Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep332 - Hotboxin' with Mike Tyson

Episode Date: August 4, 2022

Former heavy weight champ and lovable felon, Mike Tyson, hosts a podcast. He can't talk or follow a conversation but thankfully, his cohost is also terrible and no one knows how to edit, normalize, or compress audio. It's every ingredient needed for a shitshow! Adam Hughes joins us all the way from Ireland as we listen to celebrities do everything they can to stay on Tyson's good side. Then Shuli makes an appearance as we discuss Stuttering John's latest legal threats and expose him for being the biggest hypocrite ever. And QF, yes, you finally got our attention. We address these guys who explain to us who you're allowed to make fun of and who you aren't allowed to clown when hosting a roast-style podcast. If you could send me the complete list of rules that would be very helpful dummy. https://www.youtube.com/c/HughezyEntertainment Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm your host, Kara, with me today. A man who perpetuates the stereotype that all Irish people are drunk, stupid, and smell like farts. From its hugey hello, it's Adam Hughes. Welcome back to the show, Adam. And thank you for having me back on count a car and thank you for leaving like the real she's comments that made me go in life people do the funny thing is that I had the introduction for you already written

that you came out and you filled it like three or four other stereotypes well I still like that I'd like to start off the show by apologizing to you because this show selected today, I thought it would have been a lot of fun because everybody loves Mike Tyson. Sure. He's so likable that he ripped the woman and nobody gives a fuck.

So he started this podcast and I thought, this will be fun to make fun of and it was born as fuck Teasing a show yeah, you have your own show. This is the wrong way to do it. I haven't done the introductions yet You're like by the way this is going to suck. Just grab one and I know no, it's gonna be great I have great clips you have great clips can be fun today Oh, it's gonna be great. I have great clips. You have great clips. It's gonna be fun today.

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Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Hot Box. It was Mike Tyson. Ooh, this is a surprise by that. This is a suggestion from Husey. We have both listened to it separately. We have not discussed it with you on the beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Sebastian Joseph Day and Mike Tyson. And I have to say, this is the least professional podcast by celebrity I've ever heard. And that's saying something. Yeah, the thing about the show, which I've never mentioned before that I did enjoy it. And Tyson's reappefected and didn't have it as bad as having the listen to this shit.

It is the thing about Mike Tyson. He's openly, he's been very open about the fact that he's a so-called recovered drug addict and alcoholic. But in the middle of these shows, he smokes fucking Bob Marley levels of marijuana and takes mushrooms, so he's hallucinating. mushrooms so he's hallucinating. Also, what makes it really bad is his guests are shitting themselves terrified because the greatest fighter of all time is sitting right there and he's hallucinating horns coming out of your head. Also, he's a rapist. Since he's sent that, I have a clip that I want to play. I listened to the episode where Dave Portinoi was his guest. And Dave Portinoi is always fond to listen to. And this is specifically what you're talking about. And I'm gonna be honest, I got a text,

if we're just saying it, I got a text getting, so I had to take a helicopter to get here. I got a text on the helicopter like, Mike may not be here, he's in a mood. I'm like, what the fuck is happening? That's the last thing you want to hear going like Tyson, you might be a move. I'm like holy shit.

My wife got name for me. She's Mike Ike and Mike with my name, baby. So Port Doyot is a way to do this show. It's like it might not happen to him. He's in a mood. It's like what? I don't want to talk to this guy. He's in a mood.

And then Mike Tyson goes, yeah, sometimes my wife calls me Ike. Oh, I know what that means. Yeah, I get it. That like oh, I know what that means That's not good that's not a good thing Because he's black I turn or you Yeah, I think it's hard and you know All right, so because he turned the rolling stones, but I'm sure as you course when W ATP starts to show you have a new intro Prepared every time really sets the mood,

really sets the excitement, we'll just put it back out. Yeah. Well, if you go to Clip 1, that I sent you, Mike Tyson interviewed his therapist called Sean O. And this is the intro that's going to set the mood to get you pumped up.

My mom had to support three kids, my sister and my brother, and you know, she moved us to a funky place, and I was there, and then about six months into that, I was kidnapped. And I was used for child pornography, and I was tortured. And the people put a gun in my head, and they threatened to kill my brother, my sister, if I ever told anybody. And at the time I was the fourth,

best-long distance run in the country. My dream was to fall asleep, pre-fontained to Oregon. I never ran again. I became a street prostitute, mostly men, and I'm women. I'm a footballer in John Feebite, I'm my 14, and I'm out of prison a couple times. And here we are.

Wow, that's how the show starts off, huh? That's how it starts off. And then some time ago, it was going to help Mike Tyson with his mental problems. That's his therapist. Oh, boy. Yeah. That's generally the tone of every episode. There's an episode that he did with the bell bow.

It was really fascinating. They spoke about how cancel culture was bad. There was a grind brick and topic and I'm so glad. Yeah, I'm fine. He's someone who drutz that. Yeah, I mean, it is, but isn't it really can't save to use to You can't get away with rapes. It's horrific You get canceled it for raping a girl these days. It's crazy So when Tyson started the podcast and I see he had this giant fucking expert ball player guy

With him for whatever reason he got fired. He was white guy with him. For whatever reason he got fired, he was white. He has since been replaced by another gentleman that's black, not that that matters, I don't know why you're laughing. And he is fucking horrific, and that he doesn't listen to what the guest has just said. Clip 2, it's from an interview that Mike Tyson did with a fellow rapist Rick Flair. I met the athlete Rick Flair. Rick Flair is telling the story about how his son died maybe a decade ago at a very young age and we really hear how the co-host immediately doesn't give two fucks. Tell me how many children do you have? I had four. of blots wheels two boys and two girls the last one and uh 2013 here I was I was gonna hear that so let's talk about the undertaker he'll be the fourth person to be

inducted in the w w e how do you feel about that I hope that's a bad at it because otherwise give that said speaking of death the dead bonds having a match with Holkogen your son's dead do you think he'll rise from the dead you know I have an example of this atom where I would have thought that they'd have Sebastian on because Mike Tyson

can't talk very well and you need at least one person out the show you know as a death's right is proven you need at least one person who could talk but no right out of the gate, they're talking to the portanoi about his favorite basketball team and this is how Sebastian pronounces that. Could they say, you're a troublemaker, man, this guy.

Who said that? I don't see that on the sheet. He said that. Trouble maker, it's all point of view, I guess. So let's talk about the assault tics first. Yeah, I'm a big Celtics fan. How are you feeling right now? Let's talk about the Celtics.. Yeah, I'm a big Saltix fan. How you feeling right now? Let's talk about the Saltix. Who put up with that word Saltix?

Never heard that before. That's the great thing about Tyson. I have a good one here to clip six because as we mentioned, he's on hallucinogenic drugs and he eats mushrooms like a cartoon word, like he's really scoffing them and right in the middle of talking about Vince McMahon and other gentlemen of the night, my Tyson turns into golem. How's it going behind the scenes? Who? Fence? McMahon.

McMahon? The best. He'll tell you that. He's the best. He'll ask nothing of you. That's the best thing I can say about Vince Hill, that's nothing of you he wouldn't do himself. And he'll pay a lot of money to do it.

Yeah. You might not like it, but he'll pay it. Yeah. And he gives you the opportunity to prove how good you are. And if you're not any good, the breaks through, he's very honest. There's no bullshit with this thing, man. You never say anything bad about him. He helped my family with it. Never on bottom, rock bottom.

Yeah. Mike Tyson, I've always enjoyed the way that he spoke, but he's more brain dead than he is, brain undead at this point, and the way that he talks in this weird high pitch gravel, which I've never heard anyone else do that, or pull that out before. So this is an example of Dave Portney talking about how he tried to get his picture with Gucci main

when he went to this basketball game because his girlfriend is a big fan of Gucci main. So he's like, oh, my girlfriend likes this guy. I don't know who he is, but whatever. I'll get my photo taken with him. And let's say the Tyson not understanding this at all. My girlfriend's a gigantic Gucci main fan. I want it no Gucci main if he's walking on the street

and past Nautikucci main guy. I'm not just I Nautikucci main. I'm not a rock guy. I'm not a girl fan about Gucci main. What's up? You're girlfriend of Gucci main. She yeah, yeah, I just I not a Gucci man. I'm not a right guy. I'm about what you mean Girlfriend a little Gucci. Yeah, yeah, she's she was a big fan The way bike was a like yeah, ask her girlfriend about them. Yeah, no, I know she knows who he is Yeah, ask her ask her about it. Yeah, no, she's told me about the guy. No, now I know So then Dave explains the way he met his girlfriend was through Instagram by sliding into her DMs

and Mike does not know what that means at all. So he accuses Dave of being a pervert, which may or may not be true. But the way he does this is hilarious. So Dave has to explain to him that that's not what it is. Slide in the DMs? No, he're not doing it. How's that per- Oh, so wait, okay. Paddy per- At this time, slides into a DM. What was the reason slides come from, dude? Well, he does his Instagram,

and be like, hey, what's up? That's like dating, man, it's not them. At that point, I don't know, you dating my mind? No, I'm dating her real life. So, she's like a real person. She's a human, she's my girlfriend. It's on the app. And what you do is you're able to message people. Are you not on Instagram at all, Mike?

Well, listen, if I am, I don't, I don't know how to do it. It's turning on. Yeah. Let me say this time. Nothing pervy about sliding to a girl's dance. I don't do that, Tom, but no, that's not weird. Everybody does that.

Mike doesn't, there's no idea. Well, what kind of slides were you using? No, sliding to your T.E.bs. That's not, it sounds like they exhumed red fox. Yeah, it does. That is happened. That is it. Yeah. They're also terrified of them. The people that never want to say anything to risk triggering this beast that't going to call him a savage. This wild macho man. But if you go to, I'll give you an example, a clip for this series, as you mentioned,

the high-taction isn't really aware of the world. Somebody mentions the world, Aruksmith, which then triggers Mike Tyson to start singing his favorite Aruksmith song. Oh, good. Can't wait to find out what this is. You know, I go with Mike to Colorado and it's like an Aru Smith concert. We went to Colorado for a Tyson 2.0. And let me guess it's I can't get no satisfaction. That's going to be my glasses favorite Aru Smith song.

Let's say it's a set. People are camping overnight. And it's just and then people people come in with telling stories. And I see in both of them, like, they just bring back a lot of memories. Hey baby, we're gonna make you move. We're gonna make you move. We're gonna make you move.

Dad, dad, dad, dad. I went with the stowels. I shouldn't have known that was happening. Yeah, that was pretty pretty close, man. Yeah, that's how it's up. You know, you know, Erasmith, fuck yeah, dude. There was a lady who swears. Sweet child of mine.

It's the best. But the thing, the greatest part about that is that episode, direct fire, episode is on YouTube, well, they're all on YouTube. But when he does that, and when you see him gradually getting more and more high, you didn't just see the tension in the room, because it's like, he's not, he's gonna explode, and then now he's gonna explode,

and he could kill me, and he's in work out here. And that, that's what makes it, like on paper, it seems like a great idea. Yeah. I'll get in the room And my t-shirt will do a podcast and you're like, oh shit, that's my t-shirt So oh there's that guy with the short fuse who's three times my size and knows how to throw a pod. So deep This is gonna go well Yeah, the greatest heavyweight of all time just signed on song song Wow. Yeah, the greatest heavyweight of all time

just signed on Sean. Oh my, I call him a big dumb retard. No, I think Wikipedia actually changed their page that day. They said, no, this is not what Erasmith's saying. No, that's a fucking bike type said. The Erasmith's greatest hits I've got changed after that. That's an apple in the fantastic hip hop act.

Well, here's another example of what you're talking about. Dave Portnoy's talking about this female UFC fighter. We so he's got a partner in crime Molly the meatball. Yeah, so yeah, tell me about Molly. Yes, but Molly Molly the meatball. Well, tell me about Molly meatball Molly. That's that what he said. So then he goes on and tries to explain Molly Meatball. And for some reason Tyson just triggers something else in his mind that no one else knows what he's talking about. So that's his training partner who's also electric on the microphone. She won her last knockout. I'm going to get this guy named Bullet too.

Remember when he was playing with fans? Somebody was'm gonna get this guy named Bullet II, remember when, who's Bull? Tank was fighting somebody and there was some big black guy named Bull. Oh, yeah, I never heard of him before, but not missing out these bullets and stuff. Bigger than nicknames, all of his buildings. So she had an unbelievable knockout her last fight as like a spinning elbow.

And Port noise amazing. He goes, yeah, yeah, everyone has nicknames. Anyway, the point, I'm sorry to make is, what about Bullets? I'm like, what do you mean? What are you talking about? That's a good point boys greatest fighter But of course speaking of MMA and you mentioned gollum turning up. Yeah, this is kind of a long-race clip But they they how to do you watch UFC? I don't

Well just recently there was a lady who fought among the new years and lost a common member named Jeanette or something. She came into the room. Wait, no, I think I know who it was. It was Mali, Meatball Mali. It was who you're thinking. Yes. Meatball, he's a fan of Dead Lapland.

And she came into the room to talk to Tyson and Rick Flair. She must have been fucking terrified, you know. So, Gollum turns up at some point during this to talk MMA. What do you think about Jonathan and Refford? I think she's the greatest female wrestler of all time. I'm not saying I'm a good shit to my daughter. I've actually heard that a couple of times a day from just people that have put together.

A few fights too. Yeah, she's fighting on Tuesday. She's fighting Rhonda Rossi. And we were talking with Juliana earlier, but what's the cross, you know Rick, what do you think the crossovers like from the UFC to the WWE? Because we've seen Brock Lesnar and go back and forth.

We've seen Rhonda come in. We've seen DM Punk go to the UFC and guys ask, what's your thoughts on all? I think it's great, but once again, I was talking with someone to me that's you know, thinking about doing it. You know, it's across over as great you can pull it off. Yeah. I mean, Brock pulled it off. Yeah.

Rhonda did, but I just, Brock pulled it off on the dinner, but I just, there's a couple of people that didn't, so I can block without mentioning him. I can block the left in the field, look at him. I think he's doing great. I mean, wait, I want to go back. I'm the best athlete, but not in my life. I think I got 38 in physical jump,

at 28 pounds. Each dance flat foot and jumps on the apron of the ring. And I go, it's my joke, with I don't want to be the rest learned or ring that's wrestling. When he meets with that jumping, it falls off the apron. He's got a short fuse. But I mean, Ron just crushed the two of the soul. He did different mindsets.

I think, you know, for his time, Brock didn't like the travel. He still doesn't, so he doesn't work full time. A travel is tough. It doesn't matter how tough you are, in your heart and in your head. Traveling every day is not, that's not for everybody. Yeah. Beenets with airports, catching the last flight.

I remember that. The record is fake, but the check is real. Yeah. You just get real. Yeah. We're talking ponderous, man. We're talking ponderous, fucking pines. Yeah. Rikflare. Rikflare sounds young and style. Yeah.

Compared to Mike Tyson. And by the way, you don't tell Rikflare rustling his fake. You don't say that to Rikflare. I guess he could say that I wouldn't. The thing about this, Rikflare, episode, there's particularly by this, the Tyson was by his standards extremely high. Yeah. And at one point, he just stopped

speaking. So the co-host who obviously didn't really follow Rastlin and Norick Flair, started asking them the most generic possible questions. And if you could clip three, I was able to shorten this time to just over a minute and a half. If I didn't, this could be 26 minutes long. Okay. Thank you for doing the service for us. Rick, your persona, you know, your Nikon, like rappers are everywhere, other fighters, they take your swag, they use your swag.

How does that feel? Like just knowing that you've been so influential to generations, generation of people. You know, that's a good question I can ask. You know, I can't do it. But you know link to the song that I was about to be able to play the song. The music I didn't like, and I was able to show that link. I feel sure he's very fast as a fight. And this is all him saying, this is Rick Webb. Yeah, his face is getting taken to stone.

Not him, like, through this giant joint. And he's a good one. Yeah, if he's doing hiking to stone, I'm like, through this giant joint, and he's a good one this time, going, yeah. Just nowhere he is. Yeah. Oh, do it, Command Hooks. We're going ludicrous speed. Yeah, it, perfect. So that was all just Ric Flair

entering a nothing question about rappers, no he is? Yeah, basically the answer to the question is it feels good to be remembered, but he gave it a 26 minute answer, old fuck. Well, it's funny, you're calling out Sebastian for being a bad co-host because I have an example of that. I assume he's on there because you know Mike Tyson is out of it and probably high So you need someone who can probably keep the show moving well

35 minutes into the episode which is probably 25 minutes into the conversation because there's so many ads on this show It is filled with advertising. He says this today, partner. I Definitely Well Dave He says this to Dave Portney, but definitely I definitely Well, Dave shit. I got nothing else to say. We really appreciate it. It's a very amazing guy. I don't wash. I like it I mean is there anything else you like to ask Mike? You see who a Mike Tyson is there any other questions like He's the gas on your show. It's right. I don't you want to ask him? He's also guest on your show. Is there anything else you want to ask him? He's also gonna be asked me I'm gonna ask you real last question.

I don't want to get it. But wait, wait, what was the three names? I don't want to turn them into one of the other names if I ask one of them. If I ask a question he goes from Mike to like, yeah, and then I'm trouble. I wait till Dave Porter is like, I'll ask him a question, but is it gonna piss him off? Cause in that case, I'm out. Why do they put the guests on the spot to know who the interviewer is?

The interviewer is supposed to know the interview we, it's not the other way around. But the thing is, it's for sure. If I'm not a feudsie show, I've been on a feudsie show what, three or four times now? Five. Five times. If I were to come on your show and you say,

what's the favorite episode of mine? What's your favorite? Who do you think's the best guest on my show? I would have to immediately make up a story about watching your show and liking it. And that puts someone on the spot that's not polite or appropriate. I don't like that they do that.

Can we hear my Tyson singing? I don't smoke again. Ha ha ha. Yeah, you like that they do that. Can we hear my Tyson singing? I don't smith again. Yeah, you got that one for Lisa Chris. Oh, sorry. All right, I guess not. All right. So I want to talk about the ad reads that are going out in this show because they are hilarious. Now, what they do is they try to tag team since we're talking about wrestling.

They tag team, the adries because neither of them can talk very well. So it's like, all right, well, if we get both of them doing the copy, maybe that'll work. If someone who loves big cats, I'm all about money lying, baby. They help the hard work and trying to make a change in their life. All you hustles out there putting it on that time, I see you. Money lying gives you entertaining content. So they gave the important words to Sebastian, thankfully. But I wrote down, this is an ad for Moneyline. It's Moneyline. But the way that Mike print out to that, I

had no idea. Money line, baby. Why? about? And then this is, I think, Ad lib a little bit from the coffee here. Our next partner has a product I use literally every day. I started taking AG1 because I hated taking pills environments and wanted to supplement that actually tastes great. It doesn't taste fucking super healthy or anything but it's got a mild feeling when it goes down.

I look forward to taking every morning. Yeah, this fucking advertising is probably be like, fucking great shit. You know, fucking shit don't take like healthy or nothing, but it's pretty fucking good. This is why Dennis Rodman has to go on this show. I have a news for you. Yeah.

And then at the end of that, Adred, listen to Mike Tyson's just heavy breathing. He just sounds unhealthy. This is the ad for a supplement and listen to Mike Tyson's just heavy breathing. You just sound unhealthy. This is the ad for a supplement. And listen to us again, that athletic greens dot com slash hot box and to take ownership over your health and pick up the ultimate daily nutritional insure. It's something someone put a mic inside Adam's pants. It's not helping out, it's out of bed. No, but that's missing what that show is. It's you get a guy in at the start of the show who starts smoking weed. Yeah.

But then by the end of the show, it is usually an hour and a half long. He's completely fucked. He's on drugs and he's shutting down. And he starts becoming a loopy. And then you get on we see the gas want to get the fuck out of there. There was a time he interviewed Jeremy Piven. Yeah. But hilarious guy. Good. Great guy. How many times? Yeah. Great podcast he has.

Yeah. For some reason. How you live in J Piven? Great name. I have a great joke for you all. And for some reason, Piven brought Chuck Sido from the hell, the angels in with them. Sure. And he just, I think just for protection, kids, Mike decided to fucking

have sex or this way, go whatever. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Can we talk about real quick, the guests that Mike Tyson has on his show? I think at this point, we've established that neither Mike nor the co-hosts can talk or form a thought. He has had on and this is just recently David Spade, Bill Marr, Rosie Perez, Steve, oh, I guess that one makes a little bit more sense.

Ric Flair, Keenan Thompson, Joe Roganan the biggest podcaster in the world has been on this show recently Kevin Hart One of the biggest celebrities in the world has been on this show. He is getting A list celebrities coming on this show Listening to diagnosis. I think it's the intimidation factor like you were talking like you don't say no to Tyson You might run into him someday listening to Dr. Nysus, I think it's the intimidation factor. Like you were talking about, you don't say no to Tyson. You might run into him someday. Yeah, I think that this podcast is typical, I think it's the general problem with the LA based podcast.

Yeah. And all they need is a couple of thousand dollars to spend so they can set up a studio. And then they'll all do each other shows like the and it's non-stop and every fucking interview is the same on every show. There's no good podcast from the was at the ace coast. This is the East Coast. They're in New Jersey when they're doing this show. Are there New Jersey for Tyson? I thought Tyson lived in Vegas to be out to the I don't know if that's just the movie that I saw.

I'd be thinking that. By that legitimately he lived in Vegas. Apparently this show is done in New Jersey. Well, then fuck it down. From what I can tell, because they were talking about Dave Porton. I apparently, Dave Porton, I does these pizza reviews and Mike Tyson doesn't understand this at all.

Speaking of eating your pizza reviews. Yeah, it's a lot of people know me. You sell pizza? I eat it. Mike goes, you sell pizza? This is after Dave explained that he started a multi-million dollar company that sold it and he's still the president. And he's telling him all this stuff about how we got his humble beginnings up to like this

huge success. Do you sell pizza? I'm not annoyed. No, I'm not annoyed. No, I've been porting Mike doesn't know about much about any food that he can't pronounce Can we hear him say pizza again? No, I already pulled it off the board. Sorry Maybe Yeah, you have a rape of pizza

I don't think that's what he said. I think he said another line. I think he said so. So the reason why I say it's New Jersey is because they ask them, what's the best pizza here in Jersey City? And then Dave Portney, oh, I've heard it's this place or that place, we're gonna go after the show and try to figure it out and see what's going on.

So I played for you that clip where they go, we're out of questions, you wanna ask the Tampa question. So Dave comes up with a question for him. I love Mike Tyson's answer to us. What do you think of the heavyweight division now? I think there's a lot of opportunity to make a lot of money. Well, they

start fighting each other. They just all fight each other. Yeah. That's what boxing business is all about. People fighting each other and anybody making a lot of money. Two more exciting fights, you always fight each other. What do you think of the heavyweight division these days? Mike, I think everyone should fight everyone

and make a shit ton of money. All right. So true, so true. I don't think he's following boxing very closely. But he's not bad at it. Well, he makes a good point there. Like, you know what my heart is for a boxer to make money, if you don't fight another boxer,

that's true. You do have to fight another boxer in order to get a payday. So he's got that down. Although you love advice by experts, don't you? Yes. Kevin. That's a good job.

It still makes me laugh. Yeah, it's so funny. Yeah. So he had that MMA woman and women on whatever their name was. Who the one that fought him on the new years and this was a big rematch coming up for her. And of course Tyson had that legendary rematch with them of Under Holyfield. We better zero off. And then there was that legendary rematch that he had with Frank Bruno, we fucking blinded him. A beat the living shit on him.

So, um, this is Mike Tyson at the end of an episode. He's fucking on drugs. He's, he's like, Arty Lang and the later days of his satellite stone day. He's like, Arty Lang at 8 30 in the morning. He's wasted. Yeah, he's like already lagging 8 30 in the morning. He's wasted. Yeah. So this is this completely stone cold sober, trained around the clock, MMA fighter, asking the hallucinate and stone sex, the old psychopaths for rematch advice to clip it.

So let me ask you experience wise rematches. Have you obviously you've had rematches in your career? How did they go the second time? The way you wanted them to go. OK. I like them. They went under the law. That's right.

Whatever you think about yourself, you're right. That's right. I think you can take it. Think you're beautiful person. You're right. Yeah. Totally. That's not. I think good dickhead. I think you're beautiful person. You're right. Yeah. Totally. Like that's not the right answer to this specific question. Did you win or lose? Whenever you think it's right. No, that's not true. Did you win or did you lose? There's probably judges there. People had butts out of it. You can't just come up afterwards

like well the judges said I lost, but in my mind I want it. Vegas like fuck. We got to pay on everyone who said Tyson was gonna win this match. Yeah and ironically she did end up losing them on the new news so thanks very much Mike. Yeah thanks for nothing. All you gotta do is one of them in the fight you're gonna win fights. It's not hard. Oh we were talking about this earlier, but again, putting your guest on the spot is a very awkward thing to do. What's your favorite, uh, so obviously growing up, you know, Mike's obviously on big, I can't. Yeah. What's your favorite memory of Mike? What's your favorite memory of Mike? Is the question they have to say, Portney? I don't know. When he bit another boxers ear off in the ring, that was pretty cool. I like this one right now, it's not pummeling me.

That went a lot. I would have been like, aren't I the gas tier? That's not the question you asked. I could tell you about the company I started there, the show that I'm on or any number of things. But there's a clip and obviously I didn't get this one for you, but one where he was interviewed and he was speaking with Kevin Hart.

And Kevin Hart, and it starts off on a very awkward note. But Kevin Hart said, he's like, Hey, Mike, you look great, you're in great shape. Still, the arms looking big, you're looking strong and tight, and just goes, why are you saying this to me? And Kevin Hart's like, I didn't say anything. I got to the wrong thing, whoops. All right, so I want to get into a fun part of this show

because we started this episode of WOTP which usually goes this is gonna suck, everyone's gonna hate it. It's this is great, this is fun. Dave Portino is a fun guest. He's a good get to get on here when you have him with Mike Tyson. So Roger Gideaux, the commissioner of the NFL and Dave Portinoi have a beef with each other because Portinoi is not happy about deflate gate.

This whole thing where Brady got into trouble was suspended by the NFL for the pressure of the football. I'm not going to get into it too much beyond that. But listen to the level of contribution coming from Mike Tyson during this conversation. Before we even continue this, let's talk about Roger Gideau. Yeah, so he's another guy. I'm doing that. I thought he was in the round no way. And I felt like Mr. Roger you socks.

Wait, why did you get kicked out of the Super Bowl? What's going on? I heard you got to tell him about something. Roger Gidell sucks. Everyone knows that. Oh, I'm gonna suck it. Who's Roger Gidell? Dude, Roger Gidell sucks.

So tell him about sucking. You go, Carol. What? What are you talking about? And Dave is amazing because he just said he goes, yeah, everyone knows Roger Gidell sucks. I got it from here. So then he goes to tell this story about how he handcuffed himself to a couple other guys at NFL headquarters in order to get a meeting with Roger Gidell and then they talk

about going to jail for that. So myself, three other guys handcuffed ourselves to each other in NFL headquarters, demanding to talk to Gidele, and we went to jail. We spent the night in jail. I also heard your dad boss credited it, credited it, was it like that? That was for media super bowl day. That was way after the fact. That was like five years later.

We went to media day, which you're in the Super Bowl. You can dress as a trash can. Media day is a circus. Anybody can go to media day. Well, they won't let us in, so we snuck in. Got kicked out, then I went to the Super Bowl and NFL security dragged me out in handcuffs. They put me in.

And you wore a, you were in handcuffs. I'm just confused, so you were legit sitting down in Super Bowl watching me. Half time, Super Bowl, paid for my seats. What's with you in the handcups? Is a sexual fantasy? Are you not following the story at all, mate? And that's to do with DMs.

Yeah, I was sliding in the handcups. It's one of those shows that, it's one of those podcasts that's so bad that it makes you grit. Yeah, honestly, this episode, I was surprised the way you set this one up, because this episode I found highly entertaining. So then Dave Portner, no, keep in mind,

they tried to end this show at 35 minutes in. We're now 60 minutes into the show, because all of a sudden they're like getting rolling in with the conversation. That's what I mean. The least professional podcast with a celebrity on it, I've ever heard of my life. There was a 32 second pause between the commercial

and coming back from the break. Like things are just so easy to clean up and post that they just don't bother with. The levels are all over the place. There's no compression. All right, I'm going too far with this. My point is this is a great story from day part. No, I-

He also does a video on viral, that of him wiping a booger on a girl, but I don't want to say that. Hey, it's going viral right now. All right, I don't know if you guys know about this, but he hates Roger Gidell and he brings up this video that I am going to play for you right now of Roger Gidell wiping a booger on a disabled girl Watch that one again now notice this girl only has one leg. This is a little girl with one leg They're walking away from the podium after a draft pick Roger Gidal has his fingers up to his nose and then wipes his hand on the back of her hair How you do it. That's the way to go. So they play that video for Mike Tyson,

and this is Mike's response. And this is my favorite part of the show right here. The way Mike is fucking kid. He's dirty. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you.

I don't make stuff up. Watch, right on this girl. And she got one light by the way I had a cap The 30 Roger Roger good done some dirty shit man cut that send that out. I can't say nothing. He's my But I will say this okay, so this is your moment

Are you believe me? Yes, nasty that's that you need to know about the guy. That really is. Come on, that shit is unbelievable. Look, let's go back. Is that really? Yeah, I can watch that on repeat. You think I got it?

Is that really the thing? He's like, you ain't got the ball. Yeah, people, I can't, you probably bullshin. No, it's right there, black and white. And she's handicapped, leg by the way this girl Yeah, why is it right on her? We heard that the abuse of a woman who had to 10 Mike Tyson Also, I want to point out this a bastion Joseph day. I don't know if we mentioned this is a current NFL player

He was on the Rams. He's now on the chargers. So he's like, Hey, guys, that's my boss. He's might be the book around that little girl. So I'm just gonna like lay out on this conversation. That's cool. That's everyone. When I was on WTP to do the the audio line thing, I listened to a whole stack of episodes to make clips. Yeah. I couldn't do that with the hot boxing because I listened to an episode where Mike Tyson was being given boxing advice from his guest, David Speed. David Speed told Mike how to fight. Yeah. He's like, well, Mike, you know, you're going to work on uppercuts usually. The win is like, like this fucking, fucking the star of grownups,

two is telling, I'm like, Tyson, how do we know fight? Yeah, that's kind of not his place. Is what you're trying to say? Yeah, yeah. I don't see this. Mike Tyson is, as far to the heavyweight champion as he was. And I grew up, I've walked Mike Tyson. Those fights were great.

If it lasts more than 32 seconds, you're like, oh, come on, man, let's go. But his technique was never all that good. He just landed the potter that I was over. He was just a very strong man with a very good punch. So it looks sex with me. All right, I have one more clip that I want to play on here because

Dave Portino is going through his roster of podcasts on Barstual Sports and how he's recruited all this talent and developed all these great shows. And they bring up Caller Daddy. And I don't know if Mike knows what he's talking about. It sounds like he does because Mike gets very excited about those. Yeah.

And then he had Caller Daddy podcast about how about that? Caller Daddy is another one. Oh, I like that one. Yeah. That that that. So Alex is like the female role. I was like, look at her. She gigantic.

Yeah. She literally is huge. Alex Cooper literally is huge. I don't think that's what you mean, Dave. She's literally huge. Well, I mean, no, I'll show you people who are literally huge. We have a little Ross. We have a TikTok video coming up in a minute. Then I'm going to play it for you.

Anything else that you want to point out or talk about here is before we move on? No, just that I think that these, a lot of these celebrity podcasts, I usually think that the bigger than the end, the worse the show, the gase or afraid to say anything controversial, and that they're particularly, especially when they're afraid of the host.

Yeah. Because all Tyson's interviews are in person. He did one interview with Tracey Morgan over the Skype. And it was basically just Tracey Morgan, Yalem and Mike for an hour and Ty can go in. Yeah, I remember. It's a shit podcast.

And if Mike Tyson has a problem with that? Yeah. Come see me. I don't like your stupid tattoo. I'm glad that your kid died. My name is John Melandes. I'm gonna find the pub, Kidoga Park. Yeah.

Yeah, Kidoga Park, you, you listin' fuck. All right, so I happen to find a video on YouTube of Hotboxen with Mike Tyson featuring Dennis Rodman and Chuck Zito as the guests. And I just want to point out that this might be a bonus episode that we have to do because I never thought we'd find a conversation between Mike Tyson and Dennis Rodman. I didn't think it could possibly exist. World's colliding. I would think interdimensional play

is it work here or something like that. I don't know what's gonna happen. I haven't watched it yet, but that's something I just wanted to tease. This is 5D Tic-Tac-toe. And now it's time for cringe of the week. This cringe of the week is brought to you by Richard

Lucas and Richard says. So he sent me this tiktok clip and he says this is a new thing were fat plus sized women dab vaginal fluid on their bodies to attract men like bears. It's called dabbing. This is the woman, this plus size woman explaining what it is. Welcome to Vabbing 101.

Disclaimer, I did not come up with Vabbing, but I've been doing it for a week and it's been working out for me. So let's get into it. I know these are all common sense, but a lot of the commenters had me worried So number one make sure you shower and or babe before you that number two wash your hands before you that and Of course after you that number three if you go to the gym just like me make sure to wipe down the equipment before and after you What is that with what? What is she mean right now?

What is she mean? Goosey gym, northern perform. Yeah, I like how tubby goes if you go to the gym like I do okay. Yeah, believe what I see it there. She looks like Rugeo Donald and what's that bus ride film? Oh, yeah, Rosie O'Donnell where she sounds like a bus for my sister. Where she sounds like this. Thank you!

So when I favorite drops, all right. Which you already should be doing, that's proper gym etiquette. Who's gym etiquette? Oh, the guy. All right, that's gonna explain, that's gonna explain to you where the pun, the Connecticut, the Connecticut, the Connecticut,

the Connecticut, oh, oh, Ron, you see. Hang, this guy's on, for the maca. Now she's gonna explain to us, when you finger your vagina and rub it on yourself to attract men, where to put that set. Number four, the areas you've at normally are behind your ear and on your wrist.

Those are normally surfaces that don't touch other things. That's where you put Cologne and Perfume, not vagina juice. Just, I know. It's obvious to everyone, I just want to point that out. Yeah, I'm going to show you. It's good to know her fucking that want to point that out. Yeah, and I'm going to show you that her fucking rest don't ever touch gym equipment. So please make sure to not rub your ears or your wrists on other items.

Yeah, don't put it on areas that touch the gym equipment like I don't know my stomach, my other stomach, my chins. That thing below my arm If you're on your period simply wait Yeah, cuz people will see where you like Holy fuck you really killed it at the gym today Do you try to slay your ass? Oh no, I'm fat big and I'm on my period. Oh, okay, my bad, I'm sorry. Yeah, wow, your ears smell like cunt blood.

You must be really thin. Yeah. Number six, if you have an STD end or a spreadable disease, please refrain from babbing. And of course, if you have an unusual smell or any bad odor down there, please refrain from babbing. All right, so that eliminates all fat chicks right there. Right there, it's like, I don't do this.

Yes, good, good points. Leave it. That's a very good point, ma'am. I'm waiting for it to end with him. When you come in your stomach, you just squeegee. This is not a joke. From babbing, and of course, I'm waiting for it to end with him when you come in your stomach, you just squeegee This is not a joke from batting and of course of course either is that Contact your doctor. You don't need a whole lot of your own sense and

Chooses for a successful bad just a simple damp bad on your wrist and behind your neck will work perfectly fine. I'm still new to this and I don't know a whole lot, but vabbing is simple to do and if you end up doing it, please let me know how it goes. So she vives every time she goes to the gym? Apparently, yeah. So that means that she's vived once. This is never vived. We might have to check out this channel with Dick Masterson.

Wow. This woman. Ooh. Look at the size of that gun. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. I'm just fucking snort coke off her stomach.

That, by the way, that babbing one on one is 2.1 million views. I gotta, I see that Vic is here. Oh, is she here? I don't know, let's see. I want to get her take on Vavig. And whether this is something that she's tried before. Vavlin' John.

Are you, I even though he was Vavig. Vic, is that something you thought? So I did hear about it. You did. And it's fucking foul. Yeah. It's one thing to take like your girlfriends, but giant of juice, and wipe that behind your ear, right?

That I got. Hey guys. What, no, I've been doing. You remind me of Julia. What do you think I'm drinking? I just picture a bunch of straight cats following this broad around. So Vic, you don't recommend putting vagina,

your own vagina juice on your wrists and your vagina ear. No, you don't recommend putting vagina, your own vaginas use on your wrists and your hydrae. No, I don't. And look, I'll like fish and attract a lot of cats. Yeah. Like it's good for that, but it foul Carl. Because like women have figured out that like, if you put like pheromones on your body, like the tracks men, right?

Same thing as like charging crystals, but the moon and shit. Yeah, that's actually correct. Yeah, like the Rose Quartz really just gets all the dick in your fucking area. Yeah, perfect. You got nothing to hide to try to get some sexual action, I guess. Well, how do you know until you try now that you look across from a strip club? You can test this out. It's amazing.

Yeah, see what happens for you. I'll see if they've vab actually. Yeah, ask them about vab ag. It's too easy. Yeah, see what happens for you. I'll see if they've had actually. Yeah, ask them about Vavig. That'd be good. That's probably why they put the bills like in their fucking panties, you know? And it tracks more money.

No, I think about it. So it's making a lot of sense. I've attracted to one of the other bills whenever I go. So what's the alternative for man? Are we supposed to rob a calm under a fucking mustache. No, it's just a gooch sweat. You got to like collect it and then just damp it on yet. All right, pro tips from Victor review girl.

Vic will come back to you in a minute. But I see that we also have my friend, Julie hanging out here. Julie, what's happening, buddy? Gentlemen, gentlemen, drunk Irish guy. How we doing? Hello, Mr. Hanson. How are we doing, buddy?

Good to be here. So the reason why we have Julie here is because Stuttering John on his show yesterday went off on a whole rant about how he's suing everyone. And I have the whole video here, just tell me when to pause it. I wanna break this down, and then I have some evidence that proves that

John might be guilty of what he's accusing others of doing. I know. I know, it's surprising, because he never usually projects. But in this case, I think he might be. Just tell you a few things that's going on with me and just because I've been keeping really quiet about this, but I have been sending out

season to cis to people. You have not been quiet about that at all, so I'm gonna be talking every episode. Oh, yeah Hockey park you're gonna see since it says Ryan Shobbid. You'll be getting a season to says on Kevin from one-way podcast Sits in the sense he goes. I've been real quiet about that. It's like birthday invitations at school Here's one for you to I like the fresh off the miniature golf course look

I like the fresh off the miniature golf course look too. That's a good look for the miniature golf course. Yes, passionately on Happy Gilmore. Yeah, but the thing is his voice is now starting to morph and to produce your questions and questions. Yeah, I know. Not only that, I think he's six months away from sounding just like Tyson. Yeah, I'm telling you, it's close. That I think he's six months away from sounding just like Tyson. Before it. I'm telling you, it's close. I'm a big fan of that Joplin.

There's an interview. He finally used an iron, but he was already wearing a shirt at the time. I tell you, iron is your job. You're doing it right. It's time involved in the fariest things. Funny positive. This is John Tarty. When he starts using the big grown-up words, the fariest things are happening. That was my best move to me. That was my favorite thing on cops is when they would bust somebody and they would,

and they'd be like, you know, turning it into a Perry Mason. Well, your honor, what you have here, Councillor. And it's got to stop. And they, you know, like, you know, there's one guy who I won't mention any names, of course, it could be anybody because I don't go public with who I'm sending it to. What's okay? First of all, there isn't a thing he doesn't go public about, okay? It's not public, it's a million. Well, a couple of weeks ago, he outed some guy's kid for having COVID. Like, you know, he's insane.

He can't hold on to anything. He has to blurt it out all the time. And by the way, if he had like good legal representation and this was a serious thing, the first thing they would tell him is don't fucking talk about any of this. Correct. Yeah.

Just like I told Jay Moore, after he got a rehab for cocaine addiction, there's a lot of keep stuff private. He's the most amazing, ugly life. I told J-mo I will tell anyone about how you're doing below two days on a rehab. Well Adam Corolo got caught cheating on his wife. I said this is between me and you. And I meant to. But you know even after he gets it he decides to go on, he goes on Reddit and trashes the law firm that's entered.

Yeah, because the law firms a joke. I went to that website of his law firm because I got a season to test. And literally if you go on there about page, they represent people who have no money. That's their whole thing. It's like, you don't have a lot of money. We'll still represent you.

They're part of like this legal trust thing. Really. And you can order pizza from them too, which is weird. Yeah. It's just as lawyers call Jackie Child. It's actually, yeah, MSCS attorneys. That's right. We do legal. We do advice. Energy drinks. We do legal we do advice energy drinks we do law Yeah, that that MSCS guy his face has more pigs and stutter and john's career And then immediately takes it off. I mean how dumb is that now ice of course we took a picture of it And I took a picture of a guy goofing on the wafer and you worked on how is that illegal in what way? Oh shit they're gonna come at me now guys laughing of a guy goofing on the wafer and you worked on how is that illegal? In what way? By the way, oh shit, they're gonna come at me now, guys laughing.

The guy's goofing on it, on Reddit. On Reddit, like, you know, how many pictures you're gonna fucking take? That's all it's filled in. It's just big, it's like, oh, you took it down, it doesn't matter. We have the screenshot, like, okay, could you put it back up first? I haven't seen it yet. Yeah, yeah. I send that to the law firm.

Now they're thinking about doing something. Oh, are they? They're thinking about doing something because someone made fun of them on the Reddit. Guess what they're thinking about doing? Not representing you anymore. That's what they're thinking about. Holy shit, you know what?

This whole site is dedicated to the goofy guy to you. What did this answer sound? That's gonna get a C&D from them. Yeah. So I've got a- My mom is not happy with them. Oh, yeah.

Next, he's going after Yelp for bad reviews. For bad reviews. You know, but this is the kind of lunacy I'm dealing with. And now this thing that I, you know, that I was talking to you about, about, yeah, a cease and desist has gone out to a big corporation. And it will be followed by a lawsuit. So a cease and desist has been sound to a large corporation. And he's already determined that they are going to break the season. And so he's going to see that.

Right. But he sees, sees and desist what Carl people's opinions. Like, yeah, all right. Yeahcyst what, Carl? People's opinions like that. Yeah, all right. Yeah, thank you, sure. Let's get into this. Because this is what he thinks is illegal. It's the farthest thing from illegal. And it, because it involves an stoking hate, homophobia, transphobia, racism, anti-semitism,

anti-Hispanic, bomb threats. All right. So one of these things is not like the other. Nothing he said right there was illegal. It's not true, which is not because he's in moron, doesn't understand how comedy works. But whatever, let's pretend all of that's true. He says all these things that there's no law about any of these things. And he goes, Bob, they're assholes.

Okay, well, that's a thing. Well, I think that's what I think that's what, I think he didn't want to say, but that's what he's calling his stand-up thing. Yeah, that's what I think. That's what I think. As long as it's throughout about me. Right, but, you know, like you said, the, the first six things he named is describing every message board ever created. Yeah, okay.

This guy has gotten so far lost in his left wing politics with his buddies where they go on there and they're like, I saw a guy reference a Jewish person with a big nose. I'm gonna sue him. You're like, well, that's not how this works in Hollywood. People can make jokes. Sorry. I don't know about how I'm just starting again.

By the way, I don't understand why he's going people after people who make anti-Semitic. Is he Jewish? Yeah, that didn't make sense to me there. He said anti-Hispanic. Okay. And yeah, he's somatic. He was a stupid guy.

He was a stupid guy. I get, because of that shirt. Uh, and, but where's the anti-Semitism? Don't fight for me, dude. I don't need your fucking help. I think he just wrote down all the big words that he knows out of piece of paper.

Home of full back, transform, big anti nefarious. You know what it is, Carl? He called this law firm, right? And he said he goes, what if what if I were to tell you that I could give you a case where we go after a major company that's promoting, you know, homophobia, transphobia, antisemitism, this, this, this, the guy said they're going, okay, okay, there were four billion. Okay, what is it? Reddit, click, see what I had or do,

you should see what I saw on Facebook yesterday. Yeah, okay, Joss, sub-collegate, lose or not pack it. Right. Yeah, and what's the difference between racism and anti-Hispanic? Yeah, I know. Some of these things check a conspiracy.

Because racism just cover it all. Yeah, they take the same box. Right. Yeah, stoking hate. And try to coordinate ways to hurt me both physically and financially. They want to make me cry. Both physically and financially. They want to make me cry. Both physically and financially.

See, part of the problem with John is he needs to just like focus on what he's doing rather than everything. What are we doing for everything? I don't know. Financial, physical, hate. If you're doing for physical damage and then he's doing cores light It's what does the beer can chicken

And it's it's gone too far and this company will I'll be naming and I'll be going on any any show that'll have me. You're welcome. I'm you're welcome. I'm going to be. Yeah. I'm sure I saw Chrissy Mayer said that she'll have you on. I don't know how proud I'm sure would be happy to have you on. I'm just going to start it though. We have a we just booked you a meeting at your heart, I'm throwing you under the bus that you're finished. It's over. It's not even John and Hussie all over again. We're back. You imagine if we all, if we all teamed up with John and went after Carl, like wrestling, we all do a heel turn and we're buddies with John.

Yeah, you pull off your shirt and you're wearing a Sunday job on his podcast. No, I do it. I trusted you. He's wearing a good, good, good hat. where I get a salary job, I let this podcast go. No, I do it. I trust you, you. He's wearing a good, good hat. I'm a good man. He's battling for life. And I won't show all the proof that I have,

and all the proof that I have provided to this big corporation. And yet they have done nothing, and I've given them months. Yeah, it's almost like you don't have a case It's almost like telling people a company that hey these guys are making fun of me and I want to take it down That's how the world works. I hit the break it dear John What want attorney told them their phones might be tapped so don't call us. We'll call you And they

Keep keep talking to me. I haven't fallen asleep. I'm just listening. I'm listening. Yeah. I've had a research team. Oh, this, this too. He goes, I have this research team. So he gets his moderators

to go on the Daveler's Anonymous and our Patreon. I'm Ed Shulis' Patreon, patron as well and they just pull clips of anytime They go we go find John and it's like here's all the proof that you need they're making fun of me There we go by the way by the way I love that every team he's formed has eventually turned on him He's put on a season assist to Ryan Sherman and hockey puck two guys who used to be his moderators. Do you see how this works, John?

Listen, team is code word for people that will do it for free. That's what team me. Correct. Who have compiled numerous pages of these kind of racist homophobic. Here we go again, everything else that I bought. You talk about my Twitter feed, that this corporation promotes. And you'll be hearing more about it as the days go by. Can't wait. So you're showing a look. If you saw the stuff

So on your show alone, if you saw the stuff that is being allowed, you would laugh your ass off. You would never stop laughing if you saw it. These people are allowing people to post. Would be a pulled. You would be a pulled. If you're a Jewish person, if you're a Hispanic person, if you're a black person, if you're a person of color, if you're a black person, if you're a person of color If you're a gay person, if you're a trans person, who else do you work if you're a plane?

If you're a lover, if you're a fighter, have a night roll. He might be a lover, but you're no dance. A pole. A pole. That's my last word. You'll be a bald, appeared and a married. I have a, I go straight after Kevin. This long, and I have a- For this long.

And I had- I'm Miria! Oh, no. Oh, no. He's trying to talk big again. He's trying to say a million. Just say a parliamentary procedure. I don't know.

Just say you have a lot of emails, John. Let's keep it to one syllable words for you, buddy. I have a permanent emails. going back and forth to this corporation with tons and tons of proof. And they're ignoring it all. What does that tell you, John? What do you think that means? My copious calls are not being returned. That has been compiled by the research team. Is he starting to talk like fucking elegant Elliott? Yeah.

He's the world's greatest wack packer. If only I'd already worked out the show. I'm good. These my bases. Yes. Nothing. Zero has been done. No. Good these my bases. Yes nothing Zero has been done. No

Buck and that is bullshit And you know, this is not only about me. This is about oh here we go freedom That's what our job is it's like and if you think this is selfish of me to want to get these news You guys are goofy. I you take out the internet. It's not for me. No people. Norm your ray over here, leave the chat. Listen, if you're that against it,

chain yourself to the internet, you flack and retire. And I'm like, go on a hunger strike. You'll be the best thing you can do. Yeah. You might look human at the end of it. Well, we were pregnant with my daughter, you know, having my first kid, this is back in the Stern fan network days.

Just fucking thread in there, making bets about whether or not my kid's gonna be born retarded, right? How about you put it on it? I won, but my point is that there was nothing I could do about it. That's what it is point is that there was nothing I could do about it. That's what it is. Like, that's what people are saying on there.

That's all. What any organization, especially an organization that's worth $4 billion. I'm gonna pause it right there. So he's been saying this a lot. The company that he's suing is worth $4 billion. And everyone thinks he's talking about Reddit and the dabble is anonymous

because we've seen his email, we've seen his inbox, where he's going back and forth trying to get things taken down. It's actually Patreon that's worth $4 billion. He's going after Patreon. He's going after my Patreon, possibly Shuleys Patreon, maybe others, I don't know. What's he suing next, the son?

What's great about this is that literally Maddox sued Patreon. And it was thrown out of court with prejudice. John doesn't know there's a legal precedent for this. Dick Masterson made fun of Maddox to the point where Maddox is like, I'll sue you! And he's the laughing sack of the internet for three and a half years running now because of it. And John is going in the exact same direction.

He learns nothing from anything. He's such a fucking idiot. He thinks he's gonna sue Patreon. He says all of these things, he's fucked with me twice now. I had to take down episodes. I got to put them back up. I had a dis link my discord from my Patreon because of all the hate speech and the haters and the anti-semitism whatever the fuck's going on there. So John's been trying to get my paycheck taken down. This is the only mission in life. It's to make sure I don't make money off of him. It's not gonna work, John. It doesn't work.

We're not gonna make money off of you. You do it. You're not gonna get us down to your level, pal. That's just not gonna happen. We're gonna make money off of you, no matter how much you can't. I'm sorry, you're off of you. By the way, did Mr. Melinda's do the, the okay, Hanson? Oh, yeah, you're right. That's the white power right there. Yeah, but go let's screenshot that.

Let's get that right. Joe Biden supporter hits Mike Tyson. Even, even, you know, that you're joking about, but I do believe he's white, express, but I will say this, you know, that you're joking about, but I do believe he's white, it's press-wrestling. But I will say this. You know, everything that he's highlighted, the homophobia, the racism, the anti-semitism, correctly if I'm wrong, but isn't that just in one song that he wrote? Yeah, by the way, Shuley, I keep prepared today. We're gonna play examples of all the things

John's accusing other people of doing. This is why you're this is why you're the big shark in the ocean, right? Right. I'm on top of this one. I saw this video come out last night. Like, are you kidding me, John? You really want to shed a light on these things? Are you that stupid?

You don't realize what your past is? Holy shit. Yeah. Did you see, did you see any of the clips of Alex Jones today in court? Like, I imagine if John ever gets to court, it's going to look exactly like Alex Jones today in court. He's on the stand and he finds out that his lawyers sent all his cell phone conversations by accident to the defense.

Holy shit, really? Yeah. And they tell him this. I'm talking about this shit. And they're like, we have every text message you ever sent regarding Sandy Hook. And he's just like, I'm sorry, what now? And I picture John is exactly like him because, but at least John's a fucking, like he doesn't research anything. He doesn't look in any.

He just looks for once free. And what can, you know, that's why he temporarily, like a speed bump stopped you, you know, for a day or two. Actually, what he did was he brought more attention to it. Yeah. Which is what he's doing again. 100%.

Forget the stri-set, in fact, is he just be called Melendezing. I'm Melendezing all the internet today I gotta stop doing this I love that that's gotta be some merch right there Everybody has tag Melendezing yeah I'm talking about the OP radio deck out with you having song party sent in the fact there hasn't been one doing substitute by the who about Mr. Melendez. It's outrageous. It's as if it's the thing I'm going to tweet later on.

It has to happen. My people would be chastised for allowing this kind of hate to be spewed on a regular basis. That's right. on a regular basis. That's right. Okay, Mr. Axe. Also the attack on my children. All right, so I wanna point this out because what John doesn't understand in his wet brain is that the running gag on Reddit and in our discord

is that I say outrageous on Reddit and in our discord is that I say outrageous things about his kids. And so people go out and they're like, I can't believe what Carl just said the most recent bonus episode where are these podcasts about John's kids? I can't believe they gave out their addresses. I can't believe he said this and it's a joke because I've never done that.

So I've even gotten to the point where in my descriptions of episodes I say, and then we talk about John's kids for a while, just to fuck with him. I know he's reading these. Yeah, then he goes. He goes, they're out there talking about my kids. I have evidence. I have screen capture of this. Yeah, you meet writing a description saying we goof on your kids. It's a joke. You moron. Right now there's an intern somewhere with headphones on going,

Jesus Christ, what are they going to get to this? Yeah, he's trying to find evidence. Yeah, more on his case. Yeah, so this is the thing is that John leads off with all these things that are not even close to illegal, that you can't sue anyone over. And then he says, bomb threats and doesn't elaborate on that at all. I've never even heard of bomb threats at all. I've heard about like the threat of beating up women

at a comedy club, but I've never heard of bomb threats. And then now he brings his kids into it. The bomb threats is when you threaten the post audio of his stondom. Yes, that is not a threat. That is happening. We have the audio clips.

So, and don't even plan on, you know, on scrubbing this stuff because we already I'm not planning on scrubbing. You know what the other thing it does? What you made me do with your stupid DMCA strike you asshole. Does he think that what you have on your computer is equivalent to government secrets that you're selling the rush? You like don't even think of scrubbing or defragging your equipment.

We have the hot drives. I have it. Big brother is watching all compiled, dated, everything. So that's what I'm dealing with now. Can you just pause that for a second? Yeah, of course. everything. So that's what I'm dealing with now. Can you just pause the first one? Yeah, of course. So the picture he's painting, right? Yeah. Every piece is lined up. You're fucking done.

He's got audio. He's got transcripts. He's got it all. He's got the team. He's got the e-mail. Remember back and forth. Right. And most importantly, let's remember, no one from this law firm is contacting him ever again. Right? All this is ready. You're dead. He's got you dead to rights. Yeah.

Nobody's following through on it. There you go. Yeah, that's it. We're going to find out. Yeah, everything. So that's what I'm dealing with now. I will let you more in. It took a little while because my attorney had COVID, but now I love the details that he provides. They would have had a session to assist. Yesterday I had a way to a couple days,

so they'll have it tomorrow. One of the more symptoms of COVID is not being able to reply to an email. Yeah, like I was, I was gonna say percentage wise. How many people in John's life that tell him COVID? Do you think our line just to get away from it like it's over 50 for sure for sure Now it is it was sent out yes Can you believe that every girl on Bumble has COVID this month?

I know the chances of that again. I know it's the B.A area. It's been going around, but that's crazy today. An email today. And we'll see if it's COVID. But now it is, it was sent out yesterday. Okay. An email today. Okay. And we'll see if this corporation decides to take any action and They won't John page your audience like to ignore your stupid email Why does he have a microphone if he's speaking into the onboard mic? He was back. I know he does not understand mic technique at all. He's been in broadcasting his entire life Production has monkey pucks. It's banana. I love somebody in Discord, who has a two-skid says,

my lawyer told me he'd be dead next week. And now I'm at the world. I got a real bad kid to the govins. And his wife has monkey pugs. Then there won't be a lawsuit. If not, then they will need. Wow, that's the tough talk from from the job walks off.

All right, fucking cool. So are you in and fear Carl? I am. I'm very nervous as you tell. Yeah, I'm a feeling I'm going to go right to jail or something. I don't know. Hey, hey, someone brought this up in the sub-ride it. And I thought this was a pretty astute point. When you talk about suing someone, Bob

Threats is something you sue someone over. That's like a criminal matter. You'd have them arrested if there were Bob Threats going on. Well, hold on. John might be making a citizen's arrest on you at some point. You don't know that. You don't know that. All right. I think that in his hangover, she's been watching the place economy box set. Yes. And he's been taking those.

He goes, oh, she doesn't zone patrol. The zones are good. I don't know. He thinks they're documentaries. So those are companies. Did you hear anyone laughing? All right. All right.

I'm giving people blue balls. I haven't played this yet. There's been a lot of talk about fireworks that John used to use when he was younger and what he would call said fireworks. I happen to have the audio clips from the Howard Search Show and I don't normally allow this word on my show, but I think since John has gone on and claimed that he's going to take down a $4 billion corporation for encouraging racism. It might be a good time to play John Howard search out. Yeah, and he's my Gange. He knows about it as well. Gange's a little thing like he put on the ground and it's supposed to like find the, you

know, the light is supposed to find the nigga, you know, it goes around and then it aims at one guy and nails. And what is it called? What is it called? It's called a nigga face. No, no, no, no, no. around and then it aims at one guy and nails it. And then it's a problem. And what is it called? It's called a niggot face. No, no, no, no, no, no. Is there anything on the side of the box?

I love compound media. Anthony Schell's never been funnier. By the way, I went to a fire works place here in Alabama. It is called that. Pretty wild. It is called that pretty wild Since you brought that up did you hear when John the other day was talking about all the places he might move to he brought up Alabama's one of the states please come on down dude I don't think you'd get a log with people all that while No, no, this yeah, he's uh

Trust me. He's not affording Alabama. Believe it or not. I like that. John's going, well, when we were growing up, we would call them these N word chasers. Or whatever goes, yeah, but what were they called? He goes, N word chaser. No, that wasn't you listening. What do I start? That would be the funniest thing John ever said, but he's never said that. Here's part two of John explaining these fireworks to the adjoin. If you want to make a homemade nigga chasing, you just break the... No, no, no, no. He's not coming.

And it's just gonna zip all up. This is what they call him. When you rip off the little piece of wood off the bottle rock ends, Robert and Espoza swirl around and find... Right, right. Yeah. But they actually make their own kind to the core. But you don't know the, it actually says it on the side of it. It does?

Yeah, it actually says it. No. Yeah, we definitely don't. When John writes it, you know John writes it on the lot of it. You want to call it an Edward Chishol's nighty? Nighty? It's a, the police.

Yeah. It's up there. By the way, I'd love to hear what Richard O'Jet I thinks of Jarraging that language. Yeah. And I'm not trying to get Jarr in trouble. That's the thing. Some people, we gotta send these clips out to his guests.

Don't do that. We're not fucking with Jarr. I just want to point out the hypocrisy. It's my goal today. It's to point the John. I just want to point out the hypocrisy is my goal today is to point the salt Like what an idiot this guy is and you know what's the funniest thing about it is somebody from his side Will end up bringing this up and taking him down Hopefully Tony Michaels in between Mcnuggies. Oh my god the rebirth of Tony Michaels. He goes after John the birth of Tony Michaels, he goes after John for a while. I'm with Tony, join the dark side.

Tony, we need one more to connect Voltron bro, get over here. Get over here. Come on through. Carl B, Tony, Tommy, producer Chris Voltron, done. Can I just assume that all this stuff isn't going to make the YouTube then? Yeah. Oh, no, I assume that it will. Yeah, this is for legal purposes.

He's defending himself here. Yeah. What's that forget the song that John wrote for Howard Stern to be the theme song of the Howard Stern show that went a little something like this? Here's a story about a Jew's success. Do do do up. Do do do up. Hedo-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do- point something out that John wrote all of these lyrics out in his 2018 book and then saying it for the audio version of that book. So if he thought that was offensive and it's like looking back at it's like well you can't do that today, he didn't give a fuck.

Oh, and he set it up as I wasn't going to do this but the fans really wanted it. We have to do this. By the way, in his defense with music, it sounds a lot less, you know, racist and anti-Semitic. Oh, yeah. It's just funny. It's like, it's like, my, it's like, my ticin' shit. You can't go there. I wish Smith that they don't sing a whole lot of love. All right, guys, I have one more example that I want to play of John's hypocrisy. This is from his 2008 movie. I need you to do this clown thing for me. One more time. One last time.

It's in Long Island. I'll even let you borrow my father's car. I just got to work this thing out with my girl. Oh. Great. Thanks for the job, Johnny. I'm a freaking clown again. Who says clowns ain't happy? Good acting skills. So freaking happy.

You got that non-boss, you call me a star book. Thomas, what are you fucking nuts? Why are you whining? Who the hell are you? I'm your better half. Think of all the new gay she shouldn't get in. Thomas, go back to her. She loves you. You love her. Forget her. You fucked her already. Move on. Thomas, think clearly. Follow your heart. Go back to her. Don't listen to this faggot. He wouldn't know a good piece of ass if it sat on his face.

His idea of a good time is playing that fucking annoying heartball day. And by the way, he's a horrible fucking Harplaya. God had the Barrier Plugs. Oh, that's smart. Thomas, think of Jennifer. Think of you. Shut up, you faggot. Listen Thomas, if he had any pole, he'd be right in shotgun. Thomas, think about it. This one decision will be with you for the rest of your lives. Wait, what am I thinking? I miss Jennifer.

Jesus, I love her. Who the heck needs this threesome crap? You fucking cock suck a bone-smoking, faggot-hummel piece of shit! I think he used an upslur one too many times. If you ask me. I mean, Scorsese is writing some pretty real shit these days, am I right? This is it. This movie was written directed at stars, John Melendez, who's now suing Patreon for promoting

when he's a homophobic content. Is that what he said? Well, of course it was written, directed, and produced because anyone in this business with a brain in their head would have seen that language on a script, even back then, and would have been like, hey, okay, listen, if you really need to use it, how about once?

How about just one? Put it in the context, it's funny at least, like make it funny instead of just outright homophobic. And by the way, John was on the tonight show, his 2008 with this movie came out. At Port J, Wild West would be like, yeah, alright, everyone can see John's movie. She's like, I don't know what he's John's movie. I only listened to that scene and that's still the worst thing that I've ever seen. That's the worst thing that happened to cinema since the fucking shooting at the Dark Knight Rises premiere. So we're seeing episode about it's Amy Schumer. It's all bad.

I can't wait to smell her. I can try to come from here. Did you wipe some beer here? It's not even my... It's my type. It's my room even. It's my room even. It's my room even. It's my room even. It's my room even. It's my room even.

It's my room even. It's my room even. It's my room even. It's my room even. It's my room even. It's my room even. It's my room even. It's my room even.

It's my room even. It's my room even. It's my room even. It's my room even. It's my room even. It's my room even. It's my room even. It's my room even. It's my room even. is hypocrisy and how stupid he is and how this, he sees the desist of this lawsuit is going nowhere, he's gonna embarrass himself, and I can't wait to see how it plays out. Should be fun. But, can we hear the theme tune again?

Oh, you wanna hear this? That's how you get. Ah, ha. That's how you get. That's how you get. I'm sorry, I'll be right back. We'll play more, all right? Yeah, get a hold of yourself.

I'm such an alcoholic, be right back. I'm sorry. I'll be right back. I'm sorry. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back.

I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back.

I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. And the description is a podcast dedicated to discussion on all matters Howard Stern Okay, let me guess they review they review episodes of the show, but they actually hate the show Of course, yeah, well, that's never been done right? So they've been trying to get my attention for quite some time now

So I decided I'm finally gonna give them this attention that they want and Play some clips you want to hang out for a minute, Chile? Check this out. Okay. Sure. All right. We'll start with a short, easy one. And then we'll move on. So they're saying they don't make fun of Stuttering John. Like we do because it's too easy making fun of Stuttering John. Just low hanging fruit. Anybody who listen would know that John is incapable of coming up with something funny for proof. Just listen to his show. And I know guys are saying guys, you got to go with what's who are these podcasts and get with them. And those guys are swinging at the beach ball every time they go after Stuttering John. We don't dedicate episodes to Stuttering John because it's too fucking easy.

There's no homework needed. You just literally have to play his show, throw or hit a rock and hit one of those random clips on Stuttering John's show and boom, there you go, but it's just not, it's not entertaining to lay, it's not, it's not fun. It's not funny. It's not fun. I'll be the judge of that, sir. It's quite fun and very funny. Not only that, no. They're going to be, they're going to be doing this in like two, three months. Tristan. Yeah. It's just a matter of time. So he says the reason why we don't do that is because it's too easy and that makes it

not fun. And now his female co-hosts here to come on and not have a clue of what point she's trying to make. So. No, we we've got other things to focus our attention on. And you know, we've got so much stuff. It's ridiculous. Like how many ideas we've come across

and things we wanna do, and just, you know, whether it's scheduling or timing or whatever, it might be, we're just, we're spinnin' plates trying to give you guys a whole mess of stuff. And yeah, so let's go. What's your point? The guy goes, we don't make fun of Cedric Jagans, it's too easy. And then she comes down and goes, yeah, we have too much to talk about.

We're spinning plates and we got ideas and things are gonna happen. What's it do with anything? Yeah, by the way, who the fuck records on Skype in 2022? Sounds like shit, doesn't it? Sounds terrible instead instead of spending plants you should be cleaning dishes. Am I right man? Thank you.

I'll just let that one hang for him. All right, so this is the most recent this episode came out just a couple days ago. They every episode now they bring up that they don't talk about settling John that were assholes for doing such a thing. I'm trying to figure out who's hit more rock bottom just Stuttering John or Bala. And I'd say there was slightly above John, but yeah, John. Stuttering John is like doing bad regardless of a former celebrity status.

Like, yeah, that dude's not doing well. But the problem is he's a fucking drunk. He's an alcoholic and I've never been one to fucking kick the town drunk when he's passed out in the alley, kick him and beat pile on him. I guess I have a soft spot for not him, but addiction. And I figured, I just don't think it's fair to go after people who are completely, they've, they've, they've neutralized themselves. So why go after the lowest hanging fruit possible? All right. So this guy thinks he's above all of this and he's too good for you. He hosts a show where they make fun of the Howard Stern show. But he's

above making fun of Southern John. What's great about this is I don't know what he's doing this on purpose or not. If he is good on on him. He rips into sorry, John, as much as we do, as he says. He just did it in that clip. He just did it in that clip. As he said about, we're not going to make fun of Cedric, John. This guy is the lowest of the low. He's hit rock bottom. He's a total loser.

We're not going to make fun of total losers. Like Cedric, you're doing it right now. You know that, right? Unbelievable. Yeah, no, I don't want to kick them. And there's another podcast that's out there, and they really give it to them that what are these part W-A-T-P.

W-A-T-P. Like, man, fucking leave it alone already. I'm getting programming, though, it should be ass hats now. Okay, yeah, please tell me what my content today. I'm not trying to start any problems, but it's like the way they go at them, like I don't mind that show, but it's like the constant thing and it's kind of like, they're beating this guy's doing bad. This guy's doing bad. Like there's a certain point where it's like

have some class back up. You're straight on the internet telling me I should be class here. Okay. You know, like to pick a different target man. Well didn't they used to me? Didn't they used to make their bones reviewing other podcasts? Yeah, we still do twice a week Yeah, that's what it was The problem is is that our YouTube channel has gotten big enough now that people only see the YouTube videos and just assume that I would make fun of So John, no, I'm sorry. That's just what the algorithm tells us to upload Yeah, and the show that we've used hard stone is bashing you Yeah, if you and Stuttering John, what if I fucking like watch a stretch out and try other things too? Okay, the Howard Stern review show

Okay, like have you heard the show lately? It's, you wanna talk about low-hanging fruit? Yeah, don't shit. I mean, they're geriatric at this point. I'm not sure so the guys locked in his basement for two and a half years and they're going, well, we would never pick out a guy with mental problems. And I got news for you.

If the show was the best it's ever been, they'd still be doing this shit, right? Because this is all they can bring to the table and now they're gonna, here's a huge aha moment. That dude, this dude is just like Stuttering John. Identical, he has the same personality traits. He said they're going, I would never say anything about what's going on, but this guy cheated on this guy

and that guy cheated on that guy. Yeah, you know, this guy's doing the same thing. Yeah, I don't want to comment on these people because, you know, they have mental disorders and they're down on their luck and they're unemployable. I'm not going to comment on something that's unemployable and a total loser. I see what you're doing. It's kind of fun. Yeah, that's what it was.

Yeah, so now they've degenerated for the last 10, like 10, 12 weeks into a flame war with a complete fucking degenerate wet brain shithead. I've been getting on along. All right, good points for that one. I remember that starting with them Before I moved back into the city, which was probably like Yeah, that was like a year ago. I remember their bread and butter was John and in the beginning it was okay because he was coming back at them And he was right totally rock bottom. Oh, that's what it's okay

He sent me a season to sis and he just in the tire episode talking about suing the company that pays me money I think that's coming back at us Well not to mention, you know before I ever once goofed on them in public This guy went after me in every way shape or form that he could no shit You know harass me try to get me trying to get me fired. He tried to get the GD harm my referred I've never even brought that up on this show. And the Matt. And the Matt. I mean, this is something that John has a vendetta against other people for no reason.

It's not just me goofing on him that he takes issue with. He was trying to get JD Hearmire fired for whatever JD was doing, trying to hit on a girl or something on the internet. It's like, John, this is under your business. What are you doing? Why are you doing that? Why are you getting involved in their lives? Yeah, that is who the guy is.

So now that I'm in a position where I can finally fight back and I am, fuck you for telling me, like you don't know the whole fucking story. And even if he didn't start shit with me and this is what I wanted to do, it's what I do. I write, so you know, you sit there and review the same old fucking thing everybody's reviewing and be fucking trendsetters. Listen, I know this goes without saying this is a big duh. But when we bring settering

John clips to the show and it's been a lot lately, I'm not gonna lie. We know we could branch out more than we have. But hey, it's his fault. But if you want to, John's fault. John's putting this content on the internet. John's the one who's perpetuating this. If he went away, we'd have nothing to talk about. That's the thing that I think some people are not realizing is that I'm not going into his house with binoculars peering through the window

and reporting back at what I just saw. Oh my God, he's doing the squeegee thing for real. That's what this show is. He puts his shit up on YouTube and then I pull a video clip up and I go, what the fuck is he talking about? Not only that Carl, I would say you've supported and done more for him financially than anyone

since he's left the tonight show. That's Jaymano. Thank you, Chilli. It's a huge check. Since the huge check from the Kareem Abdul Jibar Rose, you are the biggest source of income for that guy because whether they're trolls or somebody that stumbles onto him and actually likes it, they hear it for you're you're is advertising you're everything. I like that you sent that other

example. That's funny. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure that's what I was just I just did the Ric Flair rose and hung out with the head writer of that for a while. And let me tell you some, the head writer of a legit roast is involved in every aspect of the roast. You are a legit showrunner, right? And there is no way you can convince me in a million years that somebody is entrusting John Melinda's to be a showrunner of a roast, with names like George Lopez on it, no way.

I imagine. I don't know why you say that, Julie, because Stuttering John went from the call screener of the Howard Stern Show to the call screener at the Howard Stern Show, just a sure 14 years later. He's obviously proven it's on the show business. If you blink, he'd still be there. It's that fast. But, uh, but yeah, I've just watching this guy run around like a chicken with his head cut off handling every other fucking problem in the world. And I'm going, there's no way, John could have

pulled this off as a head writer. Did you see Stutter and John when he did, what was that, what was that at the show called, was a survivor? Oh, I'm a celebrity, get me out of here. Yeah, did he have to eat like, almond shit? Fear factor, maybe, was he on that? Oh, he was on fear factor,

because he's talked about how he met Joe Rogan. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, because I'm pretty sure that we footage in there that you would have a lot of fun Minute me nippy Litton if he's like a eating the elephant's dick or whatever Dude I'd rather eat an elephant's dick than have his finger go in my mouth when we saw his finger It's about that sweet. I still have nightmares about that Already itches his palm when he digs into his I was watching. I was watching your Uncle Rico episode. If you were talking about that, he has to shove his hand into the camera.

It just pops like, do you just do that big little table? I know it'll even now like something. It was, were you fucking fortune teller put your goddamn hands down and focus? It's wrong with you. I love this. I like the more it's gone on. It's like, dude, you guys are fucking with this guy again. Like leave it alone.

That guy can't punch back. No, it's gone on. It's like dude, you guys are fucking with this guy again, like leave it alone. That guy can't punch back. No, it's all done. So, and recently got a comment about this, that and the other thing, and I'm saying, guys, you not know the difference. Howard's rich, still mildly famous, and he's not a fucking addict, at least, and that we know of. And so when we go after him, or we go after certain targets, they can at least fight back and they're actually doing way better than the. All right, time out.

So now it's explaining to me that the way that they go after people on the internet is better than the way that I go after people on the internet. They're doing it right. I'm doing it wrong because they can at least punch back. How are certain to ever acknowledge these assholes in his life? You never will. They're not fighting back. Now what's fighting back with you, idiot?

Right. And all these rules go out the window if you're an addict, by the way. Oh yeah. I know. That's a new bottom. Yeah. Yeah. He's angry. I'm sure he's helped a lot of addicts with that attitude. I know how many cores lights a night can someone drink and I can still make fun of them. Can you show me the rule book for this, please? I'm a little confused about this. What a fucking asshole. We're we're We're goofy got people the correct way by making fun of a shud in. Who can't leave his house because it's afraid of fucking germs. Alright, you win. The mental disorder for the guy you're goofy got is different than the mental disorder for the guy that I'm goofy got.

You win. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha shit that you got in the head. You know, it was just a hit about, it's like, it's like wet brain, like what the fuck did? Way better than the average person, staring John's literally an alcoholic hosting a show in his muffler, you know, like, yeah, he's pathetic. And I've never, like, why not just, why don't we fucking destroy Jeff the drunk? A guy with one arm who's a fucking alcoholic? Who would tune into that?

I'm so angry. Sure. Who would tune into people goofing out Jeff the drunk? Do you know what I wanted to enjoy that? Oh, I don't know. A couple million people maybe. No, no shit. That's why Jeff the drunk exists. You moron. Yeah. You want to go going to be celebrating his life? Are you fucking that stupid? Today we're gonna talk about the GQP and we're gonna take down hold on if you had this idea before to do

Stuttering John show as Jeff the drug compete had on with Stuttering John as Jeff the drug that'd be amazing It's time to say goodbye to my good friends, but they know that we hardly do. I'm gonna miss you. I love the idea of you being Jeff the drunk, trying to get Richard O'Gita or O'Gita on your show. And he definitely would agree to it.

He doesn't know any better. You could probably get the same guess on that John does. Good afternoon, Commander. I'm loving it. You're missing the combo board, Captain. Yeah, that's why I just can't believe how much, how long it's gone on with them

and coming at Jeff the drunk, or not Jeff the drunk Serim John But you can't believe it someone in the chat. I didn't realize that someone in the chat is saying that this show broke off from radio gunk We've just been going out for how long now you might know this you leave two decades I don't even know how long radio gunk spent around I think too long How much longer do they make fun of Centering Jet? You guys been talking about Howard Stern for 20 years? And you're, you're wondering how long we're going to do this?

Okay. Give it out details on his fucking kids, you fucking cramps. Like, like, what is that? Dude, you're talking about crossing a line making fun of a grown adult who puts, who puts his shit out there. Yes. And even if his daughters aren't putting shit out there, they're not putting it out there for you, they're not putting it out there,

you know, they're not talking shit to it, they're just trying to live their fucking lives, dude. And I always, you know, I got my issues with my old job, but that shit with, not to sound like John, but fucking with people's kids, man, like, I don't get that, dude, I've never done it, I wouldn't do it. And these people do it and they're just like what's the big deal like that so fucking mentally sick to me I just will never get that yeah although I can't believe a car

Santa but started on John's kids which you can hear on you can read it too if you subscribe to the Patreon WATP. So I'll look there and text. I have another clip from these guys. So this is a third episode where they were talking about it. People have sent me in these clips and I've been ignoring them and finally they've been doing it every week. So I'm like, okay, this is from July 19th. And this is a long clip.

I'm going to play some of it and then we can bail on it. I will say the guys, I made it clear on Twitter, which got mocked in some place, some circles we won't mention. But I found it laughable because no one's quite understanding what I'm saying because there are a lot of them are fucking dullards. We are not going after Stuttering John the way who are these podcasts are crushing on him, like the way Howard crushed on Eric the midget shit. I think it's weak saw.

Oh, I was like, all right, he, he calls it weak sauce, which I have to play, but I like that he's comparing us with Stuttering John to Howard with one of the greatest bits, Howard's ever done. Eric the actor, which I can't get enough of that, Kato. You kidding me right now. We all pray that he was still alive so we can hear that stuff. You know, you know how many people in his life He would kill for the YouTube numbers alone on the Eric the Midget. No, no, no, you two you know what I mean Yeah, that's a weird thing to call me out for is I'm overdoing something John

Just like how we're did with Eric the Midget one of the greatest whack-packers of all time and again Eric called in greatest whack-packers of all time. And again, Eric called in every day on his own multiple times. We didn't call him and wake him up and say, hey, fucking dummy, get on the phone, we're gonna rip you apart. We didn't, he got to act, he got to, you know, it's not like he was just this fucking punching bag. Like, and they know that they're super fans, right? They're just trying to paint this fucking dumb picture.

All right, let's hear it. Let's hear this, what they call me here. Don Eric the Midget shit. I think it's weak sauce. The guy's in the fucking gutter and when I say sauce, I'm talking, you know, he was fucked up. And he's weak sauce. I mean, I think for the Southern, I mean, the guy immediately goes way harder than we

do. I'm Southern, he's in the gutter. And when when I say sauce, I mean he's got the sauce. He's fucked up, but dude Of course, that's make that makes the best comedy the more he's fucking himself up so bad I don't know that it makes sense to beat up on the fucking town drunk is he does he responsible for his own problems? Yeah, absolutely, but so is Wendy the retard. Do you pile on her? That's not true. When he was born and retarded, she chose to be retarded. You know that. You know that.

She was, yeah, but started wanting to retard. This guy doesn't understand how life works. Holy shit. Now you don't understand. She was, she graduated high school, started, started over at Cornell, and then was like, fuck this shit. I'm retarded and she fucking laughed it. She went full retail. No, your history Carl. No, your god damn history. Do you pile on some of these people that have made horrible life choices? We're going after Wiggy because he's rich and still semi-famous and he has a pot to piss in. Studying John has nothing, absolutely nothing. You are piling on a fucking guy who's drunk in the gutter,

literally drunk in the gutter, but has it- He's not literally drunk in the gutter. I mean, can I, apart from that, a great place, but it's not the gutter. Hey, guys, be a human being, okay, because this guy should have killed himself a long time ago. And for whatever reason, he has decided not to do that

So could you be a good human and not make jokes? He's literally drunk in the gutter that gutter is worth 424 thousand dollars according to Zillow So I just paid 400 bucks to clean that gutter Yeah, and if you check the background of any stuttering John live streams He's get one of the best V hit ass players. You'll have a state. It's a combo. It's a big match. And I'm open my plus ball. You want to mock him for his shitty show? I told you get that. That's what we do. I think it's just incredibly lame. And who cares what you think?

We're not going to have any part of that. You really have a so long farewell episode for John because that was in the works long before he, you know, just, just, just, long before he made Bud Weiser, the richest company on the planet. But we're not, we're not, we're not going down that road. Well, we also take John signed in that. So that's like a pro-John thing. Oh, here comes dummy coming in.

For having the balls to leave the show. I think there's a lot of takes that point out how he tried to contact Wiggy and it was- Oh, she sucks. All right. Well, she's the flat-company-tick-tuck. She's a CTE or something? Like, what's going on?

You just, yeah. Yeah, she has CTE or something like what's going on? You've got past over and until everything was done said and done John didn't get passed over he was a telltless piece of shit who thought he deserved the Jackie chair Are you fucking kidding me right now? Well, I give him a man respect for leaving a show He was making no money on an answering phones 15 15 years into a stint. Anyone who wanted to, that's not an impressive thing to do. Her points. Her points are like somebody falling asleep at the wheel of a car. Like they start straight and then they just move the ear off to the left, you know. We're defending John and, you know, because why does no one uses facts machines anymore?

That's nice guys. All joking aside, I think we've got to respect the comedy from this show and give a round of applause for the fact that they have come up with the observation. It's really, really good that a hard stone works away. Come on. Let's get it. Oh, they did call Maggie. That was pretty good. I never heard that before.

Pretty good stuff. Nothing was set. You know, nothing was set on the air about it because he wanted to have the conversation, but Wiggy didn't. So that's right. And it's going to be several. Sorry. Sorry to me to cut off. Oh, they suck at broadcasting too. I'm not going to play this whole clip with a guy for two long, but they're constantly talking over each other and they dropped to each other because that woman's a bore. I would start talking over her too. Don't get me wrong. There's no chemistry here whatsoever.

This show is so shit that I'm going to subscribe to fucking serious video. No, just I am also of the the same thinking that there's nothing we should go. You just got to play a car horn. Thinking because yeah, thinking is not something that you're up to, ma'am. Yeah, Peggy's making fun of wiggie. To bust on him about it doesn't feel right and yeah he's gross and disgusting things I'm just saying like that stuff they're doing it on purpose they gotta be doing a bit they gotta do it a bit yeah sure he's disgusting and gross and I wish he was dead, but you can't make fun of the guy

I mean, it's just piling We really don't have a beef with him and I don't feel like piling on to a bunch of low vibrational people who So we're gonna go one at a time Honestly, I just a bunch of bullies Yeah, the guy does fucking suck and he spells man You're turn I'm staying far away from that. I don't comment on those things. If someone's gonna post about him, I just leave it alone. I think we're way above yourself. She goes, she goes, these are all low vibration people. Yeah, producer Chris is the bass player. That's right. Yes, that's. And honestly, there's so much more in the world to make fun of or discuss in a surreal smother.

Oh, no, okay, I'm not going to cut it there. This one was explained that we did make fun of things in a serious manner. And the John's out the first to make fun of. All right, sure. If you say so. I've said it once, I've said it before. We let him vote and that's when it all fell apart. You know, this is the problem.

This is the problem. Shulie, showomshulie.com is where you can find all things Shulie and you've been doing the Uncle Rico episodes. Recently covering all the things, that are a job, he was to check that out what else do people need to know about uh... the ms. will mention on patreon uh... if you sign up to my patreon the shulisho you get the uh... shulisho you get donkoreco episodes first and you get uh...

uh... a bunch of bonus content of a bunch of shit stern shows stuff that uh... that is all from my phone so don't be sent to me no season to assist serious because there ain't nothing on there that you got. I think sir just better things to do than to worry about you, Shillie. Yeah, they don't even bother me.

Yeah, exactly. This fucking stutter of jobs, right? I know. So yeah, that's about it, man. Thanks, Carl. And you got to come on sometime. You got to come on Uncle Rico. I'd love to have him.

I haven't been invited. I'm in mean now okay whenever you want I don't Like a minute but I know but the internet thinks that I ran and stole your thing and that you hate me And so I kind of like I kind of like leaving that out there too so when you come on do a lot of anti-Semitic stuff I've already written out three pages of notes. So yeah, I'm ready. I'll come out of these times. I think you have a team. I think I'll have a team. All right. Surely thanks so much for coming on last minute to discuss this with us.

Anytime. Love you guys. Bye. Yeah, Lord. Producers Chris is gone. Wow. What have we done today, Hewz? We've done it all.

What a great, I think it'll tell you. This is probably my favorite time record. We called it a day. We're going to be able to do it. We're going to be able to do it. We're going to be able to do it. We're going to be able to do it? We've done it all. What a grit. I think I'll tell you, this is probably my favorite time accord. Carl, this has been grit. I'm waiting for the other shoot to drop.

I never, I always assume that you're being sarcastic. I am. I know. What have we done today? We talked about Mike Tyson, hot boxing with Mike Tyson and his co-host Sebastian Joseph Day. We talked about a TikTok star who rubbed sort of a giant Oliver or a self-in-early attract man.

We talked about QF, stuttering John, suing everyone, watch out Patreon. It's gonna be Stuttering John's Patreon. In a few months, just you wait and see. He's gonna take over the whole company. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The team.

The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team.

This is the part of the show we play a clip of the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts? Yeah, ready? From the high peaks of the Rocky Mountains, Denver's number one adult entertainment industry podcast. My name is Pixie. And I miss do Jay. So grab your beer and all of your dollars. Next on stage one.

That's right. Next on stage one, a suggestion that came in from Doug from whose right who will be co-hosting with us Hey this this weekend coming up. So we are looking forward to that. Let's see if I can wake up our friend Vic again To come back on the show. Hi, Vic. Hello. Hey. I am happy to tell you It is now time for everybody's favorite game show. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch a clubfooted fuckface. Are you ready to play? Got him.

To catch a clubfooted fuckface. All right, I got a feel back to Kurt I'm not listening to this I never listen to this out of time. I did not know that's gonna happen So I won't be talking about I'm pretty sure Eric the widget so I didn't play the shit the game last week I never received this email and then Carter said me knows like oh one of the hit too close to home I'm like no, I just never got it suddenly sent me to one, and the game that we're gonna play this weekend coming up. I didn't realize that that's what he really did.

Think that I let's do it, it's a fuck dance. It's gotta show it to you. It's totally shit. All right, let's see if we can catch a club foot in the fuck phase, whatever you just said. Dude, this guy sucks at pulling out. He knocked up the mom and the daughter. What did Carl say next? Here are your choices. Number one, I'm a piece of shit. I make people

work for me for free and then I criticize their work. Number two, okay, I'm sorry to break the flow, but again, I talked about this that the catcher damper gates are gonna a little bit too long So I asked her to Get it. Yeah, I give some notes. I got very upset apparently Work for me for free, and then I criticize the work. Number two is pulling out a white guy thing or something? See, I don't think Jen would think too highly of me if I did that. Next, if he marries the mom, is the daughter's kid, his kid, or does he become his grand kid? It's so confusing. Lastly, that's what I call double trouble to cash a clubfooted fuck face. I'm gonna go first I always do. Do you remember your response? I think it was number two about white guys,

the other people who pull out. But it also could have been the comment about the daughter becoming the grand daughter. Well, that's what I put down. Is that what you think it is? All right, he was a what do you think? I've got to go with the work and for free thing because you're a Jewish.

Okay. What do you think? I'm gonna go number two, even though number one is correct. Hey, what did you fucking ate? Dude, this guy sucks at pulling out. He knocked up the mom and the daughter. Is pulling on a white guy thing or something. Why are these people impregnating undone underaged teens?

This game sucks. That's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if you are man enough to catch a dabble. Oh, okay. We're back to dabblers, hopefully. I did have an unfair advantage. I probably should not have answered a dabbler. But, Vicki and I went.

Finally, you won. Yeah, I know. What a car was that. I just took on a more specific version. Yeah, right. That would actually be a fun game. Hey, Carl, what did you say on your pockets?

It was your joke. Oh, okay. It's in my notes. We look. All right, Husey, I want to thank you so much for coming on, Adam Hughes from It's Husey Howo is the podcast, you have a YouTube channel. I do. We're people find that.

Yeah, well on YouTube, at the clock. A good point. It's called Husey Entertainment. I've just started uploading clips from my Pat Dexon interview a little behind a little bit. I sent the podcast in to be uploaded about a week ago, which they still haven't. But I've an episode of a clip coming tomorrow of Pat Dexon talking about the fight between Armburg and Geno Biscanti and Paddiction told me that when he threw when Armburg attacked Geno a Geno actually pissed himself

Really? Yes, and apparently it was like a big piss not just like Scward Yeah, it was like when that when Vic squirted that one time, it was just a big bladder full of pee. Will you send me that link? I don't have the link on Farge LA. I don't either. Yeah. Ack Boo. Yeah, yeah, so get the practice and then you get a juicy scoop is what you're telling us

Well, let's not use that that word after Pesh talk, but yeah, okay There's a whole lot of stuff check a huge entertainment lot of Carl stuff And give me credit because we've recorded for over two hours and I haven't said the aunt man wants You got him fucked it all up. But also black lives. Please do as they get next time. It might be that we find out what's for all who are these podcasts. Sleep well every party in the must this of morning radio. Okay. Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. 1000%

With Vic. with Vic. You look like a cow. Vic, we have any new reviews? You do. You have, um, fuck, three. Wow. I was expecting it number like 17. Yeah, 22. She's going through, she's like,

oh, hold on a second. Ah, three. Listen, I'm only on because I'm a bisexual Jewish woman who supports your show, Carl. Thank you for doing that. You're so welcome. By the way, you look like you're back in your old place. I thought you moved into your new house. Not yet.

I am. I'm still in Fredericksburg for the time being for the next month. Oh, for the next month so people can still see you performing stand up comedy on Wednesday nights. Yeah. You're going out tonight? Yeah. Where is that? Um, it's at the chimney top in Fredericksburg.

It's in a bourbon bar. So at least you can get shit face. Nice. Has anyone ever come out who knows who you are? Oh, fuck no. Now, if you're in Virginia, drive out and see Vic sometime on a Wednesday night at the chimney top, whatever you called it.

It's about an hour from the DC area. So if you're visiting John, you can visit me. There you go. Perfect. Any material about black people? Just about my realtor. Why, do you want to share some jokes with her? You want to, you want to sell her some jokes?

I wouldn't call them jokes. He's gonna read from his diary. Let's see. Jews and blacks get along just fine. I haven't gotten beaten up yet. So we'll see. That's good. Oh, you wanna do it?

Yeah. Say it. Oh. See you. All right. Let's hear these reviews. Okay. This first one is by one saint. He said just good. Now met.

And then he put an asterisk at it. It's good again. And then he put an asterisk at it to back to loser bill. That's pretty funny. I think that's a reference to the first news that we used to be good. Now we're not and give us two stars. I could be a ron.

I would say so. Is that a five-star review? I'm not done yet. Oh, sorry. Keep going. My bad. Thought I was over. Bitch, you're baited a cuck.

I'm funny. What did you do? He said, I think he said. Oh. He says, I think he said. Oh. He says, I think it's safe to say everyone can see that Carl's getting too big for his Osh gosh, baggoshes by bragging constantly about how much he makes off his Patreon. We all know majority of the money is funneled in from Drew.

The man crushes Real and it's hard to cobbling a living together in a wood panel basement hashtag Hashtag Mazawie Army. Mazawie. Okay. That's a Detroiter then. We announced. I was on the dream make show yesterday. We announced the live show in Detroit September 30th at the magic bag. Tickets are not available yet.

But what they are, we will announce that as well. So that's going to be fun. Is it? Yeah. I heard Detroit is a fantastic growing city. It's flourishing. We're gonna be in Ferndale. Michigan. Great. Yeah. And Vic, I'm hoping you can come to this show. I saw I saw yes. That was like yes has. Yes, all right. Perfect. This next one is an excellent show by conservative atheist. It's too positive, but he says I've become addicted to the show.

Needless to say, my favorite feature is Stuttering John, but they do a great job goofing on countless other podcasters. Keep up the great work. Wait a second. We're not beating a dead horse. I thought I was told that it's too much now. No, Carly it's going to be a good one. I'm not sure if it's going to be a good one. I'm not sure if it's going to be a good one.

I'm not sure if it's going to be a good one. I'm not sure if it's going to be a good one. I'm not sure if it's going to be a good one. I'm not sure if it's going to be a good one. I'm not sure if it's going to

be a good one. I'm not sure if it's going to be a good one. I'm not sure if it's going to be a good one. I'm not sure if it's going to be a good one. I'm not sure if it's going to be a good one.

I'm not sure if it's going to to be a good one. I'm not sure if it's podcast that reviews other podcasts, this show is not for you. The German-host Carl Hamburg is as good at reviewing podcasts as he is walking with his two-club feet. All they do is hate on the success and fame of the stuttering goat malindes and battle on for over an hour about their failures. And then at the end of the show, by trying to seduce the audience with that review, girl, Vic, more like Ike. Don't listen if you wish to keep her sanity. How have I never come with that, before? You girl, Ike, that's good. You're not eight. That's how I, okay. Right now is only a good idea to me. It's been done.

Ah, that's a five star review? That is. Perfect. Thank you very much for the positive reviews. Remember, keep giving us five stars and then shitting on us in the comments section. It makes it fun. It makes it fun for Victor Reed.

And the five stars helps the algorithm help people find the show. Yeah. And confuses people. And confuses people. And as you guys know, the reason why we have making a living from this is because of Drew from the Drew and Mike's show. So I need all the other help that I can possibly get.

Uh-oh, your battery is going to die and your camera. Okay, we're going to move fast. Listen to some voicemails. Yo, Carl, I got some info on your boy Tommy from MGS Media. John A. Light, AL-IT, you got to podcast the mob, the mafia and the man. Episode, it's season 3, episode 21, the making of a killer. Started 43 minutes and he talks about your boy Tommy.

He got some info on him that you're going to find interesting. Start and hit you up before the ones I show, but I'm kind of fucking busy. All right, I'm not gonna go do what he just said, but if somebody else could insend that to me, that'd be great. So go back, listen to that voice mail. For free. Figure out what he said. Yeah, they'll be no payment for it.

I may or may not remember to give you credit for it. I often forget, but if someone could do that, that'd be great. Oh, Chris Chan called into the show. This is exciting. Directly from prison. I call. This is Christina Weston-Chammer calling from prison.

I'm just going to tell you about Ethan on the bonus show. It's really easy, hard to fuck a 2D character. Let me tell you about the poor old dimension in your hand. When you pleasure yourself with your hand, the portal gravit gravacades towards the this conduct has no longer minutes the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the very good christian this voice mail right here i thought was very well done i this message is for stuttering john melendez this is mad on the char talent rep for the rooto rudder branch in canota park uh... we appreciate you taking the time to apply for open entry level assistant plumbing tech position uh... but unfortunately we are going to pass on your candidacy

while we appreciate that you can make your own twerlitt uh... discuss that length that you made a man named Howard laughed at one time in 1993. You're going to need a bit more relevant experience for this role. What's the in touch for future opportunities? All right well executed my friend. Vic this one goes out to you. Wow. Vic said she bought a house across the street from a strip club. So it's slow to wonder on how long it takes her husband to find any wife. Yeah, bye bye, Mr. Beck. I know. I love to fuck another listener, I guess. I guess so. I'm listening. Speaking

of which, the counter, the counter driver did call in. Very nice. Yeah, I'm not sure this was meant for the air and out, but I don't know. Hey Carl, Cal photographer here. I've been staring at your logo. It sucks. I know it's been a running thing, but it's been like seven years. So, I did some drafts of a couple of logos and it needs to know where to send those. So, call me back. Let me know.

W-A-T-P-Show at gmail.com is the answer to that. Vect you have a comment for that? Boys, well, he was a failed graphic designer so then he joined the army. join the army. Can I have these shoes? I know. I've never seen her more at me. This is a very funny set story you told me. That's great. Well, he also hates eat that are out for barely.

Good. Ralph, you like the coolest kid in the trailer park and then let's go to his ego in this very ghetto fabulous way. Block that fat piece of shit. You suck. If you don't talk about him, no one in this audience ever shit. Always shit. Yeah, that's the sentiment I got from a lot of people.

Like, that's fine. We don't need to talk about either Ralph. By the way, did you hear what Ethan Ralph did, has been doing today? No. He's been flagging and shutting down a bunch of YouTube channels. Oh, is he really? Yeah, like it was reading that he's gone after... Revented the cis.

Oh. And he's gone after a whole bunch of people who've been talking about him so he's a fat cunt. I don't know that sure now I'm just hearing this now but if he's going after my boys Royce and Merch that's not gonna add a while for Ethan. That's good. I love you Merch and Royce she have a lovely smile. So are you saying he's a Monday fat? Yeah it's exactly. Alright so that's a Monday fed. Exactly. All right, so that's a pretty good nickname for him. Is that what I've ever used that before?

I don't know. Yeah, that's good. Now, we did the Chadcast this last episode. And it was, it was these three young girls, two of them from Japan, and talking about random nonsense. Well, someone sent in some good

information about that. That was nonsense. Well, someone sent in some good information about that. That was confused. Hey, Carl. So one thing that you guys did not pick up on during the show was that this is, or during the chat testing, is that this is a huge multimedia, kind of lomerate called hollow lives in Japan, where they literally get people to

audition to be talent. This is yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, and there's like million and they have millions of followers and they have different languages all everywhere. This is their e-n, English thing, but what is it's crazy. So yeah, that's about it. That's about it. That's about it, bye. This makes a lot of sense to me because,

now Jen from the Jingo's department, since she couldn't find any info on these women, and I found it immediately, as I didn't want to goof out her out of the show. But, the information that I found about all of these hosts is that they will be on the internet, doing something since like 2021. One of them was all the way back to 2020.

So now this makes a lot of sense. Old, they were hired by a talent scout to be part of a bigger company that already has a huge following. Now it all makes sense. I wish I would have known that ahead of time. I don't know why I wish I would have known that. Would have helped in any single way.

That's my chad cost is so good. It's why it's so good because there's a company behind it. That's how you know something's gonna be good. I found this voice to be able to be pretty funny. Goofy'd add me. Someone's gonna make it not me, but someone has to make a compilation of the amount of times Carl has talked about going to a pool party,

a grown man talking about, I can't wait to play by the pool today. Oh it's such a beautiful day out. I have to go to the pool. The pool? What the fuck? Is the pool cooler in upstate New York or something? Like what the fuck? Yeah. You're a grown man. It's a valid question We'll call you back on the back. in that direction. I wasn't expecting But I thought that was pretty funny. Oh, here's another lonely guy goofy got us I'm curl nandy. I play an instrument rock band. I drive coke cola. I have jobs. I Don't know anything about Pokemon. Oh, you kids and you Pokemon. I'm the same age as you people and I know it's all that Pokemon.

I don't know. Who knows maybe someday you'll make part of a has band and become popular. I think they're internet for doing something. No. Can happen, anyone. Instead of playing Bogeyman, we're jacking off to Leia. That part of the VHS was just fucked. Wait, I'm not talking about what you're saying.

The bikini in front of the job in the hot. Absolutely. Who did jerk off to that? You jerked off to that? No. No? Mine was the Titanic. Oh, when Rose gets naked. I have class. Good for you. By the way, I should mention

that Ethan Ralph called into the show. Oh, this is exciting. Carl, this is your old pal Ethan. I must tell you, I don't think that you should be continuing with what you're continuing on. I know where you live, and with this information, I will show you just what the pig squeal sounds like. Great! Thanks, Ethan for calling it a show. I appreciate it. Paco, Caldaine. Paco is a big fan of Jenny Jingles. Yeah, what's up, Carlos is Paco.

I just want to clarify something real quick. And I say squashing the beef. That means that we've settled our disagreements. I knew that. Whatever they may be. Again, it's more of a hip hop term. You're not really that hip sorry I feel like I should explain you know what I'm saying uh great show by the way man I love

the show it's my it's very good I like it's good you're doing great buddy you know oh yeah what's up Jen I fucking see I see you girl what's good you know saying hit me up god damn I see you girl. What's good? You know, say hit me up. God damn, I see you, Jen. I'm about to rewatch this episode on you. Tell me. All right, man. I'll see y'all later. Shout out to, um, I don't know. Shout out to, uh, shout out to Gary, he said, yeah, okay, I'm gonna say Jen. It's scary. What have made more sense? Cooper Commander call it to the show. Oh, yes, it now looks like a day for no one here. Come back. to drop. We should bring back. This guy, by the way, I got to reach out to him

because he said he'd be willing to put together a highlight video. They would make it easy for people to get into our show. Sure. You know, show like some of the recurring people that we goof on, introduce what's going on. That's a good idea. I don't want to do it.

I don't want to pay someone to do it. I just want to have it. Right don't want to pay someone to do it. I just want to have it. The drill Jew here is Carl. Alright, Barry from Escondito called in to the show. Everyone loves Barry. Hey Carl, Barry from Escondito reporting in on John Zillowactivity. Well, but, but, but, no activity. He hasn't sold his condo, he's not getting any bid, and the prices are dropping.

The prices have dropped from 454,000 to 424. So he's lost $30,000 in the last week, as far as the estimated value. I hope he's not sweating that out. And I hope he doesn't need the money. Some people have speculated that he's defaulted on his loan. That's why he's selling the property. I don't know if that's true.

I hope he's not defaulted on his loan. That would be terrible for Stuttering John. What's this guy from Quite Frankly? All right, one more. Voice mail, Chip Chippason called into the show again. Always loved with Chip calls in. Hey, call it Chip. Hey, he's called Hanberger.

That's a nice label with a call Frank Bertie taking a selfie. Double gun, come, come back home. Don't run, call me a homerun. The Ant-Man. Okay, folks, guess what? The episodes? Oh, wow! That was a great episode! That was really great!

I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye!