Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep331 - Chad Cast

Episode Date: July 31, 2022

Some popular vtubers decided to start a "podcast." Learn about the difference between a radio talk show and a podcast as well as the definition of a Chad. If you like hearing tween girls shout at each... other for hours at a time, you'll love Chad Cast. Jen from the Jingles Department joins us to get into some spicy jingles talk. Then we check in on Stuttering John and, oh no, did he just put his finger in his mouth? Oh God no, please no! Also, Opie talks about his pubic hair and his amazing new viral TikTok video. And finally, Ethan Ralph is neither fun nor funny. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Why are there so many episodes of re-eating? 35? You know what I miss penis? Are you a boner guy? What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize. Cause... Cause a row.
Starting point is 00:00:16 Cause a row. Slapperoonie. It's show time. It's missing Trucker Andy's pool party for this. I'm your host, Cara, with me today. She's our Gabe Sanchez. It's Jen from the Jingles department. Oh, hello, everybody. Welcome, Jen. Thank you. Please go to who are these that kind
Starting point is 00:00:52 with your email address, voicemail number, link to our subreddit, link to the discord server, link to our merchandise, link to our YouTube channel, and the link to Patreon and Supercast, featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single month, as well as the live video streams of every episodes Wednesdays and Saturdays. There's a brand new episode. We just recorded yesterday and it came over We checked out monster mates and some Alex Jones and so that will probably be up by the time you're hearing this
Starting point is 00:01:19 Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star and apple podcast and then shit all over us in the comments section. I hopefully, Vick will be up later to read those reviews. First, we'll be reviewing a show called Chadcast. This was a suggestion from Kusodem in the Discord. We have both listed to it separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by three girls,
Starting point is 00:01:45 Kelly, Bay, and Iris, and their V-Tubers. And this is on YouTube, there's where you find this show. Yep, you sure do. My buddy Drew Lane found a different Chad cast that he was listening to to prepare for today's show. And it's not that one, it's not the actual Chad, it's these girls who call it
Starting point is 00:02:05 chatcast ironically, I guess. Well, there's many reasons they call it chatcast, I think, but what's talk about the introduction to Bay and just the way this girl talks? I know. A little bayte. Can you introduce yourself? I know. It's me. I represent chaos. My name is Buzz Haker. Hello. And I thought she's in the retard of the race. Because that's still the reason she would make noises like that.
Starting point is 00:02:38 She was super annoying. I really hated her. Yeah. I hated her. I didn't hate Kalipe as much or Kali or whatever. She goes by the pink-haired one. Yeah, yeah. She didn't bother me nearly as much.
Starting point is 00:02:49 Bay is out of her GD mind. So two of these girls are Japanese. Right. Or at least they live in Japan. They speak very good English from what I can tell. Honestly, I was surprised because I was cruising around one of their channels and looking at videos to see what else they do
Starting point is 00:03:05 Be said because they just started doing this podcast It has a half a million views already right and so they're very popular So I was checking out what they were up to and one of the girls is just singing Japanese songs Like she's got a pretty good voice and she just sings songs on her YouTube stream a couple of them are singers Yeah, from what I gathered I couldn't find anything about either of these people because Or any of them that for that matter. I was having the hardest time finding anything except for their podcast. Yeah. Maybe I just didn't know where I was looking. I didn't know what I was even looking for really because it doesn't matter. It's fine. They're very popular. They do these cartoon shows and I don't know why though. Why are they popular? I honestly
Starting point is 00:03:43 I can't figure it out. I was starting to think for a second, I'm like, am I putting way too much work into this? Because these people are just phoning it in. They're not even sure what they're gonna do on their show. Right. And so this is the first episode of their podcast where they have this conversation. I wanted to kind of ask you guys here,
Starting point is 00:04:00 like, what do you want to do on this thing? Any dreams you have for this podcast? I know that it's kind of like not really an ambitious thing. It's just like, friends chilling and talking, but like, I was thinking what kind of stuff might be like fun to do in the future and inviting guests was definitely one of those things. I was thinking.
Starting point is 00:04:16 Yeah, huh? Mm-hmm. And it's the conversation you have before you start podcasting. What was that? No, while you start podcasting, could you imagine buying a Beatles album and it's just Paul saying, well, I think I'm gonna write a song,
Starting point is 00:04:27 dedicated to John Sunn, you know, since he left him, his mother, I think I'll do that. I could watch you do that all the time. Well, you won't. Cause I'm done. I've done my fallen precious. I pulled the same clip. And I was just, you know, perhaps figure out
Starting point is 00:04:43 what you wanna do for the show before you do the show. Or not, because they're more popular than we are. They're doing something right. It's interesting because they talk about what podcasts are and the first thing they say, I was like, yeah, okay, they get it. I feel like when we brought up the idea of doing a podcast, I feel like the sentiment was like,
Starting point is 00:05:03 okay, that's great, but like but we like just when you guys talk about whatever. And I was like, wow, podcasts have structures. Yeah, I was just gonna say, a lot of the podcasts that I listen to, they always seem to have a very, very clear outline of what the podcast is gonna be about that episode. Yeah, right. I'm glad to hear that. That's good.
Starting point is 00:05:28 And then they go on to have no format at all and just aimless banter for two and a half hours. It is the longest, longest podcast. It is. So long. And I don't even know how they can talk about anything for that long. They don't talk about anything. I couldn't understand what they were talking about most of the time. They're all articulate though. I gotta give them that. Right, they are. They're not, they don't sound like complete idiots.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Right. But on the other hand, and I know this isn't for me, I know this podcast is not for me. I get it. I'm old. This is not for me. This podcast is for 15 and a half year old to 17 and a half year old girls. It's a very small window to get into something like this. But I speak English and I still didn't know what they were talking about. Do you have any examples of anything you want to try to play that you pulled from the show? Sure, let's do. Well, yeah, this is how they started it, so number one.
Starting point is 00:06:19 God! God? What the- Oh my god! Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. What's up everybody? Hello. Hello.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Howdy. Hello. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Can you hear us loud and clear, everyone? Can you hear me? Dude, I'm so confused.
Starting point is 00:06:49 I'm loud and clear. How can you teapay in it without your voice going up like several, like, what is it? What is it, what is it, decibels? Yes. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what was that, huh? That was how it started. Yeah. It was shining the started. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:05 It was shot out of the can and they're ready to go. You got the voice modulator, they're ready to go with this thing. So I want this is what Cardiff Hunter aspires to become someday. I mean, we should take it to a shell like that. He's got double the energy of these guys. Yeah, so that was off putting from the get go for me. I wasn't looking forward to listening to any more of it. Right after that, they go into trigger warnings.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Now, on this podcast, we need to warn you guys. We talk about some really kind of like sensitive subjects that may kind of like trigger our viewers a little bit. So we just need to put out like a bit of a warning. There may be like discussions about whether pineapple is okay on pizza, whether you prefer boneless wings or bone in. I know, I know it's,
Starting point is 00:07:46 we're really kind of breaking new ground here. And like, so we just need to give you guys a warning that like, that's the kind of stuff we're gonna talk about. So if you're starting to feel kind of like upset by like the things that we're talking about, feel free to like tune out. We just don't wanna offend anyone here.
Starting point is 00:08:03 That's super worried about offending people. So I had high hopes for it at the very beginning because they're kind of goofing on people who need trigger warnings and they're poking fun at that. So I'm thinking, okay, good. Is this going to end with the millennial generation? Are we going to be done with the trigger warnings now the fucking nonsense?
Starting point is 00:08:19 I hope so. They were kind of goofing on it. That one girl says like so much. She does. It's so obnoxious and I could have put together a like compilation. I just didn't have it in me. I'm just one. Two and a half hours there had to be three thousand likes.
Starting point is 00:08:31 There's no point. What am I going to do with that? I'm always supposed to do. Then I did say there are taking them, but not always. Um, and I mean, uh... So there's some of that stuff going on. They're filling two and a half hours of the livestream, I guess, that...
Starting point is 00:08:49 But that's the other thing. They could have done what they did in 30 minutes or less. Yeah. So the point of this show is to fill time. I think that's the point about. I think people sit down who are bored out of their minds and just stare at this thing. I mean, with the point about. I think people sit down who are bored out of their minds and just stare at this thing. I mean, with the visual, it kind of was mesmerizing.
Starting point is 00:09:10 I sat there for a while. It was almost like brown noise. I just started, I didn't listen to singling, they said, but I was just like, That's brown noise. It's like, it's supposed to make you feel peaceful. When you hear brown noise, like white noise and then there's brown noise, it's different color sounds.
Starting point is 00:09:23 I know what you're talking about. I have it on my board. Okay, yeah, I'm about to say it. I do feel better. It did sound like that, quite a bit. Yep. But it was actually, it was almost a little bit relaxing. Their music bed, just is.
Starting point is 00:09:36 Oh, that music bed is so obnoxious. It's so weird. It just goes out the entire episode. No. And it's a bit bizarre. It's, well, I'm really, that's what the kids like. Oh, I, I'm so disappointed in them then. We should do a version of this show.
Starting point is 00:09:50 I just had this thought. Producer Chris, let's get a really shitty music bad that goes on for three and a half hours. Okay. And then let's just talk about nothing on top of it. So the internet news bed. Yeah, got it. For three hours.
Starting point is 00:10:03 And then yep. And then we'll stream it for Superchats. Okay. What do you think? I think we're rich already. I think I'll be getting a new car. Figure that out later. Cool.
Starting point is 00:10:15 Okay, this is why it's called the Chatscast. It's to why it's Chatscast. The reason is because if you look at the spelling, it's really quite clever. Actually the fans came up with this. Chaos. That's me. And dad.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Uh huh. It makes a whole lot of sense, doesn't it? If you really say, Chaos, hope and dad. I said, dad. There was a T.A. Okay. I did play games.
Starting point is 00:10:43 I'm playing little games today. I did it here. It was a numper based. Okay. Yeah. I can't fucking take it. Fucking cares. Oh, shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:02 I don't even know what they were talking about right there. So I guess the episode is called chaos, hope and death. No, so each of them, so there's Kalibe and Bay. Right. And Iris. Yes. Now Iris, if you want to play 11, this is the introduction for her. But the age, the hope of our crew, would you like to introduce yourself Madame?
Starting point is 00:11:24 Yeah. the age, the hope of our crew. Would you like to introduce yourself, Madame? Yeah, this is the first time I've really been talking since my vocal rest. So I'm actually kind of nervous right now. But, hi, Chris. It's Iris. AKA Hope Incarnate, yes, Hope Incarnate. Would you play that to clear something up for me?
Starting point is 00:11:47 I think the way you introduced that, I thought I was gonna figure something out. What's going on? I'm just reporting. I'm just reporting. I'm serving a report, very good. The song, so Bay is, let me see where's my notes here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Bay is an anime character. She's chaos. Okay. That's what she goes by chaos or Bay. Bay is an anime character. She's chaos. Okay. That's what she goes by chaos or Bay. Iris is Iris or Hope and then Kaliah B is death so you can play 13. Okay. Last thing.
Starting point is 00:12:16 I'm in Kangwoo. Wait, hold on. Before we get carried over again. The date. The date. The date. The date. The resident D of this day. The resident, the day of this podcast.
Starting point is 00:12:26 The day, the resident, the day, you know what time it is. Of course I'm the day. Of course it will be me. The dummy, the dolly. Yeah, so she's death and then I know you already played this, but if you play nine, that's pay. Oh, good. Let's play the same clip twice. That's a good idea.
Starting point is 00:12:46 We need to introduce ourselves first, because I have Reaper Brain, which means that my attention is on five different things at once. How about we start from the title, like go in title order. First, the C. The C of our crew. I love you. I love you. A little Bayrat. Can you introduce yourself?
Starting point is 00:13:04 Hello. It's me. I love you, little bayrat. Can you introduce yourself? Hello. It's me. I'm representing chaos. My name is Balsaikas. Hello. Hello. I'm drinking strawberry milk at the moment. I want to talk about strawberry milk later.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Hello. Well, that's retarded. And so I decided that she's stolen my title. So if you played 10, that's going to be for me now. Oh, okay. Cool. The sea of our crew. You're the Sea of our crew? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:30 All right, I can get down with that. I figured you might. Someone's gonna be. Well, I don't know if you picked up on this, but they also get into some spicy jingles talk, and I was thinking of you. Yeah, I just say that there's a lot of jingles going on though. It's like a lot of jingles.
Starting point is 00:13:44 I'm doing dances. Yeah, like, and that there's a lot of jingles going on though. It's like a lot of jingles. I'm doing dances and Music and like also like branding jingles like you know local logo jingles. Yeah, how do you say? Where they make every single like company Yes, I look have so many of them. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I have so many like like in Princeton into my brain Like that stuff like that. Oh, yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I I've heard your eyes because it's something you shouldn't see. You should take it from me. Kevin and Carl slept in bags day and night. Slaps in bags to the left and the right.
Starting point is 00:14:41 They won't see five stars on a Tuesday. That jingle reminds him to call agger. Remember what hot she used to be? This was from the W-A-T-P sitcom. And those of you who don't remember. You gotta go to way back. Carole in charge. So that was a fun jingle stop because they were talking about these Japanese commercials. Sure, yeah. Did they really enjoy? And I guess there's videos of people watching Japanese commercials and reacting to those commercials.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Yeah, I did hear that. That's fun for the listener. Yo, have you seen those old reaction videos to Japanese commercials? Huh? No. Oh my god, this... I feel like Japanese commercials are the funniest and most creative things I've ever seen in my life.
Starting point is 00:15:35 What? I think it was the commercials. It was the... I think it was the fine... It was the fine... Like someone... It was like a really... They used to do this old series of like YouTube is reacting to like, you know, that, that series thing.
Starting point is 00:15:50 And then they did like several where they reacted to Japanese commercial. It was the funniest thing in my entire life. Um, it's kind of long though. So wait, ah... Cool story, bro. I think it goes nowhere. There are this videos. There's like a really funny and makes me laugh and some funny. Okay. I have a clip of them
Starting point is 00:16:10 actually watching something, but they even said they're gonna mute it. Yeah, because they're on YouTube. So you can't you can't play other things, but where is that? That is six. Oh, right. No, it's not. Oh, right. Sorry. That's all right. Take a time. We'll be here all day. It's fine. Nope.
Starting point is 00:16:30 Well, you know, in this case, you can play 14 because that is probably what everybody's doing right now. Yeah, it's kind of like the word like cringe. I feel like it just kind of lost its meaning. I mean, it doesn't really have a meaning anymore. Like, I guess everything ends now. Yeah, I'll see like just kind of lost to the meaning. I just doesn't really have a meaning anymore. Like, I guess everything's cringe now. Yeah, I'll see like a video of a cat
Starting point is 00:16:49 like chasing a ball of yarn and I'll go in the comments and there'll be somebody saying cringe, ha ha. I'm like, what? Yeah, there's dumb people out in the internet, right? Yeah. It doesn't mean cringe is lost, it's meaning it just means people are stupid. Well, yeah, and it does have a very specific meaning.
Starting point is 00:17:02 It does, yeah. It's funny because she actually does define cringe and she nails it, so I'd say obviously know what it is, but they also want to figure out what Chad means because they've named their podcast Chadcast. Yeah. So this is kind of weird. It also doesn't have a meaning, by the way.
Starting point is 00:17:23 The meaning kind of is, I feel like the meaning has also twisted from that quite a bit. And now a lot of people use it just like, if somebody makes a Chad move, it's almost in the same realm as what based became, I guess, or even like, I don't know, the original meaning. It depends, it depends. I don't like.
Starting point is 00:17:43 Wow, would a Chad move, you did something that people were afraid to do or Thing um when I when I use it for deadbeats though I just call all deadbeats chads and I feel bad sometimes because I'll be like wow you sent a super chat with no message What a chat, but I don't want to imply that the deadbeats who do send messages like aren't chads because I think you are It's just I got to point it out, you know? Like holy shit dude, you sent me a super chat with no message just because you wanted to throw a brick at my face.
Starting point is 00:18:12 What the fuck? Like, say, thank you, that was cool. I don't know. And I have to, yeah. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.
Starting point is 00:18:20 I love it. I love it. What is going on? So earlier, because everyone knows what a chat is, obviously. So earlier they say this and this is just flat out wrong and incorrect. Yeah. I think before I started using Chad more freely, Chad kind of just, it kind of had the image of a really, how do I say this?
Starting point is 00:18:41 Fat boy image. Mm-hmm. Um, you know, very cool, but also very smooth. Uh, you know, knows how to use their words, you know, that kind of image. No one's ever described a frat boy as being smooth. I thought she said a fat boy. I heard fat boy, I got excited. Oh, I think she was saying frat boy. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:19:02 Oh. He thought she was a de-producer girl. Yeah. I thought maybe she met, like, fat, like, P-A-J-T. Fat. Oh, no, I'll older you. It's none of your business. It's definitely not.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Definitely not. What would you say? Although, she, one of the girls, I can't tell apart. One of the girls was talking about a podcast that she likes. There's a podcast that I like listening to that I'm not gonna mention here, but it's during that podcast the members just like think of like topics themselves and just bring them up during the podcast and I'm like that's like a good idea that we should do as well. I want to show in the podcast.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Yeah exactly like here's something interesting that I found out. Etc. Oh, You're describing the official podcast. That sounds like to me. They might be fans of Kaya. Maybe. I could be a rock. Who isn't? Right. Well, you could a Ralph, but that's a story for another day.
Starting point is 00:19:57 Later today, that is that day by the way. What's figure out the age old mystery of what's the difference between a podcast and a radio talk show? Yeah, that's because no one could figure this out. What's the difference between podcasts and radio talk shows? Oh, good, good. That's one thing I don't really, I've never really understood. Like, I didn't really know what podcasts were until like really, really something to be honest. You know, actually, there is a difference because I think it was a couple months ago I was listening
Starting point is 00:20:28 to the radio and then they said you can catch our podcast online and I'm like so it is a podcast? What happened to the radio? Radio died, radio disappeared, it's all podcasts now. Yeah maybe radio is just a radio sir. Just became podcast. How it's transmitted is the answer. How it's transmitted. Yeah, if it's out of the radio, it's a radio challenge. The number one answer. That's a dig, dig, dig. Well, and the other difference is
Starting point is 00:20:53 anybody can do a podcast, anybody can. Obviously, look at us. Yeah. We prove it all the time. Also, I think on radio talk shows, there's a vetting process with the hosts, and they have to get hired, and they have to be good at having a conversation
Starting point is 00:21:11 and not saying things like this. Yeah, if you sit to the long one like a wooden chair, your butt starts getting really itchy, and I don't understand why. Does your bucket itchy when you sit on a wooden chair? I think she should see a doctor. Yeah, that might be a problem. You went ahead and won too many chads and you're dead.
Starting point is 00:21:28 That's why that happens. I didn't understand that at all. I pulled that clip. Yeah, fortunately the other girls didn't either. That's what you're talking about. Well, do you want to know what Irish's favorite color is? No. Oh, I mean, yes, do you want to know what Iris' favorite color is? No.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, yes, and. 12. All right. Iris, what's your favorite color? My favorite color? Yeah. Blue.
Starting point is 00:21:57 Yeah. It's blue. Is that actually one color? Yeah. Yes. It's cute. I would never have guessed it would be blue. That's so cool. I actually like this one color. Yeah. Aw. Yes, that's cute. I would never have guessed it would be blue.
Starting point is 00:22:06 That's so cool. That's so cool. That's so cool. Carl, what's your favorite color? He's a shits. Yeah. Jen called out the clip number 12. I thought she was going to say my favorite color.
Starting point is 00:22:17 It's 12. That would have made some sense. Yeah, here's another example of the banter that's going on with these girls. When will Calvin debut? We don't talk about Calvin. Calvin! We don't talk about Calvin. No, Calvin doesn't exist.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Calvin! Calvin doesn't exist. No, chat. Spill, who's Calvin? No. I want to make Calvin. Calvin sounds like a nice dude. You will never know Calvin. You will never know Calvin.
Starting point is 00:22:46 You'll never know. So what I wrote down is this is literally your little sister having a sleep over. Yeah. With her annoying ass friends and you gotta get out of that room. You have to leave the house, evacuate everyone, grab the pets, grab photo alms. We're out of here. We got to go. We got to, we gotta go, we gotta go. Move, move, move.
Starting point is 00:23:07 And then you never do find out who galvan is anyway. They never ever tell you. I never cared. I just never told you. I was trying to figure it out. Jen, I got a question for you. I'm sure. You use your iPad and you use your phone.
Starting point is 00:23:20 Yeah. Right? You're watching videos and you're surfing the lab. Maybe playing a game or two. Give a drop, your phone on your face. I remember I was reading it on my iPad and I was like, lying down and I was holding the iPad above my face and I spazed too hard and I dropped the iPad on my face.
Starting point is 00:23:39 I got a big old bonk for that, huh? I dropped my phone on my face so often. Oh, my nose with my phone. It's painful. I keep believes she said I dropped my iPad on my face and the reaction was, oh my God, I do that all the time. Of course she did that way. Who's not doing that?
Starting point is 00:24:03 I'm trying my phone on my head right now. Oh my God. That's all I ever do. Of course you did that way who's not doing that? I'm trying my front of my head right now. Oh my god. That's all I ever do. If you think I want to subscribe, this is nuts. Apparently there's some type of bed frame that has a holder on it so you can put your phone your iPad above you in the bed and just have it set.
Starting point is 00:24:19 How lazy could you? That's fucking insane. And then a truth brush shoots out and brush it. Yeah, if you're watching a movie, like, what the fuck? Oh, man. And then I know where a Simon and Garfunco reference like we watched what?
Starting point is 00:24:36 It's been so long since I've been to the movies. All me too. Yeah. Oh, darkness, my old friend. Oh my God, the filter on your voice just makes it so intense. I'm sorry, that was just jarring to me. Like I finally know what they're talking about. That's not a 55 year old reference.
Starting point is 00:24:57 I'm like, okay, yeah, okay, now I get it. I always see what's going on. Did I do the math right? That's not even close. It's like 60. Yeah, we can round. Fair enough. Thanks even close. It's like 60. Yeah, we can round fair enough. Thanks guys. It's an estimate, rough estimate.
Starting point is 00:25:08 It's fine. Thanks for the yes and egg. I do appreciate that. Did you get to the end of the show, Jen? And no, I skipped almost to the end of it because I couldn't listen anymore or even decipher what they're saying. You know how Chip ends his show?
Starting point is 00:25:23 Yeah. Yeah, they do a similar type of thing, except for, I don't think that she knew what she was saying. Goodbye. On three. On three, I'll say one, two, three, and we just say goodbye after that. Are you ready, ladies?
Starting point is 00:25:35 Here we go. Yes. Give us the most Chad goodbye that you possibly can. Okay. Here we go. Ready, three, two, one. Good bye. Good bye. Good bye. Okay, here we go ready three two one Cheepy guy a father muck
Starting point is 00:25:54 Click buy good by I gotta go to get stupid I'm gonna count to three and I'm three you guys think it by ready three two one And they're like this long pause he These kids would be like, wait, what? With them not, understand the directions very well. A, B, O. Letter one. Blue. Like what is, what am I watching? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Oh my God. So many annoying things going on. Yeah. On this show, but I have to give them credit because they break down the movie Mission Impossible in a way that really does simplify it. I think they really have a good grasp of the content. The best thing about Mission Impossible movies
Starting point is 00:26:39 is you don't need to watch them in a sequence because it's all about Tom Cruise having to go on a mission. That's pretty much it. The same thing happens in the pre-proved. Tom Cruise is hard. Yeah, started a movie, right? Submission to Bicepal is about like a mission. Yeah. They don't mention this, but it's also very difficult for a lot of people would be impossible. Mission impossible. You guys ever see Star Wars? There's like stars and a war.
Starting point is 00:27:08 It's really crazy. That's my book report about Star Wars. What am I missing here, John? All right, well, this is a little bit of a long clip, but 16, it just sums up. This is how I heard this podcast You to the mission. Yes, get Ruga Mesh to some people Ruga
Starting point is 00:27:35 Ruga Ruga Mesh Have you guys seen the side this was it the side here on commercial No, I haven't. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'll enlighten you. Watch a long time. Watch a long time.
Starting point is 00:27:53 And you can stop this one. Watch a long time. Why did you leave it so long ago? Just in case. In case once. Alright, you got me. You got me. You got me.
Starting point is 00:28:04 You got me. I don't the two guys are so lucky. Yeah. Because this is, I don't understand anything that's going on. I like that Leo says, Carol is really struggling now that he has to review a good show for once. Okay, yeah. That's the problem having with the quality of it. It's crazy popular though.
Starting point is 00:28:21 I, hey. Someone's beaten off. I mean, someone's watching it. So there's that. Well, and so if you happen to watch it on YouTube, it's all, they're all anime. Correct. They're virtual tubers. Right.
Starting point is 00:28:36 V tubers. I'm so strange. It's strange. It made me feel kind of like, how you feel when you watch Blade Runner just had sort of impressive, like this is the way we're going kind of feeling. Yeah. I didn't like it. You know what's funny?
Starting point is 00:28:50 You say that because we did the Alex Jones show yesterday and I think I took all of my board, but Alex Jones had this epiphany and he had this, he was having these recurring dreams and he goes, I finally figured it out. We're going to have to fight the robot soon And I went, yeah, that's terminator. That's not a thing that you just figured out. Has been predicted for a long time now that we'll be fighting the robots in the future. Yeah. I think I can take these ones now. Wow. It's actually up for this. It's based only like three feet tall.
Starting point is 00:29:23 And then they call their show Chad guest Cast. Just be Randy Mars drops. All right, what else did you pick up on here? I'm gonna start a show called Karen Cast. I'm gonna start a show called Karen Cast. I'm gonna start a show called Karen Cast. I'm gonna start a show called Karen Cast. I'm gonna start a show called Karen Cast. I'm gonna start a show called Karen Cast. I'm gonna start a show called Karen Cast.
Starting point is 00:29:42 I'm gonna start a show called Karen Cast. I'm gonna start a show called Karen Cast. I'm gonna start a show called Karen Cast. Oh. Just be Randy Marsh drops. All right, what else did you pick up on here? That's all my clips. That's it? Yeah, I pulled. Did I play all the same stuff that you pulled? Yes.
Starting point is 00:29:55 I'm sorry about that. That's all right. Oh my goodness. Well, I do want to say that good on them, they're doing very well. They're up to like seven or eight episodes now. They do I think once a month, and they have so much audience participation going on. They actually have viewer rules on their YouTube stream.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Do people follow them? Well, probably. Rule one, be nice to other viewers, don't spam or troll. John May want to use these rules. If you see spam or trolling, don't respond. Just block, report, ignore those comments. Three, talk about the stream. Please don't bring up unrelated topics
Starting point is 00:30:30 or have personal conversations, which is all that's going on about John's show. Four, don't bring up other streamers or streams unless I mention them. Weird. Five, similarly, don't talk about me or my stream and other streamers chat. Okay, that's not really your, I mean, that's not up to you.
Starting point is 00:30:49 I wouldn't think. 6. Please refrain from chatting before the stream starts to prevent any issues. What? As long as you follow the rules above, you can chat in any language. Well, that was the other thing about watching this. The speed with which this thing is scrolling, I couldn't even read it. No, no one can read it. It's going too fast.
Starting point is 00:31:07 There's too many people watching and chatting along with it. Yeah, that was amazing. It's silly, that's chat. Yeah, it's home and along. Oh, shit. It really is. Who knows what's going on with that? A whole bunch of nothing.
Starting point is 00:31:17 I don't have a ton of stuttering John's stuff. I have a little bit. with a parody song that came in from a Canadian mat. And this is set to the primate song, John the Fisherman. And he did the editing here, because John the Fisherman's pretty long song with Los instrumental interludes and things. So he goes, well, if you want to clean up the editing I guess you can't, well, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:31:58 Okay. So let's check this out. He was so bad at face of English ditch and skills That Howard thought it would be funny To make him talk to famous people for a thrill But John made such pathetic money, Dyson When I grow up I'll finally Have my own radio dynasty Then I'll show how we're how it's done They'll say the John is number one
Starting point is 00:32:57 That's all they're just out here 18 years later He sits alone with his last two cats 18 years later, John is 40, 6 years old He sits alone with his last two cats Streaming on YouTube to 100 trolls and sauce Begging for $4 Super Chat Four Purslikes down, two, he'll swallow 20 more Not like he has anywhere to be
Starting point is 00:33:26 No stand-up gigs No record-bit interviews Just hanging out with Gavein' Tony But he said, I've got more time I still can't be The bright-cast hero I want to be A middle-aged don't fact should learn Can't be more than a dabble earth
Starting point is 00:33:51 I'll never be a dabble earth Conchants a dabble earth You'll always be a dabble earth You're living di die a tabler. I have to say that I don't think that word, dabler has enough syllables in it to work for child efficient. It was a little shoehorn and I am missy-bees in the chat so I was thinking about how
Starting point is 00:34:29 Anthony would react to that. It's like, I know, you can't do, you can't do, John the Devler to John the Fisherman. He is a dab-buller. A dab-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub. He made it work. He did make it work. That was fun and that's a good song. Are people not familiar with John the Fisherman?
Starting point is 00:34:47 I don't know how you do. It's a classic. It's like a tar hero for what does that song. All right. I played the most recent episode. A voicemailer did a parody song to Kirk Van Houtons. Can I borrow a feeling? Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:35:03 And Mr. Magenta sent me an email. I was like, dude, I already did this, and you never played it, so here it is. Could you let me pay for you Clip my shows with your club of smoke How about a car? No See that's fun. Yeah, that's a good one. Let's talk about Stuttering John's episode on Thursday
Starting point is 00:35:51 with guest Hailsparks and Richard O'Jetta. And it starts off different every time. I know. I know. I know. Well, we'll get to that. There's a bigger feel. There's a bigger feel coming up
Starting point is 00:36:07 You know Jedi yeah, well close So it starts off John comes on and I don't know how he gets shit all over his camera lens. Oh, I do Eating a sandwich Well jerk it off, probably. So, this is last back from the toilet. It's not a show. It's disgusting. Oh, hot gas.
Starting point is 00:36:36 With your favorite world famous host, Stuttering John Melinda. Look at that. It's all blurry. I don't. There's some Vaseline on the lens there. She housed in the room now. I thought we said one, guys. Look at that top-large. I don't. That's in Vaseline on the lens there. She housed in the room now. I thought we said one, but it's fun. Just so much talk about.
Starting point is 00:36:50 There's the link. I don't know how to say. Oh! Oh! There we go. Oh my God. He just looked at Spenger everyone. I'm smelling.
Starting point is 00:37:02 Fucking disgusting. Never put those in your mouth, John. Oh, what is going to get from that? Also, I love the miscommunication with Hale. We're out the bat. Oh, why is he here? We agreed on one o'clock.
Starting point is 00:37:14 Yeah, he always assumes it's everyone else's fault. So then Hale comes on and says this. I'm good. I am in a bit early. We didn't actually say a time. We just said Thursday, but... John, you idiots. Actually, you never told me a time, John, that you made that up. Oh, okay, well, what do I know? So, John didn't schedule this correctly. So, he ends up having both guests
Starting point is 00:37:39 on the show at the same time. Now, what happens is, hell comes on the show and hell talks for 10 minutes straight without John even attempting to get a word in. Finally, John interrupts him to bring on the great army general. I'm going to add Richard and then I'll add you. Okay. Yeah. Then Army Major. I want to get what's up my brother. Wow, man, the middle.
Starting point is 00:38:04 Oh, okay, hold on. How's the smart brother? Wow, man, the middle. Oh, okay, hold on. How's the smart one? I know, hold on. All right. Let's see. Let's see. There we go.
Starting point is 00:38:15 He's so good at this. I know, I'm not. I'm really not. I know I'm going to screw this up. Absolutely. And I like a Vaseline on your lens too Which gives it a there you go. What's after major? No, I'm pissed, but I'm pissed Alright, so difference doesn't make what order there? He wanted to have hail in the middle so he takes a hell off Then brings on Richard O'Jetta then brings hell back and he's like, oh shit. That did it works
Starting point is 00:38:44 They doesn't that he does it again. I'm gonna show you guys something because he uses StreamYard and so do I. Watch this. It's that easy. You can just move people wherever you want them to be at the screen. I know, that crazy one.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Oh. So everyone feelin' nice. It's so, fucking idiot. John is so stupid. He really is just incredibly dumb in every single way. All right, this might be one of my masterpiece as I've had a few over the years. What I did here was I took the next 10 minutes of John show and I sped it up eight acts to show everyone how much content John puts into his own
Starting point is 00:39:23 show. This is literally 10 minutes you're going to see every word that John says. Yeah, it is. I'm your military I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:40:16 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh Oh, holy shit. Tomorrow my guest will be Phil, Phil E. Buster. Oh, holy. His giant of receded talk show before, where the host just sits there making faces and looking
Starting point is 00:40:56 at the chat, the case uncomfortable is enough to do with himself, as these two guys just have a conversation with each other, and Jon's had a part of it at all. And he's the one making all the money from it, all the superchants are going to John. He's making his friends do all the work. He's not making money. Well, he's making some. I saw superchants coming in. They wasn't superchant Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:41:14 Uh-huh. Maybe it was superchants Thursday, I don't know. I just, I found that to be amazing because that's the thing about John's show when he has got signed. It's not very clippable, because John's not talking. It was John's talking, and then it's fun. Yeah, well. But that's insane right there.
Starting point is 00:41:30 And the only time he interrupted it was just to say, because Richard fired up about this bill that didn't go through the Senate because Republicans didn't vote for it, that would fund veterans who have issues and things. And so he's all pissed off and John goes, yeah, your friends pissed too. Yeah, my fucking friends are failing.
Starting point is 00:41:47 That was the only thing that John even sat over a whole 10 minute period of this. And all right, so my fast forward a little bit here. I don't watch a lot of the actual conversation they were having, but I did catch this. I was like, what? In any kind of massive, I don't care what anybody says, we're not in any kind of massive debt trap
Starting point is 00:42:07 in the United States. Our budget effectively for the country is essentially the same yearly, the GDP of the United States is yearly, the same as our deficit. Like that's the same fucking number. It's, you know, if you make $300,000 a year and your house, your car,
Starting point is 00:42:25 and your vacation, and your food, and your insurance, and everything cost the same amount as you make in a year, you're not going to go, I'm flooded and fucked. You're not. And anybody who tries to talk you out of it just wants you to have less of those things that make your life livable. What's he talking about? We don't have a deficit? The government spends, the federal government spends way more money than they bring in like, by a trillion dollars every year. What's he talking about?
Starting point is 00:42:48 And he's sitting there going, no, that's not true. They have just as much enough money that they need. Oh, okay. Are you pissed about it? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I get pretty fired up. So, Hale is like the resident genius they call him. He's like the smartest guy. He just says nonsense like that. You're like, okay, sure. Why not? It makes sense. All right, so then Hale has to go because he had a plumber coming over because he's
Starting point is 00:43:13 not as talented as John. He got a decent plumbing. Oh man. Really impressive. Time for John to flex. Yeah. Oh, let's borrow my snake. No, there's other things you have to do as a plumber, John.
Starting point is 00:43:24 Is that just that one? let's borrow my snake. No, there's other things you have to do as a plumber, John. Is that just that one thing? Oh, okay, never mind. All right, so this is funny because Hail Leaves and then Richard goes, the three of us, we're the three musketeers. We gotta get together and have dinner sometime.
Starting point is 00:43:42 And John makes a joke. You know, he's out there in Los Angeles. Yeah. Next time I come out there, man, us three need to get together, man. Oh, fuck yeah, fuck yeah. I'll even pay. McDonald's it is. Great joke, John. Tony Michaels is back in You know if that was a joke I'll never buy that I Oh, I love that to John saying that he would pay for dinner something he should do because these guys are making him all the money That he's making out of this stream right rich no jeeta's on jeeta god damn it rich no Jenna There's three ways to go with it. I never know which one.
Starting point is 00:44:26 He is on the show for over an hour and a half. And the joke is that John might pay for dinner. Like you should pay for dinner, John. Just throwing it out there. That should not be a punchline. But in John's world, of course, it is. All right, so then John reads his fake ad. And after he reads his fake ad,
Starting point is 00:44:46 he tells us a really cool gambling story. I made like, I don't know, I think I made only like, I want two bets, but the odds were against me. I bet on the American League, to win the awesome game, and I won 10 bucks. In one bet I lost it. The Dodgers had won 10 games straight. So I bet on the game with the play in the last place nationals. I go chewing. So I bet my 10 bucks to win four bucks. And the Dodgers fucking lose. What the fuck? What is he talking about? He bet he won $10 out of bet.
Starting point is 00:45:26 He's bragging about that. And then he bet $10 to win for white bother. What are you doing? What is that? I've never heard of such a thing before. I could win four dollars with this. Ah, fuck it lost it all. He is something else, I tell ya.
Starting point is 00:45:46 He's a millionaire. Yeah, as he mentioned, it Tuesday's show. He's a millionaire and he's betting $10 to win four on a baseball game. It's insane. I've never heard of such a thing. All right, this is the last clip that I have here and this is what's gonna finally get us to figure out
Starting point is 00:46:04 how to pronounce Richard O'Jettas name. And what's great about this is that after Richard pronounces his own name for John, John immediately fucks it up again. Bobby Lave, eight o'clock, you know, no dim left behind and O'Jett alive. Everybody needs to follow them on, follow O'Jet alive on YouTube and Facebook and Twitch. Sit, man, I mean, look, anytime you name me brother, it's always a good time, man. I love having you, Richard, and I appreciate you coming on
Starting point is 00:46:36 and come back soon, or at brother. Love you, bro. I love you, too. Great show today with House Parks and the Army Majors, I want to thank both of them for coming on and contributing immensely to the show. And thank you Richard O'Hita for your service. He just said I'm going to- I'm not even close.
Starting point is 00:47:02 He just said I'm going to go to O' he's done. And then I can fucking call it, I'm like, how am I supposed to not pronounce anything? When, when, when Opie was calling, Carl Ruez, Carl Ruez, Carl Ruez, and it's Ruezing, it was Penoft and Weth, I'm like, this is very confusing. I'm trying to run a podcast, and we have Goof and I need Jared.
Starting point is 00:47:18 Still struggling with picture, Jesus. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So anyway, we can finally put that, can I, can I, will I get it wrong? You got next week probably. Stay tuned. Richard O'Jada is out of pronounce that. Also in the news, of course, Tommy from MSCS Media.
Starting point is 00:47:36 Got a DUI down in Florida. It's all over our Reddit. It's all over the Reddit community. I've seen. Yeah. Jeez, I didn't know Space Italian's drink. To be honest with you. I'm surprised. I didn't know cops could pull over you up He failed out run up. Yeah, yeah, you don't have to stay on the street. Oh, it's just go back to his home planet Well, we'll cut him off at the pass. Yeah, wait in his driveway. Yeah, we know where he's going and
Starting point is 00:48:04 Napi-less dad will be there the past. Yeah, wait in his driveway. We know where he's going. And Nubbie was tied. We'll be there. Fuckin' Tommy. That guy. I hope he's okay. I do too. I do too. I like, listen, I think we talked about this.
Starting point is 00:48:16 He's a charming guy. I think it was Crows, he was saying like, he's likeable. He is. We all like Tommy. We can't figure out what the fuck is going on with him. Where he came from. What is he doing? He's likeable. Yeah. We all like Tommy. We can't figure out what the fuck is going on with them. Where he came from, what is he doing? He's confusing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:29 But charming, sure. Well, God, this DUI opened us lead to more investigations into a shady business deal again. MSCSengineering.com, you guys see that website? Holy crap. Yeah. These are not real companies. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Tommy. I love you, are not real companies. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:48:45 I'm sorry, Tommy. I love you. What are you doing? All right. Speaking of people who don't have a company. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my.
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Starting point is 00:49:14 And listen to OP and OP show starts off With having low Wi-Fi. Oh The Wi-Fi it looks, the Wi-Fi. It looks terrible. I'm checking myself. Oh, I got low Wi-Fi. Why do I have low Wi-Fi today? What's up, Michael Burnhard? How are you?
Starting point is 00:49:38 You're first on the Facebook. You got Mason down there in Austin, Texas. What's up, Mason? What does low Wi-Fi? What does that mean? I don't know. I've never heard that before. I've never heard that term.
Starting point is 00:49:50 Poor guy, it's got low Wi-Fi. Yeah. I wonder if there's like an injection for that or something, or maybe a supplement. A pill. Yeah, maybe there's a pill you could take for a low Wi-Fi. I was at, as Dr. Steve about that. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:04 Speaking of ailments, Opie heard his back. He throws out his back from time to time. Okay. And so he wants to give us an update on how things are going with his back bow. Couple of updates. Back is a little better than I was able to Worse my ass and Worse my undercarriage.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Thank you very much. Still can't wash my legs. I could get to like my upper thighs if you need to know in the shower. I don't. But, you know, getting there and then why would I need to know in the shower? As I was in the shower I'm like, well dad and dad you got some some some some growth happening. I don't mean that type of growth. I mean my I Mean my there's no other way to say it my bush Racer
Starting point is 00:50:59 This is not a commercial I commercial I even though they advertise on the podcast I love them when they're when I don't have live reads for them I'm still I'm still using the Manscaped razor so I went man and I was able to bend off enough to you know take care of the problem down there so there's your update able to wash my ass No, I'm told me it was Yeah, yeah, no, that's some good content there, Opie you really Really do a good job Jenny for do yoga. Yeah, you want some yoga advice from our buddy, Opie. Yeah, this is pretty good I think when I was out there is doing yoga,
Starting point is 00:51:46 you want to listen really closely here. But it's not bad looking at a girl's high knee. You got to make sure you're set up nice. Here's a tip for the people that are getting into yoga. When you find a yoga studio and you're going to take a class, right, you've got to set up nice. Because inevitably, the teacher's going to go, okay. It's time for the downward facing dog And you're gonna want to be
Starting point is 00:52:11 Behind a nice heiny when that poses called out Cheers and you're welcome boom. Hi, take. Oh I've said it before creep that's what I was just gonna say. I've said it before I'll say it again He's like freaking creep. Yeah I've said it before. Creep. That's what I was just going to say. I've said it before I'll say it again. He's like freaking creep. Yeah. We know how to look at hot asses without your help, Opie. We got that.
Starting point is 00:52:30 We got that one down. But he's just made it very clear that he's the creep at the gym. So if you know Greg Opie, he is. Right. Well, luckily no one's listening to his show. So. Now, the air. I'm fucking late.
Starting point is 00:52:43 Let's not forget. Opie used to be a model. You know how good looking I used to be? He's so proud of himself for how good looking. And it's funny, because Opie's like complaining about getting old, not being good looking anymore, starting to join us. I'm lucky. I was never good looking. So for me, it's like, whatever happens, I'm good.
Starting point is 00:53:05 This is Opie talking about how we missed out on so much pussy when he was young, Gary. Of course I should have been singling ball. Of course. I should have been singling New York. I was so good looking. I don't believe that he was. Why?
Starting point is 00:53:23 According to him, he was really fucking hot. He was a smoke show. According to Opie. I take issue believe that he was. Why? According to him, he was really fucking hot. He was a smoke show. According to the whole thing. I take issue with that. Yeah, you know, I'm not buying it. No, I'm not buying it. I have eyeballs in my head, you know, I can see. Oh man, watching people get old out of their shows
Starting point is 00:53:37 and realize that it sucks. It's kind of a bummer. And you know what the problem is, if he was just on the radio, this wouldn't come up, but he's staring at himself on the screen for 40 minutes at a time as he's doing these live streams and going, oh, geez. And same thing with John, dude, like, oh, what happened to me? Well, I thought at first that whole Vaseline on the lens thing was on purpose for him.
Starting point is 00:53:57 I, I think some of the spittle was on purpose. Yeah. I think some of it. And he's like, oh, I went too far with this one. It was a little streaky. I didn't some of it. And he's like, I went too far with this one. It was a little streaky. Didn't look good. So then OP starts telling a story.
Starting point is 00:54:09 And he brings up a term and then realizes that he stole that and people will call him on it. So he has to admit that he stole it. So then there's a lot of farmers. Farmers are like, I call people that are like tours. You see the farmers in Times Square all the time. I got that term, I got the odds from DICE, the first time he said it, I'm like, it just makes sense. Ant said that you were doing it.
Starting point is 00:54:32 I don't care. I literally stopped reading your comment. I don't give a fuck what Ant says. Oh, Jesus. Every time with this guy, someone's in there going, hey, by the way, it's just a what I Don't care man. It said you were gonna react to this Tell them not tell them I did
Starting point is 00:55:00 You tell it you call a Anthony right now. You tell him. I don't care at all. It doesn't even get me fired up This is OP's thing before we get to the say Anthony Kubi himself, of course. Opi's thing is ripping off other people's mannerisms. So we've talked about it a lot about the whole brother Wee's thing, and then he steals terms from other people that he knows, he just turns it into his personality. And we can tell, it's pretty faithfully obvious for everyone who's observing this. So now we get into the Anthony Cumia talk,
Starting point is 00:55:28 and this is OPI just rewriting history at this point. It's funny because I've been following OPI since he started the podcast, and it's amazing how the story has changed about how OPI and Anthony came to an end and what was going on in the final years there. He is so obsessed with me. I didn't do anything bad to that guy. I did basic regular horse shit
Starting point is 00:55:51 that happens when you're in a relationship with somebody for so long. Just basic crap. I will, I will cop to that. But to the point where he obsesses and tries to knock me down day after day, I didn't do nothing to that guy That deserved that crap
Starting point is 00:56:10 He's not trying to knock you down you knocked you down Won't be you're the reason why you're not successful right now not Anthony not anybody else It's you is the thing is I would you what why would Anthony want to knock you down for what? Knock you off of what where Where are you? Right. Also, Anthony's not thinking about him. No, the only time, the advertisement opened is when he somebody asked him a question and he reacts like this and goes off the rails
Starting point is 00:56:33 and gets all upset about it. And this whole idea that he didn't do anything to Anthony, I remember when he first came on the podcast, he's like, I've been working on myself, I'm seeing a therapist, I know I used to be difficult. I know it was hard to work with. He was admitting all of the stuff. I'm still working on it. Now, he's already gone back to. I was great. I don't know what his fucking problem is. He's an asshole. He ruined everything. It's all ants fall. In the end, he blew up the opian anthony show. In the end, he couldn't help it with his racist crap.
Starting point is 00:57:05 He had to spew that garbage every single day, day in and day out. Behind the scenes, they weren't happy about it. Behind the scenes, they saw that our audience was dwindling. That's not true. OP's trying to say that behind the scenes management, looking at their like, your audience numbers are dumb. They can't measure that. I'm serious. I can't. Everyone knows that. You can't measure who's listening to the signal. And he just went all in. Blue off all the stuff that was great about
Starting point is 00:57:34 him. And that would be just a really funny fucking guy that didn't take things too seriously. He blew all that off to do more and more racist garbage and gun talk and then he couldn't help himself because I'm a massive racist rant and then the company fires him. He blew up the opian Anthony show don't fucking get that wrong ever. Wow. Yeah I know this has really changed a lot because I remember opi saying the show was going to go away anyway You know, it wasn't what it used to be and I was ready to move on and do my own thing
Starting point is 00:58:10 And now it's turned into this was all Anthony's fault and We should all be blaming Anthony for the fact that Opie Anthony isn't around anymore Like this has changed a lot of last couple of years But it is funny that someone logicaludgeco in the Discord is saying, you know, the reason why Opie's angry is because he doesn't have people to torture anymore. He loved being the boss, torturing people, going behind their backs, and going to management,
Starting point is 00:58:35 and HR, and motherfucking people, and getting them in trouble, and he doesn't get to do that anymore. And Opie loves to talk about how he has so many friends and I find this hard to believe. And I'll tell you why. Because someone who has a lot of friends in life, they don't talk like this. A couple of my dear, dear friends that I literally met when I was 18 years old and I'm still friends with to this day, but I have no friends. Yeah, everyone, hang to me. The shop.
Starting point is 00:59:07 Christ, I have too many friends because I got too nice. I got to be an asshole again, because I got to kind of, I got to thin my, my group of friends to be honest with you. I've discovered a tell to be honest with you. Yeah. When he ends a sentence with that, I have too many friends to be honest with you. When he ends a sentence with that, I have too many friends to be honest with you. I'm too good looking.
Starting point is 00:59:29 I have too much air. That was one of the things he said to me. I'm too much air. You think I'm losing my hair? That is a good towel to be honest with you. I'm gonna hone in on that from now on. Yeah, I'm gonna play poker with this guy. That's my goal.
Starting point is 00:59:44 Who says that? I don't, you guys think I know a front I'm more friends I know what to do with. I gotta get rid of some of them. Too many. Yeah I gotta get rid of some of my friends. I'm being an asshole. To get rid of my friends and I'm too nice. Yeah, whittle it down. We talking about. It makes sure of a sense, right? Apparently the merchandise is not selling very well for O.P. Ad here. He has a theory on why that is. The problem is a lot of people just don't want Opie on their shirt. Opie is like such a dumb name.
Starting point is 01:00:11 Yeah. It's a dumb guy, a dumb name. And some really dumb shirts make a dumb decision. Yeah. That's why he's selling Ruizing shirts, because let's say Opie on it makes sense. This is the last clip I have from Opie. And he's very proud of himself.
Starting point is 01:00:27 He finally has a viral video. It's the thing he's been trying to do since video started being shared on the internet. Is this a sunset? This is all he's ever wanted to do. No, he'll explain it here. This is our TikTok. I put a video of Pete Davidson talking about how Trump
Starting point is 01:00:44 can't read. Whoa. I lit up TikTok for the last five days. Lit it up. Then the TikTok has 2.8 million views and people are out of their minds. Good job, Opie. He went.
Starting point is 01:01:02 We got a video that people are watching. By early using somebody else's stuff. Correct. Yeah. Okay. In fact, I want to check out this video. I'll play it for you here in some like 24 seconds. Donald Trump. He doesn't really know how to read. There was a sketch that we wrote where he's at Disneyland with his daughter and the line is, uh, all right.
Starting point is 01:01:20 Let's get out of here. Turkey legs. Like, let's, like, go get true. Legs. He doesn't know how to read so he went all right, let's get out of here turkey legs He called his daughter So that's the video that's going viral That Pete Davidson said the Trump couldn't read I got to be out of the uh call your dirty turkey legs is funny said the Trump couldn't read. I gotta be out of the, yeah, call your dirty turkey legs. It's funny. I'm gonna trouble politicians to anything with that. That's actually kind of a funny life. I've been called turkey legs a time or two. I get that joke. I think it's pretty good.
Starting point is 01:01:56 What I say I want to talk about is the Ethan Ralph thing. I touched on this when we did the bonus show yesterday with Andy, Ralph sent out a tweet. And I guess Kaya was talking about Ralph on the official podcast, because one of the guys asked him, like, you will follow Lowell cows on the internet, like who's big right now?
Starting point is 01:02:16 And Kaya goes, oh, Ethan Ralph, you won't believe it, blah, blah. So then Ralph tweets out, no idea who this Kaya pussy is, but he's desperately trying to get my attention. First the loser who runs and tags me and they were these podcasts, had them on to watch a hit on me without any warning or options to respond, even though I met that snake in real life, they both suck hard from my small sampling.
Starting point is 01:02:40 So because we met him, I was supposed to give him a warning or an option to respond. So I wrote back and I said, well, we don't warn anyone. I go, this is what I do for a living, I make fun of podcasts, we don't warn anyone, and everyone who I make fun of has a podcast, so they all have an option to respond. Right. Anyone can respond to that.
Starting point is 01:02:57 And I told him, don't take it personally, it's not a personal thing, it's what I do. And he came right back with, oh, I do take it personally. Well, that's not you, that Ethan. I don't know what to tell you. So Ethan did a show just recently and was talking about me. So I just have the clip here. Feel free to tell me to stop at the point.
Starting point is 01:03:16 And then I saw some of that Carl's fans like, why don't you go on his podcast? And I should point out too. He talks about how we met down in Tampa and we did. But I was also on his podcast. And I should point out too. He talks about how we met down in Tampa and we did. But I was also on his show. He forgot all about that. He had me as a guest on his show. I was out there for like a couple of hours. And he totally forgot about that. He never brought that up once. It's almost like he's like drunken out of it. I don't know. Maybe. Yeah. Go figure. And then I saw some of that Carl's fans like, why don't you go on his
Starting point is 01:03:44 podcast? I think I should decided these fake what the fuck What I'm gonna talk to a liar a guy who's very Fibrely lying about me saying for you Carl you can suck my dick is what you can do Lucky old bitch up in Rochester. I know exactly where you are motherfucker. What's that supposed to mean? I wish people would stop with the threats. What's the I know exactly where you are You want to talk all that shit you want to roll with all these faggot's lying about me? I got something for you bitch fuck you I don't give a fuck about you or your bullshit show. Yeah, I can tell I can tell you don't give a fuck This is after he spent 40 minutes complaining about kayaking the official fine.
Starting point is 01:04:27 I'm gonna shit about your show to be honest. So your mother fuckers want to keep fucking around. I don't give a fuck. I think I've proven that over the last six months. You're proving it now. Yeah. You're proving how much you doesn't give a fuck by talking about.
Starting point is 01:04:43 Lie about me. You want to bring on this. If this lie lie about me fuck you. That's what I say I'm not studying John. I don't give a goddamn. I didn't watch our show Wait a second. He's starting up by saying I don't care. I don't watch. They're just dropping a big name coincidence I'll sit here and make shows on your bitch ass every fucking day and get paid Don't threaten me with a good die. I know. Jesus Christ. Uh-oh He's that's not a judge. It's gonna do shows about me. Oh, no I'll sit here and make shows on your bitch ass every fucking day and get paid for it and go harder than you've ever imagined
Starting point is 01:05:17 I don't give a shit and my audience is gonna love it every fucking minute of it So that's what I say to you. This ain't starting to join, bitch. Welcome to the jungle. That's what I say. Fire it up. Keep lying. He's not having fun.
Starting point is 01:05:35 No. The problem with Ethan is that he's not having any fun with us at all. We treat the show like a rose is why it's fun. Yeah, well. He wants to go to people's houses. Because I got all the time in the world and I got all the shows in the world to fuck with you. I'm a little overweight. I don't think I have all the time in the world. You look like Carl from Rochester, New York, Carl. Oh, he knocks
Starting point is 01:06:00 me. That's just as simple as I can say it You want to talk shit and pre-ing on Twitter? I'm gonna talk shit on these shows I'm gonna go through your whole fucking history on these fucking shows my history. Are you talking shit on Twitter? What I told you I responded to them. Like don't take it personally. We do this. This is why I do for a living We wrote shows. I wouldn't that shit, Todd. No, I was actually very polite about it. I'm sure. Um, so anyway, yeah, apparently he's gonna go through my whole history. Uh-oh, starting with your report card. Hey, yeah, great.
Starting point is 01:06:33 Hmm. If that's what you want to do, that's perfectly fine with me. I don't give a fuck. That's great. I need somebody else to shinnon. So I haven't put Revenge pouring up on the internet of my acts I don't have a kid that I don't see your talk to I don't know. He's talking about my history I'm not the one who needs to be worried about people go through people's history
Starting point is 01:06:53 Some old over the hill to dunk on let's get to be my hobby That's getting to be a great fucking hobby. I'm on fun. I ain't over the hill I'm in the prime of my fucking career and I'm ready to take down another All right, so Doesn't seem like it'd be a good route to go With Ralph. He's gonna take everything so seriously. Why not like make a joke or have a little bit of fun What is his show? I didn't even understand does he think his show gave you made fun of it? It's not a good show Of course I'm gonna make fun of it any show can get me from it. What's basically one that's hosted by Ethan Ralph
Starting point is 01:07:24 He doesn't do prep. He doesn't know what he's talking about. It's boring. It's long. There's nothing going on. I watch his. He's watching MSNBC and he's watching the show on MSNBC and he's just sitting there watching it and then he pauses it after two and a half minutes.
Starting point is 01:07:38 He goes, shut up, bitch. Brilliant. Brilliant, Ethan. Good stuff. Yeah, really good stuff. Yes. This could really good stuff. This could be a podcast. So anyway, that's all I have to say about that is I just, I'd love for us to have a
Starting point is 01:07:56 little back and forth. I can tell us there's not going to be fun. Yeah, well, watch your back. With that guy, yeah. So never mind, hey, what have we done today? We've done it all. We have done it all. Very good, Jenny Jingles.
Starting point is 01:08:09 You're learning. We talked about Chad Cast. We played some songs from Canadian Matt and Mr. Magenta. Stuttering John can not pronounce his best friends name and refuses to learn how to do so. Tommy got a DIY to spaceship. OP is able to wash his balls, but that is knees. Apparently. So you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.
Starting point is 01:08:34 This is the part of the show we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next WATP. And you know the midweek episodes are where we like to go back and dunk on some shows that we've already talked about. Not this time. This time we have a brand new show to review. Hello everybody, this is Mike Typhon. This is my co-host, Bash. My CEO, Chad, and the one in only, Mr. Rick Flair. Now listen, I need to know a few things. You said you started wrestling in 1972. Listen, I've been a wrestling fan, I've been watching you forever.
Starting point is 01:09:23 I've been a wrestling fan before even talking about boxing. And that's why when I'm on my, my, my, my monestay and I'm talking on the baddest man I've been playing, I learned on that shit from wrestling. So Mike Tyson has a podcast. Oh my God, do you know who I hope he gets on his podcast? Dennis Rodgers. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:40 That would be amazing. We're all thinking it. Yeah. Yeah. Fudge or go into the discord. It's at the same thing. Yeah, Jenny Jiggles not looking at the disc cards. I just not. Parallel thinking there.
Starting point is 01:09:49 Oh, yeah. This is a show called Hot Boxing with Mike Tyson. And we have Adam Hughes coming on the show to discuss an episode where he has Rick Flair on. And Rick Flair, of course, they just had a roast that Chouli was on. Vinnie was there. He had his last match ever Vinnie is and maybe that's tonight either way Vinnie is there of course Yeah, Vinnie got his photo take with Rick Flair. I saw I know live in the dream. Well, I don't know what else he has to live for after this
Starting point is 01:10:17 He's done it all right pizza. Good point. He hasn't eaten every pizza Still more pizza. All right. You bring up a compelling point there, Jenny. Don't worry about Vinnie. He's got lots to look for. So that would be fun. Jenny, anything that you want to promote? No. You know, I was going to ask that. I asked every fellow. I was like, wait, what? Well, thank you for coming over and doing the show with us.
Starting point is 01:10:46 Oh gosh, thanks for having me. Yeah, this has been, this has been a lovely home. Well, thank you. We call it a studio, but yeah. You have a lovely basement. Please join us again next week. It might be the episode we found out once and for all. Who are these podcasts?
Starting point is 01:11:02 Sleep well every part. Starting in the must-visse of Morning Radio. I'm down to show these clothes right now. Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Internet. From the Facebook group, JackStand writes, we need more OP content and post an unflattering picture of the Obster.
Starting point is 01:11:26 Shay comments, him and John look a lot alike. Scott Stokes, the funny never ran through him. Owen reminds us, this husk was once a highly paid shop job. Travis opines, he looks like I feel. Over at YouTube, we get comments regarding the Stutt Jones Clawed Toilet Bragg video. The real John Doe. Just when you think SJ has reached the zenith of disgustingness, Alan Katz. Wait, John is dabbling in plumbing, cartology, and DIY work too?
Starting point is 01:11:56 Folks, we have been far too harsh in our assessments of John. He's truly a Renaissance man, the Michelangelo and Leonardo da Vinci of our times. Don Juan bravely shares, I'm an addict. Stuttering John is my drug. W-A-T-P are my dealers. One bag travel. Damn, that happy day's parody is killer and has all of John's amazing qualities. Bravo!
Starting point is 01:12:21 At Reddit, we find comments about the jacked up circleback. Gettie Lee's thumb says, I now want House producer Chris to oust House hamburger from their unjust tyranny and for him to take his rightful place on the WATP Iron Throne. Outside Command, Chris and Kroge episode, aka The Real CNC Music Factory, and in reference to alleged earthling Tommy's recent DUI, we've got some compelling comments, traditional memory. I guess he will use his one phone call in jail to FOOOOOOON HOAAA. Damon, ahaha nightman, everyone knows you can't fly UFO while drunk. Cheap side mirrors, carl reviews the show, and now this happens. Fix it 403. He's from the same planet as Tommy Wiseau. Lawyer's guns and money. He should have been drinking monster energy. Frank the tank.
Starting point is 01:13:13 Thanks for letting the monkey out of the bottle. Jimmy Mettle. He got arrested by Jupiter Police. Damn, you know that alien on alien crime. Joey Rock. So his middle name is Patrick, and that other Stuttjo Krony's last name is Michael's? Doesn't take a cat in water to let the horse out of the cave on this one. And Lucky High plays us out with, I swear Carl has booed the dolls. We will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, There's nothing to show. Where are you at? You're in a different... She's in the brig. You different surroundings are out here today? Yeah, no, we're moving shit into our house.
Starting point is 01:14:12 Congratulations. Thank you. I'm sitting on the floor. The cops on the floor? That's easy. Lucky. All right. Well, people are saying, blink twice if you need the police. That's fine.
Starting point is 01:14:24 I hate that band. All right. Well, people are saying blink twice if you need the police. I hate that band. Do you have new reviews? I know that we cut you off last time because you had so many reviews. So we have new reviews to read this week. I do. I have three for you. Great. Um, so this first one is Apple podcast needs a zero star option by Caravan fan number one. They say I normally don't mind giving a one-star review for a podcast, but then I listen to who
Starting point is 01:14:51 are these podcasts. This show is a terrible knockoff throwback to Shock-Jock radio. It's not even a good attempt at it. And adding Stuttering John only cemented my theory here. With like a pointer emoji. Super weird. Please ban this podcast for lack of quality and entertainment value. I'm gonna say that's probably like a one-star view. That's not very good.
Starting point is 01:15:18 Wow. I was getting used to hearing positive lots for so long. That went stung pretty hard. Did. Yeah. I don't know how it go on. It's gonna take me a while to recover from that. Yeah. positive ones for so long. That went stung pretty hard. I don't know how it go on. It's gonna take me a while to recover. Yeah. Alright. There's a lot of words to say I suck. If you don't like the show to say you suck, it's fine.
Starting point is 01:15:36 It was. Yeah. And the emoji. I know. Well, he really hates stuttering John. So he's taking that out on you. But this next one is so metta by evil Lucas. He said so, dot dot dot. It's a podcast that makes fun of other podcasts. How meta? How funny and clever, except no it isn't. And this show is so repetitive and cringey. They badly want to make MST3K or how did this get made, but for and a lot of times pods that are better and funnier than these Dopes Um
Starting point is 01:16:10 Those weird. There's a lot of pods out there. Don't waste your time on this So that's definitely someone who hosts a show that we made fun of You could tell You could tell by the way that was worded. Do you think it's Ethan Ralph whenever they write? Oh, they make fun of shows are funnier than their show. That's how I always know they're the host of a show that sucks is another one-star review, Vic It is oh man happy she is So excited about it Um, I have one more for you all right. Can we get can we end on a positive note today?
Starting point is 01:16:42 Yeah, okay. Sounds like no. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to try to hurt her. So Shannon Balekter says used to be a lot more fun. They say I started listening a couple of years ago and enjoyed the show quite a bit. Seems like Carl had more fun with the bad podcasts. Now it's just mean spirited hate. This show barely seems political years ago. Now it seems like every other episode
Starting point is 01:17:08 is about some bad-letting podcast. It's just tiresome. Hope to check back one day. You stupid fucking problem. I'm not fucking. Wow, so is that another one, Star Review? It's a two-star. I was like, I got two.
Starting point is 01:17:22 Did you use that? I know, yeah, she's so light that job. There's that. Interesting. You couldn't have reviewed me back when you liked the show? Yeah, at the time you reviewed us. Don't wait till you get sick of it.
Starting point is 01:17:32 And then review us. That's fucked up. There's not a lot of hate here, but I just want to point out that most hate is mean spirit. I don't want a nitpick. All right, well, let's see what's going on with our voice values. Maybe that won't cheer me up. That's a one that's ours.
Starting point is 01:17:50 Hey, Carl, I'll tell you what makes me a rage this week. Ron Scholey, chicks that you go out with, or even just meet in public. And they wear a fucking green day shirt, and it says dookie right on the bottom of it, right? You see that? A hot topic, sponsors, whatever. And you say, hey, nice dookie shirt. And they get mad because they think it means shit, but they don't know what green day is, because they're dumb ass 21 year old dipshit. is because they're dumb ass 21 year old dipshit. And you're 24.
Starting point is 01:18:25 Like I'm 24. And they're 21. But, yeah, that's what makes me outrageous. We fuck those languages when I find. The story is oldest time. At 24 year old, Jason. Everyone can relate to that, Bob. All right.
Starting point is 01:18:44 So apparently people here advertising during our show I don't know why that's happening. But they're not always all that well targeted to people. I know it's tired to talk about your pre-roll ads but they think I'm some sort of entrepreneur but I'm just retarded. So the algorithm doesn't get right 100% of the time, every time they get. It's not correct. All right, Paco gave us a call. He wanted to give us an update on his relationship with Meredith, because I was speculating that they had made up or something.
Starting point is 01:19:20 Yeah, we're across the Mandi-Cop Paco. Yeah, so I guess you have me and Meredith squash the beef. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. We just squashed it. It's all good and mad love and respect. You know, shout out to Meredith. That's how that's going to go.
Starting point is 01:19:39 You know, that's all you need to know. We're talking about though. You don't need anything. You don't need any more information than that you know the thing why do you so mad stop acting on Carl you hold it down you know that's my homeboy you really got my back you know it's anything happens this goes down yeah shut out to Carl
Starting point is 01:19:58 darling I thought you were going to shout out that's pretty cool squash the beef what does that mean? Sounds disgusting. I don't know if it's a car, but shut up. Is that like, let the cat out of the box? Squash the beef. It's like if Tony Michaels would get that minus the squash. All right. This is Jimmy Hendrix calling it into the show. Finally. All right, this is Jimmy Hendrix, colleague of the show. Finally.
Starting point is 01:20:26 J-I-M-Y. Oh, yeah, the two bad. The folk singer. Hey, Carl, this is Jimmy Hendrix with a Y. This is how I talk. First of all, I do exist. So fuck you. I am a real person.
Starting point is 01:20:39 And that fucking asshole of the other Jimmy Hendrix. Oh, my god, Dan Carrier. You see, I actually wrote a song called all over the wash tower He thought it was all on the wash tower He stole it in my life's work. I'm still giving that shit. Oh, what do you do? It is to cover fuck you He was in on it too. He's on a piece of shit. I'm fucking glad that apple. Show to death on his own vomit Shout out to the Jack the review show guys are finally telling my story. Alright, call me back. Sorry about
Starting point is 01:21:10 that. Wow. So we missed all that. Wow. No idea. But look at I live and I learn and when I learn OJETA, I learn it And I do it right from now on. Sure. Somewhere over the watch of the world. What's the end of the episode? And heaven and earth. Fuck you, Carl. Bukaki, Cleveland, coming in hot.
Starting point is 01:21:41 But that's pretty good. All right, what else is going on? Oh, this is pretty funny. I like those. It's a jacked up jacked down jacked back. I'll break it up. It's the best of both worlds. Yeah, that's a new teacher. But it says Opie on the back. So no, it lots. That's a new teacher. But it says Opie on the back, so no one wants it. Steve and Dave. Alright.
Starting point is 01:22:10 Barry from Escondido called. Okay. I always get these confused. I don't want to get it wrong. I don't want to get a card of mad at me. Cardiff didn't send me a game this week, did he? What's up with that? What the fuck, Cardiff?
Starting point is 01:22:23 Yeah, I'm a text doctor Steve. I mean, Cardiff right now. That's good. What's up with that? What the fuck, Cardiff? Yeah, I'm a text doctor Steve, I mean Cardiff right now. That's good. What's up with that? Doctor Electric. Hey Carl, Barry from Escondito, giving you your John Melendez Zillow update. Please. He still has not gotten any offers on his house.
Starting point is 01:22:44 Yeah. Or at least Zillow indicates smell offer. He's asking 424,000 for that townhouse right next to the Home Depot. Wow. By the way, he bought it in 2016 for 205,000. So if he could sell it at the asking price he's doubling his money that is Vegas doubling his money in six years not bad but it doesn't look like he's getting much action that's all I can say from my escondito very reporting I'll keep you posted as to what's going on with stuttering John alright what's good to have a field reporter
Starting point is 01:23:25 Yeah, correspondent Barry Isn't he? He's an L.A. though, right? Who? John Yes, John's in Canoga Park How is anything that inexpensive in L.A.? It's 975 square feet I know, but he's a very nice one How many pieces? What's the square feet is your new house, Therabek?
Starting point is 01:23:42 1500 Yeah, yeah John's you moved to Norfolk People people drink in Norfolk you would get a lot very well over there. You'd find friends immediately. No, it's great I mean for the low low price of 250,000. I have a strip club that I can see from my front porch of 250,000. I have a strip club that I can see from my front porch. Oh, he put a carrier waiting in that neighborhood. Wow. Yeah, I did. Cool. All right. I was looking exactly for it. Yeah. There's a strip club where my band used to pry it as a cross-street. And it was good because you can get like a whiskey before
Starting point is 01:24:23 practice and you know people would shoot into the place or tie it at the time But not when you're there and I'm not there at 2 a.m. But a lot of drugs a lot of problems That's a strip club. Yeah, it brings us a shady characters. Yeah, I'm on that. Is that a library? One of the first was like six months pregnant. Yeah, it was upsetting One of the first was like six months pregnant. Yeah. It was upsetting. What kind of practice was it?
Starting point is 01:24:48 Stripping for two. Oh, I believe it was. BANFRIEND! It was spandry. Fursal. What the fuck? All right. Oh, this is a guy who's super-chanted, Jerry Bannedfield.
Starting point is 01:25:02 Carl, this is Phoenix from Soul Psych. Jerry Bannedfield just did a lot. Um, Cotto. This is Phoenix from SoulFike. Jerry Banfield just did a line. Phoenix from SoulFike. This is my buddy who's in that band that we talked about a few months back. My bad Phoenix. Cotto. This is Phoenix from SoulFike. Jerry Banfield just did a live stream.
Starting point is 01:25:19 That was pretty amazing. I had dropped a few super chats. The first one I was asking him about his stand-up and Portugal and what his favorite joke was from his least favorite joke. He actually sort of played the video and reacting to it. And then he propped it up on the screen and like had him just reacting and he was just bombing and he was taking note of that. After all that, I asked him about some of his newer jokes that he could tell, like in comparison to the old material,
Starting point is 01:25:51 and he pulled this pile out of his trash on his computer and he just had all these like one liners. I was like, I wish I had worse sex with Christ in high school and non jokes just like someone commented they were journal entries more than jokes and he acknowledged as well. And then last and not least, an hour and 15 minutes in, I got him to this voice message. You have to have people. I don't know if it's too birthday today, probably not.
Starting point is 01:26:23 One in 365 chance, so I'll take those odds. Now we're in 15 minutes in, he says it, and then the Super Track comes up, and then he says it again. So I got you two audio samples of him wishing you a birthday, and it did specify on screen crawl with a K. Yeah, I'll send you an email at these time stamps of all the get stuff to buy awesome on screen call with the K. I'll send you an email at these time stamps of all the super chest, but I love your show huge fan.
Starting point is 01:26:53 We're all huge fans. Keep up the great work. Thank you. Thanks for supporting Jerry Banfield. He's a friend of the show in my opinion. So that's great. If it gave me a birthday shot, I'll take it. It's not my birthday, but I'll take it. Sounds good to me. So when you wish someone birthday, you just go birthday.
Starting point is 01:27:12 Yeah, it's weird. Yeah. Hey, Carl, DG for Michigan here. Just enjoying our cures on my lunch break and wanted to say this content is brought to you by all above all. A portion justice can't wait. Deciding our own path is our right. Whoever we are, wherever we live. But our future is our underscored. We won't be shamed, bullied, or punished, or our decisions. Imagine a bolder world that works for each of us. We're working for working place there when you need it. We'll keep fighting for abortion justice until we win. Join us. Got abortions or hilarious? I love your show and all the targeted advertisements.
Starting point is 01:27:54 Very exactly what I'm looking for everything to show. I'm on, man. I don't know how you do it. Other than that, though, love the show. Really like to see a Medicare or a RCA down the show in the future. Call me back. Me too. I have no talk to both of those guys. And it's interesting that now all the sun dynamic added search is happening in the voicemails. Yeah, I don't know the technology that even does that, but that's pretty neat. This one's for you, Vic. Yeah, great. Hey, Carl.
Starting point is 01:28:24 I just wanted to say that Vic is looking great with that Karen haircut. It really works for her. All right. That's the entire call. Fuck yourself, bye. I think that was sarcasm, but I really could tell. I'll still take it as a compliment on Kenny. All right. Well, Karen's rarely a couple of that but Karen Herka who knows They were so loud. How loud were they?
Starting point is 01:28:55 They were so loud these blanks talk through the whole movie Racism ads game Producer Chris Hey Carl stucker Dixon here and I want to invite everybody when this shows over to come over to the hyped up analysis hour Starting me today's topic unknown musicians and we'll be talking about a man who somebody's probably never heard of called Ludwig band be so then so we're gonna talk about how his he influenced music and Tucker He influenced music and Tucker. Out. 1,000% Tucker. 1,000% everyone loves Cameron,
Starting point is 01:29:52 Sully Sullivan. What a great addition to the show he's become. Mm hmm. It's just a knowledgeable guy. All right, I have pools to party at to pee in. Ha ha ha. We know. We know you're up to you. Vic, thank you for coming out of reading reviews for us, even though I was not thrilled
Starting point is 01:30:11 with those reviews today. Right. I'm so sorry. You know, let me know how your little vacation house in Florida goes with that Hawaiian shirt. Yeah. So you fucking cook. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:23 Well, it's actually a bananas and blow shirt. It's okay. How unique it's a We're so quirky. I'm so quirky. Wow, it's great. You look quirky guys. Alright, it's alright sleeveless Joe Thanks everybody. Oh, that's right. I always forgot I do this. I got a joke goodbye Goodbye, okay folks Oh, that's right. I always forgot I'd do this. I gotta go goodbye. Goodbye. Okay, folks, guess what? The episodes? Oh, wow! That was a great episode.
Starting point is 01:30:53 That was really great. I don't know. Who gives a shit? Why am I still doing this? I'm out of here. But again, we're only here for one thing. Alright, with the briefcase, we're only here for one thing. And that is for me to get the fuck outta here. Uba-bye.
Starting point is 01:31:08 This is it. It's over. Okay? Goodbye. Wow. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye.
Starting point is 01:31:18 Bye. Bye. Bye. Thank you.

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