Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep34 - NoSleep Podcast

Episode Date: October 24, 2016

It's about time we reviewed a spooky show here on WATP.  The show is called NoSleep Podcast and I can tell you with certainty that if you listen you will most likely sleep comfortably.  This is a scripted fiction show of "scary" stories features creepy kids and stuff.  We have a guest on the show this week to help us out.  His name is Vinnie Paulino and you can check HIM out on his OWN program, The Rochester Show (available on rocpodcasts.com and on youtube and everywhere else).  Vinnie helps Karl and Kevin get through yet another brilliant show where the kids sound like they've smoked six packs of Kools and are about to start their shifts running the Gravitron at your local carnival.  Enjoy the ridiculousness! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts I'm Kevin and I'm Carl and we listen to podcasts so you don't have to. We want to remind our listeners you could visit us on WhoAreThese.com or on our Facebook page. We're always looking for new podcast suggestions, so leave us a comment, a suggestion, or post a death threat. On today's show we'll be reviewing a show called No Sleep Podcast. As always, we have listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Also joining us today on the podcast is the host of the Rochester show, Vinny Paulino. Check out his show on YouTube and on ROCpodcast.com.

So without further ado, let's find out once and for all. Oh, all these podcasts! It's showtime. and for all, who are these podcasts? A dub? Hey, hey, hey, TP! W-A-T-P everybody! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Hey, hey, hey, TP! W-A-T-P everybody! Hello! Oh, Vinny! Hi, guys. I have the Vinny Palino in my house.

Ready to join us in analyzing the No Sleep Podcast, a show that I'm sure we can all agree is really just top notch, just great, right? The best of stripes. Yeah, it's the best voice talent I've ever heard on a podcast before. Oh my God. This is one of the most popular, I don't know, whatever the genre is horror or whatever you want to call it, ghost stories. This is one of those popular podcasts there are.

So this is as good as it gets, I guess. Eatin' is production here. There's way too much production in my opinion. It's, they're going for some type of atmosphere here that I don't know. I don't like the scripted podcast thing. It's not my deal. Well, because the script suck, the active sucks,

and the sound effects are ridiculous. Is that why you don't like it? Yeah, pretty much. But I'm like, I guess we just wrapped it all up. I have a great day everybody. All right, that's it. That's it guys. See you later.

I'm already in the watch. No, all right, we're not done yet. We should probably get into it. I got a whole bunch of clips to play. Okay. And I think a good way to start is they have sponsors on the show. Blue Apron being one of them. And so they have to do like a scary spot with Blue Apron. And this crack is this cracks me up because this asshole has to act out eating food. But he's like a... Alright, so just... Without further ado, play track one. be chicken millenies with more Brussels sprout and potato salad. Give me that.

Those are sex noises. Those are not easy noises. I am the producer had to be like, more yummy sounds. Come on. We're really going to sell it. Yeah, I got to say, in defense of the asshole that had to be like more yummy sounds. Come on, we're really gonna sell it. Yeah, I gotta say, it defense of the asshole that had to do that. I think my main eating something is probably the hardest looking thing to do.

Like, let's all try it right now. So I'm gonna try, this is me eating. Oh, oh, oh. Like, see, it's all the same shit. So I don't think you should ever try to reproduce what you think sounds like. I got a podcast and the fact is, why don't you just eat something? Right. Just you can actually have food at your mouth.

Right. Just do something verbally because if you ever heard someone eat like that at a restaurant, you would leave or you would realize you were in a Vietnamese restaurant. Right. You would leave. So the other thing, because I clip the same thing, this is the first five minutes or six minutes of this fucking show is blue apron and a movie commercial. Like this is how they start the show. It's a cold open into a blue apron thing. Here's a, I have more of it if you want to hear like just the beginning.

Here's the complete cold open of it. It's so natural too. Down here under the table. We're going to die. We're going to die. Shut up. This man is going to kill us. He'll find us.

Shush. Just keep quiet. Maybe we'll get through this Then what are you doing? I'm sorry. I eat when I'm nervous. Where did you get that? I grabbed it from the kitchen before we ran. It's crispy chicken millenies with warm breasted scrap and potato salad from Blue Apron. They have amazing menus. She's got a whole schmorgas board fucking laid out in front of her. She's got fucking potato salad.

She's got a kinds of shit. It's not just a sandwich. She pulled out a fucking tray of food. Yeah, I just carried it from the kitchen. Well, actually, I just prepared it. It's gonna be 35 minutes. Right. And it's gonna be 35 minutes. Right. It's for blue apron.

Yeah, it's what I don't know that whole thing was like I was waiting for it to be scary. I was like oh all right Okay, I'm I'm I'm listening along and then she throws out blue apron. I'm like come on I'm waiting for it to be like oh then I have to go to the post office because stamps.com didn't, you know, it's like, just like going to like another commercial. It really is a weird cold open because it kind of sounds like, like just like a dirty movie, that horror movie, Snuff porn, is like what I think it goes into. He's just been five minutes in. You're already talking about stuff for you. Oh, kiss me. Kiss me. That the guy kills them. All right. So the show structure after this fucking cold open, as you mentioned, is there's two different stories that are acted out.

And I thought there were going to be four stories, but apparently you have to subscribe in order to get the four stories. And I thought this was, again be four stories, but apparently you have to subscribe in order to get the four stories. And I thought this was, again, going with this whole thing where everything has to be scary. I have a track on here. It's at the very end of the show. I call it the Scary Sales Pitch. Play Track 23. If you would like to find out how you can hear the full length versions of our audio program, please visit thenowsleepodcast.com to learn about our season pass program. 25 episodes each over two hours long and three exclusive bonus episodes all for only 1999. That's $20. Also, minutes is a blue apron commercial. I didn't put that in there.

And also check us out at Larry Varty's improv school, where you'll learn how to eat convincingly on an audio podcast. LUM, LUM, LUM, and other things. And that's how you sell it. All right. So that's the complaints as far as how it has to be scary and have to work in all their fucking commercials and sales pitches that way. Do we want to get into breaking down these scary stories?

Oh, please. Yeah, please. The kid won, especially the fucking fairy one is the Don't talk about that kid like that. It's his. Yes. That's the first fairy joke. I'm sure there's gonna be more as we go through here. All right, so I have a track I'm here just called Little Kid Voices just to set up the terrible acting on us.

Yeah, all right. Let's play Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary? You haven't played before? No. What? What is it? It's a game.

A really fun game. My mom plays all the time. Every month. So I mentioned this when we teased the show last week that these little kids sound like Eric the Midget. I have an Eric the Midget clip. Why don't we play that for comparison?

I was calling because I was at the killer. The comedy is waking up Bob and all of them. I just wanted to call in to give you a little Thing of what happened during the show I also wanted to play what are you married with you guys surprises RIP little man But the kids even talking that like broken up thing. It's a really fun game. Yeah, there's oh god I have I have a clip and then what it reminds me of so here's here's the clip in the show

Another kid piped up It's true my cousin's friend said yes to bloody Mary. Hey, he disappeared forever. And no one knows where he went. Alright, so this is what that reminded me of. I pray to Shiva, let me die. But I do not. Now, now the evil of Kali takes me. From, they will make me drink the blood of the Kali. Then I'll fall into the black sleep of the Kali Ma.

What is that? We become like them. We'll be alive, but like a nightmare. You drink blood, you don't wake up from nightmare. Another kid It's true my cousin friend said yes to bloody Mary. Hey, he disappeared forever You drink blood. No one knows where he went you drink blood you not wake up from nightmare either That's a deep hole well done

I'm gonna give the what no sleep some real credit there because they have a better score. Obviously it's just much better. They had to work in the creepy main theme. It's like a fighter. It's very heavy-handed Stephen. Look at us giving notes to Spielberg. Yeah, fuck that guy. What's he ever done? He doesn't put out a quality podcast like that.

That's true. You're gonna play it. I love this kid, though, is so... So here's another one. I think we probably just overplayed some of this stuff, but I'd love this fucking kid's voice. It's a game. I think we probably just overplayed some of this stuff, but I'd love this fucking kid's voice. You kill when you are RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR What do you marry? What do you marry? What do you marry? You kill when you are rough in me and you sleep over her and then mirror.

I cut this just because I like this. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's a good scene. Yes. Did you see how you stand over a mirror think that's what you're supposed to do it That's how you trim your pubes

So I have a clip that's right after how explains how fun this game is And I call it so wait I'm confused. Does anyone know what happens? Play track sex No one knows for sure because every time someone says yes, Bloody Mary reaches through the mirror and takes them to the mirror world. What happens after that? No one knows. Is anyone proofreading this shit?

You already said that. You go into a barn, you order a bloody Mary. I have another clip here that I call it. Alright, get to the fucking point. Play Track 7. You see, I once played a far stranger game than Bloody Mary. It's a game that you may or may not have heard of, a very special game, and I'm going to tell you about it. It's called Hide the Slamey. Did these actors get paid by the word?

I fucking hate that phrase. It's something you may or may not have heard of. Those are the only two ways that this could possibly fucking have. You got 50 50 shots. What the fuck are they talking about? Yeah, there's a lot of parts in these stories and the stories drag on from what 20, 25 minutes each. Something like that. Yeah, absolutely.

And they could have been summed up in a minute. Yeah, you know, you're not a second stupid. They just drag it out for all these little details that they put in that are neither here nor there. It doesn't, not even make sense. There's one clip that I have, it's actually from the second story, but I literally call it neither here nor there. Play track 21.

A month or so afterwards, I was assigned to do some consulting in London. I thought I'd be terrified to go back, but honestly, I wasn't. Okay, who cares? I thought it would be, but I wasn't. Who neat. What else? Wonderful storytelling. Amazing. All right, Alright, sorry. Sorry, I got a soft track. Let's get back to that first story and this kid with his bloody Mary and his, uh, what's the game?

What is this game? It goes into an old Navy and in the dressing room there's a mere, and you go in and you try and some cargo shorts and then when you get the cargo shorts on you make sure that you pull off the tag sensor so you can steal them. It's a really fun game. It's a fun game. By the way, this fun game, if you get pulled into a mirror and no one hears from you again, that's it. That's what he described as a fun game.

This gets a fucking psychopath. That's all. Well, then they go into the whole the fairy thing, which really like you said could be summed up with one sentence, essentially. So he goes over the story. Let me condense the story for you. I'm an unpacker. Please do. The kid goes to his crazy, creepy-ass cousins house and they decide they're gonna play fairies.

So... You know what you're saying makes it sound gay. Wow. Jesus. Yeah. They made it sound fun. So then he... I'll play fairies for right now. Everybody plays fairies. Everybody plays fairies.

Before we started the show. I'll play fairies for right now. So yeah, he plays fairies. So he has to imagine a fairy. And then like really, I guess the whole story is that the fairy is a monster and he screams and his parents come and pick him up. That was... Yes. Yeah that was uh... We were wrestling and then it changed. It felt icky. It felt icky, but then it felt great.

That's what I was looking at the mirror. Kevin, how much I said to tell you, child most station is never funny. Yes. All right, so these cousins that he goes to visit are twins. And he makes a brilliant observation play track eight. The twins also shared very similar facial structures. You're talking these identical people look alike. Really?

Fuck it. They might even have the same parents. Oh my god. All right. Um, all right. So this ritual that they do to play this, um, how many fairies game, it starts right now I'm counting three. It starts off with, um, lighting candles, and I just pulled a clip, play track nine. With diligence, they arranged the candles in a six-pointed star. What's that? I asked pointing at the shape they were forming. With diligence, they arranged the candles in a six-pointed star. What's that? I asked pointing at the shape they were forming. A star? I thought stars just have the five points.

Hey, slow down there, Hitler. What was the end of my stuff? Oh, yeah! Yeah, you never heard of the star in David, you fucking asshole! Then we played Jewish fairies Let's all get the oven All right, we did it We walked we walked another co-host holy shit all right I have

another track just plotting along on this fucking story that takes forever to get out um play track 10 right before my eyes clear as day a fairy was this what Jamie meant when he said that a fairy would come to me no that's exactly what he meant I mean this is dumb right this is this guy's a fucking idiot but kind of question is that to ask. The guy said, I would enjoy the football game and I did enjoy the football game. Is that what he meant by that? Everybody, the thing I noticed the most is like the host, make sure that he enunciates every word.

So I think that that's why it sounds so. And he overly mispronounces on as the child's voices. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Mirror. Yeah, you're going to say everything stupid. That's because the script had like backwards R's and shit.

I was written like an crayon, like a kid wrote it. All right. If you guys don't mind, we'll keep plotting along on this story. I have some more clips that kind of follow through the sequence. All right. All right. Play the terrifying sound, Track 11. Then I heard another sound, a sound very different from the thump.

This was the sound that told me neither Jamie nor Ella were in the room. I heard from just a few feet away from me, a creaking, weezing sigh. And then ice in a glass, just shaking, my uncle breathed heavily. I just, I thought it was really funny that the scariest thing was in different demon, the guy's just sighing.

Yeah, he's not even he's not even like you know he couldn't be more bored to be here to be sure I see the pattern that hell oh jeez it's got some of to me again big tail I was done by the creek watching my wings okay boo are you guys scared now can I go Wings. Okay, boo. Are you guys scared now? Can I go? I knew this was gonna wait into fairy gay talk at some point. Why does that star have six points? He's just stupid. It's another one. Okay, so Kevin one of my favorite things on these shows that we listen to that are prescripted is of course the fully work.

And of course, this is into the present time he's having a conversation with his cousin about this incident. And they have to set it up that they're in a diner having this conversation over coffee, play the diner scene. There's one thing that always confused me though. We sat catching up over coffee at a local diner. It's a weird detail. Probably just nonsense. And what's that? I asked.

One time, Jamie and I had a dream. A nightmare. I asked. They were apparently next to the dishwasher when they were discussing this. But what's goofy is it has to be terrifying and in a diner. So you hear like late clinking, but you also have like this ominous music play at the same time. But it did remind me though, Kevin, of that podcast we did about the GA Joe podcast. Oh, Joe on June. Remember when we were at the construction site and we were recording that, I have a clip just to take a spin down memory lane here. Sure, sure.

Alright, so here's the thing. He goes on and on about shipwreck and then he says, well, I think I played it earlier. He says, yeah, Michael said he said that that's a jack, Michael said that's a surprise. But the first time I heard it sounds like Michael Douglas. Okay, I don't know if it's like a down Michael Douglas or kind of a double operating Michael Douglas. But I found that like Michael Douglas. I know how Michael Douglas says that sound like.

Oh yeah, he's nervous. Yeah, I remember that day. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. He's got this. Oh yeah. He's got this. Oh yeah. He's got this. Oh yeah. He's got this. Oh yeah. He's got this. Yeah, I remember that day.

That was a pretty fun show actually. It was pretty fun. I know, I remember we had a plug-in, the laptop, to the generator, that they had out there. That was cool. That was cool, yeah. And then we, uh, But I, Then I remember, didn't we have, uh, we had lunch with them.

We were sitting on the beams, remember? And we were sitting on the beams member and we were eating we were going We're eating so we took a black and white photo of us. Yeah, yeah, we're all eating at a roll like that But still Kevin I got to say the best podcast we've done today was one that we recorded while we were at a rock concert Do you remember that oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah, yeah. Play that clip from a forecast that we did from the rock concert. And there's this guy who's a guest on the show. I don't know if he was Andre your second. He's a I'll just And he's He's a

He's a furry But I love it. Furries are... What happened? He is a furry, number one. The thing that I love about this so much is, you know what I'm saying? A really horrible example about Neil deGrasse Tyson. And as you know the words, he had turned to think about it. So this is like, this dude is really worked out. So then after he says this whole thing about Neil deGrasse Tyson, he goes, so then he's going to try to make you look foolish and he's referring to running on a fucking hot...

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I was actually just gonna play the song, I decided to cut it short, sorry guys. Yeah, remember that was, we recorded that in the bathroom at the Nickelback concert. So I think that that's why you got some bleed through, but yeah, the audio quality probably could have been better for that. Well, we said we were the guy who was sucking you off in the stall though. Well, check all that. Yeah. Yeah. It's something the same as eating on that construction being.

All right. That's enough of that nonsense. Moving on. I don't have any more clips from the the first stories or anything. I want to put a bow on that one. You guys missed the best part of that story. I said that the the fairy winked at them. Right. The fairy would call out that wicket them and then turn evil. This is true. That's what made it horrified me. It's the fairy wink. a very wink. Hey. Who summoned me from my pond? I'm very busy. All right. This is

going good. It's my favorite part so far. All right. I can't say anything. You played Nickelback and I just have that bluster. Literally, I have nothing. I'm dying. Well, the good news is, anyone who was seen in the podcast has now turned it off. So, that was a year after that song. Last pressure. Yeah. That was much, much more pressure.

I think mostly people heard it and they were like, you know, I fucking really want to hear that song and then they turned it off. It flipped over. I would be surprised. All right, then you got the next story that comes up. Yeah, you have any clips from the next story? I didn't because it was a complete cluster of fuck of, I don't know what they were after in this story.

Like she gets on a subway and then there's a bunch of dead people and she's British and then she's... It's fucking, I don't know. I like the one with the kids better because I could, you know, do the voice. But yeah, I don't really have any clips from this one if you do. Well, there was a kid when she gets to the post-apocalyptic London world, there's this little girl. And she is, I don't know, she's like that cave person from like the land

before time or whatever, right? Yeah, Chaka. I wouldn't be like that, Chaka. She's just wandering through the wasteland, like a half civilcivilized human. Well, I wouldn't call it acting, per se, but she's doing something. I have a tracker here that I just call. I have no idea what's going on. Play Track 20. The name...

Oh, change! The bones... Those you've gone before... They... Oh, Jade! The bones... Those you've got before... If... It's... Excuse me! No! Maybe I was talking about...

So, that's... I think that's just the way they do... That's how they talk. In England. But, don't- No! He's so low... Yeah, would you ever heard a queen speech? That's what it doesn't. Yeah. they do that's how they talk in England. It's a lot of weed speech. It's a lot of that. We talk a little bit like I want to see a

poe lips. You're doing it wrong, Kevin. That's supposed to be more gurgling. Oh, sorry. More sand with eating. I'm going to say for a single word in that. I'm supposed to be scared. I don't know what the fuck is going on And then I want to know after you put lips where the sweet showpiece because all won't Taffy

To pack my toothbrush again That's that's a bridge people say right yeah, they're all about toothbrushes. I think Yeah, they're all high All right, here's another quick clip from that second story play track 16 station platform was littered. No carpeted with the dead. Many set against the walls. Most simply lay spread-eagled on the floor. Alright, I got a little bit shabby on that one. How you guys about? Oh, this carpet and spread-eagle tuck. Yeah, my pants got a little tight tight which you said talking about the dead spread eagle what the fuck why would you you'd expect the twice explain dead people a spread eagle is that a weird thing

they just had the dead corpse he had spreading open their ass and I walked over them like a fine burba I was a little bit confused as to how it got real. It turned into my dad wrote a portal. They were blanketed. No, they were they were copeted. Now they were they were linoleumed all over the floor. The carpet matches the drapes is that's what I mean. Alright, I have a clip here that I call the world's worst question. What? What?

What? I'll play that again. I'm sorry, no, I'm fine. You came here, didn't you? You came? How the fuck else you get anywhere? you came? no I've been here my entire life

what does that mean that you came here? my mother gave birth to me right here yeah what are you talking about? video don't die oh think you used your legs it got, it just put one foot in front of the other step over the carpeted spray-ego bodies i wish you had narrated the story.

Now where is the sweet shop? Where's that tapy? Where to walk? Get how off it to the sweet shop. I want me a towblerone! Some tankish delight! One thing that we haven't pointed out yet about the breads is how good they are at swearing play track 19 What the actual fuck happened here?

It sounds so good. It's all I got. That's awesome. I've never used that phrase Now I'm gonna use it every day. What in the actual fuck? What the actual fuck are you doing here, buddy? Who are the actual fucking? I did that's what I've been asking myself all morning. I give them credit. That's that's a pretty that's a pretty good swear right there. Now that's a good swear. So much better. They would throw a couple of there. Seriously. Watchable. It's a bigger ol' my fucking inside. You dumb. Inside The Arbrits you bloody Mary Bring up bloody Mary anymore

What happens cuz no one knows I like to drink them if you're a long day a drinking. It's like hair of the duck. I have it the next morning. And then you look at the mirror and you say Mimosa. Mimosa. Mimosa. Mimosa. Yeah. And then you go to this. What happens? It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen. There's another thing that they do, and again, it's just poor writing, but they try to make it conversational,

but no one ever talks like this. I have a clip, it's got a clip from the first story and one from the second story, and I call it, don't try to guess it what I'm thinking. It's fucking annoying. Play track 22. As you might have guessed, my aunt and uncle weren't the most overprotective caretakers.

You're probably thinking, all that evidence of something amiss and you still carried on? What an idiot! Who talks like that? Like, Ben, you're probably thinking, why did I agree to do this show? What an idiot! No! No one would ever have a conversation. Why the actual fuck did I do this show? No, the questions are great though because they're just like terrible questions to begin with.

You're probably thinking why did I turn it back? No, it's not what I'm thinking. Again, it's just like it makes the story longer for no reason. Yeah, but I mean, it's not like that somebody's paying them to make sure the show's 60 minutes. Apparently, apparently there. Yeah, they have five minutes of blue apron commercials at the beginning. So somebody's, somebody's sponsoring this. I guess I'm shocked that it's as popular as it is. You know, as a scripted show. I just, I don't know.

And then why be, why be gets it's garbage? That's why you're shocked at people like it. Well, yeah, I mean, I think all of them are just garbage. I mean, that's just by preference, I guess. I don't like, it's like an audiobook. You know what I mean? It's not what I consider a podcast. Like I don't know. Now, have you ever heard an audiobook, you know what I mean? It's not what I consider a podcast like it. I don't know.

Now have you ever heard an audiobook? Audio books are actually interesting. This is garbage. This is like the worst Harry Potter one of them all. I read, uh, I have the audiobook for, uh, uh, where the sidewalk ends and it, this is some of the narration I'm going to play for you. And then, and then I walked down the sidewalk and I took out some chalk and I wrote a hopscotch on the sidewalk and but then it ended. I don't think you've ever actually read that. No, no, I don't know what happened.

I have, but can you play the audiobook from where the wild things are? Yeah, yeah, here we go. It's uh Yeah, then I was in the woods and there was these giant monsters But they sort of look like big puffy friendly monsters and they had big heads like when you go to the park Like a Disney land and they have big heads you go to the park like a Disneyland and they have big heads but you can shake their hands and sometimes they press their hard boners into your face when you're you know hugging them. I gotta read that book again I forgot how funny that was. Yeah it's a good one.

James, I'll feed you played the bowler at the bootleg. the movie. Alright, so there's a couple other things I want to play going back to the beginning of the podcast and when I say the beginning, I mean the first fucking half hour of it with these commercials. The Ouija movie that's coming out that they promote has the this is the worst copy I've ever heard play track for So treat yourself to a frightening film starting October 21st Wee-ja origin of evil and enter to win a great prize I'm predicting the board will spell out the word win either way Either way

Fucking stop that makes no sense at all It makes no sense like we'll see the movie or with a cat task either way Fucking dumb And then here's another thing the way your time is currently being wasted And then here's something that is just a fucking shoehorn comparison play track 3. It's especially nice to be launching the season so close to Halloween. We're working hard to make this a month of pumpkin spice nightmares. What kind of nice though. That's so fucking shoehorn.

Pumpkin spice nightmares. I like a pumpkin spice like, I'm like, I like a pumpkin spice beer every now and then, but I don't think there is such thing as a pumpkin spice nightmare. Oh, there is. Yeah. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, yeah. One time I had a like, I was a kid, a, this kid Donnie told me a story about a pumpkin spice nightmare. Yeah, I was yet the Starbucks, I saw a girl wear a vest and leggings and she had a Uggz on too, but then she had a pumpkin spice coffee and she tripped over a bag at and she splashed it all over my face. That sounds like a pumpkin spice nightmare. It was yeah, he was scarred. He looked like Freddie Krueger for the rest of

Yeah, all right now I'm getting Having any other clips from the show that you want to play you know, I do not Okay, I think I'm I think I'm pretty much spent on it too. So in summary the show sucks I think I've pretty much spent on it too. So in summary, the show sucks. Debra doesn't do it. And why the fuck is this popular? What are we doing, Greg? Oh, we're going to get emails.

Looking forward to them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is David. This show. David Cummings is going to be quite upset with us. That's a dude's name right. That's the host David Cummings. He is the show runner. Oh

His co-host name is Jim Feltcher Hi, and then there's Barry Blumkin That's when you know you need to wrap the podcast that will be start slipping into know you need to wrap the podcast up, we'll be starting slipping into it. All right, so Kevin, this has been a lot of fun, but next week we're going to do it again. And I do have a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing. I like to tease our audience. Yeah. They get excited about what's seen to the next week's show, which is probably already

out by now because you probably don't listen to the show weekly, right, Vinny? They just kind of pile up and you go, oh there's a whole bunch of them. How many of these have you done? Too many. Yeah, this is episode 34, 35. 34 I think. Yeah. So, I have a clip from next week's show. Go ahead and play the teaser. Hello and welcome to the Red Show VGM Rebival Hour, my name is Edgar Velasco and I'm the

host of this show. This is a video game music show where I will talk and share various video game music tracks with 8 bits, 16 bit, 32 bit and current video game music errors. From the obscure to the well-known, respecting and honoring the music that many gamers have grown up on, it could also have just discovered the wonderful world of video game music. I have been a fan of video game music as far as I can remember and believe this is an art form that needs as much exposure as possible. Each episode will focus on a specific theme, franchise or composer, and that brings us to today's theme, and that is Sega vs Nintendo.

The fourth generation of consoles produce some of the most divisive and bitter rivalry ever seen in the history of video games. The two main contenders is Sega Genesis and the Super Nintendo Waged the War against one another unlike anything ever seen before. Which set of the conflict did you take? Were you a Sega fan? Or was the Super Nintendo the console of your choice? That's what I would like to know as we revisit the console battlefields of the 90s and once

again discuss which system was best. Has your view changed over time or are you still just as loyal now about your favorite system as you were back then? But this time we judge it on which game has the best music. What the fuck are they talking about? They waged a war that was greater than the one in my homeland that made me flee Yeah, what is this refugee talking about This is the only form only form of music we have

This video game Our national anthem is Zelda theme When we hear Tetris we stand in sluice. So if I put way too much in I just realized I just came away the entire show we've nothing to clip for next week but yeah this fucking asshole does a show featuring video game music because it's an art form that needs as much exposure as possible. No, it doesn't It doesn't need any exposure at all So we we're gonna listen to episode 37 Which is called Sega versus Nintendo 2

Boy who does 37 episodes? harder Yeah, in fact episode 38's already out and it's a Halloween theme one, but I started listening to it I don't know any of the games he was talking about. It was fucking boring So I thought this would be a little bit more interesting since we might actually know some of the games we're talking about All right, but we're gonna find out Kevin which was better Nintendo or Sega Based on the music beds of the fucking video games on those systems. Which one made you more cheerful? of the fucking video games on those systems. Which one made you more cheerful?

I can't picture a dumber argument to make and to spend an hour on, but that's what we'll be listening to. I tell you, there was some of those songs and some of those games that maybe throw the fucking controller against my wall. I can tell you that much. I like that he says, we're gonna listen to music from the 8-bit, 16-bit, 32-bit, and today. Like, Nintendo 64 Fuck You. We're not gonna listen to music from the 8 bit 16 bit 32 bit and today like Nintendo 64 fuck you We're not gonna listen to any music from that capsule

Yeah a little bit, but I mean no more strange than you know people in first suits and all the other bullshit that we Review here for suit sweet. Why what is this? I actually I sent you something earlier in the week. I don't know if you saw but there was a triple murder. So much fur comeer bond. Yes. Now there was a triple murder in the furry community that was on the news. Do they get hit by a car? What happened? Kill by a hunter. No, I don't know. Hit by a car or hit by a hunter.

Yeah, yeah, I'm not sure. I didn't read the article. I just saw the title and I was like, oh, because that's all I do. I just, you know, like most Americans, I just read the title. Yeah, you read that line of them. And then put it up on social media and say,

this is what I agree with. I just share it immediately. Yeah. I do that. There's a publication that always has my viewpoints. It's called the onion. They're spot out with everything they say. I just share everything that they put out there.

Holy fuck. We landed on the moon. If you want some really funny fake news go to Bright Bart. I also want to say before we go before we hit the clip thanks to Vinny for coming in. And sit in with us, check him out on the Rochester show. It's on YouTube. It's on a local channel in Rochester, New York too. What is it my 18 right? Yeah, Friday night set one a.m. We are now after Tosh nice

Is it really great and then also an ROC podcast calm you can check out the I'm assuming the audio Version of the of the show Well, we have our newest episodes are posted up on our page and you can check out a bunch of other local podcasts Oh, awesome. That's so cool Thank you. You guys are the greatest. Thanks for coming over. Not a podcast. So please people, we're gonna have fewer holocaust jokes and we'd love for you to join us again next week because at my position we find out once and for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony.I'm a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man a man You know, who are these? Podcasts.

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