Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep337 - Dumb Blonde

Episode Date: August 25, 2022

Bunnie XO is one of the most successful and famous podcasters in the world. I think it's because she does butt stuff but that still doesn't explain why this is a "comedy" podcast. Well, unless said butt stuff goes horribly wrong. That can be funny. Vinnie Paulino joins us to learn about how a TikTok star named Katie Dempsey got the nickname "Demps." It's a crazy story. After that, it's a whole lot of Stuttering John. Everyone is catching on to his potentially illegal grift to fund an alleged cancer patient. Then he goes on a whole rant about how he's not racist for using racial slurs but I am racist because people I don't know wrote racial slurs on the internet. Well that makes sense. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: https://thecreepoff.com/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come see us in Detroit: http://watplive.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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All right, it's time for you. She was a real ugly person. She was real. And she was hideous. She looked like two of me with your teeth. Did you imagine, oh my god, Cop told him to break it up Can we get Glen Jay to draw that two videos with my teeth

That Carl's feet for hands What a monster You know a monster Jesus Christ your notebook Chris has to be psychotic. I know he's right even sounds like that's a pretty good idea Yeah, before he's waiting to see the sketches before he's just like, oh We need the Nancy Kerrigan wide drop here. Let me make a note of that He really is a problem. All right. I'm ready to start the show you guys ready to start the show No Did anything else over here? Anyway, good luck with that episode What? Do you need anything else over here sometimes?

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Hello Robert Nixon, Kazaro's welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts The only show This is actually trying to rid the internet of offensive words, but it's failing miserably I'm your host Carl with me today a man who every Easter finds peeps buys peeps and eats peeps That's hard to say that thought I would be from the creep up. It's really Paulina. What's happening? Hey everybody Bob, it's Vity Paulina, what's happening today? It's too bad. Hey everybody.

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It's all general admission. So get on that, get your tickets. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on Apple Podcasts and shittles over in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Dumb Blot. This is a suggestion from Drew Lane. We have both listened separately.

We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Bunny XO. By the way, she's married to Jelly Roll. Did you know that? No. You know, Jelly Roll is? Maybe.

Remind me. So that's a no. I know the name. He's a tar player, right? Well, yeah, it's like a country star. Oh, okay. It's weird, because when I googled him, it said it was a rapper,

and then I started watching his videos and he's just a country music, Sagar. Interesting. Yeah, Jelly Roll, huh? Jelly Roll. Yeah, I watched this one video, it was just doing like an acoustic song that I'd never heard of.

I've never seen this guy. He weighs like, I don't know. What do you weigh? About that. So I don't know, what do you weigh? About that. So I don't know what the fuck is Dillas. And this video from 2020 has 123 million views on YouTube. Jesus Christ. Yeah, so I guess he's popular.

And so but this woman bunny has the same amount of views of her butthole, I don't only fan. Yeah, from dumb blonde, yeah, she's very popular. This is one of the top rated comedy podcasts in the world right now. It's like in the top five, this show. I am stunned that this is in the comedy category. I, you know what that, I was surprised

that it's, you know, it starts off fun. It does start off with a fun little intro. Is this thing on? Mm. All right, gentlemen, coming to main stage next, this is bunny, get up there, she's got a tornado of titties coming your way, coming to main stage next, this is Bunny. Get up there. She's got a tornado of titties coming your way.

Get those dollar bills ready. She's got an asset. Shakes like Michael J. Fox. So get up there and throw, throw, throw them dollars. Dude, that is fucking iconic. What's up sexy bitches? Welcome to another episode of Downblown. And who you just heard there was Katie Dempsey,

aka Dempse, who is a social media icon, who was the guest time this episode that I listened to. You familiar with Dempse? Vinny, not even a little bit. You're not one of her four million followers on TikTok, is that what you had to tell me? I had to tell you who Jelly Roll was. But proud of Dempse.

That's because his name was food related. You're like, that sounds very familiar. Actually, Jelly Roll was. But proud of that only because his name was food related. You're like, that sounds very familiar actually. Jelly Roll. I think I know both those people. It's just one guy, it's Jelly Roll. Okay. No, but Dams, I have no idea who the fuck Dams is. All right, so Dams is the Southern Bale,

lives in Nashville, she's from Florida, she has a huge social media following, I guess she's a really big deal. One thing I learned from this podcast is I don't understand how people become celebrities anymore. I have no idea how that happens. Can I ask this question? Yeah, when you say to me that she's huge on social media

and that makes her a big deal. Yeah, why? Yeah, no, I know. That's the question I had. Why is that a big deal? I don't know, but she's funny because they talk about subreddits a lot and the reddits fucking with her and stuff. This actually I thought was pretty fitting for our show.

You know, I hate even bringing them up, but reddit man, they are just always creating drama for no fucking reason. They are obsessed. Yeah, so apparently this dumb's character has a whole subreddit devoted to fucking with her. Oh no shit. Much like Sennary John does with Daebless and Anonymous. There's a bunch of snarky women out there and go fucking this bitch.

Dums anonymous. Yes, something like that. So I thought that was kind of fun because I can relate to that. How do women troll? I have to go look, find this out. I need to go see what they're writing. They're like bitch, that ain't your natural hair color. You're like okay, well,

you know, they don't have controls. They're writing things like nice shoes. Yeah, where'd you get those shoes? Like oh, wow, he got me. So I didn't understand the writing stuff. I did understand the TikTok stuff they were talking about because I'm fucking adamant when it comes to TikTok. I meet this guy.

I was at a Halloween party. I was dressed up like Ariana Grande. I had to fucking show you that photo because it's actually, it's like that TikTok sound. It is so bad. I'll give you a fuck. It is so bad. You didn't make that a TikTok.

It is so fucking bad. It's so bad the way I tried dressing up like Yuri on a Gorda. Anyway, I meet this guy. What is going on here? He's talking about a sound and an outfit. He's gonna be a tick-tock. Do you understand this? Are you a tick-tock, Minnie?

Can you explain this to me? I don't know what a tick-tock sound is. Yeah, I don't know either, but apparently that's a thing. So... Like a clock noise? I'm an old b- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Logically, yes. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. That's a thing so a clock noise. I'm an old Logically yes

That would be the answer. I don't think that's what it is So I'm gonna say it right now. We are boomers who have no idea what's going on I was gonna say I could totally already hear the responses. Yeah, boomer folks so no tick tock so yeah Exactly, that's fine. Listen if you are the Chinese spying on you 24-7, then go for it. Get a fucka TikTok account, you idiots. I hope that somewhere in Beijing, there's just people laughing at your dumb area to grab the costume. Yeah.

Yeah. Vinnie, you listen to a different episode than I did. What did you listen to? Oh, I listened to two. Well, what did a half episodes actually? Oh, all right. Because I don't know what I'm doing.

You're negotiating for more sale or hear something that's going on right now. That's a lot to listen to him for the show. Well, I saw one that was really short and that it was stupid and pointless and I really wasn't getting much out of it so that I would talk about it. So the first one I listened to was

this woman named Schemest Girl is the guest. Oh, okay, I know the Schemest Collective, is it anything related to that? No. Okay, this is a girl who got famous being in TikTok videos of somebody else that she's dating. She stands in the background, she's smoking hot,

she's gorgeous. Okay, yeah. But she only wears like a Schemest and like a bikini. You don't have notice about TikTok? I don't have a lot of observations here. Ugly people need not apply. Don't see a ton of famous ugly people on social media these days.

Except for jelly roll. Well, yeah, jelly rolls are singers. That's a little bit different. Okay. So, ski mask, girl. So, she gives you this intro and... You know, I started thinking about myself. She robbed a bank.

They would know who it was. I started thinking to myself, the same kind of figure you are about the fame of these people that are on the show. And it seems like they're all TikTok people. Yeah. Or in some way involved with social media, not really anybody who's making real, I'm not saying you're not making art,

but nobody who's not doing real art. I'll say it, they're not making art. The influences are not making art, all right. Good point. So this is the intro to ski mask girl. Skie mask girl is in the house, baby. How are you? Hello, what the fuck is up? She talked. I have a voice. I can't find it's beautiful. Thank you. You're like a little Disney character. Thank you

I love so I just want to point this out She stands in videos with a ski mask. God it dozen talk, and now she's out of show, and they want to talk to her and make her interested. That sounds like a hard job. And I wouldn't want that job. I'm gonna say buddy, exo, not the best to get either best answers out of people. For example, a question like,

where did you get the ideas for the ski mask? We put ski masks on in one of our videos, and everyone in the comments were like, ski mask girls mask girls and we were like wait, that's super catchy Don't we just keep that and then yeah two years later we Doing all the same stuff How'd you go with your gimmick the comment section? Oh, that's great. Yeah, good job. So but you know it's I only pulled a couple of course of this episode. This is the last one I have from this particular episode Then I'm gonna go into the next one. Okay, but

Bunny XO is trying so hard to make these people sound interested. This is a woman who wears a thog at a ski mask on the internet Okay, yeah, you're interesting as bug and you're mysterious I think as a as you know a lot of people love the mystique behind it. They're like what's she gonna do next? You know what fucking color ski mask is she gonna wear? Oh my god who could possibly care about that? That's what I'm saying to you. I'm going what the fuck is this show? Carries a butter face is what she is if she's wearing a skim as you as a we're smoking out body There's a reason why she's hiding your face. Yes. I always wear shoes. Yeah.

You know, thought about a ski mask. That's a good idea. So I listen to you. That's a good idea. You and your fucking zingers. The zingers. The zingers. Okay, so I listened to another episode where she had a guest

who was a country singer on. Oh good, okay. Now, they know about, I want to talk about this stuff from Nashville. I'm like, okay, she's got, this is not an only fans girl. This is like a country singer. Yeah. So I'm thinking to myself, she put the country, yes. I figured myself this would be really interesting and she starts talking a little bit about her background and it turns out that this girl her name is Savannah Dexter. Okay. Plays the guitar car. And listen, I don't know if she's telling the truth here. Okay.

You play guitar, right? When did you pick up the guitar? I picked it up when I was like 12, 13. Okay. And I was like, hell no, this shit hurts my fingers. I'm not doing this. I didn't have like a good teacher. And then when I was married, my father-in-law had like 12 guitars.

And so I picked up one, this was when I was like 18, and he showed me like the basic chords, and I taught myself like 15 songs that night. That's amazing. So. She taught herself 15 songs that night, Carl. Do you have any thoughts on that? Yeah, I also taught myself guitar.

We're learning from a book that showed me how to play the basic chords. And to get your fingers to go in the right positions on the guitar to play those chords, takes months. It takes months. No, but she learned 15 songs. Well, if you know the chords, you can learn 15 songs. Now, they all have the same chords, especially country.

But what I'm saying is, there's no way that you're just like, oh, I can go from B minor to D to G to an F7 like it takes a while. I figured why is that an interesting question? Well, when did you pick up the guitar? You're no Stella Dexter or Savannah Dexter. Sorry. There are no. So I just want to tell you.

I'm not Stella either. I want you to hear this fucking show. I want you to hear the kind of music that this woman has made you. Oh, good. Now, when I hear Country's second, I hear she's a virtue also. She's played 15 songs. She learns how to play She's got to be amazing. Wait here this car. This is the best country song I've ever heard Guns like my daddy you don't want the drama It goes I'd like that does that still like a cut. I didn't hear a ton of guitar in there

The court progression was and I wasn't being able to figure that one out did I miss the missing link Between where country officially just turned into hip hop? Because I knew it was lead in that way. Yeah. But that was little Nasak's the fuck this other pop. But I'm not mistaken. That is not country music. I'm sorry, is that good? I mean, I wouldn't want to claim it as a style that I enjoy,

but that's not country. Either way, this Savannah Dexter, quite good. Now, here's what, by the way, the definition of country music, in case you didn't know, you need to have a banjo or a fiddle or both. That hadn't either. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure people play Savannah's.

Well, we didn't hear the whole song, I mean. Great old opera, here we come. Okay, so what are you gonna do to make this woman interesting? I mean, she's a music person. I'm out of ideas. She's so fun. Well, here's what BunnyXO had planned for some kind of... What's your favorite string on the guitar?

Is it the high-eat, the low-eat, I mean, querying my, is one of them. Oh, Carl, this is why I think I think I came up with a theory as to why the show is so popular. Okay, good. So we're gonna play a little version of Truth or Dare that I have here. I've never played this app so.

Okay. You're playing it all over again. So. So great prep work. Okay. I've never played this app before, but we're gonna play Truth or Dare. Okay, cool.

So she's the get her to play Truth or Dare. Okay. Well, what kind of Truth or Dare is it, Carl? You would think that you would let the person who's the guest at your show have an idea what it's going to be. All right. You do know this is dirty, truth or dare. Listen, and I, she doesn't tell me that before. I've never played this. I was just truth or dare. It's dirty. So literally, I'm just going to hit a button right here that says dare, and it's going to tell us what the dare is.

It's really great that they play in this whole thing out in advance. Also, I just want to point out because I know how the game Truth or Dare works. The word or is key there. She goes, okay, everybody, Truth or Dare, here's a dare. Well, it's like, I didn't get a choice. What do you mean? What's going on? Yeah, you don't draw a card. Yeah, right, exactly.

Well, you know, it just sounds like dare. It's like that game sounds like. How do you prep for dares when you have no idea what the fuck is in the app? I don't know. Well, let's listen. Here we go. Ready? One, two, three.

Switch clothing of your choice with the player across the room for you. We're not doing that. Okay. That was the easiest fucking thing to do. Yep. They could have just traded tops. And they're like, yeah, well, that's too much.

Although I will say, Bonnie Exoo did you take a look at this? Yeah, she has a fucking skin complexion of how I like my coffee. She is so strange that's what you picked up on She has the biggest tips I've ever seen in my life there actually in three different states right now No, I was saying how weird brown her skin is. It's like a weird color. Oh, is it brown? Yeah, I was saying her tits. Yeah No, no, she's got big guy art, you got big titties. Wow, that's the gazing. I've ever heard of my entire life Actually, what you're about to hear is this Check this out. Do you not like tits? What's going on with you? What's wrong with you, buddy?

I go to see this girl. Yeah, yeah, her skin color is weird She looks like kind of a mutant dude. I'm not really into that. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, What was the most embarrassing thing that happened to you during sex? Oh gosh. I already know the answer to that. What is it? I should on somebody else. Yeah, I was just gonna say. She shit to her an anal. Oh my god.

She shit that so her an anal. That's always the most embarrassing. It was an absolute rude. We were having anal and little balls or sprinkles or real. They look like little fucking raisins. I don't even know. Honestly, something that didn't even look like that's happened to be one time Do you do I was dating the guy? Oh? Yeah, you fuck it. I love you. Sorry. I love it time. Can you pause it? Yeah?

I like this she goes you show us a winter sex to do you do a don't I hope so because otherwise you got so much Your sex is really fucking weird, you know like ain't okay. I get it But if you're just like a professional section start sh starts shitting, you're like, oh, I thought you said, scat, whoops. Ha ha ha ha. Should I go in? I'm a jazz fan. Ha ha ha ha. I thought you knew that.

So I kind of go, okay, buddy, Excel sounds like a lot of fun. Buddy, Excel sounds like she's a good time. But it weed. You should on them too. And yeah, we were right by the shower. Yeah, so I guess it was like fine, but I was like, oh, that's never happened So it's fine. So I don't care how close you are to the shower

Getting shit on while you're fucking cuz I want suck. I swear I'm not cool expecting to hear about both of these women shitty that people sticks Right, there's like oh yeah, well, I'm not that yeah, and I was just like okay. I did least like that I have to say that when a girl shits on me, are you a boner guy? Not anymore. Not anymore. Hey, producer Chris.

What is your favorite home? Ha ha ha ha. Answer the question as well. No, all right. The next one she says truth again, here we go. What's your most secret turn on? My most secret turn.? Whisper club foot minus my earlobes licked. Okay. Okay. All right. I love that. Okay. I mean, how about you Savannah? I love I'm I like it rough like I'm really like one of those girls

That's like we had trauma as chat children obviously Oh, yeah, we'll get there. there. We're gonna go back to the boot. So like I like when like I mean you know played with and you like it means stimulate the blood. It's something about it makes me like. You have all those nerves in there. I mean it's just what am I listening to? That men have color daddy. I don, it's just a thing. What am I listening to? That men have. Color Danny, I don't know. What's that was? I probably have something in there

going on in there, too. And how recently. Yeah, you could be like, that's why. What am I listening to, Carl? I don't know what that is. This show is so true to me. I guess. So here's my summation of everything

I've learned from this show. Literally, we are having nothing but bones. I just all buttoles. The whole thing was butthole chat. All right. And, we are having another but but holds. I just all but holds. The whole thing was but hold chat. All right, and I didn't get to finish the episode. So you started that whole segment by saying, I know why this show is popular. And I think you figured out. It thirst trap the podcast.

I think you figured it out. They're trying to be solutions and a worry. Every one of these women has an only fans that seem to be out of this show. Right. Now, Dumps doesn't have an only fans. They asked her about it. And she said she's thought about it, but she's not going to do it But they do talk about whether they're actually blinds or not I think this kind of goes along with kind of the stuff that you're playing over there

I wasn't blonde at the time I had dark hair believe it or not I'm I'm a natural hair colors blind girl the dreams do not match the carpet. We don't have any we don't have any carpet Oh really? We don't have any we don't have any carpet. Oh really? I don't She's trying to grow her pubes out Vinnie. It doesn't tell you a difficult thing to do. I'm trying I'm trying to grow it out It's a weird thing to say what she said there go Yeah, well grow Yeah, I guess our man scape-rease not gonna work on this episode

You're trying to grow out your pubes. Is that like a weird form of kegels that you do? Yes, right, yeah, there is an exercise for it. Yeah, I watch a lot of videos. So then they start talking about how, when they were young girls, they weren't allowed to dress the way that young girls today dress, which I always find it fun when people are like

28 years old, like these kids today. So the fuck are that? When I was growing up, it was the same shit Dress which I always find it fun when people are like 28 years. Although like these kids today So they're fucking that When I was growing up it was the same shit and my kid now I'm like what happened to the fucking they they gave up the fingertip rule and like stuff like remember that you know Yeah, like these girls have their ass cheeks are hanging out and I'm like bro your 14 So it's different times we're living in different times we're raising a little hoe baby. The reason that hoe babies I like when you see a 14 year old with her ass out you're like bro what's up you know.

It's amazing to me how many people are afraid of progress. Yeah. We're having it the right direction here you realize that right. It's the problem you're showing your butthole on only fans and you're yelling at this girl right away in a pair of shorts. Yeah, you know what? That's actually a really good point. That's actually, yeah, why does she have a problem with any of this?

Yeah. I have to play this next clip just for Jenny Jengles. You do strike me as a hairdresser. I can see Demp's being a hairdresser. I have a little salon in my house, believe it or not. I got the full-on chair and everything. Do I enjoy doing here? No. I pay to go get that shit. Do I enjoy doing here? No.

I pay to go get that shit done. I went to beauty school too. Thank every woman. Yeah. And art school. Thank you. I think you do school. It was like the easiest thing to do.

Do you hear that, Jen? Easy. I would have said here nice and quiet. Easiest thing to do. Everyone does that. It's just easy here. It's just the easy way to go in life. It's not like digital marketing. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Something hard like computers. All right. So let's talk about dumps and her daddy issues because she definitely has daddy issues. You're such an asshole. It started. It started with her getting dumped by her dad. I've never heard a story like this before.

I've heard of girls getting dumped by boyfriends, fiat say's, husbands, never dad. I don't wanna get too much into this, but my dad actually kicked me out. Remember when I told you about stepmom's like, hating me for some reason, whatever? I came home from Buffalo one week's one night and found all my shit on the curb in trash bags. I had nowhere to go. She was living with her dad. He put all of her shit out of the curb and he'd be like, the fuck outta here on a car. Where you go? And I was just

standing at the curb smelling like Parmesan garlic wind and cats. They were just all sniffing at me. Oh god. Wow, what a weird ass show. Yeah. The only person I know has ever been dumped by their dad was McKenzie Phillips. Okay, good point. I guess I didn't do my research on that one. All right, so now Dempsey's goes through this whole story

about the father of her daughter. Is this guy that she met in Pittsburgh when she was living in Pittsburgh and this guy is a total asshole. It's a total douchebag. I bet he's the pits. Very good, Betty. Or was that chip? I'm good, Tao.

So she's talking about all of this physical abuse that she suffered and everything else is going on. So then she's talking about how she was pregnant and he was still physically abusing her while she was pregnant with their daughter and she's gonna get to the funny part of the scum parade. No, no, no, no, they're going to the funny part of this. I remember packing up my shit and coming back to Tennessee because the abuse was so bad. Was he physically abusing you while you were pregnant? I remember being in the hospital a couple of times. And he would, you know what the funny fact is?

He put you in the hospital. Like, there were nights where we got physical and he would shove me in a porcelain tub. Like, and everything, I would be like, you know, bleeding, like, or spotting. And I would be so fucking nervous. Like, I got to go to the emergency room just to make sure I'm okay. And you know what the funny fucking part is? I remember laying in that hospital with all these shit on me and him,

where the fuck are you? You're not at the hospital, blah, blah. And those nurses looking at me like, we can't let you leave. And I'm like, you gotta let me go. You have to let me fucking go. Right. I don't think it's funny. She never got to the party party. My opinion. Yeah, I missed it. I think a lot of second. There's a great payoff here. Hold on. Everybody knows the funny part is the thunders. She made it. She hit the top. She's like hold on. Wait for the kicker. Wait for the kicker. I actually got kicked. Oh, okay

That's that was a Punchline car Slapstick I love it. So then she's talking about how many times she packed up her shit and left the sky and just kept coming back to him And kept packing up her shit and leaving kept coming back to him, kept packing up her shit, leaving him coming back. Cora, okay, if there was a sport of packing your shit up, I would fucking win the Olympics. Okay, this is fags. I would literally win the Olympics. I don't think that line married to the second round.

I'd literally win the Olympics. No, weird, yeah, I can get it. It was funnier than the tub story. Yeah, that was an attempted humor. I would literally win the Olympics. What do you mean by that? What event? What event?

No, no, I just said it if it's not an event. So this dumpster woman. Not funny. Not well-educated. And I'm not saying that because it's like, well, she sounds like, you know, she's from the south and they're not well-educated. I'm not doing that because it's like well she sounds like you know she's from the south and they're not well I'm not doing that all right. I'm just purporting to you what I heard from her Yeah, you don't realize the trauma because there's a book called the body keep score

I don't know if you're into reading or anything like that baby. I can't read or spell I Can't read or spell Yeah, spellings out the issue if you can't read it. Yeah, no shit I can't speak Chinese or read it. Yeah, no spelling's not the issue if you can't read it. Yeah, no shit. I can't speak Chinese or read it. Yeah, no, yeah. I feel like your deficiencies go hand in hand to madam. Yeah, no shit.

All right, I want to get into the account, dummy. I want to, so remember guys, this is a comedy podcast. It was number four on the comedy charts, all right? So now we're getting into this whole saga with her baby's father. And she has to have a C-section birth because the baby's heart rate slows down dramatically and so you have to rush her in

and give a C-section birth and it's very traumatic for her and her boyfriends with her. I think I really found out he was using drugs when I was laying in bed, still coming down off of all the shit he was, they were giving me, holding my daughter, and he looked up on my chart and he saw what they were giving me, like oxycodone,

every whatever, cause, hello, I just had my fucking insides ripped out. He was like, you should really sneak me a fucking oxycodone. And I will never fucking forget that. Did you give him an oxy or what? If the guy wants an oxy, give him an oxy, you got a bunch, give him some.

Fucking selfie. Yes, here he is, here he is, here's the IV for a second. Break out. Come on. Yeah, right. He's over there taking care of the baby so you can lay her out. You're just gonna use in front of me?

You know I have a drug problem, what the fuck? What's your deal? I mean, that story could have been a lot worse. He's like, hey, sneak me at Oxy. He could have said that like, tying off a vein. Okay. Fucking holding the baby.

All right, let's talk about it getting worse. So now she's talking about how his whole family is there in the hospital. And she's trying to bond with her baby girl. And they rip the child out of her arms and pass the child around because they want to be a part of this baby girl's life. And remember, this is a competition.

And then they spiked it like a football. We're never what? I never really, sorry if I get cry, but it's okay. I could tell you. I never experienced, sorry if I get cry, but... No, it's okay, I can tell you. I never experienced holding her, and you just got this fucking family that's just so toxic. And...

This shows hilarious. I got great stuff, buddy. That's so funny. I got great news for you, Deb. That's why your daughters had to grow up to hate you. Yeah. Yeah, you got a lot more years of fucking that up ahead of you. All right, so then this is where the comedy kicks in for me from my vantage point, because I didn't find those stories.

Oh, no, these ladies have won't be over the shit that ticks. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I just fucking kids. I mean, this is good stuff. All right, so this is great because she just had a C-Sax, she's in the hospital, and the fun thing about giving birth is bringing your new baby home, right? This is the thing that you get very excited about. Actually, it's to be the part I would like the least.

No, this is exciting, Vanny. And she had to get back to Tennessee. And I looked at her, I was like, I don't know what I'm gonna do, because believe it or not, he forgot me at the hospital. Even though my mom was with me, he was supposed to pick Lily and I up.

It was supposed, you know, this, you see it like a lifetime movie. I'll pick in your baby up, going home, ball ball, you paint this picture in your head. Yeah. Fuck her, forgot to pick a set. I like this guy. Was he just to answer that? I don't even know what he was doing that day. Bitch, the bulls are on. Yeah. Right? I have a life. Rock him out. way, whatever that she's doing. I knew my friends long before I knew my daughter.

Okay, we go way back. So I'm gonna hang with my boys today. I hope you can understand that. All right, so then she finally decides to take her daughter and leave this guy. And she shocked my his reaction. And I remember him hugging her, and he was like, he'd literally just say goodbye and let me leave.

I had all my shit packed. He literally let me walk out that door. He doesn't like you. To the head you're a gold medal. He doesn't like you or your daughter. How are you not picking up by this? He beats the shit out of you while you're pregnant. And then she's like, and then I love to do. He was fine with it.

Yeah, you're harsh. He gets mellow. Of course he's fine with that. It's got all those shit to do. And I went looking for apartments. I was trying to find one with the softest tub they had. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. We don't normally put padding in Tubbs, ma'am. I don't know if you're gonna find that in this area, but keep looking. We'll see. All right, so now fast forward, she is this huge celebrity. And now he wants a piece of this.

So he's going to Instagram to talk about how he's the father of her daughter and he wants to be in her life now. Now remember, he forgot to pick her from the hospital, which he was off, he's like, I say, I said, yeah, I said, I said, I said, I said, I'll say that's a whoops. I said, I said, whoops. But it was stupid.

But now, take a mole against it. Who hasn't tripped out of the gate? At least, yeah. Yeah, at first I'd be a father, yeah, what are you gonna do? So now he goes to Instagram. Because I did see the post that he posted, like I miss my daughter,. Daddy's coming for you. I love you or something like that.

But those were pictures that I took and he just reposted them. So he took pictures of his daughter that she posted and went, Hey, I miss you on. Like wait, when you talking about it, I don't even know this girl. What do you mean?

You're nothing to do with her. Where's my cigar? That's out. I thought that was kind of funny. So no, DEMPS, we've proven she knows how to pick them. And now she's got a new relationship after this guy. Okay, you tried to work it out with baby daddy. That didn't work out.

What does DEMPS do now? Honestly, I got into my first relationship after baby daddy. Is this the one that was cheating that you caught cheating? Yeah. Okay. I do do my research. Desire reddit says, I do my research on my guess

before they come on. All right, so since I started saying this Russian guy, and the way she catches this guy cheating is out of an HBO TV show or something. Like, I don't think this actually happens in real life, but according to her, this is what happened. She went to his place, she had a Ketois place because her daughter had a Barbie there

that she left there, she wanted to go retrieve. All right. I find this pretty pink phone on the floor walking in his bedroom. I like I said, I had a Ketois house. Lily Lynn wanted her barbies. Greenin she's like three three and a half. All right. And I pick up the fan, live back the covers, I see this girl. I'm not even fucking kidding you. But as fucking naked like this eyes like

fucking deer and headlights. Why cover the whole night? I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I will never fucking forget this. I'm looking at her fucking, like she's full on fucking, like lips out everything. Wow. And granted, he's fully fucking close. So none of this makes fucking sense. Right. What the fuck happened?

You know what I mean? I got my fucking hood here. Yeah, like exactly, like what the fuck? When I got a girl in my bed, lips out, my clothes were coming off. That's just how I roll. I don't know about you guys. I like to think that he planted that as evidence. You know, crazy naked woman broke into the apartment, honey.

Yeah. Wasn't that Dennis Rodman's defense? He said that it's made foul from the ceiling. Yeah. Look, my clothes are on. See? Yeah, right. It's going to bend me. Grocer, lips are out. Yeah. Ooh Yeah, who I like get her out of here This is the worst I'm more upset than you are

What's up close dude? Did you hear he's trying to go get Brittany Grider? Who is Dennis Rodman? Oh, I did hear about that. He said he was he said he got permission to go to Russia from who? I don't know, the airline. He went to the next speedy and they're like, yeah, all right. We could do that. Oh my God, I want that to be a podcast. That's from negotiating with Russia to bring back Brittany Grider. We vote for all the wrong celebrity politicians.

We do, You're right. Can we just elect Dennis Robin to be the president? I think it's a right in. Yeah. I think I would do that. For sure. He would turn us into North Korea two years, but for the goof, it's worth it. Rodman 24.

Rodman 24. I'm all in. All right, back to the ladies' misery. Let's get into Dems' origin story, because as I mentioned, her name is Katie Dempsey, but she goes by Dempsey, and Bonnie asks the brilliant question, why do people call you Dempsey? Because your name is not Dempsey, it's Katie Dempsey.

Well, radioactive ooze fell on my name. Okay, nothing I can't origin story. All right, so let's figure this out because you guys have never guessed. But I was just come from. Is that your last name? Real quick, Dempsey is my last name, but in high school living in Pittsburgh,

I was at a house party in this guy named Ian, shut out Ian. He looked at me, he goes, Dempsey and I looked at him. And I've been called Demump's see my whole life with softball and sports and stuff. And it just fucking stuck. I love it.

That's how Benny was with me too. Oh, so some guy just called her Dump's as a nickname. That's why he said Dump's. He's like, hey, Dumpy. Yeah. No, it's Dump's see. Pretty good story right there. No, Dump's see's pretty cute too. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's Deb C. Pretty good story right there. No, Demp C is pretty cute too.

Yeah. So apparently everyone on the show is really attractive. They're concerned about this sub-ride that people make shit up about Demp's and they make shit up about her family and her mom and she complains about that. You know it's crazy. They pulled up somebody else's fucking criminal record linked with her name.

And it's like crack cocaine drug done. I was like, mom, you done cocaine with me. All I was like, what the fuck? And she goes, no bitch, I've never done any of that. They pulled up a wrong criminal record. That would be fucked up for mom who's doing crack without her. Yeah.

That's pretty fucked up. Like, mom, you know myself, I'm. You know I have a daughter. I mom is doing crack without her. Yeah. That's pretty fucked up. Like mom, you know myself, I'm not. You know I have a daughter. I can't afford crack all the time. Yeah, come on, mom. You could share. You're smoking crack and I don't even get a tax message. See, she's a hypocrite, she had all that oxy.

Yeah, I know. She's hogging all the drugs. This woman. This is my favorite part of the show. This sums up the show for me. So after what was your question? You should know I'm just fucking out of it. And it's great because I've heard shows like this a million times doing what I do for a living. But I've never heard a show like this that was as

successful as the show is. These women are giant celebrities. Millions and millions of followers, millions of listeners to these shows, I can't figure out is there entertainment value? What's going on? Why would I care about any of this? Ready? Aside from the shit I got in the deck, so that's fine.

This show was not what I expected at all. Yeah. I know, me neither. I'm not gonna listen to it again, but it was probably the most least offensive show I've ever had to hear from for this podcast purposes. Okay.

Because at least you know there's the domestic abuse and that's yeah, there's some fun stuff. No, that's a good point. There's also a fun section. Yeah, all right. Here, right. There's a couple of redeeming qualities to it. Yeah, they'll give you that. This is fun.

A couple more clips real quick. In fact, I subscribe to my new favorite YouTube channel because of the show. Oh, what's that? It's Deb C's unfair use, Pistrobium. Be a porium. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha technologies before she becomes a tic-tac sensation. I can't read, all right, but I'll work for Dale. Yeah, Dale, like the computer company, Dale. Yeah. And listen to her describe what she did.

Well, I used to work for Dale. Did you really? Yeah. That doesn't explain anything. I'm an idiot. I know, I have a lot of questions about that. All right, listen to her describe what she did. Dale technologies, I was working at home for selling servers to like big corporations and

She was selling servers to big corporations Do you people need a server? Yes, we need four ice teas I've been waiting for a server all day over here. Where have you been? Yeah, that's true She went from a full wild wigs to selling servers. Corporations. Holy shit. It's not a difficult word in my opinion, but I could be wrong.

All right, this is the last clip that I have. Exactly. This is the last clip that I have. And this is where Bunny needs to get serious and talk about a serious issue that's going on. And I call this track, Travel Trash, Gotta Trash. Can we talk about one of the uncomfortable things that's kind of hitting the internet right now?

Yeah, go for it. It's about dad. Is that okay? Oh yeah. So you apparently have a step sister that is coming out and making really crazy allegations. Yeah, that was that stepmother, my first stepmother when I grew up in a trailer. All right, so she's made everyone uncomfortable with this question. Now I wanna point out because this goes on

for a good five minutes. They never explain what they're talking. Are you sure you want me to tell everybody what your father did to your sister's behold? They never explain what they're talking about. She just goes, is it gonna make you uncomfortable? You know, your dad, these allegations came out. So apparently, the step sister put out a post on social media said that by the way, just

so you know, Dums is from Tampa, her accent is fake, and her dad molested me for seven years. Comedy. I guess what her dad molested me for seven years. Comedy. I guess what her dad did in response to these allegations? He deleted his TikTok. Oh, so he's no longer on TikTok now. This cancel culture is getting out of control, guys. This is fucking honey boo boo the podcast. I guess is what we're listening

She's got a fake Southern accent she's Pittsburgh Hey you guys that's how you should be talking if you're from Pittsburgh Is that a French fry in your sandwich? No, I swear I never put French rice in Boston Who would do such a what's that yellow rag hanging out of the back of your I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that.

I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that.

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I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. Doug from the Jingles department, who sent this over to me, there's a podcast featuring Bill Burr and Paul Verzi. Did you know about this? No. I didn't either. It's called Anything Better. Bill Burr, one of the biggest comedians in the world.

Yep. And Paul Verzi, I guess, is a comedian too. Do you know Paul? No, I don't. No, I need to. Through a podcast, they're up to like 83 episodes. I've never heard of it. And this is great because Bill starts fucking with Paul

during an ad read and it reminds me of what he used to do to me. And I cut it all out of all the shows. You won't hear this, but when we used to do ad reads on the show, Vinnie would mother fuck the advertising and had to tell my afterwards, like by the way, I can't use that. You know, they're advertising on the show. You can't do that.

Didn't care that, don't care that. Yeah, well, you're gonna enjoy enjoy this because Bill Burr does this to Paul inflation. Guys, things are going up. You might as well save some money on your food, right? Every, every plate offers a call. You need food if you're going to eat. You need food if you're hungry. Like me, you got to eat a few times a day.

And I got to tell you, when I have to go down on the supermarket, I'm just like, what am I doing? Yeah. I have time to pick out my own lettuce. I do not. Every plate offers options for everybody. Choose any options for your menu, including classic plate, veggie plate, family plate, easy plate.

So you could try with the average. So you could try with the average. So you could try with the average. So you could try with the average. We got Italian, we got so food. We got Chinese, but whatever you want, we got it. Uh, I'll be hilarious. Uh, so you could try whatever you want

without committing to one preference. Not only is he played a great way to eat affordably. It tastes great to just heckling him the whole time, which is funny. I appreciate that. That's not a cringe. That's actually quite excellent. I know. I like it. Feel bad for Paul because I've been there about, I like it. Feel bad for Paul, because I've been there, but I get it. He he. Vinnie, what did we do last week together beside the creep off? Two bonus shows.

Yeah, we did a crossover episode with Dick Masterson. We had a lot of fun on that episode. It was a lot of fun. It's on our Patreon. It's on Dick's Patreon, if you want to listen to it. And I thought it was one of our best crossovers ever. We did financial feminist, and she is the gift that keeps on giving. She's amazing.

And nobody promotes this episode better than my friend Dick Masterson. I'm the most recent. The dick show. Did you do one? Yeah. I mean, Vinnie and I mean, come in Carl brought Vinnie and Carl brought his. Oh, Vinnie's great. Yeah.

Yeah. He's like two, he's like two and a half shons. Yeah. But a one new, but he's fun. Oh, for what like two and a half shons. Yeah, but I But he's funny. Oh for what two and a half or one me for one. Yeah It was man. No, no, he's great. It was great to be doing the the Wattp TDS crossover episodes are probably the best content around like I don't want to knock this show or call show people have told me that but it's really like a super group like how do you say? It's fun. Well, this is a fucking super group of podcasting that you guys put together it's not every week you couldn't handle it every week you couldn't handle if you if you had a w a t p t d s cross over

every week we would just start speaking out of your mouth it would be too devastating to your personal identity and we would subsume you and become you, like a hive mind. And you would just be zinging and singing our praises all week long. You need a break. You need a break from the perfection that is that show. We talked about, I think that show, people go out of their way,

it seems like to tell me how much they like that show. Which I appreciate. Like it should be showing it with some cashola They probably do Yes, that's right. Santa Barbara page on Patreon.com slash you are these podcasts and you can hear myself in Vinting, Paulino and Dick Masterson talking about the financial feminist and Some fat broads and one of them lost away. They didn't know how to deal with that

It's funny because my wife told me she goes, yeah, you were picking up on that and one of them lost a way, they didn't know how to deal with that. She had a diaper. Oh God. It's funny because my wife told me, she goes, yeah, you were picking up on that. Because I didn't understand it. She was talking about this overnight maxi pad thing that she had aware when she was really obese. And my wife goes, no, Carol, that was a diaper. Oh, oh.

See, I thought it was like, I thought it was like a maxi pad that was like extra absorbent. That's what I thought. It inflated like a pad that was like extra absorb it so like that's what I thought it inflated like a life Preserver when you That's not going to die it just fills the fuck up like like a banana seat on a bike from the 70s that's that's what I was picturing Everything about anas with you This scene is bananas. I'll tell you what though you get up in the morning you start to walk it makes some noises

What though you get up in the morning you start to walk it makes some noises Anyway If you don't know what we're talking about it's worth checking out the the patreon or Supercast wherever you get your your bonus episodes we just sold it of where these podcasts I think we did bye. No All right guys today is gonna be a very heavy Stuttering John episode. Because this guy is nuts. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪

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I'm the Anthony Cubia, shall I? Stuttering John too. I have to thank, of course, Carl, and who are these podcasts? Welcome. They already hit on, what do you mean boo? We're on the same team here, but you're on the show right now.

What are you? Are we rooting for it? You said Carl, he could have just said to WATP, which is about nice for Chris and me and everybody else here. All right, fair enough. But it's one of these things, like I usually don't, don't do the same thing they do. If they hit on something about Stuttering John, I might kind of talk about it. I'll always address that Carl and who are these podcasts, brought it out there.

But I have to talk about what's starting John is doing. I believe it's criminal. I really believe it's criminal. He's put out a go fund me of sorts for what a, a beloved chat member. I don't even know what that is. I believe a beloved chat member of the Stuttering John show. A loved one of that beloved person is undergoing chemotherapy. God bless. Lots and praise. So John in his selflessness has taken it upon himself

to collect donations, to pay for the chemotherapy for the beloved chat persons loved one. But it's under his own name. I can't. We know John. Look at this. Here's not only a lower third, but the crawl goes the whole fucking show.

So he's got a lower third which pops up and a crawl which just scrolls on the bottom like to whole fucking show. She's got a lower third, which pops up and a crawl, which just scrolls on the bottom, like CNN or Fox News. One of our beloved chatties, loved one, his grammar is fucking impeccable. Impeccable fun. I love when Jack has a grammar Nazi. He's so great. I've never seen a tweet from this guy

that they didn't have typos at it. Never once. And also, his scroll was always wrong. It's great. Well, I see the problem here. It says, one of our below chapters is going through those expensive chemo treatments. Yeah.

Just get the cheap stuff and all the stuff. Right, exactly. Go for the generic brand. Get the generic radiation. It's fine. Also, I'm sorry, on the scroll, it says, please donate here to help for on of our beloved chatter. So there's other type I was that,

anything doesn't point out. Don't forget the most important part. Paypal.me, Paxless John Melinda's Inc. Inc. Yeah, like he's incorporated. He's almost hopeless at this point. He's John Melinda's Inc. He's spelled Inc. He's spelled Inc.

He's spelled a frog. We're gonna say for these requests the moment pass. Oh no, Pano. It's recommended the group on for a chemo. I thought that was a good idea. Pano's crushed it on the show and we have not seen so much love for Gasco House in a long time. We got to get him back. Oh we are absurd to raise money for pat oats is what the high-speed internet go to patreon.com i promise it'll go to him who on his podcast

because the problem with that out there to zoom in and i hate zoom it sucks he couldn't see what we're watching and i just want to be a streamer like everyone else and it didn't work as it's internet sucks all right move Moving on. Adam, like CNN or Fox News. One of our beloved chattis loved one, his grammar is fucking impeccable. Impeccable fuck it.

Is going through expensive chemo treatments. They remain anonymous. I'm not coming up. I'm going on. Treatments they remain anonymous Paypal donations will go to help pay for the chemo paypal dot me slash John Melinda's Inc. Can you believe This motherfucker I submit to you know This is a scam. I am believing this is a scam.

Yeah, Iraq, please. Iraq, please. It is very illegal what he's doing. Of course it is. I love when Iraq chimes it on the show. I just got his research. He does. I hope one day he had something in front of a judge having to explain this.

He's like, what? I thought they'd feel better knowing I had a few calls on them. Oh, a lot of people hope he ends up having to explain this to a judge. And by the way, John will I have clips of him addressing this coming up because he's getting very nervous about this. Now he's like, oh, shit, I fucked up. You'll notice that scroll is no walker out his channel anymore. Oh, he's got the Coyonais to do this. Yeah. I'll bet the buyer that he just got banned from. He would be walking around rattling a fucking can Passing a hat in someone with cancer someone with cancer

Cancer here. I imagine he's got a blue recycling bed attached to apparently Just walk it and go to the polls Alms for the cancer. Yeah, he really is preparing for homelessness Albs for the Paul Albs for the cancer. Yeah, he really is preparing for homelessness Because you check by federal and you got to check by state first things like this It has to go through a third party for non-profit solicitations That's why you they people do will go fund me or some other I'm not allowed to help a cancer patient. Yeah, that's how he would be he'd be the victim

Oh, I tried to help and you kick. Yeah, that's how he would be. He'd be the victim. Oh, what's your aunt trying to help? And you kick him in when he's, chemo. You can't even check. That's how you help. You don't solicit funds to your own private paypal. To your own paypal. That's very illegal.

By the way, I would love to see how he would account for it. How he would know that some of these are for that and others are just. I still like the idea. One Fakibo. Two Fakibo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One Fakibo. Two Fakos.

I still like the idea that we hit with Kroge where he's just got one of those posters with that marker and he's just feeling it in as he's got like trying to like fill in the thermometer up to the goal thing. He's got a fucking abacus with beans and shit. That's because John rules like like all the shit. It is so fucked up. Like you said, illegal and just it's not immoral. Kind of immoral.

It's kind of immoral. It's kind of immoral. But just unethical. Yeah, unethical. Agreed. And this is a thing that doesn't have to look. It's kind of immoral. But just unethical. Yeah, I agree. And this is a thing that doesn't have to look. It's a podcast. You don't have to make sure you're being ethical on fucking podcast. But as a human fucking being, this is so sleazy and skeezy. First of all, I find it very hard to believe that a chat guy, a beloved chat guy, gotten touch with John to say a loved one of that, but not even me. A loved one

of that person is getting chemo. Wait a second. And and the answer the implying this summary john is a liar I don't like I don't like to like because I don't want to think about sorry john he does not even like to lie right and he doesn't like suits this is my brother's lie it's not even my lie yeah John to say a loved one of that, but not even me. A loved one of that person is getting chemo. And didn't say, please set something up. I need money.

Also, what is that money gonna do? Stuttering John's PayPal, what are you gonna do? Here you go. How much is that chemo? It's not like buying a drink at a bar. $2.50. $2.50. Usually takes care of.

If you don't have insurance, they still take care of it. They don't let people die just like that. It's not gonna be the best treatment. There might be waiting periods. But it's not, yeah, you don't show up for chemo. There's like, you haven't paid your fucking bar, Tare from last week, buddy. Get that.

Get out of here. You are. Get out of here. It's like Jonathan Barr. Get the fuck out. Now, this is chemo treatment. He's going to get the chemo treatment. Or she is.

He's insane. Do you think? Get out of here. Hold on. I'm going to ask you both the same question. I'm going to ask you both the same question. I'm going to ask you both the same question. I'm going to ask you both the same question. I'm going to ask you both the same question. I'm going to ask you both the same question. I'm going to ask you both the same question. I'm going to ask you both the same hold on I'm

gonna ask you both the question of fire at the hospital you sir you're you don't think yeah that there's one part of this and all that maybe John is trying to do a good thing it's just about it I don't think that for a second. I don't.

So none of us are going to give John, but that's the benefit of the doubt. Correct. All right, check. I know one of them would do much about it but this boy is a great person. It's not something that you would, and if you're paying a subscription

to see Stuttering John, perhaps you would better use that money to pay insurance premiums for sick people in your family. Yeah. But John insists it's a beloved chatter's loved one getting chemo and it's very expensive. So please send the money to Stuttering John. How fucking low can you go? Does it even say like in the memo, put for chemo.

No, no, no. So something different. Differentiate. Have what donations are for. What is? No, you know, because you know. You know, because it's John's money. John has to come up with new and interesting ways

of fleasing people into sending them money because the idea of him just doing a show and people enjoying it enough to pay for it is ain't gonna happen, it's just ain't gonna happen. October 15th, we'll be in New York City. E-Rock will be there, the great Anthony Cooomy will be there.

No shit, really? Vinny will be there, the great Anthony Cume will be there. No shit really. Vinnie will be there, producer Chris, the list goes on. So not only is Anthony going, what's going on with this guy asking for money for his PayPal, for a chemo treatments for a friend of a friend, Chrissy Mayer had the great Alex Dine 99 on her show, and they were wondering about this, too. Shedder and John counts his dollars,

his super chats, I mean, I get excited for a super chat, I'm not hating on that, but it's like, what is he doing at fundraiser for one of his viewers has cancer, but not the viewers. Cancer is like the viewers, because it has cancer or something. He's not being transparent. Like we're not seeing how much money comes in. We're not seeing how much is going to this charity.

Like it's when you say, oh, the money is going to, I feel like that's a little illegal to like take in your own money for a charity instead of just being like, here's the link or here's the GoFundMe. Just make it GoFundMe! Yeah! Just make it GoFundMe! You can be the beneficiary of the GoFundMe. At least it gives you some credibility.

He's just like my PayPal, so do I, and John at PayPal or whatever the hell. I mean, you're kind of like- Like how are we going to organize your PayPal money from the charity PayPal money? It's all together. For everyone's on the one, I can't believe he's not pulled this one off This is a griff that didn't work out for we're all idea John. Well, do you think that chatter? Is ever gonna say hey John what about the money? I? Don't even know if any of this is real. Yeah, I honestly don't know if any of this is real. Yeah

Yeah, it's it's such a bizarre he is giving him the benefit I don't know if he's that scummy. I don't know if he's just completely making up cancer to griff money. I think maybe he's trying to white night. Maybe there's a chatter that he wants to fuck and they found out that her cousin's landlord has fucking cancer.

He's going for every fucking straw that he could pull to try to get in with. That makes it better. Good point, Vinnie. You're right. He's tried to fucking girl so that makes sense. That it's almost noble. Your case dismissed. Oh, you were trying to fuck this, bro. Well, the case dismissed. Yeah. Now I get it. Why did you say so in the first place? I rest my kid. Yeah. This was a bad court thingy.

You're a majesty. I'd like to take back everything I said. Thank you. You're a majesty. All right, we have some pretty fun side parodies to get to. Starting with Tony Musgratt, who is sent in a ton of great songs, and this is no exceptions, is Daabler number five. Ladies and blokes, it's DaBler number 5. A, B, C, D, E, got myself a beer in ballooning cheese So I won't fit down cause my intro is ending

And I need to start the show but I've got no content Same guest that I had last week, five cancellations Cause they read my tweets I've got hell, Tony gave it all me major Ridge or dojita, ohheda We're famous in a millionaire Man from the pub cause the bartender there. She's a trumpet, and she's a bitch.

I even heard she talked about my kids. A little bit of super chats in my life. A couple of cameos on the side. I need to sell my condo to pay my debts. I made four dollars on a bet. A little ones in a net to save me, though. A fake kid with cancer to promote. I'm driving a 13-year-old car.

I stole my kid's allowance to go to the bar. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Nice. Uh-huh. Debblin' number E. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. That was number E. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha at the Detroit show, I'm sure he's got his tickets. He was super chatting with Centering John when John was doing his, John's got a new show on Sunday's now. We're, guess what he talks about in his new show? Um, politics? Nope. Old stories from the Howard Sterns show. Sterns show Sundays?

Yeah, he's got Scott the engineer, who's his first guest to talk about the popcorn story and, uh and etc. Can I guess who's the ex-guest is gonna be? Guerrilla. Yeah. He's gonna be Guerrilla. I think it might be. I think it might be Guerrilla.

God, I can't even keep up with that. Bullshit, John's been doing. We didn't even get to the Doug Goodstein episode from the weekend before when Doug was just like, I don't wanna be on here. He's like, walk around this phone in this cage. Like, yeah, I'm busy, John. What am I on your show right now? I'm glad to have my guest stop today.

So soft got John, I'm in a home depot. Yeah, soft got some shout outs. Uh, Mo Power sports, please say hi to Drew and Mike showing Detroit. I don't know, you know, these people. Who the hell broke? Yeah, I drew a mic showing Detroit. I don't know, you know, these people who the hell wrote. You're right Mike. How you doing?

Yeah, hi, Drew and Mike from Detroit. But it doesn't stop there. This guy is a goof, but he's apparently loves Drew and Mike and, you know, I just want to say how they beat Howard and Detroit, although it's funny, Scott, because you and I have never heard of Drew and Mike. That's so good. Drew and Mike and I have never heard of Drew and Mike I've never heard him. Yeah, you never heard of him because you didn't catch out of Detroit because I'm Drew and Mike That's why my friend Mike's nephew has kids

I am kicking myself. I want to apologize to this person in advance. I'll make it up to you somehow some way But there was another parody sign that came in about my short attention span, because we talked about how when you do parodies of songs are kind of like slower and build, it's not a good song to choose correct, to make a parody out of. Yeah, I'm gonna do my parody song. I know I chose a slow song, but I think it'll be all right. I know Carla's such a short attention span, but this is gonna be a good one. It's gonna be some stutter in John jokes. Yeah, all right, I'm gonna hit it. Let's go.

All right, I'm gonna kill that one. Fuck! Ha ha ha ha ha! And they're better underwhelmed, huh? Alright, and then one more parody song, because he's all been coming in and they're fantastic. This is from 00 underscore Wellshee in some sub-rider or something. Who could keep track anymore? This is DMCA. Yes, those on my sock accounts. I said heaven. I've gotten more than I can count cuz I'm playing for De Chess Kevin the lawsuits coming down the pike. I said Carl

Kevin you're a breach of copyright so get ready For another channel strike. I've got a slam dunk case against you Here comes another DMCA, yeah it's coming down the P.I.K.E Because it's illegal for you to be unkind So that pool table is mine Oh, you're a rock, cool, big 19 ever since Well, May 25th, he'll call me back It's a close, pay me soon though Because it's for my friend's chemo

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That's John's new thing. He's, yeah, he's amazing. He's not gonna picking things. Oh. He's not gonna pick him things. He's not gonna pick him things. He's not gonna be understatement of the year. He's not gonna. He's pretty bad at picking things. I'm gonna go ahead and say John

has played a lot of hits and cards wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've noticed that. Like listen, I get it. Sometimes you get two seven off suit. Not a lot you could do with that. Well, listen, I get it. Sometimes you get two seven off suit. Not a lot you could do with that, but this guy, you can pocketace his every fucking hand and he's gonna fucking up.

He's gonna figure out a way to fucking up every time. Fold. All right. Let's talk about last week, we documented how John was very dehydrated. Remember that? Yeah. He got out, he got a clean as apartment,

he got real dehydrated, he was shugging orange juice during the show. Well, that'll solve that problem. It's every hydrate, yeah, a gallon of orange juice in a 10 minute span. That's probably gonna solve all your problems there, John. So let's recap that. You know, if you don't drink enough water,

you're fucked, you know, and I didn't. And I was doing the lifting a lot of shit from when a lot of things in the garbage bins and fucking cleaning and changing litter boxes and all this shit, you know. He had to haul out cat turns with like two hands. Literally, and I was just wetting. Even while doing the dishes, I had to take three breaks.

It was just getting... I had to take a break through the dishes. How sloppy a fucking eater are you? I got to take a break from this. That's too much. I wonder if he uses a squeegee other just. Oh, no. No, no, no. No, no.

I had to clean my belly off, additions. That's so I decided to get, to just grab a whole, I don't know, gallon of OJ or whatever that was. And just whatever that was. To whatever it was. Like during the whole show with Nikki Fried. Yeah.

And at first, who could forget? I didn't even know if I would be able to even do the show. But I'm like, I can't do that because it's hard enough to get Nikki on, she's so busy campaigning. So I was just like, all right, I gotta take one for the team here. Yeah, take one for the team. And I just pushed it.

You pushed it. You pushed it. I bustled my way through it. Wow. Yeah, the public demands it. Yeah, the word here, oh my God. All right. So what happened when John decided that,

all right, this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get wasted on Friday night. I'm gonna get up Saturday morning, realize there's an open house in my apartment this day. Shit, forgot about that. I'm gonna try to clean the place. That's how it's listed, he has to realize it. Yeah, right.

Oh, he's done. So he had to realize there was an open house. Then he had to clean his place, he's super hungover. And then he's like, holy shit, I feel like crap. I'm gonna go buy a gallon of orange juice and shug it during my show. And then after that, he goes on beer on the balcony which he did from his car, as you'll recall.

Of course. And John's explaining now. John's crimes precontinued, yeah. John's now explaining to me I don't know why my car is on the balcony, but I Don't ever get home my side who knows how this happened John's going to explain to us now That he was feeling so shitty. He didn't even want to drink beer

But remember guys the show is called beer on the balcony, his hands are tied. There's nothing else you could do. So I'm doing the beer on the balcony. And as much as I love beer, I was struggling to even drink. I got through to wasn't enjoying it. That don't I got you to wasn't enjoying it. That don't drink beer job. And this is me saying that. I don't even want to drink beer. You don't have to. He's so, so happy.

He thinks he's gonna get sued if he doesn't have a beer. Yeah, right. Like, number one, it's beer on the balcony. It's not beers. Yeah, you only have one beer job. You're not on the balcony. So, you're already breaking the rules. Yeah.

Everything's out the window. It's just my new show, Cause breaking the rule. Yeah, everything's out the window. It's just my new show, Cause of the car. Coke off the dashboard with John. And I got to like two and a third and a third. And I, he's distracted by the chat the whole time. Yeah, one of his moderators didn't show up. So he has like police the chat himself and this becomes awareness. I hope everyone just writes poopy diarrhea. I just fucking it's like just do that from that. They're actually funnier than that. But yeah, Oh, there was a message from from YouTube, John. Uh, I just didn't have a link maybe I fucked up and did yeah, maybe that could have happened

That could have happened as fuck you were the fucked up So I've seen anyway So as I'm doing the show with moody I'm only in about 40 minutes and I'm feeling it. I'm feeling all that acid and all that orange juice and my stomach feeling asking smelling ass shurning in my stomach. It's like I know I know that in a few minutes it's going to be I'm going to be fucking you know puking up the storm. Okay. So apparently, chugging a gallon of orange juice wasn't a good strategy.

Is that what he's saying? And what age do you realize that chugging a gallon of orange juice is a bad idea? Because for me, it was before I was a teenager. Yeah, that's what I learned that. Once is all the time. Yeah, really. I think like one time after school, I was like,

sunny, D. Yeah, I think that's... So then after school, I was like, sunny D. Yeah. I think that's, so then I dressed some Mentos in a Diet Coke and I could believe it. It was everywhere. I do this every weekend. I don't know why.

All right, so let's find out what happens next. So after John says goodbye to Modi, you know, calls Jeff Rossi, pedophile, whatever John does at the end of that show. What happens after that? I had one beer in the bag still. I know this is a sacrilege. In the bag?

In this bag. Yeah, he brought out a bag of beer. Oh, whatever, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. And he brought four beers. He drank three of them or two to third and whatever. I thought he was down to buying them by the so, you know, would you tell me? I'm back here. Would you tell me the John's doin' bags of beer?

I imagine like an IV trip. Yeah, exactly. And by the way, I'm gonna get shot out to an outdoor command hook, so this corner goes vomit in the Volkswagen. Yeah. As soon as Modi was done with the plugs, I just closed the computer, threw it in a back seat, grabbed the bag, and just puked fucking waterfalls, orange waterfalls out of me.

Oh, out of me. Oh, out of you. And it was like four or five big loads of just OJ pure OJ and and stomach acid. And this is why you should donate to my PayPal. Hey, by the way, if you hold chicken wakes, if you vomit in the afternoon into a bag that's containing the beer you're planning on drinking, that would be a side. You have a problem. I've never done that. It's not to be a beer. It was the orange juice guys to be honest, not the problem. Right, right. It's the juice.

It's that nature's shit. He's looking at the tropa can about it like never again. Never. You son of a bitch. And he was at the course, you never let me down. Yeah. Let me just wash you off. More like vitamin cocksucker.

It's unbelievable. And after that, he goes on to say, I've learned to drink water. Just now, you just figured that out, Chad. The water's probably a good thing to mix it at the time to time. Let's see how long he sticks to that. Holy shit. All right. So now we're going to get a recap. Does that look like the complexion of a man who's ever had a glass of water? No. Or seen the sun he lives in LA. And he's never seen the sun. How is that possible?

They don't have windows in those pubs. That's a good point. Yeah. It's too depressing. All right. So here is a recap on the date that he had. Now, if you remember, he had mentioned that a realtor brought a client over and he thought she was attractive. So he asked his realtor to get in touch with her to go out and she agreed and then she canceled on him. Okay, but then they decided, okay, we'll go out this night instead. So they go to the cheesecake factory and John explains that this was a perfect date. It was an awesome, awesome date. I would consider it the perfect date. And then I walked into the car,

gave her a hug. Can anybody guess what John's gonna say about this date? Can anyone guess the detail he's going to put in there about this date? He brought? I paid. Exactly right, nailed it. And then hopefully, and then I paid of course.

What a fucking douchebag. You know, you maybe have to cheesecake factory,, you may be at the cheesecake factory, but you're still at the baloney factory. I thought it was like a tour at an actual cheesecake factory. It's a free tour. Yeah. Could you imagine being on a show

and explaining you one of the date and that you paid? Let him stamp your hand, honey. Felonate parking. And she was reluctant. She's like, no, let me pay half. And I'm like, no, she got, please. I said, no, that would be an insult. And then I just said, how about you pay next time?

It's just, and she said, okay. It's like, well, next time is right now. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Next time is breakfast. All right. Oh, I would be like, yeah, absolutely no problem. Never answer my phone again. Exactly.

I would get in my car and I would just smash my phone. I would throw it up the window on the highway. So producer Chris picked up on something because I saw the way he smirked at that. When she insisted on paying half, that's a bad sign. If I let you pay half, that means you won't own me nothing later. That's a date that didn't go well.

When the woman says, no, please, let me pay my half. That's a date that did not go well because if she was actually enjoying herself, she'd be happy to let him pay for the date. He asked her out. That's how that works. That's how it works. No shit.

For the fact she insisted. Anyway, what do I know? Maybe it'll go great. We'll see. All right. So now we're gonna get into, because John's by himself, I think he's supposed to have a guest on this episode and no one showed up. So it turns into a Q&A, and John's like, people love this Q&A episode. Yeah, we do, actually, they're pretty funny.

So John is going to talk about how people are bringing up these clips where he used the N word on the Howard Stern show. And before I get into this part, Jackie wrote it. I just want to remind everybody, the only reason, because we've been talking about John for years, the only reason why people are digging these things up is because John is threatening a lawsuit against Patreon and trying to get my Patreon taken down and my podcast canceled or deleted or something because people in our discord use words he doesn't agree with, which is insane.

It's such a leap to go to. All right. So that's why people are saying this to him, and now John's gonna defend himself. Oh, you, um... Uh, you once used the N word when describing a certain fireworks. Okay. Now... Paws it.

Did that a context? I was describing the people I shot the fireworks at. He never had exactly that. And he does too. They take the set of context of the shots. Okay. It's hilarious that all of a sudden context matters. Context never matters to him until he says the N word and he's like, yeah, but you're taking

it out of context. I mean, you have to understand why I was using the N word. It's funny because when he wanted Joe Rogan taking off a Spotify, he's like, Joe Rogan said the N word. He should be taking out a Spotify. Yeah, but what was the context? Wasn't he saying that like, you know, if you say the word blah blah blah, then people get offended by it. Like that's not the same as calling someone the N word, obviously. So Judd and Care about context then. But now all this sudden, he carries about context and this is finally the lawsuit against death row records. Yeah, right. What are you doing? What are you doing? This is an unwinnable battle that he's been brought up. This is so stupid. All right, so this is him

recounting the story of when he used the N word on Howard's third show. When we were 10, 11, 12, would go to buy fireworks from the fireworks dealer in Long Island. Okay. He would sell us what he called N word chasers. And when Gary and I would describe the racism that we grew up with, we said what they were called. Okay, so to your point earlier,

John says in this clip, I'm gonna play it again, we've played it before on this show. John not only says what these fireworks were called, he also says who they were supposed to hit, okay? Yeah, and here's my Gange, he knows about it as well. And Gange is a little thing, like, he put on the ground and it's supposed to like find the light and it's supposed to find the nigga, you know, it goes around and then it aims at one guy and nails the top.

And what is it called? What is it called? It's called a nigga chase. No, no, no, no, no, no. What is it called? It's called a nigga chase. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and I totally agree he's gonna try to make the point that 22 is different than 1994, whenever this happened. That's fine to leave everyone else the fuck alone. Correct. You correct, you clout. Yeah, John, you are using the exact wrong argument for yourself and then he has the balls to throw Howard Stern under the bus. But these assholes like to say,

oh look John's in there, no, that is when we were discussing what, what was racist in our childhood. Yes, how are you doing? The racist things that we experienced. He sounded very offended on the Howard Stern show. Oh, yeah, he was just like, I couldn't believe this firework stealer was saying these words.

Hey, look, Howard Sterner on a few occasions did sketches in blackface. Yeah, this is about you, John. Howard's like, I don't bring me into this. I have nothing to do with this. I'm not trying to get Carl K. It's old. Is this a case of what aboutism? It is. Now, you would say, well, then Howard's third is a racist.

And I would say, no, he's not. Oh, it's your second. So what we're gonna get to in a little bit here is that I am a racist because people say words on my discord server that I didn't set up and I don't admit. Yeah. Okay, but I'm a reach for that.

I've never worn blackface. You could search through all a reach for that. I've never worn blackface. You can search through all of the year books. I've never been in blackface in my life. Oh, you talked about the WATP discord or Hitler youth. What, the two sides. Not that one. John doesn't know about that one.

Okay. Wait, does John know about that one? The Hitler youth, what about his kids? Oh my gosh, because I'm like three or four different users than that one. And they're all awful people. Yeah. Okay. Shit, you know what? I'm taking all of this out and post. Because if John finds users in that one and they're all awful people. Okay. Shit, you know what?

I'm taking all of this out and post because if John finds out about that one, that's gonna be a lot of problems for me. You're busted, Gerbos 69. So... Alright, so I have to say this is very interesting that John is saying, Howard Stern's on a race, it's even though he wore blackface. And so now he's putting things in context and understanding

that just because someone uses a word or says a thing, he's never understood this before until just now that he's being accused of doing all these things. Now he understands it. So, I did songs and there was a few racial slurs in them. And I explained this all in my book. I just thought that's what he would think would be good, that's what he would thought would be funny.

And that's the truth. It's a lie, you know. I'm telling the honest truth. I don't lie. I don't like to lie. John says, again, throwing Howard into the bus, Howard's the one who likes all these racial slurs. I hate it. I addressed his love of racial slurs in my book

that I was singing the song. That I was so fucking proud of. So proud of. Shocked that they just used as the theme song for a national radio. Again, his hands are tied here. Yeah, right. I have to drink in my car.

It's beer on the balcony. I have to say racial slurs. It's a Howard Stern shot. It's what he wants. What do you want from me? I had to drink in my car. It's beer on the balcony. I have to say racial sources. It's a Howard Stern shots What do you want? What do you want from me? I had to pretend I liked it Yeah, I had a writing to my book and then sing it for my audio block. I went on what am I gonna do? I would like that do do do do do up no actually about Italians. I didn't realize that All-racist

Let's get with the sky the worst all right, so now John's explaining that he's been a woke adult. Not just in the last couple of years, but since 2007. So now he's documenting when he became better than all of us. I'm an adult now who knows the difference between right and wrong? Look, three years ago, we still had a football team called the Redskins. Now, granted, even in 2007, I was yelling at my Redskins fan, Danny, not the same Danny. What a good friend.

L.A. Danny will call him, and it was like, too. Your whole team has a racist name and he can fight me and fight me and go do. That is the equivalent of the N word. Redskin is the equivalent of the N word. All right, you know how I know that Redskin is not the equivalent of the N word? Is that he said the word redskin? Yeah. You know, say, you know, you know, that R word for Native Americans, you know, you didn't say that. He goes, right, it's gonna get super offensive. You just said it three fucking times in a row.

What do you mean? Hey, John, also maybe a little too soon to be bringing up Washington. Oh, that's a good point. Failure. You don't want to talk about DC too much. Fucking failure. That's a good point. And then later, he goes, and he goes, what about Indians?

You know, obviously Cleveland Indians changed the name of their team. And he goes, wow, I'm not sure if that's offensive or not, because Columbus was just an idiot. Columbus wasn't an idiot. He was one of the few people who figured out the world was around John. Columbus wasn't an idiot. All right, well, I guess in context, I wouldn't say that.

So what's amazing here is that John talks about getting into fights and bars, which is not his M.O. at all. I was actually shocked to hear that he would be like that. If people deemed it as offensive, if indigenous people deemed it as offensive, change the fucking name. What do I give? Like, I have fights in the bars I go to with people who think it was wrong they changed their names and they're still gonna call these teams the red skins and the Indians. Now that's just fucking stupid. Yeah that's just stupid.

Chanko's just changed everything. I can show the name the Guardians but whatever. Yeah it's not a good name. It's not a good... but do you know what the name of the new Washington football team is? The commander. Very good. I would not have known that. You would have stopped me on that. It's not a good name either. No, they didn't do a very good job.

Not impressive. So, John's getting into fighting in bars with people because they're saying, it's been the Cleveland Indians for 80 years. Can we just keep it that? Who cares? No one, No one cares. And John's going, no, if someone's offended about you, you have to change the name.

OK, neat. Let's see how that works out the log rod. And this is John explaining that our listeners are the real racists. All right. Even though we've played John saying, Afslurs, the Adenware, anti-Semitic thing. Yeah, so what? He gets one thing right.

What's the problem? The world's changed. I've changed. Not for the better. And it's gonna break it in its own. The problem is the person who these trolls are all into still uses, still has a discord. Okay, changed it where he gives. He was talking about me. The person these trolls like still uses still uses what, John? Still uses, uh, still has a

discord. Okay. Where he gives benefits for his Patreon. That is not true. I'm going to clear this up right now. John reached out to Patreon, and they came to me and said, Hey, apparently your Patreon's linked to your Discord, and there's hate speech on your Discord. So I've unlinked the two things.

So everything that John's saying here is not true, because he forced me to fucking unlinked the things. So no, you don't get any perks on our discord by saying I have our patreon. They're completely unrelated to each other. They're not connected in any single way. And they use the N word non-stop. That's not true. They don't use the N word non-stop, John. Could you imagine? Take breaks. I. You allowed views of between 11 and two. And that between six and five. Eastern time.

Yes. And they used the F word for gay people nonstop. Nonstop. And they used the all word for the mentally challenged nonstop. First off, I have to say something about this. When I call people retards, I'm never talking about mentally challenged people. I'm talking about Suttery Jack. Yes.

Yes, I understand that. You're taking it back. We don't talk about the mentally-hands-to-get people in that way. That would be retarded. Yes. Where in 2022? So for all these dickheads who want to argue About well you you were on the Stern show he did that

That was over 30 fucking years ago I used to be a man I changed Yeah, now, now we know that Redskins is wrong. Indians is wrong. Don't we? We know the all word is wrong now. Only until 2010 did Obama take that word at any, any document in 2010. And these assholes had given me ship in 1980s. And by the way, I was the one who was being called the Awward most of the time. So, yeah. Yeah, just over the least so. You retard.

Yeah, no, what are you so offended by it? I know. Did I think was offensive? No. Because in those days it wasn't. No, it was. They were calling you a retard. That's offensive, John.

Did I find that offensive? Yes. Be call a retard's offensive. What do you mean? No, no problem. No problem. I've heard worse. I was called a simpleton.

Did I find that offensive? No, I have a simpleton. What are you going to do? Hey, John, news flash. People on the internet use offensive words. You got to get over it, buddy. If they called him a retard at the station What do you think they called him at Mensa?

Yeah, he was one of the brighter people on the search shows staff. That's a good boy This is insane. I can't believe that this is what we're talking about right now And what's weird is that you would think this would just be like a petty thing But John is literally tweeting at patreon and at tagging CNN and the New York Times and Fox News going, this guy's Patreon is full of our slurs and F-slurs and N words. It's like, what are you talking about, John? You're really trying to make this a national news story.

Did people use gamer words on the internet? Did you not know about this? This is news to you. I bet you only Tom Brokall. He is not right now. He's so fucking out of it. He forgets that people can find shit out because of the internet.

It still is news to him. Yes, correct. And also, it'd be easy to point out that you haven't done that through the internet, you know. John is such a gradual decrease in tempo that he doesn't even understand that Obama's not the person who decides what words we can use and not use in this country. Sky here is saying that I said the R word since 2010, well, maybe I didn't know that Obama signed it into bells deck.

And I didn't know the R word was bad until God knows when. But words, I mean, you know, you, you, you, we keep evolving in words. But look, there was a show called Quiris folk. I always thought that word was bad. Did you know folk? It's good. I don't know. I was okay to say in certain contexts. I don't know. Is that Hell's Parks' show? Oh, yeah. I think you're right. By the way, I've heard that John and Hell are out of the outs. Hell's done with us that are in John now. What happened? Trouble in paradise? Yeah. That's not good. That's not good. Yeah, apparently, uh,

Hell's Park is like, yeah, I'm done with this. This is a trade, Rick. I don't need this shit anymore. Did he really? Yeah, which is sucks for John because that's like his biggest celebrity gas. Yeah, I think the stipulation of whatever bet he lost was finally up. celebrity gas. I think the stipulation of whatever bet he lost was finally up. No shit. So how do we know this though? Like did John say something? Did hell say something publicly? At muttering J tweeted the news and tagged Hell Sparks and it asked Hell Sparks to comment. Hell Sparks did not comment but pulled himself off of the thread. So without saying like, no, we're still fine. And who knows? I mean, I must say this is all speculation. I don't know what's going on. Okay. But Hellsparc

did not respond to that. He definitely saw it. Got it. And he didn't say, no, I'm still boys with John or anything like that. He just took himself off of the threat. So it's kind of interesting. So no, John claims that the things that they did on Howard Stern, they didn't even know were offensive. Get ready to laugh your ass off. John's only funny way he's not trying to be funny. Holy shit, the Stern Show was so misogynistic. Fuck, we played games like anal ring toss.

Yeah. Did anybody think it was wrong? You know, no. Yeah. Did anybody think it was wrong? You know, no. Me and Jackie and already and Howard and Robin was there. That was the show. I never viewed it. Probably, I probably didn't even know what massage he meant.

All right. Well, that's probably true. Yeah. That part's true. John, you know that people are trying to get the Howard Cernshow canceled the entire time you're on that show. The Christian right, conservative Christians were like, this should not be on the radio. This is offensive. They're playing anal ring toss and I can't even see it. He had to lie to people to tell them what show he was from to get interviews. Correct.

So what was he talking about? He was a fan before he joined and I'm sure he wasn't a fan for the intelligent discussions Correct. Yeah, I just like playboy for the article right John you are such a fucking liar and you're bad at lying We didn't even know what we were doing was offensive. Yes, you did that was part of the content of the show Is that oh people want to get us taken down for what we're doing because it's offensive That's why Howard became a big fucking deal. He was offensive and now John has become the people who they used to hate I need to get this taken off the internet because I find a defensive John that's pathetic

That's really sad that you've become that person Not a good luck. You don't think with a pathetic partisan turning into a human clump of dirt hybrid? I'm offended by that. Yeah. I'm offended by his not as offensive. Okay. And like, Kroge is a melted candle. Yeah.

That was pretty good. I'm like, yeah, he does. But again, this is their way to say it's okay that this guy is allowed just because it's what about is it doesn't matter we're in the year 2022 what about his Patreon? Our word is unacceptable. All right, he said the word is rules. Okay. F-word in terms to gay people is unacceptable. All right, he said three so far. R and an F, right? He has an F, you said the words.

Then he says, okay, red skin. I was waiting for it. Now cracker. But it wasn't then. So, Josie at the moral high ground again, like when I said it was okay. And then when a guy who listens to a guy shows on the internet writes it as a joke, it makes the guy that he listens to on the internet completely guilty of stuff that I actually did on National Radio. Completely guilty of stuff that I actually did on National Radio.

You get it? Slice writing this down in his notebook. You get it, right? Also, startering fuck face, not allowed. I also offend some. These are the things you're not allowed to say anymore. Also, John is doing, I don't know if he realizes this or not, because I think he's too dumb.

He's literally giving out an advertisement for our Discord. I think people are gonna be signing up for our Discord in huge numbers when he says show like this. That was them, this is now. And right now, you have a guy who has a fucking top tier on his thing and he gives away access to his Discord, which I'm telling you. You do not want to read.

It is full of hate. I'm reading it. It's hilarious. I'm reading it. And our words, F words, and they're all okay. All the letters are in there. Well, that was like, I'm gonna read some show.

He called me the artwork. Your retires! Yeah, I have the, you are a retires. I can't read. You are a I have to you are a retires you are a retires how would start can you believe that he goes you do not want to read this discord maybe I do yeah I want to see what's going on over there I would also like to point out the the the flaw in your logic of all the huge shows of people are to be drive driven from Stuntary Jads beer but you're on the balcony episode. Straight to your despair.

All right, anyway, you might be right about that. So, we've already heard all of these accusations now. This is where we finally get to the real accusation is that I'm a racist. You're ready for this, Betty? He's going to make a leap here for us now. Let these guys draw the wrong narrative as they defend a racist fucking person

with a discord full of racist shit that he won't take down. I've I've sent so many requests to Patreon. I know you have Karen. I know. Patreon is making, is profiting off of this person's, of my wife. This is better than a top tier on this discord.

I don't. I had to disconnect that John cuz you in it is all Racist and he is the admin. He doesn't he doesn't take him down He doesn't block it Wait a second so now I'm a racist because I'm lazy and I have time to release my discord I spend no time in my discord. I don't even know what's he knows more about my discord than I do And he's now I'm a racist because of that. Do you think that's a leap or is he right about this, buddy?

Broken clocks, bro. Broken clocks. Okay, so John, not you're right about this. Fucking with you. No, but he's crazy, dude. The reason why I'm setting it up this way is because he's already taking a few leaps here, right?

Obviously. Because if you ever listen to my show, we do a comedy show. And trust me, my blog is boiling a little bit on this one. I apologize for that. I'm losing my cool little bit because it's ridiculous when he's accusing me of it's slander. And if you're a little slander, it's going to be a racist.

And you're not. But if you were a racist, you would not be lazy about it. That's true. That's true. When I did something, I fucking get into it. He's driven that. That's very true. Do you think that if Carl was a racist, he would let a greasy headed wildlife chrysanthemum here? God no. Come on. God no. Come on. You know,

see, he has Vinnie Paulino on. Obviously hate to tell you, oh wait, Paulino, oh shit. Fuck that out. You know, though, Carl, I understand why you're upset. But you have to consider the source, and you have to look at everything this man has done. Again, it is just grasping for straws for everywhere he can. I know. And he's also playing this, you know,

that liberal playbook of, the second somebody says what they, everybody is so shaded with it is there for this. Correct. And he's not too smart to understand. He's too smart. He's too dumb to understand new odds. Yeah.

And I'm too dumb to say it. And both, by the way, both sides do this. Guilty by association. Sure. All right, this is what I've been building towards right here. So John has already made that leap now that I'm a racist because of what's going on in this discord. And this is the ultimate move right here.

Because he makes money from the hate. Just like Trump does. He makes money from the hate. I'm Trump! Yeah, and that's it! The fabrication is complete. This fucking dead wrong. But they don't seem to care.

So there it is guys, everything that John hates, he always has to have a boogeyman. It was Trump. Trump's not the president for a couple of years now. I don't know if he's got that memo yet. So are you the president? I guess. A former president. Apparently.

So that was kind of a fun beer out the balcony. She's a real big racist. So play me, I voted for Hopi. Yeah. Yeah. All right, I have a couple more videos to play. And these ones I pulled off of the dead, where's anonymous, because I had me able to keep up

on all the stuff that John's doing. But this is pretty funny. This person created an account on YouTube that's similar to an account that usually gives John money. So a fool John into reading the message. Yeah. That he's super excited. Yeah, that's a little boob.

Curb Walker. Let's see Markovine. All right, so Marco V19. It says great to see you collecting money for a cancer patient. How much did you donate to Scott's wife? That's right, not even a roach. I'm reporting you. Oh, thank you, Markovie.

Oh, she. Brian King. Oh, movie guy. That didn't sound like a good. That's another that. All right. And then this is John getting called out for misusing donations. And this is where I was talking about before where this is starting to get to John You can tell he's starting to be like what do you mean this deal?

I don't think so Guy knows nothing about the law Is he talking about himself? Yeah, no guy knows nothing about the law. I like that one Chris. You need that a criminal lawsuit against me This guy knows nothing about the lights and that will assume a criminal lawsuit against you that laugh They dad I was just gonna say that's I know less about the law than I know about fake laughing That's worth an opi He sounds like a card to villain dog. Yeah, yeah.

He's not when you guys don't it on my monthly to my PayPal. It's up to me what I want to do with the money. There's no regulation on me. So I've been giving it to a special chatter. All right, you've already just changed what's going on here, Joe. Yeah, you're asking for money for a charity case You're not saying donate to me and then after the fact by the way

I've been taking your guys donations and giving it to this person is going through chemo That's not what you've been doing you've been asking for people to donate money to you to give to them Which is illegal giving it to a special chatter? Who is paying for chemo. That's my choice, you dickhead. Sherry P, I can do whatever the fuck I want with it. Oh, he's getting angry. Jazz Mania, just because I choose to do a good thing and you want to get me in trouble for it

because you don't know what good means because you're, I feel bad for you. Wow, he's really having a tough time with He's like, oh no, I'm the good guy here. I'm not the one who's breaking the law and completely immoral What do you mean? Why is everyone keep saying that good means because you're I feel bad for you I feel bad for you because you're a loser sitting in your mom's basement No life that one You're a loser sitting your mom's basement with no life.

John, you go to the pub in the afternoon every day. What are you, how could you possibly call anyone out for their lifestyle? Yeah. So I'm, I pity you. I'm happy. I can give you some happiness in hating on me. Trump sucks 26, thanks for the 279.

For the computer repair. Thanks. It means a lot Bye. So John broke his computer recently at a pay 420 to get a fixed. This is big news this week too And so now people are putting in these donations and this is like to E-Rox point before There's no memo or something so that's 279 Canadian towards computer repair Do you think John scribbling this down or go back after the fact that okay that 279 converted to us is 187 and then that goes to me and then this 279 if you really it goes to imagine this motherfucker trying to be audited Like they show up in his house to do the audit. He's just like crashing beer cans all over the place

Go, oh my records don't seem to be completely in order right now. It wouldn't be amazing. I would love it Hi, Vic Hello, hello Vic is doing comedy tonight and I see that she's dressed to impress at the comedy club Yeah, like a whore that way at least I look good while I bomb do you have jokes about your boobs? No, should we write something for you Vinnie? You want to write have jokes about your boobs? No. Should we write something for you, Vinny, you wanna write some jokes about her boobs, no. That's the only thing about her I like.

There you go. Well, Vic, I don't wanna make you wait for your comedy show, so I'm gonna wrap things up. But first, we do have to talk about everyone's favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is the part of the show we play, cut from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts. I'm happy to say Kaya is going to be back and we'll be listening to this. Before we get started, I just wanted to actually,

I found a blog site about age dysphoria and they give a brief description. So I thought I read that to give people a general idea of what it is and then we could even discuss if we agree with it or not. This person says age dysphoria is the experience of persistently feeling younger than your age. People with age dysphoria are not delusional.

They understand that they are adults, less teenagers, but they are uncomfortable with their age, physically and socially. And she put in parentheses the way people treat them. They wish they could return to be in a child in every sense. For many people it's deeply distressing and much more than just having a life crisis or feeling stressed with the complications of adult life. So I thought that was a nice breeze. I think that's a really good definition actually. I find that very compelling.

Kaye found this one. It's called a Maps Journey podcast. Ooh, can I read you the description of this one? A Maps Journey is a podcast about not offending anti-contact minor attracted persons. Map is an umbrella term for Nepi files, pedophiles, heba files, and etha-buffile. They fucked Jews too? You know these words are.

Well, society believes petafiles can be responsible for all child sexual assault. Research has proven this to be untrue. Most maps do not sexually offend. So these are minor attracted persons who do a podcast of how great they are. They're really attracted to the Miders. Well, they work hard. Well, how else are you going to get hired or are carroll? How the hell else do you get those Jordan so cheap? They work hard.

The minors come on factories'm going miners are not factories the miners are in mines sweat shops yeah I know it's on the miner it's on the miner oh you mean miner with an us thank you for giving us Joe we will we will we will with Vic it's not a joke because that's how they be miners Yeah With Vic It's not a joke because that's how they be Miders they're talking about Miders. They're trying to do children. Do you not understand?

We're on the creep off together. These are people want to fuck kids. I did but I took a twist to the other joke It was a joke that took a twist No, no, no, no, no, no, the joke is the 180 when you do it 180 get it's a 360 you're back in the same fucking place on a joke anymore How you doing? I'm a mom and dad fighting here. I See too much of it in his last come away He's always saying stuff like that.

I think it hits you too hard. I know he has some ham hands on him. First go to your room. You guys are tearing me apart. Vicki, you look lovely today. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for coming on the show. Do we have any new reviews that you want to read for us? Not on Apple. Okay. People hate you when iTunes again. They don't even care about you, but I pulled from Audible.

Oh, perfect. Okay. Last year. Thank you. This first one is a hilarious podcast for those with a limited vocabulary. They say this shows hilarious. It's a pretty straightforward concept that's executed brilliantly.

Love this podcast. Wait a second. So limited vocabulary. There's had to get a jab in there, even though they're a fan of the show. Vote. Gab a second. So women in vocabulary, they just had to get a jab in there, even other fan of the show. Vocabularity. Fuck you. All right, that's the pity vote. All right, I got a five star review. All right, cool. I'll take it. Yeah. This next one is genuinely not worth anyone's time. Okay. They say what we have here is simply put a group of people who are so insecure about themselves

they had to base their entire content structure around poorly critiquing other creators while subsequently bringing absolutely nothing of value to the table. Priding themselves on tear downs of other podcasts, this rag-tag group of uninteresting older dudes to remain relevant in a world where they were never where they never were to begin with. If you enjoy mercilessly kicking dead horses, removing context with cherry-picked statements, disrespect towards women and minorities. I like all of this stuff. Yeah, okay. Just the unoriginal jokes look no further. That is spot on. The description of our show right there. Talk about beating the dead horse. Wow, they really got that. Thanks a lot Carl. All right, is that a one-star review? That is. They were upset.

Yeah, I could tell. That was a one of sentences to write about something you don't know. I bet you know something jacked up review show guy. You might be right. That would take a little bit too much energy though. Well, that's a jacked up review. It is a jacked up and furthermore, I am a minors. You could have do that one at the open bike, Vic. This last one is, if AIDS had ears, this is what it would listen to. They'd say, Oh, yeah.

Five stars. That's awesome. All right, that's a good, that's a good review. We got to check it out. Audible more often, I guess. Yeah. You only have seven reviews on Audible. Yeah, but one of them is funny.

So, yeah, it's pretty good track record. Pretty good. Yeah, all right. of them is funny. So, it's like a track record. Pretty good. Yeah, all right. Anything else you want to read for us? No, that's pretty much it. There are other ones that just weigh too nice for you. And I don't like it.

I don't like that about you, Vic. I don't know why you don't read the nice ones every now and again. Do you think my ego's getting too big? Yeah. It's not the problem. You're too old for nice comments. Cause like with just how the sheer amount of tabs on your fucking browser, Carl, yeah, Chris is going to spend the next like five fucking years closing every single day. That is,

but that's the first line of the job description for producing this channel. I was just saying, you're not closing them yet. I told you you can eat dinner once you're done closing the taps. Yes, sir. He gets dinner That's it Always be closing all right somebody called in. I think it's a big shot or a celebrity or something. I'm not sure Hold on a second. Is your husband making the ways in the back out again? Yeah, he keeps opening up. How much attention does he need? He's always making noise when you're on the show. You're on the show for a cumulative 17 minutes a week and he's always making noise

Yeah, he tries to ruin me. Yeah, I know why I think he just wants attention. I think he wants everyone talking about Mr. Beck He married you. We already ruined you We're talking about Mr. Beck. He married you. We already ruined you. Oh, that's fair. Can you tell him to calm down over there? Yeah. Cole, can you calm down?

Oh, he uses real name. He's growing a beard though. Yeah. Yeah. He wants to look like me now too. I might have to beat him up and ruin his fucking chin and his feet for that to happen. Yeah.

Fair enough. Are you in your new house right now, by the way? No. I'm still at my old one. I finish work on the first. So I'm just sitting on my couch, because I moved everything. Oh, Vinnie only has one house.

He doesn't understand how this works. Some people are very successful in life. They live in multiple houses. Oh, Vic, Vic is the same. Okay. Yeah. Hello. This is Todd Bush. You're a cunt. Not what I was hoping to hear. All right. Here's another one.

Hey, Carl. How you doing? It another one. Hey, Curl, how you doing? It's me. I got a joke for you. Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause you're a cunt. All right. You guys see that one coming or not? Maybe that review was had a point about still jokes.

Yeah, video dead horse there. All right, Paco's gonna get us back on track. Yeah. Paco was offended. Remember last week we talked about Laura Bust Finley. Oh yeah. Yeah, the cosmic wisdom. Do you M.B.?

Yo, yo, what up? Father's is Paco, man. And I just want to say, man, I love your show. It's great show. And up until now, I've never been offended by anything that's been on the show. man and um... i just want to say that i love your show it's great show up until now i've never been offended by anything that's been on the show i mean i'm not even you know what i'm saying but i'm watching you two you guys recorded you know

i'm watching the life and then you proceed to play a woman quote unquote to working what's wrong with your dog this is this is uh... it just offended my eyesight. It offended my sensibilities. It offended so many things about them. Next time somebody says, Hey, I got a video of somebody's working. It's like, okay, no, we're not going to play it on the show.

This is going out to millions of people. We don't need to offend that many people. All right, let me go. Millions of people. Yeah. Thanks, bye. Yeah, I appreciate it, buddy. People were not happy with me for playing TikTok videos on the show, but in my defense, I thought the song was funny. The song was all about her pussy. After she was singing that like,

kumbaya, like sit around the campfire song with acoustic guitars. Sure. And then she's like, twerking to pussy songs. I thought that was a fun dichotomy. But apparently people were annoyed with me for playing that. Okay. Whatever.

What are you gonna do? We didn't play any TikToks today. And we could have. We could have. We had a couple TikToks to our song today. We had to play that Country Girl song. All right. This is for producer Chris.

Hey, this is voice mailers for producer Chris hey this voice mail is for producer Chris this was the great news I just wanted to tell you the car was a car actually wanted to talk to you I'm gonna leave a message for you tell me after we're done talking about it later. service that I already pay for tonight, have advertised, and it's like Spotify, can you fix the fucking levels? All right, I don't need to be listening to you and crows, mumbling, and I might volume match up, and then the fucking eye comes in randomly, jarring, and feels like it fucks

me right in the air hole. All right, go fuck yourselves, love you. You are always pissing off, Eric Zane. I think the thing is screaming about things being too loud. Sir, I don't even thought you were a wife about this. I think you might have a similar complaint for you. I think you should purposely fuck the levels on that. Just make it really quiet.

I have no control over the levels. The ads get put in dynamically, they're dynamically inserted. I have nothing to do with it. And it's not my fault you pay for Spotify. I didn't tell you to do that. All right. This is Gonzo Shitcock, calling into the show. Hey, Carl, it's Gonzo.

I'm listening to the show right now from Sunday. And I had a crazy observation. I don't know if you ever noticed this. But Patrick Michael, when he does that intro to his podcast, I think he's doing a Mark Marin impression. Because if you go back and listen like Mark Marin's old podcast like 10 years ago, it's exact same like style and delivery.

So hopefully I'm not just high and thinking this is true, but listen to it. It's like, it's really interesting. I'm like, he really does try to like, he is trying to be Mark Mariner. I'm pretty sure that's why he's, you know, doing that. Interesting. All right, Carl. Talk to you later. Bye. I've never heard Patrick Michael bring up Mark Mariner.

And have I? I think comedian podcaster but Mark. Yeah. Tony Hingeclin. I'm sorry. just about to bring comedian podcaster but mark yeah only in june i don't know if i don't know if i don't know if i don't know don't burr i've heard and bring everybody but all this one is a good one been in listen closely to this one hey carl uh... i'm gonna pay you a compliment for once i just want to let you know that i thought the uh...

the recent things you've been doing has been very excellent. The last two W.A.P.s hilarious, the return of Patty C. And then of course, Andy Richter show was fucking awesome. And then the crossover would dick. And Vinny for once was excellent. Now Vinny, I think you're here this week. Why can't you be funnier on your own shows? Or do I really have to pay you guys and not

to hear many b anyways um... yet carls have been cut go back to self-distance requested many it's a marketing strategy sorry everybody it's very calculated with the jokes i only do the good ones for that i will not be doing that.

All right. Paco calls back in again here. What's up, Carl? This is Paco, your cut. All right. That might not have been actually Paco. No, think about it. All right.

A supporter on Patreon called into the show. Yeah, this is Nate from Flint, Michigan. I pulled a stutter in John and told a woman at the bar that my last voicemail made closure and produced a crisp last. Just like John, I also struck out with her. So Carl, I pay you five bucks a month on Patreon. So consider this my official way of propositioning you sexually. She had devoted you really hard to your fans. I wish the fuck you Carl. Wow. Didn't see it going that there are surely Jesus. Oh boy. All right. That person lives near Detroit right? Is that what he's at? Yeah. Oh boy. That's gonna be a fun trip.

That guy's gonna rape Carl. That guy's gonna rape Carl. If you guys are in the Airbnb with me and you hear noises coming from the bedroom, you're nothing. You're an accomplice. Turn up the music. I'm just gonna... It's consensual.

I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna assume it's Crosion Bukaki. Yeah. Oh. Alright, last one smell. I'm just gonna sue its corrosion but cocky you guys. Oh! Alright, last one smell. Take Carl, this is Peeley Herbs, that's how I fuck. Ah! This is what a day is!

Tush! You're a cut! AAAAAA! Delted. Yeah, that's pretty good. I think that was Ashley Paul Rubens. Look at me, you're out. Alright, Vic's pretty good. I think that was Ashley Paul Rubens. They could be here. All right, Vic, you're doing a standup tonight,

where are you going? Uh, the chimney top again at 7.30. And then after the first, you'll be in Norfolk and then you do Thursday nights for open mics. Okay, so I don't want to fuck with your schedule with our Wednesday WOTP episodes. Yeah, right. You know, you're on the, you're a rising star in the comedy world.

Right. I don't want to hold you back. That's just because I didn't have my tits though. Who books the chimney top? I'm just curious. Can I get in there? It's a bourbon bar. Yeah.

Yeah. She's talking about a comedy club. She's just like, lady, were you shut the fuck up? Who gave her a microphone? No, there is this like a 300 pound bitch who just goes up there and just like literally vents about her life. She talked about going to Costco

and eating a whole like shrimp cocktail. And like, it's like a shit ton of shrimps in there. I love her though. She keeps flirting with me and trying to fuck me. Interesting. Would you ever do that? Fuck no.

Are you kidding? I'm not strong enough to pick up a roles. Interesting, okay. So just because you wouldn't be able to get, the most important crevice is why you wouldn't do that. Let me tell you what I tell my wife, just like gravity do it all. Yeah, it's all about the positioning.

Yeah, it's all. It position. Yeah, it's all. It comes down to it. So you're not a Chubby Chase, Eric? No. Is that your thing? A lot of men I've dated though used to be fat. Like not Vinny fat, just like Chris fat. Okay.

All right, so I can get better than that. Thanks, Vic. Thanks for coming on. You're fun. I got get better than that. Thanks, Mick. Thanks for coming on Goodbye Goodbye Okay, folks, guess what? The episodes oh Around the shit I stink you hate me great. Goodbye. That was a great episode. That was really great All I know is only watching the news tomorrow waiting to find out about the bombing that the chimneys up

That was really great! All I know is I'm only watching the news tomorrow waiting to find out about the bombing at the chimney top.