Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep348 - Live in Detroit

Episode Date: October 2, 2022

First things first, I didn't do a great job with the audio. What you're hearing is Producer Chris's Zoom recorder in the room. Everything I recorded was over modulated. But, if you can get past that, ...this was a really fun show. The Magic Bag was great and everyone who came out was pretty cool. We cover Beer on the Balcony, Dave and Chuck the Freak, Mike and Jon Got It Going On, Sarah Silverman, Nancy Grace, and Free Water. And how did we cover so much? Well, with the help of Cros, Trucker Andy, Producer Chris, Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Brandon McAfee, Vinnie Paulino, Eric Zane, and Jenny Jingles of course. Come see us in NYC on 10/15: http://watpnyc.com Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello guys! Hello, Robert Dexter, Cousin Rouge. Welcome to another one of the four of these podcasts and the Carlshow. The opening show that's cool, that cool yo's body, of your house, Carl. With me today is producer Chris. Trucker Andy. That's got shit. trucker Andy, let's go! Chad, Crowsello! And coming up in order of importance, we have Trule. We have Mark Fowler, we have Brandon McVeigh,
Starting point is 00:01:03 we have Chad from the Jigdo department. We have Fannie Paul Lino here. Yeah! And we have Eric Save in the house. Yeah! Please go to who are these kind of your email address, voice mail number, link to our summary, link to Discord server, link to our merch and thanks to our YouTube channel,
Starting point is 00:01:22 link to our Patreon and Supercast feature, two exclusive one of the episodes every single month we just dropped another installment of Easy for You to Say. We did. That was a good time. Tomorrow night, October 1st at Odessa Y with the Brothers Quartes, the Isotope's Applied and Way too long to come down to check that out. There's a note from you right, promote the isotope show.
Starting point is 00:01:46 isotopes, tomorrow night. October 15th, we're in New York City, W-A-G-P-N-Y-C. It's where you can take some of that also. We encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review of the podcast that shit all over us in the comments section. Tinday, we'll be continuing our review of Bear on the Bell, give me a people. People, what we're about to show you is not even legal. This can turn
Starting point is 00:02:14 into like a wedding bruise or gym Boris and incident here. You're showing you illegal information. You're gonna weapon out on stage? Something like that. But before we do that Tony Muscrat wrote a new parody song that he sent to me this afternoon and I have to play it for it because I enjoy this point of that Would it be nice and we Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger than I was till gainfully employed? I wouldn't it be nice to have a family now, my only friends are my head rose Drinking colds until I pass out, waiting for the 21st to catch out Wouldn't it be nice to still be married?
Starting point is 00:03:10 And still be allowed in my kids' lives Now it's been my case crawling to Twitter I do harass Bob Lee V's wife The troll say that I'm a damler. I watch my wife fuck out. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:03:36 I'm sorry. To confirm the performance. Well done, Tony Muscaram. Well done Tony Muscaram! Quickly, be coming my favorite person ever. Seriously. Alright, so we started playing Clubs to this on the last episode. And so we have very the cable guy, is out of the beer on the balcony. His name is Dan.
Starting point is 00:04:01 And Dan explains the key to a successful marriage is a great wooding leave, never quite about things that don't matter, and taking time to appreciate all the good things in your life. These are all things that judge really so can I feel like. What John decides to do is ask this question as a follow-up. It is concerned it might be a little bit personal. You guys tell me what you think. I mean people treat politics like a relic. And it's all in a pool. I think those three things are pretty important.
Starting point is 00:04:34 But then, I'm not my little personal, but at the end of my marriage, I was married 13 years and you know, you know, there was no sex anymore, so how did you leave the sex like this? He might be a little person. He might be a little person. Are you fucking, cause this trans-supremor, he's asking his crowbar question. Oh shit, he finally has a big celebrity out here,'s been talking about for weeks now excited. Yeah, and that's his first question. I also like how he's been promising a big celebrity name and then he put it instead of wearing the cable guy under his picture. It's just a damn damn. I thought I was just fucking over. I thought I heard his voice. It doesn't, I mean. Oh, it's Dan from Nebraska. Good cats.
Starting point is 00:05:26 Congratulations on that. Dan Whitney, by the way, is his real name. And I'm telling you that because that's going to come in handy later on. John asks some very dumb questions on this episode. It was a lot of fun to clip. I really appreciate it. He's got a question, Dumber, that why has it
Starting point is 00:05:41 by wife, fuck me, in 20 years? So every S that question, Dan, because by the way, Dan gets to you with a question from a mile away, so he has time to figure out what the answer is going to be. So Dan says pornography as a joke, and watch John, he doesn't even connect to the answer at first, and then when he realizes it's a joke He cracks up way too hard. That's one of the things that gently is new is comedian buddies like whoa, we're all having so much fun here How did you keep the I didn't keep the sex life inside? I saw I get a hair saying bad stage where were saying like, we don't do anything, it's just the clip.
Starting point is 00:06:28 It's really, you have a clip like that, like I just got, okay, that's that. Johnson and I did, so that's fun. He should have said, I start with a bar of scope, you may have heard of it. I hear who she am put. That's a good place to start. His brain can process that joke very quickly. Do you notice that? It took him like a beat-a-half to figure out that was a joke. He's like, a quarter-duck, he's like, oh, he's joking! Oh, good-bye! That's why it's bad mixing the big box.
Starting point is 00:06:55 He a great, a fair no-one. Imagine that, starting the odds of daily in the dollar short. How does it all just go? So, John's very impressed with Dan's wife as we talked about previously. And you'll never guess why John's so impressed with Dan's wife. And I'm going to love the better Dan is that even when I met her, you know, acting kind of just, you're so damn kind of hurt and cool. Like, you know, I wasn't like, hey, I'm Larry and the cable guy's wife. You're just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, what know, what was it like, hey, I'm learning to keep a guy's wife. You just want to be like, I'm just welcome all the girl. So this is what's impressive to John.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Is that she's not going out out there and saying, I'm famous. And you should recognize who I am. I can't leave. She doesn't do that in general's world. That's all you should be doing all the time. That's all he does. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:41 But literally, she's so cool. She's just like, is a person. Well, yeah, she's a person. She's just like, is a person. Oh yeah, she's a person. It's not that impressive, actually. And actually, you know what's that impressive is? The jokes? That his wife writes, so Larry starts talking about Larry. What a damn.
Starting point is 00:07:56 I don't know what it's got to do with Larry. I knew her Larry. Larry starts talking about, because he's talking about his act, how his wife writes jokes for him, and then he tells one of his wife's jokes. How many's hard? I mean, she wrote a joke for me one time that I've never done on stage because I find it too disgusting.
Starting point is 00:08:16 What is it? She said, you know, and this is, I think this is true, and a lot of America's. She said, you know, when we were first married, you would leave a little stain in your underwear. And you were so embarrassed about it that I would find them wadded up in the trash can somewhere because you didn't want me to see. She goes, now here we are 15 years later, you're basically taking a shit
Starting point is 00:08:47 at him and throwing him in the hammer. Oh, glory! That's a lot of nuance or subtlety to that you know. It was a top-mire. It was a top-mire. It took a while to get there. So I guess Dan will be writing his own material going forward. So then because John's terrible at interviewing a celebrity, they get into these very boring conversations about Dan's five-year-old son playing Tebal and this goes on for a while. My kid, my boy,
Starting point is 00:09:35 was a good baseball player when he was little. I mean we're talking with you know he ball and stuff but when I used to pitch that kid, he could hit a wickable like nobody's business. And when he went out for tea ball, maybe he's whacking up that kind of tea. And so I, when most kids, you know, they would throw underhand pitches or, you know, I would just throw a rate of pitch, not a fast ball, but I'd do a fast. I'd do it like, and he would whack him. And he was good. He was a good, he had great hand-eye coordination. Oh, boring! Boring! Why are we talking about this?
Starting point is 00:10:18 Shall I pick this bowl? Oh, yeah. I was ready for Janna to say when I was five. Oh, yeah. I'm playing short-sad, but let me tell you. It turns into a double play, it's a fine time. Instead, he talks about his son playing baseball with Rain Wilson's son, because he has a name drop, which is not impressive. He dropped! And something tells me he has no stories of
Starting point is 00:10:40 he himself playing with his children. No, of course not. No, but I think he was there one time and saw another celebrity. And Dan goes, well, you can count the basses. That makes sense. There's the other LA celebrities there. Like, yeah, it's not that surprising.
Starting point is 00:10:56 By any chance to be imagination. All right, I have a question for all of you fine folks who came out tonight. And I do appreciate everyone. Woo! Welcome to the show. All right. Thank you. find folks who came out tonight and I do appreciate everyone. You know Tony Michaels accused me of running out of venue and Nashville and paying for it and still pisses me off so I appreciate you guys on coming out.
Starting point is 00:11:16 So we can show Tony Michaels. Thank you for the start of your time. It was a lot of fun. You should get into it. We had a chicken McDonald's over there. No sauce for my McDonald's.ungies, come on. This high-toward is just a revenge book. Basically. Drive in, drive out, drive out. So I want to ask you five folks, how long do you think it will take? John to ask them what his take is on Will Smith's slam in Chris Rock.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Alright, put a number in your head. We'll see if you were right about this. So, uh, I thought to get you perspective on it, why? Something like this. I thought to get your perspective on it, like, something like, well, I know, but I'm as a com, like Chris Scott, he can speak that joke to be Academy Wars, and most of that comes up in a bunch of things. Slaps it.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Now, you are a com, make that little go-out on a limb. You know, you are a comic that will go out on a limb, you know? You know, you're not exactly always PC whatever, but I don't think, I don't think with Chris Brock, I mean, how do you feel about that? How do you feel about that? What's the question you eventually got you? The answer was 36 seconds. It took you 36 seconds to just say, what's your take on that? It's pretty big-dash-ville news, probably.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Yeah, I haven't taken it. And the cable guys, are famous while he's trying to understand what the fuck is going on. Look at him. Should I call an ambulance? What's going on right now, sir? Are you okay?
Starting point is 00:13:02 So then John follows this up with his take on it, because I don't look you guys realize this, but comedians need to protect each other, and John is one of those comedians. We're not a light and official, so it doesn't matter what we say. That's what I mean. It's an comedy club.
Starting point is 00:13:19 You're comedy- comedy! And boom! Hot tape! That's why Johnny is his own show, none of you do. That's why I really don't know. He's got those hot tapes. The funniest part of that segment was an unintentional joke
Starting point is 00:13:39 where Larry the cable guy said that he was carrying a lot of props. Yes. Yes, that was actually... I don't think he meant that as a joke. No, he did it. That was hilarious. Pretty good. You gotta give him props. Why? He brought his own. I tagged, I didn't need to. I didn't need to tell you guys I got that.
Starting point is 00:13:52 I deserve that. I can have you. So then. I can have you. I can have you. So then. I can have you. I can do that music. So then, we're talking to them, right?
Starting point is 00:14:11 We gotta get it. We gotta get official live show booze and a trap on the board now. Booze! Booze! Booze! I'm so happy. I think the ball takes me to the kitchen. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I think the ball takes me to the kitchen. I'm so happy.
Starting point is 00:14:28 I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.
Starting point is 00:14:36 I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.
Starting point is 00:14:44 I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm trying to tell her? What I like about Dan is that he tells John to his face what a piece of shit he thinks he is but John doesn't pick up on it and I'll try to find any final. You know, and that's why I say, John, um, politics, people that make politics their religion are the most dangerous people out there
Starting point is 00:15:02 because when you do a joke, a political joke that's on about them, you've almost glassed in one of their bodies. And you almost what? You've glassed in one of them. Okay, because politics is a relate to a lot of people. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
Starting point is 00:15:27 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
Starting point is 00:15:35 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
Starting point is 00:15:43 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm a co-span, is that similar to the end? I know about that. I just learned a new word and I killed it immediately. Yeah, let me use that word for the next three shows and around. Not stop. Alright, so I mentioned that very the cable guy is Dan Whitney and the reason I mentioned that is because you might notice behind Dan Todd, on his chair, and that's top. All right, so I mentioned that very the cable guy is Dan Whitney, and the reason why I mentioned that
Starting point is 00:16:06 is because you might notice behind Dan Todd, on his chair, there's a W. Now, an intelligent version, we know why that is. Chad is not an intelligent person. Damn, I gotta ask you some fucking... What's that W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w- is that W-W-W-W-Chef? Huh? Money-Chef? Yeah, my last name, Whitney.
Starting point is 00:16:30 A long journey, a long way. What a boom! What a big fan. Yeah, this is Stanford marijuana. That's too much research for his never-ending. Oh, he's just trying to find me. You know what really annoys me about centering John? The technical issues.
Starting point is 00:16:57 You got it. Listen, I know he's got a MacBook and an iPhone. They automatically sync up. And so when someone texts you it dings you have turn off notifications John, Italy doesn't turn off notifications. He lets them go throughout the entire hour and ten minutes I put together a little super cut Well, let's do it enjoy it when I say enjoy this is reached me every time it happens, but hopefully you guys enjoy it So we really should think about it, you know.
Starting point is 00:17:26 And I told her, you know it's really funny, I thought we were leaving. So I made a turn to go to the lake, my hook went out. What? Yeah, I found my hook and what is it? You know what? You know what?
Starting point is 00:17:40 What? Oh yeah, I'm sorry. Also with it. I think that he was offended by it and he should have waited to let the show be finished. People are acting. People are paying and having great time. You know, it's like comedy is hard. It's like, you know, it's like comedy is hard. It's like, you know, it's like comedy is hard. It's like comedy is hard. It's like comedy is hard.
Starting point is 00:18:22 It's like comedy is hard. It's like comedy is hard. It's like comedy is hard. It's like comedy is hard. It's like comedy is hard. It's like comedy is hard. Usually we wear headphones, we do these live shows. That's the reason why we didn't do it this time. Why are you drums? I have to admit something. Yeah, it's that. When we were at the baby in Carlisle,
Starting point is 00:18:33 when they did this, I thought that was your phone. Yeah, I thought people were in contact and you about this show. Yep. And it was pissing me off. I was like, you fucking silence that? I have to admit something, too. I also thought I was my father.
Starting point is 00:18:45 Yeah. Jesus Christ, what am I doing? And then I rewinded and he was like, oh, no, that's definitely a dead point. That's what he did. Yeah. So this dope put out there to show that he's been plugging for him to be so excited about it and change.
Starting point is 00:18:59 He had to do this out of Tuesday as it was rigged over Saturday. Thankfully, he was still able to drink beer. He's doing it when he drinks beer in Saturday. And Tuesday, he was able regular Saturday, thankfully you still be able to drink beer. His dorm when you drink beer and Saturday, Tuesday you was able to do it as well. I hate him when it's just on the balcony. Right, yeah, I know. Sometimes you don't even have the beer. Oh no, I actually, no, that's never happened.
Starting point is 00:19:15 No, he always finds no way to drink beer. All right, John is so desperate for a friend. He is such a loser. He's practically asking Dan to be his friend. Remember, this is supposed to be a friend. He is such a loser. He's practically asking Dan to be his friend. Remember, this is supposed to be a show. Don't start that shit. I'm gonna tell him about conversation. That's what definitely is about.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Alright Dan, let me ask you, because I actually did have something to tell you. It's only been two shit.hape, yeah, that's why I go to the academy. Oh, yeah. We just gonna talk about life level comedy. I don't, I don't have any. We had some fun together. It was me when you were my friend, I mean, it just, you know, I've always been very comfortable with you. You have the hoes of the show on, so there's that. Isn't that good enough, John?
Starting point is 00:20:09 And it gets worse because Dan talks about how he's on the masked singer, and he was out in that way for 10 days shooting the masked singer, and John goes, that's where I live. You didn't even text me. What's up with that? So then, John says this and watch Dan plow through this so quickly, it's actually stealth and impressive. I mean, it was the greatest gig I ever had. I went out with LA for 10 days and I taped three days and I go... I said, you're mad at me, I'm fucking, you know, fucking at me out.
Starting point is 00:20:45 And I, you know, I call for five. LAUGHTER Oh, I was harmful. Yeah, really wise. Yeah, well, I spent a lot of time twiddling my thugs, so, yeah, I just... wouldn't have worked into the schedule, but maybe next time. And of course, John doesn't give up there. Before the show ends, he asks one more time for Dan to be his friend.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Dan, you know, I love you. If you ever come out and get to LA, you know, just, you know, ask, you know, either ask my, you know, and I'll come and I'll have some free beers. I'm talking to people who don't like me before. That's a no. I don't know. A lot of those. Hey, so if you want to go out sometime maybe and we can see a movie, I don't know. It's cool. I was moved by myself too. I have a jam tech schedule. I'm not doing that at all.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Alright, this is a fun film. Because Dan, I don't know if you guys know this, but he was a voice actor on the movie Cars. And then has taken out to his own franchise. It's made Dan a multi-gigillionaire, which John, by the way, made a movie. voice actor on the movie Carves. And that has taken off to its own franchise. It's made down in Multicat millionaire, which John, by the way, mentions the expert shuttle cell, obviously.
Starting point is 00:22:13 And so as he's telling the story about how his young kids found out that their dad was famous because of this cartoon, that all their front watch, and they all want the character to be placed, John has to interrupt them in that conversation to bring up, you guys to substitute teacher. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Because they need a teacher plan, you know, a qualified... And, you know, and I sent to them because they looked me up.
Starting point is 00:22:53 To some of that, you know, the Google... The famous script! Ah, I don't know! Thanks to Brandown for sending me some directions for the split time. I need to go back that line. I'm gonna reveal something that's so shocking. You'll be talking about this with your loved ones for years to come. Shy actually does know the phrase shooting the shit.
Starting point is 00:23:27 I know. He only says shooting the shit, but he actually reveals. He knows the right phrase. Yeah, we just take him back to fucking shoot the shit. Whoa! We're like a problem. That was an accident. I got it right. I need to shoot the shit. I'm sorry. Whoa
Starting point is 00:23:55 So you guys have all heard of like a guy's oval face Of this face Well, Judd has a face then the one equals the own face of this face. Well, Judd has a HAHA face. Then he rivals the own face. HAHA! Oh, it's like... The last thing a homeless Californian sees is they're I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have the point in mind.
Starting point is 00:24:26 I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have the point in mind.
Starting point is 00:24:34 I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have the point in mind.
Starting point is 00:24:42 I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have the point in mind. I don't even have this looks like CGI. I think when AI draws a face, when it like, just a little bit, special, but I started to say like, how did you do that? Yeah, it's a thing, he's an, to be the one on County Valley. I'll agree with you. Drone's hats. All right, so then John has two more questions. It's almost an hour in and Dan, by the way, four shows in a row. This is the first one that the guest didn't say. Are we done yet? Yeah, 30 minutes in. So, props to John. Yeah, that's a win for him. That's all in. And he kept him over his time, which was great. And John says, I have two more questions.
Starting point is 00:25:27 And there's a weird thing going on in the universe where John and OP are fighting their way, then they're turning into each other somehow. And this is where John turns into OP here. All right, two more questions and I'll let you go first. You said anything that comes up with it, nobody knows about the family. That's not a good interview question.
Starting point is 00:25:50 You're putting all the onus on the interview we took over something interesting to say. Alright, tell me something really interesting that you never told anyone else before. What? You can answer that question. That's easy answer for John because you get my last name is Wicked, you didn't know that. Yeah, that's exactly. But I actually went to a very much an hour to do that. What a fucking terrible thing. If that was when the Wodeen compared, I had two more questions for you. Tell me something interesting.
Starting point is 00:26:19 That's not a question. That's not a close to question. Wow, we're gonna interview someone. I do have one more clip. Oh gosh, I hope it's a place for us. I'm not sure who else. But Anthony Cumia was talking about Senator John and Elizabeth. And you made a revelation that I thought was interesting.
Starting point is 00:26:49 This is not a plot. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Three more three! Oh!
Starting point is 00:26:57 Three more three! Three more three! One more three! One more three! One more three! One more three! One more three! Let me tell you what happened, though. Yeah! If I were to play that step, I'll tell you what happened though.
Starting point is 00:27:07 If I were to play that stuff, I'll tell you what happened to that. Basically, what he said was, he was texting with Joe Rogan, who said, I love the bit you did on Stuttering John. The hour and eight minutes you did trashing that guy, which makes me so happy that Joe Rogan is part of our world now. He's part of the Daveler verse. He also makes Stuttering John as a piece of shit. And I couldn't be more happy about that. So that was a lot of fun. All right guys I want to thank Andy and Crores. They'll be back up in a minute.
Starting point is 00:27:48 Also, I'm gonna do some Chris, we'll be back up. And this time, I want to bring up our friends Drew, Mark, and Graham, down. Yeah! And what we're doing there, While we're doing that, guys, I just want to say, today's show is brought to you by benonline.achee, with much maintenance just to end the corner. The NBA playoffs are heating up. Ah. Ah.
Starting point is 00:28:27 Ah. I have to find the update of the ad down there. I'll have to get back to that. Hey guys, we listen to David and Chuck the Freak. I- I already- I already listened to David and Chuck the Freak in here. Pause now, press a bunch. I have to tell you a quick funny story. We were trying to come to the airport.
Starting point is 00:28:51 I was with the ice-thumbs, go-go dancers, and I pointed out, hey, there's a billboard. Daven Chuck the Freak, and I was, yeah, we're gonna go find them. And the go-go dancers said, the worst year billboard. So, yeah, that's a pretty good clip I Will give them that but all right, I know My told me this stuff I know it pissed up ran down Because he had to do a lot of this true is a trooper
Starting point is 00:29:22 Because he had to do a lot of this True is a trooper I have to tell you for something you just knew I ran about crashing the show that took my job Yeah, doing very successfully, but the good news is that it's terrible So it works out well That's the part that blows me away. Yeah At the time I thought well, I was there must be something about this show. There's not. I'm not going to listen to the title.
Starting point is 00:29:48 I'm not going to listen to the title. There's not. Can we not get to the low enough common denominator? No, I don't know. True, it's the boring common denominator. It's not bad. It's just boring. I think it was a cost-cutting move if I'm not mistaken.
Starting point is 00:30:04 That's probably what was going on Where do we start fellas? By the way, I know it's the car I'll show, but I'm gonna hand over to Drew He's gonna piss too I'm gonna cheat guys I'm gonna cheat guys Thank you I do want to say thank you for coming out of your retirement
Starting point is 00:30:21 Other clients Thank you Thank you You're gonna get a little decision now. After doing a thousand remotes and being paid nothing for it, I'm so impressed, Kyle. You get a free out, right? You get a free beer.
Starting point is 00:30:35 You get a free beer. So pizza? Two free beers only domestic. You know what I want to say about the beginning of the show, because I listen to Thursday's show, and there's a commercial that is just phoned in like you couldn't wait for draft games. I don't know if you guys heard that. And then I've never heard a draft game either.
Starting point is 00:30:55 They don't advertise enough. They don't have the budget at last. But here's to the joke. And then some heavy metal music playing. And 28 seconds go by before Dave says anything. I'm thinking, okay, let me get Chuck's leg. Or this is the day. I'm not sure which, because I go, I can think it was Mike Clark.
Starting point is 00:31:14 Mike Clark's leg. Mike Clark's leg. Mike Clark's leg. Mike Clark's leg. Mike Clark's leg. Mike Clark's leg. Mike Clark's leg. Mike Clark's leg.
Starting point is 00:31:22 Mike Clark's leg. Mike Clark's leg. Mike Clark's leg. Mike Clark's leg. Mike Clark's. Like, there's a new game. I know. Six-and-a-bits earlier every day. So, you know, he did get there, the intro started at 5.58, and he was like, oh, I'm going to have to go back to the next day. I'm going to have to go back to the next day.
Starting point is 00:31:39 I'm going to have to go back to the next day. I'm going to have to go back to the next day. I'm going to have to go back to the next day. I'm going to have to go back to the next day. I'm going to have to go to do it every day. I don't know how to do it every day. I don't know how to do it every day. I don't know how to do it every day. I don't know how to do it every day. I don't know how to do it every day. I don't know how to do it every day. I don't know how to do it every day.
Starting point is 00:31:56 I don't know how to do it every day. I don't know how to do it every day. I don't know how to do it every day. I don't know how to do it every day. I don't know how to do it every day. I don just gonna told him it started at 5.30. Well, that's somehow he got it done and we all miss him of course. Yeah! Yeah!
Starting point is 00:32:09 Yeah! That's a good one. Thank you so much. You're so good. Oh, anyway. So anyway, come and take a look. I know we have some cuts in the show and we'll just have to...
Starting point is 00:32:20 Well, let's start off by saying that it's Friday, bitches. Yeah! Yeah! You guys are excited? that it's Friday bitches? Yeah! You guys are excited? That it's Friday bitches? I know that Drew really likes the hip-hop version. Oh, it's Friday bitches. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:35 And they're gonna reach a different demographic. Come on! We're good. Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! What no! Oh no! It's gonna be a miracle!
Starting point is 00:32:48 It's a miracle! It's a miracle! Oh no! Oh no! It's a miracle! Oh no! It's a miracle! Oh no!
Starting point is 00:33:04 Oh no! It's a miracle! I could die on YouTube. YouTube probably plays videos, and here it does. Are you okay? I'm working in that group. I just don't think of that. They tried it. They just bought it. It's just so giant, there's a heavy metal everywhere. YouTube. Wait, who said there's a pot of support?
Starting point is 00:33:20 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know if this is the hip hop version. to explain her to that that's really exciting. This is it. I'll just fly to you. We got the chance. Okay. It's Friday, pretend it's hot. It's Friday, pretend it's hot. It's Friday, what it is, what it is, what it is.
Starting point is 00:34:03 It's Friday, pretend it's hot. It's Friday, what be fun, you're here to say? Yeah, yeah, come on. Hey, Carl, we hit that button. We hit the right button. Yeah, come on. Just smack that dislike button. Please, sleep here. Yeah. Yeah. Donnie, donnie. Donnie, donnie. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:56 They're done and done. Wow. So you know, you that getting the urban crowd into their shower? Yeah. That's what I think they really do well in West Detroit All right, what's that to do more videos for a while I really have a hard time here Let's move on to clipsips brand out. Thanks buddy. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:35:25 The show is true here and everything. No one will ever know exactly which date it is with the exception that they, you know, give the date right at the beginning. But after that, nothing. So they actually did something different. They were talking topical, tropical storms. Hercaneans ravaging a part of their radio audience, so they had to As we've been saying on warning we're thinking about everyone down in southwest Florida So much destruction and people are sure waking up to the worst of it right now But I'm taking up Ian to kill him
Starting point is 00:36:09 I'm all night I need him to get it Yeah, I'm going to take him right Once it's facet like that I need him to get it That's a really good point, go and get the ocean like Eerrrr Whoa!
Starting point is 00:36:20 That's a great question That's a really good question I'm not taking it I'm just going to take over all guys, Ian Yeah, hello Wow! No truth like that! No, no! I'm not doing this for the first time. I go for all guys in here. Yeah, I'm a little... I hope not. I don't know. I mean, there's a...
Starting point is 00:36:36 It's not Andrew. That's... Did it knock? No, I'm here. Huge laugh. Was it let the conversation about whether names are ruined by hurricanes? Yeah. I'm not a good guy. You're a good guy. You're a good guy. You're a good guy. You're a good guy. You're a good guy.
Starting point is 00:36:52 You're a good guy. You're a good guy. You're a good guy. You're a good guy. You're a good guy. You're a good guy. You're a good guy. You're a good guy. name which is why weird that's my clinic for it's right is bitches yeah I can't be with a huge
Starting point is 00:37:06 family deathly hurricane cause massive loss of life in the Dominican Republic in August 1979 yeah the most intense hurricane in the country of recorded history yeah the Dominican's have been there a few times
Starting point is 00:37:20 yeah they do hate senior day senior we want to use our name senior yeah yeah Yeah, they do hate senior day senior we want to use our names in our So to track up a storm with test your name whichever area polarizes they fucking hate It's really hard to separate Because every time I see Drew I think of of Hurricane Ham. I do course. Who wants to say that? I mean, I can't believe you did that to Florida. But who wants to say, though, as a comedy premist, though,
Starting point is 00:37:48 people losing their lives and all about the Juarez. Right, that's the best, yeah. It's a good starting point. It's a good jumping off point for Joe, because obviously. And they were upset because they missed... Was it Hurricane Jade? Yeah. ...and that Jade works after them.
Starting point is 00:38:03 So, oh, we'll see she filled on that episode. She filled it because Lisa was on vacation. I see. She was there. They could mind that for some material by reading Wikipedia about Hurricane Jade. Hey, come back. She was on the plane.
Starting point is 00:38:16 She was on the plane. She was on the plane. She was on the plane. I think that only needed one proof. You're complicit. What about you, for her? You're very complicit in that. Is Brandon responsible for any technical errors at this point in the show?
Starting point is 00:38:29 All of them. Okay. Pressure's on. All of them so far. It's for hands. That's it. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:38:41 This is tough big scene. Moving on, let's move on because the hurricane logic, what do you think about the traffic? You think it's Jimmy Buffett. So he's obviously got to be related to this hurricane in one way or another. It's 5. Jimmy Buffett canceled his remaining tour dates after experiencing undisclosed health issues that landed him in the hospital. I think here's my hot take
Starting point is 00:39:11 on this. Jimmy Buffett is so tied into the tropical culture that when a storm rips through it actually feels it feels it feels it. He dressed away in my reveal. It's her name, he's just like he's so involved. My instance is Virginia Buffett was able to stop storms with his music. I don't get it. Wait, well see, his, uh, it is tropical. All right.
Starting point is 00:39:43 That's where warm weather is.. I'm heard being to have a warm weather Did he say in there somewhere that Jimmy Buffett makes a great burger? Oh, yes That's what every no Jimmy Buffett for his food I'll say I have one of the Mexican airport Apple and the Mexican airport. Ah, man. She's better, paradise. And it was. And why I had it, the gig in the airport,
Starting point is 00:40:09 and I got a surprise in that wall. Then it tablesack, walk, and mulley. Oh, there's a lot. So, what did you get my mother's hands on the traffic stuff? You put up my read of all up here. Maybe there's something to do that, yeah. I just thought it was delicious, so we wish Jimmy both. All right, you guys are making fun.
Starting point is 00:40:22 But when they do a break on Apple Bees, it is killer content. We're talking about the apps at Applebee's Wow, I'm gonna go to I'm gonna go a different rock. I find it really hard to believe there's any good burger at a Mexican Let's make any sense Jimmy Buffett makes a great burger Yeah, great crack makes a great burger. I've never heard that Yeah, great crack makes a great burger. I've never heard that McDonald's My reality makes a great burger. Well, it seemed really weird. It's hard to hire your restaurant employees right now as you know
Starting point is 00:40:50 So maybe should he open his back there making a great burger? Well, he liked it and it chooses to work at the Mexican airport Yeah, that exactly a cheeseburger paradise Yeah, that exactly a cheeseburger paradise Wapwap, I said I can time to I'm doubling down Come on you find you got about I get a second with him coming up later Let's get back to the barrel and laugh skies something shows all about it's all about laughing really hard and really loud as well if you play my clip 7 it's just taking a random random news story and turning it into something funny. In an effort to
Starting point is 00:41:30 lessen food waste it came up with something new in Tokyo. Crustless bread. I'll say crust is it that's my favorite part of the brand. I love it. I love it. My brother. My brother. Yeah. That's gross. I'm related to you there. You guys are brothers and brothers. They will be for Dave Adams.
Starting point is 00:41:54 There's a lot of questions lately about the show. But will you keep us together? I love it. Crashly. I got blown out for this. I'm assuming that better now than they were bad. That's the worst part. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:42:17 I really listened to him until he made me cry. I know. Jesus. I know I had drew in my show twice and fulltime through talked about this show. I'm sorry Question about that because last time we talked about them. They had a new podcast where they swore and everything Yes, to that last one I always thought that showered you know you can say anything on that show in, you know, you can say anything on that show. In fact, you know, Clark was so jealous, I can't believe they could say tits.
Starting point is 00:42:51 And they know. And so on and so forth, but they sound really... Well, I was telling some people, look, look, I'm kind of a pussy. I'm pretty empathetic about things. Oh, yeah. Fucking way worse than me. They're the biggest pussy. They were making a joke about the English
Starting point is 00:43:06 and their breakfast and just saying, I don't know if we could be saying this. Like, if you can't make one of the English, who can you make one of them? You have the white! I have an example of just how boring these people are because I was listening to today's episode that was just out in this morning
Starting point is 00:43:22 and they were talking, how to save money. And one of the ways to save money is to stop shopping online for things. It'd be all going Amazon. It gives you suggestions. Did they pay these guys? Did I hear that? They were talking about getting more toothpaste on the tune. I thought this was a million dollar show. It's insane. So they try to come up with a thing that you would buy on the internet that you shouldn't buy. And listen to what they come up with. You know what? Honestly, here's one of the things I definitely did.
Starting point is 00:43:48 I just need to convince my wife to do it now. I just stop looking online for stuff. Oh, that's a problem. Yeah, like when it's your boredom thing to do, trust me, it's your boredom thing to do. You're like, you know what? I should probably look up towels. I should probably look up towels. I said we're all shopping at lightboard towels. It took me a second to say, what's a thing people show my life are?
Starting point is 00:44:14 Towels? No, that's not an example. I was the last time anybody shopped for towels. No, I don't want to shop. You buy guitar, there's music here. So then they're tagging this conversation and it gets even worse. Yeah, for sure. It's just something that I realized I mean, you know what I was born to. I think of stuff we could use in life. I could use some new light bulbs for that area. Could you use some light bulbs? Maybe a light fixture for a light bulb?
Starting point is 00:44:46 They're going online and jumping from towels and light bulbs? Is this indicated right here, Cheryl? This is not in multiple markets, Cheryl. Multiple markets. A board you have to be to look around and go and use some light bulbs in here. Find something better to do with your time. Like maybe do some prep-free radio show.
Starting point is 00:45:04 Yeah, right. But that's're some prep-free radio show. Yeah, right, yeah. That's like the interesting thing to talk about. So bad, I don't dream you know like this term. You know like this term, but then the whole comes on and she tells her story of online shopping. I try to shop for stuff online. Like Annie said, there's like 47 million pages of talus. And I'm like, then I saved like 17 of them.
Starting point is 00:45:28 And I'm like, that's way too many. I got a bear with down and then I'm like, I can't. I can't. I just don't know. So then I just close it out. I've got 87 things in my shopping cart when I just never go back to that site. Dining a mind drop to the money.
Starting point is 00:45:42 I've got cash on the giant card. And fun fact, she was my wedding DJ. I'm on my trumpet money, and one cash for the dream. I'm on my trumpet money, and one cash for the dream. And fun fact, she was my wedding DJ. Yeah! You can close it again. She sucks. And then the last cut by him is they come up with another product that they're shopping for online, and it just keeps getting better
Starting point is 00:45:58 and better and more titillating. Yeah, I have some apps that do, I guess when I switched over to a new phone, some notifications just turn them So I'm like like that. Hey, you have some socks in the car for a while Yeah, yeah, socks and his shopping carts on his app It's so hot and it's shopping carts on his app. It's pretty good. I never mind you, Ryan. That's a pretty good job.
Starting point is 00:46:28 Do we have Britney clips? We do. We do. Oh, be careful. I don't think it's got another direction. You think it's dangerous? It's David Chuktug of Britney. But the interesting thing is that they believe every word out of her mouth
Starting point is 00:46:44 and I would say they their cart carrying three Britney people I think so too, but you know she makes a good argument. I know how do you not agree with her. It's pretty pretty sound. Yeah her family is real. Together she was prisoned for 15th or 15th. She was sex traffic. She had an ID in her vagina. They brought in two of her groups to watch your strip daily rehab. True. I mean, they knew that Jennifer Lopez.
Starting point is 00:47:11 Well, no. I want to think, I think, okay, yeah, play the song. I don't even want to see a winner here. Is this half Britney takes part one? Oh, I think so. Yes. You know what I love about my buddy, Mark. I send him all the clips whenever I do the June Mike show
Starting point is 00:47:25 I number them all you'll know when I'm on there. I got play number three. I know for Mark says me close to the first time ever No numbers I like a little bit of mystery We'll figure out This and it was like seven hours ago Let's understand what bringing went through With that whole thing is like so hours ago. Let's understand what bringing went through with that whole thing is like so bizarre.
Starting point is 00:47:47 And it's so crazy. But there is a big part in me that thinks she's alive right now, because of it. What? That's the way we ended up in that 14 years. If she was going through some stuff prior to that, what happened in the 14 years did not help. It's not how it works.
Starting point is 00:48:02 It's made it worse. It's made it worse. All it did was keep her alive like it kept her alive but no that's what I don't think I don't think that all is up on her yeah you know the borders in that realm yeah
Starting point is 00:48:15 do they get her help I don't think it's ever been mentioned right that she well she did say something like she had to do some kind of therapy think about therapy is if you don't really want it it doesn't really work mentioned right that she well she did say something like she had to do some kind of therapy think about therapy is if you don't really want it it doesn't really work wait do they say 14 years because obviously I think I can ask my male man how many years she was in a conservorship and he would say 13 years but now it's 14 years That's how traumatizing it was. I had it another year. The year was like two years. I didn't know that. I thought that was. And do they talk about, do we have the clever police
Starting point is 00:48:52 who are talking about the show she won, too? Jade, but yeah. Oh, that's hot. Sorry, sorry. I know. That's hard to separate. My wife and I. Carl, that would be working up to 22. You saw her. Didn't you and we were in Vegas? I did. I mean, what did she look like? She was a zombie, or did she act? No, it was a great shot. Yeah, it was, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:08 Custom changes and rained inside the theater. Like, it was really cool. It was really cool. Yeah, I mean, the rain and fog. Yeah, they brought out like a whole forest. Then it rained and, like, it was cool. And it was really cool. Yeah, it brought out like a whole forest that we rained and it was cool.
Starting point is 00:49:29 They know she didn't know when she performed. It was really a great desire, but they probably forced her to keep her her saying over and over and over. I'm gonna go backstage. Oh, I'm sure. That's probably why some of those shows she was just like camping. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Is some of the footage of her in that show. She's just on the camera.
Starting point is 00:49:48 She's on the screen the same moment. Wait, what was that, Fridide? That's bullshit. Yeah. That's bullshit. I guess so. That's the test. She's like, I don't want to do this and the force
Starting point is 00:49:58 you do this. So that's correct. Right. I hate that. No, I never said, Fridide. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that.
Starting point is 00:50:08 I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that.
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Starting point is 00:50:24 I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. She was also very impressed that she could perform while being in prison too because we all know that they just pushed her on stage It's a yeah perform Make somebody perform unless you're Carl That's what I mean they're buying in hook line and sugar which I guess is that what you're supposed to do Only if you play break only if you play breaking music, which I don't know just to do that now they could I don't Know well there are a lot of stations, Mark, so maybe some of the stations too And it's funny because today's show they talk about going to Boston and they get the station ID, Ron This is right on the gate, too
Starting point is 00:51:01 It's Friday bitches Yes, yeah, sweet. Oh wait, that's just, I got stuff to do this weekend. I forgot, I gotta work this weekend. Yeah, it's true. And we're gonna be in Boston if you're listening there right now and you haven't heard. We're coming to town tomorrow for our 0.5K. So if you'd love to join us, get all the details. Rock 92, rock. Not. for a .5K so if you'd love to join us get all the details rock 92 rock not
Starting point is 00:51:25 oh boy oh PD is gonna be number two please with that one also what's a .5K? is there something like comforted people run what's a .5? it seems really easy to pick and that seems it And how many people go to the website to find details that I really, I'll just show up there. I do want to point out too along that line, that Thursday show, they were very concerned
Starting point is 00:51:55 about their upcoming trip to Florida because of the hurricane. By the way, I was supposed to go there in three weeks and I'm just sitting there and going, you're not going, and you do you're an asshole. Mark, they mentioned on today's show about that. The venue there's supposed to go at no longer exists. I'm not saying that like me. There there's one in there. That's my, yeah, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my, hot, you're that's not funny. What would you like to think about? Let me give you the promo that they use
Starting point is 00:52:28 and all these major markets, huge radio scars. This promo has everything. It's going to suck you right in. You guys are going to be listening on Mondays. Can't miss. Trust me. It has everything. Funny internet story, listener call in, with an even funnier story, sex, and best of all, funny voices. I love them. What about Dush Wig, your day or whatever? That is my, uh, that is my clip.
Starting point is 00:52:50 Agents. Obviously, on Dave and Joseph Wig, there is a picture going viral of a woman's short chart for her husband. Every time he does something, he gets an interesting reward. If he changes a blowout, diaper, she will make it a hole in the dance world. All the same situation like this. No, I'm not that guy. I'm the guy that rewards her the right way in the bedroom, so I don't ask you all the time. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, out. Paris, all twice. Does Paul really use so hard and good,
Starting point is 00:53:27 but that's all he needs to do. Oh, yeah. Paul writes. He's very young already. Paul likes to build down. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Paul, he's doing it. Oh, man. I think I tried it out too. I think I tried it out too. I'm ready to do work for the show. What's going on right now? I recognize this production. Are you also a fan of visiting downtown areas? Yes, no. Sixteen years. Sixteen years.
Starting point is 00:54:00 I'm going to have to go back. Second home in there, and you need to stay in and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and shut the fri- and Yeah, don't they feel like they're workshopping sketches all right on the air Mark you go down to that her There's nothing funny about making love car This is a sacred situation
Starting point is 00:54:52 But even plus he are different stories. Oh, I see this. All right, A.D.S. you wanted to hit, you know, two or a brand new. Why don't we just listen to a whole show? It's great. I'm not that listen. I'm glad I wasted three and a half hours of my life today. My kids are growing up, but I missed it for this little fucking garbage. I feel bad for him for having to listen to this
Starting point is 00:55:15 much fucking shit. It was a nice day today. I wouldn't know it. I wasn't outside of it all today. It is a lot of work and I gotta say come on in. I know appreciate it though Carl. Thank you. After studying John, I felt like the Jimmy Hendrix opening for the monkeys. I said, the monkey's opening for Jimmy Hendrix. Now, it's better that John is just killer.
Starting point is 00:55:34 And did you listen to the Tweet, Yardio, John, talk about wiping kumias face? And in IQ test? Oh, I should have that. I have that for. OK, oh, yes. I wanted to bring that because it actually refers to you specifically. And I blocked. Hopefully, hopefully this one will work. Everybody
Starting point is 00:55:55 will be brought for you in $2500. Check out this. The person you put in this super champ might be here in the audience today. I'll let him check directly. I touched on that many times. Um, okay, this is a draw, but it's okay. He's paying me. Thanks for the five bucks. John, drew from Drew and Mike, who I don't know. Thank you. Oh, shit, you know enough to block them.
Starting point is 00:56:23 What? I want to say, someone offers me $2,500. Oh shit, you know enough to block them But I want to say someone offers me $2,500 I know that person Oh, I know that guy. It's pretty cool. We're talking about someone you don't know. Do you pause to say? I don't know I think so yeah, I'm calling bullshit anyway With that My man Well, I have personally been doing my 3500 and I just don't think that it's a fucking waste for it because I know I've been wiped the fucking floor.
Starting point is 00:57:09 There's a guy in here that hates you a little dropout. Okay? So I don't fear anybody. What are you doing here? And I'm doing it. So I don't think it's a fucking waste. And if you're dead, you probably fucking shit. I'm not doing it. If you're dead, I'll cheat on an IQ test
Starting point is 00:57:27 I'll take a cheesie looking at someone else's paper What do you mean? I'll cheat on that I'll never, I mean, isn't, aren't they relatively independently done by professionals? There's none of the answer key, but you can buy it online I will state that $3,500 was on the table because Dr. Steve met Sure, nice Well, I want to say too that I
Starting point is 00:57:47 understand that he's so certain he's more intelligent because he has a high school diploma and a college degree with an associate's degree. He is the subject of teaching to have the rights. He's a realtor's license which has to be someone's own apartment
Starting point is 00:58:02 using. He is that too. Right. But Anthony has made millions from Which is it himself is own apartment using the a stat to right? But Anthony has made millions from multi-millions here for many years and it's still I mean if you compare W2's It's like me saying oh I might be on musk subs face This is making multi-millions more than job indicator if you're smarter than that person, then you're doing it wrong. Right? You're the same person!
Starting point is 00:58:28 That would be worse if you're smarter than that guy. He's way more successful than you are. Yeah, they're in the same business. So I don't think that cost his mind. Yeah, in a less... Alright. Jack Dawgons. Oh, Jack Dawgons.
Starting point is 00:58:42 I hate Jack Dawgons. He's so sweet. Oh, yes. By the way, I've been fond of Jack Dawkins took my mind and I've done his hurt, but they are very angry about it. So too. And we went Dutch. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:58:58 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. All right. Two Mark, Brandon, guys, thank you so much for doing us. All right To mark Brandon guys, thank you so much We got a dream track coming up. He's coming back.
Starting point is 00:59:29 Right now though, we're talking about Mike and John. Got to go and on. I want to bring up Eric Sain, V. Brawlino, and producer Chris and I'm Tia Fla One more time for Drew and my And I know that I know that Drew hates shoutouts But I do want to just give a shoutout. I believe he's here to like Matt Lewinsky. Yeah! The hot cast hit man, I believe he broke out to be on the scene wherever you are Matt Lewinsky. There he is.
Starting point is 01:00:11 Matt Lewinsky, everybody. I guess it man, in the house. Seven of them are insane. Carl, five, how are you? I'm fantastic. It's good to see you. You can see his woman. You can see me boy, too.
Starting point is 01:00:23 Hey guys. Hey guys. Hey, guys. Did you hear that? I'm just listening. Don't get too, I'm just worried about my friend Carl. Have him trouble. I've had a couple of technical issues tonight, Bitty.
Starting point is 01:00:38 Do you notice that? Yeah. How's your quarterback doing? He's a kick-hust. I'm glad to be here. No, I didn't have to. Thank you for that. Go belts!
Starting point is 01:00:52 Yes! Oh! All right. So, Eric, you've bought some video clips from these guys because they do a YouTube show. I watched the show they've been on today I was the seventh viewer. I guess that billboard. I'm jealous Why do I have to feel that this is the show that Eric got fired for? I'm a home spun show But I look like Joe Rode in comparison to these guys, I'm a homie, but they're super homie.
Starting point is 01:01:27 Yeah, I mean, they have a build castation, and you have a whole detail shot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've got almost six, two. So I think it's important to point out that this show, Mike and John, got it. Go it on, in Livingston County County These are people who have taken Carl the whole radio concept and they're not They got fun recently you're like I'll remember happen
Starting point is 01:01:54 I was slammed or alive to anyone and so what they decided to do was start up the show again in their base But and now there's no rules So you know a lot of people when they are in radio like myself and then you go into podcast I had a hard time letting go and have it since people like Carl and Andy when they rose to me Shame that shit out of me You're welcome. I appreciate that very much Mike and John got it going on. I don't know if they're ever gonna let it go Mike and John got it going on. I don't know if they're ever gonna let it go Can we start with this theme song? Yeah, in fact, that's my cut one Carl because the theme song has the montage of the phone that Mike and John have had as They've got it going on in Livingston County
Starting point is 01:02:36 Carl, please if you will I swear to God they tried to make Wayne's world look like it was made by amateurs who didn't have a lot of money This looks so much worse and I think these guys are trying. This is so pathetic and this song is the words I have ever heard. I think Crozier is going to fucking start throwing chairs in the back when he goes. One, two, sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, I love all these guys have put every picture they've ever taken with the woman They're everywhere Kissing baby shakin hands all that shit, baby. It's what you got to do with your radio guy becoming a podcast That's what a politician does. Shot.
Starting point is 01:04:02 Okay, pause it. That's the intro. That's it. Then it's gonna fade nicely to the table where the magic happens. This might be the most awkward presentation I've ever seen. Now, what you wanna do when you follow up an intro? Do it again, life. Yes.
Starting point is 01:04:24 Yes. Yeah. One, two, three. Oh. These two men are going to stare at your soul. He's not trapped in of cheering at guitar. So this is the first time I've ever seen a guitar in a band. I've never seen a guitar in a band. Actually that egg was the third guitar since skater oh
Starting point is 01:05:13 So this is where the wedding banner starts oh good. I like the room's banner. Okay There always trash each other Is this gonna be Susan's last appearance here? It shouldn't be like I don't think this I'm not a chronic issues. I'm not a chronic issues. I'm not a chronic issues. I'm not a chronic issues. I'm not a chronic issues. I'm not a chronic issues. I'm not a chronic issues. I'm not a chronic issues. I'm not a chronic issues.
Starting point is 01:05:38 I'm not a chronic issues. I'm not a chronic issues. I'm not a chronic issues. I'm not a chronic issues. I'm not a chronic issues. I'm, thank you. And I'm not a chronic issue. I mean, that's fine. I'm a chronic issue, remembering to start a show with your life, I think. OK, I'm a chronic myself because we started with the theme.
Starting point is 01:05:53 We did it twice. Good one. He looks like a burnt young if he was retired. Oh, he's shit. OK, now you may notice that you can barely hear a lot of what they're saying is because I have a theory. Those spikes are fucking props. Oh, I believe in myself. Because I also do them.
Starting point is 01:06:15 Well, it doesn't change in the way far away. You can't tell if they're up on it. You can't tell nothing. And so I think that those are just props. Just like the women in their pictures. Yes! So look at the awkwardness of that, the two guys, Laurel and Hardy are in the front, and she's behind them, but they have to talk to her throughout the show in this weird type of dynamic.
Starting point is 01:06:38 They're all scrunched together into the dudes' basement. Now, I want to play on Couton 2. What's a fat guy? Laurel andy? Which one's a fat guy? Yeah, so the way they have their names in the background It's reversed. It's got to be more difficult than a shipy so John's the fat one to Mike's together No, they really do like the easy must-be version of David Chuck the free The free three years from now. Oh shit, we can only hold Okay, Gallon, something with guitar.
Starting point is 01:07:11 Now I notice something when she's playing and I apologize, but the second clip has a little bit more of that theme, but we're going back. There's a moment when the fat guy gets some kind of like gasp, bubble out of it, want to pay attention to fat guys face watch it I'm cut to yeah, I'm doing it. I'm doing it long. It's gonna. It's thinking Watch this clip because I got... I watched this clip because with Eric I'm gonna curate things. And I went, is this fucking up?
Starting point is 01:07:49 It just popped and I went, oh I'm gonna call out this guy's face. I print that time and he did it. Yes! I couldn't want to watch that again. Thank you, thank you. Now let me know what's good for about the album. Listen, I just need to truestell sell pizza so I get it. That's a very similar to Kyle's face for the Kool-Aid Clip to come up. Oh yeah, you know, it's a second time he's brought that shit up on you.
Starting point is 01:08:19 Yeah, I know he's having a lot of fun with you. That forgetting that. Well, it's funny is that we've never had any technical difficulties of the creep off in years to Yeah, I saw It's good. I've seen it here. Oh, sorry All right, that one your radio show me kind of podcasts and you want to stay a radio show you got to talk to local fun razors and You know the food drive and shit like that. Yeah, what if they're on a YouTube channel that
Starting point is 01:08:48 No one's watching You can't let it go you gotta be a radio star having a party and that's because they got it going on This is how you keep it going on the big walk to end Alzheimer's happened and Three they they talk about the big walk to end Alzheimer's happened and the three they they talk about the big walk to end Alzheimer's. I want to know how they got there. Brought to you by by by
Starting point is 01:09:13 by by by by by by by by by by
Starting point is 01:09:22 by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by I'm not sure the numbers are around 220,000, or about 200,000, or more, with a goal of 250,000. Now they didn't say dollars there. If they want 250,000 Alzheimer's patients there, that's the goal. We wanted that one.
Starting point is 01:09:37 We wanted that one. Now that would be a fun, fun mission. You know, John looks like the kind of guy who would walk in the march for $10. He's missing his feet because of diabetes. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? All of the time, what is next week is your quarterback, 21.
Starting point is 01:09:56 So it's a great day. We need to see the baby. Take it easy. Here's how you feel of spicy dolphins talk today? I didn't know that. I wasn't prepared. I was like, we don't even work prepared. That was fine.
Starting point is 01:10:11 Keep going, Eric. That's okay. They're hanging on to the radio habits. The front selling the stupid bits. There's awkward banner. And then you listen to a podcast. For the news updates. All right, coming up today we'll get to our two send history list.
Starting point is 01:10:30 And we'll also find out if we have a winner in S&T Sunday night trivia. Researcher, you asked me to do that. 44% said they have heard it. At least once is someone who does this for the only. Only unattachment, of course. They were all singularly. Yes, not for a minute. Not for a minute. Heck no.
Starting point is 01:10:57 We should get on with the news. Brought to you by Converting. All right, isn't going on. Two candidates competing for the movie drawed seven rational districts. Oh, you can't be big. Newscast, four minute newscasts and a podcast. Well, they talk over each other.
Starting point is 01:11:13 While they're talking over each other, they've got the little graphic that they've been putting between each other. I give them credit for trying with the graphics. But sure, as this sheet is covering up the chick, it wants to hang herself. I'm always she's still there. Well, turn roll on the show,
Starting point is 01:11:30 because she just stands there awkwardly. In the middle of the shot, exactly. She had to do it for like an hour. And I want to play a clip that I pulled from a different episode because these news stories, they're trying to do a like a morning radio drive style show. Yeah, that's amazing. County, yeah, a place every 10 they know what it is.
Starting point is 01:11:50 And you always want to pick like fun stories. You know this area. Yeah, sure. You're writing the right stories you're on. It's going to be exciting about that you can talk about banter. 20-year-old Dylan Lewis is so cool. Congress Township faces two counts of third degree criminal sexual conduct, forced to coercion, co-regorship these bound over the Livingston County Circuit Court following a hearing Monday.
Starting point is 01:12:11 We're in the test and money from the Livingston County Sheriff's Detective Jason Davis. They're reporting assault to Kirk, the boy seventh and adoring her on the other side of his campus. The detective Davis and so-called of the woman who are watching the movie and ad we're about one thirty in the morning when she says they can't or the report leaked and not think anything about that but says when she refused so full of requests for sex even a soldier. So hope there is a turning has denied the charges if convicted he faces up for fifteen years and that's what's going on. Ahhh!
Starting point is 01:12:38 We're almost done! The hurricane that wiped out those people too fun! What I'm talking about! It happened in Livingston County It's only Livingston County It's gonna be a sexual assault on campus I wouldn't have left that for now Can you imagine if the chick who got assaulted
Starting point is 01:12:54 Like three years from now she's like Oh yeah I remember these guys Did she play Z-music? God damn new story It's a little triggering I feel like that needs a guitar music patch Don't think that will be a lot of fun. You just dropped number that. Shit.
Starting point is 01:13:09 Alright, we've got a couple more clips. I have a lot of these. Please, please, please. Because what's fun about them is they're older guys, you know. And so they have to tell their kids how they use to play marbles. Oh, wait for you. But again, I used to play marbles. Go to school and make little marbles and you'll be playing in the drama circle and the dirt and even. And when you think you're like, oh my god. Oh my god, Dan, you're so boring.
Starting point is 01:13:37 Marbles! Why are you telling me this story? You care? Shit! I hope you're not going to say that. The radio show tomorrow is Jesus Christ who could give a shit I think this show should just be in tanks Q2 terms of service Like if you're just gonna do a fucking radio show on YouTube they should throw you this off
Starting point is 01:13:56 I'm good radio show the works are in a show I remain right so that because they're played marbles they come with a really funny joke about all that time. Okay, now brain radio shows don't become gray until there's real conflict and anger between them. Right, that's how you get it going on like Mike and John. Now, in this cut Six, apparently skinny guy is hudging the table. Oh no. Fat guy doesn't like that and fucks up the whole bit. Where am I gonna put my phone? Right. Skinny guy all he wants to do is to truly question fat guy derails the whole fucking thing
Starting point is 01:15:00 because he's touching the table and watch how hurt skinny guy gets. I'm sorry, Carl, that would be my cut number. Susice. I had lived at an attribute question, front-flash, not me. And the question asked me, 40th of the same thing,
Starting point is 01:15:16 that we're asking, that is, who are you most likely to be aware of when it comes to a position, a job, an occupation, a staff, I'll position the job. And I can engage you. Stop. I'll bring the tape.
Starting point is 01:15:29 I'll put it in your pants. That is the guy. Is the guy who wears the headphones? That's like a giant. They can only afford one pair of headphones. I'm going to put it on you. What was weird about that is he went like this. He like his hands barely touched the thing and the bad guy was freaking out.
Starting point is 01:15:49 Yeah because the fact that he doesn't know how to soundboard runs. It just got to gait and turn it all the way up. And it's always pulling out and it's always pulling out. Wait until it's your turn to wear the headphones at home. No secrets like. And then this gets worse. Yeah, this is some serious happens. It's building up guys.
Starting point is 01:16:04 I hope you're all with fun soundness. Clip 7 more bitchy than any other. And then this gets worse. Yeah, this is a serious outfit that's building up guys. I hope you're all with fun stuff that's... Clip 7 more bitching at each other and then the chick starts like getting awkward. Wow. I'm sorry. You were saying, No, I'm not saying.
Starting point is 01:16:17 You take over now. You just want to do the bid. You know, for one who has a plan I'm trying to consider this from the listeners point of view. Why do you consider this from the iTunes or Spotify? Do you consider it about giving it? Do you have a do-it-up? You should listen.
Starting point is 01:16:36 Not just for the ads, but... Now, they got the podcast fight logo to indicate, Hey, we're fighting shits going down. I wanted to see them to grab a beer, we're fighting. Shit's going down. I wanted to seem to grab a beer bottle and just bash it over the head of the river. You're gonna have a pot guy. He's too much to do that. That fat guy sucks so much.
Starting point is 01:16:55 Yeah. I can really hear that. He's so capable. He's a goddamn bully is what he is, and I feel bad for skinny guy. I'd like to think he's going to got a fire. Probably, but he looks at your after-photo. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:17:08 Thank you. You're a spy on the cat. You know, Carl, it's really that a nice thing to say. Correct, especially because you own mirrors. When a walkway to get that to you, you didn't get a pot you didn't get the pot me wanted I just I just deserve what I'm putting podcasts party in post so people know that we're So people know that we're fighting in public. Of course, of course. This continues.
Starting point is 01:17:45 Now asshole fat guy, skinny guy, he just wants to know what occupation gets hit on the most, all right? And fat guy is now upset because he's, they're fighting. He gives away the goddamn answer. Or a cut number eight. Yeah, it's actually pretty funny. He really does get upset with my points. I quit. I'm just. This seven-month-old. I quit.
Starting point is 01:18:06 This is the job and nobody. I'm just... Okay. So this is a comfort job. Sorry. She's also comfortable. I'm leaning on the imagine. Just mentioning that when you...
Starting point is 01:18:17 You know, you're on the table. I was in the back and made so sick. You know, I'm really, I'm not really... I'm just... I have that bug. It blew it. It blew it.
Starting point is 01:18:33 It gave it away. You all heard of video. It's the same cup. It's the fat guy. You have Jesus Christ. Papa. What I have to do. And Papa? What I have to do, are they in the fat guy's basement? I don't know, I don't know, but I know it's cramped quarters in their fighting. And it culminates in my cut-9 with skinny guy, rebellion on fat guy.
Starting point is 01:19:00 I mean that's just a little bit... It's just getting away in the ass. I get away from it. I mean, that's because of the object. It's just going away in the air. I gave away. Look at that! It's a ten-second service. Welcome. That's a man I've managed.
Starting point is 01:19:17 Right? There's no question those two fucked because they've been around since 1994. And you don't go that long with someone unless they fucked, I can promise it. So what we were just missing too, is the thing they do every episode, they do the trivia.
Starting point is 01:19:34 But the trivia is always a survey that someone took. Yeah, they said really a trivia question. It's like, what percentage of people said one hour? So this is an example of what they call a trivia question. Let's see, last night in NARA Wednesday night, tribute question. Recently study found three quarters of adults. It's one of the 75 percent. It is. It's much like we scored that most of our tests and then so I were amazed at doing a five-year test. Wow, that was a good one. It's good for you. And C.C.
Starting point is 01:20:05 That one of these is a kid, and still have one today. I don't know what it is. A sore asshole? I like something sore asshole. Oh, shit. So then they start reading some of the answers that people give them on this, and it gets way too much laughter. Dennis said I'm dollar. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:28 I had a dollar on I think. I still work at that. He said, Alicia says, a cassette player. Oh, great card alert. I want to learn class. Why a cassette player? You still have today. Why a cassette player?
Starting point is 01:20:44 What is she talking about? It's the worst answer. Yeah, none of it makes sense and the reactions don't make sense and I It gets even worse than that. Okay, because I'm gonna reveal was 75% of these people surveyed said they had as a child and also as an adult It's almost as bad as a said player Finally our winner Sue It's almost as bad as consent player. Finally, our winner, Sue Baton. Congratulations Sue. But the answer was a piggy bank or some form of a bank. Oh yeah, shit. Well that goes up to the hype. A piggy bank. Well thanks for doing that trivia segment on your show guys. And we're in the lot. I'm showing a man the fact I asked the guitar player
Starting point is 01:21:25 off her drink at the end of this. Oh, well, we get into the hitting on her. Borscht of the Z-Felt and Clips. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. These guys are terrible at hitting on women. I know shocker. They're not smooth. Let's see.
Starting point is 01:21:41 They're talking about occupations that wouldn't get hit on. And the discussion, this would be my cut number 10. And he, that guy is just talking to Chick and she's like, well, yeah, I guess it could be a musician or a person in a band, so they're kind of going that way. Fat ass starts to work, blue, fat ass really cracks himself up with one of his jokes.
Starting point is 01:22:03 Blue fat ass really cracks himself up with one of his jokes You guys in my position? That's great. We all at some point think of an instrument. He is good. I am. I mean, he's good. Yes. I'm good. He's good. He's good.
Starting point is 01:22:33 Yeah, I'm all good. See where he's going with that? We took up an instrument. I need my cock. This dude lost his instrument a long time ago. This is what we call a single-on-tondra. I can only mean to one thing. Good one, as I like that.
Starting point is 01:22:53 Could be an instrument. I mean, musical instrument. Yeah. This continues on to cut 11 baking guitar. Check uncomfortable with stupid jokes. Hey, me uncomfortable too. Yeah, these assholes laugh at you. You can really see the gears turning to. What?
Starting point is 01:23:13 You're 40. Look at the head. And he can do that as a musician. What kind of life? We're taking it. Oh gosh. Well, you can't strong by guitar any time. I'm just going to get a little bit of power to that.
Starting point is 01:23:30 You can do that. Alright, it's a little bit of power. You can just just cocks out right now. You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. right now. There's a new one for me here. Not very often. Correct, Emma?
Starting point is 01:23:53 Okay. Working that threat. What does that mean? What do you think, Frank? I'm not entirely sure. I've never named anybody actually say that. What an unnatural fucking dynamic for a show. Yeah, she's talking and they're both
Starting point is 01:24:07 staring at like fucking Joaquin and the camera. He's staring through my soul, Vinnie. The skinny guy knows me as a person. And I don't like it. He knows my secrets. I want to say, hey, you're tuning a tour. Do you tune a fish? Let's go.
Starting point is 01:24:45 Come on. Okay. We're going to keep things moving here today. No, I think. I want to know. I'll come to the answer for this. I'm cut number 15. I remember I talked to you guys a very local show.
Starting point is 01:24:55 And they've got a garage door sponsor. Is there a garage? Is there is one of the sponsors? And then the actual brand and model number of the garage door opener is when the studio is named after You know, it's not like the bus to camera is attached to a garage door It's not the fun like studio or the the Zot Ford studio or something like that. No, it's the model number the goddamn garage door opener number 15 please you don't forget we are coming from the lift master model 83 65 studios the 83 65-bit studios what do you want a garage over there you got to go with the 83 65 to name your studio.
Starting point is 01:25:46 Somebody wrote that number in the bathroom. I was wondering what it meant. Now I know. Fucking ass, the mother of all garage holders. It's a good time. Ladies and gentlemen, if you're going to do a charity event, okay? They were fighting Alzheimer's. Now, they're fighting Parkinson's literally. Cut number 16, wait for it. But tonight, Monday night, Rock Steady Boxing of Williams, New York, and your tanks for Parkinson's at the attorney brewing in Howell
Starting point is 01:26:21 and some remember about a week ago, a couple of weeks ago, we spoke to Virginia, the rights-state boxing, and we're programming that I'm there for Parkinson's patients. The boxing, the boxing, the boxing is raising money that is tonight from 5.30 to 8. The attorney brewing in Howell. A boxing gym is fighting Parkinson's. Boxing invented Parkinson's. That's like A-O-R-A for monkey fox awareness.
Starting point is 01:26:54 Oh my God! So what you're saying is you don't have the heaven going on is every time I win. You know, I can't say you'll do the heaven going on is every time you're You know I can't say they don't have it going on because I would watch this show just for the spectacular nature of what we just witnessed Then a regular basis. All right, fair enough. Everybody Eric's saving me the trip The Eric's Angels podcast. What you want me to do it? Come and do it. The Eric's Angels podcast.
Starting point is 01:27:30 If you want home spun shit with a bunch of sponsors, if my dogs and all sorts of stupid stuff, the Eric's Angels podcast, thank you very much. All right. Baby Paul, we'll be right back in just a moment. But right now, I'm gonna get Rose up here because Rose was checking out the latest from our friend Sarah Silverman You're here. Oh, you can move you want?
Starting point is 01:27:52 Rose, you want this for that? You can! But I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna get you! By the way, where's South Weekly at? Where's Cory? South Weekly? Cory!
Starting point is 01:28:02 Where's everybody? Make yourself known, goddamnit! All right, we still fucked you. Where's Cory? Softweep. Cory, where are you? Where are you? Make yourself known, goddamnit. Alright, we still have to be out of it. Fuck you. We have a stinger that producer Chris put together for this segment. Yeah, fuck out. Hi everyone, it's your best friend, Sarah.
Starting point is 01:28:18 Oh, God. I need a stinger this for the next second, so I can grab a drink. Yeah. I want to come and pour you. six seconds, so I can grab a drink. Now, I want to come and point out. Thanks, buddy. I appreciate it, guys. So you guys all know the Sarah Silverman show. It's an award-winning comedy podcast by a long-running comedian, so I hope you're already the lack. My first one is number 10, and this is just...
Starting point is 01:28:44 this is the style of phone call that she gets And that that sounds exactly as excited as you should be when you ask someone with their memories of fucking hard games Are she the sh- Did she write her voicemails? Why did she play that one? Her entire show is her answering voicemails. There's no- nothing is prepared. There's no speech at all It starts up and then she goes, okay, what else? What else? What else? Come on, gross. I gotta play the intro to her show
Starting point is 01:29:21 Because I was watching this on YouTube today. And this is Patrick Michael asked, what she does is she plays her intro and then immediately plays the intro to the segment that needs her listening to voice mix. Like it's over here. Oh! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Oh It looks like I ended that that's our show starts It's actually the best part of the show I thought and the rest of it. I'm not kidding you. I've clipped from the Ted shows and
Starting point is 01:30:25 Move over on tiger belly. This is the hardest thing ever. It is. It's rough. It's rough. And let me just play you, and I like Rose get back to his clips. The first question that comes in on this episode, she is terrible at giving advice. I don't know why she doesn't advice sale show.
Starting point is 01:30:40 She never has advice for anyone. Hey, Sarah. I'm Williams from my uncle and his well. Next Sarah, I'm Rianne Soma, I'm from Israel. Next year I'm moving to Connecticut for a program where I volunteer at one of the Jewish communities. And a lot of people who live in the US don't need the American sense to not say what they believe in in North America. And here in Israel, as you may know, most people are very direct to my husband.
Starting point is 01:31:01 So I was wondering what advice can the the price of humanism and the humanity want to be dug into a lot of Jewish American adults? Thank you so much. I don't even know what the podcast is sending that for me as well. Hi. I would say change nothing. There is no reason to conform or contort yourself into a more closed, less direct person. Or into someone that you think they will
Starting point is 01:31:27 find palatable. Being with them might change you in ways that may surprise you organically, and them being around you, just as you are, will open their eyes as well. That's the point of, you know, different kinds of people coming together. You take wherever you think. That was a waste of everybody's time. So Sarah St. B. Moore directs, like she said, the Jews in Israel are more direct than the Jews in the US. Or like, I didn't know that. I didn't. Well, it is true that Americans talk bullshit to people to their face all the time. Okay, so Sarah, you're a cut, you suck.
Starting point is 01:32:14 Give me a second. Let's have people around to get you. There were so many things you could have said to this boring woman to help her out, to understand our culture, and she just goes, eh, fuck it, see what happens. She winds up dead. She's like, you told me to be more direct. Now I'm a quadriplegic. How did he cripple Jesus?
Starting point is 01:32:36 Thanks. That's what I call, he could not make it and we're all sad for fuck's sake. Actually, he almost got yours Hold on to the back of your car. I found out that crippled Jesus lives in West Michigan today Which would have been I could have brought him goddamn it He let go. We got on something except we did not show We got so much pussy
Starting point is 01:33:01 Cute crippled Jesus see this is gonna be amazing I'm not a pussy. Alright, cute crippled Jesus. See, this is gonna be amazing. No? Hey, corno! I was hanging on a tinny bar, so we're gonna go to the casinos, all fucking looks like we forgot to bring me up.
Starting point is 01:33:16 Alright, it's awkward, not funny. Alright, I guess this isn't the CJ crowd. Yeah, I know. They don't know who he is, they forgot him already. Damn it. Ah, shit. You're gonna fuck. What are you doing?
Starting point is 01:33:28 Got to get it. Alright, Kraut, I was taking it away, buddy. Alright, so then a woman calls in with a very existential crisis, my number 11. We suddenly are still up. We need the contract of our email rabbis. And that makes me sad. Female rabbi's are special treasuries, as I'm sure you know, because you're a sister's one.
Starting point is 01:33:52 Hence, so this month's horror study is being hosted by a guest host. And that's our mail rabbi. I wonder if I can ask him if he feels on his pillow, or if he thinks he would make a phone call. I'm curious. I don't know if I should be posted in a background, um, and right now it's time. So first of all, this one was going to temple and asking how biblical figures help
Starting point is 01:34:21 out when they were menstruating. I don't know how that's all. The woman Rabbi leaves, the male Rabbi comes. This is a total crisis for this woman. She has to call Sarah Silverman to find out what happened. And that Sarah Silverman actually gives her some good advice. Oh good, Bible. It seems like there's lots of options for you. You may have to drive farther or something,
Starting point is 01:34:44 but I don't know, it's a fraction, so for you, you may have to drive farther or something, but I don't know if it's a fraction, maybe there's another template you'd like to go to. Well, to go to your temple, go to another temple, holy fuck! That's actually brilliant! Who could have thought of that? Well, I just want to point out that while we all know Sarah Silverman is Jewish, she doesn't write just Judaism. She doesn't give a fuck about She hasn't given fuck about it.
Starting point is 01:35:05 She has eight kids. Why do they ask her that? That's right. Alright, but enough with the religious questions. Let's have some fun here. Let's talk to animals. Number 13. Alright, that Mary, our husband has three dogs. We lost two goryn COVID because of cancer. The other dog has seven unique neck and a. She has a chronic pink retitis. And she just craps everywhere. Yeah, that's great. Yeah!
Starting point is 01:35:34 What the fuck comic comedy show starts off with two dogs of dead and one's about to die. Like, for real. I mean, the craps everywhere was kind of funny. That was good, but other bad, I didn't fight it very alright, so I thought this was interesting because Sarah Refuses to be funny on her show. She doesn't try to be funny. I know that she was a comedian at one point In no way on the show would you know that if you watched every episode and for some reason this person called in explained how keep up Sarah because she uses humor even when it's a very serious situation. One thing I think you do a great now is using humor to approach serious topics with people. I'm in a situation
Starting point is 01:36:23 where my husband needs a kidney transplant. The waiting list is really, really long. Hey, and go! How many chunks you got for that one, Sarah? Let's see. What do you think of that? If you know this, when he gave it a a compliment did you see it light up? So this guy doesn't a whole thing my husband is a kiss me trans when he's about to die How can I get people to give up their kidney and my number 15? She actually has some good advice for this guy I would suggest, uh, Facebook, better know. Go on Facebook that's all. Hold on a second.
Starting point is 01:37:08 What's up for me. The funny part about this is that Eric's name didn't keep a kidney because he kept it since I went on Facebook. That's true. That's true. That was actually good advice. That was actually good advice.
Starting point is 01:37:20 Oh, fucking happened. Two years, December 6thth Facebook next thing I know Oh, yeah, I'll do that and then the rest is history She's brilliant and what's interesting here is that she knows all about your personality type because she explains why someone would do that After connecting with someone on Facebook. Oh, this is true. Yes. I bet there's even like a kink out there where people want to They're like want to have surgery. They want to be a hero a lot of people need to be a hero They this could be an opportunity for that. I don't know It's a cake. He wants to be a hero. Congratulations. I'm like yes, she caught me
Starting point is 01:38:05 Thank you guys. I appreciate that. Tell me how great I am. Ha ha ha ha ha! Thank you. Oh my god, I'm hard. I'm hard. Not in podcasting, but don't any of you kidding me, it's very important, very good job, honey.
Starting point is 01:38:18 Pronto, fuck it, dad. So then, a really funny guy calls in to really light the mode. It's my number 16. Hi, 6-0. I recently lost 3 and it will be for my life in the Times band like 7 weeks. But my December to mid-February all due to the end of my year. December 20th, I lost a very good musician friend of mine. Then just before I was apart my little brother, it was my best friend in Compadant. That is if that wasn't enough, I lost my wife for 27 years, the little one.
Starting point is 01:38:50 I had a huge building, I had emotional support and structure. I also had after two years of battling for us, cancer with her, I've cried probably more than the sum total involved in crying notes in over 18 years. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm so excited about that. I'll get away on the fucking air. And then my next one is her advice to this guy. Oh good. Actually, I'm gonna write this down. Yeah, get your back.
Starting point is 01:39:30 I know, so sorry. Let's see what I can offer you. You know, when my mom died, Gary Shanling gave me this quote, this Buddhist quote, by the way, that was seven months before he died and my mom died The Buddhist say something like Teach me what I have to learn So her body says and I quote suck it off butter god
Starting point is 01:40:01 Here's Shanley. Yeah. Oh wow, I got a... Fuckin' man. Yeah. You probably did like three segments of it. You my cats. Brought to you by Irvine's Hollywood fan. I should have brought your spots in his out of the bag, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:40:18 We didn't call this shit. Fuck you. Fuck you and your audience. Thank you. Thanks for driving away here here doing this for free. By the way, I'm the worst. I only got one more. This is the one time that she actually tries to be funny
Starting point is 01:40:34 in a 45 minute show. Oh, shit, I didn't hear this, okay. Wow, let me try. My dad makes fun of me because like, if he, you know, he always insists on paying, so I always look, I try to look when he's not looking to see what he put for a tip. And then he got me, he switched out the actual tip with the customer copy and he just made it look like he only tipped $1.
Starting point is 01:41:01 And I had an hard attack, but then he put the real one down. She's like, I want a 150 in post. Jesus Christ. I want to go back to the guy with the dead wife. I thought that was one of the times. I have a clip, Rose, that sums up Sarah's show. It's about two seconds long. All right, sorry, I'm not wildly helpful.
Starting point is 01:41:21 Yeah, yeah. Well, that means Sarah. Man, that'd be like a zero. Man, that'd be a single way. I'll be shit. Alright, they're more winning comedy show by the way. Comedy show. Yeah, the award winner. Get a fuck of warts. Don't touch me.
Starting point is 01:41:35 Although I did get a nice flag from Montreal, thank you guys for voting to join my job. Best of the try. Oh, yes everybody. Eric Singh, I want to touch you again. Thank you so much for doing this. You're my job I will touch you got thank you so much for doing this Damn it I'm a car You never know man, never know You never know, thank you guys are awesome I love being part of it and you guys are just fantastic Come on here, it's a great car Thanks, you're an amazing car
Starting point is 01:42:14 Thank you Carl, thank you I appreciate the party At this time, Grocer is going to set out He'll be back up and produce your Chris It's going to set out because what we're going to do right now is we're going to do a new segment that we've been doing. Creep, oh! Who are those creeps? What it's not just who are these creeps, it's who are these creeps,
Starting point is 01:42:39 Drew, Crank, Crossel, Crank Cross El Correta! Cheers! Great job, Rio! And Sean from the Chico department! And Drew Lane, a fantastic fantastic! Oh, here! Because we need to talk about Nancy Grace. Let's talk about Nancy Grace. I'm looking forward to it. Now, let's start off with just the premise of what crew are these creeps as.
Starting point is 01:43:09 Right. Why are we doing this segment carotel field? It's because we're petty. We think that the creep-up is the best true crime show on the internet, and we aim to prove it! And we don't do that! One true crime show in time to let you know every the true crime show sucks Compared to the creep-up and this is an amazing opportunity because if we could convince Drew Wayne about this
Starting point is 01:43:32 And we've done something he actually had no idea what he was doing You know I asked before the show he said, you know, clip the mom's victim deal. Oh yeah, we clip the mom's victim deal. We've put a lot of things, we should clip a degree boss. Sounds like a barrel of life, let's go. Alright, so we're gonna talk about a show today that is right very high to the true Greg Charts. Nancy Grace, former prosecutor from Atlanta, Georgia, thrown off of television because she's pretty much awful.
Starting point is 01:44:06 And I figured right now, I noticed that. Yeah, she does a show now for serious exam. And like, come on, so does Dr. Steve Rayquist. I think it shows everybody how it's turned out. Yes, Steve. That's hard. As bad radio folks. This is the thing.
Starting point is 01:44:21 So this is the prop that I noticed, not that I really hate about shows in our radio and that also do a podcast, hit number zero for me, Carl. Do we match with child by the month of January? It's the useless transitions from what cuts they're so fucking lazy. But hey, just go straight from one side to another 80 grace I hate it You don't do that doing I will tell you though the style of the show has something in common with the creep off
Starting point is 01:45:05 Okay, it kind of reminds me of your presentations the creep off fans will know what I'm talking about Clip one first of all take a listen to this Friend This is now we're learning more about who took And now we're learning more about who took Genjo, take those dialed friends at CBS4. George Morales' All this show is, is her plate clips of other shows. Yes. What's going on with that?
Starting point is 01:45:35 She caught us every episode. What's going on with that, really? I don't know why I can say the words. She's right to say the words. That's the way I say it. It's transitional. Yes. Here's the fun thing about me.
Starting point is 01:45:46 Are you talking about my kids? Oh, no, no, no. This one lives to be sensational. She loves to make everything super kind of over the top. Listen to the opening of her latest episode, Carl, this blew my mind. I am one day most of us when you're children home. We call for them, they come running, they hop in the car when they're supposed to, they're in advance when you wake them up in the morning. That is not for mom, Janet. Her six year-old boy, JoJo, seemingly vanishes into him there.
Starting point is 01:46:31 She's such a asshole. She has the mother on. This woman is sitting there on the line that she's going. A lot of other people's kids are still there. Yeah. You know, like your family's intact and you're having a great time today? We on you, but not everyone's doing that. Not for this lady. Not for my first guest today. Here's the fun part about this. She gets this woman on and the first question she asked, we find out
Starting point is 01:47:01 that JoJo is out. Chris E. Mayer is's coming. Who cares? Chrissy what's up? I'm doing a live show in Detroit right now, Chrissy. You're in Drops again. The good news is they love you. Alright, say how did everyone in the Netherlands part, man? I see pretty good back. I swear, I got right out. I hope that he and redirects to New Orleans. Fucking hurricane, Chrissy. Okay, so if I had the Bissi-Six-year-old, this woman's child is autistic, and she asked
Starting point is 01:48:10 a question about this at the most... I mean, when a six-year-old's autistic... What's the most possible? When a six-year-old's autistic, how do you know? True, real question. Sorry, you were doing a setup. I assume they have trouble with colors. I don't call you that.
Starting point is 01:48:27 Like if a kid doesn't know what blue is, he might be up to something. I don't know. Janet, thank you for being with us. Thank you, Carmen. Janet, explain to me how his autism is affecting him. It's such a wide spectrum. Very often, autism.
Starting point is 01:48:45 Is he one of those blackjack players? What's his autism line? Is he kind of cariser? Is he just bouncing the walls? Is the dealer showing 18? What would you say? A stick children can be streamlined into school. People that don't understand autism would never suspect. The most important thing is that you have to be careful. You have to be careful.
Starting point is 01:49:06 You have to be careful. You have to be careful. You have to be careful. You have to be careful. You have to be careful. You have to be careful. You have to be careful. You have to be careful.
Starting point is 01:49:22 You have to be careful. You have to be careful. You can't see how retarded you see. Well, it's your thing you asked. Now, Carl, the title of my next clip, hold on, I was thinking I have a draft for this. I don't know. Talk about my title. Talk about my title.
Starting point is 01:49:39 All right, sorry, I'll get back to this later. All right, my next clip is titled, Ain't No Fat Check It. You've just got the custody, is that right? Um, no. Good stuff, Nancy. Now, I think this book comfort me because I want you to remember that Nancy has the mother of a child with disabilities who
Starting point is 01:50:06 is still currently missing on the line while she says this to her guest, her other guest who is an expert. The guy's name is Jack, he concepts me on his mother and also Mark, Mark Mark every hour that goes by is another hour. I think it is 60 MPH, 60 miles away, further per hour. What should police be doing right now? That's right, your son can be one quarter to the distance of the moon. Ah, ah, ah.
Starting point is 01:50:41 Every second you waste talking to me, I'm a stupid show. Your son is closing me a damn. The title of that book was Cumpfurty. Yeah thanks, thanks to Ante and Chief's mom. Why is doing her voice so fine? She's so hard about it. She's really one dimension on the game. I got to lie to you guys, after listening to this and watching this show, I know the creep
Starting point is 01:51:04 off is the number one true crime bond guest. This might be my new favorite because she's so awful, it's great. We'll have to cover this one again in the future I think. For sure. Well, I brought this next clip. Is this information helpful? Now remember, this kid is gone. We've already established that every second
Starting point is 01:51:25 that she's wastey time, the child is getting further away. This is the information that the mother is giving. Go ahead, Carl. Explore it now and make it walk up to somebody and just by looking at their car, keep telling that he has a typical car or the typical car. He's just very factual.
Starting point is 01:51:43 Sounds like what a silly chance of accomplishments. I could tell what type of guy in very far-troom. Sounds like what a silly chance accomplishes, but I could tell what type of guy you drive just by your keys. But I guess what she's saying is, if you see a child that might look autistic, that looks confused, jangle your keys in front of him. And if you know who's going to your driving, call 911. What is this show? I don't understand what this is. And then the mother goes on to talk about how this kid communicates to keep an eye out for him. Go ahead. He doesn't move when we do hands when he's happy. He claps the hands. When he's angry, he's powerful but it does in a very, in a very particular way. Okay, so if he's happy and he knows that he flaps his hands.
Starting point is 01:52:29 If he's angry and he knows that he flaps his hands, you know what this mom sounds like? That's the real king there. She does something to see on the computer. I know he's happy or angry if he flaps his hands whole time. Right, it's wildly unhelpful. Just say, let's hand-wise. You drive and cheap.
Starting point is 01:52:48 I don't know what the fuck is happening there, but Nancy's trying to describe what to do if you run into this job and how to recognize him in public. Put the next one, please, girl. He flaps his hands, which is very common in my statistic, children. If he's happy. You know, I get a birthday party or something, balloons making a happy.
Starting point is 01:53:09 It makes the big children happy. Birthday parties, balloons, etc. If you see a child flapping and there's balloons, it's probably the missing kid, Dolphoo. Can I just point out something kind of obvious here? She could put a photo of this kid on her website and say go to NancyGray.com to see what he looks like. Isn't it turned to describe an autistic six-year-old
Starting point is 01:53:31 with all these things like clapping hands and recognizing car keys? Now, are you saying that her that fit is not really effective? I don't think she cares. I don't think she's trying to find this camp again, do you? It's just so content for her. Hey, Carl, I think you cares. I think she's trying to find this camp again. It's just so kind to form her. Hey Carl, I think you might be right,
Starting point is 01:53:47 because what I'm about to show you folks is that Nancy Grace might have the same disease that Stuttering John does. Not out the hall of the side. He's doing the one that makes her think everything about herself. Now, she starts to introduce her All-Star Experts, my next one. I'm looking at the panel, really All-Star Experts we have and now these people are supposed to be helping this woman
Starting point is 01:54:14 you know find her kid. So the first thing she does is explain why she picked this panel, class, uh, founder of Class Kids Foundation at Class Kids.org. And his daughter was poly, was kidnapped. He assisted mode in his life to help him find the same people. You know, Randy, I'm not, I'm going to you right now because... Okay, you want to guess why she's going to the next guy? Part of it, you're never going gonna believe this. This is why. We've known each other for so long. I'm sure you recall the time that my son, John David, had a horrible blow to the head,
Starting point is 01:54:56 and he was in the hospital for almost a week. This ain't about you sweetheart. And I slept with him every night. And I missed him and I was one. What the fuck is wrong with him? Why is that butter? Yeah, the two are at the same time. I got a job with that.
Starting point is 01:55:13 To affect what was future me. And they were giving us all these dire predictions about what had happened to John David. I'm happy to report knock on wood at this moment. He's got all A's in high school and he's successful in singing. And he's singing, and everything is okay. But we know he's trying to do it. We know he's trying to do it. And when the hospital and David is trying to figure out how badly he may be in the heart
Starting point is 01:55:43 and I'm hearing Janet consists of his wife. And we make sure she's brought to her son to try to know him for one inch in life. And now some A-hole takes it. Way to make it about you dancing. She goes, your son's missing. My son's killing it. Yeah, my son's six foot five.
Starting point is 01:56:02 Oh, he's doing great. Thanks, Nancy. He doesn't flap or anything. He does give it to Carrakees as your kid, but he's still probably labnises successful career someday. I am telling you, Carl. Yeah. I lost my place. I'm sorry guys. Woo!
Starting point is 01:56:13 There you go. Okay. So, I'm going to have to go back to the office. I'm going to have to go back to the office. I'm going to have to go back to the office. I'm going to have to go back to the office. I'm going to have to go back to the office. I'm sorry guys. Woo! I got back.
Starting point is 01:56:27 Okay. So, I want you to play this next clip. I'm going to call it, uh, Sam. I'm looking at his notes. It just says pizza. Here's how it's going to be in the comments. He's hoping he'll eat out the pizza later tonight. So, I'll be right, we're at, uh,
Starting point is 01:56:42 Italian sauce. Italian sauce. We're at, uh, 7th heaven.. We're at 7th heaven, would you mind? 7th heaven for you? Here's the thing, we know who took JoJo. It's the father and he's a religious guy. Listen to how crazy this guy sounds. Even little children may end up...
Starting point is 01:56:59 No, not about this. 7th heaven for one. Well, you gotta give me a number, buddy. It doesn't have a number. Thanks, Mark, for a hour. Oh, wow. Super easy for me to figure out. I told you the name.
Starting point is 01:57:12 It's written right there. It's true. It's been a long day. What do I have to do for a point call next to it? I knew him in nice. I've become a movie of Penn and say that he's that would call him Penn. He had had to go heaven before seven or eight. And he did, he constantly repeated that and I was very concerned.
Starting point is 01:57:33 So, we. That's right. The father told his artistic son that he needs to go to heaven before he turns seven. Yeah, because you do start sitting after that. So, it feels like you're going to get to heaven. That is true. It's a good strategy if you think about it. Yeah, we totally grew our fucking child. I don't know to tell us. Now Nancy responds to this. This child is afraid of dying and going to heaven or going to hell. She responds by making it all about herself again. Oh no. Even little children that don't have autism,
Starting point is 01:58:06 so-called normal children are afraid of the government. My children, of course, that's from the interest of white and dental and Halloween, they were so... My child's not even Mexican, you know it's a normal kid. Normal child, you're not my type of child. They're so scared, they were really little. They wouldn't even say the word, Debra. They still did this day called, Satan the D-Guy.
Starting point is 01:58:33 They were not even saying the name like in Baltimore. You're not supposed to say the same when they conjure him up. Her child's the same. She's a autistic child. She's talking about fucking Harry Potter and her kid is missing. Also, they started the show by saying that every second that goes by, this kid is getting further and further away.
Starting point is 01:58:53 And she wasted all of this time. Actually, they didn't know why he was missing. I like doing a few excerpts. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. And then 20 minutes in, they're like, oh, the way it was the father. Oh, she's gonna be looking for him all the time. Yeah, right. And then 20 minutes in there like, oh my god, it was the 5th.
Starting point is 01:59:05 Oh, we're gonna be looking for him all the time. Yeah, right. We got this funny design looking at him. We can only drive. We can be looking for him. We can control. Yeah, we have a voice display number. I covered the cover.
Starting point is 01:59:16 We're gonna put the block. Now I've listened to two episodes in the show. The second episode I listened to was even crazier than the first one. All right. I called this, but listen to the opening of this one. Tell me this isn't coming in high. Let me understand this. A 10,6-trafficing victim is ordered to pay $150,000 to the rapist she's stand did.
Starting point is 01:59:47 Let me say that all the time. A teen girl is a rape victim. A victim of sex trafficking. And she's been ordered my court to pay $150,000 to the alleged rapist that Ray Clark family, as if she's Dan-Doh. Is there more to it than the heavy nancy? Sounds like a loser of a case. He was the rapiest rapper that ever raged.
Starting point is 02:00:17 And that was $150,000. Now, she dumbest out of this with the kinsyest southern saying, I love this. Wait, Jackie, go you done there, right? Okay, I'm done there, right? It's not me. It's the judge. That sounds pretty bad backwards to me. Oh, it's Sissy! Bad backwards. So listen guys, I'm gonna get out of here, but I want you to know something.
Starting point is 02:00:41 I kind of want Nancy Grace down after listening to listening to that episode because listen to this one title 15 I should say this you know she's out. Go ahead Mr. Brooks about over three times Or any of those in the clock. I'm just curious. I don't know She said in the play room that she stabbed in the arms, legs, and growing with the appendurum. And then I know that. Just saying I'm just curious, make that question okay? No!
Starting point is 02:01:13 She was rooting out this girl. She murdered a pimp who was asleep. Now I know that people like you because of your axlune. Did you give him an axlune back? Judge, did you think of anything from our Nancy Grace show? You checked this out. I see people with the axlune too, and I just needed your already, but now I need your little bit more.
Starting point is 02:01:33 What? Yeah. She really sensationalizes these people's trauma and then talks them to their face. Yeah, and she's also super insensitive, and I haven't yet. Yeah. She's like, I believe you have not just thought of her. She's great. She's great. I love her. And you know what? This is my favorite. This is her trying to relate to someone who's what of the experts who's a doctor in psychology. Listen to this chef. It will be a cold day and 18 00 on it. Somebody give me a soft story about why.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.I.L.L.I.L.I.L.L.I.L.L.I.L.L.I.L.L.I.L.I.L.L.I.L.L.I.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L I get locked it. So imagine I turned out as well. You're signed the annual right 15, 20 times a day.
Starting point is 02:02:30 Your daughter, North Mom's close. Can you just imagine you're serving an iPhone around a prison? She's so despicable. Oh, the answer to this is the best. So she has another show that she does come up, that we're gonna come for more on the green box. Yeah, but it's called her crime reports.
Starting point is 02:02:51 And that's basically the scum parade without the helpful advice. Yeah, all right. That sounds funny. I actually have a whole clip. It's five seconds long, but it sums up how dumb Nancy Grace is. I understand.
Starting point is 02:03:04 Question to you. stands. I understand. Question to you. I don't understand. Which is it? She's the best. She really is. She's the best. Carl, this is Carl Dutton and Good Child tonight, everybody. Cheers! That was Billy, that's son of a- That's a good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, I love you, Jiminy.
Starting point is 02:03:27 Jenny Jindles, anything else you wanted to tie a bow out with us? Not really, you got it. You got it. He's a pro. He's a pro, is it him? Yes. Let's hear from Jenny Jindles, everybody. And one more time, Drew Leading. Drew Todd.
Starting point is 02:03:46 Thank you, each of you, I think to come and everybody, thank you. Let's see all of you. I'm going back into public retirement now. There it is. That was a cheer that, and is don't forget to do the new show. Don't forget Drew Leading will watch 48 hours and something up for you. That is Drew Crime. Whoop! Whoop!
Starting point is 02:04:09 Whoop! We have one more segment for everybody tonight. Don't tell me you're my boyfriend. Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Starting point is 02:04:21 Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Don't come to get a white one, you know. Don't come to get a white one, you know. Don't come to get a white one, you know.
Starting point is 02:04:29 Don't come to get a white one, you know. Don't be in a dream, I'm just going to show you a white one. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Starting point is 02:04:38 Yeah! That's right, everybody. We must do the latest episode of Free Water and I have a feeling that Groves and Andy have some thoughts on this. Do we have her? But if there's anybody here who doesn't know about Patty C. Cox, my number one is going to explain everything to you. But either way, this is a water podcast.
Starting point is 02:05:05 It's a water-based podcast, like a water-based Pokemon. Well, coming for your fucking head, all right? I'm GeroDos, your Charizard doesn't matter. Pokemon is still the shit. All right, another world gone up. I'm more confused. I didn't know you were gonna get to some spicy monster needs talk.
Starting point is 02:05:24 Smash your farts. Charge our monster fans. The next three hours we're going to go through all the monster mates. Bubble be girl. Smash your fans. Smash your fans. We're out of our souls. We get into.
Starting point is 02:05:38 Smash them all. We get into reviewing some beverages. Because I don't know why actually. But my number two we get talking about bubbly the can't think of water and it turns out shameless what a fan and you know I'm talking about bubbly or blueble if you're fucking lame it's a heavily sparkling water of some kind it is this abomination to beverages of all kinds, right? Like regular iced tea is better than that shit.
Starting point is 02:06:09 I'm talking about iced tea without sugar in it, okay? Without any kind of sweetener. And that shit is a muddy rainwater. It's the brown water that comes out of your sink when you haven't used it in six to twelve years, right? And it's still there. This is super. You know who I love, I do you say, who hints ice tea? I did that. That's interesting. That wasn't a good analogy, I thought. He's like, that's just, ice tea's better than ice tea's socks.
Starting point is 02:06:37 Who the fuck hints ice tea? These are the opinions of a three-year-old child. Right. That's pouring cold red on Captain Crunch. That ain't fucking pain. It doesn't taste like anything he just want to know about it. He's also putting on his plants and wondering whether I'm being right. No, I'm being right.
Starting point is 02:06:53 But yeah, I like that he goes, this is shitty because it's brown. Well, so is beer. I mean, there's a lot of brown things are delicious, so I don't know if I'm following that logic. And my next clip he explains is he literally can't understand any drink without sugar. Like, it's sugar. Why would you drink it? It's just water with bubbles and it's the most uncomfortable shit to drink.
Starting point is 02:07:15 I don't know how it got over here. Because I definitely have heard that this is more like a European type of deal. And it's coming to America. I don't understand if that includes the crowding, because so many sparkler waters other than like the two-liter bottle that you can get from like the dollar general, flavor, water, whatever the fuck it is, it's not even really the sparkling and sometimes it is sparkling and it's just so much better. And that's simply because they put some sugar in it because if that's what the fuck
Starting point is 02:07:41 bubbly is missing or the crowding is missing, howroy is missing How do they get or they are today? How is anybody drinking that shit? And then also trying to convince other people that it is good. It's not, it's bad. I don't it's you. Currently stuff is going to remind me to brush it for a problem. And then we get into coffee and I promise you
Starting point is 02:08:15 this does not go where you think it's going. Hey, it's cheaper than a cup of coffee. It's like, when you must really think there's that, it might be a military coffee. And there is a shit tongue, but never like coffee. Never became a fan. I drank it for periods, often on just out of sheer boredom, and not even.
Starting point is 02:08:34 Who drinks coffee out of boredom? I've known and wanted to pass the time, I thought, up drinks, I mean, it's disgusting to me. That will pass the time, right? Interesting. I would never, even though there's fan disgusting to me. That will pass the time, right? Interesting. I would never, even though there's fancier coffee that makes it taste less like coffee,
Starting point is 02:08:49 could give a shit. You know? Not one of those people. Not one of those people. Not one of those people. Not one of those people. Not one of those people. Not one of those people.
Starting point is 02:08:58 Not one of those people. Not one of those people. Not one of those people. Not one of those people. Not one of those people. Not one of those people. Not one of those people. Not one of those people. Not one of those people. Not one of those people. Not one of those people. I'm sure it's from Gordon! I'm probably drinking coffee right now listening to the podcast dude and that's crazy to say. It just proves the end of the move. I'm not like you.
Starting point is 02:09:10 No matter how much you think we relate because you enjoy my podcast and the shit I talk about, the way that I speak about these things, we're going to have this same dude. You know what? It makes nothing to me. I'm all the best. I'm a friend who gets blackout drunk drinking IPA so we have nothing in common. Oh, you would drink coffee in the morning? I can't even relate to you on any level. We're not the same. We're so different. You keep your fucking strawberry quick and your fucking cat can't eat me.
Starting point is 02:09:46 So you're fucking ear gangers and I'll stick with coffee. We're definitely not Trump is jumping away We're not the same either Then we get into a sales pitch. This is the craziest sales pitch for a Patreon. I've ever heard of my entire fucking life. Hey man, those numbers for the free stuff. Now imagine I'm putting that Patreon. I know there's some of you guys going over there you can check out the Patreon and then you run away. But here's what it is folks. It might not be extra, it might not be exclusive. But you are helping support the stuff you do every free.
Starting point is 02:10:27 So when I put out three episodes in a month's time after I come back without dropping anything on Patreon, that's what the $3 is for. Oh shit, I got started using that! I've been doing bonus episodes that are only on picture and I just feel like the free stuff is why you pay for a picture You're wasting your time Yeah! You know you're paid for? Nothing Goddamn this guy's gonna love figuring out I got the extra
Starting point is 02:10:54 You know we're exclusive or funny or interesting But what's funny is that 12 people supporting it for about 18 months now The same 12 people He still feels like he's a beauty, guys, I know your pets. Yeah. They don't even remember that they're subscribed to your picture. That's fine.
Starting point is 02:11:10 Don't worry about it. And since free ship is an ad for your Patreon, and the fact that he doesn't grasp that, it's just a test warning to why he's a failure or is it not? Wow, failure. Failure is a strong word. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:11:23 I'm a pretty big fan of it. So you want to listen? So for a couple episodes now, he's been watching a YouTube reality show about young basketball players. Oh good. He talked about it constantly. And sometimes he even fucked himself up while he's talking about it. And you find out that there's a lot of beef with this guy as well, a snake-griss guy, which is
Starting point is 02:11:46 not important about this entire episode of it. What's going to happen? I'm slowing down, guys. I'm sorry, I'm trying to just keep myself on track here, so I'm consign with it, man. Trying to be a preface, but no. Truthfully, I only bring up basketball again, just lately I've been seeing they're doing ads. Alright, in his defense, he's 20 minutes in.
Starting point is 02:12:12 You do get tired going 20 minutes into a podcast. It's starting to get up at that point. I have to tell you, Kroes, I pulled a clip from this show. It's a little early earlier out of the episode. But we take this for granted because Patrick Michael says ridiculous things all the time. We have to remember that only Patrick Michael would say this. He's talking about the fact that he wishes he was numbering his episode, it's all a long, so that you can reference old episodes and say, by the way, if you want to hear more about this basketball reality show watching a
Starting point is 02:12:45 YouTube I talked about it in 1967 and 32 so he says that he wishes he did that but does he? I wish I kept trying my episodes I'd always had plans to do something like that I'll cry a number of the episodes but those were two certain points where you're like well fuck this I could give a shit about having any idea of one episode I'm on, what episode's coming up. That doesn't make sense. I wish I had done that, but fuck that shit! I would never do that! Also, how can you retroactively figure it out?
Starting point is 02:13:16 Yeah, I know, I know, I know. How do you ever feel it was once one and two and three and four? I don't know if I date, well I don't. I gotta take my shoes off. You wanna fucking get it here. And then this is just another fun hope that I have because Patrick Michael says so many things that he said everything. But also, who am I to tell you what to do?
Starting point is 02:13:38 You tell us what to do all the time. Yeah, and you tell us not to mess with you. You tell us to sign up for your Patreon. You tell us not to put lists on them. You tell us what to do all the time who might have time with you. That's all you do Yeah, because it's what you're watching the by The line up on the wall. Yeah, which flavor mountain dew is delicious So what kind of ads is he's singing on YouTube that are driving him crazy? That's my number set and now you're saying hey man
Starting point is 02:14:08 It doesn't matter how well you want you should be taking something to enhance your boner It's incredible. It's like I'm literally saying hey man. We don't give a fuck just Fuck it's like they think that without blue. You you'll never reach your full potential, dude. It's steroids from your bummer. I'm sold. That's how it's a good product. I can't wait this voter medication watching to have a voter. I'm selling dick bills.
Starting point is 02:14:40 It's up to you to determine how plastic your dick is. I wonder what's he googling that all his ads being served are for GoTo. I mean, it's a good point. Well, so then he takes this to its logical extension. What happens because everyone that watches this basketball show takes a shit out of GoTo and they're going to for 20 years. I mean, obviously, because, you know, obviously. So what happens then?
Starting point is 02:15:04 Now, you will start to have to rely on this thing you will need it. So you're telling me you start taking root you for the funsies when you don't need it once so ever and you do it for years and years and years because you just think it's better for you and somehow it hits and it makes it better. Whatever 20 years down the line of doing this, it's not going to have an effect. The fuck out of here, dude. There's going to be a lot of limp, dick, AA type of meanings. A lot of dudes in circles talking about,
Starting point is 02:15:33 do what I fucking do, choose man? Hell, hi! Listen, I just want to say, doing anything for 20 years, Stray, has no effect on any of Mike's book channel. Yeah. And I'll tell you, I won to have the right to have the function, dysfunction, support, but nobody came. I thought we were at one for the last 24 hours at the AirBZ.
Starting point is 02:15:59 We're at one right now. You're so dick motherfuckers out there. So finally, you were absolutely episode by getting you were actually angry at a true crime YouTube host. Then he doesn't like. I like the series, but for some reason this jerk off thanks. By God, I paid so much money for these fake fucking teeth. I'm putting on camera. Not damn it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I like the series, but for some reason this jerk off thanks by God I paid so much money for these fake fucking teeth
Starting point is 02:16:27 I'm putting on camera goddamnit. And he does and it makes you hate it. I think his name is Geo or something It's like also get a different neck just something like just be a regular guy You know what I mean? Geo dude't know. Sometimes he makes a good point. I think I sound like a fucking douchebag. Yeah, I don't like to do either now. He's got a good point there. Alright. Well, I'm not going to do that.
Starting point is 02:16:56 I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I don't like to either now. He's got a good fight there. Alright. Well, I'm glad the Patrick Michael's back to podcast. He took two months off and he's back better than I was.
Starting point is 02:17:15 Oh, that's wonderful. She makes me very happy. Thank you, Mr. Shade. Guys, I started the show today with a parody song from Tony Muscrat that I just received just this afternoon. Well, he sent me two parody songs this afternoon. And so I went to play for you, and then I drink beer. I was gonna clean the cat box too and then I had a few beers. I ate clean, I've got a gallon of orange juice so I'm in the clear
Starting point is 02:18:07 Drink more beer drink more beer drink more beer I was gonna pay my debt what I spent it all caused I was gonna make a $3 bet But I can't because I spent it all caused gonna make a $3 bet But I can't cuz I spend it on course Now I live at Scott's house sleeping on the floor I drank cause because I drank cause because I drank cause
Starting point is 02:18:41 I was gonna file a lawsuit and then I drank a pint I was gonna take down pot phase 2 and then I went to the ball and had a few pints. On the rafting stock of the internet, and I know why. Hey, hey, hey, hey I haven't seen my kids in years, because I'm always trying to get laid huge cans. Now they don't even call me on Father's Day. I tried to get laid, tried to get laid, I struggled to get laid. I was gonna wipe myself, but I went to the bar, and I didn't. I was gonna take care of my health, but I spend every day at the bar. Now my hemorrhoid doctor won't return my car. I went to the bar because I'm drunk at the bar. I got a Winner the ball
Starting point is 02:19:45 That the ball I think this guy I'm a cool You can How cool is it Dean and I'm home? Don't you talk to him? No, I'm not I'm a cool man
Starting point is 02:20:02 Tony Muscoran everybody Killer of 4 and 6 I never had. Tony Muscar and everybody, killer of the four of us. That was very Tony. All right, and this time, I want to play to catch a gambler. I need three people in the audience. Orange should have played to catch a gambler. This one over here. The person with the sign that I don't understand
Starting point is 02:20:19 and try and over here, come on out. And what's the point to catch a gambler? I need producer Chris to keep score, because I'm terrible over here, come on out. And what's the point of getting to Danber? I need producer Chris to keep score, because I'm terrible at that. I have to tell you that Cardiff sent in a special live Detroit version. I don't know what that means, but there's some type of live Detroit version
Starting point is 02:20:38 of the show to catch the Danber. We're gonna get our contestants up here, The people who get their arms up very quickly Ryan who made who are these beers an IPA based on our show that was fantastic Oh, this is your Giga Super Chat very well done Up top your Giga I'm on the side. I'm on the side. I'm on the side. I'm on the side. I'm on the side. I'm on the side. I'm on the side. I'm on the side.
Starting point is 02:21:08 I'm on the side. I'm on the side. I'm on the side. I'm on the side. I'm on the side. I'm on the side. I'm on the side. I'm on the side.
Starting point is 02:21:16 I'm on the side. I'm on the side. I'm on the side. I'm on the side. I'm on the side. I'm on the side. I'm on the side. I'm on the side.
Starting point is 02:21:24 I'm on the side. I'm on the side. I'm on the side. I'm on the side. I'm Brian at WATV, one of his leaders, we have Bowers and Declare Shores, so I want to check us out. Thank you guys so much. Appreciate it. And presshousecopy.com, but really amazing, I believe. Presshousecopy.com is a great place to come. Get into the mic, my friend. Yes, I have the presshousehousecomp.com. Get back into the mic, my friend. Yes, I have the presshousecomp.com plus W-A-D-T.
Starting point is 02:21:48 Just go that website and get physics and ultra-water. I don't know if that's still true. Okay. Oh, that's a big soul. All right, now forget how to use your mic. L-S-D-U to pitch it down. Let's do it. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch a down
Starting point is 02:22:08 Are you ready to play to catch a down? I have a lot of comedian friends. I've been around this place for a long time. I don't have many comedian enemies. I don't. I try to treat people nice. I don't. So I try to treat people nice. And they trashed poor guy Chad. He's a good dude. And I didn't go, John, I'm getting trash left and right because I didn't trash him. I go, you know what Chad? Don't sweat it. These people on losers, they have no time. They have no job, which proves that people are jobless because all they can do is go on reddit
Starting point is 02:22:48 which I don't even go on. And trash that's their life is to trash what kind of life do you have? If your single purpose when you wake up is to trash Stubborn John. What did John say next? Alright, I wish Chrissy had called it now now to talk about Chan Tsumak. She missed the opportunity. So that's funny. Who could possibly not like Chan Tsumak?
Starting point is 02:23:20 I know the people whose printed cards he stole. Everybody write first, guys. I don't know the people whose printed cards he stole. They were gonna be my first guess. Or get someone's social security number and block that person by one of his life's dreams. Is that happened too? I wanna know that that accusation's being very, very, very, not- I'm not social security number, I'm not a blockie. All right, let's find out what he says next. Everyone, let's see, close.
Starting point is 02:23:39 Here are your choices. I'm not my one. I'll tell you what kind of life it is. Pathetic. Be granted, I'm a dearest celebrity at best. Believe these people think that they are howling. But when Howard would tease me, it was with love and respect. Next, a life full of jealousy, yeah, jealous
Starting point is 02:24:10 of everything I keep. Lastly, I understand that there's nothing else to do in Rochester Or Detroit All right, I'm gonna go first as I always do this isn't a fun one, but I think it's Number B Number being producer What do you got Mason? You just wrote a bit of a book by a real name? Yeah, I said it before too. Are you mad about that? Did I text you? I'm sorry! Cut that part out!
Starting point is 02:24:57 Very good buddy. Well, I'm just going to go with the scene. Alright, Brian? Well, I'm just gonna go with the scene. See? Alright. Brian? Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. You know what?
Starting point is 02:25:10 Okay, Jesus, what do you want to say? Man. This asshole says to. Okay, Jesus says. Be from cocaine, Jesus. Okay, Jesus, my brother. Alright. Sounds good?
Starting point is 02:25:21 So John the member admit to being a detestable. Oh, we don't have time actually that could be the one So he's gonna he's gonna trash Detroit right cuz you know how we can ever get the market Would be the best one Yeah That's what I'm wondering. But doesn't sound like John's not listening to the show. How does he even... Yeah, he doesn't even know about you, my ex-boyfriend. Yeah, he's gonna be a show, but you guys... So, and John, this is not gonna give a shit about the fact that it made the comedy for this stupid fucking Super Chat. Fuck you!
Starting point is 02:25:56 Ah! Alright. Artists working man, not cats. I'm sorry, I just- I- I'm sorry. Oh, that's a totally shit. What's up, let's listen for the inter- Fuck. That's their life. It's detrash.
Starting point is 02:26:13 What kind of life do you have? If your single purpose when you wake up is to trash Stubborn John. I granted, I'm a de-less celebrity. I'm a de-less celebrity. I'm a de-less celebrity. I'm a de-less celebrity. I'm a de-less celebrity. I'm a de-less celebrity.
Starting point is 02:26:34 I'm a de-less celebrity. I'm a de-less celebrity. I'm a de-less celebrity. I'm a de-less celebrity. I'm a de-less celebrity. I'm a de-less celebrity. I'm a de-less celebrity. I'm a de-less celebrity.
Starting point is 02:26:42 I'm a de-less celebrity. I'm a de-less celebrity. I'm a de-less celebrity. I'm a de-less celebrity. I'm a de-less celebrity. I'm a de-less celebrity. I'm a de-less celebrity. That's all for this week. Come back next week. Cause I know that you are a man enough to catch a down. Wow, don't worry about it. We had a prize too. Do you want to pick a winner for this? I'll let Jenny Jingles pick a winner for this, because we do have a prize. Give it up for Jenny jingles everybody holy shit
Starting point is 02:27:26 I don't ever have a mic for you right here. This is the doctor Steve Mom right here Congratulations Jenny Grab this mic Congratulations buddy, over his face. Can you guys believe, Senator Jeff thinks it's pinnacle to make one of them over 300 people are right here in the magic bag. Thank you, Senator Jeff. Thank you guys so much for coming out.
Starting point is 02:27:56 I have one voice out of the way and then we'll talk to people in the audience, but Ben, practice guy couldn't be here tonight. I am a practice on the block, I am a practice. I'm so the over. I am a practice on the block, I'm going on the track. I was going to make it out to the last show, where this was called, Fire Me for Bay, the review girl. And I'm Casey and Stan. And that one, I'm an asshole. My life's a lot, but I'm going make it out to the last show. The show's called Fire Me for Vaynerview Girl. And I'm Casey in Stan.
Starting point is 02:28:25 And that one, I'm gonna ask all. My life's a lot to enjoy. Here's the prostitutes. And I'm just actually, if those are readily available, the choice. I get the risk. But I see all you bad slammers. October 15th in New York City.
Starting point is 02:28:37 Call me back. See in New York City, band pride this guy. I hope I see a bunch of you in New York City as well. Does anyone else want to give a live voicemail, Jenny from the Jigles department, has a remote microphone, we're happy to talk to co-cake Jesus over here. Jesus, anyone else who wants to stuff off and not,
Starting point is 02:28:59 thank you for the message here live. Card on. Yeah, I'm telling you. So, taking more of my life's voice down. Oh! Okay. Because I see you now. Is it a death threat?
Starting point is 02:29:16 Well, I can see it now. So, I'm going to be more in the last one. Wow. You know, show Joe. It's funny because I was thinking about how I want to end the show. You always want to end with your best bit, you know, the speech you've been. Or something at a comedy show.
Starting point is 02:29:34 And I am, oh shit. Just as very partly, right now. I just talked to Red Does and see what happens. Very bad. The only word takes on Patrick Michael. Actually, oh, do you want to say? Cool man gonna see you to Hi! This is Kaki Queen. Hi, Wakaki Queen. Oh my God, Carl!
Starting point is 02:30:08 Oh my God! Thanks for making it out to Detroit, Wakaki Queen. Are you from here? No, but I can't be found in an alley after the show. Yeah! Sounds fun. Oh, hey. Hey, what's going on tomorrow, Wakaki Queen? Oh my God! Sounds fun Oh
Starting point is 02:30:33 And Oh Otis Supply! Tomorrow night! Sat down! Check out the ice until... What's his color day? It's here here. We got Lucy Typebox.
Starting point is 02:30:48 Oh, affiliate packs. Guy in the tag needle. Our light guy is here. We got the whole ice attempts crew. And we'll ask him, I think, just got in somewhere. He doesn't give a shit. He's even don't have to do it this right now. He's a coloring artist.
Starting point is 02:31:02 He's probably starting to smoke a polka-monger. Hey, Carl. What's up, buddy. It's probably starting to come from Pokemon. Hey, Carl. What's up buddy? I've been texting you, buddy. I'm just buddy. You been texting me? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:31:12 This is the Brothers Park has. Hey, the Brothers Park has. Woo! Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. They are right. Open the pie. Open the show.
Starting point is 02:31:23 And I do want to say that doors at 7.30, music starts at 8.30, get there early. Believe. I mean, what time to get there? Because I mean, I don't know what time to get up tomorrow morning. OK, I did get the schedule. I think your voting time is fine at 30. We can take this offline.
Starting point is 02:31:37 Thank you, sir. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's good. We can chat about this later. Thanks for coming out, buddy. I think you're going to need us the show here. That was great. It's not overwhelming at all for me. This is great. I love it.
Starting point is 02:31:50 Jenny's running around. Who you guys want to ask? Yeah, I know. So I didn't know what the news of the day before I had a podcast. Can you please, please, just show me your face. I don't want to get shot. Holy face? I don't want you to smell it. Holy shit, I need to use some money to get it out. Police goes, they're all here small. Take your socks off.
Starting point is 02:32:12 They're very seductive. And this is everyone's face. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh This was either kind of gross. Alright, so I was born and promoted as we mentioned in the video's part of the point of twice. I had multiple operations, my mom's here, she was there with me, she knows, she has been a lot of time in the hospitals with me. I'm glad I did. Well, my dad's here too.
Starting point is 02:32:44 I don't think he did. I'm not talking to hospitals, you're saying? I'm not talking to hospitals, you're saying? Well, my dad's here too. I don't think he has. I don't know where I got that one. I don't know if he was paying attention. He's like, yeah, I'm a kid, I'm a kid. But anyway, I had an operation, so I got to walk. I had a little real point. Just so you'd heist out.
Starting point is 02:33:02 I've been able to do that for a long time now. But thank you for asking about that. Can't wait for the next up show for that to be the main attraction. Hey, show the club footed down playing guitar, yeah, it's girl. Yeah, can't forget your fucking sister-in-law asked everybody, hey, are you the fucking discord? Are you the one discord and the discord? National in here the first thing she said The first thing she's there like hey, you're the fucking discord. We're fucking They're holy shit fucking ass pain. How are you first?
Starting point is 02:33:37 Is it chaos queen in our discord is that Just sister as my sister wash She rules over the Discord server. It's awesome. That we run away. I have to Discord right now. Sorry, it's not going. I fucked up one of the things that I did when we recorded this show. I'll learn from that. So next time you have the Queen of Poppy, Queen, tell her to chill out on her vocal pride. And fucking Ryan. And what he writing. Thank you for that. That's the chaos queen.
Starting point is 02:34:08 Thank you for that chaos queen. I appreciate it. All right. Jenny, have anyone else? Oh, here we go. Hey, Carl. Here's what I don't get. Why don't they have monitors in the shitter?
Starting point is 02:34:19 Like, what you're taking a piss, I'm kind of wanting to show a music venue. That's probably a magic bag question. Not a holly spot. I guess question. I didn't build this place. I still hear a call. All right.
Starting point is 02:34:32 Good question, though. Why aren't there boundaries in the shitter? Because I would actually hang out there the whole time. I was going to show you this place. It's awesome. I fucking love a magic bag. Oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 02:34:43 You guys are amazing. Thank are so good to do us. This venue is awesome. It's morning because we got here. They treated us so well. We were back in the green room. We've never been in the place this nice before. But then I remember it's because I normally had a venue because I'm in the isotopes.
Starting point is 02:34:59 So why I'm not not ready to play these guys. It's not a bad sense. Tomorrow night, O'll just supply. Oh! Please come down. Anybody else that's what I'm saying? People always have something to say. Actually, here we are.
Starting point is 02:35:15 So it's so... Hi, Kyle. I'm Gary from San Diego. What? What? Is it Gary from San Diego? You're a kind. Oh!
Starting point is 02:35:25 Gary from San Diego, now, has been here by the way. Um, where's the... Oh my gosh, Vic has her new corgi, so she couldn't make it to the show tonight. That's trying to... Yeah! Yeah! Are you a Vic simp? That's Are you a big sip? Yeah, when you beat off
Starting point is 02:36:05 We miss back! I'm sorry she's down here. I don't know where she's 400 yards, I have only a page. Okay, I'm paying. Is there a wheat man's base for her? I didn't know that. Uh, wow! Judds getting deep into the crowd now. Do you have anyone else who want to talk to him? I can't see anything back there. Go ahead. Hey, alright, I'll make some flint of medicine. Naked with flint of medicine, everybody!
Starting point is 02:36:23 Yay! You're the man. Oh, I know. You're the man. Oh, I know. Hey, did your relationship with podcast had been deepened and yet more profound once you found out that you murdered and snores when it was like, I was going to quick the creep off until I found that out. Then I was like, oh, you know what? I like this guy and I like what we're doing
Starting point is 02:36:47 We're doing good for the world Well you're not a tough car all thanks buddy. I think it's really sad that people bully you for your body and your butt But I just really said he wants to have bellow eyes for his right middle of alternate soldiers. And a little bit of peace. Another light. Thanks. What the fuck? One more.
Starting point is 02:37:15 Alright, let's go. So, like Arnold, in regards to your club fee, I did send you once a parody song in Acapella. I was never able to play music to it. So I'll sing it Acapella now. Oh, this is, I can just ask the ego to death by the moment. I only want you, right? You got it. Alright, let's hear it buddy. Except it's the only one. Shoot. Actually, you know what? It's 20. I actually have that song.
Starting point is 02:37:48 I'm like a Peter Goethe playing from here. Oh, I know. Let's do it. Fucking Bradder. I just got a fight in my room. I just got a fight in my room. Oh, you know what? You know what? It's over here.
Starting point is 02:38:02 Just having a bond with behind me makes my like very happy. My fight 31st pass. Here it is. Now where's that? Here we come. I'm Ben and Harris. I'm apparently going from the idea and you've got to top my head. I came up with some real quick. I knew you wanted to use the death metal band, so I only want you.
Starting point is 02:38:32 Now it's time to come on. When I go out shoot shoppin' it gives me right down. I never find a pair I can just slip by on my arms. And it's just the sales when it's hard to miss. It's just that I feelings. There's nothing in the store that I can't see. She's doing a lady's structure. I mean, those feet I'm ashamed of,
Starting point is 02:38:54 those feet I'm ashamed of, those feet I'm ashamed of, I'm ashamed of, oh! I only want you! I only want you! I only want you, as we think you. We think all come on. That would be great. That's why I need you for it. But you know what?
Starting point is 02:39:12 Put it in there. It's helpful if you know the original. Oh, shit. I'm glad I was about to go. I'm glad I was about to go. I'm glad I was about to go. I'm glad I was about to come. I'm glad I was about to come. I'm glad I was about to come. I'm glad I was about to come. I'm glad I was about to come. I'm glad I was about to come.
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Starting point is 02:39:35 I'm glad I was about to come. I'm glad I was about to come. I'm glad I was about to come. I'm glad I was about to come. I'm glad I was about to come. I'm glad I was about to come. I'm glad I was about to come. I'm glad I was about to come.
Starting point is 02:39:43 I'm glad I was about to come. I'm glad I was about to come. I'm glad I was about to come. I'm glad I was about to come. I'm glad I was about to come. I'm glad I here for those guys. Drew A's changed my life, and I really appreciate that. Eric Zane, oh shit! Or my Zana accent. That's amazing. So, for pros and trucker Andy Winnie Paulina, I produced a Chris, Jen from the Jingle's department. I just want to say...
Starting point is 02:40:03 Okay, folks, guess what? Jen from the jingles department. I just want to say I'm saying. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck is going to be? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Okay.
Starting point is 02:40:32 That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Holy shit, Vinny's a better co-host than this guy. Holy shit! Guys, thanks so much. Thanks for coming out. Let's go. Thank you.
Starting point is 02:40:43 Thank you so much, thanks for coming out. I'll see you guys next time.

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