Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep324 - Stuttering John is a Substitute Teacher

Episode Date: July 7, 2022

Big news in the world of the Dabblers, Stuttering John finally admits what everyone has known since Muttering John's convincing report, that he's been substitute teaching for extra cash. Or maybe because he likes it and wants to give back to his community. Who knows, there are many explanations given. Shuli Egar, Vinny the Lawyer, and Dr. Steve all join the show to learn why John is finally coming clean on his side hustle (a WATP exclusive). Also, Dr. Steve disagrees with the Postmates ad that tells bottoms what to eat, Vinny thinks Stuttering John's song for Robin's birthday is brilliant, and Tony Michaels tells us everything he learned from an online workshop about podcasting. Spoiler: he learned nothing. https://shalomshuli.com/ https://www.patreon.com/weirdmedicine Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Tickets for the roast: http://creepoffroast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Today we'll be talking about the man who broke the internet this past week. And well, at least the dab wears it out of his sub-rather. Stuttery John Melendez has finally come on his show this past Saturday, talking to major Richard O'Gita. And he confessed that he has been a substitute teacher. Now, as you'll remember, this photo leaked of him with a woman who tweeted out, hey, it was great to meet John in my classroom as he was substitute teaching it. He said, no, that's a lie, that's a Photoshopped image. It was the most ridiculous lie John's ever tried to pull off

because nobody believed it for a second. There was so much evidence, obviously photographic evidence, but also students were tweeting in real time, like holy crap, it's another job. One is my teacher today. And he just kept denying it until finally this Saturday. I just have the whole seven minute clip of him bringing out a guest and then ignoring his guest, just doing his own show.

We could just kind of watch and stop as we go. Yeah, she was the only person in history to claim photoshop of a picture with no nudity and nothing bad. You know what I mean? Just a plethora of this. Who's putting this together for what? She doesn't even look like she works anywhere. She's so random. He's like like clearly somebody took the time to design this Yeah, baby welcome to beer on the balcony. This is the stuttering John Podcasts think about it What is it again the hominage will be joining minisecond? There is the copyright underneath there and the stuttering John podcast. All right. Here it works. That mean nothing. No, I didn't read it.

It's reserved. And here this podcast video is copyrighted. Any monotherized use without the express consent of the Stuttering John podcast. Foster brocks me. Stuttering. Stuttering John podcast fostering brocks me Vinnie the lawyer I want to ask you first. Why does he keep doing this? Does he think this does anything? I don't police. I mean he thinks he does but ultimately we all know that it really means absolutely nothing in terms of you using it because you're adding to it right now with commentary and that's spend established clearly by the law. So in terms of your use, it's useless. It's so funny too because he started doing this months ago. I guess the great Michael. Bob, Tom, this was a good idea. And we've done a ton of reviews

of beer on the balcony since that. He has something about that. He continues to do this thing. Like one day, it'll magically start working. Oh, okay. You know, he, Po-Poc was out somewhere. He gets a call. He makes mistakes of picking it up or he gets the button by accident. And then John's like, if I write, uh, under, and Po-Poc's like, yep, yep, that'll work. They gotta go. They can't. Couldn't hurt John. Go for it. Go for it. Do something other than calling me. John Williams is strictly prohibited. And now without further ado, let me bring on the Army Major. What's up my brother?

How are you Richard? I do a good math, good show today. It was, yeah, it was a great show. And I have some work being done on my place. So, you know, a good friend of mine has helped me out. And, you know, and he was here. What kind of work is being done? And they finally emptying the cat litter or something. I got a team of eight people over here trying to clean my bedroom. Yeah. It looks like the end of ET. Everybody's in full hazmat suit. He's like, wow, John,

you get really loud on your show. I'm like, yeah, I do. Cause I'm freaking passionate about it. Yeah, exactly. That's the same thing, man. I get to, you know, everybody, that's why I was like, give me, take your man's man, take your man's. I know that's your physician saying that, Richard. Everyone's like, take your man's, my dealer.

If you have more than one person in your life repeating to you to take your meds, something is wrong. Something is very wrong. True. Everyone keeps telling me you're crazy person. I don't know what the problem is. Are we supposed to know who Richard O'Hita is? He's not a big guest.

The joke I'm asking. I don't know who that is. He's a guy who ran for Senator from West Virginia, but he's a Democrat and he's always on with Stuttering Johnny. He's like, literally like the last guy who will go on with Stuttering Johnny anymore. None of his other friends. In fact, we just saw this come out where he was talking about, I think Hail Sparks is done with John because he's just said this.

I just talked to Hal and figure out how to do it, if Hal would return my call. Oh, my text. So, when Hal says we turn to calls and tags, something's up. I'm gonna laugh at something that's serious and hopes that it lightens the pain of it. Yeah, you know. I pressed something, you know. All right, so this is great. So he brings, as anyone see this yet,

I don't know if you guys have seen any of this. And I saw a little bit and I stopped because I had a feeling you would be bringing this up. Okay, good. What's so funny here is that he brings on his guest, Richard O'Gita, and then he goes, okay, I gotta clear something up. So he immediately ignores his guest

and just goes out with what he's gonna do. Richard, so I'm gonna do this because it's just getting kind of ridiculous. So I figured, eh, you know, I'm not ashamed of it. So I will now about two years ago, what's getting ridiculous? By the way, I was ridiculous. Have you ever denied? Yes. Well, that's what was it ridiculous. And he ever denied it. Yes. That's what was it ridiculous.

It's an honorable profession. You know, it's cool to have a side gig. And the other thing that's ridiculous is assuming that Richard has other stuff to do. And he's not going to be able to hang out while you address this. He's like, that's all right. I blocked out my whole weekend for this. That's fine. We're good. During COVID, I have two friends who are schoolteaches.

And where do you think those friends, where do you think you met those friends, guys, that are guesses? I'm going to guess at a place where he gets bull, just shit face drunk. That would be my guess. Yeah. All right, no more guesses.

I was hanging out at the pub. And one of the school teachers said to me, John, we need teachers bad. We. Thank you. I literally stop watching when he said the teacher looks at him and goes, John, we need help. I've ever looked at John and said, I need your help for anything. So if you're not doing anything during COVID, since all your gigs got canceled, you know, because I had a full slate of gigs, he goes, okay, does Chad ever have a full slate of gigs? Well, that he does and then women get threatened

with physical violence and then they go away. Come on, have you get at it? He's never had a full calendar, he's never been like a traveling comedian ever. He's never been a comedian. I don't know why he's comedian. Why not become a substitute? Oh, what's a what teacher? Substitute. Why not become a substitute teacher?

Subtitini and I said well, maybe because he can't print out that would be one reason To teach the young He interviews over He ain't teaching English I could tell you that the young here's interviews over. He ain't teaching English I could tell you that. Can I? He goes, do you have a four-year degree? I go, yeah, for a minute, why you? He goes, do you have good grades? I go, yeah. Good grades. He's almost six years old. Let me see a report card. Actually, I haven't had me. He's got the recorder. It's when I hear him talk now, like I can tell by the way he's talking and the way and the things he's saying, how he's completely changed this conversation

to fit his needs. So it's the hero of the story. Right. So the reality of this is he sees two teachers, he hears they teach and he comes over begging on how to get involved with teaching. But by the time he shares this story, he's now that people are running to him. Please help us bring us out of the darkness and into the light. You fucking idiot. Call. You know where he graduated from NYU, but do you know that he didn't go there for the full four years? Yes. someone in the discord just said that he did not graduate from NYU.

Okay. I don't know if you did or did not graduate from there, but he's John is from the same town over from me. And he went to Nassau Community College for the first two years. So when you judge someone on their academics, especially for undergrad, going to Nassau Community College is very, very low. They call it, it's nicknamed 13th grade. So John always brags about going to NYU, but there's a huge difference between going to

NASA Community College and then transferring to a school, then actually getting into NYU. So just one of the interesting facts out there that John doesn't really, he glosses over that aspect of it. I should remind people, I mentioned this last episode, but Vince was John's attorney and co-hosts for a short time. So Vince knows John pretty well, Dr. Steve. Do I have to tell you about the phone? Yes, I'm on call.

He's doing an SJ. You're not on call your own vacation. Now, I'm on call one. I'm on vacation too, yeah. Oh, please. I'm all for what to tell. You're not a call-in-revocation. Now, that's my call-in-revocation, too. Yeah. Oh, for what? To tell him you're not available, because you're a parent. Yeah. I got to call him back.

It's okay. Yeah, I can do it. Dr. Steve's the only guy where you're like, oh, is somebody dying? And he's like, uh, yes, actually. Yeah, it's a right name. She's multiple people, but yeah. It's fine.

I'll call back later. Get to it when I get to it. We got to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it.

I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it., we gotta want to get the whole show up. I'm sorry. That was fine. Good grades. I go, yeah. He goes, by the way, there's no way that's any factor in this.

What was your GPA? Like, who cares? Did you graduate or not? Did you get good at your roommate? What an idiot. Okay, all you gotta do is take this test. He goes, it's a hard test. It's four hours.

It's called the C-Best. It's algebra, math, it's reading and writing. It's every algebraic. algebra, math. Wow. Soft-brand reading and writing. Wow. Really handwriting.

Wow. Literally break those two apart? You have to be literate, you have to be conscious. It's not easy. Tastar, fast here. I like to. They want you to show up soba. Yeah, it's a bar.

The hardest part was it is four hours. He's like, this test is hard. It's four hours. Can I take it home? Here's a website that says the C-Best math test is not difficult. I'm going to start. I went to school. Substitute teachers do not have to pass a difficult test.

I know that for a fact. I've dealt with a lot of them. Okay, it says here you may take the C-Best only. If you have earned at minimum a high school diploma a GED or the equivalent. So I'd like you and I'd like you grades you not factor and okay, thanks Dr. Steve. Hi, you're welcome. Just doing my research. I appreciate it. Four hours of test is, you know, and it's, you know, you can't be an idiot to pass this test, you know what I mean? Hmm. So it was already said he got himself out like, I'm gonna tell you how smart I am.

And how amazing. You can be, you can be an idiot to want to take it. You can't be an idiot to take it. I mean, should Joby Braggie about his intelligence? He brags about everything but like, pick some that maybe that maybe we can like get on board with. Right. So I took the test and I passed it. Actually didn't only pass it on me major,

I got very high scores on the test. Oh, why does he feel compelled? Let's pretend he's not lying, which John is always lying. Let's pretend he's not lying. Why does he feel compelled to say he got very high scores on this stupid test that anyone could pass? And again, he's taking forever to tell this story

and his co-host is sitting there patiently. He's like, Army Major, I didn't just pass. Yeah, it's like, I can move it along if I have to do this. Well, as we talked about on Chrissy Mayer's show, one of the symptoms of a compensatory narcissistic personality disorder is that they seek to create an illusion of superiority and build up an image of high self-worth. So that answers your question, Carl.

I have a question. Can we change the name of that to Melinda's disorder? You're a doctor, make it happen. Okay. That's it. Well, whoever's controlling his Wikipedia page might get right on that. I'm gonna play.

Let's see what's up. And I said, you know what? Why not? It's doing something for my community. And I have money on me, Major, but who doesn't want to make more money? It's like all those people. Oh, I mean, what? Howard serves a billionaire, but he still asked for 20 million more a year. Every. Yeah, because that's a logical amount of money to want to balance it.

Yeah, not good. The L.A.D. You know, he's like, why would I want to make eight bucks an hour? I mean, Howard served makes 20 million more a year every, yeah, because that's a logical amount of money to watch a dollar. Not a good analogy, you know, he's like, why would I want to make eight bucks an hour? I mean, Howard Sird makes 20 million, that was knocking him for that. Well, yeah, that's very different. The other reason why he asks for that is because he can. No more money.

He earns it, yeah. Yeah, and I know tons of people who have a lot of money and a lot of them are like, you know what, I want more money, I'm going to go into the lowest paying industry for work, possible substitute teacher. You're not even a teacher. You're a consistent. You have to be lucky to get called in that day.

Yeah, not a good day. You're essentially on the extra board. You understand? Time is up for a contract negotiation. I mean, who doesn't want to make my money, but seriously, I love it. I love teaching kids. So last year, they really needed me to do five weeks straight teaching sixth grade math and seventh grade algebra. Wait a second. Five weeks straight. That's how long he was hired to do that gig where

he was writing quiz. That's how long he was hired to do that gig where he was writing quiz. Yeah. He's writing questions. Oh my God. I just pulled that together now. But he's not lying. He was writing questions for a quiz. It was just a quiz for kids to tell you. Yeah. Wow. Which again, it's totally fine. Right. Listen, I should on the guy morning, noon and night, but I got to say, you know, I couldn't fucking teach algebra. I could even do it. So I give him credit for being smart enough to do that. Why wouldn't you just admit it from the start? It's such a non-issue that you've made into a huge fucking thing. You know, I, Shule, because admitting that he's doing this gig on the side is to admit that you're not in show business anymore.

And I think that's the thing that John has been holding on to for dear life. Like he's just like an action hero trying to hold on to that ledge and make sure he sells a show business. The world famous stuttering John. You're only known at a bar. Okay. Let's be honest. You know, world famous.

So I love that he was talking about how he was writing these questions for a quiz and it turns out they were X minus three equals seven. What is X was what the question was. I'll log. So I said, yeah, I'll do it. The only reason I didn't say it on this, I didn't say it on the shows because I didn't say it on this. I didn't say it on the shows because I didn't want these assholes haters to attack these children in the school. And so what's changed? Why is it okay now?

And I love the idea that the haters and the trolls are so evil that there's gonna be a school shooting if John admits to these substitute teaching, it's like, John, relax. It's fine. People will let you substitute teach. It's not a big deal. Everyone let John substitute teach.

It's not a big deal. Don't bother it. It's so bother, man. Can we get footage? Perth, come on. And the school and everything else. So that's the only reason. And my friends all know that I'm actually very proud of it.

To me, I'm doing something good. And maybe more people should do something good. I'm proud of my masturbatory habits. That's why I talk about it. Not stop. Shut the fuck up. Too much about it. And the kids, they all love me.

Of course. I mean, I got to say on me, Major, not many people can teach seventh grade algebra. I would put it. I don't think it. I think a lot of people wouldn't be able to teach. Yeah. A lot of people would be able to teach seventh grade algebra. A lot of people. A little bit true. Is this I am legend? He's the last algebra teacher left on the planet. And I mean, there's a teaching agenda that you have to follow. Yeah. It's not like he just walks in there,

wings it every day. He's got the answer key. Yeah. You know, it's pretty easy to teach, but you're like, hey, Tim, you're an idiot. Yeah. Seven's the answer isn't school of rock. Something cool like that, you know.

You know, who else teaches algebra? High school kids, tutors you know. You know, who else teachers algebra high school kids, tutors, you know, middle school kids. Math is like like math is a math is a tough subject period. Of course it is. And to teach it definitely. Awesome. But there's no one in West Virginia who can do that. So Richard's like, holy shit, you did.

Wow. Seventh grade. I know there was a seventh grade This guy made the rank of army major and he's sitting here going math is not my friend I've taught in high school, but you know as usual What happens is the students? Google my name. They call me Mr. Melendez. And then they, they figure out, are you John Melendez? I go, yeah. And

then they go, that's pretty fucking sad. Where's your other tonight's show for 10 years? How much do you want to bet that he tells the kids who he is and and his story. You know, I think he said that at one point. Of course, there's not one. No, he didn't say that. The student that was tweeting said that he introduced himself as Stuttering John Melendez from the tonight show and Howard said, right, that's what it was. But who are kids on your teacher, Jeff the drunk, Carl? It's an idiot.

The kid said that John said you might want to Google me. That's right. Right. That's right. Right. So now it's turned into high school kids know who stood. I got news for you. High school kids don't know who Howard Stern is.

They definitely don't know who the fuck you are. For sure. They don't know what. I know is. Yeah. Are you stuttering John Melendos? I go, yeah. I go, yeah. Yeah.

How did you know? How did you guess? Was it my t-shirt? Asked me about my past career. I was one of his shirt size Wow, you're famous and they all ask for pictures Yeah, cuz everyone in Hollywood which is where he lives has never seen a famous person before like wow You're famous guy get out of here. I mean while I guess if you ask for pictures It's okay, but if you just take one from your seat in the classroom

He'll he'll bully you into shutting down your fucking Twitter page. Yeah. Yeah. So I take a picture and like the teachers ask me for pictures and then one teacher posted it and these trolls got a hold of it and like, and that was the whole big, you know, but again, I'm not ashamed of it. I'm proud of, and I have three kids of my own.

And I'm gonna tell you something on me, Major. This is my favorite dude. Stop talking about your kids. All right. No, I'm gonna get to know I had to. Yeah. You got to talk about your fucking kids. We don't need that.

He's sitting here paying this picture as if it was brought up a week ago. And he's just getting it to now. Yeah. Like you lied over and over again for over a year. Yeah. Right. And then he's going to sit here and go, I'm proud of it. It doesn't bother me. Oh, look at this tweet right here. So that the picture that I put up there before, which is this one right here. So this is him with the teacher, the teacher posted this, Hey, look at I met Centering John today in class. He accused her of-

Why did you Photoshop that picture? And she went back to the picture of you and I was not Photoshopped. And then he wrote back, bullshit DM me. He knows he's lying. We're pretending to protect the children for some reason. He's like, what did that all? She said, teacher, and she said,

the picture of you and I, I'm sorry, the grammar is wrong. Yeah, you and I was not Photoshop. I know. That's not the best of the brightest. Have you seen California? Oh, I think they're not going well. What an idiot. But yeah, that's a really good point, Chewie.

This is months of past. No one's even talking about this anymore. All of a sudden, he comes out and he reveals that he was actually a substitute teacher. And he's so proud of it. So proud of it. He kept it a secret for two years. Well, he's a hero.

He saved algebra. You know, he's a hero. Nobody could do this with him. Well, just the fact that he comes out and admits that he was lying. Despite the fact that he likes to say dumb things like, I don't like, I don't like to lie. Oh, that's what you're just nuts.

Everything he says is potentially a lie, because he holds down the lies for a long time. So when he says he's not a little driver and when he says all these different things, you wonder, huh, was the comedy club really threatened with one-star reviews or were you not selling tickets? Because you claimed it wasn't because of ticket sales.

You were gonna make thousands of dollars. But gosh, you sure do seem to lie a lot, Chad. Holy shit, you know what I just thought? I don't think he's on a real balcony. There were no more. His whole life is a lie. Oh my God. What did he do yet?

Three. From being a substitute teacher, but like I don't take off really to do my show because I won't do it usually on Tuesdays and Thursday, unless they say, Mr. Melandez, we really need you. Can you do five weeks for us? Can you do because we need someone who can actually teach algebra and everything else?

I go, yeah, yeah, but anyway, he doesn't listen. He knows he has to take down the GQP, but there's priorities in life. You know, these kids need them. Fine, I won't be Batman for the next five weeks. I'll just be Bruce Wayne. We're in the sixth minute of this video and major OJ has not said a single word yet, except medication. That's the only thing he's talking about. I love it because I make it entertaining. I'm the emeral legacy of some of your teachers. Like, if I and I don't expect you to know, but if you try and isolate a variable, if I

do the reciprocal, if I cancel the reciprocal, I go boom, and I cross it out and all the kids, you said, bam. Yeah. He's talking about seventh grade algebra. And he goes, I don't expect you to understand what I'm about to say. Right. This is going to get a little longer. You're only an army major who's afraid of math, but I don't expect you to understand what I'm about to say. Right. This is going to get a little. You're only an army major who's afraid of math, but I don't expect you to follow alarm. Okay.

That's a lot of humoral. I'm going to call him a troll. So call him a card. F. Oh, once I'm leaving the school early because I didn't have a six period in the and these kids in the classroom were like, Mr. Melinda has come back, and then I walk back crowd in classroom and they go, can you do boom? And I go, boom!

And they all just freaking applaud. You know, and they all end. Oh, shit. I mean, I can't add to that. That's the most bad, technical thing. And then they held me up, and they carried me out through the parking lot. He's Rudy.

He thinks he's fucking Rudy. They all cheered rules greatest teacher World's greatest teacher. Yeah, I mean, if I could have done a Kastanza and left a recorder in the room after he walked out Can you imagine what you heard what a fool? We got the fucking douchebag They're all trolling him Yeah, they're all trolling of Asked me for he makes math fun I'm the emerald lagassi I put I go variable and then I go swing Pictures and autographs I love it. It's I love it because I because as a performer as a comedian

It's something I could do I can make learning fun. fun. And you know, and it can have an enjoyable experience. Wow, you know, trusting that the teacher knows what the hell he's talking about. Yeah, and because I'm so sick, you know, shout out general. Like all these jokes, so much the same, but I was a limo driver, which is a lot of shit. That's enough on you. Yeah, I'll hit the full rank But What are you up to?

Four words today Fuck up You're up here, man It's called the Stuntary John Bullenness Podcast What the hell he's talking about Yeah, and everything Because I'm so sick

You know, oh, like all these trolls They also like to say That I was a limo drive, which is a loaded shit. I told that shit. I would admit to that. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. Look, they came to me, they go listen, people got to get to the airport, okay?

And people need to get to prom. We need you, John. They also like to say, I need supervised visitation for my kids, which is a load of shit. You like to say that? I've heard John say that way more than anyone else. It keeps bringing it up. I mean, I literally haven't seen it posted anywhere. The only thing I know about it is him constantly talking about it. And also, what's remember that he once said that he told that to a guy to find out if that guy was part of the hate site community, because then if he saw it posted on there,

he would know that that was the guy who posted it because he told him that it was his grand plan. So we have two generals here, strategic masterminds. And I don't care about anything, but I'm just telling you. This doesn't carry. This is where it's seven minutes in. He doesn't care. He doesn't lie.

He doesn't care. Yeah, are you by any of this? Check. Because as my friends know, when my family know, I'm proud of all the accomplishments that I have attained in my life. And being a substitute teacher, as we say in California, a guest teacher is another one. Is another feather in my cap.

Yeah, look, I mean, all right, now you could talk. I'm amazing, and every single way, now you go. I don't care, I don't like. Keep it on my cap. Yeah, and I don't let you talk. Shut up, you. I think I'm in front of all my accomplishments.

We know. We're very aware of that. So I have a theory guys. I have a theory on why John just decided to admit that he was a guest teacher. What I wanted to ask you why. Yes, because why would he do this now? Doesn't make any sense.

Unless I was served paper. Yes, here it is, my cease deceased from Mr. Sutterig John. Moandes. What? Yeah. In this season deceased, he mentions that at least one of our listeners has acted on your encouragement and or instructions by targeting children at the public school that employs Mr. Moandes.

So they just wanted to work it in to all of these different things. You know, I was responsible for the comedy clubs getting canceled. I've been responsible for all these different things. So because he had to put this into the loss, he's like, well, shit, now I gotta go out because he's gonna talk about it. He's got proof.

So I gotta go out of the minute before he gets out there and tells everyone. And again, another example of what an idiot he is, because nothing's gonna come from this and he's just let the cat out of the bag for no fucking reason, for nothing. Oh, he also spent some money to have the stun for the season to assist.

And so, what is he telling you to cease doing? Yes, all right, so this is what I wanna talk about. Being taught about apparently. Uh, I could do that. I might start right now. So apparently what I need to stop doing is encouraging listeners to harass him and his children. That's the main crux of this.

Now he's never listened to my show and he reads the sub-read it where people are like, I can't leave Carl posted a 41 minute rant about John's children. Like people like put that shit on there to fuck with them. And then he just believes it. He's like, oh, I'm gonna sue him. I'm gonna sue him good. All I ever do is say don't fuck with John. I don't know what his children's names are.

I don't know anything about them. I don't care. We make fun of podcasts and podcasters. We don't care about their families. Who are these podcas? But John is convinced that we go after his kids and we encourage people to harass him. And I want to talk to you, Vinny,

about what you think should be done hypothetically. Like let's say, Juan put a cease and desist to Kevin for things that Kevin had nothing to do with. And it's totally taken aback by that there's gonna be in a legal document. Right. Keep in mind, Warren doesn't lie and doesn't like to lie. So go ahead.

Starting from the beginning, you weren't served with a lawsuit. You had a male delivered document that says cease-indicis. It has no legal bearing whatsoever, except for the point that it's putting some party on notice that you potentially are doing something wrong, and if you stop, maybe they won't pursue any further litigation. So you weren't served presumably by a service processor, right? No. How did you get the document?

It was mailed to me. Right. So that's generally not acceptable means for service. So this is just a start. I would first go through line by line and any allegations in there that aren't true. Obviously, you did me made aware to the attorney that took this case.

Now, I don't know. I'm not speaking out specifically to John's case because I know that I represent John in the past. And there's probably not a conflict now, but just because you can put your fucking phone on vibrates like an adult. Have you ever listened to my show before? It's all as hard as by the way. Just just hard if keeps calling this phone over. Right. Sorry. Go ahead, David. Yeah, this is just general advice. So when you have a cease and desist,

it's not something you panic over. I mean, I've sent them and I've received them on behalf of clients. So you need the first start, we'll first start with what the main allegation is and what technically you need to cease. Right. Yeah.

I was just wondering if I should even respond to this because if he's telling me to stop doing something I have never done and don't do right. I could just like, yeah, okay. I'm we're on the same page. Yeah, you know, I'm just Maybe yeah. Yeah, the issue is like if you have a client that comes in that is super insecure about something and somehow got you to actually write this letter. Then they're going to make these numerous allegations. And perhaps if you have a response that says, if you have any proof of what you're alleging, send it to me. And then we'll speak the general allegation that you're told someone to harass John, for example, or want. If that is true, send me where I did that. Show me where my client did that. Whoever you have representing you, or even if you do it yourself, it's fine.

And if you do, and if you show me where I've harassed Mr. Juan, then I'll stop it. But if not, I appreciate you don't make allegations just based on conjecture. All right. So, would your recommendation be for Kevin to respond to Juan in this hypothetical situation? Only if you believe that there's a real potential that Juan would file a lawsuit. So meaning that does he have a legitimate law firm and the funding to actually file this lawsuit? Now he may have a friend that's willing to do it for free. I don't know. I'm not serious, because once it's filed,

then you have to answer. You have no choice in the matter. You have to answer, most likely, spend the money to answer. I think it would be foolish on his part, assuming you didn't do whatever he alleged, because we haven't heard that yet. But yeah, if you do respond, and then he has his attorney, I say go back and say,

John, hey, it says here, you have three minor kids. This isn't even true. Why do you lie to me about that? And things like that. You look at any type of mistakes that were made in there because what are you supposed to do as an attorney? You have someone that John has come in. John does have a compelling story.

And he says that you're harassing his kids and you're interfering with his contracts with the various clubs. And that sounds compelling as an attorney. says that you're harassing his kids and you're interfering with his contracts with various clubs. And that sounds compelling as an attorney. We all know John's persona and most of it is blown up and not necessarily true, but an attorney doesn't know that. Right. Yeah. And when it comes to, if I can just jump into her, say, when it comes to like taking it up a notch and even threatening people. I believe he threatened you. Yes. Right? It's chilly.

Thank you for bringing it up because I don't bring it up very often. And actually I got a note from somebody. I started watching your YouTube vids recently and I am now a huge fan. Love all your vids, especially those about Scythering John. Yesterday I watched the one where he threatened a mob hit on Twitter and I cannot tell you how infuriated it made me when he said and tweeted, ha ha I've been hanging around john gadi jr too much. See I'm actually a gadi my uncle is john gadi junior my grandfather was john gadi I'm actually the first born grandchild my mother is angel gadi. southern john hardly knows my uncle and the fact that he is name dropping like this is ridiculous

Suddenly John hardly knows my uncle and the fact that he is name dropping like this is ridiculous. And actually this goes on. I won't read the whole thing. But it's just so fun. It's just like, dude, don't break fucking John getting junior into this you idiot. He's not friends with you. And that's literally the threat that he made to me. I know people in New York who aren't too happy with Kevin. That's a threat.

You know that. You know that's a threat. You know that. You know that's a threat. I take it all back. He is the most entertaining person I've ever seen heard. I mean, the name, he pulls out a name. And the people get back to him and really shut the fuck out of him. His threat backfire didn't have threatened himself. Unbelievable.

Yeah. So, all right. Well, I will have to speak to my legal representation and determine next steps on this, but it's just, it's fascinating to me. I'd get a cease and desist for something I've never done. That's a weird one. Do what John does, find the best free lawyer you can find because the best ones are free.

Remember that. Of course. Yeah. of course I'm talking because I would love for the for him to actually see you and that would be hilarious to me but we all maybe that's a lot to see you because again I said it before even though you've been through it a lot if you get sued all of a sudden things are things get real right it's something not to take lightly, although it would be hilarious. But also, things get real for all parties. Not just one. Things are going to get real for him. There's information that he's going to have to give out.

That, I mean, if it took him a year to admit he's a substitute teacher, he's not going to want to share this other information, right? Oh, yeah. And then that's why I'm torn because ultimately if John does sue Carl then again, we said it before Carl has access to all the discovery There will be no payment ever until Carl gets to see all the money that John has lost Did he alleged that he lost money because you interfered with his his comedy gigs?

Yeah, so there is mention of missing on thousands of dollars, of course, in this. Right. So, in terms of what he would have to do is show liability, but then he would have to prove damages. Right. And you would have to show the ticket sales for those shows. Yes. Correct.

And any correspondence with the club, correct? Exactly. So, how much could that possibly be? So, maybe it is worth it to get sued because let's say he wins that amount. What would it be? I don't know, but it would be funny entertaining. It'd probably be his biggest payday in stand-up comedy if he won that wrong. Again, in defensive general, it's not fair. He's made a lot of money in comedy, especially during the times he worked at the show Yeah, there's some keeping the record for real. I know you guys love the bass John But I mean he has made a lot of money in stand up. Oh, it's not just me who likes to bass John

It's also a guy named Howard Stern It's no one pulled this old clip First of all regarding you stuttering John You are a guy who perceives himself as funny. When you go on the Ricky Lake show, when you go on the last call show, when you do these shows, when you go on the Conan show, you turn to people inevitably afterwards and go, hey was I funny? I'm going to tell you something about yourself.

You are the least funny person I've ever met. You are not funny. You're obnoxious. You're not funny. I'll tell you what's funny about you. You stutter. When you go on TV and you try to be me, it's not funny. It comes off obnoxious.

Okay. I mean, yeah, to figure it out back then. It's true or words have never been spoken. We were just watching the video of John from this past week. Is that look like the same person? No. I've never seen a transformation like that. He looks terrible.

He looks like he's on his fucking last leg. I think the week Mickey Mantle died. He looked better than John looks today. This thing could have been a whole stand of what was the movie with Edward James almost for a stand in deliver. Yes, stand in deliver or yes, or you mentioned school of rock where you got this guy that had this this really amazing career that any of us would have been happy to have working on the Jay Leno show for all those years. And now he becomes a school teacher and he kind of made this into a thing. We would have all been very proud of him. I'm proud of him now. I just wish him. Hit it for so long for such an ass and I and reason.

Yeah, I know. He should have just come right out immediately when that photo was posted. Yes. Actually, I bet people would have been like, good at him. He's doing something. Absolutely. I'm tricking yourself stupid every day. Yeah, I'm not shitting on him from being a sub.

I think that's how he's doing good work out there. He's actually helping people, but you know, everything else I'll shit on him for. But I've also heard Carl say a thousand times, if he said it once on this show, don't fuck with people in real life. Right. Don't fuck with Stuttering John. Let him do his thing. Observe and report. I mean, I've heard that. That to see, before I ever talked about Stuttering John once on this show, I had tens of thousands of people try to ruin my life So I know what happens when you do a fun little show I know I know what happens a fun little show and if people get involved in real life

I try to get you fired and ruin your financial situation. It fucking sucks. I don't wish that anybody Especially now someone who makes me so much money Right, yeah, nobody wants that All right, let's let's see what else Howard Stern had to say to John Beckett. Good day. When you go on the air and you run around like Howard and you look like you're doing a bad Howard impression,

you are not funny. So afterwards, when you come off these shows and you say to me, well, was I funny? Or you say to Jackie, Jackie, what was I funny? That's funny. Because you're so insecure, you're funny. You're being you. When you go on these shows and you're me

and you're yelling at people and you're stuttering and you lose your charm. Now here's the other thing you ought to learn about yourself. You don't take criticism well. You don't listen. That's true. That is very much true. Howard's 100% on both of those things.

He's pretty much telling him like, John, you are a child like, and that's what makes you funny. Is you go in, you interview celebrities, you don't even know what you're saying. And they're getting offended. You don't know why. Like that's why you're funny. Yeah. He's in a very nice way saying your flaws are the best part of you. Yes,

right. So during John wants to be funny, but when he tries to be funny, he's not. So this is like a weird conundrum that he's had. That's why I said, just put these fucking cameras in your apartment and just roll 24 hours. It'll be the most entertaining shit ever. And let me just say this, you know, he's gone on, he's, he said numerous times, he doesn't know one thing I did for the show. He doesn't know, you know, I can tell you and all the bits I've done for the show and all the times I've been in studio talking to Howard, talking to the gang, he's never come close to saying anything like this about me ever. Well, so, this gets even better, check this out, because I was gonna ask you, if you've ever heard this

from Howard Stern. What have we learned so far? And I'm gonna give you overall advice about career. I'm gonna give it to you, Jackie and everyone else. Jackie's got a whole nother set of problems. These are your problems today. Okay. A, you're not funny.

I know you think you're funny. Do you think you're funny? I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. you're funny. Do you think you're funny? I'm telling the truth. Do you think you're funny? Do you think you're a funny person? Yeah, you're not okay? I don't want to do you are not funny. I don't want to disagree. No, you're not very funny because I hear him say That means he's not listening If you genuinely disagree, I want you I want to know so I can help you with it. No, no

I'm taking valuable radio time can help you with it. No, no, I'm taking valuable radio time I'm Help you with your career. I'm trying. Are you a funny guy? I'm serious. Let me see. Do you see yourself as funny? Do you think you're funny? I'm not supposed to say no, no, you can say whatever you want I'm saying you feel I mean I'm trying to help you now. I thought you thought I was funny No, no you are funny When I tell you what to say and you're yourself and you're genuine and you stammer That's funny Say say I should be more genuine than you would never be a stand-up comedian you're not funny and when you try to be funny you come off obnoxious okay yes he is so you know I just got finished analyzing his stand-up set it took me three episodes. Yeah, it's called the Uncle Rico show named after John and it's where four episodes in. It's on the Patreon, but you know, I'm listening

to his standup and his crowd work in particular. And his crowd work is so obnoxious and it's so a bruh. There's's no there's no like feeling out there's no being nice to the pee like he's just like who is had a kid and then and then I'll go huh what he doesn't hear anybody it's just so fucking and the two the best is this go to he sees a

couple at a table he goes you two fucking oh my god so you guys fucking. So some notches. Like I was not used to, cannot do stand up. He's not good at it. He's the only guy as Andy said on our show, I believe, he's the only guy who got canceled from comedy not because he was racist or insensitive

because he's not funny. That's why his comedy comedy career. I did. Right. All right. This is the last clip I have from this Howard search show. God, the show used to be great. I did. So fun. Unbelievable. And many times you'll say, you know, gee, Howard puts the words in my mouth or Jackie and Fred put the words in my mouth and I'm embarrassed. Whatever your genuine feeling is. And then all of a sudden you start to stutter and you go whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa money. You're not funny. Like I tell jokes is not good. Right. Okay. I've watched you shows. You stand up and you start yelling at people sometimes you do a little. No, no, no, no, I tell them a question that I've asked on the show. I see you with the girl on

the show and you stand up and you say, hey, come on, baby. Come on. Don't you want to go out with me? Don't you want anything you do? It's not your style. Excuse me. And it comes off obnoxious. It's hard to watch. She's a gorgeous girl, but I see what you're doing. You're trying your force in it. Okay. And again, how it's right, because the funniest things John has done on the show was the green screen falling down. Yeah.

Was the funniest thing he's ever done. And then followed up very closely with that time, he was wearing a green shirt. Haha. And so you can see the city from behind. And so he went back, he took his green screen down thing that was gonna fix the problem Right that's what people pay to see Yes, feel of something in this video before but today I was watching that like this is so perfect Howard went full most radamus something this video before, but today I was watching that like, this is so perfect. Yeah. For everything that we're talking about. We're going full no straight.

Domestika. Uh, uh, really quick. I want to switch gears. Then we'll get back to this because I have some more things to talk about from beer on the balcony, but while we have Dr. Steve, I want to get him back on his vacation with his lover family. Oh, my wife's already cussing me. Well, she must know that this is more important to you

than your family who are these podcasts. I'd love to have Dr. Steve fight with his wife. That would be, you shot your mouth. Oh, no, this is how I get me to go down. I get me to go talk about anal sex and insoluble fiber. And now curls got me embroiled in a fucking lawsuit. Yeah, can you just spell your last name and read out your dross real quick, please? I've sent three patients to voicemail. They're all dead.

Yeah, and that I'm very proud of you, John. So we played this commercial for postmates the other day and it's outrageous. And Dr. Steve was like, I am offended by this as a position. So I want to play some of it. Tell me when to stop it. If there's something you disagree with that we need to get into.

Okay. What are you eating this pride? Stop. That's awesome. Well, if you're a top, it seems like you can eat whatever you want. But if you're a bottom, you're expected to starve? Not this pride, introducing the bottom-friendly menu from Postmates. We teamed up with Dr. Evan Goldstein from Bespoke Surgeical to bring you a menu of bottom-friendly foods.

So they teamed up with a doctor to get you bottom-friendly foods. Yeah. And if I ever helped out with bottom-friendly foods, all I would ask is you don't use my first and last name in the commercial. We be out of this. Yeah. In case anyone's not following, I know we talked about this last time,

but what they're talking about here is during pride month and June, you don't want to eat foods that might result in you shitting on your boyfriend's penis. And that's literally what they're talking about here. Right. That by signs. Yeah. Insolven.

You know, a lot of advertisers use this angle to sell their products. Thank God because you know for years People have just been shitting all over their boyfriend and finally somebody's doing something about it good for them Well, they're not even using euphemisms. I mean the only thing they're not doing is showing it somebody's shitting all over the You got it promo code. Yeah promo code shit dick gets you 20% on Yeah, promo code shit dick gets you 20% on fiber won't help you feel cute. So avoid things like whole grains wheat brand cauliflower potatoes with cubes. Oh, hold up. Are you? Dr. Steve should be able to get one of those things? No, no, what they later on in this thing,

I mean, I'm sure you don't want to play the whole thing again. They talk about not you know, the guy says says are you eating those beans It's like no, he should be eating those things. Oh, I Here the do's and downs. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay. Well, yeah, don't eat a hot dog I hope Tony Michaels is not a bottom cuz he would have a hard time with this Why isn't there why isn't there a picture of a penis going in and ass on the don't side? You homophobic. I love.

I've blown Ralph three times. Everybody relax. There's a high time. I talk about avoiding fiber. And here's the thing is what they are doing is encouraging people to avoid heart healthy foods just so that maybe there will be a chance that they won't have a load in their rectum when they go to have anal sex.

This isn't just a gait. I mean, as a heterose, you know, people have, you know, as sex as well. And we've talked about this on our show multiple times. And we're in medicine. We're in medicine. I'm serious exam by the way. Thank you, thank you. The key to this is lots of loob.

And then just some prep ahead of time. If you really don't want shit all over the bed, then either defecate before you go or use an animal. That's the thing. And people, if you've got one in the chamber, it's gonna come out in the bed when you stick a probe in there, whatever it is, if it's made out of flesh and blood,

or if it's made out of plastic. See, you should be talking like Vinny the warrior there, allegedly, hypothetically. If you have one in the two, yeah, I mean, I don't know, the actual situation, but potentially that's what could happen. I'm just picturing your poor wife standing across you right now, just shaking her head like this. She said the beach wedding for me to come pick her up. That's what the problem is. So, but, you know, soluble fibers found in beans, oaks, flaxseed, all the things

they're telling you not to eat, they help control your blood sugar levels, they aid in achieving healthy weight. This is bad advice. And the thing is that you got to eat like this for a couple of weeks before it really starts to change the your bowel movements. I'm shocked. Dr. Steve isn't endorsing the bottom friendly menu. isn't endorsing the bottom friendly menu. No, I'm endorsing absolutely. As play is delightful. I'm there are lots of people who enjoy it, but this is bad advice. That's what I'm saying. So what you're saying is that the heart might be more important than the sphincter.

You should be focused on that more so. On the fob. If you were having anal sex, you are used to having some, you know, a legume on the end of your deck at the end of it. Yeah. By the way, that's, that was the gayest part of the commercial was legume. We actually did a study once. We didn't do the study. We did a story once talking about whether, as you know, anal sex causes fecal incontinence, it actually turns out that it doesn't. They have a thing called a rectal manometer,

where you can stick a balloon and someone's ass and have them squeezed down on it, right? I did not know you were a party once. Yeah, of course. It's the most fun thing. It goes into balloon, comes out of poodle. So you have them squeezed down on this thing and you measure the pressure. Then you have people do a whole bunch of anal sex and then come back and stick the

monometer in and have them squeezed down again. And you find that the actually the amount of pressure that they can apply is less than it was before they started having anal sex, but it's still more than enough to keep feces in the rectum so that you're not dropping loads. All right. Now I have to ask a very uncomfortable question, and I apologize for this in advance. So my mother-in-law who listens to the show, but we recently did a podcast where they're interviewing a porn star.

And the porn star said she took a triple anal and There was another time when she had double anal plus a fist and I'm wondering at a certain point is it too much Yeah, yeah It's curious. Yeah, I don't want to be banging a chick and feel a guy's swatch You got to do a needle dick first or a small dildo and then work your way. All right, so start with me is what you're saying. I agree, Dr. Steve, all the ladies out there. That's the joke that I wasn't gonna throw.

Kind of fucking doctor. Are you by the way? You are all over the place. Yeah, I know. So why we love them. Dr. Steve, weird medicine. You can check out the podcast wherever you get podcasts. It's also on series like Saturdays or Sundays. Oh, yeah, Patreon is where you do

I'm not gonna come slash weird medicine. Thank you. Awesome. But yeah, thanks for having me. Surely we'll talk Love it to meet you. You take Chris It's like a the greatest All right, then say goodbye to me Later needle dick All right, then say goodbye to me later needle dick. All right. Thanks everybody. See you later.

I'm having a bad week. I'm having a bad week. Oh, okay, that's enough out of you. They'll spend time with your wife for fuck sake. Get out of here. Did he go trophy wife or does he sell the old model? Oh, I think he asked him why he was on. I think he's good.

I don't remember. Well, you can't answer that question either way. he's almost gonna be pissed. Yeah, right. I know. Please, who is that doctor used to work with a similar doctor on the show, too? Dr. Fish, Dr. Herring. Yeah. Yeah. He's actually, he's involved with a lot of big things now. So he can't work with me anymore. Oh, really? What is he up to? I don't want to get into it, but he's on a couple boards and he's a big deal out in Florida somewhere. So I love him. He's good to call. Do you remember it?

Shouly working with that doctor. I do. Yeah. What was it? I forgot. What were the segments about? Well, he was a urologist. So he, people just calling, a lot of wives would call him

with their husband's dick problems because the husband were too embarrassed to get on the phone. So she's like, I'm sitting right next to him. And sometimes there's yellow discharge that comes out when he comes. And it was all stuff like that. But you had your own show with him? Mm-hmm. Yeah, all right. I'm being asked right now to go on the drew in Mike's show to talk about the season

deceased. So I'm going to let them know that I'm doing a asked right now to go on the drew and Mike show to talk about the season deceased So I'm gonna let them know that I'm doing a show right now. I thought you were just about to log out Well, I'm gonna go on a much bigger show than this one. I'll be right back Just me looking at Chris going. So what do you got going on? I can send that with three-yard like like to come out here I guess. Yeah. All right, let's finish up this beer on the balcony. I just have some fun clips to go through here after that.

Obviously, he had the whole monologue about being a guest teacher to start off, but it doesn't end there. It's so funny because, and I know who the put you know, I know who this one guy is. I trust me. I do. But he constantly I mean, I'm probably happened to you, but they try and post to all my guests. Look, here's John. He's a substitute teacher.

Yeah. So what? You know, it's like this is your big Get who cares? Yeah, I do it part time because I enjoy it You know, as a stand-up comic. What the hell else are you gonna do during the day? Podcast play with you right? Yeah, but you fucking right. Yeah, but you know, Joe He did he did a joke on stage about

Watching porn and buying it for 1299 on direct TV. How many fucking years ago did you come up with that bit? Oh, relate to that one. Obviously. Yeah. So, John says, I don't know why these guys are, you know, sending these messages to my guest saying, I'm supposed to teach her because you were denying it. That's the only reason. Oh, who cares? You do. You denied it. You told a woman that she photos you have to photo of you. You're the problem in this equation again. You are you should know equations. Yeah. Elgin for teacher. X plus John equals bad. So for us, everything.

This is everything. I mean, look, this is the same guy that told his followers to go shit on the comedy club that canceled his appearance. So, you know, I mean, he just, he oozes hypocrite out of every fucking genre we've got on. I wrote John. And also, don't fuck with John's guests. I'm sorry. I mean, I don't say that enough out here,

but there are people who try to like fuck with his guests or try to get them so they can't answer. Let John get his guests on his show. All right. Him more guests. We all help book people for his show because it's only going to lead to more gold. Don't you understand? Now I want you to know that John never lies. He's an open buck. Just point, it's like, I don't know.

You know, I look for anybody who knows me on the Stern Show, who's known me in my entire career. I'm an open book. If you read my, you know, he comes out the chair. He's the boss. Come on the show. He's the balls come on the show. Go for the last two years. I've been lying to everyone. And he goes, I'm an open book.

Well, if you read by any kid, think of the word, fuck, I'm an open book. If you read my, you know, autobiography, you know that I'm a poor, he plays syndrome. What is not trying to be funny? It's what he's the funniest. It's good. When he puts his own spike strips out into the road,

and then runs over and he's out, is him and his best. That's great. Always, I always tell the truth and runs over it himself. And he made his best. That's great. Always, I always tell the truth and I'll tell you everything from my hemorrhoids to childbirth as you saw in my act. I don't care. He's using bits as examples of his honesty. Yeah.

And his co-host does not care either. Holy shit. God, how many times do you have to hear about his fucking stand-up show? You came to my stand-up show. Remember this joke is like, no, I don't, I'm barely paying that show. Lock it out. Yeah.

Wow, the balls on this guy to come on and talk about how he doesn't lie and he's an open book. He doesn't care. He doesn't care. He's an open book, though. He's not lying about that. He's an open book for everybody else's books, right? He'll sit there and he'll talk about Jackie's medical condition and talk about what we all know. Your wife cheating on you.

I mean, stuff like that is, you know, he's an open book, but for his life, he doesn't say a fucking word. Well, it's funny too, because I've played videos on this show of him saying, I don't tell you guys the truth. Do you think you show of him saying, I don't tell you guys the truth. Do you think you know anything about me? I don't tell you which car I drive. I put out things to give you a misdirection. And it's like, what is it, John? You can't say both of these things.

You're an open book and you lie all the time. And we can't believe him. He's a real stupid dolly this guy. He's unbelievable. Master of deception. He's like another inspector, Clusa. All right. Master of deception. He's like another inspector, Clusa. Yeah, that's. All right, so now his buddy Richard

is gonna give him some props here, which is always gonna build them up. You're a comedian. Fuck, man, all you do is try to make people laugh. Keep trying. Yeah, emphasis on the word try. Yeah, you do try to make people laugh, which of course is not true.

They're on a political show together where they just talk about politics. And he's and the other thing he's trying to do is get his name on the comedy store wall and he's baffled that he can't do that. Yeah, you want to talk about that real quick? Oh, that was pretty funny. It's so maddening to me that clip because as my people say, the chutzpah on this fucking guy to sit there and be like, he doesn't even know who's booking the club. Yeah, he's a comedian on his show.

Who's booking at the comedy store? Right. Because he thought it was someone, but that person went to Austin to work at Joroga's New Club. It used to be Adam Eget. Adam, if you watch Norm's podcast on YouTube, Adam was his co-host and Adam booked the comedy store for years. And he's friends with everybody, all the big names.

No, he's a great guy. And when Rogan went to Austin, he went, because Rogan's opening a club out there. So he went to go book, he's going to be book and Rogan's club. So he left. And he's like, who's doing that now? But it wasn't just to get booked. He also wanted his name on the wall. Well, that's the thing. She was like, she's like, I don't know who's in charge of that. I don't know. And then his approach in it is like, I tell him, I don't even know half these people on the wall. Oh, that's going to get you up there. That's going to help you out in this

industry. David Leiterman never heard of them. Max. Yeah. Yeah. Like, here's, here's the reality of people getting on that wall. Not one person that got on that wall by asking to be on it. Correct. Not one. It's, it's a thank you from the club. It's, it of like, hey, you're welcome here any time, you're past, you're a paid regular. That's what that wall means that you make money every time you go in there to perform. And I should point out, show you the last time he went to the comedy store. It was after he had dinner with Lisa Jordana and he was all put off because he brought friends.

So then he went to the store and he talked about it where he wanted to get up on stage, they wouldn't let him on stage, and he paid $12 for a course light and was all put off by how much money he had to pay for a beer and then left. Guess what, if you're buying, yeah, if you're buying a drink,

you're never gonna be allowed to go on stage. They don't allow people in the audience to go on stage. Right, they're suiting up with their name on the wall. Good point. It looks like don't take checks from. They would put his name on the wall. How do I get my name on the wall? And two more cause lights, please. In restaurants, we would say amongst ourselves, the best way for people to maintain their VIP status is to never ask for one. Right's right he will never understand that no he's a snorer yeah 100% all right do you guys want to know why people fuck with stuttering John

I'm sure you're curious right sure sure I don't even know why I do yes he has the answer why would anybody want to waste a charm to throw stones at you Because I'm a Democrat That's it. That's it. That's the only thing That's the only thing Because he's one of the two largest political parties in this country and by the way So it's everyone else in Hollywood Every other person is a Democrat. And outspoken about it.

And John's like, they had just got to me because of my political affiliation. What? What do you mean? I also think the Army Major should turn down the ring light setting or two because he is sweating. Like it's just what hair he has left is so waiting for John to shut up so he can get

a word in. And today, John Sarcimahal again, his comedy shows were canceled and cost him thousands of dollars. He keeps saying this over and over again. And then he goes, and you know, who's the blame for it? And I thought for sure, surely by day, it was going to come out of his mouth. And he goes, you know, who's the blame for all of this? Trump.

I was going to say Republicans. What the fuck Trump's the blame for your comedy show, it's gonna cancel. He's the one who empowered these people to hate. Like, okay, no one ever hated anyone before Trump. All right. Yeah. No one.

Everybody loved everybody. But this is where you stick up for job at a certain point, I think. Well, it's gonna ask, truly, when he got his picture on the wall of the comedy club. It's not a picture, it's a name truly when he got his picture on the wall of the comedy club. It's not a picture, it's a name and my name isn't on it. And I've never asked, I've performed four times

at the comedy store. I've performed in every stage in there. I got a guy at Roast Beef Sandwich. I got another couple. And they gave me beer for $4. What do you think it has? That's how much they like me. So you're K-I-P. I'm but the thing is Vinnie, I'm not sitting here, you know, crying about it to another

comedian. I would never do that in a million years. You know, that's shit. That's not what comics do. John is not a comic. He's proven that time and time again. I find that so fascinating though that comics need to be part of this community They need to be accepted as a comic and even having a picture a name on the wall is such a huge deal Well, you don't listen you go through Stages in this where you're working for free for the most part maybe drinks maybe a meal, right? And then you get to a point where no matter the club, not just the comedy store, and you know, New York, New York comedy club is my home club. And getting past and the people there saying, you can work here regularly is a big deal

to comics because of that journey because it took so long to make 20 bucks a spot, you know, it's not like they're making killer money. I mean, I'm sure at the store, they're making great money. But, but for the most part at the clubs, it's about, you know, they're helping you, they're not helping you, but you just, you've, you feel more like a comic when you're past than any other time. Are you sure fear talks about this a lot? Because he worked at the club, he was the door man. Right.

A very long time at the store. And he worked his way to finally becoming a regular there. And he's talked about them, he's very proud of the fact that he was able to. But he doesn't bring it up all the time. Like once you're accepting into this thing, you stop talking about it. I don't hear Are you sure fear talking about his name being on the wall?

He doesn't give a fuck. He's a known entity now. John is so obsessed with being famous. He's forgotten what makes you famous, which is being talented and entertaining people. That's what does it. It's not just telling everyone you're famous over and over again. It's actually putting on an entertaining product consistently that people want to enjoy. I hope he's listening. Or maybe his attorney is. All right, this is the last clip I have. And this is John talking about why he lied about the Photoshop, because we just looked at that tweet.

Oh, this will be good. It told that poor woman that she's a liar. She's like, no, what do you mean? DM me. Bullshit. So I got a poll. Bullshit, I mean,

look at this idiot. Look at this idiot. So, oh, it's a teacher phone and a photo shop. Now, it wasn't Photoshop. I said it was to protect

not only the teacher, but also the kids. Protect the teacher from what? What do you mean? I mean, protect them from yourself. Yes. You know, you're, you're, you're You know, that you're, you're, you know, what are you talking about? I don't know.

I get, I get what he's saying. He's saying that he's, he's acting as if it was Photoshop so that people don't realize he wasn't actual substitute teacher and they won't attack the kids. But he attacked the woman. It's perfect. But he attacked the woman that he agreed to take a picture with. You only thought he attacked him when he was doing it for her benefit. Oh my god.

Yeah, you got it. And you thought you were going to protect you. Yeah, listen, I'm not going to take no for an answer, but it's for your benefit. All right. Remember, I'll do this for you, not for me. All right. It is time for and

Shule you remember when we were in Nashville, we watched this video called dive bar comedy. Yes. That featured it ruined the entire live show. I don't want to be in the video. It's just that we play the whole set. And I'm like, I just gonna get interesting. Or yeah, definitely killed the mood a little bit. Maybe a final break.

So this is from Adam Thoreau. He's got a joke right here from Wild Joe on dive bar comedy. And this is like one of those Zoom calls that they think is a standup show for people like the 17 people watch, eventually on YouTube. But he thought that this was, well, first off, the joke is brutal

when she finally gets to it. But she's distracted by her children. This is great. You know, when you got a new pen recently. It was an, not a foster adopted, a rescue, a rescue, a rescue animal. Oh God, we found it in our house. My... This kid is screaming for attention.

She's like, I'm telling me she needs jokes on the internet right now. Get outta here. I'm totally should be joking. Something internet right now. Get out of here. I'm trying to get my name on the zoom wall. Get out. We found it. Our house. Um, my house. Gross utility. We found this rescue. Right here in our house. And my son named it tiny. It's a fly. It's a fly. I tried to kill it and I said I'm gonna kill this fly. I said no don't kill my pet. And then the fly landed on my food. He's on my food. He goes, he's sharing with you. Oh.

Anyway. Shilly, you do stand up as every true story of joke. I've never done anything like that. I tell you that. Wow, that's brutal. I mean, she can't even get it out. Listen, I'm a believer of the theory that the funniest stuff is the real stuff But you still have to make it funny at some point that's just real, you know

Do you guys have a minute to talk about the gears podcast with me? Sure from our friend Tony Michaels driving drive out We got why aren't these guys on stuttering John show anymore All it takes is an episode of chicken nuggies to air and that comes very clear Yeah, so someone created a new bumper. This is from skettop crudders and You guys tell me what you think about this new Tony Michaels bumper error. Let's see what's on the menu. Let's do it. I had to fart for this sandwich.

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I'm gonna be a good man. I'm gonna be a good man. I'm gonna be a good man. Alright, now it's funny again. I have to say I thought it sucked everyone to just go and not smart. Every time he changes his voice in those videos it's the funniest thing to me. He's like, you're not doing all these. Don't touch the US today. Remember I said happiness on the menu. Well, today we're going to be talking about the Gears podcast.

This is this business brainstorming show that he does. And I talked about last time how he goes to this website called digitalmarketer.com and he purchases these workshops and he watches these videos and then he comes on and he spreads the knowledge from these videos and he watched a workshop called How to Podcast. So this is going to get met on a little bit. He's going to podcast about what he learned about how to podcast and inception. Yeah, it starts like this. Hey, everybody, Tony Michaels here

with the Gears podcast. Today, I'm walking and we're gonna talk about, well, we're gonna talk about podcasting. I did a course yesterday, a workshop on digital marketer and man, I found a really, really, really interesting. They talked about what equipment to use, how to frame and the mindset, the head long, all that stuff works in the podcast.

So basically just how to start a podcast. Okay. I already think that you were. They tell you which very much. Yeah. They tell you which drive through to hit first. How many nuggets to order? I've talked about this show in the past. what he does is he goes for his morning walk and Talks into his phone and puts that out as a podcast where I didn't realize

Is this intro part that you just heard he records after that and then puts it in and post And I would highly recommend that course that course is Essential for someone who's wanting to start a podcast that knows nothing about it, which I knew nothing about podcast. So that's why I took it. But let's get to it. Let's hear what I had to say on my walk. Wait a minute. Yeah.

Wait a minute. So he's recapping something we haven't heard yet? Correct. Like I've heard a lot of podcators come on and say, all right, we had so-and-so in the studio, we had a great conversation, we talked about this and this and this. Like, they kind of set the interview, which I always think is dumb anyway. This guy is setting up the fact that he just went for a walk.

He's like, you guys won't believe this. I just went for a walk, I talked to him, I, into my phone for a while. He's sitting there going, how do I take a really simple idea and confuse the fuck out of people with it, make it 10 times more unlistenable? Let's find out what I talked about, shall we? Okay, yeah, that's fine. When I was 10, I remember I was at summer camp and I didn't want to write a letter to my parents, so I just recorded on a cassette like a message to them. And I was 10 was 10, and I was a fucking idiot,

and on the tape, I'm like, to listen to this, you have to put it in the tape recorder in press play. I was 10, I was 10, I didn't know any better. I didn't take a fucking course and come out with that. Well, it's funny too, because it sounds like shit. He's breathy, it sounds like he's out of his walk. Yeah. That's why it was confusing.

Wait, you're not on your walk yet? Holy shit. OK. Hi. I'm the looper from the future. And I want to tell you about the guy in the past. So let's start off by talking about how important the equipment is. It's got a lot of good information in there about the equipment that you might need,

what you might consider. And then the reasons why you want to have what equipment you have, which is super important when you're doing this, apparently, like the microphone matters. Now, what I use, just to tell you what I use so far this last couple of times, is I just use my phone and my AirPods. So that's my microphone. So that's what you're hearing me on now. That's why it's not the greatest quality. I think, and then the other reason why is because I walk. So I got my earbuds in, I'm not holding the microphone.

I just got them in my ears. So you've learned nothing. Nothing, you wasted your money. He said super important that you have the right equipment and I have none of it. Right. Well, it's not super important if you don't have it. Right, that's fine.

That's fine. Then you get by with whatever you got. And I don't know that he really was paying attention, because he never even says which microphone to use. He talks about that there are various microphones that do different things, and there's pros and cons to each, we never like tells you what they are or what you should look for or anything. It's like you went to a driver's head

and then he comes home and he goes, you know, it turns out the car is really important in life, you know, vehicles mean something, they're important, they matter. They're dangerous too. Just the most base level of understanding anything, is like so I took this podcast course a podcast is actually an audio file Then it's dispersed through the internet

Turns out a microphone makes a big difference. That's why I don't use one Well, then we also learned about Opus favorite way to podcast. Yeah, but it seems like really For the microphones that you'd get, even if you needed a couple different types of microphones or a couple microphones altogether, you're really not talking more than maybe two, three hundred bucks to start a podcast. Now the next thing that was extremely interesting about the equipment is I had no idea they actually had like a digital recorder and I forget exactly what they call it because I'm not that technical.

But you hear the thunder it's definitely going to rain. But did you do the recap? No, this is the meat event. This is the content that we're talking about. He sounds like he was just thought out of a block of ice from 5,000 years ago. I'm just a kid. You're high tech digital recorders.

Frightened, it can teach me. Digital. I've never heard of this. Digital recorder. I don't remember the brand. I don't know what it does. But I learned about it. This thing I did.

I wish he would have done a show on what he thought podcasts were before he took this part. Yeah, right. That's the episode I want to hear. Julie, I'm impressed that Nevada Jews send their kids to camp, same as New York Jews. Well, we were LA Jews at that time. Okay. LA Jews. Yeah. Call. Did you ever go to camp in the summer? I did not. Yeah, I knew that I was clubfooted. It wouldn't work. They would have fucked them up. Do you even know that Carl? The Jewish kids go away to summer camps starting at a very early age. I do know that because I've worked with parents who have told me all about it. It's a very important thing that happens and it's like all summer long.

Oh yeah, I mean, it's a brilliant move to get your kids out of the house. I totally get it. But it was generally only our Jewish friends that went to summer camp. And I could see it now. I have two benefits. I've two older brothers. One worked at the camp and one went to the camp in like the second to highest age group, right? And then there was me. I was six at the time. And my mom and dad were like, go with your brothers to the summer camp. Guess how long some camp lasted? Two months. Yeah. Each session was four weeks.

We were up there for two months. My parents had no kids for two months. It's not cheap, but it's worth it. I wish I could do that right now. It's worth it. And I want to point out, because you made the club foot reference I was very good at potato sac racing They were in the Hall of Fame. They have an asterisk next year

I had some help Of the Barry Bond to potato sac racing This Aaron doesn't count anymore. Hey, you can say whatever you want that one on the up and up I know potato sac racing and that fuckers Jeep This error doesn't count anymore. Hey, you can say whatever you want. That went on the up and up. I know potato sacraecing. That fuckers jeep. All right, let's get back to this digital recorder that Tony learned about.

It's a digital recorder. And it has like a built-in microphone on it, which I believe was called like condenser microphone, which kind of picks up all sound. So it may not be exactly right for your podcast, but it's like, it reminds me of some sort of Star Trek type device that you can plug microphones into. That's kind of what it looks like. Some kind of science fiction. Talk about retarded. Talk about retarded.

It's never been super recorded before. It's like, holy shit, there's a Zoom recorder. It's got condenser mics on it. I just learned about this. I don't hold me to my word here. I don't know. Guys, are you sitting down? I want to talk to you about headphones. Just discovered these that they have sound in them. I mean, the nerve of this guy to come after you knowing stuff like this exists out there. And your fans are gonna fucking find every your weakest moments, your worst moments,

they will find them all. Shuly, let's not forget what started all of this. He thought us covering the Super Mario Brothers theme song was embarrassing. He thought that was what was embarrassing. Not that he thinks a Zoom recorder is out of Star Trek. He doesn't know what a digital recorder is. Digital audio recorder, what does it do?

It records audio digitally. Oh, you don't say. My eight-year-old daughter knows what he knows and she didn't have to take a course. No, and she doesn't podcast. Just live life. Review nuggets. All right, so after explaining how

important it is to get the right microphone, he says, but here's the greatest part about our technologies these days is that really, you don't even need a recorder or microphones because you have all that. You've got it. You're listening to me on

it right now. It's a phone. You got a phone. You got an iPhone, you got an Android. That's your podcast. No. That's it. That's all I'm doing mine right now. I know. I just went and I downloaded anchor app. And if you're listening to this, you know, I'm just gonna pitch my anchor. So what's pitch it right now? All right. Here comes dead air. Still dead air, still dead air, still dead air. Aren't they listening to it, don't they? Oh, here we go. If you haven't heard about A, so what he goes to do is anchor read.

Oh, it's a clear. It's a clear way. Yeah, it's a clear way. I thought he was topping himself by plugging where you can listen to the podcast that you're listening to right now. I mean, he doesn't do it on anchor, but anchor does have an RSS so you can find another place.

All right, but Rogan doesn't have equipment, right? He just goes off the phone. He just uses his phone, yeah. Of course. Where in Burr? Oh, the Corolla. What a fucking idiot. After he just learned, I don't think he took anything away

from this chorus, he just learned how important. There was a first thing they talked about, and he's like, but honestly, you don't even need to add that shit, because you have a smartphone. No. That's not what you should be the takeaway from this. It should be the opposite. And then he goes on to explain the sound quality

doesn't matter. So extremely interesting, extremely awesome course. I got so much out of it yesterday about the equipment. But the other part about it was the mindset. Like, so what are you going to do in your podcast? Like, what are you, what subject are you going to have? What's the tone going to be? What's your voice going to be like?

Right? So we got to have a radio voice. Think about it. Would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this? This guy literally had to learn that before you start a podcast, you have to know what you're gonna podcast about. No shit, you're a- no shit!

And honestly, I would just say this, whether you're gonna talk, take podcasting out of it. If you're just gonna talk, know what you're talking about. Know what you want to communicate to somebody before you open your dumb mouth. Yeah, fuck it, idiots. A list. Bullet points. Whatever you open your dumb mouth. Yeah. Fuck it, idiots. A list. Bullet points. Whatever you want to call it. My legs.

What might help? Right in your hand, like you're cheating on a test. I don't care. He goes first, he talks about how there's equipment and microphones. But that wasn't even the most important part. You also have to have interesting thoughts and subject matter.

Wow. I mean, guys, there's a lot to dissect here and really dive in and get into. We're gonna try one step at a time, but everything I've told you that's amazing and helpful. You don't need any of it. You don't need any of it. Yeah, listen to this, he doubles down on those.

So the equipment is the important part, but it's not really. It's not really because you just, you start talking to a microphone. It doesn't matter the quality. Sure. Because you just want people to see if what you're saying will be popular.

He's turning into pageant Michael. Take a dozen minutes. It sounds good. Yeah, it does. That was the point of the course you took. That's why they told you that. He also said he got so much out of the equipment section of the course. Yeah, you heard nothing just negated all of it Yeah, so his podcasting style is throw it at the wall and see what sticks

Which would never be taught in any course? He contradicts himself over and over again So the tone and the subject matter are what's important. But tone is important, what the subject matter. Like what are you gonna talk about? What do people wanna know, right? So starting a podcast is very, very easy, but at the same time,

knowing what you're gonna talk about in direction may not be so easy. So apparently this dummy had a piffony and went, oh, I know, I'll take a shitty tone against Trump. That'll be my show. I got it. I got it. I'll figure it out. Nobody's doing that. I'll be the first person to think Trump's a bad president. Let's say that. God. And then before that, I know what I'll do that's nobody's doing. Review fast food. Dr. Drive-thru's. All right, so here's some advice to now, Shule and I both do podcasts and I know Vinny has done a lot of great episodes, especially about Eric the actor, but to people out there

who haven't podcasted yet, if you want some sage advice, here it is. So my suggestion is, whatever your idea is, whatever it is, doesn't matter what you're doing a podcast on, rather it's fiction, nonfiction, business, leadership, women's health, men's health, exercise, whatever it is, whatever the podcast is on. If it's just rambling like I'm doing.

Just do it. Just do it. Just publish it. Just publish your ideas. Put them out there. Just do it. He completely contradiction himself. So you got to know what you're going to talk about.

Then he goes, you know, if you don't know what you're going to talk about, just start a podcast. You don't need to quit, mate. You don't need to thought in your head. Just start podcasting. That's the worst advice possible Just even if it's the worst thing possible even if you're denying the Holocaust get it out there Let people hear it

What but what if I do this? What if I set up the old Rogan studio? Take major injections into my face and then buy 400,000 views Oh my God. Like an episode that I do with that work. Thank you for reminding me. I got to talk to Shule about Tommy. I don't know if you want to talk about this. I'll show her off, but you were going to have him on your show, right?

Were you creakable with Tommy? Yeah. We exchange DMs with him and then I had her back from him. Okay. Yeah, I got to follow up with him. I'm hoping I'm hoping he comes on. I love Tommy. Man, I think what he's doing out there is phenomenal.

Me too. I want to plug his stuff. I want to get him some of the back of that core's light money that he fucking threw down the drain. That kid was fucking never seen so many empties in front of one guy before that wasn't in a fraternity. No one else was drinking at that show and the table was full of empties.

Vinnie, you have a different take on Tommy, and I think that we have it. I've seen a lot of people say, like, no, Tommy is a brilliant interviewer. What's your take on this? I don't think he's a brilliant interview, but I do like, I've grown accustomed to his style of interview where he doesn't know the subject,

but he's not afraid to ask questions either, which is important. There's something adorable about him and in a weird way, but he does get competitive sometimes when he's, he screws up the way John left the Leno show and he's so insistent that he was right. Tommy was bettering with John, and then Tommy gets all Guido competitive. And that's that that lose it for me. But before that, when he's just asking John questions that he isn't know the response he's going to get, I like it.

Some people think that he does that on purpose. I don't think so. I don't think he's that thought out in advance. When he said, he said, Rulps of stylist. I was like, how the fuck? You claim to be Howard Stern, but you know the Rulps a stylist? I thought Kroj had a brilliant answer, but he's like, yeah, and Rob is a newswoman.

What? Yeah, no idea. Yeah, but it's like, you know, John's like, yeah, so I was talking to Jackie Jokeman, and he goes, yeah, who's he? Is it does he help jokes or something? Jack and the jokes, sir. Jokestein.

That was great. How much does Tommy, how much does he pay him to go down there? I'd love to know. First question when he comes on. Well, actually, Julie, you should go on his show. You'd get way more views. I think like 500,000 or so in the first day. I'll do it.

I'll do it. What do I have to pay for that? Yeah, and that was the thing when I was going through some of the views of like, if you look at who's actually watching like so interested in the show, it's like a guy from Bangladesh who doesn't speak English. Somehow is subscribed to Tommy's show and loves the stuttering, John. By the way, do you think I'm just throwing this out because I just thought of this right now? Do you think Tommy is is hooking up those views to get John to keep coming back on? Because John, oh, it's, uh, episode. Oh, he does it for all not just the john. Oh, okay.

Cause I thought maybe he was just trying to sweeten, you know, get John all fucking licked up. So I can keep begging him. You know, you make the great point. This is when someone actually goes and looks, it does look legit. Now, I'm not saying it isn't legit. I don't know for certain. It's just my opinion that perhaps the views are inflated. Now, someone could be buying them for him without him knowing. Right? I could technically figure out a way to buy views for somebody.

And maybe they're doing it every time out of the goodness of their heart, but it doesn't seem to be legit in terms of the numbers, although I'm not certain. Maybe this soccer counts. No, I don't have soccer counts, but would you blame me if I did? And that's the actual quote. That was my favorite.

Would you blame me if I did? Yeah, I bet you do. All right, let's finish up with Tony Michaels real quick. So here's the the best part about starting a podcast. Because here's the greatest part. Even if you publish a shit podcast, we're just crap. And no one wants to listen to it. Because your microphones bad or your ideas really aren't well put together but your subject matter is good. People like your subject matter, they just can't stand listening to the recording, right? That's okay. You can just start a new podcast

with that same subject. I know. I know. I know. It's a cat, Patrick Michael thinking. Just if it doesn't work out, just scrap it and start a new one. Just keep going. Starting new podcasts over and over again Do you think he thinks we all live in a cartoon world because he talks about things like it's animation like there's no rules There's no barrage. He's like you don't like it then fly to another town Flap your arms and fly away Clap your arms and fly away. Look at him, Tommy. This is the official Tony Michaels approach to life right here.

Fail, that's the whole point. It's fail, fail. If you fail, you'll learn. And when you learn, you get better. So here's the failure, right? And that's what I want this podcast to be about is where did people in business who are successful, where did they find their failures?

What were their failures? Wow, how original. No one's ever talked about that before. Breaking new grouse right now. Well, I thought he was gonna say, you have to fail to succeed, which has been said a gazillion times, but he found a totally different approach.

He's got a foul and foul and foul. Just foul all over and over again. It's great because failing because you learn when you fail at something over and over and over again. If you did, you wouldn't keep fucking failing. Yeah. Did you learn not to go out to the story, John, show anymore? Tony Michael? That was that one of the benches. I don't know. We'll find out I guess.

This is the last clappy just talks about healthy. He is. This is just for my own personal amusement. I feel good. I feel I feel great. I'm walking getting healthy. I'm still still doing the walking. And my family's healthy.

So I'm happy.. So I'm happy. Good. I'm happy, happy, happy. And I hope you're happy too. So I hope today our little discussion got your gears turning. That's why it's called the Gears Puckers. I had no idea. I had no idea.

I'm like, whoa, microphones don't matter, but they do. Whoa. He just kies her so's eight all of us up here. Yeah, we're covered a lot. So, uh, who claims they're happy four times in a row. I don't believe. That's something. I don't believe I don't even believe he's walking.

I think he's just walking in place. I'm healthy. I'm healthy. He's just standing there, what foot up? What foot down? Fuckin' drive through. All right. I missed this earlier and I feel like I should play it.

Brandon from the Drew and Mike show sent this to me. This is going back a ways. Suttering John wrote a song for Robin Quiver's birthday. And we all know John as the woke Democrat that he is today. But that wasn't always the case for him. Oh, but by the way, if I could just two seconds before you play this stand up for a Mr. woke is is insanely anti phobic stuff going on, right? Transphobic anti woman. He keeps calling Caitlyn Jenner Bruce Jenner or actually he's a first-genner yeah yeah yeah and very angry at women you know a lot of the jokes

are it's it's pretty wild why wouldn't you say robber Kardashian he's like I fucked one of the Kardashians it was robber but it said he says Bruce, and you're like, this doesn't work anymore. At all. No. It's not the right joke for this. Because technically, all right, you get it. Let's listen to what he was doing back in the day. Have a good time on your birthday. what was that that's where they just used a rhyme with funky. I know that sure dead. What do you know?

The lyrics were they I didn't catch a lot. Yeah, let's try that again. Like she's white. Yeah, yeah, I've never had time to say for these two because the mix is not quite right. Yeah, they could tell a lot of Spotify lyrics should be attached to it right guys. We like it, he's a sports monkey. Yeah. Anyway, let me guess what the next thing is going to be about. How it being Jewish? Unfortunately, I understood nothing but the two worst words. You're right.

Nothing else. It was caprihensible. You couldn't have made the, you couldn't have made porch monkey clearer than the way it is. That's not how it that's porch monkey You the whole thing is a Potch monkey. I don't want to play this again because I'm a funny bite but really hasn't heard it yet So I gotta hit it one more time now I She's white

But what is it what are the middle words? Yeah, I don't know what yeah, I don't think something after white But she is a porch monkey. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I can't hear the the middle part pretty good joke the middle part. Pretty good joke. It's calling a black person. Get it. Jesus Christ. Get it. That's a sense. I love it. Go ahead. Keep going. We think about it. Logging up. Hey, nobody else is doing this. All right. Let's hear's the best. Nothing. Wait, I miss that. Well, I was sure mine a burn.

Yeah, how are so you do how it's Stern might have to burn, but someone gets nothing. Was it employees? Was it the kids are employees getting nothing? I thought he said porch monkey again. I don't know.

Can't write porch monkey with porch monkey. I'm having to tell people this Hey, I listen to this podcast turns out Interns in turn he says in turns Right, yeah, that's that was his job title. Yeah, she said, yeah, I was you deserved a raise with contributions like that. Wow. Yeah. Do you know the ball that takes the right this? So I don't know why you keep ripping

on John for this song, but so far it's amazing. Yeah, I love you. I love you. This is where we bring that side. He's great. He's great. Well, I'll tell you what, if Joe would play this song on his show this weekend, I'd give him even more props if he wants to bring it back. It should be the opening song for him.

He's showing out to the final. Oh, what a genius. Out of the file. Oh, what a genius. Yeah. All right. There was it. There was no more. There's no more to the song. I think there is, but we have to think it parts. Sorry. It's not much like that. I just think does the thing with bike and kite.

What? We don't need to get it. It's a good tune. It's a good tune. All right. This guy likes to throw a fit. Said his parents died at. Yeah, I don't know what the other words. That's good. All right. So, um, it's, we've done it all today. I feel like. It's temporal. You've said it all.

We've said it all. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. Vote two. Vote two. Vote two. Actually, that's a for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show we play Cliff in the Podcast. We'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts? It's coming up this Sunday. Mike Geary, Blind Mike is coming back on the show.

And this is what we'll be reviewing. You know I dropped my phone in the toilet right before recording today. No, I didn't know that. I've ever done that before. Have you ever dropped your phone in the toilet? I don't think so. Like, was it in your pocket?

No, it was in my hand. I turned around. I turned around. I turned over the toilet or. Yeah, I was peeing. I washed my hands. I turned to like I turned over the toilet or... Yeah. I was, I was peeing. I washed my hands. I turned to like, I was looking at my phone. I turned to wipe my hands from the towel.

Yeah. And it just kind of flew out of my hand. The toilet was mid flush. Or maybe yeah. That's, I think I was peeing. I flushed the toilet and it fell out of my hands then. So it was just pee and it was in the act of flushing. I see. So pee, pee and water.

Sorry, if you're leaf blower. The gardeners like to come as soon as we hit record. So they were sort of waiting, waiting, waiting. Looks like he's recording leaf blower now, I do. Right. This is a show called, if I were you, it's on the head gum network. It's LA based a suggestion from Ted Rose. So this is the same network that the Doe Boys podcast is on and some of the other shows

that we've talked about. Is it one guy talking to himself? It's a big show. It's a big show. Similar. Yeah. Never a good thing for a show. Like, at least have one guy, the megaphone or something, you know, just to change it up. The word, the phone started warning as many details in the Kennedy assassination. It goes out from there, by the way. So that

will be a head scratcher, I'm sure. First off, Vince, thank you so much for joining us today. I really appreciate your time. Unlike some people, your time is actually very valuable. So we do appreciate you coming out of the show. And talking to us about all things hypothetical when it comes to legal actions and issues. Oh, you know what I wanted to ask you actually real quick. Is this a...

Let's say a prostitute. Oh, go ahead, Carl, you're doing your thing. Yeah, I was doing my thing first. This season to assist, is this a civil matter? Yes. It is. Okay. As opposed to a criminal matter, which she will be prosecuted

by the state, this is a civil matter. Because when he talked to Michael Popock about the fact that I was encouraging, I didn't, but he's saying that I was encouraging people to get his shows, cancel, it was costing a money. Michael Popock said, well, that's a criminal matter. And he referred him to an attorney according to John. So then I'm looking at this, I'm going, what is this? What's going to happen to me?

I'm not even sure what the deal is here, but if this is a civil suit, or potentially could be a civil matter. Yes. If you interfere with someone's business contract, the technical term is torsious interference with a business contract, which basically means that you intentionally interfere with the contract in order to not get that person

the benefits of a contract. So that would mean you going to the club and saying something that you know is blatantly false or doing some action which prevents John from actually working at the club. So if you asked that, it's turned. Did you have any, you made that allegation? If you have any proof that that is actually true, send it to me and we'll discuss it. Vince, anything that you want actually true, send it to me and we'll discuss it. Vince, anything that you want to promote, my friend?

Yeah, we're still in a new podcast, which is actually a reviews podcast, that review podcast. I'm sure I'm going to start that up next to the card of electric. I'm going to be on the Patreon page next to the Uncle Reco show. Beautiful. No, thanks for having me, man. You were next. I was waiting for Vity to actually give a legitimate blog there. But if you don't have one here of bugs, people know my shit. The Chewley show, the miserable men show on Patreon.

And if you sign up to the Chewley show Patreon, you can, uh, you can watch and, and enjoy, uh, my take on stuttering, John, um, that I've been doing lately. That everybody's like, you're just fucking stole corals idea this fucking june which by the way i have to say as carl i find it hilarious and brilliant and i've loved every minute of these episodes you put out on the reekl thank you and i truly i would like to say that you are correct i did steal the idea from carl but you know there's enough

john to go around for everybody. They're really us. Yeah, let's all just focus on the golden goose, which is John. Well, thank you guys so much for your time today. It's been a pleasure talking to you both. Please join us again next week and might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now the show is called right now.

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with an even bigger shout outouts in my girl Meredith Paco, you got BUSLAM. Shots were taken, you went down the drain, buddy. Oh, she went in on Paco's ass. Oh, my bad. Whoa, you got BUSLAM. Ah! And there. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

A lot of people taking sides in the Meredith versus Paco Conflict yeah, I like to misdirection shout out to Paco. Yeah, but a bigger shout out to all right, so Obviously we wanted a song for Tony Michaels But there are people out there to think that Gary from San Diego Should have his own theme song at this point as well. So we call them to the show with some news about the stuff. And he tends to ramble on with every sentence that he uckers. Can you guess how long he'll talk for it's impossible.

No, tell me what is the deal with Gary Sunday. You go pretty good. Yeah,. He goes. Pretty good. Yeah, like it. Pretty good for a voicemail while executed. All right. Well, here he is. Hey, Carl Gary here in San Diego. It appears John is a tab upset with his new agent Nick on his July 2nd show who would suggest that the John have on Nick to talk about all the

parts that he sent in John out on. And John just quickly put the ends of that discussion. He said, no, not having Nick on. So I guess John's upset with Nick because Nick's not sending them out on any parts. Things have really dried up in showbiz land for Stuttering John. No parts been found for Stuttering John audition for Too bad such a talent wasted Yeah, so I guess I appreciate Gary keeping track of what's going on with his auditions. I Guess it's not going so well. I'm gonna get a part in the school play You can direct it. Carl, it's you. Huge, genopus.

Call me back. If you remember, Vic wasn't sure what that day was. She was reading the review. All right. A car salesman, Collison, to talk about this Tony Michaels character and all the wisdom he's been laying down on his business brainstorming podcast. So I am a car salesman and listening to Tony Michaels, I'm not a marketer by any stretch of the imagination, but listening to Tony Michaels speak about marketing, even with my limited knowledge is very frustrating

because he understands nothing about it. So also, I'm gonna have to agree with Eric Zane, that teaser from CJ indeed sounded like fuck. So it turns out that wasn't crippled Jesus who sent that in. It was another person with the same first name as crippled Jesus. And I thought. It was another person with the same first name as crippled Jesus. And I thought it was.

I guess I get multiple people with that. They've emailing me. I didn't realize. Oops. I was gonna note the next day, I'm not crippled Jesus. So I was like, okay. It's like, my bad. Didn't mean to offend anybody.

All right. I guess it's time to hear from Paco, right? See what's going on with him. You have what, I was watching the segment with Tony Michaels. And I think this guy goes through the drive through about four or five times before he gets it right. It's just my theory. Good thing. Also, I just can't stand the videos of him anymore. He looks like he stinks.

Pairing bad. All right, dude, you guys have a good one. I bet his breath is horrible. I'm not going to the videos of him anymore. He looks like he stinks, bearing bad. All right, dude, you guys have a good one. I bet his breath is horrible. Who'd be my guys? El Morph and Paco.

Yeah, we're so close, Mr. Paco. That gauge scientists, little real thing, should have been cringes a week, you know what I'm saying, cause I hear in the Southwest, when Mexicans get deported, we don't cry about it. We just come back in this week, game. And came to put it so. All right, man, that was a good one, dog. Shout out to trucking Andy. That's a real ass bag to get right there.

We don't cry about getting deported. We'll be back. It's fine. Well done. I gotta turn down the volume before I play this one. Yeah. Andy, I think that's a really good idea for a game show though. What was it racist match game? Oh yeah! Just play the B-men. Racist match game. If only Gene Rayburn were here.

The blinks lie about the Holocaust. The blagues lie about the Holocaust. All right, here's a new theory. Hey, Carl. This is Barry in Portland, Maine. Anyways, Paco and I were leaving a John Tesch concert the other day, and he was telling me how Gary in San Diego is getting a set that people think he is Cardiff Electric. And I tell him, listen man, this is beyond obvious.

It's not him, it's his wife Judy that is truly Cardiff Electric. What? Not everyone sees this is beyond me Anyways, sorry you couldn't make it, but hopefully we'll see you soon. Bye. Interesting Wow, gosh. I don't know what to believe anymore. I had multiple people call in with Paco impressions Here's one of them Very cool. This is Paco. And I just got done sucking up big old dick. I'm just calling it talking about Meredith, that old bitch Meredith.

And really, I want to fuck her and that's what it is. I know, I know. Contrary to popular beliefs, Pocco doesn't just suck dicks. Sometimes he likes to smash a little clamp. Now, if they don't mean, so, Meredith, I know this big old controversy between you and me has just been always rough to fuck, but hit me up. across the phone, but him, yeah, call, call, get married in my number.

Ponto. All right. I don't think that was Paco. There was a way I knew it because it was different phone number. Otherwise, I might have been fooled. Now this is Paco. Yeah, what's up, crowd? This is Paco. Every this guy Gary from San Diego, He's saying everybody speculating on him. And now it's my time to speculate on him.

I'm just gonna Especially that this guy's a weirdo, you know, I'm saying straight up, and I don't know what else to say other than that. I speculate that Gary from San Diego is a straight-up weirdo. You know the same. Oh, yeah, fuck Meredith, dude. I'll see you again. Thank you to the live. I do know what you're saying, because this is a gentleman who calls into the card of show and WATP.

This is certainly a weirdo. I think that's pretty obvious. All right, you know the Bay area bit is dead. Oh, is it not? And I think it's dead Okay. No, it's a good thing that San Francisco bit finally fucking died But you won't believe this. I've got called the fucking jury duty for the guy that shot that guy. Thanks, asshole For every action Equal but opposite reaction So it won't die. We wanted to reaction So it won't die we wanted to die it won't die. All right. I'm exhausted. This has been enough

I guess no review girls today. I know there's our dirt chicken. We'll disappointed Casey's been MIA and she told me she'd be on today I know I guess we're not friends anymore. Well, we'll see you at the roast. So there's that. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid.

Bye, guys. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episodes? Oh, wow. That was a great episode. That was really great. You stupid fucking blah, blah, blah, blah.

I don't know who gives a shit. Why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here. great episode.