Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep343 - The Deep Dive (Revisited)

Episode Date: September 15, 2022

What is it about June Diane Scheer that makes her so hateable? Is it her lack of talent? Her lack of self-awareness? Her inability to be interesting? Her inflated ego? The answer is yes. Tab Birt from Here's What I Don't Get joins the show to set a new record for Coors consumption. And the record wasn't an easy one to break. Lots of Stuttering John once again proving he has no business "interviewing" guests. Also, a round of Who Said It with Vic and Hannah. Who will win? I'm not sure, we never did declare a winner. Okay, now I really have to go to band practice. http://hereswhatidontget.com/podcast Come see us in Detroit: http://watplive.com Come see us in NYC: http://watpnyc.com Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Double your deposit with promo code WATP: https://www.mybookie.ag/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I believe we are going to have a tag team of review girls later on in the show today. Sweet. But first, we'll be reviewing a show called The Deep Dive. We're revisiting the Deep Dive. We both listen separately. We have not discussed it with you beforehand. This is the show hosted by Jessica St. Clair

and more importantly, we are going to be a show called The Deep Dive. We're revisiting The Deep Dive. We both listened separately. We have not discussed it with you on beforehand. This is the show hosted by Jessica St. Clair and more importantly, June Diane Rayfield. And she's been subject on this show a few times because she is comedy repellent. This one, I mean, wow. She sucks.

And she's the worst. I listen to the most recent episode. Tab, it was just the two of them. And listen to how this show starts off. You know, it's so hard because I actually have so much to say to you and I'm in such a fog. I know me too. I'm in such a fog. I'd, you know, it's Emmy's weekend. Right, and I did go out last night. Wow, what a way to start a show. Hey, I got a show to save, but I'm in a fog. It's Emmy's weekend.

I went out last night. You know what? Sometimes I go out there before a show, you know, I do. I start drinking again. Yeah. You get up, you start drinking again, you do a show. You know, bitch, if I, it's up there for you, many women, I guess.

Yeah, grow up here. Grow up here. Open up here, let's go. That intro is worthy of the Jack Depp review show. Intro. Intro. Intro. Intro.

Intro. Intro. Hey, Tab, thanks for joining me. I, you know, I've, I've, things I wanted to discuss on the show today, but I don't even know if I'm gonna get to, I'm just like not feeling it. Yeah, I'm super tired. I got my period. I got a period and yeah, it's the work this morning at 8 a.m.

and I went to class, class, and just like the kids and just, you know, just life in general. These women, by the way, the thing I like about these women is that they're very successful multi-millionaires who bitch about everything. Oh. And they seem like the worst people. I could never be these people's front.

I mean, not that they'd want me. But you can't be their friend. So if you go to my, if you go to my shit, I gotta look at these notes a little bit better. June Sheer, I refuse to call her June Diane Raphael Rayfield, whatever. Paul Sheer's wife, June, yeah. Yeah, she wrote his fame to be here, which is, I find it very annoying, but she like created this whole, this thing, Jane.com, which is a community of people that like women

helping women. That's my clip 22. Yeah. I also refer to it as the blind leading the blind. It's another way of putting that. The blind leading the blind. You created a community of people that are helping each other. And so you did that. You did that.

Thank you so much. I did. Yeah. You did that. You did that of Thank you so much. I did. Yeah. You did do that a bit. This community is for women helping each other, right? And you'd think that as the leader, like June might pitch in and maybe she's going to help lift up others. You know, she's gotten this really good success.

She's on Netflix show. She's got these podcasts. I mean, she's all over the place. She should be like lifting people up. My clip 19, what June is doing with this community? I find most women have to help each other and get on the call and say, again, not me, so please nobody. Ask me, I don't have the time.

But for most other women, like they're so willing to support each other and say, hey, say, hey, can I ask you a few questions about podcasting? Can I ask you a few? Again, no, please nobody ask me anything. But this is for other women are so generous with their time, not me, but others. And I've so appreciated it. So you join this community to help June feel more important.

Yes. Yes. Yes. That's what I just came into. That's what I wanted to say. Yeah. Listen, I want to be fair. I think that that was kind of talking cheek, right? She was kind of joking about how she doesn't want to help people.

Wasn't it, it's hard to tell because she has no delivery. She is, she, so her, her co-host Jessica St. Clair launched them their merchandise. Oh my god, she's so proud of their fucking merchandise. Over the moon with this merchandise. Oh my god, shit with the merchandise. And June gives her a compliment, my clip 16. Okay. I just want to tell you I'm so proud of you, Jess.

I'm so proud of the work you did here. I really am. I really am'm so proud of you, Jess. I'm so proud of the work you did here. A really am. A really am. What a kind of something bitch. Yeah, it's like, oh, thanks for launching this merchandise producer, Chris. Thanks for coming in here and doing this show with your little board over there.

Thanks so much. I don't know how to feel. Can I tell you a little bit about this merchandise? And listen, I don't make a commission off of this, even though I'm going to be selling it pretty hard myself today. This is some fun merchandise. They're describing a water bottle that you could purchase on there. By the way, they're both blown away by this water bottle. They can't shut up about it. And the white one is so cute. Am I depressed or dehydrated? It's going to get a little

laugh. That's also a nice little small talk. It says, Am I depressed or dehydrate is gonna get a little laugh? That's also a nice little small talk. It says, Am I depressed or dehydrated? That's gonna get a little laugh. It started up with a small talk with your gal pals. Women cannot stop selling each other shit to the point where they call it a party. Let's get together and we'll sell each other shit. What is it? A Tupperware party. That's not a party. I've been to parties.

There's no Tupperware. There's no Tupperware involved in our. It's at the end of the night. They're like, here, take these leftovers, please. I can't eat all of them. Speaking of merchandise, I tried not to pull clips of Jessica St. Clair, but this one was just too, too good. My clip 10, she's talking about the merchandise and she cannot be more excited about. She doesn't even know which one. Okay. I want to see that merch live its best life out and about and people, please don't the mug.

Yes, the pin. The pin is so cute. Okay. The pin. Yes, the sweatshirt. Okay. But let's not forget about the water bottles. Yeah.

I mean, you really have to buy everything. You'd be crazy not to buy everything. I want the whole bottles. Yeah. I mean, you really have to buy everything. You'd be crazy not to buy everything. I want the whole set. Yeah. And also, it's all sold out. They like, they start the whole conversation when we're like, we launch a merge. It sold out in five hours.

It's completely unavailable. There's going to be some more this fall. And then she's talking about that that merge. She cannot get her thoughts together. It's like she's like going from first to second to fifth to first to second third fifth, first to third. Water bottle, no, sweat pin, no, I don't know, I don't know which one, like she's on $20,000 pyramid.

This is, it's a water bottle, a coffee mug, their t-shirts is in merch, it is merch, it is merch, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it We should get Croj and Deep Dive pin, don't you think? We should, yeah, that's good. You're right. He's right about. He looks pins. Here's more of pushing the merchandise. And by the way, this episode that we're playing right now is the previous one from the most recent one

where they have on this guest, Chelsea Devantes. And so this is an interview show, but before the interview starts, we have to spend 12 minutes promoting the merchandise, which is just these two women, and then they do the interview. And also like a gray sweatshirt coming, like a hat, like there's a tote bag is kind of like so many things are coming. So yes, get it now because I don't honestly, it sells out immediately.

So when I post, it's back up, like go now and get it. Let's not wait. I know. We also have a toothpaste and super formula. I'll help you lose weight, make you look better. Fuck more girls. See I was I was thinking more along the lines of like I'm it's constantly coming on merchandise is coming. It's in the stores.

It's coming. You're on the way to work. It's coming. These are the female Alex Jones of the world. And the things that they take credit for. So what I like about this show, as I was saying earlier, is these are millionaires who are out of touch, but they don't realize it.

So they're guards down, they're not pretending to be something that they're not. They're just doing a podcast together. And we get to see a glimpse of who these people actually are. And this is how superficial this Jessica St. Clair woman is. That's a big thing with Lenin and I is like, we'll walk away from something and interaction and she'll be like, wow, God, I'm really shocked that you like that person. I'm like, I'll never speak to that person again.

I'll decide. The less I like you, oh, I'll never speak to that person again. I just want to sign like the less I like you than nice there I am. So it's just a superficial cunt and it's great because I used to assume that Hollywood celebrities were like that. Now they're just telling you openly. That's what they're like. The broadcast and millions of people that they are vapid self-absorbed cunts. Did you say they have millions of listeners, Deb?

They have a huge audience. They're all over earwolf. Yeah, it's, it's ridiculous. Well, yeah, it's fucking garbage. Is there a good show on earwolf at this point? If there are 10 people listening to this show, it's too many. Like, they're selling this merch.

The merch is selling out. Can you imagine, like, Carl, you're married, but I'm single. If I were to like go out on a date with a girl and she had a tote bag that said the deep dive, I'd just be like, yeah, this isn't gonna work out. I'll see you later. I can't, I can't even talk to you.

All right, so this is more about how judgmental these people are. Something that she shared with me is that during chemo, I was on so many drugs that I guess I was very rude about what she was wearing. See, that's what there's been me and her. I'll just be rude when I'm not on drugs. That's like truth serum for her. She turns into an asshole.

And then this is something to have but you never heard of. The one thing I was gonna say, one thing I love about women is that we can have discussions about other people who are at close range physically without moving our mouths. So like, yeah, you go, that's an interesting. Yeah, yeah.

Like, I love that. I know. And I don't think men know that these conversations are happening. We don't care. That's what's going on. We're so stealth when we're talking shit. Yeah, we don't care what you're talking about. It doesn't matter.

Couldn't give a single fuck. Yeah, I can explain to you my teeth all night and I wouldn't give a fuck if you were talking about it. Talking about how superficial these ladies are, this podcast is supposed to be like by women for women, it's about like entrepreneurship. Empowerment, yeah. Empowerment, right?

And so the episode we listened to, episode 69, they bring on Rachel, not Rachel, Servantes, Jessica Servantes. No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's episode number, was it? 69. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Hollywood. And she comes on and my clip 24, this is, so the interview is just June and the guest and not Jessica saying, right, right. She was born earlier. Right. Yeah. So clip 24 is the very, they like, they do their little pre conversation and they cut to this

interview. And this is the way this interview starts. Just thinking about you this morning, I was on my walk and what I wanted to talk to you about. And then you got on screen. And then you got on screen with that pop of color in your lips and that bold red lip. And when I think of you Chelsea, I think of a bold red lip. What a compliment. Yeah, it's good. And then the whole thing devolves. Yeah, they talk about makeup for like 10 minutes straight after that. What a compliment. Yeah, it's and then the whole thing devolves. Yeah, they talk about makeup

for like 10 minutes straight after that. So yeah, they talk about their looks for way too fucking long. June, this is in my mind, it's supposed to be an interview, right? You bring your show, you bring it to conversation with me. That's right. Sure. Shows like this. You're bringing on a guest who's somewhat famous. In my mind, you're supposed to be having this conversation like, well, tell me some about some of the projects you were going on. Where are some of the challenges of being like a woman

in business? What do you do to help you feeling powered? Nope. June tells this story about her what she had to wear to an event yesterday on my clip, 27. What else do you want your bold red lip? Because I actually yesterday had something to do where I wore a bright red dress.

Yeah. And I thought to myself, I knew the event was coming up and it was gonna be photographed. And I'm like, can I emotionally? Mm. Always. Emotionally put that red lip on to the camera.

Yes, but I couldn't. Yes, I couldn't. Oh my God, that's clip. Oh my God. Destroyed it was real. And I'm trying to picture. I'm trying to put myself in the position of an audience member. I'm a woman.

My husband doesn't love me. He has a terrible podcast. He records in his basement with his friends. He keeps me in the cage and kicks it. I'm listening to this. Could be any of you. Yeah. Can you even talk about it?

Sure. It's very, very general. I think that describes 50% of what you're doing. Yeah, right. So I'm listening to this and I'm trying to feel empowered. And and I'm just hearing about like how you're afraid to wear like a red dress and red lipstick. Also, I want wanna point something out

and I've been made more aware of this because I did get to visit with some celebrity friends and I was in LA. This woman is walking into a closet bigger than my bedroom and looking around at 80 pairs of shoes and going, I just can't today. I just can't. Put the fuck.

She just collapses. My life is so hard. I can't wear red lipstick. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, oh, I have an example. So they talk about pickleball a lot on this show. I'll talk more about that. But the way that they start out the most recent episode,

June with the pickleball talk, but then listen to what her struggles are with her day. I mean, you saw me yesterday. I, you know, we were playing at people over for pickleball at 9 a.m. and then at around 10 30, I had to start hair and makeup to go to a luncheon. Hair and makeup, we go to a one chin. I honestly, can't you just do your own hair and makeup for a one chin? Nope. I guess not. Can you imagine that?

Right. I, Carl, we're man. Nope. I guess not. Can you imagine that? Right, I, Carl, we're men. Yeah. We're not, we're not the target demo. You know, you want to get ready for an event. I know, you know, you like put on a t-shirt in shorts because you have no class me. I just put on like a shirt with a collar and tie.

It's true. Uh, and, but really like the whole prep process is like a shower. Maybe you shave, you put on your clothes and then you've done. And then this whole big production. And can you imagine if your wife like had a lady that came over and just helped with 50% of that as opposed to like, we've all been there with a girl friend there in the mirror.

You're ready to go. She said she was ready to go half an hour ago. And she's like, fucking doing all kinds of things. She's got gadgets you've never seen before. Yeah. And this woman is so put out because someone has to come over and help her do her hair and makeup like she had to stop putting pick up all tab. But order to get hair and makeup done for her lunch.

Speaking of pickle ball, I thought this was hilarious because June, they like, I guess they talk about all the time on their show from what I can gather. So June lectures Jessica because she like briefly mentions that the what's going on in your life. Well, this thing happened. I almost didn't make it to pickleball. And then my clip three, okay, this is my clip that I'll play yours. And I even want to go to pickleball.

I was like, Oh, God, like I'd sent the text. So that's the setup. What accent is that? I need to go to pickleball. What was that? And I didn't even want to go to pickleball. I was, I pick up ball. Okay. All right. So that's where she says pickleball. This is what June says. And I didn't even want to go to pickleball. I was like, oh God, I'd sent the text. Like just everyone knows my tooth is so important. And by the way, we did make a promise and I did on Instagram to not talk about pickle ball on this podcast.

And then you liked that comment, which I found confounding. Isn't it, they have like a weird awareness of how annoying they are, but don't do anything about it. The fact that she says that, she's like, by the way, we said, we'd stop doing this. Remember? Isn't that cute?

I know. Oh, we're so funny. We're so quirky. We're always annoying this shit. I've wrote it. What's this to us? Ah, ah, ah. Well, you didn't have to. No, the tone of her voice is like the way you talk to your kids when they embarrass you in front of friends. Like, I put it on Instagram and you liked it. That was that we had a pact. We had a pact.

You look to me. I'm a man. Yeah, you told me no more pic of all the table. And here we are. God. Look at us now. I cannot believe like these, these two women are friends. Are they?

I. They're, they're leaching off of one another. Yeah. I do not believe like these two women are friends. Are they? They're leaching off of one another. I think that, I think that June keeps Jessica around because she's like a great height man. My clip 15, they were talking about merch. June starts talking about like, I have this idea, this one I'm gonna wear next. And Jessica is just like, oh yeah girl, oh yeah. What I'm gonna do next with that sweatshirt

is actually wear a pair of white jeans, and a pair of loafers and the white sweatshirt. Also loved your look that you had in that dressing room which was the white sweatshirt and like a ripped kind of like light blue faded skinny. Like that was hot. I am hot. Look, thank you. Thank you. I am very, very hot. I'm 42 years old. I'm I'm an L.A. for I'm a rock. I'm a St. Louis 9. Yes, thank you so much. I am very hot. Oh, God, you probably have this clip, because I didn't grab it because I figured you would. But right before that, they're talking about like wearing white jeans.

You're like, I, I, you could pull that off. I, I don't know how I could do it. You wear white jeans. Oh, my God. And so it's insane. By the way, I want to point out what Tam's doing right now. It's he's collecting beer cans. He's up to five so they get

front of him. I see what you're up to. He's gonna shit on my goat's, threaten people's business right on the show. You're right. I do have that clip. It's clip 14. My pants are unpossible, Carl. Yeah, and I never understood it. be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going very OP thing to do. I, yeah, I was listening to that and I'm trying to figure out what, what that meant. I have to think, I try and give people the benefit of the doubt.

Like, as much as I'm an asshole, I try and... That's gonna say, I've never seen you give anyone the benefit of the doubt. I try and give people the benefit of the doubt. And listening to this, I'm trying to, I try to think, like, who is this for? And I cannot possibly imagine a person that could listen to this and be like,

oh my, yeah, you're so right, white pants are not possible, but you are so fierce and fire and oh my God, I just love it, I love it so much. And I'm just like, who would want to be around that person? Obviously not you, because you're sick, go on, that's probably you. You know, I should probably start giving more benefits in the down. Yeah, right.

You spend just not your head bar with women, like I can't wear white pants again. I know. That's pretty crazy. You know what? They keep spending that and I keep going, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

That's probably the problem. The problem with white pants, they turn to the Japanese flag. I'm just not into the Japan that. I'm not a weak man. Oh, that's gross. The Bengals helmet. So at one point, they start, this is a big package. So that's my way of telling Carl not to interrupt me with this bullshit. Okay. So at one point, they started talking about what I want to tell you. All right, I'll play a log. I'll play a log. They start talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

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What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? and then and then I'll write my whole own new list of the unpossible goals and that's my clip 17. Yeah, the unpost this they get really deep into this. This is some self-help shit right here. I would love for our deep divers to write down one unimaginable goal. I got one.

You two succeeding in podcasting. Yeah, make a joke. Yeah, a funny set for one of these two women. Did I, by the way, I'm sorry, don't you have a whole thing going on here? You have to see how Jessica say Claire self identifies in the description of the show. She's an actress writer and comedian. She puts the word comedian in there. That's that. All right, sorry, yeah, God. So my unman, I want, I took advice.

Like I was trying to get in the mindset. So I took the advice and here's my unimaginable goal. I want to put together a SEAL Team 6 to go in there and rescue Paul Shear from this intolerable cut. He doesn't deserve it. I know. He's annoying as hell, dude. Oh, he's bad.

But at the beginning of the show, Paul is apparently, apparently June. So Carl, you have your basement studio where you set up. And I assume your shit set up all the time. Yeah. Typically, I'd be set up in my basement, but we had the flooding last month blah blah blah. So I'm in the dining room, but I'm single. So my shit's just set up all the time. Apparently, she's like set up in the family fucking game room, Mike Clifor. She says that Paul's interrupting, but you can't hear him actually back there.

Great. And here's Paul Sheer interrupting putting something together in a bag, taking out games. Why? Why? Why? Why now? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? And I'm sure people are thinking, well, maybe you could see him like wandering around like the like people may see my cat behind me in the feed. There's no video version of the show. They do not do it. Exactly. She tells that to her guest in like clip 25.

Right. We don't take photos. And this goes to this whole fucking thing, but clip 25 that we do not take one single photograph on this podcast. We do not take any video from it. Like there is I feel really. They don't take video. We have no idea Paul's back there.

You could easily just, hey, go, hey, Paul, we're still, I'm still recording. Honey, I'm still recording. Could we let, could you do that in like half an hour when I'm finishing? Right. And then just edit that out. But she doesn't want to edit that out. She wants this shit in there because my clip five, she's under the impression that women's time isn't respected.

It's that women's creative time isn't respected. About how women's creative time is not valued the same way men's is, and I feel you're gonna hear that. And I feel right now we are seeing that in my space. Women's time isn't respected, like women's creativity is less. Your podcast is you sitting down and shooting the shit with another vapid cut.

There's nothing creative about it. There's a lot of words I would use to describe this podcast, creative is not one of them. It's a hangcast. Right, it's a conversation between you and your friend. That's not. And like creative time. And that's the thing too.

It's not that women aren't respected. It's people aren't creative aren't respected. Like if you're not a creative person, you're like, oh, I'm gonna sit down and create something. No, it's not that women aren't respected. It's people aren't creative aren't respected. Like if you're not a creative person, you're like, oh, I'm gonna sit down and create something. Like, no, you're not. I'm gonna talk to you. I'm gonna bug you. Why are you doing that?

Shut the fuck up. Actually, I have a baby crying. I'm gonna bring it to the room. We're all gonna hang out together. Cause you're not a creative person. June Diane. Go fight yourself. There's a whole spectrum of like podcasts

and they're a ones like they make the audio dramas where they write and they act it out and they had all the fully foot steps and shit. Yeah. And that's more on the creative side. And then on the very fucking complete opposite side of the spectrum are handcast where it shows. Oh, what's that? You have that Peter Griffin clip, right? This conversation right now. Yeah. podcast. I do somewhere, but people call me out for using a tip watch. So I take it off the bar. That's what this fucking thing is. Yeah. So I also want to zoom in my questions. This right here, this mundane conversation full of points that have already been made. This could be a podcast, I believe, is what this is. I want to point out the fact that this is one of the few podcasts, especially celebrity

podcasts. It doesn't have a video component. It's because Judea and Rayfield is Foundry ugly for a celebrity profoundly ugly like shockingly so oh, oh, oh she's she's sound she makes herself sound way hotter than she is Not only does she not have talent. She also doesn't have looks This is that they're gonna pull back clip and they're gonna go like you guys just shit on it cuz you're like looks and you're not looking at the actual show Yeah, who's gonna pull that clip and they're gonna go like, you got to shit on it because you're like, look, so you're not looking at the actual show. Yeah, who's gonna do that? That's the actual big time and effort. You think these are going to be the audio software? Dude, listen to how proud of themselves they are for this.

That's something I'm working on with my executive functioning brain. Yeah, it's really work. You did a PowerPoint deck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you create that yourself? Yeah. How do you know?

And with Anacesea. But how do you know how to do that? Completely out and touch millionaires. How do you not create a PowerPoint deck? Did you ever open one up and tells you how to do it? It's literally like a default, like here's a PowerPoint deck, you can just build it. I looked up what a PowerPoint deck was

because I thought maybe it was something different than what I thought it was. No. It's just a slideshow. It's just a fucking slideshow. It's a Microsoft. But by the way, everything in Microsoft's office, pretty easy to use. It's for dummies.

Yeah, well, I know you're, you're old, right? But when I was in school, we had computers. Yeah. And so, why is white elementary school, they had you start making PowerPoint slideshows. Yeah. She follows that up. I'm getting out of my package. But I was waiting over at elementary school. They had you start making PowerPoint slideshows. She, she follows that up. I'm getting out of my package, but I'm sorry. I'm fucking you up, but isn't that funny though? That she goes, how the hell do you learn how to make a PowerPoint?

And instead of saying like, what's not that hard? She's like, I know, I can do it all. I'm a programmer. I'm like an engineer over here, I'm building PowerPoint decks. There's gonna, no, there's gonna be some overlap here, but my cliff 20, she's like, did you make that PowerPoint deck? And June's like, yes. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy.

I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy pointed the screen and going, hey, put an image right there.

Okay. What if it made a star shape when he came in? That's pretty cool. And started like, bad words. She follows that up. She made one PowerPoint presentation, one. And then she follows up my clip, 21. So fucking full of herself.

Interesting. As I was doing that on my God, I could have killed it in the corporate world. And big time rock. Oh God, so insulting. And that shit, like called you for the business. I have. And like, can you say there's gotta be,

is there a little bit more to it than just like putting together word art and then making it fly in and being like, business, little bit more that. What's your team doing? Yeah. So what's the there's that there's like a principle where you think you're more you're better at your understanding what you do than you are because you don't actually know what you're doing. The Dundin Krueger effect is what you're describing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can move on. As soon as there's no. There's no.

That's the different principle. There's yeah, there's a lot of things we could talk about. Anyway, back to her. She's come. She starts complaining about Paul. Now Paul has given her a career. He's made her famous. And then she didn't take his name.

But my clip seven is her complaining about Paul. I'm doing my work. And he is walking through and putting board games in a tote bag for this weekend. Father of the year. What are you complaining about? Yeah, you're probably told me to do that. Yeah, no shit.

Don't forget to bring the games with the kids this weekend. No, I know. Yeah, I never had anything. And I always make a dinner. What a fuck. That's hard, this guy. Yeah, it's got flowers. Yeah, I just...

I, like, this guy is trying to, like, make a family time so they can spend time together. She's like, I'm doing my work. I'm here talking about merch and makeup. Can you fucking give me five minutes? Oh, and how distracting is it that he's putting games in a bag? It's not like he's shopping wood or something like that.

No, he's making firewood. I've tried to do a show over here. Well, to be fair, I picture him doing it rather douchey. Yeah, well, that's serious, Paul. See you later, sir. He's like backing in a big dump truck. I got a game, Tony. And fucking set up your podcast. She's a game, Tony. And fuck and set up your podcast.

She's a professional podcaster. She's a guru in your giant house with the microphone and a little board and close the goddamn door and don't put the fucking games in there. No, that's a really good point because as you mentioned, I do my podcast out of my home and anybody watches the show or watches the clips on YouTube that we put up will notice you don't have my wife walking behind me back and forth because she has no business out here and she knows about that. She doesn't need to be down here.

Back in your hole. She's not going to be like playing pool with her buddies at any point so we're fine. Now if I set this thing up in the kitchen, there'd be a problem. Right? This is a little spike tackles, and I'll get distracted. Why isn't the stand mixer going? Do you?

I don't know. I'm gonna kick this one, I'm done podcasting. You know that. That's exactly right. You know what you're getting there and bick me a pat. So they finally run Paul off with my clip eight. I can't believe this. Get, scat, cat, scat.

Scat. Oh, and then he just laughs it off. Laugh it off, fuzzball. That's not the right fucking line. It's not the line, oh, I heard that too. I'm not the one with the star warship behind me, but it's not the right fucking line. It's laugh it up, fuzzball, you dumb bitch.

Right, this is a Star Trek guy who's telling you that. This is the official WATP Star Trek guy saying this. And so, and then June doesn't fucking listen to anything. So she heard like the vague notion of what Jessica just said. And she tags this joke by making the same goddamn joke, clip nine. Laughing off funny boy. Fuck it, same joke. Well, also, it's the first time June's ever gotten a laugh.

She should be pretty happy with that, you would think. Yeah, that's true. I was surprised she wasn't shocked. What was that noise that came out of his mouth after I was not talking? The fuck was that all about? All right, I want to fast forward to something here. Okay. Because they have on this guest Chelsea and

By the end of their conversation, they're talking about the fact that they're not actually friends in real life They've just do each other's podcasts and then they determine. Why don't you give it all away? It's a longer clip but This is again how superficial these people are. They're not real people like you and me tab how superficial these people are. They're not real people like you and me, Tab. Okay, Chelsea. So I am so excited about your wedding. I hate that I'm getting to know you and really connecting with you

just solely through podcast appearances. And I want to remedy that. I actually kind of love it too. I feel like I just, I'm like, oh my gosh, June, my long-lost friend. I feel the same, but it is rather odd. That would be me. Sure.

Building relationship. Also, like calling us are such good friends. Like we should definitely have dinner together. It would have been nothing more. And recording as a bonus episode. I'm not sure. Stitch a premium, baby. I mean, we do need to always be creating content.

If you and I are together and it's not content worthy, then it's like, I don't really, you know, it doesn't really matter. So yes, we always have to be creating content, make it a live event. Thank you, Cody. Like, their husbands know each other. They've obviously talked to each other a number of times

like we should get together for dinner and then immediately like only if we can record it and put it out as a show and put seven ad reads in it. Because otherwise, I'm not wasting my time with you. Yeah. Yeah. Good job. I didn't actually make that far in the podcast. I made about 45 minutes. Yeah. And then the show just turned into like the, the sound in a movie when you get a bomb hits right next to you and it's just like, yeah, it was, it was so intolerable. Like it's so low energy. It was really leaving.

I lost my hearing and it was the best thing to wrap a real bomb on. Yeah. Which is, go ahead. You didn't make it to the end of the show. And I can't believe you didn't because they didn't make it to the end of the show, and I can't believe you didn't, because they teased something in the early part of the show. There's this woman, Jordan,

who produces the show for them. Jordan, like, works the board, and they say, Jordan, you have a new song out, and a new music video. And she says, yeah, I'm a singer-songwriter. I've been working on this for years. And I think this is one of her like unimaginable goals or whatever it was. So she's like, I can't believe youwriter. I've been working on this for years. And I think this is one of her like unimaginable goals

or whatever it was. She's like, I can't believe you can hear my song on Spotify, it's a whole thing. So at the end of the way, we'll play a little bit at the end. So I've been like, fuck, I'll hang out for this. Sure, let's show this up. Can we listen to Jordan's qualifications? Yes, yes, because they give her qualifications.

My clip 23, this is what makes Jordan a Primo audio engineer and performer. The Jordan looks like a pre-Rafi light To those paintings at the at the Met and you see those women who are laid out in a pastoral setting With the hair and the skin and the rosy cheeks, the like peaches and cream. That's what she looks like. That's what we get to look at. Somebody who behind the scenes is mixing our audio.

She looks good. Was that a compliment? Apparently. I'm not really sure. I'm talking about the follow. I was having a hard time hair and the skin. Jay, is he a bullf. All right.

So obviously she's overly qualified to be a part of the show based on that. What's here, how amazing her song is. I said, I'm a virgin. First of all, who mixed this? I hope we have not shortened it. Yeah, exactly. The kick drum is not the right place in the mix at all. And what style of music is this? What would you describe this as?

Cat or walling? All right, let's get to the hook. Let's get to the hook. Yeah. Let's get to the hog I hear two vocalists on this, but they're not singing the same song I song is driving tap the drink Guys killing it. Yeah, he's got a great bit for our audio show They I'm not maybe it's maybe it's my headphones, but I'm not hearing a baseline like at all

Yeah, what is that what is going going on? That's like, no, my brother would it too. Kick and like just strumming guitar. You're not even just like, brrrrr, brrrrr, brrrrr. And I'm brrrrr. Listen, I don't want to tell anyone how to live their lives, but you got to bring the vocals higher in the mix because that's how songs were.

You know, this is like a nine inch nails made a gospel album. Yeah, you're not an anal con. Do you got to bring the lyrics up. Yeah, the four fronts. People want to hear what you're saying. Oh, we're doing it. Maybe not actually what happened.

It was the engineer was like, all right, that's your vocal. Okay, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, that way. I'm trying to get fired. All right. So the next episode after that song kicks off with they go to they had a baby shower and

This is a big deal for them and listen. We are living our best lives on the weekends. That's the truth is like We had a baby shower on Saturday that was so special It was but it was also I needed a day to process that. That, that, they went to a baby shower on Saturday and then needed an extra day off that weekend because of it was like, whoa. I got to figure out what just happened. Always with the processing.

I don't part the processing. Sleep on it. And then you wonder why women make 77% of what a man does. Like, I never do. You need a, you work to a thing and you need a hold. You would go, baby, she's like, how stressful can a baby shower possibly be?

Well, because you bring a gift and hear some wine. Yeah. End of transaction. Well, you got it down. Tab, because these are big Hollywood celebrities, they don't do it that way. In fact, they were giving out awards to each other. Oh my God.

Yes, there were awards at the baby shower. Sorry, this is the episode that came out like today. Yes. Okay, I didn't listen to this one. Yeah, listen to this. This is crazy because obviously, so they're giving out trophies to people. And when they describe this trophy,

it tells you everything you need to know about Hollywood. Alex Jones talks about this shit and he's been right out a few things from time to time. Yeah, it was like a tiny Emmy award with an instead of an Emmy, a little baby, like that look kind of in like a sexy pose, like a baby and a baby on the top. What is wrong with these people? She literally just said it was a sexy baby. It was a baby in a sexy pose. Why are there sexy babies at this shower? What's going

on with these people? You have to ask Vinnie. He probably knows about that. Yeah. He probably would. He's probably seen the YouTube video. The guy breaking it up. What is this over here? I picture other celebrities accidentally listening to this and be like, Holy shit, they're breaking the code. They can't talk about this. Right. They're like, they don't listen to the show. Right. It's got to happen. It's got out there. And they're like, they're like, they're with the bohemian grove. And you know, there was a, there was a ritual. A ritual. You know, right? They're like, you know, like, we're going to be talking about our baby, you know, our baby raping Hollywood suarez

unless you buy our merch. And they get all the chance to buy all the merch. It's crazy. So then they're talking about when you're at a baby shower or any of these types of events, these will constantly go into these events and things and lunches and what have you. And they talk about when you're in a conversation

with someone you don't wanna be in a conversation with them, I just pretend my internet went out, but I guess there's another strategy as well. Everybody knows that saying I gotta get a drink is I gotta get out of this conversation. And it's hurtful to the person because they know you've been your times up and somebody else has decided that.

Actually, when I say I gotta get a drink, I mean, every time I've ever told someone, sorry I gotta go get a drink, that's literally what I'm gonna go do. Sometimes got to get a drink, I mean it. Every time I've ever told someone, sorry, I got to go get a drink, that's really what I'm going to go do. Sometimes I even have one and I still mean it. Yeah, I still mean it. I don't have a shot, so. So there's that.

I feel empty. This beer's half done. I'm going to need three more. I'll be, what number are we up to over there, buddy? I don't know what you're talking about, bro. Yeah, I know. It's nothing.

I'll fuck you. You don't even know what I would like to talk about, everybody. I don't know what you're talking about. You don't know what I would like to talk about though. I'd like to talk about what you and I as professional podcasters Oh, June, Diane, Ray, whatever the fucking name is. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. My clip, my clip 26. You know, as one of the first ladies of podcasting. Yeah. I like to say I might, I think I might have invented podcasts. I'm not sure. And nobody's fact check that. But I can't do it.

I got a fact check for you. Now I know, I know the motto of this show is ain't no fact. Check it. But I do. Check it. To follow up on that, I've got my clip number two. But this, this might be a little more catchy than ain't no fact, checking.

We make one promise and one promise only We will not Google a thing Yeah, that's that's I mean pretty much up there where they know fact checking right? Yeah, I believe I'll see yeah I said sounds right Let's rewind all it back to 1989. Okay Russian independent radio begins distributing radio shows via cassette tape in person. You know, that's not a podcast, right? So maybe she did invent it. That's just kind of like sharing audio files. In 1993, the first internet talk radio show appears, which you know, that's kind of what podcasts are. But again, term doesn't exist. So maybe maybe June still has it.

Yeah. The year 2000, they begin attaching audio to an RSS feed. It's first introduced by Tristan Lewis, David Winer, then joins in on the project. They actually Adam Curry, are the first ones to launch. The pod father, Adam Curry, that's correct. The pod father, yeah. In 2003, Stephen Downs creates an aggregator

for collecting RSS feeds, which is much like what we do now to get podcasts. Also, it's the first podcast as long as it's an IT conversations by Doug Kay, and it last from 2003 to 2012. So, she didn't have the first podcast, but maybe she did something else. In 2003, Adam Curry offers the RSS to iPod software, which lets you pull audio off of an RSS feed and put it on your iPad.

And that's really the birth of being able to listen to radio shows on demand. Then in 2004, Ben Hammersley coins the term podcasting in the Wall Street Journal. 2005 Appalachist podcast to iTunes 2006 Lance Anderson is the first podcaster doing a live podcast tour. So how's how did this get made? Doesn't really count for that. And maybe June did the first women podcast though, right? Maybe she's the first one. Yeah, okay. That's the first lady of podcast. Sorry. In 2007, Cambridge CRAT center creates a podcast for women politicians. And then all the way in September 2010, Paul and June go see the movie Wall Street money

never sleeps. And later that year, they're talking to Jason Manzucco, who suggests, why don't we make a podcast shooting on movies? She rode these fucking men's coattails to the top. And she wants to call herself the first lady of podcasting. I don't fucking think so, bitch. There's a fucking fact check for you. Stop calling yourself the first lady of podcasting

and start making something that's fucking entertaining content. What you're not gonna do, I hate you. I hate you. She didn't even come up with her own podcast. She did a fucking podcast thing. Oh. What an asshole, but you know what though? You know what I think she might have invented that

maybe she was gonna confuse inner tiny woman's pee brain. I think she might have invented a big one and asshole, but you know what, though, you know, I think she might have invented tab. Maybe she was going to confuse inner tiny woman's pee brain. I think she might have invented vocal fry. Nice people. I'll give it to her. She is. I was the first one to vocal fry on a podcast.

Good stuff. And listen to this tab. They're concerned that they're not being cuts enough. I love when women authentically and honestly share their rage, their anger. I'm like this, if more of us were fucking angry, the women in this country, and we're honest about our ghoulish feelings of rage and anger and nastiness.

I mean, let's not forget when Donald Trump called Hillary Clinton a nasty woman. I take that as a badge of honor. Hillary Clinton is a nasty woman. That's which part is the badge of honor. I mean, I understand that. They're like, you know what we need to do? Is we need to get rid of our filters and just be the assholes we truly are. No, ladies, if anything, go ahead and double up

on the old filter there. Because that'd be listening to your podcast. And you're wanting a lot of shit out there, you should be. When something is being said, that's not right. Or you're in a situation where things aren't right, you have to speak up. And you have to not worry about it. That was just percent. And I maintain that if we were as a culture

more honest about our monster selves and our monster feelings, you know, what is therapy? What is all of this other than to be honest and authentic? It's not saying we're acting on them. It's not saying that we're taking every jealous, instinct toward people and acting on all of it. But to be honest about the underbelly

and the shadow self and the shadowy feelings, to me is the most relieving, kind of authentic. It's real, baby. All right. I just wanted to torture everyone with what I had to listen to today. So these are women. They're job. It's to pretend they're other people. Yeah. They're actors. What underbelly has she seen? Dude, right? That's a little scary right there. If I heard my wife talking like this, I'm like, oh, okay.

I read flag. This is a problem. Most people are just who they are. Most people do not play a character all day long, like these idiots. And then after saying all that, she goes on to give us some misinformation. It's real. And you know, I just was sent an article

about ADHD and Harper's Bazaar about how women, you know, in their 40s are now being diagnosed because we kept it so secret what we were struggling with. Being a decent person gives you ADHD according to these Nimwitz. Should you accidentally Google something? Yeah, something like human decency would be good. It's just like any excuse to be a reprehensible person. Yeah, that's okay to be reprehensible, but also have ADHD. So you just like collect all

these excuses as to why you're just a cunt to be around. I just, I, these women are just so devoid of anything, any struggle, any challenge in their lives that they invent anything and everything to be against them so that they can play victim and excuse whatever behavior that they're unwilling to do. And they're just the worst. And then women evidently have to listen to this and be like, Oh, yeah, I'm a queen. I should slay. I should be, I should be able to wear white pants. I never stupid shit. Did that ADHD thing sound a little bit like Stut Joe's OCD? Yeah. Yeah. Right. People who know me know that. Well, because of my ADHD, I have to drink 22. Yeah. I felt that June and Stut Joe have a lot in common in the way that they always turn those

conversations around to be about them. She brings this guest on her show and she just starts telling the guest stories about herself and we need to talk about how why we're friends and as opposed to extracting any interesting information about what the guest has to say. Now, I'm a man, I don't think women are funny, but evidently, some people think her funny, her guest was funny. That's why she got to write for all these comedy shows. She's like, she has a hulu show or something coming out.

Of course she does. Everybody does. Yeah. All right. I'm exhausted with this. Are any other clips you want to get to, Tab? I'd like to play Clip 6. OK.

Jessica St. Clair. Boop. And I feel right. I thought it was funny. She sounds like a monkey. Yeah. It's funny. It's funny. She thinks she's dead.

Maybe she is a comedian after all. That's a good idea. Yeah. All right. Are you ready to move on, buddy? I am absolutely ready to move on. Let's get into it. Gringe of the week.

Gringe of the week. This is a podcast called accidental tech podcast. And they're talking about the latest Apple Watch because it's a tech show. See if you can pick up on why this was cringes. This one came in from John Himmelberger. That's a thing that you do. I thought they were pretty good with the,

they made some attempts to be inclusive with this when they talked about, you know, like the tracking features are useful for, they think they said something like people who ovulate, right? Because some women don't ovulate. So it's, you know, either your postmanipal's or whatever. They wanted to sort of like be accurate with their language. But they, you know, they did one of the, I didn't write down what they said, they, they basically were only talking about women,

and women aren't the only people who ovulate, and you would think that Apple for all their inclusion and diversity, you know, efforts and everything would be able to use more precise language in their presentation. It's something that most people don't notice unless you happen to be someone who is watching this who is not a woman who ovulates and you're like, oh, I guess I'm excluded from this, right? Jesus Christ. What the fuck was that? Holy shit. I wonder if that guy can like lick out his own butthole with the amount of bending over his All right, I'm gonna do this we're gonna do this early And that's because Doug and Nuddle Sent me a link and said if you thought Queen of my heart was amazing,

then this jam will seal the deal. Bo Dady Harris is the King of Mumble Country. And I'm happy to say that we're doing a show on Sunday this weekend. We're gonna have Pat Dixon on, but also we're gonna have Brandon from Shitty Song of the Week because he's been studying this country artist for

a little while now. And I haven't listened to this yet, but I thought we could check this out together, maybe. Oh no. I will be to death by all the same night, as all you have come to the man. It's what's amazing no reverb was used at this that's just literally how his voice bounces off the wall. Yeah. Do you remember the crash test dummies? Yeah, I know. He sounds like a drunk Brad, Rob. It's ridiculous.

It's like the crash test dummies if they had no talent. Once there was a tard who... Oh, no. Tardew. Tardew. Tardew. You made your own.

Tardew. Tardew. Tardew. If I could talk to Steve, like, man, that bow-daddy hair is a real earworm. Couldn't get out of that head of like what? I can't detect a melody from this guy. What are you talking about?

This is like the sound you listen to to like hypnotize someone. They just they play this song at them and then you kind of slowly pass out. And then the next thing you know you're acting like a dog. Yeah, Hannah just took her panties off. I could see her backstage every now. And so that music does to people. It's pretty incredible. All right, I have another fun thing that I want to do.

And actually, this is going to get us into our Suddering John Seigwein. I'm gonna record outside on my front porch, because I ran late and I had time to set up everything out there. That's hilarious. All right. So this is a bit that a listener put together for us. Mike Walker, the famous writer for the National Enquirer. Jesus Christ.

Mike Walker wrote a book sometime ago. And in his book, he discussed the tonight show, Hiring Stuttering John debacle. He got to the bottom of this. He interviewed people. He learned all about it. This is a very interesting story. This is what Mike Walker wrote in his book about J.

Leno, Hiring Stuttering John Melendez to work for him as the announcer on the Tonight Show. Here for the first time is the real story of what happened behind the scenes on the tonight show Culled from my insider sources and the bizarre chain of events and misinformation That led to the hiring of Stuttering John It all began when a higher-up caught John's appearance on the reality show I am a celebrity, Get me out of here. John made some sensitive moves like befending the terrified Melissa Rivers, and that impressed this lofty suit, who then learned that Stuttering John was the guy from the Stern Show who did all those hilarious on the street ambushes. Oh, he does those great!

He can do on the street bits on our show. Somehow it escaped the notice of this overpaid exact. John did not actually write these bits. Moreover, John was, as anyone who listened to Howard Sternow, definitely not a quick ad-liber who was great at tossing the conversational ball back and forth. Under normal circumstances, John's hiring might have been undergone more thorough discussion at NBC, but now there was a hush, hush, need for speed. Sources say the writers on the show had begun to abhor brand leader Kevin Ubank's, who looks all smiley and laid back on camera when it is said to be surly and resistant to

suggestions about how to interact with Jay on air. It wasn't working with Kevin, so it was decided to seek a new hire. Someone capable of kibbitzing on the couch with Jay. It wasn't until Jay hired Stuttering John away from a Howard Stern, triggering a vicious showbiz feud. But at the tonight show discovered the misconceptions about their hot new hire. The first few times they put John Melendez on the couch to trade witty chitchat and banter with Jay about subjects young and hip. The experienced older comedian discovered

what Howard could have told him. John's a smart guy who can carry on an interesting conversation, I suppose, so, but he is not a scintillating raccoon tour. Nor is he particularly funny. John cracks stern fans up because he had brass balls and dared to confront anyone on earth. The writers then sent John out to do man on the street bits but were frustrated when the beds didn't catch fire. John's ad lib conversations with ordinary people were pleasant, but flat. Letto was furious.

Why didn't we find out that he never wrote all those phony questions? Yes, celebrities, rage the host. His highly paid writing staff. People are saying this has been his bounty. No, this is literally from Mike Walker's book. This isn't a bet. This is what Mike Walker, when he was doing the reporting on this, determined he found out that J. Leno was furious if they hired.

Is that everyone listening to this? He suddenly was hired by some stupid executive he's just like, oh, let's get this guy out of the show. Let's all help things out. We'll get some young people watching. And then J. L. N. O. was like, why the fight to be hired this guy? He's terrible for the show. He's kryptonite for my show.

Roll the rise and avoided looking at the higher up who had been so high on hijacking. John from stone. Jay had hired. All right. I agree. I agree at the production on this as we are. I'll read it and you put it in. Stuttering John to be for the reality feel he keeps trying for on the tonight show with bits like the photo booth and the newscaster at the gas pump.

But John, whose pugnacious personality, worked perfectly in the rough and tumble boys' locker room atmosphere at the stern show, and who even came off funny at times with his sneering putdowns, was the proverbial fish out of water in J's button-down world of slick comedy pinned by slick writers. After a while, John's profile on the show was lowered, he still did announcing and physical comedy bits, but he was no longer the reality guy. If J ever boots John off to the Tonight Show, Howard will make great radio fun out of savaging his old sidekick and telling him, I tell you so. I tell you so. Today everyone in the

business knows a mistake was made in hiring John for the tonight shows at a veteran comedy writer and producer. One of Leno's people saw John on that celebrity survivor reality show and thought he was warm and spontaneous. Leno was looking for someone who had authentic street feel and who could bounce off of him on the air. Stuttering John looked perfect, but what everyone forgot was, there is no such person as Stuttering John. There's a guy named John Melendez, who became the character shaped by the genius of Howard Stern. Once Stuttering John was yanked out of the stern aquarium, he began flopping around and gasping for air. And that is the end of the excerpt. I hope you enjoyed this excerpt of Get Real, the untold story, sexy, scary, scandalous world of reality TV by Mike Walker.

Thanks, Mike Walker. Thank you for that dynamite reporting. The thing that we all do, John did not deserve that job and everyone despised him that worked there. And now you know. The rest of the story. I don't know if you're up to 13 or 14 over there and I don't want to drink shame anyone. This is also kind of a fun clip that got sent into me by, oh shit, I didn't write

on the person's name, but thank you for sending this into me. This is anybody, I don't know who the fuck you are. You don't do it, you don't do it, you don't do it. J1O was recently on Bill Mars podcast. And this is a interesting little, much shorter back and forth than that last bit. I'd probably see that. But you wouldn't do it if it was stupid. When there was a writer strike, like you wrote your own monologue.

And nobody else could have done that. There's nobody else who liked it. Well, I'm glad that's right. Didn't last that long with me. You're both somehow the you're somehow both the guy who never fired a writer, right? And that one of your I never fired anybody right guys left because he had better opportunities right.

Okay. Jay never fired anybody at the tonight's show never fired anybody. It bill bars like why? You got to fire people who are competent. Yeah, let's figure it out. Yeah, story checks out. That story checks out, doesn't it? I feel like he tacitly fired that guy

that was on John's show a couple weeks ago, the black guy, the only diverse rider that they had. That's true. Because we moved, he took John with him, but not that guy. Like that guy seems to have to have been at least mildly competent as opposed to centering John. It was completely worthless.

Right. Yeah, it's a good point. I forgot about that. So, you know, that is one of those things where, yeah, you didn't fire somebody, but you didn't continue to them to employ them when their contract was up. Right. Right. Kind of that kind of thing. somebody, but you didn't continue to them to employ them when their contract was up. So right. Right. That kind of thing.

I feel like that. Were they high? Were they like getting drunk on that show? Something was going on. They both seem very sedate. Oh, you think Bill Mar was getting high, do you? Yeah, no shit. I don't watch Bill Mar.

I'm not a liberal pinco comedy. Yeah, he likes it. Very marijuana a little bit. I want to give everyone an update. I spoke with my friend at the RPD. He says there was never a phone call from John Melendez that came into the Rochester Police Department. There's no record of it.

They write down every name of everyone who calls in with any type of anything. And he says, I checked all the systems. There's John Melendez does not exist in our system. He goes, well, that lots of game of fake name. I go, no, he was bragging to the cop knew who he was from the Howard Sterns show. Yeah, they were both in job. Yeah. And the casting was John too.

Obviously, obviously he used a fake name and the detective that he talked to being like a primo sleuth was like, there's no way this is Rico Melendez. Is this stuttering John Melendez? Oh, you got me, you got me. I didn't want to tell you, cause it's such a big celebrity. I didn't want to be, I didn't want to get, I didn't want to be treated differently.

You guys want to get a quick update on our chemo friend? Please. The app's so fucking loopy. Yeah. chemo Christopher will call him. He or she? Good news, I'll tell you. Is he's taking,

he or she is taking to the chemo. It's starting to work. So it started to work, which is great news. The only downside, it's another 12 chemo treatments, which is $300. $200. So this person actually might set up a go fund me. And then you will all know who this person is.

And I'm pretty sure that you'll, I'm pretty sure as soon as you find out who this person is, you'll all want to donate. And I thank you for those who did donate. And I did send every time of it plus some to the person. I got a paper trail. Yeah, there's a paper trail, there's a paper trail. I do believe that he may have sent a dime. What's great is that, he said,

he's got 12 more treatments, there's 300 bucks a piece. And my friend Drew Lane offered him $2,500. Dr. Steve said, I'll chip in another 1,000. That's $3,500. If John would take an IQ test against Anthony Coomey to see who's smarter because John put a tweet out saying that he's smarter than Anthony. And the reasons why is because John has two degrees.

Now, one of them is your associate's degree, which is once you get your bachelor's degree and I'll talk about having two degrees. I have them producing and look at me. You mine. I have two degrees, which is insane. I told that to Drew I was on their show yesterday. I go, do you know what his degrees are?

What is his associate? Oh, I just assumed it was a master. I was like, no. John Braden about passing the realtor test. He Braden about passing the test become a substitute teacher, which people are posting sample questions from that online hilarious. I mean, we have teacher friends, we know how to do that.

There was in that, in that same tweet, he says, and I taught, I taught for five weeks. Yeah. Five weeks to right. I know, I know we're all on Chrissy Mayer side and we think teachers are all worthless. But even worthless teachers teach for like 16 or 18 weeks in a row before they take their summer vacation, their Christmas vacation, John. Like you did, you did five weeks.

Like you didn't even do, you did half a semester. You did nothing. Correct. Correct. And actual math teachers have to know like trigonometry and they might have to know like calculus. Like there's other things besides seventh grade algebra. This guy's like, I'm obviously a math whiz. Like, well, you're solving for eggs.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves over here. It's not that impressive what you're doing. Could you solve for X, Carl? I could, yeah. Okay. I said, I'm not good at algebra. Yeah, I was good at that. But it's so hilarious to me that John would even consider himself smarter

than Anthony Cumia, because he goes, well, Anthony didn't even get a high school degree. Anthony has Neil deGrasse Tyson on his show and carries out a conversation for two hours with the guy that's extremely intelligent and enlightening to me because I don't know shit about science. The guy's very bright. The fact, listen, if it was,

Southern John versus Opie, I'd go, ah, all right. There's a chance. There's a chance, Jack will win this one. But John, so anyway, the point is if he really cares about his friend and the chemo treatment and the money they need, the money's right there for you, John. Yeah. You put it out there. You're smarter than Anthony. Here's $3,500 to prove it. That's it. That's easy for you buddy. It's $3500 just to take the test. Just take the test Just take the test. Just just just humble yourself. Yeah for for an hour. You only have to be smart enough to take the test And Dr. Steve said he lived in pay for the test whenever that costs. Yeah, I just want to see the questions Especially if it was Stovers is OP

You could save a man's life by taking one test. Yeah Can you imagine like the head that John would have him like oh? Paint for their whole Sure, I only have an IQ of 89 lost but I pealed lost, but I appealed. I'm lost. I went back to the board of cues and I asked them to do more. John Delansey, he's going to be talking to me. Oh, shit.

So I was just on, oh, and by the way, I should point this out to you. So Drew tweets a John and says, you know, I have to jump into that tweet out like, hey, buddy, here's $2,500, if you take the test, John blocks him. I'm sure Drew goes, I've never been blocked by doing it in my life. The one that I've blocked, I'm offering, I'm $2,500.

Like, how does that make sense? Such a moron. So I went on a Drew and Mike show yesterday and we did a whole beer on the balcony segment on there. Oh cool. And I'm gonna just do a couple of things to overlap that to set this up because on Saturday he does his normal show

and he had the Richard O'Jeta as the, I always have to look at you. Did I say it right? He had Richard O'Jeta on as his guest for the entire two hours. And at the end of that, he's promoting his, I'm gonna put him in the back his he's promoting beer on the balcony and he's excited about his gas he's gonna have on beer on the balcony come up right after this episode. Anyway I'm now

gonna go over to my beer on the balcony with the great Rich Taloriko who's got a hell of a bunch of stories to tell you. This is a fun little rock through our show business, our writing lives and show business, working for Jay Leno and he worked for SNL. I worked for the cream of Bill Jabarros and he worked for Key and Peel. I worked for the Howard Stern show. So it's just gonna be a great, great show.

John, he wrote for key and peel. You entered the phone at the Howard Stern show. You see the difference, right? No, he doesn't. I know. And it's like, it's, they're so completely unrelated. He wrote for the key and peel show, which has been, it's over. It's, the show is done.

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he wrote for SNL, safe thing, safe death. We both got our war stories. So he starts off the episode. And this is the thing, because you were talking about Sully the week before. Like, Charles is having so much fun with it, but he didn't know why. And he thought they were having

like this really fun, funny conversation. But meanwhile, the guy's going, yeah, I got hired for a new action. You know, Brock Abon we can present. There we go. Yeah, he's cracking up over. The shit didn't make any fucking sense. So John, wants to continue all of that fun here.

Yeah, the momenta he's got going. Yeah. So this is the introduction to Rich Taloriko. And now today, a good buddy of mine, who I work with on the tonight show, another writer, Rich Taloriko. Whoa. All right. I pal, I thought you'res. Being a rider on tonight, so it's like, do you get any PTSD from that? Ha, ha, ha, ha. You know, I had a really good time there. I met so many amazing folks like yourself.

Skull! John. Isn't that great? He's like, whoa, we went to war together. We were a battle together. Remember the age? It's like, no, it was a great time. He's like, I thought it was Suburcaf.

You thought it was a battle? I'm confused. Well, I I thought it was summer camp. He thought it was a battle. I'm confused Well, I gotta go John. Sorry What if I would have sex with the pretty girl. How's that funny John? You know what I pass well, I saw Adam Sandler do it in all of his movies and they're very popular So I thought maybe I could do that. How is this guy getting a hot chick? I don't right and that's the joke And then we actually do it real life All right easy for you to lay

King strikes again so I Yeah. Yeah. Zink King strikes again. So I think when people don't understand sarcasm, it's a sign of low intelligence. What do you mean by that? This is rich. Oh, you didn't understand? Rich is talking about how he went to Asinau in the very first episode he wrote for Donald Trump was the guest host of the show. Now, tell me about your experience.

So you wrote at SNL and your first week was when Donald Trump was the host? Yes. Tell us a little bit about that Rich. Well, you know, it was my first week at the show and, you know, it's absolutely such a big week because you're really, it's like going into the Wizard of Oz's layer. You know, you're walking behind that curtain, you're seeing everything. So I was, you know, a week I'll never forget, but I guess the thing I wanted to mention to you is I know you're a big Trump fan. I know you're a Trump supporter. I'm kidding, right? Sorry, I'm too dry on that delivery. No, he's too dumb. Yeah, you're not too dry.

I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't have a Trump supporter on my show. Oh, as soon as he heard Trump, he's just like, oh, where is this going? Why is that what the, that's not my PTSD that John has is hearing the word. Yeah, he's like the principal and B isn't bloodhead. Oh, he was mud. Trump is carbon, penis is into the desk again. A couple production notes for the viewers. Don't put a ceiling fan behind your fucking head.

And don't itch your palm on camera if it itches. Do what I do. Itch it under the table. Under the table. Yeah, that you're down here itching your palm. It's totally normal. Over and over. You suddenly stop.

To get those beers in front of you, Tav, or we were to see what you're really doing. I really, I'm really tired of you shaming me for my, my beliefs. Oh, oh, oh, oh, who, who, it's just their palm first of all. That's a weird towel or whatever he's doing. He's nervous or something. But yeah, you're right, whenever he's doing something with his hands,

he has to bring them up in front of his face and show you what he's doing with his gross disgusting hands all the time. You can't help himself. Have you never never heard that old wives tale about itchy palms? No. You get itchy palms from jerking off too much.

Oh yeah, that's like a old wives tale. Oh, there's hair on his pops too, look. And I just like to point out, we're talking about Jon's batch now. Get a bit of several episodes and we talked about his batch. Get the squeegee out, Chris. We're talking about his batch. We got to clean things up. All right.

So, Rich goes through this whole story about how he learned from that experience that when you write sketch comedy for people who aren't performers, you have to write the jokes into the people around that person because he tried to write this sketch for Trump where he was playing monopoly with his buddies in college and he owned all the real estate, he's being a dick to everyone and Trump wasn't delivering the lines correctly, it wasn't funny, it was flat. But then the sketches that got on, they would have Trump just reacting to people

who were saying funny things around him. He goes through this whole thing and explains this learning experience he had there. And John's follow-up question to that is insane. It was a big lesson for me of like how to write for somebody that might necessarily not necessarily be a performer. Yeah. Are you stone right now?

Yeah, I know, I don't do that. Cause your eyes look like you might be a little stone. That's what he said to the Asian guy that was on there. No, I'm only, I get, it doesn't matter. I get stoned all the time. Who cares? No, not at all. Not at all.

So, Oprah is just, what? Look, it was on the verge of being an interesting story like. Correct. Talking about, I don't like SNL, but I can imagine as a comedy writer writing for you, they book guests that just want someone famous. And maybe it's an actor who's not comedic or maybe it's someone like Donald Trump who's not an actor. That could be a challenge. Right.

And John's just like, oh, did you smoke any weed today? Visit my friends at my weed store and tell them, it's starting Johnson. Well, get in the living person. Even if you thought your guest who was on there does the same drugs that you do, like talk about that after the show,

or you know, whatever, like you don't bring that up on the show, like by the way, kind of blow you get these days Because the show I'll tell you after yeah, right after the show I'm happy to tell you about the kind of love that Bigger but not while we're actually doing so and it's funny too because to your point tab He's bringing up something that's interesting for comedy writers and he wrote for key and peel and he's written these great sketches and all this stuff and later on in this interview

John runs out of things to talk to him about he asks him where he's from twice Which is which is always good and this is always a good sign of an interview going very well rich tries to get out of the interview 30 minutes in It's an hour long interview And and thank you for giving me some time to talk about this today. Very much. Oh, no, we ain't done yet. We got another half an hour. Okay, great.

I'll kick off my shoes. As June's here would say, I need John. I need to go get another drink. Yeah. You know what? Mike, I really got to get a drink. That's how I feel. As they say in radio. I don't wear no expression.

He's like, I don't smoke weed, I'm not stone, but I'm thinking about taking it up right now. So I'll be rolling a joint, but good to go. John not read the room. He does not, he has no, like his perception ends at the end of his table. Yes. And that's why like his interview.

Which is for your table. He's just like, what are you talking about for each of you? It's not your format. Whatever he's doing this interview is he's just like waiting. It's almost like in theater people will do that. They don't really learn the other person's lines. They just wait for them to stop speaking. And they're like, oh, now I just get to start talking.

Oh, you stopped talking. So now, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of John being completely unaware of how he comes off, this is once again because Rich is running to be a board member for the writer's guild or something. And his whole thing is that he explains that they're giving this content away for free. So, Key and Peel, you can watch every sketch they've ever done on YouTube. And he's like, for me being a writer, I don't make any residuals off that. It's just on YouTube. And the networks are putting it up there to promote it, but it's kind of fucking over the

writers. Goes through this whole thing. And John, of course, has to make himself the hero. And he did something so amazing. John sent an email out. Whoa. Yeah. And he is very impressed with himself. Well, as you know, I did a mass email to all of our writers. I had all their emails. And I sent it out vote for Rich Talariko, you know. So yeah. Oh, yeah. You really jumped right in. And of course, man, dude, you really jump right in and

Man, dude, he really jump right in make yourself a You know my mantra in life rich is always been You know, I'm here to help people cuz what else am I fucking here for? You know, I mean like I like that's a really good question Anything And actually that's pretty should probably answer some of the stuff. What are you here for? How many how many of those texts do you think the response was who is this? Yeah, he's coming back They're getting this lose my email lose my email, just please please stop talking to me

I love that he says you know the question is what am I here for He probably says that when he walks in the bar like we know of course light. All right, sit down What's gonna for you? You know I'm here for yes, we know what you're here for. He's a pitcher. Are your friends showing up this time? All right Glass No, I'll drink on a both glasses We've all been there. I got, what am I gonna do? I'm gonna pour, I'm not gonna pour, I'm gonna pour, and that's my mouth.

To help people. I mean, like in anything, because I don't, I mean, like, I think that's why we're here. I really, I really think we're supposed to be, I think we're here to be better people Then why are you laughing? Yeah, even what you hear even rich is just like are we doing this right now? John are you really taking full credit for sending out an email to people to vote for me because we work together at the night so like okay And guess what John is going to do for rich now you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, Mike yesterday. If you're on our Patreon, you get that episode.

But if you don't, if you're not, go to Drew and Mike's show from September 13th. I did about an hour on this interview. This is the second half of it because John takes so much credit for everything that he accomplished on the tonight show. This guy is sitting here going, look at it. Not every joke you're writing is going to be great. So I tried to come up with tons of jokes so that Jake could pick out a few that he could use. But it really wasn't even my strong point. I wasn't even that good at it, not every joke you're writing is going to be great. So I tried to come up with tons of jokes so that Jake could pick out a few that he could use, but it really wasn't even my strong point.

I wasn't even that good at it. And John's like, oh, I was great at it. I did everything. I got all my jokes out on the monologues. Like, it's so insane. And this poor guy sitting through that, that's why 25 minutes and he's tapping out like, all right, well, great. Thanks so much for having me.

Oh, no, we got another half hour. Well, because it's not an interview. There's no. It's not like, it's just waiting for Rich to stop talking to the John can tell his stories. And I'm sure Rich is, I mean, he sounds like an interesting enough guy.

I would watch an interview with him. Yeah. He's had a good career writing comments. He should go on, he should go on comedy at the Carlson to talk to a real interviewer. Yes. Who would that be?

I guess you're talking about Vinnie Paul. the Carlson to talk to a real interviewer. Yes. Who would that be? I guess you're talking about Vinnie following. Trying to get Vinnie's good graces. Why would you, I think I want to do that. It's possible. I don't want to get into the, I sold the movie that I wrote The National Ampoule and it came out. That's fantastic.

Yeah, yeah. We're called Won't Do Many. It wasn't very well received by the critics But you know what who cares it was a low budget rich. I mean we literally made it from $500,000 But I had jet bros I'm so glad about you. Would you say, John? Yeah. Yeah.

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Why does he have no tolerance? He drinks every day and then he gets three beers in on beer on the balcony. He chogs them. Don't get me wrong. Because three beers in and he's annihilated. I know. You're a mistake. You're a mistake is thinking that that's beer number three. That's beer 13.

Yeah, that seems like it. He's drinking. I post in the discord a lot. Like I'll take that. We have a chords emoji in the WTP discord. I will post that emoji three times because of a six pack. That's 18 beers. 18 beers a day is what John is like, that's his maintenance dose. As someone who understands

like functional alcoholism, you have to like drink your maintenance dose, otherwise you're dead. So my guess is when beer on the balcony launches, he's already six rate beers in. And then he's starting to get a buzz by the time he's got his guest on because he's like, he's a full blown fucking alcoholic. Sure. Well, you were talking about before the show really started that he, someone was saying that he leaves Pickwick pub at seven p.m. fucking hammered. Yeah, I met someone out in LA who used to run into John the Pickwick and John would be black out drunk at seven o'clock when this guy was going in. I'm still on his coast time. Yeah.

I got to figure out the times. You know, I, there's, there's a new discord beer on the balcony where we like talk about John. If you're, if you want to join, I'm sure some will post the link. Um, and one of the channels is just a, uh, like list, it's, it's a bot that reads post the link. And one of the channels is just a, like, list, it's a bot that reads John's Twitter. And I've noticed, because I never really paid attention to John's Twitter until that Discord popped up, he will like get up at 10 a.m.

and tweet frantically until about one or two in the afternoon. And then it just cuts right to fuck off. I think he's got other things to do. He's got a fucktin' him down. And then like he's not, he doesn't have time to play on his phone. And then he's blackout drunk. Sometimes you get a couple in the like late afternoon where he's like probably like sitting there at the bar

and just like, oh, oh, someone's treating him about maggates. I got a, oh, he's got a couple of things I got. Tweet that shit. And it's become like a fascinating window into his life that I didn't have prior to that discord existing. So if you're trying to join John, join that discord and someone post a link

because I'm fucking, I'm not doing that. It's on our website. Right? Your discord's on the website. Oh, because of the other discord. Oh, sorry, sorry. I was gonna also say this. Let me see this.

The beer on the balcony discord is not related to WTP. No, because of the other discord. Yes. Sorry, sorry, I had to ask the other one. I want to say this, let me say this. The beer on the balcony discord is not related to WATP. No, it's not. No, it's not. Any opinions of members of the discord are the opinions of the members of the discord and not WATP as a whole. So if someone's on there, you know, someone's like a guy named Tab from HWIDG, this post and all kinds of like random shit, that is not Carl's opinion. That is Tab from HWIDG, this post and all kinds of like random shit.

That is not Carl's opinion. That is Tab from HWIDG's opinion. Oh, and someone just posted it, I'll link to it in the Discord chat, we're just here in the live show channel. Also, I want to point out, you said you live in St. Louis. I do, I do. Yeah, so can you give the Russier your address because John will be definitely suing you Ed slender after I almost know where you live I want to be the guy I want to be the guy like you know how you have you all like a moving on a spin off And you have the one guy show up from the spin off to give it credibility of course I want to be the guy from the original lawsuit. It's also in law Yeah, that's what I'm sure twice that beat why to get served the first time I want to be the guy from the original lawsuit. It's also in lawsuit. Oh, yeah.

That's what I'm sure twice. That's why I didn't get served the first time. But yeah, here, yeah, I did get served the first time. And I'm not getting served the second time. And I'm gonna show up and I'm gonna be like, hey, Carl, you know, you keep fighting the good fight. All right, I gotta go back to being like a real star. And I love you.

I love you and Anthony. I hope everybody watched it. He put it up on YouTube, which is great. Anthony did 68 minutes on, settering John. He was begging him to sue him. And Anthony goes, John, I beg you. I want someone to come into these doors and serve me. And you know what?

I will not show up to court. I will not pay you. No, no, no. I was not acknowledged it. Go ahead and sue me and hit. It was great. I wanted to, I was hoping pay you. I was not acknowledged. Yeah, I was not acknowledged it. Go ahead and sue me idiots. That was great. I wanted to, I was hoping that you'd play it on the show, but it was, it was too big. Like I listen to the whole thing.

It is great. I view the day. He was, he was fantastic. He was fantastic taking about Sudden, John. Anyway, yeah. Join those discords. They're great. And the great part about clamoring Carl, the

Discord account that's posting images from your discord or not your discord. Just a discord that's maybe like kind of associated with whatever. I found a life hack to get retweeted by Stuttering John. I don't even have a Twitter. He's retweeting my tweets about him. Oh, you just posted it in the discord. Yeah, I'm just in the discord just showing it about Twitter. I just wanted to show it about Twitter. I just wanted to show it about Twitter. I just wanted to show it about Twitter.

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All right. So John finally said something I agree with. How many years has it been, producer Cress? Finally, there's something that like, if him and I ever had a conversation, this is where I would start. Big, all right, we do have one thing in common. Syracuse is dreadful.

Agreed. You know that one, there we go. All right, so then John... He probably, to be fair, he's probably so drunk, he thinks you live there. Yeah, you're right about that. No, the funny part is, is that Rich says, I grew up in upstate New York

between Syracuse and Albany. So he's probably from like a suburb, Utica or something, a suburb of Syracuse. It's a Utica thing. Yeah, and John immediately goes, oh Syracuse fucking sucks. He's just like, okay, you know, he's like, like, Rich's family there.

Stop, he's like, okay. And then the final insult in the end, he's, and then John goes, he gets the reason why he hates it there. Rich goes, those are the worst places than Syracuse, which I don't know, maybe. And then, maybe Gary, and then And then, uh, maybe Gary. And then John goes, well, I just stand up gig there and it was terrible.

Well, that's not Syracuse's fault. Yeah. About my jokes, Bob and Syracuse. And Jacksonville and Tia. And LA and, uh, Justin and also Nevada. Like, where do your jokes not suck, John? Yeah. All right, so this is interesting because

Stuttering John, for whatever reason, he's just reading Rich's IMDB page, well, not for whatever reason. He's trying to figure out what he thought to about because he didn't prepare for this at all. So this is actually him improving his prep skill. Yeah, right. I was just reading something on the fly.

That's amazing. But try to figure out what the question is. Because usually, when you have someone on your show, you want to ask them, oh, there's a new game. Yeah. What's the question? Dude, dude, dude. That's awesome, Rich.

I mean, and let's see, you were an actor on Conan. And I actually did a bit on Conan with Gilbert Godfrey, but I was a guest on Conan, even my band played on Conan. I was there go to. If they, if they had a falling out of a guest, they'd join, you want to come on. And I think I did like seven guests to appearances on the Conan O'Brien show.

All right, let's play the game. What was the question? Because he stopped talking. So I loved Conan. That's what it is. I don't know what it was. There was like, I never really gotten to Jay Leno, but I love Conan's show. Yeah.

When he went to the tonight show, like he lost his edge and maybe that's, and so since that he's kind of like diminishing my eyes, I watched Conan. I had, so let's rewind 20 years. I had a portable TV. It was four inches in diagonal. You could hold it in your hand. That's how small it was. Two of Chris's penises.

Yeah, I get it. I would stay up late at night, and I would have that little TV in my bedroom. And I'm in middle school and high school with my headphones in. And I would stay up late to watch Conan. Yep. Early 2000s, you know, 2002, 2003, I had no idea who stood there and John was to I listen to your show.

Well, what's great though is he says, I used to do Conan all the time, but because he was a villain guest. So he just lost all credibility. He wants to be like, I was on that show seven times. That would be impressive. Unless he lives down the street and someone can't stop the last minute, like fuck. John, you wanna come in with your stupid shitty band to catch her, can we do something?

Do you know anyone who's got nothing going on and they'll get in here? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha about the guest, but for some reason he decides to go through his recipe. What? Rich Telereek out. This is just this last Saturday. You know what? Like that's like, you know, just for me, I feel I lived a charm life. Like I got to work and write for Howard Stern.

We get riches reaction. I got to meet a ton of celebrities. You're doing it all, buddy. And go to a ton of free concerts. Free concerts. Then I get a record deal. I get to tour the country with all these. That's a new one, by the way.

Of all the humble prags, I got to go to free concerts because I went to the radio station. And I got a t-shirt. Hey, I don't want to brag. I got to go to free concerts because I worked as a stage handser. Yeah, it a theater. So I'm even saying hotels they would offer me soap. Yeah, it a theater. I'm even staying hotels.

They would offer me soap. I'm confused. My OCD would love it. I got the open for Oz Yassbon and Molly Crew and Jeepers. I didn't know that. Jeepers. Jeepers. Yeah, what about the business? I open for the misfits, motherfucker. Shepers

Motherfucker or Function of them one of mankind's favorite bands by the way I'm not funny. I'm John hey Don't you so he says I open for Ozzy I open for Molly crew and Molly crew and shepers I didn't know that that's amazing and collective soul and then I I would have left that last one off the list You know you know you like build a Aussie or just leave collective soul off the list I Think we can put collective soul to play with us in Detroit. Yeah, so it's our plan to destroy by the way October first Oh, yeah, we forgot to mention that we'll do it later. All right

Looks like he's reading his Wikipedia page Starting to dawn on him. What's happening? Yeah. You know, then I go on, I'm a celebrity, get me outta here. And you know, and then I become a guest on Jay Leno. And then they love me. And then they offer me a job.

It's just like, it's like, you know, and I'm a stutterer who becomes the announcer on the biggest late night fucking dog show in the world. Yeah, and sometimes you're directing Quentin Tarantino. Yeah, it's just like, you know, I think good things happen to good people, you know what I mean, which like, what happened to you, John? Yeah, well, I know it's good to happen to you. You are not evident, so you're an asshole.

Nicarlescaits you. Could you imagine if you were interviewing John for a job and he sat down and you went, John Melendus, tell me about yourself. Raw question off. Right. Why did I say that? Gonna be here all day.

Oh no. And then came third grade. Yeah. You have a trumpet. Yeah, I know what a trumpet is. I have a terrible right now. You know, I just got done with the interview process in my job. Yeah.

And, you know, we interviewed several people, different backgrounds, and one of the things, most of them, the candidate we picked, talked about experience that had happened like in the last two to five years. Yeah. I was like, yeah, but I had this experience at this place doing this technical thing. I had experience at this place doing this technical thing. And we had a couple people that were like, yeah, when I was in high school, I took care of this technical thing.

I just thought, yeah, I don't care. We picked a candidate based on experience and qualifications and all these things. The people who talked about their high school experience, not the top of the list. I was the guy who wheeled in the VCR into the classroom. Oh, that was the end. Wow. I pollute him. Centering John with his like, in the third grade, my teacher wrote in my, yeah, it's

not to think I have it here somewhere. Yeah. Jesus Christ dude. Like you got to move on. So John at the end of that says I love the charm life, but good things happen to good people. It's just karma. And then he needs to follow up with that

by explaining what a great guy he is. Well, you know, great guy. You said you wrote a bit for Kim Peele, substitute teacher. Yeah. That would have been the time to segue to the story, John. He freaks us up 20 minutes later.

He's like, my boy, you were talking earlier. Yeah. Okay, so when COVID happened, all my stand-up gigs got canceled, right? Well, COVID's over. Why are your stand-up gigs canceled now? Yeah. Cause he sucks.

Right. So, so I had two teacher friends of mine who went, John, we need subs, become a sub. I go, I go, how do I do that? And they go, well, you got to do, do you have four-year degree? I go, yeah, you have good grades? Yeah.

Did you have good grades? I got to take this test called the same best. But it's a four-hour exam, Rich. It's not easy. It's easy. But I took it and I used it and I'm some sut teacher. Every once in a while. Wow. That's great.

Oh, this is something else. It's funny. So first off, you don't know how well you did. It's a pass fail kind of a thing. They're not going to tell you, oh, wow, you did amazing out of this test. And Drew's been talking about this. It's like, this isn't a hard test, right? So someone actually messaged Drew,

who's a substitute in California who took this test. He's like, yeah, it's not difficult at all. It's a very easy test. Well, and it's not like, so you probably haven't taken the driver's test in a while, but when I took the driver's test, it was all compute. That was my way of calling you old.

And it said, it has been a while. It took a driver's test, yes, that's correct. Why took the driver's test, it was all compute. That was my way of calling you old. And it has been a while. It took a driver's test. Yes, that's correct. The driver's test, it was a digital thing. You went to a computer screen. Yeah. And you have to get, I don't know what the score was. You had to get like 75 or 80% to pass to get your like permit. And the when it was computerized, when you hit 75 75%, it would just go like, you passed. We're not going to ask you the last five questions because we got you. Yeah, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, I got the next interview or anything like that. I'm sure this was like a fill in the bubble shit.

And then, you know, the next week they call you and go like, uh, is this John Melendez? Congratulations. You can be a substitute teacher. Can you teach algebra for five weeks? Oh, well, let me rearrange my schedule. Yeah, it's not something to brag about. Look, you didn't accomplish anything. It's your lucky day. I'm free. John, we randomly picked the 35 winning applications. So one of the test questions that I saw online from this test,

they give you two six digit numbers, and you define a number that's in between them from the multiple choice. Hold, sorry. It's not even that, it's counting. Yeah. And actually, if you bag it up, two seconds rich seems surprised that you passed that test.

Good naced it. And please. Please, no, I'm so serious. You can do it. You can do it, buddy. He doesn't wait a second. You passed it? Yeah, let me tell you about someone else.

All right, so now John is talking about the reason why the kids discover that he's a celebrity when he's teaching their class. Now do the kids know that you're startering John or do they just think, oh, this is Mr. Melendez? It's so funny, Rich, because you know what happened? Kids are fucking way more advanced than we were when we would kids. They immediately see me, hear my voice, see that like I'm kind of a performer

as a teacher, you know, they feel and then he looked it up. Mr. Melan is what's your first name? And I said, John, and then two minutes later, are you stuttering, John? Are you really an asshole? They see the he's a performer. Yeah. And they go, wait a second, this guy must be a celebrity.

I think he meant buffoon. Yeah, I will bet money. He walks into the classroom, and he's got his piece of chalk there. My name is Stuttering S-G-U. He's a Stuttering Twenty writes. Stuttering John Melendez. I know you're Google it.

Google it. Oh yeah, no, we actually know this for a fact I'm still my son and John Lentz. I don't know, you're a Google, Google it. Yeah, oh yeah. No, we actually know this for a fact because there was a kid who was tweeting about this and John told the kids to Google his name. Google it. It's such a fucking liar and it's such a pathetic flux anyway.

Even if that were true, I wouldn't bring it up, but he has to tell you how much the kids loved the way he teaches his class. Even though I'm teaching algebra, if I cancel a reciprocal, I'm like, bam! And the kids all fucking laugh, they all love it. Again, it's bam. That's pretty cool.

And also, Mr. Melinda, what happened to you? Dude, again, I wanna bring your attention to Rich. He doesn't know what to do with this information. No. John is bragging about teaching algebra as a substitute teacher. Rich used to work with this guy the tonight show. He's still a joke. What am I doing here?

Yeah, lots of three after this. He literally goes cool. Yeah, I need and the kids all fucking laugh. They'll love it. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. I'm Emma Lagasse of Mad Classes. So I think another person that everyone has forgotten about.

So I think John finally realizes that he shouldn't just be talking about himself this whole time. So he starts asking Rich some questions about Rich. So Rich is answering those questions. He's telling them about how he got to start and all these different things. And he can tell that John is tuned out. He's reading his chat. He's not paying attention. He's being, oh, I love this. So he's being very rude. I toured with Second City's National Tour. I wrote a bunch of shows for them. And he's been about 10 years in Chicago as an improviser and an actor and

Stop me if you want to you know change directions here, but I'm just kind of walking you through you know what that experience was like No, I'm begging you up. Oh, man. That's beautiful. Yeah, it rich is just like my boring you Do you want to what do you want to talk about you want to grab another beer? Rich should just keep going like yeah, I spent 10 years in Chicago doing blah, blah, blah. And I started to get the impression that the person who was interviewing me wasn't paying attention. And just keep talking like that. You can play that. I worked with the buffoon of the tonight show. No respect.

No shit. Yeah, okay. Who was that? I worked with the tonight show. Thank you, buddy. Locke. Thanks for the 2019 for the two boys. Sorry. What were you saying, Rich?

It was not paying attention. So then they're talking about going to auditions because Rich's got auditions for different things. And you'll be shocked to hear how Jan feels about auditioning. I also learned doing those auditions. You know, when you do auditions in John, I'm sure you've done your share of auditions, you know, I hate him. I hate him.

But I found something, maybe this will help in the future and help you with other actors that are listening because you know, when you walk out of an audition, that's usually when you figure out how to do it. Yep. Do you walk out the door? Yeah. That's what I should have done. Yes.

See, tap picked up on the same thing. John has no idea what he's talking about, but wants to belong. He's like, I've been show business. He's like, you know how like FG audition, you realize he's like, yeah, yeah, of course, I've been there. I know what you're talking about.

I'm also in show business. Can we talk about such a new teaching again? Cause I know that's what I actually do now. I think John is so, it was Dr. Steve, that you brought him on. He talked to you like diagnosed John with narcissistic compensatory, compensatory, narcissism. Right? I'm not a scientist. I can't pronounce words.

But so John is like, do you think John is willing to go to an audition to just an open audition? Hey, we want to like find a buffoon who's a drunk. He's kind of pathetic. He's kind of like fat and old. He hasn't had any career prospects in a while. He's done on his luck. Things are just the right way. He's like a shitty condo.

He's trying to sell the mix of money. It's the dig they can drink more cores We want someone like that for our show and he's just like I'm no I'm John Melendez, you know people should know who I am Do you have any openings for a super famous successful guy from show business? But let me tell you know I have a show I think I think I you know I wrote I think who should pick it up? Like, okay, Santa's the script, John. Oh, you know, it's, it's, it's in process. You know, you just have anything.

He has nothing to offer anybody. So Rich sent over John, this A&W Rupier commercial that Rich was in, going back to probably the 80s. And I actually remember this commercial when it was running and John plays it and then they talk about it And then because John has nothing to talk about has to fill this time He decides to play it again, and I can't imagine what's going through richest mind when he's going oh my god We're watching this again. This is so bad. I got a playlist running it because I could actually enjoyed it

Because I actually enjoyed it. Yeah. I love your look at the end. Mr. Dumbass, I can bring a lot to dumbass and dumbass. I'm a go-getter dumbass material all the way. So am I your man, Mr. Dumbass? The name is Dumaas. That's pretty thick, Ed. But nothing compared to the rich thick,

Frosty Moutaste of an A&W Root Bear with A&W, it's good to be thick, Ed. What? Dumas. And then, of course, John's got all how it's done stuff. Shoot up and running. I love it bro. Great job man.

Great job man. Great job man. That thing you did 35 years ago was really good. Congratulations. You did it. Poor Rich. Can you imagine having to sit through you? They already sat through it once and then John's like, wow, that was really good.

Okay, I know. Thanks. Appreciate it. John loves it because he got the joke. John. It's not good enough for John to live glory days. He wants you to also live glory days while you're on a show. Like you have to be there to laugh along. And it's not most of the time, I got to say that, like there's some points there for John

and actually playing Rich's bit as opposed to him just being like, remember what I wrote It's not, most of the time, I gotta say that, like there's some points there for John in actually playing Rich's Bit as opposed to him just being like, remember what I wrote that bit on the tonight show that was, you know what I mean? I'm telling you, I'm telling you, 70% of this was John talking about John though. I'm very wrong. I'm not even, no, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. No, you pull the, you pull the choice clips. Don't get me wrong. But like, that is, you gotta put a point in Jon's column. Of course, there are 300 million points in the column where Jon's son... He should be doing that the whole time tab. He's like, barely does it.

All right, so this is what I was talking about where Jon gets really drunk by the end of the show. And... How embarrassing. Yeah. You had to be drunk on the internet. You had to be a man, you had to be a man, you had to be a man, you had to feed drunk on the internet, you would have to be ridiculous. Yeah.

All right. So this is, this is John just drunken rambling and poor rich. Just like, what the fuck? Because they're talking about TV shows, they like. That is, that is, that is, I never thought of the honeymoon as that way, but I will, I'm the first one to say this, at least to my knowledge, and I said it on the Stern Show, and they were like, wow, we never thought about that, but, you know, because I'm big into names in,

you know, in literature and in movies, and I've always said, what's Ralph's last name? You're asking me? Yeah, well, I think it's Cramden. Am I wrong? Cramden, no. And now think for a second, he's Cramden to a suit. He's Cramden to a small apartment.

You know, it's just like Willie Lohman, you know? I, you're right, I never thought of that. It's really, that's creepy that I never picked up on the crammed in. And also, have you ever thought about all these? Yeah. What about Luke Skywalker? Did you ever think about that?

It's so profound. Did you ever think about how Ajax is a cleaner and it's stronger than Greece? Poor reds man holy shit He must have like you just babysat for an hour. Oh my god These fucking kids You would not believe my day. All right. I am getting real light to band pride So I'm gonna put it into turbo right now. You mean rock combo rehearsal?

Yeah, I got rock rehearsal coming up. We're recording next week, so I know it's not good. So I wanna add into the stream our friend, Vic, looking lovely as usual. Hello. Try any mic? usual. Hello. I don't know, try any Mike. Hello. Hello. Oh, it's a question this time. And also Hannah's here. Hannah Carolina. Hannah. Wow. Hello. Everything is everything's working out right now. I got to say, all right. It is time for everyone's second favorite game show. Who said it?

Let's get it going. Welcome to Who said it? The official podcast game on WATP brought to you by the Card of Electric Podcast Network. Okay, Carl and co-host. Who said it? Our first entry. Who said it? Our first entry. Who said it? I want someone who will be loyal and not leave me.

Who said it? Ha ha ha. Alright. It's so stupid. I'm going to say Centering John. Even though I know that's not the answer, but I'm just thinking of all the co-hosties had over the last couple of years with Roy Sinol and Hell Sparks. By the way, him and Hell Sparks are definitely on the out. It's okay. Hell, it's not pretty. We're near some of the different two months. So it's probably wrong,

and I'm going to go that out tab. What do you got? Hold on, let me have a thinking be real quick. Let me have a thinking beer real quick. Ah, this guy. I do have bad rehearsals. Where he has to do exactly what you're doing. I'll go with ash from the fat lip. All right. Okay, cool. I'll go Hannah.

Hannah said that? No, I didn't. I'm go Hannah. Hannah said that? No, no, I didn't. I didn't. I know that was weird. Not yet. No, I, I want to say Stuttering John too, but I'm also going to go with Shamus.

Okay. He's all alone right now. He is poor guy. He's probably, he's probably banging so many broads right now. Patrick Bickeau. Yeah, yeah, I'm gradually in the podcast. Browning at him. Could you imagine? He's probably he's probably banging so many broads right now Podcast Could you imagine he's just like do you know anyone who hosts the podcast? No, do you know anyone host a hundred podcast?

You like podcast I am the master of podcast. Oh, Vic, what do you got? What do you have? I'm gonna go Tom Myers. I just have a gut feeling. You're usually right when you say Tom Myers some reason. Chris, Jay, Jay Banfield. Banfield. All right. Everyone but Opie, it's gonna be fucking Opie. All right, let's see. One, two, three. I want somebody who will be loyal and not leave me. Are you kidding me?

Are next. Ew. Does Dan think in bears? She can't. Was that Banfield? Yeah, it was Banfield. I'm sorry, it was so short. The first second, I thought was maybe Tom Meyer.

They sound similar to some nice. Sometimes sometimes they do I gotta hear that one just has a little bit of like schizophrenia I want somebody who will be loyal and not leave me okay I should know that would be Jerry Bantfield yeah who got that one it was me oh fucking socks me over here Chris is the commissioner of who said. I won't hear the end of this by the way Just you guys know victory lap and all over me for weeks She's a hardcore conservative She voted with Trump about 96% of the time All right, this one's open. Yeah, this one of the time. Who said it?

This one's open. This one's the Alpster. What do you got, Tab? I'm gonna go with Tom Myers. Oh, hold on. I forgot to have my thinking beer. No. It's all right. This is causing a lot of money. Definitely Tom Myers. It's of money. Yeah, definitely definitely Don Myers

othering John okay, Vic I Gonna go Opie yeah, yeah, I heard the dog pretty surprised. Oh There a towel. Yeah, I heard doggy Wait, but whoa whoa whoa you have to go by the words not by the sound of Cardiff oh, okay, that's car. Oh, no, you have to go by the words not by the sound of the dog said Ross That was Cardiff's dog That's Cardiff Oh, okay

That's Kurt, hold on, we plan again I'm so going on I'm so sorry Why am I telling him Yeah, I got trapped, we're playing a game Because he had 22 beers About 96% of the time Oh wait, what's the set?

I was just backing it up because you said there was a dog Is that true? Hold on She's a hardcore Oh, they're not He did put a dog is that true? She's a hard Dog and I think that might have been a towel My dog also just barked Oh humble brag she's a

She voted Trump about 96% of the time Three she's a she's's a hardcore conservative. She voted with Trump about 96% of the time. I heard that episode. Sorry. I knew that one. You got to remember I listened to these people. That's my job. Um, by the way, Jacob, right? You're out of here. Are you the behind-on here to kick out these people? You sir, yeah! Let's keep going. Our next entry. Who said it? I don't laugh at rape. But that's the problem.

You can't bake a joke anymore. Who said it? Ah, that's the probably can't make a joke anymore. Who said it? Oh That's the probably can't make a joke anymore Patty C cops Tap let me have a thinking beer please boy That's gonna follow I'm going with Patty C cops as well Carl. All right death by podcasting

Hannah I'm going with Patty Seacups as well, Carl. All right, death by podcasting. Hannah. I'm going to go with Patty Seacups, but as Patty Broken Skull. Oh, okay. Interesting. Good to us, Vic. There's no, they don't like define which patty shut up. Shut up, tabs again.

I'm going to go tell Myers just in case. Just in case. Okay. Opie for me. All right. One, two, three. I don't laugh at rape. Oh, but that's just the problem.

You can't make a joke anymore. Oh, no. Wow. It's like that one and I'm there. So John knows what jokes are now? That's what's in me off. He's heard of jokes. He didn't enter my head.

Why would you have to think of that? Yeah. Thank you. Who said it? I always wanted to be a folksy word Smith. Who said it? Patrick Michael. Patrick Michael.

I don't know. Now, Tad, what do you got? I just, I'm gonna hold on, think it beer. It's guys unbelievable. It's unbelievable. I'm gonna hold with Tom Myers again. Okay. Give the work tomorrow.

Maybe. Try. Try. Try. Hannah. I'm gonna go with Patrick Michael just because he says, like, fan tabulous and shit like that. What's fan me, Ulyss?

Actually, Hannah, sorry. Oh, fan me, yes. No, no, no, no, it's fan me, Ulyss. Oh, oh. It's fan tabulous for you. Yeah. Vac, you wanna help us keep moving here? Yeah, yeah, we'll go with Jerry Bansfield.

All right, producer Chris. Okay, it's gonna be OP. Chris goes, let's keep this thing moving. He's like, I'm gonna do something. Yeah, you're gonna be great. You wanna think of your course on the L.C. Thank you. Three.

Always one to be a folksy word smith. Yes! How nice. Yeah. Vic, did you get that one? No. You didn't get that one. Three always want to be a folksy word Smith. Yes Victor did you get that one? No This guy could cut you off in traffic, but you see a cue and on sticker on the back of the car And you're like well, that's not worth the conversation. Who said it? All right.

Who drives out of the log house? Oh, interesting. Yeah. So it's two people. Yeah, right. You're right. That's a good, that's an interesting point. Someone cut you off in traffic because I was thinking, Patty, you see cops originally,

but I guess I'm gonna go Opie Tab I'm gonna go I'm going. I'm going with John. I'm going to do Opie just because I feel like Stuttering John would continue with the conversation if he saw the sticker. That's true. He'd want to win them over.

That was great political points, Vic. I'm just going to go patty seat cups. I know he doesn't drive, but I feel like it's a joke. He's made it. He's alluded to driving before. He said I know where to go. It's the problem. I feel like it's a joke. He's made it, he's alluded to driving before. He's not aware to go. It's the process. Well, I'm with Victor that one. Yeah, you're gonna pay a seat up, all right?

One, two, three. It's like this guy could cut you off in traffic, but you see a QR-A sticker on the back of the car. You're like, well, that's not worth the conversation. Vic and Chris. It's a joke. Our next entry. Holy shit.

Who said it? It's the hottest winner. It's the hottest winner. Some of them will want to be with me. And ever since then, I've had no problem getting girls who are attractive to go out with me. Who said it? Oh my god, who would say that? I know. Uh, Jerry

Bantfield. Yeah, that's. Thinking beer. We'll come back to tab later. I'm also going with Jerry. Me and Bill. Okay, T. Jerry. Santa. Stuttering, John. I'm going stucho as well. Okay. That's a possibility. His ex-wife was attractive. So pretty surprised. Maybe a religious man. You're just saying that to get her on the show. Haha, maybe. How many of you got in front of you right now, Tav? This is very impressive.

Please stop shaming me, Carl. Alright, it's fair enough. One, two, three. The hottest women, some of them will want to be with me. And ever since then, I had no problem getting girls that were attractive to go out with me. What did I say? You said Jerry Bale.

I did, that's right. I can remember. I'm so hypnotized. I don't think he's supposed to be on the front of the tab. I'm so hypnotized. I'm trying to count them. I count in 30. You're my friend. I'm concerned about you.

You can be a substitute teacher with that ability to count. That's impressive. I do have two plus two. I go, bam. You just got to get some counting. I mean, you're like, you are right. All right, I think that would be fun. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, podcast and we're giving some music yeah to drink to think about what you've done here's some here's some drinking music for you

All right, this is weird. I went on this like weird Peter Gabriel kick and started watching his music videos. Uh-huh. That shit is, that shit is wild. And he dances the same way in every single one where he just kind of like rolls his shoulders. Yeah. Forward some backwards. And then he gets a snow white pillow for his big fat head. Thank you. I know you're talking about. It's a good video. So wait Carl, can I interrupt you and ask you a question?

Yeah, I don't know where to go. It's fucking let's just keep dragging it out there, Jesus. How do you trade it? It's a good up early tomorrow. He's waiting for me. Do you want me to go play your guitar? No, I want you to play the show.

Trucker Andy's a fake trucker. OK, let's get to it. He gets a pretty early, but God. Anyway, how was your trip back from LA? Well, getting out of LA is great. Fuck that place. That place sucks. I am not a fan.

You had some misfortune. What do you mean? Well, so in your discord this week, someone was hexing you with a bunch of sigils and shit. Oh, yeah. And, you know, I just go, I'm going to warn you, Carl. You're up against some dangerous shit. Oh yeah. And you know, I just gonna I'm gonna warn you Carl. You're up against some dangerous shit. Well, I made it back tab. So that's good. We made it to the airport somehow. So that's good. That's good. It was some funny shit. It was the most fun I

ever had on Discord. Carl's discord. Try to ruin my life to our bees.com Depp is wasting. Did you not wasted? Did you hear me on Dick show talking to eat the Ralph? You know, I listened to most of that and then this like fat worthless piece of shit showed up and I turned it off Oh, you're not a fan of Vito, huh? I am absolutely not I got to hang out with Vito. I'm sorry in LA. Yeah Big is on Up on this show little on that you talking about them so Jesus all right even the discord says when will we get to the fire Please join us again next time and might be the episode we find out what's for all who are these podcasts? We love reporting in the most This Of morning radio I know this show is old right now

Okay great show good job everybody great job everyone All right, can we do reviews quick tab if you have to go you can or you can hang out whatever you want to do What I have to do I mean, good point. My guess would be use the bathroom, but all right. I've been peeing this whole time. That's all right. That was my guess.

It's all right, check it out. All right. Hannah, do you ever review to read? Yeah, I have one. All right. All right. What a piece of garbage podcast by Paul Tickles Hargis, Kevin Hot Dog and the clan are racist and homophobes. Samoring Jack is right about this show. I'd rather

listen to Wales fart. Don't call me back. That's a pretty good one. Is that a five star? Five is nice. Well, you know, you guys say it's gotta be, but then sometimes these assholes do that. And they think it's funny to get one star. It's not funny. No, it's not. No, it's not. You're a head. It's a way to give a four star or a two star.

No, two star funny. Fours are fun. I'll never, I'll never guess either one of those numbers. Well, one set of reviews about his 40s, Ethan Aralph. All right. It's not funny. No one's enjoying it. Don't do that. He's that shit Shit and dick shell. Come on, Carl.

Vex, do you have a review for us? Yeah, it's called the Stuttering John podcast by Kirby 16. He says every episode is the same. It feels like you're too lazy to be actually creative. I hope you prejudice pigs die soon with like 50 praying hand emojis. Didn't we hear that one? No, you fucking didn't. No way. Yes. Oh, okay. Everyone tells you that you're not creative.

Yeah, I know that that's what that's the part that stuck out at me. I know. All right. Well, what a non-created be late for band practice. Shooks on you. Is that a five-star review? No, it's only a one-star. I really don't like you. Yeah, that's why I thought. Yeah, you see not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're all right let's uh... let's pull through these voice mail's real quick cannabis for swans for you i've been a loyal page on for over a year now and i'm

there a hit refresh refresh we're gonna get had a phone number on that route are come on to me at the time yeah we're as had as phone number on our page on what's up with that and i can come on uh... fair enough i mean it can go on there. But if I get dick pics, I'm starting a rating website. So only send them if you want to be reviewed.

I want it. You're on. Yeah. You are on for sure. Wow. That's way better. Wow. I sell them.

Points for a frosted tips in your pubes. Oh. Oh. That's foul. That's not cool. What a shame. You're a shaved category. Yeah. Oh. Oh. That's foul. That's not cool. What a shame. You're a shaved category.

Yeah, hardwood floors. Sweet. So, man. Yeah, that's me. I don't know. Cool. I just wanted to get that in there. Tams just hit a gun and review girls now.

It's not even up to show anymore. You had a person calling his Jenny Jingles. Yeah. They had an English accent. a couple of years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was driving to work just fucking fully erect. So if she wants to reach out and share some phone numbers, he didn't need his hands on the wheel. Hey, Carl, I'm not calling in any bit.

No joke, no law, just your police are doing that. I want to say these last two episodes have really been really, really good. and the car on not calling in any bit no joke no watch us please are you that I think these last two episodes have really been really really good i've enjoyed them and come back to my ass thank you i appreciate it victus ones for you vick you dumb bitch charlotte is not the same thing is charlotte's bill

is living dc people always think i was from charlotte's bill and he's the piss me the fuck off for a few fifty thousand people in it all it has is u the it's of no consequence to this country charlotte has a million people in it is the third biggest bank in the city and the country. No one's fucking knows about it. Educate yourself, bitch. Hannah, is that your boy friend or something calling it?

Defending Charlotte? Wow, that reminds me. That reminds me. That reminds me. Vic, what city do you live in? Right now, Norfolk. Carl, what city is Vic living? Norfolk. It's fucking called Norfolk. Goddamn it. I know it's called Norfolk. Carl, what city is Vic living? Norfolk.

It's fucking called Norfolk, God damn it. I know it's called Norfolk, but it's not fun now. You call it Norfolk, but it's fucking Norfolk. God damn it. You live in tidewater, fucking figure it out. You dumb bitch. It's a bunch of fucking, do you think women are supposed to know geology?

Just shut up. You see how much you want me to see? You want me to shut me up. If you're trying to fucking that Z-X straight out. See how much you see. You're not going to find me. You're not going to find me. If you're trying to be fucking that zigzag save. I just want to know how much you're going to find me. Yeah, if you live in North. Everything is going to be so fucking awesome.

You're not going to find me. So I have to be here in the car. I just got to get in the car. I just got to get in the car. Fuck you figure it out. Nothing. That's the way it's pronounced. So if people live there,

people want to live there call it Norfolk. Fucking fuck. Yeah, but have you ever been to Melbourne, Australia, though, tab? That's a free call. You've done this. I don't have a family that lives in Melbourne, so I don't give a shit. Let's keep going here. I am the Stuttering John john podcast chemo therapy fugitive

i stole the chemo therapy money in the eye potten minnie and you can get the chemo the radiation raised through asking me if i am the five thousand of the the studdering john podcast fugitive all right anyone is an old fan of opian anthony well what that call I actually sent that to Anthony last night and he laughed his ass off very well done sir one of the best

boys smells I've ever heard I'm I just wanted to I wanted to know that it was very well job well done very well job well done very well job well done sir Gary here hey well the police found Judy you right he's a Very well-job, what's that? Hey Carl, Gary here. Hey Gary. Hey. Well, the police found Judy.

You were right. She's a bleeder. I'm going away for a while. That's not good. Oh no, not fake Gary. Gary. We're doing that fake Gary. I tried to get drinks with Gary from San Diego, but didn't work out.

Yeah, it's like an hour away from LA, dipshit. Everything's an hour away. Everything. I was 15 minutes late to the biggest problem of the universe. I left an hour to happen before the show started. Anyway, I'm not a fan of that place. Hey, Carly Poo.

I'm watching the YouTube video for a living in it with Vito Giswalti, great episode, just absolutely hilarious. At the Stuttering John segment, dude, why does the Stuttering John make these faces, man, where he's like, he looks off smug and shit, like he thinks he knows better. Dude, this guy is uh... sorry let's get this arcelor is like the biggest idiot i've ever fucking

ever watched and i consistently watch it i think he's like all these guys uh... they have fans uh... dude like i literally don't miss an episode because you're such an idiot john like it transcends it boggles of mind like i i i don't understand also carl uh... you need to stop calling me back

uh... my kids are scared uh... twenty four hours a day ringing my phone you need to stop that shit dude alright call me back I'm gonna always hang on Carl. So try email. I do like that we went from nobody's to They only make money because of me like that change pretty quickly Got a funny on that transformation took place Yeah, what's up Carl? This is Paco Great Adry did great Ad Adredid. I believe

every second of it, you know, I'm going to go to bedbed.com or whatever and I'm going to go play specs because I can't really feel like you use it. You know, I really felt that when you were talking about it, it's such a good ad did. I can't tell you how much you sold it to me and well I can because I'm about to use the website. Thank you, dude. You know that's one of the shout out to Carl for giving us a bedding website to go to. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. I just can't wait to go on to my computer. I can't wait to use it to go on to the setting website. Thank you, Carl.

No, that's not a bad stuff. It's mybookie.com. 4-slash wattp. Use promo code wtp to double your bet on the fucking website. My bookie.com. My bookie.ag. But that was that was that was that was a g, but that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was

voice mail ever I was fucking dial out. I do want to point out that when I went out to LA, I didn't bring like microphones and stuff because I wasn't doing podcasting outside of what you know, you know, the soundboard Carl. Well, I did a big studio. Fucking important thing. Yeah, it calls worthless without a sandboard.

I guess. Can you imagine someone with Croscarism on his sandboard? Fuck, I can't work. So anyway, I got updated the head copy for my bookie because I like John actually worked with an advertiser. And I'm like, oh shit, so I recorded on my AirPods. And it sounds like OPs and redoing the bathroom Oopsie my bad SharePoint like that most people will think that was a bit for you

I'm doggy by the way My bookie dot AG for such a bad Tp and he's from a good WTP to get Tab knows how to spin I should have fucking down that I'm stupid 30 beers in and he's good at this shit You better than me Thank you sir That's why I am the goat Not the goat of WTP

I'm just wondering what is the origin story Vic, it's so weird that a 23-year-old girl would be connected to a stuttering god opi goofing podcast just wondering if there's a story is this guy nidiot like did you not your new patreon member your patreon member you listen to all the show

vick was a voice mail in the show she's down like a 12 year old boy was like is that 12 year old boy or a woman and we're back in fourth for like several weeks in final they had this dumb bitch on the show and she shows up with big tits and crowd was like oh you're ready on the show all the time that's it I'm calling it tab is the goat yeah I'm sorry Andy yeah he was in close kept drinking this was what it. Now, now I'm not taking that from Andy. I'm not taking it from Andy. Like I'll shit on him, but I'm not.

I'm not taking any of these the goat. Andy's the goat. Well, thank you. I was just going to make a joke, but you actually gave the actual origin story. I don't know. It's amazing. I don't know that.

I don't know. I just finished like last week. I finished the creep off all the back catalog. I finished WTPs their entire bonus episode catalog, I finished WBTPs, their entire bonus episode catalog. Wow, I've just been like, it's nothing to do with St. Louis. It's the first time in two years,

I don't have a podcast to listen to, like I finished all of it, and I got in my car to go to work, and I was just like, oh shit, I have nothing to listen to. What the fuck am I gonna do? I drove to work in silence. Dude, you should've just called me, I would've just talked to you.

Oh, we were gonna just called me. I would have just talked to you. Oh, no. Who are we gonna just have a conversation? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey have another point to make about. Hey, I was looking at John's apartment and I noticed something. So it comes with all the appliances, but there's no washer dryer. There's only hookups. So the question becomes, what is more likely that John has been doing coin laundry for the past six years and the suburbs of LA where John hasn't washed his clothes in six years. I'm not sure which is funnier. Call me back. Well, I put them in the tub with cores.

It's definitely number two. Ah, cores cleaning. Yeah, what's up, Carl? This is Paco, you're a client. All right. Paco, of the action on that one uh... so through a mic dot posted the kumia take down of stuttering john which i watched with greatly and uh... actually

repeated a couple times home run kumia run, because he hit a lot of them. But I also watched what you mentioned on your last run. Or listen to the episode 20 of Shui's Uncle Rico Show. And yes, the story that John himself tells about the repair guy coming over and refusing to work there could be the best example of how utterly unselfaware John is. He was shocked that the guy thought his place was fucking disgusting. John is not living in our world. He lives in a completely fucking different universe. I actually started to feel a little bit sorry for him. Don't do that. Until I heard that Julie show. Now I'm like oh no fucking way Maybe I do something here

Is a complete fucking scam that guys ripping people off there's no doubt in my mind love the show Never never feel bad for John never he lives in the hell completely of his own creation. It's true He deserves absolutely every fucking ribbing he's ever gotten. Tab, this next voice, Mel, has some interesting information for us. Hello, Kyle. It is I. This is the Queen of England. This is how I talk.

And one would like to say that I have information to lead to rest of Hillary, Rodin, and Clinton. Be sure to hold it back as time is imperative of this one. I got that order. I got that order. We could go, but we were off this past week as I get a chance to play it. Time. I know. It's still funny. Vinnie is my hero for doing the episode of the Creepout Without You because like I'm

going to fly back to Rochester whatever bullshit you had going on. And he just shat all over the Queen of England. And social media is full of people just being like, she was a hero, she was so brave. And Vinnie is just like, fuck this bitch, she ruined everything. Do you know my take is on that? Too soon, Vinnie. Too soon. That's why I'm again. Call that's right now again. Vote any votes this week. On the creep on. Yeah, that's why I'm not going to get it.

As a September 11th anniversary comes around this year. We must never forget and always remember. That's your clump club fucking food you ask white Jesus is he your right? a lot of fingers on that yeah

alright hey Carl this is Tom Rad Arnold calling to give you yet another reason the principal media is better than you when Studge Hill goes on vacation he produces new content for his fan when you go on vacation. You robbed from your patreon Giga fuck off. I Was on two shows out now like you can hear me on the dick show almost three hours you did the biggest problem in the universe I Was doing content stuff

Closed as biggest problem in the universe has come to being listenable. Thank you very much I appreciate that I brought the biggest problem in the universe has come to being listenable. Thank you very much I appreciate that I brought the biggest problem universe in social media voted up everybody Well, yeah definitely go vote biggest problem in the universe dot whatever I own. I don't know Hey Carl Just what I keep forgetting to call but Thanks for sharing on the financial feminist because My sister actually watches that

and ironically dot like my entire family hooked up on it to now every like a week or so they will just like talk to each other going like oh my god the interest rate is that like two percent now and they'll turn me into like did you make your life just interested i just saved the count yet? Not going to know. And then they'll be like oh you really got to get on that because you're going to be like

making down for like a couple like hundred bucks a month. But then I looked up the rate of inflation is like 8.5 percent. the fuck doesn't matter i don't know how to open up a ross ira and hope that works anyway uh... common back i think it's got to explain why the financial feminist such a idea that's like no i don't have explain it multiple times listening to the show for that we uh... we did that on the the latest crossover with the dick show

which podcast the dick show on our patreon Patreon. We did a financial feminist update She wrote a book. She's reading the audio version. It's gonna become an ongoing saga for us. I can't wait. She is so dumb She is so so dumb not like our review girls Hannah and Vick will no no no intelligent and lovely Yes, all right. I really really have to go At this point, you don't actually. Thank you. I gotta go. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over. The episode's over.