Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep350 - Bubba Show

Episode Date: October 9, 2022

It's Jocktober so we decided to take a trip to Pittsburgh and listen to 100.7 Star during our morning drive. That's not true, we actually just watched Bubba and Melanie on Facebook Live showing us how the fudge is packed. These people are way overpaid and I have no idea how much they make. I just know it's too much. Andy joins us to find out what 21% of single people say is a turn off. Riveting stuff. Then we check out Heather McDonald having a contentious interview with Iliza Shlesinger, I put the grifter Chad Zumock on notice, Stuttering John and Michael Popok pretend there's a silver lining after losing their court case with SiriusXM, Opie is still trying to get famous again, and Vic drops a bomb (not literally, although I suppose she could). Come see us in NYC on 10/15: http://watpnyc.com Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Cardiff's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyUOVLHxFIZikA68lc5M9EQ/videos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What has happened to Carl? Because Carl, I thought, you know, is this sort of sweet little buffoon almost childlike? It is, it's way, so I mean, like Charlie Brown after sort of a head injury. And now he's coming back like that, I'm gonna go, he thinks he's better than you and so on. Episode 15! And there was much rejoicing there. You know what I miss penis. Are you a boner guy?

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Can't wait for all the hot backstakes. Steve's instructed me. Don't say anything that will get me fired. Yeah. Sounds like a wager to be hired. They're on guy. That's awesome. October 15th. I'm getting very excited for this now because it is next week on we are going to be in New York City. We've already picked out where we're going to go Friday night. There's a really cool billiards hall in Manhattan that we're all gonna hang out at. I have to say go to watpnyc.com for information

and to purchase tickets. There are still VIPs available, usually those sell out very quickly. So check that out. There's a meet and greet beforehand. You're gonna get a poster made by Mint Salad. She's currently working on. And then all of those people get an invite to the after party. So go to whtpnyc.com to purchase tickets. Anthony Cume will

be there. Brian Johnson from Tell them Steve Day will be there. Missy B. E Rock producer Chris Vinnie Paulino, trucker Andy Kroes, Jenny Jingles all confirmed to be at the live show at the city winery and Chelsea in the big apple New York City. You're going to be there too, right? This week I'm coming up. I'll be there as well. Yeah, yeah, the carl show should be a good time. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-story review and have a podcast and then shit all over us in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing a show called the Bubba Show. It's Jack Tober, everybody. We're doing the Bubba Show on 100.7 in

Pittsburgh. We have both watched this separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. This is a show hosted by Bubba, who's Mark Snyder and Melanie Taylor. So this is not Bubba, the Bubba Spot. There's another Bubba that sucks at radio. Also also if you just type Bubba show into iTunes or a podcast thing a million things come up. Yeah, I would I would it's not a good nickname if you want to put broadcasters Yeah, there's a million fucking idiots. Yeah, I go by Bubba. So it was a little hard to find okay Even though I'm the one that found it and said let's do this but I couldn't find it so the episode that I checked out We teased it last week. What they're doing is they're doing a Facebook live

while they're broadcasting their morning show. Now this is a morning show that's like a hit station. So it's a lot of music, there's not a lot of breaks in it. Right. They don't have a lot to do. It's what you find out. I watch for a half an hour behind the scenes of them making the show.

They take a phone call, the guy edits it, they play it, and they're just sitting around. Right. And it's a professional radio show with that probably on the radio sounds good. Filtered through. Yeah. I pad on Facebook, and that sounds like absolute dog shit. So Apologies Up Front, most of the audio of these clips

is fucking terrible. All right, let's get started here. I'm gonna start off with the start of the show. They play a game. It is now time for a Bubba show, get a clue. I'm excited. Ready? Yep.

21% of mothers say if they were given an extra hour every day, they would use the hour to blank. 21% of mothers say if they were given an extra hour every they would use the hour to blank. 21% of mothers say if they were given an extra hour every day they would use the hour to blank. I feel like this is easy. I feel like there's an easy answer to this.

4129-221-007 call now for Babishou get a clue. This is such a dumb question because it's 21% of, it's not the majority of mothers, it's 21% would use it for this thing. Like why is that easy? It can be anything. It's like saying, uh, 70% of children prefer this flavor of ice cream. Like, okay, strawberry, what gives a shit?

Right. It doesn't mean anything, 21%. Yeah, they could be doing anything. Right. 21% of people knit for a shit? Right. It doesn't mean anything, 21%. Yeah, they could be doing anything. Right, 21% of people knit for a hobby. Right. Could be anything. It's the dumbest fucking thing. So they take the first caller who calls in with their guess. Now it's called Bubba Show Get a Clue.

Is the name of this game? Because apparently you're supposed to call in and ask for a clue. Right. If you get it wrong. But the caller fucks up and just guesses at it. And then he doesn't realize it's going out. They're probably going to get a clue, right?

They turn your radio down. 21% of mothers say they were given an extra hour every day. They would use the hour to blank. To slay me. That's like what I wanted before coming in. to sleep. That's like what I want to do before coming in and after the uh uh uh. What the fuck was that? Trying to make something boring excited.

Yeah, he was so excited about the sleep! Like a screw. Jesus Christ, fucking a weirdo. Yeah. So apparently she was confused and asked for a clue. He's confused because he thought he gave it to her. That is wrong. That's the most, you may not understand that I write these clues before you call it.

So the first clue, oh, you have to ask for a clue, never mind. Get a clue. Oh, okay, what's the clue? Not sleep. The clue is not sleep. Good one. Good clue. Awesome. Doesn't everyone automatically assume it's master bait. Yes, of course. And extra hour a day. Yeah, I mean, I didn't for the hour. Only a fifth of women, I don't know. Yeah. All right, so the first color he says sleep

because the clue was supposed to be, it's not sleep. So he's, he loved that. That just made his day. Turned to do a fucking siren for some reason. I'm excited. Yeah, I remembered how the game's supposed to go. Yeah, oh yeah, oh shit, that's right, I was supposed to tell you, it's not that.

Right, next color. So now, Bubba's very excited because he just took that phone call that just happened. And now he's gonna edit it using his audio editing software. Yeah. He's very proud of himself, because he's gonna show you behind the scenes guys. Check this out, this is what I do on a daily basis.

Like, yeah, I know. All right, hi everybody. Hang on with that. I just recorded that. So I'm going to be sharing and I'm going to go edit. If I'll turn the camera, this way, you can watch me. They're so boring. I'm not talking.

Hi, Amanda. I'm going to explain. Hi, man. Hi, Brad with Machid. Explain what? Good morning and happy Friday to you, sorry. She's like doing a Sudary Jen roll call. Oh, yeah.

Everybody thinks that they have to say hi to every single person that's logging in. You don't. It's you don't. It used to be when you watch the screen. The screen didn't watch you back. It's not just fine. You can just sit there and watch it.

Yeah. Now it's like the screen is to acknowledge you or else you're like, well, when am I just fucking chopped a liver over here? Come on. I brought my blanket for nothing. Well, so watch what's happening here, because they're both talking to the Facebook Live at the same time. They're right next to each other in the same room, but they don't realize how

obnoxious this is, but look at how proud of himself this guy is. So Baba recorded that phone call and now he's editing it up, making it sound super good. Right. So we were all behind the scene stuff. It's the fucking easiest thing you could possibly do. No shit, this is coming from trucker Andy. Yeah, all right. All right, DJ Papa, we're not impressed with you. At a date, you're fucking audio clamped. You're just recording. Anybody that doesn't know what he's doing

is fucking child's blood. Did you see that at the end? No, he turned his back over to the camera and said, wow, you're seeing the behind the scenes. Making it sound super good. Right, we're all behind the scene stuff. See what Dad does for the living. Dude, I was thinking that you guys

did like take your daughter to work. Yeah, Jesus. Watch me. I'm going to be an important meeting. Because it's a computer. Well, my dad's a loser on the internet. Just another one. Very impressive.

OK, so I want to continue on Andy. And then we'll get to your clips. Sure. So then we get to watch them, listen back to the phone call that we just heard. Hey, turn your radio down. 21% of mothers say they were given an extra hour every day. They were. So this is absurd because they're not doing anything live on the radio. They take a phone call, they record it, he edits it and then for the next break, when they're about to go back on the air for the

Two and a half minutes an hour that they're on the air they play this clip in the stereo each other while they're Yeah, you're just listening to the same shit you already know Yeah, use the hour to Answer I had. That is what I was doing. I love buzzers. And I love buzzers. I like turtles.

So we put a buzzer effect in there. And he was so proud of himself. That's scream it twice and around. Yeah, that's the pro production that behind the scenes. That you're not getting getting unless you're watching on Facebook live. You don't have two people on sound boards hitting that for you. You do that yourself.

Wow, that's amazing. Really good stuff. Yeah, so along the lines, the same lines of that. My clip seven is the sum up of the show. It's pretty much that same thing in a different episode. But Melanie decides that she's going to talk over the call while they're playing the call. Right. Because their mics aren't on when they're on the radio. Right. So they can just talk while they're listening to themselves talk.

Right. She's trying to talk to Facebook live. Let me see. While they're playing it. It's a fucking copy. Today. I feel fantastic glad to have you on the show. Okay. Live at Facebook.com. His car. She can have a ride behind the scenes for most show. Today.

Ready? Okay. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Single. This is a day. You don't have to trim your tone as you can just fight fuck a show get it. You can cheer your time. I can't.

That's unbelievable. I hate to say this because I know Drew Lane listens, but these are fucking boomers. Well, they're so happy about themselves. Look at us. We're streaming on the internet. Yeah, you're on the fucking radios. Turn out the fucking internet. Do your radio. So you idiots. Right. This is garbage. Because that's exactly what this is is a DJ saying, how can we utilize social media and bring attention to our additional attention to our show and then execute it in the worst fucking possible way. It was a possible way. Yeah. And and bubble was even on there, I didn't pull this clip, but by then he's going, really have 62 likes on this video, come on guys.

You see that? So I'm sure that's probably some of the head of meeting about with the PDs, just like guys, we just start streaming the stuff, we need to get likes. I want to see engagement. It's all about engagement. Let's get it.

Yeah, it's interesting you say that in my clip six. This is him begging for like frowny faces and thumbs down so that he can prove to his higher ups that doing Facebook live is worth anything and it's not. I mean, thank you everybody. I see 71 people up here, but only 33 likes. So if there's anybody that's now watching us live on Facebook that has not clicked the like, love or hate button, you can have the angry face. If you say 13 seconds and we're really like it right now, we'd be greatly appreciative of you. I know why these could be angry at a husband. I didn't see an angry face. Here we go. Yeah, there's

38 people that are hating it. That's what is that's what your take away should be. It's also stealing my stick. Shit all over, so the comments, I'm sorry. Yeah, then come on, that's what I do over here. All right, let me get back because I know you guys are, I feel like there's people listening right now are going, yeah, but what are 21% of moms who wanna do with an extra hour a day?

You guys, you're already over it for some reason. And I can't believe you guys have just moved past. I already figured it out. And it's dittling yourself. It's not dittling yourself. Jason the batteries and all your dill though. This is hit radio morning drive radio at Bitsburg. Is that dittling yourself, Andy?

So this is the Howard search show at 1992. So let's fight out with the answers because the second color figures it out. Breathe. Did you say read now? What you say read? Because I've been reading the last half month. It's so busy that I try to read at

night before I go to bed. I get a half a page and I follow. Oh my god. preach and this page is this book only has 13 hundred pages and I'm only on 700 right now I'm trying to finish one two I think it's so funny. I know something. It's also cracked you're right. No Really the second one percent of mother say if they were given an extra hour every day they would use the hour to read

They're saying if they were given an extra hour every day they would use the hour to read boring boring I'm not known if you say that what? Read Preach but yeah, I know preach I know I was like a read more You're doing nothing for your job. You could read right now. Oh, yeah She gets up and mills around the studio and goes and gets fucking snacks and shit.

If we could get into my clip. Yeah, let's do it. And clip one, this is when he first kicks off. It is one that everyone know what 21% of moms would do in the next year hour. Is that so wrong? Oh yeah, moms are boring. I never knew that.

Yeah, go figure. So clip one, this is when they first log on to Facebook. I don't know if this is the first one they ever did, but he just realizes that he's talking into a void and nobody gives a shit. Yeah, sure. I'm talking now, but there's no watch. Cause you're boring. Why? I keep telling you that. The proger director keeps telling you that. Oh my God, the listen to him.

He's sure it is the same as Stuttering John. Oh, you're right. It's behind you. Wow. Brilliant observation. How many cockroaches is he about in his shirt? Yeah. Oh, speaking of shirts, for some reason, this is insane.

For some reason, Melanie says, oh my gosh, you got to show everyone on Facebook live, you're shirt. You gotta show it off. Now, he's wearing a underarmer golf shirt. Okay, he bought it at Coles. I don't know why she thought he needed to show this off, but his back is fucked. This is gonna make your back hurt when you see this.

Mike, can I talk? This is a head your back to her when you see this What's so impressive about that shirt? It doesn't say I'm doing radio with stupid with an arrow or anything. There's nothing interesting about that shirt Yeah, why did you have to show it all the heavy lifting he does all day? She does nothing that shirt. It sure does put the GQ and OBGT queue. Oh, Jesus. I just didn't understand why she was excited about it. And then why he even decided to get up because his back is fuck.

Yeah. That looks so painful just now. I hope that she knew that they would hurt him. Yeah. They're gonna piece that together. Yeah. I don't think that's what that they would hurt him. Yeah, they're gonna piece that together. Yeah, I don't like to think that's what that is. Watch this. Hey, Carl, show everyone.

Yeah. Hey, step on this nail. You got to watch this. It's great. Now, it might clip to you, Carl. If you ever wondered about all the hot takes that they have when they're not on the air, this is going to blow your mind.

This is a hot gas. They're gonna spill the tea. I'm trying to get tea. I am. Look on. Just regular English black tea. English breakfast black tea, yes, my favorite. A lot of.

No, it's the kind that the station gets. I don't know what kind they did. That is, but it's really good. Thank God I logged on this Facebook live so I can learn that they just drink the tea that's free at the fucking station. Wait a second. These morning jocks, I hit station are boring. I never would have guessed that. Yeah. I would have thought they'd have wacky antics that they were up to. But no, there's just two boars co-figure. Yeah, they have to add. I was looking at their Facebook page.

Obviously, they've abandoned this. These clips, I think, are from last year. So they realized that it's pointless. And now they've gone to... It might be detrimental. It might be worse than pointless. Posting on Facebook, What is your middle name? And then everybody fucking there's like 15 comments and the Melanie replies, wow, thanks for the great names.

That's the fucking kind of content that they're churning out over there in Pittsburgh. You get engagement because I looked at their Facebook page today and whatever they put up there, whatever horses they're apologizing for, I think that's the replying older songs on a hit station. And they got all of it, like 80 comments on there. No, I love those songs.

Everyone listening to the station is in their 80s. Yeah. They're excited about Lionel Richie, but it was just, I was like, well, they're actually getting a lot of engagement here. And you know that they're doing it because they have to. You know, it's part of the rules. We gotta have at least three posts on Facebook every day

and three tweets and two Instagram. Like, I've been in these corporate environments. I know this works. It's really obnoxious how they force you to engage with the audience. You know what I do? I ignore emails. I don't respond to DMs. I'm gonna get a lot of trouble.

Would CEO Chris show up? Rather than just produce Sir Chris. I'm gonna get a lot of trouble with being more of a content Melanie is there. Yeah, I know. I noticed that. All right. So another thing that they do because they're a

morning show is they give away prizes to color number 10. Hey color number 10 and you'll never guess what the prize is. Right now we're also going to take color 10 and 4129 to 2107. We got tickets. Listen live. Concerts are back.

Thanks to live nation. You just don't know what show you're going to go to. Yes, we'll call us now if you want to win. All right, this is the public show. Get a clue. Wait, what do you win? You don't they don't know. I don't know who does it now.

That was like Sir John going coming up on peer the balcony Oh very famous guest like I'm gonna win what we don't know The concert tickets but you want you want to know what's cancer? Fuck you. Yeah, they're free Come on. You get what you get you get cancer tickets. That's so funny It's like hey one tickets to go see fucking shaggy and you're like no like this. No So I never been so upset to win something. Now, I want to say that when I'm listening to a morning show and Collar 10 wins, when I really want to hear

our Collar's one through nine. And because we're witnessing how the sausage is packed, we're going to get to see all of the other Collars. You're calling number one, thank you. You're calling number one. Thank you. You're calling number two. Thank you. You're calling number three. Thank you. You're calling number four. Thank you. What's next? You're calling number five. Thank you.

You're going to be six. Car number six. Thank you. Car number seven. Thank you. Car number eight. Thank you. You're calling number nine. Thank you. Always a color number eight. Never a color number nine. Thank you Always a color number eight never a color number I would have loved it if you got to ten and I just kept going Just moaning do anything on the show Jesus Christ

I've got to do something The worst speaking of that she she has to talk about the snack. She starts trying to give away snacks to the internet in my first three. That's how the internet works. Fucking stupid. My daughter Quinn tried porgyroves. For the first time I didn't like them,

so I brought them in if anybody would like this person. She was not a good person. She was doing so in that. She was really selling it. She's too strong. And then a really stale pop tart from hell. If anybody would like it, I leave junk food. Anyone in the studio for a P.L.A. Frisk, Lickderm, that's watching.

I'm not ready. I would not. He's not here. He's not here. Somebody starts commenting, hey, I'll take that pop tart. Yeah. What are you supposed to do with that? Well also what an asshole. This is the shit that we won't eat This is stale. No one likes this so I brought it in don't bother don't come to my party, please. Yeah seriously

Anybody want some half-drike beers? No, I'm good. All right you guys once again. I can't believe you guys are not Might be your beer fridge down here I like buvlight max go fuck yourself You guys, once again, I can't believe you guys are not my deals. It might be your beer fridge down here. Ooh. Ooh. I like bunflite max. Go fuck yourself. Does anyone want to drink this shit? I don't.

This is literally a question I get from people often. Do you have any real beer? Yeah. You're in luck today, I do. All right, so I can't believe you guys aren't as invested in this as I am. You got to figure out what this concert is They're gonna wait tickets for we finally get to reveal it. Okay, we finally get to call her tab here

Yes, what concert tickets that she went she called in the go your color tinnitus cool They're buying time so they can find out what it is Where's the note? Jonas brothers Chelsea ballerina Action that is a prize bank. Yeah, yes Bring me the tickets That is a prize bank. Yeah, yes Put those out of your bank Bring me the tickets Bring the tickets to be good

Fucking weird. Oh wow. Jesus Christ good good I any normally normal person would be like oh really I guess my kiddler something out of that is that still a thing what oh we're breaking up I can't hold go or something out of my mind. Is that still a thing? What? Oh, we're breaking up. Go to the tunnel. Oh, all right. I want to play this clip for you because you've already seen this.

They left this up on the screen. Now, I played on the teaser last week. Bub was very excited. He knows how to take a comment. Somebody puts in Facebook and put it up on the screen. They're using StreamYard. He's very proud of himself for this. And so there's this guy who decides to simp for Melanie and they

leave this up forever. Join a hundred of your Bumper Show family members and see behind the scenes right now. We are live on Facebook live in the studio. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. And by the way, Andy, can I

post with Andy? I am going to share. Andy, don't say what it is. If you go to Facebook.com, such star pits, but right now, you can actually see on the screen what Andy said about Melanie. You got to check it out right this second. Andy's comment was a tease for them.

We're not even gonna tell you on the radio show. You have to go to Facebook.com to find out what Andy said about my comment. I can't believe they showed my comment that I wrote. So awesome. It wasn't you Andy. I've seen you write Andy Williams. Yeah, definitely was not you.

Whoon River. I do believe her reaction though. I think dude, she doesn't get a lot of compliments. No, she only she was writing the stuff the guy's dick, mouth is. Yeah, why not? Yeah. Ready to be inserted in there. Holy shit. So what did they say?

They said, Melanie, Melanie, Melanie, I can't read it now because it's a stupid thing. You're stunning. You're stunning and you're personality. That's my soul of fire with. That's my soul of fire with. But it might be a little sarcastic. I hope so, Jesus.

You can tell she doesn't hear that a lot. Well, she doesn't say more than seven words in a row on this radio show. So, I don't know how you know what her personality is. She says them all, oh, well, they're playing the phone calls on the radio live. Right.

I know enough about her personal. She brings in stale fucking pop-tags. Yeah, that's kind of fucked. Port Grinds. Yeah. The fuck is buying those. Hey, I brought this bag of Port Grinds because none of us like them.

Yeah, we don't either. Yeah, we don't. No one does. I don't know what it is. We do that shit. The shelves are always stocked with them. Yeah, look, look, Max. Catch up, flavor, potato. Oh, we don't either. We do that shit. The shelves are always stocked with him. Yeah, what next? Catch up flavor potato. Oh, don't get me started. Get the fucking. I broke down in Detroit and actually tried some and they do indeed suck. Yeah,

Dave from Canada brought him. Yeah brought his ketchup flavored potato chips. I saw that. I used to look like that guy. Yeah, I know. He used to contribute good things in the show. I'm looking at him. Real cute Dave. He did it like a boss.

He just dropped him on the merge table. He's like, no. That was so funny. I don't know how he got over the border with him to be honest. I know. I got a contraband. Sir, if we look at the back of your car, we're going to find it a flavor, but they don't show.

Oh, no. Why would you say that, officer? Come on, Canada. I'll dress up or get the fuck in here. You know, kind of thinking that Dave's color did look pretty stretched out when he got to the front. That was a close one. That was a close one.

That was a close one. All right, I'm being silly. We had a lot of technical problems today. close one. That was a close one. That was a close one. That was a close one. That was a close one. That was a close one. That was a close one. That was a close one. That was a close one.

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That's a good guess. Interesting. Interesting. Hello. Jesus Christ. Idiot. It sounds like shit, but did you do something to make it sound even more like shit? No, it's there.

They're making it sound more like shit because he takes his headphones off. He's playing it through the studio speakers into Facebook and making it sound bad and by proxy. He's making your show sound bad. I know. You're making my show sound bad. I'm sorry, guys. So I think what was said just now was

29% of single people find this to be a turn off right which again 29% Anyway, yeah, right. Yeah, could be fucking anything. Who cares? Yeah, so stupid Are you ready to find out? I'm gonna say sell you like I'm not gonna. We're not gonna reveal it yet I'm not gonna we're not gonna reveal it yet Oh, okay, this is the second caller's guess and he tries to pump up the fact that you can watch this bullshit on Facebook live And it couldn't fall flatter. Oh good. I always like that live at Facebook.com slash service for right now behind the scenes. No, I'm not. No, who could possibly give a shit? That sounds terrible. Hard pass.

All right, so we clip eight we find out what 29% of people find physically unattractive. What is your guess from up to show get a clue? Um, I was thinking 30 now. You why were you thinking dirty fingernails? Well, because you said dirty and people, people work like, like, we have to work for you. Like my dad comes home and like, you know, or I, I'm getting a panic. People work like I like

Oh my god, it's how's it alright just stop it 30 Congratulations Wait 30 nails I was gonna guess like cockroaches in their apartment not having a job Being a slapping drug pick it up be one of those things that John has cat shit in your bed. Yeah, are you touching it? How many people on the internet want you to die? Just thousands all right. I don't think we should date dirty nails Was the answer wow and I liked it that woman that color obviously has daddy issues

Yeah, I picked that because my dad is dirty nails. He's a mechanic like okay, I see where this is going Which are point for his name Tyrone That's not I go too far. What just happened? Is this like so on? Is anybody watching on Facebook live? All right. All right. So because our friend Melanie got that great compliment, yeah. Bubba now, he needs attention.

And so he's going to start fishing for compliments from people. Do you know why? Do you know why though? One thing that I don't know about me. I don't know. So Mel, so I'm going to talk to you through the screen. So I'm not turning my head this way, which is I realize I'm really an ugly. I'm really not a good looking person.

Oh, so really you're going to just sit there and reach on everybody should have body positivity and love themselves. And then you're going to go on here and talk back to me back to back. It's like a full-time job with him. Okay. I just remember I'm very unattractive. Probably a reason that nobody likes me back to me. Back to what they say. You want people to comment now and tell them how people watch they love you. Is that what you need? Yeah. Is that what you need? Baba? Yeah. You're a radio personality. You're not an attractive man. Yeah, you're a three. It's fine.

With a voice of a five. Yeah, right. That's why you're on the radio. It's fine. Get over it. So he's so fucking thirsty for a compliment that this conversation that's just on Facebook has to now go over to the radio show itself. Jesus.

Yeah, I know. And then I realized by looking at myself, I'm not a very good looking person. And some people said I was, which was very nice. We just rehearsed this awesome bit. So, uh, I know, right? We decided not to talk over each other for it. It's just, I will say, this new way that we work where we're all staring at screens and looking back at ourselves is not healthy.

You're not supposed to see yourself while you're presenting or talking to someone. It wasn't meant to be that way. And it does fuck with people quite a bit. Yeah. It's not a good thing. Unless you're a plastic surgeon that it's working out very well for people. Or an orthodontist, not in this town, but...

So there's an orthodontist somewhere that's gonna be a lot of business. We keep praying. All right, this is kind of funny because they're back on the radio again and Melanie just has this visceral gut reaction to something that Bubba says and you could tell she'll probably get a talking to by the PD Like this is not what you're supposed to do with your interacting with your co-hosts on the show What I'm playing set the star above the show showing them when he hits all day. We're live

at facebook.com. So I start hits for right now. And I don't think this is interesting to people now. No. No. No. Whoops. Two things. It's interesting. Nothing out of your mouth is ever been interested.

It's definitely not going to be whatever you're about to say. It's not interesting. I guarantee that you pretend the show is interesting for two seconds. And then when your co-host You're right, Bob. It's definitely not gonna be, whatever you're about to say, it's not interesting, I guarantee you that. You pretend the show is interesting for two seconds. And then when your co-host asks if he's attractive, try not to dry heave. Ha ha ha ha.

All right, so this is, like I've talked about before, this is such a boomer thing, but it's so excited that they're on the radio, but they're also streaming on Facebook. While in people can see what's going on, while the songs are playing and commercials are playing is blown away by this.

You think it's interesting. I just know we were talking everybody off the air on our Facebook page. And then all of a sudden, we just turned on our microphone, throwing headphones, and now we're not really talking to everybody on our Facebook page,

but we're also talking to all six people listening above it. Sure. Yeah, that's not interesting. It's really not interesting, sir. We're all very familiar with web cams now. We all know how this works. Yeah. I'm embarrassed for them.

Yeah. Yeah. Everybody's just like, what? I'm recording taking that clip now. I know. It's a fuck such a nerd. Anything else you want to play from the show, Annie? Well, the My Bear Last clip, yeah.

Just when it comes to Melanie, the hallmark of a dim bulb. It's just like, hey, I'm into fucking astrology. Or I believe in ghosts. And this is the one time that her and her friend went to a haunted house and saw a coat rack in the corner and thought it was a ghost. That's always scary. He'll be mad. Yes. And Leslie literally had to, I think she had to put holy water on somebody that was

legitimately like, who's that situation? Oh, it's a big, a long convention. Thank you. Leslie, my, my mother. Leslie, I remember that years ago, yes. Yeah, Leslie, that was it. Oh, that, oh, he'll be a man or man. That was the same year that my girlfriend and I literally saw something in the room.

I remember that. really saw something in the room. Remember that. I mean, yeah. You can entertain a being in the of, you know, if you manner with legit, I'll please the scat. I was kind of doing legit to quit. You know, quit.

Yeah. God, God, you know, that's the right reaction. All I was thinking while we were playing that right now, is I hope someone higher up at this radio station watches us and goes, what are we paying these people? Right. They don't have a real job. We're paying them way too much. all we're playing that right now. And I hope someone higher up at this radio station watches us, it goes, what are we paying these people? They don't have a real job. We're paying them way too much.

They would probably do this for $12 an hour, right? This is insane. By the way, they brought up her mom in this. Let's hear Bubba's take on her mom. My mom said, oh, I'm so excited and ready. Oh, that was mom. Is there anything better than mom's mom? It's a weird comment. Almost everything. Is there anything better than mom's mom?

It's a weird comment almost everything. Is there anything better than Mel's mom? Yeah, Mel doesn't look thrilled with that question. Yeah, I know she knows what to do with that either. Oh Tesla. I don't know 21% of podcasts have said this is better than Mel's mom dirty fingernails Shit all right is that enough of this yes, joctober event that we're doing today. Yep. All right Well in that case I think it's time because you brought a Actually, let me play one first sure somebody. I don't know how this leaked. I don't know which one of you assholes did this. But somebody captured audio from me back at the Airbnb

after the Detroit show. And I was talking everyone about the show. And someone, I can't believe this leaked on the internet. It was phenomenal. We thought for sure we were going to have a problem or two. We thought some shit was going to happen. Whatever the case may be. We were going to go through adversities and we were gonna have a problem or two. We thought some shit was gonna happen. Whatever the case may be, you know, we were gonna go through adversities

and we were gonna deliver the best product that we can give. Not a single thing happened wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Point my face around. I remember that speech. Yeah. Yeah.

This could have been more perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Carl, can you stop victory, Labr? For just one moment. Yeah. Mr. Hamburger, Mr. Hamburger. You pull your headphones off, you're like, hold on one second. Yeah. Yeah. Carl, can you stop victory, Labricks, for just one moment. Yeah. Mr. Hamburger, Mr. Hamburger. You pull your headphones off, you're like, hold on one second.

Yeah. Stop doing lamps around the house. Houston. All right. Andy, what did you bring for us? Oh, okay, holy shit, this is a saga. Okay. Eliza Schlesinger.

Yes, I'm familiar. Was on Heather McDonald's juicy. Juicy scoop. Yeah. These two could not have fucking less in common. It's the most uncomfortable thing to watch. She, in the first place. Like they both, what is Heather?

Is she a comedian? She's a comedian, right? Yeah, she's kind of like real housewives adjacent, but she's a stand up comedian. And she's just like one of those people that comments on like she's fascinated by everything. She's done really funny bit. She did that great bit where she came up stage and embolism and said that she had just gotten vaccinated and then fell over. I'm like, that's that's comedy. That's comedy of 2021 right there.

Turned out. It's real. I give her a standing, I'm still the theater now. I'm still the theater now. You're unintentional bit was hilarious. So, these two have nothing in common. And she tells her it's a fucking video show and Eliza shows up just like, Carlin on his day off. And she's promoting a book that she didn't give to Heather to read.

And she's pissed that she doesn't know anything about it. And it just, it's an hour of these two just not getting along. And I got a few clips of it. Okay. I was start with that number one here. Yes. All right. Hello and welcome to juicy scoop.

Return funny lady back. Is she allergic to the bee stings that happen on her face? What the fuck is going on with her face Andy? Explain this to me. I think somebody sticks a bicycle pump in her ear and just like pumps it a few times. I think she's got Reebok face. Yeah right. I think she has two faces.

I think she's hoarding all the faces over there. Heather, share those faces with other people. Buckle up, buckaroo. This is my dick at the small face. She took it. She's dick right. No, she's a real dick face. Wow. They got to keep back in the cameras up. Not back it up, boys. Back it up. Back it up. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Return funny lady back.

She is back. What? Oh, I'm being like a cool girl and help. I'm helping and elevating other women. I think for sure. Yes. It's a a supporter of women, a supporter of female comment. I am. It is Eliza back with a new book.

All things aside, very funny. Cute cover. Thank you. Where you have a big piece of green in your teeth. It really throws people. And wrong with the cover. Or do they think that you have like an inkmark or something? I like anyone who's like, this is a great book.

Look at the cover. Yeah. Great cover. That's as far as I've gotten. She has. Yeah. Right. Yeah.

Yeah. And that because nobody told you that. And just like you told me to fix my hair, yeah, you really walk the walk. So, okay, so this is your second book. Yes, it's a candy pass of aggressive shot right there. Listen, David Spade. I should have worn this book too.

The gist of this book about its essays and stuff, right? As you flip through it trying to absorb as much as possible. Well, you didn't send it to me before. I know, and I don't have that fucking app. You know what, that breaks my mind. Did we send a PDF? This morning, I was like, does Heather have a book? It have a bad or just tell me what it's about matters to me Because then you could have read a page

If she can't be about to put on makeup. She can't be about it I have time. I know and she's like from her hey, I know I look like shit But could you fix your hair? Your hair's fucked up and you didn't read my book, fuck you. So, and off to a great fucking star. Sure, yeah. And Clip 2, this is just so funny. She could not, she's standing on a pile of fucking soap boxes on this. She just can't stop telling everybody what they're doing wrong in life.

Which one? Eliza. Eliza is fucking... I'm trying to figure out who to hate here, Andy. I think it's that good. It's a lot to absorb you can hate it all it's fun every bedding I miss yeah yeah so you she's just loves to tell everybody how to live their life and in this one it's so funny she's just like

I hate everything Christian you're Christian Christian right? So it's so great. Yeah, but as a Jewish person, I'm not, I don't subscribe to any sort of Christian-based, anything. I have kind of chate, I like, I always be like, you're very Christian. Oh my God, the home's, well I mean, I'm, yeah, I'm Catholic, I'm Catholic and stuff, but my views have changed with time. I fucking hate truck drivers.

Truck drivers are assholes. You're a truck driver. I think you're a truck driver. Do I have to change the more lawyers and Jews and agents I got the more successful I got? Let me bring it down. I hate you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I say Christians, I mean just one while the preamble.

It's just so contentious. Like why? And she asked to come on this show to promote this fucking book that she wrote. And then she's giving her nothing. So wait, a guest asked to be on the show and then it's an asshole on the show. Yes.

So she zoomed this appearance. Yes, that's a perfect. Okay. This is her zoom offing appearance. Yes, Eliza is zoom-ocking juicy scoop in this. So on the next one, there's two more clips. Yeah. So this is the-

A lot of cringe of the week right now. This is a lot. Right, I know, but I was just so fascinated with how bad this was. Sure. And it's like, you have this book. You want people to buy it. Sure.

You want to convince my audience to buy it. Could you fucking just pretend to be into to play ball with the show? Yeah, be like a ball. Yeah, something. This girl is Christina Hall. She was married to the flipper flop guy. They, I mean, they had a flipper flop show together.

They got divorced. He married someone else. She had a baby with someone else. Now she's married to her third husband. The second husband is now saying that they're little two year old boy Hudson. Can no longer be featured anywhere on her shows or on her Instagram.

And she writes this long thing of, you know, I'm exhausted. What is what I've been through. Now this happens a lot with reality stars when they get divorced or they are divorced where they others bounce goes, I don't want you, I don't want you succeeding. It has nothing to do with the kid. I don't I don't know these people at all and I deeply don't care. But from a psychological point of view, what's that I'm doing about not about her specific. Okay. No. I'm with the lines on this. Why are we talking about this?

I couldn't even follow that. But it's just like, this is what we're talking about in the show. I don't give a shit about flying fuck about this. Why are you here? I'm trying to sell a book. But you know you're going to be out TV? Yeah, but I just like this. Yeah.

Oh, man. All right, last one. Last one. This is just her, I don't know. It's just giving a warning to the internet. This kind of goes out to Stuttering John and the whole Discord. I feel like. Okay, interesting.

The zombies whose life is the internet, the people who stand certain celebrities and stuff like the people that live in comments sections are unhinged and they will go find that person and they will threaten to kill them. They will find their addresses like these things are real and I'll take it a step further. We have normalized an anger and I hope all of your fans are hearing this. Sorry, I'm so tired. We have normalized an anger and a hatred toward women. Okay.

I recognize you're a little too comfortable right now, Eliza. I need you to act like you're not that comfortable. Yeah, you're kind of in the show right now. You're kind of justifying all that hatred with this appearance I think. Seriously. We're normalizing hating women. What is she talking about? She's fucking in sufferable. She was just on celebrity Jeopardy too. Yeah. She was like shot, she took all the Adderall. She was shot out of a fucking cannon. And I just, I really don't like, I never liked her. Okay. It's like you stole Gary Goldman's stage presence and

Dane Cook's punch lines and you want you want a fucking contest on last time extended. She went one of those Yeah, that's how she kind of like became like well-known. Okay, and she's never she's never been funny All right Yeah, I'm not much about I don't know. I think I've heard her on Rogan and stuff before but yeah You've convinced me Andy Very crazy. I'm sorry, but I don't know I just found it very Uncomfortable yeah, all right. I want to address something. I've been taking the high road for a long time on this, but Chad Zumak really pissed me off this week.

Really? Yes. So I have to- He's back, everyone. So I have to just address this, because listen, he's reached out to me a number of times. He needs me to take down Reddit posts and Reddit threads because, oh, I'm up for a job on a radio show.

And when you Google my name, this thing comes up where everyone says I'm an asshole. And I've been nice about it. I take them down for them. I haven't talked about them. I haven't done anything. for a job on a radio show and when you Google my name, this thing comes up where everyone says I'm an asshole. And I've been nice about it. I take him down for him. I haven't talked about him. I haven't done anything. But he has to understand that when he came on my show, and he's apologized for this,

but he disrespected the show. He came on, and what he says now is that he came on to troll us about Stuttering John. Like, oh, I was just taking John's side to troll the show. You came out of my show to troll my show, you fucking asshole. That's a dick move. That's not what the show is. It's not, let's troll the host Carl and fuck up a show.

Yeah. No, you come on the show, we're gonna have some fun with you, some laughs. And then people like you, they wanna check out your podcast, you grow your audience that way. He didn't come at it with that thought at all. Yeah, backfired on him.

He was like really hard. Well, first off, it totally backfired on him. And he admits that, but he reached out to me. He wanted to come on the show. I'd never heard of this guy. He reached out to me because he had a personal vendetta against a guy he used to do radio against in Cleveland. Right.

So they had rival radio shows. And he's got this vendetta still for some reason, because Chad does not let go of a grudge. And so he wanted to come on and just yell about what an asshole this guy is. He didn't have any fun with it. I couldn't have any fun with it because he was just on there like just going nuts. He's just getting you fucking suck, man. Carl thinks you suck it. He thinks you suck.

All right. Kind of a roast style show. We're trying to have a little bit of fun here. Yeah, what's funny about this? Yeah, you're just mad was kind of a roast-style show. We're trying to have a little bit of fun here. Yeah, what's funny about this? Yeah, you're just mad. It's not great. And then of course, you had to do the whole Chrissy Mayer thing and you just wanted to rip on Chrissy Mayer

and do that in your own time running a show. And all these things we're talking about aren't even the worst things he's ever done. Correct. So this is what really annoyed me because I watched a video with Chad this week. And actually, let me read to you this tweet that he put out.

I don't like quote all caps piling on, unquote, because it's gross in a lot of ways. However, at Stuttering John M is completely quote all caps void, unquote, of this rule. Hortle sentence. I am now ready to tell my stories of Stuttering John soon. Ooh, it's his. It's one of those things like fucking just do it or don't.

Don't tease us about your stories. I will also join the quote, all caps, Pyle on, unquote, from here on out because he's a terrible person and even worse comic. Here's what's going on. Chad is realizing there's an opportunity here. People are warming up to Shulee. Everyone used to hate Shulee. They're warming up to him. We got all of these people getting involved now in ripping out Senator Johnston. It's so much fun. And Chad just put out

a comedy special. The reason why I know that is because I'm on his fucking mailing list for some reason. I got an email from him. So happy to announce my long awaited dry bar special came art ready. We will be debuting this week and then the last sentence. I'm reaching out to everyone, asking for help getting the word out. Some comics have blown up from these dry bar specials so I would at least like to try.

Dude, it's over, buddy. If you're not gonna blow up, you've been at this for decades. It's not happening for you. It's fine, take the out. It's not a big deal. Anyway, what I was really annoyed with is the fact that now he thinks he's just gonna jump in and be one of these guys like, yeah, I'm ruse in Southern John too. It's like, dude, you fucked up.

You came on the show. I had a great segment ready for us to go. You could have rift with me. We could have had a great time. I had to kick you. The only person I ever kicked off by show with the middle of the show. Yeah. Because I couldn't get through anything

It was so fucking annoying. I remember looking at producer Chris going what what am I gonna do? What are we doing? Thanks Chad? People to check out Chad show by all right? Here's hope you know Well, you made the right move. I did thank fucking God and that was his opportunity to rip on John Well, then we had him back on the show. He asked him back. I don't know if he remembers this. He came back on a bonus episode. And all the shit he's talking about where he's going to tell his stuttering John Storry, he already told it. He already told all this shit. He was going to go on John's show.

He needed to make up that his aunt was going to get docks to the knuckle on John's show. And John docks him and sent his email address out. And he got all pissed off at him. And they had this crazy exchange. So that's already out there Chad. You already came out of the show. And by the way,

fucked up the second appearance too. Cause again, he brought a personal vendetta. Can't even remember what it was now, but it was the same thing. It was just like, you're not having fun with this. You're just a mean dick. You know, this is not what,

this isn't the show for people who just wanna err their dirty laundry. Yeah, it's like, all right, I get it. You don't like the guy. Can we make jokes, Sarah? What's going on? But you just keep teasing it like, all right, I get it. You don't like the guy. Can we make jokes, sir? What's going on? But you just keep teasing it like, sell D.

So what, yeah, I know. Listen, I'm learning. I'm learning as I go here. So what really pissed me off was I'm watching this video with Chad, and he's got his body, and this came out just earlier this week, and Chad's talking about how he's going to get into the, the stuttering John thing and And you know, he's really gonna go after him and all this stuff and then He's calling out John for fucking up with his sock account because you know like John sometimes will will write something with a sock account and

They respond to himself as that's I got count. Yeah, pretend you know whatever So Chad calls him out for that Chad you can't do that. You got busted. He's gone mad. He clowned Bert Kreischer as his Sack account and then replied Hey Chad did you see this? But he was doing it as Chad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. So he tried to make it seem like it organically Somebody just wanted to let Chad know like oh Bert did a bad job interviewing Adam Sandler. Do you see this and then Bert Christchurch saw this they talked about this on Two Bears one cave Bert was just like oh, buddy Really this is what you're doing for a time. Bird Christchurch is getting over a chance

Oh, hey, that's a bad look. He's on the he's on the pain. Oh mindless. We're bird Christchurch He's been kicked out of clubs because they're from the same area in Tampa. Those guys. They only take credit cards there. Dude, let me tell you the funniest thing. There's a thread going on right now on the devlers, I think, or maybe it's our subreddit,

but talking about what a piece of shit chat is. And this is my favorite one from St from John's new squeegee. It says, I give Chad a lot of credit for laying the cards on the table. God, that was funny. Yeah, that was a good joke. So my point is this, you have no business calling anyone out for socket counts when you've been busted with socket counts.

So he said, who do you think is the most socket counts? Stuttering John, Chrissy mayor, or Frank Pellegrino? So he's got this weird fucking thing with Frank and Chrissy. I remember when he was on my show, the thing, he's like, she's just trying to be famous. Well, yeah, she's in the show business. Right, Chad, you should try being famous. That's how you are successful in show business

by being famous. Fucking idiot. Chad is not fucking getting it. He doesn't understand why Chrissy is risen to fame. She's killing it, and he's still doing nothing. He doesn't say why Chrissy is rose, risen to fame. She's killing it and he's still doing nothing He's buying Twitter followers, which is embarrassing You go on a social blade you can see every time he buys two thousand fucking Twitter followers and they'll go away because they're bots Can he afford that?

Somebody's buying them. I don't know if it's his name on the card or not, but there's definitely buying Fucking bots and shit like that and I'll see this. I've had Frank and Chrissy at my house. I wouldn't trust Chad at my house. There's no way I'd ever invite him over here. He's not one of those guys that I want to like fucking be, yeah, go sit in the basement until we're ready. I'll be down in a minute. Not near me.

Fuck that. So listen, Chad is a grifter. He's trying to jump on, Southern John Bandwagon because he's a business opportunity. He just wants to fucking get promotion for his new standup, because he's gonna make it big. This is gonna be the one, guys. I think my big special is coming out.

And like I said, actually Chad even emailed me this morning, because I put this on Twitter. I was teasing them. I'm like, look, I'm no longer holding back. I'm this fucking asshole. He can really go fuck himself So he even messing me today. Hey man, we're pale. Hey pal. Yeah, we're buddies, right? Come on man I know I fucked up on your show, but come on man. Yeah, sorry, Chad

So wait Carl is fucking telling you your day Carl is always just like it's all funny games and it's jokes if Carl is fucking telling you your day. Carl is always just like, it's all funny games and it's jokes. If Carl is telling you, you're a fucking dildo? You're a dildo. For years, I have not said a thing. I just, and he's always emailing me to come on the show again. He's always looking for an angle to come on and reasons to come on. I just, I just ignore it.

Whatever. I was gonna just fucking let him sulk away. But for whatever fucking reason, he's now getting into the fucking Southern John Act, and as you know, I've had no problem with anyone taking our show format, I didn't invent this fucking show format, it's fine. Anyone who wants to goof on Southern John,

I watched all these shows, I loved them. I actually, I didn't prep as much as I would have, because I was glued to Uncle Rico from last night, with Anthony Kubia and Vinnie FBI on there. It's like, I love it, it's great. I want everyone to Uncle Rico from last night with the Coobia and Vinnie FBI on there. It's like, I love it. It's great. I want everyone to get involved in it. There's so much starting, John. I was clipping starting John for today,

and it's like, there's just too much. So anyway, my point is this, everyone's welcome except for Chad. Yeah. All right. And I thought they wanted to make these rules or anything like that, I'm not pretending that I'm the one who controls the dabble verse.

I don't. Anyone can do whatever the fuck they want. I'm just saying that Chad is as unlikable as Stuttering John. Are you sure? Well, you know what, you know what Chad is? Chad got a little bit of radio play in Cleveland and it fucked up his head

because he's like, oh, I'm a star now. Everything I do from now on will be successful because I was on the radio and it hasn't worked out. And people like that have a hard time dealing with that. They're like, I don't understand, what's going on? Why is Chrissy mayor popular? And nobody likes me? Well, because she's doing it right.

She's doing it the right way, she gets it. You don't get it. You don't understand. You do not understand how this works at all. You're unlikable in every way. And allegedly, you see all people's credit cards from the gym, which is pretty fucked up. In my opinion, so.

And now you're on this show's shit list. Even more. He's on the pain of mindless. I'll never bring up again. It's over. But fuck Chad Zuma. Fuck you. Get out of here.

I hope you blow up for real. For real. Jesus. We're that comfortable. I don't know. I mean, where's Richard O'Generda talking about curbsdaping? Yeah. He's just trying to blow up.

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Now I'm sideways, people. I know I'm not funny, and I just can't pay my way. I'll leave Kandoga Park tomorrow. Seems like chemo scanned didn't go to plan. You see I beg soul and I bought roll. Yeah, skull, one of the sides. I'm so happy! I'm so happy like Suddorin' more Fuck you! I'm so happy!

I'm so happy! Yeah! I'm so happy like Suddorin' more I'm so happy! I am Sideway! But like said, it would know all right. I am sideways. I want to be drunk. So drunk. I want to believe my new sense law

suit ain't quite so. I want to be Just be Skooooood! Fucking losers Yeah Very well done. That's a fun one. It is up there. Here's a weird thing that leaked apparently Suthering John made a phone called a Brent Hattley Not to move voicemail So this is out there Wait for the the animals work, it's fun.

Hey Brent, this is Stuttering John. I heard you. Well, why not just this is John or Jabal on this. This is Stuttering John. You might know me from the tonight show with Jaylen O. Yeah. I was at the Howard Stone show. Stephanie Miller.

He starts reading this. I played the Trump in the second grade. It's the new teacher. Yeah. I heard you a try. I picked you up with that Uboa was. I played it Trump in the second teacher. I heard you a try. I put you up with that ubo was. It hit me. I think it hold to me.

I'm on Twitter, so I don't know at Stuttering John M. If you want to the envy, I'm not really keen on giving out this new number because I had to change it because of all the trolls. So, you know, I don not really keen on giving out this new number because I had to change it because of all the trolls. So, you know, I don't really give it out to anybody. So, I'll throw you back, you know, but yeah, she'll leave the piece of shit. If I see him, I'm going to beat the fuck out of him.

I'm going to fuck you later. I like how he's already saying I'll try you back. He's already rejected. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm right, exactly. Also, it's funny that he's not leaving his number because I was talking to Monique and he left a message for her or I think her husband

who was an attorney and left his phone number like five times. I didn't write it down. I don't give a shit where his phone number is, but I could easily get it if we wanted to. But that's not what we do around here. Obviously, so at the end of it He threatens to beat the show of shooly. Yeah, John. You don't intimidate anyone. You're so hot a shape He washed the dishes and almost puked Remember yeah, he was so dehydrated from watching the dishes took up like three tries to get through all of his dishes And he still said that fuck it

like three tries to get through all of his dishes. And he still said, I fuck it. Yeah. I don't know why drinking a gale in his sugar on top of a hangover, baby. You've almost puke. He did, he did puke. He did an abominant. Remember, he was drinking beer in his car

with the keys in the ignition. He just keeps breaking the law. Every fucking time he turns around this guy, he was drinking a beer in his car and then he drank another beer and then he came on his show later and goes I didn't even want to drink those beers That was not feel like good like dude you have to drink those beers You're not you're not a beer-drinking contest, you know what I mean?

It's like one thing if you have to eat hot dogs like fuck I can't eat another hot dog But got it with his cats You know but he's he's acting like he's in a fucking front party. He's gonna be called out. What time of day did he leave this message to you, wonder? Is it like post-drinking pre-drinking? He sounded lucid, so it's probably pre-drinking. So it's so, so ejected.

Yeah. Yeah. John is getting weird to this schedule because he's up at 6am his time, which might be even 3am his time 6am our time tweeting shit like the Tweety put out today with his fun little Photoshop that's sucked that he thinks he's getting over on us like he's up early doing this I don't know what's going on with this guy I mean I do know they probably drank too much like I said that I do know

that he probably I think we need like a dry erase board with a list of all the laws that he's broken. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah. Yeah. Well, leaving that voice bill with that beyond the list. Say somebody's fucking ass. Yeah. Seems like a threat. Right? Sending somebody to threat. Someone with a cane. That's obviously. Yeah, and by the way, I was, it's not illegal if they're wearing denim. I was watching the Uncle Rico show with Vinnie FBI who was at that show. He used the feature act for Shule.

And Vinnie FBI thinks that there were two guys there. He thinks he saw another guy too. So maybe it wasn't just hit man, damn. You make him so cute now. I know. Man, man, get up on stage.

You made a good thing where you threaten me. So we can have a boy who's got a wireless. Get Jenny Jiggles to walk about. What boy was Mike to this guy? So in other news, Centering John has sold his apartment. I'm breaking that here. I believe this is my insider guy.

He says the sale was happened. Not, not Gary from San Diego. Not where are you, Gary? We all over this. Well, apparently he sold his apartment. I said, well, how much did he get for it? $378,000. It was listed at four 24 when, when he first listed it.

That's a hit. Oh, fuck. That's a hit. That's a good thing. That's not good. That's a hit. Yeah. Yeah.

Yikes. Kelly gonna buyer's market, everybody. Yeah, dude. Fucking wrong time to do that. You should have recognized you had no future years ago. Yeah. I wonder where he's going to go from here though. That'll be interesting to see. Cause I, you know, we have friends out in LA and they tell me about the different neighborhoods

and what's going on. Kanoga Park, you know, not great. And someone would bring, where does he go from there? It's not going to go up the hills. I'm pretty sure of that. Yeah. I mean, I think I was thinking Beverly Hills storage unit. I was thinking Beverly Hills storage unit. There's a beautiful place called Duffel Valley. I'm gonna play Nick Nolte from Down and Out in Beverly Hills. Oh my gosh. Another thing that was brought up, I think by Vinnie FBI, if we ever brought this up before, this thing, John,

is literally Kurt Van Houghton at this point. He's literally Kurt Van Houghton. He's literally Kurt man out like Get some respect them as white baits. It's got he needs to borrow a feeling Someone's got a photoshop with blue hair. He should be a big shot down at the cracker factory All right That's great. My demo tape. Guys, we've stolen enough time. I think we can go into some clips here because...

Stuttering John did one of the worst shows I've ever seen in my life. Oh my God. How can you say that? I know. I'm telling you, if there's a record for, oh, he's not the fucking record. We're at the media. All right, this is a great way to start your show.

So, we started 20 minutes late today, because I was having some tech issues, and I decided to fix them before we started. Hey, good call. I didn't even occur to be the any other way to do it. This is how John starts his show by texting people. And let me just someone just text me there. Oh, kid, OK.

All right. This is a show. Yeah, he's literally typing with one hand. He's petting his cockroach head and text. Jesus fucking Christ. All right. So that's how the show starts. So you're already riveted like, what? gonna happen next? So it's got that fire. So the next part is apparently he's been blocking people. He shouldn't be blocking.

And I blocked so many people. I blocked the wrong one. Right, that's literally the first time. Yeah, not the first time either. And this might be a sign that you're blocking too many people. I just spent like 45 minutes trying to find CW Paterson and Carlene Martin and I couldn't 45 minutes and I can't find any. So I'm trying to unblock them but I can't find them.

I wish they had a date that they remember they were blocked. It's not them. It's not them. It's not them to figure it out. He has so many people he's blocked. He's going through the list. It's not done. It's not done. It's not done to figure it out. He has so many people he's blocked. He's going through the list. It takes 45 minutes. He's still couldn't find them.

He has more blocked viewers than actual viewers. That is very true. That is very true. And that was actually one of the people on dabble or has even mentioned, like John. He should just unblock everyone. Unblock everyone. Yeah.

And do one show a week where you just like take questions from the trolls. take super chats from the trolls. We'll all come up with funny questions. I'll get a good laugh. We'll even let you block, say, two people per show. All right. Well, he mentioned Carly Martin. Carly Martin is the beloved Channa,

who once gave him 200 bucks and she was trying to get him 20 bucks. Oh my accident. Yeah, and she's like, oh, fuck, I can't pay right now. He's like, I'll give you back. Oh, oh she wants Somebody back your block. You're too late. Remember he was gonna give her back like a hundred and thirty bucks because well I'm not gonna get the whole 200 goes. Oh YouTube takes shipping and handling you took a cut You're shit out of luck and I already spent part of it. All right. Let's get into the Oz

I think he says isotopes here. Listen closely, I don't know what's going on. Is it a tops? Acedope. Oste, oste, oste, I don't know what that is. I don't use soap. Let's see. All right, so this next clip, I did not edit this in any way.

I just clipped it from a show. This is literally, and remember, this is the beginning of a show, when you should have notes and prep and be ready to go, and have things to talk about. You know, it was just doing the roll call thing, but even that's very confusing for him for whatever reason. Comes with a new twist. Oh my God. What a dullard.

I was messing with Drew Lane today and he's like, I'll pay John $5,000 to come to the Magic Bag next year and be part of the WATP show. And he goes, actually, we probably got even bigger about him. If we can get John in, it'd be huge. And I said, yeah, fucking A, let's do it. And I want John to do his own show. Hey, John, you got an hour, buddy. Go. Let's see what you guys want to see them up there.

And you a mere in the balcony, like, stellar and walled up. Can you imagine if he just came out? It's a packed house, and he sits down and he just goes, uh, everybody would use their mind. The place would have robbed his laughter. He's playing on the head. I didn't start yet. The bar is so low for this guy. The point is this.

I'm back, baby. I rolled that one myself. Yeah. I gave it that one, I'll call, baby. I rolled that one myself. Yeah. I gave it to that one. I have to call right over. The point is this, John. I came up with that shitty guy, the toilet. It was off the muff.

Sorry. You're not a broadcaster, John. You're not good at broadcasting. And I don't care what you think of me. You've told me that I don't have any talent many times, even though you also say you don't listen, you've never watched me, so who knows what any of that means. But you are terrible. You are, if you took a handicap child,

put him in front of a webcam and said, put together a show. I'd watch that. Actually, can we do that? Maybe. Who are these times? Welcome, who's the W and two team? I want to cross the line with that one. This fucking asshole's still showing off that dark branded shirt. He got two new shirts and he wears

him every other day. Now he's not excited. I'm sorry, interrupted your analogy. So if you were to do such a thing, it'd be better than John. Oh, okay. All right. Well, that you're back. There's my Doc Brandon T-shirt. Neat. He's trying to keep the super chats coming.

Feel free. Feel free to keep giving me money. Yeah, we know John. I think you're free. You mentioned it quite a bit. We're pretty aware of what you want us to do. I'm very out of the loop. What is dark Brandon? What is that even fucking meme?

Oh, God. We'll tell you the truth. I don't get it either. I'll try to explain this to you. John thinks that the current president of the United States is doing a good job. Okay. Well, for some reason,

by stealing the Let's Go and meme from the right, they think that they now own it. And now they think that he's so badass. You know, his eyes are red, he's dark brand, like watch out. I'm going to take $10,000 off of people's dead of dark brand. So it's also seen that it's just like rappers taking ownership of the N word. Yeah. That's quite it. I was going to say it, but I let you. I've also seen this in touch. Just like rappers taking ownership of the N word. Yeah, quite.

I was gonna say it, but I let you. He's so fucking proud of that, sure. It's so... And I like it. He's like, well, I showed you my shirt. You showed me the two super chats. Yeah, I know. He goes here with my shirt, by the way,

shirt, top, body. Here. Not that much, but... Yeah, I know it's a cheap shirt. Ugh, it's so stupid. All right, this is John. Once again, distractions, tech issues, anything you could expect from Settling John.

Let's see, so let me make sure that, let me invite Popeop again, because I don't know if he's got the invitation because he's not here. I call Popeop. I don't know if he's got the invitation because he's not here. Michael Popock. He's asking for a refund. He's asking for it again. All right.

Mary and I. Yeah. Uh, it's unbelievable. Yeah. Don't, uh, try not to text what I'm doing to show it's a little distracting. Dude, you gotta get over that, my friend. You're having a one-sided conversation and just going Stop Taxi me while I'm doing my show and you're gonna take my meditation There's got to be a new classification for what this is because it's not a show Trainrock is what is that it's great. I love it. It's not a show though John You're not doing a show you're not a broadcaster in any single way. I do like that. He said does Look I've been drunk before.

Keep that one on the board. That's always good. All right, the big news here, of course, is that they lost the lawsuit with serious ex-app. They finally came out and said, no, not as birthday. Not as birthday, I know. It's great.

It's great. So Michael, on my birthday, no less, we get the unfortunate loss by the appellate court. And what say you? Well, here's what I want you to do. I want you to go spend another 17 years of your career doing creative work for which you're not properly compensated. And let's bring that case again. I mean, wait a second.

Did he just change the whole case right there? Now he's trying to say, John wasn't paid enough while he was an employee at the Howard Stern show, which is not something you can sue for decades later. That's your fault. If you're not making enough money. You accepted the terms of that. Right, either ask for more money or leaving another job.

Popeyes just said, I have to play that again, because it's so fucking stupid. I know that this guy is an attorney, I'm sure he's great at what he does, but this case, I don't know that he knows what the fuck is going out with this. Well, here's what I want you to do. I want you to go spend another 17 years of your career

doing creative work for which you're not properly compensated. And let's bring that case again. That's not what the case was. It was right to publicity was the case. It wasn't that he was underpaid on the Howard Search Show. I could make the argument that he was wildly overpaid at Howard Search. A lot of people show, a lot of people could. A lot of people could.

Because honestly, when John left the show, did it get worse? Does anyone think that the show got worse when John left the show? Anyone like, well, I can't listen to Stern anymore because no more Stuttering John out there. I liked what you said that you were sure that Michael Popeye is good at what he does. Producer Chris was like,

what, what, what, what? I mean, this guy's an attorney, I don't want to suit me. I know. Yeah. Just a look Chris came was like, huh? What?

Yeah, what's he great at? Well, that's a good question because this is him explaining why they lost the case. See, the thing is that they had zero evidence that serious did what they were accusing serious of doing. And let me break it down. We've talked about this before. Basically, what the California law is,

is you can't take a celebrity and make a see-mike they're endorsing your product without compensating them. So I can't put up a billboard with Michael Jordan that says, who are these podcasts? I fucking don't call over this shit. Yeah. That's a good one though.

Yeah, good one. I would check out that podcast. You can't do that. Michael Jordan could sue for the rights of publicity because he's a famous person that I'm trying to profit off of that. So their whole point is that, Southern John on Series XM is using John. So the judges were like,

is there an example of them using John to promote Series XM is using John. So the judges were like, is there an example of them using John to promote series XM or Howard 101, try to get subscriptions, anything you could point to. We hear this, a decade and a half, they've had Howard 101 playing reruns of the old Howard Stern show and promos coming up after the break, all that kind of stuff.

One example where it makes it seem like something John is endorsing serious exam or this channel or anything and they couldn't find it and this is what Polpox is. And I believe to this day that if we could have gotten past the filing of the complaint, the pleading in the case and gotten into discovery, we would have found a number of the items that the second circuit wanted me to have already. Things that were only in the file cabinets, the drawers, the mind of serious XM and the Howard Stern show. No, it's not in file cabinets.

It's on the air. They had to have played it at some point. If you have a subscription and the audio exists, you can find it. They have a whole staff of people. A little catalog, yeah. And so what he's doing here is he's covering his ass. He did a shit job. He did a real real shit job.

I mean, they never should have brought this case. And so now he's trying to cover his ass, just be like, yeah, but if they had let this loss you go through and we had discovery, then they would have handed over, okay, you're right. Here's the, here's the thing. You were right all along. That's how this works at all. Of course, that's how this one is. You know what he's great at. He's great at acting and he's got John believing everything he says. Well, it doesn't make any sense because he took the case pro bono and he put all this time into it and they never had a chance at it. So this is him explaining that it wasn't about copyright, obviously.

That you have a what's called a right of publicity that stands separate and apart from the copyright statute because the big fight in the case was under the Copyright Act were dead because you don't know the copyright. The copyright was owned by the Howard Stern show. And it's very hard to argue that you have your own independent copyright, but we had an argument under California law, which applied

that trying to read other people's interpretation. I'm sorry. Just listen to me. Just listen to me. I handle the case. Yeah, everybody everything else is is is blather just listen to what I'll give you the straight shot like we do every time on legal So it happens when you have all these alarms going off So what happens when you have all these alarms going off? Yeah. We get back to where I was.

Bullshit alarm. Sorry. I gotta make white plants. Give me one minute. Okay, looking at John's reaction, it looks like there's all news to him. Like they must have discussed this. No, I don't think, I don't think you can get Popeye on the phone. Okay.

I think these are the first time they've had this conversation since the loss it was dismissed. And it's so funny that he's explaining, you know, we couldn't go after the copyright. And then someone in the comments is like, yeah, and they said that the copyright is the reason why the right publicity doesn't work. I'll tell you what. You have the right to promotion. That means you could say, Stuttering John from the Howard Stern show. That's all you get. That's all you get. All right. So this is funny because Pope Bach is now trying to figure out the little victories that were achieved along the way. You lost. Yeah. You lost, buddy. It was an all for now. So we went through two complaints with Judge Crosi. He finally denied the last one. We took it to the second circuit. Now, second circuit does not take every appeal. So the fact that we even got them to agree to the second circuit. Now, second circuit does not take every appeal.

So the fact that we even got them to agree to the appeal was a victory on your end. No, let me explain with a sports metaphor. Let's say you're down 21 to 7 going in a half time, but you're the team to score that seven points right at the end of the first half. You're like, whoa, we got some momentum now. And then you end up losing 42 to seven. Like did you loss? Yeah, it's a loss. You were losing. When you made the appeal, you're already, you're already losing. They accepted it. You lost again. You lost your loser. Yeah. It was not, there's nothing good about this. Yeah. Nothing you can say. It was like, well, at least this happened. No, it's all embarrassing. Yeah. No, it's like, if it's fourth and one,

and then you try and get in the end zone, and there's a flag on the play, and you get to do it again, and then you still don't get in the end zone. You're still fucking lost. But these are that flag, though, we had a chance. Remember that? Remember that we had a chance?

Welcome to Sports Talk. All right. So this is funny because listen to the spin. I'll let this clip play and then I'll explain to you because I'm getting familiar with how attorney's spin things now. I watch a lot of better calls on. And even the lawyer for serious XM who I have nothing bad to say about he was a gentleman. Even Pomeran said to me in the hallway, wow, they really are interested in this case. And they gave you for John's side a lot more time than I thought they were going to do.

Yeah. He was basically saying, I can't believe they took this seriously. I'm shocked that they even heard you out on this one. This is such a no-brainer, open and close case. That's literally what the guy was saying to me. It was like, holy shit, man. Yes, someone thinks you got something. I mean, the trolls reach very high.

We got a lot further than I thought we would. Yeah, right. What's he gonna say this time? Let's find out. All right, so let's find out the other reasons why he's taking a, he's trying to spin this as if there's some type of moral victory or something going on.

And at the end, they rejected our appeal. 90% of appeals get rejected. But it took them 34 pages and they made some new law related to it. So all they had to do was say denied or trial court affirmed. But they spent 34 pages to sort of make new law explain the law to use this case as a vehicle in that area. So if anybody that doesn't practice law think it was really easy, and it was a loser case, and John shouldn't have brought in Popeyes whatever, you know, it took a second, second, third, and 34 pages to tell us we were wrong.

All right. That's so funny. Oh, we know, it was a wasted time, but we wasted all lot of time. What the fuck are you talking about? We just wasted our time. We wasted just a second or state. We cost taxpayer money. We did a lot of things.

Fucking idiot. So let me interpret my interpretation of that, and people can tell me if I'm wrong or not. The fact that they had to right out all these pages Was so they don't deal with this horse should ever again They don't want anyone else to be like oh, I'm gonna start suing people for right right to publicity Because it's a stupid thing to try to do unless it's cut and dry like I was talking about my amazing Michael Jordan Example, yeah, I think really spelled things out for everyone. It was pretty good

But the fact that they had to like do that. They're just like all right I never want to hear this nonsense in my court again. Can we just make it very clear? Let's set a precedent that this is not like this works. Some prosecutor in 20 years from now will be like, I'd like to cite Melendez for a serious exam.

Yeah, this is a bunch of bullshit. Yeah. It will be cited in the future. Yeah, unless it goes to the Supreme Court, you're right. Which I don't think Polpok thinks that's going to happen. Look, it's the end of the line. Um, could we appeal to the Supreme Court United States? We could, but, you know, the chances were slight at the second circuit. They get a lot worse. It's like climbing Mount Everest without oxygen at the Supreme

Court level. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no shirt no shoes no service policy that's now famous must clip totals written at the beach that's all me they had to add no pants because of me must

the white before leaving the stall not just you, John. So the side says, all right, so let's get down to the real reason why any of this happened. The reason why Michael took this case pro bono, the whole reason why all of this exists. Well, I'll tell you, Michael, is this another example of big corporations beating up on the little guy? Well, I know there was a lot of people that, that my Twitter feed that were in your camp, were in your supporters and said, yeah, to fight a lot of people. This is an example of just serious XM crushing the little guy when they should have, you know, listen, I can't make somebody enter into a settlement dialogue with me.

But I think what we really hoped is after they saw the equity and the merits of the argument and they saw things like the fact that you were so underpaid. I think we figured out that if you average it over 17 years, including the time that you were an unpaid, completely unpaid intern, which was illegal today. You can't be an unpaid intern. Ha ha ha. So he's the little guy in this. I thought he was a celebrity when he went into this lawsuit.

Correct. I know, he wants it both ways. Okay. But what Polpok just admitted, is they were hoping for a settlement. Right. They just wanted the serious ex-m to go, I don't want to deal with it.

We'll throw money at this. Yeah, how much to make you guys go away? Yeah. And the problem with that is, which is, it's fine. If you want to take a shot at that, I have no problem with that. Take money from serious tax. I'm gonna give this a shit. They give too much money to Howard Stern anyway.

But if that's what their thought was, John should not have gone on and said, and after I win this case, there's gonna be 30 other people in line. Yeah. Because literally it's like any rack packer,er anyone who showed up on the show at any point They could also have the same case and then seriously I was like, oh, I guess now we got to pay fucking elegant Elliott off And then what the fuck the every fucking guy if you kept it quiet Yeah, then maybe they wouldn't they wouldn't be like well We can't have this getting out

But you had to open your stupid mouth on your fucking podcast and let everybody get in line for a handout that they weren't going to give. Right. And my question is, if they were to like settle with him, what's the bare minimum? If they were just like, well, here's $800. You're right. Right. I probably would take it. John, I think we should take it.

At least share in stone money. Well, the crazy part is too, he thought that they would settle because John was so underpaid. John worked for K-Rock. You're suing serious ex-m. Yeah. They have nothing to do with each other, right? Could you imagine a corporation being like, wait, you only made that much money? Oh, well then yeah, we'll throw him a few bucks at socks.

They don't give a fuck. Why would they possibly care about that? It's not their fun. John's fault. John's fault he didn't make any fucking money in K-Rock. John more on. Uh, Tom Gia didn't make any fucking money at K-RON. John's more on. Tom Giazano, man. The original fucking dad, he knew from day one.

This guy was a worthless piece of shit. And he was right. Oh, what a fuck. What a fucking J. What a pop Giazano is, what a fucking J. Hold on a second. I think I haven't dropped for that. Wow, Andy floated wide open.

Don't you say I was fucking with John to this day as a mother and Jane. That's fucking funny. All right, this is interesting because we're going to talk about how much money Polpac had to charge John for all of this. But I just feel bad, Mike, that you worked so hard and we didn't get a victory. For yours, you know, yeah, I appreciate that. I appreciate your the set of it. But, you

know, every year or so, I take on what's called a pro bono case. John was not charged for our time, which was considerable. I probably, if you add up all my team and the briefing schedule and the case below, you're probably talking about, I don't know, 500 hours, 600 hours of time. That's a half a million dollars of investment. All right. So what Michael Polpaka is saying is that his team spent 500 hours on this case. They couldn't find one fucking example.

I mean, if you're gonna spend that much time, listen to serious ex-ab! And find one fucking example, get some evidence for your case. What were they doing? What were they spending other time doing? Lapping their ass off. Holy shit, and by the way, if he did have his firm spend a half a million dollars, if I was just business partner, I'd be like,

oh buddy, what are we doing? We just wasted a half a million dollars on this fucking loser. Have you seen the dead person out of his subreddit? What are we doing here? We're the laughing stock of this shit. So then, you went pro bono for that pro bozo. Right. So then I have it your balls up. I have. Then it's funny because someone brings

up, all right, what if the Supreme Court takes another case, it's similar to this case, and that's a precedent, then would you actually appeal and try to go to the Supreme Court? And this question is so stupid, that Michael Polpok pretends to have technology problems and leaves the show. Elizabeth, thanks for the five bucks. If a similar case prevails in the Supreme Court, could you still appeal John's case?

Seems like it's an international fight. He's not freezing deal. John's case. Seems like it's there. I'm fine. He's not freezing up. He looks great. Hold on, John, I'm acting problems. I can hear him fine. Beep, bork, bop. Yeah, well, it's going in the elevator.

Yeah, whoops. Absolutely. Go back to Herschel Walker commentary. What a lunatic. Doesn't remember. Oh, that goes Pope. That I'm driving through a tunnel. I'm dirt.

So he brings up that question. Pope, I pretense, have tech issues, leaves. He comes back and stupid John doesn't take the fucking hint and brings it up again. Um, here's a question for you Mike. If a similar case prevails in the Supreme Court, could you still appeal John's case? Oh, what? I'm freezing on me.

You get stuck again on this question. It's like, oh, frozen. Yeah. Paul, Paul, do you know where the answer is? Problems. Oh, you haven't problem. Are you free as ever, you're not in the answer? Every time I bring up this question. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Get the head. Yeah. Tick it, Tubby.

Can you hear me? Mouth thing is saying about that. And you hear me. Mouth thing is not gonna help. Then you hear me. It's like, well, if you can't, you mouth thing it already happens. Idiot. You try to ignore me.

I am your father. Popo. Popo call you there. I'm your father. Popo call you there. I'm your father. I'm your father. I'm your father. I'm your father. I'm your father. I am your father. Popo. Popo call you there. Are we going back to grain bow and see Jenny? Oh, Jesus. That's all I have to say about it. He does these impersonations. He's where it was the real person. Yeah.

Pope John. Let's go in on. Let's go. Oh, he's got everything. Every time I bring up your question, he goes blank. Coincidence, I think not. He doesn't want to answer that question, John. It's specifically what's going on there.

But that's not gonna stop, John. He gets Michael Poe back, back. Michael Poe back on the show for one more round of this. And this is great. Can you dig it? Can you hear me? You can't hear me. You can hear me, can you?

No. No. No. Can you hear me? No, I can. Are you sleeping? Yes. That's, I'm calling it. That's the last time John will ever talk to Michael Popeye.

Definitely. He just, he just held sparked them right there. That's, that's done. Fuck. Never again. No, great. Now personally, I think John puts on a very high quality show. I enjoy the shit out of it. As you guys could tell, we're all having a lot of laughs.

John, for some reason, is very bored of it. Let's see. Titan. Thanks for the birthday wishes. Albeit a little belated. No one could do any right. You didn't even super chat. Where were you days ago?

God damn well, I knew you were losing your appeal. I really didn't want to, you know, guys guys We've never done a show based on my birthday. Can we do that? Sure, can we make a big deal like it's a ludes Do a whole fucking stream and get all my friends over Let's have a big fucking birthday party like this. We're you tired All right, I know for a fact that bet online.ag is so excited to promote Stuttering John's show, to endorse his show because they get really good ad reads, very compelling.

It always makes you want to bet online with betonline.ag. Okay. Betonline.ag is the fastest and easiest way to follow. It's ways to annoy your favorite sports contests and events with first-time market odds in line. I can your famous sports contest and events with first market odds in line. I can just see the CMO going. All right, so we do have some notes on that latest read. John, could you ever be excited about the product? Could you fake enthusiasm a little bit? You know, even if you don't have money to bet. Yeah, pretend. Pretend that you do fucking yawning through an ad read this guy's amazing

He did learn from Howard Stern. I remember that's what Stern would always do All the ad reads Steven singer Robin Steven singer jewelers Doesn't doesn't I'm there. I guess 50% welcome monosony you first deposit I eat the game starts I'm not tired. It's I just have a The thing with the yawms here Born under your mind a lack of energy. Yeah, it's bored. I just didn't eat enough below

Basically what's happening here is that Popock pretended that his internet crapped out because he was dumb talking to John. It's okay, never again. And so now John is time to fail because he's waiting for the great Richard O'Hita. Oh, jeez. The army made Joe, Richard O'Hita, to show up.

And John's really bad at killing time. He's got nothing prepared. I would see. Oh, yes, and he. Oh, yes, and he. Let's see. So we go there. We go here. And then. Okay. there we go here and then okay all right we go back here

to what it's doing okay I'm not doing. Okay. Where are they going to get to the fireworks thing? Anthony has a little bit of food products, huh? Okay. Oh, where are you? Let's see. Oh, here's one. Throwback Thursday. Throwback Thursday.

So all of that that you just saw that just tortured our listeners with was him trying to pull up his Twitter feed his own Twitter feed Yeah, it took that a lot of this over here that over there carry the two like what do you do it? Why did it take that long to get to your Twitter feed and then we does get to his Twitter feed because no one can see it anymore He's fucking retweeting clamoring Carl He's fucking time with retweeting clamoring Carl. Does anybody's spending his fucking time with? Clever. Retweeting clamoring Carl. God damn it, Johnny, you're a fucking loser. You're not on the same level as everyone is making fun of you. I hope you realize that. But that doesn't stop John

from complimenting himself. So then he sees he posted a photo of himself when he was younger and then he can't help but compliment himself. Let's see. Oh, his one throwback throwback Thursday. Look at that handsome young man. That's a little Chris Cornelis what can you say? Come on, ladies. Look at that good looking man. All right. All right. You know what that now, John? Jesus, my back's just a little while longer. I hope he ends up like Chris Cornell. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha even for John, right? To scroll through his own Twitter feed where he posted a throwback Thursday is not a thing anymore. What was it? What was it? He saw throwback Thursday. It's it was for bored people to begin. Yeah, it's for losers to begin with. John's posting photos of himself, not his family, not his friends, not a pint. All gone. Oh, it's gone. No, that it's left. And it's complementing himself. So then he's

scrolling through and he wants to find something from the Midas touch brothers. Remember those guys? Yeah. Been a while, right? Yeah. Turns out nothing to do with it. Holder either. I have some evidence of that. And he thought he'd say that. And then, and then the mind is tweeted out this, which I love. And this is a great, uh, yeah, hold on, uh, even though they've been distantly, I asked them to come on for my birthday to have and heard back. I know they're busy, but, you know, they tweeted, fuck your birth tech. They are done with you, John. They're so funny. They are done with you. Anyone who takes themselves seriously, especially in this political realm that he's in, is done with John. They see how much toxicity there is. Richard O'Jeta will be by his side forever because Richard O'Jeta is a crackpot.

Yeah. This fucking guy just wants to murder everyone. He is insane. The sky. You can tell this guy, hey, you know what, Trucker Andy, I heard that he drives over the speed limit sometimes in his 18- but that guy should be curving down over the speed limit. He should be thrown underneath an 18-. Yeah, fucking murder him. And then kill his family. Like, okay, Richard, I was joking, but it calmed down. He actually goes to the speed limit. He's a great, great guy. I want a good Indian trouble. All right.

So then one of the beloved chattas decides to chat at John with a question. And then they call his ass not donating it. I just don't think that's right. Jimmy or Rizal, John, did you read my first super chat? Like you see what you think about having Sasha Barron going on. You know, quite honest.

I'm not a fan of Sasha Barron going on. So I just like, you know, so I mean, only because not only does he essentially do my act, but he wasn't very nice when he was a guest on the tonight show. I don't know how many times the people like that. It's like, you know, who also was nice. Not nice like the Army Major. Right.

Tina Fey, not very nice. She's just very open to door here. Who's the point of that? You know, who also want to bother fuck for no reason? Carl. Tina Fey. Yeah, it's not that he would never stoop to fucking bother to be on his show It's that I don't like him very much. Oh, yeah, that's the crazy thing about it

Sasha Baron Cohn would never go anywhere near the show. He's super famous and successful He has no reason to talk to Southern John that question was obviously a troll question Obviously, why don't you have this guy? I don't know's celebrity I don't have anything with celebrity so I'm I'm gonna be talking about of course not I can barely get Richard old Jenna on my show rich no Jenna thing took like 20 minutes like I'm texting Richard also got my Twitter Try to kill time nobody wants to be out of his own show. Oh, it's gotten so bad. It's It's worse than ever and you know what? You know what? You know what else has gotten really fucking bad.

Oh my god, oh my god! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Oh my god, oh my god! Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum! I don't want to do a lot of O.B stuff today. There was just one video they caught my eye. And I don't even know if you need to watch the video. It's because this is, he's such an insane person.

Alright, this is called Anthony Cumia used to be the funniest dot dot dot. This came out on October 6th. This is a brand new video he's still doing this. Let's watch the beginning because he's got his team producing these things for him now and making them all fancy. This Anthony and his fucking issues and his stupid fucking brain. My end law is okay. Blue collar people from- You know what this looks like? I'm just realizing now. It looks like one of those like Mori polvichos or something where they have to do like the

Introduction to the person. Yeah, my mom. She's such an asshole She doesn't let me go out and do drugs and have fun my friends like Dr. Phil quite a point counterpoint. Yeah It's like setting it up and then they're like it let's bring out Opie Yeah, he's bad at this expander. Let's bring him out. I do what I want Catch me outside, Opie. Ha ha ha. It's hilarious. Yeah, watch this now with that kind of thing.

This is so insane. This is Anthony and his fucking issues and his stupid fucking brain. My end law is okay. Blue collar people from Philly, they changed me. He hijacked the entire show for his racist rants. But then once he talked about all the horse shit I did on the show, then he's got to start talking about all the horse shit he did. All the days he missed without even really telling anybody

if he was even going to show up. Fall on a sleep on air. All the days he was distracted trying to pick up women on the pal talk What a fucking opener and it's all the same clip all the same yeah, it's all the same shit He keeps saying this stop. So this is what I wanted to do I wanted to read you the description under here because like I said how long has he been doing this for now? This has been going on since the beginning of the summer. And he's still doing it.

I remember he said, he goes, look, I'm finally going to address this. And then we'll be done with that because I got to move on from Opie and Anthony. I can't be doing this anymore. Anthony used to be the funniest. More times than not, he was funnier than most of the top comedians that did the Opie and Anthony show. For the life of me, I will never understand why he would blow off being funny to obsess about race.

As the years went on and he became less funny and more angry as he did his daily rants, it's a damn shame. This clip is from the latest episode of the Open Radio Podcast. Open out does the Open Radio hashtag podcast available wherever you get hashtag podcast, hashtag ONA, hashtag Stern stern hashtag joctober hashtag wow

hashtag Anthony Cumia hashtag OP radio hashtag rogan hashtag rogan hashtag compound media hashtag Patrison Neil hashtag Opin Anthony hashtag OP OP. It's not 2012 anymore. This fucking hashtag because people aren't looking for your content that way It's not how this is working. So for whatever reason, this is OPs all in on this thing where it's like, I'll just keep rehashing the same shit, my same complaints about Anthony, over and over and over again, is if this is going to get better at a certain point. And I just, well, you know what I need to do or I need someone to do because I'm too busy. When we first started covering OP radio,

I remember he took eight months off, he started the podcast and he came on and he pretty much said, I know I made mistakes. And I've been working on myself. He was seeing a therapist, he was also seeing like a shaman or something. Right, he like snorted to back-o and he thought it was heroin. Forget about other things. Yeah, it was a very different OP back then.

And and OP seemed like he had learned something. And it wasn't just everyone else's fault. Like, yeah, you know, everyone hates me. And maybe I was a dick and maybe I could have done better. And now he's completely abandoned all of that. He's just like, this is all after these fall. Everyone knows that I wanted OP to have to go on forever. He fucked it all up.

And this seems to coincide with this new production. So maybe he's like, oh, I got to rehash everything. Because now it looks like I'm a star again. Yeah, interesting. Apparently it's Stern and Rogan's fault, too. Yeah, take Rogan off. What else is he going to talk about? Doggy.

Well, yeah, that wasn't working. He was doing that for a while. That was working. That was working About the dog licking his feet. How could that fail? I mean I can't even play anymore of this video It's just all the same shit. I'm just so bored of him. It's got nothing bitching about Anthony on the open Anthony She'll like we got it. You didn't get along all right. He was funnier than you. I don't know what to tell you buddy Anyway, oh he's bitter I don't know what to tell you, buddy. Anyway, Opie's bitter.

I mean, out of the house, you would put it. Opie's a bit bitter. I know that everyone, and I'm not exaggerating when I say everyone on the internet wants Opie and John to form a team and start a show together. It would be amazing. The stupid friends. That'd be amazing.

Could you imagine if their news guy was Patrick Michael. It'd be amazing. So I hope that the one day these two guys realize that the only notoriety they have is with the dabble verse and fans of who are these podcasts. You could do worse shows. The harness that. Yeah. Seriously, why not?

You know, Patrick Michael shuntedered away and then was like oh shit I did the wrong thing I'm back everybody free water. Hey look at me up saying don't fix again Chuggling two plates All right, I think it's time to catch a dabble Let's get Vic out in the show. Yeah, where's she? Vic is back everybody. I think she's back.

Hello. Did I transition too quickly? Oh. Come in, Nick. So breaking news from Chrissy Mayer. Yeah. When John was showing his Twitter, when he was looking at his Twitter right now, you can see down at the bottom that there are other accounts that he can log into.

There's like a dot, dot, dot next to his name. So I've picked that and it shows you your other accounts. I know this because I'm also the Toaps announcer. Right. It's not a sack account. I just also, I'm in a bank on the Isitops. Are you? I've never heard that before. I know, I know, I know we bring it up. Thanks for showing it. Hey, Vic.

Yeah. If you're going to be late, could you at least interrupt me? No. I'm going to be amazing. So, she says, it's the notification for his sack of count. We've sleuth it, tell the people, Chrissy, I am telling the people, we did sluth it. John has soccer counts. We all have soccer counts.

We got to play. Sluth, you got to play soccer counts. Oh, no. All right. Vick, how you done? I'm fantastic. I've never been better in my life. Oh, that's great to hear.

I feel like we haven't seen it in a minute. Yeah, my bones are fucking breaking. The ship has been broken. Someone broke their boner in you. What are you saying? What does that mean? Yeah, the naval ship I'm on just doesn't fucking work. There's like chlorine in the water and shit like that. What can you do? It's good to know the country's safe. There's chlorine in one water. The ocean.

No, the fucking drinking water. I'm just drinking fucking pool water. Oh, okay. Because I know, I know where she is. She's out of the Atlantic. So I'm like, what water are we talking about? All right. So you actually are on a ship now?

Yeah. Interesting. The little small destroyer for those who know what's going on. Very cool. And what do you do on this shit pretty much like wipe down counter tops or what else do you do? Well, normally I, you know, shoot the fucking missiles and everything like that. But I've been hauling jugs of fucking water.

Just like six fucking gallon jugs of water around. It's awful. I'm a woman. I shouldn't be doing this Yeah, they should give the manual labor to a man. I agree with you. I know I should be a secretary fuck Yeah, what is up with that should only be hauling two jugs Producer Chris producer Chris producer Chris reluctantly hits on that guy I love that I think look at I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm waiting for any a call to make a joke joke Jesus I want nothing to do with you, but anyway your boobs. I would have

I'm trying to think of a please don't you we don't swim in your drinking water So please don't pee at our banal chair. That's pretty good. All right. Yeah, let's get right to it Let's get right to this is Let's get right to it. This is the game that everyone plays along at home. So play along at home. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch a dabbler. Are you ready to play to catch a dabbler? Believe it or not, Tom, it was my wife's idea for that show.

No kidding. So where in my life, it was my wife and I were at, because we used to have dinner with Bruce and Chris. Right, and their kids every Sunday. And Chris always wanted to be a celebrity. You know, he was like she yearned it. Like she would hang out with all celebrities. She wanted to be famous.

And my wife just said, hey, Chris, why not do a show at You and Your Kids? And we'll do a reality show here. And my wife would go over to Chris's house and write the treatment. And what happens in true Hollywood form? Dina Cascets gets a call from Ryan Seacrest. He asks if you have any shows. Dina says, how about the Kardashians?

And they give Chris the show. And Chris doesn't include my wife. Well, Dina always tells the story that she came up with the idea and she doesn't include your wife either. Bleh! Ha! No, I promise, Tom, that my wife was writing the treatment when Chris and I believe you.

I believe you. But it doesn't matter. I mean, Billions of dollars later, who really cares? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but although my wife was I go, I go, Susanna, what did John say next? So Susanna, what did John say next? Here are your choices. Number one, don't you think the least they could do? You know, just put me on the show somehow?

I mean anything. B, Chris was your friend. You should call her. Maybe it works something out for both of us. Next, this is just like Howard, all over again. Now you know what I went through. For, I mean, you should sue, at least for credit and get some cash. Lastly, I mean, financially we are okay, but it would be nice to be more okay, like with a Ferrari to cash. A dabbler.

I'm going to go first. I love number four. It's such a thing that John would say. We should sue for credit, but also for the cash settlement. It would be the other reason why we'd want to sue. That's gonna be my guess. Andy, what's a you? I'm gonna go with three. Okay, what was three? I don't even remember. It's howard all over again. Yeah, I'm going with three also.

All right, what do you think, Vic? I'm going with four, I'll side with Carl. Inter say, all right, only three is inside. Only three is in four. I feel like Carl did pay the all right? Only three outside. Only three and four is, I feel like we're gonna play the odds here, spread it out. I had to say, I think we're on like two or three in a row where no one's gotten the right answer.

Cause we didn't do it this past show, and I know and Detroit, no one got it. That was embarrassing. It sure was. Yeah. I remember anything before Detroit, but I'm sure there's something that I have. Winnable.

It's an unwinnable game like Ninja Gaiden. There's something. Can I Ninja Gaiden or something. Can I get 30 lives or something with the fuck? But it doesn't matter. I mean billions of dollars later who really cares? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but although my wife, which I go, I go, Susanna, I mean, you should sue at least for a credit and get some, get some cash. No, we'll let the universe take care of it

I'm like, okay, so now they have billionaires and I'm performing at the Ha Ha cafe Just wait Johnny gets worse Back next week to find out if you are man enough to catch a dabble. Well, you know what that means, everybody. It sounds like Vic and I are the big winners for the catch a dabble. I don't know why I feel like I beat Carter when I win this game.

So I think he's trying to stop me. I wish you would beat Carter. I would be a pretty good idea. All right. What have we done today, guys? I think we've done it all. Two of us. One show is on Facebook live for a minute.

I'm sorry, that was a bad idea. You were checking out Heather McDonnell, juicy skin, Myzish, Lesinger, Sucks. Apparently we're out Heather McDonald, juicy skin, my's a Schlesinger sucks. Apparently we're not fans of that person, so I'm told Chad Zuma can go fuck himself. Also, I believe I said that. Stuttering John's loss his case was serious like Sam.

But they had to write 34 pages explaining why our case was terrible. So that's good. I don't know why that's good. OP stuff. Still trying to get something going with. Hey guys, remember Anthony? Yeah, I still watch a show every day. Of course I remember. Yeah. Who are you? So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.

The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. Yeah. The T-Rex. The T-Rex. The T-Rex. The T-Rex. The T-Rex. T-Rex.

Yeah. This is the part of the show. We tease the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next W-A-T-P. And I will say this. We're gonna record on Wednesday. Oh, I forgot there's a midweek show. Rose will be over here.

Yeah. For the midweek show. Mm. But before I do that, I have an episode of the creep off, the creep off doc. Mm-hmm. But before I do that, I have an episode of The Creep Off, The Creep Off.com. I have the WTP bonus show with Doug from Good Times Great movies. I'm going on the Drew and Mike show.

He's right. He's too much. He's too much. Thank you, Andy. That's my point. I don't know what show we're doing, I wanna say. I'm not supposed to listen to all this. It's too much.

It's too much going on right now. And of course we're in New York City. New York City, New York City a week from today. Yeah. We'll be in New York City. We're playing with the city winery. It's a great room. We played in the city winery. We were in Nashville. Very cool place. Vic, are you coming to New York City? I'm still debating. It'll be a surprise, I guess. All right. Cool. We missed you in. We'd love to have you back if you could make sure. Oh, yeah. You know, like I would love to go to Detroit I heard it's a fantastic city Honestly, were we wearing ferndale was fantastic you would have fit right in I have no complaints it was super gay

Yeah, it was I have no complaints about ferndale. What's so ever that's a really cool town? We where we were was awesome. So I'll go back. I think we're gonna go back every year probably Game for that awesome Awesome, now. At least once a year. Yeah. The manager at the club said, as long as you're buying your tickets, Carl, I want you. Oh shoot. I say that.

Oh no. We talked about this. We did talk about this. Good thing there's posts. Yeah. Good thing there's post production. Those photo shops. Cut that part out.

Please. Join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once more. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Starting in the must-vis. The morning radio. Get out and show these cold white cows. OK.

Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. everyone who gets the points your podcast stinks this dude is fucking coy. This is insane. This is going great. Ah, ah, ah, ah, hey. You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it.

Makes no sense. From YouTube, Morgan Freeman's favorite freckle leaves us off with. My family member is a deranged, high-functioning narcissist, and his similarities to Stuttering John are truly stunning. The concept of not being the heroic victim is inconceivable to them. The beloved chatter writes, some scary gene-vested hitman, the cane who travels by cargo steamer. Only John can give us these things.

My day is already looking up. Pro-wrestling themed opines, sounds like John's friends are his version of the Wack Pack. Martin O'Eill confesses, I look forward to these stucho videos more than I look forward to seeing my own family. BB comments, I love watching for Wands lipsmacking Lidel. Every time he smacks those lips, he's lying or embellishing what he's saying. It never fails. It's a true bullshit meter. JW93, Jon is the combo of Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin.

Dumb, loud, overconfident, selfish, greedy, thin-skinned, and spectacularly unaware. SJ's self-esteem is ridiculously outsized, and that is what makes him the funniest character on the internet. If he ever becomes self-aware, comedy will die. Judge Smith, imagine being a guest on any show and hearing your entire introduction being the host talking about himself. Hello, out, normal host.

I have so much to ask you. John, I have so much to tell you! Siner 24, John the Daabler sent a guy at Shulie. This has officially become a series that needs to be on HBO. J-Lash, Drunk Swinging is a great term to describe what Jon's doing. Ha ha ha. Oliver Sutton, with an interesting take, is ironic slavering Jon drinks silver bullets because he's morphine into a werewolf in front of our eyes. Prestige notes, it's fascinating that he's so terrible at life, everything he does ends

in embarrassment. From stand-up to all accounts to intimidation to lawsuits, even air quotes, he's pathetic at every single thing he dabbles in. Over at Facebook, Travis Brown writes, Hello, I'm co-host of BookerDop. Was listening to the roast of the podcast and was dying laughing. Love listening to a podcast from your perspective and learning how to make it better. Nice. Mike Copeland taking jokes like a comedian and an adult, well fucking done. Eric Plantay, Carl is the main guy. His full name is Clubfoot Carl.

He does the jacked up teeth show as well. And the subreddit as a whole plays us out by reminding Carl and producer Chris how much they enjoyed the Detroit live show audio? that soon. Did you hear your new Vic song that I played last week? I don't think I did, no. I stopped with the review since 12. You know that song? I do. It's from the fucking Frailion Parents. Okay. Good. I was going to say, there's a song about me that said, what did that song? I do. It's from the fucking Pharrellion parents. Okay. Good. I was gonna say if there's a song about me that said

I would that's how I would know it. Yeah. So, so for you to do that one. Cool. Do you have any new reviews to read for us? There's no new reviews. So I pulled up comments from your Patreon. Oh, that sounds great.

Yeah. Wait, you actually gave her a Patreon. I do. I support the show and my own fucking little cow pictures. I'm impressed. Could you use some more more cow pics? Okay, no. If I'm not showing up to fucking New York, then I will be showing my tits as per fucking Vinnie showed his tits. Oh, all right. Wow. Okay, I hope you can't make it. Yeah, I know. I was gonna say that.

I really guess too. I still wanted to come to New York. Can it be both? I don't know how to feel. That's awesome. All right, back. I'm glad to hear that. Oh, of course.

People don't stick around for this part of the show or missing out. Andy. Andy, people who don't pay for it on who are these podcasts on Patreon. Patreon.com. So I sure these podcasts are very good. Vic earning your paycheck today. Wow. Something like that. But this first comment was by El Horiblay. He says, can I have your

address? So I know where to send the lawsuit for using my clips. Kevin, love you, Miss. Yeah. Yeah, it's playing other people shows last, last time. I think I gave them all proper credit. I hope evidently not. Maybe not. Finkelstein shit kid said, he said, uh, John's yellow issue in the liver spots on his forehead is foreshadowing the cirrhosis. He's likely experiencing.

John, if you're listening, it's time to get off your core's light regimen and stop with the diet that consists of groceries procured from the 7-11 corner market. A 57 year old man shouldn't look like a 77 year old woman. That's your body showing you that it's not going to last much longer if you keep that shit up. It's not foreshadowing if it's currently happening. But yes, I agree with all of us everything that person said. Um, and then K for just said Robo Hannah. Oh gosh. Fucking Hannah last time. Oh, she felt bad. I know.

She felt bad. She thought she was off the show after her. Is that a talker? I had to talk her off the ledge. I'm like, no, it's fine. There's a better ledge over here. Let me just push you. I look like you might not.

Yeah. And then finally, Dr. Steve said, Hannah is quite delightful. And then Deluxe said, fucking pervert. Dr. Steve said Hannah is quite delightful. And then Deluxe said fucking pervert. Dr. Steve is a super creeper. Weinstein vibes, this guy puts out things. I mean, shit. Dr. Steve is the most pussy whipped person I know.

Or he's one of these guys who blames everything on his wife. I know guys like that too. Like they don't want to do something. They're like, I'd love to do that. But you know, my wife would be passed. You get a cup of Detroit and you're, he's from Detroit. He's like, I love that guy. He loves New York.

He wants to hang out with anyone. Oh, you know, my wife. There's a wine tasting. If I want to put my flow as in my life, that's wonderful. House play is wonderful. For our own digestive system sound for him. That's great. That's a true. House play is wonderful. For our own digestive system soundboard. That's a great, that's a good idea.

Yeah. Oh my gosh, speaking of which, somebody sent me in a whole bunch of drops. 35,000. EYES! How many hands are you doing? A Southern Chad criminal criminal. Damn famous famous I'm Stuttering John that's really good is that tab I'm just trying to be nice guy and you're

accusing me I think that's the actual Stuttering John jobs to Bob welcome back to the show did you go off and have a good time? No, I was just going to do it accidentally. I'm going to fart in the catcher's face. That's enough of that. That's enough fun. Not a lot of voice smells today. So let's crank through it, shall we? Mr. Hamburger, this is Appeals Court Judge Curtis. I'm sure you've heard the news.

Anyway, I just want to thank you once again for your very generous donation. All right, so maybe I was giving some money to the judge who ruled against John. Maybe a little bit, but it's just because I like the work that he does that I appreciate. I want him to keep, keep adding. Another ride with that. Here's a guy who came to both of our shows in Detroit, WTP and the isotopes. Hey, hey, Ann Burger. Is there from Michigan one to say if you had to buy up all the Detroit

Joe tickets to impress that John, I mean, I get that, but did you really have to pass them all out to the Drew and Mike fans and make it standing room only with a little inconvenient person at WACP fans? Also, just one to tell you, went to the isotope show fantastic, but your announcer's funny jokes

made the other band's bass player uncomfortable because he told shit jokes. I heard him talking shit when I was sitting in the back with my wife complaining, so I'm going to give you a little upcy on that, but in all reality, thank you for the great show, and Detroit can't wait to see you again, call me back. Go fuck yourself. We were pissing some people off with our nice and tough announcements. Until they figured out what was going on because we were just crushing Detroit. And there was like a woman in the front.

I was like, where are you from? I'm like from Rochester. It's, you know, but the announcer's making the joke. Yeah, I have nothing to do with that. I just write them, record them, edit them, put them in front of you. What did I ever do? I did.

I took a while for people to understand what we were doing now. They're just like, these people are beat assos. I was like, we like this one. This is where we live, so dad. Yeah. Oh my gosh. At first time ever, we got a call from Chip Moendez.

They call it Chip Moendez. Hey, call it Chip Melendez. Got another lot through coming down the pipe. It's something. Went for a two piece or three pieces. Double time. Coming back cold. Okay, he didn't chip, but I said, thank you for your call. Paco is talking about coming to our New York City show. Cool.

How amazing would that be if we fucking dare in? I dare Paco. We got Paco and Pacface holy shit We need Michael Pope pocket. Yeah Paco turns out I was sick did I'm still sick man Anyways, I was all set to go to the live show in New York, but then Truly invited me to skate festival Sorry bro later but then uh... Chuly invited me to skate fetch so I guess I'm gonna be in Vegas now. Lisa, I'm sorry dude.

Sorry bro. Later. Later man, later dude. Fucking Chuly doing skate fast. Well we're in New York. Good luck with your Mexican aids. What are you? I know he's too sick to do a shout out, holy shit. Seriously, not good.

All right, that's not good. Speaking of that, get from San Diego hey call it into the show hey Carl Gary from San Diego I listen very closely to the October 6th show with John and Michael Paul pop during the show Michael Paul pop revealed but I think everybody was thinking all along, that he was doing that right of privacy suit against serious for John for pro bono, meaning he was doing it for free. So John wasn't paying any money to Michael Paul Pauk. And I assume that every time John threatens

to sue somebody for defamation, either you, Anthony Cumia or Shuly and threatens an attorney, he's trying to find another pro bono attorney. Can't this guy pay for anything? No. Anyway, out for now. Apparently he's giving all of his money to the bartender

at the pub and tips. What pub? I don't know. Someone asked me, where does John hang out? I think he's like, we're not as welcome everywhere. Yeah. Not sure where he goes anymore. I've considered like just making a call to pickwick

and just make, can I talk to a bartender there to get the lowdown and what it's like dealing with the fight? Dude, I wanted so badly when I was out there. I was so close to there, Pickwick Bob. I wanted so badly to go there, not to talk to John or confront John, but just to get like the take of the regulars there,

the staff, just to see what the lay of the land. Yeah, I just got to see what the, I might go to the stings of the stadium. Yeah, you said right to see what the I might do. I might go to the state of the state. Yeah, you said right here by the chance. Yeah, what gave it away.

Yeah, all these high table chairs are red except this one is brown. So you sat here, right? I might have to go to Gebhard's when we were in New York City. I really might.

Oh, yeah, I went to Gebhard's when I was in New York a couple of years ago. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, I was supposed to meet Mike Sappho was supposed to meet me and he stood me up Fucking guy You got big time big time at Mike Sappho. It's funny because I'm we're going to New York. I was your next week

I'm and he was messaging me about hanging out. I'm like dude. We talking about that. I'm not fall for that one again He's a good guy. I like my falling for that one again. Pull me one. Yeah, right, exactly. He's a good guy. I like my, you sat there crying in your beard. I like my, I was there at my brother-in-law and his wife and his friends. I know, I'm sorry. You had to hang out with your family. It was fine.

I had a good time. By the way, I want to mention that when Gary from San Diego calls and he never hangs up afterwards, so it always goes the full three minutes. Yeah, you see the way to go in. Not a fuck. So I just goes the full three minutes. Yeah. I see. I'm going. So I just want to play. I just listened through to see what he's up to. And I don't know if he plants us on purpose or if this is a mistake.

Because he's very mysterious to me. This is Gary from San Diego. But listen closely to what he's got going on here. And the start. From Amazon. 40 times. Move it up. Amazon. By Series X channel MSNBC. So I love you heard that, but he's telling Amazon. He first said, resuming for these podcasts, it was $3.49 and then he goes, stop that.

Put on a serious exam. I'm at SunBC. It's weird, right? Yeah, I think he's trolling me. Maybe. I just don't see why everyone's trolling me. It's pretty good to sub. Judy, tell Amazon, I said.

Yeah, his wife's name is actually Alexa. Alexa, please get me a beer. But put it cause a root. Here's Victoria's theme song. Oh, there's no theme song for you, Beck. I love Victoria's secret and call you when it be lead. She's the one I trust, look at Virginia, who's to a military with that. To that so so rude and a party confident that that's a I don't be torrent secret.

She's the part of this with a proof. That's not a secret, but yeah, can't argue with any of that. I would say if you're gonna write a song, maybe not the voicemail line, they're gonna have to best way to get that over to me. Problem with better ways. It was a demo. Email on MP3, would probably be better than that. I'll just get a burrito and you can suck my asshole.

I'll just get a burrito and you can suck my asshole. I'll just get a burrito and you can suck my asshole I'll just get a burrito and you can suck my asshole I'll just get a burrito and you can suck my asshole I hope that's stuck in your head forever your cut it's got you there it It's pretty good, Sog. I can see that catch again. All right, one more. I like how one of Carls complains about that podcast on Thursday. I believe Wednesday was the guy didn't even dress up for the show. So I'm like, oh, check out the live stream.

Maybe Carls wearing a suit today. Maybe he's got a vest on Carl's wearing a suit today. Maybe he's got a vest on or tie or a button down. We're even a henley. And I don't know, it's just a graphic tee. Oh, Carl, you look like shit. And you got another red banner. If you're going to be calling people out for now,

they do it. You'll talk to yourself. He's wearing sweatpants. All right. I wear real adult pants. What I do, my show. This guy's wearing sweatpants out of video show. I just, I thought that was weird.

I don't know. You're acting like the Buffalo Bill shirt is any better than sweatpants. It's way better than sweatpants. Three and one. Oh, two and one. Ready to be four and one tomorrow, Vic. Vic, shut up.

You dropped the fucking ball today. Look at what we'll come on. Yeah. You and Hannah are disappointing people. I have to say, I know it's a problem. It's gonna be cold. I know it's not my kids. That's true.

That's true. That's true. All right. You've always forgiven. Vic, thank you so much for coming on. Guys, let's keep the reviews coming because we need reviews to read. So if you haven't reviewed the show,

please do five stars, shittle over in the comments section. October 15th, we're gonna be in New York City, whtpnyc.com, was where you can get more information about that as well as purchase tickets. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be a fun time.

I'm not gonna fuck up the audio this time. Yeah. Oh, I'm gonna. Yeah, I'm gonna. Yeah. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it right. I'll probably stream it again. So people want to watch it if they're on our Patreon and supercast. I'll probably stream it. I got to put up a call. Somebody make the air Jordan silhouette. Only it's

stuttering John holding a can of course. Yeah. And we don't got this shit Alright with that I want to say okay folks Guess what the episodes oh That was a great episode that was really great. I got it go goodbye Goodbye Great episode. That was really great.

I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye.