Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep334 - Alex Jones and Better Together

Episode Date: August 14, 2022

Alex Jones is fresh off of a $50M court decision against him. That's not good for Alex. I wonder how he'll handle it. Well it turns out, not only is he a victim but this judgement was against all of America. How does that work you ask? I have no idea. We are joined by Jim Norton and Vinnie Paulino and it's a real treat. After some confusing Alex Jones clips we get into the worst interview question of all time, No Agenda borrowing our format, the last ever Anne Heche podcast, and finally the worst grift ever attempted by Stuttering John. https://www.jimnorton.com/ http://watplive.com https://thecreepoff.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And I'll be right back. That's how I'd know. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called the Alex Jones Show. Everyone's talking about this major trial that Alex just lost, but I don't hear anyone breaking down Alex's assessment of what happened. I have heard none of it.

Like, I have heard, I've interviewed Alex, so I find it very entertaining as a person. And he's probably the best talker in the history of broadcasting. Him or Scott Ferell are the two best talkers. I think you literally just talk for six hours alone. But I have not heard what he said about his trial, so I'm looking forward to it.

Yeah, let's get right into this because Alex Jones is the biggest news story right now. And knowing Alex Jones, even though he has to pay over $40 million to these two families of the Sandy Hook victims, and there's plenty more coming, he still is way too excited about being in the news because he's just one of those guys. I want to start off by showing you guys, have you seen what his set looks like lately? His set makes Stephen Crowder look like Wayne's world.

His set is fucking awesome. Well, does he have to actually pale that funny though? Info, we'll get into all. Yeah, we'll get into all. We're gearing up for the full analysis. Okay. In full wars, tomorrow's news, today. Well, I can't say that I personally enjoy the entire established

in front of ReaSdown, But deep down it is satisfying to know that we're really giving these corrupt globalists a run for their money and that they fear us above all others. Nobody is better at spinning something. He's like me when I get caught cheating. Like you just try to find the positive. I am so happy you care enough to look through my text message. Yeah, he literally turned the standard victim into globalists within the first three seconds of the broadcast. Whether people love or hate him, there is no better person at taking something and spinning it into the direction he wants it.

Oh, yeah. That's what all these, I watched a bunch of these episodes from this past week where he's talking about this. And he brings on guest after guest who are all agreeing with him. Yeah, yeah, the show trial. Yeah, yeah, it's not ridiculous. I got caught one one my girlfriend's caught me with condoms and she'd like there's someone missing so she knew I had been cheating and I had to go, no, I was saving those because I wanted to practice

masturbating into them so I could use them so in case you don't get pranked like this whole thing You just probably hit that old rick down dude. No, I improv that I did it terribly and she didn't believe it So it's one of those things where you can take them out of what they throw at you and spit it into. Yeah, that's what I meant to happen. The balloons for a party. All right, so he looks like he's brought a guy from a spaceship.

Gaplos, that's a really cool set. And let's get right into Alex Jones, who again, I'm just gonna reiterate this, just lost a case in those over $40 million. This is his victory lap. It's been the number one story for the last week in the United States. It's been in the top 10 stories in Europe and other parts of the world, not China threatening war, not Russia winning the Ukraine war, not collapsing borders, not human smuggling,

not mass suicides and fentanyl deaths. But the monster Alex Jones, who questioned a mass shooting. I like how he's changed that too. I was just asking questions. And his ability to continue to perform under fire, I would collapse so quickly. If I just lost this money, my first episode would be like, oh my god, I'm so sorry, I don't want to pay the money. I don't know how you keep it together.

Super chats are open. Yeah. I'll say anything for $10. The ability to continue to perform. Yeah. And to continue to talk, whether or not I'm sure inside, he's miserable, but the ability to hide that publicly. We saw him on the stand when it was revealed that they had all of his text message.

Yes. And all of his phone covers. He looks exactly like I looked when mine were looked up. Yeah, I thought I deleted that all for Pete's sake. He plays it on a paralegal. He's like, yes, a paralegal. You're paying someone 12 bucks an hour and they're in charge of all of your messages. Dude, I'm a taxidant. Johnny Depp's lawyer did the same thing. I believe those Paul Betney texts or a bunch of texts got sent by accident to the other lawyer.

What a terrible mistake. Yeah, it's funny because the attorneys make 500 bucks an hour and then the people who do all their work make 12 bucks an hour. There's like a disconnect there. There's a reason why these mistakes happen. And why wouldn't he, I don't know why he wouldn't delete them unless they told him you can. So he should have auto-delete going on and everything. Yeah. He ever puts out there. So I don't think he's understanding,

or at least he's pretending to not understand what this lawsuit was about, because it's defamation. Yeah. You know, when he wants to spend it in the freedom of speech, and he might have some points that we'll get into, but not with this one. I have the mayor of youvalde in my stack actually coming out and saying he thinks there's a cover up in youvalde. Well, I guess he'll be the next person to face a 40 plus million dollar judgment. You could say you think there's

a cover up. That's not what this lawsuit was. Yeah, I don't think the mayor of youvalde is saying that there was no shooting. He's probably saying there's a cover up that's not what this lot's new laws. Yeah, I don't think the mayor of you All the assaying that there was no shooting probably saying there was a cover up procedurally Or something like that. Yeah, I think we all know sure. I mean that's what happens when Bob Kelly is the mayor of a city That's exactly like So I think it was Brian Regan who had that special epitome of hyperbole. This is right here the epitome of hyperbole coming from Alex. This is impressive. There's been constant intent.

And I should set this up. What he's explaining is that now they're not only going after Alex Jones, but they're going after his attorneys as well. Who is? Who knows? The globalist. Oh, okay. Jimmy, I can't keep up with all of this.

The Christen actor. I'm trying my best here. Who is? That's one of the funny things about Alex Jones. Is he's always talking about them and the globalist, you're like, is just George Soros or is it Bill Gates too? I'm not sure.

Yeah, specifically your dad. It turns out it's just all the bloggers making fun of his lawyers for giving away the tax. Yeah, probably. They're after us. Bit of a blunder here. He's like thellblist, the subreddit, you know, he doesn't know who he's going out to.

Just been constant attacks on the court of public opinion and in the courts of law against anyone who defended Alex Jones or info wars. And let's be clear, if I was caught with dead kids in my basement, the defense lawyer that took the job they call Mahiro because every man deserves a defense. But but now with Alex Jones who just questioned him as shooting, oh no, we got a sanction every lawyer involved. Why are they trying to sanction his lawyer? Hold on a second. I know he that's a good question. Yes, but did he just say that if he had dead babies in his basement, whoever represented it would be applauded by the media? Well, if

you, I do, I will say that my idol is Gacy's old lawyer. So, yeah, it's a fair point. It's a fair point. Yeah, fair point. I would analyze the lawyer if he walked into court and said, we plead guilty. Yeah, that's a great job. Exactly.

Good job, you're my hero. I'm sorry, where's the defendant? I beat him to death this morning. He won't be making it to court today. Like, okay, this is a good attorney right here. This guy's amazing because he says shit like that. And then you're like, yeah, he's not so bad. Oh, he did ask some questions.

Yeah, amazing, he's amazing at just talking. What was your question, I got outside. Oh, I don't remember about the sanctions of the lawyer, because I've been sued for defamation. So I know what a nightmare it is, I was sued by a lawyer and his greatest fear was that the judge would sanction him. So that's every lawyer's greatest terror

is that they're gonna have to pay the... You know what I think it is? I think with the attorney, it's because of the discovery where they didn't hand over what they were asked for and then they found out that they did have a lot of this stuff and I have some more clips about that too. Okay. But I think that might be what,

at least they're threatening the attorneys with not going through a discovery. Let's find out, how are you doing, Alex? This seems threatening the attorneys with not going through a discovery. Let's find out. How are you doing, Alex? This seems like a busy week for you, buddy. How are you hanging in there? This is so incredibly dangerous. So people ask me, how are you handling it?

These are some of the big questions people have before we get these video clips, I'll answer them. I'm worried about America and my children's future and your children's future. I know I don't have $2 million in cash sitting around. I know that we're maxed out. I'm not about making money. I'm about fighting the new world order, but it takes money to do that.

And so I even have crew members ask, are we still gonna be on air? What does it mean that we've declared bankruptcy? We've declared bankruptcy to put our cards on the table and show there's not all this money, then we can't fight these other show trials and do all of this in the world of emergency. I'm the crew members are actually saying wait, you're worth how much? That's always talking about, too. They think we make so much money over here. We're not making

any money. I don't have any money at all. I don't know why people think I have money. I don't have any money. And I love that because we're reminded me of like George Carlin used to talk about. For some reason, God always needs money. And apparently the fight against the new world order also just continues to need to be funded at all times. So you got to go out and buy his products and supplements. How did they know that he had that kind of money?

Was it through the text messages? Did those text messages screw him there too? I don't think so. And it's funny because I'm gonna play some clips with he's with a different attorney. And they're talking about the accounting practices. And apparently there's no books. So they're like trying to figure out what's money he was making

while he was saying the Sandy Hook was a hoax. Right. And they're like, yeah, we don't have any accounting either. Well, that's part of him in the ass because yeah, what I read was that everything that the prosecution has here is based on just estimates of what they're guessing He's worth because there is no paper. So they're just made up an astronomical number. Yes. There is a book somewhere Believe it. There's some guy going Jesus Christ. Mom, they don't even reimburse me. I take so many trips to Vegas I'm not getting reimbursed. There is a notebook somewhere back and forth to Austin

So the other thing that Ellis Jones does that I find amazing is his analogies. Everything is an analogy with him. And apparently he's like Michael Jordan. And the globalists are the rest of the NBA try to take out Michael Jordan. What, what you have in sports? Sure.

You know, you try to murder the best player. Of course you do. I'm Michael Jordan, but when he was on the white socks. Okay. Alex is the to murder the best player. Of course you do. I'm Michael Jordan, but when he was on the white socks, I looked at the star of the Washington generals. They're trying to blow up Bull Stadium because Michael Jordan and his prime is playing there. But Michael Jordan, if they burn down the stadium, he just goes and works for the Lakers or for whoever he wants.

The point is, is that they see me as the Michael Jordan a populist conservative anti-globalism. And we are, the listeners are this whole family, yes. We are Michael Jordan together, but they still don't get, I was sitting there in like the fifth deposition they have with me for Connecticut and he goes, what is the most valuable asset of Info Wars?

And I said it's me, but like they think like, I'm loyal to the audience, I'm loyal to crew, I'm loyal to this infrastructure, but I can go anywhere and do the show everybody's gonna come anyways He's got a point there. Hey, does a point I like that he says you know if they tried to blow up bull stadium You mean the United? Bull stadiums you're going to work for the Lakers as an employee I know I don't think this guy watches a lot of sports Michael. There's a spill out the third con course Also, I like that he says you know, I'm like the Jordan I can do whatever I want. It's like, well, he had Scotty Peppin.

You know, Dennis Rhandu was there. That's right. It was not just Jordan. I mean, I think he would Michael would tell you. Yeah, didn't he go to the Wizards after that? Didn't he play for the Wizards? And he didn't even check the chips. Or the bullets or whatever they were going at the time.

Right. He was an owner player. Yeah, the best kind. The kind to get some self-flagged. Yeah, right. He was an owner player. Yeah, the best kind. The kind to get some self-flag time. Yeah, who's the owner manager? There was a player manager of the Yankees two years ago. That never works out the player manager. No.

Well, I guess what the younger guys, some of these old foggies come in and everyone's on their phones and tweeting and they have no idea what's going on. You need a guy's a little bit younger and be like, I get the fuck off your phone. Yeah. So you can't be tweeting that stuff.

You're not doing anything positive. You're not helping very positive. I don't even know. You're not helping by replying to those trolls about our wastes last night. It's not helping anyone. All right. So Alex actually has a good idea here, but I don't think he's gonna execute on it.

Well, they don't understand this. If I was Matthew Velley, I'd shut this down and disappear for six months. The minute I came back anywhere, it would have hundreds of millions of views. But I don't want to do that because of my crew and everything else. I think he should. I think you should go away for six months and then come back. Yeah. Cause as you lay low, you lay low, yeah. You know, the problem with him is that he has to talk for three hours

a day every day and you say stupid shit after a lot of it. You might know about it. Do it 100% and you have to talk about the same thing from the same point of view. You can't just go, all right, look, I wish I didn't say that shit. You can't do it. You kind of have to stay in the same tone. I don't know how he does it. I don't know how anybody talks that much, that consistently.

And I just have no idea how a person does that. And that's why he's bankrupted and $40 million in debt. I just stopped talking right now. So you could talk because I had nothing else to say about it. I can't keep doing it. Well, it's also the format of our show, so that works out. But if I was alone right now, I still would have paused there, hoping somebody else would say something. Okay, this is getting matter. All right, so another analogy, this is a great one because the attorney's on there with

Robert Barnes. He makes an analogy to Godzilla and Alex loves this. So excited. They don't even get that as long as we stay on air and don't let them convince us that we've lost and convince us we've been silenced and convince us we're bad. Whether the ones that lie on purpose, we make mistakes. We just got bigger from this. Yeah. More people than ever are going to want to know, well, what is this forbidden thing? What is this fruit I'm not supposed to have? Oh, exactly. Well, you know, if you, you knew Alex Jones, you get Godzilla.

You don't get Hiroshima. And I think that's what they still don't understand. And then they still don't understand. As long as the people hold the line, everybody holds the line, they will not be able to breach the line. And that's the key. But that's a great analogy from the latest gut or Godzilla movie is when they knew Godzilla, that's when he really gets powerful, he was made out of radiation.

Exactly. And that's when they don't understand. It's like a little kid, it's like, yeah, oh my god, you're right. I am kind of like that. I'm so proud of you, no. I don't know who this guy is, but you should be singing, putting on the rich with Gene Wilder. I love him. All right.

Let's talk about the phone leak because it was my understanding that the other attorneys received information that they didn't want them to receive and that helped them with the case. But according to Alex Jones, there's only one thing on his phone that he was concerned about. And that is the nude photo of his ex-wife that he sent to Roger Stone. Really? You didn't hear about that. I heard about the photo, but I didn't know he was concerned about. And that is the new photo of his ex-wife that he sent to Roger Stone. Really? He didn't even know about that.

I heard about the photo, but I didn't know he was concerned that he sent it to Roger. Well, let's find out. The paralegal left like a six month raw thing in there. And we all went through it, there's nothing there. We didn't do anything wrong anyways.

And so he's like, we have two years, we have the whole phone. That was not true. Like they have 100 Biden's laptop. And of course, where's the crap pipes? Where's the horse? Where's the, sorry. I mean, there was a photo I sent my wife or her naked.

Okay, they got that. So, my wife looks pretty good. Go ahead and, I mean, the point is, is that there's one naked picture of my wife and there. So, that's what they got. And it's just no dick pics, no nothing. So, so, so, I mean, I have a hard working guy, guys. I'm like running around party time here. Well, I wish I was. But that's what's so insane about this is they tell you that and they act like that. Oh, January 6th, it's got it. It isn't even in 2021. It's from 19, it's from 2019.

No dick pics. No dick. What kind of Jack is this? I know. That's not my phone. Oh, subscribe. He did send one to Roger Stone though. I like the Roger Stone is a, is a, I've had, again, talked to Roger a lot. He's a fun guy. Roger. suits like three sims? I mean how do you not like Roger Stone? I just like that he doesn't mention that he sent a photo of his naked wife X wife to a friend of his yeah Just cuz yeah, there's a photo of my name my wife of course you know, yeah, well, no, that's not what people are concerned about I've had people show me nude photos of their of their girlfriend It's always and I always pretend I don't want to see it I don't know I don't but I always want to say it I always pretend I don't want to see it. Ah, I don't know. I don't, but I always want to say it.

I always want to hold it up, get it hurt, these. Yeah, that's all I want to see is how big of the lips. You know, I'm really a piece of garbage. Well, I do wonder now that you mentioned that, who initiated that? Sad, was Roger asking for, oh, you ever take photos of your ex-wife naked? Or, well, Roger's a guy you know you can send it to

and he'll be okay with it. You know Roger's not going to be upset about or he's not going to,. He's gonna keep it to himself. Well, he will keep it to himself Yeah, yeah, there's one thing Rodger can do. It's keep it safe He's good at that. Yes, he is for sure. He'll go to prison before he shows you a photo of Alex's next wife All right, so we all saw the video from the trial where the judge was scolding Alex Jones Yeah, you you are content of the court. You're lying, it's perjury, all these things. And Alex just has to sit there and take it. So Alex watches this video, I'm getting credit so that he can break it down and give us

his take. Sure. Sure. And by the way, I have the entire thing here is entire take, which is saying something. You may not say to this jury that you comply with discovered that is not true. You may not say it again. You may not tell this jury that you are vet. That is also not true. You're already under oath to tell the truth. You've already violated that oath twice today in just those two examples. It seems

absurd to instruct you again that you must tell the truth while you testify. Yet here I am, you must tell the truth while you testify. This is not your show. Do you understand what I have said? Yes, I believe what I said was true. So I guess you believe everything you're saying is true, but it is. Your beliefs do not make something true. That is what we're doing here just

because you claim. It was back this up back in up to the seconds. This is literally an IK-4 where Winston is torturing on the desk or O'Brien's torturing, Winston's death and he says, it doesn't matter what your eyes see, I'm reality. I mean, this is creeps, that's man. By the way, it's amazing how differently Alex and I see this, the whole time she's talking up there,

I would give her money to attack me with a strap on. She's like, yeah. She looks like the Phantom of the Opera and I'd like her to attack me with a strap on. She looks like the Phantom of the Opera, and I'd like her to attack me with a strap on. She's a very dominant lady. Well, I love that he's gotten his audience program to a point now where he can just say, this is 1984, none of these people ever read that book. They're just like, oh yeah, definitely.

This is Jeff Orwell. Yeah, Jeff Orwell. So I was surprised that was his only commentary. Then he went back and watched more of this video. And then there's one more comment on it. Just because you claim to think something is true does not make it true. It does not protect you. It is not allowed. I mean, this is North Korea. Yeah. And when you heard her say it, this is not your show. You know what she was wanting to say.

There's my show. Exactly. That in the judge is supposed to be an impartial referee. Imagine if you went to a football game and you saw the referee, the umpire, wearing the uniform of one of the teams. Haha. He loves that. That was a good one.

Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah. That's what it is. On the other side, it's a pro wrestling event. I think he'll just became a face. Is that nice? Right video? Get away from it. Um, this is fucking crazy.

Is that amazing? His spin from the very beginning of this was watch me give the globalist a run for their buddy. Yeah. He has not given anyone a run for their money in this court case at all. No. And he's, he's, well, well, for every single day, these people, it is amazing to watch him.

It's hard when there's a judge, like when the judge, it's like he can talk. He's such a good talker, but the judge goes, no, no, you can't say that's not true. And then there's nothing you can do about it. So yeah, it sucks. It's just like North Korea. Yeah. What? I mean, these guys, they're not even doing a good do about it. So yeah, it sucks. It's just like North Korea. Yeah. What?

So these guys, they're not even doing a good job of it this time around because normally I'll listen to Alex Jones and his side of the story. I'll be like, okay. Yeah. Maybe this time, just like his answer to that was just like, the judge that I lied over and over got it. This is 1984.

Well, no, it was proven that you're lying. Yeah. And there's also one of those things where usually there's not, there not a moment by a moment video of a court like a judge saying like you usually don't have the comparison of this is what happened when the judge said this, you know, it's usually something you can just talk about. Yeah, but now there's video of it. I don't want to tell Alex how to do his job. Yeah, he's more successful than I am. I would have left that clip out. Yeah, I was a producer. I would have had a few different productions. Yeah, I mean, he didn't have a good comment on it. He didn't have a lot to say about it.

Just replayed the thing that we all saw. And we're like, oh, that's a problem. But I like in court though that he even goes, but I believe it to be true. Like that's how, that is how you defend yourself with someone that's not true, but I believe it to be true. And then the woman's like, no, that doesn't make it true. And then he's like, all right, I got no follow-up.

Yeah, that was all I had on that one. I'm not that one. All right, so now I'm going gonna switch the script a little bit. Yeah, because he talks about the closing argument from the other attorney, and he might be right about this one. Where he said, this isn't about Sandy's children, it isn't about the parents, people questioning,

it's about silencing opposition, scanning on the dead bodies of children. Here it is. I ask that with your verdict, you not only take out its Jones platform that he talks about away, I ask that you make certain he can't rebuild the platform. That's what matters. Take him out of this discourse, of this misinformation, of this peddling of lies and make sure he can't do it again. That is punishment. That is deterrence. That's silencing. He's got a point there. I don't know that he needed to go

into and I never wanted to be able to talk ever again or have a platform. Yeah. Is that where your goal is? Yeah, it's ammo for Alex, but it's also a lawyer trying to get as much money out of a jury as he possibly can. Yeah, and a lawyer also having a moment on stage. Like, you know what I mean? You want to just passion it up. I don't let this man do this again. I just shut up. It's hard for let this man do this again. And he like, I'll shut up. It's hard for me to side with a lawyer on anything.

Are you saying this guy rehearsed the centimere? I believe he did. And I believe he really thinks he looks like Matt Damon with a beard. And he really thinks he's hitting an emotional home run. Yeah. He took out the art thou, after his girlfriend said, yeah, I think maybe it's a little too obvious.

Yes, we don't like your Roman haircut. He's really infuriating. It's funny because he goes, we need to punish this man for lying about San Diego. I think $50 million is a pretty good punishment. That's a bad punishment. That would turn me. Yeah. Yeah. Shut up about bad shootings for a while. You can't, but you can't say so you can't rebuild the platform. It's like it's about what happened and this thing. And that's what you got to do. So all that's all Alex Jones needed to run for an entire episode of this. And so Alex is now the victim.

This is what's great about this is because this guy said that. He wants to totally silence him. He'll never be able to talk to people ever again. Now Alex is the victim. They thought their old corporate media would survive during the age of the internet. It's not. So they pick a few things. I did that in context to blow up as huge crimes and then try to openly say, we're going

to shut down Alex Jones. We're going to shut down everybody else. And I have a stack of articles. CNN, MSNBC, Washington Post, New York Times, slate. I have more than 15 articles saying, we're going to shut Alex Jones down, we're going to shut Tucker Carlson, we're going to shut Joe Rogan, we're going to shut everybody down and only allow our truth. And this SJW judge in Austin last week said, don't say you can plie with discovery, you're a liar, I decide reality. And don't say you're in bankruptcy. That's not true.

And though we are, I decide reality. Like O'Brien in 1984. Even though it's technically that is what a judge does. They do decide reality. A judge says overruled or sustained. They're deciding, yeah, that is kind of. He's just basically spinning it beautifully. What a judge is supposed to do. I've seen the judge shooting, where she did, there's two things the liar is. Yeah. And rules for the other first. And she's deciding reality.

Oh, that's exactly what they do. Yeah, but it is interesting to think, and I want to get your take on this, Jim, being in broadcasting for so long, that we did see Alex Jones was the first person taking off of YouTube, and then quickly Twitter, Facebook, you know, all the platforms.

He was de-platformed and everyone went, yeah, but it sounds like it's crazy, he cares. And now I literally know dozens of people who have been taking off of YouTube and Twitter. So it is interesting to think that now he's jumping to this conclusion that like, well, whenever you say something that's not the narrative, they can then sue you for defamation.

They can go after you. It's like, well, I've seen this play out before. He might be right. Am I crazy? No, I agree with him with everything, except the loss of a defamation. Because defamation is like, there's certain things you have to prove.

And it's a whole, but again, having been sued for it, it's a nightmare to be sued for defamation. So you get paranoid on the air about spraysing shit a certain way. Like, I don't to get sued again. So, you know, I think that he might have said things that he probably wishes he didn't say. Like if you come out and say,

this person's a fraud, that person's lying. Yeah. Yeah. You might as a sacked or doesn't even have a, I know, I know. I wish there were crisis actors. I love to audition as a crisis actor. Oh, no, you were in Spider-Man.

You were in Spider-Man. You were in Spider-Man. I was. I would probably be very bad at it, which you just not believable enough. Oh, no, help. Cut. Cut, Jim. I bet you'd be your entire acting real.

Just that thing. He stinks. Crisis acting. Ah, got me. Yeah, it's, I don't, I don't want to see anybody. I hate the term, let's deep-planquem. Nobody should ever be. Well, it's funny don't I don't I want to see anybody I hate the term. Let's see platform Yeah, nobody should ever be well. It's funny because I don't see flat authors getting banned from anything right I mean is there defamation there? I don't know I can maybe cop with I just think we all find them very amusing We all find flat earth is amusing. You know what this flat. Oh, yeah, it's cute

Listen, I know a thing or two about punching bags out of the show. I agree with you. Yeah, we need we do those types of people out the world All right, so this is more Alex two about punching bags out of this show. I agree with you. We do those types of people out in the world. All right, so this is more Alex complaining about what's going on doing. You were subject. Actually, I should bring up. This is his other attorney. This is Norm Patis. Oh. Now, who's not appearing is the attorney that was representing him when they handed over some

Tyre phone to the other team. That guy's not showing. He looks like a guy who goes to parties as Dineiro. Like a really bad lookalike who shows up. Like when I went to Ozzy's birthday party in LA and I thought I was talking to Johnny Depp and it was a lookalike. Oh, I took a photo with a guy he got me. He got me.

Yeah, yeah, it was 52 and he got me. He's like, hey, Jimmy. I didn't think he sounded like that person, but what do I know? I've always seen him in movies. You were subject in Texas, as you have been in Connecticut to what are known as in Texas, at least as death penalty sanctions. You suffered a default. And that default was because you were unable to satisfy the plaintiff's lawyers and the

judges with your business records with the ability to retrieve information about how Info Wars had historically operated. This is what I was talking about earlier. So this guy's been representing Info Wars for a long time. So he's explaining the reason why they threw the book at him is because they're like, can we see your con? I don't have it. It doesn't exist.

We don't know. So he's not siding with them, but he's saying this is the reason it happened. This is the reason it happened. This is because they're like, can we see your colleagues like, I don't have it. It doesn't exist. We don't know. So he's not signing with them, but he's saying, this is the reason it happened. This is the reason it happened. This is what they're thinking. And now he's going to go through and explain that he was trying to get to the bottom of it and could not do it. And they contended that your inability to do that was a lie and be core willful misconduct. And that because you lied or engaged in willfulness conduct by failing to disclose information, they asserted you have without proof. You should suffer the inability to defend yourself. I've been involved in your cases for the better part of three and a half years now, often on.

And I have spent weeks, maybe months at this point, on the campus there in Austin, making every effort to comply with discovery orders. I've interviewed people, spent a couple days once just walking around trying to figure out who did what. I want to just point out what he just said right there. They don't even know, they don't have a company structure. There's no organization at all. So they're asking for discovery like who does what, what, what, what are we talking about as far as payroll as far as income? This guy's walking around going, hey, what do

you do? What do you do here? By the way, the answer to that is print out articles for Alex Johnson. That's what everybody on his staff does. Because every episode he starts out with a pile like this never gets to us. They go on, but he starts out with a pile like this, never gets to a single one, but he's got that whole pile of art. He knows he has it, if he hits a wall in his brain, he's got an article there. How many people does he have working for him?

I think they said 60. Oh my God. I know, I would have thought three or four people. I mean, did you see that set Jimmy? Come on. How many people does it take to make those lights blink? Jesus Christ. I just think it's funny.

If I worked for him, I'd just be zero-icing my butt. Do people still do that? There's no way he's gonna get to that bottom of the stack. Just like, oh yeah, here's all your time. Oh, Carl got me again. Yeah. Oh, we got a prankster back there. I've asked many, many times for records of people who have them.

I've searched for the answer to every question that the Connecticut plaintiffs at least have put to you. And when we found them, we gave them. But when we couldn't find them, we didn't why or make them up. We just said, we don't have them. And so they went to a judge and said, we don't think they're telling the truth. Well, yeah, this lawyer is basically saying, Alex, they're saying that you're a disorganized ass You are you're not lying. You are a disorganized ass Yeah, don't say you're a liar believes that he is as disorganized as he actually is correct Holy shit, and so to your point earlier Vinnie

This is exactly how it played out they said okay We just need you to open up your books so we can see what's going on We don't have any bucks like all right well, then we'll just bring an expert to try to figure it out ourselves. And this is them guessing at the income they're making. Yeah, they're always gonna guess high. Yeah, right. And I guess, wow, they're gonna guess high. It's a gross revenue there.

Forget the expenses you have, the taxes you paid, the alimony you paid to your first wife. Oh, wait a second. So we're talking about business income. Why does alimony have anything to do with that? What's stuff? Forget your repulsive gambler? Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of expenses in your life.

Yeah, I wonder if that's not even... I mean, I imagine the Alimony is documented through court, but maybe he doesn't even keep records of it. Maybe he just sends the money and has no records of it. But it shouldn't have anything to do with your business income. No, he's just listing stuff. He's just... He's something Michael Croner, too.

He's the Friday song. They mind these throwing words out. Babe, the Alimony you paid to your first wife, forget all of that. They just took a look at the high number and they said with 80 people there and this kind of money flowing through, this has to be like IBM. It's not. It's not. Sorry, he's saying the Alamoni as in in money you're spending that you don't actually possess.

I think he's saying, I think so. Like this is a big expense that they're not taking into account. Well, yes, correct. Well, why is that a business expense? Correct, that's my point. Cause he's saying that they're acting like their IBM like they actually have their shit together.

And he's like, we don't, IBM is actually a real company that has their shit together. We don't have that. Oh, that's insane. That Alex is like writing a paycheck to his wife or Alimony, Is that what he's trying to say? Dude who knows what anyone's trying to say here. They're literally saying we're too stupid

That's the perfect face for this guy's answer To run a company. How do they not know where to see when they heard the show? I'm gonna be the entertainment director. I'm allowed on the casino floor Your honor. I want to equal about a blueberry set every buffet. All right. How many questions are in this deposition? How many questions are in that deposition? I want to equal number of questions in both depositions. So I love this because one of the things that was in discovery was they wanted the actual videos and audio

from when Ellis Jones was talking about Sandy Hook and the families and this, they could not produce for whatever reason, it's funny, because now he's just like, I was just asking questions, but they weren't able to produce any of this. So this is what Alex says about- They weren't able to produce what? The content, they don't archive it.

Oh, they don't, okay. They don't archive it. They don't archive the Alex Jones show. That's, someone is. I'm probably the smartest thing he's ever heard of. I'm't archive the Alex Jones show. That's someone is. That's probably the smartest thing he's ever done. Yeah, well, yeah, he even says that right here. It was troubling to me because if the court reached a conclusion that you did financial data that you were not forthcoming, okay, issue your sanction,

we'll make our record, we'll take it up on appeal. I like your odds on appeal in this case. Just one example, Alex, no one could believe that we didn't have our fingertips, a complete record of every video that you've ever done. Guess what? Many of them were stored in social media accounts that were de-platformed and your intellectual property was in effect stolen from you. I mean, maybe these properties, these things. We 100% fired forget. We put the report out and that's it.

Fire and forget is the policy over there, which is funny because I've listened to enough Alex Jones. No, he doesn't forget anything. No, he remembers every. Yeah, he does. Yeah, he does. He's pretty good with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, don't know what I did yesterday. I just go. You know, he saw a pile of shit and did remember, oh, I think that's beta or work. Any interview to nobody else in the pile of shit. Yeah, he remembers all pile of shit and did remember all I think that's beta or work and he interviewed you to Nobody yelled at the pile of shit. Yeah, he remembers all these sure does but yeah, he doesn't know it's called the United Center But all right

Full-sake Jordan basketball place So I thought that was actually a pretty good argument They're like we was all up on YouTube and now it's gone Yeah, because that is a shitty thing about YouTube. If they decide to take your channel down, you lose all those things. You lose everything, it's gone. You have those backed up. Yeah.

Some more else. So that actually turned out to be a convenient excuse. We're in these videos, ask YouTube, I don't fucking know. My wife got the backups. And by the way, if you do backed up, you're probably not gonna hand them over if you have them on a hard drive that they don't know about. Why would you, that would be stupid.

Yeah, I wouldn't fire my couch up there. Like, yeah, let's just give that they don't know about, why would you? That would be stupid. Yeah, I would fire my calisthenes They're like, yeah, let's just give them all the things like why? Yeah, I've got a zoo player full of all those things Unless there's something that that really helps you unless you phrase something in there really smart and go like Hey, this kind of gets us off the hook, but if not, yeah, you two pass it. I'm guessing you did Well, we're reviewing Alex Jones for a bonus show before the trial and You did, we were reviewing Alex Jones for a bonus show before the trial. And it was funny because he's going through and explaining that he wasn't the one

who started this Sandy Hook thing. He's like, that was already on the internet. Is it like, you started it? Yeah. Why am I getting in trouble? There were other people making videos saying they were crazy actors and it didn't really happen.

It's like, that's nothing to do with anything. No, it's just how you got it. It doesn't really matter to the court. Yeah. All right. You were never patient zero in this case. You're our Alex Jones, the proprietor of Infoward and free speech systems. That's who was on trial.

And normally let's talk about that briefly. Patient zero is the government killing Kennedy and the majority of Americans not believing it. Patient zero was the government lying Kennedy and the majority of Americans not believing it. Patient zero was the government lying about WMDs. Patient zero was just, he's small. And patient zero was the NBC reporter Brian Williams, saying he was shot down in a helicopter when he wasn't. They've lost credibility because they're a pack of liars. So I feel like he started out strong with that WMDs, Kennedy assassination, and then just he smiled out, like it dropped off.

Just he was not needing Brian Williams was fair because he's a member of the media. Yeah. Just he nobody really. I mean, come on, Alex, you got the golf, a talk and builder, bird group, or he me and grove. There's other places you could have gone with that list. I think he's just, he's off the cuff and he just want to. I'm just as he said, why did and he just went, I'm just, he's just as he said to you. Why did I mention Justin?

Why did I say that? Why did I say that? But Brian Williams, I thought, was a strong finish because again, he, I conflated to the, for Brian Williams really fucked up. Yeah, but when someone tells a story that makes them sound like they're cool, is that really our biggest problem with the news video?

Probably not. Probably not, that's not the example I would have thrown out there. I would say like maybe shutting down all discourse about the vaccine. Oh, we saw on you Tim. All right. All right. So, uh, this is another analogy and Ellis Jones cannot stop himself from comparing everything to Hitler and the Nazis

all the time. It's not just Ellis Jones. Sure. Anyone who has a political shell, could we put a moratorium on comparing anything to Hitler and the Nazis going for it? That'd be fun, right? Yeah, I have just, I had enough. It's a hack-reference. Right, people are creating with their reference.

Yeah, how much Jones is free bird? Yeah, that's exactly what they had in their show. How about Stalin? Mention Stalin, there's a lot of shitty people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. German Mao, let's get him in there. Yeah, let's go down there. Oh, pot!

There's never enough pot talk! Hot. The frustration is, I'm not this super rich guy that's saying, I wish I could beat to me here. We're totally maxed out. But they again think by intimidating us, by crushing us, they will intimidate everybody else. That's like Hitler bombing London to make them stop the war. It made the Britz go from 90% anti-war to 95% pro war, why do these authoritarians think intimidating people is going to make them go away? It has it works.

Nope, they're not in the same page. Whoops. Yeah. He goes, ah, they're actually making it worse for themselves. I don't know why they're doing this. Well, because it actually is tough. Yeah, when they do that, people actually do go away. Oh, all the time, actually.

They get real scared that it'll like losing $40 million. They stop talking. Yeah. That's what you usually have I just love that he's comparing this to the blitzkrieg I know that's important to you, but you know the grand scheme of the world I know in court. He actually sounded more like the king's speech. Well, did you set my baby? I'm not I'm not I didn't say no speech. Well, did you set my bad? I mean, I'm not. I didn't say no. Oh, Godzilla. Civic B, Godzilla. He's still fighting this. I say he's still holding up under all this better than I would under if I lost $40 million, I would be throwing myself. Honestly,

jumping. The reason why I'm doing this episode, I didn't think you'd even talk about it. Yeah, I'm surprised he's like taking this hat out because he's not doing a good job with that. Nobody has to though. He has to. And he's doing as far as being a broadcaster. He's doing as good a job as you can do with all this video coming out and of like the judge scolding you. He's doing what he can with it as a broadcaster. All right.

So this is, I found this phrase to be very interesting when they're talking about what Alex Jones used to say about the Sandy Hook families and how it was all fake. To state of the jury, we want to shut up. We want to shut him up and people like him. Why? Because for several hours over 10 years, you went on a speculative toot that turned out to be wrong and it hurt some folks feelings. I get that.

Would you call it a speculative toot when he was saying about Sandy? No, that's what I do. That's what I let out on a plane to make sure I'm not gonna just fire liquid into my shorts. Yeah. Sometimes you do anyway, but. But the way that they're trying to pretend

that none of this happened and one of the ways that he was spinning it it was Ella Jones was saying over the last seven years I have inside that they were crisis actors for more than 10 minutes. Right. Like yeah, but what about the three years before that? Well, that's all you talked about. I think that's what the problem is here. Yeah, it's one of those things where,

if you say something that can be proven as false, this is not about people not liking you, this is about, is it defamation in like a legal, like the example I think we were talking about on the radio show is that like if you say psychics, like you know, we all think most of them are bullshit, but if you say like so and so is a fraud, so and so they can sue you for that. Like that's one of those things that you know, we all think most of them are bullshit, but if you say like so and so is a fraud, so and so they can sue you for that.

Like that's one of those things that you know is a defamatory thing in the psychic world. Do they know if they're gonna win or not? I don't. Yeah. Guys, this is my half of here. This is what a non-comedian I am. I was like, well, technically, shut up Jim.

All right, let's have a couple more clips that I want to play out here. You asked earlier, Jim, is he even going to pay this money? Alex has an answer for you. Okay. Good. Yeah. I thought this was very revealing. Share the articles info wars.com forward slash show band out video, TV

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You're at a buddy's house, you go with your bathroom. You see that? Oh shit. What are you doing? a buddy's house. You go to their bathroom What are you doing scrubbing the Jews off my teeth? I mean if you want to sell more of these products I wouldn't put it four words all over it It's just my info. We're gonna have two pages for real. Yeah look at right here You can see in four words But he owns I think some of these companies right? I'm gonna stake in them. It's said that's brilliant But he owns, I think, some of these companies, right, and has a stake in them,

and said that's brilliant business. No, I know he does very well with all these supplements, and he actually is almost as good at selling snake oil as he is at selling globalists taking over the world. Yeah, he's pretty good at it. I mean, he's convincing when you listen to him, you're like, ah, I don't know, but it makes sense, but he said, you know.

He's convincing, except for, and again, because I just did a show on this. He's talking about diet force, and he's like, diet force is the best diet supplement. I just lost 40 pounds. I look at him going into court. He weighs more than ever. Like, what are you talking about?

He does, but he had cancels in their gun. I think that's what it was. He had cancels and they are gone. Okay. Well, that's a testimony of that. I've been selling toothpaste after a year sold out, super blue to his page, finally back of stock, info war store.com.

So anyway, the point of that clip is that he's like, we're gonna go into appeals. He doesn't plan on ever paying this money. And those families, if they're excited about getting $20 million each, you're not gonna see it for every time. No, I don't. Within a year, he's gonna start doing telephones

on that channel. Oh, I think this is gonna make him a lot of money. I think he's gonna get a lot of his supporters to start chipping in. Yeah, towards this. Yep. That's it. Good.

Good. Damn it. Yeah, he's, he's, he knows how to, to spin it and he knows how to talk about it and keep people invested in it. Like it's, it's great. I just, when you watch someone broadcasting doing something that I would just not do well,

I would, under the pressure, I would collapse. And I know I would collapse. I would take a week off. Yeah. You know, ah, could someone else fill in for me for a week? Yeah. Yeah, just a week. Yeah, just a time to myself.

I guess you guys are cool with that. Get that to Nero guy in here. Let me do it for a week. All right, this is the last clip because, again, the way that they're able to spin this stuff, this wasn't Alex Jones losing a lawsuit. This was America losing. Mm-hmm.

Do they not know the gold with our audience? Them saying we're going to cut up his corpse, we're going to shut them down, we're going to shut all these Americans down. They literally just declared war on the middle class in America and the Midwest. They declared war on the Midwest. I don't know where you got that for. Fuck you, Kansas. Okay, that I can agree with, but yeah, it's so funny.

It's like these people lost their six year olds to a horrific event. And now they're globalists who are declaring war on Americans. Like how did we escalate to that? Yeah, it's like, he's really good at galvanizing people. Sandy Hook is a very tough one to get people behind you on. Like when you, like, it was a bit of a misstep. Yeah, because this is not for taste. This is not just making fun of something terrible

or it's like, if you're saying that they're actually lying about it, then it's illegal. You can't say people people lying about their murdered children who not be suited for defamation. They used to make fun of Baba Buie because he used to do this tech show. And he said that the iPad was a bit of a mistop for Apple. And so how would we go on and goof on him?

Like, the iPad, I would see he was just as successful. He totally missed on that. I would say this saying the Sandi Hook was a hoax for three years straight, even bigger. It was a mistop, yeah. Then Baba Buie's, I don't for three years straight even bigger. It was a misstep. Yeah, Bob a booze. I don't think the eye baths gonna work. It was a misleap. It was a picker Yeah, but a miss pole vault. Yeah, but in fairness, I also told Bob Kelly what an idiot he was to get an iPhone I'll this piece of shit glass and he was right. Yeah, but he lost all the first iPhone did suck by the way no flash on the camera At long time. I remember that shit people people forget that the first iPhones are garbage and

Unusable. Yeah, cuz now they're great now there yeah now they kind of can do everything it wants to be all right It was one app at a time if you had to shut something down years. Yeah, it wasn't until Android Had multitasking that they're like well, I guess we got a figure this out and then they could have done it before They just wanted to leave it as an update what I'm gonna best. Yeah, we've told my outside now We're complaining about the iPhone and bot telly's band a lear All right, that leads us to the week And I have a fun one this came over from my buddy Drew Lane and it's Drew Lane what would have been full. I'm not fast enough of the board

does. Oh, Ron, call me. Oh, Ron. So this is actually from the BBC. Oh, my favorite video channel. No, this is British. Oh, first be his for. No, this is British. Oh, first piece for British.

Paul Dys. Sean Lennon is interviewing Julian Lennon about their father. Okay. And this is quite possibly the worst question ever asked of another human being in the history of the world. Strap in for this one. Not asking you what your favorite is. I mean, just generally, for example, I was just wondering if you had any sense

over You know the period of dad solo career of How what it meant to the Beatles fans him going solo because I know a lot of it was controversial and obviously There was a lot of controversy in just the divorce and my mom and him marrying my mom. But you know, separate from that just musically, his career seems to stand out in terms of people like him from the 60s who went on to make solo records. His stuff just seems so radically different and in a lot of ways brave like plastic owner

band, the first album to think of him basically still being a beetle at that point and then going to this music that's very that's extremely raw and unpolished. Did you have any sense of how the fans felt or how you felt or or just the feeling that it gave to the Miles Blackhears John Lenn, who's taking huge risks again. He took risks with peppers and revolver. And now he's taking another musical risk by doing something so different.

Like, do you have a sense of that? Because I like talking about or thinking about it, let's say. What an asshole. I would actually have said, could you repeat that? I'm sorry, it wasn't paid attention. Yeah, so I zoned out at 45 minutes. You were talking about how it's hard to keep talking by yourself. That was actually an example of someone with no confidence. That's how to keep talking, because they didn't know

where they were going and how they were going to end that question. That's not talking, that's spiraling. That's spiraling. And that's more like what I would do if I was an Alex show, no, I didn't know what happened. I said that, but I didn't mean it. And he could tell he's spiraling. And that's more like what I would do if I was an Alex show, I didn't know what happened. I said that, but I didn't mean it. And he could tell he's thirsty. He has that thirsty sound. There's nothing good going on in that. Yeah, that's called spiraling. That's a spiraling.

You know what I think he was, I think Sean wanted to make a statement and then realized that he was interviewing his brother and he needed to turn it into a question. Yeah. And sometimes you don't know what the question is. And we've all done that like what you just blank. I've blanked on interviews before. And it's like, so are you, and you just kind of like verbally dance until you get to a question of some sort.

Or you asked the world's dumbest question possible. That was very long. She was doing it lately. Yeah, I'll do it. Yeah, I'm sure I asked some very long. Which would you ask like dumb details? Oh, that was your fight leave. Oh, it's all I care about. That's I'm sure I asked some right. We do ask like dumb details. Oh, that was your fight leave. Oh, it's all I care about.

That's why Sam is very good at it. And like because I would never have asked a, a, a cool yeah, about Alonzo Morse. Yeah. All I would have asked about is this bad tonight show set to talk to Johnny after nobody under 50 cares about that. But I, I only want to ask what I want to know. And that's again, that makes me a shitty broadcaster. But I'm just curious about what happened with Carson because that's a comic. That ask what I want to know and that's again, that's makes me a shitty broadcaster But I'm just curious about what happened with Carson because that's a comic. That's what I want to know

Well, I do want to say that I Give props to Sam Roberts who really invented the format that we do here on on who are these podcasts He did an amazing job with Jack to Yeah, he did yeah, bringing the clips together It was a lot of fun and that's what inspired this show to happen. So yeah And he and but he's one who will ask the question now any press that we get It's very very typically from a Sam question. He's the one who asked Trump Jr. Hey, would your father pardon? Joe exotic. He's the one who asked that question. There was another question. He asked Simon Pegg about Star Wars

I asked Simon Pegg. So who do you play in mission Impossible? I'm a shit broadcaster and I know it. So all those questions, I gotta credit him for. Well, you're better than Sean Lennon. So I'll give you that one. That is true, but I tell you if I was Sean Lennon, I would still be going with that question, but no, I'll get inside. You know what I mean?

I'm like, all right, I have a second clip here. This one came in on the Discord, and Sam on the Discord sent in the show, Broke Girl Therapy. And I thought this would be a fun one for since we have Jimmy here. This is like a sex talk. Oh good, kind of show. Salty talk.

Yeah, and it takes a long time for it to get there. So I'll set up a little bit what she's talking about. So this girl hooked up with a couple and they were all having sex together and they had these anal beads and they inserted the anal beads into this girl who's gonna be talking and telling this story. And I guess they started small

and then they get bigger and bigger and bigger. And then the last one has a little hook in it so you could potentially pull them out when the time is right. You gotta pull it like you're trying to start a crank on a long, yeah, yeah. It looks like one of those size charts of the solar system. That's how anal beads look. Yeah, I'm not taking the sun anytime soon.

No, no, no, no, no, no, we're going to go to Neptune, the Jupiter, and that's the end of it. Straight to Uranus. Yeah. Jesus, Betty. I avoided. That's why I said Neptune. It's low in KU.

Because Uranus was too much. It's low in the fruative. Sorry. Start with Pluto or Mercury all right I mean we're playing at jokes he's worried no no I got a lot trust me this James Web is inspired me Anyways at one point I'm like in doggy and he's like pounding into me from behind And the wife she she goes I didn't know you took them out And I was like I didn't know you took them out.

And I was like, I didn't take them out. She was like, then where did they go? It was a place to play a game of, where's the anal beat? Oh, no. So it's a fun game to play. Well, there's two choices. Yeah. Then his daughter walked into the room and she had a new toy.

And because nothing was sticking out out of my ass, like the little heart thing. So we looked everywhere because sometimes when you're having sex and you have anal stuff And because nothing was sticking out out of my ass, like the little heart thing. So we looked everywhere because sometimes when you're having sex and you have anal stuff in, it pushes out. It pushes out. Yeah. Sometimes I think you would know.

Yeah. I think you would know if it came out. Yeah, like if you, if you fucking cough and you feel something jostling around in your colon, the beads were in your asshole. By the way, I love this woman. Yeah. I thought you were in love now. Did you know who she actually is?

No. Oh, okay. She's very sexy. No. She has a lot of followers. I think they have like 15,000 on Instagram. Oh, she's juicy. I'll set you up sexy.

I'll set you up. So sexy. I've had it before to add a butt plug in once and I was riding a guy and the butt plug came out as I was coming, which is going to funny. Anyways, so we thought maybe we, I had like, push it out. So we like, flipped the entire room looking for the anal beads. Finally, I was like, we were like, okay, they didn't come out. So let's check in.

So I, I will never get, I was like on all fours and the husband was like fingering my asshole. He was like, I don't feel anything. And like, he don't feel anything. And like he had pretty long fingers, okay? Oh my God. Yeah. So at this point, I'm freaking out a little bit because I'm like, where the fuck did they go?

Mind you, these things are like the start of an yard story. Yeah, for real. And I used to have a scare of like having a tampon up like while I was, that's so scary, but having that in your ass, fuck. I've had that too, the Tampon scare. By the way, I like that she has a nice normal example for this bees lost in the asshole.

One time I was eating a lollipop and I put it down and I'm like, oh my god, where did it go? That's not the same thing. Yeah, not really, I can barely do that. I've had that too, the Tampon scare. And these are like, they're about like six inches long, these anal beads I mean you're a little longer anyways, so finally I feel it and you like I

Couldn't feel anything like Couching yeah, she's like we giant horror of course I couldn't feel there's a all the shit my ass What are you talking? I like these normal questions. Could you feel them in your ass? Well, yes, I could but I figured let's tear the room apart Just fucking with the couple. Now, the guys just going through her ass like a suitcase. He just like, he had long fingers. It was the guy from Conjuring 2 walking down the hallway. Just poking around in a rainous.

God, is she hot? I love this girl. I fucking love her. Is that her twin sister across from her too? They look identical. I don't know. Maybe, yeah, beautiful long hair for each of you. I don't see anything. No.

That's another thing, too, is maybe because they did you like so much a little bit? Well, so I went to the, I was like, excuse me for a second. And I went to my bathroom. And I started pushing and pushing. And finally, and I had my finger in my ass. And I got pretty long hair at that time. And finally, I felt the heart.

Oh, lower the piece. And I like had pushing it, I just pulled it all out. So was it poop? No. It wasn't actually. It really wasn't. It wasn't, yeah. But I was like, how far up my ass did those go?

Because imagine like a finger, which is like probably at least like two and a half inches and then Further than that because I couldn't feel a man to push and then six inches in from that So like these were probably like in my small intestines at this point anyways So she's probably not a professional broadcast right I'm I wouldn't let that story breathe for a minute Oh, yeah, after that I'm gonna probably win my small intestines back after this. The couple was looking for like a dream state.

Just take out her throat. Yeah. I mean, she has a nice juicy high knee. I thought you she has a round plump juicy high knee. She seems confident at it. She does. Yeah, that's a good sign. Yeah, right there.

I love her. She's learning a stranger. You know, these couple just sho a good sign. Yeah, right there. I love her. She's learning to strange, you know, these couple just shoved things into her ass, that's not the way where they went. I don't need to know too much about the anatomy though. When girls start talking about like where that's bopping up, I guess, I'm like, all right, now it's getting gross.

I never want really like, like, in intestinal tom. Like, the ass is hot, fingering the ass. But like, you know, it was actually hitting the, the cold and all right, not out. I didn't hear that. Yeah, so it was our pink sucking in stuff. I'm like, okay know, it was actually hitting the, the, the cold and all right, now I'm out. I didn't hear that. Yes, it was our pink socking in stuff. I'm like, okay, that's supposed to be on the inside.

I'm no longer turned on by this. No, no, I'm not a big inserting things in the ass hole guy anyway. You know, a thing now, a finger maybe, but nothing crazy. Do you know Sam Tripoli? Yes, I don't know each other well, but you have to look at it. Comedy scene, yeah. I figured you would. So Sam Tripoli has the show called tinfoil hat

Yes, and Mark C sent me a note and said that Sam Tripoli is accusing us of using dark magic So I wanted to play the click you get it. You see that in podcasting YouTube now like there's they there's a certain part of the universe that dislikes certain people So these people know these content creators know if they talk trash about these people The people that don't like them will run into their content and click on it to hear somebody You know talk about somebody else because those viewers aren't happy with their own life. And that's really a form of manipulation, isn't it? I mean, that's using the people.

That's magic. Magic. Right? It's dark magic. We make fun of jerks and then people don't like those jerks. Check us out. I didn't realize I was that calculated, actually pretty proud of myself now. Yeah.

And if you have any dark magic abilities, there's a lot of shit I would like you to do for me. Yeah, no problem. A lot of people I would like and this negative people I mean thank God for negative people because that's the only people that come see me. You know we get three unfortunately Sorry, buddy. I love you now you can prioritize No agenda is a show John C. DeVorek is on the show I'm a big fan fan of it. Adam Curry, the former VJNMTV headbangers ball. Remember Adam Curry? Yeah, sure. So you ever heard of No Agenda? No. It's a great podcast. What they do is they break down the news media and they play clips of the news media and they explain to you how they're lying to you. So what's interesting is that

John C. D'Vorek is a fan of our show. He's been on our show before and now he's decided to just completely rip it off. He's doing a segment now. I know a gender that is just who are these podcasts. Bill Marwajon, he has a podcast himself, which is in fact, I have an example in my collection of what's wrong with these podcasts. Oh, no, here we go. We'll do it just before our break. What's wrong with these podcasts? Okay. And this is from the Bill Mars show, which is some called sitting by myself or something like that. He's on the show. It's a random rant. He's doing on doctors with Jimmy Kimmel and he's making it clear that he doesn't like the vaccine,

even though he's gotten the vaccine, but he's not going to get any more. And he goes on and on and on. And here's what's wrong with these podcasts. Right. Lots of things you're wrong about. So he's even playing clips and everything and here's what's wrong with these podcasts. Right. Lots of things you're wrong about. So he's even playing clips and everything. It's not to do them for they have a stinger for it. I'm sure. And thank God Sam didn't trademark this thing, right? Yeah, right.

This is a style of doing Sam Roberts. Yeah. So I thought they was interesting. A little close. Yeah. There's a lot of people. Shulis getting out of board. I'll be more fighting this format to be very fun. There's a lot of people, Shuleys getting out and bored. I'd be more excited as far back to be very fond.

It's a good time. Yeah, just what, taking clips and playing them and kind of going over them. Yeah. Yeah, especially podcasts specifically. And I don't know how you listen to them. I can't do it. I can't listen to anything. I'll never listen to anything I'm on.

You're weird like that because you won't watch other stand-ups. No. And you won't listen to any podcasts or radio. And it's not that I think they suck. I just have no interest. Like I just don't do it. I don't want to do it. Now I'll see if I see Colin or a talent stage if I'm walking through this, of course, she's stopping wise. Always funny. To be polite. Colin, no, if they're bombing. But Colin always make me laugh. He'll say something that always gets me. Yeah. I was actually thinking

of a towel when they were talking about losing the anal because you said that joke about playing, find the smell in his apartment. Yeah. And it's that it was me. Dave's very funny. So we lost a fellow podcaster this week. And H. did not make it. Was she a podcaster? She was. Why she was driving stuff as she was late.

She was late for her podcast. So Jimmy, I think you're going gonna find this to be fun. I hope you find this to be fun. So in Haysh, as on the show called, better together with Heather Duffy and people were saying that she left the podcast right before the accident. And I don't know if you see any of the footage of this, but she was driving like a lunatic. She almost hit a pedestrian. All the ring footage of her going down the street. You could hear flying through Niggins. Yeah. And then eventually hit a curb, went into a house, blew up the house.

She was stuck in the car. Yeah. She was in critical condition, but I think they had to take off life support yesterday. What do you smile on about over there? I smile because if you want to hear Carl's real thoughts on this, so listen to it last week's creep off.

Oh yeah, sure, we did talk about this on the creep off. That was before she passed out, basically. So what's really interesting is that the last podcast they put out, they had to take down. Yeah. Because it turns out there was cocaine in and system.

And you know, there's speculation that she was maybe boozing it. There was a bottle of vodka in their car when And you know, the speculation that she was maybe boozing it. There was a bottle of vodka in their car when they took a photo of her before she was driving. And why didn't they take that photo of her before they were driving? That's a great question. Do you want to pose just before you kill people? Yeah. It was a weird shot. Yeah. But did they know her? The people that took that picture was that from a stranger who just had a question. Yeah. New York it from somewhere. She hit something, she hit like one garage and then turned around and kept going.

Yeah, that sounds like somebody who's like, high who wants to either kill them. Did her brother kill himself? Driving a car, somebody told me that, but I have to ask him, I don't know. I don't know if it's true. I didn't see that when I was doing any research, so I'm not sure.

Okay, maybe it's complete falsehood, that's what glad I asked it. Well, there's a rule that we have on this show. B, no, the fact check it. So we'll never know. We'll never know if it's true or not. All right, so what's interesting here is that. Flier and forget.

Remember, they took this episode down, but I wanna thank the listener. Do you remember who it was who sent us this episode? Oh shit, I gotta go find it. Yeah, look at how upside-down I should have in that down. But a listener found the audio that's been scrubbed from the internet, and so we have it here. And I have the video form just because there's software

that tries to decipher what Anne Hait is saying. So I thought that'd be helpful for us, even though it doesn't always get it right. They'd be shocked to know we are actually so-called sober right now. Like, except that we are sitting with refines, we each have a bottle in front of us because our friends sent us

Refin I want to point out so Heather's the one saying by the way we're sober right now and hey she's the one going Well except for the fact that I got vodka in front of me. Yeah, so refining a brand of vodka I think I even did a bad commercial for them when we were in the beginning of our days about for them when we were in the beginning of our days about let's say 64 episodes ago. And we did a terrible commercial. Oh, it was not a fun. No one knew it was a fun commercial. And we were like, oh my God, we find when we thought

that you're in passive commercials. We have a saying you should go here. They're usually go there and here. Oh my God, it was terrible. I didn't quite know how to do commercials. That sounds like someone I Coke. Maybe yeah, but I don't know what she sounded like normally. Like I know who she is from dating Ellen and like her beef.

But I don't I wouldn't know like if she had walked in the room without seeing all these pictures in the last two weeks, I would not have known that's Anne Hays. I have no idea what she sounds like too. I gotta say she used to be a piece of ass. She's very sexy, yeah. Yeah, and it's not going. We's an issue. I have no idea. What she sounds like too. I gotta say, she used to be a piece of ass. She's very sexy, yeah. Yeah.

And it's not going, we wasn't well. It's certainly not going well now, but. Yeah, I don't know what she, uh, what she sounds like totally sober, so I wouldn't know the difference. All right. Well, let's assume she sounds like an adult. Okay. And then let's adhere to this clip. Dr. Rom said that we should be drinking vodka instead of wine.

And we listened. So Refine makes we should be drinking vodka instead of wine. And we listened. So refined makes vodka. They sent us vodka and we are drinking it. There it is. There it is. Although if you look to the side, you might see it behind of chasers. So she might have been drinking. Yeah, with white chasers, still.

But you know, it's doctors orders. What are you going to do? Dr. Nick. Isn't it crazy? You're doing a podcast. It's labeled will be. It's orders. What are you gonna do? Dr. Nick. Isn't it crazy? You're doing a podcast. It's flammable, it's flammable. I'll buy the goddamn drugstore. You tell me I'm an accomplice, Dr. Nick.

No, no. Oh, this is Dr. Yes, Dr. Yes, yeah, yeah. Okay. Dr. Nick, what's your name? It's where you got the name from. Unofficial.

Yeah. I really, that's the thing. Yeah, never saw it. Yeah. Of course not. I thought you just talked about the real all the stocker. That's the thing. Yeah, never saw it. Yeah. Of course not. I thought you just talked about the real all the stuff. Probably was.

All right. So Anne starts telling a story. And if I'm Heather on this episode of this show, I might just pull the plug. You know, let's just record another time. It's not going to work out today. I was outside. I lived downtown as people know.

And I was on. I lived downtown as people know and I was on the lesbian level. There's a garden, they call it garden, basically. And I was outside and meditating, which is different for me than most people because I kind of active when I meditate. I actually did have my eyes closed and I was driving. Dogs started barking. My eyes open. There is a pit bull coming toward me, barking his head off off of a bullseesh. And I'm up against the wall of the building underneath me. The building's behind me are so gorgeous

because it's on West Broadway downtown. And so the Orphanem theater signs the old, old beautiful signs. Yeah, she sounds a little tipsy. But that's a podcast you would tape. I wouldn't end that podcast because you know that if somebody is fucked up and they're saying some crazy shit,

it's better audio. You know, you're a friend and you want to protect her some crazy shit. It's better audio. You if you're known as being kind of fucked up and like doing Coke and Hollywood, yeah, that's a lot of Hollywood. A lot of people drinking you fucked up in Hollywood. So I don't think that's that crazy. I don't hear anything like this. I was gonna say,

you haven't heard Rob Lowe's podcast like this. No, exactly, that's what I mean. You know what she sounds like? She sounds like, you know when Kristen Wig was doing Kathie Lee and being out, you wouldn't know this. That's an asset out thing. Kristen Wigig was doing Kathie Lee and being out, you wouldn't know that's an acid out thing. Kristen Wig used to play Kathie Lee on acid out and just be way too drunk to be out in the air.

That's kind of like, and H sounds like she's doing that character. Do you think that Mike Tyson sounds more coherent and his podcast? Yes, I agree. Yes, I agree. Only barely but you ask. We got a new game. Yeah.

All right, so This is funny because Heather is trying to promote this procedure the skin procedure from this Physician in in Hollywood. Yeah, you got to burn it all off well It's interesting say that because that is a kind of the case But Anne's not understanding they're trying to promote this procedure So Anne should he go all over it and I can tell the others just come on. That's funny. When you don't know that it's a sponsor and you're bashing. What the fuck is this shit? The sponsors. Well, Anne should know because she got the procedure for free. They both did. So they could do the testimonials. Okay. Tell the round. This

is great. No, I have to tell you no, no, that was about five days later. The day after the I swear to God, I had known what I was going to look like, which by the way, I never would have done it because I'm going to be a guy after. I looked like a trained like that, chee-chee trained that you just heard. I looked like that train ran over my face. I don't look at the, I mean, I know I'm an actress,

but the fact of the matter is, everybody looks at me so much and I have to sit and make a surgery. I'm a person who does not look in the mirror very often. I don't spend too much time on my face. I don't look maybe I don't pick up my face. Not the review mirror, not the side mirrors. I do not spend I spend time crafting character. I don't look in the mirror. When I got up the next gym cabinet. Well, you know, the thing the funny part can be all I

can think of is how she's shitting on a sponsor and the other woman is going, what the fuck are you? Yeah. But hold, they're pre-taping this. This is not live, right? Correct. Oh, yes. So she could just cut this. Yeah.

So it wasn't a good team of better here. Day from getting this, I looked like it never originally, like, like, I got that two-hour moment. I didn't. But when I got up the next day, I looked like the elephant woman and her cousin. I like both two faces on me. But let's get to what she was saying for me. She's picking everything awful she can look like.

I sound like an elephant stepped on me. I looked like a train hit my face. I look like 10 people shitting my head. And then, and then, and then, there's going to be the fucking sponsor. What are you doing? Shit, we really lost an artist. Once we got through that week, I see a difference. And the difference is supposed to be most known as well at six to 12 weeks. Could you guys regenerate your cells under your skin?

Yeah, this is one like when you're doing it and the wheels have come off. You're like, we have to just retake this commercial. Yeah, no shit. And he's just like, I would never do that again. That was the worst thing I've ever done in my life. And I was like, yeah, but like 12 weeks later you would yield, right? Yeah, yeah, 12 weeks later. She's supposed to be a rough first couple weeks.

Yeah, I know. She eventually tried to sell the vaccine that way? It's just right here, looking like the elephant man is normal for the first couple of weeks. Yeah. I like the fact that the elephant girl's sister is also fucked up looking at her and now I'm like the elephant woman at her sister. Her sister is also deformed. Yeah, she's like, why are you bringing me into this?

Yeah, what I do. Yeah, we got to have elephant man reunion. Yeah, the elephant girl's sister sisters want to get to all the dick because the Elf and Girl is so ugly. All right, boo. All right, so this is Anheist just derailing any type of conversation that Heather is trying to have. It's like a little needle.

So a tiny little needle burns, tiny little holes all over our face, which makes the cells regenerate in some way that tightens and lifts and removes wrinkles. People actually use it as a boob lift, which I'm interested in doing, you know. Your boobs would take so way longer than my boobs would take.

I know, they would take double. There would be like nine days on Heather's boobs in maybe like 20 minutes on mine. Like all in and out with hand, like you like to go through the drive through, and that would be there for like two weeks and the boob of the hotel. Mine, anyway. I through the drive through and that would be there for like two weeks and the Hotel my Drive through in other words your tit suck other

Or Heather has big tits. I don't know what it looks like maybe and his small breasts and Heather has a large Tits. I think that's I think that's what they're applying there But I just decided that I think that from now on when someone derails a conversation on a podcast We should call that and hashing the show. I think that that is probably could be used to describe a lot of the creep off episodes. Sometimes you just have to get back on the bleach. Yeah. By the way, this program that decipherers is funny, the mistakes it's making. Yeah.

I know. It's trying. I know. It's really trying. This is the last clip I have on this. And when you're trying to sell a procedure like this, where they're like killing skin cells and then they regrow, you don't want to be too descriptive.

It's gonna be very painful. It's a painful procedure. You look terrible at the word. Yeah, but shit. The last thing you want to do is provide a ton of details out of it. It gets all becomes those little dots become brown, like spot they get brown and then they peel off. I mean that okay. Let's right yeah, that's super gross

But I mean I want to be real but not that real but I'll hide it I'm kidding so we could be having lunch right now and they're just like okay Well, it's also because it's a sponsor sponsor Okay. Well, it's also because it's a sponsor. It's a sponsor. Yeah, it's not just the lunch. And probably just went and got it done.

And like didn't really all you they gave it for free. But as an actress, you probably get so much shit for free. You're kind of used to things being comped, there are people liking you. And then you're not realizing, oh, we're talking about this for a reason. And plus in answer fans, she has no idea where she is right now.

She's having this conversation. She's like, what is this thing? Yeah, it's this in front of me. Yeah, God knows I've said now. She's having this conference day. She's like, what is this thing? Is this in front of me? Yeah, God knows I've said that. I lift it up to dress. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Is that really the last and H club? Yes. You didn't feel like beating a dead H anymore? That's a hell. I see what you did there. I did want to play this for you. Sure.

Chip has been calling into the show pretty regularly. Really? I did not know that. Which is cool. And then Edgar got in on the action last week. Oh. So Chip called back in again. Hey, college.

Chip, or like I had good quality on the day. Fucking, fuck, fuckingippa. Or like I had good quality other day. Fucking, fuck, fucking try to steal Chippa. Fuck him and his mod up. I'm suited. Fucking dooted off my medicine and rum raised at ice cream. Call me back, call. You'd chip doesn't remember calling making that phone call. Do you know what makes me so happy is that someone did that and their wife walked in and went, what the fuck are you doing? There's people doing that and they have to explain

to people around them what that is. Bill, you're not suited. Who are you talking to? Why are you talking that voice? And what does opera follows? What does that mean? Exactly. I'd be like, we have ice cream.

I do have a to catch a debaur. So if you wanted to hang out and play a game with us real quick, okay, sure. And then we'll get you out of here. So this is a game show we play every week. What you're going to hear is a professional podcaster start talking about something and then you have to guess how he's going to complete that. Okay.

And you'll get multiple choice. Sure. So they'll give you options for it. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch a dabbler. Are you ready to play to catch a dabbler. I started going there because I was I was still smoking so they on the patio, you could smoke. So I hung out with my friend, Tom Ra, and that's where I met this. Jessica, this girl that I was, you know,

shooping and that's when her friend definitely who I was, you know, I met now. And I, like, I started hanging out, and then I picked up, actually, the first girl I had sex with after my separation, I picked up at Pickwicks. And, but I just, and now that I hang out inside, I had sex with after after my separation I picked up a pick wicks and But I just and now that I hang out inside I just like because everybody knows you know

It's cheers everybody you know what you name? You know all the bartenders and like it's just like one big family, you know What did John say next? Here are your choices. Number one, I'm like Sam Malone. You know, the celebrity in the bar. That's you, that's me. Everybody knows me.

Next. OK. If you're short on cash, somebody will give you cash. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Next. Let's get on. Every time I walk in, everybody yells, John, you know, like they used to do with norm,

on cheers. Number four, and Cours lights are only three bucks at happy hour So it's great a lot of possibilities lastly Plus they let me run a time Until I get paid It's a cash a Dabler I always go first and I'm gonna pick number three because I want it to be the answer I want to hear him do the whole cheers thing That was yell John when I come in like norm So I don't think that's gonna be the answer, but I want it to be

$3 course $3 course I love John, he's my friend. I know that I love I'm friends with John. I'm gonna guess I'm gonna guess the the core line that just makes the most sense to me. Okay. Oh, right. As a friend, you probably know I'm better than we do, so. I've never seen him drink, but I mean,

I would assume that that's what somebody, anybody, how much money you have wants cheaper beer. I mean, that's pretty. That makes sense, reasonable. Nobody has that much money that they say cheaper beer sucks. That is reasonable. Producer Cress. I'm going with Sam Malone, and also,

it's number one. It's never the first so I think I think we're due for the first okay yeah Sam Malone Jeff from the G was part one is here Jen do you have a guess on this number four okay we got a lot fours on the board all right let's find out I started going there because I was I was still smoking so they on the patio you could smoke so I hung out my friend Tom and that's why I'm just just good just good I was you know stupid and that's when I'm trying to stop it. I mean who I was you know I mean I would and I'm like I started hanging out and then I'm like I

I picked up actually the first girl I had sex with after after my separation I picked up a pickwicks and um but uh I just and now that I hang out inside, I just, because everybody knows, you know, it's cheers. Everybody knows your name. You know all the bartenders, like it's just like one big family, you know, if you're short of cash, somebody will, you know, give you cash. Every occupation is there, plum is. No one picked it.

You know, it was two on the Russians. Carpenters, contractors. I mean anything you need. Like everyone just like it's it's it's barter town. Except it's too fucking. You know, you, you know, I'll you know, take care of my pipes that I clogged up from my third fucking shit of the day It doesn't matter everyone helps each other and it's a nice pop and it's four dollars a pint Wait isn't all of the answers. Yeah, it's all of the answers That's all for this week He did say the pint for three dollars though. He said four bucks for I got to get partial credit though

I think I don't know as a as a fair game show host that I have fine take it Jim Norton. Thank you so much for coming over to this was fun man I you run a great show you really good spot it's very fun Jim and Sam is on serious XM Monday to Thursday. Yeah, we're a chip chiperson once a week first long as I continue to do that It's just always a fun show humiliating and yeah, Jim Norton comms you want to come see me live, I have minimal dates left. Cool. We're coming to see it tonight. Yeah, great. Yeah, I'm happy. I said that you crushed it last night. Thank you. Yeah,

I'm still putting the material in order. I want to do something with it. And it's going back and forth late show early show. But yeah, it's been good. Fantastic. Thank you guys. And the Jim and Sam podcast. If you don't have serious, you have one out there with Adam Friedland and Nick Mullin. Yeah, that was the first episode and they finally let us do it. It was that was a long haul to get them to let us put I know I was actually surprised that they did do that. I caught one of the bosses walking I'm just a look man. This would be and he goes alright like it was like that simple You can just sometimes grab somebody and ask them nice. That's getting Chris your audience. I don't know many people subscribe to Serious. I think it's like 30 million. Something like that. Yeah.

But a podcast just makes it available to 100 million just immediately. Yeah, I hope so. I hope we get some people listening to it. I hope we get some ears on it. You know guys, I really do. People are okay. Thank you very much.

This was great. Have a good one, buddy. Thank you. I'll see you tonight. Yes. Jim killed last night. Yeah. Thank you.

I noticed how I don't leave. Thank you very much. I saw Jim and Toronto on an amphitheater play for 40,000 people. It was the funnier die. And you murdered that. I don't know how you could possibly do stand up comedy for 40,000 people. Well, you know, it was a lot of fun. Toronto wasn't me, but whoever it was killed, I'm happy.

All right, thanks guys. Let's see, Jim. All right. Not enough Doug Bell. Yeah, we didn't get any Doug Bell today. Oh, what? What? What?

Very good. Now, you guys right remember that I confused Rainbow Connection and somewhere over the Rainbow, those two songs. So my room records put together a song for us that's pretty fantastic. Passionate Just because I double in cases of cold cools on top of my balcony So while so Kevin and get all his genders Those super chats shouldn't be for me. Someday I'll hire a powerful attorney to pop up the swimsuit with me on the guggy. Yeah.

That's great. I have to give a quick, centering John update. Last time we were listening to him, he was talking about, because we've been off for, we didn't do the mid show this week, so we have a lot of stuff that's been piling up. And John said that coming up on his Saturday show, meaning a week ago today, he was going to reveal the company that he was suing and the CEO, and he's going to get into all the details. He has not brought it up one time since then to my knowledge. And I don't watch every second, every episode. I thought he didn't like to lie. Yeah,

I know. Once again, he put out this promise out there that he was going to do something, and then lo and behold, he did not do it. So we'll keep an eye on that for everyone. Don't you worry, I'm on top of that. John had some funny moments. He had this, a meltdown at one of the bars he goes to because the bartender likes Trump. And so he completely lost his mind on her and won't be going there anymore.

I don't care how cheap these colors are. Yeah, I don't know what's into this. The way that I do. We'll play it on a show coming up soon because it's one of the funniest clips. The way that John argues politics, even when he's arguing with himself, because it's not even in the real conversation,

he's recreating it for us. And every single thing is just like, well, you know, Biden's kind of out of it. Well, Trump's an asshole. You're like, that's not, that doesn't solve anything. What do you mean? Why is that your go to forever? It's always good to go back in time.

I talk about that. I really don't matter what they're trying to discuss. What if they both suck, John? Do you ever think about that scenario? I don't know. Who knows? All right, so I have to play this clip for you. I don't know if you've seen this many,

but this is some bull shit. And I was kind of hoping to get Jimmy's take out of it. I don't think he would have said too much based on their friendship. But this is some low scummy bullshit that John is pulling right now. Really? The reason the former president was not,

and the reason why I started it here, this episode of John show, he played a three minute clip of Rachel Maddow with no transformative content at all. Just played it on his show. This guy was always a lot to be right. It's a lot to be right. Because I agreed with him. Yeah, right.

He's always concerned about copyright infringement and just plays other people's content on the show and doesn't comment on it at all. And what, I think that this clip ends before he thought it was going to, so he's completely ill-prepared to get onto the microphone and start a show. This is the start of his show. The reason the former president was not at his floor at a home for today's FBI raid may in fact have been because he was in New York City. Well, how are you? Welcome to the Stuttering John podcast with your favorite host,

Stuttering John Melendez. You just wiped some baloney off this. Let me just address this. One of our beloved chatters, love one is going through expensive ass chemo. They have chosen to remain anonymous. Any paid pal, don't... Again, the sore on his hand, I just had to point it out

every time, I've just never seen a hello new, get sores on the palms of their hands. It's fucking stigmata. Okay. Remain anonymous. Any PayPal donation will go to help pay for the chemo. So anything that you send to me through PayPal, I promise, will go directly to that person. I've seen Gryfter's Gryff before. I just watched Alex Jones.

This is fucking new level right here. So here's the deal. I learned something from Lil' Jimmy earlier. Yeah, what's that? But you can't just call someone a liar and a thief, but you can say things like, what a shitbag. What a shitbag thing to do. John, if you want to support your friend and you want your audience help support them,

set up a go fund me. I'm not gonna call someone a liar. I will say I don't believe them though. I don't know that he's doing the accounting correct and the back end for these donations because I know that that's also the PayPal account where he wants you to donate to his shop. That's where everything goes.

It's going into one fucking kitty here, dude. Yeah. Have you ever seen anything like this before? Don't any money to me. There's a person out there and he'd help. Give me your money. I'll take dude. Yeah. If you ever seen anything like this before don't any money to me There's a person out there and he's help give me your money. I'll take care of it. I've never seen this He also have never taken on that in promises. Yeah I know What a towel what a towel he's like look at there been times when I've lied about my finances and I've been caught

So this will not be one of those times one of the things I've researched for the creep off a lot is like how police interrogate people and like the towels for lying Yeah, and if you go back and rewind this just a little bit He's really busy. There's one that you'll notice you have sores on your which is Just touching your face. Yes. Yes. There's a lot of that watch do this good call of any anonymous. That's why you're funny Any paid pal donation will go to help pay for the chemo. So anything makes sense to me. Fruit paid pal. And it's immediately after the lie too.

Yeah, we'll go towards the chemo. Yep. It also we get calling the liar. I just say his other hand about it lately. Vinnie has his hands. His fingers crossed me. I just back. So it's okay.

That's a telltale sign. I promise we'll go directly to that person. It's not directly. He keeps the other hand out of frame. He's so covered in sores even he knows. Not to let the trolls take a look at it. He goes, I promise him we'll go directly to them. This is the opposite of directly.

This is the definition of a middleman job. I know, you know, once PayPal takes their fees, takes their cut, and I take John's cut. Yeah, and of course I have the advantage all of it. Services and fees. Everything that I can do, and this is just something else that I can do. So if you want to help, fine, if you can't afford to,

fine, maybe one day, I'll be able to tell you who it is, but right now, they have chosen for me not to reveal who they are. I hope next week he's wearing like a three piece that he's suit. I am bad news, they piece. Now he's suit. Oh yeah. I am bad news. They made a goal.

They passed away. It was tragic. How stubborn point of this out in the subreddit? How stupid is this that he's going on here and saying, you got to donate to this anonymous person. It's not even someone in the chat. It's someone who, someone in the chat knows. And yet you can't say who it is.

Who would want to be anonymous in this scenario? So when you, you're going under chemo, people are gonna know about it. Even if John is telling the honest to God's truth here. Yeah, well, this is not how you handle this. What you do is they have a go fund me, they have something where they collect the money. You don't collect the money yourself.

Never, you never do that. This is insane. And this is how we started this show off. But it's someone we have to take a deal to DC to get chemo. And ask Marjorie Trellipop green some questions that are very funny. Mitch McDickless. All right. I want to point out that people are listening to the show that as John's going through this whole thing, he has it up on a banner on the video and a scrolling banner below. So, three different ways he's telling you to paypill him money for this anonymous person

who has chemo. Eel. Who they are. And if they're paying for chemo treatment out of their pocket, no, stuttering John audience is going to be able to cover that. Harder. Parking at the hospital, I think. Yeah.

Kinky locals like, oh, let me dig into my college one. But it's someone that we all know and love and is in this chat on a regular basis. So I would never ask if it wasn't something important. Oh yeah, you would never ask for money, right? Yeah, I know. I know it's a weird fee to be even asking for money. So not used to that. Usually I'm asking for me, but this time. No, but I would never ask for money for someone else.

Right. Right. Yes. Jesus. I love that he goes, if you can give anything, what the fuck is wrong with you that you're begging for money and then trying to act like you're a compassionate. Listen, I know there's a recession and inflation. So whenever you can give, I'm just going to hold up this fireman's boot and if you can just pop some change in there please.

A roach just crawls out of the top of it. Oh I'm gonna ask Jimmy about his roaches. Damn it, probably would have turned into a John discussion anyway, so maybe it's better that we didn't. And by the way, I do want to point out Jimmy did have to leave just now. People are gonna be like, oh, they talk about John and so he- The conspiracy. There was a really funny thread in the subreddit and the dab was anonymous.

We're, because you know I've been saying that they make shit up that didn't happen and then I'll comment on it. Someone's like, I can't believe Carl has Susanna on his show. John's ex-wife on that super secret bonus episode on Patreon. And there's a lot of funny comments. My favorite one was from FixIt403.

He says, I can't believe even Susanne or Tress, John's kids. Talk about a heel turn. That's fucking great. That's funny. Yeah. I thought that was great. Also, in W-H-E-P news, I want to announce that Kaya has challenged Ethan and Ralph to a fight.

Yes. So that's how Terry wants to box them. So I actually was going to say that we should put fight, Ethan Ralf on the wheel of consciousness. I was going to offer that up. Yeah, I know. Wow. What have we done today?

A lot. Yeah, we've done it now. You know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The TV. The TV. The TV. The TV.

The TV. The TV. The TV. The TV. We have a Wednesday show coming up that comes out on Thursday because I'm really getting marketing. Our Wednesday show, which is available Thursday afternoon. And this is the podcast that we will be reviewing because we are talking about Conan all the time. I don't know. We are. No, I'm kidding because we're not really gonna.

But you know, I mean, because he might be more boring to the two of us than to anyone else. I know that's the thing is family. No, absolutely. That's the thing. And I do feel like, by the way, I'm talking to Liza Powell O'Brien, who's here today to promote both her new podcast and her play. Oh, isn't it? Well, that's over, but we can talk about it. Oh, what I mean is you're not going to run anywhere else. Listen, if anyone out there would like to produce it,

please contact me. Well, whoops, this is the three questions with Andy Richter. Andy Richter also has a five-way nose about Conan the Ryan's podcast, but Alex gangrously suggested that we check out the three questions with Andy Richter. So we are going to be doing that with Pat Oats, the return of Pat Oats

onto the show. Your podcast stinks. Your podcast stinks. You know, man, I can't get behind Andy Richter. He was funny for a while. He was great on Conan, but every time I see him in anything else, I know it's just never good. That Conan, Ron, Conan rub is like fucking poison for your career, I think. You think so, or do you think the Conan actually made him see more talented than he actually was? I think that he might be mild, mildly more amusing than a lot of people in Hollywood. Yeah, right. But I'd be next to Conan.

Yeah, it makes it, makes it fun. They had a pretty good writing staff over there for a time too, so that probably helped. Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna listen. Wednesday or Thursday, whenever the fuck you release this. What are you an hasting my show right now, Vity? Ooh. I actually, I kinda was. You got it.

Yeah, I told you not to hurt. Yeah. Yeah. Vity, what's going on with the creep off, Vity? We have fun over there? Carl, we gotta do a bonus episode next week. Sounds good. Okay, I have some really great videos

clipped, ready to go for that. Monday. Nice. Monday, we are going to be doing the creepiest McDonald's employee. Yes. I'm very excited for that because I have a list. I call grimace.

I call 1972 grimace. Whoever invented grimace. I call that. I don't know we Grimis. Whoever invented Grimis. I call that. I don't know we worked there. Yeah, no, full time. Full time. F-D-E. There's probably a lot of employees

with big purple diabetic feet. Yeah, right. But you know, so that's to be honest with you, listen to the creep off, or if you listen to podcasts, and there's one ticket left for the rose, please buy it, Jesus Christ.

Also, I just went on Pat Dixon show the New York City crime report. Tell him I said thanks for the invite. And yeah, he said you're not as funny and he doesn't want to talk to you anymore. I understand. But Pat is confirmed he's coming to the roast. That's amazing. Yeah, that's really cool. So that'll be a lot of fun.

So we have Pat Dixon. Yes. We have Dr. Steve. Dr. Steve. Yeah. We have producer Chris. We have Andy. Yes. We have Pat Dixon. Yes. We have Dr. Steve. Dr. Steve. Yeah. We have producer Chris. We have Andy.

Yes. We have Roach. We have Cardiff Electric. Cardiff Electric's gonna be there. He ain't going to Detroit. He ain't going to Manhattan. Cardiff's coming to our show. Nice.

The creep off show. I love it. I love it. That's exciting. One person has a chance to get on that boat Yeah, this is gonna be people are gonna be reselling these tickets probably outside of the venue for three X 4 X the face value So oh certainly yeah, it's probably gonna be me I Mean you do get a dry hand job with it, but still I think it's overpriced

Yeah, you had to have gotten a VIP ticket for that and Carly uses his feet. Gross. You laughed at her, they're Jenny jiggles. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Okay. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. I'm now the show's full right now. Hmm.

Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Pfft. In a news! From YouTube, Jay Horvath writes, this was genius to have Mike on. All of humanity realizes how wrong John was in this situation. But if slash when he hears this,

he'll still believe Mike is a Benedict, Benedict, Benedict traitor. And he goes on to add, that's crazy that you gave away John's social security number and created a Bumble account for his son this episode. He's gonna sue you from here to Swinland. Brother Ted, John's blurted first national burger joint question was at 10 on the cliff-clavin, uninteresting information for the purpose of attention scale. He was the entertainment. I love when Stuttering John tells us I'm stuttering.

Yeah, we know. That's like telling us you're hungover. Spitting venom truly does so with, I wish. I truly wish I could say this is getting old, but this actually just gets better. In the goddamn history of the world, there has never been someone who gets in their own way, as well as being 100% blind about who he is, than this reject. He is the saddest dude I've ever seen. Dennis shares, John had no problem threatening me with his connected friends for posting a bad Amazon book review. And over at Reddit, Niggalus Cage is outraged. No show today? You clubfooted freak, Treethas Jones. John doesn't skip shows unless he's writing for a trivia app. Getty Lee's Thumb. He's away sipping on Ween, the smile talking of, nefariousness, okay.

Carl's in Colorado getting high as fuck at a South Park Convention. And flat tt tt. Right. I hope Carl remembers next week to tell us if it's the 14th midweek episode or whatever. And Hank Sinatra Jr. posts a picture of his fantasy book Easy for You to Say Exactly by Carl and Riff's One Too Much Smile Talking. Bob Dylan's mustache. Every chapter starts with, as you know, I have some experience with marketing. And there are tidbits of boomer financial advice spread throughout, Turbo 7049, and the racism and P-gamer. And ends with

needless to say, I had the last laugh and Roscoe plays us out with this book it's interesting to note while not a docky humanitarian is a picture of exactly what it takes to figure out what we're even talking about. Back when I had a job with co-workers it was pointed out to me that I say interesting to note quite often and honestly I don't even know what that means. And yet I say it all the time. So that was a pretty good comment there at the end. Let's talk about Colorado. We just saw the South Park 25th anniversary

show with Wien and Primus and Matt and Trey and I was blown away by it. At Red Rocks, it was the greatest concert I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. I'll talk about some highlights. Oh, right. Ween was there. Yes. Primus was there. Listen to this, Vinnie.

I know that you like guys who are overweight and in tight pants. I'm talking each other. But listen to this real quick. They play blame Canada from the South Park. Movie. Then there's an animation of Getty Lee and Alex Lifeson and then Getty Lee and Alex Lies and come out on stage and play Closer to the Heart with Primus and Matt Stone on drums and it was a surprise to Matt. He did not know they were there and they had him learn this song. Like this is

why we had to learn this song and he was like, holy shit, it was really a moment. It was kind of like with Rick Flair in 1980. Let me see if I can, yeah, I think I can see if I can bring it back here. It was the primary of the horseman, son. Also, Tommy the cat with butters is Tommy the cat. It was incredible. It was a really good show. I can't wait to watch the live version,

or not the live version, the video of it. It's in-central. It is. Yes. Yes. Very cool. Worth checking out. I would go to that show every night of the week. If it were available. If it were on every night of the week I'd go to every single show. Because that's that's that's how much fun that I had. Yeah. All right. I want to get the voicemails since great take. Yeah, I'm the teller to his pen suddenly go ahead No, no, what else it was a good show See I spuck a guy it broke my brain, and I don't think I can ever see another show again I know it's all I had to say I know I

My band played a show last night and it sucked oh Compared to that So you're quitting yeah, I'm like with the socks Unless we're gonna do America fuck yes and I'd corner that I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. We're either doing it anymore. You lost that direction. You're right.

You're back into the mountain and now it's over. That's why I've been into my life coach. I want you to told you to quit a long time ago. I want to hit some voice mails. Vic, I guess, has to do something for the Navy today or something. She's prioritizing that over reading reviews. I has to do something for the Navy today or something. She's prioritizing that over reading reviews. I hope it's a strap of fucking bomb door back in every swim career.

I don't think the Bob's necessary in the scenario. I think she's doomed either way. Actually, I do. I prefer the Bob. The Bob would be a flotation device, actually. And the only thing to say to us that bomb. She's got flotation devices. That's a good point. You're making a lot of show float. Don't you worry. Show float. I like that we can be misogynist even with her not here. Yeah.

Pretty that's how talented we are. There was a voicemail that was a little bit too long to say the hussy is the best guest. And then I step on his jokes. And I did notice that I was talking over him a bit. You did, man. He was trying to get those farts into the mic. Can you just talk it over it? Yeah, my bad. All right.

So we had Doug from Who's Right on the Show. People love Doug. Oh, yeah. He's great. Hey, old man Doug hosted today, huh? He's one of my favorites. In the Flat earth episode, he referenced Rompour Room, Steak and Spell, and Typing Class. I'm calling my shot that today, he talks about

howdy-duty, rock and stock and robot, and the fading Hawking Dance. Don't call me back. Yeah, Doug's old. He's a little guy. Yeah, they get the fight. They're trying to make. I always like when someone calls into the voice,

but you get their voice mailers for the creep off. Do you ever have someone just like fail miserably? Yeah, Carl. Yeah, just about every other call. Check this one out. Yo, Carl. Oh, shit, I think I don't know. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. That's a not take long at all.

All right, band practice guy called into the show. I always have to take a call from band practice guy. He takes priority. He's like my snowy from Michigan. Bad practice guy. Sure. Hey, he's on the foot calling out. I got it in my shirt.

I was talking months. I can't afford this shit. I'm gonna go for it. Cover that. We do have a lot of shows coming up. September 17th, coming to Carlson. September 30th, the magic bag in Ferndale, Michigan. Yep. And then we'll be at the city winery in New York City. And that's happening October 15th. Tickets will be available to the latter soon. So if you liked this, yeah. See you at the show. Yeah, this is Nate from Flint, Michigan.

Tony Michaels doing an impersonation of Alex Jones sounds a lot like Homer when he's hypnotized at one time and he's like, I'm a famous historian out of my way. I made you dick and out of my way. Call me back. I actually really worked hard on an impression this week. Oh, what do you got? Well, this is my impression of Tony Michaels imitating Alex Jones. Hey everybody, it's me Tony Michaels. I'm doing my Alex Jones impression right now. What everybody know that it is me. Tony Michaels imitating Alex Jones right now. And now the news, something happened. So that was just a different sad.

And now to the news, you know, that old saying of his, take it away boys. There really was so bad. He stinks. All right, this is gonna be a great boy's mail. What should I talk about? That's a reference to the stripper show.

Where they go, we got a great show for you today. What do you want to talk about? I love that snow. By the way, we didn't point that out. We were in Denver. Fucking hot as balls. Oh God. You want to think about the weather for a few minutes? No, okay

This one's for Vic, but she's not here somewhere. I thought Vic was a comedian when you asked her what she was gonna study in college It would have been hilarious if she said graphic design But she was like I'm gonna be a mortician because I'm a creepy edgy girl that likes horror movies. Basic bitch shit. She did miss an easy joke there. Yeah, what a basic bitch shit is a fucking being a more tissue. All these brawds with their pumpkin spice lattes

and fucking ton of like sweaters, just fucking chop it open bodies. That'll just not. Hey, Clown, catch Michael. This is how I go. Yeah, John Yeah, bro, Patrick Michael call me a guy. All right. See what's going on here. This one's for producer Chris What's it up, asshole? Okay? Hi, this is for producer Chris Is my base tone, okay?

for producer Chris. Is my bass tone okay? Thank you. What do you think? I think it's spot on. Alright, there you go. Producer Chris gives you the thumbs up approval. I'm at one. cocaine Jesus called into the show at 337 A.M. That's the story checks out. Yeah. And this is this is the message that he left a little early for the message up for me now. And anyone doesn't know cocaine Jesus is he's from Detroit and he came to our show in Lombard and started drinking sometime before I woke up that day.

Yep. It passed out at the front row and then we met him again a Nashville and Wow, what's gonna happen next Imagine being that fucked up. You're like I should give Carl a call Imagine being that fucked up, you're like, I should give Carl a call. I would have Carl's thinking about me right now. I feel like you're right. After hearing that message, there was an expectation

you were gonna answer me right now. Yeah, right now. So, what are you doing? He thinks he's spooning you right now. All right, Barack Obama, the real Barack Barack Obama. Finally called back into the show. Hi Carl. This is your old pal Barack Obama. I understand that once again I need to set the record straight as somebody has called in impersonating me and called you a gun. I'd like to clarify that was not me and I do not think you are a gun. I only think that victory gun. This has

been Barack Obama. Dr. Amaliyah. Thanks, Barack. That's a nice goodbye. Good to have you back, buddy. Well, Sasha Beliyah to Mr. President. Good night and good luck. All right, this is Fergus from London calling into the show. Hey, this is Fergus calling from London across the pond. You're a Conj. This is catch you got overseas now too. What is all this? This is bigger than the whole

comedia. It's Contamania brother. Who's stupid fucking Bible mouth can't take you. It's rather wild across the country. I got to go goodbye. Goodbye. That was a great episode. That was really great. Hello. I'm calling from Nambla. And North American Man Boy Love Association. I'm calling for Carl.

Carl, I just want to thank you. First, for renewing your membership. We appreciate your paper niche, but mostly for all the great information that you shared with us about the children of Staturing John Melendez, mostly the boys though that's what we prefer. Thank you again for everything, Karol. This is me from Namla. Also, you're a cunt. What's with the dancing around the ship? I stink, you hate me. Great. Goodbye.

Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over. The episode's over. Guess what? The episode's over!