Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep346 - Howard Stern and Stuttering John

Episode Date: September 25, 2022

It's time to revisit Howard Stern because, let's be real, you aren't listening to this show anymore and neither am I. And for good reason, what a boring piece of garbage Howard has become. If I talked at the same pace Howard does our show would be two days long. Monique from Radio Gunk joins the show to discuss Ronnie's cocktails. Then AJ Benza and later Anthony Cumia join us to talk Stuttering John, Artie Lange, and Stuttering John. AJ had no idea what's been going on with Stuttering John and it's a shame. As a gossip columnist who once punched John in the face he needs to get much more actively involved. Also, Hannah comes on to apologize for her performance last week. https://www.compoundmedia.com/ https://www.patreon.com/FameIsABitch https://www.radiogunk.com/ https://jimdabbleslawfirm.godaddysites.com/ Come see us in Detroit on 9/30: http://watplive.com Come see us in NYC on 10/15: http://watpnyc.com Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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who are these.com. We encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on Apple Podcasts and should all of us in the comment section. Vic is going to pick up her new dog today. But Hannah will be here. I'm expecting a formal apology from her. So that'll be fun. But first we'll be reviewing a show called the Howard Stern Show. We have not discussed it.

It was just beforehand. Let's get into it. The Howard Stern Show is a show hosted by Howard Stern and his good, good friend, Robin Quivers. And I know that Monique, you've been listening since he got back from his summer break, right? Holy crap. Yeah, sadly, sadly, I've been listening. Actually, it's so bad that I've infused other things into the show now. Isn't that enough to talk about? It's not, there's not enough to talk about. One of the things that drives me crazy about Howard Cernan, we reviewed him years ago. And it was a fun review.

Croj was over here. We talked about Howard Cernan, where it's at or it used to be. Now when I listen to the show, it's so slow. Like, there's a segment where Ronnie gets high in the interview and I'm like, okay, I'll check this out. I couldn't get through it. It's like 50 minutes, but it feels like three and a half days. It doesn't do anything.

Nothing happens. Now Ronnie's in Las Vegas. So he's literally calling in in a coma at five o'clock in the morning. So there's nothing of any note. That's a good point. I didn't even think about the time difference. Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of suck. I think he's on kind of retainer. I was told by somebody. I don't know if it was rent or I think he's on like a perdium. Like they just pay him when he comes on. So he's read you go at like five in the morning and they use them if they have to and if not, he hangs up and that's it.

So let's start there. I picked some clips from multiple episodes that I listened to and I wanna start with the thing that drives me nuts about Howard Stern is he does not know how anyone lives their life. He used to be the every man and now he's not the anybody man. He can't relate to anyone or anything that anyone does. And for some reason he takes pride in this.

By the way, I love that you're doing clips because this is probably the first time I've ever been on a show where somebody's actually playing Howard Stern clips and it's not me. Good. And two, yeah, I mean, I love to see what other people like read out of the show, you know, because what I read out of it

is completely different than what somebody else might. Right, and that's why I thought it'd completely different than what somebody else might. Right. And that's why I thought it'd be interesting to do Howard Stern with you, even though you talk about it all the time. Because I was a huge fan of Howard Stern and I dropped off and I do not listen anymore. So now when I go and check back in, I'm like, whoa, what's going on here? People are listening to this. This is insane.

So it starts off Howard because this is how the gossip works on the Howard Stern show. People tattle on each other and then Howard brings that to the air. So this is the big news going out with Ronnie who is retired. He's 71 years old or maybe 72? Yeah, 71 because Robbins only younger than him. 71 years old. He's living out in Las Vegas. He's retired.

And this is the big news. I got a report from my sources that last Thursday, Ronnie, Ronnie, the limo driver drank 10 gin and tonics while watching football. Wow, which is somewhat alarming. Ronnie started drinking a 2 30 in the afternoon that day in a bar. Okay. So this is very alarming. Thursday night football and he drank 10 gin and tonics. 10. What's going to happen to this guy? Is he still alive? He's still with us to the O.D. That's like 40 quarters in John years. That's a lot. And I do put that on my show. I thought it was kind of interesting, but he tries to look for something,

listen, everybody tattletails, that's exactly right. So who would tell him, who would tell him that he was at a bar having 10 gin and tonics? Who would do that? Jason Kamp, of course. But how would Jason know? You know, I think he was out there visiting him. Isn't that what they said?

I thought Ronnie was like 20 guys. They're all watching football. And of course, Jason Kamp ones ones there writing down notes and every drink. I think so. He did using Jason's new ad for New Jersey system. No, I heard he lost a lot of weight. You look at hot. Oh my God. So hot. So I did like a face thing to see who he looked like and it came back with the rock. I tweeted it to him. That's not bad. Yeah.

He could do worse. He's lost 80 something pounds. Yeah. Kind of crazy. So yeah, he was out there and he's definitely the biggest headl tail of them all, but there's really almost nothing else to say. I mean, Ryan's retired. He could do whatever it's like he wants.

Like, just go, just go drink. Right. So then Ronnie comes on and explains that, okay, I had 10 generally. I mean, run as retired. You can do whatever it's like you want. Like just go, just go drink. That's all I'm going to do. So then Roddy comes on and explains that, okay, I had 10 genitonics, but we hung out for over 12 hours. Yeah. They go out at 2.30 afternoon and you just get home until 3 a.m. So that's a good sober.

So that's like having less than one drink an hour. Yes. Right. I mean, you're legally able to drive as far as I'd all. Technically, that's two days worth of drinking. So let's be fair. Yeah. So this is him explaining that and then Robin gives him great advice. That all serious. What's going on? I'm concerned 10 gin and tonics. Why not? Yeah, but it was within like 12 hours, right? Ever heard of water? Yeah, I've heard of water. That's what you drink when you're thirsty.

Is Robin competing to be the biggest nag on this show? I know Howard's insufferable, but Robin, do you have to get in on the act too? You've heard of water. Like shut the fuck up. I'm at the bar watching football. What are you talking about, water? Nothing.

You know, we classically call Howard a wheel. He does absolutely nothing. His hands are probably as soft as a baby's ass. Like he has, there is nothing going on in that man's life. So his only thing to do is to just beat the shit out of his employees. But it doesn't work the same way it used to. Yeah, it doesn't work because because everyone is so beaten down now that they have to find the lame is shit to rip on people for.

We'll get into the Pearl Jam concert in a little bit. Let me finish up my Ronnie stuff real quick. So Ronnie actually throws out a line here. I don't know if he's trying to be funny or not, but this actually is a good line. And it zooms past everybody's hat for some for whatever reason. That was to that was the first day, the first day of football. Okay. Right. Oh, let's do that. That was Thursday night, a week, I guess it was a week ago, over a week ago. Why did you get together in 230? Because the game starts here at five o'clock. Oh, why did you get into 230? Well, the game starts at five.

What should we get together? I know. I thought that's kind of a funny line. And it was just like, okay, I guess that makes sense. Yeah. Chris Christ. I get to get there with my friends for a one o'clock game around one o'clock. And then we say, well, how are Robin? If you don't understand drinking, don't try making fun of it. Right. You know, I understand drinking for fun for that matter. Irony of all iron is that he, um, he podcasts

from his wine seller. And he has never had wine in that cellar ever because he doesn't drink. And it's his way of like associating with all of the people that live around him in the Hamptons, they're all like, you know, been through AA, drug addicts anonymous, all of that shit. So this is his way of saying, you know, I don't drink either. It's just really not good for my body. And so he doesn't, he doesn't do that.

And he doesn't understand anybody who drinks, eats, has fun. I mean, nothing. Yeah, leaves the house. Oh, yeah. And but not only so Monique, you would think if you were someone who was a broadcaster, you have a big audience. And you couldn't relate to people on any level. You're like, I can't be people go out to eat.

That's crazy. You would think like maybe something's wrong with me. I have some wacky opinions on how people should live their lives. And my thought on him is that he should embrace it. He should be like the frigging cardagians. He should show us the, you know, private jet that he's taking down to Florida. He should show us the bowling alley. He should show us, you know, this bed that he has that apparently was from like the 17th century that he has in like one of his bedrooms. Like, you know, flaunt the shit now.

You know, you are not every man. You never were. You never have Italian and you were never every man. So, you know, whatever you do, just embrace it now. Embrace the fact that you'll never leave your house again.

Never. Rather than doing that, he just wants to lecture everyone. And drag everyone down. We've finished up on this stuff with Ronnie. So they're asking about his exercise routine. And of course, Fred has to shoehorn in pegging jokes. This doesn't fit in this situation at all. This is not natural to this conversation,

but because this was a big topic that Ronnie's girlfriend Stephanie Pegdum, how many years ago was that five, six years ago? This came up like seven, eight. Yeah. It's still going on. What's your workout? I'm curious. I work out with some weights and treadmill and stuff like that.

Nothing quite. I could do a lot of squats, a lot of ass exercises. So when Stephanie puts that dildo in my ass, it doesn't fall out. Yeah, he's doing exercises so that the dildo doesn't fall out of his ass. Good one, Fred. That makes sense. It's time. It's Fred's time to shine. Fred is literally personatted on Grotto throughout like three and a half hours worth of show. And the only time he has to come on is when Ron is there. And so you can say the C word, the C monkey word as we call it now.

And, you know, talk about being pegged. That's it. So that's the other thing about the Howard Stern show that I found to be a little bit strange. There's only two types of conversations that go on in the show. Kissing the asses of celebrities as if they're gods among us, or talking about the grossest sex stuff any 68 year old man's ever talked about.

Grossest homosexual stuff is really dicks and balls, yes. Okay, it's usually dicks cock, right? It's cock and balls and ass. And that's what he does. And I kind of think what it is, is, remember when he was on the, he had the e-show, ending the channel nine show, whatever he had like before that.

The whole thing was to grab the audience, which is you guys, Chris, Carl, you are the audience. And so in order to do that, you needed as much tits and ass as you could possibly get, right? So, that's why he always had them in, was because it was good for the air, not that he cared about it.

I don't think he gave a shit about having any of these porn stars in. They would go to scores, they would wrangle some of the girls from there, they would promote their porn thing or whatever. And yeah, you can smack my ass with a fucking fish and or go on the civilian. But not anymore. I don't need to do that anymore. Wait a second, Monique. Are you telling me the house not even in the lastians because you are shattering my entire world right now

with this information by challenge of life? He had childhood was a lie. He's not into lesbians. He knew that if he even said the word lesbians, it would bring you guys in. It would bring that trucker in who's going from New York to California. I'm gonna start writing that in the description

of every episode. We talk about lesbians, there's lesbians stuff going on, there's a lesbians. going from New York to California. I'm going to start running that in the description of every episode. Yeah. We're talking about lesbian. There's lesbian stuff going on. There's a lesbian. But you don't even need that anymore. You know what? Ever since Horn became free, nobody gets a shit anymore.

Like none of this is titillating. None of it is sexy. Nothing. So what can you do? Like Brent. Brent comes in, right? Brent was behind the scenes for how many years. All of a sudden, he gets to be front and center why because they like to swing and they like to have sex with the couples and

Brent unfortunately like to sit in the corner and watch a guy with one like fuck his wife but yet that's the way it works that's that is super steamy it's a normal enough to be good for the show. That's how it works. All right. So that was this one day episode where he has his long conversation where he's telling Ron he's a bad person. It does not give his life even though Ron he's someone who want to retire. And then fast forward to the next day, he's reading his emails and the listeners agree with Howard on this one. A couple of fans, not just me, we're sharing their concerns. If I drank that much in a day, I'd be at a commission for a week. Easy on the booze, Ronnie. We don't know how much that old liver can handle. Ronnie described having ten gin and tonics in one day. I'm gonna show my listening to listeners are going,

oh my god, is he all right? Should we start funeral arrangements? What's going on with them? I don't believe for a second that he gets emails because I think in that same commentary he said we got emails and tweets about this. He doesn't allow tweets on the strange show Yeah, there are no tweets loud like you're not allowed to do anything that has to do with commenting commenting on the show I I firmly believe that Fred has written written 95% of the comments that he gets. Yeah, listen to all these people agreeing with me. Fred agrees with me. Fred agrees with me. Fred N is into it.

Yeah, I think it's all bullshit. All right, and then we're not done with cocktail talk yet. It's not even cocktail yet. It's not even cocktail yet. Now we're talking about it's cocktails of God, cocktail, I'll stay away from that. But yeah, this was such a spicy story that they had to keep it going. Well, anyway, everyone's concerned and concerned about you

hitting the tangent and tonics. That was that's the like a once in a while thing. It's not all the time. It's a lot of even once in a while, 10,'s not all the time to. I mean, it's a lot of even once in a while. Ten, Jen and Types. That's a lot. Yeah. Well, it was, you know, there was a long period of time. It started in the early afternoon and ended it in the early morning. You know, what they should really do, you know, in the poochie episode of the set says, they're trying to figure out what parts of the show the kids like, which parts they down, and you twist the knob back and forth. I would love it for like when Howard's going,

oh my gosh, you would drink alcoholic beverages, you're just like, oh no, move on. That's not that titillating. Bring the muscle man back out here. Exactly. We went from Arty Lang doing heroin and blow every day. And like, whoa, this is amazing. So like this guy's having a cocktail watching the football game of his body less than one per hour. I mean, who is bitch, who are the vodka people pissed about this? What's going on?

How are you would fall asleep on air? I remember. We're really fall asleep on air, but that's okay. You know, having a drink in hours is the most routine. And you know, it did in tonic. Most of the time, it's mostly friggin' talk most routine. And you know, it did in tonic most of the time. It's mostly friggin' talk. I can't even imagine that it was that much.

And by the way, good on Ronnie for being like 71 or 72 and being able to stay out that long. Yeah. What are you doing? This is our Drinking Your Face Off. Right? You made it this far. Go for it.

You live in Vegas. Let's go. Oh, you need a reason? Yeah. Mm. You are 71 and Ronnie here. Don't worry for his regrets. All right, let's get into the crazy sex talk now. And like Monique already pointed out, it's always gay stuff. So there is this prank call that Howard is very excited about.

He's not even just excited about the fans are excited about it. I haven't even listened to it. You haven't heard this yet? Yeah. All right. So the fans are pumped for 50 Gary. Now there's this character that Gary Delbate plays called Florida Gary. That's not funny or interesting in any way, but they pretend that it is. And so he's he's explaining that the fans are pumped up for for this next Frank Fonkall. Uh, also people are very, very excited about this Fistie Gary thing. I'm about to go into the fans are pumped up. They want to hear this.

I will never say they are not afraid. I will never say no to a new flirty Gary. Frank call. He always delivers disgusting or not. I'm excited. Bring on Fist fisty Gary. All right. So the premise of this call is Gary's playing this fortacious character and he's calling

this guy named hunger ff and the ff stands for fist fucking. This was a guy that Wolfie found it at a anal sex convention a few years back. After you've been saying this sentence is just really repulsive to me. Seriously. I know. None of this is interesting. Wait, can you just bring back one quick second, the fact that can you see somebody furiously typing an email to how it's saying, bring on Fistigarri?

Like, who writes that? Yeah, I know. It's such a bullshit. There's no way. And actually, if he did read the actual email, he's been getting over the years. That would be interesting. Exactly. What the fuck happened to the show? What am I listening to? When did Gary start doing bit? Actually, if he did read the actual email, he's been getting over the years, that would be interesting. Exactly.

What the fuck happened to the show? What am I listening to? When did Gary start doing bits? Oh, they're running out of ideas. Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey, no shit. So, all right, we're gonna set this up. It's gonna be better than 10 Super Bowls. The poll is intense and unsettling.

If you happen to be eating or operating heavy machinery, you may want to turn off your radio. So without further ado, Rob, and I give you volume one of the most shocking phone call of all time, Fistigari calls a Fister. The most shocking phone call of all time is happening this week of our search over the chances. Oh, look here we.

I waited all so much. I've learned two parts. He explains it's a 44 minute long call and he might put it on the app. Oh, will you? I want to hear the part you guys didn't use. What about that come hat? Everybody was so excited about earlier than here. Yeah, and then as soon as it actually

happened, I think that management went, we can't have our hat full of calm. We got to stop this right? It has your dissuade. You can't have the deal. But bodily fluids can't be just be able to round. You know that, right? Jesus. All right. I'm going to play you. I'm glad you haven't heard this yet, Monique. Hold on to your chair. You might fall off it. These are examples of the jokes that happened during this hilarious and shocking phone call between Fistigary and Hunger FF. Oh, and I just want to point out, if this isn't edited within its life, then call me a monkey's uncle because this sounds so heavily edited.

There's no way this is a legit conversation between two people. 45 minutes long? Yeah, I'm going to skip playing. I'm going to skip playing. You can't get to be on for like an hour and a half, like seriously. Yes, agreed. And does it sound like Gary's pre-recorded? Like they already have all the questions ready to go and there's hitting drops?

Yes, of course. Okay. If you've got lesions in your hole, the baby, that's my goal. That ass is officially ribbed for my pleasure. Oh, fuck. Okay. My hole is already quivering. Hmm. I heard you dig fiston. My pretty much live for it. Yeah. Well, that's great. Cause I dig out colons. Oh, hawk. Okay. Now you're talking my language to help bigger your hands. Listen, it ain't the size of the fist. It's the motion of the wrist. Oh, fuck call me rocky. Cause I will use your whole like a speedback.

Fuck yeah. How deep do you want to go on me? Let's put it this way. Is your asshole Ukrainian president Latamazolinsky? Why do you ask? Because I'm about to supply it with arms. This is the shocking prank. But how, by the way, to talk up to that, I didn't pull all the clips. It's seven minutes long of how we're going. Coming up next. The most shocking 40-fold. Just musical promotions. There's I mean, it's just, OK, first off, completely set up.

Of course. I mean, I did, I'm like three years ago. They already knew who the guy was. So I'm pretty sure. And in order for it to be a phone call, I know that New York is a one-party state where you can record something and be the only person recording it, and that's okay.

But that's, that's, that's, that's drops, that's totally drops. So the guy had to be totally, you know, just kind of going with the flow of the bullshit. It's not a phony phone call. If you call a guy who's known for being like a fisting porn star, that's like his job. It's his profession. And you go, hey man, I want to fist you. Oh, good one. Okay.

Yeah. All right, good talk. And you have one liners. I mean, that's what you do. You come out with one liners, so the fisting guy, like, it makes no sense. What a hilarious phone call that is. But yeah, you're right.

There was promo for this. They were talking it up. There's a staff of 70 people over there. They came up with this one bit. And they're like, wow, we really got to milk this. So then the next day on the show, they get the faked phone call. I've heard fake phone calls on radio shows before, but this is the faked phone call that was ever faked.

Oh, I had a Howard listen, I've been listening to you since you were at W4 in Detroit. I'm Jefferson Avenue and I would rob a team or with you back then. First, I'm calling bullshit on that. I've been listening to you, Sysmo, that's the 70s. He's talking about. No one listened to Howard and Detroit, the 70s, why he left. All right, anyway, move it on.

All right, but I love the show and I just puke. I just, I just, I pulled off a 28th Street and Grand Rapids and I was listening to that ask me stuff and I just got so frickin sick, I had to puke next to a dead racco. All right. If you're going down Jefferson Avenue, do not roll into that puke. Just give me a warning. Make sure Jefferson Avenue. Do you think that that guy got so sick to a stop? I think they pulled over and puke next to a dead racco. You want to make?

Yeah. Okay. Number one, that probably would make that guy like 70, right? Because he's been listening to Howard since Howard's been on Detroit. Yeah, he's got nowhere to commute too. He's going. And yeah, it's the same thing like, you know, I had to pull over laughing. It was like so hysterical. Like it's just, it's, it's, it's, it doesn't happen. It doesn't happen.

It's not a real thing. I swerved off the road and killed children. Your show is so funny. Well, thanks for the call. Yeah. Like, that the call. Yep. Like I said, not seating, how about just change the channel? I know. No, no, it was too titillating.

I had a list of every second on it. And I was in the dead Rick who district so. I was a lot. I was a lot. TRC. Multi-task. Multi-task. And then this is also from the next day after they played the call, they do this thing where

all of a sudden a celebrity will pop in. And this happens to be Jeff Goldboom. This is something I hate the night. Yeah, it's so weird, right? They've been doing this since since COVID, since the pandemic where they all went remote. Now they have like, because I'm zoom or whatever, all of a sudden people just like pop in, like, whoa, Jeff Goldboom's here. And it's always somebody random that nobody gives a shit about.

Dan, rather, I guess it's whatever impression the guy in the back room can do, I guess. Howard Kosell. Finally. So this, I have a feeling that whoever does the Jeff Goldbloom, you might know, Monic, he got a talking to you after this he had no material prepared whatsoever and the impressions good but this goes to nowhere

it's a jeff gold boom what do you want to say oh my goodness oh my gosh i love to see gary what a hoot m o yes finally something I can relate to. Scott, I'd do, uh, as gay, but, uh, day. I would think an actor like you would hate this, uh, Fistigari, because you're, you're most of your entertainment. No, you're, you're quite mistaken, quite mistaken. I am very interested in the idiosyncrasies of the human capacity for pleasure.

Oh, it reminds me of when I was the fly. Just stop. That is so horrible. That is so horrible. Is that Dr. Steve? I think the impression is fine, but what is he talking about? What the hell is that? First I was a single who does William Shatner, right? So it's the same thing guy for all of them. I actually am excited. So he only does, he only like when it's somebody that he knows, like, I had to do the voice. That's so horrible. What else is, why? Why? Well, was it him shoehorn in the fact that he was the star of the movie, The Fly?

Doesn't make any sense in this context. But I guess he thinks that's going to make it funny. Oh, that reminds me of when I was The Fly, you know, the grotesqueness. And they call me Fistigholdy. I've had enough of you two. Fistigholdy. They called me Fistigholdy, did they? Is there what they called you? Right, they've had enough of you to come on. 50 Goldie. They called me 50 Goldie, did they? Is that what they call you? Nope.

Nobody did. No. It's such an epic fail for such a once a great radio show to do that. All right, let's get into lecturing Robin. On September 11th, series XM had a concert. Pearl Jam came in invite only kind of a nice thing for the employees and stuff. So Robin and Gary went to it and Howard's nothing too happy about this. This is not something he would have done. I got sent a picture Saturday night. I almost blew my stack. Robin standing there without a mask. Next to Eddie Vetter taking

pictures of, and I'm like, well, I guess, I guess someone doesn't, isn't immunocompromised. I guess. Wait. So you would think I was playing you a clip from September, 2021 or September, 2020. This is September, 2022. And how was like, you were, you were not wearing a mask next to Eddie Vetter. Well, there goes Robin. Nice knowing you. I wish. So apparently, how would an Robin had a phone call earlier that weekend. And Robin didn't bring up the fact that she was going to see Pearl Jam. G I wonder why?

Because I had been tested and I was negative. So only people in that room were negative. You didn't discuss tested. I recall speaking with you before a Saturday and for about an hour on the phone and no mention of you were going to Pearl Jam. I mean, you kept it awfully tight to the vest. You knew that I would. You know, I would do with you. Are you every time? Well, I know I just would have said nice knowing you and enjoy the afterlife.

You want a chance to say goodbye. I would have said, just tell my dad, I say hello when you see him up there. Howard, Nags, everyone for everything. And there's like, I can't believe he didn't tell me that. You know, like if you're wife, Nags, you all the time, you're not gonna come home and share everything you did during the day, it's gonna piss her off, obviously. How would it become the nagging wife? Yeah, nobody shares what they do with him anymore. They can't, they can't because you know,

they're gonna hear it from him. And it's just him building his case for just sitting at home and not having to come back into the office. Yeah, and Robin even said, in order to get backstage and meet Pearl Jam, you had to get tested and test negative for COVID in order to do that, which is surprising to be honest with you. I keep it.

They're still doing that. I don't go anywhere. I think it was just over. I think it's just for back only. I can't even imagine there's an end. She was in the audience for the whole thing with like 500 people. Right. No.

So what does that mean? Nothing. They didn't test for people going in for the regular show. Right. Contra so what does that mean? Nothing, they didn't test for people going in for the regular show. Right. Contestant kill people. Unless if you go to Guns and Roses in like 1989, then you might die.

But for the most part, Pearl Jam in 20s, my two serious, you'll be fine. You'll be all right. MTS, can we just add to the fact that it wasn't for people at serious. It was a contest where they gave away tickets for it so that listeners can go to the thing. But in actuality, nobody who was sitting down in the main section was a listener. All the listener people, which amounted to maybe like 50 people, were up on the nosebleed

seats and that's where they got to stay. So it was really just a, you know, just a fluff thing and Gary goes to any opening of a FIKE and paper bag. So of course he was there with Jackson, Delabate. And I don't know. I would go to that, Casar, too. If I could go to it. I was supposed to be with 500 people. Yeah, and the calm, I'm so faking Lily, but Robin, sadly, you know, she looked, she looked really bad. I don't know if you saw pictures of it, but, you know, she didn't have on the Fisely hair wig and she just had like a little bobush go over her hair. And she has no eyebrows, you know, so she looked really like holy shit.

I was waiting some clips on Drew and Mike of the Howard Stern show recently. And they're talking about pickleball because, you know, Robin notoriously a huge tennis fan. And she's like, I just suck at tennis. And Gary comes in and says, you know, Robin, you'd be really good at pickleball. Robin's 70 years old. She's obese. She's not good shape. Like, I don't think she'd be great at pickleball either. I think she'd be great at anything right now. No, I don't think so. And she's the other one. She's never coming back. She never come back. She doesn't she's not in the studio either. She's never coming back. I have a friend who has She doesn't, she's not in the studio either. Mm, she's never coming back.

I have a friend who has a theory, Monique. I'll run it by you because this contract that Howard just signed with Serious, it definitely favors Howard more than it does the company. Is it possible that Serious says you have to come back to the studio or we're cutting ties? You know, I feel like he has done

so many contracts in his life that he has made clause for every single thing that they could possibly throw at him. And even at worst case scenario, if they decide to fire him, I'd be like, well, like you pay me. You know, I don't think that he, he, you know, so many guys on my show think that he, you know, is some sort of equity holder in the company

or he has some say in what happens, like it'll be an Anthony, look at all these shows where he's kind of puts a caboch on them so that he's the one who gets all the money. Look at 101 that used to have like, Bubba and all these other people on it and they just took that money away and gave it to Howard.

So I think at this point, he could do whatever the hell he wants. And you know what, if everyone of his interviews is a zoom call So be it. I don't think they care. You know the very old school. It's kind of weird to me. I Think the shareholders care the series except is not long for this world You know the way there's like no, I don't think so It's not a viable company and also they The whole car deal thing. It's like, I don't want it in my car.

Like, I don't want that. And I usually compare it to like the Kathy virus protection. It's like, it comes with all those stupid computers, but nobody uses it. And then they lure you in to pay for it or else you're gonna get viruses and your computer's gonna die. It's like, just, I don't even need it in my car.

Everything is streaming now. They're old models dead. It's a dead monster. Well, it's also a frustrating company because I have the app. I pay for the app even though I almost never use it, but it's a write-off. You know, I did it sometimes for my job. So when I do want to stream Howard or something else

or Jim and Sam or whatever I'm listening to, I'll use my app for it. It doesn't work in my car. So I called the company and I said, hey, I already pay for a subscription. Can you just activate my car? You have to pay a separate fee to get your car. I do, and one other company does that.

Normally, I don't have to call HBO and say, I want to watch this on my phone and my computer. It's like, you can just do it forever. Yeah, but you should be able to do not just stream from your phone to your car. I can, yes, I can. But I have a serious ex- I'm radio built into my car.

I'd like to be able to just like fucking hit a button and have it We all do but the reality is if you go to like a new Tesla like Tesla doesn't build it in It's just like okay, you just stream whatever the hell you want New Tesla Monika over here like an error Over here, all right. Yeah, I guess the Tesla's I didn't know that Tesla's don't have it. Okay. That's why I didn't get one. All right. So this is to your point earlier where how were the reason why he raised and everyone for having fought and living their lives is because he just wants to have an excuse like he was even telling Beth his wife how upset he was

that Robin went to this concert. I said to Beth on Saturday and then I go, look, look at Robin, I go, you know, I got so upset. I just went, yeah, you know, she's giving up. Now she's out and about. I was very upset. I am still in my bunker. He was very upset that Robin was having fun.

His horse shit. He was in his bunker. This whole thing is filling time. He's not really upset. We've all heard Howard upset. Really? For real. I don't know about that. I know how he is about germs and blah, blah, blah. This isn't addressing down. You heard them laughing with each other about this thing. It goes on for a while and then he's either filling time. Yeah. You could be right about that. But I'll tell you why I think that he's serious. So Beth wanted to go to her friend's wedding

that was in the city and Howard was very much against it, of course, but her brother and sister-in-law were in from out of town and so they were all gonna go to this wedding. Now, of course, Howard's not going, that's crazy talk. But he insisted that Beth wear a mask to the reception. Or I'm sorry, the ceremony, she couldn't go to the reception. She wasn't allowed to go to the reception. She told the reception exactly.

The ceremony, she had to wear a mask. She goes, well, I have to go. It's my friend Jill. I'm going to go watch her get married. And so I said, how's that going to work? Are you going to wear a mask? She goes, I'll be the only one, but I will wear a mask. It's OK. That makes sense. But she goes into the city with her brother and

sister law. They went to no boo. The brother and the sister law went to no boo. Beth sees him later that night and then took a car ride with them. So if they I said, no booze got to be where people get COVID. Cause no, no, no, all the waiters wear a mask and all the tables are separated. I go bullshit. What is that? You could not win with Howard. You talked to someone who went to a restaurant within this decade. Are you crazy? No, I'm going to die. Wait, better yet. You went with your brother and your sister-in-law. Who, by the way, he purchased his own COVID testing machine, which was like $5,000-6,000.

He purchased a COVID testing machine so that anybody who comes into his house gets tested, and then before they can actually enter the house, they have to wait like 12 or 24 hours. And then and only then can they come into the house. Jesus. I mean, I don't, he's gonna be like, how would you use? Like seriously, he's gonna be there. And he's proud of it. He even says this this morning, I fucked up

and Kestrick, goodbye when I was coming down here to work. And now I have COVID. I'll tell you. So I'm the only one still fighting the good fight. Yeah. Which should tell you something like you should ask your therapist like my mentally ill because I'm the only one who still thinks this is a thing. Even Biden came out and said the pandemic's over. Even Biden is buddy is like, yeah, this isn't a thing anymore. It's over. We're done with it. I mean, then yes, I'm sure people are still getting it and I get that and whatever. But you're still going to go on the shit, Modi.

This is a fact of life. People can sick. He's not going to die from it. You know, he's been like boosted and you'd keep talking about it. I don't know if you listen to this part of the show, but he was talking about how Beth is insisting that they get the new booster. And then two weeks from when they get the booster, because that's what he's told is the allotted amount of time for you to then be inoculated, then they're going to come

into the city for like a week or two, because he hasn't been here in like three years. Right. Which is odd to me that Howard Stern or anyone who's semi-intelligent would believe pharmaceutical companies now, like, well, they're saying that this one actually will work. Okay. Yeah. Why not? I'm sure that I like this time. Let me less sick than the last one did when I did get COVID after being boosted twice. I got COVID.

Like, I've been good for almost three years. And then after my last boost to shot, I got sick. And I'm like, well, what the fuck? Okay. Is the point that I'm not going to die? Is that basically what the point is? So it's basically different. They never said that. That's the thing, Monique. I don't want to get to do a whole fucking political rank.

And I'm not going to be able to do it. And I'm not going to be able to do it. But that was never the point of any of this. Another pretending that's what it was. Well, we just so you don't get as sick. Well, what medicine does that? Anyway, I will tell you though, I came back from Shanghai one year with even. Oh, Shanghai!

Did you take your Tesla there? I'm just kidding, I'm going to have business, you asshole. And I came back with even Flu and I didn't know that's what it was. But I have never been that sick in my life. And I solidly down and out for the count for like three weeks, 102, 304 fever. I had no idea what it was. It was just, okay, I got a bad flu.

And so I wouldn't wish that flu on my worst enemy. Yeah. But it was a flu. It was just a bad flu. That's what it is. So what I was like. This has existed for a very long time. Before you or I were even born.

And co-visual variation of the 1918 flu, by the way, we're still burying off of that. Well, it was man made in the lab, but whatever. I think I'll see. Am I on YouTube yet? What's going on? To say exactly. You can say that word. This is the last clip I'm going to play.

Our guest is is here. He's got, he's figured out a way to get here. I didn't think he was gonna make it. So I wanna bring him on, but I wanna go back too, because I glossed over this one. So they're talking about this hunger FF character, the guy who likes getting fished, and the Howard's like, man, I really need to interview this guy.

How great I can't even ever talk to him before. And then they're like talking about how great the interview would be, and they go to Ronnie out, Ronnie, but you got tons of questions for this guy. Um, yeah. All right. Yeah, I guess I thought I had interviewed him, but I don't know what I'm remembering, but okay, I would, I would certainly ask him some question.

We can get the whole team in here to ask him questions. I'm Ronnie. Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie. I feel David this guy. Yeah. That'd be fun. What would you ask? Why don't you first question, Ron?

I'm trying to figure out what kind of pleasure this guy gets at a guy's like taking that the skin in their mouth and shit. I just can't picture it. All right, but you never field day. What would you ask? I said, you know, it's a cross, right? Get one, Ronnie. So many questions. Definitely. This one have forgot. You can't just stuff his ass. Like, how many questions can it be? Zero according to Ronnie, because he couldn't come up with

one. That is the correct answer. And just go. AJ, you hear, buddy? I was not going to show any people he has? Oh, he's in a conversation right now. I don't know if it can't. I don't think it's going to reflect how many people listen. Should we listen to that AJ's part of the conversation? Or should I have a lot of up the hook here? I just did that a while ago, but I don't know with the...

Hi, AJ. It'll be pretty funny spot guess that's what yeah I just just just guys I find that many people as I have no idea but those things are lies

anyhow people lie about that shit is he concerned about my audience? what do you see? is he looking at my audience? does he even have his I know there is but what do you see?

I just typed in who are these podcasts and I have their official page. Oh my god, Column Dying. Quality page. Quality page. Fleshy. Oh, I see, okay, audience Anthony. I just texted him that he's on the show right now.

See if he gets text. Didn't know his life. Does he even get the text? I don't know. I'm not getting that. I don't know what you're seeing. I can see a list of the other episodes. I don't see like people talking about it.

Curl them dying. No, I just clicked on what? Who are these partners? No. Is he having his gekka bags about? Do I do it? This is a bad time to be right. How about some fake voice? How John got punched? They're on the air right now. Let'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

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I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm floating around a little bit. I didn't want to keep him waiting. Sorry, sorry guys. I don't know how to go. I had to I turned off and I was doing some surfing on the internet. I didn't know I turned the soundbub. You guys okay?

Yeah, we're good, buddy. Thanks for joining us today. I heard some how his stern talk there. You guys are really up on the stern and it takes I see. Holy shit. Do you listen to the stern show anymore? I haven't heard the stern show. I hear like SNIP, hey Monique, I hear snippets of it online, but I have not listened to a show in years. Nobody has. Only Monique. It's hard. No one listens to it. I don't know who these millions of people are. When I did the show, there were millions of listeners without a doubt. I don't know who these millions of people are. When I did this show, there were millions of listeners

without a doubt. I don't know anybody who grabs me at dinner or anywhere in says, did you hear Stern yesterday? That's over. I have, I think I have two friends who still listen to Stern, but they don't listen regularly. It used to be, you could have a conversation, anytime you got together with your friends,

like, oh, you're this morning, yeah, of course. Now I hear conversations, but the conversation is always like, I had a fast forward through this clip and then he brought out this person and sucked. You know, I, here's the thing. He was very good to me and very good to all of us with what he did for so long. And it was nothing like leaving the stern show and walking down the street in Manhattan. Everybody knew you were on it. They were yelling your name out.

Like you said, everybody heard it. Now, you know, the guy's almost 70. Is he 70? No, like 68. Something like right around there, right? Yeah. What I mean, I'm 60 and I feel foolish. I could never imagine throwing Bologna at a girl's ass

at 70 years old on radio, you know, like what's he supposed to do? It's just, I don't know. He's got to reinvent himself, but this is what I would do, AJ. I would bring in a comedian and compelling people to be on the show with them rather than just bitch to Robin about how the world sucks. Because that, that's for the best I've worked in. He's become his father.

Yeah. He's become the guy he used to the work of. He's become his father. Yeah. He's become the guy he used to make fun of. And I don't want to make, I'm not making fun of Rob. And I've been through many members of my family with cancer and all sorts of illnesses. It's really a shame. You know, I was writing for radar a few years back when Robyn was, but there was sneaking,

no one knew she wasn't in the studio. And guests would show up and look for her and she wasn't there. And they were not allowed to say that Robo was in the studio. So it's been going on for a long time. Now they just finally made it official. It looks so disjointed. Her not there and him in the studio.

And it's just nice. There's nothing's good anymore. It just doesn't look good, period. So, Aja, I don't want to recap the whole thing with Stuttering John where you're a game. Are you a South pop, by the way? Could you give him a nice left hook?

Actually, it was a left hook. It was a left, you know what? I'm a righty. I'm a righty. If I wanted to hurt him, it would have been a right handed fist. It was a left handed smack. That just goes to show how I didn't want to hurt the guy. Just wanted to wake him up.

I think you woke him up. So I'm just going to play a quick clip, but I don't want to dwell the guy. Just wanted to wake him up. Oh, I think you woke him up. So I'm just gonna play a quick clip, but I don't want to like dwell in the past too much, but this is what I love you, AJ, because you're gonna hit Sudden John, it's gonna be my victory. So let's roll it. Okay.

This is just an example. This is the aftermath. After you hit him. Now listen, oh, it's the aftermath because if you show this map, you'll see that Gary's teeth took the bronch of it. Yeah.

I didn't see that. Yeah, really good. This is the aftermath. They bring you back to studio. And this is Stuttering John acting like not only a tough guy, but like that he can take a joke real well. And that's why this is funny in 2022 because we all know John could not take a joke. You can't take a little criticism.

What did they say? No, no, it's not one called to call who who can't take a little criticism you can report it's my home You can't take a little I do take it. I love you. You take it. You're smacked somebody because I'm a phone call crew I smacked somebody because there's a lot of it in there too off. Oh, I can take it but only in swallowing I take it all time. Listen to John. Oh, you can't take criticism? John. You know, like, hey, Jay, definitely woke him up. The thing is, I was on, you know, the each channel had just canceled my talk show, which I was pissed off about, and they would pay me a lot of money, like almost $40,000 to

not talk about what happened. So I was on a deal with them to keep them out shut. So he kept pushing me and pushing me and I finally had to erupt. But that's what pissed me off. I couldn't tell the people what happened with my talk show and John kept going there and going there and I just erupted.

But I wasn't trying to fucking knock him out. I was so I would knock him out. Oh no, John is obnoxious and should be punched to the face way more often than he is. One of his quips to AJ when AJ was on the Howard Stern show. He goes, what's that stand for? Errogate jerk. Good one, John. I did there. Pretty good stuff. I'm a, I'm a street guy and I told him, I told the whole country, one more call gets through. I'm going to smack this guy. So I told him I told the whole country one more call gets through. I'm gonna smack this guy. So I warned him Then he makes the call himself. Yeah, I'm walking down the hall. I said I'm gonna smack him I smack them and they call it a jack attack. It was uh, you know, you jab them

No, I don't know the whole country that hit the guy. Yeah, he should have been ready Don't apologize on this show by Fred. We are celebrating what you did We are all loving it. And I'm John, though, and we made up, you know, we for the last several years up until like a year and a half ago, I did his show, you know, we were on good good terms. And then eventually he'd say something stupid again. And one day I just erupted and told everybody he's, he's a fucking nobody. He can't be hired. No one's gonna hire him anymore. He can't hold his job down. His podcast sucks. He just rails about Stern and his life,

and it's just, it's sad. And there's nothing else he can do. All right, so he's collecting, you know, he's collecting two pension. He's got the radio pension. He's got the tonight's show pension. Sure he's doing fine, but I don't think that fine. Yeah.

I don't think he's doing that fine. Actually, I invited someone else on the show. I got him last minute, but he was uncovering that there might have been some mischild support payments. I don't want to get into that right now. I don't think it's going to be great as my poet. I don't mean great, but I mean, at least he has a couple of tensions with without those. I don't know what they'll go on, you know.

Couple of new traits. I don't want to got to be honest on his ass. I mean, we all came up together. We had a great time for years. So that's why I wanted to talk to you about AJ because you did do the Southern John show pretty early on at going back to 2016. You were a guest on there a few times and you guys, you know, mended the fence and everything like that. Then you did beer on the balcony. I think that's the last time probably you talked to him. Yeah, I think it's a time to remind me what happened. I think I told him off right or something like that.

Well, it was it was actually we played Christmas on the show and you didn't really tell him off too badly, but it was after the fact you were railing on if Raul Jerunke got on his own show, no, unprofessional he was. Yeah, he just drinks the whole show, man. I mean, you know, that was his stick. He just drinks the whole show and stick. I know, that was his stick. He just drinks the whole show and. No stick. I know, I know, but obviously if you drink that much, I really depressed. There's no reason to keep doing it. Right. And the show suffered. But one of the shows is good and I can't tell you I only heard of what I was on it, but it just sounded awful. And he just got more, uh, ran punctious and nasty and who do we want to listen to that shit, man?

Are you following what's going on with this whole set of engything where there's now there's no there's there's the revenge of the six guys. There's Anthony. You know, let me say one thing, the legend of the what's it called? Legend of the one six six. I feel revenge of the sys revenge of the yeah, I did they show a long time ago. And I said something about Ali Shiti that

they didn't like. I was like, I didn't believe Ali Shiti, whatever she said about being sexually harassed. Some bullshit. They got so offended and they were on the attack against me. They're both there too. They're their assholes.

But I do once more listen to their show and they have a good banter together. They do. They they have a good banter together. They do. They do have a good banter, but I don't know why they got so mad at me. We're kind of the same people. We both, they just, they just appeared to woke that day that I couldn't make fun of fucking Allie Shede.

That's surprising. It doesn't sound like those guys. You're talking about boys and girls. Yeah, I'm sure you can find it online. They, they, they with me apart because I made fun of Allie Shede. I think she said she was sexually molested or something. Well, harassed and I said, who the hell is going to harass Allie Sheetie? She doesn't look good. She's breathless. And they got offended. I think it went that way. And you know, this is

the sound like those guys. But what's great is that those guys, um, Shuley now is doing the Uncle Rico show with only dedicated a centering John. So all these people, there's like a whole ecosystem that's cropped up. There's the subreddit, dabble's not on us. Are you following any of this? Like everyone do you think a job on? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no What they're doing, there's a subwriter called Daibler's Anonymous. And you gotta back it up.

We have to back it up real quick. So, and Chrissy Mayer who's in our discord right now, I just saw Chrissy, if you wanna come on, I can send you the Streamy Art link. But, so Chrissy had John on her show years ago and said, so I didn't realize you dabbled in comedy because he was talking about standup. And that affected John so bad.

He's like, dabbled. He's actually like, he's a big shot standup comedian. He's the rest of his history. Yeah. So ever since then, everyone likes to call John the Dabbler. And so Dabblers and Automus came up. And all people do is make movie posters and pull clips and make videos.

It's so, yeah, the stuff behind us here. It's so great. That's great. You've ever seen here, it's somebody great to shit you've ever seen. And it's like thousands and thousands of people who the only thing they like to do is goof on Saturday. Chad. Wow, that's great. Well, you know, John, John will make you think he wrote jokes for Jay Leno for years.

Yep. Oh, no, he says that all the time. Right. He, he's a comedy writer. He wrote the bits of Stern. He doesn't understand how I just tried them out because he was dumb enough and young enough to say whatever how I told him the same. That's not writing a bit. Well, it's just following directions. Let's not forget that the famous incident we were talking about going back to 2002 or something like that when you punched him. He was the phone screener. That's what he was doing. He was running phone calls through. Yeah, that was his job. That was his job. Every time he came in the studio, how would it roll his eyes? No one wanted him in the studio. It's true. It's a little too weird. The thing about the Stern Show, when the commercials are on, Howard gets up. He's very much different than he is on the air. Not that it's an act, but it's a little bit of a personality shift

when it shows off the air. And then you really hear what's going on. You hear the dynamics of the show. And you hear Howard, mad at John, for different things that no one will ever hear on air. And you go, okay, obviously John is strictly an employee on this show. You forget, when you listen on air, you think they're all part of like a big show,

but no, John, you're a lower level employee. That's where you want Howard to CEO, and he fucking went right into him. But no one hears that. You know, he don't really give you fun stuff to nibble on, but there's really this bigger, there was bigger issues back then. Well, John's revisionist history now, as he talks about how he was in the inner circle with Howard, he would stay over at Howard's house, they went out to dinner together,

they'd go jogging together, they were all best buddies. John, I know. Can we talk about, you know, I never, I mean, I got a crew cut. I should I buzz my hand, never went for hand transplant. I just don't fight and feel, I think my career would have went on another seven years if I had good hair, but I just don't I didn't feel I think my career would have went I'm not gonna have seven years of good hair,

but I wouldn't do it. Howard has to be pulling on a big wig every day and at that age, I don't know, but I would feel I'm going to a costume party if I was pulling on a wig that big every day before I go on air. I mean, it's just I don't know what

it is. It's gigantic and it doesn't. There's no use system. It's not a way to get to hair system. Yeah, it's all the spots. Yeah, because when you get in your 50s, you lose the hair in the back of your head.

That's why whenever you see an actor on TV with a full head of hair at 68 years old small shape. Yeah. Some guys got good pieces. Patino's got a great piece. Ted Dansons had a piece for 35 years old, small shape. Some guys got good pieces, Pacino's got a great piece. Ted Danson's got a piece for 35 years. No one knows he's bold, but how are you just doing that?

But Howard keeps going with this way. I can't get over it. I'll never admit it either. And he's too. I mean, they've had fights in there and he'll be like, you're gonna pull on it. But he'll never see you come over to him and pull on it. Listen, I know old Jews. They don't have hair that long and 70 years old. They don't.

And that dark. Right. Exactly. You go, great. Look, I'm by fucking hair is white. It's ridiculous. You know what's funny too? Because I asked you with that exact question. Is it a wig? Yes. Because everyone speculates that it is. And honestly, it wouldn't be a big deal if he came on and said, yeah, I have a hair system. You know, I have a thing. The fact that he lies about is why everyone's so focused on his hair. It's like, that's not natural. There's no way that you're real hair.

I like it. Well, you guys are calling it a hair system. Why are we using that term? I love the term. What does it mean? It's a great term. Okay. So what it is, we actually had a hair guy on one day to kind of talk about it and look at

all angles of the hair. And he told us he's like, it's not really a wig because he still has some of his own hair. It's a system that actually, you know, I mean, he has no part. Yes, there's no part. Yeah, exactly. Hair, you know, and it's kind of like, it's kind of like the lead singer from the cure who is that person when he was back and when he was in his 20s. And he still looks the same right now with the jet black hair. And

it's not worth no trying to to say that he's this hip cool guy. Meanwhile, if he shaved it down, you know, people have done like Photoshop's of him without his hair. Oh my god, no. He was so.

He Howard can't have no hair. With that nose, no, you can't he can't go there He's got to have he's got a big head to offset the nose. There's no question about that How it hates his looks Look how it is a very insecure person not that you guys don't know that but when he Was about to get the job for the X factor him and I spoke And I can grab I congratulate him

on the job and he said to me, I'm really I'm really nervous. I said why you nervous? He goes, I don't know man, you know, I don't know what they think I am. I don't know how to do this. And little only have to tell him

you're how it's turned you you did lesbian dial a day. You did homeless Hollywood squares. You know talent. It's just easy. Just be yourself. I don't know, man, they're not like me. He's not insecure. And then of course, he did it. And he was like the news time in a cowl. And they changed everything for him. They changed the location of the shoot.

Everything. I mean, he's not insecure after all this fame and fortune. He still doesn't get who he is. That's fucking sad. Yeah, the therapy has not helped. It's really, uh, you talked about the therapy all the time. He's getting worse and worse as a person. He has no self confidence. He can't leave the house. He has no friends. It's bizarre. That's why Audi Lang said he's got a lawsuit. He should get all his therapy money back. Yeah. No shit. Well, where, what's up with Audi? What's up with anybody having any wearabouts on Audi? Yeah, there was a weird thing on Reddit the other day where somebody was talking about how they had heard that he's rushing to a hospital on a Monday

and he wasn't doing well and they were fearful that he was no longer around. Really? But, but, but, so somebody had texted that to me, you know this and so I, you know, texted a couple of people that used to be with the show and they're like, fuck, we don't know, let's go find out. And so, all I heard back was,

Artie's okay. And I mean, wow. Wow. Well, let me tell you something. In case you've never heard this before, but a few years back, maybe four years back, whenever crashing premiered, the HBO show, I forget what you're doing.

That was, Artie was in LA. We hung out the night before, had dinner, everything's fine. The next night he calls me and he says to me, and my wife and kids are out of town. He goes, hey man, don't be mad. I go about what? He's only asking something. I said, all right.

He goes, could you score us some cocaine for me? I said, Arty, you know, but is this a joke? Make your, you're sober. No, I know, but the crashing people want me to go on the jet, the HBO jet to San Francisco tomorrow to talk to this and this person, I can't do it. I need any drugs. I said, already I haven't scored cocaine in fucking 15 years. I don't know who to call.

He goes, I'm going to be $5,000. Just find me something. And I'm going, what do I do here? I said, am I the only guy you've asked? There's no. I said, all right, well, look, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,000, just find me something. And I'm going, what do I do here? I said, am I the only guy you've asked? There's no. I said, all right, well look, are you really sure you need age? It's just for one day, I promise. So I made some calls.

People look to me, like I don't do that anymore. I'm like, I know, I'm just for somebody in town. Then I call a restaurant in Beverly Hills, Dan Tannis, right? On Santa Monica. I know the waiters there know. They are co-deals coming in late tonight. I sent to the guy, listen if Buddy Mines in town at VIP wants to get happy tonight, does anybody going to come in? He goes, yeah, they'll be here later after midnight. It's okay. So I told our party, go to Dan Tannis. I can't go there alone. I said, I'll meet you there. I drive. We meet to Dan Tannis, I can't go there alone. I said, I don't meet you there. I drive, we meet at Dan Tannis. I see the guy I know, I hook them up,

I'll be buys his shit. We go back to the hotel, sunset, marquee. He's fucking taking care of that, going crazy. He goes, I don't want this anymore. You hold the rest, they're all so finished shit. I go, I don't want it, he goes, just take it. They're all so, okay, I'll take it for your benefit. I take it home, I don't touch it.

8 a.m. He's called age. I need it. I go already. I'm in fucking bourbon. I gotta drive to ha-bevel. I'll send Dan. Remember Dan, the enabler Dan, is fucking the part that. Sure. Dan comes. That's like he doesn't know he's picking up. I give him like a stupid paperback book with cocaine. And he takes it and goes home. All he does that, the deal that I used to work with 15 years ago says to me, your mother fucking face, black guy, you're mother fucking friends crazy. I said, I know, it's already like he wants to get some heroin form. I don't do heroin.

I said, I have no idea what to tell you. I never touched heroin. I have no, he goes, you have to tell them, I don't do heroin. I said, okay, what to tell you. I never touched heroin. I have no, he goes, yeah, tell them all the fuck I don't do heroin. I said, okay, I'll tell them. Somehow, all he must have found it. And that was the, that was the premiere of crashing. Think of his life. He's on comedy tours.

He's got a book out. He's got a podcast that's making money. Crashing is premiering. And he went down the tubes that weekend. And I was like in the center of it. I don't feel guilty because I know he has to haunt you people before me. Right. But it's interesting because when he went away from the podcast, he came back not too long ago, but he went away for a couple of years. And I think there was a lot of

speculation. I think that your story backs that up where when already does put himself in the spotlight and starts doing comedy again, he can't help us start using again. He just needs a lot of. That's why he's not out there. That's why.

Yeah, there's too many there's too many trigger points. There's too many people you know in the game 10 years ago, eight years ago that brought you drugs and you can't see them again. It's a very

weird place to be. I feel firm because he loves comedy. He's great at it. But when he's high, his comedy is not good. It's the same jokes over and over. When he sits in the chair and does a show, he's fucking brilliant. He has a mind that goes back 100 years.

The Arty and Anthony show. So I subscribed to Compound Media when I already signed up with Anthony. I was very excited about it, but he was using heavily at that time. And both of the episodes, if he showed up there, just be rambling and yeah, just not the same guy. And what's the other John came out and it was hilarious. And then a bunch of guys, whatever you see Ardie holding a napkin in his hand, he's high because I did his spot cast in Hoboken, I don't know, five, six years ago, are he holding a napkin in his hand? He's high, because I did his podcast in Hoboken, I don't know, six years ago, whatever it was.

And they're like, yeah, are he in the bathroom? Bring me right out. And I look at my napkin. I look at my napkin. I look at my napkin. I know, I'm not sure. I used to do blow. I know what that's about.

I'm like, I look at my napkin. I said, he's in the bathroom before the show. And he came out with a napkin bolded up or tissues here, which means the whole show is going to do this. And I looked and I said, he's fucking high again. And this is when nobody knew it. Nobody was even talking. I knew he was high back then. Yeah. So I was really good friends with a couple of people who are very close to him. And one day, he literally had gotten out of rehab on a Tuesday. And on a Tuesday night, he's asking people,

it's a very similar story to what you're saying. I give you $500 if you go meet this guy for me over on, you know, 42nd and 11th. Right. And they're like, dude, you just got out of, you just got out of fucking rehab. But that's what happened. You're back in the credit hole scenario.

And you just like when you stop doing it for a little while, they start working again. That's the best time to get. I'm not encouraging this for the kids out there. I'm just saying for you and me. Yeah, just for producer Chris, he does. When he was really doing, when he was really doing that, I'm looking at my phone. That's why I have a picture I want to show you that I've never shown anybody. When he was really doing badly. I want to find it. We were arguing about something. Him and I,

when all he's high, you can't argue with him. He's insane. You can't argue. He's fucking over you the whole time. And he sent me a picture. The day he got busted in New Jersey with a cop store, the Bindles of heroin and the sea, he sent me a picture before that of all the Bindles of heroin in a Yankee hat. And you have no idea. I'm talking like 50 to 65 Bindles of heroin. I saved the picture. I'll find it eventually.

Well, that's what he got busted with one of the times. Yeah, that's the day he got busted. He showed me before he got busted, what he was holding. Jesus. And it's like, that's how like Johnny on the spot I am. I'm always right next to already when this ship blows up. And I love the guy.

I love him. I never carried that much heroin on my purse. You know, I think I'll go to the car, some at home. Little steps. Yeah. I like some of the glove box. I keep some of the refrigerator to keep it fresh. Yeah, I like some of the glove box I keep some of their refrigerator. They keep

it fresh. Yeah, right. Yeah, because in the heat in this California heat, it just gets wet. Yeah, you can't get them. Yeah. I interviewed him. I interviewed him literally like the day before he was going in front of, I guess, drug testing. Really? Because he was out. He was out of his drug jail for a while. Right. Right. And he got busted for cocaine use the next day. And it's amazing though how like a show like crashing because don't they have like insurance they have to pay like don't they have to do like blood tests and all that shit. Doesn't that have to happen? Well, I don't mean it depends on the actor. And I think are you so beloved that they didn't do it possibly, but I'm not so sure he was getting high before that night when he asked me to get cocaine from him.

I don't think, I don't think he was. I don't think so. And I could be wrong, but I don't think so. Because when he came to LA, he was like, I don't, he never comes to LA anymore. So that's why he needed me to see if I knew anybody who had shit. If he was in New Jersey, New York, he'd get stuff in a second. Well, AJ, why are you looking for that photo? I just want to say you can find AJ on famous a bitch with AJ Benza.

You have a podcast that you do almost daily. I do it every day. I do, I do the Patreon show is daily. I do three free shows a week Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and I do three politics as a bitch. Also, so I do 13 shows a week. It's all the big schedule, but I know, but I talk, you see, I talk, I just keep talking. Okay, so make sure to time for us. Yeah, patreon.com slash fame is a bitch.

There you go. A very popular show. I just keep talking. I'm getting some time for you. Yeah. Patreon.com slash fame is a bit. There you go. A very popular show. I'll find it. There's a thousand, two thousand, but I'm getting closer. I'm getting closer. So talk about something. I'll be joining.

I'm sorry. All right. What I want to do is I want to play a clip from this is actually something that E-Rock sent me. This is someone posted the video of Southern John's last day on Howard Stern. So he's going to leave and go to the tonight's show uh... and there is a guy who called in

with a prediction for stuttering john that turned out to be spot on you know that phone screen so you have a life because of how and you're a loser you go and you're a trade-up and good reading and you know what

when when you do lose your job with Leno and you sell your house your whole life will go down the drain. I don't wish that I'm sure I don't wish it all right, right, right. Yep, that's precisely what happened to Jogson you know drains clogged That was that was very fresh and that's great. Nailed it. Nailed it with that one. There you go. Nice little shot there. Nice little shot there. Wait, let me give you the

floor here. Nice little shot. Just a little bit of cul-picture. That's not that's just one of the pitch. The other one. That's just one.

How did I like it? It was a little bit of co-pixel. That's not, that's just one to pitch. I have the other one. That's just one. He was in a little bit. He was in a dead mood and he was showing me stuff. And then he showed me. Why would he actually take pictures of, and you know, the funny thing about Arty,

is he literally changed his phone number like 20 times. Oh, I don't, yeah, I don't have his number. It's like I have like 14 numbers to go. No, we were arguing about something. He was trying to tell me how high he was and how he didn't give a shit. And she's, I didn't think you're that high. Oh, I'll prove it. I'm going to clean up just from looking at that picture.

Right? I got those, please. I know. My heart's beating like a drum right now looking at that shit. Yeah, there's one more picture, but I can wait. All right, let's stop. Let's do it. All right, here's just a quick clip because what John's doing now, AJ, is he sent me a

season to assist. He got my YouTube channel copyright strike. The video was taken down. He did it to Shulee. And he's trying to get people in trouble for saying the word retard. He thinks that that's very offensive. Come on. Yeah, I know.

That's how far he's gone. I want to just say the word. I mean, yeah, why is he being that way? I know he's got a daughter that is a daughter that's gay, right? He's not retarded. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's retarded. I'm so much. I see a friend talking on gay shit. He's a friend. He's saying it was ever said. Yeah. Why is he mad about the word? I know he's got that daughter I know she is hard to know he's transgender she's transgender

yeah all right so that's I understand him being sensitive about that but retort nobody talks about here anyway he likes to pull that into everything that he says that you're doing bad to him yeah he talks about her right exactly this is a clip of John doing all the things that he thinks people should be

canceled for you might be a little bit more fucking savvy but but I'm not a not her. This is a clip of John doing all the things that he thinks people should be canceled for. You might be a little bit more fucking savvy, but, but I'm not a fuck, you know, you know, I'm not retarded when it comes to that. All right. All right. I'll give you that. All right. I can say retarded because I'm not running to be congressman or fucking Sherman Oaks. So that's with him with Royce on the old show. And by the way, as you point out, we had on last weekend a guy who worked for Royce and John. Don. Don came on the show. And we have to get him back because apparently I didn't do as good a job interviewing him as I should have. And I love the lot of questions I asked because that was fascinating. Yeah.

Cool. I'm going to be a day. AJ, you have to understand. So what's going on here, just so you're like aware, this whole dabler-suttering John thing has no bald into its own cottage industry. Like no jokes, it's notaring John has brought together completely disparate human beings across the country. disparate human beings across the country. Literally like, Republicans and Democrats have now balled together in a beautiful, wide shit storm that is.

Oh my God. Monica and I used to be out of these. And now look at us. I think we're having a dinner tonight. You just said, you just said, you just said, you just said,

you just said, you just said, you just said, you just said, you just said, you just said, you just said, you just said, you just said, you just said, you just said, you just said, you just said, What's the money? Who's the guy you did the show with a long time ago? You used to really used to talk and stuff. What's the? You still with him? Yeah.

You still do it because I remember before I knew anything about podcasts and shows. You were doing the press. I know. I was like, what the fuck is this? I don't even know what the podcast is that I get into it myself. So you guys just told good for you. Yeah, it was fun. You guys are fun. But then you I think what you're giving me shit for a while. I think you work for a little bit. I Yeah, it was fun. You guys are fun. But then you, I think, why are you giving me shit for a while? I think you worked for a little bit. I mean, you can give me shit. What we did is we had a whole big conversation

about Trump at the time, because he was running for president. Yeah, yeah. We had so many good stories about Trump and Marla Maples and the, and the, I have a thousand of them. Right. I have a thousand of them.

You got to sit with me because you were like, you know, I like Trump. Don't say that I'm like against Trump. I'm like for him. Yeah. You know, I changed it. And I was like, okay, if you're for it. Okay. I was just paranoid because so many people, they take your words at a context, they want

to make you anti-Trump, but I'm so into Trump. That's why. And I used to hate his guts. So I went to the 180. All right. Cool. You stories were great though. By the way, cool. Cool. Well, AJ, what I'm going to do now is we're going to go through some recent clips of Centering John show where he's going to have to do kumi a pretty hard guy. And why does he have a green screen? We'll talk about that. If you want to hang out in J. You can't,

I know you're super busy. So if you want to. Okay. So I was hoping that Anthony was going to come on. I messaged with him yesterday. He said he would be out in Dallas right now. He's probably not in not in shape to come on the show, which is fine. I think that this is going to be something to help out. You talk about his show anyway, because John decided to do a hit piece on Anthony Comeo with his buddy, Army Major Richard O'Jeta. And so for some reason, you know, this is a political show, AJ. These two guys I'll be talking about is how much they hate Trump and how. I'll be standing there.

I know that's terrible. It's a terrible show. Can't take it. And for some reason, John goes along on this episode just to talk about Anthony and introduce that to Richard. He doesn't know anything about any of us. He doesn't know anything about the backstory. So he's going to play the famous Danny Brand video for Richard.

And this is him setting. This is him setting. How old is the Danny Brand video? No, this episode Thursday. Okay. Two days ago. Yeah. This is just happened.

Yep. We're done. Oh, I. Yeah. This is just happened. Yep. We're done. Oh, I should mention because they're going late, Richard's on the phone with his wife. And this show is so unprofessional. People are taking phone calls like, Hey, you know, I'm still playing my friends. Could you keep dinner warm on my pizza? Yep. We're done. We're good. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm a baby. I'm on Starving John. I'm on We're good. I'm gonna be a monster in John. I'm a monster in John.

I can! Okay. Tommy Lege, you're a gun owner. Yep. Correct. Yep. Okay. So I want to get your opinion of this, okay? Okay.

There we go. What happened, John's voice? Why is he talking about it? This is the right wing, Luke. Oh, you haven't heard John a little while more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more He's not, he's not, well. This is a right-wing loon. Wow. Who loses his gun after he, right before he gets arrested for strangulation on his girlfriend. Okay? Okay.

All right. So he's gonna play this video. Now this is a video, if you're not familiar that Ant's ex-girlfriend shot while they were in his house and then put it out on the internet, these people are very concerned about gun ownership. No one seems to be concerned about privacy. In any way, I'd love to see someone take a video of Southern John at midnight in his apartment.

See what's going on, get that all over the internet. Right. Alright, so this is John, he's really, really really into this one. If you lose your gun, should you be allowed to have have a gun license on me, Major? If you have lost the accountability of a firearm that you own, that right there is a red flag that says you should not be allowed to own a fire on. Because at the end of the day, either you friggin' lost it, which is very, very, you know, scary, or you probably sold

it to somebody who probably shouldn't have a weapon in the first place. So, Richard has no idea what's going on. These guys don't live in places big enough where you could lose anything. So, they're not familiar with that. But, basically, what happens in this video is Anthony's looking for his handgun. He's, he doesn't know where it is in his house and Danny's filming all this. So, John's trying to pose the question, should he even be allowed to own a gun when you have something like this happen? And what's great is that John wants to find the clip of Anthony Yelling, where's the gun? There's this clip in this video where Ant Yelling,

he doesn't know where the gun is. But because John's a moron, he never writes down the timestamp, so he's scrubbing the video back and forth, looking for it, I put together a compilation of John trying to find that part to make his point to his buddy Richard. So, I want to make a decision. This is... This wonderful. I just want to find that part to make his point to his buddy Richard. So, I want to make a decision.

Just wonderful. Yeah, I just want to find. He's not screaming for his gun. Hold on. Hold on. Where's last time you had it? All right. Baby, you want to see Carried Othee?

All right, check it out, Richard. Where's last time care of it? All right, check it out Richard. Come on! Where's last time you had it? So he loses his gun. I don't know, I can't find the right now. Oh, God. It's just crazy. It's crazy. But he starts, he starts screaming really loud.

I can't find it now. Where the, is my gun? loud. I can't find it now. Where the fuck is my gun? Well, I don't know. I was trying to find the scream and looking for his gun, but I can't, but I just think that this guy is a freaking piece of garbage. Where to make your point, Jack? Yeah.

Can you present some evidence? I cannot. I can't find it. You know, it's like losing your keys. I mean, if you carry it done every day like Anthony does, you put it down and he shouldn't know where his gun is. Don't get me wrong. Sure. But we were lost shit and you start screaming. You're looking crazy places like the refrigerators, the shower, the tub. You know, but John is trying to every day can look

at him. He's like a hit man. He looks like a fucking hitman from the 70s. And he talks like one, too. What happened to John? I would say, Kourz Light happened to John. Would be my guess. He's he's fucked up on this show, too. He's not straight here. No, no, he never is anymore. So this is this is a wow. They're talking about misplacing your gun in your home. Now Anthony does not have children. Everyone knows this.

Richard doesn't. So Richard's just explaining how dangerous head is if you have kids in your house. I get if you have people in the house under the age of 18, I think it should be mandatory. Okay. And I mean, this is,

and first off, everybody who saw that video. So John's's not even paying attention because he's still, he's still trying to find the clip and he can't find it. So bad. So Richard's just like going off on, should he doesn't know any of the context of John just showed him a quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick,

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There's a one-hour eight-minute long clip of Anthony dismantling sonnery job every second and it's hilarious I think I've lost it thrice at this point. It's great. I just started doing Anthony's show a few months back and I do it every couple of months. Yeah, I like it. I always liked Anthony. And I knew when we would get together, but he was with the audience at the time, and I was writing for the tabloids

and he didn't want me around or want me on the show. I was going to go through hell. He was going through hell with the audience. You do like to tell people about his antics. I can see why he would watch around. I know. And then I left radar and they kept thinking every article about art, he was for me and it wasn't, you know,

but yeah, he was your ant and he was just so so exhausted by it all, you know, he, it's a lot. It would have been a great show, but it didn't turn out that way. It's a lot to deal with. So these guys are all concerned about Anthony being safe with his gun and should even be allowed to own a gun. And then I love Richard O'Jeta because he always goes to violence.

These guys are the, we're Democrats, we want everyone to get along and be happy and then listen to us. So anybody in her fucking family, anybody in her bloodline should be on the way to that freaking house to literally curb stomp that fucking asshole And not like not like theoretically like someone she get cursed I was like, Anthony Kubia should get curbsop by these people like, what the fuck? By the way, it's all Heda, oh, Heda. It's a Hispanic man. Oh, Heda. Oh, Jada.

Can I tell you something crazy? He says, oh, he pronounces his own name, Oh, Jada. He says, oh, Jada. He pronounces it, oh, Jada. He says, oh, Jada. He says, oh, Jada. Oh, Jada. Oh, Jenna. He pronounced it as whole. More than air. I know. Oh, my God.

Hold is the clip that he was playing. Because I remember that years ago, wasn't it like? Yes, this is Anthony was arrested after this. He had a plea and go to rehab. This is all water under the bridge. Right. Totally. So this guy's like, as if it's today, like he's showing him a clip that was right from

yesterday. Right. I know. I thought a lot. It was recent. No, I'm sorry. And John never explained that. So Richard thinks it's all happening in real time when he's concerned about it. Yeah.

Yeah. Somebody should go to the house now and happen. Fucking five years ago. That's funny. Yeah. Oh my God. How bad is that? It was five years ago. And actually,

A.J. I'm so glad you brought that up because this has been an ongoing thing in our show because John always pronounces his name Richard O'Hita. And then right after he'll be like, all right, check out my Facebook page. It's Ojetta at bubble. And the job is it's Ojetta. It's like, wow, are you not listening? But he so bad. I'm not talking to you. He's not saying that he says Ojeta though. He'll be honest with you. It's so, I mean, there's nothing about him that's Latino. Nothing. I don't know where it is.

It's true. I don't know where it is. What's Jetta for that matter? Yeah. It must have been, you know, somebody had like a quarter of it. I don't know. He's nothing. There's nothing Ojeta about this guy.

Or else, he'd be cooler guns. Now, he's self-reliant. I don't know. He's he's nothing. There's nothing like Tino about this guy. Or else he'd be cold guns. Now he's self-added. Well, he's gonna give us his legal analysis after watching a couple clips of the videos. Yeah, this is great. It's great. And that video absolutely should be used, even if it's at the level of the madrist threat, it should be used to basically do something, you know, to deny him that ability. He should be charged, you know, he put his hands on her,

and then of course, now can't find his weapon. All that should roll up into something that he gets hit within the courts. And then he should get his ass whipped when he's in jail every day. Okay. Yeah. I know. But I know. That's what I've been telling everyone. And then he's gonna ask with Boone's and Jail every day. Okay. All right. Yeah. I know.

But try not to. That's what I've been telling everyone. Right. Yeah. But Trump can say anything about anybody, but you can go to someone's house and beat the shit in there. And that's fine. Of course.

They deserve it. I hate these fucking liberals. I know what you guys are, but I'm on close to the conservators you can get. I just can't stand these fucking liberals the way they think and talk. They're out of their minds. They're out of their minds, but they want to do what they want to say. I can't take it. You should watch the Stuttering Jazz show.

We should have AJ back. It's just a show. What's going on with this show? I'll come back whenever you want. I'm sorry today was a little weird. I thought I was getting kicked out of the hotel, but I managed to get back in. I know we had a problem the first booking,

but I'm down all the time, brother. Whenever you want me. Yeah, no, the reason why I say that is because you can't believe, I'm with you. I think when you go to left and even to right, you start to get a little crazy. Yeah, you're so fucking crazy. And he has no understanding of what he's saying

and what his guests are saying. And this whole whole idea like you would think he goes on there He's about trying to do a hit piece out of Anthony's talking to his buddy Richard Richard's going he should be curb step He should take him to prison the strip and prison the thing We're going a little too far here. So he's like If John was still screening calls and Trump called in to Stern he would be all over him screening calls and Trump called in to Stern. He would be all over him. He's fake. He's fake. It's all bullshit. So John's trying to do this whole hit piece on Anthony Cumier, but he can't even run his own show because he's so. So this John still have a show. What's a call now? Where do you hear the show? Where's

John show? So this is the stuttering John show. And he does it Tuesday, Thursdays and Saturdays on Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday. And it's on like Spotify and Apple and all that. Well, YouTube is where most people watch it. They watch it live on your own. All right. And then he has beer on the balcony still to on Saturdays. That's what? Okay. I didn't know what you said beer on the balcony. So I did a beer on the balcony show where I lay in base to them. I guess I don't know. I did something. AJ, you did beer on the balcony was seen by 12 people and then we played clips of it and then I was actually seen by people. So we, we, we have no, he has no listeners really, right? Like, he has no people. There's, there's way, oh, Anthony's here. There's way more people with dislike this guy. I'm just in time.

I love it. I love it. Right here, man. Hey, what's up, man? Hi. There he is. You know, AJ and Monique could produce a Chris. Dallas, Texas. Nice. I'm here at the hotel. And beautiful.

I have a little wine at the left. Anthony, Anthony, did you find your gun? Start him and John is so tough. Did you find it? He's still upset, better. Did you find me? He stops that guy. And he went for, yeah, eight years ago or so. Eight years. I couldn't find the gun that was on my hip.

It must have fallen on the floor in my office. And I was like, where the fuck is that? And he thinks I'm running around. I left it out at a children's pool. Yeah, yeah, cool. Yeah, yeah. I was a trampoline, one of those trampolines of all, I was a trampoline, I'm a trampoline spot. So it gets you a ball ticket.

You know, ball ticket. It's actually a prize after you get enough ski ball tickets. You can get into these handguns. Well, let me ask you a question. It's a long machine. It's in the club. Do I want a bunny rope in there that pistol? We got that party shot right there.

Oh, fuck. I dropped it. Oh, stupid. Anthony, all these years later, all these years later, throughout all the radio wars and all the controversy, you're, I mean, you're the guy on top. You really are. You made it to the, I mean, how is not on top?

I believe you're on top. He's not, no, I know, but you are still standing. O to the I mean, Howard's not on top. I believe you're on top. He's not. No, I know but you are still standing. Opus up there too. Let's not forget all these really well. Does anybody ask you about OP show? Does anybody stop you and go, did you hear

OBS today? You're so out of the loop. We goof on OP quite a bit. Oh, the thing is We're serious. Sorry. Okay. No, but the thing is, no one's looking at it for, you know, an entertaining show, unless it's filtered through a show like Ortee Podcast where it becomes funny. Yeah. That's it.

Thanks. Yeah. But AJ, thanks, man, because I do appreciate here and that. I'm out, you know, I'm out doing things. We're doing two shows a night here. We did two shows last night, two shows tonight and Alex Stein showed up. He fucking did a set on stage with hilarious. Which is me, Josh Denny and Gavin McGinnis. You can't find people.

That was great. That's great. More canceled fucking people that are going to these clubs and just knocking it out of the park. It's hilarious. It's fun as fuck. It's nice to know there are like minded people out there that aren't, you know, all petrified to go and see real good, funny, irreverent, offensive comedy. So no one's walking out, no one's offended, and they've been know again. Right? It's like paradise.

What's great about what Anthony is doing, and this is the thing that's settling John complains to be getting his gigs canceled. What Anthony has to do is literally not announce where the show is. You buy a ticket and then you find out the day of the show so people can't get a can't get a can't. Yeah. Wow. We're in Dallas. I said anybody within striking range of a gunshot from the book deposit

or he will be close enough to see the show. Oh, that's great. I get it. I get to see the president's jokes. That's fine. It's done. That's time is passed. It's fine.

So yeah, yeah, yeah. And I want to ask you, do you know about this latest something got episode where he did a hit piece on you? No, what did he do? He blocks me on social media, which is hilarious. And then he continues to shit talk. I know. It's a pussy move. He brought the Danny brand video and played that for his friend Richard O'Jeta. He played that on my show. It was a victory to know that it was in current. Yeah. That's the best part.

Yeah, he thinks it's like just happened or something. Like yesterday. Yeah. He sounded way to your house. I'm going to replay the last couple we played, Anthony, because this is what Rich and O'Jeta think should happen to you after a long time. Just a few clips of that video.

This only isn't current when it happened Obama was president. So it kind of gets the engaged. There are a long ago this was. You're going to love this because they're so concerned that you even own a gun because you're so reckless, but they're obviously against violence, you would think, too. Well, not so fast. So anybody in her fucking family, anybody in her bloodline should be on the way to that freaking house to literally curb stomp that fucking asshole. I know. I know.

I know. I know. Danny Brad's family should curb stop you. I deserve a fucking American history ex-curbs stop. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. For the Russian.

By the way, who is this guy? Richard Ojeta, the Army Major. I don't even know who he is. Nobody does. No one does. Nobody does. John's buddy. John's buddy.

I can't. 10 minutes until he realizes Johnson is all. Yeah, and then they've never spoken since that day. Trust me. So then, Anthony, John watched that four and a half hour long hit piece on you that's on the internet. And John's got all this ammo now.

He's all excited to come after you. And so Richard Joseph's conclusion that you're like molesting children. And thankfully John's like, well, I'm not saying that. I think John realizes that you can get, you know, sued for doing things like that. Yeah. You put your hands on a child in that way. I think you should be castrated. I don't give a shit, man. Oh, I agree. But, you know, I'm not saying he did, but just to say it. Thanks, John. I'm not saying he did. All right, go ahead.

At least he got that covered. So, and you came on for the right time. This is the highlight of this part of the show because John's bringing all these clips. He's talking about you. And he's trying to say that you're a right wing lunatic. And that's why he's talking about you. Right. And he's going to say that you're a right wing lunatic. And that's why he's talking about you. And he's going to explain to us that it's not personal. Oh, cool. First of all, Gandhi, he's like, stop. It's a good personal. It's not personal. I am pointing out to the army major, someone who owns a gun.

If a guy who has a, a license to own a gun should have his license taken away if he's screaming drunkly that he can't find his fucking gun. And this is a writing. You know, drunkly. You know, drunkly mental. He used the N word and you know, the all work for the mentally challenged like in this day and age. And this is a sick individual. And the

reason why I bring it up is because this guy, you know, just is like he's sick. He's sick. And yeah, I don't know how he's allowed to walk free. So John's concerned, I think. It's touching. I think he told him tomorrow, he could be on his show, he fucking get on his knees and take care of you. The Constitution obviously says, she'll have it. He's like rocking, he's waiting to like explode. He's not right.

He's not right. I think it's a little bit of blood in his gin stream. Well, what's great about this is that a chitter says, John, this is obviously just personal now. And John goes, it's not personal. Meanwhile, the one thing he doesn't tell Richard O'Jeta is that Anthony went on and said he was a shitty father a week ago. This is personal. He doesn't give any back to it. There's extreme. Yeah, there's context. It's an extremely personal. Holy personal. I said he was a shitty father. I called him a deadbeat dad.

Yeah. I'm not going to your child support payment. Like I just laid into him and said, go ahead, sue me. But of course, he can't sue because discovery would, that would all be true. And so he's got to make it personal, which is fine out of here. It's hilarious. Everything he said, everything he's trying to bring up

is this groundbreaking news. I literally did on my own show a few times. There's nothing I haven't talked about. You know, I'd like to, I'm the same way, and I've gotten what I was married. My wife would get mad that I divulged all this shit about me and my current girlfriend goes, why do you tell people? Because I don't give a fuck. No one's going to get dirt on me. I'll give you the dirt. Yeah, I'll bring the shovel man. I'll bring it. So that's the best way

to be. John again explaining how this isn't personal. It's nothing to do with this is just a random occurrence that happened. Why are you showing playing this video. You know, so it shouldn't be personal. We've got to be to me. Yeah, we've got people in this world. Someone just sent him the video and what has answered time. He has to play now. He's still couldn't scrub to the right part of you. No, I can fight him. Holy shit. Well, I don't know what, what is John doing next? I mean, the way this world is now, you don't need any like experience

to get jump on in the air and have a show. Everybody's a hack except for like 2% of the people out there. Everybody else has no experience doing this, no reason to be on air and divulging stories and shit is very scary, it's a very scary point in history. You know, you know, I was telling you what he thinks will come of this. Like what is his goal here? Right. I was playing the tapes, getting his good friend to you know,

you're with him about like I said things that I've discussed on my own show over the course of the years. What is he does he think like I just got him dude I got him against the door. No, yeah, yeah, what is his big hope is that you'll see this and by

virtue of this show, you're seeing it. So in his case, he did what he wanted to do. He wanted to go under your skin, which we don't, it doesn't bother you. But that was his whole point. He wants you to hear this because he's crying out. I don't want to be a psychologist here. The guy's fucking crying out for help. He wants to be on a show, wants to be heard again because he was heard by millions 20 years ago. Now no one listens to him. It's gay, it's a sad tale. I don't know. And he doesn't realize the only thing that makes him relevant are shows like for these podcast. When I talk about him, when anyone

duly talks about him, that's the only thing that makes these fucking guy, this guy relevant. And it's a love hate thing. He knows he's got to know in that big dumb head of his, that it's really the only thing that makes people even interested in what he has to say, but it's also toxic and costig against him that the old double-edged sword. You know, we've had that conversation, as you know, where I said to him, you should embrace these people.

You should go on, dad, blue. She says, this is me. This is who I am. And he's like, I can't believe that you would even listen to them. Like I can't believe that you would, it's like, what is wrong with you? Just, if you defeat them, you defeat the troll. You defeat the troll by embracing. I was talking to Shule about this because, you know, he's all in with the Uncle Rico show,

which is fantastic. I go, dude, we are one liver failure away from losing this content you realize that you know he goes Carl I don't care if it's in the hospital bad. He's gonna find a way to broadcast. He needs fame more than he needs course Always be online doing something stupid. He can't help himself. I'd like to tell the people there is a belote or hope. I'm not going to be a splint. Wait, does it, a cob, is you talking about your show? It does, he talked about my show? Yeah.

All the time, yeah. He doesn't say the words though, you know that. Oh really? Yeah, he refuses to admit that Carl has become such a, Carl is like a giant flykin piece of sand in. Yeah. Boister. And he says that he is the biggest irritant that he has.

Right. And he's so upset that Carl makes money off of podcasting. Yeah. He's starting to hate Julie a little bit more now too. So that's good. I would like to see the ratings. Well, I tell John was calling me maybe four, but my podcast got off the ground and I went and Patreon, you know, I told him how many people I have and, you know,

I had two podcasts and he was like just constantly, we're gonna do something together, we gotta do a show together, man, everybody wants to be together and I would never do a show with John, but he just, he needs to latch on to somebody that's got any kind of listenership because without Stern, without Anthony, without you, without me, whatever, he did, the no one cares, he just flailed in the wind, nobody cares. All right, so at this point, a tree falling in the woods with no one there to hear it. At this point, the show, Richard wants to talk about Afghanistan. He's trying to get on some other topics of

conversation because Richard doesn't know where Anthony Cumias. He has no idea. God. So John recognizes a segue to bring it back to Anthony. Oh my God. He was the one trying to get a friggin' pardon. So you know, there's the one thing. And that brings it right back to where I wanted it to go, is first of all, sexual predator on team's mac eights and Anthony Coulmeier. I mean, that's sick. Hey, dang it. Whoa.

Getting arrested for domestic violence against a girlfriend? I mean, seriously. Strangulation? I mean, seriously, strangulation? And they know when fucking lunatic. The best is he's talking about all these crimes and then his kicker is, and he's a Republican. He's family, trusted children, and he voted for Trump. First of all, if he's never put your hands on your girlfriend, you've never been in love, okay? Pili I'm sorry. I'm sorry if you've ever if you've often never had a bruise on a roll you've never been in love

Thank you Sorry, I said it So yeah, we get a little passionate, you know So now I'm gonna explain the shake of sometimes he would play that video You fucking get into the ludes you're agreeing with each other. I can't believe it. Sometimes you got a chocolate Well, I always say whenever I see a girl gonna hit in the movie or she got a black guy. I always say to my girlfriend She don't fucking listen Steel David tell joke.

Is that right? I didn't wait for him trust me. I don't wait for him. All right. So now he's explaining that he could have been anyone on the video. He still would have shown it to Richard S. Nothing to deal with the fact that it's Anthony who just called about for me to see the person.

And if it wasn't Anthony could be let's say that was Alex Jones. I would still play it to the Army Major. It doesn't matter. It's just a sickness that is alive and well and broadcasting right wing horse shit. And that's what Kumelia does right wing horse shit. And I want to just expose him for being the fucking peto fucking, you know, girlfriend abused it at his. Yeah, you know.

Absolutely. I like it Anthony. That's why I like it. If anyone can come up with any instance where I have inappropriate relations with somebody, please do that. Yeah. I don't know where they come out with that because I make jokes over the years because yeah, yeah, I know.

Or you know, younger, but everyone knows the bit. But John is taking this like, it's a real thing. Right, right. Has to use that. And he seems a lot, like you said, a lot more pissed off that I'm a right wing lunatic. By the way, all I do is all day, I just pop up videos from police departments

and statistics from big cities of who's committing crimes and what, and that makes me you know a right wing lunatic He's in it against well what's great is that he's obviously lying to say that it doesn't matter There was Anthony Cumier if it was Alex and whoever it was he would have played the state just so bad at lying to When he starts to lying and she always points this out just a stutter or anymore But it's when he's lying that his brain can't connect the next thought that he's gonna have got it because I wouldn't suck,

because you know, I gotta stop the G2B. Like what are you talking about? So this is John explain that he's exposing that hypocrisy, that's his mission. At the end of the day, no. Yeah, and Jules just can't see. By playing this video, you become just as low as them, John. No.

By the way, Jules David is Mike David's wife. I don't think that's the real Jules David. I could be wrong. I don't think that's Red Bar that's coming out here. Maybe that's right. No, I'm exposing the hypocrisy. Here they are, trashin' the Dems, you know, and trash, yeah, but look what they're fucking doing,

you know, behind closed doors. That's all I'm doing What is the puckers easy talking about what does it mean? We're gonna go out here. We're all agree with everything that he's even telling us that we should be ashamed of All right, you know, whatever His new political t-shirts though too He shirts though too. Oh, God. Oh my God. What a pussy.

What a pussy. Vodown age. Dota hard shirts and. You know, he's got the trends. He's got the daughter's trends, right? So now he has to adopt every other platform that's just about being a wolf, you know. That's the way he goes.

He may win back love. Yeah. Right. Chile, that is disowned him because he was such a piece of shit unavailable father. Is that right? I didn't know that. Oh, yeah.

Oh, the father. Well, the way to win a bet is talking about Kurt's stopping. That's the way to stop me. He's my soul. It's probably made beta tell me right so she's looking she disowned him. Yeah, yeah. Oh wow. Sergeant Barnes. What are you?

So it is it as his shield, you know, because every time that he's got an upset with somebody that he threatens to sue, he brings up the LGBT community that we're trying to keep in races. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. It's all bullshit.

It affects you how? He's using his granddaughter as a shield, holds her up and goes, look, I can't be a bad guy. I'm a little old. I've never done anything bad or racist. Right. I'm probably going to go, look, I got a daughter that cut her fucking tent song. Oh, she went to all route. She did all.

Oh, yeah, did it all. Oh, my God. All right, why don't you want to get too much into that? We're making fun of his podcast. I'm going to do that in his show. That's the answer to these things. God. We made fun of podcasts over here.

Who are these podcasts? He's got a lawyer gun to can do here. Who are these five guys? Was it I got afraid of getting sued by John don't get me wrong. I just So this is John explaining that Anthony I don't know if you know this you have this crazy right wing show that only talks to other right wingers. And that's like, that's why he needs to take you down. Yeah, he is a right. Oh, he's a big righty. And all his guests are all big righties.

Yeah. It's just crazy. AJ is a big righty, but he just slapped him with his left hand. Yeah. AJ give him a lefty. Can I say that he's a lefty because every fucking person he has on a show is left wing and never has right. I would love to tell Dave Temple that he is a right wing. He's on my show a lot.

You have a comedy show, and he doesn't understand that he doesn't understand that political show i have plenty of people on with liberal ideology we just got hit the back and discuss politics with point where we hate each other we talk about other things common-style whatever you're doing you're part of the gqp machine as he's going to explain to us

i do two hours, three, three times a week exposing the GQP. How corrupt and lying and this anti-cumulate piece of shit is part of that GQP machine. And that's why I exposed him. God bless him. He exposed me. his joke is a QAnon is now part of the Republican Party. So it's not the G.O.P. It's the G.O.P. Right, right, right. No one can do that. No one knows what you're going on. Got a lot of good jokes. No one knows what you're going on, isn't he? No one can do that. Exactly, exactly. Who's those two?

Yeah, boy. So I don't give a fuck what anyone says. I'm just exposing horseshit. Like, I'm so sick, like, just like Gates, just like he said, he's asking for a pardon. All right. You know what John, I remember when John was able to get through the Trump on the plane or some shanty

and he was so like, I'm being fucked up. I'm being fucked up. He's like, there's somebody. But that's like, you know, like, he just needs an audience so badly, if this,

I mean, I know he makes so money on this, but that's all John, John just wants an audience to be to listen to his bullshit. What is it? I mean, he doesn't get a check from his show. There's no way he gets money. He gets super jets.

Hell no. He can't. He gets super jets. That's that's that's of course light money for an hour at a bar. Is anybody is he does he do cameos at this point? Like what's he already learned from? I think he does cameos. I think he's on cameo, but I don't think he really does.

No one cares. He does charities. Yeah, he runs a charity scam. I swear to you, he doesn't realize it's funnier for anyone else to do a John impression. Yeah, as a cameo, instead of actually getting John's great point. Pretty good.

Pretty good. I came here. Yeah, we don't need getting John. That's a great point. That's a great point. Pretty sick. You're on the camera. Yeah, we don't need the guy. He's not funny. I'll just go, oh, happy birthday. You're on the camera. I don't think he's got to be all good. We should open up a camera.

You should open up a camera account under his real name and just do him. And then just take his money and he'll fucking die. He'll die. Dude, that's hilarious. Oh my God. I'm the most amazing thing if you do that. Seriously. He'll drop then. All right, I have one more quick to play for you. One way to say this, he is so, his biggest problem is how thin

skinned he is. Like always has me. He can't dish it out and he can't take it. It's horrible. It's horrible that he is this guy, but I feel like a lot of externem plays that way. No offense to your friend, but I'm just saying they're a little thin skinned. They're just really. Yeah, but you know what? But honestly, when I when he finally had his show and it was going to be a big deal and I met him up at the out of fact forget what office is and he I said I'll do you show and I said why don't you smack me back it's been 20 years smack me back and he was like no I said yeah just smack me on air so all your fans can hear that you got me back he didn't want to do it he was petrified said John just

fucking do it and he did it on air and man, I don't know how many people were listening, but he did it, and he was so petrified to do it. So, I don't know about, he is thin skinned, but when I gave him the opportunity to get back at me, he never, he didn't like embrace it. I think he wanted to be a victim. He wanted to be a victim for a long time. He needs to have that told over your head.

If it, if it equaled out with him, hitting you, he doesn't have that optimization and can't call you the scumbag that hit him. And that's what it is with John. And our Arty Lang is the prime example of how this guy can try to dish it out and have no ability to take it. I've seen Arty, Goofon John,

like any comic would goof on another comic. Not definitely down and dirty or mean funny as fuck. Because it was funny. And John would turn around and just start talking about you try to kill yourself, you stab yourself, the product had a fine if you're dying on the floor. It's like, hey, whoa, John. Jesus. dying on the floor. It's like, hey, whoa, John. Jesus. I'm like, help him. No, before you came on, I told a big story about how everything came about with already when the crashing premiere happened.

He asked me to get him cocaine and his whole fucking life went down the drain. And I used to, you know, I used to call you or text you or tweak you, whatever, about all these problems. And I felt bad because I was writing for the tabloids. I don't anymore. But back then I knew I'm like, I don't want to put this on Anthony, but I got to ask a question like, what the fuck's going on? You know, I know you're going through hell, but I had to ask the questions, but do we know where he is now? Do we have any idea? Last I heard Florida with his mom.

Florida. And keeping clean because I mean, he has to take drug tests or he can actually join. So he either he figured out a way to piss clean or clean. So you know everyone loves him and I know except for that. Thank you for that segue. Anthony I've little more cup to play for you guys. And this is John now, opening Anthony around the tonight show with Jay Lado. And as you guys might have heard, John worked for the tonight show with Jay Lado. And normally, John doesn't only take credit for things, but in this case, he has to let us know.

Oh, yeah. Oh, no. I never listened to open Anthony. I was on the Stern Show at the same time. I don't know anything about the fucking guy. Oh, I know is that he was on a successful show for a short period of time in New York. Sure. And guess what? I even got OP Anthony on the tonight show. But what's with me?

Derrasses would have never got on there. Because when he's, Derrige is the jacket producer. Asked me, you know, John, you're from New York, should we have these guys on, and I go, yeah, sure. They have some New York fame, sure. And they know that I did that for them. No.

Because I told them when they got there, I go, you know, that it was me. And what? But I didn't know what a sick twisted fuck he was. If I, jeez, if I wouldn't know, and I would never have fucking, you know, said, yeah, he was. If I, jeez, if I wouldn't know, and I would never have fucking, you know, said, yeah, have a mind. I said, yeah, do you think John had any say over yet?

They've been wanted them as the announcer for a week because it was a joke. Then they shoved him in some back corner closet. And the guy to being a writer, which I've never wrote anything that made it to air. And that was the booker actually was like, we should ask John about this. Yeah, that's the new art. Because nobody else knows.

My favorite part about that clip, he goes, and he knows that, because I told him where they got right. That part, I believe. Yeah, me too. I'm the reason why you guys are here. I think I'd be a real like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. First of all, like earlier in that same year, we did Letterman. Yeah. Like what was he

also? Dave, I'd like to tell you. All right. You have my blessing, Dave. Jim Norton also worked for J. Lano. Jim Norton was a regular contributor to our show. Right. Funny part of J. Leno's show early on. And we were, we had a relationship with J and J wanted to have us on the show and it was great. It was fun. It was funny.

And I swear to you, I swear to you when I tell you this, I don't even think I saw John there. I don't think I like every memory I have it doing the Leno show does not include Stuttering John. Oh God. Makes sense. Really? I don't even know if he was there when we were there. I don't know. And Anthony, I don't know what you're watching. I'm not saying this to knock you guys because Open Anthony was huge at the time. But also Jay Leno was really pissed at Howard Stern and he wanted to have you guys out because he knew that Howard hated anything

Stuttering John's oh, yeah, they passed the stiff test for me. I did the Letterman I did the I did the Howard impression on letterman and people love it They thought it was fun. It was really the first time anyone had called out Howard in a humorous fashion, where I was just really impressed and I was saying, you know, when people walk forward, yeah, they call it walking, I invented that. Like that was a big thing, because everyone knew how it was constantly sitting invented everything.

So it was funny, it was everything that it had to be. And Len saw that and was like, oh my God, yeah, I like getting back at Howard. I took the only reason I took him was to turn his crew into Stern. So that's why we were on. John, I swear to you, I would bet every dollar I have in my life. That's a letter. He's always never consulted about the booking of opian Anthony on lineup. I believe it's laughable. He would bring that out. He's such a liar.

He's such a liar. Yeah, well deluded. He might be that stupid. It's one of the things. He believes it now. Yeah, it's possible. Yeah, because opi's like that. Opi's so mentally ill,

he believes the things he's saying. Yeah, he's so lying to yourself long enough. You start to believe the lie. But I was doubt sure. John is the the opposite of a beautiful mind. He's not a genius. He's an absolute dummy, but he has the delusions. He sees himself.

He's like the King of Comedy without the comedy part. You know what Russell Crowe told you? You know what Russell Crowe is in front of the chalkboard and it's all like this big mathematical equation. It's your first version of what just be your face on the chalkboard. And then we just times one, twelve pack of cores. I didn't know the refund. Can't find his done minus, you know, just a whole

mathematical equation. Gangey, you've got a certain age with a string, with a string going to fuck it out. And yeah, like yeah, when is that like hostage board behind and what the thread that goes to the right? Yeah, yeah, we need that one. That whole thing. I think I figured it out. I'm an idiot. Yeah, I mean that we need that whole fight. I think I could get it out.

I'm an idiot. All signs point to Amidjim. Listen, he might have that in his fucking house. I think he lives in, I know where he lives. What do you know the housing? It's the house. The house. It's not a house.

It's the apartment. He was inviting me over and shit about three years ago. I would never go over. But I bet he has the board downstairs in his basement because he has like one of those houses right now I know and I don't want to be mean, but I know there are rooms with no furniture. I know it. Yeah, I mean like a warehouse like yeah, you sure he doesn't live in a park in canoga working to do that. Yeah, it's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. It's just a little punk. The cat has to shit somewhere. I know it. See, I have

this spiting sense about people. I can just feel what's going on in their lives. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to say bad. You know, I don't want people to fucking suffer and be sad. But if he's going to be a douchebag and talk shit about people, then fuck you. That's it. Look, I feel like there is some humanity in me where I feel sorry for the guy and we had Dr. Steve on my show the other day And he goes yeah, I'm starting to get a lady by Lady guy of course the lady died from our show We wound up getting Alzheimer's and having some strokes and having a huge alcohol from so yeah I was just going like, oh man, now I feel bad.

Two seconds later, after hearing one clip from him, I'm like, oh, stupid. Yeah, yeah, all bets are off. Exactly. All bets off. All right. Guys, we had to wrap this up.

AJ Benza, so nice to meet you, my friend. Hey, man, anytime, give me back our love is a lot of fun. Yeah, thanks for coming out. Hey, yeah, I was so surprised when I popped on a saw, yeah, we talked the other day on the show. It's always great having AJ. AJ has a great insight on a lot of the shit

that went on back in those days. Oh, man. Yeah, I definitely appreciate talking. Yeah, I love it. I'll talk to you Anthony's. Often as I can, I love going back to the old days and a lot of my podcast is about that It's about you know, I should the right shit just like you do I tell it

Fame is a bitch is the podcast you can find for AJ patreon.com slash fame is a bitch. Thanks AJ. You gotta guys. See you later buddy I AJ I'm really glad we had AJ on. He had some great stories. Anthony, thank you for popping on. I had to show you these clips. I'm so excited. No, no, I love it. When I heard, you know, I'm in Chicago, Chicago. I'm in Dallas. You see how to even know I am. I'm just a young comic on the road, you know, trying to make me a man in the industry. That's true. It's so fun. I can't even tell you, like people say, you should have done this years ago. And then I go, yeah, maybe I should have fun. I'm having the time of my life, man. This is so much fun. We're in Dallas, Texas, we're a TK comedy club in Dallas doing a, we did two shows last night.

We're doing two shows tonight. Alex Steinpop by and did a set last night with us. And it was just goddamn hilarious. So it's Josh Denny, Gavin McInnis and myself. And we do, we're having fun. We're doing Chicago. We're going to be doing Orlando. Yeah, Denver. It's this thing is just turning out to be something that's a lot of fun. It's surprisingly enough profitable and I'm loving it, man. Like I said, just

a kid on the road. Is there a website that says compound media, people can find information about your last shows? Tiny URL. Oh, no. I'll put it in the show now. It's how I get it. I know, I know tinyurl.com slash censored.tv. censored.tv. OK.

Yeah, yeah, you'll find it. I'll find it. I'll put it in the show now. It's 40 people can find it. There's a show 7, 7, 2, 1. Is this live right now. Well, yeah, but I'll also put it out tomorrow is the regular show. Okay. Well, I hope you enjoyed the show yesterday Right exactly if you stood up in Dallas. You guys are great. I mean Carl Jesus fucking Christ anytime I'm watching your show I Have to text you about how fucking hilarious it is.

Whether it's some show I've never heard of or of course, Stuttering John, of course, OP. I never thought I'd be entertained watching them again. I know, but you have put that through a filter that it's a funny filter. It just makes them hilarious. Thank you, Anthony. Hi, praise indeed.

I'm going to be hanging out with you in Orlando. Is that when you guys are doing your live show? You're only a Chrissy mayor, a high house. Cool. I'll be there with you guys. I was going to be down there. I know. I can't wait to hang out there.

There's a lot of fun, dude. LSD was a showdown on Tim Pools show. I'm the Tim IRL or Tim KSIRL, which was really cool. Alex and good egg. And then producer Chris, thank you. Of course, money. And I'm not going to let you off. Look that easily. So October 15th, I'm going to be in your neck of the woods. W ATP live at the city winery in New York. I believe you're going to stop by. Hang out. That's a little bit. We are there. Can't wait. We'll be there, man. I can't wait. That's going to be. We are there. Can't wait. We'll be there, man.

Awesome. I can't wait. That's going to be a lot of fun. So I will see you in a couple of weeks. Cool, man. All right, buddy. compoundmedia.com. Get the Anthony Cumia show.

Take it easy, pal. See you, buddy. All right. Well, that was, that was something. It was something. And I want to apologize to you, Monique, because I had you on for the first time that I bring on like people who can't stop talking.

So, oh, God. Let's have you back again. Let's have you back again. You know what? It's really nice sometimes to take a vaccine on a show. Okay. She has a good attitude about it. I like that.

Yeah, I want to get it. That's good. I should start doing that. I love AJ. You know, I go way back with AJ. Like he said, you know, we did a podcast before he even knew what the FICA podcast was. And he had great stories.

He always has great stories. I mean, I don't know how it is now because I haven't really followed his show in a little bit. But he's a good egg. I mean, abusing women, we do not condone that by any stretch of imagination. I took that as a joke. I think that was a joke. I wasn't following along with that. I took that as a joke. I think that was a joke.

I wasn't following along with that. But I'm going to share about that. All right, this is real quick. We got assigned the came in for Mr. Magenta who's been killing it lately. And Mr. Magenta, oh, you know what I was thinking? It would be a funny name for Suthering John show. He should call it radio drunk.

Is anyone ever told you that before? You could spit off of radio, Gug. Oh, we should do our own Stuttering Joe and the show as well. Well, there you go. Radio drunk could be your show. Yeah, collectively, everybody is making more money off of the off of Stuttering John than Stuttering John. 100%.

It's not even close. It's so funny all right so this is a Stuttering John parody song where he actually pulled real clips of John saying all those horrible nasty words no one's allowed to use but John himself has used them if I could turn back time I'd be a man that's bigger I'd take back those words so offensive Like... N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N- How it's turned, there's crazy things to my head Prads like chorus, it's fucked up my life I can't see my kids and I don't have a wife

I got kids to support To dumb to say that I'm sorry The one who should apologize To proud to take a joke And we all know I'm broke But baby, if I could sound bright time Too proud to take a joke and we all know I'm broke Back time I'd be a man that has with I got very high school I take back those words so offensive

Like bagging bag at home. If I could reach the stars I would say I get home with the fact that if I could reach the stars I wouldn't say... retard, retard, retard, retard come on love me, love me cause I'm so low-found if I could turn back time do I live in my calabassus two mansions anymore now?

but I did. Well done, Mr. Regenta. Well done. I always like that. John really took the wrong angle on trying to get all of us in trouble. It's the words that we use. John, we're at the Howard Surge over 58 years. We're going to have some clips, idiots. I like when he's taken credit for getting an opian anthia and let go. Yeah, that was so funny. He's like, idiot. I like when he's taking credit for getting an opian, Anthea and Leno. Yeah, that was so funny. He's like, but I didn't know he was gonna be a maniac or whatever.

It's like, oh yeah, opians the well-adjusted normal one. He's right. Oh, also I was like, Chrissy Mayer show yesterday. I'm gonna put that out as a Patreon mini bonus thing. My second round there was a lot of fun. But I brought up this Jim Dabble's law firm, JD Dabble's at Associates.

Someone made a website, there's a whole website for John DeTurdy and it's hysterical. It's really. Where it's just like, yeah. Yeah, I probably can. Let's see if I still have it saved somewhere. Radio Chorunk, I do love that it saved somewhere radio drunk. I do love that Yeah, I know I thought of that. I'm just like I was no one to use this

Right funny seem so obvious Call I want to know that you're gonna be in New York October 15th. I was just looking at what what's what can you tell me about that show? We're doing a live W ATP at the city winery. Are you in New York? I am absolutely weight, October, fuck. 15th. Mm-mm. I might be able to make that. Okay.

We'd love to have you then. That'd be great. So send me text. I want to just give me the information. Okay. Okay. I definitely will. W-ATP- a chat. Okay. I definitely will.

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From major broadcasting companies to trolls who use the art slur in the live chat. We don't back down from any fight no matter how inconsequential. Oh, that is laden with jokes. I love it. This whole site, a focus on 30 thousand dollar settlement with the insurance company of a security firm Which was hired by Sharon Stone in 1988 our record of success speaks for itself And then get started today don't wait contact us for a free phone consultation

Let us help you figure out who does the right legal action against next for employers and out of the superchampers and X-Shock-Shocks are all fair game. I'm crying, I'm crying, this is so funny. Dude, that's what I'm saying, like the dabblers and all the people who come together with John are so funny and creative and have come up with so much great shins. That disclaimer is good too. It was the disclaimer. Just to roll up a little. Yeah.

Oh, it actually says something. Jimmy D. It's not a real law firm. This is a parody website dedicated solely to making Studying John look like an idiot I'm actually paying money to a host to publish enough keep a stupid joke. I must be insane No, you are not sir. No, this is all worth it. You are saying. Oh my god. It's amazing. That is amazing. Oh My god, that's amazing. That is amazing. Oh my god. Yeah. So anyway, our team, let's do the team. The team is just a Jimmy Damolish.

Yes. What does it say, graduate, from what Thomas M. What? Thomas M. Cooley Law School. He is our resident expert in most matters. When you need your YouTube chatter, cease to de-cisted. He's who you want in your corner. I don't want to read every part of the site, but it's a stare gun. We're jumping out.

But yeah, we were looking at that when I was on Chris' show yesterday. Thank you for sharing that. That's here. Amazing. And I want to read an email that I received this week. I was in the recording studio with Buzz Myers. We recorded some new songs. I'm sure some Andy's on.

We'll play some of that music. But I got an email from Bunny. Remember Bunny XO? So she's like, she's a podcaster who has the biggest tits. And I was called up for saying that. They're the biggest tits. They're pretty big. All right, she says,

Hi guys, bunny here. You unlawfully use clips for my podcast, slandered my husband and caused harmful damage to my brand. I'm flattered. Wow. Thank you. You like this? Yeah, I know.

I've already reached out to my lawyer and he will be contacting you this week. This is my one email asking for my content to be removed. And then the last paragraph last sentence here is, maybe instead of tearing down people's hard work, I actually try to promote more positivity and not adding to the toxicity. Thanks guys.

See, this is how I know it's not an actual legal threat when they're also trying to teach me a lesson. And maybe what your content should be is less like being a meanie pants and more like being a super fun positive guy. Okay. Thanks. I'll just smile a little bit more. Yeah. Thanks for that. You know how many emails I have gotten from because on our website, we will always exploit like the teacher who has like touched kids and now she's going to jail. And there's her, you know,

photo from jail, which is perfectly legal, by the way, for us to put on our side. I can't tell you how many 25, 20, 30-year-old pedophile teachers have emailed me saying, please take my name down. You know, the case was dismissed in court and I'm really not guilty of it. And you're exposed. It's like, bitch, you, you, you, you're accused of touching children. You're fingerprinted. You are all of the news. I've gotten no less than ten of those. Yeah, I mean, I would see why you wouldn't want that getting out there. That makes sense to me. The problem, Monique, in this case, with Bonnie Exo, she's a public figure. And when you're a public figure, all that, like, you said mean things about

me goes way out the fucking window. I mean, even in real life. No, you and I have had this conversation. And you know, you know what, John has, you know, tried to surbtitiously do to me behind the scenes. It was actually kind of amazing to me when I saw that Julie had posted about some nefarious like text messages he's getting now that are kind of like a little bit threatening. And you know I had gotten those as well, like around the exact same time where when I had you on. So it's a pattern of the troll trolling the trolls by calling them trolls. I don't know if I should say this because it might spoil whatever we're trying to do,

but somebody I know received a message trying to find dirt on me from somebody forced uttering John. Oh, yeah, I used to get that all the time. Yeah, like they're like, hey, so it's somebody I know and they're like, hey, what do you know about Carl? Can you come on John's show and get some dirt,

just some dirt on him? It's like, is this what you you know about Carl? Can you come on John show and get some dirt, just some dirt on him? It's like, is this what you're trying to pull off now, John, this is what you're going for? It's not a good angle because if I know he's going after my personal life, well, gloves are off then. I've been really kind about that for the most part. But don't ever mistake kindness for weakness ever ever.

Exactly. Exactly. I'm trying to think of what he could get maybe you screw it up like a tarisolo. That is on the internet. You can find sure. I mean, you never lost your gun. I've never lost my gun. Well, no, actually, where is my fucking gun? Oh, I should have said that. Oh, holy shit. All right. Let's bring on Hannah and Monique, will you play a game with us? I know you've been on a long time. Sure. Okay. That's a spirit. That's a spirit. Hi Hannah. Welcome back to the show. Hi, thanks. Hi Monique. I hear dogs. I hear dogs. This is a bad side. All right. I'm just going to shut the door. Yeah. That's a good idea. They. Yeah.

All right. Okay. This is to catch a dabble. Yeah. We got a new to catch a dabble. I'm on. Monique. The way this game has played is we hear a clip of something centering John said. And then they cut it off before the sentence ends and we get multiple choices of what this how the sentence will animate to figure out what Jon's going to say.

Okay. Okay. It's time for everyone's favorite game show. To catch a dabbler. Are you ready to play? To catch a dabbler. I got his look. My brother is a man said as well just so you know. I don't even give a hero to stupid. Listen, Bryce, you know me. Okay, you know my intellect. Look,

look, I'm a genius. That's it. And the story. Now, let me just say this. I think a certain Now let me just say this, I think a certain, not even give him any steam, played some clips of ours on this show. According to one of the Melenders, so now I'm gonna have to sue him. So Lenny, from New York, my attorney, I'm calling you today, and then that's it. That's it.

This podcast is Copywritten by John Melendez. Copywritten! No, no record. No tape of this podcast can be disseminated or played on any other podcast Without written consent by John Melendez and I'm protected of the copyright laws of these United States of America Thank you, and that's it. I mean, you know, they want to fuck you They want a war. I'm not gonna go to war with them on this show. I'm not going to fucking tweet it out. What did John say next?

God, I forgot. He's been threatening lawsuits against me for five years now. I forgot, because the time just flies. But I have it so much fun. Is it a multiple choice? Yeah, now we're going to start the multiple choice. God, there are so many funny parts in that. All right, let's see.

Royce, you know me. You know me. You know my intellect. He's saying his brothers and men. I've seen photos of his brother. He's not men's. I've seen his suit. He says men's stuff.

Men's stuff. That's not a smart look at suit. Here are your choices. Number one, but I did send out a tweet this morning. Let me find it here. I should read it to you. It was really good. It's going to be like Pearl Harbor here.

These losers won't even see it coming. Boom. Law suit. Next, I'm just going to fucking sue him. For every fucking penny they have. Number 4. I may have to settle this, New York style. I mean, that is, if my lawyer doesn't get it done, lastly, you know, if you read the

art of war, you'd know that once you start down the path of war, it will dominate your destiny. I'll let the lawyers handle it instead. It's not worth it to cash. If it's that last one, I'll be shocked. I'll be shocked. I want it to be the last one. I want it to be the last one, but there's no way that you would have-

The end of war if people mad because of this. You could quote from it. All right, I'm casting it. And I know you go first, Carl, but go. I'm gonna go for number four. All right. New York style. New York style. Because I think, if I'm remembering this correctly, this is back when he was threatening mob hits against me and lawsuits at the same time, we were laughing about it. I'm like, you got to pick one of the other. You got to pick a lane. You know, you're going to break the law yourself or you're going to sue me in a legal court.

So I'm going with number four. You're taking number five. Art of war. That's hilarious. I really want to go with number one because that's something I'm going to do. I'm going to go with number one. I'm going to go with number one. I'm going to go with number one. I'm I'm going with number four. You're taking number five. Art of war. That's hilarious. I really want to go with number one because that sounds like every single thing he's ever said. Yeah, I wrote a tweet. Let me read it to you. It's great.

Yeah, I can find it. Yeah, let me find it. Okay, I like that one too. At first, I was like, that's probably a Hannah. Yeah, he can't focus long enough to stay on one tangent. So I think it's that. Okay, the first one. The first one. He's on. Yeah, the first one. Okay, looking up his tweet, his tweet. Yeah, Monique might be right. That'd be impressive. First time guest, nailing to catch a damn. Come on. I love that you think that Chris. I just wanted to be sure. You wanted to be a job and I'm protected of the the copyright laws of these United States of America

thank you and I say I mean you know they want to look they want a war I'm not going to go to war with them on this show I'm not going to fucking tweet it out I'm just going to fucking sue them for every fucking penny they have number three is this our copywritten content so you're suing for a penny is what I'm just gonna fucking sue him for every fucking penny they have Number three, this is our copy written content. So you're suing for a penny is what I'm hearing Well, yeah, I'm apparently don't have much, but I don't give a fuck because that's you know, I'm ruthless You know me to be ruthless and that's what I'm gonna do That's all for this week Come back next week. I don't think anyone had to find out even in the discord or man enough

to catch a doubt. Yeah, no one picked number three. All right. He's ruthless. Some of that was like way so esoteric that there's no way that junk could possibly come up with it. There's no right. Yeah, I know. Sometimes the answers, the non answers are pretty obvious. I do have to say though, this thing where John and it's never worked for him. So I don't know why he keeps doing it, maybe because he's stupid.

This thing where he's like, I'm gonna talk to my lawyer later today, or I have a call with my lawyer tomorrow, who's intimidated by that? Who could possibly be intimidated by that? Why don't you serve me paperwork, and then we could talk about it. Right.

Yeah, I know a bunch of lawyers, so it's like, the I call my lawyer thing is like, you're paying for that. Like, you know, time is money. Maybe not this guy. You talk for 15 minutes, he's charging you for an hour. So that's it. So there's no calls to lawyers.

There's no calls. Right. And that's the one thing I've learned about John is that everything out of his mouth is a lie, everything. And yeah, that guy sent me those emails, him calling me the seaworth and all that. And I approached him with it that day. I called him. I was like, John, you know, I just got these email messages of texts that you sent.

It was that right, like Ryan Charmin or whoever it was. And he's like, fuck her. She is a fucking C monkey. I was like, John her, she is a fucking C monkey. I was like, John, did you write this? He's like, why would I do that to you? I'm like, I'm looking right at it. So tell me the here, I said here, let me text it to you.

Let me show you exactly what it says. I wouldn't say that about you. That is absolutely not true. And it's like, I don't believe you. You know, I mean, we were just going on to do that show, the classic, you know, are you a teacher that won't do show? And, um, classic, by the way, it's a great episode. I knew at that moment, I knew at that moment that I just, this was not a guy, and you know, I've been friends with him friendly with him forever. You want me to do balcony, beer on the balcony, shit, I'll do it for you. Whatever. And that moment is like, how dare you?

I have been so fucking good to you. Better than most and better than you deserve. And then for you to shit on me like that, that was it. Any lied. But that's what shock into me is that I don't know anyone else like him in my life that lies about everything all the time. It's a stressful way to live. Because you have to keep following up with it, but he doesn't have to follow up with

it. So it's okay. You know, if you can lie and you can stick to your guns and continue with that lie, by all means knock yourself out. But when you lie constantly, right, that's the thing. If you want to lie about one big thing, I'm not a substitute teacher. If you want to say, I'm not a sub and you want to just stick to that and you want to do that But he has so many lies out there that it's hard to keep track of all of them

Well, that's why that's why you're there to expose that's exactly Yeah, I'm proud of you Carl Monique what have we done today? We've done it all we talked about the Howard Stern show We talked about Stuttering John we had AJ Benzahn talking about how much heroin already used to do. We talked to him. That was a little, that was a little, that was a little much. I was feeling a little bad. There was a lot. You know, you know, I wanted him to find and find that picture. You know, I needed to see that. It would have been nice.

It would have been nice to be found to maybe flag it next time. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team.

The team. This is a clip of the show that we'll be reviewing on the midweek episode of Who Are These Podcasts. Of course, as everyone knows, we're going to Detroit this weekend. But we will be doing a show on Wednesday. I'll be on Drew and Mike on Monday. We're doing the bonus show on Tuesday. We got a regular show Wednesday.

We get the live show Friday. It never stops over here, producer. Chris, right. I mean, the quality is definitely diminished, but the show's never stopped. That's all that matters. And here's a clip of the show that we'll be reviewing. Hello. I'm Gabby Dunn and welcome to Bad with Money,

a show about finances and feelings where we don't talk down to you. It's here, it's finally here. Buckle up because today we are talking about Dave Ramsey with Tori Dunlap. And if you don't know Tori Dunlap, she is the host of Financial Feminist and she is the creator of financial feminist and she

is the creator of her first 100k and she is a notorious critic of Dave Ramsey. That's right. We are doing bad with money and this episode features Tori Dunlap, one of my favorites. And this came in from outdoor command hooks in our discord. We appreciate you guys giving us these show suggestions. We're always looking for suggestions. So thank you for that. Looking forward to digging into that a little bit. I want to thank Monique. Thank you so much for coming on the show. Thanks, Carl. This is fun. I really enjoyed being with the two tough Italians today. Yeah, I always love talking to you. You just will have to get you back on the show soon. Yeah, I loved it. Thank you so much. New York for sure. If you're in town. Oh my god, I'm going to try and make that happen for sure.

That'd be great. Okay. If people can find radio gunk, uh, where can they find your show? Where can they find your, your, your board? Everywhere. Everywhere. Yeah, podcast is everywhere. And, you know, we're on YouTube now and and we have

our forums where people just talk shit about everything and that's it. If you're not in the forums, that's another place where people are talking mad shit about settering jazz. Oh my god. You know, we have so many people that are like, all right, enough about tracking John like seriously. Yeah. People go go back to Reddit, go back to the hell hole you came from and leave us with like Howard and it's like I'm so bored with Howard. This is more fun now. So yeah, I'll I'll end. It's excellent. All right. Thanks for the All right. Bye guys. See you. Bye. Yeah. Carl she has to come back on and actually be able to talk again. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Well. Well, hopefully we'll get around when it's not the AJ Benza

show. Would be very nice. Which reminds me of a story. He did so much drugs. How much drugs? Well, here's a picture. All right. All right.

AJ's great. I'm not tragic. I'm not tragic. It was a lot. It was a lot going on right there. Although the best ever intro to a guest, where he was trying to figure out how many listeners we had. Oh, it was a lot. It was a lot going on right there. Although the best ever intro to a guest, where he was trying to figure out how many listeners we had. Oh, that was amazing.

Yeah, classic. Yeah, classic. That was really fun. And usually I like to shoot like that. I cut out both. That's, we're keeping that. Yeah, we're keeping it all right. You're actually going to make it louder and post.

Yeah, that probably will. Actually, no, you got, thank you, bud. All right, so we got reviews. you got it, thank you, man. All right, so we got reviews. We got to cut up on voicemails, obviously. We're going to do all that after we end the show. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all,

who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the must-visse of Morning Radio. Get down to show these clothes right now. OK, great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. From this corner, pretty cute rights. I'm building stuff in my wrong keeps asking what should I miss my 10. And why won't I keep laughing like a hyena? General Geek paraphrase is nicely. Rock over Rochester. Rock on Kanoga Park, Cours, Cold as the Rockies.

I love how Jon's guest is mocking him to his face, and the loony boy is too dumb to even notice. Over at the Facebook group, Johnny Cranberry posts a video from 2019 of Stuttering Jon promoting ED pills. Travis comments, he should probably promote a comb and a lint roller for his upper lip. Joe Riff's Jon is a boner guy. Jim Napoleon, nice little microcosm of things he gets criticized for, not funny, a slob, unprofessional, glory days, ham-fisted to trump reference, etc. From Reddit, Home Kitty 2 shares, Carl unised a nugget of gold from that cat shit story. After John talks about the cat shitting on his pillow, John says what he did afterwards. With zero shame, he said he picked up the shit with his bare hands and just tossed it

somewhere in the room. Then went back to bed on his shitty pillow. Catch it has such an awful odor that I clean my cat's litter box as soon as he uses it. How John can manage to sleep in it is fucking repulsive. And from dadler's anonymous, Pickwick pub posts. SJ reaches out to Bob Levy, be a text to back off trashing him within a company and video. Maxter Blaster, aha, John should be thinking these guys, he's more popular now

than ever before. Once you get sucked into the stupid world, it's hard to get out. Tax dog, amazing. John brought up his kids yet again. Had writer K.A.J. Rosts sets the record straight with, look, anyone who knows John knows he doesn't care if you make fun of him. He's been trashed by the best from Howard to Arty to Gilbert and Jeff Ross and never once could ring.

Also, he's an astronaut, limousine race car driver, oncologist, writer and of course, never ending philanthropist. Haley Sparks, Daibler is softer than a great texting people to stop making fun of him, pussy, sad ambassador, with the Waka Waka. What's the difference between John and a potato? One has thin skin and is dirty, and the other is a potato.

And ski board plays us out with, John is a retard. That is all. Hannah, welcome back to the show. Yeah. How was that weed concert you kind of split the audience. Some people loved it. Yeah. Some people really hated it. Producer Chris was not on board. But some people really enjoyed what you were wasting up the show as we could. Yeah. put the audience. Some people loved it. Yeah, some people really hated it. Producer Chris was not on board, but some people really enjoyed what you were wasting out the show as we could. It all hit me at once. So, it was never again. That was fun. I enjoyed it. It's loose at the end of the show, Hannah. It's all good.

You know, we're all having fun. We're talking about people's t-shirts. Have a good time. It was more to fine, but that's okay. That's what I mean. I know it's more to fine, but that's okay. I don't know why not. That's what I mean. I know it's more to fine. It's all good. By the way, did you, you weren't on the show when we played Manny's song to you? Did you ever hear that? No, but I did hear it.

I loved it. Hey, boss girl. I'm Manny Busquets. Just wanted to round you to the W-P family built roof hit me up aty time I'm just a devil looking for a partner Someone who knows how to read with great big pincers Tell me about your father Are you a natural redhead?

Are you only Russian song? So I could call this Hey, Hannah, you like acid? I can supply it Plus my fan already lives somewhere in Charlotte Hey Heather, you like dancing? I can supply it plus my fan already lives somewhere in Charlotte From where it's all it is. Answer the question, Hannah.

Which one? Do you like acid? Yeah. I'm only too old now. I've got to do, I've got to stick to mushrooms. Too old for acid. All right. That's not a crazy answer.

Gorgian, I can't. Yeah, all right. Well, Manny is called Dibs, everyone. I know there's a lot of Hannah fans out there, but Manny's got family in Charlotte. So Manny, hit me up if you're in Charlotte. There you go. Love connections, I've W-A-T-P. Finally, I've tried this for ever.

I mean, I remember Vic and Casey did it in the Airbnb a few times, but other than that, we haven't really had a lot of love connections. All right. Do you have a new reviewer too for us? Just one great perfect because I have way too many voice mail. All right. This is by four Cheyenne. I'm probably the only listener who loves this podcast and also loves the Stuttering John podcast. I enjoy you guys racking on each other, very entertaining. Keep up the good work. Wow! That's unexpected, and then the guy roffs at the end of it. Is that a five star?

Yes. All right, I'll take it. That was strange. A Stuttering John fan in the wild nonetheless. Yeah. Go figure. Maybe that's the guy's going to go to a long gold show. And Donald is there because of settering John.

Yeah. All right. I'm going to start pointing some voice to him. We're going to go rapid fire because we're already running along. Oh, worth the affiliates. I'm very excited that this happened this week. Hey, Carl Gary from San Diego. Just a quick update.

John's house for sale in the Kanoga Park has been on the market now for 70 days, 70 days, no sale, no action. Also with the stock market tanking, John is really taking it in the shorts. His AMC stock is below $8 per share. Oh, he's really suffering. And I don't know what he's going to do. I hope he fixes a hole in his window in his Mercedes, his 13-year-old Mercedes, and maybe he fixed that air conditioning if he wants to get another date, what a jackass.

Wow. Gary used to be a little nicer. Those are off. No one likes John anymore. Guy, we missed you. Gary, thanks for coming back in, buddy. You don't have to have news to break, but it helps, but it is nice for sure. I got a lot of phone calls about my appearance on the Dick Masterson show and Ethan Ralph called into that show. Carl, hey, what's up, man? I all I want you to say was I was really impressed by the way that you handled your time on the Dick show again, fucking rusted, who obviously

fucking thinks he's the fucking shit, and you think hella controlled and hella fucking just naturally able to hold your own man. So fuck yeah dude, keep that shit going and don't give us these fucking dumbass internet personalities who think they have fucking drama out there because it's really all the holds them together, like fucking Ralph Ethan, who's the fucking moron. So good shit man, way to go and keep it up man. The show. Yep.

Thanks. All right, thanks buddy. I got a lot of phone calls saying that Ethan Ralph should be the next stuttering John on the show. He has all the same personality traits, very thin skin, lashes out. That's one of those calls from John. When you make fun of him.

Yeah, right. Oh, dude, move on. Did you think about making fun of Ethan Ralph? That could be a recurring guest segment. and he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, So what are you gonna do? Also, I wanna point out, Fungicle in the discord. This is the absolute worst time to sell property in California. That means John's selling because he has to not want to

dying to know the real story there. I think he's got some debt he's got to pay off. I've been seeing some weird financial information come in from people lately. I don't wanna get personal, but now I do. And I think John owns a lot of money and I think he has to sell his place. And when I was out in California,

I met up with a friend of mine who owns I think he has to sell his place. And when I was out in California, I met up with a friend of mine who owns property there and wants to get the fuck out. And I said, how can we ever move out? Yeah, and they own a very nice property. And they said, you can't sell right now. We would lose our ass if we tried to sell right now. So, you know, they just, they waited too long. It happened quick.

And so, yeah, the fact that John's trying to sell his shitty apartment speaks volumes about his financial situation. That's a lot of speculation on my part, but what else am I gonna do here? Yeah. Spit facts.

Boring. We speculate. Yeah, exactly. All right. Yeah, this is Nate from Flint, Michigan, and I want to let you know that if you don't cancel your Royal Oak engagements, I'm going to engage in violence and misogyny towards women.

Misogyny? I mean, that was going to do that anyway, but this time I can blame it on you. All right. Thanks, Nate. The Isle of Steve. We met Nate in the Rochester at the roast. Now, here's more on Ethan Ralph. rematinate in the rochester at the uh... the roast i hear more on eathena ralph

you know how you can tell that ralph is a low iq retarded fucking thought of my uh... you got really livid over the tiniest provocations carland up on a dick show this week uh... first of all you're saying kind of easy on the car but man that fat-cludging jug-o-o piece of shit is lost is fucking mind you like you're pulling a stuttering John with a man it's not funny it's not funny you may as well have been like calling your shoulder and transgender retards or something

anyway good job of rallying that fat fuck up because god damn I hope he killed himself one day go fuck yourself yeah people seem to not like Ethan or Elf. That's been my take away on it. Are you familiar with Omeas can of us? I think I know your answer. Hannah, do you know who Popeye is? Like the cartoon character? Well, the sailor, man. Yeah. Yeah, the sailor, man. Yeah, he's spinach. Guess what show he listens to? Who are these podcasts? I couldn't be more excited about this. Well, blow me down. It's poppy the sailor. You're a construct.

Uh, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah. Damn it. I think it was gonna be an actual fan. That's so, yeah, I think he left that message. It did actually. Motherfucker. So, Paul, this is a message from Paco from Player 4. I'm just calling to say that Paco is a huge bitch and probably stuck Cuck.

His voice mail stuck. He's not very funny. And yeah, like, let let me reiterate that he's stuck cock as in in Australia in his mouth and that's gay. That's pretty gay. I bet Paco's not even a real Mexican. I bet he's not even a real fucking Mexican.

Wow. So yeah, this is just a fucking Paco. Wow, shots fired. I mean, it was all fun and friendly until he's not a real Mexican. Yeah, it's rough right there. All right, I guess we have a new voicemail rivalry. Rivalry started. If I say it twice, I could fix it and fuzze.

That's right, Chuck. All right, we have a brand new band practice guy, I think. Right, repressor! We have a brand new band brand this guy I think. Right. First. Rock rehearsal. I'm just not using that one. All right. Paco did call into the show. Oh, good.

See what's going on with him. Yeah, what's up, Carl? It's a show. This is kind of awkward, man, but I don't have anybody else to ask. You think I can borrow $500? I'm in the red, okay. Let's just say I'm in the red, and I need to get out of the red. And I'll, it has to do with that betting website you told me about.

I don't know when to stop, apparently, because now I'm in debt. Okay, I need $500 to get right. Okay. And I'll pay you back, dude. I swear to God, I'll pay you back. All right. All right, give me back, right? Well, I think I swam those dudes. You're sucking off. Wow. Don't produce a Chris is going to get on it. Whoa. What is going on? All right. This is Paco calling it again a couple days later yeah what's so car this is Paco hey man Hannah what the fuck dude why the fuck you let her ramble on for so fucking long dude I'm too easy stop right

now bro yeah I'm taking it right I had to take a fucking fountain off and we're going pulled down and then return it back on because what the fuck bro this is just rambling about nothing so fucking annoying dude God damn she's annoying. Fucking bitch. Whoa. Fuck. Carl, get him off the fucking show. Or at least put her on mute.

I don't get fucked. All right. Oh, no, he's going to feel like AJ Benza. Yeah. He'll come around. Yeah. Hannah isn't a quiet taste, everybody. Give her a give her another chance.

Hannah's an acquired taste everybody. Give her a give her another chance. Oh poor Hannah see she's not even firing back. She's taking her wumps. She's like, ah my wumps. Well, I feel the same way though. It's true. See, this is I mean, this isn't fun. No, feel better than me.

No, are you going to cut yourself now? No. All right, good. too old for that too. Yeah, I was in it, got myself. I was bruised myself with ebushrooms. Yeah. Exactly. Carl, stop stepping all over your guest comments.

I don't know if you're on this tirade from LA because Ralph was just fucking jumping down your throat. Don't give me wrong. I'm in your corner. I think Ralph's a bitch. I get his entertainment. It's great. But then you have to stand up for yourself. But he made a good point when he said that you don't let people fucking talk. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. That's what you talk about. fucking talk is an amazing guest one of the best co-hosts for any fucking

podcast has ever been i don't even listen to his shit i only hear him as a feature he's amazing quit fucking talking over him you guys even made a joke and he's fucking doing it fuck off i Chris i don't think i was talking over

people too much on the dick show as ether alva q's me up I was trying to be polite. Yeah, because it wasn't my show And I know it can be and I think today was was a tough one. So I apologize. There was some talking over I'll I'll do better. I'll be better. Speaking of tab. Who is great? He calls in after his hangover You wanted to give us an update. Oh good Hey, it's dad from here so I don't get. Just getting over my hangover after that last episode that I was on.

I should not have drank a whole gallon of orange juice as soon as they finished the episode. That was a huge mistake. Everything else is perfectly fine now. I just wanted to say this last episode, you'd be on the balcony. You asked the question, is there any hint that john would understand when someone's trying to get off of his show the problem is that these people are speaking john's language you want to hit john you need to leave you have to say something like I'm almost out of course and then he'll you know I got a room of the store

to let you go in a second oh you, you know, I already got chords too. Why don't we, why don't we, why don't we, why don't we did knock it off? Anyway, you're a cut girl. Thanks, Tab. Wow, Tab, set the record for Chorus Drinking. My money is on Tab if we do this, Stutch O battle.

Oh, yeah, I didn't even bring that up. My money is on tab if we do this Stutgio battle. The box. Yeah, I didn't even bring that up. The New York show, we're gonna do a Stutgio impression battle. Similar to like a rap battle or a roast battle. One V1 winner goes on. I might be the whole show. Oh, did that dude. I had to pull clips.

Let's do that the whole time. I've already done my homework. I think this guy got the thing wrong that everyone's been doing. Uh-oh. Hey, CUNCH! It's Tab and you're a Carl! Yeah, that's right. But, uh, the C word. I don't really think it's fair or called for. We said didn't until the last episode of lesson two. The first ad did ran was a campaign ad for Kathy Hocal. Don't call me that country. Alright, that's targeted to you sir. I didn't place that in.

Yeah, saying. You could be the country. Hey Kyle, it's Sergio from Providence. Life show was fucking incredible. Just wanted to say that. Thank you. I think next time you do blubbering we're out, you should have Chrissy Mayer on as a guest. Oh yeah. She had them on the stream like a month ago whatever and she really pissed them off. And one person who was menstruating and then it wasn't a Christie. Yeah, that was such a fake outrage thing that Ethan Rolf did because I guess that's his gimmick.

He gets offended and gets upset. Yeah, hilarious bit. Great. Yeah, good, good bit. Oh, you you're talking about my mom. Yeah, talking about your mom. More on. Sergio, it was nice to meet you. Thanks for coming to the live show. That was a blast. We had a good time. I'm sure we'll talk about it more on the creep off this week.

Which by the way, we're doing because of Tucker Dixon's failed bit. We're doing creepiest male stripper. It's the kind of guy that's creep off. I know. Oh boy. You ask like, there's too many of that. You're like, I mean, I can think of 12 of them at the top of my head. Which one do you choose?

Hannah, male stripper, is he a year day? What do you say? Yay. You mean, yeah. We'll wait. I was always on. I know. I mean, like in general, I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. Yeah, yeah I mean like in general do you hang out do I like would you go to a male strip club? Do you like those that type of oh no? No? I thought you meant as a creep off Topic that you're approval for the creep off. I just want to get your opinion and guys are still their dogs for a living Really not into that now No, is it the cock ring that turns you off? What is it? and guys, you should have their dogs for a living. Really not into that. No. No. Is it the cock ring that turns you off? What is it? Which part of it?

Am I getting too specific? Yeah, and just like, they haven't been waxing. Just can't do it. It's not a fan of the pubes. You hear that, Manny? I got some pubes. I need manscaped. So the answer to Bogatti Harris' question, knowing him doing covers, there's only one cover song

I want to hear that guy do because he'd be perfect for it and it's this. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm like, Simpson and Star Wars. The lack of news is in that crypt of TV. So I thought for sure that was Eric's aim. So I checked the number. I'm like, is that Eric's? And it wasn't. Did this sound like Eric's aim doing CJ?ane. So I checked the number. I'm like, is that Eric's and it wasn't. Oh, did this sound like Eric Zane doing CJ? Yeah. So I don't know. Someone else doing that impression apparently. All right. What else we got here? Oh, recommendation for Hannah and Vic. Hey, great comedy lately. You know, couldn't ask for more.

Sometimes good comedy can be transcendent and change everything that's going on in this awful world. What are you talking about, my kids? Good laugh. So, you know, when good comedy does come along, you know, it's only right that you support it and appreciate it. Anyway, enough about the green go poppy. Paul, your show is getting a little better.

A little bit of advice, maybe get you over that next level when the tick girls are on. Maybe make their boxes on the screen a little bit bigger and yours a little bit smaller. Sincerely, the entire view in world. Go call me back. All right, that's a very good suggestion. The tit girls should be bigger on the screen. Do you like that?

Names on review girls? Yeah, that's good. Okay. Just don't forget to mute us. Okay. I've been noticing even muting yourself. Well, yeah, because I don't know when the dogs are gonna start barking. Yeah, I appreciate that. This was gonna be hard to hear but listen closely. I call you know how I know your gay you like we fucking play. Alright apparently that person doesn't think weans a cool band. Well that's called chip chiperson calling into the show. They call it Chippa or just Pat dick went on the other day whenever it was he related to uh... a packed dick father and son

fuck it all run chips and call me back call chips the best so somebody think you know which way is gonna go he's gonna say he's eggs get you every time with this you all ma hola is humor all right every day with this humor. It's hilarious humor. All right. Hannah, thanks for coming back. I think you've made amends with everyone. We're all fans again of Hannah, right?

Probably not, but I at least I apologize. All right, I'll tell you what, to make it up to everyone who's mad at Hannah, we'll be posting her cell phone number on the Patreon this week so that you too can let her know what an annoying con she has. Or, or how much you appreciate her by sending a dick back.

That's what shows how much you love Subwat. Those are your options. Those are your two options. And then we'll tell you up Which ones do you get more of? Okay sound like a plan. Yeah, I'm ready. Why do I feel like what just happened will be played in court someday? It's a bitch You're on her all right. This is this is insane this episode Okay, folks

Guess what the episode's over This is insane, this episode. Okay, folks, guess what? The episode's over! I gotta go, goodbye! Goodbye! That's clever, a dickpeck with dickmaster, son! Mmm, very clever indeed. Indeed.