. It's Tommy's goes,

all right, so what did John, what was he like? What was he like? Is a co-worker when he first started? Is it interned? And it was even something like the first week or the first couple weeks. He's like when he first started, what kind of task did you handle,

which is a perfectly reasonable question. Okay, okay, so Scott's like, he didn't really do that much, you know, he was an intern, and I believe the interns don't do very well. He's an intern that was just starting in this question. Exactly, so John then is very offended by this and decides to school us all at all of his many duties he has

in a turn. This is what I pay my clips from the show. I would cut Howard's potatoes. I would buy his ten potatoes for a week, his six pack of volvig water and his green apples. And then I would order his six ounces of white meat turkey Like every day because I had to fulfill the king's Ridiculous fucking menu and I cooked his fucking potatoes I would have to scar cut them and do it right and put it in the microwave and I have to have the time And if if I missed the time and I forgot something and how its potatoes were already, I would rip me in a fucking ass.

Did you ever see that happen? So this is like book report, John, where he's padding it with details. Yes. Does not add up to a whole lot. But the point of his story was that I was important and I had a lot of duties. Yes.

And then all the duties that he lists are going to the grocery store and microwaving a potato. Yeah, the potato center. And that's it. And he had to do it at a certain time. And as you can hear, he couldn't get that right. His duty was to get a potato ready. And he was so bad at it, they had to get Grillo to do it.

And Grillo was in charge of the potato. Grillo, the guy who actually holds a job now and was able to do the potato at the right time and had that duty for many years. Dude, this is not the brag that you think it is. Right, and I understand that Howard was very particular about everything. Sure.

So you might be difficult to work for, but the other point is, is that Howard's doing a morning show. He's up at 4 a.m. He needs food at a certain time, by like the second break or whatever it is. It's the only time he could eat when they're off the air. So if the potato's not ready at that time,

another hour goes by. I'd be pissed too, but this is my time to eat. What do you mean it's not ready? And when you've got different people getting your shit for you all the time, it is so much easier to say, get me one can of Diet Coke than it is to say, get me a soda or whatever.

You know what I'm saying? Like when you give someone this is the specific thing I want, that's for you. This is so you don't fuck it up. I'm not just gonna say, get me a sandwich. Well, this is the type of sandwich I want. Please go get this. Well, this is not the first time John's complained

about the host of the show needing things a certain way. And him not being able to deliver. When we talked about him leaving the Stephanie Miller show and we documented this on the show. It turned out, so John's saying, like, what do you mean I didn't do anything? I did this, this, this, he's not qualified to do anything on a radio show now.

You couldn't hire him to be on a radio show because when he worked for Stephanie Miller back in 2016, 2017, something like that, he was bad at prop. She'd say, okay, I need these articles printed up and then he'd print them and they had the banner ads on them and shit and they were like on different pages and she's like, no, John, I just need one printed up, and then he'd print them, and they had the banner ads on them and shit, and they were like on different pages. And she's like, no, Jenna, I just need one page with the articles so I can read it.

Oh, what do you mean? I have a lot of damages out there for you. And then he couldn't run the board. She put them on the board, okay, I need you to run the board, and then he fucked that up. He's like, oh, the board was really complicated. Oh, and then she had them on the air. And he was terrible on the air,

and she had to talk to him about it, like, Jenna, you're not gonna get on the air. And he got drunk a shit. Well, don't say that. That's that. That's crouched by the way. Look up. And your algorithm begins to drive and crouched has seen the pictures on the internet of you doing it.

He did. He did drink on Stephanie. My email is producer Chris at W.A. And then the other thing that she had him do was book guests. And he wasn't good at that. He was booking Esa Labs that she had never heard of. Oh, they got a million Twitter followers. I don't care.

I don't know who this person is. Nobody does. Now, one of my audience, those are those person as. So all these things that John was tasked with doing on an actual radio show, he was bad at. And now he has the balls to come out of here and say, I was being underutilized by Howard Stern, who just wanted me to bake his potato,

which I couldn't handle. Now, okay, this is just John talking about this, Scott was doing this gig. Scott used to DJ, and he had these DJing gigs. And so John's talking about how he pelt along with Scott for this one gig. One of my favorite things about this is Tommy is trying to get the story out. Yeah.

And it's like we all know that couple where someone who's trying to tell the story and the other one's like, no, no, no, no, you're wrong. Yeah. Because that was actually the other thing. And then they're like, okay. So anyway, this was and then and the person who says you're wrong and actually went this way is usually incorrect. Exactly.

Yeah. That's why it's attention. Yeah. And none of it would have advanced the story was we're right or wrong anyway. Right. And interrupting is not the point. That's the point.

Yeah. And then we do it again. It's got stands around. Stand up. Baby stand up. That's a hands up, by the way. Yeah, hands up. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad I don't know the fuck it's on. Yeah. What an idiot. What a dumb thing to say. So after that, he tells the story about how Scott made a big error leaving $500 he was paid for the gig on top of his car. And Scott has to tell John that John wasn't there. Yeah.

And I think this is very time. I'll play the clip and then I have some analysis here. And then he gets paid what? 500 cash. Yeah, around. Yeah, that's a problem. Rob, do you know what's going to happen next? I don't.

He puts the 500 cash on the roof of the car. He weren't there. Yes, I was. That's what I could. Yeah, you drove me home. You drove me back. Yes, I was. Not that I could. Yeah, you drove me home. You drove me back. Scott, that's how I knew it all. And he puts it on the roof.

And then we drive away. And then you figure it out. Oh my god. I left it on the roof. What happened was I, Scott, was he there? No, no, he wasn't there. Yes, I was. No, I'm telling you, I know who was there. And I know who ratted on me because I know who was there. Who he there? No, no, he wasn't there. Yes, I was. No, I'm telling you, I know who was there.

And I know who ratted on me, because I know who was there. Who was there? This, it was a guy named Matt Sager. Oh, he's a prick, but no, he was. Yes. He was helping me. I'm telling you.

Well, I worked, he eventually became a DJ, K-Rock. Yeah, but I worked for you, too. Like, yeah, but that wasn't a gig. So, John's remembering things, putting himself into them, that he wasn't a part of, how often does that happen? I wonder, you know, that's just one little example where Scott's like, you weren't even there, dude. Yeah, especially if it makes someone else look stupid. Yes. So the fact that John remembers things that he wasn't a part of because he's heard people tell those stories. Yeah, tells me a lot. Well, he's super familiar with the story because it was on the radio,

it was a big part of the lore for decades. Of course. Of course. But in his mind, he is the main character of every story. Yes. And so he remembers the story and therefore I must be the main character of it. And so when he tells it, I was standing there and I told Howard and I made all the good jokes about it. And Scott the engineer does not have an A personality. So if John wants to get up there and say,

I was there and this happened, Scott's kind of like about a good go and then he goes, all right, that's actually not what happened. And I wonder how many times during this interview, Scott's just like, all right, I'll let them, I'm gonna have that one, I'll let them have that one. Yeah.

Cause he's talking all this crazy shit. And Scott's going, well, I actually remember what went down. So let's get into all these great pranks that John had. Oh, yes. So this, this first one he's all proud of is he would tape down the, not the receiver part of the telephone. Yeah. You know, you pick up a phone and those two pieces pop up.

Yeah, the switch, the two pegs. Right, the two pegs, the pop up. So he would tape those down. So even, you pick up a phone and those two pieces pop up the switch. The two pegs. Right, the two pegs the pop up. So he would tape those down. So even when you pick up the phone, you haven't actually picked up the phone. Which is wow. Whoa. It was just it was just so fun. The fuck was got. John, give me a warning on TV at that point. No, no, no TV. Nothing. No TV. It was just me being an asshole. Give me a prank that you did to him. I know you remember, you're smart. Give me a prank that you pranked them. That was, no, I mean like a good, a better one. Yeah, a better one than the phone one.

You idiot, that's not a good prank. He picked up the phone and he was still rigging. Whoa! I know you're smart, he says. Yeah, that was really like Tommy trolling him without even knowing that he's trolling him. Because he's just talking to an idiot. He's like, no, no, no, I'm sure he does some other.

So then John goes, oh yeah, I got another one. And he goes, and I came up with this all on my own. This was all my idea. I was so proud of myself. I took a kaleidoscope and I put ink on the bottom of it. So then when he put it to his eye, he would put the ink around his eye and that has been done for decades.

I think that goes back to either little rascals of the Op-I cartoons, but the 1930s at the very least. For sure. Yeah, black and white for sure. John was watching this on a black and white TV in his childhood, yeah. Yes, and he explains, oh my gosh, that was such a great prank.

Unfortunately, the intern did it before Scott did, so I didn't get him with that. But I did put a $20 on a fishing line, and I got Scott to bend over to try to pick it up as I pulled it away. Like, John, that's not a good prank. I know you think that's a funny prank, it's not. Which, again, I'm pretty sure, don't call me on that.

I think that's three stooages, but if not, that might've been a Laurel and Hardy gag. Yeah. Again, I mean, 1930s easily. Easily. Easily, yes. And he watched it on a black and white TV and then drunkenly 40 years later, he was like, I mean 1930s easily. Easily. Easily. And he watched on a black and white TV and then drunk only 40 years later,

was like, I have right here. I mean, 25 and a half years, sorry, John. I didn't mean to. So we talk about Scott the engineer and the pushup contest that he had. They're pushup challenge that he had because this was a big bit on the show too that I remember very well.

Yeah. We're Scott the engineer couldn't do one push up. Yeah. And John takes full credit for everything that happened with this one. Well, the push ups were kind of goof on me. Well, first of all, you owe me for that because that was my idea with the pitch. Do you remember? Yeah, I know.

It was 30,000 push ups or something. No, it was 17. 2018. 18. 18. I know that you're like a bodybuilder and stuff, but 30,000 pushups look at the sky. The sky can't do 30,000 anything.

30,000 breasts would be impressive. Even if you could do 30,000 pushups, let's just say that would be like six days non-stop. Mostly. It's not a good radio event just doing push-ups, right? Not a good day. What number we on? Well, thanks for checking in.

We're on 5,283, 5,284, 5,285. Okay, we'll check back with you in a couple of days. And that whole thing you owe me, because that was my idea. Correct. And what the fuck? So again, this is something that I remember very well. This was a big deal on the show. Tommy obviously has never heard the show.

He does not know what the Howard Cere show is because he has no idea what's going on. So then John decides that he needs a credit for the fact that Scott was paid money for that. Basically, this is what happened. Yeah, yeah. Scott couldn't do a push-up. So they decided, let's do a challenge.

If you can do 17 push-ups, five weeks from now or six weeks from now, it wasn't a ton of time. Yeah. Then, how it was going to give him 10,000, Robin was going to give him 10,000, I think Jackie was in for five, Fred was in for five, it was like $30,000. Yeah. Yeah. Scott was due to make if he did that.

One. Well, the push-ups were kind of goof on me. Well, first of all, you owned me for that because that was my idea with the pitch. Do you remember? I know. It was 30,000 pushups or something. No, it was 17, 2018, 18. I know. I just think that again.

I love hearing you say you owe me for that. So then I go in the air and go Scott. Scott thinks he could do fucking 17 pushups and Howard takes the bait and then this whole fucker and how much did you make thanks to me? I don't remember. Thanks to me. By the way, I love in this story. Howard is just a puppet.

Yes. And it's really, really, really, really. Yeah, John explains that all of these bits that you liked on the radio show, he came up with all of those in the hallway. Yup. And Howard was just doing his bidding. Yes.

And John's mind, like all the things that you love about Howard's surname that he wasn't involved in, he came up with all of those bits. This whole puts a thing was his idea. So he's now looking back at this and saying, well, I made you all this money. You owe me a cut of that. Look at Scott's face right there. Scott hated this bet.

He was abused for months of not years about this bet because they said that he cheated and it was a whole ordeal that I bet I'd be willing to bet that if he could do it over again, he would never have done it. Yeah, I don't think it was worth the money to him. And it was so much bad blood between everybody. And it was like radio thing. It was like, they were really resenting all the shit I went out with that.

Yeah, correct. All right, let's talk about the number of beers on the table. I think that there's a shot in here where we can see that, maybe it's is next clip. Let's take a look. Like when he went into the stick. Jay Leno was was stuttering John. I don't know that guy. That's on the tonight show. I know stuttering John. Right.

They had him totally like not stutter. I know they fucked that whole thing up Yeah, I mean why bring in stuttering John if you just gonna yeah the point would be to have stuttering John to increase the rate That's because it's uttering yeah, I told I agree with you that's the comedy right I totally agree with you Yeah, he agrees and everyone's fault but his that he was a failure out the tonight's show wow. Yeah, what are the chances of that? Yeah, I didn't see a shot of the room, failure out the tonight's show. Wow. Yeah. What are the chances of that? Yeah, I didn't see a shot of the room, but he picked up a Fiji water. Yeah, he was trying to mix it a wall. He was handed a Fiji. Yeah, we're like an hour in and somebody's like, Hey, body, maybe here.

I totally agree with you. It'll make it easier to clean up your puke later. All right. Yeah, I don't know. It wasn't. We'll see it. We'll see it in a minute, though. So yeah, so they explain that everything happened this night's show was not John's fault at all.

Of course. And then Tommy, either misremember their conversation or John forgot what they talked about the last time he was on. And this is funny for a couple of different reasons. He pointed out, I think the last time was when Howard was away, Jay had contacted you to come on and you had enough respect to say, hey, look, Howard's not here. You know, I'm not going to have that kind of conversation without Howard being here.

Right? Or am I like, you know, the fucking cave. I think you're in a cave. I don't, I don't, I don't, I might get a cave. Where's the cup of these sags? Close, am I right? Remind a cave? Oh, you're in a cave. Oh, okay. You guys want to play county empties with me right now? Oh, right. Yes, please.

Let's, let's, let's time for America's favorite game show. County empties. I got nine empties and two folds. Yes, correct. And so we got two folds in the ice bucket. We had all the empties displayed out in front of them. And what you don't know yet, but you find out later, is that next to John to his left, there is the rust of the beer, getting warm,

that he does have to dip into at a certain point. Also, this is kind of nitpicky, but John's wearing his headphones backwards. And if you're a professional broadcaster, you've been in radio and TV and you brag about it all the time, shouldn't you know that the wire always goes to the left ear? That's how stereo works. You fucking moron, sorry producer Chris.

You're also rock. But I don't know how he doesn't fucking know that at the stage in his career. All right, after, am I in a cave? Let's see where we go, tell you're in a cave. I don't, I don't, don't make, don't, don't make me pull up the last YouTube. You had a lot of fucking beers. Don't make me pull up the last YouTube.

You had a lot of beers. And what's funny is that was for those of you who weren't with us for that one, that was the most important story for Tommy. And he wanted to go through it moment by moment, blow by blow, phone call by phone call, and he used the word respect, 243 times during this story. Yes. That story.

Right. And you showed the respect to Howard by doing this. And they went through this whole story. But now John doesn't remember you have it. He's like, no, we never talked about that at all. Yeah. And Tommy's like, taking it back by these, like, what are you talking about? I can go find it for you right now. It's on the internet. It's had 700,000 views. Of course, everyone knows all about that. And I just want to finish up

with Jay Lino stuff real quick and then we'll transition. But John's talking about when he did his tonight show appearance. Yeah. And he was offered a job during the commercial break. Debbie Vickers, the exact producer and Joe Madero's head writer in the commercial break, because I did really well. And even when I watch it now, it's on SutteringJohn.com. It's on John Madero's. I got it. Even when I watch it now on John Melinda's, I got it.

Even when I'm watching now, like I was charming, I was funny, you know, I was humble. You can't make this shit up, people. You can't make this up. So a couple of things here. First off, how sad is that? Even when I watch this now on my website. Ooh, dude, really? You're going back and watching your first appearance

on the tonight show by yourself. Or are you showing dates that when they come over? Yeah, maybe both I bet he's the type of guy that watches his old wedding video over and over again with No, nobody would be that way Yeah, that was wait that was pretty funny and then he goes oh my gosh. I was great. I was funny I was humble. Yeah, he finally got the comedy of three is Oh my gosh, I was great. I was funny. I was humble. Yeah, he finally got the comedy of three is.

Jesus, yeah. Finally, he tells a good joke and he'll never know. He'll never know that that was a good joke. Such a fucking humorless retard. He'll never understand that. It's amazing. All right, so then they talk about his very famous audition tapes that Scott the Engineer kept.

John thought that he deleted them, but he didn't. And then they ended up playing him on the air for Howard, which made for very good fodder. And it was very funny. And Tommy is just out of it. He doesn't know what's going on. Pam Moranison. Pam, Pamela.

Pamela Anderson, you mean? Nugalis Cage. Yes. Nicklas. Nicklas. Yeah, yes, yes. He just got hit with four counts. Paul Pa, tab five. Yes, Nicholas. Yeah, he just got hit with four counts. Yeah, Paul, Pa, Tab 5. Oh, really? Yeah, he got four counts from the UK for sexual harassment or space.

Yeah, that's Kevin Spacey. Fuck, I'm thinking it's Kevin Spacey. Yeah, he got, come on. Stop drinking so much. You got to get Nicholas Cage. Yeah, Nicholas Cage is going to work that one. Who confused us Nicholas Cage and Kevin Spacey? What are those good at? Tommy is the only one at the end. Yeah, right. Those are very different people, very different careers.

Yeah. And I don't know where he says that, which no one was talking about. And then he still has his producer bring up the article and reads it to that. He reads about Kevin Spacey. He's like, why are we doing this? What are you talking about? Yeah. One of the aspects that they really nail from their

Pretend Joe Rogan thing is bringing up news stories that they know Literally nothing about and pretending to have an in-depth discussion of that line that they just saw right Yeah, I mean even starts reading through it and then and John goes oh look at I get being gay But you have to rape a guy it's like yeah, yeah, yeah, how about that So woke I know he's so stupid. Like I think that rape is rape regardless of whether it's perpetrated out of man or woman. Yeah, right, very good, John.

Well done. Well done. Welcome to the club, buddy. All right, this is the last clip that I want to play. And then we'll transition. We'll come back to this though, because there's much more to get to this. It was almost three hours long. It was what 240 something when you when you take out the

Nonsense that was the mother it will be uploaded And seeing all the beers So John gets distracted because he looks up at the monitor and sees that, oh, Jesus Christ, there's all these apti's bottom in front of me. And this is what I get made fun of for. The Danvers are going to feel day. And as he's doing this, knocking them over. I'm drawing a lot of attention.

I got pierced in my house when we go back. Oh, Dean? Yeah, yeah. What can I do? I got Budley. I bet't get I bet he needs about 24 Four times a hundred and I'm right now John drink some IPAs. I like to see I Come on. I hate IP. I know why I just don't want to taste some you know what IPA stands for no I know it in the appellal

in the appellal That was I'm in that type of I Just told you what meant You fucking prick I fucking love that clip first of all He goes do you know what it stands for no? I knew it. I knew it. I knew you wouldn't know that I know that so then he goes cuz he's a drunk and he spends his fucking life sitting at a bar staring at fucking beer Posters it means India pale else you stupid fucking ignorant fuck yeah, and then Tommy goes. Oh, what does that mean? And he goes It doesn't say on the poster. Yeah, it doesn't say on the poster. They drunk at least there at it doesn't explain the history of it on the poster a

History that almost everybody knows yeah I don't like the taste of it he never explains it's too happy he never John doesn't even understand anything about IPAs and yet he's bragging that he doesn't stand for wouldn't know wouldn't know the word hop or that was involved in beer making and and as you mentioned bartenders can't fucking wait to tell you the history of the idea and why it's so important that you fucking have nine of them. Exactly. All right. So at least John recognized there was too many options in front of him.

Doesn't do anything about him. Yeah. Just continues to drink more. I do love that at the halfway point of the interview. He's already drunkenly knocking the beer bottles down. I mean, well, there's nowhere to go but up from there. That's just an insane amount. Alright. Yeah. Alright, we've hit on that already. Yeah. Crows, you and I were traveling together. We had a show this week. Oh, hell yeah. And

as we were driving back on a long, multi-hour drive, you happen to be thumbing through Twitter. Yeah. And our, our, our, Muttering J, has another exclusive. He's doin' the research, he's gettin' the info, he's giving us the facts, and I really need you to go to this. It's a 14-part tweet. Yes. That people should check out on their own

because he has screen images with evidence and he links to videos and it really is impressive all of the research and information that he brings to us and it really is impressive all of the research and information that he brings to us. It really is incredible. If it's alright, I want to start with the Dr. Steve Tweet because I thought that was a fucking fantastic.

Yes. Let us start there. So our good friend Dr. Steve, friend of the show, Saint Among Men. All around good guy, we can all agree. Oh yeah. Legitimate fucking great human being. So he posts this. Getting people's gigs canceled isn't okay.

Whether it's Pat Dixon, Chrissy Mayer, or Stuttering John, this in real life stuff stinks. That's all, I just wanted to say that. I'm an idiot. Ha ha, geez, I need to stick to talking about Dixon, nuts and toe fungus fungus and then a little winky face of motor con. So he's putting it out there that it doesn't matter if you're a friend of the show, friend

of ours or not, let's not fuck with people in real life. Exactly. And we can all agree we don't want to happen to Pat Dixon and Chrissy Mayer, but we also all agree we don't want to happen to Starring John because he'll fall on his face on his own. No one needs to fuck with them. And he couldn't have done it in a better way by explaining like, this is not my role in this.

I'm just putting it out there. Self-deprecating at the end. Exactly. Exactly. And exactly. With self-deprecating, was funny, was human, showed some actual real emotion and said this shouldn't happen to anyone. Yes.

No one should face these consequences. So let me guess. John responded with, thanks Steve. And I agree. And I just want to a second fact that let's stop messing with people's careers. That's right he actually tweeted and I quote thanks for the support doctor Steve I really appreciate. Actually no what he tweeted. No offense doc but you have been part of the problem wearing a t-shirt with my image mocking me and for what? What have I ever done to you?

Why appease the haters? Someone in the medical field should be helping people not hurting them. What a fucking asshole. And laughter is the best message. Yeah, correct. Judd obviously saw the video that I posted on YouTube or one of the videos that I think Adam Goldstein did too, of him showing the shirt up on stage and the entire place are rusting with applause and laughter. And John sitting here going, you should be ashamed of yourself. How do you feel did you save this week?

A half dozen, but whatever, that's not the point. You wore a t-shirt that hurt someone's fucking feelings because they're thin skin retard. But John who has a good sense of humor about himself. He used to like point out. He did, he did. And Dr. Steve again, showing what we should all, all of us aspire to be as a human, tweets this. Well hold on, I'm sorry before you do that.

I also want to point out that John is now entered into a whole different realm. He used to not acknowledge these things. And the fact that he's now acknowledging that he's seeing these T-shirts and he's watching these videos, that was his whole thing. I don't go on those sites. I don't know what they're saying about me. I don't want to know. I don't care.

And now, Dr. Steve puts out something that's nice to John. And his response is, you're a fucking asshole. Because he made, he also made, Dan was out of his stickers, which he sent me to thank you, Dr. Steve. Yeah, those are fantastic. Well, these stickers. Very good. Okay, so what is what is what is Dr. Steve tweets out no offense taken. I'm seeing where this is all going and everyone has fun until someone gets hurt. I don't want your gigs canceled or anyone's gigs canceled.

Yeah, I wore a goofy shirt, and if I contribute it to this atmosphere, that's on me. I mean, you didn't, Dr. Steve. Oh, but that's a nice response. Yeah, but the high road. I'm taking responsibility for my actions. Suttering John, I want to try that sometime, man. You'd be fucking shocked.

John loves admitting when he's wrong. He loves it. Talks about it all the time. He doesn't admit that he's wrong all the time. He just talks about how he likes to admit that when he's wrong. Oh loves it. He talks about it all the time. He doesn't admit he's wrong all the time. He just talks about how he likes to admit that when he's wrong. Oh, and then our good friend who you is a must follow, muttering John on Twitter chimed in and says, generous Dr. Steve, who wore a t-shirt goofing on Stuttering John, shows Magnanimity. Melendez called Chrissy Meyer ugly and gums said she was on only fans.

He urged suicide on Arty Lang called Monique from Radio Gunnk, a cunt, and accused Carl from WATP of having an affair. I just want to say to you, muttering Jay. You fucking know all about this shit. Yeah sure do buddy. Yeah, you know what? That summed up pretty nicely there.

Yeah. You know, John, you're kind of a prick. And maybe you shouldn't go around telling people to act nice when you're one of the biggest. Yeah. And maybe you shouldn't go around telling people to act nice when you're one of the biggest assholes anyone's ever met. Oh, God. And then, so, Randon Twitter guy comes in and says, doing this is controlling speech which anyone,

especially right-winger should be upset about. Right. And then for reasons I don't understand, starting John responds to this one guy and says, so far, two of my gigs have been canceled, which equates to thousands of dollars to which I say, bullshit. Bullshit.

Thank you. Yeah, because let's think about this, guys. Let's say that getting a dozen people in a room to see John doesn't happen every time. And when he plays other clubs, he does have more people. But what would thousands, I mean, how would people have to be there for it to be thousands of dollars? What do we charge to get a ticket here? It's usually free. I've seen a bunch of these shows. They start off being 20 bucks a ticket. And then they're like,

Hey, you know, if you just want to like have a beer with what you in the show. Yeah. So I don't know he's going to contracts, word of mouth contracts for thousands of dollars, but maybe yeah, and to be clear No one involved in any of this has called for anyone to get anything canceled correct If I had my way Stuttering John would be booked every fucking weekend at comedy clubs across the country That would be the best thing to ever fucking happen to me. Are you kidding? Oh, yeah the Brendan shop special Gringo poppy or whatever the fuck it's called I I want John to have a special van on that flex. Dude, that would make my day. I hope he gets that deal.

I want to quit my job at the gas station and just follow him around at a van. You can't just fucking- You're making too much money there now. Yeah, it's true, it's true. You guys, you guys have really cranked up the rates on people. Tough life's not a let go of, I gotta say. Alright, so let's get to this 14 part muttering J. Oh yeah that's right tweet so do you have that available I do I didn't have this one summed up already but

it was fucking hilarious so we're reading and I pull it up and muttering J world exclusive dabbers and marketing I fucking love this guy and everything about it. Yeah did the bizarre red by Tony Michaels gave Sanchez on Stuttering John about who are these podcasts background and marketing stem from insecurity about their own failures in the field? Was this a classic case of projection? Because on eight June, Tony Michaels and Gabe Sanchez said the following about Carl on the Stuttering John show.

Carl said, I believe, look, I'm kind of a marketing guy. I used to do marketing and advertising Tony. He's a marketing guy gave He said he's like some sort of marketing strategist Michael's that makes man more sense than ever Tony Michaels quote marketing people fucking rob and steal I mean they rape and pillage unquote Gabe Sanchez right. Yeah. Yeah Stuttering John was obviously amused by this confused rant about our good friend, Carl, by, but was this a case of projection about their own failed attempts in the world of marketing? According to linked in and he's got the fucking receipts, he's got the screenshot

right here. Gabe Sanchez studied, or well, and he can't make this up marketing. Gabe Sanchez studied Er, well, and he can't make this up. Marketing! Gabe, you're a fellow marketer? We should chance some time. Oh, that work. His business career did not get off to the best of starts. He tried to create an online bookshop, which led to complaints from senior academic members of staff.

And again, he's got all the receipts for all this. None of this is made up. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, The University newspaper reported that Gabe Sanchez faced potential legal action because of an infringement of the bookstore name and other Marquette domain names. Quite ironic, given Suthering John's tirades about who are these pods to Tony Michaels. And I love the way he phrases this. For the avoidance of doubt, this is the Gabe Sanchez sidekick and lackey to ex-fast food drive-through critic and last minute,

stunning John replacement guys. Tony Michaels so well-lampooned by WATB. This is why this gets such a great Twitter follow. It does have a way with words. Well, the marketing department is considered plankton on the university food chain. One thinks of the old joke that NBA stands for mediocre but arrogant. Though did Gabe Sanchez even achieve this Tony Michaels is a two-time college dropout Fuck it throws that in there. I love it And uh, but then he also points out that despite having no qualifications unlike Gabe Sanchez

Tony Michaels decided to launch a business brainstorming podcast The gears where he talks it length about? What, what, what, marketing? That's fascinating, please go on. So wait a second, your time, Etoni Michaels has another podcast, and it's a business podcast specifically about marketing. You can't make the shit up.

You can't make the shit up. This is exciting stuff, because I know shit about marketing as Gabe has told people I'm a marketing strategist. Oh, so I want to learn more about marketing from my buddy Tony Michaels who teaches me a lot about Arby's and Weddees. Yeah. In fact, he points out an episode that is particularly worth to listen where he talks marital difficulties and his, well, his wife's idea of filling

a glass with raindrops. A metaphor he strains for over 10 minutes. So it's fascinating, I'm excited about those. Oh, God, yes. Oh, could it be that the unhinged rant by Tony Michaels and Gabe Sanchez about Carl's marketing background on Stuttering John Stems from their own failures? Is the current venture, the next script in a series of failed grips? I report,. You decide! That's very well done, sir.

That is a fantastic reporting. And I'm happy to tell you that I have a little sneak peek of the Gears podcast featuring our buddy, Tony Michaels. Now, what he does on this show is he goes for a walk. He explains this. Oh, good. He goes for a walk every morning by himself and he'll record the show and whatever his thoughts

that he has in his head. He'll talk into his phone, then he'll put that as a podcast. And then every evening he goes for a walk with his wife. And if the kids want to come along, they can too. And so when he walks with his wife, he's usually having a conversation with her. Well, on this particular episode,

they had a conversation the night before and then he went out for a walk, and was remembering this conversation, and wanted to get more into the ideas that they had around catching raindrops. Because what his wife was saying, he was not a professional marketer, like myself and Tony Michaels and Gabe Sanchez.

She was saying, man, when it rains, wouldn't it be great to get a whole glass of water from that in order to be able to drink a glass of water. And Tony, because he's such a smart guy, came up with a metaphor that I think really will help all of us with our business ventures. It's raining real hard. Maybe it's small. Little rain drops.

May be big. Rain drops. And they're standing there with a glass, right? They're standing there with a glass, right? They're standing there with a glass and I've been thinking about this all night, all morning. Really? Standing with maybe a small glass, maybe a big glass, right in their hand in the yard. Just trying to catch the rain. So far, he said the raindrops might be bigger small, and the glass might be big or small. Are there kids in the yard? Yeah, it's important to the metaphor. Okay, yeah.

What about a medium sized glass and medium rain? Oh, okay. Don't stop on his wordplay. You're right. So they can get a drink of water, right? In their hand in the yard. Just trying to catch the rain drops so they can get a drink of water.

You're just standing there, just standing there. Okay. And they might get enough raindrops, eventually, to get them a drink of water. But then I thought, you know what, it's crazy. You know, it's crazy. You know how you catch a lot of raindrops. You know how you catch a lot of raindrops in a glass?

If you're just standing out in the yard. Tell me. How would you do that? How would you in a glass if you're just standing out in the yard. Tell me. How would you do that? How would you take this glass? I don't know. And make sure all the rain drops that you could catch, right?

Let's say all those rain drops are customers. Every single one of them. How can I get all those customers in this one little glass? Right? So I get a drink of water. I'd get a drink of water. So you get a drink of customers? How do I drink all of these customers? And also eat hot dog on the side.

Is what I want to know. Just thinking about it, you know what, you could put a funnel. You could put a funnel on top of this glass, and all those rain drops that fall into that funnel would end up in that glass. Whoa! It's because the glass is only so big at the top and that's how the rain gets in.

So with a funnel, you guys following this, I know it's a lot. It's a lot to take in. He is thinking about it all night all morning. Yeah, I do. So he's put a lot more thought into this than we have. I'm just hearing about it now. Can you slow down a little bit? Yeah.

So what he's saying is, with a funnel, you'd actually catch more rain that would funnel down into your glass. And I don't know if you guys realize this, he kind of hinted at it. We're not talkin' about rain, actually. Like we are, we are, but it might actually be something that you can use in other aspects aside

from just drinking water, you know? Cause being hydrated is important. Don't get me around. Of course. But also what's important is customers and he's gonna get into what the range of apps might represent. And I don't know if it's customers, maybe it's an audience, maybe it's a lead,

maybe it's a sale. All right, he just described the same thing for different times. What are we talking about here? We're talking about like sales or we're talking about like customers or we're talking about like yeah, these are all the same thing. I know. You know, I don't think those raindrops have to be any particular thing. It's just what you want.

It's just what I want. I've been working on my KPIs, trying to figure out my KPIs and I have no idea what the hell I'm doing. No clue. All right, so I speak this language. So you talk about cheap performance indicators. And when you do digital marketing, there's a lot of things you can measure. A lot of them are worthless and meaningless.

And digital marketers get bogged down and meaningless data that doesn't help them. So you got to determine what are your key performance indicators or your KPIs. You're going to say, these are the numbers we're gonna pay attention to and we want to optimize against in order to get maximum performance out of our campaigns. I've done this before. Yeah. No clue what to track, how to track it, anything. I'm not good at data, I'm not good at data, that's not.

That's what digital marketing is. Tracking a data, data analysis. And he's like, I don't know, I do you that shit. Then why are you doing a business podcast about digital marketing that you've more on? My mind isn't driven that way. I'm trying to get better. I've been doing better with my weight, my weight loss.

I've been tracking my food. I'm in tracking how much I exercise. Uh-oh, that's not a good sign. Uh-oh. That's not a good sign. He's like, I was good at digital marketing because I am a dietic. I can't do that. I'm turning his podcast off.

Yeah, because it's not working for me. Wait until you hear my politics. What is this guy good at? The fuck is he good at? Seeming up with people. So yeah, so he does pick winners when it comes to game and centering John. That's going really well for him.

All right, so he has no clue how to track things. He doesn't know what raindrops represent. He thinks it can represent a lot of different things. And now let's get into the type of funnel you would use. And I can't tell if we're talking about metaphorically here, or if I'm on an actual market in campaign, I'm not even sure anymore. It doesn't matter what the raindrops are.

You see, it doesn't matter what you think those raindrops are. You see, it doesn't matter what you think those raindrops are. As long as you know what your raindrops are. And then... He sounds like someone who's like, listen to Tony Robbins before and kind of knows like, how to say things but doesn't know what to say. He has a vague idea of what a metaphor might be, but has never effectively heard or used one before. He's actually in his yard with a glass on mushroom, talking into it. I mean, for me, it's actual red drops because they turned off our water because I can't afford my wayflex the bait. So build this big, huge funnel.

Now, it could be a sales funnel, it could be a lead generation, but whatever the hell it is, right? It depends on what the rain drops are, what funnel you build. So depending on what the rain drops are, you have to build a different funnel to capture those rain drops. And what he said was it could be a sales funnel or a lead generation funnel. And by the way, leads lead to sales. So it's the same fucking thing. This guy knows like six buzzwords and uses them over and over again. He's a more odd. Well, he's a thought leader in his industry. He sure is. Oh, my God. I've been downloading these podcasts. Yeah. The reason why I'm playing this because this

is a tease. Yeah. I'm excited to really dig into this and get the full information about digital marketing. Yeah. That I think W ATP listeners deserve. That's right. Yeah. All right, this is the last clip that I have on this. I just thought this was kind of funny. Kind of like the analogy gets away from him. I'm really, yeah. I just want to get away from a little bit. I just sit back on it. So build a funnel over that glass

and catch as many of those raindrops as you can. And you won't just have a drink for right now. You won't just have a drink for right now. You won't just have a drink of water right now. You'll have enough, you might have to get buckets, buckets and buckets and buckets, because you're just catching so many raindrops. You might have to fill up one bucket, and then it's still raining, so you've got to put the funnel

over another bucket, and then maybe you put it over a big, huge trash can, and then maybe there's so much water, you've got to put it funnel over another bucket. And then maybe you put it over big, huge trash can. And then maybe there's so much water, you gotta put it over swimming pool. You wouldn't put a funnel over a swimming pool. The swimming pool is so large and it's catching all of the water already. It's like, you're gonna get a funnel for a dixie cup.

And then there's so much rain that you get a funnel for the pool. Wait, what are we even talking about anymore? I'm totally confused. And I love that he's saying like, and just so you guys know, when you use this methodology, it's not just about fulfilling your sales needs for that day. You could fulfill your sales needs for weeks, months to come.

This guy has one patron on Patreon. One. One. One. Tony, if you want to do something where you actually make residual revenue and people sign up for something and then you continue to make money off of it, maybe you should listen to my podcast, you know, because I have actually demonstrated how to do such a thing rather than just set up a Patreon. And I love it because I never promote my Patreon. He's got a ton of information on there about why to sign up, what you'll get for it. Like, why did you go through all this trouble if you want no one to give of information on there about why to sign up, what you'll get for it, like, why'd you go through all this trouble

if you had no one to give you money on there? You obviously do, and you're just a failure, and that's okay. It's okay to be a failure. It's just not okay to then think that you're gonna make fun of me, and who are these podcasts? And then we're just gonna sit back and be like, oh, shucks, Tony guy, he sure has life figured out. Yeah, that is again.

You're a fucking fat idiot, Tony. You're a fucking moron. So speaking of fat idiots, I want to thank D-bone, who is the curator of the Stuttering John Tapes team here at W-A-T-P. He filed a clip from Stuttering John's podcast going back to 2018 when he had Royce on. Oh boy. And John's explaining that he wrote about someone from centering john's podcast going back to 2018 when he had a voice on all

boy and john's explaining that he wrote about someone in his book who is an idiot who's a dummy yeah and the john says this no no I did I did change one name and my the I I I told you about my first girlfriend it was not that it was not the brightest bulb in the shed oh is it? I thought it was one and he's not the brightest bulb in the shed. When he learned his sayings from Tommy on MSCS media. Oh, wow. Well, dad, so I hope that the team, I'm Senator John and Tony Michaels continues to rag on us because it's really hurting my feelings.

It's really going well for them. Yeah, they're really getting to us. Muttering J, thank you so much for the investigative journalist. I never would have known about the Gears podcast. Wow. At Muttering J on Twitter. Worth a follow. I hope people are as excited about this as I am.

I do have a digital marketing background. So for me, it's a little more fun, probably, the front-wheelers. I mean, you guys know that that's retarded when you just sat right with the five holes in the water. Yeah, the rain. I've worked with so many of these fucking people. And Jesus Christ, yeah, it's just buzzwords too.

And they hope that they can, I'll maneuver you by just saying enough shit. Yeah. And then you're like, okay, but what does that mean? Yeah, but what's the point? And how does that translate to what it is we do? Right. And then, so you got us. That's the fucking craziest thing.

Yeah. But what does IPA really mean? I know it's in your payload, but what is that? Okay, but let's make an application for what you're talking about this concept You're talking about like how do we apply this to our business to real life? Oh, I don't know. Yeah, I can't tell you Yeah, now I'm just the idea guy. Yeah, this actually it reminds me of I've read some really stupid business books in my day There's a book called dude. Where's my cheese? No, it's a dude. Where's my cheese? Where's My Cheese? No! Is it Dude Where's My Cheese? Or Where's My Cheese? I don't know. Yeah, where's my Double Cheese?

Who moved my cheese? I'm gonna say Dude Where's My Car. Dude Where's My Cheese? Great business book! I've definitely said that a few times. Who moved my cheese? I'm like that. It's the dumbest fucking book ever because by the third page you get it and it just keeps

hammering it over and over again. If the cheese isn't there, stop looking for it in that spot. Well, you have to pivot, do something differently. It's not looking for you anymore. Again, the padding of words, I think he's trying to lead a meeting. Yes. And it's like his rehearsal,

he's just trying to make it to lunch. Yeah, so he can get that. That was just four clips. I mean, this goes on and on and on, on, on, on, on, on. Right? He said raindrops, I don't know, 53 times. Yeah, well raindrops can be whatever you want raindrops to be. Producer Chris, like what's your raindrop?

You define what your raindrop is. And then what you define what your raindrop is, I don't care what it is, it can be anything. It can be customers, it can be customers. And then what you define what your raindrop is, and you create a funnel for those raindrops. And the funnel would change based on whether it's customers or customers, you might have a customer.

And we got lunch. All right, yeah, all right. Let's make a break in that. Are you named saved by the bus? Oh shit, I was gonna say this for later, but I'm having so much fun. Mr. Magenta sent in another song parody. Oh.

And I really do appreciate this. Keep the song parodies, Kyle. We're trying to break this format back to podcasting. And you guys remember when I said, when we announced the OP song parody contest, I declared that I was going to do a song parody on here in my car or in cars, whatever that song is called. Oh yeah.

And I never did. Which was a dick move because I was an obvious one. So Mr. Vajeta, pick it up the slack for us. Please send in your Opie song parodies. I'm calling the here in my car. 7 months later. This guy calls me out and rightfully sounds. Nobody do the here in my car song for the Opie parody contest.

Oh, so we're gonna do it. And then you know, you can do it. He's right. I have the perfect song parody that I declared that I was gonna do it. And then you know, you're gonna do it. He's right. I have the perfect song parody that I declared that I was gonna do it. I know. Oops. Well, surely he'll do the song now that someone called him out, right? I know.

I know. I'm gonna do myself. Here in my car, my mirrors get jacked, and my doors get out scratched. It seems nothing goes right in cars cars My fucking side view mirrors are gone And my car, the streets sweep as a bitch Wait aren't I rich? Why do I waste my time in cars? There is a giant scratch on the entire left side of my car

They stole my side view mirrors twice in a two week period. Here in my car where the duck tape breaks down and I look like a clown. Oh, I do. I stream from a car. Oh, shit. My duck tape is falling off. Oh, God. Here in my car.

I feel my relevance, man. Oh, why did I trade? A studio for a car. The listeners are supposed to be in the car, Zopi. I'm in a studio watching him in a car. Fuckin' brilliant. Yes. Better than I would have done. That's for damn sure.

I'm never gonna do anything else. I'll just say, hey, here's an idea. You saw what else do it. Yeah, that was amazing. It's great. Play it again. Very well done. Mr. Majed, do you can always hit the back button?

I know. And also if you're here in Add, you don't like it. You can hit the forward button. Yeah, I guess that was. Yeah, go figure, isn't that amazing? I want to, obviously, we're going to get back to MSCS media, but I'm not there yet, guys. All right, I've just not ready yet Don't tell him if you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I go from the know Because that's absurd.

Patrick Michael is still podcasting. Oh, he's on a tear. Lesson's heart. Oh, I love him so much. I do too. So, uh, when we last left our hero, Patrick Michael, he had put out a bunch of episodes in a row. And then when I called up to him the very nice next next episode

He opens it by apologizing first previous episodes saying that well, I was trying to record a bunch of stuff So that I'd have stuff in the backlog, but then I put it out and I'd listen back to it and it's not very good Because I don't have anything to talk about. And then he goes, wait a second. Is he actually realizing that all of his content isn't a bit? Because then he spends 20 minutes talking about nothing. I mean, video games again, it's fucking awful. So then we come back again with the next episode. This one is called Garfielding, and this one has a great fucking topic, Mondays.

Monday suck, we all know Monday suck. I prefer lasagna talk, but I can get some spicy Monday talk. You know, I know, if you get both, that's what we're doing. He's got an interesting take on this that I think you'll find unique. Sometimes when you get up on a Monday morning, the floor is really cold.

You have to put your bare feet out of that floor. That's not true. Well, see, the thing about Monday about Monday sucking is that Tuesday suck to wait what at least Monday You're busy and it flies by and then you're in Tuesday and you're like well fuck. I guess new movies come out this day At least that's been the legend since I was a kid. That's right new movies drop on Tuesday guys Isn't that weird because to me it feels like hey drop that shit on a Friday you want to get the most for your money drop it on a Friday okay so I'm like dude movies have come on on Friday since gone with the wind in 1939 yeah I'm right weekend box office that's what they always talk about DVDs come on on to correct he hasn't left his house in 30 years yes he has no

idea what they're not I just process all this as you were playing that clip and going wait a second That's not true. That's about to just oh, that's right. Yeah every album not anymore But used to be every record album every movie everything always dropped Monday at midnight you gotta come down Monday at midnight to get the brand new whatever this fucking guy thinks that That's the day that movies come out and which is not even true anymore It's just screams when everybody screams it and shit comes out kind of whenever it comes out Millenite sometimes is fucking nice, but then we get to like okay Then he backtracks a little bit, but really like Mondays. Why do Mondays suck?

I like to be goes Mondays are five. We're all busy, but that Tuesday's like wait Why aren't you busy on Tuesday if you're busy on Monday? Why would you go all your work done? Let's go, yeah. Okay, so back to the whole Monday thing, I say I don't like Mondays because the lack of entertainment, and it's simply because,

and I have proof that this is happening, because Monday used to feature so many podcasts, okay? What a fucking asshole. This unemployed retard is talking about Monday's suck. That's not why Monday's suck. Is that because podcasts aren't dropping new episodes? So you have to go back to work., we have to go back to work after the weekend. That's why we hate Mondays That's why it's absurd. The Garfield hates Mondays. He's not doing anything Sorry, no, you don't get it Carl. I don't get it. Monday's sub because podcasts aren't dropping their new episode

Oh, I follow because Monday used to feature so many podcasts. Okay. I had a list Like I said a routine I would go through watch all these shows and Either these guys are getting too big and just getting lazy or They're just getting lazy for the sake of getting lazy So his podcast feed used to be full of new episodes every Monday morning sure and it was the highlight of his week Yeah, like you know most people have a job they get up on Monday and they're like, fuck man, another week staring me right in the face. Not him. Nope. He leaps out of bed with fucking joy on Monday morning. Dude,

new fucking podcast. The two bears one game. It's gonna be a good day today. I heard Christmas got 17 new podcasts out. Yeah. But there's less and less of these new podcasts because not everybody's locked in their house 24-7 anymore. I was gonna say I think the reason for that I'm just speculating is that these comedians that he likes are touring now. Oh it's funny imagine. Yeah they're actually doing the thing that they should be doing which is telling jokes on stage. Before we get to that let's talk just a tiny bit more about the need for a Monday morning podcast. Okay. What about the guy who's going to deliver mail today and he's used to having four or five

shows to listen to on Monday? What if he's delivering female or something? And now he's down to two. That's only going to get him through two hours of a shift, guy. Okay, we need eight episodes to get through a shift to work, right? And some of it even more. I love his concept of having a job. Yep. His is like, yeah, I deliver mail. And so I need eight podcasts. Eight podcasts deliver mail. What? What?

And there's so much road with that. Like I have a bunch of ideas. I mean, I don't know. We're not up to explain why that's stupid. Yeah to explain why that's stupid. Where would you even start? Where would you even start? It's not like there are millions of podcasts. Oh, coming out on a Monday, if that's what you have to do. Does Motherfucker worked at an RVs for two weeks in 2003? And he's gonna tell us about the experience of the work and makeup.

I think that's part of this. We've covered some delusional people, but he thinks that he had a job, so he's done his bid. Yeah, he paid his job. I job so he's done his bid. Yeah I don't have to do anything. It's like what my sister told me she retired. Yeah, from what But going back to podcasters, let's find out what they shouldn't shouldn't do by the laws of shameless I got possible shows. Oh, can I guess at what this is please always start with a theme song. I think is I got possible shows in this place whether it's a live podcast or me just doing comedy I got live shows I can't I can't do as many podcasts now. Sorry guys. I wish I could

It's like well, don't you realize that the only reason you have live shows is because you're a podcast therefore, you should really focus on the podcasting part. I want an idiot. Okay. What a fucking idiot. He's doing a hypothetical there and he's saying, I have a popular podcast. I'm just hypothetical. I'm a popular podcaster, but I'm going to stop doing as many podcasts so that I can do live shows. And Patty Seacup is saying this is bullshit.

Yeah. Stop doing the live shows. Concentrate on the podcast. Well live shows, concentrate on the podcast. Well no, you do the podcast, you get people to the live shows, but don't do the live shows because you have to do the podcast is what you use to get people to the live shows.

Now, again, I'm a musician, I think of it from that angle, but live shows are how you get paid, you don't get paid by sitting in your basement podcasting. People do the podcast, they promote the live show, they get people to live show, then they make a paycheck. That's how all this fucking works. This fucking guy's like, I can't fucking believe that people are doing less podcasts

so that they can go sell out fucking frontier field and sell fucking shitty jokes and take the shirt off. I mean, what the fuck is going on here? I did just see Bert Kreischer and it arrived to set our baseball park, which is what Kreischer's a looting to there. Oh my God. And I left early something tells me Her Chrysler probably got a nice paycheck for filling all those fucking seats with filling all those seats with tickets and they had a giant merch table

Yeah, and I don't know anyone who wears a comedy festival t-shirt I don't but I guess that's apparently a thing people do and they were probably going for 30 40 bucks a pot Probably I didn't get anywhere near that and they probably still cost four hours to print in full caller I don't even know it with volume. They're doing anyway. I just thought it Completely fucking blew my mind because it's in a front to the working man that comedians are doing live shows because How can you deliver mail without a podcast right anyway anyway he discovers like a broken clock man twice a day he fucking hits something oh good number five he actually has some podcast critique that I think is very funny and that's the other thing too all these comedy podcasts that exist they think

that they have to stick to this hour long thing there's a lot of them that get to like 45 minutes and they're like how long have we done? That's just disingenuous because it makes me just feel like, oh, you're just doing what you're supposed to do. This is the amount of time that we are required to do to satisfy our listeners. That's all that's necessary. Yeah. So this is what I would say to that. You're listening to the wrong podcasts.

That's proof that the people you're listening to are phoning it in. Yeah. They shouldn't be podcast podcasts as much as they are. They're comedians who are overexposed, Bobby Lee, Birdcrightshire. I mean, I can list a bunch of these people who are doing way too much podcasting. And that's proof right there. Where they're going, have we done an hour yet? Because I don't want to be doing this. Oh, yeah. The one that popped right into my mind was Pat and Oswald and his wife. One that popped right into my mind was Pat and Oswald and his wife. We're there sitting there. And they're like, shit, we don't have time to do this. We're actually cleaning the house. We have these guests coming over.

Are there kids or runners up? That was hilarious. We have like all these chores we got to do, but we have to stop and do an hour because we got to sell the ads and get paid for all this. And then the whole time, it was like, Meredith, what do you have to talk about? She's like, I don't know. Yeah, the whole time they're looking at the phone. They're looking at the clock.

There's three for all. She's a three-fold laptop. She's back, you mean? Yeah, this is like, I went grocery shopping. I guess, anyone's like, what about that? Like, I guess, sure. Yeah, it's insane. But again, he kind of misses the point. They're just doing it to sell the ads.

But he's, I'm something there. He is, yeah, he's right. I love this. At first, I thought he was kind of begging to like, boy, I wish someone out there would help me out with producing my shows. I, at first I thought he was kind of begging to like, boy, I wish someone out there would help me out with producing my show. Oh, yeah, I've heard this a few times lately. But then he kind of twists it to be like, but that's kind of bullshit, which I think

is like a stuttering John like, well, I'm glad I didn't know that particular piece of trivia because always stupid people would know that. If I had a producer on this show, I was editing and producing all that shit. Guess what you would get from me? More content. Just, it's a given. I have to do less of the work, less of the production part, all I have to do is come in and talk in the mic. Wow. That's hard. I mean honestly that's the only reason the key keeps me from doing more episodes is the constant editing the the production of the shows. It takes fucking forever. The talking part is the easy part.

Podcasting. People don't realize that. Like of course I could sit here and do video. I could have a green screen. Okay I could have music and clips and all that stupid shit. I could post highlights from the show on social media. It's just so much extra work, man. All right, can I say something real quick? As a person who does do all the post-production work on his own show, I do all the editing, I put everything together. The most work I put into the show is the prep. That's where all of the work comes in. Doing the show, editing the show, there's work there.

The prep is where I put all this time in. Patty Seacup's this time goes, just put a mic in front of me and I can fucking podcast all day every day. No! That's the easy part. That's the easy part. No!

That's why we love him. That's how we discovered him on Chute Gum. He was like, I'm that guy at a party who can just riff. Yeah, I know. He does. He does think that he's got it. I'll think, no. Never stop riffing, please.

That's true. That's a good point. Never mind. Everything I just said, forget about it. You do this to that. Let's prep the better. The other thing about Patrick Michael that is fascinating is how many times he's told us not to contact him

that he doesn't need us. He doesn't want anyone to bother him, he doesn't need someone else on his show, I don't wanna do your show, you can't do my show. And he's been begging for a producer lately, he's like, hey, if you guys don't want to to produce the show, I'd love for you to help me out. But I guarantee he's getting emails from people and say, fuck you.

Yeah. And he's got a lot of shows, so this poor producer's already editing 10, 12 shows. Sure. He's like, well, you'll get more content for your producer to edit. You're right. Or guy.

Yeah, it's already a lot of work. I already quit. So then producer Chris is out. Yeah. At one point, we do get like a topical story with jokes. It's like a classic late night show edge here about this. Yeah, true story, true story. Love that.

So, you know, just just, there's a little bit of setup, a little bit of knockdown. It's a nice give and take. I think you'll enjoy it. Some sort of a Habachi grill, where a lady added too much oil to the grill and caught the customer on fire. I mean, how mad would you be if you went to a restaurant that wasn't even probably your choice,

only to be set on fire does it get worse? Does it get worse? I mean you better hope I die Because I'm taking everything you got right I'm taking everything you got every franchise you got in America That's mine because you guess what you burned me. I came in here for some nice steak and you burned me up, okay? Gotta take everything you know If you're warning what the point of all that was oh my okay, I was kind of wondering what the point of all that was I was waiting for just like please dude you you set up this whole story Just be like I didn't order the toasted nuts. I mean anything

Anything better than that I'm like I guess I'm assuming you now because you burned me. Yeah, I mean anything, anything that has been better than like, I guess I'm suing you now because you burned me. Yeah. Okay, great story, bud. Cool. Alright, this is my last clip. Alright, I'm asking a lot of you here, bud. Okay. Just bear with me, the only reason that this is two clips stuck together, but there's a

lot of background noise and there's that, you can hear I did a couple little boosts, I didn't add anything that wasn't there, but I could not tell and I sent this to the at-muttering J, CSI laboratories, and the results were inconclusive. Is this children or is this pornography? Because they're shit going on in the background and I don't know what the fuck he's up to and I don't know. This is the capitation of the two. So anyways, back to what I was saying about that. Scrolling through the Netflix catalog. Show your support in all the ways that you can, because we all know how important social media is

to making these things a thing. But we all know that I don't give a shit. So you can just listen to the podcast and do none of that and I am okay with it. But I'm out of here. This has been free water. Tunes getting things those are hostages. Yeah, it's like it's real muffled but there's a lot of like oh my god oh my god and a female voice but it also might be like a cat getting strangled. I don't know what the fuck is going on over there man. But he's out of the closet quite literally and podcasting in the living room again.

You know what? And here's your chits going on. Here's my theory. He's down to the playground. And if he could afford candy, he would get arrested. Hey kid, you want to be in a podcast? Yeah, it doesn't work as a while as he wants to snickers.

Yeah. Oh, but that's free water. And God bless you, that he he cups. Keep him common. I am like a fish to water. We are all fish to free water. If you want free water, you can catch a rain drought. I want to be a show. Fuck him. I'm going to beat you to it. You know what? I don't normally do this, but Vixbid and waiting patiently. And I like the top she's wearing.

So I'm going to add her to the show. Hi, Vex. Hello, Carl. Hello. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Well done. Not very impressive. How are you feeling? I know you had COVID. Oh, I still feel like that again. Yes. Did you get a? She looks like a healthy person. Did you get silos? Did you get more COVID toes? She's top healthy. Or did you still have the COVID toes from last time?

Yeah, that's a good question. No, I don't have COVID toes. This is a new brand of COVID. I just wanted to really branch out and see what I can get. This is a military grade COVID. Yeah. Awesome.

How's the elbows? Elbows, OK? Elbows, fine. Yeah. It's interesting is we first met Vic. We thought she was a 12 year old boy. Now she tells her she's going through puberty. With this cold that she has some weird Benjamin Buttonship.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, Vic, I'm gonna pop back over to Centering John on MSCS Media, which we gotta get back into. Stay tuned. ["The

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Rocks and Rocks and Rocks and Rocks and Rocks and Rocks and Rocks and Rocks and Rocks and Rocks and Gakiyan! Drive through! Alright, where did we leave off? So we saw the part where John realized he had a lot of empties in front of him in our last episode. Yeah, so this is great. Vicky probably weren't a Howard Sturdered listener, I would imagine, right? No, I was. I can't believe you haven't mentioned what is his name, Tommy.

Tommy. Tommy's fucked up face. Yeah, his cheekbones You haven't mentioned how he's like a fucking He's like a Kendall Guido If any call him in his face. It's interesting Vic because I mentioned that English isn't his first language He might be an extra trust girl. Now I think about it because yeah, he doesn't speak English real good He's made of clay I believe it claims to be from the states

Huh Hi, he's trying to mimic a podcaster 30,000 pushups. I don't know. Oh my god. He's infiltrated us the way that website was put together They live among us. There's that one point where he's like I'm doing a human podcast for other humans How many earthlings listen to your podcast? This is a Spotify exclusive. Yeah. Catch it on YouTube.

All right, so we've mentioned that Tommy talks about what a big Howard Stern fan he is and then knows nothing about Howard Stern. This is the, I don't know if this is the most egregious thing that he said on all of these. It might be, first of all, Howard has Ralph as his stylist, which is a fucking ridiculous adjogged along with Ralph. He had Ralph as a stylist in another, no. Wow. And he was a man character on the show for like 30 plus years.

That was the job that he had. He's howard stylist Ralph. And going onto the state, but it was a major component of the show. It's not like it was like in the credits. It's all they talked about was Ralph getting him dressed and what shirt did he pick out for him? And oh my god. And Ralph had to meet him at a certain time.

And oh my god, it was fucking hours of them talking about that bullshit. He was like, wait, what? Yeah, he's blown away by this. What Robin was a newscaster? Are you sure? So then they're talking about the e-show. And how the e-show was national in all the different markets

across the US, but also overseas. Yeah. Cross, because they're, again, complaining about not making enough money, they're making enough money, and all that stuff. And John has to throw this in Crazy Across the country and where everyone and England England

For a guy to bridge pumps all day. He should be able to pronounce England England right John we get it England and I think the reason why he said that I'm like England, right, John? We get it, England. And I think the reason why he said that was because of the Sasha Baron Cohen thing, really says that he ripped him off or if that was actually necessary. Like, we were in England, everyone in England

knows who's delivering John is, F-Y-I throwing that out there. We've had people from England call into the show, or, um, whatever, however you want to say, call into the show and say that they've never seen the Howard Sirts Show. It's not a thing over there. There's no one's talking about that while eating fish and chips. Yeah.

That's all I know about their culture. Not fixing their teeth. Yeah, or whatever else they're doing over there. All right, so Scott starts talking about gas prices, how outrageous gas prices are. And so Tommy decides, this is a good time to pivot to politics and John his main job now is it a political pundit. Yeah, right? Like that's what he does He talks politics for six hours a week. Yeah, at least he said that's his life's work. That's it man

Yeah, I got regular for 60 regular regular. And this guy always does his politics shit about he still don't own your Democrat politics. Are you ever going here, bro? I'm not going there. I just don't know. I just don't know. I had one question. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let's why what? We finally we finally found something to shut him up.

I don't see I just want to ask you one question. Just one just one question. I just want to and remember I'm not just because I had stone in and I'm not Republican or Democrat. I'm for whoever's the best. Yeah, can. Do you think that Biden is the one to go, John? I think it's the one to go.

You're kidding me, right? That was two questions. That was two. Oh, he is a gramma. I'm not saying. You really mean that. Look me in nine. Tell me, you think Biden's the one to go.

I think he's doing a wonderful job. This proves, John is a hack. John is not a serious political pundit at all because he cannot talk to someone who has a different opinion than him He could only talk to people who agree with him in every way All he said was hey, I got a question for him about politics. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. about, you think Biden's doing a good job. Yeah, he's doing a wonderful job. What? And here's the guy that paid him a couple hundred bucks to fly in and talk to him. Yeah, he's like, oh, you want to answer a question? And I know this is so silly, but my favorite part is when he does the Colombo impression

and then he looks over to the guy who wasn't even born yet when Colombo was on TV. And he gives him the ol' like, yeah, wasn't like, holy no, I got to be on my row, right? That wasn't even the quote. Yeah, yeah, yeah, was like, oh, I'm gonna go out and go out and go out. I'm gonna go out and go out and go out and go out. That wasn't even the quote. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just one more thing. It's just one more thing. It's just one more thing. It's just one more thing. It's just one more thing.

It's ridiculous. You're right. He's not even getting it right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, she's a scary, she sucks. Oh, all right. This is a fun little awkward moment. Because John at this point,

I'm gonna say allegedly is fucked up. Yeah. He's a little wasted and Tommy picks up out those. Yeah. Why are you looking at me all weird? No, I'm just thinking that long. He's like 20 years. No, I was just trying to figure out how long we've been here.

Who cares? Rub. We're over an hour. Oh, don't. That's about two hours. How long we been here? Who cares? Rob? We're over an hour. Oh, don't. Yeah. That's about two hours. By the way, it was just funny.

Like, ah, you're just starting if you're fine. Keep going. And actually, to VIX point, why are you looking at me weird? Why wouldn't everyone look at you weird, Tommy? Yeah. Because you're from another galaxy. That's why you're a Jim Henson creation. She's a pro.

I've never seen CGI in person. That's why I'm a Jim Henson creation. She's a pro. I've never seen CGI in person. That's why I'm looking at you. CGI in real time is a bit off-putting. I have to be honest with you. I cannot break a green screen, Jesus. Two pop looks more human. It's a hologram. Right.

All right. So then they talk about how Scott has taken up golf, because Scott is a very famous bowler. And they spend 15 fucking minutes talking about bowling. Yes, they talk about bowling, which I didn't point of those clips to worry. Thank you. And then they get into golf,

because now that's what he's into. And of course, John here's the word golf, and he turns to Scott and says, how happy were you when I beat Tom Chiosano at golf? John, that's your life. You're happy about it. Why is Scott happy about it? I know that you guys both didn't like Tom

because he wouldn't pay you what you thought you were worth, but the fucking dumb thing to say. So then, John asks Scott if Howard ever paid him a compliment. Yeah, wasn't that a fucking amazing. This is interesting because Scott's answer is pretty revealing Scott seems to be having a better time with his history and his past than John is. It seemed to me like Scott had never once thought of that question. Correct. Yeah, he was just like, huh. And the best one was in the book, so. Yeah, okay.

What's in the book is not really a compliment. You would have to come up to you. So he goes in his book, Howard wrote, Scott is the best engineer I've ever worked with. Yeah. Now, how's that for a compliment? Pretty good. And then in the book, John says,

doesn't count. And I quote, watch in the book, doesn't count. Doesn't count. You have to say it to your face. And then I think, Scott goes, yeah, sure he's a compliment to me other times. I don't know. Yeah.

I didn't write it down. It was no popcorn tin, but. Yeah, I didn't perseverate on it for every moment of my life. It was the rest of my fucking days. So then Tommy plays one of my favorite pinball machines, devil's advocate. Yes.

Like I would write jokes for him and they would kill. And I would walk in the studio thinking he's gonna go, that was a great joke, thanks. Never. And he never said it to Jackie. I think he, yeah, I think he's given me off the account good comment but on the flip side though if he complimented you said oh great job great job then maybe you won't work his heart I mean I'm looking at it like

that was advocate like a business man well I'm like oh great job now you get content what a fucking retarget I can I point this out that there's nothing Howard could have done or said to John to make him happy? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's no way if he had given him a million dollars a year and told him every day how great he was John, but like he didn't even recognize how amazing I was for that show. It wasn't enough And if he really wrote those jokes that killed isn't that the highest compliment that he told him? Yes, and then the people laughed and responded to it. And also if he wrote funny jokes back then, why is he doing it now? What happened?

Why did he stop writing good jokes? No kidding. I had that accident. Oh, yeah, the whole thing of, of, of, I needed that. I would walk in the studio expecting Howard to turn to me and say, great job. Well, also I wonder on the flip side, did John walk in there and go Howard,

there was a great segment you just did? Like while way to turn my push up idea into radio gold, did he ever say that? Or you just say, I don't know why I'm not getting complimented for coming up with a push up challenge. Oh, and Tommy's whole thing of like, you get what you give. Yeah, well, right back.

Tommy's, exactly. Thank you give. Yeah, well, Tommy's like, exactly. Thank you. Thank you, sir. She's paying the price. Yeah. What he should have said is, why do you give a shit? Yes.

But what he does say is, don't tell your employees they're doing a good job because then they won't work as hard, which is fucking stupid. That's not a good strategy. Jesus Christ. What I do is I pay people way less than what they deserve and I tell them they suck every day.

That's how I get the most out of people. That's, you know, when you keep your employees in the dark as the one you give a shit. Yeah, that's when you get the best. That's when they want to come to work. I also punch them in the go-nads and that's it. Yeah. Just let them know in the box.

Yeah. Fuck you, buddy. Go know the boss. Yeah. Fuck you, buddy. Conan. So I wear a cop to the podcast. It's smart. You word quickly. Yeah, that's right. Unlike Vinnie, you never learn.

It's never figures it out. So this is one that you pointed out, Kroge is their old men doing the Google thing. Oh, if they get their Google images, we get to watch them Google things in real time. Oh, click over there. No, no, no, scroll. No, no, no, not that one.

No, no, click the other one. But above that, but next to that, no, the other above. So this is funny because when you do Google, Stuttering John, and you do an image search, there's a lot of unflattering things that show up. The thing they used was stuttering John memes. Was what they were searching. Memes. Bad idea.

Which yeah. A real bad idea. Yeah. From a quick round. Sorry. I could prove you wrong right now in the last interview, but I won't do that too. So right there, Chrissy Mayer owned Stuttering John. Yeah.

It's one of the images that they were like again. Where is it? Uh, down. There is a guy. Right there. So they're just, they're scrolling through and there's just like Chrissy Mayer all over. You know the John's blood is boiling. Yeah.

Yeah. He is not having this. It was up on the screen during this show right now. Yeah. Oh, love it. And they even point out, so you know big ad from 90 day fiance. Yeah. It's like one of those memes and people put his head on Sudden Ray John.

I think Sudden Ray John's like one of the funny things the devlers do and Rob the engineer guy even goes, yeah I saw they were using big ad and they pull up that phone. No, John's like, yeah, okay, I don't know. And they go, yeah, kind of, it's like if you were fat or you're like, I don't know. It's like, you're going to roll off your back, John. Yeah, you really? You really love seeing when we get into it here. So John does a joke that he put out on Twitter that he told to Shule during the time that he interviewed Shule. He does it again and laughs his ass off as if this is still funny and relevant.

What was the guy's name that did John Heine? John Heine, they did the after show thing and all that. Who created Jump to Shark, which is kind of ironic since Howard Shoe's Jump to Shark. You think? I don't know. I don't listen. I love how he barely chokes it out too.

But the laughter that he gives to everyone else know that that's a really funny thing that he just said. And no one's picking up on that. Like, well, yeah, I don't know. I still like this. You know, Scott, by the way, who you would think is a bitter guy based on what John says about Scott and his departure from the hour search show,

is not bitter at all. No. He's like, I think the show's still great Things interviews are fantastic. I like that one's their job work there for what 35 years or whatever That was the craziest thing is he comes off as a chill likable guy And there they always painted him as like being angry and fucking out of you know a lot of sorts all time But he's just like yeah, no, it's cool man. Yeah, I know I can't but old you more so it's cool golfing Yeah, it's cool. It's fine. Yeah, I'm not great at it, but I don't keep score. I'm just trying to get better. Yeah.

It just seems like he's enjoying his life. Well, this is interesting because there's a guy, sale-governally, who is on the Howard Stern Show. And there's a lot of things we can say about sale, but I'll say this, when they used to do the roasts, he had some of the best sets. He was really good at roast-style comedy. Yeah, and he would really bash Gary Del Barte like he kind of took that up after Stuttering John left and was really the guy that would go after Bob a boy, but in

Creative funny ways. Yeah, and this is an interesting thing that John says I've never heard before. Yeah, this is I love sound Because I love both of those. I just feed sound. Every time I'm sad would call and you know Give me something for booey. Give me something and then I would just write jokes for sound. Go, I do that. Do that. Do that. Do that. So, sell who used to he was a phone caller would call in and say to Stuttering John, give me some jokes to tell, please Stuttering John. And then Stuttering John would say, okay, here are three amazing jokes that I've written just for you.

And you go on the air and then he puts out through and then Sal will tell these amazing jokes. Because Jen likes to spread the wealth as we know. Oh yeah, everyone to be a star. There's nothing he loves more than someone else. Yeah, getting the spot. He was in his material. Please have a piece of my pie. Yeah, but to better the product. He's

not looking to better himself. He wants, you know, he's like a rhythm player. He wants it. He's like, here's a bunch of jokes. And can I lend you money? You'll have to pay me back. Yeah. And I mean, the, if one were just to take this as a claim, like, okay, this is the claim. The evidence against it is fucking stunning by the fact that Sal the stockbrookers has been on the Howard Stern Show for almost 20 years and has consistently been a writer's consistently on the air. And he still does jokes.

Yes. Stuttering John, as we documented, does none of that. He isn't set a funny thing in fucking decades if ever. He's shit to the politics and he can't even talk politics It's insane and for him to be like yeah, I wrote all that funny stuff really Well then why is he still doing all funny stuff and you aren't doing shit? Yeah, John the problem with your lies that there's too much evidence out there now that prove you to be lying Yeah, if you're gonna make a a claim like that, you gotta have something to back it up.

And when the fucking, just a bird's eye view was like, well, yeah, this is obvious fucking bullshit. Then what the fuck are we doing here? Like if I talked about all the gold medals I want in track, yeah, and if it comes over, it's like, Carl, you're club fucking fun, and I'm like, I know, but you gotta think my word has the rules to track with different backing, I was saying.

Yeah. Jesus Christ. All right, so then this is funny because Tommy is so out of it. They're talking about how Richard Christie's is this great drummer and they used to play in death and not always in this band called Chard Walls of the Damned.

And they're even saying like, he's a death metal drummer and they go, Chard Wall of the Damned and Tommy goes, is that an alternative band? Like, no, it's death metal. What do you mean, is that alternative? Oh, I didn't know. It's like, what's your role here? What do you know?

What's going on? What do you think alternative? What do you think alternative? That has been like an actual classification for a long time. I thought, okay, yeah. He is not of this earth, man. There's a lot of evidence. There's more coming, too. He is not of this Earth, man. There's a lot of evidence.

There's more coming, too. Now that we have this theory going, I'm starting to buy into it. All right, so then John says that him and Scott, the engineer are really good buddies who have never had a fight, which is a lie. We've never, I don't think we've ever had an argument, right? Probably did, but I don't even remember it like this.

Nobody, even when I would go in the studio. All right, John claims that they never had an argument, even out air, there was never an argument. Now, if you guys don't remember, what happened when John got the tonight show gig is that Scott leaked the audition tapes where he was pronouncing a Pamela or Andersen. I mean, we've already played that stuff. I just one quick search on YouTube, but I found this video and it starts right off with

precisely what we're talking about here. Because you guys asked for it the other day. This is Stuttering John. Yeah. When John got so mad at Scott for giving us this tape. Scott getting one last, you know, he took so much shit from John. John was like, yeah, that's not perfect.

And Scott goes, how dare you? All the pranks you played on me. He made Scott's life miserable. So everyone knows about this. That John was a dick to Scott all the time. And they hated each other. And now, John's gonna make like, I don't even think, we always just the time. And they hated each other. And now, Judd's gonna make like, I don't even think we always just got along.

We're always best buddies. I don't remember anything going on in our relationship. It's just, again, you can't lie about things that everyone knows about. So ridiculous. All right, this is where Judd started smoking other people's drugs, which is always fun. Judd like interrupts the conversation.

Yeah. To see if he can like, hey, can I start getting high now? I'm not wasted enough on your show, as it is. Oh man, that's good. What I had to do. Where is the weed, bud? It's very nice to hear.

It's just like really strong. No. I got one of those at home. Yeah, it's syndicate. Indicate, yeah. Indicate, put you sleep. Uh oh. Not him.

No, I don't like Indicate. Well, that's in he just said it was I can't tell the difference. I he said it's so TV. I can't tell the difference. I can't. I got my weak card and everything until it hits you later. Wait, you don't even know what the fuck it is. No, no, I'm telling you it's indica and for me, you know, everybody's different. It can bellows you out more than Sativa. Yeah, you're going to. But like to me with my body, it feels pretty much the same. I mean, you have Sativa. No, I got Indica. No, no, no, no. The pipe,

the pipe I have, the liquid is Indica, but the stuff you had is, do you still have more of that? Yes, I do. Okay, yes. I wait. Now what's right about that is it comes right after, oh, you still bearing your house. What kind of beer you got? And then an hour later, you got to still got that weed, right? What kind of weed is it? Because I'm a smoked no shitty weed.

If you're going to give me free weed, it better be the kind of weed that I like. Because I'm not going to smoke no bullshit. And then Scott, like he kind of laughs and looks down like you can see he's very muse by this Yes John I have the type of weed that you enjoy that I'm gonna give you for free Well, you're saying my house of free while you drink on my beer Yes, John. I'm still regretting all my decisions. Yeah, you being with me. When do we get Scott the engineer on this show soon? I want to hear about that night that happened after this interview. Yeah, John's already wasted

Shit house drunk night that happened after this interview. Yeah. John's already wasted. Shit, how strong. And he's planning ahead to drinking way more and smoking weed back at his house. He hit that thing four times while he was asking about what it was. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And not even, they opened the conversation with what it was and he didn't even hear it. Yeah.

First, he says, I don't like it in to go. Yeah. Hit. Yeah. Where does it again? You said, Mr. Tiva, no, I just told you, was it the cop while you were hitting him. Yeah, I don't like this. I don't like it at all.

Yeah. What is it again? Oh, it's so stupid. By the way, Vic, I need to borrow your car, but what kind of car do you have? Because I'm not gonna borrow no shitty car. You better have a nice car that I can fucking borrow. By the way, I'm using all your gas

and I'm meeting all the snacks out of your fucking console How much gas isn't that tank? Yeah, I have to give you 20 bucks. Yeah, I got places to do that seriously. I have to put more gas into it Speaking of barking orders. This is where John starts barking orders at Tommy's employee Now John is just a guest on the show, but you wouldn't know that Imagine if John a have a power what he would do to abuse it You could just tell what an asshole he is with this clip Like sour patch kids now and everything hey fucking good. Stonehead pull us Everybody's normal but me on iTunes and pull up. I don't know Produced that I fucking credit him

in on my album He's born out. How do you like that shit Scott see? You know, I take care of my peeps. Yeah How so in John's mind he goes Scott helped me Produce one of the songs on my second album I'm doing it the way a normal person would and I'd love to play some of that for you because he produced it, I wrote it, and played it. So, maybe we can play that. And then he acts like he was doing Scott a favor by letting him produce a song for his album.

And then it's right through that, it's admitted that he paid him nothing for that. It was a favor. Meanwhile, insulting everyone. Yes. We were all going, hey, sugar tits, let's get this bucket. Scott looks embarrassed by this whole thing. And it was a conversation from like 10 to 15 minutes prior.

They'd mentioned it, they brought it up, they'd put it in the box, and they'd put it in the box. Everything everyone yes, we were going hey sugar kids. Let's get this bucket Scott looks embarrassed by this whole thing And it was a conversation from like 10 to 15 minutes prior Right, they'd mention it. They brought it up. They moved on to something else And then it just popped in his mind they were talking about something totally different And he's there's hey asshole bring up that song what are you waiting for and he's obsessed He brings it up over and over again as they've tried and he's like talking to Scott He's trying to move the conversation on he's giving up. We're trying to talk. Yeah, Tommy's just talking to Scott for the last hour. Oh, yeah, John's just interrupting Oh God

embarrassed and and also you have to admit because there's about 30 minutes of this that I don't think we pulled many clips from where Tommy starts talking about News stories that are going on there was an assassination attempt on George W. Bush. I'm like, why are you asking these people about any of this? He brings up a news story, neither of the guests are heard of it. So then he brings up a pay-walled article. Yeah, they can't even read it.

And they start reading the first paragraph until the part where the pay-wall notice is bringing out a blah, blah, blah. And then he goes, yeah, blah, blah, blah. Well, they try to kill the ex-president. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, what do you guys think about that? And they're like, wow. Yeah, yeah. How about that? And then they bring up, he brings up Johnny Depp and both of them go, yeah, you know, I'm not following that story.

I don't really know anything what's going on with Johnny Depp and Amber Hurro not following the trial or anything like that And then a very drunk Stuttering John Pulls out an anecdote about Johnny Depp so just because he heard the word Johnny Depp He has to say this but this is not how our normal person talks This is the great thing about Johnny Depp well first of all, I don't know if you know this Thomas I I don't know if you know this, Thomas. I, like I, you know, when I had my album, like, you know, the first one that you didn't, you know, help producing the album.

In 1994, I was playing in LA, it's per bounty album, and I played at the Roxy first, and then we went to the Viper Room. Johnny Depp helped unload the equipment. I mean, I did a show at the Viparum. And then John's conclusion from that is Johnny Depp's a great guy, I believe him and Amber herds a liar. To which Scott says, and he didn't know or follow any of this, Scott says, we don't know what happened in their relationship, just because he helped you have moved shit one time. Doesn't mean he's like the greatest guy

in the face of the earth, you know, idea. Just, no, no, no, I have it all figured out. Johnny Depp's the best. Yeah. Because he acknowledged me one time. And then he talks about a time he called into the show. And he's like, oh, I can tell. I mean, he was on the phone an hour ago, I can tell.

It's like, okay, all right, great. Yeah. I don't think John remembers anything that happened in his life because here's another example of Scott totally disagreeing with what John is telling great. Yeah, I don't think John remembers anything that happened in his life because here's another example of Scott Totally disagreeing with what John is telling us. Yeah, and this is with James Brown You were right next to God. I played drums for James Brown and he hated that I couldn't I played drums No, and then they threw you out and they brought me in Dude, how much were you bet on this? And then he was yelling at me because I didn't know how,

you know, I wasn't. Yeah, and I went back to playing drums. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I couldn't have, but he was just fucking, I didn't know. I couldn't have. That could have been the thing that Scott just said, that could have happened, I don't know. And here's the funny thing about that,

Scott was a drummer. Correct. And they would have Scott play the drums very poorly on the air for a common defect. That was the whole fucking point. And Tommy says, Scott is a beast of a drummer. He goes, I know, because I try to take a lot of things once. And Scott, to great terms, like, Scott's got a great drummer.

Oh, man. And what do you think's that? No, and Scott's the first to tell you. Yeah. He didn't play drums for 20 years, and then he practiced for a week so he could make it through wipeout without the drum breaks. OK breaks okay all right so then we finally get to John's band the song that he wanted to play yeah he's pretending that he's playing it for Scott's sake yeah Scott produced it but really he just wants to show off how cool is bad used to be

now go to track 12 what you didn't say track 12. What is that? I said, I don't know. Go to 12. Oh, but. Yeah, all right. So bad. Yeah, beginning of the beginning.

I thought it was too bad. It's the preview. Yeah. You remember fucking doing this? Yeah. So bad. Good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you remember fucking doing this yeah So bad good car working with the John my favorite music What's more on it too in the guitar or the vocals? And he just insisted they played the song and you can tell it're just like, ah, we don't have to play it though. Right.

Oh my god. Dude, if I heard that, I would give a guy a dollar to stop playing. Yeah. Just stop, please. Shut your fucking mouth. So the best part about this whole part is how insecure John gets after that. And he needs reassurance from Tommy. Uh-oh. But then I got your promotion.

It does sound good, right? It sounds great. Yeah. But I got your promotion. It does sound good right? Sky sounds great. I did two more contractions to lead in the harmony. It's great. It's beautiful. You hate it, don't you? No, I like the guitar. The guitar sounds great. And by the way, the guitar I did was that a tune a tune Scott you can hear it like sometimes First guy to ever get cut off on a podcast like holy shit You've been over served By the way, I was funny today, right wasn't I good today didn't you think I was you fucking hate me? By the way, Vic, I was funny today, right? Wasn't that good today? Didn't you think I was good?

You fucking hate me, don't you? Why are you hating so much, Vic? I'm gonna cry now. Vic, what did I tell you? We have to reassure Croj, or you get to very upset. Oh, of course. Tell him he's great. Produce a Chris Sucks though.

I'm gonna have to create that, right? All right, can you guys guess why John golf's? And, let's, Vic, can you guess why John likes to go golfing? Well, because the walking, you know, you just loves the walk. Very, very wrong. Producer Chris, you got some this one.

Why John likes to go golfing? So he can have no but celebrities. It's, it's two, it was too obvious. I think guys. I don't even like the only reason, I don't know. Well, obviously't even like the only reason I don't know Well, obviously not you the only reason I play golf is a drink because I'm never gonna be great at it. I don't have a chance

No, cuz you're wasted That's weird cuz you and I don't golf right both drinking. Yeah, there's other ways to drink Besides play golf I like play golf so I can drink. Besides playing golf. I like playing golf so I can drink. Why do you sit home every night? Oh, so I can drink. Yeah. Huh? Why do you go to the pub? So you golf at home. Why do you have a show called Bear on the Belkini? Right. Everything he does is so he can drink. Shameless. Got to love it. All right. So now he's talking about, we only have a few more clips to get through, I know it's too much, it's too much.

We're talking about how he was on Arty's podcast, Arty Lang's podcast, and he's complaining about how Arty was late to his own show. And Scott says something here, it's a little passive aggressive, but I enjoyed it, because it tells you a lot about what he thinks about, said, are you John? And then, you know, then I'd do his podcast the next time. He is not even, then

his podcast is out his house, you know, he's an hour late and sounds like something else I know. What it start with a J. No, but he's scoring something. Oh, okay. It's different when he's in our late- to his podcast. He's late for the Rock Rees and Jads late for the right-rehears. Okay, well that makes sense. It's different when I do it. There we go.

All right, so now we talk about Gilbert Godfried and again, Tommy the Space said, I guess that news is to get to his whole planet yet Think about Gilbert was I didn't I didn't even know Gilbert died. Yeah, he was the best No, I fucking hate the news. I fucking hate it. I really I hate it I don't even I turn on for like an hour and morning, you know, just to see what's going on I can't stand the same. Well, do you? Wow Guys, I didn't know about this big new story because I hate the news. I only Do I prefer an hour every day right and he's bringing up news reports while they're doing this show that have nothing to do with anyone I'm the show. Yeah

I just hope Tommy's cool with us because we could get anyone on the show. Yeah, that's shocking. Talking about it. Unfuckin' boy. I just hope Tommy's cool with us because we could get wiped out. Yeah, probed. Probed. Probed, yeah. You want to get your A-ness probe? Fuckin' Tommy.

Fuckin' Tommy and fight down. There was one point in this, kind of apropos of nothing, where Tommy brings up his coding background. Over and over and he says, I'm a coder. Because of a coder. I was like, but then he says, I have access to YouTube source code. Yes.

And, based on the source code, he knows what they're censoring. I do pull all that because it gets like, what are you talking about? He goes, yeah, yeah, look at the source code. There's 3,000 lines of code. And sometimes they're censoring bullying and other times It's about trans rights. I'm like what are you talking about? Yeah

Well, I'm not a second. Wow. I just realized something He might have access to the source code of YouTube. How else does he have 500,000 views and all these Oh YouTube And all these bot comments Oh, he should have guys mad YouTube Dude, this is all coming This all makes sense, so he probably is a coder Holy shit He probably connects with his head into the computer Like, Drup?

Yeah Just retinus scan Retinus scan, isn't it? Just thinks it into existence He probably figured out how to write a Python script That was like, wow, one view YouTube video, which goes link on it, and then let it run in fraternity.

It's amazing. Could I hire someone to do that for me? Well, they got to have access to the YouTube source code, like Tommy does over here. That was such a weird thing, because he looked over his guys like, well, you know what I'm a coder, you know what I mean? Yeah.

It's got, it's not anything. Yeah. It's weird. He's not anything. Yeah, okay. It's weird. He should get access to the Twitter source code and clean up that fucking bio. Maybe make it a complete sentence. You don't even need the source code for that. No, yeah, no, you just need the password.

That's why you need to do that. All right, two more clips. This is my favorite clip by fire. So we talked about how Ray Leota just died. So when this was recorded, it was the day that Ray Leota passed away. And it we talked about how Ray Leota just died. So when this was recorded, it was the day that Ray Leota passed away. And it was weird because Ray Leota seemed like a pretty healthy guy. I know he was a smoker for a long time. And you know, he just kind of like was in the middle of a project. He had a bunch of things going on and then just

died in his sleep. Yeah. And so they're wondering how that happened. You know, Ray Leota die today. Yeah, right? The Ode yeah, he was he was in Dominican Republic. What the fuck happened? It has to be alcohol because I Think it was an alcohol dies from alcohol. I mean Right we could all do alcohol D and alcohol. Yeah, but we're drawing kill you. It's the only drug that can actually kill you Remember has you could have too much alcohol to little kill you. It's the only drug that can actually kill you. You can have too much alcohol to little kill you. John. It's just odd. It's odd because he had just finished three movies.

Hey, this is water. It's fucking causing. And he was in the... Yeah, it's affecting you like water, what I can tell. Yeah. It's just like water. You sound drowned. Look at how many FTCs he has in front of him. Well, this is the final stage because there's a bunch of empties back by Scott and Scott was clinking them around for comic effect. Thank you, Scott.

Then there's a bunch of empties in front of John. Then there's one in his hand that he's actively slugging from. And then you can see there's the 18 pack of course, light by his feet, which is funny because they brought out a bucket with ice with sick cold beers in it for the three hour interview thinking, you know, that's your beer expert. I mean, I don't think you'll have something to take home with you. He had it on doggy bag please. In the first half hour, he was through the first six because he really did it the first bunch real quick and then he kind of slowed down a bit, but was consistent. but was consistent. So I was trying to figure out, and maybe Vic, I'd love to hear your opinion on this.

Is this denial or is this stupidity? Great question. Adam Corolla would sometimes play a clip of somebody saying something false and be like, stupid or liar. Yes. And so that's my question. Stupid or liar.

It's neither because it's confidence. It's like, I've, he's drank so much that he thinks he should have died if it was possible by now. Oh, that's a good theory Yeah, if you could die from alcohol, I would have 15 years ago. Yeah, that's what Johnson. Oh you lose That's a good boy Just the idea that he's like who and then he's like yeah, you can overdose an alcohol I was like what are you talking about? Yeah, the idea that he knows you could overdose an alcohol is crazy.

Yeah. Tommy goes, well, you can die from withdrawals, which will never be John's problems. Is it, yeah, that's a different thing. That's a whole thing. If John wakes up in the drug tank after DWI, and they don't recognize the problem, one way, he could go into toxic shock

and be fucking toasted. That's very true. And then Scott says, also prolonged use over time could cause this. Yeah, health issues. It's a racist. Yeah. But John was just in the hospital months ago from this fucking shit.

From the quiet. Why is he even making a argument at all? He had a lot of thing with Throttle. And John is the reason, and this is true. Hospitals have beer. And they will, if you show up and you start going into withdrawal, they will stick a label on it with your name on it and you were beer and let you drink it because it will fucking see.

Did they have vodka? As long as it's not an IPA. And John is like, what kind of beer is it though? Because I'm not drinking no shit. You better have the kind of beer that I like, doctor. Jesus Christ. I can't believe that that was John's response to maybe Ray Leo to died from alcoholism. And his response is that does not exist.

What you just said died from alcoholism does not exist. And no offense, the guys are music fan. Like dude, you had to have stumbled upon a monster. I'm not a monster. Yeah. A trillion people. Behind the music used to play 24-7. You had a stumble on at some point, you know what I mean?

What was he thinking? Like are we too hydrated? Yeah, exactly Fucking asshole he choked out his old vomit cuz he had to flew that day Everyone does that's right. It's okay. My vomit. You're vomit. Whatever. It's delicious Jesus Christ All right, this is the last the last clip because it's just Tommy not knowing how words work again It's always fun.

I know you guys. I knew what I said to you. Look, I can't. You know, he's the best. Yeah, it's great guy. Very nice guy. Very down to earth. That's where you behind the stick you are, too.

Behind the stick. I will tell nobody. I will tell nobody. What's the speed? All right, John. Thank you very much. Again. I know.

He's got too many bills in the scene. Yeah. Sticky. Comment your comedians. Sticky. Sticky. What a phone. Sticky.

Sticky. Well, John doesn't know anything. What's in that clip? Holy shit. And what's great is Scott is in the background. So he says it wrong. And then Scott over and over again, into the microphone is going to stick.

It's stuck. He says, stick. That's what he said. He said, he said, he did say, stick. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, stick. But Scott saying the word over and over again. And John's just like, what does that mean? He gets off like, what is that?

What do you mean I was stuck? What do you talk? I was stuck. I was stuck in my ass. Stick isn't even that way off, because behind the stick is just being on the job. So, there you go. There you go.

He was right twice. There you go. To John's zero. But he was so proud of us that we're playing matchmaker. He's like, I knew you guys would get along. Scott the engineer and Tommy are now BFFs. And to John. Better not develop, he'll get jealous.

You're right. Yeah, and there's that great moment where he's like, oh yeah robin. I would this is like a dream come true for us We listen to you guys for years like really the guy to answer the phones and the guy that cut the tape like all right And they spent a bunch of time We get into like how they edited the tape which actually thought was really fucking interesting Yeah, but then they got into like how the microphones over the years when they changed mics and I lead to this and that And that went on for fucking Way too long all the like non sports talk the fucking bowling and the golf and they just went on and on about these fucking

Boring as topics. Yeah, there was a there was a time when I was like tell me why is this interview still going on? Yeah on his blackout drunk Scott engineer has never been interesting. He's like famously known as not being interesting No shit. No shit. They're carrying out a conversation about interesting. He's like famously known as not being interesting. Yeah, no shit. And they're carrying on a conversation about Amber Hurd and turns up your blush like what's going on right now? Now, when they're talking about Arty, John has to go on and on about Arty's demons and on anyway. So psychoanalysts,

thuddering John accused Arty of being drunk during the dad's accident. Oh, yeah. I picked up on that too. He's guilty because he was drunk. And he's supposed to be with his dad. The day his dad fell off the ladder and I might be a reminder to strong I thought he was a teenager when that I thought so too and he wasn't there I mean he wasn't I was supposed to be on the job with no no no I mean I mean he did feel survivors guilt But a lot of people with tragedies and her family feel survivors guilt right he wasn't drunk during the thing

He was a teenager. I mean this idea. There's like oh, yeah He was drunk and said it there and then he blamed himself and got drunk, or like, yeah, no. You just like me and drunk, and you see drunk everywhere. I wanted to do some research on that. I didn't have a chance to do it. Yeah.

The same thing happened to me when I heard that. I was like, I remember already talking about the story, and that's not what was said. But he was young, because he would talk about being in school and coming home and helping with his dad and stuff. I mean, he's, yeah, whatever. Anyway, my final tally for a three hour interview was 11

core lights. Wow. Empty. And we say he dabbles. He most certainly does that. Yeah. Guys killing it. Not in silver bullets.

And I was like, oh, I should put that in like a BAC calculator and see what's doing. But like, who even gives a shit? The fucking mostly of the BAC. Oh God. He's black out drunk. He shit faced drunk. He can't wait to go back and drink Scotts beer and fucking smoke

more Scotts weed and shit. And the guy is just a fucking embarrassment. Yeah. It's embarrassing. He doesn't have to be. No, and it's a bear is like, he doesn't have to be. No, what do you mean? No, this is necessary. He's going back to Scott's place.

Scott has weed and beer. It's like you could just like not drink on Tommy's show and do a show and then go back and drink. No, you made it so badly. Dude, I had a lot of experience with this. Go home and drink. Yes. And then you don't have to bury yourself

without the webcam's out. You can, bury yourself on front of yourself, but you don't have to fucking fall out and shit for another people people. Just look come on. I think that's it all time producer Chris doing right now. Come on What are we doing here? I'll tell you what we're doing here It's time for everyone's favorite game show To catch a Daubler this man knows segues are you ready to play?

to catch a Dabler this man knows segues are you ready to play? To catch a Dabler I sure am Cardiff Did I don't know if you know this Joe Rogan used the N word over 20 times on his show in the past over 20 times and Compared an African American neighborhood to looking like planet of the apes. This has resurfaced. Joe Rogan is not only an anti-vaxxer steroid-taking blockhead. He's also a racist prick. Now in Spotify had any balls. What did John say next? Here are your choices.

One, they would remove Joe Rogan from their platform. Next, they would put me on that show to debate him. See, they would listen to me and Neil Young and others and fire this prick. Four, they would walk away from this blockhead. There are lots of others shows to fill the void like me, but I'm not sure I would do it. Finally, they would force this racist fuck face to apologize to all the African Americans in America. I like that one the best. Alright, everyone is saying three. I saw you make a move on that one.

The whole thing, listen to what is a me and Neil Young and the others. It's bait. I know it's bait. I know it's bait. I want to point it so fucking bad. All right, you're going with that, Crosh. I guess, yeah.

I'm going to go five just because it's fucking hilarious. That's a funny one. I have to go four. Oh, we are lots of other shows. All right, Vic, what do you think? Oh, fuck. I'm going one just to, it is three, but I'm just gonna go one.

Yeah, straight forward. You don't wanna win, right? Yeah. Yeah, she wins too much. I win too much. Yeah, she's getting bored with that. Oh, thank you. Catch a dap-word. She wins too much. I win too much. Yeah, she's getting bored with that Cash a

Did I don't know if you know this Joe Rogan used the N word over 20 times on his show in the past over 20 times and Compared an African American neighborhood to looking like planet of the apes. Not in spas joke. This has resurfaced. Joe Rogan is not only an anti-vaxxer steroid-taking blockhead. He's also a racist prick. Now, in Spotify, had any balls.

Tune in next week to WTP. I'm just kidding. That's my not. They would remove Joe Rogan from their platform. Fix accidentally one. What the fuck? That was it? That's all for this week. Come back next week.

Congratulations. Congratulations. Thank you find out if you can fix a man and us It's a humble humble cow A dapur You got me, Gardeath, you got me good I really thought it was free That really was bait Totally Ahhh

What can I ever win anything? You know it's funny because I can just listen to these out of time. I totally win, I just started doing that. I didn't start cheating more in life. That's my problem. I think two-honest, I think is the issue. Well, as Stuttering John says that you say, if you win cheating, you ain't trying. All right.

What have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about Tommy, the space alien allegedly. We talked about Tony Michaels podcast, the Gears podcast, which teaches you about funnels and customers, and how customers can be in a funnel of customers that turn into your customers.

We talked about Patrick Michael. Mr. Magenta had an amazing, Opie song parody. We got back on the train of Scott the Engineer and Southern John Melendez. So you know what that means. It's time for every favorite part of the show. Oh, Jesus.

Oh, Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. So this is a we do the midweek show now

So this is what we're doing and Wednesday show which comes out on Thursday guys follow this And we're gonna have Eric Zane join us and I have to pull a clip of this guy, because we'll be covering. Babble, babble, babble. That's right. Ba- radio coming up this Wednesday. If you're watching live or Thursday, wherever you get podcasts, and you can check that out. Crows, thanks so much for coming over.

Oh, my pleasure. Anything that you want to promote my friend. I do, I have two plugs today. Okay, first I'm gonna be raising funds for my Washington DC trip, get over to MonsterEnergy.com slash where are these podcasts? For that. And second, I'm gonna be on the subreddit later and I am the monkey in the box.

I'm gonna show you, man. We're gonna be awesome. Vic, anything you want to promote? Of course, I'll be starting my own podcast for like, Klingk, Stuttering John's Bottles for an hour. I like that. How many do you think you could fit between your cleavage there? Just two. Just two. For a bit. I'm that. How many do you think it could fit between your cleavage there? Just two. I'm humble. Do you have any house and Shane songs you want to sing for the class?

I'll take that as a no. Hey, Vic, that's what I got in the mail. Oh The bikini by Calvacuini. That's so exciting. I'm waiting for an accessory or two So I won't probably wear it on this week's creep off but I think next week's creep off I'm gonna be extra creepy yeah this is gonna be the creepiest off that anyone's ever seen so disgusting I know you shave everything except your pubes oh yes vomit vomit inducing That is the trick right there. Vic knows. I, Browse, included. I'm with you, man. You can buy a nice wig too.

You make it fun to L.A.P. Because I know one will Smith. Oh, not stand for that. I would never. You want to piss off the fresh prince over there? I was making a pink Floyd reference. What can I tell you? Please, Jordan's again this week as we find out what's for

who are these podcasts sleep well every pony. Starting in the most this of morning radio. Get out and show these old white cow. Okay, great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. Checking in with the separate it we find blaze three commenting on episode 319, Jizz talking.

This was the greatest, grossest, and most horrendous podcast all in one. Thanks Kevin, well done, Turbo 749. Pat Dixon had a slow start but turned into a decent co-host. I suspect if he comes back he'll get better and better. Deeply unprincipled. Yep, he surprised me actually. I thought you would be terrible, but he knew exactly what to do as a W-A-T-P guest. Ralph Mollman Mellish has a two-word review. But Lino, the Wolfpack rights, the reveal of Opie's mirrors was legit, laugh out loud, funny. Tom Greens may have cracked the case.

I think the guy who offered to fix the scratch also was the one who did it. And regarding Episode 320, Maddox and Haley Mancini, popular bat notes, the way Maddox talks got increasingly feminine over time. As if he can't shake off his Maddox voice he sometimes does on stream, outside command. The banana personality has taken over whatever's left. Corgan art agrees, the banana just consumes and overtakes him like Venom. Sometimes the banana's voice creeps out, Gigi Gilman. Maddox long descended into the stuttering John's state of his career in entertainment,

a weird guy with a history of failed attempts at suing, who lives in a dingy apartment, and is still trying to coast by on the fumes of his so-called, Glory Days. And over at YouTube, JJ has this to say about OP. I used to think he didn't care where he broadcasted from. Then, over time, I realized these were thought out and good ideas in his mind. Chipotle, man. Brother Man is really killing it these days. Carl Ruiz would be proud. Heroing tales of side of the street parking is pure entertainment genius.

They don't call him the destroyer for nothing. Hydro Morph 1-4. Whenever I find myself laughing too hard at Jim or Anthony, I just switch over to Obi and and the humor disappears like magic. Opie is perfect to listen to just before you go to court or funeral. Morgan Freeman's favorite freckle, Opie went from being Howard to being a member of the Wackback, and we wrap up with some Tony Michaels comments. Thomas J writes,

A food show with no food or eating. This man is a creative genius. Midnight Slider Ugh. Tony might be the most spreadable condiment in the entire Slob section. Tony's got some hot political tags to make up for it. Chimp in a bow tie. I know as I watch Tony, I'm going to need a pair of tires to uncrow my toes, but I can't look away. And Max Powers plays us out with all the charisma of Stuttering John's Dirty Footernales.

We feel, we feel, we feel, we feel... With Vic. Vic, vic, vic, vic. Vic, we have any new reviews to go through this week? You do, you got like four. Oh, shit. Now, did you listen to the ones that Casey Rad from this past episode? No, but I look at the dates.

Yeah, okay. It's the dates. So that there are since Wednesday? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right, I'm nervous. Let's see what happens. This one's called Hot Chicks.

Okay. That sounds nice. By Gary C20, he said, podcast is a bunch of middle-aged nerds trying to impress the two hot chicks who show up at the end. The cow and the chicken make it worth listening to the earlier part of every show. Oh, and Jen from the jingle department and Gary from San Diego's wife sounds hot too.

Did you write that one, Vic? No, that sounds like either you or Casey wrote that one. I guess it's a five star review. That is a five star. Well, thank you for being the hot chicks that we all wait to, I couldn't even wait today. Brought you right to find the show. But I was hot.

Sorry, did you used to be there was a time. Yeah. There was a time when you and Andy ruled the school. Yeah. Long gone. That's the crime. All right. This next one is making fun of idiots by Captain Giggle bottom.

They say hilarious podcast. The reason it has three stars is because of a lot of people nowadays have downs. It's true. Yeah. It's some ways. Yeah. Is that a five star? That is a five star. Wow. We're crossing it lately. Yeah. This next one is Ugh by Mugs. They say, can't come up with ideas of their own, so it's just criticize other people's work. I have a response to that. Fuck you! Is that a one-star review, back? It is.

Alright, that's not cool. That's not what I wanted to hear. And this last one is... I think this is the most exciting one to watch a movie. You guys know what it's that? I can totally tell what it's at once. I can tell it's exciting. Like, oh, listen to this one. Yeah, that's her towel.

That is her towel. It's almost like she enjoys shooting on you. Yeah. What did that start? Yeah. All right. Could you imagine if she had the chance to shoot on you in front of your family?

Would that be fucking funny? I think that happened. Oh, yeah, that's right. I think that happened in Nashville. No, it did happen. I should uncarl to his brother without Carl even being there. Did you did you think it was me? A lot of people were talking to my brother as if it was me. No. I got a graph. I honestly thought that it was only you in Chicago, but apparently your brother was there. Yes, he was, yeah. Didn't know.

But you never saw them in the same room at the same time, right? Right, right. I have to go to the phone booth over there. Then the other guy would come out. Yeah, nice. So he wasn't in line for free BJ. That's why you didn't see him in Chicago. Yeah.

He was on the other end of the glory hall. Yeah. Yeah. He went the KC line. Sorry. Carl, is that you. By the way, couple of these live shows. A lot of fun. A lot of fun being at. I don't know what we're selling, but one more. Oh, you got one more. It said one of the podcasts ever. One of the podcasts. Tommy. That's pretty good.

He says, y'all are really cool and so brave. Wow. Can't listen anymore, though. I'm not smart enough to get the jokes. That's a good one. I guess that's a five-star. It's a one. Oh, what?

What? So wait, we're two and two this week? Yeah, two and two this week. That's not you went some you lose some. All right, everyone's talking about a discord. So I'll just address it real quick. So there was a an issue earlier this week between Pat Dixon and Geno Biscanti. Now Pat Dixon had just hosted the show with me last week on. Yeah. Geno's been on the show before. And so both friends at WTP apparently, Geno had Pat's axe on his show in Hot Water.

And he did that just to fuck with Pat. And so Pat went to Sullivan's, the bar across the street from Cap Island Media, where everyone hangs out and sucker punched him. And Geno, not Geno's like, teeth loose. Oh my God. He like, he was bleeding and like, loose. Oh my God. He was bleeding and like he hit him really hard. And it was funny because Anthony doesn't know what to do

with this kind of thing. He doesn't want to like manage people. But they're both employees. They're both, they're both at their own shows on compound media. So Pat has been suspended from compound media for assaulting Gino Bisconti. And it's a big controversy. And if you want to learn more about it,

someone that Alex just posted, Chrissy Mayer did a really nice job of summing up her take on the whole situation because as Pat mentioned, she used to date Pat. She knows a little bit about being Pat's ex girlfriend. So when she's not destroying, stuttering John on the internet. Yes, she's also talking about that.

Can you imagine someone bringing your ax on a podcast and make it funnier? Can you even picture that? No, I can't even believe that. Yeah, great. All right, so the co-partographer columnist is the show. And he actually did.

Let me see if I can. Yeah. I've wrote down a grab just this week. Master of. I don't think I grabbed his this week. I apologize Wait, it's up me out though. That's pretty good I did write a note down. I have to remember to give Paco credit for the Lewis J Gomez clip Thank you Paco for sending me the clip. We really appreciate it. God forbid. I wouldn't credit fucking Paco We're doing one goddamn And Carl played my clip and he did every say good job. I was expecting a job Paco. Did he say it? No, he never said it

We love you Paco. I'm just joking sure he put it in the subreddit, but what's in the subreddit? Don't count He made a movie about it, but that doesn't count Hey Carl. This is Gary Indiana from San Diego how he made a movie about it that doesn't count at all this is gary indiana from sandy a go and practice worked a lot of the elements of that pretty good and tripping pretty good

call why aren't we talking about master on call me back Carl, why aren't we talking about Mastodon? Call me back. The Amiga! The Gloss of the Sun! One of my favorite alternative bands, the Bass of the Sun. Yeah, good point. We used to play a lot of bass in the show.

We've got to leave it from it, I'll bring it back. That's a really good point. We used to play a lot of basketball in the show. We've got to wait for it. I'll bring it back. That's that's a really good idea. All right. So I've been talking about Limerick's for some reason. I don't know why I like these, but this is someone calling in with Limerick take one. That once was a stuttering break. Who's penis spelled worse than he's

on and on. That wasn't it. Swinging a miss for Voner Guy 69. Shout out again. He went, take to, I totally went and fuck it up this time. That once was a stuttering prick whose feet smelled worse than his dick. As he chugged on cause lights while smelling like shite, his hypocrisy made us all sick.

Very good. Now I know you're talking about the first I was confused. No, it makes perfect sense. Hey, Carl, you would paneling having skateboarding poser buck tooth chipmunk having the riser. No good, nothing. Nothing, Gary, from San Diego. He's trying to be like Richard Christie's father on meth.

It's enough. And who's uglier? Vic? A producer Chris. Oh, I'm back with your answer. I'm uglier. I've been with the both, so I won't say. I've only been with one, but I won't say which. Oh, well, you were in line for that glory hole, so it was producer Chris is the answer. I like when I beat you to something. I know.

I know. I'm happy. It makes me happy. When the Gary from San Diego Army, or too long, we have a lot of Tarley poop to make drives against hot testing. No longer will we sit back to the low hot Tarley insult our people. There is nowhere to hide. hot Carla insult our people. There is nowhere to hide You will feel our wrath justice will be done. You have until is it tons of a clay conformal apology to Gary and Judy or you will suffer the consequences

Vic you said your husband's going into Intel or yeah, can I phone in a favor on this one? Yeah, can you fight robots? Okay, I think that was Tommy's brother and I phoned in a favor on this one. Can you fight Robo? Okay. I think that was Tommy's brother. I think this is a warning. I don't know if you guys know who Edgar is, but Edgar called in with a pretty hot take here. Hello, this is Edgar, your podcast thinks that Starter & John is much better after a fall. Oh, it got me again. Guess we have every time with that. That's what a gymnortance character is.

If anyone's wondering why that made any sense at all. Yeah. Let's talk to Andrew from Kelly is on the line. Andrew, what's happening? Okay, guys, this is Andrew from California. I have to admit that I'm addicted to your show primarily because of the stuttering John Saga and how it's been unfolding. I was a long time stern fan and loved the timeline of Eric the actor and how that all played out over the years with Johnny Frodo and all the putting the hit out and everything. This may rival or beat what's going on with Stuttering John in your show. It's incredible and I think

you need a live show in California. Sunny Southern California, possibly near where SJ lives. So I think that's next, where you guys will best. This isn't a show that looks good in the daylight, sir. Yeah, the sun's that good for us. Yeah. Better than Eric, the actor leaving the... You know what to do, voice message? Yeah, I don't want that. That was pretty pretty good that's one of my favorite things of all time

yeah that's some hyperbole sir but I'll allow it let's play guest the impression hmm hey Carl Inspector Blore I got a new game for you ready for this one called guest the impression all right here we go oh you guys when are you so mad at me? I'm just here because I like comedy. I'm an ally too. Why can't I just matter? Why can't I just matter? We're making totally have a penis. You give up. It's fido. Hey, fido, you fat, bag it. I don't know how dick managed to find somebody who's a bigger custom addicts to replace him in the Marie Boot? But by go he did it. Probably four ago if you're a busy man like I am, you can't fit in Patrick Michael 60 seconder views in your life

Please check out broken brain studios on YouTube. I think it just might change your life All right, stop fucking hold me back. You can't take it. I did and it did Broken brain studios on YouTube, what this guy has done is he's taken the 60-second reviews and brought them down to 10 seconds. Just the meat. Are you serious? Just the important part.

Oh, yeah. He's got a bunch of them up there. It's really funny. And you didn't form each other? He is right now. He just got it form. What? He called in to tell us about it.

Oh, damn. Yeah, it's pretty sweet. I feel like you're upset that you didn't think of it first. Oh, I got that kind of time. 10 seconds, Jesus. Hey, you know what's done and John going around, you know, starting you and the rest of the troll with, you know, like the police and lawyers and the FBI and also the fact that he doesn't realize that his entire quote-unquote fan base is all just people fucking with him is it's gonna ask

is John the new Chris Chan because that is honestly what he's reminding me of some of those old Chris Chan videos and if that's the case, I also have to ask, will this end with John having sex with his mother? All right, call me back again. It's valid question. Yeah, I would imagine it will. I don't know. I'll say what happens to that is that he calls your sweetheart.

Makes sense. Someone's going to threaten John with putting a giant laser on the core's light factory. He would fall for that though. Yeah. Wait a minute, you're saying the card of the electric will get out fucking faties crying. Yeah, shut your kid up before he call into the someplace. So I don't say it off, it's one of the rules that we have. How do she cops? Was that you?

You he found a pacifier and called back at. Wait, you're saying card of electric is going to be on the day of some of the day is. Oh, oh, oh, on the day is. That's correct. We did announce that for the roast of Carl and Vinnie, we'll all be there. Vic might be there.

Card of electric will also be there. Card of electric is coming to that show. He is. You know what's funny? I just had something come up. And I don't. I can't make it. You're there, buddy. We're doing this.

Are you providing security? What's going on here? Paco called into the show. Hey. I see a Paco. Yeah, what's up, Carb? This is Paco, man. I just want to say, if these fools don't want to, uh, you know,

misdiagnosis, you get the patron on. They'll be complaining about the things he the pitches, you know, say, just get a patron on the watching on YouTube. Yep. You know, saying that's all I wanted to say. Also shout out to Kroger and fuck that stupid driver mouth, cut narrative. She, I hope, she loves dies.

Okay, all right, lady. Whoa! This is robbery, he's heating up right now. But he wants her to live, that's nice. Yeah, yeah, she gets alive. We need the listeners. She knows anyone who doesn't listen to the show. That's the person.

All right, Paco, this is a little spicy, my friend. He actually called back, I'm not gonna play this, but I called Meredith a bunch of mean cuss words. Oh my god, cuss words. That's a nice cuss word. A lot of cussing, a lot of cussing from our friend Paco. That's a guy who knows English pretty well. It's got to figure it out.

Hey, Carl, it's Diego from Cherokee, Indiana Patrick Michael so make it shitty. Yes videos and podcasts Anyway, I'm gonna go fuck my wife Carly and Anyway, it's not like you did on the jingles department panel You know, it's not something that you should think about it, but I'm the word of sign up anyways. Give me a call back. You really is from Gary Adina. The fuck, I was just, I was heated, bro. You were mad.

You were fired up by that. Meredith called you out. All right. Uh, this is funny. Well, guys, you're never guess what episode we're doing this week. It's John Like seriously, are you guys gonna fuck yeah?

You fucking just take your fucking it is rat bastard cheese and fucking Cock like a fucking Damn it the worst thing we're in the show and open up a god He's gonna be really mad that next week. I know this episode was all Yeah, you you didn't make it this part of this episode by you most of our comments are just the opposite But I thought that was good to get that perspective You know we haven't heard from yet Hey Carl Gary here with Sandy my neighbor neighbor. Looks like she's crying. What's going on, Sandy?

Oh, Gary, I am crying. Even when I heard today, I'm afraid too on is it going to be in comedy anymore. Yeah, he claimed last week that he's given up comedy for sure. The haters and trolls have got to him and he has no more gigs so he's quitting. Oh my gosh that is so sad do you realize what this means? It means no more squeegee jokes. Yeah he's giving up the squeegee joke. It's gonna be buried forever kind of like Abbott and Castello giving up on who's on first. It's terrible. It's a real tragedy. Is that, is the female character a hostage?

He said neighbor, but I'm wondering if that's also his wife. What's her name? Judy, wife of Judy. She's not under arrest, right? She's strapped to a chair and he's holding up cards. Yeah. That is upset because there's no more squeegee joke, guys. But that's the voice of someone at KnifePoint.

Guys, let's just take it a face value. Let's just, let's just, let's assume that was Gary's neighbor. Oh, okay. He was a huge setter, John Fad was hoping to see him do stand up one more time. I was already here that Sandy had her heart broken, so terribly. I like that we're meeting all the people in Gary's life.

No, I don't. I know you guys think that Gary's fascinating out of someone But I want to know more His lifestyle and his friends and his family. So next week Gary is on the show. I see him as an ensemble character Part of the larger piece. Yeah, all right last last voice out here Okay, folks Guess what? John's comedy career is over.

Oh by the way, since nobody's fucking figured it out, obviously Vinny is fucking cart at the electric. You want my proof? Listen to the intro of the creep off thing when it says the creep balls. Yeah, anyway, you fuck yourself, come me back. Oh my God, it's concrete proof. I had bad news. I did that. I can't believe Vinnie. I'm horrible. I'm going to change my voice. Jesus fucking Christ. I just a voice modulating. I'm bastard. The fucking gang corners of the ghost that are like let's find out who the villain is all along. I know what it got to be with that too. God damn it. If I was current if I would put that mask on and my teeth are still be

pointing out never would know. I think I know in this guy. You should wear slacks also. Who is that guy in the mask? I don't know yet Club Feet. He's never, never, never. Mr. X hamburger. You know everything about Stuttering John and Opie. No one knows who could be. It could be anybody. I gotta go to buy. Good buy. That was a great episode.

That was really great. Okay. Folks, guess what? The episodes? Oh, wow. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye, guys.

Bye, guys. Thanks for hanging out with us. We're almost a 2,000 patrons. Sign up. I need to tell you this. when you guys were out getting booze I went to the bar and I ordered a delicious CR-mest and The guy next to me turns and he goes are you putting that on or is that your real voice? And I go really sort of got he goes I'm like no, that's this I sound like I thought he goes holy shit

Have you ever heard that before? Never in my life. Wow. I was like, oh, it's just a stranger. Just goes, you sound like an asshole. Yeah, I was fully fucked by you. It was wrong with you. Fucking amazing.

You're so, wow. You should have said, yeah, but, sir, it actually comes in quite handy. Have you ever heard this? Affleck. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I made a lot of money on this one. Oh, my God. That's funny. It's great for my dad's model career. Yeah, I made a lot of money on this one

That's funny. It's great for my death metal career. Bye, Vic. I hope you feel better. I'm sure you will