Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep325 - If I Were You

Episode Date: July 10, 2022

Two guys who made some pretty funny sketch comedy videos for College Humor back in the day are now coasting on their minimal success in show business with an "advice" style podcast. If they would just change the title to "Phoning It In" I would forgive them. The problem is they're pretending to put on an interesting show. Stop it. Blind Mike joins us to discuss bars in the middle of Walmarts and mixing Pringles with mac & cheese. Then Garrett Andritz, former producer of the Opie and Anthony Show and current all-around good guy, pops in to react to the latest Opie clips. Opie has decided to pull the clips for me now which is much appreciated. Also, Stuttering John finds new ways to make a boob of himself. Thanks John! If you want to see John continue his political show and have success please vote Trump in 2024. https://www.patreon.com/BlindMike https://www.compoundmedia.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Tickets for the roast: http://creepoffroast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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section today. We'll be reviewing a show called A Fire You. This was a suggestion from Ted Rose. We have both listened to it separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Jake Herwitz and Amir Blumentfeld. And the description is, tune in every Monday

to if I were you as Jake Herwitz and Amir Blumentfeld offer advice in areas they're qualified to talk about. Also in areas they're not qualified to talk about. Oh. Email them with your own sticky situations and they'll find the solution. So quick background on these guys, they used to do a web series that was picked up by College Ewer.

They're like a sketch show guys. Right. And scripted, I kind of remember them, scripted they're pretty funny, but when they're doing a podcast, this was tough to get through, Mike. What did you think? It was rough. And I think we landed on a good episode, because the latest episode, there was a lot to pull from, but I needed to go back to a couple others. And it was just boring.

Like there wasn't even a lot to pull. But they've been, the amazing thing is they've been doing it for 12 years. So they're dedicated to it. I guess. Yeah, they started this in 2013. I think it went away for a little while and then it came back. But this is an example of the advice they give. So a guy writes into them and says, I have a roommate, he's 21 years old. He drinks monster energy drinks and he's kind of a slob and I don't like the food he cooks. And this is the advice. So there's, there's two ways to do this and

Love wise the perfect example of this either your doctor drew or your Adam Karola like either get real advice that will help them or Crack wise and make it fine everybody. This is neither of those things. Oh So he can't do anything about it. I it doesn't seem like Maybe you could make light suggestions. You know, maybe you could ask him to clean up after himself. There you go. You're roommate to Slab, but why don't you tell him to clean up more? Oh, thanks. I'm glad I said it in my question. That's pretty. That's pretty good. Never wanna came up with that when I'm on my own. Thank you.

Well, actually, so I think I have clips from the same question. I believe it's clip number 13, where they kind of give perspective on how old they think 21 is, and I find it fascinating. I mean, at 21, it's just, it's rare that you're gonna have a good roommate, I think, because most 21-year- olds are not nice people.

Yeah, keeping or just, you know, they're living on their own for the first time. So they're still figuring it out. You don't necessarily know how to cook. You don't necessarily know how to clean up after yourself. Yeah, you were like 14, seven years ago, and now you're feeding yourself. Yeah. Oh, cooking, I'm cooking, I'll grant you. But they're feeding yourself. Yeah.

I like that what is 21? Well, it's when, you know, seven years ago, you were 14. We could play this game all day, right? And it's seven years old, 28. Wow, this is amazing. Crush in it. Factors of Savage Show coming at you. It's also kind of amazing to me that they do an advice show, which is, I mean, as much as I'd love to do,

I've searched in me emails, I'd love to do an advice show because it's inherently lazy, but they also only do like 40-minute episodes. Well, the crazy thing about this episode that we're talking about is they do their little banter in the beginning that's just boring, and I mean, seriously, these guys are not interesting. Like, they're not even trying to be interesting.

Right. And I always make a note on here, like, I mean, seriously, these guys are not interested, like they're not even trying to be interesting. Right. And I was making notes on here like, I just, I hope that someday I get to a point where I could just phone it in and I have an audience that follows me around doing nothing because that's amazing. I've started that and I don't have an audience. Well, good, good at you.

I think you're doing it the wrong order, but sure. Good at you. So they do their little banter, then they answer this question about the roommate, then they go to commercials, then they come back and then they do more banter, and then they go to commercials again, and then they come back and do one more question.

So over 46 minutes, there are two questions that are asked and kind of answered a little bit, sorta. Yeah. So I don't know if that's the format, or it's just an excuse for them to get together and be friends. My favorite part of that format is they'll go to break by saying we'll be right back. Yeah.

But the ads are them talking. So like why even say that? Roy, it'd be more seamless if they went this show has brought to you. I would think so, yeah. I would landscape. Well actually, I have an example of their ads if you want to hear it. Oh, yeah, let's do it. So they do a Squarespace ad.

Yeah. And it's my number seven. Typically, I would say I've been mentored to feel that the best ad reads are more conversational because it keeps people from skipping ahead. You want it to sound like the content of your show? Yes. I would make the exception with these guys where if if I were square-pissed, I'd be like, boys, don't rift, stick to the square-pissed.

You can even buy a dot-com through square space, Jake. What can people buy today? Kind of dry. Dot-com. Kind of dry. Yeah. For like, wines or something? For wines, for weather, for something that you sell that's a little bit dry, but not super dry.

Yeah, that's pretty good. Kind of dry. Kind of dry. Oh, even something like a kind of sense of humor. Like a blog thing, you know? Yeah, like if you're kind of rye. Exactly. Mine is resin23.com.

Like if somebody makes like a pretty cool movie, call that your sort of ahead of the game. That's nice. That's kind of driving me through. You can have one forward to the other if you want to go full hog by both. Yeah. It was an incredibly long way of saying

you can get a website. Yeah, by a domain name. Yeah, just whatever your thing is by that domain. I would think kind of dry.com you'd have anal sex with no loop. Now that's now we're talking, now we've got a business plan. Let's go to Squarespace. Let's go to Squarespace and set it up and you can use promo code. If I were you and get your whatever percentage off of that,

you know what's weird about these guys? Now you won't know this Mike, but they look the same. They didn't use to. You go back to their old videos and they very much are different people, but they've morphed into each other. They've taken on characteristics of each other. So they look the same.

They also sound the same. They also had this like male vocal fry thing going where they're just disinterested and uninteresting. And so it's very difficult. I didn't realize this was a video show when you sent me a video because I was like, oh, okay, cool, I can watch it. Because if I was just listening to this, I wouldn't know who was talking

at any given time. The kind of the same person. It's kind of this generational thing where when I was in high school, my favorite shows were like the office and parks and rec. But what they unfortunately did is bread a generation of comedy where it's like, isn't this

kind of awkward that I'm saying this? Who I'm a little dumb? Isn't that weird? Like, they have this kind of oopsidazies feel. And that's what this entire podcast is. I put down a note. I said, this is a show where people would think modern families are a little too edgy. That's a good fight. This huge description. I don't know how lonely a label you'd have to be to fight this interesting. But you have to be pretty lonely and very lame. This is how they start off the show. People submit their own theme songs for them is what I was gathering.

I didn't pull this because I figured as a music guy, you, I said, I'll leave this to Carl. Oh, you know the music guy, I think this sucks. Trust me, I have that. Oh, you know the music guy to think this sucks Jake is rocking out he's got the heart with his hands He's actually like he's enjoying it It's all been done and I can't park. I can't park. I can't park. I can't park. I can't park. I can't park.

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I can't park. I can't park. I can't park. I can't park. I can't park. is their names, but they don't correspond. They're actually opposite. So a mere is on the left, Jake's on the right, but they put... That's what is so frustrating about this entire pie. Is it that kind of odd? That's not exactly how you'd expect this to go. So this is terrible. This shall. It's pretty rough. I think my clip number four is probably the best to give people a feel for like their brand of a humor and be intelligence because I can never

quite tell like if they are they joking or they purposely being weird they it's a fine line they're walking. Do cats know their own names? I don't know. I don't know. I've never heard someone call a cat and the cat comes over. I've seen that before, but you know, who knows if the cat is like responding to its name or the voice or the tone. It's like, yeah, with associates. Up, up, yeah. It's like a noise. I don't even know if dogs know their own names. If I could give a mirror some advice, I know this is unrelated to what they just said.

I would put the camera angle a little higher. You know this is unrelated to what they just said. I would put the camera angle a little higher. You know, never want to be looking down on it, the camera. It's not a good one. Even a man with my eyes, not the same thing. Yeah, he doesn't want to. They talk about how healthy he is. So I assume he's in like good shape, like he eats very well.

Yes. And you would not know that from the camera. No, they don't, neither of them look healthy at all. That was some spicy cat talk. I'm sorry, I didn't neither of them look healthy at all. That was some spicy cat talk. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to derail us. I like the, I just like the idea that they're like, is this guy going to respite? If I call him Hector, will the cat respond? Does he know his name? No, they don't. They don't speak English. I don't know what you're asking. Well, there's the horse know it one that Kentucky Derby, that's the question I am. Does the horse-know?

Yeah, it's an evident cush-know-it-a bit, really. So a mere, I guess it is pretty healthy guy and they're talking about these cheat meals that they do. And so, you know, a mere admits to what he likes to do for a cheat meal. Do you ever have a cheat meal? I'm serious, yes, I do. Sometimes I'll order cheeseburger

from a smash burger type place in French fries. Cheeseburger fries, milkshake, what are you drinking? I don't like milkshakes with salty food. It's too different for me. Yeah, I need almost bubbly water to help let everything go down. I can't go straight into like milk with the ice cream. And do you feel ill when you eat that much? Or do you feel good for you?

I feel good while it's happening. And then when I'm done, I don't feel great. I feel like it's like not going all the way down. How often are you doing that? Maybe twice a month, twice a month. Because I try not to do it too much. Yeah. That's not content, guys.

I'm sorry. What I just played for you right there is not a show. It's very relatable, though. You know, like how guilty you feel when you eat a cheeseburger. It's my God. So boring. I don't know if they realize how boring they are. And how annoying it's very rough. The strange thing is like you can tell in their speech, Patent, and if you're, I'm a bow burn them fans. So maybe I just pick up on this. They're clearly very influenced by bow burn them. I think they work with them when they were at college humor or something. But they're significantly older, which is odd to take influence from a guy 10 years younger than you. Yeah. Usually goes the other direction. Actually, let me read

this from their wiki page because they do have a younger audience, I think. Jake says that he enjoys reaching out to nerdy younger fans because they can act as role models to show that their best days are ahead of them. Quote, we're like a little beacon of hope for losers that are told they're going to be cool in 10 years. Anyone who's into the show, you will not be cool in 10 years. All right. It's not going to happen for you.

Sorry. I can't imagine. I can't imagine. There was also a clip I didn't pull, but they just kind of referenced the fact that, I guess Jake hid for a while that he had a girlfriend to keep up his quote, playboy image. Right, yeah.

I don't get the sense that either of these guys are like that. Which is fine, like if you're nerds, be nerds, but they're walking a weird line where they're kind of trying to be cool, but also trying to be nerdy. It's, well, they started, they started this whole network, the head gum network. These guys are the, are the founders of it. And I'll clear with the head gum podcast. I know of it. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, there, there isn't an interesting podcast to be found on there. Like they have, I think they have doughboys on that, which is a huge show. And it's unlistenable. It's just, I don't know. I guess I like jokes that are funny. So I don't get that. Maybe that's their brand is unlistenable. It's just, I don't know, I guess I like jokes that are funny, so I don't get that. Maybe that's their brand, is unlistenable. Yeah, I want it. It's gonna be maybe, obviously.

All right, let's get back to this question that came in about the, the roommate here. Oh, yes. And from what I've gathered, the only food he can make in our kitchen is frozen Salisbury steak TV dinners, which smell absolutely terrible. I'm serious. Yeah.

So I haven't heard the word TV dinners since the 80s. Well, that's a good point. Yeah, I have a question about these questions. Who is asking these guys questions? I guess they're listeners. They're fans. They don't seem to be good today. They think who trusts them?

Right. Right. Well, that's the problem. Don't go here. Chris, you don't understand. That's the wackiness. Who would trust these guys to answer questions? So I was thinking, Mike, since I don't want to talk about this show forever, because it's really boring,

and it's going to suck the energy out of our show, I was thinking that maybe people on the Discord and on YouTube could ask us questions, and then we can give us some advice, because you were saying before, like, that would be a fun show for, you'd offer anyone other than us. I'm a very worldly man. I've got a lot of knowledge in here. I'd like to share.

All right guys, let the let the questions come in and I have a question for the listeners. Does anyone refer to frozen meals as TV dinners? Is that a thing anymore? I literally googled it. I'm like, is this other really TV dinners still going on? I didn't even think of that. I have not heard that reference since the 90s. I mean, I live on the right side of the track, so maybe that's why I'm on for Billio with this food choice, but that's true. We're on the other side. All right, well, here's a fun little ad read. So this is one of the ad reads that I had to check out. And it's for this product called Backbone. Jake, what's holding you back from the ultimate gaming experience?

Probably that I can't do it on my phone. Yes, well, now you can, because backbone is the newest game changing essential that transforms your iPhone into a handheld console, so you can play anywhere, anytime. That's perfect. You just plug your iPhone to the backbone, which are console, console quality controls with responsive buttons and triggers Clickable analog sticks and more and then you can play Xbox PlayStation PC and App Store games really elegant They're so smooth. It's so conversational. You wouldn't even know he was reading is this an answer? You guys just stay this is a product you have I can't tell holy shit and by the way

This is the dumbest product. It's literally a joystick that snaps onto your phone so you can play games. I do know what's playing games that badly. It's not gonna do another iPhone. And they have the proper equipment, I think they're gonna pull it off somewhere else. So it's a really stupid product. And they go on and they talk about all the perks

that you get if you sign up using their promo code. They don't understand anyone. I'm like, three months of discord and then two months of Sony. And they're like, ah, that's great. Okay. Cool. They do this thing where they try to be, I guess it's almost like a sign Feldean like, hey, we could talk about nothing and make something out of it. Like clip number eight is the most nonsensical. A mere poses this question, and his example is, it doesn't make me sense to me why he would think this is a topic.

How's this one? And actually, you can try it on for size. Okay. Bring your favorite pillow with you when you travel. No way. Absolutely not. No fucking chance. Let me try to sell it to travel. No way. Absolutely not. No fucking chance. Let me try to sell it to you. No.

How often do you find yourself in an Airbnb slash cab and slash hotel and it just feels something is not quite right? I would say that a pillow in your luggage is more important than an extra sweatshirt or two a jacket perhaps. You can always deal with that when you get there. If you have the pillow that you know and love with you at all times, you can enjoy the whole situation like it is your comfortable bed at home that you tailor made to your specific situation. I could have taken one percent this discussion, by the way.

It would be, it would be shit, dude, I get it. You think your pillow is comfortable. You want to have it with you. Would you sleep by other places? Like, okay, good. I do. Five full minutes they have this debate. But my favorite part in there is that he's like, you know, who needs shirts and pants

when you can bring it? Right, yeah, bring it up. You're fine, right? Oh, jagolsomewear that's cold, you don't have a coat or a sweatshirt. What have I got my pillow? Yeah, you're gonna have to go. It's pillow on the bed.

I rooted that conversation, turned into a conversation about my pillow, and then the fact that the vote was tall and then it would have been interesting. Right. I've gotten into it a little bit. Well, actually, I don't know if you caught this because it was somewhat subtle in the episode,

the most recent episode. Play clip number 11 where they're just doing their plugs. Thank you guys for listening to this as you do a podcast. Thank you guys, maybe for watching this on our YouTube. Yep. And if you want more of me and Jake, we have a Patreon Patreon.com slash J.A. Juh! We're watching, we're watching Jake in the mirror episodes giving commentary, shedding light, insight.

That's correct. Watching that primary lane. So you can check us out there as well. So I thought to myself, I certainly didn't hear that right, that they are going back through episodes of their own show. Now maybe I'm not that guy to criticize this because if you go to my Patreon, we're watching old episodes of Quincy, but at least it's not me looking at me talking about me. So I said, that can't be right, but then I went to the episode, a couple episodes prior, clip number 16, where they stumble upon this brilliant idea.

We should listen to old episodes. I wonder if I sound different, feel different, how different the vibes are. There are podcasts that I have subscribed to that like do an episode, you know, a new episode, and then they do like a rewind episode. A classic. Yeah, and they like do a new intro for it or something. Oh, interesting. So it would be kind of interesting for us to be like,

okay, we're gonna post episode 42 as a bonus Thursday. As a bonus Thursday. But in order to do that and make it a little more interesting, we listen to it and then talk about it before and maybe afterwards. I see. Can you believe I sounded like that?

Slash said that thing. Slash thought that thing. Does that sound interesting or lazy? Can you believe it? It would actually be better. So the thing is all these old episodes of theirs are available for free. Yes. It would be better content So the thing is all these old episodes of theirs are available for free. Yes. It would be better content if they made those exclusive Patreon episodes without

their fucking commentary. Well, it's funny because I was just on the Drew and Mike show this week and that that what was the TV show that I was reviewing with them. It was some TGI Friday. Oh, Pod Meets World, Boy Meets World. Oh, okay. Three of the actors from that are doing the show now, Pod Meets World, they just started. And it's another one of these shows, and office ladies, I think, was like the first big one

to do this, where you have these washed up actors, who are like, hey, why don't we just do a podcast about a show that people used to watch, and we'll just go through and watch every episode, but no one does this with their web series. Like these guys are like, hey, where should you go through and watch every episode. But no one does it with their web series. Like these guys are like, hey, we should go back and watch our web series and talk about all the behind the scenes stuff. Like those shorts like five minutes, what do you mean?

What's your heart that's seen? If you're watching Tarantino like DVD commentary, you can add layers that you're not aware of. Of course. This is not a layered podcast for you. I wonder what Jake is thinking in this moment. Well, then they go back because Amira has his podcast, Eris podcast, has his laptop on his lap the whole time.

And he's just staring at it and shoving his fingers in his mouth, juggling it into later because he's constantly talking with his finger in his mouth, which is so obnoxious. These guys just need like a program director or someone to go in there and go, hey, figure out of the mouth, asshole, you're talking. Stop it with that. Anyway, sorry, I didn't mean to get off my aerogorque. So he's got his laptop and he's looking through it. He's like, Holy shit, I have this old podcast and I recorded that we never put out from nine years ago.

And he's not sure if he wants to put it out. Another funny podcast that you made was that we did at least that I think we should make is the one where you clone yourself. Yeah, that was much more recent. Yeah, that was so. I have them. Everything nothing holy shit. Really?

How long are they? So 2013, they're, oh my God, there's 15 of them. 15? Yeah. Holy shit. Play one, just go to the middle really quick. I'm afraid It's terrible. Oh You're embarrassed by that that's the embarrassing thing. Oh, I could never do that's embarrassing

Dude, but again, this would be better patreon content breaking down something we haven't heard Yes, putting out something that people have not heard before would be a little bit more interesting I just thought it was hilarious. They're doing one of the most boring shows I've ever seen on YouTube, and I've seen a lot of boring shows on YouTube. It's my job. And these guys are sitting there going,

I don't know if I can put up this thing. You were probably trying harder back then. It might be better. I would love someday to check out your Patreon and just see that one of the episodes is you watching you and just being like, you know, this is what I was thinking. When I called Stuttering John an idiot here, here's what I meant.

So that I don't think he's as smart as he portrays himself. In my notes, I had written, call him Stuttering Fuckface, but I totally missed it. No, I need to put it in bold next time, be like, didn't call him Stuttering Fuckface. I called him Shit for Brains, which was not my notes, that was at night. That was just improv.

My skills were on display. Oh, shit. This is weird, because I think that their audience is women and girls. Yeah, young college kids, it seems like. Yeah, that would be my guess, because this is just a weird thing to say. It is funny to think that in high school,

you had crushes at like seven in the morning. You rarely have a 3 8 a.m. crush nowadays. First off, that's stupid. Because they're talking about how I used to have crushes at someone in high school and like you'd see them at 7 a.m. I was like, no, days. I'm not hot about someone until 8 a.m. Okay.

I guess. But then it gets really stupid. When else would you see someone so early? It's fun to have a crush. Yeah, to know that you'll just be around the person you like. And that's exciting. And getting married is like feeling that every day. When I go to bed, when I wake up, it's a constant state of getting married.

I'm not married, but like, you know, the fact that you find that person to have those feelings with 24-7, even if we're just like eating dinner next to each other. The butterflies don't go away. This part never dies. It burns bright. Yeah, that's the best part of that being married. What kind of chick shit is this? I don't know.

What's going on right now? It's also very indicative of, you know when you see like on Instagram, someone is like me and my best friend my love We are so in love and then like a month later. You found out they broke up. Yeah, that is what that sounds like I think it's always those cocks who are showing you how much their lives are amazing Yeah, all over social media. Oh my gosh. I'm everything so great And then you see him at the bar two months later Crying yeah, yeah, I like my girlfriend. So I don't talk about it that much because it's not interesting.

Right, right. I don't talk about my wife that much, but everybody else does. Oh, I don't know. We all think she makes the rounds. Even Mike's going on, baby. All right, what else do you pick up, I buddy? Uh, let's see. Well, number two. So these guys strike me as like, like I said, it is a popular show. So it seems like they seem like guys that would definitely know the internet and how to work

algorithms and things like that. So clip number two, again, I can't tell. Maybe they're being ironic, but I don't think they know like basic. They don't know what sub tweeting means or anything like that The big thing that I'm trying to figure out is getting how to Spotify. Yeah, how do you drop? Have you thought about tweeting for the first time in a while and if it goes blows up you'd be like Or I'm dropping my soundcloud link. Here's the sound cloud I guess I could break the internet with the swimmers ear tweet and then it is time Yeah, and when it goes viral inevitably I

Subtweet that and I say I'm sure is my new like yeah me and my band just dropped this song. That's cool So sub tweeting is like if I tweeted you guys hear some asshole release music on soundcloud Some tweeting is not replying to yourself, which he seems to think it is. And then, real quick, Mike, I just wanna get this out because whenever we do a show like this that has fans, and then people find our show, and they go, you guys just don't get it.

You boom, you're not understanding it. Okay, so let's say they're being ironic, and he does know what that is, and he's just saying that. But the problem is, is that nothing's ever funny. So I have to take it at face value because there's nothing They don't say anything that's interesting or funny. So if they're just bullshitting all the time. That's not good either Yeah, they never break that character So it would be like

I'm a dumb idiot who goes my way They're like oh hilarious Yeah, I like I don't imagine myself listening to 10 episodes of this and finally going oh The layers the layers, the layers. Ah, actually, I learned a little bit about this from Trucker Andy, because at Bandry Hercel, the other night, he said that he used to, he said that he used to listen to this show

and he just got bored of that and stop listening to it. But it gave me a little bit of an insight as to, okay, they're fun guys, they're having fun conversations, they're giving shitty advice, whatever. I think they've lost their way. I have to think they used to be better than us. It's got more. I told my friend who used to listen to this

that I was doing this episode, and he goes, yeah, they've gotten real cringey. They used to be funny and their sketches were funny, but I think maybe they just started mailing it in or they lost it. I think what happens is you have a certain audience you have to be very safe around because you don't want to piss anybody off.

That's the last thing I ever think about. Oh no, I'm gonna piss someone off. Oh, I think that that's the problem with these guys is that it's just so safe that it's gotten to the point where we're like, okay, well, what are we even listening to this? It's just a waste of my time. Yeah, it is.

And there's something too when you have an audience of like 20-year-old girls. Yeah. When you get into your 30s, now you're trying to relate to your audience rather than just naturally relating to them. I wouldn't know. I think about relating to anyone.

I'll have to look that up on line later. I had dropped a D before. Where were you going next, Mike? Well, kind of on the same theme of like, do they not know words? Are they being quirky? Clip number 19, where they're talking about, so they're pre-recording their podcast.

And I don't know if you picked up on the fact that this is not a topical podcast. They don't get a lot of issues of the day, but they're pre-recording this so they want to let everyone know about that. All right, we're back on a Monday recording for the following Monday. Look at us on top of our shit. Yeah, on top of our ship, but also the stuff that we say today won't be evergreen. So like, stuff that we say today won't be evergreen. So like, what happened today in the news? And by the time it comes, like, game two of the NBA finals just happened,

but by the time people listen to this, the whole series might be over, basically. Wow. That is, could it possibly be? Is it Wednesday, Friday, and then Sunday? Wednesday, Friday. Oh my god. Maybe not, actually.

I think it's Wednesday, Friday, Monday. So, okay. Okay, so that's very least. So it won't be over. Yeah, actually. I think it's Wednesday Friday Monday. So, okay. Okay, so that's very least. It won't be a lot. But yeah, it might be a little different. It could look different. It will be different. If you didn't talk about that,

it would have been ever great. Yes. If you didn't mention the NBA, it's crust because they don't talk about sports any other time. Yeah. Just leave it alone. It's a little old.

Oh my God. Mike, so what they just described to me is that as time passes, different events occur over that time, is that what I'm to believe here? So I think that's true. Everything that I know about the world right now today won't be the same a year from now.

Is that what you're telling me? Correct. And it's important to know that when you're listening to them talk about dropping their phone in the toilet, that was last Monday. It wasn't this gas Monday. Who cares? I also, I don't understand these shows that need a week to put out their episode. I'm sure these guys have a whole team and a production team and they're putting the videos together and editing it and stuff. That's just crazy to me. I feel bad when it takes me a couple days to put out a video or something.

Yeah, I mean, I pre-record stuff when it's just gonna be easier. Like, we'll record why you laughing a few at a time because it's evergreen as they say. And you put them out whenever you want. But, they're all getting you Sam Kinnison news. You're fine with that. That's true. Although I think I'm on to some hot leaves. We might have a break in story on that at some point.

So I mentioned that they were having this conversation about cheat meals and eating cheese burgers and whatnot. And it's funny that even a mirror has to realize that, okay, we're going to get back on track and actually talk about what we're talking about. We can't just veer off in these conversations about nothing forever. Right. I'd be tall I like to do that. Sometimes she'll get a cheeseburger, but she's usually a little healthier.

I mean, she actually likes salads, so that could be her cheat meal. Yeah, that's really cool. Oh, it's not. But this guy is sort of stuck with a TV dinner eating roommate who drinks energy drinks. Yeah. Yeah, remember that thing that we were doing?

We were talking about this guy's question I know talking about cheeseburger is amazing don't get me wrong and he's got his finger shoved to this fucking God damn time. What's so delicious on that guy's finger? Got Buffalo sauce out of something find out next week Tease it's not evergreen they aren't. Tell us what you think is out of your figure in the comment section below. Well, if you want to stay on the food theme, this is actually the most, this is the most interesting thing they said, but I did find it to be a disgusting combination. Clip number 14, maybe I'm weird, but tell me if this grosses you out.

Didn't he use to like crumble up potato chips and put it on stuff? Yeah, I used to do a bowl of it. This was when I was much older, actually. My palate was refined and I would do a bowl of anis with sour cream and onion pringles as a spoon. I see, so you would use that, Alonst as a dip. Yeah, exactly. It was a pasta dip. Do you still eat anis macaroni and cheese?

Yes, I still love it dearly, to my face. They just move on. He said he eats macaroni and cheese with chips as the spoon. Well hold on a second. I want to say this because Pringles are like the particle board of potato chips. They are not good scooping chips.

They break apart so easily. You can't scoop the mac and cheese. You can't scoop the mac and cheese. We're the Pringles. No, it's impossible. This is the conversation they should be having. No, no, no. If I was to be right there like bullshit,

now we're being interested. You're using a fork. I cared fucking dear, you're using a fork. I don't find it to be that girls to be honest with you. I actually sounds pretty good. I'm getting hungry. Oh really? Yeah, I put a little Frank Sreshtout on there too.

Yeah. Yeah. Let me just try it. Now we're talking. All right. I have other clips, but I'm already bored with these guys. What else do you want to hit before we move on? Well, a good place to stop might be my.

You don't have to stop. If you, you have a lot of other clips. I don't want to, I don't want to just stop you, but I just, I think I'm kind of done with what I want to do. We can tap out soon. But I'm not letting you go that easy. Clips nine and 10, these guys talk about Walmart in an interesting way.

So number nine, I'm almost willing to give a pass, but the way they talk about Walmart, to me, is interesting. It's crazy that this is, I mean, you really can't get everything at Walmart, I guess, between a date, they probably have chips, gasoline, furniture. Yeah, true love. Have you been, have you been to Walmart, a dongle in love? Just put it in your mouth.

They're fucking recently. Yeah, just like, because I know there's not any in New York or LA, right? They're sort of bigger in the middle of America. Chewing on his face. Oh, I guess. Maybe so. I mean, there's like a Walmart in my hometown. I've definitely been there relatively recently.

So I'm here. I'm sorry, my please, please re-cam what we just heard. I just, I just memorized by this guy. Show me his fingers and his mouth. Oh, fucking podcast. That was, that's what made this easier for figures and I spout the whole fucking podcast. That was, that's what made this easier for me. I couldn't see any of that.

So I was able to really get my teeth into the content. But, but what you heard there was him like kind of being fascinated with the concept of Walmart, which if you grew up in Los Angeles, which it sounded like he did, I'm, I'm willing to give that a pass. But then clip number 10 is what really blew me away. We're like, yeah, a second.

There are definitely wall bars in Los Angeles. But I, I don't add like there's a place in America that are like wall bar, what? I'm glad you said that. As a kid from Western Massachusetts, I was like, maybe I just don't know the world enough. Maybe there are no wall bars. Trust me, there are certainly neighborhoods in KELF, in LA just don't know the world enough. Maybe there are no Walmart. Trust me, there are certainly neighborhoods in California

that don't have Walmart, but it's not that far of a drive to one. You've driven past one of the expressway, I'm sure. Well, then that should make clip number 10 even more baffling. Because yet again, I'm left to wonder, is this a real legitimate question that he's asking Erzie being wacky? And just for the people on YouTube, I do know that impossible is not the word.

That was a Ralph Wiggum, all right? Oh, shit. Leave Carl along. Me failing. He didn't even, he says I get a drink. He means like a diet Pepsi or like, there's like a bar at this Walmart. I think he means like a diet Pepsi,

like a Gatorade, you know, Walmart's, they have the pizza huts, they have the cotton shot in the front. Yeah, and then they have, yeah, the drinks aisle, stallion bar or anything. Pizza huts. I've never been to the Walmart in this person's town, but I don't think there is a bar there. That's a pretty safe bet, Jake.

I think you're pretty safe to assume. So I get like, he sounds like he's genuinely asking, but if someone said to you, hey, I'm going to grab a drink from Walmart, would you be like, oh, you're getting shit faced at this time of day? Yeah. That doesn't make any sense at all. And by the way, putting bars and wallmarts, actually a good idea. I'll tell you something.

They'll double the sales. Well, it's funny. You say that. They go on for a go. They double their bar fight. They go on for about 45 minutes, like with an idea of what if we pitched a sitcom where a town was Walmart? And it's like, well, I guess, man, I don't know. And I'm sure their fans are like, I asked a question. Can you get to that? You do quit two questions in episode. They're way too impressed with Wal-Mart's.

This is something that everyone's very much aware of and probably goes to pretty regularly. And they're trying to dissect it like, wait, it's a wait, you can get gatorade there, but you can't get a showdown. Get a showdown. Get a showdown. You're telling me.

Yeah. I think that's pretty much the best that I had that the fun. The rest was all kind of more of like, hey, they're being quirky because that's what the whole podcast is. Yes. Yeah, this is an unwatchable, unlistenable show. And if you enjoy it, you are an idiot. Shame on you.

Shame on you for enjoying content that you enjoy. All right, let's get into our next segment. Bridge of the week. Bridge of the week. This first cringe of the week comes in from Nick Tucker. And I think he knew that you were gonna be on the show today. I know. Mike, because once again, producer Dave, I'm the Kirkman

and Joe. Oh, okay. This is talking about Elon Musk's mom, an elderly woman. I think you might have been out of the show as well. I think I hear you on here today. I believe so, yeah. His mother was on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsy issue. Oh, right. I did see that. Yeah. She's like an elderly woman. He takes her to the Metcaw. Right. Yeah. It was very nice. She's a little, I mean, she's a little old day. She's see that. Yeah, she's like an elderly really long. He takes her to the Metcala. Right. Yes, very nice She's a little I mean, she's a little old. Yeah, she's like 80. No, but she's well put together like that's a good looking old lady It's like money though. Yeah, it's my stems on it. Yeah, yeah, and she is like isn't wasn't she a super model? I believe she was. Yeah, I think she was. Yeah, she's got a lot to work. Congratulations. All the most would you sounds like sure?

You what? I mean, she seems bright. Okay. Why not any any port in a storm, you know, I guess Summer is here a mill is a store for men is everything you need stay cool and look good this summer from So that was some cringy fucking Elon Musk's mother talk. Well, lay off of Dave, we found out last week he's a victim of harassment. His teacher in eighth grade shoulder is pussy. So, oh my gosh, the poor guy. He's got a lot of go. Oh my gosh.

Now, I'll probably take this out and post now. I didn't realize. Good. Thank you. I think you realized the drama he was dealing with. Yeah. The luckiest kid in the world. Yeah, and not so funny now.

You can see it, but you can't touch it. Ah, damn it. Here are the words. Today, we're going to learn about teasing. All right. I have a second. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. This one comes in from Ryan Rebalkin and it is AJ Benz. AJ Benz's a guy.

I hope to get on the show someday. Friend of the show as far as I know, at least enemy of settering. Yeah, you know, as I, it's close enough. Yeah, same thing. But I do have to play this cringe of the week because as Ryan points out on AJ's latest episode, he proves two things.

He doesn't edit his show and he doesn't have a producer. In this clip, he's also challenging our friends that are in John for the most inept at getting content ready to talk about. It's a little bit of a longer clip, but it is cringeworthy. There have no love, and yet you look at shows like catfish, and I don't know what people do. It's it's it's it's sad, but they find love. 86 for a second. I can't find my copy. The fuck is this bullshit?

Hold on 86. God damn it. Mother fucker. Why the fuck with my copy going down? Jesus Christ. It's okay. I'm not on one one one one July what's the more the ace god damn it no 2022 not 2021 Great It's not coming up Hold it a second. It's not coming up Fuck me, man hold on guys my copy's not coming up. I'm sorry. I don't know what the hell happened here Hold on fuck podcast

Fuck podcast July oh my god Still going what the fuck is this All right, where is it? All right, this is it I'm gonna pause it real quick Chris you recently asked me how I make mental notes during the show, things I need to add it. This would be one of those things. I'm like, wow, good. I'll go back and take all the notes.

You will get me a need of mental notes. No, I'm sorry. Hold on, guys, one second. Unbelievable. Why does this happen? This is really bad. All right, here we go. Hold on. All right. Okay. Okay.

Oh my god. Okay, right there. One second. I forgot what he's looking for. Yeah. Okay. Ready? Here we go. I don't, I just did this so much it. And I'll just say right now, I'm going to say something you wouldn't expect. But hear me out. Why is there so much gay content on Netflix? So that was that was a fun little clip. Good job. It was a payoff. Yeah, right. I want to add to the show our friend, Garrett, who's never been on WATP before. What's up, guys?

Garrett producer of the Anthony Kumya show in Hot Water. And of course, has his own show in compound media, TBD, although I don't know what the future holds because your co-host, Pat Dixon, who we recently had on where this podcast was just let go from Compound Media. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. They, he had a little dispute with Gino.

Do you want to give us a quick, uh, hi-guarret, thanks for joining us. Go ahead. I have to go by. I'm bringing you right in. Let's get right into it. Yes. Cool.

Do you want to give us a quick recap because I mentioned on the show, a quick aside, because we've had Gino on the show We've had Pat friends at both of them and Gino did this thing where he brought on pets X girl front onto a show and then What Pat did in retaliation was clock him very hard to the point where I think Gino needs like oral surgery to fix his mouth I think you need to step back one step and story where Gina was out on a Monday and had Bob Levy fill in for him. And he booked Keanu and Alan Fuchs

who do a podcast called This Week in Sex or something like that as guest. And Pat Dixson just showed up with Bob Levy and put himself on the show. And then wouldn't leave the guest desk. So Keanu sat on the, at the desk and then Alan had to sit on the couch. So Gina was mad about that. And then Pat kept asking Keanu about having sex with Gina and all that stuff.

So Gina was like, well, I'll have one of your exes on my show then. I see. So this was retaliation., I'll have one of your exes on my show then. I see. So this was retaliation. And then there was another retaliation after that retaliation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Cause I have not picked sides in this one. I'll be honest with you, Garrett, because it seemed like Gina once tried to piss him off, which mission accomplished. It seems like he, yeah. Yeah. But I think he did because he thought Pat was trying to piss him off.

Right. Right. I see. Well, I'm excited to say that a week from today, we're going to have Chrissy Mayer in studio to get her perspective on this. She's also at compound and very familiar with Pat Dixon and his ex-girlfriend. So it's such a gossip right now. Were those guys friends or did they always hate each other?

I don't think they were friends. Okay. But they kind of like put up with each other, I guess. Got you. You know, there was no like animosity, but you could tell there were other shows where like, Gino and Pat were on at the same time, and Pat was just like fed up with Gino.

Okay. Okay. Otherwise, it just seems like ball-busting. But yeah, that's the thing. It was all done on air at the same time and Pat was just like fed up with Gina. Oh, okay. No, otherwise it just seems like ball busting, but yeah, that's the thing. It was all done on air at the top, you know, up to this point and then, you know, then you know, I get the sense that it was a little fed up with you now. Totally. He's probably people from the wrong way and fight a bet. And I love Gina. He's a guy.

Exactly. I think it's kind of like his mouth all a little bit. Yeah I love Gina. He's a great guy. Exactly. I think it's kind of like his mouth a little bit. Yeah, he would say that about himself. Yeah. So what's the future for your show, Garrett? What's gonna happen? I don't know, I got to look for a co-host. I have one guy in mind, but it's kind of like a shot

out of left field kind of thing, and it would have to be over Skype. So it's kind of a decision to do it or not. I got idea. She get one of Pat's ex-girlfriends. That's a good one. That's a good one. Just wear a mouth guard.

Just at least for the first episode. Yeah. So we're hockey helmet, we're gonna be golf. You'll be fine. So do you want to tell us who this person is or do you want to keep it a secret? Yeah, cause I didn't even ask him yet. Oh, God.

We'll keep it a secret for now. Yeah. If you have any suggestions, though, please let me know. I'm trying to take a poll. I'm sure people have suggested. Do you want someone who's New York based, obviously? Someone who can be in the studio? That would be nice.

Yeah. And someone not. Have you ever heard of, there's a comedian, an up-and in cummer named Aaron Berg? Have you thought about maybe asking him? Would they good addition? Yeah. Yeah. Is he a gas digital? Everyone's a gas digital. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. I just blow it up. How many podcasts they have a gas digital? There's got to be 50 at this point. At least 30, right? Yeah. It's a lot. Are there are there hard feelings

with Aaron Berger? Or does everyone like him there over there still? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's kind of like we were all buddies and stuff. And then you just left and I guess it's like cool. If you want to do it, but then there was like constant changing reasons why you did edit and things like that.

So yeah, oh, because it sounded I heard him talking with Lewis Jay Gomez or so. It sounded like it was because of Gino. Was that not the excuse to give you? Yeah, but then it was like because Gino said the end word. And then it was because Gino was drinking and then it was some other excuse about, you know, Gino didn't do this thing when, you know, whatever. Where Gino got DUI or something like that. You know, ito didn't do this thing whenever, when a Geno got DUI or something like that. You know, it just constantly changed.

Yeah. Well, it sounds like Geno was the source of... Yeah, I guess. But like, everyone knows Geno, he doesn't change, it's not like you didn't know what he was going in, you know? Yeah, it's on you at this point. Yeah.

Especially Aaron said he was like his best friend and you know, like you definitely know of them. Right. One of the reasons Garrett, I wanted to get you on here besides the fact that I think that you're extremely funny, whenever you drop in with anything on any of the shows you produce, you're always great. But you go back a long ways in the open and Anthony universe. You were producer on the show back in

the early 2000s, right? Yeah, like 99 to whenever they got canceled. Yeah, the sex for Sam thing kind of blew you out, right? Yeah. And then you bounced around serious and XM for a little bit. Yeah, the program director at the open Anthony station who also got fired was that serious and got me like a job there. You do Jay Thomas? Were you on that show? I did, yeah. At first I did like sports games and stuff like that.

Then I did Lynn Samuels and Alex Bennett. I don't know if you know that. Not familiar. They're both like super lefty talk radio types. And stuff like that. Not familiar. They're both like super lefty talk radio types and stuff like that. Sounds fun. I eventually got in like arguments with both of them and they moved me to Jay Thomas. Oh good for you. You did the right thing. Yeah. So when you were doing Jay Thomas was Julie, the second mic or third mic there? He was like, it was like three or four second mics. It was like, Shuley could do like one day a week,

this girl Madison who's still on serious now, did another day, Kevin Meaney would do a bunch of days and stuff like that, kind of rotated. I don't wanna make this about Shuley, but do you understand the hate that he gets? No, I didn't even know he gets hate. Yeah, I didn't either until recently recently, I started having on my show and I was like, wow, people really hate you.

I like Julie, holy shit. From who? Like Stern people? Yeah, they're like, you left Stern, I hate you. That kind of thing. Not before he left Stern. It's like that radio gun crowd. Oh, well, they hate everybody.

They really do. They're angry. Who do they like? Yeah, I're there. I guess Richard Christie's the one person nobody's. Everyone likes, right? Enemies of Howard Stern is who they like. I think.

Yes, well that's true. For sure. Do they hate Fred? Oh yeah. I, yeah, I don't know. Does anyone have any like strong feelings about Fred either way? Yeah.

He's just kind of there. I shouldn't say that because I haven't listened in a long time, but I mean, there was no one that they didn't just be right. To a level where like they would attack them personally and like their families and should like that, where I was like, do you guys must love them on some level because it's all you ever talk about?

Well, yes, that was the thing that I picked up on when, you know, and I've talked to Monique at Radio Gunnk, but the fact that she knows what Howard's children do for a living and say, well, what do we, do you not like Howard's son anymore because he's got a out of it? Or are you like really this obsessed with his whole life? They need to be studying this so closely.

Oh, people said it to me. Whatever, people said me shit all the time too. People sent me, Sudaring John's children, talking at his ex-wife's wedding. And I didn't, I wasn't like, oh, I gotta play this on my show. Like, I don't care about his kids.

No, that's crazy. That's crazy. Fuck. Anyway, I just have to say it for legal reasons. All right, the reason why I wanted to get Garrett on here in his take because he's worked with Opie. Now, maybe it was a while ago. So we'll consider that.

But Opie's been doing this new thing. I don't know if you guys have seen this. I don't know if he's doing it himself or he's got someone helping him out. But he's putting out these minute long, two minute long, 30 second long clips on YouTube. And it's all click-bady titles and he's just trying to get people

to check out the show with it. So this is one, which is great, because I don't have to pull any clips. I just pulled the full episodes that he's putting up. So it makes my life easier, thanks, aren't they? Great time, I've been easier. This one is called Enough! Kumio was going nowhere when I met him.

Oh, God. Yeah. All right, so that's why we get to we could get it to it stop me anytime to Good morning. Oh, you shouldn't forgive Anthony and go on his podcast would be so epic stop being a bitch and go and go work out. Thanks Jim dig yeah, I know I have no desire to do that the Anthony I knew and I don't even know if I actually ever knew the guy But the version of Anthony I thought I knew I should say it that way, is long gone. So that's why that'll never, ever work.

After Anthony left serious XM because you know, some production going on. Yeah, I was expecting this. I said, it's a coil. Yeah. I wonder what, uh, sound effects CD CD he pulled that from his closet. I'm supposed to have long gone, it's long gone. He's a long gone. It's so much funnier when he mispronounces words though. Yeah, Eddie does those voices. I know, yeah.

Blown self up, stop blaming me. Blame him, stop blaming me in the end. Anthony blew up the opian Anthony show. It's it couldn't be more obvious. Maybe someday someday he'll take a little fucking responsibility. Oh, we got more production. Watch out. What is this? She's a friend. It's taking forever. It could slower.

Is Mike. Why is my computer dying? Why did that take so long dying? What's happening? Why did that take so long to show Opie radio? Oh, oh. What? That was almost longer than the clip. Why? Wow.

That's such a great example of where, yeah, the Opie Mosse have done that. That was like a pre-made setting within a Dobie. I think Tony Michaels did it. I'm sorry, Mike. That was like a pre-made setting within a dopey. I think Tony Michaels did it. I'm sorry, Mike. What's that, Mike? It's such a great example of where Opie can't keep his story straight. Because when Anthony got fired, Opie would say the show was dead anyway.

He's Opie and Anthony was coming to an end. And now he's like, why don't you blame Anthony? He's the one that ended the show. It's like, well, you said you were ending it no matter what. There's multiple clips of Opie. We played him on here saying, yeah, I think I've done with this. I think I'm ready to do something else. I think I'm ready to move on. And Anthony's never talked politics. And yeah, I think, I think never once said, I don't want to keep doing this thing. We make a couple of million dollars a year doing. That's super

easy. I don't know what's stopped doing this. You know, Anthony never thought that. But I know that Anthony addressed this specific clip where he's going, I don't even know this guy anymore. He's totally changed. And Anthony's taken it, was like, well, all of those people that we are friends with, I'm still friends with. So am I the one who changed or did OP?

Like, he's not sure what he's talking about there. And Gary, you've known him for a very long time. So maybe you can enlighten us. I mean, even like Sam Roberts was his guy, like they would hang out with their wives and stuff and all that and even that blew up. And then back in the day, when I was there, like I was the Sam Roberts to hope,

like I would, we would go roll a blade around Central Park every day after the show. Yeah, he would like, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this, what does this bro, what does this bro, what does this bro, Yeah, he would like what does Brown taste like? Whatever man the hills hard But he would always like try to teach me like radio lessons like kind of like a mentor, but it was always like The same one every time It was all we could I guess what it was Garrett. the same one every time.

It was, we can't guess what it was Garrett. He's like, whatever you do, you got a backstab. Everyone else on the show. Tell management, they're slacking off. We don't need them. Tell them over and over again. The gist of it was like, just keep doing it. Oh, God.

That's pretty good. I hate that. I hate that advice. Stick with the kid. Stick with that. Was he like that at any W Garrett where he would go to management and he would be in these moods where he was miserable to work with or did that come over time? Not so much. It happened like once in a while kind of thing. But even when I was there, like they're never hoping that they weren't like hanging out, even at that point. Right. You know, it was always separate. Like we went up the Boston,

they'd take separate cars and drive down separately. And I would have to choose like, who are we going out to dinner and with tonight and there would be two different parties and something they was so weird. That is odd. I thought that at that point, they were still hanging around each other. Well, no, because that's why Norton was brought in, right? Because they weren't speaking to each other.

You were pretty much, yeah. Well, I'm surprised he didn't get along because they both have spicy political takes. And this is a video that, again, I did that put on YouTube. Oh, be dead. He thinks that this is the type of content that's going to get people going, oh, shit, I got to check out this show. This is amazing

This is the entire clip that he put up called our politicians are useless Another mass shooting. I mean what do you want from me? Rinse and repeat you realize Politicians in general are useless every time there's a mass shooting every time there's a mass shooting. You know, uh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh the best take out of all of that was the blah blah blah blah blah. I get that with that. So he's like, why are you even talking? What's the point of even talking if that's your take? You can tell from the comment at the bottom of the screen, that was from a later part in the episode that he edited in.

Yeah, because it goes from the comment about the karate kid. Like, and then the blah blah blah just jumps in and then the karate kid part comes back. Yeah, that took effort to make a 27 second long clip of who going politician suck. Blah blah blah. You're gonna pull that all together to make it coherent, I guess. I don't know if that's right. Yeah, not right.

I guess you could say he's consistent, but that's been his saying the whole time. Like, oh, neither side is good. Yeah. To pull. Yeah. It bowl take. Yeah. It's a little spicy for my days. I do have to say though, to his credit,

the sound effect at the end almost tricked me into thinking he was saying something. I was like, wow, that's a hot take. Yeah, right, if you had any video with this, if you're like, wow. Yeah. Whoa, that's a guy who's saying something. That's like the red bar trick, right?

Yeah, if you're red bar you just be like and also Chrissy mayors ugly Wow, you must be running What is that microphone with a switch on it? It's like not a it, that's some sort of like accessory. Mike, I don't even think so. I think it's like, like a fake microphone, Nettie, didn't even look at what he was photoshopping. I think you're right about that. It's actually a fan that misses. Yeah, that's exactly.

It's like a light bulb. Yeah. All right. So one of the things that's been going on recently is people are asking Opie about Stuttering John. I don't know why they would do that. I have no idea. But Opie offers his thoughts on Stuttering John Melendez and knowing that Stuttering John

is a good clickbait, which by the way, it is. He decided to put this up as one of these videos. If the Howard Stern show ever ends, who's the first guest from that show you want on? Boba Bowie, Robin, etc. I don't want to talk to any of them. I've talked to a bunch of people from... Could you imagine him getting Robin Quippers on the show? What the fuck would that be like? Holy shit.

That's too old. I don't know if he's fucking with the Ranabi. He's like, what are you gonna get? Bob a Booey Rob. I was like, there's no way any of us people are talking to OP. You know crazy. No, just go for Howard. I think Howard will do it.

Yeah, I'm sure Howard will cover right now. The Howard Stern show that we're really, really cool. I know he gets a lot of shit, but Stuttering John was very, very cool. I've had him on the podcast a couple of times, and I think I was on his once. He was very, very cool. I've had him on the podcast a couple of times and I think I was on his once. He was very, very cool. I liked him a lot. I don't really agree with him politically or anything like that. Nobody does. He was a good guy and he told some great stories. He's a very, very good guest. Oh, yeah. Someone asked him if he would do a podcast with Senator Jad, which of course would be my dream come true. He would be amazing. It'd

be, it would lighten my workload by 50 percent. I have to say though, so I was listening to old because of your show. You've sent me down a rabbit hole, old Stuttering John on Howard Stern. And there are so many striking similarities between Opie and Stuttering John in their lack of self-awareness and their attitudes and things like that. And the self-confidence. You can watch their self-confidence leave them as the other person berates them like, oh, you just scum completely. Completely insecure. Oh, no. Yeah. But the one difference that stood out to me is I do believe it's rare when it happens,

but I think Opie is capable of surprising you where he can come out with something, you know, mildly amusing or interesting or at least being in a good mood, whatever, Stuttering John will never surprise you. So whatever you're expecting him to say, he will say. Opie is one of the worst broadcasters I've ever seen and he's 20 times better than Stuttering John. Completely. Yeah.

Did you ever think about joining up with Starring John and doing a podcast? No. No. That's another asshole rethink that. And it's trying to do. He's like trying to lump me and Starring John together. Like, and trying to do that? I get no credit.

Oh, he's offended by the mere suggestion. I know. I would be too. But I like that he goes, oh, fucking, ate the cool beest telling everyone I got a team up with Suddory John. Has that ever been mentioned on the show Garrett? What we played the the clip of if Opie and Suddory and John had a hug. That's right. Someone made a really funny video.

Yeah. John was talking to a guy named Greg in his chat. And then they put did you see that video Chris? I can't go back a little way. No, it's pretty new. Oh, I have not seen it. It's pretty recent. I've seen it. Yeah. I forgot about that. Okay. So yeah, maybe that is why we're very different people. Last time I said this, Thurring John got mad, but I do think that Sturring John does a decent job, but I just know you said he sucked.

Yeah, he literally goes. John, we're not even in the same league. I mean, I was the host of a show. John's just a sidekick. I broke his circles around. Yeah, that's what he said. As much as I think, Opie sucks to your point. Opie's right.

He went like, Opie at least had a role on one of the biggest radio shows ever. And I think there were things as much as like, we criticize Opie. There's things on that show like, Opie was great with confrontation where Anthony and Jim preferred to like just throw lines in. Opie was good at knowing how to stir the shit.

Stuttering John was a call screener who was there to be a punching bag. And he has the ego of someone who was bigger than Opie and Anthony in his mind. Well, listen, to be fair, he was one of the co-hosts on the Howard Stern and Stuttering John show. Oh, wait, that's how it was called. It was overkill. That's how it was called. Okay, well, fly bad.

That's what I found. That's what I found in those clips I was watching of old Stern was Howard be raiding John because John would say, well, you're mad at me for this, but you let Robin get away with this or Jackie or Fred and Howard keeps telling him you are not in their league job. You're not the same as that. It's not my cup of tea and it's not my type of politics. But that's another assholory thing that the haters and most of the haters are coming from Anthony at this point.

I barely get any Howard Stern hate with all the shots I take. All my hate comes from a fucking guy that I discovered. That's a fucking bullshit. So they try to lump me and stutter and join together. And they want us to do a show together. First of all, if we did a show together, it would be good for me. And it would be amazing. Yeah. We did actually have when Opie was on Centering John's beer on the balcony.

And we had Gino over here. We had Chrissy. And that was like my Super Bowl. Maybe Olympics is like once every four years. That's like my Olympics. Very, very special Olympics. Yeah, I kind of understood Opie a little bit more from that clip though,

because he thinks Anthony is making these clips and making fun of him. He doesn't realize other people are just hating on Opie. And Anthony is seeing these other people hate on OP and then sharing it. You know, you think he doesn't realize that or do you think he's just trying to like have one person he's against kind of thing to make it easier on him? I mean, definitely. He obviously just constantly puts up clips with Anthony and the title and stuff just to get clicks. Yeah. So it's probably both. And whether Opie believes that or not, like deep down inside, he's at least convinced

himself that the reason guys like you and me, Carl shit on Opie is because Anthony has brainwashed us. Oh my gosh. Yeah. That's really what you would do. That's a really good point. And Mike, I forget about that sometimes. Then Opie's mind, we would all think Opie's amazing. If it weren't for Anthony and having a falling out with them. Meanwhile, the opposite is true. Opie put out a podcast. I had been spending a couple of years reviewing podcasts every week.

And I went, hey, Opie's got a podcast. Let's check that out. And it's sought. Yeah. I would say, I would say Anthony and Jim for many years, brainwashed me into thinking Opie was more talented than he is because they would always defend him on the show. To the point where I was like, well, there's got to be more that I'm not aware of that he

does. Yeah. Well, he goes behind their backs and tells bads, but they suck it. Right. You can fire it. Yeah, I didn't know everything. I think the real impetus was when the show broke up, Anthony started tax and then at the same time that the Reddit thing started going and that's when they started hating OP.

And I remember being at Anthony's house, we would read the Reddit, like laughing about all the open. So then Anthony realized like, oh shit, everyone's hate so be it. I don't even want to get back with him, kind of thing. Let's start, you know, so it wasn't anything and nothing to do with it. He just kind of went with the flow of everyone else realizing it, because he's finally like, finally,

someone else could say it, you know. It's funny you say that, Garrett, because this is kind of what I've been experiencing now is Anthony has no control over the ONA sub-reddit. He never did. Yeah, you know, there's a lot of evidence that shows that because they turned out to him. No, we're very nice to him on that. They're really nice to him at Jip.

You know, they turned out everyone obviously. But this idea that one person who has a show or a voice is going to get thousands of people online to fall in line with what they wanted to do. And all of a sudden, you know, oh, they're, they're all harassing me because he wants them to. It's like, no, they want to do that. That's like, that's what they want to do. And when people are fucking with Center and John, I've never told anyone to do that. They want to do that. I can't control that. There's nothing I can do about it. All right. So let's find out more about Opian Anthony's relationship because of course

Opie's been putting up a lot of these videos with Anthony's name in the title and already get the clicks You said and when I say clicks a couple hundred at best some of these get under a hundred Maybe a thousand for the one words like who music dick or whatever he puts in the title So it's not even like it's popular. I can't believe he's putting it in the effort into this. A guy of his caliber or a guy who used to talk to millions of people. He's feeding off of a radio show,

the clicks that he would get off of a radio show that hasn't been in existence for eight years. Yeah. You said you had no regrets, okay? That include Anthony, not trolling. I do like you, but try to understand as you give out mixing I like everyone who asked him a question my auntie is saying just you know, I'm not trolling here because he always freaks out Please let me get this out

And those about mixed singles about my relationship. What do you? Who is this Asian guy that I'm looking at right now? What happened to his face? I thought I found a friend. I thought I found a friend. It's okay, it looks like he played a prank in a Coke can. And I could do a lot of great radio with, but I absolutely did not find a friend. And it kind of sucks because we had a massively successful show, but we didn't get along at all. And it kind of sucks because we had a massively successful show, but we didn't get along at all.

And that's my dilemma to this day. Yeah, leave it alone, Jim. Make signals. I leave it alone. I knew Anthony. I knew Anthony I haven't known him. I haven't even talked to him. I haven't even been in the same room as him in over eight years.

I don't even know what he looks like. I barely check out any of his stuff. It's incredibly rare. It has to be something that falls in my lap. And then maybe I'll click on it here and there, but it's so rare. I can't even tell you. So I honestly don't even know what the guy looks like. And for most of our relationship, we absolutely didn't get a long at all. All right. So we're in the mix signals. Opia's always said he respects. He respects and appreciates what and him did and accomplished. But he has no warm feelings towards him anymore,

nor any desire to reunite. I haven't had a warm feeling towards Anthony in a very, very long time. I think he did some really, really, really shitty things. And a lot of that happened while we were doing the radio show, as the years go by, I learn more and more about it, and it's unbelievable, which is so weird, man. Oh, yeah, I was thinking the same thing, Garrett. He doesn't talk to anyone except Pat Duffy. Right, and he hears from the rumor mill,

and then he automatically believes it. I know all the people like this too. If they hear something they want to believe, oh, you know what, Anthony, he was telling people, he had this fake account on the subreddit, and he would go on there and feed these people, and he's just like, oh, I believe it. It must be true. Yeah, Twitter and his live chat on there and feed these people and he's like, oh, I believe it. It must be true.

Yeah, Twitter and his live chat get him gassed up and tell him things and make him get that's back every time, dude, he's so easy to fuck around. All these guys are so easy to fuck with. What I love out of that clip though is the image of maybe open Anthony someday or walking down the street in opposite directions and Anthony sees seas as old his old post of 20 years and says Greg how are you man and Craig's like who the hell is this guy he's like a Brad Pitt now he's face wide I don't even know what I'm saying. He's this man, which is so weird, man. Oh my god, we are never good friends.

I can't do this every day. Gabriel, I can't do this every day. This is the mixed signals thing. He's not figuring out is that when he's in a good mood, he'll be like, yeah, let's talk about open Anthony. And yeah, I want to talk all about it. And the other times people will be like, hey man, I miss open Anthony. Fuck you! I'm not talking about open Anthony and yeah, I want to talk about it and other times people were like, hey man I missed open Anthony fuck you I'm not talking about that today fucking past get away

What's the title of this clip? This one is called Stop I was in good friends with Anthony. Yeah, it seems like it really hates talking about it He's posting fucking I know he posted six and you can see that's all edited He's pulling all these clips together of all the shit. He said about Anthony just I hate talking about it. He's posting a fucking kind of thing. I know he posted, he's like, and you can see that it's all edited. He's pulling all these clips together of all the shit he said about Anthony. He's just, I hate talking about this, but I'll put it up for quick. You're twisting my arm here, guys. We were never good friends. I thought we were friends when we

first met and in Boston, we certainly got along pretty well. And I start thinking that we were friends, but I now question if we ever were friends, or if he was just playing me from day one, we wouldn't have ever good friends. You got to stop. Like I said, a lot of these questions that people want to know the answers to. I've, I've cut them up into videos. They're on my YouTube channel. There's a nice little playlist that's called OP&A Anthony Drama. Okay, but we have it's more fun to fuck with you at real time. I'm not gonna do some research on the two cares.

Not that interested. Never good for I would never consider Anthony a good friend. There was a time we absolutely got along the first couple of years. Wait a second I would never never consider a good friend. I mean there was a time that we were really good friends Excluding the period when we were great friends. We were never friends Really were friendly toward each other and possibly friends, but I don't know anymore. I don't even know if that was real Like that he was playing this crazy mind-fuck game all-odg like the anti was played this crazy mind fuck game all like a sinister mastermind Anthony Cumea. I'll take you all to this guy.

The second they moved up the Boston, the Opie, Anthony was saying how Opie bought some like, or not what rented a cheap apartment and a Ritsey neighborhood far away from Anthony. So they could even hang out if they, if you wanted to, got you to think. Well, it's funny because Anthony has always said that Opie wants to be Howard Stern. Yeah.

And so that's the reason why Opie has the view that he has that we're looking at right now of the Hudson there from the, what is it, though, the West Side of Manhattan. Yeah. And that's near where Howard lives. And Howard recently came out and said that he's gonna run for president because of this row versus way decision. I guess.

Which is another annoying thing that we can get into. But so this is Opie responding to that. Opie thoughts on how you for president? Presby? Oh, you did say presby, okay. It's just stupid. He ain't running for the presidency. You know, the one thing I gotta say, Howard started is very,

I mean, look, he's a talented guy. I just think he's a jerk as a person. I, huh, almost like somebody else and I know. I think when Opie calls him a jerk of a person, literally everyone he ever worked with hates his guts. Literally everyone in Opie, Jesus, a jerk. Let person. Everyone he ever worked with hates is guts. Literally, I really didn't open Jesus and jerk. Let's not get too black here. Jerk of a person, geez.

I like who's impressed with Prezi. Yeah, whoa. I gotta work that in. Really do. Can I use that? He's very insecure. It's all too hard to jerk it, it's insecure. We said Howard, not you, I'll be. Oh, I'm sorry, but. Yeah, he stomped on someone's chin is literally we try to do this the other day is skin is is is way less than paper thin

All right, so that's three for three now Right and I have no respect for the guy cuz when me and Anthony were battling We weren't even really battling. We were just trying to make very entertaining radio and Howard is such a... We were just calling him an asshole over and over and out because it got people, let's see, do our show. I don't know what the problem is.

It was complete battle. All right. Yeah, that's what Owen A should have done. Like why are you denying that that happened? That's weird. Character that it was easy to goof on him and talk about his nonsense on our show. And instead of like going on his show and saying, after those guys and blah, blah, blah, and who, how dare.

This is literally everything he's described right now is him. Right. Every single thing because he's never addressed us, when people are like, hey, what do you think about WOTPs? I don't know what that is. Yeah, okay, it's sure. He talks about how we're denying the wig allegations. I'll lose it.

Ha ha ha. Hey, it was bald and what did they think they are? He was marched down the hall and yelling screaming bosses to make a stop. I'll think that I hope he never did. He would never yell and scream at bosses. Yeah, right. Wow, that's kind of amazing.

So I have no respect for the guy, but as far as him being prezy, he's a very smart marketing guy. He knows how to get his name in the papers still. I mean, I call it the papers, but no one's really reading papers, but you know what I mean. Yeah, he's much better at marketing himself than you are at marketing you.

Yes. I was just saying, I suppose that's where the similarity stop. Exactly. Like, I never see OP trendly got Twitter every week. I see Howard for one reason or another. Here's OP's COVID thoughts. Oh, it sucks. He gets the headlines all over the all over the internet. So, you know, you know, it's some dumb get the headlines all over the internet.

So you know, you now it says some dumb thing that he's so frustrated that he might run for the presidency, but he's never going to do it. So then he gets headlines for, I don't know, a few days and then he's got to go back to the lab and figure out how he's going to get his name in the headlines next. And he's very, very good at that. 100%. But he's not gonna be our president. Oh, I think I'll be boom.

Well, I don't even feel like Howard is good at it. I like barely see clips on Twitter or anything about how he keeps his stuff so locked down. It's hard to even find out about. He does get headlines though, Garrett. I do see him turning on Twitter. And it's funny because nobody listens to a show or watches a show anymore. I don't know anyone. He'll be turning on Twitter. And it's like 4,000 tweets about a take he has on COVID. But it's like a couple times a month that'll happen. I don't understand why. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Otherwise, who would

care that Howard Stern claims he's gonna run for president? This was a bitty, did 35 years ago. We're really, we think we might actually run this time. Do you? Yeah, we're gonna fill the potholes with the ex-coms. Yeah, right. And if you listen to the clip of Howard,

he's like, Robbins, like, oh, you're gonna run for president. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah. Like, you know, he's totally joking. It's not serious. It's not serious. I don't think I played this one yet. This is again about Anthony Cumia. This one's called Cumia. I knew is one gone. Oh, God. Okay. Good morning. I hope you shouldn't forgive Anthony and go on his podcast. Oh, no, I just don't know. I, God. Good morning, Obi. You should forgive Anthony and go on his podcast. Oh, no, I just thought that one. It would be great.

I did point that one. All right. Let's find out how much money Joe Rogan makes per episode of the Joe Rogan experience. Oh, you guys are going to find that out. You guys are going to do some math with Opie. I don't know. We should have music for this math with Opie.

If Rogan's making a hundred million a year, and some say that's a low figure. I'll stop him right there. So the original was $100 million for the whole deal with Spotify. And then more recently, it's been leaked that maybe it was 200 million, but not per year.

200 million I think is over like three or four years. Yeah, that was never really said for whatever, the only time I never heard. But anyway, so OP's saying a hundred million a year, 200 million I think is over like three or four years. Yeah, that was never really said for whatever the only time I never heard. But anyway, so Opie saying 100 million a year, which by the way, Joe does have advertising and he owns on it and he's got these other things going. So I'm sure he makes a lot more money than just a Spotify deal. But okay, of course. Yeah. How many shows does he do a year, 52 weeks a year, it probably takes 50 days off. So let's say he does 52 weeks a year, 50 days off.

All right, let's see what he comes up with there. 200 shows. Now, isn't it a weekend, the 100 days? Yeah. 104. Yeah. Yeah, 104. Yeah, 104. Yeah. All right, sorry. Anyway, so he's already at, he's already tried to figure out. Now, the funny thing about all of this is that Joe Rogan does not do a five day a week show.

He does three days a week. No, it's kind of like whenever he wants more of us. Yeah, but he's been pretty regular with three days a week for a while. Right. And, uh, Opie has no idea, even though he thinks that he could, well, one day overtake Joe Rogan as the kick of podcast, saying, he has no idea even though he thinks that he could well one day overtake Joe Rogan as the kicker podcast tank Because no idea what's going on. But all right. Let's let's figure out much. She's making an episode 50

200 shows No, no wait wait wait wait 52 weeks. Yeah By this week, that would be 260ish, right? Say it takes the 60 days off during the year. So say that's 200 shows a year. Like $100 million a year. Okay, let's see what it goes on. So that means every month.

Okay. Every month. Why is he doing this? He's going days, weeks, months. You're putting it away to any variables. So Joe Rogan is leaving Texas at 3 p.m. Oh, he's just some advanced shit. Joe Rogan is making about $8 million.

$8 million in change. A month. A month, okay. And then how many weeks in a month? So now you take that number, there's a quick math. Now he's making about two million a week. Okay. Holy shit.

Maybe a little less. Wait, okay, I can do it that way too. All right, yeah. A little less than two million a week. Yeah, because that's four weeks in a box. Like, it's like a four and a half, you know, it depends. Right. Also, the amount of weeks in a year is fixed.

You can just divide 100 million by 52. Yeah, no shit. I don't know why he went to bonds. So there are many days there aren't a month. It's like, he keeps changing the parameters out of self. And then Quick Math on that five shows a week. It's not quick. He's making, is it possible that show Rogan is making 400,

$400,000 is my math right? $400,000 every time he turns the mic on. And I get assholes getting mad because somebody gave me $2. Is all that math right? Holy shit, that's such a centering John thing. That's such a suffering, John thing. To be like, oh, we're serving me $20 million. Why can't it be a substitute teacher?

No, that's not comparisons. Do you know what I'm saying? And your Facebook stars are not comparisons at all. I think the equation is exactly correct. If Joe Rogan is making $100 million, I hope he should be making $2. Yes. It's a just world isn't it?

The free market always works. Was anyone else following? Half mill of show. All right, RJ Henners is that a half million of show. Give it take, all right. I said 400 and 400 and change. I even got 650. Do I hear 650 of show?

$1. Oh, $1. All right. Four. Yep. All right, so quick math. Yeah, what the hell? All right, so quick math, yeah, quick math, ro... Oh. Ha, ha, ha, ha, so fucka. Now, in our heyday, we were nowhere's near that,

obviously. I thought my number was impressive, but Joe Rogan is making, let's cut that down, or even a little bit. I'm saying it between 400 and 500,000 every time he does a podcast. Boom. And you were his inspiration. Yeah, you know what?

I think Brogan has to, you know, copy a giant check. I know he's joking there. But Southern John would literally say that. Yeah. But yeah, that was the reason. And he would want a giant check. And I don't think one's. Yeah'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy.

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I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I't like the guy and give Anthony a weak salary as acknowledgement that we were your inspiration. No. Some fun bath right there. Yes. Joe Rogan has acknowledged them as their inspiration by constantly acknowledging they were his inspiration.

Well, he says that over and over again Time out though. I have to say this and I've said it before Joe Rogan has literally said that Anthony was his inspiration because Anthony did his show live from the Basement. Yeah, yeah, the live from the compound show that Anthony would do when he got drunk at night on the weekends That was the thing the Joe Rogan's like holy shit. You don't need a studio You can just broadcast and people will see it on the internet and he said that many times It's not he no don't get me run. He will see it on the internet. And he said that many times. It's not, no, don't get me wrong. He loves the open-air thing show.

He went on that show. He liked the format of it. But it was Anthony Schell that really got Joe Rogan thinking, oh, I could do my own video show. I don't need to be with a company or anything like that. Did you ever see the OP Rogan episode? Yes, sir. I can't walk down.

I remember it happening. I don't know. Yeah, I can't bring myself to ever watch it. Yeah, I can't imagine it? Yes, sir. I can't walk down. I remember it happening. I don't know. I can't bring myself to ever watch it. Yeah, I can't imagine it was good, though. I agree. I've never used this one. I've never wanted to. It's so dated now that I don't know if it would make sense,

but I feel like one of these days I should probably review that, check it out, something. Yeah, I think you got it. All right, I think we've talked OBE long enough. It's time to move on. ["The R&B I'm going to have to start with a prepared statement. Who are these podcasts?

Would like to formally apologize to Stuttering John, Tony Michaels, and Gabe Sanchez. It has come to our attention that pointing out their deficiencies as broadcasters while 100% accurate is not nice, and it could potentially hurt their feelings. We recognize the power that we have, over these thin skinned want to be YouTubers and we want to channel that into a positive. That's why I'm declaring right now that who are these podcasts is officially endorsing Donald Trump for president in 2024 so that these political hacks can build up an audience of scared children who are incapable of nuanced debate or rational thought. Regardless of your political leanings, let's get Trump back into office

so that John can once again have a career that pays him more than substitute teaching. Can I get an A-Map? Yes, A-Map. I'd like to thank my big of you, Carl. I think that's pretty for preparing that statement for me. Really shows you mature. So I played this on the show a little while back.

John always brags about the song he did with Joe Walsh. I don't like you either. I like you either. And it's such a bad song. And everything away, it's not funny. It's not, it's nothing about it, it's good. And I like Joe Walsh, but it's, he phoned to that. It's not his best effort.

Well, Mr. Magenta has updated that song for 2022. Because John has new things he doesn't like. Well, Mr. Magenta has updated that song for 2022. Because John has new things he doesn't like. Yeah. That's how I thought we could check this. This is like Adam Schambler's Hanukkah song. Yeah, we can update it. Bill Schandler's out the news.

So we gotta get this song to do with that. All right, time to give this song an update. Thank you so much for coming back to do the song with me, Joe Walls. Guess I'm doing this one so low. I don't like Gaston's name Kevin and I don't like the way so big beat me and my DMCA I don't like Carl shit mag producer And I don't like this fucking big big videos either

Doosa and I don't like his fucking big videos either I don't like that my stand up got recorded What he's making me don't write no material the 25 years And I don't like I'm looking in America's Jesus And I don't like songs with any structure Seriously, I haven't even arrived once yet. This is the shit I'll lawsuit my big comment down the pike Cuz I don't like you

And cause a tank who can take a hike cuz I don't like you either Oh yeah I don't like those fucking damn who's making a whole subred dedicated to trash in me I don't like this song as a shitty rip off of asshole by Dennis Leary I don't like the this song is a shitty rip off of asshole by Dennis Lurie I don't like the artwork for the sound mode seriously. It's the most idios thing I've ever seen in my fucking life I don't like the fact that Madonna is ugly as fuck now, but I still smash cuz I'm so desperate female companionship I don't like that I had the talent of Joe Walson wasting it on this piece of shit. I don't like the trolls I don't like Shuley the pussy that bitch Chrissy. It's the attorney that cut Monique R on DC W-18B and people trolling me.

We don't Good stop, Mr. Regetta. Thank you again for sending that in keep the song parodies coming. There's no contest But you're a winner in my book. Oh, yeah test, but you're a winner in my book. Oh yeah. I mean, we're not here to judge, but since we are. A smile from the Chippa is your reward. Chippa. Now, I wasn't going to do Settling Jen on this episode, because we do a lot of Settling

Jen, but then I was checking out his show from just this Thursday, and there's just two words to talk about. So I got a few clips here. We're not going to go not to let that. You left you no choice, huh? Yeah, my head's tied here, Mike. I don't know what to do. So it starts off with him chewing his food.

Now I want to remind everyone, just the one that hits go live on his show. Yes. Okay. This is something people bitch at me for coming out a little after 2 p.m. But at least I don't come on right at 2 p.m. With a sandwich in my mouth. Yeah, that would be stupid to right

Yeah, baby hold on where is this? Welcome to the world famous stuttering John podcast with your favorite world famous host stuttering John Melendez How are you everybody? podcast with your favorite world famous host, Stuttering John Melendez. How are you everybody? Let me say hi to some of the people in the room before we get started. Yeah, he's gonna do his role, Call of Fame. So he starts the show, he's finishing up his sandwich

is Bloney, he has to wipe the lens because that's all gross, he's probably spinning all over it. His green screen's not centered in the background. You can see the LA just cuts off on the sides. Hard of a gun over there at LA. But at least you got a new windscreen. I did notice. Yeah, he finally got like a new black one

because he was getting real bad that last one. It was looking pretty gross. A little roachy. Well, remember he said that he had people over to his house doing some work. Oh yeah. Maybe that was one of the things. You have to work, you got to work, you got to work. I got a friend.

In a team cleaning and forming. Yeah. So, John has to talk about James Conpassing. Yeah. And of course, John has a great anecdote about James Con. What I know about John is a lot of people what they do and somebody passes away is you tell a story about what a great person They were or something they did that maybe touched you in some way John always points out what a prick everybody was

They're not he can't help himself Right after But when he was a guest on the tonight show They had I like this sorry, he's a great actor, but I know you guys all love it from all of us movies, but James come on. He's here to be out. I know his corpse is still warm, but I hope his widow calls him because I got a few things to say to her too. What a dick.

They had James Khan following animals. Now just so you know, on that day, I think it was Mondays. We always had animals with Julie Sguardina. So we had a segment, two segments of animals, then the first guest, which was James Kong. When he found out, he was in his dress room, he found out that he's gonna be following animals. He down near left.

He goes, I ain't far on no fucking animals. You can't have a on no fucking animals. K, I can't, I can't have a legend, follow animals. So it was a whole thing and I think they compromised and had one segment of Jouli with the animals, then James for two segments, but it was kind of funny and, hey, James, what a pre-bidada. Oh, loose definition of kind of funny.

Yeah. He lived twice telling it. It wasn't funny at the end. Also, it's not even really a story of him being a dick. He's just like, I'd rather not go after that. Yeah. I'm sunny, quarterly owned for Christ's sake. There's so many other better stories about James God

being a dick. Yeah, that's right. If that's the ego you want to go with, but I guess that's the only time you ever encountered him. And James can't actually talk to John. So that was the only story that he had apparently. It's got to be about him. Well, it wouldn't be an episode of the Southern John. The world famous Southern John pod. Oh my God.

How many times do you have to say world famous? It's getting embarrassing now, John. Well, it wouldn't be an episode of the World Famous Don't Know Package without technical problems. Jeffrey Baza. Baza at Facebook thing. Facebook hasn't gone live yet. What is going on with this crap? Of course it has.

Why am I not on Facebook now? Jesus, why am I getting, what the hell is going on with this thing? Edit, Facebook, it should be on. All right, getting really pissed off with this thing. I don't know what the hell the problem is. All right. This is not a deep fake. Twitch, I changed my phone number. Now I can't get on there to change my settings

because they require me a change of number. I fill it out and they still don't have it. It's been two days now, Robin Myers. How many of yours? If we just do this in cringe of the week, what the fuck? I know. I know how he goes. I have no idea what the fuck the problem is. Like true have never been spoken. Yeah. Yes. You have no idea

Yeah, that's correct It's what we've been trying to tell you John Is this a daily show I really don't know it's a Tuesday's Thursday's in Santa's For who like Garrett for who? Like Garrett. It's insane. There has to be Carl. 50% of people watching this are trolled. It has to be. People listen to their clipping it. Does he do topical news? He interviews other political pundits who are completely agree with the Democratic Party in every single way. Oh, so it's a politics.

Yes. If you have a single view that's outside of the line of whatever the Democratic Party tells you to think, you're not allowed on his show. That's one of those. Because he only clips I ever see are, you know, screen, screen falling down or it's popping up and stuff like that. He's not making a lot of cloogen points in the clips you see. All right, well, since you brought that up,

he has his first guest on. And this woman is also a political pundit and it starts off with this great conversation. And now without further ado, let me bring on the talented and beautiful Shurijiko. But how are you? I'm too well. How are you doing? I can hear you. Good. I can hear you. Look, one the full. How you feeling, all right?

I'm I'm feeling good. All my scans are clear. So far and you see my hair is growing back after a little bit of chemo and radiation Oh God So yeah doing well. Thank you I was allowed to speak about it, but It's never sound to be for you What do you mean? I was a sure you want to bring up all your health issues, and that's what I like to do on this show So you got a tick cut off.

To pussy so worth. How do you think Biden's doing? If I may have spouted some of my oncology knowledge. So what are you dried up over there? What's going on? Jesus Christ. This show really has a treat. By the way, Garrett, I dare you to try to sit through one of sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I listened to they were shooting on John because they let him borrow Anthony studio and Garrett came on the show and said like, yeah, he drank all our beers and left them on the floor and everything. And John was like, you're fucking liar. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No. He totally was like, Oh, could I record my podcast in your studio? He was a guest on Anthony's show like afterwards. We're like, all right. And we have like the beer fridge. And he just drank all the beers,

left all the, didn't throw any of the cans out. Was like, oh, definitely pay you guys. And then never did. Yeah. So you guys had to stay late and work overtime to do John's podcast. And he's assumed that that's like a favorite he deserves. Uh-huh. It's amazing.

And at that point, it was already like he had used so many favors already. Like our first holiday party who was a guest on the show the day of and then he just invited himself to the party and then he was like sitting there trying to make fun of me and shit and it was like good to fuck out of here. It's not that type of thing. This is my party asshole. And the show's over. The show's over, buddy. Now we're hanging out. Yeah. Well, you'll be happy to know that he's fallen pretty far, Garrett, as he explains.

He needs you to give him Facebook stars. The way that he pitches this is so angry. This isn't the way, this reminds you of the homeless people who are a little too aggressive. Look, I'm not giving you a fucking dollar. You prick. You're being too aggressive about it. And let me just say this. So here it is, this Facebook.

Charming this broadcast, you can support my page by sending stars. A digital gift that helps me earn money. Thank God that's here. Stage dog Mark Curley, Joe Carter, because I have a lot of people from Facebook. Please donate stars. I think it's like a penny a star or something.

It's like nothing. You do 100 stars. It's a dollar. I think you can spare all of us. Can spare that, right? Marco V1, 93. Can all of us spare a dollar? Well, I guess we'll find out during discovery.

What we jam. What are you going to find out? What are you making? We'll figure out if you can spare a hundred Facebook stars. They're just stars He's pulling you up old reports. Yeah, old town We were something Wow, he's begging for a dollar. Yeah, not just begging but like shaming you Yeah, you, yeah.

You can fuck it afford it. Cheap at the type of stuff you see, like those e-thought girls on Twitch doing. Like, come on guys, I'm sitting here on a bikini. You're not even donating, like that type of stuff. But what does he have to offer? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, much, much less. For sure.

I didn't even know about these stars things. Is this just like Reddit box or whatever the same type of thing? Yeah, it's a newer thing. I remember Opie doing it. They make you read that script where it's like, please donate Facebook stars, which should help me turn things into money or whatever the fuck that's your thing. But OP reads it and John reads, I'm sure I will be in a couple of weeks. I can't batch it too hard. I'll be on Twitch. I'll be doing all of that shit.

Yeah. So John has the sponsor bet online. Now, he says that the sponsor's been with him for years. Oh, I don't think they have, because he doesn't have his own promo code, and he never has up to date and copy. And one of the things I know about advertisers is that they always get you up to date and copy.

They don't want you reading a promo that doesn't make any sense at the time that you read it. So John has to look for his up, this I'll talk about it afterwards. This is just so funny. I'm about to bring him Cliff Schechter. But first let me pay the bills if you will as we say in radio. So here we go. And they say say it.

Radio. Yeah. Yeah. They won't say they goes, uh, we have to pay the bills, which is a saying it's's a saying right now. You're an hour and a half. Funny saying. That's pretty radio staple.

Yeah. Okay. So prepared for a show. I'm trying to get the most recent ad. Good idea. That I got from these guys. That's what you're supposed to do, yeah. Let me say.

Look at how many things he's going past. That's the most recent. I'll just have to improv this because. Anyway, I've brought this in. He's got to improv this, all right. So keep that in mind. This is from this past Thursday. We're in July.

Okay. So he's going to have to improv this. Let's see how he does with that. Just because anyway, our partners have been online. Don A.G. continued to be the number one source for all you betting needs and sports info. Find all the litusons, news and sports developments, including this his NBA finals. his NBA Finals. Oh, God, you just said it's old copy of the improvise and he just reads it. He just reads it for the NBA Finals.

Totally forgot what he was doing. Holy shit. You can bet on it. If the challenger will get home safely. I'm going to go on bet online and put all my money on Golden State to win the NBA Finals. I've got a funny feeling. I think it's going to go my way this time. I love the food.

Connecticut schools of broadcasting is still a thing, but that would be perfect for what not to do. I don't know what to find out. You don't say the sponsor, then y'all, and then look like you're reading, and then just make up stuff. Yada, yada, yada. Get online, some other horses. You get it. Well, I have

to say that John is nothing of not professional. Okay no, it's not there. Hold on. Before I get Clifford. Oh my God. He needs engine. What time does he do the show? No, that doesn't matter. It starts at noon, Garrett. He's just getting up. It's so tired. Do you think that Super Bowl 42 shirt is from the year Super Bowl 42 happened? I'm so glad you brought that up because Garrett, check this out. I was like, that's a really old shirt, but when I haven't seen before, I'm wondering if like maybe he got it and it's like a retro shirt or something. Everybody, including you,

Mike, watch closely at this club. All right. All right. The great clip sector on the show today, along with Sherry Jacobis. I want to thank my guest for coming. Oh my God. I was just telling the truth yesterday. And I want to thank my sponsor. I was just trying to do that today. And I wanna thank you guys for the sponsor. Oh, we served that, man. My.egg. I wanna thank my moderator today, Andrew. How are you gonna take him to realize this?

It's celebrity story of the day. I might change the name for that, but here it is. Cause I do like talking at the tableiman and today I'm wearing my New York Giant shirt. What am I talking about? Showing an audience about a New York Giant. So he's so I don't know how he's not

seeing that because he's looking at himself on his screen and he's got this giant hole in his shirt. I don't care. That's how he scratch my belly. I put it there. I burnp it. It's a wicked thrill. I feel how we have a half lips. Makes me move faster.

So he goes, all right, I'm going to do these stories about celebrities and I'm going to do a New York giant to start off. And then he says, Gilbert Godfried. Now Gilbert recently passed away. So you think you say something nice. John tells three stories about Gilbert Godfrey. The first one was how cheap he is. The second one was how he got boot off the stage

at a show in LA that John was out with them. And then the third one was how he would steal everything from the tonight show when he was a guest out there. This is great because I thought that he was going to notice, especially when he went, hey, I'm wearing this shirt, I thought he even noticed there's a giant hole in it, and maybe like move the camera or something? That would be the time.

That would be the time to do it, but no, instead he does this. And I see that half of it has been used and half of it is still there. So I see it on, and I'm not going to get my- Ha, it's sad. He lifts up and shows his pit stains. I call that one pitstains McGee fuck is next Sorry, but they're gonna shut my power off in my apartment. So my internet's gonna die. Oh really?

Oh shit, yeah, is Anthony not paying you what's going on? It's done with John thing Oh shit. Yeah, is Anthony not paying you what's going on? I was doing a stomach jumping. I don't know. There was like this is power thing happening. There's like no lights in my kitchen and living room and stuff and the guy just came and said, we're shutting down the powered the basement. So at any second, I could be cut off. All right. Well, in that case, let's thank you so much for coming on the show, Garrett.

People should be worried about that. No worries. This has been great. I hope you can come on again. People should go to Compound Media and sign up for great programming, including Garrett's show. Anything else you want to promote? CompoundMedia.com, that's perfect. All right.

Cool. Thanks guys, sorry about that. No worries, buddy. Thanks for coming on. All right, later. Love your perspective. Always good to get an old Opian Anthony employee on the show. Oh, yes. To break it down for us. All right, I have one more clip from John. later love your perspective always good to get an old opian anthony employee on

the show oh yes to break it down for us all right I have one more clip from John I call the center John's motto uh Robert my is man now I'm more depressed don't be depressed be angry uh there you go John word slip Yeah, bottle those feelings way down. Don't be depressed, be angry. Well, where's that going to get you in life? Well, you ended up with pit stays and a whole new shirt on. With some jackaloo and Rochester goofin' on, yeah.

And there's already something on the windscreen by now. Yeah, I always heard his spit on the windscreen. If you go back and watch old John, not that he was, you know, this adonis when he was young, but the fall off from the 90s to now where his voice, his looks, his cadence, the way he talks, his confidence, everything is taken such a sharp fall. Yeah. Yeah, it's, I would use the word depressing, but I think I mean as hilarious. I think the angry.

I think the angry. Don't be depressed, be hilarious. Like what have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about if I were you, we had AJ Benza trying to figure out technology O.B. Radius putting clickbait clips up on YouTube now Stuttering John

Melendez is wearing an old shirt cuz he's not laundry day For him so you know what that means it's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. The team is the most interesting. We actually got the season. The team is the most interesting. The team is the most interesting. That's it. This is the part of the show we play a clip from the podcast. We'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts, which is coming up where recording on Wednesday

comes out on Thursday. I should call it the Thursday show. Sure. Not the Wednesday show, even though that's when I do it. But it out of Thursday show you right we'll be with our friend Vinnie Paulino Hey, and Vinnie and myself and producer Chris will be chatting about this. This is our 2022 best of an on her bit special So far Park one in this episode you will hear our favorite moments from this past year Plus some bits that didn't quite make the initial hearing. Joining me tonight are Jeff Heisen.

Oh, Jeff Heisen, alright, I'm gonna file it. Tom Myers will be the subject coming up this week. So looking forward to that, I'm enjoying these midweek shows or we just get to rehash some of the guys that we can't fit in the regular weekly shows too much. Right. It's just too much.

Right. It is too much. I saw Vic was here. I'm gonna get her on. Hey. Hey, Vic. Hello. Hello.

Vic, I wanted to bring you on before the review segment because I have a very special game to play that I believe you had something to do with inventing. That's right, it's the return. Welcome to WhoSetit, the official podcast game on WATP, brought to you by the Card of Electric podcast network. Okay, Carl and co-host. WhoSetit, our first entry. WhoSetit? Our first entry, who said it? By the way, after Han Solo gets freed of the carbonite by Princess Leia, and then he's told by Chewbacca that Luke is a Jedi now, he goes, what? Who said it?

This is impossible. I just love Dr. Steve so much. He's the best. Oh, God. I'll go first. I like to go first. I don't want to be for swimming. I'm going to be a little bit more.

I'm going to be a little bit more. I'm going to be a little bit more. I'm going to be a little bit more. I'm going to be a little bit more. I just love Dr. Steve so much. He's a man. Oh, God. I'll go first. I like to go first. I don't want to be persuaded by anyone with their rationale. I am going to say that that is a Patrick Michael. I'm going to Patty C. Cups. That's what I was going to say as well. I don't know a ton about Patrick Michael, but it doesn't seem like OP or Stuttering

John. So I think I have to go Patrick Michael. Well, there's also top liars and Jerry band for this. It's not, it's can't be time. I know Tom Myers too well. It's certainly not Tom Myers. Vick, what's going on over there? I have my husband in studio. He's creaking around out there.

That's a lot of creaking. Holy shit. That's like Vinnie Creaking. I thought he was least tinier than he is. Wow. Wow. Hey Mr. Beck, copped out over there please. Beck, what are you going with? I'm going to go with Jerry Bannfield. Me too. All right, so we got two Bannfields and two Seacows, which means it'll probably be That's my doubt. One, two, three. By the way, after Hansola gets free to the carbonite by Princess Lada.

Yes. And then he's told by Chebacca that Lucas is a Jedi now, he goes, what? I don't know, you're the whole thing. I didn't want him when he's not trying to be funny. Yeah, yeah, they're in 20 unintentionally funny John He goes what He goes home Should he be talking about doing crowd work? Oh, man, are you married? Can't even hear it

I guess I was wrong John can surprise you once in a while. Yeah, right. Well, that's old job. That's like from two years ago when he was a little bit brookle here. Young sprite. Yeah. For next entry. We call that fuckable job. Who said before I go to bed at night, I must wash my whole body down with soap and water. Who said it? Who would say that? I'm going to say Opie. I'm going to Opie with this one.

I'm going to Stutcher. Okay. Mike. I think it's Stuttering John because I think he's going to try and convince us he's clean. Okay. I got to change my answer. I hope he would never say that. I don't even think I'll be bad as that much.

No, you're already locked it in, Carl. Fuck you. I have locked it. What are you the host of the show now? Yeah. The Cardiff is. What do you got, Vic? I'm going to go patty seecups because he's disgusting.

Yeah, I think he's pretty gross, too. All right. One, two, three. Yeah, I think he's pretty gross still. All right Three before I go to bed at night. I must wash my whole body. That was soap and water. Look at Vic She's in his head. Yeah, but it sounded like he was reading a story. I don't think that was autobiographical I can count it as he meant it. You might be right at the cadence of that. That's cheating. You're right. That's cheating. Who said it? This film came out in 1974. I'm not going to say that.

I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. Our next entry. Who said it? And then, how do you tell the dildos apart if you kind of have similar dildos? That's a Jerry Banned Field. I'm going Banned Field all day.

It could be Tom Myers, but I'm going Banned Field all day on that one. Oh really? I think it's the Opster. Okay. Opster likes to be shocking from time to time. It's what I'm saying. Yeah. Producer Chris.

This is Tom Myers. Tom Myers. All right. Yeah, I think that could be possible. What do you think, Beck? Didn't want to go last, um, who said it's they had fat ash. Yeah, it was good point. So I'm going to go with her. Just interesting ash might be in the mix. Good call. Vic is playing fucking 3D. Oh, just. Vick is playing fucking 3D chest

Your boobs And then how do you tell the dildos apart if you can have similar Mike's been listening to open At The For a while. He does. He knows the deal. What's the score right now, producer Cress? Vicks got one, blind Mike has one. Ooh, okay. I have how many?

You didn't get it. No, I got zero. Yeah. You were looking back at it like a nice other, I know, I saw. You get nothing. Good day, sir. For next entry.

Who said it? The carpet was completely drenched. Well, so much for sleep. Awake again. Who said it? The carpet was completely drenched. I keep saying banfield. If I don't say it, then it will be him going banfield.

Going banfield. I don't know why I'm thinking it might be Tom Myers. Okay. I don't know why either. That sounds wrong. I'm terrible at this. I think that's what's making me think it's right. It doesn't seem right. Yeah. producer Chris. I'm going to go. I think Vic is onto something. And she does have to pee in that hat. So, there could be, you know, whatever. All right, Vic, what do you got? I'm gonna go Jerry Banfield, just because of the cadence.

All right. One, two, three. The carpet was completely drenched. Oh, patty. That's from another story again. Like again. Yeah, you're right. That's cheating.

At least you were to have Dr. St. Cardiff. You can't do it this. Yeah. Dr. Cardiff. Dr. Electric. Dr. Dr.

Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Our next entry.

Who said it? It is rough around the holidays, especially for some people like me who are self-employed. Who said it? I gotta go, ah, shit. I thought it was petty sea cops at first, but he wouldn't say self-employed. Um, hold on, give me a second. Rough around the holidays for me at some point. I gotta go.

Stuttering John. All right. I think it leans a little more OP because I feel like OP will kind of pretend he doesn't have money, whereas John pretends he does. How interesting. I put both B-Dohs. Okay be do okay to hopes what do you got Vic? Jerry band feel

He's right cuz I didn't think of this time Three it is rough from the, especially for some people like me. How Myers works in a Mexican restaurant that he doesn't owe me. He's self-employed. No, he was telling a joke, Carl. Did you not hear the way he was speaking? Yeah. He got his announcer voice on. It is rough around the holidays, especially for some people like me who are self-employed. Yeah, there's a lot of cheating going out with Karen. If he's making this more difficult, it's a lot of cheating going out with Karnat. He's making this more difficult. That's just a fucking cool.

You're just mad because you haven't launched that crew. It's correct. Oh, we have Hushet. It's really annoying when artists come up to you and want to be signed to your label and they don't even have a full album. Hushet. What? Who the fuck would say that? Stutcher.

I feel like Jon's the only one that fits there, right? I think it's, I'm gonna go Patrick Michael. Okay. I don't know why, and I know I'm wrong. You're going stutcher, Mike? Oh yeah, I'll stick with Stuttering Jon. Producer Chris? Stutcher. Vic.

Opie. Okay. Hmm. One, two, three. It's really annoying when artists come up to you and want to be spandfield. Spandfield. Sign to your level in the opening of the full album. That's all for this week. I got shut up again

You buy the card of electric podcast that we're Most famous podcasts on the internet today All right, well guess what Mike you want a date with Vic that's right you Virginia Go on a date with Vic, that's your prize. Congratulations. Get that pesky noise maker out of there. Well, he said girls don't count, so if you just put away on, it's fine.

All right, cool. I mean, excellent. All right, well, I want to thank you so much for coming on the show. Mike, people should definitely check out your projects, including the Blind Mike project, as well as, why are you laughing, which is a show that I thoroughly enjoy, and always listen to. You have a new one out with Vinnie Paulino,

talking about Epic roasts, or roasts, that style of comedy. Yeah, just the history of roasts, I guess, and the reason I had Vinion is, because everyone's been going to town on your wife So I want to cook you through your co-host producer Chris your next buddy. What? Anyway, you could have him all

Blindmike.net is the easiest place to find everything you can get the patreon and go to our YouTube because our numbers are pathetic So subscribe to our YouTube to I was checking out a little bit of the latest episode on YouTube so you can watch Vinny. He takes up the entire screen, but every now and again he moves and you can see Mike for a second. He was great. Vinny's always great.

Produced a cross I think you want to promote? Nope. Vic. I'll be going to town on your wife later. Nice. Please send photos. Check it out online. I appreciate that.

How'd you like latest open mic? Oh, pretty good. It was all right. There was too many women. They didn't like my abortion jokes. So. Oh, can you tell us one of them? No. No. Why not? It's too sweet. You said it from the hours special. Yeah. Yeah. Just want to give it away. I ordered this on Amazon, but I already heard a bunch of the jokes on WOTP. I'll go back to posting them on my only fans.

You should. That's fair. It made you a lot of money. What? Yeah, I don't know where the money went, but I got it somewhere. He got code. Please join us again next weekend. Might be the episode we've had. I want to for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony. somewhere. Hmm. He got's code. Yeah. Please, Jordan's again next weekend.

Might be the episode we've had. I want to for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the must-vis. Of morning radio. Get out and show these clothes right now. Hmm.

Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Do we have a live net news today? Or what are we doing? No net news? I could do it. You want to try it?

Do you guys still play the show last night? And Corresponded that broad came up and sang with us and of course producer Chris is the bass player. So we were a little strapped for time for the show today. But we're getting by. We're making it happen. Yeah. It seems like a real, some of the things you did. Jesus. You got the music bed? I know, I wish I did. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do hamburger rights, John turned the substitute teacher's story slash confession into a flex, and it took him two months to figure out how to do that. Skull is wild. All students should avoid these classes like the plague.

Billy Vegas. That's a funny guy. I know. Billy Vegas. I did it to protect the kids. As self-absorbed as selfish as John is, I don't believe that for a second. He was embarrassed about it until he found an angle to spin it to make him look good. Also, the kids figured out who I was.

No, they didn't. You told them. No one under 30 listens to Howard or has an XM subscription. Tiger Lily. Of course, a good friend is helping me out. At John's Huffle, a man who worked at the tonight show for a decade can't hire a contractor. Helping him out equals free. XU Vandal. I'm surprised John hasn't tried to get someone to Photoshop him over an image of a real comedian

satisfying a sold-out audience at a comedy show. Xeroc Jones. Love how 1,000% spot on Howard was all those years ago. Goys are mass. Stuttering Johns high score at that test is a huge accomplishment. It's like beating Shaquille O'Neal in basketball. No. Who could do that? I don't know. Evan's gate. Very noble of John to sacrifice the children to the trolls by revealing this now. From Facebook, Tony Wonders, Julie said he's always went to camp. What's the obsession with Jews and going to camps anyway?

Richard Cranium confesses, I find Vic very sexy in a strange way I cannot describe. So then Kyle confesses, I find Carl very sexy in ways I can't describe. Evan opines. Tony Michaels should be committed. Mark Riff's, yeah, committed to a fucking sweet catchphrase. Drive in, drive out, drive through. Can I hit that rock?

Yeah, let me just fire that rock. Drive in, drive out, drive through. Almost there. And from Reddit, Gamin K. Y. writes, are we pretending that subs teach? I remember high school, subdays were always goof off days, where the teacher left us busy work and the sub basically babysit. Fix it 403.

This episode sucked. Where are the jokes about things being bananas? Pop-up flowheim. John's next communication with a celebrity. Hey, dice, good to see you, man. Do you want paper or plastic? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA We will, we will, we will, we will. With Vic. Wah, wah, wah, wah.

Vic, before you read reviews, I have to play this voice mail because it has to do with that jingle that you just heard. Big girls, do long voice mail guy with a real short voice mail. Instead of knowing me for a while, but you need to re-record the review segment just for the Jingle department because that with big that page has reverb on it is just awful, it's terrible, I'm not an engineer any bothers me every time, please stop thank you bye. Well it's a C but, it bothers me as a wiser and always bothered me.

I can't remember why I had to have it that way. I must have recorded it. The source recording must have reverb on it because I would definitely not put that on if I had a choice. So I tell the agree. It's annoying. And thank you for pointing that out. I don't, I don't necessarily agree. Like it's a disgusting segment. So it has to have a disgusting little't necessarily agree. Like it's a disgusting segment, so it has to have a disgusting little theme song. Oh, that's a good point, yeah. It's repulsive in every single way.

Exactly, except for the tits. Okay, I'll give that to you. I'll give you that. Vicks, the only review girl now, right? God, where is the other one dying? We saw something. Something like that. She's taking a dirt nap.

That's too easy. Where is the other one? Something like that. She's taking a dirt nap. It's too easy. All right. Vick, you have any new reviews for us? Well, first, Carl, I don't know if you saw this news. John Melendez posted at like 242. I did just see that in the discard. His fucking cat died.

Magneto, and you've been so mean to him to who the cats no to him to job He just went through a traumatic experience Carl and two hours later making fun of him You're gonna pass because your bet dies I saw this works around here could Could you imagine if I came out and go, guys, I got like 20 clips of John, but it's can't pass today, so we're just gonna want to sit for a few weeks. Senator.

I actually know a story about John's cat. He was actually kind of a fucking asshole. Oh. I get it now. Thank you. I was nervous for a second. I took me a second. I was like, oh god, I bombed.

So by the way, Luzia cat socks. And I do feel bad for John. I hope that he drinks the sirens away. Yeah, fucking loser. Don't back out now. I'm sure you will. All right, Ben. But I do have reviews for you today.

You do. Yeah. We got. This first one is Mommy Issues You do. Yeah. Okay. This first one is Mommy Issues the podcast. That's it. I like it. Is that a five star hope? It's a one star. Oh, come on.

Yes, you I have a bit of queues of that before. Okay. Five stars, okay. Um, and then this next one is aggressive normie by aggressive normie. Um, he said, I love it. These guys are funny. Usually I want to strangle people who laugh at their own humor, but I like it when they do. Clearly, they are special with the like an eyes up emoji that's, you know, annoyed

like rolling their eyes out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're saying they don't like people who laugh at their own jokes. There have been some famous people who do that, but all right, is that a one-star review? No, it's a five-star. Oh, okay, cool. I shouldn't have decided that. I should have decided that. I should have.

Yeah. This next one is Racists by BMR. He said the hosts are homophobic, racist, and make their girls dress up like farm animals, because that's the only way they can get off. Well, cure words. Who's stupid fucking blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah He said, great show. Before this, I would listen to awful podcast, but this show is made easier to get through the week. And I found some pretty good shows off this. Predancies who's right.

Thanks for the podcast, Carl PS. I had no idea who Stuttering John was before this podcast. So I find it funny. He claims to be famous. And Patrick Michael is the best podcaster. You can't change my mind. And fuck Stutter and John. That is very nice and I appreciate all these reviews coming through because now we're

doing two shows a week so I wouldn't be shocked if we came out and they're like, well, there's no new reviews obviously. You know, but that would be good to do reviews. So that's great. Keep the reviews coming everybody. We do appreciate that. It helps, helps the algorithms. Pick up on the fact that people are listening and caring about the show.

And as a five star to one star ratio, you are 35 or 36 up. Holy shit. Run away. Mike, do you know how much in the hole we were? I was I was near the levelis wasn't I was near the rap report levels of in the whole for a while We're gonna have to borrow stars from opi and that's gonna John It's an amazing comeback story really is I'm the fucking Rudy a podcast Not showing off that phone behind now all right. I don't know if you guys no Gary from San Diego ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Carl Gerrard from San Diego. Well, all Stuttering John admitted he was a substitute teacher. But I do have a question.

Was he really a substitute teacher or a teacher's aide? There's a big difference. My neighbor Sandy is a substitute teacher, but she has an MBA. And they hired her. She retired. So they kind of hired her because she had an MBA. But if you don't have an MBA

and you don't pass a special certification, you could just be an aide. There's a big difference in pay between the aide and the substitute teacher. I wonder if John's gonna pass up what he really was. Also, well, John now passed up, and then he was an Uber driver. Okay, thanks for listening.

Thanks for calling. Thank you for your call. That is an interesting point because the photos that I've seen of John in the classroom, make a book, more like a teacher's aid that a substitute. Yeah. He's just staring at his photos in a desk. Yeah, he just put it on the works.

Yeah, but I don't know. He says he's a substitute teacher. And John never lies. You know, I want to remind everybody. I don't lie. I don't like to lie. So I'm sure if he says he's a substitute. It pains me to have to lie.

Yeah, after months of denying it, I'm sure that's time to up and up. So someone approached him in a bar and said, we are desperate for teachers at the outset of a pandemic. Yeah, back in 2020, he's like, he's like, oh my gigs got canceled. Right. And schools are all closed.

Schools are closed. Yeah, and now they're desperate for teachers. Yeah, even though they get paid to sit at home and go on Zoom. Right. You have no experience or training? You're perfect. Yeah, like. Can you look at a phone? Zoom right you have no experience or training you're perfect Can you look at a phone?

Can you say conscious for four hours? That's another thing too people are sending me all this information about this test That's the best yeah, yeah So it turns out it's not that it's a four-hour test. It's like that's the limit that you have Thank you have to get it done within this time Most people get it done much quicker than that. Yeah, people are questioning if he could stay sober. And what his supplies were. Yeah, the pencils.

The supplies are water-battered filled with cores. I hydrate. This is all speculation. No one says anything. See, guys, you can sue me. Leo with Flipkartle. I'm calling on behalf of Bad Dragon. And we got words that we, one of our number one

buck plug customers, listen to your show, a guy named Paco. I was trying to get him in contact with you to see how to do some targeted advertisements to him to get in contact with you to see how to do some targeted advertisements to him to get more bookmarks All right, give me a ring bag All right, Pac-Oll if you could continue to purchase those bookplugs that sounds like bad dragon folks are hurting get the software desk All right, Rex sexton Caldeb soft car. This is Rex sexton, Caldead. So, Carl, this is Rex sexton. Oh, as you point out, I don't know if we played the clip today,

but I used it as a teaser last week. You brought the clip, Mike, I don't think we got to it. Where one of the guys talked about dropping his phone in the toilet. Which was a 40-minute story? Yeah, whatever, I was like, OK, whatever. You know, there was a peek at the toilet. OK.

I once thought only women could drop their phones in the toilet whether it be falling from their tiny ass pockets or just their general ineptitude in holding things or in all things by two once deposited my phone in the commode was drunk course and filling around on bumble with my left hand and trying to wrangle my

cock with a dominant hand and swayed against the wall awkwardly and down goes into the wall awkwardly and down it goes into the bowl. I'll tell you what, in half a second I was elbow deep in my own neon colored piss trying to fish that thing out. No second guessing. It's like when you see a huge spider running across your floor.

Kill it now and don't look at it or else you'll end up trying to trap it in a shot glass and waiting until it suffocates in six weeks. Anyway, I ran that thing under the faucet, rubbed some wipes all wipes all over it, and then took a shower the next morning to get the rest off my arm. Everything still works perfectly. He put his hand down a toilet, pulled out his phone and took a shower the next morning. It was bedtime. I'll get to this later. Yeah. Okay.

Good sweater analogy though. So Rex, Sexton or Sexton, whoever that was, you just called. You will never be a cause of this show. Talk stories about jumping your phone to the toilet. All right. Opaco likes those guys called in with the Paco impressions. By the way, of course he gets. Yeah, what's up guys, this is Paco. This is this is Paco dog. Dude I was just listening to the guy that did

be a pressure to me and it spot on halfway through I was like did I say that? I don't remember saying that but I remember it you said it was an impression of me dog. I'm not gay okay I've never not gay. Okay, I'm never been gay. I don't like to gay. Oh, man, shut up to that fool. You know what I'm saying? Shut up to that fool. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? his boyfriend's game. Sorry. Now that's okay. I just wanted to let Paco get his joke out there. I do gay. I like to gay. So you guys know that we make fun of Tony Michaels because he watches like a workshop and he does a podcast. I always did expert on whatever the quiz funnels or whatever he just learned that day.

Yeah, very informative. Yeah, it's very little on from that show. You have a microphone and a, that's a content. A top and a microphone and a content. Yeah, that was a technology. Thank you, Harold, for this. I just read a book, not a book, an article about neurosurgery. I want to invite everyone, especially Dr. Steve, to join my new podcast, where I'm going to teach you all how to do neurosurgery.

Please tune into that. I'm pretty much an expert It was kind of a long article. So there you go guys tune into Tucker Dixon does Does neurosurgery anyways Tucker out sounds like a good podcast? I'll have to check that out. Yeah, I'm interested if Anyone has any issues with their brain, let me know. I'll see you in a bit of neurosurgeon. I'm glad you found Tony Michaels because he is just a wealth of horrible content it seems. He sucks. Yeah. Sucks in every single way. The food reviews bother me so much because he's not reviewing the food. He's just like, oh, yes

I'm having lunch today. It almost seems like he thinks the most interesting part is ordering at the drive-through like oh here We go. I'm gonna look at the menu. I'm gonna order stuff. Wouldn't that be crazy if I got something that they serve? Yeah, whoa. I'm gonna ask for this, but I'm gonna ask for a plane. Okay And if if the theory that he's not eating at all is correct, that is the saddest thing I've ever heard that you would put this together, sit in the parking lot, and then, all right, we gotta do the conclusion. Could you imagine someone who runs up to his phone? There's no food, this guy's a phone here! He's pretending again, half a 20 feet chicken big dogs.

I want to see the expose. Yeah. Yeah. There should be a guy at the drive-through filming him as he's filming himself. That's what I want to see behind the scenes. Yeah, the guy behind his car. This detective Mark Horus with the San Francisco Fleet Department. Oh boy. I'm investing in gaining a recent shooting and bulking guy that saw a guy that saw a guy that saw a guy that loved a guy or something such with a bicycle playing a podcast. Who are these podcasts? If you have any information about the suspect, bad impression guy, please can't get this bit down. I'm trying to bury it. I'll stop saying that you're trying to bury it. This bit is not like Suttery John's cat. Too soon. This next

guy called me with a Gary from San Diego and Prasad that wasn't great but then he comes back with us and you're what up this is Paco man it sounds like one of those white species that clutches the person around guys like me you know what I'm saying? fuck you caro coming back little too aggressive for Paco Paco's a little more laid back a little laid back

yeah I don't like the way these colors speak to you Carl I don't think it's right So they don't respect me or something man. I don't care for it. All right, you know who chip chipper sin is My course one of my favorites. He called it to the show Hey call this the chipper Or yet, surely on you the day we're gonna have next where the book is something Fuck yeah Hey, yeah, what about that guy? Yeah, we were standing there go what is the marita common saying the angle is something?

Fuck yeah, call me back. God fucker Double guns Bully actually got it Bully already double guns Bullying all right All right good job Chippa What oh Gary from San Diego, call it a guy. It's got calls in a lot Ted from Van Ayes here. Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm reading my notes incorrectly Uh not i'm sorry what is uh... reading my notes incorrectly uh... oh okay now this is a person who has garrison a wall figured out

head from vandes here what i've talked about garrison a egoist who he is my belief is that garrison and a book to people calm rovidson from what we do in the shadows and local pv presenter by the name of the fuel house or anyone who's a southern california resident knows who you'll was on my will have an incredible job like wonder

what was one day should existence now you'll have been dead for many years on my life but that's something that fell is at the eighty people just have to figure out don't call me back all right we're on it thank you for Thank you for that. Yes. I'm a big fan of fuels housing. This is another impression of Gary from San Diego. Hey Carl, it's Gary from San Diego and I can't go within a hundred feet of a school though.

feet of a school. No. Fucking Gary's a start out. I know. It's amazing. Most of the boys just like in his room, we're people talking about him. You know, I then just sprinkled him a narrative of the content. You know, I pretty much remember everything I hear. I have the last couple months, I've listened to every voicemail segment and I don't I still

do not understand any of it. I don't know who Paco is. I don't know who Gary is. Any of you. I don't know what San Francisco means. Yeah, it's a made up place. It's not that confusing. All right, last last boys, Valior. that's right we've been talking about this legal threat from john for years now and finally

some paperwork came in the mail. I know. Very exciting. But I think that the statement that I read today will probably put an end to that no doubt I think we're good. Yeah, you know, you can graphics on the YouTube. Yeah, make it real. Shit, you're right. For Trump 2020, both for Trump. Yeah. Just scrolling the entire episode. Oh, remind me next week. If you if you love sorry, John, vote for Trump 2024. He would do so much for his career. He won't live that long, but he would do so much for his career. If Trump got back into office, have viewers again.

All right, Mike, you've hung out way too long. I definitely appreciate that. Thank you for the commitment to the show. Always a pleasure, my friend. Thank you for having me. Yes, for sure. We'll be in communication. And, uh, Vic, always great to see you. Of course, always great to see you in a cow outfit.

Oh, that's right. We didn't talk about that, did we? No. Who do you think wore a better? First, sure you. You had all the fat rolls to make it realistic. Yeah, I did look lot more cow like today. Look, you're fucking disgusting. Wow, with Vic calls you disgusting. The show is reached a new low. I don't think I hear that one. Yeah, I think I do.

And the show has reached a new low. All right, well, thank you so much for coming on. Good to see you guys. And oh, that's right I always forget how I add in these shows Jesus I gotta go this is getting stupid bye guys. That was a great episode. That was really great. Okay folks Guess what? All right, we're off YouTube you can take off your top now, Beck

Don't worry my kids see Fine All right, we're off YouTube. You can take off your top now, Beck. Don't wear my, my kids. See? It's fine.