Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep344 - Wine and Crime (NYC Crime Report Crossover)

Episode Date: September 19, 2022

Wine and Crime is an extremely successful podcast and I've never been more confused by something in my life. These women aren't funny or entertaining or informative. Shocking, I know. Pat Dixon is on the show to do a New York City Crime Report crossover. We hear from a former employee of The Stuttering John Podcast. Branden from Shitty Song of the Week comes on to teach us all we ever wanted to know about Bo Daddy Harris. And finally, both review girls come on to play To Catch a Dabbler. https://nyccrimereport.libsyn.com/ https://www.shittysong.show/ Come see us in Detroit: http://watplive.com Come see us in NYC: http://watpnyc.com Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I miss the days when you broadcasted two people and not with people. You know, now they're like instant feedback as you're doing a show. It's like, I don't need that. You guys just listen. You don't have to type. There's no reason to type. Just listen and enjoy it. I mean, if you want to give me like a thumbs up emoji or something out,

hey, all right. Cool. But you're in punk bands. I mean, that's instant feedback too. You got five guys flicking. Yeah, that's true. Middle of the solo. And also I will say that when I go into rock shows, I'm the biggest hackler.

And you know that. I yell between every song. I go to a restaurant. I get the biggest. Go fuck yourself. Also, okay, get more mashed potatoes. Grave is amazing. Hey, did everyone notice that we redecorated the studio?

I've heard his watching on YouTube right now. I'm making it look like this is where W-ATP is broadcasted from. Which is cool. EFFICTION! 44! Are you a boner guy? You know what I miss penis? Are you a boner guy?

What a dick! What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize. Cause A W-A-T-P. Hello, Robert DeCousin-Rus. Welcome to a special crossover event that is who are these podcasts and New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon. That's right, from the smallest room in New York City. The show that gives you a reason to live.

Welcome to the studio, Pat. Thank you. It's very nice. I love it. This is exciting. The knotted pine walls take me right back to my home in Tennessee. Very good. Or to your home in 1982. Yeah. Yeah. Where are they right now?

Down south. So I want to say that Pat is here for the New York City Crime Report. We're doing a crossover show. You can find his show on censored.tv and you can get a 10% discount on that with promo code PAT. That's right. Pat is the promo code. Please go to whoarethese.com, get our email address, voice mail number, link to our subreddit,

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And the New York City show is gonna be star studded. I don't know if I'm promoting this enough. I feel like I'm not. By Anthony Cumia, Brian Johnson, producer Chris, the list goes out. I never heard of those guys. Yeah, it's going to be great. It's going to be a lot of fun. We encourage our listeners to give us a fice review on Apple podcasts and then

shit all over the comments section today. We're going to start off by reviewing a show called Wining Crime. Now, Wining Crime is a very, very popular podcast. They have almost 9,000 Patreon supporters. Amazing. Amazing. It must be girls. It has to be. And is this wine spelled with an H or without?

Good point. So we actually, Patton, I did a live show ass, I mean, the Creeb off roast, we did a Creeb off episode. And we did, who are these creeps? And in that segment, we started talking about the show,

Winding Crime. And so now I'm just gonna kind of continue on. Why not? With this roast of this awful show by these Minnesotans, who are so proud of their stupid fucking accent. What they have never been is proud of my accent.

Like people call me out for the way I talk about it. Yeah, it does suck. I agree. I feel bad about it. I wish it weren't the case. But you're an accent on you. What sort of accent is that? I guess upstate New York for what I've heard.

Maybe Canadian, I don't know, something. So this is a show hosted by Kenyan Lucy and Amanda. The latest episode has no Kenyan, so it's just two women who talk for two hours about nonsense. All right, I'm gonna start with the show intro and then we'll get right into it. Just to let you guys know, remember, 9,000 people give these people money.

I'm patient. You are listening to One and Crime. The podcast where two friends fail at this show. Quiet. Chat true crime. And at least they're worst men. And I was so. And I was so. I was really bad.

They took something that was so funny and Fargo. But this accident is comical and they made it so unfunny. Well, yeah, in Fargo, they usually said theical and they made it so on funny. Well, yeah, in Fargo, they usually said the least possible. Like, okay, okay. You know, yeah, there's there's reasonable. They're not just, yeah, there's short spoken names. You know, they, they say clip sentences. These chicks sound like they're on ketamine. It's a little too much, right? Like, you don't have to be entertaining us in every second of every part of the show. It's too much. It's a blister much, right? Like, you don't have to be entertaining us in every second of every part of the show.

It's too much. It's a blistering intro, man. I mean, that's tough. That's tough. I'm guessing rehearsal went better. Yeah, my gosh, shit. We nailed it rehearsal, man. Oh, wow.

What did you do? Do you seem like a couple of one-take gals to me? Yeah, I would imagine. All right, let's get into the distractions that happen on this show. If anyone knows me, they know I love when podcasters aren't focused at all. Yeah, and they're just random.

We talk about shit they see in the room and what's going out around now. Especially for a true crime podcast. Yeah, you don't want them to get into the meat of the story. No, they'll be boring. I'm not here for that topic. I'm not here to hear about crime Let's hear about what's happening in the house This would be a good time to subscribe to our patreon so you can see this happen on camera. Yeah, I see him

I fucking see him. I think I see it too. I wish I had like a little spray bottle He's cleaning his little hands He's doing that thing that flies to. I'll catch you. I'll catch it next time. Yes, bad. Holy shit. I used to watch it's my turn. Yeah.

He landed on top of my camera. He knows I can't swat at him there. Oh my god. OK. You used to watch it's my turn, gadget? Wow. What an interesting personality trait that is. Wow, it is interesting.

It's very interesting that these two girls have not realized yet that this doesn't extend to everything, you know, the fact that nobody's ever told them anything negative about anything they've ever done. They just think they can just, and they're right. That's the crazy part. I called this out at the live show last time. I'm going to be a little bit redundant. I apologize.

But anyone who doesn't have a wildly successful podcast is a retard because these people have a wildly successful podcast and they're idiots. Well, you just take meritocracy and flush it down the toilet. Right. At this point, I mean, we could have a long time ago with Amy Schumer, but now for real. You know what it is?

It's knowing your target audience. I guess that's what it is, right? I don't want to appeal to the people who listen to the show. I hate them. So I guess that's why I'm not appealing to those people. All right. Yes, people are pointing out that we have covered wide and wide and crime on who are these podcasts,

but I wasn't there for that. I've only done a couple of shows where I wasn't on the show, and this is one of them. And Kayan, Doug picked a very good topic that we really need to get into way more often. So let's listen to some more of these ladies entertainment. And also because a lot of engineering like projects such as building buildings, bridges, things like that, boats, airplanes. Mm-hmm, we'll get to boats. I bet we will.

Mm-hmm. Now that's a tease right there. Oh, you want to talk about boats? We'll talk about boats. They float. Yeah, they go in the water. Yeah, sometimes they have a buffet. We'll talk about boats.

They were gonna get me started. Yeah, I feel like I need a life jacket. Listen to the show. It was a lot longer pause between building and buildings than they're needed to be. Yeah, building. Try to figure out what the next word was. Buildings. Yeah, and then the next to that.

So this show is all about engineering and actually the true crime story that they do is that condo building in Miami that collapsed a few years ago. Oh, I've been wanting to get their take on that. What do these cuts think about that building that collapse? Why would anyone tell me? So unfortunately, what these women do is they talk about wine for about 15 minutes,

and then they talk about engineering, but not talk about engineering, specifically define what engineering is. Like they read the wiki page on engineering and explain to you all the types of engineering and what it means and how you become an engineer. It couldn't be more boring. It's not just entertaining, it's education.

It's not entertaining. It couldn't be more boring product. Anyway, we'll kind of get to it. But back to these societies, they're often governed by specific statutes, whistle blowing, product liability laws, and sometimes the principles of business ethics. So whistle blowing. I think this woman thinks that they're officiating a soccer game whistle. Yeah, did someone commit a foul? Well, there be a yellow card issued with this whistle blowing. How much wine if they had I'd like to blow up something Holy shit, this is ridiculous. Okay, so they're talking about, do you remember the challenger? I think it was 1986.

Oh, yeah. I didn't go real well. I had to day off. Yeah, right. That's how I remember. All right. Let's talk about the challenger. On January 28th, 1986,

the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded in flames shortly after liftoff, killing all seven crew members. That's terrific. So there were some funny parts of the show. I'm gonna give it that. Yeah, it was a pretty good joke.

It's it. Yeah, it's time to interject some humor, spice it up a little bit. Yeah, why not? Well done, lady. Yeah, they're talking about engineering for 20 minutes and they're like, hey, how about this spicy joke? Hey, all right. I'm in.

So then they talk about, remember there was a teacher on the challenger? That was a big deal. Oh, right. It's a brilliant. Yep. What's on there? One of whom was basically like a novelty crew member.

She was a teacher. She was like an elementary school teacher. No, so it's supposed to be like learning in space, like a PR kind of, you know, she was. Oh, that's bad. I didn't know that. You didn't know that? That was the whole story around that challenge earlier.

These girls are very young, and I wish I was talking to them. So I could tell them the woman was actually half-chimp. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, it's a big hit. Oh, I'm gonna be you say. You know what color her eyes were? Blue, one blue, this way, one blue that. Old joke, old joke, but I'm gonna do it anyway.

I don't care. Try that out of my wife this morning. She also rolled her eyes. Don't care. They're like, well, there was a teacher on that. Spatial to get. That's the only reason why anyone cared about it. Wow. Yeah, otherwise it's like, oh, another rocket exploding. But you're dead afternots. Why is this on the news?

Yeah, right. All right. So here they're describing both my wife and my girlfriend. There are, you know, the high-level operatives who are pro-blowing and very anti-blowing. My wife's a ladder. Anti-blow. Yeah, I guess you guys. You got that right? It wasn't subtle, was it? It was.

I did subtle. I really tried to. I guess you guys got that right it wasn't subtle was it was I really tried to Cran that one in there I assume she was anti-blowing. I guess I got it. That's a Two gals two takes So these women are very liberal and So these women are very liberal and they get complaints about how liberal they are. And you won't believe what they blame the challenger explosion on. I was actually quite close. Because when capitalism gets involved, then I could see the people with the money not wanting to share certain secrets so that they are the ones with like the cornered market on that creation.

Uh oh, retarded alert. Retarded alert class. The problem with NASA is capitalism. You know, I wasn't the patriarchy of it. Yeah, for once. Oh no, that's probably coming up next. Yeah, probably. Yeah, if you know, those guys put that woman on that space shuttle that we love

We're gonna take about one of the time Okay, because 10 billion dollars a piece Worth everybody What are we talking about? All right, this show is not well researched. I want to point that out All right, this show is not well researched. I want to point that out. So there are all sorts of factors going on in this particular case. So basically there was a man named Roger Boyzjoy, Wajoy, happy forest.

I don't know about you, Pat. You like read articles. Sure. Born ball. Don't you kind of like want to know how the name is pronounced before you? It's indian then I just kind of fake it. Yeah, if it's got more than six syllables, I just kind of say things.

The best thing about Indian names and Vinny Tommy this from the creep off is just pronounce it with confidence and no one's gonna call you. It's not like so, it's gonna be like, that's not how that person's name is pronounced. That's true, Indian people don't listen right Totally out of the loop

We can talk so much mad shit about that. They don't care. No, they really don't they're not paid It's that kind of reasonable. Yeah, yeah, they're studying and working and stuff open businesses and shitting in the street All right. So let's find out why the challenge you're exploded because these women are apparently engineers at this point. They've read somebody wiki pages. They're going to give us all the answers. The overnight low when they launched this space shuttle, I assume out of Cape Canaveral

eight degrees Fahrenheit. In Florida, that's not. Yeah, they were not anticipating that. It was not eight degrees Fahrenheit in Florida. That's not true. Doesn't seem possible. No, it doesn't. Doesn't seem possible.

Doesn't that. That's going to hurt those oranges. Eight degrees where I live is very fucking cold. And we don't see that usually. It happens every now and again. But these girls are so dumb. I expect them to say, why did they send the challenger? They should have sent the champion.

Yeah. See, I see what you did there. That would have been too smart, I think, for these women. All right. So we've decided that it was eight degrees in Florida and that's why, because that's how science works. Like a frozen tundra NFL classic. He will not be defeated. His father just passed the frozen tundra of Lambo Field.

It's amazing what cold temperatures will do to fuck up your predictions in engineering and we will get to. I'm so excited. Oh, another teaser. Wow, we're going to take my boats and cold temperatures coming up. What don't they talk about this show? Wine. They do talk about wine. I haven't cried yet, but

they've talked about wine a lot on this thing. Really interesting. If I had more energy, I might be tempted to go into an engineering ethics K hole, but I'm just not there right now. Nope, but for those who are interested, it is a fascinating topic. Topic, yeah, it is.

Nope. Nothing of the show has been interesting. She goes, by the way, this is actually really fascinating. I'm not gonna get into it, but this is actually really fascinating. I'm not going to get into it. But this is actually very fascinating. If you guys want to research it, it is fascinating. I always like a podcast. It gives me homework.

Yeah. All right, I'm not going to talk about this, but you'll love it. Don't read this book and then look at this thing. No, no. Point me in the direction of interesting stories I've never heard about, like the Challenger. Yeah, yeah.

Well, let's do what happened. Spaceatial blew up, don't get it. And no idea. All right, I brought this up on the show last night, but they talk about a thing called fun facts, which annoys the shit out of me. Facts are not fun, they're just facts. They're pretty, yeah, they're neutral. Yeah, by nature.

Neutral, right. I'm not put off by them, but I'm also not jumping with glee They're not at a kids birthday party. They're not making blue animals. There's there's no way you can tell me something that's true I'm not going to ejaculate at the end of fact I mean I might but Other things are happening coincidence, but anyway, but other things are happening. Coincidence. But anyway, here's another fun fact.

Here's another fun fact from Wikipedia. Quote. There's no single thing as fun fact from Wikipedia. It's something like she said, Wikipedia to me. Maybe I'm just starting to hear things out of my shoe. Here's another fun fact from Wikipedia. Quote. Right.

She did say that. Well, that might be fun, that. Now, that's a big amount of it. All Yeah. I'm looking that up right now. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure you're pede. See what's going on over there. Then they talk about Gell. And and they talk about Leonardo da Vinci and Gell. And I was hoping they were talking about the Ninja turtles because I don't think these women should be talking about anything historical Leonardo da Vinci lived in Italy for 67 years during the mid 1400s and back then 67 years

old, that was fucking interesting. Yeah. In a time far before electricity when water was used as power and a hundred years before Galileo had worked out measuring time. Yikes. Just when I think I'm not contributing enough, I hear some brago. Yeah. had worked out measuring time. Yikes. Just when I think I'm not contributing enough, I hear some brago. Yeah.

Yeah. And I'm like, okay, I'm doing all right. Maybe they should try measuring time a little while they do this show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's keep it going here.

We live in the dark ages of podcasting. You know what? I've been on the radio before on morning shows, and you see this thing where the producer will be going like this, like stretch it out, we gotta fill more time. Like I just picture, there's a guy sitting across I'm just going, yeah, just milk it, milk it, keep milking it, constantly.

From the time they start, the whole show's keep going, I gotta do it. I gotta do it. What are they doing? Why are they doing so much time? She goes before Gail Aill, figured out how to measure time. The other woman goes, yikes. You guys have heard of like, Sun dials.

This is not measuring time. Is that a new concept in 1400? This is something that people do about. Well, I've been forwarded to that like, whoa, we're the fuck did the Sun go? Holy shit, I hope it goes back It was just there second ago Bob, you know, we could measure

I'm glad I knew when that was gonna happen I can't see yikes. Oh my god and by the way I have the last version to be calling anyone out for knowing facts or information That's how dumb these women are that was was now like, wow, I'm smarter than these women. Oh, they're possible. So then we can entom all of Lena or the Vinci's accomplishments for whatever reason. This is the most boring thing you could do. He also focused on mechanics of levers, gears, cranes, hydraulics, ball bearings, bicycles, and flying machines. Incredible. It bearings, bicycles, and a flying machines. Incredible.

It's boring. You're boring, everybody. We're boring, everyone. This was on a placemat at a seafood restaurant or something I ate at when I was nine, right? He invented a lot of things. Poles and levers and flying machines. How are you? How are you?

You draw a picture. I don't know. What? I'm not. Listen, I think Davinci is a pretty cool guy. I don't know. I think Davinci is not on trial here. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know. It's accomplishments. But the way these have been put in, I'm just like, this guy sucks. Who cares? But it turns out, and I didn't know this, accomplishments, but the way these are important, I'm just like, this guy sucks, who cares? But it turns out, and I didn't know this, because in my dumb pea brain, I thought that robots and automobiles

were something from the last 120, 130 years, but apparently, 500 years ago, this was happening. Among many other designs in 1495, he detailed plans for a three-wheeled up self-moving auto-mobile. Oh my God. That has been considered the first robot. That's insane. He designed a robot.

In 1495. In 1495. Yeah. Okay. I think we've been polite long enough here. Oh my God. A robot. It's a windy toy. Detroit, not a robot.

I'm just gonna point that out real quick. And also, he didn't actually design this or invent it, but he wrote plans to do it. Yeah. For someone else to do a bad thing. Shit, I can do that. Yeah, right, like all things I plan to do. Yeah, right, like, I'm gonna build a spaceship

that goes to Jupiter. Try out for the NFL. I'm gonna do it for the spaceship that goes to Jupiter. Try out for the NFL. I'm dealing with the spaceship that goes to Jupiter. Truly impressive. Holy shit. And I wish I was exaggerating. They talk about DaVinci, like I'm in history class and I'm so bored of it.

This is a popular podcast. This couldn't be more boring. If it was a, I love Dan Carlin, hardcore history, great show, compelling, interesting, the way he goes into historical events is amazing, and I enjoy that. So I'm not like against learning or history. It's just like bad medicine, Dr. Steve. Yeah, bad medicine. I think it's bad.

Dr. Steve has got bad medicine. But yes, you could be educational and still be interesting and charismatic and compelling. These women are adults who are reading a wiki page to me. And I'm like, well, if I was interested in that, I would have read that wiki page. It's a wiki page. Yeah. The wiki page. Right, I forgot my bad.

And by the way, they're really into it, tell. I'm now obsessed with DaVinci. Great. Yeah, it was like, yeah, I can tell. Shut the fuck up about DaVinci. People don't show up about it. Yeah, we get it. Man, the word obsession is so overused these days

by little girls. Yeah. I'm obsessed with the food that's in my mouth right now. Yeah, it's not literally. Obsessed with DaVinci. By the way, so never read another thing about DaVinci for the rest of her life. Yeah, literally. It says it's a bitchy. By the way, so never read another thing about the bitchy for the rest of her life. Yeah, that's it's over.

Who? That was three episodes ago. I don't care anymore. All right, so what else are you talking about here? This wasn't as boring to research as I sort of assumed. That was so cool. It's boring as shit. Who's she trying to convince right there? This wasn't this boring as I thought it would be no, it was very boring. What are they normally talking about?

Where's the crime dude? Engineering is the crime In this episode it's so insane I Can't wrap my head around this we started with the challenger right now, and then it's somehow insane. I can't wrap my head around this. We started with the challenger. Right. And then it somehow veered into this. It's just connected in some way. That's a great question.

The K-hole, she mentioned. If I could possibly pay attention to the show for more than like three and a half minutes of the time, I would have the answer to that. But I'd like in and out like, well, that was how much a Vinci, oh, now I'm talking about. Yeah, it's like a fever dream.

Yeah. If only Vinci oh now talking about yeah, it's like a fever dream If only Da Vinci would have made the plans for the challenger yeah That would have solved it right there and listen to how proud of herself She is for being able to read a wiki pedia page Yeah, great job ma. Thanks any is proud of you pretty good for a stupid liberal cut. Yes, and feminist. Yeah, well keep that bar real Wow, I like the way she self identifies. I will say that true. I mean she is dead on that's pretty good for a Dumb moron. Well, yeah, for a Dumb moron, then it's pretty good. You read the whole wiki page out by yourself. Here's a gold star. Congratulations. All right. So we're off to a bad star. Well, that's we're off to a bad star and already. We're not off to a great start. Agreed. That other chick must be really entertaining. You think the one that's out. You think that's

what's going on? It must Be so charismatic and funny and research. I'm sure she's listening right now, whincing on, oh my god. Yes. Yes. We normally do a tight hour and five-minute show, highly informative about crime. What is this? Well, here's an example of the other woman who has the facts, she has the knowledge, she's going to share it with us.

This final collapse of the building lasted less than 12 seconds. So fast considering how much damage was done, but it still happened really rapidly. Yep. It was fast, but it happened rapidly. That's not a butt, that's an A and a sentence, right? It was fast and it happened rapidly. By the buildings collapsing, almost always happens rapidly. Yeah a half and rapidly. By the way, buildings collapsing, almost always happens rapidly.

Yeah, rarely is it like, oh, there's one brick. There's a second. And a third. Yeah. Wow. You want to grab a bike and come back and catch the last half and then it's like,

no one ever says this is like watching a building collapse. You know, when they're talking about being bored, it's not like paint drying It's like no, it's it happens very rapidly. Yeah, and no time All right, but this this true crime story that they're telling about this building collapsing Which is a weird true crime story. Dubious. But now I see why they're pros. And a total of 98 residents died.

Wow. In 12 seconds. That's horrifying. Yeah. See, that's the thing you have to do on true crime shows. I've learned this, Pat. As opposed to the made-up crimes shows, right? Yeah, right.

I know. Why is it we're true crime, anyway? Went off on that last episode. Trigger. Thank you. Thanks for doing that. I'm in the fake crime. Yeah right. Exactly. I make I make them crimes and I talk about it on my show. I don't want to hear that. I want to hear true crime. The president was shot. Tonight on fake crime. So this thing that they do and they all do this. they have to act like they're horrified. That's what I hate about True Crime Podcast. That's what I love about New York City Crime Report.

It doesn't do that. It's irreverent and fun, and we talk about it like it's around the water cooler. Nobody is putting the pressure on you to be emotionally identifying with these victims. Exactly. It's ridiculous. We all know a building class, people lived there and it was tragic. She's like 98 people died, they're like, oh no, 98. Horrifying.

Oh, Horrifying. Oh my gosh. I was hoping it would be like 75, but 98. Yeah, right exactly. Like, what are we talking about? People die every day. I don't know. I don't know.

I had a cat died. I'd be sad about it, Jesus. Yeah. It's a comic book. Who's cat died? Well, more than one cat Jesus. Yeah, it's a comic book whose cat died well more than one cat. Oh, no Yeah, that's awful. Should we horror should we take them in a And all those bricks crumbled. I mean come on. All right, let's get to the bottom of that story because I didn't know why did this happen? Why did the building collapse?

Like it could have been a structural failure that could have been prevented years before. Yeah, we're looking into it. It could have been termites. Could have been terrorism. I don't fucking know. Just like the cartoons. Termites. They should get into the bottom of this lane. Yeah. No, that would be a slow collapse. Food round corner. Some little termite.

You imagine you're on the second floor and I got the first floor. You're on the third floor and I got the first floor. Yeah, I just ate right through the floor. Yeah, I'm in the room with my neighbors. What happened to our view? Ah, just not what I used to be. Pancakes into itself, right?

This is so stupid. This is the last that I have, and then we'll move on to more fun things. But I like women who are rule followers, people who love the government and their rules, and don't ask questions if there's rules, let's just follow them. Don't fuck around with the zoning. There are reasons why that exists. Fucking blow the whistle, guys. Like sometimes it's just aesthetic.

Some cities don't want buildings over like two or three stories because it's like a historical situation. What? Which should be respected also. And then also sometimes it's about infrastructure. How are we going to get? It's too dangerous. Like sewer utilities water to these places. Sewer

utilities. What? No one's having trouble fleshing the toilet under 20th floor or whatever. I like that she goes, look, there's zoning laws for reason whether they're reasonable or not. They're the laws. Don't question them. The whole building will fall down in 12 seconds. They don't need a reason, but they're the laws. And that's what you have to deal with. Did we ever find out John McAfee's like secret stuff was there or whatever? Wasn't that part of that story?

I forgot he was texted to that. Yeah, but I never heard. I think it was one day. I think it was just termized. Yeah, termized. Or terrorism or zoning laws. I'm not sure why that's only classified. I think about it. White supremacy. Global warming Trump. Yeah, there's a lot of reasons why that building came down. A lack of sewer utility. Like a sewer utility.

This happened where governor DeSantis is in charge. de Santis. He wants to kill everyone. That's what he now. He flew all the infrastructure to Martha's Vineyard. Now, you have, because we're doing a New York City Crime Report show. Yes. You have true crime shows, but, or true crime stories. Yes.

Before we do that, I'm teasing that. OK. I want to bring on a very special guest. And I'm very excited that this gentleman is going to join us. I'm going to bring him in. I don't know if I'm using his real name or not. Can I use your name? Yeah, absolutely.

All right. So Don is here. And I'm so excited to have him on the show because Don used to produce the Stuttering John podcast. We had back when he had Royce as his co-host on the show, the unit from Royce's Arcade, and that was the first time we reviewed Stuttering John podcast, and it was just a random review we do.

We review podcasts, so we do. And we were blown away by how bad the show was. I mean, literally, I was the funneled by him. Like, what is John talking about? So I'm like a second grader, a pork art. What is going on here? And it was just a random drop, and I just picked fun by him. Like what is John talking about? So I'm gonna second grade your pork cart. What is going on here? And it was just a random drop and I just picked a random show

and it was the craziest thing I ever heard. And we would have moved on. But then John got all but heard about it and started coming after us and saying we couldn't play custom as show on our show. And we're just like, isn't like him. I know right, right? Usually you throw up a bunch the punches but there's one time

Anyway, the point is done you were part of that show and the reason why we connected is because you were on dabble's anonymous And that was the lowest part of your life Correct was good part of that show. Please tell us tell us the story of that Well, that's I was already at the lowest part of my life when I took the job with Royce. That's why you take that job, yeah. Exactly. So initially, the job was to produce marketing materials, do some programming.

I have a background mainly in IT and graphic design. So pretty much graphically, everything that Royce had going, I was producing signs. And I did a lot of 3D printing replacement parts for arcade machines, blah, blah, blah. pretty much graphically everything that Royce had going, I was producing signs and, you know, I did a lot of 3D printing replacement parts for arcade machines blah, blah, blah. So out of the blue one, they're stuttering John Choseup. I mean, Royce is like, yeah, I knew him from NBC.

Royce used to be like a page or a gopher or something. I didn't know that, okay. Yeah, so that's how he's done. I bet John treated him really well too, if he was a page at NBC. I'm sure he didn't big time him at all. Obviously, no, sir. You look part of an empty beard, don't you get? See, Royce, I almost feel bad.

He was easy pickings because he was obsessed with the Howard Stern show from like seventh grade. Can I just point out real quick, Don? Everyone in John's universe that he el latches on to was obsessed with the Howard Cerncho and he takes full advantage of that. So even like Anthony's buddy in New York who brought John to the poker game and I mean, there's numerous examples of people that John just takes advantage of because they're fans of the Howard Cerncho and Howard called him out for that back when he was on the Howard

Cerncho and he's still doing it. Like I liked the Howard Stern show, but I wasn't a fan. I listened here and there. I watched the e-show once in a while or the Channel Nine show. I grew up in upstate New York not far from where you are.

Oh cool. So we used to get the Channel Nine show as well. But I was never a fan. So he had no influence over me. I was just fascinated. Here's this guy from the tonight show from Howard Stern show from Howard Stern show. Sure. And Royce

is bringing him into move video games. So Royce's part of his business was he in addition to the warehouse arcade. He rented games out. So maybe the office is at Hulu had a miss Pac-Man machine or something or you were having a party. So you rented games. John, we drive the truck.

Stop you real quick. Yeah, anytime, anytime. John's job was to physically move video games for rights. Correct. Correct. You can load them on and off the truck, carry them in and out of the offices, carry them in and out of homes. This is the home run he would. He would go to. He never mentioned that. Yeah, I never hear about that. I hear about Stephanie Miller. I hear about birthday. Yeah, I never hear about that. I hear about Stephanie Miller, I hear about the night shot.

I never hear about moving arcade games. Moving the defender game. Right. Here's my pretty good dolly. I found you guys. No, it's fine. I found you guys. There was an old show.

And I listened to it. And he said in the show, I helped my friend Royce out, all of his employees have DUI, so I delivered the game to him, I drive the truck for him. When in reality, he needed a job, he needed money. He's always doing something in the favor. He could never just fuss up, like, guy, I need $130 a day, so I'm a substitute teacher. It's gonna be like, I'm giving back to the community.

I helped out a bunch of people. I helped out a bunch of people. I helped out. I helped out to do very well. I'm going to drive. I was like, all right, I'll be out there. My whole body is going back. So like the whole time Royce really wants to start producing content of some kind. His vision is to have an arcade blossom into a theme park into a production company like a Walt Disney type.

So to him, Stuttering John is an opportunity. And when he sees the abysmal mess that the original podcast was in, he volunteers his staff, which was me, and the space. And at the time was also my equipment. So we set up, you know, in this empty warehouse, a giant echoing chamber, the worst possible space and began doing the show. And I think two or three shows in is when we stumbled into getting the president on the phone.

Right. This was your fault. This was your fault. Yeah, correct, yeah. You called the president. You said your phone. Yeah, because I was plugged in at the board, you know, like producer Chris. So every time he wanted to call someone The side is I got everybody's number. I like Jackie's number and Boba booze number and all these weird numbers in my phone now

yeah, so That began really the juices flowing for Royce was, you know, now we're gonna we got heat You know the news is here and John's gonna make you know that. Let's give out that real quick I don't want to drag this out to a long time. I appreciate your time. But then my pleasure. What was your take on the actual phone cause because I think it was very impressive that he connected with Trump and he talked to him from Air Force One, but that actual phone call was a dud. Correct. It was nothing. He didn't do anything. It wasn't funny. It wasn't interesting.

It was just a. Well, there was there was plan. Yeah, in the middle of the show. I was a voice just blurted out, you know, my cousin Vinnie, you know, you should call him Melinda's Menendez, you know, like Jerry Callow, Jerry Gallo. And that's what triggered it. So he started calling and we didn't get through right away. Right. What he had to do was leave a message. Trump was on stage somewhere. And it was the return call. So he got it supposedly was on a date in a restaurant when the return call came to him. And I don't know who recorded it. Someone in New York was able to record it for him and that's how we got the tape. And the next day Roy started pedaling it. An entire day

went by because no one believed it happened. You was like, sir, this sounds like a prank call. So Daily Mail, I think, picked it up and then it was off and running. And Royce, all he wanted to do was build this media empire. So having Stuttering John now meant that he could attract some people. So people started reaching out, Greg Brumberg from Star Wars and JJ Abrams Best Friend, everybody knows who he is. Heather McDonald from Chelsea lately. Chris Pontius, one of the jackass guys.

You know, they were like, Mark Campbell started reading, Mark Campbell follows me on Twitter, me. Oh, look at you. Hey, look at you. I used to have a Star Wars member too. I just changed. No other reason that I was connected to that phone call. And you know, these the folks in Hollywood that didn't like Trump thought here's John a warrior.

You're talking to people on Trump. There's people in Hollywood who don't like Trump. Go figure. News to me. I'm on news to me. Stop. So all these people came out of the woodwork and it was looking, it was kind of exciting for a while.

Michael Avanotti was representing him before his race. Right. So for a while, their voice got excited and put together a reunion show. He brought Jackie out, flew him out, paid him for Dian. He got Billy Weston and you know, that was a process by the way, because Billy West does not talk about Howard Stern. Correct. That was a process. It was quite a coup.

I edited just as that was being edited. Okay. Is when I woke up one morning and just let loose on Stuttering John, I was so disgusted with myself and where my life had been. And I just let loose on what I who I thought he was and of course Royce then fired me. Wait, where'd you lose like to his face? Yeah, yeah, I got damn. I wish you would have recorded that. Oh, I know. That's amazing. I know. Yeah, it never it never made air. It just because the two of them immediately teamed up against me.

Right. And I'm like, I'm just, this is ridiculous. What am I doing here? I have skills. I, you know, I have other things I could be doing with my life. I need to get my life back. And that was kind of the wake up call for me. And that's what I did. I didn't really want to be fired at the time, but it was the kick I need. That's why you're successful. Why can I say that fucking words? That's why you're successful It's because you recognize I'm working with Southern John Melendez. What am I doing with my time? This thing roasted my dime. I should be criticizing him on the air. Yeah, right It's I will that was another reason I posted.

All you guys have in such a great time, all the dabblers for him, I've been on Reddit for almost as long as Reddit. I'm a 15 year club, about to turn 16 year. So outside, I didn't want to comment or open that door. It took me a while to decide if I wanted to do this because now I'm kind of invited Stuttering John back into my life in a way. I'm sure he will have some. You won't get a CD. Yes. I guarantee you that. Collect him on. I had to decide.

Yeah. Or what? Or right. I haven't heard from these guys since that day. What an amazing feeling that must be though, you know, to like have this personal run in with this guy, you end up just saying everything to him. You get fired. And then later on, it turns out there's this whole club of people who collectively hate the guy. People were like, by the way, good move. You're like, at the time, I didn't realize that I was making the smartest decision

to my life. But yeah, right. I was truly stunned. And you was an accidental find a YouTube popped up his Washington debacle. Your guys review it. That was the beginning of the rabbit hole. So then I discovered the dabblers and that whole scene and I couldn't believe how many

people you guys are like the gold standard. There's a lot of other channels who are now dedicating their time to knocking, stuttering John. It's so much fun. How many people? It's so much fun. And people ask me, like ROTC has been getting into it a lot lately, immersion Royce over there. I love those guys.

But people ask me, they're like, are you pissed? You know, Shule's doing this now and everyone's getting into him. I'm like, no, there's plenty to go around. I get to all the suffering John nonsense that's going on. A lot of meat on the boat. I only do two shows a week. I mean, it's only, you know, so much I can do. And fuck with this guy.

So I appreciate that everyone's getting involved. I've also been in the apartment during the four of your assert place. It's much mentioned and talked about. And it's everything you, every way it's been described by people is accurate, but there's no way to describe the smell. It is cat piss and like humanity, I don't know how to, like a lived in, but the stuff that

we watch off ourselves every day, it was still hanging around there, along with the cat piss, the money thing on the wall, it was all real. It's in Kanoga Park, it is across from the Home Depot. I was astounded. I thought he had real money put away. So when he showed up on Royce's doorstep broke, I was shocked. I thought after the tonight show, he was at least comfortable. Yeah, I was at possibly making half a million dollars a year for 10 years and you become that broke. Well, he was living out. You make half a million dollars a year for 10 years, and you become that broke. Well, he did a book deal for 10 grand. Okay, that's why.

He doesn't have a mind for business. He has a mind for drinking cores light and trying to get laid. Talk to me more about the apartment though. So you went over to his place for whatever reason. I don't know if you're helping them to attack or something, probably. No, no. How to do something with Roy whatever reason. I don't know if you're helping them to attack or something. No, no.

Had to do something with Royce. I think we had to pick him up. Okay. And it was during the, in fact, it was after the Trump call. I don't remember the specifics. Like, if he didn't want to drive, there was some reason though that we had to be there. It wasn't that complex.

So, he knew you were coming up. No, no, no. Did you know you were coming up? Okay, so he didn't clean or prep the place for visitors at all no no I don't know his OCD won't allow it I know he struggles it was the the exact pigstie that you saw when the green screen fell down I went into living room kitchen area and shortly after that he invited us for Thanksgiving and I just remember there's no way on her I'm going to eat. I'm not going to stutter in John's that they're kidding. I won't come up with any excuse in the world, but there's no way

I'm going to that out. You know, it's funny. I don't want to like brag about having a family, but one thing I don't do Thanksgiving is invite co-workers over. Right. I don't know. That weird. Maybe I'm a weirdo. He's close, you know. It's what we do. Exactly. Pure canned chicken. Yeah.

We could get turkey in the oven with our family. Hey, man. So that, uh, yeah, that, you know, saw the condo, saw the way he lived. Uh, you know, he can't help but laugh at home depot because it's home depot. You know, these guys up there trying to hustle work all day long. It's, yeah.

It's Kanoga Park. It's not a good place. It's not a great place. What's it a ghetto? I didn't feel on state. Right. There's a lot worse places in LA. Sure.

But for someone coming off of the credits, the ad, you would have thought he'd landed a little better on his feet. Oh, every single person, that's one of the funny things about John, every person he worked with is still in show business. And John claims it's like, well, no one will hire old writers, you know, they don't want old writers on this. Just like, no, people want experience. They want someone who's wrote a bunch of jokes for jail.

I don't. Yeah. But no matter how little he gets, it still seems like too much. He's got 200 people watching him on YouTube. Why? Oh, they all hate him. OK, well, that makes sense. In the small world department, I just watched the Rich

Teleriko episode. Yeah. You guys did yesterday as well. He grew up two towns away from me. We were in high school around the same time. I think I dated girls in his class. No shit. So is it like the Utica Fair World?

Yeah, he's from Frankfurt. I'm from Frankfurt. I'm from the UK. I'm right. You're way. Yeah. We're going to hurt you. We're going to hurt you.

Deep into some New York State shit now. I mentioned Big Up and. That's coming. Coming up into the break. Big up 10. Yeah. And if you like the hearts of Valleys. Exactly.

I heard John call on the Rochester police on you. I've been like, you know, since I discovered you, I've been, you know, watching all these episodes. And I saw you wearing the Genesee shirt. I'm like, these guys are definitely in upstate New York. Right now, see if nobody outside of, you know, like that Mohawk Valley area. I literally go close shopping and a pub.

That's what Rochester is. Like, we're like, I'm gonna get drunk and also buy some T-shirt. That's more about your shirts get ruined. That's it. Yeah. So yeah, I thankfully have moved on. I currently live in Montana. I'm leading a very happy life.

I was doing some programming for Royce. I finally embraced it full time and found my way into a nice couple of positions and in every way thrilled with how my life is unfolding at this moment. Even more so to now be able to watch Dutdering John from the outside. It's funny to watch the boobs get bigger, the place gets shabby or the lies get bigger. And the amount of people, the community that is formed around him yet he can't seem to harvest any success from it. Is it incredible?

It's incredible, isn't it? I could never have predicted this would happen. No, this one guy would create such a weird fan base around just goofing at him. It's so insane. And, Don, I want to thank you for going on the dabbers, anonymous, and posting the posts that you put up there. I think it's pinned. People should go on there and check it out. You're on a long explanation of your time there and everything that happened.

And thank you so much for coming on this show. And being a part of this, I mean, I'd love to talk to you again. Anytime. Okay, I'm sorry I'm using the AirPods. I'm not in the normal podcast. It's not great. No, it's not great. Thank you. Actually, I had to get a good, they were a bit different.

I had to get a good picture. I had to get a good picture. I had to get a good picture. I had to get a good picture. I had to get a good picture. I had to get a good picture. I had to get a good picture. I had to get a good picture.

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I had to get a good picture. I had to get a good picture. I had to get a good picture. I had to get a good picture. I had to get a good picture. I had to get a good picture. I had to get a good picture. I mean, things come and go, you know, there was so much, it was such a blur. And I, you know, I felt like just trying to spill it all out. Somebody have asked me about doing an AMA on Reddit, so I may do that. Oh, cool. Yeah, you should. That way, you know, it's got a little more time with the questions and so forth.

I haven't been on anything or done anything in a long time. Yeah. So this is all like a blur to me, you know. My first question would be like, what seasoning does he use on his beer can chicken? You know, what's seasoning does he use on his beer can chicken? You know, what's the recipe? Really stupid shit. Don't care about that.

All right. Well, dad, you should do that. And I'll promote it if you do. And I'll have you back sometime if you want to come on because I feel like you have a lot more information. Oh, I do. I spent a year of my life there in Royce's arcade and the whole time with Stuttering John. Wow. So yeah, so I've insight into both of their little worlds and I lost track of them. So now I'm really excited to be discovered.

That's the other thing and I'm going to move on. I'm sorry, but you just reminded me your whole point in the original post you put up was that how big of a dick Royces. Which I thought was interesting. I'm like, yeah, so we all know that, but also Royce socks too. Like, oh, right. Correct. Yes.

Yeah. So that was both of those contributed to that kick in my fans. I needed to turn my life around. Royces. Can I get Royce on the show? Do you think, Don? Maybe. Yeah.

He's, if there's an opportunity for him in it, definitely. He's all about making something. I him in it definitely he's all about Making something I could use it our cake in a fun my basement Four-way pack man But I mean he might have also moved on watch this ends of it It would be the most you know the healthiest thing he could do for his life. Yeah, I don't know where is that well I somebody on red it told me he does tick-tocks from Disneyland, and I haven't seen them yet.

I believe it. The more the story is, if you want to be enriched in your career, get the fuck away from Centering John. Absolutely, yeah. That checks out. All right. Thanks, Dad. Is there anything you want to promote?

It's a pleasure. No, I'm not. I'm not promoting you now. OK, you're doing your thing. You're happy. I've had a little around. I'm happy. I'm a programmer. That's a database programmer. I don't need work. I'm not only you now, okay, you're doing your thing. You're happy. I've had a little around. I'm happy. I'm a programmer. That's a database programmer.

I don't need work. I'm good. It's just living my life. Good for you, buddy. I appreciate that. Thank you, man. Keep in touch. Let's do this again.

Heck yeah. This was a lot of fun, man. Thank you so much for having me. Awesome. Thanks for coming on. Take care. That was a big gap. Yeah, you and your big city Montana guest.

I mean, does internet work? So I gotta give them that. Yeah, what I'd love to be out in Montana, you know? I wanted to be on the run from the law so much then, you know. That's a good point. Yeah, being a felon and everything, you know, it's not easy. Do you have criminal charges against you? No, okay.

I certainly have never been convicted of right. Yes. Well, convicted is a different thing. Charge, that was another thing. That doesn't make me a felon that makes me nothing Yes. Well, convicted is a different thing. Charge. That was another thing. That doesn't make me a felon. That makes me nothing yet. Innocent to prove a guilty.

Innocent to prove a guilty. I mean, I saw the video, but never. I didn't. Innocent to prove a guilty. I understand. I was nowhere near some of it that day. Speaking of innocent to prove a guilty. What's going on in the York City?

An on off duty NYPD traffic agent was arrested this week for allegedly choking his girlfriend. What did she do? Get out of the crosswalk or something? She sounds like a real asshole. Yeah, what an aficious NYPD traffic agent that's most of been. His name was Shotaheel Islam. 37 allegedly became violent during an argument with the woman. He was arrested and charged with criminal obstruction of breathing at her ass.

That's an interesting charge. Is that a real thing? Yeah, it's a body of obstruction of breathing? Criminal obstruction of breathing. Someone's having a laugh down there. Yeah, right. I'm so sorry. There's, I guess there's like a civil obstruction of breathing,

you know, that you have to have to have to have to have to hold your breath too long. Yeah, go to court over that. So you've threatened your parents with holding your breath in terms term blue. Yeah. A criminal obstruction of breathing, I guess, with, you know, the choking, choking.

Choking. It's joking. It's what we've always say out. Yeah. I was all joking. Yeah. Like, yeah, criminal obstruction of breathing is what, what was the name, Norwood, the kicker?

You got to bring that up. Yeah. You coming to my fucking house? And you got to talk about Scott Norwood. In my home day. When I watch the NFL, I'm putting it to be a buy into the punching cat. No one expected that to happen. Well, listen to your honor. He brought up Scott Norwood.

All right, this case is dismissed. Bustard in the confines is 107th precinct and That's that so I guess the guys is I mean if his name is Islam He's got to be a muzzle right gotta be yeah, yeah, not a lot of Buddhists. Her name is like yeah Christian my experience I guess there's people named Christian right so the guy right next to me named Christian. Yes, correct Christian people thinking is Christopher But is not Christian Christian Yeah, so people think my name's short for Patrick a lot of times, but it's not it's not sure for pathetic

Use promo code pathetic. Yeah promo code PAT right over there on uncensored dot T Wow, I thought it was good. I don't know why you get heckled I mean we need some wine and crime, you know nothing goes a crime like wine I did Taney locked himself inside of a staff bathroom hanged himself on rikers marking the 14th death in DC custody so far this year. This year, 14th. 14th and the party. That's not even Jeffery Epstein, that was last year, right?

Right, that suicide was like 2018. That suicide. Yeah, that counts for several suicide. It was so much of a suicide, they counted four or five times. That was the most suicide, suicide, we ever suicide it. You know, the foremost suicide, Kevin Bryan, who entered the notorious jail complex six days ago, Rikers were talking about after he was arrested for burglary.

So be careful breaking into places. If you don't want to go to Rikers, right, you know, breaking into someone's home is a lot worse than people really give a credit for. That's my take on burglary. I mean, people think burglary, you know breaking into someone's home is a lot worse than people really give a credit for that's my take on burglary I mean people think like burglary, you know like they think it's like a guy with a sack, you know Yeah, I get like a tiptoe in a round or something I'm like, whoa, what's over here? Yeah, it's not that Jump out the window and they're gone. Yeah, right. You see a guy in your home. It's the most terrifying thing

They're gonna happen to produce a crash. He's hitting me really. What else do you want to talk about me? I'm sorry. I'm not talking to you. I'm sorry. And you were asleep? Not for long. I chased an individual out of my house.

A particular individual. Yes. I'm sorry, I brought up. I'm a virgin. Why didn't I get a guy? I'm sorry. I was a fascinating to me, because everybody has that nightmare that happening.

How many times would I go check? I thought I heard something fascinating to me, because everybody has that nightmare that happening. How many times would go check? I thought I heard something, you know, you're vigilant about it. Oh, my wife, she does a thing. If I'm not home, I'm traveling or something, and she's sleeping alone, she'll normally have a white noise machine when she sleeps.

And she turns it off, because she's like, I need to be able to hear her. I'm like, if someone breaks into the house, you don't want to know that. You sleep through that. Trust me, you'll be way better better off wake up the next morning being like oh I think someone was in here.

That'd be a way better experience. Go can no one get's happening. Go confront him. Yeah what are you gonna do? Yeah you can handle it. I like the way normally like if you're here I don't mind if we if I sleep through it. Yeah exactly. That's fine you'll handle it.

A white noise machine I might not know that too because she hates my snoring she turns on the white noise machine. The white noise.? My guy does that too, because she hates my snoring. She turns on the white noise machine. The white noise, so much better. Yeah. By the way, I speaking of breaking to someone's home, I had Tucker Dixon in my house last night, invited and I hated it.

So I had to, I had to, having someone in your house, I had invited socks. You have a guest who, and you feel burglarized. Yeah, well, why is this guy here? Well, he gave me your address. Oh, yeah, fuck. If I give you some shit, well, you leave. Hey, how about you have a beer to go?

Right? Here's a red solo cup. Beated. Did you, did he come in through the window? Does burglar, to your home? No, not talking to a doctor. Yeah. He slides through a screen.

OK. Came in the first floor, like a home, like a, not an apartment, but like a regular house. Yeah, it's a house screen. Okay, came in the first floor like a home, like a not a apartment, but like a regular house. Yeah, it's a house I rent. Okay, yeah, wow. Yeah, they middle the night you live alone. Not at the time, but I do know. Okay, same place.

Yeah. So what did you do? I did. Did you have a firearm? I was, it was Memorial Day weekend, I was, I can't even believe I woke up, but I was a drunk passed out and this person was using their cell phone

as a flashlight, walking into my bedroom. And I just left out of bed and started chasing them down the stairs. They went out the door, there was already open for them. And I stood there saying, did that just fucking happen? Wow.

That's crazy. It's hard to get back to sleep after that. I would imagine. And actually, I can't believe I reacted anyway, because I'm such a pussy. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. It's hard to get back to sleep after that, I would imagine. And actually, I can't believe I reacted that way, because I'm such a pussy. Yeah. Yeah. I wake up hammered and somebody's in your house,

you just come out swinging. Yeah. Yeah. Well, as Dick was swinging. Yeah. And the guy who got away, man. Fuck me or fight me. Yeah.

A fucker flight type reactor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. reactor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Flight. It was that maybe that's what this guy had, the fucker flight, because he hung himself there in the jail. I guess you know, he'd only been there six days. Six days. He's even cited quickly that this was not the life for him, got into a staff bathroom,

and off himself there. So. Dude, I live in a house with my beautiful wife, with all my toys, and I want to kill myself daily. I can't imagine being so early, like, that for six days, I wouldn't make it too. I'd be like, I'm out of here. This is over.

I hear you. I hear you. That makes sense to me, for some weird reason, I guess. Six days, though. Yeah, I mean, I must've been the worst six days of his life. Yeah. But what's going on in writers, you've got to wonder, you know, we're just like, wow, this is a happening.

It's even more terrible than it has been for years and years. And people have been talking with Rikers overcrowded. It's not anymore. They've almost emptied it out. They still complain about the crowding, but they're like the population is down by two thirds. They had to do it out and just put them all into Harlem. I'm going, oh, that's good. That helps you go there. Yeah. Now, don't do nothing.

Yeah. Yeah. It's so true. We're on the other system. Well, you hear a lot about these criminal records. You know, people have a criminal record. They get out and they do stuff. And this we got actually absolutely somebody like that.

It's and I'll be talking about him in just one second. There's a homeless guy on the upper west side busted in a string of unprovoked tax what did the opi do uh... what did i say uh... the beach the deranged homeless man terrorize the upper west side in a spree of unprovoked tax finally behind bars slugged nearly half a dozen unsuspecting victims in just one day

what about the sucka punches? It's Elken Ortiz, 27, ordered held on 50 grand bail, which is amazing. They never set bail anymore. Yeah, that's surprising. Yeah, I mean, just for punching a bunch of people, a bunch of violent attacks, and you're going to set bail. I'm sorry, I'm picturing like three stitches. I keep talking like polka pebles eyes out. Okay, it's still like a hilarious crime spree to me.

I don't know why. It's probably horrific. What it was is they each had one sleeve in each other's jackets and they were swinging around. Yeah. People got involved. Yeah, the Kisome cops broke it up. It was a police brutality thing.

Yeah. Yeah, you know, this guy's 27, like I said, becoming a daily story. Manhattan cop told the post, a homeless person wandering streets attacks innocent people. Only the neighborhoods change. This is over. He's to see. I feel like he's going to like look off in the distance. Go to city. It's a troubled city. It turns into fucking Batman. Use puncher people around 915 a.m. That's when he was arrested connected with a broad daylight assaults again.

Wait, wait, wait, what time was he punching people? 915 a.m. That's too early. Yeah. What do you start working out? I start punching people afternoon. I say get a breakfast in, get your coffee. For me, it's 4 p.m.

4 p.m. I bet. Right around 4 p.m. Get out of the slump. That's where he checks out. Pat woke up today like 30 minutes ago. Yeah. That makes sense.

So we should stop before he gets into punching, right? What time is it? Oh shit, we're after punching hour. We're at the punching hour. This guy had been out of state prison though for less than a month. And he's still on parole for May 21st assault, which he carried out. Yeah, I mean like he's a convicted guy and they just, you know, he gets out again. I don't know why they don't. You know what I know about New York City crime report

Pat show? This show that we're doing right now. Yes, New York City crime report. What I know about it is there's just no end to the content. It's like centering John. It's like you can't even keep up. Like I'm trying to cover it all, but it's impossible. Is it a huge time for a new story? Let's go. Let's go. A Chelsea teenager says he has no clue why a total stranger walked up and knocked him out cold

with a brick. He does no idea. Sure. What were you wearing? I went to school on Monday. He does no idea. Sure. What were you wearing? I went to school on Monday. This is a museum school senior, Ethan Maddie. He's in museum school to learn to museum.

I don't remember the first half of my day. I woke up in the hospital. I have no recollection of him. He said, I've been in fights before. But you don't expect that. Yeah. It's kind of a cheap shot, right? When I look down, he got me the second I looked away, I said nothing to him. I was just reaching in my bag for my lunch, but he did everything but say merely. I was merely when I hear merely, I know full of shit this guy provoked it. But I believe this guy was just hit.

No, that's what that's my own neighborhood. Chelsea, I live there for for a total two different apartments 10 years or more. Well, did anyone get you with a brick? No, why not? Because I'm not some 18 year old museum school. I ain't no band director. Yeah. Band leader.

Anyway, you heard the George Soros leave the brick there for the person to assault him with. Yeah, there was a whole pile of them. This is the only guy who showed up for the protest. Go figure. Please, uh, let's get supposed to go into the window. Please later release the surveillance photos of the brazen brute. And, uh, you know, I mean, if you have the link, he just do. He's very similar to sideshow. Mel, I guess, as he would be. He's got just the hair on top, clean shaving on the sides, but I've done anything to one. No, here, I'll send it to you. I'll send it to you. Fresh. Yeah, but I want send it to you fresh

Yeah, but I want to make sure that you well, it's my no, no, you know what some of this is my bad and some of it is your band Quite bit of it is my bad. I'm you're a very prepared show. I'm very relieved by that And W a T. I want to know is that some of it was your bad I'm taking some of the I feel mockeded. Here's the link, and if you want to see this. Oh yeah, yeah, you sent me multiple links. Yeah, we also have videos of some kids doing a little subway surfing. That's pretty damn, it looks pretty fun. You know, it looks like they're having

the time of their life. Everybody's going so, yeah, we're in a surf van in the USA. This is not the length, but I wanted to see what this is. Yeah, this is the subway surfing right here. Oh, okay. Yeah, look at the move. I'm having a fight.

Hold on, hold on. I got to stop this and put it up on the feed. This looks like it's in a Queens or I would a Queens are Brooklyn above ground. Uh, one of the other show off. Well, I mean, you know, they don't, these things aren't in Manhattan at all. Or Staten Island.

Look at these guys. Yeah, that's mine. Holy shit. Yeah. There's two dozen people off on that train. That's fucking tits. It's crowded in there. They just don't want to get cut That costs extra. Do you want to get on the train? Yeah, I'll get on the train You're gonna do a cab you get on a train. They took it liberal That old side felt bad. Wow. That's fucking cool. Yeah So when do they fall off and die? Is there

everybody over that? Yeah, I think it has around the time to get to the tunnel probably. I was gonna say just to be able to get into that area, you still have to pay for it. It's not like they're getting away with something. No, they don't. It's not a free ride. There it is. Oh, you think so? I don't think you guys are breaking the law. You know, these guys who are riding on top of the subway train, I bet they didn't swipe. I just don't think they swipe their card. Okay. Yeah.

You're probably right. That's a cool video though. Wow. Yeah. Look at it again. We're going to New York soon. We are going to New York on October 15th. Watch for us on top of the train.

But Trump said he used to ride trains like this. Like on the side of the train, he used to like to ride them in from Queens to me. me. I don't I don't that's one thing he said that I don't know if I I think he's pulling my leg I think he might be pulling our legs. I think he's josh it. I said this courtesy by the way viral news New York It's viral news NYC on Twitter One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve twenty twenty twenty kids up there minimum yeah twenty kids yeah I mean it's the train's not going slow it's no no no no no no we're slowing down that would be a problem too yeah yeah we're gonna stop at that stop. Almost nothing can go right.

You know, a couple of graffiti artists got killed doing this. Well, they were doing graffiti in the, anything that you don't interact with the trains at all. Like, maybe a couple of these guys are spider-man and they can just like, web sling away. And that's fine. They're like, oh, you're not all spider-man? What do you guys do?

No, no, no. I'm a spider-man. You No, no. I'm Spider-Man. You're from the same town. I love this. It was great power, comes great responsibility. Great ignorance comes great injury. Oh, yeah, exactly. An hilarious injury too.

We do not encourage this. Don't try this at home. Don't try this at home or in New York. Anywhere. I know a 20-year-old sushi bar worker accused of assaulting women on the upper east side. So we got the upper west with a homeless crazy guy punching people, but on the upper east side, a 20 year old guy, bar worker, sushi bar worker, assaulting women on the upper east

side. Now, his hands already smell like fish, I assume. So he doesn't need to be here. I see what you're doing there. Okay. It's not pro blow doing there. See she's working. It's not pro blow anti blow, but it's so. A call back to a failed joke. Yeah, I was just trying to get my rack or something.

Yeah, I had no choice. Hold on, I think you looked at me with the attempt. I think I have a draw for that. All right, fair right. Love it. So he's a bus of the, just as he was about to grow up drop for that Fairbite love it So he's a busted you just as he was about to grow his fifth female victim this summer Dude I even had groped five girls in one summer. That's impressive. Yeah, I mean he's keeping score 92 I remember summer 69

69 old and women Damien Baza Renda and at about 11 no 120 a.m. Saturday in front of 11 East 104 street and he's facing charges on four assaults, including a case in June when he licked his victim's breast. I mean, that's classy four-point. I was going to say that's actually a nice thing. Yeah. I mean, what is your problem? Yeah, how did he get to your breast? What were you wearing again? How did you lick the breast? Yeah, I mean like pulling the clothes off would be part of the crime I mean this seems like a compliment

Right, I don't I don't like anyone's breasts. I'm not I choose whose breasts I've got to look oh not just anyone Yeah, that's just anyone it's a a compliment of me to like your breasts. If I'm standing on the corner and I'm yelling, Hey, sweetie, you're looking fine, man. Yeah, whatever you know. I do it to anyone. Or I can just walk up and like lick a breast if I like it. Right.

He's facing charges like I said on the, he licked a breast and he was officially charged with sexual abuse and forcible touching, which is similar to a criminal obstruction of breathing. Forcible touching. Yeah. It's one of those things, isn't it? Like, oh, it's so stigmatized to say assault.

Right. Sexual rape. We don't need that stigma. Why? They can't cut up in the justice system. One stupid thing. They look one-breast. The investigator, it's a very criminal, like a minded justice system.

It's an injustice system. They're currently looking at charges regarding a Ford victim. Cops took suspect he was donning a surgical mask about that. He wears his mask. Yeah, well, yeah, gotta be careful. Yeah, if you're gonna be out sexually

solving people, be careful. Yeah, I do not get COVID. I mean something people be careful. That's right. Do not get COVID. I mean, I've heard Zika's going around now. I mean, there's a lot of things to worry about. Oh, and Zika. Yeah. What if I sexually assaulted her? We have a baby.

Baby comes out with a pointy head. Exactly. And now I'm on the hook for 18 years of child support for a retard. This guy here says all I did with when he to the cops, he allegedly said, all I did was touch them. Yeah, I look, you lick to breast. I touched it with this tongue. I think that's technically correct. He hails from Mexico. And they're not sending their best. I don't want to say Trump was right. Maybe he should have said,

yeah, so say rapists and murderers and press liquor. They're forcible touches. They're forcible touching our women. They're making press unexpectedly. Oh my god. We need to build a wall. Yeah. All right. We can move on then. Oh, by the way, here's that museum. If you just if you think this guy's got an interesting look, you know what I mean? This is the museum. Oh. He's the one who broke the brick over the museum school kid.

Yeah. And there he looks. See, look, he says, the guy was bleeding from his brain when they found it. By the way, in Chelsea, the guy who got hit with the brick and said, it could have been really bad if they didn't find me. But yeah, bleeding. I didn't realize he had a brain from his friend with a guy who got hit. Yeah, dumb 18 year old.

You see a cool victim playing the victim. Cod. Maddie is an aspiring rapper who performs under the name Z 10. You were so right about him. He was so right about him. He'd be mowing the increase in random attacks around the city. It's ridiculous. Yes.

A spiring rapper. That's like saying, like, Carl is a spiring engineer. Like I'm not an engineer in any way, and I never will be, but you get a spire to be whatever you the fuck you are. Well, that's usually, that's usually that's reserved for the New York Daily News because anybody who commits a crime who's like,

one day I'd like to design houses. What do I do? A spiring architect. Right. There's a lot of aspiring. He's got a soundcloud account, so he's halfway there. I mean, I don't think it happened from here.

Well, that we'll see. I might like somebody else on a podcast. They want to like give you the idea that it's tragic, you know? Yeah, right. Like this guy was going to change the world and now he got hit with a prick. Yeah, and yeah, this guy was going to be great. But you know, he was in a gang and you got caught up on some stuff and both his baby, mom and say it's a

really big deal in a shame. He's only 16 years old. He only had two kids. His legacy will not live on. It's ridiculous. One thing that we do on this show is judge everyone all the time. In case anyone's not clear about that. Well, the people who commit crimes, like you said, aspiring architects, aspiring, what an aspiring video game mover. I feel like there are people. See, and this is the New York take on it too. This is the New York City take

because he's bemoaning the rise in random attacks, the increase, and he goes, I feel like there are people who need help and people need to be seeking those people, not expecting those people to seek the help they need. What? Was that Kamala Harris? What kind of statement is that? It didn't make any fucking sense. Yes, is that a palindrome? The importance of time.

I feel like there are people who need help and people who need to be seeking those people, not expecting those people to seek the help they need. You fucking know all about this shit. Yeah, thanks for quoting a victim is sometimes not a great idea when they get all philosophical about it. I think that brain bleed might have had an effect. He said if they committed a crime, lock them up. If they're going crazy crazy they got to get help Dude stop. Yeah, stop

Redick oh, this is I guess that is the victim then that's the that's the victim I thought it was the perpetrator. Yeah, that's the aspiring rapper. I'm such an idiot I thought that this was the guy who did the crime. I don't have it on the screen only you and I can see it But look at the guy. I know I'm gonna. I have no sympathy for the guy. I mean I can see it but look at the guy I have no sympathy for the guy I mean I I know victims of automatically yeah really just as a default it's usually the problem it very often is but I wonder if it was these two Europeans you know like do you remember the the the movie I think it was crash at the beginning of it these two they're walking down the street and they're like don't

assume that they're criminals you know. I've got a bad feeling, but you know, she fights against that instinct and then gets robbed because, you know, it turns out her gut feeling was right. And that's I think that there's a lot of that in Europe where they go for a reason. Yeah. And sweet and they go, well, all these new Swedes, you know, God, I get the feeling they might rape my children. And that way, but they fight against it, because they're told to, because that is the most racist white supremacist thing. So, you know, it's funny.

We did a story on the creep off recently, or no, actually, I think it was when I was on the DIC show, we were talking about how Mexicans don't want Americans coming into their country. They're like complaining about it, because all these Americans are moving to Mexico. And so, yeah, people don't want other people coming into their country. That's just a universal thing. And it's like, yeah, people don't want other people coming into the country.

That's just a universal thing. This isn't like a thing that we invented in America. Oh, we don't want all these people coming over the board. It's like every country doesn't want people coming over the board. We perfected it. Yeah. Exactly.

Yeah, Americans go to, you know, witness and spread the word of Jesus in Africa. They cut off our heads and eat them. And deservedly sub. Exactly. What are you doing there? You fucking dumb moron. Mormon. We're not supposed to be here. You know, they're wearing grass, whatever. Anyway, so two city robbery victims, including

a tourist from Denmark. All right, walking on the upper west side shot over the weekend while standing up to violent muggers and separate incidents. I'm surprised the Europeans stood up to the muggers because generally speaking, I've worked in comedy clubs a lot and in New York City, you get to where you have a feel. Usually the way you can find somebody from Europe is if they look like they sit down to pee. Yes. And that makes sense. They have very soft people. Yeah, they were saying. Yes, yes. And very understanding. And they would negotiate. Like, well, we will give you the money,

but must you do violence to us? Yeah. They'd last an hour and a half in Brazil, where you're saying, yeah, I agree. So 31 year old European visitor was approached by an armed robber, West 130th Street, West End Avenue, around 3.30 AM. Sunday, he demanded, he turned over his cell phone. Turn it over. Turn, I demanded he turn over his cell phone. I demand you turn over your cell phone.

Wait a second. Is this Michael and Dell with the FBI? Did we just change stories right now? Like turn over your cell phone. Yeah. Why did you check through all your text messages? So we don't know each other. I'm going to. It is some FBI stuff, right? Yeah, exactly. It's a sea of your wife. Why are you texting this woman this stuff? Like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Why are we talking about it? Like, like, the guy's his boss and he's a cop. You know, give me a badge. Just give me a gun. The victim was, he had to turn it. He was on his way home from a party, refused to comply.

Much like you with a night of hard drinking. Sometimes it helps to bolster you know the liquid courage. He just kept walking and the guy shot him. I don't know. He used to clear up. I walked away. The guys like forget this. I'm leaving walks off. The guy shoots him. So that happens. I mean if you think like it's just a threat to get your stuff, they don't care anymore. Go ahead go ahead and show you. You can. I tell you an interesting story. I'm going to talk about this on the show. So I apologize if I'm repeating myself.

But when I was in LA, I was talking to a person there who said that the crime was out of control in California, LA specifically. Yeah. And what he said was, they don't prosecute anyone anymore. The DA's there, a friend of his was mugged at gunpoint, $75,000 jewelry was taken off of her, and they had to find the person

and try to get them criminally charged. And the DA's like, yeah, I'm not gonna prosecute this, not worth my time. And what he said was, this is so insane to me. It's always been the case that they don't care about crime in LA, but now the secret is out. Yeah. And that's what's in bolding these people.

And I think the same thing with New York, they become in bolden with this because they're just like, you can commit crimes. We're not gonna do anything to you. It's fine. Right. And now everyone knows that. They're like, oh, okay.

And who? And let's go. And it's hard to get up public sympathy for somebody who lost $75,000 worth of jewelry. Exactly. But that's a lot of money. And like they deserve to have it. Whatever. You know, like being held at gunpoint on the street sucks. There's people starting fake charities in LA. I heard about that, too. Come on, man. No way. Not that. Personal paypal accounts for Kibo Treatment. Surely I heard about cancer.

Yeah, come on. How much charge do you get for anything else? I hope there's a paper trail. I will say that. I hope there's a, so yeah, you're right about that. And because Soros, you know, backed all these DAs and all the cities, right? And like people don't want to hear about Soros

supposed to be some like Boogie Man or what. No, it's real. I mean, it's not hard to win elections in the DA race. It's only got a couple hundred thousand dollars. He spreads around a few million dollars and you've got criminal justice turning around instantly. And the one that we had, well, that they have, I should say, you have in Manhattan, Alvin Bragg, one of the worst, one of the worst. He came on board and said, we're gonna go by race. We're gonna go by where you grew up. We're gonna take all these things into account. Put it out to all his ADAs, you know,

and the Manhattan guy sets the tone, and that's the way it's been. It's terrible. And like you said, they just say it now. And that's what's happening. That's what's happening. Like everyone just knows it. And everybody thinks that their mayor there,

you know, is going to change things, you know, that like as if because he's an ex-cop, he understands the problems of crime, but he's on board with Alvin Bragg. His idea of changing something is to go up to Albany and I go, we need to have some changes and they go, no. And he goes, good, I need that. You're right. I did my thing.

You're really a good. Past the buck. He's an expert politician. You did really good. Pass the buck. He's an expert politician. Anybody who's a captain in the YPD needs to be a little bit political. He just kept walking the guy shot him to our. So it's born in Argentina, by the way. Resonant Dunmark suffered a gun shot wound at the back.

So he was born in Argentina, resident of Dunmark visiting America. Maybe you should just go back to where you came from. Maybe that's. Can't say that. To the victim. No immediate arrest and so that's that. And so, you know, these are the stories, these are the things that happen right in New York City. New York City crime report, such a great show. People aren't listening to it. They

should. You know, I appreciate that. I've been doing it since 2011. That was a compound doing it for a few years,, sort of a version of that. And then there was a circumstance. I was forced to get fired. And so now I'm a censored.tv. Love it there. It's what a great place. That's Gavin's work, right?

Yeah, yeah, Gavin McKinnis, who is my exact same age. He was a listener to New York City Crime Report way back in 2012. Oh, okay. Yeah, and so that kind of inspired him to get into podcast. No shit. Yeah.

So you're taking full credit for Gavin McKenna's success. All right. Of course. Yeah, that makes sense. I mean, he'd already created vice-conference. Gavin's great. I'm mature, yeah. He was a whole day full of a tri-phone. If he would have gotten left, he'd imagine created vice-cannon. I'm sure, yeah. Yeah, his soul did for a trifle.

If he would have gotten left, he imagined how dangerous he would be. Thank God that he didn't, right? Why'd be a billionaire? Yeah, but he's too passionate about things and he would be a problem for the lit. You know what I mean? He's too smart.

No, I mean, whatever, it doesn't matter. The guy, everything he touches turns to gold and including proud boys, which I think, yes, that was the proud boy alarm that just went off. He started that from compound media, you know, you're familiar with stuff, right? Yeah, it's all around the world. Yeah, it's all around the world.

That's the Andre the Giant version. Yeah, because of Rat. Because of Rat Ben Ratner. Yeah, because of rat. Because of rat Ben Ratner. Yeah, better at that. That's that one little fruity dude. Yeah, started this whole movement. Yeah, but Gavin is crazy. Grape being at censored.tv.

It's a perfect home for NYC Crime Report. And if you subscribe to it, you get 10% off if you use the promo code Pat. So please do use the promo code PAT AT all right with that I want to bring Brandon on the show from shitty song of the week Brandon What's happening buddy? Hey everyone how's it going? Thanks for having me on thanks for being on obviously You've been on the show many times, but it's been a little bit a little while I apologize. It has been a bit

And the reason why you reached out to me is because we had this cringe of the week with this bow daddy Harris. Yes. Yes. And it was all news to me. I didn't know about this at all. Like he was doing a podcast or like, what the fuck is this? And then you're like, Oh, I've been following this guy for a while.

You're on top of this. Oh, yeah. I'm excited to do this. Our universes are finally colliding with Bodatti Harris. Nice. So I discovered Queen of my heart around March or so. My YouTube just recommended I check it out. And it was one of the greatest things that I've listened to. Are you one of these guys where you're like as students, other people weren't about to go like, Oh, it's not cool anymore. I do about Bodatti Harris before all you assholes dead. I don't care. Oh God. No, I'm hoping that we can turn this guy into a reoccurring character.

Okay. Good. Yeah. So I brought Queen of my heart to the show and it won. I mean, surprise, surprise. So that's competing for Shitty Song of the Year now. Good. And I started to go down a bit of a Bo-Daddy rabbit hole and the further that I went, the more that I realized that this guy is a gold mine for content. Nice. Now let me ask Pat about a lot of this. Yeah, just Pat's reading his phone. I just want to get him involved in the conversation.

It's important. Are you familiar with Bo-Daddy Harris? No, I'm not. Bo-Daddy Harris is not familiar to me. Okay, this is a country artist. I'm going to love this guy. I love country music. Oh, good. You're going to like this. I love country music. Oh, God, you're gonna like this.

I hate to reform you, Carl, like he's not just a country artist. Much like Patrick Michael, he does a little bit of everything. Oh, good, okay. Yeah, he does a lot of funk, soul, I really knew about his country career. Okay, good. He even has instrumental music, Carl. Why do I want to hear that?

I don't care if it's a metal stop. It took out this lick. Okay, you can get it. Oh, no, trust me, I think I want to hear that? I don't care. I think some adults out. It took out this lick. Okay. You can get it. Oh, no. Trust me. I think you want to hear this. Okay.

Well, it's Kevin Caliber. Let's get right into it because we're like an hour and a half into the show and I still have something John's shit to go. Yeah. I brought a lot. So I want his podcast, his music, his stand up. So where do you want to start? Dude, you tell me I haven't listened to anything you've to me. Let's just go. Okay, let's start with his podcast,

Texas oil man. Okay. Let's let's just rip the bandaid off because this is the most boring, painful, fucking podcast to list. Like I love Bodatti Harris. I'm a big fan of his music. This is hot dog shit. And it's tough. But we're going to get into it real quick So he's got a lot of vocal crutches. We you know, we know he's got the deep voice But he said he has a lot of vocal crutches things that he says ad nauseam throughout this podcast and I pulled all this from a 20-minute episode Carl. This is my number one. Okay. You know what I'm saying You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? Hey, Dow. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Hey, we don't know what you're saying. It's like the hassle and kids podcast. You know what I'm saying?'t know what you say. It's like the hassle and kids podcast. No one saying.

You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? No one saying. I really want that butter strap. You know what I'm saying? Yes, I know what you are saying. You know what I'm saying? So, why did he think that putting reverb on a podcast

is he heard another show that does this? This is, he wants people to know what he's saying. The reverb just really throws me off on this. I don't think he's doing it on purpose. I think he might be recording in his garage or something, I see a lot of... You have a natural slapback. It's what you're hearing.

Yeah, I mean a lot of the videos that I see of him doing shit at his home, he records it out of his garage. Yeah. That's just what I'm assuming. Something is in a tunnel. Not a garage. Yeah, it's so fucking bad. All right. Let's keep going. Let's keep going. Okay, so, you know, he's aware that people make fun of him for obvious reasons. Yeah, I would hope he's not worried about it, Carl, because he thinks at the end of the day, he's going to be getting paid for all of this and that's my number four. Okay, I used everybody I thought you know I was a real warrior about you know all the people talking talking all the garbage about me I said look man I don't care people don't people going talking

but they ain't ever going to feel my suit you know what I'm saying? I'm gonna get pups and off that in the head. So hey, they talk all they want. I'm gonna get paper godless. You know what I'm saying? Talk about retarded. Talk about retarded. I think that's Boone Howard just slowed down. Through a twin reverb app, yeah. I think you're right about that. Someone actually posted that as you were saying that. Really? I think I could listen to that and fall asleep to it every single night.

Oh, boom. And maybe you're going off a little bit. But yeah, we're not on our own. We're all doing stuff. So he's a performer as we all know. And before we get real into it, I wanted to give him a chance to plug his shit because, you know, why not? Yeah.

So my number seven, he gives, he plugs one of his shows and then he explains to you exactly what kind of show he puts on. Oh, God, okay. We got some shows in the world. And the other night, we got one. So no film between where it's saying Lewis, at St. Col, we're going to be doing, I was on beauty out there, and they have done years. And when I come out to do it, so I put on a show, you know, I, you know, is, you know, I don't, you know, is, you know, give me a time to do my thing, you know,

I'm gonna do the whole thing the whole time, but they're taking a break, you know what I'm saying? So we got there, so going on over here. You know, Brandon, that just reminded me, we're doing a show in New York City, October 15th, and when we do a show, we do a show. Yeah, we know I'm saying like, no bullshit. No bullshit, we do a show, it's a show. You don't stop, you don't have a way to do it. No, we be doing a show, you know what I'm saying? You feel me dog, we doing a show,

and then when we go to New York, we do a show. When you do the show, can you take breaks? The best thing to do when you're doing a show is to do a show. Yeah, yeah, do a show. Yeah, of course. Do your show. If this guy was for real I think I think he'd be maybe the greatest entertainer of all time

Right, I'm not putting on a bit of a character. I agree with you. I'm not buying that this is real personality What do you think? I don't know I've had some one-on-one conversations with this guy I genuinely think that he's not putting on any front. This is real. Yes All right, it's incredible listen Brandon from Shitty song of the week has never lied to me before I genuinely think that he's not putting on any front. This is who he is. Yes. It's incredible. Listen, Brandon from Shitty Sucker the Week has never lied to me before. Okay. So, if he says, this is legit, I'm going to take it at his word.

I'm willing to believe it. I've never heard, never, never talked to him. You're lying to me, but I think, yeah, Jesus, this is different. All right. But I think yeah, Jesus, this is this is different. All right. All right. So I'm jumping all over the place here for our sake of time. Um, please, I'm sorry. I we have a jam back show today.

Oh, it's it's all good, my friend. Now, uh, my number 13, he, he has the deep voice, but you, you'd be surprised at the range that his voice actually has. And in this clip, he actually does a fairly solid Jim Gaffer get impression. Okay. I wasn't expecting that. Let's check it out.

The most time people don't listen to your own this shit, that's what I'm saying. You've been exploiting. Now, you mean out there, you mean tree as a horn, all this? Yeah, I did say a horn. You mean, you know, you, you, you know, they mean, Trias. Hey, come out here and do this, come out here and do that. Come out in.

But yeah, you ain't getting on conversation. You think like that, you know what I'm saying. Why does he keep asking if I know what he's saying? Because he wants to know. Because I want some bacon. So this is what we call, you know, Brandon, I'm a musician. I play music in bands. This is what's known as a one and a half octave range, which is very impressive.

This guy can almost hit the note to different items. It's really cool. Oh, he, I mean, when we talk about his his music we'll figure out just how many notes he can hit Okay, I'm looking forward to that this show has been all teases. I'm never gonna get to anything If people have interest at the fascinating topic, yeah, go look it up So I'm gonna do a whole show. It just talks about shit, but doesn't explain it all just as good a Tease cast The whole show, it just talks about shit but doesn't explain it all just doesn't go good. I'm getting some shit for you to do. The tees cast.

Tees cast. Coming up next. I know everything about it, but you don't. So you should probably lick it out. I mean, I was watching Alex, what Alex Jones, and it's a lot of ads. Dude, it's all teases all the times. Coming up, we got the biggest story

you've ever heard in your life. I can't take a look about it now now most important information that there is in the world It's so explosive you can't believe that it's happening. We're gonna tell you about it I'm gonna tell you all about it, but that's in the third hour third hour It's not okay. It's good to go ahead well ground breaking everything Need to sell some medication or whatever the minerals but damn. God, I love that about him too because I used to fall for it and now I'm on to him. He's never gonna get to that stuff.

It's not gonna happen. I got all these taxes stories right here on my desk. I used to have blue balls. I'll sit in that show and now I'm like, no, I'm never gonna come. It's fine. It's okay. I'll sit through the head. All right.

All right. All right. So you guys picked up, picked up earlier that his voice kind of sounds like boom, however, I thought it might sound like someone else in particular too. And this episode, he's all over the place talking about how he doesn't want to do cover songs because people demand that he does. And then he starts talking about his workout routine, which is fucking pointless information. But my number 16, he goes off about how he doesn't take steroids and it just reminded me of someone in particular. You'll be more athletic, you'll be more jacked. You know, we ain't on no juice or anything like that. We ain't never gonna do that juice stuff.

That's it, bad for ya, man. Do you know me, and protein and eat good, you know, and work out. And that's all I have to say about that. Really good advice. Eat good and work out. All right. Life is like a box of juices. All right, life is like a box of juices. I do hope that Vinnie's listening to this episode right now. Eat well and work out as the advice. You kind of went into a different voice a little bit there. I thought a little ethnic almost.

Yeah, I was offended. Look, yeah, it did give me my alarms were going off. Yeah, I'm actually at Twitter support right now, as we speak, I don't even know. Vague ethnic voice. In this. It's Karen Hamburger again. I'm always outing people.

Well, the show for the most part is pretty boring. So I've only got two more clips to this. You know, then we can move on to other shit. Great. He talks about how he doesn't have this massive ego, but he's something really good. Can I tell you really quick, my Brandon's a pro. I have to point this out.

Brandon has sent me 30 clips. And he's like, all right. Here's three that we'll listen to. I think we're gonna move the fuck out. Well done, sir. Let's go. I know it do? I think we're going to move the fuck on well done. Sarah, let's go. I know when I said too much. Yeah, that was a negotiation. The two more clips.

Yeah. Two more clips. Let's go. Watch this from his podcast. They're going to clip it a half and we got to deal. All right. So my number 18, he talks about how he doesn't have this massive ego, but based off the way that he carries himself and he promotes all this music and his stand-up comedy and everything I

kind of think he might. Yeah. Maybe shaking their legs and everything is Everyone does the hater voice like old people have to do the hater voice. That's the best hater voice I've ever heard before That's fucking funny good hater voice, but to find a lot of people. What brand did people go to? A lot of people. Yeah, it's it's this guy against the world apparently I had no idea. All right, and my final clip from this from the show. It's my number 20. It I heard him say this and it really reminded me of something Patrick Michael would say okay my time at valve on normal time for exploitation and a Sposed if I'm going to a sposter I put myself on that and screenface for you to and

Twitter and all that stuff I go here release record, that's both right there. I pay for the city and you don't get on that there. You know what I'm saying? You just gotta do what best for you. Do what best for you no matter what. Never give up. So I think you're astute at pointing out it's a very Patrick Michael like thing to do.

Where you're doing a podcast, you want to be known, you want to be famous, you want to have an audience, and you're like, and the one thing I won't do is promote myself. Like, well, that's not new then. And why would you? Like, you're trying to be famous. You, he's a stand up, he's a country artist,

and whatever he does, he's doing a podcast, he's just like, and by the way, I can't be bothered with promoting anything I know. Yeah, I can't be bothered to try and discover that maybe people don't like it. Well, that's what it comes out to, exactly. Fear of failure. Yeah, and people ask you to fight out by me, they might go find me. People try to twist it like, I think you're afraid of success. No. You're right.

No one's afraid of success. No. That's a great point right there They're yeah, yeah, what if I make it big time and make millions of dollars. Everyone loves me That's never the problem I have to follow up album Nation and there'll be women and drugs How many singles can I write how can I get on this guy show? I want to be his guest well Brad and you've tried right you tried to get him on your show?

I I've tried getting him on my shows the guest. I've tried getting him on for just a quick recap like a sum up of the previous episode I've tried to get him to write a theme song for the show dude. You know who he should be on the show is card of electric He's oh, I wouldn't know who was talking to gather that last. It'd be amazing. He every time I ask him to do something, he tries to charge me to do it. He wants to charge me $150 for 42nd recap. So he's one of those guys.

He is, yes. Oh yeah, just price it out of the market. That's another way of ensuring your own failure and obscurity. Yeah. I know what he's saying. I know. $50.

What does he think the budget is for a shitty sock of the week? He's like, all right, I'm gonna need one picture for that. Like, yeah, that's not our budget for the year. I got out of the way. Life is, I just bought a new microphone last year. We're cleared out of cash. I got no problem paying him for a theme song, but I'm not gonna pay you for a fucking 42nd recap.

That's ridiculous. Yeah, that seems a little bit, I think he's asking for too much. Of course. Yeah. How much would you pay? Yeah. For recap? 25 bucks.

What's up? Oh, he's gone. Not jumping at it. Oh. All right, let's get into his music. What's up? He's gone. Not jumping at it. All right, let's get into his music. Okay, so I sent you five songs. We don't have to go through all of them. But I would like for you to listen to, uh, to what the...

Yeah. It's called What the With Two Question marks. And this is him showing off his piano skills. We don't have to go far into it. Okay, cool. Is this an instrumental? Oh, it is. Yeah.

Okay. Interesting. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not saying, Dr. Steve's music is better than this. That's really bad. When I hear music like that, I just think,

I hope it goes on a long time. Oh, no, it's dirty, everyone. Holy shit. OK, so you know about his country music. I do. Let's listen to some of his R&B music a little bit. Someone posted sprockets in the Discord. This is the time on sprockets, are we done?

Which one are we playing? This is, we're gonna live it up tonight. All right. I like the vamping like. Let's Jenny Jiggles up serious. Can we get it down here? This is a Mood. I'm pregnant. I'm pretty sure half the female listeners are now pregnant after hearing that. Oh, at least.

There's seats. What? This sounds like when I forget to mute a track when I'm going back. I thought it's like two songs playing at once. Whoops. It's not a mashup. It's a fuck off. See, I'm with Pat. I think he's doing a career. It's got to be, man. He's not hitting it now. There's not anybody this unselfaware. If they listen to the playback, they gotta go,

oh no. I think he's self aware and just doesn't give a shit. He's just putting out what he can. Yeah, I don't know. If it's a character he's playing, then he sure shit fooled me on it. But he doesn't sound like he's trying. He doesn't sound just trying.

It doesn't sound like there was a take too. Yeah. That one. But at the end you would be like, was a take-to. Yeah. That one. But at the end you would be like, a little pitchy dog. Can we just see that? Yeah. One more time.

That was just okay for me, though. I'm gonna say no on that one, buddy. All right, let's hear each other sing. Oh, okay. Let's have a good time. Are you cool with that? Is that what you think we're for? Yeah, go for it.

The another slow jam. There's a with that? Yeah go for it. Another slow jam. I know we've been to season two of the world and they're in bed. They're all right. Yeah. And I'm on the do it anymore. That you have. This is the male version of WAP. Like I'm like, yeah, I'm all right. It's sexy music.

Sweet break. I'm like, a lady home. You put this on. Yeah, it's only steel. It's steel, the steel, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Roll out the break rock.

Cause I'm gonna hit it and it's gonna be whizzin' on. Get down on one knee. I've never heard where the reverb is louder than the vocal one. I don't know how you control the effect like that. I see the the louder as it goes. Yeah, the slap bag is louder than it. It doesn't drift off. It sounds like the last thing a woman hears and she's losing consciousness with Bill Cots. Yeah. Right. I got one more song for you guys. And this is actually a duet. Am I going to have it on my board? Probably not. Well, you did.

It's American Queen. I do. American Queen. Yeah. So this starts out with another singer named Cable Road. And I want you to listen to Cable Road. Yeah.

I don't know. I've got no idea who this dude is. But his voice, like Bo Daddy's voice is super low. The dude is the total opposite out of the spectrum and the transition between them is jarring. But it takes about a minute to get down. Sweet. Oh, yeah.

All right. Not bad so far, right? I'm walking down. It's like a lesson irritating Neil Young. Can you hear the sound Spotify? I'm not sure. How do you set that? It's all I can hear. I'm like, guys, it's actually pretty good.

Neil Young, so I should mix it differently, but it's not bad. I'm not going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be Nothing says confidence in your vocals like mixing it way below the bass guitar Yeah, you really buried underneath the bass guitar. Where do the lead sticker in the band? That's always a good idea

Oh Like you have to get near the microphone when you're sick of the vocals and you have to get near it Sometimes when they share the mic they both back off a little Mumbling shit right there Yeah, it's something else. Brand it. There's no way this is real. I'm just out. Brandon, there's no way this is real. None of this is, I'm just telling you. I don't think this is legit. I don't know. He's got like six albums. So I don't know.

That makes it right. Okay. Richard cheese has like 10 albums. I, it doesn't mean that they think it's good. But then again, there's got to be a gin deck. But that's what it works. You know, you'd think after the first album of this bullshit, he'd stop.

If he was, if he was joking around, you mean? Yeah, I mean, it seems like it's a long-term prank. Yeah, I'm making it. I guess so. Check it out. I could actually listen to it sort of. Yeah. It's got a quality that takes me to a place, you know, for sure.

I could actually listen to it sort of. That would be funny for the back of the album. Yeah, it did to Sarah's. I can actually listen to it sort of. That would be funny for the back of the album. Yeah, it's his house. I can kind of listen to this sort of. That's the best blurb you can get. I praise. Two stars. But no covers for this guy, huh? Oh, does he cover?

He won't do any covers. He only, I think you mentioned that, right? Yeah, he used to do a bunch of covers on Facebook. And then he says he took up too much of his time and he also had allergies, so we had to stop. Oh, so if you knew that, it was a huge, I was thinking crash test, Tommy's, but yeah.

That would work. Yeah, that would make sense. You got more on here? Yeah, but it's more of the same shit. We can move on to some other stuff. Let's move on, let's go. Okay, but it's more of the same shit. We can move on to some other stuff Let's move on. Let's go. Okay, so I have a who said a game and I sent you Four-minute stand-up set of his so it's your call all right. Let's go and do who said it. Let's let's save stand-up for another time All right, I love bad stand-up

All right, let's do stand-up. It can't fail. It's your show. It it should be horrible. It's your show. I'm connected with it This is an all-request w-a-t. No, I mean, we're doing across over it's it's the New York City crime report Yeah, what's and it's also again at censor.tv As if people are just tuning in now As a stand-up, I do love to watch people, you know I'll cry and I'll definitely be able to tell if he's for real trying to be funny. There's no question. Yeah. All right. Good. We'll get some real analysis right now. By the way, Pat did stand up last night at our creep off live creep off plus the Carl and Vinnie rose.

And he was fan fucking task. It was fun. Fun crowd. You can't fail. It's a fun crowd. Yeah. It was a thousand degrees in that place. And they still hung in there. Thanks, Parkipalito. Hey, you ever heard of HVAC? It gets warm in the summer. I would take it personal. Anyway, all right. All right, let's check out the stand-up.

Let's see what's going on. Give it up for the very kind of bow, Harris! So. Applause. There's people there. Somebody asked if anyone mentioned my teeth at the rouse, yes. It came up. It was brought up once and twice, yes, thank you.

There we go. Oh, yeah, people are sitting there. He sounds better without the reverb. It's funnier without the reverb. The reverb kind of makes it a bit. Or something. I guess he's not going for funny. Oh, kind of like makes it a bit. Or something. I guess he's not going for funny.

Oh wait, you're right. Yeah. Yeah. If he feels it conceals something, he's probably insecure as a singer. Yeah, that's true. No one's expecting this would. I should bring up a picture of the sky.

I don't think that Pat Dixon knows what he wants. Just wear a cowboy hat because that's one I'm picturing. Sunglasses, eight feet tall. Overall, no shirt. He's a pretty scrawny dude. Yeah he's a he's a weird carrying a pickaxe. That's what he looks like. Yeah, did you expect that? No. What? I went to the CVS. Now that you know what he looks like, I're in traps and we got up here. Now let me go here, y'all. Big ass head, big hands, big feet, and there's another one dog in the world. They're staying right. So far I'm a fan. When ladies see my boys, they give way like a Mississippi swan. Definitely

when I hit that,ubber man, man. The size of mosquitoes are amazing. Yeah, I was thinking, I was thinking about a moist vagina. I was like Mississippi swan pen. Yeah, that's a really a try. I want to go down on that. Yeah. Can't wait to get my tongue off of that.

Oh. You going down, you the bamboo rod for oxygen. Are you on the same? you go down you the bamboo rod for oxygen. Hey, I'm just saying, you know, ladies love the deep boys, especially when you say to, and on the phone late night they call me Beverly White. No one calls me that. Just look at my shit Nobody has more than friends the way you move Oh, yeah, we're gonna be making babies tonight, though. Oh, no, yeah You got me wrong right there, plan. You know what I'm saying First time up here same plan. yeah, I can say motherfucking to

What was that joke? I think he he's chickened out on one word and went with play and then decided to still do the bit Right. Yeah, I can say play and then some woman laughed like that was a funny joke, which was weird I don't know what's going on with this exactly It sounds as if you know, he's aware that he's a character. Yeah Yeah, which was weird. I don't know what's going on with this exactly. It sounds as if he's aware that he's a character. Yeah, for sure. So this is weird old talking to people. Right, right.

It's no one can go up there and start telling knock knock jokes. Like, even if it's like, I sound crazy. Like, yeah, you know. Yeah, that's a really good observation. It's a brand that I got. I'm thinking that this guy is paidfully aware of how I tell it to you. But he's keeping it consistent across all media. Yeah, that's true.

Gotta give him that. That's what I show dude, definitely running towards traffic and all that. All the way. And I feel sorry for the people who know the cars because you know they wouldn't know what my boys would sound like until they broke down a window and they're gonna be here. That's shit off the peanuts. Mama mama mama mama mama mama. Yeah, I'm done with them as a comic forever.

Yeah, I'm done with them as a comic forever. Yeah, terrible. A fucking peanuts reference. Well, well, well, well, especially you got to wait all that time for it. Obviously, you didn't come naturally to you. It is the written joke part. Right. It's not something you're just saying. They're terrible terrible scripted. Oh, where is joke in 1962 though?

I mean, everyone can relate to that. Peed its parents. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because they make them just wall-wine. Right. It's as if you don't care what they're saying. Yeah, right. You got it. Holy shit. Yeah, I'll ever see the guy I like him a lot last two because I was a, he just ruined. I was a theater of the mind imagining, you know, something.

Well, right. I know that's what's funny about him. That's the only thing funny about him. But I will say his Gilligan's island bit is great. I'm not going gonna get to it today Yeah Build a bug in more flat out Make radio and coconut

Three hour tour you how many office you bring oh how many office you need to bring for three hour to Ginger or Mary-in I'm a ju- I I'm taking this. How? Because I want that money. I tried. I can say go. You look at the island set. Improvising. I can really hide. You're offended. You got a funny. He's like, no, I just actually hit act. I just, what everyone did. I don't want the people to get drunk in here. Are you dabble in comedy? I do dabble.

Do you want to do this who said it gave you, you said it for us? Yeah, that sounds good. All right, how does this work? All right, so last time I was on here, I did a who said it with animal crossly and jamarmalade. Oh, right. This time around, I did Animal and Bo Daddy. Oh, okay. So, I have the lines, I'm gonna read them to you.

You're gonna guess who's who and then we'll play the clip. Okay, so just to put, make sure everyone's in the mix on this. So, Animal Crosley is Patrick Michael's music name when he's a rapper, right? Yes. And then we've already heard about Bo Daddy Harris. Okay, sounds good, let's go. All right, so the first one,

I've never seen a silver platter, it doesn't matter. I have a million questions, but no one answers. I mean, it's a crap. They're both retards. So I'm going to go with the animal cross. Leigh, that's why. What do you think? God, that I'm going to agree. Okay, perfect. I have to but you. These mixes are insane. He can't even, how do you even know what he's saying? It's like, that's a lot of time to listen to that.

I bet. That's an outside producer going, I'm going to keep easing it down until it doesn't sound offensively bad. You right. Yeah. You know what is good about this song is that St drumbeat that you bought I'm gonna bring that way See that's a proven quantity All right, we're all one for one

Next one is I hope you don't mind if I take everything with you as we cross that line I'm going bow daddy out of that's one. To me, I don't think he, I don't think he, you know, he makes words. I don't think he, yeah, it seems like a little too, yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna disagree. I'm gonna, I'm gonna disagree. I'm gonna, I'm gonna disagree.

I'm gonna, I'm gonna disagree. I'm gonna, I'm gonna go with animal crossing. All right. I'm out of the way, I'm out of this one. I hope you go home. I hope you go home. I hope you go home. All right, I'm out on be going. I'm going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going

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Because there's some things I've done that won't be forgiven. Yeah, that's animal cross leave. Yeah, I think so So he was I'm a bad boy. I can tell what do you think producer Chris? I'll go bow on that one All right, producer Chris trying to get a point on me. Let's see. I have to say when we do this game, the one that um, Carter produces, I suck at it. But I am four for four out of this one. You are crushing. Yeah. But when I brought the the game with Jamar Malade last time, those clips were a lot closer together. It was harder to figure out who's who. This was a very tough game to put together.

Oh, no. Listen, I'm not faulting you. I'm just saying I'm awesome. Oh, no, you go ahead and fold. I didn't mean to. Sorry if you're misconstrued, I was saying. Tom, amazing. You're upset you're not missing more questions.

Just get drunk. Last one. Last one. I've been chasing things that don't come easy. Seems like they work against me. I'm going to go bow, daddy. I'm going to disagree and say, yeah, it sounds like a wrap. Okay. Producer Chris.

Animal Crossing. Okay. I Chris. Animal Crossing. Okay. I'm the only one saying bow. Let's go. I'm a dreamer. Oh, yeah. You know shitty music. I'm a very creative music. I love you. Wow, I love that part. That was a real instrumental break. Yeah, that was nice. Do-do-do-do. You know what I mean?

Yeah. You know what, now that I see him, he looks like, you ever see the movie Bad Ronald, he looks like if what happened to Bad Ronald would have gone on in life, you know? I don't know that movie. No, okay, never mind, forget it. I guess not, what's it worked on?

Yeah, if I don't know your reference. He lived in the walls, it's like an 80, 1980s movie. Oh, I know you're talking about, yes, yes, yes. The Dabney Coleman and some bothers, yeah. Fuckin 1980s. Oh, I know you're talking about it. Yes, yes, yes. Dabney Coleman and some daughters. Yeah. Fucking interesting. Like, uh, yeah, you're right. But he grew up.

Became a shoo. And he was a dino. Whoa. What? What? What? What did you get dressed? That would be a head sign. I pushed a little girl down.

All right. Brandon, thank you so much, buddy. I'm so glad to have you back on the show. It's been too long. So thanks for coming on. Oh, absolutely. Thanks for having me. Yeah, buddy.

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We decided to do mother against daughter. So it's Madonna versus her terrible fucking daughter for pop music. Nice. Yeah. That's a good concept. Do you cover Michael Jackson's kids at all? What's that? What's that chick's name? I haven't yet, but I hope it's good.

Yeah, she thinks she's a musician because she inherited it from her dad. It's insane. That's not your real dad, you know that one. You just have a sperm in his body. You know that. You just never sperm in his body. You know that, right? D-Lo-T.

D-Lo-T. D-Lo-T. D-Lo-T. Yeah. Anyway, all right. Thank you, Brad. Thanks for coming on. We'll check out Shitty's Talk of the Week.

Absolutely. See ya. All right. Now I got to figure out what we're doing, because we're two hours into the show, and I have all these settling John Betts. And I I feel like it's maybe we should take a break. Maybe that should we just wrap it up. What do you want to do?

Well, I mean, like for what I'm going to, you know, for sensor.tv, look, I'd love to do the whole thing, right? But I mean, I feel like I don't want you to feel rushed while you're doing that. It's very, so, and, you know, this has been about 15% crime. So, yeah, this is, I dare not pile on, but I appreciate it, man. This is fun. And Mike, and being on with you is always a blast.

And last question. Why did you give over to the studios? This is great. Yeah, censored.tv. Thank you in the New York City Crime Report. And I want to shoot some pool. Yeah, right. Yeah, exactly. Why are we podcasting are we podcasting still there's a pool table over here. We should be getting on to All right

In that case because you're right. I think what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna hit I'm gonna hit the teaser real quick Here's the deal That's a huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge today on a Sunday. I'm in the recording studio with Buzz Myers Wednesday and Thursday were recording new songs for that band. So I wasn't going to do a mid week show. I think what I'm going to do is I'm just going to do a settering John show. Okay. Because I already had the clips pulled, he had a beer on the balcony this past Thursday that's insane. His guest was hilarious and was just goofing out on him, which is great. So I'm going to think I'm going to do that. Can I take part in that? Or is it my, okay, great. Yeah, are you available on Tuesday?

Sure. I'll probably do it on Tuesday. Yeah. Okay. I mean, God, I just invited myself on while I'm a guest. Oh, I've done that before too. I did it with Anthony Cooley, I'm like, oh yeah. No, you know what I did on Tuesday?

It was really funny, I did before, I did it on my show. And he does a show by himself. Uh-huh. You know, and I go, I go, Hey, you're gonna have guests on your show? Can I come on? I want to think to say. Yeah. He's like, I don't know. Anyway, before we get to any of that, I had to say, Mr. magenta sent in an amazing parody song for Stuttering John that I have to play right now. I heard you back on how it started 92. Stuttering like a fool is all that you I have to play right now. from Fred and Jackie's shoe and now I understand why everyone hates you

Tresher your children but did you tell them Stuttering John's a fucking retard John's a fucking retard Who's so brain drinks in his car and now he streams from a Kanaka-paksha-to-ho Shocking his cause and fighting with dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip Oh God his feet smell so great John's a fucking retard He's not a ring John's a fucking retard Boosts up brain drinks in his car

He can't stop now he's gone too far So Zanna left to broke your heart Shricks off to her on VCR Yeah I'm a fucking retard. I'm fucking mad Stattering johns a fucking retard Stattering johns a fucking retard Stattering johns a fucking retard Stattering johns a fucking retard

That was a process. That was a very fun shot On is up there on the chart. I didn't know where he was going with it because I decided I'll kill the radio star and I'm like, oh, what's he gonna do with this? Of course, brings it in. Sometimes a blunt instrument works best. Yeah. Very true. Very, very true. Well, Pat, thank you so much for coming over. Thank you. Thanks for having me. This has been a blast and What I need to do right now is bringing our review girls Vec Hi, Vec. Oh and Hannah

Hi Hannah hi Hi, wow Hannah's on point today I'm pointing out. Bob is a dog training today. Just hanging out. Oh, yeah, you've been drinking today. You have a good time. We got, yeah, dog training days a mess and I have three dogs. So, okay, none of them can act right.

Okay. After two hours, we all start drinking because they're a mess. They're all with the dog trading or how does that work? It does not help with the training, but they're all horrible. So it helps deal with them. Hannah's wasted. Yes. I like this. Sorry. No, this is fun. I like this. We don't usually do Sundays. I get it. Yeah. I've been drinking since Friday. So I said, Vick and I bonded. We have a similar hobby. Yeah. What's that going down on girls? That's a lifestyle actually.

What's the hobby? Taxidermy. I know. I want to start and she does taxidermy. I'm so excited. Yeah. Vick and his humans and I do animals. Huh. I don't like anything that I just heard. I'm not like you get anything that I just heard. All right, well, I brought you guys out because we have an episode to catch a dabbler that we need to play. I see the dog trading is not working. Can you hear that? I'll mute it. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no are good for podcast. Janet. No. As I always say. I got it. I put Janice. Victor, are you getting a dog soon? Yeah, I'm picking him up on a Tuesday. All right. So we need a new review girl. Just some of it. Review girls with dogs. No. I just I lock him

out of the room. Yeah. Between Vinny, Janet and Elaine, one of them busts in here and they're awful. They're all too. Fucking even donned him Vinny Paulino. A Paul. Vinny Paulino. Do you know? Do you know? Do you know?

Do you know? Do you know? Do you know? Do you know? Do you know? Do you know? Do you know? Do you know?

Do you know? Do you know? Do you know? Do you know? Do you know? can fed it all day. What's up, mother dog? Yeah, what's up? Yeah. You started on that. Probably about that. But the dog has been doing that all day. All right. Is anyone ready to catch a dabble? Yeah, absolutely. I'm so excited. I'm ready.

It's time for everyone's favorite game show. To catch a dabbler. Are you ready to play to catch a dabbler. Are you ready to play? To cash. A dabbler. But I had about 20 shopping bags of beer that I could barely fit in my car. When I boarded to the recycling joint, take a guess how much I made on those cans and bottles. Take a guess how much I made on those cans and bottles. And yeah, take a guess. What did John say next?

I love this already. Yeah, here are your choices. Number one, $34. $34 bucks. That's pretty good. Next, enough for two more 12 bucks. See, wasn't even worth my time driving it down to the recycling center for 62 bucks. I think I'm buying around tonight. Not that one. Lastly, thanks for the two bucks,

pinky streets, to cash, a downward. All right, I'm gonna do the calculation real quick. All right, I wanna find out how many empties, it's $34 worth before I make my answer. Let me just fold my calculator on here. Where's my calculator on here? Cheating already.

You like how I do that? All right, so $34 divided by... I could teach algebra. Yes. You could be a substitute teacher. Look at that. I'm divided by .05. 680 cans, all right, there's no way.

Fuck, I'm going never one, 34. by .05 680 cans. All right. There's no way. Fucking I'm going never to want 34. Okay. All right. That's insane. No. I'm going with number two, enough for two more packs or whatever.

Two more 12 bags. Okay. That's possible. Hannah. I had one. All right. Did you sell 34 dollars? Am I done?

Yeah. Number one. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to go with the recycling because I feel like he did. Yeah, number one. Yeah. Thank God. I'm gonna go with the recycling because I feel like he thinks he's a good person. Right. And then that's just fucking destroyed.

That's good too. Interesting. Was that number five? I don't even remember. Chris, that's your only name. Three maybe. I'm just kidding. All right, let's take it out.

But I had about 20 shopping bags of beer that I could barely fit in my car. When I boarded to the recycling joint, take a guess how much I made on those cans and bottles. And yeah, take a guess. 34 bucks. Wow, $34. Yes!

I don't want to hear it. I feel bad throwing away cans and bottles. I recycle. It's better for the planet. Plainin? That's all for this week. Come back next week to find out that you are man enough to catch

But dabbler thanks for the hand job yesterday Carl Why apart out loud? Yeah that is shocking last week's cart of clips kicked my ass So everything I didn't think it was I just want to say something and I don't like to chew my own horn But I was five or five with Brandon's game. was. I just want to say something, and I don't like to chew my own horns. But I was five or five with Brandon's game. I just won to catch a dabble. I'm declaring, I'm no longer sleeping on the weekends. I do way better.

All right, just say I'm drinking all night with Tucker Dixand. And don't sleep. This is my new thing that I'm going to do now. Because I'm amazing. Who the fuck was he talking to when he was talking about cans, by the way? Who's his guest? 680 cans and bottles.

680. $34. That is newsworthy, I mean. Holy shit. I couldn't get it in my car. Yeah, 680. That's too many. What car?

But also, where was he storing them before that? In the car, those were his room shoes. It's sleeping on him. It's gotta be Jimmy from King of the Hill. Those are my kids. Those are my kids. Oh, for fuck's sake. I know, I'm sorry.

I like Mike Judge, but I never do that show. Oh, God, car. Did you get an Adaria or bevison butthead? Bevison butthead, yeah, adoria is for girls. Not even King of the Hill though. We discovered that. God, I can't believe you. All right, I played the teaser, right?

Yeah, did I do that? Yeah, you did. That's what we said. All right, we're gonna do the Centering Joss of I didn't get to today. Well, that'll be a lot of fun. Stick around, we're gonna do reviews and voicemails. Please join us again next time.

It might be the episode we found out once for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now the show is called Right Now. Mm. Okay. Great show.

Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Internet news. From YouTube, we get comments regarding our latest post. Clown Kenny writes, It's always good to see Carl smile talking for two hours straight. Mr. Krispy Koeil, John is the worst.

I cannot get over the dude's level of insanity. I hope Anthony continues to destroy him. Kimbo NICE! My God, the hypocrisy! And John admitting that he would immediately be a corrupt senator after the years of moral grandstanding is fantastic. Henry G, nobody in podcasting is working harder than WATP right now. Love all the bonus shit on Patreon, love meeting you both in Chicago.

Also, Carl, the fact that you sat on this gold mine for over three years could be a cringe of the week. Tom McCarthy, it's wild just how much John has physically deteriorated since this video. One bad travel, dunks with, the show starts, and John is already making things awkward, and the hits keep coming. John is the living embodiment of Side Show Bob, stepping on Rake after Rake. Our fabs, I would still wear a stuttering John for Senate shirt by the way. Kenny G, it's so strange to see Anthony and John getting along so famously at the

beginning, with the contrast of how the scorched earth Anthony has gone on him now. Haha, Frostick Dave, Stutt Joe is the living embodiment of Carl from Aquatine Hunger Force. Jay Trouble opines, it's fascinating to study John's body language. He's so uncomfortable. Free country notes. The $20 bill he throws down on the table during his self-delusional rant less not even a minute before being scooped up and crumpled back into his dirty jeans. From Reddit, Mox Grapes, a rerun, Carl, you gavfoot club tooth bitch. Good episode though. Roscoe. Oh shit.

Opie is doing the bathroom toothbrush raid. I can't believe- oh, it's Carl and a my bookie read. Mr. Scurvy, listening to Ant and Arty trying to wrangle and deal with John, is exactly the same as listening to Carl and Dick deal with Ralph. And regarding episode 343, Jagger Lysha shares, I had to skip straight to the stout Joe part. I couldn't handle any more than 30 seconds of those inseparable cons from the deep dive. Crographan 88, we should all applaud Tab's ability to pull obscure medical terminology

Dr. Steve Sutter-Year-Go, while 10 beers in the bag, light erotic frisky-nats, who is Tab and where did he come from? And Typo K plays us out with his mom's cons. Being very literal, there. Hannah, you have guitars in the background there, I know it is. You play guitar? I don't. I can only play piano and keyboard. Oh, well then what's this?

It does not mine. Only piano and keyboard. I can well, then what does it mean? It's not mine. Only piano and keyboard. I like guitar and acoustic guitar. Because that's the same thing. I can play violin too, but I'm not very musically creative. I can only read music. I was like classically trained and put in a cage. So I can read it and play it, but I'm not creative musically.

I love music. I love listening to all the different types of music. Victor, you recently attended a Ween concert, is that true? I did. I went on Thursday and I went to see Ween and ask them. It was awesome. You're right. That was my first, I've listened to Ween for like 10 years. But that was my first live Ween thing and you're right.

The worst thing about wean or the wean fans. Don't shit, you're like, no shit. Yeah, wean fans suck. Oh my God, yeah, it was terrible. I watch, I'll tell you what, you know what? I'll tell you something. Yeah.

I got so pissed off. I want to go ahead and go right now. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, let me go. Let me go. There was this like Twiggy alien fuck in front of me. And he was so into this girl.

And he was just like squatting so he could put his dick on her the entire time. He was like about half a foot taller than her. But he had a ladenial Johnson shirt. Okay, it's the most like stereotypical of Daniel Johnston shirt. Anyone who knows any sort of outsider music

or Daniel Johnston would recognize the shirt. And he's talking to this girl and he's like, no other female at this concert would know what this shirt means. And I'm just like, you know what? You, Sam, bad with finances, Sam, emotional, say, King control my feelings, say,

this, I gossip, whatever, that's all true, all right? I'm horrible with all that shit, but don't tell me that I don't know who Daniel Johnson is when he's one of the biggest outsider musicians of our time. This skinny, twiggy I don't know who Daniel Johnston is, when he's one of the biggest outside of musicians of our time, this skinny, twiggy motherfucker didn't know, Wesley Willis, he did not know, like any other, like he didn't know the shags,

but he's gonna tear it out. Yeah, yeah, but he's gonna sit there and be like, no good, we Anyway, we got two reviews About weed but you just want to tell story about a guy we're in a Yeah We just want to tell a story about a guy. We're in a show. Sorry. We was amazing. They played incredible stuff. Yeah, yeah. We'll be doing it. They played a lot of the Mullis, which was incredible. Yeah, the Mullis, because we're a great album, yeah.

Yeah, and the Pod, which I love. That's what my favorite. Oh, the Pod sucks, but there's some good songs. All right, Vic. Yeah, the Pod is garbage. You get a carbon fantasy? I like, I can't defend it. That's a good song. I like the, I like the good it well produced. That's the album's not well produced.

Did you like Pure Guava? No, not a fan of pure guava either. To me, chocolate and cheese is the first wean album. Everything before that's kind of garbage. Instead of five star review. All right, thank you. I review for us. Yeah, yeah. You got two from last week. This first one is a goodbye forever by you down with OPP. What? He says this used to be a good podcast until they caught got caught in an endless feedback loop with a wet brain drunk who makes Rupert Pupkin look like a star. Oh, Stuttering John threatened to sue you. Who could have seen that coming for the fifth time?

Yeah, I know. The banal repetition has made me want to step in front of a train. I miss crann Baruni's daily cat posts on Discord, but I can't go on living in a world where that clubfoot smile talker is allowed to cyber bully John's children zero stars. I'm guessing it's a five star just because they're going so deep with crann Baruni cat photos on the discord. Yeah, it's a five star. Okay. But I will say that today We didn't get the Southern John and I will get endless shit for this. Oh, you're already getting I know I'm already getting It was shit for this everyone in the room's piss. I know

The Southern John stop. I mean, I got up at 11 today. Oh The show All right, so that's good. I like that review. That's good Another one Hannah you want to read the love that? Yeah, Hannah oh Have we gone to Honorable Amazon for a while? We well we have I know we don't have a ton of reviews over there about No one likes it Yeah, I think, I know we don't have a ton of views over there, but no one likes

it. Yeah, I think we, I think we have a few new ones. Okay. Stop me if I've gone too far, but like spending an afternoon with best friends, this podcast is awful. The host is very skeevy and makes the listeners feel like they're in his lock from the outside paneled wall basement in Rochester, New York, also known as the revier of Lake Ontario. The premise of this podcast is to kill time until they get to the features, a thoughtful but often critical analysis of the Stuttering John podcast and a celebration of America's most prolific media creator, Patrick Michael, aka Kirby Roosevelt, aka Patty Broke and Skull, if five stinks. And the show has reached a new low.

Is that a five-star review? It's a five-star review. Oh, right. Very good. I always appreciate that. All right. I'm going to hit some voicemails for our listening plagi. Let's see what the people are saying. Oh, man. Thanks, John, for some beer for some beers on the balcony man i gotta say though your uh...

your place is kinda looking a little messy yeah will you go for a fucking to get it on you when you're father fucking killed himself and you're a crack cocaine and you knowest children. You piece a shit. I fucking hope you die. Jesus Christ John dude you don't have to go for the thru- you didn't you fucking drove life first. You piece a shit. This is how John really thinks. See this is what we're gonna do

to set Joe impression contest in the art. Everyone wants it. Everyone loves doing a set during John impression and no one's even close to being set during John. Because everyone talks too quickly. Well, try taking me on in a the gruff that cried for a contest. Yeah, I'll crush you.

You are the best at the gruff the cry dog for trying to be set during John. But that's the funny thing about setting John impression. I do it too. Oh, well, you do this and I do that. He doesn't talk like that. He goes, uh, uh, you know, uh, and he scratches and you know, uh, you know, uh, so uh, it scratches the sand. Yeah, right. It's pit. It's incredible. Big bucks Carl. When you're going to buy your Duke girl a microphone so she doesn't sound

like a midi because of horse time for tarted. Which is like a laptop mic. Yeah, that's some bitch like a USB mic or something. Something that hangs over her head that I don't know. Get her better audio. It's what I'm talking about. Yeah, just a recap. Yeah, I know. Keep the voice down.

Sure. Don't repeat the same thing. Yeah. I'm time to the row. I get, all right. Which, which review girl needs a mic? Do either of you need a microphone? No.

Now you're good. Hannah, what do you have there? A getty? Who's your I'm you? It's not plugged in. Yeah, you're're good Hannah. What do you have there a getty? Your I'm you Yeah, the yet That's what I used to podcast on back in the day those are great. They work. It's fine. It works He's got a problem with it then tell me something podcast on back in the day. Those are great. They work. It's fine. It works fine. He's got a problem with it. Then tell me something.

Listen, if I took the advice of voice mailers, I'd be nowhere right now. So don't worry, you're fine. Now, we're going to be doing Stuttering John. Yeah. You should. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I would show on Stuttering John, it's all padding at the fuck out of my

house. But what kind of idea? What's that doing? Like the cameo with Stuttering John, you know. Oh yeah. John, could you tell us about your equipment and run us through it all? That's right.

How it works, how you podcast, you know? I should really do a super chat with him. And then he wouldn't know what's me. Oh. And ask, but I'm still trying to get my WATP legs. And I've got like anxiety. W-A-T-P legs of club feet. So it's taking me a while. It's wobbly in here. Well, welcome to Clubfoot. Thank you. All right, I get that.

But honestly, if you did sleep with Settlery John, which I think is what you were implying just now, it would be great for the show. Yeah, it would be great if you come back. I would be. You're a artist. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying.

I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying.

I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. So much Very big like gallon of OJ vomit. Yeah, there's no way I've literally have to drink two gallons of milk to just get the roulette Oh, I'm listening. I'm grossing myself out. All right Sorry

Well, you were great on biggest problem like You the funniest thing you said was that you could jog six miles like the funniest thing you said was that you could jog six miles. I can't thank you. I have my funny jog six miles you would die. You're like stuff. That's not why I thought it was good. I think it's problem. But yeah, he's right.

I did complain that I was six miles away from the studio and I took me an hour and a half to get there. And I could have potentially not maybe not jied maybe like skipped the skipped six miles got their sooner I don't know yo look I love that already an Anthony episode with Stuttering John that shit is so funny was thuttering John. That shit is so funny, but I have a problem. Why are you calling episode 342? Bro, I got fooled for a quick second thinking this was a new episode, but I had heard it before and I had lost my mind finally. But nah, you just labeled it as the next episode in the chronological series of WATP.

Nah, brah all this. You even say in the description. Does it happen like a year ago or so? Bruh. This is not 3.42. You better do a real episode 3.42. You know what I mean? Oh, also that one. you know what I mean? Also that will be. You didn't point this out in the episode, but sorry. You noticed how a certain John's like, oh, you didn't wear my shirt on your show. Anthony, you're an asshole. And Anthony's like, you never gave me a shirt. And then John says, you gotta donate to get a free shirt. John, you're a fucking retard, holy shit.

Oh, you're gotta obviously donate money to get something for free. Fucking holy shit, you retard. Huh, well, he made a point you really get bite Welcome to 2020 yeah Sorry guys, I put out an old patreon episode yeah last week Everyone's got to just get over it. I don't sorry about the episode number two Good afternoon.

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Please call me back. Now that's one of the 30 sounds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That one I'm buying. I'm actually shaking in my boots with that one. It's un-serious. The other thing missing was like the gavel sound. Yeah, the wand order.

Yeah. Hey, Carl, Sergio from Providence just want to congratulate you. We've already gotten your successor to Stuttering John, and already died in a couple of years. So there's no problem. If I think I met him last night, I think he was at the roast. Hmm. Someone said they were from Providence. I think it was there. Do you know how I don't know? I don't know a lot of people. I've been a lot of people. I'm in a lot of people. I've been a lot of people.

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oh, fuck you, Kron. I'm like, I don't care how you feel about me, dude. It doesn't affect me in any fucking way. Yeah. Well, it makes you laugh harder. It does. That's true. Yeah, if he's taking it seriously, that doesn't make it funnier, I guess. I feel like if you did that, Well, it makes you laugh harder. It does. That's true. Yeah.

If he's taking it seriously, that does make it funnier. I guess. I feel like if you did that, he'd show up to your house and try to fight. Yeah. He literally said he knows where I live, Vick. Is there a threat to come beat me up? Well, yeah, but your teeth wouldn't get hit first. So I think he's a fighter.

Yeah. He cut his knuckles up. I teased him. Like, oh, I took the wrong guy to mess with. fighter. Yeah. He cut his knuckles up. I think I was just I picked the wrong guy to mess with. Carl the snarl. Let's not start that. Oh, Ralph is really just a fucking pathetic loser. He's such a loser. I just listened to you on the DIG show again to you saying, what the fuck was that? You know what you should have said is you kept saying that you guys were upset and you know you had them kind of grudge.

Why didn't you just say, yeah, I am kind of obsessed. I'm also obsessed with stuttering John and OP. You want to be putting that category around if you're a wall cow. You're funny to watch. I can't stop watching you because you're such a fool. That's why I thought you should have said up. Anyway, bye smile, fucker. What I should have said, why are you a boner guy? There's a difference between making fun of someone and being obsessed with them. Like with Laura Beth Finley, I rip on her all the time. Yeah, yeah, that was your suggestion, yeah, right? I did. I sent you something on Instagram that was violent

disgusting. Are we friends on Instagram? What do you mean? No, but you. I don't know if we are, but I said to you regardless. Cool. So it depends on if you open it, but she's violent, disgusting, and we're not, yes. And we're not friends, but just knowing her, I'm just like, I can't look away.

It's a fucking horror show. It's like driving down the interstate. And you see a really bad wreck, you can't look away. And that's the way some people are. Well, it's funny, Hannah, I don't think is what you're saying, but people say I'm obsessed with starting John or OP,

and it's literally just my job now. And you can say that you're like, oh, you're obsessed with your job, you go over every day, like yeah, I got there five days a week, it's my job. Oh, you have to be obsessed with it there like no, I have to watch the Johnny's home having a work. Yeah I know I watch the other John it sucks

My job it's such a horrific horror show. Yeah, I can't look away. Yeah, it's so shocking every time like you can't believe It's like that movie house of a thousand cores. Yeah. Pretty good. See what I did there. Yeah. All right. Let's see. I got more more smells. Well, hello, Kevin. I'd like to bury the hatchet off of you and I live. But she obviously Hannah, you're new. I don't watch the show ever, but they tell me. Hannah's a very attractive young lady. Victoria, obviously, you know, a sex, let's call her what it is. So I'd like to take her off your hands. I have a new show. It's telling us to either HBO, I'm in the process. It's show business, how he would stop playboy hustler TV the show which Miss Victoria could co-host

She gets the case of course light stays in a condominium in Hollywood The show is called patch on my balcony. She's perfect for the patches Perfect from my balcony. Okay, let me know. Okay All right, well, I'll pass out of line. Yeah, no, I'd love to see the the come squeegee and live in in person. But I knew specifically. Yeah, cool. She's a new it. Good news, buddy. Coming down the pike Last one. Hey guys, I just wanted to say back when Vito was on the show I Really enjoyed

I'll produce your Chris's Zinger about transformative kids that Vito completely missed and talked over That's one sacred some listening. I got you bro. Bye Well, thank you for the support. Yeah, I know. Seriously, there's one thing people miss. It's Chris's Ziggerman. Yeah. I never hear about it. I whisper them in the car. I put a show. Finally, so it brought up the Chris had a fucking Ziggerman. Oh, you know what I should have said.

All right, guys, we've got way too long. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We should be watching football and playing pool, which I'm going to do right now. I know. I know Hannah. Don't change. Drink more often. Love you. Vic. Right. How's the strip club across from your house going? A really good. There's so wearing pasties. I just I want to rip and pull. Is there like have you like do you know like any stripper schedules that you're into that you go for often? No, I mean, I found it really fun to just like look out the window and like see who's going in and out. Sure. Mostly stumbling out. Yeah. Fantastic. Yeah, and I think Vic and I are forming an alliance soon for a hobby. A weight runway.

Yeah, we'll be posting our sex tape soon. Yeah, we'll be posting. Well, all right, I'm glad you brought that up because I forgot. Here, you gave me permission to post your phone number on our Patreon, right? Gone and post it. All right. I figured I'd ask you off this drunk. Just turning into huesy.

It's all in use right there. It's dog training day. Don't want to pay to your own patreon.com. So you wear these podcasts and get a hand phone number, fix phone numbers up there. They love dick pics. They love photos of your cat. They love it. You are dead.

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know the parabolic that's functionality measures the curve right um the two lines are extra. That's if you want some player. All right, so everyone said you the penis to Hannah. It's all right, man. And at that point, I gotta say. Okay, folks, guess what?

The episode's over. What's with the video? And you get to write it. I stink, you hate me. Great. Goodbye. I gotta go. Goodbye.

Goodbye. That was a great episode. That was really great.