Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep326 - Tom Myers Best of 2022

Episode Date: July 14, 2022

Only Tom Myers would put out a 2-part "best of 2022" podcast in July. The guy who looks like It dares us to clown him. Vinnie Paulino joins the show to get irritated immediately. We're then joined by Cardiff Electric who is totally not Dr. Steve. We talk about a new strategy for keeping Stuttering John's show going before taking a walk down memory lane as we watch John "play" guitar on Conan O'Brien in 1994. We wrap things in a neat bow with another lesson from Tony Michaels about funnels or something. https://thecreepoff.com/ https://www.patreon.com/cardiffelectric Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Tickets for the roast: http://creepoffroast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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before the roast, right? We are. We're gonna do an episode. We are going to, the title of the show is, the creep-off live featuring the roast of Carl and Vinnie. Oh, so the creep-off is the best part. So you're gonna get the creep-off. Okay, go. In fact, I put it together a very special live version

of pedophile hunter theater, nice. We are gonna finally bust Carl. Everybody come, the cops areophile hunter theater. Nice. We are going to finally bus Carl. Everybody come, the cops are going to be there. Yeah. We're actually going to, bro, roast is going to be at the prison. I'm actually going to show up to the carl said,

going, uh, Samantha here. She told me she was going to meet me here. I have a Wally popping my hand. I'm like, hey, we're, oh, shit. That's right, today's the roast. How did I fall for those? Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five star of you and himal podcasts and then shittles

on the comments section. I believe that Vic will be up later to read our most recent reviews if there are any. Oh. Today we'll be reviewing, today we'll be reviewing a man who put out a two part bust of 2022. Despite the fact that 2022 isn't over and every joke is equally as bad, it's time Myers versus the rest of the world with host time Myers Jeff Heisen and a bunch of whatever

it's. Let's talk about this. Carl, you know what, man, I've already proven on multiple occasions that this is the worst podcast. Yeah. If you recall, I have proved it was the worst podcast of the year, a while back. Yeah.

Every time. I think you won that contest. Yes. He is the absolute worst. And like going back out here to check in to see if he's still doing just as bad. Yeah. I was going, okay, this is going to be the same

mediocre bullshit. At times, I think he's gotten worse at this. Yeah. The one thing that's changed, in my opinion, is he's trained his co-hosts to the one thing that's changed, in my opinion, is he's trained his co-host to laugh at his jokes or at least react to his jokes. Because it used to be he would just say something

and it'd be silent so he'd say the next thing and it was awkward. Because everyone on the show thinks that they're on Bill Marshall. Like whether it's the panel discussion or his monologue or the other monologue or that other monologue he does or the 17th monologue.

There's no one at the end to that. Yeah, like by the quarter. They just keep happening over and over again. Oh, shit. Okay. I didn't realize it's another monologue all of a sudden. I will give him credit though. The episode I listened to part one, you listened to part two. Yeah.

In part one, he actually pulled clips of other shows and responded to it. I'm like, oh, he's putting in a little bit of effort now. He did do that. He pulled some clips, but... Nothing to say. He didn't say anything. He didn't say anything. He didn't say anything.

He didn't say anything. They would play like a Republican saying something and then Jeff Heisenberg, oh, you know, that was, wow, dynamite drop in, buddy. I guess, school's really paying off. I also want to point this out. He's been doing this for a while, and I'm gonna play my first clip before you play anything.

Yeah, please. Because this is a technical situation. This is an unedited clip. This is the volume situation that's going on here. This is just a little sample, Charlotte Parker, and Summer Austin. Elon Musk is now on the board of directors. I hate to do this. Yeah, I'm going to play from the best of part one, the same thing he's

going through his roll call of co-hosted he has. Yeah. And then the volume's down in the music while he's talking and then it comes back up after he's done talking even shorter amount than what you just played. Joining me tonight are Jeff Heisen, Abby Mellow, Michelle Wadjikowski, Gina Brown, Davine Kerr, David K, Tara Hailey, Chip Jones, Allison Chadwick, Ward Morrow, and Misha Kaelin. I'll study in Hong Kong. What's the point of that? The only thing I was thinking was, Tom, keep the audio down. Stay down.

Stay down. You have to be down. Stay down. Stay down. You have to stay down. Stay down. A great. Stay down. You didn't need to crank it back up again for the half a second. I don't even know if these people are actually

a period out of the show because none of them speak or say anything. I think he's making up names. Yeah. Listen to the shit and tell me if one of these doesn't sound suspicious. Joining me tonight are Jeff Hison, Abby Mello, Michelle W. J. Kalski, Daveen Kerr, Gina

Brown, Haywood Turnip CD, Walter Gottlieb, Anna Phillips, Allison Chadwick, Charlotte Parker, and Summer Austin. Was it Haywood Turnip CD? It was. I mean, I got a real person. I started laughing. laughing all I could think of was that joining me tonight are the squarious green junior the fever hemoiseous boy shower him he can go me kringle berry he can take a leg no goon

like that's all I heard is now in the board of directors oh he's just so fucking everything is so dumb. Yeah. All right. Let's get into the jokes because he starts off the show with all of these about what? He starts off the show with all of these awkward, unfunny jokes that people have to react to.

And we just have to break these down. A study in Hong Kong stated that hamsters were capable of catching COVID-19, meaning the virus is transmissible through anal sex. That reaction is so unnatural and unflattering for that joke. Yeah. Whoa. for that joke. Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. You go, you get it because hamsters and anal sacks, right, Vinnie? That's not played out. That's so funny. And the episode I listened to things he was doing, Carl, didn't even sound like they were jokes, which is why I say they were worse. Listen to this. Is this even a joke? Republicans reacted to the claim that they didn't want nine black justices on the Supreme Court by saying that they wanted nine black justices in the mold

of Clarence Thomas. What? What? God damn it. Yeah, those Republicans will never recover. Yeah, what the fuck does anybody want to be like the other one black guy that they have out there. Is that what their point is? All right, what does he say?

So the problem with Tom Myers is that he's so in his access to a computer and a microphone. That is one of the problems. He's so entrenched in Democrats' good Republicans' bad that he doesn't even understand that the jokes he's saying don't even make any fucking sense. So he's trying to make fun. He's trying to dunk on Sarah Palin. And this is flopped, but it's also just stupid.

Former Alaskan governor and vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin tested positive for COVID-19 again. I'm legit shocked as I didn't think anyone was willing to get close enough for her to be infected. What's the whole thing with Sarah Palin? Like she's dumb. We know that. But isn't the whole thing she was pretty attractive

for a many slammed five kids into her? It's just shot right back out again. Yeah, wonderful. Get out of here. It didn't land right. What if I didn't sick the landing? And she named him after the hard kind of math. But't land right. One of them didn't sick the landing. And she named him after the hard kind of math. But wasn't that the whole thing?

No, like the fact that when she was John McCain's running me, I think he picked her because she was like a hot chick, right? Not because you can see Russia from her house. I think you picked her because he wanted to look as old as possible standing next to his running me. All right, that was a bad decision. He should have picked like a pre-team. It was a bad, yeah, it was a, well, Biden would have he could have.

That was his first choice. And they're like, Joe, come on. They put a baseball hat on Kamala. Ha, ha, ha, ha, before they center in. He's like, I don't want to smell her hair. You, Joe, no. No, get say that. I think he yelled something like, who let you in here, security?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. What year is this? Oh, it's way that. I think he yelled something like, who let you in here, security? Ha ha ha ha. What year is this? Oh, it's way, way, too. Oh, okay, well then yeah, come on in. I'm sorry. That he fell off the place. Come on, fall.

It's fucking fell over. It's great. All right, let's hear a cluster fuck of jokes. I think that Thomas and his bass when he was trying to shoehorn in as many jokes as possible. What's great about this is that it starts with the Canadian trucker protest. Remember, this is the best of the year. So we're going to go back to some older stories.

It starts with that and ends with Baltimore police brutality. And there's a lot of stops along the way. You know what, man, if I got my wish this episode would end with a rope and a stool. In gravity. In gravity. A trucker convoy was blocking ports of entry from Canada into the United States. American politicians wanted to do the same thing here and even had plans to block the Sofie Stadium before the Super Bowl.

It's Los Angeles traffic. Who would know the difference? In Los Angeles traffic, the five freeway can turn into a parking lot. If a motorist stops to look at a nude selfie Britney Spears posted on Instagram, it would be interesting to see them do that outside M&T Bank Stadium before Ravens game.

Of course, those poor truckers would probably get shot. And that would be before the Baltimore City police got there. Was that guy masturbating into the Britney Spears picture? What was that noise? Jeff Heisen. He's a creep. Dude, that was the worst thing I've ever heard. And you want to know something? I am startled. Did you pick up on all those punchlines there? I did because I've heard that clip before.

I played that clip on the last game show that we did. And that made the best talk about something that has no business being made. No one who heard it in real time. Thought it was interesting or funny. And he's like, well, this is one of my best jokes. I got to put this one in. Dude, what is it? Like, I know you live in Baltimore, dude, but you're trying to do a show about national politics. Does everything have to go back to Baltimore? Listen to this joke. The Baltimore worlds is getting ready for their regular season by posting a photo of its stadium on social media with the caption, the yard is waiting for you. Given their entire payroll is less

than that of Mac sure's or salary, the yard is going to keep waiting throughout the regular season of 2025. Oh boy. What the fuck? The yard is the field. That's where the players go. What are you talking about? It should be waiting until 2025. I'm talking about what everybody knows. That's 2022 now.

What is that even me? They're going to be bad for the three years. Okay, but what does that have to do with the yard is waiting for you? He's stupid. I hate him. He's a dumb guy. He really is. I think he puts He's a dumb guy. He really, I think he puts together words that he thinks are funny, that he thinks are interesting.

Here's an example of his political jokes. And he's trying to dunk on Trump by talking about how great Biden is. I'm just going to say strategy wise, not the best, but also the way he executes on this. Not so great either. Joe Biden named Judge Katangi Brown Jackson to be his nominee for the United States Supreme Court. He made that decision while he was dealing with Russia invading Ukraine. That shows he knows how to multitask as opposed to Trump, whose idea of multitasking was wiping

his ass on the toilet while eating a big Mac. Donald Trump doesn't sit on the toilet these big Macs. I don't know if he does or doesn't, but that joke sucked. Oh, wow. This is not a good joke. If you want to talk about two things Biden did, dealing with the USS Hire or Russia, I should say, would not be one of them, I don't know, he's not done a great job with that. Jumaji Jackson. So confused.

So it's happening. Let's do it. Oh, Joe. All right. Well, speaking of Putin, this joke makes zero sense. And I feel like this is another one that we've covered before this year, because I think I've heard this one before. I think we've already analyzed it, but why not try again?

When he first took office, Vladimir Putin was like a new toy that a kid would get for Christmas. Now his reputation throughout the world is 10 amount to it's sitting in the back of the closet, gathering dust. Its last piece of action at Saul was being hummed by the family's aging Jack Russell Terrier with a bladder problem. It is like so barely a joke. What's the joke that the Jack Russell Terrier has a bladder problem?

I feel like people try to cram this detail into these jokes that is just not necessary. Doesn't add anything. It doesn't add anything. Hey, all it does. The dog peees everywhere. Okay. All it does is prolong the suck. Yeah. That's all you're doing.

Well, that's the thing about Thomas, he's heard other people call it with clever jokes where they can put in something in element of surprise that you're not ready for and it makes you laugh. He's like, oh shit, I didn't see that coming. But the problem is that it doesn't connect to anything. So just saying like this dog is a bladder problem

is not funny. Nobody likes to talk with a bladder problem. And this idea that Putin is a toy that's collecting dust, none of it makes any fucking sense. It's not a well-written joke and it's not funny. You know, we could go all fucking day out of his ship. We will! Oh, I'm sorry, God.

Christ, please, no, I'm begging you. Just give me Stuntary John. Just give me anything. Give me Opie. Bring in some fucking shameless, bring in some Jerry Bandsfield. I have a clip to sum up what I thought of this. And Tom actually had a moment of clarity where he was absolutely correct.

And it made me feel so bad about society. If the world wasn't getting worse, this podcast wouldn't exist. He's fucking right. Is that true? I think that he'd be podcasting anyway. I think regards what happens in the world. He's still going to try comedy and podcasting.

Nothing's going to stop this asshole. I like to think that the planet gets a little bit worse every time he releases it up. Agreed. Thank God for us. Thank God for you. Yes. Try to find a silver lining somewhere. Oh, he sucks so bad.

This is so Carl. we're doing this again. You want to hear a slew of bombs? Yes. I'm able to see what bombs away. Remember, this is his best stuff episode. In an interview on a podcast hosted by Trump election lawyer, Jenna Ellis, Kyle Rittenhouse stated that Joe Biden never returned his messages requesting a meeting with him. Jenna Ellis responded by saying, you think that's bad?

Try getting farted on by Rudy Giuliani. If it's any consolation, Kyle, Ted Cruz never got a meeting with Biden. And he just looks like a mass murderer. The United States Senate conducted its questioning on Supreme Court nominee Katangi Brown Jackson this week. What? What? I'm pretty sure like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

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I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, Giuliani. Yeah, he thinks that calling out Republicans is just funny no matter what Ted Cruz looks like an idiot Good one. Well one guy you should be able to dunk on his mag gates. I think I's a creep, right or that Hawthorne guy in the wheelchair But definitely dug out him. I've what I'm saying though Is that mag gates is a guy that you could goof on sure, but not these assholes? Listen to how long they have to

go for this joke and there's Matt gates who is such a big dick that he could play a penis in the sex scene in Pam and Tommy Matt gate his ex Matt gate his ex girlfriend could be a potential witness in a possible sex trafficking case

she is reportedly a sex worker or a porn star or as a Florida grand jury would call her an upstanding citizen. All of that for a Florida joke. I do tell Joe. It doesn't matter than others. Holy shit. Brutal. So then Jeff Heisen has to get it on the fun because there's nothing like a Jeff Heisen tag. You think Gates was looking at her imagining her about half her age? Yeah, I can't imagine that he was thinking of anything other than that.

He's like, she was probably hot when she was 16. These guys don't not understand how comedy works at all. That man laughs like he's played with organs. He's just not a table. He's just gonna table a human parts going. So these people are creeps. These people are creeps. So, Gates is a creep and they go,

oh, do you think that maybe he was imagining Marjorie Taylor Green was 16 years old? Yeah, probably. Ha ha. Good one. He's, he's 14. Whoa, that's a rate. Oh, making the best of.

Oh, good stuff. I hate this so much. I do too. Let's keep doing it. All right. You ready to hear a blatant edit? One of my favorite things the Tom Myers does is he flubs a joke, so he goes back and edits it.

I don't know what he's doing. I don't know. You make it sound misdifferent than the original at it. Joe Biden was heckled during his state of the union speech by Marjorie Taylor Green and Lauren Bober. They both reminded me of the remaining cast members of Sex and the City. If they joined QAnon, block Miranda on Facebook and move to Staten Nile and move to Staten Island. That's a good one Who wants to live on Staten Island am I right? I? Can't even Carl it hurts my soul this guy. Did you pick up on anything from your episode that you want to do? Play for us, Mini. No, not really apart from maybe just so many things that are not jokes. Like I feel like when you cut something out of a show,

for some reason by the way, again, let me point this out, if any of this was good, he should have just kept it in. For some sociopathic reason, every episode of this man's show was 29 minutes long. So he is always cutting shit out. Yeah, it's highly edited. It's highly. It's ridiculous. How edited is it? It's almost like there's like a doctor's warning that if you listen to more than 29 minutes of

this, you're fucking brains will start oozing out of your goddamn ears and you'll shit your pants. But that you're seeing. Is this true? Is that the elective time that we can listen to Tom Myers for before we die? But let me take some of it as a man who claims to be a stand-up comedian knows. You're opening jokes important we die. But let me take some of that. It's a bad who is clave as we stand up, comedian, those. You're opening jokes important. Yes. But why do it open a joke? When you do an opening non joke that losers like Giggle app.

Elon Musk is now on the board of directors of Twitter with this tendency to allow racism to spread throughout the companies he runs. We can expect a return of Donald Trump, Roger Stone, and Marjorie Taylor green to the platform any day now. Again, not jokes. It's not a joke. He just thinks that, hey, you know, the people that I don't like politically, they're racists, get it? Yeah, I get it. So I can get it. Again, the chemistry here is the worse. Yes. I pulled one clip of them just having a chat.

I call this hot Wisconsin talk. Okay. Ben, I'm a road comic. I have driven through, I have driven through P walkie. The P walkie chuckle hut. The P walkie, the P walkie comedy bunker and cheese in Porean. You fly into Milwaukee you get hit with people just selling selling those giant cheese hats. Yeah. Yeah, I used to live there. So funny. They have excellent cheese curds though. Why did you say that?

Why did you feel compelled to say that? These people suck so bad. I hope that they mill runny him out of town. You better not mill walk, my friend. You better mill run. The mill walkie the room. This guy sucks. He turns every room until mil walkie speaking of walking the room.

What's your top Myers gets super edgy? This is one of the things that top Myers does. It starts with a Bob Saget joke and then it just gets crazy or from there. 2022 itself started off with a slew of celebrity deaths. There was Bob Sagitt, depending on the circumstances of his death, it may not be completely sad as his estate may be able to win $10,000 from America's funniest home videos. Bob Sagitt would be the perfect winner to succeed the 2021 winner of that prize. Capital Ryder Ashley Babitt.

I realize he's being edgy. Ashley Babitt was shot to death. Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty good. Which is hilarious video. Yeah. We've all seen the video. You know, if you have Bob's second deal

with the Impression ever, oh, look at me, I'm gonna get the capital. Woo! That might be funny. Oh, I got a monster there. What a monster. Woo! Ah, ah, ah!

I'm exercising right to free space. Woo! Oh, there goes my blood. If for some reason, top Myers has a hard on for Louis CK. Yeah, he doesn't like Louis. No pun intended. I'm really looking forward to Louis CK diet, mainly because I want to see how he'll be honored.

I hope it's a testament to his biggest contribution to the world of comedy by having his penis hanging out of his pants while he's in his coffin. Of course, as he's an old white guy, you may not be able to see it. So I pity the poor funeral home worker that has to take a penis pump to him so that his cock will be gloriously on display for all mourners to see. And if it's that bad an idea, then why is it in Louis CK's will? You know, it's not funny, but I'm, you know, I get it. That ain't funny.

So according to Tom Myers, Louis CK wants to have his cock out while his open casket is there at his funeral. I bet his daughters will love it. But his penis, because he's an old white guy, is so small, that you won't be able to see it. Isn't Tom Myers a white guy? What is he basing the small penis thing on I wonder Where is he getting that from?

I Like to think that it's from his own experience. Yeah, I let to think that too from the rest stops. We should ask his ask girlfriends. Oh, that's right All right, you want to hear Tom improvise? This is my favorite. No! Obviously, Tom is, I want to joke written down that he's going to do on the show. We've listened to a bunch of examples of that already. But my favorite is when he's just shooting the shit with Jeff Heisen and then he starts

improvising. That man needs to be beaten. Listen to how many words Tom Myers uses to get to this lame joke, this punchline. If I'm gonna ask you to please that, just get up and leave. We have other things to talk about. You're gonna be compelled,

but please hang out, there's more to come. You know, for those to grew up and were a certain age and remember the old Russian national anthem, there's a part in the international battle where they talk about shooting the generals from their own side. And I kind of think that might come true. I'm going to keep going the way it's going. Shooting the generals from their own side.

Like I'm thinking maybe that's how like we were talking earlier about, you know, Russian street performances. Like maybe it's going to turn into the situation where if you have a whole bunch of protesters suddenly going after the government, you know, fingers crossed, it's a long shot, but overthrowing them, wouldn't it be great if their chant was in Russia protesters, autoress, you? Are you all putting for Yakuza Smirnov? Oh, the chemistry nailed it. I, uh, wow.

So much for so little. I don't know why he kept explaining himself through all of that. Now, I don't need people are going to rise up against the government, but maybe they will. I hope they do. Not sure, but let's think about this, guys. Let's say that they did. And then, yeah, the figures cross.

And then what might happen? Oh, protesters are asking for the hope they do not sure, but let's think about this guys Let's say that they did and then yeah, the figures cross and then what might happen. Oh, oh protestors arrest you It's fucking guy. What are you gonna open for Yaka of a something? And the Jeff Hines is really quick to get in there Holy shit. What are you gonna open? All right, so here's another example. Do you understand comedy? Like if someone who was doing the Yakko Shmereov punchline, you would not be opening for them. Correct.

That's number one statement. That's what Carl's been seeing does, which is why he no longer has a career. Correct. Not a good thing to do. You know what I hope with like the jet, with the shooting their own generals. I hope Jeff Heisen just loses his shit

and struggles how much of that. Would that be the funniest? Honestly, I'd subscribe to the Patreon if that happened. That would be worth it for me. Stop hogging the glory. I know I've already talked about this, but speaking of telling other comics jokes out of show, yeah, I saw Bert Kreischer come up on stage after David Tell

and literally retell David Tell's jokes because they were so funny. Like, no, I know, Bert, I was here. I was also watching a funnier comedian. I know, I got it. So there's a kid who works for me in the Carlson cast and his job is he's a board op. Okay.

And he comes board is he? Very during that show. So he says to me, he goes, I love Bert Krascherman. I can't wait to go see Bert Krascherman. Like you love Bert Krasch. He's like, yeah, the machine was amazing. I'm like, okay, what else has he done that you like? Yeah.

He's like, well, I don't really like the podcast. I don't really like this. I don't really like that. But I love Bert Krasher. He's amazing. He wouldn't get off this hill. He's dying on the Bert Krasher hill. Did he say when he takes a shirt off,

it's always hilarious or anything like that? Or... So I see him the day after that show that you just mentioned. And I go, how'd your hero, Bert Christchard do? And he goes, oh dude, he was great. And I said, yeah, I heard he was great. I heard he did David Tell's jokes. And he goes, wait a second, I said,

I go, he didn't open up, just retell he David Tell's jokes, he went, oh, yeah, I guess he did. And I think I finally broke it out of him. Yeah, I think that's what did it. The realization even Burt realized he's not the funniest comedian out the show. Yeah I was like, yeah, I think he realized it because he watched it live. Yeah, that he put it in contact. Right. So I think you may have Converted somewhat inadvertently by telling me that it honestly it should have happened when he was chewing peanut butter on Two Bears one came that should have in the end of his career right there. I was gonna be like, what are we doing?

Why are we watching this? Who's listening to this shit? I got this fucking cease-and-disassist from Peter Pan. Yeah, don't bring us into this shit. All right, this is Tom stealing a bit. And just like how you wouldn't open for Yacht-Off with a Yacht-Off punchline, when you steal someone's bit, you don't need to be called out by your co-hosts. Also, I'm looking at a lot of this footage of Vladimir Putin,

I'm seeing a lot of the images that he posts, or a lot of the photo ops that he's done. And I don't know if it's just me, but his facial expressions always look like he's holding in screams of pain while he's having his chest hairs pulled out with hot wax. It's screaming Kelly Clarkson. You know the reference right? 40 year old version. 40 year old version. Yeah, that was what time was ripping off in that joke. Yes, we do get the reference.

I gotta go. I gotta go pie. I gotta go pie. This is why I'm telling you to a fight. I gotta go. Why? I don't even give you anything, because he was trying to pretend that he came up with that. You dummy, and then you told Adam. You told Adam, you jerk. All right, at the end of the show, he does his final word.

Very original. I know he does. Get ready for this. This is the final joke on the podcast in his college, the best of 2022. If you could make sense of this and explain it to me without 13 pieces of paper, with graphs and charts, I'll be impressed because I cannot figure out what this means. And why I'm glad the holidays are over because I get a lot of really shitty offers around the holidays. For instance, I was offered a lot of money this past Christmas to host a karaoke party.

I politely declined. In retrospect, it was the best decision. Sure, COVID was running rampant, and I may have gotten myself in a few of my close relatives ill, but at least I wouldn't have the embarrassment of knowing I got paid to host a karaoke party. Good night. You should be thankful if someone gave you a dollar to host anything. Fanny, let's hear that again. I didn't quite follow what he was saying there. Did you? He's saying he was too good to host a karaoke party.

In why I'm glad the holidays are over? Because I get a lot of really shitty offers around the holidays. For instance, I was offered a lot of money this past Christmas to host a karaoke party. I politely declined. In retrospect, it was the best decision. He declined, and it was the best decision. Sure, COVID was running rampant, and I may have gotten myself and a few of my close relatives ill. That's a bad thing. Yep. Sure, bad things could have happened, but at least I wouldn't have the embarrassment

of knowing I got paid to host a karaoke party. Forget about night. She'd be disappointed that this is wildly just the worst written sentence. Yeah, forget about not understanding jokes. It doesn't know English works. I'm gonna point out that this is wildly just the worst written sentence. Yeah, forget about understanding jokes. It doesn't know how English works. I'm in hindsight, I'm gonna do that because sure, it would have sucked, but also I would have been embarrassed to do it.

What? None of that made any sense, Tom. And he added with that joke. And the puns I was, it would have been embarrassing to host a karaoke party. It would have been a fuck to step up, bro. It would have been a step up for you, Tom. It would have been embarrassing to host a karaoke party. It would have been a fuck to step up, bro. It would have been a step up for you, Tom. It would have been a good thing. Coming up next to the stage, everybody, you can only get applause.

You can only get applause if you do that. You might want to try it. I, Carl, you've broken my brain. I'm sorry. I apologize. You're all right, but holy shit, you really did. It's or anything else you want to play. No, I hate him. I hate it. I hate sorry. I apologize. You're all right, but holy shit, you really did. It's very anything else that you want to play. No, I hate him.

I hate him. I hate him. I hate the music to that fucking show. I want to. I want to. Oh, cheers. I'm here to hear it to my ass. How are you going to do that at the end of the show?

I'm so happy. I want to just say for the record, I have more time I have my jokes on my board. I'm abandoning them. I'm gonna let them sit, I'm gonna move on. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Remember that thing, we spin the wheel, someone has to do something genuinely nice for the other person, me right now. Just did it, you're welcome. All right, let's get everybody a favor. Let's get it in, I wasn't for you. Let's get it in. Bridge of the week.

Bridge of the week. Bridge of the week. Didn't we just do 25 minutes of cringe of the week? This cringe of the week comes in from Anathorow, a show called Bar Banner. He says this show is extremely clippable. It's called Bar Banner, and this show description is, join us as we debate the most controversial topics in the world today and turn opinions into facts.

He says in this episode, they were talking about the controversial topic. Where does the easiest apocalypse scenario to survive? And they had just concluded the answer was the zombie apocalypse when this happens. I guess that means that on his win. Does that mean brains are on the menu? No, dammit. Um, that was, that was a said way. Oh, my.

I can't. I can't. That was so bad. We didn't even do it. That's how bad it was. Wow. Speaking of really bad food. Oh, yeah.

That was good. Oh, man. Oh, man. Guys, that was bad. I love it. I'm really pouring a drink on a kind of that segue. I add a, I add a, I'm, I'm two fine pilsners in. I need, I have another two downstairs in the fridge.

I have to get at some point. What is the most insane and or outlandish food you've ever seen on a menu? And maybe had a little nibble of. I guess I love it, it's so bad. I love it. What do you mean you love it? What do you mean you love it? Shut the fuck up. I hate bar banter

I'm at the bar for the booze not the banter if you had a show called booze I Listen to it. That's the thing that I like about the bar bar banter is the thing no one likes About the bar it's obnoxious try being sober to bar here would you have before many? No, I've been sobering a bar, you ever do that before, Vinnie? Just answer the question. Sure, yes. I've been sober in a bar before you're getting me first show up.

There's a number of reasons to be sober in a bar. The banter is obnoxious. Our friend producer Chris, long time bartender, he'll tell you. Oh yeah. The banter sucks. That should not be the podcast format. This whole podcast should be on how the weather is unseasonable. Oh my gosh, I know. Did you that rain today?

It's great stuff. I can stuff guys. All right. Let's get through a couple of songs that came through. I'm still not even over time, Irish. I know. I know. I know that's what I'm going to do right now. We're going to get a palette cleanse in and then I got a special guest is going to join us on the show that we have some things to talk to him about. But first,

Doug from the Jingle's department put together a song for the creep off. No shit. Yes. The roast of Carl and Vinnie, you can get tickets on creepoffroast.com. Carl won't promote the creep off. It's the last thing that you'd like to do. Vinnie asks him every day, but Carl pushes him away. And Vinnie's wait, that's a hard thing to do

When Carl spins the wheel of consequence All of Vinnie's wishes come true There's no evidence that Vinnie actually went in the lake Yes, I'm right And ironically, another voting is fake But there never seems to be enough time To mention the creep offs of Vinnie won't whine On Patreon, Vinnie'd like to meet you

Your membership will help and buy more pizza. That's a good ride. Vinny keeps a box just for wishes. With fake votes, it makes them come true. Many bots, socket counts, and all of them now forced Carl to dress like a cow. Carl not promoting the creep off. He did a lot more for the peep-odd. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Same creep time, same creep channel!

September 17th, there's a roast Get your tickets at creepoffrose.com We'll line up and make fun of all that they do And in the back, take turns with their moms. With Sack of Tons of the Creep Off Rose, that Creep Off Rose, dot com. Thank you, Doug. That was beautiful.

Well, Doug be there at the Creep Off Rose. I hope so. I wonder. That would be cool. Smash him over the head with a guitar. Well done, Doug. Thank you very much. Give me the old Jeff Jarrett.

And while we're playing music, I got a note, hey hamburger, I was inspired by the latest OP episode to make a new W-A-T-P song mashup. I call it type OP negative. Okay. We here at the unbelievers podcast, appreciate the work you do. Hope you enjoy OP's fucked up new summer breeze.

Russ and the Unbelievers Jingle Department. All right, thank you, the Unbelievers Podcast, for putting this together for us. Hey, you're looking at a guy that is cash and for. What the hell is that? What the hell is that? I know the TikTok songs, I'm all about it. Some agree. I'm all about it! Summigrees! Bum bum bum bum! Yeah, the sum of breeze guy died!

He was sealed, he was clubbed to death. Not bad dude! No! Jam, jam, jam! My left hand, I ain't gonna go live on the TikTok! Why would I do that? A flop sweat! Greg, don't let the bastards get you down.

That's right. Thank you very much, Ross. Much appreciate you. I like to that. All right. And I'm going to add Cardiff Electric to the show. Hey, Cardiff, what's up, buddy? Theme song.

All right, well, that wasn't in the agreement, but sure. It's a good song. I can't say down. God at the lecturing, the most famous podcast in the world today. God at the lecturing, he's so cool, come out and play. He's the guy, all the other guys are jealous of. Cuz he's the guy that all the girls want to be with. Uh-huh. I caught it from the electric. The most famous hardcast in the world today.

He's got great guests on his show. Like Dr. Steve and some other people. We love you, guys. All right. Thank you and welcome to the Who Are These Podcasts? Card of Electric electric podcast crossover episodes Here I thought you were just being a guest at the show I like a card of hosts better actually You know, take it away. Take it away. What are you what are we talking about today?

Well, you've really destroyed the The audience here talking about Tom Myers-Braph an hour. So I think I can bring it back. Please. Yes, thank you. I need all the help we can get right now. Maybe I'll put the show down. I'll be right back. Fast forward to the card of cards.

Cardiff, the reason why I wanted to come on the show is a couple of things. First off, you have a show called Why Do I Podcast? And I believe that is wrapped up. Is it a five part series. The season finale is coming soon. Okay. The script is in. We are just putting the final touches on.

But the season family is coming to where we last left our hero. Yes, John M. Oh, the hero's John M in this one. I thought it was Kevin. No, our hero, I said, okay. Yeah, Kevin is a villain. Aren't you haven't you been listening, our hero, I said. Okay. How are these of you? How have you been listening to this? Not.

Yes. So our hero, John M. was hit by a Jolt Cola truck. And we were just waiting to find out who was driving the Jolt Cola truck. I have my suspicions on that one. Yes. Yes. But our hero, John M. in Why Do I Podcast, is saving the world from Republicans using

podcasting and kung fu. Ah! What am I missing? Fascinating. He uses podcasting. Also, this segment is brought to you by Bennett Floring. Bennett Floring, the best flooring for your floors. Bennett flooring, you can't walk on it.

Yes. Also, I see you're getting very desperate for guests on the Wednesday show. Yes, it's true. Yeah, Vitty. Yeah, two potatoes. I can't tell which is which. Oh, wait, what's wearing a rustling shirt? only difference also I have I have big news. Oh good I've signed an exclusive contract with Gary from San Diego. Oh, what does this mean? No longer be allowed to appear on your show

what Yes, but would you like to hear? Well, I always felt like you like to Loving it when he was on w a t p. Are you kidding me? He's become a huge star on w a t p. No, he's become a huge star. But not like you like the Gary from San Diego origin story. I would.

I would. Let's let's hear about his minor league adventures of the card of electric podcast. Well, I discovered Gary from San Diego much like John discovered the might as touch brothers. Right. Yeah.

Oddly enough, I was in San Francisco. When I discovered Gary from San Diego. I saw a guy. I knew this guy. Yeah. Who saw a guy? Yeah. Who was listening to your podcast on a bike. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Suddenly, I heard a voice from the ditch. It was Gary. Hey, Carl. Gary here. Yeah. You're violating copyright. My bad. Sad to see. Toass. Yeah, I did Good, so I helped I helped Gary was he was a little lost and disoriented, but I helped him find Judy And they made the way back to San Diego and our friendship blossomed from there. Oh good That's some I have to do this now So, Curtis you are coming to the roast of Carl and Vitting and Raj's transfer to temper 17. Is that correct?

That is correct. I will be there. Awesome, and you will you be roasting us? You're gonna be on the dayus? Yes, I have a team of writers. My head writer has submitted some jokes for me today. Oh, good. You like to hear one? Yes. Can't everybody have a preview? It's gonna tease here, yeah. I don't want to... I don't want to give away the best one. Ready? Yeah.

Vinnie is fat. Pause for laughter. Good. Why are you on a? He's not going to like that. I hate to be Vinnie right now. I'm uncomfortable. The seat is getting hot.

Loasted. All right, well, we were trying to sell tickets. Thanks for nothing, Carter. No refunds, folks. No refunds. Don't worry, Carter, it's not part of the VIP experience from as you that. This is why I want to talk to you, Carter.

Aside from letting you plug your show, Card of Electric Podcasts, why do I podcast and explain that you're going to be in Rochester shaking hands, roasting jerks, all the things that you do. You also started hashtag S.J. Army. Is that correct? Yes. Yes. All right. I want to ask your permission. Right now to usher in a whole new era for the Stuttering John podcast using hashtag S.J. Army. Now, here's what I'm recognizing. Major Richard O'Gita has been his guest. He's been my guest as well. God, multiple times a week. He was really good on Cardiff's show. Every week was he? Yeah, I believe that.

And I think that with Hail Sparks now, not doing a show anymore, and it doesn't seem like Tony Michaels isn't doing any more. I think that guy's hiding. Oh yeah, he took down all of those drive-through podcasts. Do you remember when that video's tough talking, dude, was like, you have my permission to go back in and looking at anything I've ever done

and you could go bring it, buddy. Yeah, he also said, well, they'll probably take down these right stills videos now. I haven't taken down any single video. You've taken down all of your drive-through videos. So how do that work out? Give me a boom roasted, Cardiff. Oh, all right. All right, out? Give me a boom roasted card if.

Oh, all right. All right, here's what I wanna do. And I'm dead serious about this. I don't think this duttering John is gonna last much longer on this current trajectory. And I think he needs our support. Let's all get behind John. Let's subscribe to his Patreon. Let's subscribe to his YouTube. Let's hit him up with super chats. I am dead serious.

It's time to support Suttering John and get him back on track because honestly, if five weeks of substitute teaching makes him more money than broadcasting, he's not going to be doing this much longer. He's going to have to find a real job. What's not what that happened? Because if John gets a real job and he's no longer on YouTube, what fun is that for anyone? John is not long for this profession. It's not going well for him. Biden's been in the office for two years. No one cares about his Democratic talking points anymore. It's getting old.

It's getting stale. If the economy sucks and flakish through the roof, we're all fucking celebrating this administration. Like what are we doing? You just pronounced world. Thank you. Cardiff. Our chemistry is good, Cardiff.

Cardiff is my favorite. Is he? You like this guy? So I want to say, hashtag SJArmy, let's get behind Senator and John, let's support him. Let's keep this thing going financially because it'll do two things. It'll one, ensure that we continue to get great content that we can all enjoy in the dead.

We're synonymous and on who are these podcasts and various plays, Julie's show, various places. But two, it'll confuse the fuck out of them. He's going to have a real hard time reconciling this when he starts making some money on the show again. You know what, Carl? I understand the logic here. Yeah. I'll throw some money in. I'm excited like this when he starts making some money on the show again. You know what, Carl? I understand the logic here. Yeah.

I'll throw some money in. I'm going to. I'll subscribe to the Patreon again. Yes. I'll subscribe on YouTube until it gets me off. Only if he promises not to call me again. Yeah. I don't want that perk.

Yeah, I'm good on that. You and your boys are gonna zoom call. Pass. That's fine. We're good. So, Carl, if I'm asking you, can I please use the hashtag SJArmy to promote subscribing to Stuttering John and funding the Stuttering John podcast?

Because your intentions are pure, I will allow it. Whoa, did you guys hear that? I'm always here to support John. I know you are. You're the original John So I would like to be unblocked if you can help me with that. Hashtag, Esther Arby hashtag on block Cardiff. That's it guys. That's the railing cry from here on out. We're all gonna support Southern John and we're gonna tell him alcohol is bad. You shouldn't drink alcohol. Maybe we can have like a big online, uh, what's the word I'm looking for intervention?

Well, listen, I'm not gonna fix his life. I just want to give up on it. I just want to show, like that's received lots to fix his life. He legitimately wants to get him help and This isn't gonna happen. You and me, but you're not gonna do it right? The ones that don't get a problem. John if we listen car if we can help someone we help ourselves Right exactly. We have our own vices to deal with Vinnie

Do you know how many calories is in that Dunkin Donuts cup of yours?? Well, how many are left? How many are left? How many are left? 12. Do you know the answer to that, Cardiff? 427. I believe that. I believe that. You don't know that. They assured me it was way more. Speaking of Dr. Steve, yeah, due to his age and his enlarged prostate, it's not likely that he will be in the audience while I'm on stage at the Creep Up roast on September 17th.

Oh, and that's why he's just using the bathroom at that time. Yeah, I was, okay, that makes sense. I was asked specifically to let Cardiff know the exact time that he was going on down to the minute. And I told him I'd figure it out. I have other spots booked that night. I understand.

Okay, yeah. Hey, listen. Everyone in Rochester does the rounds. You're doing that, you're doing that, you're doing that, I'll pay you. He got it on the clubs. All right, guys, with that said, I want to play for you a phenomenal video that came in

from Stutt Joe's Fair Use Bl baloney factory who do phenomenal work out YouTube and in the dabble is subreddit. Because I don't lie to people. Now one thing I'll say mooney because I don't lie. Are you or are you not a substitute teacher? Yes, or fucking no. You ask me a question, uh, uh, and I answer it. Here's the thing, I don't lie, Tony. You know, I mean, it's like, what the fuck does that mean? I mean, the amount of stuff you don't do.

I, I, I, I never lie. You can assume whatever you want, because, but just normal you assume how you make an asset of you and me. Like, how could you lie about something that could easily be looked up? You know what I mean? It's another showing. When centering John is your son, hashtag fan girl, the tweet. He gets all pollated. John says, why did you Photoshop this picture?

The picture of you and I was not photoshopped. I'm gonna have to ask something. You know, Richard, so I'm gonna do this because it's just getting kind of ridiculous. So I figured, eh, you know, I was hanging out at the pub. I hit the pub. Oh, one of the pubs that we hang out at. Love me some bruski. And one of the school teachers said to me, John, um,

we need substitute teachers really bad. So if you're not doing anything during COVID, why not become a substitute teacher? So I said, yeah, I'll do it. I'm not doing anything during COVID. Why not become a substitute teacher? So I said, yeah, I'll do it. So I take a picture and like, the teachers ask me for pictures and then one teacher posted it and these trolls got a hold of it.

And like, and that was the whole big, you know, a fucking liar. Fuck you. I don't lie. Brilliant. The undercoat is already on there. Ha ha ha. Please people, subscribe to my buddy.

All right. Wow. It's installed at the factory. It's installed at the factory. I can't do anything about it. Folks, that is one of the saddest, funniest things I've ever seen. It's phenomenal, isn't it? And it's so, you're right.

Like when I watch that and I watch this in serenity and his eyes, what he said that to, Oh, Gita, it was like, he's done, dude, you're right. It's the beginning of, I mean, not even the beginning of the end, it's like the end of the end. We saw the beginning of the end was the DC trip. That was a debacle. This is getting close to the end.

You know what you're right? Because you know what I feel like the DC trip was? Tell me if I'm wrong, That was a debacle. This is getting close to the end. You know what you're right, because you know what I feel like the DC trip was? Tell me if I'm wrong folks. A debacle? Yes. I feel like lots of fuck. The DC, I hate to be a nerd here,

but it's like the Marvel movies. Okay. Okay, we had this whole build up to the DC trip and that had happened and it was such a payoff. It was such a perfect payoff. Everything we wanted to get more. That now everything that comes after is just like, oh, he doesn't even mention it anymore.

He doesn't mention about like, what's his next project? What's he gonna do now? Like, he's got nothing. He's got nothing going. It's like, oh, just deflated. That DC thing didn't work out today. Just deflated it everywhere.

DC was his ad game. Oh, but Carl, wait till you see what emerges from the ashes, a Phoenix, a Phoenix. I share your optimism, sir. I agree. We are going to help John start the next chapter in the stuttering John versus the rest of the world. He's so so called that.

That'd be amazing. Let me tell you something. If somebody got those two Looked up Tom and John would that be not we're two guys Would you guys you don't understand English? We're two guys who can't craft a joke Could you imagine that tour? Yes, I'm front row. I have front row at that tour. That's like a fucking super group. It really is. It's like it's like seeing Asia. God, I think you get Patrick Michael to host.

All right. I have another video that I want to play because someone posted this of the dabbleers and otomus and in 1994, Conan O'Brien had the best late night show of all the late night shows. Vinny, do you agree with me so far? Can't argue. And why was Conan's show so great? Well, it was well written. Yep.

Conan's a funny guy, but he also had great musical guests. One of the things about Conan is that he would have on bands like Ween and Primus, he would have the bands on, that you wouldn't see on Letterman or Lionel because they weren't mainstream enough. Yep. And his comedy was different enough to match that kind of abstract. It all made sense. Correct. Until this happened. Alright folks, most of you know my next guest from his celebrity interviews on Howard Stern's nationally syndicated radio show.

Tonight, he's here with his band Perform a performance song from his self-titled, Dave U. Album. Oh, no! Please join me in welcoming back our friend, Stuttering John. Oh, great. Oh, great. Oh, great.

That's some riff. That's some guitar playing right there. Doesn't it fucking sound like some guy just picked up a guitar and guitar center? It was just like played around to test out the notes. Yeah, bannand Like is it a scale he was just played right armison did this bit at Howard Stern's birthday party Where he's playing blackbird by the Beatles okay, and he was he started playing it correctly And then he just started playing it wherever he wanted to all over the neck. It was hilarious That's what this looks like. He's has the same chord shape

He's just moving up and down the neck Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah Don't get me wrong. I understand it's crunch. Yeah, I like to crunch bands in 1984. I know that that one not this one. No one like this one. Nope This is what obviously no thanks some parents heard this coming out of the basement and went our kids never go I can't use it we got to encourage him to go to college show for free. Yeah. Alright, so let's get to right to the guitar. So shall we? Wow. Maybe who doesn't like a nice guitar? So at a rock song, you like it, right? Gardiff have yes, I love that less Paul. It's a very nice guitar. It has a nice guitar I agree with you. I mean, why don't you just rub shit all over it instead of doing this? Oh, yeah, no he does here we go No, that shinder is figured out he was cleaning it up. It's straights up during the solo All right, get the guitar ready. Here we go. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?

Hey look, it's my first guitar solo. It sounded like the inside of the set. It keeps going too. This guy thinks he's fucking slashed. He's playing through the whole verse, the pre-chorus. The notes stop metting when you get a pie out of the neck, right? No, they still better. You still try to hit the right notes. Oh, great. He's so natural, too. Ladies and gentlemen, one more time for slush. Alright, this is behind the scenes, because I happen to know a thing or two about this. The other guitarist in his band had a conversation with the rapier phlegm, he's like, hey, if you

don't know the soul, I can take it. No hey, um, if you don't know the soul I could take it No, John, it's cool. I hear the singer So it's fine if you don't know the soul. I'm happy to just play it. You sure? TV what what do you mean? I don't know the Alright, well I guess if you want ladies and gentlemen, what you're hearing is the definition of dabbling in guitar I don't even play dark, but I took music lessons and I know what he's doing is wrong. You don't play guitar but you've heard a rock band. I have heard a guitar, yes.

Well, John's been dabbling his whole life. Yeah, go figure. Hey, Carl. Yes, Carl. Can you play a video of your guitar solo from a major network late night show? I actually have some great audio of Carl playing guitar right here. Here it is. Here's Carl from the other night.

["The Guitar Solo"] That was good. That's good stuff. Yeah, you're singing. Sing it. It's a singing gay buyer by Electric Six. Nothing wrong with that.

Carl, if you're right, the thing that the reason why we goof us learning John's because he's more famous and more successful Then I'll ever be and we're jealous Yep as John's I do it for many times Okay, good All right, well card if thanks for joining us on the the show. Again, let's promote what we're promoting here. Cardiff Electric podcast, why do I podcast? We're gonna be able to find these things.

Patreon.com. I really would give a fuck. I mean, yeah, it doesn't matter. Okay, very good. What's going on with Vinny Hoast's wrestling show? Whatever the fuck that thing, it's called. I've done a very bad job. Yeah, episode four is never coming out. I told you the other day. It's my Chinese democracy give it time

Yeah, just give it another 10 years. Yeah, I got I got slush coming out. It's gonna be good Thanks, Carter. Thanks for coming on. We'll see you in a little man hashtag S.J. Army. Let's support Stuttering John. Let's turn this thing around for him hashtag on black card chowbello Very good and with that I want to bring us to the next segment of the show As I mentioned the funny fast food vlog is off the internet. The only way you can see that is by going to our YouTube channel, who are these podcasts,

because Tony Michaels, as he should be, is embarrassed by it. For some reason, the Gears podcast is still up, and I listened to an episode that's all about Facebook videos. Oh, he learned about Facebook videos, and he can't wait to tell us about it. So he's going to start off by explaining that things didn't go all that swimmingly on this episode. Today we're going to talk about Facebook videos. The problem is, is my AirPods did not connect on the second part.

I got cut off, and a yo sucks. So you're just going to have to live it because I can't remember what I said. This thing I scripted. You know that. All right. Well, have fun listening to crappy audio. So we literally just played the episode, which was before this episode where he went through a whole workshop on how to podcast, and the whole first part was getting a good microphone, and getting good equipment. Well, he has AirPods, those are nice headphones. And he said the music on.

And he said, I learned so much from this, but I don't follow any of the advice. And then he comes out of show, not long after that, and goes, ah, my AirPods shit the bad, and sounds like shit, and it's hard to hear, and hard to listen to. You've learned nothing. You're on this show trying to teach people how to do stuff.

You've learned nothing yourself and you prove it. So he's a lot like Stuttering John. I do why they get along because basically what he's doing is the exact same thing Stuttering John does with Democrat talking points. Yes. As he hears them. And what are this?

And runs out and yells it to the world. He repeats it to everyone. This is so smart. You guys got to follow this. Is the right way to go? Why? Oh, don't ask me why. No, no, I don't know. I just repeat what I heard because it's no earned knowledge. Correct. There's no earned knowledge. So understood. Yeah, there's nothing understood going on. All right. So let's talk about it. Tony watched a three-part Facebook trading. So I took this as you, three-part fundamental Facebook funnel. These are leaves.

I don't know why they named it that. Three-part fundamental Facebook funnel on digital marketer lab. Now, I would highly recommend going and buying the course. Even if you don't do your lab worship. Now, I'm not getting paid by digital marketer. I'm not paying that. I get nothing out of this. I'm not a fillet yet.

Yet, Ryan Dice, wink, wink. But this is a fantastic thing. Is it? All right, I can't wait to find out what you learned about Facebook funnels. I really was a fucking funnel with this guy. This guy, is he trying to angle for a job with these people? Sounds like.

Do you realize what a terrible job interview it is if you're just going in and just faking that you know all this shit? Yeah, and kissing their ass. Oh my gosh, I took all of your courses. They're all so great. I love all of them. They're amazing.

Everything you say is great. Can I teach them now? Can I get an affiliate code? Right. That's always trying to do. Trying to angle for a job. All right. So he recommends that we check out this course

that he learned nothing from and can apply at all as we're about to find out. And in this clip, he talks about Facebook is a funnel that you're taking people on through their customer value journey. Now, if you want to know what that means, you'll have to ask a retard because I'm in market and I don't know. You should look at your content inside Facebook as a funnel that you're taking people on in their customer value journey. Like, that's how you should view your content. Not just as you're making it,

I mean, you should view it that way, but as you're giving it to your audience. So when you do your video for your content, not edited by me, that's where his AirPods shit the bad. And now he's talking into his iPhone, that's in his pocket as he's walking through his neighborhood. Only good things can come of this. How you're this man?

This man needs a job. He's a pro. And the best part is you can always substitute teacher Not only is he talking to a phone that's in his pocket while walking outside But there's a construction site that he walks through So if you want to make nice big huge, you know, 5, 10, 15, 30 minute videos. Put that stuff on YouTube, where that's the attention, right?

So you have to, again, go back to your customer avatar. If you're speeding to people on Facebook, they don't want to sit there and watch your 25 minute video on Facebook. You didn't have to put this one out. It didn't work out for ya. It doesn't sound good.

No one could hear you. Tony, the only thing your content funnels people to is the skip button. Yes. You know, this is that. Like, funnel, you have to look at your content. It's something to funnel someone to something. Well, what is this content that you're producing? What is it funneled them to?

He has no idea. Back to these people. I listen very closely to this. He has no idea, but he does have a 188 page workbook from this program that he took. Did he color in the lines on it? And again, there's like 188 page workbook that you get with this thing.

You can download it, you can put it on your computer, and you have it forever. Wait, what? Did you know that you can save files on your hard drive? Thank God for this man. I don't know anything about files or hard drives. Thank God for this man. That's not my true player.

For explain to us, he should do a whole episode about saving documents. That's fascinating stuff. I didn't know that you could do that. Did you know that before you save a document, you could choose a file name? What? It's saved. My wedding video, that's not her job. Alright, let's learn more about his one minute video that he put on Facebook.

I did the one minute video training yesterday, so I posted, you see, and I posted on my Facebook account, the one minute video that I shot because I told you guys yesterday, hey I'm going to shoot a video, I'm just going to do it and I'm just going to post it. And I did that on my Facebook page. And you can go look at it, I've heard you go look at it. On front, you just go to Facebook.com slash thetonymyl. Block. So I went there. Great. And he's listed his page as categorized as public figure.

Thetony Michaels thinks he's a public figure. Get some of you more following his page. I guess that's close to Lulco. Yeah. That's got to do. Lulco wasn't to low cow. Yeah, that's kind of the way. Yeah, the low cow wasn't available. He's like, I got a public figure. He has 325 followers on his public figure Facebook page

and practically no engagement whatsoever. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Sounds about right. So they're not being, they're not funnily and over there, huh? Every person I'm friends with on Facebook has more friends than he has followers as a public figure. This is not good. It's not working out for you.

And I'm talking about today. This is years later after he's gone through all these digital marketing courses, learn all about digital marketing and marketing, it's a funnels. All these funnels, he's got Facebook funnels and quiz funnels and funnel cake. He's got it all and he can't figure it out. Stuttering John's like I got a lot of funnels and funnel cake. He's got it all. And he can't figure it out. Stuttering John's like, I gotta be a funnel. Well, this is him bragging about how he boosted a video. And I didn't pull all of this, but he literally says,

a dollar a day he spent to boost his video for 70, he spent seven dollars. And he's all braggedotious because he got a lead, a lead from this It's not it wasn't my best post Wasn't and it really wasn't the way that they said oh you need to you need to take your Your why your how and your what all right? So not only did he not follow the advice? He goes I didn't do it the way they told you to do it. Then what are you doing?

Why are you the one who's the expert now? What are you doing things incorrectly? And he follows that up with some of the worst advice. And this is where I will go ahead and put my digital market in camp on and explain to you why this is so wrong and stupid. Don't just talk about your product. Right? People don't want to just hear about what product, right?

People don't wanna just hear about what you have to sell. They wanna hear about who you are. And they wanna hear about how you came to be an expert in the field that you're in. And then if they're impressed by all that, that's supposed to be. Probably buy from you. Whatever that product is.

So Tony thinks you should talk about yourself. You should make a video and talk about yourself and why you're an expert. Completely wrong. If you've ever gone into any store ever to get help on something you wanted to learn about and you asked the salesman, hey, can you tell me about this television?

I've been selling televisions for 12 years. I started off selling televisions in 2004. Oh, that's great. Can you tell me if this television is 4K or 8K? What you're supposed to do, you're supposed to address a pain point that your target audience is currently experiencing and then provide a solution.

Because you want to speak to the audience about what their issues are. You don't talk about yourself, you fucking moron. He's learning nothing from these things. This is a four hour course he took. On Facebook, funnel videos, he knows nothing about it. He's spewing all the wrong information, and that's embarrassing.

But you know what's even more embarrassing, Vinnie? What's that? I had a similar podcast years ago. I never, I put it, I don't know if anyone ever found it. It was called the Beers Podcast. What? Yeah. The Beers Podcast. And the way that I would record it. Two beers, one basement. No, well, no, the way I would record it is I'd walk around the city

and talk into my phone. Oh. And there's this one episode. I hate to even play it. Maybe I won't. I think you should play it. All right. All right. So this one time, I was really just hanging. And I walked into the city. There's a construction site that it's raid past and then it started writing. This is not my best work. Carl Hamburger with you again for the beer is podcast. The beer drinking brainstorming podcast. And today I want to tell you about funnels. What about funneling your beer?

You know that little opening on the top of a can of beer, how are you gonna get two of those in your mouth? How are you going to drink two beers at the same time? I don't think it's possible. And even if it's worth, are you gonna spill the beer? Will beer be spilled? I just downloaded a 3,000 page workshop about funneling beer and what you do, according to page 384, which is saved at my hard drive. What you can do is you can pour the multiple beers into a funnel, but you don't have to pour it. Have your friend pour it.

Have your friend pour the beer into a funnel and then you can get a mouth on the bottom and the bottom. What that will do is it will bring because of gravity. All of that was a message to the sides. It's going to bring all of that beer down to the funnel and into your mouth. You can then see the feeling. This might have happened. It might have happened. It might have happened.

It might have happened. It might have happened. It might have happened. It might have happened. It might have happened. It might have missed the test. Am I the best here to take the best of the pro? Do I know a thing or two about Apple flavor push-light? Yeah, probably. How are we getting it? So that wasn't my best work. I understand why Tony was having a hard time. It sounds like an early W-A-T-P. It's a far off, actually.

Wow, that shit's not listening to me. I should probably take that off the internet. Yeah, people are telling me. It's so funny. Can you imagine a Tony that is showing the vote into my old episodes? That would be karma. That's what we call that.

It'd be called my comeuppance. Hehehe, be perfectly reasonable in every single way. All right, Vanny, what have we done today? Too much, too much time hires. Yeah, that might be true. We've done it all. See what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.

The team is the team. The team is the team. The team is the team. The team is the team. The team is the team. The team is the team. The team is the team. This is the part of the show.

We play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the upcoming WATP. I'm happy to say we will have Jim Forrentine in studio. We will have Chrissy Mayer in studio and we will be listening to this. Oh, uh. Oh, uh. Oh, uh. Oh, uh. Oh, uh. Oh, uh.

Oh, uh. Happy 4th. We have a very patriotic episode. We're finally going whole hog and fully alienating our entire listener base. I don't think so. At this point, we have a guest, a very special guest. The artist formerly known as Mention Small Book. That's true. Okay, Curtis Yorven.

It sounds like they're doing a bet. Like, at the Iron Man. It's fucking sweaty balls. Yeah, it sounds exactly like that, but they're not doing a bet. That's what the show sounds like. It's called Rudd Scare. All right, are you familiar with Rudd Scare, Manny?

It has something to do with a certain time of the month, yeah. Wrong. Okay. Something to do. Well, what is in a cheerhouse? All right. I want you to look over your screen and see how much money they're making on Patreon

every single month, Bitty. Give it the fuck out of here. $55,734. Fuck outta here. These are communists who talk about communism, how great it is, and enjoy the free market capitalism that is patreon.com in the tune of $56,000 a month.

I never would have guessed this. So that's gonna be a lot of fun. Holy shit. The $5 tier is called InfoHorrors. That's fun. I like the perfect tier. Of course you do. And I'm the Phantom tier.

Fuck yeah. You gotta be dumb to be a fan fan dumb get it See what I did The red scare podcast coming up this week on who are these podcasts? $55,000 yeah, well almost 56 really Speaking of patreon $55,000. Yeah, well, almost 56, Vinny. Speaking of Patreon, Patreon.com slash The Creep Off. Yeah.

Is where you can go to support your boy Vinny, the People's Champ, as well as your friend, Cairo. As we co-host The Creep Off. That's right, every Monday. And we have a Hall of Fame episode coming up. We do, for the Patreon. Yes, we do. I, we have selected the nominee,

but we're waiting to hear if we're gonna get a certain guess. Okay. Then, then I, I've sent a note out to that guest, I've not heard back yet. Okay. But either way, two we're gonna probably put into the Hall of Fame, right? Yeah. Somebody's been in the news lately.

Oh, yeah, that would be great. Yeah. Somebody's been in naughty, lately. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Somebody's been a naughty, naughty boy. I'll put it to you this way. This gentleman spent five times the amount of money on sex than he did for buying WCW. That's all I could do. That might give it away.

Hi, Vic. Hello. Hello. I mean, what are you grossed out about? Look at this beautiful cow. Joining us for the show and Vic. Thanks for joining us. Hi, Vic.

Hi, Vinny. Did you eat any whole pizzas lately? Is there any other kind of stuff? You already know I did. You already know I did. We don't have pizza by the slice here in upstate New York. It's only one type of pizza. That's the entire thing. I find it's cheaper to buy it by the bushel. Hey, you know, buy the pie.

Vic, this is normally where I'd play a game. I don't have a new game to play. So that's okay. No one like to do any more Carl. Oh, when did that happen? I don't know. Probably the cow pictures That might have been that yeah, here I am worried about some rejects correcting All right well anyway, please join us this week on coming up It might be the episode we find out what's for all who are these podcasts leave all every party in the must-vis Of morning radio It might be the episode we find out once and for all who are these podcasts, leave all every part in. Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio.

Get out and show these clothes right now. Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Great job, everyone. We will, we will, we will. With Vic. Wap, wap, wap. We'll be with

with Vick Vick, we have any new reviews. Yeah, you have four. Holy shit. We're blowing up on the reviews lately. They're probably all one star, but We'll find out. Yes, we will. Have you been shopping for low top? No, I'm cycling through all my whore clothes when I was single. Yeah. So it's fine. It's working for you. Yeah. This first one is that's how you get the brand to set me a bunch of glam shots of you. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that was pre the standup show, right? Standup show.

Yeah, we were at Dr. Steve's hotel. And it's getting spicy. Well, not in his room, just like a bar. Okay, that's disgusting. No offense, Dr. Steve. I was just really impressed. I couldn't tell if you were a fashion model, a comedian or neither.

Neither. Alright. Let's get into the reviews. This first one is Best of the Worst by VIXX Next Husband. They say, I don't have to listen to Vinny try to read on this podcast so much better. Is that a knock on the creep off right there, Vinny? Is that a five-star review, Vic? That is. Well done. Well done, sir.

I don't try to read. No, you don't. That's exactly the point. This next one is, if I was gonna end my life by OP's wife's boyfriend, not BAM. He says W-A-T-P would be my suicide note. I like it. Mm-hmm.

I think that's a pretty good suicide note to leave. Carl's like, copycat. It's fine. People should play this show at their funeral. That should be here requests. It was a sit-down. I'm listening to where these podcasts. That just be group suicide.

Yes. Yeah, I had to drink some cool wine right there. It's gonna be a good time. Is that a five-star review, Beck? That is. Nice. We're killing it. This next one is free water rules.

He says, keep this such a jealous bag slapper that thinks he's the funniest person ever. Do yourself a favor and listen to free water podcast instead. Patrick Michael is the greatest host ever and Kevin, which is he was on his level. Please do everyone a favor and choke on a baloney sandwich. Talk about retarded. Talk about retarded. That's not even a joke. Patrick Michael fan Wang and the PM Army hashtag PM Army. Is that a five-star review? That is also a five-star star. Three, I know she always keeps

the worst reviews for last. So let's see. She does, doesn't it? Can we run the table here? This last one is never where a backwards hat ever again. I got a lot of shit for this. He says, Carl's goofy backwards hat made my duck shrivel up and fall off. This is not 1997. Goofy backwards hat made my duck shrivel up and fall off. This is not 1997. Okay, my my Fred Durston brush it to go over while with the audience. You and Todd Gerson dressed alike. Is that a five-star review, Vic? It's a four-star. Oh, so fucking cool.

You could just give me that one extra star I could have got four for four. I love it. All right. Still, things are going in the right direction, so we appreciate that, Vic. Do you want to hear some voice mails with me? Sure, why not? Yeah, let's run through them.

Let's see what's going on. This is where I don't say this enough, Vinny. This is where you, the listener, communicate back to us, the broadcasters. This is a two-way communication track that were out here that we talk you talk we talk about more you talk about less so right for a bit less you all be

it it uh... fucking joe roby fucking getting you do you know I don't know how to talk. Fucking Joe Roby, fucking kidding me dude. You don't even hold fucking, uh, cringe of the week for him. I mean, come on, it doesn't matter how much money the man makes. You know, or how much you make automatically. He's fucking kidding. He's just above shame as level at this point.

Fucking broken record, mother fuckers. I wanna hear my judge talk about anything but fucking dear hunter you fucking kidding me you talk about your hunting and then all what i'll say you know i'm not they're gonna talk about baking and then fucking dear hunting dude but i'll think about this for a second that there was no close, my man.

You'll fuck yourself. Stop calling me back, Paul. All right, sorry about that. So Joe Rogan sucks. And as his bad as Patrick Michael, according to this lesson, he just needs to go outside. He also called back to say I shouldn't have a video version of the show based on my appearance.

Completely great. That's fair. He's picking a lot of good points this week. Let's get a noseful top. He seems to have it all figured out. A three hour interview with Mike Judge, like he can't talk about being with the body of the entire time. It was also kind of funny. I was actually listening to this episode last night and it starts out, Joe Rogan, go

on, man, idiotocracy, such a great movie. And Mike Judge was like, oh, I hated how they came out. That was that one I wanted at all. Little sandbagging. Yeah. And Joe was like like oh, I hated how they came out I wanted it all little sandbag and yeah, and Joe's like oh, no, it's really good He's like no, I was at the pretty future. No one's even staring at their phones Like yeah, you're right. You didn't get a fuck out. Did you? Whoops? This is a good point It was a good point. What do you think about it kind of ruins the the accuracy for you like oh, yeah That's not the future at all people would just be staring at their phones the whole time And drinking mountain doing pouring mountain doing plants my judge is a prophet You're like, oh yeah, that's not the future at all. People just be staring at their phones, the whole time, and drinking Mountain Dew, and pouring Mountain Dew on plants.

My judge is a prophet. He is in many ways. I haven't watched any music but had ruled the universe earlier. It's all right, is it all right? It's all right. I saw one of the bits in there, it was pretty good. Yeah, it's exactly what you think it is.

I tell you, it's like music but had sitting in a laughin' at jerks on TV. I don't need to watch them in their wild adventures. Sure. I mean, sure. It gets a little old. And sitting in a laughin' at jerks on TV, I don't need to watch them in their wild adventures. Sure. I mean, sure. It gets a little old. You know, if they're talking about like diarrhea

at the back of the classroom, all right, I'll watch that for a minute or two, but I'm gonna sing a little lesbian, see ya, go, let's move on. All right, I'm getting way off track. Let's get back on track. I mentioned that I was talking to trucker Andy at rehearsal the other night and this fucked somebody up Sorry It didn't mean to throw you a curve does not open for a bad rehearsal guy

I think baby practice guys get a more lady. Bad practice guy is gonna be at the roast, I believe, right? Yeah. Yeah. We got all the cool people coming. Love some BPM. Oh, the cool people. And I should mention our friend Casey, Dirtnap Casey,

who messaged me right before the show and said she's too tired to come on the show today. She's just laying out a fucking dab in port with one arm over her forehead. She's in her 20s. What's wrong with this woman? Holy shit. Anyway, she will be in Rochester for the roast. So I do what it has out of roast joke for Casey, said it my way.

Hey folks, if there was ever a good reason to come to the roast, it's Vic isn't going to be there. Correct. That's true. It's good for it. Hey Carl it's you boy. It's just interesting how the so-called audio engineer wants to nip pick the hard K on Vic but he doesn't want to talk about those fucking those themes where the woman isn't even in the same dimension as a microphone. Like, it's 80 bucks for a share of microphone. It's about another 20 bucks for some sound proofing. All right. Can that bitch please just invest some money?

I'll even get it for. Targeting your address. All right. Thanks. Don't call me back. What's he talking about? He's saying the Vic is a Vic sounds terrible. Is that what he's saying was that about you? I just I'm only here for the tits. Yeah, no, I know that it doesn't matter what the microphone I thought I won't do that, too. What are you vaping by the way? What do you vape over there? Oh? It's just nicotine. Oh, you're just a nicotine person.

Yeah. Interesting. I used to be weed, but now the military, the man tells me I can't. They tasked for that regularly? How was your husband? Yeah. My husband's fine.

He's gonna, he's getting out of the military. So he will be smoking weed and I'm gonna start beating him up. Interesting. And she's not a bad. Not making fucking noise during my show. Well, he's in the bathroom watching his little YouTube videos like a autistic kid. So in the bathroom watching YouTube videos. Yeah, he's hoping he poops for like two hours. He's just said that

right now. Looking at the mirror going, what did you do? Yeah, got paperwork now. God damn it. What are you doing? Kind of in the bathroom is something that adult men do when they have children? Where they're just at home with their wife. That's a bad sign. He's just like regroup Just go back out there You got this Mr. Beck. Don't look into the eyes. You got this stare at the tits just stare at the tits You can do this. Hey, Carl, I heard there's some gay metadjoke where people are in San Francisco,

something shooting, you know, I was there too. Wow. Well, sorry, sorry. Bye. Okay. This same friend bit is, is ending pretty abruptly. Actually, by Karendi calls in, that's the guy who started this whole thing. Hey, Carl, it's the San Francisco bike guy and I am here to say enough is enough.

The bit is dead. The bit dies like five weeks ago. Every time somebody calls in about a bit, producer Chris gets an extra pound of grease in his hair and Julie Egar finds out for another episode. So you really want that? No, leave me to my broadcasting, or my broadcasting, of the broadcasting, okay? I'm sorry I ever called.

This is the last time you will ever hear the tale of biker Andy farewell gigia all right biker Andy officially saying the bit is over never again over it is over oh I did is this biker Hey, Carl, bike or Andy from San Francisco here. Fuck, I just wanted to plug some dates, you know, I have some upcoming rides. Monday, July 18th, I'll be on Grant Street, cruising through Chinatown. Okay. The next day, Tuesday, July 19th, I'll be riding along the market Darrow. Please bring rotten eggs, soft tomatoes, anything. Unfortunately, firearms are banned in the entire state of California, so you won't be able to bring any of

those. But yeah, you'll find me. I'll be there playing WACP. All right. Sounds good. You can go check out Biker Andy in the Bay area. We're hoping we should get a website that updates people on where he's gonna be. You should put like a webcam on him at all times. Yeah, like the bird's nest. We just see where Biker Andy is. That's actually not a bad idea.

Just follow him around to be eventually murdered. Yeah, yeah, that's good. Well, listen to the W-A-T-F. See, right, which is fitting. Remember you were saying how you showed up to our Ice of Top Show the other day, and you were blown away by Jenny Jingles and the Buccaque queen, singing with Kroge, doing a little Joe Cocker.

Well, the Buccaque queen called into the show here. We haven't heard from her in a little while take a call it's too much to be clean I haven't called in a while because I've been on a band there but oh close I said hi thank you Carl now I'm just kidding this man I'm sorry you put him on fucking shit god damn it called play my shit yeah man he totally had us that one I thought for sure that

was like oh my gosh it's so nice the Bokakki Queen came up for air yeah it should have been more gurgling sir if you really wanted to get a vid so all right this is a listener of if I were you that was the show we just reviewed from Amir and Jake the college humor guys you look at him like you All right, this is a listener of, if I were you, that was the show we just reviewed from Amir and Jake, the college humor guys, you're looking to be like, you don't know what I'm talking about. I think I listened to that. I do.

Hey, Carl, I was a listener for, if I were you, I was like a listener since like day one of theirs actually. And they are guilty of this new thing called male vocal fry. Yeah, sure. You just sort of talk well like this. Yeah, you're a guy, so you think you can get away with having vocal fry. in local fri. But if you listen back to the episode, they just like trail author sentences like the, yeah. And it's this, I guess it's an L.A. thing or a

California thing. It sucks so much to listen to. Anyway, call me back. That was the one critique I got from our episode. We mentioned they had male vocal fry, but apparently not enough Yeah, people are like why aren't we talking about this more those guys were so difficult to listen to they brought No energy to their show and they had male vocal fry That's you're really excited for next week's episode with this red scare red scare. That's gonna be exciting Christ holy shit Nothing worse and getting communist mad at you

Never goes well rich communist. Yeah. Oh, I know right. Oh the bus kind of communist the rich kind You think they're donating most of that to the poor. I'm sure they are sure Okay, my mother-in-law called in from time to time. I point out my mother-in-law's is the show Uh-huh, Calden. From time to time, I point out my mother-in-law's into the show. And of course, there's been a lot of talk about my wife lately, who happens to be the daughter of my mother-in-law. Sure. Hey, Carl. This is your mother-in-law. This is how I talk. I don't take a sense of assisting the gaping assholes, the three cocks, and one butthole. It's okay. Jenny Jingle tells me about on your honeymoon

where she pegged you with a BBC. So I'm used to it so keep it filthy. Call me back. She told you about that. She put the whole British broadcasting corporation in your ass hole. Can you believe it? It's a lot of microphones. I word a lot that day. Today and pick a dilly. It's a lot of microphones. I word a lot that day. Today, it'd pick a dilly. Woo! All right. I think that Gary from San Diego might have been drunk

when he made this call. No. Hey, Carl. Gary from San Diego. White power. Whoa! No. Gary.

It's so spicy. I didn't expect that out of you. Can we really not play Gary calls anymore? Carter told me I can't. He's Carter started doing you a big favor. He told me it's copyright. So I don't know if I can anymore. I respect copyright.

Yes, I know you do. Very much. Very much. All right. Paco called into the show. Hey, Carl, he's his Paco. Hey, I just wanted to call and leave you six to seven

pointless, rambling voicemails in the dogs that you play them all the time, man. Yes. Remember, I'm the only Mexican caller, so you have to blame it or I'll feel a racist. Yes, see. Oh, I'm going to go eat tacos. All right, back up.

Good call, my friend. All right, this is the last call we have. This one comes in from our boy Gary. He's got an updated report on Suthering John. Hey, Carl Gary here. You remember when John's mom had that leaky hole in her roof and had the vacuah? Yeah, 52 years ago.

Similar problems migrated to California, Kanoga Park. John admitted on his Tuesday show that he's got a leak in a shower. So rather than fix it when having a professional come by, he talked to a neighbor who had a friend of a friend who come by, puts a hole in the dry well and they tried to patch together a fix for the leaky shower. Not sure if it's fixed or not, got a nice hole in his wall where the shower was, doesn't sound like it was professionally patched or anything or painted over. Just kind of a quick John Slapdash method of a fixing thing. I hope that doesn't hurt the value of his condo in Kenoga Park. You know, sounds sincere about that sir.

He can shower. Stupid of the toilet. Come on. Come on. Come on. By the way, wasn't he the fucking super for a while? Yes, like he should know how to fix it. You would think. Yeah. Instead, he's got to get a friend over him, a friend of a friend. He's not the super. He's the dooper.

Yeah. All right, well, thank you, Gary, for the update. Remember everybody, hashtag, SJ Army, let's support Stuttering John. Let's start super chatting. Let's start subscribing. Whatever we can do to get this guy back on his game. He needs confidence. We need to get him back. Vanny, you're with me. Can somebody mail him a shower wall?

Yeah, I need to do a shower wall. He could patch it with Cours cans. I don't know his problem. That's waterproof. I stuffed Cours cans into the hole. What can't these things do? Oh, cost me a lot of buddy. I was gonna return those. Thank you so much. Once again for coming on the show where our friend Casey just cannot manage to spend 15 minutes pulling up her webcam. It is a lot of effort. You know, I got to find a good shirt.

Gotta get the tips out. Yeah, well, the whole effort. You're nailing it. I think it's more of a job for you to put them away. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys. Okay, folks.

Guess what? The episodes. Oh, wow. I was in The episodes? Oh, wow! That was a great episode! That was really great! I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye!

Ah, Carl, I love you. But again, we're only here for one thing. Alright, with the briefcase, we're only here for one thing. And that is for me to get the fuck out of here. U-ba-bye. I don't know. Who gives a shit? Why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here. Uba-bye. I don't know who gives a shit. Why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here.

That's a lot of goodbyes I have on this board. It's the world wasn't getting worse this podcast wouldn't exist. Bye, Beck. Good to see you. Bye, Barrow. Bye, Vinnie. Have fun with your pizzas.

Oh, pizza hut just put out a pepperoni stuffed cheese crust. You think I don't know that? They also have a tits lovers. That's true. I have a big fan of. It's got extra cheese on it. It's my wife's favorite. All right, bye, bye.