Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep341 - Living In It

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Starting point is 00:00:41 W-E-P. Hello, everybody. It's the Cause of Rews. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that can't get over its jealousy for Stuttering John and all his accomplishments. I'm your host, Carl. With me today, the biggest problem with the biggest problem in the universe, it's Vito, just Woldy.

Starting point is 00:00:57 What's happening, Vito? Hey, Carl, I'm excited to be here. I'm glad we could get a show together. Vito is not happening. Yes, yes, I missed the M.S. I'm glad we could get a show together. We'll be able to get a show together. We'll be able to get a show together. We'll be able to get a show together. We'll be able to get a show together. We'll be able to get a show together. We'll be able to get a show together.

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Starting point is 00:02:36 I thought it's all good. But before we get to the exciting new reviews section and voice-mouse sections of the show, we are going to be reviewing a show called Living In It. This was a suggestion. Why did you make me listen to this bullshit, Carl? Oh my god. This was a suggestion from zero dot in the discord.

Starting point is 00:02:54 Oh, it's his fault. We have both listed separately. We have not discussed it with the other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show that is hosted by Andrea Brower. And I'll explain to you why we listen to the show today, Vita, Andrea Brower is a moderator for Stuttering John

Starting point is 00:03:12 Melendez. Yes. And she lives out in Florida and when John was in Florida to go on the MSCS podcast a few months ago, Andrea got John tickets to go see Paul McCurney. So. Oh wow. Just bought see Paul McCurney. So. Oh, wow. Just bought him Paul McCurney tickets.

Starting point is 00:03:28 Those are pretty pricey. I know. It's pretty generous of her, right? Yeah. Pretty nice. I think he might have crashed with her too. And it sounds like she's also, is she also a moderator for House Sparks?

Starting point is 00:03:40 She keeps bringing up a hell. Okay. She's definitely a moderator for it. Let's get to the intro real quick. This is how the show starts off and a few things that I want to point out. This is the first episode of our podcast. You put out a teaser, which is always good.

Starting point is 00:03:52 Usually like a celebrity, we'll come up and be like, okay, I got a new podcast coming up. But no, Andrea Brower had to put together a one minute teaser. Like, oh, the new podcast coming. All right, good, I'll bookmark it. So this is the first episode,

Starting point is 00:04:03 the only one that exists so far. [♪ music playing in background, playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in it, where we discuss things going on around the world around this and reflect on things of the past and dive into current events and issues as well as the politics of it all. And we may have a guest or two. Yeah, so you notice how she put out her handle on there, better known as, and that's because she's constantly in people's chat rooms while people are broadcasting. And that's where her came to famous right? Well, you probably know me from the person who said you're right, hell and you go Saturday, John

Starting point is 00:04:50 And you might as touch guys sure I would figure it out. I'm that person. Oh, okay cool You wrote show too. You might remember me from typing words into a YouTube Yeah, which obviously would make you want to listen to my podcast where I can barely fucking hear this lady over this shitty NPR A little Guitar music that mix is not good. Do you notice that? No Really bad. I want to say it got better as the show went along But at first I was like oh my god this lady cannot mix this audio whatsoever Well, then she goes on now remember this is her first show and she's talking about all the things that the show's going to be in

Starting point is 00:05:26 what they're going to do. And then she says, and what are your suggestions? You know, send me an email. She gives that her email address like, lady, you don't have an ideas for your own podcast. Is it even one episode in? Do you need these suggestions already? Jesus.

Starting point is 00:05:38 And then after that, this continues on. This is actually one that you pulled, Vito. Just pointing out how the levels are all over the place. Like, it's quiet. That's super loud. It's not fun to listen to. So let's begin the show. My first guest is, if my new podcast is good friend,

Starting point is 00:05:58 a fellow podcaster of the radio show, Liberal Dan, talks on the left, that's right. And let's begin the conversation. [♪ Music playing in background, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, out of tune, I got why would you raise like you already can't the music is already overpowering her and then like you know We really need to have it go out is to raise it to ears shattering level. Yeah, I've never heard of a fade up out Would you fame something out? But they do exactly maybe the cat got on the mix Because she's definitely a cat lady. I know it's it's shocking to hear that would be a cat like she's I believe she's definitely a cat lady. I know it's shocking to hear that would be the case. It holds cat like she's, I believe she's caught in the

Starting point is 00:06:49 mention she's 55, she's a grandmother. Yes, she's a grandmother. This is the clip where her cat interrupts the show. Yeah, I mean, there's documented cases of it that the New Yorkers knew it. And if you hear a cat in a background, one of the cats wanting to get into my office. So I apologize. That was the only thing I knew would happen at this episode before you

Starting point is 00:07:09 go, I'll definitely be here. You'll cat me out. Did you know that it would turn into a four minute segue, however, away from the topic they were currently on? Oh, no, because I'm just immediately talking about for being all my cats and my cats. And I'm like, okay, well, that's a complete destruction of the conversation you were having. All right so you mentioned her age so this is where she brings it up. That that that was it I switched to Democrat and it been a Democrat ever since and I'm I'll be 55. All right what's funny about this is that when Stuttering John was talking to

Starting point is 00:07:43 Monique from Radio Gunnk about going out of date with Andrea, he said she was 60. He painted her age by five or six years. This one was like, I'm going to be 55. So that's kind of fucked right there. Yeah, you're not supposed to raise a lady's age, you can't let's go back. She's like 80 years old. She's got a struggle to cut.

Starting point is 00:08:08 Oh, oh, oh. So this is the other reason why that's funny. And this is another clip that you pulled. This is your number six where she talks about when she changed from being a Republican to a Democrat. And then I started really realizing, I guess when I was about when I hit 35, and I started realizing,

Starting point is 00:08:31 they're not telling, I'm seeing things going around in the world. And this is not what I'm seeing, what they're saying. Right. Nothing specific, not an example. If she would have said, you know, the weapons of mass destruction thing, I just lost all confidence in the administration like something.

Starting point is 00:08:50 You can just go, yeah, okay, I understand that. Instead, it's just everything's so vague. Like these shows are not interesting because these people aren't interesting. They don't have a thought in their head. So instead they just go, yeah, I changed because, you know, they were saying stuff that I didn't think was the stuff. What? It reminds me of John's political commentary.

Starting point is 00:09:06 It is, yeah. You guys are prick. Yeah, right, exactly. Why is he a prick? Yeah, what? Well, I was kind of amazed at her ability to construct a sentence that kept feeling like it was going to be a real sentence, but then really wasn't. She's going to get somewhere.

Starting point is 00:09:19 She said, she's like, yeah, you know, and I saw some things that weren't really the things that I saw in the seeing And you're like, what the fuck that wasn't a real statement At 12, I don't know if you have 12, where I think this is the best one about how history is what makes you? History is what makes you makes today You have to have history in order to move on for today. What the fuck does that mean? What is she talking? Like it almost sounds like she has like some sort of kernel of truth she's gonna come to, but it goes, you gotta have history

Starting point is 00:09:57 in order to move on for today. It sounds like a Kamala Harris quote. We have to change it we're doing by doing what we're doing and we're going to start doing that yesterday because we've been doing that. Like what? I mean, the smart way to do it would just say you can learn from history, history is important. History is. Sure. History gives us insight.

Starting point is 00:10:16 Essentially, you got to have history. It's what makes you makes today. You know, it's in order to move on for today. You need it. I'm like, the whole podcast is that is a lady struggling to make a real sentence app. Well, so these are two people. A lot more guests, yes. These are two people who agree with each other

Starting point is 00:10:30 and everything, talking, which is boring. But also, these are fans of third-rate political shows. They're actually doing a worse job. So this is a tier of political show that's unlistenable in any single way. I don't care if you agree with these. And one of the reasons why I wanted to have veto on for this one is because veto tends to lean a little bit more left than I do.

Starting point is 00:10:50 So I thought I'd be good to get his perspective on these folks talking about how bad Trump sucked at everything. But last thing I want to point out, so she said that when she changed was Obama 2008, is when she voted Democrat and then she never looked back. She also said she changed political affiliation, she was 35. She also said she's now 55. I'm just saying that the math doesn't work here.

Starting point is 00:11:13 She's off on something. Something here is incorrect because it's just not what's going on. Well, we got to mention that she's talking, of course, to the great liberal dam who we all know and love. How did she get that guy for course, to the great liberal dam. Yes. Who we all know and love. How did she get that guy for her first show? It's amazing. How did she land liberal dam, man? This is hilarious at the end.

Starting point is 00:11:33 She thanks him for coming on. Listen to what he says. And I would love to have you on again. Absolutely. Yeah, whatever. I know I need to give some other people some turns. But whenever you want to have you back on and be more than happy to come back on. He's like, listen, Andrew, I'm in pretty high demand. I need to give some other people some turns, but whenever you want to have me back on and be more than happy to come back on.

Starting point is 00:11:45 He's like, listen, Andrew, I'm in pretty high demand. So if I can work with it by busy schedule, perhaps I'll come back on the show, but I got to spread me around to other people's shows. It could be the other way. He could be saying your show is so big. I got to give other people a turn on your show, but.

Starting point is 00:12:01 Oh, you think that's what he meant? Yeah, maybe. I don't know. It's either way, but either way. It's like, dude, she's not getting any other guests and you're doing nothing else. So you guys can do this indefinitely. It would not matter.

Starting point is 00:12:11 Right. Neither to liberal Dan or whatever the hell the name of this, what was the name of this damn show? Oh, it's called Living in it. Living in it. Yeah. Yeah, huge. They're really,

Starting point is 00:12:23 he's scribes fighting on us. He's a guest. guest. I can't schedule y'all. So this is this is her talking about what she does with her time. And that's my worry and that's what I've said. I said it in major o'gita chat. I said it in house chat this morning. I said, how do we know?

Starting point is 00:12:49 So this is what her literal claim to fame is. She goes around and writes things in people's chats as they're doing their YouTube political shows. And she's proud of it. She's like, oh my gosh, I made this point in Ogeda's chat. I made it. And Huckabee, no one can pronounce Richon Ogeda's name. I was just thinking this. He pronounced his name Ogeda. Everyone goes, you need to Chatt, I made it. And Huckabee, no one can pronounce Richie Noe to stay. I was just thinking this.

Starting point is 00:13:05 He pronounced his name, Oh, Jettis. Everyone goes, he's involved with him. He made Ohe, no, no, no, no. But to your point, she was very busy. She made the rounds. Yes, she made the rounds. She made all the chats. And then at the end of this, when they're signing off,

Starting point is 00:13:18 they say this. Again, thank you for having me on. And I'm looking forward to seeing you in my chats and in house chats and it's stuttering John's chats and Everywhere else these people don't have friends. No, no, this is like can you imagine that your entire community is you only see people in Chat rooms of the fucking stuttering John podcast I'm gonna coordinate your social events Yeah, maybe I'll see you like catch you guys exchange emails or phone numbers and form a real relationship. Well the

Starting point is 00:13:46 Santa is the same thing as Vito is that these are adults and I'm talking about past their prime adults. They're they're getting up in there and they're trying to pretend to see them. Congrats parents and they're trying to pretend that they're YouTubers and podcasters and they're playing this pretend game like I have my show too and you do my show and maybe I'll go do your show. I looked up this guy because

Starting point is 00:14:11 what you, I've never heard of Liberal Dan. I also had to see Liberal Dan's channel. And I guess I wasn't surprised when I saw Liberal Dan. 465 subs. His most recent video is four days old it has 88 views. It's an hour and 50 minutes long. And Vito, I gotta show you this video. I'm like, I'll just click out and see what's doing.

Starting point is 00:14:37 All right. Oh my gosh, this is the big get for Andrea Rauer. This is the guy who's just like, yeah, you know, we gotta spread this message. We gotta get it out there. He's all proud of himself. Your shoe will go live in five seconds. Four, three, two, one.

Starting point is 00:15:01 Ah. For people who wants to know, damn, he's is talking he's excited. He's got a big smile at his face. He's talking up a store. He's so energetic. Yeah, nothing to happen. No, no, no. His life reaction to the President Biden speech of September 1st.

Starting point is 00:15:20 Why did he not trim this out? Does he eventually figure out that his audio is not on? He does. I'm going to let this play until he figures it out because then when he gets back into it, he's kind of a mumbled mouth retard. It's not real great at talking. Yeah, well, he's just talking to himself right now. YouTube lets you edit this out.

Starting point is 00:15:37 Like you can edit the beginning of your clip and you're all out with the talking for the first three. Let's start again. I edit that out. you more ahead and I did I I said that it worked perfectly and I had stopped or the audio synced up with exactly of the starting of the show and of course I then forgot to turn on the audio for the mic and you know It's you know, it's, you know. Yeah, it's, you know, no, it's explanation.

Starting point is 00:16:11 And the graphics behind it were just a giant microphone. Yeah. Yeah. Just to add it to audio. Audio master. Speaking of Dick, me and Dick started a show. And I think we went for like 20 minutes without the audio going But you know what we did we edited it out. We didn't leave it up

Starting point is 00:16:27 Well, that's a thing like you said you get out of it in post and that was the very beginning of the video the easiest thing to edit out Easiest is the very very beginning of it. They have a built-in editor on YouTube You can just drag the playhead and be like started here. Speaking of fucking up producer Chris I forgot to plug in your camera. I just noticed. Yeah, well you grabbed that no problem I get any pop that in got that guy appreciate it. Whoops. That's twice now We handle your time. You don't leave it out for everyone to humiliate you Correct because I know what I know what the trolls are capable of Yeah, well liberal Dan is a very exciting figure. Basically, looks like me in 20 years.

Starting point is 00:17:10 I can't say too much, but it's just fascinating to listen to this show. And like a lot of his political stories are, you know, I tried to call it a Hannity. They wouldn't put me on, but I tried to call it a Rush Limbaugh. They wouldn't put me on. I'm like, so all your political stories that you tried to call into right wing radio shows and they wouldn't let you get on the air. Yeah, let me play those. Let me play those.

Starting point is 00:17:31 So quick, this is great. I know there's one time I called into it to rush limbaugh and I didn't even get on the show because the guy laughed at me. Great story. Yeah, political story. We would have great anecdote. And then just after that, he talked about Sorry. I want to get political stuff. We want to get anecdotes. And then just after that, he talks about calling it to other shows.

Starting point is 00:17:50 I think it was Neil Bork's one time I called it and had it, I got through a neither of them. And I kind of learned back then that when conservative shows allow leftists to call in for the most part, they only will do, they only will let the ones that aren't making good points on. Oh, he was too smart to get on those. It's just smart. That's one of those. We're getting, you guys dangerous. He's going to convert our audience. You can't get him on the phone. Get him off. Get him him off this guy's been a good point what do I do boss what do I do fucking idiot when liberal Dan comes calling you know Hannity new liberal Dan would be as downfall if he ever allowed him on air they're literally laughing at him as he's calling in and

Starting point is 00:18:37 I would opine maybe it's because he's not a great broadcaster as you could tell from the examples we're playing as well as this one. They even talked about sending people to, you know, repatriate, repatriate, repatriation camps like. Easy for you to say, buddy. Maybe you don't use big words. If it's different, there was a lot of stumbling bumbleies throughout the whole thing. It kind of felt like two people just talking past each other. Yeah. It wasn't a show. It's not the people that show. Nobody made, yeah. Like for a political show, you're right.

Starting point is 00:19:08 Like if you want to criticize Trump, there's like a lot of interesting stuff you could like dig into and like stuff he's actually done. Yeah. But they go, they're like, they just start like randomly speculating or like, you know, those classified documents or whatever, they're like, well, you know, it's going to be really bad if he gave to North Korea. Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah there's no evidence you did that let me let me play some of these questions let me play some of these

Starting point is 00:19:29 cuts because this is this is crazy how do we know that he did not send those packages with the copies of all of that information to China Russia and North Korea all right again, what we're talking about here are the top secret documents that the FBI rated this house to obtain. We don't. That is a big, that in my mind, that's a big fear. We, that's the unknown. That's the thing is like, is that if he had them, like, let's say he had them copied and he sent copies to Russia, sent copies to China, sold copies to whoever, whatever highest bidder there was or whatever the bidders were. This is how these people actually think. They think that Trump's just like, oh sweet, I'll be president because the long game is I get these military secrets that puts our troops in danger and I sell them off the North Korea and Russia and China. Okay, Trump was the opposite of all those things. He was America first. Remember you wanted to bring the troops up? Yeah,

Starting point is 00:20:22 we didn't want people in harm's way. And these guys are like, well, he's probably getting everyone murdered. Based on what? This, I have no, one thing about Trump Vito is that he's a narcissist. If he was stealing documents from the FBI or the CIA, they were probably documents about Trump. He probably wants to read about himself,

Starting point is 00:20:41 would be by the guy. I assume he was just like, these are cool and I want some cool shit. Yeah, it's like when I'm old I mean he is old, but you know his grand cuz you go hey you want to see the top secret shit Up on the wall in his office or something like that's pretty fucking guy get afraid that's pretty fucking cool Well, I think they found in the one of the Trump Tower restaurants. There is like a top secret folder like behind the display case. I think that might be one he was allowed to have though, but for all I know it was like, I'm going to start a bunch of planet Trump fucking a restaurants and have a bunch of cool

Starting point is 00:21:13 memories. That's that's Trump's MO. It's not like I'm going to betray the country. It's mad this would make for like a cool like place to make some, you know what the shit to show off. You know the best side is a planet Trump. What? Tiny chicken fingers. Tiny, not the taco bowl. I want that taco bowl. All right. This is more on them talking about Trump cashing in on these top-seeker documents. No, if he did that, just to know to try and cashing on it. So they're speculating like, so if we do find out that he took these documents and sold them to North Korea and Russia and China, they're saying that it might happen that people who support Trump won't support him anymore. If all of that is true, that's how they think, is the only thing that would get people to

Starting point is 00:22:01 be like, huh, this guy seems like a bad guy now. Maybe we shouldn't support him. And it's funny because the way that they talk about Trump supporters, they don't realize that they're the same people on the other side. There's got to be some way to reach the people, even though I'm thinking that they're definitely a significant subset of people who are just not going to be reachable because they're just going to make excuses for whatever it is. And that's where common sense comes into play too. You know, that the lack of common sense and thinking for yourself is that fog goes by mine.

Starting point is 00:22:36 They're explaining, Suttering John and his love for Biden. Like, have some common sense, like think for yourself. And you don't just blindly follow a political party. Like, that's what you guys like think for yourself, you don't just blindly follow a political party. Like, that's what you guys are doing. How do you not see the happens? How do you not realize that? Yeah, well, that's what everybody's doing sadly.

Starting point is 00:22:54 No, that's not the case. I swear to God, if you don't might seem like that. I think every single one of my friends all have views that are not completely one way or the other. Like we all think for ourselves. Like, I don't understand. That's why I get frustrated with these political shows because I don't understand these people just like, well, everything a Democrat does is perfectly right and everything Republicans

Starting point is 00:23:13 do is evil. Like, what? How's that even possible? I mean, the only, the only sane answer is both sides really suck for different reasons. Yes. By the way, this is my, this is my crazy hot take. You ready for this? Whether we're run by Republicans or Democrats, either way, we're going to hell in a hand

Starting point is 00:23:30 mask. It's not going to end well. It's going to end well. Either those parties are charged. For me, it's just like which poison pill do you want? So this is Andrea. This is kind of a loaded question with people not so much not not talking political people like in Washington just people in general have

Starting point is 00:23:52 you seen so much discord among people when it comes to voting in politics and things going on in the world as you do now. I don't think I've ever seen it. You're kind of leading the witness there. You're on an objection. Aren't things crazy when they've ever been? They're crazy, right? Aren't they crazy when they've ever been? Fido isn't this the best show you've ever been at guest host town? It's the best WDB. The best show, right? Yeah, of course. Yes. You have a great conversation. I'm having a conversation at VD. She is like, you know, with the politics and the voting and everything. I'm like, I know.

Starting point is 00:24:34 If you're going to eventually get to everything, you can leave out the other things as well. Everything in this show is just so vague and stupid. It's speaking of stupid. A lot of them are young too. You've got Shapiro that's relatively young. You got Anna Cassaisen. Cassaisen. Yeah, Cassarian, yeah. I know. You have to jump in. Cassarian. How the hell did she get from Anna, Cassarian to Anna Cassesian? I don't know. I'm not a game from good old Anna Cassesian. I'm like, that has never been anyone's name ever. Even if you were just reading

Starting point is 00:25:04 it, that's not how it would be pronounced. But it doesn't make any sense at all. But it might be that Andrew's just not really a broadcaster. Well, I don't know what's going on. She has all these like stories that I don't believe. Uh, like you got 13. Did you believe this story about her grandson? No this is great. It's brown shirt Nazi stuff.

Starting point is 00:25:28 Exactly. I mean my grandson was talking to him and we were talking about, you know, the Holocaust and stuff like that and he goes, well that wasn't real. They really didn't kill all those people and I'm like, yeah, they did. Or is it his base? No, Chris, it's based. No, no, it's just about. I'm on this show. No, no. Do you think you really had a conversation

Starting point is 00:25:54 with your grads? I don't know. What is, what, I hope that your grads was just like, nah, grandma, that never happened. Yeah, just fucking hurt. Just be like, ah, you guys in your crazy old stories. Yeah. Look, they teach about that stuff in every American school.

Starting point is 00:26:09 I don't think there's any kid out there. He's a hardcore Holocaust denier. And if they are, there's something weird going on in your family right now. Try flipping to the channel. He's hanging out on the wrong message board. The history channel all they talk about is obviously ancient aliens,

Starting point is 00:26:25 but then the other thing is Hitler at the third Reich. Yeah, not the trading can. The way she talks about is like, he thinks it's like a fictional event. Like, oh, that wasn't real. That was just for the movies. Yeah, I'm like, what is wrong with your family?

Starting point is 00:26:39 Where's your grandson going to school? Isn't that? Graham, what did you think Avatar was real too? Come on, Graham. get your shit together. But I don't trust her. She feels like an unreliable narrator. Like it feels like her stories are that, you know, her kid probably said,

Starting point is 00:26:52 like, oh, we're learning about the Holocaust at school and somehow she and her head convinces herself that he said it wasn't real. A lot of her stories just sound like a crazy old lady who's got something going on in her head that ain't making things right. Well, she follows Tuttering John Melendez. She's definitely crazy.

Starting point is 00:27:09 And there's something in her head that's not right. I knew that coming into her. I knew that coming into her. That Trump is going to sell documents through North Koreans, which makes no fucking sense. And would not have them. Yeah. And they talk about how they're getting,

Starting point is 00:27:20 they're gonna be fingerprinting the secret documents. Do they mean literally looking for fingerprints on these pieces of paper? I guess so. That's not heard. That makes us even crazier. Like I heard today that they're taking fingerprints and they're taking the fingerprints off

Starting point is 00:27:36 of the top secret paperwork that he had in his office. And like I wanna say that maybe, just maybe if they just see, maybe enough of them will see, okay, this is really bad. If it's shown that he showed top secret things that put like our troops in danger, or top secret things that put the country in danger, was or something to chime or something where they can't. So he's saying that they're going to fingerprint like like trouble to canning this over to

Starting point is 00:28:11 Putin going, can you give that back though? I need that. Yeah. You should back when you're done. Do they have like Putin's fingerprints on file or can John. And they probably have managed to get Putin's fingerprints by this point. But I don't think he's gonna give it a Putin He's gonna give it he didn't give it anybody. For example if he did he's gonna take a picture with a camera

Starting point is 00:28:30 Yeah, it's on the guy like a fucking email He's not gonna say hey come on over to Mar-a-Lago secret spy number nine. Yeah, take off those gloves and touch this thing for a while I'll give it back to me. What do you done? It's gonna be his kids hands all over because you can go look at all the cool shit I stole. Yeah. I like I identify with Trump in that way. If I was leaving the White House, I would want to steal some cool shit. Oh yeah. Super nears.

Starting point is 00:28:56 I almost can't even prosecute the guy for that. I go, wow, he just tried to get some free shit. Dude, on January 19th, that place turns into a gift shop as far as I can. Yes, absolutely. Get everything you got. The Clintons did that. They could have furniture, they could have those sorts of shit. I saw a picture of Obama loading a big screen TV on the back of a U-Haul.

Starting point is 00:29:15 All right, every president knows the deal. You get a eight hour shopping spree. And after eight hours, the secret service cuts you off. They started time. It's like the toy challenge at a toys or us they used to have. You just get to push a shopping cart through the White House. Supermarkets get eight hours. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:29:32 It's off the air. It's just steel priceless and historical art of facts. All right. Then the conversation gets a little spicy. I do a show called The Creep Off with Vinnie Paul. You know, we talk about some pretty crazy shit on there, but these people, child, such as 10 years old,

Starting point is 00:29:51 has gotten rates in this, whatever that case may be. In size of the 10 year old girl, jeez. I have this. Seems like a lot for your first episode. What if you lighthearted political podcast? Maybe you oughta build to that? So then she goes on to talk about her granddaughter. I mean, I have a 50 year old granddaughter.

Starting point is 00:30:13 Oh my gosh, I couldn't imagine if something happened to her in that respect with she was younger. I couldn't imagine it. Again, you know, I mean, thankfully, she's on birth control now. You're 15-year-old granddaughters on birth control on a slut.

Starting point is 00:30:28 I'm John DeGio, I mean, I'm going to put my grandkids. Oh, we're all having fun here. Everyone's having fun. What else did you pick up on, Vito? Well, at one point, liberal Dan has a giant loss of a, he's trying to thought, I don't know if that's, I guess we all do. But for some reason, it just felt so weird. Yeah, he really got off out of tangent and couldn't find this way.

Starting point is 00:30:57 Yeah, completely lost it. Yeah, I think these guys are suffering from dementia. I think someone ate the breadcrumbs because he turned around and went oh shit When I used to he was my first like regular hypocrite of the week but but Where's it going with this? Oh, I just lost my train of thought

Starting point is 00:31:21 It just it just blows me away. I can't believe it was more subscribers on YouTube. I know people just haven't found him yet or what's going on. Sure, it's up to the most whipped smart political mind of our time. Oh, the guy wanted to be calling it a Hannity. Imagine calling a head. He goes, ah, shit. Oh, that allows the you guys ever notice what history is a thing. And for today, history is a thing.

Starting point is 00:31:45 You gotta have it. What I love is that we had a show that was about political intrigue and selling our secrets and killing the troops and my granddaughter, what if she got raped? What's the best way to end that show, Carl? Maybe with a fun little segment called, the one toy you could never get rid of.

Starting point is 00:32:03 Now, the one thing that I didn't want to talk to you about. That was a perfect setup. But I want to say that there's no segue to this. They're having this very serious conversation about troops and arms, where everything to be done to sad. And then all of a sudden, nowhere, she says this. Now the one thing that I didn't want to talk to you about, which I'm very excited about,

Starting point is 00:32:22 and how I'm going to do all of the future podcasts. What is the one toy when you were a kid that you thought you could never get ripped? You were just talking about me. It's worth the thought. They could be the like. The one thing that you thought this is going to be around for a long time. Hmm. I don't know. I had to think about that. Yeah, it's a really stupid question.

Starting point is 00:32:54 That's the one question. That is thrown for a loop. He's like, what? What do you mean? I'm an adult man. What do you mean what toy do I like? Let's not even what toy. As a child, which one did you think would still be around it? Just to make it stupid. Yeah. It's a really stupid question. But you can hear the excitement in her voice. Like, she's being about this. She's like, every show I should end with a question. And then all the guests will have different. And what's a great question. What is the one toy that you think

Starting point is 00:33:21 would have stuck around when you were a, I don't even get exactly what the question is. The toy that you thought as a kid would have had longevity. You can think about that when you're playing with the slinky, you go, man, this thing's gonna be around for another 40 years. This is a viable product I have in my hands here. Bigger than the Holocaust. All right, so let's find out why she asks that question is because she wants to answer.

Starting point is 00:33:45 Oh, no, she asked. So she after he goes, I don't know why. Yeah, I think he said a tarry or something after a while. Yeah, okay. And then she says this. My favorite thing was, and it was, there were two of them. The one was, remember Simon, the game Simon? Yes.

Starting point is 00:34:07 And remember, I don't know if you had one, but I had one of these little tiny video games that had Pac-Man. You could actually play the little video game. It was like a little video game like you go to the arcade and play it except it was small. Right, yeah. Yeah, those, those, that's how, oh my gosh, those were going to last forever. We go to our day in play except it was small. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Those, those are, oh my gosh, those are gonna last forever.

Starting point is 00:34:28 Who? Fucking cares. What a dumb anecdote. I used to have like a Pac-Man video game. Yeah, I've seen it. I know. I got you. It's just really weird that she like pictures herself

Starting point is 00:34:40 as a child looking in the Pac-Man video game and going, yeah, this one's gonna last. Yeah, I'll be putting this was well Would you buy some have so we play this? This will still be a thing I remember back in 2004. I bought an HD TV and I was like I'll never do another TV again. This is it The last TV I'll ever buy Rear projection wait two thousand pounds like this is it

Starting point is 00:35:04 Can't the question just be like what what was your favorite toy as a kid? Not which one you thought. And marketing. And that's not possible. I don't know what the fucking point of the show is. What is this? You got to know. You got to know.

Starting point is 00:35:17 We talked about, oh my God, abortions. Married. Probably. I remember those little Pac-Man's. Yeah, I had one of those. The fuck is this? I don't know. So at a certain point, Liverpool Dan tells a hilarious anecdote.

Starting point is 00:35:33 Him and his friends play board games together because they're exciting people. And he tells the story. Hey, hey, hey, don't knock the board game community car. That's one place. I will have to stick. I haven't played board games in a while, but this is a good one. It's fine. You guys are cool.

Starting point is 00:35:48 We're cool. Although it's funny because we were playing at my friends' house the other week, one of the board games. And he says it's better to build bridges than walls. And then my friend Larry, who's more liberal than him at least, goes, unless you can get Mexico to pay for it. And I just busted out laughing because, you know, it's funny. I don't think it's funny.

Starting point is 00:36:11 Where is good joke? I like that he added I busted out laughing. Yeah. Because it's funny. Oh, that's why you were laughing. I wasn't sure the reason it was the humor of the situation. The mid you laugh every anecdote in Centering John's book that we're supposed to laugh at ends with him going, and then we all started laughing.

Starting point is 00:36:30 You can think that part out. Either it was fun or it wasn't, but let me be the judge of that. That's the book equivalent of a laugh track. He got a machine on it. Yeah, no one's laughing. Oh, well, if they were laughing, then I should probably be laughing. I understand that. So this is fun. So, Andrea has a strategy for converting people who don't see things the way that she

Starting point is 00:36:51 sees things because these people are very left leaning and they see Trump as the next Hitler and we have to convince these people who like Trump or maybe just don't think Trump was the worst president we've ever had. You know, those crazy people. We got to convince them otherwise, and this is her way to do that. And then when you call them out, which, I mean, how this blows me away,

Starting point is 00:37:13 that he just calls them out, you know, I'm giving shit, he just calls them out and calls them out and calls them out, calls them out. And it's like wake up, We're sitting here telling you, this is not how it really is. This is not how it seems. What's it gonna take for you to realize it that it's not what it seems?

Starting point is 00:37:34 We're trying to protect you from yourself. So basically, she tells people they're stupid over and over and over again. And for some reason, it's not changing their minds. Why won't they believe her? You got to keep calling them out over and over again. And then send them to listen to the House Park's podcast. Well, yeah, she does that to her sister, which I'll get into it a second. But just my follow up of that clip is that liberal Dan then says, yeah,

Starting point is 00:38:00 maybe what we should be doing is not attacking people for their beliefs, which I'm like, finally, you guys are figuring this out with them. You know, maybe it's possible to reach these people using that sort of thought, whereas, instead of attacking them for their beliefs, which I know I'm guilty of, I go after people on their beliefs.

Starting point is 00:38:19 Great. Maybe we should stop doing the thing that we do all the time, yeah. Maybe you should, doing the thing that we do all the time. Yeah. You should probably get a idea. There's not a lot of strategy from a liberal Dan. Just berate the shit out of people and go, wait, am I the bad guy? I don't want to think about it.

Starting point is 00:38:35 So Andy's got a sister. And this is one of these people that she needs to convert. She's one of those mage and people it seems like. Oh, no. The same with my sister. My sister is a diehard Republican she is a diehard Trump person she is a I'm not going to get myself back I'm not going to wear a mask she has gotten COVID once and it was bad enough towards they told her husband you need to sign these

Starting point is 00:39:02 papers because we may have to put her on a ventilator and she may not make it right something she's fat that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that everybody on this podcast is not exactly i don't know what i'm doing under a what's her name andrew and i am i've seen a picture of the we have we have any? No, not like liberal Dan

Starting point is 00:39:26 He puts himself out there. He's a big boy. Yeah, yeah liberal Dan He's a software engineer and he looks like a software engineer So Andrew has a strategy for fixing her broken sister who is a hardcore Republican She says hey, you know,'ve been not moderating for health sparks so you gotta watch that i said walk on and doing the moderation for for how i really am excited about it and i didn't say anything political to our about it i want you to listen

Starting point is 00:40:02 and she's okay give me the links I will. She loves how she doesn't agree with how on everything. She's still that Trump person. She's still that I don't believe in getting vaccinated person. However, I put that in her head. And I think that's her head and I think That's what we need to do. That's what the mightest touches of the world. Do that's what Jordi does That's what Tony Michaels does. That's what Starring John does. That's what you're doing

Starting point is 00:40:37 That's what I'm doing put that little seed of doubt in there Yeah, make sure you get all your siblings to watch Tony Michaels and Stuttering John that'll definitely figure it out for both. Tony Michaels. If anyone has changed the course of human politics, it's house sparks and Stuttering John. Oh my God. Like a people. It's really surprising. They're a part of apart of some they feel like oh my god. I'm house sparks moderator Yeah, I'm a major political Blair now. I got to start my own show and start changing hearts and minds It's like all you do is if a porn bot shows up in the chat you click the little hide from chat button Function as moderators viewers where they need moderators in the first place is because someone was going in there

Starting point is 00:41:25 putting the N word at a thousand times in a row. Like I said, you need a moderator out of the show. It's not that noble of a job, I guess is what I'm trying to say. Oh, and for my first episode, I better get liberal danna. Well, maybe liberal danna will change some hearts and minds because he talks about how people were rejecting science When the pandemic first started off so

Starting point is 00:41:50 That's that's why the pandemic was so frightening at the beginning when when you have these people who are rejecting all sorts of science and wanting to go Back to normal, they were like they didn't care if the if the death rate was One to what was was percent. I was like, well, the death rate's two percent. We're going to lose seven million people in this country. And so he talks about people who don't believe in science and then throws out data points that are completely inaccurate. Two percent mortality rates, seven million people dead, but those, those things were true. Science, you know, sometimes it's about questioning things, not just believing in them. I like to know science is a belief. You don't believe in science.

Starting point is 00:42:27 No, that's not the scientific method of work, dummy. The left side relationship with science has been a not great. It has a blade. It's it's getting everybody's relationship. Science is bad. That's true. It's starting to get really weird. That's true. It has become they used to be like, oh, science is great. We believe in the empirical math and blah, blah, blah. And they're like, well, how about all this shit

Starting point is 00:42:48 you got no evidence for? And they're like, yeah, but I don't know, it makes us feel good. So let's go with it. Now they're pushing to it. No, no, no, no, no. Now they're pushing to boosters that they've only tested on mice. And they're going, yeah, this is going to get FDA clear.

Starting point is 00:42:58 And they've just like throwed science completely out that way. They're like, well, who gives a fuck about science anymore? We have control. Let's just do a shit. Yeah, there's some stuff I don't want to get too deep into. But they're like, what? Who gives a fuck about science? I mean, where we have control. Let's just do a shit. Yeah, there's some stuff. I don't want to get too deep into it. But they're like, we can just halt puberty now. And it's fine. They're like, hold on one second. What are you talking about? They're like,

Starting point is 00:43:19 yeah, yeah, I don't know. It might rot your brain a little bit, but that's fine. I'm sure it's. I'm sure we're having a trouble over on the left of the science thing. It's not going good. And then the references that they point out as far as the TV shows. So the problem here, like you said, they're watching YouTube and these shows are not good. They're not well researched. They're ridiculous. They could be watching real political shows. If there is such a thing, they could be watching cable news or something, but they're

Starting point is 00:43:42 not. They're watching YouTube because they feel like they're a part of it. And the liberal Dan even talks about the last show that he used to watch on Fox. I lost a little bit when they got rid of Colmes and it was just Hannity. I was like, well, I don't want to watch this anymore. That was 13 years ago. We're talking about the Colmes. They're references for political government leaders. I'm like, what do you guys, like Rush Limbaugh is dead.

Starting point is 00:44:04 And he's still three stories about trying to get on Rush Limbaugh. I'm like, bro, like, this is literally, listen to people who like jump through a time warp. Yeah. Have no idea who the current political commentators are. Have no idea what the current politics even are. All they know is they don't like that Trump guy. That they agree on for sure. Yeah, because Housebarks told them so. House Parks is a pretty smart guy from what Senator John's told me. I like House Parks.

Starting point is 00:44:32 House Parks is a beautiful lady. I haven't seen anything. House Parks is up too lately though. House Parks has like a YouTube channel. Yeah, he does a political show. He also is the lead singer. Get ready for this of Nerd Halen. What they do is they play the man Halen sucks,

Starting point is 00:44:53 but they change the lyrics to make them nerdy. No, you might like this bad. Do you want to go see? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is my show now. Yeah, I'm gonna get you a nerd hailing t-shirt when I come out to see you in the out way. What's your side? Like, do they do shows? Like, do people show up for this? Oh, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:45:35 How sparks live from flappers? He's doing flappers, fucking comedy club. Hey, yeah, yeah, how? What happened, buddy? What happened? What happened? What happened? Yeah. So anything else you want to play from this show before we move on?

Starting point is 00:45:52 I can't imagine. It was just a lot of nonsense. Game of Thrones references. I don't even know if that's funny. It's just like, who are these people? Just two old people who are very excited. Is he also a moderator? Is liberal Dan also moderate chatroom? He's definitely in the chat room. So he said he'll see her in future chat.

Starting point is 00:46:13 They can next through the chat room with a fucking stunning John and they go, Hey, later, maybe we can hang out because we were both in the same chat. I have never had that thought that me and this other guy watching a YouTube video in a chat room are gonna hang out later and be friends. Well it's funny because we've documented this in Southern John's chat room. No one's even listening to this show. They're all just having conversations with each other. Oh hey how's it going? Oh I didn't see you last week. Yeah. Literally that's what's going on. This is old people who don't know how the internet works is you go, no, chat in the chat room, grandma and the nutty. This is for the show. We use the private

Starting point is 00:46:50 messenger. Right. Right. She's yelling like, can you send groceries to my house? No, you're going to use the the, oh my god. Uh, yeah, this is a bizarre bizarre. That they have formed a little community and they're now branching off into their own unremarkable podcast. I mean, I hope this is the start of a trend. I hope everybody in the Stuttering John moderation community has their own little window into their lives. You know, before the internet,

Starting point is 00:47:22 in order to have a spin off, the original show has to be successful and popular. You know that it's like, oh let's do a spin off. And now it's just like the Stuttering Judge shows moderators third cousin live with the like what? That's got 20 seasons. It's actually getting pretty good. Yeah. Oh my god. It's as you were on the judge show. Yeah. Back in the day, you used to cancel shows that suck. Now a guy can just sit in his basement and make it forever. Ugh. Fuck it.

Starting point is 00:47:50 Dan has what, 10 years of videos here. Oh my God. I didn't even look to see how many videos he has on there. But 88 views for a video that's four days old. Like, what do you do? And he spent two hours on this show for 88 views. He's been going for he's been making videos on this channel for at least 10 years. Wow. I think he's only really gotten serious in the last four years. Where again? Oh, man, do you know his parody songs on here?

Starting point is 00:48:16 What? All right. Oh, do I need to pull this up on pulling clips? I sure did. Stay in or you'll die young. The COVID parody of only the good die young from good. All right. Let me look this up. I'm giving you up in the private chat on StreamYard if you want to grab that. All right. Cool. Let's see what's going on here. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. This is March 22nd 2020. He was around top of us. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:48:52 Staying Virginia, a girl that can wait. Donald Trump raised spotted much too late. I did not be performing live on top of the trend. Yeah, that wasn't surprise! And you shouldn't leave your health down to fate because I would just be real dumb. Well it does have a good voice, I gotta give him that. Yeah, golden pipes.

Starting point is 00:49:18 Good bass. They bought up the anti-macterial gel parted the toilet paper as well Purchased on Quarrax, wipe stay with cell For things viruses land on Stainery ol' dyer That's what I said That's what's really wild

Starting point is 00:49:40 Stainery ol' dyer Do you hear what I'm saying? This guy, this could be the next word out here. I'm looking at old places. Poem is a racist to me. parody of always a woman to me. Yeah, this is great. All right, so he just likes Billy Joel, is that what you're telling me?

Starting point is 00:49:59 I guess it's all Billy Joel. No, I don't know. These are great. Let's see, you, I don't know. These are great. Let's see, you gave me this one too. Okay, great, always a racist. Always a racist to me. I wonder if it's about Trump. 33 views, but over two years.

Starting point is 00:50:16 Now he's white privilege then yell at a cop. You are dressed in black face even if you say stop You won't say Corona hell just say Chinese He says he's alt-right, but he is always a racist He's nailing it it. Well, one of them is definitely white. It's certainly white. But it's Santa Mexican down.

Starting point is 00:50:52 Fucking cold up there. What an insane person. Well, if you guys want some great parody songs, Lippurl Dan on YouTube, he's got a while. This is great. I wrote his delivery too. Like, he's not having any fun with this. No, he's not.

Starting point is 00:51:13 No, he's not. It's a short bra. I mean, you know, it's the most... Oh my God, he's under his breath, like in his apartment. Like, I can't be too loud or the name was. Yeah, no. You just hear some talking about is all of the middle. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:51:26 The choice makes for a great song. That was right. I'm not going to show it to the neighbors. Yeah. The tea party. The tea party. The word tea is just one syllable, sir. That's not good

Starting point is 00:51:53 Good one I want to see if he hit that no It's a little false sound. I'll go by the way, you know, you've reminded me to compliment you on your songs that you make for a biggest problem. Oh, have you been enjoying these stingers? I love the stingers. I love the stingers. People really enjoy the stinger. Unfortunately, you complimented yourself the other day

Starting point is 00:52:20 because I wanted to tell you that you do have a good voice, you're harmonizing with yourself, it sounds pretty good and then you went and ruined it by saying, yeah, I can think pretty well. All right. Well, it's because Dick was giving me shit. He was like, I sucks. And I'm like, I'm not fucking hit. I'm not. I only problem out myself out of defense. Bussie, your boss, my friend. I've been enjoying those. Thank you very much, sir. Well, I've got to honestly, I might have a billy Joel of my own coming up. So I think I got some good ones planned. You know what I call you know what I call what you just did right there.

Starting point is 00:52:54 The teens. Little tease right there. Yeah. Watch out. I got to write. I got to write the lyrics though. All I got is old Mr. Masterson and I don't know what he's doing though can't be polishing the fender I'll figure it out So I want to get into stuttering John talk because It's getting incredible now like just every single episode. He's talking about me and lawsuits and all this crazy shit and Actually, Dr. Steve sent in a new jingle

Starting point is 00:53:27 for this section, because he thinks the jingle that we do now is a little too upbeat, and now it's starting to get kind of messy, and he's feeling like we shouldn't be happy about what's entering John's up to. So he sent this thing for us to go into it. Demented, Stutt Joe segment intro. Stuttling, finally successfully. Got a copyright

Starting point is 00:53:47 violation against me on YouTube. We had a video removed and I got my first copyright violation Yeah, that goes sideways. That was horrible. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Starting point is 00:54:22 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sideways peeps. Oh my God. All right, I want to try something we've never done before. I want to simul cast the Anthony Kooley show somehow, some way. Hey, where's the show this week? Where's the show? Oh, he's not talking about it yet. I work.

Starting point is 00:54:38 All right, we'll come back to this then because Anthony has promised he wants to go into St. John's been talking some shit and that's pissed Anthony off. So, all right. Well, so the big volley fired is, did he get, is there a strike on your account? Yes. So I was, I had a video taken down.

Starting point is 00:55:01 Yes. So I had a video taken down copyright violation. It was me pulling clips of a show that John does called Beer on the Belkeneer. And John's thinking process is because Beer on the Belkeneers behind his paywall, we can't use clips of that show on our show, which is incorrect, which has been explained to him

Starting point is 00:55:21 Ednauseum and he can't get it through his thick skull. So John comes on his latest beer on the balcony, a show I'm gonna play clips from right now, and goes into all of this, and what he's gonna prove to us is how little he understands about what's going on. It really is just incredible. This content is only for my Patreon and YouTube members.

Starting point is 00:55:51 content is only for my Patreon and YouTube members. Any unauthorized use i.e. posting it on your show and posting any clips of this show on your show without the expressed consent of the John podcast is strictly prohibited prohibited by who what are you talking about what does he mean by I'm prohibited who backs that up exactly John yeah that dummy what law oh so yeah he says this is where he starts addressing me directly I'm dummy by the way Vito right right I figured that out yeah that dummy as you know there's a show that is obsessed with me. Obsessed with my fame, obsessed with my accomplishments. And can only profit from talking about me. So, projection once again, he's obsessed with his famous accomplishments.

Starting point is 00:56:44 He won't shove them bottom. He starts out the show saying, yeah, your world famous show, I'm famous host! And then he lists all of his accomplishments over and over again, everywhere he goes, everything he does. And then he has the balls to say someone else is obsessed with this. I mean, he did write for the roast of Kremeau, Dool D'Amaran. He gets into that, Vido. I can't deny the man has accomplished.

Starting point is 00:57:07 That's cool. Yeah, very impressive stuff. All right. So now, uh, John was talking last time about this conference call he had with Patreon, Patrons legal team. Here's a turn. Conference call. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:57:22 This past Friday, apparently there's this big conference call. And John's going to in the conference call. Yeah. This past Friday, apparently, there's this big conference call. And John's going to report back to us. Is he trying to take down your Patreon? Because that's a big, wow, that's not good. You know what his reasoning is for it? Vito, it's pretty good. Because he's a big dumb idiot. No, what?

Starting point is 00:57:39 So, we used to have a connection between our discord and our Patreon. If you signed up for the top tier, you got a co-hosting role in our discord. Yes. I had to disconnect that because John complained about it because they said that the discord's full of hate speech, so then We had to disconnect it. So I did that because Patreon told me to do that. So I did Yeah, so now John wants to have Patreon take my show down because of my Discord server. Which is no longer connected to the show. Which is not connected. And also, there's nothing in Discord that I've ever wrote that he's upset about. It's what other people

Starting point is 00:58:19 write in a web forum. I mean, it would be ridiculous to hold you accountable for, look, I ran it, I had a discord. I eventually shut it down because it's like, what the fuck am I doing? But because those places do become quagmires and nonsense. It is ridiculous that people try to hold you accountable for it because it's like, what am I going to do? What am I going to do? Monitor a chat room 24-7?

Starting point is 00:58:41 Like, yeah, somebody might say something fucked up. Somebody does something illegal, tell me and I'll delete it. But there's no way to like moderate, it's not only with huge moderation teams to keep these things 100% perfect. I don't know what they said too, or about John, but I can't imagine they were saying they're gonna, I don't know, murder the guy or whatever.

Starting point is 00:59:00 Right, right. No one, no one's looking to threaten John with violence. They just want to laugh at him. That's all I need us want to do. That's what makes John fun. Yeah. Right. So this is John recapping his call.

Starting point is 00:59:12 If he just leans into it, he could make some money off it. Yeah. He doesn't recognize it as the opportunity there it is. No, I know. That's what he's going to do at multiple times. I know. You've had this conversation a lot of times. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You're not making any money. If you have millions of fans, you're not making any money from them. Do people who care about you are the people who are grouping up here? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:59:47 Okay. If you have millions of fans, then why do you care about the thousands of people make fun of you? Why don't you just go, well, I'm, you know, most celebrities have people making fun of them. Yeah. Yeah. They do laugh it off because they go, well, I'm starring in the new Marvel movie. So who gives a shit?

Starting point is 00:59:59 Right. Right. You have nothing else going on. Yeah. So it clearly does bother you. If you had millions of people who loved you, you would not be responding in this way. When you make a shit ton of money

Starting point is 01:00:09 and your wife or girlfriend is smoke show, you don't give a fuck about what anyone's posting in a forum on the internet. It's not bad at you. It's only when things are going sideways that this turns into something. By the way, do you notice his shirt that he's wearing there, Vita?

Starting point is 01:00:24 Is that Biden, Angry Biden? Yeah, dark Brandon. Oh, dark Brandon. He's got two dark Brandon shirts. He's very proud of. That's pretty, that's pretty, that's pretty. Let's get back to the paycheck. Uh, had a conference call with Patreon

Starting point is 01:00:39 and Patreon Support Legal on Friday, which went really well. Oh, okay. I'm not gonna, now I have to talk about, legal one Friday, which went really well. I'm not gonna now have to talk about what transpired on the call, but I will tell you that I'm very happy with what they promised to do. Okay, I had to do a take down because this loser decided the post might be on the balcony on his own show. See, again, he's not understanding this. Okay, a couple of things here. First off, the

Starting point is 01:01:16 idea that he's happy with how the call went because of what they promised to do. No one from Patreon has reached out to me on this. I have not got any word from anyone. There's no way they're gonna take action with just one person complaining to them without at least talking to me, right? Patreon deals with this stuff, by the way. Like John thinks he's the only person who's ever went to Patreon. Been like, this guy made fun of me on the internet.

Starting point is 01:01:39 And they're like, yeah, but like, if we let you guys take down every Patreon page if everyone makes fun of everybody, half the Patreon's would be gone. And also it's just yeah, but like if we let you guys take down every Patreon page of everyone who makes fun everybody Half the patrons would be gone and also it's just legal free speech fucking nut up and deal with it Uh, I don't figure You know he's putting shit out on the internet. It's going to be ridiculed. That's what happens when you put shit out there I mean like what are you gonna do? Go to all the political blogs on patreon that make fun of Trump and be like well Sorry guys, you're not allowed to comment on anything Trump's done or said or like,

Starting point is 01:02:07 John, you are a public figure by your own admission. You claim to be huge celebrity fucking comedian. Okay. And once you define yourself as a public figure, you can't go, well, that absolves me of criticism and ridicule. Just to know other folks are the opposite. You gotta take the good of the bad. Okay. You're a world famous for comedian celebrity or supposedly

Starting point is 01:02:28 Okay, if that's who you want to be then you need to shut the fuck up and stop getting mad when little podcast go Ha this guy's kind of a fuck up and he sucks like just deal with it So then the next part of that is what he said was and I got this video taken down Because this guy put up my beer on the balcony on his channel. Again, it's not true. I took clips of your show and we commented on it. It's very used transformative content. It's what we do.

Starting point is 01:02:53 And by the way, what percentage of videos on YouTube do this? 50? All of them. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, all my channel is, it's not like, I go, oh man, I wish I could show you guys scenes from the new Batman, but it's a movie that you have to pay for.

Starting point is 01:03:07 So I'm not leaving a lie to take it because it's paywall. No, if you put something out, it doesn't matter if it's a book or a movie or a show, it doesn't matter how they had to pay to it for it to get it. You're allowed to comment on it, John. He's not understanding that. All right, let's go back to Anthony. Let's see if Ansa addressing this stuttering fuck face yet. Kuckled.

Starting point is 01:03:28 Tell me I was like, shank. I guess so. Lauren, so leave me. Lauren. And also, I just want to say this is also behind a paywall. You should subscribe to Compound Media. If only for this episode, because he said he's going to do at least an hour on John today.

Starting point is 01:03:44 So I can't wait to watch this later, but I just wanted to do a quick sneak peek here for everyone, but you should go to compoundmedia.com to check this out. Susslippa. He fucking, because anything he's doing now is just abominable. It's, and the worst part is it's just boring.

Starting point is 01:04:07 It's boring. So every so often he's got to go off, you know, make some drama about some of the people in the business. And I fall into that category every so often with OP also, you know, me and Jimmy are OP's only way of getting over 200 people to watch a video. True. Watch any of OP's videos. You might get 300 people have seen something, whatever it is. If he talks about me, Jimmy, Sam, the ONA show, he knows he's gonna get more heat, so he can't stop. So he does it and then, we'll get into him a little later, but he does it and then he'll say, I'm just

Starting point is 01:04:55 gonna touch on this a little bit. You know, soon I'm not even gonna mention this anymore, really? What are you gonna talk about? Yeah, also I should point out at the actually something of message to tell me this show is dedicated. He's gonna have a gassy at a cancel the guys. This show today is dedicated to Southern John Opie and Owen Benjamin. He's like, I'm putting all of these fuckers on blast today. So it all fall into one category.

Starting point is 01:05:21 Robbing their their listeners of money in exchange for utter and complete garbage utter and complete garbage. Also what Stuttering John does these days and he's threatened me with this and I find it hilarious. My lawyer, I was on the phone with my lawyer today. I, if there's one person I feel more sorry for, then John's ex-wife and John's fucking mental kids is John's lawyer.

Starting point is 01:06:04 If he even has one, I don't even know. Who knows? I don't know. This guy's a, what I've seen over the years, the guy is just a liar. He just lies. Everything I've seen of John over the course of the years. Yeah, let's get into that too because he lied about being a substitute teacher. He lied about driving Uber.

Starting point is 01:06:26 He lied about getting kicked out of a bar, which we're going to go into again in this episode. Everything he says turns out to be a lie, but he's got like excuses for it. So it's okay. He was even making fake a Yelp account or whatever else to help sell it. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yes. Yeah. He goes, I don't create soccer counts, but even if I did, could you blame me?

Starting point is 01:06:48 All of his Twitter soccer counts and he says he never made me. Okay, Yankee fan. Okay, me, police fan. Okay, dumbass. Is he one of these crazy guys? Do he constructs like a fake world for himself to live in and then convinces himself? It's all real. Like he looks at the Alp comments. He goes, yeah, those guys got my back. Not really. That was him. He's not living in the early days ago. That's one thing. Definitely.

Starting point is 01:07:12 This guy is not in reality. I hate to be self-referential, but I said once, I think we're doing his book. Yeah. He's the only guy who would lie in his own diary. And I believe he would. Have been lies. He can't be honest with anyone. He lies about his career. He lies about money. He lies about friends and business and co-workers in the entertainment business. So, you know, how do you know if he's ever telling the truth? So he spouts this nonsense and it lawsuits, I sued Sharon Stone. Sharon, Sharon, Sharon rock.

Starting point is 01:08:03 So I go on the other day, and I said something to the effect of John wants to sue me. You know, he threatens to sue me. You talk to my lawyer. You criminal. He won't mention me by name. So it calls me criminal. It goes with pocket face. He calls me pedophile.

Starting point is 01:08:20 He calls me whatever it is. All of all of these things I have discussed at length on my show. There has Anthony gone out with a younger girl's shore where they are over the age of consent. Of course they were. Every single one of them was over the age of of of legal consent. So I you know, I would pedify, look up pedophile. When he was on the opian ethnic show, he went to a 18 year old senior prom with her. It's true. Sorry. That's why, hey man. That's why I think it's a little. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:08:59 Evonition is. It's not someone that goes out with women that are of legal consenting age to have sexual intercourse. Sorry. All right. We'll come back to this He's obviously going through it. Yeah Yeah, I'm a little defensive right now surprise. I guess he's just addressing everything So we'll come back to that that looks like it's The media is the place to go That's what I hear yeah that that looks like it's a good spot. Well, compound media is the place to go. It's kind of for compound media. That's what I hear, yeah. All right, so John just talked about how he had a video

Starting point is 01:09:30 of mine taking down off of YouTube. And now he explains that I put in a counter notification. You done this before, right, Vito? Well, that's what I was gonna say is when you put in the counter notification, isn't it literally like if he doesn't produce a lawyer that YouTube just automatically sides with you? He has 10 business days to file a lawsuit,

Starting point is 01:09:51 a federal lawsuit against me, or else I just get to reinstate it. Right, yeah. All right, so this is him explaining that he has no idea what he's doing. Now he did a counter saying that this is not copyright? Yes. No matter its fair use.

Starting point is 01:10:09 Well guess what, dummy? You apparently don't know YouTube's terms of service. Okay. So again, this is where John should stop talking. And his guess, he's supposed to have Esther Kuon. His guess is 30 minutes late. That's why he's filibustering with this. Because that's what's on his mind, obviously. And his guest, he's supposed to have Esther Kuon, his guest is 30 minutes late. That's why he's filibustering with this,

Starting point is 01:10:27 because that's what's on his mind, obviously. And he's so stupid, he doesn't realize that like you said, Vito, most of the videos on YouTube are the same format. It's our show. Yeah, it's called something. Yeah, we come out on it. It's transformative. John goes, that's the most basic,

Starting point is 01:10:42 yeah, it's the most basic form of YouTube content. Yeah, everyone on YouTube is doing that's against their terms of service. He says, no, can't post something that is only for my channel members. It's like I had a chat with YouTube. I told me the exact same thing. Not a lot. today. I told me the exact same thing. Not a lot. All right, question for you, Vito. Is it easy to have a one conversation with YouTube? Oh my God. No. He's saying you had a long conversation with YouTube. Yeah. How many followers, how many followers does he have on you? I think he's up to 16,000. Well, they're not going to talk to him at all. No, what was he fucking talking about?

Starting point is 01:11:25 You know, 60,000 subscribers. He's saying he had a long conversation with YouTube about me and they agreed with him. Yeah, I think once I got to 100,000 subscribers, I qualified for the ability to talk to some guy and do buy about my problems. But before that, they're basically like, I don't know, send us an email,

Starting point is 01:11:46 but they're not gonna waste their resources. On a channel of 16,000 subscribers. My guess is John got pranked. Would be my guess. Someone pretended to be from YouTube. It's like, oh yeah, John, we'll take care of this right away. Do it in this very hard to get in touch with YouTube unless you're like a huge sh-

Starting point is 01:12:02 I have never talked to anyone over the phone or anything. It's all been like live chat and again I think I only got access to that because I got you know so many subscribers. It's literally not gonna talk to you with your 2000 you know subscriber channel and be like oh yeah let it let me tie up one of my employees making sure that you're fucking chatting now they're gonna tell you to look at the FAQ or some shit. It's literally the biggest media platform in the world is what YouTube is. There are billions of people using this service. They're not gonna spend a second with Stuttering John Melendez. And he's on here, I don't think you ever talk to Patreon either.

Starting point is 01:12:40 I don't believe that to be true at all. It doesn't make any sense to me that they would even have that conversation. Just based on what you wanted to talk to them about. Oh, there's this discord, I don't like whatever. All right, so this is John again, just being very confused about what's going on. This idiot is saying, oh, I'm gonna sue you.

Starting point is 01:13:01 That's not what I said. What I tweeted was, what I tweeted was, all we wanted to do was have a fun back and forth row style. And now because you're putting these copyright strikes against me, I have to counter it. So if you're going to sue me, I guess I'll see in court. Actually, what I said was get your brother suit. Yeah. Because we're going to court.

Starting point is 01:13:22 But that was the point is that in the counter revocation, it says, John, you have 10 days to file this in federal court or else you get to put a backup. I mean, there's another thing. It decides he's the mic. I know. That's not one of the things that he forgets what back on. Yeah. I think it is. Yeah. I'm not. It's. So different backgrounds. We got confused. Yes. I know.

Starting point is 01:13:48 You two knows you two dollars can't. You cannot be posting something behind my paywall. Sorry, got a little. We got a little. We're going to try to put my screen on here. Yeah. We're gonna try to put my straight on here. There we go. And. All right, but clearly you're the dummy.

Starting point is 01:14:10 I'm the dummy. I know as he's doing that. So this was something that we've pointed out in the show before, but I was actually listening to Shulie talk about this. And he had a really good breakdown of when John is lying. When John's telling a real story, like he was telling that story about the DMV and his kid and you didn't have his registration

Starting point is 01:14:29 and you didn't pay his car insurance. And as he's telling the story, he's going through every point. And then we had to go back to his house and I had to pick him up and then we went back to the DMV and there was a line. When he's lying, he's like, and it was a great conversation I had with,

Starting point is 01:14:42 he's fidgeting his hands, he's touching his face. Watch this again, watch him touch his face after every, after he fucking lies, he can't get the words out, because he's making it up. YouTube knows that you can't, you cannot be posting something behind my paywall.

Starting point is 01:15:00 Sorry, I got a little, I got a little lie, I got a little lie. Sorry, I'm sorry. Licking out. He's looking off to the left. He's touching his nose. It's every, if we had a, what do you call that? Body language. Thank you. A body language expert.

Starting point is 01:15:15 If you have body language expert on here, they'd be telling you this is every tell in the book, like this guy is, they'd go, this man killed 20 women. I'm pretty sure of it. Yeah, I'm pretty sure the bodies are beneath his floorboards. It's just the way he moves. It's actually the most duplicated his liar of his generation. I also noticed that the psychopath and Shule is probably touching on this too.

Starting point is 01:15:35 It's not just the body language and the lack of details. Right. But the qualifiers come out too. Yeah. I didn't just have a conversation. I had a long conversation. Yeah. Well, I don't know your details. I don did just have a conversation. I had a long conversation. I don't hear details. I don't just have an attorney.

Starting point is 01:15:48 I have a powerful attorney. Yeah, whenever he's lying, he adds in those little things. The date was wonderful. This is a perfect date. He had with that check. Yeah, I know. It's a good point. I paid a lot of money.

Starting point is 01:16:01 It's so weird that you bring technology into it and he has a word like paywall and suddenly it feels to him like this very exclusive thing that he has full access over. And it's like, buddy, has there ever been a way to publish a super secret book in a way that nobody is allowed to ever talk about the book or comments on it? It's like, no, media just exists. And it doesn't matter what elaborate way you force. I don't care if I have to meet you in the woods with like a magic nickel to buy the fucking podcast. You might care. I still have the right to then. Well, I don't want to do it. And I don't want to meet him. I don't know what he's doing out there. But I can still take little parts of it and go,

Starting point is 01:16:37 oh, I, you know, I listened to the starting John podcast. Here's what I thought. And transform it. Fair use commentary. You can't publish the whole thing, obviously, but you're not doing that. You're taking selected clips into hacking up. Well, John's saying that I'm threatening to sue him now just proves he has no comprehension of what's going on. He's not living in reality. And then he gives me some advice. It's not allowed. Here's what you got to do because this said he is he's stripping to sue me. First of all, you don't have an issue with me. I don't. This is YouTube. He has to, anybody, sue YouTube. It's against, because it's there in terms of service. They have the right to take you down, especially if you're abusing that their community standards and terms of service.

Starting point is 01:17:27 Is that the word of the day or something? Yeah, terms of service. Wow. That's there with Sikapam. You mustn't just learn that one. All right, so let's figure out what you learned from this long conversation you had with YouTube because they gave them some advice and interestingly enough, it's the same advice that he got from his attorney

Starting point is 01:17:45 many months ago when he was complaining to his attorney about people stealing his copyrighted works. There's the scroll that YouTube suggested I put up. How funny is that? So now it has the word YouTube in the scroll. Okay, now he's just lying. Yeah, that's ridiculous. It's ridiculous.

Starting point is 01:18:07 Could you imagine you're on a phone with YouTube complaining about someone stealing your copyright? Like, I don't know, man, just put a scroll up out of your video of that. If you don't want to do that. Yeah, that is literally the stupidest thing. YouTube is not gonna tell you, well, if you don't want people to steal your video,

Starting point is 01:18:22 have you thought about putting a banner that says, please do not steal this video? They're fucking with it. Maybe that'll work. I think so. It has to say, paper monkey dishwasher, right? It's not allowed. Because they're not allowed.

Starting point is 01:18:38 People pay me and you to money to get this content. What content? What is this? It's like if I suddenly decided that I'm going to be funny. So this right here proves beyond a doubt that John is not understanding what fair use is or transformative content. And the fact that he hasn't looked this up yet, I'm sure people have tried to explain this to him. You'd think he would Google it, listen to this. So I did that I'm gonna, I'm gonna post,

Starting point is 01:19:12 like I'm gonna get one of the DVDs I get from the writers' guild and I'm gonna start selling that DVD. Uh-uh, can't do it. I tried it, it doesn't work. Yeah, I tried to do legal John that is really stupid that he really does think that I'm just taking his beer on the balcony and posting it on my check That's also a terrible example because you go to any Thrift store in LA you find those screener DVDs, being sold for $1.99.

Starting point is 01:19:45 They don't fucking care. But that actually what John just described is illegal. Yeah, what he doesn't understand though is you're not, it's not the whole movie. They're not giving out your whole podcast, John. Like, they're just talking about select. It's the same way you talk about a news article. Right.

Starting point is 01:20:00 Okay, you're not a replacement for the newspaper. Like, so crazy. So someone in this chat is on our side here and they try to explain to John that it's transformative content that we're producing and it starts off with John showing off his awesome cool new shirt, but then he gets into that. Well, anyway, yes, this is a dark random shirt. I got it. What a broadcaster. I got this shirt from Amazon.

Starting point is 01:20:32 Wow. Wow. So it should be like, I got this from Amazon. Yeah, I was like excited. I'm like, I was like some cool underground merch story. Yeah, I'm from Walmart. I did a search for it. I used a Google. It is idiot. Transformative content. And then he has the audacity to use the R word.

Starting point is 01:21:07 So someone should report that person because you can't use the R word dummy. Wow. Okay, John is living in an alternate universe where you can get in trouble for using, someone should report that person because you can get in trouble for using, someone should report that person, because you can get in trouble for using that word. This is not a communist country yet.

Starting point is 01:21:29 John, I know Biden's been in for a couple of years now, but we're not a communist country. People can use whatever words they want. Who are you gonna report? I don't even think it's, I think he's saying reporting to the YouTube, I don't even know if that word is against the terms of service on YouTube.

Starting point is 01:21:43 I can't imagine it. Regardless. Why not just have a conversation and said, even know if that word is against the terms of service on YouTube. I can't imagine regardless. Why not just have a conversation and said, going, go and someone to report him get this thing. Bro, fucking, he's made me. I know. It sounds like he told them it's transformative content. You are slur.

Starting point is 01:21:56 And, uh, Exactly. Rather than address that, he goes, Oh, you're mad. Yeah. Yeah. So the video immediately after that, this is him not understanding what transformative means.

Starting point is 01:22:09 And it's not transformative content. People pay for this content. You fucking idiot. What? I like that he's like, you can't say the art words you fucking idiot. Yeah, right. That's what I mean, that's also kind of a fuzz.

Starting point is 01:22:23 So I think what John thinks is that we're saying that his show is transformative content. Here's no idea what's going on. Here's no idea what's going on. It's like, it's not transformative content. It's a show for my fans. My kids are transformative. You can clearly see from the banner beneath my video,

Starting point is 01:22:41 this is not a transformative show. He should add that to the crawl Do you see Optimus prime on the show this is not transformative I look like a bumblebee This is not transformers No, John, that's not what we're trying I No, John, it's not what we're trying. I charge money for this content. And you people who are in here pay money for this content. Right.

Starting point is 01:23:16 So, that's it. That's the argument you got to do. We've been trying to do it. But don't play this shit. Not this show. Has anyone just brought up to him like, John, have you ever gone to a movie? Yes. Okay. Have you ever watched a movie review that then used clips from the movie to illustrate the points we're being talked about? Yes. Do you understand that that is exactly what is happening here? Like 100% the exact same thing. In my counter notification, Vito, that John gets sent from YouTube.

Starting point is 01:23:50 I laid it out. I said, here is why it's very used. It's transformative content. I actually put the paragraph from the copyright law in there to show up. I see this is what it says is how this works. It's not for the same audience. No one who's a fan of Stuttery John is watching my show.

Starting point is 01:24:07 Right, you are not a replacement for his afterno. If you're gonna watch the show, they will go to his Patreon. And if they want a couple clips to talk about how stupid he fucking is, they'll come to you. It's a different thing. It's a very different thing

Starting point is 01:24:22 that he's not understanding in any way. So this is John now blown away that people listen and watch our show. He can't comprehend how that can happen. And it's so funny. Like, this guy has fans of what? The guy's never done anything. He does a part.

Starting point is 01:24:45 Well, he does is playing some horrible band and fucking, do shows about me. And he's got you there. I've never actually heard your band, Carol. I'm sure they're gonna get you. I'm occasionally hooked goof on OP. Like, that's always got it. He thinks he's like Howard. He in his delusional mind, he thinks that he's Howard. So the king of the projection once again, John thought

Starting point is 01:25:18 he would replace Howard when Howard retired from serious, like I don't know if there's a better candidate for this than me. They should have the Southern John show replace Howard Stern. John thinks he's Howard. He pretends he's Howard. I think I'm Sam Roberts. John, my show is based on the open Anthony bit, Jack Toper. Has nothing to do with Howard Stern?

Starting point is 01:25:33 Do you moron? I've explained this many times. There's no month called Jack Toper, you kidding? Where's that the smart, you moron? Smart. It's just fascinating that you got a guy and all he's doing is sitting in front of a web cram in front of a green screen drink at a beer talking about nothing Yeah, going that other guy doesn't do shit This is content for people who pay for it. I hope the people who pay for going yet. Why am I doing that again? What the fuck is this? Yeah, what is going on here?

Starting point is 01:26:10 So now John was to start comparing bands because you know he's calling out the isotopes Which by my producer Chris is the bass player in the isotope so get ready for us to get a little bot heard here Gonna get our feelings are I would feel it. It was having a good day too. Cran Baruni, dude, you had a real band. Yes, I did. Cran Baruni, thanks buddy. He wants to get him going.

Starting point is 01:26:34 So I signed to Atlantic Records. And then it signed again to Razor and Ty. So we kicked off the first label. I had MTV video. Yeah with the likes of sting Gene Simmons who's obsessed with his accomplishments again All right, let's let's find out who all the people were in his music video And by the way, this is all on merit. It has nothing to do with connections through the Howard Stern show It's a lot of the fact that Howard Stern was friends with all of these people he's about to mention video

Starting point is 01:27:12 with the likes of sting, Gene Simmons, Nuno Bettengourt, Gilbert Gottfried, Grandpa Al Lewis, Barry Williams. Oh, so proud of himself there. He's like, yeah, you ever do a music video with grandpa L. Lewis? Carole? No one can't say that I have, John. You got me there. You ever had music legend, Gilbert, God, free on your music video? I guess not, John. He had a video on MTV that nobody saw. There was not in rotation. I watched a TV back then. I remember watching MTV. I don't remember seeing the Stuttering John band. And I even watched all the alternative shows under 20 minutes and headbangers bow and anything

Starting point is 01:27:51 that was alternative or rock music. I never saw his video on MTV. It's only, I've only looked at it on YouTube since then. I don't know, maybe it's not the best accomplishment. This is the first I'm hearing of it. Well, you'll be very excited to hear about his other big accomplishment that were jealous of. Remember, that's the premise of the first I'm hearing of it. Well, you'll be very excited to hear about his other big accomplishment that we're jealous of. Remember, that's the premise of this.

Starting point is 01:28:09 We only goof on John, not because it's very easy and a lot of fun, not because of that, because we're so jealous of all his success and all his accomplishments. And of course, the other day, I posted a picture I posted a picture of my signed Korean Abdul Jibar jersey. Just like Korean. I'm gonna tell you a little bit about that. We all know Korean men just say that.

Starting point is 01:28:37 I still can't find a saying. While back, I get a call from my attorney. John, they're having a Korean Abdul Jibar roast. Hey, they're looking for a writer. Why would his attorney make that phone call? Food. He got a call. He's a tourney of Baja Horace. Isn't that like what an agent or a manager would do? Not your attorney. Was it a favor of a favor or something?

Starting point is 01:29:10 That's a weird one. That is. All right. As if John hasn't talked about this a million times. He's like, I'll tell you something else I did. I got an autograph from Kreme of Doology Park. Yeah, we know. Everyone's aware of this.

Starting point is 01:29:24 How often do this story come up? Like all the time. People must have, why is this so interesting to him? If I did that, I would mention it like, I don't know once. Well, yeah, that was a cool thing I did. Well, be a crowning achievement.

Starting point is 01:29:36 I'll tell you why it's his crowning achievement. And it's because he talks about how he produced videos for it. And then at the show itself, he was writing jokes for guys on the fly and handing them off these jokes. Oh my God. There was a pretty prominent comedian in the audience for that.

Starting point is 01:29:56 We did about five of the video ones, and then I was at the roast, writing jokes for each guy that came up, they'll walk in here. Get it, you know, this is good. for each, each guy that came up, they'll walk in here. Yeah, you know, this is good. So I wrote all the jokes. Richard Lewis was in the crowd. John, you're the jokes. Yeah, right.

Starting point is 01:30:16 The jokes, you were the jokes. And I walked up to Richard and said, hi, and after he had seen, and I said, yeah, you know, I'll tell you Richard, I'm the writer here, you know. He goes, John, you're brilliant. This is all brilliant. I can almost picture that because Richard Lewis is one of the most sarcastic people in the world.

Starting point is 01:30:39 He's hilarious. Now that I picture him going, John, you're brilliant. Yeah, 10 above the shoulder, I go on, you're brilliant. And then just turning his head, they can be lined for the buffet. Yeah. The only John to be like, Jim at the time, well, that was because of me. Yeah, okay. I'm the writer.

Starting point is 01:30:57 I mean, honestly, the way that Jack talks about himself is. It's ponderous. Honestly, the way the jet talks about himself is... It's ponderous. I thought she'd like to... Oh man, this is hilarious. Alright, does he still have a Michael Polpock? I don't know. I haven't seen Michael Polpock on the show in a few months. So, I don't know, hard to say.

Starting point is 01:31:23 Now, John has fun with all of this stuff. He's not upset about it. He can roll with the punches. He's actually certainly get entertained by the lies that the trolls are making up about him. To be quite honest, I'm almost entertained by the lies they make up about me. This idiot, you know, from why do I podcast,

Starting point is 01:31:47 this guy starts saying that I got kicked out of a bar. I have never, ever, didn't kick that out of a bar. Why does he keep saying this? Why is he so proud of that? Who cares? What you don't know is that just a couple of weeks ago, John did an entire segment on a show about getting kicked out of a bar. And we went through all the clips and laughed about it.

Starting point is 01:32:11 Yeah, we wouldn't have known about it. He wouldn't know about it. He ain't talking about it. I could not following it from bar to bar. See what's going on. He told us that. Although you could this weekend. Yeah, I might.

Starting point is 01:32:21 You also said that, um, uh, uh, there's just so many lies I'm trying. Oh, you also said that I got so many, like, who's going through all the lines, he was doing what you wanted to talk about. Not that he drew a total blank, which is what I actually have, but I, let's see what he says. Fire. Who? I got fired from Stephanie Miller because I was drunk and couldn't book guests.

Starting point is 01:32:57 I don't think that's quite how you put it, but. Well, no, it's not. And I have retracted that he was fired. I know that he quit. I've said that many times since then. But John goes on to say that he never drank on her show because her show was like I get to get a 5 a.m. to go do it.

Starting point is 01:33:15 But I've seen videos on the internet of him drinking on the Stephanie Miller show. Yeah, well, wait, wait, wait. The book guess thing, I think that was the quiet part loud here. You never said a fucking word about not being able to book guests. Actually, no, what I did was I played clips of Stephanie Miller talking about all her complaints about John. Yeah. Or no, it was John, John admitting it. That's right. John went through and he said, she didn't like the way I booked the guests. She didn't like how I pulled notes for her. She said I wasn't good on air. And I couldn't work the board.

Starting point is 01:33:41 He, she gave him four different jobs trying to make him fit in on the show and he failed at all of them. So yeah, we did point that out. Because remember he was having an argument with her. He booked this gas ad a bunch of Twitter followers. He's like, John, I know this is. No one knows who this is. Oh, they have a million followers.

Starting point is 01:33:56 You idiot. Somebody's like, I can't talk to this person. I don't care. Where's my potato? All right. This is the most pathetic and sad clip we're gonna watch today. Just about everything worked out for me.

Starting point is 01:34:16 Do I live in my calabassus two mansions anymore? No, no. Cause the tonight show's not around anymore. But I did. Is that a tear forming? I got to live like a king, fuck. Oh. 7400 square feet.

Starting point is 01:34:39 But, you know, I live alone now. So, the fuck, what the fuck am I gonna do with 20 rooms? That's why you don't have a mansion? That's not real, I loved you. That is a pathetic thing to say right there. You could have said, I hate cleaning. That's why. Yeah, I'd hate saying it right.

Starting point is 01:35:00 Like, save. Holy shit dude. You watch a guy talking, you're like, hey man, Just stop saying stuff What was that gonna do with all that money spending on stuff? That's gay You know like okay man Also his whole premise is how talented he is how world famous he is and he says the reason why don't money mark Just the tonight shows gone. Yeah, but everyone who was on the tonight show has other jobs now and still make the living. Just like you have something going on. Yeah, it's not like Jay

Starting point is 01:35:30 Lotto is living at a one better apartment right now. Go, you know, you have to have the tonight show. Didn't Jay Lotto immediately get some stupid car show and everybody goes on to something everyone who's tailing to goes on to something else, Vito. It's insane that that's what John is going to argue it is. He's dominating the standup circuit. All right, let's check in on Ant. Let's see what he's chatting about now. Click that thing that says lie. Oh, good, he's got videos. Hold on, let's see. I like it when he's...

Starting point is 01:35:56 Oh, okay. I like it when we review Anthony reviewing Stuttering John Boyd does. So he gets his, he won't talk about me by name. He'll call me, you know, names and whatnot and criminal. And then he threatens me with his lawyer. Do we have any of the clips of him where he talks about me, whatever,

Starting point is 01:36:16 it doesn't even matter what it is. Sound. Thanks. It's a sound. If you wanna donate into the show, that's right to the show. Have they blackout his paper? I don't know that. And his super chest. That's what I said. Okay, hold on. You rock told me about this. Hold on. Yeah. You guys clipped out where he

Starting point is 01:36:37 actually plugs the site. His Patreon or his thing. Yeah. Why would I give him any more money? He needed and asked me to give it to the person whose spouse is going through chemo and that person. It's the greatest. Who I immediately text and you know and I. So Eddie, you're sending the person a check., I, I've been to another one of the chat is here and then they, um, and they issued the check because I hate going to post it. So I just, Ben Mo with him. All right. I hate to keep repeating this, but Vito, do you know about his charity scam that he's doing?

Starting point is 01:37:17 That's starting. John is doing it. Yeah. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, you're gonna love this. I like getting people's reactions to this when they find out about it. So a few weeks ago, and for a few weeks, John was going on his show every day and saying, there is a loved one of one of the people who's regularly in our chat

Starting point is 01:37:37 who's going through chemotherapy. So what I want to do is I want to donate to help them with their chemo treatments. Send money to my PayPal address and I'll make sure that that money gets to the person who's getting chemo. That's not how you do that. Nope. That's not how you do that at all.

Starting point is 01:37:57 And then they got more complicated because people started calling John out like, John, you can't collect charitable funds through your private PayPal. That's illegal. You have to register a charity with the state, all these different things. And then John goes, no, no, no, it's all above board because what I do is I get the money my paypal and then I vent moa to another guy.

Starting point is 01:38:15 By the way, all of you are anonymous too, you won't tell you anyone is. Then I vent moa to another guy. And then that guy takes the money out right to check and then males it to the person who needs to keep on Then he puts it down on Brown Beauty coming in second now She's gonna get triple the chemo and I get a little something back as well. Yeah Where's the money going John he can't it needs to be a trail

Starting point is 01:38:41 But see there's a paper trail This is the incoming paper trail. It's Venmo. There's the incoming paper trail into your mouth. And then there's the shit is pouring out of it. You see? That is why a certain criminal thinks it's okay to accuse me of stealing. And suddenly is now saying that I lost all my lawsuits.

Starting point is 01:39:05 Well, let's see. Let's see the person who assaulted a very young woman, wait till young for him and my opinion. Oh, sorry. But he has a criminal record. Could you, could you pause for a second? What was Danny, 25, 26, something like that at the time, whatever. Well, within, you know, you're right. The day I start asking myself, what would Stuttering John think about who

Starting point is 01:39:32 I'm dating and start, and who I'm going to? This guy is literally going to pickwick pub, wherever the fuck that shit hole is, and picking up grandmothers, grandmas. So whatever you want to do, John, you want to fuck a grandma or 26-year-old? I'd probably opt for the 26-year-old, even if I have to eventually bite her. Yeah, so criminal criminal. I've talked about that too. All right, well, we'll check it on, on, on, on our own time. I was gonna say though, like, you know, they just have go fund me. You can start to go fund me on someone's behalf. That's what, that's what, like, literally everyone would do.

Starting point is 01:40:18 Instead of, like, John, why would you just start to go fund me? And of course, the Anthony was making jokes. I was making jokes about the fact he's just pocketing the money into the all big scam Yeah, but even if he's not and be probably as it is probably that stupid. Yeah, it's not a good look It's just it's a really bad look because you could be It's also easier to set up the go fun man Then you have a big public page for everyone to read the story of what's going on. Right. As opposed to just sending them me, trust me, she's just a trouble. She's just a lot of trouble.

Starting point is 01:40:47 Like, that whole like, so insane. If you want to help somebody out, set up a little crowd fun. Yeah, nothing for him. I know. If anything, you did the least amount of work by saying, I got a paypal address. So I can figure, I got this whole thing you'd have. Yeah. So we'll see what happens with that.

Starting point is 01:41:04 I think the, I think,tering J was documenting the first day that he started asking for donations to his private PayPal and he has 30 days to register something with the state of California or a season violation of something. So we'll see. I mean, John might still get into a little bit of trouble for us, even more trouble than using the R word on the internet.

Starting point is 01:41:23 Whoa. Whoa. Watch out. what a fucking asshole. Report him. He used the R word. What a fuck. Well, I mean, he had that little strip at the bottom of the video car. I feel like we just broke the law.

Starting point is 01:41:35 YouTube told him to do that. It clearly said this is expressly prohibited. Notice it didn't say expressly prohibited by law. No, just prohibit it. It's site any law. Yeah, all right. It's just expressly prohibited by law. No, just for having it site any law. Yeah, all right. It's just expressly prohibited. Vito, I know you've been hanging out for a while.

Starting point is 01:41:50 Do you got time to play a game with us? Let's play a game. Okay, I'm gonna add a review girl, Vic into the stream. Vic, how you doing? Hello, I'm here. Hey, Vic. Hey, Vic, meet Vito. Vito meet Vic. Nice to meet you doing? Hello. I'm one. Hey, Vic. Hey.

Starting point is 01:42:05 Uh, Vic, meet Vito. Vito, meet Vic. Nice to meet you, Vito. Couple of these up here. I loved your cat story. It was really good. I got a lot of great cat stories. I tell you one.

Starting point is 01:42:13 For some reason one keeps floating in the top. I have other ones. All right. Here we go. There's a one time thing. Let's play to right. Here we go. There's a one time thing. Let's play to catch a dabbler. It's time for everyone's favorite game show.

Starting point is 01:42:36 To catch a dabbler. Are you ready to play? To catch a Dabler Then he was say I'd go you know what? Neil I'm gonna make you dream come true. I I like doing that Royce just not the only time I do this for a lot of people See this is a theory godmother Look maybe it just makes me feel good. Maybe there's no such thing as Altrusum

Starting point is 01:43:01 I'm flying with that. I don't want to I don't want want to have to explain to everybody out there what altruism means. I might, I might have to. It means it. What did John say next? All right, did everybody hear that? Is the mix was not great on that one, Karnaf. Did everyone hear what John was saying? He said, do I have to explain what altruism is?

Starting point is 01:43:20 Yeah. And then he's going on to define altruism. Yeah, because his, his, uh, co-hostruism. Yeah, because his is co-host Royce It was his previous co-host was going chan you're really not as charitable as you think you are You're not that great a guy just go all right. I'll set the record straight. Okay So oh what's gonna happen now here Vito is we're gonna get five different options What he's gonna say knocks and we got to pick which one is the right one? Oh, okay? And there'll be a reveal and you know the answer Carl or no, Iax, and we got to pick which one is the right one. Okay. And then there'll be a reveal at the end.

Starting point is 01:43:45 Do you know the answer, Carl? I don't. I never listen to these. Okay. And I rarely win. It's Vick will tell you I will never get these rights. All right. Maybe like YC one maybe to define altruism somehow.

Starting point is 01:43:59 Yeah. All right. Let's see what you say. His definition of altruism. Here are your choices. Number one. You're doing good for people, no matter what the consequences. Next, there's no such thing as doing something 100%

Starting point is 01:44:19 for somebody else. Number three, to be altruisticistic is going above and beyond. Next, like when you buy a woman dinner and you don't even expect sex. Lastly, you would help someone because you know that they would help you To catch a Dabler Wow, I had to talk on yeah, I kind of like the last one. I know it's the joke one But John is that stupid to think that I was getting a favor for a favor is what ultra as a

Starting point is 01:45:04 Five would be the funniest thing for the city. Five is the funny one. The 100% one is just confusing. So maybe John did say that because I don't know. Carter even make that up. It's so stupid. I'm gonna go with that number three. That 100% one.

Starting point is 01:45:17 Uh, number two. Number two. I'm gonna go two. Okay. All right. Vito. So I feel like I'm falling into the game where I'm like, well, number five is just so stupid.

Starting point is 01:45:26 I want it to be five. I want it to be five. Cause I go, it's one of the five. So pick it five. But I'm changing by extra. I'm gonna go with five and see what happens. All right, Vic. Just in case I'm gonna go dinner with the girl.

Starting point is 01:45:39 Number four. Okay, that was a good one too. Yeah. That would be his definitely. He's a dirty old fucking man. He's a dirty old fucking man. He's a fucking man. Don't even expect it to pay for it. Hey, what's wrong with dirty old men?

Starting point is 01:45:51 Um, with nice hair. I gotta go five. That was my instinct. Five it is. Okay. All right. Two fives, a two and a four. That's correct.

Starting point is 01:46:01 I'm talking about the people watching. Oh, it's all right. Not a good-looking group. Now, okay, here we go. Let's fight out. Then he was sad. I go talking about the people watching. Oh, it's alright. Not a good looking group. Okay, here we go. Let's fight out. Danny, we say that I go, you know what, Neil? I'm going to make you dream come true. I like doing that, Royce.

Starting point is 01:46:13 It's not the only time I do this for a lot of people. See, this is the very Godmother. Look, maybe it just makes me feel good. Maybe there's no such thing as Al Chusem. I'm fine with that. I don't want to have to explain to everybody out there what altruism means. I might have to.

Starting point is 01:46:29 It means that you're, that there's no such thing as doing something 100% for somebody else. Are you trying to say alcoholism? No. No. That's something I do some from altruism. Well, I'm not so far from that too, because I, I can't, it brings a tear of my eye when I make things good happen for people,

Starting point is 01:46:49 but that's what I do. That's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if you are a man enough to catch a dabbler. Yeah, baby. Put it in the W-Cow for Kyle. That's a tough for Carl I finally changed it by strategy and it worked shot is so stupid and dumbed up in a two-dentist you know what? Alters a bit? You have a doiling line for stuff for somebody you just need to do it in a fine outro

Starting point is 01:47:19 and I'll find another chance that's not a fucking stupid alright what have we done today? we've done it all right we tied up living it That's not a fucking stupid. All right. What have we done today? We've done it all, right? We talked about living it. We talked about Andrew Brower. We talked about.

Starting point is 01:47:31 And liberal Dan. Liberal Dan. Got to hear some great song parodies from him. He might have to be a topic of conversation on this show. That would be so great. We might have to dig through some of those song parodies. We might have to. Obviously, Southern John does not understand anything that's going on with these DMCA strikes.

Starting point is 01:47:50 He's just striking shit. He's going to get himself into trouble because he's so stupid. He doesn't know what transformative means. He doesn't understand transformative content. He's already been told to add a crawl. Right. Definitely didn't tell him to do. There is no other YouTube creator who has a crawl because they like, that's add a crawl. Right. Definitely didn't tell him to do. There's no other YouTube creator who has a crawl.

Starting point is 01:48:06 Because that's not a thing. I'm going to put a crawl on ours that just says, stop being a mean jerk to me, please. Yeah, do it. YouTube said you kept with bad comments out here anymore. It's breastly forbidden. Prohibited by my mom. It's always not transformers.

Starting point is 01:48:25 All right, so you know what that means? Time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team.

Starting point is 01:48:37 The team. The team. The team. This is the part of the show where we play Cliff in the Podcast. We'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts. However, I will be in LA and I will not be podcasting. But what I'm going to do is we did a show, Vinnie and I did a show a year ago. And it was just for our Patreon.

Starting point is 01:48:57 It was the episode where we reviewed the time that, considering John went on the Anthony and Arty show and he got the shit kicked out of him. By two talented hilarious comedians, John could not hang it all. Vinnie and I, I thought we were gonna go through this video in 40 minutes. I think it was two hours, we spent with it because it was just so funny and so fun. So we're gonna put that out as a regular episode. I'll get the YouTube video out so you people can watch it as well. I appreciate all the support on Patreon. I figure after a year. I'm allowed to make things Available to the general public reasonable. I think it's reasonable, right? Vita you got to you got to say it first

Starting point is 01:49:33 For a whole year. Yeah, no, it's time time release content. They do that all the time Alright, Cardiff is telling me that I fucked up and I talked all over John and meaning to alcoholism All right, let's go back to your thing here. Let's see what you're talking about. This better be worth it, Cardiff. You're raising a big stink in the discord right now. Say Alcalism? No, Alchewism. No, Alchew, Alchewism is something I do some from Alchewism.

Starting point is 01:49:58 Well, I might stuff from that too, because I, Alchewism is something I suffer from, he said. As well as Alchewism said as well as altruism as well as I'm sure that's what he was saying he's admitted that before that he's an alcoholic But he says but I'm a functioning alcoholic like what's functioning yeah Any alcoholic ever defined themselves as a non-functioning Alga. I'll never heard any alcoholics day. Oh, yeah, it just turns me into a fucking mess John they all claim they're fucking supermen with you.

Starting point is 01:50:26 John, Justin Meadeh used to have a 7,400 square foot mansion in Caleb Assis. He's now selling his apartment for, he's already taking the price down $25,000. Who knows where he's going to get for it if he gets anything at all? That place must stink. Oh. Oh. Shuly was playing an old clip of Suttering John on his show the other day. And I don't know how this one got by us. But John, because he's so dumb, is telling a story about a maintenance person coming off. Repair guy comes over

Starting point is 01:50:55 to fix his oven. And John, and change his litter box in weeks. And he's got three cats in an apartment. So the guy is like put off by his dude. I don't know if I can work in here. This is the sticks. So John begrudgingly grabs the litter box and puts it outside there. As if that's going to get the stick to go away. Like no, you're playing sticks. It doesn't matter. If you move the litter box, you can chuck it off the balcony. It's so good to stick. You got to spray something in there. And John's excuse for not changing it is that he ran out of kitty litter,

Starting point is 01:51:27 which is the way that litter works, is that you scoop the shit out. You could leave the litter there, but you got to scoop the shit out from time to time. You know how to do it? He's so stupid. Do you think you have to totally replace all, anyway? So then after he does that,

Starting point is 01:51:42 the guys look at around and he goes, you're gonna have to find a different repair man. And John's like, why? He's like, I can't lay down on this floor. It's filthy. He's talking about John's kitchen where he makes four repairs food. And the repair guy's like, I'm not going to do this. And John was mad at the repair guy and recounting this tale on his show.

Starting point is 01:51:58 I would never tell that story. I'm showing you. Why would you do that? He came over and I had a big box of cash. Shit. That would be me to get rid of it. Like, what do you think the cat's gonna shit? Like, no, John, you're a disgusting slob.

Starting point is 01:52:13 Don't tell people that these are the shames. Oh, on the victim. You're on the way. Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. All right. So that's all we have for the show. Actually, I shouldn't say that. Many muskets put together a song for our new review girl and so this goes out to Hannah. I know she's not here. Yeah, I don't we have a new

Starting point is 01:52:37 review girl Vita when I asked her where she lives. Yeah, and she was embarrassed by it. And I'm like, oh, what that's weird. Why do you bury? She lives in North Carolina. She thought that. Yeah, I was like, okay. What? Just because it's the middle of nowhere. Like it's where she started off. She started off talking about like Alabama for some reason. And then she just like switched up to be like, oh, like North Carolina though. I was like, okay, like I think she implies that people think they fuck their sisters too. Right. And Vinnie, I've never heard the North Carolina slurs going on. Yeah, Vinnie, there's one North, there's another like South Carolina where they, you know, treat their wives right. North. Let's funny because the reason why we goof on Alabama is because Vinnie's in laws are all from Alabama. He married an Alabama girl

Starting point is 01:53:28 So when Vinnie and I goof on Alabama like he has a real world experience there He has to drive down there a few times a year to hang with the in laws So he's got some real grapes about that No one's got a wild North Carolina story that's really is No, it seems like a fine place. Well, Carl, I'm excited to be having you on our show, the biggest problem in the universe. Yes, we'll be seeing you on Friday.

Starting point is 01:53:52 I plan on bringing the biggest problem in the universe too, Vinnie, I've been listening to the show for years, and I'm excited. Oh, you've been saving one up. Wow, people. I just thought of it the other day, but yeah. Yeah. Well, people can find that show at biggestproblem.show.

Starting point is 01:54:07 And you can watch live on Friday. We'll probably go at what, six o'clock or maybe earlier, we don't know at youtube.com slash biggest problem. So that'll be fun. Yeah, we got to get the show over with so I can go out with Larry Blinder. You know, some dinner with that Larry show. That's exciting.

Starting point is 01:54:23 That's a lot of fun. That's very exciting. I'm excited to meet all you guys. I've met Dick a few times, but I've never met you in person, Vito, and never met Larry in person. I've done shows with all you guys, so it's going to be fun. Yeah, hopefully we'll all hang out and have some fun to get drunk. Vito, what's up, a YouTube channel or two? I do.

Starting point is 01:54:39 I'm still making videos over at youtube.com slash Vito. I've actually got a big project. I'm excited about them working on a comic book the next week. I'm going to be a little bit more about the next week. I'm going to be a little bit more about the next week. I'm going to be a little bit more about the next week.

Starting point is 01:54:56 I'm going to be a little bit more about the next week. I'm going to be a little bit more about the next week. I'm going to be a little bit link in the show now. It's people can find that I appreciate it and help support our buddy Vito Vito Thanks so much for coming on man. I appreciate it. Thanks for having me all you I don't want nothing to do with this lawsuit. Yeah, all of all of these Clubs are stolen by Carl. No, no, no, no, you broke you broke the paywall sir that nothing to do with me

Starting point is 01:55:21 I'm just an innocent bystandy All right, you know, it's funny because John be the first to tell you that walls don't work. I don't even know why you want to build a wall. They don't work. Yeah. I'm just thinking. All right.

Starting point is 01:55:33 Thanks, Vito. All right. Take it easy, buddy. I was going to have Vito hang out for the song, but I could tell you why they get out of here. So we'll play it now, though. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,, no playing. No, no, no. Yeah, it's a good. It's a stop. Mani, our buddy Mani, who I believe was a big hit in Chicago

Starting point is 01:55:53 when we did the show there. Hey, boss, girl. I'm Mani Muscoot. Just wanted to round you to the W-A-T-P family build trip. Hit me up, Eddie Ty. I'm just a devil looking for a partner Some one who knows how to read with great big pincers Tell me about your father Are you a natural man? I made big mince bonkers Tell me about your father Are you a natural man? Are you only Russian song?

Starting point is 01:56:33 So I could call this Hey, Hannah, you like acid? I like that supply But she has already lived I'm a dead supply yeah I'm a dead supply yeah I'm a dead supply yeah I'm a dead supply yeah I'm a dead supply yeah I'm a dead supply yeah

Starting point is 01:56:54 I'm a dead supply yeah I'm a dead supply yeah I'm a dead supply yeah I'm a dead supply yeah I'm a dead supply yeah I'm a dead supply yeah I'm a dead supply yeah So What's it that you have that that's the reason my man he was so popular at the Chicago show That's a good pickup line. Hey, hey Hannah. Do you like acid? Sounds awesome All right, very good. Thank you, Manny, for sending that in.

Starting point is 01:57:26 Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the most bits of morning radio. I'm now the show these clothes right now. Okay, great show. Good job, everybody.

Starting point is 01:57:41 Great job, everyone. Go! Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This is going great. You know, who are these podcasts? I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. We will, we will, we will, we will. With Vic.

Starting point is 01:58:41 Wah, wah, wah. Vic. Hello. Do we have new reviews? You do quite a few actually awesome. Let's pick a few. I got Reduce out with Hannah last time. I know she got so excited Too much like fuck don't do all that work. Yeah, it's a little too much work She won the job though, so I got to give her credit for that. Yeah, no big tips. It's great. I got three for you.

Starting point is 01:59:09 Great. So this first one is a paper trail. He said, I'm only writing this review so that there's a paper trail. I have a paper trail. The cow reading this has a paper trail. We all have a paper trail. My OCD makes me have a paper trail since early high plane scripter. Very well done.

Starting point is 01:59:30 Sir, I think that's a five star review. It is awesome. This next one, I think he loves me. It's called Vic is annoying. He said she's already passed her prime in her 20s. She's the low average and is a drag on the show need I say more. I can respect THS and TDMS for actually having on hot women without them thinking they're funny.

Starting point is 01:59:54 Unsubscribing until Vic is killed in the naval accident. All right. Well, I'll happen soon. I'm sure. Yeah, we'll see. You and the I agree with is that your past your prime. Other than that, I think you do contribute to the show I don't know what you fucking tie. I'm 23 Carl. Yeah, you wait pass

Starting point is 02:00:12 Oh my god, I just started to spoil over there. Okay, club foot man. Let's take it in that All right, that's a five-star review. I imagine it's a one-star. He was serious. He was serious about that It was serious. I wasn't expecting that Guys, Vic is not a big part of the show You can sell it. It's like I can't listen to the show. I know that an hour and a half Vic's gonna be out Two hours from now. I've got to hear VIX. I'm turning it off I hope they complain that it that way again. It's amazing. And then this last one is the Stuttering John podcast by Kirby.

Starting point is 02:00:54 They say every episode is the same. It feels like you're too lazy to actually be created. Okay. Is that a five-star review? Someone star. Another one? Another one? Star. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:01:05 All right, I'm too lazy to be creative. You are. I put out a lot of fucking hands that are rare. Let's listen to some voice files. I just grabbed a botch. I haven't labeled them. So I don't know what's about to happen, but we'll find out. Great.

Starting point is 02:01:19 Should be fun. Oh, you're like, oh, they don't have a job. You're 5A, you're overweight. You could ever be 8 or up. Are you kidding? here. Five eight. You're overweight. You could ever be a one-up. Are you kidding? You stink ones alone. You could take my lunch money. Yeah, they're so strong. Fuck you, Amber. I don't want to be in a room with that guy. I can fuck you by. All right. That's a good line. Stink lines could take my lunch money. I appreciate that.

Starting point is 02:01:42 Hey, Carl. This is animal from Pennsylvania. This is how I talk. And everybody else is how I thought and Everybody else is how I talk shut the fuck up Carl your ass, too. What do you have to do as? Shut the fuck up go to Adam's using show, you know if you could find it because he wrote it so fucking retarded I go talking like this. It's a good cause of drugs. And I'm a cunt and I'm gonna do a dozen ads for the first ten minutes. It's like Jesus Christ. You drunk and dumbed Nick and there's another Nick from Philly. All you shut the

Starting point is 02:02:21 fuck up. He's like, hey, what is that? You know my but you got to whatever So sorry. Oh thank you. He gets it over. He gets it done He hasn't and the middle to show he doesn't do the software. Hey, guess you want to do this? No, he's like his my ass Get over with shut the fuck up Hellhand burger If anyone else wants to call when they complain about he wasy or anyone else's show, I'll play it. Just talk to the plate about our show and it'll definitely get on.

Starting point is 02:02:50 That's our guarantee. That's the guarantee. One of those shows suck out there. Let us know. Our voice mail line. By the way, speaking of Huesy, I used one of his lines on the show, this past show, when John said, if this was a roast,

Starting point is 02:03:04 we should have had him on the show. And I said, when John said if this was a roast, we should have had them on the show. And I said, why would I want the person who wrote one too many to be at a comedy show? That was huge to hear about that in the YouTube comments. Props to Adam Hughes, even a broken clock in Ireland. All right. Hey Carl and others. This is a great scene with you. This is how I talk. I'm going to get this try here. You're listening to W-A-G-P. We always shit during sex. Call me back. That is our new tagline. I'm out of a job, aren't I? I think that was your suggestion to make that our tagline. You just got promoted. Hey, big hamburger.

Starting point is 02:03:51 Want to let you know that even the appearance of feces on the screen, even if it's fake, it will still be considered a violation of the law. Oh, this is in reference to inside only fans that woman took $10,000 from a guy to have a guy shit in her mouth and then they did it with brownie batter and made it look like it. I don't know if you remember your favorite video. I guess that's what you wrote in biography that your favorite video was the two girls in a cup. If you look into that, what they really were excruiting was something they made in a kitchen. Is that true?

Starting point is 02:04:27 Cause I saw that come right in the middle of the house. It looked real. Yeah. And it was. Everything I excrued was made in a kitchen. You think maybe they put something in there in the fridge. Yeah, just like a... Do you do shit in there?

Starting point is 02:04:42 I do shwatter in my asshole because I don't want to shit During sex yeah good. That's good because there's too much shitting during sex on the show So I'm glad you're not contributing to it. Thank you. No, never I came close once, but never Okay, I know you pissed during sex. We've documented that out the show I know it don't sound good, but that's what they did and it's still against the law. That's why unfortunately You can't find your video two girls in the cup Mr. Hamburger But I believe even the appearance of fake PCs can get you in trouble with the law. Just look at your face.

Starting point is 02:05:24 Come on. Isn't that interesting that we listen to that show with only fans, girls? And everyone they interviewed were doing things that were illegal. Like, yeah, it's too spicy for all due fans. I got people holding knives up to my neck and we're suffocating people to death. I was like, what the fuck is going on here? Why was I not invited? It's insane.

Starting point is 02:05:43 Well, how do candy check it made then you talk about the terrible This is the world famous stuttering John Belendez with a freestyle distract of Kevin Straight off the doll. Let's do it Well, Bob I like when he's writing a rap is like what rhymes with um What rage with er oh wait no, I've never done that Hey, go on, this is Michael rap a poll You not a time, but you fucking coin you not charismatic all right

Starting point is 02:06:27 Michael hey this is for which she better not think she's gonna come on down here and get that cordy unless I get see those puppies alright yes so I got Don't call me back Carb with Jenny you can call me back. What? Speaking of which I don't know if you saw the latest creep off, but Vinnie did show his tits He showed his tits Someone text me that and I thought they were kidding. I was like oh fuck. Yeah, so you got What won't work that house of all Carl it's me your wife You're okay, I thought it's tolly

Starting point is 02:07:22 Yeah, I married tolly This is great shankle You're a cunt Yeah, I married Tally Shink about it all right this next call came from the same color ID Hello, well, this is Jane films from kiss You're a comp. Yeah. Carlos have his. I hope that his, uh, the roast is better jokes than just you know, yeah. God, that's coming up real soon. Get the roast of Carl and Vinnie September 17th.

Starting point is 02:07:58 That's a week from this weekend. That's right. Uh, I get a total play in the night before. Yes. Correct. We're right. Yeah. Tokes are playing the day before. Yes, correct. We're Mr. Beer Park. Mr. Beer Park, if you're going to be in Rochester, if you are in Rochester, come down to September 16th. 7pm, the ASTOPs are performing a couple sets. And, you know, maybe John will show up

Starting point is 02:08:18 and grab my guitar and show you how to do it. Yeah. Very cool. Hey, we don't have a mcdonald and koi we have a burger king and a talk about get it fucking right also i was rotating out of iraq area not just like stuck in koi i'm not fucking that they've a poke fuck you

Starting point is 02:08:40 you'll just be stuck on a ship and you maybe you'll be in win but also Far the fuck away from any chance of being fucking killed unfortunately fuck you Yeah, are you the cop attacker for honey out stop. What's going on? No, it's friendly banter Cuz yeah, he was blowing up our voice spell inbox here Anyway, so I show a center friend of three shot of the google maps say what time so open mic on whatever day was

Starting point is 02:09:12 that you never get back to the family of the dumpster house again dummy instead of pursuing her dream of being a comedian some day that you'll make it well he believes in you that's really so that Sunday Vick you'll make it. Oh, he believes in you. Absolutely serves that. So, he reached out to you about what you were doing comedy again. You didn't respond to him.

Starting point is 02:09:31 I don't know, I don't check my phone much anymore. Yeah, I only talk to purple. He talked to purple. I love purple so much. He still sends me cat pictures like every day. That's awesome. Purple's come up to Rochester for the rose. Cool.

Starting point is 02:09:44 He's staying with my brother. He's staying with you. That's awesome. Purple's come up to Rochester for the Rose. Cool. He's staying with my brother. He's staying with you. Oh, it's perfect. I know. Who is a churper? Everybody loves purple. It's too little autism staying together. Oh.

Starting point is 02:09:56 Yep, pretty much. All right. Vic, is anyone come out to your comedy shows? Oh, I guess they hasn't been in other shows since the last time. Yes, so no. So this Thursday, you're going to be at the chimney sweep for some shit. No, it's Cosy's comedy club. And you've got new scratch nose. Yeah. Cosy's comedy club. Yeah, it's really trashy.

Starting point is 02:10:18 Sweet. All right, well good luck on that. How's your set coming along? It's decent. Do you try out new material every time or you kind of like Not like every time I'll do like Couple of minutes of old shit just working it out and I do like a new Joker too What's a premise that you've come up with recently? You don't have to tell the punch line, but No, yeah, it's fine. It's my realtor is like a divorced dad You know, he's like showing me the houses that like, he's like, oh, this will be a good house for your stepmom.

Starting point is 02:10:51 It's fine. Listen, it's funnier. Carl, I hate you so much. You are the worst human being I've ever fucking met. Be more funny. That right. All right, well, you can explain that to us afterwards. That's fine.

Starting point is 02:11:08 Vic, thanks for coming out again. So happy to be here. Oh, it's good to see you. So chill out. Folks, guess what? The episodes? Oh wow. That was really great.

Starting point is 02:11:24 I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye!

Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep341 - Living In It

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