Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep327 - Red Scare

Episode Date: July 17, 2022

This week we check in on the "dirtbag left," (their term, not mine) and try to figure out who's the dullest person in the room. These people could suck the energy out of a nuclear power plant. Also, I'm an idiot because I didn't realize one of the hosts is in the show Succession. My bad. Jim Florentine and Chrissie Mayr both join us live in studio to try to figure out why this show is so successful and why everyone can't become rich with a podcast. We then hear Vito Gesualdi calling out Frank Pellegrino and put Frank (who was also in studio) on the spot. Then the fun begins as we check out "Teachers Off Duty," a show where teachers complain about having to work. This is where Chrissie gets especially spicy. For the record, I think teachers are all heroes and that guns are bad. https://jimflorentine.com/ https://www.chrissiemayr.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Tickets for the roast: http://creepoffroast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yeah, I'm in the room with all the wood paneling, finally. Jim mentioned what he got here is just like, who would think this is just such a nice little neighborhood here. That all this crazy shit's going on on the internet. It's amazing that so much studying John content comes from one house. Yeah, just this one house. You never know what driving by. So like we have some giant sides in the front or anything that wants signs about it.

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Did they get a bun? She know why. Yeah. That was a thing of that. Yeah. And then Casey's antiquing or something? Oh, Jesus. She is the oldest woman I know.

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have not discussed it with the other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Anna Kay and Dasha, and we'll say, because I can't speak Russian. And the episode I listen to, a fourth of July special from these folks with their guest Curtis Yarvan. And you guys all listen to this episode, right?

So yeah, it's not, this is not a period podcast. It's about communism, I guess. I guess, well, they could send themselves the dirt bag left. And in general, they're kind of like anti-establishment and cynical and I kind of like it, honestly. Like a lot of stuff they say. I'm like, all right, yeah, I can get behind some of this.

The more like, oh, are these sort of just confused libertarians? A little bit. They kind of are a little all over the place. Yeah. The two women who host it, both are, came over from Russia, I think, but they're Americans now. One is kind of good looking.

Of course, I immediately look them all up on Instagram because that's how you really know. That's how you know, good to show it. Yeah, one's kind of cute, one's kind of daiki. I think one used to be an actress or something like that. I was looking it up to. First of all, when you sent this over, you know, there's the podcast and I'm listening to it like 20 minutes in.

I was mad at you. I'm like, it's motherfucker. I gotta listen to this shit. This is what I do to people. I know it was so mad. Yeah, I was like sucks. Cause it's just so boring. Let's start off right there.

Because this is how the show starts off. Um, anyway, um, how's it going? How's it going? Um, well, you were just telling us how you're going to send your kids to scorerlion. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I have, I have, I have well, you know, I've moved, um, permanently or temporarily or partially to a liberal west coast city and energy level is amazing. I feel like it's on half speed.

Yeah. It's like it's on 50%. They just put it that like you got to have some energy in a pod. Someone dozed me or something. I've listened to this. I'm like, whoa, bro. We're in the car list of this.

I had to put it up to like one and a half. You're driving 40 miles per hour on the through way. You don't even know it. Maybe everyone, all these types of people think sounding like NPR is some sort of... Yeah, makes you smarter. ...and into a spy or two. I think so too, because these people definitely

think that the smartest people in the room at all times. Oh, they do so fucking smart. They read a lot of books. So many books. Between the three of these fuckers, I bet they spent like half a million dollars on education, but it's like, I didn't learn one fucking thing.

Oh, you didn't? So I love that this guy has the same energy that they do and I was just thinking what if I was on their show? Wouldn't that be fun if they like introduced me? Anyway, how's it going? I am fantastic, Anna. Thank you so much for having me. I'm so excited to be on the red scare podcast. Holy shit, $55,000 a month on Patreon, you guys are killing it. How do you do it? I think they've done.

I'm gonna kick me out. I'm gonna kick you out. You're coming in with a little too much energy. Let's try that again. I'm sending you from maybe a red area. I don't know if that's how this guy normally talks, but I found him the most frustrating of the three. Yeah, I guess he's not, I thought he was a regular

on a podcast with them when I dug in the old podcast. It's not he's just a guest thought he was a regular on a podcast with them when I dug in the whole podcast. It's not, he's just a guest, which made it boring. But then again, they'll have like a Steve Bannonon, they had Alex Jones on, so they play both sides, I think. But just that they make over $50,000 a month on Patreon is just insane. I'm like, what am I doing wrong? Everything. Apparently.

It's unbelievable. It's just like I just woke up and just drawn in the microphone for like an hour and a half and I can have 12,000 Patreon members. I'm gonna sound stupid if people are gonna make fun of me, but there's some type of weird relationship between Comtown and Chapo, Trap House and Red Square. Like they all kind of orbit in the same universe.

Really? Okay. Somehow when they all make a shit ton of money. How do we orbit? How do we get into this orbit? I don't know if there's an opening stout roast, is gone. Can we be the third like on the cup town now? Why do you think, Grecie?

Does he like diabetic or something? That's what I imagine. You think he wants to foot? That's why he loves to podcast. That'd be the reason to stay. A lot of podcasts would be my opinion. I don't know. We'd get off the road.

I noticed that this guy Curtis can never finish a sentence. They're constantly all interrupting each other all the time. I think it's because the pace is so slow. They're just like someone's got to step in and do something. They need to be sent to a public school. And especially like to build character. To build character. And one that is really in the heart of power in a way, I mean, not the way New York is, but in its own way. And like to feel, and also. Do you think it's here to stay?

Yeah, I don't think that there's, you know, nothing changes really. Like, you're rearing your children as Mac of a... I have sent you a clip. I don't know if like, it's the same thing as what's playing right now, but it was starting at 428 where he says like eight times. Oh, yeah, I have that too So I just lost it real quick because this guy never finishes a sentence. No everything ends with and

So It's just fucking make a point. I think he has a tick where he has to repeat a word three times sometimes He does he's not good at talking. Well, I think actually that sort of level of kind of, well, you know, there's this great Persian word, Ketman, that Jizlo Malosh wrote about, you know, Jizlo Ketman. So, um, Good answer. Yeah.

The saying knows the right answer to that question. You know about this? No. That's his, that's he only wants to hear. He wants to be the only one talking on this whole show. He, he, he, he gets so mad when people interrupt him. He loves to be asked questions. Do you want to get to that interrupting,

part real quick? Can you remind me of like my college professor that I would just drawn on and I would just daydream. Like this is so fucking boring. It's so boring. That's exactly what it's like. I don't even have ADD, but I have ADD listening to this motherfucker.

I wanted to like interrupt and go, guys, you're in a show. You don't have to do a show right now. The Mike's are on. The Mike's are on. You're recording this. It's gonna go out of the internet. Do you want to like perk up a little bit?

Act like you're doing a show for a second. Maybe when you subscribe on Patreon, they will send you Adderall. Like maybe that comes with it. That must be it. Yeah. Cause some people said not like merch, these people just have riddling.

That you got here. Okay, thank you. Now cured of my ADD. So this is him, you know, he's the guest on this show. And they wanna ask him a question. He says, nope, I have a story to tell. Before we get, you know, we're on the subject of East versus West and I wanted to get this back to ask you can I tell a story and then you

can ask me it's a short story okay I was I was at I was at um um your him has been last fall I was at your I was at, I was at, um, um, Yoram Hazon last fall. I was at Yoram Hazonese National Conservatives and some conference and. I love that story. You're interrupting for this bullshit. Holy crap, they're trying to interview you. He's like, yeah, I had a shut up.

I have a story that I want to tell you. So I turn this into a multiple part or because this is a great story that he wants to tell. Yes, I drop them for. Man, this guy, he's pretty controversial. You know, when he's hanging out with people at a conference or something, he says some crazy ass shit. It's got hot takes.

I went outside in the smoking area and there was this little group of people and one of them was a Hungarian. So a bunch of Hungarians had come to this thing and they were like urbanists, right? And they were talking about Europe and European civilization and Hungary as like the last bastion of saving Europe and the European tradition and finally I had enough and so I'm like Hungary But isn't that in Asia? Oh So I'm like Hungry

But isn't that in Asia Let's go They were really angry And it though am I to dumb to find that funny is this a fucking smart person's joke? I don't know you're what is that Asia? And this all happened on a smoke break. A serious conversation about it. It's all on a smoke break.

All these people are a lot of fun. Instead of going, I fucking hate my boss. This place sucks. I gotta get outta here. I gotta quit cigarettes. No, they talked about this. Talking about, oh my gosh, I think Hungary's probably the last hope for Europe.

I get what it's not even in Europe. What? Fucking hot, take McGee over here. Holy shit. All of his stories are just opportunities for him to brag about something. He's Mr. Oh, when I studied abroad. And the rest of the story is like nothing.

It's just, it's just he wanted to bring something up. Yeah. Honestly, I believe Stuttering John Moore, when he talks about saying something and all the kids in the classroom are applauding him and jumping up and down. I believe that more than this guy said. I think Huggers and Asian are always like,

whoa, what are we gonna do with that information only shit? So now we finally get to the point where I'm by the way I'm just gonna keep calling whoever's talking Anna because I can't tell the two apart so it's always Anna Yeah, okay, so then Anna finally asks him this question that he she wanted to ask him before he interrupted her with that story Well, we can come back to that my question is you believe in God Do I believe in God? Wow, that's a really interesting question. Why is that taught?

I think the way that- Either yes or no, or that's interesting. Oh, really, it's not that taught. When this guy says interesting, I think it's his way of saying fuck you. Yeah, right. What an interesting story. I have an interesting story.

Yeah, plus your heart. What's your heart with that question? Wow. All right. So, I think he's trying to outsmart himself with his answer to this, because it doesn't even make sense. You know, one way to sort of ask that question is to answer it with another question, which is, do you believe in him, lad?

One way to ask that question is to answer it with another question. That's not a sentence. I'm going to redirect this question to something that I, yeah, let's talk about something that I wanna talk about instead. Yes or no? I just imagine like talking to this guy at a party, he's that, you know, from Brooklyn,

you're at some douchebag party and he's like, oh, you do stand up, oh, that's interesting. So, you know, how do you come up with your ideas? Do you have guys that, you know, just like, oh, my God, I gotta get away from this. Yeah, I gotta be a great story for you. So I was in a home group. Yeah, I was in a home group. I was in a home group., I gotta get away from this Yeah, I need to be a great story for you. So I was in hungry. Yeah You're just telling you

You just stand up. You ever do anything about hungry? Yeah, the history of just a lot of comedy. Yeah, I'm like yeah Speaking of comedy I don't know if he's doing a patent-notswalt impression or patents doing an impression of him But just theater of the mind. Pretend this is patent talking. Katmahn, you know, in Mollosion, and this is from Mollosha's book, The Captive Mind, which is, um, came out in like 61 62 or something like that. And it's really, you know, this sort of marvelous meditation on just or well, in a zone.

And, um, and even selling shit, Pat, even selling shit bet we would be talking about. Yeah, like what the fuck are you talking about? Can you tell a joke at some point? Can you be interesting? And now we're seeing him showing some energy like he actually is voice a little bit. All right. All right, this is another thing that you picked up on,

Chris, because you sent me some notes to how to time and we get into this hot K-hole talk. Which I thought I was at a K-hole, listening to the show. He has a chapter on Ketman, which is again a Persian word, meaning it's like tekea and not ketamine. Ketamine is like tekea.

The, the, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta- I'm sorry, Jonathan. Again, a Persian word meaning it's like tequila and not ketamine. Ketamine is the, the funny you should say. But the. Why are you on? Are you on ketamine? I'm not on ketamine.

I'm on ketamine. I will disclose that, someone gave me a ketamine for the first time ever at a party like two nights ago. You sure it wasn't two minutes ago? I was gonna see you guys. And did he continue about what happened? No.

No, he just ended it right there. He just ended it right there. Like finally something interesting. Oh yeah, you took some drugs in there, yeah, but anyway, so I was talking about the whole thing. Yeah, let me go back to Hungary and you were the Shenmue break. He's too referencing, he's too in his head. Like, I would love to listen to him

just completely like obliterated, like super high or super drunk. And just talking about- Don't think that's what this is. I was just worried about his upper-kunus. Oh, he's too referencing. All right, so Anna is like, oh, kind of mean, that's fucking rad.

Anna, you don't take a lot of drugs to move me at my age, you know, I'm like, oh, I don't know. Katamene's pretty cool. Maybe I was, kind of mean, it's fucking rad. You know, it takes a lot of drugs to move me at my age, you know, I'm like, I don't know. Academy is pretty cool. Maybe I was going to be, it's pretty cool. I'll give her that. So this is now the agree with everything, shall we? Well, yeah, because in the late Soviet in a falling empire, there might like overstate regime propaganda in a way.

Yes. And being overzealous, overlipenatical, you're actually signaling to the in crowd, the cognizant that you are actually doing resistance. Right, right, right, right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I'm not putting together a compilation. This is a clip from the show.

That's what I say too. I wish I could be a guest on the show. I just like, yeah, I'm not sure about that. Whoa, what the fuck? That's always a good podcast or radio show when God, I just be like, yeah, I'm not sure about that. Whoa, what the fuck? That's always a good podcast or radio show when everyone agrees. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, Chris, he was saying earlier, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Like, Jim was saying that. What do you think and then just agree? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think? Holy shit. But I think that's also part of his tick. Yeah.

And I hate people who use the word right when they're talking. So, you know, the Hungarian Empire right? Well what happened right was you know in the early 19th century right? I don't know. You're the one fucking talking. I don't know if you're right or not I don't know if you're gonna be looking this up in real time. I don't know All right, so this is funny because they get into some analysis of AOC and this is some brilliant analysis right here They don't know what the fuck to think I getting to some analysis of AOC, and this is some brilliant analysis right here. They don't know what the fuck to think.

I think that clip that's been circulating of AOC where she's like, I'm doing my nails as an act of reclamation, could almost be seen. Wow, it could almost be seen as well. Yeah, absolutely. Right, right, because it's actually, she like has the sense of humor to know that in a way she's parodying herself.

Yeah, I mean, it's hard to say that in a way she's parodying itself. I mean, it's hard to say, right? Like we can't. Yeah, yeah. But who would actually say that? Like no one would actually be that like ditsy like. Well, that's this job thing too, is it doesn't even really matter. Well, you know, it's, I mean. Oh, okay.

Was AOC joking when she said that? I mean, it doesn't matter. She's smart enough to have it be a joke, but maybe it wasn't. But I don't know. Does it even matter? The people who try to sell you common it's common is never actually Participated in like in themselves like they're just of course now. That's not fun being a peasant a safe distance Working for other people it sucks. No one wants to do that

So I found the aoc clip that they're talking about right so that we could maybe analyze it figure out what's going on here Hello everybody happy Friday and I say happy because joy to can be an active resistance. I want to talk about personal acts of reclamation because sometimes people will say there's nothing I can do I can't do I feel so powerless and of powerless. And there is no act too small that you can engage in. And even today I have a personal errand. I need to redo my nails. And I've decided that I'm going to use my new manicure as almost like a personal act of reclamation for me in my story. Is she serious?

Was she serious? She's lucky she's got a nice Latino ass. No shit. You know, when that's time guy called around. Dude, Alex, did you see that video? Yeah, it's great. So I messaged him after that. Because I'm like, Alex, you just did the thing

that's during John talked about for 10 months and couldn't pull off. And Alex told me back, he's like, it's not that hard to find politicians on the Capitol steps, guys. Saring John complaining about not having a camera crew complaining about like, Alex really took his one arm.

And did it all in selfie mode. And did it like 10 minutes. It was brilliant too. It's great to make it in the rounds, to sign all the shows and everything. Alan said just call it an IOC for awesome dumper. And everyone's talking about it. Meanwhile, John's like,

are you a Senator or Congressman? What do you think about Elon Musk putting Coke back in Coca-Cola? A certain, come back. Don't you know who I am? That was a pretty funny question. Sorry, I didn't mean to get off on a sidetracked like that. So I think the AC was being serious there

because apparently she was brought up a very religious and you couldn't paint your nails. So now she's saying, I'm gonna go get my nails done because of this Roe v. Wade thing. I gotta take it back, take back my power. Yeah, I don't believe her. Can you get my nails painted? You're not gonna find it.

She's from Westchester? No, I don't believe it. Okay, I don't know. What do I know? Where's the proof? Where's the, I can't. She's from Westchester, no, I don't believe that. Okay, I don't know. What do I know? Where's the proof? Where's the, I need pictures of her childhood hands with no paint on them. Then I'll believe her.

I want to see some from a bartending pictures when she's to bartend. Yeah. I think I have a few of those actually. Just personally, I keep them. You know that, like every guy in that neighborhood was just hanging out at the bar, just looking at a r Is every time she poured a drink

Oh, yeah, hoping a day to wear it down Wait the drinks are really expensive, but so what? Absolutely. She's one of those bartenders like she's across the street, but what I Choose to like people commenting on her luscious Latina booty. Yeah, well, I guess Alex dies out of guy that she wants hitting on her I guess not really not her guy that she wants. Hit it got her. I guess not. Not her type. All right. So they classified the show as a comedy show. Did you know that? No.

What? Because I listened to some older episodes. Yeah. There's no comedy. Not a lot of laughs. Well, I found a spot where there are some laughs. So we can figure out what the comedy part is. So it's sort of like COVID regulation in a way where everyone now is at and screw

all this stuff. I'll take a look. You don way where everyone now is at screw this stuff. I'll take a look at the seaworth on this podcast. Just kidding, go on. Yes. It's, it's like this new virus. It's been good. Oh,

I think that's a pretty good one. I didn't care this. Gotta give it to him. You're right, I missed a missed that part. I was looking for some common aim. I just skipped over him. You're right, I missed that part. I was looking for some comedy, I must have skipped over. I think I was snoring during that part. How long did you take him to figure that out, dude? He's like, I can't say COVID.

What if I said, there's a new virus. Oh, good one, Curtis. No fucking bad. Slaying. Kill it. Let's talk about what happens if a black person dead names, right? Because this isn't an interesting conundrum. Like, what do you do about that?

Well, my question is, yeah, what happens if a black person dead names? And I actually do know the answer to this. To that set up. Yeah, it's tricky. He's called a pilot, you racist. That's the answer. If it black person dead name someone, I don't know. A pilot?

No, you know what? Maybe that's the wrong setup. Maybe I'm thinking of a different setup actually. Now that I think about it, I could be off on that. These are the important questions that are only asked on red scare. Then we need to get to the bottom of it. Because I know they were talking about clearance Thomas. You want to talk about that?

Unless it's not in order with what you wanted to talk about. I don't have an order. Okay. We can just go. I think it's funny because they're talking about how, yeah, clearance Thomas should run for president. I think it illustrates like how fucking dumb these people are. Imagine, I mean, you know, what if is there any law saying that clearance Thomas, I mean,

we're all looking for presidential candidates in 2024. Imagine if Clarence Thomas ran. I think I want hell dog V Trump again. I want to do it all over again, babe. Really? Do you think she will? We miss Hillary. I want you think she'll push Biden aside like the decrepit shambling wreckies

I would love it the decrepit shambling wreck. Well, there's all it's like this like nation of I mean Trump is it I want Clarence Thomas to run and to make I believe I can fly his campaign You know it's there's noises been made. I don't get it. I don't either None of them brought up that like a Supreme Court that they would never leave a lifetime appointment, like a gig for a life. Yeah. To what?

Maybe to run and maybe win. Yeah, it seems like a bad strategy. It's dumb. Also, doesn't everyone hate Clarence Thomas right now is he like the most hated person? Like there's people actively outside of his house trying to fuck with him at all times. They were joking.

Like, oh, people are calling him the N word. Yeah. Actually, the only funny thing they brought up was the Nick Mullen joke. I was so surprised that they had referenced Nick Mullen. I was like, these people are all, they're surprising me left and right. Yeah.

Honestly, I went into this thinking that I was gonna hate everything about it. And there are parts of it that I actually can get with. The production of it is horrible. It's un parts of it that I actually can get with. Like the production of it, it's horrible. It's unlistedable because it's so boring. Right. They don't take, they don't take the far left everything far left. And that's it.

Not everything else is bad. It's not like stirring John, where it's just talking point, talking point, talking. Right. They don't take, yeah, I even listened to them, but they're abortion stuff. They go, you just got to go drive to another state to go kill a baby. You know what I mean? They made sense about it. Like it's not going to be, it's not going to be outlawed. You could still get an abortion, but you know, you just got to go drive to another state to go kill a baby. You know what I mean? They made sense about it. It's not going to be, it's not going to be outlawed.

You could still get an abortion, but you know, you can have to go drive two hours ago. Yeah. It's almost like the people who are shutting down freeways in LA are kind of stupid. So this is, this is not the law here. You know that right? Right. And like just like they have other people on, which I'm surprised. I mean, that's, you know, I give them credit and this is based out of Brooklyn, which

you would think that they wouldn't. Yeah, just be completely far left, but to have Alex Jones on, yeah, no shit, you know, so one of the girls has Instagram photos with her going shooting with Alex Jones and half her comics of comments are like, wow, that's great. And the other half was like, what's wrong with you?

You're hanging out with a white supremacist. Yeah. So I guess I give them somewhat great. Sorry, I rolled that by the way. I was very angry at Alex Jones at the time, without, I feel like he's lying a lot. So here's another clip where these people are just trying to be the smartest people you've ever heard on a podcast.

This is an extremely reductive and trite way of encapsulating everything we've just said that the way to think of history is not what we would have thought of the ancients, but what the ancients would have thought of us. That's right, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I use that one all the time and people are like, what?

The vocal fry is brutal. And I always just picture myself with this woman that's talking would be good and bad. She'd be a fucking dud. She oh yes. No fun. No nothing just laid air. Pillow princess. Yeah no no energy whatsoever. But the vocal fry between Baltimore you can't even tell like you said you can't tell the two voices because the bolt doing the same imitation of each other. Right. It's the sweaty balls. Like you can't talk like that. they can't talk like that in real life

I would hope not there's no way. Yeah, I think they just got to you know I just gonna be a laid-backed podcast. Well, it's don't you know what they should do. They should be a snooze alarm This would be an interesting way to like wake up in the morning. Hey, Carl I love listen to podcasts like I can't listen to old ONA or Stern clips on YouTube Yeah, I listen them all the time, but I can't fall asleep. I'm just too much energy to push. It's too entertaining. But this is perfect. This is perfect.

This is perfect. Yeah, when you're falling asleep, we're just waking up with the morning. I kind of like, okay, yeah. Yeah, I gotta ease it and do it a little bit. I should play this podcast on bridges so that people jump sooner. We're clear the way.

Even the man has vocal fry. Yes, yeah, there's a lot of male vocal fry. So you heard him just say the way to look at history is how people in history would perceive us. Like, oh, wow, that's. Oh, narcissistic. I know, I know. I was just thinking like,

do you think Mozart would want to talk to me about electric guitar? Because I'd get bored of that conversation. Like, okay, what if I'm who cares? Mozart would never talk to me for any reason. Probably to, so. So then he says, like, okay, what if I'm who cares? Well, it's hard, it wouldn't be for that. I'd talk to me for any reason. Probably to a toe. So then he says, yeah, I like to talk to people about that all the time.

It's one of the things that I bring up, which shows he doesn't have a personality. If he has pre-programmed things, he talks to people about. And it's funny because apparently, when he met Anna, that was the thing he talked to her about. I mean, the way I sometimes ask this question

is a lot of people, are you a better or worse person than the average of your four grandparents? I think you asked me that actually, a person. I might have. Yeah, I might have. That's what I do. I go around and ask people to say questions.

Right, so like I said at a party, that's the question I got would ask. I said I go, hey, was the fucking beer. Right. You know what I mean? So this guy, that's what you got. Are you better worse than your grandparents at podcasting?

I'm way better. Look, I got a nice buzz on. We have to go through this right now. I'm mind up that chicken the corn over there. I don't give a fuck. In his pocket, he has a laminated card with conversation starters on. Yeah. Yeah, like, like I do with blackjack ants.

He's pulling that thing out and going, I'll be in gym 14. Hey, Jim, your grandparents, what do you think about them versus like what you've done with your life? Yeah, or like the baseball players they go. I got the card now. Yeah, you see how they pull it out to look Who's what position to run right? Yeah, so that's a little cheat sheet. Yeah, yeah, a little cheat sheet What else did you pick up on Chrissy? I noticed yeah Curtis really hates being interrupted I also like they all had interesting ways of pronouncing this guy that was like a, like, not, either Nazi or Nazi adjacent. He was like, definitely, like, I don't know, the CFO of Nazis or something.

What was his name? Gerbels? Yeah, the propaganda. The propaganda guy and they all, you just think the way that Curtis pronounces his name is so funny, because it reminds me of like the South Park turkey character. For example the way media worked in East Germany and not in East and in Nazi Germany was that it was basically controlled by the propaganda ministry under Givils. Right? Givils! Givils! Givils! Givils! Givils! GIVOLES!

Apparently that's the proper way to do it because I'm guessing this guy knows more about that than I do. I'm going to throw that out there as a positive bill. Yeah, probably. Yeah, my God. Who gets a shit? It was a long time ago. I'm going to give it to you, man. I've released seven movies about it.

Can we move on? That's how you really pronounce his name. Then I would just never bring him up. That's right. That's not worth it. Yeah, you know that Nazi guy propaganda. Yeah, I know. I right. That's not worth it. Yeah. You don't have Nazi guys propaganda. Yeah. I'm a good bus.

Brothers and bitch. Well, I know, I know, I know, I know. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. The other thing that you picked up on was this jussie small at conversation that they had. They talk about they basically they wish jie Smollett would assassinate a politician and like they go completely unchecked and they're just kind of like, yes, in each other.

Yeah, that's what they do. It's kind of fun, actually, not, I think about it. Say something about rage, everyone's just like, yeah, that makes sense. That sounds good. Oscar, I see. Oh my God. Oscar, Oscar, I think assassinating Trump would be the perfect.

This is why Jussie Smolette chose the wrong career track. He should have assassinated a Malcolm N'Amaga country instead of making a crime. That would have been an amazing, what he'd still do. I mean, that would be an amazing redemption arc. This is Trump country.

This was a mega-concrete. Well, when he said he was recognized off of yeah that show Is it possible to contact the Nigerian bodybuilders? Could you have them on this show? We don't have we tried to have the bodybuilder on the show reason we tried to get Bo Tego Bro, and he we a burn on reaching out to anyone Only I know. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay like him. Yeah, right. That would be kind of a redemption thing. But why would a politician that had nothing to do with what was going on? No, of course not. They were talking about Abe Lincoln

and if John Wilkes Booth hadn't shot him and how everything would be so different and they were like, oh, John Wilkes Booth, he wasn't like a small time actor. He was like a Brad Pitt level. What's their Brad Pitt level actors back then? I don't know. Where people traveling from all around

to see John Williams booth in a play, probably not. I would imagine. The game shot Reagan's like on tour right now with his band. So, really? Yeah. Yeah, he's out of jail and everything. Yeah. He's out of jail.

He's talking, he's firing arms. Yeah, I know. He's talking about gun control. Yeah, maybe there's too many guns out there. 17-year-old shouldn't have an AR-15. I want to go do that. They had actually won a fun. This is why I hate these people

because they don't take any risks on any fun tangents. Somebody brings up Black Hitler and they should have gone into it. They kept saying, don't Google it, don't Google it. It would have been far more interesting than whatever they were talking about. I have the clip if you want to play. Okay, okay.

It's black, right? Well, you know, I know we're getting past monarchy here. We're getting past monarchy and proposing a whole black punta. A whole black punta, right? You know, and not black Hitler. I was just like, do not Google the flip. Whatever you do, do not Google the phrase black Hitler. But, um, I'm telling you to it, y'all. What do I do? do not do it. It is not safe for work, but

Don't indefinitely don't use like Dolly or whatever, but the I would never I'm not in on this joke What's gonna happen if you Google? Is that like saying candy made of the mirrors? Is kitty porn gonna come up and the fucking feds are gonna be at your house. Yeah, yeah. The RPD is gonna be at my house. Well, they're gonna be here anyway, but. There are several things that come up when you Google blackout there.

Like one guy's just like a pimp that refers to himself as blackout. I'm like, let's let's talk about that. That's that's more. So do you understand why he said don't do that? Like it's so taboo. Do you even got it? I don't understand. He thinks it's so he like makes it seem like it's so scandalous.

And then he's feeling like, oh, it's not a big deal. It's not even anything. Right, yeah, because he's like Hitler and then black people don't do it because it might something crazy might come up. I'm a liberal. So you shouldn't even saying black. He should be saying African-American. Yeah.

Oh, is that anything else? Yeah, I think that's where he's going. Like, don't even do it. He's so afraid of racist. Yeah, yeah. Guys, I have to tell you, I understood the show. I'm not the right level. I don't think I understood the show at all.

You know, I'm talking to you guys about it. It's like, I'm like, wait, is that what it was? Holy shit, I had no idea. But then, like, I listened to another episode where it just given sex advice. And it wasn't that bad. Like, they were saying, yeah, like, you know, you just lay there, don't make any noise.

Yeah, it's over yet. Like, over and over again. And shit like that. And like, yeah, like, you, you know, boyfriend, plow away some other chick, just don't get any noise. Yeah, it's over yet, over and over. And shit like that. And like, yeah, like, you know, boyfriend, plow away some other chick, just don't get jealous. So they were actually kind of amusing. Interesting. Yeah, so it was something, instead of this fucking bore,

talking about communism. Who wants to hear this? Well, so they're talking about shit that I've never heard of in my life. And maybe that's on me. But it's interesting because Anna asked for clarification on this one and gets no response for it. And she had risen up through the party ranks

and was on the American Polypura. Most people don't know that the US had a Polypura. I didn't, I did not know that. They had a Polypura. A Polypura? A Polypura? The US had a Polypura. A polypure? A polypure? The US had a polypure. And these were significant people, right?

These were polypure. These were significant people, right? You know, and thanks for the clarification. Oh, what? A polypure? Yeah. A polypure. What do you mean, a polypure?

I never explained what it is. Never explained what it is. It just says it a few more times, right? Yeah, a polypure. Yeah. So I fucking looked it up. And apparently it's like the executive committee for a communist party So like the very first one in 1917 had Lenin and Stalin on the polypiro. I'd rather look up black hit list

I Rather look up polyps I'm really the right shit apparently I don't know if I can say that I got It isn't spying that you can be this bad and make that much money. It does inspire me So talking like $700,000 a year. That's the right way to look at it. Cause a lot of people get like upset about that. Like, well, you make $56,000 a month.

You put out this like, yeah, that's awesome. Like you can just bring a little bit more effort. Maybe make more of the time. Yeah. Yeah. It is inspiring actually. Yeah. Yeah.

Although at what point do you think, cause I always find it weird that people who are super left can make so much money and be fine with that, because isn't that the whole point of being honest with you? But they call non-luckish grifters like if you make five dollars. Is that what it is? It takes nothing to be called a grifter, and non-left is. I've called Opie a grifter a few times, so that's probably true.

I like this little clip I have right here, because Curtis obviously was not expecting a follow-up question. The church had no choice but to become Protestant. And that's what it did in the church. How did they have no choice? They had no choice because... That's how I would answer that. Wait, like you said in a sentence.

Yeah, I'm gonna say that. Can you rephrase that? That's gonna be a good, yeah. That's part of just solid. Just try to buy as much time as possible. So you listen to older episodes of this. Was it the same energy level? Is it the same energy level?

Yeah, absolutely. Uh-huh. But they didn't just go far left all the time. Yeah. They kind of in the middle, they're almost like the female Joe Rogan will take another side and people get mad. Okay.

Which I thought they were gonna to be completely far left. Oh my God. This and that take the same angle as every other podcast, which I don't. So I'm surprised that they're that big. Yeah. I can fall in the middle. The dirt bag left. I guess like Jimmy Dore falls under that category.

So it's people who are left, but hate the Democratic part. And I like Jimmy Dore. He's great. I think he's great. And I think a lot of these people, I'm kind of like, yeah, all right, this makes a lot of sense. I don't understand. The leap that they always take, though,

is they're like, everyone in the government's corrupt and all these government officials, and what we need is more government to fix it. Like, okay, now you lost me, wait, what? How is that gonna affect on anything? That's why I had to look up these girls. Like, they'd better be super fucking hot, because they're not funny at all.

They're not cool. They're not, there's nothing in daring. Right, both on a scale 110. Anna one. Anna one, Anna one is like the hot blonde. I would say she's like a seven, but then like not a dude. And then there's like Anna two.

We know you're not a dude. You know what to say? That's my question. One that has a baby. She's kind of daiki looking. She's kind of like a four. Okay. I gave it that blonde is like a seven and a half.

Okay. And the daiki one like a five. Interesting. That gave it a blondes like a seven and a half. Okay. And the dyke one like a five. Interesting. That's actually, so you're saying average. Yeah, it's average because the head's too short. It's like, you know, so. I was thinking below average. That's why I was asking to do.

So you were thinking lower. Oh yeah. Oh, now I give her a far. Kind of like a dude. Should I be keeping it for her? I am. Yeah, who's gonna win this one? Who's gonna win this?

But the blonde one's kinda hot. Yeah, I guess she was an actress or something. She was in some TV show or something like that. She's not bad. Yeah, you wonder how like a show like this catches out in the first place. I know, it's been a long time or something. It's been a long time or something.

You know what they know? I'm so confused as how they're popular. Yeah, it's interesting. We gotta try to crack that formula on recreate it. I'm still reeling from it being a comedy podcast. Yeah, the word comedy is in the description. There's a come up many times over the years, but it's never hit as hard.

Yeah, right, exactly. It's not even close. They're gonna get Alec Baldwin out of the show. Then they would recreate the sweaty balls skin. And then I'd get, oh, it's comedy, okay. Now I get it, you guys are playing characters of really boring NPR people, okay, cool. And you do it for comedy, okay. Now I get it, you guys are playing characters of really boring NPR people. Oh, okay, cool.

And you do it for hours every episode, never break character, okay. It takes 100 episodes, but then it's finally gone. Yeah, now I finally've gone on, all right, cool. It's one of those things, if you do it enough time, it gets funny eventually. That's crazy. Yeah.

That they're in the comedy section. Anything else you guys wanna hit on or talk about with RedScare before we move on to other pressing matters that we have today. Not really. It wasn't much there. Like I said, it wasn't. It was just boring. I felt back. I'm having both you guys over. And I'm like, oh, Jesus. This is so cool. I'm excited. I know.

I'm sorry. You play this podcast or people that are on the fence about going to college or not. And then you'd be like, well, if you go to college, you could end up sounding like these fucking people. And then- Holy shit, you're right. Because that's all it is. It's references, it's memorization. Do you want to see a hundred and twenty thousand dollars in debt and talk like this?

Yes. No. I'm going to learn a trade. Yeah, and this is a good idea. You can college more people again than the podcasting and they see how much the money they can make with this. Yeah, that's true.

Which isn't good. Yeah, but you got to crack a book or two. It's a fuck that. But they have to make this much because they all have master's degrees and PhDs they have to pay for. That or two. It's a fuck that they have to make this much because they all have master's degrees and PhDs They have to pay for that's true. Yeah, that's a good point I think it's time for The week

Apologize I don't know who sent this into me so I'm sorry. I lost track of that But MSCS media that guy Tommy who I love who tries to do like a Joe Rogan style show So he has this guy on who made a movie and the guy either gonna watch the trailer and the guy describes the movie we kind of fast forward through that but listen to tommy's non sequitur after they get back from him describing his own movie man in the max call so before we play the trailer

uh give a little give your description of the movie and then we'll play the trailer it's actually kind of it what's funny it it's like, it's kind of like Billy Crystal and Denier all the way the way they had that count. I mean, we weren't as good as them, but just to give people an idea of what... So that's basically what I do, I kidnap the guy. Hey, remember Harry? Hold him against his old bill for a few weeks. Hey, remember Harry met Sally? Yeah, how funny was that?

I like that. Oh, all right, that was a great movie, right? Play the trailer, Rob. I'm telling you, this guy's a space alien. So, wait, now they're going to play the trailer? A little one, Harry met Sally? No! Oh, I told you he was going to go look play it when Harry met. I'm telling you this guy is a space alien. So like that, now they're gonna play the trailer when he's having that Sally. No, for this guy's movie. Oh, oh, I told you he's gonna go look play it when Harry

went out. Who cares? He's the guy who describes his own movie and he goes, you ever see when Harry and that Sally? That's a good movie, right? Yeah, nobody saw that. That's a pretty good time. Yeah.

Never heard of it, no. I don't know what this guy's deal is, but I like him. Yeah. We got a feature on this show one of these days. It's good stuff. Do you guys know who Vito just Walde is? Frank?

You know who Vito just Walde is? I have a clip that I wanted to pull. And Frank, if you want to get near a microphone to listen to us, you can do that. You might have things to say. So the biggest problem in the universe with Dick Masterson and Vito just walled these the other day I was listening to it and Frank came up. So I thought hey, he's gonna come over. I might as well. Yeah, I'm like,

I'm gonna bring this on and I should say this Vito's been on my show But the last time he I asked him to come on the show he agreed and then canceled on me to go to Vidcon And then didn't even go to VidCon and then didn't even go to VidCon. And he's got a lot of shit for that. So I don't mind playing this. That's like almost as bad as like calling in from a little league game. Oh, almost.

Very close. And I can say that I will do some stand up because I did some stand up as you saw and it went swimmingly. Thank you. I'm proud of you. So to Chrissy Maris, stupid Booker husband who said, that's a big N. That's a big N. So you hear Dick there, he's going,

Avino, say out the stupid Booker guy, he's got something going on here. And Vino just runs right there. Let's hear that again. Then we'll get to the rest of it. That's a big, a real big end. That's a big end. That group. Okay, and he shouldn't have said I'm not a real comedian

and I'm willing for him to admit he was right. I don't like Dix being sarcastic. Cause me and Dick, I thought we had beef and then we did the Odyssey games, and then I thought I was like, what did he ever have a problem with? I don't think I ever talked to you about that when he faked giving himself a tattoo.

That was hilarious. That was hilarious. It was a pretty good scam that he pulled. Sorry to make it about me, I just was, yeah. Look, how, no, no, put yourself in his shoes. Yeah. His wife's famous and hot. He's famous.

He's threatened by you. Yeah. All these men are always coming in and being on a show and laughing. Mm-hmm. Maybe he's feeling a little threatened and emasculated, but probably by you. So of course he's going to say something like that. You have to have compassion.

All right. Well, he went out of my on Twitter. He said, well, you know, it's not a real combi. Oh, hold on. It's not done yet. You already taken off your case. No, go ahead. Go ahead.

Sit over with Chris. He's setting. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Keeps going. I have you. I mean, I could let you react. Now, but I think I want you to hear the whole thing first. And then we'll get you get

your take out of here. Aided, but probably by you. So far, you should say something like that. You have to have compassion. All right. Well, he went out on Twitter. He said, well, you know, it's not a real comedian because he doesn't do stand up. I said, well, I've done stand up. I haven't done it in a while and then he he was like, I don't think you've ever done stand up So then I posted a picture of me doing stand up and he goes, you know a lot of people after a stand-up show We'll just get on the stage and take a picture of themselves and I'm like, cuck sucker and I just said I'm like a clip Yeah, well, no, he didn't got me and then I fucking finally I Well, no, he didn't got me and then I fucking finally I

Was Because I don't want to listen to my 10 year old standup joke. He's like all right. I guess you've done standup I mean he clearly dabbles in standup. Who dabbles in standup. Yeah, I mean this is a damn thing that happens is people in the audience will absolutely get on the stage have their friends take I just like that you're fucking with a bad monster. He's like no, I feel've got to say to him, I don't know, I can be photoshopped. I thought about a 30 seconds. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no to me, go, hey man, you're not that good. I can't use you anymore. Maybe I could use you as an MC and he got offended. But the funny thing is that he admits in that clip

that he hasn't performed it 10 years. You're no longer a fucking comic. Yeah. You know what actually happened here? It's really funny is that Vito went to some funeral for some, I think it was a comic or someone in the LA scene. And he got up and did a uelgy and people laughed at it. And he's been riding high from that ever since.

So now he thinks he's the funniest fucking guy on the internet. And so now he's just like, oh yeah, Frank doesn't think I'm a comic and blah, blah, blah. It's like, I gotta be dumb. No one's stems from Carl is he uses the term comedian as a mask for saying things that are controversial to be provocative.

Yes. Which is fine, but a lot of people are using the title comedian to kind of hide from things, but they've never performed. Right. For example, it's an example to Jim and Chrissy. Yeah. You know, they're actual comics that are now touring for decades, basically. So it frustrates me when someone uses that to kind of cover up

them being shitheads or pedicympathizers basically, which is what Vito is. Whoa, all right. Wow, this is about a different direction. I was excited to get to go all these shit. Well, that's what he does. He defends pedophiles. Is that what he does?

He does, yes. Interesting. So I shouldn't have on my show anymore. Is that what you were telling me? I wouldn't cover that topic. Yeah, well, that's probably a good idea. Yeah, are you pro or can pedals? Let's get that out of the way real quick Yeah, but the other girls look Many lots of other great talk, but the other girls look a page at least You know, I got come on to it. Yeah, I was 14 but you look 18. All right, I get it

I was gonna go like 16 or 17, but I can't get swashed. Oh, I'm less of a cry. I guess I'm more of a cry. I guess you. Yeah, I guess I've been out for two years. All right, you got me. Vinnie was going to say 12, so. Well, your son's going to start bringing home girlfriends.

I can't wait. I'm going to tell you, oh, you can only date ones that have hot moms. There you go. You know, you'll be downstairs. I'll't wait. I can answer. I'm gonna tell you, you can only date ones that have hot moms. There you go. You'll be downstairs, I'll be upstairs. Book changed notes after that. Yeah, exactly. They'll be doing the same thing at the car on the way back. Any other, so what was the whole impetus of this?

That was it. I just said stop calling yourself a comedian on Twitter. I want to say it was six months ago. I thought maybe he's trying to get booked or something like that. No, no, no, I was just saying, oh, I am a con. I can say when's the last time you got up. Okay. And he wouldn, I was just saying, oh, I am a con like I said when's last time

You got up okay, and he wouldn't say I said okay show me a picture show me a video and it took him like days I say look you show me a picture of video. I'll back off. He showed me one and I said I back off I Literally recanted okay, well there you go. I don't know why he's being we're all friends again You see how the hell easy that was wow bring it people together here. I do have these podcasts killing it. So weird. This is last week. Yeah. Yeah, this is just last week.

You still motherfuckin' yeah. Amazing. He doesn't care what you think. I don't know why. I've just produced stuff behind the scenes for you. That's literally all I do. Yeah. So maybe he's a little insecure about his comedy.

He must be. He didn't want to send me a clip and then maybe me send it around and fuck around with him. But I wouldn't have done that. So it doesn't. It's like when people say, I don't play guitar, I'm like, what?

What? Yeah, yeah. What do you mean? All right. Amazing. Thank you, Frank. Thanks for having me. Thanks for doing that.

And with that, I want to transition to something a little bit more fun and energetic. I listen to a show called Teachers Off Duty. And this is a show hosted by Lauren Wolley, Rebecca Rogers, and Brianna Richardson. And apparently, these are the teachers who are like TikTok stars. I fucking hate teachers so much. And now they're doing their own podcast. And there's an episode I listen to

that it's about why teachers need a summer break. They work so hard. Yeah, they have PTSD. Listen to this, I can tell you what's wrong with teachers. So my sister is a teacher. And like they think they're the fucking center of the universe. Yeah.

They think they're so important. And most teachers, they don't do anything. They don't work in any other industry other than teaching. Like they go to school, they get their master's degree, and then they become a TA, they go right into teaching. And so they think that being a teacher

is the only hard job that exists. One, the three and four is still over and over again. Yeah. They're underpaid, they're overworked, it's all anybody ever says. No one ever is just like, yeah, but you get like a whole week off for Christmas every year. You get to summer's off. year. You get the summers off.

You get full health benefits. They're amazing benefits and a pension that's insane. You're right. New Jersey retired teachers get $70,000 a year in a pension. Holy shit. 70 grand. My mom got a pension just for working at a school, just for like being a secretary at the music department

of the school in like the art town. But once you bring, and they'll bring this up, they're very triggered by the idea that like, they're like, we don't get paid all year. We get paid for our 180 days, it's just spread over the whole. They say that out loud, I couldn't believe they said that loud because I've done the math on this before. Teachers work half the year, 180 days.

All the holidays, all the fucking Jewish holidays. They even say that out loud. I'm like, you're saying the quiper loud. You don't work that much. That's like me bitching like two weeks. I got the weekend off and I'm not getting paid. I'm gonna pay this weekend at the common at the call so I'm not getting paid in two weeks and it's bullshit.

Yeah, what the fuck? Why, why can't I get paid? Why can't I get paid? You want your not paid every week, right? If money is going into your account, you are getting paid. Well, this is my take and I have friends who are teachers and I'm not knocking the whole profession, but it's a little bit of a

child's profession. I'll knock it. When you're a kid and you're growing up, the only time you see adults doing a job is teachers. I used to think I'd be a math teacher someday because I didn't know that like a accountant's existed or marketing professionals or financial. That's the only thing that you see. And so a lot of these people just like, oh, adults equals teachers. You know, that's the only thing that you see. And so a lot of these people just like, oh, adults equals teachers. You know, it's the same with like fire fighters and shit. They're like, okay, I mean, grow up and get a job now. You're real job.

Right? It's over. But I like the way this show starts off because it's the opposite of RedScare. They are shut out of a cannon. Hi guys, welcome to Teachers of Duty. If you've never joined us before, my name is Rebecca Rogers. I'm our Rogers World on all social media platforms. I'm Lauren Wolley,

Mrs. Wolley in fifth on all socials. I'm honest teacher vibes. Brie Richardson. I'm a little bit on my gubbing name anymore. I'm a little bit on my gubbing name anymore. I'm a little bit on my gubbing name anymore. We're back baby. We're back baby.

Woo! Do you guys know how many YouTube subscribers these people have? How many, Chrissy? Like 245K. Yeah, I noticed that these videos get over 200,000 views. The fuck is going on? I was shocked by that.

Somebody sent this over to me and I thought it was just like, oh, these people are pretending to be podcasters. But they're actually making a real income from this. I have more of a problem with that clip that they say socials that fucking drives me nuts. Yeah. And get, follow me on my socials with that clip that they say socials that fucking drives me nuts. Yeah, I could follow me my socials So sit to your show today, Jim you're talking about a guy who went to jail and he was talking about how it was a little vacay for him Yeah, yeah, I know It was a nice little vacay. I've been with Vinnie, Vinnie Paulino the last couple of days and he's a big dolphin fan

and he keeps saying, Dolphin fans go fins up to root for the team and we've been arguing for three days. I go, it's not going to go, it's not bad. What's wrong with it? I'm like, it's terrible. We're still going back. We're bickering like an old married couple over it. You're a nerd, Vinnie.

I didn't realize, do people talk about how much Vinnie looks like Tim Dylan? Is that a compliment? I'm not sure. A little bit, yeah. It's just so hilarious. Yeah, no, I loved him. I mean, a huge fan. I just thought of it.

You went like, Oh my god, Tim Dylan's here. Holy shit, if he had to have to talent. I don't want to get it all up. What? I guess that's why you got a hug. All right, so then they bring on a special guest on their show today.

We have an awesome guest. If you've been with us for a while, you might recognize him from last Thanksgiving. We have Josh Monroe. Go ahead and introduce yourself. Thank you for having me. My name is Josh Monroe. I teach fifth grade in Omaha, Nebraska.

And I'm at Mr. Monroe in Nala on all social media. This man gets his period for sure. Yeah, for sure. I don't think making it priceless, but maybe this one can. In this case, there's an exception. When we were all in school, you can remember a couple of male teachers who were like men, like real men, and now all the men who teach are fucking pussy. Why are we following a fifth grade teacher on social media anyway?

No, I know. It's weird. I was telling you last night, my kids in fifth grade, and a teacher, this female teacher, it was reading class. Okay, turn to page 69, and my son and two other boys laughed, and she called me and my son's mom to say, feel like she was threatened. Oh, my God. Because of my junior old, I swear to God, laughed. And I said, why don't you just give that page, or just say, go to the next page. Did you think that she had to go down on him after that?

I think so. Like my son was going to fall out to rescue Vigil. Hey, right. We're going to go 69 in a back. Right. Yeah, actually, maybe she should have been thinking about 69ing while maybe she had waxed that day. She would have been so insecure about it.

And my kid was all upset. I go, listen, I go, I'm still laughing at 69 jokes. Yeah. So don't worry, you're going gonna be laughing about him the rest you imagine if she saw Bill and Ted's big adventure What's what's the name of their fucking movie that big adventure that's a pio dome Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. She must be so triggered by that fucking movie like whoa This is outrageous. You just ignore it. That's your job to be the adult. Someone giggles in 69 you have to call the parents I know of course I get a lot of doubts. Jim, did you giggle when she said it?

I was holding back like I had to hold the phone away. And I did. Did she know what you do for a living? No, she has no idea. I don't think so. That's the real punchline. I wish you would have recorded it. That phone guy, I wish she was like a telemarketer.

I really thought that you were something. I really thought there was something wrong like he did something bad. Yeah. So what do you do? I just felt the right. Do you feel like 11? He's 11. he doesn't even know what it is. He just knows the funny word. Yeah, we probably got that probably yeah, they all have the internet now. Yeah, I'm like me and your mom you said do that we got along so the time I enjoyed her company Oh, it's great. She wouldn't talk

Yeah. Oh, it's great. She wouldn't talk. Yeah. All right. So let's talk about watching each other's videos when you're school teachers. No, you're literally like, every time I watch your videos, I'm like, he's literally the Mr. Rogers of teachers. Yes, he is.

So they're all watching each other's videos like their celebrities or something. And I blame the pandemic for this. I think it's because of Zoom. Oh, yeah. They all got on video on Zoom and they're the the star of the classroom. Nurses and teachers, they're all the fucking same. The same type of woman will go into each of these professions. They wholly overestimate their importance.

They're essentially both kind of glorified babysitters. Nurses maybe get a little more credit because occasionally like keep people alive. The teachers 100% are glorified babysitter. No, it's funny I have that in my notes as well. Since the pandemic, every nurse, every teacher, even Fauci, they all think they're celebrities now. They're so fucking sexy.

You should not be on camera, just your job. Here. Wouldn't you all say that a lot of teachers, like I get, y'all know I do the teacher stories series on YouTube. And from listening to those teacher stories, the amount of teachers across the United States that have developed PTSD because of some of the things that they deal with from teaching is astounding.

Listen to these people. I want to become a school shooter. Like I'm actually inspired to do something. Someone's going to pull that clip. We should have known. She said it on Curled Show. But what trauma are they going through? The kids won't listen. Oh my gosh, I don't know. You know, if you're in the ghetto and you're getting beat up and people, you know, and you're threatened and stuff like that,

then I could see you having problems. But I just like that. They're in the white, Omaha, the Braskittor, in the white suburb, you know, in a city. The PTSD is to the point where they need the summer off. Why don't we give the police the summer off? Let's see what happens there. They got to deal with a lot more.

They got to deal with a lot of shit. Yeah, walk in and some fucking baby get mutilated and get that. Of course they're gonna be in a fucking alcohol. And some bad things too. Like what? Oh. Oh.

All right, so they're talking about something bad that happened in a classroom and there's a trigger warning here, but she does it wrong. You can't just say trigger warning that immediately go into the thing that you think is gonna trigger someone. Is anyone gonna shut it off when they go trigger warning?

Oh, shut it off. I turn it off, turn it off. You have to say what the trigger warning is. Yeah, right. You, by the way, you know, if you're offended by someone saying 69 in class, this is a trigger warning for you. Still makes me laugh.

I don't really turn to page 70 now turn one page back. We're going to read from the third paragraph. That's that easy. And he's yelling at her and like, this trigger warning, just for anyone listening, like, can you hurry up and die? Like, does hurry, is and die? Like, just hurry up? Was that in the article? Yes. Yeah.

Trigger word for anyone who's listening, who else would it be for? You know what I'm saying? We got that part. I just didn't understand. This is when they were talking about the student who choked their teacher with a computer cord. Yes.

Yeah. So apparently this student went to Strangle, the teacher, and wanted to murder this teacher. I wish there was a video of that, that'd be more entertaining. I watched that. Oh wow. So then they get into, they heard a story about a teacher

who's getting sued for breaking up a fight. I heard a story about a teacher that's getting in trouble for breaking up a fight, where this kid had a stapler, but he pushed him away and they're suing the teacher. Like stuff like that's not okay. For just pushing a kid. For protecting himself. Yeah.

Bullshit. I call bullshit out there. Sorry. These people just like, here's shit. And they just repeat it. They just becomes the real thing. All the teacher do is try to prevent themselves from getting stapl-gotten.

But he was breaking up a fight, so wasn't about him. Right. but now he's getting sued over it. Well, it probably if that's true I don't think they're gonna win the lawsuit Probably like slam some kids head into the wall or something there might have been more to it than what he just described Possibly also if you were seen a fifth grade of the stapler. I thought like I'm in danger here Yeah, I know. It's not a staple gun that you buy in a whole deep hole. Yeah, that's a little friggin' staple. It's just a little staple.

He's like, I'm gonna get this right up and get your skin. Watch out. Yeah, hold on. Hey, can you pinch your skin for me? So I get that little... Yeah, now you won't lose my homework. Standing against the wall, you're moving too much. All right, so then they talk about being teachers like being a prison guard.

We have teachers who are really suffering, who are going to the hospital, who are having surgery. And I know that last week we talked about teachers that are leaving because of it, but there are still a lot of educators who are trying to power through and be there for these kids. And how do they deal with this over summer? Knowing that they could be next. Well,

they're having surgeries. She didn't say what kind of surgery, which bothered me. I didn't understand that at all. They're having surgeries. Like what? Are your breasts too big or the kids are pointing? Okay, so maybe two teachers got beat up. Maybe.

Yeah, it's just like the, you know, when a chappelle got attacked on stage, it wants in a while, it happens. Like with any job, did you think he was going to happen last night at the comedy show? No, someone was probably going to attack you and if they did, all right, I probably deserved it. Okay.

Do you need a summer that to think about? I might happen. What I sort of chappelle footage, I'm like, I got to take two weeks off. She literally said they have to spend the summer thinking they could be next. Like that's your thought process. You hear about something bad in the news

and you're like, oh my god, it's come September, I might die. How I feel about teaching is like, you shouldn't teach a class. If you're worried about this shit, like don't teach a class of students that are bigger than you for the same reason that you should never own a dog that's bigger than you.

Like you don't want them to be able to we able to overpower you physically or rape you. So, school children are like dogs, right? If you want them smaller than you, so you can handle them. It's your second. Where's the limp by right there? Yeah. You ever see this woman with dogs that are as big as them? I don't trust these women.

I'm like, that there's something that's all happening. Also, gorillas. Yeah. Don't have gorillas that are bigger than you either. Don't have anything gorillas. I've Don't have grillas that are bigger than you either. Don't have anything grillas, period. I've seen that go sideways a few times. No.

It's a bad idea. All right, let's talk about all this trauma that's going on for teachers because obviously there's school shootings happening in every school every day. It's going to say like summer break is a time because a lot of times during the school year things are so crazy. Teachers don't have time to process the things that are happening to them. So summer is a time where I feel like teachers can, I mean, even teachers that are moms,

like the times like we can spend extra time with our kids, or we can have time to process the school year and all the stuff that happened to us, because like some of our kids that grew up enduring daily trauma, there are teachers that go into schools and they endure daily trauma. Whether it be a kid in their classroom that's tearing up their classroom because they're having a tantrum and they're having to melt down and there's no systems and structures

in place. Whether it be an overbearing admin, whether it be another colleague. Oh my, okay, you lost me now. So you're your co-workers suck. I know. You're at the club. I never, never wanted to join with the co-workers. I was like, it's a lot of trouble.

This guy's annoying. Yeah, as a comic, we're gonna deal with fucking drunks in the crowd. Oh, my God, feel bad for me. That is a mix of boozing and late night and dirty jokes. But sister-in-law, yeah, I know. Sister-in-law. Oh, my God.

I do a set up. You're just like, what do you mean by that? Relax. I'm getting to it. Oh, my God, I'm, I've been a lot of trouble. I do a set up, you're just like, what do you mean by that? Relax, I'm getting to it. Oh my God, I'm gonna take the night off. It's a perfect example of how an industry that is overrun with women becomes like toxically female and thusly and overvaluing an obsession with feelings and processing and trauma.

And it's like, this is where an industry like like the fucking military where it's like, no, being industry like, like the fucking military, where it's like, no, being tough and sucking it up and dealing with it is just part of it. But they're allowed to get away with this because it's like too fucking soft and there's too many things. If you wanna talk about school shootings and shit like,

okay, that's dramatic, that's awful. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, overbearing andmans, I'm like, okay, don't die, you lost me really. Like, what do you mean? I got a punch in every day. Yeah, right. They yell at me for being late to class. Like, okay, well, that's your job. You got to be a- Yeah, she's giving me DMV vibes.

I know. I'm not a bag. All right, so this is what you were talking about before. Were they explain a lot of people think the teachers get paid over the summertime? They do not. A lot of teachers don't rest over summer break because they don't make a lot of money. So they have to work a second job. Just reminder, we don't get paid for the summer month. Yeah, let me just wear a vacation

from that. I don't think I could. I thought they would. It logic that if you don't work for three months, you still get paid. Yeah, I just thought that would, you know, that's how it should be. That's how it should be. Like what do you mean they don't get paid? Can you believe it? They actually have to work for the three months that they're not working and when they're not working, they don't get paid. All right.

They absolutely do get paid. You're the deal. Get money. It comes through. This is how I know it to be, because I have some friends who are teachers. You can choose whether you want your paychecks to come and evenly throughout the year

or just get paid while you're working. So if you choose not to get paid in the summer, you don't get paid in the summer, but you get all your money the other times. Interesting. Yeah, so whatever. A paycheck comes or a doesn't, but you still make the same amount of money. You sign up for a salary. That's the crazy thing about this.

They're bitching about their salary. It's like, well, you sign up for this. If you want more money, do a job that pays more. And you also get raises every year, every two, three years, four years you're protected in the union. Yeah. You got all that shit going on. Yeah, let's start for a minute. And you work in nine months, every year,

and you get all these other days off, you get Juneteenth off, and whatever, fucking holiday just made up. Also, I always hate it when they're like, yeah, but our job doesn't end when school's over. They went to grade the papers, and we had to go through all the tasks. I'm like, what, just do the multiple choice thing

where you feed it into the computer. That's what I would do. It's, there's smarter ways to do this. We're not easy to, you know, go grade 20 tests. I'm sure that's gonna take about a half hour of your time. And then you're on a sticker, you gotta go to the store by boy stickers. I don't know if you noticed that me and Chrissy,

like more or not on stage, we have the right jokes, and go all out. And we don't get paid for that. Okay, we don't get paid for the time we're sitting at home masturbating or writing jokes or complaining. I'm going to tell Mark at the comment at the call's in tonight, I got listen, I've been doing work during a day like working on jokes

and I need some extra money. I think Kyle's show today, but that's also playing Starry Things Sandstage tonight. So I, I, I, I am I stood here, here's so many hours that work. There's 20 minutes between one and two. And you know, most teachers pick up like summer school or tutoring on a side in the summertime to make extra money.

So it's not like they have that choice to do when there's a lot of money involved. Sorry, I'm distracted. My sister-in-law is giving me the finger. Oh, shit. In our right here. Oh, sorry about that. Whoops. Or they're like, they do teaching,

they do teacher adjacent jobs over the summer. Like when I was a lifeguard growing up, like growing up, 17 to like 22. But all the lifeguard captains were teachers during the year. So they bring that same shitty teacher energy to ruling over all the lifeguards. Well, this is the thing that you understand is that no one else can do this job. That's why it's so important that they do it. The amount of things that people think they know about

teaching and think they know it's like you wouldn't be able to walk a mile like you would be you would literally run out of our classrooms with your hair on fire. Everybody thinks I had a teacher. So I know how to write. Right. Right. I went to school. I went to a teacher. Like, there's hundreds of thousands of you. I mean, it's a beautiful job that you went to school and wanted to do and got paid to do. No, we wouldn't be running out. Guys, Stuttering John taught algebra for five weeks. I mean, it's doable, right? This is the job that people can do.

He got scouted to teach at a bar. I think it's... Yeah, right. They're recruiting him from the pub of the afternoon. It seems like a doable job. I don't know. It could be a rocker. It's like saying, you know, it's not easy being a comedian.

Yeah. You know, everyone can't just do it. Well, yeah, try to get up on stage and fill 45 minutes. See what happens. You're running to run. You're running to run. You're running to run. You're running to run.

You're running to run. You're running to run. You're running to run. You're running to run. You're running to run. You're running to run. You're running to run. You're running to run.

You're running to run. You're running to run. You're running to run. You're running to run. You're running to run. You're running to run. You're running to run. You're running to run. You're running to run. You're running to run.

You're running to run. You're running to run. You're running to run. You you can like pay. There's so many groups. There's so many like information swaps that go on. You can order, you can get all your tests. You don't have to make up your own tests. I didn't know she hated teachers so much. This is fun. This was like, I mean, she didn't start it with this show. I'm gonna make a note in the notes on this, the show notes. Fast forward to 48 minutes into the show.

I just started listening there. It's a lot more fun. Chrissy hates teachers. And I don't know why you would, Chrissy, because they're all dodging bullets all day long. So another reason teachers need summer break is, you know, we obviously know what's been in the news in recent weeks, the tragedies that have been going on across the country. You know, the one in particular I'm speaking about, I'm sure everyone knows you've all day Texas. Very, very tried in here about that.

They're like, they're Pearl Harbor. Yeah. No, what happened? They wouldn't even say the word school shooting. It's like, yeah, it's like he who cannot be named. So apparently there was a kid who went into the school and shop people. Oh, yeah. They should have mentioned that because I didn't know it.

Like if I was following that, I was not making light of the situation. No, I know, but I would have to look it up. But they talk about it like only others. They just have to look things up like you're listening to these. They talk about like only other teachers are watching and know exactly can read their mind. So the good news is though,

is that these people are ready for that because they have right about this in the news. They know what's going to happen. And so there are superheroes ready to take action. You know, we were just told this is a real code red. We were in lockdown. It was during lunch.

So, you know, who practices code red during lunch? The kids are. We were just grabbing children and throwing them in classrooms. I shared a room with another teacher at the time. I handed her the fire extinguisher. And I said, literally if someone gets in that door, because I had some of my model UN kids in that room, like I, not the model UN.

I don't know if giant scissors. Yeah. I literally grabbed one on each hand. Literally felt like Wolverine for a second. I literally had to mentally prepare myself and I told my co-teacher, and I was not a co-teacher, we just shared the room. I told them, if they come in, you spray the crap at them and I had to mentally prepare myself. Like, I'm going to have to do every single thing that I can.

That's what heroes do. I will slice someone in hand with these cartoon scissors. I will be like retarded Wolverine. She goes, I'm like, Wolverine. She's like, well, it's more like Edward Scissor hands. Yeah. Well, look, I mean, if you look at it, some with two pairs of scissors in the hand is death to get stopped in AR-15. Yeah. So she makes sense. Or that sculpture walks out of there with a really shitty haircut.

And it's an ad-lib, I was thinking his phone, oh, fuck, I should have wore a hat. A guy's coming to arm to the team to class so much she's got two scissors. He's got, oh, I'm in the wrong class. I'm gonna go and next one. I picked the wrong door. It's too crazy. I might get stabbed.

This clip. Wait till the woman's just like, you're not Wolverine. The other woman's just like, what are you doing? What are you talking about? Look at how hairy my knuckles are. This clip illustrates perfectly how honestly hip a critical, because here she's saying, I would do anything to protect my kids. And then later on, she's so shitty

about the idea of teachers being armed. It's like these people, these teachers, they're against the idea of more security or shutting the fucking doors. And then they're against the idea of them having to learn how to use a gun. So I didn't pull this clip so I didn't want to get into the gun debate on this show,

but it's funny because there's the straw man argument that goes on for like 15 minutes where they're arguing with no one. And they want us to have guns. And I'm not going to have a gun. So they know we're not qualified. Yeah, right. They're like, over and over again. But nobody's saying this.

This is like teacher's fucking suck. They think they're fucking heroes because they do it all. They want the claps. They want the pots and pans at seven o'clock every night. But oh, God forbid you ask them to do one more thing. That's not on there to do list. Like that's not in their plan. Like, oh, we don't pay us enough for this.

Yeah. It's, they're so fucking dumb. And every teacher doesn't have to have a gun. You have like four or five. Yeah. Train them. You give them a little extra money and they'll attend grand the year. And you don't know what what teacher is armed.

So when some kid's gonna come into school, they don't know, oh shit, I don't know who's gonna have a gun. You don't have to give it to every teacher. Also, detention gets a lot quieter. When you don't know what's to do with it. I have to wait. I can't, when I have choke that woman, if she knew she was holding,

get them a fucking holster shaped like a pencil or something. I don't know. I'm just pretending I haven't got it. That's guys. All right, let's talk about how much time these people have off. My school, and I was telling you guys about this, my last day of school was May 27th.

Oh my God, is your last day of school? It used to be like June 25th. I thought it was the end of June. I thought they had two, they have to over three months off. It depends, because some schools will start like the first week in August. And that's what I'm going to make. My kid goes to the end of June.

He starts the day after Labor Day. OK, because they still get three months off. It's insane. Yeah, I mean, come on. And it's the summer, too. Yeah, the best time of the year. To have off. Yeah.

And do we mention the Jewish holidays? And the Jewish holidays. And the Jewish holidays. And the Asian holidays. We started with anti-Semitism and we're going to keep it going. Throughout the episode, Chris, I like that. I like your commitment to the bit. It's a bit, right? I'm so angry.

Oh, yeah, sure. It's a bit, yeah. All right, well, this is a fun last episode offer of who are these podcasts. So let's talk more about mass shootings, so that's always fun. Well the amount of teachers and kids that didn't go to work or send their kids to school the next day, like my daughter starts. That's terrifying. My daughter starts preschool in August and I'm scared.

Like I'm scared and I know like people are like don't live in a state of fear. I'm not living in a state of fear. I'm living in the reality of those parents and you've all the or those kids, the kids and the parents in Sandy Hook. If they if somebody had to call and tell me somebody shot my baby at school, like, it's not a state of fear. It is reality. Right. Do they not learn statistics? All right. Let's say Sandy Hook really happened. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha If you take away one thing from this episode, no, it's Chris. There's not pro schools. You love the Jews. Yeah, it's coming up that you wanted from Oak, Chris. Great.

Yes, please come see me when it just come out. There's not that many school shootings, honestly, and like they're naming them all. If there's so few school shootings that you can literally name each one, just like you can name each kid that was like each black kid that was shot by a cop. It's like, there's not that many if you can name them all. Yeah, statistically significant, even though we focus on it so much. Right.

Last night, I went out to see Jim Forrantine perform comedy. I could have been struck by lightning, and I took that risk. I mean, I was nervous. You were more likely to overdose on fentanyl on the one day. Yeah, actually, you know my life's so very well. I was. All right, so that's the thing that like bugs me about this

because they're teachers and Everyone gets whipped up into a frenzy over these things obviously But they should know that it's not statistically significant that they're just gonna get bowed down and a classic plus They're usually aiming at the kids. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he's you know why about the teacher. Yeah, so they got that going Straight for the cool kids Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. Yeah. No, I hear it in your voice.

Send the retard. Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. Yeah, that's what mental illness is. Yeah, pretty good summary right there. Thank you. Brain is ill. OK, let's get to the bottom line here. The bottom line is that, you know, a lot of people, a lot of non-teachers like to poke

fun of, like, you can relax over summer, but the reality is over summer is when teachers are really dealing with trauma and feelings of things that have happened throughout the year, whether it happened to them, or, you know, there's a lot of teachers that are having a difficult time with the shootings like you're all do you right now, you know? Really? Because I see them in TJ Maxx trying on purses and flip-flops. I don't see that process. They're under the cover, it's all day.

They're in home goods trying to haggle a fucking lamp. They're not brasser at the beach. Yeah, they're working on their tans. Yeah, you're right. All right. A lot of people need three months off after they go to some trauma. Or read about it in the newspaper. I'll read about it.

Yeah, I need a little part of it. Or see that. See that? Yeah. I was at an airport once and there was a story out and I was like, all right, I'm shutting it out for the next three months. I had no idea there was a people in this world. I don't remember taking off like trauma time to process after a chappelle was attacked. Did you gym? Did you take off processing time? No, I didn't remember taking off like trauma time to process after a shabell was attacked.

Did you Jim? Did you take off processing time? No, I didn't. I was like, oh, man, this is, yeah, I mean, I probably should take at least three months off. And I don't know if you guys notice I don't get paid when I think of what? That's outrageous. Shouldn't the government just be paying money?

A lot of people think that if I take the summer off and they'll do comedy, they'll still get paid, but I don't. Yeah, a lot of people do think that. And a lot of people. The people hate comics who keep showing that kind of stuff. Yeah. The good news is everybody is that this show Teachers Off Duty is not just educators

putting on an entertainment product for us. There's also merchandise. But make sure you go and check out the YouTube video if you haven't seen it, follow us on all of of our socials And then our merch shop is open now So you can go to shop.boardteachers.com and get our off duty shirts I was wearing my underwear. No, it's your shirt and the merch I think one of the worst things about teachers is they make it their whole fucking personality

Yes, same as nurses and like we don't really do that as calm as a podcaster I don't like to oh god you were saying But that's another reason why I hate teachers. It's their whole Personality and it never ends. There's nothing else. There's no So spicy today. I'm with her. I think it's I think it's Western New York I think it's because I I just know I've known teachers closely and like they think they're so fucking important I used to bartend a lot and then there's one there's one occupation that every bartender agrees on that sucks as a customer and it's fucking teachers.

Yeah. They act like they've never been. We used to go school before. Chris, you and I used to go to that Mexican place village gate on Friday for happy hour. And then it turned into like the place where all the teachers would go to after that. And everyone had the worst week ever, it's ever happened to them that week. They're all for some reason screaming. They're screaming in the women.

Yeah, probably this guy Josh was there. One shot of fucking Tequila and they're black out drunk and screaming at each other. It's like, I got it, I got it, I got it. I can't take this anymore. I think these teachers and jealous of the school students. Yeah. Oh. I've heard teachers are jealous of the school students. Oh. I've heard the way my sister talks about some of her students.

Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. Who is buying this merchandise from these people? I'm guessing a student who needs extra credit or something. Yeah, look at that. I love your show. That'sshirt. I'm guessing a student who needs extra credit or something. Yeah, look at that. I don't know why. Love your show. That's funny, I'm at the real. Probably calculus is hard.

Sometimes you got to buy a t-shirt to get through it. All right, this is the last clip, and this is actually the one that you asked me to pull for you. Oh, let's see, which one? Do you want to set it up or should I just point it? Is this one about guns? And you didn't want to talk about guns? Well, yeah.

Yeah, it's about paying attention in government clothes. They're so fucking dumb again. They talk about, oh, they school shootings keep happening. So we need to, they're basically like for getting rid of the second amendment. Yeah, they say it pretty well. And they don't like think ahead, like what might this country look like

if there was no second amendment? Like would we be fucking Australia at this point or Canada? Oh no, everything would be the same, just no school shootings. No, because that's gonna stop a school shooting if we get rid of second amendment. Because the people, of course, that has the illegal guns gonna go,

I don't know, I mean, I'm gonna plan a kill in 20 people, but this gun's illegal. I'm not getting trouble, because I'm not supposed to have this gun. We should make murder illegal. And people have a problem with, and I said this in a video I made too, I was like, why are we protecting a sentence that was written, you know, hundreds of years ago? And they're like, well, if we start changing that, what else is going to change?

I'm like, that's what amendments are for. Right, that's exactly what I come back to. That's literally, you didn't pay attention in government because that's what amendments are for. Why are we pretending the Constitution? What's the point of that? It's a stupid, what are we doing? It's so old.

Hundreds of years ago, what are we doing? One woman actually admits to having a gun. Yes. But you can tell she doesn't practice with it. It's probably like, we in Frank Lissing, we're like, it's probably her husband's gun. Yeah, because she says it's unloaded, it's locked up. We don't know where it is. All these qualifiers.

It's like that's okay, that she says in front of other teachers that she has a gun. I'm like, ah, don't worry, it's gay, it's locked away. It's painted rainbow, it's got a black fist on it. So I'm gonna jump down my throat. And then you can tell she doesn't know anything about guns because you can't just go and buy a machine gun. I don't know.

I just think that you can go and say, they go, I don't think we should have automatic, or some automatic weapons. Like, well, do you even know? Do you even know? Do you even know? Do you even know how to talk about this? Do you even know?

Do you even know? Do you even know how to talk about this? Do you even know? Do you even know how to talk about this? Do you even know how to talk about this? Do you even know how to talk about this? Do you even know how to talk about this? Do you even know how to talk about this?

Do you even know how to talk about this? Do you even know how to talk about this? Do you even know how to talk about this? Do you even know how to talk about this? Do you even know how to talk about this? Do you even know how to talk about this? Do you even know how to talk about this? Do you even know how to talk about this? Do you even know how to talk about this? I think I'm funny. All right, enough gun talk. Enough school shooting talk is much fun. This is bad. I'm not here to divide the audience. We are not here to divide the audience.

We're here to play games. All right. And we have a game to play today. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch. A dabbler. Are you ready to play to catch a dabbler. Are you ready to play to catch a dabbler? I was up at 5.30 because I had to go to the Poor Man show, which is in Newport. And it took us, well, like two hours to get there.

And then we did, you know, look, the poor man is a really nice guy. He used to be on KRO, KRO Q and L.A. But, you know, you know, you might think this podcast is unprofessional, but I mean, this show, like, I'm on the air and in suddenly commercial start playing, like, you know, he's playing songs from from YouTube but I mean it was like it was like college radio but you know what did John say next here are your choices number one I said that I wanted to be the afternoon guy number B I went to NYU and our college radio was way more professional than these jokers Next I said if you're gonna make celebrities come out here so early in the morning

You could at least have some bagels Bored He asked me if I wanted to read one of his commercials. And I said, how much? Finally, he calls himself the poor man. But I think he spells it. P-O-U-R. He still had booze on his breath. I mean, I like to drink, but it was seven in the morning.

He's not that good. A dabbler. All right. It's not the last one. He's not that clever. I honestly, I'm going to go with talking about how he's a celebrity in the bagel thing. Only because he has to work in and he's a celebrity, which is one of his favorite things to do. A time of whole world, famous he is.

So I'm going to go with number C. I think it's number B. You're going never B? I'm going to, he want the read. Yeah, the read, I think it's a Vinny like to say. Yeah, that is. So how much? Because that's, he would say that.

Like how much he's going to give me money for it. So yeah, I would say to read. Frank, do you have a guess? Number B. Number B? Oh, right. All right. And well, you, am I the only one who's going bagels. Yeah And while you think you're going NYU that yeah, okay, that's legitimacy right there All right, right god damn it if I can pull this one out if I can pull this one out

It'll redeem me from last week, but I was over six I was over six. I was up at 5.30 because I had to go to the poor man show, which is in Newport. And it took us about two hours to get there. And then we did, you know, look, the poor man is a really nice guy. He used to be on KROQ and LA.

But, you know, you might think this podcast is unprofessional, but I mean, this show, like, I'm on the air and then suddenly commercial star playing, like, you know, he's playing songs from YouTube, but I mean, it was like, it was like college radio, but you know, I said that I want to be the afternoon guy and the program director was, uh, he was, uh, I wouldn't you say, right? Wow. That's all for this week. What? Come back next week. I was going to find it. That was I was going to go with that one too too because he used to do the radio show after the stern show

Right, you did that, yeah, it's a new new show. Yeah, so I was thinking that maybe you want it So but I thought that maybe the reading is trying to be fun able to get money for it, but Wow, I shouldn't know he wanted a job Our man enough to catch a Dabler I'm available for after I love her I just see the so creepy what's going on in my way. All right. Wow Who knows what's gonna catch a damn where today? Unbelievable. All right. Well, we've done it all today. We speaking of Dapler

Dabling Glenn Miller was on the wet spot recently, and he's like, I have a present for you. And he showed up, well, it's for me, it's for me, but I did want to show you, it's for here. So he gave it to you, Rast, but I hadn't rast it. I was so surprised that he gave me a first. I had to show it off.

I had to bring it here. Still in the, oh, actually, it was bought used. Oh, no. Someone returned it. No, no, no. That actually makes it off. I had to bring it here. Still in the, oh, actually, it was bought used. Oh, no, someone returned it. No, no, that actually makes it better. Those are like the radio. Is it? Yeah, it's a promo. Yeah, it's a promo. They put the cut in there. So full disclosure, I have the CD upstairs. Tucker Dixit gave it to me at the last live show. Okay, now I don't feel bad for not giving it to you. Also, I'm open. It's from the Wizz, 398. Yeah, I have a CD player.

And it's crazy. He put a picture of his mom on the cover. Everything he does, I don't want to get into it. We have the next show to talk about all of this. But everything he does is so unattractive. Like, it's like, this is not good marketing. Putting a cover that no one wants to look at. We love him, but he needs a lot of help. Okay, fair enough. All right, you know what, we've done it all to it.

You know what that means? I remember we spent a part of the show. We're teaming. We're teaming. We're teaming. We're teaming. We're teaming. We're teaming.

We're teaming. We're teaming. We're teaming. This is the part of the show. We tease the show. We'll be reviewing on the next WATP. And I'm just going to go ahead and say it. We're going to record immediately after this.

It's going to come out as our midweek show. Chrissy's going to hang out. And we're going to catch a dab or together. So that's going to be a lot of fun. And we'll get on that right away. Jim Forranting. Thank you so much for coming on. Absolutely.

Thanks for having me. I appreciate it. This has been so fun. I love having you in studio. Yeah, yeah. Thank you so much for coming. Absolutely. Thanks for having me. I appreciate it. This has been so fun. I love having you in studio. Yeah. Yeah. People can check out your podcast. Everybody is awful. It's out every Monday.

I got a Patreon, whatever. So, and then I'm all over the place. Yeah. Jim14.com. Yeah. But don't look. It's too checkers. Yeah. And look at my socials. I'm just so jealous. To find out where he's going to be.

Chris, you may or thank you so much for coming over. Thank you for having me. This was a joy. I'm starstruck. Yeah, I did not expect to be here. I didn't know if he was gonna be here. I know, it's amazing. It's a deal.

Yeah. You're much like thinner and better looking than Tim Dylan, but that was just my initial impression. Yeah, this is- By the way, everyone's thinner and better looking at the Tim Dylan. Yeah, that's not a compliment. I was trying to do myself out.

Yeah, by how much is he thinner? Yeah, right. What percentage would you find it? 10 pounds. Yeah, yeah, I'm 24. 20? I know. Yeah, that's the most important, son.

Yeah, check me out. I'm not sure when this is coming out. It's coming out someday. OK. You'll be in Syracuse. So let's see. Yeah, I'll be in Syracuse. My brother and sister-in-law will be there. Oh, shit. So is my uncle and my fucking dad. Oh cool. I'm not prepared

for. Are you gonna sense yourself at all? No. You're still gonna do all the gun violence jokes. School shooting jokes. I just want to talk about how my dad is gay. Okay. He's like non-practice and it's a whole nother story. It's a whole he did some gay stuff Told me recently really like what gay stuff like I feel like I need some are off like these teachers I need to summer off the process He's not visiting him in May and kind of and I've know where he said he had a gay experience I was like what he was like you're not gay if like I'm best doing my stuttering John voice I'm best doing my stuttering John voice. It's like it's not gay. It's so your dad's stuttering John.

I don't know how to say it. It's not gay if the guy sucks your dick. He literally said this to me, kind of out of nowhere. And I was like, So some other guy blew him. But I'm like, when did this happen? This is before mom, because my mom died, like four years ago.

He said, oh yeah, he has before mom. Like this is 45 years ago. Why are you talking about this? Yeah, why would you bring that up? Why is this like it just happened? It's a weird humble prayer. Did he ever tell you about it? About, why would you bring that up? Why is this like it just happens? It's a weird humble brand. Did he ever tell you mom about it? No, supposedly he didn't.

What was the guy's technique with his balls? I had follow-up question. Yeah, how did you tell him? He didn't know what the thing was. As if it was a consensual. He wouldn't like, he wouldn't go into detail. Did the guy swallow? He just started yelling.

I don't know, he was yelling. He wouldn't, yeah. He was yelling about what? He was yelling about everything. He went from the environment to politics to he guys dick sucked. years ago. It's not gay and to you finish on the beard It just came out of nowhere cuz I was asking my dad are you making any guy friends? He's like, oh, I can't go to the American Legion It's too smoky there no one will suck my dick now it's too smoky there. No one will suck my dick now. Yeah, I didn't know.

You should have him up on stage. He's selling it. Holy shit, he could probably fill 20 minutes for ya. Holy shit. I don't know why I brought that up. I don't know why you did it by your pre-shared. I made the summer to process. Okay. Well, thank you guys both so much for coming up. I was trying to plug dates and then I started getting a gig. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. God. Oh, yeah. I'll be in Austin at the Cap City Comedy Club September 8th, the Philly Helium September 14th. The Comedy Covent Jersey September 16th and 17th and then New Orleans, the Comedy House New Orleans September 30th October 1st and the Improv and Orlando October 27th with Kumia and Geno. Hopefully if it's face heals by then. Amazing that you memorized all these things. You could have just write this down. I'm so used to just like rattling them off on my show.

Put you to shame, Jim. No, I don't get it. I know I'm gonna be in anapolis next Friday. I don't know to venue when Thursday I'll be in Fairfield, Connecticut. I don't know to fucking venue either. The Fairfield Inn, it's like the first-for- Now it's some other outdoor pavilion. I don't know what a fuck it is, cares in, it's like the first one Now some other outdoor pavilion

I don't know what a fuck it is, cares Probably as fast as it does even though Yeah, probably I'm all pretty from Megadeth We're the first days Yeah Ha ha ha Alright, please join us again this week coming up

It might be the episode we find out once and for all Who are these podcasts? Sleep well everybody That's not the first Party in the must-vis Of morning radio I'm down to show these folks right now Podcasts, sleep while everybody's panting. That's not the thing. Party in the must-piss of Morning Radio. Hey, now the show is over now. Hmm.

Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Internet news. Internet news. From YouTube, we get feedback regarding our latest PitsDane's McGee video.

Gigi Kausio comments, John is like a guy who fills up his car with gas and then believes he's a mechanic. Jay Horvath, bringing John to the Howard Stern show and providing the longest running punchline with endless laughter, Mitch Faitel has to be the funniest comedian of all time. Orville writes, Every time you think John can't get worse, he does stuff like where is a shirt with a hole in it. How does he think that looks to a guest, not just the Bozo audience?

Floyd, all the clips ending on the most grotesque face a human can make is so fucking hilarious. Thomas notes, John likes talking entertainment, but refuses to provide it. Spud's key riffs, Stuttering John has the face of an unmade bed. Garyzee, the world famous Stuttering John? What world? Joe Servo, Guys Eating Baloney, What is the in prison?

One bag travel. Anyone know the winner of the NBA Finals? I have some bets to make. Over at Reddit, CT Rik posts, I'll take things that didn't happen for 100 Alex, and retweets John Melendez. I just had a great conversation with the Rochester Police Department.

You'll hear why shortly. A Ulylly. Can you believe how far this has come? LOL. This is all from John's extreme overreaction to a podcast reviewing his horrible show. In the same way, Siskel and Ibert reviewed movies. John is constantly laying down in traffic and wondering why he's getting run over. Sentinel 83.

Can anyone from the Rochester PD please, please, please get that recording to Carl? It's gotta be absolute gold. Fat Rec 92. God he wouldn't approve of this, John. Oh, my own. As does Worldwide. Did he not hear Carl rallying everyone to revive his career? 10 p.m. Tom. How dare he offer me money! Joggerlicious had this to say about Episode 326.

I was going to say that Tom Myers comes across as a dollar store norm McDonald, but that would be an insult to both norm and dollar stores. And from the discord, local Florida boy Pablo Honey plays us out with. Just remember everyone, make videos on YouTube, at least to a new segment, yeah, a lot going out with that. Yeah, I didn't, I didn't bring up the fact that there's been a threat that I will be arrested that has come through. We'll get into that. We'll get into that. We'll get into that.

But it's funny because it happened right after I did a whole thing where I said, let's all donate money to Stuttering John to keep his show going because I don't think it's going for this world. And Cardiff Electric sent me a note saying that he gave 500 bucks to his paypal. I don't know if start earning John to keep his show going because I don't think it's long for this world. And Cardiff Electric sent me a note saying that he gave 500 bucks to his paypal. I don't know if that's true or not. That's what he says. I don't know Cardiff to be a liar.

Do you know Cardiff to be a liar, Vinnie? No. Thanks, Scott. It made me want to donate. I want to sign up. All right, let's hit some voice mails real quick if you guys don't mind. My voice mailed?

No. My voice mailed. Oh. And then we'll get to back out here and I got Carl it's a bit of a clocky queen and I got calling because that impersonator that called in clearly doesn't know that my voice smells are kept in the end so I'm'm a so hammer something and also the real reason why I haven't been calling in is because I have been really busy training and single to be the the cocky princess.

He's getting so good. Oh, thank you. I close. So we would not finishing on Jenny Jingles at this point. She sounds like she's fun and bad. Carrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo From Reno, my request is that you play Circle and Side Clash by Mastinon. Also, uh, fuck, Meredith. Fuck those truck bros. Hey, great show. Go fuck yourself.

Call me back. We only do one, Mastinon. It's like a this show. The Hover Yeah! What you're taking on Mastinon? I like him. They're great. They're a little too smart on Macedon? I like them. They're great. They're a little too smart for me, but I like them.

Yeah. Yeah. No, they're great. Two of the guys are from Rochester. Oh, they are? Yeah, we're friends with Phil. Atlanta. Atlanta's where they all got together, but the guitarist Bill Keller, the friend of ours.

We tried to get him on that metal show at some point when it's in the air, but they were like, they didn't know who they were, VH1. They just want to bread Michaels from Poison. What? Yeah, they go look when people surf the channels, they didn't know who they were, VH1. They just want to bread Michaels from Poison. What? Yeah, they go look, when people surf the channels, they want to see a recognizable face. So we need like one of actual bread Michaels. Yeah, I know.

I'm telling you, I'm big, no, no one's going to know that turn of the channel. Go, everyone knows they're going to watch that metal show. No one's going to stop. You should have been like, your VH1. What the fuck do you know about that? I remember that because we want to mess it on. They had no clue.

I remember when we got a VN7 fall, we had them on. And the woman like the head of VH1 sent an email out of me, she goes, we got revengeed. She thought it was called revenge. We got revengeed. Like she thought it was a guy. Like that was like the signal was got revengeed. Just do a Google search for

you and bear it's not that difficult wow I didn't know they'll from Rochester know that great band that's a lot of times chip called it to the show a called Chippa Chippa yeah with Kristie mayor on the week or what did you have Kristie governor on the salt man Hey, get it?

She was blocked. Yeah, well, we wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Of course he may have got the big guns or just some callin' or a denti-nice salt. Fuck yeah, call me back, doctor, doctor. Home rod, chef. So original. Home rod is usual. I tell Jim, no one, you know me, real good friends. call me back. I'm talking homerun chip. So original homerun is usual.

I told Jim Norton, you know, me a real good friend is used to roommates. I said, you realize we both made a lot of money off playing retards. Yeah. It really is true. Chip chips and special ed. Yeah. Can you believe it? That was the path we took.

If so, I want to tell the young Jim Ford team, like, you got to answer your retards more off. All right. All right. Okay. even. All right. All right. That's what that's. OK. Yeah. All right. So as we know, Gary from San Diego is no longer allowed to call into the show because Cardiff has claimed that he owns Gary from San Diego.

Fortunately, we have Barry Colligan. Hey, Carl. This is Barry from Escondito. I'm Gary's cousin. I guess he's prohibited from calling anymore because he's kind of an exclusive deal with Cardiff. Anyway, I've got some news on Stuttering John. I disagree with your premise that he's going to give up on his podcast because lack of money and the fact that he's not getting any income from comedy gigs, not getting any showbiz jobs, not getting any substitute. He's going to continue that podcast no matter how few listeners he has because he loves the

fame. Somehow the fan that he gets from his ten or twelve listeners and as long as he could get a donation from Benny Locke, they'll keep it up. He'll never give up that podcast. So I disagree with you. Why are they playing this? I don't know. I was hoping you'd cause it all for me.

I was hoping you'd cause it all for me. It's not very easy. Why would you give that guy money? It's just great. Let's talk to your wife Trudy. Probably get a DUI. We don't want that to happen. That's crazy.

Why is the other wife Trudy? Anyway, Duttering John? you are we don't want that to happen that's crazy. Why is the other wife Judy anyway. Pick it up. Duttering John. No, no donation from Barry from Escondito. Talk to you later. All right, Barry. Thank you.

Substituting John doesn't have the same doesn't roll of the tongue like Stuttering John does. I can get used to it. All right. This is the last one I'll play that will leave the rest of the boy spells for the show later this week. This is my tryout for the Vanderh herself guy. Okay, here goes. The band rehearsal. Pretty good. Fuck you. Good diction. Fair enough. All right. Okay, folks. Guess what?

The episodes? Oh, wow! Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye, guys. That was a great episode. That was really great.