Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep339 - Inside OnlyFans

Episode Date: September 1, 2022

There was a time when attractive ladies who like to show people their buttholes didn't have many options. Thankfully, we now have OnlyFans. What type of women are on OnlyFans? If this podcast is any indication the answer is the craziest women you've ever encountered in your life. Mike Geary joins us this week and, unfortunately for him, he can only hear these ladies. That's definitely not the best part. Also, Patty Brokenskull dropped another new episode and we learn why we took a break from podcasting. Good news, looks like he's back for good! And finally, Stuttering John threatens Anthony Cumia and it's maybe the funniest StutJo segment ever. blindmike.net  Come see us in Detroit: http://watplive.com  Come see us in NYC: http://watpnyc.com Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  https://watp.supercast.tech/ Double your deposit with promo code WATP: https://www.mybookie.ag/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Vic just messaged me and said she's moving and then she got to do a fucking comedy thing. So she's out. So I tried to get Hannah who going to be our new review girl. And she's got excuses. I'll go figure a woman with excuses. Kayaking shocked. Yeah, she's the first day I gotta say. Yeah, I know, right? I guess it's my fault for trying to get her to come in early. The first day is supposed to be Saturday. I guess I want to slide. So no, no reviews today.

But keep leaving those five star reviews and shitting all over us. That's the way to do it Yeah, not compliments in one star, right? Should all over us at five stars and those always fool me. I stayed every time too Yeah, every time should be pretty easy at this point They're doing it just to bug you. It's weird. Oh shit. Maybe I shouldn't Do something like a small blood can you make a note that I should probably not say that today? We'll be reviewing a show called Inside Only Fans. This was a suggestion from Michael Gavin Oli. We have both listened and watched this separately. We have not discussed it. We each other beforehand.

This is a show hosted by Kayla Lauren and CJ Sparks. And I had to tell you, I watched it on YouTube. Mike, I know you can't see real well. I don't know if you can see this at all. I can't imagine just listening to this show. You know, it's very funny because you sent me, I started looking for clips before I heard your latest podcast. Yeah. And you were talking to Chris when you did the teaser last week and you made a joke that I wouldn't be able to see these girls. And that's when it finally dawned on me.

Oh, that's the appeal of this podcast. Because I was looking through clips like, I don't get this. That is the appeal of this podcast. So let's get right into it. Mike, you pulled a bunch of clips from a recent episode of Inside Only Fans. Where should we start here, buddy?

Well, how about we start with the intro, just because I couldn't figure out if this woman is the host of the podcast, it's very weird, just play clip number one. I'm Kayla. All right, Kayla Lauren. We're just Lauren. Just Lauren.

Kayla Lauren. I wish I could be more exciting But it's a lot of spider was on me. It's just my hair. Okay. I'm CJ sparks. Sorry. I'm very Butterfly I know do you like my butterfly shoes and then yes also too. Okay, so I really like the shoes But the dress is like it's just a lot of juice happening here. Yeah, it's a high It's covered covered on the top, but I have hoarded up. Sure, I have one.

Hey, these two have the chemistry of me and Chris trying to fill time before the show. But, but, B, did you catch the thing at the beginning where they don't know how to pronounce each other's names? It was very weird. Is she the host every week? Yeah, these two hosts the show every single week and then they bring on different guests. These two women have their own only fans and then they bring on other women who also have only fans.

Oh, holy man, I can't believe that. You watched you see the pod daddy come out of all? Oh, the pod daddy was a big part at the end of the day. I enjoyed the pod daddy. Yeah, the pod daddy comes on and I guess he's on there to actually have a conversation because no one else on the show. So I was bringing one guy actually knows and I asked questions and respond to react to them. Yeah, I couldn't tell if the

pod daddy was a gay man or just a real creep. It was hard to decide. Like it'd be both. So the episode that I checked out, they come on and they say we just went to this huge dinner where we're super late, we had no idea it was gonna be a five-course meal and there were appetizers for every course, and palant cleansers, and it was a whole thing and I could tell they're wasted. They had been over served at this restaurant. And so this is an example of my friend Kayla,

and this show is edited quite a bit. It's actually very well produced. Even though there's only like 3000 subscribers on YouTube and these videos don't have a ton of views, I think only fans must pay for this to promote only fans, which would make nothing but sense, obviously, because everything about this is polished and professional, except for of course the hosts. And this is Kayla just interrupts and I say interrupts it's hard to tell

because it is added in the guest to tell a story that's neither here nor there. Oh my God, did I ever tell you of when the person who fingered me that I had the really tiny fingers? No, I just had a flashback. I think I repressed this memory. Oh my god. Oh, it was a smaller than average fingers. They were so small. Tiny hands. He was, and he came and say what do you say? They were so small where you could barely feel like you could barely feel the fingers. Yes. Short. Literally, I think all his fingers were like shorter,

like as short as my pinky finger, but like all of them. It's all of them. Gee. And he really thought he had something going on and I was like, what's, I can't feel any, like what's happening. And he's like, fuck my fingers.

I was like, I was like, I can't. What I got is toes. Did you check on those? I didn't see the toes. I would probably have had a better time. He needed to think, fuck my fingers. That was his favorite. He said that he had one point spit on my stomach,

but then licked it off. Whoa! That pretty much sums up the show. If you're wondering what we're talking about today, that's pretty much the conversation that we're having. I'm glad I heard that because in the episode I listened to, they had a woman named Carmen on. Yeah.

And she really carried the show. So I was like, I didn't understand what the role of the two hosts were because they barely spoke. So I'm glad I released the live. Yeah, okay, good because did Kayla and CJ seem wasting the episode that you watched? I would say more high than I think. I think they seemed a little out of it.

Yeah, yeah, because Kayla seems like she's been drinking a little bit. So this is their guess they bring on Davina D. And what she's been doing is she's been traveling by herself. She doesn't have a boyfriend right now So she's out traveling and they're like, well, are you still filming? She's down in Peru and stuff Well, you still doing only fancy stuff. She said oh, yeah, yeah, I'm still doing that Mainly the problem is when I try to shoot stuff

I'm always like I feel like I'm always wasted Never comes out good. Oh I'll see it and it's just like some of it. I'm like, oh, God. But then some of it is entertaining. OK, it's entertaining. She's like, if my only fan's I think it's entertaining. You're going to maybe not the way you saw it,

but it is entertaining. OK. This will be called only drunk checks. This is what the show should be called. Inside only drunk checks all the time, because she talks about this time she was in Peru and she got stranded and she couldn't speak Spanish, so she didn't know how to get anywhere

or communicate with anyone. And so for some reason, there's a little bit of a low in the conversation. And CJ Sparks is trying to ask her about that experience in Peru, but she's too wasting to get the question out. So Kayla just jumps in with her own question. Then what do you think they were talking about when they were? What were the, are you penetrating yourself on only fans?

I mean, I'm not going to answer that. Shut up. Of course, of course, if you do the things that are said, I'm, yeah, yeah, of course, of course, of course, if you do the things that are said on the yeah, yeah. Only fans of girls have such a weird line where sometimes they're like, why would I talk about that? It's like, I don't know, because you're shoving things and you're pussy for money. Yeah, you're trying to avoid yourself.

You're trying to avoid yourself. You're trying to avoid yourself. Good advertising. Yeah, you might want to tell us what we might see if we were to pay 10 bucks a month. It's probably a good idea. And it's funny, because I'll get into it later. This gas starts off, not really talking about herself very much, not really telling you very much.

And then she opens up and it gets fucking nuts. But I want to give you the floor again, my friend. It's probably what you saw. Well, if you want to hear a little more the interviewing prowess of Kayla Lauren, I would play clip number six. This is a follow up question. This is a woman like telling kind of a sad life story.

She's putting a positive spin on it, but like she didn't come from great upbringing. And then Kayla asks a perfect follow up. So how did you get into, did you finish high school? Or barely? Yeah. Same. I think I had to take like one summer school course

and I was like, okay, they were like, you can go now, my. To be honest, my computer teacher hated me so much. She told me she messed with my grade a little bit to get, she literally said so you can get out of here. Like she wanted me to. Yeah, no, but I was like in like the dumb math class, the dumb science class.

Like I really, I was so focused in partying, but also I had eating disorder too. Like I was all, my brain was just on other stuff. Like, I like that she majored in partying, but my dinner didn't eat disorder. Full of good qualities, I have for an oldie fans girl addiction. I have my, my past is all addiction. Were you, were you like self conscious? And then that's why you drank like where you

have like a like a like I want to escape like like just like the control or escaping or something like I was like just a very like sad child. Yeah. All right. So that was that was CJ. That was the eyebrows girl and the other girl. Yeah, and so she asks her Were you self-conscious about what being dumb? Is it was that what the question was? That's a funny one. You were still stupid. Hey, you're a drunk who's showing your pussy for money. Do you have any demons? Do you have any childhood issues by any chance? Sometimes we get girls out here who had problems in their childhood So the last kind of commentary on the host really would be both clip number four and then clip number eight Number four you get a little insight into the show prep that they do very excited to have you today because

I love you are also sober. Yes, super queen and a few years back. I read your book you buy yeah I read the whole thing yes I got on audible so Yes I was like this girl wild yeah What is the book about? Yeah, I love it though wild. Yeah. What is the book about? I love it though. The call is just like, you could have told me there was a fucking book. I didn't really want to prep for this interview. We asked all make me look like a double. Well, there's a lot

there where a you're lying about, keep listening to it. And I'm not against that. Believe me. But I love the stun disbelief. Like you read my book. I didn't know you could read it. I would probably have that reaction too after it's later when clip number eight happened. We had one of the interns here take some notes on you and I have to say they were intense.

No, no, no. I mean, it's everything you put in your book probably. I hope. And I know how far she went when she was digging, but um, So the intern read the book. She's, yeah, exactly. She summarized it for me. She wrote things down. I didn't read that either, but she told me about it. I liked when they were talking about the fact that they have a guest on the show. They have no enthusiasm whatsoever. If I was a guest on this show, I'd pick, I will never buy that. We have a special guest, an extra special

guest. Yeah, I guess I'm going to jump and spuck a guest on our throats. Why'd you wake me up to tell me that? Yeah, at least you guys sigh when I come into the room off air on there you run your head This fucks here again. Yay, blind Mike is on your show everyone. Yeah cool So we can't go through an episode of WTP without talking about Shitting during sex anymore. That's just become a running theme. The slogan. That's pretty much the slogan now.

So the question is, what's the best color of sheets for your bed? To find question I would send. Am I an only fan's girl out here? That might be a question I would have. Before or after. This is a question. What's the best color of sheets to have sex on?

Yes. I think white. I'd still look white. I would too. Okay. It's just risky if anything weird happens. Yeah, no. Like a Harry Jalsey situation.

I was just thinking, okay. We had a bump squirt discussion with Harry. That's why he doesn't like anal. Because he never know when there's gonna be a bum squirt. Yeah, you have to run. Are you an anal fan? Yeah. Am I the only one?

I mean, I don't, there's only one guy. Back me up. That I've done it with, that's it. One guy. Okay, like three, but like one that I actually, wait, what's three? One that had an actual dick, I don't know what that's it one guy like three but like one that I actually One that had an actual

Dick like not a little tiny fucking pencil dick Yeah sounds like she dabbles. I hate to be the other two guys the fuck turn the head I know yeah, you're watching that you're like, I don't even count Jesus Christ do I have to take it off my list now too? Because how does this work? She's not a guy with a dick, that's great. I just love the little friend. Like I can't tell you guys how many times I've asked a lady to come back to my apartment

and she says, what color are your sheets? That's the dance color. Yeah, I'm a little bit of a bum squirter so I'm just want to check. I hope it's not white. You have brown sheets. I'm in other than that. I don't think I can do it. So that leads to a conversation about one of the guys on her only fans had an interesting request for her. I mean, I had one guy. It was just this strangest thing. He like asked if I would find a guy to shit in my mouth. Oh I'm like no. Yeah, and he was like I'll give you 10 grand. I was like I still know, but I'm gonna make this work

So I had him pay me Ha and I had my friend and then he was like the guy that I got to do it. He was like I'm not I can't be seen doing this right and God bless that man. I'm a mask. He was like, I'm not, I can't be seen doing this. Right. And so we got him a mask. He was like, he goes, I need a mask. I'm like, okay, he doesn't tell me he wants a mask until he shows up to the house. So the only mask that I had available was a Trump mask.

Of course. Makes sense. And so he is like, we're trying to figure out, okay, what can we make that That's gonna look like shit. Wait a second, you're telling me, I suffer this woman's only fans. And my only request is, can you have a guy shit in your mouth? And she won't even do it. What a food.

Yeah, it's gotta fucked up. What a stuck- I only fans that, what am I doing? What's skateboard? It is funny where they draw the line. So like, for example, play clip 15 is where we start to learn the heavy chunk of my episode was about Like a pregnancy fetish. I guess there's a lot of guys that like to jerk off to pregnancy porn and luckily this woman Carmen would oblige at times and give them to some other nonsense. Carmen would oblige at times and get into some other nonsense.

Did I see a video though of you talking about where you feel like you're on a podcast with Harry? Yeah, you're talking about like milk. Prince Harry? Yes, that's exactly my milk. Oh my, I've heard of my breast milk in both the host's mouth. So you drank from me. Wait, what when? Now, who cares about why? 15. They drank for me wait what when Okay, so okay, wow. I just feel like something that I won't say.

What? No. That's correct. Don't go there. That's so... Fran Dresher just showed up. What just happened? What's going on?

What's going on? So basically, she will squirt breast milk all over the place, which we'll get into more in a minute. But it's funny that you're willing to do that on a pod and crib number 18 seems to like offend her to the point that she's blocking people, which it's an interesting line to drive. I feel like. What was this?

Like maybe most bizarre pregnant request that you had. Oh my god. Where you're like, this is something I was like, hell no, the weirdest, creepiest thing a guy did is when he saw I was pregnant he knew I would have a nursery. He wanted me to take pictures like laying in a diaper in my daughter's nursery like with my legs up pretending like posing like a baby. Oh yeah. That's the thing. I'm not here to that. The lock? Yeah. That's a little much I think because it's like, especially asking for an in-her nursery. And.

I love that you know the guy asking for this, and she's like, I'm sorry, sir, you're a pervert. Like, yeah, I know. Thank you so much. How do you mean? I'm glad you noticed that, because it is, I wouldn't do it either. Let's be fair.

I, that's where I would draw the line too. But it's very funny to be like, hey guys, I'm squirting my breastmilk, I'm flicking my, whatever you foes want. Whoa, a lady, let's not get ridiculous. Are they shaming these people now? Like what's going, all right. So this is a fun little clip because

CJ Sparks is an idiot. She's like the dumbest person. And what I like about the dynamic of this show, and yes, I just said what I like about is that Kayla just gives her shit all the time for being stupid, like that tease that we played last time, where she's, we're trying to say disparate,

said disparity. This is another example of that. Have you ever like, you know, obviously that's incredibly like crazy, is there anything else where you've had, where you're like, whoa, that was like a different one or an interesting one? I mean, I've had like you're like, well, that was like a different one or an interesting one. I mean, I've had like not so much requests, but I've had some like crazy, like waterboarding videos and just like some really like taboo stuff.

That's fun torture, but you can't, you can't. Do you know what waterboarding is? Well, I mean, do you know what waterboarding is? Do they put the, you feel like you're drowning? Yeah. How do you go? That's fun. That's fun.

So I would actually want to show where Kayla just calls CJ and idiot for an hour at a time. And I have to tell you guys, I hope that my wife is listening to this episode, even though she wasn't the most of them. I'm in love with Kayla Warren. This is a perfect love to me. She seems to waste seeing it out of it. She's laughing at everything. She's goofing out her co-host

Step it up a little bit Yeah, get a sleeve Jenny Jen goes what do you do at the I do respect a woman? It's like oh no I know what waterboarding is I'm just into it. Yeah, no, it just it sounds like fun. I don't know what to tell Let's all go waterboarding Yeah, no, it just it sounds like fun. I don't know what to tell. Let's all go waterboarding That'll be boys song Well, if you want to stay on the kind of a dumb theme I do five Are you guys familiar with AA? I yeah, yeah, it's where alcoholics go. Don't want to be known about.

Okay, interesting. I hear it's kind of more of an exclusive club. Oh! Okay. Tell me how you did overcome everything. Where'd you start at? Honestly, I'm so jealous. Like, I didn't know what AA, like I didn't know AA was free.

Did you hit that? Oh my god. I hate it the same. Yes! I got sober completely on my own. I didn't have money was free. Did you hit that? Oh my god. I hate the same. Yes. I got sober completely on my own. I didn't have money for rehab at that time. I was not saving in my addiction, of course.

Of course. Saving it. So I'm dead broke and I want to get sober. And for some reason I thought AA was like something you had to get either invited to or you do it like after rehab. I had no idea I could just walk into AA. Right. Right.

I mean, who doesn't know that? I don't have an MX Gold card. I don't think I could do walk into AA. Right, right. Right. I mean, who doesn't know that? I don't have an MX Gold card. I don't think I can give it an AA obviously. I wouldn't say that in lost respect for her, but. In invite only, like you bang on the back door. Johnny Walker invited me. Oh, come right in. It's a two-dream minimum.

All right, well, I want to talk a little bit more about, I tease this already, that D'Vina D is a crazy person, and I'm excited to say that I have a shot with her, and I don't say that kind of thing very often. Hey, what do you look for, the guy? Honestly, I'm really not into looks, which people find very strange. Like all of my exes have not been the best-looking guys. Yes.

I'm ready to join the list. Boys, I think we all got a shot here. All right. To the whole W-H-P crew over here for this woman. Okay. All right, let's find out what she's into. Because like I said, she doesn't talk a lot about what the content is on her only fans, not that these women are good at interviewing her, so it's not like they're asking. So then this guy, Max Amini shows up,

the pod daddy. And he's a comedian, he's been on shows and stuff, and he just stand up. And he comes on and he's going to get to the bottom of what's actually going on. Most of the stuff honestly that I shoot is just so bad that it has to be sold like through my snapchat from OnlyFans because guys will request things and I'm like if I send that like I will be removed. Whoa. Also it's like really explicit. Yeah. I mean there's some stuff like even for

only fans. Even for only fans. What would be too explicit? Don't talk in codes. Yeah, you're like, I'm an open book, but this book in cracking. Yeah. All right. So there was this one gangbing. Then this just happened like randomly a whole bunch of friends of mine and their co-workers or whatever in Hollywood and There was just like a lot of knife play and like trash bags and lots of duct tape Okay, so you can't post that stuff like that. That's torture. So is it okay? So the game was pleasurable for me. Yeah

This woman is fucking crazy, okay She goes on to say it was probably a bad idea because the guy holding the knife to my throat was wasted Okay, so then you have a good pleasure for me. Yeah. This woman is fucking crazy, okay? She goes on to say it was probably a bad idea because the guy holding the knife to my throat was wasted at the time. So that was probably dangerous. She talks about how, and I don't even think this is for only fans, it's just her lifestyle.

She goes, yeah, I was fucking these eight dudes. I just kept calling people to come over and it was like three days straight. It was, you know, it was a long weekend of just fucking gay guys. And they're like, wait, how is that even possible that you guys could fuck for three days straight? Like, well, you know, a guy would get tired

and take a nap and then he'd come back in and someone else would go out and I was just like, sure. And she's saying this just straight up, not like, I know it's crazy. She's like, yeah, that's kind of how I roll. She's even, she lives in New Orleans and she got fired from her job at a strip club

because she was fucking all the employees. And the owner caught her at his house, fucking the DJ and he's like, I can't have you work it for me anymore. What are you doing? It's just too much. So what we're talking about is this. They're a fun group.

They're a fucking fun group. Unless you're the Axe husband. You don't want to be the Axe husband of this wall, Ben. Right. Yeah, this is the one that allegedly says that I stabbed him. Oh, I know. Another only fan stabbing story. What, you didn't stab him?

But I did not stab him, no. He just stabbed on, like he just fell. He just fell. He fell. He just walked into the knife I mean hey what's up before our after he came Jesus Christ this woman's incredible I have these lawyers clutching his chest no please not into a microphone what are you doing right now? I'm out to a knife. She's fucking ruined her own gaze.

You idiots. So yeah, this is, by the way, before they figured out, because she was talking about ex-boyfriends and stuff and she can't be with one guy anymore. She finds that boring. So the only time she has sex is if there's two or three guys there and sometimes up to eight or whatever. We've all been there.

Yeah, no, I know, I get it. So. And is that where your ex-boyfriend lives? Um, that's where my ex-husband lives. Whoa! Ex-husband! What happened to the ex-husband? Oh, the ex-husband left me for a 17-year-old.

Oh, dear, I know. Oh, he aches. Oh my god, what an off. Yeah. Frick. Oh, I know. That's all the police. Yeah, I did., frick. Oh, no. That's all the police. Yeah, I did.

Anonymous. Oh, geez. I did. I totally did. All right, I don't know about Divina D. She's fucking crazy. But the show is entertaining. I hate to say it.

I was just going to say she really find a feeling ordering them around a drink. I know. They're fucking hilarious. They're just laughing at the most absurd shit possible. I do have to apologize to your listeners, by the way. Nana Geary came out there when she said 17. I went, oh god. No, that's...

The audacity. You should call the cops I am. I did. Oh, okay. They're all just having someone to run with. Eight cops came over, I did. Okay. They're all just having someone tell him. I'm not with them. Eight cops came over and fucked me. And then I pretended there was a fire, the fire truck drove off.

But there was some reason in astronaut was there. Should see my latter trick. Well, I do think relationship troubles are a common theme with these ladies. If you want to click, click nine. It really shows the backbone that her husband has. As in case, what's that like a one-off situation

while he was deployed? Or did that like, he's like, we say we're in an open marriage, but really he doesn't want me with anyone else. So it's kind of time open. I'm open. Yeah, he's just like, why would I want to unless it's someone like of your caliber higher like I'm not just gonna

Fuck someone to fuck someone unless you brought somebody home. Yeah, I'm hearing Okay, yeah, and like so he's lazy too That's so sweet. You don't want to fuck anyone else. All right. I'll be back in a few hours Don't wait up Only fans chicks are fucking wild. They're nuts. It's funny too, because I didn't clip this, but at a certain point, the pod daddy asked this girl,

Dabina D's, like, well, you're in the gang bangs, you're into all this crazy shit. Like, why aren't you just a porn star? And she goes, well, that shit doesn't pay enough money. What do you crazy? I would never do that. She just missed it. Like, look at it. If you want to be, if some girls want to be porn stars, I guess, but that's ridiculous.

Not the 80s anymore, pal. I don't get into bad for that kind of money. Why have I have a good pod, daddy, clip? Number 20, you get a feel for his, I guess I get where he's trying to go. It's just his use of language I find interesting. I don't know if I would have used this word to describe these ladies. Listen, if they did a documentary on porn stars,

you would come out or a contest or whatever sort of thing. You would come out the number one wildest, most open, most likable, you make more of this crazy fucking experience. So adorable. Yeah, you really do. I just, I sucked 15 guys up. The way you fucking delivered it.

It's like, oh my gosh, he's adorable. He has a way with ladies. Also, he's wearing the same outfit in the episode that I watched. Oh no, Pagan, he's wearing the same outfit in the episode that I watched. Oh, no. Not paying him enough. What's going on? The pod dad he's doing two days. Yeah, right. If you guys want to hear clip number 12, I know I alluded to the fact, obviously, that she

was pregnant, but you can tell clip number 12, it was a tough, kind of moral dilemma for her to decide if she should get into this business, for sure. And so you mentioned that you had had a baby during this time as well. Okay, so what is this, your back, you've had a baby, your husband's deployed, what is the mindset like for you? You're like, I'm back, guys, or?

Yeah, so I was really trying, like I was in my head about like, can I do this being a mom like, I'm back, guys, or? Yeah, so I was really trying, like, I was in my head about like, can I do this being a mom like, I really wanted to be like to like, picture perfect mom, like, I don't want to give my kids trauma and I was like, so scared about like going back. But then I kind of like, all that time when he was gone, I was alone a lot.

So I got to think I'm like, if she's going to get made fun of, she already is like, I already did the point. I'm already all over the internet, but at that point I was broke. Like, I had nothing to even show for it. So I'm like, let me just like milk this shit as much as I can because I'm already out there. Like, if she's gonna get made fun of,

which is what I was worried about if I came back, like that ship has already sailed, but I already did that. And I'm so glad I did because, you know, now I just like killed the last couple of years and, you know, now I just like killed the last couple of years and, you know, I have her and my second daughter had another baby too. Okay. I have both of their like colleges all say for their private school already all say for.

So they're already set. Honey, before you criticize me about what the boys were making fun of you for at school, look at that amount of money I made on only things. Right. Right. Also, is she the only person who's getting impregnated from anal? How is she getting pregnant during all of these seasons she's doing?

It's either the cuck-hussbinder, whoever she's bringing home. I do love that thought process. You know, I wanna raise my children in a respectable way and I want them to, I wanna be a good role model for them. But I already fucked up, so I wanna get it there want to be a good role model for them, but I Already fucked up so I was gonna do it. What's a little more? Yeah, I was gonna stop doing coke at your my parents my kids are Barber. I'm like, well, I mean I've already been doing coke for so long. I was just keep doing color to cut the TV It's up to me. Yeah, I Wonder if my daughter is gonna have trauma if I'm squirting my breast milk into the mouth of a podcast. Yeah

It could be a problem, I don't know. So I thought this was interesting because the one I was listening to, they start talking about, and with this, Devina woman, she talks about how size matters. She's like, I need to be with like a pretty big guy for it to even work for me. And that leads directly into an head read,

which is the only seamless thing that happens on this show for some reason. We wanna talk about plastic surgery for men, and it's called penuma, and you are gonna be able to add one to two inches of length and girth and it is the first FDA cleared. First of its kind, surgical enhancement,

four men and it's like brought to you by like some NASA technology. So you're gonna have a penis from the moon and it's gonna be skyrocketing. Why is NASA developing this technology? Is my first question. Why is everything from NASA? It's like, we got this NASA technology

to make sure dick bigger. Well, I mean, when's the last time we sent somewhere to the moon, they're getting bored over there. Yeah, I'm thinking, I can only imagine the boss being like, headerset. What have you been working on this month? We haven't been any progress on this rocket at all. I know.

Wait till you see this rocket. Wait till you see this. At least he were able to sell it to a company or something. Otherwise, we're like, we're wasting our time here. We're getting funding for what? Well, wait, you said possibly two inches. Okay. I think Congress will be okay with that. We could probably get another round of funding. I'm listening. Yeah. I like that they have a promo code for $1,500 off. Holy shit. What is this like? It's not going to be crazy. Not that too.

It's just your business. I'm losing money. Fucking nuts. If you want to play, I mean, if you think that's nuts, these ladies get pretty wild. When you hear number 19, this is like her dream scene. I get like what she most hopes can happen on only fans. Yeah, do you have like a dream collab that you haven't had that you want to have? I guess it's not a dream collab, but it's a dream scene. Oh a dream scene. I want a train ran on me so bad, so bad. Like, I'm not talking like five guys. Like, I want like 20. What?

That's it. I thought I read that you did something, like gangbingy, a blow bang. Oh, with the teen guys, the coms on the face, yeah. Yeah, but they didn't have sex with me. Because it was like for a company, so it was like, oh. It was 14 or 15 guys that I sucked off all at once.

Wait, like, if you want a row or like what? No, they were like, I'm like in the middle of a circle of everyone's don't dick at my face. Oh, oh, oh, my God. He's like, oh my God, I'm like trying to get it. I have another. No, no, no. Ah yes, what a dream, like counting sheep.

Yeah, I personally think that if you want to have a train run on you by 20 guys Don't talk about it's like a lawsuit don't talk about it. Just do it. Yeah Fuck 20 guys at once like no, no, no, no, no, no, listen, I'm not believing you at all until you do it Prove you can do amount of women. I heard blathering on and on about I want 20 cocks in my face. Ladies just do it. Yeah, right exactly. It's like I don't believe you anymore. You've been saying this for years.

It's just not happening. I have one more clip that I want to play and then I'll let you play us out and this is interesting because they're asking about her family. So Divina D, believe it or not, has like a mom and a brother and, you know, people who might find what she does or why to work, not all that respectable. And so they ask her, why are they cool with that or what's going on? She tells this story. To her, my mom actually just told me the other day that someone she works with was like, hey, I recognize your daughter from Instagram and I follow her only fans. And I was like, hey, I recognize your daughter from Instagram. And I follow her only fans.

And I was like, what kind of fucking like, and that shit calls me and yelling at me. And I'm like, what kind of psycho from work would like bring that up to someone? Someone's like, keep that to yourself. Like, 100% agree. I don't know who this psychopath is at work that has to be like, by the way, your daughter.

Yeah, she's taking 13 dicks interact Not only fast like why are you? Subscribe to that a it'd be telling me and I'm cruel used to talk about this all the time Did he talk shit about his wife or his family or his parents or something on the radio? Those people don't listen to a show But of course someone would be like hey, did you hear what your husband was saying about you? Like what what why did you feel it needs to tell her that? Well, who is that helping who are you helping by giving that information over?

Well, she wanted to compliment it. Your daughter does magnificent work. Yeah, I know. I'm a huge fan. Could you give me an autographed ex-savvy visitor? Well, if you wanna hear about some solid parenting, I believe it's a clip number 16, I think. We learn how Carmen disciplines her children,

and she makes it fun. You know what, when I tune into this podcast, I wanted to learn about like what's on only fans, and what do I get if I subscribe, but I also wanted to learn how to be a better parent. So I'm glad that they're including this kind of win-win. Perfect, yeah. Win-win-win-win.

It's been like a month ago. What the hell do you have? You have milk in your bowl? Yeah, you want some or what? Don't pay jealous. Those pasties are doubling his nipple cover. You get the score to booby. I'm not from here. Are you really? Carbid. That shit goes.

My oldest daughter like she's not listening like yummy squirt. You should know. You have to do it. There's a trajectory. Tell me you're you can hit me. I'm running away. I'm running away. It's running away. I'm running away. It's like a water park.

What's the whole stuff about that? Will this daughter be traumatized? I don't know. I don't have the information. Look, we can't afford a slip-and-slide. This is good. It's going to get far as. Okay. She's just holding it like fucking, you fucking better's back up.

We can go back into the pod daddy segment. He's back. And he helps educate us on what exactly makes a porn star? And this is just a good lesson that the church is, it's days are numbered because this is the type of people it's creating. Clip number 21. Okay.

To like explore everything. So with your family, like this was never talked about, like how was the family? Is your family conservative religious? Are they super open? They are very Catholic. So yeah, like I went to church like three times a week, like very religious, like my dad said everything was bad like when I had that sleep over Where I mean these girls had sex one of them went and told their mom and they were like all scared about it

I guess and so my dad sat me down He's like if you have sex you'll get rest and you'll go to jail So then I thought like if you have sex you'll get like get thrown in jail the cops will find you Yeah, but then I'm like more intrigued by him like what is this thing that I can't know what it is? It's kind of how I feel about some of your job's kids. Wait, what? What will happen if I do that? Everyone report Carl.

He's talking about them again. Yeah, dude. This is not a good advertisement for Catholicism. No, it's not a good advertisement for any for porn, for religion, for any other, right? They're neutral. They somewhere in the middle is where you have to be. Yeah.

Listen, if you want to have a sleepover and fuck some of your friends, that's cool. But just make sure no one's telling their parents about it, please. That's my only rule here. We don't kiss and tell in this house. Well, again, it's funny you bring up telling parents because clip number 22 is where we find out,

I mean, she comes from religious families, so the obvious question is, what is her dad think about all of this? It's always weird because there's always someone weird there. But isn't this, doesn't just say something really cool about your father that he still has a relationship with you? He does, yeah, and he loves me. Like, I know he doesn't want to talk like he just can't fix certain things,

but he still loves me like in here or there like when he when I just got my car and wrapped it pink, he's like you know what I am really proud of you that when you put your mind to something like you make sure it happens. So like when he says he's proud of me for stuff like that and he knows clearly in the back of his mind. She better get this fucking train that yeah, she better put her mind to it make that happen And he says he's proud of me for stuff like that and he knows clearly in the back of his mind how I'm getting the money to do these things Like it is nice knowing that he's still accepting it because his mind set is like way back in the day like there is no Understanding you know of like he's just very judgmental naturally. It's not way back in a day.

Even today, there are girls that are having some major issues just wearing a certain outfit. What? What? Well, even to the pod daddy to put it all into perspective. Yeah, we go to the house. There is no way back in the day. It's a shame.

Even today, some fathers would be ashamed of their daughters. Squirting breast milk at their grandchildren. On the other hand, yeah, go figure. I guess I don't have too much left. I guess number 10 is where we hear a little more about the relationship between her and her husband. And I guess to set this up, the best way to kind of say this, obviously the husband has to be pretty supportive, to put up without, to be, you know, tolerant of all this. That's a lot to deal with.

I would imagine. And this is kind of an example of how tolerant she is in the opposite direction. How did you met him and you guys grow up together? How did you know? I met him and I'm okay I met him when I was going out with his friend. I will I met his friend at his apartment we went out that night but then I ended up fucking my husband instead. Well I was trying to like shoot him away from me at first to be honest like I was good. Yeah my now husband who's following me around the club like this is when I was still active in my addiction. Is this Michigan? No the club like this is when I'm still active in my addiction

Is this Michigan? No, no, no, this is LA No, we're in LA and he just like would not stop following me around. I left the club He showed up where I was like he was determined. I don't know why I was a mess like I was right on the sheet But club with no shoes on like that kind of girl like not cute. I yeah Your classic meat cute story. How do mom meet dad? But I actually fucked up. I met clip number 11.

It shows how tolerant he is of all this. I just want to see a sitcom where he's recounting the story for his kids. How I fucked your mother. I want to fuck. Your mom was a drunken mass. She's spilling coke out of her purse. I'm following her out the club.

Well, and the funny thing is he's like a military guy and apparently straight laced, like he doesn't want to fuck around on her or anything. Yeah, right, right. This is how she pays them back. I like though too, earlier that other that could be played where they have an open relationship but he doesn't want to fuck anyone else because they're not as hot as she is. I mean, what a pretty surprised. What are we talking about?

I mean, you could do better. I would say. So he joined the military after you guys were already together. Yeah, he joined the military because like, I was, I feel like he maybe felt like, it was probably his first time like the girls making more money than him. Okay. Cause you were doing your modeling or you were doing the port. Okay, he was just like, fuck, I've got to like step it up. Yeah, I feel like he felt like he had to like do more

and he was working, he was a club promoter when I met him. And then when I got sober, he quit that job because I was like, well, if you could be a nightlife, I can be there. So he quit that job. He started working at gym, doing personal training. And then it just, you know, wasn't bringing in a lot of money.

And I think he saw, I was like, well, I don't know where this is really going. And then, but he joined the military. And he came home and told me, I joined the military. I was like, well, you're single because I'm not being a military wife. Like, like, hell no. I just moved myself to LA. I was just getting really successful and porn. And I didn't want to. So I actually broke up with him and he was just one take no for an answer. And he just like, finesse, he's like, no, I promise.

Like, it'll only be like a stepping stone just to get like, which, yeah, now he's out now. But he knew that if he got went through the military to do like an IT job he'd get paid, you know. How could you degrade yourself by joining the military? I wouldn't put up with it. Yeah, right. This guy is a co- I love that in a relationship when the woman is just like, oh, okay, well then I won't date you.

I want to have a conversation about it. You're just out, 10 the guys like, okay, I'm sorry. Also, I've never heard of someone who's just like I got to start making some more money. I'm gonna join the military Yes, about a great strategy, but all right, you say it's out. I Think that's pretty much all I got yeah All right, so I have to say it Mike cuz I was pulling these clips. I'm watching the show and it doesn't have very often Drew Lane every time I go on his show, he's like, it's Carl gonna like this podcast and I,

I'd like you to this, I've advertising for this podcast. Guys, really? Check it out. Check out Inside Oldly Fans. If, just for Kayla Warren, being drunk and high and just being ridiculous. Yeah, I can't say it's something I had listened to, but it's certainly the most entertaining, if any of the podcasts you've given me when I've been on here, it's probably

the most entertaining, I would say. Yeah, I was I was amused by it. Let's put it that out. I'm not popping. They're like, Oh, do Joe Rogan fuck that. I got a inside only fans. I'm not at that point with that that but Ladies, congratulations. You've beat Chris, uh, Chris D'Aleon, Brendan Schob in my book for sure. Yes. All right. Speaking of podcasts, I love to listen to. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show.

Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you I don't tell you. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I don't tell you. Because that's absurd.

Free water! Just dropped a new episode yesterday. Try Patty Broken Skull is getting back on a schedule again. Thank goodness he was gone for a new episode yesterday. It's right. Paddy broken skull is getting back on a schedule again. Thank goodness he was gone for a little while there. He's exciting. I've never been on for a petty seat cups episode. Oh, this is exciting because it starts off with the weirdest shout out I've ever heard out of podcasts before.

And I've heard some shout outs out podcasts before, but nothing like this. But it will say, hey, shout out to my commitment to even doing a podcast by myself for this long, even if it's not this one. I've been podcasting since 2017. It's a lot of years of podcasting. And the longest time I've taken off was that time that you guys just endured right there. And I say endured because guess what? You came back.

I want to say, Mike, thanks for coming out and shout out to me. For having Mike on the show, it produced a Chris and doing a podcast. I think you deserve a shout out for the week you took off when you went to the South Park thing. That's what you shout out to me for not putting out a midweek episode

when it was in restaurants. Not doing all that work. Yeah. Only Patrick and who can start a show off by explaining how amazing he is for podcasting for so long. And the reason why he enjoys podcasting is because he enjoys how funny he is. I do, of course, still enjoy being funny. How would you know that?

How would you know if you enjoy that? That'd be like me saying, I enjoy taking a private jet to the Bahamas. I probably would, but I don't know that I enjoy that. I imagine it would be fun. Let's see some evidence. Yeah. I've never understood Patrick Michael's deal.

I don't know a lot about him. No one does. What do you think I figured it out? I'm glad, because there's a listening, I'm like, I didn't get the obsession at first, and then I went back and listened to you guys when you did him the first time,

was chewed gum or whatever it was. And I was like, okay, you know what, I'm starting to get the fast-national, but he's an enigma. He's an enigma. And he's the most prolific podcaster in the history of podcasting. And I was wondering, so he says that he's funny,

and he misses being funny, and he enjoys being funny, but I've never heard him be funny on a podcast and I've listened to hundreds of hours of him on a podcast. And then I find out that he's not talking about podcasting. Even during those times when I would mic up on the Fortnite game, it was still like, oh, I'm the funniest dude in the room

And everybody knew it dude Everybody knew it. This isn't something that I perceive this is something that was legitimately happening So when he plays Fortnite he's the funniest guy in the room hands down That is funny. Is it possible to have a skill when you're doing something else you don't normally have like when I'm on the west coast I could juggle knives, but only when I'm on the west coast You don't understand you don't hear the timing with which he yells the N word The most creative gay bar words you've ever heard what I'm playing fart night So he talks about how he's so funny when he plays for tonight and everyone loves him. He's got all these Fortnite friends who like to play with them and he brings everybody

together because the people want to hear his jokes. To the point where I had a consistent group of people that wanted to play and sometimes they were people that didn't even have a microphone. They still came and they still enjoyed themselves because of what I brought, what I did on the microphone. People enjoyed Fortnite because of his jokes. Not because it's a video game they enjoy. Don't give a fuck about the game. They don't care about the game. They just want to hear Patty Seacops and what he's up to. It's funny people take a, people take the jet blue from Rochester, New York,

just to hear my musings. I mean, who's in New York? There's no reason to go there. There's hope and I'm on the plate, too. Cracking eyes about the peanuts. What a fucking idiot. I love, when I hear guys like Patrick Michael, I'd love to know the real darkness behind him.

Like when the mics go off, what does he cry himself to sleep about? You know what I mean? Like he can't be this delusional all the time, right? I am so glad you just said that because that segues perfectly into why he's no longer playing Fortnite. And I think this is why he took off podcasting

for a couple of months. And now he's back to podcasting. I think he was addicted to Fortnite and cracking up all his buddies on Fortnite and then this happens. But I'll be honest, dude, a lot of those people that I was playing with no longer play with me anymore because I got very serious in one of these games recently and lost it on a guy. Essentially, he was just telling him, hey man, we lost because of you, you dumb fuck.

So he lost his temper because he lost to give a fortnight and he's blaming this guy to give fucking asshole, fucking fucking fucking, he said, cover me. I don't even know, I do a fortnight is. I don't know what someone would fuck up to. Luz, how you were on the right track? Okay, probably something like that. Howoonz. How you were on the right track? I think you probably something like that. How old are you guys, Patrick, Michael? Do you know? About 35, 36 at this point.

I was saying, yeah. Oh no. I know, you'd think he's like 22, right? Yeah, that's why I assumed. Yeah, would you hear him talk? It's hilarious. He talks to a high school all the time. But yeah, that's two decades ago, what do you mean?

Well, that's a, I mean, that's a cl- Stuttering John, Opie, all these guys. They live in the glory days, even though they mean? Well, that's a, I mean, that's a cl- Stuttering John, OP, all these guys, they live in the glory days, even though they probably weren't even that popular in high school. Right. But that's kind of when they peeked, so they still think of that fondly.

Well, it's easier to pretend things were good when you don't remember them as well. You know, when you wake up every day and you're off your hood and it sucks. Yeah, this bloke. Yeah, this bloke. Thanks for so much better. So, this is interesting because everyone he used to play with

doesn't want to play with him anymore. So I exploded, I lost it, and some people couldn't handle it. Some people couldn't handle it. So they're gone. And that's fine because dude, I never wanted to mic up in the first fucking place essentially because of that. He never even wanted to mic up in the first fucking place. Essentially because of that. He never even wanted to have a microphone in Fortnite. I'm not even supposed to be here today.

Oh fuck you. I love it. He's just like, I was just doing this because you guys needed me to be hilarious. And yeah, it was my fucking cool we lose. You have to get with the bad with me. If I were able to see, I wonder if I would catch a glimmer of sadness in Carl's eye, when a man who just left like a real-world job

for full-time podcasting had to set up a clip with, all right, so this grown man lost his friends. Friends are mad at him, he's not playing a video game anymore. Let's hear it. Dude, when I love his day, he took the two months off, he needed to reset and refocus. He's done just that.

Because he's right back into form. I love when he talks about his personal life and things that are going on, blaming everyone but himself. Because everyone else has fought. Like, you heard him say, I dressed this guy down for making my team lose, and they couldn't handle it.

These fucking assholes couldn't handle the truth. The truth bottom up band broke up after that. Yeah, it's great. And what's fun is that this would be a perfect answer if you were in an interview for a job. And the question was how do you like working and collaborating with coworkers? This would be the perfect answer for that. I love working with a team I've always been very good with a team But I have a very particular role that I like to have in the team and that's the leader if I'm not the leader of the team, dude Fuck off

How do you work with others? They answer to me is how I work with others Or they can fuck the fuck off. I am And if any of you want to be the leader, they can suck my dick I'm like, how does teamwork work in your mind? They do what I say. That's how teamwork Collaboration a very specific role. Everyone passes the ball to me very specific role. Everyone passes the ball to me. So this is great because then he tries to make an analogy about being the leader of a group with driving a car. It's like any driving, any type of driving, it only makes sense for you to be the driver and an accident occur for you to find comfort rather than being the passenger

and being like, oh, you killed me. You killed me because you're a bad driver. Whereas if you're the one driving, is this making sense? Probably not. No, he knew he was a deep shit. It's like driving. He's like, where am I going? Can you guys tell me, is that like driving?

I don't know. Ha ha ha ha. In, in, in, Patty broken skulls broken head. He thinks that if you're going to lose a game, it needs to be your fault. You can't lose because of someone else's fault. Certainly. Because then you're going to get really pissed off the other person.

Even though you probably would have lost it, it would have been your fault if you were the one who was trying to make it happen. But that's fine, because then it's your fault. That's what I might take away anyway. So, next, Patrick and Michael started talking about basketball. And I guess he's been watching these videos on YouTube and there's these guys who play basketball,

and I don't even know what he's talking about, trying to follow along. But he gets lost in his own ramblings because he's talking about, and you're, you're, used to be a sports guy anyway, Mike. Used to be, yeah. Yeah, are you familiar with a Hooper?

I mean, I can imagine what it is. I don't know if I would use that term. I've never heard that term before. I used to listen to a lot of sports talk. Maybe it's an newer thing, but I guess basketball player is known as a hooper. Okay. And when Patrick Michael talks about this,

he immediately gets reminded of Hula Hoops. And that takes him in a spiral. This is like when Jim Norton was on the show not to name drop, but he brought up a really good point. You can hear a guy just spiraling when they can't stop talking and they have no idea where they're going. Any real hooper, and I don't even like saying hooper, how about just any real baller? Can we just get back to baller?

That was a thing, right, until it started meaning a guy that has a lot of money in cars, right? Can we just be a baller because we play basketball still? Or do we have to say hooper? Because I'm telling you right now, I'm not down with it because I've never been good at the Hula Hoop, and that's what it sounds like. A Hula Hooper sounds like the girl that's on most fucking,

you know, stinky, you know, sleeveless shirt wearing, poor facial haired, facially haired truck driving guys put on their dash, right? I've really missed him. Can anyone tell me what just happened? I pulled that clip, but I'm still like, what is he talking about? I love the idea of Patrick Michael walking by someone hoolhooping and just having a thousand yard stare on like he can't play as the PTSD gets when he thinks about it. But then it turned into a Hulu person,

the dash of a truck driven by a guy who's smelly and that's facial hair. You know what, it's a little com Myersesque where you're listening to someone with no life experience, try and pretend that they have it. Does that make sense at all? Yeah, it's coming up with things that don't exist, but he thinks like he sounds like an adult when he talks.

Yeah, Tom Myers when he sets things up, was like, you know like when your girlfriend says, see, and I'm like, all right, or stop right there. Tom, whatever you're about to say, he's not gonna make any sense to anyone. Right, I can guarantee you that. Is he thinking of, what's the Hawaiian dance that they do?

The Hula? Is it a Hula? Or Lula? I don't know. Yeah, they do it. They don't make me sound like the idiot. I'm making fun of Patrick. He got to my-

I'll take half of his out. Because it started with girls doing, using Hula hoops, and then it turned into like, some figure on a dash of a truck. Stop staring at me like that, producer, Chris, I'm turning into Patrick Michael. And I don't like it.

I'm loving it. That's a Patrick Michael needs, is a producer staring at Michael. What are you doing? Why, why are you still talking? Well, I love it when you bring the Waka Waka. All right. So now, honestly though,

that moment is the beauty of your show where if John, Stuttering John or OP or Patrick Michael or any of these people just did that, what you just did, you wouldn't be making fun of him. If they had a moment of a single moment of self awareness, they wouldn't be his mockup. Just catch yourself every now and again. Yeah. All right. Now he's talking about some basketball team he watches on YouTube and he catches himself

for being boring. But the team is ever changing. So there's an East Coast squad, West Coast squad. I know most of you don't give a fuck about this, but if that's the case, find another show. It doesn't make any sense. Okay, what I'm talking about is meaningless to everyone who's listening to this and then that's followed by, so why are you listening to this? Dude, you're mad at yourself, not at me. Don't take this out at me.

If you don't, you should only be talking about, should you don't know anything about it? They go fuck yourself. Yeah, you should, I mean, I get that like, and they're things I talk about. Where I'm like, Hey, I know some people might not like this, but it's what I'm interested in. But when you've been doing it for a certain length of time, you should kind of filter out some of those people.

You know what I mean? Like you shouldn't be confrontational with them. But when you've been doing it for a certain length of time, you should kind of filter out some of those people. You know what I mean? You shouldn't be confrontational with them 10 years into your doing your podcast or whatever Patrick Michael's at. And confrontational is the good way to put it because literally he's angry at people who listen to his show. Yeah.

He calls us out and he's like, oh, you guys came back. I was off for two months. You're all back listening again. You fucks. Yeah. Yeah, stupid idiots. Like, it's you who fuckin' listening to my show.

What do you have, what do you have, what do you have, what do you have, what do you my show. What are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, Dobby? Yeah, it's the opposite of turning the gun on yourself. He starts out with the gun on itself and then he's like, oh, what are you looking at? Yeah. Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo, P This is something new I didn't know about Patrick Michael Wavves Notre Dame. Makes sense. He's from Indiana. And he talks about how good they used to be. And he says something that's a little bit odd here. But just Notre Dame football, man. Huge, huge throughout my family, throughout my family history and all that good stuff. Bend to many games had season tickets at one point,

and fuck, man, I got to see them do really, really well. I've got to see them do really shitty, and it is fun to know that I got to live that lifetime. And I know a lot of us did. So I'll tell you guys, I saw the Cubs win the World Series in 2016, and that was some lifetime. I really got to live that lifetime, which is really neat. You're like, no more disparity.

I like that he just says things that don't make any sense. So he's talking about the Manchitao documentary that just came out on Netflix. Right, right. And so this guy was catfished over 10 years ago. And this is what, so Patrick obviously is a fan of his, because he's a noted game guy. So this is petty seecups take on why this came out.

Man, I tell you, it has a documentary that just came out on Netflix and it is essentially just about, hey man, I got catfished really bad. The girl died, but also wasn't real. I don't know it's very fucked up. And it's one of those documentaries that they had to put out or chose to put out or went out of their way to make to help quail the story okay. Quail the story this is a conversation no one's had for at least nine years now. I like that when that came out that was a major story.

Yeah. So I liked that a huge new story that happened 10 years ago. Patrick Michael still doesn't quite wrap his head around. Yeah. I don't get it. Did she die or was she real? I just don't know. I just love that he says they had to put out that

man title documentary. Just get people to shut up about it. I guess I didn't even in the league anymore. No one's talking about it. If you brought up the name man title this three months ago, people would shut up about it. I guess I'm even in the league anymore. No one's talking about it. If you brought up the name, Mantaiteil, there's three months ago, people would go, oh yeah, I guess I remember him. Right.

You'd probably remember the catfish thing because it was a crazy story. Right. But that's definitely not why they put out a doc because they're just like, we just need to get people to stop. If anything, it's gonna be people talking about it. We're gonna ride off this bus. Yeah, right.

We can't have people talking about Obi-Wan Kenobi anymore. I want to're gonna ride off this bus. Yeah, right. We can't have people talking about Obi-Wan Kenobi anymore. Let's do a mini-series. Yeah. We got us to shut him up. That's gonna work. And you brought up Chewd gum. That was his movie review podcast.

Okay. And if you remember on Chewd gum, he would talk about movies that got 48% on Rotten Tomatoes. And he would say, this is the best movie I've ever seen in my life. talk about movies that got 48% on Rotten Tomatoes and he would say, this is the best movie I've ever seen in my life. He didn't seem to be too discerning when it came to movies. He just liked everything that he saw. Well, this summer, Patti went out to the movie theaters

to see Top Gun Maverick. Let's hear his take on that. Nah man, it was trash. Boring as fuck. There's not one thing in that movie that stood out to me. I mean, I haven't seen this movie, I've heard it's pretty good. But there's not one thing.

How about the fact that none of it CGI? That's pretty fucking cool, right? The fact that all of this was actually shot with fighter jets in the air, performing always maneuvers and the actual actors in those fighter jets as they're doing that. That seems pretty cool. Well, I just think it's interesting

that he tackled such a unique subject. It's the one movie no one has talked about in the last 10 years. Yeah, fine, we got his take on it. It's gotta be a contrarian, I guess. Just say, yeah, no, that shit sucks. Well, he did in the past talk about movies that he hadn't seen.

That's true. Yeah. Oh, actually, I would love that. If you just had a show where you reviewed movies, you haven't seen yet. That's true. Yeah. Oh, and actually I would love that. If you just had a show where you reviewed movies you haven't seen. That could be a segment. That's a really good idea. I'm into it, man. And you gotta bring up at least three things you like or hate about it.

Oh, okay. Yeah. That's good. It's a game. Just a doubt. I get to doubt for it. That's a good idea. All right.

So, Patty Brogan's call, welcome back, buddy. Glad that you're putting out shows, you're back into your earlier form, because you lost it for a while there, man, but we're happy to have you back. There's one guy who hasn't lost it at all, if anything. It just keeps getting crazier and crazier. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Yeah! And I want to start off this segment with a couple of song parodies people sent in

This first one we played on the bonus show So the people get a sneak peek if they subscribe But I have to play it on the regular show because it's so good and it made me very happy that Tony Muscrat Put this together the 25th Kenoga Park dad Lerversary We must stop dirty language from getting to our children's ears. We must go fight the source of it. But what is the source?

Oh, that's me. Dives have changed the trolls of getting worse. Kevin and the GQP are just a bunch of jerks. Should we blame the liberal censoring speech and comedy? I'll just break my mug and chug my teeth! Blame Patreon! Blame Patreon! Kevin's a racist turd calling my kid the F-slur. Blame Patreon! Blame Patreon!

They even said the redskins were faulty. Don't blame me! We're doing radio! People call me sexist, but we're just doing a show. Anthony took it over, ranting on crime stats. And now the O&A fans are obsessed! Blame Anthony, Blame Anthony! All my talents overlook, so I scratch my athletes foot. Blame Anthony, Blame Anthony!

I could be bigger than Joe Rogan anyway. Well, Kevin is a prank. He's a racist. It would be bigger than Joe Rogan anyway Kevin is a break he's a racist breaks a big is breaking the whole white world if Danva was a prick spreading hate in life He even makes fun of my transgender girl. I mean boy. Oh, Wednesday's a present today He's a brick Wednesday again. He's a giant prick on a Friday when he asked Chrissy man He's a super major racist slanderers prick. I mean, gums. I really mean it hamburger He's a racist fucking prick Fuck you Kevin him Who's the boy who hates the Trumpers? Starting fights with whoever remetes.

Has no facts or mental capacity? Everyone knows it's John! What? That's me. Who's the boy who doesn't wipe his asshole? Grins, tape lines coming off of his feet. Pixette scabs on his palms and fingers. And whatever the book is going on with his teeth Has three shirts that he wears in rotation

And wipes his sweat on whenever he cleans Who's that rascal? Who's training roaches To take the shape of the bedwary sleeps And who's that dabble? Who can't feel a single bleacher? Everyone knows it's John! Well that's me! Dude. Fared to death, right? Everyone knows it's John. Well, that's me Dude fat dad. Yeah, don't even scratch And the very least I like the whole thing

I think the blame Canada part might be the best parody song you've gotten. Yeah, I agree that was excellent That's fantastic. I did an opi. What in there? I got a beautiful setter and John one in there I have another one that just came in from Dino and This is everyone's favorite song WAP and a song parody for that In this house There's some cool in this house. There's some cool in this house. I said I need a dream house Seven days a week My PayPal fund some chemo therapy Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll do what I want with the PayPal money

You all listen to my show because I'm very funny So don't question what I do with the PayPal money I already got kicked out of the bar and substitute teaching is very hard Check the PayPal and donate so we can take down the dotard. Don't infring my copyright lawsuits coming down the pipe. Our words F-slus in words too. My lawyer is prepared to sue. There's some coos in this house. There's some coos in this house. There's some coos in this house. Alright, very good. Also a fun parody coming in from Dino. Thank you for that.

Did you see, I think you did. I said this over to you. Oh, you should, I sure did. This latest rant from Stuttering John, addressing Anthony Cumia, who we played on this show, talked about how John was doing his very likely illegal as he's asking for donations, charitable donations, to fund someone's chemotherapy treatment.

And he says, just give the money to me, and I'll take care of everything on the backend. Don't even worry about it. All right. So that got under John's skin a little bit. In fact, there is a tweet he put out where he says, a certain criminal decided to falsely claim that I was pocketing money from donations I was getting for a friend whose spouse is undergoing chemo. This dope started saying, why not go fund me?

Well stupid, the person wants to remain anonymous. Think before you accuse ass wipe. Does John not understand? Does he really not understand that the accusation was, I mean, you guys alluded to that. It might not be real or whatever, but even if it is real, the illegal part is soliciting donations to something that is not a charity. Correct. And think about this. So you're getting income through your PayPal, because you're asking for donations, which I would imagine you would obviously claim

the IRS would know about the money that you're bringing in. So whether or not you hand that over to somebody else, you have to pay the taxes on that. So he's paying an income tax on something that he's going to just donate to somebody. Doesn't make any fucking sense at all. Nobody would do that. It's really stupid.

And he's acknowledging, I don't want to spoil the clip, but he acknowledges that you guys were right in the way that he changes how he presents. Let's get right into it. Here we go. There's PayPal.me. Slash, John Melinda's ink, if you want to donate to the show, that's right, to the show.

PayPal.me. Slash, John Melinda's ink. the show, that's right, to the show. PayPal.me slash John Melinda's Inc. So already he stopped saying that you're donating towards someone's chemo. All right, he's already changed this. You donate to the show when you do the payout. Oh, you think I'm doing something wrong? Well, let me change everything about how I thought that. I tell you that I wasn't doing anything wrong.

I completely changed what I'm doing. I'll show you the chats, which are, I know people donated and asked me to give it to the person whose spouse is going through chemo and that person who I immediately text, and I will be sending the person a check. Well, actually, I, I've been to another one of the chat is here and then they, and they issued the check.

Because time out, okay, now it's even more conservative than I thought it was. He's getting money through PayPal. He then takes that money. He does the accounting on the back end. And then he then mows that to another person in his chat room Who then decides to write out a check to the person who needs the chemo? Why would that be John? Hey, go on the post-up side. He hates going to the post office. This is the guy who said

He mailed this person a gift from the guy at the bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, remember that. Oh, yeah, right He was going to the post office that and all. Right. He was going to the post office then. And all of a sudden, he hates going to the post office, which why would you need to mail a check in 2022? He's not gonna have to go to the post office. Nobody needs to write a check. I love that he thinks that writing a check is an important part of this.

Why? No one needs to write a check for anything. Are you suggesting this sounds like a man that might be lying? I don't think so. I don't think so either. I think he really is this stupid. All right, Mike Gary. I don't think so. I don't think so either. I think he really is this stupid. All right, Mike Gary.

I don't think I can be sued for saying it's literally just stupid because if you try to prove that he's not. Oh yeah. I can look at that case. Oh, Mark. I have a lot of evidence in my side. Holy shit, how kind of a lute of this, that's.

There's Venmo with him. But see, there's a paper trail. There's a Venmo, there's the incoming through the paper. And then there's the paper trail. Yeah, but we don't see it. Nobody can see it except for you, John. There's a paper trail, we yeah. Right, there is for any transaction,

but I'm not in your bank account, so I don't know. John's paper trail ends in a box propped up with a stick like he's owner of fun. Yeah. I'm right into my web, Carl. You see? You see? That is why a certain criminal thinks

it's OK to accuse me of stealing. And suddenly is now saying that I lost all my lawsuits. Well, let's see. This is what he's saying. This is his first argument against Anthony Cooper to say what you're doing because he legal. And then he said, I lost all my lawsuits. Well, let me tell you about the lawsuit I had

with Sharon Stone in 1993. Like, oh my lawsuits, try half. Yeah, right. Try most. not all. Dummy. Let's see the person who assaulted a very young woman, wait till young for him in my opinion, but he has a criminal record, of course. But he's saying that I don't have a paper trail.

And he's also saying the paper. He didn't that I don't have a paper trail. And he's also saying that the person- He didn't say you don't have a paper trail. He said, you can't solicit funds to your private PayPal for a charitable cause. That's what everyone is saying. He said the paper trail is leading to something illegal. He's trying to save you, John. Yeah, right. It doesn't- What everyone's been pointing out,

is that, John, stop what you're doing right now. Unless you're actually going to file with the state that this is a charitable donation, and all the things you need to do, I think, muttering J on Twitter did the research. And John, here's what you got to do. You got to register in the state. I gotta do this.

I'm gonna fill out this for. It's like, if there's a lot of steps involved. So it would be afraid to have the name mentioned if I was to sue. Now the person said it was okay if it came to that. So now this pop-faced criminal. All right, so he doesn't say Anthony's name, but it makes it very clear who he's talking about. With the same insults, he's been saying about Anthony for 20 years now. I can tell you guys didn't agree with me

when I said it before the show, but for some reason there's something funny about Stuttery John reducing broadcasting legend Anthony Cumia to a criminal. Yeah, you know, you know that pop face criminal. It just makes me, yeah, pop face, I mean, that was in, I listened to pretty recently, the argument he had with Arty and Anthony.

He threw up Pockface 15 times in that argument five years ago, seven years ago, whatever it was his first go to. And it wasn't anything, it didn't even insult him. He was just like, that's immediately what he goes to. Always said, was your girlfriend. Always said was, hey, John, we let you use the studio and we thought maybe you'd like drop a tip

for the guys who stayed late and worked for you, produced your show, okay, back face! Like, no, that's not the argument that we're going for. Let me read to you the tweets that may or may not have come from one Anthony Cumia. It says, how many lawsuits is this imbicile going to file at one time? You do know if this fantasy lawsuit ever happened,

it won't. You'd have to let everyone know who the person we're helping was and supply full accounting of where the money went. Two lies you can't confirm, and then he follows that up with, I demand a full accounting of these funds. I still believe he pocketed any and all proceeds. So I like what he's doing there, because he's like,

listen buddy, if you want to supply the proof, go for it. And if you want to do that through a lawsuit, that's fine too. But why don't you prove to us, since you're the one saying that you're collecting this money, and then you're accounting for it on the back ad, maybe you can provide the paperwork for it. Your paper trail, the paper drill.

How many times do you think John's lawyers have to use the phrase, I don't understand. Why? I don't understand why you want to sue this person. How many times do John's attorneys say, shut the fuck up? Why do you keep talking about this? John, shut up. There's attorneys give him a season to say.

Yeah. It's continuing to accuse me of pocketing money. Yeah, that's funny. That's the funny, this is the thing that John doesn't understand. When we say John's asking for charitable donations and he's pocketing it, that's the joke. That's why people are jamming. But I know on your show, Vinny was kind of like,

eh, I don't know if he's necessarily doing that. And I think even Anthony was kind of like, I don't know if he's necessarily doing that. And I think even Anthony was like, listen, I don't know. I don't know if he's pocketing the money. No one knows. Even if he's not, he's going about it in an idiotic way. Yeah, so John focuses on the wrong thing here, of course. Now, first of all, anybody who knows me knows that my OCD would never allow me to do something like that,

which is why I don't steal. I just, I can't, I can't. He can't possibly steal money because there's OCD. That's why he can't clean his apartment. He can't keep a job, he can't steal. You think I stole this one? Here's a note from my doctor. What are they talking about?

And he needs a minute look and mission. John, I don't know you at all. And I've documented you lying. At least a dozen times now. Yeah, that's being nice. Bring myself. I don't even take free stuff at hotels. Pfft.

Okay. What do you think? Oh, go and get it up the bus now. Look, I could have tons of shampoos and I don't even wash my hair. Yeah, clearly. I will never use soap in a hotel in my home. Anywhere you try to give it to me. I don't even take free stuff from a hotel.

Would that be your go-to if you're trying to explain that you don't steal from people? No. No. I don't steal for people? No. No. I don't take the things they want me to take. Yeah. I will take your money for a chemo, but... Someone gave me a swag bag was and I punched for the face.

Yeah, right. I will not be accepting this game. Don't you know I'm a sick man? I have a medical condition. Every Christmas I'd punch my mom repeatedly. I was made a trip to the North Pole. What's he talking about? Yeah.

Because my conscience just wouldn't be able to handle that. That's just me. Well, that's just me. Oh, we can't. From OCD. Yeah, I know. Right. Yes, your conscience is very different than having OCD.

His OCD, because he lays it out in his book. His OCD is he has to take four steps to the toilet and piss in 3 a.m. because he's been drinking all day. And if he takes five steps that he has to go back and do it all over again, that's very different than like, and that's why I can't steal money. In an interesting way though, John would be a real hero if he stole because the odds he's overcoming to try and steal things. They're insurmountable. That's a good point. That would be funny if he's just like,

guys, I have good news, I overcame my OCD and pocketed all of the money. I've been in a lot of therapy, correct? And that's why I don't steal stuff. That's why you don't steal stuff, because you'd feel bad about it. Well, okay, well, that's good. I guess. I am in awe of his stupidity.

Yeah. This explanation's not helping him. He's not answering himself. Oh, you are the worst at this, dude. Yeah, holy shit. So I asked this, you mentioned Carl at the top of the show that I got into it with KFC, Kevin Clancy on Twitter. Yeah.

And he's so much bigger than me that at a certain point I was wondering like, you realize by responding, you're only helping me. Like this is this benefits only me that you're responding to this. And so in a different way, John is just giving you an Anthony and guys like that content. Is he how is he not aware of that? How is he not aware of that? Mike, he's talking to an audience who didn't think what he was doing was illegal because they're all brain dead idiots. So when he was asking for donations, they're like, here's five bucks towards chemo. Because they're fucking morons. I don't know the five boxes. I'm gonna go very far towards chemo treatment. What? You have a way of

putting things where I really understand them. And now I get it. So it's so funny to me that he goes out his show and has to explain all this stuff because it just makes him look bad. You're exactly right about that, Mike. I was thinking the same thing. So I would never steal anything. And as far as this person saw, who John's many losses and losses, well,

Pockface, the only, let's see, I sued Sharon Stone. She settled. Okay, she settled. All right. Because then bodyguard hit you and she could afford it. $30,000. That was a win for me. I'm suing serious XM and the first round as we did in fact loose. Yeah, with prejudice. It was dismissed with prejudice. That's losing. All right. That's a big old owl.

Well, for the folks at home that haven't heard this though, you hear a butt there. And Carl is kind of editing the audio in a way where you're like, okay, he lost, but obviously he has a good explanation. Oh yeah, here we go. But then we appealed and we held oral arguments and now we'll see what happens. I don't know if that was going to happen because I listened to the oral arguments. You're going to lose the judges could believe the case that Michael Bolpack brought to the like, wait, what are you even saying? How is this even a case?

They were so confused like I know you're a real attorney. What are you telling us right now? Sure, we lost once but we haven't lost the second time on the same case. Wait, do we lose twice? But it's not a loss yet Not a loss yet You said it not a loss yet. Not a loss yet. That's all right there. No, it was just way beyond that. Could you be if I did? Yeah, right. You said it was a loss. It's not a loss.

Yeah, yeah. Right, exactly. You did lose already. You appealed it, but it is a loss. It's a lot of appeal back. Like why, John, why would you think that's a defensive yourself? It's insane.

There should be a for every human being, I think, maybe not everyone, but most have a filter in their minds They're like okay, if I bring that up. It's gonna make it a lot worse for me. John just does not have that he doesn't So he brought up Sharon Stone's bodyguard punched him out and then they just settled So I don't think that was a lawsuit I think that was more of just like all right here's 30,000 bucks going they were in the wrong. Yeah, yeah Exactly and then his second example is, and we're suing Sirius XM,

which is the most frivolous of frivolous lawsuits ever, because I didn't care that they were using audio from me from the Howard Stern Show in the 90s, for 15 years, I didn't say a thing. And then when I had no money, all of a sudden, I was like, hey, you can't do that. It's such a ridiculous suit. So, why don't you keep your gun in a safe place

so you don't be caught on video screaming where the fuck is my gun? And try not to bite, or do whatever you did that got you arrested, I don't know. Can I point this out to, I know that he's obviously doing this for Anthony Sake. And you want Anthony to see this. But could you imagine being like Benny Lockeau

or one of these fucking ding bets who watches show like Andrea, Bauer, whatever? And they're just like, what is he talking about? Pop face had a God and there's biting. What is going on right now? Well, he knows what he's doing, I guess. You tell him, John. Well, here's just a brilliant argument by someone too, because it's like Anthony's a flawed human being.

He has the shit that he's dealt with over the years. But that's not an answer to, hey, why are you getting chemo donations and sending them through a third and fourth party to someone. This is how John argues. It was the same thing with how we got kicked out of the bar because the bartender said, you know, Joe Biden has dementia and he goes, but doesn't drop also. You're like, what the hell is that? I'm going to do with it.

So what? So what cares? What do you mean by that? In the Columbia and Iraq both rightfully pointed out that what he's doing is not above board. And John goes, yeah, but I think that Iraq got an internship when he was still in high school at a radio station. You had to be in college in order to get that. That also was a bad thing.

I'm just trying to remember something that Iraq does. The other thing I could think of. My beautiful, perfect boy. And you know, you had to go that far back. I know. I don't know. I was watching an O.B. the other day and he was saying that, I don't know, this is just him saying it's of course not me saying that, that, you know, that you were a racist. And that's not me, you know, I see what he's doing here.

You see what he's doing here. He wants to point out. Yeah,'s doing here. He wants to point out You want to do a Q's after you have things about a Q's again to the things. He's maybe it did consult attorney because this is pretty clever right here That's what's Opie says that he says that the great Patrice O'Neil knew that you were a racist. That's what that's what hope you were saying It's on the video. Yeah, you know, it's funny as I was following on the video. Yeah, you know what's funny is I was following mothering J on Twitter. And mothering J was saying that you've used racial slurs

and all the things that you're accusing me of and wanting to see Patreon over all things that you've done. Well, that's not me saying that. It's just videos that I saw on Twitter that mothering J had posted of you doing all of these things. I don't know. Well, listen, I'm not friends with Anthony, the way Carlos. I know you guys are best buddies, but I haven't listened to him for a long time.

And I don't, I cannot imagine that at this point in Anthony's life, someone says, hey, you're a racist. And Anthony's like, what? No, don't let that out. You're harming my brand, sir. Oh, no, my, the rules I've been putting on everyone is up. Hey, I'm in Patrice, soil got along famously, by the way. I think everyone, yeah, everyone knows that. It's ridiculous.

So that's what he was saying. I don't know if it's true. That's what he was saying. So I would, you know, I would stop these false accusations of me saying that I'm somehow stealing cash or I'll make them of you. Yeah, right. Exactly what you say.

I stop these false accusations of me or I'll say petri-sated you. You want to break the law and your show. I'll show you. I'll break the law and my show again. My new show is called Driving Wall Toxicated. It's where I drive around and drive and drinking all day and I videotape it. It's a view.

It's a view. Perfect. Someone whose spouse is going through chemo, okay? I would maybe not, you should really consult your attorney. It might not be a smart thing to accuse somebody of things when I have a paid betrayal this person has to pay betrayal and the other person also has to pay betrayal who is also in this chat. Holy shit John's explanation for well you got to at least show us the accounting if you're gonna do this.

Like, there's two other people who have the accounting. What else do you need? What do you mean? I'm sorry, because I'm in the environment. All this paper. Yeah, this is bad, I know. So a lot of paper, John's using. I think he meets paperwork, right? I guess. Fuck.

This is so convoluted. NFTs are easier to understand than what John's explaining right now. Ethereum makes way more sense to me that what John is trying to explain right now with this PayPal to Venmo to check writing to mailing to paper, to paper trail, to chemo. John's paper trail is a corn maze. No one can pick anything out of me. Yeah. The kids love my paper trail every October. Yeah.

Jesus Christ. That being said, I've already talked to the person who I sent the mini iPad to and I thought this person was going under going chemo treatment. They needed a mini iPad. Well, this is the best medicine. I got it back that up. What?

This person has to pay betrayal. And the other person also has the paper trail who is you know what's his name what's your lips don't dox people John yeah John why would anyone question what you're doing this person has the paper trail and this other person has the paper if you think I'm lying ask John Doe if I'm lying. It's such a straight. I can watch this video all day. Why don't we just do this today? Oh, it's set. Maybe he's thinking like, they're onto me.

Maybe if I bore the shit out of him, they'll leave me alone. I saw this on a radio to go on board. Just 18 more things. What else do I do? If you just shut up, we will all shut up. In this chat, that being said, I've already talked to the person who I sent the mini iPad to and I, and I've been mode the first payment and I would have been Amazon wish list

I thought it was a person who had cancer and now you're just getting them toys You think you got my back against the wall. I've already briled everyone involved I paid off the jury and it would give them all many iPads as well. And many soaps and chimp hoos from all over. I've sent too much. Which I paid for. That hotel excuse. I hope you use that one again.

Who I sent the mini iPad to and I, and I've been mode the first payment and I will send the next one out on the first, even though I don't get paid from YouTube to the 21st, but I'll still do it anyway. Wow. Excuse me. If he has done nothing wrong, why does he have to explain all this? Correct. Yeah. And why is it a credit for sending a payment 21 days before he gets the money when we know

John's so desperate for cash flow It cash flows a real issue with this guy. He has said many times in his show I need everyone to send the super chest cuz as you know, I don't get the money from pay from YouTube until the 21st I really need everyone and the Facebook stars don't forget the Facebook stars. Those Facebook pricks are not. Or just throw pennies like other people do. I think I think it all sounds very natural. You don't remember the famous Howard Sturgeon segment

when he told you when he got his checks in the mail. This is when I got paid each month. Yeah. So this person could have, could have the money and could put it towards what they need. But, yeah, there's a paper trail dummy and this person wouldn't mind me saying this person's name if I choose to sue. Now, I don't know how much money you have left on that failed channel. Yours. The compound media is a failed channel now. How long has it been around for eight years? Compound media? I think it's the 8th anniversary. That's an old radio technique just to say. Yeah. Your show is failing, you know. Yeah, your show. Oh, yeah. It's

obviously defonked. Yeah. My thing is, so let's say Because listen guys like me and Vinnie we believe that John is telling the truth because we don't have the law team that carl does But like so if I let's say I were doing this let's say a friend what came to me and said I need some financial help Can you throw it on your show anything will help? I just don't want my name out there right? I would say listen That's gonna be a lot of trouble. It's gonna sound like I'm lying. Yeah. John never has that thought like he should be going to you saying, hey guys, I know this is weird.

Yeah. But you gotta help this person out. If you don't trust me, I totally understand. John doesn't have an ounce of that for some reason. Also, what he said was the only reason why he asked for his pay belt because the person wanted to remain anonymous, when you set up a go fund me, you don't have to give the person so security number. They can they can still be anonymous. Even with a go fund me set up, but you know, you have to put that information out to everyone. So that doesn't make sense. I put that directly into my bank account. That's the question. So, you know, I don't even know

if it's worth suing you. So we'll see what happens. I don't holy shit. That's crazy. John, John's going, I don't even know if you have enough money. It's worth it for me to sue you. John, trust me. Anthony has enough money. If you actually had a lawsuit, you should go through with it. I just bought a multi-million dollar house in South Carolina. I think you should go through with that. I just bought a multi-billion dollar house in South Carolina. I think you should go through. I mean, you're talking about my house and Shoei's house? Yeah. Yeah, trust me.

You should go through with that, John. I haven't got a lot on my plate. I'm not sure this lawsuit is even frivolous enough for me. But busy men. But I just shut your fucking mouth. Is what I'm saying. Oh. Yeah. I would just shut your fucking mouth is what I'm saying. Oh Yeah, I would just shut your fucking mouth

What why is this now it's tough guy, John. I love this transition it went from I did nothing wrong You guys you're a criminal. I've done nothing wrong and now it's and shut your fucking mouth. I'm coming after you Pock face You don't intimidate anybody. You're not a scary guy. You're like five foot eight. You're overweight. You're out of shape. You get a winch for washing your dishes, John.

No one's afraid of you. Not a single person on earth. It seems like maybe someone told him to like cut the bullshit, but it seems like that's where he would have inserted like, I have some friends in New York that might take care of you. You better get to South Carolina quick pal. Yeah, he even said on a show like a year or two ago, you know, if Anthony didn't have so many guns, what?

John, what would you do if Anthony had to have so many guns? Also, Anthony, can I murder you in cold blood, John? You can have a conversation with the guy. Just a little advice. You're pop face prep. I love what John's giving advice. Actually, I don't know. At least, somewhat more successful than you are. Maybe he's to be the one dulling out the advice in this scenario.

I would like to see point counterpoint. Let's get on with the show. Sorry about that little rant, but it was, of course, I don't like people slandering me and questioning my character. Because I don't, I would never steal from a charity like. Oh, did he just admit that it was charity? Oh, it's the sea. Well, John, if you listen to the advice, yeah, whoopsie.

So fast forward four more minutes into this episode. And Benny Lockeau is donating money to John. And this tells you all you need to know about whether or not John realized what he was doing was not a good idea. Benny loco, thanks for the 10 bucks, fuck cancer, I agree with you. But please, no super chats to any of the cancer things because... Yeah, you see how he's changed that really quick. So I did nothing wrong and now I'm doing everything differently.

Yeah, why is he air quoting cancer? Yeah, could you do me a favor? I don't write the word cancer when you give me one, I guess. I would like to use super chat to display how right I was by you not donating. Oh my God. Yeah, this gets even better.

Check this out because this is what I was talking about. Like I don't think Setttering John can use a spreadsheet. I don't think he knows how Excel works. He can use a sheet. I would love, I got a trail of sheets. We thought, I love that he's sitting there going, I don't know why you guys would think that I wouldn't be able to figure out what money

to give to this person. Like obviously, I don't know what kind of accounting software he thinks he's using, but he doesn't say this. I can't, you know, you know, it's just, I can't sit and compute, well, they take 30%. It just, you know, and all the people trying to get me

in trouble because they say it's illegal We're not even trying to get to a trouble. We're obviously it's just for the cat that I'm our show It's funny that you're an idiot you're doing something illegal He doesn't show by himself. They tell me stop in bezeling This guy's a tell me the wandering money is a no-no So I guess I'm not doing that anymore. I love because that was one of the points that people made. Like YouTube takes 30% of the mice.

People are donating $4.99 and then they're saying, okay, a portion of this goes to your laptop and other portion. I don't think you could figure that out with a calculator. How much money to give to Kimo? They sell fuck 30% and then it was $2, but now that's $40. So, uh, which again, that's why people were like, obviously people are shitting on him to some extent. But some people were genuinely being helpful by saying, John, if this is for cancer, you're not giving them the most money. These places are taking money from this cancer patient

you claim to know. Right. Right. You know, so just, you know, at this point, just, you know, donate to the show if you want. But thank you, they have been. You know who the person is. If you want to donate, you can donate directly to that person.

Oh, what's that we could donate directly to the person is if you want to donate you can donate directly to that person. Oh What now we can donate directly to the person? Interesting that changed Here is all the information of the anonymous person That PayPal happens to be the exact same as mine. It's just a coincidence One of the chances I know. One Melendez. Wow. All right, last clip I have from Suttering John.

And so what's been going on here is somebody's pretending to be my wife. I'll just say it like that. Okay. And I guess they've been DMing with John or some type of some way they've been communicating and John, I think it's getting very excited about this because- Is he gonna get mentiteiled by Jenny Jingles?

Yes, because what's going on is that this person is saying, you're right, my husband is a racist and he's obsessed with you and OP and he cheated on me and I'm leaving him with all the stuff John wants to hear and what does John do when he hears what he wants to hear he laps it up fucking loves it. So this is this person then on his his chat during the show. Wow. Wow, this is interesting. I would love it. Jennifer's

I'd like to come in your show one day and tell all anytime, anytime I would welcome that. All right, John, with the risk of vicking up something with me, you're such a fucking boob. Do you really think? Do you really think that my wife is not like a fan of yours and wants to come out your show and do a towel?

Is that rude? By all the clips you've played, it's worth against you. Oh yeah. It's not like this is gonna play out of the end. He's intoxicated by the attention from anybody. I know. I know.

He's such a kid. Well, also to think, let's say in some world, your wife does decide to do that. Is a live YouTube chat the forum she would use? To be like, hey, I'm leaving my husband? Yeah, good point. Of course not. It just seems so, like, he doesn't think these things through.

And I do want to say this. I have been trying just to ignore it all, but people that I know and love don't like to be doxed or have fake accounts out there communicating with people and pretending they're someone, cut it out. All right, if you're a fan of the show and you're pretending to be me or anyone who's part of the show, fucking stop it.

Yeah. Are you, by the way, are you producer Chris Adirada? Because I don't even know. No. Okay, you're not producer Chris W.H.P. on right? No. Yeah, see this is what I mean. Guys, it's all fucking games.

Fucking, it's not helping anyone. What's that asshole been saying? It's not helping anyone when you're doing this shit. There was a fake blind mic on Twitter that had like pretty much the same handles me and used my picture and everything. Yeah. And I just like blocked them because I was like, I don't want to deal with my picture and everything. And I just blocked them because I was like, I don't wanna deal with this person.

And they messaged me through a different account and were like, hey, why'd you block me? And I was like, oh, so this person is like being, they think they're being nice. They just don't get it. I think your friends, it was like, you know, this is not good, you're not helping me at all. Wow.

What have we done today? What have we done today? Like, I think we've done it all. I think we have done it all. I think we have done it all. We talked about inside only fans and my new girl, Kayla Warren. We talked about petty broken skull, back, stuttering John Lening, the pop face here at,

you really got him good with that one. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show And I did not pull a clip For the secret of the show I know that we're going to have a first time with two first time guest co-hosts coming on this Saturday. Both of which I'm very excited about. And I know we're gonna be talking about the female dating strategy ladies,

that's gonna be in the mix somewhere. So there's that. And I don't know, just general hoarity, probably, is that a good tease? I mean, this actually is a tease. I'm like, what's gonna happen? I don't even know. I'm teaching myself. I'm teaching myself. Well, they talk about general teeth. I mean, this actually is a tease. I'm like, what's gonna happen? I don't even know. I'm teaching my son.

Well, they talk about John the Opium. I don't know. Maybe not. Who even knows? Mike, I wanna thank you so much for coming on the show. As you know, I'm a big fan of, why are you laughing? And you just did one on Robert Shimmel. Yes.

And I was so glad you did that because I was a big fan. I went and saw him a couple times when he came to Rochester. And I had forgotten his stories, crazy. And we're underrated guy and his turn appearances were hilarious and bizarre. And so yeah, like it's not necessarily a most in depth episode, but I just think he's a unique guy that deserved one. It certainly did. It was very entertaining.

If people don't know who Robert Shimmel is, you should. It's unfortunate. He was more of like a career road comic, you know, just playing the clubs and stuff. Yeah. But a very funny guy and his lifestyle and his life were insane. He's the man honestly. Yeah. If he had a podcast, he would have been, if he just lived

a few more years, he would have been a lot bigger, I think. I agree with you because he was a very compelling character on Howard Stern show, which is where he was getting all of the attention that he got. No one else really picked up on him. I didn't see exactly. Yeah. You know, he only had that one cone in appearance. He wasn't really on. He's pretty dirty, which is probably why. Yeah. Well, he got out of a bunch of stuff, which is what we talk about. So without Stern, we really wouldn't know who he was. Yeah, did you ever see him live, man, chance?

No, I never got to. Yeah, he was really good. I really enjoyed him. But why are you laughing? A lot of good episodes out there. Even if you don't know the subject matter, you guys do a good job of digging into it and making you care.

Thank you, buddy. I appreciate you. Showing appreciate why it's important. So yes, what else can we promote for you? Got a Patreon? Yeah. Blindmike.net is where you can find everything. That's where you can find why you laughing and all the free links for that. That's where you can find the blind mic project, the other podcast that I do and

all the links for that and support the Patreon. That's where the Patreon is as well. And if we don't get those numbers up, I have no other recourse other than to sue Carl. So those are your options. Subscribe. That's the second or... I want to watch, we'll be in lawsuits.

That's not gonna help you in the hall. I go, okay, I'll spend a good money. But you're gonna have to see a lawsuit against Carl. But blindmike.net, if you'd be so kind folks. All right, very good. Stick around, there's no review girls here But we will play some voice mouse. I know it gets awkward when I sign off and then you're like should I stay? Should I go let's go?

Yeah, you can you stick around with us? Absolutely. All right, please join us again next time It might be the episode we find out what's for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well everybody party in the much this of morning radio. I'm out of show. He's told my now. Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. No, I told you that we're going to be both.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Walk out, walk out. Well, let's all learn a lesson from this podcast. Don't do what we do, which is a podcast. Uh-oh, Ray Tart Alert. Ray Tart Alert, clap.

So it's going to be... Like, like, like, come on. Ha-ha-ha, yeah. I Like Ha ha ha yeah Park you You know who are these podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense Listen super light to do this, but I totally forgot we have live shows coming up tickets available Detroit's of temper 30. Whoops.

Yeah, well, we still got tickets left. Ferndale feature. Yes, Ferndale just outside of Detroit, September 30, WATP live.com for that. And then New York City, October 15th, and tickets on sale there, WATP NYC.-n-y-c dot com the muppets take man hidden to get those tickets to be a lot of fun we have confirmed brine johnson from tom steve day and uh... there'll be other surprises so very much looking forward to that let's hit some voice mail shall we

hey carl this is how i talk uh... considering all the problems that are in john's having selling his place how come no one is mentioning the fact that he himself was a real estate agent you had to have been so bad that his cheap ass has to pay one to sell at should hold his now uh... r-i-p magneto and john's liver

call me back yeah that's a really good point. So John was trying to sell his shitty apartment for $425,000. It's now under $400,000. That's not good. And he's not even his own realtor. Yeah.

I mean, his realtor is not doing a good job, but it's better than what he could have done himself. That's saying something. Wouldn't he make a commission out of the view as his own realtor? I don't even know that works. I don't either. Clearly he doesn't either.

Yeah, who knows? Who knows? Hey, Frankus 9 feet. Pretty good show. He should really put Vic on mute, but keep the video for up. I like looking at her. I hate these sweater muffins.

Jesus. I'm gonna creep. I'll put Vic on mood. I love that just because, sorry, it seems like just because Vic is attractive people hate her. I can't think of another reason why she gets such hate on this show. Yeah, you know what it is. They love to hate her.

Okay. That's what that's fun learned. I get it. You know, we had a special guest over to the house this past weekend. Rex Sexton was here and he mentioned he was going to be going through Rochester and I decided to invite him over to the studio and hang out with us. And then I asked him, hey guy, I think the same thing. He's like, yeah, I'm the one who sent you the photos.

I mean, jerk, I'm like, oh, okay, there's a creeper by us. Whoops. Yeah, and then we hung out with him for two more hours. Wow, yeah. Not a good judge of character. No, it's ever excuse me being a good judge of character. Oh, you sent me a jerk off video. Can I get you another beverage, sir?

Yeah. Carl, you wasted my time you said bunny exo is the biggest tip you've ever seen in your life and i'm thinking i'm a tip man oh this is gonna be good if those are the biggest tips you've ever seen in your life what the fuck are you looking at you've ever seen in your life what the fuck are you looking at? They're like they're good they're all right but they're the biggest you lied to me and I think uh suffering gone to see because I definitely want to. Alright fuck you call me back. They're enormous sir I'm sorry I said the biggest I've ever seen in my life. They're ridiculously large.

Like this guy looks at buddy exos test and goes, pfft, whatever. I also like that clearly that guy was driving and was like, you know what, it's a call. You know what I'm gonna do? I gotta check some things out the old to-do list. Let's yell at Carl. Let's multi-test.

Yeah, let's get that out of the way. By the way, when SUDDUG stand-home last night, was that our comedy club here, comedy at the Carlson? His feet, so Vinny was the MC. He got told about it a couple of hours before the show, which is great. And the feature act, this guy Jr. something, fucking hysterical. He was hilarious. Something, fucking hysterical.

He was hilarious. Oh, look him up. I'll type that into Google. Jr. Something. He came right out his first, his first comment was sticking up for the you, Volody Police Department. I was like, okay, I'm gonna like that. Sounds like a stand-hope guy. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. He's just like, let's run with me and a coward.

It's great. All right, let me do it with the rest of his act now. Now, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, what's wrong with being a coward? It's great. All right, let me do it with the rest of his act now. Now let's listen to more voice, we have some study. Matt, I think I'm interested in dittling children, normal person, how about you kill yourself, you fucking freak? Yeah, that's a better way for that to go. I would agree with you, sir.

I forgot to tell you, that was the first episode I had to like fast forward through that podcast because I was just like, this is, I can't in good conscience, listen to this. These people are freaks. Yeah, no, it's not good. It's not good. You know what I was thinking about?

And I didn't mention this to Kaya, but maps are kind of in cells of pedophiles, right? They're like, well, these kids don't even find me attractive. I'll never get to fuck a kid. You know, yeah, fucking Billy's never gonna wanna hang out with me. Oh, the good looking pedophiles get over the kids. God damn it. You don't know what it takes.

They're gonna play the game. Yeah. They're gonna play the J-Jails. We don't play the J-Jails anymore, old man. J. Joe's we don't have J. Joe's anymore old man fuck I'm also ribbon candy ribbon candy And I hear you hack You guys have a pedophile and then fuck me alright Patify all of that fuck me alright

I'm making this worse for you now my Like let's do 10 minutes on it. You put it you put a spin on it and now I can enjoy it Yeah, they're actually thrilled noble yeah, I mean, I want to fuck kids, but I don't walk I can't It's really what it comes down to. Carl, boy daddy here is the best since Tom Waits. Yeah. I got a note from Brendan at Shitty Song of the Week that discovery that we made this past weekend. Yeah. That apparently everyone else has already made and I just didn't know about it. But he is something else. Yeah.

I want to get into his music. His stand up. His stand up. Dr. Steve told me it was a real earworm. Like, I didn't even know what the melody was. What do you mean it was an earworm? I couldn't tell you how the song went. I just was just ridiculous.

I mean, that's something you get. I don't know. Well, he is a doctor. He would know. What the fuck's up with Paco? Can't you find any better Latinos to be on the show? This fucking dude sounds like, where's your work at? Fucking Walmart or something?

Does he think very stupid? Paco, one Latino to another. Get the fuck out Don't call it anymore. We don't want to hear you Anyway hamburger you're pretty hot Thanks buddy Not dog no, I'm saying Paco's cool. No, I'm saying Not dog. I ain't feeling it. I used to see the diversity of this audience

It's refreshing. Yeah, by the way, you. I used to see the diversity of this audience. Yeah. It's refreshing. Yeah. By the way, you don't have to be any type of gender or ethnicity or race to hate-suttering John Mwanda. It turns out we could all be a big happy family. That's why I'm strong. Yes. Yeah.

I'm hatred for John. It's probably a lot of us together. Yes, right. It makes for strange bad fellows. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Carl, I'm just going to ask, Yeah, it's right. It makes for strange bad thoughts. Hey, Carl, I'm just going to ask what the fuck is wrong with your podcast recently? Every fucking episode has a fucking audio issue. I love you guys, but holy shit, you'll have like a two-minute segment that repeats itself. You'll cut off the fucking podcast before the appropriate time. What the fuck get your shit together? You used to give people shit for not listening to their podcast all the way through. And

now you're doing the same fucking thing. I'm going to kill myself if I have to hear another fucking segment of your podcast repeat. Anyway, I love the show. You guys are doing great. Love you guys. I do listen to every second of every show before I put it out. And I know what he's talking about. I've listened to pretty much all your podcast. Maybe out and I out of it. I don't know what he's talking about. I've listened pretty much all your podcast. Maybe this is when I fast forward. I didn't notice.

I want to know what this person thinks is going on. It sounds like a hymn problem, but there's something wrong with my podcast. I'd love to know about it. So let me know. I don't want to put out. He's accidentally hitting the 32nd button. He's like, why is this replay?

You know what? That's probably what he's doing. Yes. Weird. All right, so I wanted to play that just to see if I'm the crazy person, so let me know. They'll let you know, I have a thing. People will let me know.

Maybe it's just that the Southern John stuff's gonna be repetitive. It's like, I heard John talking about suing him. I didn't know. He can't be talking about this again. I've only got five jokes, I mean. Yeah, right. Producer Chris has made jokes as John has t-shirts. Sorry.

Oh, you know, there's a rotation that goes on. Hey, Kyle, this is Ditty here. I just want to let you know that you're a ton. I just want to let you know that you're a ton. I just want to let you know that you're a ton. I just want to let you know that you're it's one of the two know that you're getting first been speaking Also, don't be Don't be a All right should have done another third time would be my only note on that one, but I feel like he was trying to call you a Cont in a very subtle way. I don't know if you guys pick up on that. I always like a good South Park rappers. I last one here

I don't know if you guys picked up on that. I always like a good South Park rappers. All right, last one here. Hello there, Carl and Christopher. This is Ted. And I'm just calling to say that you stole the format of my show. It's called Dead Bad Podcast Review of Porium for Podcast.

We only actually review one show though. It's called Nidding with Hedna. And she's number talks. It's called knitting with that and she's not a dog. It is here her needle is clicking together. It's pretty good. All 4,728 episodes available on 8th track and mini-dift. Come on down to the aquarium and leave a review. More of Jimmy's characters are calling into the show. You don't hear a lot of Ted Shekler references. You know, more than ever before is so. I do appreciate that.

If you didn't hear your voice mail this week, it's because I ran out of time and I didn't forget teaser. I did listen to all the voice mail. No, we're in pants. This is telling the bad. But all right, Mike, once again, buddy, thank you so much. Always fun talking to you. Thank you guys.

I appreciate it. And you're a fan favorite. I must tell you, I'm looking at the discord over here. That can't be true. People, uh, people enjoy you. Oh my God. I appreciate it. It'd be so easy.

I can't see your faces. So I always assume I'm bombing. So I appreciate that. Well, it'd be so easy to write shit about you, Dale. And you would never know about it. And they choose that too. So wow, that's very kind. That's a pretty good sign.

What's with the dancing around the shit? I stink. You hate me. Great. Goodbye. I got to go. Goodbye. Goodbye.

That was a great episode. That was really great. OK. Folks, guess what? The episodes, oh, wow. Good, good. Guess what? The episode's over!