Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep323 - We're Having Gay Sex

Episode Date: July 3, 2022

We found gay people who like to talk about sex. FINALLY! They're usually so reluctant. Not only do they talk about sex, they have an entire podcast dedicated to it. Get ready for some very spicy lesbian sex talk. Spicy like a grapefruit. Trucker Andy joins us this week to explain how much he appreciates the struggle of the LGBTQIA+ community and their allies. We also watch Tony Michaels drive in, drive out, and drive thru in yet another hilarious fast food vlog. And Tom Myers is back to doing what he does best, silence a comedy audience with premises no one can relate to and punchlines that can't be deciphered. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Tickets for the roast: http://creepoffroast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The comment section will be reading recent reviews right around on the show, but first, we'll be reviewing a show called, We're Having Gay Sex. This is a suggestion from Alex in the Discord. We have both listened to it separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it.

They show it's hosted by Ashley Gavin, and she has a co-host, Kate Sisk, and Ashley and Kate are both gay women, although Kate's a little more complicated than that. We can get into that later. I want to start off by pointing out the energy that Ashley has starting off these shows. Her energy level is exhausting. Yeah. And it comes right out as soon as you hit play. This is what you hear. This is the

last like 10 or so episodes that she's put out and how they've started. Pamp, pamp, pamp, pamp, pamp, pamp, pamp, pamp, pamp, pamp, pamp, pamp, pamp, pamp, pamp, bottoms. That's the bottom nation national anthem. Bipity Bipity bottom nation. It's your fairy top mother. Bottoms of San Francisco. I'm there in two weeks. I'm there for pride weekend. That's crazy. Well happy Monday, you little bottom. Listen, I'm going to San Francisco in Raleigh next month. God bless bottom nation. You little bottoms. Thanks for listening. little bottoms. Thanks for listening. Bottom nation. It's your top. What's a bottom nation? Bottom's. It's your top. What's a bottom nation?

That was a lot. That was a big, that was a big wind up to not much here. All right, so if you like this show, you're part of bottom nation. And Ashley is our top mother. Yeah. All right. So that's just some things you have to learn in order to get into the show. I wanted to get that out of the way early on. Andy, you listen to this podcast. Right. Where did you pick up on from the show? Well, when I texted Carl and I asked him what are we doing on Saturday? He replied we're having gay sex and I I'm immediately blacked his number. I'm so immediately blacked his number. I'm pretty sick of Chris had to talk me off a ledge. But once I figured this out, my clip six is,

I entitled this personhole cover. A lot of the humor on this is that kind of joke, you know, and it's very fucking annoying. There's a giant, giant, you've got to get your priorities straight moment. Get your priorities gay. Yeah. I see what you did there.

It's very gay. I get it. Right in the clip 8, please. They advertise the show as a gay show that straight people will enjoy. But I don't hear any evidence of that. No, don't even try to make this for straight people. I cannot tell you how many times I had to like stand up and walk out of the room.

I never took more breaks. Clipping a show that I did listening to. Change your underpants. Yeah, right. All right, you want to go right into eight, because that's six. Yeah, right, clip eight into clip six. This is just more trash.

Just like this fucking moron. You show up to like the first year of the NFL and they're like are you Amelia air I'm Amelia air for a Little bit of a corrosion pressure Jesus if corrosion were something to be fired. Yeah, he's not even on the payroll I'm gonna put you on the payroll so I can fire you off the payroll He's not even on the payroll. I'm gonna put you on the payroll so I can fire you off the payroll. So it's a lot of like low hanging fruit, juvenile jokes.

Yeah, I noticed that. They throw a lot of shit at the wall. All right, so it starts off, a lot of these episodes start off with Ashley complaining about how they don't have enough advertisers on the show. And this is a theme that goes on throughout. The episode I listen to, they don't have enough?

Yeah, the episode I listened to was Ian Abert. And so it's from like a week or two ago. Did you listen to that one at all? No. Okay, perfect. Because in this episode, I think there's four different times when she stops to tell people, you got to support us on Patreon

because we can't get as much advertising as other podcasts get. Because it's called, we're having gay sex. Yeah. So this is one of our times complaining about that. And please support the Patreon as you guys may have heard. It's hard for us to do ads. We don't get the same number of ads for our audience.

You say over and over again. As other podcasts without the name gay sex in their title do. So, so come and do the Patreon. You can submit your gay sex stories and we do bonus episodes about them We read them out loud. It's really really fun. Look it. It's hard to get advertisers I did a show called the pee pod so I get it pitching that show to fortune 500 advertisers was difficult Especially when the image was us being into a toilet

They weren't really hard bored with that But I mean that it's frustrating for me to hear that because the episode I listened to had three minutes of ad up front and then like three, another three minutes of ads in the middle. How many fucking ads do you want? I heard a ton of ads and there's also a post roll too at the end of it.

So yeah, I'm not sure what she's talking about with that. And actually, it seems like gay advertising is all the rage right now. Have you guys seen this ad for Postmates? I have to play this for you. It's been out of people's podcasts. It's not breaking any new ground here, but this is insane.

Let me pull up the video for everyone so they can see if they're watching the livestream. But even if you can't see it, it is still something to hear for sure. What are you eating this pride? Well, if you're atop, it seems like you can eat whatever you want. But if you're a bottom, you're expected to starve. Not this pride, introducing the bottom-friendly menu from Postmates.

We came to post. All right, so the peaches are the bottoms, of course. And so, it's already like extremely sexualized. Everything about this is already extremely sexualized. It's not like they're being cute with top and bottom. Like, that's what they mean. That's what they're talking about. With Dr. Evan Goldstein from Bespoke Searcher Gold

to bring you a menu of bottom-friendly foods backed by science. Insoluble fiber won't help you feel cute, so avoid things like whole grains, wheat bran, cauliflower, potatoes, legumes. Hold up. Are you just fully diving into those beans? It case I was missing this,

they're just openly talking about like having an accident while having gay sacks. Yeah, yeah. And what you should eat before having butt sacks. Right. If you don't like your butt fully shit, but what's the reason he sticks a pee to his neck? Yeah, if you don't want to shit on your boyfriend's cock,

here are some tips from your friends' postmates. The problem with these boots is they don't dissolve in water, which could cause a traffic jam in your digestive system, making a mess of your evening. Speaking of messy, it's a good idea to avoid dairy. I cannot handle my toast right now. Look at it. If you're going to eat something insoluble,

give your body about 24 hours to process all of it. Yeah. Pretty surprised. It's like to be like, what the fuck is going on? This is a real ad that they have. I thought you made this. You're like, oh, this is over the top. Yeah, it's impressive.

If soluble fibers and protein are the key to having some good clean, fun, these all digest easily and slowly while feeding your good gut bacteria, which makes sushi. Next, fish, and some hot kiddie. Waste bottom from the ocean. There's no greater wrong way to bottom. But if you're planning on getting peachy this

pride, the bottom friendly menu on postmates has the kinds of foods that could keep you feeling good. Are you a lot of candy? There is a wrong way to bottom. It's shitting all over the bed. Correct. That would be a terrible way. Well, unless the other person's into that, we've covered some shows in the past.

I do want to point out that the comments for this video have been turned off very smart there, Postmates. I'm going to go ahead and say that's a good move. Can only imagine what would be going on with that. So anyway, Ashley Gavin, this suppressed person who can't get advertisers, even though Indy and I heard tons of advertising

at her show, and literally Postmates is talking about what food toy and I heard tons of advertising on her show. And literally postmates is talking about food to eat. So you don't shit on your boyfriend's dick, but apparently gave people are still suppressed in 2022. I'm shocked by that. So there's more Patreon back in here. Just another example of that. Listen, don't forget to support the Patreon patreon.com slash W H.S.

That's how we pay Alex. He is a full time employee of the podcast. We could not pay him on ads alone. that's how we pay Alex. He is a full time employee of the podcast. We could not pay him on ads alone. That's how we pay Kate. And of course, me also, this is a full time work. So I just want to say, consider donating to who are these podcasts, patriots, and super cast, not because we pay producer Chris or trucker Andy, because I'm looking for a second home in Florida. And houses don't grow on trees. Well, actually, I guess it depends on what they're made out of, but in Florida, they're definitely not grown on trees.

I mean houses are made on trees, right? Yeah, a lot of them are. Actually, now I think about it. All right, this is kind of the clip that sums up the show for me because I read the description last week. And it's all about how Ashley was in a monogamous relationship through her 20s. Now she's in her 30s and she's just fucking everyone

and so this is a show about all the gay sexes she's having, fucking everyone. And so I thought this was interesting. Anyway, that's my gay sex from this week. Nice. Nice. So no sex though? No, I haven't had sex in a while actually.

I've been on tour and I'm not sleeping with people on tour really I'm so tired and busy So this reminds me of a show that we did a long time ago guys we fucked right where they ran out of guys that they fucked to talk about So they just like you have a whole show premise and you can't deliver on it because it's like run its course Yeah, but you're still doing it like it's the show about gay sex give it a gay sex now I'm way too busy for that kind of thing. I know. Where is this premise going to go?

You're going to, I mean, ideally meet somebody that loves you and then just talk about fucking your wife on your podcast. That sounds like a creepy show. How hot is she though? Adding, well, it in my head, very hot. I don't think it's a show called Daydrunk Antics. Yeah. Wait a second.

Could we pull that off for a while? Yeah. We're pretty bad. Yeah, we could do that. Yeah, right now, you guys for a while, okay. I think that might be a good premise for us, but yeah, actually it's funny you say that because they talked to this guy Ian who's been married for 22 years about his gay sex experience. I'm sorry.

Did I, did I create that? Yeah, I experienced I'm sorry Yeah, I should have do that you guys want to hear Zach you guys have spicy gay sex talk okay from our friend you know I'm 23 22 years into the marriage So it's like I was gonna say how long do you do that sex? That's much more of like a transactional. Yeah, let's get this. Let's get this out. Yeah, he needs to have he needs it He needs a more than I do. I'm I'm like 49 years old Yeah, he needs to have he needs it and he needs it more than I do. I'm I'm like 49 years old And I have no interest in having anymore

Testosterone, you know people are like oh you have low T and I'm like perfect. You know what I mean? So the guys not even interested in sex anymore the guys like yeah, I'll give him a handy because he's fucking horny But I don't like it at all. I don't even want to have sex anymore And he's on a show. I'm like, let's talk about gay sex. I know I'm going to turn off by a two at this point. They married to the same guy for 20-something years. It's kind of annoying. So then they talk about being low T and that leads into a conversation about Joe Rogan and Joe Rogan taking testosterone. What is this low T thing that everyone is so fucking? Like Joe Rogan takes testosterone.

You guys, I know, and he looks like a primate now. You don't remember me? Like, Jesus Christ. What is this low T thing that everyone is so fucking like Joe Joe Rogan takes testosterone? I know he looks like a primate now. You know Jesus Christ That's Kate you yeah, let's not Tackling through this entire bit right there's a lot of come town Yeah, parallels and one of them is this Kate woman cackling like Stavvy and anything that could said Stavros quit come down. And I think, yeah, I think they could replace them.

Yeah, here's Kate. I think she'd fit right in, oh, it wouldn't even skip a beat. No offense to Joe Rogan, I'm sure he's lovely, but I'm yikes. We had him on the podcast and he was a wonderful guest. That's awesome. Listen, you're going to find that episode tight about it. I tried to listen, I tried live tweeted me listening to an episode of the Joe Rogan podcast about a year ago. And I couldn't make it through like 10 minutes.

Oh, wow, he's so tolerant. The biggest podcaster in the history of the world, he couldn't make it through 10 minutes of it. Well, I mean, try a different episode. He talks about a lot of things. Yeah, different guests on all the time talking about many, many different things. Skip the bread and shop episode. Yeah, right. Some scientists talking about the island

and the spread and shop either, right? Exactly. All right, I'll just do one more on Ian and I'll let you take back over again. Sure. Because they talk about how he met his husband. And I don't think he understands how words work. No, I met him at a gay bar.

I picked him up at a gay bar on a Wednesday night in December 15, 1999 and took him home. We had a one night stand and that's our anniversary and then our next anniversary is two days later when I learned his name. So yeah, we've been together like almost inseparable since the day we met. Wow. That's not what a one night stand does. That's the opposite. I'm a one night stand. We hooked up and then we started dating immediately afterwards. Well, that's the opposite of what night stand.

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I think they're trying to turn us off. Yeah, just assume that you're listening to like a softball team. Yeah, really what this is. Yes. All right, what else did you pick up on? A clip two, I titled this triggered, because you can't have a woke podcast

without people being triggered into having trigger warnings. Dacity to send me a fucking trigger warning for my own electric bill. They're just like, just so you know, we know this sucks, but we're still gonna demand that you pay us this. You open it, it's like trigger warning, high bill,

and then you open it up, and it's just like, trans slurs, like, I'm like, why would they do that? I was trying to think of, yeah, see, that would make sense, if that's what it was. Like, just things that upset you, don't aren't trigger, traffic jams, you know, fucking people talking at the movies.

You don't need trigger warnings for that. Could you be able to keep edge of your ways app was like, I wouldn't get on the 90 right now. I mean, you're warning. Yeah, I've opened pills that have maybe want to cry rape, but I mean, that's not, you know, that's not a trigger warning. You're like, fucking trigger warnings need to go away.

Oh man. Yeah. We'll get more into that too about the things that offend these people because it's changing all the time and it's pretty much everything. Okay, so the episode that I listened to was, the guest was a transgender power lifter named Angel Flores. Okay.

So this is Ashley trying to, trying and failing to understand what Angel Flores did for a living, then this is clip four. Wait, Olympic level coach, do I have that right? Actually, well, not Olympic level coach. I do coach Olympic weightlifting. It's the common misconception. So I'm not an Olympic level coach, but the sport of Olympic weightlifting is an Olympic sport Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool That doesn't make any sense, Rick. I am so confused about what was just sad. Yeah, so you're an Olympian, am I right about that?

No, you're not right about that. You're a fucking moron. Well, yeah, that was a good question because it was an Olympic coach. Yeah, but it doesn't count as being an Olympic coach for some reason. I mean, the style of lifting is Olympic style. It's confused.

I didn't know that. I mean, I'm a professional driver. So I would like to be referred to as Indianapolis 500 winner. Right. No. That's how you can introduce me out of the show now. It's that style. You know, you push the gas pedal down and it goes.

It's the same style. Right. I can totally relate to that. Do you want to keep going on this? Sure. Yeah. Let's see. Clip five.

This is hilarious double standards. I feel like a lot of cis women are much more comfortable with lesbians hitting them hitting them at the gym, as opposed to cis straight men hitting them at the gym. Thank you for saying that because they keep taking me out of the gym. And I'm like, no, no, no, you don't understand. This is way less threatening than it could be. So it's okay if you're again. He says way less threatening than it could be. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I said, every thing. Oh my god, yeah. Wow. She is whatever. Jolly?

Is she the one who's telling me? She's pretty excited about everything that's going on around her. That's why you're the goat. 10 all times. Let's get into some Kate stuff. Okay, yeah. All right, starting with her introduction,

which I found to be amazing. Hey, everybody, it's me, Kate, sister, cancel coach, and fattened chat. I am a white bisexual as being like my pronouns are any pronouns. Okay. Yeah. Got that. I didn't know. I was eight times out. I still am not sure what she was saying there. She used to play soccer for the Puerto Rican national team. Okay. She's a midfiel, but she's gained a lot of weight since then. Yeah. So that's like weird.

Okay, so she has another intro. My clip nine is her introducing herself again. I think it's even like even more insufferable. Okay. So I'd like to hear that one. I'm a, I'm a white bisexual lesbian dyke. Any pronouns gender nonconforming, my gender of the week as submitted by the listeners is somebody's dad named Brian, the guy with the bad knee who coaches the kids

baseball team perfect and that is dead on my eyes are rolling back in my head before she can even attempt to try and make it funny at the end it's just like what are we talking I can't keep up with what is okay. Like it's okay to say, duc again now? Well, they can say that. They can say that. That's their word. So I'll be bleeping that out, post. Come on.

Why not? They just keep adding letters, LGBT. Okay, all right, I can keep up. Q, all right. I'll add the Q. Now there's even more fucking letters. Keep moving the fucking goal post. I mean, you can cut all this out if you want,

but I'm trying to be cool with what you're doing over there, but I can't, so trans is okay, but if you add a Y instead of an S at the end, that suddenly it's a slur, I can't fucking, I can't keep up. Guys, just see, no. Trucker Aides is trying to be on brand right now. Yeah, he's just trying to,

what would a trucker say in this situation? He's just trying to go for that. What, that was interesting because when I first read about Kate in her bio, her pronouns are she they he. I'm like, oh, okay. And then she even says, I go by any pronoun you want. I'm like, okay, good, because that's less confusing for me than when you're a woman and you want to be called they

or them, because the plural thing fucks everybody up. It's not grammatically correct. And also this pronoun thing's almost run its course, right? It's getting silly at this point. I just call everyone dude anyway. Yeah, perfect. Mom stands. So then at the end of the show, and she said that she doesn't care what you call her him, them.

But somehow this is offensive. Then he wrote something in the chat, fuck off. That referred to us as ladies. No. And I was like, I just spoke at length about the fact that I've had a journey with gender, and I do take any pronouns.

So if he had been like a sheer hurt, absolutely would not have bought a lady at all. He had a lady's, but ladies specifically felt like, okay, so you just weren't listening at all. What's the difference? What the, so you're offended by ladies, but you can say she? It's the same thing.

How do you not know that? That's what everyone else knows to be the same thing. I guess it's different in your world, which tells me they're not that oppressed if they have to keep making up reasons why they're offended by things people say. Yeah. People aren't even trying to offend them.

A fun thing for things that seem like they're fine. I would have thought that was fine. Yeah. I'm not trying to offend anyone. Well, it was somebody whose avatar had a pride flag behind them, it would have been fine. But if it's somebody with a goatee and oak liaison, then they're offended.

Yes. Yeah. All right. So this right here, they talk about pride month. And I was a little taken aback by this, until I realized that it was ad copy, when I realized it was ad copy, I gave it a pass. Listener, it's Pride Month.

So I know a lot of you, you're going out there trying to get girls for the first time or queers for the first time or met whatever you're out there and you're trying, and it's your first time. Some of you, you're back in the game, you're feeling invigorated by Pride Month, right? And when you bring someone home and you want them to stick around, you need the mattress. The mattress with real pride.

I was taking it back by that because I'm like, game people need the establishment to tell them what month to fuck. That's not true at all. They're fucking year-round. And it doesn't matter if Hallmark declares it. This is the month where you fuck a lot. And there's a parade tomorrow. Doesn't matter. They're fucking a parade day, non-parade day. They love to fuck.

That's pretty much what their culture is. They're selling a mattress to a gay person. It's like selling a security system to the people that listen to the vanished. Yes, that's why that's her main sponsor out here. That's what gets all the live reads is this mattress. And then Ian talks about what his podcast is. Anyway, tell people about your podcast.

Okay, sure. It's called Straight People. It's about straight culture, if there is such a thing. And it's like 20 minute interviews. I do, I don't think. Oh, it's short. It's short, I don't think it's actually people. We are very masturbatory on this podcast.

That's fine, that's fine. It's about straight culture, if there is such a short, I don't like such people. We are very masturbatory on this podcast. That's fine, that's fine. It's about straight culture if there is such a thing. There isn't, because we don't define each other by who we're fucking in any given time. I think that gay people be so confused if they actually knew about straight culture. It's like, wait a second, you're telling me that punk rockers don't like metalheads?

No, they hate each other. What? Like yeah, that's how confusing straight culture is. Like we all hate each other for bizarre reasons. You all dress in black, yeah I know. And it's still like heavy guitars and distortion. Yeah I know, but it's a different brand day. I don't know that they use it.

You got to understand. You're playing punk rock, but you're not doing drugs. I hate you. You have fucking straight edd punkers, you fuck yourselves. And then I heard this drop, and it got me thinking an original thought. The first thing gay I remember was blazing saddles the movie. Oh yes.

It's not a flattering connotation. Wait, wait, wait, that was my father's favorite movie. Yeah. So I heard that and I was just thinking, I don't know if you guys have heard anyone think this before, but I don't think they can make blazing saddles today. I didn't just piss you off. I knew I wouldn't get nothing out of you. I was just waiting to see how long the wind up was gonna be

We got a lot of clips to get to our else. I might have been a little bit longer Actually talks about how hot her dad was apparently her dad was a model Growing up and she's really into him and he definitely went through two phases He was like a hot young dude. Yeah. And then he was like a bear. Yeah. As when he got older.

Now, I don't think I'd be so pregnant though. She's about my dad being hot, but he wasn't. So maybe I would be. Maybe that's all I would have thought about. So I'm not really sure. But she explains that she thinks her dad who has passed now was probably bisexual because of how hot he was. And I was just thinking

you might want to get clarification right from your mom before you go around telling everyone that was bisexual. I just want to say I think your dad's pretty hot. My dad's a bear. Google carls dad to really get that joke. Don't Google anything. Everyone stop Googling shit. All right, there's too much Googling.

Goddamn it. All right, I'm going to take back. All right, so I'm going to just say that this is actually introducing Angel the transgendered weightlifter, right? So all I can say is I could never get away with this introduction. Okay. Seven.

Fat in the chat. This power lifter, the power comes from there inside balls. Oh my God. That's super fun. Imagine introducing a transgender person like that? No. No. First off, I wouldn't talk to a transgender person because I would offend them immediately.

Right. I wouldn't. Hey, for the rest of my life. By the way, this is the culture they've created where I'm just like, oh shit, I'm not gonna say anything. I'm just gonna walk the other direction. But inside balls is definitely very low on the list of things I would say. Right.

If we were in a conversation Strong cuz your dorks inside out. Am I right? What are you doing over there? She's got two innings What else let's see. Oh, okay now the real bread and butter of this show is What's her name? Ashley will like start telling a story about some hookup she had, right? Okay.

So in my clip 10, this is like a story that a 14 year old would tell in study hall, right? The exaggerations of the kind of sex that she's having. It's ridiculous. I just wanna point out, Andy thinks this is what a 14 year old talks about sex. Well, having, it's ridiculous. I just want to point out, Andy thinks this is what a 14-year-old talks about sex. Well, no, that's what I mean. Somebody that doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about.

This is how they tell a sex story. To be clear, this sex was so good, it knocked me out for two days. Like, I was so, I took a two-hour nap. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Like, I was just like, it was like, fucking, there was music. I took a two hour nap. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha during this, you know, my leg arm, my leg arm. My arm started tiring during it, and I was like, I don't think I can keep going, and she was like, she made you?

She made me. This girl. She was like, do not stop, and I was like, all right, I'm not gonna be a little bitch. All right, I'm with you, Annie. I don't think she's ever had blood-soaked sex. That's so good, there were naps in music. Oh, really?

My arm hurt, does that make sense? No, I mean my leg. My leg hurt, yeah. That's my body. This is like what a fisherman says about a trout to take off. Right. I mean, in a way she is kind of catching fish, right?

Oh, I see what you did there, cross that one off. Put a chuck mark next to that one. What I love about Ashley is that she could have sworn in at this point. She's so good at podcasting and the listeners love whatever she puts out. We're tired. We we we haven't had coffee. It's going to be a chaotic episode. If this is an episode, this is an episode to put on at night before you fall asleep.

This is not a morning pep. Not good episode. No, they're all good. And people listen to whatever drivel we put out, it's unbelievable. That is unbelievable. I agree with that that anybody's listening to this is shocking to me. And they do have like 4,000 people on their Patreon. Wow. They have a dollar tier. So let's not get two knots with that. But still it's impressive. They have a dollar tier? So let's not get two dots with that. But still, it's impressive. They have a pretty good size audience that's going on.

And the most shocking part is that this audience is tuning in to listen to Kate laugh. Man. Ah. When I heard that, I was pitching a 12 year old pudgy boy. Doesn't it sound like? Yeah. Ah. I was pitching a 12 year old Pudgy boy. Doesn't it sound like? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It was coming out of his nose. It was like. But she's also a human soundboard. See, I do this thing where I have an electronic soundboard, but she has a human soundboard. Well, let's get into it.

I can't have a story that I wish I were like full. That was trying to be the song board which which sound I don't know we have it but like Let's get it all That didn't sound anything like that. I'm a gay right? Yeah, I didn't pick up on that whatsoever. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life So one more thing from Kate and this is Kate actually knowing what she's talking about and both Ian and Ashley like what? So like I don't know where it came from but what part of what stuck in my crawl about it Stuck in your crawl. Yeah, cuz then he put something into that

It's like something that kind of stayed with me and kept pissing me off in your crawl. Yeah, I don't I always thought it was a crab stuck in the crawl, but now I'm realizing I don't know where the phrase comes from. Maybe it's a new England phrase? Maybe it sounds like a northern thing. I've sat southern when I say that. I've never heard it. I think like crawdad. You people are in it. This is a well-known saying, right? I mean, it's a thing that's been said that you should not be like, what do you mean by that?

And she had the exact right definition of it immediately. She's like, yeah, no, it's stuck in my Craw. Right, everybody that doesn't know what she's talking about is a moron. Correct. That was my takeaway. Since we're out of this thing, I've never heard of my time. Yeah. God's that was my takeaway

God sit to another subject of Kate. Okay. This is the one clip I have about Kate and her in clip 14 She's talking about it. She it's her birthday and she's talking about you know the what it took for her to go from being like straight Whatever she is not, whatever. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not.

No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not.

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So this guy's not having, his reaction to this, it really did make me laugh clip 14. You mean a trans woman is what you're about to say, right? You and guy who got his penis removed. We're getting canceled. Well, looking at this kind of gender moment now, it's like I have the opportunity,

maybe not the ability, but I have the opportunity to like save myself again. You do have the ability. And I just, you will bitch. You will bitch. You know how balls that you can lift from. You can lift yourself up by your own balls you old bitch I don't I made people have

I did get a couple of laughs that'll listen to this, but it's like It's just like beat you over the head Yeah, you know you get you get so punch drunk from all the shit being thrown at you occasionally You'll laugh at a few things well a couple of couple of good jokes. I thought it was interesting because so Ashley's a stand up and she's touring around. And then Ian, A Bear is also a stand up. So they're talking about comedy and stand up comedy. And it's interesting that I guess her audience

are not comedy fans. I guess gay people don't like comedy. They don't go to comedy shows. I'm sure you could guess the reason but I'll play it for you. Sure. I know you guys don't go to comedy shows. I'm sure you could guess the reason but I'll play it for you. Sure. Well, I know you guys don't go to comedy shows. OK, but when you come to ours, a lot of these guys are first time comedy fans.

OK. So you're allowed to laugh at that stuff. Interesting. Do you think that's because it's just perceived that it's homophobic? It's perceived that it's racist. OK. It's perceived that if they laugh, it's homophobic? It's perceived that it's racist. It's perceived that if they laugh, it's okay for maybe someone else to laugh at it,

but not them. Or like punching down or whatever. I gotcha. And they think about whether or not it's punching down instead of laughing. And it's like, so they have like a stilter up. Yeah, give the performer some trust.

If it's Kate, if it's you talking about your like, Chalet and Mom or whatever, I hope I got that right. So I thought that was interesting, because he goes, oh, they probably think it's like these jokes are homophobic. No, no, racist. Like holy shit, you can't win with these people.

I'm doing jokes about gay people and I'm a racist. I mean, which one is it? Maybe I'll, every comedy show that I go to now, they should be handing out permission slips. So there's a comedian as permission for you to laugh. Check the boxes of the jokes that you will like to hear tonight. And then we'll hand them to the comedian and he'll figure out what he can and cannot say.

Yeah. These people are the most difficult audience to make laugh and I think that that was actually a pretty good explanation. Well, they're thinking in their head like was that punching down? Am I allowed to laugh at that? Is that okay? It's like instead of just being fucking relaxed

and enjoying your life. Yeah. They don't know what it's okay. They don't know what it's okay to laugh at. And we talked about this before. I went to see Fortune Feemster. Yeah. Very funny person.

There's evidence that she's funny all over the place. I saw her recently and she was great. Right. Two different shows. She was great when you saw her.. I saw her recently and she was great. Right, two different shows. She was great when you saw her. When I saw her, all her biggest applause breaks, all her pops were about like, hey, I'm gay and isn't it cool that gay people

can get married? That's not a joke. But everybody has to give her a fucking standing ovation. And there's three of those. And her big finisher, Finale, that everybody lost her fucking mind about was she brought out her puppy. Yeah.

Also not a joke. Yeah, not a good joke. But that's what those people want out of a comedy show. Also, I'm getting so mad. Also mad. The worst thing. Why am I so mad about that? I don't know, but the worst thing to happen

to gay people was the ability to get married. Like no one is like excited about marriage. It literally just brings the government into your relationship and makes it so that you're on the hook for shit when things don't work out, socks. No one's excited about this. I mean, there's a tax breaker too, but other than that. So it's funny because this guy Ian is a standup

and I guess him and his now husband bonded over comedy. And he's really into comedy. Like so before I started stand up like late I like was like 38 when I started and But we used to go to stand up all the time is like our date night um, and get up and leave a lot because we're so So they would go to comedy shows and leave often because they were offended by them What kind of fucking ways that to live your life

if you're getting offended by comedy shows and you're a comedian, you should know better. People are going for jokes. They don't hate you, okay? I don't know anyone who makes a joke about World War II who's like pro-Axis powers. Now it's a joke. We all think that the good guys wanted that one.

Right. Fucking idiots. He's like, happy anniversary, honey. I got his tickets to the good guys wanted that one right fucking idiot. He's like happy anniversary honey I got his tickets to the Legion of Skate, Skate Fest All right, so this I thought was an interesting question and actually a probably a correct answer as well Do you feel like do you ever wonder what gay people's personalities are gonna be when they don't have trauma anymore? Have you guys done this thought experiment? Probably just really annoying.

Yes, we're over there. In the middle of this. The future is not that screaming over here. I'm going, you're ruining comedy. And then it turns into an in-sale podcast, which is surprising. You think that'd be the opposite of the type of audience they would have.

So this is a crazy thing. She lost her virginity to a woman, which is so hard to do. Tell me about it. Yeah. Those girls don't want to give it up. That was high school girls are difficult. All right.

And then they talk about how gay sex is perceived. And I'm sure they would think that we feel this way too. It's like, ooh, actually gay sex is like, is institutionalized and used as a punishment. Right. Wrong. Rape, is it what we're talking about as a punishment? Yeah.

Like getting raped, whether it's gay or straight, sucks. Yeah. Nobody wants to get raped. This ass sex that we're talking about in prison is not gay sex, it's rape. Right. That's a pretty big difference there.

Nobody likes getting raped. Yeah, nobody likes women. Nobody needs it. And he's just like, yeah, people like like getting fucked in the ass in prison, it's sucks. That's what I do every day on purpose. Like, well, it's different. You know, you guys share invite again, bringing Loub.

Yeah. It's everyone you have Loub. I know when I rape guys in prison, I just hope that they got a post made friendly delivery. Yeah. What did you eat last night before we do this? All right. They say it's a taco Tuesday in prison? I'm out.

All right, so they try to introduce Ian by asking him if he played any sports in high school. And if you wanna find out how gay Ian is, this answer alone will tell you. Did you play any sports growing up? No. No. Well, I played, okay, it's thought a good one for you last time.

Okay, I did play, I played, um, which was the one we throw it like this baseball, I'll play baseball. Yeah. And uh, I just hit a baseball one, but maybe I could. I blew it. Uh, I thought my coach was really cute. He had a big badass, um, uh, blue in his ear like in the huddle, do you huddle in baseball?

Whatever the, when you grit together. Yeah, yeah. And when you're hanging out, you know, like in baseball, when you're hanging out, hitting on your coach, isn't a huddle in baseball. What's the sport where you throw it? All of them. I think it's all of them, sir.

What do you mean? It's that hockey. All right, I'll give you that. What's the fun way you throw yourself at your coach? She gets surprised. Boy, I have a feeling if they, if this episode gets back to them. We're gonna get a lot. Yeah. Why am I always on the ones that I know?

You're not helping your own cause on this one. But I'll shut the fuck up. But I will tell you this, Andy, you are in for a world of hurt because as she gets offended when you compliment her and we're doing none of that right now. So this is gonna be a problem. So we're fine. So this is crazy. I might wanna talk about this on stage,

so I'm not gonna do the full details. Okay. But this guy came up to me after my set. He was like, you were so good. You're great with crowd work. You're not bitchy. And I was like, yes I am, sir. That's part of the persona. You obviously didn't understand my craft. not bitchy and I was like, yes, I am sure.

That's part of the persona. You obviously didn't understand my craft. Well, can you imagine you would just never say that. Like, oh, good thing you weren't bitchy. I was worried you were gonna be bitchy. That means you might have thought I was gonna be bitchy subconsciously when I got on stage. Oh my God, you can't talk to people anymore.

They get up, they find a way to get offended. This person's like I really enjoyed your show I like the way you came off You didn't say that right. Yeah, okay. Sorry fucked up again trying to be an ally Trying to do the right thing. Yeah, you you defied my expectations. That's a good thing. Oh Yeah, oh, what your expectations were low for me. Yeah, I've heard your podcast. I thought you'd suck. And this is funny because she's talking about this girl that she just went out of date with. And I thought it was interesting because they had a bleep something and whenever I hear bleeps, I always think the worst. Bleeps are more offensive than whatever is being sad. So I just wanted to

figure out what this meant. I got to the area a little bit early. I'm working and I hadn't heard from her. So at around the time of the date, I texted and I was like, Hey, like, I'm in the area. Just let me know when you're done with work. And she works in like, Oh, I'm surprised. I thought she would work in your neighborhood. Wait, she works in neighborhood full of what? What are you talking about right there? I have a Sui that's the end bomb and it gave me an idea. It gave me a fun idea guys.

I thought that we could play racist match game. I have a brand new idea for a game show. We'll bring the panel up, you know, the celebrity guest, and then, all right, the house next door to be was bought by blanks And how's next door to me was bought by blanks I have Yeah, that's probably a safe answer on that one. All right, let's get back to your clips here. Andy.

Sure, all right. Now, let's not forget that Ashley was having unrealistically amazing sex with some woman for multiple hours. Now, the punch line of this is that her maid was trying to show up early to clean their apartment. Wait a second, she's a maid. Well, she's crying for every episode.

I need pay dress and porters, no advertising. She does qualify. She says she doesn't always hire a cleaning service. But in this particular instance, her studio apartment was so disgusting. I'm sure it's like pizza boxes on top of dirty tampons. Well, she calls herself a bottom. So there could be other things too. So anyway, the maid is like knocking on the door while they're having their fucking marathon fuck sash. Okay, and

click the 11. This is her like wait slow down Click 11. This is her finally like talking to the maid. I Open the door and I was like, oh! But the worst acting of her life. Oh my goodness. I am shocked. I was so embarrassed. This is truly like, I think the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life I don't this podcast is second. Yeah, right tied for first

What was embarrassing about this just the maid was like could hear them fucking in the studio apart And I guess yes, I mean I would like say don't you have to pay me today? Yeah, but I got my money somewhere. thank you. What's embarrassing about those? Could I use your washing machine? Are you underwear's dirty? Hahaha. Anyway, my last clip, this podcast does something that a lot of podcasts do, where they'll tease

something from the middle of the podcast as the intro. Okay. So this was like right at the beginning when Angel, because after Ashley tells her gross sex story, she's like, well, do you have any gross sex story? She's like, not really. Yeah. I mean, people are kind of reluctant to share these.

And it's kind of a theme of the show. Yeah, all right. Oh, I gotta go on, we're having gay sex and talking about gay sex. I was not prepared for this. Right. But anyway, he talks about after he transitioned, all of his straight friends were checking out his titties. This is clip one.

I'm sure they were just doing it to be nice. Hey, great job with that. You know, they throw up at the dumpster. Trans milestones talks. The Trans milestones is so important. The biggest Trans milestones for me so far was when I went home, the guy I grew up with. I caught four of them looking at my boobs. Error. Each one walked in. They said, hi to me.

They looked at my tits and then they moved on. Like, I was like one by one and I was like, okay, it's a fish. I'm officially a fucking woman now. Yeah, you're like, you're done. We fish. I'm officially a fucking woman now. Yeah, I want to. We're done. We're done. Can I can I say transition complete please? Like my might think the best friend that I grew up with just looked at my face. I don't know. I mean, I know producer Chris showed up with double D's. I would be distracted. Oh, yeah, I'd pay a compliment or two.

It'd be the wrong compliment. You could all upset with me. Up, eyes up here. Yeah. I don't think it's funny. People slow down from car accident too, I don't think. I think I'm gonna be distracted. Wow.

All right, I think that's pretty much exhausts everything that I wanted to talk about with one exception. Oh, and I believe that you labeled this. Gringe of the week, Gringe of the week. Yes. And you have a clip. I might have the same clip because she's promoting something that she's going to be doing when she gets to a certain goal. Okay. For her picture. Yes, this might be the same clip.

Okay. For her picture. Yes, this might be the same clip. Okay. Listener, would you like to go to dinner with me? Would you like to? Would you like to pick out a little romantic spot or maybe hit the dollar menu with me at McDonald's in your town? Because for one lucky listener, I'm going to fly to your city. It's the eat out with Ashley Gavin sweepstakes. That's right. Enter to win a date, asterisk, legally not a date with me and other prizes include two free tickets in your area. So dinner with a listener is literally a consequence. I'm not sure if it's so the free. He said that she lose around to the car.

This sounds terrible. Dinner with a listener is the worst thing that can happen to you. She's promoting that as a prize that she got. Was that the same one you had? Well, this is from a different show. And I'm still doing that dinner giveaway with me legally, not a date. You can win. I haven't reached my marketing goal yet.

So when we do, and we're not far away, we're 80% of the way there. Once we reach that goal, I'm going on legally, not a date with somebody. So go do that. Yes, she does sound like Lisa Lampinelli. Thank you for pointing that out. Crazy Casper, because I couldn't place it. And it's like that energy that you just want relief from.

Yes. It's that suspended cord. You're like, can we just go down to the major third and call it a day? Eventually. I wrote that she sounds like Mill House, Nelson and Agnes Skinner all at once. But Kevin's Clubfoot says she's halfway

between Bobby Hill and Bart Simpson. I think that's pretty close. That's not bad either. All right, you know, another crazy week that I almost brought was I was watching Anthony Kumya with Gavin McGinnis and Anthony had to get up and use the bathroom and let Gavin take over for a minute and Gavin immediately goes to a phone collar

but he can't actually answer the phone because he's in the guest seat and Anthony has to answer the phone. And then he gets a phone call on his cell phone from his brother and answers it. So it was, I guess that burning bridges, because I did drew it my class time and I pissed off a lot of people.

So not doing anywhere, crudging the wings with friends at the show. I feel like I've learned my lesson on that one. Hey, I made a new stinger for us. I made a new stinger for our friend, made a new stinger for our friend Tony Michaels, who has been a fun part of the show. Fun addition. Great.

To the regular old cows. Ah, who are these podcast, check this out. Drive in, drive out, drive through. So I combined it with that old Yahoo thing. You know, it's kind of like a pink void sheep where it starts off as a voice and the transitions over time. It's maybe not that seamless. Drive in, drive out, drive through. Same note though, which is kind of impressive. All right, so I wanted to check out another episode of Tony Michael show.

This one is called, Did McDonald's just call it a sand meal? Three question marks, funny fast food car vlog. This is drive-through confessions, season one, episode six. Let's get, I mean, can we predict that if they did or didn't do that? Cause I'm gonna predict they did. What's, yeah. Why would they do that? Let's get me and can we predict that if they did or didn't do that because I'm gonna predict they did it What's that what would they do?

Let's find out. Yeah, let's get right into it. All right guys we're out driving around again today and You know what that means when I get in the car and I'm driving I'm probably gonna get some drive through So yeah Hey, can you just gonna work this time honey? I need you to work more hours gonna get some dry through. So, yeah, that'd be my guess too. Hey, can you just go to work this time, honey? I need you to work more hours. We have kids to feed, and he's just like,

I mean, the car, gotta go to the dry-in-through. The public demands this. Let's see what's on the menu. All right, we just pulled into McDonald's, and I'm starving, absolutely starving. I'm shocked that he's really hungry right now. Yeah. Shots.

Can't believe it. I'm starving, absolutely starving. So let's get to that menu and let's get the order going. Yeah. I like how he acts like this is such a big process. We got to get to the menu. We got our order in. He does mention that every time.

Yeah, it's like you know what you're gonna get first off. And secondly, fast food, this isn't a big process we're talking about. It's like a five-course meal. It's a mundane shore. There'll be like you getting hyped for doing your laundry. Right. I'm gonna bring the dirty laundry down to the basement

and we're gonna throw it in the machine. And then guess what? I'm gonna add some deter laundry down in the basement and we're gonna throw it in the machine and then guess what? I'm gonna add some detergent Let's do it Shut the fuck up Which fabric softener should I use today? Yeah, is it gonna come out all right? I wonder if I'm gonna put in the dryer now. Is it gonna get dry? Let's find out

I Have to say that when I was doing my show about going through car washes, like I did it the right way, you know? Like I thought that was really great when I would do that, but this is just mundane stuff, and then what cares about the moonroof shot? Whoa! Here comes the soap!

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Do you guys have happiness? No, no, happiness is at the gym, asshole. It takes hard work and dedication. It's not in a fucking chicken mackenugget. That's not where you'll find happiness. No, I work at McDonald's. What do you want? Hahaha.

Are you really gonna order a happy meal? I have one other menu. Happiness. Oh, he's so proud of himself. I have to replay that whole thing. Look at that bottom of his office. He got a chuckle out of her. And he's like, I'm killing today.

I'll be here all week. Don't literally. My wife wanted me to go to work, but it's still a bitch. I'm only laughing because you'll tell my manager if I don't. You're happy to sign the menu today. Why are you there with children? Nope, just for myself.

I'm just trying to eat my feelings. I fucking, it's a cold, a happy meal for children. You're more on. Hi, how can I be a fool? How do you guys have happiness on the menu today? I have one on the menu. Happiness. Sure.

We should play a drinking game. Every time you mugs for the camera, you two shots at tequila. I'm only one man. All right, well, give me a 20 piece chicken nuggets. Oh my God. He's not done there. Give me a 20 piece chicken nuggets.

Why do your friends know? Certainly not. Can I just get a happy meal box filled with nuggets? Yeah, and my toy will be double cheese. Can I just get a happy meal box filled with nuggets? Yeah, and my toy will be double cheese. A bear-mixed cheese, please. Side hot dog. A small fry and a large coke, please.

Oh, and he mugs for the camera. Oh, he's so proud of himself. He's like, I fucking nailed it guys. I fucking nailed my order. 20 piece chicken McNuggets, 965 calories, small fries, 220 calories, large coke, 290 calories, bringing the total to just about 1500 calories.

Let me translate that. That's three red deal of meal cards and two yellow deal of meal cards. You are almost out of cards for the day, my friends. So am I dating myself with deal of meal cards? I hate it. Does anyone know what that is? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh. All right. Did you have barbecue sauce tonight? Do you want barbecue sauce? All right. Any guesses? Does he want barbecue sauce?

Let's, yeah. We've got to figure out what would kind of sauce the Tony like. And the answer, yep, exactly. You guys, you guys. You want everything plain. Do you want barbecue sauce tonight? No sauce, just happiness. Oh, and another mug for the camera, hey guys.

Hey, this is the thing that I do. I like sauce. Hey, look at me. And if there's any crust on the nuggets, could you cut it off, mom? Call back And if there's any crust on the nuggets could you cut it off mom? Blan to fucking orders what a baby what a big dumb baby this guy is Thank you, we're gonna get some happiness in the chicken nugget box. Oh, that's just sad. That just makes me sad. Yeah, this is watching this is making me sad.

I feel bad now. I'm not there yet. Yeah, I'm just saying. You look like the opposite of that. And I'm not buying it for a second. Here's a McLeod. Holy shit. I mean, this is literally his thought process, is I suck at life, nothing's going my way,

but at least I can eat 20 chicken McNuggets in the parking lot of them McDonald's. And that's just gonna bring me happiness for 12 minutes out of my day. This is as happy 12 minutes by himself, eating his chicken McNuggets. It's really good to be small, right? That's it.

Thank you for feeding me today. Thank you for feeding me today is somehow offensive. I don't know how, but just poor fast food drives, just like, all right, just take the fucking food. It's like a cute, okay? I have to be here day. Yeah, why are you lumping me in with this? I Wish he should get a job at McDonald's. You know what's funny be having happiness? Oh fucking eight hours of happiness Jesus Christ can mug to the fucking customers all day Here's your double cheese. He careful. There's a pickle on there. I might get spicy. Yeah

That's it. Thank you for feeding me today Mugging for the camera more tequila guys, okay What is he drinking? Doing right now. It looks like somebody said hey, do you want a vegetable? I'm mixing it a carrot I'm not fixing it to carrot. Ah! Yuck! He does look like he's having a stroke.

Get used to that look. I think that's a pre-stroke, is what they call that. That's what your body's gearing up for it. I mean, she thought it was funny. Yes, she fell for it. No, nobody thinks you're funny, Tony. Even though the title of the video is funny, fast food, car vlog, nobody thinks it's funny.

Not a single fucking person on earth thinks this is funny. Maybe Tommy from MSCS Media would have joined it, but no earthly would find this one. I'm about to get the chicken nuggets. And by the way, this video came out right before Chicky McNuggs, that character. I think he was inspired, he's like, wow. How do I do this Chicky McNugg thing?

And not have to go to McDonald's. Chicken McNuggets, thank you. Ah, ah, ah, ah, chicken McNuggets, chicken McNuggets, chicken McNuggets. He's got like a full case of mountain doing his back seat. I miss that. I miss that. Nectar of the Tard. You can make nuggets, thank you. It's a giant box of mountain deer right back there.

I don't know if he's so fucking hyped up. It's chug box of mouth. It's a giant box of mouth. It's a giant box of mouth. It's a giant box of mouth. It's a giant box of mouth. It's a giant box of mouth. It's a giant box of mouth. It's a giant box of mouth. It's a giant box of mouth. It's a giant box of mouth.

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It's a giant box of mouth. It's a giant box of mouth. It's a giant box of mouth. It's a giant box of mouth. It's a giant box of mouth. It's a giant box of mouth. It's a giant box of mouth. It's a giant box of mouth. It's a giant box of mouth. Gross What the fuck Never making fun of John's fingernail again She imagine if John's just like hey, you got some cheese there. Let me get that for you You owe me double cheese on your teeth

She is on your teeth Oh, man, I am halfway through this box of half whoa, it's the halfway through points I have to ask you guys do you think he'll finish his food because you know That's always one of the things that he does here. He talks about the halfway point and he's not sure if he can finish his food or not I mean I mean He does yeah, this could I just say that it's so fucking sad if he can finish his food or not. I mean, Andy, he does. Obviously he does. Yeah. Can I just say that it's so fucking sad. That's just like, I just got my food. I'm too embarrassed to eat 20 McNuggets,

sitting in the restaurant. So I'm just gonna eat it silently, alone in my car, to my phone. It's just so cool. He's in the McDonald's Park. And there's, yeah, you can see the McDonald's in the background. If you're not watching this right now,

all he did was drive 20 feet in park. Just go inside and sit in a restaurant like an adult. Or go back to your home. Yeah, we're going to work. Tony, we're talking a lot and stuff in your face. Talking directly to Tony, a trucker is making fun of you. This is a new low. I am halfway through this box of happiness and I am so excited that I stopped at McDonald's.

I have a quick question for you though. What part of the chicken is the nugget? Oh no, not that hack bits. Well, Andy. If you really don't want to finish your meal, we can get into it. It's the best part. It's the best part, Mrs. Joke. I guess this guy's never had an actual chicken.

He has no idea that actual chicken tastes good in a variety of ways. Right. At McDonald's, I have a quick question for you though. What part of the chicken is the nugget? It's the best part! Oh man, the only thing. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Tony ate it and then went across the road.

Mookie pox is bananas. Hahaha. Two shows a week everybody. It's the best part. Oh man, the only thing better than a chicken nugget right now. There's a box of cornia. Alright guys, I made it through the box of happiness. Oh good. I was worried. Guess what I found diabetes Diary of divorce papers at the bottom. Oh, what would your ball sack?

I found bag fries Bag fries are the best It's a great fries are the best. It's a great surprise at the end. Thanks for riding along with me again today. I'm gonna just sit and go ahead and say it. You should be full. You just say 20 McNuggets and a small fry.

And like, oh, there's more fries in here. Yeah, but you could just throw a bow. It's fine, you've had enough. And bag fries is a fucking ripped off joke that's been told a hundred times. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's an 80s joke. it's like a fucking Brian Regan joke. Yeah Guys

Keep it up. We're gonna keep going through the drive-through It's been fun Who who is this fun for what do you mean this has been fun when you tell people something has been fun? You're lying. Yeah, you're lying to that. I had fun stuffing my face, talking to nobody into my phone. Hope nobody watches it, nobody will. Suicide. It's been fun.

Can't wait to get to the next one. Click subscribe and the bell notification because we're gonna keep driving through. Drive in, drive out, drive through. Ah! What a brilliant one. What a complete idiot this guy is. And drive through should be in the middle. Drive through, drive out.

Good point. Drive out! It's probably workshopped, and he's like, yeah, that's not worth it. I mean, now that's what I call producing. No. Guys, you know who doesn't get enough attention from us is his sidekick Gabe Sanchez. Yeah.

Now Gabe Sanchez has said some pretty hurtful things about yours truly. He said that I was playing in my band and my mom's basement. Oh, truth hurts. So much evidence. I know. So I thought maybe we would check out something

that Gabe does because he wants to be in show business. He's trying real hard. He thinks he's an actor. He's actually the spokesperson for Honda in Northern California, which is similar to our buddy, Will Nunean, who does that in the Boston area. Okay. So he's got that going for him.

But he also wants to take on dramatic roles. And I have a clip on here that he posted to his YouTube channel. It's about 40 seconds. And it really shows his range when it comes to acting. I apologize for people listening to this. I'll try to explain what's going on. There's not a lot of dialogue here. But let's check this out.

And Andy, you watch a lot of movies and things. I want to get your take on his acting chops. I'm OK. All right, so he runs up next to this woman. They're looking across the street. There's a sad person. Oh, I see police. I see ice.

No, me, cool. No me, ho. We can't do anything. If they find me, it will take you to. So we're to assume that he is an illegal alien. Yeah. So he's come over into this country illegally, and people that he knows, whether it's family members

or friends or across the street being detained by ICE, and he's very upset about this. And is that also Gabe Sanchez? Make him a hug. Is that just like his brother? It's Gabe Sanchez's brother, and that Gabe Sanchez is in a wig. Yeah, yeah, it's possible.

All right, so if he is all of these characters, then I give him credit. Gabe, if you're playing all of these roles, then this is like a clumps. Yeah, he's the Mexican Eddie Murphy. All right, so his mom's holding him back and now he has to sit down. I assume that's his mom. I don't know. But he's very upset. He's looking across the street. He's staring across the street. Now he's being consoled. There's not a tear in his eye.

There's paperwork being done. They're in handcuffs because they're here illegally, which is what you do to people who break the law. So the woman's looking across, where he's sad. He's looking back at her sad. There's not a tear in his eye. Close up on his eyeballs. Yeah, he can't get any moisture going at all.

Now, I'm glad you paused. He's gonna say it's stormy. Yeah, I'm glad you paused it here. Because if you're the cops and you look across his street, what do you mean like, oh, there's two more? Yeah. Double busts. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam,

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All right, another close-up of the eyeballs, still no tears. What the fuck? This is terrible acting. Yeah. How long? How many close-ups do we need of this? Yeah, but by the way, this scene is nothing seen.

The fact that he put this up on his YouTube channel, think people are gonna like, well, we got to hire this guy. This? Oh, okay. It's three more seconds. And it's over. What the fuck was that? Terrible, it's just for nothing. It's just for him to look sad. Yeah

Great job. Way to look sad, but not actually be sad. You're not actually crying or upset Just looking sad. Good job. I was going for a jog That everybody I know got arrested. Luckily, I wasn't there. I liked that his first instinct is to run across the street and if I'm like, don't do it. You can't do that. It's a call. Yeah, good point. What was I going to do? Fight ice? He's scribbling down fake paperwork because he's running across the street. No, no, no, I got the documents right here. It's mine. Sir, that's in Spanish.

All right, so I need something to lift my mood up a little bit. And unfortunately this is not it. But our friend Sarah, who does very well in our parody contest wrote an amazing song for the scum parade for the creep off She wanted to let me know that Jenny Jingles is cheating on me and she liked it She's probably tired of can't then show it She's cute to girls as a child But she knows things are a fuss Her heart is on such a long and strong gas show So that's how you know it's true

She's cute to girls and she liked it She like it, she like it. Oh, so apparently going along with the gay theme of the show today, which I think is a trickles without kissing girls. On brand. That's very good. Thank you, Sarah. I don't know if you knew that That was gonna fit in so well, but we do appreciate Sarah sending in songs for us.

Always a good time. And speaking of song parodies, this was one that somebody posted somewhere. It's an old one going back to Howard Stern's show when Jackie was on the show. So we're talking about the 90s. And Fred and Nora's put together a parody song about Stuttering John

Hmm, and I thought I would share that with everyone. Yeah, it's just fun Stuttering John's been a punching bag for a lot longer than I think a lot of people were here. That's just real job description My name is my name is my name is my name is my name is My name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my name is my Why does everybody think I'm a moochie? Got any IPOs? I got a great call on line 14. I sweater got hollered. It was there a minute ago. Hey, Jelly, you buying lunch? Wanna smoke a joint by the pool? Give me a hug. Buy me soup. How come I'm not part of the group? You know what I mean? Yeah, that's right on, right? Oh, my name is Goodon. That's him. What can you do for me, Nags? My name is...

Stuttering John. And he wouldn't see himself this way at all. No. You want to understand this song? My name is... Isl Sorry John I like beer. I like Prozac Big fans big fans

So things have not changed with our friend Cedarey John and Another five individuals and it's a pretty damn good prize. That's it. Another thing that has not changed is Tom Myers ability to stand up comedy. Tom Myers posted this video. It's from August of 2021, and he's doing stand up in his hometown. He's in Baltimore. And so let's see what the king can do on stage. Tom Myers! Oh my god!

Hello, Black Power, from White People, all that good shit. God, pause it. When was this? August of 2021. He just took his mask off while I was getting up on the street. Yeah, that's why I'm just like, alright. Oh yeah, yeah. There's going to be a lot of talk about how he's boosted and he's doing all the right things

and all that kind of stuff. And of course, this starts up with him talking about doing live shows again. And listen to how long he takes him to get to the punchline. All right. So here's his first joke. Just get some out of the stage with the first joke.

Yeah. Go, boys. Oh, great to be back to the live comedy again. I was doing a lot of Zoom shows for a while, and I actually started to like Zoom shows a lot more than live shows because with live shows, there's always a chance I'll say something that upsets or offends people, and afterwards I want to come up to the afterwards, fight me, kick my ass, you know, occupational hazard in my case. But with Zoom shows, if they want to kick my ass, they have to find out what I love. But even if they do, there's a great chance they'll get taken out by a Maryland driver.

I prefer the Zoom shows because I can't hear the booze. I'm doing a stuttering job. I don't know why. It's hard not to. It's hard not to when you're making fun of an idiot. And the idea that all of that was to get to a point where people in Maryland can't drive well, which is the same as the DMV joke that we did in the live show in Nashville. It's the same premise, but it took him so long to get there.

Well, his first punchline was the occupational hazard, and he paused for laughter, which everyone was like, is that one of us? I'd better keep going. I didn't pick up on that big joke. Okay. And wherever I am, the people can't drive. That's like, it's like, coloring,

it's like paint by numbers, comedy. Yeah, it's like a color it's like pain fine numbers comedy. Yeah, yeah, and Everyone's driving slower than you as asshole. I don't want to dress faster than you. It's a maniac Yeah, we get it. All right, let's get more zoom jokes So he immediately follows that up with more jokes about I was waiting for him to talk about not having to answer you Throw fucking Carl in like that that was a Carl in thing. I know. Right.

Yeah, stick with monkey pocket. Fanadas. The best part as you looked at me. When you told that, you're like, are you gonna boo now? Or? I know. Little did I know. Are you gonna boo now? What? What? What? What?

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What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Let's talk later. It's weird doing a Zoom comedy because I have my niece in Neffuore for a week. They're young kids. So I have to tell them, you know, oftentimes, going to be doing some adult stuff on the computers, just go play and go to bed. And I'm thinking, maybe that's a poor word choice because what if they get older and let's say by the time they get older, not to start discovering the world, I'm not doing comedy anymore and they try and process what doing adult stuff means.

All right, so we know where he's going with this, right? Do you think maybe there'll be some misdirection here or something like adult stuff on the computer you think maybe? He'll come up with like something that we're not thinking. Yeah, right. When that be the joke, I'd be like, I'm filing my taxes. Or, it's choosing my life insurance company or watching rock music videos. You know, something that like would be a misdirection, though.

I'm just getting my hopes up that he's not doing comedy sooner than later. Yeah, I'm not doing it now. There's only the thing that their Uncle Tom is like doing some sort of weird, eyes wide shut, or deep old bullshit over zoom. Like they're gonna imagine their uncle Tom pulling his pants down, pulling his cop out and masturbating for everybody on zoom.

And I don't want my niece and nephew to think that I open from Louis CK. I don't know. It took doesn't even make sense. No. Like you wanted to work in Louis CK, but like Jeffrey Tuben would have been a better reference for jerking off on Zoom. Yeah, that makes more way more sense. But also like that whole setup where he's just like, I tell him I'm doing adult stuff on Zoom and then later on they might think about that. And they're gonna think it was like, eyes wide shut. And I'm jerking off and those two things don't make sense either.

And then Louis CK, like, oh no, he went to the most obvious place and you fucking butchered it. You know, the whole point of comedy is like, it's supposed to surprise you a little bit. This guy is just the opposite of surprising in every way. Shit at that one you better strap the fuck in This shit stop getting any nicer I love what do you think he's such a shot-cabb comedian or watch out everybody or funnier. Yeah God damn it. He's the worst so let's get into a joke about God This joke right here, it's so bad. Why even setting up, I'll just play him.

I went out a lot of interesting rabbit holes during quarantine. I watched a lot of documentaries. I watched this one documentary about this octopus. I learned there's a species of octopus, or the male when he sees a female octopus that he likes. The rib is penis off and throw it at her to show that he likes her. I thought to myself, son of a bitch, why can't that octopus just be normal and send a dick pick? They've got a one-up us all and doing 3D! Alright, first off, if I'm watching that documentary next to him and he makes that joke,

okay, that could get a gig a lot of someone. I just sent a dick pic. Good, but we're not watching that right now. You have to set up this whole scenario with us, which is, I'm not familiar with what he's talking about. No. I thought he was talking about my friend, the octopus, what is it? God damn it, I should have written it down. You know what I'm talking about? friend, the octopus, or octopus, what is it?

Goddamn it, I should have written it down. Do you know what I'm talking about? There's a big documentary that came out last year. Squid game. No. Anyway. Ha ha ha ha ha. How do you throw something under water? What are you talking about?

I have no idea what he's talking about. And then the tag it with 3D. He doesn't make any sense at all. Like that's not a good tag. It's just a bizarre thing to say. All right, so- Joe, sucks. I'm figuring out.

All right, so I think he does better when he talks about local things to a local audience. You know, like people in Maryland can't drive and what else? But I was a good boy. I got the vaccine. The big mass vaccination site year here, obviously, it's a heavy tea bag stadium. And it's nice because it's the first time in a long time that the parking lot at Borrio Park in Canvacan,

the New Yorkers have been fooled during baseball season. You guys got it? Because the urgels aren't very good. So people don't go to the games. So it was the first time in a long time that there are people at the parking lot because normally they're not there to watch the baseball team. That's not very good. Okay. Guys get it?

It's the look on his face is the right reaction in that joke you're just like. Uh-huh. So. Okay. Alright, brace yourself because right after he says that, this next joke actually kills. I've never seen this before, a genuine positive reaction to something that Tom Meyer says on stage.

It's also great place to put it because they can check the seat of the COVID vaccine causes autism by looking at how many people those straights to be in a railroad museum. I mean, it's like, by looking at how many people those straight people be in a railroad museum made in the past. So he mentions a local attraction in the railroad museum and it kills. Apparently everyone thinks this place sucks. So they're all like, oh that's a good reference. Anybody that goes there is a retard. Yeah. Yeah, right.

So everyone fucking loved that for whatever reason they did. And then he immediately loses all that goodwill. Immediately after that. Like, you think he'd build on that momentum. And he squanders it. And actually crushes it flat. Relax. I got the shot and I love traveling my train.

OK, chill out. I seriously love it. I love Amtrak, you know why? Because of the quiet car. Someone wants to sit next to me and tell me their whole life story, I go, hey, forced gum. Life is like a box of chocolates. I want to enjoy them in peace and quiet. So shut the fuck up. I want to enjoy them in peace and quiet. So shut the fuck up. Um.

But I'm not. I'm not. Okay, well, here's plenty of peace and quiet. The reaction to that joke. You get fucking nothing. Oh, that's great. That's amazing. I want to tell you the top buyer's ad Patrick Michael.

It looks like a bicechog that's not a good setup to anything. It never works. It never turns into up to anything. It never works. It never turns into a good joke. It never has. It's almost a 30 year old reference. It is. Yes. All right.

Well, not picking up on the fact that people don't care about traveling by train, Tom does more of his train humor, more Amtrak bombs. I love Amtrak because Amtrak's really weird in a way because they do, they make these announcements at every single stop. They say, we don't have a lot of options for your travel, so we thank you for choosing Amtrak for your rail travel. What were my fucking options? There's no Jim's Train Drift.

I mean, that doesn't exist. There's no hangs railway journeys, hair and nails salon and used cars. No. Amtrak is the only option for my rail travel. What I'm hearing is that he can't travel any other way. He can't afford a plane ticket. I don't think he also drives a car. I don't think he owns a car. I can't travel any other way. He can't afford a plane ticket. I don't think he also drives a car. I don't think he owns a car. I can't afford a car. We're a plane ticket, so.

And left with Amtrak, hey, everybody. Can you believe the food on Amtrak? Well, right. What I'm picking up on here is he's got an audience full of people who own cars and drove to the comedy club and can't relate to this in any way. They're like, I don't take an Amtrak. I just drive where I'm going. Yeah. So then he follows that up with jokes

about the megabus so these people are not related to anything that he's talking about here but the Amtrak they advertise they have Wi-Fi and they actually have Wi-Fi not like megaboss. You ever try and ask for a boyfriend and megaboss and jargon? I think I heard a groan real. He was hit and he was hit. He's not like megaboss, are you? Here we go.

He's like megaboss and it's nasty. How many took the Chinatown Express here? Show a hand. Oh my god, that's coming up. Holy shit. I can't believe he said that. Wow. You're starting to think like that.

Ha ha ha ha ha. I'm about to drive over to this who like, we don't have it on the bus. We just have it in the office. Now, set your skinny ass down. The fucking bus is moving. That's how they create you when you get all the megaboss by the way. It's like, sir, but all of your tactics are misspelled and where are your pants? It's safer to be in Eastern Ukraine right now than to be at this guy's show. The Bob's are dropping, he's losing everyone.

You can see his little look on his face. Oh, this isn't going well. Now he looks like the Tom Myers I know. The reason why that train joke worked is because everyone hates trains. They're like, he needs to be retarded. He'll check out the trains. They're like, yeah.

Anyway, I love trains. Oh, well, you lost everyone with that one. All right, let's get into the China town. Oh. There are a lot of hearts for the Chinatown bus. Anybody ever taken the Chinatown bus? Nope. Now a lot of people criticize the way the Chinatown bus drivers drove, but I loved it. The Chinatown bus drivers are the only bus drivers who can make man-owned go Jesus what fucking rep is

That was a callback Remember People who driving better than driving Right all right, so he's lost the the crowd completely like he's totally lost them going down this path But he continues on and at this point I'm paying attention and you lost me i don't know what's going on at this point a lot of people criticize about my love the idea of going from ball to the york in thirty five minutes and you have not live until you've been on bus that's done carpets

and i'm a perfect and from the judges afterward and They're laughing at him laughing. But the fuck does that mean? The bus was doing cartwheels? What do you mean by that? Why would that be faster? That would be much slower. What do you think he's talking about there?

Maybe it's too cerebral for me to cap for you ahead of us. I'm just not picturing it. I'm actually trying to pick up some of the conversations going on in this road. Yes, maybe it's the claw owner. I keep hoping it's a heckler. And actually, that's coming up. So I just have a couple more clips out here

from this comedy set. So now we get into talking about how he lives in a very rural part of Maryland. And he wants to talk about his town and what's going on there. It went open a dollar general in my neighborhood and all my neighbors have signs out front that say no dollar general, keep it rural. Is anybody ever been into a dollar general?

Like Jimmy Carter is looking to save Bunkflutton and George's entire life, saved for the four years he was president of the United States. He still shops at dollar general. Like the only way dollar general could be more world would be in the cashier was figuring his cousin behind the register. I don't know. He's going to shock you. That's pretty funny, actually.

You think so? You like that one? He's got this whole setup. And she's like, yeah, so anyway, Red Decks figure each other's cousins, am I right? Like, yeah. I guess. I deliver to a lot of dollar generals.

I was in the middle of fucking nowhere. So I don't know why any red audience for us. Anybody here driving 18 wheeler? Anyone? Anything audience? Yeah. Anybody here driving 18 wheeler? Anyone? Anything else? Yeah. The cashiers are cousins,

Fingert, each other, and the customers are all meth-burned. That's my experience. All right, well, I have one more clip, and this is getting even more into these red necks that Tom is always ripping on. Listen for the audience reaction of this one only shits. Yeah, I went to school in Northern Hartford County, okay?

There was some serious folk up there. It didn't like reading all my classmates were bummed that they had to read Romeo and Juliet, which is strange because a lot of them could identify with the character Romeo, a guy who wanted to fall in love with and marry his underage cousin! Holy shit, that's so obvious! There's no way it's gonna get a laugh on anyone, because it's like you know exactly where he's going with that. It's been told a hundred times, too.

In my graduating class, there was this one kid who didn't really study a lot, didn't really get many good grades. It's kind of coasted his way through school. Maybe all he did was play sports, and he was very good at it. He was a terrific athlete, but he just didn't get a lot of good grades. And it turned out not to have affected his employment prospects later in life, because he died before graduation. He was like,

he was like, he was like, when one of the kids that he bullied shot up our school By the way, do you hear the guy just goes hilarious He just talked about a school cheers. I was just like hilarious Great stuff, but I think Avenue I think school school shooting some do you stuff out of the hole? I that fucking want cheese time fucking idiot By the way if you have any complaints about anything stuff I say up here

Which is like I yeah, yeah, what are you doing? Okay, feel free to search. You know what she's like, ah, yeah, yeah. What are you doing? We'll do, sir. I haven't heard a ton of funny school shooting jokes. That's definitely not one of them. Stop by saying up here. Feel free to do a message.

Okay, feel free to search for me on social media. Submit a complaint. I promise I will get back to all your responses by the new year. And I celebrate the Chinese New Year. So it'll be a lot quicker than you think. He's got some bright TV go, me show, sorry. It doesn't have a comedic chance for that. Is it the Chinese New Year in January? Am I crazy? I think it's even further out than,

I don't know what that meant at all. And again, inviting people to fuck with him on social media seems like a bad strategy. He's very thin-skinned about this or I think he blocks people quite regularly. Well, we're only seeing his reaction. There could be guns coming out. I don't know.

Maybe he's backing up to the curtain. Holy shit. Down, wow. is backing up to the curtain. Oh, he sh**t down. Wow. He does himself sometimes. It's very impressive. All right. I want to recover from that for a second, because we have something very important to do.

It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch a Daveler Are you ready to play to catch a Daveler With your old val dr. Steve Have you ever been involved in the threesome no never no wow okay, because I wrote a whole movie about it. And I sold it to National Ampune.

It's called One Too Many. And was it made? It was made. Oh, yeah. And it's called One Too Many. Like, oh, any T-W-O-M-A-N-Y. Because it's about a guy who can't handle being in a monogamous relationship. So he wants to find the woman who will be. Yeah, we got it.

We got it. It's about a threesome. Yeah, I know. I got a chat. And then this happens. And that happens. And then I'm completely naked. I should point out, by the way, yeah, there's a lot of those

gags in that movie. We just put out the commentary track on our Patreon, myself, Tony from Mac the movies. I didn't explain this very well to people, as people are very confused on what they're listening to. You have to be watching the movie along with it. I just listened to it. If you just listen to us saying stuff, you're gonna be very confused.

There's a lot of dead air. We're just like, whoa, what's going on? I understood, but when I heard that he was completely naked in the movie, I was glad I didn't watch it. Oh God, yeah, there's a lot of shots of his asses completely unnecessary and every single way but yeah I have a link to where you can get the movie so we can give somebody to celebrate John so we can calm down a little bit, calm the fuck down a little bit. Who's close worried about that? But what do you mean who's worried about that?

Who's worried about me getting arrested? Me? Yeah, one person. Who do you think? It's always about him. Yeah. All right. And why did he spell the title?

How else could you take that? Well, because one too many is T.O.L. And the fact that he called it one too many, like one too, many makes it impossible to find. It's incorrect. It's not T. impossible to find. It's incorrect. It's not T-W-O. It's T-W-O, which is not the correct phrase. One, two, many is one T-O-O, many.

It's one, two, many. But he's saying it's one, two, many. Right, so it's wrong. So it's wrong. He's like, but it's impossible to find if you're Googling it. And as somebody pointed out, he probably had dozens of people telling him

that's a bad idea and he's just like, yeah, you don't get it. Yeah. You just don't get comedy. I'm on this. I got this one. Okay. It's called word play. All right, we're playing a game. All right, I forgot. According to a principled uncertainty, Octopi can throw their penises at females.

That is a fun fact. And I was just stalling so we can get... Vic out here, hey, Vic! Hello! Hello! Speaking of throwing penis. Ha, ha, ha! All right, we're just starting to catch a dab

where I'm going to start over from the top here so you can play along, all right? Very exciting. All right. It's time for everyone's favorite game show. To catch a dabbler. Are you ready to play? To catch a dabbler. We are now.

With your old valve, Dr. Steve. Have you ever been involved in a threesome? No. Never. No. Have you ever been involved in the threesome? No. Never. No. Wow, okay. Well, because I wrote a whole movie about it. And I sold it to National Ampune.

It's called One Too Many. And was it made? Yeah, it was made. Oh. Yeah. And it's called One Too Many, like O-N-E-T-W-O-M-A-N-Y. Because it's about a guy who can't handle being in a monogamous relationship, so he wants to find a woman

who will bring other women into bed with him. It's based on a true fantasy. Yeah, well, and that fantasy is reported, repeated, you know, over and over again. It's actually based on a true story. On a daily basis, oh, really? Yes, about my life. Oh, wait, I ruined the joke, John. I'm an idiot. It's based on a true story. On a daily basis, oh, really? Yes, about my life. Oh, wait a minute, I ruined the joke, John.

I'm an idiot. It's based on a true fantasy, leaving with that. And then he's like, actually, no, it's not true. I am a scumbag in real life. And this is what I'm trying to accomplish. Where's the pyroheptic guess when he says? By you. Yes.

So yes. And that's why I thought it would be interesting to have you on because I do know a thing or two about Three sums oh yeah, and wait a second. How often did you do this thing? The first three-semit had was when my band was playing in Dallas That it was me the bass player the drummer But that was just with two dudes yeah, who was strippers. I mean so that was just with two dudes fans who were strippers. I mean, so that was, you know, okay.

But then the other three, some one says two fans who are strippers, Howard Stern show fans. Not Stullery, John fans. For sure. Okay. What's going on over there, Vick? You're in a lot of noise from your end.

What? I don't know. You don't know. Are you in a wind tunnel? It's stop now. Okay? I don't know. You don't know. Are you in a wind tunnel? I think so. I think so. Which someone a girl friend of mine who you know and we you know and I love her but I was okay with her being with all the women. What yeah and I think a lot of men are because they don't they don't feel threatened. Like you're not you don't feel like you're going to lose your woman to another woman right yeah, oh yeah, no doctor Steve with a set up with another man I

Wouldn't do with an another man cuz quite honestly so I think part of the thought is listening to how Steve with this And he's like why are we playing the game? Man, cuz quite honestly What did John say next? Do I need to back that up to? No, it is one too many time. It is a very long setup for those Yeah, yeah, is that why you wouldn't do it with another man? I wouldn't do it with another man because quite honestly. What? Okay, so he's saying you wouldn't have a threesome with another man.

You're right. All right, let's find out why. Did John say? Did you really dance with that question? Just like, no, of course not. Stay next. Here are course not. Dang nice. Here are your choices. Number A. I tried it once, and there was an incident. I have kids. I don't want to say more than that.

Number two. I don't think another dude could handle being in my shadow. I'm really good in bed. Number next. I don't want to be in that close proximity to a naked man. Number 4. I don't think I could keep it up like if I knew he was looking at my rod Lastly, I don't think it would be fun like especially if the other dude was a fan

It would just be awkward. What the fuck is happening? To cash well the fact that Cardiff had a jump and finished that one makes me think it's that one Right, and he's like oh, I'm dying to see fucked it up fine. I'll get it right So I'm gonna go with that one the fifth one there if it was a fan. I thought the second one was funny And if John and Eddie comedic sense he would have said that one very fourth almost kind of funny Gonna run through the rest Go ahead. Oh, I'll aggress you. Yeah, the fourth rod.

You know it's after the show. I'll go with the rod one. Okay, which was number four? Number four. The one we laughed at the most. Yeah, all right. Andy, I'll play the odds and go three. Yeah, I think three is a possibility.

What do you think, Vic? I'll go with the first one. Okay, we've covered almost all of them now. So which one do we not think it is? Two. The shadow. Okay. Yeah, so that's the one it'll be.

Probably. A downward. You know, okay. But then the other three, some's what, with someone, a girlfriend of mine, who will wait to find, you know? And we, you know and we you know and I and I loved her but I was okay with not being with all the women.

Well yeah and I think a lot of men are because they don't they don't feel threatened like you're not you don't feel like you're going to lose your woman to another woman. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Is that why you wouldn't do it with another man? I wouldn't do with another man because quite honestly. It like I kind of want to you know, I don't want to be that in that close proximity to a naked man. Yeah. That's all for this week. Come back next week to find that was number that was number three. Yeah, that's the one I thought it would be Most obvious, but then Cardiff had to finish the number five. God damn it. It's just like a losing on my own show I know if you are man enough. I would have to look at a penis. So I'm not into that

I had a next word. I'm gonna do all more time. That's great. Hi, Jenny. I really miss you too. What's going on? Don't worry, I'll be in Rochester for the Carl and Vinnie roast September 17th. I already went to Creep OffedRost.com for my tickets. Stupid Carl will be so distracted. He won't even notice if we sneak off

or some horizontal refreshment. Oh, gross. Oh, okay. Talk later. Bylover. Ew. One too many. And was it made?

Yeah, it was made. All right, we're going gonna get the joke. Me? Joke said you'd actually Steve, Jen doesn't even like sex. I have to say that. No, it's not fact. She finds it repulsive. Carl made sure of it.

Yeah. Oh boy, what have we done today? We've done it. Oh, we talked about having gay sex. We talked about Tony Michaels eating chicken mcnugs. We watched some very dramatic acting from gay Sanchez. Who I believe you referred to as dirty Sanchez. If I'm not mistaken on that one.

Tom Myers is still doing stand-up Sarah Sending In Song Parodies, which we appreciate. So you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The team is going to be the team. The team is going to be the team. And I am excited to say that this Wednesday coming up, we will have Vince the former attorney and co-host with Stuttering John. We will have Shule Egar formerly of the Howard Stern Show and Rival of Stuttering John and Dr. Steve to talk about. I don't like to like. So it'll be an interesting episode as we get caught up on all things legal matters as well as health

issues with our attorney friend and our physician friend on the show and tune in for that. We'll probably have that out on Thursday or you can always watch live if you're a member of our patreon or supercast. We shoot out a link and supercast just added a new feature where I can actually put posts up now so I can if you're a member of our Patreon or Supercast, we shoot out a link and Supercast to say out of the new feature

where I can actually put posts up now so I can put links to videos and people will see that if you are part of the Supercast family and we do appreciate your support on there. Andy, thank you so much for coming over. Anything that you want to promote my friend. Sure, yeah, one more time for the creep off roast.

Go get tickets to that. Andy will be there Yeah, and also be trying to have dinner with Ashley Gavin. I'm gonna try and okay. Yeah. Oh my gosh if you want that Yeah, that'd be amazing. Yeah, I wish you luck out of it producer Chris anything you want to promote we're good How about the ice and tobs show you the whole thing? I'm not selling it. I'm selling it. Vic, what do you want to promote, my friend? I'll be watching Jen give Carl a hand job later.

I usually turn off my webcam, sometimes I forget. It's true. Actually, are you doing stand up? Vic, you've been going out and doing shows, right? Yeah. Do you want to promote that? Fucking Fredericksburg, Virginia, the chimney top every Wednesday, every Thursday, is a KC's music alley. At the chimney top. I hope you fall off. It's awful.

All right, very good. If you want to go check that out, please join us again this week. It might be the episode we find out what and for all, who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. Get out and show these clothes right now. Okay, great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. Great job everyone. Internet news.

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With Vic. Vic, it's only been a couple of days. We have new reviews to read. You have a couple. Nice. Do you check multiple sites for reviews? Do you look at Spotify or any other sites people can review us on?

You don't really have reviews anywhere else other than Apple. Are you lying? You have a check, do you just make that up? To make it seem like you're... No, listen, I check like every other week. Okay, all right. And you get like, fucking one.

If people could review us on Spotify, I would appreciate that. The only thing is that they know if you listen to the show or not, and you have to have had to listen to like five episodes in order to actually put a review in. So you can't just like fuck with people because they pissed you off, which I appreciate.

Yeah, that is cool, because we have a lot of what's our reviews for that reason. All right, take it away. Okay, this first one is awful by Gary from San Diego. What? Gary? That we're friends. He says after hearing this show, all I do is walk around asking, are you a boner guy? Is that the whole thing? Yeah. All right, well, are you a boner guy? I'm gonna say it's a five-star. That is a five-star. Thank you, Gary. Good job, buddy.

Way to know the assignment. This next one is Don't Hate on Hollywood Handbook by Bunky Boy. People are still fighting that. No, I'm gonna play with this. Four years old. People are still fighting that and getting pissed off. He says Don't hate on Hollywood Handbook.

You guys are dumb. Why is this a podcast? Sound quality isn't consistent with each of them. Also dumb. These guys are so dumb on everything they say. They wish they were as fun as anyone else. Want to be. Fuck you. I'm going to say it's a one star review. That is a one star. Done. Everyone's a leader. Your podcast stinks. Your podcast stinks. I think when those pet oats, I'd love to get a back out the show. Now that we're doing Wednesdays, maybe, Cap.

This last one is, why do I listen by huge enopus, huge genius? Yeah. You just got it. It took me a second. It's felt really weird. He says, I hate Kevin, the host of this show, so much that I constantly have to take Klonepin just to get through it. By the way, does anyone have any Klonepin? My script ran out a week early.

Very good. Good references. I'll give that a five. I'm thinking. That is a five star. Any chance you can update us. How many more five stars do we have the one stars at this point?

Vic? Yes. We're making more progress. I feel like. Hold on. We got to do math you have 25 more It's incredible five stars and one stars. That's incredible. Wait. I wasn't ready. Say that again 25 more Red bars back side figured I pull pull that drop back on the board all right

Let's get through some voicemail shall we like how I set this up like it's exciting thing Let's get through some voicemail, shall we? Like how I set this up like it's an exciting thing. Let's go let's get through these voicemail. He shout out to Paco. Yeah, this is Paco coming in. A lot of theories that Cardiff is actually Tommy from MSCS. A lot of people are thinking that's what's going on. We'll find out in September. Cardiff will be at the rose, so I'll really, really rip his mask off.

Well, my mind. Woo! Put it back on. That would be like a Scooby-Doo. You rip off the mask and it's Tommy. You rip off that mask and it's an alien. Yeah. Hey, Carl.

When are you going to get Mr. Medaker on the show? Every live stream, there's a million Superchats asking him to go on WATP. He always agrees. He's just waiting for an invite. Carl fucking reach out to medicar get him on the show All right call me back. I need to do that. I need to get out. I need to get on that I don't know if Mr. Medi-Kr knows our show format very well though, but it doesn't matter He's great. I should I should reach out to him get him on the show. Thank you for reminding me It's in my notes

My Geary is gonna be on the show a week from today Which I'm excited about blind Mike oh and This is someone who's a fan of Mike Geary Hey, Carl. I'm a little confused these days because um as a fan of the Kirkman a hand show He always referred to Fans of Mike Geary, blind Mike Geary as Geerhead, which I'm a proud Geerhead. But after listening to your most recent episode, I feel like I'm also a Gears head. I can't choose between Tony Michaels and Blind Mike. I don't know what to do. I feel like I have to make a choice

Okay, bye. Yeah, the Gears podcast Tony Michaels business building podcast digital marketing podcast business brain-serving Fog and whatever that is so I mentioned on the last episode when we covered it that he goes into he watches these Workshops on digitalmarketer.com right and I mentioned I saw that one of them was called How to Start a Podcast. Doesn't even have an episode about that workshop. Yeah, so that's how we got to do that one. We'll have to review that. I didn't want to get back into the gears right away. It's a the lazyest fucking podcast.

It's pretty lazy. I mean, I'm going. Even though he's walking, it's lazy. I'm walking or well, right. So bad. It's not good. It's not a well right. So bad. It's not good. It's not a good offer. Hello, W-A-T-P. This is Kristen Weston, Chandler. But I just want to

question warn you that I am nothing like John Melendez. I do not appreciate being compared to that naive low life, alcohol using stuttering, John, he is a troll and is a slow in the mind. Anyway, my prepaid account is up so do not call me back. Chris Chan is offended in somebody compared,

that's not a job to him. I don't blame him. That's pretty fucked up. It sounds like the, so that, thank you for your call. Thank you for your call. What is that trade-o?

Trade-o, yeah. Yeah. All right. Let's see. Paco wants to make up with Meredith. Yeah, what's up, girl? This is Paco. I just think it's kind of funny,

how a woman with a name that was popular in the early 1900s is thinking she's younger than me. That's pretty laughable. You know what I'm saying? This is Pockel by the way. I don't know if I said that or not. That was Thomas Kandon. I don't even give a fuck anymore.

You know what I'm saying Meredith? I'm not even thinking about her anymore. You know what I'm saying? She has a good life. Happy, you know saying Meredith I'm not even thinking about her anymore you know I'm saying she has a good life happy you know that you know I'm saying I'm not a hater no more all right let me dog so it goes with Sotter yeah I think goes yeah we're good do you want to get in the last jab I got I mean the name Paco how far back does that go I don't know I don't know I don't know I do people say that Meredith is 110 yeah how old do you think Meredith is that I'm How far back does that go? I don't know. I just gotta go back to it. I don't know.

Do you think this is a bad? Meredith's 110? Yeah. How long do you think Meredith is, then? I'm pretty sure. Based on that logic, pretty sure Paco is the John of Mexican names. Well, but it's still being used, I guess, as his point.

I think one might be that. I didn't go up with the, I had good points. Yeah. That's a very good point. But I didn't grow up with any meritists, did you? I mean, went to the same high school, so maybe that's a bad thing. Like, did you know any meritists?

Can I see you? Just watching the office, that's it. All right, let's just get right to Gary from San Diego. Why are we wasting our time? Hey, Carl, this is Gary from San Diego. I hear a lot of your callers are speculating whether I am Cardiff or not.

That's just rank speculation. And it's not right, it's not funny. Judy, do you have anything to say about this? I don't like it. She doesn't like it either. We don't like any of this speculation. Please put a stop to it. Thank you, Carl, in advance for

complying with that request. Thank you. All right. Thanks for getting Judy and Thomas. No sir. I don't like it. No special. She used like a different voice for that. Yeah. I think he uses different voices for a lot of things. I think Judy is a ventriloquist, dummy, right? Why do you look so uncomfortable? You get your hand up my ass. Oh! Okay, I'm just calling into a sucker dick a little bit. Sweet. I just want to say I appreciate you putting that two shows a week. I used to save W-A-Q for Friday so I'd just want to look forward to you WNQ, two provided, so I just want to look forward to you. And now with two shows, I just want to come out.

Because I've got tons of people on these podcasts. Thanks for letting me chuck your dick a little bit. You're welcome. Come back to the bottom. Thank you very much. Appreciate that someone recognizes we're putting extra work into this all I hear it's all there's hands now It's all annoying two shows a week. It's we're doing twice the work All right, and all the patreon shit's coming back on yes

We're gonna bring it back all the patreon stuff that we had to take down because I started fuckface So that's good, too Man, what does every voicemail need to like establish who they are? Like, hey, it's Richard Colorado. Nobody fucking cares Richard. This gets to the point where you fucking call Carl Rath-Baster-Peach-Shit. That's what I do at least. Alright, well thank you whoever you are.

I don't think Gary from San Diego would be as exciting a character if we didn't know it was Gary from San Diego. Speaking of which? Hey Carl, Gary from San Diego. I'm really starting to worry about Stuttering John's income strain. Me too. He said on his Tuesday show today that he's thinking of going on Saturday on an all-patreon podcast so you can get more money we know that he's lost all his comedy gig and he doesn't plan and give it doing any other comedy gig because he's retired from comedy

and now we find out that he no longer has the tootsie role uh... no pun intended he lost that to see part so i don't know if his agent Knicks sending him out for any more gigs or not. It's probably a waste of time. But John appears to be really having a problem getting income. And we know the stock market's down, so he's not getting any gains from a stock. He's really on a downward spiral because they're seeing the end of his future i think so

anyway they posted for uh... what's gonna happen to suddenly john next he's really having a cash crunch problem i think we'll probably drink a few quarters that's gonna be next are you losing your patience for Gary from San Diego? No, I'm getting the sense. I mean, I was like, no, I'm like, This is for you, producer crust. Oh, boy.

Hey, Carl. This is a bad impression that I usually call in as a celebrity, but I'm breaking characters because I have a really important message for producer Chris I was walking around San Francisco and you're not gonna believe it I saw the guy who saw the guy who saw the guy who fucked the guy on the bike that was the WATP in San Francisco and then I remember the critics did. I shot him on the fucking head. Hey, the bit saver. So awesome.

That's it, that's it, that's it. That bit. He fucked the guy and shot him on the head. It's over. It's officially done. It should be offensive, but it's not. Did you guys see, so I posted on YouTube, we have two parts of the MSCS media interview

with Stuttering John, Scott, the engineer, everything that we talked about, posted it up there. In the second video, Vic is featured prominently in a very low cut top, you know, not today, but last week. Yeah. And she has a lot of fans on there. I mean, your fan base really increased substantially From that video. Have you seen that back? Have you seen the comments coming in?

I have they really enjoy when women just sit there quietly with their tits out. Yeah, it's fantastic Apparently that's how you build a fan base on YouTube in 2022 Now you know the formula for that so congratulations on your success. Correct the code. Very impressive. Alright what else is Paco up to? Yeah what's up Karl? This is Paco. I posted up in the car like a bandage. I just wanted to say, guys, for real, Sto, to have, dude, he's fucking funny, man. That pulls on point with a lot of shit, dude. You know what I'm saying? I lived the

way he, he's pretty quick with it. You know what I'm saying? I'm sorry, I just got through it in breakfast and it was delicious. I was at the village in. But yeah, dude, I'm about about to subscribe to his podcast. Cool. And you know, hopefully I can go up in the mother fucking comments and piss them off You know saying that was crazy dog. You know what I'm saying Yeah, dude, I just wanted to say that you know it shout out to everything. That's where that shout out going to the mother fucker Oh, yeah fuck made us you know saying mother fucker oh yeah fuck made us you know what I'm saying I'm I'm gonna say that's it last long.

Browthats says Paco's pretty solid good breakfast recommendations and everything yeah we have webo's ranch heroes I'm sure that's a dumb bitch fucking at least 1900's name I'm gonna book about her dude I never have never will I did for a brief second. But you know what's fuck bad. You know, it's over. Ain't nobody could turn me into a fucking hater except myself. All right. And that goes for everybody. It's nobody that could turn you into a hater except for yourself. All right, man. Y'all motherfuckers stay up. Peace. Oh, it're such a bitch thing. It's not that stage is insulting. Bitch, I don't give a fuck even if I am over to you. I don't

fucking care. That's a woman insult. You just respect women with age. Not men. H not me. No, we got it. I want to get breakfast where he gets breakfast. I can angry about it. Spicy peppers. I have to ask. I'm familiar with Paco. Yeah, I'm not familiar with.

Well, she was a regular cop. She was a regular cop. She's a regular cop. And then finally started calling in again recently and yeah I don't think that she enjoys Paco and his antics. I know. Honestly I don't know what some more interesting plot line right now is a meaver-suttering John or Paco versus Meredith because I don't know which what I suited for. It's a Chris is like I will put a poll on it. Yeah. Figure out why do you listen to WOTP? Yo, but all people who are fucking the dingo apartment

just like stop for a week. Yeah, you don't have a theme song. They're pulling Michael's yet. She needs to do her job. Stop doing that stuff with her. So she can do her fucking job. I know. I'm not even gonna be having fun, but stop it. Just stop. Thank you, fucking life. Yeah, seriously, because the best I can come up with was this.

Drive in, drive out, drive through! So yeah, if we could please everyone stop fucking Jenny Jiggles so she can come up with a song. Give her a break. Give her a minute. What a call for air. the side of the

car you won't believe this this week i was in a big sucky contest and i thought for sure i could win there's some there's a white broads and gay guys i'm like you know it i can try this and then in walks in, stuffing John Melinda defending Joe Biden. Oh, we were all beat.

I fuck you back. All right, I like where that went. I was expecting that. All right, last voicemail here. Hey, Carl, you know, you got some fucking nerve, making fun of bobepie for drinking shandy when I don't think I've ever seen you Without a white claw in your hand. I mean seriously dude fucking hard hard Seltzer what are you gonna put in your mouth next a hard cock

There call me back. I said you calling back. You made a couple of good points there. I have to give it to you. I really think of vodka, soda, is different than a white cloth. No, that's why I was showing that. I was showing that this person is correct. That's good. This is a high noon that I was showing to the camera, and I do drink hard-seltzers. That is true. Peach flavored for bottom month or whatever the fuck. Ha ha ha ha ha.

You're happening up, I love you. All right. Well, here in the States, it's 4th of July weekend. What do you got going after the 4th of July, Vic, I know that you're a patriot. You're probably ready to celebrate the birth of this country. I'm just gonna get shit-faced on the capital, Luan area, call it a day. Perfect. I'm sure they'll have no problem with that.

What's the matter? The capital one area. Where is the capital on area? In front of the capital statues. Yeah. Yeah, over there. She's a patriot. She can send the Washington Monument. All right. Thanks for joining us again. How you feeling by the way? Are you over COVID now? I'm over COVID. Oh, you put your not feeling well. You have a headache? Why your husband wants to fuck? I'm the top Myers of five.. What the fuck is wrong with me?

Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye, guys. Are we done here? I think we are. Okay, folks, guess what? The episode's over! Thank you!