Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep329 - MSCS Media Podcast

Episode Date: July 24, 2022

What if E.T. was never able to phone home and wound up stuck on Earth? And what if, after years of hearing people speak English, E.T. could kind of fake sounding like a person? And what if E.T. then idolized Joe Rogan and started a podcast? Well, it's all 100% real and this week we dig into it. Cros is back on the show to prove Fiji Water is not a real sponsor of MSCS Media. Then we hear Opie call us out, reminisce about the Patty C Cups of yesteryear, and get the latest on John's newsworthy cease & desists. Also, I know this is an audio-only show but Vic's top is really on point on this one. Nice work. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Tickets for the roast: http://creepoffroast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I don't know what's going on with that, but we'll see. I can dream, can I? Today, we'll be reviewing a show called MSCS Media Podcast. We have both listened and watched separately. We have not discussed it with each other ahead of time. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by our boy, Tommy. And Rob is also there.

Yes. And there's some other guy he talks about from time is also there. Yes. And there's some other guy he talks about from time to time too. Yeah. And so Tommy got on a radar because Tommy does this show, MSCS Media, which if you go to their website, they're starting to transition over to it being,

I don't know, video show before it was just a marketing company. And none of it makes any sense. Tommy can't speak or write English and it has hundreds of thousands of views. There was a video on there. There was almost five hours long. One of the interviews he did recently.

Almost five hours long. It's shocking and yet they all have 300,000 views. And some of them have 500,000 views. It's insane. Except as you scroll back, there's like everything is 300,000 views. It's insane. Except as you scroll back, there's like everything is 300,000 views until a point, and then it's 50,000 views into a point, and then it's like 20 views.

It's weird. We should look at their social blade. It's, I mean, who knows? Who knows? I was talking to Frank Pellegrino about that when he was over last week on. Yeah. You can learn a lot about how people are buying views

and followers from socialblade.com So yeah, maybe we'll take a look at that if we have time. I want to start off By talking about how this is a Spotify exclusive. Yes Mnc is media is now part of the Spotify exclusive team. If you like to watch this episode and others Uncensored and uncut click on the link in the description. We got Wally Green, thank you for coming in. Legendary ping pong player, table tennis. Ping pong, ain't table tennis.

Great out of thing. So I saw this at the very beginning. We are now a Spotify exclusive. If you wanna watch the unadded, uncut version, go to the link. So I went to the link, this video, with Wally Green, three hours 11 minutes on YouTube, on Spotify, three hours 11 minutes.

Oh, no shit. It's the exact same video. Imagine that. So I don't think it's a Spotify exclusive. But it says on his desk, Spotify exclusive, Carl. Okay, so it might be it is. Yeah, so maybe it is. I don't have the clip, but I watched an episode

and he's like, yeah, we can't play YouTube on YouTube. So we have to play stuff off TikTok. And I'm like, we were Spotify exclusive. What are you doing? Yeah, good boy. You know what I mean? Okay. I guess he doesn't really understand what that means.

I watched this other episode. This is interesting. So he has on these two guys. One of the guys was in the mafia. The other guys like a drug runner out of Columbia. And now they do a YouTube show together. Wow. And this is the introduction.

For some reason, Tommy thinks the guy from Columbia is Chinese. Listen carefully to us. All right, we have Anthony Kauchi back again. You got it right. How about that? You got it right. And we have a special guest. Do you want to introduce him?

My buddy, we're him Kingpin Carlos. That'll suffice. That'll suffice him. That's right. Now Carlos, where did you get the name Kingpin Carlos from? Kingpin, it wasn't Kingpin Carlos, it was Kingpin. I don't think he knows what that word means. Because in the description, he spelled it

K-Pin Carlos. So I don't, I think he was confused as to what that was. Let me read a little bit of the description he spelled it K-Pin Carlos. So I don't, I think he was confused as to what that was. Let me read a little bit of the description from this episode. Yeah. Anthony Cuyucci and K-Pin Carlos, wow! Anthony is very familiar with Columbia, but for those who are not, this is for you.

What are the laws there? Is it nice, safe for Americans? How Carlos was taken with Trashbag over his head, no idea where he was going or if he would live. Well, he lived that life of a narco, a real narco, not what you see on TV. And every word's capitalized. A lot of them are all caps. When he asks a question, there's multiple question marks.

It's great the way he writes. It's really entertaining. It is fascinating. He came to this planet, got through third grade and said, okay, I'm bored with this. Yeah, good enough. Let's do something else. All right, what'd you pick up on from this, Crush?

Well, let's go with the racial thing. My number four, in the episode I Watch was called Hans Kim living a van to opening for Joe Rogan. uh... my number four uh... and the episode i watch was called hams kim living uh... van to opening for joe rogan because he was living a van and then uh... but he's he's a korean american so uh... his number four is the

question for him now when when you started doing the stand-up what was it with why did uh... why was south korea so into the what was it? The squid games or whatever and they kept asking you about them or they would always refer to the squid games to you or something. On a kill Tony. Yeah. Like they always would be like you were always getting asked about like the squid game. Like why is that so popular in South Korea? I think it's more popular here in America than it was in South Korea. Why is the South Korea TV show popular in South Korea?

I love it. Why was the dukes of hazard popular in the South? Do you know the answer to that? I can't figure it out. And from what I can tell, I spent two hours with this guy. He's Korean American, but he's not from South Korea. He doesn't have a cultural connection. Yeah, if you ask about pop culture in Germany right now,

I would have no clue. Yeah, I spent very little time there. And this was one of the first things, and he's like, you know, hey, you're Japanese. What's up with Godzilla? The fuck's going on with that shit? Yeah, right. Okay, yeah.

Yeah. Did you pull this clip that I add as the teaser last week? Yes, it was my favorite thing that ever happened. It's so funny. Yeah, because I just started watching this episode and immediately Tommy says this. You know, when I was going through everything, do you have altism or are you on like the cuff of altism?

I'm just Asian. Oh, you're good at moral. That was a fucking joke. Yeah. Oh, he had me. Oh, shit, I was like, wow, this is really, wow. You fucking have me and pull that Twitter up. Only. Not that autistic. But if you didn't know. Yeah. I was like wow this is really wow you fucking have me pull that Twitter up only

Not that autistic But if you would if you didn't know yeah, and I when I watch the Twitter I said to Tyler I go oh man he's got all it is. Well, I just donated a bunch of shit to all of this What do you want to thank you? What did he ask me for there? Dude, I really thought you were retarded. Are you sure that retarded? Because you look like you've downed or something. Are you sure? Nah, man, I'm just Korea.

Yeah. It's actually really insulting that you would say that, sir. Are you on the cuff? Are you on the cuff? Oh, speaking of like, just phrases, he gets wrong. This is immediately talking to Wally Green, the ping pong player who's also good at table tennis. Yes.

Thank you for coming in. It's a pleasure to meet you. It's great to be here, man. Now I hate to make you repeat yourself. So just take the cat out of the box. We got a little bit of a camera thing. So we fixed it up. Let's just take the cat out of the box, shall we?

So apparently there's some technical issues. They had to restart the show and Tommy being as smooth as he is. I love that. Explains that to everyone. Is that what I can get from Spotify? The exclusive of the camera's not working? No!

That's not even there. I've got a great one of these. Number six, they're talking about kind of being spontaneous on stage. Okay. I want to be there in the moment. Like, this is crazy. Like, we're here.

There's 17,000, 19,000 people. I want to be in that moment. Like, if I'm not here for this moment, then what moment would I be present for? You wanna feel the charisma, right? Yeah. That's awesome. That's an awesome way to look out. You wanna feel the charisma?

Yeah, obviously it's a performer. He wants to feel the charisma. And I would never use the word charisma when talking about this guy. Holy shit. Yeah, he's a very laid back gentleman. He sure is. He is, I get a K-hole or something.

He's fucking out of it. He's gone. And I give Tommy a lot of credit. Like he's, you know, he's not a bright guy. He's not a well informed guy. He's kind of charming in a weird way. Like, yes, there's something to him, you know what I mean? For sure.

But my God, this talking to this comedian, Hans Kim, this guy runs out of shit to talk about 15 minutes in. And he manages to somehow make a two hour conversation out of it. He's struggling. He's lifting mightily. But like, it's like, you know, you've been in a wedding or you're getting a haircut or whatever,

and you just run out of shit to talk about. And this guy is trying to do it He is trying so hard. I got one of those my number 12 is just like What do you think of this buddy? What do you think about UFOs? Do you think they're do you think they're real? Because all that sightings and shit that they're showing lately I think of mine that Like they could be real. I

Haven't really seen any evidence for it. Did you're the spaceship right now? Yeah. I mean, I think it's such a black box, it could be anything, it could be like a little plant or it could be like, you know, super beings that don't even have a physical body. I mean, and this guy has no idea.

That's not what I'm talking about. And there is no context to it, just out of nowhere. Yeah, I don't know. What do you think about you, it follows, is exciting stuff. What was like in West Virginia? What do you think about you, a follow? I just like Tommy's confidence with some of his questions. So he's talking to these guys who are drug dealers,

and worked in the mafia, and you could just tell that he's a seasoned pro. Carlos, what's the laws like over there in Colombia? If you get caught with 10 kilos of cocaine, is it without saying the wrong thing? What? Hey, smooth. Yeah, it's pretty good. You wouldn't know that he didn't earn those hundreds of thousands of views and he gets.

And then this is kind of funny because this is the worst interview question there is. And I talk about this with OP, this annoys the shut of me, but this is one of his first questions out of the gate. We're talking about a 2 1-f hour long interview. Yeah. You would think that'd be some prop.

You'd have a whole list of like good questions to ask. This isn't even the first time that the Anthony Mafia guys went on his show So he has some familiarity with them and this is a question to Carlos. So Carlos. Tell me a good story Tell me a good story one that you haven't done on the podcast tell me something good Feel that charisma So the guy does a show where he just tells old stories because that easy it lived an interesting life. And Tommy goes, all right, now tell me a story you haven't told anyone else.

That's not an interview question. You can't say that. That's the laziest thing ever. And plus no one's saying they're with like, you know what, I was saved with this one for episode 100. But since you asked Tommy, listen to this one, holy shit, you won't believe it. I'm giving you the exclusive right now. And then Tommy does that thing that's really annoying

when you meet someone who's from an area where you know somebody and you assume that they might know that person. You're from New York State? Holy shit, you know Billy Bob, you know Billy Bob, right? From New York State, this is pretty much the same thing as this guy's from Columbia Hey Carlos, do you know guy named Javier?

Cardona Hota is really named Javier, but they just come Hota Hota, Cardona He was really running around with the Excavora O'Choppo. He got caught in 81 with a ton of shit You know the guy who was busted in 1981, this guy's like, no, I don't. You're from Pennsylvania. You know my friend, Phil? Cena?

Yeah. Great guy. And then I love this Anthony guy because he supposedly did work with all the five major families. He's got all these connections into the mafia. And you can tell someone has legit mafia connections when they say this.

That I'll chop up, we take notes about everything. Every like if you came and met him, he would write down, okay, black glasses, silver necklace, green sweatshirt, and he had a book of every single person he ever met. You know who did that? And that fucking, what was that movie? Good fellas, the fat guy did that.

With the restaurant, or was it was it casino. You know, you know, the fat guy from Goodfellas, you know, or that other Mafia movie or maybe with sopranos, I don't know, but you know what I mean? The fat guy. These are all based on real people. movies he's talking about is he got the fat guy from that movie? Well, I really are a mobster and then I thought this was fun because The one thing that you know about drug dealers or people who just really enjoy drugs They're amazing at converting metric to imperial and back For some reason everybody knows you know 3.5 grams Everybody knows you know three point five grams But this is my this is the funniest conversion ever he's brag about much

Koki move Then within my time yeah between 90 91 and 96 I did like 50,000 bricks 50,000 kilos what's that in tons? 50 tons. Yeah. 50,000 tons. That's a lot of shit. 50,000 kilos equals 50,000 tons. It'd be great if I, oh, these guys money. Yeah, here's the 50,000 pesos, I know, deal.

Yeah. You owe me 50,000 dollars. Yeah, no, I know. That's the same. 50,000 pesos. 50,000 dollars. Tons, kilos. Yeah. It's all the. That's the same. $50,000, $50,000, $50,000, tons, kilos. Yeah. It's all the same shit. How is that possibly the conversion for that? Close enough.

Close enough. When you're on that much cocaine, it's fine. Yeah. Well, okay, so since they're talking about this, 28 grams is roughly an ounce. And they're talking about how, when these two gentlemen first met, the mafia guy was buying pounds of weed from Carlos here. And, uh, time he's not following this conversation at all.

But since it was right over that 28 gram mark, actually it wasn't right over, it was like fucking four grams over, they added to it to make sure it was over. So they could hitchhike. Because this cock suckers shorted me every time, so he knew it was 27 and a half So he knew it was 27 and a half. I knew it was 27 and a half. I was always shorting people too.

Yeah, that was it. It was always, yeah, we always, we always short shit. So Carlos, how much was it really? 27.5. He's got it down to the 0.5 motherfucker. He can't play that. Yeah, that's what he just said it's it was last the one supposed to be

and he goes always blame carlos nobody was saying was that the police added to us so he would get a higher sentence from it is what he was saying so and actually this is interesting to you because he's talking about the judge that he went in front of and i guess this judge didn't see a lot of people with drug charges, he saw more murders, and I thought this was interesting. And guess what, I go in front of Judge Coker.

Have you checked Judge Coker? He's killed more people than anyone in history. More than Genghis Khan? Yeah. More than Joseph Stalin? Yeah, Stalin. Holy shit. Hitler, that's that's that's that's that's

Judge Coker, I had no idea, man. If you were to book about this guy's that's that's that's just coke right no idea man She wrote a book about this guy or something. That seems pretty impressive. He says yeah over 18 months he had there were more death penalties like okay, well, so he was putting murderers to death And you're calling that killed more people than anyone in history. I think we're missing the translation here Somewhere I could be wrong. So then they talk about Communism because Colombia is not a communist country and their neighbors are trying to make them a communist country and curls is explaining this. And Tommy, here's the word communism and just spouts out the one thing he knows about it

because that's what aliens do. I just had this guy, Tank Rick Ferrant,, he's from Cuba, and he survived that communism, and boy did I learn a lot about communism. Fuck that, that's horrible. I mean, you can't even open a business without the government. Oh. Yeah.

I got used to it for your time. You also can't open a business without the government in this country. Yeah. That's not the worst thing about communism. You got to get the permission to open a business. Yeah. Right. It's a good worst thing about communist. You got to get the permission open to business. Yeah, right. It's a good point there, Tommy.

This is the guy who owns MSCS media. Yeah. You would think he would understand. And he lives in a place you need permission to put up a fence. Yeah, right. All right, Carl, what else did you pick up on from these guys? Well, I got a good, hey, tell me a story thing. My number seven I like.

Figuring it out. Give me an example of one that you did before, you know, before you started doing stuff like that. Maybe there's only 300 people, but I mean, you're just bomb. Like something funny where you just destroy, not in a good way. I mean, like it was just terrible.

Like maybe forgot something or what? I could tell you fell on your face, it's flat. It's okay to tell me how that happened? Give me an example of a really bad situation in a run and how you handled it. It's poor guy. I know. I mean, there's got to be a handful, too.

Yeah, I mean, I bomb all the time. Yeah, like right now. Yeah. He should have been like, tell me about a time, another podcast, or made fun of you for hours. I'm their show Tommy. Yeah. For two and a half hours. Can you give me an example of what you're talking about, please? Well, and his question goes down some weird rows. This is real early, and they're talking about like, you know, there's a guy who struggled to make it big. But what if you started

off big? What if you were a child star? And that's my number two. Well, I think what I wanted to be was on Disney Channel I think every kid wants to be on Disney Channel well you know if you make it to the Disney Channel you're probably gonna be rich eventually right I mean someone's gonna fuck you too somebody's gonna fuck you to hopefully a girl right or a hot one maybe hopefully not at Harvey Weinstein or something yeah but uh depends on how much maybe Something yeah, but How much maybe how much we take for Harvey wants me to have sex to give you a $100 million do you want a documentary?

Like anal penetration I don't know the ins and out, but I mean gay guy seemed pretty happy. It doesn't seem like their assholes are too busted out from one go. This seems like a negotiation. No, I'm asking you how much will it cost? I have money. I have three-fifth case. I'm gonna check it out. All right, come on. We got the egg. That was a bizarre experience. What a weird exchange. I went over Disney. Oh, you've been famous then. Yeah, but I also went and got in fucked.

Well, hopefully by Hot Girls, that's not what I'm talking about at exchange. I went over to Disney. Oh, you've been famous then. Yeah, but I also when I got in fact, well, hopefully by Hot Girls, that's not what I'm talking about at all. Yeah. Actually, there's some bizarre takes on here. My number 11, they're discussing the comedic legacy of Paulie Shore. Okay. I don't agree with either the words they used.

Leading up to Paulie Shore. Yeah, he's a great, uh, showman. And uh, his mom was Mitzi Shore. And he's been a part of the comedy store forever. He's awesome. It is, I can't think of one. Can you think of one not funny movie with him in it? You can't think of one.

Really? Really? No. Can you think of one, really? Really? You can think of one movie pulling shirt in it. I'm struggling with that. Yeah, that was a long time ago brother.

Holy shit, that's my good buddy. Yeah. I love Tommy. Now this one is just, I wanna interview Tommy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would be interesting, yeah. My number five, so they're talking about the economy in South Korea and how people work a lot there. Okay, thanks. This guy would have no clue about

how it's different. People aren't very happy there, but watch Tommy's reaction. It's unbelievable. Like the working class has been pretty much cow-towed. And you know, been, you know, it's pretty capitalistic. They're very aligned with America. And yeah, they're on board with that. They work like 60 hours a week. There's a lot of suicides. They sleep in their office. Well, I mean, at least they're working.

I mean, that's beaten here. Not after they killed themselves, they're working. I mean that's beaten here Not after they killed themselves are not why is he laughing? Yeah, is that fucking weird? I know guy he was so depressed after his divorce. He jumped off a bridge Well, is he a job and then he falls it up with and then he falls it up with and nobody wants to work anymore Am I right? Fucking weird. Oh, holy fuck. I don't think he's understanding the wars that are coming out of other people's mouths at any point because he doesn't even know how to say shit. This is kind of funny.

He's talking about, for some reason, did you take wood shop in high school? I did. Crouch. I think we had some form of that, but it was being phased out. Yeah. And I'm not a spring chicken, but it was being phased out. Yeah, and I'm not a spring chicken But Tommy was really surprised by this

I was insane and you made their day for You know, so we're talking about how this guy went to a classroom It was actually I almost wanted to pull this only because of the southern John stuff recently Because this guy Wally Green explains that he went to this classroom And they're all celebrating him and jumping up and down. They're all cheering for him. Like, this is like, John's life, wow. And so Tommy thinks this is a great thing

for these kids to get to meet this ping pong player. I was insane. And you made their day for other fishers. Yeah. And stuff like that, like we were talking, taxing. I mean, that is so needed right now. You know, these kids, they even took, we found out that they took a wood shop out of school. That's crazy. You know, like kids, they even took, we found out that they took wood shop out of school.

That's crazy. You know, like the, all the Etro Clikger obviously said activities, you know, and then, you know what that leads to. Yeah. Did you pick up on what he was trying to say right there? I got caught up in just his voice. It's somewhere between Barney Gumball and Ray Romano. Yeah.

Really weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can see that. Oh, yeah. All right, try to figure out what he's saying here all the Etude click grew obviously curricular I didn't know the extra terrestrial is trying to say Get it out of the Etude click grew obviously obviously. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

That's fucking glorious. So then while he's talking about how he did this TEDx talk. And he had to go after these other people who were seasoned, who knew what they were doing. He had never gotten up and spoken in front of people before. So he was nervous about it. And Tommy makes a comparison if he were a comedian and he were following other comedians, it would be for so he was nervous about it and Tommy makes a comparison if he were a comedian and he were following other comedians it would be something like this. Bro it's like you going after Shepel, Chris Ross, get RVed and I'm saying Bernie Mack was

here, it would be you know, Shepel, Chris Ross, Bernie Mack and then you did me right? Seriously. How did Bernie Mack enter into that? It's like we got it with rock and shepel. They'd be like we are talking with rock and chupal. I was talking about the isotopes. And I was like, oh my god, we had to play a show after Macedon and then Iron Maiden and then Creed.

And then we had to go out there. Yeah, I mean, that's not it. I mean, I got it. That sounds like it'd be tough, but. Not to speak ill of the dead. I'm just not putting Bernie back in the same category as Dave Chupal. Call me crazy. Yeah. And Bernie Mac's been out of the game for a little while.

Sure. As you haven't heard that name in a while. I'll have men. That'd be like sandwiched between center theater tanner and Bill Ingvall. What do you mean? All right. Let's get into the advertisements. Yes, please. Okay, I have an example here and it's this like super awkward insert. Yeah. One of the times when we were reviewing Tommy Show and he had something John on for 15 minutes, it was just a different episode.

Yeah, just stuck in the middle of a show. A lot of file. Yeah, so he's got some weird things going on with post-production. And this is an example of it. And then before we get into how you got where you are, what you have gone on the spin brand, that is so cool. This episode is sponsored by Leskid Checks. Are you the man your father was?

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What does the 1980s have to do with that? Isn't that just like a getting older thing? Since the 80s, before the 80s, people kept their testosterone their entire lives. And it never dropped, but since the 19, people are blaming Elf and Max Headroom. We don't know what the issue is. Also, in this part right here, where he's talking about,

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T-R-Y-L-G-C dot com slash MSC. Yes. So not too memorable, but. Let's talk about URLs. Okay. My number three, they asked a question. They caught to a commercial, but it's a real commercial for some reason. Just follow me down this path, if you don't mind. I don't know if it's particularly the one that you did in 3D, but we'll just say that I made a grommet. Yeah. I don't know what they did with that. They just fucking have you hands. They're using it. You made it, they're using it.

I got this episode brought to you by Fiji. More than just water. This is not just rock. It's ancient volcanic rock that filters tropical rain. And it's a 60 second commercial that he caught and pasted from somewhere. Now, if you don't mind my exhibit three, to present that to the court, let's take a look at this screen here. FijiWater.com slash MSCS, $5 off plus free shipping. Free shipping, no end in there, just shipping, and then use the code MSCS. But it's called my wife that later.

You should pick. Yeah, I want to be around to see that. So if you don't mind my exhibit, 3B, I went to this URL to see what is at FijiWater.com slash MSES. This is an episode from this week, by the way. This is a six day old episode. So not Link Rott, we're not talking about old shit. So did you bring over some FijiWater that you got

with $5 off? I'm gonna show you right now. Let's see. Oh, that is a with $5 off. I'm gonna show you right now. Let's see. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. That is a big ol' floral form. I'm a humble gas station attendant, but I can tell you, floral form means you went to a website that don't exist.

But I'm like, you know what? They probably misspelled it. I'm gonna try the promo code. So my next slide here, I go to the site. I put in, I fill up my card, I put in the promo code. First of all, it turns out the whole site has free shipping. Okay. And then second of all, the promo code throws up an air.

Yeah, I'm able to find a valid discount. Yeah, we don't recognize this promo code. This guy stuck in a one-minute ad for FijiWater. With a website that don't exist, we're a promo code that don't exist for what reason? Why? Astuddering John, because he does the exact same thing it's so bizarre to me that they're pretending to have sponsors this monster energy drink and oh god you're not that was my next one because I clipped it and it's my it's my my favorite thing that's

ever happened because not only is the read the greatest read in the history of reads yeah the copy is fucking incredible you really have to put your mind in the history of reads. The copy is fucking incredible. You're really, why do you put your mind in the person and they snip the URL out of this ad after I made fun of it a couple weeks ago? I mean, maybe that's a coincidence. So maybe not. My one is number 13, but if you have a lot of fun, you're just saying,

I'll see you by any step. Now, did you think Trump was good for comedy? I mean, he had it, got in that fucking shit. That's the fucking question. Chrissy mayor asked Stuttering John that led to the whole fucking deadling incident. Is this guy getting his questions from Chrissy mayor? Oh, that's why. I just grabbed it because he had it so weird. Um, Trump was good for comedy. I mean he had have gotten a fucking shit ton of jokes out of that.

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What? I think it'd be better if we had a stable society and then we can build on top of it. And then right back to the interview. Yeah. White people like it, black people like it, black people like it, black people like it, men like it, women like it, you'll like it Yeah. White people like it. Black people like it. All people like it. Sure people like it.

Men like it. Women like it. You'll like it too. You'll like it too. Like I've already ended a couple of those groups that you already spouted out. What the fuck? Yeah, they're trying to be all things out of people.

Also, how do they miss the opportunity to have a monster match? Yeah. You know, do you think that was gonna be the next one that they were gonna have as far as a flavor goes? And no offense, but like packs of buzzes as only monster can, like they specifically avoid shit like that. were gonna have as far as a flavor, guys. And no offense, but like packs of buzzes only monster can, like they specifically avoid shit like that.

Like at the A's as you can, you're not allowed to, you know, say shit like that. The whole thing is passing. It's so much caffeine, it could kill you. Yeah, sure. Oh, fuck you, oh. So my at similar, the graphics are a little bit different. I won't go through the whole thing,

but there was something in here that I thought was funny because as he's going through the list of the people who like it. Yeah, look at who they show as the examples of people who drank monster. This podcast is brought to you by Monster Energy. Taren to a can of the meanest energy drink on the planet. Monster Energy is the ideal combo of the right ingredients in the right proportion to deliver a big bad buzz that only Monster can. Monster packs a powerful punch, has a smooth, easy drinking flavor. Look at these dorks.

Who wants to be like these assholes? This looks like a scene from the movie The Room. We're just standing in front of a brick wall. And hanging out in the alley. Trust awkwardly and they're cheers against each other with their monster energy drinks. Those are literally nerds in the corner of the school cafeteria.

Musicians, co-eds. Really? It's like at the gaff kids from South Park. And they're like, hey, do you wanna endorse this thing? That's not cool. Okay. I suppose. What the fuck?

You're supposed to use people that you aspire to be like. That's why you put supermodels and actors and athletes and shit. Athletes into these commercials. Not like the nerd you picked out in high school. to be like. That's why you put supermodels and actors and athletes and shit. Athletes and these commercials, not like the nerd you picked out at high school. Even this dork likes it. That's what the outer space guy thinks. The every man is. Yeah. Perhaps like it. Jocks like it. Gots like it. You like it too. Yeah, whatever you are. Yeah.

So this guy, Wally Green, is promoting this business he has called Spin. Now, I have never heard of this, but it's interesting. I guess there's nine locations now in different cities in America. And what is it? It's a restaurant, slash nightclub, slash bar, slash ping pong place. Huh. Yeah, and then like DJ's going and you can get drinks and dinners. You're saying your daddy's ping pong and you play

Big bug and the selling point was I actually filed this to be amusing never to pick up your your own ball People walk around pick up the balls all day long you get a bucket of next to you They fill it up you never have to bet over pick up a ball. Oh, that's actually kind of cool You can just empty the bucket right in front of the guy. Yeah, it's pretty sweet. Yeah, just top another ground Pick it up loser pick it up loser. I think that's where you had to add immediately. What the ass of you are. So he's talking about the different locations

of where this place is. And Tommy says something really out about Boston that I was like, what's going to mean? Yeah, I mean, we're always looking to expand to new locations, always. I mean, the most recent one is Boston and Boston is super beautiful and you know super nice I haven't even been there yet because I'm so busy, but I definitely need to get out there Well, always looking to expand always always other than New York with that

Which one's really popping because New York you're from New York, so um, I think first off, that's a stupid question the guy has nine locations like well which one's really popping? Because New York, you're from New York, so. First off, that's a stupid question. The guy has nine locations like, well which ones are good? Yeah, I was like, okay, so of course the answer is the other L-Great. All of them are popping. Chicago, Philly, DC, Boston, Nellies is popping.

I was just gonna have to- Because that area, that area is a really seaport district. It's a really like happening kind of new area and it's really pop it's all I actually want to get out there soon to go check it out. Yeah my friend Lins are he said they're they're really remodeling a lot of areas out there because a lot of Boston took a shit for whatever reason I don't know. A lot of Boston took a shit for whatever reason. I don't know. Ha ha ha ha. A lot of Boston took a shit for whatever reason. I don't know.

Ha ha ha. What does that mean? I don't know. Ha ha ha. But I hope he never gets smarter. I know he's the best. I would love for him to do a Tony Michael style podcast where he just takes a walk and explains

the decline of American urban areas in the 20th century. I think that would be fucking glorious. I'd have been to Boston by her, it's like Nebula's 9. It's really just taking a shit over the light. I'm sorry. Did I say Nebula's 9? I feel it, I feel it. God, Lord. Tommy. Wow. Yeah. What else did you pick up on your crud? At one point, these guys are talking, like I said, they run on a shit to talk about. So Tommy starts going on about the metaverse, what if there was metaverse comedy,

and then what if there was metaverse jackass? It's my number nine. Okay, well, pops in my head that probably shouldn't, but I think about, did you see the last jackass? Yeah, crazy, right? I mean, absolutely insane. Can you imagine that being in like a metaverse from watching a hat?

And they're like actually doing it somehow, but you're there. Uh huh. All right, dude. Dude. I was wondering who's going with that. It's the blunt. Could you imagine what if it was like space,

but it was like earth, dude? And then for fucking whatever reason, number 10, he just wants to talk about Jackets for a while. This guy's giving him nothing. I think people, you know, well, I know people don't realize that these are professionals. So, you know, when you see that fat guy, fat short guy, you know,

putting gas in that little motorcycle and then two got three, did you see it? It's got to, oh my god. There's one part there. There's a lot of parts that are crazy, but one is there's I forget his name, but there's a big heavy guy and he gets on like a mini motorcycle. Remember that part? Yeah. And it starts with a bike and they jump. They ramp off three guys and ramp on to the other ramp with another three guys. Just a piece of plywood three guys under it another piece of plywood three guys under and it starts with a bike and then it turns in to a mini motorcycle and the guy at the bottom for some reason is the one

that seemed to get the most pain but like you said they're professionals so although they're crazy and their comedians in a form or whatever you want a stuntman yeah they know how to move when that bike is coming right otherwise they're crazy and their comedians in a form or whatever you want to stunt men. Yeah. They know how to move when that bike is common, right? Otherwise they'd be fucking paralyzed. Like of me or you tried to do it. They're all skateboarders. The one on the bottom seems to get the most paid.

He spends a minute describing. Being crushed is uncomfortable. Yeah, describing a jackass bit that he can't even remember. Yeah. And then the end of question was like, it's uncomfortable. Yeah, describing a Jackass bit that he can't even remember. And then the end of the question was like, that's pretty crazy, right? That's like Chris Barley shows. Yeah, that is like a child who just saw a movie they liked explaining it to you. I don't know the guy's name, but there's a bike,

and then he's got a bike. Yeah, no, you said that. Guess what, guess what? And then get this, and then they ramp, and then he ramps over the ramp, and then he ramps out a ramp, and then he's ramping all over the ramp, and the guy in the bottom.

And then so later, this guy goes to put the ball on the tee so we can knock it off. This is my number 14, and it's like that old, like tonight's show thing. So I hear you went to vacation in Aruba recently. Can you tell me about that? Which is watch this unfold, it's fucking glorious. This question from your friend Tyler. He asked me about your pronouns

Tyler, uh Tyler booking Tyler. Yeah. Yeah, he said to ask you about pro pronouns. Uh-huh. You know what the fuck he's talking about? Yeah, I never know what he's talking about. Yeah, I mean, I'm very pronoun and tie verb pronouns, I guess are you know, chink and gook. Or like, uh, they go, wet back, cracker. Is that be a pronoun? Yeah. Okay. Stop it, Tommy. Stop it. He's thinking of way too many earthlings at once, you know. Oh, we're just gonna say Reese's chin. I can play this game. I know this game. How weird was that? All right, you go first. So this guy goes to set up the joke,

and Hans Kim has no idea he's talking about what? Who said what? So this is about me. Can I tell you what I think happened? The booker Tyler actually did the research and watched this guy stand up to the team. What Tommy should have done. And so he probably says, you know,

I'm pronouns and type verbs, whatever that thing you just throw away a line. And so he's like, yeah man, tell me about pronouns, which is the punchline. That's how you set up a joke, you know? And so he's like, I don't know what you're talking about. So then he had to like try to come up with something that would be interesting to say.

And he's like, pronoun you mean, and then list of Asian slurs, like, whoa, dude, say. And he's like, pronoun you mean, and then list of Asian slurs. Like, whoa, dude, he's like, oh yeah, now I know pronouns, what the heck? And yeah, let's calm the fuck down here. So insane. I can play that clip every show. I want that clip.

Oh, now I want to back that up a little bit, just to see Tommy's response, it's fucking classic. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, pronouns, I guess are, you know, chink and gook. Or like, uh, they go, wet back, cracker, would that be a pronoun? No!

That would be racial slurred. Yeah, that was our pronouns. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Ah. Are the people in Spotify watching this? Cause they can upset about things that happen on Spotify. I don't know. The time we know is about that. Well, you know, they spend a great deal of time talking about platform censorship. Okay.

And my number 16, he talks about this. It's a little bit of a longer story, but I thought this was amazing. He talks about censorship on it's a little bit of a longer story, but I thought this was amazing. He talks about censorship on TikTok. Oh, okay. I cast and then they took that one down, and then a friend of mine that does a true crime podcast, he does what did his get taken to counterfeit money. He had a guy on that,

he was the best money counterfeiter ever, okay? And he got 20 years, but they reduced his sentence to two years if they If he explained to them how he did it. He's like, what if I gave you 50,000 dollars? All right, that sounds good. They reduced his sentence to two years if they if he explained to them how he did it. It was like the money was that good. He would have never got caught.

He got ratted on. And TikTok took that down. I hadn't seen them do that prior. So I think that might be a little bit of a newer thing where if you're posting a video on basically technically you're kind of showing somebody how to counterfeit money they take it down and of course if you say anything bad about China they take it down

the two things you can't do at tiktok mother fuck China or show you how to make fake money and it's funny too because I just had a tweet taken down where I had the all the steps listed of how to commit wire fraud step by step. Yeah, they like that political censorship. That's bullshit. My political views and they took it that is bullshit. Chrissy mayor has that whole multi part series about how to conduct a school shooting. Yeah, that all down. What a lot of work into that. I know it's very detailed. Oh, such bullshit. My number 17. It's a tiny little nugget, but I thought this was fucking fascinating. They're talking about Dennis Rodman

and his trip to North Korea. Okay. His agent, you know, we were talking my agent, so I love my particular agent. I just hate doing it with other people's agent. My agent, it's his agent. Is Rod, I have the same agent as Rodman. All right, is he saying agent or agent?

No, I was wondering the same thing. Secretation, man. All right, is he saying Asian or Asian? No, I was wondering the same thing. Secret Asian man, that's it. He has the same agent as famous podcaster, Dennis. Yeah, yeah. I'm the rebound star, Dennis Rodman, known for his podcasting ability. What could that be? There is something to that, isn't there?

Neither of those guys can carry a conversation, you're getting sister trying to carry a conversation. Yeah, they're hilarious. Oh, can we get Dennis Rodman on the show? Tommy and Dennis, does that exist? They're the same agent. That would be pretty wonderful. Someone's got to make that happen, please.

Yeah. I have another quick example of Tommy not understanding why people enjoy what they enjoy and what makes something entertaining. So this Mafia guy is talking about how the first time they tried to bring on guests, they were doing it via Zoom, and they couldn't figure out how to do that, and they had all these tech issues.

Laryus. It was funny. It was funny. Trying to figure out how to get Zoom live on YouTube and the whole thing's recording, and I'm going, what the fuck is going on? And the whole thing's recording. People go, we see the fuck is going on? And the whole thing's recording. People are going, we see you and I'm like,

I don't see you and there's an echo in a delay. It was pretty funny. But it probably got, it probably did well just because it was natural. Yeah, tech issues are natural. People love it. When there's an echo and a delay, people love that. I bet it did really well.

Yeah, yeah, promote that one. Tommy's like, I could probably get a 500,000 views. If you want. Yeah. I think it's a friends overseas. You don't speak English. You love echoes. Love tech issues and that's echoes. Very natural for them. All right, Kroge, finish it off.

All right. I got a three for four year. So the elephant in the room is this shows similarity to the Joe Rogan show. Now, um, uh, which is also a Spotify exclusive, I should add. Exactly. Now, as we know, Hans Kim went from living a van to opening for Joe Rogan. So number eight, he wants to know, tell me every single thing about Joe Rogan, please.

Can you download everything from your mind? Yeah. He probably casts things. So now, take me through that day, because this is when you open for Rogan, right? So how does that happen? So take me from A to Z. How do you, first off, who calls you to say,

hey, do you want to open for Rogan? Then, yeah, I'll open for Rogan. Take me through the whole process until the day you do it, and then when you're on the stage. Well, I said big deal. That's the thing I love in graduation. That's great. By the way, I don't have many questions for you.

So can you just explain every fucking minutia, every detail of everything that's ever happened to you? And instead of you, you have some diet. What did you have for breakfast today? How did you get to the venue? How well already did you get to the venue? What did you do with the venue? Did you get to talk to Oral?

Did you watch any TV? What did you watch it? That's the well are you? Did you get to the venue? What did you do? The venue did you get to talk to a rocket? Did you watch any TV? What did you watch? Well, that's a big deal. That's the thing I love. Congratulations, Bob. Thank you. That's the thing I love about Rogan is that it's very personal. We are friends before we are business partners. We're not business partners really. So then number 19. This is peel in the curtain way back. We're not business partners really. I don't really know. So then number 19, this is peeling the curtain way back. Watch this.

He explains how he Tommy watches the Joe Rogan experiment. You don't say. Yeah, I mean, I get my balls broken all the time. Look, I got came and get this anymore. The plastic cell, Rogan, the clock, and all this shit. So when I watch Rogan, I watch him like, if I'm about to go box, because I use to box. So I watch him like tape. Like, he that's the person to answer.

Like, how long does he wait? Does he let him finish if it's kind of like slow and boring or does he jump in? You could tell when like, you know, the guy's moving a little bit too slow, what does he do? You know, he's the best. So what the fuck?

Why would you watch not the best if you're doing that genre, right? So I don't care who breaks my fucking balls, he's the best. So when I like the way he does it, so when I watch it, I watch it like I'm watching tape. Can I just hit this real quick? Because, no shit, you're a...no shit!

I could have predicted that this guy watches Joe Rogan very, very closely and everything that he does. But he watches it like a boxer watches tape of his opponent. Yes. Like a Super Bowl coach watches the season of his... Right, every play. Every place, every hole in the defense. He studies it. How long did Joe wait until he butted in there?

Did Joe have a joke or did he ask a serious question? Was Joe looking over at the screen or was he doing this? How many times did Joe say, hey, Jimmy, can you Google this for me? How many, well, even down to like taking a drag off your vape pattern, because Tommy does that too. It's like, how often does he smoke while he's on a show? He's got his mannerisms down,

except for the part of being intelligent and asking intelligent questions. But he breaks this down with a chalkboard, like John Madden back in the day, small motion footage, watching the shit, oh, and then he moves over here and then we go here. It's like, you know, okay, great, cheers for you. And then number 20, let's hear about,

what's it like when Tommy gets your phone number if you're a little more famous in Tommy. Oh, no That's back. I love I got your number now. I'll just keep counting nice to meet you Tommy. This is a blast Thank you. You and Gomez are gonna take him a psychopath pretty soon. So I've been texted Gomez. I was texting you for a month. Yeah So he got Louis J Gomez Gomez's phone number, and he's been texting him like a fucking psychopath. Yeah. The same as he texted this guy like a psychopath in his own words for a month. What's funny in him on the show? It's funny because I've noticed that when I go and I check out his shows, most of the guests

are coming back for another time. And obviously John's been on the show three times now, four times. And so this is what Tommy does. He meets someone and then badgers them to come back on his show. And I mean, he didn't say it, but I assume, you know, he pays his guess. I, you know, he's said that before.

So, I assume this is just kind of a payday, like I'll be in town. I, you know, I can make a couple hundred bucks going here and listen, this guy talked about UFOs for a couple of hours in his fake Joe Rogan show. I would do that. I mean, yeah, who gives a shit? I don't know.

Yeah, I came away from this. Kind of like and tell me a little bit. Yeah, I think I'll do. He's a charming friendly guy. Like if you're, if you enter next to him on an airplane or something, you'd feel like you made a new friend. You know what I mean?

He's just got this kind of personality. He's not a deep guy. He's like a said, he's not smart or well informed or anything, but there's charming. There's also a mystery to him. Yeah. Which is the thing with Tommy was so that we all love

is that he claims to be an American and he's not. And you go, well obviously English is your first language. He's like, oh no, I'm from New Orleans, I'm like, wait and a while, no, you're not. And the same thing with Tommy, I don't think people really know his background. I know he's been arrested and spent some prison time because he was selling supplements that he shouldn't have

been selling. There's a weird history and mystery behind this guy that's fascinating. Yeah. I want to go through all of the tape and get as many of the answers as I can or just have him on the show. Tommy, come on to BTP. We want to talk to you, buddy.

Well, let's call Dennis Robbins agent. I don. I'm into anything else you want to play from this crowd. No, that's all I got. It's with what a fascinating road. Yeah. What a what an interesting dude that is. All right. It is time for the cringe of the week. And I didn't pull a cringe of the week because Croge, I saw that you sent me over. Four tracks. I do. Lave all the cringe of the week. They're real short.

I want you to take it. So, all right. I keep fucking up the segment because I bring over clips that I really like. But, yeah. Whatever. So this is a clip from you must remember this. It's a podcast about old movies.

It's mostly like classic Hollywood type shit. But this is about Charlie Sheen and the actress Sean Young. And I just love the way she says this. Movie line magazine would later report that co-star Charlie Sheen, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote,

quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote,

quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, I am the biggest cont. I'm the world. My number seven is just the ISO. I hope it makes it on one of your boards somewhere. I am the biggest cont in the world. Way better than kick me. Yeah, way better. Yeah, pretty good.

Yeah. And then I grabbed these from the show Knowledge Fight. My number eight and nine, this is just Alex Jones having kind of a normal one. I'm gonna cut my penis off. Okay. How about I cut my penis off? I figure the creep off needs those somewhere.

I don't know where, but it's, you know, you guys don't get through half hour, but without talking about a story like that. Yeah, all right. I'll grab that. Is he talking about how he wants to win a swim meet or something? What's he talking about there? He wants to get views.

He started talking about cutting his thumb off or something. Oh, how loyal he is to his audience. Oh, that's not a trans thing. How about I cut my penis off? Interesting. All right, yeah. Redbar mentioned who are these podcast?

Couple of people sent this to me because we have a lot of audience overlap, I would say, with Mike over there. So this is a clip from that with all the contacts included so you know what's going on. Extended stay with a friend, apartment situations or some shit. And again, Ari is cringe god. I want to show you some of this opening, but yes, Louis CK has traded in Chris Rock, Seinfeld and Dave Sipal for

Ari, Joe List and Karen Fihann. And it's so pathetic because Louis CK obviously invested all of his own money into this stupid movie with Joe Liss. It was shot on film. He blew it. It's got a 23% on Rotten Tomatoes. It's showing in 17 theaters at 7.30 pm once. And everything he has depends on this. So instead of Louis CK marketing his movie like any other movie, he has to go to unskeptic tank Tuesdays with stories, trash, Tuesdays, who are these podcasts? I mean, the lowest of the low New York bottom of the barrel podcast trash. We made it! That's hilarious.

That's amazing. Yeah, pretty funny stuff. All right, I have a couple things I need to get to with our buddy, Opey. We'll keep this pretty brief. Yeah. Oh, the man. Oh, the man.

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I mean, if you do that as a side thing, great, but what are you gonna be known for? Literally doing a version of opian Anthony? You're not gonna stick out. I don't know, Redbar noticed. Oh, this guy's the best. God, that production bar, that is. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, this guy's the best. God, that production is so fucking embarrassing. It's so bizarre. Like, and Tony Michaels had that too.

It's the shittiest thing you've ever seen, followed by a fucking lightning bolt and that of big words, girls. Tony Michaels production. It doesn't matter. It's your listening to OPEN RADIO, put a bude. It's fucking orchestra swell and shit. Yeah. The fuck and it's him sitting out of the beach with birds going off and shit. Yeah, it's not even HD.

It looks like shit. It sounds like shit. He shot it on an iPod shuffle. It's great. I love it. Fuck. I love it. OP, if I'm known as the guy who does the OPEN Anthony show as a podcast that I'm fine

with that, it's not pretty cool. Pretty cool to me. All right. This recent episode of Opie Radio, he tells this story. And I'm going to play you this entire story because I love the way that it ends. I think that this is kind of interesting. You get this lot, like name recognition.

A lot of people know Opie Anthony, but that doesn't mean they listen to our show. Because we got so much press over the years. And so there's one middle-aged woman she would be all about like oh wow you're the OP from OP and Anthony but she never really listens to the show you know kids playing together comes by we hang out we talk our dog sniff each other's butts you know that type of thing she couldn't be cooler and she has gotten to know me it's been years so she knows the real me is my point here real me a little different than

the character I especially played on opiate Anthony so he's pretty much explaining that he's a cool guy oh yeah you know the guy on opiate Anthony was a deck oh yeah but I'm a cool guy that everyone gets along that he's a cool guy. Oh, yeah. You know, the guy I don't be an auntie was a dick. Oh, yeah. But I'm a cool guy that everyone gets along. Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of my real self on there, but also like a lot of exaggerations in me just really just

going over the top. So I guess she tells her her friends wherever she really lives because we all kind of live out here part time, right? And then the next time she sees me, she goes, you're the wow guy, the Whipa Mal Wednesday guy, my friend told me all about that, and know what she said to me?

She goes, I thought you were a good guy. This is what I get. I look at her, I'm like, you've known me, probably at this point five years. You know the real me. What are you? What are you talking about? But you did the wow thing. Oh my god. I thought you were a good guy. Guess what? She hasn't talked to me since. Maybe she's liking that much to begin with, I hope you do. Maybe she was like a frat of your reason to not have to talk to you anymore.

If that's all it took her friend told her about one bit they'd have the rate Oh, yeah, okay, fuck that guy that guy. He likes women's boobs. Yeah One of those kind of people So weird so weird how people are Yep I'm a good guy and it's Wednesday. Guess what I'm about to do lady Oh, that's right. It is Wednesday. Oh my God. I thought you were a good guy. It's not based on the five years where we were

socializing. It might be. It's based on what her friends said about a bit I used to do a million years ago, which by the way, we never forced any ladies to do the whip of Mao's day. Because I get that when I start talking about how for women and women's rights, but didn't you, but you are, but you also, yeah. I can't say it was 100%, but overwhelmingly, the women that did stuff on the Opiananthiti show, did it willingly? Just like guys doing stuff on the open Anthony show. Did it willingly? Just like guys doing stuff on the open Anthony show willingly. Overwhelmingly, more than 50% of the women who did shit like a whiff of ball bats

shoved into their cunts, did it willingly? Is what he just said. Why did he say that? He was doing fine up until that point, and then all of a sudden, did we rape a couple girls? Sure, we were a morning show in New York. What are you gonna do?

Of course. Well, you know, but I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I think it was Susan B. Anthony, who said, you know, the best way to celebrate women's rights is to measure the depth of their vaginas with a whip.

If I'm remembering correctly. Speaking of whip about Wednesday, women's rights is to measure the depth of their vaginas with a with a by remembering crackly uh... speaking of whip about wednesday hey back hello that's that's a cute top did you uh... get a tattoo tonight i didn't actually decided to be here for you carl

well it's working out well so far i want to thank you for that. All right. I just wanted to take a look at your outfit today. We'll come back. Let's back at Count. We'll come back doing a little bit. Hey, tight. So, Kroge, you brought some paddy-seek-up stuff? Yeah. My to believe that that is true. Yeah. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Yeah, I'm I to believe that. I know. Why? Because that's the third. I brought Vick up on the screen or the SI. I wish that song was longer now.

Yeah. So Patty, he cups hasn't been up to much. Yeah, free water went away, Sepree. He went out of one away. He did. He did update the cover art, but he has to put up any episodes. Okay. And the episodes that he has put out that we haven't talked about yet, or just him talking

about Plank Fort Wright still for some reason. So let's go back to a simpler time October of 2020 and let's listen to a show called The Daily Ghost. Oh I love The Daily Ghost. I miss this show. It's one of my favorites. Number one we got the intro to the show. But either way welcome to the show. We're here to get creepy. Not us particularly, but I guess get creeped out. Better way to say it. But yeah, that's what we do here. This is the poor man's audible. If you're unaware, if you're unaware, what you got here to get horny, like not like horny, like where horns, you know, I put on a horn. And to we're reading a creepy story, we're adding some depth, some background to it.

And we're gonna have a blasty blast as with the one Dane Cook would say. So let's get into this. Dane Cooks like don't drag me into that. Just because you're bobbing doesn't mean you gotta bring me into your fucking bullshit. So let's get into this the best way we know how. Turn the lights down and let's get into this the best way we know how. Turn the lights down and let's get strange with another daily goes podcast.

Right now. God, Swiss brain. That is peak Patrick Michael. I love it so much. Those stories are really his calling. Now, and just remember, we're going to do some background, some depth. We're going to add. Yeah, right, right. I like that he said that. I mean mean there might be a sound effects up where added but that's about it

There's so many shows are just reached out the internet. They don't know what they're doing. Yeah, he's gonna add some Good, I got a great example of that is my number two This is the intro to the story we're about to hear today's story is simply called the lady in the corner Which I find very intriguing and I can only imagine it's gonna be a little creepy But the story is told by Red Cody 27 The Lady in the Corner by Red Cody 13 oh so good so good so the first two minutes of the story are I love what he complaints about all the editing that he does to I put out more podcasts

episodes, but all this editing that I did. What do you editing? You mean not enough? Okay, sorry I cut you out. The first two minutes of the show are this. A small door will lead to the upstairs. To the right of it, or two big wooden doors for my father's bedroom. To the left, a chair. The chair faced away from my father's room towards the TV.

Two minutes, I'm not fucking with you. Two minutes, two minutes, the set up of the entire house, and none of its relevance of the story, by the way. That was 19 seconds, I couldn't pay attention that long. I thought this was Choose Your Own Adventure. Two fucking minutes of that. Two minutes of that. So anyway, let's fast forward to the end of the story.

Let's get to the fucking scary part, man. All right, turn down the lights every while. All right, get the mood. Let's get weird. I woke up again for some reason, around 3.30, 4 in the morning. I looked into the top of the TV corner and there she was. What's the top of the TV corner? Who socks like that? The upper half of an elderly lady staring at me. Its words were long and slow, feminine and impatient. Cody, Cody, come outside and play with me. I froze for a second, then I screamed and

threw my blanket over my head and went back to sleep. It went back to sleep! I was so scared that I put the black and white in my mouth. I can't fall back asleep if I see a spider. I'm like, wow, fuck. This guy sees a ghost and he's like, who will we be? Unbelievable. I love the voice act.

I legitimately do enjoy it. Unfortunately, I had to add the fuck out of it just to be able to hear it. Yeah, but once I did, I like how we described the voice and then we did it. And the running inpatient about that. No, I know, there were too many words to describe it. Like just do it, that. Yeah, do it.

Yeah. And then there's a twist ending. So number five, by the way, if you can explain what the twist is to me after this, please do it. Okay, I'll listen closely this time. So the door is facing away from his father's room. Yeah, and it's up, it's 90 degrees from the front back. Okay, I don't know. Oh, this is closely this time. So the door is facing away from his father's room. Yeah, and it's up. It's 90 degrees from the back.

Okay, yeah. In the morning, I told everyone, and my brother seemed to believe me. He later told me, the night he saw a white figure next to him, staring at him, while he pretended to sleep. That first figure I saw, I across that. That first figure I saw staring at. Yeah, I don't know. And I didn't cut out any other figures or anything like

the only scary part is that one other than half of a woman that showed up. But then the other guy saw it too, but it was his own. But then he saw one before that he neglected to mention that was staring at the brother. Yeah, but it was because of the bunk

bed and it was 90 degrees from the TV or I have a question. God bless you, shame is, please bring back the daily ghost I miss it so much is he reading someone's stories because this doesn't sound scripted It sounds like he's doing that that weird fiction shit that doesn't make any sense either he found a block of text on the internet Yeah, you heard it was by someone so he said it twice. Yeah, I know I just Sounds like he's making up as he's going along. Oh, right. Yeah, the daily goes. That's a fun one.

I'm glad that's still online somewhere. Yeah, go find it. Let's do it. It's wonderful. It is. It's very good. And I don't know what Patrick Michael's doing now. I know he has some show that it's still going,

that he started doing after free water. I can't remember the name of it, but I'm sure there's fans out there that will let me know if he's doing anything good. Let us know because we haven't talked about Paddy and a little while, and we all do miss him. Here's a guy who won't go away long enough for us to miss. Oh Gakiyah So can't help it. Duttering John Moandas is moving and I'm not doxing him this happens to be all over the internet. He's selling his condo in

He's selling his condo in Kenoga Park. But the last time we talked to Stuttering John, he put his stuff into storage because he had a conversation with himself and he said, self, I need to put my stuff into storage. It's almost like he's a liar. So he basically cleared his whole place out and never yet people over there working on his play he's not one time and then all of a sudden

he cleared all his boxes out and it's all echoey. And he was lying the whole time He's moving that's why he's doing the shocking. Yeah, I know go figure Speaking of lying the listing on license to bathrooms and it's one of the half-babs. That's a big fucking You don't be saying it's too bad to say it's one of the half. I'd be fucking best Anyway, so John is selling his home. No one knows. There's a lot of speculation about where he's going, where he's gonna go because, you know, he's talked about Florida in the past.

His mom has a house on Long Island. Maybe he's gonna go there. We don't know. I do know one thing. He's not gonna go anywhere near the coast. It's too late. It is too late. It is too late. You are soon at the average,

the 120 degrees outside. You watch our water levels are going to rise because the polar ice caps will be melting and then we'll say goodbye to Malibu. So he's not moving to Malibu because that's gonna be part of the ocean. So, gross, Khabat. Stuttering John thinks he's gonna live long enough to see climate change.

Yeah. Well, he says he's a long-term investor in stocks too. Like, why? What do you mean? I'm a macy's breathing today. I'd be shocked if he made it to next year. What the fuck is he talking about? Even the alarmist out there say two degrees Celsius

is what they're concerned about. This guy says we're gonna average 120 degrees. It's out of the way he's getting that information from no one says that. Also, I looked up the real estate mellaboo, the average home there is $4.2 million, so they're not getting the mellabut out of the sea, they're apparently That's gonna be under water

So he might be He might be missing on that one. Now what's great is that John sacrifices his own personal happiness for this show. Hmm, and He wants you to know about it on the Yankee broadcast, which I'm now missing But I'm missing it for you, so you better super chat me. Good Lord. You better super chat me. I'm missing the thing I want to be doing right now, for you.

The least you could do is give me five dollars and tell me how amazing I am. What a fucking asshole. Yeah, he's been on Tommy's show four times now. You could, yeah. He should learn some charm from Tommy. He should. Yeah. Also, value for value.

Right? So when you put on a program and it's readily available and free and people get value from it and they want to give you money back, they can do that. Which is why on our Patreon, we have two bonus episodes every month You can watch the live stream if you'd like to its value for value. We want to share it back I've never want to be like you fucking assholes. You don't think I want to be outside of the my way to the beach right now

I could be watching the savers right now Okay, good fight. Got me there. All right, so I like when John improvises, especially songs. He's really good at just making up songs as he goes. David William Leon, Pursky Holden. What do you want from me? David William Leon, Pursky Holden. I'm busy man.

Can't you see? That's right. I'm like, Mac Davis. Hold, and I'm busy, man, can't you see? That's right, I'm like Mac Davis. I could write songs on the spot. Jolk Karr with a badger bird of night, Diane Lamp, Joni Heisenberg, I swear to God, I've been getting emails from this troll, and this guy is really certifiable. He's so obsessed with my life. I've never seen it before.

To this magnitude. I mean, the guys got kids. Why is he spending so much time on my life? Why not focus on yours? Chris D'Derexon. I mean, he writes me books. Now, I have to, don't write me. Everything's going to spam now. I don't see it Central scrutinizer and your season to assist will be coming this week or early next week All right, he's talking about Ryan Sharman his former moderator who is no longer a huge fat of his anymore Huh, and here's a little bit more on him talking about right. There's a lot of Ryan Sharman talk from these are Tuesday and Thursdays episodes when I watch this week.

So he was, that was him trying to get through his like chat list right? Yes. Yes. Proper roommate saying hi to everybody. Yeah. But he couldn't even get through that without choking back the rage. Yes. Yeah, he's very fired up about.

Yeah. About the trolls. It's he's very fired up about the trolls. That's all you have to get stuck in mind. Good news, the USA singers are going to write and record a special intro song for me. That's a little shorter, and that'll be an intro song for this show. So I really appreciate the USC. USC singers doing that, even though some of my trolls tried to, this is where they don't understand that this is just forget it. They try and I just how I'll forget it. They tried to screw me using the USC singers and I know the one name who did and he doesn't understand that you can't try and get somebody's job taken away from him.

Yes. He's tried to have my Patreon taken down twice now. Yeah, what is he? He's reached out with the MCA strikes on my Patreon and then he tried to get me in trouble because we are connected to Discord where there's hate speech or whatever the fuck they were they're talking about. And John's going, you can't take away my livelihood,

that's not cool, that's the guys, the rules. So he's talking about Ryan Sharman, and I'll tell you what he's talking about. Yeah, okay. Ryan says, I made a joke on Reddit, and in the dabble is anonymous Discord, that we should buy the song right from the USA singers And then issue all of the old shows strikes. It was obviously a joke because that's the kind of shit the John would do

But one of his or Sean's or whoever accounts commented how I just issues Strikes regardless to which I replied I wouldn't do such a thing It's such a dumb joke and and act like anything would come of it is also dumb and then he deleted those posts. So John is now claiming that that was Ryan trying to get his livelihood taken away from him by doing this. Also, John doesn't make money from old episodes of his show.

Even if I had to take down all those shows, he makes money from the superchats. Yeah. So I don't even know why that would matter. So this is from now this past Thursday more about the trolls. Uh, oh, David, I asked you from St. Thomas, Ontario. Okay, thank you. So I'll know where to send that. These, this is, I can't believe Camelife allows you to do all that work about me while you while you're busy working for him. I mean for them I don't

understand. Polo Burr, but don't worry David, you'll be getting a season this soon. Voltaire, I especially got this one guy who's obsessed with me who's like sending out these things on Reddit, like trying to affect how I get paid, trying to affect my, trying to stop the way I make money. See John latches onto this thing again, he's talking about that same post that he put up there about getting the rights to the USA. He's like, it's so silly. Is it a silly thing? And then John's like, this guy's trying to ruin my life.

Like no, he's just, he's just gonna, making a stupid joke. He needs a book, boogie man. He does so bad. I know. And right now he's focusing on

that Dave guy, whoever that is, Dave from Canada. And sorry, sorry to talk to you there. He's focusing on that guy. He's focusing on Ryan Sharman. And Ryan sent me one of the greatest things that I have to share with you. So, he says, hey, Carol, so I was thinking about the money that I've paid John

as a response to his claim. I've cost him money. And one of the things I did from a while back was point out some unclaimed property you had in California when checks don't get cash for whatever reason. They go into this unclaimed property fund that is publicly searchable. So I sent him a big list of everything with his name on it, which was over $1,000 from his record label and other shit. Today I check to see if he claimed any of it.

It was all claimed, except there was some new things listed. And it turns out he has in here $2 and some odd sense Southern John does, which is from price versus Uber technologies ink settlement. And when he looked this up, this was a settlement for the drivers. Uber will pay $8.4 million to end years long driver class action.

So John literally was an Uber driver. This is not a joke. He is an Uber driver. It's official. It's great. It's right there on the internet for anyone to go and find. And out of the eight billion dollars he got two and a half. It's amazing. Almost enough for a slice of pizza. That's amazing. Yeah. He's the best. All right, so let's talk about John's proof about, you know, these cease and desist and all these things that he's got going on. He's very excited about it. And I have the proof, you know, it's his name. I know who it is. And he thinks he doesn't know what I have so many people who are who are watching them

for all that's going on. So what John's proof is because he sends the stuff to Ryan, is he has these guys who analyze different accounts and then determine that it must be from the same person because of the words they use and how they write things. Which by the way, John has sock accounts and it's always instantly recognized. Yeah, he does.

That John's no one is writing this shit. So it's not based on IP address or anything that would actually be used to say, like, obviously you did this and then you did that. No, it's just some guy that he has saying, yeah, I think this is also Ryan. That shit works for full length books. Like they do with the- Yeah, I want to say JK Rowling, but it was somebody like the famous author put out a book.

They just ran it through the thing, but it's because they have thousands of pages of their language. Oh, not just like a Twitter too. Yeah, you can't do those six weeks. You're like, oh, that's definitely something to do. You know, big sell. All right. Well, John's got big news that he's dropping on the show. Ken Champ, thanks for the $20. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha by a lawsuit that's coming up to this company. It's huge, huge. And I'll be on every TV

network with video, audio. You name it. Post on the, oh, you have no idea. Believe me. I'll be on the telly pretty soon. Because it should be a hell of a ride with Stuttering John. British John's gonna be on the telly. Fuck an idiot. Oh my God. So he's obviously wanting to sue Reddit because of the sob Reddit. That'll go wild. That was anonymous.

And he thinks he's gonna go on every news channel with this lawsuit. And he thinks this is the first one who's going to try to sue a technology company. He's an idiot. Give a shit. Yeah, you sued Siri Sex-Hell. Yeah, it went great. Yeah, it went horribly far enough. It's embarrassing.

You still haven't had your website for some reason because you don't update your website because it still talks about the homepage how you want to get Trump out of office. So everything you do is embarrassing, John. And this is just another thing that you're making all these promises. I'm going to be on TV. This is going to be big news. Stuttering John's suing Reddit.

You think that's going to be big news? In my world, that's big news. No one else's. I can't imagine, like, let's just say you got some brain damage and you're out there. You're a fan of the Stuttering John show. Okay. I'm already not following you, but go ahead.

What the fuck is this? This is the most boring shit you could possibly do. Like, let's say, like, I really wanna hear his politics or I wanna hear stories about that time. He opened for collective soul. And that girl showed him his boobs. Wow. No, he's just vending.

Yeah, he just gets out and just like, I'm so pissed off and everyone. they're gonna get season to scissor And I'm gonna sue them Lenny Bruce got to this point in his career where he was just reading the court trans Yes, and then people would get up and leave me like no sit come back here sit on this really fucking important And he would go back to reading the court transcripts And that's like that's where we're at We're out here except for he's much less interesting

than let he Bruce and every single way. All right, well, talking about being on the telly, John's got some other big news for us. Oh, and look for me on the history channel in September. Yes, I am going to be appearing on the history channel. Yeah, it's about a show business career. It's history. Did he stop paying on a storage unit

that went up for sale on like, Oh yeah, I got like a storage or something. Is he going on ancient aliens with Tommy? No one is better at buying time while waiting for a guest than Stuttering John. He is a pro. And when you think about broadcasting school, I don't know if that's still a thing.

I assume that it is. Gotta give the devil his do. But I think that they should be showing the students, videos like this, where you, it's seamless. You would think that John had planned this out and that he wasn't trying to buy time at all. So I'm gonna send this to him again and see what the hell exactly is going on here.

LB where are you LB? LB? Yeah, LB. Uh, uh, uh, uh. Oh, LB where are you? Where are you, LB? Where are you, LB? There she is, Miss America. LB is here, Joe Carter Carter thinks for the $2 is I appreciate it carry on

Elbe's How are you sweetheart? The Kenoga crooner. Yeah, that's exist. Oh Wow And he wonders why we pick on him. Why are they making for the Tom Hanks? Why are they goofing on me? Because Judd, you're terrible at what you do. It's laughable how bad you are at this.

How do you not realize that? How are you the only one who doesn't understand that? Uh, he's like the old man at the bus stop just whistling to fucking kill five minutes. Yeah. Waiting for the bus, it's, there's, there's, holy. He's like the guy at the bus stop, the guy that you try to walk his far away from his possible. Yeah, the guy that no one is talking to in decades. And there's a reason for it. Yeah, the holy at the bus stop. The guy that you try to walk his far away from his passport. Yeah. The guy that no one has talked to in decades.

And there's a reason for it. Yeah. The holy fuck this guy sucks so bad. All right, so this LB woman comes on. Yeah. And she's a lot of fun. So. So, well, no, but she wants to talk about the ramifications

of the Roe v. Wade being overturned. And John has a really good idea. You know, I'm sorry, men, but I think we're gonna have to take away Viagra and Ciallis and all the rest. Take away sex from men. That's what I say. Women should say no more sex, you idiots.

If I can't get any, nobody should. This is the only fucking man I've ever heard to be like, women should just stop sleeping with Matt altogether. Well, I mean, John. Did he send women a cease and dissess? Yeah. He should. And then. And then. And then John tries to do this old poem that got became

famous after the Holocaust. Oh boy. And he doesn't know it at all. No. It's that all have fun with your is that old saying, you know, in your little role. They came for the Catholics and

I said, well, I'm not Catholic. It doesn't concern me. Then they come for the Jews and then they come for, you know, all the Buddhists. And then I realized there was nobody left anymore. They came for them. You know what? This is what's going on. It's just fucking out of that.

It was never cat. Like, it was never. It's sort of never clear to know. Check it. What do you think the Nazis were at for the Buddhists? Yeah. Wow. I can see what they have in my history the food. Yeah. Wow. I can see what they have in my history channel. Yeah. He's got this all figured out. Fucking idiot.

Wow. All right. So then, holy shit guys, I'm excited to say that Hell Sparks is back. Yeah. I didn't think it would happen. But John's old buddy Hell Sparks is back, but first we got to pay the bills as they said. Yeah, right. The great LB and before I bring in my old buddy who I haven't seen in a while, I

know he's been traveling and stuff, but I can't wait to to talk to Hell Sparks, the very talented comedian and and frontman for the band nerd Alan. Wow, this was news to me. Did you guys know that house parks was the frontman of a band called nerd Alan? No. More on that in a second. Yeah. Before that, let me just pay the bills as they say in radio. Okay, our partners at bet online that AG continue to be the number one source for all you betting needs and sports info. Find all the latest highs news and sports developments, including this year's end. Oh, no, they haven't sent me new copy yet. All loser. They haven't sent me new copy at either

John. Anyone getting new copy for butt online? No. I'm looking at the discord, I'm looking at YouTube. Is anyone getting this new copy? Why aren't they sending out the new copy? The NBA's finals are over. Since June. What are they waiting for?

At least he caught himself. That's such a kiddie. The 2018 World Series just around the corner. The Olympics. The first Olympics. All right. So let's talk about our buddy, Hal. So John, at the end of the interview,

bags Hal to come back sooner than later, because he obviously missed his old pal. And just her cuffed up out of there and Lauren Bobert secretly laughing behind her because they're they've got this kind of mean girl competition going on. I mean, I. Right. It's getting close to our quick cutoff and yeah. So please come back soon to the later and plug anything you want starting with where is NerdHailing performance tonight. Tonight at Counts Vamped in Las Vegas, it's a punchlines and backlines, which is a stand-up

show in the first hour and then followed by NerdHailing. I'm doing stand-up and music. It's one of the rare occasions. It's a lot of voice out. It is. If I can talk tomorrow for my morning show, it'll be a fucking miracle. So I looked this up guys and holy shit, nerd hailing is opening for enoughs enough. Whoa, multiple shows this summer.

I haven't heard that term in a while enoughs enough. The guy from the man cow, morning show, is now performing. They're the headliner. But that's why John's joke for the isotopes was he called us turdhelen. Now I get it, nerdhelen is his buddy's band. And what they do is they dress like nerds and play Van Halen covers. And I checked it out.

They have a song called Nerdy Woman, which is a parody of a cover song. Gotcha. Yeah, that's great shit. I wrote a song called Ugly Hasbin. Ugly Hasbin in Kenoga Park. Ugly Hasbin, a green screen with water. Mark's Ugly Hasbin.

Yeah. Love it. I'm a careerter today, I don't know. Well, is house sparks CGI now? He's more robot than man. He looks like Max Headroom, right? Yeah, I know. He's fully converted into a house.

I thought he was just gonna be a lesbian, but no, it goes further than that. He's a hologram. A very impressive. Well, the blocker is a hologram now. Holy shit, it's bad enough. Listen, I don't take anything away from being a tribute banner or not, right?

That's cool. I've seen banhound tribute bands before. Chad, I can't get a gig with enoughs enough. He probably could be able to ask. But when you change the lyrics of it, like Max Abbath, where they have to change all the lyrics and make up McDonald's theme, you're trying just a little bit too hard. Nothing against Max Abbath, but no, no, they're fine too. All right, so very excited for John that he got Hell Sparks back on the show. Now, his

other show that he did this week started off with a bang. Apparently YouTube shut down on him and he had to create a new link and that fucked everybody up. That was a huge problem. All right, hopefully it's working now. I don't know. No, you don't. Let me see if it's on. Let's see, but it's on YouTube now. God only knows. Alright, now it's back. Close to few. Look at his dumb face. I know.

He's filled with confidence. Alright, we're back. I'm nailing it. I don't know what the hell happened. Of course you don't know what happened. You never know what happened. Alright. Alright, welcome to the World Fader Stuttering John Podcast.

Sorry about that, everybody. I don't know what the what happened. All right. All right, welcome to the world famous coloring John podcast. Sorry about that, everybody. I don't know what that'll happen. It's almost like I'm a dumb drunkard. I don't know. I don't know why everything's fucked up over here. So he brings out his first guest, Jennifer Cohn.

And he fumbles this introduction in every single way he possibly could. I love to bring in the election, I forget what she, election for an expert, I forget Jennifer, what you're exact, the exact intro I'm supposed to say. But it's been a while, and I love having you on them. I've been enjoying your tweets as of late.

So I said, why not have Jennifer Cohen on again? The very intelligent, very beautiful, Jennifer Kohn. How are you sweetheart? I'm good. How are you doing, John? Nice to see you. You know, I always get worried if I say the very beautiful because did I get accused of being sexist and creepy and misogynistic, get him afraid to even compliment the woman

on their looks? Because it's creepy. Yeah. Well, you know, I don't want to be one of those people who says, well, it my age, but honestly, it my age is kind of nice to hear. So thank you very much. All right. So now John fishes for a compliment. And this is the best fire. Oh, thanks. I wish. Jennifer, I know it's not going to happen, but I wish if I was a guest in somebody so they end the very handsome John Mlanders, I'd be incredibly ecstatic about that. I'd say that there are worse things to say.

It's just you don't ever want that to be the main thing or the only thing or the first thing, you know, so. Which is why I say intelligent first. Well then, well then. Yeah. Oh, that is an uncomfortable woman right there. Yeah. And the best part is he goes,

you know, I'd love if someone called me handsome. She goes, yeah, well anyway, thanks. That was great. I really appreciate it. She did not take the bait on that one at all. No. And he's going through the whole thing where he's like, you know, sweetie.

And you know, some girls they don't like you when I call them sweetie, but I mean. A lot of these games that I talk to, some of these brawds get offended, sweetie. And you know, some girls they don't like you when I call them sweetie, but I mean, a lot of these games that I talk to, some of these broads get offended, sweetie. And then it's the very beginning of the conversation show. She has to be like, yeah, that's okay. I guess it's, you know, it's not my favorite thing, but you know, whatever. And John's all concerned that people are going to be offended because he says that they're good looking.

It's when you call him sweetheart is the problem job. That's It's just it's an odd thing to introduce your gas to is a Political pundit and expert whatever they are. Yeah, not even that sweet Work decades past all this dude. Yeah, and if you're pretending to have someone on the show to talk about elections Don't be like the beautiful and talented election fraud analysis like what the fuck are you? It's like it's insulted the fuck are you? It's like, it's insulted. The only thing you remember from Howard Stern is when they would have strippers out the show. Like, whoa, look at the tits on this branch.

She's got C-Cops, check it out. Also, I guess she knows about the election fraud or what do you got on the house? And like, Letterman would say the lovely and talented, but even lovely is not, like, it's actually intelligent and beautiful. Isn't she beautiful? Guys, look at her beautiful Anyone's gonna semi other pants

Check out shake around for us Can you jump up and down to your seat bump So then because John had to switch the YouTube link Yeah, his mom is very confused and he gets a phone call immediately after the interview started Before we even talk about a lot of the things you'd be tweeting on which scares this can shit out of me I'm what's going on in this country. I like that he censors fucking and that's a shit shit out of me It's it's so clear and after what This woman is such a cut that I mean

Rachel Maddo that's a pretty cut D I mean Rachel Maddo, that pretty cut deep thing from Garland. I'm sure you know about that already. I mean, I am, well this is my mom. I'm like, he's not, I was going, Mom, Mom, talking to a pretty girl, mom. Yeah.

That's my mom. Well definitely take the call, you know. Mom, I'm on the air. Yeah, yeah, go back and go to this second show. The first show didn't go on. Well, there's another one now on that. All right, love you. She's trying to back out of the room.

Yeah. I said, I love you. All right, bye. Mom, I'm trying to score with this broad. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, and if you can't see her face right now, it is someone who is trying so hard to hold a smile. It's strange. All right, well, here we go.

Time for an ad. Yeah, let's do it. Great, Jennifer Cohen, back on the show today. Let me just do my sponsor, because we got to play Pay the bills as you know on radio Yeah, he thinks he's clever now Crows let me ask you a question, but every time he says as they say in radio is they say in radio We got to pay you the bills as they say in radio Now if you had an ad read yeah, would you bring the copy with you?

Would you have it printed out? Would you have it readily available on your desktop? I would tattoo it on the inside of my island. That's all I got to support the sponsor. All right, well, let's see what John does here. And then I'll get back to the show. Let me just pull the ad up and then we'll do this. Where is it? Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- I really like reggae. Is that out of a stature? We can listen in. You blast that, please. So then he has a Gaston who has COVID

or a son has COVID or something. So he leaves after 10 minutes and then thank goodness, Richard O'Gita is there to rescue. I haven't seen Tony Michaels in a while. What's up with that? Yeah, but it happened to that relationship. I miss him. I miss Tony Michaels.

He was on twice a week for like two months straight. And now, poof. And that all of a sudden, he takes down all of his drive-through videos. And he's no longer talking about the ice-thump sock for some reason. I know, it's weird. Crazy. Yeah, weird stuff. I just want to play Richard O'Gita.

We don't really focus on him very much because we like to make fun of Stuttering John. Yeah. But this guy is unhinged. This guy is not well. It every single way. And that's what Donald Trump is doing. Donald Trump is saying, if I am listed as a candidate that came fuck with me because if they do, then it also comes up and people can say, well, they're only doing it because

they don't want to, they know he's going to stick it to him. And that's of course the way Donald Trump would say. All they're trying to come after me because they don't want me to be president again because they know that I was better than them or whatever, you know, it's typical Donald Trump bullshit. But at the end of the day, Merrick Garland is absolutely a complete and utter failure. If he doesn't do shit, you know, when you have Glenn Kersher going holy shit, then you know we've got a problem, you know, and I have Glenn Kersher going holy shit, then you know we got a problem

You know and I want to tell you I don't give a shit Joe Biden needs to fucking do something. I agree You know, I don't know if Joe Biden doesn't it's gonna be political I got Jack ship to do with worried about Donald Trump being your being the candidate at the end of the day to do with worried about Donald Trump being the candidate. At the end of the day, Joe Biden wants Donald Trump to be the candidate because the truth is, Joe Biden can beat him again. I want Dr. Steve to write him a script for Zanax or something. Yeah, it's got to calm the fuck down. Is he an POW candidate? I don't know. He looks like a prisoner. A nervous for him.

And I can't believe what pressure. I can't believe I am about to say these words dude You're yelling to me. Yeah Usually I'm the angry one here I honestly have no idea when he's even talking I could pay attention because the tournament was watching so fucking annoying holy shit It's saying something also bleakie. Is it like Pac-Man around or something? Don't you want to go after him? That's an old rave All right, let's let's look check out John's got a closing gag after Richard O'Gita leaves That's fuck he cracks himself up with this one great show today

Come on. Let's hear it for a guess. I'd like to thank Jennifer Cohen, the very intelligent and beautiful Jennifer Cohen and Clifford. Very beautiful. We do it like that. The very intelligent and handsome and the Army Major. Anyway.

No, and the great Army major for coming on the show. No, I can't know guys. We have a lot of fun over here. Just can't. We're all saying. Yeah, good one. He really cried himself up with that one. He's like, I forgot what he was saying. Oh, or speaking of forgot what he was saying. When, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Just one quick comment I saw in Daibler's Anonymous from aggravating sale at 273. He says John Belongs in the Elka Hall of Fame. That was pretty good. I like it. I'm not sealing the thunder of our net news segment.

I want to get Vic back on here if she could either turn on her camera or remove her top or one or the other. Hey there, Charles. Hey, Vic. Hello. It is time for everyone's favorite game show. It's time for everyone's favorite game show To catch a dabbler. Are you ready to play?

To catch a dabbler. I'm sure, I'm ready to play it, but I don't know if I'm ready to catch a dabbler. It hasn't happened in a long time. It's getting bad for me. He's elusive. And all this is gonna come in handy because I'm coming to DC, Army Major,

I should bring you as my security guards. Well, some of them might recognize me. Look, I can't wait, I'm excited to, you know, how is this gonna be posted? Are you gonna do it off your show? How's it going? I am gonna, every interview I do, I'm gonna have the hotspot on my phone,

how attached to my computer. Every single one is gonna go straight up to Patreon, patreon.com slash Stuttering John, because all my Patreon and straight all to my YouTube members. They're gonna see it first. They'll be the first ones to see it. Then it'll go up on YouTube. And then, like on the Tuesdays, Thursdays, on

Saturdays, I'll do, I'll probably have you on or how long and just play them. And then we'll do commentary on it. So it's going to be a whole thing. Yeah, I can't wait, man. That's going to be awesome. And you know, man, some of them, some of them you're going to catch really you're going to catch him with their pants down it's going to be awesome I know I can't wait I have I have some of the hardest fucking with us now right these are two wide these plants Karen have come on tonight show colleagues are writing me jokes as we speak nice you know and questions and I think I'm going to take out a few of them

out to dinner. So we could have a brainstorm. I'm going to have another dinner with a bunch of my comic. What did John say? I forgot we were playing this. I would be there with a bunch of my comic, right? Is that how it ended? Just now? Yeah, sure. Huh, what? Here are your choices. Where are we? Number A. Some of these guys haven't worked in a while. So this should really help out their resume. Next.

It's costing me cash. You know what I'm saying? But I don't care because it's for a good cause. Number three, I'm going to need some more superchets because these guys can drink. You know what? Maybe I'll just buy a dinner. Yeah, right. Next. A lot of these guys owe me big time. So, maybe they can pay for dinner. Lastly.

I called up Brad Gixon from the tonight show and he's so funny. I said, hey Brad, it's me John and you know what he said? Who? He was kidding. He's a really funny guy. He knows me to cash a Daveler. I know I can't wait I have We're not doing that clip again. Holy shit. I'll not I'll speed through it if we are all right. I'm gonna go with

Number B. I don't even remember what it is now. I got cash something something. Yeah I'm doing they owe me they owe me Letter for okay, that's good one. I liked that one a lot too, but I'm gonna go a they wanted on the resume Okay, oh interesting okay Vic I'll do a letter for as well. All right, okay, so no one took five red 4-3. Yeah, no one took five bread or three. No one took three superchets. Okay. I have some of my tonight show colleagues

are writing me jokes as we speak. Nice. You know, and questions and I think I'm gonna take out a few of them out to dinner, so we could have a brainstorm. I'm gonna have another dinner with a bunch of my comic It's cost to be cash, you know what I'm saying? But I don't care because it's for it. It's for a good cause and that's why all you people who are patreon

I'm gonna do that like kinky streets and finally you know it and you caught a damn everybody God damn it. It's gonna help So all the patreon and all the YouTube members and all the donations, it's gonna help because I gotta fly myself that. I gotta put myself up at a hotel. It won't be Trump's hotel, I promise. You show that to the camera please.

I will be hiring a crew. So that's gonna get up there. You know, and I'm gonna pay somebody's right is You know if this stuff starts to go you know Jesus Just take about the dinner that's all for this all the answers is that what's next? We don't know to find out if you are I got a notes for Cardiff to cash A down for five minutes into this clip now a card of electric the Stuttering John army my mom is here Five minutes into this clip now. Card of electric the stuttering John army my mom is here

Don't give it away card of electric don't give away the whole thing Hey, Vic I'm a winner. I heard girls like that. What do you think about me now? I'm very proud of you, but it took you like, like what, 20 episodes? I'm just listening to him every week talking about me. Yeah, okay. Fine, I don't have victory lap on my board. Yeah, oh, you don't. I don't think I get that for ya, my bad. What have we done today?

We've done it all. Oh, timing. MSCS media came down from his home planet to talk to Earthlings. We covered that. The Red Bar mentioned, patty, sea cups, greatest hits, stuttering John is sending out season to scissor that will make national news

for some reason. Coming up into the break, you won't believe who said a season to scissor. Okay. I'm sure that's gonna be amazing. So you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The T- reviewing on Wednesdays episode that comes out on Thursday and it was originally going to be Doug from Good Times Great Movies, but he had to drop

out. So it's just going to be producer Chris and myself. And this is the show we'll be reviewing. Yeah. Yeah. They're going to have that Korean guy from Tommy's own. Welcome, welcome, everyone. Ladies and gents. We got another great stunt performer in the industry. We've got Brendan Swan here with us today as credits include Into the Badlands and Vikings. How are you sir? Very well thank you. Thank you very much for having me. Absolutely. Thank you. Um so, let's get. How did you get to where you are today?

How did you get to where you are today? Calm down Cameron Sully Sullivan Interviewing the great some stunt guy that we've never heard of That going on I don't know man. He seems pretty jacked up So we'll be revisiting the jacked up review show. I'm looking forward to that, of course. Crows, anything you want to plug? Yeah, I got two plugs today. Okay. Please support me by going to gatorate.com slash crows.

And if you use the promo code crows, there's a free hand job from producer Chris. Hey. And also, I'll be on the subreddit later. I'm the biggest content in the world. Thank you guys for having me. Very good. Very good. And also I'll be on the subreddit later. I'm the biggest content in the world Vic anything you want to promote yeah, I'll start I'm starting a support group for women who topped a stuttering John Yeah, we don't get a lot of people signing up for that. Yeah, including his mom. Yeah Mrs. Melinda is the first one. Where do you think John's moving to? Any speculation on that, Vic?

DC! I'm gonna harass him every day! That's a good idea! He's just looking on the Capitol steps! I got a sleeping bag and my questions! Good call, Vic. That's not bad. I love it.

All right, well, please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once a for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well everybody Okay great show good job everybody great job everyone From YouTube we find ether Detroitde-troid commenting on our teacher's complaining video. This needs to be a regular topic, trashing these teachers. Maddyboy. As soon as Chrissy said, I fucking hate teachers so much, I hit the like button.

We'll be. I come from a family of teachers and Chrissy is fucking spot on hilarious. Muted growl quotes. Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. Precious. Ryan, a teacher's podcast should have a trigger warning at the beginning for people with a brain. Bank and steam gripes, teachers complain for a living.

And regarding the dabble queen video, Don Juan writes, these stuttering John videos have become like crack to me and now I'm fiending for more content. You can't just dabble with stuttering John, he drags you in. Principal Duncertainty opines, this stuttering John guy knows where it's at. He's a laverian and a political maven. Under a dead Ohio sky, John says he never lies, yet he literally fails to mention. The reason he moved all the boxes out of his supposed studio is because he's moving. His shithole condo was just listed on Zillow. Man, is it hideous? John Connor.

Stuttering John has become the colonel of cringe and I'm loving every minute of it. Tex Fartson. W-E-T-P. Thank you. This is a public service you're performing. A person of normal intelligence and sobriety cannot set through John's political rants. By editing and mocking, you've lowered my blood pressure. Uncle Paul.

Oh ho ho ho! I get to dabble on my drive. This pops up right when I'm leaving work. Time to put on my garbage smelling driving shoes like John and head home. This is gonna be a good drive. I'm wrapping it up at Reddit. Hestia is the best year at Confesses. I wish Chris would kiss Carl already. The sexual tension in this podcast is through the roof. Is he in which craft asks, are we talking Chrissy or producer Chris? One of those would be gross, and the other would be Carl kissing his bass player, and Reveals with Vic.

Wap, wap, wap. Vic, I want to thank you for once again coming on as our friend Casey just cannot be bothered. Yeah, what's your deal? She's always got something going on. She has friends coming from out of town. No one can find where she lives. They're not fucking nowhere.

Not buying that story at all. I've seen her social skills. I don't believe you. Yeah, I'm from a friend. Come on. It doesn't seem plausible. Yeah, friends. Come on. Doesn't seem plausible. But Vix here for us. Yay. You're going to get a stress tattoo. Ah, I almost did, but I figured I'm buying a house. So like, I just want to do something irresponsible. I see. And getting a tattoo is irresponsible. Yeah. Okay. So balance is out. You're being responsible adult buying house.

Yeah, pretty much. All right, but you decided not to see that you could be here with us and read reviews. Yeah, and be responsible. Yeah. All right. We got new reviews to go over here. Yeah, you have four of them today. Wow. This first one is brutal by Bigger NYY. He says Karl Hanberger stinks, crows stinks, cartifelectric stinks, and these stinks, jamar malade stinks, fat girl ash stinks, Chrissy mayor stinks, thick is okay, the fat wrestling fan dude stinks, you know, a view girl that never shows up stinks. Pat oats stinks, the isotope stink and pat dixon really stinks. Wow. So that was you who wrote that I'm assuming. Yeah,

only person they liked was you. It works out for me. Yeah, I see that. Who was that from? Bigger NYY. OK. I'm going to say it's a five star review. That is a five star.

Cool. Nice. Thanks, Bigger NYY. Is that New York Yankees, maybe? Who cares? Who cares? Maybe not. Good point. This next one is, I think Carl and John partnered up Is that New York Yankees, maybe? Who cares? Who cares? Good point.

This next one is, I think Carl and John partnered up by Matt Millen each his own Farts. He says, not sure why I have to hear about abortion rights before the podcast starts. Makes me think Carl's paying John and their business partners now. Fuck you! This is not the case. Sir, is that a five-star review? It is. Thank you very much.

We'll only talk about a borscht for 20% of the show moving forward. Oh, no. This next one is, I prefer not to listen by Devils. He said, I had my radio dial on Scan and came across this podcast, An overly exuberant man with the palette of a child with squeeing over garbage food. I did not enjoy that.

I allowed my radio to continue scanning. That's got to be a Tony Michaels reference. I would imagine, right? Is that a five-star review? It is. Very cool. Do you know what he's talking about with the radio scanning the dial?

No, I don't. I've got it. Oh, look, I do. That's how radio's work. But like, he has a magic radio that picks up podcasts. Yeah, right. Apparently.

All right, last one. So far, we're three for three here. This is good. This last one is no respect by King Citrus. He said, I wanted to like this podcast, the lack of respect for the teaching profession was just appalling. These hosts have no appreciation of how hard it is to teach algebra while suffering through the hangover caused by an entire case of course, like or single shot of tequila. Well, I'm sorry that you're still better about getting detention for not being able to keep up in gym class, but being clubfooted is no excuse for slacking off. You'll be thinking us teachers when we're two pairs of safety scissors deep in the next school shooter.

Brilliant. It's really well done. So do we go for for for today? You did. I don't think we've ever done that before. Also, so I put up the video when we had Jim Foranjee and Chrissy, and we were talking about the teachers who, wait, too self-confident. And I was surprised by the lack of hate that we got out of that.

Now there were some people who are very upset about it. Yeah. But I thought it was going to be much more, I couldn't believe it was 2% negative. It was surprised by the lack of hate that we got out of that. Now there's a people who are very upset about it. But I thought it was gonna be much more, I couldn't believe it was 2% negative. Yeah, I know, I was shocked by that. Carl got about less death threats than usual. He right, what am I gonna do? Really polarize audience between YouTube and Reddit,

you know, big difference. Yeah, big difference. The vibe is just different. I've noticed that. Different party. Yeah. All right, let different. I've noticed that different party. Yeah All right, let's hit some voicemail shall we? Oh yeah E-caru is me slowpoke taco. I just wanted to say hello and shout out to my cousin Paco

Call me back slowpoke podcast my favorite new collar. Call me back. So, I'll poke back because my favorite new collar. He sounds so sleepy. Sleepy Rodriguez. Sleepy Rodriguez. All right. That's pretty good.

No, it's a call. I was having on 10 or 12 beers tonight. And I was thinking, we thinking, everybody's been calling about who their thing part of the electric is. Is it possible I'm part of the electric? Maybe it's just now, it's like, yes. I'll make a stop-up. I'll make a stop-up.

Here's the twist. We're all carnival electric. What have we shown to the Rosen all? We've all seen that mascot. Oh, man? Everyone's card of electric Yeah Oh that the fucking rose so it started off like hey, we're gonna have a comedy rose gonna be a good time I mean yeah, that sounds great and then it's like okay There's a decent chance. You'll be murdered by card of a left track Yeah, okay, well that kind of sucks because of the territory podcast, it's part of the raffle.

And now I hear, I gotta sit through an episode of the creep-up. That's worse than being murdered in a personal opinion. We'll be cutting all of this out, but. Yeah. He's gonna lot less fun, and he's doing his wrestling podcast before that.

Oh, yeah! I'm so old. I'm a fuck. Yeah. Might be the night I go back to drinking. Chrissy mayor and her husband are both fat-faggot. Hot tanks. Hard to argue with.

Hey, Carl. Quick hypothetical for you. Okay. Who would you pick to manage your vast WATP financial fortune? Option A, Stuttering John, option two, Jerry Danfield. Oh, man. I'll take my answer off there. Thank you. That's it. Oh, shit. Wow. We don't do enough hypotheticals out here. That should be in Cycle. Who would I pick to manage my money?

So neither of them will make money. Well, ethically your money's gonna get siphoned to course light incorporated. Yeah, I'm a sobs parable. Yeah, you know what I mean? Which one do you have to go to YouTube ads or to course light? It's all, I'm not a huge fan of Google.

I think that company sucks, but I'd rather, I think Jerry Bansley would make more from it. I think it'd be better content coming from him. Yes, it would be good content. It might be Street Fighter oriented or tech mobile. He just do upgrades the whole time. Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah.

John be like, I'm podcast rich. All right. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Fuck goddamn it. Who's a dummy now, dummy? That's the worst. We call somebody an idiot. Sound like an idiot. Yeah. Can tell you how many times this happened. Really really hurt your own cause. It happened. Yeah. Sometimes you got a great argument. You just drop it at the goal line. Yeah. All right. Tony Michaels attorney called it bullshit shit god, I thought this What this pending lawsuit was entering John was enough for me to do it, but there's more coming now I'm Mr. Hammergirt. This is attorney outlaw Curtis. I'm here to serve you a class action lawsuit

When you made that mr. Tony Michaels delete all this past videos. He didn't damage just his reputation You've damaged a lot of young people who looked up to him. We'll see you in court. That wasn't a joke. That's really his attorney. Call me. Dude, it's chicken nuggets with no sauce. I know.

That's like chewing on fucking sawdust. The whole reason chicken nuggets exist is to get that sugary fucking barbecue sauce in here But it's like fucking like it so much. Yeah, I'm gonna take a night They don't give a fuck they want the fucking sugary shit all over their face dude. What the fuck? Nuggets with no sauce. That's the most offensive fucking thing that guy's ever sat. Oh, I mean that's about a front try You know plain cheeseburger like. Oh. That's why I don't believe kids look up to them.

Oh, I'm not buying them. Dude, you want fucking notebook. You want fucking nuggets, I know it's good. No socks. What the fuck? Uh, now I don't like to make light of a pat dying. I find that to be very sad. But,

I'm sorry, John's, cat, Magneto called in from heaven. Hey girls, this is Sturring John's cat Magneto, a corn from Cat Heaven. It's one of the great up here. Actually I have cat toys instead of Rochies and Corventy. You can't tune in instead of beer can chicken.

Actually I feel like we should have to go on promotional copies of you for you to say, it's great up here. Also, the world of John Codman 12 series, four or two steeped in and drunk to do anything. Well, fact, I'm genuinely shocked that I've had the bad heat lifting. So yeah, don't go on that. Hey, I don't call that people from Canada

It's a policy. I'll have fun over here. Yeah, that was fun. That's pretty good Chip chipper sink use calling into the show. That's exciting Hey, gone chipper chipper again Jim Florida and on the other day what is the Jim Benedict Brutter with something Fucking over or ding it on the other day, what is the, uh, Jim Benedict Brutter with something. Fuckin' all of run gypsies. I'll be back, hard of suckin'. That's a pretty good chip. Still killing it. Um, so Frank was over here, Frank Pellegrino,

who is engaged to Chrissy Mayer. Only, only comedians who are on stage like my wife are real comedians, people who are other types of comics don't sound. So there's this controversy going on with Vito just walled. Are you following this at all, Vic? No, not at all. Now do you listen to biggest problem in the universe? I do, yeah. What's your take on the new co-host, their Vito? He's just kind of like a fat, like, more retarded, mad ex, I think? Yeah. I see.

You think he fed Twilight in the show, then? Yeah, and he hates you, obviously, since he canceled your show, but, you know. Yeah, he got a lot of shit for that. And then Frank was called him off. We're not being a for that and then Frank was called him off for not being a comic and then Frank was out here and then I was messaging with Vito about it and you know I'm like oh you know it's all in good fun whenever and he goes well yeah except for you're taking some shots at me too Carl's like oh I forgot about that no it was fun yeah I guess you know know what called for calling for us but you're

fucking pisses me off about stuttering fuckface he's obviously taking the stutter i stutter sometimes and when you stutter you get i never in my life heard someone stutter like gondas that's not a stutter that's fucking terrestrial or autism or reamed gone as we call it in the medical field. Fucking a study you caught on a lender. It's like I went to the store.

Like I've heard someone's daughter for a straight minute. And I was like, okay buddy, you know what this? But it was done in a letter. Not the fucking asshole. That's just the coolest fighting back. All right, this is some breaking news. Hey Carl Gary here. I just murdered Judy.

Oh man again. Of course you do. Why does keep happening? Hey Carl, or whatever interns listening to this? I heard you got 2,000 patrons now, so you can actually afford to not pay an intern to listen to this. Anyway, Carl, it's Dave from Primmis Michigan. Love, love, love. Christine Mears, a freaking, a stuttering giant impression.

Awesome. And she's doing a great job, man. Keep it coming. And don't forget to drop the soap in the water. Anyway, see it. There you go. People really do enjoy Chrissy stuttering giant impression. Vic, do you do a stuttering giant impression? Ah, not a good one. Apparently not as good as Chrissy's stuttering John impression. Vic, do you do a stuttering John impression?

Not a good one. Apparently not as good as Chrissy's. That's why I was asking you to do one for us. I did it like two, 10 seconds ago. That's true, all right. I'll just pop that in and post. Can we look like we had a real conversation? Can you imagine the proposal to a college for an intern for WATP?

Oh no. Bernie's will include listening to race's voicemails. And cleaning the shit off the cider producer Chris's car. Yeah. Wow. Carla would make them pull every single clip. Oh, yeah. That's actually a really good idea. That'd be like 30 hours of fucking podcasting. For college credit awful wow

wow we're really out of something here huh you know there is the role media producer there is be like a JD from Stern show right you know all the late night shows are just riddled with clips from our show general shows no one wants to watch Jimmy Kimmel's not watching the view. Yeah, that's for damn sure Huh, yeah, we're honest. Yeah, this is a pretty good idea huh I am so glad That we have the gears podcast it is probably so much about How to make a good audio recording

I could just run out and go running or whatever and it's great and it doesn't matter. I can use my phone and... Alright, bye. That's someone who's listening closely. Yes. You've learned very well there. I do a show from the treadmill. It's pretty good.

I believe it when I see it. from the treadmill. It's pretty good. I believe what I see it. Hey Carl, I know this is a completely anecdotal, but every once in a while I get behind on W-A-T-P and I go ahead and they just get the back burner and I'll only listen to like a little bit of an episode or most of an episode and keep quitting and then when the regular podcast that only listen to a little bit of an episode or most of an episode and keep quitting. And then when the regular podcast that I listen to fall behind, I have a ton of extra time, so I get caught up. And I just found it really interesting because as I got caught up and as I started listening to the rest of the episodes that I had had skipped over every single one I quit listening to in the middle of a Gary from San Diego voicemail. Like I said, not saying

that it might just be Pavlovian at this point that I just stop listening as soon as that moron starts talking. This motherfucker called it about boring voice mail. This fucking guy called it about boring voice mail. You raise a good point sir. Croge was keeping it cool all episode long and this guy really triggered it. Yeah seriously. He's just like yeah just a

pretty good interviewer that's fine yeah I think it'd be better buddy's working on it and then this guy calls a like what a fucking asshole all right it's the last one oh yeah hey Carl is a magneto this is how we talk listen I'm not dead I had to fake my own death because it couldn't take the fucking stand cherry

uh... i struggle to cat or any alley and drag the interview partner it was a different size in color and may actually have been a train possum but john didn't even notice fact it took three days and i was to smell uh... just want to know that you know thanks for the support by the way i sent victim selfies i hope she likes them maghino yet did you get selfies from Magneto, Vick?

You know, I don't think so. So I'm gonna need them to send me some cat nudes. Yeah, some fugitive cat pick. How is that going, by the way, are guys still sending you ridiculous tax messages? Not as much. Usually I'll just get like the you're a dumb, nice tits. Sorry about that. I get drunk and I just start texting you. I get those same text. But mostly it's just turned into cat pictures and a fucking purple in his cat

pages. Yeah. He's been a daily. I got to I got to post your number again, get a top of the feed, remind people what they should be doing as members of our page you're out of super past. Because you do get VIX actual cell phone number when you sign up. Just $5 a month and you too could be sending your dick or your cat or whatever you want to send to VIX.

She loves it all. She's a good guy. It's been a change me, honestly. Yeah. Good. Good VIX, thanks again for coming on the show today. Great to see you. Of course. Yep. You wear that top always. Okay folks. Guess what? The episode's over. I gotta go goodbye. Goodbye.

Bye!