Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep342 - Artie & Anthony (with Stuttering John)

Episode Date: September 11, 2022

After airing some grievances to start the show, Karl and Vinnie get into an epic episode of the now defunct Artie and Anthony Show (featuring Artie Lange and Anthony Cumia). In 2017 they had Stuttering John on as a guest. John comes in with an agenda. Turns out, he doesn't like when people have a laugh at his expense.  This episode was originally recorded for our subscribers in September of 2021. If you want to watch you can here: https://youtu.be/oBmNeFL_JKo  Support Compound Media - https://www.compoundmedia.com/  Come see us in Detroit: http://watplive.com Come see us in NYC: http://watpnyc.com Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Double your deposit with promo code WATP: https://www.mybookie.ag/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Okay, so now are we rocking and rolling here many people here? I couldn't tell you I'm not in charge of it. You've been running it this whole time You've been back there at the controls. I'm just hanging out fair enough. All right, so what I'm gonna do now is I'm gonna do a show open and then we could talk about what just transpired W-A-T-P-W-A-T-T. Hello, Couser Rooz and Robert Dix and bag slappers and everyone else who's hanging out with us on this bonus episode, the first ever attempt at a live stream, aside from my QDs consequence, which was a little less complicated. Well, technically that was a creep off livestream.

True. This is the first W-A-T-B livestream. That's true. And so what I thought I would do, what I thought I would do is I would go over to my buddy Vinny Studios since he does this kind of stuff all the time. And to have him help me out with it. Now Vinny just got very upset with me right before we started this show. What are you talking about?

I remember when you were motherucking me over and over again? About what an asshole I am? That's all the time. You'd have to be more specific. Well, you were less funny about it this time around. I noticed. So I- I-

I want to know- Don't know anything about it. I want to know what did I do wrong in your estimation just now, Vinny. Why did this gal get screwed up? Carl, I don't even know what you're talking about. Oh, come on! You're gonna do that now? Watch! Ha-ha-ha! Okay. Alright. this gal gets screwed up. Carl, I don't even know what you're talking about. Oh, come on, you're gonna do that now?

What? Okay. All right. Don't you love broadcasting live, Carl, isn't it fun when people fuck with you or your broadcasting? No, here's what happened, like, Yeah, all right, finally.

Let's get into it, cause Vity was like, already to fucking spar just a second ago. No, that was a man, he's great. I want everybody to know how insecure of a human Carl is. Yeah. Because none of that was mother fuckering him I was mother fuckering the computer. I was like that's not true. You go. I told you Carl

I told you not to fucked up because of you and by the way You tell it calling me insecure how many times you say I'm sorry to me at a daily basis over should I could care less about you insecure mother fucker. I'm sorry. See I care less about you insecure motherfucker. I'm sorry see I'm talking about Should we just get into the show we don't have to air out hey hey hey? Hey, what's up relax? I'm good. Carl calm down. I'm good. Carl just relax a little. I'm good We got a good show for you today Betty. I know I'm excited for this actually if we get this to work This is gonna be a fun show and appears to be working So here's what happened ladies and gentlemen the computer would not connect with the pre

Set up live stream It just would not connect because I don't know if it's because he set it up on a different computer Whatever I was trying to connect to the original live link. All right It would not connect that's all now. I need to drop of what happened So I went ahead and set up a live stream now. I wasn't committed to that I hadn't sent out the link yet, but I set it up hoping I did it right I just explained it You don't need to get into the details. Oh, no, but then it's in to 30 again Vinny goes, oh yeah, no girl. You set the subpermably right. We got this. It's all connected This is great. Oh, you set it for 230 perfect. We'll do it up at 230 and then we go to head that to 30 doesn't work

Why did you do it this way car Carl? I knew this would have worked. We always have problems with it. When you do this. It's not what happened. Oh, it's not. Oh, okay. That's a way more exaggerated version of it. I could have sworn you do a show.

I could have sworn you blamed everything on me after telling me that I'd done everything correctly. No, no, I said this is why I never do it this way. Okay. And that is true. But, Carl, I want you to know, if you were hurt by my little emotional, emotional, like here's the thing. The crew for the Carlson cast, we have so much shirt over

because that's my general demeanor while producing things. Yeah, I got to hear about how early Vinnie got here today and how long he's been here and how little food he's had to eat. I got to hear the whole fucking thing. You're welcome. I like being on this side. Glad we could squeeze you in today in this studio in this room. I'm gonna just do this. And he's had your drink in all my beers. He's not even gonna leave a tip. Oh, we're gonna get into that. That's a good segue. So this episode of the Arty and Anthony show from 2017. Now, if people don't know on compound media, it was the Anthony Kumya show.

And then he changed it to the Arty and Anthony show. And honest to God, the best idea for a show on paper I've ever said. Oh, yeah, for sure. You have two guys who are beloved from the respective morning shows. Arty Lang from the Howard Stern show all those years who was dynamite. And then Anthony Cumia, who obviously was the funny, talented member of the Opie and Anthony crew. So you get these two guys together.

I mean, you could have gotten Norton in there. Norton would have been great as a sidekick for sure. But I just met up, Opie and Anthony. Of the Opie and Anthony I meant. Little Chibi's a great sidekick. So they do a show together and this was a big deal that they were able to sign Arty Lang and now that Arty's on the show they have Stuttering John on as a guest and it starts off

as John being so defensive right from the get go. It's so great. Let's I honest to God I'm a little nervous to watch the start of this because I imagine he comes in guns of blazing. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, and I want to point out that I'm playing video that's behind a paywall. Please, I'm not going to show the whole thing. If you want to watch this video and thousands of others just like it, compound media is where you can sign up for this. Hopefully, E-Rock. I didn't ask for permission. So hopefully I said it was the other day I told you to get the video for me. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. You did you did tell me to get it from E-Rock, but I found a way through OBS to record it. And then it was in the wrong file format and the audio and video didn't sink. And then I had to add it that this has been a whole Product software we used today was open. No

All right, let's get into it and This is the old intro To the arty and Anthony show they like to look like a old tiny talk show or Like a I don't know know what's that program then Adobe after effects yeah Toby after effects template yeah I know it's a lot of zooming in on the logo hey how's everyone doing now we got the already I'm gonna be quiet show of course with my co-host Arty Lang yeah why don't you get hard look at the scene oh already. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to be quiet. though they taped a 4 p.m. now in Manhattan already. Can I discuss what's wrong with that? Let's start off with okay, Anthony's trying to do the missing Mill carton joke. Correct. John came up with

one joke here and he is God damn determined to shoehorn that fucker in right now. They're called arms on a chair, not sides. He goes, why does already have a chair with sides on it? He's too fat for that. He weighs 800 pounds. I knew this is what John was gonna do. He was gonna come in and try to be in press Anthony. Yeah. And the only way that he knows how to do that

is not by being just naturally funny, as he goes to like a mean thing to put somebody else down and build himself up. That's what I mean. Which should be funny. I'm sure he was funny about it. Yeah. Also, I want to point out before we go any further. Look at Suttering John's hair. He was getting his hair dyed at supercuts. Go on. He's here at that press conference. Looks more natural. Yeah, it's terrible. All right. Let's let's see what else he has to say about already in this chair. Fits him in like a sardine.

That's how a sardine joke works. Now, because sardines are packed, like you can start eating just a bunch of people packed together. You got to put the sardines between the sides. He doesn't have a microphone. He's not. He's not. He's on heroin time.

Oh my God. Again, immediately goes to heroin jokes for poor Arty. He was addicted to heroin at this time, by the way. Well, I already, I, this is great that we're doing watching the video with this because just watching Anthony's face with that sardine joke where he was like, ah, and then this, he's looking the other way going, what did I do?

Yeah, yeah, he doesn't know how he's gonna get through this. He can't wait for Arty to get there. Go right for the jugular Of course, oh my goodness By the way, Garrett gave me a cold shoulder when I would get it you the cold shoulder I guess I guess I guess the whole team is not very happy with my tweets Garrett so much we did anything about Garrett no, I didn't hit him. Oh, Keith You did yeah, because you

know, he's Keith. Well, one of, uh, so Garrett's one of those genius pulled on pause this. Does he think he's Rickles? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, these guys, I've been crushing him so hard. They're sore at me. He's just mad because I hit him. Hit him with a couple of jazz. Right. Oh, Jesus. All right. So I want to point this out. This is hard to watch already. Oh, it gets better. All right. So I want to point out right now. So Garrett's an engineer and then you got Keith the cop who they're talking to and he's kind of the producer. He was kind of running the network at this time. So they're going to tell the story that we've documented pretty well on WATP, where they let's let her and John use the studio for his show and then John drank all the beer

and didn't give anyone money dude you know what it's like when you let someone into your studio and they fuck everything up yeah it's you get pissed people get pissed off yeah man it's not a good thing to do to people come real pissed off about things is that well see I think you're not gonna say anything right there what one of our these big things is oh yeah there's a lot of already been see but but but I'm talking about his win I'm talking about his win. I'm talking about his fucking Darrow

and his got his pocket. Oh, oh, too terrible joke. Now, he's not here to defend himself right now. Well, we'll just take with the dance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at this where he starts off on the offensive right here.

I'm going to set the record straight. Yeah, yeah, look at he comes in as the gas and he's like, hold on a second. Before we start the show. I have done Anthony show. This is my tenth appearance. And I have to say Anthony and according to Keith, unless he's bullshitting me and according to Garrett and Ben who's not here anymore, they said that people really like when I came on you. I love it. And we always had a good time. And let me say to it. And I said this on my podcast. And deny that. Anthony has always been respectful and treated me like a peer.

And we wouldn't goof on it. So we would laugh at everything in the news. Of course. You know, we laugh at Colombo. We enjoy Colombo. Just one more question. Just one more. Oh no.

It's so awkward. So he's got to do his Colombo joke. Another high five. They touch it. High five. We just don't know how well they get a log. Because you hear I was telling John something this up. He's like, you know, we used to get along so well.

We were bust to buddies. We never bust each other's balls. By the way, somebody says if Vinnie was a wrestler, he would be Macho Manor and Rodney sausage. Okay, great. I didn't spit that out. I'll enjoy Colombo. And we would always have a good time. It was never in and then I knew you get a super chance. It came when. Yeah, where's my super chats?

Go. Arty was going to get fucking you to start fucking goofing on me. And like clockwork, it happened. But you know, and then the day of the day, you would go for me. They have the day you would go for me. And I'm like, what the fuck? I've already turned Anthony.

Yeah, all right. So let me explain it. I'm just listening to this. So, Judd said that he's got a core light that he's drinking. The chair next to him is supposed to be where art is. Instead, they have a giant Photoshop. Mill Curtain, this doesn't missing. Have you seen this man with a photo of Arty on it?

It should be just like a wanted poster, missing 12 pack of cores light. Yes. Oh yeah. Watch how many beers John goes through and he does not stay on for the entire episode. This is impressive. Oh, no, this is not easily your turn. This is not true. I could look back at certain tweets that I made before I even, we were even talking about already being on my show where I talked about El Chapo. I said that, you know, I did that for a year ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's still funny. Yes, I look exactly like the fucking so when we arrested and fucking bar hotty other day.

So when so when I always always proud of himself look at that I read the news look at that but a look over to his friend which we'll get into why already brought that up I was like yeah fuck it's funny and and and oh wait wait wait stop the stop should go in his bullshit Stuttering one is kind of and now that's fine. I don't mind shit, but then you go and go for it on my movie Okay So Jets come in he's already complaining that they've goofed on it Like he's starting this off in a really bad way. Do you realize that the first thing he did was walk in and go Artie's fat non-heroine. Yes, by the way, we have to talk. Yeah, Artie's making you be mean to me

Yeah, this is that's you've summed it up perfectly Yeah, and now is you to go through all the things that hurt his feelings. Things that the rest of us would call jokes and entertainment, but the stuttering John says very hurtful. They would be very hurtful at work today. Then as my senatorial came by, watch the movie from beginning to end. You're the only one. That's like and that's pretty good and and look if I

I would be remiss in my duties if I did not make some jokes about You see an artist movie with already beer league jokes what one too many. So dirty work. That was pretty good We're just already too many Did you make any jokes on fucking arties movie arties movie. I watched Beer League and I liked it. Oh, dude. All right. So now John's going, there has to be equal time. If you're going to go find my movie, then you have to go find Arty's movie too. No, that's not how this works. He's not the fucking NBC evening news. Right. Do you work with the fairness doctrine? Correct. You come to hassle.

Correct. Which is a weird argument to come in to make anyway, because on a comedy show, why even break up your movie? It's embarrassing. It barely gets a better movie. She's not great. What he doesn't realize is they're actually sitting here mocking Arty Lang. Right.

This very second. Correct. Behind his back. Behind his back. They are mocking Arty. But he is so but hurt by but hurt by this he can't even let the show fucking start but but what a fucking ass kisser you look fuck you I'm not saying equally as bad as I'm not saying it's fucking Judge argument is that artis movies equally as bad as his I mean that's not a great argument to make there in Animal House or catty-ack. What is it?

What is it? Is that weird science? No, let me put it on. I'm going to try to find a comedy. It's being Wally Sparks. No. No. It was good.

It was a good vehicle for Artie Lang. Give me the shittiest Rodney Dangerfield movie you could find. I will take it over fucking anything John has directed or written or is even appeared in it's ladybugs. I've watched it Do you know I'm talking about yeah, I know the soccer coach for like a little girl team Wasn't it that kid that hard-trop kid who killed himself like the I hope so yeah, I hope so I wish everyone on that set killed themselves after making that movie But it's still way better than one too many.

I still watch one too many. Yes. I watched Merchwatch it, which was a lot of fun. Oh god. It's really it's a good video stream. If you ever want to check it out. So I want to point something out and observation. I watched this yesterday, but kind of like doing other things too. So some of this is new to me.

Just an observation. I just noticed like John says something. Then he laughs at his own joke. Like he's like, am I right? I don't think he laughs at anyone else's jokes. I think he only laughs when he says things. Is he trying to do an imitation of Robert De Niro? Like everything he's doing,

he is cracking himself up so hard that it is disgusting to watch. Good vehicle. The only good vehicle for art is when he has a designated driver. I thought he was going to say a curse. That would have been about

that. That would have been the Oh, God. They have one on hold outside. But just to address the cold shoulder staff, this is a little confusion. I think because you know,

when John, what John was doing his podcast from here, he was posting, you know, maybe take care of the staff, was he understanding at the studio for free? And maybe leave a couple beers in their refrigerator. But apparently the guy said John drank all the beer and then walked out and he's given a reach to the guy. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. So Keith has just laid it out here, right? Now, I want to point to the guy you know this, Betty, because you go way back with ONA. Anthony hates confrontation. This was Opie's thing. Yes. Was it get the guest in and then their confrontation? Let's, you know,

go for awkward. All of the hate this. All of you who think that Opie is good for nothing. You are incorrect. There is one good thing he is. There's what he is good at. It's being a dick. He liked cringe, not cringe comedy, but cringe is what Opie wasn't to. And he was very good at that. So now we've started off this conversation. You can see John right now is fired up. He was just told to use the studio. Didn't leave any beers. Didn't take care of the guys. Let's hear his, dude, that's still right there is great. That should have been the fucking cover of his like seditorial pants. By the way, at this time, he's still trying to run for Senator of California. Yeah. He thought he was going to beat out finestein to become the next Senator of California. I'm not even joking. That's the cover is fucking funnest thing we said that. He's so delusional.

I'm sorry, I'm used to the fucking tonight show tonight show Keith where they have all the beer and they don't expect tips No, we do have all the People is just maybe you don't forget all I don't know I'm probably willing to help when I get a fucking beer at the fuck out of you No, no, you got a problem. Let's do it right now mother fucker I'm gonna start tipping for fucking core's lights. No, I'm not tipping the service of recording the podcast. But he asked me for tips. You know, all right, are you following this video? Nobody at I have never walked into anywhere where they

said we require tips. So you just know that's not what he's saying. He's not saying you have to tip us for the core's light. He was saying we have the engineers here working working to do record your podcast. I understand that but I'm just saying he doesn't he knows Screams Just yelled nobody told me I had to tip yeah, what I'm saying is I know what fucking Does anyone tell anyone that's how tipping works right? It's a courtesy that you should You know Yeah, but you're right. Oh, You were supposed to take care of the staff. Sorry.

But just to address the cold shoulder staff thing, there was a little confusion, I think, because, you know, when John, what John was doing his podcast from here, he was supposed to, you know, maybe take care of the staff, was he understanding at the studio for free. And maybe leave a couple beers in their fridge, Raider, but apparently the guy said, John drank all the beer and then walked out

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm used to this the fucking tonight show keys where they have all the beer and they don't expect tips No, we do have all the I'm gonna leave a tip when I got a fucking beer at the fuck out of you Gary you got a problem. What's going right now? Can I ask you a question? Yeah. Oh, they just let him drink all the beers at the tonight show?

Yeah, that's a great question. When you're a guest on the tonight show, I'm sure that they're very courteous. Sure. If there's beers left after jobs, but here, feel free to help yourself. Yeah, I know. But you're not a guest on the tonight show. You idiot. We're letting you use the studio as a curd.

All right, they get into it. I'm gonna start tipping for fucking core's lights. No, not tipping up to it. Tipping the service of recording the podcast. But he asked me for tips. You know, I said just take care of the stuff. And I told you to house. Yeah, we hang out and we drink beer.

Do you ever ask me for a tip? No, no, I think this is more of a business right right and I gave you the studio Can you hear all the chatter going on so there's people in the studio audience was we'll see later But there's also people in the engineering room. So you got Garrett who are all probably screaming. They're all screaming a job back there No, we're not We do right You know what we just do right? We do right by our friends. They do right by the guys. That's all.

Why is someone bullets for your fucking gun? It's not for me. It's for the staff. He's going to need him after this show. Here's your 20 bucks. And this is this is 20 bucks for the fucking shitty beer. You serve me left on the. But the staff he still doesn't understand it it he's still not understanding what the argument is

he just put a $20 bill down on that table and how long does it stay on the table before he puts it back in his pocket not long okay what are those singles and not pocket oh lucky goes right for the jugular I know he starts calling it anything because one of those singles and he can call us a pocket face for it Jesus John you're wow This is a weird way to start appearance on a show. I got to be honest But the best part of all of this still shot right now

I hope you people are watching this line is the already laying no carton still just sitting next to John And he's shuffling through the filthy looker that was in his disgusting pocket. Oh, it's all just crumbled up and rolled up Don't keep somebody like this What a dull he looks like he's walking up as a child to buy something to the start going isn't this many Balls and cash okay, I picture won't be out of 20 anymore. It's gonna be on there. I'm a lenders Anymore was gonna be on there John Melendez Senator senator John Melendez right now where were we now? Well, we would still talk about it. I didn't know that guys not just the beer. I Think I'm sorry. I think this

Shit keep this worried about a tip I just fucking a producer I'm not saying it see holy shit. He's worried about a tip. I just fucking a producer Listen to producing a fucking tellin just try to hear a fucking second He's from Massa Pico, which I'm from it's the shittiest town in the world and his fucking white trash once a tip when I'm on his show Jesus He's calling this guy the guy who produced the whole network. He's going white trash She's understanding this at all you would think all right video just completely I cannot even believe I'm watching I know it's great you would would you come on guns of blazing and then fighting out? You're completely in the wrong. What do you feel weird about that? I don't know that I would be this guns of blazing

John if I feel like this is the guy who's trying to argue with a manager to store Who's just like going no no sir, it's this, but he just doesn't want to hear that and he wants to be right. Yes. Yeah. Well, this is great. And fucking subscribe is he wants a tip

for a few fucking beers. Get the fuck out. And I think I can explain. All those, the other shows that actually work here on the wall, there's picture, the staff, it's part of the whole thing that they produce and put the show on and tape it and everything like that. You were taping one of your podcasts here, which is like we didn't we didn't ask for a studio rental because you're a friend. Oh, you could throw the guys a few bucks for actually sitting

there and doing the work on the equipment. All right. Okay. Wow. I almost don't want to hear his answer. This has been explained four times to him now. Anthony had to bring it down yet again. Why they expected him to throw some money to the guys who were working there because they weren't volunteering their time to hang out with Stuttering John Melendez and the Stuttering John pod. Artie didn't even fucking show up to be how to show it. They do with a beer instead. He threw his empty is all over the ground. Okay, that's Garrett going. Yeah, no, he's not giving us money.

We had to clean up after this fucking asshole. Wow. Okay. Oh, yes. And they said that to clean up after you. Hey, Keith, let's go with your premise. So the nine shows I've done. Have you guys wanted me to came here?

I took the bullet when I did Anthony show. I came here. I took the bullet. When I did Anthony's show, I was on his show at the compound. Then we then you asked me, can we do another show? All right, so now he's saying, and this is the Chrissy Mayer to find still. Him doing your show is doing you a favor. He doesn't realize that being a guest to someone else's show, it's what you do to build an audience. Well, and to promote things that you're doing.

Is he isn't letting you use all of our equipment and staff to do your show? A favor as well? Yes, correct, but John thinks they owe him because he's been a guest on the show nine different times. That's what he just said. Yeah. So instead of saying, guys, this is a misunderstanding and now I feel dumb. I apologize. I should have thrown some money to the guys. Instead of saying that, he goes, you guys owe me. You know, down in a theater when we watch Colombo, believe me, my memory's better than yours. And then I say yes. So now I do want, you do me one favor.

And now I got a fucking tip you. Not me. And you just had to take care of the staff. That's what we discussed. Well, but nobody told me I was going to take care of this. I did, yeah, I said, do the studios staff. That's what we discussed. Well, but nobody told me I was going to take this. I did. Yeah, I said, do you, the studio is free. It's our gift to you as our friend.

Yeah. Just take care of the staff. OK. And I, then I, I'm remiss. OK. That's how that word works. I remiss. I'm remiss. I am remiss.

I have a few hold on. Can I point out you're just a miss, Chad, that's why you are. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You know that the best part of this so far is watching Anthony trying to figure out what to do. Yes. Now he's just doing like little happy pantomime. It's like, yes, we welcome you. He doesn't know what to do. He's lost control of his show at this point, completely lost control of his show. He doesn't understand why a comedian, Senator, John would come on and just start fighting

with everybody. Nobody else would do on and just start fighting with everybody. Nobody else would do this. Only John thinks like this. You guys have been talking shit about me. Ever since I already gave over here and he's not even fucking down. He's quite droopled down on stupid. I don't so far. This is incredible.

Oh wait, I already got there. I'm just $1,000 right. You check. That's it. Me. It's one of the least of my fucking. I don't take a check. Don't take a check. I could bounce it here's a bounce pass. Boy, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, us a few bucks. I mean, if you're hurting, it's fine. I mean, what do you think would be an appropriate amount

of money to give everybody 50 bucks for coming in and doing that? I don't know how long his show was, but I would think about probably an hourly rate per person and do that. So let's say it was 50 bucks an hour per engineer. There were two engineers. If you went for two hours, I might throw 400 bucks in them.

I don't know. What do you think? Yeah, I mean, honestly, I wouldn't expect that for free. No! In fact, that's why I came to this to you because I wanted the free studio time. I like when he got somewhere nice. If I had money to spend.

Damn, in your pockets, like so many nickels and dimes. Yeah, nickels and dimes. He just want to be able to draw from the well. They did have the nickels from all the returns that drawn through on the floor and they made a turn. I'm worried about one fucking fan. I just heard that they did they took back all your bottles deposit bottles and made thousands. Well, Keith, I'm sorry. I apologize. I'm not so. But thank you. I appreciate it. He keeps keeps keeps saying.

It's not about me. John, it's not about me. These are the guys who are running the show and they were running the show for you that didn't they got ripped off. Fudge call. Fudge call just said something really smart. He said for dummy like John, the staff are even more valuable than the equipment. Correct.

Exactly right. Especially back then. If you guys remember, this was back when he was doing a show with Royce, or maybe right before he did the show with Royce, because he needed someone else's studio, someone else's equipment, he still not run his own stuff. I want to talk at this point. Maybe that's going to follow this context. I'm having the same struggle.

I have no problem with the staff. I even love Ben. Great time. Wherever he is. I love that. I'm sucking the same struggle. I have no problem with the staff. I even love Ben. Great time. Wherever he is. I love that he's fucking a cock somewhere. A little faggot. Is he gay? That's what they was getting up playing.

I have no idea. I'm like, Ben, you know, he's a good kid. Ben did my website for my campaign. Did you? They offered the campaign. Yeah, how is that going? Oh, now we're going to hear about the hypocrisy of Anthony Cooling. Now he's going to call Anthony Cooling, what is it? What's wrong with this guy? He just got caught

being a like a guy who just ripped everybody off. God, this is the eat like this. Okay, watching Anthony during this, I swear to God, Anthony, I hope you hear that someone sent this to him. Anthony, I'm complimenting you because you are not only working so hard, you are also working so little. You're just letting this fucking idiot go. But goddamn, how he handled this is unreal. Now, we will discuss this at length. So everyone, this is the hypocrisy of my body.

Politician is for ambling on not answering the question. Here's the hypocrisy of you. When He's for gambling on not answering the question. Here's the hypocrisy of you. When I was at Anthony Coooming his house, moved down in the compound, having a great time, which we always do. Anthony said to me, I swear to God, and if you, if you denied this, then I'm going to call you a liar. He said, John, I'm so excited that you're running. I will support you.

You told me that. And you said, you would wear my t-shirt on your show. Was the t-shirt? You got a donate Anthony and you would wear my t-shirt on your show. Was the t-shirt? You got a donate Anthony and you get a free t-shirt. Did you see how he answered that? Like, what do you think of this going to hand you a t-shirt to wear in your show? Well, yeah, that's how I mean, that's actually would be a really good way to get your name out there and promote yourself.

I swear to Christ I would wear a Stuttering John for Senate t-shirt. I would do. Yeah, I would rock that everywhere. But I wouldn't donate nor they get it. Could you believe that? He goes, you said that you would wear my shirt. Well, did you give me a shirt? Well, no, you never gave me any money for one.

Well, I was, that wasn't the conversation what he talking about. And you notice how he said, I'll support you. Not, I think you make a great setter. Oh, yeah, no, no, they get, oh, they get into that. Here's what I did. Here's what I did. Whatever drink was in my hand at the time that I had probably had 10 or 12 of in the compound.

And I'm living on the alcohol. No, no, I wouldn't do that, because then I'd have to blame everything on alcohol. And I'm like, John, I'm so glad you're running. I'm so proud. I will support you 100%. There you go. There you go.

So, oh wait, as a friend. So, I want to say, can't, do you think I, do you think I actually like your, your platform? And what you're running on? Okay, you guys. I mean, it's pretty well documented that Anthony and Senator John a very different political view. If Stuttering John was actually in the Senate, Anthony would probably go to jail

and whatever state the Johnson charge of. I know. Yeah, so this is laughable. Hey, somebody to ask you if we turn that volume up, I did. I saw that. Okay, cool. I turned the volume up in the video. Guys, let us know if that sounds better now. Go forward. Yep. No, I appreciate it. So friend, see, Anthony doesn't know this is a game of chess. Okay. Now let's go with that premise. Okay. Now when Donald Trump was running, you said to me, you know, he's a fucking idiot. I said, I said, you said, but you will support him because he's anti-establishment. He's not the typical Washington. Absolutely. So then going with that premise. Yeah. Why then not support me who's anti-Washington? Who is, you know, who's not in that fucking mold?

I think Amber can I answer this for Anthony? Please. Well, if I have to choose which idiot I'm going to support. Yeah. I would support the one who is a rich multi-cajillionaire versus the guy who stiffed all my staff and left a trail of cockroaches and empties all over my god damn studio. I love that John is trying to paint himself as anti-establishment. Listen to his political discourse these days. It is very pro establishment. He is very pro by dealing and he loves to swap and watch it now. Back that he's like, oh yeah, it's terrible.

The only thing that is he would be anti establishment about is because the establishment is anti-job. Like if he showed up and they were just like, get this guy the fuck out of here. The establishment is my enemy. Yes, exactly. And you, your platform is about is every California Democrat fucking liberal shit that like, you know, I'll support you because you're a friend, but I hate all that liberal stuff. Okay, but I'll ask you a question.

Now you gotta, and I wanna ask you guys this. Why is he getting serious about this? See what Judge and I said right there is like, I know, we don't agree on, on politics, that's fine. We're friends. You think that he believes he's killing with this audience right now? I know, he gets the dress.

I'm watching the body language. It looks like he's acting like someone's like, come on everybody, you know you're with me. I know he really does. The funniest thing about him is the photoshop of Arty out of missing milk cart next to him. There's no other comedy going on in the show. Just talking about his political ambitions.

It is. He's not even trying to be funny. He's like, you know, I hate that shit, dude. It's like, what are you doing? He's doing. Why would I give you money? Now, let's go with the next premise. Now, I know the odds are against me.

They have always been in my life. They're zero. They're the percentage chance of John to be coming because you as other is zero. It was amazing that he was actually right about one thing this hit. The odds are against me. Yeah, no shit. So far, he finally got one of the wind column. It was amazing that he was actually right about one thing this hit the the the the the the the the

the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the

the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Anthony of being convicted for sexual harassment. Now let's see how Anthony deal to this.

This is a great campaign move. Look, I don't think Schumer would go on somebody show me like, yeah, you know, by the way, if you vote for me, I want to make sure all of your sexual harassment charges disappear. Yeah, that's a, that's the fix all your parking tickets for you. That's the dumbest thing you can say for a number of reasons. You're not going to get someone on your side

if you're like, hey, listen, I know how you are with bronze. And if you go for me, we'll make sure no one else knows about that. It's be here to do your show as a US fucking senator. I won't be filing tips like Al Franken. Be here to support you and I'll be a guest whenever you want. John, think about the long term picture to this. First of all, let me clear the air here and say, I have never been up on any sexual harassment charges in my life. Oh, didn't you ever someone so you put guilty to that strangling thing? No, Jesus Christ John, he's the fucking best.

They were holy shit. Someone said fuck people were saying that you're kind of a douchebag and you put guilty and a terrible thing. Yeah, the straggler thing. This trick, that was a done get a wrong. Violence charge, which was pled down, I did not do any of it. I had to plead for it. I did not support you.

Did I not support you? I would hope my friends would knowing who I am. Wait, stop, stop, stop, stop. Look at those armpits. Jesus. Did you just see the armpits sweat under that? He has. He's a big.

I was like a bag, it's just a little bit. You can't just, oh, no, no, I went too far. No, you just put it there. Go up, look, look. I don't know if I don't where I am now. But all right, so. Anthony says something nice. And John has to stop the show yet again, which ended up being a

vile. All right, we'd make that up on term picture to this. First of all, let me clear the air here and say, I have never been up on any sexual harassment to my life. Oh, didn't you ever someone said you played guilty to that strangling thing? No, that was a domestic violence charge, which was pledged down. I did not do any of it. I had to barge. Did I not support you? I would hope my friends would knowing who I am. That thing. Now, let's just just analyze what he said. What I didn't say. I not support you. He said, yes, I would hope my friends would.

Yeah. Now I'm running for Senator of the great state of California. I would hope my friend. I did. I said I would support you. You see how you see how much you go both ways. I did. See, John's talking about money exchanging hands.

And Anthony's talking about friendliness. Like, let's support each other in this. You know I'm a good guy. Have my back in this. And John's going, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I support you by saying you're a great guy and then you give me money because you support me. What an idiot.

This is really a weird way to start off an interview, isn't it? I can't even believe we're only 11 minutes, like 12 minutes. I know, I know, I know, I feel. No, no, it's fine. I'll sit here all goddamn day and watch this. I'm I know. No, it's fine. I'll sit here. I'll go down day and watch this. I'm captivated right now. That's great.

But what I'm trying to understand is he had the opportunity to come on the show and talk about anything. He could have talked about his Senate campaign. He could have discussed the issues with someone who doesn't agree with him. Sure. Maybe one's some people over, but instead he is sitting there arguing, go, you don't support me at bitchy that already made you mean to me. That's a great point.

Imagine if when Anthony said, listen, I support you as a friend, but I'm not going to support your policies. They're the liberal policies that have caused all the problems in California. If John would have said, no, it's different. And I'll tell you why, you know, and explain why he'd be different than Diane Feinstein or whatever he wanted to say. Right. That would be the opportunity to do that. Get a little debate about it if you want to. Essentially, no, no, give me money. Why aren't you giving me money? You said you would support me. And I haven't seen a dime from you. It's a credit money on John doesn't even own a John Melinda's for Senate t-shirt

He might own hundreds of them. No, no, I bet you had a thing He probably got on some site that makes him Order and he probably doesn't even own one. That's that's probably true. Would you wear one if you had one? Just uttering John for senator. Yeah, I would do say I'd support you as a friend. You donate it No, why not Wow the balls on this guy Chris Christina just said that she'll mail one to pick quick pub for her Alright, she makes her that would be really fun. Yeah, it's a good idea

Say it's from Carl. All right. Just try not to put too much anthrax it at this time. Yeah The money by bumper stickers I mean I need refrigerator magnets just try not to put too much anthrax it at this time. Yeah. But yet, once he left, he's the money here by bumper stickers. I mean, I need to refrigerate a magnet. I'm so proud of you. I'm finishing. I put Guilty to a plea bargain, which ended up being a violation, which is not even a ticket,

because it was all violation of her. and I didn't want to go to air pipe on he said she said when my my Record is in my house video record is disappeared by the way Disappeared and cops took him and then they disappeared. So I wasn't gonna go through that. So yes I put guilty did not do any of it Anthony. Yeah, no, I'm gonna just say two things I would hope as a friend knowing me as long as we've known each other that you could tell by why I am that I wouldn't do that. I don't do that. Did I not say this on this show and on my own podcast that you are in one that you did here when you didn't pay the staff? Get the shot and I love it.

I cannot say that I supported you that I believe you and he absolutely did. Wait a second. What he said was if you, if I become a senator, I'll get rid of your sexual harassment stuff. This is not like somebody believes Anthony in support some. I know you're up to some really bad shit. But I got you back. We're keeping all nice and quiet.

I mean, so obviously I was just kidding around before. Oh, a joke. Well, now let me start. He tells a joke I'm supposed to identify it as a joke and not get mad wasn't a joke about John and it's heroin addict pocket face That's all shit. I had fuck this fuck that Nailed it. Here's what I love about fucking it nailed it. Thank you Anthony. What I love about this is it took 13 minutes into this show What I love about this is it took 13 minutes into this show for the little boy who was sitting at the table with his dad through the play to spaghetti at the wall who just fucking crawled

into himself at that moment to come out and be like, well, this fucking guy is not. He doesn't not want to have this conversation with Stuttering John. He does not want to have a conversation with him. John has forced him. He's probably got stories ready to go. He's got notes in front of him. He's got a whole thing. He's got to think his co-host doesn't show up and that look who's here. Yeah. Ready to go. Here's a difference. Oh, please enlighten me. I'm here with you right now. Is that the punishment? I'm sitting coward goofs on somebody when they're not here. No? Like, look,

if a coward goofs on somebody when they're not there, he's been goofing on Arty since the show started. Look at this Chad has signed. That was his first thing he said. Yeah. A cow, right? And, and, and I'm gooey. Are you just goofing on Arty who isn't here? Yes. He, yeah, he's done the same to me. You just said a coward goofs on someone who's not here. Alright, I'm a coward then. Oh, Johnny gets caught in the hypocrisy. The same thing happened when he was threatening us after we reviewed his show the first time and he goes, they can't play my clips. They don't have the right to play my clips and Royce goes, we played close from the Howard Stern show all the time. Yeah, but that's different. No, it's not, John, you're a hypocrite. All

the time you get caught in this hypocrisy. It's great. Oh, he's just a piece of work. You really? I want to somebody screenshot that. Holy fuck. Oh, there's so many good screenshots. I want that on a t-shirts. Senator Meledez. Honestly, Vanny, I can't believe you thought you're going to have him on your show and it would be entertaining. He's. Oh, no, full of entertaining. I wouldn't hate it. I don't think so. I don't think you can make... Well, do you not think this is entertaining? This is actually entertaining.

Oh, listen, Jordana and Anthony Kuhi, we have both done a good job. Hey, Carl, I saw what you just did there to adjust the volume. Yeah. Now, you see where your mouse is right now and you see where the volume is with that little thing. Yeah. Yeah, go slide over to that and that's how you actually turn up the volume on the video. All right, buddy. Yeah, just But he's gonna be here. Well, we hope we hope

Have we heard any word? Yeah, a little bit traffic. You'd be right here. Oh What was her? Just not landing I don't know? I believe the expression in the business is John, your past, the post office pal. Yeah, right. I'm on back. Yeah, I'm on back. These jokes are not landing.

Oh, there's a hairrow wind dealer. I mean, like, is deal is betrathicking is a better joke than that. Not see this going well once he gets here with the likes of that. No, hey, here's the truth, here's the truth. First of all, yes, I don't mind you goofing on me and shit. What?

I don't mind you. He came out guns of blazing. All right, let's find out how he ends this sentence. Holy shit. I don't mind you goofing on me. He started off with, why? Since all he got here, all you guys do is goofing not me. He started off with why? Sheddy got here all you guys do it as goofy not that's correct But he doesn't mind he fucking grabbed the mic your photos pointy cover the show

Who else has a problem with me or Garrett Keith say it? What do you got he's like on a mind? That's right. This is great. All right. How is he gonna finish this up does? No, but but we keep hold on hold on. Hold on. Can you move the finish now? Okay, ladies and gentlemen, John Melinda. Hi, as the future senator of the great set of California, I have to just say one thing when Arty Lang was doing five hours on me with every proct in friend of mine that I thought I had,

Jackie to joke me and Steve Grillo, Jim Florentine, Gilbert Godfrey, every show for an hour he goofed on me, every show and in one show, Steve Grillo, the fucking, which is, he's almost, you should be wearing a hockey helmet. Steve Grillo decided to goof on my fucking kid. Mm-hmm. Okay. So now we've got to the crux of the matter because everything goes, what's the difference? We're all bossing each other's balls and John goes,

wow, when it gets personal. And it goes, I made it for your movie. What do you mean when it gets personal? So now John has tried to figure out, oh shit, how do I end this story? All right, so this person was on this person. Oh, Grillo said something about my kid So this is not about already or Anthony. This is about John's current friend. It's about Steve grill grill

I'm making a joke and already giving him a platform right right That's no one goes there. That's off limits to me. I get I get that completely and it became where like I'll kick you Fucking ass if you do that. You know, so. Wait, then it became where I'll kick your fucking ass if you do that. That sounds like your reaction to whatever was sad. Then it became okay. He growl decided to go for my kid and my kid doesn't want that.

I get you. And I don't want that. I agree 110% on that one. So already called me after the where a little Twitter war and Apologized and I said I go I go already go, you know, you could have added out. It's it wasn't a live show and So this isn't even a problem with compound media. This was a different show that already was doing with Steve Grillo We're already apologized for the content and that wasn't good enough Do you think art is how to edit anything out of a podcast, Vinnie?

No. Do you think he's ever used software in his life? Uh, no, I think he's done more soft serve than software. Correct. And he apologized. And I said, I love Arden. Arden's my friend. And I hope this could be kismet. Now you're going to probably try and make it a big war here.

I would never do that. I'm not the guy. I don't like the war you just did correct wow John came in calling out everyone and telling them to come at him and now he's like and no Anthony what you're gonna do probably it's like don't project your bullshit out Anthony here Kevin Brennan and and Arty because they had like a beef going and it ended up great I don't like the war or battle or anything like that I like people talking shit out that's it talking shit out senator Melendez so you say it with freaking the like a goofing on me son of a cheesest john how insecure is this guy you say that was goofing on me. He just

Sad hey listen, I think it'll be great you guys could all work it out Like he's trying to put the fucking ribbon on the goddamn package. Yeah, let's move along What's this where this is over now, right? We're good. That's what he's trying to do. No long comes to senator in 2018 Post-Congressman Beetle juice in 2018. Post-Congressman, Beetlejuice. We got it. That's funny, right? Let's run back to the future.

See, John took offense to that. There's a great Doc Brown joke. Great Doc Brown reference with Pamela Kuhu's sound voice. That's a Congressman. Beetlejuice. Oh God, let's, let's, I suppose Tan Mob is the first the first lady is John going to like go into like, you know, I was just trying to be serious here for a moment. Oh, yeah, he just got his feelings hurt because everyone was laughing because he was he was

the bottom of the joke. Moving please. Okay. Now let me just ask Ronald Reagan is president. Yes, James. I'll explain it to him now. I just want to ask you one thing Anthony. Uh huh. You know, before, you know. I just want to ask you one thing Anthony.

You know, before, you know, I hope you'd ask me a few things. We have a lot of time here. Oh, good. Why not? You're a multi-millionaire, a self-proclaimed one. Self? I don't think you could be a self-proclaimed multi-millionaire.

Watch me. I have a self-proclaimed multi-millionaire. I've heard you say you made a great living when you had, if you would opiate. You did. You have millions of dollars. Some good investments. I've been in say you made a great living when you had you if you would open you did some good investments I've been in your house. It's fucking a mansion. So he goes eat your self-proclaimed multibillionaire And he's like what are you talking about? I bet you a house

That's not cardboard boxes filter cockroaches everywhere You greed screens are attached to walls That's not I idea how Superclam hold on does your stove work is your gas turdod your gas turd and and why not It are you a fan of Diane finestein oh god. Oh no, so why not have get me in me. Yeah, John thinks that and they's gonna be as fucking meal ticket because he doesn't live in California and he'd rather vote for the Republican. Correct. Plus, isn't there a pretty low limit as to what a single donor can give to someone running for the Senate? It's not as if Andy Kumi's going to give this guy hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars. It's going to help him with his campaign. I mean, he's like, maybe ants worth a couple of mail. Let's say ants worth

a couple more. What is an appropriate percentage to give to your Fred running for office? Zero. Correct. But your friend who has the exact opposite political views of zero is the proper. I don't know. I just I'm gonna give you a check for a thousand bucks. You say, thank you. I don't know what the like this guy wants. It's unreal. Living when you had your few would open. You did.

You had millions of dollars. It's a good investment. It's been in your house since fucking a mansion. Love it. Yes, and why not? Are you a fan of Diane Feinstein? No. So why not have Get Me in me?

Yeah? Why not? Because I'm like, that's like Heinrich Himmler though, and are you a fan of Hitler? Get me in there. First of all, yeah. Yeah, you're first of all, come on. Do you see how he had this try to be funny and keep it white? And when he says stuff, people laugh.

And when John says stuff, it just gets like really serious. I'm gonna fucking dive. Yeah, but what I'm saying is the why wouldn't, like, get me money right now. He's not going to be happy till he whips out his checkbook. You realize that, right? Hey, where did that to be happy till he whips out his checkbook. You realize that right? Hey, where did that 20 dollar bill go that he had out of the table? Ah, it's not like a magic trick. It disappeared a while ago.

I love that this turn into I got all this money. Oh, you guys want money? I'll start throwing money on them. He's like, why won't you give me money? Why would you make this a tab you conversation on someone's show? Why would you give it me money? I did shitty song of the week last week,

and I did not ask for anybody. should have I'm going to I don't mean not see I'm just kidding they do a good job over their Brandon who doesn't nice job to kids now why is I mean your friend you know all I'm gonna do is commercials like you're trying to like you know denounce freaking fine sign and daily own. Yeah. Well, that because, well, in a primary, yeah. And then, you know, if you make it to the actual the big dance, then you're going to have to go against a Republican

who wouldn't win anyway? Well, no, it, it, it, it'll be a runoff. It's just the top two. Up to. Yeah. So they could both be Democrats. And California, it's obviously a Democrat's going to win. Well, it doesn't matter. Oh, here he is. It's not matter. So anyway, so what I'm trying to. Yeah, so they could both be Democrats. And California, it's obviously a Democrat's going to win. Well, it doesn't matter. Oh, here he is. It doesn't matter. So anyway, so what I'm trying to say is that,

but I'm trying to say, when you come on, how great would it be for your show? I said as a as a senator, I'm saying, ladies and gentlemen, John's trying to work every angle here. How great would it be for your show? I thought we were friends. I don't you want to support me? Don't you don't you dislike? Can I sign? Can I turn you to every reason for him to give him money? While the chargers and chiefs prepare for a battle of the AFC West on Thursday night, prepare for your winning season at my bookie. Some like to bet to earn and some bet to make the season more exciting. Either way, my bookie gives you the most fear money was double deposit bonus. It's quick and it's

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Yeah. Like he's in a walk and it'd say something really funny and John is gonna get mad. All right, Arty's here, everybody. This is the moment we've been waiting for. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. As a senator, I will support you as a friend. Ew, he's touchy-do.

I'm so mad. Ah, ah, ah, oh, look at this. What are you paying for, thanks., he's touching him. Oh, look at this. What are you paying for? Thanks. Is he tipping for beers too? I do nothing. I'm late. I already bought a hundred bucks from the fuck was on your hand, by the way, it was a little slippery. I visited Harvey Weinstein. I love you. I love you too. It's it's it. I too. John starts hugging Arty.

And Arty jokes out of the way that no one's expensive, his own expense. He's just like, it's like it's like to be here. He makes it all fun. I'm here. Yeah, yeah, Arty's ready to do a show. So John just tried to embrace Arty. Arty's body language was get the fuck off me, turned his back to him so that John was hugging him from behind, which is very awkward to look at on here.

John, I don't know, he looks very shit face. I don't know if that's true or not, but he very awkward to look at out here. Just, I don't know. He looks very shit face. I don't know. That's true or not, but he seems like he's a little wasted. Well, his reaction to his own jokes, yeah, are not the reactions of a sober man. Correct. Now, remember, this show tapes at 4 p.m. All right.

Now, we know that John is drinking as the show begins. We don't know what he was drinking before the show began, but 4 p.m. Still pretty early in the day especially how the east coast. Come by the gig. What are you doing the gig? It's tomorrow night and two shows on Saturday at Governor's Brookage. I love you to come. I'm doing magic. We're going. Brooker. It's comedy club. I go. Yeah, I go. Punch it down again. I need a mortgage, everybody Vinnie's host hosting the show that night. It's a college fun tour. Are you going to come?

Yeah, I'm definitely going. My buddy Vinnie's hosting that night. So look at what everything that's just changed just now, Vinnie. Hey, I'm doing a show. We're going to go. Great. Yeah, it's awesome. I can't wait.

We're all going to go to the. You mean they're supporting him? They're supporting him. He's a guest on the show. They're trying to treat him as an equal. As a guy who's a guest on the show. Let's see if Jack and screw it off. Which show?

I might go tomorrow. I think tomorrow. I'll show. There we go. I'm a busier chap. Dude, when I, when I, I can't, does Anthony know the story about, about, uh, Scott, the engineer with what do you agreed to do? I mean, you're like, oh, good.

I'm going to fast, far, so I'm gonna fast, far more to scrub through this. What happens now is John explains what good buddies they were at the Howard Stern show, and they're talking about the time you might remember this. Scott the engineer agreed to get fucked in the ass by a porn star at giant stadium in front of whatever that holds 70,000 people.

They were going to put like a, you know, a box around us. You couldn't actually see it, but he'd be poking out his face out of the box. And, you know, the porn star would go in there and it's yeah. This is this is what they were proposing. So that now already tell the story. I remember we used to go find them, but just do it like this. Like acting like that's what he'd be doing as he's getting fucked in the ass.

So he's trying to like, Hey, remember we're buddies. We had some good jokes. Let's tell Anthony about it. So it starts off with that conversation. They're all buddies and chum chum. That turns into a conversation about the time that already put up a bat that he could hit off of the best female

pitcher that the show could find. And then they show this video. This goes on for a while. And already is a good athlete. So he did the first time she threw a ball over the plate. He made good contact with it. So that was, you know, they're going back to old Howard Stern days and things they remember with each other. And now they come back and John has to sabotage the appearance that could be going well. Things might have turned around at this point. Place was looking crazy on the fucking carpet.

So he says, what are you gonna do? I said, my favorite person of all time is Mickey Rivers and he's black. Yeah. I'm Mickey Rivers. Put it on black. Okay, let's see what happened. I put it on black. Little further here, he's talking about he got $10,000 from Snapple.

And then he had a put on roulette. That was their deal with them. Okay. You know, just to drag it out even further. So he hits the ball, gets the $10,000, puts it on Rulat, puts it on black and green comes up, which is very rare. There's only one or two spaces on a Rulat. We all that are green.

So that's just like already, it's fucking luck. That's how things go. Embassable. It was up to 15, right? I had a plan in this fast 40 minutes. And then then the shot we've added a couple beers to the counter. They're having. Yeah, you notice that. Yeah, there's a couple extra veggies. The way he orders these beers to is very insulting. I could. I thought the ref gave me shit. Howard said you're not going to score four points. 500 bucks from Howard. Can I scored four points?

John was a flat out winner lose. So I lost the game because she kept getting foul shots. Ditto over here one. 500 bucks. Oh my God. And of course I gave him the money. Take it out of the Brooklyn Diner lunch repucks. Who scoops? It's fucking 1400. All right, so I already explained he did this other challenge playing basketball and he had to pay out John and he did And so now they're talking about this place. He used to go to lunch Back when they're on the stancho together and how much it cost Colin Quinn and fucking Jerry Seinfeld I got the check

syndication doing an Australia fuck face We used to we are the building for any W was right above. Remember I had lunch with you. It was very welcome. Yes. Collin came over. Yeah. I'm going to eat with you guy and I was with Norton. You know that day because someone else was buying something and I'm getting a jet ski. How is buying a jet ski on 14th Street? I had, being you didn't say a word to me. Yeah, it was weird. I mean, it'll be made out. It was, it was weird, but, but that's not a word to it. I think I would get like, yeah, I'll have the chicken pot pie and you get the check and it's $110.

We went there every day and John doesn't know one thing for us. Yeah, because I didn't want to go there. You want to, I'd like the other guy know where I cut my nose here. Okay. Okay. So, already goes, we see through all the time. John doesn't know what a single thing I've ever met in your costs. Implying that John never picked up John. my nose here. Okay. Okay. So, already goes, we see through all the time. John is nowhere to single thing other than you costs. Implying that John never picked up. Well,

you're, you're a heroin addict. It's like, I just, I didn't want to go into that place. Yeah, but you can still grab the bill every now and again. You're very heavy. So we just brought up the nose hair story. Unless it was doozy. Okay. Okay. Is that a code for something? What I'm about to say? Let's go cut some nose here. What I'm about to say actually happened. Okay. It's almost like Bill Curtis. What I'm about to say actually, what is that face John is making right there? I think that's called his face. You know what? It's funny though. This was four years ago. He's aged horribly over those four years.

He looks closer to Doc Brown than that. Yeah. So John's already cracked up an anticipation of this story. You would think that this would be something that he's proud of, but I don't know why he would be. What happened? I'm still at the most disgusting thing with someone shitting on a brick. The engineer getting the HIV virus from Black Poins.

What I'm about to say really happened. It really did happen, Anthony. At 11.30, they went through the Astro Diner on 6.30, and that's where I like to eat. It was cheap to eat. OK, with It really did happen Anthony. At 1130 they went to the Astro diner on 675. That's where I like he was sheep there. Okay, with the bubble thing coming up. Yeah, yeah. I long story short, I'm on the phone. We have a six hour flight to LA because you know, he booked a big gig. And we John missed his plane. So it's like watching the TV show. We

might not get the LaGuardia. So I come back up from looking on the phone. He's this far for my face with a steak knife and a nose here that's this big and trying to cut it. Oh, he's not trying to be funny either. And he's trying to cut it. This is the this is the hygiene of settering John Melendez. He's at a restaurant with his friends trying to cut a nose a long nose air with a steak knife. And I was like when Jason came out of the fight. It was like when the two, when the two guys fucking broke back

mountain. You're like, whoa. He's already. Just John's nose here. He's a legacy from Harris. Oh, my. I said, you tried. John's wasted right now. I see him trying to high five already. When you're on a show, Boston balls, you're not high fiveing people. John, you more.

Maybe funny. Jeff Danish, you have put her in. Did you get any of the Danish? Any of the day. Sorry. That's my cousin. I was driving it today. No, that's best in my cousin.

He's here from Denmark. What's his name? Bastion. And they're here. Yeah. I've been here. I've been here. that's bass, and my cousin is here. He's here from Denmark. What's his name?

Bastion. And they're here, do you? I've got the drive, my half-footer reconcasion. He had a few more, uh, LeBatch. Looks like he should be- he looks like he should be holding a panzer fouls in April of 45. Doesn't he? He belongs in Kelly's hero. Last one.

Hitler panicked him on the team. Heondage. If I only had a thousand just like you. How many colors does it take to roof house? Seven or eight of your stations in the way I don't prove of this racist stuff. Of course not. You're laughing because I love a senatorial candidate. This show did get a little crazy from time to time. I was about to point out to people who aren't used to Anthony. This show is so 2018. I mean, I mean, I'm going to have to stop the racism and get to your places, Rob. What are you? Oh, no, whoops. And that's, and that picture right there should be the shot. It's just already looking at a great job. It was like, what did you say?

Oh boy. Oh boy. I'm don't think of my campaign. I'm just kidding. I've done it for the last 15 fucking years. I'm running for something. So I am. You better start running for the fucking police station.

What are you going to be? Senator, Diane, I'm going to run. Let's just come down. Something happened up in the air. Senator Melendez. President Melendez. You know what I'm gonna let's just let's just come down. I have to open up on the air. Senator Melendez. President Melendez. You cut your nose hair and washing. The governor Melendez, I never wanted this for you.

Why did you have lentil soup with a nose hair and never the use? I'm drinking more coarse light lately. It's good for your pop. I gotta say, the four years that John was on the show, we did nothing but left. We didn't know how to do it. I don't doubt it. Fucking what? He was my partner in crime.

We did this show. Well, when you realized you weren't getting the chair, you were mad at me at first. No, you keep saying that. Put up the the Neuralamp. The the Neuralamp. No. Oh, John.

I got a laugh this not what John looked like. Ah. Ah. Ah. I believe that. So now they're explaining that when already was hired to replace Jackie, what was called the Jackie chair at the time, there are a lot of people who wanted that spot. A lot of people tried out for it. Shepel. Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't know what you're pal would have taken the job. I know

that Adam Krola was offered it and turned it down. But still doing John, I think thought he had a legit chance. And I remember telling this story about Howard after John got the job. I was like, I should have given you a chance to take that chair, which John, I think thought he had a legit chance and I remember telling the story of how Howard after John got the job So I should I should have given you a chance to take that chair, which is I don't know I'm nice thing you say to a departing employee No one actually thinks John would be good in that chair. I mean I mean, Jackie was writing all of Howard's jokes for him. Yeah, and already didn't need to do that because already was a funny and entertaining person Now John is neither a joke writer nor a funny or entertaining person. So therefore, disqualify him from consideration.

But I just love the fact that Arty goes, yeah, when I first got the job, anytime I say something funny, this is the look that John would give me and it's already. That's true. It's a, didn't he, or I'll just look at him like you motherfucker. Arty, Arty, Arty, Arty. I swear to God, I did not want the chair at that time. Look at this too, so. I did not. I did not want the chair at that time. I did not Gary said to me John wants to share that's what you're gonna believe fucking that guy. I don't know Oh, yes, Gary's the biggest person in the world watch me shower

They know the Milano cookie the Milano cookie bit He eats a bunch of Milano cookies and tries to he's started trying to tell me something about our flight Oh, no, take a Milano cookie fucking To my face I was in the bathroom longer than fucking AJ Benza He's making a kind of doby wall on your cheek a doby wall on your cheek. Oh, my foot. Ha, ha, ha.

You took a shit on a jet blue fucking air. Hurry up, how the shit? Yeah, but I don't know how you're fiddin' the fucking bathroom. I fit, believe it. You're the one with the long hair, and you're flulled asleep in the shade. And your hair's in my food. Like, ha, ha, ha.

You notice how John wanted to push back and already there and had no joke. Yeah, but you took a shot on the airplane. And already goes, yeah, I had to take a shit. Oh, wow. How'd you fit? How'd you fit in the bathroom? He's like, I don't know. I mean, obviously I did. I don't know what he went for. Like, what, what got a joke is that? Yeah, I mean, you could have gone like your head was sticking out like Scott the engineers.

I had to ride to yes. Exactly. Yeah, you could have gone a lot of ways there. John is not on top of his game. if you even had game at this point. I'm sorry, he's just Puerto Rican. He's still hated, though. You're in here? Should have got the steak knife out, but not. By the way, this is also some of these shows are hard to watch. Because Arty just mumbles all sorts of things and Anthony loses his shit over everything

that he mumbles. It's a little over the top. One of the things that we did on this turn show already night was we only did the crowbar thing well that was wrong when you crowbar and when everyone's talking and you can't crowbar in a joker oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i remember like i was trying crowbar in a joker already we got this well hey you got so funny chicks right here oh shit just go just go to a gift shop in Rhode Island, you cunt.

Who's he talking about? A couple of chicks. I got you. A couple of chicks. They had a Denmark cousin too. Hey, Danish, I mean, no, no, no. I thought you were going to go to Dana. No female.

They were crowbarning, but anyway, me and John, if he tried to say a joke to bomb, then I would go like this. By the way, you had the same you felt victim to that too. I did. David Spade did the funniest fucking thing. Well, but you're what was the fucking Cincinnati red player that you did it through. The Howard had no idea. I'll get to that. That is funny. I'll close with that. All right. He's trying to explain to Arnie how to be entertaining. No, no, tell this story. I was like,

no, I got this. I've been doing this a lot longer than you. It's made notice that when I was real nervous around like guys like Sam learned him. I went to the sandwich Badger party and it was just people. So I had a nervous thing when I told the joke and a kind of bomb that I would take a sip from a straw like this. Face notice that because you got to stop doing that. It's weird. So cut the Stern show, a packed hard rock in Vegas I tell a joke to bombs spades I look at spades I guess Oh wow

So how are you nothing about that's like it's why I've had a sports reference that a Trump driver might get you know They actually told me to do it because he know anything about sports. We had a chick who used to date Fred Dursd. You remember we had the red hat all the time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Howard says if you've seen him lately, she was a month ago. I'm in a club and I see that red hat coming. I go, you Barry Larkin from the Reds.

That's a good deal. And so nobody, it sounded like this. I said, Barry Larkin, that goes but and John's doing 11 And afterwards we said I said you get that he goes. Yeah, I got it I said Johnny Bench wouldn't work. It might be too hacky. Yeah, yeah Barry Larkin was the fucking leading hitter in the lead Did I give you one of these? We get it five the tonight show I love John I have to say to like Carl sometimes. Yeah. Like good job, Carl. You were very edgy today. Good job.

We had to go as Lord Carl. Oh, yeah. No, lots of people were very offended by the show today. And the jack. Great job. Yeah. Good job. We made it up, man. I think we was. Yeah, you were talking to my assistant that entire time Oh, yeah, it's is Dan the one tweeting for you. It's my life partner No, I tweet with you I tweet of course with the change a number again at hearty's black liver. I don't treat with There's a guy who has a handle art. He's dead baby son. Yeah, yeah, I got I could check out an abortion. I didn't even know what the fuck that man. Are you kidding? They just will fuck well, check out an abortion without telling me in 1995.

She wanted to make me a zoom of beach. And I said I got what part of a fucking empty beard? You know I get. Oh, whoa. That's insane right there. These are guys who are running the show. They're not in charge of getting drinks for drunken guests. Can we back that up? That's an amazing part right there.

Oh my God. This will get back where it needs to be, but this is a highlight right here. Yeah, well, I got, I checked out an abortion. I didn't even know what the fuck that man. Are you kidding? They just will fuck well, check out the bush without telling me in 1995. She wanted to, she meant me a zoom of beach. And I said, I got it.

What part of a fucking empty beer, you not good? Oh, I'll start again. She's, he interrupted the story. And then he goes into like, I don't know. What do you call that laugh? What is that laugh? A drunken mess. I don't know. Could you imagine being the What is that laugh? A drunken mess. I don't know.

Could you imagine being the bartender at the pick-wick pub if that's why he orders a fucking beer? Hey, didn't you notice I only have three sips left to my point? Didn't you notice the line of guys here? Why the beat the shit out of you? You're gonna get challenging. Jesus Christ.

He said that's a Garrett. Garrett is the engineer running the show. I mean, he literally just destroyed all of the energy in that room. What an alcoholic. What a desperate, like the theater. He's just statue to John from the comic center. He's the other movie, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You should be setting it I'm kidding. There we go. And he doesn't pay the bill. He goes to pay the bill. Oh shit. Oh, that's bullshit Well, I don't pay there. No, my friend pays it. What friend? Yeah me All right, so he's been served they brought him a beer they brought him to the beer now I swear to God I'm just saying it when he sits at the comics table that he never pays the bill and I go, that's bullshit. My friend pays it. That's what he just said.

That's kind of what Arty was applying. Yeah. Your friend likes it. Well, I come in late today. I get you coming. What's Brian Count? I'm sure all he does. Cause you were guys don't know to give your shot.

Now, now Arty, what was he just? Oh, yeah. Coming up later in the show is Brian Kellen and Brian Kellen and already run mad TV together. So they have a history, they have shit to talk about. Holy shit. I thought I give you a shot. What are the things that are you right there? He knows he does crush that. Thought I'd give you a shot.

He was talking his story. I don't know, I don't know which one it was. Hey, think John, here's me. Here's me, John. to get a fucking word in you. Start a story right? I'll do John. I was talking about word in for a second. Go ahead. No, no, no, you have it. Oh, my God. It's my, uh, so I don't say any show. This is exactly what it's like. comedy festival Whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whopper whop Go to Amanda Flitches right away. I'm instantly call me now. I said you shouldn't be at the comment chamber. You're gonna die. I beaties John goes right for the fucking jugular the BB King This is the thing that I there are two things I asked to There are two things I guess. So, are you going to throw up there?

No, I'm not going to throw up. You call me and apologize because you know you were a little over the fucking top of the show. See, are you even nose? Wherever you're going right now, John? Don't. He just tried to save him. Yeah.

That was the best advice anybody gave John all day. After the show. Oh, boy. Wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Wait wait Second-Mr. Audiest kid. I wish I had your soundboard over here. I don't oh boy Here we go This fucking yeah You probably get high a living a hobble I'm gonna be clean in my pants with a Denmark kid later Live in a living a town else like live in a hovel. John a John as he pukes a lot to chunky

Already you John cleared out a party when he shit in my place You've been in my place right clear. We're playing poker. We're playing poker. He leaves. I'm like with a fuck to see gone Like and literally we had bro this is called pivoting It doesn't want me to fuck it. I will get back to you Albert Brooks calm down. So This is called pivoting this is called the same thing you tried to do to him talking about shitting out of the airplane When you've shed so bad in his house and everybody laughs. I don't know that I would bring up that story Brooks Love for you be Brooks

brooks you be brooks those boys right he's in there for 20 minutes something happened to the like Chernobyl and literally we had to leave the apartment we got to leave the apartment he's actually that's a great bathroom this shit was like it smells oh he's not gonna remember this happening at all

you can tell. He's got no defense. He can't even remember when this happened. He's just pretending to laugh a lot. It's like a combination of John and John. John's, John has an affinity for a bathroom. You put it in your movie. All right, having railings.

There's one too many. There was a scene where John is on the toilet in a public toilet toilet camera up from the bar and just the sounds of grotesque shitting no one they um those are all my parts by the way where they real wow authentic yes they're authentic maral sh i knew that i've watched the director's Oh Anyway, well, where will you I'm just saying I'm gonna follow me. I am sorry John. You know, I love you You could hear people cancel the subscription. Yeah, well, we've heard heard that before anyway. I'm sorry I love you. I love you and I do I do you know, and I shouldn't do that. I thought fucking Adrian Yeah, yeah, and then and then fucking next day

Fuck you. You're fucking a douchebag. You know Fuck you douchebag. It's it's you started dude. You go at me watering lawn jokes like that You're not like you're gonna fucking you in a hampaco. Well you're a I I'm gonna show no one. Ah, see. What are you? Love to fucking- Dude, let me take you a mind.

What was that? My pal was watching this shit. Where am I getting 800 grand the air from? What? Holy shit. I'm down. So, uh, oh no. All right, so,

Arty was making close to a million dollars a year on compound media and decided to kind of throw that Jon's face a little bit in the Jon response with another big bear hug of already cuz we're boys We're buddies. We're on the same plane. Did you know I'm running for the Senate? Exactly already like by the way, I have a ton of money. Hey, we're buddy Listen when Frank Vincent was hugging peshy in the bar

Like when fucking oh, unless I go in Frank Vincent was hugging peshy in the bar And over here Yeah, right no your whole life No, yeah, you prick here's a problem Yeah, you know I'm not crowbaron and joke you fat fuck problem Here is the problem and this is this is the problem Already will go from loving me and then he'll tweet me and Hey, do you want me to fuck you show the text that you would send me?

Like you know, kill for you. I'm a text of my mother. He would text me. I would text me. I love you. You're my one of my best friends. And then the next text is I, I'm one of the best comic in the world.

Oh, God, John, you can't think that that's a real text, right? You're one of the best comics in the world. Oh, God John. You can't think that that's a real text, right? You're one of the best comics in the world. How is already gonna handle? Refuting this one, do you think? Holy shit principled uncertainty? Arty is moments from death and he's still quicker than John. Yes! Exactly. That's that's who we're showing here. Bravo. Oh, come on now. You want more so? first ones more believable. That means so the fuckin'

Yeah, neither I did that, but you know, John. Neither one of us is the best cow. Who would say that to either one of us? Yes. Precisely. Right. Neither one of them would say that to each other or mean it.

And no one would say that to that, like, yes, that's the whole point of something like that. Like, you said I was the best cow, but cover. Like, John, I mean, obviously I wouldn't think that. Nobody would think that you moron. Do you want me to fucking read that? I was bullshit. I took liberty bullshit.

No, you were saying I'm the better actor than you. I said that. You. Jesus. See, John's getting himself into something now. Did you just see his face start to turn? Oh, yeah. He's angry now because he's like, no, you complimented me.

How are the people who are watching that you said, I'm great. And this is so awkward. John makes everything so awkward, doesn't it? He's a very, I really have enjoyed art. He's like third grade response. He's just spinning. It is chair going, okay. Yeah.

It's like, I'm going to show you the tax. Go for it. I'll show the tax. I don't want to shit. It says, oh, no the ass to go. I'm gonna show you the text go for it. We're not all the tax. I don't Shit. Oh, no, that was you Tall minute call you get up. Oh, you these I don't care. What do you like? I told you that so you'd leave. Oh, it's jumping in the car People I pride and joy

I'm trying to keep Keeping text. I'm trying to set people's keeping text. Oh shit. He's being doubtful to lead anything. Why? Why not? Don't delete your, you delete your career. That's what. That's the perfect. Let's go to that picture. Let's go. Let's go. No one's going to freeze frame that

in Photoshop. You got to lawsuit. Look at that picture. You're retarded. That's not, you don't That's not a pull it up the correct term. What what oh God. So now John's going to watch your already. So if you're not watching the boy, he's really going to win over this audience. Is it? I know.

I know. At compound media. Yeah. Let's tell already that you can't use the word retarded in 2017. That's an idea. If you can't see the video,arded in 2017. That's an idea. If you can't see the video, there's a headshot and it's John's professional headshot up on the screen behind everybody. And so already points out that he looks retarded in which is accurate.

John Mwenda. Oh, it's mentally challenged. Anyway, Anthony, he was totally serious about that. You should say mentally challenged. All right, John, you look mentally challenged. Oh, fine, John. Fine, John, fine, fine, sir. Then he goes back and forth and then what is he doing? Oh, yeah, good. Good. Follow sleep with him. I'm sick. Honestly, you got a swollen cheek. You all right?

Swollen cheek. You got a swollen body. But then anyway, then there's some anyway, here he comes But how many genius how the store fucking heroin do sign fell love here? Oh, the heroin right Yeah, that's not what I do that's what you do Andrew he just did it he goes yeah, but that's what you do this is fucking something else is saying isn't it? Yeah, I know I have a punchline That's why you I do you don't think you look fat heroin It's just saying, isn't it? Yeah, I know

You don't think that's why you have Vaseline because you probably just know he fucking put Vaseline all of that I have a car the same I know why he did it. Diabetes makes your hands dry. It's my first diabetes Anyway, Anthony. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is my job I love this I can't see my hero fucking awesome Compliment anything already is very uncomfortable at this point. Yeah I'm just gonna think he was just gonna walk out for a minute just like I need a fucking break thinking about it because John is in a weird Drunk haze and he's touching him. He's constantly touching him. That would freak me out I don't like that shit. You do not even touch this I know

It's nice. You could you could come and meet me once a while. I do a lot of fucking favors to you Henry You're gonna be the brokerage tomorrow, right? Yes. And anyway, I'll do an hour and a- Oh yeah, go fuck yourself. I do an hour and you know what? Fucking is the reason I get booked back all with a fucking country where I told you. To you? Yeah, because of me.

We're about to get out right took a time right in 1978. Because of me, the only reason you're in this town because of me. Anthony, this is the problem I have. Guys, guys, I started. The problem you have is piling up in front of you This is the problem I have an Anthony points to the beers as they continue to multiply in front of the problem

You have it's piling up in front of you fucking lie to the day. Oh Anthony cooby Look who's fucking pork look who's talking who's talking I can do two hours without drinking. Yeah, but you're the host. I'm the guest. I don't want to drunk guest. Who the fuck wants a completely hammered guest? Anthony is drinking a Coca-Cola and John goes, look who's talking. And I love that. Anthony's like, yeah, I'm gonna go hug him

but I go two hours during the fucking show, maintain. Like, what I find interesting about that is you've been around a show that had guests and you know, you know, I'm gonna go hug my go two hours during the fucking show maintain like What I find interesting about that is you better round a show that had guests Every night correct How many of them sat there and got fucking hammered on beers good point especially when he says well This place is as professional as the tonight show because the tonight show they wouldn't have you tip the engineers Like yeah, but you're not treating it like it's professional either so I don't know you could use that argument uh 22 hours of the day he's a lot of touching ha ha ha ha ha ha already Vaseline. Yeah, we're getting here. Are these Vaseline we are

What is the times a blow my mind got tired of being a bullshit? You're not gonna have slits a little diabetes much today Shut up, you know what a time clock you don't have Where did you punch a time clock? You wouldn't know about it. Wow. Because John has never career. That is a great, saddest look at our, yeah, John, yelling at John right there. He got me a gambit.

Got me again. This guy is the Zing King over here. The Zing King. That's from my buddy Dick Maser said, who called Sean the the audio engineer a Zing King with shots in the jokes. Locka, locka, locka. Yeah, that's a good one. It's a beach boy coming in. I'm in that tissue box. Why? What do you think you better get an issue box? What are you running for?

Why are you really gonna run for Senator? Everybody knows I'm Senator Blutarski. Just telling you you fucking idiot. You know what? I'm a bleed. Yes, you are right on the left. I'm senator blue Tarski just telling you fucking idiot. Yes, you are right on the left I'm a bad way douchebag. I love you. Stop that. I love you to stop it already. Just stop it Do you want me to have to oh god John giving some hard love there? You got to stop doing the heroin. I said stop it and then he's gonna take credit You know, I think you would he stopped doing heroin. Can I told him to stop it? Is he said situating that he was doing coke. No, I think because he, because already he snorted heroin.

Yeah. And he, I remember there was an episode with him in Rich Boss on this show where he's now just started bleeding and Rich is like, dude, oh no. Yeah, so, so John's trying to recreate that magic even though Artie's not even bleeding right now and handing him a tissue and trying to make it about his,

see, this is John in the corner. He's lashing out. Oh yeah, well, you're a heroin addict and your face it looks bad it's like okay my pockets yes I got nothing on me yeah of course you probably hit it somewhere what are you gonna do it's like in the fucking godfather it's a fucking behind the thing in the bathroom I could put the gun behind the toilet you just ruin my fucking shot at the no-wiley pilot me never gonna play best friends in the second grade.

Arty! It has the old fashioned culture. You notice what he's doing the passive aggressive thing, all the helpful things bring up shit that will never get me work again? And it's helped right? Oh yeah, that's helping. Okay, okay, yeah, like him, trash in my comedy, that's going to get me work. Anyway, getting back to my mind. I think it actually did.

Didn't it finally get you the governor's gig? No shit. I'm trashing you and kind of having fun with it Exactly. He didn't that shit. He was fucking- And then James from the- was like, hey, how's uh, John? Is that- is like, yeah sure fucking John's great? Anthony. Listen That's fucking funny. He did not like the reality of that coming at him. Yeah. Anthony. Do we really need to bring that up here? Is this the place for it? After all, Arty's doing heroin again.

And keep in mind at this time, Arty is a star on the show crashing on HBO. He has a job, a John Apertop production. He doesn't need stuttering John, exclaiming that he's on heroin every freaking three seconds on the show. So he points that out, like John, maybe cool it on that, if you don't mind. And John's like, oh yeah,

but you're trying to ruin my career. Like, what are you talking about? It's very different things. As John would say, Oh, Jesus, an apples. If he's bent to, if he's sat at a comics table, how is he not used to this?

Oh, I know that's the thing. He's never picked up on it. He's never understood what ball-busting is. He turns it into immediately if he gets goofed on, he has to be like, yeah, but you have a serious problem, and you should really get help. Like, what? Or comedians, we all have serious problems.

I'm goofing on everybody and I'm drinking Miller lights right now. You're gonna do. Yeah, I mean, it's not even four o'clock yet. Yeah, well, I mean, it is somewhere. I'm so pucker in too much from getting this. Yeah, I mean, it's not even four o'clock yet. Yeah, well, I mean, it's somewhere. I'm some pucker in too much from. Please, the progress that's about. What's the difference between kissing ass and appreciating how somebody is on the program?

He didn't help me get that. Oh, the other guy. It was my badgering that got me. I think this whole thing. I think the whole thing got you the good. Did he put it moving everybody up? No, they heard you were going to come. Oh, there you go.

Oh, there you go. Like that's vicious compared. Oh, God, John did not take that. No, God, I'm fucking our fucking. Oh, God. I know he's so gross. Let me bag this up. Let's watch John respond to a pretty good zinger from Arty.

Just he could not fucking take a joke. This guy even a little bit. Me never going to play best friends in the second day. Arty. It has the old fashioned culture. just he could not fucking take a joke. That even a little bit. Me and I were gonna play best friends in the second grade. Already. It has the old fashioned pull-chay. You notice what he's doing, the passive aggressive thing, all the helpful things bring up shit that will never

get me work again. And it's helped, right? Oh yeah, that's helping. Okay, okay. Yeah, like him, trash on my comedy, that's gonna get me work. Anyway, getting back on the show. I think it actually did. Didn't it finally get you the governor's gig?

No shit. I'm trashing you and kind of having fun with it. Exactly. He didn't get shit. And then James from the, it was like, hey, how's John? Is that, is that, yeah, sure. Fucking John's great. Entity. Let's go.

Okay. Fucking lips of putter in too much. Oh, please. The progress. That's a bit, what was the difference between kissing ass and appreciating how somebody is on on the program he didn't help me get that

all the other guys was my badgering that got me to I think this whole thing I think the whole thing got you the did you want to move everybody up no they heard you're going to come uh... here we brought up the bank yeah like that's vicious compared to

oh yeah uh... oh shit if I want to get Fuck that yeah, is that fucking Biscata? It's Geno. Oh, no Jesus Christy This guy is gonna start a robot size But he's on the window to get a robot or a

10- I can't believe I can even call him a comic. Geno's like you with the jokes That's what the best fucking guy Geno Biscata. Yeah, oh, he's got to go I'll take a Alright, anyway, I got to love you I got to talk as we move people around I will talk to you about NFL football season. All right. This is great. I remember that's when I watched this yesterday So Anthony's trying to go into a live read. I just want to say that my comedy is not as bad. Yep

So Vinnie you've been a guest on people shows you've run your own show. This is where you shut the fuck up. This is everyone understands how this works. I believe I do that on every show, but yours. True. I've had a talk to you about it, but I do it to fuck with you. It's great. I know. So all you have to do as a guest is shut the fuck up and they just did a very nice job transitioning into the live read segment. I would move people around. I already go to the bathroom. We'll do this live read in general. Not what had happened. And the amazing folks at bet DSI.com. And I do that. Well, John finishes another chorus light.

Who is that? His red beer now. And I don't recall finishing my story. Uh, because I don't recall you starting it. I've teasing. What was it that I'm trying to say is so already fluctuates back and forth. So people on Twitter, I'm bipolar for attacking him and not a thing. No, it's not me. It's already who decides to trash me and then not try.

When did this conversation start? This is 10 minutes ago. He's rehashing now. Yeah, it's it's always good to get back to it. We can have any beers at the front of the phone now. Every time I cut some, there's a new one. Trash, we show that I have to be here. Accordingly, that's all. But you are putting the word, Trashing. Can we spot something that isn't something out? That is exactly what Donald Trump said about people. If you trash me, I trash you back. Yeah. And he just stands there screaming about Donald Trump doing it. But it's the exact same logic

that he subscribed still. John's a hypocrite. Never he's going away. Yeah. Yeah. Just just felt like pointing that out. Yeah. Pretty pretty good observation. Continue. I'm going to bust the balls as as I'm making one of my child is is no that was not that was so again Making fun of me he gets to go. Yeah, but this wasn't bossy ball making for my child. You're talking about Steve Grillo. He's not there right now. Hello, right? Yeah, but it was already had the chance to edit that out Do you think already records a show and then thinks what's gotta be I did a show look at the guy I'm going to go get some guy with my mother's going to make some

sausage. I got to leave. But in it out. And out the part where could you actually picture already saying. All right, all right. I don't know if it might be

offensive to somebody. Okay, close up. Dan the enabler. Oh, boy. I'm easily going to be able to get the ball.

I'm going to be able to get the ball. I'm going to be able to get the ball. I'm going to be able to get the ball. I'm going to be able to get out that part. There might be a offensive to somebody. Okay, get close up. Dan, the enabler. Could have easily edited out because he knew it was very sensitive. Dan works for already, which means it's

already respawn. You don't think I love the Garrett sake of the chance to goof on John right now with his extreme closeout that he's doing. And John is by the way, 100% just pissed now. He's not having any fun anymore. He's just pissed off. He thinks that he's been wronged. And for some reason, he's bringing up all the arties out there, which I don't understand.

He's pissed off and already he's he waited for artie to leave to start this story about which is what an alcoholic does. And an idiot. Yeah. No, I think it put a little too much on this on party and that's it. Let me let me give you an analogy. All right. Let me give you a real story. I asked Jay Leno.

Was it true that how he was betrayed? Your new Jay Leno. Oh, here we go. It was a Gino's line. You're stealing from fucking the biggest hack in the world. Yeah. Now he's calling out Gino. Gino shows up there and John's gun to blazing again

He's fighting every single person on this show. I mean the host the producer then engineer the cow host He's just going through every one. Can we all agree that if this studio was a bar He would have been asked to leave That sir you've been over served. Yeah, cuz he's go out and public. Call a cab for you, sir. Now listen, here's the problem. You realize he has a stuttered. Yeah. Oh, my. Oh, yeah, here he goes.

Jim, Wisconsin, we don't career no money. So here's the problem. He's going to call us over having no money and no career. John come on. But what year is his Mercedes? Have you heard of the 1980 Billy Joel album, Glass Houses? He's structured right here. Well, thank you.

Anthony. Yes, sir. Anthony. So Jay Leno had hired, I mean, his fucking person, you know, Helen Kushnik. Yeah. You know, she put out this fake story, you know, about how Johnny Carson was going to retire. Of course. And, and, you know, Jay didn't know about it.

I remember that. And I said, the J, well, you know, well, you didn't do it. It was your manager. You know, what Jay said? No. She was employed by me. I am responsible. That's J.

He would always say, I'm responsible. Yeah. You know what? You're receiving with my responsibility. I understand. You know, he was all he would. He's a nice guy. Why are you trying to be quake already? I'm not saying art is not a nice guy, but don't try to equate Jay Leno

with already lying or not and how they think as far as a show and taking responsibility for shit. I'm out of your fuck mind. Are you following this, Vinnie? I am following it 100%. Yeah. The problem is John isn't. Yeah. No shit. John's going, look at it. It's already spelt. The grill talked about my kids is what he's saying. According to art, he's just as funny as you know, I think already is. Arties. I have to explain now. First of all, it has nothing to do with the honestly hold on. Let's be fair to Jay. We've never seen him on heroin. That's true. That's true. Yeah. Say it. Do it. Him taking responsibility. You want to even have the idea of already with a bunch of cars he can drive around in. Yeah,

right. Collect his car. Yeah. He would collect wrecks. Like it's like Jay collects fucking classic cars. They're just be wrecked cars. Who's that Joe DeVito just joined? He looks exactly like Joe DeVito. This is that Joe DeVito. Yeah, so this is a tough spot for him to get into. I know Joe. So could you imagine if you were booked to be a guest on this show and he goes into the best DSI read and so Keith is going, yeah, get on up there. You're on. And now John has turned this back into a man war with Arty. And this poor guy has to figure out how to navigate this. I love that picture of John has not left the screen the whole time. I know.

It's really is. You know, this is good producing though. You realize this, right? Like a lot of people would think, oh, this is a train wreck. We got to get him out of here. Oh, no. Oh, in fact, we only have 17 or so minutes left of this. Jesus. I know. It's a lot. But it's great because they want him to stay and he leaves. It's so funny.

No, nice to meet you, man. Long joe, but it's nice to meet you. I just call them. What do they call them? John. Oh, a lot of psych. I got to back that up a little bit. Perfect. Correct cars. Oh nice beach. Brian, he's going to be out. Brian's going to be out. He goes Brian nice to meet you. I'm Joe but okay.

You're going to do the cry laughing. Is that what you said? He sucks the Kleedex box and Joe. Get ready for the odds. You're the cry laughing The queen xbox and gel Get ready for the odds lot that is stuttering John comedy Here he comes Mr. Fucking What is he is or Zing is or Zagnas when he got today? Zing is he's got to get his sugar up. I low blood sugar. Well, he's a lot of blood sugar I have a few doctors sugar. There's a lot of these doctors. It was

a post for John. Post for John Zinger reference. Yeah, post my already fucking everyone fucking break. Oh, here we go. Right back. Jesus John. Captain can't take a fucking head. It hasn't worked once. Every time you brought this up, they've all been like, John, what are you doing? And he keeps going back to it. He's not learning.

God jumped about 50 levels. Yeah, right? At least I can at least I can afford it. I don't come. I'm going to say the joke. I'll say the joke. I come to a nice fight with a gun. You want a fucking fine? He didn't move. Then we'll go.

What are you doing? I think you know what? Yeah, what was he doing right there? He's just sort of chugging his beer and making faces afterwards. I think in his brain, he's killing. Well, so he, I think that he thinks everybody is on his side. That's why he's playing it so big. Like I legitimately thinks when he does it, he thinks everybody's like, yeah, he's right.

Well, what's funny is that he goes, I bring a gun to a knife fight. But meanwhile, his only gripe is not that they're busting his balls, but that they're making it personal. Remember, that was the thing when he was just like, yeah, I watched your movie. I mean, I got a goof fight. So what I do. And finally came down to Joe, we so piss about, you talked about, grill a talk to him, I'll make it. That's what it came down to. And meanwhile, he gets personal every fucking time with his response as he doesn't realize He's the problem. He's the guy who's doing what he hates every time I'm just not gonna outweigh and not by not saying anything

Hello for act on a picture. Yeah, we've heard that a billion times already Well some of the people might have jobs in the era. Yeah, and by the way your beer league picture was so funny He was so on the movie beer league was that funny. I like feeling like you know when you join the cares They they named your movie hey and It's got to watch you To say that I am a wrecked you picked that you seen crashing I already eating a piece in the I've seen crashing. I mean, I already eating a piece in the

and the critically claim shell. Yeah, yeah, this is not a good move. I'm John's part trying to goof on Arty's performance and crashing. You're the one person not. I'm actually winning this argument. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a talk about overacting, Arty. It's caught, but John, he, Arty in crashing is literally critically acclaimed Critics have said this is an amazing role for Arty Lang shows funny and everything you're reading a role It's very hard to you know you might be able to get something on yeah Love Billy. What was on these dummy in up Anthony Oreo's gushing for I love beer Lee kind of good I watched the entire a movie of It's kind of good. I watched the entire movie of one two men. I watched one two men. I did watch the whole movie. One two many. Yeah, too many minutes.

It was got you know, it was oh just shut the fuck up pop face. Again, he goes your movie wasn't great. Shut the up pocket and you know it's so interesting that Like if this was off the cuff and they were having fun He might have gone to a different and so right like he thinks that that's something that's really gonna dig an Anthony Correct. He's doing to hurt him. Yeah. Yeah My team My teen acne violence suit needs to make him put on my move domestic violence He goes right for the jugular Yeah, we're not I got some stuff as a there's levels that friends take who you the fucking judge of level Austin level of what you're allowed to do

Well, Santa the Melinda's we need order the chisels a very drug center in John right here Do you see how fired up he is his His whole thing was saying like we can bust balls But you don't want to go too far and so Anthony says you're going too far and he goes what do you mean? You're the John. How do you know? As far as comics and friends bust in balls there is a level I mean everybody knows when it goes a little bit too comedians are talking and one needs to grand the other one's probably more successful you bring it up heroin and I I dare you I'll bring up the gates are open

oh oh he was a man with a zinger in his hand first of all I mean always been the ugly John I dare you you're fucking bring up heroin or I can't talk about you need a 2 grand well no yeah right back no here's

Puerto Rican pony fucking trail here's a story okay the truth never asked Artie for two grand already no I did not that is an untrue sorry I'm sorry you're back That is an untruth I never asked already for two I asked for 50 grand I just asked Anthony for a bunch of grand I just asked Anthony for a bunch of grand Policy fallacy fellacy and the truth just been asking for money Adi you are troll. He's been asking for money on the entire show over openly While getting rejected multiple times and he goes this is this is the line never asked already for $2,000 All right, let's hear it. Let's hear his version of the story. You know, it's just laughing in the car. What's the point? So you can do.

What is your model? By the way, Gito was on who are these podcasts? What Heather W. called in and him responding to Heather W. Saying that John needed money for his child support. And Gito laughing at that was actually very funny. Gido's got a good laugh. I bet. Here is the truth. Here is the truth. Gates are open. Jesus already shut the fuck up. He just threw his finger at. Look, look at him. Look, look,

look, fucking a charge of fame. Biggest, the only way he's using a bad joke. Yeah, okay. There we go. There we go. Audio. Let's look at Gina Levin at already. Let me kiss our everyone's laughing. Everyone's kissing already. He's asked. We got an audience. Everybody's kissing. John Foxx who can stop laughing. Oh, finally, Joe Navino. I was a rule of John Foxx who can stop laughing. Oh, no, you're on the fucking, the fucking boat.

What boat? You're trying to get on one of the boats and gentlemen. Anyway, Anthony, yes, sir. The lights aren't on the clapper on the way. So, I don't even remember where I was. You're gonna want to vote and gentlemen. Anyway Anthony, yes sir. The lights aren't on the clapper on the way. So I don't even remember where I was. Oh, the two grand. Maybe the 14 stores late.

I told them that I needed to grand because I had money in stock. And I was doing a stock. What do you mean you bought a coyote? So my lawyer and Ron, I was telling them that my divorce attorney needs the money now and he goes, oh, John, I'm just give it to you. And I don't worry. I'll never say about the past of aggression. I'll worry. I'll never, ever, man. I have a text. I want to point something out right now. John told Arty Lang, a very wealthy and generous man, that his lawyer needed $2,000 that he didn't have.

Why would you tell that story to Arty Langlouche you wanted him to give you money? From what I, everything I've ever heard about Arty is, he's an incredibly generous guy, incredibly generous, like way too generous. He gave Scott the engineer like 70 grand, not as alone, but when his wife died, yeah, hit cancer. He's like, you know, I need help with cancer treatments and stuff. So he, he, he tipped him for all the years of service. Right, you tipped the engineer exactly. So this is so fun because John goes, I never asked him for money.

And now this is John telling the story going, I was just telling him how I needed $2,000. That's the same thing you buy. All right. All right. Well, what happened? Let's say, because I think he goes, and I already an already promised you how many times do you think you said listen Audi listen before you got to it. Oh, yeah, oh You think you have a tough with all your heroin

You can pay me. I'll never ever mention it ever again. You know you like that that five star family. I have a text Arleis keep on his text about it. Would you been pay me on top of you? Didn't pay in your text you think you never have no, no, no, I don't. God, John. Okay. Okay. Get the hint. You're just running at the hint. He wanted to hand out. He never had no name.

I got any jokes from the grass. He know. Hey, he just asked me to put back Anthony. Yeah. You only feel you'd be in this. I have to go back to the right here. I can. All right. I pay you back Anthony yeah, the only Fillion being is a half a Back a student right here. I can all right. I pay you back. Yeah, I pay the Jews weeks after he was opposed You gave me a date you said I'll pay it back already is becoming an inconscionable Ballbuster

What am I a smuck up a smuck up? Oh, yes Why don't put in the the the joker the stuttering on the joke you're up I don't put in the the the stuttering on the joke. You're crazy. You do when already gives a Hispanic to grant you get a couple of bags of China right after. Oh, personal Joe, putery can sometimes sometimes you hear putery can so we don't you're a Larry's in that you say that you don't like when people say certain things You make rules of what if people can and can't talk about you just say you just made rules I didn't just said you just said you just said

New rule off the level. I said there were a rule. I didn't say it's a rule I said it's something everyone knows when you make it when you make up Escalation when you make up when you make up rules write them down because it's a test time before you get to two. It's escalation. You go from one to 10 and it's like and and and we're just nice enough to not say don't mention that. Fuck you, your prick. Like, you just go right to fucking, you know, you was just, what is this is a, the scars of my guarantee? You told me, it's you laugh.

Everyone you told me about, you had, he just heard nothing. He just realized the bottle is empty. And he's waving across through, off one more please. Let's keep him coming over here. I'm the guests God damn it. There's a job that I have you told me is a guarantee that you have never said it was a guarantee and

No, yeah, by the way get a steak man Cool your barber Smith or my license something healthy hanging out of my Barber's fucking At least there's something healthy coming out of mine. There's nothing healthy coming out of your mouth Nothing healthy. It's funny coming out of you Man, I made a joke. Look in soup and cut through this tin can you can remove one of Garnes knows it's something in auction. Hey guard. Just give me close up. We just, not even, I didn't even be able to see any close up, but it's alright. You can't hear, you can't hear your order over me, I'm laughing at me.

In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife, but it can't cut Jon's nose hair. Gintu, the Gintzu. This knife can cut a, a micro-o-cam. Not Jon's nose hair after a bunch of hummus. He, this is, I said Anthony, this is what happened. But it's, wait, just shut the fuck up for a second. Oh god damn He just pointed at the host of the show it's on the shut the fuck up. We still we got to the BD or BDI or what is it? I gotta call I gotta call Joe and find out what the fuck happened. Well, he was sitting there

I gotta hear what he thinks for the shit. This is this is so far a Deit what is it? Yes, I whatever the yeah live reading was trying to do we see us again to that now He's being told to shut the fuck off Well, I started doing the Anthony show the nine times that I have done it. Yes, we're a mutual I'm the nine nine The noign Noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign noign You look, that was let's be funnier than John. Yeah, okay. Here we go, it's been a long time. John, how dare you even say anything about my jokes? You've gone to like my father being quadriplegic. Me on heroin.

The gates are open, dude. So I'm making fun of what? You're stuttering? If you'd never study, you'd be pumping gas and mass of people. I'm not doing that. I'm doing it. You have to stutter as a whole show.

You realize that, right? Gina, please. Just point down out. Oh, I'm in time. I like that Gina is a stutter as a whole show. You realize that right? Gina, please. Just point that out. Yeah, I'm in time. I like that. Gina is a stuttery Jack conspiracy theorist. She doesn't think he actually has a stutter for that for a few people actually.

He. That's OK. Let's just go with Artie's premise. OK. Now, there is no way in the world Artie could have written for Jay Leno. Because I can't know. There's no way what will happen.

I mean, oh no. Is John trying to say he's a better comedy writer than Artie Lang? Is this what he's Implying with this? We could already face. He's like, can we just like move out from this asshole? I just try to fun up my show. This guy's I honest to God. You know how I said earlier, this is good podcast. There's almost there. By this is like at this one, it's like just go away, John. It's unbelievable. Wow. He already could never have written for Jay Liner. Right, because those jokes are terrible. Go back to any of these these shows, these tonight shows, the cornea,

smuck of jokes. I joked away. I write jokes. Possibly. Pantial. Possibly. Can you imagine Jay Liner like reading the jokes he got? He's like, I don't know what he's saying. I don't know what he's saying. I don't know what he's saying. I don't know what he's saying. I don't know what he's saying. I don't know what he's saying. I don't know what he's saying. I don't know what he's saying. I don't know what he's saying.

I don't know what he's saying. I don't know what he's saying. I don't know what he's saying. I don't know what he's saying. I'll tell you what already here's my challenge. You'll cut your own home. No, no, no. It's my challenge. And what is it? All right, we're all witnessing it here today.

I give you the roast battle. You and I don't die. Seriously, you're talking about roasting a pepper. And we will do it. Where we want, where we both craft our own jokes. Craft. He's telling you to a roast battle. when we both craft our own jokes. Craft? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I already heard craft Well both fucking do aren't you but I craft service? We got to be in a movie for

It's a world do it's like everything he says it's crazy We got his first I look how Joe just realized he's like it's everything he says. This is all unbelievable. Jordan Beatles blown away by this. He's never seen such a performance at a show before of someone just imploding in the way that Senator John is right now. And Joe was trying to roll the punches, get some jokes in there.

And I was just like, what is going on right now? This guy is losing it. Why? What is he thinking? He's going to come out here and challenge Arnie to a roast battle? It's such a dumb idea. Crafter own jokes. Crafter?

This is my shoe, are you all back? Crafter? Arnie heard Crafter. Not Craf service. Well, both fucking do Arnie. Maybe when I craft service. We've got to be in a movie for. I know about craft symbols.

It's a world do. It's like everything he says is crazy. I just won't show it. He'll be on his first job. Oh shit. Anthony, so what happened? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That we will do a roast battle.

Marty has to write his own jokes. He can't have fucking Frank Sebastian. I don't do it. He's got to write his own jokes. I write mine. We'll see. I don't do it. He's got to write his own jokes. I write mine. We'll see who wins. Sean Ali, that was a very passive aggressive accusing our idea of having people writing for him.

As somebody who is employed as a joke writer, that's a weird shade to pull. Is all I'm saying. I went. We'll be on his first show. Oh, shit. Anthony, so what happened? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that we will do a roast battle. Marty has to write his own jokes. He can't have fucking Frank Sebastian.

I don't do it. He's got to write his own jokes. I write mine. We'll see who wins. Sean, Alexander Hamilton wrote your joke. Fucking ancient. I'm like, toward me, you did four seconds. We had the power to do an hour each. What's the check? Tickles.

That's what I was doing. It's a take it away. Got root on five and has an after I started at the six months. This, by the way, is what burns John the most. When he's told that he wasn't at the same level as already in Nick DePolo and they took the same amount of money. He has bad old people even when they don't bring it up. They could just say like I heard Johnson Cheapskate. I gave Nick DePolo $2,500 like well I didn't forget my name. That was he did he brought up Nick DePolo that thing which was remember?

Very strange. Very strange. And then he explained that that they've probably made less money when John wasn't the one running the show whatever as a this really passes out job. He still remembers when I started John can't play an instrument and he had to bend a rock and roll deal. This is another fucking line. He's never been on the radio. He's the biggest radio show of all time. He's not a comedian.

He's not a true. Let's just stop here. Okay. I'm going to see you next week. Joe's like I want to plug my dates. It's connected. He's got to be fine. I know I got through my bet. The SI read though, John. We got to take a break. Anyway, how the sponsors are. Oh, so you so I don't have a rebuttal time? Well, after this, rebut get all your thoughts together.

Have another beer and I'll talk about bet DSI. And it fell football season full swing right now. College football, I speak the NHL, the NBA, every night. There's a game on it. So that's the best time here. He's fighting it able to get his battery here. And bet DSI, I love that John thinks he should be given time for a rebuttal. He didn't just he interrupt the last time he tried to do the ad-read rebutt for 25 minutes. Yes. And this is great because now John has

forgotten what he's arguing back about. I think when he just said that it was going to be about the time he went on the road with Arty and Nick Palo because as you just heard, John and him wanted material, Arty and Nick were doing long sets, right? They were the reason why people were coming to the show. Right. The fact that it was tied to Stuttering John, I'm sure had a question to how it's turned would probably got some more from

honestly. It doesn't hurt to put a guy like that on a show for fun. And it's but listen, it's about Ron Jeremy was going to host that show with St Johnson. It does. He's the gap. If you're putting a show out there, if you get as many people with a little bit of name as possible, yes, it doesn't hurt ticket sales. For I don't understand why you think you would be entitled to a third of the door or whatever the fuck you think he's getting. I was honestly, I don't think that even Arnie's really all that good worried about it. I think he just knows it when he busts his balls about it. Jack, it's a very butter.

Because John thinks he's now a headliner. As you know, he's a headliner. So he doesn't like to talk about the time, so he was opening up shows for those guys. And if you want to try it out for free, enter that promo code, Kumia 25. I think we're almost through the, just for registering. BetDSI.com promo code Kumia25. Thank you, Betia 25. Get free. We're almost through the just for registering bet DSI dot com promo code, Kumia 25. Thank you, bet DSI. A few more minutes. You deep to back. It's your John. That wasn't that bad. Here we go.

And then you get to rebut. Oh, wait, Keith is a Keith has something for us. So Brian's here as well. So what we're thinking is we're going to move, uh, Gino, we're going to move Gino out. I should go. Ah, well, that's the first time he's gotten bumped. Oh. We're gonna move, uh, already and John to the couch together. Oh, no. Oh, man.

I'll just leave. I'll stop. I'm gonna have to leave. And we're gonna bring Brian in. Because I'm gonna leave. Let me just finish with the whole finish. All right. John's like, that's fine.

You guys got a lot of people here. I'm not done making a spectacle of myself. I haven't a pair of face up completely yet. Let me just do that. All right, you ready for this? We're the home stretch now, Vette. Go ahead. You were talking about the fucking no, the roast bow. All right. No, no, there was something else. You were rebutting. Yeah, something that already said. I got what it was

but now say I said it's a rose battle. No, there was something else We were talking I think it was the rose battle that you were initially talking I got right my own jokes Hey Mike, what was it? I've never done that before something I was talking about I can't remember now The crowd the crowd loves this part. Yeah, I was going to throw a button your cousin can go step over here and let us know All right, you're a kid from Denmark away from not being in show business Just step over here and let us know. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, Denmark. It really does. That is like I can't believe he's like actually part of your family. Well, he's a nice kid. Why?'m gonna this is what I say. I started out Yeah, as a host with already small 5000 about radio station this biography No, and then I and I worked my way up to a feature and now I'm fucking headliner

So I mean you bring enough jokes and shit from fucking you brought it up You always trash my comedy. Oh my god. I do not the only time I've ever seen already take it to another level is after you've gone so far into like the really insulting territory. John, I never said anything. That's all, John. You talk about it. Oh, look, he's, uh, John, John's got his feelings real hurt now and now he feels really bad about this appearance. Oh, he's, if only he had put just one of those beers down. This might have had to do it a little differently. Yeah, that would have helped, but also just pick up on the fact that they wanted to just have you on the show to like talk about topics and role and riff and John were in there with an agenda. He was going to go in there and let Anthony know where the piece of shit he was. I'm going

to keep that one and dick. He is. He wanted to shove Garrett out of the bus. It's so, so stupid the way he came out. All right, let's find out why John has to go. He's at the all right, whatever phase. You know, you're not going to be able to do that on the floor They're in fucking DC. What are you doing? They can't just go all right whatever The six I don't I don't agree with you I mean I think that if you gonna start fucking beating somebody up then Then their jokes it's bus there's bus I'm my kid it's not

Joe I made funny a kid come on You know what he's very upset that you even think that come on. You know grill I wouldn't do that. He would not do that. I would let him do it. I listen to it already. Yeah, but that doesn't mean he never said anything about your kid that was nasty at all. Yes. And then you stopped the father like John. He did that. It's not obvious. Actually, he's very upset about you. But that was saying that. Did you hear that with? No, what do you say? With a father like John and then enough abuse for this

Stop them and then you even told me when you called me no, he's like free like Fredo Fredo no grillo was stupid when you call me you said that and you also said I should have added out you apologize for it Yeah, I should have Right he was trying to be polite. Yeah, you're right John. I should have that out. I'm sorry You know just just a thing to like keep the fucking relationship going John holds every garage waiting log Yeah, but because you're with you So you put it to bed it's over, but if you're talking about levels. Yeah, yeah fact that we're talking about this at all That's way above anything I've said about such a victim

way above anything I've said about already. Such a victim. Poor you. Imagine the smell that is watching. Look at that. Look at that. Look at how far away it's possible to be those only back

in his seat. A far away from John is possible. Yeah. Like notice John is there. And he has a microphone, but he is sitting this far back away from that mic.

Is he? I can see what it smells like. If I zoom in on this right now and hands and hands, I see stick lines. So this is insane because John is not joking. No good. Lid writes.

But what this victimhood though, of settling John where he goes, he's brought this up every time when they've gone John we're busting balls. What are you talking about? You bust our balls, you bust your balls. Oh my kid But again, we know what did it John we get it we moved on now right we're good. Let's move on. He's still fucking yelling my kid You don't what are you gonna hold it like the JDL? I owe man. It's it's okay when it's this is now

I'm saying it's the first of all I don't see see it as being already spulled. I'm gonna get all their money back He's gonna go get the audience their money back because I'm John's appearance He's giving people their money back Look at Johnny so different. It's just fucking terrible. It's like they signed up for a medical exam. I get already sewing money at them. Johnny's saying they're so defeated

because Arnie's getting a ton of laughs as usual. He just paid the audience back their money because John, you were so bad at this show. I'm giving these people to my, I can't think of a bigger insult. That's like the club manager. Like I'm finished with my set walking on stage. Hey, everyone, please pick up your refund at the door.

Except for it's worse than that, Vinnie. This is a free taping. Oh, I didn't pay anybody. I'm money back in a free show. That's right. Anthony has been great. John, I'm going to talk to been great. Oh, John are you really leaving? Yeah, I want to go watch the game What game see in Pittsburgh? What why do you like that game? You got a brown and fantasy. Oh, okay Yeah, fantasy and show business incredibly funny here because we care all right, so I want to point something out

Well, it's gonna be funny over there. I'm just to go. John has to have an excuse. He knows he's too drunk. I know when I'm on it. I know what I'm not on it. He knows this is not going to go well for maybe six around. So he says, I got to go. I got to watch the game. Arty, who's all over sports. What game? We're talking about. Oh, I need to see Sinsi Pittsburgh. So at the time of day, this would be taking place is 510 in the evening. This game will start three hours from now. And the reason why he has to go leave

and watch is because he has a guy fantasy league to watch it. That's like a child would say that. Yeah. We're gonna watch Antonio Brown. You know, I'm down down 27 points in my fantasy league. Okay, John. You're on the fucking anything cool, be a show. I think you're excited to be there. Be a show. I think you're excited to be there you moron I'm doing well. We'll be fucking do it one time All right, and we We have a go on the count. We have a two-minute clip of Brian and Arty Okay, let's play that and then we'll come back after everybody's

Game exactly. Let's see what it is All right. So then I switched it over to a mad TV clip that is not all that funny. Switch on back to shot one. I was going to without your directing. Damn it. I'm the best director ever. Damn it.

I was going to do it. I was going to finally do it. So I've been sitting in the pilot seat here today. Yeah, man. You did a good job. Well, I tried. It's my first time using the software. And, you know, I got. I mean, you got to sign the software and you know, I got I mean, you got

a sign line late, you know, you got a slate to the and you had to generate a second link. I know we all forgive you wrong. Nobody's mad at you. I don't know. I feel like everyone's mad at me now. Well, this has been a lot of fun. Thanks for doing this. I know I did this last second with you. I threw this out there. We would do this. This was a lot of fun. Thank you for having me for it. Yeah, this is what I wanted to talk about for a while. I'm really glad to allow you to use the studio to be nice and a rock show. Kaguya!