Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep333 - Next On Stage One

Episode Date: August 7, 2022

We have a hot one for you this week. Pixie and Mr. J are a couple of retired strippers that want to get into some sexy sex talk. Well, after they talk about how frustrating the weather can be in Denver. Is it summer yet or what? Doug from Who's Right joins the show to talk about a very controversial exchange Pixie had with a potential podcast guest. He wanted to come on her show and she said "no." It's crazy! We also hear from Vito Gesualdi again, Tony Michaels makes his triumphant return to the Stuttering John Show, and John's favorite poker buddy makes an appearance. https://whosrightpodcast.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hopefully, Vick will be up later to read the new reviews that are coming through. First, we'll be reviewing a show called Next On Stage 1. This was a suggestion from Doug. We have both listened to it separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. It's a show hosted by Mr. Jay and Pixie and Doug. How did you stumble onto this one?

Organically through Twitter. We have some mutual friends and it was just came across my feed and I checked it out and I decided that the next time you asked me to come on, this was going to be the one that I was going to listen to. Well, it's a good choice and I'm going to let you start off because you have a lot of clips on here and I want to see what sums up the show for you or maybe just a clip to get us into this world. Right up to the last minute, I was just going to use their intro. Yeah. Just because it's shit. But I landed on number seven. right up to the last minute, I was just gonna use their intro. Yeah.

Just because it's shit, but I landed on number seven. Okay. This is gonna be a great show. What do you wanna talk about? Oh! That's something, show free. This is gonna be a great show. What do you wanna talk about?

How do you know it's gonna be a great show? If you don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, so the episode I listened to was like how to deal with trolls or something. And the setup is, it's a 30, it's 35 minutes of dialogue about somebody that sent her a direct message asking to come on the show. The conversation didn't go well. And then they spend 35 minutes just talking about this Twitter DM exchange. This is her setting that up. They refer to this guy as red because they don't want to give him

exposure as they say. And we got into some crazy shit. I always get into crazy shit, but that's the fun of it. Okay. Okay. So what pre- or what follows this is the 35 minutes of crazy shit that they got into. Now keep in mind that they're both retired strippers. Yeah, and I also exaggerate quite a bit. I've noticed. We had exaggeration going out of the show. We have some examples of that later. I got on the show. Well, we have some examples of that later. But like what I was thinking is how fucking boring is their life now that they just keep their clothes on, that this is what they consider crazy shit,

just a Twitter exchange. So number 13 is getting into the intro to this conversation. He's slid into my DMs. He's slid into a lot of people's DMs. Yeah, and don't make it. We're not gonna name. I don't wanna give this guy a press.

He's, trolls don't do. He's bad. You don't name trolls. You make fun of trolls. Okay. He doesn't wanna give them press. Is that what he said? Yeah, so do you think he's the news media?

They think very, very highly of themselves. They sure do, yeah. Okay, so 17 is the next step in this story. That's a very nice reply. Hey, I want to learn some. I don't know anything about it. Yeah, I'd like to take a look at whatever the fuck you got. Maybe this person doesn't know how to work Twitter.

They might be a rock star and we just don't know. We don't know. So I wasn't going to be a dick at the beginning because I can be. So far, what we have is a musician said, hey, I'd like to come on your show. Okay. She said, no.

It's pretty controversial so far. Okay. So, so slow down. Tidilating. I understand that the next clip is going to be 41. It is a long clip and it's, there's not a payoff, but you have to listen to this to understand the context of the entire episode about the adult nightlife industry and strippers and whores and all the good shit, this is more important than what their show is supposed to be about.

So number 41. The first message from said red is I'm a rock star and I want to be on your podcast. And he goes, I'm a great fit. I've listened to your show. I have so many funny stories that you'll piss your pants laughing. My band is blank. I'm a successful at it. We'll get along perfectly.

Well, it'll be awesome. Maybe next weekend, it would be a good time. I'm super busy, but I can fit you in. For some reason. I said, after long consideration, I will have to decline your offer. Red goes, why? LOL makes no sense.

I go, I listen to your music and past interviews. I talked it over with my co-host, you. Mr. J. And it's not the direction we're looking for. Red responds with, is your co-, your husband, because if that's the case, it makes total sense. Left my ass off. Men get intimidated by my cousins. At least you did your research, LOL. This is when Pixie, the tide had turned. This is when something switches in my brain and I am prepared. Now I'm not a feminist. I'm like probably a classic feminist. Stop.

Little hand sign. Yes. You know nothing about my podcast. I'm the one that makes the last decision. This is not about men and women. You don't fit as a guest for my show and sometimes that happens. you don't fit as a guest for my show and sometimes that happens. Red responds. Ha ha ha. Oh no. Oh no. I'm allowed to speak my truth. I really don't care if you say I don't fit.

I said that men get intimidated by my presence and that's total fact. Take that as you will. I really don't care. My response before I blocked him was, your presence is not intimidating. Cut that off right there. You're just not interesting for my listeners,

and it's the not, it's the direction I choose to throw down. This is not interesting for your listeners. Why are you bringing this up? Why do they go through all of this? So, but I need you to fully appreciate the work that I put into your show. That was 35 minutes that I had to try to trim up as short as possible.

So you could understand that I listened to 35 minutes to get nothing, but I had to have something to bring to the show. So I had to share what I listened to. Yeah, I understand. That sounds works. Okay. So that was the first 35 minutes of the show.

Yep. Number 19 is her co-host response to this whole story. I get the final word in, still be nice to this motherfucker. Still let it out, tell him, hey, you still suck, but in a nice way and then I screenshot everything and let Twitter have him good well well it's petty fucking down and dirty yeah and dirty hey sometimes I hate squealers

what is she handling about? What do you do wrong? I'm very confused by this whole thing. This seems very innocuous to me. Right. That's the thing. So she's saying that this, okay, the title of the episode is how to deal with trolls or whatever.

Yeah. And also it was, apparently, one conversation back and forth, it's time to deal with trolls, which by the way is not the right answer, but okay, go ahead. But her, she thinks very, very highly of her Twitter presence. Yes. Did you, does she talk about it that in the episode that you listened to? No, but they talk about their numbers and they talk about their YouTube numbers. And these are things I can look up, so I know what they are.

They're very impressive themselves. All right, well, let me play a couple clips of things that I picked up on. And these guys started off doing this just for fun, but now it's become very serious. And they want you to know that. I'm hoping that you think podcasting is still a direction to pursue, because I do too. Yes. If you do, you know, just, this is one of those mediums that takes time. It does, it takes time.

Everybody thinks when they get into podcasting, it's just gonna be easy. You're just gonna make all kinds of money. You're gonna have perfect crisp, clear sound every time you podcast. No. Without seeing what kind of lights we got going on, without seeing like what weird shit that we've went through as podcast.

Yeah, over the past like two years. It's been amazing. Amazing. Does anyone think that just by podcasting you start making tons of money? I don't think anyone thinks that, right? I mean, I kind of did, but. You did?

I just was sort of podcasting Joe Rogan. Oh, we did. Yeah, I fully anticipated to be making hundreds of dollars a year off of it. Well, they're nailed at that. So now they're reflecting back on this journey because they're finishing up season three of their podcast.

They're very successful now. We're gonna see where I go. We went from not knowing what we were doing to Kiki Kali as our show stopper. We got down in dirty gear. Yeah, we did, but we're learning that. We're not dirty enough. Man.

And it's not dirty. You know, are we old Fogies at this point? That's the question, dude. I had to call you on again. We're not old Fogies. We're season veterans. We may not be experts at what we do, but we have spent our time in the trenches.

Yeah, but we're with the Vietnam death. Yeah. Well. All right. So I took a fancy this because I actually am a Vietnam vet. I don't know if you know that about me, Doug. But I was over there in Vietnam when people have this stolen valor, I believe they explain this as saying that you're a

Vietnam vet. It was tough times over there. Now listen, it wasn't all tough times. It was a lot of fun too. We would go out drinking a lot. There was some cool shit going on. But we didn't know who the enemy was. We didn't know who we were fighting against. We're in this jungle. The jungle is pretty cool too. So I go to the fun. I didn't go to Vietnam, but I did make necklaces out of people's ears. It's all I can relate to. So anyway, that just set me off when they said that. And then let's talk about Mr. Jay and some of the things that I've got some good ones on on him.

Let's talk about some of the things that he said to us. So he's admiring a stripper that they spoke to recently on their show. She's so cute. I had to behave myself. Oh, Lord. She was such a cutie and she had to pink and she was fluffy. Yes, she was pink and fluffy. I bet you'll pussy just taste like cotton candy, Kiki.

She's so fluffy. Could you imagine if you went down in the girl and her pussy did taste like candy? That would be so gross. I'd be so weirded out by that. I'd have the softest dick anyone's ever had of their life. Like what is wrong with this girl? What the fuck?

Don't think. I guess you'd be better than like, Southbury steak or something. I don't know. It's arguable, I suppose. Yeah. All right, did you check there? Did you look at their YouTube?

I did. Yes. In fact, I have video clips that I'm going to play for you in a minute. I was shocked. I listened to the full episode, pulled all the clips, and then went to the YouTube channel. And I thought I was on the wrong one, because it was a white girl and a black guy. And I was looking for a nerdy white guy Yeah, no mr. J is a super cool black guy who used to be a stripper and

Actually, they talk about their YouTube numbers here. They're very impressed with themselves like I was saying Because you talked about moving here You got to talk about all the things. That was a good episode. It got down in dirty too. So check that one out. But my numbers suck. OK, but it's funny. It's funny.

Because the YouTube numbers on the other hand are extremely high. Yeah. They give a fuck about the audio, but they watch in the fuck out of it. So thanks, YouTube. Their YouTube numbers are not high. The highest viewed video they have is 273 views. And the guest on that one is this guy who owns these, it's called Denver Dolls.

And this is a company that rents out sex dolls. This is ridiculous business model, right? And then Mr. J says this about it. One of my favorite guests for this season, for season three was Brian. Brian, yeah. From Denver, Dulls. Oh my gosh.

Oh, much fun, dude. Fucking cool. Hey, Brian, I still need to fuck one your dollars. Yeah. We have his number. But most of their videos average about 70 views. And I don't know how many subscribers they have, but maybe a couple hundred, but they have,

but they're very proud of themselves. And at a certain point, they talk about how famous they now are. Look, and the reviews just helped me. I've got to be able to figure out what direction you want us to go in. I want to be able to keep entertaining people. I can just do this for shits and giggles. I got other stuff. In the beginning, we did this for shits and giggles.

Yeah. Now, I was ready to put it. Now, I'm like, no, people recognize this shit. I'm not going to say it was easy, but we got two interviews off the internet in Denver I was just able to say hey, I miss do Jay from next on stage one. She's like yeah, I've heard of you Big D has heard my voice in somebody else's car listening to the show Okay, all right now that you know how famous they are, do you want to soften your approach to this one? I don't want to get out of their bad side.

You know, this earlier this week, we ripped into Mike Tyson, and I wasn't nervous about that at all, but now that I know that Mr. Jay is so famous, he got two interviews off the internet. I'm not sure if we should go any harder. Yeah, I didn't realize that somebody had heard her voice in the car.

I fully anticipated that they had nobody's ever heard of. Somebody else's car. That's incredible. That's some claim to fame. All right, where did you pick up on from our friend, Mr. J here? So I want to talk a little bit about Mr. J and he fancies himself kind of a badass. Sure. So number 24 is him starting to hype himself up.

Hey, man, I'm so passive aggressive, especially on the internet. And here's the thing, you know, I'm alpha, dude, I'm true alpha. Okay. Don't roll up on me as one of my fans. Right. You don't start none, don't be none. You're getting nervous. Like, you know, that feeling like where you know you just peed,

but you still feel like you have to pee. Because you're getting, your nerves are fucking with you. Now, number 22, he's getting more and more amped up. So F, you Mr., I'm like, I don't want that on my fucking tag, dude, that's not so cool. So I'm like, dude, I am not the one you want him to, I'm like, I'm not the one you want to mess with. Okay.

I'm like, me? No. I'm not that guy. All right. Okay. Okay. Now you know you have fucked up. Yeah.

You have fucked up now. Uh-oh. So what do you anticipate is all of this building up to? How is he going to deal with this motherfucker? I, then I don't know, Doug, I'm just nervous over here. I feel like I have to pee even though I just pee. You want to deal? You know there's gonna be blood.

You know that there's gonna be violence. It's gonna be chaos, number 23. Okay. I'm thinking that I don't want to know anything about you. Okay, I don't know you. We don't care about weak dick energy. Yeah. So I sent him a text back with Robert De Niro

with a classic just. Okay, he said back in the animated gif. Number 25. He's not fucking done, Carl. Down there. You really want get down and dirty? Not gonna door. I'm winged talk. anyway, so my response to him thinking I'm being original it is Marilyn Monroe Saying that you how long some you must be oh another one. That's a good one. That's a good one Thank you

Clancy it's over that or or Buzz Light near Buzz Lightly or saying you were sad, sad little man. Buzz who? That was Buzz Night Lear. I've never seen that gift. It sounds pretty intimidating though. I'd watch out if I were whoever's getting these text messages. It's to be that guy. I don't.

I reached out to him, but he actually just cut off his internet and everything. He was done with it after the Buzz Knight Lear gift reply. Could I show you the video intro they have for their YouTube videos? This is interesting because they're very proud of themselves with their studio and the production they put into the show. And I want to point out that the...

Not their painting ability. It's not the... It's not the... I want to point out that this show, audio wise, is garbage. The levels are all over the place. They have no mic control. There's no compression.

There's no normalization. They don't do anything you need to do to have a show that sounds good. And then when you watch it You understand why this is the intro What do you an axel on cable and do a microphone wow Like on soft There's Mr. Jay

Fixie some important There's Mr. G.A. Fixy Summit Pork. It's great. There's the stripper. I've been looking at how they draw themselves. Isn't it like super hot people? It's adventure. Winches back. It's still here. And it's sauce.

Alright, so Mr. J has a sweater on that says Mr. J on it. So he's branding very good. He's got one of those hats. It's like, I don't know, what would you call that? Like a pant on my jack or something? Yeah, yeah. Style hat. And the pixie there, I don't know if she used to be in shape, I imagine.

She was at one time. It's kind of a shape. Rounded a shape. Mr. J also has disgusting fingernails. Yeah. We got there with Studge-O. I know. I think that was Pixie actually.

Take a look at this again. I thought it was a burglar. Oh, I missed it. Yeah, what's that? Why did people who have the grossest fingernails have to do all of these close-ups on their hands all the time? It's so gross. All right, before we get off of this, I have to show you what happens because I started

watching. This is the first video I started watching. And they have this woman on who used to be an escort and a stripper and I'm guessing decades ago and they get into right off the bat, you'll never believe this producer Chris spicy weather talk. They cannot stop themselves. Yeah. Wincher, wincher's back.

It's still here. And it's such. It's been fucking cold at night It's supposed to be like 60 degrees next week Ready to rub one out right now Look at how far the microphones are from their faces. What's the point? Just put them in the closet Fucking summer next week that's bullshit and's gonna be fucking summer next week. That's bullshit. And then then like Tuesday of next week, it's gonna be a

adopting. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's fine. Whatever. Right around the corner. And we get plenty of people who are fooled by the weather and they just don't understand you always keep a jacket in the car. Yeah. Always. Yeah. And a sweater. And yes, when you walk out the house, you're like,

oh, I got to go back and get my jacket. That makes sense, right? Right. Yeah, we do that all the time. There's nothing up with it. We'll grab it. We'll grab it. We'll grab it. We'll grab it. Like a jacket. We'll be all kinds of prepared and people are looking at it like, but you're wearing shorts. Of course, I'm wearing shorts. Man, it's going to be beautiful until but in five minutes. You just don't like the weather. You wait at five minutes. Yeah. I love challenge.

I love challenge. We used to be strippers, and now we talk about the weather. Check it out. Died of myself, that poor guest that they have. I know. She's just like, are you guys going to introduce me at some point? Did we start the show?

Yeah, what is going on right now? So I felt we were going to be talking about fucking or something. Yeah, right, exactly. So then Pixie, you know I'm a whore, right? It's me at some point. It's me at some point. It's me at some point. It's me at some point. It's me at some point. It's me at some point. It's me at some point. It's me at some point. It's me at some point. It's me at some point. It's me at some point. It's me at some point.

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I learned how to weld. Nice. I learned how to do the ways. What's that? It's welding. Oh, okay. Wow, you're learning technicals. You're learning technicals.

Yeah. Can you go back a couple seconds? Yeah. Who cards? Do the ways. What's that? I'm learning technicals. Yeah, I'm learning. Can you go back a couple seconds? Yeah, of course. Do the waves. What's that? It's welding.

Oh, OK, stop. Wow, you're. What she said is I'm going to learn how to do the lathe. Yes. A lathe is a machine that turns down steel. Or would I guess? No, it's welding. Yeah, she does sun.

It's welding. Yeah, that's what I want. What the fuck am I thinking? Listen to this because after she does not answer that question, Mr. J has a great comeback. I'm gonna learn how to do the ways What's that? Hey, it's welding. Oh, okay. Wow. You're learning technical stuff I'm gonna ask them. You're so smart. In the opposite of that. All right, so finally they get into the intros and the way that these two, the chemistry they have,

this is their third season. The way they're able to finish each other's seven. Wait, what is up with seasons? Every cover they're before, what? Yes. Are there seasons and podcasts? They, the podcasting platforms encourage it. Oh.

When you go and upload an episode, you have to say what season it is and then what episode number it is. I don't know why they encourage it. Oh, when you go and upload an episode, you have to say what season it is and then what episode number it is. I don't know why they encourage that. It's a TV thing. It's on the radio, there were never seasons. You just have a radio show. Will they kill off one of these characters?

Yeah. Yeah. All right, let's check out these intro. What about you, Lucky? What have you been up to this week or into this week? This week? This week? Um, homework, mostly. Oh, God.

How was it up there? It was warmer than it was here. And I'm about to snow. I mean, there was more snow accumulated, but I went up during the storm that was happening. And there was about the same amount of snow up there. So it was down here. Cool. Well, for you, ladies and gentlemen,

that are just tuning in. You're wondering who that was. We have a special guest here. Yeah, very special guest, man. Okay, yeah. You can't be just tuning in to a YouTube video. This isn't being broadcast, this isn't syndicated. No, it's not.

If you're just coming to the channels and get some, let me back up a second. We've had some pretty incredible weather talk, but let's get into it with our guests. I'll bring you up to speed. Yeah, thanks here. Thanks for that recap. It was, we have a special guest here.

Yeah, very special guest, man. Yeah, so let's roll into this. My name is Pixie. And I miss do Jay and you guys are listening to next on stage one Denver best. We're not the only. No, we're not the only. We're one of the favorites. Adult nightlife. Jambs and Framshams. They did not rehearse that, that's for sure. We am Miss Pixie. And I, Mr. Jay.

And you guys are listening to Next On Stage 1, Denver's. Best. We're not the only. No, we're not the only. We're one of the favorites. Adult nightlife podcast. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh god, it's so awkward. And did you catch that? They go, we have a great guest with us in the audience. Yeah. That's not the odd. Maybe that is the whole audience, just the other person sitting at the table. Now, I think about it.

We brought our audience onto the show. So there's no one to listen. Yeah, the bleachers are empty. All right. I have more videos to play, but let's get back to your clips here, Doug. All right. So talking about her ego, there's several statements through this where she references

her Twitter numbers and... What are her Twitter numbers? Well, how many followers does she have? I think it's somewhere around. She has like 15,000 followers, but she's one of those that's following like 12,000 people. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay.

Like, if you look through her Twitter, which I looked through as far as it would let me go, trying to find that exchange, most of her, maybe three replies, maybe a comment, yeah, maybe half a dozen likes. So you can say that you can see that it's not an engaged following that it is a following nonetheless. All right. Number 10 is her ego trip starting.

You know, but you you fuck around with people in a different way though, you know, because as long as we've been doing this, your internet presence is much bigger than mine. It's ridiculous. Whoa. It's ridiculous. Very proud of herself. It's ridiculous. Whoa, ridiculous. Very proud of herself. She's welding. She's on Twitter. What does him she do? She doesn't clean her fingernails.

I think we established that. Doesn't clean fingernails. And she doesn't look good naked. But other than that. OK, so in this exchange with this musician, Jay, or whatever the fuck his name is, can't figure out why she's always the one that finds herself in this drama.

Why is everybody always attacking her? Can I get my name? No, why not? Whoa, that's some drama. Number 12. Twitter, the account itself hasn't gotten in trouble, but people like to fuck with me on Twitter. Why?

They see that these numbers that I've built and they go, oh, man, she's got such a big following. I can cut my teeth on her. How does that make sense? I know, that's so fucking stupid. What are you talking about? I can cut my teeth on her? She's just chewing the shit.

She sounds like an idiot. You're saying? So as I always do, I have found myself. of the shit. She sounds like an idiot. You say? So as I always do, I have found myself, I've checked out her three, her, she has two other shows other than this one. Oh, great. She, they have two Patreons. What's she? They have, of course, Instagram and Twitter and Facebook and TikTok. And if you go to our TikTok page, you can watch her because she also sells used toys at the flea market. She grinds on steel.

I think she's now a manager at a... She works in a cemetery, she's had one of the episodes I was listening to. She got a new job at the cemetery. She said it's very quiet. He asked her how it was. She goes, it's very quiet. That's right.

All right. So she's still trying to let the audience know just how lucky they are to have time to listen to her because she is so busy. So number 14. Okay. Yeah. We are lucky. I get a lot of requests to be in groups.

I get a lot of like contacts because I'm helping I get a lot of contacts because I'm helping other podcasters. So sometimes it gets real busy. So, okay. Okay. So, she is letting Jay and the audience know just how fucking busy she is with all this shit. Yeah. So, Jay is trying to talk about how he's using Twitter and how he's trying to build up his brand, so to speak. And if you listen to, I don't know, Kant is, I think is the word that comes to mind. Okay. What she, she comes over the top of her co-host

for no fucking reason, number 21. Okay. Then I get this random text from red. Oh! Yeah, yeah, okay. Random. I don't know this person. Okay, I'm not.

I don't know this person. You don't like, you get like less than five other followers on Twitter. Oh, shut fire! Who would want to talk to followers on Twitter. Oh, shut fire! Who would want to talk to you on Twitter? No, he said he texted him, right? He got a text. He was talking about Twitter. He was, okay.

And then she goes, who the fuck would have been one of the times to send him a lesson 500 followers on Twitter? What a waste of time. You can't even cut your teeth. Someone who has a lesson 500 followers. What's the point? Let's say that you were in an exchange.

You're J in this situation. Wouldn't you have just stopped whatever you were saying and say, like, how the fuck is that relevant? Yeah. Yeah. I think I would have fired back personally, but that's just very, did he say anything? No, no, he just kept going. He didn't even acknowledge it. But what she needs you to know is that even though through this growth spurt that she's experienced over the last year, there's some growth spurt going out with her. You know, it so it can inflate your ego a little bit when you make that transaction to buy a bunch of followers on Twitter. And then you see your numbers jump up. Anyway, number number 27 is how she's reacted to her new phone fame.

I still act on my Twitter like I only have a hundred followers. Yes, I built it from a hundred followers. Wow. If this one actually were in favor, she'd be a monster. Fuck that. I don't know how she's able to do that, but I could see why they're so popular because they get amazing guests and the way they introduce this guest

is the most insulting way you can possibly introduce a guest on your show. It'd be like, let's pretend that I didn't reach out to Doug weeks ago when I asked him to come on the show. Let's say that I asked him 15 minutes ago and I was like, Doug, I'm desperate. All of the guests I was supposed to have out here fell through. And then I made everyone aware of that as soon as Doug came on my show. Just like, yeah, Doug's filling in. I didn't want him here, but we needed to have

someone. So here he is. I'm glad you found us a guest. I know. You know, because we had we were were gonna have a great interview with another stripper. Yes. But I love strippers and I hate strippers. And just like you said. Damn it. Just like cats.

You just can't wrangle them. And man, I had an interview set up. You had an interview set up. Or whatever. Bullshit reasons. They should present and show up. That's right. So instead we went to the...

A different perspective. Yeah, I had somebody on Twitter space ask me, do we have any episodes that talk about the customer's perspective? And I went, no. They got a guy who hangs out in strip cross. Yeah. To be the guest on the show. And they're humiliating him in front of them.

Are they even aware that there's someone sitting there? It doesn't seem like it. This is perfect. So my clip number two is her discussing, and this is back to the musician, and she didn't want him on because he's a musician. This is the criteria it takes for you to be accepted as a guest on their show. But you're walking into we tell you all of the time

that you have to be living here in Denver, Colorado because it would Denver basement basic entry. The next criteria is you have to be in the adult entertainment nightlife in some way shape or form. Did you get up on stage? Ever? Did you data stripper? Did you take your clothes off more than once for a dollar?

Were you a balancer on one of these really ritzy clubs? Have you been a DJ? Yeah, did you ever fuck for money? Good question. I haven't had somebody film it. Did you ever do the jerty things that we don't like? Yeah, prostitution. Right. Do you have hose? We wanted these. This is a don't nightlife shit, dude. Not just the people that you know kind of they're

around it and they think they know it, but dude you're one of the customers. Were you a rock star that grew up in a strip club? How funny is that? And now there's a dozen like, I will take a customer. That's fine. You've in a strip club. How funny is that? And now there's a dozen like, I'll take a customer, that's fine. You've seen a strip club before? Yeah, come on the show. Let's talk about it. You ever work at one of those gas stations next to the Bring Your Own Beer Titty Joins

that over-priced beer can come on over? Yeah. Good enough. And then what's great is when you find out why this guy likes to go to strip clubs, it just gets sadder. About six years I've been going to the strip club now. Started going into one of the clubs up the street. Kind of always wanted to go. And I'm truly about conversations.

I love conversations. I don't even care if it's another customer. I don't care if it's the door guy. In fact, I became really good friends with the managers that one of the clubs up the street. Hey. He's a lonely, pathetic, dork who just wants to have a friend to talk to. And he hangs out with this trip club

because then he can pay girls to talk to him back. Oh, jeez. And he even has some advice for strippers, which is always good. Let's get the customer's perspective. I'm out of do those. Feedback. Well, can you tell us what your thought process is when you go?

And you just go in, you go in to talk to the bartender, you go in just to strike up the conversation. I go to strike conversation. Girls will walk up right off the bat and they say, you want to dance. And I say, no no I don't. I mean the way I see it is I think the girls jobs more than just doing a dance and they actually make better money if they didn't do that. If they actually stroke a stroke of

conversations with people they would make way more money. For whatever crazy reason they ask for dance you say no they walk away and they would rather go sit in the back corner than play on their phone and play on their phones and actually make money and it really blows my mind. They'd rather do anything than talk to you, sir. It's a take away for me. That's what I'm getting from this conversation. He's like, you know, if they would just talk to me for free, they would make a lot more

money. How does that work? The way they make money is by doing dances. You know, it's been quite a few years since I've been to a strip club, but I know when the last time that I went, you know, if she comes up high, sweetie, shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear anything from you. Take your clothes off. Yeah, all right. I don't care what your fake name is.

I don't care what your fake job is. I don't care if you're going to pretend you don't have children. Just show me those fake tips. I know. I know. You're only doing this to pay for school. I get it. You're engineering student. I know. So this is kind of funny because this is just from that same episode. And this is where Mr. J talks about how big their numbers are. And they're very excited about how many people are watching their show now. And this is going to be fun, yay! So before we get into it, did you see the numbers?

Yo, dude, it's sort of a holy shit. We are back. Wow! Yeah, we had a good... Dude, I've never seen numbers like that before on the podcast. We have. We used to get... We used for two months. Season two? Season Season two for two months. We had a thousand down

for a month. Okay. So this month will hit a thousand down. Yeah. It's only in the second second week of this month. And we're going to get there. See I told you. Yeah. Doug, if they're talking about getting a thousand downloads in a month, and the guy goes, I told yeah Duck if they're talking about getting a thousand downloads in a month and the guy goes I've never even seen numbers like this four digits what There's something after 999 I had no idea. I thought just I did there. Oh shit I so I can understand his surprise. You know, it's like you're telling me that a thousand different times Retarded fucks downloaded what yeah, our weather reports.

Yeah, this literally are talking to a lonely retard who has no friends as a guest at our show. People are watching this on purpose. Are you sure? He if anything, he does good at being her height, man. That's that's all he's there for. Yeah. Yeah.

I think he also like ran the club or something. He's got some experience running clubs. Yeah. So there's a, I think when she was a stripper, he was the manager from what I understand. She was talking about the tricks that strippers do and some of the tricks that she does. In number three, she is explaining why it's important to set yourself apart from other strippers to try to make money. I used to make my own tricks. I used to do all kinds of dumb shit up on stage because I want people to go, what is she doing over there?

Why is everybody laughing? Okay. Now I want to know. Okay. Well, I want to know. Okay. Well, I can tell you. All right. So my number four tells you that, but it ties into what Carl had mentioned about him being the manager.

This is the part of that conversation where, so number four. Yeah. I remember that one special move, I used to think she'd pick people on the base every time she did it. So I'll let her explain. You get a guy in a chair and you get pixie running full steam in stripper heels straight at the guy. You got the guys legs apart, his family jewels tucked in, you run, you jump, you put your head right between his legs and you flip your legs over his shoulders, putting

yourself face down like in a Y on this guy's, guys laugh. Yeah, it's a pretty cool move. It's a cool move. Yeah. How many customers has she killed with this move? It sounds like a finishing move. That's the last thing that I want when I'm sitting at a fucking titty bar is to fucking Goldberg with tits to

spear me across the fucking ball. No, Daddy, but my yesterday was the people's elbow. That one was really good joy. What a fucking idiot. All right, so I want to, because this is also talking about how Mr. J hired this woman who would eventually become an escort and a stripper, and he met her on her 18th birthday. She was very interested to get into the business, so she went to Mr. J to get a job.

And she explains that the boyfriend she was with when he met her when she was 18, she ended up marrying. And this is a great kicker out this one. That boyfriend that I brought? Yes. The person that I brought? Yes. The person that I ended up marrying. Oh shit you did?

Yeah. Wow. Obviously many years later and many other boyfriend's in between later. I can go from age just 18 to 14. Oh yeah. Oh yeah But I got divorced Why I got married to the guy that you were love was that you were 14 that's such a great story Oh, yeah, I hate him now. She doesn't stop Mr. J from overreacting to everything

She's just waiting. Yeah, he doesn't remember what her boyfriend was and kidding me. He has nowhere he is Shit, so that she tells the story and So they're their escorts and they're in this hotel room and I'll let the story speak for itself here Yeah, I think one of the girls that was there that night She didn't she wasn't there the night before. So she had missed out or vice versa. Yeah, yeah.

One of the girls didn't get to go for the second night, but one girl did. I don't remember. I sort of, no, it's a long time. We get to do this together. A long time ago. So at some point, these gentlemen ask if we want to take a money shower. Yes. And the shower in that hotel room is, it's all glass.

Like it has like the back wall, which is tile, but then it's all glass. You walk into the bathroom and it's just giant glass. Clear. Yeah. Shower. Room enough for at least three of us. I do remember. I do remember being at least three of us in the shower.

And they're taking money and just sprinkling it in over the top of the shower. And we're just naked in the shower. And we're like taking up the money and rubbing it on our cell. We're rubbing it up on each other. And just having, I remember that. Does that sound appealing to you in any single way? Girls rubbing money on themselves, the shower,

at the hotel room? I don't want sex or money ever again. I thought that story was a little bit bonkers and not sexy in any single way. That's gross. Why I wanted to pull that for you. Doug, what else you want to hit on from this show? I've got a couple that I don't want to let go by. So producer Chris talked about him being high energy. Number six is another example of that.

Cheese. So she brought that over. That's weird. So how's your week been? Good. I like to be a couple like a gay man just randomly. Okay, so I was listening to this, like I said, thinking that this was a white guy. So she's too hot too, which threw me off. So this is in the exchange back and forth talking about her exchange with red, about not coming on the show and how she responded. But what I wrote for the description is he went full blackface on number 16.

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I sent you a five or six clips of him, his down and dirty thing. What is this down and dirty thing? Yeah, just... Well, this is episode 24. I want to do drama. Okay. Can we can we spell some tea? Sure We don't down and dirty You know I love the drama Jay. Is that a sketch phrase? If you didn't know this whole podcast, we're gonna use colorful language. Oh, yeah, we're gonna We're gonna get down and dirty

We're gonna use colorful language. Oh, yeah. We're gonna get down and dirty. I'm getting down and dirty. We're retired strippers, so we're gonna talk about a shit. You're a retarded stripper. Ha ha ha ha. We're not that wrong. Yeah.

Oh, Jesus. And he got into a fight with somebody. Okay, I want to know more. I want to know the down and dirty. She's down and dirty. Of what? We still want to put this guy down in the dirt. That's crazy.

Cut it out. Okay, we get the player, right? Yeah. Yeah. So as they've referenced once or twice, they are retired strippers. Yeah. And she is talking about how, if need be,

she can come out of retirement and she can still make her body parts do what they're supposed to do, that's number one. Oh God, no, please no. Oh, trust me, even retired, I can still clap my butt cheeks. I can still make it wave. Like it may not be the prettiest thing cause you know, I'm not in shape anymore

and the window has closed. A lot more waves. A lot more waves. Which it was close the door too. Oh, Christ. Is that something though that you think strippers talk about? Like a boxer would be, you know, Tyson, I've retired, but I can still throw my hands. I can still do it.

Yeah, right. And strippers are like, I can still show you where I pee from. There it goes. It's really uncanny. She also told a story and up, so that I wasn't doing, she used to be a cam girl. Like how much weight did this woman put hot, since that? I guess that's the finished thing, I don't know.

So she spent one full YouTube video talking about how disgusting it is that people sell their farts and jars or they sell their bathwater or Sell used underwear and then the very next video she talked about how much money she made by letting her armpit hair grow and Then filming her her arm up and sending private clips to a guy who would give her $200 for five minutes of her stroking her armpit hair. Oh my God. So do they lock this guy up, I hope? He'll be on the creep off this week.

Yeah, forget the Jad Six committee. Let's get this guy in front of Congress. We're gonna get this guy in prison. Stacked, let's go. 18 is an example. I think they gave some great advice that they should probably follow. You know, and look, I'm not being a dick, not right now.

Okay, not yet. All right. Not yet. Do what you do, boo boo. Okay, whatever your craft is and you enjoy it, even if you suck at it, do it, okay? Sure. If you suck at it, do it, okay? Sure. If you suck at it, you might not want to share it with people.

That's all I'm saying. Do you think that you have the chops to be a male stripper, Carl? I don't. I don't. I had to dress up in a cowboy kitty for the creep off. I had a consequence and people were not thrilled with it. I didn't go on a positive feedback.

I don't think I have what it takes. All right, so only fans isn't in your future. I have no job offers. Yeah, I know. I'd get one or two trickle in, but no. So Jay is talking about how long it took him to build up his stripper credit. You missed your six.

Yeah. Okay. You have to establish yourself, okay? It took me a long time as a meal to establish myself in the adult entertainment circuit where people knew who I was and by the works that I've done, you know, the credits that I had associated with me. What types of credits? Well, so there's Fireman, there's Police man, there's shooting ping pong balls out of my

butthole. There's a joke on a cake guy. On rolls. Oh boy. Last one I have on this show is number 29 and it was just her attempting to be funny telejoke and it ended exactly as you would expect. Now do you want my opinion on how to pick up a stripper? Um, sure.

Bend with the knees. Oh. All right. Well, thanks for ruining my show, Doug. Thanks for ruining my show. We were doing so well. We were doing so well. Yeah.

It's been a good six years, everybody. I would like to see Mr. J attempt to pick her up. That would be hilarious. Oh, yeah, there's no way. That is a backbreaker. All right, are we ready to move on then, Doug? We are, but I don't know where you're planning on going, but I also brought a game.

Oh, you did. Okay. You want to do a game now? Yeah. Well, it ties into this show. It's her other YouTube channel is Project Podcast, where she is teaching other people how to get to her level. Oh, good. I need to learn that. Well, so clip number 30. This is the intro to the video on, and she's going to explain to you what the video is about. Hi guys, this is Pixie, and you're listening to Project Podcasts with me. This is 10 things you can do to increase your social media reach. Instead of the catch a dab or it's to catch a committee. You came shall.

Alright, 10 things you can do. We don't have to spend a lot of time on this, but I want you to understand that the concept of the video is to teach you how to increase your social media reach. Right. Got it. Okay. So just let's plow through these. 31. Number one is add a link to your social media

across post on everything. You need your Facebook, your Instagram. They all need to be linked up because some people, well, they need to be able to find you in what a great place to do it. Social media. Prusa Kressy, you running what a great place to do it. Social media. Prusa Kressy, you running this down? No.

That was pretty good advice. So she was saying, add a link to both Facebook and Instagram. Okay. Okay, so remember, 10 seconds ago, she said, I'm going to teach you how to grow your social media. Yes. The best way to do that using your social media. Yes.

You used your social media. You have it on, I don't have anyone following me there. Yeah, no, because you're not following my directions. Yes, you're social media. You have it on everyone following me there. Yeah, no, because you're not following my directions. Okay, maybe what you should try is clip number 32. This is the obvious next step to cross posting. Number two is creating a call to action. You need to be able to ask. If you don't ask, nobody's ever gonna know what you need.

Okay, okay, that's not what a call to action is, but okay. Well, I mean, it is like if I'm at the grocery store and I see somebody, it's like, hey, can you follow me on Twitter, please? Now, pause your phone, type the sound. Okay. Okay, so,

maybe you don't think that she's doing a good job. I don't think she's doing a great job so far. Let's say the next one. I think will be the one that boost your your numbers. Number three, make stickers. It's a great way to increase your reach by handing out a sticker. It's better than a business card. You can add a QL code. It can be short, sweet, and simple. This is a good way if you're in fifth grade to get France's handing out stickers.

I want you to be coming to Dal, stickers are not as exciting for people anymore. If you don't want to be that kid in grade school, like, do you remember when Valentine's Day came and everybody wasn't required to give everybody else a Valentine's? Yeah. Yeah. The day before, that's when you give out stickers. So they're, you're fresh on their mind. You know that they'll be thinking about you when they're making their Valentine's out. You have a colleague here, dog. I think that you should start a show helping out an elementary student to be popular. It'll be private lessons. I'll have to do it out of my...

Okay, number 34. Number four, create audiograms. Your podcast is a wealth of information, funny bits. There's so much good stuff that you can create a custom audiogram for your content. And then be able to share it all over the place. Still understanding that you have no followers. Right.

Right. What she's explaining is once you have a following what you can do to engage them. Right. She's explaining so far. Okay. I mean, I've done everything she said. I put my Twitter link on my Instagram.

Smart. I made some stickers. Uh-huh, yep, yep, good. Good. You had it about the people. I told my Twitter followers to follow me on Instagram and I told my Instagram followers to follow me on Twitter. Yep. You know what I was missing is number 35. Number five, create a custom hashtag. I've talked about this before in Project Podcast.

There is nothing wrong with creating your own unique hashtag to get your content together. So that's a great way to increase your social media reach. That's a horrible way. We didn't have to know what that was for you. No one looks for, we'll not help you in any single way. What does she mean by that? Okay, so maybe she missed a mark on that one, Carl.

Guys, hashtag DugasFat is my unique hashtag for who are these five guests. Maybe it's not unique. Your dickhead. Number 36. Number six, asking a friend can really help. What's better than having a personal recommendation by somebody that you know and trust? Okay, so we're getting desperate now.

Oh, hey mom, please follow me on Instagram. Will you create a Instagram that follow me on Instagram? Mom, we're friends, right? So I've created the custom hashtag, I asked the guy at work to search for it. I gave him a sticker. Number 37. Number seven can be simple as writing a blog post. There's a lot of good information out there and you can write it right back to your podcast. Wait, where does she mean there's a lot of good information out there? Is she saying to just laterize a blog post?

Just say someone else's blog post and put it out. I said we were getting, we were getting desperate. Wow. Okay. Okay. So we're coming to the end of this number 38. Number eight, create a commercial for your podcast. Why?

Number eight create a commercial for your podcast. Why? Okay, so I didn't think that one through when I was creating my list, but you know, all right keep going Number nine having a web page or a landing page for your podcast can also increase your media reach So far my follower count has not went up one. You're not a single person. I have done all these tips. Everything that she has said, and I have not gotten any more engagement. So the last one is sure to do it.

Yeah, okay, good. Because I was gonna say, I read your blog posts. It was called Why Guys Even Anthony Are Dumb. And I thought it was very informative, but I guess it didn't catch on. Number 10, learn a new social media platform. There are so many platforms that are jumping up every now and then and you just gotta go where your followers are. There are so many that are jumping up every now and then. Did she write this down?

Just give up. Give up a switch. Whatever the newest thing is, just fucking try that. That's perfect. That's really good advice. So is that working for you now, Doug? Are you popular? I need an A.

I'm here. That's true. It's what got me here. That's a good point. I did find your unique hashtag. And that's why I was like, I ain't a Doug on the show. This guy's got me here. That's a good point. I did find your unique hashtag. And that's why I was like, I ain't got a dog on the show. This guy's got a hashtag. Hashtag Carl Asperger.

All right. All right. And with that, it's time for our... Gringe of the Week. Gringe of the Week. We got a few interesting cringes of the weeks that came through. This one not so much, but it's talking about our cringes of the week. And again, the biggest problem in the universe with Dick Masterson and Vito just wildy,

I guess someone brought to their attention that when Vito talked about getting his cat off with a Q-tip that made our cringe of the week. Well, that's a week. John for five congrats on making cringe of the week on WATP, so that's where it was with the Q-tip incident. What?

Apparently I was... Why is Carl coming at Carl? Big is problem. Carl's coming at, I know. And you know, I got into the week. Did I tell you I got banned from the WATB Discord? Why? Because some, some mod in the Discord was like, Vito's a fucking loser and banned me.

And I asked Carl, hey, Carl, I got banned ban from your discord and instead of just putting me back on the Discord he went into the discord and he's like hey guys Should I let Vito come back? I didn't want to upset the mod Oh that's like Carl you're in charge of the show I'm friends of the week That's my crazy week It's your house

How towing to your fucking bad janny voted up. Dude, it's your show. You determine who's banned from the discord. He does a lot of word. He doesn't like veto. Your cringes of the week, Carl. Just don't ban me from your fucking discord. Cringes of the week.

Yeah. I actually asked people in the discord because I don't spend a lot of time in the discord these days. ban me from your fucking discord. cringe, oh, wink! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Vita was actually adding to the discussion or distracting from the discussion. It seemed like he was more distracting than anything else. But Vita, we're still boys. You can be crazy the week. We can still be friends. I'm actually going to be on the biggest problem in the universe in September. I'm traveling out to LA and I will be there in studio. So I'm looking forward to that.

All right, here is another cringe of the week. This one came in from Roscoe and this is a front of the show Ryan Long on his podcast, Boys Cast. And I don't know that Ryan knows what point he's trying to make here. Bang, you know, you're getting banned off Twitter or banned off YouTube or whatever. Or just, yeah, it's like, oh, you're just saying that because you're against all the things. Yeah. It's like, because you love child. Yeah, yeah. I mean, just like, I'm actually, yeah, I feel like there was, there is some people where they go, well, yes, obviously you think that.

Like there is, like there is certain people like if they say, hey, we're going to raise minimum wage and they're like, I'm against that and you're like, you know, shit, like, you know, whatever, right? There's certain people where you, they are predictable, but it's like, there's a lot of people when they, because yeah, it kind of goes back to the symbol solution thing, but also when someone, you already know what they think on every issue,

they can't kind of be trusted, at least, you know, whatever, you already know that, but I feel like a lot of people would say that to use that argument against people like me when I was saying things like this, they'd be like, well, you would think that, and I'm like, I actually don't, I disagreed on this one, and I agreed on it,

like there was, I actually went, did go back and forth. It's like, you're, so there's so many people that, yeah, it's like just the single order of thinking is a good one. Yeah. Yeah. You just go to think, what? I missed doing cocaine. Seriously. And then I got another cringe of the week. And this is a weird one because this is live TV and Tim Gorman sent this into me. This is just someone on the do saying Kant, which is always fun. So I will take this out real quick. It's Cecilia Vega joins us now in Cecilia tonight's announcement, certainly a long time

coming. A long time coming Lindsey Biden is now the fourth American president who has tried to cunt and capture Alza Walker. This is our only one of the biggest terrorist tape. I was trying to cunt and capture. Good luck with her cunt. Holy shit. Yeah, that's fun. You got any more news, bloopers, carol, I was falling. Watch this shortstop. The ball goes right through his legs. This is cringe of the week. Boom goes the diner. All right. I'm sorry, dog.

I need help people send me things. I enjoy those. I share them with everyone else. We do have some new music that came through and I know the producer Chris is a big fan of Frank Zappa. Oh, yeah. So this is one that came in from Jonathan Bunch. Well, Stutturring John with the crate of cause light Stutturring John, do you know how he drinks?

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No, please do. All right, and then I'll tell you why we're doing that. Thor, Ty, this guy, I'm, I'm stuttering. This guy, Mike is cool enough to like take me out to dinner, he pays me, you know, and it was all good. So, so what do I do? Monique, I go, you know, and it was all good. So, so what do I do, Monique? I go, you know what, this guy, Mike loves to gamble. So what do I do?

I, and I know he's a fan of Anthony Cumia. This is the, this is the, this is the, this is the start of ringjon that people don't understand. I take this guy, Mike, to Anthony Cumia's compound to play Texas Holdham with Anthony and his buddies and then and then we play cards okay so I think we went you know one story twice then what happens and Anthony and Arty Saku fit on my stand up 38, 38, 38 years, holy shit, how you doing? One day a time.

Are you still fighting? Wow, you're taking my anger. Yeah. Oh my god. No. That's what you gotta take right now. I know you guys, but I'm gonna be on it. But it just becomes like ugly, which is what already brought, which is why I knew it would happen that

already would corrupt Anthony. So, and then what happens, uh, you know, after Anthony and you know, he trashed me and everything. I said, Mike, do me a favor. Don't go over and play cards on them anymore. What does Mike do? He tells me that he won't. And then the next that Saturday, someone fucking tweets a picture of Mike playing cards with Anthony. Emotion, no, dammit. That is what people do.

And then he has the audacity. When I said, I can't believe you fucking did that. After he told me that you wouldn't. And then he goes, he goes, I'm not getting involved in this childish nonsense, you know, but might continue to play cards with him. So there is a total two-faced comeback. Do I hate him? No. Please, people. Subscribe to my buddy What is a manga Stucho's fair use below the factory always coming in with great videos and the reason why I wanted to play that is because we have with us

Mike the poker player Joining the show. What's up, Mike? Hey Carl. How you doing? I'm saying man. man. I'm not worthy. I really, I'm not. But well, I appreciate you coming out because this story is insane. So John brought you over to Anthony's house. You're not still friends with Anthony. And John tried to tell you you couldn't hang out with him anymore. Why do you think that he could do that? He gave me a strict ultimatum that day. Yeah, it was hilarious really. It kind of, to give you a little context behind it, we went to the show that show that you cut up

with Anthony already making fun of John just tearing them apart. It was, That was John's fault. John came on there, assuming they were gonna rip on him and he came in guns of blazing. And if you just wanna sat there and just shot the shit with him, we've been fine.

Yeah, or it should the shit with him, yeah. Yeah, good boy. No, you know what it was with Johnny? It was so hung up and so nervous about it, I think getting shit on that he went after, like right at the beginning, he was going on about heroin and heroin time. And it wasn't pretty for him.

But ultimately he pushed the, you know, because it was doing the brokerage the next day. So Anthony came to the show and Anthony's a great guy. He's going to come in, he's going come in, he's gonna laugh, he's gonna support you. And John was okay. And then that Monday we went out to eat. Of course I took him out to dinner and we're listening to the show. So, he's really, John was looking for Anthony's You know, he's really, John was looking for Anthony's, you know, review. He thought he was going to get a big approval. I think I played enough cards with him, Carl, to know he was, and it was going to bust his balls, especially already wasn't going to let him, you know. So, and he did.

He reviewed the show, wasn't a great review for John. He said that it was the first time he's ever been to the brokerage and actually had a parking spot. And John just blew off. He was so upset. He was really counting on Ann's review to be positive. And we were, we actually, after dinner, we were listening to my phone. And we're just pulling into his brother's house and he lost it. He was so pissed. And you know,

he just I knew they were going to give me a battery. I knew they were going to give you, but he was really so excited to hear it. So I didn't think he thought that was going to happen. Yeah, we don't want to hear people shout you don't listen to anyone talk. Yeah, I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I um, yeah, so then he just, he go, he knew I was playing poker with Anthony that, that third, like the, I guess the Friday after Thanksgiving, because we had a big poker tournament there. So he's like, he just turns to me and just flat outs is, you, you play poker with them, I'll never talk to you again. And it was like, I mean, I think I already won.

Yeah, I know. I don't want to talk to you, and I like play poker. So this works out perfectly. Exactly. So I was like, so I'm thinking about something like, well, I haven't been in that situation since like six grade. Yeah. And it was difficult to process really.

It's not even like fucking your next girlfriend or something that you see that kind of thing happen all the time where guys get weird about that and they shouldn't but they do. But playing poker with guys, you know, a lot to do that. I won't be your friend anymore. And in child fight. Yeah, Carl and he was fighting with John, I like, I fight with Anthony back and forth like they're making up, fighting, you know, the, the tweets that, so that kind of the whole time now is kind of, I would say in the middle, because I, I just met Anthony and those guys, you know, maybe six months before that.

So I wasn't playing with them that long. And so I heard it because I was talking to Missy B about this famous poker game that you went over there for. And I heard that John had a bum money off of you to play poker like you were his bankroll. Yeah, that's a yes too. But I thought you were going to ask a different question that's a yes too, but I thought you've been asked a different question. What would you want to talk about go for it? Well, the rumor is I think he was making some some passes at Missy, I guess that's what Missy was saying.

Yeah, he was overly friendly. I mean, John's definitely like, you know, kind of like a Florida guy like that, but I don't know. Yeah. He's, do you think it's appropriate to be invited over to someone's house and then another girlfriend? I find that to be a little bit rude. Yeah. Only if you drink all of tequila. Yeah. And then you're okay. Yeah. A little off putting. Um, yeah. So, uh, no, what happened was, actually, he went, so to the day before, he's like, oh, I'm, you know, playing poker at Anstance, he's like, you want to play? I'm like, yeah, sure. In hindsight,

I know he just needed a ride. Yeah. And he's going to drink and just need a ride. So, so I'm like, well, you know, I'm like, you know what? I played a ton of Texas Holden when I was, you know, living in Massachusetts, and I finally getting to play again. It was like, this is great. So I'm like, definitely, I'll pick you up, I'll play. And plus, you know, I'm going to hang out with that. I up, I'll play. And plus, you know, I'm gonna hang out with Ant. I remember Ant back in the, you know, the A.A. FDA is in Boston. So, so we go to, I go to pick him up

and I know that I have to go to the bank because I need to take out some cash. I didn't take out cash at the time. So I'm like, I'll just, I'll, you know, we'll go on the way. So he's like, well, let's just get to Ant's cross first. So instantly I was starting to think, I'm like, is he gonna ditch me and be like,

okay, go get the money? I'm like, I know that's gonna happen. Yeah. So, so we starting to think, I'm like, I see you're going to ditch me and be like, okay, go get the money. I'm like, I know that's going to happen. So we get there, we look around, we hung out for a little bit. And I'm like, okay, well, you know, it's cool. Everyone's great. I got to get money. Let's go, John. Now, I mean, I know ways was out, I just wasn't up with ways. So I didn't have like a real good sense of the location in Rosalind Heights. So I said't have like a real good sense of location in Roslyn Heights. So I said to, I said to John, let's go. He's like, oh, you just go. You know, I'm staying here. You know,

go get the money. So I was like, oh, I'm calculated. Yeah. So he did have half of the money to buy in. What was the buy in? Yeah. Well, actually, to be, you know, it's funny. He never really gave me the, the buy in, we actually played a cash game. I thought we were playing a tournament. Okay. And John told me $100 buy-in. So those games you could buy in men for a hundred max or three hundred. Okay. So if I knew then, I would have maxed out, which probably would have been an issue because I would have given John more money. But I just took out, you know, a couple hundred bucks and I gave John the other 40 so he can play.

And I'm. And um, can I clear something up Mike real quick? I want to clear something up because I saw people commenting on this on Twitter. And last week I made fun of John because he told this gambling story where he bet $10 on the Dodgers.

And if the Dodgers won, he would have won $4. And people are like, it's because they're a heavy favorite. No, I know that. I know how gambling was. There's probably Dodgers won he would have won $4. And people are like, it's because they're a heavy favorite. No, I know that. I know how gambling works. There's probably Dodgers minus 220. My point is, why would you ever gamble with $10 or $4?

Like, what difference would that make in your life at all? The idea that he needs 40 bucks to play poker, like, how poor is this guy? This is what it's coming down to. Yeah, I heard that on your show, actually, Carl, you talk about that because I caught my eye too. I'm like, that's, that's those are two good odds. Well, it's also just like pathetic.

It's something I'm gonna admit. He doesn't like to dip into his stocks. Yeah, I know. So, and you know what, I had no intentions of even bringing anything up until I saw the videos of him like, shooting on me. And I'm like, I'm'm a random nobody knows about me like we do now. I'm gonna stand.

You're gonna give him my book. So yeah, so we played poker. I did pretty well. So when we were leaving, I gave him 60 bucks. So he basically breaks even. So we, you know, after the game, so he basically breaks the end. So we, you know, after the game, you had to give him money. Yeah, yeah, I had to make him worse. Yeah, I was pretty bad.

Did he ask you for that, or did you just do it out of the kindness of your heart? No, you know what? I'm pretty sure I didn't do it out of the kindness. What a shit bag. I thought you went a bunch of hands there. You could probably share the wealth a little bit.

You got that without me bringing you here. Mike, we are suddenly putting a game together. You're actually I was talking to Mike about this. We are going I don't think I've announced this yet. We are going

to be in New York City, October 15th for a live show. The great Brian Johnson from this yet. We are going to be in New York City, October 15th for a live show. The great Brian Johnson from Tellm Steve Dave is going to be there. I hear tell the great Anthony Kumia is going to be there at the show. And yeah, I think we should get a poker game together. Absolutely. Well, we're in the city. That will be a lot of fun.

So definitely I'll make it happen for sure. And you should put it out right now, Carl, that you will cover John's buy-in and save him a seat for the tournament. Yeah. No, I was actually going to ask Mike if I could borrow $65. Right. But I have the other 40. I'm totally paying you back as long as I triple it.

Well, you know, he made this like a, you know, this nice gesture to bring the over there. So I mean, I was, I was intended to him for sure, you know, what a prick, which means he if sorry Mike, but he wouldn't have been able to play if you didn't go with. Correct. He's a multi millionaire going over to a multi millionaires house and the buy-in is a hundred dollars. Like that's very doable. I played a dirty like that with people who are middle class. That's not a big buy. Oh, yeah.

I played poker with people that have wood paneling on the walls. What a loser. Well, you guys are definitely invited October, was it the 15th? Yeah, 15th is the night of the show. So I can't play poker that night. Nope. I'll be busy. I'll take a show. No worries there. I want to put that Friday. We'll figure it out though. That'd be great. Yeah. So yeah,

that was, I mean, that was it for, you know, the pretty much the poker game. And then that was we still stayed in touch. But I gave my, you know, info to Dennis, who kind of like runs those poker games and then they just touched base with me like a Few months later, and then it just became every month. I would start playing and then eventually, you know You get invited to a couple parties and then Then you're it, you know Hang in with Rogen in Austin. Yeah, I gotta say you traded friends correctly

Well, you know, I was willing to keep all of them, you know, and John made that ultimatum and he wanted a, you know, he wanted me to pick. So, you know, but Mike, you ain't got to hear in your ass if you don't call John and see if he wants to go play poker with you the next time. I promise you, I would love to get, I'd love to get, I think Carl was mentioned it before, but like something about, or maybe Dr. Steve was offered a money, John's really missing an opportunity here. I mean, there's a huge market for him. He's suing Patriot. He's going to be well-being, I don't believe any minute now. Don't worry about that. The moment we set a lot of court, once they see the powerful attorney of the jazz house. Oh, yes. Yeah. the mom. We've done a lot of court once they see the powerful attorney of the jazz. Oh, yes. Yeah. Too funny. I agree with you. I think when someone offers him

money, he should accept. Absolutely. Yeah. Definitely. And he's always welcomed the plan of poker game. I mean, he's fought with people and made up and fought and made up. I mean, you know, he's more than welcome to join the poker game, you know, with Carl with Anne. Yeah, bring bring you know Do you imagine if I lost money to Stuttering Gi? I know pissed I would be I don't like losing in general Yeah, I lost that asshole Pocket to's He's all point by kiddo's

Good I imagine too funny all right. Well Mike Yeah, I did. I can only imagine. Too funny. All right. Well, Mike, I also saw that you ordered a cameo from Centering John, right? Did I ever play that on the show? I should know. It was a pretty good idea. Me and my buddy, Mikey Cups, is really close with that.

We came up with this idea to do a cameo for Ann for his birthday for his 60th. So we thought it'd be funny. Actually, it's for 60th. So we thought it'd be funny. Actually, it's a 61st, but we thought it'd be funny if Stuttering John goes on and says, you know, we told him about Anthony's wants to be a comedian and give him some tips and whatnot. And it was really, he played, played practically.

We were all pretty hammered in AC when we were listening to it, we were all in the last. And I thought Ant would bring it up, but yeah, it was really funny. It was hilarious. Well done, my friend. Well, you are doing a splendid job trolling, John.

And we always appreciate that here. And nobody's better than you, Carl. I didn't want to have to either one to say it. So thank you. Thank you. She was the best. It's really great. And like I said, I'm telling you, I wish one day, John

would be able to touch base with you and get back and maybe you guys can all be friends and make some money. That's what I'm hoping for. I want to be friends with Suttering John more. I'm just, you can give him money. He sounds like a really cool friend. I don't know. Hey, dude, you do him favors.

You do him favors. You know, he can be your friend. No one makes more money. He's Tuttering John than I do. And that is no question. That is a question. Mike, I'm going to play some clips. You want to hang out or do you have to? You know what? Do you want to go? I would I would love to.

I'm going with my we're having it's our anniversary parties. We got to go to a lot of we're having a dinner date. So I had to four o'clock. So I didn't know if I was a push now. I would normally love to stay, but, um, you know, reach out to me anytime if you need anything. You don't have to go with excuse, man. You can just be like, yeah, I'm done. It's like a pool party.

That's what I love you guys. You know he said he was going to do some clips and not the voicemails, right? Oh man, you guys are the best. No, I'm a guy on the sideline, man. It's great watching you guys and keep up. We'll do that stuff for sure. I really appreciate you coming on and telling us this tour. I can't wait to meet you in person and learn more about these stories.

Absolutely. We'll definitely see you in New York City for sure. Awesome. Cool. All right. Thanks guys. Take care. All right, Doug. I was checking out.

And by the way, I wasn't going to do Centering John today. I went a whole media tour yesterday. I did Julie's show. I did Wine Mike project. Everyone wants to talk about Centering John and these lawsuits that are going on. And so I was like, I'm kind of studying John Dow.

But then the shit that's going on in this most recent episode, he had Alex Jones X XY-FOD. And so he's all excited. He's interviewing because Alex Jones is kind of in the news right now as you might have noticed. Yes. So he's all excited to be interviewing her. And I love that Frank Pellogrino, the fiance of our friend, Chrissy Mayer, and also front of the show. He's been on the show before. He was in there with some super chats for John. That's one question. And then I guess this is one for me from Frank Palagrino. Thanks for the 10 bucks. Godspeed with your endeavors, John, so that you want to discuss your lawsuits on any podcast. You want to come on

the this person with podcasts to discuss it all. Now because that person loves to trash me all the time, so I don't think so. I love that here he has his big gastonics. I'm all excited about it. And I always read these things about, he won't even say Chrissy Mayer's name. Will you come eat?

John said, I'll go on anyone's show. I want to talk about these lawsuits. They're going on anyone's show. Chrissy mayor immediately tweeted at him. Let's do it. Come on my show. And John's pissing out. So then Chrissy gets involved.

And I give mad props to Chrissy on this one, because she put up 50 bucks to get John to read her super chat. This is a very big super chat. 50 bucks. I don't think you read the baby. No, I'll ask. From Chrissy Man, my heart goes out to Kelly and her family. John, like, make man's and talk about

Oh Also, Fatoni where did your drive through videos go? I'm like I'm like Chrissy knows who I am. That's right. That's making up is great to do. Yeah, but just stop Trash to me Chrissy and I would do your show by any time, but you just go on every show and trash me Stop trusting me, Chrissy and I would do your show at any time, but you just go on every show and trash me You have to choose what you're on here, you know what I mean? I Wobb the Chrissy Bayer threw in there. Hey Tony whenever those drive-through video Drive in drive out drive through

She got more bang for her bucket She really dead. That's impressive and meanwhile it's it's all, well, this woman's on here and going, oh, what a sweetheart. What a ex-girl. She has no idea. What's going on, guys? So, John, stop being a pussy. I'd go on your show, but you trash me.

Everyone trashes you. You gotta go on someone, shall we? You were voted most trashable. Ha, ha, ha. This is a Chrissy's fault. Yeah. So Tony Michaels is back. This is a pretty big deal.

Yeah. And, John pretty big deal. Yeah. And John is speaking of last minute cast. John knows how to get the most out of his guests. Yeah. He's really good at that. He's going to milk Tony for all of the entertainment that he could get. And he asked Tony to do his Alex Jones impression after they get done with Kelly Jones. Alex is like, what? It's been a while since I've been on your show.

I've been so busy. I haven't been able to every time. I know. I love every, yeah, I know. Well, your days right after you say your favorite and then you stop coming on. Damon Rob. Oh, geez.

I said that John knows how to get the most out of his guest ever by a super chat. Told him to show the pressure present that was way off. I've been thanks for the five bucks. Tony, can you give us an Alex Jones and press can I do an alley? All right. I know I watch you guys to realize how difficult it is to amuse stuttering. John, it takes a lot for him to be excited about something that you do.

I do an alley. Alex Jones, look, if you're gonna, if you're gonna be in bed with these demon Democrats, they're gonna come down and they're gonna rain down on you from hell and they're gonna come for you and they're gonna take your children and they're gonna eat your children and I'm Alex Jones, now, back to the news.

Ha ha ha ha ha, that's the best. Oh, Jesus. Do you think that was standing all-worthy? It's funny. I don't think it's funny. Jesus. It says, hey! It's like one of the guys I like.

He's the monkey with the symbols. That's what I expected when I was watching them. I'm going to I was watching them. I gotta go back, now that you put that in my plan of that seed, I gotta watch those. And I'm Alex Jones now back to the news. That's the best. What a horrible impression too.

I don't want to say what doesn't it pressure the air to say the guy's name. I was just gonna say the exact same thing You talking to me I'm the character from that movie. All right. What else is going on? Because I don't think they were prepared for this to be such a big drama. Otherwise they will.

Oh, I got to set this one up. Holy shit. Even Tony Michaels gets so annoyed with stuttering John right here. So what happens is John starts texting with someone. And then they can't figure out via text. Now watch this because Tony's going off whenever nonsense he's talking about and John can't be bothered to even pretend to be paying attention to Tony and then he takes a phone call in the middle of this show.

It's insane. This is something that I would expect who's right to do. That's all unprofessional. I'm okay with that. I don't know. You know what you are. Because I don't think they were prepared for this to be such a big drama.

Otherwise, they would have mighted a lot better. But in saying that, this, this, what Alex Jones has done to not just the people around him, but it also his audience is despicable and it's disgraceful. And the only reason why is because he's manipulated them into believing this stuff. And these comments that I got on this video that I posted. And I thought it was significant.

I thought it's significant for a judge to sit and look at Alex Jones in the eyes. When not only, she's not deciding his fate, she's just holding a courtroom so that the jury can decide how much money he's supposed to pay this family that has won this lawsuit. Hold on, I guess got a call.

Hey, she's a good girl. Look at Tony's face. He's like, are you fucking kidding me right now? Hello. It's me, it's my new number. Oh, geez. Hey, come on my new number. Oh, geez. Hey, come on. I have total Michael's on.

Who? Who is that? Is that how or is that major? He knows it's too fronk. There's only two. There's only two. All right, we'll just turn it. They know I'm not gonna tell the half hour.

Just give me the number three. Ha, ha, ha, ha. This is ridiculous, John. All right, don't worry about it. I'll see you. Who was it? Who was it? Was it Major?

Yeah, it's your army Major. Oh, the army Major. Okay, well. I love Tony Michaels. He's like, this is ridiculous, John. What are you doing right now? Because Tony hasn't been on the show in over a month. He knows that someone's going to cut it up.

A lot of people are going to cut it up. Go find him. It's, gonna be over Reddit. And fucking John can't cut it his own way. What happened was, Tony Michaels had a lead to go pick up his kids, or his son or something like that. So now that would have left John with 30 minutes to fill on his show, which we know he's not capable of doing it.

Yes. So then he starts texting with Richard O'Djeta. Yeah. He starts texting with Richard O'Djeta to see if he'll come on the show. Oh God. Just to fill this a little bit of amount of time. And then Richard doesn't have his new numbers. So he's all confused.

Who is this? There's a phone call. All of this going on during the show. This is the shit you got to take care of before the show going on during the show. This is the shit you gotta take care of before the show. Not during the show. Hold on, I'm making notes. But this is all Tony's fault it turns out.

I asked him to come on because you were supposed to tell me if Gabe could come on after you left. I can't. I, well, I, I, I, sorry. You can handle 30 minutes, John. You can, and maybe I'll, I had to call him because you were supposed to tell me if your buddy could do my show and you never did. This is all your fault.

I've never thought about having my guest book there. Yeah. Yeah. Book a next guest. Especially brilliant, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. And handle 30 minutes, John. You can, and maybe I'll stay around for next year five. That'll give you 25 or 15. I'm not going to be a fan of the show. I'm not going to be a fan of the show.

I'm not going to be a fan of the show. I'm not going to be a fan of the show. I'm not going to be a fan of the show. I'm not going to be a fan of the show. I'm not going to be a fan of

the show. I'm not going to be a fan of the show. I'm not going to be a fan of the show. I'm not going to be a fan of the show. I'm not going to be a fan of

the show. I'm not going to be a fan of the show. I'm not going to be a fan of the show. I'm not going to be a fan of the show. I'm not going go and Chrissy may her show. You know your stuff? Whatever. Yeah, and John's going, you think I know myself. You support you, John. Yeah, I know. It's just because this girl that donated 50 bucks has to be to come on a show. It's like, yeah, take her 50 bucks and walk, fuck her.

No, no, no, it's like I would if you don't, but she goes on every other show and trashes me. Yeah, this, John Manop. You're an adult man. All right, well go on her show because she goes on other people's shows and trashes me. Well then fucking go on her show and talk to her about it.

That's how you would deal with that. Carl, you have built a... Pretty big... Friends of the show. Oh, I think you're gonna say Empire. I was gonna agree with you. I was going to say Empire. I was going to agree with you. Yes, the WTP Empire. Now, yeah, we have a good list of friends of the show.

Sure. How many people that are now associated with the show are because you shit on them on the show? All right. So I'm glad you asked that, Doug, because I've explained this many times that when you're in on the joke, it works to your benefit. Doug, the first time we interacted with Doug,

we were shitting out his podcast who was right. Kaya, same thing, Dick Masterson, same thing, Pat Oats, same thing. So many of these people are now on the show, come on the show regularly, started with us goofing on them, they got the joke they played along. This fucking retard cannot figure out how to get it

on fucking way and actually, I don't know, make a friend or two. You know, besides the guys who we want to borrow poker money from. Is that the point you were trying to make that? Yeah, thank you. Okay, we get that smug John, sounding like a complete idiot. This is, I don't pull out of the clips of the political parts of the show, but I just

love how smug John is here. First Tony, I will cover Josh Hawley. Go ahead. I'll talk Holly. Okay, so what the attack of Ukraine? Finland and Sweden said, hey, mother fuckers, we better get in NATO, because we're gonna need this protection

in case this lunatic known as Vladimir Putin decides to attack us. Yeah. So Joe Biden and the rest of people at NATO are trying to streamline the process to get Sweden and Finland, Sweden and Finland. Swindland. They're membership of NATO.

You're talking about the floor vote in the Senate. Everybody in the Senate votes yes, except for Josh Holy. Do you want me to tell you why he voted no? Yes, that's why I'm asking that. You take this. Well, here's why Josh Holy voted no. John, that wasn't a question. He goes, yeah, of course that's what I want you to do.

It's like, yeah, but you didn't ask him anything. And I didn't think of it till you brought it up. Yeah. And I liked that this guy is supposed to be a serious political show and he's going, and Sweden's a came out the fucker. Yeah. And Biden's like, fuck, yeah, bro.

What? Is that what's happening? All right, so Porto D. Michaels, he has to leave to go pick up his son from somewhere. And John will not let him leave. He just keeps asking him questions. And ones that maybe he doesn't need to ask, remember, these guys are supposedly friends. And for some reason, John feels compelled to ask of us. Because folks, that's how they're engaging in their democracy and they're damn good at it

they're damn good at these getting these crazy wackadoos to engage in this way and we we have to engage in our democracy we have to don't know you gotta go but just one quick question yeah people keep asking me why did you take down your drive-through videos my drive-through videos you know everyone kind of like why why why did you take down your drive-through videos? My drive-through videos. You know, everyone kinda liked... Why did you take down your drive-through videos? After they're talking about nothing but serious political talk, and then you could tell Tony was not ready for that question

because he repeats the question. My drive-through videos, John, that's what we're talking about. Ask me, why did you take down your drive-through videos? Was it political? My drive-through videos. You know, everyone kinda likes those, everyone kinda likes them. I thought they were good.

No, I thought they were good. Said the guy who didn't mean it. Ha ha ha. I thought they were good. Hope he just walked in. Yeah, I bitch hope he is. It's talking about good those videos for her. And by the way, I just want to point out

the 20 Migos never answers the question. Oh, why did you take down your drive through videos? He starts with, I thought they were pretty good. You know, people liked them. Okay, that's not a good answer to that. My drive-through videos, you know, everyone kinda likes those, everyone kinda likes those. I was looking good.

Yeah, you know, I like those videos. Those are from a long time ago. They're like, what did you do? They're like 28. Getting trolls kept coming to them. People were giving them attention. So I mean, I might wait a second. We don't want that.

Yeah, I know why do you put videos on YouTube? Not for attention. I don't want people to see it. And give it attention. God forbid, see nothing, this makes any fucking sense. If I'm out of the loop on this, if I ask you what these drive-through videos are, is it gonna disrupt the flow of the show? No, no, I'll give you the loop on this, if I ask you what these drive-through videos are, is it going to disrupt the flow of the show?

No, no, I'll give you an update on it. So this guy who's now is this real, like, left-leaning political pundit and takes himself very seriously. A few years ago, we're going back to, like, with 2018, he was due these fast-food vlog videos where he would go to McDonald's or Wendy's and order food and then he would eat it in his car and tell you how much he enjoyed it. Okay. You never saw the food by the way. No, you never saw the food, you never saw him eat it and he would always give you a half-time report. Yeah. I'm halfway through my sandwich. I'm not sure I'm going to finish it and then we cut to adjust for this sandwich.

I was able to do it. It's so childish and ridiculous and unfunny in every single way that we've goofed out. I'm gonna take a moment to talk about it down because of it. So is this, like he was trying to, I guess, break into Hollywood via McDonald's. And that didn't work out, so then he got into left-leaning politics.

And that's how it goes. That is how it goes. Both these guys have failed everything else they've tried. And then they're like, well, everyone hates Trump. Can I hate Trump more? Trolls kept coming to them. People were giving them attention. I mean, I might put them back up. I don't know. When I feel good and I want some, some cheeky mcnugs,

maybe I'll put him back up. Oh my god. What the fuck? Maybe I'll put them back up as not the answer to why did you take them down? Maybe I'll put them back up. Yeah, but you haven't. He doesn't even care about the drive-through community. What about other people who are enjoying

those hilarious vlogs? And then he points to his nugs, not drugs, signing the back, crow up. Crow the fuck up, that's so childish. Drugs are way better than chicken McNuggets. I might, yeah, some happiness in a happy mood. You know, I got my nuggets signed here. They all think that I'm ashamed of my love for fast food

Yeah, cuz you took the videos down. Yeah, because you took the videos down. That's how it proves that you're ashamed My love for fast food fact. No, if those videos are any proof I Love fast food we know that but we also think you're ashamed of it because you took it down Yeah, what is your point? My favorite my favorite faster restaurant is McDonald's. So we know. Maybe I'll put him back up. Maybe I'll consider it just for you. That's what the first national burger joint was at a mall. The one who gives a fuck first like national and starting for time. The first one. What was it? Is that what you're asking me? What are you asking me, Chad?

What do you want to know? My kids out the raid right now. Waiting was dead to think about it. If you wanted to ask me, what was the first burger joint? Ask the super chat. Fucking idiot. So then it goes on to talk about how, according to the Journal of This is True or Not, but White Castle is one

of the first restaurants that like had franchises. Beyond just, you know, a single market. And Tony goes, yeah, I'm gonna piss some people off, but I don't like White Castle. Oh no. Don't get those people after you. And John explains how great White Castle is after you've been drinking all day.

Which of course, of course John would like that. I might be trampling on some of this next step because this gets interesting because Tony just gives John just a little, nothing crazy, just a little like, hey, you know, you're a little overweight yourself there, but John does not like it at all. John does not bust balls with his friends. He's so bad at it.

Fixed in John Roll off your back. I'm not like Wendy's is good. You like Wendy's Yeah, I do Although that bond is a little buttery and I'm not into butter. Oh my god. You don't like but you don't you definitely don't look like you don't like butter don't look like you don't like butter. I don't like butter or cheese. Fuck off, badass. You don't look like you don't like butter, which is, I mean, I don't know how you could make a fat joke that's less sharp than that. It's the dullest fat joke ever.

And John goes, fuck off, badass. Good one, Zing. Good comeback, John. This is compelling conversation. Do you like McDonald's or do you like Wendy's? What's your favorite thing about hardies? I know. By the way, we watched all of this on Shilly's show yesterday, so I was reluctant to pull all of it.

But they literally talk about like, Carl's Jr., the portions are too big. I don't like it there. You don't have to eat the whole fucking burger idiots. I was really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really All right, here's the last clip at the end of the show, Tony Leaves, and it's just John. And of course, what's John gonna talk about the lawsuit? And this, Seizing the Sist, I've sent out a few now. And because I'm sick of it, I'm sick of these people doing what they're doing. And I'm sick of this corporation allowing it to happen. And when I say this corporation I will tell you which corporation it is.

I will name the CEO of this corporation. It's Patreon and the CEO is Jack Conti. We know this. It's coming up after the bridge. It's got public records. And I and I will tell you all about it. Thank you, Martin Solinas, for the $2 super sticker. And let's just say that this corporation is profiting.

Profiting, okay? That's a corporation to try. Heat. Crazy. Misogyny. Check, check. Racism. Transphobia.

Transphobia. Phobia. Antisemitic and anti-Hispanic, and threats of violence. That is who's right in that show. On their platform. By the way, nothing he's talking about, aside from threats of violence, which is nonsense. Nothing he's talking about is illegal. They have some spicy cuts down there.

Okay. Yeah. Cool. And the threats of violence got downgraded from bomb threats. Right, remember it was bomb threats on the previous episode. Now it's just threats of violence. It sounds like he's saying it one word that he's gonna send them a seasoned assist. That's seasoned assist. That's gonna get all the seasoning for it.

Yeah. That's right. And I have to prove this corporation allows people to have something, and I'll elaborate further. You already have it. But it's disgusting. It's disgusting. I've complained and complained and it's falling on deaf ears and I'm done with it.

He's a fucking Karen. So, so now somebody is a Karen just because they want to be treated with some respect, I just serve to not have people walk all over me, okay? I have the right to call the cops when things happen. He, he is talking like somebody that is trying out for an acting role on Matlock as a lawyer. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not buying it at all Also, I want to point out he used to be on the Howard Stern show the Howard Stern show Which was very against censorship and they went against the FCC and they had the right wing Christians trying to get their show taken out the air and

They were very much against that and now John has become the fucking right wing Christians who want to get content Taking down that he doesn't agree with and doesn't like and by throwing out those big words Well, you know racism and homophobia, which I pronounce correctly about whatever. I forgot how he said it I think he also said Trains Fobia. Trains Fobia. I don't like airplanes. I don't like automobiles. And now I'm in discussion,

not with the same attorney that did the cease and desist. Oh, that's funny. All right, so I know who his attorney is, who he's had the cease and desist, because I got a season to assist and We went to the website and it's a joke So now John is gonna try to get us nervous about this because he's got a new attorney unless it is I'm in discussion with a very very powerful attorney. All right first off a

Very very powerful attorney. That's something a child would say. My dad could beat up your dad. He's so strong, a very powerful attorney. John, either there's a legal reason to do this or not. It has nothing to do with whether you have a powerful attorney. I don't care if Johnny Cochran has pulled out from his grave. You're not gonna win this case. Maybe that's what happened. You moron, but I love the fact that he

knows that we know that it's a joke. The company that is working with now. They'll offer that he's working with now. Forget about that other thing. Right. I was just tested to see if you guys could Google. Do you think this conversation is forcing him to now look for a third lawyer. They're very powerful on their website. This one has super powers. It's a midberry crunch. Third year law. A deep bowl about following up their season to sis with a lawsuit. Because the trolling is not trolling anymore.

It's not trolling when you aren't attacking. It's not trolling, it's content creation, John. What I'm doing is not trolling. I've created a show. You happen to be the main character in it, but it's Kata. Minor children. It's not trolling when you are using the N word.

Yeah, yeah, dog. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you for Shule. All right, so I'm not a hear about that. TyHispanic posts. That's not trolling anymore. That is hate, hate stoking. So she's crazy. It tastes, tastes stoking.

This audition sucks. No. Tocahuas will call you. Okay. This audition sucks Some of you were guessing the attorney and I'll tell you I think a mad is Helen ain't gonna take it anymore He just switched Wikipedia pages We didn't land on planet You can't handle the truth This time it's personal Through violence I'm gonna fight through the legal system. Oh, this is great He's not gonna fight through violence. He says the guy who tells people to come to pickwick pop and fight him

Anytime after three any week day after three is there. I think I'm mad as hell and I ain't gonna take it anymore. I'm not gonna fight through violence. Oh really, I thought he was gonna kick my door down any day. Let's go hamburger! I'm gonna fight with the legal system. Which is... You're gonna fight with the legal system,

as much as I'm gonna have, eh? system, which is the... You're gonna fight with the legal system, as much as I'm gonna have, Fab. The only way to do so. But what is going on is ridiculous that this cooperation is not listening to the various complaints, because it's not just me. He's totally a character. There have been a few, and I know that as a fact.

And the amount of proof I have is insurmountable I will call him a link about that on Saturday What are the odds that his co-plain if his Patrick Michael? By the way because you were coming on dog. I looked for Patrick Michael He's not putting out any new stuff anymore. Yeah, I asked Jody Beda to do some research for me and he came up empty. Alright, Doug, I have a game for you. You had a game for me, although I don't think it was a game. But I have a game for you, my friend. Everyone's favorite game.

It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch a Daveler Are you ready to play to catch a Daveler ready now I was at yours Adam doesn't show here in Hollywood at the dime bar every Tuesday night and I was there. I was I was you know mentoring a you know a Girl who you know wants to do stand up who I wanted to get in her pants, but that's besides the point. She's 28, she said I was too old, but What did John say next?

Are you following this, Doug? We're gonna get multiple choice here. Doing my best. Okay. Try to figure out what John said after he was trying to get into this 28 year old, excuse me, 28 year old pants, but she thought he was too old. Here are your choices. A, I said to her, age is just a number. I at the body of a 35 year old. Number two, she didn't mind taking the jokes that I wrote for her. See, by the time I was 28, I was already touring all over the country.

4. I don't think I'm too old to date a 28 year old. I still feel like I'm too old to date a 28 year old. I still feel like I'm 28. Lastly, she's obviously too young to remember how famous I was. M. To cash. A dabbler. Alright, now I was at your... I'll go first here. I think that it's going to be number B. And at first I thought it was letter one.

But number B, what did he say? Again, he goes, I'm not that old or I have the body of a... No, number B is, she didn't mind taking the jokes. Oh, taking the jokes. Yes, that is the one that I wanted. Thanks, producer. This is my producer, Chris, I'll say everybody. Thank you for that. Chris, what do you got?

I'm going to go with number triangle. Delta? I think that's the touring one. Oh, yeah, he was touring when he was 28. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. See. Doug, what do you think? I started with two, and then I'm landing on four.

Okay. All right. We all have a different answer. Let's find out if any of us are man enough to catch a dabble. Now, Adam doesn't show here in Hollywood at the dime bar every Tuesday night. And I was there. I was mentoring a girl who won the ice cream.

So I wanted to get in a pants, but that's besides the point. She's 28, she said I was too old, but she didn't mind taking the jokes that I wrote for her. Of's all for this week come back next week to find out if you are man enough to catch a I'm not a victim of music. The most famous podcast in the world today. I'm caught up with the lecturing. He's so cool. Come out.

Yeah, baby. Do you still play a card of stuff on your show? Is he so pay for Ed time on your show, Doug? No, he hasn't said anything in a couple weeks. Oh, okay. Well, I have to say that this is my second win in the row. However, last time was a little bit cheating because it was to catch a club foot

and it was something that I had to say. So, man, I kind of had it bad and he barely won. It still wasn't sure. It's like, gonna win this one. I'm gonna win that one. Gonna be that one. I want to thank you so much for coming on the show. As always, I always have a blast talking to you. People can check you out on the Who's Right podcast

as well as your Patreon. patreon.com slash Who's Right Podcast? Is that right? That is correct. So I'm gonna give you some big news. This is a late breaking Who's Right update? Oh good. I haven't even shared this on the show yet.

So Wednesday on our show, I will be making the announcement. And this is true. Hold on a second, huh? Buzzer Buzzer Buzzer Buzzer Buzzer Buzzer Buzzer Buzzer Buzzer I am officially an ordained minister now. Hey, congratulations. Wow, that's really impressive stuff. Let me give you $150. I will tell you, Doug, that we have that in common.

I am an ordained minister myself. I married my brother and sister-in-law. Is that why you're doing it? I want to get into circumstances, I married my brother and sister-in-law. Is that why you're doing it? I want to get into circumcisions, I think. I don't know. What kind of credentials are you to cut some penises around here? Well, here's a place to start. We are starting a new show where I'm going to be taking confessions from our listeners, so I figured it would only make sense.

That's hilarious. If I was to get ordained. That's hilarious, I love it. All right, well, definitely check out who's right with Doug and Anthony and people are saying in the discord that they love you and you come back more often. And I totally agree. Always great to have you on the show.

Thanks for coming out again. It's been too long. Thank you for having me. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well everypony. Starting in the most bits of morning radio. I'm out to show these polls right now. Okay. Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone.

Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. That upshit was fabulous. Sleepless. I can never get enough of John failing at life. Michael, vote out hate? What a hypocrite! His political podcasts are nothing but hate. Jim, love the lame t-shirt slogan draped across his mobs. What a super duper cool and virtuous guy. Nick, Aidex Ojeda is my new favorite mythical character.

Next, we have some comments about the SJ hypocrite video. Uncle Rico, John's lack of self-awareness is really something to be told. He actually makes Opie look kind and normal. Ish. Maddieboy notes, Shule lives for this. He's perfectly in his element. His comment about can you imagine if we all did a heel turn and went after Carl made me seriously LOL. Jimmy, I love that John has a research team when he couldn't book one competent cameraman for his DC trick. Lil Urb 13.

This is getting awesome. I can't wait for Stutt Joe's media tour. Lisa shares, I'm addicted to this saga. Why? Thomas writes, John, they're trying to hurt me financially! No dummy you're doing that all on your own, LOL.

JP Dunksworth, remember in Weird Science when Kelly LeBrock turned Bill Paxson into a troll-like blob creature? That's what Stuttering John looks like. At Emgoldstein TV, Opines, Carl, Chris, Huesy, and Shuley together are the best version of WATP. Birthday wishes to Don, who posts, ah, perfect birthday gift,

a new Stuttering Aswipe episode of WATP. Thanks! Crash awesome points out, John needs to learn how shirt colors work. Patrick, even if you don't believe in God, thank him for creating this proto-human, an absolute gold mine. And a delicious plays us out with, damn it Carl, we will not attack John's kids anymore. Stop telling us to do it. Oh, the YouTube cobblers are the funniest cobblers at this point.

Right now, Doug pointed out to me that I forgot everyone's favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. Boy is my face right. I didn't mean to do a teaser because I have a special programming note. There will be no midweek episode this week.

Producer Chris and I are traveling to Denver, to the South Park 25th anniversary concert featuring Matt and Trey, as well as Primus, as well as Ween. So I'm right after we meet Mr. J and Pixie. Yeah, we'll probably hang out with Mr. J down there. And I want to hang out there due to go to the strip comes all the time for the conversation. Yeah, I want to hang out there, dude.

So we have a lot to get to. I won't be able to podcast. But when we come back next weekend, we have a very special guest, someone who's never been on the show before Who's making their debut that we all know and love so I'm very excited about that. I mean, that's a tease Yeah, that's that's how you tease Vic is supposed to be here. She texted me that she's in her car, but she would call him But I don't see her so in that case we're gonna start hitting some voice mouths and if she shows up, we'll do some reviews.

And if not, Don't forget Carl, I got that heart out. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Don't thank so much for coming out today, buddy. I do appreciate it. Right.

See ya. Bye, Chris. See ya, man. Fuck you, Carl. Fuck you. You're the biggest fucking prick I know. Dude. Alright, you may not believe in Bitcoin, but let me tell you this. El Salvador. Moving to Bitcoin was the best thing they could ever do. They have more publicity than everybody else.

Cut this coast so we can... You're fucking at your ads, soft dude. They're garbage. They're garbage. Six. They're garbage. You gotta get rid of this shit. garbage. You gotta get rid of this shit. Bitcoin is the best publicity you've ever get. You and WHO can post the answer, post the fucking rica. God damn it. Carl kill yourself. You know what I'm gonna say it.

I don't do what I want you to do. I want you to go get a gun. All right, I'm in Texas. There you go. Come down here. Get my guns. Go kill Stubborn John. I got it. Kill... kill your... kill producer Chris.

Kill Vinnie and then kill your fucking self producer Chris. I knew it. Kill Vinnie and then kill your fucking self. Why does Andy and your crows get to live? Fucking right, God. Fuck you. Fuck you, fuck you. Call me that. I've been drunk before, but wow!

That is... next level right there. That is not tequila drunk. No one is going to be killing anyone with a gun. I want to point that out. I think that gentleman was joking about that. ["The Devil's

Reveals With thick." Hey, Beck. Hello. Man, Doug just laughed. And I think he's going to be kicking himself. Yeah. When he sees the outfit that you have on. I know. Just because he's three times your age, doesn't mean he wouldn't enjoy having a chat with

you. I would imagine. Do we have any new reviews? You made it back to some type of home. It's a hotel. Oh. Okay, It's going on a vacation or something. Um, not really. We're just a weekend. Get away watching John Mulaney. Oh, nice. He's coming to register in September. Is it? Yeah. I let you know how it is. Please do. I heard that he talks about his, well, I guess he's got a special address. his up and we just talked about his cocaine addiction. Yeah, no, he got a divorce recently, like he fucking, he has a new kid with like his side hoe. Oh, so like top notch.

A horrible way to live your life. I know. Stay on the blow and step back and girls off. Yeah, get stuck. Seriously. Victor, we have any new reviews that you'd like to read to us? Yes, I agree. Look at the commitment out of Vick.

I want to point this out. Remember that dirt fiber who couldn't be bothered to be around a computer? No, I don't. I don't either. It couldn't be bothered to be around a computer. Vick is, we can get away with the hobby, go to see comedy shows, finding time to come on the show and read reviews. I do appreciate that, Vick.

Of course, Carl. I have to make myself feel better by seeing someone who has read reviews. I do appreciate that, Vic. Of course, Carl. I have to make myself feel better by seeing someone who has worse teeth than I do. That's what I'm here for. And you know what? I'm gonna say it right now. All those soccer counts I use on Twitter to talk about what a fucking asshole you are

and how disgusting you are and how much it would suck to sleep with you. I'm gonna stop doing that. It's so bright. It's so bright. Yeah. But I do have two reviews. One is super obnoxiously long, so we'll see.

But this first one is two obnoxious guys mock things they don't understand by downtown Taylor. This person gets it. Yeah, something appropriately. That's our new tagline. So that was a one star. I actually do like that as a one star. I actually do like that as a tagline. Can you read that again? Two obnoxious guys mock things they don't understand.

Yeah, that's good. Okay. And then this next one is too much stuttering full, not enough cardiff. I wonder who wrote this. Yeah. I mean, they wrote a little story. It's kind of cute.

So it says Victor, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I wonder who wrote that. Yeah. I mean, they wrote a little story. It's kind of cute. So it says Victoria pressed her Jewish milkers in a Casey's face. The poor dirt farmer struggled against the cow like weight. Oh, no, you don't.

Victoria said as she grabbed one of their views and pulled back. She slammed it down on top of Casey's head. I'll teach you better than that. She laughed at how much the other woman winced at the loud sound of autistic screeching. She continued to beat the poor girl with the five stars until her milkers were wet. Victoria looked over, her work was satisfaction. She took in the sweat dripping down Casey's much larger chest, her hands covered in a mix of dirt and blood. Victoria smiled, why. The girl would

be dead before lunchtime if she kept this up. Her eyes drifted down towards the red and purple marks around the other farmer's neck, the bruises already fading into white and pink cues. This would only get worse, especially if Casey didn't stop fighting. It was a losing battle in Victoria knew it. Casey's legs gave out under her, her body crumpled onto the grass as her breathing grew labored. Please, I have dirt to kayak in, Casey Bact. Victoria smiled at the terrified look on Casey's face.

Do you want me to call daddy? He likes to watch. She watched the glee as Casey's eyes widened even more. She knew she had won when tears started streaming down the girls' cheeks. Don't worry little chicken, he will be here soon. No, please don't call him. Casey pleaded again. Victoria just giggled as she walked off, opening discord on her phone, leaving Casey wet,

shaking and scared. She was so happy for once. The sun was shining brightly, the birds were chirping. Daddy hamburger, I found her. Today was a perfect summer day. That's just stir big. Holy, I don't know how you were able to read that. I don't know. I read it in the car and I was like, all right. Wow. Listen to only two new reviews. Like I don't know what to do, dog.

I don't know how to feel about that one. I guess I'll probably finish my pants and we can move on. That's how you feel about it. That's what someone wants to say. Hey, it's Sergio from Providence. I just want to point out that Stuttering John is calling his condo with the worst possible time in the housing market. Yeah. Probably the only time he's ever taken a bath on anything.

That's a pretty good zinger right there, my friend. Yeah, probably the only time he's ever taken a bath on anything That's a pretty good singer right there my friend Hello, this is elegant Elliot Off it and this message is for the cockless Crest Creighton producer Chris Chris you're saying that Stuttering John, that demon list, Stuttering stupid, Stuttering John sounds like me, and legit Elliot Arvin. Well, you need to keep saying something like that. I'm going to have you what? That's thanks to talk, right? That is a spot on elegant Elliott often. Impression

into the point where I think that might have actually been him. It's really good. I don't know how to feel now. Yeah. Are you gonna finish her? Let's keep keep these going. I'll just say like, you know, I'll give house parks credit where credits do. These are the only fucking decent looking person John has ever had on his show other than the like Chinese dude that talked for five minutes. We're going to get down his fucking podcast. Like, dude, like, I

don't know how sparks like looks normal. Everybody else is a fucking discussing ugly freak. All right, call me back. Please, God call me back, Carl. I need you to call me back, dude. Uh, sir, are you aware that hell sparks is a man? You might not think he looks so normal when you fire that out, but interesting observation nonetheless. Edgar calls it into the show. Now we've had Chippa call it into the show, but we've never had Edgar to my knowledge,

call it into the show before. Hello, this is Edgar. Hello, this is Edgar. This message is for Carl Hamburger. It is a funny joke. The guy who calls in as Chipper service. Yeah makes really funny jokes

Approved Very good. Thank you very much. Oh, no celebrity college into the show. This is exciting This is exciting The APS, that's what you're gonna go. You're a fucking warned, don't ever hold the chance, and hit it again. You might as fucking you. All right, we pissed off Joe Pesci, now that's not bad. Let's see if you're dangerous. Producer Krinsch, you got a fan of that, Frushin? No, I'm just getting nervous. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fair enough. Oh, do you remember the last episode of We Deadvick, where you were laughing

at the Cal photographer for being a failed graphic designer? I do remember that. Yeah. Why doesn't he just call you at the show? Why does he call me with that? It's got to weird, but all right. Hey, Carl, it's the Cal photographer. In response to Vicks, I was a pale graphic designer, all graphic

designers are failures. That's why I joined the army was to not be a failure because graphic designers were there. I made the mistake of studying that in college and now I outranked big and children actually probably never be at my level. So it's just saying. So I have at people now, you saw when a marketing agency,

and we had graphic designers on staff who were very talented and very good at what they do, they were not failures. So I don't know what he's talking about. I'm not sure what he means by that. They don't get to fly drones around and bomb shit, but they can design logos and stuff, so that's cool. They think, what do you think about the tough talk about him being higher ranked than you?

That's fine. I don't wanna stay in. I love weed too much. Okay, interesting. I just wanted free college. Oh, that's a good way to do it. Where are you gonna study in school? I want to be a mortician.

I just want to like plaster like make up on dead bodies. You need college for the hat? I've been deadly. Is that for real? You need college for the- No, yeah, I mean, like you embalm them and like fill them up. I would think an apprenticeship would be all you would need. It's not like people are really looking for that job.

If someone's willing to try it, I'm like, oh, okay, I'll show you. No, Doug, you gotta be licensed and other shit. It's a whole thing, Carl, but it's an industry that will never die. I got it. Are you being serious, though, about those things? No, absolutely, that's fucking lootly.

So you're one of those weirdos who likes dead bodies and stuff. I don't like them, but like, someone's gotta do it and like, it pays okay, or I could just be a stay-at-home wife. What is it? My husband might make big, big. Did you guys bring mics with you? On this vacation? Yeah, I brought one mic. Oh, no, mics.

That sounds like I'm squeaking in the background. No, he's trying to figure out the fucking uh, fuck swing. The fuck swing. The iron floor. Can you blew up your fuck swing, please? Someone actually uses the ironing board in a hotel? Holy shit.

That looks like a... Oh. There it is. Hey, look at Shark, buddy. You want to look good for Jammelaney? I get it. I get it. I think he's trying to take him home tonight.

Sweet. He might be sleeping in the hallway. Oh, I thought maybe you'd get involved in that. Now, you get to that. All right. Another celebrity called into the show. Hi, pal. It's me, Mickey Mouse.

How you doing? Good. You're a cut. Hi. Hi. What the doing? Good. You're a cunt. Hi. Hi. Mickey? Mickey?

The better of him. And then we got another call from Barack Obama. That's good. Hello. This is Barack Obama from KISS, former president of the United States, and former base player for their rock and roll band KISS. I think that makes sense, but okay. You're a cunt. Everyone's a critic apparently. Not even a call me back, Jesus.

So this is a guy who's not gay call I get to the show. Hey, hey, I swear I'm not gay, but I want to put my come up in your bum. I love you, Jen. Okay. And because I guess poems are becoming all the rage down here's a poem for Vic. And tell me if you can figure out whose voice this is because this might be the calphagyre for I could be wrong right hey caro I wrote a poem for Vic okay here goes how now brown cow when I look at you I think mmm fuck you all right sweet poem yeah no that was Thank you. No. Fuck you. All right, sweet poem. Yeah, no, that was it.

That was it, right? Yeah. All right, this is the last voicemail we have. And unfortunately, it's John's attorney. I hear he's very powerful. Some a little concerned about this one. This is all moh men's lawyer calling. You're a country.

I can't give it. It's a spicy lawyer talk right there. Oh, you got me good. Vic, enjoy the comedy show. Let me know how it goes. Oh, of course. Thank you very much for coming on the show and reading reviews.

Yeah, I'll give us. Yeah. I get it. OK, folks. Guess what? The episodes? Oh, wow. That was a great episode.

That was really great. I got it. Go, goodbye. Goodbye. This is it. It's over. Okay. Goodbye Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. All right. We're no one around YouTube. Do you want to take off your shirt now? The show's over. No, it's fine. The show's over. No, you got all your in that stuff. Yeah

I'm gonna get that also that you're Mr. Bick and I are in for you. It's for fitting. It doesn't need to be iron. Uh-huh. Well, make it hurt. It stretches it out. It's a good one. You got her probably.