Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep335 - The Three Questions with Andy Richter

Episode Date: August 18, 2022

Andy Richter was once a funny and lovable sidekick. Now he's another guy who hosts a podcast that does serious interviews with celebrities. Who is looking for a conversation between Andy Richter and Rachel Bilson? That wasn't rhetorical, please email me if you know who this is for so we can call the FBI tip line. The long-awaited return of Pat Oates does not disappoint. After discussing how Patton Oswalt is funny looking but not funny, we check in on Opie comparing himself to Anthony and Stuttering John getting kicked out of his favorite pub because he's an obnoxious douche. https://www.youtube.com/user/patoates Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come see us in Detroit on September 30th: http://watplive.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We have not discussed it with the other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Andy Richter. I went ahead and zoomed in on a recent episode from August 2nd, featuring our old friend, Pat and Oswald. And I know that you listen to that one as well. They have the same voice, first of all, so that sucks. They sound exactly the same.

And you can't tell which one is being the annoying asshole. So you just think it's one guy going on talking to himself. They're both an aunties. There's more estrogen on this episode than there is on episode of the view. It's insane. You can't believe there's two men talking to each other. Can I address the one elephant in the room with the podcast right away? Yeah.

He asked so many more than three questions, right? Am I wrong? He does. And the concept is three questions. I like that. Three questions. Then we're done. There's a hundred questions before it gets to the first of the three questions. Oh, are there actually three questions? Because in the episode I listened to, he didn't distinguish which one was one of the questions and which one was all the other questions. I just assumed when he was like, so what are you doing? That was wonderful. I was like, okay, I'm on your dumb show. They have fake band. It's, it's every, like if you liked Conan and you were, but you sat there and went, I wonder if the guy

who's not interesting did all the work. That's what the show is. Because it's so that any rickshaw has nothing to say. And then these guests feel bad. They're not on Conan. So they got a giving him nothing. Yeah. Once again, Andy they're not on Conan, so they're kind of giving him nothing. Yeah. Once again, Andy Richter is on Conan's platform. He's broadcasting from Conan Studio. Andy Richter might as Conan is not good. I have a lot of examples of that, but getting back to what you were saying, how he feels obligated

to ask certain questions, near the end of this podcast, Patent is like, all right, this is over, right? Because I have to go and Andy will not let him leave It's great if you haven't seen it check it out. It's a bump. You won't see anything weird or on television No, you will not you will not you will not I do need to pee Okay, I'm gonna have to miss all right

Well, can I just say there is the final question, which is like, what have you learned? Like, what are you, you know, like, I love that he goes, are you gonna go? You made that very clear, you have to pee. Let me just ask one more super open-ended question that's impossible to give a quick answer to.

So before you go, what's the meaning of life, please? I'm doing that for now on. If anyone says to me just like, I have to go to the bathroom real quick. Yeah. What have you learned today? Then you can go. What's the most important life lesson over the past decade that you've learned? And actually give me your top three. I mean, he's the most uncaring host because not only to do that at the end, at the very beginning, if you listen quickly, he says there, it goes, Pat

and says, yeah, I didn't know it wasn't at your studio. So I drove all the way there and thank God I got back in time. And he doesn't go like, sorry. He says, Oh, yeah, I forgot we're doing it on Zoom or whatever. So he didn't even tell him that we're not meeting in a studio. Yeah. I didn't, you know what? I didn't even pick up on that. The fact that Pat and it's like, well, it's a good thing I even got back to my home in time to do this because I came all the way to the studio and you weren't there. And the reason for that is because Andy Richter has COVID and I feel so bad for the guy because he did everything right. So how was how was your COVID?

My COVID was frustrating. Oh, and actually I should mention. So Andy has COVID, that's why he's out the studio, but patent just had cove it recently and so he's asking patent about his cove So how was how is your COVID? My COVID was frustrating only because and I think you're going through the same thing I'm Vax and double boosted so I had to I was shooting up TV show in Savannah So I had to isolate in place for one week in a hotel room in Savannah. Ha, ha, ha!

Geez, I just don't understand. You did everything that the pharmaceutical companies, the federal government, and the media told them to do, and he still got COVID. It's crazy that two fat guys are out next have COVID. It's not. What an attempt. It's crazy. I'm sure the word from this experience now in the next time, uh, farm and suitable

company comes out and says, hey, this thing that we created, uh, very quickly and without a lot of trials works perfectly. They're going to question it probably next time, right? The second I hear someone make like Vax's in boost, try to sound cool. I fast forwarded a little. He's like, double Vax, double boost. I fuck you. It's not a machiado, you dickhead.

It is like fucking, it's you got a shot from a thing. Because you're fat. So I could not believe how bad Andy was at talking, at asking questions. This is the second question after how was your COVID was the first question. This is terrible. How are you, even, you, you're pretty busy all the time, man.

I mean, you, you, you know, you're soaking up all the work, frankly, that's what I wanted to talk to you. Leave a little further rest of us. Yeah, please, come on, let's just, um, do you like, can't believe you didn't take over for Conan? That's the most of that show. Go figure. It's funny. I was talking to Drew and Mike yesterday and we were talking about how we're going to

do this show. And we all agreed that Andy Richter on Conan O'Brien in the 90s was great. Do you remember that pad? It was a good show. He was a better Ed McMahon. He was funny. He was great. Do you remember that pad? He was a good show. He was a better Ed McMahon. He was funny. He was quick. If you watch clips of when they have people on like Conan has like you can go to YouTube and go like the worst guess or when Conan confronts someone. It's you like Andy like shut down Chelsea handler one time. If you let him be a sniper, he's great. But if you let him talk

all the time, you learn he should be a sniper real quick. All right, you hear that producer, Chris? If you start the producer, Chris shall. We don't exactly, so what are you up to and stop the thing? Thur. Was a wasle. And this is great too, because he asks a question, and he's, I've actually done no research on his guest, which if you're gonna do an interview style show,

is the bare minimum I would think. Do you still push to do like, you know, like a show centered around him? I mean, I know you did AP, uh, AP bio, is that still going on? Or is that no, we got miraculously NBC and peacock gave us four seasons for a show that, again, critically acclaimed and no one watched. So are you still doing that show that I don't even know the name of it? No, it was canceled and it's called AP bio.

I would have had it in my notes written down AP bio and then I would have Googled is AP bio still a show. It would have graved the follow was, hey, is your wife still alive? Yeah. Yeah. Well, my research, you have a wife, right? You're the writer and stuff. Oh, shit.

I don't know how far you got into this episode. I'm fast forwarded some because it was hard. Okay. So I'm not gonna lie. Because near the end, for some reason, Andy decides to get real serious. And you could tell the patent wants nothing to do with us. Has it been hard, like, you know, you've been through some really tough times.

I mean, you lost your first wife, passed away. Has it been hard, like, is it hard to do comedy in those times, like in rough times in your life? Is it hard to go out and say, like, okay, here comes the funny guy, gonna make everybody be funny. Now, whether Patent killed his wife or not, I don't know the answer to that. Either way, she died. Is it hard to do comedy? It's hard to do anything. Yes. I don't want to go to my dentist if his daughter died that day.

You know, it's gonna be a shit job he's gonna do. Imagine the answer was not all. I was like, I was actually trying to kill more people before big specials all the time. My best special was after her death. I do it all the time. What a fucking insane question. And you heard Patton when he goes,

now I want a transition and you've had some tough days like, oh boy, I don't want to talk about this, dude. Are we doing a comedy show? What's going on right now? This is a comedy show that to be the interviewer. He's Barbara Walters Well, the nice thing is even when it gets this dark. They do silent identical. So it's gonna be funny no matter what right? Oh, yeah, hilarious guys. You must do a bunch of different episodes Pat. Yes Does it ever get funny or what's the point of the show? It gets funny if someone else makes it funny. Michael Sarah is not the worst of the guest that he has because he tries to do parenting talk

with Michael Sarah and Michael Sarah kind of makes fun of him for asking him that question. Good. He says he's kind of like a, so isn't it, like what's the, when your child, like, does it know how to communicate? Isn't that crazy? And he goes, he's like, oh, yeah, it's like I almost don't know when they're hungry. Like, he kind of, like, made fun of, he's like, yeah, they communicate at all. It's like, we're not saying that. But he just asked the most mundane questions because he's just, he's just trying to be the view, but for fat white men. That's like always trying to do. Why is he trying to do that? Nobody wants that.

When there's a celebrity that you enjoy, you wanna hear them talk about the work they've done, the projects they're working on, things that are coming up. I don't give a shit about Michael Serra's parenting. But that's the thing. When the dumb thought process you can tell is, it's like, I'm not gonna ask all the questions

that Conan or Lenore, like real people are roguing what I asked. I'm gonna ask every day shit. So that way these fake famous people like most of them, we've named that biggest celebrities that have been on it. It's usually like somebody that was on the OC from seven years ago or something like that. Like Ray Chouzou. I was sitting with that guy. I was like, how fat is she? That's all I was looking for. That was it. But it's like, nobody's really a big star. So I was like, how fat is she? That's all I was looking for. That's like, that was it. But it's like, no one is really a big star. So he's like, let's ask what regular life is for them. Do they drive a regular truck? He's trying to do the foul and thing,

but it's not working. Let's talk like poor people. The saddest part about that is every podcast is doing this. Yes. Every bad podcast don't get me wrong. I mean, there are good ones like Rogan, like you mentioned and it probably Conan. I don't really listen to Conan, but Conan's great. So it's not anything even unique or new like having a boring conversation with a celebrity is going on all of the fucking time every day. I'm over it. I wish he

asked, he's like, Hey, did you kill your wife? Like, I would have listened to that podcast but even if he went no asshole, like that would have been, not that he should be edgy, but if you're going to do something, get that out. Hey, Michael Sarah, are you a man? I don't even know what you are. Are you a boy always? Did you take his testosterone? What are you? Hey, Jeanette McCurdy, did you really call your book?

I killed my mom or whatever the fuck you are. What is wrong with you? I get a dancinitre finger in you, but calm down. That would have been my questions. questions pet I have good news for you this is actually the question that you were hoping for have you ever got to be the murderer uh yes have you ever got to be the murderer he has that small on ironically I did hear that part when it was I chuckled to myself going to see you have a clue what he just did

I don't think he does. I don't think you would have asked that question So I'll I'll let you know the in contacts. They're talking about roles that they play. Yes in movies and TV Have you ever got to be the murderer? Yes, and then this is funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah murdering is the best is funny. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, murdering is the best. Get it, get murder people. I have you been murdering? Murdering people's the best, especially with your whiteie cont wife. That's what it really is fulfilling. It feels good. Well, I still rather hear that conversation. Then like, hey, we've both played

dumb animal knowing cares about many times in movies. You want to discuss that. What? Ricker was a penguin, a madagascar. Pat and Oswald's every annoying. He ruined Sandman by being a crow. It's, you know, Tate or Raven, whatever. Yeah, they're all they suck. I don't want to hear about that either. Instead, Pat, what I want to talk about are the landmarks that we all drive past on our daily routines. He's from the Fosterosters farm chicken ranch family. Like wait a minute. Yeah. Wait. The one up on I five when you're driving North on five and I think. Yeah. Can you believe that, Pat? The chicken farm that's about five when you're driving North on the five and you see it on the five. You know, talking about that was two people, both not knowing what they're talking about.

Because the one said, random chicken farm, he yelled five twice and the other one goes, I think so. What do you fucking mean? You think so. You just said the name of the place. It's the chicken farm. You just mentioned.

I don't know where it is. These fucking assholes think everyone lives in LA. They have no idea that there are people outside of LA who don't care about the chicken farm or where the five goes. They don't give a shit. I can't imagine anyone, like seriously, every week,

like your fans waiting for your podcast to talk like, oh, new ones out. There can't be anyone like, oh, good. The Pat and Oswald episode with Andy Rick, like for real. I can't wait to learn about two thumbs talking. Like, who would give a shit? Yeah. And also I've mentioned multiple times on the show. There's a lot of people who are overexposed.

Pat and his one of them, he keeps showing up on our show, which is one way that you know that. I mean, obviously he got the show with his wife that's unlistenable, but he's also on everyone else's show too. And he has nothing to say. I know that Pat and Oswald's what used to be for it. Would you agree with me on that? I, when I looked back, I saw it too,

but I think if you go back and watch stuff, we thought it was funny. It's not, he was just weird looking on TV when not everyone was weird looking on TV. Now they just cast every ugly person, but he was the weird looking, is that it? Is he retarded?

That's what we all thought. Like, is that quirky growing up? Because he looks like he has downs. And you're like, oh, it's a downs guy. That's cool. Oh, it's not a good one. Yeah. A downs guy in TV.

That's so good. It's like a fuck. He should be canceled or playing a downs guy when he doesn't have downs. You know what I mean? It's like, well, it's ableist. God, you might be right. The more people I talk to who said, no, Patton was never funny.

I go, really? Was that crazy? But there's a lot that seems to be the consensus now. The only special people like to his was the one when he talked about his wife being dead. And no one really said it was funny. It was just touching. But that's so was the net.

You know what I mean? That's close to me touching. It's what I be fucking comedy. I did touch myself to do that. If that's what you'd be. Oh, sure. While she was being raped, I was like, ooh. So he was like, all right.

So they talk about the military, because I guess Pat and's father was a Marine, and they talk about being a military person. And Andy Richter, or such a Nancy boy, this is his concern about being in the military. But still, I just like the notion of having somebody yell at you and make you do push-ups and shit like, oh, that just sounds I could not. His first thought about being the military had to do push-ups. Fuck that noise. I couldn't handle that. And no one was going for like, they're so brave and tough. But like, that just made everyone who's in truth be like, dude, fuck you.

That's not all we do. I also killed me in these babies. Like, you have to stop. It's like, there's a variety of activities. I was hoping Patton would say, well, when I was an agent of shield, I was hoping he would say that and go with me. He didn't even have the humor to do that. Oh, yeah.

No, these people are both humorless because they're talking about the military and Patton's father being in Vietnam. And for some reason, they have to turn that into a gun control conversation. And these people are fucking idiots. Well, and it also does, like you said, it kind of also lays bare the fact that no more guns won't help. Like in any one of those situations, like if there's a mall shooting and everybody in the mall

has a gun, oh my God, that just like, how on the face of that, you can't see, like, that's a terrible idea. That's just a terrible idea. So this is how out of the loop these people are because wherever they get their news from, they don't realize that this just happened. The scenario, they just laid out there just fucking happened and a guy who had a gun took out

an active shooter. This morning as Greenwood Indiana authorities hunt for answers in that deadly mall shooting investigators crediting a bystander 22 year old Delaisha Dickin who was legally armed with stepping in and stopping the suspected shooter before more were killed. Oh, interesting. So sometimes more gods is gone. No, shit.

Pick the bad example, there, Tommy. This kind of interview is two people, what's obviously written, but then like Patton goes on because like I said, he plays dumb shit on TV in movies. He's never been serious. So he wants to go, I'm not just a dumb cartoon come to life. I'm a person. So give me person questions. Like, no, I want you to talk about when you were a rat chef or whatever. Like, we only want you when you're a dumb cartoon. Well, it's more than that because both Andy Richter and Pat Notswall after Trump got

elected and probably before as well have gone full lib tard on Twitter. And so if you follow these people, they're unfollowable. They really take themselves very seriously when it comes to Paul. I'm not tired. If you're going to balance it, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm eating tar 20 lit. All right. Yeah. And actually, that's a good point. I think that Andy Richter might actually be mentally retarded. Listen to this. Yeah. And also I feel that way.

My big thing with it is always like that kind of gatekeeper feeling. You know, like I, you know, like that somebody's got to be, you know, like I'm good. This didn't end the way I wanted. This is a professional broadcaster. Is this celebrity who can't piece together a sentence? It's cool to have a stroke in the middle of your interview. It is pretty neat that you just recovered from it. Dude, honestly, I've heard Suttering John be more coherent

than what Andy Richter just said. That was my question. I was going to ask you about listening to this with Andy Richter. As much as you thrive on everything, Stuttering John, do you almost go, wait, Stuttering John was a sidekick who tried to do this? Is Stuttering John better than Andy Richter? No, no. Stuttering John's not better than anyone.

No, I know, but when you really think about it, at least Stuttering John is leaning to the retard more. Andy still doesn't realize he's retarded. Like, Southern John is almost like taking the glasses off and going, oh, I, I, I, I get special parking now. You know, I mean, like, he's kind of gets in a little bit. Well, all three of them decided, well, if I can't be funny, I'm going to get political. That's true. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. That's a big move. That's, that's always again, move over, right? And actually, let's, let's talk about these people suffering from Trump derangement syndrome. Yeah, I and I one thing I remember after Trump got elected, you said, and it might have been on Twitter and might have been in an interview, you said something about like, you sort of addressed fandom and said something to the effect of, hey, fandom, maybe we should be paying more attention to the stuff that really matters out of the world. Do you remember saying that? I can't remember. I mean, I did remember thinking that I was guilty of letting my, these other realms that I dwell in replace the real world for me what what seemed like a lot of mine or silly stuff and

That up being really really crucial and especially we're seeing that now with the midterms coming up Oh stop it with the midterms coming up. They're taking themselves so goddamn seriously just make with the walka walka What are you doing? Somebody in this world who bases their vote based on Pat Nasal's voice. Like, I really hope that's a person and we can find that person and kill it. Here's my message to these guys and of course, Duttering John and Hell Sparks and what else. Trump was the president for four years.

We're still alive. The country is still around. Get over it, move out with your fucking lives. There's other things going on that you could have fun with. That's funny because if you went to go talk to Pat and I was about, a show he was in 20 years ago, he go, I've moved on now. But then my politics, he can't fucking move on.

See, right. All right, so this again is a horrible question. And it can barely even talk. And it wouldn't be a good question if he could. And I'm not cutting this off at the end. This is how he ends his question. Well, you have, and it's sort of your persona as nerd. And I mean, is that what you were as a kid?

Like, do we, you know? Where you always adork, Patent? Because you can't come across really nerdy. Like, is that always been your thing? Or, I mean, I know you're a retard now, but where you in nerd? I got a question as that. He wasn't unnerd.

As nerd. Would you even weirder to phrase it? As nerd, like as the, as the now, not you are being you, you are nerd, like the greatest one. So these two fruit salads decide they're going to start making fun of sports fans. These two fruit salads and the ovaries to goof on sports fans. It's the sports guys that are making fun of like I to me. It's always been hilarious that guys Make fun of say like people that go see a Star Wars movie and dress up as there's care that do cosplay to go there

Those same guys. They're all macho. We'll put on little uniforms Yeah, the bar to watch their game. Like I'm dressed up like my favorite. That's my favorite. And I have a shirt on I'm like him. I'm like him. I want to be like daddy. I Mean, I know that you guys are the sports But I just found that I must support I was raised to sports fan huge Yankee fan giant fan stuff like that I don't care what people just up like. I think they're all dorks. But the fact that he's called, I wouldn't call them a star wars guy.

Don't call them sports guys. First of all, you bag. That's what you sound like. Can you say that? You don't know. Hey, when people are fans of sports and they dress up, they shouldn't make fun of us. We're the same people. I would get that. But they're trying to like, now that I'm famous, I'm going to bully them. It's not going to work. They're going to laugh at you. No, at least a person I'm dressed up like is a person. You're dressed up like, yeah, you're dressed up like you Ewok motherfucker. You're a downed. Sheeners, a little bit different than Darth Vader in this scenario. That's a pretty good

fight. So then Penn's talking about great shows in the 90s that were never successful and should have been. Shows that I guess were maybe in theaters and executives from HBO were there and they should have taken off. And he asks Andy if he was in one of these shows. If for some reason Andy says yes. I remember I think I saw you in a thing If I'm not mistaken called not without my nipples were you? Yes, yes, which was a brilliant take down of like lifetime TV movies and then just showbiz in general and it was just Phantasmagorical Genuinely with really funny songs. I'll be a beard. I like I like me down there all that stuff And it just nothing happened with it. But it actually wasn't

in that, but it was all the people that I worked with. Yes. Some reason I remember, I know Janine was in it. Why did he say yes? He said yes three times. He said yes, man. Were you with that thing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's really crazy. I didn't actually know that wasn't me. I think he thought he can get away with the lie. If that was going to move on., he got details. He's like, oh shit. I wasn't in that. I wouldn't have been like, yeah, I played the nipple I was quickly removed. Oh, I wonder why it didn't work by the way. You know, well, is it a Janine Garafloh?

Oh, I wonder why that thing fucking tanked. Yeah, wow go figure She was at everything in the 90s now She was the Pat Nasal of her time. Wow, you know what I mean? Like she was in everything and you're like, oh, we need to talk her about that. She was the top of Pat Nasal. She was like an alpha Pat Nasal.

We need a little more testosterone and a little bigger penis. Let's get Janine. So there have been times in Patent's career when he thought his career was over. And I wish he was right. There, I mean, there have been times when I'm like, am I, I guess I'm done?

I feel like there was a couple, especially a couple of years, by five years ago, I was in a Broadway play that then folded and then I sort of got the blame for it even though it wasn't my fault, but it was, and then I was about to leave New York, but then I got cast in a sitcom with Matthew Brodrick, and then we did a whole week of rehearsals, and then I got fired from that.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! That's too bad. Oh! Yeah, there was like that time where I murdered my wife, and I thought my career was over,

but then I was like, no one cared because fuck her, and I got another wife. I got that subredder move on the internet, and everything's good. We're moving on. Nobody's knowing anything. I'm the new Brendan shop. I just moved things. It's the toilet. So this is another retarded question.

The way he asked is that to be the name of the show, not three questions. Here's another retarded question. Another retarded question. I probably read the match. Yeah, well, that would make sense. They'd be like, oh, no wonder he's asking these questions. It's called ART. I guess ART, another retarded question.

You can sell merch. And the fans are artists. Oh, dude. That's your show. And you can have, well, I shouldn't say this on behalf of you, Pat, but I'm saying, and you can have this one. It's yours. Take it. Because you can have our ART's and the Richter TV ART and it do. You're welcome. Okay. Yes. Perfect. All right. So, again, this is a dumb question. The way he phrases it is dumb, and it's just a dumb question anyway. What is, is there something, you know, like the juice that you get from, like, the, and by juice, I mean, like, the thing, like, the thing that hooks you in? Is there, describe the different juice you get from acting and the different as opposed to the one you get from standup like which well

Why did the chicken? Have their hook and into you Why do you like acting and stand up? Well, they both pay extremely well and they're fun jobs that most people would want to have and can have It's like saying like well, why do you like blow jobs and anal sex? What do you mean better? What do you like the juice you get from blow jobs? Joe Jowr's better. I don't want to juice either. But like, I don't know why he had the fray. Literally what you said, that was the question. Do you still get off from acting in TV?

Yeah. Or do you want to do something else? Do you like juice? I like juice. Hahaha. When you're acting, do you like it without pulp? Do you want the pulp in it? Remember, oh, Jay, he also killed his wife. Remember that?

That's juice. Hahaha. Alright, so that pen gives the most pretentious answer to that question. Because I would have said, what the fuck are you talking about? What are we talking about? He says this. Because with acting, you are surprising yourself and surprising another creator by interpreting something that they wrote. And you know that they had a way that it sounded and looked in their mind. And then you are bringing something so totally alien to it.

But trying your best to interpret what you think is on the page, but when you see their, sometimes they're delight and surprise it. Oh, I didn't see it working that way, but that actually was betty like, what a smug answer. Even if I thought that my hat, I wouldn't say it. The delusion he has because in reality the actors are just shocked that a retard remembered

his lines. So I'll pat. Yes. That is the line. I don't know if you've been, most of Pat Naswell's not cartoon work is a he plays a twin himself. They do that a lot with him because they can't believe the how retarded he looks like, let's split screen it and make two. So they can't believe you can do it twice because he's just mumbling shit and you're like throwing next to an alien. It'll look the same. Ha ha ha ha ha.

There is a famous scene from the sitcom he was on with Leah Remini. It was, oh, another nut shot. Like, that's a whole different group of retards. Well, I like Lee or Rhyme. I like all the stuff she's done about Scientology since getting out of Scientology. That she's out.

Yeah. Okay, like when they do that stuff, it's like you drank all the cool aid and then you found more money in throwing up the cool aid. So you're kind of a tart. Okay, I'm not gonna argue with you at that one, but what I'm gonna be called, like King of Queens or something like that.

Yeah. There's a scene in that show. It's a famous Pat Notswell scene where he stands motionless in the middle of the room, the entire scene, just to see if anyone will notice. And it goes on for a good two and a half minutes and he's just standing there motionless, just staring blankly. Like that's literally what you do with Pat Notswell when you have him in a TV show. Dude, you're crazy looking.

It's hilarious. Just stand there. Well, when you're cast to be in a show because you want to make Kevin James Huckable, you know what I mean? Like he was in there so he could be the hot russer. That's a good point. That's showing the main sense,

because Lee Ravidy is. She's really hot. That's crazy. She was very hot. Very hot. I mean, you've got the retarded stiller guy whenever the father Everything is a even the black guy wasn't even a cool black guy Like everything is done. Like when you watch out is that a real garbage man I think they really are They're like we need something that's less fuckable than Kevin James and Kevin James brother Gary Valentine's not available

Let's go get fucking Pat and Oswald. That's a thing no one will fuck and it lasted eight seasons. So he made some good decisions on that. Kevin James got laid off it. He's the best wingman. He's not a good actor, but Pat and Oswald is a great wingman. All right, so now he's going to explain how he comes up with standup jokes. And again, just it's so pretentious, the way that Pat and talks about himself. It's almost it's almost anti collaboration in a weird

way. You have to crack open a puzzle that is in your head. It's there. You just have to unlock it somehow. Right, right. And I like that amazing, that amazing footage of Paul McCartney writing. Oh my God. Out of thin fucking air. Yeah. Yeah. Your bits are just like the greatest saw grader in history writing one of the greatest songs he ever wrote. It's just like that. I would disagree. All his bits are about comic books. Yeah. Yeah. So just being a nerd. And that's all it's about. It's like, there's nothing, I don't think me going. I wrote a joke the other day about how I think Epstein is incredible because he overtook

Hitler as the worst person ever. Yeah. If I sat there and talked about that, like you was Shakespeare, I'd be an asshole. I'm like, I was thinking about awful people and I wrote a dumb thing to make white people mad. That's what I did. So you don't think that it's as good as Sergeant Pepper? Is that what you're telling me? I mean, we just lost him.

I got to get... No! I don't pay for zooms and I got to send him another link. Dude, don't say Sergeant Pepper. That's what happens. So apparently we have 40 minutes at a time with you. I saw it count down, but I didn't know that was a thing. And I'm like, all right, well, I guess I just ignored that.

But yeah, that's it. I know. I saw the same thing. I just it countdown. I think that was a thing. And I'm like, all right, well, because I just ignored that. But yeah, I know I saw the same thing. I'm just ignore that. I was there like, I mean, I should say something, but this pat not as well bashing is too good. So what's going on? We were having fun. Yes. All right.

I just have a few more things to finish up with. One of the things. Did you watch any other episode? Or did you just listen to the pat? Pat, I'm just one man But I was obsessed I couldn't What else did you pick up on what am I messing on these other episodes? That he is autistic

When someone has a pain he doesn't let it go like when he said like the death thing like without any feeling with Chris Deathguard Chris is like quickly like it was hard when I started to get fame, but then I was happy to be in a middle spot. And he goes, Oh, yeah, because you had that terrible anxiety that almost crippled and ruined your life. And he's like, Yeah, that. And then he like continued to kind of like ask about it. Like did the paparazzi make you know, I said, I never really had that, but I would be scared

people were following me. And he'd be like, Yeah, that must have been terrifying. And he's just like, yeah, can we move on to? Like, he's on, he doesn't care about your pain. He just asked some questions, because he's not a real person. Well, right. And I think that's what I was trying to demonstrate

when I showed that Patton's like, okay, this is over. We're not going to end this. I got a pee and he goes, okay, let me just ask you three more questions. Like, no, are you not listening to me? Are you just on a script and on the script and say, the or oh, yeah, it's not like someone's gonna go. He didn't ask the life meaning thing. I how am I gonna move on? Oh, subscribe. I need bad nose wants guidance. If I went to a top of a mountain and the wise man was that summy retard, I'd

be so got him. I'm sad. I got to need his knowledge. So this is another example of Andy Richter, not paying attention or not knowing or not listening, trying to make a joke, which wouldn't have been a good joke anyway. Patent gets very confused here. So that's the same thing with the sign feel bit. He's like going, he's sitting at that. He's sitting at the, he's at the olive tree. After doing and again, the bit is not worth. He's like, how sad that man needs to go to better restaurants. He really, that's the way I'm going. I'm going to go to my, no, I'm going to my, I'm all of tree. I'm sorry. Wow. The olive guy is not a good restaurant. Good Good bit Andy. That's what we're talking about. Not even that your listeners go to the Olive Garden.

Yeah, right. Stupid fuck. Like the people that are listening can't afford the Olive Tree. They get breadsticks. Look at you. You're a breadstick. Like you should know your audience. You should have been like, oh, that's cool that he hangs out there. I love it there. We're all family. No, he's like, oh, wow, you should do better. Yeah, he should have been like, oh, that's cool that he hangs out there. I love it there. We're all family. No, he's like, oh, wow, you should do better. Yeah, he should have said, I love the Avgarn, especially the one off the 405. If you take the time to the 45, the 45, yeah, that's my favorite one. That one's great.

What's in this music intro? Oh, that's a bill, it's hillbilly shit. Yeah, it's a really bizarre and generic. Hey everybody, it's Andy Richter. You're listening to the three questions. Sounds like Gary from San Diego. It's very, very exciting about that. I don't know how much money Andy made, but I think he has enough to not use generic, non-licensed music.

Doesn't it sound like he typed in music for my podcast? Yeah, podcast intro, fun country. So bad. He's on ear wolf and Conan O'Brien's network, and they can't get an artist to make something for him. I'm sure he's get an artist to make something for him. I'm sure he's met an artist that could have made something. He's met a million musicians because he's asked one that's on the show, hey, can you strum something?

Sing about me. I don't know. It's something. It was all have Conan sing. Anything's better than that fucking William Wilson 3 2 chase playing at the beginning. Conan plays guitar. All right, this is the last clip that I have and get ready to get pissed off because as a lot of people know, the show that we do is myself and producer Chris

and we invite on guest co-host to come on. And beyond that, there's nothing else going on here. This show that you just heard with an autistic idiot asking stupid questions to a guy who can't be funny to save his life. With so many people... For his life. We're not people who took to make this episode. The three questions of the Indie Richter is a team co-co-enuole production.

It is produced by Lane Gerbeck, engineered by Marina Pies, and talent produced by Khalid Zahayik. These associate producers, Jen St. Pals, supervising producer Aaron Blair, an executive producers Adam Saxon, Jeff Rossettine Coco, and Colin Anderson and Cody Fisher at Earwolf. Make sure to rate and review the three questions at Andy Richter on Apple Podcasts. Can't you tell my loves are growing? I counted nine people.

Ships. Nine people to produce that horse shit. It makes sense though, because I think in that logic, it was one guy started producing it and going, oh, I can't, I can't, and he tapped in, and the other one's like, all right, and they all think them in its spots and do it. I like it as a talent producer.

Like, what talent? You asked them to stutter? Like, what did you ask them to do? St. Jews. Like all right, good off, St. Jews. Why are there four executive producers? That means they were putting money into it as an investment to hope to get a come money back. What are you getting?

You just lost the olive garden as your only sponsor. What are you going to do? Yeah, I'd be like, hey, can you take my name off of the credits? Please, I don't want to be associated with the shit. I've heard of this is my money. Now my notification on it. What's that? You notice whose name wasn't on it? Conan O'Brien. Oh, my God.

But Conan's not touching that's a very good point. Yes. All right. It is time for Bridge of the week. Bridge of the week. And this first cringe of the week comes in from our old friend Adam Thoreau. He used to send these in all the time to us, but I think he's wise up. It's not listening to the shitty podcast so much. But this is a show called the podcast that wouldn't die.

And this is from episode 157 of that show. Here's the description of the show. The podcast that wouldn't die is a new podcast where Kevin and Aaron review various films. You get to update that when you get into your 157th episode. It's no longer a new podcast. Anyway, apparently Aaron is very drunk. And yes, she pronounces it Star Trek. But the quality of makeup is amazing because whatever you get possessed, the makeup doesn't go beyond the jawline. It does not.

It involves white contacts and some like 1964 Star Trek makeup if it only was like you put a Jabberwacky mask on your head. That is correct. Wow. She makes and haste sound coherent. Something Paula Poundstone. Like she has that like over retard and better. She can say Jabberwacky, but she can't say Star Trek. How do you get points? Yeah. She had no issue with Jabberwong. She had a very Ted Kennedy-esque

voice. It was a strange voice to go. I'm going to be on the air a lot. That's coming from me that has the worst voice for the radio. Well, I assume she's wasted. I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt of this one. Oh, no, I mean, I don't know how old you're listeners are, but she sounds like, remember that like that cerebral palsy girl on different strokes that would tell jokes? Yes. She grew up and didn't die. I'm sure that woman died, but like if she didn't die, this is her. She's not drunk. She just pulled it up. All right. We have a second. We have a second, Krigel the Week that came in from deeply unprincipled on our sub-reddit.

And this is Lex Friedman had Duncan Trussell on his show. And for some reason, Duncan decided to read a poem at the end of the episode. He doesn't have a lot of things. Can I read you a poem? Okay. Let's end our conversation to poem. I love it. It's by

Pierce, by Shelley, probably miss pronouncing the name, but I think you'll get it right away to pronounce it. Thank you. Thank you. I'm Aussie Mandius. I met a traveler from an antique land who said to vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert. Near them on the sand, half sunk, a shattered visage lies whose frown and wrinkle lip and sneer of cold command, tell that its sculptor, well those passions read, which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, the hand that mocked them and the heart that fed, and on the pedestal these words appear. My name is Ozzy Mandius, King of Kings.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Nothing beside remains, around the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless in bare, the lone and level sand stretch far away. All gone. He holds the king. Look on my works ye mighty and despair. And this is a clip that Lex Friedman put out as like a separate couple of roles this episode that he had with with Duncan. That's how he ended his last Rogan appearance is Lex Friedman likes to read poems and Rogan was kind of like, yeah, I guess he could read a poem and then he just did that too. And he's read something. He's like, they talked about the Ukraine. They talked about Lex Fried Freeman getting too drunk and hammered in Vegas.

And they're like, let's do a poem and ruin this thing that was good. I don't know why he does that, but he's trying. I think he thinks it makes him human. But that was Duncan doing that, right? But I'm pretty sure he's making it on his show. He's making the guests. You think so? Re-bombs.

Yeah. Because I've heard on other ones that the other guests do it. So that's like his format. He's, Duncan Tresill is on lots of drugs in a maniac. Yeah, I can't imagine him. He would even think that was good. Okay. I was gonna ask you how you felt about Duncan. So I think you've made that clear. I can take it in small doses just like the mushrooms that he does. But like when he's when he's on Rogan and the two of them are dressed like patriots on the 4th of July talking about like how fun it was to rape back in the day, that's not the

same guy that's doing poems and stuff. So it's like, I think Lex tries to do that to make himself feel human or endearing because he's a robot. So it's like, it's weird in that way, but yeah, I can't imagine he would just read on purpose. He has a terrible voice for reading. I like that you microdose, Duncan Trussell. That really is the way to go. It's all we can do it once a year.

It brings you happiness that way. Too much urin addicts. So I don't want to peel back the curtain too much, but I actually asked Pat if you would read a poem for our fans today. Pat, did you have that prepared? Are you ready to? Yes. It's ashes to ashes, industrial dust, if Liberace 8 push eats,

they'll be with us. Thank you very much. You're welcome. I need to be ready with some. I don't know why I hate my legs. All right, I got a quick OP thing that I've been wanting to get to that I think will be fun. And again, this is a clip that's up on YouTube

that OP himself put up on YouTube because he's an idiot. So to vilify the guy that actually started the whole damn thing, that's just mental illness playing out, I guess. OP, you know, he was such a big show and yet people vilify you so much. I don't, Anthony's not doing as well without you either. Sure, you're doing worse, but neither of you are as good apart. So remember, Opie put this out as a clip to promote the Opie radio show with someone

saying, you guys both suck. You suck worse, but you're both sorry. Don't feel too bad. You are. You both suck, but at least that one guy has listeners. There's a difference. And listen to his reaction here Pat because Pat has been on Anthony's show. It's where I first met Pat. I know you're on there again recently. You've seen compound media. You know the operations they have over there. There's a lot of shows going on. People subscribe to it. They pay for it. People can punch the last off. There's a last lot going out there and listen to what this idiot Opie says. I'm doing worse. My

pet my podcast numbers would say very differently. David day. I'm not. What are you talking about? Opie? I see your numbers. them. You get dozens of people watching you live. And OP's trying to pretend that like, I'm actually killing it right now. They used to work for you when you were on serious XM and the bosses love what we're doing. Man, it's really happy with us. Okay, you can lie about that,

but you can't lie to us now. Oh, it's not working out. In, okay, the number of things you can look up of troll YouTube channels that just make fun of OP, that's half of your listeners. So when you have 48, 24 of the views are like, tenacious, or handsome tea and people like that who just take the clip and shit on you. So you have four listeners.

Yeah, the rest of them are Benjamin Tucker. Yes, that's not going well. Four times. Yeah, David, David, I'm not doing worse, Jesus. I decided to just kind of have fun for a while. And then if something pops in my head where I want to, you know, develop something again, then I'll go for that. But until then, I'm just enjoying my life.

I'm enjoying my family. So I am not, be a thots with Anthony by any means. But I do know this about the guy. He's also enjoying his life, quite a bit actually, and still making money. So he's got that. You know, I'm gonna say now more than ever because now he's just even caring who's on. He's like, I'm gonna have, you know, a clan member Wednesdays with Kevin McGinnis. They just have a great time.

I'm like, I'm gonna go put me on Wednesday. I forgot my sheet. But like, it's, it's, but obviously he's just doing what he wants to do and enjoying putting it out and giving other people opportunity to do stuff. And while Opie's on the beach staring at a dog during his podcast, I've watched that one one time. He just watched the dog run and left the camera on for 20 minutes. He didn't say anything. He just watched the dog run. I'm enjoying live streaming in the morning with

a cup of coffee and that's it. I don't know why they've vilified me so much. I mean, I was looked at as the boss, which sucks. You never want to be looked at as the boss. But the fact is, and you know, stuff like this pisses off Anthony, but it is the truth. I developed the open Anthony show. I was doing a version of opian Anthony before. What do you mean that pisses Anthony off? He always gives you credit for, this is the break he got into the radio business. I don't think he would deny that.

He dragged me into this. I wasn't gonna do it. You gave me this. He gives him credit for that always. Yeah, and it's crazy too, because Stuttering John's the opposite. He's like, I would've been famous without Howard Stern. I was destined for fame.

Anthony's actually leveled how to guy and goes, no, I would without OP, giving me a chance. You know, I wouldn't, I'd still be not content of the fuck he was doing. And OP's tries to create the straw man argument. I know that Anthony likes to say that I had nothing to do with the OP in Anthony's show, but actually, my name is OP, which is half of that.

Like, no, we know. Which is very proud of you. Most of his listeners like Anthony better anyway. So when he says that, the comments are like, that's not true. And there's like no fight. Yeah, it's just like, no chance. It's not like, yeah, Pat, it's not like he's developed new fans. It's not like he's like reaching out there and not as people's like, oh, he used to be

a host of an all radio show. And no idea. I just, I just know your Facebook streams. Yeah, I'm sure some people think he's dead What happened? Why is Anthony alone now? I know Anthony's his own thing didn't I'll be die? I was doing a version of opian Anthony before Anthony and then I realized that Anthony would be yeah I'm funny version of it where you played records talking about I just I would just ask the Anthony to speak but there was no one there Yeah, there would have been jokes here, but there's no co-hosts. So there's no jokes huge

A huge get before the vision I had for a giant radio show So to vilify the guy that actually started the whole damn thing, that's just mental illness playing out, I guess. Well, that's mental illness. The reason why people say that is because everyone who used to work with you hates your guts now. Every single person hates your fucking guts. I don't know why they vilify me because they hate you

because you're unlikable in every single way. That's why. Him being unlikable and uninteresting is what made that the greatest show ever because then they had to have people like Patrice and Burr and Louis and everyone be on all the time because they're like, we gotta do anything to shut up OP. So it's like the simple fact that it became like the first podcast in a way because all these comments got this to talk if Opie was interesting we would have never heard but trees as much as we did So it's a goodness he sucks. That's a really good point. They're like can we just stack the room with people talking because otherwise Opie is gonna be opening his mouth and we can't have that if he starts up. Let's let everybody else

All these brilliant Rogan everybody come on in start saying funny stuff Let's have a guy Pugana guy. Let's have a retard's boner pop up. Anything to stop. They're like, Opie from chatting. They're like, how desperate are you? I'm like, can we get rich boss in here? And put a microphone in front of him. That's how desperate we are for anyone to have a microphone.

Let's put a camera on Bobo's penis. Anything just to stop Opie from chatting. All right, that is one of the best bits ever. They they talked to Bobo about like, Saxon stuff and you watch his pants grow and then he talks about the Mets and his pants go back down. They talk about this and he just keep doing this too. I mean, this goes back and forth, not for now. It's one of the greatest things ever. We had him on my POS podcast. He was like, let's have him on. I'm like, sweet. I don't know this is going to work.

Like when he's just a guest, but we asked him about that. And he's like, I like those ladies. He just, he just owns it. He's like, yeah, then he named other women he get bonus for. Now it was weird, but like, I've told this story before, but it's been a minute. The first time I was at Anthony's show, Bobo was there in the green room. And I said hi to him. And he big tied to me.

He's to go, and then when he saw that I was out of the show with Anthony because he thought I was just like hanging out or whatever. All of a sudden now he wants to talk to me. Oh, okay, this guy's a star fucker. I see what's going on here. Same thing to me. Yeah. I said, oh, it's your bubble. He kind of just stared at me. And then when I went home after being on the show, he Instagram friend requested me to see there. He's not dumb. Well, no, wait, hold on a second, he is dumb.

Speaking of dumb. Yeah. We have a lot to catch up on with Stuttering John because there's been a lot of nonsense going on over there. Let's see. I'm not going to comment on this, but I'm not going to be a civil one. It's going to be a criminal one. That's all I'll say about that. There was a comment up on the screen about suing Patreon and Kevin, which is me in this case, and he says, there is a lawsuit coming, and it's not going to be civil, it's going

to be criminal, which is not how lawsuits work john is not the fby he cannot bring a criminal case against me and the fact that he thinks he can tells me he's not talking to a real attorney he does not have representation if he thinks that he can actually have me arrested and sent to prison

for laughing at him what you'd also have to be arrested first. Well Pat, the funny thing is that he actually called our local police department and dragged about it on Twitter and his show saying, oh yeah, I had a great conversation with the RPD today. Really dude? Imagine taking that call.

Yeah. You're the police. It's like, hi, it's me, Stunner and John. It's like, what? I would hang up. Like, no, enough kids. Yeah. It's the stunt boy from Howard's turn. This guy's always hilarious. All right. What's up, buddy? Yeah. On the other line is the jerky boys. I was calling for the 90s. What are we doing here? Yeah. This guy was like, oh, two days away from retirement. Damn, and I gotta deal with this. I gotta go Mr. T's online too.

Like, what the fuck are you doing? All right, this is a very dehydrated, Suttering John. The other day, last Saturday, he had an open house, because he's selling his apartment. And so he had a clean everything up and get it ready for an open house because he's selling his apartment. And so he had a clean everything up and get it ready for this open house. And he got very tuckered from this.

And it was probably hungover. I mean, who's to say? But a lot of times, if I had too much to drink the night before, I'll be dehydrated the next day. A lot of times, that's what causes that. Yes. Yeah, baby. Welcome to the world, famous Stuttering John podcast. With your favorite world famous host, Stuttering John Melendez. Sorry that I had to start a little late today, but I'll be honest with you. Finally.

I felt like it was in a pass-down. It's true. It was sweating my freaking co-ionies off. You're watching? I'm co-ionies. Okay. I was cleaning the place since 9 o'clock. Even after I had a deep cleaned.

Vacupping upstairs, downstairs. I just want to point out, his apartment is not a big place It's less than a thousand square feet and he already paid someone to come over and clean it and all you have to do was kind of like routine maintenance cleaning And listen to how difficult this was for a cop it's flaws Throwing out old umbrella is Mike stands and Mike stands. Whoa! I would do that two separate days.

I'm brothers on Tuesday. Mike stands on Thursday. You did all the smording? Holy shit. The system. No wonder. Are you cleaning your apartment or recovering from her tank and tree?

Why do you have all these random things? And by the way, how boring is your show that you car are like, hey, you know what? I know his apartment size. I'm like, what is he talking what? I know his apartment size. I'm like, what is he talking about on that show? We got a big, big episode.

I cleaned today and I have an open house. No, your home is now, dude. Like that's what's happening. He literally opened his show with this content. It's hanging onto at least one umbrella. Yeah, you're gonna need it. So you're gonna need it. Lifting shit up and down and

up and then, uh, those both just everything, you know, one injury this and that. Oh, yeah, yeah. I hope in the bathroom and watching all the dishes and yeah, like anyone else in the world scrubbing the floors right there is clay I'm doing the dishes he said that he had to do the carpet the floors and now the floor is again

she says great Jesus Christ. That was vacuping. I washed a glass, and then I washed a cup, and then I washed a saucer. Yeah, Jesus Christ. And then I paused, I took it, I was talking out, and then I cleaned the plate. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. It was a big dent. It was.

And I was breaking a sweat. Jesus. It's good. Look at him chug his OJ. And I just said, I was, I have a juice. The last time I felt this way

was when I was dehydrated. Now, granted, I had a lot of liquids yesterday. Of course you did, John. 18 of them. 18 liquids yesterday. And here I have all dehydrated. Of course you did, John. 18 of them. 18 liquids yesterday. And here I am, all dehydrated. I can't figure it out.

It's quite liquid, comes in 30 packs sometimes. No, not just beer. Not just, oh, not just beer. Okay, thanks for correcting us. I think the John knew exactly what we were gonna say. There was musketeal. I had a large, high sea fruit punch. I had a large, high-sea fruit punch. I had a cocktail that was ice in it, that's water.

Why is he name dropping? Yeah, high-sea, by the way, a high-sea fruit punch is something that a child drinks. I had my fruity, drink box. Mr. give that back. Which means he went to the McDonald's drive-through. And where else are you getting high seats? Yeah, it's a good point Tony Michaels

Shit we got 10 minutes again I had a high large high-sea fruit punch I had plenty of water as salt to water regular water But I don't see more butts. You're exactly right. It's a few chicks Plenty of water, is salt to water, regular water. But I don't know. See more butts here exactly right. It's a few chicks. We should have rolled butts for that. Then I clean the vacuum clean,

throw all the stuff out of the balcony. What about you? He threw all the balls out of the balcony. I know Kenoga Park's a dumb but dude. That was a little respect for the place. I threw a vacuum down. I hit Andy Richter. He was interviewing Pat Naswall on the second floor. He lived in the who gives a fuck up box.

And then I got to go back downstairs and get the filter. Then I realized the attachment for the filter and I got to go back downstairs and get the filter then I realized the attachment for the filter's gone and I got to go back downstairs. Well, we had to go downstairs. Jesus, that is a lot of work. I started sweating. I actually stepped three times. Look for your attachment.

It's not dead. And I get back upstairs. I find the top of the filter. Then I got to put that on. This sounds like a you problem more than anything else. Yeah, it sounds like you fucked up. Was this the plan for the podcast? Like, it sounds like a rich,

but deep, for detail of everything I did. Then I took a breath. I breathe out. Then I breathe in. Then I breathe out again and continue. I was even notes like mention the filter. I don't get about the filter and the downstairs and the upstairs. Seem more butts like filter dog. I heard he likes that.

I was at a freaking breath. He still are ever since I had those strokes. That's how it's been for me. Anyway, there's the link. Ever since I had those strokes. That's how it's been for me Anyway, there's the link Send me money. Oh, he's shit. How do I get them to like me? Oh, I had strokes. Remember remember when I had strokes It took away my only good thing my stutter

Anything to do with being dehydrated if you had strokes in past, I don't know. I don't think so. I don't think that's how that works. I mean, during it, you can get thirsty. Ha, ha, ha, ha. All right. So John gets a super chat here, and I know not everyone can see this. I will read it to you.

This is interesting. On it, this one. Anonymous. Liberal. Thanks for the 10 bucks. I even devise I want to make that YouTube name anonymous. All right, it says I would advise everyone to make their YouTube name anonymous. The last time I donated on here, I was doxed on WATP Discord and someone named Carl called my place of employment to get me fired.

So this is what people are doing to Jad, they're fucking with them. They're telling him all this crazy shit and he believes it because he's a fucking moron. Jad, you fall for this every time. And also, Hintikubi is talking about your kids right now. You fall for every fucking time you moron. He was Doc, someone who's fucking things on Discord. So, yeah. You won't say my name. Don't worry about it. What's the last one?

Don't worry about it. Because I'm handling all of that right as we speak. And yeah. So don't buy this out. You don't worry about it. I'm gonna tell you a little bit more. He's handling all of this as we speak. He's't buy this out with a detail. He's handling all of this as we speak. He's collecting all this. By the way, what he's doing right now is screencapsuring that comment,

because that's going to go in his evidence bin. Everything that people tell him, he's screencapturing all of the subreddits, all of our discord and going, see Carl, I was talking about my kids on a super secret bait, ran up a sound. They're all goofy. out of you, John. You fucking idiot. I don't know, Carl. At one point I just believed you, but after his defense of, yeah, I believe him now. That was a good. He said, I got.

I had a stroke. Let me see if I get you back on my side here, Pat. I want to go. I want to go all the way back to September of 2020 back before John got a little self conscious about his alcohol problem. It would actually be honest about how much he would drink. I think this is pretty telling. That's how I do it. And that's why I am in impeccable shape. But I have to be because I, you know, you drink 12, 13 cause lights at night, you know, you're going to have to maybe even 14 if it's a good one. 15 maybe if I'm really,

you know, like, like tonight might be a big one because I got the Yankees and the NFL. So it is, it'll be a long night. His hands are tied here, guys. It's two sporting events going on. There's two things on TV. Oh, stranger thing is he got to get caught up on. It's probably going to be 2022 cool lights tonight. There's a parade and a kids belly recital. I got two things. I got to go watch right now. Holy shit. And then this is a fun little clip from a recent episode where he has a guest on and the guest is trying to explain to John that you can disagree with people from the other political party but you

can do it with grace and politeness and kindness. And there's a way to go about it that does have to be so abrasive. And this is such a foreign concept to stuttering John Melendez. He doesn't even know what she's talking about. He's literally confused by every word she says here. I try to disagree with Grace and I know that that is not everybody's cup of tea, but I think that's something that you need and somebody that is representing a really diverse group of people. You guys are joking, but literally that's how dumb John is. This is a mystery spot. A main is very different.

You try and disagree with what? Disagree with grace. With grace. With grace, with kindness and politeness, even though I... You disagree with kindness? I try. I mean, that doesn't mean that I change my opinion or I'm a different person It just means I use a little less step down Lego language a lot of the time But do you understand what you just said you disagree with kindness? Yeah, yeah, no, oh my god

Oh my god, like this is real. This is real. This isn't who's on first Where did you meet kindness? This is what Howard Sir has been saying this for decades. John is funny when he's not trying to be funny. That's when you're funny, John. You're not a comedian. He really believes that this woman hears someone be nice and goes, fuck you. He's being polite. John, I'm giving him a spite. I know you're listening. He's being polite.

God, I'm giving him a spite. I know you're listening. God, she's being polite in her disagreement. That's what she's saying. I like to be a contacine people. That's my motto. First of all, now I got a Google grace. How do you spell that?

How many asses are there in that? I think you can kindly tell somebody that they're really f and wrong. So in other words, you agree with being kind. Right. Yes, but you just said I'm trying to make my agreement. What? I'm kind in my language choices when I disagree. Now, you'll see that on Twitter. You'll see me interact with people that are very toxic to me and I'm happy to have a conversation I'm just not going to go down They're rabbit. Okay, I get it now. Look let me say thank you to Mark safe from being rated bahawking for the five bucks Okay, why are you talking?

What a fucking idiot. Let me thank the bahawking real quick Because he's important. lady, for sharing your toxicity. The Baja King. Just throw me five bucks. All right, Pat, I have a clip that I've been very excited to get to. It's a longer clip. So do you have time?

Can I reconnect with you so that we don't cut off? OK, I'm going to send you another like, I fucking hate Zoom. It is my least favorite thing. Don't tell Pat that. I don't want Pat and I was really putting me off today. Sponsored by Zoom. Oh shit, is it? It might be.

It's a real possibility and Olive Garden. So the only time that John wasn't fucking confused confusing that club was when he was being smug thinking that he was correcting the broad. Isn't that great? Yeah, let me tell you what you just said. You don't see. Let me tell you what you just said, like a dummy. And instead of saying, no, John, you're a retard.

Yeah. She was disagreeing with kindness again. Yeah, it's you're right. She was. She was disagreeing with kindness again. Yeah, she's right. She was demonstrating the things that she says she likes to do. Here's how you do it. It's incredible. Fucking incredible. This guy.

All right, Pat, you ready? I'm ready. All right, this is great. John just had a big falling out with one of his bartender friends. There's so much to discuss here. Tell me to pause it at any time as we go through this. This is fan fucking And this is a fact. I will no longer attend. He's got the figure up. I'll tell you that this bot 10, there is work in it. Okay.

First off, I want to point out that the scroll on the bottom is that thing to donate to the friend of a friend who's going through chemo treatment. So, and I guess I didn't realize that when we were goofing on this last time, what he's doing is illegal. You can't ask for charity, unless you're keeping books on that. He's asking people to donate to a charity that's his PayPal address.

That's illegal. I love you. So kind of not profit tax thing, which you know he does not have. You cannot, no comedy shows. He's got to have something, but he can't just ask for and say I'm gonna give it to him Yeah, you need to be like a 503 C like do you have to register with the government to do this kind of thing

You can't just tell people like give me the money. I'm good for it. I'll give it to the charity And that's I counted I counted 503 C's I wrote them all down and it's five I did it Can't believe the girls got leukemia let let it. I want the money and try. They got to filter for it. It's good. It's literally what he's doing. And holy shit.

OK. So we've already established. She's upset. There's a bartender involved. This is a lot. Let's get it. No more pub. I have been going for years to certain pubs to support this bartender.

All the time, she happened to move from one venue to another. I don't need to get into the details. You just did. And since then, even though people said oh You guys aren't gonna support her anymore after a week or two What's been five months? Yeah, who the fuck was said? Like what said you know what Johnny, but you would even go drink it that fire like I sure will he leaves this house You know said that the guy who owns the other bar You're not gonna go she's not gonna fuck you John. other bar. Yeah. Like, you're not going to go.

She's not going to fuck you, John. She didn't fuck you. She's not going to fuck you. That show fuck me. Pat, you have already picked up on something very early out of this discussion. I used to bartend. I know regulars during the day. That's what he is.

Yes, correct. Yes. Because this is what John is. John's angry that he was rejected and is turning into a political thing, but listen to us, this is great. You guys aren't going to support her anymore after a week or two. It's been five months. I still go to the various different places that this part turned the ghost to.

But that ends now. I follow it to the bank. Sometimes I look at a window and I know what she does. I know what she lives. I guess you could call me a gentleman. Last night, well yesterday, after the Yankees, took another heartbreaking loss. I went and mailed things that were helping one of our beloved chatters, whose loved one is undergoing expensive chemo treatments. And I mailed this person a group on for chemo. I met 50% off your next treatment.

I saw a billboard that said, why be bald forever? And I sent them to go pot in the wake. I mailed something that I've tamed from one of my buddies at one of the various watering holes that I go to. So what John just described again, another federally illegal act is he mailed drugs to someone who's going through treatment. I got this substance. I'm not gonna tell you who I got it from or where I got it, but I did put it in the mail, the US mail, it had a ship across state lines.

I bought weed from a guy and a ball and he got me a shot of yaga, it was a good deal. What a fuck. You are all accomplices now The police I already called to my car Tiffany I see you waiting on the wings, but you're not on video. This is a video show. You just scolded the gas. I so.

Who isn't even on the show yet? You don't have to turn your camera while you're waiting for the asshole to talk about the bartender who's been addicted to them. You could wait and hang out with your camera off, John. There might be cleavage. That's not what I'm thinking. Yeah. So. go to the pub, I'm not gonna name which one it is. Okay. Who cares? And I get my balls busted because he ain't he's lost and that's fine.

Oh good. But then I like that he's like, I have a good sense of humor. So it's fine, you know, I can roll with the punches everyone. And also means that like this shit like that he's like I have a good sense of humor. So it's fine. You know, I can roll with the punches everyone Sure, and also means that like this shit bar that he goes to is so over that he used to be famous Yeah, when he walks in they're like the Yankees lost you piece of shit That's all they yelling him You know as a Yankee fan not like the once famous guy. That's hilarious That's a really good point His identity is that he roots for the Yankees and the Giants. Nothing he was on the Howard Stern show in J.Y.L.

He was from Bobbiboui Jr. to norm from cheer Jr. like that's what he began. The actual generous person who helped me with something that our chatter needed. You're drug dealer. We got it. Okay. You said that's your drug dealer. Yeah. All right. And her and our loved one. They helped me this person. He doesn't want to think that he's a good guy, but he's a damn good guy. Who doesn't want to think that they're a good guy? Why does Chad say things like this? No, this person would tell you that he's an asshole, but I'm gonna go ahead and say, pretty good guy.

If you need a stuttering down translation, what he tried to say was, he doesn't want it out there that he donated this. He just wants to do it out of the kindness of his heart. And he took it as, he hates me and known to be good. He's a filthy Mexican who I like drugs for. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

You wouldn't think a guy named Javier would be good people but wait no, you know what I mean? Wait no Most of our scum of the earth don't get me wrong, but this is one of the good ones It wouldn't give me more guacamole for free, but he gave me the weed for the chemo bitch and her daughter Anyway, I'm doing shut up in the back. Shut up when I'm ready for you yet Shut up in the back, shut up when I'm ready for you yet. And turn the camera on again. I'm a good person. You have chemo that shut the fuck off.

I don't think that he's a good guy, but he is a damn good guy. Because he and his wife are real God and I am this person needed. That would be very, very helpful. So now he's bringing the cop to this, too. And it wasn't just him, it was his wife also, who supplied this illegal dark attic, that I then shipped through the US mail.

Is that true? He's drunk at a bar, talking this guy's ear off about some woman, these are one of them, no. And to the point where the guy's like, dude, I'll get you weed, just leave me the fuck alone. Just leave me alone. I don't know who you are. I'm 28. I don't know your life. I wasn't alive when you were known.

Please get away from me. Pass the pretzel bowl back. Get your fists out of the pretzels. So I'll give you weed for your fake person that's dying. We know the weeds for you. I like that past pretending it's exaggerating, but he's not. No, that's not exactly what's happening.

Well, you really didn't bartend, didn't you? He's got a lot of... He's out of town. And I went to the post office and I melded. 45 homeers, Mom. 45. And I melded. And then I get to this thing, then there is that, that generous guy.

Again, too many fucking details. The way this guy tells the story and then I took a left and then I took a right and then there's a mailbox. I open the door to the mailbox. Upstairs, downstairs. Did he say 45 homers in the middle of that? I think so, yeah. I think they're probably talking about judge.

But nobody was talking. He just gave us a stand because it's really the chat at the same time Distracted yeah, you know what I didn't pick up on that when he said 45 and the one he was talking about that's funny You're paying attention. I like that Who turns to me and up the where? Five six feet apart with various individuals including this certain bartender. It's right, painting a picture.

You know, in that little... I'm respecting the restraining order he had given me from six feet apart. Yeah, exactly. There's no way he could smell my P.O. I was six feet away from him. I thought COVID was over, but whenever I go in the bar, everyone says I must stay six feet apart from them. It's not for anybody else for some reason. Everyone puts out a mask.

They weren't wearing masks before it came in. I was like, they just put a mask over my face. And a bag. This generous man just says, man, Trump is a fucking hypocrite. This is a man who has been crappin' on Biden for a while, although it's all turning around, isn't it, folks? We'll get to that today. John gets very confused.

He doesn't think that you could dislike both Biden and Trump at the same time, which is very doable. Yeah. Extremely doable. He's always confused by that. That's a Yankee Red Sock mentality though. Yes. Like if you're a huge Yankee event, you can't like guys like him don't know what to do when Roger Clements came to their team. He's like, what do I do? He's a communist. How do I handle this? No, he's a man with a job. As long as Johnny Damon shaves his beard, that I can root for him. That's, that's fine. Yeah.

And, John, you know, there's also the Orioles and the blue jays. What? I had no idea. I like Orioles. They're good. They double stops my favorite. I guess you're the sort of Tampa Bay Ray.

It's what I've been probably a better. They used to be the devil race. It would have been a better example. But then people, the satanic cult people got involved and said, no, that evil. And then the race killed that Steve Irwin guy. I met him one time. He stands now.

And if you want to donate money to Steve Irwin, send it to me and I'll get it to Steve Irwin. I'm going to hunt that crocodile. If you just give to my PayPal, I probably shouldn't say his daughter's getting hot, but his daughter's getting dirty, you know anyway. What I'm saying, I'd hunt whole crocodile with that sea with a thing. Everyone joined in to the conversation.

Yeah, you know, this is the guy that said, anybody who pleads to fifth is guilty, only the mob pleads to fifth, said anybody who pleads to fifth is guilty. Only the mob pleads to fifth and then he pleads to fifth. Because he's a fucking hypocrite. John calling someone a hypocrite is insane. This is a guy who literally in the last two weeks has said that he is going to sue Patreon because they promote racist and anti-Semitic content when we have so many examples of John using the N word, talking about Jew boys, so many

different examples of all these things that he's done. And he's sitting here going, that Trump guy, he's a hypocrite. Okay. Well, what I was saying was I wish they'd also promote me. They're promoting that other anti-Semitic stuff. Promote my anti-Semitic stuff. As my friend stated. But the bartender is suffering from severe BDS.

And let me just give you an example that happened before. You know a BDS is? No. So I guess it's Biden derangement syndrome. Oh, I thought it was like some kind of diary of the mouth, but like with different words. I didn't know what it was. Yeah. I think I don't talk about it.

Big dumb stuttering is that what BDS is? Yeah. She's suffering from the same thing that I have. BDS. I have misophiliaoma and BDS. I saw them from both of being in a factory in 1978. the same thing that I have, I have misophilia, I have misophilia, I'm an ampedia, I suffer from both of being a factory in 1978. Anyway, back to my story, no one cares about when this bartender made the ridiculous statement that Joe Biden was suffering from dementia. And

I, is that ridiculous? It's yourself's yourself. Right. He's not right. Then he said he's stiff kids. He's not stiff enough. He's taking it in their essence. He's getting young. It's what he's doing. It's how you stay youth. That Joe Biden was suffering from dementia. And I, of course, said, really, you mean more so than Trump? Hey, she says, that's not an answer to our current president has dementia. Yeah, but this other guy does too. So what? That doesn't mean anything to anyone. Again, Pat, you've broken it down perfectly. This is a red socks Yankees mentality. It's like, yeah, your closers are very good. Yeah, but your closers, the worst. Yeah, but I know what you're not going to win a world series if you don't have

a closer, but that'd be even better if he said your closer is the worst and mine's the best. Instead, he goes really not as much as you just did say as dementia. Yeah. Yeah. As much dementia as the other guy has. Yeah. If I was writing it down, I'd put that lesser than an equal sign and I put that over the mentor and I put Biden here and Trump. No politics at the pub. Yeah, from you, from you, John, you're obnoxious. No one wants to hear you talk.

You're an idiot. You don't know what you're talking about. You come into the pub, you scream about Trump and they're like, shut the fuck up. You loser. Also no sports. Yeah. Also no panhandling. How about that? Can I get some free weed and some money for leukemia Jones? Also no johns. Yeah, but john Smither were there. No, we said no

johns. That's not a sin now. So in other words, she could talk her political views, but she can't hear anybody else's that is opposing hers. No, she can say that Biden is dementia because he probably does, and she doesn't want to hear what you're fucking opinion is on Trump. That's what she's telling you, John. She's probably been hearing this guy talk about Trump for three and a half years, and she can't fucking take it anymore. And it's also, and like we said, bartender talks, Drums forget they don't work there.

Yeah. So it's like, no, she's saying, hey, I'm an employee and you're getting annoying and you're going to hurt my tips. So stop talking about this and you can't, yeah, she could also unlock the door and lock the door. She can also call the door, unlock the door. She can also call the police and throw you out. She has different levels than you because she works there. And you followed her to her next job, which is terrifying.

Yes, oh my God. Pat is a spot out of it. I'm so glad that we did this segment with Pat. He's got this on. I'll quickly figure it out. I want to open a bar with Pat. It's like no politics. What want to open a bar with Pat. No politics. What do I do?

And no beer. We're at the pub. One of the patrons, my good friend, says Trump is a fucking hypocrite. And I say, yeah, yeah, I've been seeing it all along, guys. And everybody was complaining about Obama golfing too much or whatever it was. And yeah, he exceeded him in one year, no, Obama's eight years at the golf course. Yeah, remember that?

And what does this bartender do? She starts trashing Joe Biden and telling now, you have to understand, folks, this is an open discussion. It's not one-on-one. Yeah, see, I don't think anyone else at the bar knew that. I don't think anyone else at the bar thought this was an open discussion that anyone could get involved in. I think she was just talking to her front or possible coworker.

No, I think she's just talking to her front or possible co-worker. No, I think she's just going against, never meet someone you don't like. So what no other opinion they have, you do the opposite just to make them mad. No, they would leave. But then that person takes it as like a kindergarten like flirting, like, oh, they're making fun of me. So they want to fuck me. So he keeps going. So how do I stop this? I made I made I said Biden's great I don't even care. I never voted. I'm an elite alien Yeah, they're in fucking LA nobody there is a fucking trupper as she's just like you know what I fucking like Trump now because you hate him I'm sitting here in this human discord. Where's an open threat for everybody?

It's like it's not a human discord you asshole. It's people in a in a bar. Shut up like the guy who's dying of heroin in the corner, it just drink your beer. And when someone tells you they don't want to hear from you, that is not just a hint. Like I've been told to shut up before. I get it right away. Like, oh, I did just shut a bar. The next thing is we'll cut you off. I need to show the fuck off. I need to show the fuck off. I need to show the fuck off. I need to show the fuck off. I need to show the fuck off. I need to show the fuck off. I need to show the fuck off. I need to show the fuck off.

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Trump's the man, Trump's the man, I don't care. He doesn't get caught. He could do whatever he want. He's the man. This is the, this is, this is the real Trump derangement syndrome. It's from these loans that will kiss the ringerist guy. So my friend says,

so, okay, let me back up. So the boy, we were going too fast for a second there. We were actually going to do something. He said, I was like, well, well, well, well. I think it's better that you find out they weren't saying Trump's the man. They were yelling, jump that man. They's all on the beat to shit ass,

so they're like, jump that man. She's just somebody beat to shit out of that man. Say, like, like, like, Trump? To this guy. I'll call him little day. And she's just, oh, my son posts this funny thing would bite in, screwing up with something. And I said, really, it's a sticker for details.

She says, my son did this thing or something. So I says, here we go. I'll have to say, how about Trump say and we bomb the airports. We took over the airports in 1776 she goes hey, I'm not talking to you screaming at me Yeah, I'm not talking to you right you you you you you you you yeah, she's finally fucking had enough with your shit John she's just quoting Carl Times yelling at me yelling at me good and's calling at me. He's calling at me. He's calling at me.

Good. And my friend goes, come on, you have to admit, Trump's a piece of shit. She goes, well, Biden is a piece of shit too. Now. That's fair. Good. And that was it.

Good and somewhere. No more for me. I'm not going to be yelled at by you. When I'm there, even if I have three bids. I like the job is now explaining that I'm the one who decided to South Dakota to this part. No, no, they don't watch you there, Johnny. She doesn't want you there.

And he's like, no, you can't kick me out, because I believe him. That's right. I believe I had a hat. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Okay, if I have three bids, I had a hat. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha every fucking time. $3.10. $10.10. $10. No matter if I have one beat, or five beats. Wait a second.

Wait. I'm confused by the math. He tips $10. You become less the hero as the man. I read you five years. This $10 is not that impressive anymore. I might have 20. Once again, as a bartender, a bartender,

during the day years ago, when a drunk would come in and have a 20, he's like, just keep it there. You keep the change in the more he drank, you're like, fuck, I'm not getting a dollar out of this guy. And like, at first, you're like, I might get 15, but it's like, so if he goes in one day, it's whenever they throw him out. So when they realize that he's not going to tip, that's when she goes, all right, three beers, you're cut off.

You've got to go. So then she keeps the $10. And then when she goes, all right, three beers, you're cut off. You're not going to go. So then she keeps the $10. And then he's like, all right, whatever. The next day she knows how to get rid of him and keep his money. All right, but he is going to talk more about what a big tip he has. Yes. Because as we all know, John is not broke. He has tons of money.

And he can just throw it around. If the principal at stake here is that he's not going to get yelled at, what the fuck does the money have to do with it? Nothing. And actually, let's listen to this a little bit. Then I want to get Pat's take on it. Because for some reason, assholes like this go into a bar.

And let's say John is a big tipper. Sure. I think what he's trying to say is that for every beer he gives $10. I think that's what he's trying to say. There's no fucking thing. It's not what he said. Well, it doesn't even make sense. Because if the beers are $3 each or $4 each, how do you gives $10. I think that's what he's trying to say. There's no fucking- It's not what he said. Well, it doesn't even make sense.

Because if the beers are $3 each or $4 each, how do you give $10 on that? That doesn't even make sense, right? So, but even if he did, that doesn't mean that you just treat everyone like shit and being asshole and yell, you're an asshole and I know everything about politics and you need to shut up like, no, no, sir.

But it does, to every drunk, it does mean that. Correct. And so what this woman tells drunk, it does mean that. Correct. And so what this woman tells them is I don't need your money. And John, which is the rudest thing possible, thanks no you do. Ten bucks. Because I'm generous to her and one other bought ten, one of the bucks. Ten bucks. Well, that's a towel right there too. I'm generous to her and one other bartender, one of the pubs. Ten bucks. Well, that's a towel right there too.

I'm generous to her and one other bartender. So the two girls he's trying to fuck. Yeah, I'm assuming it's a female. Yeah, I don't tip the gaugh. Yeah, right, one of my gay and tip of the guy for a man. I used to tip one lady and then I realized she was a fella and then I stopped tipping up. And she fucking, she said, you don't have to be here.

I don't need your money. What? Really? Really? After all that money I've given you, after all the support. Oh, she owes him. You hear that, Pat? This is insane.

This is a flashback for anybody with a dad in the 80s. Just coming on junk and playing. You think you could just run around throwing your trap and keep her on the ground and make it fine. I paid for that keeper. I own that keeper. I own you. I'm your keeper. I've given you.

You felt it was okay to start screaming at me in front of my friends because I disagree with you. In front of my friends. Another teller. Somebody tell us in this. Deceain Barris, you're a job because you're an idiot. If she made you a dumb. They're not your friends.

They're other alcoholics. They're the bar. Correct. They're yelling at her at her job. Yes. Yes. At 4 in the afternoon. Just to recap, he doesn't go there for the beer.

He goes there to support her. Yes. Another fucking dick thing to say. No, John, you go there because you're an alcoholic and your options are five different places and that place has a bartender, you know her name and you want a fucker. I used to be a Biden and a Lucy from that bar supporter. Now I know all the support Lucy. It's just by it.

It's just by it. Fuckin' BDS. And then you didn't tell me I don't have to be there. Really. Yeah, really. Okay, got it. No to self. Never fucking try to avoid being in your presence. Yeah, really. Okay, got it. No. No.

Never fucking try to avoid being in your presence at any time of the day. Oh, good. You got it. Yes. That's exactly what she was saying. And she doesn't want you around. Yes. Very good.

No, if you break down how he worded it, he doubled negative it and he fucked it up. He said he's going to be there. I was like, never always try to avoid it. All right, that's what you had. Never fucking try to avoid being in your presence. And any time in a day, never try to avoid. Yes, Gil, but I give $10 tips. Even his chat is going, are you sure about this?

It's just making sense. You do a trumpet sound you get two bucks from someone no one thinks you're giving ten dollars You embarked at it for every beer that you got doesn't make sense Should I go there for four dollar beer if you're gonna spend $14 each beer doesn't yeah It doesn't make sense and actually it's funny because I'm the most recent episode of to catch a deadler that we just played He was talking about why he liked pickw's pub and it turned out it was because people will give him cash while he's there and he even said in that same sentence that the beers are only $4. So fuck off. Ha ha ha. And I'll tell you this. Ha ha ha. So she then, you know, she starts to tell you,

you don't have to be here. I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to L.J. I said, no, we're all talking everybody here. See, again, this is John being so delusional. When someone tells you I'm not talking to you, you have to realize they don't wanna talk to you. This is like when Arty Lang said,

I am not friends with John. John's like, yes, we are friends. No, you're not. You know how I know that? Because Arty said you're not. There's two people in this equation. One of them says, I don't wanna talk to you and John goes, yes, you do.

No, I don't, John. How do you not understand this? I bet you this is because the bar owner thinks it's cool that Stuttering John drinks there. And therefore, he's tells them, I know he yells, but it's kind of cool that he's here. Don't throw him out. Just cut him off once and watch. He's an asshole. He doesn't matter. Why do I have to care about this man? He's like, just let him stay. And I put on the website, Stuttering John's here sometimes. Letting go. It's like our clown from the ground round. He entertained to be with me when he covered sometimes.

So, but he's like, she's like, fuck off. And he's like, I'm allowed to be here. I'm your mascot. There's no. You didn't say, Hey, little Jay, this is a private. You want to have a private discussion at a pub then you have it in private. But when the whole, all of us are talking about Trump being a fucking hypocrite and Trump being a piece of shit

we're all having the fucking, fucking, conversation. He lost his day he's like and I realize that I've been embarrassing myself and I can't believe I'm still angry about that I'd like to end with a poem I know that this we're so used to John being so retarded and so

insane think about this he is sobered up. It's the next day. And he's still this upset that we're now nine minutes into this rant. Where he's going off about how he's wronged by this bartender who doesn't like him and doesn't want him yelling at her and wants him to fuck off. Like any bartender in the world.

Hey, well, if you want that bartender to let you back in, maybe you don't go on the internet. You yell about her. Oh, by the way, people have figured out who this bartender is. What they did. And they're putting in Yelp review,

saying how great she is and how much they love her. It's really fun. She's going to get outpouring of support now because of this incident. She's getting more super chats. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Actually, you know what, I'm gonna be in LA in a few weeks. I actually go visit Claire and give her 10 bucks. Oh, yeah. And like, yeah, you know what? I think Biden does have some issues. Thanks for being here. You should do a show from that bar.

Yeah. Just talking to feel about, did somebody say out here, anyone have any stories? Is anyone miss him? Wait, Carl, if you don't think they know who you are, like you think you can play to everything else. How many, it's fucking ass, I'm,

I mean, boy, your phone, my, my minutes are up. I got to call the police department. Yeah. And I got to yell about this guy. Let me buy you phones. I know. I know. I need to be a field reporter when I go down.

I had boxes of fucking great tip for three beers Yeah, so we're in the chat was calling about so he's like no fuck that that's a great tip what are you talking about? After three beers now But it doesn't matter because that that is over. I'm not gonna be fucking, I'm not gonna be screened that. She ended it. Because you're so fucked up in the head that you think that Biden is a piece of shit,

considering all the great shit Biden is doing for the middle class, you dumb fuck. It cost me 110 dollars to fill my gas tank. What are you talking about? Well, he saw his beginning argument was we were trying to have a discussion and then he ends it by saying, we're all on one side. How dare you have another opinion. Yes, I know. That's a discussion. Also, call me crazy, but hiring 90,000 people to work at the IRS. I'm not for. So I don't know.

I'm in a class. I don't know. You know, when is this Trump fucking train gonna end? And all of these fucking loses that support this ultimate loser. When is that gonna end? Wow. Thank you. You're welcome. Now, thank you. The lack of self awareness is astounding even for John.

Someone sent me that clip, we were flying back from Denver and I was looking at it on the plane before we took off and they're like, this is your whole set of John's like next week I'm like, yeah. Yeah, you're right. I don't have to point in the clips. That's why you were screaming with laughter. Yeah, I'd make feet up in the air.

He's not, I know we said he's so he's not so, because only a drunk person says, thank you. When speaking to themselves, he's talking to him. There's no one else there. We're listening. But he's like, thank you. No, who are you? Thank you. He's still at the pub in his mind. Yes. Okay. Real quick, I just have to play these clips for you because he had an open house in his apartment,

but it was during the time that he does his beer on the balcony show on Saturday afternoons. So what he did is he went out into his car and because it's very warm out in LA, he started this car. He has a seat belt on, his car is running and he does his show from there. This is him bringing on his guest, Modi. Now I'm gonna bring on Modi, my dearest comedy, friend and comedy.

Okay, everybody, welcome to beer on the balcony. There's the link if you want to donate to help, you know, one of our chat is out who was, uh, whose love one is going through chemo and can use the help. All right. Again, he keeps saying that all of the money that you give him to his PayPal is going to this charity case, which I'm not buying. But this is Modi on the show, and this is John drinking in his car. Modi, I gotta tell ya,

I do the bulk of black box a lot. That's a fun room. Yeah, I might get 40, 50. You don't get 40 or 50 people, John. You got a dozen. And it's not even dollars. No, he's 40 people. Yeah, he got a 50 people, John, you got a dozen. And it's not even dollars. No, he's 40 people. Yeah, he got a dozen people.

And one of them was Scott the engineer and another and was Scott the engineer's wife. Sold out two shows there. They had to add another show, right? We did. Yeah, we added another show. It was so much fun. It's such a great room.

It's, uh, he's drinking a beer. Pat can't see the video, unfortunately, but he just took a sip of his course, which I don't live in California. Pretty sure that's illegal. That's a car running car running and drinking a beer. The legal hoping the dinner. That's everywhere. Yeah.

I thought this is the last clip I have. So Modi's doing a plug at the end of this interview and Jeff Ross, you know, Jeff Ross is obviously. So Jeff Ross was in Centering John's movie. He played his best friend in his movie, one, two many. So you would assume that John and Jeff have some type of relationship with each other that should be friendly or something. For some reason, when Jeff Ross's name is brought up, John says this. We're co-hosting it, but we're having amazing comedians. We have Jeff Ross is coming on. Yeah, it's really sweet. And there's a surprise, yes.

Did he bring in his underage girlfriend? I don't know what he's bringing. He's bringing good energy and love is what he's bringing. Did he just call Jeff Ross a pedophile? Well, that's out there. bringing his bringing good energy and love is what he's bringing. Did he just call Jeff Ross a pedophile? Well, that's out. Well, he's sure that's what just happened. That is out there. Uh huh.

There's a lot of stuff on Jeff Ross when he went to just to lead all the grooming stuff was happening. Yeah. I think John was trying to be funny, but like during a plug for he's like, is it crazy? The car is gonna be there. Yeah. Right.

That's not the time to be like, yeah, that guy's an asshole, right? Like, well, I mean he's at my show. So That'd be like me being on you arrived being on kubi and going never that tweet you did a while back I was like, what are you doing? The only reason I anyone showing up because Jeff Ross is there, which means I tell my show up shut up. Oh, where is I did get a parody sign that came in from Nick Waddle. And this is the Coors Are Open, which I believe is that Scott Stapp. Oh, cream, yes. I'll create yassin now.

The largest word, w-a-g-p, clubfoot Kevin, is making fun of me I call Pope Hock for a season deacist He's not taking my call But he doesn't know who's a robot I'm on the green screen Welcome to my place My free balcony The coolzer open

The coolzer open All right, it's good a tap. I don't like that song. I can't let's do it. It's hard to an appearance. It was slow building song. But he did a good scuff snap. I like where it was. It was creative. It's just you could feel his body going, oh, God, it's too much versus. My body. Yeah, everyone. No, but that was as parodies go. That was good. That was good detail. You're involved. It was I was better than anything. So John's ever done. Well, yes, I would agree with that. Pat, we're going to run out of time again. So I'm going to let you go because you've been

very gracious with your time. I thank you so much. You've been hilarious. Thanks for hanging out with us today. I always love coming on anytime you want me to shit on somebody. Please let me know. I love coming on. I love that. We do it twice a week now. So that's good. Where can people find pet oats? Just, you know what? Just support the podcast. The podcast that became your theme song and everything else there We say podcast thinks is now called POS me and Bobby Tamburo from compound media We're co-hosting the show now and you can find on YouTube a POS podcast or patreon POS podcast there go check it out Awesome, Pat, you do a great job, man

Guys, thank no, I love shitting on things and you guys are my heroes at it You I was turned like a Mormon. I learned the religion of you guys. I made my show better and I like coming on here being a dickhead because I'm a recovering dickhead. Well, I will send our magic underwear in the mail to you, my friend. Oh, we're in. So, yeah, all right.

Thanks, guys. Thanks, buddy. So, yeah. The great pet Oh, yeah. Killin' it. All right. So I do have another parody that I want to play for everyone. This one came in from the guitar Rabbi, who I believe is in our chat as well.

And he just posted this in the subreddit today. Okay, so Carl, I was inspired by your Patreon episode you did Where you talked about John's kids now come on So I decided to write a little parody Mama take this cause for me Take this cause from me I can't drink them anymore Where's the sink I gotta pee

Looks like John's checking into better fall. Hi, hi, hi, yeah. Check, check, check in into better fall. Hi, hi, hey, yeah, talk, talk, talk, talkin' about John's kids. Let's start talkin' about John's kids. As he's check into bed it's All right, I see what you did there. I Wasn't ready for the bed before I thought for sure it was gonna be course So that was good. Let's see Vic is having into work

This isn't a work time. I thought she worked like three hours a day. Thought she worked across the street. Alright, well, I guess no vickigan. I mean, but I do have some good news for everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that is that petty broken skull is back. Hey, a brand new episode of Freewater just drives. I listened to the first minute of it,

and all he talked about was how much we've missed him, which I think he's right about that. Is this a segment or a teaser? When, when panties that around, everyone else should be like, where is panties? What's exactly here? Yeah, exactly. That is not the teaser, but this is.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The is... The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts. Because my life has changed. There were decisions that I made for myself that didn't work out as I thought they would.

I met an amazing partner. We stopped finding alignment. The person that was going to adopt me, that connection also disconnected. And I am finding healing with my family that I never imagined. To have a relationship that I do with my parent. Yeah, it's going to be a fast movie. She's all actin' at actually episode. Sarah Silverman again. Cosmic wisdom starring Laura Beth Finley. Hannah suggested this one. And the description of the show is in the show, cosmic wisdoms will take you on a

journey for the soul using astrology, intuition, and hypnotherapy to move blocks in her work. Laura Beth Finley is here to share the cosmic wisdoms of healing, transformation, and deep inner work to support integrative wellness. We might learn something. If you're not careful, you just might learn something. So that's gonna be a slog.

That's not what I mean. So much fun. So first I've do it a teaser before it's a be a slog. No! I mean, it's gonna be so much fun. It's the first time doing a teaser before it's a hug. Sorry. I thought slog meant fun. It's gonna be a giant slog. All right, please join us again.

Crows you'll be here. Hey. We'll probably be talking about Patrick Michaels, a tease back. And who knows who our Dallas. So join us and might meet the episode we find out once for all who are these podcasts. Sleep well every ponder.

Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. Get down to show these clothes right now. OK. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. What? What?

You fucking know all about this shit. Fuck you! Think, think, think, come on! Ha ha ha! Yeah! There were no laughs! And I... You look like a cow!

Shut up! You're not cows, Mekko! You're crazy! You know, who are these? Pod cuss! I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. I'm gonna say good news now. I'm gonna say good news. Come with me, brother. Come with me, brother. Stephen Hawking actually called in,

but they're for Vick. So I think I'm gonna save him. Okay. I'll save them from when Vick is on this week, and hopefully this is the second episode she's missed because she's working. I don't like it. Who is she defending our country from?

I wonder what I'm talking about here. All right. Let's get in some voicemails. Oh, did you happen to check out the comments on the Alex Jones YouTube video I posted yesterday? Yes, I did. It's the lowest rated thumbs up thumbs down video we've ever put out.

We've a lot of Alex Jones fans. I noticed in our audience. I apparently didn't treat him fairly. If you get through the episode long enough, you'll notice that I kind of am on both sides on this one. I think Alex Jones is crazy to blame this lawsuit on the globalist because he is, but I also find it completely unfair the way that he was treated. And I do think that this is an issue for free speech and that other dominoes could fall.

I think I made that pretty clear. Maybe I didn't. I mean, we started off by complimenting him as a broadcaster, but it wasn't enough for some people. Carl, you're complete and utter ignorance about how Alex and Jones' law food. lawsuit If if you truly believe Everything that you're saying about that Then you deserve to lose the centering John unironically, okay, well, we'll see if that happens sir Carman might catch up with me. We'll find out. Oh my gosh the owner of the pickwick pub

Called into the show. It's funny cuz pat said they probably know who i am yeah yeah so it's a yeah this is the uh... proprietor of pickwick pub and i want you guys to know that i just got served with papers from stuttering john he said that we are responsible basically for the rapid spiraling of his health and even like the sound of his voice in the last four or five years and Got to tell you I went through the archives of your show and his show and I think we actually kind of are responsible

Don't play this on the air. Don't call me back. Don't say that I admitted to anything But do send me some tips on how to avoid being to by suffering coming back why is he would ever want only shit that's not good that's not good got a miscarrier from sandy a gal

he hasn't been calling in lately if anyone knows gary time we miss him the guys are call from such a downer of a message. My wife, a lot of girls, raped by some racist maga, not even. She committed suicide last weekend. Well, I'm trying to put money together for the funeral. If you could send anybody to patreon.com slash for these podcasts, it would be a huge help. Yeah. Thank you and God bless

Thank you for that sir. Yes, I'll make sure all the money goes to where it's supposed to go to I promise I'll put it in the mail along with the drugs. Yeah Was that the craziest thing? Jads commit three felonies just I didn't show in the last two weeks Jads commit three felonies just had his show in the last two weeks He's gonna have you arrested like holy shit John you're breaking the law on your video stream It's such an idiot. This time it's criminal Yeah, this isn't a movie poster you more There's nothing civil about this lawsuit. I think it's a good tagline, but when are we talking about this real thing that's going on?

Thank you. Thank you. A 9 minute read about how this woman just won a time to John ever again. It said I don't need your fucking money to fuck out of my bar and he ends up with thank you sincerely me. Holy shit. What I call this is all my future. You're a clone. Oh, Jesus, he would hype it, Jericho's gonna get on this now. I see what's going on. Hey, Carl, or whatever intern is listening to this message. This is David in a Plymouth Michigan and

Just want to let you know just got my tickets to the show at the magic bag so I can't wait to see you guys. Wait This week I got a call. I'm gonna. I'm gonna three way it in. Oh god. Here it is. It is I got a call. I'm gonna I'm gonna three lay it in. Oh god. Here it is. It is. Hey Coral. This is Darkles of Cloud. I just wonder if you're gonna send me some free tickets to get there. I'd love to get up on the stick. Wait a second. This guy, Darkles called in to David from Plybeth and said, Hey, Carl, this is Darkles of the Cloud. I'm confused how this works. When will you be calling it a girl's voice now? I'll call you then.

On a stage and you know, check out fixed, fixed. I mean, maybe a juggle or a... See if my red noses, that is it. Really fixed it. Anyway, call some, be some tickets. Thanks. Yeah, Carl. We're gonna see, we're gonna see Dorcol there at the Yeah, Carl, we're gonna see Dorkles there.

That'd be awesome. Anyway, we're gonna hope to say hi and I'll have a meet and greet with you soon. See you then. At the risk of fucking up ticket sales, Dorkles is not a real clown. There isn't actually a Dorkles the clown. It's just by buddy Kevin doing a voice.

Uh-oh, refund time. It dorkles the clown. It's just by buddy Kevin doing a voice Refront time No refots is our official files here at the slogan Get busted with the corn cobass, fuck you. Jesus, okay. All right, Edgar called into the show a couple times. This is the one I'm gonna play. The other one was a little bit too boring. Hello, this is Edgar. Carl, you are not a cunt.

Oh, good. are not a cunt. Oh, good. April fall. Got me. Fucking got me. All right, last voicemail. First game of the NFL season is Buffalo versus L.A. That's correct. And I will be there, my friend. We're going to L.A. to watch the bills beat the Rams. I bet that Stuttering John is a fan of a Giants or something because he's a loser. Yeah, it's like they are. But, off the low versus LA, whoever loses has's take down the Patreon. Let's do it.

Oh, that's a good fucking bat. I'm out $9,500 and Joss out 30. Okay, cool. Is it against the point spread too? Or how does this work? I've been let down by the bills too many times, sir, to make that bat as good as the bills are these days. The last thing I would ever do is put money on them I've literally never done that it's a horrible idea

Too smart for that shit and I'm not even a smart guy Go figure All right producer Chris we're gonna do this all over again on Saturday. Oh really? This has been fun. I like Pat. Yeah, dude. That was great. I wish he I wish his internet worked Yeah, could you imagine? Could you imagine Pat Oats with the internet what he could do? Be unstoppable What's with the dancing around the shit? I stink you hate me great. Goodbye. Okay, folks Guess what the episodes? Oh

That was a great episode! That was really great! I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye! Goodbye!