Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep338 - A MAPs Journey Podcast

Episode Date: August 28, 2022

Mentally ill people who are sexually attracted to children don't like to talk about it... THEY LOVE IT! Elliott tells his "coming out" story which turns out to be that he wasn't good at hiding the fac...t that he's a pedophile and everyone in his family confronted him about it. Also, Elliott's mom joins him on the show to laugh about finding young boys attractive. Not a good take, Mom. Kaya travels all the way from Germany (through the internet) to help us shame these people who are getting increasingly brazen. Then we check out deep-voice guy, Opie's latest cry for attention, and Stuttering John's latest legal threats. Come see us in Detroit: http://watplive.com  Come see us in NYC: http://watpnyc.com https://www.twitch.tv/kayaorsan Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  https://watp.supercast.tech/ Double your deposit with promo code WATP: https://www.mybookie.ag/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:02:20 shit all over us in the comment section. We'll hopefully have Vick up to read some new reviews later on in the show. And we actually have another review girl potentially who wants to audition. Oh my God, to be a review guy now. Oh, bye. But first we'll be reviewing a show called a maps journey. Kai and I both listen separately. We have not discussed it with the show beforehand.
Starting point is 00:02:50 Well, let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Elliott and Todd Nickerson at sometimes, sometimes Todd isn't there because I think he's embarrassed. But Kai, you found this show. Do you want to explain what this is? Yeah, we were looking for shows to review and I decided, you know what? I'm going to do the same thing I did a year ago, roughly with Doug and I'm gonna type in pedophile podcast into duck duck go and this popped up. To know what's the surprise, you can, it's that easy. And you can only find this on their own website
Starting point is 00:03:15 and some of those like third party boot like podcasting websites, you know the kind of like archive other people's podcast for some fucking reason. Like this is not on iTunes. Now last time, Doug and I reviewed a show called Maps IRL, same concept. I remember after our review, those guys nuked their show after someone made them aware of the review. So here's hoping we can duplicate the magic. They'll have some shame and take their shit down because they're very brazen.
Starting point is 00:03:43 So maps, of course, minor attracted person, which is their new word that they like to use for themselves to make it seem less dangerous, I guess, than it actually is. Yeah, pedophiles, if he be of files and something else, they have all these fancy fucking terms. I forgot to look up with any of those words about. Damn it.
Starting point is 00:04:03 I didn't do my research on this one. Kitty fucker. Okay. I thought I was like, I think that sums it up. Wow. That's a good find. Not to whip out the façade on you, but. All right, Kaya, do you want to get us started here?
Starting point is 00:04:19 Do you have a clip or something? Maybe sums up the show for you. That sums up the show not necessarily because all of my clips sum it up. But okay, here's your average intro. Just play my clip number one. So those who are listening to this, who identify as minor attracting, I hope this story gives you some courage to come out to a trusted person in your life and know that it can get better. And those who are listening who want to learn more about minor attraction, I hope this brings you some enlightenment.
Starting point is 00:04:51 So without further ado, let's get to this and it's okay not to be okay. All right. Now, I happened to have an advantage here, because English is my first language, Kaya. That sentence does not make any sense. You can't say it's okay to not be okay, unless the word okay means to pull or opposite things from each other. Logistically, it doesn't work.
Starting point is 00:05:18 You see that kind of talk a lot on Twitter, and they really love Twitter. We're gonna get to that tour. It's like, oh, self-care. It's okay not to be okay sometimes. I always say that that because no, it isn't. It's not okay to be fucking miserable. Why would you spread this message? It's especially not okay when you're attracted to children.
Starting point is 00:05:33 That's not something you should come to peace with. It's okay to want to fuck children when he just starts to start off his episode. I'm like, well, I think I'm gonna have a problem with this one right out of the gate. So this episode that you and I both listen to, where he talks about his coming out story, Elliot's coming out story,
Starting point is 00:05:50 which we'll get all into that. But it starts off with, there's a really important reason why they've decided to talk about the coming out story. The week that we recorded this episode, two very important days happened. The first was World Mental Health Day and the second was National Coming Out Day.
Starting point is 00:06:08 What, World Mental Health Day came and went and I missed it. Oh my, I didn't even get anything for my wife. I'm gonna be the dog house. They sure remind me producer Chris. I forgot to. Jesus. World Mental Health Day. What did you get Elliot's for World Coming Out Day?
Starting point is 00:06:23 He's a pedophile and he's just sitting there bare handed. I think it's kind of weird that he goes on dates with his dad. This whole thing, there might be something about how he was brought up because he explains that before he came out to his father, he's 20 years old at this point and him is dad go on dates all the time. So about two or three days before I came out I I was out to dinner and a movie with my dad. We had a tradition at the time where he would pick me up and we would go out and see whatever the newest movie was. That's pretty gay. whatever the newest movie was. That's pretty gay. That's a weird. Those dates had a point, Carl.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Yeah, if you play my clip too, his dad had an ulterior motive. You dead. So we were at dinner in a chillies or some other restaurant I can't remember which. And out of nowhere, he just decides to ask me if I was ever sexually abused. And because of it being completely out of left field,
Starting point is 00:07:37 I was like, I don't know, I don't think I, I don't have any memory of it. And then he asked me, did you ever view anything questionable on the internet or did this stuff like that and- This is some date there are. Hey, so did my brother ever fuck you when you were growing up? Oh, so do you have a child porn on the internet? Dad, everyone of the chillies can hear you.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Also, if I didn't ask him if his brother had fucked me, I would remember what restaurant I was in. I was happy that day pretty well. The waiter is next to them like, I'll give you folks some more time. Yeah. Another bad thing to Brad. And to set up by the way to this, I forgot it's so his dad and his brother both suspects. There's something wrong with this boy like. Is he a pedophile or something?
Starting point is 00:08:26 Okay, so his dad takes him out on a date and says, do you look at like shit on the internet or did you get touched as a kid? Cause I didn't touch you. There what's going on here? And this continues and his brother chimes and also. So his dad drops him off at home, just like a gentlemanly cavalier.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Not even a kiss. I hit the doorstep. Then his brother calls. That's my clip three. Also, he does point out, I don't know if you have that in the clip, but Elliott points out to kind of ruin the whole movie experience for him. He's like, you know, after my dad asked me if I was fucking children, I just couldn't really get into the movie.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Kind of took me out of the moments. Broke back Mountain. So he drops me off at my apartment and about 10 to 15 minutes after we got home, my brother calls me and starts asking me the same questions. And obviously I denied it again. And again. And I was just freaked out of what, why all of a sudden are both, both of them asking me these stories? Because they know.
Starting point is 00:09:33 It's because they know, Aliens. What are the chances? There are little boys. Yeah, what are the chances? That both my father and my brother asked me 15 minutes apart from each other if I was attracted to children or not. Yeah, I think maybe you did something that tipped them off. So I don't know which clips you have,
Starting point is 00:09:54 I don't wanna walk over you. I'll be right next to you. I'm gonna get one of this in this session here because now the whole point of this is his coming out story. And the name of this episode is mom, dad, sit down, I have something to tell you. But that's how this happened at all. They just berated him until he finally admitted it. My brother calls me again. And we just kept on going round and round in
Starting point is 00:10:17 circles. And I still wish I remembered to this day what he finally said that made me admit to it, but I realized that I just couldn't deny it anymore. So I said, yes, you know, I'm attracted to children. I have never offended nor do I ever want to. And but I do have this issue. And I remember him saying something to me like, well, get you help. Well, you're not alone in this. And he was really supportive. It didn't seem he judged me at all or or hated anything about me. Brother says we still love you, bro. I'm always with you. You're not alone. We're never going to leave you alone in this. You've got my full support, brother. Yeah, play my clip five.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Make a long story short. After that, my brother set up the week long intensive that I talked about another podcast and things progressed until where we're at today. So and my brother doesn't want to talk to me anymore. I know it's the last thing I think he's just more worried about it than anything ever happened. His reputation would be tarnished or something. Wait a second. Oh, I got to play that part again.
Starting point is 00:11:33 He's the supportive brother. And my brother doesn't want to talk to me anymore, but I know he still loves me. Why? Why do you know he still loves you? When I stop talking to someone, they don't even like them. That's why I stop talking to people. I know he still loves me. Why? Why do you know he still loves you? When I stop talking to someone, they don't even like them. That's why I stop talking to people.
Starting point is 00:11:47 I know he still loves me. He doesn't. You think you're weird on a creep? Yeah, he fell for the uh. And he's one of his reputation tarnished. He fell for the, you can tell me anything. Yeah, you can't fall for that one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:00 So everyone, he's reporting you on his phone. Everyone in this family gets it on the action here. And so we hung up the phone and then my mom called a little bit later asked if I could come over to her place. And so I drove over to her place and waited for her to get home from work. I love that his brother immediately calls up their mom. He says, hey, guess who gave birth to a pedophile?
Starting point is 00:12:21 other immediately calls up their mom. He says, hey, get to gay birth to a pedophile. What? What? What? Whole chat room. Yeah, this is the nightmare, by the way. This guy is getting focused. Every failure member, I heard you did all kids.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Are you want to do all kids? Did you call the house? You got, no, I don't want to find. Hold on, your uncle's on the other line. He wants to talk to you. Relative only sees once a year, like you didn't want. Turn into a literal game with telephone. And then so he's talking to his guest, which we haven't even heard yet.
Starting point is 00:12:51 But he has a guest on this episode and he tells him, yeah, well, at some point my dad got Alzheimer's and shit. And you know, I guess he just forgot I'm a pedophile. And now he's happily ever after. Play kill up to six real quick. And dad, I honestly don't think my dad ever fully understood what it was. And now that he has Alzheimer's, I'll never know. But yeah, I think that's, that tends to be the case with dads.
Starting point is 00:13:17 They just seem to have a hard time dealing with anything like that. Especially with sons is kind of like, now I think they have so many expectations for us that they kind of, they can never really, I mean, my dad's kind of the same way. It's like, he loves me. I know he accepts me to an extent, but we don't, we don't talk about that issue because it just, he just doesn't get it.
Starting point is 00:13:42 Yeah, he, he get bond over how hot a five-year-old is. I got it. My dad's like that too. He just doesn't get it. Yeah, he get bond over how hot a five year old is. I got it. My dad's like that too. He just doesn't get it. Also, dads have so many expectations like don't fuck kids. Yeah. Right. Can we try to do women and get married and have a family?
Starting point is 00:13:59 So it's no way. To the balls. Yeah. Hahaha. Always being compared to my brother. Now we've set it up that he comes out to his brother's brother makes him go to a week-long therapy session. And then he gets out of that and now it's turning into weekly meetings with his parents.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Yeah, after, after I came out and after I got home from that week long intensive with the therapist, my parents and I started meeting once a week at my mom's house and we would address any concerns or any issues. That sounds like a fun time. Here's what I would do. Guys, I'm all better now. Yeah, no, that week long therapy session. I think kids are gross.
Starting point is 00:14:40 Yeah, nothing but lab dances the whole week. You're right, exactly. I just get a playboy and start pinning shit up on the walls. Yeah, yeah. Look at these chicks. Boops, go women. This is, unfortunately, he does reveal the true villain of the story. And in his family, of course, it is the brother clip seven. But with my brother, you know what I was saying, it's just all sudden, probably like maybe
Starting point is 00:15:11 like three or four years ago is when he just decided to stop including me in his life. And part of me feels it could be something else along with the minor attraction because my brother tends to have some narcissistic tendencies and stuff. And he really does it like to admit that he's had fall. And I yeah, he's the asshole. Yeah. What's his problem? Fucking jerk. What is he ever proud about? Well, actually, it's funny because he was invited to his brother's wedding. And he was actually surprised that he got the invite. He also told my sister in law without my say so,
Starting point is 00:15:58 which kind of made me upset, but she did it seem to. He told his wife. You guys, of course, he's gonna tell us wife that his brother's a pedophile. What do you mean? He didn't even ask me permission. Yeah, okay. Be any more touch bad. Yeah, I know you.
Starting point is 00:16:12 Everyone, this guy's infected, blabbermouth cuts. She did it seem to be any more judgmental or anything like that. She's still treated me the same. And I got invited to their wedding and at the wedding I was around. There was a as with most weddings there were kids there and stuff like that. And as far as I know my brother did it feel like I was a danger to them at all. And why they weren't hot.
Starting point is 00:16:39 There's going to be kids there, but mostly fat trees. The grotesque. They're also three. You're not going to fuck four eyes in the corner. I I'm just gonna kiss there, but I'm gonna do it mostly fast. Three's. The gross. They're also three. You're not gonna fuck four eyes in the corner, are you? I don't think so. I think we're good. Changes is diaper than we can talk. Can I take us in a different direction real quick?
Starting point is 00:17:00 And then we can come back to this guy. The way from the brother? Yeah. Oh, sure. And then we can come back to it because I listen to another episode where we had that on this woman's Sheila. And he starts off by saying, I guess, Nick's not really into it anymore.
Starting point is 00:17:15 I'm sorry, I keep saying it's Nick, but its name is Todd Nickerson. Nickerson. Yeah, careful. It looks like, I know. That sounds like a made up name, but not a fun kind. Why would you make up a name like that? Like Jackson Boob. Sorry. There's a kid that's playing on one of the little league world series teams whose name is Jackson Boob.
Starting point is 00:17:38 I can't get my mind. I really want his it. And it looks like I'm going to be fine solo for a while since Todd's still making up his mind what he wants to do. So. Yeah, Todd's like, you know what? That's show we do. We talk about how we want to fuck kids. I don't know if I'm going to do it anymore. You can get an idea.
Starting point is 00:17:59 Good thing, Todd. Pretty smart. All right. So now he has on this woman, Sheila, and Sheila's been putting out these tweets where she's discussing normalizing minor attraction. And she is in putting out tweets as to what the conversation should be
Starting point is 00:18:18 when somebody comes out as a map. And I have a bunch of examples. This is a conversation you might have with your mother. Map. Mom, I'm attracted to kids. Mom, I know. I could have told you that two months ago. Here's a map you might want to get in touch with. Let me know if you ever want to talk about it or if you want to see a therapist. So mom's going to know a bunch of other maps. I'd be like, yeah, yeah, no, I know. I actually have a whole list of maps. You might want to hang around therapist. So mom's going to know a bunch of other maps would be like, yeah, yeah, no, I know. I actually have a whole list of maps.
Starting point is 00:18:46 You might want to hang around with, hang around with for a while. I don't enjoy the mailing list. We have a sub-stack. We can be a meet-up this Sunday. All right. So now what would the conversation be like if you were a patient talking to your therapist?
Starting point is 00:19:01 Matt, Dr. I'm attracted to kids. Therapists, are you comfortable with that? Is there anything related to the attraction we'd like to talk about? And that's it. Yeah. Is there anything you want to talk about with that? No, that was it. All right, cool. I was working on that. I make you more comfortable. All right. Good stuff, Sheila. Now, what about if it was just a couple of fronts? You know, you're hanging out with your buddy, you're shooting pool maybe, throwing some darts, and you guys just come out to your friend.
Starting point is 00:19:32 How would that person respond if this was normalized? Matt, I'm attracted to kids. Friend. Oh, okay. Do you feel better if we stay away from parks and things or are you comfortable with our kids? Matt I'm good. Let's go to the skate park Thank you for asking I was wondering about that
Starting point is 00:20:02 So much free time, let's go to the skate park. These are such natural conversations. I can see how this would actually play out. All right, here's another example. This one's a weird one. This is, the map is a teacher in an elementary school. And we're talking about what the principal would say. If the map had to have a conversation with the principal,
Starting point is 00:20:22 this is insane. Map. I'm attracted to a student. I thought I could teach them because they were below my AOA. Unrely uncomfortable. Principal. Hmm. That student is with a lot of friends, so it might be better to move you. Do you foresee any problems if we switch you to class B? Class B? How about prison A? Teacher comes out and says, by the way, this kid in my class fucking smoke show and really distracting for me. And the principal's going,
Starting point is 00:20:58 yeah, no, I know, we could probably separate you too. Tell you who will fall over there. Did you pick up on that? I think the map goes, they're lower than my AOA, but I'm still trying to know what that is, Kylin and AOA is. Age of attraction. Age of attraction. I had to look that one up.
Starting point is 00:21:18 I was like, whoa, so these people have a number that they go with? That's interesting. That's interesting. That's cool. All right, now let's say that you're with your partner and you want to come out and tell your partner that you're attracted to children.
Starting point is 00:21:34 Map. I'm attracted to kids. Would you be interested in trying age play? Potential partner. Not my cup of tea, thanks. But I know someone who's really into it. Would you like to be introduced to them? So supportive. I know. And everyone knows other maps and all these scenarios. So bizarre age play. So your wife just at the top of her head, no one who also likes wearing diapers and shitting on them in them on purpose. Well, she listens to my podcast, so she might, but both people wouldn't.
Starting point is 00:22:09 I have one more example here for you because this is really insane. So now we have friends talking again, but the map says, I kind of want to check out this channel pornography, everyone's been re-baking a pile of this. This is how the fun. Should respond.
Starting point is 00:22:26 No. I want to see what's all the fuss about CSEM. No, not good. Here's a list of resources we got in health class. Let's find you and legal is being... Here's the dark web. Or legal option that doesn't cause any harm. Yeah. Here's three hard drives.
Starting point is 00:22:45 I'll see you in a week. So again, I look up this. He's a poor project. A C-S-E-M. Do you know what that is? I'm sure you do. From context, I figured it means child sexual exploitation material. You knew what that was. Don't even pretend like you just came up with that.
Starting point is 00:23:02 You are well versed at this. So they have their own fun little acronym for child porn that makes it sound harmless Yeah, just checking out some CSCM and then the feds kicked on the door. I don't know what the fuck they're problem Pay my tax CSCM CSI Miami, you know whatever That would be a great show at CVS CSM That would be a great show at CBS. CSM. Kid you're gardening.
Starting point is 00:23:25 Oh, God. All right. So this is fun because Elliott then talks about how he gets uncomfortable going to a water park. Because you've got to imagine that'd be pretty titillated, right? One thing I wanted to start with was the one that you're one example where the map mentions to the friend about the attraction and a friend asked if
Starting point is 00:23:57 they're comfortable going to a park or not. That that actually is something that I run into sometimes with my friends. Like I have to come up for excuse not to say go to a swim park or something like that just because I don't want to be uncomfortable. Not that I feel like I'm in danger of doing anything. I just don't want to have to put myself through that situation. And I should be able to be able to say something like that, and not fear being judged.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Yeah, you should tell your buddies, oh my God, are you kidding me, wet children and bathing suits? I'll have a fucking rod the whole time. Yeah, exactly. I can't do that. How do you guys hide your rod at those places? What the fuck? Let the fox into the head house?
Starting point is 00:24:45 All right. So that was, well, okay, one more clip from this show. And then I'll get back on the brother and everything else that's going on. So this is a person who I guess Elliott was talking to who has a pro-contact stance. I'm currently talking to this person and they're really having trouble dealing with their attraction. They just recently realized that they should be anti-contact and they're coming from a pro-contact stance.
Starting point is 00:25:21 They just realized that, well, this is really illegal fucking children. I don't wanna spend 30 30 years in prison. I think I should be anti-contact. This is a pro-contact full contact. Jesus. I got kicked out of the water park. Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. These people are fucking mental. Mental patients play a few clips of the ideal therapist the day would envision, but literally drive you crazy. These people are fucking mental, mental patients. I played a few clips of the ideal therapist the day would envision, but unfortunately, I have an example of, according to Elliot at least,
Starting point is 00:25:52 his brother is getting manipulated by a bitch of a therapist, and that's my clip eight. Okay. It as with most people who don't understand that you can have a sedion and not act on it. He's pretty uneducated with it. And I really think that that therapist feeds his mind with more horror stories than anything helpful because, as I mentioned, she was more trained on how to deal with sexual abusers and not anyone who has
Starting point is 00:26:24 it offended. Yeah, he's one of the good guys, Kaya. Yeah. And a bitch therapist filling his brother's head with horror stories about kid fuckers and what bad people pedophiles are. Right. Yeah, I know. Oh, my, because I dropped the digit out of 12 year old. Now I'm the bad guy.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Come on. What's going on? Well, at least Elliott has some hobbies and some of those overlap with his brothers. You'll never guess what this hobby is, you guys. Clip 9. But the thing is is that even if we got back close together and he would want me in his life, again, we really don't have much in common. And the most we could probably talk about is we're both into photography.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Of course you're right. Yeah. If I brought you to like cityscapes and I like watching a kid get pink sucked, but you know it's photography. Yeah, that would probably be the only source of conversation if we ever call each other on the phone. Don't mention that you like photography. That's not good. That's only gonna get people looking through your hard drives. Yeah, I forget to, I didn't write down the context for this clip, but clip 10, I guess we can talk about them
Starting point is 00:27:37 being quote unquote, virtues pedophiles. Yeah, yes. The therapist I was seeing at the time, I wanted to actually show her VP or Virtua's pedophiles for those who don't know what the VP stands for. And also before you act, but I couldn't think of what before you act the website was. So I was actually searching for before you act and I came across a global prevention project and The rest of history and I got introduced to the Twitter community
Starting point is 00:28:11 I got introduced to you rusty and a bunch of other people that I talked to on a regular basis and just like the guy that Turned that other guy in we keep each other and check So they have like some stuff but turn that other guy in, we keep each other in check. So they have like, five, three or something. Does that inspire confidence in you? A couple of pedophiles going, yeah, we keep a track on ourselves, you know, we keep ourselves in check.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Yeah, it's like an alcohol accident. Yeah, yeah, I really want to drink. Well, you probably shouldn't. Yeah, but having a drink is pretty awesome. Yeah, I know it is. It's a drink. It's talking about it over a drink is pretty awesome. Yeah, I know it. It's your record. Let's talk about it over a drink, into the water. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Starting point is 00:28:47 Look at, let's get shit-faced. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah, I can imagine the conversation is like, there's this kid at the mall who I'm really into, and the other guy's like, what can you send me a photo or two? I mean, you should do what you think, but if you did have a photo or a video,
Starting point is 00:29:03 you can send it over. Listen, that kid's mind. I saw her first. By the way, I don't really get the answer as to whether Elliott is into little boys or little girls. Did you understand that? Yeah, we're going to get to that. Don't worry.
Starting point is 00:29:21 They'll talk about it with his fucking mother. But did you catch that on that clip? By the way, we always say this, like in the good old days before the internet These people would have just gone on the internet like I want to fuck kids and then been like I guess that's a bad thing Everyone makes fun of it today Just went on Twitter and I found friends instantly there's a whole community of people like me We would just talk I met you. I met that guy Like this is a funny that we've shamed the cigarette smokers to the point where they will not smoke a cigarette anywhere near
Starting point is 00:29:47 anyone because they're embarrassed to buy it. But these people are just like, you know what? I happen to find seven year old boys attracted. We're like, yeah, well, join the club. Come on in. Victor, wait, we're over here, sir. We have much to discuss.'s even better. Where are the assholes? Oh, Clip 12. Yeah, people want us to stay quiet and in the shadows because it makes them uncomfortable. Well, we're not, we're not asking you to come into our world. You're, you're purposely coming into our world. When you hashtag no map, when you hashtag map positivity and all that stuff,
Starting point is 00:30:27 you're purposely joining our world. You, you are coming in. And if you don't like what you hear, you can always leave. What about when we do whole podcast episodes ridicule you? Is that also I triggered the year world? But what about when I log into my Netflix accounts and the banner is like, Oh, check out this the newest part of a soft core child porn called cuties. Wanna stream it now? It's like you're the one shoving it into our face. Fuck you. Yeah, but cuties too is gonna be good.
Starting point is 00:30:53 I'm looking for it. I've heard good things about it. Oh, here's my favorite. Okay. This is one of my favorite clips here. So my favorite part is always when really, really shitty people appropriate like the oppression that other groups suffered. That's clip 13. That's the worst. Every so often people need people. I society needs a scapegoat. And the scapegoats change throughout time. You've got back in the medieval era, witches, and they were the scapegoats, and then
Starting point is 00:31:26 Dotsy, Germany, and then the Jews, and so on and so forth. There's always, sorry, it always has that, it's scapegoat group. And we're kind of it for this generation, because it's, it's, we're an easy target. This is some history lesson I've got to hear. All right, no idea, it was the witches of the Jews. By the way, it's still the Jews. Just FYI.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Yeah. It's still the Jews. I love this idea. Like, we're just like the Jews during the Holocaust and the Black folk during slavery and like the Japanese Americans during the World War. It's like, no, like your babies were not fed to alligators for fun, okay?
Starting point is 00:32:04 You're just a fucking kittyfucker. And it is a healthy revulsion that most people feel towards your group, especially when you're doing this weasel shit, trying to sneak your way into being a protected class. Also, comparing yourself to witches and medieval times, those women weren't really witches. You really are a pedophile. Do you see the difference? Yeah. Like they were killed. They wanted to true. And you're coming out and saying, by the way, I've attracted to children. And people don't like me, obviously. Yeah. Yeah. If we burned these guys, it'd be okay. I would think so. I don't think anyone would have a problem with that. Well, you know what you are? What's wrong? You are an anti. Do you know what that is? No. Well, I'll play clip 15. Yeah, well, you know, I think there's two major factions
Starting point is 00:32:46 of Antis out there. The biggest one I call the ignorant faction, they're just genuinely ignorant. They just don't understand it. No, they're ignorant. They're ignorant. So far, did it. That you're ignorant.
Starting point is 00:33:05 That's insane. What is there to understand? It's not natural to be attracted to children sexually, sir. What do you mean? It is not that complicated, which means, in my opinion, we fall into the second category of Antis. That's clip 16. There's another faction, though.
Starting point is 00:33:21 I think it's a smaller faction, but it exists of people who understand perfectly that we're not offending, but they don't care. They have invested interest in attacking us. And those are people, a lot of those people are people who are involved in like victim culture, things like that as well as demagogues like Alex Jones and people like that. Why did Alex Jones get brought up into this? You're not a globalist, don't worry, you're not an hithroidist. Yeah, they do this fucking shit.
Starting point is 00:34:03 You guys remember when during Alex Joseph's trial, the opposing lawyer brought up like, oh, you also think that the world's elites, like more or less children write Mr. Jones. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck this, let's have to do a Sandy Hook, or any of this shit. So what you're really doing is you're saying that if I think
Starting point is 00:34:19 Jeffrey Epstein fucked a bunch of kids and had president's fuck kids, then it means that I also think the Sandy Hook children were holograms or something. I fuck you. And you said what you think, I will not stand for that on this show. Oh, you were saying that those are related. I get it now. It makes more sense.
Starting point is 00:34:38 But no, you're an Alex Jones conspiracy theorist if you don't give a shit about this. And the other thing that drives me mad, these people are trying to appropriate the born this way shits that was like used by the gay community to get the fucking gay lashes of their backs. Yeah. Oh, yeah, the whole thing in the 90s and like early 2000s was, you know, it was, it's us gay people. We're just born this way. Leave us the fuck alone. And for most people
Starting point is 00:34:59 that clicked in their heads, they were like, yeah, okay, I mean, you fair enough. If it's like skin color, eye color, whatever, and you're born with this, not your fault. We shouldn't gay bash you. And the pedals looked at this and they realized, hey, that worked for them. How about we try that? And it's like, uh-uh, that was never the fuck like the points. It was a moot point, even if it was a choice, leave gay people alone. I don't give a shit if you were born that way, asshole. I don't care if you, Kitty fucking was ingrained in you. I still want you dead. Well, your fucking brain is broken is what the problem is. I think that they, they realized that's why this whole show exists is
Starting point is 00:35:28 talking about like we need therapy and support. We need to support each other. Because they know the brains are broken. And I don't care what kind of psychotic person you are. I want you locked away. You know, whether you're going to just stab someone on the street for fun or you want to fuck a child, either way, you shouldn't be part of society. I think that's pretty obvious. That anyone. It's not fair. Tough shit. You were born that way. Okay. Well, even if it's really not your fault, I still don't want you in my neighborhood. Can I tell you whose
Starting point is 00:35:54 fault this is, by the way, and they even come out and admit it. And I was shocked that they did. This is Disney's fault. I think we all do that. But think about just say it. Yeah, like for me, and this could be a podcast for a different time. But like to me, the viewing of movies that are obviously geared to children or families or whatever, I think that plays into my age dysphoria. I can't talk today. And my arrested development type of thing. I anytime that I'm feeling younger than I actually am is normally like those times when I watch those types of movies.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Yeah, yeah, Disney is a warping brain. It's not good for children either, by the way. I don't think anyone should be watching these movies Well, you can watch like fuck whatever the fuck they have nowadays the minions are whatnot. Yeah, sure if you're like to watch it But agreed if you're a 30-year-old man child, I guess and you're like crying when you see a Star Wars trailer It's okay. Well, there's something wrong here. Well, I know that this is the old Star Wars now But we don't have to bring Star Wars into this. I try to make one of Cinderella beauty the beast.
Starting point is 00:37:09 This guy's beat up on Star Wars. No offense to your posters. So, I, yeah, go on. I was going to say we've not progressed so hard that certain groups you might have thought as like bad people are now. We're apologizing to them and giving them trigger warnings CUP 17. Yeah, evil. I think it was a genuinely evil person. He was, you know, at the very least he he was sociopathic. He didn't have a conscience and I'm not trying to attack sociopathic. Don't
Starting point is 00:37:40 don't at me people for saying that. And there's sociopaths who also are trying to do good. But I'm just saying that there's a lot of people who are criminals who are sociopathic. It's just by definition sociopaths are not trying to do good. That's why there is sociopath. These people's brains are such fucking slush at this point. You're giving like apologies to sociopaths. Like, well, I'm sorry for pointing out you have no emotion. I'm sorry to hurt your non-existent feelings, by the way.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Like that's the fucking definition of a sociopath. He doesn't get upset by you. Right. You would take this. This reminds me, you won't know about this, Kaya, but there was a show called Rod and Fez and they were on after open Anthony on satellite radio. And Fez Wattley was mentally ill, and he got really upset because there was a Toyota commercial
Starting point is 00:38:34 where they called somebody crazy. He's like, this is offensive. And Rod and Banshee was like, offensive to who? He's like, to crazy people. Like, yep. What did you mean? You're sticking up for crazy people? That's not good to crazy people. Like, yeah, what do you mean? You're sticking for crazy people? That's not good to be crazy or a social path.
Starting point is 00:38:48 It's not good. Also, the most offensive thing about this entire show to me is not that they want to do harm to children for sexual gratification. It's that they're so bad at broadcasting. I think we're getting close to the yeah It's pretty good discussion But yeah, yeah, well, yeah, I can it's good. I enjoyed it
Starting point is 00:39:16 I kind of got to know you know you a little bit better know a little bit more about you and I feel like I know you like I said I know you a little bit more about you. And I feel like I know you, like I said, I know you a little bit better now. Yeah. Guy, this has been a great episode. I feel like you brought a lot of funny clips, and also you brought funny clips. Thank you, yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Better energy. I know, thank you. And you have the, you brought funny clips. I know you guys better now. No. It's like, it's fucking suck. And then they're talking about how in the future, there's gonna be videos on YouTube of people coming out
Starting point is 00:39:48 to their parents as maps and it's gonna be glorious. Some day we'll see coming out videos of people coming out to their parents or loved ones by minor attraction and just to give people hope that they can do it themselves. Yeah, definitely. Betterhelp.com slash w-a-t-p. It's betterh-e-l-p.com slash w-a-t-p.
Starting point is 00:40:14 So what is it? The entire premise of their show, supposedly, is that they're trying to prevent touching kids and that it's like bad thing to be attracted to kids. And at the same time, they're like, in the future, there's gonna be pet-o-pride, bro. Yeah, right. They want to fucking parade for this shit. You're not gonna flag.
Starting point is 00:40:29 You're not getting a parade. They might, who knows. They probably will. They will. So speaking of the LGBTQ plus minus community, this is an interesting strategy that one of his friends had, who's a map. I have a friend that actually came out as a map friend that came out as bisexual to
Starting point is 00:40:50 a friend just so he could explain reasons why he had trouble finding someone to date throughout their teens or whatever like that. How does that make any sense? How come you never have a girlfriend? Oh, because I'm by. Well, how can you never have a boyfriend? Ah, shit! This is a man's strategy!
Starting point is 00:41:13 Like, if you want a date everyone, then you never have any dates. It's a dead giveaway. It's even easier that that's worse. It's like two boys don't want a date and fuck. Like, well, wait, that's even more suspicious. See, your gay and not in a relationship That's a dead giveaway right there. I have one more clip that I want to play for you because this is Elliot
Starting point is 00:41:35 Okay talking about how he hasn't come out to his best friend. He comes up I by the way adult man who talked about best friends is fucking weird, but anyway I guess that's the least of the problems here. But he's come out to his family obviously. He didn't want to sister a lot of them, but he's come out to his family. He won't come out to his friend. But you know, it's speaking about my best friend. He's one that I would would love to come out to.
Starting point is 00:41:59 It's someone outside of my family. And, but I just, I just can't risk it. It's just I don't want to ever lose that relationship. And he has, he has young nephews and stuff like that. So he might view me as a risk if I said it's something. And yeah, yeah, good idea. You're a weirdo. Keep it to yourself.
Starting point is 00:42:21 Lock it down as much as you can. Turn it off. On your instincts. Yeah. Somethings are shameful. Correct. It's a bad idea. We all have those impulses.
Starting point is 00:42:31 I go through daily, you have just imagining sometimes killing people that annoy me. But I know I shouldn't do it. Right. I don't go on a fucking show like, I wish I could tell people more. No, I wish they would accept my murderous fantasy. I think that's a problem.
Starting point is 00:42:43 All right. Okay, So I have some clips. This was, I listened to three episodes on Total and this is from another different one to the coming out one. And this one, they were just openly fucking admit that big tech is on their side, which is really fucking annoying to listen to. Club 18. I give Twitter props for changing their terms of service and allow us to have a community on there. And they understand, I'm not sure who all the people are in the upper echelons
Starting point is 00:43:15 of Twitter or whatever, but I think there are woke people that they can understand the benefits of allowing us to have a community on there, they don't take all these people reporting us and shutting down accounts that don't eat to be shut down. Fuck Twitter. Fuck Twitter at the end. Fuck Twitter and also, so when you say like Twitter is on the side of creeps and shit, people accuse you of making a political or a do you have a persecution complex? That's not a thing you were imagining. Shits like they're literally bragging about it.
Starting point is 00:43:47 So yeah, and the appressional on of the Twitter leadership, they fucking love us. Patta files when you report us, they don't even listen to you. Ha, ha, ha, ha, fucking pricks. And then they dunk on boomers, I guess, and say that, well, you know, Facebook, those fuckers still don't like us, but everyone else does. That's clip 19 YouTube and Twitter kind of went for our side and then Facebook kind of went the other direction because they they they banned my identity one there and so they suck but they're mostly for older people anyway. I guess, I guess we're never going to get a Facebook sponsor.
Starting point is 00:44:31 It's mostly older, conservative people on Facebook now. Like that's the main demographic. Most of the young people have left it. Yeah, these fucking assholes who don't even get fucking children. They're so out of it. They're the assholes. Yes, the boomers. Yesterday's generation,
Starting point is 00:44:45 fuck a regressive fuckers. Come on. This reminds me, this reminds me of the show I just did with Dick Master said, but it was overweight people who celebrate themselves for being overweight. What is this thing that we're doing now when you have obvious flaws that are obvious to the rest of society and everyone else. And you go, they're not flaws. I celebrate these things about myself. We're starting a Twitter group. It's going to be great. We're all going to talk about this.
Starting point is 00:45:10 No, it's not great. It's not good. It's not good for other people. It's bad. No. Although, I think being bad is worse than being a map, but I guess that's up for debate. Well, I'll say this. I do think that like fat people are gonna,
Starting point is 00:45:25 but they have until this point and will continue to have a way harder time to get accepted into the mainstream than pedophiles. Yeah, watch. Because honestly, I'd rather sit next to a pedophile on an airplane than a fat person. You know what I mean? They're not going to touch me. Yeah, right. That person saw me and laughed like Jesus Christ. Yeah, a pedophile doesn't spill over into your seat. Exactly. Depending on who sits down first, I'm either in Jesus Christ. Yeah, pedophile doesn't spill over into your seat. Exactly. Depending on who sits down first, I'm either in their lap or there in mind. It's really annoying.
Starting point is 00:45:50 Let's see. Okay. So, we move on to a different episode. I forget what the title is, but his mother joined Sim. Oh, Jesus. My mind was blown. I heard a woman's voice and he said, well, today I'm joined by my mother and they just casually all blasé discusses attraction to little boys that's clip 20.
Starting point is 00:46:12 I was thinking about the boy you're attracted to and you said he's about what, 13. Okay. And you were saying that like your fantasy is about a more like a sexual thing, but more like a mentor and you want him to ask you questions that you can help him with something like that. Yeah. Okay. Every groomer ever. Yeah. I just want to mentor you a little.
Starting point is 00:46:37 Right. And just join my catboy ranch on Discord. I just want to have an adult style relationship with a child. What's the problem here? I don't know with a child. What's the problem here? I don't know who's that. What's the big deal? Yeah. I'm your big brother, like your mentor.
Starting point is 00:46:50 You can tell me all sorts of things, like what you're attracted to, what makes your little pecker heart, what kind of point you have. I was like, okay, well, this is kind of odd that his mom's just so casual about. Yeah. It's what that she wants and clip 21. It's so funny. Like I brought this up with the podcast I did with Sheila a while ago. How one day you're telling me like just know I know, just know that I know you find
Starting point is 00:47:15 a kid attractive or whatever. And then the other day you're like a few days later, we're watching something else and you go, you must find that kid attractive because even I find him And so those are the things like it's like oh What should I say in this particular time and I think why I'm so Happy we can do that now. It's like even if I question it. I know I can approach you about it And that's the all right. Can we lock this mother up now? Please? She's laughing about that.
Starting point is 00:47:47 Oh, yeah, we all want to fuck Billy, of course. The coolest guy in school. He's asking for it. Why is he wearing those ass gosh, but guys, I want to get putts like I'm a tease.
Starting point is 00:48:03 It's like I get a mother's love. Can we curve it a little bit? Like you're not told they encourage the worst habits in your son. Correct. Yes. So it runs on the family apparently. And let's see what we have next. Oh, he does ask his mother.
Starting point is 00:48:24 So why are you uncomfortable with me calling myself a pet file? And his mother, of course, explains. I remember you saying the one thing that it seemed like you were more upset about than anything was that I used the word petafile. And why do you have trouble with that word? I guess it's the societal connotation. I just, I know that isn't true. You can have attraction without action. And that's why I like the minor traction.
Starting point is 00:48:55 Attraction without action. Is that how the United States started? I think so. I can be, I'm not a history boss. The minor traction person better better the map thing, because I think pedophile just makes it seem press or dirty or something. It is.
Starting point is 00:49:15 That's why we use that word. Because it's bad. Like it's a bad thing or something. It's cross and dirty. You think? Well, as long as we get the label straight, that all of this will be okay. Let's just figure out what the word is that we're going to use and that will all be fine with that. Perfect.
Starting point is 00:49:33 I also like the implication that all of this shit, that all the stigma is just societal. I personally, we've just decided this as a culture for whatever fucking reason, random leaders. Like we pick the color red for the stop signs and shit. It just it's natural for people to be reviled by this. Oh, in some countries, they drive on the left side of the road. Some countries they drive on the right. Some people want to fuck adults. Some people want to fuck children. Yeah, it's society. What are you going to do? It's a melting pot. So his mother asks him, Hey, you're hiding some stuff in your closet, by the way, what's that about? And I'll get some little shy about that. 24. You don't want me to see certain things in your closet, and I respect that, but it's like why?
Starting point is 00:50:20 Well, I mean, honestly, it's just stuff that folks men have in their closet that they don't. It's nothing that it's bad or anything like that. I'm not a man, explain. Well, good to talk about this earlier. When you're a teenage boy, your stash in your playboy is underneath. So it's basically that type of stuff, not a Tom. C-S-C-M type material. It's it's just it's even it's actually adult stuff It's stuff that I don't understand. Yeah, I'm not buying this story. It's actually it's like pretty girls and like what what do they have like
Starting point is 00:50:56 Boos right? Yeah, I like legs I like girl legs I don't know how to like Compromise explain it So he is not uncomfortable going on a podcast with his mom and talking about wanting to fuck kids But hiding adult porn that's embarrassing. Yeah, that's really embarrassing Yeah, that's embarrassing. Yeah, that's really embarrassing Yeah, that's dude. I don't care if it's like my newbie mags. I don't care if it's piss horror magazine I'm pulling that shit out going see adults are pissing at each other. This is great. I'm making progress But what do I know
Starting point is 00:51:41 You pee pod boys I forgot kind of he's what I'm saying. I'm not saying that's what I'm saying. I'm not saying that's what I'm saying. I'm not saying that's what I'm saying. I'm not saying that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:51:52 I'm not saying that's what I'm saying. I'm not saying that's what I'm saying. I'm not saying that's what I'm saying. I'm not saying that's what I'm saying. I'm not saying that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:52:00 I'm not saying that's what I'm saying. I'm not saying that's what I'm saying. I'm not saying that's what I'm saying. I'm not saying that's what I'm saying. I'm not saying that's what I'm saying. Well, do you remember early on when we go to a restaurant or to a park or something and you'd say, I'm changed seats with me because I see a boy or something. And I just thought that was the coolest thing. But kids are going to be all around to its life.
Starting point is 00:52:19 And you can't hide from it. And now, hey, sometimes you point them out. Well, because I know why I avoid it, you know, it's just, uh, you know, it's just, uh, you know, it's just, uh, you know, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, you know, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, uh, it's just, I Want to watch cuties Oh, shit, these people there's your answer by the way he likes boys. Oh, right, right, okay I was I was wondering about that. That is interesting. I guess I'll play one more clip and then we'll move on so the other guy Todd Nickerson he came out Nick or said came out to his sister. And she's okay with it, even though she has children.
Starting point is 00:53:11 She initially, she went through a quite, she went through a few years of going back and forth on it. Like she didn't want me around her kids and then the other time she didn't care. And then now we've got to a place, of course now her kids are all grown anyway. My nephew, he's early 20s and my nieces are both, I think my oldest nieces like 19 now and my gross. This is about 17. So, first off, this is my question for this clip because he goes, you know,
Starting point is 00:53:43 my sister, Eddie, young kids, she wasn't real comfortable, is incest just like totally accepted within this community? Like, is that also wrong? Like, you're fucking your nephew? That seems like a problem. No, I know, I mean, it's all bad, but I just thought, like, I get a draw on the line somewhere, right? Somewhere? I guess not. Well, when they were talking about Twitter and how Twitter's supportive, they said that, so there must be some woke people over there.
Starting point is 00:54:13 I didn't realize this was under the woke umbrella. It is. You have to accept everyone, for everything they do all the time. Unless they're cisgender white male. No, unless you're a a conservative old person on Facebook. They're the only ones who don't like this apparently. Everyone else is on board. Kaya, are you a betting man?
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Starting point is 00:56:04 This one came in from Adam Thoreau. It's a show called Texas Oil Man. And the host of this show is Bo Daddy Harris. This guy cannot talk. It is now from my own level. If I ain't like that, you know, getting if I ain't set up and No getting booking and if I like that, but We're gonna
Starting point is 00:56:34 Get back into it. You know what I'm saying. So recently had a blue About a month ago had a norm, got a month ago, had a norm is, you know, how would I say this is a career time, you know, not a bit political career, but I'm going to say, you know, right away. You guys said, Kai is hard to understand. What is this guy doing? And this is not an action here. Yeah, so obviously the reverb is not a good effect for him. But so not only does that that deep voice, but he also sounds like maybe he's on the spectrum, the retard spectrum.
Starting point is 00:57:23 on the spectrum, the retard spectrum. You know that one? What's great is that. And Thro found that he's also a country singer. This is a song called Queen of My Heart. And I feel like we need to investigate this further. Watch this, this is the official video. I love this bow daddy Harris checking out if you have them God wow I have a fan. I'm just waiting for you fan today. I can't believe that's what he looks like. I know. He looks like, uh, I don't know, 22 year old dork. Yeah. I thought this guy was going to come out and introduce him. He's skinny and small and his voice is quite deep. The cajonis out of his guy.
Starting point is 00:58:42 his voice is quite deep. The cajonis out of the sky. Yeah. His mom definitely did drugs. Yeah, that's all fetal syndrome there. Yeah, it happens in the South from time to time. All right, I want to get an update on our friend Greg Hughes. All the man, all the man. All the man, all the man. All the man, all the man. Oh, you know what I should bring the video back up real quick because I don't remember
Starting point is 00:59:18 if we played this on the show or not. Stephen Collins sent this into me and he just wanted to remind us that Opie did pick his nose and eat it live on his show. I don't know why he thought this was a good idea. Oh my god, Opie. Anthony was saying that you pick your nose and eat it the other day. Do you still do that? Yes, I do.
Starting point is 00:59:46 You showed him. He wins again. Cheers. It's wrong. Cheers. Should I get into some of the things Anthony used to do? Should I should again into some of the things he used to do? That's fine.
Starting point is 01:00:04 It's wrong with them. Yes. Does he think he won that argument just now? All right. So that was OP picking his nose and eating it on his show. Let's figure out what other gross things are going on with OP. He talks about how he was woken up by doggie the night before. he was woken up by doggie the night before. The reason why I got the tired eyes is because I've been up since five because doggie was licking my athlete's feet and that's the only reason I woke up at five in the morning. I had my tootsies outside the blanket and this damn dog, he could sniff some goodness, and he sniffed my athletes for goodness
Starting point is 01:00:48 and started going to town, and that's what woke me up, and I'm like, oh my God, and then my stomach's like, oh, is it time to get it up? What is going on with this guy at this point? What's he doing? And it's a go-to nursing home, that's what? Yeah. Well, you also, even though he's a professional broadcaster,
Starting point is 01:01:06 he cannot talk. So she's a phoning like the rest of them, and she will fit in perfectly down there in Washington. Wow. I think I drank too much coffee. My talk is a flying past my brain. He does it not sound like an elderly person, just he did rambling at his nurse.
Starting point is 01:01:28 He is an elderly person rambling at Facebook. Very much miss a Hughes. Yeah. This is why the maps were goofing on Facebook. This is what's going on on Facebook. This is what Facebook live is. He's all be scratching his balls and eating his boogers. The maps were right.
Starting point is 01:01:45 He would have broken clock. Go figure. All right, so now people start to ask olpie why he's mentally unstable. I think that if that affects you, maybe there's some truth to it. You're a man at Anthony. You're a man at Anthony, you Anthony your guy for not agreeing with your lie You are mentally I'm mentally unstable. Okay, the three guys from the open Anthony show I'm mentally unstable. Okay This guy woke up not so early to just obsess and hate
Starting point is 01:02:22 They're trying to push the uns mentally unstable thing because I was brave enough to talk about my mentally ill mom Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. P other guys are even more mentally unstable than I am. Yeah, but that's not what we're talking about, O.B. We're talking about your mentally unstable. Yeah, Bullock, the other guys. What about Trump? Getting that upset at one joke. From one shot. I know.
Starting point is 01:02:56 You can say shit. People troll this guy. At least half the viewers are trolling him. At least half. And he gets that upset when somebody makes a shitty comment. How do you not know how to deal with that at this point of your life, Opie? How is it possible?
Starting point is 01:03:13 All right, so Opie recently saw a couple videos. I presume Anthony Kumio was involved. And so now it's on, all out war. Now I'm just talking shit, because I saw a couple videos from those idiots, and I finally said, I've had it. And I'm just beginning. I got insane stories that will be coming out
Starting point is 01:03:38 in the coming weeks. Insane stories. I finally had it, with the and the BS and the lives. Linger Lungers, stay tuned everyone. This is another Settling John thing. Comment down the pike. Oh great stories. Just you wait to say it now. What are you waiting for? What's the story? The fake threats of justice to come. You'll see. You'll hear my truth. Let's fucking say it.
Starting point is 01:04:05 Be a man. Wait until you hear what I have to say about those guys. Like you've said everything there is to say about those guys, Opie. We know. It's, and also, you know, Opie has been said it. The internet, the, the opening, the subreddit. Every single thing has been explored about every single one of these people's personal lives.
Starting point is 01:04:23 There's nothing Opie's gonna break. They're gonna be like, whoa, what what I had no idea that was going on Holy shit All right, so the good news is is an opi is decided even though This show is entitled tried quitting opi n' Anthony many times. That's the title of this show He's gonna stop talking so much about Open Anthony. You guys relived the glory days of Open Anthony, and I'm gonna talk about it less and less
Starting point is 01:04:49 as I move forward. I'm not stupid. I could be making millions of dollars. And those guys would do it in a second. Those guys would rejoin with OP in a second? First of all, Jim Norton has your old job. He's the morning show on serious ex-sign. National morning show.
Starting point is 01:05:10 So I don't think he's looking to move. Anthony Cumin runs his own podcast network with subscribers who pay for it. I don't think he's lucky to make a move. What is he talking about? OP is the only one who doesn't have a job right now. He's the only one who's career is that. And he's like, I know I can get open and Anthony bat together. I guarantee you, I guarantee they're done with you.
Starting point is 01:05:29 It's over. I would actually, if I was the rich, I would get him and stuttering John together though. Yes. If I had a billion bucks, just as a hobby project. I think it would take a lot of time. I think it would take a lot of time. No, no, no, I wouldn't pay them a billion.
Starting point is 01:05:42 I'm just saying if I had money to piss away, I might as well. Maybe we should start't pay them a billion. I'm just saying if I had money to piss away, just might as well. Maybe we should start a paypal for that. Yeah, I go, fun me. To get those guys together, because that would be an excellent show. God, it would be so good for me too. Way less shit to have to clip.
Starting point is 01:05:59 Just one show to watch. Got to open it. John, it's great. Makes my life so easy. All right, so then open the site to call out Rich's great. Thanks my life so easy. Alright, so then open decides to call out rich boss. Kind of out of nowhere. Was rich boss and you close.
Starting point is 01:06:12 I thought we were, but then, you know, I was just the guy in the seat. You learn that took many, many years to realize I was just the guy in the seat. So a lot of these guys, you know, sucked up to me, made believe they were friends with me. And then as soon as I lost the big seat, they showed their true colors. And Voss is absolutely
Starting point is 01:06:30 one of those guys. He sucks up to whoever the guy is in the in the seat in the big seat. So nobody likes opi anymore. And it's not opi's fault. Oh, it's everybody else's fault that people don't like opi anymore. Always is. Pretty convenient, don't you think? Yeah, I thought the boss and I were friends and then I was a really shitty friend and now we're not friends anymore would be a more accurate depiction of what actually happened there. So if you recall, the reason why Opie was let go from serious is because he was filming Rowland who was the guy who booked the guests on their show. He was filming Rowland taking a shit in the
Starting point is 01:07:12 bathroom at Sirius Exam and Opie is now going to admit because you know Opie's gonna be the bigger man here that he understands how that could potentially maybe embarrass Rowan. You know, I understand what happened that day with Rowan somehow, you know, that embarrassed him, but I swear to you to this day, I did nothing illegal. I was just trying to have some fun with my inner circle, the guys that, you know, I was hanging out with every day.
Starting point is 01:07:49 And it fell flat. He was just doing a bit. His punnies were aginivating. He can see why it would embarrass Roland. Why does it embarrass you, Opie? Yeah. He goes like it. He shouldn't be embarrassed by it.
Starting point is 01:08:02 All he was doing was shitting at work and I was filming it. And I happen to have a platform with hundreds of thousands of followers and I could have put it out there for it at any point. I don't know why he was embarrassed by this, he shouldn't be. But it was just a good for my friends. You're gonna sing illegal, he says, by the way, I don't know back in the day, but today I'm pretty sure that would fall under revenge porn legislation.
Starting point is 01:08:22 No, filming someone's shitting is definitely illegal. You can't just put your phone up over the stall and film someone. Can you? Maybe back that. We'll find out. You couldn't. You can't say it back then. This is going back to like 2018.
Starting point is 01:08:37 This isn't that long ago. Oh, this is the really. This is why he was like go for real. I know. I mean, this'm like 20 years ago sorry all these guys fucking fucking shit that happened three decades ago.
Starting point is 01:08:49 Yeah no this is actually more recent history. So then open describes the fact that serious ex had made him send them the video because they wanted to review it. You know he's in trouble with
Starting point is 01:09:01 HR. Obviously over this. And he says it got good reviews. They give him 4-1st hours. And he's finally found that the video was tame and there was nothing wrong with it. And then he says this. And in the end, I was justified by the company. I got to be careful because, you know, we have a gentleman's agreement, but I was justified in the end Because they thought it was a much bigger deal than it was I think I could say that and then they insisted they see the video I took that day and they're like oh my god
Starting point is 01:09:35 Because they knew that I had I had I got to be careful then they knew I had something on them Let's just put it that way. So we had a gentleman's agreement in the end all right something on them. Let's just put it that way. So we had a gentle minz agreement in the end. All right. Opie is claiming that he has dirt on serious XM and that's why he wasn't fired. He was let go and they paid his full contract out. Kaya, what could he possibly be talking about? Any ideas? Did he film HR while shitting? Is that the black man? What, yeah, he's describing blackmail. Well, I got shit on, I got some dirt on them and they don't want getting out. What do you mean by that?
Starting point is 01:10:09 What are you talking about? What kind of negotiation is this? It's bizarre, right? This is a corporation. Well, he is right, he has to be careful. Yeah, he does need to be careful. Probably shouldn't say too much. I was filming a coworker shitting.
Starting point is 01:10:26 And it's great too because Opie likes to say that it was all fun. Everyone was having fun. Roland just didn't like me. That's why he got me in trouble. And then he finally takes a really responsibility here. But honestly, if the thing embarrassed Roland, I think it did, then you know, that's where my blame is in the whole thing. But you got it, you know, when I said this, it's an ongoing theme.
Starting point is 01:10:50 When people don't like you, they just, they'll go all in and they'll just make up complete lies about you. And then you sit there and you just could give your two cents and try to be honest. And that's all, and I sleep well at night because I've... He tried to take the blame for a second and then immediately went. Yeah, but this guy he did it in for me anyway. It wasn't even a good shit The lighting wasn't right What did you get a good angle? Yeah, what was it my best work? All right, so now The funny thing about OP he's so mentally ill that he's just shouting from the mountaintop as loud as he can at anyone who will listen, anyone who will turn their
Starting point is 01:11:30 head towards him. And he's been going after Anthony a lot, he's been going after Jim Norton a lot lately. And what's great is that Jim Norton does not respond to OP and I think it drives him up the fucking wall. I think he wants to be acknowledged so badly, because he says so much shit, so after Anthony was fired, for two years, the morning show was OP with Jim Norton. So the two of them were hosting the show.
Starting point is 01:11:56 When I finally had a solo show, it's serious exam after miserable Jimmy moved on, after stabbing me in the back. He never wanted to do a radio show with me. He wasted my F in time. He was there for the money and the exposure to sell tickets for his comedy shows. He didn't give a crap about me. He didn't give a crap about the show.
Starting point is 01:12:17 So he's accusing Jim Norton of just being there for the paycheck. He wasn't into it at all. And what's interesting is that 10 minutes later in this exact same podcast episode, OP talks about why in 2000 he was ready to bounce from the OP and Anthony show but he decided to stick around. And I can honestly say back in 2000 I continued because I knew I could be financially set in
Starting point is 01:12:40 my life which isn't a bad thing obviously. No, it's not a bad thing so why are you knocking Jim for doing the same thing? Why would you just leave a job if no one's asking you to leave the job? Oh, man, that's why he's complaining about with Jim Norton. He's just there for a paycheck. Yeah, well, people go to a job for the paycheck. That's usually the reason people go to work.
Starting point is 01:13:00 Why don't you fuck off? Why are you still doing this for no money? Doing it on Facebook, a. No one streams on anymore. Right. Where the fuck use Facebook to stream anymore, by the way, it's like mass shooters. Are they only demographic? I know that. Man, cheers and olpies.
Starting point is 01:13:14 Yeah, when even the maps are like, not cool. Where is he broadcasting from? Where is Kara used to be? He's at the beach. He's at the beach, of course. That sounds very busy there. Yeah. Remember, it wasn't that long. A couple of months ago, he had to start using professional equipment because there was a company looking at him
Starting point is 01:13:35 and he wanted to sound professional. I guess that's God. Out the window. That ship sailed. Yeah, I love it when these guys talk about good things are coming up and then nothing happens. I don't think anything good is ever coming up. Oh, yeah, this is great.
Starting point is 01:13:48 So what happened was, Opian Anthony were a successful morning show and they decided to bring in Jim Norton as a third mic. So he joined the crew back and I think 2000, maybe 2001. He became a part of the show. It was the three of them were what the show was. And now he's gonna go back and say that they made the wrong decision, bringing on Jim Norton. Now remember, very successful show.
Starting point is 01:14:16 They made, they all made millions of dollars. It's the reason why anyone knows who OP is or Anthony, but they did this wrong. And I now know that Jimmy, even though he worked on the OPEN Anthem show, he wasn't the best choice. Jesus, we could have picked any comedian out there. What he should have done was taking my time. And then, you know, obviously Jimmy would have been a part of the show, of course,
Starting point is 01:14:38 but to be a full time, I don't, I now know there were way better choices. And you know the players, Brewer at the time would have been a better choice. time. I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I Robert Kelly, but that's an insane thing to say. It's just blatantly false. Do you know Bob Kelly is by a chance, Kaya? No. Yeah. That's, you know who's gonna judge is that, no, no, no, no, no. It tells y'all you need to know right there. So this is obviously,
Starting point is 01:15:17 all these doing everything you can to get Jim's attention. Oh, we shouldn't even hire them. We could have gotten Bob Kelly on there, Jim Brewer, and it eats him up inside that it's never acknowledged. And I think that's kind of funny. God, I truly hate people. We could tell.
Starting point is 01:15:33 We could tell. Well, this is a weird little noise that Opie makes. In the middle of the show, I have no idea what he's even trying to say here. And I know you're like, I get it. You do? Cause I wouldn't get it. Someone do? Because I wouldn't get it.
Starting point is 01:15:45 Someone would, I mean, by that. It's obvious. It's all right. I'd have a follow up question or two. That's just me though. All right, because I mentioned OP is transitioning into Stuttering John. Of course, he's gonna talk about when he had to go back
Starting point is 01:16:04 to Sirius and they were gonna fire him for obviously filming a coworker taking a shit. He had to get some legal representation for that. So I got some high-powered lawyers if you need to know, which pisses me off because they took a nice chunk of the money that was mine. High-powered lawyers and now he's going, and what the fuck are you gonna pay them to? What the fuck was that all about?
Starting point is 01:16:30 I could use that money now. Not making anybody now. What did that. So this is, this is OP to not show. I want to make everyone else's experience miserable. Yes, you do, Alphe. And you're pretty damn good at it. Then I have a clip he talks about Jim Norton,
Starting point is 01:16:51 Anthony Cumi, aren't friends again, which is insane because they are who cares. All right. And then he talks about Iraq. And Iraq is a friend of the show. He'll be actually in New York with us when we do our live show in New York October 15th. And I definitely want to talk to him about this comment from Opie. I don't hate Iraq at all. He's reached out, but I find it hard to talk to him
Starting point is 01:17:15 knowing he works for for Anthony. You can want to know the truth because I also know what Anthony actually thought of the guy. It's like the whole thing is insane. It really is. So I think, because I've talked to Eric Nagel about this, to E-Rock about this, I'm pretty sure Eric reached out to Greg before he was working for Compound Media, because Eric was not working at Compound
Starting point is 01:17:40 from the beginning. He got a job there more recently, so I'm pretty sure the opi is full of shit with this one. Because Eric did reach out and say, hey man, we should grab lunch to get another sometime or something. Like, he, opi doesn't have any friends from the old show. One guy is like, I'm willing to be your friend,
Starting point is 01:17:59 and I was like, nah, not have again. Okay. All right, so I gotta ask Eric about that Okay. All right. So I got to ask you. I got to ask you to talk about that one. So bizarre. Kayah, I know you love talking Greg Opie Hughes. I know you go way back with the opiate after the show. But if you don't, I feel a little guilty just I don't know that aspect of the old days of you guys. Sorry. I have a whole lot to contribute. I'm more of a stuttering John and Joyer. Oh, you're hell-y-o. Thank you. Thank you. Gaky, yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:40 Yeah. I am going to start off with a song parody from the Aussie guy. He decided to take the song that John wrote for the Howard Stern Show and then sang in his book in his audiobook. And he made a song parody out of that. Now, here's the story of a retard in mess. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do- Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du He's retarded kids, stuttering, stuttering, stuttering, stuttering, stuttering. 57 years old, everything he says is absurd. Now let's face it, John should feel really blessed. But he got so happy with Carl and Reddit posted his address.
Starting point is 01:19:42 Now John said, see ya, to relevancy. Do, do, do, do, up, do, do, do, do, up. Seems he's got jealous of cause popularity. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, up. Now he makes less money than ever before. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, up. You know what? Of course.
Starting point is 01:20:03 John is a cunt. He's a dumb fucking con. Dabbling, dabbling, dabbling worm. If you're a friend, you'll cross a bridge, light a match, and watch it burn. Now let's face it, Stutt Joe's life is a mess. Because he drinks way too much cause, and gets canceled on by his guess.
Starting point is 01:20:26 That was the song recorded in my card work. G-G-G-E-U-G-E-U-G. Very well done the Aussie guy. Thanks for putting that together for us. All right, I want to talk about this Wednesday edition of the Suthering John podcast because my favorite thing that happens with John is when he starts his show at noon and his first guest is an on until 1230. because my favorite thing that happens with John is when he starts his show at noon and his first guest is an on until 12 30.
Starting point is 01:20:48 Because then he's got 30, but it's to fill. And most of it is roll call. Most of it is acknowledging people in the chat. But today, John is in a good mood. Must be the shirt. Yeah, big. He actually, he has a Congressman on from Rhode Island. And he even mentioned, he's like, yeah, I wore my nice shirt for the congressman
Starting point is 01:21:10 Such a boob Baby welcome to the world famous stuttering John podcast with your world famous host stuttering John Melinda's just turned that off How are you everybody? I'm in a really good mood today. Why? Well, just another accomplishment for Doc Brandon. Yep, yep, just another one. The long list on my head.
Starting point is 01:21:42 I'm in. I'm in a bad mood. Just another and a long list of my head. It's his best. Just another and a long list of accomplishments. You realize Biden got more done in less than two years. The Dota did in four. It's bothering him too. Oh, it is. And the QB isn't it. Oh, now they're all up in a row
Starting point is 01:22:06 about fighting, cancelling 10,000 of student loan debt. Now, I don't have the real friends who aren't happy with this. All right. So the reason why John so excited is because he literally roots for Democrats, like they're the New York Yankees. He's like, ah, we swept the series this weekend. All right.
Starting point is 01:22:37 It games off and first. This is great. He's an on the Bach brand and meme. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Now he now he's like, yeah, now he's, he's pretty happy. He's an on the bark brand and meme. Yeah. Oh yeah. Now he's like a cooler meme. Yeah. Now he's he's pretty happy. He's pretty cool Guy, uh, if you didn't pick up on that and Let's talk about successful John is
Starting point is 01:22:54 He has a mug with no handle on it. Did he drink? He drinks tea from I've never seen someone drink tea like this before he's chugging it. It's an education. He's the key. Success in the four are you. Go go go. It's not about success.
Starting point is 01:23:18 Education is the key. I have a college graduate with a mug with no way in the lot. I mean, it broke my seat. It's playing with lots of handles for reason. I have a college graduate with a mug with no way in the lumbars. I mean, it broke my secret key. What's that? Lots of handles for reason it's so you can have hot shit in the mug, right? It's a interrupt.
Starting point is 01:23:32 The only reason he can hold it like that is because it's cold. It's also the reason he can chug it like that. Like, what? Support yourself a new cup of tea in a new mug. They're like three bucks. The way this guy is drinking these liquids. So at a certain part, he finishes this tea, and then he's looking around for anything else
Starting point is 01:23:50 within his reach that he can drink from. He's just, he's always dehydrated this guy. Catch up. But you still have to pay 300 every keynote. This fucking box. You're so much worse. This is what like, and now he's looking around. Everybody should be covered. What is this? I'm just fucking. I'm just fucking fucking. Showing the two of us shit. This is what like, and now he's looking around.
Starting point is 01:24:07 Everybody should be covered. It's like, like, Canada. Don't think cover everybody Denmark does. Shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, shug, I actually I know why he's so thirsty on this day. Zylo Jones. I was a little late today, yes. I have a showing at the house today, so I have to clean up. I hate cleaning.
Starting point is 01:24:34 I hate cleaning. He hates cleaning. It's his least favorite thing. How dirty is his place getting in between these cleaning? He's showing his house all the time. It must be those parties for those friends. Yeah. The cock roaches.
Starting point is 01:24:51 Yeah. The zing kings strikes again. Very good. All right. So this is great because I don't know if you guys know this, but really successful rich people like to beg for stars on Facebook And let's not forget a star is worth one penny to the recipients Facebook people I'm not getting much love from you
Starting point is 01:25:17 So I'm gonna say this during this broadcast. It's what my page by sending stars. A digital gift that helps me earn money. I like to do scolds people first. It's not like, hey guys, if you wanna help out the show, we'd love for you to donate some stars. I don't see any donations coming in from Facebook. You pricks. Yeah. I don't know who the fuck raised this to these people.
Starting point is 01:25:40 Like a lot of people on other platforms do this too. This is a common theme among like really shitty streamers where they go, well if you guys don't donate, I'm gonna end the stream, subscribe to me, you're either subscribed or I'm gone. It's like, that's not a threat. Right. I know. I never understood that either. Put out something that people like and they'll be happy to pay for it. That's how marketing works. It's put out a good product. You don't have to beg people for money all the fucking time. All right, so somebody asked John about that date that he had. Oh.
Starting point is 01:26:14 And remember, it was a perfect date. And he paid for it. So he's excited about a potential second date now too. How was my date? It was wonderful. It was wonderful. And she agreed to a second date now too. How was my date? It was wonderful. It was wonderful. And she agreed to a second date where we're gonna go hiking. That sounds free.
Starting point is 01:26:32 It does. That's Malibu Creek State Park, which is where they shot almost all the exteriors of MASH. He's gonna take his date it's like a date hiking to go see Mashes outdoor see-tory Who gives a fuck? Rex sexton is here in the studio Rex sexton if you ever seen mash are you familiar with that show?
Starting point is 01:26:57 Well my 2004 copy of the Guinness Book of World record. So it was the most popular Show in like... Just answer the goddamn question. No. My grandfather used to watch Mash. I've never seen this show. And when you hike deep in there, you get to the mash set.
Starting point is 01:27:15 And they still have, you know, the ambulance, and they still have a lot of the vehicles there. It's really, really cool in the explain where they shot this scene, and they have the picture of the scene, and you stand there, and it's really, really cool in the explain where they shot this scene and they have the picture of the scene and you stand there and it's the same background. They're still the Vietcong. It's awesome. It's good, lives in LA, he's excited about,
Starting point is 01:27:35 this is where they shot that TV show. Yeah, look around you asshole, everywhere is where they shot that TV show. What do you mean? Yeah, but this one's free. Yeah, I know. And I don't think going on a hike is a good idea for this guy. It's very sweaty and gross when he goes on hikes. And he gets, you know, dehydrated as well. I'm bringing on gentleman on earth cares about this
Starting point is 01:27:56 at all. No, I can't imagine. I don't know how old this woman is, but I can't imagine you'd be like, oh my gosh, that's where they shot that seed from. that's holy shit, John. Thank you for bringing me here. We'll meet closer. That's nice. Is anyone from that show even so alive? No, I didn't think so. No, he's dead. I love that.
Starting point is 01:28:16 He's dead. All right, so now John gets a donation and he thinks it's a troll donation. Let's keep in mind that John was asking everyone to give money to his paypal in order to pay for a beloved, jealous beloved watch. Something like that. Chemotherapy. Jules Davis, I guess this is a troll.
Starting point is 01:28:39 Jules David, thanks for five bucks. $2 for laptop repair. $3 for the chemotherapy. So John assumes this is a troll. Jules David has put in $5 and it says in the note, $2 for laptop repair, $3 for the chemotherapy. Yeah. I don't know why he'd think that was a troll.
Starting point is 01:28:55 I mean, those are the things that he needs right now. Yeah. And she's doing the accounting for him. Understand Jules, it's not a troll. She means she's going to give me $2 to fix the lap. You know, you have to fix the laptop I'm thinking jewels. I really appreciate it. Man fucking men's up and three dollars that I can give to all of our friends in this chat Okay, okay, does he have like an Excel sheets where he keeps track of the three dollars? Okay three dollars By the way two dollars of that is not going to your laptop, Rick Brits, gonna go to YouTube retard.
Starting point is 01:29:25 Right. They're taking their cuts. So that's the crazy part about this, Kaya. And this is the thing that all these shows are pointing out now. And I just, I do wanna read a tweet that John just put out. I think it was yesterday. He says, a certain show is slandering me
Starting point is 01:29:41 and claiming that I am pocketing money from donations that I am giving to a friend who spouses undergoing chemo This couldn't be further from the truth. I'll be talking to my lawyer on Monday on my options. Stay tuned so Just the idea that John could even do this accounting in the background. I think is what everyone's going. Yeah, there's no way He knows what money to give to someone sell and want money to keep himself. And I don't know if he's talking about me or Anthony. He might be talking about Anthony
Starting point is 01:30:07 because he keeps saying in this Twitter thread, he's got options now, it could be a show. Well, yeah, it could be a bunch of shows. But he keeps saying that the person has a lot of money. So I'm assuming he's talking about Anthony on this one. I don't know, it could be me. But obviously none of us know what he's doing with the money.
Starting point is 01:30:23 How could we? He's going, yeah, they're slandering me. We don't fucking know. We're just saying you're probably fucking up. It's how we're saying. We have pretty good reason to believe that you'll fuck this up based on how you fuck up everything that you try to do. That's how I fuck some self up to because when you invite lawyers into the stand, now you're opening yourself up to scrutiny. Like no one's to sue you. It was like you or Anthony aren't going to bring a lawsuit into this and like, oh, prove to me that you donated all this money to the cancer. We don't care. We're just laughing at you. We're just laughing at you. I want to get you for being a grifter. That's all.
Starting point is 01:30:57 Yeah. But if you turn this into an actual lawsuit, now you will have to prove it, which you won't be able to. No, I have a feeling that he's going to tell an attorney what's going on there to go. You did what? Yeah. You have to prove it, which you won't be able to. No, I have a feeling that he's going to tell an attorney what's going on there to go, you did what? Yeah. You have to stop that immediately. You can't ask for charitable donations to your own paid pal, John. Why did you think you could do that?
Starting point is 01:31:14 What do you think? Refund all of those. So there was another tweet that I just saw this morning and it says, my lawyer and I have a conference call with At Patreon and At Patreon Support, legal, this Friday to discuss what has to be done to stop the hate, homophobia, transphobia, raises a bigotry and threats of violence towards myself and my family by a certain show profiting
Starting point is 01:31:41 from this behavior. So he's got a fucking conference call coming out. Holy shit, guy, this is getting real serious. Zoom meeting. Oh, no. I'm really nervous now. This is escalating quickly. Midiates. All these fuckers. He's assholes. They're always using other groups as shields. He's like, oh, you're fucking racism and transphobia you're a seven year old white man shut up shut the fuck up I know you're not the victim here John you're a boob that we goof on on the internet it's it's pretty easy to see what's going on also John had Nikki freed on his show that day that he had a hydrate with the OJ the gallon of OJ remember goes, I had a push through it because Nikki Fried, what a gap.
Starting point is 01:32:28 You know, she's always out campaigning, it's hard to get her on the show. And so I better throw up. Yeah. So Nikki Fried was running in the primary to be the next governor of Florida. You know, she's a Democrat and she was running in the primary to be the next governor of Florida. You know, she's a Democrat and she was running in the primary for that. And by the way, let's all say, let's all lock police for me. I'm very saddened that our candidate, Nikki Fried, did not win.
Starting point is 01:32:59 Charlie Chris and their winning. And now we got gotta get behind him. But that prick hasn't come on the show. No, we gotta get behind you, Chris. That prick. He's amazing, isn't he? He's really great. So I looked this up because I don't follow Florida politics too closely.
Starting point is 01:33:22 And this was a fun paragraph. The race, which some expected to be close, was a blowout. Chris led Friday by tens of thousands of votes after the largest counties recorded their preliminary vote by mail and early voting results. And he never looked back. The Associated Press called the race at 8 p.m. shortly after polls closed in Florida panhandle.
Starting point is 01:33:41 At that time, Chris led freed by 25 percentage points. So I guess the Southern John show boost just wasn't working for him in this particular instance. And now, poor Nikki freed. All right, let's talk about how funny John is when he substitutes teaches. Because the students I love him as we know, they teach me to form, they pick up up other shoulders and march them down the hall.
Starting point is 01:34:09 Daniel that's yeah. Ziggy happy Humpty everyone. I say that to the kids and at school and I say happy Humpty and they're you know, the sixth to eighth graders and their minds all go to the other kind of hump. And I'm like, now no, get your minds out of the gutter. It means Wednesday is the hump of the week. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:37 Thank you, Andrea. I like how, because guys, that kills in the junior high school. I don't know why people are praising you. And now we're those superchats. I just read a hump day, joke. You guys aren't loving this content. What's going on? God, they must make fun of themselves.
Starting point is 01:34:56 What's from Doc's friend. So hard. Could you imagine how these kids really kill him behind his back? We're probably in front of this. Yeah, I'm gonna say, they might not wait. Yeah. All right. There must be so many snapcharts off this guy.
Starting point is 01:35:10 Oh. Can only imagine. I'm sure the kids love it. The whole hump day, good one, Mr. M, good one, Mr. Stachel. Who the buzz, we love you. All right, this is again, somebody is donating
Starting point is 01:35:25 for the chemotherapy and John, who's getting very nervous at this point, I think, is explaining, he can do whatever he wants with money. MJ, I don't hate to the cancer funds. Just give it to my PayPal. You just give it to me. Whatever I do, it is fine. I can do with whatever I want.
Starting point is 01:35:46 Oh, I don't I don't think he meant to say that. The angry liberal thought some prayers to be. I think he was trying to make a different point But he literally just said give me the money for the chemo and then I can do with it whatever I want. I keep literally just said He might not give it to the person who needs to keep on dreaming. Right? They call that a Freudian slip. I could do with whatever I want. Watch me. The actual liberal thoughts and pray is to Benny Loco and her husband. Thank you, but it's not Benny local.
Starting point is 01:36:19 But thank Donates 499. I love Benny Loco as well. I don't have five bucks. One else in this chat. You get 10 free CDs with that. With all of my heart. All right. So someone assumes that it's Benny loco
Starting point is 01:36:35 who has a spouse that needs this help. And then they're gets this confusion going because Benny loco says something in the chat that's like, actually, yeah, John, I could use a few bars. Sorry. Oh, it's you two, Benny, what are you going to do, son? I don't know. Look at us, mate.
Starting point is 01:36:57 Text me later, okay? All right. I don't know. I guess I didn't know. Thank you, Angie Broward. All right, I don't know I guess I didn't know Thank you, Angie Browler help my fam don't need to cancel fun paypal. Is there another gift going on? He opened a door But it goes like yeah, I'll take something that money don't Andrew Browler's out here She's like yeah, we need to donate to this cancer fund and there's another paypal address up there
Starting point is 01:37:21 He's gonna be wearing a barrel next time My fam don't need to cancel fun paypal. That should. Yeah, I look anything I could do to help people That's why we're here to help people. That's right John. You're the boss. Yeah, the fuck you're here for People Just doing this out of the kindness of his heart And if you face book fuck so start don't eat some stars. I want me to help people Brick
Starting point is 01:37:51 He just realized how much money as a shell out he threw up in his mouth Andrew you got a fucking thing Everyone's gonna fucking think they need money for it now fuck why did I even start this? I can think they need money for it now, fuck! Why did I even start this? Hero, hero of the stupid. Hero of the stupid. Look at how slow and dumb John is. John is trying to find his notes
Starting point is 01:38:12 because he has this congressperson coming on his show and he wants to sound intelligent and he should want to sound intelligent, so that's good. But I would do this type of prep before I turn down the camera personally. But I would do this type of prep before I turn down the camera personally. Let's see. I'm trying to find some notes that I made. Here, where is it?
Starting point is 01:38:37 There we go. Let's see. Okay. Okay. He reads so slowly Oh, man, Mr. Charis, where's Taylor's suit? Okay, push down, Collar, I jacked that. I just wanted to see one of the thing here. This is insane, this is a show. Uh, break handle off mug.
Starting point is 01:39:07 Okay. Well, the Congressman let me know what we can't talk about. You know, I don't want to get him in any trouble. That was out of nowhere, by the way. So he's reading his notes and now he's in a different world because he went right from the donation stuff to saying, all right, we're in my, ah, what, well, I'll let me know if I can ask him that or not?
Starting point is 01:39:27 Like, what, John, we talking to you. What's going on there? Wow. All right. Last clip I have, John has his first guest. He leaves. He brings out his second guest a little earlier than he wanted to and boy does he fumble this on
Starting point is 01:39:46 Amazon our target dot com Walmart dot com in place. All right David. Please come back again I really appreciate it. Thank you. Great to see you all right the great congressman David Sous-Lini and oh well I Well, politics girl. Sorry. I brought you on a little Just got to do an ad are you a gambling person? All right This is a very loyal sponsor of mine Wait, that's the wrong one. Let me get the right ones. Oh done
Starting point is 01:40:24 Where is it? Oh, there it is. Uh, I gotta clean my desktop up. You owe me both. All right, bet online. Fuck, John. I know you don't want a printer. I understand that. But look at how easy this is. I have the right ad copy. He's just printed out before the show. You know, the fumble through your fucking computer in real time where your guests
Starting point is 01:40:47 sits there awkwardly going, uh, why does he always ask them if they're gambling for you? You're like betting on stuff. None of those guests have ever said, yeah, fucking love it. Never once. It's never worked out. She didn't even answer.
Starting point is 01:40:59 She just said, uh, you do your ad. Do your fucking ad. We should say no. I'll sit here and laugh silently All right, I need to bring our review girl Vic on the show. Hi, Vic. Hello Hello, all right you guys ready to catch a dadler Absolutely, let's do it It's time for everyone's favorite game show.
Starting point is 01:41:28 To catch a dabbler. Are you ready to play. To catch a dabbler. So anyway, I hope everyone had a great 4th of July. I did I ended up going on a hike in the afternoon, swept my balls off. It was a hundred freaking degrees out here in LA. And then what did John say next? Here are your choices. Number one, I passed out. I came home, sat in my chair and passed out. It must have been the heat. And I was extremely dehydrated. Next, I came home and dabbled. See, I went to the pub to cool off and guess what? I got lucky. Next, I
Starting point is 01:42:33 can't believe my air conditioning is acting up now. It's too frickin hot to deal with this. I know someone at the pub that can fix it, but he can busy. Lastly, I see tweets from the GQP denying that climate change is real. That's like Howard denying that he wears a wig. That's a cash, a downward. All right, it's probably five, but I'm going to go four on this one. I think that his AC unit's not working and he knows the guy who could fix it, but that prick will come over here and fix it for free. Oh, you know what else I should point out real quick? I'm sorry, this is totally,
Starting point is 01:43:25 everybody remember what you want to say. But John got his computer fixed by this company in LA near his house. And he gave them this Yelp review that was a glowing Yelp review. And then he had their URL on the screen on his show the other day. I think that he got it all comped
Starting point is 01:43:43 for the fact that you paid a dime. I think you did it in exchange for promoting their computer repair company in a way. That's just my assumption. I could be totally wrong about that. Don't sue me. All right.
Starting point is 01:43:54 I'm going number four, producer Chris. Number three went to the pub and got lucky. The pub got lucky after I. Okay. Okay. What do you think? I'll save one. He passed out. Passed out. Okay. Okay. What do you think? I'll save one. He passed out. Pass out. Okay. And Rax, you play this one?
Starting point is 01:44:09 Oh, hell yeah. I think, yeah. Number four. You're going for. Yeah. Or deer, next or whatever. Victor, did you go yet? No. I'll do number five. The win. Yeah. I think it's, I think I'm, anyway, if you write about that. So anyway, I hope everyone had a great Fourth of July. I did. I ended up going on a hike in the afternoon, swept my balls off. It was 100 freaking degrees out here in LA.
Starting point is 01:44:38 And then came home, I dabbled in the computer. It's episode of The Cat Lab is brought to you by Mom Swipes Left. I think we all dismissed that. That's all for this week. Dabble. Come back next week to find out if you are man enough to catch a Downward hard if kudos to you my friend wow Stumped us again and found a hell of a clip. Yeah, I'm talking about Devling You don't hear that too often anymore do you? Wow
Starting point is 01:45:16 Like a guy is very upset that he didn't win the game It's okay, buddy. You're gonna share that I'm on a terrible streak like a row, man. Yeah, but who's keeping score? Oh, yeah, you are Literally the one keeping score That sucks That's not good. That's not good. What have we done today? We've done it all we talked about pedophiles pedophiling We talked about Opie saying that Jim Norton sucks 20 years into the future. We talked about Stuttering John having to clean as a apartment again, which he hates doing. He's least favorite thing to do is to T-Tex, which we actually just see.
Starting point is 01:46:05 The T-Tex, which we actually see. The T-Tex, which we actually see. This is a clip of the show that we'll be reviewing on the next W-A-T-P, which will be recorded on Wednesday, be out on Thursday, earlier this time, than this week, sorry about that, got it out kind of late on Thursday. But we're going to blind Mike back on the show again on Wednesday. And this is the podcast that will be reviewing the breasts are here.
Starting point is 01:46:34 And then the left leg is just out along with the entire left leg. Maybe the ass cheek, the entire left ass cheek. I'll have you know, I went to go have my ass cheeks re-injected and I waited for hours and yeah, I waited for a few hours and the doctor had to be good for. What happened? I don't know, just got busy, but I wanna tell you the amount of disparity
Starting point is 01:46:54 I felt that my, no, disparity, just like the life was just sucked from, I just didn't know what to do with the rest of my day. Disparity, I don't know if I the rest of my day. Disparity. I don't know if I really want to do that. Right? Disparity is not the same as despair. Disparity is like where you feel like you're up here and then you're down here. Right.
Starting point is 01:47:13 When there's differences, I felt different. No, I felt like I should have left with a juice here. I asked you. And they've not despair. You felt despair will cover that. You don't need to change it to disparity because a Disparity is it it's not at the same. It's like where where somebody is a disparity between this the poor and the rich economic Social yeah, okay
Starting point is 01:47:35 Got it. I love this Inside only fans is the name of this show from Michael Gavin O'Ali suggested this in the discord Michael Gavin O'Ali from the Michael Gavin O'Lease show, obviously, and this should be a lot of fun as we learn more about only fans, girls. By the way, Vic, I think we're gonna have Hannah on to audition to be another review girl. And you would ask her about her cup size.
Starting point is 01:48:07 Right. She says that she's a 34-double D, but just barely. No, okay, okay. All right. She's got me be fat girls. Yeah, no. Holy shit. All right.
Starting point is 01:48:18 Well, maybe she's got the job already now. Why am I saying audition? What the fuck? What am I talking about? I mean, it's no H's, but you know, it's fine. She doesn't take as many dirt naps, hopefully. Kay, what are you promoting, my friend? Uh, nothing.
Starting point is 01:48:34 You always do this to me. Kay, I'm on the award. You're on the official podcast, which, uh, you guys, you've been blowing up on YouTube, obviously. You're on your Twitch stream right now. I am, yeah, and after this, I guess I'm gonna continue talking about pedophiles. They've been just another one called Keffold's that,
Starting point is 01:48:51 Ethan Ralf is now trying to be friends and fuck maybe. I don't know, but that's interesting. We didn't talk about Ethan Ralf. I forgot about that. We were gonna do that. And then we did. There's nothing to talk about. The guy noticed that I exist, cried about me.
Starting point is 01:49:06 I asked if he would like to meet and fight in an actual boxing ring. And he said, no. Oh, we did say no to that. I knew that you threatened him. We talked about that. Or you, you, not threatened him. You challenged him to a fight. Yes. And he said, now, because Ethan
Starting point is 01:49:20 Roth does this thing where he constantly goes to other countries and gets his ass kicked here and there, or at like bars and bowling alleys and shit. And every single time he has a convenient excuse, he just says, I was sucker punched. They walked up to me from behind and they punched me in the back of the header. I wasn't ready to fight or it was two against one. It's like, okay, how about we do the spider books then? Let's go to a boxing ring with an actual referee and a Jury and shit.
Starting point is 01:49:43 I know, you just completely ignored that challenge and instead just fucking cried about my co-host as YouTube channel. You know what he should do is he should have challenged you to assume a match because I think he'd beat you at that. I think he might be a friend. You would do that? All right. Sure.
Starting point is 01:50:01 Ralph, you listen and see what match against Kaya. Let's do this. And anything that you want to promote, Vic, get any comedy shows coming up? Yeah. I'll be at Cosy's Comedy Club on Thursday and Newport News, Virginia. And then I'll also be counting how many times
Starting point is 01:50:21 you called people boobs today. Yes. Which might be over 90. I overused that word. Does that only get a word stuck in my head? I'm talking much. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 01:50:33 I like them now getting, I have a live Reddit feed on my show to let me know why I suck. Usually I read about it the next day, but because it's running right now, what I'm doing that's so wrong. All right. Well, please, join us again next time. It might be up so we'm doing that's so wrong. All right. Well, please, join us again next time and might be up so we find out what's for all. Who are these podcasts?
Starting point is 01:50:49 Sleep well, everypony. Starting in the most bits of morning radio. Get down and show these folks right now. Mm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone.
Starting point is 01:51:01 Internet news. New Twitter. From YouTube, Mr. Smith writes, Great job everyone. From YouTube, Mr. Smith writes, Stumbling across WATP one day drastically improved my job. I worked the graveyard shift in a grocery store, not bragging. I'm in the only on department so I can listen to headphones. If they ever watch security cameras, they'd think I was a lunatic, cracking up seemingly at nothing with nobody.
Starting point is 01:51:25 I love you guys, never stop. Jim, you are so deep inside Jon's head that he's trying anything to make you stop, including claims of fake pending criminal charges. Maybe Jon has a fake badge too? Jon is so soft. He arrests celebrities for a living, but cannot take it when someone busts his balls. This is hilarious. Principal uncertainty. Great idea, John. Go for life-ruination. It worked out wonderfully for Ethan Ralph.
Starting point is 01:51:52 The internet is very forgiving of people who go around destroying people's livelihoods because they got their feelings hurt. Kevin gets dark. John is the moral compass for a generation. JR gets even darker. If John is moral, everything is permitted. World's worst boy. How much he want to bet that if you stop talking about him on the podcast,
Starting point is 01:52:12 he'd reach out asking you to make more content on him. Mr. Arboris. Maybe John was confused and he meant he was self-deficating. Dr. Hugenstein, these clips always remind me to get my fingernails manicured. Kid Wave 1 opines, John is built like a fire hydrant. Not to be outdone, triple A skate notes, John's head is shaped like a shoebox. American Patriot may be pandering a bit to Karl with, stuttering John equals Jabba the Hut.
Starting point is 01:52:41 David gives Croosh some props. I had to change all my sheet music. Ha ha, pretty clever. Mr. Rivech. I joined WATP's $5 Patreon and I donated $10 as a tip. Where's my thank you? And from Discord, Carl catches some heat after his take on a certain profession. Outdoor command hooks.
Starting point is 01:53:02 Fucking apologize to Jenny Jingles. Enoch Fluth. Tonight's episode, Carl on the couch. Sleep on it. Jen is selling your PRS. Tune skins. Beauty school dropout. Fudgeical.
Starting point is 01:53:15 Jen is pissing in Carl's Sourcrow as we speak. And from Facebook, Dan J. Morris posts, as things stand now, I think Shuley said it best. Carl is the biggest shark in the water. Travis Wilson. He definitely has the teeth, and Mark Jewett plays us out with Club Finland. Reveals, reveals, reveals. With Vic. Wap, wap, wap. We have any new reviews, Vic? Reviews with Vic. We have any new reviews, Vic?
Starting point is 01:53:50 You do. You have four of them. Whoa. It rains at the point. Actually, I tunes people stepped up. Can we do three of them and say one for Wednesday? Absolutely. All right. This first one is a crotch rot puke pile podcast by Johnny Cret. They say listening to these rancid rectum This first one is a Crotch Rot Puk pile podcast by Johnny Crit. They say listening to these rancid rectum gurgling pube munchers is the equivalent of being a bowl of blood clots soaked in rotting brown piss.
Starting point is 01:54:16 They totally don't put lots of work and prep into a great show and definitely aren't genuinely funny and witty people without our own else. Sorry, which isn't totally rare these days. Definitely not very impressed and very addicted. Okay. He was really painting a picture for me there at the beginning and then I guess they're going with the reverse psychology. Is that five-star review? It is. Nice. I appreciate that. Fine, sir. Thank you. This next one is Create Your Own Content. They say every episode is the same. Feels like you're too lazy to actually be creative.
Starting point is 01:54:53 Well, good to meet you. Is that a five-star? No, it's a one-star. You stupid fucking blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! Alright. I'm going to listen to multiple episodes now. They're like, Jesus Christ, they're all the same fucking thing. I wasn't 100 of these things. Maybe you would enjoy it.
Starting point is 01:55:12 Oh, it's pouring John. And then this last one is, Hey, Carl, I hope I'm doing this right question mark by Mikey. You got. He says, I love all the episodes from our club-footed friend. Like he works. Like he works. The way he creates pontificates and does all this all with humor, you almost forget he's
Starting point is 01:55:36 handicapped. Definitely worth subscribing just for the opian stutter, John content. Thank you for delivering such excellent content every week. Sure, I'll take it. You did a perfect Mikey. Thank you very much. That's a five-star. That's a one-star. Wait, are you serious? That's a one-star. You're gonna fuck her. You got us. Dude, I hope I'm doing this right. You're gonna completely wrong. Completely wrong.
Starting point is 01:56:07 We need the five stars, because then the algorithm and stuff, things. You're fine. You're still like 51 five stars ahead. That's the reason. 51 five stars I had. Not even Facebook stars All right, let's let's hit some voicemails real quick starting with chip chip or send Hmm calling into the show
Starting point is 01:56:37 Hey Got a nice bowl of my once you don't read it the end of your episode. I'm right here with it. It's all roads is the red, vice blue. It makes my pick a stand up. And so do you. Fuck it all. Call me back home. I guess chip is also by now.
Starting point is 01:57:04 Very good. The book hockey queen caught i guess uh... chip is also by now very good the uh... bucacchi queen caught in the show i believe vinyne made mention of her and a recent episode of her these podcast they may have left in the episode
Starting point is 01:57:19 oh my god carol this message is for vinyne if he doesn't want to hear noises from the bedroom then he can put the video camera down and leave don't send to me Vinnie fuck you Carl you cunt always good to hear from the buccacchi. And yeah, fuck Vinny. Vinny's spinny. Is everyone voting on our creep off subreddit? We're tied four to four right now. I need a victory to make Vinny spin on Monday. Everyone can just make a quick trip over there. I really, I should be having plong to the end of
Starting point is 01:58:02 the show. What am I thinking? Yeah. That's what I should have been plong to the end of the show and my thinking yeah Damn it Yeah, what I'm called this is Paco, you know, I'm watching the show and it's a great show like always you know It's just crazy to see Stuttering John trying to back pedal and Be like oh, yeah Well, I just said nigga because this and that or whatever. Doesn't matter, John. You're supposed to be Puerto Rican.
Starting point is 01:58:30 Puerto Rican is going to say nigga all day. It doesn't even matter. It doesn't face anybody. You know what I'm saying? I just wanted to point that out. You're supposed to be Puerto Rican and they usually get a pass, especially if you're saying that. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:58:43 All right, man. Try to tell my real nigga that's there there. All right later. Okay. Thanks. I honestly don't know what those rules are. So I appreciate him clearing that up for me Do you guys let me ask a question to you Kaya? You don't you don't seem to like to reveal a lot about your personal life, but I assume you speak fluent German living in Germany Yeah, I mean well enough. Does German, living in Germany. Yeah. I mean, well enough. Do Germans have words that some people could use in other people's cat?
Starting point is 01:59:10 Is that a thing in other languages? Not really. I mean, the Germans really... We have a lot of words that no one can use. Yeah. There's like a decade and a half, and I want to talk about it. Okay. Good answer. All right, Paco calls back at the guys.
Starting point is 01:59:30 Yeah, what's up, Carlos? Paco, you don't got to prove to us that you're not racist, bro. We get it. Okay, we know you're not racist, Carl. I don't know what you're back peddling from. What you're preparing for. But we know you're not racist, bro. All right, keep up the great work, man.
Starting point is 01:59:49 You know, saying shout out to producer Chris, you know, AKA hamburger's helper, right? Right. Yeah. That's for your self, that's pretty good. Not bad. Paco doesn't disappoint. I was supposed to go on Paco's show tomorrow,
Starting point is 02:00:05 but he picked a time that's not good for me, so I got to reschedule with it. What's he talking about? Backpedaling. I don't know. I guess he assumes that something's going to come out. Oh, maybe. I don't know. Here's a poem. People have been sitting in poems lately. I'd like to close this call out with a poem. For my buddy Carl who's going through some legal problems right now called My Feet by Ken Nezget. My feet, my feet, I love my feet. I think they're great.
Starting point is 02:00:38 I think they're neat. They're pretty, tankin', picturesque. It looks so perfect on my desk. Unfortunately, sad to tell, they're also club footage. So the hell. All right. Have a nice day, Carl.
Starting point is 02:00:54 See you on the shift. Bye. Normally I'm not a big fan of Paul, but you served on a wonderful job. Monio Matt calls into the show. Of Grand rehearsal. Hey Carl, morning, I'm Matt. Calls into the show. Grand rehearsal. Hey Carl, morning, I'm Matt Somerino here. First off, uh,
Starting point is 02:01:08 yeah, the TDS W H T cross over best fucking content on the internet. I agree. All of the podcasting, uh, really is super good thing. Also, I just want to say,
Starting point is 02:01:18 I appreciate your impression of Dick Masterson doing his own pyre voice. Uh, you're a yeah. I don't know say I appreciate your impression of Dick Masterson doing his empire voice You're yeah, I don't know I stop the episode immediately so I don't know if anybody's gonna mention it because you know I mentioned it so Anyway, probably back. All right. Thanks buddy Um, I'm not gonna play all these voice smells that I got but I guess apparently
Starting point is 02:01:44 Everyone on earth knew that the earth was around in the 15th century and I'm a gonna play all these voicemails that I got, but I guess apparently everyone on Earth knew that the Earth was around in the 15th century, and I'm a fucking idiot. All right, can I just say that right now? Club is mostly the only fucking person who knew that the Earth was around, all right? That would be more hot, again, it. Thank you for your calls, everybody.
Starting point is 02:02:02 I do appreciate that. Ooh, we have a ski mask voice mower. Remember we were talking about that hot ski mask girl? Yeah. From that show I already forgot. I am so distracted by inside only fans. It's still up on the screen over here. Wow.
Starting point is 02:02:18 Wow, that's gonna be a fun one. Poor wine mics just gonna listen to it. I'll explain to you why it's good. Hey Carl, I think you're gonna like this. I'm the new ski mask voice man. I think even the fans are really gonna enjoy seeing, you know, what color or I get hearing what color voice. I got that's going nowhere.
Starting point is 02:02:43 Oh, wow. Oh, well. We've all been there nowhere. Oh, wow. Oh, well. We've all been there. Well, guys, great episode today. Kyle, it's fucking great hearing you. Rip in the middle side of files. You should be having people for producer Chris. You fucking killed with those one liners and Carl. Don't come. Sky was seeing you to the future. How did he know exactly what would happen on the show tonight
Starting point is 02:03:08 Very much although he didn't break that I would say boob 90s. Yeah, that would have been impressive. If you would have done that He caro it's low poke paco. I just wanted to say you're a pretty nice guy Thanks low poke paco I just wanted to say you're a pretty nice guy. Oh. Thanks, Slowpoke Paco. It's nice to meet you. Oh, I thought you were setting the episode right now. It seems like he might be, man. You don't hear a lot of that around here. Yeah, I like Slowpoke Paco.
Starting point is 02:03:35 Jellocara. This is a random Indian man from India. Jellocara. Look, look, look, look. All right. That might be the thing that they're playing in courts. Inja, you're a good, but you're a good, you're a good. All right. That might, that might be the thing that they're playing in courts. But I'm going to be sued by patriotic.
Starting point is 02:03:55 That might be the part right there. Whoops. I want to yank that one. Rex, sexton, you want to do a live voicemail while you're here. Do you have anything to say to the show? I'll put you on the spot now. There's a microphone in front of you. You have anything to share with us? You want to talk about Vic and her boobs or something?
Starting point is 02:04:11 Oh, yeah, I did love that. I did mean to say to Vic and I guess Casey, but you know, whatever she is these days. I am the one who sent you the picture of the come in green beans. Here's the guy. I think it's not in front of that information. No one's only gonna be boasting. It looks just like, oh god, okay. It was actually like Alfredo
Starting point is 02:04:31 sauce and asparagus, so you know, whatever. Yeah, no, I remember that one. I was, it was 50-50 with that, but I've gotten way more, like people had a trend, like, probably like two, three months ago where they just sent me like foul medical shit that was going on with their body. They just kept sending me like their fucking rotten feet. I was like, oh, great. I'm waking up to this. Was it OP? It's OP. It was what it's in that leaf's foot. That's a pretty foul medical shit too, but that's I didn't want to include that in the dick pic. So yeah, I like it. Roxax is like, I wouldn't do that.
Starting point is 02:05:07 I just hit your golf and send that to you. I'm a classy lassie. All right. Thank you guys so much for coming on the show. Kaya always great to talk to you, buddy. Mm-hmm. We'll see you at the live show and Detroit, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:05:24 Coming to that. We'll see. I'll let you at the live show and Detroit right? Yeah coming to that. We'll see. Okay folks, guess what? The episodes? Oh wow! I got it. Go. Goodbye.
Starting point is 02:05:36 Goodbye. Come here, Doug. That was really great. That was really great.

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