Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep336 - Cosmic Wisdoms

Episode Date: August 21, 2022

This week we listen to a witch explain to us that magic isn't scary. Good to know. Has anyone noticed that the people who are the worst at life are the first to dish out advice to everyone else? Cros stops by to expose Laura Beth Finley as both a grifter and a bad parent. After watching her TikTok "dances" we move on to Patty C Cups who did us all a solid and recorded the first episode of Free Water in two months. It's a tremendous return to form for the world's most prolific podcaster. Stuttering John and his guest then explain the rules of comedy and using the r-word. And we finish things up with a game of Who Said It (racist edition) and Vic opening her shirt. Did I mention you can watch these shows unedited when you sign up for Patreon and Supercast? Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come see us in Detroit: http://watplive.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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that we're getting from you fine folks out there in the internet land. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Cosmic Wisdoms. This was a suggestion from Hannah. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Laura Beth Finley.

We're gonna learn a lot about Laura Beth Finley today. Kroge, take it away. Well, I would love to start with the show's intro which was conveniently recorded inside the Wii shop channels my number one Welcome to cosmic wisdom's podcast hosted by Laura Beth Finley Bringing integrated wellness McWisdom's podcast hosted by Laura Beth Finley bringing integrative wellness through so work of astrology, hypnotherapy, and intuition. Now, if I was going to add music to make that funny, that is the music I would even add. Yeah, good boy.

But I didn't have to because she put it in the forest. So, that was nice. That was nice, very. Well, when you're talking about heavy topics, like, you know, the inside of your own soul, you wanna keep a little levity. Um, yeah, I listened to this episode called Embracing the Depths of Our Magic. And, you know, I was a little scared at first because as my number two was going to

show you, a lot of people think magic is scary. How do they know that I had the queen of hearts? How do they know? It's incredible. Yeah. Now, I am already very passionate about believing in magic. What is magic? You might be wondering what is magic? Some people think of magic and they think about What they might be afraid of What they might fear because of what they've been taught all magic is scary It's taboo Magic is that little kids birthday party. Yeah, I know

Magic is like the busseller in Vegas. What are you talking about? People are afraid of magic. They're excited about it. They want to witness it firsthand. Yeah, when you think of magic, you think of card tricks. It's like the coin behind the ear

and also knock you a shit. But thankfully, she's gonna define magic for us. And I think this will resonate with us all. But magic is actually your birthright. We all have the ability or the potential to work with magic, to create magic, to be bullshit, to experience magic, to see magic happen. And sometimes that magic happens when you get that new job that you didn't think that you were gonna get. It's not magic.

Sometimes magic happens when you meet that person, when you thought you'd be alone forever. Okay, so in other words, her definition of magic is just normal everyday things that happen to everybody. Okay, well cool. Like luck. Yeah, so I'm super magical then.

Yeah, yeah. I've got jobs, I've met people. I wonder if she thinks feelings is a rabbit coming out of a head. I wonder how she feels about seven cords. Whoa! That's like a match egg. I don't even have to do that. I don't even have to do that.

When she orders fries and there's like an onion ring talked in there, she's like, Oh my God, it's magic. The episode I listened to was all about communication. Oh, good. Which is also a very important thing in this woman's world. And I think we've all had a time where we've done this. We've all had a time where we have used communication for bad and not good. Not that I necessarily believe in bad or good,

because I do believe that everything has its purpose on our journey Okay, so you have just made zero points and zero sense with that one Some people use communication for bad not the bad exists. Yeah, that's okay. That's a tough line to walk There is no good or evil. Oh, okay. Yeah, all right That makes it a little bit more difficult to understand. I thought I knew what communication was. I've taken communication courses. I thought I understood it, but apparently I don't. Yeah.

So it's nice though, because everything that happens happens for a reason. Oh, shit. And everything that we're doing, it has its divine purpose or a lesson that it can teach us. Every single thing has its divine purpose or a lesson that it can teach us. Every single thing has this divine purpose or a lesson that it can teach us. This one has never scratched your balls before.

I get nothing from that. Maybe some pleasure. Yeah, maybe a little bit of it. A little magic. All right, before I go any further, I want to tell you why we're doing a deep dive on Laura Bathfinley. That's like, I would like to know

that you could take this question. The answer is, one of our listeners, Hannah, happens to know this woman personally. Now, I am gonna, I know, this usually starts bad. I am gonna read some information that is all alleged. I don't know this to be true. This is just one person say this is the case. So our listener has smelled Laura Beth Finley before?

Apparently. Wow. All right. So you're about to learn a lot. I didn't want to tell you any of this stuff until you listen to some episodes and try to get a sense of her. She has a Facebook page for herself, one for her podcast, one for her company, and one for her home school.

I used the term home school loosely. She pulled all of her kids out of school and teaches them. They do free-range parenting and unschooling. Oh, fuck. I don't know what the hell that means, but it seems like it means not teaching your kids to read or do math, making them take astrology lessons and getting your son to film you torquing.

She has had many gifts over time, including smelling illnesses and healing them with herbs when she was a plant witch. She's also been a ditch witch, an Appalachian witch. She sanded with. She claimed to see spirits for a while. And to be able to talk to animals, she has made a TikTok and post the same dances on it all day. She refuses to get a normal job and does TikTok stuff all day and then asks people online to send her money. And there's a lot of links to all the different things that she's doing, Facebook and TikTok and YouTube.

All right, this is what's interesting. Personality traits over time have changed from goth to jugoletteat to drama class student to country girl who loves guns to preppy girl to hippie girl to ditch witch to herbal witch to astrologer and I believe we are mainly a trans personal trauma hypnotherapist at this point. She married this guy and had her first kid with him. Then she cheated on him and left him, came back with another kid and the original husband

raised that kid. She cheated on him again, came back with a third child for this poor man to raise. I don't know if any of that's true. She started counting people online and then ... ... Rented out the original cosmic wisdom's healing center. When she couldn't pay rent, she said spirits told her to move to a tiny home slash fairy house, aka Shed, on her property to run her healing center from and live in. She's formed this weird and smelly compound on the property for all her hippie friends, living in Sheds, sorry, tin homes, with new worms and no plumbing.

The M.O.M.s have arranged from Avon to BOO. Oh, I'm not familiar with that, it's probably a witch thing, Boo. We supposedly made parasites come out of her kid's skin in the bathtub. Oh, okay. If the mead time, she only talks about her abundance and how awesome and centered she is.

She can help heal anyone. She's in such denial, she seriously is like a witch- stuttering John. All right, so she's single. So there's more information here, but I think that we should maybe get back into it. I want to show an example here of her musicianship. Oh yes.

Because this kind of shows the state of the living situation. Yeah. All right, so this is of shows the state of the living situation. Yeah. All right, so this is a song that she posted. This is an original song called Feeling This Beat. And this is her and her friend performing it together. I can feel that beat. I can't touch the tunes and I got the blues. I don't know no chords, but I'm really feeling this beat. It's a song about not knowing how to play music. That's pretty original. Oh, try to find the life, go and dig within

Within the next thing inside, oh it hurts sometimes Sometimes things don't work out the way that we plan Sometimes people, they don't want to be your friend. No one wants to be your friend lady. Who would want to be in this woman's friend? Like a tarz on Tuesday night guy, I don't know no force for other. You know, this is the other guitarist. Yeah. That's, really shit. All right, I'm pissing off crow. So I got a pause out there That those are the most high school lyrics I've ever heard my life

That's when you sit down to write the poem about the empty page You know what you mean? Well the words come to me because I can't see and I can't believe that they came to me I can't wait to clip that leg. That was pretty good. Awesome. Fuck me. This is the problem with Kroge.

You remember stuff. I know. Someone knowing. All right. My favorite thing that she does now, and there's a lot of things I know that you brought some stuff to is her TikToks. Oh, yeah, I didn't explore that. Oh, good, good.

You're gonna love this. This is amazing. Did you just heard that kind of music that she's into? Like the hippie stuff. This is quite a departure from that. Real quick, I just want to point out, she's not in great shape, Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it, do it, do it, do it now, Licky Koo is like this. I'm just gonna catch, she's into batting. I'm just gonna catch, she's into batting. I'm just gonna catch, she's into batting.

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because I'll let you take over here, Crush. Please. Any comments on that one? No. No. Thank you. That sums it up pretty good, actually. It was a fun mashup.

It's not pussy. I can do it out of white. Hmm. I'm a big girl. I'm a big girl. I'm a big girl. I'm a big girl. It's not pussy. I can Hold it. Thank you. Yeah. It's going on over there. Uh oh.

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So she likes to sing about Nipy on the playing guitar. And then lip sync about her pussy. What were your observations, Crouch? Oh, also she's a witch. What were your observations? That's not a young lady. Well, uh, uh, uh. Chris's Max is like, I'm out. I can't take this anymore. So I thought this was fascinating. She has sessions, she books

clients, and she teaches her students. My number four are some of the skills you can pick up by spending time with her. I have students that I work with and I teach my students about the soul work. So we do a lot of deep shadow work together. It's a part of connecting deeper to your gifts and breaking down layers is going to those places within themselves. So we do shadow work together, but we also learn about tarot. We learn about astrology. We learn more about our craft, our magic,

more about our womb cycles. You know, I used to defend homeschooling. I guess I should know. this all sounds very bad. It's a nightmare. Yeah, it's a fucking nightmare. Can we please get TLC or someone to follow these kids around? I want to see what happens 10, 15 years or now. It ain't going to be a happy story.

You know, they excel. It's not going to be great. Yeah. I mean, the stars are going to align for these kids. I believe in healing. I believe that therapy, I think they stars are gonna align for these kids. I believe in healing. I believe that therapy, I think they're doing some wonderful things with cognitive behavioral therapy these days. But these developing years are when you need some real fucking structure.

Yeah, you think? And these kids ain't getting it. Now, she says this right off the bat, my number five, like this is her like talking about her past, like, oh, I used to be broken. Like the way she talks about it, she is broken. She's a broken human being. Well, this is one of these people and you know, that's how you know it's a grift. Like Tony Robbins, you can say it's a grift but the guy's super successful and seems like

he's fucking happy every day. Yeah. And he probably is waking up at one of his mansions and going around and talking to losers. So he's having a good day. You could tell this woman who says like, okay, now I haven't figured out. Like that's her thing every few months. I didn't back then, I said I did,

and I didn't, now I do, though. Now I haven't figured out. There used to be this gut-wrenching anxiety in me. This deep, dark place that I could feel in the pits of my stomach burrowing further and further in inside of myself breaking my own heart energy broken, distorted, confusing, afraid, so disempowered.

Ooh, somebody got a thesis, so this is a person giving life at fight. Correct. That's a whole thing. And inside I am scary and broken and afraid and lonely and that's a typical witch behavior. Yeah, I'm not having plumbing and being like, hey, do you want to to learn how to live your life come talk to me? I think I do a better New York I do that bad come on down to the compound. Yeah, no thanks

So I got a pair for you here so this episode I listen to was early 2021 and she talks about how 2020 Was a scary time and sure I get it was scary for all of us. Yeah. We were all caught off from society, whether you like it or not, and all these things we love were gone and shuttered and some never came back. But yeah, my number six, she talks about how 2020 was a scary time for her.

Because 2020 was a year that brought up a lot of fear for me. And it seemed like the further I got lost and rabbit holes of things that scared me, things I was terrified could happen. I just couldn't seem to get my thoughts in a place where they needed to be. And I found myself thinking this poor woman. You know what I mean? She's feeling trapped and alone. The society is closed down.

Sure. She's scared. I got in children. Yeah, and I get it. I'm feeling for it. I mean, and then she revealed what 2020 was about. I'm still learning so many lessons, but 2020 was a year of finishing up a Saturn return

You know finishing up that return what the fuck here. I was the planets. It wasn't the pandemic Yeah, for a brief moment I'm feeling bad. Oh my god. She's actually face reality in it Yeah, oh no, no, no, it's my tarot card told me that fucking juice is a bad ass, or some shit. I'm like, well, aren't I a fucking asshole? Well, okay, finally something I could relate to, because yeah, Saturn was returning for me in 2022, which I also sucked, but I wanna point out the fact that Laura Beth used to be a really shitty friend.

I had a best friend in my early 20s who was younger than me and she meant the world to me. But I didn't really treat her like that. My ego told me that I did. My ego told me that I valued her. My ego told me that she was my best friend in the whole wide world. But I got frustrated with her. I was going through a divorce. And I said something really ugly about her to another friend.

Well, she was with that friend, and she saw what I said. Whoops. You know, she never spoke to me again. I love. Whoops. You know she never spoke to me again. I love that story. Basically she's like, best of cunt. Oh my gosh, look at what she's so good. Laura's saying about you. Wow, what did you do? And she's already given her some excuses. As she's recounting what is she, the person she was, I was going through a divorce at the time. I'm a Pisces. It's not my, yeah, right. Santa will be turning. And then she goes on to talk about what it's like to be her friend.

We're going to have tips come up. And I know that better than anyone because I can be an intense person. I'm very intense and I'm always healing and growing. So being friends with me and being close to me means that I'm a catalyst for that. I like to inspire people. I believe in people. I want to see people be their very best.

And I believe that they're capable of it. So basically what she's saying is being friends with her means that she's gonna try to fix you. Yeah. And fuck off, because I'm good. I got this. You basically what she's saying is being friends with her means is she's gonna try to fix you. Yeah. And fuck off, because I'm good. I got this. You're projecting onto other people that they all need fixing like you do.

No, you're the one who needs it. And what's funny is she's not realizing that something that a self-absorbed person does, that gets themselves involved in other people's business to fix them. But she says she's over that now. Now, I have spent a lot of my life honestly being a little self-absorbed. No shit.

No shit. No shit. Yeah, we can tell. We can tell that was your ab all. Just from listening to these things and how you've transitioned from prep to which, back to goth girl that, that's defiant hippie. So apparently she wasn't a great wife, either. Yeah, I know.

I was surprised to hear that, Drew. Yeah, so when I moved into adulthood, I could honestly be a little selfish, you know? I was married to my first husband and I struggled not to spend money that we didn't have, went into debt. I was always wanting to spend money that we didn't have because I just wanted more things. That's why people do that, yeah, to get stuff.

If only she'd discovered the financial feminist. If I could hook these two up together, I think they could fix each other here. Three way with Jerry Banfield, they'd have to do it. They'd have it all figured out. The last clip I have in this little series about what a horrible wife she was and person overall. I could say that I listened to what they said, but they were wrong no matter what they said, so no matter what came out of their mouth, they were likely to be wrong because it didn't align with what I was feeling or thinking. You ever meet someone like that, Kroish? You ever, uh, you ever live with someone? You think you're wrong, you better want you to have to say?

I, uh, I don't know what the life was like there thinking. I send her a huge shack once a month. This is an episode about communication, where she's explaining what a horrible person she is, and how she's terrible at communicating with other people. Oh. She's called your best friend, the C word, well texting your other friend. By the way, this is all typical female bullshit. You know, it's not even like she's a rare species here. I would've seen this before.

She just, you know, you're supposed to keep all this shit out of the DL. And she's putting on the phone of, oh my god, consequences for my actions. Holy shit. Like, yeah, that's how this all works. Yeah, I know. Um, alright, my number 8, this is what life was like when she had no schedule. This is what being unemployed is like when you're wild and free and you know, you're whatever the fuck you're doing at night.

So I can really think about how many hours do I need for sleep? So I can really think about how many hours do I need for sleep? What does my daily schedule look like on Sundays? Every Sunday or every Monday or every Tuesday. What do I need to be doing those days? How can I Give myself more space to relax But also balance all the things that I give to myself. Alright. This woman, if you've ever read anything ever at all written about or during the 19th century,

like people had to struggle to survive. Yes. You know what I mean? Life was not easy, life was not given. Your welfare was not taken care of like, even if you were a kid, your parents are gone. Fuck you kid, you want to get a job in a coma or go fucking dying a river. Like we don't give a shit.

Like this year, so a give a shit. If I don't you say, no, no. We got three more where you came from. But, parents are dead, kid. What are you gonna do? This woman, like if she had a job,

if she had to work to survive and put a roof over her head, none of this would be happening. You know what I mean? She would be, like, if she had to get up at a certain time and fucking go somewhere and perform some service for society. This is what happens to people that are left or their own devices, and they can't even get

in the fucking rhythm of the sun coming up and down to fucking get their ship together. Number nine, this is good advice because a daily routine saved my life. So it's like I have to operate on the schedule so that I can keep everything in alignment because if I don't have a schedule, everything starts to blend together and it gets really crazy. There were a lot of times that happened to me over the last year and sometimes things felt really scary.

But when I started to try to have a regular schedule, a routine, and I tried to flow with this masculine and feminine energy, I started to step into this whole new level within myself. So an alarm clock was her spiritual awakening. Yeah, and also, is that like a masculine thing? Having a set schedule for your day? Is that what she's saying there? I think so. Interesting.

She didn't expand on that. Yeah. Okay. One of my guys, I gotta get up, I gotta work every day with the hell of this soft. This is nonsense. I will say that it is tough when you don't have a schedule and then you complain about managing your time,

I don't have a ton of sympathy for people like that. I know people like that who, oh my gosh, I'm just so busy. You don't even have a job. What do you mean? What are you talking about? Yeah, but there's just so much going on. I get daytime television, isn't it, Dicta? I had but there's just so much going on. Like, I get daytime television isn't dictated. I had a massage and a wine tasting.

Yeah. You try getting the game show network at your house and see if you have any time for the kids. It's just not at the time of the day. All right, so I want to talk about, because you would think someone who's spiritual like this and really into how the stars are aligning, they wouldn't be a slave to their phone.

Of course, you know, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd even own a phone. Yeah, that's it. You would think, right? That just ties you down. That's saps your spiritual. You would think so. Well, she had to text that account message or something. We have energy centers in our body.

Oh, sorry, you heard that notification from my phone. I had it on silent, but I'm just gonna keep rolling with this. I wish you weren't a liar. You didn't have it on silent because it went off and then later out of the episode, she said she was gonna set it on silent. But what is so fucking easy about loving those people in my life is that we worked through it. We talked about it and maybe at first it started out with an explosion. We had things to learn about each other and there I go again with the notifications. Yeah, there you go again with the notifications and not to be outdone by her own phone fucking her up and she loses her train of thawed like where was I.

All of a sudden she's got like a Nokia from 1998 Sometimes tempers ran wild like wildfires in a forest That seemed like no water could ever put it out What is that rigged out? She's trying to sound all deep and spiritual. They ran wild, like wild fires. Mob, stop calling me, I'm doing this show. So I have to admit, because I'm one of these people who admits what I do things that aren't as good as they could be.

Because you have to get out in front of it sometimes, grows, you know, people will dig things up from the internet and find things, call you out, is settering John, is realizing nowadays. And so I did do a show before we started WTP. A lot of people have found this and have clipped it. It was called Healing Is Feeling. Yes, I remember that.

And this is a clip where I owned a lot of phones back then. I had a lot of things going on, a lot of balls in the air, you know, working at the Verizon store, trying to sell the Android, you know. Work at the Verizon store. Try to sell the Android, let's say Android of the day. Always with the Verizon store. Jesus. The guy.

Music Welcome to that healing feeling with Carl Berger. Today, we're going to talk about energy, specifically big dick energy. It's important that you have a big dick and that everyone around you knows it because you have obnoxious over the top alpha big dick and how important are the balls in big dick energy? Is a question I get a lot? It's great. The balls are like the nuclear power plants.

Two, the dick. It feeds. The dick is energy. And that energy... feeds you. Not like tacos feed. and that energy feels new. Not like tacos, but more like how a good night's sleep or a five hour energy drink.

Or the wolf is loose. So I was also recording it on my phone or the wolf is loose. Where is the guy? So I was also recording it on my phone while I was trying to set off text messages and get back to people and they were calling me. So I was in a state. Yeah, I've learned a lot since then, guys. I feel like I'm not gonna make that mistake again.

That phone was state of the air that I gotta say. At the time, do you wanna buy one? I do. I got a pretty good plan. I get you set up with, I know know a guy She does love to get interrupted my number 12 is a genuine PMM a Patrick Michael moment I am here to support you As you embrace the very depths of your own magic You are magic and it is the way that you move energy that helps you. And

sorry if you hear my littles in the background, I am recording this clip and Millie is talking. So sorry about that. But I want to thank you for tuning in listening today. I would love to work with you if you'd like to book a session. Yeah, let's turn some of those sessions right away. ABC always be close. I respect you. I have a fun video for you. This is one of her marketing videos. Oh, shit.

Yeah, this is how she has a lot of dollars to share with us. You can touch this guy and I'll figure it out too. Marketing at the Perge with Laura Beth. I'm more of this and I am a member of the purge. I co-owned the department with the kids streaming on the background. In my brand, I am a mom and a astrologer. I'm very connected to my spirituality and I really believe that in being often-

I'm over the years, I would say. Being ourself. So when I connect with my people, I'm never gonna be perfect and polished. I want them to see who I really am, the real me, the authentic me, the mom that sometimes gets super frustrated or the loses for the whole thing. I am frustrated for you.

Everything. Or the calm person, I want you guys to see how I calm myself down I want you to really see me in the camera the most important thing in your brand is to be used magic my following, but just being myself, but being the authenticated person that me who I am to the core. All right.

I hope this is the end for whole schooling. This is the end. They're running around. They're smashing everything and you'll notice. She never utters the word. No. Correct. It's dude, when you've got kids, they're fucking leg start working before their brain start

working. They run around, they touch everything. It doesn't matter if it's a stove or an electrical outlet or a fucking chainsaw, and I got a bunch of those lying around and we'll talk about that. Rakes. You have to yell at your kid, no, don't touch that. And that's how they learn that, what the fuck?

It's like that TV show, kids kill themselves in the darkness ways. Yeah, exactly what it is. Fuck. The most important thing whenever you are building a fucking plane kid. You think? Like, there's another kid.

There's multiple kids running around. You know what they want? Crouch everybody with a parent and I know this. They want their mom's attention. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're hoping for some attention.

Big thing. Jennifer, you have to think about how do you connect with people? There should be a commercial for condoms. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. I'm from Newark. One of the most, most, most... That little baby right there is looks like she's drinking high C, which is stuttering

Jod's favorite way to get hydrated. Yeah. I'm saying that I recommend its live videos. Gotta watch down there and play nuggies somehow. Do this, don't do that. Alright, I want to give you my don't turn. The bus burn is it. It's all edited too. She edited this and post. Yeah, I want to know. She took out the embarrassing bars. Right, which is beating the shit out of them. No, I think

they're all free range. Yeah, I think they just all run around. Because you have kids. Don't pee on your sister. No, I said, okay, fine. He and your sister. There's no don't around. Yeah, you're right. My bad. I got frustrated for a second. You're not people. You're gonna try all your people. You got kids. So do I. My kids are in the background. They're gonna be talking. They're gonna hop on and off and let you know that they are there. My following, my people that are gonna come to me, they're gonna appreciate that about me if you- No, you're attracting no audience with this video. This is not helping you in any way.

Well, there's four likes on this video. Okay, well there's that. Four people. Well, four kids. You guys wanna meet her business partner? Oh yes, please. Tony Michaels. Hahaha.

Where's the funnel? Come on, Laura Bat. Where's the funnel? Come on, Laura Bat. Where's the quiz funnel? Now this is her business partner and spoiler, they're both witches. I bet you didn't see that one coming. Wow, those are crazy eyes. That's the one. That's the one. everybody wants to know everybody seems to have something to say about what we do or they might disagree with us or they might say rude things

It's a great way to start a video. Look at everything's for assholes. They say we suck. What do you think about that? Can we focus on something else? Let's just want to dress the trolls I just want to dress the troll. And hate us. Evil. If I ever get to the point where I'm starting a show off with, everyone's been calling me to ask how long we got Twitter. Let me just address that real quick. Got what we are.

But what are we doing? It's actually funny, because I'll consider what we do to be quite positive on many different levels. Most of our work is in healing. I get to the word which, the throwing everyone off. I don't know. I could be a rug. These are the bastards, they? This woman is something else. She's building a media empire. She's got it all figured out. Did you want to play the video that you found?

Yeah, and you don't have to play the whole thing, but God damn, it's fascinating for a whole bunch of reasons. The full moon in Libra. Today we discover full moon in Libra. Look at me. I hit myself on the face of the corridor earlier. What? Yeah. But today is the energy is really supportive. On the cuss. It would work to find balance or harmony within our relationships with the connections around us. Why is she so winded? First of all. She's winded the whole time.

Yeah. And the whole thing is we and you. We need to do this and you need to do this. We need to feel this and you need to address this. It's fascinating. We may also find that there are things coming to completion from those relationships. Libra is an air sign. Oh, so the sign is intellectual balance. And I'm seeing if you don't have that today, that that's

something that you're going to want to fight for. There can be an explosion for it. Huh? Also we're at Easter weekend. So... So what is that? Easter. So believe it, Jesus now it's going on. This is fascinating though. It's just as far as I love it. Which is for Jesus. So time we get to be with our families. I want to encourage you to lean in to finding harmony with your family because Libra sometimes wants to be the balance. Has a need to be the balance and there can

be some over analyzing because she's not to do that. I am staying at this beautiful air and be I'm going to over analyze. I'm sorry. Yeah, this whole thing of like now listen, we're going to be with our family and you need to not fight with your sister because she's gonna bring your bullshit in. You need to chill out. Who are you talking to, lady? You know what I mean?

Like, it sounds like she's got a whole thing. It's very specific advice for a specific person, but like, you need them here, not a fucking iPhone, you know? That's kind of it for this. It's just a whole lot of, you need to do this and we need to watch out for this because of the Libra. I'm like, it's so fucking bizarre. I got to be honest with this show sucked. I spent 40 minutes with this woman. Yeah, it was awful. The only part I like was right at the end. Oh god. This is my number 13. She told a sex story and it was pretty fucking steamy. Oh, I enjoyed it a lot. All right. Let's get warmed up. I even put royalty free YouTube music under it so we could do it. Oh, so I enjoyed it a lot. All right, let's get warmed up for this one. I even put royalty free YouTube music on it

so we could play it. So being at play with ourselves, I'm ready to go deep within myself to her different finger in it. I can work with Ron, ask women at a coffee shop playing. Then she put some on her leg and she noticed the feeling that it gave her leg. Now, we were playing this place so deep inside. That's hot.

It's part of the scene, you do. I mean, the only part of the show I liked at all. I don't think that's how that went, Crouch. I want to talk about the seven different energy centers within your body and soul. And because this episode is about communication, there's one that's in your throat. And the throat is the fifth chakra.

This energy center is more balanced. It needs balance. And a way that you balance a space is that you allow the things that you need to express to come out of your mouth. Only a woman would cope with this. The only way to be happy is to talk a lot. No, shut the fuck up. You want to balance your energy?

Shut the fuck up. You don't have all the answers. It's enough out of you. We got it. I love the confidence she has with being able to understand who people are based on when they were born. Yeah. Grudge. This is something else that I've never once asked my friend what month they were born

and what their sign was. It wouldn't clue me into how to communicate with them in any way. Yeah. I just don't get it. Every once in a while, you'll meet somebody, you know, there's that like birthday problem. Once you have 30 people in a room, there's like a one over one. It becomes very common that people share birthdays.

Sure. You meet people that have the same birthday and they have nothing in common at all, at all, ever. And you're like, even the same year, like a classmate when you're a kid, you're like, what the fuck? This idea that being born in certain times in a certain place means fucking anything at all.

And if it does, we should find everybody born on Hitler's birthday and execute them immediately, right? And that leg was born on that. Yeah, that's a little bit. It's 20, that's not even joke. The logical extension of this, right? No, that's a really good point. It doesn't make any sense.

You have the same personality traits because you were born in a 30-day window as other people. There's so many other. But real quick, have you ever known anyone who's into astrology that has their shit together? No. Yeah, me neither. Never a once.

Yeah. OK, continue. Same with tarot cards and shadow work. We have to really take that into consideration. It's hard to juggle my executive job by six-figure salary with also my tarot card readings and seeing my psyched notes a week. Somehow you managed.

Somehow we would have bought it off. Never hear that sound. We have to really take that into consideration. That they're going to be different than us. That there will be things that come up and there will be processes that we have to work through. Which is really exciting for me as an astrologer because I can look at the birth chart and look at how communication styles show up for that person.

And it doesn't mean that I know exactly what they're going to say, but I understand a little better their style and I understand how it interacts with mine So I can be more aware if there's harmony there the way our placements aspect or if there's a disharmony Just assuming that you know how to communicate with someone based on anything Other than your past experience with that person is silly and ridiculous I used to work for this woman who told me because you know, everyone knows the golden rule. Treat others the way you'd want to be treated. And this woman who I worked for told me,

that's actually false. You need to treat people the way they want to be treated. I have no idea how they want to be treated. That's not me now. Do you know how they want to be treated? I'm gonna feel miserably at this. How can I possibly know that? It's all bullshit.

And of course, because this woman has no idea how to live her life, even though she tells everyone how to live theirs, there's nothing but drama going on at all times. Now, there are some people in your life that if you say something they don't like, they don't like the e-broad conflict to their life. They really don't appreciate the e-broad them drama. And there's frustration there. How dare you speak up and speak your truth.

But this is wrong. If you're going to have a healthy flow of communication and a relationship with another person, it's going to be very important for you to have a safe space to communicate your feelings, what you're experiencing, what's coming up for you, so there is no lashing out. She goes through a lot of fronts, that really inspired me, producer, Chris, you're a douchebag.

Yeah, you are a douchebag. Thank you for bringing up. I feel a safe space to communicate. I want to speak Crosis truth. Yes. And both of you, please go fuck yourself. She just said no lashing out. Yeah, that was fun.

No, I mean in the best way. Oh, okay. Can I wait to that to the show? Yeah, you can tell that everyone that this person comes in contact with is annoyed with her. Yeah, guys, that's what communication is. You get pissed off with me, get annoyed with me, you got to deal with it. That's communication.

No, that's not what communication is at all. Oh, you're doing it wrong I thought that's where the trolling began Is there anything else that you want to play from? Not at all our friend I gained zero cosmic wisdom from there Laura Beth Finley that is some character Wow, good luck with that Laura Bob

Bridge of the week Cridge on the way I thought that was it all right So we have a coupleinge of the week. Cringe of the week. I thought that was it. All right. So we have a couple of cringe of the weeks here. Crows you brought one. I'll start with you, buddy. All right.

If you remember way back in episode 284, we reviewed the Cinem massacre pod. Sure. So that's the anger video game nerd. He hires a bunch of other dudes. They're all sitting around the table. He says, yeah, and uh-huh a lot. And they talk about movies from the 80s. So, at the beginning of this year,

everybody else is gone. And it's just James, saying every video game nerd. And it's just sitting there in front of a green, so he's gone for like two months. And he comes back and he's doing videos like, why I think Dracula's cool. And like, five TV shows that I liked. And I wish I was kidding about all that.

So, I see him too. This last week, he does a video where he visits the mountain that Rocky IV climbed. Or that Rocky IV. I was keeping with that, Rocky IV climbed it. So, they get almost there and then they're like, well, they're like, well, they're like, this is actually pretty dangerous.

We're gonna turn around. Okay. And then, this is actually pretty dangerous. We're gonna turn around. Okay. And then this happens. The biggest overriding thought was my children, how I had a responsibility to come back home. You know, before I went on this trip, I, you know, the night before I left, I was putting my youngest daughter to bed at night

and she was, you know, like, kind of sad, you know, like kind of sad, you know, like, I'm going to miss you, Daddy, like, and I'm like, you know, don't worry, I'm going to be back in just a few days. It's not going to be that long. And, you know, you know, so I'm letting her know, you know, don't worry, I'm going to be okay and everything's going to be fine. I'm going to come back. And it reminded me that scene in the movie, actually, where he's, where Rocky is talking to his kid. You know, as I put in the kid to bed or whatever, and you know, the kids asking him, like, are you scared?

You know, if a big giant wanted to fight me, I'd be scared. Um... Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh. This is bullshit. It's a joke.

It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. Oh, this is bullshit. It's a... Yikes. Oh, God. It's a crime. This way, all the way home.

This is a blizzard of balls. I can't believe humanity was capable of degrading itself so low as to produce such an insulting catastrophe of ass. I agree. So that was a highly edited video that had 14,000 you nose in it. It's him crying and then walking through the rail. And then his whole thing is like,

he had a moment with his child and he's like, it just like the movie. It the kid cried, just like the movie did. I saw when I was 11. First off. This whole fucking guy's life is a movie so many 11 and I like I feel bad picking on the guy he's clearly not too special. Yeah, I mean he's clearly like not a fucking fully functioning neural typical human fucking

being. That's the angry video game dude. He got old and now he cries in the woods and he makes you watch videos of it. Well, a few things that I picked up on. First off, if you want to get teary eyed a little bit during the first Rocky movie, maybe Rocky II, I get it? Rocky IV, no, this is not a tear jerker by any means.

And secondly, this idea that he's like, I would kill myself on this mountain for this video, but I have my kids to think about. Like that was literally what he said to start that. I was like, if it weren't for my kids and that responsibility, I would be doing this, right right now. You're not an extreme sports dude. You fucking yellow belt video games And I'm very good. Yeah, get over yourself and the stakes I went to this trail and we were gonna go to hell but then we didn't Okay, it's a fucking hike. Okay, great. All right. I have I have a cringe that

God, this is gonna dam, I have a cringe that, God, this is gonna damper the mood a bit, but somebody shared this with me, not just somebody. Joel R9801. Oh, that's Joel. On Twitter, share this video with me, and Wawi Kazawi is all I can say about this. I hope these people are joking.

Oh, I gotta be 18, so I gotta be signed in. I never mind, fuck it. We'll let that one go. The teaser. That worked, then. It's not even worth it. Epic sale. Let's talk about my Jerry Banfield shoutouts

that I received from my buddy, Fenix from SoulSike Records. We talked about this before, but I went and grabbed the clips. Soul Psych Records with another $2. Oh. Getting them $2.00 Strip Club bills out up in this business. Happy birthday to Carl from Soul Psych Records. All of his K-Wekas were gone. Thanks, Jerry.

I appreciate it, buddy. And then later on, because the computer reads the superchets. I get an additional shout out. SoulSype Records tip two dollars at youtube.com slash Jerry Bambild. Can you wish my friend Carla happy birthday? Happy birthday cake. You got to say all that Will be present fireworks. Why don't we go back the other direction happy birthday Carl Thank you for watching Carl thanks chair Appreciate it, but of course he's playing a video game. So it's a little magic. I know there's like four audio streams going to once That is fucking chaos. There's a lot going on right there crush It's not as bad as when all my cell phones were going off On that one show that I used to do but

Then Jerry because what Phoenix had him do was watch his standup that he did at that conference Mm-hmm, and so a big portion of this video is Jerry watching to stand him going. Oh geez. I wasn't funny at all Doing that what do I think I was gonna pull off here? So then Jerry's gonna hot take on how stand-up works Appreciate you helping make ends meet for my cut and streaming. I think I've got what it takes to do stand up comedy, but here's the thing. Lots of people have the jokes of the humor, but almost nobody wants to put in the work to be a stand up comedian like Bill Burst said of all those times you go out and bomb in front of an audience and go to all these clubs and trial the jokes out

Being funny is the hard part. Yeah, actually writing a good set. That's the hard part Jerry You're not I was like well. Yeah, everyone's got hilarious jokes at there, right? But can you actually deliver it in front of an audience like no, that's that's the easy part if you have funny jokes Yeah, apparently you have to put in hours of bombing Yeah, that's what he thinks is like you go up there with funny jokes. People won't like you because it's your first time out there. No, that's not understanding this at all, Jerry. But that's why we love Jerry.

He is great, isn't he? Yes. Speaking of people that we love. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show.

Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Because that's absurd. Patrick Michael is bad as I teased after two months absence. So finally put out a new episode of Free Water. I saw you this week because we were at... BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE And on my phone my phone was ringing I have a special My go-army and a new free water drop and I I cried tears of joy

Yeah, and then I hit play and this is what I heard and I cried even more tears of joy What is up guys? How you hanging? How you hanging if you're hanging at all? You might not be hanging at all. Some of you might not hang. It might just be perky. I don't even know. That could be anything. Your balls, could your balls be perky? Is that even a thing? Seems like it would be, right?

I mean, what a way to start this episode, right? We're ziggin' and zagin' as soon as we come back in. That's fantastic, of course. What a way to start. He's back, baby. The magic! That's magic! Now I of course. What a way to start. He's back, baby. The magic, that's magic. Now I get magic, I have to tell you, Wednesday, producer Chris and I were over here, we recorded a show with patouts, great episode, a lot of fun.

And immediately afterwards, we both getting our cars to go grab some food and I pop on free water, I listen to about 15 minutes of it. And I was, well, no, probably more like seven or eight minutes of it. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's 22 minutes, but it's really only like 18, 17 minutes of content. And I was, well, no, probably more like seven or eight minutes of it. Yeah. Because it's 22 minutes, but it's really only like 18, 17 minutes of content. Yeah. But I was legitimately like smiling at some of his observations.

I was like, this is actually some of his best to work. I had a message dug from the Jingu's department. Like, have you heard this latest Patrick? Like, it was actually really good. Nobody does it. Like Patrick. Nobody does. I realized in that moment that I missed him.

Yeah. And I need him in my life. Absolutely. Absolutely. I mean, he acknowledges that it's been a little while since he's been here. Patty broken skull at your service, but I'm at your service. Not really. It's been too long for me to be still sort of working for you guys. As it's been seen, somebody's keeping track of how long it's been. There has to be some sort of discord chatter, some sort of, what is it, Reddit? These things are going, they're running amuck right now. Nobody knows what's happening. Where is he?

What's going on? Why hasn't he dropped an episode? A Patreon, I don't know even know how long it's been, but of course you guys do. You know what I'm hearing right there? We missed him, but he missed us too. Yeah. He missed, he saw that the discord wasn't talking when it was much and right it's kind of got another thing.

He's going out, yeah. He doesn't want to sound excited, but he's excited. He is excited to be back. We are too, buddy. Yeah. Well, he answers the question that we've all been wondering. Does he care? It is a podcast and there are no rules I don't care.

Is it not obvious yet? Guys, I DC. I don't care. I don't care. Like Darren Till. I don't care. It doesn't matter. So I was listening to this episode without clipping it.

And the thing that I picked up on was he doesn't care and it doesn't matter. So, I was listening to this episode without clipping it. And the thing that I picked up on was he doesn't care and it doesn't matter. And I put together a little super cut for us. Now remember, this is just from one episode that's less than 20 minutes. Doesn't matter. I don't know guys, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Don't care, doesn't matter. I don't care. I don't care. Doesn't matter. Let's move past it. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter it. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

It does matter. Thank you. That's what I thought, too. He almost ends anything when he doesn't know how to end a sentence or a thought. It doesn't matter. Yeah, move it on. What happened? But this is one of the clips that I have here.

I'm like, that's actually a funny observation. It's one of the funniest things he's ever said. He's talking about how I know everyone misses me. have another show leave it to the judges or don't leave it to the judges is the other show that we all ignore because we don't care about MMA. I was still doing don't leave it to the judges guys I was still doing the MMA podcast and believe me just as funny even if you're not a fan of the sport just as funny it's like comedians and cars getting coffee you could not be a fan of cars or coffee and

it's still a decent show it's a great observation isn't it I'm not a coffee drinker I like that show maybe I will check out don't leave it to the judges to one of the funniest things he's ever said. Yeah, it really is. That show doesn't exist. I would rather you... I would rather hear my entire family being backed over by a garbage truck than listen to anyone let alone patty fucking sea cops discuss on that man. My favorite part was he goes on a Jag about rocking horses, dude. Yeah, this was great, dude. This had me rolling. Where the fuck are you gonna hear somebody

Go to jack of a rocking horses Well, they're new listener old listener or Present list I guess if you're an old listener you'd also be a present listener so you're an old present An old present. It's like getting a rocking horse in 2022. Is that still a thing? They probably have rocking horses I don't know who cares I'm rocking horse It just so it paint so many pictures if you don't know the toy or the apparatus was it a toy? What did it do? Rock What is it?

Rocking horse too He doesn't figure it out Well, he can tell you. Yeah, he does figure it out. It's been an apparatus. Is it an apparatus? Is it a toy? I want you to classify this thing. What section of the Sears catalog should I be looking at?

A rocking horse, though, is just that. A rocking horse. You said a horse, a rock's back and forth. In no way, does it make you better at riding a real horse? It would be funny, though, if somebody was was like this is how you're gonna get good Go ahead and rock back and forth on this wooden horse that I made That doesn't have any real features, but you can tell it is the shape of a horse a Rocking horse was essentially like a cookie cut out of a horse with put on some, you know, bowed

Wood pieces of a horse with put on some, you know, bowed wood pieces. I don't know. First, first they came up with it. It was pretty fucking bored, but also pretty ingenious, man. Why are we talking about the rock and horse? Because I was also thinking about a horse that maybe has sunglasses on. He might, you know, listen to him. You know, what's the heavy stuff kids listen to today?

Disturbed. He's not just back. He's better than ever. He's back to his old form. We needed a couple of months off. I think he found a better weed dealer. Is that what happened? Yeah.

Did he legalize it in Indiana? He's close to, I hope not. He's close to Illinois. He probably make a trip. That's just fascinating. What a concept. You think you can just write a Rocky course or write a real horse?

So it works. Well, the other thing that he's done in his absence is he went to a theme park. Yeah. And I'm always enthralled by Patty C. Cupp's life outside of the trailer home. Yeah. Because I don't know what his income comes from.

I assume it's a government check that comes through. I don't know if you can use food stamps to get into a theme park, how that works. I have a clip of that. My number 20, he's like, all right, well here's what I did with my summer vacation. And then he goes, I left my house one time. But yeah, man, I've been doing a lot of shit, man.

I went to this fucking theme park. I got a sunburn because of course, still ginger. All right, still ginger. Sun's still not a friend. All right. I'm not I don't ride rides. I don't go to theme parks to ride rides, which is, you know, sort of defeats the purpose. But again, I will win your prizes. All right, there's never been a time where some sort of basketball shooting game wasn't conquered by myself. All right. I'm going to win something. And it takes two, two, maybe three shots. I'm gonna

get a prize and then we're out of there. Scoot-do, bobbety-boo. Shout out, take your shoes off. So now we know how he won Carly over in the first place, that giant stuffed animal. He was able to win for and then he busted into Kanye Lear except the ad there, which is always fun. I like that that he's bragging about winning carnival games, like that's his thing. That's what everyone knows of, like, oh shit, that's his income. Patrick Michael's here.

Well, this whole thing, man, I've been busy I've been doing all this shit. I went to a thing park and I'm going on he rides. Yeah, all righty, that sounds great. Well, then he explains because as you heard in that story, that because it's a ginger, he needs to have protection on it from the sun. So of course, I'm like, well, I'm gonna get sunburnt.

Let's put on some whatever the fuck, that lotion that protects you from the sun. Well, some of you might not even know what it's called because some of you might just tan and enjoy the sun. It is like a SPF. Sun tan lotion. 57, I don't know. It's sun tan a SPF. Sun tan lotion? 57, I don't know. It's sun tan lotion.

Okay. Sunscreen. Yeah, sunblock. Sunscreen is what you call it. He calls it SPF 57. It's not, it's not Heinz ketchup. Yeah. If there's no 57 involved in it. Oh, it's great.

Some of you might not even know what it is. No, you don't know what it is. You're the one who doesn't know what it is. There's this thing. Some people don't even know what it's called. Hey, that's not what it is you. Obviously. What is that lotion for sun tanning?

So, this is his comment on the price of hot dogs. And I find this to be very similar to like a stuttering John rant. Yeah. You can tell when people are poor, when one of their big takeaways from an experience is the cost of things. There was this one place that was selling hot dogs for $11. Like, my mother fucker better be as big as my left arm. What are we doing?

You know, four to $7? Fine. Big right. $11. Okay, I better be at the Yankee Stadium when Babe Ruth is hitting the home run directly into my area. By the way, $11 back then would buy a house. So that's super ridiculous. I don't want to be in a Yankee's game in 1932 buying an $11 hot dog. That's what they paid Babe Ruth $11 a week.

Yeah, right exactly. That was his fucking salary for Christchurch. So apparently $11 is too much for a hot dog, which I'm not going to argue with that. He said $4 to $7. I think he would bitch about a $7 hot dog. I would. Yeah. He's got a 4 dollar one. He does.

He goes on a whole Babe Root story though. I thought it was fascinating because he's into the soul like misogyny trend now. He's like, you can work it into any story. I'm digging it. And I don't even know if I've ever shared this but I was doing a podcast with some random people before and I don't remember if it was ever released But I remember we talked about Babe Ruth and the two people thought that he was a black guy Of course they're women, but you know if it was a guy you're like, hey man, it's sports You should know at least a little bit. That's a that's an icon, but it was two women and they're like, oh, Babe Ruth

I thought I was a black guy. You're like you've never seen even the John Goodman depiction of Babe Ruth, you've never seen a photo of the guy. He was the one that pointed to the thing You never seen the sandlot. What the fuck's happening? And sure enough most of these women have seen all of these things, but none of it sticks Here they're going to the candy bar Yeah, the candy bar is pretty dark actually. That's a good point. It's like almost black, right?

It's pretty dark. His touch points for Babe Ruth are the Sanlot, which was a sign ball. That movie happened in the 50s, every was dead. He pointed at the thing, and John Goodman. Those are his touchpoint for Faberous. It's fucking incredible. Yeah, how about the fact that at that time when he was playing there were only white people in the league. Yeah, Jackie Robinson thing. Yeah, I don't know.

I just there was a Negro league back then. I know there's a lot of reasons why those women were dumb. We can point out a lot of reasons. Oh, it's incredible. He touched out a few. I'll give him credit for that. Yeah, that's fun. You know what? He's happy to be back though Yeah, I don't know guys it doesn't matter, but I'm happy to be back. I'm not happy to be back I hate doing the shit honestly. It's so fucking boring. Oh, that's a damn it. That's a good turn I think a turn quick, didn't it? I like when he disagrees with himself I've never heard a podcast or disagree to himself more than Patrick Michael. It's amazing But this is a lot of fun. This isn't any fun.

Talkin' shit to himself. Yeah, just immediately. Wow. I missed him, man. I did too. I did too. And then if you want to hear him run out of steam, my number 22 is when he hits the- hits the end of the rails. Um, yeah, I don't really have anything else, man. It's been all this time and I just, I'm not the type of podcast or to be like, well,

then on Wednesday, August, December, I didn't know the past two weeks, I, who cares? You shouldn't care. That's why that's really the only reason I'm gonna drop this episode is just to see how many people are still waiting How many of you are still chatting about it in the discord or the reddits? I didn't care about those things. I don't even look at those things. Do you like me or hey me, Prash? Michael? I know. I know. I'm patiently for you to drop some wisdom, some cosmic wisdom. Yeah, all right Do you like beer, hey me, Precious Michael? I know. I know. I know. I'm patiently for you to drop some wisdom, some cosmic wisdom. Yeah, right.

And then you finally do when your whole podcast is about how much of a dick I am for waiting for your podcast. There's a lot of mixed messaging going on here. He could learn a little bit about communication from my, uh, front, I can never remember her name. What is it? Laura Bath Fiddling. Yeah.

You really learned about that. And then he, uh, he wraps up theaps up the show by getting up on his high horse and yelling at his all. Because you're boring. You're boring, you know? It's Ran its course, guys. It's Ran its course. Because everything that I've provided you as far as entertainment hasn't been returned

in any such way. So I could say, fuck it at any point. Unlike a lot of people who are like, oh shit, if I don't do this podcast episode, I can't drop my manscaped ad. I can't put in my fucking, I can't, I can't talk to a comedian that was popular 15 years ago. Talk about retarded. Talk about retarded. So, is he happy as he said? I don't know, but I missed your body and I hope you do a lot more shows and I hope they're about rocking horses. Who is he goofing on there? He's like, yeah, I'm not one of these assholes who makes a living from podcasting even that I've been trying to for seven and a half years I'm not one of these jerk offs who has to put out a podcast every week because that's what their income stream depends on

I assume it's those same foreign and the Mace shows that he talks about every single time. Yeah, but I don't know I can't tell what the fuck he's talking about after time. Well, I did miss Patrick Michael So I hope that he continues on because that was a strong episode Yeah, yeah back in the form. I have to say. So good on you Patrick Michael. Maybe he was working on a stand up routine all that time that he was off. That would be good.

I hope he does at least five minutes on rocking horses. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

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What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? They came in from Dane Brahmage 566 in the Dallas Autonomous sub-rata. And let me tell you about a story. Let me tell you a little story about a man named John went to the pub just to get his drinking on.

Then the talk of Biden started getting pretty mean. And here comes John. He's making no see. No more cores for $10 tips. Now the next thing you know, John has passed that on his ass so he starts off complaining on his Saturday podcast. He said, there's no way you can argue with me. Then he drank a hundred beers and fell off the balcony right through the green screen

into the home depot parking lot. Brilliant. Very, very, very well done. into the Home Depot Park and Life. by talking about this Twitter feud that he said, the thing that John has done, which is pretty annoying, is he's been trying to draw a lot of attention to the content of our show in order to get Patreon to take us down in order for me to not have a livelihood from podcasting anymore. This is John's mission in life,

which I would say is not a great use of someone's time, trying to knock somebody, you know, actually get their lives ruined, but whatever, that's how general. So he's gonna tease that he can't wait to talk about this. Later on, I'm gonna address something, I had this kind of friendly argument with this author on Twitter. And it's time that I address the horseship that's going on around me, but I will. But not until I have to ship maybe between ship and John. All right. So after his first guest, that's when we'll be very excitedly awaiting his response to this Twitter feud. Now, before we get into any of that,

he had played this guy Randy Rainbow for his intro music. We've ever seen Randy Rainbow. Super Flamboyant guy does like showtoony things, but it's all like anti-Trump stuff. So, John loves it. He eats it up, even though it's music that I don't think John would ever care about, but he thinks it's the funniest stuff.

And apparently, Randy Rainbow, because John uses his content, gave him a nod, and John's very excited about this. Let's all thank Randy Rainbow for that wonderful song. He actually thanked, he mentions me in his book, I was truly touched. It's just like when Jim Norton thanked me in his book, and I was truly touched. It's just like when Jim Norton thanked me in his book, and I was truly touched. Jim Norton is one of the greatest comedians, and one of the greatest people I've ever met. So always support Jim Norton. Go check into the Jim and Sam show any time.

He is a hell of a dude and a good friend of mine. You know, we've been friends for over 20 years. What's the last time we talked to him? Yeah. It was really good friend of yours. Was it when I was on Chip Show? But enough about Randy Rainbow. Three years ago.

Holy shit, John's. Wow. Jim Norton, what a great guy because he thanked you in his book. So I have Jim's books. Yeah. So I thought I would find these acknowledgments. Yeah. So he's got two pages of acknowledgments. He mentions over a hundred people. Yeah. This is in his book. So I have Jim's books. So I thought I would find these acknowledgments. So he's got two pages of acknowledgments.

He mentions over 100 people. Yeah. This is his first book. And this is the mention of John. And this is the last paragraph of the acknowledgments. It says, Jane Lennon and the entire tonight's show staff, especially Ross Bob and John.

Ah! Doesn't even mention his last name, and it's part of the tonight show because at that time Jim Norton was working for the tonight show as a correspondent. All right, fast forward to his next book and let's look at the acknowledgements. Oh, probably a lot more touching.

Well, in this book, there's a lot more acknowledgements. You can see there's three pages of acknowledgements here. Wow. And let's see, oh, here we go. there's a lot more acknowledgments you can see there's three pages of acknowledgments here and uh... let's see oh here we go in the uh... thirty-th paragraph after hundred fifty people have been already listed it says j-want to for always putting me on the couch with women who wouldn't dream of sleep

with me ross mark bob reed john melandas and the entire tonight show staff thanks for being so good to me. So it really actually has nothing to do with John Melendez. And all you just have to work at this tonight show. And it's funny because doesn't John take credit for Jim Norton making it big because John put him on his stuttering John comedy tour?

No mention of that at all. And he has a whole list of all the comedians he's on shows with. A huge list of the comedians of the acknowledges No mention of John there and John is still holding on to that. That's why I was touched. He didn't embarrass me Yeah, right So basically John's name is just John in one of these books and he still thinks they're busties Because of it. All right, so this is funny because John Sarmal, how he has a date later on in the day, which I can't wait to find out more about on the Saturday show if he's willing to talk about it.

He sometimes is. He sometimes is willing to talk about what's going on with his dates. Yeah, even when they tank, he talks about which is really strange, which is fun. Yeah. So hopefully he knows where his boner pills are this time. A regano, got it. And now let me ask the ladies, do you like with the beard or without the beard? Because I got a date tonight. So I was defeated.

Should I shave? Or should I knock? Should I grow a beard? Yeah, you can grow beard. I hardly said. I asked a girl at the cop of Bucket. Oh, yesterday. I said she literally she ain't and she said and she's a friend. She said, John, my ex-husband always had a beer and I never saw his face. Ladies don't like dating

Santa Claus. So no, be it So, you asked a woman who obviously has some psychological issues with her ex because she brought them immediately. And I think that John did that just as prove he has a neck. That's the first time I've seen a razor. It's three and a half years. He had to like pick up his own chins. And she'll like see, there's a neck there somewhere.

All right, you win. You got me there, John, fair enough. So John's got a date, that's exciting. Okay, let's get into the meat and potatoes of this episode, look at the appetizers. The appetizers make me more hungry. So John brings on his first guest and John admits that he badgers people.

It order to get them on his show and of course, he apologizes for that. I'm you back. As you know, I hate to sound like a pestering badger, but I, yeah, I badge you all the time. Oh, Minnesota is nice, dude. I'm fucking with you. It's great to be here. Thanks. No, I know. But I mean, some guests, I have to, I have to just, you know, once every two weeks, I got to ask, you know, just to keep it in their minds, you know, but I mean, some guests I have to fight. I have to just, you know, once every two weeks, I gotta ask, you know, just to keep it in their minds,

you know, because like yours, you know, you are always doing great things, but you have a very busy life suit. It's very easy to forget the little people like me. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Fishing for a compliment. A baby, no, it's good. It's good to hear your voice.

And a little. No compliment, No, it's good. It's good to hear your voice. And not little. No compliment. He's like, you know, because I'm not as big a deal as you are, Chip Franklin. He's like, yeah, no, I know. You're welcome. He is some interviewer, man. That's how he starts off the show, talking about how he's badgering him to come on. And apologizing for that.

And John goes, I hate badgering people, but I do it all the time. Yeah. Every two weeks, I continue to badger people. There was a funny screenshot somebody posted from his Twitter, Julia Diane Dreyfus, is that her name? Julia Louise Dreyfus. Julia Louise Dreyfus, thank you. She had mentioned something about how Republican suck

and nothing to do with anything other than, you know, vote Democrat. And so of course, she comes on there and is like, come on my show. You're not gonna get a big star like that on your show, John. You talk to three dozen crazy people. Why would they want to talk to those people? Yeah, and if she was going to do a podcast, she certainly wouldn't book it through a fucking tweet.

Yeah. Yeah, especially someone like her, she probably has a publicist. Yeah. You know, it's probably. And they might actually, they might actually vet the shows that they would like to celebrity. Appear on. Yeah, that's also a pretty good point. All right. So, so John lets his guests do some name dropping here.

But he also in the middle of this gets a donation and he leaves this up on the screen for a very long time. He puts it up on the screen and leaves up on the screen for a very long time. I'm talking about Chappelle and I knew Chappelle from the DC days. We did the same when he was a kid. So I'm working at a place called Garvins in Washington, DC. It was one of the first comedy clubs outside New York City. And before that, though, there was four Garvins. There was one of the first comedy clubs outside New York City. And before that, though, there was four garments. There was this little teeny place that people would come down. It was called El Brockman's and Seinfeld would drop by Eddie Murphy, Piscopo. A lot of these guys were stuck around.

Yeah, we get it. You're an old tyrant. And you met a bunch of famous comedians over there. So if you guys didn't see what the The post was Trump sucks 26 sent two dollars and 79 cents Canadian and That is for the chemotherapy. All right, so again, this is for that charity that John says Please donate to my PayPal So that I can give to this charity muttering Jay my favorite Twitterer of all time. Oh, God.

He posted something just today that said, in California, any individual or organization that solicits charitable funds is considered a charitable trustee. Under government code section 12, 585, initial registration must be followed within 30 days of first receiving charitable assets. He's sure that Senator Injada is doing this.

I'm sure he's filing with the government appropriately in order to receive these charitable assets for people. Yeah, I would love to see all the accounting for this. Yeah, me too. I'm collecting all those money to donate to Kim with therapy. Are we going to see like a hospital bill or some Gulf Army? Are we going to see this? No, he did say trust me

Which would leave me to believe that we're not gonna see any of us that we just need to trust him and That'll be fine. I'm not sure that we'll find out I guess but even when you go to a charity show They'll be like, you know, hey, we raised $700 for whatever it was. You know what I mean like they they're proud of it It's it's a thing I'm I'm sure that we'll get that from him. I'm sure he'll be like, I raised. Well, he should have a shirt. Where he's like coloring it in with the Mark Warren he's trying to get, yeah, he's trying to get to the goal

or whatever. Absolutely. I don't know why you sound suspicious though. What about the money that was raised for the DC trip? Yeah, that's right. A full accounting was shown for, well, we know, actually, no, he complained about it the whole time. And actually, he was a good answer. A full accounting was shown for it. Well, we know actually know he complained about it. Oh, right. The whole time and actually with the money because the hotel was 400 bucks.

He's only raised money for 19 months. Yeah, that's true. Good boy. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to spend take out a car. I know. Time may be more of the essence here. How long is this grift going to go on for? Seriously.

Until the next charity. It's so funny because I have a video ready to go on YouTube, it's from the Pat Oats episode. We literally pointed out three laws that John was breaking on his show. And there's a million shows out there that all ask for money. There's a million ways to ask for money

that aren't illegal and fucking immoral and creepy and weird. You know what I mean? Like, there's a ask your audience for money, it's fine. Right, right. But if you wanted to do a charity, you can set up a GoFundMe. It's all taken care of for you. Yeah, it's pretty easy nowadays, yeah.

Ugh, he's something else. All right, so now this guy, Chip Franklin, who used to do comedy and, you know, he knows Chappell and he knows all the greats. And I guess he was a radio broadcaster for a long time. I'm not familiar with Chip Franklin, are you? Never seen him before. Yeah, I think he was a radio broadcaster for a long time. I'm not familiar with Chip Frank, what are you? Never seen him before. Yeah, I think he was big in DC or something.

So he's going to go on about how Dave Chappelle said some very offensive things about trans people and Chip did not enjoy this. So this whole thing when he was, you know, going down, you know, making trans an issue and that whole deal talking about the jokes, it bothered me because he was, you know, going down, you know, making trends an issue and that whole deal talking about the jokes, it bothered me because I was, you know, I have my opinion about comedy

that we should always punch up, not down, you know. And so I was, you know, I was kind of hard on him, but not too hard because I know we all fuck up and say things, you know, if you went back and pulled everything I'd ever said, you know. Oh, that's what I'm gonna, I'm gonna address that. Cause I get these people who try and, you know, if you went back and pulled everything I'd ever said, you know, oh, that's what I'm going to, I'm going to dress that because I get these people who try and, you know, say that I'm a certain way because 30 years ago, I was on the Howard Stern show and got a Stern story too for you along those same months. Let me finish this though.

So anyway, so you know, chips and professional brokers like, shut up, dummy. You asked me a question I'm answering again. This isn't about you John just goes. Oh, actually, how's your brother up? I'm gonna talk about me No, don't talk about you John. Yeah, you have a guest dad and you're interviewing your guests I'm warming up the chip right now. Yeah, I'd be too. This is a Tony Michaels. All right. He's not gonna sit there and listen to you Fucking talk about your problems. He doesn't give a shit. Oh, that's reminds me of pop pop pop pop Also, I love this idea that you're only allowed to punch up in comedy Oh, that's reminds me of Bapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapb no idea what comedy is if they explain there's rules to comedy. You could be funny in this way and this way, but not that way or that way. Okay, I get it. So, these guys got so successful.

Correct, this is why these two are doing a show on the internet out of Thursday after noon. And this is funny because Chip is now going to explain to us why it's okay when they call out people's physical flaws, even though you shouldn't be body shaming as we all know. But it's okay when that person disagrees with you politically. And, you know, I mean, people sometimes will say, like, you know, this woman that defeated Cheney

and I was talking about how crazy she looks. And they're like, why do you have to body shamer? I'm like, fuck you. It's a horrible person. She's hurting, she wants to hurt people. And you following this, Gros? He can say that because she's a horrible person. She's hurting, she wants to hurt people. You following this, Crows? He can say that because she's a bad person. You're allowed to say shitty things about bad guys.

And he's determined that's a bad guy. And so of course he can do that. Makes sense. Makes perfect sense, right? So we can't say this stuttering John looks like the big brother from Weird Science after they turn him into a blob because John's on the right side of things, he's a good guy.

If he wasn't though, we could say he looks like a Meldinger. Correct. If he were a Republican, the shit that I would say about Grandma Melendez here, it doesn't even get me started, but we can't. Because he's on the right side of the spectrum. All right, this is great because now, John goes on about how he used to say bad things

about people, but he doesn't, maybe more. So no, that's not body shaming, right? Body shaming, you know, so it's a really, it's a paradoxical gray area that we all have to navigate, and it's not easy. I'll tell you, Chip, this was, this was the perfect story because I was gonna address some things that like, you know, a little later on in the show

about people calling me out me out for things that we didn't know, it's not true. It was 30 years ago. I mean, people are calling me out me. Can you believe it? I mean, all I have is the biggest hypocrite ever. They're calling me out. What the fuck?

And his guest is literally grimacing. Yeah, looks like he's in pain. He's like, I can't fucking believe I'm listening to you talking. Yeah, you're gonna try and shoot horn listening again. Yeah. Again. Howard used the R word for the mentally challenged pull the time. And for you.

And for you. He called me that a billion times. Exactly. You know, that was a different world. It was not until 2010 that a billion times. Exactly. You know, that was a different world. Not until 2010, that Obama making unacceptable when he signed it out of any bill. Did you guys know that President Barack Obama in 2010

made it unacceptable to say the word retard? Did you know that? You know, I got the letter, I had to change all my sheet music at home. I remember that. Yeah. And he made an exception for podcasts. These people actually think politicians

determine what words we can use. That's fucking scary. That's how dumb these people are. These people could be ruled so easily by a dictator. They're like, okay boss, you're the boss boss. Whatever you say. And I just wanted to point out that my very good friend,

Stutt Joe's fair use below de-factoring went ahead and put together a compilation of John using the R word, post-2010, even after Barack Obama told us what I wanted to say that anymore. I thought John got the memo. Everybody get in to it. Get stowed by my retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded ret Proving you're fucking idiots Calling people off for shit that you do all the time. You know, he's got a good sense of rhythm though A retardedly good sense of rhythm. All right, you guys want to hear John try to say the name Sarah Silverman. Yes. All right. This will be fun Yeah, that's the that's the hard thing chip is that like a lot of these comics. I saw a thing that Someone was calling out

comments. I saw a thing that someone was calling out a Sarah Silverman for something she said and she has say, hey, different times then and I apologize. She's brilliant though. I mean, I, yeah, she's real brilliant than Sarah Silverman. Do these people realize it's because they're the ones policing other people's speech is why they get pointed out for being hypocrites? Yeah, but you say that shit. Yeah, but it's different now. Okay, do you think that we've ended this? Like, we have our complete list of all I said the little words now. And can you give me the final list so that I know so that in 2030, I won't say anything from 2022 that'll come back to me. This is what's so dumb about these people.

They think that like, yeah, but she apologized for that. She's moved on. Yeah, but you guys are idiots. It keeps the bar keeps moving. The goalpost keeps moving on us. It just keeps changing. There's no fight-a-list. Sarah Silverman's brilliant.

What do you think about that, Crash? Good. All right. I pull up her podcast feed and the most reason was a best off. And I'm like, best of Sarah Silverman podcast. What could that even possibly mean? I would I would love to hear that. Okay. So now now John describes why he can make jokes that ridicule others. I mean, you know, but she's also self-deficates. She takes, she takes.

She takes. John thinks he says self-deprecated comic. Did he just say, same as me? Yeah, I'm also a self-deficated. I'm just like Sarah Silverman. Yeah. His whole policy in life is, it's different when I do it. Of course, of course, it's great.

All right, last clip I have from Senator John. So his second guest on this program was John Fugel saying, and John is he? John, I know, can you believe it? His name is my name too. Yeah. So this is great because John, who's on the East Coast, will be making a trip out to LA.

You will be out in LA on vacation soon. I'm really ready for it. And thanks for doing such a good show and thank you. You could, you know, you could do a fucking bro fest here and just be a pig, but you're not. You're actually pissing off dude bros and caring about marginalized people. And what you're doing is really moral and it's really

inspiring and you inspire me. It's really nice to see you. Oh, thanks, John. And we run out like, please, you know, we'll grab a beer or something. Yeah, I'm not gonna do that, John. But it's good to be on your show. And I'm gonna...

That was beautiful. That was awesome. That was beautiful. That was beautiful. He didn't even smile at the religious, just I'm not gonna do that, John. I want nothing to do with being in the same room as you okay. Oh my god. That's hilarious He could have been saying don't touch me

Yeah, I love this guy is running a fucking literal cancer scam He's scamming people and it's like what you're doing is very moral Yeah, no shit Come have a bear with me. I'm never gonna do that. Stay away from me. The way he answered that too was like, show them now like never asking me again. Instantly, that was awful.

And I know you have my cell number. Do not text me while I'm in LA. I will not answer it. All right. I'll be surprised if that guy's ever on this show I got. That's just insane. So far as many of these people are, they look fucking miserable.

They look miserable. They never done a show like this before. They're like, what, you're talking about you now? What's going on? I'm on your show, idiot. And he has those like trigger words. If someone brings up, oh, someone's mainly me on the internet. Oh, really?

Because that happens to be all of them. It just starts on his 20 minute thing about the trolls. Yeah. We could put together a giant compilation of, how do you deal with your trolls? Like, they're like, what? What do you mean? I mean, I've seen a negative comment on YouTube before,

but all right, I gotta get Vic in here if she is ready. Victoria. Hello. Hello. Vic is back and you're in your new house now across on this trip club. How's the club?

That's pretty good. Is that? It's pretty good. It's still top. Like it's not topless, which is really weird. Oh, that's not a strip club, man. That's keeping your clothes on, club. Unless you get a lap dance, that's when they take their tops off,

but it's just tassels pretty much. That's how they get you. Wait, you lose girls are only gonna show their boobs for money Yeah, I that's what I'm saying. Your top has too many buttons Yeah, I thought it was for the love of the game. I'm very disappointed all of that all right Well, Vic I brought you on because we have a very special game to play today because we have a very special game to play today. Hell. Cardiff Electric is sent over an edition of Who Set It?

It's the racist edition of Who Set It. He's told me that Ash is not a part of this, okay? So don't guess Ash. I pick Carl for everyone. You can write that down. Oh, shit. You might be right. Fuck.

I'm gonna go with Croge on this one. Blind. All right, well, let's get into it. Welcome to WhoSetit, the official podcast game on WATP, brought to you by the Car of Electric Podcast Network. Okay, Carl and co-host. WhoSetit, our first entry. WhoSetit?

Buying black shoe polish and not using it to polish your shoes. Who said it? This is possible. Uh, Jerry Bannedfield, I'm going to say I'm just, uh, OP. All right. producer Chris. Uh, Patty C Cups. All right. Producer Cress. Uh, Patty C. Cups. All right, Vic. Tom Myers.

Also, fuck you, Carly. You said too long and then now you're like, oh, they got it. It's too short. Well, no, the problem with the too long was those Stuttering Jack Clips that go out for Affer and then they replay. Yeah, of course. Cardiff can't win is what you're saying. Basically, what do you team Cardiff on? I think Vic's Cardiff. Yeah, of course. Cardiff can't win is what you're saying. Basically.

What do you team Cardiff on the sudden? I think Vix Cardiff. Yeah, a little bit. I miss him. It can be Cardiff's review, girl, next. The fuck. All right, we've all picked a different person because there's no way to know this one.

One, two, three. Keep buying black shoe polish and not using it to polish your shoes. Time I guess that would be Vic. Vic gets on the board. Moooo. Well done. I've just got it wasn't me. That's the only thing I'm excited about. I knew get my win this. I said it wasn't me. All right. Wow. That was a deep pull. Well done. Vic's in the lead, let's keep going. Our next entry.

Who said you can't talk about blackface without a brother in the room? All right, that's a dumb thing. Who said it? I'm gonna say OP, I'm gonna say OP. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say OP. Yeah, totally does. Crash? Yeah, I'm going to OP. Oh, yeah, sounds like an OP. Yeah, totally does. Uh, Kroge. Yeah, I'm going to OP that it only somebody

that grew up in that time would even think of using the word brother. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. What do you think, Beck? I think it's OP, but I'm gonna say Stuttering John. Okay. Good Paul.

Mary. See, she wants to have it both ways. So if it is Stuttering John, then she's got a two-point lead and if it's OP, oh, yeah, I knew that strategy is working so far. One, two, three. Because he's like, you can't talk about black face without a brother in the room unless you a clan meeting. Who's the other voice?

That was, um, what's his name is, uh... the co-host that he had for a long time the black co-host now i'm an ola now i'm a co-host uh... now i'm drawn to black charade small thank you hey i think it's a four-way tie now

it is right all right let's go fix it for the way of the day Who said Don't it is usual she's the first one on the board Don't worry about me saving us money. I'm going to Jew people down two people down. Whoa! You said it!

I think I got my guess. I gotta think about this one for just a brief minute. Who would say that? I think I'm going OPA again. Oh, I went Jerry Banfield. You're going Jerry? Stuttering John. Stuttering John, what do you think, Beck?

I think Jerry, there's no other option. Yeah. Hmm. One, two, three. Listen, don't worry about me, save us money. I'm gonna do people down. Bro, that's all for this week. Wow. You said it.

Bro, you've brought the cards in your mind. It was an award. Some of the most famous podcasts on the attract today. That's right, he does feel comfortable saying, Jew, poor little Jew boy. Oh, yeah, but let's sue Patreon because of all the anti-Semitic. That was then, this is now.

That was a week or two ago. But Biden said on August 12th, you can no longer talk about juic people down. So get it out now. I gotta give credit to current electric on that one to be able to find those clips to have the racist addition of who said it, very impressive, Cardiff. I wonder what his hard drive looks like.

You know what I mean? The fact that he's able to put Richard drive me talking about it. The property's in place. That's the problem. What have we done today, Croge? What have we done? We've done it all. We learned a lot about communication and what Laura Beth's pussy is for and how to play a song without knowing any chords. We talked about Jerry Banfield giving me a birthday shout out, even though it's not even close to my birthday.

Patrick Michael is back all is he ever. Stuttering John will not be getting a drink with John Fugel saying anytime soon. So you know what that means. This time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The team's the most interesting. We actually got the team. The team's the most interesting. The team's the most interesting. The team's the most interesting. This is the part of the show we play, Cliff and the Podcast.

We'll be reviewing on the next episode of where these podcasts are just coming up this week with Vinny Pauline, I was gonna be back in studio to talk about this show. Let's dive in. Let's start from the very beginning. I wanna just get to know DIMPS from the very beginning. I want to just get to know DIMPS from the ground up.

So where were you born? Where were you born? How the hell did I get here? Here we go. The Joker. Go. So obviously I'm not born and raised here in Tennessee as much as I wish I was.

But I do come from a little small town in Florida. People wouldn't think Florida is country, but waiting till you get to those outskirts. No, it is. It's fucking Buckeye. Yeah, I've met Casey, the review girl. I know the Florida is pretty country. Yeah.

There's some rural areas for sure. This is a show called Dumb Blonde, a suggestion from my buddy Drew Lane again. This is number four in the comedy charts right now. This show is huge. Really? a show called Dum Blonde, a suggestion from my buddy Drew Lane again. This is number four in the comedy charts right now. This show is huge. Really? Dum Blonde, one of the biggest comedy shows.

It's bigger than that David Spade, SNL show. It's bigger than Conan. It's bigger than all these other shows that you know. In this specific episode, Demp's tells all, with TikTok and Instagram star, Katie Demppsey is the guest on this one. So I'm looking forward to this. That sounds fascinating. Dumb blonde.

And I think that there's a lot of synergy there with our friend Vic. Hopefully you could join us. Yeah. This Wednesday. Of course. As we talk about dumb blonde. Crows, thank you so much for coming over today. Oh my pleasure. Anything that you want to promote or plug, my friend?

Yes, I have two plugs today. Now, a little car, oh, there's a lot of podcasts riding your co-tails these days. True. But mine was the first and it's still the best season 18 of behind the smile talk from Arizona this weekend. My team is doing an extensive look at Karl the songwriter, and here's just a little sneak peek of what you're gonna hear.

A song inspired by going to the toilet and by being carnation. Karl was on the toilet, thinking about a breakup he'd had, and how he'd like to come back as a turd in his ex's toilet bowl, so she'd look down and see him in there winking up at her. He'd taken that idea,

cleaned it up a little and turned it into. I'm excited about this. Wow. And I'm going to be on the subreddit later. I'll be exploring deep within myself. So please come join me. That sounds good. Producer Chris, thank you as always. Yeah. Vic, the review girl hang with us. We got reviews coming. Anything you want to plug, Vic? Uh, yeah. I'll be collecting your teeth to make a witch spell for you later today. With your sister witch? So please join us again for the next episode where we might find out once and for all who are these podcasts. Sleep well, every pony. Starting in the most bits of morning radio.

I'm out and show these polls right now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone Great job everyone. For a moment, we have comments regarding Episode 334, Alex Jones, and Better Together. East Stand 1982 is Flabbergasted. Can't believe Carl announced his engagement to John's trans kid in this episode. What a bombs shell! Riku3220 is Ford! Wow, another episode of Carl just playing whole unedited episodes of Beer on the balcony!

This is really getting out of hand! Brace this as wow! Wow! Carl went a solid hour talking about John's kids grooming preferences! Wow! Get him, John! Beaver Putting asks, What was the chick's name who had something stuck up her butt?

Talking chair's answers? Her name is Carl. Standard T-offers, Jim Norton is the funniest person that will ever be on the show. Medthro has to be kidding with. He's no producer Chris. And Shalom Shuley Opines. Fuck off.

Some kind of Cape Demon. Jim Norton was hilarious, and the whole crew did a great job of both complementing and blasting Alex Jones befittingly. These are the best shows, in my opinion, where it isn't just one note being hit over and over. Love that back and forth. Shame he left early, but what can you do?

And we also share some comments on episode 335, the three questions with Andy Richter. Krogerfan88. Oats made me enjoy the Stuttjo segment again, best episode in a long time. Add Oats to the very short list of guests who don't fuck up the show, downvote syndrome. I too thought Pat and Oswald used to be funny, but I'm now struggling to remember a single example of it, middle-custard. Imagine being a working stiff who has just got off work and wants a few quiet drinks at the bar. And this asshole walks in. Already half-cut from the eight beers he sunk at home that morning, and he starts berating people with his

infantile political hot takes. John would not be a beneficial customer to have. He'd drive people away. Baldrisel, home run hamburger, Home Run, and Jimmy plays us out with, I disagree with kindness. We will it's been a minute. Do we have some new reviews you want to share with us? Yeah, I've a little bit. I've like three for you today. Okay, that's what you determined to be a little bit. Yeah, it's three.

All right, cool. More than a couple. This first one is I've reached my limit by the dabbling cobbler. He says, I just wanted to make sure that everyone knew that I'm taking a mental health break from listening to this show Oh, all right Fantastic thanks for letting us out. Is that a five serve you? I hope that is all right Okay, come back whenever you're ready. I appreciate it This next one is always right 60% of the time by D rice. Yeah okay. He says this podcast is what happens when grown men regress

back to being 14 years old. It's like if Beavis and Butthead had fetal alcohol syndrome. I never miss an episode love this podcast. That's a pretty good description of the show. Yeah. Yeah. I appreciate that. That's a pretty good description of the show. Yeah, yeah. I appreciate that. That's another five-star, I imagine. It is. Wow, we're killing it. All right, last one.

Let's give it one more five-star. Let's go three for three. I feel it. This last one is eh, by death by farts. Oh, that looks so much better. Try it. Yeah. All right, I'm jacked up.

What do we got? He said, I only started listening to the show because of a call to action from the amazing Who's Right podcast. After listening to the last 100 or so episodes, it can be summed up as a clearly in-bred man slam dunking on disabled people. I have to watch the episodes from newest to oldest so it's not just a show stomping a has been to the ground. But an inspirational story of a severely alcoholic fishing fish man rising from the bottom to niche fame and going to be an intern at a famous radio station.

That's hilarious. It reminds me of David Tells' joke where he talks about watching girls gone wild backwards. Being a whore isn't for me. It's like, close back on. Vic, is that a five-star review? It is. Woo!

Three for three today. Look at how much Vic hates that. Yeah. She hates it when you have five-star reviews. It's awful. Guys, keep pissing off Vic, keep giving us five-star reviews that she can read and keep the jokes aflying.

I have good news for everybody i was very excited to see all is very is back i know we missed them a call very from sanny a go a cindito i just checked the zillo on's home and I got a shocker. He has lowered his price from 425 to 399. He's getting no action on that house, on that condo, and the prices are dropping in that area like a lead weight. So I think he's very frustrated.

He can't sell that house. I think he thought he was sitting on a gold mine. Turns out he's not sitting on a... I know. Yeah, he's sitting on a turd again. That's a job. Oh wow. That's too bad. I'll be right back next go round when he lowers the price to $350. Okay.

All right. This dude deserves a drop on the board. I'm gonna figure it out. Okay. You can tell he's a little out of practice there. Cause he's usually pretty succinct with his calls, but you gotta keep them coming in, Barry from Escondido, where every single guy go everywhere you are.

He thought he was sitting on the gold mine. That's not good. Yeah, so that is true. They just dropped the price, $25,000. Ah, there's a apartment. That's not a good thing. New. It's like it's going well.

I can only imagine what smells like. People get in there. I was going to say, anybody that walks in there catches a whiff of that place, ain't making it off. Well, they do. It's gonna be real low. It's not pleasing aesthetically.

It's got that really weird green paint in the kitchen. Like you just make it a neutral color because people are gonna see that it turned off. Yeah. Well, Vic, you just went house hunting, right? Like, I don't know if you had this experience. This was money years ago, but some of the places I went to were like,

you couldn't believe the fucking shape there and like you're really selling this house in this condition. Yeah. Oh, it's awful. Like, quarters will just keep all their shit and then just fucking have you view it. I'm sure like Stuttering John still has his dead cat and like the freezer. Oh, yeah. I remember walking into a place and just thinking like, how many months would it take me to get the stench out of this like you know thanks but no you two could have your own roach farm yeah if only had they had a strip club where they don't strip across the street I would have bought the place home deep home now but just the the posters he has up on the wall it looks like a dorm room yeah the dogs all fucking yeah you walk in there and you just think like oh this is someone who didn't take care of this

Special the last time and you're not in good shape like their basement That's it. We're in my basement. Yeah, thank you Every room's a bathroom How many pairs are there there's house seven Seven and a half Some of the math. But John is a guy who clearly can't work a bar of salt. He's not working a bar of salt. He's not working a bar of salt.

He got kicked out of a bar of salt. All right, it's still mind of the day. You and Steve Irkall. Do you know Steve Irkall, is that? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, cool. Steve Irkall called it into the know Steve Irkhoel, is that? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, cool. Steve Irkhoel called into the show, which I'm excited

to finally. Yeah, I know, right? Okay, this is Steve Irkhoel, your counterpart. Not quite the payoff, I was hoping for that one. I hope the noise calls in there. Yeah. All right, Paco called into the show. What's up, Carl? This is Paco and I just want to say it's quite disturbing how many how many fools is working

on the Andy Richter show talk. It is. It sounds terrible. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I just wanted to say that. I don't know why I wanted to say that.

But I felt like I felt like I was like, dude, I put a call call and let that's what I'm doing. All right, well, I'm a lot of ideas, you know, I'm gonna start right now. I'm gonna contact you very soon though. You get the email. You know, you know what, I'm gonna email you right now. No, you know what I want.

I won't email you right now. I'll email you later on today. Right, Carl. It's got a shit together. Perfectly. He's gone great. I hope Jen's good. And I see a nice little later dog strut up to a crowbar again, I guess.

I don't have any. I don't even know who to shout out anymore. It's a shout out to everybody. Wait a minute. Yeah, right. Cros and everybody. And everyone. All right. This is another one from Paco. He brings up a good point here. Yeah, what's up, Carl? This is Paco. It's crazy to do this. It's a little sad to see how Stuttering John is a grown man. He doesn't know how to hydrate himself. You know what I'm saying? He's over here talking to my drinking sugary juices and things like that. Like I drink a gallon of water a day.

You know what I'm saying? At least. That's just because of my line of work, but you know what? It's just crazy how this foot thinks like, oh,'s in juice and and these high sugar drinks is good for deep, you know, dehydration, which is not true dog Come on, man. Get it together. Let's that joke. You know the thing I'm too Chicky Nuggies. All right later Definitely not high c.

You had a clip up on YouTube recently, where John's talking, he's starting to show, and he's drinking his water, and he's like squeezing it and attacking it. And he's like, six words, and he's like, wow, I knew this was. It was so fucking gross, dude. It was unfucking real. How gross this human being is and that's with water Like how could you be gross drinking water? It's around us. We needed to live and somehow we figured out how to fucking do it I was thinking how

How is he so bad at being a drunk? I'm pretty good at it in the middle of the night You start drinking a little water, you know possibly before you go to sleep. Yeah, no shit, you know, dude I yeah, I used to you know I used to talk about the big glass water next to bed. Oh god. I've been hung over before I know everyone's surprised by the shocking. But by noon I'm rehydrated.

He starts to show it noon and he's just like ah! Rude. He starts drinking at 10 a.m. the day before. Yeah it's a beat. To beat hung over for 12 hours, you got a drink for 16. Also, if you don't want to be thirsty,

lay off the baloney. Very good point. All right. You know what I saved some voicemails for Vic because she wasn't on the show, Wednesday. What a nice guy. And now I've lost them. So I'm going to find them. Oh no, I do have them all right here

Never mind. I'm an idiot. Hey, we're bad. All right. This is for this is for you. You know Stephen Hawking is Vic Of course. Yeah, I'm real chairman. Wow. They could pick those people are. This is great. Yeah, this is from Steven to you This is the hog. This is how I talk I'm calling for Vic. I hear you like that dudes. Sub sweet thing. Show me them big gold to this. Call me maybe. You heard them. Yeah. That's a fair question. That's right. Yeah. I'm about to go to a pool party. Oh, I have life. The rainbow. Very well done. Let's see if it's working. It is.

All right. Oh, it took me a couple of weeks ago. Wow, very impressive, Vic. I have to say, anyone who's not subscribed to our page or are watching these videos live is officially missing out. All right. You know, Steven Hawking, that Nobel Prize finally got you yeah this is what he always wanted he called back again this is the hog carol don't be a cunt don't call me back all right I won't say there was an outtake from Stephen Hawking as well. He's not always perfect. This is the hog. This is how I talk. Fuck, I forgot what I was going to say delete this message. Well done, the hog.

Alright, I'm just stressing all of a sudden. Let's listen to a cow poem, shall we? No. I'd like to end this call with a poem. I'd like to end this call with a poll. When light seems one too many for you, go and look at a cow. When the future's black and now looks blue, go and look at a cow. Or she does nothing but eat her food and sleep in the meadows entirely new, refusing to fret or worry or brood because she doesn't know how. Whenever you're feeling bothered or sore, go and look at a cow. When everything else is a

fearful bore, go and look at a cow. Observe, gentle and placid air for non-shelons in South welfare. Perhaps you freedom from every care. Her in-perturable, but a little in-perturable throughout. Fuck. Oh, probably that. That's the reason why that made the list was just fucking up at the end. So apologize, everyone, sitting through that. But I was admiring the cow at the same time. All right

Come on more voice mails here I know I did shock. I've never going back there ever again. This was the hardest daughtering John segment to fit through. Yeah. Just go fuck yourself Carl. Oh my God, it's a great segment. His, we've documented endlessly in the show, but his thing with like, I'm so generous,

but then anytime he does something, he's like, you owe me. He's like I tip our $10 a pair which you know Sure the opposite of generosity Yeah, I think this I would owes you for something and you owe me you have to be nice to me And you have to serve me and you have to do this you need me. Yeah, he's like you need my money You wouldn't survive without me being here. It was oh god. It's so fucking gross And he says these things out loud and doesn't even realize it. It's crazy. It really is wild. Holy shit. That's why we love them. Oh. All right. We've been getting a lot of song parodies, which I appreciate, but there are rules to the song parodies. This is Nate from Flint, Michigan with an ad vanishing to all you parody song creators who use slow movers as your based song.

Carl has an attention span of about nine seconds, same as the sexual congress with his unfaithful wife in the Jingle department. He can't stress this enough. Make with the funding without all the build up. You recommend speed wrappers like bone thugs and harmony and flow right up for this next next batch of parody songs. Easy listening and guns and roses, and roses valid aren't cutting the mustard And start at the verse or the court. Yeah, just get to the walka walka

Right. I was gonna do this this week and I didn't I was gonna bring in and be like hey, I got a song pair And I want you to play. And it's just free bird. That'd be three that I didn't know. And I was gonna see how long I could get you to play. I'm gonna play it for you. Because I bet I could get it into the third verse. I'm pretty sure.

Yeah. All right. Jesus Christ. I was so mad because I felt like you just didn't put on enough episodes to satisfy my needs. And then I listened to like the first 30 seconds of the newest episode and it was the bomb. I'm just going gonna shut it off. I'll start it tomorrow when I'm not drunk. I love you, call me back.

Don't call me back. I know you could drink a prison. I'll jack off on you. Jesus. All right. Yeah, don't want to do our show in your drunk. Wait till you sell yourself or that one's a dark show. My advice.

Also, stop calling me. Yeah, so Friday in the show, maybe don't mix so well. Hey, gross. Come on, just because our review girl is chugging wide and producer Chris blackout drug. This is gonna be some Friday, you know, she showed up mixed. Oh, you mean fucking cool. Stuttering John's a mess. All right, I can't wait until we're all set on John's a mess. All right, I can't wait until we're all centering John's age doing this show. It's not so bad tricking all day long. Every day, I don't know why you still rip on people.

Was this 90% water anyways? Thank you. Remember I bought you those Yankee tickets. They were good seats. I paid $123.14 for them. All right. This is the last voicemail about a recent appearance I had on the Steel Toe Morning Show. Yeah. This message is for Carl. I know you don't normally get compliments on the show, but I wanted to call in and say that I really enjoyed your steel-to-mourning

show appearance. All right, well, take it easy and your club-footed fuck-safe. You made it out for it at the other end. That's how you leave a voicemail. Oh! Yeah, so I did an interview with Aaron Imholt. Aaron Imholti. I should probably figure out what he's doing.

Before he's saying. So cool. Silas and Wormi show. And Aaron is going to be a guest on WOTP coming up sometime soon. So that'll be fun. Looking forward to talking to the Minnesota Sultan beyond the show.

Vic, thank you so much for coming on and reading reviews. We always appreciate that. You might have some competition. Hannah who recommended the show today wants to be a review girl Really? She's gonna ask her cup size. She's gonna have to beat out Casey, but she's gonna have to find Casey first. Yeah, right Challenge gonna be tough. What was she say back? And did you ask her cup size though? I did it. What are we talking?

I didn't, because I have to find that out. Okay. Hannah, if you're listening, send me your cup size. And our whole picture. Or your pre-range. You think she sounds fat? Just the name Hannah? Yeah.

I didn't know like a skinny Hannah in a minute. Yeah, good point. All right. What's all pre-judge Hannah? Yeah. Let's scare her away immediately. That's a good idea. All right, Vick, thank you so much for coming on.

Are you doing any comedy shows coming up? Yeah, actually, in Newport News, Virginia, Cosy's comedy club every Thursday now. Oh, sweet. At like 8 p.m. If you are in the Newport News area, go see Vick and say hi to her. She's actually more friendly than you think she'd be.

She doesn't like what I'm drunk. She doesn't like me, but she likes most of our listeners. What are the chances of coming to Detroit September 30th? That's a Friday. It is a Friday. We will see how that goes. Okay. There might be a war or something you have to go to. Yeah, yep. We will see how that goes. Okay. There might be a war or something you have to go to.

Yeah, something. Kind of like cup up. The other day you couldn't come on the show because you said you had to lower the flag down the flag. Literally. Is that literally what your job was that day? That's literally, I just had to fucking bring it down in the music.

Okay. No, no, someone else was bringing it down and I was catching the flag, so I didn't touch the ground. Wow, okay. It's a little cute scene. So they do find jobs for women in the Navy. All right. Thank you. Someone else was bringing it down and I was catching the flag so I didn't touch the ground Okay, so they do find jobs for women in the Navy That makes sense. Thank you. God. I feel safer. I was worried about Putin no more Thank you, Vic

What's with the dancing around the shit I stink you hate me great. Goodbye. Okay folks Guess what Great episode that was really great. I got good bye Goodbye Bye!