Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep340 - The Female Dating Strategy: FDS
Episode Date: September 4, 2022The female version of Andrew Tate has their own podcast and it's a roller coaster ride. If these women truly believe the things that they say then they're crazy. But also, if they truly believe the th...ings they say that's pretty hilarious. Two first-timers, Danny Polishchuk and Aaron Imholte, join us to try to make sense of these women's contradicting views. Danny has been doing a deep dive so he gets us up to speed quickly and shows off his FDS mug. We also reveal Opie's new strategy to get back on top and Stuttering John's latest attempts to destroy my livelihood. It's fun to hear Danny learn about what's going on with StutJo in real-time. Also, the debut of our newest review girl, Hannah. Will she get the job? Is she a farm animal? Linger longer and find out. https://steeltoeentertainment.com/ https://linktr.ee/dannyjokes Come see us in Detroit: http://watplive.com Come see us in NYC: http://watpnyc.com Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Double your deposit with promo code WATP: https://www.mybookie.ag/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Good to see you, buddy.
The last time I saw you was down in Tampa.
In Tampa, road rage.
Two years ago.
Yeah, yeah.
That was a fun.
That was a fun time.
That was a good time.
Although Danny didn't stay with us because he came with his girlfriend and their dogs.
So he got in.
Yeah, we had a dog.
I had a dog and a girlfriend, which I still have the dog and the girlfriend.
We'll see how long that lasts.
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today. We'll be reviewing a show called The Female Dating Strategy.
This was a suggestion from Vault 1414, the Discord.
We have all listened separately.
We have not discussed it with each other beforehand.
This is a show hosted by Ro, Savannah, and Lilith.
This was originally a subreddit with 250,000 members.
That is now a hot chest. Our wild. They're pretty wild. So Danny, you're now a podcast. These chicks are wild.
They're pretty wild.
So, Danny, you're doing a whole series on this show.
So, I have, because I fucking hate myself, okay?
I hate living in joy.
I've decided to livestream on YouTube every episode
of their podcast.
And only episodes they have.
They've been around for a while, right? at I think we're at about 50 something.
I'm I'm at episode nine.
The only thing is we figured out a few things because it's a bit of an
iterative process.
So we skipped a couple because one of them was just reviewing Bridgerton.
And how does it get?
How does this help?
What's the dating strategy here?
They're just talking about Bridgerton.
And then I had the genius idea of putting it on 1.25 speed
And then sometimes even 1.5 speed if I'm just getting wary and I got up we're gonna wrap it up because I've just some like exhausted from them
I like that there are nine episodes in and they're already getting away from the whole premise of the show like yeah
I'm happy to episode can we do about female dating strategy? Let's just talk about books we ran to.
Yeah, let's straight up to the first.
The first cheesy like you.
You want to do that for a minute?
I want to point out something interesting is that we've actually reviewed this show
on Who Are These Podcasts Before, but I was not on that episode.
I think we've done two episodes.
I haven't been on.
That was a lot of this.
Someone messaged me about that.
That's kind of the reason why I messaged you too, because I had a bunch of people messing
me. You know, you you gotta go on the show.
And then also someone was like,
hey, just so you know, they did this.
And I, because they talk about it on the first episode,
I think on the first episode,
they made the podcast because,
do you reviewed their podcast?
Or the, yeah, you're doing the podcast on this right?
I don't know.
I have a, I have a,
I have a, I have a,
I have a, I have a,
I think it started getting all this attention
and then they're like, they're kinda like,
oh, we should have to do it.
They felt forced to do this podcast.
Oh, okay.
I don't, do you ever watch with these chicks tweet?
Oh, yeah.
I was actually checking out the one chick I think it's jokes.
Joe check out with this.
Well, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, shit.
Yeah, shit.
They tweet some white like shit that you go like and rotate wouldn't even say this shit.
Like not shit.
Well, really crazy shit.
Let me play a clip from an episode that I listened to that was called
Double standards against men that are completely justified and
This is I believe Lilla here. I
Personally, I Lilla am a female supremacist that does not represent the views of all of FDS
FDS we are about prioritizing women and maximizing female benefit. I take it to the next level with female supremacy.
I think that women are inherently just cognitively better than men.
Well, of course you think that you're a dumb girl.
You know, if she were retarded, she'd be like, oh, I'm a retarded supremacist.
Like, yeah, because you're retarded.
That's why you think that.
So they're trying to be controversial.
It's kind of like a teenager's using gamer words like when boys do that to get attention.
It's just they're doing the, they're, they're, they're to Andrew Tate book.
They're just replacing men with women.
Like it's, yeah, I felt that way like 10 minutes in, they're listening to this, their
newest episode.
I was like, what, what?
Andrew Tate's banned for, for what?
I think that it was, it was the exact opposite of the same opposite of the same stick that he's been doing.
Right.
They say, like, dude, can I, let me just read one tweet that from Lillith.
He'll help me.
Okay.
I had to screen cap this.
Like they're very like super, like again, they're turf, basically, like pretty hardcore
turf.
She says, the way that Muslim men make eye contact with me is so deeply unsettling.
Arab men in particular have the rapiest eye contact.
I'm like, who fucking rights that shit?
Like, they're writing crazy and they're like, yeah, I'd wear a burka too if I thought that
I was about to get gang raped.
Like, they're tweeting this shit.
It's weird that they're even dissonings.
But they're like, and sometimes you watch, you're like, are they liberal?
Then sometimes they're like, are they like, QAnon?
Like, I don't know.
They're all over the place. They're so all over the place. It's funny that they decipher what type of men're like, are they like QAnon? Like I don't know, they're all over the place.
They're so all over the place.
It's the way that they decipher what type of meant.
Like they hate all men.
So it's bizarre to me that you need to break up,
muscle up, or anything, error up,
like what's the point of that?
I can't just argue.
Oh my God, all right.
So here's some advice that they give out.
And this is about like double standards
that are completely fine.
For example, I think it's okay for women
to use emotional manipulation on men
to keep herself safe,
but when men use emotional manipulation
on women, that's unethical.
And I actually agree with this.
I say men, stop caring.
And then it will work.
That's pretty easy.
Leave emotions out of it.
Yeah, it's pretty good drive.
At least they're wide open, huh?
Yeah.
And you walk right into it with these chicks.
Yeah.
I guess some people think that double standards
has like a negative connotation to it, just the term itself.
So I wanted to make a point about double standards as well.
Like, people think that they are universally a bad thing
and I disagree with that.
Yeah, why would you think that?
Like, people like violence is a bad thing.
Like, what do you mean?
Oppression is a bad thing.
I think it's all right.
Yeah, the double standard is only a bad thing when I don't think it.
Right.
So, so obviously this women want attention.
Like that's kind of the point of this is to be like, whoa, aren't we saying some crazy
controversial things?
Like, yeah, it's pretty wacky.
Pretty out there, ladies.
Yeah.
I mean, obviously, like I feel, but like the subreddit, like, yeah, they kind of do want
the attention, maybe with the podcast, but
I think if their minds are giving good advice, but all their advice basically winds up to
women just being single in their 40s and then having to settle for dying alone.
Yeah.
All right, so let me read you the description of the subreddit.
Welcome to female dating strategy, the first and only all women dating subreddit.
Here we discuss effective dating strategies for women who want to take control of their dating lives.
Be advised that we have a different ideology
from other dating and or women subs.
So post and advice given that contradict our ideology
will be removed.
We believe in only this plain content
that is beneficial to women.
So not only are these women opinionated,
but they don't want to hear anyone else's opinion.
Like not it's just so we think
that's all we're going to be talking about here.
Oh yeah, they think that literally like 10,
only 10% because they, so they have this hierarchy of men.
Men just go women are zero to 10, right?
They go, it goes, it goes,
it goes, it goes, it goes,
yeah.
Negative value men,
low value men,
and then high value men,
and high value men are the ones you want.
And they only think that 10% of men are high value men.
That's probably true.
How do you expect all these women to partner up with somebody?
That's an estate relatively accurate on that.
What about Mids?
Are Mids like the, that would be like a high low value, I guess, but you'd still be low
value.
Low value is kind of, you know, the, like, I don't know, 70% of all men probably. Yeah.
Because I heard them talking a lot about like, I'd fucking made, but only if the mid to
this thing, and he's not a scroat, I'm like, I just, I gotta, you know, look, some things
up, but it's kind of fun. It's just you replace them with a new miracle system. And they
just have like, have flowery language for the new America.
We want to have colors instead of numbers. I get it exactly. That's how their brain works. They write men like baseball cards, mint, near mint.
Right.
Aaron, you listen to the most recent episode, as you mentioned.
This one was about church fucking people up.
Do you have a clip or something out here that we should get started with?
I mean, honestly, if you go into order with these, I think it's all kind of playing
on the same theme, which is these girls clearly God and these, I think it's all kind of playing on the same theme,
which is these girls clearly God and dad, I think are interchangeable.
It just oozes right out of the phone as you listen to it.
And it's like Danny said, there's no advice in this.
No.
All just bitching about churches.
Like it doesn't, they get away from God after the first one or two.
They say they're gonna talk about God.
And they use, I swear to God, I wrote in my notes here that this sounds like a freshman
college feminist dorm meeting.
I mean, it is the most boilerplate things you've ever heard.
They use the term Jebus, unironically.
Yeah.
And like the first 10-
Let me hit that.
Let me hit the adjure.
Start with that.
What's up, Queens?
Welcome to the female theme of the strategy podcast.
The meanest theme only podcast on the internet.
I'm wrote. I'm Savannah.
And I'm Willis.
And today we are going to chat.
Yeah.
We're going to talk about Jebus.
Jebus.
I'm just talking about some Jebus.
No, yeah, so this episode is about some of the toxic messages
that we learned from our religious upbringing,
a long overdue episode,
because I know that we've hinted at it a lot
about certain messages that were instilled in us.
When I bite us, I mean Savannah.
Yeah, the little is just a godless heathen.
I'm a godless heathen.
What the godless heathen?
They hinted that they had bad childhoods though.
This is pretty outright.
It's pretty obvious.
I'm just disappointing.
I'm doing these in order.
So I'm only on episode nine, and this is episode what, 52.
Yeah, something like that.
Something like that, right? So I've been like episode nine and this is episode what 52? Yeah, something like that something like that right so I and I've been like hey
I really hope they get their audio quality together
I really hope they get a mix of their thing going and I'm like that well
Savannah now I don't know what any of these women look like no I care that's the biggest so my fucking
Like live chat is all everybody's like what are these chicks? Okay people like leaving the chat to go investigate like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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one. I think she's probably the hottest one. She's the hottest one. And then the American
one row is, I don't know, probably somewhere in between.
Roe has the French name and she's the American. I think this is a music. This is all
very confusing to me.
I like that daddy's come here with a lot of research and a lot of background.
Dude, I've been fucking, I just listened to 15 hours of this in the past week.
I know, I'm the only new guy in this whole thing and I feel like I just fast-forwarded
Danny to like, Walter White with the gun in the trunk.
Oh, honestly, honestly, because people are like,
hey, can you go forward?
Because people, I'm like steadfast
on doing this in order.
And then people are like, hey,
but like, because they must have found out
about Andrew Tate like two months ago.
People are like, can you just like skip ahead
and do the injury?
I'm like, no.
No.
In order.
Yeah, because there's a side.
I do like two or three at a time sometimes.
I watch the story of him.
There's a story of him, man. Yeah, yeah, we can't mess that up, obviously.
For example, they never said like the episodes I listened to, they don't say we're the
meanest.
Oh, I'm listening, not saying they're mean yet.
So that's the thing that's one.
That one got me when they were like, oh, yeah, bad bitches.
Oh, I mean, I mean, I can't wait to hear your lukewarm takes on men.
This will be real dangerous.
All right.
So they talk about, you should let the man pay for dinner because even if you don't,
they're still going to try to fuck you.
They're still going to try to fuck you since even if you pay exactly.
Well, yeah, no shit.
We don't go out to dinner for the conversation.
I want to talk about whether passing or fear and should be replayed or not. You know, Jenoz doesn't to dinner for the conversation. I wanna talk about whether passing her fear
and should be replayed or not.
Jenny, Jenny, you don't wanna have that conversation.
She doesn't care what follows can be replayed.
I think she goes out to eat for the food.
It's really weird.
Yeah, right.
So for them though, they think this is a difficult concept.
I know this can be really hard for women
to wrap their mind around, but like,
why is that a hard concept to wrap your mind around?
Because they're dumb. Yeah, they contradict themselves all the time. They talk about how they're much smarter than men are.
And yet we live in a society run by men. Well, how smart are you that? Like, fuck, I have you not figured that out.
Carl, it's the patriarchy. I know. That's I'm saying if they're smarter than them It's it's not like we live in a violent world anymore. So yes, okay back in the day you could say well men
We're just stronger and they can be violent
But now we have institutions and we have all these mechanisms like why don't you just become the president of the world
Didn't fucking change it. You're trying to you're trying to reason yourself out of this
Which is not a good strategy
I've never seen this side of him before. Yeah, who sucks them for saying it or us for taking it seriously?
All right, well, this is interesting.
So you just got to laugh in his face and it's going to feel scary and honestly I might actually get murdered someday by a guy after laughing in his face.
Like, I can't.
Yeah, one can only hope.
I saw her and his fingers crossed there.
One can only help.
And then I want to play one more clip on here
and we can move over to the more church talk.
But this is interesting because,
oh, yeah, we're talking about all these
double standards that are justified.
And they're saying that women who have a very large team photo
as Drew likes to call it,
I'm Drew and Mike, you know, has been with a lot of different sexual partners.
We'll say, is totally acceptable, but men it isn't, and here's why.
You know, first of all, a woman who has, has had a high number of sexual partners,
statistically speaking, a good number of those were likely she was either coerced.
She could have been trafficked,
and basically she didn't consent to it.
Could have been trafficked, right?
We're not looking at the teens and Epstein's Island
and calling them sluts.
That's not what anyone's doing here.
Talk about sex traffic.
It's a whole different thing.
Right, I don't think most men count the sex traffic
against your willed prostitution as, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, even
entertains like keep those numbers off your forehead.
That's great.
All right, so let's get back to the patriarchy because obviously, again, I
wanted these shows that doesn't deep dive into the patriarchy.
No.
And I think your clip number two here Aaron talks about the problem with
religion. Just set it up here where
they're upset because in religion,
a woman's told to be subservient.
Yeah, but then they don't fully
instruct the woman exactly what
man they should have. It's again,
it's more of that double standards
are okay when we do them type of
thing. Having grown up in the evangelical culture,
most of it is very like patriarchal,
almost exclusively, extremely patriarchal,
and not even just patriarchal,
but like specifically teaches a lot of female subservience
and female degeneration disguised
as once again disguised as empowerment,
where they try to tell you it's empowering but isn't.
I honestly think that religion was designed as a supreme affirmive action for men.
I've said that about marriage, but religion supersedes marriage in this case.
It's honestly just like a firm evaction for shitty men.
If you look at some of the teachings about how women are supposed to be submissive like to men, it doesn't really give as much
chair time to what sort of man is should be worth submitting to if you see what I mean. So that's why I just
think it's just a affirmative action for shitty men and just another way to control women and keep
them in their place. And like Rose said, it's just, you know, a way to convince women that that's being subjugated
by men is in their best interests when it's not.
The part about that clip that got me was they're like, and they don't tell us what kind of
man to be subservient to.
Bitch, that's your job.
Right.
Also, find the man that you're supposed to be quote unquote subservient to.
The Bible was written by men.
So if they did give you the blueprint for it, would they even trust it to be true? subservient to. The Bible was written by men. So if they did give you the blueprint for it,
would they even trust it to be true?
It's just guys telling you to fuck.
I'm gonna guide you to that.
Yeah.
Also very, very unclear, like, because that's another question
is they're giving female dating strategies.
Like, do any of you have a boyfriend?
I think Lilith does, on her tweets because she referenced her
boyfriend, but I don't think the other two do a year into this podcast. I would give anything
to interview. And that clock is ticking. No, no. So I've said that my ultimate goal with
my stream is to ask once I catch up, once I fully catch up, get caught up, I want to
go on their podcast. Oh, yeah, that'd be great. But I want to talk to Lil' and Spoilfer, though.
I want to see what his deal is.
Yes.
Her boyfriend in Canada.
You wouldn't know of it.
He's totally cool.
It does everything I ask of, too.
No, I think Danny's template of single and 40
is a good one to work off of.
Yeah.
I mean, their advice is like really good advice.
If you are at 10 and
have tons going for you. But I don't think those type of women are listening to this podcast.
No. It's like girls who are like need like literally their advice that the women who listen
to this podcast need is one thing. Fucking settle. Like just standards. I mean, guys too,
like I don't even say this is like a this is a girl thing. Like there's guys who probably listen to like Andrew Tate and you're like either like, yeah,
go work out and get a ton of money or just settle, but like don't live, don't like have
the mindset of Andrew Tate, but not do anything, right?
Like you have to go do all that shit or, you know, lower your standards or you're going
to die alone.
But I think we settled it.
This is bizarre a world Andrew Tate.
That's existence. And it's entertaining in that right.
And they talk about how men cheating on women is worse than women
cheating on men.
I tell you, as a introduction to the show, this double standards
podcast episode, it's probably a pretty good one.
Could you just listen to me? Okay, you're just saying shit for
attention. Obviously, but I don't even think I honestly feel like they believe this shit. You think so? gonna do it. Okay, you're just saying shit for attention, obviously, but I don't even think I honestly
feel like they believe this shit.
You think so?
I do too.
Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe I'm just fucking whatever pill.
I don't know why color pill.
I don't know what those pills are.
Purple pill.
There's something because I've been listening lavender pill.
No, Danny's right.
They 100 I listened to this this got the whole god, the whole fucking episode. And he's right.
I'm like, that's that much of my co-host.
I have you three as a support group.
This in my kitchen yesterday, and I was losing my shit, it's, they do believe in every
word of it because this is not advice in this episode. It is a 40 minute
here. Are my God and father issues and you're going to fucking listen.
All right. So let's get back to this double standard here.
When a man cheats, I think it's where someone in woman cheats.
Okay. So what's find out why that is? Because you're probably wondering why it was up
here.
You know, he could be, I don't know, seeing prostitutes, he could give her an STD, like because men
in general are less trustworthy and their sexuality is more damaging, their behavior needs to
be monitored, controlled for their own benefit and for the benefit of society.
Whereas when men are controlling a woman, it's like, you know, monitoring your wear-boats,
like it could be used for stalking and so on, it could be putting her in physical danger.
So we break down when I just heard right there. It's worse when men cheat, cause I hate men.
Yeah, they're all just a dad's old.
They literally, I think episode three,
they said they are five or something,
they were just like, yeah, all men are trash.
I mean, it's obviously the best is that I'm getting there.
I'm not gonna be like,
you do believe this.
Yeah, they talk about how it's okay for a woman
to go through a guy's phone to see if he's cheating, but it's not okay for a guy to go through a guy's phone to see if he's cheating
But it's not okay for a guy to go through a woman's phone to see if she's cheating and here's the reason for that
So I was like sleeping on a woman's phone. It's a red flag
That's a my a myriad of other red flags that indicate that this person is dangerous and might kill you that escalated quickly
You just go through my phone are you gonna kill me?
Wonder what kind of guys these girls have been with because every level 10 right away
It's like yeah, you know on you. It's with a hooker and they're gonna give you aids
If they look through your phone, they're gonna fucking kill you and say whoa yeah
So Savannah thinks that guys should fund a woman's lifestyle
Absolutely of course so similarly to the paying for dates one
I think it's perfectly acceptable for a man to fund a woman's lifestyle and I think that's something that men should strive to do
For the woman in their life, but I don't think a woman should
Paff to do the same in terms of financial labor. Okay, I agree with that.
I'm cool with all of that.
It's fine.
I was like, what's the trade off, I guess?
Yeah, what?
What's find out why she thinks that's the case?
Because that's the part,
because they say she'll tell him, okay, it's fine,
I'm whatever.
And let's find out why.
Being with a man is generally detrimental to a woman,
especially if they have kids.
So, if we look at the sexual market,
generally speaking, women are generally
in a lot more demand than men.
I mean, so this means if a woman chooses to be
with a guy, she is shutting off a lot of potential
other opportunities that she might have,
that might actually be better than the man
she's chosen to be with.
So after the slam on all of men,
she actually goes with economic, like,
supplying demand. And yeah, economic, like, supply and
demand. And yeah, that makes sense. Okay. And it does make sense. The one thing that they
never failed to acknowledge is that they are a depreciating asset. They never will acknowledge
that fact that you're like, look, yes, you are more desirable. Obviously, in terms of supply demand thing, but you are literally spoiling.
Yes.
Yeah.
So it's a little good.
So it puts this bitch in the fridge
because it's running really quick out here.
I mean, seriously though,
that's the one thing that one acknowledges,
it'll be like, yeah, you're 40, so what?
Like, you get whatever you want, you're like, okay,
but, you know.
Well, and they neglect to point out that like,
a certain kind of woman
is in a lot higher demand than men.
They're doing this weird subprime mortgage shit with themselves.
Yeah.
They're helping themselves into like the A plus level mortgages and then definitely a savanna.
Yeah.
Fucking North London accent like in an anor.
Well, it's interesting because Savannah talks about how she would never date someone who made lost money than her and she says
She's very successful and she's doing very well and that's another thing that you know, and I know you're gonna yell at me again, daddy
But that's the other thing that's odd when they're like all everything stacked against us
I'm a minority in England and I'm a woman and I make a great job. I pick a ton of money like well
Okay, so I guess it's not well I'm a minority in England and I'm a woman and I make a great job. I make a ton of money. Well, okay
So I guess the shot
Yeah, I guess the other two don't because I the literally the last episode I listened to or maybe two ago
Maybe episode eight is when they started being like hey, so we need to jack our patient on up
So we can awkward our jobs and do this full time. Yeah, well
I mean, there's nothing wrong with that either
But in terms of like so they're not mean, Savannah's doing better than the other two,
but I think so.
So Willeth actually thinks you're pathetic
if you don't make as much money as she makes.
If I feel like me, if I can do better than you
and I'm female, and then I feel like you're slacking,
like you haven'tacking, right?
Like you haven't tried nearly as hard as I have in life. Like you're not focused.
Yeah, I'm not done finding that attractive.
If you don't make as much money as well as you are pathetic,
I agree with that.
I agree with that.
I'm with that one, that one.
That's not good.
Can't argue with that.
Can't argue with that.
The thing is, you think you're gonna just disagree
with them on everything,
and you're like, I kind of agree with them on a bunch. Everybody's so
conflicted who listens to it. It's funny because Willeth has another podcast
that I've never listened to, but it's about politics. Oh, go. And someone suggested
that we review it. And I sent over to Kaya a few weeks ago. And Kaya goes,
oh, Kar, I don't think I don't think you're going to have a lot of fun with this.
You'll probably agree with everything she says. I was like, I don't know.
They got some very bass takes about stuff.
We're going, woo.
They really are.
They're all over the place.
They'll say one thing and I'll throw my head back
and exhaustion and then the next thing I'm like,
all right, you got me back, go ahead.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what it's such an exhausting listen
because you're on a roller coaster of emotions.
Because Aaron sent me a bunch of notes
as he was going through
the show and it starts with like, what the fuck with these bitches? And then by the end,
it's like, this is why this was a lot of fun. It's all set and done. It's kind of interesting.
I was just going to say, I think the last clip of the church one kind of, it dovetails into what
we're talking about now with the financial stability and everything else because they do 40 minutes of like God sucks, the patriarchy sucks, it's
all shit.
And I don't want to spoil it, but they're first piece of advice for finding a guy outside
of what the church tells you is, it's perfect.
So vetting men for obviously financial stability, but also their ability to take direction from you
is of the utmost importance.
And then also personally, I don't think you should wait
so you can't make her to have sex
because I think like we said,
it could lead to a lot of dissatisfaction.
But I know, but for those of you who are born again,
virgins and like whose had sex and like so you have
at least some idea, like you have to lean on that experience
even when you're trying to choose a sexual partner
and that you're gonna have for the rest of your life.
Like I almost recommend having sex,
trying to start to draw badminton around what you like,
sexually what you don't,
and then like becoming a born again person.
So take a bunch of dick and then pretend you didn't.
Yeah, I know, I'm just gonna say,
board again version is a word made up by a woman.
I know, that's not the thing.
By that one, you think?
It's not the thing right there. Honey, we've been dating for six months. Why won't you sleep one, you think? It's not a big right there.
Honey, we've been dating for six months.
Why won't you sleep with me?
I told you I'm a boardie.
I'm a boardie.
What the fuck?
You fucked out my friends.
It's a problem here.
Why do you have a prescription for vowel tracks?
I'm confused.
Yeah, right.
I understand.
I don't think that virginity works that way.
And also the patriarchy sucks that God is the patriarchy and then the first thing.
When you're looking for a man, make sure he's got some money.
Right.
Well, they live in this world.
They got to take advantage of it.
I thought it was funny when they were complaining that religion is very much aligned with the
patriarchy.
I'm like, well, yeah, because God's a dude.
Of course, he's gonna create things that way.
We didn't let you have input in writing the shit. Of course he's gonna be great things that way. We didn't let you have input in writing
the shit. Of course. Right. And honestly, you weren't even a thought to be good with.
It wasn't until Adam was bored. But he's like, all right, here you go.
Yeah. And the chicken literally says, if you're eating, you go sleep in a barn in the hail. We were thinking about you.
We're thinking about keeping our sheets clean from your mats.
You don't want about religion air.
What else did you pick up on?
Oh boy, the third clip I had literally, I just wrote just more of the same.
And it's kind of what Danny said at the beginning from him listening
to so many episodes of this. This is kind of the point in the episode 1527 in where I went,
the dating advice, the dating advice isn't coming, is it?
No, no, no. You know, it's kind of like the Jordan Peterson thing a bit where Jordan Peterson
came out and you go, wow, this guy's like incredible. Is all these things go, yeah, that was 25 years of all of his theories
in one episode of Joe Rogan.
And then you go like, okay,
and then there's not much else.
Now there's not like new stuff.
He had a few new things and you go like,
yeah, that was like his whole life's work.
And his Jigs Hole life's work was like two episodes.
It's like Boston's first album.
You're like, hold, shit, I can't wait
to see what they're gonna do next.
Oh, okay, that's what you, okay, that was that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good. It's like a lot of first album. You're like, hold shit. I can't wait to see what they're going to do. Next like, oh, okay, that's what you, okay, that was that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's good.
Take a lot of first albums.
Yeah.
Because their first album was like two episodes.
And in that next clip, they also say that apparently the church is not okay with women
fucking around and hitting their spouse, but apparently churches are totally fine if
men fuck around and beat the shit out of their spouse. I didn't know this. I didn't know this was a real.
I'm Jewish, but church sounds sick. I mean, I grew up Catholic. So I stopped when I was
like 15 or 16. So I haven't been in a while. So I can't be the case.
There's often double standards around it and hypocritical. Like I said, they cherry pick
which types of things deserve forgiveness and which things deserve permanent condemnation, right?
And often, once again, it's things that give men power and disenfranchise women. So yes, like Savannah said,
there is a lot of pressure for women to extend grace to men for almost everything, including things like infidelity,
abuse, but you rarely see the opposite. And part of it, I think, is because men in those situations
are more likely to bounce and just give up on religion.
And my experience, they only practice religion
if it gives them some type of power.
And in fact, there's been a really big push,
and this isn't that before I left the church,
like one of the really big pushes in the church
was about defeminizing the church.
And that's the way the news goes. Who's going to think this?
This is the opposite of fun.
What's going on here now?
I know.
That was the middle of the episode where I started to go, Carl, what the fuck?
What are we doing?
They just tweeted that they hit a million listens to.
Yeah.
God bless.
Yeah, for all their episodes.
Yeah, just the whole idea that like,
yeah, guys, totally, the church totally is fine with
guys fucking around.
Yeah, it's not like it's one of the top 10 rules you shouldn't do.
There's 10 rules.
There's one of them.
That's the one.
You can play it.
All right, I'm going to get back to double standards.
Physical labor should only be performed by men.
Oh, hell yeah, this is my biggest double standard.
I don't do physical labor, so, and I don't care.
So I'm like, if you're bigger than me,
and it's gonna take you a fraction of the time,
it just makes more sense for the man to do it.
I've been in at least three bands with female singers.
I've never even seen one of them pushing an amp that's on wheels.
Went alone, lift to get up and putting it out in the stage.
First off, I would just like to note that these chicks,
they're not against physical labor,
they're against labor.
Okay, because they don't want to do emotional labor either.
That's a whole fucking.
So episodes run how they won't do emotional labor.
They're done with emotional labor.
So they're like, no emotional labor, no physical labor, just, they're fucking pegbundi.
They're just sitting around eating bonbons.
That's it.
Yeah, I love the lot.
Every other relationship advice thing I've ever heard has always been like relationships
are 50, 50 and these chicks are proudly just, this is a zero to 100 thing.
Here's what.
Yeah, dude's ain't shit.
It's like if you want us, you know, you're going to have to fucking do all of everything.
But Danny, it's not kind of the part you like in a weird way you respect about these girls.
I honestly, I'm telling you like everybody's like, oh, you hate them.
I'm like, I don't hate them.
Right.
I honestly, I'm weirdly captivated.
I disagree with them on some things.
I agree with them on some things.
I don't like it.
No, I'm with you.
I'm a bit of a cock home syndrome, I guess would be.
I don't know.
Something's going on.
So yeah, this is an interesting clip.
And listen closely. I'll explain my thoughts on it.
It's an interesting thing, because there's a lot of times
some women who are white color workers
that are like, well, everything's equal
and we both work jobs, et cetera.
And then when you look at women who are working class
where most of the men in their demographic
are that they would date are working physical,
like manual labor jobs are things
that are very, very physical.
And so there's no delusion of physical equality
when you're working class because of the fact of how
gender segregated work is on the working class level
versus in white color jobs, like blue color jobs
and pink color jobs are extremely sex segregated
versus white color jobs.
Yes, again, I agree, women are stupid.
And the better educated, the dumber they are.
What's a pink color job?
I've never heard that term.
I'm assuming that that's like.
Is that like sex work?
Oh.
No, that's a thing though.
No, because they don't think sex works real work.
Like they're very, like if you're only fans or anything,
like they're not like the liberal feminists,
because they rail on those people who go like,
like dude, they were talking to shade about vice,
because vice wrote an article about them and saying how like, yeah dude, they were talking to shit about vice because vice-prone and article about them
and saying how like, yeah, vice is telling girls,
go be like sex workers and how that's so bad
and they're like, yeah, that's pretty good advice.
I love it when they fight amongst themselves.
Yeah.
Well, it's just funny to me that they go,
when you're doing like real physical work,
you can tell the difference between men and women.
It's very obvious.
But these women who are just in the office all day
are like, oh, we're all exactly equal. No, you're obviously missing something here. And yeah, I think
they are very much anti feminist. Yeah. Feminist Twitter would be like, it's probably going
to be super pissed at us for being like, oh my gosh, you're reinforcing traditional
gender roles. And it's like, I'm a cat. This point I'm doing cat. I don't give a shit.
I want to sit up on my throne as the queen, you know, like an Empress observing her traditional gender roles and it's like, I'm a cat. This point, I'm doing cat. I don't give a shit.
I want to sit up on my throne as the queen,
you know, like an Empress observing her kingdom, you know.
That's a healthy attitude.
That'll work out well for you, the white rod.
But I mean, they're not lying.
Like, you know what I mean?
The guys are like, yeah, I kind of want that too.
Yeah.
The thing that they're kind of, I think, acknowledging
is that there is a real battle here that they need
to be like active, like actively participating in to kind of be like, yeah, who gets the throne, you know?
Right, yeah. The only thing they're missing though is like they have there, I want to sit on the
throne and just stay here. Like all of us kind of have that dream and then we go, oh, we should maybe
work towards getting this and that and it'll lead
to the throne. Maybe they're just like, this shit, but what? This shit's late. Why isn't
it coming? Right. I've been having a vagina all my life. And I still have not been put
on this throne that I was promised. What's going on? But I do like their honesty, Danics,
I think a lot of women think this way and don't say it out loud.
A girl, you can't, you say it out loud right now and like you're an enemy, like you're a villain.
You want to make these points.
Like there's that, what's that girl?
Like Brett Cooper and there's that like that YouTuber
like just perly things, you know,
and they're just saying like,
hey girls, you're insides are spoiling,
saying the same stuff that like Andrew Tate's saying,
and then people are like these fucking turn coats,
like you, like they are hated.
But I give them credit because they are not going
to ever apologize for things they say.
But I stand by what I said, and I'll never apologize for it.
I stand by my ethnic slur.
I think that's healthy attitude, damn.
Also, the first clip that I pulled when I started listening
to this show, the one woman I think it's with,
starts doing a guy on Twitter impression,
and I think it's pretty spot on.
Guys on Twitter and shit, they're always like,
oh, what if the genders were reversed
or what if the roles were swapped or whatever?
I don't care.
Yeah, like, oh, that's sexist against men.
Does it say thinking that men are more likely
to be rapists, that sexist against men?
That's discrimination.
Like, it's discrimination to not let me,
you know, have this or that job
where I have access to vulnerable minor girls and stuff or whatever, right?
That's the voice I do and I'm reading Twitter.
I do.
Oh, really, Buck is a fucking cool.
Every job interview I've ripped that voice out.
This will be really girls.
You show it's a ride, man.
It is.
All right, let's, let's hit the other clips that you pulled here, Aaron.
My next one is real quick. It was just my general, I had to clip this for you to let you
know where I was at at the 20 minute, 48 second mark. I agreed with them wholeheartedly
with this sentiment.
Can I just say you, right? Fucking you. Yes, it's something I'm very nice. Oh, yeah.
God, that audio quality is garbage. It's so bad. And honestly, I like, nice. Oh, yeah, God, that audio quality is garbage.
It's so bad.
And honestly, I like, I can't, like, they don't have, like, they have, I don't know, five
for 700 patrons, like, I can't believe they haven't fixed this yet.
No, I never, I've never checked that out.
Let's see how they're doing.
I actually am, I might join their patron.
Yeah.
Yeah, I bought, we bought some merch of theirs.
I don't know if you saw them.
I'm not.
I haven't seen that.
A cast reader. Daily's out of this. I'm not. I haven't seen that. A cast reader.
Daily's all the way to this.
Oh no, I'll do it.
So the way we came, the way they even
got on our radar too was that I posted this tweet
about Gabby Petito.
There was a joke that, because remember, she got all these
followers after she died?
Yeah.
She got like five million followers.
I go like, this is just a good example to influencers
everywhere to like, if you want a lot of followers,
go get murdered.
And then they're, and then they're fucking post my tweet and they're subreddit being like, this fucking piece of a lot of followers go get murdered and then they're and then they're fucking post my tweet
And they're subreddit being like this fucking piece of shit. Thanks women should go get murdered
I'm like that's what you took away from it
Like it's obviously a joke, but anyways, and then so that's how I found out about the and term low-value male
My show is that's the like obviously their term, but anyways, so we went on their
Website when they shut down their subreddit because they wanted to like monetize our thing and they had mugs
Scroat tears mugs
Really is meat look at that. It's with handles
You're looking at this and then this is Ryan like it looks like no shit
It's like really fucking crazy
These are the show exists. They saw you guys on YouTube. We don't like women
exists. They saw you guys on YouTube. We don't like women.
What they're dealing with the no man hat. This is when I get really salty. Listen to the streams that comes on like after I'm like two
hours in. Yeah, I'm trying to get that on. I got to I got to tap out
for a little bit guys. I got to go buy some of this shit. Yeah.
No shit. They don't like much much. But the Scroeteers do they have a roast a Scroete apron and a
Queen shit bar chain bracelet. Do I hope they make more money
than what's his name? Joe, uh,
ring John.
Everyone makes everyone makes more by his name. John Alex Jones.
I was trying to remember my favorite merch store
of all the podcasters.
There's you put out supplements too.
Yeah.
It's getting so much fun.
It's a free advice.
I think I'll brain supplements.
Yeah.
Do you want to be smart like us?
No, thank you.
Hard pass.
So that was it.
Well, you were talking about Danny how you posted
and the subreddit.
And I thought that was interesting
as Ruth explains her big claim to fame.
This is one that actually I made a post about it
like a year ago on Reddit and it went crazy.
And like the both the hemisphere of Manosphere
and like every sphere on Reddit went crazy over this one.
I think it's okay for the woman to look at her man's phone
to see if he's up to no good, but if a man is monitoring a woman's
phone, I think that's course of control.
Boom! Hi, Tate! Wow! Let's guess if Hot Takes Out of Reddit guys watch out.
Do they say this shit without knowing the microphones are on?
Like, oh, then she explains why that's the case.
When a man is monitoring a woman's phone, the possibility for that to escalate into physical abuse
is much more dangerous, whereas like, I don't know,
maybe a woman could do course of control on a man,
but he's not at any physical threat or danger,
and there isn't a whole patriarchal system.
Under patriarchy, when men monitor a woman,
he has more ability to fuck up her life,
whereas a woman monitoring a man
doesn't really have as much of an opportunity to fuck up his life.
Oh, yeah, chicks never fucked up a dude's life before.
Dude, you could shun our beds.
I mean, this is well-documented.
Yeah, you're being a steaver in the bad, man.
Well, I mean, in our defense, I mean, don't text your ex.
You won't break out in a nosebleed.
You know?
That's good point.
Dude, these chicks, honestly, if you just
replace Guy and Girl, like they sound like,
like, this sounds like a podcast.
I'm like, come up some guy in Saudi Arabia.
All right.
Let's hit these last couple on your board there, Aaron.
Yeah.
I, you know, this next one, and I try, I swear,
I tried to keep these under a minute,
but they are so hard to find their start point and their end point on their thoughts.
It's really difficult.
This one I thought was great because we've dug it so far into their thoughts on double
standards.
And I thought this one showed it perfectly.
It was no matter what we do, it's the church's fault.
And no matter how we rebel, it's the church's fault.
Oh, that's pretty convenient. Wow.
Why I think there was such a rise in liberal feminism
because it was basically like fuck all that, right?
Like, I own my sexuality, I'm an experiment with my sexuality.
They just kind of took it to an extreme, right?
Because they were just trying to be anti-conservative.
And because conservative purity culture is toxic
and it's toxic in its own way because of the fact that
once again everything is about making women sexually exploitable to men and we've more talked about it
from the angle of secularism because we've talked about like prostitution and the sex industry etc.
But that kind of grooming mentality it really did start in conservative culture. I feel like when
women left started to kind of leave that angle,
they just took that same idea,
but like applied it to secular culture
and that like your sexuality
and that like letting men dictate.
Why does she laugh just there?
What was that towel for?
I like when people laugh when I say anything remotely funny.
Oh, these chicks are constantly laughing at their like shitties.
They say, and they'll say something like sexual,
and they giggle a bunch of children,
just because they said something gross or sexual.
They'll apply to the secular culture
and that your sexuality and that letting men dictate
what sexy and what your sexuality should be.
And then saying it's empowering.
Because one of those I started to notice
when I started to like, when I left the church
and then started to kind of navigate the world
as a sexual being outside of the church
And then figuring out what that means. It's like oh a lot of their language is actually
Ironically the exact same coming from purity culture
Okay, yeah, it was a foster
When we were I know that it was so hard to find clips where they just like had a concise point
But the the boiled out one down it, we rebelled against the church,
we fucked around, it didn't make us happy, it must have been the church's fault.
Right.
No, it's the bike spokesman basically.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You might want to have like certain, I don't know, principles that you live by, might
make things a little bit better, but yeah, they have one principle, a matter of trash.
Yeah, right.
How's that working?
That's that working. I think one of them, a man or trash. Yeah, right. How's that working? That's that work.
I think one of them has a boyfriend who gets paid for it.
So that's cool.
All right.
Let's hit this last clip.
You want to set it up and all there?
Yeah, we're skipping the, oh no, we did the last last one.
This is a long one, Carl.
You can use your judgment on this because again, it was just, it was scatter shot. The main thing I wanted
to hone in on was apparently they connected the church with BDSM and I thought that was
interesting.
And they were upset about how pronouns are capitalized in BDSM. Like Danny said, it's
a ride.
And we talk about that all the time when a concept of submission as it means from BDSM
versus how submission is framed within Christian culture.
Like it's literally framed the exact same way
that female submission is the power position
within a Christian marriage
and that actually the man has more responsibility
in that kind of situation
because he's more accountable to God and that
even though it looks like abuse on the outside, it's actually just abusive and then I, either woman in that kind of situation because he's more accountable to God and that like and that even though it looks like abuse on the outside
It's actually just a bit of and then I either woman in that situation that has the more power
And so you see that exact same rhetoric being said by BDSM communities and that's why I'm like, so this is just basically like
Bizarro world Christianity in a lot of ways
Yes, yes
So that's how you date females you know
It's interesting because it actually reminds me of one of the greatest videos that
Danny and Ryan made where it shows that are people who are all the way left and all
the way right or kind of the same people.
Yeah, way too much to religion or way too much out of religion.
You go all the way around the circle and we have the other side.
You know, it's funny.
I was I was thinking about that sketch too when I was listening to this show.
I was like, no matter how far away they get from their church, they come right back to
the problems they had with the church.
But at no point in this 41 minutes, do they consider, for even a second, that it might be
a them hang.
No, nothing is there, if all, to ever.
Would it be great if just one of these episodes, when we come down to this, you know what,
I was listening back to some previous episodes we're all like
cunts we have to get over ourselves I know they know their cons they're very well aware
it's their identity at this point yeah that four hour episode that just starts with hey girls
do you think maybe some of these problems could be our hang ups. All right. Well, this is, uh, this is actually been a lot of fun. And, uh, Danny, I, I'm glad
that you brought us into your world here. Yes. Yes. I appreciate you having me on. I'm
sorry that I had to do that to you, and your listeners that they have to ever even hear
about this. But like I said, I kind of enjoyed it. I'm going to, um, LA next week. I'm going
to go on the Dicks show. I might bring some clips for him.
Do it, man.
I mean, I don't know if he does, he does like a stream.
I'll call in or something if you want.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is becoming my like area of expertise.
I'm like, I'm like, Indiana Jones here, some shit.
I am like a scholar of the female dating strategy.
It's fun because when I hear people talking about
settling John, I'm like, oh, how come they didn't
consult me on this? Like, you're talking about that. I call it, call me up. It's fun to get. When I hear people talking about settling John, I'm like, how come they didn't consult me on this?
Like, you're talking about that.
I call it, call me up.
It was right here.
Feel the same way about Danny and female dating strategy.
Well, that's like, I was so surprised
that you found this show,
because I looked at how few subscribers I had.
I'm like, Carl digs fucking deep.
And then it totally makes sense.
Danny has just committed.
Well, it's only because they fucking put me on blast.
And then someone was like,
hey, this sub, you're on blast
and this subreddit and they like hate you.
And then I just got into it.
I go, this isn't, what is this?
You know what?
And I'm even happier.
I love that it was born out of resentment.
I like, it wasn't even born as fascination.
I don't even resent, like, I don't hate them.
That is, I don't, I don't like to deal with that though.
I like, I like them sometimes. I like some of the things I say,
no, that's wild. Like some of the things I say, insane.
It is, it is weird though, when you catch that one part where you go, where you're like,
you're doing that thing in your body where you're gearing up to hate what they're about to say.
And then you let all your muscles go and go, yeah, I guess so.
Yeah, yeah. Someone said it, they're like watching it.
It's like, it's, I'm like in a bad,
this is someone said on the, they go,
this feels like a bad marriage.
I'm Danny torturing himself, listening to his podcast,
because we think we want it.
We watch along to support Danny,
because he seems like a good guy.
But I still love him.
I honestly, I have nowhere else to go.
Yeah, exactly.
Danny, do you want to hang out?
We got some other things to get to.
Yeah, yeah, hang out for a little bit.
Okay, yeah, starting with our.
Bridge of the week.
Bridge of the week.
And this one comes in, oh, I didn't write the guy's name down.
All right, sorry about that, buddy.
Thank you for setting this in.
But this is a show called Geek Time, The Next Generation.
And the host is this Chris Eyreight Gamer,
which I guess is the poor man's angry video game nerd.
And he's taking calls.
He's got a call in show.
And this goes well.
This color calls in with zero confidence.
And he's very nervous.
I like it all right.
Yeah.
All right, Viva, what's on your mind?
Hey, I can hear you.
Yeah, I can hear you.
What's up?
All right, Viva, what's on your mind?
Part of the things I've been thinking about him
and I can hear it.
It's just more like there's a lot of,
so part of the things I've been thinking about.
Turn it right down, sir.
There's a lot of the...
There's a lot of the...
I lost my trade thought.
There's a lot of the more...
Tell them I turned down.
There's a lot of the more...
Tell them I turned down.
There's a lot of the more...
I feel like it's not really being shoved in their face.
But more, I got it are telling me to run down.
I got people shoved in our face more that it's just so nervous.
Oh, my God.
That's all right.
Come on.
You're all happy with that.
You're so good.
I tripping my balls off.
I know.
Why is Chris trying to get this guy to get through the call?
It's not working out.
Move out.
Shut it down.
It reminds me of
you guys remember when Richard from the Howard Stern show would call in with his nervous guy character.
Of course. Exactly like that. Yes. Now you used to do a morning show, Aaron. Do you have people
calling you to tell them to turn down their radio? I still let people call into my live shows now.
Yeah. And we have one guy, Carl, that actually wrote you a song.
No, no shop.
His name's Jake Hudson.
He's from Mississippi.
Don't worry.
After he finds out I was on this show,
he'll be one of your biggest fans too.
Oh, is it that couple of batteries?
Are you telling me?
No, no, no, it's very complimentary.
It's just you just want him to stop.
It won't end.
Yeah.
He has a, oh God, I wish I could find one on my
soundboard here to just play a couple seconds. What are looking for that? I have another You're all YouTube. YouTube.com.
Let's do it.
And I have in my DM somewhere, I just don't open Jake's shit because it's infuriating.
He has who are these podcasts song and I haven't listened to it.
Oh, well, you have to set that a lock to me.
I'll check it out.
I have a second cringe of the week this week.
This one comes in from our body. Adam Thoreau.
This is a video cringe of the week. Although if you're listening to this, it'll work out just as well.
This is a show called the Black Guy Who Tips.
It's hosted by Rod and Karen. It's a pretty woke podcast with almost 3,000 episodes and this one is from episode
2,590.
What?
All right, let's get into some other news.
See it's been a couple of days.
So why don't we do some LGBTQ news?
All right, so we're gonna do LGBTQ news
and they have a stinger for it.
That's a little bit lengthy for a stinger, but
it really gets you into the mood to go into this segment.
Oh, I can't help it.
Here we go.
Let me see what you want to be.
You better move your body.
You better move your feet.
And I want to grow.
Show me what's cool.
Riding care and babies.
LGBTQ.
We're gonna take this down when we still have bright yellow. All right, Mondare Jones, one of the first black and gay members of Congress loses his primary
We're gonna do with it
It's like I had he lost
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So OP is going for it now. And we brought this up a month or two ago
that he's putting out these video clips
that are 40 seconds, a minute and a half.
Just quick little like his take on stuff.
Yeah, and he's been, someone's producing this stuff
and it's got all the production value
that you could possibly want in a video.
And now look at what his channel is starting to look like.
Look at these thumbnails that he has.
This one is Yon Iron Circles Around Them.
And it shows Jim and Sam from Series XM
with a bunch of opi heads running around like,
I think that the amount of time and effort that went into making this thumb
Has to be 10 acts of actually making this video. Yeah, which is out
It's it's nice to see that as he said many times before he's over the opian Anthony era and he's moving on
Yeah, this every single thing on here is the real end of the opian Anthony show
Everything is about why oppie's fighting back.
And it's just all things that he knows,
he's gonna get clicks on,
he's got not friends with a photo of the friends gang,
but it's all Anthony and drag and stuff.
It's so bizarre.
It's so weird.
So, I mentioned this thumbnail about Yon,
I run circles around the world.
Check out what this video is.
This is so insane.
I'm better than Jim and Sam just doing this.
I get to run circles around those guys.
I know that.
I know that.
I know that.
I know that.
I know that.
I know I'm better than Jim and Sam.
I mean, that's not even like, that's not even open for discussion.
I'm better than Jim and Sam just doing this with no staff, with bad Wi-Fi.
I need to run circles around those guys.
I know that.
So that's not a big accomplishment to go,
you know, you're better than Jim and Sam.
That's an easy one.
That's it.
Yeah.
That was the video.
What kind of trash talking is that?
He doesn't give a reason. He's never listened to that show. He said he's never listened to it. So he That was the video. What? What kind of trash talking is that? He doesn't give a reason.
He's never listen to that show.
He's never listen to it.
So he comes down and just goes,
I'm better than them doing this.
Doing what?
And how so?
Like what's bad about their show?
What don't you like about an Opie?
What's good about what you're doing?
What's bad about?
He just goes, oh yeah, no, I'm way better than them.
They suck.
He wasn't articulate enough.
What is he talking about?
And he looks great, too.
He looks like shit.
Yes.
Opie's whole gimmick lately has been just, it's been really hard to watch because you're
like, you're a multi millionaire. You've got a beautiful place. Your heart's really not
into starting like a broadcast thing again. Like you just ride off into the sunset, man.
I mean, also it's like he's getting 400 views and he has a hundred and forty thousand subscribers. I know.
It's not a good look.
That's not good.
I mean, they're working.
They're loving you, pal.
Yeah, I know.
And he's all lean on this.
And when I think it's fascinating, by the way, I wanted to address it is because, and
this is something that Anthony talked about quite a bit, is Opie's been able to get
away with mediocrity by saying, well, I'm not even trying.
I don't even do a real show.
I just walk around and I just turn on the camera in my house
and I just talk and read the chat.
But if I want to do a real show,
I'd be bigger than Joe Rogan.
Everyone knows that.
So now he's actually hired some people.
Obviously he's not a Photoshop, David.
So he's hired some people.
He's getting some production going.
He's putting these things together.
So I'm here to declare an opus going for it.
He's trying to do something again.
Yeah, I think he saw those first couple, O and A Q and A clips do something a little more
than what he was doing already. Yeah. So like you said, now he's going to go for it.
But now notice he's going for it without looking like he's going for it. So he has something
built in. And if it doesn't take off of course okay
So here's a little bit of a longer video. We don't have to watch the whole thing, but this is the reason why he's fighting back
Meanwhile, he's been talking all this shit ever since he started this podcast. I don't know he's talking
No, he's talking he's fighting back. Okay. Well, let's see. I think that is one of my
One of the things I did wrong was like not really giving my side
of things for a very, very long time.
I love these people too because you know if they went through half the crap I went through,
yeah, they would just sit there and just take it right and say nothing, shut up.
OP never admits when he's wrong.
The only time he does is like, yeah, I haven't been as big of a dick as I should have
had.
That's your takeaway.
OP.
They always said that OP, you know, Anthony and Jim always said that Opie
lacked self awareness. And by listening to Opie himself, just be like, yeah, I understand
I've made mistakes. And you're like, Oh, this is good. Well, I wasn't a big enough selfish
asshole of those guys. Double down syndrome. Still listen to ONA every day, right? That's where you should be at. Ignore the drama.
Good advice. I went all in with the drama in the last,
I don't know, a bunch of weeks. I'm going to start tapping out.
I feel like I got most of my two cents out there.
Most of my two cents. I don't know how that's going to go.
I think I got half of my two cents. That's how that's going. I think I got half of my two cents in.
So sad to hear that one thumbnail, he goes like, I used to be a radio legend or whatever
and it's like, nobody gives a shit anymore.
I don't know.
How did he fuck that up?
And radio's not even an important thing anymore.
It's not present for anyone.
No, yeah, exactly.
What's interesting about it is, OP actually always makes the same point Danny does but OP doesn't stop talking about it
Oh, you guys this was a radio show from eight years ago
Yeah, notice I'm not the one reviewing open Anthony. I'm reviewing what OP is doing now
Because I like to open
But I got some people that work for me.
I got a little staff even though I don't know what this is.
And let's see, that's right there.
I thought that was very interesting.
So he's got a staff now.
People are working for him.
So and by the way, all of these videos are monetized.
There's tons of ads, even though they're 40 seconds,
which doesn't make sense to me, but whatever.
So OP is definitely like trying to get
some type of income stream going again. So OP is definitely like trying to get
some type of income stream going again.
Well, it's just good to know Pat Duffy has a job, you know?
You know exactly what he's talking about.
Someone brought to my attention some of these videos
that are out there about me.
I'm like, all right, I'm done.
I'm just trying to take the high road.
And I'm like, I'm done.
It's tiny at least put my two cents out there.
And then I could breathe easier, sleep better at night,
and then move on with my life.
And that's why, he always says his sleep's fine at night.
Right, he always says it.
He's like, oh, so I don't have any regrets.
I sleep perfect every single night, and I was going,
and I see these videos, so I got a fucking fight back now.
Yeah, which one is it?
Are you sleeping fine at night?
Or do you need to do these videos
so you can sleep fine at night?
Which one is it? I feel like you should be on the email dating podcast.
It just got you to do yourself.
Why that's why I've upped the videos in recent weeks and actually probably the last few months.
Is there a few things that I saw and I don't want to promote them and give
Give these videos more attention. But who are these podcasts?
Is what you're talking about?
You're two jack abs. Lashy.
What are these podcasts?
Subscribe.
Carl's sitting here thinking, come on, say my name.
This is just full of lies.
I'm like, I'm not.
So I'm going to do nut like so I'm gonna do my thing.
I love it people just a blanket and everyone's lying
about me statement.
Yeah, like these are people who knew you personally
who are talking shit and everyone's just lying
about you why to what end?
Wanna explain what why there is and what your rebuttal is?
Yeah, you hope you would be a lot more sympathetic
and believable if you went, some people are
lying about me.
Some people are shitting on me pretty accurately.
I'm going to, yeah.
I think that is one of my, one of the things I did wrong was like not really giving my
side of things for a very, very long time.
I was, I was trying to like trying to protect the brand in general.
So someone commented, do people still walk on Greg shells around you?
Because that was Anthony's thing, you know,
when all people said, mood, you have to walk on Greg shells.
Yeah, okay.
You know, that was a lot of projecting from other people, right? I'm into when there's going up to you. That's all he says. That was just a lot of projecting from other people right? I'm gonna do this long enough.
That's all he says.
That's just a lot of pretending.
I'm moving out now.
I'm not mad at it.
Yeah, good.
Okay, for example, about some of this hate crap, my views go way up.
I'm not stupid.
Right.
You know, that's another thing.
My mom.
That's funny too.
So like you pointed out, Danny, 140,000 subscribers.
He goes, when I addressed the old open Anthony stuff,
my views go way up. It's got like 800 views. That's not that impressive. You can't make
a living off of that. That's a bad one for me and I ain't shit. Yeah, I know. I'm not
hiring a staff if I'm going to get 100 views on a video. Yeah. No. Didn't raise no dummy. But it just takes, it takes something out of
you. There are days when I go all in and talk about all that garbage. And I walk the beach
and I just feel like, you look like that. I mean, Opie keeps talking about these things.
He's going to do to make himself feel better, but yet every sentence out of his mouth is misery.
Yeah, you notice that?
I know.
Yeah, it's just he's scrunching all the time and looking lots.
Yeah.
Oh, so it's a bouncing out.
Oh, shit up.
They took their shots for many, many years.
So shot up.
I'll do whatever I want
I got a few more videos to post and then maybe I'll move on
After this one
Why is it the people who aren't trying to be funny? I always the funniest I
the people who aren't trying to be funny. I always the funniest. I'll say I've been watching all these OP videos. I'll admit it. Yeah, you're in. I'm all in with the opster. Danny,
did you watch your with snowpean Anthony back in the day? Probably not really. They didn't
have it in Canada. Right. It wasn't on Canada. Like I've watched obviously watched a lot
of stuff on YouTube, but we didn't have it. No one could have predicted. This is the way
it would go. It was a great show, but it's been almost
as entertaining watching the eight-year fallout
from the explosion that was Anthony's firing.
Yeah.
Realize the extent.
Because when I tell people I don't,
I don't click on anything,
and I don't watch Anthony's stuff.
And I don't call my hair.
I don't shower, do laundry. I told you guys, I don't watch Anthony stop and I don't comb my hair. I don't shower do laundry
I told you guys I don't click on anything including my own videos
Terrible
except every once in a blue moon and that blue moon is literally years at this point
I had no idea
What's in a blue moon and by blue moon I mean the years.
By blue moon I mean like all the time on a regular basis.
I set the alarm on my phone.
Of the garbage that was being thrown and set about me.
I'm working with a couple of new people that just put it that way.
And they sat me down there like, you need a push back against.
And I'm like, what?
I mean, I knew people were bashing me.
I'm not stupid, but to the extent.
Wow, that's dependable.
Right.
I believe one of those two statements.
Yeah, I believe you knew people were bashing him.
Yes.
And that's why you saw a major uptick on me pushing back. I had no idea
The garbage that was being said
So you shot up. I'll do whatever I want. Who are you?
Who are you? Who's arguing with them?
This reminds me of that joke movie. I'm like how how do you figure out how to use Streamy hard?
How is he like how is he figuring any of this stuff out?
It seems so confused and then you're also like it's never been easier to just do a show
So just like do a show right you just go do a YouTube live show. It's like it's could not be easier
Yeah, and it's also opi you're like six seven years late on this
I don't think anybody that was associated with the old O and A show has really been
shitting on him at all.
No, like nobody's been saying anything.
So Anthony will go on and address things that OP says about.
Right.
He will, but he says it on compound.
Right.
I got a mountain.
Like it's not like a massive viewership there.
Like it's just like, you know, that they have their people watching. You're like, it's not getting out in the public.
Jim Norton literally doesn't say anything about Opie ever. Never even mentioned his name.
Same with Sam Roberts. Same with E-Rock. Like these guys don't talk about Opie. I try
to do. I want to do.
And you also notice that like not not to get too heady into the O and A world or anything,
but you also notice that
while they all might not be making as much money, they all seem to be having a much better
time.
Not around OP.
Yeah, you notice that?
Yeah.
Look, Anthony seems happy running his thing.
Jim seems satisfied in the show he's doing.
I mean, Sam got a bump up from the whole thing.
So like everybody's happy
and content doing their own thing. And Opie is not only yelling about how miserable things
are, but doing it with a beautiful ocean backdrop in his $1 million home. He's literally
arguing with himself on the internet right now. I just saw Jim Norton has stand up a
couple of weeks ago and he's on top of his game. It was one of his best sets that I've ever seen.
So yeah, these other guys have moved on and they're doing fine.
I don't know if he's actually like, he's right there with them.
Yeah, I know we're all still doing our thing.
No.
You've got to get a big thumbnail for you.
It's not the second.
It's a little different.
All right.
I have to address the big news of the week,
Stuttering John, finally successfully,
got a copyright violation against me on YouTube.
We had a video removed and I got my first
copyright violation if you get three, you lose your channel.
So I take this type of thing kind of serious.
You had a, he got you for a copyright for what?
He did.
I'm gonna get into it right after this. Woo! Gakki, yeah! So this is him on the Thursday episode.
At the very end of the episode,
he's addressing that he was able to get a video of ours taken down.
Or you can become a YouTube member. Speaking of YouTube,
I do want to give a shout out to YouTube.
To YouTube.
Because some loser decided to post my beer on the balcony.
All right, so the way he just said that, it's as if I took his show and posted it on my
YouTube channel, I would never do that.
People would unsubscribe immediately.
His show is unwatchable.
I take clips of his show and we make fun of him.
It's very different.
The whole John thing with the thing with you and him, I can't believe I honestly, Carl,
I can't believe he got you for one because I know it doesn't make sense. Remarkable, but
well, I put in the counter notification. So he has 10 days to file. I mean, it has
not fair use. Right. I mean, it's insane. So I put in a counter- notification
and you have to put in your rational,
this is so obviously fair use.
I don't even know how to explain this to you.
So he has 10 days to file a federal lawsuit against me
or else it gets reinstated
and I get my violation taken off of you too.
Yeah, I was gonna say,
because like I get just to the stream on my streams and stuff,
I'm constantly getting copyright claims
and I dispute them and like just, I don't think I'll go away.
Except for I did a, I showed on a private stream warsky getting knocked out and they just
blocked that video.
They didn't even do a copyright claim.
They just straight up was like blocked it.
And even though I was like, obviously, you're commenting on it.
They still just, that was like an instant block.
I never seen that before.
Interesting. I still just that was like an instant block. I never seen that before. Interesting.
I've been demonetized on videos about use a clip from
another TV show.
I don't care about whatever, but it's like the actual
like repercussions, real repercussions.
But so Danny, so because you've been through this experience,
the way that it works on YouTube,
so I had to go through copyright school
and copyright school on YouTube.
You ever do this before, Danny?
No, no, because on minor claims, they're not strikes.
Yeah, so this was actually a real strike.
So I had to go to copyright school.
I watched a four minute video made for children
about how the copyright law works.
That I answer four questions.
And then it's like, congratulations,
you've passed copyright school.
Yay.
But the way that this works though,
when you put in your counter notification
and you say, I don't believe this is a copyright infringement,
they really try to scare the shit out of you.
They're like, by the way, if you go through with this
and it's determined that this was a copyright violation,
then we're gonna take your first born son,
your third cousin, we're going to torture you. We're going to rape your girlfriend.
I'm like, you too.
This is seems extreme, but your producers say, right?
Well, actually, yeah, they're going to do if you're wrong.
They threaten you.
Like a second strike or something?
No, they threaten you with serious legal ramifications.
Yeah.
Do you see that?
I don't know if you follow because I only saw about this yesterday, but that, you know, I hit Piccret. Yes, I do. Yeah. Do you see that? I don't know if you follow because I only saw about this yesterday, but that, you know,
I hit a crit.
Yes, I do.
Yeah.
But Twitter or whatever, he posted a tweet on one of his videos about the, you know, that
Celsius crypto thing.
No, no, it was run.
So there was this crypto thing called Celsius.
It was like a whatever.
Huge crypto thing.
And then the head of risk management was this girl.
She was running like responsible for $300 million and she had like two years previous to 23 to his previous been in like
some porn video and he like posted something about it and then she sued him and he's like
now like in court over this shit over what she's doing.
A fact you know, go look at go pull up I have a crits Twitter because he has a go fund me
going right now to for 50 grand because she's suing him to manage her
reputation or something. Well, it's crazy. I guess, and he's in Canada. He's not even in America.
But I don't understand though, if she was in porn and he points that out, he didn't put her in porn.
Exactly. And then the whole thing is that Celsius thing went under because it was like a Ponzi scheme.
Because all these people were like, yeah, why is this chick who is like important two years ago, responsible for $300 million right now,
two years later, right?
And then the porn thing kept coming up and then now she's like suing everybody, but like,
they were right.
Because this thing just like went belly up and everybody lost all their money.
It is weird.
I will say that people are, I put up on Twitter that I put in the counter notification and
I do get very nice fans of who are these podcasts
responding like you got to take the stuff seriously because you never know
the you get these judges who don't understand the internet or how anything works and anything can happen. So yeah, of course, you know
It's I mean I'm having fun with it, but if if John gets any headway with this at all
There's just no justice in the universe
And profit from it on YouTube.
And I had it removed.
And I will continue to have removed.
And tomorrow I have a conference call with me,
my lawyer and patron and patron support legal
to complain about a show that is really, really promoting hate.
And it should not be allowed to go on and Patreon should not be profiting from this, nor should this
loser. So I look forward to the conversation that I'll be having tomorrow to see what will be done
and tell them what needs to be done.
I'm calling that the Patreon call is fake because there's no way Patreon would waste their
time with a guy who says, hey, this show or these podcasts has someone in their discord
server writing the N word.
Patreon will be like, okay, what does that do with anything?
I mean, if Discord, yeah, disco can shut it down if I guess disco
But I mean that's every discord pretty much right. It's every four about the internet
Also, what about the fact that we're now watching this video? What do you mean as far as
He's saying he's copying me. We're watching the video about the copy right claim full inception style
And you're like are you trying to get me in trouble right now?
conception style and they're like, are you trying to get me in trouble right now?
I'm not even in trouble,
but I'm saying it's ludicrous right now.
So it's just gonna never end.
He's just gonna like just claim this.
That's what he's saying.
Yes, he's gonna get every single thing shut down.
What John is doing, he's being such a fucking care
and it's incredible.
The two entities that he's going after
are two where I make most of my income from,
Patreon and YouTube.
So he wants to get those two things shut down to ruin my life.
And what John doesn't realize is that he's becoming the people that the Howard Stern show
hated.
He is not a guy.
Not only that, but I hate this.
It's that I have an end that I want to get to.
And I'll just retcon everything else just so I can get to that end.
When he said this show promotes hate,
no, John, they fuck with you, okay?
That's what this comedy show.
Yeah, it's comedy show that goofs on you.
Right.
And you're really fun to make fun of.
Yes.
It's promoting hate, Maya.
Got you.
You know what?
Every time you play this guy, I get mad.
John is as dumb as he is ugly.
He really does not understand how any of this works.
He thinks he's gonna bring a lawsuit because we're making fun of him.
It's the same thing.
You will, man.
Every video he gets taken down, he gets a free t-shirt.
The dark friend of t-shirt.
I mean, think of how he's fallen.
I mean, he's going, he's trying to shut you down.
Yes.
We're making fun of you, somebody.
And this is the balls on the guy from the Howard
Stern show of all places to try and come after somebody for making fun of someone.
You would think he would know better, wouldn't you? But he's pretty fucking stupid.
It's a pretty dumb guy. Think back to his time on Howard, though, he never was good at taking a
beating. He always got really defensive. Like There's that clip of Howard talking about him taking Yankees tickets from somebody and
John just refuses to understand that he did that off Howard's back and like he's not taking
it well at all.
This guy for 30, 40 years now has not taken criticism well.
It's funny, too.
Can I go back and watch some of those old press people selling to me all the time?
And I used to think I was a centering John fan and now I go back and watch some of those old clips people selling to me all the time? And I used to think I was a centering John fan
and now I go back and watch and I'm like,
oh no, he's always been this way.
He was never funny.
You were just,
Howard was just really good at elevating people like him.
Yeah, very true.
So I put out a tweet and I tweeted a screen capture
of my counter notification and I wrote,
I wish we could just roast each other.
That's all I ever wanted.
Get your brother's suit because I guess we're going to court.
Get your brother's suit.
Yeah, because John had a borrowers brother's suit.
He went to DC.
The only Suity one.
So John Melendez responds to me.
Now, of course, I can't see this, but fortunately, muttering Jay took a screen grab of it and put
it out so that I could see it.
John wrote, um, dummy, I own three Armani suits.
YouTube is not a court.
It's not fair use when it's behind my paywall.
I would sue you, but you aren't rich.
It would cost too much for little upside.
If roasting was all you ever wanted, you should have just asked me to be a guest instead
of hating. Now, a lot of things are wrong with this. First off, to comment about
the suit thing makes you look pretty bad. Just take that one. Take that one of the chin
and move on. You should see my shoe collection. Okay, I get it. I got three of them. Yeah.
Very successful. Yeah, like get your brother's suit is one of those insults that you only lose if you respond to it.
Yeah, exactly exactly and it's not fair. You used one's behind my paywall. Yes, it is, John
I don't know who told you that. We can use clips from your show. They're even behind the paywall. I can use clips from Star Wars
And put them in a video. I should actually, I'll be fine. Maybe I'll do that right here.
I'm gonna work for myself in the future.
Yes, super.
I was in behind what paywall,
you're subscribed to his Patreon?
Yes, so he has a Patreon and he has a subscription
on YouTube, paid subscription.
And he puts on these beer on the balcony
on Saturdays that are just for those people.
And I have, he's obviously blocked me,
but I have friends who pay for that.
He can block you from supporting him?
Yes.
I blocked him from supporting me,
because he got on my Patreon
and started flagging Patreon
and DMCA striking.
So I'm like, well, get this guy out of here.
It's cosmonaut.
Oh, I'm not.
I'm kidding.
This is his first time doing a copyright strike against me.
This is like the 17th time in this one, what?
And this is the page I want to go to,
and then I got to put them back up, but.
I feel like this is disciplining seven-year-olds.
Like, you just have to go to John and go,
you go that way, you go that way.
You're right.
Break it up.
He started it.
That's the only thing to do about this tweet.
He goes, well, if this is just a roast,
why wouldn't you invite me on?
When we first did John show, was what 2017, 2018?
Do you think John would have come on who are these podcasts and done a roast-style show
with us?
No way, but like these fucking losers from Rochester, I don't have anything to do with these
assholes.
So, it's disingenuous.
Plus, as somebody pointed out, why would you get the guy who wrote the movie One Too Many
to be on a comedy show?
We're trying to make jokes here. John, you don't belong.
We can't have that here.
I've been listening to Shuley's Uncle Rico episodes and they were breaking down.
And I wish we did this too.
Vinnie and I did this when John was on Anthony's show with Artie Lang.
And he just got demolished by them to the point where he left midway through the
show. Oh fuck you guys. I'm just leaving then. Yeah. Because he doesn't know how to riff
and roast and roll with things. He's the worst at it. Every time already you would be like,
ah, John, your comedy's not funny. John would go, oh, you tried to kill yourself with
heroin. Yeah. That's a quadriple. Okay. Okay, that's not face.
You're a walk face.
It's so insane.
And then he says he's not going to sue me now.
So I don't know, I could be wrong about this.
Danny, you might know about something.
Nothing's coming down the pike.
I know.
I know.
I thought I was coming down the pike.
I think it's a snap.
I keep looking down the pike.
There's nothing.
The whole reason I've been watching this angle is for my big
WrestleMania payoff.
This is the. Right. This is a whole gift of Andre and just fell down.
Jesus.
Yeah. So apparently now he's saying he's not going to sue me and correct me if I'm wrong.
But when you send out copyright strikes with no intent of following up on your copyright,
that's harassment.
I don't know maybe. I have no idea. That's a fun. I'm new to this whole YouTube game. following up on your copyright, that's harassment.
I don't know, maybe. I have no idea. That's a, I'm new to this whole YouTube game.
Yeah, but yeah, seems like, I guess already,
just the intent to just have it removed.
Just punitive, like, or does he want something from it?
Like money.
Yeah, okay, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
I don't know.
I don't know. I'm going to take it down.
Yeah, no, you're probably right.
But the problem with that though is that if I say,
well, no, it's fair use.
And then he doesn't follow up with a lawsuit.
I just put it right back up again.
So we're waiting everyone's time.
Actually, what you're doing is you're putting it
under a microscope.
And we've talked about this.
This dry sand effect should really be called
the Melondas effect.
We need to change that.
This is the Melondas effect.
He can't stop himself from drawing attention to everyone who hates him all the time.
Carl, Danny's new to YouTube and I'm new to YouTube.
I have to say on behalf of he and I, thank you very much for going through all this.
So we know how it works.
Yes.
A monthly line field.
Yeah.
There was only one set of footprints because you were carrying us on your back.
By the way, right now, Willis is watching this and writing this down.
Can you write strike?
DMCA?
Okay.
Very good.
That's everybody's been saying, dude, they're going to have fucking copyright you and you're
not going to be able to do the show or whatever.
I'm like, I don't think they can.
Yeah.
Well, they might be enjoying you.
It's audio.
Well, they might, well, I don't, that doesn't matter, but they might be enjoying it though,
Danny.
They might be, because you're promoting them.
Yeah. Of course. you're promoting them.
Of course.
I'm promoting John half his fucking listeners or fans of who are these podcasts.
So I've only, I've only had one time where a guy, I don't even know how we got mixed up
with the guy, but he's a wrestling guy named Kenny Bolin.
And we made fun of, he's show, he copyright struck us and YouTube.
Not only see, and now if John ever made, I don't know if he's ever made false copyright
strikes against you, but YouTube will write to you.
Yeah.
It's great.
They like rat him out.
I got the right.
So that was much ago.
I got one that said, by the way, John Melendez tried to put in the copyright strike against
you, but we know that this is fair use.
So I was like, okay, great.
Thank you.
And they show you.
You wrote to them, right?
I got to see the whole letter.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Oh, that's cheesy. So I don't know who was working at YouTube. This I don't know which intern got this email from him and I'm
going, okay, we'll take it down. Apparently his S.K. is stuck. We don't understand.
The only email with stinklines coming out. There's anthrax in the email. How did he do this?
All right. So you bet you had his amazing new t-shirt.
Oh yeah. He brags about it here at the beginning of the show.
Yeah, baby.
I'm welcome.
All right. It's about to point out how cheap of a shirt this is.
You used to work at a print shop.
Yeah. So you know how cheap this is.
The graphics on it were sticking together when he was crouched over over the world famous stuttering John podcast with your favorite world famous
host stuttering John Melinda's. Yes, there is my
brand in shirt. Doc Brandon finally got my two
dog Brandon shirts. Yeah, why? Because the guys doing more than any other president
we'd ever have. What is this like a troll where he loves blinding or what? No, he really
does love by. He doesn't want to go down. I've never heard of anybody who loves his
Biden. He's a tolerate Biden because he's done more than any other president ever has.
Well, doing more is not a saying good thing I mean, I smelled more hair. Right.
Lots of more children like, what's the angle he loves Joe Biden?
Because he's so caught up, his show is a political show that just talks to other Democrats.
And they're so caught up in everything the Democrats say that he's lost the narrative
on reality.
He has no idea what's going on anymore.
I know.
Is it shocking to you?
Yeah, what's going on anymore. I know. Is it shocking to you? Yeah. What's going on? I mean, the 40% of people who approve of like Joe Biden right now,
I mean, 30 to 35% of that is that he's not Donald Trump. Right. I can't imagine people,
I can imagine them being glad he's president. I just can't imagine them being like, you could
hand a Biden supporter a free shirt and they'd be like no thanks.
Well to your point whenever somebody says by the way you know that he has dementia things are going well yeah but it's not Trump that's like John's argument. Yes. Trump sucks words like
you have nothing to do with Joe Biden not having any cognitive skills and speaking of not having
cognitive skills. I want to congratulate the Democrat who defeated Sarah Paylon.
I made a note to myself to jot down.
I want to remember her name.
Somebody can remember her name in the chat.
I made a mental note to make a note that I never made.
Whoopsie.
I'm a busy guy. That a note that I never made. Whoopsie. I'm a busy guy.
That's how he starts the show.
What a idiot.
Congratulations to I forgot.
All right.
So now John's gonna remind everyone that donations go to him.
Dan, if you've been following this charity scam
that John's been up to,
a legit, no, a legit charity scam.
Honestly, I don't, I have not.
Honestly, I don't, I honestly know him from the Stern Show
and then I just see him getting dunked on here and there
by podcasters, but I don't, I haven't really followed it.
Listen to this, you're gonna love this.
What John was doing a few weeks ago was he was saying
there's a loved one of one of our regular chatters
in the chat room who's going through chemotherapy
and they need funds for that.
So donate to my PayPal and I'll make sure that that person gets the funds.
What?
Can you believe that?
Like, is he such a technological lot?
I that he, that's what he actually thinks.
There's a set up of GoFundMe.
Like, there's a set up of GoFundMe.
That's what we're all trying to figure out.
We're trying to figure out is he stupid?
Is it like, it's funny that we all think so little of John's intellect.
That scam is like the ninth thing on our list of possibilities.
Correct.
And I was joking about how it was a scam because it's funny to say that, but I do think
he really is that dumb.
Yeah.
So this is him explaining.
But then also he's doing a stream. So you're like, that's like just the act of doing a stream
of higher technological barrier than saying, no, no, no, Danny, everyone has had to show
him how to do everything that he does. He had Hellsparth over to his house. Yes, he needed
help, but then the fact is he's still doing it. So there's technical problems every
time. There's there's there's some logical issues here.
Right. All right. All right.
This is Jonathan explaining.
I'm about to do a video on how that guy Danny from Boyz castes.
Here we go.
There's a link.
If you want to donate to me, PayPal.me slash John Melinda's Inc.
If you want to donate to me, PayPal.me slash John Melinda't want to thank you Benny loco and nails by sharing
in a few of you others who who wanted to donate some money to our our chatter friend who
who spouse is going through chemo. I just then mowed $100.
Ven mode $100
out of that money. Wait a second.
You can raise $100.
Why not just cure cancer?
Yeah.
Why pay for chemo?
You got a hundred bucks.
Victory lap.
I can't wait for that.
I can't wait for that.
Wait, what's that?
Cut out the middle man and just post that person's Venmo.
No shit.
Well, I guess it's like what does excuse?
He says like, oh, he doesn't, they want their privacy
or something. So just give it to me as the middleman and I'll give it to them.
So if he gets a bunch of money, isn't he going to get a 1099 for all the money he took
in and then PayPal takes a fee and then he's sending the money. So it's like, what?
You're going to like causing so many problems.
Correct. He has. Danny, thank you. You're pointing out all the things.
They were just, why would you do it this way? It's the dumbest thing you could possibly
do. So what you said, add on top It's the dumbest thing you could possibly do.
So what you said, add on top of that, the public perception that a lot of people go,
this guy's fucking somebody over.
As he said on a recent episode, he gets the money in his paypal.
He then then mows that to another person who then writes a check and then mows that check
to the person who needs chemotherapy?
He's wearing his words and there's a new theory going around and I might subscribe to it that John's actually getting catfished
Because it could be a thing where this guy who he's sending the Venmo money to
Made this whole thing up. He's like, I hear so here's how it's gonna work
You asked for it to your paypal. I've been sent it to my Venmo because honestly
None of this makes any fucking sense at all
And John would fall for that
I guess the check thing is like if maybe if they're so old did they go Venmo and they're like what's Venmo and Zell
They're like what's that like all this because the check thing
There's still a paper trail so a cabbage and real cabbage wouldn't want some paper trail
They would want a money order sentiment or something. Not a chat.
Yeah, it gets cards.
Well, it's funny because they did send them an iPad mini
was one of the first things they needed
because you know, when chemo, you need angry birds
to get through the key.
Yeah, what country is sending this to?
Yeah, good points.
So he's co-pilot in an airplane game is what could be.
It could be.
All right.
We got, because even though YouTube took 30%,
I still kicked in a few shuckles.
He's so proud of himself.
He said $100 and he goes, by the way,
I didn't even raise that much.
Like, what's the brag here?
I'm confused.
It seems like he's flexing, but.
Yeah, what a waste of fucking everyone's time.
He was begging for these donations
on every episode for weeks
And then he's like I just sent her a hundred bucks
Why did we go through all of this here's an analogy?
He's at a party, okay, yeah, and everyone collects beer money
But he's the guy going to the store
But when he gets back there's only a little bit of beer but a bunch of chocolate around this face
And a lot of FTs.
Yeah.
Johnny Begov, three hours.
A free pack.
Where do you buy a three pack?
This is John talking about himself in the third person.
Oh no.
Because this guy be any dumber.
I mean, seriously, he might be dumber than his supporters at this point.
Yeah, I agree, John. Yeah, cut that's a wrap. All right. So people have been calling
out John. I like the day that he's here because I feel like I'm getting him up to speed
on some things that are fun. Yeah, one of the things that he's trying to get me shut down
for is I use the word retard when describing John. Now I don't use the word
retard when describing mentally handicapped people. Of course that would be retarded.
Yeah. That would be gay. I'm not queered up to do that. But John refers to Donald Trump
as the do-tard. So now people are saying to him, John, you're trying to get this guy's
life ruined for saying, you're retired. You're calling Donald Trump a do-tard, isn't that kind of the same thing?
So now, John explains.
Can't wait.
The definition of do-tard.
You do-tard, some guys like, John on Twitter, do-tard.
Oh, you know, that's like the all word.
I go, now, now, now.
It's an elderly man who's who's you know who's functionality
is waning like Trump like you holy shit celebrate John is a don't hard I'm gonna start a new
hashtag Stuttering Don't Tired hashtag Stuttering Don't Tired. He's he's just described himself
and I hate to be at eight be like an English police, but isn't it?
Daughtered. I always thought it was that was an actual word. Yeah, I just looked it up. It isn't actual word. Oh,
Tard is a daughter.
Fucking daughtered. Daughtered. It's daughtered. Yeah, he's that stupid. If you're gonna give it to those motherfuckers, how come the average person doesn't get any fucking relief?
You give $10,000 to people who have been fucking raped
by the banks for the past 30 years.
With predatory loans, you give them $10,000
and everybody fucking acts like it's even,
it ain't fucking even.
I just want to respond to this troll video for something.
TFG haters, thanks for the
Tuddenbox grade show, John.
Can you explain the difference between
saying do tarred and the R word?
Seems hypocritical to say one and
sue others saying the other.
Okay, here's a definition of
do tarred.
An old person like Trump,
especially one who has become physically weak, or whose mental
falconties have declined.
Falconties.
Falconties.
You know, the sword through the air.
Well, I didn't bump them.
I love how he waits for the major's biggest rant to be like, uh, no serious point.
Could you imagine being a guest on this guy's show the way he treats his guests?
Watch this example.
This poor guy, Richard O'Jada, who he can't even pronounce his name correctly,
he has them on every week.
And he just doesn't care that there's a guest there.
And that's why Motherfucker, she go to prison.
Now, I hate to get a little gross here, but I will, Richard.
David, seven thanks for the five bucks.
John, personal question here.
Recently, you said your hemorrhoids
haven't flared up lately.
How do you treat your hemorrhoids?
Mine are killing me.
I can't reach her.
Now, as a man who's experienced hemorrhoidal malfunction
for quite a long period of time,
I have learned a few things.
Whenever you feel the need to go,
go, never go when you don't have to,
and don't push.
So now I have noticed,
as long as I just evacuate,
and don't push,
as soon as the main evacuation is done, you wipe a few times and you're done.
If you're not watching this with us right now, you're just listening.
Richard O'Chatta is so turned off.
That's not me.
Honestly, I'm like, I have to, I just look at him.
That's the same face I'm making.
Yeah, that's incredible.
This guy's going off on all these rants.
He's got all these political views.
He wants to get out there and just explaining that you should only poop when you have to
go and don't wipe too much.
Yeah, Richard sitting there like making these grandiose political observations.
John's like, let me tell you how you avoid shooting your pants.
He's like, that's insane.
Either way, did he totally not just admit there that he should have his pants before?
That was the mission where he's like, if you have to trust me from experience, if you have
to go, go get a grown up. And then tells you to wipe afterwards. Yeah. Thanks, buddy. Yeah.
He has to respond to people who give him super chats. And then right after that, my wife pops
on. Corn on, quote to have a zinger.
Thank you.
Now, I want to step in here and give another, whatever it is,
with concerning hemroids.
Yeah, well, then a percent or a half.
It was great chatting.
When you pleased, you and me tonight, my husband
has the roids also.
Well, vote them out. Good one. That's what you do. It was great chatting when you pleased to meet tonight my husband has the Roy's also
Vote them out That's what you do vote them out vote your hemorrhoids out
This is the horrible show
This is a debacle of a fucking show. What the fuck terrible show? Sorry about your hemorrhoids car
Dad fuck which is the voice of reason
John just believes everything he reads. He's so stupid.
Remember how people thought that maybe John was driving
an Uber for a little while and he denied it?
Well, now he's telling the truth finally.
Oh, good.
And admitting that.
Oh, so Danny, check this out.
I see that.
Yeah, his banner goes, this is copyrighted. Beard the Belk and he puts on the singer says, this is copyrighted, so he thinks this out. I see that guy. Yeah, his banner go this is copyrighted.
Be around the balcony puts on the singer says this is copyrighted,
which so he thinks I can't clip it and play it.
Because he put this is copyrighted on as well.
Yeah, you do is you just clip it and then you just cut out that banner.
I think it's an outcome.
So that's true.
I could do that.
Just a really pissing off.
Where the fuck's my banner?
Or I just put it in knots.
It's really not.
Put a little carrot on it right there.
This guy, that's why I'm an Uber driver.
Really I'm an Uber driver really I'm an Uber driver okay I once tried it for a week or two
maybe even a month but I can fast as the things is so fucking funny and all it takes is for him to
get back into a corner yep that's all it takes yeah okay maybe I get back into a corner. Yup, that's all it takes. Yeah, okay, maybe I dabbled it over dry bag,
but just like the teaching thing.
Yup, hated it.
I didn't like it.
He hated it because you can't be drunk
when you want your new driver.
That's why he hated it.
He's frown upon that.
Yeah, they do.
Brought it for a week or two.
I'm a driver.
Just kick the cans next to you there.
Make some room for itself.
We even a month hated it. I did it like, I don't know. Right around time I was around doing
the stuffy militia. I do a whole bit on it on stage.
No, you do one joke on it. I do a whole bit on it. No, you just say, wow, things are
bad. Yes, that's a good stand up. And I was driving. What's that, Danny?
Where the hell is he doing stand up?
Um, nowhere.
He's done one gig this whole year in Florida to 12 people.
What?
What?
What?
Yeah, that's gonna answer.
It's tried up that bad for me now.
99% of my stand up is terrible.
It's just true life stories. That's how stand up is terrible just true life stories
That's how stand up supposed to work. I just arrived jokes, but I do believe the squeegee is
All I'm sure it is. I'm sure all these terrible jokes. I love that he goes. What do you guys idiots?
I was hiding in plain sight the whole time. I told you I'm an Uber driver
Because I find it funny only you do.
And to me, it's funny only to you.
And I do it. And it like they have some big reveal.
So silly.
And now when you're paying Alamoney and child support, that's
for a lot, a lot of money.
You know, you try and make as much as you can to take the fucking, I say, you don't dig
into your savings.
Scott.
Well, that's the thing, John. Is it nobody blames you for driving an Uber? It's the fact
that you were denying it for so long. It's the substitute teacher thing. You're like,
well, can you blame that? I need money. Like, no, that's fine. There's nothing wrong
with that. I'm not working jobs. It's okay. It's always a business anymore. It's fine. There's always a part of me with John where
it just and looking at him with a coos, guzzling a coos light and talking about driving
Uber. So he doesn't have to dip into his savings and childs for all that. There is always
that part with stuttering. John, where I go, I'm actually starting to feel bad for this.
Stop it right now. I know, I know I get it.
You're right.
I'm wrong.
He's actually trying to ruin my life.
Stop it.
I know.
I just get this weird thing where I'm like, this sad sack of shit.
There it is.
It's just like, you're right.
No, but him going after you is dog shit.
That is the part that kind of snaps you out of it and go, oh, he deserves it.
It's fine.
Dude, I was watching months ago.
I was watching Anthony show and he had Dr. Steve on there and I forget somebody else
and they started going down this whole train of thought,
like, ah, you know, poor John
and I had a call into the show go,
no, guys, fuck this guy, you gotta remember.
He's a piece of shit.
Dig into your savings.
Scout, especially when you're in between jobs.
What is he now?
It goes right either be four Stephanie Miller or Ant.
All right, well, thank for coming.
Clay, I got a few more clips to get through here guys if you
compare with me.
This is going to get fun again.
Yeah, Southern John. This is the eye opener. I haven't watched a lot of Southern John stuff. if you can bear with me, this is going to get fun again.
Yeah, Southern John. This is the eye opener.
I haven't watched a lot of Southern John stuff.
Do you know how hell sparks is Danny?
Of course, I know how sparks is a queer folk.
Yeah, yeah.
So hell sparks has been a regular on John show for a couple of years now,
because he also has a political show that's all, you know,
Democrat cleaning things.
And so hell hasn't been on the show in a little while, and somebody asks John about that.
Uh, House Never-Onnie Mars, everything okay between both of you.
I never hear the major mention of him at all.
I don't have any problem with how.
I just know he's busy by in Olsen from Arlington, Texas.
House has been very good to me.
Lacey Carter.
You know, it's funny when he says,
Hal's been busy.
I wouldn't be surprised if Hal actually is shampooing his hair.
He's got a lot of hair to shampoo.
So maybe that excuse wasn't real.
So I've been told that there's been a following out.
Muttering Jay has obviously reported on this news
that Hal Sparks has been maybe tag in one too
many tweets of videos of John using the N word all over the place.
I was like, I get be part of this.
There is something in that response of I don't have a problem with how which makes you think
there's a story there.
Yes.
There's a story there.
Is that wording for sure?
I am fine with how.
Yeah.
Like, if someone asks you why someone hasn't been on your show and there's no problem,
you just go, oh, we'll just book them in the future here sometime.
You just been on for a while.
Like, I, you know, I don't have a problem with how.
Yeah, people are catching on with this.
All right, let's talk about John's selflessness because he doesn't like to tune his own horn,
but every now and again, he'll remind you
what a great guy he is.
Robert Reynolds from Seattle,
back in Seattle from vacation on Maui, loved Maui.
Haven't been, yeah, I guess they have been to Seattle
to visit the troops in a hospital.
Oh yeah, that unkind selfish,
that orange on.
What's he doing,
visiting troops in the hospital in Seattle?
Oh, he's such a piece of shit.
Dude, if you were the hospital,
would you have this guy visiting you?
Yeah.
That would suck.
I mean, I certainly wouldn't want him flexing about it
on a show.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that's right.
I went and visited the
Troops. I'm the real hero. What an asshole. I wonder what that visit was like though.
Can you guys point me to the bar? Where's the bar? He probably did his act. He probably
goes there. That's what I took it over here. Yeah, count a gig. Yeah, it counts as a gig.
That's two gigs thus far, Carl.
Yeah.
I had them rolling.
Actually, no, the nurse rolled them over,
but they were rolling, not the last.
Captain of audience.
Yeah.
Yeah, he walked the hospital.
All right.
So now, John's going to talk about
how he was never kicked out of a bar. And when John lies, he does it so impressively.
I don't even know how you would pretend to lie like this when he just talked about it a
couple of weeks ago, get a kick out of the bar.
Cranberuany, thanks. You can get the shirt on Amazon. I can't wait to wear it at the pub today. Oh, it's some idiots claiming I got kicked out of a bar. I've never been
86 by a bar. I'm like, ever in my life. They make up shit.
Is he trying to gaslight us? He's the one who told the story.
That's a bigger thing of his like, I thought it's crazy. It's not even ancient history. No, it's a couple of very recent. Yeah, he's the one to tell the story. That's all I can think of is like, that's crazy.
It's not even ancient history.
It's a couple of weeks ago.
Very recent.
Panos was out the show.
He went into great fucking detail about it.
The bartender literally said,
fuck you three times in a row to him
and said, you don't need to be here.
He got kicked out of a bar.
That's gonna kick out of a bar.
And wasn't it ironically,
he showed his Biden shirt at the beginning of that.
Wasn't it because I remember watching your clip
But I can't remember why wasn't he like being political or
Politics and shit. Yeah, the bartender was like no politics in here John. Stop it
The whole thing about Biden having dementia and him going no troupe is worse. Yep. That's where that came from
That's why he got kicked out of the barn. Yeah, what all the things to get kicked out of a bar for what a boring reason
She's. I know. So there's just so many lies about him. You know, they're lies because he's a perfect guy.
Oh, I forget what I was saying now. Well, they try to make up, you know, they just are running out of
lies and tell about me. You know, I need, I need supervised, supervised visitation.
I don't pay child's board, all lies.
You know, I get kicked out of a bar, all lies, all lies.
That's what they can do with life.
Kids under 18.
You want one of his kids is still a minor
or the other two are adults.
Cause I'm just too damn good of a guy.
How did they say that?
We did that.
So we know he was kicked good of a guy. How did you say that? I mean, we did that. So we know he was kicked out of the bar.
And I never accused John of not paying child support
or not being able to visit his children,
but now I'm starting to think that
those things are also true.
Right, that's what I was thinking too.
When he said that doesn't pay child support,
I'm like, nobody's ever said that.
And then he lumps it in with something that's,
we know is true.
Right.
Oh, is this like some kind of weird confessional thing that he's doing?
I like, you, like one of those killers who wants to get caught.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right.
I think that's what it is.
Then he tells a story about he had to take his kid to the DMV for a driver's test or
something and then he had an issue with his car insurance.
But then I call my insurance company.
He goes,
John, I've been trying to get the hotel.
You're in charge of the house.
What is this guy?
That is the house.
Yeah.
What is this guy?
That sounds Jewish, but I can't tell.
He's like Asian Middle Eastern.
Maybe Asian.
Yeah, I can't tell.
Oh, I know is that 20% of the people
who watching this are offended.
That's all I did at least.
Trying to get the hoodie,
you're, you're,
your insurance is canceled.
You didn't pay.
I go, what?
It was I've been trying to call you.
I go, oh shit,
I changed my number.
I forgot.
So I have to tell you guys,
thus,
I don't need my insurance company to call me to tell me to pay my car insurance.
I've never had them call me once. I just pay my car insurance. John's acting like, well,
it's because I changed my numbers. Why I haven't been paying my car insurance. It's neither
here nor there. But that's sort, that's where I believe that. I bet he's not paying his
car insurance. Yeah. Yeah. Usually the only reason your car insurance laps is you like
change an account number or something like that. Right. And then you didn't put it in the auto pay thing
or whatever. No, he literally needs his agent to call him to remind him to pay his bill.
John, remember to close for tomorrow morning. I'm going to Venmo to my friend who's going to write
a check. All right. So When I mention a spouse as cancer.
John brings on this guest, Alison Gill.
And I guess Alison is involved in that network
that John was bragging about months and months ago
that he was gonna be on.
There's some left-leaning political network
that John's like they picked up my show.
I'm all excited about it.
Nothing's happened since then.
So this is the something that you would say off air.
This is something that you wouldn't talk about
on your show.
This is the first thing he brings up
when he brings out this guest.
Yeah, I have some, I'm in the middle
of some legal things on my own,
so I know how that is, but legal things on your own,
DMCA strike to be on YouTube,
don't act like, I got one legal thing's going on, okay.
Allison, it's very weird.
I wanted to ask, because I've been dealing with a canine.
I thought I was going to be part of your channel
and then I signed everything, but nothing ever happened.
I don't know.
Huh, I don't know.
I'll have to ask canine about that.
I'm not sure why.
Well, I was watching these guys
Points about you
Yeah, we just did a little bit of research
Google search
I'll have to ask can I about that I'm not sure why I
Saw in the contract in it, but then I never heard
Once a while.
He'll email me, would you do an ad for this sponsor?
And I'm like, yeah, but I don't know.
I don't know.
Definitely text him.
But anyway, let's celebrate Alison Sarah Paylon lost.
This is like a guy who like is asking a girl why she didn't call him back.
Yeah.
And if he doesn't like public, he might have a better chance.
Right.
Right.
Yeah, you better answer the question.
You're on my show now.
Yeah.
Oh man, that's so embarrassing.
How come I'm not on your guy's network?
You know, I did I filled all the paperwork.
I'm trying to go, sorry.
You know what, my phone is on like 2%.
It might have went dead.
I might have been called, but I missed it.
All right, so this is the last cup I'm gonna play. This is John gets trolls who give him five bucks
and then he has to read the super chat
because he's obligated to.
Jayou is fine, Fod.
Toast, thanks for the five bucks.
Getting back to school is really paying off.
You looking healthier unless loaded than usual.
I'll take that as a compliment.
Your skin is blowing.
Keep up the healthy changes.
You do look good.
You do look good.
Thank you, Alison.
I don't know if you know what, but on the side, I'm a substitute teacher here in California
because you know, they need them and and and two of my friends with teachers like John.
Yeah.
Listen to this, daddy.
He's giving back to the community.
It's not because he needs to actually accept to do.
Yeah, and whether he denied it for months,
and then he finally, because he sent me a cease and desist,
that said that I was harassing his school
or some covelin thing.
Because of that, which, by the way, I had nothing to do with.
He had to go out and admit
because he knew that I would go out and tell people
about those.
What the fuck? Yeah, I would go out and tell people about this
Yeah, I'm so much fun explaining all this today
It's not a ring John rabbit hole. Yeah, so what's going on? There is a point where if you get out you can get out but like
I see a new Carl Stuttering John video and I'm like
Well, you're in it now. Now, they need them and and two of my friends who would teach us like, John, become a
sub because this is during COVID when all my stand-up is getting canceled.
He's not like, become a sub we need, sub.
So, hey, I'll get back and it's fun.
I love the kids and, you know, and they love me because I make algebra entertaining.
No, I make you entertain. You don't make anything entertainer.
First kids use algebra teacher as stoddering, huh?
They really got the short stick.
The real tragedy of this is that John misunderstood. The guy just offered him a
sub. But he was he was going to school. Do you want a sub? Yeah, I mean, I can probably
take the test and pass it. No, I'm just like, I'm not going to eat the sandwich.
I'm like a hero sandwich. John, maybe I'm a hero. They try to pay me. I just ripped
the trucks up and tape them back together when I get home. Yeah.
Holy shit.
Well, we've done it all today, boys, and you guys have hung up.
We're gonna ride.
You guys have had a long time.
So I want to thank you so much.
I'm gonna thank you so much.
Danny Pallisjuck, thank you so much for coming on, buddy.
Thank you, Danny.
Thank you, Danny.
That was fun.
People should check out low-value mail.
And you know what?
I didn't even pick up on what that meant because you spell it like ma I.l. Yeah, but it's a play on the low value mail from the female
dating strategy. That show is just a call and show every Tuesday night and 9 p.m. on YouTube. And
then I just do here and there the female dating strategy streams low value streaming of the female
dating strategy podcast. I'm doing doing about four to six episodes
a week just like to catch up.
That's awesome.
It's nightmare. It's a living nightmare. Check it out.
It's funny. Danny, I've done the same thing to myself. We used to do a show once a week
and I'm like, let's do two a week. So now we do two shows a week. And I didn't realize
how much suffering John, I'd have to subject myself to.
I'm like, oh, I might do it this time.
That's the thing. That's now becoming your real life though.
Right.
Like you said that's like that's like you were like hey we're gonna watch this
thing and now you're like yeah I'm like I'm getting shoot.
Yeah.
Like this is my fucking life.
It's my actual life now it's become it's like last action hero it's all
like you're really it's really it's a dog you're also on the boys cast with
the boys cast support Ryan Long Friday. You can check that out
on youtube.com such as the boys cast in my channel YouTube.com
slash my name Danny Paul's Chuck. Awesome. Danny was
ready to talk. That's a good shit. Don't be a stranger. I hope
to have you back. Yeah, absolutely. Hit me up. All right, cool.
All right. Take care guys. See you later. Okay. And Aaron
Imel. So I was on Aaron show.
He does an interview show on Tuesdays.
He brought me on.
That was a lot of fun.
And because we seem to have very similar interests,
it made sense to have none.
Who are these podcasts?
I'm glad we did.
Yeah, thanks for doing the homework,
listening to shitty shows, pulling clips.
I think I might actually be in on this one though.
I think I might actually check this one out a couple of times.
It's like Danny said, it's a ride.
It's a ride.
And these women say things, they're outrageous.
And if you go into it with the premise like I did,
that they're just like trying to get attention,
it's not as fun.
But if you believe like Danny believes,
like Aaron believes this is what these women actually think,
then it's interesting.
There's something about their shamelessness that's endearing.
Enduring is an interesting word.
I wouldn't pick that one.
It's just like, you know what?
Or like you'll be grudgingly give them the respect.
Yeah.
Right.
They're going for it.
They're stopping short of everything, but like Andrew Tate's machete bit.
You want to disarm a man with a machete?
Yeah.
I'm getting to that episode.
So you could check out Aaron Monday through Friday on the Steel Toe Morning Show. That's
a YouTube show, right? Yes. Yes. They're Monday through Friday and then 6 a.m. to 10 a.m.
and then my wife and I do a little evening show at the end of the night, 7 to 9 p.m. Central
Monday through Wednesday. You're doing too much. I told you that I was on your show.
I'm like, you spread yourself too thin, my friend.
We've got, well, probably it'll eventually, it'll just be the morning show.
I think eventually, we're just going to do only the morning show.
And I started doing the Tuesday interview thing that you were on because I was like, God,
there's a lot of people out there that I enjoy and then I'm a fan of.
And I just like to sit down for a half hour and, you know, talk to them
and whatnot and Tuesday, I think Pat Dixon is next.
Oh, I love Pat.
Yeah, it's, and he's obviously, you know, then moving around a lot, if you will.
Yeah, I know.
And so it'll be interesting to talk to him.
Tell him, I said, hi, he's coming to Rochester to do the roast of Carl and Vinnie, which is coming up in a couple
of weeks now September 17th.
And then he's going to do a show over here.
We're going to do a crossover show who are these podcasts in New York City crime report.
I don't know what that's going to look like, but we'll figure it out.
Yeah, he's always fun.
So cool.
Well, people check out Aaron and the Steel Toe Morning Show.
And Aaron, thanks for coming on, buddy.
Thank you.
And Chris, nice to meet you as well, sir.
Yeah, of course.
All right.
Thanks, Carl.
Yes.
Thank you.
All right.
Now let's get to the thing that I really wanted to do today.
And that is bring on our potentially new review girl, Hannah, who is auditioning to be
a review girl today.
Hi, Hannah.
Hi, Carl. So far so good. Hey, we're just a Chris girl today. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Carl.
So far so good.
Hey, pretty surprised.
Hi, Hannah.
Yeah, so far so good.
And then we also have Vic.
No shit.
Coming.
Oh, Vic with you.
Full on how uniform today.
It'll look like a cow.
Absolutely.
Fantastic.
Wow.
This is exciting.
So Vic, meet Hannah, Hannah, meet Vic.
Hello.
You do have good boobs. Thank you. She does. You're not a boob. Great boobs.
Thank you. I told Carl to tell you the same thing, but I don't know if he relayed the message.
He didn't. You said you hated me in that, uh, you put me a crunt.
Well, they're good start. So I did not.
Vic goes both ways. How about you, Hannah? Would you have a possible love connection here?
Maybe.
All right.
That's all I wanted.
Time will tell.
That's all I wanted to hear.
All right, it is time for everyone's favorite game show.
You ready to take score over here?
This is to catch a deadbler cancer edition.
No.
It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch a
dabbler. Are you ready to play to catch a dabbler? Sorry about that.
By the way, I want to thank you for having me on this is my first time on
camera. I'm almost a year since my whole little cancer thing.
Yeah, I know why I'm here.
I know you've been asked to ask me beyond over the course of the month,
and I just wasn't comfortable, you know,
because you don't look so great or feel so great after going through intense
chemo radiation. But some of the hair has grown back, and it's a new year, so
there I am. came out radiation, did some of the hair is going back and it's a new year so uh
there I am. It still look as beautiful as ever if I have to say to myself, if I do say to myself,
Jerry. Oh, and before we get started, because I don't want to ask you all about this,
before we even say anything, I do want to get John sitting next.
Here are your choices. Number one, just ask you, are you a
betting woman? Next, did you get the money I raised for your chemo, number three.
Thanks for the two bucks, Benny Local.
D. I want to wish my youngest son a happy birthday.
Lastly, just ask, if you're ever in LA, I would love to take you out for a drink to cash.
A downward.
This is a tough one.
I know.
I am gonna go with number C.
That is he thinks the two bucks Benny Low Cal.
That just seems like something that John would do.
Oh no, you're low battery over there.
I didn't pull that in.
All right, give me a second.
I got it.
All right.
Vic, what do you got?
I'm gonna go with the first one.
Are you a betting woman?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hannah, you got a guess?
I'm between C and D, but I think I'm gonna go with D.
All right, the sun, birthday, very good.
Yes.
I'm going the full board all five.
Yeah.
I think you did them all in one sentence.
That's funny.
Interesting.
Okay.
All right.
So I was away for a second.
What do we got?
What are the answers?
It's going with the sun's birthday shout out.
Okay.
And Vic is going with, are you a betting woman?
I'm betting on a betting woman.
I like that.
Cool.
You know, because you don't look so great or feel so great after going through intense
chemo radiation.
But some of the hair is growing back and it's a new year,
so here I am.
This look is beautiful,
as ever if I have to say my soul,
if I do say something myself, Jerry.
Oh, and before we get started,
because I do wanna ask you all about this,
before we even say anything,
I do wanna wish my young youngest son a happy birthday.
That's all for this.
Damn it.
Come back next week to find out if you are man enough to catch a
dabbler.
And it's off to a great start.
Wait, I thought Vick had that one.
No, I had the put it in the bed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hannah, you just won the job.
Holy shit.
You're officially the new review girl.
Of course, it's broadcast.
Wow.
Very impressive.
That was a tough one right there.
I could have gotten any witch direction.
All right, guys, we have done it all.
So you know what that means.
It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
This is the part of the show we play a clip from the podcast
that we'll be reviewing on the next,
who are these podcasts, which I'm recording on Tuesday,
and this is what we'll be listening to. and welcome to my first podcast, Living In It, where we discuss things going on around
the world around this and reflect on things of the past and dive into current events and
issues as well as the politics of it all.
And we may have a guest or two.
We will also be discussing some of my favorite things as well as discussions on cults, paranormal
and things we could report. This is a show called Living In It with Andrea Brower, who happens to be Stuttering John's
moderator who took him to the Polymer Cartoon Council in Florida.
When he was down there, this is a suggestion from zero in the discord and great suggestion.
I'm looking forward to seeing what a fan of Stuttering John is up to with her podcast. Should be pretty good.
I imagine. She sounds like Scott Macerson. Yeah. You can see that.
That's like Casey's fucking mom. He's in Florida talking about boring shit all the
time with no energy. My daughter is a. Dog. My daughter's a dirt farmer.
I failed as a parent.
No.
So please join us again next week.
It might be the episode we find out once for all.
Who are these podcasts?
Sleep well, every pony.
Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio.
Get down and show these clothes right now.
OK.
Great show. Good job, everybody.
Great job, everyone.
And I know this was a good, corresponding event, bro.
From Reddit, Bolognism comments,
Carl and Kaya goofing on the map folks
was like shooting fish in a barrel.
Solid episode.
Wapio writes, shout out to Pisshor's magazine,
Baby Butters.
Look, Mom. Adults. Pisshor's magazine baby butters look mom adults
Pissing on each other whiskey and witchcraft Carl and Chris were watching the Little League World series talk about a couple of maps
Mox there's something special about having blind Mike on for the show about porn
Thought kicker blind Mike can sense titties like a fucking bat couple of clicks and he knows a cup size
Kicker. Blind Mike can sense titties like a fucking bat. A couple of clicks and he knows a cup size, a couple of more, and he knows how perky they
are.
Fylo Beto.
We need to see these chicks in a Nike ad about the struggle. It's not easy taking
eight dicks over the course of a weekend.
Getty Lees Thumb.
Seven and a half was being very generous about that Dvena-Bint Carl. She's going to face
like a bag of spanners on her body is reasonably decent at best.
I too consider myself a feminist. And from YouTube, we get more gold regarding St. John, the charitable.
JW93 with the reveal. The old, what I was doing wasn't wrong. Therefore, I'm gonna stop doing it right
away, trick. Very clever, John. 73, Cady Daddy. The juxtaposition between SJ vehemently defending
his charity and asking people to stop donating is the stuff that sitcom writers try and
fail to capture. John VA points out, I'm sure the person going through chemo appreciates
all the complications John's arrangement brings to their situation. Adam Kay, that famous, Everybody knows me, you know me, I wouldn't do that.
Is usually the telltale sign of lying,
Killian.
I love how he just thinks you add the term ink to something,
and that's how that works.
BB writes,
I love the way John turns into a lip smacking,
neck popping, real housewife when he's trying to be aggressive
and condescending
because he's back into some corner again. It's so bizarre and entertaining to watch.
Leo, I'm sure when the IRS audits John, he can just tell them he has OCD, and that'll
clear it right up.
Ryan, I've never seen someone laundered chemo donations before.
Count of three, everybody OD notes, John didn't give a flying fuck about
Ants' racism when rubbing elbows with him could have helped his career. I will not have
the radio guide AC slandered in such a way. And Julian plays us out with, John could make
a lot more money if he sat in a PayPal-activated dunk tank. He'd be a lot more hygienic too. All right, Hannah, you are immediately getting very good reviews from people.
I'm kind of looking through the chat over here.
Is there an animal that represents you?
I mean, we have a chicken and a cow.
I don't know.
I've been called a horse girl before.
I hope so.
Oh, that's that. I know, I know, yes.
It's a bitch, oh, okay.
Very good.
I've also been called, you might not know it, but from the movie Mask.
Oh, sorry, say it again.
From the movie Mask, featuring Cher, I've been called Rocky Dennis, so there's that too.
Wait, Rocky Dennis, isn't that the mask guy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why would you be called that?
Oh, you're an e, I guess.
You're a beautiful girl.
Oh, no, I've gotten called up before.
Same hair.
Who are these bullies?
Where do they went?
I won't stand for that.
It's outrageous.
All right, well, you got the job.
You won the game.
Do you want to read a review for us, too?
Sure.
Do you want me to is Vic reading some and then I read some?
Or have a review?
I do love that.
OK.
There, it looks like there are three on Audible
and then quite a few on Apple podcasts.
So.
Cool.
However, we want to do that.
You know what?
So you're going to worship all my management style.
I'm pretty hands off.
I can't wait.
You just go for it.
I'll do what you want to do.
I don't know how many terms of fucking anything.
Okay.
I'll do the Apple podcasts one.
Cool.
All right.
I'll start with the one that you told Vic to say for Wednesday.
And honestly, you didn't miss much by us having our excuses. start with the one that you told Vic to say for Wednesday and honestly you
didn't miss much by us having our excuses. All right. This is new.
Are they fighting already? What's going on?
No. No, I mean we both have. It's fine. Okay. This is new listener by J.
Dog, O'Hara. Started listening after hearing Carl on the Drew Mike podcast.
I'm hooked.
All right.
That was it, huh?
Yeah.
That was when he chose to be your first review.
Well, I was starting with the ones that I wanted.
Is that five-star?
You like how I told you do whatever you want to do in the end?
I was doing so.
I'm really criticized.
That's the management style I'm going to use to.
It really is.
I'm like, that's not what I would have done.
I asked you.
Well, it's over done and dry, but it's sweet.
All right, it is sweet.
All right.
Very good.
The next one is, I love a good drop from Blanks 1A.
They goof on Stuttering John.
There's a lot more to it, but that's enough.
If you call me back, you have to say you're my dad
because they only let me speak to immediate family members. That's all. All right. That's what it was at a five-star review.
It is. Very good. There is more to it than just that. We also have review girls or
old review segment. I was forget that. Yeah. The next one is for the show, but then also for Vic, they have demands. Oh, good.
This is called Vic's boobs from Slipknot123. If we don't see this, I probably shouldn't say this.
That's my email and banking password. So that one, dude. That's good. Yeah.
But now we know that this is
retribution for Wednesday then.
Okay.
If we don't see those meaty clackers,
then I'll be changing this to a one.
Bubba buoy, bubble buoy,
Howard Stern's penis, bubble buoy,
stop throwing parties for firemen and Rochester.
There was a very racist party at Rochester made I think national
news. That's a reference to I was not a part of that party by the way I want
to say allegedly yet. So Vick you want to help us out or what? Yeah this next one's
a cancer thing. What do you mean? He's he wants you to take your top. I'm not gonna
take my day for it. I'm just for fight you. I'm gonna hit Farrell.
I'm gonna hit Farrell.
I'm gonna hit Farrell.
I'm gonna hit Farrell.
I'm gonna hit Farrell.
I'm gonna hit Farrell.
I'm gonna hit Farrell.
I'm gonna hit Farrell.
I'm gonna hit Farrell.
I'm gonna hit Farrell.
I'm gonna hit Farrell.
I'm gonna hit Farrell.
I'm gonna hit Farrell.
I'm gonna hit Farrell.
I'm gonna hit Farrell.
I'm gonna hit Farrell.
I'm gonna hit Farrell.
I'm gonna hit Farrell.
I'm gonna hit Farrell.
I'm gonna hit Farrell.
I'm gonna hit Farrell.
I'm gonna hit Farrell. I'm gonna hit Farrell. I'm gonna hit Farrell. I'm gonna review for us. Yeah, I do, Carl. All right. It's fucking proper grammar is hard by Fujin Diller.
He said, a podcast, making fun of podcasts,
but the hosts can't spell or form coherent sentences
half the time.
What?
Why are you laughing so hard?
Because I like how she ended it with.
Proofread my descriptions pretty well, I think.
Okay.
All right, maybe they're talking about Kevin.
That's probably what they're doing.
Oh, yeah.
Probably listen to the old episodes.
Is that a five star review, Vic?
That's a one star carol.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
You're really dragging down the mood here.
You know, Hannah has rollin' where I'm fun,
Horace's we, and then you come on, and you're just like down the mood here. You know hand I had a roll in where I'm fun horses
We and then you come on your
Ever since you called me fucking way uglier leagues uglier than fucking Pawnee. I wanted a fight
All right, well, I'm gonna beat your ass. I think you might I think you might win by the way
You probably didn't hear the episode where I called out
I think you might win. By the way, you probably didn't hear the episode
where I called out entering the military
in order to make a lot of money.
No, that's fucking retarded.
I was listening to that.
You did hear that?
Because I got a lot of voicemails.
Yeah, you also called someone a fucking boob again.
I don't know why you keep doing that.
I apologize to you for this.
Busted, yeah.
But I got a lot of emails and voicemails from people.
So I just want to say yes,
you can find a successful career
after military
duty. I know the cal photographer seems like he's doing very well. He's doing awful. He
pretended to fucking deployment to Kuwait was a big deal. Yeah, is that sort of thing anymore?
No, it's they have a fucking McDonald's. It's fine. Kuwait was a problem in 1991.
Yeah.
All right. Interesting. Is that what the
Cal photographer is now?
No, I don't know where I'm going to
answer that was quick. She kind of
said quick. She's like, no, I don't
know. I don't know. I would. I know.
It's my. All right. We have more
anymore reviews. Yeah. This next one is show analysis by stop making me cringe.
They say this show just doesn't do an opian Anthony bit the whole show.
They also do the bit from the Howard Stern where they make fun of Stuttering John.
Yeah, all right. That's a pretty good description of the show.
Yeah, we do one of the opian Adity bits and we also do a Howard Stern bit.
Yeah, cool. All the food groups.
We do one of the open-air events and we also do our survey. Yeah, cool.
All the food groups.
If you like the 90s, you'll love who are these podcasts.
Is that a five-star review, Beck?
That was nice.
And then I'll do one last one.
It's angry adults by regular karate.
He said, if you love a podcast or views podcast,
that don't understand this, then this is a podcast for you.
Absolute dipshits that are angry about not having
a single funny bone in their body,
tear apart much better shows than theirs out of jealousy.
I'm angry about my teeth and my club foots.
Got about my sets of humor.
All right, get this, get that straight.
I have angry with'm for those reasons.
And another thing.
Is that a five-story view?
That's a one-story, really.
Yeah, I feel like that didn't seem like it was out.
Yeah, pretty chocryst.
Took that one personally.
Didn't see what that was on that pause.
It was hard to do anything else for us.
Yeah, there are a few.
Okay.
From, I think it's plebeian, I think it's plebeian fan,
cancer patient donations. I'm not sure whether your Patreon donations will go to the victim or the
Trump supporting bartender in front of bang, but give me all your money now. It's pretty good. That sounds like a five-star review.
It is.
It's a big, uh, still doing John fan right there.
Yeah.
Oh, we've got, um,
bless Kevin by Chris Crimson.
Kevin so graciously provides a platform for down on their look podcasts,
like Stuttering John podcast, the OP radio podcast and Tom Myers,
versus the rest of the world featuring the living legend Tom Myers. WATP, nearly a podcast network of its own at this point, does
for these shows what millions of dollars apparently cannot provide an
audience. Thank you, Kevin. If you ever need an announcer, please don't forget a
certain stammering individual who just might have some experience. Uh, Carl, I love you.
It's not forget about Patrick Michael too.
Providing a platform for all these folks.
And I'm glad that someone's acknowledging that, the good that we're doing, because I
just do that out of the kindness of my heart.
I'm just selfless.
Yeah, you know, I don't have to place that on a job every day.
I just feel bad for him.
I'm gonna help him out. St any job every day. I just feel bad for them.
I'm about St. Carl.
Correct.
Thank you.
Find me.
It's been said and not by me for once.
That's a five star review.
I imagine.
It is.
Okay.
Are you an audible right now reading these?
No, this is you.
We're still on Apple podcasts.
Oh, you got like fucking 15 reviews.
The right car.
People are eating you up.
There's a lot.
There's a lot.
One show, Vic, and we were backlogged now.
Shut the fuck up, man.
You weren't getting fuck reviews from weeks.
It was true.
It was true.
Well, that's impressive.
We did two shows a week now, Vic.
Come on, that's pretty good.
Still building up.
It's awful.
Still building up into here.
Let's do one more hand on it when we'll hit voice, males.
OK, this is the last one on Apple Podcast.
It's called Spoiler Alert by Haywood Turnup Seed.
Want to be podcast host, analyzes my standup
by saying I'm horrible and not funny.
And place clips where I'm telling jokes
and people are laughing.
Thus proving he's either deaf or a total idiot or both.
Wait, what just happened?
I don't know.
I'm not going to be somebody different people.
Can we come back from the dad?
I want to be stand up post.
Is that a five star review?
It is.
Oh, okay.
Who cares?
It's all good.
No, it makes sense.
No, it's all they're who cares? That's all you have to do. There you go. No, it makes sense.
No, it's all making sense.
Okay.
Let's hit some voice mails from people.
Hey, Carl, I wrote you a poem.
Rose is a red, violester blue.
Carl, you're a cunt.
I think we all saw where that one was going.
Pretty obvious.
Alright.
Yeah, this is Nate from Flint, Michigan. And here's hope and that Stuttering. and the government is doing
well.
This is
a major
and here's hope
and that's
what
the government is
doing.
This is
a major government and here's hope and that's what to go to trial, the defense that Carl is providing a valuable public service can be used.
So call me back.
Okay, well, I probably won't do that, but I'll cancel it by 30 and we'll explore our
avenues for sure.
Thank you, Alex, for reminding me, yes, you can vote for the creep off.
Vinnie cheated last week.
It was really annoying. So,
let's get back at Vinnie and vote for me at the Reddit.com slash the creep off. There's a poll in
there. And if I win this week, Vinnie is going to be spending on Monday. So, actually doing some
labor for once on a labor there. We're doing creepiest communist on the show coming up on Monday on the creep off.
Say I never promote the creep off. Thanks Alex. Thanks for
Okay. Oh, band, Brad, this guy called into the show.
This is all cool. I got a crazy week. It's a
one-gast called the creep off episode 128
The house has been a white in a little bitch for a first 10 minutes. You should check it out
Yeah, video was being a little wider
All right, I kind of kind of got a little upset with Vinnie on the way this episode of the creep off, but
Deservingly so.
You know, I don't like to dress down people
on their own shows, but if I have to,
I'm gonna do a good job of it.
Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
Hey Carl, this is always really retard.
You're a target.
You get it.
And I don't know, I just reminded me of this.
It's totally unrelated, but I was messaging with crippled Jesus yesterday and he will
not be at the Detroit show.
He's moved to the west side of Michigan
and Grand Rapids now.
He moved out of Detroit.
Oh, I know.
And as my wife pointed out,
well, he came to Chicago.
Yeah, I mean, it's Detroit's like that
for you're in the state,
but apparently, it's not gonna make us.
That's disappointing.
W-ATP-live.com is where you can get tickets
for a C-J-List, who are these podcasts?
Live event.
Hey, W-A-T-P, I'm just calling in to complain
about Stuttering John figured I'd just get my best.
This is the right number of it.
Stuttering John got figured out just getting like this is the right number of it
You know the guys like Old now he looks old and then also like he's such a diva
You know it's how you like hold his hands out like he's looking at his nails
And they like but he doesn't clean his nail. He just looks at you
So you know that's a good cake. I got nice a nice good cake I wonder how much more cake that can get it up you know and then he like
hold his pinky out while he's slurping his fucking his cooler's light I don't
want to deal with that guy man he's such a diva you can't even do grandma
I wonder when he's gonna put a moon on like a fucking night down something
I'm saving for one as we speak.
Yeah, even if dark branded out, I'm sure even.
I'm like, that's a moron.
That was so funny when Danny was like, wait,
this guy thinks that Biden's doing a good job.
Is that ironic?
Or what's going on?
Like, no, it's really like, I don't even know people like that.
Yeah, they don't really exist in the wild.
In the wild.
Yeah.
You have to find them. They're special. wild. Yeah, you have to fight if they're special you find them
You put a microscope on it. Well like Pat Oats said it's studies and red sex you study it. Yeah, exactly
All right, no more about Center John here
Hey, I'm gonna be a little bit late on this one, but I was
Stuttering John thing about how he drank a few beers and vomited orange juice everywhere. Yeah, and I just got to say
From someone who has drank too much and given themselves liver damage
If you drink a few out hog beverages and you get violently ill and start throwing up
That is a sign of liver damage
Just like you know that I'm not a doctor, but I have some experience. Thanks. Bye. Another sign of liver damage is John's complexion
It's not a healthy color skin that he has anymore
Things are not going well for him, but that's
That is bloated he's like thanks for that
That was great. Somebody put together a video, these guys make the funniest videos now, the
centering John Stopp in the DaVoys Anonymous, and it's a video of him just
chugging his orange juice. I've met one episode. He chugs a gallon of orange juice
in 10 minutes. How are you not gonna throw up from that? I mean even if you're
word hung over. Right. It's just, how would you, why would you do that? What were you
thinking? How much sugar is that? What were you thinking?
How much sugar is that?
I can't imagine the crash you must have.
I think it's Dr. recommended that.
Are you freaking a girl in the orange juice?
10 minutes like I told you to?
My doctor also said I'm allergic to success.
So I keep it away from me at all times.
Yeah.
Hey, do you ever fun today?
Yes.
Hey guys, uh, w a t b you're doing a great job was wondering legitimately if there would be any interest in any kind of
Stuttering Joe for Senate shirt like unread bubble or something. I thought it would be fun to design
It was like a beer can in there or something.
Okay, thanks.
Stuttering Joe, is that a joke? I don't know. I don't know about. I know Stut Joe is short
for Stuttering John. Would you want to share Stuttering Joe first, Senate? Sure. Sure.
Yeah. Back yourself out. No for it. That's fine. I'll promote it out of here if you
make one. You're going to have another lawsuit on your flat hands.
Okay.
Yeah, you know what?
Good point.
I want nothing to do with that.
You could make a shirt with his face that just fuses the words he hates together, like
just stuttering John's face and then reagger or something like that.
Wait, what's the word?
Oh, I see what you're saying. Okay. Or something like that
We could actually put all those offensive words on their backwards
So I see that on a movie, actually. Yeah, I know what that is. So to do with how? So to do with how?
What a fucking loser.
I don't like the design, but it fits.
You know, can I admit something real quick?
I was angry on Thursday when I got the copyright violation on my YouTube.
And I immediately went in and unlisted a bunch of videos.
And I'm like, I can't lose my channel today.
I don't know how this works.
I can just like get three violations in one day. And my channel today. I don't know how this works I think you can just like get three violations in one day and I'm gone. I don't know
Yeah, I remember a separate job isn't it?
It's right, but if it gets overturned does he get a strike?
That's a good question. No, nothing happens. Nothing happens. Have you not heard like any fucking internet drama at all over the past like five fucking years. Good point. Good point, Beck. I have actually. Why don't you even fucking do it with your time?
Yeah. Yeah. There's been a little suit or two.
You'll be fine. I've listened to okay.
Unless he does suit and you're fucked.
No, you think so?
No, you're gonna win the lawsuit.
Like, it's a fuck ton of money.
I don't care.
You know what's content? Remember how much content
dick got out of that?
He likes to complain. It was $30,000. Yeah. Yeah, he's fine with that. You know what's content? Remember how much content dick got out of that? He likes to complain, it was $30,000.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's fine with that.
You know, he's doing really well.
We're doing really well for him.
You make so much more, but it's fine.
Oh my God, I'll have a go-fond me so fucking fast.
We should make a fake lawsuit.
Yeah.
My friend is going through a lawsuit.
Which is to remain enough.
I'm gonna cash app the money to his Venmo. My friend is going through a lawsuit. Wish us to remain anonymous.
I'm going to cash app the money to his Venmo. It gets transferred to.
Hey Carl, this is the guy calling about the, uh, the audio.
She's last time.
You were right.
I've had this issue on other podcasts now thinking about it.
Something, uh, my phone.
I'm not hidden the fucking rewind, but no, not that.
We're talking about it. But yeah, there's something wrong. My podcast app. Doing something. Anyway, I with my phone. I'm not hidden the fucking rewind, but no, not that retarded, but yeah,
there's something wrong with my podcast app.
Do it something.
Anyway, I love the show, keep it up.
All right, good, I'm glad we cleared that up.
Good, we got closer.
Yeah.
I think I think I'm just editing in clips of my show
over again and putting that out.
And no one else is talking about it.
Just the sky, I know you're full yourself,
but not quite that much.
Do you guys remember MySpace?
Yeah. Okay.
Do you remember who...
Everyone was everyone's friend on MySpace?
Yeah, like the Tom.
Tom, very good. Yes. Tom called into the show.
I'm always excited to learn about celebrities who enjoy our show and then call in and let us know.
Is that a celebrity?
Shh, he's everyone's friend.
That's pretty impressive.
I guess.
Hey Carl, what's happening bro?
It's me, Tom.
Your friend from my space, remember?
Been a while since we've talked.
Anyway, you're a cunt.
I have to say, sounds a lot like carnifalactric does
I don't know
Car what's it going to take to get Kayla on your show?
Yes, that's tremendous co-hosts, she definitely won't do any word
But bring in Vineyard, someone to shoot on there while they're there, I'm gonna be a good time, go talk to yourself
Yes, that is the next video I'm gonna put up on our YouTube channel is
Inside only fans with my new girlfriend Kayla Lauren. I almost said Lauren
Wow, did either of you ladies see Kayla? Yeah, she looks fantastic. Yeah, not bad, right?
I don't think she'd ever fucking talk to you in her life.
No way in fuck.
I could teabone her in her car and she wouldn't talk to me.
She'd try.
She wouldn't buy a shirt or something.
She'd say fuck.
Yeah, I think you're right about that.
All right, this is a fake Gary from San Diego. I think you're right about that. Sorry.
This is a fake Gary from San Diego.
I wish the real one, Collean, I think I'd, but here's a fake one.
Hey, Carl.
Gary from San Diego and Barry from Espandido.
Just wanted to let you know I know you haven't heard from Judy in a while.
Just wanted to tell you she's currently chopped up in pieces and my freezer
By now that part might be true
He's in jail
I don't think Judy's gonna pull through
the the
the
the car was listening to a agenda and i heard that uh... car with a k from
Rochester
gave a donation that i'm curry i did
now i know that can't be you because
all that hatred money so say go to a certain producers
bouses chemo therapy
only they full accounting of all the patreon money
or else i will be reporting you to the
Rochester TD
Call me back. Whatever happened with that he was gonna get me arrested. Remember he said the lawsuit was gonna be criminal
Now we say you won't assume he's gonna have enough money
When you're OCD you also don't follow through with me
I'm just gonna put this out there. Does John? No, I used to own a company.
If you see, why is he going to have any money?
He really should sue me and be worth his time.
Wow, it wouldn't be, but it would be funny.
It would be so funny.
I don't know what I can do to get him to do it, but God,
could you be a fly on the wall for that Patreon call?
I don't think it actually happened. I think he's full of shit.
But the whole idea that he's gonna call a Patreon with his attorney and try to explain
to them that there were things written on a discord.
Certainly, they'd be like, what are we, what's going on?
No, he just called the customer service line.
He was like, oh my god, I didn't even bring this up.
I don't think I brought this up.
Bragging about calling the White House
and following up with an email,
he's trying to get Joe Biden on his show.
And now he's gonna treat about it,
but he talked about it on his show too.
He's like, oh, I talked to the White House.
He's talking to a fucking intern at the White House.
He's, this guy's,
I mean, it's getting bad.
Well, he brags about doing his fucking dishes.
So, he's a used accomplishment for us.
Probably more work than I would do,
but I love that he says,
I'm gonna be on a conference call with Patreon,
and also, Patreon, legal team or whatever the fuck he said.
So, he thinks he's talking to Mr. Patreon
and his legal team or whatever.
Mr. Patrons, that are in John West, I have a phone call.
Oh, yes, send him right through.
Right away.
Yeah, put that right through please Hold all calls
If anyone needs me, I'll be talking to the great center agenda London so the next 35 minutes
Too giggly today, I gotta calm down. All right
Oh, hey blind Mike tell us what you thought. Hey, blind Mike tell us about the episode you watched
Hey, blind Mike. Tell us what you saw. Hey, blind Mike. Tell us about the episode you watched. Hey, blind Mike. Look at this
Really, Carl? That all episode you talking about like, hey, look at this blind Mike. I
Can excuse the racism
All right, it's so funny you say that because when I was going back and editing the show
Yeah, I was picking up on that too. I'm like I never never say that. But for some reason, I was using all those words
over and over again, and it reminded me
of when I met Trixie down in Tampa,
right after she transitioned.
And I called her man 10 times in one conversation.
I never used that word.
Do you ever hear me say, man?
No, for some reason, I'm talking to this woman
who just transitioned.
I just keep saying, man, over and over again. I'm like, what are you doing'm talking to this woman who just transition I just keep saying man over and over like what are you doing trying to sabotage myself?
subconsciously
Mike, you see this I might really cool. He went on. He's like, yeah, I saw that
Did you read the notes? I said, yeah, yeah, I read them all Carl
Why do I keep saying these things?
Such an asshole you You're getting nervous.
Is that what it is?
Yeah.
Okay, I think this is a compliment, I think.
Yo, you know, you might be a club put in Bucktooth mother fucker who can barely speak
better than Stuttering John himself, but you're living the life, man.
You know, your audience may clown your ass all the fucking time, but dude,
you are alpha at this point. You are making money, doing what you love,
entertaining the people, and you actually get to fuck
John from the Jinkled Department, and you don't just say you do,
you actually get to pound her when she's not busy pounding other dudes.
But, you know, still, that's pretty sweet.
She's dang it, you know?
So, you know, home run, home run, Carl.
So that's the thing that it was ever said to me.
Thank you, sir.
You get to fuck your world, sir.
Wow, speaking of Jenny Jingles.
Hi Cole, you fucking bastard.
This is your wife.
It seemed to be XY.
I don't appreciate you telling your fans that I don't like being impersonators online.
I actually fucking love it.
You cheating scumbag.
By the way, calling on this number of excitedly to do your on both my phone? You fucking bastard don't call me back.
Alright well guess my marriage isn't going well.
That's not bad.
Oh god Gary we miss you. Call back into the show sometime.
Alright well I want to thank Hannah, very much.
Hannah, congratulations on your debut.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And by the way, what part of the country are you from?
I'm from.
This is not a hard question.
She's like, oh my god.
How do I explain this?
No.
A state would be a good place to start.
I listen to the creep off.
I'm a huge creep off fan.
And I hear the Alabama jokes.
I'm from a little bit further north.
I'm from Charlotte, North Carolina, that area.
Oh, are you in North Carolina?
I'm in North Carolina.
Well, then what the fuck?
Why do you read a battle, Alabama, that?
I don't know.
It's still the South.
People have a lot of ideas about us.
You can know down here. They really do. Hannah have a lot of ideas about us. I can't help it down here.
They really do.
You're gonna fit right in.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard.
You're gonna like talk to that lady and I.
You're gonna be gorgeous.
Well, it all began with how far drive to Norfolk.
From Charlottesville, it's like six hours.
I'm picking up a corgi in like two weeks from North Carolina though.
Oh.
From the Butts family.
The Butts, oh, that's that's gold.
So can we arrange something then?
Can we maybe two can hang out, see how it goes?
See if there's a connection.
Where does the Butts family list?
I don't find this out.
Some ass crack nowhere.
That was just a one to give out of the
prevention all right.
And I will take root five.
Yeah.
Vic, thank you so much for coming out.
We missed you this past episode.
Of course.
I missed you so much.
Are you all moved in now in your new house?
Yeah, I'm not going back up to the next break.
Very good.
All right.
Any comedy gigs coming up you want to promote?
Thursday in Newport News,
fucking a Cosmese comedy club at 8 p.m. I think.
Okay.
I'm going to ask a dumb question that's only going to make me look foolish.
Have you had anyone come out to your show who hears you out here in the podcast?
No, fucking no one. I don't know why you keep having me look foolish. Have you had anyone come out to your show who hears you out who are in the podcast? I don't know when you keep having me do this. No one
lives the fucking house who listens to this show. If anyone who lives in that
area and you port news for Jena, go out and support our friend, Vic. She loves it
when you give her attention. That's fair. That's fair. Alright. What's with the dancing around the shit? I stink, you hate me. Great. Goodbye.
That was a great episode. That was really great. I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. Okay folks.
Guess what? The episodes. Oh wow.
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