Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep349 - Boogered-Up Podcast

Episode Date: October 6, 2022

Five guys who like talking about football and TV shows think their boring conversations are a show. This show is what Fighter and the Kid would be if Brendan Schaub wasn't funny. Get it? Vinnie Paulino stops by to admire the "decor" on their "set." Then Shuli vists to tell us the most amazing thing to happen in the Stuttering John saga to-date. StutJo is resorting to mob-style intimidation tactics so that people on the internet will stop laughing at him. I'm sure that'll work. We also get into the most recent Beer on the Balcony where John talks at his guest Richard Roeper. https://shalomshuli.com/ https://thecreepoff.com/ Come see us in NYC on 10/15: http://watpnyc.com Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

People, if you are in the New York City area and yes, I'm including Philly or just want to go visit New York City, then I invite you to come attend. Who are these podcasts live? October 15th at the city winery. Get your tickets at wattpnyc.com. Our Detroit show sold out. Don't procrastinate. This will be epic Anthony Cumia, Brian Johnson, Missy B, Eric

Nagel, producer Chris, Vinnie Paulino, trucker, Andy Kroge, Jenny Jingles, all confirmed. Other special guests may stop by W ATP NYC.com or who are these?com is where you can go to learn more and purchase tickets. There's no song about how important it is to make it big and Detroit. So please come out and see us in New York on October 15th. You wanna hear a great story about your dad? So we were at the fan meetup in Detroit. Yeah, and your mom was hammered. Yeah, yeah.

It's a good dive. Well, and your dad's a nice. You love it life. I actually have decided that I like your father. Okay, because he's just a super pouring nice man. And he says to me, you know that creep-off show you guys do, I don't know about some of that stuff you to do. Right.

And I go like what? And he says, well, you know, that cow-pick-kitty thing. Oh, really? And I go, oh. Thanks, Dad. I go, that cow-pick-kitty thing. Oh, really? And I go, oh. Thanks, Dad. I go, that bothered me. It's still coming for me. Yeah, it bothers me, too.

Well, disturbing. I go, that bothered you. Your son really, really seemed delighted. Wait a minute. And when I said that you liked it, he kind of got like, what? And he knocked your mother's drink all over the table. And it was the funniest thing ever. Wait, pot! You, sir, are an absolute problem. Dr. Mothers drink all over the table and it was the funniest thing ever

You sir, are absolutely problem and you know that I loved it what the fuck Everything's all at the table. Let's start the show For treat it for treat literally treat a Tree episode Noin are you a boner guy? You know what I miss penis? What are you talking about? What a dick. I'm the one who should apologize. Cause, cause a row, cause a row.

Slapperoonie. It's show time. W-A-A-D-P-W-A-T-P. Hello, Robert Nista Kuznaroos. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show there's no tolerance for podcasts that sound like, shit, I'm your host, Carl. With me today, a man whose body type has been referred to as Detroit style. From the creep off, it's Vinnie Polito. I'm so salty, you'll never want to eat me again. Please go to who are these dot-cottaginare email address, a voice mail number, link to our subreddit, link to the discord,

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I don't know, yeah. But with him and I, when we get together, we talk, oh, B, we talk movies, we talk, we talk Opie. So who knows it'll be fun Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review and have a podcast and shit over in the comments section today We'll be reviewing a show called the Booker Up podcast. This is a suggestion from John Benson Vinnie and I both watch the show. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand Let's get into it this is a show hosted by Travis Brown and Nick Farrier. Farrier. Farer or where? I really do believe that kid is probably related to Justin Brown after listening to it.

All right, let's get right into it. I want to show you how the show starts because this is something that I guess all the kids are doing now. You want to tease the really open dust that's now too. You want to tease all the really great content that's coming up and people are very sure to touch this man, so you have to do it immediately. You have to grab their attention like, if you watch this next hour and a half, you're gonna see this and this and this and this,

where it's all that and this and that. And let me tell you how great that works if you actually said something funny or noteworthy. Right. Then you'd be interested in it. Well, this is how this one starts off. The Jeffrey Dahmer. I almost just had some so many.

On Netflix. Oh crazy. The only reason why I'm so interested in this one is because this one is about the victim's point of view. This shit is, oh, goosebumps thinking about it. This is the one of the about the victim's point of view. Dude, this shit is, oh, Goosebumps thinking about it. This is the one of the first things that actually was like viral. Everybody was so gloody, and on what was happening to him because of like cannibalism. Yeah.

They were like, yo, what the fuck? And this guy was just so unsettling. Listen to him speak, he's like bone chilling. Alright, you guys pumped up for this or what? They're gonna say about Jeffrey Dahmer, the new Netflix series everyone's into Dahmer right now. You ready to get into a video? You're on the creep Bob, you like true crime stuff? We've never talked about Dahmer on the show. No, why not? Everyone's talking about Dahmer and all this stuff Dahmer was up to.

Hello hanging fruit. You think so? Yeah, wow. Well that's what they said when they hung him in prison. I was talking about Dumber and all this stuff Dumber was up to. Low hanging fruit. You think so? Yeah. Wow. Well, that's what they said when they hung him in prison. Wait. Yeah. Wait until you see, they bashed his braids in. Wait until you see the hot takes when they finally get to Dumber.

So I sat through all of a sudden they were talking about this tournament that they put together. They were talking about fantasy football. They were talking about pro football, college football football high school football. I kid you not It goes out of that and then finds out the rec center look pretty good dude finally There is a transition and our host Travis Brown says all right, let's get into this thing The Jeffrey Dumber On Netflix The Jeffrey Dahmer on Netflix

All right, I want to point out this co-host that I call spaz kid His name is Nick Farrier. He is like Beavis Did you see when he brought up Dahmer watch this again. I'll explain it for the people at home. His arms and legs are going like cordon, oh, I have the great cordon. 100%. What's up? What's up? You can pronounce it. The Jeffrey Dahmer.

I was just asking that so. That's a thing I have so funny. On Netflix. Oh, crazy. Teeny-ee show that you did. He mounted on you. No, he watched. He's so fucking buff. Bro, crazy. Teeny-show that you're not as good as anybody watched. He's so fucking buffalier. He's not doing a character. No, he's just so buffed.

And he has like Steve O's voice. Yeah. And probably as many brain cells left in his head too, it seems like. Steve, no. So this is Travis, who brought up Dahmer, is gonna tell us what his experience has been with this new Netflix series so far. I haven't seen any yet. I was gonna dedicate this week to do it.

All right, so the Spaz kids all excited. He's seen three episodes. The other guy saw like four I think or two. He hasn't seen any. And this was the whole tease for this episode. We're gonna get into the dober. It's gonna be a whole thing. So then, Spaz gets more excited. I love that you're calling that. Yeah, so, I mean, you watched this shit. He's insane, right? He sucks so much. He sucks so bad. He's the co-host.

There's three other guys called the goons. We'll get into that. But I don't know how he got the chair. And probably what year were those chairs built? I told you Graham, I'm doing a podcast. I'll give him back later. Those are from an old ladies living. Those are from an old state sale. I guess. And these guys want to be fighter in the kid. Yeah, they saved money on the chairs because they spent it all in the tequila. You see that bottle of yeah, they're they're fighter in the grand kid. Jesus Christ.

Chris go to a meeting already. I'm happy that bottle of Keeley. I'm gonna do something to kill this kid's fucking flailing around in a chair. It crisps like into the bottle of booze on the show. So I thought this was a fun take and observation by by Spaz kid talking about Domer's upbringing. And like, I feel so bad. He's upbringing with shitty, but like he shouldn't have like, you know, it was bad, but I don't think he should have like, you know, murdered people in an eighth time.

You know, it was a bad kind of bad. I take, yeah, as far as upbringing. Yeah, it probably wasn't cool to take people's p-tuses and cut them off. Right. He ate the black, like, do little pump of chose with them. I mean, his dead was a dick, but I think that's going too far with that. Okay.

So then this is interesting because our friend Travis has literally no ideal what he's talking about. But that does not stop him at any point in this conversation. I'm gonna say, yeah, because that wasn't really a dad. No, I'm not going to mix up. but that does not stop him at any point in this conversation. I'm gonna say yeah, like his dad wasn't really a dad. Yeah. No, I'm not gonna mix up. I think it's Bundy.

Bundy, Bundy's dad was super fucking supportive. I'm pretty sure. And... Yeah, I was gonna say, Donner's dad was like, no. Donner's dad was like not a good... No, no, no, it was Donner. A hundred percent it was Donner.

Donner's dad was there. Donner's dad was there. And and downers dad tried a little bit, but then he started to push away I think I'm 90% sure that's what I It was convinced they say no that's definitely wrong and there's a hundred percent and then he's 90% Like he's losing confidence like 10% of his points of confidence with every word that comes out of his mouth 87%. 87% Okay, 82.

All right, let's look at the point. Wait for me to take my bet back. Yeah, wow. Like, well, why even get into it? You haven't watched the show. You don't know anything about it. Why even get into it, guys? There's no reason for, all right.

Let's introduce the goons, because now we've met our two hosts of the show. I'm glad they're comfortable. Way to get dressed up for the show there Nick. It's like he's ready for bad But all right, let's let's get into the goons. What's up everybody? Welcome to the book it up podcast We've got the goons on the side. We got my fair tail to back it right Anyway, you want to see it? We got garrant on the solar Better lazy and we got the boy Cody right

Rock pile assemble what the fuck is this These guys even look like their friends they don't look they have anything in college I mean the kid on the left wants to play magic the gathering It doesn't want to be there the kid in the middle lots of cheeseburger and the guy in the right just wants to watch football I'm pretty sure the guy in the edges waiting for the quick draw to start. Like this just looks like a fucking bar. It's a bust up. What was his little catch phrase? It was no hey-o.

It was no let's talk shit. It was pitter-patter. No, no, pitter-patter was obviously stolen, but this guy at the end here, I think his name is Cody. And we got the boy Cody Ray. This guy at the end here. I think it's Cody and we got the boy Cody right He's pumped up for the radio in the house. Yeah, all right good. I'm glad he's excited That guy makes us love it. It's a strip club DJ. I'm gonna put buddy on it Oh Now I don't know how old these kids are

But they're a little bit out of high school. They're talking about how they're getting older. And they just put on this huge tournament. Now, they don't explain what the sport is of the tournament, but they do talk about sore they all are from playing sports. I guess the previous week I did something. I know everybody's really sore. Everybody's having a little trouble getting around. We're a lot older. I didn't even play and I'm sore. I threw the ball a couple times just to see how the ball moved and I felt it in my bites up the next day. So I can only imagine that everybody else

is feeling atrocious. Wait, he threw the ball a couple of times and his bites up the sore? How out of shape is this guy? How is that possible? I'm pretty sure I could throw a ball a few times without feeling it. Yeah, I think he'd be okay the next day.

This guy's like, you guys are sorry. Oh my gosh, I was there. I said we're all getting older. I saw you. Yeah, I saw you guys playing. So there's this big trophy that's sitting there between them and it's got a baseball met with a baseball on it.

And it says champion 2022, Booker ball or Booker to Ball or whatever that is. So I'm assuming because they haven't said yet that this is either a baseball tournament or potentially a softball tournament, right? Isn't that what you guys? The clues would be leaning in that direction. Okay.

All right, so I'm gonna slowly reveal what's going on here. It does take a minute, but it starts off with, you know, they're talking about sore they all are. Actually, this guy, Nick, I think might be mentally handicapped. All right. I'm not going to use the R word because it might actually apply to this guy because he's talking about how sore he was after playing whatever sport this is. How are you guys feeling? I'm not ass or now, but that like, I could start to feel it as like we were driving home. I could feel the pain setting in in my, but that like I could start to feel it as like we were driving home

I could feel the pain setting in my legs really I could feel it like we're like I was like okay I need to get out the car and keep moving because I'm not gonna be able to move and Sure shit, bro. I couldn't like I want to go piss like Sunday morning early Sunday morning And I was like struggling to sit down on the toilet to take a pass. You know, listening to him talk, I don't think he's our worded. No? No, he's more like a kick to the head,

had by a horse or something when he was a kid. Yeah. Like there's something wrong there, but I don't think it's what you think it is. Well, I would make fun of him by saying, I bet he sits down to piss, but he just said he does. Yeah. So, that's, he's like, can't get over on him with that one.

No one bad it and I. He's just like, oh yeah, yeah. You might all know about his condition. You were so sitting down to pee. Yeah, what do you guys see that cushion? All right, so. Though the fat guy in the middle of the goons here, he's blown away because our fearless leader Travis knows a guy

who ran a marathon once. And then this is news to him. It's got me beat. Yeah. When the fat guy hears that, he's like, wait, what? I don't know. Dude, I was having a conversation with my one buddy who's a marathon runner Taylor. Shout out Taylor.

And he was talking about, he's like, you guys really were that sore like, you know, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, you know, a marathon runner? marathon. I hate himself. I told I am saying bro He did one marathon 26 whatever the fuck it is That's a lot of mine. I only got ran out of my life. Where do yeah, well cheeseburgers had legs you would It's like it's a marathon runner. What does he hate himself no marathon runners typically don't hate themselves It's a lot of work at that occasion. Dude, don't you hate yourself when you're just scarfied pickled eggs at the bar? Look at this guy.

That would be projection. Wow, he must really hate himself. You picked that head on purpose. That's why I don't run. I met your girls talk to him and everything. Fuckin' sick. Alright, so let's find out because they have the trophy there and they're all excited about this Buggers tournament that they did. So, they explain why they have the trophy and guys I'm an idiot. I assume because they won the tournament, not the case. People are probably wondering why we have the trophy here.

We shout out Brock in the ship stage, man. They said at the end of it when cameras were off there like you know what we're gonna give you the trophy back only because we want you to keep the trophy so you can stare at it and remember that you're a loser. Okay. So apparently someone videotaped it or live streamed it or something so they're assuming that everybody watched this tournament. I could probably wonder in my what do they call the book readers who who's the one who wanted I'm saying should everybody watch this tournament. Like you're probably wondering why, what do they call it? The book readers, who is the one who wanted? I'm saying should I write this down? The shit states, Carl.

The shit states. Yeah, you guys are probably wondering, why isn't this the shit states bedroom? You know, I was like, yeah, seriously, the shit states should have that. And still is. So they explain. So they explain, like it spends his face right there. What is he?

I know he's okay, so just a whiff print it is back of his head. I'm telling you Just a horseshoe like an Indianapolis colts helmet right on the back of his head So they finally Explain what they're actually talking about because like I said I had no idea what sport this was. But you didn't hit a single nuke and you you play with wiffle balls and the bat was thinner than my winner. What do we do? You know what I was it was windier than it was so windy. Pending the field you were on. I think we walked more people in scoring. Oh

We did hitting the ball. There was It was a wiffle ball tournament these guys are all sore the one guys have it hard time sit down to peak Wiffle ball tournament and it wasn't a good tournament. There were more runs scored from walks that hits That's not a fun wiffle ball game to why it was windy come on and it was windy And if you think that's bad, but he getsball game to hide it was windy come on and it was windy and if you think that's bad Vitty guess how long these games went on for an awesome Cody Ray and Garrett first fucking game of the day three hour game almost that felt yeah what was it seven innings yeah it was a seven in the commercial game that lasted the half the duration of your seven inning a Three-hour with football game, but of course everybody watched it streaming and of course they're hurting Yeah, they must have been so compelled by yet isn't there a lot of standing in wiffl ball. Cretney if I'm wrong

Especially if everybody's walking all the time maybe not if Nick is playing Everybody's what you're right if everybody's walking all the time It seems like you wouldn't be sore sore It wouldn't be that difficult to do so that guy in the far and that you think is playing quick draw I think he's going through his magic the gathering cards Vinnie's out of it He apparently his name is Cody Ray. He apparently has a piece on him. Oh these guys love these guys love talking about each other's decks, which we'll get into more, but this is weird. Cody Raycon has a stick on him too. Yeah, bro. I was like, damn, Cody Ray got the dick on him.

Cody Raycon. He was wearing shorts. He was talking about the bat. I'm actually talking about it. He had that sound. Yeah, that's there. He gave that bat a little. He's a boy.

He's a boy. He's too bad to watch. A couple of people telling recommendations just softballs and gloves next year. Yeah, that's a pretty good recommendation. Hey, you know, it'd be more fun, like a real sport. You guys want to do that instead? Clearly he didn't want to talk about the guy's dick.

Yeah, I know. Like a Cody raised it with their like, yeah, I was wearing some short shorts, all right. Apparently his slug just hanging out the bottom. Yeah. Some uniform. He's wearing this fucking game. Thuck into his sock.

I can't tell these guys dynamics with each other. It's so bizarre. Somebody must have told them that they're funny. I wanna grab that person by the neck. I wanna put money on it, it was themselves. Don't you wish you could just have a good conversation over a beer or 20. Look no further and grab a seat at the bar

as boogered up and invite you in on conversations about topics every week and crazy stories from past adventures. Where the beer is cold and the takes are hot. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Let's get cracking. I have a question. Is there anything off limits? Certainly not these guys penis like that is not off limits in any single way. And they must have been popular in high school or something. I have a feeling. I have a feeling

these because these have this weird confidence. I feel like they stuck together since high school or something. I have a feeling. I have a feeling these because these have this weird like confidence. I feel like they stuck together since high school. But popularity is not. Okay. I have the table here. Okay. I think that in 10 years they're going to be embarrassed by this. They're going to go back and go, oh, what are we? What are we doing? Why did we think this was cool? Because they're acting like they have a big show and they're doing a lot of name-dropping. They're talking about their local high school. They get to nuts. Like, who do you think is watching this, guys?

Who are you putting this show on for? Anyway, I wanna get back to you before we get into that. I wanna get back into why they play Whiffleball and not Softball. Now, Softball is a sport that I've played in my adult life with girls, collab, softball. Okay, I'm impressed.

Keep that in mind. See, and I was thinking that, but I was trying to think of the less things that could cause injury, just so that we didn't have to actually do the thing of that nature. I mean, let's just be honest, Chloe got smoked in the eye

and her eye had a huge circle right there, and I'll imagine that that was a softball good night Irene Yeah, but take one back up the middle imagine a fucking pit. Yeah, dude. Honestly, that's a nightmare in mind As a softball going straight up the middle and hitting somebody on the line driving the face you're Sleeping This guys are pussies They're afraid of getting hurt a softball. The one guy is sore from not even playing. Someone was injured.

If I am wiffled, if somebody hits a ball at you, you catch it with your club. That's how baseball and softball work. And what I find most defensive is like this carefree attitude that they're trying to convey, but they're worried about like the liability. Yeah, right. I can't get sure it's from softball, bro.

Softball, bro. If she's is premiums you kidding me, bro We're gonna nail that one down and I like the two that he goes so we got some feedback They thought a three hour with ball game where everybody walks was a little bit boring How about softball, you know I can only imagine the fucking 20 mile pro win Gus and they're trying to throw a fucking wiffle ball around like ball four Ball four throw a fucking wiffle ball around like ball four ball four ball four I'm fired must be so fucking boring. Yeah, how does it mind from that? Imagine calling that game. No. And the next batter is up. And when after he walks, there'll be runners-on first and second. His favorite

snack is Cheetos. All right. So then the host Travis has reminded of this bet that he has. And he's got to do this thing where he goes to I think They're in Ohio. I think he has to go to a Bengals game and P at the urinal with his pants all the way down Wheel of Yeah, so this is him talking about how he wants to do that Yeah, so this is him talking about how he wants to do that. I Forgot that I insinuated that we do the what of the odds on the urinal thing and I forgot that um Yeah, you have to pay with the pants on

Yesterday but for us in two days I have to get video footage of me pulling my pants down to my ankles and pissing in the urinal They just me pulling my pants down to my ankles and pissing in the air I was getting why are they so bumped about this? Dude your ass will see me showing sick Could shoot me that video. What are you gonna do? Bro 4k Cody raise gonna get a peak Yeah, I know Cody raise. Oh, it doesn't seem all that excited about it. Yeah, the spans can't is spazzing out watch watch him get so excited about does he can't contain himself? I'm gonna think like maybe third quarter when everybody's a little fucked up. You didn't make that like a meme with like big daddy

You remember that? You're gonna do it like pregame when nobody's here Yeah He so I've never been that happy Before the fucking game He so I've never been that happy Seriously, so I'm child on Christmas. I never like that And this is because they said that he's gonna pee while people are still sober with his pants around it His leg went like my dog He's like, he's a capitalist, he's so happy. And the best part is, and I don't know what his sexual orientation is, I assume he's gay,

because the next thing I have is mouth. It's how big this dude's dick is. So weird. You don't got nothing to worry about, bro. Your freaking pencil is longer than a for breeze bottle. So I mean have them guys would be like holy shit Fat old cliche Pencils as long as a for breeze bottle What where you been?

Why for breeze I don't know just this guy's just two of the shit He was so excited about that too I don't know. Just, just guys just two of the shit. He just showed me the shit. He was so excited about that too. I don't know if he thought he was going to get a high five after saying that or what, but even drugs. He was like, anyway, no bro, it's just for the show, but your dick really is huge, a delayed fall. Good job.

Like what is he, what is he saying? I don't know. I don't know what he thinks is going to happen. So, you notice that the bigger gentleman, what we we'll call him the Vinny guy, well, you notice that he's the one talking the most of the goons. But now finally that bear's fan or maybe it's Broncos on whatever Jersey he's wearing. He's got some really good mic technique and energy. And that's what I like about this guy is that he brings it and when it's his time to shine, he shines. Taro, that's why you pick the NFL team that you can't leave all your hope on. Why you whisper it?

What is he talking about? You leave all your hope on Ohio State. Well, we're going to, we're going to bring the mood down for everybody. Spass kids going nuts about this guy's penis like, and he goes, Hey, so anyway, welcome to some hot football talk with me orgers. Yeah. But I'm trying to my drop in there. Or just the lines are lighting up.

I'm a little out of it. I just did the jacked up review. Yeah. I know. I was thinking up to now. They're talking about chew like chewing tobacco. Oh, that's sad brand. And they want they want to get our buddy Cody involved,

because Cody's just sitting there like doodling. I honestly don't know what his role is here. So they decided to get him involved. A good thing they do. You can chew chew it. Oh shit. You ever do that shit? Cody Ray has been a mouse this whole episode.

The Red Man? Yeah, I tried that in high school. That shit was tight, wasn't it? I used love gay to read bottles of this big. There's that big-to-cattergy Yeah, that's just tight bro. Yeah, yeah, the chewy tobacco trying to read over here Yeah. Yeah. So when they get to the high school talk, this is where I go, all these guys picked, these guys picked in high school.

Cause they're talking about this high school game that they watched that they were really excited about. I guess the one guy watched it streaming, I'm assuming that's not like an eight camera shoot. You know, it's probably not the best quality to watch a high school game streaming, but he gets very excited about it It was sitting there and like I'm hearing that it was nothing it vibes here. It was crazy

I'm gonna paint you vibes. I'm watching this and I know whether you hated high school or love high school Especially if you love high school because I know majority of us love high school here and love the Past times of it hearing the marching band play all of those bangers, it just still makes me horny. I was getting chills while I was sitting there and I'm like to do, to do. I'm like, bro, I knew everything that was happening. There's a chance that are going on to the fucking right. I'm picturing back in my head those glory days and just like enjoying that team because that was your team and like just looking up at the student section and seeing like everybody was there. So it was it was like I was watching I'm sitting there and I'm like I'm missing on so much. No you're not. That's fine. Yeah man it reminded me the similar times like you know before they wouldn't let me walk for graduation.

Yeah these guys just fucking idiots. High school march songs are bangers. Yeah. They were so popular they had their own table at lunch. Yeah, I think you're right. This guy here's dad to hat, and a dad, that he starts a mushroom. Yeah, let's go. Nick is cracking me up though.

That's a happy guy. Nick is insane. I love him. He's nuts. So I don't know how this guy on John Benson's radar, but, uh, Booker.up podcast, everyone. Any thoughts, any takeaways, any from what you witnessed on the show? All of these gentlemen have the same charm as a Calabasas condo. Like they're just fucking disgusting to look at.

They're gross. Listen to you talk. Everything about this is stupid and I hate it. All right. So that's a good segue that I will not take advantage of because I have to play you the... Bridge of the week. Bridge of the week.

So before we get into an amazing story that Shoe is going to come on and tell us all about John has reached a new woe. You don't think it's possible. You think I'm exaggerating and somehow I am not. But before we do that, this cringeyn came in from Adam Thoreau. This is what he wrote to me. This is Harrison Young.

He hosts a show called Topic Time with Harrison Young. Here's the first question he asked his most recent guest. Alright, well tell me about you know, it's a little, you know, it's a little kid. You showed me pictures of yourself in middle school. You said you're from Alabama, you got the draw out, you got the accent, you love it. I guess you like horses. I saw you know, pictures of you riding them and you like bikes too. I say pictures of riding you riding your bike as well. But tell me about what you would like. It's a little girl. Will you grow up?

Will you migrate it to and from, and how would you do what you're at now, and what you did to get you where you're at now? As a child, and we'll cover all that, and then if I have any questions, we'll further advance ahead to the comment date. So go ahead. Okay, yeah, that's a lot.

Yeah, I'll say. Do you have any pictures of yourself as a little girl, too? I'm just curious. Jesus Christ, just give me an entire life story. Don't leave out any detail. There's no detail. Too small for this answer, please, go. Like Tommy, that looks like an alien in a human suit.

Yes, I agree with you on that. We should follow Harris a little bit more. I gotta find out more about this. And through, he's finds good ones for us. Alright without further ado. I love on Uncle Rico show, which I did this morning. Fantastic episode. And we'll talk about why it was so good. Not because of me. Not because of me. For once, once you brought nothing to the table. I would say that. I'm just saying you had a bigger guest than me, but I should have this house for dinner more often.

What do these assiulias and those guys have been bringing up is John's air quotes, because you know, he always does the air quotes thing. Not only does he use them with their inappropriate times, but he doesn't even like do the air quotes thing anymore like his fingers are like, he's like to a. I don't know how many people watch Deadliest Catch, but they have this thing where like the new guys, the rookies who start working on these crab boats.

After like one day of work, their hands just claw up like this from all the work and and not only does he not know where to use him, he never stops using him. He just keeps going through an entire paragraph.

The doctors call them course clause. just keeps going through an entire paragraph. The doctors call the course clause. That's why he's the best. All right, so people have been talking about this. If you're following this on Davelor's Anonymous, if you're watching Uncle Rico, then you probably know this story, but I do want to summarize because this is so amazing.

Shule was somewhere in Long Island this past weekend doing stand-up shows, sold out shows Saturday night, and you had a gentleman approach you. Well, yeah. I mean, I did, I did like two weeks worth of shows out in New York. And the last weekend before I went home was in Long Island, a club called McGuire's in Bohemia. The owners of Break. I have known them for years.

He owns three clubs out there. They're all great. And on Thursday, before the Friday night show, I get a call from a good friend of mine. You guys may know him from Howard TV in the e-show. He was the head camera guy, Brian Falen, a guy that everyone loved and everyone loved hanging out with. And he gives me a heads up because he was coming to the show

I always see him when I'm in town and he's like listen we happen I happen to run in the similar circle with a couple of John's friends Still till this day and he says You know one of these guys asked me if I know this truly guy who's a comedian and I I said, yeah, I know how many goes. Yeah, John wants us to come down to a show this weekend and give him a talk into for making jokes about his family and his kid. And he's, and Brian's telling me this and he's going, now listen, he goes, I know these guys.

He says, you got nothing to fucking worry about. They're not going to do anything. He says, but I just want to give you a heads up. Somebody may show up. Somebody may approach it. And I said, okay, I appreciate it. And I wasn't worried about it. My opening act is a former FBI agent that that weekend security there is very tight. They don't fuck around in these guys' clubs. So I wasn't worried about Friday night comes and goes. Nobody approaches me. Saturday night, sold out, and high pitch Eric is there, and high pitch and I are sitting at the bar and the showrooms on the other side,

he's closed doors and the show has started. And all of a sudden, this guy walks by and he's in like this denim jeans jacket with the sleeves cut off. As soon as I saw that I go that's his buddy. I'm like that's the equivalent of a boy that boy tying a long guy one. So he kind of walks by me, done say anything, and then comes and walks by again and he goes, how you doing? And I go, good, how are you? And he goes, I'm good, but you know, you may want to lay off this podcast, goofing on Stuttering John. And I turn around to like fully look at him

and that's when I see he's using a cane. Okay, I'll see. Jesus Christ. And now, because my whole plan was when this guy, whoever these guys are, when they confirm me, I'm pulling my phone out and I'm recording this and I'm posting it on, on Rico and everything. But when I saw that cane, I was like, is this for real?

Like, is this? It's easier to kick it out. Yeah. That's a, if I walked briskly, I'm out of danger. You understand? Like, you know, I say when I was telling the story, if this show was on a second or third floor, this would have never happened. The guy would have never walked in.

But he, he, and I go, excuse me, he says, yeah, he may want to lay off that podcast about John. And I go, says who in the, and his only three of me, well, the FBI guy, security, everybody's in the other room in the show. I'm alone with high pitch who is staring at me and looking at me and going, what the fuck is this about? It whisper high pitch, which is the scariest high pitch of them all. He's not going to be helpful. Let's put it that way. No. And so I go, oh, are you John's friend that he told to come down and talk to me? And then he gets into like, like when guys pretend to be lawyers on cops when they get put,

he goes, eh, nobody told me to do anything. And I go, oh, but you're here to threaten me and skip it. Nobody's threatening anybody. That's all. And he starts hobbling away. And as he gets to the door, he goes, just so you know, huntsville ain't too far away. And I actually is. It's, it's really far away.

Yeah, I yelled to him, it's 14 hours by car. And he goes, I ain't going to be dry. I said, okay, I said, well, there's an airport in Huntsville. You don't have to go all the way to Nashville. You can land in Huntsville. And he goes, I ain't going to be flying either way to Nashville. You can land in Huntsville and he goes, I'm going to be flying either. Oh, and that's when I started laughing. I'm going to see.

I'm going shipping cargo, you know, he's like, so. So if you follow about to his head, he kept spot to get his license. So now he walks out the door and I go into the green room and I tell Anthony the other comic and Vinnie, Vinnie FBI and I go, Hey, John's guy was just here. He just talked to me. They're like, what? They're all stuffing their face with food. They don't know.

And we all go outside and we go outside and Anthony Zenhouser starts filming the guy walking away. And I swear to you when we saw the footage, I'm like, is this the big foot walking through the woods footage? It's awful, but you can make out the cane a little bit. And, you know, I'm on the Patreon for the Shuley Show on Puerto Rico. So I get a notification about this video.

She was like, hey, this is the video of the guy. I don't know any of the context. I didn't know anything about this. I'm with a lot of the loop, you know, we were traveling. So I just click on the video and I'm like, did she really mean to post this? Like that's embarrassing. I didn't know what the fuck it was,

but apparently it was enough. Yeah, and I'm just thinking myself, I'm like, how dumb is John? Like, you're sitting here saying, you don't punch down. These shows are meaningless. You don't give a shit about them. You don't go on Reddit.

Then you copyright strike all these shows. You try to get them taken down. You join the Patreon's to try to get them down. And then you're like, you're dumb enough to send somebody out to like, you your 57 year old man. Covered all my bases. Yeah, like the you said earlier, you know no bounds to his stupidity.

It's just every time you think, well, that's the dumbest thing he's ever done. He goes, hold my beer. I'm down there. Actually, I'll hold my beer. Yeah, I don't trust you. I trust you. Is he just like drunk swinging at this point? Is that pretty much what the soul is?

Well, so the craziest part is that he obviously put out this notification to multiple buddies of his. You know those guys in New York were real happy with what we were up to over here. Those those same guys, you know, we're a little too far for them to get to. It's not they're okay with us. Yeah, we're a little too far for them to get to a job. They're okay with us. Yeah, we're fine but apparently This one guy showed up and it's so funny because Brian failing Was fine with going on your show today and telling everyone that he was the one who leaked this to Shuley

Yeah, and what let him know like just you know John is trying to get people to intimidate you, which is by the way, illegal, wild legal legal, it's a criminal. It's what John is, how illegal do you think it is doing it over state lines too? I mean, it's insane. You know, and again, I don't hate John. I didn't go to authorities. Authorities came to me, a detective in Long Island, another couple cops reached out to me. You'd be amazed how many Uncle Rico fans there are. I personally think the judge listens regularly to WATP

and Rico. But, but yeah, like if I wanted to be a dick and I feel bad for his friend, his friend, you know, like he doesn't know me, I don't know him. He's clearly not doing well in life. Right. And he takes time out of his life to go do this for who he thinks is a friend. If the shit goes down, John does not have your back. No, you know, he will throw your crippled ass under the bus so fast and tell you a crippled in the first place. Probably, probably. So I was just like, man, I don't want to, I don't want to blow up this guy's spot, but I do want people to know. And I tell the story. And within three

hours, Reddit has his full name, his pictures clips from the beer on the balcony that he was a guest on. Like John, John, if you're going to hire a goon, make sure you don't have a digital trail of him and you on a show together sharing stories. So this is the best part. This guy, Danny, who won on beer on the balcony back in March, and we covered it on Who are these podcasts, because the only reason why he had him on his show was because we were goofing on John for his autobiography and saying that all of his stories from his childhood were fake, and he was lying.

So then he had to get Danny on just to recount all of these stories and it's so funny, we played a couple clips on Uncle Rico today, where John. Yeah, his stories are not ones you'd want to share. Right, they're not, they're not things that you would brag about or even remember very well. And he's, John's literally going,

so I would like Tampagro on the shoulder and my buddy Pat would rip a bra off and then we'd go running. She chased us and then the cops got involved and called my dad and and then they called your mom and what, what did your mom say? I'm like, who would remember a conversation with your 11 years old, but what your mom said to you? Like what, what kind of storytelling is this? It's going, and then it goes to like people, you know, dabblers who start posting, you know, pictures of this guy, his wife, you know, they're personal shit.

And I'm like, this, I don't, I don't want this for this guy. But again, John only thinking for himself, doesn't understand the repercussions of doing something like this. I didn't tell anybody I want to know who this guy is. They, they delivered it on a silver platter for me. And then John goes on Twitter and makes a comment about how I'm a fucking, I'm trying to stay relevant. I made up this whole, so I watch too many mob movies.

That's what it was. And I made up this whole story. And that's when I reached out to fail in that night. I sent them the screenshot and I'm like, listen, I'm not, I'm just asking you, it's up to you. If you want to go on and you're cool with saying that you're the one who tipped me off, that would be awesome.

I would love to do that because it just throws a fucking stick right in the spokes of this fucking lie train, you know, whatever the fuck he tries to do. And Brian was like, I'm there. He's like, I'm team shoe. I've known the guy for years. We, we did mushrooms and Amsterdam together. One of the greatest guys ever. He's like, Ryan Lysico is something. Yeah. I'm out of the spokes of his Lysico because I'm all the lies. I'm not stoned enough. You guys rushed me here to head. So, what we have, yeah, this is completely insane.

This is completely insane. So John pretty much put a head out and then maybe it's not a head. He's just trying to intimidate you. You know what to do. Exactly. And every day he solidifies that he is the next Eric the Midget. Yeah. Every day.

Dude, honestly, he's the funniest wack packer still in existence right now. Of all the wack packer sagas, I could think of a few that are amazing, but this one's been going out for so long and it's getting so good. Shuly, yeah. Now that the serious lawsuits like over with, over with, oh yeah, we have a bunch of that, yeah. John lost his lawsuit on his birthday,

and I have clips to talk about that. This is birthday. John's birthday. I know. Actually, you're wrong. That's a birthday. I know. I know. I actually call you wrong. It was all of our birthdays yesterday. I have celebrated I took it for it from now on. Is that why I ate a cake?

No, you can't take every day. That was breakfast. He's talking about joke. It was great. Oh shit. So let me ask you this question. Now that there's lawsuits over, what are the odds that there's so many people at Sturgeon

that you say listen to this stuff and know what's happening? What are the odds that Howard finally decides just to bring this to the air? He should. I mean, I think it's a real long shot. He really do. He really should. Because it really would be the most compelling radio.

If I've also Howard came out on a Tuesday boys went Robin. Remember John, remember Stuttering John, you will. Robin, let's start at the beginning. You won't believe it over 50 Gary, but yeah, it'd be a little funnier than 50 Gary. My opinion. Bring more eyes to the show than Megan Trainor, singing all about that base or whatever the fuck song that was. He just had Rosio die a lot again. Like these, our certain fits are interesting. Rosio Dells take on anything. You know that, right? Let's fast-duttering John. That's what we're going to want to do. There is a part of him that he will never

die that he loves a good fight. Let's make it happen. I'm ready to rock. Let's do it. You know what? Somebody on Twitter had a great idea. Just let W ATP and Rico do a couple hours on 101. You know, throw some of that content on there. You don't have to talk about it. Shoeley, that was my idea. Sorry, Alan. Alan Block you. You're probably.

It was some bozo on Twitter. Yeah, I'm idiot. Some fucking moron. Well, no, what's what's funny about that is after he lost the judgment someone said Well, we should celebrate that Howard one-on-one all week I said the best way to celebrate this is a never-play Suttering John never again. I see her next time because honestly that's what keeps him relevant in the way He wants to be relevant is the fact that there's a national channel with 30 million subscribers That plays his old bits,

and he decided to sabotage only Centering John. We'd be like, that's no good, that can't be. Gotta get rid of that. Wait till there's some fucking Roku channel that plays old J-Leno tonight shows. There won't be. J-Leno's three shows, so it's done, it's over. J-Leno had one thing people still care about,

and he fucked it up. Such a moron. Yeah, the sweet gig as the sidekick sitting in third row in the audience and he blew it. It's called the John Chair. All right. So this is also known as one A. All right. This is John talking about, so this is on his show on his birthday from yesterday the

fourth and he's talking about losing drop the beetle anywhere folks there it is. I not love that. Oh talk about a birthday present. I find out today that I lost my lawsuit against serious ex-sem. against serious X-Sem. Now, I don't know. Do you think those judges just wanted to give me a little dig on my birthday? Either way, I want to thank my attorney, the great Michael Polpock, the great Michael Polpock.

It's the best he worked hard, the best it was. Yeah, we're gonna see the best set. Answering the phone when you call. Yeah, he's the best he worked hard the best in what yeah, we're gonna see the best That answering the phone when you call. Yeah, he's the best of course. He's game with me I've never worked with a guy who's so unavailable put on top of things I Listen to Pope-Paco in front of the panel of three judges on the appeal He had no answers for anything like yeah, but you have any evidence that any of this happening?

He's like, not yet. We don't have anything yet. Sir, you have to have evidence. Like, that's the whole point of this. He was terrible. I think at one point, he said, you're on it. We didn't, we believed that it would be no math involved in today's question. Yeah.

So like, well, one of the damages here, what do you have for this? We don't know. We don't know. What kind of lawsuit is that? Like, the great Michael Popebox, that's so great when it came to this lawsuit. It was not good. It's not to be a bad court thingy. It's not your fault.

Mike, that's rolls. That court thingy. No, I thought we had a good case, but whatever. You didn't. You know, I, Michael's the best, and I do appreciate it. It was just funny. It happened on my birthday. I couldn't help it. I agree.

That's hilarious. I'm so glad she's ever gotten. He goes, why do you, why don't you see me happy? I'm not happy. But I'm trying to be seated on my birthday. There's a difference. Jody, what is he, what is he fucking? He's fucking cracky, dude.

He's fucking cracky., he's fucking cracky. He's right, he's losing. I'm not laughing, I'm crying with laughter, that's all. All right, no, sometimes in my eye. I think I know why they decided to put this through on his birthday if I could be so bold here. Oh, he'd like, because Judge Cr in New York, uh, let series beat me in that lawsuit. Guess what? I just, I just filed for an appeal because he's a fucking

asshole that judge. He doesn't understand. He doesn't understand, Lloyd's too old to do it. But I'll tell you this. Did the great Michael Polpock ever tell you not to call the judge and asshole was really on your case many times. Yeah, right. He probably did actually. That guy's the best. Yeah, even his guess, the undertaker didn't think it was a good idea. What you call Brett Michaels?

I love grilla. All right, Shuley, do you have a minute? Do you want to play some recent beer on the balcony with Richard Roper? I ain't going anywhere, dog. Let's do this. Excellent. Let's get into this because the latest beer on the balcony and oh, I have to say another amazing thing they have.

There's so much stuff I can do is going on right now is that he tried once again to copyright strike our channel for clipping beer on the balcony. And this time, thankfully YouTube stepped in and said, sorry, it actually said, dear Stuttering John, this is not a violation of copyright law. People can use it and they gave all the fucking fair use reasons that John cannot comprehend. It's not fair you since we have a paywall. He's so stupid. I don't even think he's re, I think he's forwarding it to somebody to read it for him. That's what I think.

I don't even think he has a wonder all these words. I would, I would love for an attorney to sit down with him and go, John, why do you think this is a copyright violation? They keep telling you it's not. Patreon told you that YouTube told them that what four times, five times now? Do you think they haven't, Carl? Good point. Fucking wet brain over there.

Yeah, good point. So anyway, in celebration of that, I thought we'd pull some clothes from the latest beer on the balcony and it starts off with John. He's very excited to have a movie critic on his show because as you guys know, John's a movie director. Yeah. That's the last person out there.

I love that. This guest said yes. Now, I don't know if he knows this, but I'm an NYU film major in the Tisch School of the Arts. I wanted to be a director because I thought that, I really wanted to be an actor, but I figured that my stutter would prevent that. So then I took up on directing,

and I got great, great grades, and made some great films. Of course, dude, filmmaker. I can't wait to tell Richard Roper about my grades, and I know I knew he going to be so impressed. Great, great. He did. Did he at any point do the joke about stuttering and the cut yelling cut and costing ex amount

of money? I know he used to do that joke. He didn't do that joke, but he did. It's so bad. He did hit the greatest hits on this one. I get so embarrassing. God. All right.

Listen to him. He's like, and he's again, he's got to give himself points for everything. You know, everything's a point system. I mean, I had great grades. I had you graduated. It's like, all right, like you don't need to fucking. Yeah, it's fine. You know, spitshine the fucking thing.

Let's go. So he's going to explain to us that he's a film buff in only the way the Southern job can explain that to us. I finally got my dream come true. film buff in only the way the settery job can explain that to us. Finally got my dream come true. At least one of them when I wrote and starred in a movie that I sold to national.

Uh, uh, lamp. Moon, which I had a lot of part in some of the direction, even though I do credit. Uh, uh, the director whose name is Michael DeLoranzo. I had a way to do with a little bit of a direct. I'm just saying good a bed better.

Right. That's the dumbest brag I've ever heard. By the way, it's not well directed that movie. I can tell you that. That wasn't a brag. That was trying to set himself up for plausible deniability later. I was going to tell I could have done a better. I already feel so bad for Richard Rober because he's gotta sit through this

but just bring him on. Just bring him on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, this is the build up for it. So that being said, I'm a film-freaking maniac. I mean, if this guest would see my room, you could be a film-phanatic or a movie-maybe-act but a film- freaking, maybe.

And then, that's just chewing the shit. Check this out, because this is funny. He kind of breaks the fifth wall here because he's got a green screen, but he starts looking around the green screen if the stuff that's in his room to prove what a film buff is. Oh no.

I mean, if this guest would see my room right now, I'd like Star Wars. I got La Vista Ibell. The Italian of life is beautiful. He's looking around this green screen. Yeah. So one, the original post that George Lucas only gave out 500 and I have. George, so far he's got two Star Wars posters. I'm a big so far he's got two Star Wars posters. I'm a big movie guy.

I got two Star Wars posters. I got all those VHSs for blockbuster I'd ever returned. Hey, you know, you guys are sneaker heads like I am. I have two. Yeah, I have two or three sneakers at least. So I'm a huge. Hold on, Julie. I got my sneakers over here.

Hold on. I got I got a T-nose. I got my keys. I got slippers, I got house shoes. The crack's over here. Very impressive, God. Clocks. I have it to wonderful life. And now without further... How ironic.

Further, further. Explanation From my hope I got this right Chicago sometimes And I believe he was it was even in roper say hi to Richard and say hi to Richard rope Richard. How are you? Say hi, who's he talking to say hi to Richard and Ross say how to fix a rope Dick rope Say hi, who's he talking to? Say hi to Richard and Ross. Say hi to Richard Rupa. Dick Rope. Ropes. Ropes. Ropes. Ropes. Be the roaches. He thought Ebert was still alive.

So check out the low expectations of a guest of beer on the balcony. This is the first thing Richard says, John, you're betting a thousand so far. You got the introduction, right? The newspaper, right? The TV show, right? The titles of the movie. I say we end it now on a good note. We do the George Costanza thing.

Good night, everybody. And that's the fastest someone who wanted to count of an interview in the Saturday night. Yeah. That beats the record so far. That's impressive right there. Yeah. I just love that he goes, you knew my name?

You knew my profession? Wow. I'm impressed. Well, I just love that he goes, you knew my name, you knew my profession. Wow, I'm impressed. Well, he watched the Elon gold interview and he's like, well, the low battery bit doesn't work with this guy. I don't think there's no, there's no, my child is drowning in the pool. All right, what more question? And the way you read your own resume was amazing. Maybe. It's great. All right, so I love this because John doesn't say, I have so much to ask you or we have so much to talk about.

The first thing he says is, I have so much to tell you. Of course. Well, just to prove I'm left with a pump up, pulp fiction. Oh God, I have so much to tell you Richard and John really fine. Hello. Ah. I got to break. Oh god, I have so much to tell you Richard and so many times. Hello.

I got to break. One of the things that you learn in film school is how the directors use the camera and use their choice of what's in the scene to depict what's going on or to foreshadow what the character is or who he is. So what a fucking asshole this guy is. He goes, I learned this in film school. I was just going for marketing and I knew that.

The director determines how to shoot the movie. Yeah, no shits. I got this for you. You're gonna see it. Richard Roper knows more about filmmaking than you do and he didn't go to film school. What do you think of that? Correct. Chad, what's all this about cameras? Go go to film. What do you think of that? Correct.

Chad, what's all this about cameras? Go back, Chad. Wait, what do they do with the camera? They shoot. It's such a condescending dickhead move to have somebody on from a field that you are no way an expert in. I'm not saying Richard Roper is fucking Steven Spielberg, but it's Richard Roper. He's probably talked to Steven Spielberg many times.

I could bounce. I could afford to go to the movies. So, it's just impressed. I saw a movie on the big screen. And he's just, and now he's going to lecture him and tell him how movies are made and what, what parts, oh my God. All right, so unbelievable. This is more of John proving how smart he is.

Now remember, he just brought his guest out. He hasn't even asked if a question yet. And John's already getting into how he knows stuff about movies and other people down. No, like even when you go back to the book, that the salesman willy low man, low man. Sure. Sure. You know, and and Spielberg does it all the time. Hitchcock did it all the time. Tarantino does it all the time. So I don't know if you know this and Spielberg does it all the time, Hitchcock did it all the time. Tarantino does it all the time. So I don't know if you know this one, but this is my favorite, one of my favorites, in pulp fiction. Do you remember when John Travolta has to give Umat Thurman the adrenaline shot? In the foreground on the shelf are two board games. Take a guess of the two board game.

No, like operation and operation and life. That's fantastic. I mean, that's a fact you learn taking a shit in somebody's house and reading whatever books on the goddamn or or there's like those YouTube videos We're the catchy titles like ten things you know my public sure. Okay, I'll watch that for a second Why not and that's the first thing John wants to tell Richard roper. Yeah, that's a really good flex John That face is the face of a child whose mother just put his picture on the refrigerator And we're proud of you, Johnny. You are.

Here's a. I'm just sorry. I know. I'm the president. It's insane. All right. So you were talking before about how John doesn't realize the level of guest that he's talking to.

So he talks down to them because he thinks everyone's as dumb as he is. Like I'm convinced John has no idea that we don't get scared about copyright and cease to desist and all the things that scare him don't bothers because he doesn't realize that we're not as stupid as he is. Hey Richard, how far away you from Long Island? So this is John, this is just class,

et cetera, John right here. And what, let's Richard's face. And I'll tell you, this is how it all comes around. You'll love the story, which is so when I was the announcer and a writer on the tonight show, you know, I was on the staff as a writer. And I used to write a lot of cold opens. That's like the sketch before the show starts.

It's like in SNL, you know, live from New York, you know, what, like, it's like, Chad, I know the cold open is. Now all he does is open cold ones. Can you imagine your time for to trooper when a cold open is? Oh my God. It's just the hard and fucking open is. It's just a fucking believable. It's so stupid.

No, what they'll do is they'll film what's called a pilot. You ever see the show asset out? You know, they do that live, right? Yeah, he would have like Michael Jordan on and he'd be like, you know, when I dunk on my nerf hoop in my room when I was a kid, when I beat Shack at basketball. Yeah, you were talking about Shack. The technique I like to use, and I don't know if you're

familiar with this, but it's called Pomming a Basketball. And he has a heart attack. It's called a 360 dunk, because what happens is your body twists 360. Yeah, I'll show you. I'll find the video clip. He actually had a fine a still frame of the scene He was talking about in politics and the show Richard Roper that those two board games and Richard's like yeah, that's pretty cool

I think you're lying Yeah, where do you go from there like what's like going, hey, did you know there's lyrics to taps? Get the fuck out of my life. Get out of my life. Sure, you and I were talking about this today on your show where John will let the guest talk and John's not paying attention to the guests. Nothing. So when the guest stops talking, John has a mini panic and he's like, okay, so the next

thing, he doesn't have a conversation with anyone. Why did you stop doing stand-up comedy? Yeah, it's not. Yeah, oh, because I do stand-up. Yeah, it's like a guy waking up behind the wheel and just crossing all four lanes. This isn't example. I better do something. This is an example of, of course something. This is a great this is an example of of course

John wants to find that still frame of these board games and because of it He's not paying attention to his guest at all The whole thing was just horrible and it was also like one of those things where we're just reminded of the ego and The narcissism that permeates Hollywood Yeah Okay, you mean this podcast? I'm not going to let you have to wait to go watch pulp fiction. So let me show you this. Even the way he says it, I'm not going to let you have to wait to go see

pulp fiction because Richard's like, okay, I'll check that scene. Now that's cool. Do you know, this is such a great example of what an absolutely clueless, from top to bottom podcast or job is. You have a guy like Richard Roper on it. And he's willing to do your show once. Talk to him about what's in theaters now. Talk to him about something that's interesting.

Let the guy talk. Yeah, let the guy say a word. But do something that would be interesting for the listeners to get this guy back on your show. Vinnie, you don't know the half of it. Not only does he not do that, But do something that would be interesting for the listeners to get this guy back on your show. Vinnie, you don't know the half of it. Not only does he not do that, he decides to slam all movie critics to Richard Roper's face.

I don't know what he thinks Richard is going to do with this one. All right, Richard. Now I'm going to ask you something that, and this has been my pet peeve. And I'm going to get it because just so you know, I went to this clinic, we're guests on the Stern Show. Sure. To me, of course, I felt it was my mission. Wait, he was on the Stern Show? He never brings it out.

I know that. I never bring it out. Did he ever been involved in a roast? Do you know? I don't know. If he says anything that his mission was to answer the phones, he's wrong. I felt it was my mission to go back and pull all the rotten bad videos and not videos. The bad reviews that they would give to great movies. And one of the distinct ones that I pulled out for Ebert is that he gave

and God rest his soul because he was great. But he gave the Godfather two three stars and gave the Godfather three three and a half stars. And I went in on the air with Howard I go Roger The godfather three was better than the godfather two come on man Wow Let him have it. Yeah, wait a little have it on the air John how how ridiculous is that he goes you're a movie critic There's this other movie critic who I think made a bad judgment call. It's off by a half a start. I realize Godfather III is way worse than Godfather II.

I'm not arguing that point, but it's not he's like thumps down, I got Father II, thumps up on Godfather, it's like, yeah, it's like, whatever mood you're in or the context of the time, there's reasons why this happened. Don't worry Richard, I took care of it. Yeah, believe it or not,

there are some people out there that like Godfather III, more than Godfather 2. And one of them was named, Ebert according to John. And yeah, and so that's the thing. It's their opinion, right? Like, let's what Richard Roper has to explain. He was like, well, it is subjective, John. And you know, sometimes you have an opinion about something.

And he's a 57 year old man with a child's fucking brain. Yeah, seven year old brain. Imagine you have Richard Roper on your show and you're like man, Ebert really fucked up, didn't he? Yeah, yeah, adventure's gonna be like yeah, well that guy always wasn't as whole. Yeah, like what do you think he's gonna do? And we're talking about what when did he got for the three come out? 82? No, like 90. Oh, was it 90? Okay. He's talking about something that this happened 32 years ago and this is like who cares? Why are you bringing this up like you like you were saying when we can be talking about like modern movies?

What's good? What have you seen recently? What's directors? Do you like that? I'm gonna give me some ideas if there's a new top-gun movie What was it like working with eBurt when he talked through a fucking computer? What was that? Yeah, right when he was missing his chin better than this Better than John yeah, that's what it was there's missing half his face I thought it was like a computer, but he did talk through like a computer He wasn't real good at communicating at that. I guess you have to if you don't have half a fake. Well, the weed's kicking in. We know that. All right. Go ahead. Look

at John how smuggiest because he just said that Roger Ebert was wrong about a review than he had. Of course. Nothing makes him happier than calling out someone who's dead and can't defend themselves. I blocked him. It's impressive. Right. I blocked it. It's impressive. He was in a friend, Richard. Right. He did the ultimate block. He waited till he died and then talked shit about him.

All right. So I kind of skipped past this, but you notice that he brought up Paul Fiction right away. Yeah. And he did that on purpose. Because he wanted to talk about Quinn Tarantino. And you know what? He wants to talk about Quentin Tarantino, right? He wants to talk about the time

that he directed Quentin in a cold open on the tonight's show. And he's so proud of himself. He has to tell his new friend Richard about it. Quentin takes, goes way off script for like a minute and a half. And I go cut. I go quentin. This has got to be 30 to 40 seconds long. Please stick to the script and he goes, okay, John, okay, John.

I'll tell you Richard, as I'm walking out of the room, I go, I can't believe Stuttering John is directing quite damn it. Isn't that amazing? You know, either act like you belong in show business or you don't. You got to pick one or the other. The fact that he keeps rehashing this story and he tells every guest. So anyone is watching John's a fan of John's like, yeah, we know this John. What the guests tell a story that we don't know? Yeah, he's so dumb. He doesn't understand that he's saying to people, can you believe this fucking

idiot's directing Quentin Tarantino? Yeah, and by the way, yes, I am shocked by that. It is crazy. Right. It doesn't make any sense. Right. Arnai Moron, Richard, isn't that great? But what a weird conversation to have with someone.

He thinks he's being self-deprecating. He does this. Maybe. He does this a lot. Like when House Marks talked about how dirty his place was, he's over the moon with joy laughing about this shit. When I saw what you would call the Army Major guy, O'Jayda, when he was, he was talking about how dirty John's car was and John's dying laughing. Oh, ain't it's like, it looks like there was just three weeks worth of trash piled up and

he's going, ah, like, I don ha, like, I don't get it. I don't get it. He's so sensitive, but loves when people shit on him that he knows, I guess. I don't know. I think he's the kind of guy who would describe all of his personality flaws as just part of my job. Yeah.

That's his OCD. You know, I have to collect all the garbage. And I am very sensitive. I am very sensitive. All right, this is the last clip I want to play from beer on the balcony I have some other things to cover but this is John fucking up and it's by far the best part of the show I don't care about fast and the furious. I do care about bullet with Steve McQueen or the French connection with Gene Hackman Which has better car chases, but they're actually grounded in reality or the French connection with Jean Hackman, which has better car chases,

but they're actually grounded in reality. So I'm happy. I don't know. Oh, wow, it was just me, which I kind of enjoyed. I was going to. We all. Like finally, a podcast I'm going to watch, Richard Roper show. Yeah, he was making some points over a second. gonna watch the rich and ropers show. He was making some points over a second. Great if you could get like quarterly ratings and see a spike in that 30 seconds of like

800 people. So I'm sure you're aware that there's just a million channels opening up. People creating new videos about centering John, all these new YouTube videos. There is one that caught my eye this week. D-N-N, Debbler News Network. Oh, yes. I was gonna play this on Rico. Okay. Yeah, this is great.

This is hilarious, this is, this is B-Debbler, B-E-Debbler on YouTube. People should like and subscribe. Say it again, we are in a stuttering John economic boom Can I make two? Guys we're at a Mexican wrestling mask. He's got a button up shirt to tie He's fired up about Stuttering John everyone's making money off this dummy except for him even the Clone Wars have started You watch the guy so now he's showing deadlers unanimous and why do I podcast with Kevin, which is actually a show now.

It used to be just a bad joke. Donnie Michaels now thanks me a show. So they did a crossover episode. So now it's just getting insane. It's so on the control. And you're like, you know, this, you know, there was just so much to clip here, you know, so this is why there's so many shows. If it weren't for WATP, I definitely would never know

his current position in life and how funny it is to watch. New and original Stuttio programming premieres literally every day. How long is this stuff? This is like a TV show for me. This is the Stuttio Deep on the left. We'll talk to Ema about her transition. I love this stuff. This is like a TV show for me. Ah! This is the stucho deep on the other one. I want to talk to Ava about her transition.

By the way, it's Ava Ryza. Ava, I don't know if you need to. So the way this is added is, this doesn't stop. This is the main reason why I wanted to play this, because I love this segment of this. So John had Ava on, who is a trans woman. And the only reason why he brought it on was to talk about how horrible a person I should say what a monster Anthony Pumias.

Ava, you see any good movies lately? Are there any directors you like? Yeah, a bunch of good questions. I can tell you, you can say a bunch of you had good questions. For her. I can tell you, you can say a lot of bad things about Anthony, but he wouldn't call a fucking friend on one and a half legs and ask him to go scare somebody. I can tell you that.

It's good for you. So this is great because Abba, just like Alon did, has to explain how her name is pronounced, and John does not comprehend that in any way. We know what I'm going through right now with this fucking monster. Whether it's Alpha Ryssa.

But you know what I mean? And you know, I'm... Whether it's Alpha Ryssa. Well, let me ask you this, because you sent me these links. Whether it's Alpha Ryssa. Yeah, yeah, I'll definitely have you on again, Ava. Oh! Whether it's Alpha Riza.

Ava, it's been a pleasure. Please come back again. Anytime. Thank you so much. All right, thank you, sweetie. Okay, Ava Riza on the show. Whether it's Alpha Riza. I'm not a minor. But yeah, I didn't know.

I mean, I know I did. What a drunk asshole. Now it's time for everyone's favorite segment. Drunk of the week. Drunk of the week. This week's Drunk of the Week is Stuttering John Melendez. Congratulations, you're pickled punk. Yeah, a lot of beer.

Money and beer. Money and beer in my birthday. Beer would be going down smoothly. Yeah, oh, sunflower. Dragon, thank you for the 20 bucks. Happy birthday, John. Have a beer for me. Thank you.

You can actually get four beers from you with that. Thank you, Mary. Oh, God. It's open. That's rock bottom, what I just heard. You think? He's got a 10-10 on each beer, too. Yeah, breaking down the amount of beers, a $20 donation gives you.

And it's funny because so yesterday, John did a show on his birthday and he's such a needy bitch. This is what he tweeted out. I'm looking forward to my birthday show tomorrow with Attoni Michaels, At I Am Gabe Sanchez, At Ojeta for America, and whoever else wants to come. And then he mentions at Ron Philp Kowski, at, I mean, the list goes out and out and out. He's just Lincoln's bioply, he's trying to get anyone on

to come on the show. Because he did actually make some pretty good money on the show yesterday. I wanted a super chance. Came in for him. But what an adult man's like, oh, it's my birthday show, everyone. We got to celebrate my birthday show. Could be my last one.

Yeah, problem. By the way, last night we were back on YouTube live for the first time since he hit us with a copyright strike. And three hours before the show, we had $15 in donations. And we'd be waiting in the chat room. And we had within 10 minutes of the show, we had close to $200 and people donating to, and nothing makes me happy.

That's 40 beers. You know, one, because I'm a Jew and I love money, but two, it's because, you know, there's been episodes where we've told them, do not donate, and they donate twice as much. So, you know. By the way, the video on the subreddit where you're talking about how they hired this guy

to come into me with you, the funniest comment underneath that from Debra of the Year, Skull Team Six. And yes, fantastic. Fantastic. And the other thing I didn't mention because there's too much suffering John News to even get to is the fact

that he accused me of buying tickets to our show or Detroit in order to sell it out. So there's a couple tweets I want to read here. This is how you know he doesn't have anyone in his life anymore because there's nobody to go, John, that's not really, yeah, the guy's probably not buying tickets. Because it's like, you just bought it to have the sign say sold out on the marquee and

then take the picture and then go into an empty. Why would any venue let you do that? Right. Exactly. How would that help? They wouldn't sell more beer if I bought all the tickets. They wouldn't like that. Right, well, I'd be there, but he would have done it.

It's so plenty of beer. It'll get beer out. No, so anyway, so John tweeted out G. Wiz he buys his own seats. How lame do you have to be? He so badly wants to be famous What does that have to do with wanting to be famous if I had a buy my own? All right Yeah, so then he writes I couldn't imagine doing that, but it's a fact that he does as I talk to the manager there So now what John is saying is that he's calling the venue that we played, the Magic Bag.

Talking about Andy over there, who was awesome to us, who loved us. And Andy's going, yeah, yep, yep, I can confirm that he could not sell out this show on his own that he had a buy extra tickets, and then we put the sold out show, like if that were true, it's not. It's the same thing to think.

I bet you caught a per store, something stupid. Well, he didn't go on a walk. Why would Andy give up that information? Like venues aren't interested in telling people about the attendance of previous shows. Like, what's going on? I happen to hate the performer that was there last week. Can you tell me shitty things about them?

Let me talk to the manager. Yeah, he's such a caring. He talked to the manager, like he talked to the Rochester police department. Exactly, fuck outta here. Exactly, but the manager like he talked to the Rochester police department. Exactly. The fuck out of here. Exactly. But the fact that he thinks that that's going to prove anything or intimidate someone, like John gets so upset.

They're calling the clubs that I perform at. John, you just tweeted that you called the club I performed at. Do not see what's going on here. You're doing the exact thing you can play in about. You fucking bitchy little Karen. It is one of my favorite things about him. Is the minute he starts railing and gets something, someone, usually from dabblers,

will post a screenshot or a video of him doing that exact thing. He's up in arms about. I like Vinnie said, he's drunk swinging. He's just, I don't know why I'm, say put him up set. Like his shit is like a hair drug test. Like his shit goes way back. It's not just, you know, you get, you get,

minute he starts yelling about it. Can you believe this guy uses the N word boom, 20 clips, here you go. I know. It's crazy. So I want to bring it back to, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, and this is another video that was produced. So this is, uh, Stuccio Depot, I believe.

And so this is the recap of that appearance because John pretends he's bringing this person on to talk to them about their journey and doesn't none of that. He just wants to talk about Anthony Covea. It's weird that it's a person that is not on his radar in any way, like they've never been on before. It's almost like he just got someone to reply and brought them on to talk about what it's like

being trans when you have someone very close to you that you could ask to come on. He doesn't talk to me. Yeah, well, yeah, baby, baby, not. It's just odd. It's very odd and people think that maybe this person's trolling John because she does say that she likes Anthony Coutman. She's a fan of Open Anthony.

So I think that kind of ruins his credibility. Yeah, it takes a win out of his sale. I love this stuff. This is like a TV show for me. This guy does great stuff too. Yeah, this is amazing. So the first screen of this Stupgio Depot show is Stunnery John wearing a Stupgio Depot hat and he's got a smack on like he works at the home Depot with the dark branded logo.

Is that him doing the air quotes thing? And he's got a smack on like he works at the Home Depot with the dark branded logo and he's doing the aircoats and he's doing the aircoats. Which thing lies? It's like I took him out of his pants. And of course he's got the halo because he can do no wrong. Everything he does is perfect. There's probably seven more jokes there. I'm not even getting but it's fucking fantastic. God damn everyone involved in this is so fucking funny except for John.

It really is amazing. Fantastic god damn everyone involved in this is so fucking funny except for John Yep Really is a day Like a TV show for me But we'll talk to Eva about her transition and how was to do that But I gotta go in a minute John who's up next? What do you got? Wow, he looks terrible. I have Ava By the way, it's Ava Ryza. She's a transgender woman, and she's going to come on.

Now, so I'm going to have this transgender woman, and we're going to learn about how difficult it was to make the transition. Are we? Ava, I don't know if you know what I'm going through right now with this fucking monster. I've been having this, I guess you call it a battle, which I call a battle between good and evil with Anthony Cumia. He does it because he believes it because he's a sick fuck.

Like, because I really don't want that kind of hate on this show. I think, like, to treat Louie, like, just riffing, is like, they're really, really funny. Like, yeah. And so, I don't know how he's reacting to things anymore. Yeah, I'm a great comedian. It's okay. We're high. I mean, not all they're evil. It's good for Steve.

He thinks he's talking to the guy from the crow. He doesn't even know what's going on. He doesn't know I do. He'd look, hate me. Okay, I don't give a fuck if you hate on me. You don't? Sure, he didn't think that's true. That he doesn't give a fuck if you hate on him Listen as long as as long as there's a friend out there that can reach out and Converse and touch someone for him. He's not lying. He doesn't care the guy in Long Island apparently cared a lot You decided to show up in his handicap van and leave me the right

Fucking trash me all you want have all these loser comics on the trash me. I don't give a shit. This is like, this is Anthony Cumier. Anthony Cumier goes out there and he's a high school dropout which you can only expect that kind of shit coming out of this mouth. That was cracking up.

She's like, this is all you got on this guy's high school dropout, he's a multi-millionaire. That kind of shit coming out of this mouth. That was cracking up. She's like, this is all you got on this guy's high school drive-out. He's a multi-millionaire. He does the thing that you wanted to do, host a show, and he doesn't so brilliantly, that he's made millions and millions of dollars doing it. How do you not realize that you're the loser of this scenario? And I like her mic placement thing.

Yeah. I'm gonna start doing that now. I'm gonna look. Do you think any trans persons wants to sit there and listen to this guy fucking virtue signal? Mike placement thing. Yeah, I'm gonna start doing that now. I'm gonna have to look. Do you think any transversions wants to sit there and listen to this guy fucking virtue signal? No, it's insulting. It really is.

And by the way, I'm gonna get the same Microsoft and Mike cover my teeth, might. We'll see. Miss twisted lunatic known as Anthony Cumian. Why does he hate you so much? Oh, I hate you so much? Oh, I hate you so much. Well, I started it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I don't know. He called that a pedophile a few hundred times and he gets all bent out of shit. Gee, you never heard a pockbox. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Just one clip. Because I think this one clip says it all in one 30 second clip. And I'll play that now. And again, I warned people that it's you know, a bad guy who mentions

red bar who are geniuses. Holy shit, John. John is is team Redbar now. This is the guy who's worried about Kim either. No, no, Mike David does not like John in any single way. He's ripped him to shreds before. And if you're worried about words people use, yeah, watch out. I would keep close company with Redbar if you were about people using the R word, John.

I was watching his live show yesterday. I think it was on his birthday and a guy donated to him and said, and in his name, it said Redbar. And he's like, John, we love you. Like, we can't wait to have it. We'd love to have you on the show. He falls for fighting the fight. And yeah, he fell for it. I mean, such a moron. I reached out to you guys. Oh, come on, any talk. Oh my God, I would love to see what Mike would do. They got my letters. Five letters of P you. So I'm going to have this trans gender woman, and we're going to learn about how

difficult it was to make the transition. Okay. But you know what I mean, like, and you know, I hate having to bring it back to Anthony Cumie. Like, you know, well, first of all, he says the F word for gay and then uses the N word twice. The disconnect is an Anthony's brain. So now Anthony, that's what he believes. Anthony Cumie what he believes. Anthony, call me and choose this not to. Let me ask you this, because you sent me these links to Anthony.

And and and just to say like what to talk to you about. Yeah, Anthony going on another show on Anthony, on his own show. I will just say to you that he posts this other one of my son now as an adult male and rights. No air quotes. And he has no problem with this. This is the only thing that Stuttering John made that was funny. That is a great joke. I'm sorry John, I know you don't get it, but that is a great joke.

What if he got it on air? He's like, oh, I get it. Oh, actually, that actually is a pretty good one. Anthony, so funny. What I was doing to show we're talking about John. We're talking about something and I just going, he's so transparent. Anthony goes, he is transparent and I'm gonna talk to him in a minute to get it. I didn't even get so fast. So funny. It's great. Now, what kind of monster? And it's like there's times where Anthony can be funny on this, even on that compound show. Yeah, yeah, I'll definitely have you on again, even.

Sure. People started emailing me on, like, but they found a way to contact me through, like, my band camp, which is, like, a very interesting way to think about. To tell me not to come on the show and it's so fascinating because they've zoomed in on Jon's face here. They try to imply that you're a sexist and homophobic person, which is one thing I think that they don't think Oh, so mad

Anthony and watch that podcast and all that he's like they keep posting his thing that conversation took two years off his life The voice in his head's like keep keep keep keep it together keep it. Thanks for like you made a joke about Caitlin Jenner at some point earlier. That was when that joke was way before that was way before we knew that he was transgender. And now I hear he come off his fucking penis ladies actress take some parables. I was actually shocked because I was friends with Bruce It's okay. You don't have to even explain it to me. No, no, no, I know but yeah, I didn't know I mean I love jaggedy cotton lies. He's such an idiot

It's not on the internet, man. We're gonna find that people are gonna find that well the thing about that is The thing about that is I hate his fucking cruise ship comic energy upon stages like The guy fucking fill the buffet in the back of the room just as I's rolling the back of his fucking head You guys are coming to the wait show, right? Whoa watch out I ain't no idea Hey, but it's been a pleasure. Please come back again anytime. Thank you so much. All right. Thank you sweetie. Okay Abe Arraza on the show

By the way, it's on the right Amazing well done one point called her I'm not gonna do it. You're not gonna do it. You're not gonna do it. You're not gonna do it. You're not gonna do it. You're not gonna do it. You're not gonna do it. You're not gonna do it. You're not gonna do it. You're not gonna do it. You're not gonna do it.

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Find out tomorrow, I suppose. But before I do that, this is a short one from Adam. It's all right. We still have the microphone in the other room. Before I. Exactly. We got it back up. My phone's out of my pocket.

The recording show will be fine. Uh, uh, uh, uh, Growing back all my cause Life is getting lonely Enhaling some baloney Fuck, I told my guest the wrong time zone And I'm already streaming live Gotta go call the major Hostile Ritio Hater O'Jeta Uh, uh, uh, uh, Growing back all my cause

Thank you, editoro You're good brilliant Oh, brilliant always fun and I'll play those other parody songs in a little bit But should we ever play to catch a dabble with us before of course? I love it. Why don't we do that? I'll bring in Hannah. I see Hannah a review girl is here as well. She likes to catch a dabble from time to time I Do hey guys, Hannah time to time. I do. Hey guys. Hi Hannah. Hi Hannah. Hi, Julie. Hi, Vinnie.

Hi. All right. How's your microphone sounding today? It's a is it pointing the wrong direction? It shouldn't be. Can you not hear it? I tried to connect it through my iPod. Oh, that's probably the problem. All right.

I use an iP, air pod mic. I think yeah, you probably are. It's not, it's not great. If you could not use your air pod, tap that mic right there. Tap it. Yeah, tap that mic in front of you. Yeah, that's not it. Yeah.

While we're waiting for this, I have a clip that I want to play real quick from the Dick show. Vinnie, you're going to find this a little bit interesting. They're talking about fat girls wearing outfits that look like cows. Cow's skin. Cow, like black and white, fucking cow. Like a fucking cow, like dairy cow. Like cow. Oh, and he was dressing. Did you see Carl dressing up like a cow?

No. Oh, yeah. Well, that's something else. Oh, the black face cow. Who are these? Just kidding. He didn't do black. Black cast, cow, bikini. I don't know why he did this. They have some kind of humiliation thing. That's right.

Yeah, he must have lost something. The one with cut notes. Where can I see Carl and his bikini? The creep off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where could I see it? It's the thing he does with the... Vinny and yeah.

Vinny to pop. They just do something like that. Humiliate each other. Vinny to pop. Oh, there he is. Yeah, let me... Come on. There he is. There he is. Look at him. Look at that shit. Better than fucking Maddox. Yeah, that's true. It's a better stupid costume

than what Maddox has got. So imagine this, but a big fat woman wearing it. Yeah. That's the face. Pretty populist. I listened to my first full episode of the Dix show on my way to Detroit, and I learned some interesting things about Fat People. Did you know that they now want to be called Persons of Size? Yes. That blew my mind.

Hey, Hanney, sound a lot better now. Oh, okay, good. Oh. Can you try it? You look great, too, by the way. I was gonna say, if you could turn on your video. All right, all right. That is how you got the job. Now we're gonna be back. All right. You'll great to but I was gonna say if you can turn on your video That is how you got the job. Hey, all right. She's no dirt scientist. Oh, she's not

All right, let's get ready to catch a dad, everybody It's time for everyone's favorite game show To catch a Daveler are you ready to play? To catch a dabbler? So I wait my date. And there she pulls up a psychotherapist. She shows up wearing a mask, blonde hair. She She said she was 52. When she got added a car and I looked at her arms, they were sagging over here like she was more like 82. What did John say next?

Whatever it is, I bet it's going to be very a couple of minutes here of this woman that he's going on a date with. Goodbye guys. I said, oh well, she's paid. Prices. Number one, I knew right away that I would need, you know, some extra Viagra for this one.

Be, I know, I'm no spring chicken, but listen, you know, you gotta take care of yourself. Do some exercise with those arms. Next, not that there's anything wrong with older women. I'm not being misogynistic or sexist for. But I thought, well, since I'm the hot one, she should at least buy me dinner. Lastly, I couldn't believe it. Like, it's like I'm on a date with my mother.

I don't know. It's just gross. It's a cash. A dabbler. I always go go first and I did see people in the discord saying that's not that's not the reason why I think it's the I'm no spring chicken. All right. I just for some reason I can hear John saying that number two. It's not that it's not a funny answer but that's why I always lose by picking the funny answer. Uh, surely what do you got, buddy? I also am going with number two,

but for a different reason, it had the most you know, and that my friends is the, is the whole fucking trick to this game. Surely is a scholar. Good strategy. If anyone got, I don't know. You guys both may have turned me because I was four.

Well, I really thought it was four five because those are the most insulting to this poor lady who did nothing wrong Yeah, I'm still gonna go with my guy and I'm going for never force it's out in the hot one. Yes inside the hot one Because that sounds like a dumb joke you would make because he's fucking producer Chris I'm gonna go with five okay the mother joke. Yeah, okay, and then Hannah. What do you got? Okay, and then Hannah, what do you got? I'm under with five. I'm between the spring chicken and I'm gonna fly. All right, all right. We're gonna get you out of that well. Don't worry.

I know. Are you connected to your nose headphones now? Tap your mic in front of you to cup with string. You just sound like you're Mike's not. But you look great. Yeah, you're doing fine about it. Exactly. Exactly. Thanks, Julie. So I wait my date. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You're going to sound like shit, add talk over the clip. Pick one. Pick one. Oh, all right. Here we go. So I wait my date. And there she pulls up a psychotherapist. She shows up, right?

Wearing a mask, blonde hair. She says she was 52. When she got out of the car, and I looked at her arms, they were sagging over here, like she was more like 82. Not like there's anything wrong with all the women. I'm not being misogynistical sexist here.

Wow. But already, she's lying about her age. That's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if you are man enough to catch a dabber. John knows piece of shit, Cardiff, mother fuckers. That's every time. John knows a little something about lying about your age. He was doing it for a very long time.

Well, he doesn't understand is he's describing sagging skin, which could be weight loss, not just old age, you know, true. Plus just any one of the other thing about it. But one day he might, yeah, the doctor's tell me I'll never get wrinkles. That's great. Um, Julie, thank you for coming on. This story was just too incredible. I had to get you out to tell this story about the hit, the chat hired. I guess you got it, Betty. Can I ask you one more question, Shule? I didn't get it earlier about that situation.

You said that you were contacted by the authorities. How seriously are they taking this case? Oh, the detective that reached out to me wanted to go to this guy's place. And I'm just like, look, at the end of the day, I can't, I don't want to fuck up this guy's life for being stupid enough to agree to do something like this for John. Had it gotten physical? Had it gotten to that point?

Yeah, to quote a Bronx tale, now you can't leave. He wouldn't even have made it out the fucking door. Do you know how Goddamn funny it would have been to hear the phone call after the detective leaves? Because the guy's not going to rest. Just goes up there and tells him, Hey, buddy, don't do stuff like that. Tell your pal in California that you're not allowed to intimidate people like this. It's illegal. I know, but the people, but people are saying you should have put a scar at him. And something tells me a detective

walking to his front door is not something that he hasn't seen before. And I don't know that it would actually scare him, you know. So, and plus I just feel like it's fucking up his life. He didn't. He could have fucked up my show, but he did. And then the most, the thing that's run through my mind the most is I can't get my ass kicked by a guy with a cane. I just can't, you know, it would be funny if just everyone turns on you with a row on setter and john side. The future. My, my, my, Danny, this child with friend, handicapped shaming, Danny, and then I, yeah, it all get canceled. Oh, that would have been amazing. I just think it'd be hysterical to hear the call back to l.a. joe there ought to be

daddy listen it all goes away just do one little job for us we need you to mic up your phone and fucking call john let's do it for sure i actually put something out this morning on chelice show that i just remembered i should put it out there here we know that we connect with people who've no settling John personally because we've we have a pretty big Universe now of all people who enjoy this content and the people who John is actually interacting with in real life Love it the most so we know that all the people from the Howard Stern show It's testament to him. I know and anywhere 70 Miller. Oh God. And I said this too, if somebody Miller could come on the show,

I'll vote Democratic for the next 16 years. So just come on this show. You're on. So I want to throw this out there. Anyone who actually has had an interaction with Stuttering John or as a friend with Stuttering John, if you can come on and tell us one example of a time that John was selfless and did a favor for you

without expecting anything in return Just because you needed it. You maybe without you even asking. He just said look at I could tell you need a hand He took my returnable back without asking Any example of it. I don't think there's one what if you're one of Stuttering jabs little stutterers. Yeah, like that one to the mentors Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like three weeks from now when nothing's come in, Carl's like, does this email even registered? Is this working? Yeah. W-H-E-P show gmail.com. I don't get back to a lot of people, but I do see your emails. So please send that and if Johnson done something nice for you, I want to hear

that story. Well, we had a guy on that had an interaction with John, uh, he never met him face at face comedian Corey Ryan Forrester, a very funny guy. Um, John reached out to him because his Twitter started blowing up like a lot of celebrity started hitting up his Twitter. And John reached out to him and he's like, Hey, he sends him a DM and he goes, Hey, we'd love to have you on my show. Corey's a very nice guy. He goes, Sure, I'll do it, man. He goes, can you do it now? That was the second message. And he goes, and he goes, I can't write now, buddy. I'm, you know, working right now, but let's set up another time. He's literally getting up on stage. He's a touring community. Well, actually, I'm going

up in like five minutes, but we can schedule another time. Reaches out to him a week later. Same thing. Hey, you think you can do a show? Yeah, man. Let's, let's figure it out. He goes, how about now? And he's like, I can't, dude. And John taking rejection on the professional manner that he knows how to live his life, unfollows Corey. And that's it. He never can't tell you. I know how to take a hit.

Yeah. Yeah. That's the funniest part. Is that he doesn't? Corey will do any podcast. All you got to do is just schedule it. Yes. And he said that, too. He's like, I don't care. I'll go out and do any podcast. All you gotta do is just schedule it. Yes, that's all. And he said that too.

He's like, I don't care. I'll go out and do his podcast. You know, he had a viral video out at the time. So there's a lot going on for him. And John couldn't just fucking sit there and be like, how about next Tuesday? It's not that easy. Jesus Christ.

Guy said he'd do my show. He didn't prick. I was like, fucking prick. Dead to me, Dent to me. All right, so the Uncle Rico show is killing it. I mean, I don't have to tell you that, Chewie. I think everybody knows you guys are doing a fantastic job. You've added Bob Levy to the show.

Of course, Mike Morse is on the show. The three of you guys, hammering John, just over and over again throughout the week. We're gonna be able to find that show. You can find it at patreon.com slash the shoelichot, which you will get all the Uncle Rico episodes on audio as well through the shoelichot podcast. We're gonna start uploading them back up to the YouTube channel,

which is the shoelichot as well. So just search up the shoelichot, Show to lead you to all the Uncle Rico stuff. We got merch, we got everything. We got a new show starting up on the Patreon that we're going to do. This is from, yeah, it's about John's earlier body of work. And we're calling it the Blender Years. All those beers ago. I forgot to tagline. But yeah, we're going to start playing old class like because John had two versions of a podcast, right? Well,

now three, if you count this, but two versions, which was one was all through podcast one and they booked guest forum and it was very, you know, wasn't good, but it was, you know, as close as he would get to a real show. And then the other one was now he's, you know, working rogue and fucking burning every bridge at the Stern Show and in life and talking shit about everybody. And so we're going to deep dive into all those and that'll be up on Patreon. So yeah, YouTube and Patreon. Shalom Shouli.com for tour dates. I'm looking forward to that because all those old episodes you go back and listen to them. John's constantly talking about all the stuff he's going to do.

Oh my gosh, we're going to turn this into a huge show. We're going to have this thing going on and that thing. So it's great going back. Listen to that now. I'm knowing that none of this worked out far enough. And it's all just the opposite. Even when he was with Royce, and they were doing the show with the guy that we had on who was helping produce it. What was his name? Don. Yeah. Yeah, he was great.

Even when it was like Royce and Don and him, he was talking about, yeah, we're going to get a news person. We're going to do like a daily show. We're going to be a morning drive. I'm going to burn this bridge and that bridge. He's talking about getting hired for a radio network. He got hired to do this podcast network. He was constantly talking about all these achievements

that were either happening or going to happen. And none of them came, not a single one came to fruition. Be on the lookout for the street team. We're gonna pull you over if you have the bump stick on. Win 100 dollars. gonna pull you over if you have a bump stick on. Yeah. When $100. I got Danny out on the street looking for stickers. We're going to be in New York City, October 15th at the city winery in Chelsea in Manhattan. And I was talking to Mike Morrison Bob Levy about that this morning.

There's a possibility they might stop by and represent the Uncle Rico shot. All right. Yeah, I'll be in Vegas doing skankfest, but, uh, but yeah, I wish I was there. How? What an asshole. He had a throw that in there. Did they know that's awesome. I can grads. No one told me there was going to be boasting.

Skankfest is incredible. That's great. All right, Shirley. Thank you, boys. Have a good one. Shalom. Appreciate it. One more clip that I want to play.

You guys know I'm a fan of Noah Genda and I'm Curry and John C. DeVorek and I played this a couple of months ago where John C. DeVorek was doing this new segment on the show. Kind of goofing on podcasts. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they got away from it for a little while. It's been coming back a lot lately. My friend, Kevin says, you know, it's kind of fucked up.

John's been on the show before. He's, well, I've been talking about our show on the show. He's well aware of it. And the fact that they wouldn't even give me credit, here's the most recent. CNN is killing almost all of its podcasting division, thinking that what's the point of throwing money at this because they're losing their ass.

Last thing they want is to rush out one of them. The last thing they want is for it to end up on what the hell are these podcasts? What the hell is this? It's what's wrong with these podcasts. Yeah, that's it. What's wrong with these podcasts? Get the fuck out. That's what he calls it.

That's incredible. I mean, they could just give me a nod, right? Like, hey, no, we're doing something like who are these podcasts? That's all I need. Even that fucking guy Kevin from who are these, from why do they podcast gave you a nod? Yeah, he acknowledges that that's kind of the reason why that's happening.

Unreal. Yeah, what are you gonna do? I have a video of Richard O'Jada getting trolled, but I just feel like we've hammered all of this enough at this point right I Kind of want to see that really okay You in yeah, you made a good point. That sounds like fun What is going on right now? I'll inhale you are fighting for us. It's Tommy's landing.

An awesome prograk hazard is about to start. Hannah, are you hearing that? I think we found the culprit. All right, we'll be fine this clip real quick. Damn you, Vinny. What did I do? And while I'm pulling this up, I should also play this clip that's resurfaced recently on Daveler's Anatomist,

John, talking about how you can kick my ass. That's always fun. Really? Patrick Michael asked the question, if you boxed a random guy from Rockchester, who wins? I would kick the shit out of the random marketing guy from Rockchester. I do not fucking, it does not even fucking, I would not question myself at all. Kaby is more of a fucking, you know, formidable opponent, Danakai. I mean, just look, I'm a trained fucking boxer. And I'm a street fighter from fucking Long Island.

Believe me, you know, now, who is he in street fighter? I was thinking to say that, I'm like, I'm mortal, I'm scorpion, get over here! He's the sumo guy. Well, he thinks that he's a trained boxer because of what he did. Yeah, we learned about his extensive training. We covered that on our latest part eight

of Easy for You to Say on the bonus episodes where producer Chris and I break down John's autobiography. Wow, was he proud of himself? He thought he won the World Heavyweight Champion, Jeff. It's pretty amazing how he thinks those the reasons why he would be able to be two in a fight. Yeah. Yeah, not your lack of athletic ability.

Sure. You're a weak chin. Yeah. None of that. What about my club feet? So, do you think I'm that, Bitty? I feel like those might be advent, you know, in advantage for me.

It's just for me. Yeah. I mean, whatever you can use a club car, I'll have to fight. What a fucking asshole. Alright. Let's check out... Whoa! Was that my machine again?

Alright, let's check out Richard. So, what I like about this guy who's fucking with him is his name is Dico Jena Fingers Little Promo. Isn't I, Rick? Oh, no. Is that him in his guy? Oh, no. his name is Dico Jenna fingers little from boys and I rack. No, no. What's great about Richard O'Jada? Is it a headless yet? Very complex. Sure.

The headless is just the way that you want to with someone's trolling in an RV down by the river. Ladies and gentlemen, make no mistake about it. Make hold on for a second, make no mistake about it. Let me tell you something. You know what I'm talking about you. I would beat the dog shit out of you and there would be nothing you could do about it. That's a fact.

That's a fact. This guy might be unhinged. He always goes immediately to violence. Have you noticed that? He wants a curb stop, everyone. It's like, all right, buddy, relax. It's the internet. We're just having some fun here.

I can see why he's paired up with John. Yeah, right? So this one is Dick O'Jeta 8 Aces disease coups. Oh, no, you're so tolerant and nonviolent Well, man dirt bag, you can eat JD Vance I have a 12 year old boy this guy grew me on Facebook You'll be exposed to your blinky SOB Blink this This is guys a monster. I wish you had the guts to come say something to my face. I would beat the dog show. And I know that you're a guy that goes

and you watch all the friggin' stuttering John's shit when I'm on there, because I know exactly how you work. This is how you learned how to handle it, too. This is the exact opposite way to handle people trolling you, you moron. But you're a friggin' coward, and that's exactly what you are. You're a dummy, it's a fact. And if you come in my face, come get my face high.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You're gay. The dog shit out of you without even thinking twice wouldn't take me but hell I it two minutes I'll be done. And apparently she'll be done. Two minutes I'll be done. Dicco Jenna likes little boys. It's been named in this next one.

This guy's quite the talker in it. Who says she has proof. So I do believe that hold on here. I want to get this Jack ass again. Go make another make another YouTube. So I'll just keep you. I'll just go ask you chicken shit. It doesn't bother him.

That's good. That was so worth watching. Thank you. I know. That's been a lot of fun. So I do want to say, Vinnie, we've done it all today. And you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.

The T-Tex. The T-Tex. We actually like this season. The T-Tex. The T-Tex. The T-Tex. The T-Tex. The T-Tex.

I'm excited to say, Trucker Andy will be over here. We didn't talk much about our Detroit trip. I feel like it's been a jam pack show, but maybe when trucker Andy comes over, he didn't get shit on this time. Very impressive. Well, not by a bird. Not by a bird, but the helpy over here

will be continuing Jacktober. Hey, in the month of October, and this is the show we're gonna be looking at. We're like, who's Joe? It's behind Melanie. By the way, Joe, it's after. We're like, who's Joe? It's behind Melanie. By the way, Joe, Zafi, if you're listening, you're on live on Facebook right now. Right now, Melanie, we're live on Facebook as we kick off our, uh, publisher, get a clue. Okay.

We right now we have a grand total of zero people. Oh, we got one person watching us. Two. And by the way, I learned something new. It's a car. The way that we do live on Facebook, which it looks much more professional. If people comment, I can actually share it on the screen. So people go to Facebook.com, start Pittsburgh. Okay. I'm put up like a witty comment or something fun. I can actually put it on the screen with us. Like, look, Erica said, good morning. Happy Friday.

Watch this. Boom. If you're live on Facebook, you see, look at I just took Erica's comment and put it right on the screen. I actually can see it because you're in charge of it. So I can see you. Boom. All right. Can you put mine up? I'm going to put something ready. Yeah. Put it up. Now it's going to comment on something. And I'm going to add it to the screen right now. Show me. I don't see your comment. I just did it. I just put my comments in. Oh, wow, I got one here from a dick O'Jada figure little browboys that I rack. He says, good morning, Pittsburgh. Yeah, that's from 100.7 the star. That was the Bubba show, not Bubba the Love Sponge. A different Bubba I'm there. so that should be a lot of fun and who knows between now and then

Suthering John might threaten more people with my pants and one of the things to talk about I'm sure look out here Yeah, right There's a little show that you've been reading reviews for that. I think maybe you should don't think twice about A little show that you've been reading reviews for, that I think maybe you should not think twice about. BOOM! You're sabotaging my show right now. It's her phone. Alright.

Probably hit up. We'll get this figured out eventually. Do I do everything I need to do for the show? I feel like I did, right? We can sign off now. Yeah. Get your tickets now for New York City, w-a-t-p-n-y-c-dot-c-ab.

We sold out in Detroit. Don't wait, I talk to people. This is a true story, John. I talk to people who procrastinated, tried to get tickets and could not. So get your tickets for the city winery. It's gonna be a great venue. I'm not gonna fuck up the sound.

Grab them all before Karl Bison. Yeah, grab your TV before I go and buy them. Cause I'm panicking and I need to sold outside, outside. So W-ATP-NYC.com or there's a link off our website who are these.com to get your tickets. People are messaging me from Philadelphia. When are you gonna come to Philly? It's an hour and a half on the train. Yeah, this is it. This is an easy. Yeah. No brainer.

Yeah, I had to express 12 bucks. Come on. We're right near Penn station, we're right Manhattan. If you buy VIP tickets, we're going to have an after party. You'll be notified where everyone's going. It's going to be a great time. So that'll be funny. You know what I should mention this. Oh, you definitely should get them quick though, because Bravo Fest, I think, is going on that same weekend. If I'm not mistaken, so figure out about that. At the show confirmed, Anthony Cumie, Brian Johnson, Missy B. Eric Nagle, producer Chris Vinnie Paul, you know, trucker Andy Kroge, and Jenny Jingles all confirmed. They will be there. And like I said, maybe Bob Lee, Vimey, make more shows up. It's gonna be a party

We're gonna have the dabble battle. Oh, yeah, so you could do the best that are John impression So it's gonna be a lot of fun and I hope everyone can join us please Join us again next time and we'll be fine. I want to for all who are these podcasts leave well every pounding Well, everybody. Starting in the most bits of morning radio. I'm now the show. These clothes right now. Hmm. Okay. Great show.

Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger? And I was still gainfully employed. It wouldn't it be nice to have a family? Now my only friends are my hemorrhoids. Drinking colds until I pass out. Waiting for the 21st to cash out. Wouldn't it be nice to still be married and still be

allowed in my kids' lives? Now I spend my days scrolling through Twitter, trying to harass Bob Lee V's wife. The troll say that I'm a dabler. I watch my wife fuck Adam Sandler. Cleaning up was so nice. To improve firm this synth performance. I was gonna clean my room and then I drank beer. I was gonna clean the cat box too. And then I had a few beers. I hate cleaning. I hate cleaning.

I've got a gallon of orange juice, so I'm in the clear. Hey, hey, hey, so drink more beer. Drink more beer. Drink more beer. Ha ha ha. I was gonna pay my debt, but I spent it on course. Scoot!

I was gonna make a $3 bet, but I can't, cause I spent it on course. Ah. But I can't cuz I spend it on cores Now I live at Scott's house sleeping on the floor Hey, hey, hey, because I drank cores Because I drank cores Because I drank cores You knew more of that one's gross I was gonna file a lawsuit and then I drank a pint

Pick with pub I'll beat it I was gonna take down Pockface 2 And then I went to the ball and had a few pints I'm the laughing stock of the internet and I know why Because I drank pints because I had some pints because I drank pints I was gonna see my kids, but I tried to get laid. I paid, of course. I haven't seen my kids in years, because I'm always trying to get laid.

Huge cans. Now they don't even call me on Father's Day. Hey, hey, hey, hey, I tried to get laid. Try to get laid. I struggled to get laid. I was gonna wipe myself, but I went to the bar. I'm running in one monster. I was gonna take care of my health, but I spend every day at the bar. Now my hemorrhoid doctor won't return my call. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Turn my car Went to the bar because I'm drunk at the bar I think there's no dice from alcohol. I mean, come on. You know you can left him right. We could all do

Alcohol, D and alcohol. Yeah, but we're drawing can kill you. It's the only joke they can actually kill you Remember has Great job everyone. Let's get hang of back here. Let's see what's going on. Oh, nope. The mother ship is calling it. One of us is gonna get probed. Okay, is that off now? Gonna go with you.

Oh shit, now I can't hear you. I just, I was assuming that you had your headphone microphone and your microphone on, and that's why we were getting the feedback there, but I guess I'm not sure man. She had no issues. You know what it was? She heard the Detroit shout and then spired her.

She's like, wait a second, you can fuck up audio that many different ways. I'll say awesome. Are you awesome? Turn your vibrator down Hannah. Alright Hannah, that was. What? You had aator down Hannah. Oh, yeah! Alright, Hannah, that was... Waka, waka!

You had a good run, Hannah. I will never forget you, I promise. It's just like Paul Barron in the freezer. We just never see the character again. Oh, Drake. Where's Vic? Yeah, where's Vic? I have a new song for her that somebody sent in. Hey, Vicki won't you please explain why you get so much enjoyment out of causing kids pain

A chick who's just playing mean a sour sweet sixteen She's a fire breathing dragon in a pair of black jeans That's enough of that I guess that's from the fairly odd parents. That was something from a conjured world. Yeah, I was just saying it's way too nice to be about Vic. Yes, I would agree. All right. Let's hit these voice maos and then we'll call it.

Hey, Carl, this is Brock from Michigan. Just calling to say, I wanted to call and share on you, but I really can't. I have to say thank you because you've created the greatest dabble've created the greatest dabble verse, the greatest crossover universe since the original Marvel Cinematic Universe. So thank you so much, sir. I can't thank you enough. My daily entertainment. But I can't wait to see the show Friday in Detroit. Keep it up and then usual fashion go fuck yourself Carl.

I invented that Robin. Hey, I invented the devil first Robin. Brock is the man. Yes, yes. Did you meet him? I did me Brock. Nice. Brom your present. Oh, okay. Thanks Brock. Yeah, buddy. We didn't know what we were doing at the time. We just knew that Laffonette John was fun. But look at where we've gotten to now. It's a whole industry. It's a whole community. It's a community. We're all friends. We all get along. We've talked about turning this into a live show. You know what though? With the roast of Stuttering John, being a part of it, and then probably stuck John Khan, the convention will be a part of it too. It'll be a whole weekend for all the dabblers, which would be amazing

Go ahead, but it's all cute and fun now until the turf force starts. Oh, you think it's gonna be a turf war like you can't use that Bear on the balcony already clip that beer on the balcony. Oh, we use a different clip on our shows Anything's gonna I'm just glad about the team. I'm on I got Chris. We got Andy. We got Rose We're killing it over here, and you'll be there. Oh, I thought I was part of the team I'm on. I got Chris, we got Andy, we got Rose. We're killing it over here. And you'll be there. Oh, I thought I was part of the team. That's what you're talking about. Oh, this is interesting. My English tutor called into the show.

Finally. Yeah. Hey, Carl. It's your English tutor, Andy. You're almost there, buddy. I was listening to last week's podcast, and I noticed a few flip-ups here. You know, you need to be very exact with your pronunciation.

It's not fail-y, it's style-y. I also noticed this when you introduce HAL Spark. I believe it is pronounced how. HAL is a completely different word and it has an extra vowel in there. Also the co-host last week on the bad with money is not pronounced male. Calling them male actually since they're trans. That's a microabrachment. So you might want to cool it, buddy. Anyways, I'm very proud to count you among my students.

I'll see you later tonight when you're sleeping. Bye-bye. That's what it's your mentor. Yeah, that's not good. Thank you. Thank you. I'm still working on it, apparently. But I did really get a typing class.

All right, Vick, yeah, because you used your feet. The Vick's dog called it to the show. Hey, that call. It's Vick's puppy panda. feet and the big star get called into the show hey there call it's uh big puppy panda you know i know she called in the other day say that she tried to make me gay by putting little balls and stuff on me but uh...

between you and me i don't know how well that's got to work when i get to see those titties all day. Oh, I would have liked to eat dog. Would have liked to eat poppy. Seeing those puppies. I hear something on the Drew and Mike show out when they have their boner line. People talk about a separated birth.

They hear two people, they're like, oh, it sounds like the same person. So I heard this call come in. I'd have been separated at birth. The band guy in the first man black movie, the alien cockroach. And of course, stuttering drum. So I put together this for us. I tried to produce this idea. So I put together this for us. I try to produce this idea. So many questions. Well, um, now you are a comic that will go out on a limb, you know, and, you know, uh-huh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh, Oh my god. What the? Holy shit. Fucking Tennafriil followed John around. I couldn't think of his name Vincent Tennafriil.

Yeah. How did John look at that roll though? He was robbed. Yeah. That's a brilliant observation. Not the union. And I guess it involves cockroaches. It's true.

Yes. Jank cockroach. The producer thought it was too odd to know it. I don't want to type cast them. You know, it gets that a doubt. This one is one for all the open-air thing fans out there. Hello, this is Ian from Yellowstone. I just wanted to say the podcast has been really good lately. I really enjoyed the podcast has been really good lately. Everly enjoyed the podcast. Ramon! Bring me a podcast who doesn't talk over people.

Ramon! Carl should choke on his own tongue in his sleep. Ramon! Okay, I'm sorry about that. Anyway, like I was saying, the past year, it's been really great. I've been very much appreciated. Thank you.

Bye-bye. Nate from Flint called into the show. And he's been calling into, well, he came out to the Rochester Creep-Off live show. And he came out to the live show we did in Detroit. And I also want to thank Eric Zane for coming out. He made a long drive out to come to the show. So that was really cool.

Cool. But anyway, yes, I'm Nate Cullen. Hey, Carl, Nate from Flint, Michigan. Great audio on the Detroit show, drop, download, whatever you want to call it. With that parabolic mic down the street, maybe you should talk to Patrick Michael about your equipment issues.

Boom! Algebra roasted. Yeah, there were a number of phone calls that talked about our audio issues. Boom! Algebra roasted. Yeah, there were a number of phone calls. They talked about our audio issues and I'll play a bunch of them. Hey Carl, this is Fred Boyer Rick. Thank you so much for a wonderful live W-A-T-P show and also a great isotope set. That was a fantastic fucking weekend in Differendale. Thank you so much. And you got through it without anybody calling you a CU next Tuesday. Normally this would be the part where I'd have somebody else call you a CU next

Tuesday and call your current. But I couldn't find anybody as I was heading home today. Like I asked multiple people and nobody said it. So sorry sorry to let the chat down. Take care. uh... heading home today like i'd i have multiple people in the middle of the set so sorry sorry to let the chat down take care call back for a book out alright for a book thanks for coming out to the shows we had a blast and uh... the fact that you are so much to enter accounts

that that that's a uh... fun stuff yet so much in the news, holy shit. There is, I know, there's so much to get caught up on. I feel like I didn't do this show justice. Maybe WinVinny isn't staring at me. I'll feel a little more comfortable

and I can get to it. I do another hour after he goes. Yeah, that's a good way. Yeah. All right, let's hear more about our audio. Hey, you clubfooted retard. Turn on the W-H-P. It's a live show. And the audio sounds like you

recorded it on a cell phone in the back of the fucking wherever you were having it. The fucking dumpster with the fucking re-uploaded with good audio. Did what? Did Sean come in and delete it? Fuck you. Yeah. Thank God the producer Chris set up a Zoom recorder. I know it's not great. There's a lot of crowd noise, but what I recorded on my computer was dog shits. And if you're on the Thank God the producer Chris set up a zoom recorder. I know it's not great. There's a lot of crowd noise. But what I recorded on my computer was dog shits. And if you're on the Patreon, you can go and watch the video.

We streamed it live. So it's up on YouTube. There's an unlisted link you can get. So if you wanna check out that version of it, people were complaining that much during the show. I'm surprised I was kinda keeping my eye on the chat. But man, they should have been. Yeah.

I am just so happy for once, people aren't yelling at me about technical issues. This is refreshing. This is refreshing. Well, I was getting yelled at by Cardiff Electric. I guess I'm not plugging his show. Let me ask him what I, I know he's also doing a settering John show.

And I think he's a puppet now. I can't keep up with Cardiff and his antics, but let me know, buddy. We'll get a plug in for you. And in the meantime, here's somebody who thinks the audio in our last show sucks. Hey, Carl. I was at the live taping in Detroit,

and I just got the lift from the podcast. What if he said, holy shit, did you hire Patrick Michael for your audio engineer? He saw it. All right. All right. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. All right. It sounded good in the club, though. People who, you know, weren't there. Maybe they think it sounded like shit. It sounded good. It sounded like you weren't sitting near the bar area wherever I was screaming. Yeah. There was like another podcast going on. I think. Holy shit. Even Mark Fellower admitted on the Drew and Mike show that he got shushed because

him and Jim Bentley were just while we were doing the show or just like having the loud conversation with him. It's not a rock show. It's a comedy show. Shut the fuck up. I hate this song. Let's go get a beer. Yeah, right. It's that. It's not how that works. Baselo. Uh, Hey, Carl, you got to check out this show. It's called W-A-T-P. They did this live show and they recorded the whole thing off of a crowd. I mean, you can't even hear the hosts at all. You can hear conversations in the crowd.

So much louder. It's just an abomination, man. It would be a great segment on your show. That's like Garfield without Garfield. Carl, I just want you to know I was driving back to Rochester when I saw the episode come up and I went, Oh shit, I can't wait to hear how this turned out. Yeah. And I went, he must have put this up by mistake.

Wow. I, I, thanks very. I'm sorry. We had to kick him in while he's down. Yeah, you know, my about. Stayed out bitch Cardiff wants me to plug his YouTube. He just says YouTube. He's not helping me at all So look for cardiff electric on YouTube ever Or just visit youtube.com. Whatever works for you. It is called

Stuttering John. What's the deal with the dad? Where's the camp other? Morning everyone Welcome to what's the deal with the dad or Where's the camp other? Morning everyone Welcome to what's the deal with the Dabler episode seven We're gonna cover a very special show Yesterday was John's birthday the Year's old Just like me

Oh my god. It looks great. Just like me. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. And let's see what John was up to, but uh, school. Oh, the puppet drinks. Okay. I need people to tweet this and tell him that Robert Schmigel made this.

Just to see how it goes. That's amazing, Cardiff. Good job. Oh, Hannah. Hannah, how's your mic's outing now? Do I still? Is it robot still? No, it's not robot. Okay. Okay. I

don't know what was going on with it. Good. That's always good. Yeah. I don't know. It was how I fixed it. Oh, great. You can join our team of engineers over here. Yeah. You can be available for the New York show. Yeah. Oh great. You can join our team of engineers over here. Yeah. You're going to be available for the New York show. Yeah. All right. This is like a bike. Guys, listen close to this. I

just thought that the audio didn't come out real good from our live show. When I heard you guys were going to be recording at the magic bag, I didn't think you meant from inside of an actual bag. I see what you did there. Thank you. Hey, Garry, I'll start your dictum here. You probably have been blocked on everything else for understandable reasons, but I have an extra ticket for the New York City show, which you can set up a giveaway.

However, you want to give away this ticket. I will figure out how to get to them. Maybe it'll be say a kind word to Tucker type of thing. You know whoever says the nicest thing will win the ticket or you know whoever can shoot on me the most and make me cry the most and then maybe I'll give them the ticket. I don't like that one though. Let's go with the nice words thing. Anyways that's all you got Tucker out. I like the funniest joke making fun of Tucker wins the ticket. If you want to go to our live show in New York, I'm Tucker's dime. What do you think, Vinnie?

Listen, that was just a cry for help, that whole thing. Yeah, that was the weirdest call ever. So I'm not a player. That was not like him, wasn't it? That was a little weird. Tucker, I love you. Let's go back to contest ideas talk to a professional Yeah, right about what do you like nicest insult nicest insult perfect. Thank you. You nailed it. Oh, you're set at the roast wasn't that bad

It's all the deliverance you're learning you're learning so Email me whtp show at gmail.com. You're nicest in self retucker If you would like to win his ticket to our live show Hannah, you coming to the live show in New York? You're gonna join us on stage. No, I can't. Why's that? I can't go. Ween show No, no, no I just I have to work a lot this month, so I just can't Okay, Hannah. Excuse us. I'm not paying you enough over here.

You can't just quit your day job and be the review girl for WOTP. Not yet. Okay. All right. Well, I'll see what I can do. I think Jeffrey Dahmer called into the show. It's about time. Hey Carl, this is Jeffrey Dahmer.

It's Warren Cole and you know, this is Sally Talk. I just wanted to call and say, you know, I'm a big fan of WATP and also you know, the creep offs, but I also just wanted to call and say, you're a cunt. Oh, come on. Jeffrey, so you guys remember at the live show, there was a person who, when we were doing, you know, just walking on the audience, talking to people. There was a guy who, when we were doing, you know, just walk around the audience

talking to people. There was a guy who said he was Gary from San Diego. I got very excited personally, but apparently it wasn't. Hey Carl, this is the real Gary from San Diego. I guess somebody showed up at your live show and claimed to be Gary from San Diego. They weren't. I'm still here in San Diego. Also on another note, John Zillow, there's a comment that the seller has accepted an offer, but it doesn't say what the offer is, and I appears no contract has been signed. Okay. So I'll stay up close, looking very closely at that Zillow to see if John really sold it or who knows what's going on. But right now, it says there's a pending offer

and no contract has been signed. Okay, out for now. All right, thanks for the update there. What if John is just trying to to drum up other bids and he's putting that on himself. Is that where you got the idea that I bought my own ticket? That's what I'm thinking. Everything is on apartments. Everything is fucking projection with it. You know, is it his mom's name? And the reason for that is that so when he sells it he can keep the money because he owes so much back child support This is a speculation. I don't want to I don't know if this is true I've just seen documents to say this on the guy who looked like the cookie-bottom started a burka told me that was

Right I think I'd please keyboard for job and the hot was telling me out John It was a bunch of money for child support to Susanna So I have a feeling that John could actually technically put in a bid for his own apartment. Which is a funny concept. All right, Hannah, another we have you. Do you have one review that you can read for us?

Yeah, I have one. Is it about the live show audio? No, it's actually not. Okay, good. Okay, this one's called So Confusing by Quarantine Mom Podcast. I don't understand the point of this podcast. They're fake laughter is annoying. In one episode about true crime obsessed, it solidified the lack of awareness of Kevin

and Carl. The host of TCO mentions in the clip about seeing another image of Richard Nixon and the host of this podcast, Lath, and jokes and says, how many pictures of Richard Nixon are you looking at? If you actually knew what their podcast is about, it's about reviewing true crime documentaries. If I have to explain where Richard Nixon would be in several true crime documentaries and even some that deal with cough, jugs, cough. The new hosts are the true idiots.

Fuck you! I'm glad you picked that one, Hannah. Wow, it's really sh- Not Carl Week over here. Where's Bobby? Is that a one-sided review I would imagine? It is, but if it makes you feel better, it was hard to read because all the grammatical issues. Yeah, yeah, go figure.

Somebody who likes true crime is a woman and can't spell one of the chances. I'm making a lot of friends today. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow. I normally don't leave reviews, but I've had half a bottle of wine,

and I will not allow you to be smirch my show. Alright hand I'm glad that you got your stuff working great to see you again. Yeah sorry about that. You stupid fucking blah blah blah blah! Okay folks, guess what? The episodes? Oh wow! That was a great episode! That was really great! I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. This user names the guy I was using for Richard O'Jana

or the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. I'm a 12-year-old boy. And this made groom me on Facebook. The little icon picture. Yeah. Looks like the cringe of the weak guy that asked that super long question. Oh Yeah, you're right. Someone was saying that he's one of John's mods. Oh, what a John's moderate makes that which is why I was just like I know who you are

Which is even funny. It's gonna get murdered you