Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep328 - The Dabble Queen vs. The Dabbler

Episode Date: July 20, 2022

Stuttering John "won" a conversation at the pub and can't wait to tell us all about it. It's not a surprise, John knows more about politics and does all the research. So of course he's going to school his "mates" at the Scotland Yard. Chrissie Mayr and Frank Pellegrino join the show to react to this wet brained dolt. Then we visit his website and check out his first Tonight Show appearance. He comes out wearing an Indiana Jones hat and it goes nowhere. Good job, stupid. https://www.chrissiemayr.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Tickets for the roast: http://creepoffroast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

episode You know what I miss penis what a dick are you a boner guy? What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize cuz Cuz a row cuz a row slap a runie it's showtime W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P. Hello, Roberto Costaro is welcome to another episode. Who are these podcasts? The only show that does back-to-back episodes and then puts them out days later in order to fulfill two episodes per week as we have promised everybody.

I am joined by the great Chrissy Mayer once again. Chrissy, hello. Thank you. Thanks for letting me continue to state your hand. Yes, thank you for being here. And Frank is here as well. Thank you for having me. Thank you so much for coming in Frank producer Chris is lurking in the background in the shadows somewhere and as they mid-week episode

that I have entitled the Daibler with the dabble queen. Wow. That's right. with the dabble queen. Wow. That's right. Chris, he is here to discuss, what's going on with settling John? There's so much to discuss. As I mentioned, we were recording this on Saturday,

so there might be new things that happen between now and Thursday when we put this out. But as of right now, the latest is that John was bragging about calling the Rochester Police Department on me. And maybe we should start there. Let's get that. I played this on the bonus show, I think maybe. Anyway, whatever.

It was so long ago. It's like, I forget that the Stuttering John, the Howard Stern, Jay Leno, that holds a lot of weight to a lot of these congressmen and women. Like, yeah, I remember that guy, you know what I mean? It's, I just called, I have an issue. I call the Rock Chester Police Department and the detective on the phone happened to be named John and he's like, he's like, hey, start her and John,

man, love you brother. And it's just like, it's just so weird. Like, you know, I guess, I guess that era, you know, was such a memorable. There was no way. Yeah. Yeah. That's true.

That's what I was radio intelligence, you know? Yeah. Remember a ball. Also known as memorable. Yeah, remember more, more, more, more, more, more, more. He was even more memorable. Remember, remember, more, more. Maybe he's confusing it with the Pokemon Remarade,

which is like a fish eel type figure. Yeah, I'm sure that's what he was confused like that. I'm Chris, yeah, I think you're down in it, for sure. Now, if you guys ever heard of a, like, let's say that John's a public figure, I'll use the term celebrity very loosely. Bracking about trying to have somebody arrested on his show, that's something that you would kind of do

on the slide a little bit, right? He's very, again, nonchalantly bringing up that he called Rochester police, but really the theme is he's still very relevant and popular and famous. He's tweeting about it. He tweeted that he had a great conversation with the RPD, and he'll tell us all about it at some point. I have yet to be arrested. I want to put that out there. I didn't think it had between now and Thursday, but so far I haven't been arrested for that.

Have you spoken to them? Have you called them and been like, hey, no, they're not going to the door at any time. At any time, yeah, for sure. You know, that I have anything going on. When this comes out, you might be in jail. That's true. I produce a crystal out to put this out for me. Yeah, right. Yeah.

I'll use my one phone call to call into John's show. Oh, that's right, he doesn't have the phone system up yet. Oh, I was talking about putting together a compilation of all the things John said would happen that haven't happened. There's thousands of them at this point. He's always talking about, I'm saving up my body. I'm going to get a phone system in here. I'll be like a real show, real college show. You don't need a phone system. I'm going to get a big boy bike. What I think is unfortunate, Carl, is that if he's resorting to call on the Rochester police department. Yeah. It probably means that any moves that he's made with the great Michael Popok have not worked

out. Correct. Yeah. That's what it means to me. So, yes, people are speculating that it's to have them serve me with whatever lawsuit he has, but that's not with the cases because I got the season to say I've responded to that, so now they probably have received my response to it. Well I have, I don't do anything to accuse me of doing. I'll hand it to you

after this you have to read it it's pretty funny. So this I think he really is trying to get me criminally arrested for bullying I don't know. I don't know what he thinks is I'm doing this against the law. Well you know you take his lunch. No! He's been a substitute teacher, so he knows how dangerous bullying is. Right. So maybe that's the first time he thinks you can go to the principals office. Yeah.

He is that meme of the guy that puts the stick in his own bike and then falls over. Yeah. He's gonna give us Carl. I don't know if he thinks I'm gonna get to 10-chit or something. The RPD are gonna be like, you can't podcast for two weeks. You aren't gonna get a talking to. We're gonna call your parents. So anyway, John this past week tweeted that he had a conversation with the RPD trying

to scare me or something, but that wasn't even the worst tweets he put out this week. So Arty Lang, oh shit, I forgot to talk to Jim about this. God damn it, such an idiot. Arty Lang put out a tweet that he's finished some program, some drug rehab program, and he just wanted to let everybody know that things are going well for him, and everyone's like, good, that's great, great to hear. So John tweets out, I'm happy to see my friend Arty at Arty Quitter,

so he tagged him on it, has completed his drug rehab. I know that Arty and I have had our problems, Twitter wars, on air fights, et cetera, which I know now was because he was using. But at the end of the day, I will always love him and consider him a friend hashtag Arty, which is a shitty thing to run.

Just letting you know that it was all your fault. Yes, it was all your fault. It reminds me of like Homer when Marge has a gambling problem. You have a gambling problem. You have a gambling problem. Like, just fucking rubbing his face at it. And then Homer gets Marge a present of a bowling ball. That old gag.

Yeah. What's the point of hashtag already though? Hashtag already is weird too, right? Yeah. I want to make sure everyone sees this. Look. So not already. That isn't even the worst one though.

He then follows up with this. I've never ever in my life had a fight with at Arty quitter when he was sober. He was my closest friend on the show, which is why he was the only person I told about 1-0. I never started a fight with Arty in my life. All fights were started by him when he was under the influence. Again, it's all his fault. That's insane. It's all patently false, too. Well, of course. I mean, we've seen the podcast. We know what has happened between these two. So it's insane that he says that, like, already like say, get a little jab,

and just bust his balls. And John's response is kill yourself. Like, I never go. Get a slow, you're all there, buddy. But the best is somebody posted that tweet. I just read on the dabblers subreddit. And Eugenius the Great, I'm reading his response. I got it.

He's killing it. I hate when people blame their addictions for shit they say slash do. John Tigget to the next level, blamed other people's addictions for the shit he said slash did. Oh my God. That's how terrible addiction is.

Yeah. What are the addictions? The addiction is the reason why I'm not getting enough super chats. What a total, what a total asshole. Wow. All right, let's get into this episode, the John put out on Thursday. You can see that Ron Philpowski joins, but he's not the first guest. And this is John starting off the show.

Yeah, baby, welcome to the world famous Stuttering John podcast with your favorite host of the world famous Stuttering John. Got to figure this green screen out right now, but I'm not going to do that because I know I have my guest who is a very popular guest. He's on MSMBC all the time. Please welcome the great you go low All to the show. How are you buddy? All right, so the first Asian guest he's ever had right? I don't know. I don't know. I don't see that problem Mike by the way. It's not plugged in. Well, you hear how bad that sounds. It sounds like shit So the green screen is not centered. You can see heart part of his room in the background. So that looks like shit.

I mean, that's the one rule about green screens. Either cover it all or don't cover any. What are you doing? It just looks childish. And he sounds like shit. It just sounds like he's not even using the mic. Like maybe he's using his last stop. It's not plugged in or so.

He's got the wrong thing clicked. Maybe. We had time for a mic check. He had women's in time. So people call him out on that and he does go into the fact that it's because he cleared his house out or his room out, he got rid of all the cardboard boxes. Wow.

And that's why it sounds like shit. The roaches were providing insulation that helped with this. Yeah. So we'll get into that in a second, but first, I just like that because John thinks he's a political pundit, he's talking to this guy who's actually at the House of Representatives and he's reporting for MSNBC

and John can't keep up with any of the conversations that they're having. Oh, what vote are you talking about? Sorry. The voting on amendments to the NDA, which is kind of our only opportunity to grab some of the members today. So I have to go and grab them and then come back. But I'm just keeping an eye on it.

Oh, this is okay, you know, I appreciate that you're on. What is NDA, A, Stanford? The National Defense Authorization Act. It's the annual defense spending bill. And so it's like a big priority to Congress. Right. Okay, well, okay, let me get right into it, whether you go. So what John does is he reads MSNBC and then he repeats all the talking points that he saw

on there and thinks that he's actually smart when it comes to politics. We were just doing the RedScare podcast earlier and these are people who are crazy, but at least they actually understand what they're talking about and have thoughts in their own ad that they come up with and opinions. John just regurgitates, he doesn't even know what the NDA is. He should probably have known that before having this particular guest. Yeah, you would think so. That's coming to you live from the NDAA. And he's just like embarrassed. You can tell he's letting him know right away. Okay, I'm looking at my phone.

I could go at any minute. Like I'm letting you know I have a heart out. And that heart out is literally any minute now. And guess what, Chris, he's like, that's exactly what happened. He's like, I gotta go. Did he think that this was going to be a professional podcast? He's been on John's show before. Oh, God. I don't know if he think that this was gonna be a professional piecat? He's been on John's show before. Oh God.

I don't know if he'll come back again. Maybe he thinks this is a make-a-wish. Yeah, I gotta do, I do some charity work. It's just something that I believe in. But yeah, so. Community service, he has hours. This is Hugo giving him the boot 10 minutes into the interview. I really have to dash, but I will come back again soon, please, you go.

Yeah, like I'm got we've managed to get this done and finally like we've got this in town again because this is always really fun. It's just that it's a very, very busy new cycle. Thank you for having me again. I really appreciate it. All right, you go take care. All right, the great you go low. I'm unfortunately he had to go a little bit earlier

than I anticipated, but I didn't know that he was, you know, he didn't have really that much time at all, which really kind of stinks because I have so much more to talk to him about, but No, he doesn't know what to talk. He's got a full time before his next guest comes on because he usually does an hour with each guest He says two hour show wow hour with the first person hour the second person less than just talking to him the whole time So he's not prepared to fill this kind of time so he texts Ron filibowsky's like can you come on sooner and the guys like watching golf? He's like, yeah, all right You know whatever.

So now, John has to fill us a time. I have just the questions that I would ask him, I'm just gonna ask you. Right, yeah. So are you at DC right now? No. One of that. All right, so this is John's assessment

of the January 6 trial that's going on, or whatever you want to call that. I mean, when you watch the Jan 6 committee, it, I mean, how much more evidence do you fucking need? This guy says guilty as sin. There's so much. He's still on the, this is how all of these people are. They're still worried about Trump.

They're upset. This is, they're, CNN was on briefly other day at Stand Up New York, because I was doing a spot there. And I was like, oh, right, these are the only places that play CNN still are like, you know, comedy clubs and restaurants who are absolutely just have it on. And all they were talking about was Trump still. It's insane. I couldn't believe it. That all they were talking about was Trump still. It's insane. I couldn't believe it.

That it's almost two years now. Yeah. And they're still obsessed with Donald Trump. And he's guilty and they want to find him guilty. And all this kind of shit. You've got to think about you guys. He's over it. Why are you over it?

You sound like a jealous ex. They also think this is a trial. Yeah, I know. I know. It's very, this is the same exact type of hearing that I think the Major League Baseball players did. 15 years ago, Rafael Palmero shaking his finger. Nothing happens from this.

Yes, Sammy Sos is not in prison. No, you know, yeah. Yeah, I mean, those six or six months. Yeah, it is all for sure. So then people explain to John that he sounds like shit. And he tries to figure out how microphones work. Okay, let me explain something to everybody. And this is experience.

This is the world according to John. This is the stuttering John world. For all of those who don't know, we did pitch a reality show because I maintain, no, I'm using my real mic. I'm using my Scarlett check check check check. Yeah, yeah, I'm yeah, I'm definitely using it. So I don't know why it's just because I you know, I moved out all the boxes in my room because it was just I just said, you know, I'm sick in his car,

but there's like, there was like 10, 15 car blood boxes. Why? So he said, you know, John, just put in storage. So I just took everything out and put it in storage. It's just why it's a little echoey. Because, you know, I like the room. You know, it was a clutter and stuff. And, you know, so I decided to just move everything.

And my green screen can breathe. I gotta get just move everything. I'm a green screen complete. I gotta get some of those. I gotta buy and stuff. These things sound like, sound muffling things so I could soak up some of the audio. I think he's moving into storage. The mic's further away. Is that better?

I wanted to be close to my boxes. Yeah. Also, he's not using the microphone correctly. This guy has been in broadcasting his entire life and doesn't know the microphone should be closer to your mouth than that. And then we wouldn't be hearing it ricochet off the walls coming back to it.

How does he not know how that works? Well, because of the boxes. The stuttering sounds better from a distance. I also like the way he makes decisions. He goes, and I said, John, we gotta get these boxes out of here. It took a two years to figure out to stop using his shitty apartment as a storage facility. And then he's like, declare it's like, I had a conversation with myself. And we came to the determination that I don't need these boxes in here.

Yeah, no shits. Yeah, if the roaches didn't give it away. Yeah, what was your first clue? All the boxes say like close to where when I lose 30 pounds. These are all my size. Two's one day. It's my goal pants. Yeah, these are my tonight's show blazes. Shirts without hold. You might want to not put those in storage, John. Keep those around.

You're going to need those. Plamed pictures of me when I had a career. All right, so now John has to fill 30 minutes. Uh-oh. Yeah, I know. He will not prepare to do this. Let's call the Rochester police department. I got a front door there.

Detective John. Is John there, please? Could you play? Can John play for a minute? All right, so now John has to figure out what to talk about you'll never believe what he decides to talk about the experience He just had in the bar that they before go figure So yesterday I'm hanging out at the Scotland yard. Yes. I don't only go to the Pickwick pub. I also go to JJ Sullivan's, a Scotland Yard. You know, I go to Pickwick, pitch, UB Stro, and I'm going to the TGI Fridays, you, Genepsis. Hey, no, that's

kind of some joke. Thank you. You, Genepsis, because I'm sure that's some kind of joke. Yeah, you don't get it. I don't get it. Huge enough to see. What's that? Well, it's huge penis. But what's funny about it is that the reason why it's written that way is because our review girl, Vic, read a user name and pronounced it that way.

So it's an inside joke for her. Wow. Which is always fun. I know that's got to be some joke who was funny. Oh wow. Which is always fun. I know that's gotta be some joke. Thank you. But anyway. All right. So let's get into what happened at the bar.

And I'm very excited to tell you. I don't want to spoil anything. But he wanted to argue it. Oh wow. I love it people tell you stories about it. And then he said this. And then I said that. And he's like, whoa, you're so smart.

I'm like, I know. Take away what? I have it all recorded. I'll figure it out. So I'm there with two of my mates from England. Pfft. Mates. One, a Trump loyalist.

The other just plays fine for everything. I love the thing you with this mate. He's like, cheerio, John. Hey, Johnny Boy, have a sit. They're fobs. I know. We're scavenging right now to play his mates for you. Ooh, I love him. So the reason why I tell these stories is because I think that this is what goes on maybe at your pub, you know, at your church, at your- Where else do people like Uncle?

What? Game. It doesn't matter. I think these are the kind of conversations that are going on in America as we speak. Name three places where people get together and have conversations. I can only name two. I can name three bars. Yeah, I don't know if you're here about this. Big wig. Scotland, yeah. Counting with John. Maybe you're talking about this at Apple Bees.

I don't know. All right, so John is telling this as a public service announcement because his conversation is happening all over America and he needs to not only educate his mates from England, but he's to educate all of us too, which is great. So I'm talking to these two friends from England and somehow they couldn't wait to blame Biden for inflation. Now, I hate to say this. No, it's right there. I love to say this.

I do so much research before I even enter the pub. And I just call them all pups. Because I know that the misinformation is going to get spewed towards me because I'm the loudest voice in the pub when it comes to the democratic cause. Also, because I drink the most. Yeah. I know that it was going to yell at me don't want to make it all the fucking always Everyone's yelling at me John when you gonna pay a tail It's that's by some Biden's phone. I haven't paid my dad. I did my research

I love that he says he does his research. He's so proud of himself You're gonna find out later what that entails. He did a Google search. Oh wow causes of inflation What's his Google search and it Biden wasn't the first results. He was like, see? There you go. You can even look at the second page. Not that, not that page. No, not that result.

Now, this one over here. Don't go to duck, duck, go either. So this is fired up, stuttering, John. And this shows the level of political discourse that we're talking about with this ass hat. I can't imagine having a conversation with this guy at a bar. If you aren't agreeing with him, it's got to suck.

Because I live it, love it, and I fight it all the time against autocracy, I fight against Trumpism, I fight against right wing lunacy, racism, bigotry, transphobia, homophobia. I like how he says homophobia. He says there's rights and supremacy, white nationalism, fear of phones. I am the loudest voice out of my democratic friends.

I am not an apologist, I am not a pacifist, and I will speak my mind especially when I know the facts. And I say this with venom, because I am so fucking sick and tired of people coming at me with misinformation and misrepresentations. I cannot fucking stomach it. She's ready? Are you? She's ready?

Are you? She's ready? She's ready? She's ready? Are you? I'm not leaning by it. I think I'll fire it up in this inflation. This is how it happens when he's teaching and so I throw a spit ball.

This is how he starts talking. I'm not leaning. Listen, you guys might think the spit balls are funny, but you are all over. This is what happens when he's teaching and so I throw a spitball. This is how he starts talking. Listen, you guys might think the spitball's a funny, but you are a racist and you are a misogynist and he just throws out worries as you know what they mean. This is sick of that. He reminds me of the band teacher in high school that would chuck a racer's that our heads.

Yeah. Number one, I say you play Biden. Inflation is 9.1 in England. Italy is, I think, 10 hungry. I have all the numbers I tweeted it all out. Hungry is like 70 percent inflation. But I'm saying they are missing for it. So England number one says, well, England always follows America. England number two says, yeah, the whole world, they all follow America. I go, what? You really think that the British economy is solely based on America? Here it, he changed the thing that they said.

These are his really good friends. And he refers to his England number one and number two. But I like that they said, well, you know, honestly, the biggest economy in the entire world does have an effect on the rest of the world, especially trading partners and the value of currency. And he goes, you think it's solely because of the US, like that's not what they said, John.

Even to him recounting it. What an asshole! He's doing it wrong. You owe me a drink. He then goes on to explain that supply and demand is something he learned about in economics 101 and that's what the economy has to do with when it's supplying him and it's like,

holy shit, John, you must be a treat to be heckin' only imagined. And then he gets real smug right here. He talks about all of his knowledge on oil imports. I love smoked junk. No. Yeah. His eyes get squintier. The more you know. No. Yes. Yes.

Yes. His eyes get squintier. The more you know, it's about a subject. No. That right there is the turning agent. This is the perfect, the perfect smug junk junk right there. Now wait till you hear about how I won this argument.

No. Yes. Yes. Yes. Then like the other reason is to war in Ukraine. Russia, which I inform England number one, I said, well, you know that Russia is a lodge provider of oil. No, they're not.

Russia doesn't give us oil. No, they're not. Russia. Russia doesn't give us oil. I kid you not, folks. And if you don't know it, I'll tell you Russia is the third largest supply of oil in the world. Is this a recording of him doing substitute teaching? If you're amazing. Yeah, this is calling kids out for being at some. On the camera to pan, did you show roomful of students? Yeah. What do you think the answer is Billy? Wrong again. Student number two.

Student number one. Yeah, he calls him student one. All right, so let's find out how John became so knowledgeable on all of these topics, like the Academy and oil and boards. But the fact that they don't know that, and I have to tell them, is what is really frustrating to me. Like, I'm not claiming I'm a genius although I am but you know it doesn't take that much work to pick up a computer hit Google and look up reasons for inflation three words reasons for inflation showing off again. Yeah Now if you do that. Yeah

You will find out what is really causing oh god The inflation and my gas prices in this country boom. I like that he starts by saying I do my research It turned out to be a single Google search. I did my research. I saw an opinion piece. Yeah, right? Which is factual because I give all the information I made one Google search. I did my research, I saw an opinion piece. Yeah, right. Which is factual. Because I give all the information, I made one Google search and now I know. Also, John doesn't bring this up, but increased money supply is certainly

one of the reasons for inflation. He never brings that up. Like when you actually flood the country with money, it's worthless. How much was printed? That's how inflation works. And I'm not blaming Biden for that. It's been going on for a long time.

But the fact that John never even brings that up, and he thinks it's the smartest guy in the room. And the best part is that he goes, my friends are blaming Biden. Which way, you blame the president. I'm not saying the president has any fucking control over these things, but that's what people do. And what's funny is that John doesn't pick up on the fact that he blames Trump for everything. And that's fine.

You can't blame Biden for anything, but you can blame Trump for everything and he says it in the next fucking breath. Oh God. They don't realize that Donald Trump, his response to COVID was so lame that we never response in the first six months of it because this has been backed up and corroborated because it was happening mostly to people in blue states. What? What? What? Jared Kushner decided maybe not give them PPE

so early easy, easy dad. Maybe we don't give him any PPE where they're only killing people in blue states. Based on what? Wow. Is that crazy? Damn. That went from zero to 100 quick.

That's a conspiracy right there. That is a crazy conspiracy. They're like, well, we can kill some America. That went from zero to 100 quick. That's a conspiracy right there. That is a crazy conspiracy. They're like, well, we can kill some American. That's fine. I'm cool with that. Holy shit. Super villain, John. What have some people with disabilities like started?

How do you avoid making this a political show when you hear him lie like this? It's insane. I know. Trust me. We could get into all of these things. It's like, yeah, like what's the point? He's just an idiot. But I did want to figure out how did he learn about this information?

Who told him this information? Yep. House box will tell you. I think he's the one who either him and no Casla were the ones to inform me on that. House Box is my number one new source. Don't forget Donald Trump was out there telling people to put fucking flashlights up the rest. That guy did Jenny would laugh on me. But he said he was trying to be funny, but I was like, okay, that's a pretty good joke. I just went up your ass to cure him.

The keys are always the last place to look. I love it, he goes, so Trump was actively killing Americans. You know, I know that the two people have my show hate Trump, and if nothing good to say about him told me so. Oh, well, there you go. No castle or things that, that must be true. Obviously, how far gone is this guy? He's in a whole different fucking dimension.

So confident. That me, yeah, I know. It's almost like anybody can go on his podcast, tell him something and he just believes it. Oh yeah, yeah, no, literally. Like anything, we played it just a couple of weeks ago, somebody posted on there, Carl just tweeted out your home address and he's like, oh, there he goes again, doxing me.

I'm never tweeted out. I need his home address, Jack. Jesus Christ. He just believes anything anyone tells him. And Trump likes to kill Democrats, as we all know. I can't believe my address did not get more likes. Hey, should we give some mass to people in New York City? Fuck those people.

That blue. Yeah. Rerown at the Florida. What a fucking idiot. Put a flashlight up his ass. It's funny because Trump didn't see some fucking wacky shit, but then the way that the telephone gang is, game has worked over the last couple here. It's a stout turned into like, you said, should have a flashlight up your ass. Like, if you want to say said, you should have a flashlight up your ass. If you would have said that, I would have been fucking laughing my ass off.

I think you would have gotten reelected if you would have said that. Pretty good. And not to get political, Frank, to your point. The person who actually did actively kill people was governor Cuomo. Yep. And Newsom.

And then don't forget. I know, I know. But literally, they came out and confessed that they made the wrong decision in light about it because they didn't want to fuel Trump. Like, well, yeah, of course we made the wrong decision by making all of those people go back to the nursing homes. But we had to do that.

We had to lie about it because Jesus Trump could have used that as like a campaign slogan or something. Like, that's evil. You people are evil. You know that, right? And then he's turned to the Trump with PPE for stuff. He's a fun stuff. Oh, John.

All right, let's get into some investment advice. Oh, and also I want to remind everyone I made this declaration on the show last week. We need to keep John's career alive. Everyone vote for Trump in 2024. It's the only thing it's gonna get. CNN and MSNBC ratings again, or guys like Stuttering John and Hail Sparks, because it's getting old now.

There's no boogie man. They're running out of gas. Yeah, right. It's like spider man and there's no super felons. Right, what are you doing? I don't know. You're shooting webs at the wall. Yeah, literally the plot to mystery, man.

Yeah, right. Exactly. There's nothing to solve anymore. Okay, well, I can't say this. Let's get some investment advice from our friend, Stetcha, who's rolling in dough, so why not? Look, I got plenty of stocks. I'm getting crushed.

Some of them are mismatched. I'm lost like any of my fucking assets. I'm stuck. Getting killed. Thankfully, I'm not a short-term investor. You should be, you know, when you buy Disney in Ford and GM and American Airlines and the various other stocks that I hold. You don't worry, because it's going to come back.

They'll always be Disney Marvel and Star Wars. They'll always be Ford fusions and all the Ford Broncos. That's the car I drive. Is it? Yeah. Ford discontinues lines all the time. They'll always be Ford fusions. Well, I don't know. Do you have Star Wars?

Yeah, it's Star Wars. I invest in Luke Skywalker. Instead of mad money, it's stuttering money. It'll come back. GM as well. American Airlines will come back. Just like Heather. And the blue chips that I have.

He's got it all figured out. He's got all the chips. All right. So John's lost half of his assets, but he's confident that he'll live long enough to see that come back. I'm not. But I hope it's true. So what's find out, the only thing that John holds Biden accountable for, because John

has said, I'm not an apologist, I just think he's doing a great job. And he's doing everything right. Except for one thing. The only thing that I blame Joe Biden for, the only thing is Merrick Garland. Okay. Now I know you go low, you go low, just told us to be patient. What?

Things will get better. Garland's going to do his job. I don't know. All one's gonna do is jump. I don't bite. So the only thing he's concerned about is Merrick Garland, not Afghanistan, I mean, nothing else did bite it too wrong. I'm a little surprised, he's been off for a long time. I think we made a few mistakes here or there.

Not according to John. All right, so then John brings his guest on finally because this is painful This whole segment. He was not prepared for is super painful So finally he brings on Ron Philpelski and Ron wants to ask John a question I just found this back and forth kind of amusing Hi, John John can I am I allowed to ask you a Question about I your experience on Howard Stern. Hi, John. John, can I am I allowed to ask you a question about your experience on Howard Stern? Oh, out. Yes, just don't talk about the conversation we had earlier. No,

no, no, no, no. Yes, it's just something I always wanted to ask you for a long, long time. Sure. No, I can do that. Okay. Because you know, I'm going to open book. All right, just talk about, don't talk about the pictures I sent you over my penis. Yeah. He goes, say what you want. I'm an open book right after saying what's that thing we were just talking about now, right? What a fucking idiot. What's that are these? Nope. Carl, nope. Nope. Uh, all right. So then this interview is bonkers because Ron decides to talk to you about Howard Stern

and John goes through all the things we've heard on thousands in times. Getting the job on the tonight show and how he tried to talk to Howard about it, how he didn't want to talk to him. And then he said to do this and Robin said to do that. It's like, Jesus Christ, why are you rehashing this? You would think he'd be bored of these stories. I am. How is he not bored of telling these stories?

He's trying to impress just Ron. This has been a phone conversation. This should have been a phone conversation. It didn't have to be a podcast. This should not be a show. Everyone's heard these things a million times. So after talking about how great he was on, I'm a celebrity, get me out of here. And he talks about how like, well, that's how they discovered me on the tonight show.

They saw me on, I'm a celebrity, get me out of here. And so they had me on the show on the tonight show. She saw me and fell in love with me. Then they booked me as a guest. Then I came to the show, was a guest, and I killed it. It's on my website, SutteringJomalinders.com. You should watch my first appearance on the tonight show, killed it. So you were on as a guest.

Yes, and Jay, I didn't know that, okay. Jay was laughing as well. The whole crowd laughing. He is Uncle Rico, I was honestly. I was calling you Dynamite. Yeah, so Julie is pointed this out. He is Uncle Rico from the police dynamite. Yeah, so Shulius pointed this out.

He just shows about Senator Jenny comes with the Uncle Rico show. Because yeah, every single story is just like, I was the best. Everyone loved me. It was unbelievable. How great I was. The idea that he would tell a guest on his show,

go to my website and watch my first appearance on this tonight show. No, that's fine. No, I'll wait for you. Go ahead. Bring it up. Go do it right now. I have it to have it running.

It's still voting, right? Refresh it. Jake was laughing as aso of the whole crowd laughing. I was honest. I'm a New Yorker. And it was just jokes, I had written on the way there. And she says, John. It's someone very saying, no. And, um, she says, John.

It's so embarrassing. You know, let's look at his website real quick. Because it's a little dated. He couldn't just get stuttering john.com. Yeah. He had to get stuttering john mojones or john mojones.com or something that would be easy. No, it has to be stuttering in it.

Of course, all caps. I don't do politics in my standup, but when it comes to my podcast, I am dedicated to taking down the DoTard known as Donald Trump. Please press the donate button to keep the podcast going to guarantee his fat ass is voted out in November. Wow, I don't know, he was still in office. Apparently he is, which is interesting because

the copyright on this website is next year. Oh, Dante. Dante is still his content. Oh, yeah, he might want to update that too, because he's been fired from Golden Ardons Entertainment. Have you tried talking to Dante yet? I should. I should reach out to him.

He'd be interesting. Do you have his number? It's right there. Oh, yeah, good point. We all have his number. Good point. Yeah, I should give him a call. Mr. Kister, one more time.

This website was made in the future. What's that on the shop? Is still it off? I need to be taken out. It's like when you leave a Christmas tree up and it's maze. Like, is it too early? Is it too late? Yeah, right.

Christmas in July. So this is his website. It starts with this ridiculous picture. Oh my God. How many pounds ago is that? Oh, shit. Can you find one photo of you not holding a beer on stage? Can you try to be professional for a half a fucking second on the homepage of your own website? Yeah, but that's a Bud Light. That's how people know that I'm cool. Yeah. What's he got on up coming appearances?

I think anything new. All right. Let's look at that. I want to say I don't know Upcoming appearances not even appearances with an Literally It is upcoming appearances not even appearances with an epic appearance literally Singular He knows he's only got one booking at a time. I'll be in court this Monday Yeah, I'll be at the Home Depot. I only have one show at a time. Does anyone else anyone else? I don't care what profession you're in Have a lawsuit as the main navigation Before swag

Swag which I pointed out before stuff we all got is supposed to be free Swag stuff we all got But he thinks it's merchandise cuz he's a fucking moron. I love that he has lost it. Let's look at that real quick. This is the whole, yeah, the series XM lawsuit, which is in the process, I'm gonna throw it out right now. You might want to take that website. Why would you have a sign on your website?

All right, you guys ready? Let's see what's out there. Make them seem edgy. Oh, it's all all no the pandemic year and it's like I'm gonna say it's like I know literally all of our faces when we look at his gay right and you don't dabble how dare you sir this this website was written in the

future see what sucks about it is he just explicitly told Ron to go to his website Yes, so it's active in his opinion. Oh, yeah Thank you Frank. Thank you for pointing that out because it's one thing to say like his website's out of date And you should probably update it, but he's actively telling people go to his website to go to his website check it out And it's embarrassing. So let's go to his the thing he's talking about Yeah, here it is on the homepage his tonight show appearance. Hey, Dave's TNT show Oh, no, it doesn't TNT tonight show does he think tonight is too worse?

Oh Wait What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? Oh, two nights. What else could it be? Wait, two T-Zs. T-Zs. T-Z was a network. Yeah, it's not T-A-D. I'm confused. I don't know what that is.

Maybe it's like it was dynamite. I don't know. The way on the Howard Stern Show. I do like that when I pause it. I see what a vibe it is. Yeah. It's really, really. It's also just on, I'm a celebrity.

Get me outta here. Well, it's a little laugh. Well, it's a little laugh. It's a little laugh. I made Lotto laugh. Yeah, he left us a title of the show here. I laughed at your credit. It's not difficult.

He's also a comic. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. That's awesome. Wow. Oh my god. It's this Indiana Jones. Who is that guy? I've never seen that guy. I The end of John who is that guy I've never seen that guy holy shit I don't know he looks like Snoopy's brother

All right, thank you you are I can't believe I'm here today. What a nice day. Well, you're a celebrity now. I was jarrin' from Subway Busy tonight and what happened? Is that one of those who own the cards? Well, that one of those who own the cards the way I'm here. He bought that hat that week. You know, he's like, oh, that day. Something edgy. I need something different to wear.

You know what? He said, boy, you catch on fast. Can I take this off, come on. Take that stupid hat off. Yeah. I'm going to take that off. I'm going to take that off. I'm going to take that off.

I'm going to take that off. I'm going to take that off. I'm going to take that off. I'm going to take that off.'s like, Oh, that day. Something edgy. I need something different to wear. Hey, Zipo, you catch on fast. Can I take this off, can I take that stupid hat off? My wife says I look good with the hat, but I don't know. What do you think? They can't see it fucking stupid. I think you'll see me. My wife says I look good in this hat, and where are my checks?

Also, I don't have a wife. You're late with a child support, but she says a lot of things. It's ridiculous. And you know, make sure hair look good too. But you know, I'll tell you about you just back from my show. You're from the celebrity. What was the fucking point of the prop? He comes out to hand-ticks off immediately and I was hair was like, shit, what was the point of that? It's a talking point. It's a conversation starter.

You're out of talk show. You don't even have a conversation starter. In case we have nothing to talk about. She ain't just take care of that. Talk about my hat. He's got notes. She did a pretty good job. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to show. You don't even have a conversation starter.

In case we have nothing to talk about. She ain't gonna take care of that. Talk about my hat. He's got notes. You did a pre-interview. You're fine. She don't want a fucking tap hat. I know.

You don't think worse would have been had a smaller hat underneath it. I don't know what it would have been worse. No, that would have been hilarious. No, John, are you better or worse than the average of your four grand parents? Get me out of here. Let me ask. When they called you, No, John, are you better or worse than the average of your four grand parents? Let me ask when they called you Did you know you were a celebrity? It's a great question. Why does he think he's world famous now that I was considered myself like

That's a good question. I don't know I can't get down with with humble self-deprecating. 90s of the early odds, right? It's not a wide, what's it called? Oh, yeah, you're right. Aspect ratio is four by three. Like 20 years old? Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah. So he left Howard in 04 to go on this tonight show. So this was obviously before that.

So it's probably 15. Yeah, well, no, it's probably like 25 years. He's also still married to Suzanne. Yeah, right. And Jerry Foltz was not a pedophile yet. Yeah, right. That's probably like 25 years. There's also still Marjus Suzanne. Yeah, right. And Jared Folt was not a pedophile yet. Right. That's a couple of clues right there. Good call.

All right. I know that you guys have to get out of here. I want to play. There was a song that we played on the bonus show, but I want to play it on here. It comes from Chris Lombardo. This is Behind Bloodshot Eyes. And a paywall with bloodshot eyes No one knows what it's like to be hateful

To be ungrateful To tell and only lies But my paytree on, it's so empty, as my brain appears to be. I spent hours at the pigwik, my tab is hefty, just like me. No one knows what it's like, but look like a creature A substitute teacher And I blame Carl No one pounds back the course Because of anger

Like I do My feet reach to I do my feet rigged too. And my patreon, it's so vacant. Like a parking spot for OP. It's a good joke. I waste hours, I'm always lonely. It's a good joke. I am resentful and I've got fleas. Thank you very much for keeping the song parody thing going. Chris Lombardo. Yeah.

That one gained steam at the end. It was it was picking up. Yeah. Ramped up for us. Is it parking spot for OP joke? You don't know that OP's biggest stress in life is finding a parking spot. Really? Yeah, because he stopped paying for parking in his building.

So now he does these shows from his car, where he has to move his car for the streets weaver. Right, the alternate set. And then try to get a spot again in his stresses of ow. Yeah, it's pretty fun. That's fun. But now he's at the beach for the summer. Oh, good game.

Because like teachers. He needs to process the truck. Yeah, he needs to process the truck he's at in his life. All right, I, the trap is at. It is life. All right, I know you guys gotta go. You gotta get a gig tonight in Buffalo. Pursor Chris and I are gonna be there. I'm looking forward to it. But before you do that, we have to play one more game.

It's time for everyone's favorite game show. To catch a dabbler. Are you ready to play? To catch a dabbler. And you happen to play to catch a Dabler and you you happen to be very Comfortable with people hating on you. I don't care. I you know I guess

Charitable sometimes. Yeah, I guess I'm saying. I guess it's because of the thick skin Have to be an on-stern and getting a Be so long that at this point it doesn't Matter to me like who are these people? Who cares who are these people who cares who are these people I've never heard this clip before this is interesting. I like thick skin John

Okay But it's also because like, look, I'm not saying, I'll never say that I'm the most successful person on earth or whatever. But the one thing, and I think this is good for anybody to say, for Royce, for Don, and for you Mike, and for anybody listening. What did John say next? Oh, is Mike Lee he hasn't called? Yeah, he doesn't sound good. He's gonna school us on how to have thick skin.

Okay. And not take things personally. This'll be interesting. I'm definitely gonna get this wrong. I'm calling it right now. I will not get this right. Here are your choices. Number one, there was a time that I was one of, you know, the most successful people in entertainment.

But I never forgot where I came from. Number B. To prop yourself up every once in a while. Like, it's good for your brain to list in your mind. All of the things you've accomplished. Next, success breeds contempt. It is the most fascinating part of being successful. Some people hate you for the success you've been successful at. Number four, you should always take care of people on your way up. Because those are the people that will stab you in the back on the way down. Yeah, he might say, yeah, I think Warren Buffett said, you've got to plant a tree today so that you

can have some shade tomorrow when you sit down. But what I mean is you have to save for a rainy day because the good times don't last forever. But I was ready for it to catch a doubt. I like the last one the best. It might be that. I think it's number one. Okay. I'm going with number A. All right.

Number A. I've forgotten what so many of these are. I know. But I'm going to go with B. I got it's number one. Okay. I'm going with number A. All right, number A. I've forgotten what so many of these are. I know. But I'm gonna go with B. Okay. Because it was funny to me. Yeah. Right?

That's a prop yourself up at list accomplishments. Just to be honest. Oh wait, we're always remember your accomplishments in your mind. Tell yourself. Which the things you had successful at. That's good. That's why I'm not gonna pick that one. Yeah, there's two fun bowls. Yeah, I'm gonna go with a as well. Okay

Geez, oh Frank never follow me man. I'd never get this right. I'm going with a letter five. Okay All right, let's see what happens We just played this game with Jim forantine an hour ago and all of us got it wrong And we even had to have video yeah, we had nine people in the room Who are these people But it's also because like Mike machete Mike machete I'm not saying I'm never say that I'm the most successful person on earth

or whatever, but the one thing and I think this is good for anybody to say for Royce, for Don and for you Mike and for anybody listening to prop yourself up everyone's in a wall. You know, it's good for your brain to listing your mind all the things you've accomplished Queen of the dabblers My gosh coming through that's all for this week my child come back We've some child to find out if you are man enough did he say the whole like

If you are man enough, did he say the whole like success and then successful like that's all for this week. No, no, no, you're up everyone. Wait, how did it go? It's good for your brain to listen your mind,

the only things you've accomplished. It's good in your brain to listen your mind all things you've accomplished. It's something that you reiterates all the time. What came after that? Everything's ever accomplished. That's all for this reason.

Okay, because there were five choices. Oh, okay. There's five choices. Okay, okay. I think you're thinking of it. The third one was the funny one. Maybe the successful, successful, successful. Well, maybe the success, successful. So you got it right by mistake. Kind of.

What? What? Chrissy was on tech a cable day. I thought two and three were together. Damn it. You were doing so well for yourself. You ruined it all. I was, I was not admit to it.

All right. Chrissy, this show's coming out on Thursday. I'm not admit to it. All right. Chrissy, this show's coming out on Thursday. You have some dates coming up. Yes. Let's see if you can remember them again. I can remember them. So September 8th, I'll be in Austin, Texas at the Cap City Comedy Club.

September 14th at the Philly Helium. September 16th and 17th at the Comedy Cove. In Jersey, September 30th, in October 1st, I'll be at the Comedy house New Orleans for four shows. And then we're doing another content house in Orlando, Florida, and to kick it off we're doing a community of the compound at the Orlando improv on Thursday, October 27th. And who's going to be part of the community of the compound?

Obviously myself, you know, Bisconti, he'll probably hopefully be in good shape by then. And Anthony Cumea, Lila heart, a couple other special guests. Nice. Yeah. So no Pat Dixon at that one, huh? You know, we weren't gonna book him to begin with it all worked out. It's gonna work out. Yeah.

It's gonna be upset if we don't book him. Yeah, well, it's just fire up in standard. All right, that's fine. That'll work. Oh, God. Do you have any comments on that? I know you've talked about it. I, you know, I'm like not not really surprised because he's not really someone

who I feel like has had a lot of accountability in his life. He's never really worked for a boss. So I had Garrett on the show last week. Yeah, we were listening. Okay, and Garrett said it will back up because Pat kind of started this whole thing. Yes, because he had... I'm sorry, he said, Gino started this whole thing. Really, he thinks Gino on. Geno started this whole thing. Really? He thinks

genome had. So genome had Keanu on. And I guess they were doing they were kind of a little bit making fun of Pat like they had Bobby do the voice of Pat like with a moving mouth. And then I didn't listen to the episode yet, but I guess they were making fun of him. But like Pat is someone who kind of thinks like everyone is out to get him. And you you know he like kind of has no chill. So he I think made it bigger in his mind. Oh God. He needs to enact this revenge. But like literally all he had to do was not hit Gino. Like he could have had a pie guess for Pat took exception to Aaron and Gino having her on as a guest. Oh yeah yeah. When I first started coming on in hot water, he was upset he told him to stop having me on.

And when I pitched Wetspot to compound, Pat actually said like he was gonna take it as a personal offense if my show was picked up. So then he actually credits. Why is he up for it like that? He credits himself for the reason that I got a show because you know, everyone just dislikes him so much that they picked it up just to spite him.

And it's like, dude, I also didn't even see or talk to you for four fucking years after we broke up. Like, I think that's enough time. And then my mom died and I was like, I need to do more comedy things. I need to like get out a little more and start doing more podcasts. And that's how I arrived at Compound.

So, like, how you worked in your mom died just to make Pat feel extra bad about it? Yeah, well, you guys are grieving process here. Yes, like how you worked in your mom's diet just to make Pat feel extra bad about it? Yeah, well, you guys have a grieving process here. Yes, she has dead everyone. So, yeah, he's kind of always had like impulse control problems. And so, I'm like not really surprised that he, you know, hit Gino, it's just like-

It's got a strong right hook though, huh? I'm surprised, yeah. I'm surprised he headed in him. Like, I don't know. The size differential between the two is kind of dramatic too. Pat's a little tall than me. Yeah, I'm surprised he headed in him like I don't know the size differential between the two is kind of dramatic Yeah, that's a little tall than me. Yeah, oh, I didn't realize it. Yeah, I'm about 511 sick I he's got an inter to at least on me. Okay, and Gino's maybe 5 7. Yeah, I And he's but every well both of these men have osteoporosis like nobody is

Working out both of these men have osteoporosis. Like nobody is in the shape. Like nobody's working out. There's a way to inhibit the gym. No. Right, yeah, I was in a box. Everyone involved his brittle, so anything could have happened. Yeah. Hey, what's up everyone?

This is Carl from the future. This is Carl from Wednesday, July 20th. And because Chrissy and Frank had a schedule going on and we tried to cram two episodes into one day We never got to the teaser and I'd hate to leave you guys blue ballin over the teaser So we've done it all you know what that means the type of everyone's favorite part of the show I'm excited about this when we got crows coming over on Saturday. It's been a minute since crows has been on the show and Here's a familiar voice for you know when I was going through everything Do you have altism or you on like the cuff of all to I'm just Asian?

Oh, you're right. I was a fucking joke. Yeah, oh wrote it more. That was a fucking joke. Yeah. Oh, he had me. I was like, oh shit, I was like, wow, this is really, wow. You fucking have me pull that Twitter up. Only. Not that autistic. But if you didn't know. Yeah.

And when I watched a Twitter, I said to Tyler, I go, oh man, he's got all this. And I just donated a bunch of shit to autism, you know. Play this guy. I mean, this is believable You know? Pave this guy. I mean, this isn't believable to anybody. Oh, the, uh, diagnosis. Yeah. When someone tells you they're not retarded, you shouldn't say, really?

Are you sure about that? Because I was convinced. Tommy is the best. MSCS Media is the show. We'll be reviewing non-stuttering John John related MSCS media to see what else that guys off to him. When he's not talking about Jackie the Jokester and Crazy Richard. But also, there was an episode that John dropped yesterday that we're going to have to discuss

I have a special guest coming on aside from Kroge, someone who knows Suttering John very well, very intimately. He's going to come on the show. I'm excited about that. And we'll be talking about these crazy threats that John is putting out there. I'm the latest episode, things like this. David Dioxin, Canada wife, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, David,

you're gonna be getting a ceasing to cis pretty soon. Good as gold, Michelle Johnson-Warners. Look, I've had it with what's going on and these, you know, I didn't want to give them any, but let's just say two season to sis have been sent out already. I'm on. So keep those super chats coming

because it keeps me in the legal battle. But it's too already. The one going out today is a big one. And I will be on the news with the one that goes out today. First. And then two more after that. Okay. Yep. I'm sick of these freaking idiots. And it's time that I took a stand. it hits and it's time that I took a stand. As soon as they cancel my standup gigs, the war is on and I will win that war. David William Liam, Perseky Holt because I have the law on my side. Although in this country, the law doesn't seem to fucking matter anymore, it doesn't. All right, so he's already predicted that he's going to lose these things. This is insane. He sent out two cease and desist so far. Once to me, I think the other one went to hockey puck.

And he's saying that he's sending out one that's gonna make the news. He elaborates on this later on in the episode. He'll be on every news channel talking about this cease and desist. I can only imagine it's right. Because we know that he's been sending DMCA strikes to Reddit, we saw his inbox, we know that the dabble's anonymous subreddit is posting clips of beer on the balcony,

so I'm sure John thinks that he's gonna get Reddit shuttowards on things, so that's gonna be interesting, because again, another stuttering John prediction, and I wish I was just clipping these from the beginning all the things He said would happen none of them had happened if he would have said Royce you're not gonna believe this but someday I'll be pathetically podcasting from a empty room in my shitty apartment and not understanding how my equipment works with a shitty echo going on

Because I don't know how microphones work If you would have said that make well, yeah, there's a possibility what it would have nailed it But no, it's sad. He says all these crazy things Yeah, honestly running for Senator might not be the craziest thing John's done in this life, which is saying something Anyway, I digress the point is I'm gonna get back to the episode that we recorded on Saturday, but tune in this week, and I'm excited about MSCS Media. We have a special guest,

and this latest stuttering John, Sue everyone drama that's unfolding in front of us should be a lot of fun to get to. And who knows? Maybe I'll be swatted by that. I don't know. I don't hear any helicopters, but I'm in the basement So it's hard to say we'll find out All right, well, Chrissy. Thank you so much Frank. Thank you guys so much for coming on the show This has been a lot of fun and I know you got to go and so we'll hit some voicemails and stuff And please join us again next week.

It might be episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Let me blow every pony. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now the show is closed right now. Mm. Okay. Great show.

Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. one. You know, who are these podcasts? I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. All right. Hey, and we're back. I thought that hard out. I guess they didn't.

I guess you're hanging out for a minute. Whoops. Hard celters. Yeah, that's been hard about that. All right. Where did we leave off with the outro, right? Yeah. So you know what that means. It's time for more voice valves. All right, where did we leave off with the outro, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you know what that means.

It's time for more voice files. Ha, ha, ha. All right. Hey, Carl. I was just listening to the midweek episode. And Vinny was telling that story about hurt, Christchurch, and how he had someone that worked with him that realized he's fucking so ex and it kind of reminded me I have a story.

So in about a few years back, I was in my military unit with the army and we had just finished a two week exercise out of a field and the last day was a mandatory morale day, which is basically a day that the army tells you you have to get drunk and have fun. Okay. Sounds fun. We were sitting around having a barbecue and I thought it'd be a funny idea to connect to the Bluetooth speaker and play bird christians, the machine stand-up routine. And, um, when we got to that last line, we talked about the police officer who says, what that bitch, this is Russia, Everyone in this group, from different backgrounds

and different ethnicities, just looked at me. Like I was fucking retarded and asked me, is that it? That's the joke you made us endure this. So I learned that day that, yeah, Bert Christ, you're kind of fucking sucks. And his stand up bit isn't even that funny, because if you really start thinking about the details of that story, doesn't even't make sense your college paid off the mafia to

protect you I don't know maybe maybe he's been trash all along and no one should be a fan of them I got beat up and raped in the show that night. All right come here. Is that the worst would you like enjoy something? Oh my gosh you guys are gonna love this this is so great. And then it gets done and was like it you like what the fuck was that? Oh, yeah. Thanks for ruining the party. Yeah, I guess I have the idea.

There's the door. That is a funny story though. That's gonna be like the next genre of podcasting. The moment you realize, Birdcrisher has no talent. There's gonna be hundreds of podcasts. I was talking about that. You know, Carl was doing this back in 2019. Way back.

All right. On the 12th week of the Bay Area, bits of voicemail said to me. On the electric end of the detective talk to the jury about the shooter. He shot a rapist dude. He was fucking thought a second biker. I saw him too Here the guy who sees see him here. This is fucking dumb and a bike playing W-A-T-C As well done. Yeah, I'm in again. Yeah, that's pretty good. Keep it going. It's rejuvenated the bit. Somebody just came back in our house. Oh.

Do you want to check on that for a little Pretty surprised? Maybe they love something or maybe they're robbing us. Maybe they like my PRS guitars. They're on full display. All right, fun day today. Let's see what else is going on. Carl, the most illuminating aspect of that Tom Myers segment last week was that we found out that he's in the BBC Cargo Board because the only white men who have that kind of opinion

about white dick are fucking losers that watch their wives get railed by beach shield, African, and dang goes. It's also me to be a reality. Go find yourself. Alright, that could be true. Tom does put off cuckold video vibes. What do you look at these little creeps here? Who was here? Is that Jen from the Jingleles department? I actually don't know these guys, but they seem cool. Okay, go on, you just told out to the south to have her. There's pizza. Yeah, we got pizza and snacks out for them. Hey Carl, listen to the mid-beat guest episodes and you've got no game at the end of the show. So I guess I'll start with what let's take tech to all the circles I'm going

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Thank you. We got to keep John's show going. The only way to do that is to fund his show. And I do want to point out, we have had a bunch of people who have started funding John's show. It's not like he's going to get rich. The people who are upset that John's going to start making a lot of money.

He's not going to make a lot of money from a show. It's just enough to keep him going. Just enough to keep the dabblers anonymous, a fun place to hang, as Jack continues to fall on his face. I mean, literally I needed to pull some John stuff because Chrissy was coming over so I'm like I'll just watch the latest episode and then there was that 30 minutes Spandry's trying to fill out like this everything he does Everything he does. It's just gold. He's just falling at his face

non-stop All right, the RPD called me at his face. Non-stop. All right, the RPD called me. Hi, Mr. Hamburger. This is Officer Curtis with the Watt Chester Police Department. I got a call about somebody named Stuttering John Melendez. When I asked to confirm his name, he assumed that was his fan. And he particularly requested that I put my knee on your neck for nine minutes ten, you sure? It sounds odd, but I want to let you know that there's a dream to take on the loose. Have a good day. Thank you, officer.

Thank you for the phone call. I appreciate that. We're the new found our voice mail line to get in touch with the on. Hey, Carl. Tucker Dickson here. I realize I don't make any money off these voicemails. I've been listening to Jerry Bamfield and I think I figured out something I can do.

Do you want to have thing in, Carl? What is that thing, Tucker? Now that you've figured out you're not making any money and you want to make money, how do you do it? Hey, Carl, Tucker Dickson. The answer is two-voice males these are really easy to read it too yeah

two-voice males I can double my money it's so simple oh jerry bamboozled genius anyway that's all I got trucker out two-voice males that's the winning formula right there two nailed it my dick's covered in shit my it my discovered in shit my discovered in shit my

discovered in shit my discovered in hatred wouldn't it back in put it back in the pussy put it back in put it back in the policy can i steal that song yes i like that one next year on the uh... isoscariochi show nickbaits and that's all yeah instead of doing electric six i'll do that

so carl this is freck stexton i was listening to the bonus episode about how stuttering john hooked up with a woman who wouldn't take a broth. Well, two years ago, I had the opportunity to hook up with a super hot chick who I had a crush on in high school and now, some 10 years later, we're making out in my childhood bedroom after I met her on Tinder. We started interesting together, she gives me a blowjob while I'm also going down on her and put a condom on and go for her broth strap and she's like let's save that for next time. Like what the hell you know I love sucking

kitty and now you're gonna deny me after all these years. Eventually she acquiesces and takes it off. So she's on top of me writing and I'm following her definitely forward and pop one of them jugs into my mouth and start looking and sucking like so much wiki burwick. Maybe 15 seconds later I'm like what the fuck is to my mouth and start looking and fucking like, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, sh, sh, sh, shh, shh, shh, shh, sh, shh, sh, sh, shh, sh, sh, sh, sh, shh, sh, sh, sh, sh, shh, sh, shh, shh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, shh, sh, sh I've seen a post-ruating set of tits that I just had down my goddamn throat. My boner was instantly destroyed, and there is nothing more pathetic than a magnum con drooping off a nine-inch cock that was trying to whither back inside your own body. Well, inside my own body. Anyway, the moral is that the chick says she's keeping her brown, just say okay, and bust

on her face instead. Go by yourself and call me back. I like that story. It's one of those stories that like teaches a lesson. You know, like a ace out fable. A very gross lesson. When a girl wants to leave her bra, there's a reason for that.

Another doing it. Yeah, a girl's like attention, just when they don't, there's a reason. Yeah, that's probably a good reason. Hey, Carl, this is Prick by Rick. I just wanted to say that I tried to call swatting on you for tomorrow when your show is going to start but it didn't work and that the swatting actually came all the way across the

country swatted me killed all of my pet and then killed me obviously this was a bad idea while you don't swap people because i'm now dead take care love you miss you by calling back preplory breakout oh that's too bad i hope that's a joke

ill preplory rick is really dead said the bomber like that guy this is where all the people in the suburb shut the fuck up. yeah. oh my god he's not telling you or demanding you to give money to john

you just suggest him to be showing some support that it doesn't go away forever correct. see them the same thing with patty seat up. that's true i did. Jesus Christ you people are so fucking retarded. Follow me back. Alright, thank you very much sir. And this has been a marathon session, producer Chris, we've done it all.

Hey, we finally did it all. Finally did it all. I gotta go, goodbye. Goodbye. Okay, folks, guess what? The episodes, oh, wow. Oh, wow. Joe got a discord thing I should leave in all the dead air.

In the final episode. Oh, four-hour podcast. Oh, it's just that I'm talking about Chint Zubak with the microphones turned off. I love Chint. Oh, I should record in that room. We should,ubak with the microphone to turn off. Yeah, I love. Oh, I should have recorded that room. We should. Oh my God. The cover needs I've had this weekend. Could have all been podcast.

It's juicy guys. Yeah. Oh, wow. What are you gonna do? Bye, everybody.