Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep345 - Beer on the Balcony

Episode Date: September 22, 2022

In celebration of Stuttering John having yet another frivolous copyright strike against us reversed, we decided to review the most recent episode of Beer on the Balcony. He actually has an entertaining and funny guest on, imagine if he knew what to do with that. Vinnie Paulino and Producer Chris both stopped over to laugh at this stuttering moron and discuss our triumphant Creep Off live show and roast. https://thecreepoff.com/ Come see us in Detroit on 9/30: http://watplive.com Come see us in NYC on 10/15: http://watpnyc.com Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Am burger I ain't gonna have it. I go have it. Oh, I pull back the hamburger It's gonna be so I thought this guy was a hat But apparently very good You guys are gonna die this I hope you're recording this life You're gonna be here I'm looking good out here Nah, I'm burger chowler Look at it Big round away girl

Like you sit on a bus stop sucking on pork chowls Nah, I'm burger Man, I just got hamburger. Yeah, you do. Damn, you know I'm telling you. What the fuck? That's going on my board, dude. It's a colloquial joke.

It's a whole stinks, I don't know. It's a long morning. Yeah. Damn, burger. Don't get me wrong. I love religion. I love religion. I go to church, whenever I can afford it. Hey, hamburger.

Hey, hamburger. Are we live? Yeah. Okay. We are. I finally watched Anthony's response to him today. Oh, yeah. Oh, Kuvio Bravo.

Wow. And you know what's interesting? He's got eight toes. Suvi John. Suvi John. Suvi, John. That was so funny. Yeah, he kept it direct and furious, but funny at the same time,

and I was just so impressed by that because it was again, the direct thing about it. It was just like, I am talking to you asshole. I was wondering what to do. I was assuming, yeah, do it. No, I mean, you, Carl. It was one of the nicest drubbies I've ever said in terms of tact. Yeah.

Like you eat it really okay. He did tell him to go fuck his mom, but you know, well, the thing that was a little bit controversial obviously was talking about John's trans kid. And I went back and listened to it again because even Drew Lansing, he didn't need to bring that up. He didn't have to do that. You go back and listened to it again, because even Drew Lane's like, I don't know, he didn't need to bring that up. He didn't have to do that. You go back and listen to it again. He never calls out the kid. He's talking about how John's a shitty father. He went to the... Oh my God. Okay. That's funny. I'm not with that. That's a nice sympathy for the kid.

Yeah, sure. And honestly, who knows John personally, saying he's a shitty person. Right. That's pretty funny. Aren't people, I don't think the result was a cry for help, or a tension, attention. Yes, right, right. Are the most people against the patriarchy now anyway? So this should all be totally fine. Should be fine, fuck fathers, they're the worst people. Yeah, fuck's good.

Dad. All right, we're gonna do a show today. Are you a boner guy? You know what I miss being a- What a dick! What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize. Cause...

Cause a row. Cause a row. Slapperoonie. It's show time. W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P. Hello, everyone. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts? The only show that reads New York City True Crime stories in the middle of lapping at jerks.

I'm your host, Cara, with me today, sponge brain wet pants. It's Vinnie Paul Meenow. I hate that he's a manager right now. You know what that means? Ham burger. Alright, burger. Please go to who are these that kind of, you know, email address, voice, email number, link to our subreddit, link to the Discord server, link to our merchandise, link to our YouTube

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We did, but I just got it. I got to ask you about this New York City show, man. Okay. This thing sounds like it's getting bigger and bigger. Yeah. How many of us were doing here in New York? I don't know. I don't know.

I plan very little. I'm going to be a gender. I meant to give it to you earlier. Did we just meet now? I didn't know we were going to do sound like until Saturday morning. So here's a great story. I'm in the game. I'm in the game. I'm in the game. I'm in the game. I'm in the game. I'm in the game. I'm in the game. I'm in the game. I'm in the game.

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I'm in the game. I'm in the game. I'm in the game. I'm in the game. I'm in the game. I'm in the game. who are these podcasts? Anthony Kumie is gonna be there, Brian Johnson's gonna be there, Missy B, E-Rock. Jerks will be laughed at. Jerks will be laughed at. We'll definitely talk about Stuttering John because today's show, Vinnie, it's about beer on the balcony. Do you know why we're talking about beer on the balcony today?

Because it is the goddamn most unintentionally hilarious thing on the planet. Correct, and also because I beat John yet again. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Our video is back up. John, that is not how copyright law works. You dumb idiot. You dumb wet brain moron.

You were wrong. You shouldn't have done that. You've actually drawn more attention to it. Everyone's going on YouTube and watching who are these podcasts? I'm up here on the balcony because of John. Do you think he was sitting at his apartment at the second that they switched it back?

He felt it in the forest and just stopped to get a course light for a second. He dropped it. He just sensed it. Like a million voices suddenly cried out. Oh man. And laughed out again. Yeah. I think that's exactly what happened, Vinnie.

Good. All right. Today's show is going to be different. You just looked at a roach. Yeah. Just some roach broken to him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Today's show's gonna have a different format

than we normally do because I just decided we had these clips from beer on the balcony that we didn't get to on Sunday when Pat Dixon was over to the crossover show with the York City Crime Report. We didn't really get to it. It was jam packed. It was. It actually literally was. So I thought today, what's blastered these clips

of John with his guest beer on the balcony? These shows just get funnier and funnier unintentionally. It really is, John brags about it now and we'll get into it where he's bragging about how beer on the balcony is really popular. And it kinda is, it kinda actually is now. It's so bad that it's entertaining to say the least. It's like the room.

Yes, it's what the movie the room I've watched it 2,000 times. I can't get enough of it. That's what's happening John is every day. On intentionally fought a trying to be entertaining. Let's do something here. I'm gonna share my screen. And what you're gonna see is a stuttering fuck face. Talking to an actual comedian. His name is Alon Gold,

and he was the guest on the most recent episode of Beer on the balcony. John picked a flattery to eagle this week. Oh God, and he's so proud of his fucking dark brand in shirts, like that's all he wears so proud of his fucking dark brand and shirts. Like, that's all he wears now. How many does he have? Two.

Oh. Oh. I was buy one gallon. Sorry. I'm crazy about. I am. He had to trade in shirts for it, I think. Fuck it.

It's boy, were they unhappy? Were they open this return pack? Yeah, right. Oh my God. Speaking of that, we should do this first. They unhappy with they open this return pack. Right. Oh my God. Speaking of that, we should do this first. Someone just emailed me. And this was Jay Horvath, just set this over to me. He goes, call, check this out.

Give me a good example. How gross John is. This is the Southern John podcast going back a few years ago. This was the 11th episode ever. And he has Anthony Cumian on his guess. But let's, I want to start at the beginning. Listen to how this show used to sound. I mean, we all know what's going on with Lauren John now. This is what his show used to be when he first started it.

The following is a podcast one dot com production. He's a comedian known for asking uncomfortable questions to celebrities. The things you really want to know, but are kind of afraid to celebrities. The things you really want to know but are kind of afraid to ask. I'm a man of chance you have accidentally farted in the catcher's face. Who the hell are you? Or John's? That's kind of f***ing impressive. She's a comedian with a no-holds bar attitude. Those who I never saw a person woman on stage. Apparently never been to a really bad strip club. Together they'll interview celebrities about, well, everything in a show we call the Stuttering John podcast.

Love, romance, and other lies with Stuttering John and Tammy Pescatelli. Sounds like a fucking show? Yeah, this fall on NBC. Yeah, I feel like I'm listening to a show right now. Like, is this Stuttering John? Look at how bad he's gone. This is what it used to a show right now. It's a Sudden Rick John is look at how bad he's gone This is what it used to be and podcast one. He's on a whole gone aside. Oh, oh Carl yes, the production is clearly better. Yeah, but we can't pretend that John had anything to do with putting that together Of course not he wouldn't know how to if he did he would do it again. All right, let's

Fast forward to the part that we want to listen to. And this is John describing how gross he is. And the cat doesn't even give a shit. I was year old gone. And I have no issues. It's great. Change in the subject. But to your cats, like I once went on the road for a week and you know, I left like a whole bunch of cat food. But I guess, you know, the litter box was I'm sparkling clean and when I got home, I go to lie down on my bed and there was cat shit right by my pillow. Like the cat, they literally took it out on me. And just like, you like fucking walls in the Godfather. Let's get a cat shit.

The little message. And it happened twice, although the second time was my own. But... John's version of this is called the bad father. So what would you do, John? Well, you know, I cleared it the next morning. Yeah, I'm sure you took care of it eventually and took care of itself. Imagine leaving your shitty apartment with three cats in it

and just filling up the food and going, all right, they'll be fine. That's how cats work. You can't do that. I showed him what a scoop was. Yeah, I wrote it down for them. What a fucking asshole. What a fucking asshole. What a fucking asshole.

Carl, that shirt needs to be a WATP shirt with your face on it. Ooh, that's not a bad idea. Or just a consequence on the wheel. Yeah, I went to wear a dark brand and shirt. That's a pretty funny consequence. I like that. I would never put a picture of my face on a t-shirt.

It's just unattractive. You have to be able to buy shirts. You want it to be attractive looking. So this guy, apparently John doesn't care. No, obviously not. So I want to start off by talking about how his guess of on gold is pretty funny guy.

He's got some funny impressions. He used to be on the Howard Stern show. He does a Howard impression. More people listen to me, Robin. Let me tell you something. More people listen to me, Robin. Let me tell you something. More people listen to my show. Then any stupid Jake Lattler show, Robin. I love you Elon, you're the best man.

You're all right. All right, so he has this guy, who does a great impression and John could do nothing with it. Nothing. He doesn't roll with them, he doesn't play along. It's like, John, you were on there, you were 15 years, can you say something?

You're great, do it again. Yeah, that was great. Like, John, that's how your host is show you more on him. Would you please do the voice and tell me that you love him? Yeah, I right. He said do it in requests. He said, do you like a cameo?

All right. So then this guy brings up Robert Smigel. Oh no. Oh no. You don't want to bring up Robert Smigel around Stuttering John. And what I love about this is that every single comedy writer respects Robert Smigel, every single one. Did he yell the puppet stole my bit was So funny The puppet stole my And it's shit up my pillow All right.

This is every single comedy writer and comedian respects rapper Smigel. He's brilliant. I know, honestly, Vinnie, I'm looking at you. What do you want me to tell you? I'm an audition. I beg to say. Exactly. That's what's so crazy about John.

I don't know why he takes the stance. He's not going to get anywhere with anyone talking about Robert Smigel's a hack. It's just that. It doesn't work at any level. And then you know, Smigel, obviously, the great genius, Robert Smigel, he ripped off the Stuttering John interview act. Well, I have no comment about that. I think Robert, he put on a dog puppet. He was still doing me. Oh, that's funny. I know what you mean. That's funny. That's funny. Robert is a friend and also a comedic genius. So I doubt that he seals anything from anybody. In fact, I know he doesn't, but I understand that it could have been influenced or inspired by, but I doubt it. Anyway, good for him. Yeah. Good for him to just let him know like, what are you talking about?

That fucking nuts. Again, proves my point. Yeah, good for him to just let him know like, what are you talking about? Are you talking nuts? Again, proves my point. Drop the needle anywhere. You better wear it. Look at that fucking face. Stop it guys. Make it a fucking weird face.

He's... Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. We were talking about this at lunch today. I have to do thumbnails for all my YouTube videos. And John has made my life so easy for making thumbnails. We get 22,000 views with a 24 hours because this fucking guy can't stop looking like a retard for more than two seconds. It's amazing.

So, it's a picture. I pulled up a video today, Carl. It looked like the motherfucker should be hustling senior coffees at the mall. He looks so fucking old and he's brutal. And by the way, that's not the question that he's not going to do that. When Barack Obama made the word retarded legal, he did not know that this was going to happen. He would have been like, nevermind. Let's go back to you. We're back in.

That's makes a lot of sense. Can we talk about the greatest thing that I learned this past weekend was that John was hired by Royce to move our Cade games. That was literally the job that he signed up for. Like, he came up on show business years ago. I had no idea. I thought he was still a show business. It's installing everything. And you know, if that interview that you did,

there was some interesting things there. You're right. That was interesting. Not only did Royce look at him, it's like, this is my meal ticket. This is the guy who's helped propel my business. I'm also gonna have a move a couple arcade games like guys, some hands on the game. I'm also gonna have a move a couple arcade games like guys, to the hands of the game.

What the fuck was that relationship? That's bizarre. I really wanna talk to Royce. I wanna get Royce on the show. If anyone knows who Royce is, I'm sure I can figure it out. You're probably looking up. I gotta tell you folks,

I went by the listening to the whole episode, but you know, that was a good part. Is that what you're gonna do now? How good was the creep off on Saturday night? It was the best. If you guys don't listen, but record it. Yeah, if you guys don't listen to the creep off,

check out the latest episode, Vinny dropped it today. It was the live show from the comedy club, and I just felt like it, some reason we did a really good job. I got some messages for people. They said that was one of the funniest start to fit his shows. They've ever heard. Yeah, the roast was great. The roast is behind the Patreon.

So if you go to patreon.com slash The Creep Off, right? Yep. Right. But when Carl is done editing the video, the video'll be up, but the good news is folks that late tonight, the roast will be up there, the audio version of it will be available. You'll be able to download it, listen to it with all of our other bonus episodes.

And everyone did a great job, except for Tucker, Dixon. And Dr. Steve was the funniest guy on the desk. Yeah, no one saw that coming. No one saw that coming. He has no confidence. He's constantly like, I don't know why I'm even here. And he gets up there and throws it across his doll of us. He crushed all of us.

He's fucking amazing. He broke a dope dust. He all he was all rubber legs. Yeah, I know. And then he just started to fight it. Holy shit. He destroyed. Speaking of roasting, I love what Awan does here with Stuttering John. Well, first of all, can you see on the screen here, you know, unfortunately, I'm looking right at you. Okay, because you look great, John. I'm kidding. You look great.

It's been a long time. Have you gained weight? That's a great question. Okay. I'm looking at an edge. Have you gained weight? Hey, burger. Hey, burger.

This episode I watched today that was live that you're going to cover, he wasn't got a shave at a haircut and coloring his hair. Oh, Jesus. He goes to supercossum. It doesn't look good. It is. Trump's hair is better. Yeah, right.

Trump's more natural. I believe that's real hair compared to what something John does. Oh, my god. With his hair. He's like, I look 20 years younger. And I think Elon may have made of a little self-consciousness boy. That's funny. Yes.

You're right. All right. So then John talks about how he likes to goof on people too. Because you know, John's a really funny roast comic, because you guys know. Well, you know, I used to, there was a guy, one of the producers, his name was Walter, and I would walk past him and go, hey, Walter, are you losing weight? Just kidding.

That's why you're so beloved, John. Jesus Christ. That's why everybody had to love you, John. What a fucking retard. I can't say enough. The guy's talking about a joke to know what that was funny from the, especially Walter. From the hallway of the tonight's show.

Again, John's always doing a show for no one to see. And he's like, yeah, cracking about it. I did that a lot. Everyone left their asses off. So what's great is that John was a committed suicide. That's not right. Oh, even Mill House is scoring at me.

So what's great is that John brings this guy on who's been on the Howard Stern Show. They know each other going back decades. But John does not know how to pronounce his name. Even one corrected. So Elon, getting back to Jeff Goldblum. By the way, Elon, this is what Howard call me. Elon. Now we have Elon Musk finally. So now after 50 years of you say, Elon, it's okay. And I don't care what you'd say. I'm just saying it's so funny that you call me Elon, the way Howard call me Elon.

It's really Elon, just like, and not if we have, no, it's not, I don't give a, so it's like, Elon, only, right, it's Elon. And now that we have Elon Musk, he finally people are getting my name right, but apparently you're stuck in the 80s and you're still sputtering John. So it's Elon. No, the opposite. Holy shit, you're stupid. He went through the whole thing and John even gave himself a trick.

Oh, like a man, he even gave himself a trick to figure it out. And then he's still fucked it up. That, you know, what he does things like that, that shirt looks smarter than it. What a dope, what a dumb dope. And again, no matter where you boss it. Yeah. This one he looks like. This looks like how he looks.

What is wife told if she was leaving. I'm still thinking about the wait comment. I have gay dwayne actually, which wouldn't bring it up. Guys, I don't want anyone to feel sympathetic towards centering John, that's never my goal. But this guy has done so much damage to his brain. I don't think he's operating with a full deck at this point. Let me ask you a question. You got John, as is right now, and you have a business that

sells arcade machines. You're gonna let him deliver it. No! We're gonna need some insurance for this shit. Fuck. Ooh, doubt Hilljod. All right, so then O'Onne talks about how he got a recurring role on curb your enthusiasm.

And how exciting that was for him, because curb is a great show It's a brilliant show and if you're a comedian that's a show that you want to get on. I like couldn't believe it Kill those they invite me back for a third episode So now I did like now it's like a recurring role on curb which is like beyond a dream come true for anyone any comedian Yeah, so happy for you. Yeah, it happened already. You didn't watch it, you idiot. You talked to Larry about me. Well, I probably have to be stupid, you moron. I don't have HBO.

I gotta get it. You don't watch Curb. I only watch the clips on YouTube. John can't afford HBO. When my neighbor's Wi-Fi is working. I'm right there, you watch that YouTube. How is he in show business? He doesn't have HBO.

It's 14 bucks a month, John. Really? That's six ques. I'm starting to think that he's poor. I am starting to think the Suddory John is poor. What are you talking about? He has two new shirts. Yeah.

Also, I love the fact that he goes, whoa, you're on curvy. He's like, that was like, yeah, 10 years ago, was I like, right? Thank you. I also like, can we? Congratulations, so much. Congratulations, so much. He congratulates him. It's like, so great.

Because that's what John was. When he talks about his accomplishments, he wants some people to say that to him. Like, wow, that's amazing. You're on the board. You played the whole job. Yeah. Wow.

How could you, it's like, great, the best? Oh, that's amazing. So, because, and by the way, again, I love this guy. I want to go to his hilarious on the show. He made it so entertaining. And he's so fed up with John throughout the entire thing. But because he has to say that he did something that was a good accomplishment, he was proud of. John has to immediately talk about all of his accomplishments and how he's also great. Well, you know what, that would be like, for me to be a guest on the tonight show, that was like the pinnacle.

As any comic, I mean, just to be a guest on that iconic show, it was like, I mean, he either drank a gallon of OJ or he's really taken with him. Or, I'm coming home. Yeah. Can you back it up? I mean, since you have a pause, even though you set the table for this and you would think, oh, here comes the same fucking thing again. Yeah, I can't wait.

It's like opening just another present. I know. Christmas because it's endless Christmas. Because what John does, and I don't know if he realizes this opening just another present. I know. Christmas. Because what John does, and I don't know if he realizes this, I'm guessing he doesn't, is he squashes the conversation. This guy's talking about doing curb. You could talk about Larry David, you could talk about the experience, all sorts of things. That conversation could go somewhere.

And John ruins it by saying, oh, you know what else? I was on the J. Lennon shows. I can't know, I know. That was like the pinnacle. Yeah. As any comic, I mean, just to be a guest on that iconic show, it was like, I made it. Is that a way to get a picture?

It's a bit more serious. But not only being a guest, but killing it, you know what I'm like, just having a jade right. We did panel, not stand up, right? I did panel, but I did all my jokes on the panel The panel but you know my jokes wow Fuck you and the most panel to panel to panel. Fuck you. And we know paneling. I know a thing or do my panels. Hashtag brave.

I mean, what the fuck are you doing? You did your bits on the panel where you're supposed to be having that natural conversation and you're saying you killed. Well, it's almost like he felt for a second like, well, no, I didn't do standup on there, but I'm hilarious. But yeah, I kind of did. I kind of didn't do standup, I'm just that funny. I thought he was just wasn't me telling the jokes. Right, I'm a Jamie, he's pretty good at it.

This is the shit I hate. This is like the comedian one upsmanship set where he's trying to look. I'm on your level. No one else does this. He's on. oh, I bought your level. No one else does this only John. Oh, I know. Only Senator John does this and I just labeled this track glory days.

No, but it was so like, like cereal was being at the right place at the right time doing the right thing. It's I equated to that, you know, the M&M song, you know, fucking just lose yourself in a moment, you know, and I did. I want watching Fitty's reaction. He can't believe what John's saying. It's like the M&M song. What? What? To be fair, John, you lost yourself a long time ago. Yeah. I lost myself in the 80s. I mean, the moment. Oh, I'm speechless with that. I know.

I mean, not only is that the doucheous thing I've ever heard of someone say, but he did it in such a way that made it a thousand times worse. Yeah. Yeah. And then all of a sudden, all of a sudden out of nowhere, John understands that jokes have contacts to them. And you can't just take words out of contacts. I'm learning every day.

Yeah, it's amazing. All of a sudden he figures this out. Let me ask you, Eli, you prepare. I gotta get my bits set on the panel. You know what I'm so sad? It was an obvious joke when somebody will take it as a. Correct. That happens.

Yeah. John's the one who does that. John is the one who literally tries to get Twitter support and glad and any organization he can to get people in trouble over things that they say. And he's like, oh, you know what's sad about that? Someone's going to tell on me. No, you tell on people, John. Could you imagine like if he did talk to any of these agencies,

like how far he would even get in the process of getting them angry before they hung up on him? Right, like, that's what we do here. Hello, glad. Right. I'd like to report an abuser. This reminds me a lot of what I was on the tonight show. Like, yeah. Yeah.

Like, yeah. Yeah, Jay Waddle used to talk to me about transgender people and shut up. He didn't care about that. That's what they would say. And just shut up, sir. We just shut up. It just shut the fuck up.

So finally, O'One has had enough. He's had enough in this interview. And for the third week. I think the top-end of body language here. For the third week in a row. John's guest wants to leave before the show starts. Oh, well, that's so much to talk to you about. How did you get?

I'm running out of time. I'm not running out of time. Oh, good. What does he do with his head? I haven't even introduced it to my audience because you've been killing it for so long. Oh. How?

Like, what's he up to? You know the part I'm talking about. Yeah, I have to crib. I don't know. But you know what's interesting, because I always point out he's got these weird sores all over his head because he's fucking picking it. What more question?

He's not that. Does this look infected? Yeah. Yeah. What is wrong with him? Why is he doing that? I can't introduce it to my audience, because you've been killing it for so long. How? You know what the part of me is not a good thing, right?

What? You know too much of me is not a good thing. You wait a while to my itching. I'm always knowing you, and you've always been a good guy. John is so confused. He's so confused. Oh, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. wait a rep to my itching. I don't believe you. You've always been a good guy.

John is so confused. He doesn't know what the fuck. He's so confused. All I was trying to say is like, look, what's not to do this forever? I'm saying. I mean, I'm glad I had a good appearance. Let's let's have this now, you know,

only people wanting more. And John has no, he's like, what? What is that, meet me, people wanting more. OK, hold on. Lawyers guns and money in the discord. His pops are itchy. These weeks are jiggly. There's a lot of sweater already.

Bajaro Jenny. The new happen outside coming to fruition. That's funny. Put that to music. Please. Somebody that be reading it. What? You know too much of me is not a good thing. I've always known you and you've always been a good guy.

No, no, I'm saying too much of me. If this goes too long, people are just going to get sick and tired. No, I don't think they will. I think I think these don't stop picking up that I have to go in a few minutes. Anyway, the point is, Wait a second. Do you really have to go now? Yes. Oh my God. How many times have you, are you, do you really have to go now? Yes.

Oh my God. How many times have you have to say it? John, many years have said this. He wants to go. I agree with John though, that people are not bored of this. Keep going. That is true. Yeah, I finally agree with him on something. All right. Well, what's fast forward to John

mispronouncing his name again, while also flexing for Sarvore. He said, like I said, he's been on this show about, God mispronouncing his name again while also flexing for some reason. Like I said, he's been on this show about and by the way, Elon, wait. Elon. Elon. Elon. Elon.

Yeah, because I want to get it right. But look, Jay, I don't know what's been on this show. Larry, the cable guy's been on this show, Richard Lewis. Look at his reaction. Like he can't believe this is happening right now. I was just like, I've never done a show where the guy who prayed about the other guests he's had on before. Elon kind of looks like you in that picture. Yeah, you're right. It's not a good look. And right, but look, Jay, I don't spend on the show. The cable guy's been on the show. Richard

Lewis has been on the show. How are we, Mandel's been on the show. I love Richard. How we men dulls been on the show? Love. He hates John. He hates this. He's like, what is going on right now? Can we have Elon on? I would love to have Elon going on, because he's fucking hilarious on the show. He wants nothing to do with John.

And John is put off by the fact that comics don't drink alcohol, like they used to? Like, John likes guys who like drink, and all these guys are not drinking anymore and pie drinks. I can't even pie drinks, even more, yeah. Because O'Onnes drinking like, I don't know, some type of green juice or something. And John, oh, he doesn't like that one. I said, oh, can we drink in beer?

Okay. I'm going to be very LA now, and I'm gonna drink my drink. You could drink your little beer. I'm gonna drink my pressed juiced. Yeah, I know, and that's what kills me, because what happened to the old comics? Like now, I do stand up with Russ Maniv,

and he's drinking lattes. Like, you know, I was a big fan of Kinnison, he'd be drinking fucking, already, and I was a big fan of Kinnison, he'd be drinking fucking already, and I would be backstage. He'd be pounding Jack Daniels. I'd be drinking beer. And now it's hot days and fucking press.

Further record. This is my son is out drink. The sun is out. Yeah, it's daytime. When the moon comes out, there are other spirits and wines that that go in here. You hear that, John?

He doesn't want a day drink on the internet with you. What about what there's a great screen? I also love that John's examples of comics used to drink are drug addicts who had a serious problem. Sam Kinesin, Arty Lang, these are drug addicts. You know, why don't people do that anymore? Because it's very unhealthy. I know.

These people, you know, it didn't lead to good things for them. I think the people of them's dead. At least one of them at this time is definitely dead. And why would he give a fuck? I know. Why does he care? You make me look bad. Yeah, why isn't everyone getting drunk

and hammered? What's going on? So then it's beer, ah, the balcony. Yeah, I pee, lad. So John now, because I don't even know this, but a lot in gold is a Jewish gentleman. John now wants to brag. Where do you hide your gold?

What? John wants to brag about all the things that he's done for the Jewish people. Oh no. Dude, this isn't saying. I know. I can't believe he goes there. I'm already embarrassed for him.

I'm Danish and my great uncle ran the Danish on the ground, smuggling Jews out of Denmark. That is actually amazing and impressive and so cool. Yes. We're back. That anyone in your family did anything of note and worth. Yeah. Look at how smug he is. As he delivers this information about his great uncle.

And by the way, you know, I affected you. I'm Danish and my great uncle. How could it be that smug? You're talking about somebody you've never met. It's nothing to do with you at all, Jack. Yeah, it's more like I remember something. Yes. Here we go.

Wow. Very impressive, Jack. That was either my uncle or Oscar Shidler. I don't recall. It's the most great. So they get into this whole conversation about Howard Stern That was either my uncle or Oscar Shidler. I don't recall. So it's great. So they get into this whole conversation about Howard Stern and Oman used to be on Stern and there was one time he was late because of traffic and he was never on again because Howard doesn't deal with that shit.

Like, nope, if I book you, you better be here. And if you're not, so then John starts airing all of his grievances, obviously, about Howard's stuff. Popcorn! He gave me Popcorn! It's got a few of you along. How about Robin? Any discussions with her?

Or is she on team Howard? They're not allowed to... Well, this is just a fact. And I know this because Baba Bowie gave a meeting to all the staff. They're not allowed to associate with any of us. Anybody that's left, no one on the staff is allowed to talk to him. That's for sure.

Gary was a really good friend of yours. Yeah, but Gary's not allowed. Even when Gary's wife's father died, I DMed him and said, please give Mary my condolences. He was not allowed to reply to me. Sounds like bullshit, right? So I went ahead and called up my friend, Julie, just now, and said, I just heard John say the dumbest fucking thing.

He said that and Howard's crazy. So I'm like, maybe. So I go, is it true that Howard Stern tells the staff who they're allowed to talk to me? He said, no, that's not true at all. Julie still talks to everyone over there. It's just not true. Howard doesn't say like, what's someone leaves? You're not allowed to be friends with them anymore. Howard doesn't even fuck about stuttering, John. And by the way, I've had people reach out to me who work on the Howard Stern Show currently, who are huge fans of what we're doing.

Everyone on that from the Howard Stern Show is watching Uncle Rico. They're watching us. They're watching Anthony Cumier. They're watching ROTC. Everyone is loving the beating, the beat down. The Center of John is getting out of the internet on a daily basis at this point.

They're like, get him back for Walter. For, yeah, what? What was it? What was it? It is an amazing party where there's only one guy who's just not having fun in. He's like the testing me as a driver to join party. Yeah, you're right.

Wow. I want you to be out with you guys. You're all getting a hammer and I was just very ironic. You're running out of energy. That's so funny. I just thought that was crazy. He's like, me and Gary were best friends. No, you weren't.

You fucking made fun of them every day. You hated you. Right. And he doesn't talk to you anymore. That's how I know. He doesn't like you. Maybe the there was a meeting and maybe it was just like, do yourself a favor and talk to anybody except this guy.

Right, maybe. Well, you think Jay Leno watches the show just said a curious thing. Maybe. That's interesting. Jay, come on the show. Yeah. You know guys, guys, I think it's kind of funny.

You know, you go find Chad, you know, he says, super shit. He's drunk He's gonna fall off that balcony what do you think oh? My god, so anyway John's full shit He loves to explain that he's like got inside knowledge. I was going on on the Howard Stern show No one there talks to him because they don't want it. He's no anything that's going on there He's a liar China's a fucking liar. He's a liar. Chad has a fucking liar. He's lying.

You're lying liar. All right, so then at this point, a lot who's by the way, we're 20 minutes past him saying, can I go now? Yeah. He's still hanging in there. I could tell by his face. Yeah, he's still hanging in there. And now he wants to know, like, are we even talking to anyone?

Is there any audience for this show that we're doing right now, Chad? Because it's a waste of his time, you know? And he started to like, why am I doing this? It's, well, these are like just for my pain. Like, the Patreon kind of things. Patreon and YouTube. And, but these people love, I mean, these people, Elon, wherever you go, if you're

performing in any of the places that any of these people live in, I guarantee, they're going to get front seat, you know, to see you did that loyal. They're going to get front seat to see you. Then that one, I carried fucking tea. If you go anywhere with there's three people watching This are if you're driving an uber in that town Now get in the front seat. What did he hope to achieve with that sentence dude? This gets crazy or crazy, but let me just back that up because we have call to action from the stuttery John show

It's just huge the reactions are amazing. I guarantee you all you're going to be hearing about is what a great appearance you had. I'm beer on the balcony. That's all anyone's going to be talking about everyone who's watching. Yeah. Kirby enthusiasm. Fuck that noise. No one watches that shit. Who can afford HBO?

People love, I mean, these people, Elon, wherever you go, if you're performing in any of the places that any of these people live in, I guarantee they're gonna get front seat, you know, to see you did that loyal. Really? Yes. I'm just waiting for the first person

to come over to me after this and say, I sell you on the Stonehenge, I love that interview. That'll be... A guaranteed it'll happen. He's not listening. So he goofed out into his face at this point. And John is totally oblivious to this. He's going, yeah, no, yeah, exactly. That's what happens.

No. I just told you that. No, that's not what happens at all. Correct. So now, this guest wants to get into numbers. Like, okay, you're telling me that this is really good for my career. Since you're gonna keep going,

this I will too. How many people are watching this show? Yeah. This is fucking funny. Wow. Do we have a lot of ratings? Do we know if there's more than 19 people watching this now? Well, of course there's gonna be more.

I'm joking, but do you know numbers now? By the way, they're probably literally our 19 people watching us. Yeah. Cause that's John's audience is not very big, but I don't know if you know that. Does he hide how many patrons he has? Yes.

Of course he does. Yeah. Oh, he's not being like humble. Yeah, it's not because he's being humble. It's embarrassed, it's why. I don't want to make so disappointed in them right now Joking but do you know numbers now? You know three

Do I know numbers? Probably the fucker do I know numbers? I'm almost there with colors. I can't point out. I know symbols. Wow. That would have been a good joke. Elon. Elon. My, um, my regular show. I don't know if you heard. I pranked the, I pranked Donald Trump and got him to call me from Air Force One. Dude, can you even believe this? The guy asked you very simple question. Do you know people are watching this show?

Do you have dad on that? And his response is, I pranked Trump four and a half years ago. It was a good one. Oh, shit. It wasn't. It wasn't. I know that I'm backing things up too much. I have to watch that again. It was a good one. It wasn't. It wasn't. I know that I'm backing things up too much.

I have to watch that again. No, please do it again. Please see my regular show. I don't know if you heard. I pranked Donald Trump and got him to call me from Air Force One. Amazing. Yeah. I made global news.

Yep. I've had over two million downloads to my shows. Yeah. Finally, he throws out a number. Do you know how many times he's taking that tone of voice with a bartender or a waiter? Oh, yeah. I'm two million downloads, Stuttering John.

Yeah. Oh, that is kind of... You want me to pay $0.50 for an extra blue cheese? How dare you, sir? All right. So we're trying to figure out if anyone's watching the show. If he's actually going to say a number and if he's actually going to say a number and then John gets a very smug here and this is ironic. Yeah. You know, I've been is ironic. Yeah. You know, I've been thinking, I'm down playing your fame and popularity.

I figured out how to make money by sitting on my ass on my own. That is the greatest thing in the world. And I'm so happy for you. But my point is I was saying 19 people, it was the joke. There could be 190,000 people. There could be 1.9 million people watching this. But my point is, do you know how many you're watching while you do this? Do you know?

Because like when I go live on Instagram, I know it's a three hundred thirty two people are watching like that because what's going to happen now, even though I have. Okay. So this is great because yes, you do know how many four one. I know people watch this right now, one hundred and nine. It just was one ten. I must have done something wrong because I would have left. Did you hear what I was going to say? Yeah. Did you hear him just say, I figured out how to stay at home

to make money working out by ass. Yes. What you do is you say you have a friend's love water who has cancer. Yeah, I figured out the formula. It's called charity scams. And it's so funny, Josie, all proud of himself that he's making money from his house.

He doesn't make money and he doesn't live in a house. I make money from my house. I get literally when he just subscribe to what I am doing. Chad is not. It's like an idiot. All right, let's back that up again because I can't get enough of these clips.

It's insane. Watching while you do this, do you know? Because like when I go live on Instagram, I know it's a 332 people who want to be like that, because what's gonna happen now, even though I have, you know, which you can't see, because people like to post these shows

that are only for my channel members and post them all over the place. So John's flex is that the people who goofed on him, the people who are the haters and the trolls, take these clips and post them where everyone comments about what a dumb idiot he is. And he's trying to say that that's what brings us numbers up. That's not the brag I would have gone for in the air.

Oh, I didn't even see that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Elon, you will be impressed with how many people hate me. I thought you'd say and they're already making fun of me, I don't need to give them more fuel for that. No, check this out, because he's going, how do you even watch this thing? And this is great.

And I would like to do that because what's going to happen now, even though I have, which, you know, which your kids see, because people like to post these shows that are only for my channel members and post them all over the place. And I've gotten them taken down because they're trying to do it for free. So now he's totally forgotten what his point is. Right. Right. Right. Because now he just going to start talking about, oh, yes, we have to get these videos taken down.

Yeah, he's just going to start talking about the trolls, right? Yeah. Over the place. And I've gotten them taken down because they try and do it for free. So when all the, like, on Reddit and Discord, this will be seen by a lot of people illegally. Right, just a, uh, pretty soon Elon can have one of these discord. This will be seen by a lot of people illegally. Right. Pretty soon Elon can have one of these moonlight drinks.

Yeah, no, it's going on that long. I can swap it out now. Is that the craziest thing John is average sad? He's bragging about the fact that people take his show and goofed on him and they will buy front well. Well, see, he's the right though he is right though that's what I'm fighting most people who watch this will be people who hate Southern John and think he sucks

he is right about that I'm just surprised he's sounded out loud to his guests this is groundbreaking it really is and therapy this will be called a breakthrough yeah we made a lot of progress today John now did you write down the notes? Did you write the sound? You get to remember this? I got it all up here. So John is now trying to say that this is the show

that he does that's not political, but because he's a moron, he says it completely wrong. Because he's like the, you know, this is because every other show I do is non-political. This is my one show where I just get to talk to my friends, comedians. I love it. This is the one show.

Wait, what did he say? I got it wrong. I got it wrong. Yeah, yeah. Because these are like the, you know, this is not his friend. Because he's cast. Every other show I do.

I know, like, wait a second. That's not the case, is is not his friend because he's got every other show I know like Second that's not the case is it. Sorry one more time. All right. No, that's fine. This is great because now Owan is told him I want to go can I go can I please go? Yeah, so now you have to go to the my battery's gonna die Oh, yes Plus you're working stand up. I mean, yeah, let alone you. You think I've time for you?

I don't have time for this. Are we still doing this? Yes, by the way, thank God my laptop has only like 13% battery. So this interview will be over when this just cuts that shuts down. When I hit this button, yeah. I wouldn't admit to 13.

I know he should have said seven. I know. Honestly, two and one. Is there any hint you could give Jother he would get? I think we're breaking up. I think you could serve him. I think you'd understand that. Think you know that.

Holy shit. So now we're 50 minutes in. He's tried to leave Thrice and John says, hold on a second, I have prepared questions for you. He reads his first prepared question. What do you think of me? Wait a second. Now Elon, Elon, I have to know, I have any, I was gonna ask you What age you start doing comedy and why and our time is up. So anyway, it's in good no What a terrible question. Well, there's a two questions, but what age you start doing comedy and why who fucking cares And by the way the answer is to get late. It's that's always the answer Why did they play guitar?

You're gonna need that in 200 words. Yeah. By Monday. What age, who gives a shit? That was his prepared question. Yeah. Then you could have weighed more. So of course, his answer is he enjoys writing jokes.

Okay. Makes sense, sir. When you're a joke writer, you do it because you enjoy it. And of course, John says the most unintentionally funny thing he possibly could say when this comes up. And I love just writing jokes too. So it was right. It was. I love that too. Right. I would you know. How would you know if you enjoyed writing jokes, Chad? You've never done it. Well, I mean with Jackie doesn't. Yeah, I enjoy watching Jackie write my jokes.

What are you talking about? Drop the fucking needle anywhere. Sad, fucking fake. Burn up, burn up, burn up. Fuckin' pingo. They got me again. That's the end of our show. So then, O'London's story is he was doing this stand-up show.

He's doing impressions and all of the comics were bombing, like an open mic thing. And then Adam Sandler comes up. And Adam Sandler crushes. And he realizes, okay, the audience is not the problem here. You can do well in front of this audience. Now, what do you think is gonna happen when John hears the name Adam Sandler?

That's just come all brothers. Exactly, he has to bring up the fact that Adam Sandler banged his ex-wife when they were going to NYU together. I hit it too. He was the first guy in like five comedians to connect with the audience. And all of a sudden you heard the laughs because his quirky bits about Elvis is living in my fridge, you know,

like crazy bits he's doing and it's just so weird and funny that I calm down. I went, all right, this guy, I never saw my life. I don't know who he was. I go, this guy can get laughs and he's doing these weird funny bits and he's getting, that means the audience is alive, you know, and they're not just terrible. That's why you're lucky to have a virgin life because Sandra banged my wife before I did it. And I went,

Oh, earlier in the conversation, he, a lot says that he losses virginity to his wife and vice versa, and he's only been with one woman his entire life. And so John has to bring this back because he heard Adam saying, like, he's just waiting, he's just buying his time.

He's like, give me a second. I gotta get this information out there. I need to have a virgin wife because Sandler banged my wife before I did it. And I want you. You want me to? I gotta hear this story right now. I think you just heard it.

I was watching. But you're lying, your computer, remember? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and then a plebiscite and it always bothered me. I got over the concept. Every time you see Adam, you think this guy was probably better than me with my wife. This guy probably made my wife happy with it. He couldn't have lessed that long. Did you guys see what just happened? Yeah, a lot. Chad goes, yeah, you know,, I said or fuck my wife and it's always bothered me

That's comfortable it bothered her too every time she looked at John yeah, whoops But a lot of the great strategist he knows that that laughs gonna last forever and he can say whatever the fuck he wants underneath True, yeah, so it turns uh, let's watch that again. Yeah. Yeah. I gotta hear this story right now. Yeah. Is that gonna happen?

It's true. They just dated. It was a one night or what would happen. You know, he was in love with my wife and NYU. And then in the end, then a patterned sex. And it always bothered me until I got over it. Every time you see Adam, you've always bothered me until I got over it. It's not a good son.

We can tell. Dude, I've heard less chilly laughs from Bellevue. That's a fucking guy. Those laughs are insane. Oh, you stayed there? Yeah. I wasn't. I'll play one more clip. This is from the

beginning of the show and a lot of gold talking about Harlem and how scary it was there in the 90s. But you know, these are obviously very liberal people in show business in Hollywood. You can't say things like scary people living Harlem. What'd you call fireworks as a kid? He was like, exactly. This was back when Harlem was Harlem, man. This is back when, you know, maybe you don't want to park your car. And that's not a racial thing and that's not anything.

It's a neighborhood thing, okay? I grew up in the Bronx. I know about neighborhoods. Yeah, it's all the scary Japanese people. Oh, that's too new. You do love. That's not a racial thing. Well, I don't know who does live in Harlem.

I think we can figure this out. If we wanted to check it out. Anyway, where's the match game music? Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Oh, that's a good one too though. Harlem is a problem because of the blacks. People who annoy you. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Nagers. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Racist match game. I still, I think it's the greatest idea anyone's ever come up with. And I'm always saying that because I came up with it. Yeah, well, it'll be a Netflix special. Wait until I'm being interviewed on a show 20 years from now. Yeah. And I'm talking about like, I came up with this amazing idea.

Did you know I invented racist match game? Yeah. Racism and games. People love racism. They love game shows. Why not combine the synergy? All right, we're silly today. I went to the bills game last night. It was amazing. Stayed over in Buffalo. I'm not. Yeah, I know. Well, listen, I get around, man.

I'm making the rounds lately. But I wanted to do this show today because I'm not around tomorrow. And I thought it'd be fun to talk about the creep off the roast. We had a blast on Saturday night. I hope they get the H back system working. I got a nice. That'd be that we broke that day. And then landlord was like, sorry, guys, dude, it was a thousand degrees in there. And for some reason, the stage lights weren't LED.

They were actually giving off heat. Like what year is this? No, the stage lights weren't LED. They were actually giving off heat. Like, what year is this? No, I didn't do the stage lights. Go off slash. Stage candles. But what do you want from me? What a great time though that was. I appreciate everyone who came out.

Just see like you loved it. What's this happened? I said it sounds like you loved it. Like it was a thousand fucking degrees. Yeah. That part was annoying. Yeah, but everyone who came out was amazing. People came from all over the place like we said. And they were all really cool.

And it seemed like everyone had a good time. Jenny Jingles was singing karaoke. Can we talk about Cardiff Electrical? Kaki Queen. Yes, thank you. Let's talk about Cardiff Electrical. Because he was there. Cardiff Electrical showed up.

Yes, he sure did. No idea. We don't know where he came from. He just showed up. And he stood in the back of the room in his Michael Myers-Mass. Yes. Laughing very hard at jokes. Yes. To the point where the servers were unsettled and had to call the manager.

Yeah, the manager was told about him. Like, they thought something bad was gonna happen. Correct. And that's usually the case when Vinnie's on stage but not this time. Yeah. And then Jake comes in and he's like, what's an autograph?

Oh my, my hair's been saying. Yeah. Cardiff set was hilarious. Yeah. At the rouse. He was great. Yeah, the understated approach always works. Dr. Steve killed it. Yep. Honestly, everyone did a He was great. Yeah, the understated approach always works. Dr. Steve killed it.

Yep. Honestly, everyone did a very good job. Yeah. Do we want to talk about Tucker? Yeah, let's talk about Tucker because that was a debacle and I didn't even know what he was trying to do with and you told me today. I figured it out after the fact. So Tucker wanted to be extra sneaky.

Right. So we'll be it this out though real quick. The thing that Tucker doesn't realize is that Vinnie and I put the show on. Yeah. And he didn't want to tell us what he was going to do, which doesn't work because we're the ones running the show. Correct. Now, everything that all the videos, all the clips, everything had to be preloaded.

Yes. Who was doing a did an amazing job doing the request. Pretty sure Chris sorry. It came out so good. You did an amazing job. The audio sounds great. And then I had Joe who was running a program that had everything already preloaded into

it. So I'm just going to pause you for a sec because I'm going to speak up. I'm talking to the defense and then you can go back to ripping on him. Okay. Okay. Okay. So it sounds good. I let him know that I was gonna be at the board so that I would have an in. Okay.

So I was gonna help him do this at the time. Oh, so you sabotaged him. No. Good. No, I like it. I like it. I'm like what you did. Chris, I didn't think you were that mean.

I'm a burger. And we had pre-recorded a little bit that we were gonna surprise you guys with that would have been very easy to put on a flash drive and put in one of the computers. Okay, go. Then why didn't you? Well, at the top of the show, he started to give it to me. I'm like, go, should I give this a car? I'm like, yeah, go. And that was the last I spoke of it with him until he tried handing it back to me five minutes before the roast.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you were behind the board, not behind a computer that could load in an MP3 file. Right. And I wasn't about to unplug anything because we had already had problems. Obviously. Dude. Obviously.

Yeah, I didn't want to touch a goddamn thing. I actually, my favorite part about Tucker set was he gets up and he looks over at you guys and you just can't look like, nope. Yep. I'm not doing his lies I Yeah, you guys are both just like we're not doing shit for you buddy. I were it's a miracle the show is running right now I'm not fucking with anything so to see exactly what happens

You're gonna have to end up watching the video on patreon, but yes Tucker hired a male I was gonna cut that part out, but all right. Yeah, I will leave it I guess yeah, he hired a male It's worth it to come dance on Carl. Yeah, I didn't know that this is, but all right, yeah, I won't leave it in, I guess. He hired a male stripper to come dance on Carl. Yeah, I didn't know that. This is the part, so this cop comes off. He was hot. Yeah.

I didn't know that that was his thing that he was gonna get this guy to like give me a lap dance. And it was because Stuttering John called the Rochester Police Department. He wanted to pretend that it was the Rochester police coming to get you. See what's funny is that if he had given Andy a lap dance, it would have made his dad. Yeah, I mean, he had been hired. He could have given any of us a lot. I was feeling a little left out.

And Andy would have loved to. He's just hanging out at the show. Right. Hey, I remember you. You're a cop now. That's pretty good. So either way, it was hysterical. Everybody brought it. Kroge killed. Andy killed Carl. Was there.

I was great. It's awesome. I see what you did there, buddy. The creep off was excellent. We introduced a brand new segment that we're going to do weekly now. Who are these creeps? We've done it as crossovers before, but it's where we bring

in true crime podcasts because apparently there's a few of those. And we review them. Inferior true crime podcasts. Much inferior to the Creep off. The greatest True Crime Podcast on the internet today. There's no question that the Creep off is the best True Crime Podcast out there. The most famous podcast in the world today. True crime.

Dr. C just sent me a note. He said all the scary Japanese people and Harlem is the funniest thing he's ever. Ha ha ha ha. Thanks. Thanks a lot, I appreciate it. Oh, that guy. All right, anyway, the creep up, great episode.

The roast was a lot of fun. I'm glad you put that all together, Vinnie. That was all Vinnie. It was your idea. You ran it, you did it, you made it happen, props to you. Okay, thank you. Thank you. I did think a few times it was all gonna fall apart.

I know you did. We couldn't get the audio working, we couldn't get anything working. I didn't get a chance to eat food that day. It was a lot of problems. It was coming out, bye. Dude, when you started crying at that one point, I was like, oh, and this is the corner

of the day. How many times? It's inconc all over. How many times are you trying to make me feel bad for eating your food that I had? Can I just have a bite? Yes. Is that what I'm going to eat? No, I asked, I asked.

Oh, that's great. Oh, I'm starving. I'm starving. Yeah. All right, what have we done today? We talked about beer in the balcony because fucks sittering John that fuck had, fucking DMC. You had a victory.

Yeah. Today was just a victory lap. And I love that he had a guest down who goofed down to his face, he didn't even fucking know it. Yeah. And I wanted to point it out to John so that he knows that. Now, so you know what that means? It's time for everyone to play a part of the show.

Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.

Jesus. This Saturday, we'll be recording a new episode of where these podcasts will be out on Sunday before the bills came. As it always is. And I'm gonna have Monique from Radio Gunncon the show. Oh, the fuck outta here. First time ever we're having Monique from Radio Gunncon.

Who are these podcasts? It's almost like a crossover event, you might say. Well, these crossover is happening lately. So that should be a lot of fun. I'm sure we'll talk. It's not a job. We'll probably talk about Howard Stern a little bit. New York City crime.

It's not a talk about true crime a little bit. New York City Crime. It's like a talk about true crime stuff. Yeah. Mike Bischetti. All those things. So that should be a lot of fun. What else am I forgetting to do right now, Vinnie? You guys wanna listen to voicemails?

New to do I. Okay, we're good. Wow, we just got off easy. Yeah, I know. We've done it off. We haven't done it off, but I feel like we've, we just got off easy. Yeah, I know. We've done it off. We haven't done it all, but I feel like we've, we've done enough. So Vinny, thank you so much for coming over.

Oh yeah, man. Thecreepoff.com. Yep. Anything else you want to promote? Uh, no, I'm good. Producer Chris. Hey, I'm always here. You stupid fucking blah, blah, blah, blah, cut.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's with the dancing around the shit? I stink, you hate me. Great. You stupid fucking blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Goodbye. Goodbye. I don't know who gives a shit. Why am I still doing this? I'm out of here. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys. This is it. It's over. Okay? Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. Are we down here? SQR.

Are we down here? That's a queer.