Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep347 - Bad With Money

Episode Date: September 29, 2022

Gaby Dunn is nonbinary and nonsensical. And she has a show about money. Not how to make money or save money, but still, money. She also had our friend Tori Dunlap (Financial Feminist) as a guest to talk about how another person who talks about money doesn't know what he's talking about. It's pretty rich. We're joined by Christian Bladt who is quite taken with Gaby's sidekick Mal. Then Sal D calls in to talk about John missing a lot of child support payments, we hear John's amazing interviewing skills on full display with Larry the Cable Guy, Bob Levy reveals how big of a scumbag StutJo really is, and Vic introduces us to her new puppy. Oh, and I forgot to add a Topes song at the end. Oops. Get tickets for 10/1 - https://otussupply.com/parliament-room http://www.bladtcast.com/ Come see us in NYC on 10/15: http://watpnyc.com Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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But first, we'll be reviewing a show called Bad with Money. This was a suggestion from outdoor command hooks. Christian and I both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Gabby Dunn and before we play a clip and props to Christian, he sent me a ton of clips yesterday.

He's checking out multiple episodes of this. I want to read you the description of the show because going into this, I was told that Tori Dunlap, the financial feminist, was a guest on the show, an insult. All right, cool, I'll do that. I didn't realize what this was all about.

Listen to this. Twice a week, Gabby Dunn, they them, brings you a money show for the Queer Dose and Weirdos, with an unabashedly, radical point of view about finances that will help you fix your life. You won't get rich, but you will feel seen. All right, I got to stop it right there. She's assuming anyone will see

this needs their life fix. That's already a red flag for me. And then it's a money show where you won't get rich, but you will feel seen. What does that even mean? She's setting expectations very low here. Yeah. You might have more debt after you listen to the show.

I don't know, but whatever. What am I, Doctor? Gabby, a queer and trans writer and New York Times best selling author and their guests take down out-of-touch money movies, TV and books, listen to your personal financial wins and woes, try it a better the world for the not billionaires and laugh because they just can't cry about this shit anymore. It's not even well written. This woman wrote a book.

It's not even these sentences are not even well written. That's why we have a hard time. That's our strong language. That description was a book. I mean, Carl, that's why editors make so much in the book publishing. Makes sense, doesn't it? Yeah. They've written much, I've written the book.

And I'll tell you what, Christian, because you put a lot of work into this. I want to start with you. What's a clip that maybe says that the show or gets us started on what Gabby done is up to? Okay, so I've got my first two clips, I think, are going to demonstrate. I think it's important for people to I think are going to demonstrate. I think it's important for people to know you're going to get the vibe for the show. For if you just go with clip one, which is the theme song, and I'm not going to lie.

I wanted to hate it, but it was running through my head this week. It's not the worst thing I've ever heard. I don't love it, but it's like 3 p.m. you're at the warp tour and you're at the second stage and you're here and you're like, oh, who's that? Lushus Jackson or Dancehall Crashers? That's okay. I'm at Spiex's at, huh?

Why didn't you get the show? That's cool, right? You know, it's funny too, because this theme song reminds me of the Jim and Sam show theme song and serious XM, but by the first plants, there's just like a joke. Yeah. This is what a morning show theme song was out of. I don't there's like a joke. Like there's no place. This is what a morning show themes are with Sally. I don't think this one's a joke. I convinced myself a listener recorded this.

I don't want to know if I'm wrong because if a listener recorded it, you're like, oh, yeah, that's fine. Yeah, that would make sense. What if you're non-binary or queer and you're not bad with money? Can you still listen to this show or do you have to suck with finances? What if you're, what if you're excellent with money? Yeah Can you still listen to this show? Or do you have to suck with finances? What if you're excellent with money? Yeah, is that possible? Or is it, you're gonna turn your back on what Gabby described as the queer-dole community.

Right. You don't have any room in your heart for them. So the second clip, but heading into this, I'd always thought about like, well, what if they ever pick a show? And they listen to it and they're like, you know what, I don't hate this. And I started to think like, what if that happens?

You know, I'm like, oh, that song is all right. What if I don't dislike Andy? I would like you, yeah. So I hear the song and I would like you to play clip two. And you don't have to stop it, but I'll tell you the moment where I realize like, oh, yeah, I'm going to hate this. If you want to. What is with Gabby done? Hello and welcome to this week's bad with money mail back episode.

Yeah, I'm done this week. I am joined by Mal Blum to react and respond to your messages and emails. Let's get into it. So what energy go I got that's for sure. A lot of energy. And you know, I grew up in the suburbs of New York City right where they start to get rural. And she reminded me instantly of like 90% of the girls I grew up in the suburbs of New York City, right where they start to get rural. And she reminded me instantly of like 90% of the girls I grew up with as a small town, basically kindergarten to the 12th grade, a lot of them are the same people. I'm like, oh my God.

So I've got like all the bad chills and just recognition of like, you know, girls I would be like, oh my God, well, that's clearly the personality that you want to be around. So yeah. Well, there's no vocal fry. I got to give they them that. That's pretty good. Hey, I want to play a clip now, because I want to get into what happened on the episode,

I listened to with Tori Dunlap, is they read a book by a guy Dave Ramsey, who they both hate. He comes up on this episode as well. It seems like and honestly I listened to three episodes. I think she talks or I think they talk about Dave Ramsey a lot. So I'm excited to hear about the one-up pronouns out this show. Christian, I mean, it's too different. This is for I know Gabby will be listening with now. So I don't I don't need to be written too directly. We're not in Canada. They can't arrest us yet.

For getting thrown out, drag your lot, you're a lot closer to Canada than I am. That's true. That's very true. In fact, I think someone will be crossing through there to get to Detroit. So maybe I should be more careful. All right. Here is, uh, the first clip that I want to play talking about this Dave Ramsey fella. The first clip that I want to play talking about this Dave Ramsey fella. And I've seen him call people stupid. I've seen him be really harsh about someone who's partner with transitioning. I've seen him say some really weird stuff about Jesus.

There's been a lot of stuff about Dave Ramsey that has been incredibly sus and full of red flags. Okay, so what next? He's committed micro-aggressions. Like what else does the sky do? It must be fun to know you're better than another person by just making extremely general statement like he was harsh about someone whose partner was transitioning. As long as someone's transitioning,

no one could be called out or have any criticism against them, even if it's just a partner of that person. Like I heard he was harsh to this person and their partner was transitioning. Okay, that's the time to go on a crime spree when you're transitioning. Right, exactly. That's your shield right now. Guys, I'll be right back. Are you trying to do that?

I am now. Yeah, it's like all the driving sequences with Caitlin Jenner on South Park, you know, was always like, that was the perfect time because was anybody talking about that two months later? Nope. It's true. And so this is interesting because they're doing a whole hit piece on this guy Dave Ramp.

I don't know Dave Ramsey and I've learned a little bit about this person. We could talk more about that in a minute. But this isn't probably not how you want to start off a hit piece. Has he helped a lot of people? Probably. So this guy is a financial advisor.

It has like financial classes. He does a radio show. He does all these different things, how people earn wealth and make money. And they're here to call him out for what he says and his techniques. Has he helped people? Probably, probably a lot of people actually. Well, okay. I'm already tuned out to the end of Convert at the end. Okay, guys.

Well, in the episode that I did, if you want to play my clip, 19, 19 A, I forgot that I split it up. They talk about somebody writes in and is upset with Gabby for getting them into Dave Ramsey. But it makes almost the same point you did. My clips are probably a little longer than yours. So I apologize in advance. Oh my gosh. Two minutes log. Yeah. So just play a little bit at the beginning. Yeah. Hi, Gabby and Mel. I wanted to first blame you, Gabby, for getting me into Dave Ramsey because of your app what way back when oh I forgot about this because of your episode Way back when when you had Sarah a K a youtuber budget girl on the show explaining how she paid off her student loans

I started watching her videos and doing the Dave Ramsey baby steps She no longer advocates for him or his work, but I have to say it worked for me I did interview a youtuber called bud. I really like the style of this person who uses with the broadcasting. I really think that this energy level and keeping it up at this level all the time is actually really compelling and interesting. It's not obnoxious at all.

Girl, at one point. Having a thousand dollar savings tucked away before starting to pay down my debt's smallest to largest, made a lot of sense to me while scohing scorched earth, meant I paid off 11,000 pounds in eight months. Do they use pounds?

Yeah, what are 11? Yeah, pause that for a second. The episode that I listen to, Gabby is very fast and loose. She gets mail from from New Zealand from the UK and she interchanges the terms euro, dollars and pounds many times throughout the 40 minute episode. No shuckles though, huh? No, dollars, and pounds. Many times throughout the 40-minute episode.

No shuckles though, huh? No shackles, no duckets. But I was like, you know, what is she doing? But then I'm like, well, they do call the show bad with money. So I guess she's just bad with currency as well. That's a good point. That's kind of like advertising swear. It's like, yeah, I didn't say we don't we're talking about it's called bad with money

Yeah, just go to go to 19 B and we'll have to circle back to her co-host Mal but Just this is a good example a good way to talk about Mal for a second just the beginning of this Responding wow, okay, this is a bad time to bring up that I am leaving this podcast to become Dave Ramsey's co-host. He wouldn't have you. He hates queer people. Oh, yeah.

He doesn't know that I'm trans. I'm going to tell him on air. Oh, I would love that. OK. So here's the thing. So we pause that, Carl. So you haven't heard Mal in an episode, but you've heard Mal talk now. Would you be surprised

to hear that Mal is trans listening to Mal speak just now? No, I wouldn't think. So Dave Ramsey probably wouldn't be. Right. Probably. Yeah. But Dave Ramsey is a fundamental Christian. Yeah. That's the reason why they don't like him is because he's religious. Yeah. It's the same thing with they talk about the book Rich Dad Poor Dad a couple of times on the episode I watch. And it's the same thing, you know, it's like has the book sold millions of copies. Yes, are people happy with the contents of it? Yes, do I like this person? No. So that becomes basically that's what Gabby's book club is. What don't they like about? What's that guy's name? Because I used to listen to his podcast, Rich Jet, poor dad. Do you remember? He's a Chinese guy.

Yeah, we had him with. We had him on, uh, when I worked for Dennis Miller's radio show, we had him on. Yeah. Um, Robert Kaya Saki. Yeah. What do they know? What don't they like about Robert Kaya Saki? Uh, you know, he's problematic. Uh, I think in 2022, you just say that.

That's all you need. It's all you need. Fair enough. I mean, all, all three of us talking right now, we're all problematic. I've been described as problematic before. I know, you'll be shocked here. This is something that, do you want any more of that clip? No, I think that's, that's really the, the, the, the gist of it. I mean, if you're able to go to the 155 mark in that

close, I don't know if that's gone now. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. You said no and I deleted it immediately. Good. Good. I want to, yeah, I want to yield my time and I'll get it back for just introduce Mal to your audience. That's true.

That's really where most of my excitement about this show is. All right, I'm looking forward to that. Let me get back on our friend Tori Dunlap. So they both read this book, the latest book from Dave Ramsey, baby steps a millionaire, and they were floored by it. Their words, floored by it.

And I thought this was interesting. If you don't know anything about Dave Ramsey, it's worse than you thought. How was that possible? How could it be worse than I think it would be if I don't know anything about Dave Ramsey? Because I don't know anything about him. I don't think anything about that.

It's worse than you thought. Okay, so then the question comes up, why do you hate Dave Ramsey? And we're going to learn why. I want to first, first preface this entire conversation. He has helped a lot of people, and I think that in a way, I don't know if my work, and I don't wanna speak for you,

but I don't know if we could do the work that we do, if he didn't exist. So that's one thing. I hate everything else. For me, half of it is the financial advice is either bad or it completely fails to acknowledge systemic oppression. That's one camp, and then the other camp

is how he runs this business. He has fired folks who have gotten pregnant out of wedlock. He is very vocal about being anti-LGBTQ. So he has very strong religious convictions. Yeah. And that's basically what they don't like about him. Now, I have, I'm not gonna get into this on this episode because there's too much to talk about.

But I've documented the bad advice that Tory Dunlap gives about financial information. She's an idiot. We'll continue to document it because she has a book coming out. I can't wait to get the audio version and talk to Dick Masterson about it on a monthly basis. But even if the advice is bad, does she acknowledge systemic oppression? Because honestly, that's clearly more important than the advice. Okay. So she wins. That is honestly, that is precisely what she's talking about. In fact, it took her a year and a half, 18 months to write the introduction to her book. That seems like a long time, but there's a very good reason for it.

I so when I was writing my book, the introduction took a year and a half to write because I was like, I don't know how to like again, asterisk everything I'm about to say in the next 80,000 words with this doesn't matter if you're poor. Like none of what I'm about to say matters if you're poor. Sounds like you do know how to write that. You sounded very quickly and easily. Pretty easy to communicate there, Tori. I think it was figuring out how many asterisks to use. Yes, really. What sounds like as to get back in for seven, nine, seven, 18 months of that.

Yeah, I keep it as you single. I don't know why, that's amazing. I think that it kind of goes with the territory. Look, when I was single and had a really crappy job, I didn't watch CNBC or Fox Business because I didn't have any money. I didn't care what was going on in the market. Sure.

You know, I'm not interested in it if I don't have any money. Well, the financial feminist is very interested in what's going on. She even tells you this was her brilliant advice that we recently reviewed. She said, you should get a high yield savings account and put your money in there. I mean, that's pretty good advice right there. Putting your money in a savings account. You ever heard that before? Pretty good

style. The high yield one. I had a really bad one where actually every month they took a percent. She told you to avoid that, back account. You used Yeah, right. She doesn't avoid that, Becca Cowell. Use them over there. And give you interest. Probably I found Tori before today, I would have known better. So Tori is a little bit overweight. I'll say, I think she struggles with her weight.

I think she admitted that after the pandemic, she had some issues with that, go into the gym and get him back into it. And so she says something here that makes me think, I never want to take financial advice from her ever. Right, the whole thing is if I can do it, you can do it too. And in addition, if this didn't work for you,

it's because you didn't sacrifice enough, right? The words gazelle-like intensity, which what the fuck is that supposed to mean? Shows up so many times, and this shows up in his podcast and his work too, right? He says gazelle-like intensity. I'm like, right? He says, gazelle like intensity. I'm like, this is my other, this is like the big beef with his advice and my perspective is like,

diets don't work, we know they don't work because if the more you tell me I can't have fried chicken, the more I want fried chicken. And that's not a will power thing. That is a human psychology, human brain thing. Diet's don't work. So this is a woman who wants to give you financial advice. And it's like, you shouldn't spend your money, you should save it. Oh, I would never tell someone that,

because then they're just going to want to spend it. Well, no, diets do work. It's time people to save their money as the right advice. Yeah, you know, diets can work, by the way, if when you want fried chicken, you think, yeah, but not today. Maybe at the end of the week, I'll treat myself to some fried chicken. Yeah, that's when red mill for a while that I could treat myself to a piece of fried chicken Yeah, not that I've ever opened the McDonald's app while I'm on the treadmill to see if breakfast is still available never done that so It's had 30 crash it's always 10 30 Look for like a minute for a minute they have breakfast all day. Yeah. And that's the tragedy of 2020. You can't convince me of anything else.

The most tragic thing that happened in 2020, breakfast all day went away. Yeah. I think why do they get rid of that? Is there ever a time that an epic muffin isn't delicious? Is there ever a time? No, of course. No. It must have been an otter chaos over there.

Yeah. It was like, we got to open another grill. I have to cook an egg. I have to microwave an egg for 20 seconds. All right. So, um, all right. Well, what else do you want to hit on? Let's let's learn about now. I really want to focus on Mal, who is the co-host and what's this from listening to other episodes? Yeah. Well, listening to other episodes, I know that they are a couple. They are engaged. Oh, Gabby and Mal.

Okay. So, which I didn't know in the first episode, there was that kind of illusion to it. You just thought that they were friends. And so you start to think like, okay, I kind of get why Mal's there. And the reason why I focused on this is that, you know, I referenced that I work with Dennis Miller. I did, I worked on his radio show for eight years. I did a few years of podcasting with him. And I was essentially his sidekick. And I did okay with it. And you have to have a really thick skin. But I was terrified that all the equipment would work. And you'd turn on the mic and you'd actually be able to speak speak and what came out of your mouth was so bad that everybody would be like,

the fuck are you talking about? You know, if I ever made a joke and Dennis was like, what the fuck was that? This is why producer Chris is so quiet over here, yes. So we know what you're talking about. That's the lesson. So, with Mal, I tried to, you know, be a little bit open-minded, but it's exactly what I was afraid that I would sound like when I opened my mouth and tried to be open. Oh, that's wonderful. That's wonderful.

So, cut four is when we first got introduced to Mal in this episode. Hi, Mal, what's up? Hello. What's that? My lockage feel. Oh, wow. I love continuity. I thought it would be good.

Wow, I really do. We talked about how my mallet got broke. And so I thought I would. Plus, you know, how do you feel about sound effects on the show, you know? That is fun. I don't hate it. It's gonna make some of my scars.

It's gonna make some of my scars. Excuse me, I didn't go to four years of puppet school to be called Mr. Rogers. Dr. Rogers. Thank you. Dr. Rogers. Dr. Rogers. Dr. Ritt.

I'm actually a lawyer. Dr. Rogers. PhD. S. Quire. Okay. I actually like sound effects. I like sound effects. I like sound effects, but you know,

canned sound effects that sound exactly the way you want them to, not a glock and spiel. And Mal is a musician and is kind of a trans emo country artist. And I did go to YouTube and I listened and I'm like, you know, please say these days. Yeah, I was like, everyone know, please say these days. Yeah, everyone doesn't trans evil country artists. Move out. And I was just like, you know what?

Mal's not terrible at that. Mal should probably stay in Mal's own lane. But and the fifth clip that I have is Mal kind of sass his gabby on the art of podcasting, which I don't disagree with Mal on this point. If you want to play clip 5. Okay, this is an email from Allison. Quick anecdote, I guess you can use my first name if it's podcast worthy, but otherwise anonymous please. Sorry, it is podcast worthy because yeah, I know an Allison, and also there's two Allison's that wrote in this week, so it is actually podcast worthy. Also, I just want to give this person a pep talk.

What do you think your name is in podcast worthy? Podcasts are like worst radio shows. What are you about to say? Worst radio shows. You're worst radio shows. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? I love podcasts.

I'm obviously kidding. I'm just saying like your name is podcast worthy. It's worthy of a podcast. Everyone name is podcast worthy of a podcast. Everyone's name is worthy of a podcast. That's why so many straight dudes have them. Damn. This is a cardinal sin in podcasting. You connect into like a little aside that somebody says and you're focusing on that so much that you make that like the subject matter. It's like that's not really the point though. Can we move on? Can we just get to like the question or?

Yeah, and Malton's to camp out on a topic and really not move out from it, you know. How did it smell or feel about that on his radio show? If you focus it on the minutia too much, We would have taken a break and he would have asked me if maybe I wanted to go home early and start over tomorrow. You know. So did you grow a little bit traumatized by this experience? No, no, no. It was actually legitimately a great experience.

But you know, it's, you know, we weren't in the same studio. So it's not like he could have made eye contact. He had a studio in his house. So it was a lot of like talking during the break of like, all right, you know, maybe think twice before you talk. All right, but we gotta take a break and we'll be right back.

I'm just kidding. Sorry, I had flashbacks. I can tell you like, oh, shit. No, keep going, buddy. What else we got? All right, I wanna get to like, oh, shit. No, keep going, buddy. What else we got? All right. I want to get to clip number seven, which they're talking about. So that this, Alison who wrote in saw somebody on the train that was reading Rich Dad, poor

dad, which we were talking about. And Alison thought, hey, maybe they're a fellow listener. And I, my thought, you know, we don't need to play the clip because my thought was, what are the odds that two people on a train anywhere in the world are both listeners of bad with money with Gabby done? I think that, you know, very unlikely. But this is a perfect example of host banter that goes nowhere. Number seven between Gabby and Mel.

Dang. Oh man, I hope they're not a listener because that would mean that you are giving him book sales. I know. And also, esteem was so worried that the person on the airplane, people on the airplane were gonna think that she was reading it for real. And now look, maybe this guy's reading it for his podcast. We don't know.

You should have hidden inside of a porno. I know exactly right. Put Rich Dad porno in a playboy, hope for the best. Inside of the comic book. Right, exactly. So not only is there bad improv in there, but then there's a bad tag. It's like you already said porno, which I feel like a bad tag. It's like you already said, Pornow, which I feel like a trans individual would use the term Pornow. And all Gabby can think

of is playboy, which is fine, you know? Yeah, hold on a second. Before we judge too harshly, let's see what Bill O'Reilly thinks about that. Fucking thing sucked. All right. The huger is. us. Does she ever stop yelling? Yeah, right. Seriously, how long does it go on for? Is it still going on right now?

I mean, it sounds like they're trying to have fun in some context, but have you ever been watching football and some broad comes in? OK, now we got to do this. It's like, oh, right. Yeah, I know you make it sound fun, but don't want to. She reminds me of one of those people who you're conversational talking to them and then they say something like and

obviously I'm really funny and I'm like wait what how obvious was that you know did I did I miss everything that's where I, I'm going to take back over the first. Please, second. So they talk about one of the reasons why they really don't like this Dave Ramsey character. It's cultish in a way that he runs things. Well, yeah, I believe the main difference between a religion and a cult is the number of participants. So if he's super religious, it may seem cultish.

I could see that. And then they explain how awful it is. This school of this guy does in person. And the other thing too is financial peace university is like his big program and it is often taught in churches. My lovely Ashley podcast host, host Kristen lives in Nashville. And so he's headquartered as a Nashville.

We've talked about this a lot. The Financial Peace University is taught by people like within church. Oh, that's really good. You mean the Queen. Can you believe that? They're getting together in a church and having these conversations.

It's crazy. And then my favorite thing because I think it's really important that if you are going to read a book, you first judge it by the cover. I always say this. I always say always judge a book by its cover. And they agree with me. So I decided that we would read his number one New York Times bestselling book, Baby Steps Millionaires. How ordinary people built extraordinary wealth and how you can too. And he's just look at this man.

He's just a dad. I call him a regular guy. I call Walmart Santa. That's what he is. Regular guy. Walmart Santa. Walmart Santa. Good news, Jeff Ross. Your job is secure. Walmart Santa. Watch out Dave Ramsey getting the same Walmart Santa. Like it's a bad thing. You know, I mean how excited would I have a seven year old and a four year old

So if we got to Walmart and Santa was there, I'd be like, oh my god. This is great. You know, I don't have to You tell him what you want. I don't have to actually buy you any one of the chances. The Santa would be in this Walmart This time I know. It's magic. You just have to believe it. All right. So now they're going to talk about the systemic issues. See, the problem with Dave Ramsey,

is he thinks anyone can achieve wealth. And what these women want to tell you is that, no. If you are a minority, you cannot achieve wealth. If you're non-binary, if you're anything other than a white man. A dieter. Someone who doesn't eat fried chicken every day. Right. It also again completely fails to acknowledge any systemic issues that may be at play regardless of how hard you're working. All right, so what Tori Dunlap thinks, which is rude, is that black people can't get ahead in the U.S. So I want to have them and look to this up

because I wanted to see, you know, we've had a black president, you know, movie stars, athletes, a number of things that are pretty visual, but can you guess, Christian, I'll put you on the spot. How many black millionaires there are in the United States of America? Well, if I was going on what Gabby and Tori were talking about, I would say negative four, however, but my educated guess is I would say, is it a, sorry, just overall or is it out of like the top 500 or something?

Or I'm talking about overall, how many black millionaires are there in the US? Gotcha. Um, I would say 50. Yeah. 1.6 million. Thank you, Chris, for understanding how this works. I swear to God, any other co-host, everybody in the back, I don't 20 million. Someone want to fuck that up, Bobby, but this guy gets it. I do appreciate that. the answer is I was like Hermen Kane Hermen Kane Oh, is he black?

too I did make that mistake about the rock on a show or somebody corrected me. I was like oh, it's hilarious So what these women wanted to do is not focus on how you could overcome obstacles because of course there are obstacles, everyone has obstacles in life. But they want to focus on the fact that those obstacles cannot be overcome. And that's why Tori writes books about,

here's how you get wealthy. Well, unless you can't get wealthy because the whole system is against you. Like, oh, what an inspirational author you are, Tori. And then they're upset with Dave because he calls the people who follow his system and achieve wealth. He calls them heroes.

And this triggers Tori. By the way, I didn't speed this up. Tori is fired up by this episode. The buzzwords are God's ways, heroes. He calls people who have gone through his program here. Oh, but he's not a hero. Did you read that part? He goes, I'm not a hero.

I'm not, I'm not a hero. But everybody else, everybody else is heroes. I'm not a hero though, but I'm gonna write this entire book and then I'm gonna brag about how I'm a New York Times best seller. Which sure, brag about it. When I do it, I will brag about it. But like, oh boy, like. So he's humble.

That's her problem. But he's humble. You were right about her voice though. That sounds like the end of like a bank commercial where it's like, remember if I see you know. I'll just take this thing. I know. Yeah, or side effects.

She can't get out fast enough. She's all upset. I can't believe it's called all these people here. I'm tired of this. I mean, that's what comes over here, all. So then she's complaining about their stories in this book, about people who have gone through his program and it's worked out for them.

And she's concerned that there's not enough of a connection about who these people are. She says, he never tells you who the people are though. We don't know who these people are. So this is chapter one. This is literally like page one. So he gives all of these stories about people who have done it, which I think in a way is probably one

of the most redeeming parts of the book of like, I'm giving these stories about people who have done it, which I think in a way is probably one of the most redeeming parts of the book of like, I'm giving you stories from people because we know stories connect with people, but also like, who are these people? I don't know who these people are. You don't tell me how much they make. You don't tell me what again,

systemic issues they're up against because they don't matter to do anything. They don't matter. They don't matter. You do, but in a very sneaky and insidious way. Yup, so he's talking about Tiffany. Tiffany is this person. No, so he does tell you who it is, that.

She doesn't even say who it is. So the first one is Tiffany. She makes 30,000 a year. Wait, wait a second. They just, the opposite of what you were saying before. The I think we're alone now singer from the late 80s. She makes 30,000 dollars a year. Good for her.

She's doing better than I thought she was. Better than ever. Just never said She's doing better than I thought she was. Yeah, just never. Just never said you don't have to do that. Never did she have a song that she actually wrote though, too? Yeah, it was a slow one. But I'm thinking of Debbie Gibson. So I can't. I can't think straight news.

Right. The last talent to Debbie Gibson, Tiffany. All right, a couple more clips that I want to play on here. So this book that he wrote is all about if you follow these protocols and these steps, you'll get out of debt and you'll achieve wealth. That's kind of the whole point of this book, baby steps. So, you know, how to become a millionaire.

And they explain that you have to follow this advice to a tear else it doesn't work. So what I wrote in the margins is I'm like, you can't alacard it because to your point, it didn't work. If one thing sticks out to you as wrong, or if one thing sits wrong in your gut about this, then you're not doing it.

And you're not doing it all in. And you're not doing it right. Which is to your point, full cult, right? If like, oh, if you haven't given yourself over fully, that's why, yeah, the same thing with Nexium, right? It's like, oh, you're not seeing the strides in your life. It's because you didn't show up to this extra training or you didn't join like the women's group.

So they compare this to Nexium, right away. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but you can't take advice, Alakhar, and then blame the person when it doesn't work out for you. You can't say, well, I agree with this rule, but not this one. I'll do this, but you can't take advice, I'll a cart and then blame the person when it doesn't work out for you. You can't say, well, I agree with this rule, but not this one. I'll do this, but not that. I don't point it. No, no, no, I'm giving you instructions.

You have to follow all of the instructions and already achieve what I'm telling you can achieve. And then she's saying, well, she's, that's just like, naxia. Yeah, it's like you're driving and you're listening to directions and it says, turn left. Fuck you, turning right. Yeah, right. Fuck that. And then it's like, naxia. Yeah, it's like you're driving and you're listening to directions and it says, turn left. Fuck you, turning right.

Yeah, right. And then fuck that noise. And then it's like, what went wrong? Ha, ha, ha, ha. God, Google Maps never gets me there. But the fuck, this way's app sucks. All I do is ignore it for half the time. And that's when we can't do it.

And they're asking me what I think about pronouns. Ha, ha, ha, ha. It's call back. Thank you. Yeah, that's what we used to do in radio, which is better podcasting. We're recording that. According to that. Yeah, radio is better podcasting.

And she heard the radio lately, holy shit. It's not good. And so then they talk about there's one of the stories they tell is this woman who was in a abusive relationship and how she was able to get out of that and achieve financial success. And then the next story is the one that really got me because it's just victim blame the entire time. So he's talking about a couple John and Maddie. Maddie's prior marriage quote,

Maddie's prior marriage had been abusive and controlling. When she was angry, stressor, and argument with John, she was self-medicate by going on spending sprays. And then he basically shames her for this. As opposed to like, let's address the root of the issue, which is that she is completely normally trying to fill a void in her life

that came from trauma and abuse by spending money. That's not actually healthy at all. Well, why would you heroin addict? Well, as mom, you see, yell at him, what do you want it to do? Of course, he's going to do heroin every day. That's basically what you just said right there. I also like that she calls spending many money, self-medicating. Yeah. You know, it's definitely a coping mechanism, but there's no medication involved. You know, for rats. So in

or for Tory Dunlap, she thinks that you should just be a perpetual victim and you can justify any of your awful behavior based on outside forces and she even goes out to say this. Sitting in her seat that day, she came to a hard but powerful realization. Money wasn't the problem. It is, okay. The problem for Maddie was the person in the mirror. No, it was her abuser. It's not the person in the mirror.

It's her abuser. There's a lot, I wrote this too that there's a lot in here about heterosexual marriage. Yeah, because he doesn't believe in anything but. Okay. There's a lot going on right there. But there is a lot there. What I think it's funny is that Tori's reading the story about this person who got out of a bad relationship and this person recognized the fact that they needed to fix their life. And she says, no, you need to fix everyone around you. That's how you fix this. Like, no, Tari, the only way to fix your life is you have to fix your life.

That's how that works. That's what Dave Ramsey's trying to tell people. And for some reason, Tari doesn't understand how that works. How does she not know that? I was a little surprised. And it's more of a question of how does she know the things she does actually know. Right. If she doesn't know how many of that is a part of her. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, honestly, I would be wealthy and very happy, but I just have this spouse who's abusive, and so what am I going to do? How do you solve that problem? My spouse is an asshole. You're in a heterosexual relationship. I'm the fuck you want from me. Yeah, exactly. You reap what you sell. Yeah, I suppose. All right, did you want to talk more about mail?

I feel like we have to dress this stuff. Yeah, I got one more mail. And because Gabby is definitely equal opportunity in terms of the people that draw her eye. Susie Orman comes up, who I think a lot of people know from the business world. This is clip nine and it comes up in the sense that somebody asked Gabby if she read a book by a friend of hers. There's that part of this clip, but then the Susie Orman part is where Mal I think really gets an opportunity to shine here

and clip number nine. No, I haven't read his book, but I know Remy a little bit. Uh oh, napkin. That's fun. No, that's not what I- No, no, no. I get into, I get into, oh my god, I get into reading books by people I know and ripping them apart.

You could do that with Suzy Orman. With my nemesis, Suzy Orman. What you don't understand, Heather. What you don't understand, Gabby. What you don't understand, Heather. What you don't understand, Gabby. What you don't understand is I have a private hand. Susie Ormond and my tether. We'll hunt you for sport, Gabby. What you don't understand is that I've been doing this

since you were a fetus. And man is the most dangerous game. So come to my island. And I, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I want to use my longbow. And yes, I went with the longbow because it's more expensive and I deserve nice things, Gabby. Okay, listen, if you are a new fan of the show,

please go find my episode that I did with Susie Orman. I did, in fact, we're joking, but I did in fact have Susie Orman on this show. She reached out to me, it was a harrowing experience. I thought that was Susie Orman on the show just now. That was a spot I had in question. Yeah, well, that's what I was going to say. That's what I have to commend Malon and knowing one of bits over and

making sure that it's over. You know, you get in, you get in, you punch a clock, you make your joke, you punch out, and then that's it. It's over. So I really appreciate it. I'm not sure if this milk character is qualified to be on a podcast. But I realize that they're not as good as radio shows. Yeah, right. Even with that knowledge in mind. Wow. That's rough. Yeah. Yeah. So there are obviously a lot of things that were covered in terms of this. One of the things that I thought, this is just from a very technical standpoint.

I don't know if this was the case in the episode you heard. Just play a little bit of clip 17. It's just gonna make a point from a technical standpoint. You've heard what Gabby sounds like in the clips that I selected and the clips that you selected. This is what Gabby sounds like when they do an ad read. I'm seeing a lot of scary headlines about inflation.

Rent increases and the coming recession. But there's good news. Inflation has changed real estate and there are new opportunities for first time home buyers. Yes, so I just got that little snippet and the little bit that I know from radio and podcasting, which of course is worst radio, that the live read is kind of supposed to sound like

naturally like you and I are talking. Right. When you were on with Anthony yesterday He made sure everybody knew how to get those food kits for the oncoming hurricane He prepare with compound media prepare with compound media. You see what's going on out there. There's a hurricane in Tampa You see what's going on. Yeah, we all see what's going on how you do it right there, but sound like I cared about I'm going to add. Yeah, we all see what's going on. That's how you do it right there. But it sounded like I cared about your Lee for Perry with God about media. Yeah, exactly. And uh, use, use the code Carl and see if uh, Carl can get a little bit of. You know, you will get a discount on your first purchase. That woman is all, she's a really bad broadcaster.

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and I read it using my AirPods and it sounded like Garbage. So, that's all right. We had Dennis Miller on the podcast. He had to do it on his cell phone. Not a microphone on, no, he called a number and we recorded it. So, no, it happens. But I think this is a... You think this is a question, by the way, everyone does a dentist impression. Yeah, so the dentist impression is basically it's always the Dana Carvee impression.

Yes. You know what I mean? Because he did it perfect. Other people did it like, you know, I don't know. I forget who else, but there's been a few of them, you know. But yeah, it's basically, it's always like, the thing that I always thought was so funny he would say would be like, hit your knees, boys, every day.

Thank God you're not me. And I'm like, what? Oh my God, just imagine. If, you know, I had a home in Monocito that, and you can look this up, this is not insider information. This is publicly reported. If I had a home in Monocito that I sold to Ellen

to generous for $50 million cash. So yeah, I'm just, but yeah, so it was always a lot. But she always held out at Thal. So you had to take the brunt of that. Yeah, exactly. But you know, you noticed that it doesn't have a podcast anymore. And the timing might coincide with getting an influx of cash and just like, why would

I bother? I also noticed the last time he was on your show, he was at the golf course. So yeah, I guess he's doing all right. He was actually. Yeah. He, yeah, we, that was for our 400th episode. So that was a couple of years ago. And he had no idea it was for video and they have forgotten. But here's the thing, still did it. You know, there definitely been people like, hey, can we do it another day? And, you know, so always very good to me and my family. But Carvey really, you know, just, just nailed the impression because it's a lot of just like, you know, they mean it's just a variation on that. And he doesn't even say that anymore. You know, he doesn't say that in like 30 years.

Well, in days to fancy work with the 35 years ago. So kind of makes sense. Anything else that you want to hit or anything else you want to get into from? Yeah, I got one thing. This is this is not Malcentric, although Mal's in the clip. The you don't need a lot of background for this. So this is clip 20 C Gabby goes really out on a limb with a hot take, a very hot political take that I don't think anyone in your audience will have ever heard before in terms of characterizing

someone as a bad person. So this is 20 C. I don't believe in the great man theory of history, but since so many problems in my life can be traced to Ronald Reagan, who hasn't been a politician in my lifetime, and I'm quite glad he's dead, LOL, maybe I should start believing in the amazingly shitty person theory of history. Though someone else can come up with a better name. Sorry I know this is a lot, if you want to use this for the show, feel free to edit it down, sincerely, Jude, they them. PS, I try to listen the day of release, but when I have ECT, and it's usually on a Friday,

I have to sometimes listen to the mailbag episodes on Saturdays or Sundays. Oh my God, so please apologize for that. Yeah, she's always trying to get people to listen to the show on the day it drops, which I guess she says helps with the algorithm. And I've decided that I have to call bullshit on that because if she's right, I should have been telling people to do that for 10 years and I'm a little embarrassed. Yeah. I hate people who do a mailbag episode though. I listened to three episodes, two of them were mailbag episodes. She does a lot of mailbag episodes.

Honestly, we could do voice mail episodes. No, listen to that. But we could we could easily do things like that. It's just kind of phoning it in. But that listen to that. No, but we could we could easily do things like that. It's just kind of phoning it in. But that clip winds down. I'm sorry. Well, now that I'm interested. We have a lot to talk about it. It's down that they want to do a special on like how bad Ronald Reagan was. And I'm like, yeah, I'm but at no time, at no point do a Gabby or Mal give any background about, you know, why? And it's just very representative.

Yeah, you just said, well, because it's like, no. Yeah, they're in the, like the, like the echoey as to echo chambers, just like Reagan bad. Yes, obviously, you know, you know, you know, you know, and are there legitimately things that you could say? Or like, yeah, these are bad things that happen because, I'm sure you could have, for that, I don't think either of them knew any of them, you know.

Yeah, they're just like, oh, yeah, I got to do a whole show about Reagan. Okay. Well, let's listen to that. I mean, it's, it's not that hard to cope with a couple examples. And frankly, if you want to tell people who really sucked before you were alive, Nixon would be a better example. Am I. Yeah.

But what if you had to go after Reagan? I guess that's fine. So here's my take on. Overall, this show, Tori Dunlap, Gabby, they're talking about Dave Ramsey, they're talking about the guy from Rich Descordad. Suzy Orman. Suzy Orman, anyone who tells you how to get Rich's

probably a grifter, I think these women included. I don't like people whose job it is to tell other people how they were successful. It seems to be like a scam to me. I would never do a seminar on how to become a successful podcaster because what I did wouldn't work for other people. And I used to run it this all the time

when I was in the business world. There's all these executive coaches who teach you how to be an executive. Well, I ran a company successfully. So now I'll teach you, like, why aren't you still running a company successfully? Sounds like maybe you could be doing better things with your time if you're really that great.

Yeah, it's like the political strategist who has like the one really good campaign but like 20 where they're candid at lost. Right. But like, that's why they're on MSNBC or Fox News or whatever. That's like, yeah, but I have that one. Precisely. That's what I mean. That's what I'm

talking about. So I don't usually have a lot of respect for people like that. You have a ton more clips. Anything else you want to play? Anything else you want to get to? Um, you know, I think that we'll finish up with the way the show finished up and it does go back to Mal. I know most of my clips were Mal. I was as fascinated by Mal. So this is clip 23. And I think that Mal really shows here that in all of Mal's time as a co-host, they've really figured out how to make sure you end big with a big bang and you keep people at one for more. Clip 23. Mal, what's a you? I'm Mal Blum on everything. M-A-L-B-L-U-M, you can find my music anywhere, you listen to music,

be sure to check out my sequel to Baby Steps Millionaire, which is called Adult. What, Mal? It's called Adult Parkour Millionaire, and it's just Jeff Bezos doing Parkour. It's a book about him. Thank you guys, love you, bye. It's a novel. No.

Yeah. Done. Okay, don't hate that the show ends with just done. Yeah, I want to hate that, but that just goes back to the song. I mean, so I'm like, but it was a relief. Yeah, and it's like, you can hear even Gabby's like, can we just finish enough? Like, you know, the joke didn't work. Right. And, and it's like you can hear even Gabby's like, oh, can we just finish enough? Like, you know, the joke didn't work. Right. And, uh, you know, I talk about somebody doesn't believe in post-production. It would be a shot. But I will say this question,

if you have a bad punchline tag as many times as possible, it's probably get funnier eventually. I don't make it any funny. eventually make it any funny thanks it's not funny it's not fun exactly all right uh... let's move on to our this one comes in for everybody Adam Thoreau

and he brought us a show called school for dumb women the description is a podcast by dumb women for dumb women where we investigate the subjects you're too proud to admit you know nothing about subjects like airplanes money and candles what's up with the the intro welcome to the school for dumb women a podcast by dumb women for dumb women where we investigate the subjects we're too proud to admit we know nothing about. Every week we cover topics that you already pretend to understand. I'm your host woman Hannah Barrel and I'm delighted to introduce

you to my co-hosts, two times by his mate Caroline O'Donohue. Hey! Alright so the note the Adam gave me was a selling the same double double double double double double double I think it's supposed to be double double double double yeah, but yeah, I thought I thought it was it was a shadow to actor Robert dovey who of course just did the Hunter Biden movie for the Breitbart website. So I was really confused. It was actually not that she mentioned that. Dovey dovey. All right, so this is the host does not understand how airplanes work. I just couldn't understand how the plane was going to get off the ground.

Honestly, I woke up in a cold sweat the night before and my dad had to come down and drive me to the airport because that's how scared it was. And so I decided to research how they work. How do they fly in the sky? The sky has nothing. Air is nothing. Airway is nothing. I thought, how do they travel the world and

not just drop out of the sky? Well, air isn't nothing, so it would do better in the mud, right? In a vacuum, it would do better. So then, another dumb woman tries to explain how airplanes work to this dumb woman. Lots of speed, and speed is key. I feel like the the air is important too that it goes through. There's something to do with air going over or under. I'm like getting somewhere now. The way I'm cheating like you look at that. That's just a that's just a thing you learn in school. She could I feel like you

cheated. It also how are fish swimming? How is that even possible? I'll just drop to the bottom of the ocean immediately. It's crazy. All right, this is the last clip from the show, which maybe we'll make a feature at some point. Oh, it's cool for dumb women. This is, the host is baffled and horrified

that gold reserves are a thing. So I learned that the Bank of England has all England's money, that's fine. And then Alex is talking about gold reserves. Yeah, apparently we actually have gold. Yeah, and I was horrified because I didn't know that a gold reserve was a thing and I googled it and it's huge.

Like everyone else in the world knows about gold reserves apart from me. I knew that the existed but I still am baffled by where it is. Is it like in a cave underground or what? Yeah, it's a hidden cave underground, and there's a map. Right. You have to find it.

You have to find it. You have to find it. You have to find it. We'll show it to you in that way. We'll show it to you in that way. Maybe that's a regional thing, because we grew up in the United States. We heard of Fort Knox. We just knew about it.

Yes. So maybe they don't have a Fort Knox. You know, like, that's not. Is that a cave in the ground? What's the actual thing? We don't know what that is. But it's a tree for us. They sound Australian. So it's probably like camp didgeridoo.

Yeah, probably. So that's kind of, I like this show. That's kind of cool. I kind of like it. You know, making better is if three guys invited the dumb woman on and tried to explain things to her and tell her why she's dumb. I think that that wouldn't be a problematic at all. Oh, I see three guys right here.

We need a minute. What started showing together, fellas? Let's do it. Man splain in there. This is going to man splain in the podcast. It's not a bad, actually not a bad idea. It's called Listen Honey. Cut this out from the podcast so you and I can take meetings next time you're on.

Yeah, seriously. Someone's gonna steal this idea. All right, we have a special guest coming on right now. Let me play his intro music. Gakia! Sal D making his second appearance. And who are these podcasts? What's going on, Sal? What's happening guys? How you doing. Let's go on, Sal. What's happening, guys?

How you doing? We're doing fantastic, buddy. So, I'm kind of like in the jungle out here. You don't look like you're in a jungle. You look like a blanket for a jungle gym. Ha, ha, ha. I'm a little bit on the lamb trying to get away

from some people. So I should be back about three or four weeks, but still working out here, getting the info that we need. So it likes to be very mysterious. I think that's his thing. He's like, who, what am I up to? Who will know?

No one will know. So the reason I have here on the show today is because you've uncovered something that I think will embarrass Stuttering John. And the fact that John's trying to go after my personal life makes me feel like maybe we should expose what he's up to, you know, because this guy's a piece of shit. And he pretends to be this amazing bench

that we should all be envious of. But he's a great algebra teacher. That's true. He is teaching our children, which. If I could give everyone a mini iPad, I would. So what did you find out, Sam? What are we gonna be looking at today? All right, well, the last three weeks or so,

I've had some people, you know, I got a lot of people working on various things here with John. One of the things is those capes that we've talked about in the past, they're still out there and they're still heard. I'm in a little bit of a lawsuit right now myself. I can't say who it is, but we all know them. But anyways, so I do a little bit of background. Hold on a second. Why even bring that up? All right, I'll me ask you about this.

You're in a lawsuit right now. You can't say who it is or what it is, which doesn't make any sense. You could, you could definitely say who it is and what it is. I can't. I had to leave everything in the Twitter, um, because of, uh, this person. And I really can't say any more. It's kind of in a situation where I, I, you you know what I can explain. Let me ask you this, because you've alluded to the fact that you're either

an attorney or you know attorneys, or you understand the law, you're not worried about that type of thing. You want John to go after you, or you want him to go after someone, so he gets his ass kicked legally. Why is there, you concerned about this suit or what's going on right now?

A little bit, because I want what I have to be out there. So I'm just afraid that they're trying to shut you up. Who can kind of screw it up? I see. I see. Okay. All right. And that by the way, doesn't mean I'm not not saying I'm talking about, you know, one of our buddies that could be anybody. So just saying, you know, you're alluding that it's John and I never said it with John. I am not alluding to that. You put out a statement that was neither here nor there and I was trying to get some clarity on it. That you know what? Unfortunately, there's not going to be any clarity until it's solved.

Okay. When it's solved, the point is that you're on the wham right now and you're dressed like a Muslim woman because of it. You are correct. Okay. This is actually nothing to do with that other situation. You know what you look like? I'm involved in another. You like the guy who plays keyboards

in Return of the Jedi? You know, I was thinking that and I was just like, I don't want them to call me a big nerd. But I'll give you I'll earn my nerd credit. That guy's name is Max Rebo. Well done. Yeah, we're for job of the hot. Very good. I was going to go with elephant man. But I'm afraid Christian gets the point. He gets the point of that one. All right, so let's get right into it. Do you want me to bring this up on the screen? Yeah, bring up one of them that you want to bring up and we'll talk about it.

All right. Several weeks ago, somebody that I know had done some research. And by the way, all this stuff is, you know, you can get on a freedom of information. It's just difficult. And you know, sometimes some people can make it, you can get it quicker if you know the right people. But anybody can get this a freedom of information. It's just difficult and sometimes some people can make it, you can get it quicker if you know the right people, but anybody can get this, all right?

I was given this second hand, so again, can we say it's 100% for real? I mean, can you say anything is real? But this is off of this person's information, as you can see, the info in here is quite interesting about our friend, John. Let me read the headline. It says, and I assume this is Susanne and her representation

saying, John owes me more than 25,186 dollars in unpaid child support. Boom, boom, boom, that's the headline. I don't know what else to tell you. It's pretty shocking. I mean, this is going back to 2015, 2016 maybe? Well, he's rich. I'm sorry.

He's a millionaire, right? Because he doesn't pay a child support. Yeah. You know, the last time I watched John's show, I was fine. I was pretty sure that he had given $25,186 to a beloved chatter who was going through some difficult times. So that's probably why he hasn't paid it.

Minus the $25,086, yes, that's correct. Well, as of last year, when this guy, you know, the whole reason behind this, I used to be, I used to be friends with John and I told you guys a story in the past that you know at one point I wanted to go into business with John. I wanted to fund his podcast and I wanted to use him he's obviously he's got some kind of I wouldn't say fame but he's got when you see that ugly face then you kind of I told that guy is yeah so I was trying to maybe capitalize on it with him and me to make some money and We kind of talked about it, but we didn't do anything one day. He called me and I don't know what state He was in it was at night and he said listen Can you give me and he asked for a large amount of money and I said is this for a business or he goes no

He goes I just need it. I just need it. He goes how come you don't donate to me? How come you never't donate to me? How come you never donate money to me? And it was a large amount. We're not talking a few dollars. So at that point, I said, listen, John, I go, I just want to keep this as a business. You know, I have no problem funding a podcast

and all the sudden he hung up on me, blocked me, never talked to me again. And I was like, wow, this is guys a piece of shit. Is this before you were sale D, the super fan? Yeah, I would just know you were the same person. But I, you know, he had me, he always said, you know, advertise my stuff and do what you gotta do, you know, to get my name out there.

You know, you saw that stuff that was out there. I did my best to do that, but that wasn't good enough. John wanted money, he wanted money. For somebody who's rich, he dumps a lot of friends left and right. Yeah, he doesn't know. You don't get. He's not rich. We know that. By the way, Fuljicol is saying in the discord right now, Sal, that John is already admitted to this openly on radio gunk years ago. This unpaid child support thing. Is this true? Oh, did Monique scoop me? What's going on? No, listen, this here is information that we just pulled up two weeks ago. I don't know if it's been out there, but I'm going to tell you one other thing.

If any of you guys out there want to really go into it in deeper, pull the rest of this because there's over 100 and something pages of stuff that obviously we're not going to post up here now. But if you guys got the time and you guys want to get that information, remember it's freedom of information. Well, let me read the highlights here. So it says, I received zero child support payments from John for the period September 1, 2014 through March 31, 2015.

On May 27, 2015, the court modified the child support order through a stipulated agreement reached by John and myself. John was ordered to pay me $750 per month for child support commencing April 1st. So apparently, they negotiated down. He's like, I can't pay this amount. You know, it doesn't work for the tonight show anymore. So he says, yeah, I can't pay this anymore. So she's like, okay, fine. Can you give me this much? And apparently, he also owes all this back child support that was not paid. Is that what I'm reading here? So decirc the record, please, if I'm wrong about this. That's what you're looking at. This is the information we're given, you know, it's, it seems like this is a form that was offered

It seems like this is a form that was offered from looking at it, that it was between John and her. Okay. You know, and it was posted as, you know, as information that need to be in the court records. Sure. But it's not, it looks like a person, almost like a personal letter at that time, because there's not a lot of legality language in it

if you read a whole thing. I don't know. Well, he's pretty legit to me. It's like see paragraph 9.1 of the judgment exhibit won. I mean, there's a lot of reference saying to things that are very much legalized. Let's just tell somebody, go out there, pull the rest of this. Yeah.

I've seen it and there's some good juicy stuff, but I don't know what, you know, I don't wanna put stuff out there that, I'm not 100% sure as FOI. But you want me to, okay, I see what's going on here. That makes sense. All right, so I'll walk there and get it. You can get it, don't get out of here.

All right, there's a whole subreddit that I'll be happy to do the research on this. All right, so I wanna pull up this other stuff because you went ahead and posted on Twitter the season to sixth that I received from Stuttering John, you redacted all the important stuff. Ask me how I got this. All right, how did you get this

because I did not get this to you? Well, uh, this is your letter that came to you, right? It's like, well, how the hell would Sal D get this? Let me tell you some about John. He's full of shit. He's full of shit, my friends. He's not suing anybody. He's not doing shit. Who's gonna listen, John, if you want to sue somebody, sue me. I will gladly DM me. I'll give you my address. I'll give you my information. Sue me. Listen, this here was leaked by somebody. Who do you think leaked it?

Do you think John leaked it? No, I mean, I think maybe the, I think maybe even the people at where he's having these letters written from don't even like them. Really? Because how would this letter get leaked? It's to you. It came from somebody who doesn't like John. Okay.

So anyone in the world except John or everyone. Gotcha. Everybody don't talk to everybody that John deals with from, I want to go as far as even his lawyers or whoever. I don't know if he likes him. Nobody, nobody, who's gonna do you? Nobody's gonna sue anybody. I agree.

Like we went back in the past. The guy sues you. Imagine discovery. Oh my God, what I would do with a discovery. It would be worth paying the judgment. I agree. Just recall through discovery. I'm with you.

I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you.

I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm pay you to 100,000, but it'll be the end of your career and you're never going to want to show your face again. The end of his career. Don't threaten him with a good time. You can throw away all 100 of your podcasts, customers. You'll never going to talk to him again. Oh my gosh, we played a clip on our bonus episode from his book where he praises Donald Trump and one of the amazing person Donald Trump was. I think just that clip right there, if I put that up somewhere where Betty Locke who could find it,

that'd be the end of his career right there. He does not listen. This guy goes where he don't want, put a dollar bill in the air, whatever wind, whatever way it flaps. Yeah, I know. That's it.

I ain't dealing with you on that because he doesn't know anything about politics. He's so dumb. It's a very sad situation. You know, I think that I personally looking at somebody that's going downhill. You fake. And you know, and the problem is this, and this is what I, this is something that I've been looking at. All right, now I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, like, told you before, he's gonna end up getting sued. All right, this is gonna backfire in him. Somebody's gonna flip this and they're gonna end up getting sued. All right, this is going to backfire in him. Somebody's going to flip this and they're going to end up suing him.

Well, here's the one issue. This is the one reason why I don't think that's going to happen. You only sue people if they have something. He has nothing. No, not if you're not if you're an enemy of his that wants to see him squirm on a judgment for the rest of his life. All right, that's what you got to do. Somebody passes a judgment.

He loses. Let's say he's got to pay 200,000. He doesn't have that money. Well, you know what? That's going to stay on his, that is reckless forever. If he ever does make a dollar, it's going to have to be paid off. No, it'll be hard to get another shitty apartment in Kenoga Park. That's for sure. And especially if these tapes that I've heard come out, yeah, that's going to be embarrassing. Let me ask you this sale because you've been teasing these tapes for years now, like literally years. Like what's why do you come out? When will come out? Why do you keep talking about it? What's going on? Because the person that has them in their possession right now won't let go

because he's petrified. Who's that? I didn't say that. I know I did. What is he afraid of? Well, you know, people with actual money don't want to get sued. So, you know, and people who have the state are worried right now. And because there's a lawsuit that's actually pending now, that's kind of involved in it. We can't, nobody can release this. He's petrified, but the day he releases it, you know, I'm gonna throw right on to, right on the Twitter. I don't know what else to say. I mean, it's there.

I've heard it. So the balls in his court is what you're saying. The balls in the other person's court. I've done everything I can to let him know that, you know, not to worry about it. I think the only way that this is is going to happen is if he forges at the somebody, I'm going to be honest with that has very little to lose. You know, I don't know, you know, or it gets leaked out. I told him, put it out there and don't even write it to anybody.

Just throw them out there. Yeah, that'd be fun. She gets leaked all the time. Just, you know what you do? You put it on a laptop and just give it to a repair shop. I have to just see what happens. Like I told Shuley to pass, you might see something pop into your mailbox one day with no return address. And then you can play a boy. I love it. Yeah, let's Shuley go ahead. The Uncle Rico show that. He's more fucking priceless. Let him do it. I, let's show it. The Uncle Rico show that.

He's more fucking priceless. Let him do it. I get nothing over here. Um, say no, I, it's just some believe that a man that's hated so much has made so many people. So he's made me so much money and I'm not even known. So talk about.

Nothing. No, I know it's incredible. Stuttering John is a kind of industry. I believe Monique said that. Like literally we're seeing it grow and grow and grow all these shows that are just, we did 90 minutes on Anthony Kumi yesterday. Like if there's too much to talk about.

He's becoming a star. Unfortunately, not reaping the rewards. Yeah, not in his terms. That's for damn sure, which is the funniest kind. And Seldy will never disappear. I'm always going to be the one thorn that he never, never is going to pull out. Because Seldy has a paper trail. A blank trip. Oh, yeah. Watch out for that. So I got some clips from Stuttering John, this latest beer on the balcony. Do you want to hang out or do you get to hunt later?

Let's do it. Okay. Let's do it then. So John announced, and this was funny, on his show on Saturday, he goes, beer on the balcony is going to come up on Tuesday, and we have a very famous guest. And we're laughing about this because

what kind of promo was that? What kind of tease that? You never see Jimmy Fallon like tonight I Jimmy Fallon a very famous guest. Like just who? Yes. That's how I see it out. And tomorrow night and after.

Yeah right. Watch out for a musical act you've heard of coming up. So if I know who it is, maybe I'll tune in. Right. That's the whole point. So what's great is that they asked me who I thought he was talking about. And I said, I bet it's Larry, the cable guy.

Ding, ding, ding. I want to get my shoelie prize for being correct about that because he does have Dan back on the show. And watch out, John introduces his guest, Dan. Now this is after he reads off his roll call and literally 10 people are watching. I counted. 10 people is, so you're gonna hear the very end of that

to start this clip off. And have it with people. You. Yeah, I know. And then we have it. And now without further ado, I really want to thank this guest for coming on. I mean, I know he's got a busy schedule,

which is why we're doing it on a Tuesday. But it's all good. And I'm grateful to have someone as funny as Dan, a K.A. Larry, the cable guy on. So without further ado, I see you just ate something. Dan, so I'll way to your swallow. Okay. Hold on a second. To a smooth. So he knows better about you.

Yeah. Broadcasting. All right. Are you ready? I'm going to give him a second to finish chewing. I'm gonna give him a second to finish chewing. Ha ha. Oh wait, Dan. Yeah, can you hear me? Yeah. All right, I'm good. Fucking John always has to fuck up the intro

every single time. Yeah. So he accuses Dan of taking a big mouthful right before he's about to bring him on and say, all right, I'll give you a second which is the opposite of that. Cause he's just staring at him on and say, all right, I'll give you a second, which is the opposite of that, because he's just staring at him, like, you're right, you're right, you're right, you know.

That's not giving someone a second. Right. You can need to like, vamp or do something aside from that. So then Dan reveals that he wasn't eating food at all and John's just an idiot. Yeah. All right, I'm good.

Could you hear me? Yeah. Ha ha ha ha Yeah. How are you pal? No, I wasn't eating. I put a big dip in a big dip. Oh. So you could see what's happening right now. John's been doing this for weeks now. Is it the fourth week in a row? I'm beer in the balcony where John thinks running a comedy show means you laugh at everything. Yeah. How you doing?

Christian, what's up? Well, you can also see what's happening is that Dan already regrets having said yes. Y'all pee. Yes, that is very obvious. But it's great that Dan calls John out for thinking he says dumb as John is like I wouldn't put a mouthful of food in my mouth right before coming out. Why would you think that obviously? I didn't do that kind of idiot would do that who we kind of moron would be true to him and which while they're on camera Yeah, who would who would start to get a phone him

Say what to their mouth so more laughing from John and I'd have a sailor to their mouth. So more laughing from John, and Dan's just trying to have a normal conversation because he's a normal guy. So he's just trying to talk to John and John's just pretending everything is whole areas. Oh, I didn't know you chewed. Man, I've been chewing for a long time.

You should know that. Does that help with the accent? Oh, A little bit, does a little bit, but it helps, it helps lay off the sugar. That's what it helps do. John, these are not jokes. None of this is supposed to be funny. This makes me sad. The fact that John thinks running a cavity shell means giggling and everything someone says is it's fun. John thinks it a comedy show means giggling and everything someone says is it? John thinks it's funny.

John thinks it's funny that anybody would try to kick sugar because obviously, you know, that's not I don't know if John would understand anybody trying to quit anything. The guy's literally like, well, if it's not chewing tobacco, I shove up my nose in my mouth. So this is what I do. You're always on, Dan. Am I talking to Larry? The cable guy right now or dead. I can't tell. So this is what I do. Bwah! Ha-ha-ha! Shut up! You're always on, Dan. Am I talking to Larry?

The cable guy right now or Dan? I can't tell. Somebody jokes playing at me. All right. You guys ready for some boomer talk? One of my favorite things when these two guys get together is talking about having issues with technology. I think it's always fun.

I just, I got home about 20 minutes ago, and then I look and it says stream something. I got a, I got a, I'm like, what the, when did that have a stream yard? Now I've got to download, so I just got this new computer, so I download Chrome, then I go on Steam yard, and it says it can't operate Steam yard without Chrome. And like, I just downloaded Chrome, then I go on Steamyard and it says it can't operate Steamyard without Chrome. And I'm like, I just downloaded Chrome.

And I'm going to this whole thing. I email my man. That was John notification going off. Could that be any louder? It was so loud. I'm like, Jesus Christ, what an asshole in my, I didn't turn off my ringer. And I'm like, nope, it's John. Yeah, no, Christian, I do the exact same thing as I was pulling this clip.

I'm like, oh shit, what do I have? Turn that Christian, I do the exact same thing. As I was pulling this clip, I'm like, Oh, shit. What do I have to turn that? Let's see that again because John reacts to it, of course, because he's a morib. I'm here to the chrome and I'm like, I just downloaded chrome and I'm going through this whole thing. I email my manager, I go, this is not letting him go. Oh, Johnny, I was getting so negative and frustrated.

I was about to tell Johnny, I love him and I'll do a show, but I ain't doing it. Let's get zoomed. Because I can't figure out stream art. And then the last minute, stream art popped on. I was like, I got it. All right, we're good to go.

We are good to go. So wait a second. Is he saying that he got her done? Is that what he's trying to tell us? I like that John's lab being this like this guy was seriously frustrated with the seas like yeah I got a computer and I'm trying to get a connect in it's not working. Yeah he's kind of big time

in his life. He's never had problems. Yeah I don't like like John didn't need Hills Park to drive 200 miles to his house to show him how to do this thing. I did. All right. We're good to go. We are good to go. Hey, Dan, try and keep yourself centered to the camera because you move it on off to your left. I know. I bounce around a lot when I talk. Also not a joke. Yeah. That's what I'm going out. This is great.

This is a pretty good content, isn't it? That's why you pay for fear and the balcony. I mean, I can understand how Larry the cable guy plays a Reno's based on this interaction. I know. John doesn't set people up for success in any single way. Like, nobody, do you see my John showed you're like, wow, I didn't like that person before, but now it's several years ago. And by the way, if you're tuning in even a minute late,

all it says on the screen, Dan, so you don't know who this is, you hear that voice, you go, sounds a little familiar, but you don't know that he's got a decent, that's a decent, impressive celebrity to have on Larry Kable-Guy, but don't tell anybody that's who it is. Why is he doing it is my question.

Why is he even on this? Because he's out of the loop list. You know, the thing that I learned, especially having AJ Benzahn this past week, is there's people who are out of the loop who don't know that John is the laughing stock of the internet. And they just go, oh, it's yeah, something John know that guy, all right, I'll do your show.

That's drying up though. People are kept in God now. You know how many managers are losing their jobs every time somebody's on their side? Well, not for nothing, but do one Google search before you agree to do a show. I always do. Yeah. How many sub-resure devoted to goofing out this person who I say to you, man? I think Elon Gold will never do another interview with anyone.

Every day. Right. After talking to John. I think you retired gold will never do another interview with anyone. Every day. Yeah, right. After talking to John. I think he retired from entertainment after that interview. I don't believe in anything anymore. All right. So John wants to compliment. He talks to Dan about his fan, how are the wife and kids, which is not a great interview question,

but I'll come and let that one slide. I'm not going to play that clip. But then he compliments his wife, but not in a comfortable way. You don't wanna give too many specific compliments about a guy's wife, because then it gets a little bit weird. Oh.

Ha ha ha ha. Look. You have a gorgeous wife and a cool a shit wife, man. I mean, she's hot. I love her legs. I mean, she's hot. I love her legs. I like that she can hang with everyone. All right, this is really like to hug you.

You like it? I thought it was wrong with it, by the way, I gotta use that beginning of this as just a drop. Oh, holy shit. By the way, put that up against Jack Nicholson Joker last. Yeah, it's a simple can identify which one that is. Is that John or is that Jack? It's potty.

Grandpa L. Lewis. We should be that. That's pretty good. So John talking to Dan about how cool and hot his wife is reminded me of something that just happened on the Uncle Rico show yesterday. Our friend Vinnie Paulino was on Uncle Rico and Bob Levy told us something that I don't think anybody knew about that was extremely revealing. So we start talking about John reached out to Bob Levy directly because Bob just joined the Uncle Rico show and of course John's like, what the fuck man

I thought we were friends. So watch what watch what happens here. Bob's gonna go through all the DMs and read all the messages and then it gets crazy. You know me. I don't I have no problem with him and I said it for day one. You're just here for the comedy of it. Yeah. Hey Bob. What gives? I thought we were cool, but my friend told me you would trash me on Julie's show. I don't even trash you you I was a little shocked. I don't even trash you Oh the way John thinks and then he wrote I thought we were friends man, I go John I didn't I don't have a problem with you just ball busting you should be gaining tons of listeners from every

Shuley everything Shuley does not every angle. And I guess, surely does not hate you. He told me that. Bob can't read that. You should have him on your show and talk about it. When you come back to the area, I have a club open. You can call me and I'll book you. Bob, you have a child. I have a three, which I mean, it's truly Antony and Carl,

all these guys. I don't know who terrorizes family. I'm not into that shit. I don't know who terrorized his family. I'm not into that shit. I don't say anything about his family. I mean, that's Carl. You know, I, that you decided. That's correct. We do not say anything about his family.

I love the Anthony. That's the first place he goes. And he's like, what's it like? I get it Anthony and Carl, you know, but you have kids. So he's like immediately using the shield. That's what he always goes to. You can't make fun of me.

I have children. No, we can totally make fun of you. You suck. That's a bad fair game. The hating me and goofing on me, flarring him and not refusing to do it, whatever that means, would expect the same from you. I give you two shots if they trashed me,

but it's hard to hear when one of my friend joins in in these lunatics. And I said, you never brought up your kids and I never would either. And he goes, your kids aren't interesting, John, you are. You're what's interesting about you. You suck.

You're broadcasting. And you insist on doing it. And he brings all the kids all the time. Yes. Right. He's the only one who brings all the kids all the time. Yes. Right. He's the only one who brings up his kids all the time. Yeah. I know that. But I said it's not only he goes, yes, but it's not only my kids, Bob.

I'm just you're joining the hate that's coming the way. You're all over. Oh, reddit trash. I'm never on reddit. I don't know. Ready. Can you pronounce it? I can't. So you. Can you pronounce it? Yeah, actually.

So you think I know about it. And you know, like he said something about Colin family. I want to point something out that within this interaction that's going on, John starts it by saying, a friend of mine told me you're trashing me. Because John doesn't look at any of this stuff. He doesn't look at the haters' sites. He never follows it.

And then he follows it up a couple of sentences later with, you're all over Reddit, trashing me. So he's looking at these video clips that people are putting up of the Uncle Rico show. We're Bob leaving. He's out there goofing on John. He's like, what the fuck? Not Bob leaving. He's out there still. Friends of the Reddit. Not me. Not me. Not me. But that was even over Bob's had. Because he doesn't realize like, I'm not on Reddit. Like,

no, no, no, people are putting you on Reddit Because that's where we like to all laugh at John Yeah, remember is a late at night, and I said that's bullshit I'll be there. We have nothing to do with that. We don't condone that. We don't want that happening to anybody I love Carlos Paul. See how that I Observe and report that yeah, yeah, absolutelyerving report. That's all. And I said, listen, I know how you feel about the kid stuff and calling family members and how uncle that is that that is fair. I don't I spelled it wrong. And I will make sure I address that. And it's

not. And I go, this difference of goofing and taking it too far will let people know that for sure. And it's about goofing. I'm saying. And he go, this difference of goofing and taking it too far will let people know that for sure. And it's about goofing I'm saying. And he said, you do whatever you want, man, but as a friend, I don't think it's cool in that bullshit. And I said, I did not stab you in the back. I made it clear I don't have a problem with you. I'm just goofing around like I said.

Yeah, Bob is trying to talk rationally to an irrational individual. It's not going to work. All of this justification explaining that, hey, you know, we're both comedians and we're making jokes and you can also make jokes if you want. John doesn't understand any of this. He always goes straight to your trashing me.

Not roasting, not clowning, not goofing on trashing. We're joking, John. It's a joke, yeah, it's a joke show. Except for when I was reading the, you know, how you don't pay your challenge so far. That wasn't so much to joke. That was funny. It was funny.

That was exposing you. It was just really funny. Yeah. You know what I mean? And then he said, bottom line, if you consider your friend, I mean, shit, you say his uncle for blah, blah, blah. And I didn't write back that one. But I want him to know, I don't have a problem.

Look, man, you should be making money off of you. We're helping you do this. Correct. And you know what I mean? It's like, John, I want you to make a million dollars. I want to sign up for your Patreon. Don't be mad at me because I'm just fucking around. Hold on. Have you been in contact? When's the last time you were in contact with him before this? Okay, this is kind of a bit weird. when's the last time you were in contact with him before this? Okay, this is kind of a bit weird. This is a crazy story, which you're about to hear.

I don't want to oversell it. I'll say five Super Bowls. Okay. Me and you guys, what do you guys have? I'll explain it. I'll get into it. Me and my wife had a really big fight before we married. Yeah, she went to college with Adam Sandler. Yeah, no broke up on the internet on Twitter because that's where Loonan takes with, but you know, that's how we are. So it was official.

It was on Twitter for the world to see you guys were broke up. So that Jod slipped into her D.E. was an astronaut for a bear? No, no, dude. It was even worse I thought because he hit me up to tell me Is she have a hot potty and all this shit and I'm like and and this just happened to me Do you understand that I just had a Break up and you know how you know no matter how much of a man you are and a woman

It's tough. It's tough and and I was like yeah, whatever. I don't give a shit And and then he hit her up after that. And she had to run. He's a friend of mine, right? So now hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. You say he hit her up. What is that entailed? Did you ever see the messages?

What is he saying in this? I did a long time ago. It was just basically like, you know, it was like she thought that he's a friend We're gonna get you know, he can talk to me and that stuff, but it went a different way So he's doing the thing where he's the guy that's gonna console your girl That's what I thought that's what he thought because a friend would go and say hey Bob's a good guy Whatever, but I guess it went to whatever that,

she wanted her to spend three days with him. And then like, she actually gave, it was marriage council, Bob, I swear. I'm not mad about it because, you should, why is Bob living out mad about this? They break up, John immediately asks Bob, how hot her body is. What's up?

While asking his actor, like very, practically his girlfriend, to spend three days with him in Kenoga Park, what a piece of shit, what a shitty thing. You know what I've learned? All the people who are like, listen, I'm cool with John, I'm not gonna say anything. When you actually get them talking,

you're like, well, you did do this, you did do that. He's like, no one has a good thing to say about them when you really start to dig in underneath the surface. Not once. Not once. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, know this guy and you heard somebody's stories. You would just say, this guy's a disgusting

piece of shit human being. That deserves to die in his deathbed. Nobody holds in his hand. That's pretty much too big of a whole lot of natural causes. Like many years from now. Yes. Yeah. No time soon. Yeah. That's right. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. I mean, we need, listen, we need John to be around forever. Yeah. He's our bread and butter, man. John, if anything, if John needs a, maybe a health coach or a membership to a health club,

whatever, let me know because he's got to, he's got to get it shaped. We need this guy forever. And all you guys don't have to do is try it. Dr. Steve has tried to get him right. It's not happening. I can't believe this. So he does a shitty thing and happens when you bring up with someone, you know, it's, you're going to expect someone to swoop in.

They know, but he calls to ask what her body looks like. Hold on, they get into more of that because these guys are watching this in real time. Like, wait, what happened? They ain't talking about what he's trying at for you. But listen, listen, hold on, hold on. Hold on. I know, I know, and we started this show that you were not coming from a place of hate with John And in no way do I want you to but all that being said I mean this guy is giving you

Opportunity after opportunity to not like him and in my opinion Here's a guy who's who all this he's sitting here. He sees you and your wife for broken up. He's obviously I wasn't my wife at the time. He's obviously following her, right? Before you guys broke up, I'm sure you What's going on? Yeah, watch you. What's going on? This is you think is any different than a vulture circling a fucking thing that's dying slowly. This time it's not John. Right. I felt that I was in a really confused thing because all this should happen. And I didn't expect him to go.

But he said he said you're lecturing you about how dare you claim to be a friend of mine and go and goof on me. When meanwhile, he's supposed to be your friend and he gets in touch with your girl after you guys have a fight online and offers her three days at his place. What a fuckhead. Yeah. Has he ever met her before?

No, he called me to say like basically we just broke up and I get a message where, hey, it's okay. And I'm like, whatever. You know what I mean? I don't know what it's like. Here's what he's thinking. He's going, if she's with Bob, she'll definitely be with me. It's really a fuck you to you in numerous ways.

Newerlion observation by Shulie right there. Cause the same with Alisa Jordan when John was hitting on her, he's like, well, she went out with Benji Brock. So of course I could get her. Like that's the way John thinks. Right. Right. But not what you just, what you just say, he said, you said whatever.

Did when he texted you, did he say anything about what, well, he said something better hot body, but did he say, yeah, he had a hot body. He seen her face. He knew much worse. Right. So he already, he's seen her face. He can't find any pictures of her body. So he asked her fucking boyfriend if she has a body so he can take it to the next

step because he didn't want to invite a fatty over for three days. That's pretty lazy. Bob is just dawning on you that that's what was going on. I love videos. He's like, Bob, it seems like you haven't processed this very well. Bob's going, yeah, you know what? Actually, now they think about it. Why am I supposed to say? What's with the bike? And he seems kind of happy about it. Yeah, he does.

It's props to me. Wow. Oh, geez. What a revelation that was. And this is like the one guy who doesn't, you know, have an extra grime. He's like, hey, I got nothing against the guy You and the people who are like, look it. I'm just busting balls here. I'm friends with this guy and it's like, well actually me

I should be pissed enough because he did do that so this and that's like wow. Yeah, why do I like him again? Right. Why does anyone like this guy? He's unlikeable in every way as sale as I already mentioned on the show All right, come on more clips real quick. So Dan is married to a Chinese woman. And that's the woman that John was gushing over just a minute. They go. So Dan makes a joke that John laughs way too hard at way too hard. I don't think we've ever yelled at each other. That maybe one time, you know, but the thing

that helps her, John, is, as you know, she's Chinese, so I don't understand anything that she says. So that's, that tends to help when you really can't understand it. I've been on really well. I love when John turns into a fish, I think it's close to the camera as he's laughing. He looks like if a potato could melt. It's too hot for the potato. I'm using that picture right now.

It really is incredible. All right, last clip I have here. John wants to know what's the secret. They've been married for 17 years. John could never be with someone for 17 years unless they were tied up. Yeah, they're in some type of cage. So he wants to know what the secret is, but he can't just ask the question. He has to do it in the, oh, the still doing John way that he does.

That was gonna be my next question is, you know, because I asked Jay Leno, drop this on this show and you know I've asked a lot of people. Let me ask you again. I'm sure I've asked you before but how do you keep? How do you stay happy? I mean how many years you've been married? I'm sure I've actually discussed it before. Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, I'm a marriage. He's so gonna interview like people. So here's the deal. That is the first seven clips,

because we're gonna be in Detroit, Friday night, and I wanna do the rest of beer out the balcony with a Larry the Cable guy in front of the live audience at the magic bag. We're going to have a good crew out there. So we'll, we'll probably open the show with the rest of the interview. I'm thinking cool because I think there will be interested in hearing a stuttering John clips.

You think they might enjoy that? Yeah. That's one thing I learned very quickly, Christian, is, you know, John Bon Jovi, he says, don't bore us, get to the chorus. When you come out and do a live show, if people are just waiting for such a, just get to it and move on. All right. Now that that's out of the way, all busy, did he?

Okay, cool. Everyone's fine with that. Five minutes of drops. There might be that, too. Well, you know, Carl, you and I had an exchange earlier today and I wanted to make sure before you wrapped up my portion of the show. Yes, yes. I am honored.

I don't know if you want me to share it, I have it open on my Twitter if you want me to show people. There was a tweet that I had gotten. I did not see it. I got this tweet, October 18th, 2019. This was, yeah, so this is from, I think it's essentially it's from your guest on the Stern episode.

It says Radio Gunnko, G Howard Sternhager. So in 2019, they said, this is when I was obviously still doing podcast with Dennis Miller. Christian, I recently excavated at Stuttering John M. interviewing Dennis D.M. Z. at the 96 MTV Awards and 2000 Monday Night Football press conference. I think you should book him for your podcast and revisit it. John brings it as a guest, never disappoints, which I immediately thought that that must have been

if fake John account because they said that John never disappoints, but it seems that it's legitimately her, you know. But that was arm from Radio Gun, I believe. Okay, arm from Radio Gun. Okay, so it was retweeted earlier today, and I wasn't attached to anything with the show earlier today. I was just surprised. And it was an account that I did a screenshot and I sent it to you. Maple Leaf fan four. Yes. And I clicked on that person and you look and

immediately you're like well they're not following anything to do at the Toronto Maple Leafs or, you know, Hockey Night in Canada or Don't you? So, we know that Maple Leaf fan for is a Southern John Sack account. Yeah. Just as 100% has to be. Yeah. Yeah, but the funny thing is, and Christian and I were talking about this earlier today, is that when you're a Leafs fan, because I live near Buffalo and we have a big rivalry

between the Sabers and the Leafs, so I'm aware of this. No Leafs fan would ever make their name Maple Leaf fan. They're the Maple Leafs. They're always the Maple Leafs. It's like you said, you can't be a, you wouldn't say Yankee. You know, let's go Yankee or go Dodger.

Yeah, right. I like Dodger. Yeah, like, me, believe that's not how people say that. Yeah. So obviously, John just being an idiot. John was just looking up his name, came across a tweet from like three years ago. And I don't know, I guess he retweeted it because he wanted me to see it. And hopefully book a monopod cast. It doesn't exist anymore. Yeah, right. Which happy to book John on anything that I'm associated with. I would love to have John as a guest.

You should, by the way, you should reach out tomorrow. If you can get on beer on the balcony and be a guest at a show. I'll drive up to Kanoga Park. I have no problem with that. It only take, it only take me, you know, an hour to go 10 miles. So it'd be worth it. Kinda hate our way. So much.

It's so frustrating. So frustrating being there. That's why I just stay in the valley all the time. Yeah. If you don't get on the freeway, you don't have to worry about it. What was in Kenoga Park in the valley? Yeah, that's true, but it's the other part of the valley. It's the part of the valley that John can afford to live in.

See, I'm actually like, I'm a big shot Hollywood guy. I'm like, oh, I know where places are. All right. Sil, D. Thank you so much for coming on the show and for revealing how much John owes in child support, which is always fun. More to come, my friend, the stay tuned to my Twitter. As you guys see on the screen and it's blanked out right now for obvious reasons. And when it come back, we're going to come back strong and it's going to

be bad. and you're gonna know it my friend you guys are the greatest keep up to great work. Thank you buddy and it's at sale underscore D1970 follow him on Twitter you got he's got the hot guys. Looking good sale. Love you guys. Thanks buddy. Thanks to me just now. All right. And with that, I want to bring on our review girl, Vic. Hello. It's been a minute, Vic. Hello. How you doing? I know. I'm doing fantastic. How's the puppy? He's okay. He keeps me up too late at night, but that's my personality now. She's a puppy, Mom. That's her personality now. That's a puppy mom. That's her first. That's what she has. Vicki, have you seen our

new decor in the studio here? Yeah, it's exactly what I am. A butter face. So you got to hide the face. Yes. Although you're cute in that illustration. I show that. That means draw me way better. That's true. That's the post. It's funny because I get the opposite. You should see these show posters We have for Detroit that will be will be selling the Simpsons versions of us I've at least attracted person on these posters. Everyone else looks pretty great. Pretty great. Even Vitty passes as a person not me Well, Vitty just takes up half the poster. It's right. That is true You'll notice behind me the biggest frame on the wall.

All right. It is time. Chris, are you familiar with to catch a dab or the show we play on this, or the game we play on the show? You know, I've heard some of the other games, but I don't know that I've heard this. All right.

This is very easy. What you're gonna hear is you're gonna hear a statement from Stuttering John and then it's going to end before the end of the statement and then we're going to get multiple choice of what he might end it with. We have to figure out how he's going to end his statement. All right. Here we go. It's time for everyone's favorite game show Everyone's favorite game show. To catch a dabbler. Are you ready to play?

To catch a dabbler. First, I'll tell you about my date. All right. I just, this is kind of thing. So I drive from my place all the way to El Segundo. Because we met in the middle. She lives in Newport Beach. I live in Kenoga Park. So we met in the middle of this El Segundo. Went met in the middle. She lives in Newport Beach. I live in Kenoga Park.

So we met in the middle of this El Segundo went to a Mama Lake Cafe. I had a nice BLT in a salad. Well, I had a turkey club. She had lobster pasta, of course. Anyway, she's from South Korea. It's nice. Had a good time.

Drive all the way home. Hung out at the pub. But then I get a text from her. I said, hey, that was fun. You want to hang out this weekend? Well, I'd rather just start by being friends and I wrote back. What did John say next? Here are your choices.

Number one. And I'd rather start out with a one night stand. And never see you again. Yeah. Yeah. I have to find Two way to friends. With benefits, question mark, winky face emoji,

next. LOL, friends. I don't go on dating sites for friendships. I've got plenty of friends. Number four. Don't you know who I am? From the Tonight Show? Howard Stern Show? Lastly, thanks for wasting my time. I drove all the way to El Segundo for nothing,

for nothing, not even happy ending. To cash a job. I'm gonna go first. I want it to be five. I think it's gonna be five. I'm going five. I'm going five because that would be so rude to write that. It'd be amazing.

Christian, what do you think it is? Well, since there's not six, shut up and die-con. I'll have to go with three, which was, it's seen the most legitimate, you know, like I don't go on dating sites just to make friends because he's like, let me try and keep this open and see it get out with there's still a chance. Everyone in the discord is saying three. So that seems like a safe bet. Vic, what's say you? I do want to say three, but I'll go four. This is because it's funny. That's right.

Wow. I lose this game, but I wanted to be the funny end. Yeah, I was waiting for him to bring up the having to pay for lobster. Yeah, I know. He seemed put off by that, didn't he? Yeah, so I'm going to go with five, because he has to be put out somehow.

Okay. I mean, I thought for sure it was five, so he said happy ending. And they're like, okay, mid-sit still might be five. All right, let's say, here we go. I'd rather just start by being friends, and I wrote back, Gella, well, friends.

I don't go on dating sites for friendship. I got plenty of friends. I don't need any more friends. Well done I don't need any more friends. I don't know that's true. He doesn't have any friends. We can use some friends for sure, but I'm excited for the win. Congratulations, but let me just play the rest of this clip, but go ahead and celebrate as you don't really want. I don't need any more friends, but yes, so that's so that one's over That one's gone Z

So I'm still looking I'm still looking for the next Mrs. Melendez if you will Who knows could be you good as gold could be you and Nikki be Could be you Jillian Laman. Lamb. That's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if you are man enough to catch a dabbler. But the next Mrs. Melendez is going to be his next roommate, his mom, when he moves into her house. That's the next Mrs. Melendez. Poor Carly Pooh. Gross. We need to move into her house. That's the next mission for Leather. Poor curly poo. Gross.

After he loses the lawsuit, he needs a place to stay. All right, guys, I have to tell you that we've done it all today. We talked about bad with money, with Gabby Donne, Christian's friend, Mel. Mel Blum, thank you. I'm sure we're not done with that. Trans-emo country artist. Yep, that might have to come back again. We talked about, oh, Tori, Don Lamp, of course.

School for dumb women, Sal D came back on the show to repeat himself again, Stuttering John, did get Larry the cable guy out of his show. And boy, is he good with interviewing a celebrity? Oh, that's me. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The only tease I have is that we're doing the show September 30th. It's going to come out in October.

You know what that means? Jacktober is back. We will be hitting radio shows and ex-radio jocks trying to podcast in the entire month of October. So get ready for that starting this next weekend, this weekend coming up. Yeah. Jacktober.

Can't believe it's here. And we might do the show. In the past, the live shows I haven't streamed because it just seems like one more thing that could go wrong. I might actually try to do the live show on stream yard and Discord. I asked the magic bag today about their internet connection. They seemed confident about it.

So we'll see what we could do. That's suspicious already. I think I assume you're not gonna be in Detroit with us. No, I have to work. It's a Friday call. You got your puppy. Was I hearing your dog barking a second ago? That was a big dog. That was a golden retriever. That was not your dog. Right. That was the puppy.

So you said your dog doesn't bark. I've immediately heard a barking. No, shut the fuck. It was like five fucking minutes in, all right? Never trust a woman. No. Pretty secret. Christian Blatt, thank you so much for coming on the show. Never trust a woman. No. Pretty secret. Christian Blatt, thank you so much for coming on the show. This was a delightful experience for me.

Yeah. Wonderful. I told you. That was actually for you. Oh my gosh. No, no, no. I look, you know how many more clips I have of Gabby and Mal. I'll just be listening to them myself down here in the basement by myself because I don't

enjoy them. Honestly, there's still 30 clips to get to. We should do a post show or something. But people should check out the the black cast. Like I said, Don Jamison's the most recent episode. What else do you have going on? Yeah. So you can subscribe to the YouTube channel, black cast, and it's spelled B-L-A-D-T-C-A-S-T.

We have that show. We do a show about Marvel movies and TV that you can also get there. Interviewed Rachel Bowling from Skid Row earlier this week. That will be in our audio episode on Friday. And, yeah, you can also find a show that I do for the Geekscape Network. It's a book club once a month. Very geeky as the name implies. We read the comic books collection that we probably should have read at some point in our lives But never have we'll be doing Sandman the hot Netflix show As a comic book at the beginning of October

So please find me there and on Twitter and Instagram at Christian DMZ and I feel like John is going to be messaging me after this appearance Yeah, probably why I know him have you him? Have you, uh, you know, I've never been in a room with, uh, John Melendez. I, I've, I've spent probably more time with J Lendo than John has, though, in the last five years. This is a dumb question, but you talk about comic books and being in nerd. Are you familiar with comic book men on AMC and, and Brian?

Yeah, they can't miss a show and all those. Yeah, absolutely. So Brian Johnson is actually going to be at our show with us in New York City October 15th. Yeah, and Erock has a great show with him. Yes, there on. You guys well, yes. Yes, very good.

So look at this. Erock isn't even here when we're promoting his show. Awesome. Well, he's going to be in New York with us as well. So definitely want to promote that. That'll be a lot of fun. All right, Christian, thank you so much for coming. I was great to meet you and to have you on here.

Absolutely. Happy to do it anytime. Nice meeting everyone. And thanks for everybody in the chat for being so kind. All right, cool. We'll have you back. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out what's for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the must-vis.

Of Morning radio. And now the show is called for now. Okay, great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. It's boring as shit That's fascinating, please go on What is going on there? You're the man who killed me

Bullshit You're not Carrie's man Bullshit You're not Carries met this dude is fucking corn You know who are these pod curse I don't know I don't get it makes no sense. Reveals, Reveals, Reveals with Vic. Vic, do you ever review for us today?

I do. All right. Um, this first one is too white and lean to the right. Uh, he says Carl Limberger stinks up the internet. Can't wait until Stuttering John starts nailing Jen and moves in a Carl's wood-paneled basement. Fuck you! Ha ha ha.

Sounds like a five-star review to me, Vic. It is. Yes. Thank you very much. This next one is a meh, and all he says is yawn. So for not a fan. All right, I want to give respect to this one. The people who write 18 sentences about how much we suck.

It's like you seem to be invested. But if you think we suck and you just go up there, yawn. Then I'm like, okay, this person actually does not like us. I believe it. Is that true? It's a five-star. Whoa!

Through me off completely, I went out the whole thing. They're just sleepy. Yeah, they can be looking at me. They're actually Casey's, you before Dirt. Oh! Dirt. This next. Dirk. Dirk. Dirk. Dirk. Um, this next one is a hard pass with a lot of exclamation points. He says, I have many itchos with this podcast.

Is that all? Yeah, that's it. Okay. Is that a two-star review? That's a five-star. Yeah! We're killing it! Was there a reference I didn't get? Well, I don't pronounce words over here. Oh, that be my guess. That'll chestnut be my

guess. And I'll go ahead and do this last one. Okay. This is the Stuttering John podcast by Kirby 16. Everyone, every episode is the same. It feels like you're too lazy to actually be creative. I hope you pigs die soon. I swear I've heard that review three times now. No, why in fuck? I mean, they might be reposting it, but it's from literally today. Okay.

So I can't be fucking up. So, so another word, people keep using this too lazy to be creative. Cause that's the thing I keep hearing. And I'm like, wait a second, I've heard that before. It seems to be true, you know, if it's said so much and I'm like wait a second I've heard that before it seems to be true You know if it's said so much I work seven days a week Do any pockets and this is my fifth podcast in three days

Fucking lazy I get a day off tomorrow of traveling but I get a day off tomorrow Anyway, oh, we're gonna do a meet up by the, if you're in Detroit, we're gonna do a meetup tomorrow night. Let me, how many stars was that? That was fun. Before I got out of myself. That was a one star. That was. Now I'm very confused.

I don't know what's going on. We're gonna do a meetup tomorrow night. I don't know what time yet. I gotta figure that out. But it's a place called Oak City Grill, and that's in Royal Oak, just north of Furndale, where we're doing the show with the Magic Bag on Friday. The Royal Oak, that's right.

I said good day, and I meet it. Have a great day. All right, it's screw. Oh, there's two drops. All right, someone's earning their producer money over there. Oh, I don't know. Vic, I feel like we haven't seen you in a minute. Yeah, it's been like a week or something.

Nice to have you back on the show. You were missed, of course. So happy. You saw that we posted Hannah's number on her Patreon. So now she's getting the business. I still get Purple's text, and that's all I went in life. Purple sends the cat, right? Purple's my homey yet.

Yeah. My best friend. Can we talk about how drunk Purple was at our Creep Off live show in roast? Oh yeah. He was in the front row doing his own show. While we were doing a show. I looked out of his yelling something. Oh, he was competing with his neighbor. There

was two shows, three shows. A lot of people were yelling. Yeah. During that show, we love you, Parable. Well, that's the thing, Carl. You don't, you don't, you know, do anything with the fucking audience at all. They come there just to watch you and your ugly face, spit out words mostly and correctly. And then that's it. And then you're like, hey, like what's something to me? The description of her live show. A couple get my stupid face. Well, in New York, we're gonna do the dabble battle. So there's that. So there's that. What do you think we should do as far as getting the audience involved in a live show, Vic?

Listen, you could play. I did like the live in person, like you grab people from the audience to fucking catch the dabbler who said it. Oh, so you're wrong. We actually do. Oh, my God. Like that one thing, Carl. You're right, bitches are stupid, and they're always wrong.

See? That's our new segment. All right. Let's hit these voicem'm stupid and they're always wrong. See? That's our new segment. All right. Let's hit these voicemails quick and get out of here. The rivalry between stutterers and the clubfoot community goes back to cave man times. So this is John. He's just jealous. This is nothing different.

Back in the cave man times, the clubfooted people were considered basically celebrities because the clubfoot, you could hunt with it, you'd use it as a tool to weapon and stutter or just stupid, useless, sacks of shit. See this has been going up for thousands of years. John doesn't realize that. I'll always have your for hand. You say celebrities. Well played, sir. Very well done. I got a little saucy. This past show talking about vaccines in the COVID.

You brought it on yourself. Yeah, I did. Yeah, Mr. Hamburg, this is the thought police. We heard the conversation you had with Monica, radio, down, for any of you who come down to our offices and have a conversation about this. Hope in 19 things. Why don't you come on down yourself, free man. Right on down to our offices here.

Think you know where they're at. I don't. I can see your classes, your smart fellow. Get your ass down here, hamburger. That's not Chris Hanson. It started as, you know, we're the thought police, or is he had to say that he had, he's like, you know, we are, right?

Yeah. You know what? What? No. It was weird. Oh, bo-dandy Harris called in. Oh, finally. I know.

So we've obviously gotten on his radar. He's been tweeting at us he's very interested in what we have to say about him Hey, Carl it's Bo that is This is how I talk. Yes, and I'm saying I do know what you're saying I hear you open playing my music on your podcast. I wouldn't call it music playing my music on your podcast. I want to call it music. Well, maybe you don't know this, but

Liam's song is scurvy. Now, just because I cope, like five who lay on co-a-loos, don't move on them. No, sir. I'm not going to raid no food, no, I'm sorry. I'm a fixin' to how I want to name them big sea chicken loaves like Michael Poopuck. So you all better sleep from the sea. Consider this your warning. All right, call Alright, Coleman back. No one thinks you're dumb because your voice, it's because your face. But everyone thinks you're dumb.

Right. That wasn't the real Bo Daddy Harris, I don't think. Way too articulate. Yes. I actually understood the words he was saying. So couldn't possibly be that. Yeah, it called man. What a great new episode. They could just put out there. I swear, man. I'm great new episode they just put out there. I swear, man

I'm not even gay, but like I pulled on my pants and I was I was just fucking just stroking and just like he just a little bit, you know, and then all of a sudden man, but fucking just Holy hot guy started showing up on the show man You know, I took me down and you know, Anthony Cuvio, geez, I was, I had to put the fucking headphones off and just grab my cock and balls with both hands and, you know, anyway, great show. Don't come back, fuck you asshole, bye.

All right. So I got a lot of those voice bells. I mean, that's supposed to be the oldie guy. We got real hot bouts. Yeah, people got real hot bothered with AJ Benson and they could be coming out this show. Who wouldn't? Yeah, I was a lot going on.

So when I was on the Dix show, I told a story about how I hooked up with a girl who had been chained for legs for a couple of months. And I thought for sure that I would get Sean and dick, oh yeah, I know about that. And now that was not the case, I was going to be like, wait, what? What do you mean? No help. Oh, yeah, I know about that. And now that was up to KT. I was going to be like, wait, what? What do you mean?

No help. Yeah, no, I'll put all. They actually have standards, Carl. Yeah, apparently. So this is someone call again about that. Hey, Carl, I might have also been to check with Harry legs, but same thing, Michigan, you know, whatever up north But it wasn't like I was really that much older

No, I mean it's not a teenager like this wrong with you banging a chick with hairy legs like How to get those nodes first man? Are you just a boomer? Oh? No social media that's the issue. I see, okay, yeah, social media's the issue. Yeah, okay, bye. I'm not sure what the point of that was. I know that I brought in social media as the biggest problem in the universe

at a different show that I did out in the way, but I'm not sure what he was talking about, but yes, thank you. There are girls who want to go with a winter time. This is something that happens up there No, are there my crazy? There's some going to let go after you get married to them. And they're just going to become obese fucking beached whales. Not my life. That's where it begins. Not my life. Definitely not. Okay. I'm worried about you. Yeah. What do you say? Yeah. What are you going to

do? I'm still skinny. I know. I know. I know, I have too many mental illnesses to get fat too many mental illnesses I've never heard that phrase before it's a perfect mix Could literally drive you crazy So you're saying you're invincible too many mental illnesses Hmm, I need to be some attractive about you back All right, buccaki Queen, Carlton. Yeah, yeah. No, I know, Crows.

No one listens to this part. He totally lies about his numbers. Oh, hi, Carl. It's the new Kaki Queen. I wanted to let you know that I was contacted by Starring John and yes, I told him that number one, I am the muse for W.A.H.H.H. and that you voted for Hillary Clinton twice. Fuck you, Carl. So Fukaki-Kuim getting it on the goofy got AJ Benza.

Benanza! That's what going on. We were able to dress this, yeah, but it was very funny. As I picked up on him, he was talking to someone about it. It's like, what else in this show? Does anyone even know about it? I can't tell. I don't know what's going on.

That was kind of funny. Carl and Monique, sitting in a tree, F-I-S-T-I-N-G. First came love, then came marriage, then Monique elbowed deep in Carl's and the carriage. Oh! Not bad. Not bad, I enjoyed that. Here's another person goofing out AJ Batonza.

Yeah, if they don't trust me, if I just mix some edgy jokes and a voicemail, I'll still feel anykin' right? No, I don't know how many viewers I'll have. Just trust me. Shit, no. Hey, who are these podcasts, huh? Maybe you should have reviewed a good podcast. But producer Chris, huh?

Well, why don't you produce a good joke? Call me back. Please, I really need a fucking job. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that and I forgot to tell you a story. I forgot to tell you a story. One time Lee Harvey Oswald, he called me and he said, I need a gun, EJ. And I said, I don't know where to get guns anymore, man. I haven't gotten guns in 10 years. When he said, come on, please. I'm like, oh, am I the only person you call? And he goes no, well anyway, I ended up calling a hundred people and eventually I found somebody to get him a gun because he was going to find one anyway from somebody else

so you might as well have found one for me. Yeah, and I don't regret it, I don't regret it, Lee Harvey Oswald, don't regret that. All right, take care, let me tell you another story about the wall. Don't regret that. All right, take care. Oh, let me tell you another story about the time that's enough. I get it. I get your joke. It's pretty good. I played a voice on the last show where there was a guy player for calling Paco out. Said he wasn't even a real Mexican. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was rough. Disturbing. I'm sorry, I've even played that. I should have put a disclaimer and the episode will he call back and what's up carl uh... player for here the guy who called in and

told popgo you wonder if he wasn't a real mexican uh... popgo i'm just kidding around and i thought it was i just want to allow you up so i don't know if you call in and got all riled up or if you called in and pretended to be the bigger man or you called in and it didn't even call in. But I just wanted to see, you know, you get really mad. I actually like Paco. I think it's pretty funny. Keep on doing what you're doing Paco. You're the realest Mexican.

All right. Paco actually didn't call in with shocking. Yeah. I'm glad to hear that because everyone loves Paco. He's hilarious. Do you guys remember on the last show we played, it was The Howard Stern Show, and they picked up a collar in Detroit who said when he heard that prank phone call, he had a pullover to the side of the road and he's cute. Yes.

You won't believe this coincidence. This is how big WTPS become. It's, we have a global audience Carle holy shit real listening to that Howard turn up so that guy who called in the house turned the throw up out of the road I saw that guy There's a guy who saw the guy who puked out the thing because of the Howard search out. That's crazy. Who was this in the show? I was out the Drew and Mike show and we did a quick segment on Tom Brady show.

It's called, let's go. There's an exclamation point. So I see what it's got. And I guess second on Tom Brady's radar, which I'm surprised because he's in the middle of an NFL season. And he seems like he'd be busy with that and his family following a part and everything else that's going on. Fairly not. Hey, Carl, this is Tom Brady, you're a cunt. All right. Fair enough.

And then finally, here's a couple of voice mails from a long time friend we haven't heard from in a long time. It's been on the show before based in the Detroit area. So I'm excited to hear from them because we're going to be in Detroit. I'm flying out tomorrow. So I'm excited about those. Hey Carl, is the podcast hitman just walking around downtown Furndale checking out the sights? Just walking around downtown Furndale checking out the sights The indetroit buddy. Oh I guess it heads out Uh-uh, I'm back at me, guys. I'll call it again

All right podcast fit man here gun. I'm gonna fucking stab you. Oh Jesus Taste awful podcast. Have you want nothing to do with me? Yeah. Well that's disturbing. Jesus. All right, actually I should not have given him the address to our Airbnb now I think about it. In hindsight, that was a bad decision I might fire.

Not to mention our whole schedule and I did a hurry. Is there a basement? He loves the basement the best. You know what to do that. All right. Well, Vic, you will be missed. This is the first live show that you're missing for WATP. Yes.

For WATP. Yeah. I don't care about the creep off. Obviously. The creep off doesn't count. Yeah. I'm off into it. I talk about the creep off.

Never. By the way, that was funny. So Vinnie was on Uncle Rico yesterday. And I said, I'm just a cow. Yeah, I'm off into a tiger with a cream bomb, never. Oh, by the way, that was funny. So Vinnie was on Uncle Rico yesterday, and I said I'm a no. But hey, I watched your episode. You were great. He was very funny on it. He goes, oh my God, Carl, I forgot to promote who are these podcasts. I go, dude, I'd be the last person to call you out of that.

But it would be great if you said it's fine. Shut up. I know. I should have bought their fucked up. This is why. Yeah. This is why I can't even show anymore. Anyway. Vinnie's great. It's fine Vinnie's great we love Vinnie right? Yeah, all right cool Vic thank you so much for coming out I was lovely to see you of course what kind of dog can you bring your dog into the frame? We can see your puppy. Yeah, give me like two seconds

I got I got two seconds for this Everyone wants to see Vickex new puppy, right? I'm seeing a lot of nose a lot of fuck off. So I did not a chance Fair enough Wow Whip whip that puppy out. What? Nothing.

There's a cute dog right there. Oh, he's adorable. His name's Panda. He's a little corgi. Panda the corgi. I don't want to show his penis. Wow, I don't want to look at his penis. That's fine.

So wait a second. Our other review girl, Hannah, has been Paulino as a dog. You couldn't name your dog after one of the videos. If anyone, it would be producer Chris because he's the most handsome, gorgeous person ever. And you see his hair. That had a hair. Yeah, it's amazing. You know, it does his hair. Any jingles. And it's right. Oh, that's a, I'm trying to make him gay. So he has to look very dapper. Very nice. Congratulations, Becca. It was good to see you. Of course.

All right. See everybody in Detroit. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episodes. Oh, wow. That was a great episode. That was really great.

I'm glad you guys did it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Alright, see everybody in Detroit. Okay, folks, guess what? The episodes? Oh, whoa!

The episode! The episode! That was really great! I gotta go, goodbye. Goodbye!