Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep330 - Jacked Up Review Show (Rejacked)

Episode Date: July 28, 2022

It's time to get jacked up and then immediately calm the f*ck down because Cameron and his pal Benny are going to make the subject of Jimi Hendrix unlistenable. When a show starts with "I listened to the radio so I know everything there is to know about rock music from the 70s and 80s" you know you're going to learn a lot! Producer Chris's twin brother, Cohost Chris, joins the show to discuss Sully's inability to complete a sentence. Then Vito Gesualdi says something that's shocking even for him and we close it out with some new StutJo song parodies and John bragging about how "handy" he has been at his apartment. http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Tickets for the roast: http://creepoffroast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A thousand percent episode 30 what a dick. You know what I miss penis. Are you a boner guy? What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize cuz Cuz a row cuz a row slap a runie A W A T P W A T P Hello, Robert N. C. Cousin-Rooz, welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts, the only world famous show featuring your favorite world famous host, Kyle Hamburger, with me today the Tony Michaels of WATB. It's co-host Chris, everyone. Yeah, through.

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The Jack's Up Review Show. It's a Jack's Up Review Show. That's right. The Jack's Up Review Show. Yeah After I had the jacked up review show yeah with our host Cameron Sully Sullivan and his guest Benjamin Scriven's as they talk about a guy. I've never heard of yeah, who is this Jimmy Hendrix J.I M.M.Y. Hendrix. I never heard of him. I don't think that guy exists But they're pretty convinced he does, because they spend a entire episode talking about him.

They spell his name wrong in multiple places, and I've never seen someone so dumb. It's really incredible. And of course, the show starts off with a bang as a jacked up review show should. Just zero energy here. Yeah. Welcome, welcome to the show. Got another special guest. We've got Benjamin Scruven's, how are you, sir?

I'm doing well, how are you doing? I cannot complain. Hi, thanks for having me on. Just going into, just again, music history mode and just decided, hey, let's tackle another rock and roll great. How did you get into just covering Lolo and listening to all the rock and roll music rates? Well, I had that at that end there. Yeah. It's brutal. There's, I don't want to add anything in this show. There's tons of dead air. Oh God, yes. So what's your that again? I understand this all the rock and roll music great. I had

Right, and there's tons of that like you said. Yeah, this guy sounds like he hasn't had his coffee yet correct You ever you know you get up in the morning and you take a phone call before you actually said anything and you're like Oh, yeah, that's what he sounds. It's always Eric Zane and I'm live on his show and it's fucking annoying Hey, Carol, what's up Eric, hey, what's up, Alex? What are you doing? Did you see the news, Carol? Yeah, I pulled the same clip. There's gonna be a lot of that.

There's gonna be a lot of that. So this episode about Jimmy Hendrix is fascinating. And I know the people who have the Jack Depp review show and where people are looking forward to this and I was wondering, will there be enough material here to have a fun episode of W-A-T-P? Oh god, yeah. Wow, this could be a two-parter.

This, I don't have to pull clips of this episode. We can just listen to log. Oh yeah. As we go. So let's get right back into it. This is the guest he brings on, this guy Benjamin. I'll call him Ben going forward to save time. And let's figure out why Ben is such an expert on Jimmy Hendrix. Let's see, brings on this guy Benjamin, I'll call him Ben going forward to save time.

And let's figure out why Ben is such an expert on Jimmy Hendrix. And my two older brothers, I saw a lot of different, they were already into music by the time I was, you know, real, real young star. I would always dig into their records and stuff. And they were mostly into like the early 80s, late 70s, getting into hair metal and so like that. But as I grew up, listening to their influences and then finding out, you start tracing back, like, what's this band influence? You know, read interviews or hear interviews, obviously it's this way before the internet.

I was like, oh, they cite people like Jimmy Hendrix or something like that. And it's like, who's that guy? And then, you know, you kind of hear throughout the years, like Jimmy Hendrix or something like that. And it's like, who's that guy? And then, you know, you kind of hear throughout the years, like Jimmy Hendrix and then, you know, and playing the star-spangled banner and the Woodstock. And it seems to me like you're on an Xbox mark. So this guy literally says, I had older brothers who liked music

that was made 10 years after Jimmy Hendrix died. Yep. And that's why he's out here, that's just about Jimmy Hendrix. That's about Jimmy Hendrix. That's about Jimmy Hendrix. Yeah, Benny why he's out here. That's about unique qualification for being on the show. Benny rocking it. Yeah. My older brother was in the like hair metal and those guys played electric guitar too. Yeah, there's nothing unique about that story. Along similar lines, this is our host

qualifications just to one up on his guest. Here we go. I could not listen. I always had a bunch of different rock stations. I was listening to. So I was, you know, hearing all the various 70s and 80s rock and pop. So I always had just some giant, I don't want to say illusion, but comprehension of various titans, various giants in life, in various titans, various giants and why what their place was in pop culture. So, you know, I heard just about everything and by many of them, even if I wasn't staying up late, I was hearing a bunch of their music.

So I at least knew the general vibe and why their lyrics appealed. And, you know, Jimmy was either of you qualified to talk about this. Neither should be doing this show. What is he? He's such a bore. I know. Sully is such a bore. So what is he talking about?

He says he used to listen to the radio. So he knows everything there is to know about 70s and 80s rock and pop, yep, which is the opposite when you listen to just the radio. And then he didn't say up late, but he still heard the song. Yeah. And this is supposed to be why he knows about Jimmy Hendrix and it reminded me of Fred Willard's character from this is Spinal Tap. When he brings in Spinal Tap to play the Air Force bass and he says this to the band.

I mean, I start by saying how thrilled we are to have you here. We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally But the whole genre the rock and roll and stuff the exciting things are happening music Hey, I don't know anything about you guys, but you know, I just like records and rock Yeah, that's literally what Sully just said and Jimmy Hendrix wasn't playing in the 70s So he's explaining I listen to 70s and 80s rock music, so you know about Jimmy Hendrix now, what do you mean? What do you have to do with anything? Right.

Why did you just explain that? Because they don't know shit. He's a fucking idiot. Yeah. Alright, so after his guest comes on and explains all of this information about how, you know, his older brothers listen to rock music. For some reason, Selvi says, oh, in other words, you had good parents.

And then after that, he just falls asleep at the wheel. So we're, he had good parents. Yeah, we're funny. My parents, we have. Also, we back it up real quick, because we can't ignore the Selvi Giggle. All right, so here's the thing. My parents, we also, we back it up real quick because we can't ignore the selling giggle. All right. So here's the thing.

Every time you're tick, he's mostly full of shit, but when he's particularly full of shit, he giggles more. And you're going to see your awkward, yeah. Throughout the episode, good parents. Yeah, well, funny. My parents, well, yeah, they didn't, you know, they, it's funny. My parents are really, we have a very useful family, but they didn't really listen to a lot of that stuff.

So it was like, but they didn't, they didn't mind that I listened to it, but it was, you know, I kind of found my own way to it. It was interesting. One, two, three, four, five, six. Uh, totally. And six beats. This guy is just napping on the fact that no one's talking anymore.

He's totally fucking out of it. And these are the things they don't edit out. Just the fact that nothing is going on. And this guy's like, oh yeah, totally. That's cool. All right. Well, I'll tell you what song I like. It's just kind of a shame that I don't really hear too many.

The radios are just very unimaginable in terms of playing as music like I just hear, you know, over the watch tower. Is he thinking of over the rainbow? Yes. Is that what he's thinking of? Yeah. Could you imagine Kervet singing all along the watch tower?

Yes. Or G.B. Hendrick singing over the rainbow for that matter? I don't know. I can see it both ways. So for some reason, and I think you and I both will be here. They're like, wait, why do you just say over the watchtower? What? So of course, Benny corrects him immediately.

And this is funny because they're talking about the fact that FM Radio plays the same tracks from artists over and over and over again. They don't play other songs, which is a boring complaint, but valid. They, you know, they think it's a brand new complaint. They go on it length about how you might become desensitized to something you've heard 10,000 times. Yeah, you might get sick of that.

Hot take. Yeah, right. Uh, over the watch tower. Oh, yeah, along the watch watch tower that's one of my favorites oh it is but I just wish I was deeper in deep takes from him yeah so he doesn't realize that the guy was correcting him like all you idiot the song is actually all either watch tower and he's well it's it is a good song though because don't get me wrong it is a good song and then a good song. They go, I don't get me wrong. It is a good song. And then Seligal is out to say he just wishes they would play other tracks. Oh, it is, but I just wish they would

show some under deep takes from them. Like our hey, Joe, you know, yeah. Yeah, because the radio never played hey, Joe before that's one of the songs they play and nauseam from Jimmy Hendrix. So I like that he thinks that is first he calls it, what does it a deep take? Yeah, that means he means a deep cut. Sure. He's such an idiot this guy.

Why does he have a podcast? He can't talk. He's boring. He doesn't know how words work or sentences. So this guy is right out of the Patrick Michael playbook when it comes to opening your mouth before you know what you're gonna say. Yes, I wrote down the same novel.

It doesn't stop him from talking. In fact, it prolongs his sentences. He never, he doesn't know how to clip a sentence period. Yes. I mean, there's plenty of evidence for that. You got something set up. Can I read the description of the show? Yeah, please do.

Because I do have examples of what you're talking about, but I just looked over and I went, oh my gosh, this is so stupid. Before we get too much further, the description is, the many influential tunes are in so many musicians' works today, thanks to the nature of Jimmy's material. Now, musicians has an apostrophe-ass, the apostrophe should be after the ass

if you're talking about more than one musician. Because it's so many and then singular musician. I feel like Kroge right now. By the way, if Kroge was down here, he'd be tearing this place apart. Yeah. With how fucking stupid they are about G.B. Headerx. The many influential tunes are in so many musicians works today thanks to the nature of Jimmy's material. Is he saying he influenced the material because that sentence is structured in a way

that they're saying that people rip off his riffs. Yes. So I'm not sure what they're trying to say there. Which songs get echoed and paid tribute to mainly? Which they never talk about. No, I was just gonna say they're bringing up points they never got to. But themes, does he illustrate the most?

I don't know, shooting your wife, I don't know. And why is he still one of the top 100 rock stars of all time tuning in and listen? That description is bonkers when you actually hear the show because very little of that is talked about. But let's listen to this controversial take. This is spicy right here. His music is still amazing. And obviously when you listen to his guitar soloing and stuff,

it's still incredible. Like by today's standards, it still holds up. Jimmy Hendricks guitar playing still holds up today. Are you sure about that? Have you heard Jack White or Billy Joe Armstrong? Are you sure Jimmy Hendattress is still considered a great guitarist to this day? No shit asshole. No shit. So you're gonna hear a lot of that That's you are very cold takes exactly and they stretch it out Edna was in so it's 40 minutes and then there's five minutes of ads at the end right for other butt-gases suck Spoiler alert they never talk about his actual playing

not once. Nothing technical about his approach to the instrument. Right. All they do is talk about how he's still adored. It still holds up. Yeah. He's great. He's great. He's great. Nothing to back it up with. They go off on a whole thing about him stealing a car. Yeah. That was bizarre. Riding in stolen cars.

Yeah. And it goes off into this ethical discussion. I have a little of that. Okay, good. I didn't pull any of that. This is a tangent. And I think this is Cameron talking. And again, he doesn't know when to end.

And he doesn't have a point. So here we go. Ethics wise, this is like, yeah, there's so many worse things. This is like a stolen car is just gonna be dumped in the middle of nowhere and you're not going to give a shit about it. So what? That is so minor, yes, compared to, I don't know, getting kids hooked on drugs or what? Well, that's what Jimmy was about, really. And he uttered just vicious attack or crime. This is like, that is so, so, so, so, minor. And yet, that awful system that we've had set up that still exists today. It's just like yeah basically

Everyone once just maximum punishment and sentences for just all kinds of offenses towards like yeah No, they're not even on the same level What What's your point? He goes he goes seal the car goes, seal the car. Who even cares about that? Well, if it's your car, you do. Now I got your car stolen. Yeah. I gotta go to that field. He goes, he goes, what's the big deal? Seal the car? You leave it somewhere? Yeah. Who's the fight you'd buy that? Who would even give a shit about that? Like, do get your car stolen. I'll tell you. He was fucking pissed off about it.

Yeah. It sucks. What a fucking idiot. I think you know a point he was trying to make, and you know, people want to put Jimmy Hendrix away for 30 years. He's only going to live to 27, so that's like a half. All right, well, that's kind of on a technicality right there.

What the fucking idiot? Well, that was born out of Jimmy being in the army in a parallel universe. Like, if he don't want to do jail time, do army time. Oh, yeah. So let's talk about him doing the time with the military. So he only spent about a year in the military. And then Selvi makes this about him talking about wars that were going on while he was growing up. And I, this is one I did not even know about.

Like, I know, you know, I grew up hearing the rock invasion. So I was already, you know, my folks are already just feeling, you know, if you get drafted, we might have to move to Canada, you know. The rock invasion? If you ever heard of the rock invasion? Because I did some research and I actually found out how it started. Who got some mouth? What the rock? In.

In. That was the rock invasion. Holy shit. Yeah. What an idiot. I think they've been chewing the shit with John. Like, they bought you a few of the, well, it's like over at the watchtower, whatever the phone.

Yeah, oh yeah, there's a lot of dumb things. And it's funny because it wasn't until Chrissy Mayer was sitting right here in this studio. And we were talking about, Southern John talking to Ron Philpkowski about all of his time on Howard Stern. And she said, this could have been a phone call. And I went, oh my God, that's my problem

with a lot of these podcasts. This conversation that this moron has with his dork friend should just be a phone call between them. If they wanna talk about Jimmy Hendrix for 30 minutes, it's not a podcast. No, it's embarrassing. Yeah. I don't know why they felt the need to record. This doesn It's not a podcast. No. It's embarrassing. Yeah. I don't know why they felt the need to record.

This doesn't sound like a show. There's nothing about it that is a show. And honestly, in a phone call, I'd be like, all right, why gotta go? Yeah, what are we doing? Yeah, he's great. Bye. Yeah, I like him too.

Yeah. You like any of the deep cuts, you know, like. Sure. Hey, Joe. Yeah, that's a good one too. Hey, Joe. Yeah. That's a good one too. Hey, Joe, that was a song, right? All right, so here's an example of just the nonsense that comes out of Sully's mouth.

He's the most frustrating person to listen to. At least Patrick Michael, though he's an idiot, makes his point and moves out. That was a percent. And, oh yeah, I should point out. I count it. I counted seven. I count a nine. Oh, I count it nine times.

He said 1000% including this one. He doubles that. He, you know, 1000, 1000% is a 2000. It's a million, I believe. Anytime he agrees with anything Ben says, he says 1000%. Yeah, it's always proceeded by a bunch of dead air Where he didn't know what Ben just said. Yeah, and then he goes a thousand percent. Yeah, I've never heard anyone say a thousand percent It's kind of overdoing it, but all right it makes up his lack of it. All right. Here's here's selling nonsense

thousand percent and You know, I it made sense to me That And, you know, it made sense to me that they were just, he was just admired by everyone from Eric Clapton, Pete Townsend, and the Beatles, even Jeff Beck, so there you go. But even Jeff back. You know, even for just free records and you know, it's, it's just another example of his like can't, can't get a good guy down, you know, can't stand in his way. And why it's bad to get away. And I hope that he's also just really good at, you know know making every tune stand out. What? And I think his army experience, probably there was discharge, did have something to do with his organization.

You take forever to say nothing. What did he just say there? What was his point? He never made one point. I was waiting for him to go, hold on. Time, can you help me out here? Yeah. I was waiting for him to go, oh, the whole day. Time, can you help me out here? Yeah. I'm lost.

And thank you for putting that clip in. I was looking for it last night. Or the drop. Yeah, the drop. His time in the military helped him with his organization of what, songstruction? Yeah, and talking about it. And Ben's like, oh, totally.

Yeah, totally. Because what else would you say to this moron? Would you stop and just go, what did you just say? That's thousand percent. Why the fuck did you just say that? Oh, God. He also asks these questions that are bizarre. If you also had to just rank them.

Oh, yeah, the list. No. All right. First off, I'm not pulling out the context here. This is how we start this sentence. If you also had to just rank them. Okay, so we don't know what he's talking about. Yeah, let's figure it out.

Yeah, I get, you know, people put every kind of person on there, you know, beetles, rolling stones. People put every kind of person on there, beetles, rolling stones, um, is what he says next. So we're talking about ranking them, and there's all types of people on there. What do you think he ranks? You think he's somewhere on the top 10 or is he more top 20?

So your choice. I would have to say, you know, poor Ben, I would have the same thing. Carl, tell me a story you've never told that. Well, we over for the misfits. Oh, no. Oh, shit. Dude, rank them based on what criteria? What are you talking about?

We're talking about Jimmy Henders. So that's how about the Jimmy Henders experience. They don't say the Jimmy Henders experience. There's no more Jimmy Henders, the guitarist, the musician, the man. And then they go, how would you rank them versus people like the Beatles and the Rolling Stones the man, and then they go, how would you rank them versus people like the Beatles and the Rolling Stones?

Like, what? What? What? Yeah, based on what criteria? Record sales. Guitar solos. Number one. Crimes.

Carthaf. Carthaf. Yeah. Yeah. Grant that thought, oh, I gotta give it to Jimmy Hunter because I've had that one. Fucking, what a stupid question. It may seem wonder if Sully does any prep for this at all.

What does he do to prepare for this conversation? He's about to have... Back to that awkward edit at the beginning. Why is nothing else edited? What could have happened that would have been so traumatic that he had to edit it? Because... Yeah, that's a good question.

Nothing else is edited. Right. Wasn't the end slur on Ben's part? Nothing! Yeah! You know for a he's a pretty good guitar. Oh you're a little jack up there Ben. That's it's letty crab is so I see that playing guitar so well. I didn't even know this was Jimmy. Jimmy Anderson's a pretty good guitarist for it, blank. See, I'll get the question. All right, here's an example of Sully.

He doesn't even complete his sentence. His brain just turns off. And so Ben has just left to be like, I guess I'll talk now. Again, this is a dead air clip, so we just got to stay quiet and listen for it. A thousand percent. Yeah, I mean, I can't thank anyone who hasn't even seen him, doesn't know about him, hasn't been influenced by his guitar or his vocals for that matter. It just seems like... Yeah, I mean, I think... What?

It just seems like... This guy has narcolepsy yourself and you just pass out in the middle of a sentence. Ben finally picks up the ball. He's like, oh, it sounds like you're done. Yeah, I guess you have nothing else to say on that matter, all right? Even when he was talking, you had nothing to say. Are you retarded?

That was a percent. Speaking of match game, never have we pulled the exact same clips as we have today. I'm sure we have. I apologize for that, because even the ones that you've played so far I've been pulling them off my board. Well, let's talk about this apeshit question about Jim Morrison and the doors.

Very briefly, he goes off on this track where they're like, well, you know, other people died when they were 27. Oh, the rockstar. Oh, God, the fucking 27 club. Yeah. Try to make sense of this. I don't even know what they're talking about here.

Good luck. When we talked about, you know, the doors and how Jim Morrison was just apeshick crazy being around it. And it just seems like, you know, we like that experience. And yet, you know, with the music they were playing the gutter. But yeah, I mean, he used to Steven Moore just kind of like dangerous. You know, he's in a much worse place. And how Hendrix definitely didn't have his bad as so many other guys.

Yeah, that's true. He was in a more dangerous place. Jim Morrison was again, what was the comparison? What was the point? I have no idea. And poor Ben's just like, wow, yeah. Sure. Yeah, my good point. My brother had a door's album. I saw a door's album in his door once.

Oh, fuck an idiot. It's just so embarrassing. This Port Ben guy, I mean, I don't even know what I would do with this. To be honest with you, I probably just laughed. I laughed my ass off. So, I was like, I wanna watch these people to have this conversation. Is it on YouTube?

So I find the YouTube channel. It is on YouTube. But it's just audio only. Right, so you can't actually watch them do it. However, I want to know, their YouTube has 3,130 subscribers. This video came out six days ago and has two views. Maybe three now because I did click on it.

How do you have 3,000 subscribers and two views? How does that happen? I don't know. It's almost like those people subscribe because of who are these podcasts and then they never clicked on anything because it sucks. And it's completely un-listenable. Well, you're missing out

You could be jacked up All right, I'm awake. I'm awake. I know. I gotta do that. Otherwise, we're all gonna fall asleep. Ben. How long you been sitting here? Sorry about that He just passes out for three hours in the middle of the conversation All right, so for some reason, so he says that during COVID, rock artists went back into the studio, but it was hard for them,

tried to make sense of anything he's saying here. We've talked about even more. And it's gonna sound like an edit to make it sound non-sensical, and like he said, idiot, I did not, I promise you, this is what he put out as a podcast. After he knows, he've already made fun of him, and he responded to us and said, that's not cool, guys.

And then he's putting this out. We've talked about even more modern day rock artists and how they kind of would fade away even between 2009 and 2017 or something like that and then just come back with a surprise album and you've still been listening to this stuff. They did 10 years prior to even that. So it's like, yeah, I mean, it's very kooky, especially during COVID. I mean, you're seeing so many people who are having to literally work twice as hard to reshape themselves before they get in the studio and record anything.

But yeah, I mean, this is before any kind of craziness. And I mean, I don't know what would have been next for Jimmy. I have those free albums. Oh, finally tied it back to Jimmy Hendrix. I had no idea what he was talking about there. All those artists that went away in 2009 and then came back in 2017 and then when COVID came, they had to work twice as hard to reshape themselves

before getting into the studio. What? What does he mean by that? They're trying to connect dots, but none of the dots are numbered. Yeah. Yeah. It's like they both looked up Wikipedia

and just jotted down random words that they saw and they're trying to string it into a point 2009 COVID studio three albums craziness They try to speculate on what the fourth album would have been from the Jimmy Hatter's experience I don't know. I think he was probably out of ideas Oh, I think he was probably out of ideas. Yeah, right, yeah. So fucking stupid. And then they're talking about how people have reinvented

some of Jimmy's songs and performed them with different genres of music. And this is fun because they talk about one of his songs being transformed. It might be over the watchtower. Transform. Somewhere over the watchtower. Oh, yeah, over the rain tower Transformed somewhere over the watch Yeah over the rainbow true what was the boss why did I say cur with the frog?

Fuck me But fuck on my heart. I really am. I really have a bladder mouth cut today. Wow. Holy shit. All right. Anyway, this is great, because we're talking about reinventing one of his songs into electronic music.

And for some reason, Sully starts singing electronic music with his mouth. And it's the funniest fucking thing. And I don't mean just like, like what you just said, making an electronic, I already have sort of an idea of what that could sound like and that sound. I'm like, you go look it up.

Yeah. Yeah. What a retard. Hey, what's that Skrillex song? You're like, oh, it goes, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, wow, wow. Good one. Pup, pup.

That's a pretty cool song, dude. I gotta go. How in voodoo chow sound is? I like to, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew. Sublamo. Oh, shit. I'm sorry, but we're hitting all the tracks.

What do you have? Everything I got. Well, I did say that they never talk about Jimmy's technique. They never articulate. This is where they go overboard with the technical talk. Oh, good. You can go back and listen. You can listen to that music and go, whoa.

Oh, shit. All right. So this is fun because Sully is frustrated that some people have not been introduced to Jimmy's music yet. Okay. Okay. Yeah, like you say, yeah, if there's some unusual way to introduce people to it other than just a random Wikipedia article, you know, go for it, but it does get a little frustrating how there's still just some people is like they've never just how there's still just some people is like they've never just, it's not that they're folks in the legroom or anything. It wasn't on the agenda.

Hey, I'm gonna introduce you to everything. It's like, I think it kind of goes half and half. Some parents will go the extra mile that QUN on some important stuff and other times. I mean, t-shirts have always been a big thing and I there's never been any shortage of just popular band shirts and all kinds of stores and malls. So I mean, it definitely does get to all point where it's like, hey, you know, if you won't, don't find it during, you know, college, you'll find it through the internet or some other kind of way

to know about certain things. No, so. Wow. And I put it over myself. I went, oh, this guy might actually be retired. I mean, I'm just goofing out of guys mentally handicapped at this point. Why stop now?

Because what? Yeah. Because what the fuck was that? I don't know. Some people's parents didn't tell about Jimmy Hendrix, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Everyone can be as cool as this guy who can't even spell his fucking name. There's one Jimmy in the world that's J.I.M.I. and it's Jimmy fucking Hendrix. I think he would spell the Beatles with two E's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy is such a fucking morade. And then at the very end of this, for some reason,

he explains that there are people who don't even know about Jimmy Hendrix, which I think he's what he was trying to explain there. It's like a... Unbeknownst to many people, but known to maybe, you know, you and I and other people, his influence is still being felt. And it's not far from, it's not too far from the source. You know what I mean? Like it still burns pretty bright.

It's not, you can go back and listen, again, you can listen to that music and go whoa. That was the end of the clip that you played. Unbeknownst to many people, Jimmy Hendrix is a famous musician. And he played the electric guitar, unbeknownst to many people. No, actually, everyone knows that. I don't know. Anyone who doesn't know that that's insane. That's an insane thing to say.

Yeah. How many people would you have to pull for someone to be like, I don't know anyone who doesn't know that. That's insane. That's an insane thing to say. Yeah. How many people would you have to pull for someone to be like, I don't know what Jimmy Hendrix is? Oh, that's so stupid. Today we're going to introduce you to a guy who played electric guitar in the 60s. His name is Jimmy Hendrix. Yeah, I know.

A lot of people don't know about this character, but let me tell you about him. Holy shit. All right, and then they do this thing where he sums it up. I like to do that too. What do we talk about today? You know, I'll go through the list to remind everyone. All the topics we covered, this old thing is nonsense. So when he's like going to sum it up, like, holy shit, how's he going to pull this one off?

He can't, obviously. So, and then we pretty much have summed up how to just kind of introduce people to it, how the other pill about it, and where he ranks, would you also just say that, aside from the fact that he's mandatory for just any kind of big guitarist and acoustics, that he's basically just immortalized enough,

is just like there's enough people who've heard about him, and if they haven't heard of him, they've heard of him through other people who've talked about it or shown similar, you know, shown the influence. So at the mall, all together, I mean, I think you pretty much have painted enough of a picture that you just can't lose. Just signing up for him. There's it's kind of hard to go bad with just free albums. You know, short times been can't put a good man down. What is he talking about? I think that started as a question.

Like, wouldn't you say and then the following gibberish? Would you agree? That was so gibberish. He's confused and I have to. This is all very confusing to me. Some people haven't heard of them, they heard of them from other people who have heard of them told them about them, but other than that.

Which is why he's immortalized. They hadn't heard about him, but I think what we did is we did a great job of ranking him. The only ranking they say is he top 10 or top 20. We don't know what the category is, we don't know anything else. Yeah, one point Ben goes, he's gotta be at least two or three on my list.

Listen what? What? What? What? Jimmy Hendrix is at the top 20 of Blake. What the fuck? That was, I mean, I glossed over it at the time, but that's the funniest thing.

How would you rank Jimmy Hendrix, top 10, or top 20? You mean dead people or? But that's like such a stupid thing to say too. Obviously, top 20, but is he one through 10, or is he one through 20? Those are your options. That's not how you rank things. You and I have hung out for fucking ever.

We've talked about music. Ad nauseam. Yeah. We've never once gotten into the list thing. Oh, it's so annoying. It's so boring and it's so, there's no point to it. There's no point to it. And also, if you ask me next year, what my list is,

it'll be totally dead. Could start with the electric six. Or probably nose. Nerd Halen. Nerd Halens up there, Farmy. I'm gonna start with the electric six. I'm proud of who knows. Nerd Halen. Nerd Halens up there for me. nerdy woman's a great track. Check that one out for my Fred Hales Farg's.

I have one more clip on here. Hopefully you have some more to play because I know you pulled a bunch of clips. But here's the last one I'm gonna play. We matched a lot. Ben is talking about getting into music in high school. And for Ben, he got into old bands like Pink Floyd, as well as current bands like Radio Hat, because he was in high school in the 90s.

And Sully is just confused. He chimes in with just nonsense. He was like this, what do I want to say? I don't know what the right word is, but it was like this time of just running sauce of just like all of the stuff that I was taking in stimulus, right? I was now, as opposed to later, you know. Yeah, but it was, it was just, he's talking about 30 years ago, he was getting into these bands.

It's like, it's going to say, well, better now than later. Yeah. What? 1000%, Sully. The guy goes, bed goes. Yeah. Okay. Is this a make a wish for this fucking guy or something

to have a be a pod, Piazztos? I think so. Wow. and I should point out this guy's too old to be this bad at this. This is not a kid we're talking about. Really? Yeah, really. This guy is in his 30s or 40s and this is what he's doing. Aside from his horrible acting, his terrible screenwriting is of trotious directing, everything he tries to do in show business is hot garbage. And he's not being discouraged. Why aren't people discouraging him?

I'm trying my best, I'm doing my part. Yeah, you're doing a great job. You're doing it. Where is everyone else? Where are the people in his life to tell him, so he's not gonna work for ya. You're embarrassing yourself on the internet, stop it. No one else is doing it.

Do you have any more clips from the show? Anything else you wanna play? Well, this was kind of interesting. Ben seems caught off guard as Sully suddenly wraps up the show. Let's see if this plays. I'm sure there's more people these days, but they're not as maybe popular as those other guys got, you know? That was in percent. So I'll let you plug anything you're working on right now. It's been a delight. Oh, yeah, thanks for having me on. I mean, anybody who wants to find what we're doing

and what we've got going on. Nope. Yeah, it's that dynamite conversation else you got going on. Can't wait to learn all about it. Holy shit, what a bunch of nothing. Yeah, what a bunch of idiots. He goes, Jimmy Hendrix reinvented electric guitar playing and then 10 years later, Eddie Van Halen,

an innovator. Yep. And then after that, I don't know. Probably some other guys. I've probably a bunch of guys. I don't know. It's literally what that, at the beginning of that clip, you just played. He goes, and after that, I don't know. Probably a bunch of other guys too. I'm not sure. Okay. They're not famous enough for me to go home He goes, hey, that's that. I don't know, probably a bunch of other guys too. I'm not sure. Okay. They're not famous enough for me to help. That's where my brother's record collection stopped. 1984. Oh.

Oh. As far as I know, there's no new music. I guess I heard a rumors say me Heyguard joined the band. I'm not sure. I don't know if that's true. Maybe you guys can write us and let us know who knows. Holy shit. Someone in the chat. Road, I wish they would talk about Led Zeppelin, L-E-A-D.

Well, that's everything I'm high in. All right, well, in that case, it's time for the... CRINGE OF THE WEEK! CRINGE OF THE WEEK! And the cringe of the week. And the cringe of the week this week comes into us from Benjamin Snedon Williams. And the cringe of the week is a guy we've been talking about here and there on the show lately.

Vito just walled on the biggest problem in the universe. Oh boy. And people laugh when I say that, but you take a woman before getting fucked. And after she will be thinking better, not good. Oh, it's like a cat and heat. Once you get fucked, it's docile again. You know, yeah, you have a cat and heat in your house. No, making noise and you got to grab the Q tip and jack it off. So it just shuts the fuck out. What? This is why I don't have pets.

Do you have to do that? I'm gonna throw up. Back when my cat was not fixed, you just take a Q-tip. Are you being ironic? No. Look, they'll tell you that you can find a guy on a line. Just the internet doctors will tell you.

Human doctors? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a perfect, it's not a perfect thing. It's a, it's a, whatever. I'm like, you know, going nuts on the cat, you just take a Q tip and you gently, because otherwise the cat just screams all day and night, you just gently put it against, do whatever.

And a cat has an orgasm in like two seconds, he goes, ah! Ah! Ah! And then it's done, and it shuts the fuck up for like two more days. Have you ever heard of that? No. I've never heard of that.

That's as close to the red rocket episode of South Korea. I've never seen someone touch upon. I think he's being serious because after that, it's like, have you really done it? He's like, well, yeah, once. Once, you know, it is like backpack, really. Yeah. Oh, well, you know, not normally,

but I was lazy to get a catfish. Oh, you know, like, you Tim Chokes, come on. Wow. Vito. Well, it is up with that. By the way, this episode is the biggest problem in the universe. I'll promote it. Go check it out on YouTube or wherever you get podcasts.

The very beginning is all about this conversation we had with Frank Pellegrino over here. Oh, okay. Where they were talking about Vito not being a comic, so they addressed all of that. Oh, clearly he is. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Clearly.

Holy shit. Wow, that is something else. All right, let's get into the main event. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But first, we have some new song parodies to get into. Starting with Adam Thoreau wrote in just today and said, I haven't seen a cringe of the week

in a while, Carl, so I put this together for you. This is the Cardiff Electric theme for Settling John Show. show. Ah! Ah! Pretty good gag? Yeah. Pretty good. And then this one came in from Tony Muscrat, and this is phenomenal. Daibler Days from Tony Muscrat. Sunday Monday, drinking beer, Tuesday Wednesday, drinking beer, Thursday Friday, drink more beer, so we can't hear my sons are queer

Tonight that I'm a substitute Stuck Joseph Slower He's a drunk and foolish dick, walk it hard John's a fool Cockroaches lay their eggs in his food Time to podcast his big names When the cancel get Tony in game They have no skills, or functional brains, but they believe everything I say.

For double key! No condiments on Tony's place. Johnny's the force himself and you. I'm sure Course Light has caliber. Here's a story about a Jew's success. He grew up with blacks, his mind was a mess. Who would authority be king? Are you oh a little Jew boy thought he was a cool thought he was a cool cool cool cool cool that Stuttering John

Drunk loser pretending that he's whoa Disappointing his mom Did you hear Jackie Martling had a scrub? Did you hear Jackie Martling had a scrub? Fnavino! Yeah, that was great. That was fantastic. Let's catch up on the latest from Stuttering Johnny's very proud of himself, because he's not a handyman as he'll tell you, but he did some amazing things in his townhouse. You know, I'd never been a...

Have to say handyman. I am... What are you gonna have to? He's good at finishing the sandwich in his mouth. That's about, yeah, sometimes. The worst that, you know, you know, I can never build the house or or living in a one like that. You never build the house. You know, we can talk

and you live in a shitty apartment in Kenoga Park. It's how I get down. Do anything like that because I just never learned even though my father was an architect and engineer and built tons of stuff at our house. Oh, so you have no excuse whatsoever. Okay, let's go to the now. When I was growing up, but I just never had it. Remember once, I don't know if my mother will remember this, I said to her, I want to go to Boce's maybe because, you know, so I can learn car mechanics.

I can learn a trade, like, I ain't not, you're gonna call it color, right? But it was the right decision, of course. So, some return that was clogged, and normally, my liquid plumber would take care of that, so I got two liquid plumber would take care of that, you know? Okay. So I got two liquid plumbas. I must have been subterred.

And I'm in a turlite. I hate when people say a word a little bit quirky, I think that's comedy. Yeah. It's not. Plumber would take care of that, you know? So I got two liquid plumbers. And I, you know, and I used them, not granted, not to get gross, but,

let's just say that, I don't wait that much, I don't use that much toilet paper. Why did he just say he doesn't wipe his ass after she had, why did you say that wasn't gonna be gross? I not to be gross, but I barely wipe my ass. After I shit. What is wrong with him? I'm sorry.

And because I don't- I don't get the ruins anymore, which is awesome. I also don't push. Sorry, TMI. He doesn't wipe his ass. He doesn't get the ruins anymore. That's not why you wipe your ass, John. It's not to get the blood.

Where is he going with this? Oh, you're no handyman. But I shit up my tongue, it's so hard. I just want to address this because everyone wants to know. How much toilet paper do you use, John? If I could afford toilet paper, maybe I would use it. What about a million? Oh my god, the AC addresses that later.

I've got it, here we go. So, thankfully, we have three friends at the pub that are plumbers. Oh good, okay, up, chuck that water. Wow, he sure is thirsty. All unavailable. Then why are you thankful for that? Thankfully, I have friends who are plumbers.

Know them around. Well, what are you thankful for then, you idiot? Why are you telling us this? The way he drinks water is so unnatural, that bottle you just saw, you just opened. This is noon on a Tuesday. I don't know why he's so thirsty, I mean, I do. And he's gonna finish that bottle

before we get through all these clips. So keep that mind as we go through this. People are listening. The dead air you hear is John. Chugging his water very unnatural. Not how people normally drink water. Then I waited on hold with some plumbing company, and he said, you know what, Michelle, I tried the dish,

I tried the dish soap thing. I couldn't put any hot water because it was full. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. So we weren't giving them suggestions in the chat. Pfft. Michelle, I tried the dish, so thing.

So he just poured dish soap into the bowl that's overflowing. Oh, now there's soap just in my fucking bathroom. Damn it. The trills got me again. We're two minutes into the show at this point. He's turned on the camera and said, hello, less than two minutes in, and he's that thirsty.

Can you drink your water before the show starts, John? Can you finish your sandwich before the show starts? Some salty espelone. All right, let's see how proud of himself he is for clogging up his toilet. And by the way, if you do clog up your toilet, too much toilet paper is not like the worst way to do that.

The worst way to do this is to have so fucking massive that it won't go down. You know what I mean? That was the wrong angle to take. And let me just tell you something, because I was wiping my ass. So went on YouTube. I looked. I saw what to do. went the home depot, got by salt for angler, was it angulous snake, three foot angler for fishing.

And I unclogged my own terror, thank you very much. Thank you applause. That's right. Did it all on my own. I'm very proud of myself. You shouldn't be. You snaked your toilet. You had to watch a YouTube video to notice of a snake in the fucking toilet. To get a clog out. He's like, whoa, whoa. Now how do you do this?

Oh my God. Can you imagine leading off your show or show that people are clippings? He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, After he'd asked three of his buddies from the pub, shocking that his friends or plumbers who are day drugs as well. After he asked three of his friends from the pub, then he calls a plumbing company, and then he goes, wait a second, I'll be able to figure this out from YouTube. Watch the YouTube video, then I can't just go buy a snake

and you just shove it in there. I wish that was the video some guy like. Yeah, really? I can't believe we have to do this. That's gonna, yeah, really? Can't believe we have to do this, but yeah, snake. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And text about stupid they are imagine the phone call to his friends from the public I got this disgusting thing for you to do I don't have money But hey remember last night the fish and chips. I was eating it Scotland. Yard remember how I had like three orders of them Well, guess what they get through they are now I can't throw the swimming now. Jesus, God, this is not impressive. This is not impressive feet to snake out of toilet, but Yes, he doesn't stop embarrassing himself there. He goes out to talk about the money he saved by not having one of his friends come over and snake it for him.

And I saved the $99 from by not having one of his friends come over and sneak it for him. And I saved the $99 from a, the smell good plumber. Mike Diamond is a free plug for your Mike. So Mike Diamond was gonna come over for $99. That is very inexpensive to have a plumber come over to your house. Yeah. And just, I would just not do it. Just so I'd have to go to Home Depot and, yeah,

I'd be like, hey, I'll be at the pub. Yeah, right. Exactly. Well, you do that. I'm gonna go get day drunk and meet me there when you're done. And then he says shit like, people think I can't afford to sue people. It's like, well, yeah, this is why, John, when you brag about saving $99. You're the most world famous person I know

brags about saving $99 by doing your own plumbing work. Yeah, so stupid. All right, so now he gets into, I thought it used to be superchets, Saturdays. Cause there's a littleeration there. Well now it's superchets Tuesday for some reason. It's, I don't know how that makes sense, Because there's a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of

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He's trying, he thinks he's being cute. And he's, you know what he's saying? You know, it takes a lot for me to put the show on and get the guests. And you know, if you don't have the money, but you know, if you do, that'd be great. And then immediately after that, announces who his guests are.

But yeah, Army Major will be on today as long with comedian, voice of Taco Bell's Chihuahua, Yo Kiano Taco Battle, Carlos Alas Rocky. All right. So he has Richard O'Hita or Richard O'Gita. Someone was calling me out. I always pronounced a Richard O'Hita but then Richard calls himself Richard O'Gita. So I think that's how it's pronounced, but whatever, I don't care. It doesn't make a difference to me. And then he says, we also have Carlos, Elrazaki, and he says he's the voice of the Chihuahua from Taco Bell. That's no longer a thing. Yeah, 20 years ago. 20 years ago, 15.

This guy was on Reno 9-1-1. He was deputy James Garcia. He's the voice of Rocco from Rocco's Modern Law. He's the voice of Rocco. Yeah, 20 years ago? 20 years ago, 15. Yeah. This guy was on Reno 9-1-1. He was deputy James Garcia. He's the voice of Rocco from Rocco's modern life. He has better credits than being the Chihuahua from Taco Bell, John. That's the only thing he knows, though.

That's what he latches out to. That was a connection for him. Yeah, I'm sure Tony Michaels is very excited about that as long as he can get it, you know, minus lettuce. Yeah. That's too spicy for him. Okay. All right, so this is John talking about,

John is a very thirsty boy. So someone writes in and says, you know, Gwen Thompson voted against the same sex marriage bill and then went to his son's gay wedding. And of course, John has a comment about that. Could you could somebody explain that to me? Thank you, Johnny. So you have a gay son? No. First off, let me say this. All right, for the record, I support gay people so much. I don't think they should have to suffer through marriage at all. I literally know dozens of people who have been fucked by marriage. Your concern is to produce a Chris has never been married.

Is it very happy? Go ahead. Look how happy. Yeah, he's doing very well for himself. He's been very right to do that, by the way. It's smart. So John goes out there and goes, so many explain to me how this Republican senator would vote against this or maybe he's a congressman. Would vote against this bill and his son is gay and he's getting married. Well, it's because you're supposed to vote the way you're constituents who got you elected and want you to vote, John. It's not a democracy.

I know. It's crazy. We don't live in a democracy. It's a democratic republic. And so you're supposed to vote the way that the people who voted you in would want you to vote. I'm sorry. I have to explain that to a guy who runs a political show. And again, I don't agree with voting against that. But that's John just being an idiot as usual. All right, what else is going on? Check that out. Admiral Sulu, listen, I get that you're a troll. And if you want to listen to some loser who only reason that he makes money is because of he knows that I'm searched on Google and YouTube so many times and he is not. So he used it. John is such a fucking idiot.

So he's talking about me, of course. And he's saying that we make fun of him because he's searched 7 million times on Google and YouTube. How is it even possible? John's videos get hundreds of views when he puts them out. But he's getting searched seven million times to do the search engines that work. Yeah, right. What do you mean? How do you think that works, John?

How does the math work out for that? You're an algebra teacher? Yeah. Seven million divided by X equals boom. A hundred views. Yeah. Seven million divided by X equals. Boom. A hundred viewers. Yeah. Sulfur X.

Sulfur, he more on. All right, let's back this up. Cause he says bullshit there. I'm searched over seven million times. And he knows that I'm searched on Google and YouTube. So many times and he is not. So he uses me to gain fame. But my condo, not townhouse is up for sale,

but I'm in no rush. My son has two more years of high school. So, and he says I'm moving to Florida. I don't know. When I move, where I move, could be Florida, could be Alabama, could be Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Texas, or maybe back to New York. I don't know.

I have no idea of Course you have no idea. You never have a plan, John. Of course you have no idea I actually believe that to be true. I think he has no idea. Yeah, I don't think he has a fucking clue What he's gonna do but what he just proved right there? Is the point that I was making before is that He's cash poor Because he's not leaving, I like. He has to sell his condo to get cash,

which by the way, he picked the wrong fucking time. If he was got six months earlier, it would've been a lot more money, but now he's selling his condo because he's an idiot. And he proved it, cause he's like, I'm gonna be here two more years, but I'm selling my condo, well then why?

Cause you need money. Obviously, that's the only reason why. And if he throws Alabama in there, I'm sure that's a chouly thing. He's got to throw that out there. I was wondering about that. So the move to Alabama. He's not moving any of those fucking places.

We should do a contest. We should do a contest on the show. Where is John going to move? Yeah, I think he was just listening all the states he could name. Yeah, all the ones he could figure. North Carolina. South Carolina.

West Carolina. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha you think I'm North Carolina. I think that's all I know. What's Carolina? Stop it. North Michigan. I don't know where I'm gonna go. Of course he don't. John is so stupid. He says, we make fun of him on our show because he's searched so often on YouTube and Google. And we're not famous, but he is.

So we do that to get fame is what he thinks that we're doing. It's never been my mission to be famous. It's not what we're trying to do at the show. We're trying to make a living from it and mission accomplished. If it were, I'm sure you wouldn't measure fame by the number of searches. No, it's definitely not the right way to do it

because when people put in their stuttering retard, John, it's not, it's John. That's not impressive. That's something that you proud of. Telling my mom about. Yeah, is that part of the 7 million? So stupid. I love that he believes everything is friends, tell them, no, it's so far.

This is why they make fun of you, John, because you're searched so often. If that were true, and I'm gold seat would be popular. Just gonna get it. You're a good guy. I'm just fucking around. Oh, you'll never believe this. You know, Centering John doesn't get like blackout drunk and bars or anything like that.

I can't even find my freaking credit card. Well, one of them. But I'm not gonna allow for it this moment. No matter how I left it. Well, either pickwickers, got one yard. Yeah. What do you think you left it? One or the other.

Yeah. And stop cleaning the food out of your fucking mouth with your tongue. I love what he says things that I'm sure he regrets it immediately. I don't even know where my credit card is. Well, yeah, that's what alcoholics do. They forget their credit card at the pop,

because they leave. Yeah, he goes, well, one of them. Yeah, I one of them yet i have more than one yet that was another tell right there might please call my credit card as they go what one of them what if i can discover now what i like about john is that when he watches the news he understands it on a deeper level than most people because

john host a political show and he talks to Congress people, other government officials, other political pundits. So he knows about these things and really has a grasp of the stories that they're covering. By the way, if you haven't watched 60 Minutes That Girl, that, you know, told the FBI about Trump and what he was doing, whatever. She's been in jail because she told the truth. It's just alarming. You should check it out. I can't remember the whole story. I was watching the movie, they said the Trumps and Assault, you should watch it. I don't know exactly what it was, what it was about, what happened.

The girl, the girl. That's a girl, Trumps socks, you know, watch it. You'll learn all about it. All right, and then someone who's watching Jen show, and John has his show set up now, you can only comment if you subscribe and pay him money. So regular people can't go on there and chat while he's doing his show. So this is someone because he's reading the chat that are coming in.

This is someone who's actually paying him who says this. Why'd you block me on Twitter? I didn't make fun of you that much, yeah. Well, I only blocked people if they'd be in, you know, over the top disparaging. Not true. He blocked me and I've never tweeted about him once. He's blocked other co-hosts from this show.

After they co-hosted the show, I think it was Doug from Good Dice Great Movies, who's like, oh my god, he fucking blocked me. Doug's not under, trashing him on Twitter, he doesn't give a shit. John blocks everybody, we all know this. Well, we don't know as whether or not John's gonna continue his stand-up career

because he announced he's retiring. But you gotta think, once a comic, always a comic. Of course. Yeah, and I'm happy to say he's working out in New material. Oh good. Yeah, so I think he's geared up for a comeback here. And for a three hour tour of mine,

did Mrs. Howell bring a lot of different outfits. Blue, they lit off that one. Holy shit. You're telling me the professor can make a coconut into a radio, but can't fix a hole in a boat? Oh, John 3.0. It's Killin' Kids Island material. Really crushes it.

That's a pretty odd ending. That'll resonate with the kids these days. Holy shit. What do you get to say with this Kardashian material? really crushes that that's a pretty that'll resonate with the kids these days holy shit we can see with this Kardashian material you can go right into that it's clinton impression what a fucking idiot so now he's trying to buy time

and rich at oh hey da he's late so he's like oh shit what's going on here uh... the only major is not here late. So he's like, I was shit. What's going on here? The only major is not here, which usually means he fucked up the time or is in and it's not working. My mom is here. Yeah, I love that it's like his fault. Yeah, he doesn't even know yet. Yeah. Oh, original he does not hear which means he's an

asshole. Yeah, it can't possibly be something I said, even though, all the time, people are like, no, John, you told told me this time. Tell me that day. I've seen him on Twitter going. Hey, I'll see you on the show today Like John you told me Tuesday. Oh, yeah, but if you come on today, that's cool too. Just always fucking this up He's not good at booking guests No or anything else or anything else It's why I didn't work out in Stephanie Miller. I know he wants to sue me over saying that But it didn't work out with Stephanie Miller whether he quit or whatever happened He wasn't gonna do any of this stuff. He's not good at it I just assumed me over saying that, but it didn't work out with Stephanie Miller, whether he quit or whatever happened,

he wasn't gonna do any of this stuff, he's not good at it. And so he's out there going, ah, Richard O.G. to the only guy who'll come on his show regularly anymore. And he's going, ah, he's fucking late, one of the assholes, internet sucks, there's no time zone. I'll bet he can't even unplug a toilet.

Ha ha ha, you have a snake at your end. Yeah, I have. Oh, why don't you brag about it? I'm your show I've never heard you brag about that. It sounds pretty impressive a good point Oh, you're gonna love this one John starts talking about He's bragging again about food that he cooked the night before and I know you're gonna take up on my this is stupid. Oh, no No Did he cook the night before? And I know you're gonna pick up out of my, this is stupid. Oh no.

No. Bob Acute some chicken. Last night, awesome. It's marinated carne asada. He barbecue chicken. It was marinated in carne asada. That's beef. Oh, okay. It's definitely not chicken.

Chicken is pollo. And he's talking about seasoned okay. It's definitely not chicken. All right. Tick it with pollo. Okay. And he's talking about season beef, but he thinks that's just a seasoning. He thinks that's just a Mexican seasoning. What does he think carne is? Exactly, right? He's a carnival of seasonings.

Ha-ha-ha-ha. Fucking idiot. I love it. All right. This is Morgyn chucking his water. He's finally going to finish up this water bottle that he's been chucking at. Oh, Jesus.

Kurt, I don't know. I don't even, first of all, I'm gonna stay in California for two years. Go, go, go, go, go. Crush it against your forehead. Ha, ha, ha. Who's that thirsty? I have to pay in the freaking 450 for having my place cleaned.

Is that how it goes? 450 bucks? It's less than a thousand square feet. So, exactly. Please, got that gone for him. Why do you have to pay to have some of that small cleaned and must have been fucking disgusting? It must have been disgusting. Even after it was cleaned, and I'm not doxing anyone I hope,

but that's how the fuck knows. After it was clean, the carpet still was like, shit! It looks terrible! So it wasn't that thorough of a job or maybe it was just in such bad shape that there was nothing you could do. I don't know. What could have gone wrong there?

I know, John. Okay. Well, I know I'm saying that the fact that John's what could have gone wrong there i know john okay well i know i'm saying that the fact that john selling his condo and staying in a way only make sense if he needs money it's the only reason why it makes sense but john is going to assure us that he is a millionaire

uh... i don't need it i don't know why uh... i thought you were a million as surprise me yes or what Oh, I didn't. I thought he didn't lawy. I thought you were a million ass surprise me. Yes, so what? I'm a million ass, so what does that do? I like to make money. I don't like to dip into my stocks.

Oh, he's just got, he's just not liquid. Is the problem here. He is a millionaire, producer, Chris. He just doesn't like to dip into a stocks. You know how it is. Sure. You know, he can't afford $99 to get his toilet clean down. Yeah, he brags about it too.

That's what don't mean. And he brags about it, but he's a millionaire. Right. Also, as Dick Masterson would point out, the definition of a millionaire is making a million dollars a year, not having a million dollars in the bank. Yeah. It's not the same, you know.

Having a million dollars in the bank is neat, but's not the same. You know, having a million dollars in the bank is neat, but by a house in LA and then you're broke. It's how much they cost now. So, I don't know. Yeah, it's not that for your lifetime income doesn't count. Yeah, right, exactly. Yeah. It's like in the Simpsons when they figure out

how much the teacher makes. It's like 50,000 a year. Or maybe it's Principal Skinner. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're like, well, he's been working for 20 years. He has a million dollars. It has a lot of that, it's not how that works. All right, this is the funniest thing

John's ever saw in his show, and that's saying something. You know, you had alcohol to people, man. It gets ugly. Yeah, it does. Should we play that again now that you know what he just said? Yeah. You know, you had alcohol to people, man. It kicks ugly.

It surely sure does, job. Never change. Yeah. You're the best. We love you. That is the most hydrated man. Wow. It was obviously dehydrated with the show started.

So whatever it was, Kourst Theory. He's doing better now. Okay. Hi, Vic. Hello. Welcome to the show. Thank you. We reposted Vic's cell number to our Patreon.

Remind people that Vic likes attention. Doing the Lord's work here. Any type of attention that you can give her. Please stop sending her your tiny penis pics because then she forwards those to me So let's not do that anymore guys. That's not fun. Is it not I thought it was fantastic Yeah, you like that. Yeah, Carl actually said I wish mine was this big I just wrote back jealous was this big? I just wrote back jealous. We were going to have potentially Ethan Ralph come on the show today. Oh, maybe he'll come on. Yes, correct. So we had a. So I had

Kayaan a bonus episode and we reviewed Ralph's show as well as his debate with Medi-Ker that didn't go real well for Ethan Realth. And so Realth claims that he took this personally. He's very upset with me. And so he wanted to come on and talk about that. But I guess he's busy right now. So maybe he will get him out of the future. How do you feel about the Realth Retort Vic? You have had that much time to get into the lore, but what little I hear about it, it's fantastic. Like the fact that he bought like a rich white suburban mom, handbag, and then got it stolen and got beat up for it,

and Portugal, hilarious. Yeah, his hands are pretty good. Too bad it's not part of his show. That's gonna say comedy gold. Yeah, too bad that's not what he's doing at the show. That's just what he's doing in his personal life. So, oh wow. I was gonna go on the dick show.

He moved it to Monday this week to talk about it. But then they were doing it Monday night and I went to go see Rage Against the Machine. You just gave me a look, Vic. Are you not a fan of Rage Against the Machine? Did you go to see Corn after that? You old fucking man. You see, I knew, I knew you'd think that was Boomerock. I knew you would think that.

What have we done today? We did two things. I have maybe three, two and a half things. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's super part of the show. We did two things. We did two things. We did two things. We did two things. We did two things. We did two things. We did two things. So you know what that means, it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is the part of the show we play, Clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts, which will be out on Sunday, and here is a clip from said podcast.

What? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. and here is a clip from SED Podcast. What the! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! What's up everybody? Hello!

Hello! Howdy. Hello. Hi. Can you hear us loud and clear? Everyone? And you hear me! Dude, I'm so cute. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

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I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. Hi, Riz. Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Wait! Oh my god, it actually says hi, Riz. It says something. It didn't work last time. I bet she has to type it a special way.

This is a show called Chancast. These are VTubers, who just started their own podcast. The very first episode that they posted already has over 400,000 views on YouTube. And so these are Zoomers who are very popular on YouTube. You know what VTuber is, Vic? I have no clue. I thought it was just like some Discord kittens

like made a podcast. I don't think you know what they are, but. Close. discord kittens like made a podcast. I don't think you know what they are but close. So these people are anime cartoons as they do their streams and they decide since they're all already popular, they decided, hey, we should start a podcast together. So these three VTubers are together. So these three VTubers are together a suggestion from QSO DM in the review suggestions channel of our discord. So that's it we'll be checking out and who are these podcasts. Producer Chris yeah anything you want to plug my friend. Well if you're coming to town for the September 17th roast of Carl and Vinnie. Just come a day early and see the totes at Rochester Beer Park.

Yes. On Friday, September 16th, use promo code bananas and I'll buy you a beer. Perfect. And I have to say, this is a really cool venue. That'll be a good time. And you can get a Jenny Colch on draft very likely. I haven't been there in a year, but I'm sure they have a hundred. So you can check that out. Also, I've been a communication about a live show

in Detroit, a live show in New York City. We have some cool things coming up. I'm just teasing that right now. That is once again live shows for WATP are coming up and the roast is almost sold out. So get your tickets on Creep off roast.com. That's pretty close. Is Vinnie in the disc right now? Is he motherfucking me? Vinnie is on his way to Nashville. He's driving to Nashville right now because he's going to the roast of Ric Flair and Ric Flair's final match. Final match, some other wrestling event thing. I don't know how I know about this, but... Well, probably because he died to Biddy.

I don't know how else I knew I would know about this. It's only to make sense. Please join us again next week at Mike and the Upset. We found out we want to throw a Horthy's podcast. Well, we'll repart. Party in the must- bits of morning radio. And now the show is called, but now. Okay.

Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Great job, everyone. Great job, everyone. We will, we will, we will. We will. We will.

We will. We will. We will. We will. We will. With Vic. With Vic. With Vic. With Vic reviews With Vic.

Wap, wap, wap. Vic is becoming a big star. I don't know if you've seen, but we posted a video on YouTube where we played to catch a dabble. It's at the end of the latest Southern John Movie I posted. And Vic comes on wearing just a phenomenal top. Audor Lee beautiful. And she has a lot of new fans from that now. Vic, what's going on?

Are you getting a lot of people reaching out to you? Do you have new admirers? Are you cheating on your husband yet? What's the story? Not quite yet. He's still making money for me. So once that stops. Gotcha. Who knows? But I've gotten like 10 cat pictures, which I really appreciate.

Oh nice. Only one dick pick. One threatening scientific pick. It's a half a dick pick. If that's half of your dick Carl, I'm so sorry. Yeah, I know. As soon as I said that, I'm like'm like no I'm off on that much less than half it was it was probably about like an inch it was maybe yeah

that disgusting by the way and I think he didn't even pull it off of Google already think because he was in the shower and it was just like yeah okay I'm sorry I brought it up anyway I'm sorry. Anyway. Yeah, one guy threatening to send me a dick and too much positivity. There's a lot of people who are just like, oh, I listen for you. And I find that really odd. That is odd.

I don't want that. That is odd because you should see what the people are posting in a page and add underneath that thread. It's not as flattering as that. I guess the way the people who reach out to you are nice. Yeah. And then I had one guy call me and start like moaning and asking me to show my others to him. Yeah. So what can you do? When you get FaceTime, do you answer that? No, I don't answer calls.

Sometimes I do if I'm like driving to work. Oh, there you go. And I'm bored. What's a good time to call Vic? So people know, yeah, what's a drive time? Yeah, what's a drive time for you? Usually like 6, 15 Eastern. OK. Until like 7 until 7.

And then usually around 11 Eastern AM, I drive back home. That's a little short shift you have. I know, we're doing nothing right now. And then in September, where you must start doing big boy shit. So. Aren't you giving drones to Ukraine or something?

Can't you do something over there? Something like that. I don't know. I don't really know what we did. I just put on the uniform and said, hide. Okay. You know what you could be doing during that commute? Is listening to who are these podcasts and catching up on everything that we're doing over here? Yeah, of course. I love your show so much. Any reviews? Two on week? There's five. Five. Yeah. Can we save some for this week? Yeah, that's too many.

Yeah. I can do three. Let's do three of them. All right. So this first one is a hostile takeover by anonymous listener number 243. He says the show is marginal at best, but the future is bright.

I'm looking forward to the upcoming surprise announcement that Stuttering John is packing up and moving because he is planning to move into Carl's house since he is guaranteed to win his lawsuit and become CEO of WATP. There is speculation that he will come, but he is moving to Rochester to move into our home. So that's interesting. That could be one of the things. I think we should have people right in where they think John will go. Of course, it's two years from home. So that's interesting. That could be one of the things. I think we should have people

right in where they think John will go, of course, it's two years from now. So we should have like, sometimes a contest like voting for that. I'm going to say that's a five-star view. That is nice. We're on a roll. This next one is John as a genius. He said, Ford Motor Company famously stopped making and selling the fusion in America in 2020. Your show is horrible because you call fat people, fat and stupid people, stupid still. Shame on you all. So that was pointed out to us just so funny

because he goes, Ford will always make Ford fusion. And while they discontinue lines all the time, I didn't realize they'd already discontinued the Ford fusion. I'm fucking stocking the lines all the time. I didn't realize I'd already discontinued the Ford Fusion. Fucking stock advice, Chad, over here. Of all the fours to pick from.

Every Star Wars series will be critically acclaimed and fours will always make Ford Fusion. It's my invested Disney and Ford. Pepsi clear. Fucking idiot. Is that a five-star review? That is. Nice.

This next one and last one is used to be great by me too, baby. OK. They say I used to never miss an episode, but lately it's full of gay porn and figure skating ads. The host also hate the real heroes in America, like teachers, uber drivers, and Tom Myers. Fuck you! That's, you know what? That's actually a good point.

I forget about Tom Myers. You know, it's no different than, you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. He is a hero with his comedy. All right. He doesn't talk about the cops or the firemen actually doing anything. They just arrived to the scene.

They arrived. I thought of a youveldy joke by the side of that to do it. All right. Is that also a five-star review? That is. You've been getting too many. That's fan-fucking-tastic. Look at that.

Producer Chris, we should be pissing off way more people than we are lately. I'm shocked by it. Yeah, I don't know Carl You've been lazy. You've just been like repeating Stuttering John Opie the famous over and over and over and over and over. Well, we did do that teacher podcast Right, you did do that. That was fun. That's what the Wednesday episodes are for though. Is that we do the regular shows. We bring them back. All right. I don't have to answer to you. All the codes. Right. Let's listen to some voicemails. Hey, Carl. I got bored and I'm drunk and I wrote this in about five minutes. But Stuttering John reminds me of Mill House's dad off the Simpson, so I took his song that he made for his wife

and turned it into Stuttering John's version. Here you go. Can I borrow a course? Could you lend me a car in a raid. The pockets need a super chat. Take my hand as a sick accent. How about it? I would will you, for some safety. How I get?

Yeah, that's pretty good. That's pretty funny. All right. You can always get me with, uh, is a cook, cook, and howton. Cook Van Howton. Oh, this one is, uh, for you, producer Cress. Hi, good afternoon.

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played right now. Yeah. I just asked that maybe he shorted it up a little bit. And he told me to go fuck myself. So we'll say, I'm gonna write it, we're saying the same thing. Want to go fuck myself? No, no, no. Whittle it down to just a few choices. We don't even know what the fuck we're doing.

It's too much. It's too much. Meredith called it into the show. Hey. Hey Carl, it's Meredith. I don't know if anyone else has phoned in to explain the Hugh GPness thing yet, but it's from Drew and Mike,

whenever they would call the IRS scam people or whoever, any of those foreign people who are trying to scan you, Drew would tell them that his name was Hugh Jeppiness, and then he would spell it for them in a way that it didn't hit them off immediately, which was H-U-G-H-J-E-P-I-N-S-S. So the double S on the end would throw them off. It worked pretty well. So I think that's where that's coming from on the reviews. I might be wrong, I'm not sure.

And share it with the Paco. All right, and talk to you later, bye. Wow, our Meredith and Paco friends now. I think so. What did that happen? Is there stuff happening behind the scenes I don't know about? And Paco has been calling in much lately. I agreed to do a show.

Got a new girlfriend. Oh, podcast. I'm at reference. Get to the show anymore. Get real serious. Um, but Paco, I agreed to do his show in August. And then he stopped calling him. He did call in one time this week. Oh, yeah, with some crowd, this is Paco. I just want to say congratulations on So I'm getting mentioned on Redbar. Yes, thank you. I'll show that to all the folks that's making impressions of me, man, I love y'all.

All right, thanks. Congratulations, I get a goofed out out of Redbar. Yeah, thanks. Appreciate it. All right, this is a Limerick. You know, I love my Limerick. Oh, yeah. Patty C. Cups, Limerick.

Cool. Once was a Leverich, he thought that someday he'd be fine. He makes a podcast a day and then takes him away. But by God, this is boring to time. Not bad. Fowled all the rules. Yeah. That's a Leverich. Remember we were talking about Tommy from MSCS and he does

that fake ad for monsters. That's monster energy drinks. That's definitely fake. Yeah. In fact, I don't know if I talked about it on the show, but someone pointed out to me that a lot of the products are discontinued that he reads about out of his ad that just came out. Anyway, someone else has another observation about it? Hey, Carl, excuse me. The Monster Energy Add in Tommy's episode. I am currently drinking a can of monster. All these fucking dudes with reads of boarers that they print on the side of the can.

That's funny. And then added a bunch of shit about Walmart. But it's not an ad copy. He's probably is holding a can of monster reading it. I just thought that was fucking stupid. It was fucking stupid. It's so bizarre to be these people who do fake ads on their shows. Doesn't make any fucking sense, but I love it. This is because we teased we were going to do the jacked up review show today carl head jacked up baby toes he had jacked up baby toes

all right saving for the roast sir that's enough oh I can't use that one fuck it's enough out of you all right you know what, Carl? That caller on the episode three, 29 had me convinced. You know, maybe the real card of electric, maybe the real Gary

from San Diego is the friends we made along the way. Call me back. It's not the destination, guys. It's the journey. That's very good. I've glad that people are coming to the realization. I's very good. I'm glad that people are coming to the realization.

I was trying to figure out what kind of card it is. Who gives a shit? I would have anyone care. All right, this is another Gary from San Diego or Barry from wherever call. Hey, Carl Barry from San Diego. Well, I just get rid of the kids lettering John townhouse condo sold the one I **** the boulevard. So far it's been well over a week in a hot market. He's not getting any offers. This is very strange. I know people in California are selling their house in a day or two with multiple offers. Yeah, this is very strange By Suttering John's condo is not getting an action whatsoever

I'll keep you posted. I'll keep checking Zelo. Please do Yeah, he called back later and said that he's calling the realtor and asking if there's been any offers He said that he's calling the realtor to ask if there's been any offers that there haven't been any offers. Yeah, I know. Observing a report. It's gonna hurt in the realtor. Yeah, it's getting a little bit weird,

but it is interesting that John's in no hurry to sell it. Yeah, I know it's weird that he said that. Cause he's always lying. We know that now. We know John's always lying. He's always had a huge hurry to sell it. He actually paid for someone to clean his place, which is a big step for him. Yeah.

I got to think it's from all those super chats. What's going on over there, Beck? Is your husband making noise? Is there a fight? I have. What's happening? I'm Bella. He likes to fight with my husband. Who's over? Bella, the little gay boy. Yeah. He met Bella on a Nashville. Yeah. He was father. He actually made my husband a pistol bed in Nashville. He made your husband why? Pist the bed in Nashville. You're husband pissed the bed?

Yeah, because Bella, like, he was passed out and truck on the toilet. And then Paul was like, oh, I need to go to bed. And then he just, he like woke up and he was like, oh, I spilled my water. I'm like, that and he was like oh I spilled my water I'm like that's piss I spilled my water what I spilled it out of my dick, but I'm still Spilling it up What the fuck yeah, what's up Carl Carly poo? I

Was just going back through a bunch of your old episodes where you started talking about Stuttering John like after his podcast and everything and I got to the Call her daddy episode bro. Oh my god. That is one of the best episodes of WT ATP ever bro You got the goat Andy. He got crows. You got Carl Belly button joke that It's fucking it's so beautiful. I love Sophia Franklin and How stupid she fucking is thank you. Don't call me back. All right. Yeah, that's a good call I was a fall episode that we did call her daddy

Chip chipper sin called back into the show. I call Hey calls chipper Yeah, the guy's video will fast go run to that up on a day with Jenny Greg is talking Fucking fairy this con Call me back to all It's really good joke. I'm stealing that one for the rose, for sure. Ugh, it's well done. Imagine the gas mileage that that fucking fat fuck cats

on his way to Nashville. It must cost him twice as much to get there. Holy shit. Alright, a couple more. Oh, Tony Michaels called into the show. Finally. I know! Love Tony. all right uh... couple more oh twenty michael's called into the show finally i know love to me

hey this is to me michael's in when i was seven years old my mommy told me that that sauce for the chicken nugs would be too spicy and so i just took her advice so and she also told me that older boys from another school who make fun of me are not my friends so they're that's good advice that barb you saw says a little spicy it older boys from another school who make fun of me are not my friends. So there. Okay.

Well, it's good advice. That barbecue sauce is a little spicy at McDonald's, make sense. Last voicemail I have is a lot of people are speculating on the relationship between Cardiff and Dr. Steve because they seem to work together on certain projects. Hopefully, that's surgery. Because they seem to work together on certain projects. Hopefully that's surgery. You can take my shift, Cardiff. I'm going to the beach.

I cannot sleep with my mask on. He's got the stupid gloves too. He's got two gloves. Can I get the knife? You being scumful? Yeah. I just want to call out a card of left trick on that last, uh, to catch a bad word. That was clearly Dr. C. In voice modulation. You're not tricking anybody, buddy.

All right. A lot of theories. Yeah. Getting bantied about what's going on with all of them. These theories that I'm Cardiff, have you people ever seen me put that much ever into anything that I get? Yeah, I know.

Cardiff is way more motivated. Dummies. Anyway, I think that it's actually Vicks left breast than his Cardiff's like, Drake, why the left? Prove me wrong. That's what I have to be looking at when I said that. I don't even know why.

That's the crafty one. That's the one that's up to something. That's why. Can't be trusted. Vick, anything you want to plug or promote? No, I'll be comparing Carl's penis size to everyone who sends me one. Okay, perfect. So she wants more dick pics apparently. Yeah, just because you want him, Carl.

I just invited that on block of you. I'm blocking your block. I'll email you that problem. Fuck. Alright. You got me. Fuck. Alright. You got me. Full proof plan.

Vic, good luck with the house buying. Ah, close tomorrow on it. Wow. That's exciting. Congrats. And you're living in Fredericksburg, Virginia. Is that where you're buying your house? No, I'm going to Norfolk.

I bought a house in Norfolk. Norfolk. I've been to Norfolk before. Not luck. Yeah. It's just a Navy town. That's it. It is a navy town. Yeah, the sailors there Really yeah Yeah, cool Wait for a semen Joker

Norfolk's noise That's how it's gonna be too obvious. I didn't go there. Okay, folks, guess what? The episode's over! I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye.

Bye everybody. Everybody.