Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep351 - Howard Stern Leaves His House

Episode Date: October 13, 2022

No one enjoyed the pandemic more than Howard Stern. He owns two very large houses and he got to spend a lot of time in them. Actually, every minute of every day. Well, 18 months later than the rest of the world, that has changed. Howard finally left his house and went out to a restaurant. By the time you read this he might already be dead. Cros joins the show to discuss agoraphobia and imprisoning your spouse. Then we get an update on Stuttering John and Tony Michaels; they're doing well. Finally, Cros gets us caught up on how Patty C Cups celebrated International Podcast Day. Yea, that's a real thing. Come see us in NYC on 10/15: http://watpnyc.com Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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not discussed it with each other beforehand. Well, except for we've spent decades discussing with each other beforehand, but not this specific episode or episode through this week on the Howard Stern show because breaking news everybody, Howard Stern left the house. He left the mansion and ventured out to Brooklyn, downtown Brooklyn, to hang out with a list celebrities at a rooftop restaurant and get some food. And man was that a chore. And I'm talking about for his wife, Beth, who he tortures. Yes. I can't eat him, man.

He's been held prisoner for over two years. Now listen, is it the worst prison in the world? No, it's 12 full baths. That's pretty nice. She's got all her cats and kittens in there. She likes that kind of stuff. But to be stuck in one place and not be allowed to go out because if you do go out,

then you get the riot act. Rad you. Oh God. And then you gotta test and quarantine. If you do come back in the house, it's we're going out because how we're still taking COVID, the way that we took COVID in March of 2020, like nothing has changed in his mind at all. In fact, it starts off this episode,

JD Harmire has COVID and Howard, of course, has to explain that it's freaking everybody out. Yeah. You know, because Howard doesn't go into the studio anymore. He doesn't go into the building, but the other guys do. So I was sort of taking an under account with the night side to take a test and, uh, and yeah, the guy COVID said I got COVID. Do you have any idea how you got it?

You been going into work. I know the staff is free, because JD worked on Thursday. He was in the office. He sure was. And look, I was feeling fine then. I'm not sure if I got it for more, I've really only been to work. I was at a lows on Friday, getting something I wasn't around people. I had a guy.

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You went, oh, you went to work? Yeah, everyone goes to work. Howard, everyone does. Well, in this idea of where'd you get it? Like, you know, you said, oh, where'd you get that called from? I don't, I live. I was at the store. I went to work.

You know what I mean? Who knows? It's fucking a breed there. That's how you get to. That's right. Pick up viruses. Yeah, I know like I guarantee There are most people in an office have had COVID or and probably multiple times and in New York City I bet everyone's at COVID multiple times. Yeah, and that's most offices you've been to and that's you know

We're all kind of living with it now. Well most of us Yeah, right. Yeah, Howard cannot stand it. And I'm going to get into I really wanted to dissect his night out on the town. Yeah. And all the torturies putting his lovely wife through. But before that, I just found this to be a little bit amusing because Howard has to explain to us that he doesn't mow his lawn. I guess he's been having lawn problems. Yeah. And it's a state recently. How was you lawn by the way you got a nice lawn? It's all right. It's okay. It's not that you know, I don't mow the lawn. I didn't think for a second how it was out mowing his lawn.

Thanks for telling us that though. I was pretty sure. Yeah, they get into this story and then they take a huge break to talk lawns with JD, the guy who knows nothing about lawns and can't talk. Yeah, and JD even says he goes, it's fine, I don't know, it's not great. How we're just wanting to talk about his lawn. And now remember, Howard lives in the Hamptons. This is an area where if you don't have

tens of millions of dollars, they don't even let you in of dollars, they don't want you in. They don't want you around there. You know? Well, yeah, I pulled number 13 because this is work for word of conversation I've had with at least two of my uncles. I just see my neighbor. My neighbor's got a team of dudes in there every day. I said to my wife, this guy must have some fucking bill. But boy, it is his long nice. Every blade or grass is green and you should see manicuring.

Every is a team of guys, you can't even tell what country they're from. And there's a team of guys in there and they are experts, you should see them. Man, if I ever get to that point in my life where I'm like drooling over my neighbor's lawn care, just, just I'm dead. Just I'm dead man. I got no fucking reason

Well, I find this to be Interesting only because at this point where Howard lives. Yeah, it is a giant home and All the houses around him are also beachfront property very expensive homes And he's still concerned about who has more wealth Everybody's got a better law on them. I know I'm paying more than anybody. I mean, why is my law on look like such shit? So then the sprinkler guy told me he took responsibility, said, listen, I got to be more

on this because you sprinklers, you're not watering enough, blah, blah, blah, blah. So whatever you got to do, I said, I gotta have a nice lawn. My, this neighbor over here, I think I'm worth more than him and he's got a better lawn than me. You know what I mean? I don't know for sure. Like guys, you know, guys are heavy hitter, but.

Yeah, you're all winners. Yeah. You guys are all winning right now. I think I'm worth more than he is, Rob. And okay, how many billions is he worth? Who cares? The difference. And if there was ever proof of you can't buy happiness,

it's that whole conversation. Yes. I have more money than God. I have more money than I could ever spend in my whole life and my kids. And still, I might not have as much of this guy because he's a better lawn and fuck up. Is he like comparing cars?

Is he like, oh, I'm gonna get rims on that car. Why doesn't my car look that nice? Oh, fuck, man, it's just, it's an ugly way to live. Just an ugly way to live. Is your security also your limo driver? No Howard, we have separate people for that. Jesus, I'm not doing anything right. He's broke.

All right, so this is the last thing about the law that I just wanted to point out because Beth's brother, Howard's brother in law, is an ex football player, he's a jack, he's quite masculine compared to a guy like Howard Stern And so Howard is always trying to show off at the front of him even down to talking to the lawn guys at his house And my brother-in-law is over and I was like in front of him I went out and started talking to the guys about lawn. So if he goes man, I go

I saw you staring at me. You think I'm pretty fucking masculine, don't you? Me talking about my lawn. He goes, yeah, I didn't know you were that involved. I go, it's getting to me. I don't understand why my neighbor's lawn all looks so good. And mine looks like such shit. Hey, I noticed you were watching me talk to the lawn team over there. It's pretty cool. Isn't it? Oh, how are you? Yikes. You're probably not doesn't think that's masculine. All right, he used to play football. It's not in press with that. He thinks you're a fucking weirdo like everyone else.

They watched you seal yourself hermetically into this mansion for two years. They think you're a fucking freak. Correct. And so then we get into the COVID talk, going out, how scared he is of it. And it's interesting because we're at the beginning of this. He lets something out that proves that this is all in his head. Oh, yeah. This whole thing, and he knows it, which is like, okay,

we'll then get over it. You've been in therapy for 48 years. Why can't you get over this? I'll tell you what, JD, you know what I'm afraid of? It's not getting COVID. It's the long term COVID. You know what happened? First of all, they say, you, you know what I'm afraid of? It's not getting COVID. It's the long term COVID, you know, at first of all, they're saying,

you don't know what'll happen. They first of all, they're saying people with mental issues and I have mental issues. So basically, he gets sidetracked there, but basically what he's saying is that hypokondriacs just convince themselves they have long-term COVID. Like we don't even know what long-term COVID is if long COVID even exists.

People claim to have symptoms that go on for months and years, but it could just be people who like Howard who just convince themselves that they're not well. Yes. It seems like that's a lot of the times as he used to be the case. Well, and I remember, you know, you and I are both Howard listeners going back years and years and years. He's always been a germ foe. He's always been afraid of everything and shit.

But he would sit next to Jackie, the joke man, who would do the most disgusting shit and never get sick. You know what I mean? Like that's kind of how immune systems work. And I used to be a germ foe myself. We have a watch out, there's a camera right there. I used to be a germ foe myself.

And I had to convince myself to get over for the exact reason that you're talking about. Your immune system needs practice. Oh yeah, exactly. It's actually good for you to come in contact with bacteria and germs, and this whole idea that, I mean, I'm convinced that when Howard goes out

and does catch COVID, he might die just because his immune system is sharp. And that's the boy in the bubble. He's been soaking himself in hand sanitizer for decades and it turns out That's it's actually like kind of bad for you. I got I got a kid when he was little he would fucking lick playground equipment Like and he never got sick. You know why cuz he fucking lick playground equipment Dude his immune system was fucking That's not a dude's curling gag or is this a real addict out there?

No, he was he was swimming in sewage, but my kids were, well my one was literally licking them. No, no, no, no. No, I know that slide looks amazing, but let's not. Well, I think Adam Crowe talks about this, whenever they take samples, they always find out that there's more fecal matter like on your coffee mug

than there is on the toilet seat. It's like this weird thing, you're like, how is that possible? I'm shitting on the toilet seat. I's like this weird thing, you're like, how is that possible? I'm shitting on the toilet seat. I'm missing a purpose. Cause it's funny gag. And yet there's more fecal matter on my coffee cup. I've heard that, like toothbrushes and stuff.

Yeah, that's always, the fecal matter is everywhere but the toilet for some reason. The toothbrush, the dish smong and the ATF. That's like the most shit ever. But you know, it's true. It is true. So once you figure that out, you're like, okay, so I'm just eating shit all day.

Well, I'm just tuttering John, just eating shit all day. Find whatever cares. I'll get over it then. All right, but no, but Howard, he thinks he's risking his life by getting together with his celebrity friends. So then, of course, Jimmy and Molly, Jimmy was doing the show from Brooklyn. And they go, hey, Friday

night, I just want you to know we're getting together. Nice little show biz crowd, like a couple of people that I know I've got on vacation with, et cetera. And my wife heard this, she goes, you know, I really, I love Molly so much. I want to be with her. I want to blah, blah, blah. I go, you know, Molly's nice and all. I mean, I don't have the same feelings you do, but I mean, she's lovely. And I love being with Jimmy, but I mean, I don't know if I want to risk my life or long term COVID. That's a weird way to think. Risk my life. Yes. Is there any chance you could hit my number one? This is their setting the stage for we need. This is the life saying we need to take steps to leave the house. Right. Yeah. This is going to be a process. You know that. Oh, yeah. She's ready to start the process.

Who in a half years in? Yes. We need to take steps. And I think it's time we ventured out and we got to take we keep talking about we got to take some steps to go out. This is a good idea. Well, I said, I don't understand it. If this is what you want, I'll go sacrifice myself, I guess. After two years of being careful, I will go to this dinner and keep my fingers crossed. I will sacrifice myself. Yeah, can you fucking imagine? You know, honestly, what Howard should be saying is, thank you for staying by my side through all of this.

I know that I'm irrational and I know that this is not normal behavior. I see that everyone else is living their lives and I'm forcing you not to. And Beth was a model. Yeah. She was on Letterman show. She likes to go on red carpets.

She likes to hang out with celebrities. And she has a circle of friends and she has a family that she's close to a bunch You know what I mean? She's close to all her siblings and stuff like she has a social life in an actual human brain that needs connection He got him saying that though. Yeah him saying that he's gonna sacrifice himself There is a strange parallel to Stuttering John Howard would hate to hear yes Yes. The heroic victim. Right. Yeah.

Well, yeah, if there's any chance to get hit by number three, he goes on a long thing about like, I'm in prison, but I like my prison. I like everything about my life right now. Mm-hmm. And she's just like, look, we gotta do it. We gotta start going out. We gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta.

I don't wanna. I'm happy, you know? I'm so happy with me and my wife in the house. I am. My house is nice. I have TV sometimes. I got a nice lawn sometimes. Some time.

I got, you know, whatever it is, I paint, I have activities going to ask. I got a good scene going on in here. And I don't miss people. By the way, how would it always says that he's happy and content. He's trying to justify irrational behavior. Because any other time, he'd be like,

oh, I'm stuck in my house, Robin. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I can't take it. And now it's like, all I want to do is sit at home and do nothing and stare at the wall. It's like, okay. Well, and his whole thing is, I'm happy when I'm here with you and you are doing nothing

but attending to my knees. Yes. That's a pretty fucked up way to think. That's a fucked up way to think, correct. when I'm here with you and you are doing nothing but attending to my knees. That's a pretty fucked up way to think. That's a fucked up way to think, correct. So this is how annoyed Beth is with Howard and his recent antics, not recent for the last two and a half years, 30 months. I was really nervous.

So I told Beth, I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm a nervous wreck. I don't wanna get COVID the first time out. She goes, and she was getting so annoyed with me. Like she was barely talking to me, and I can tell whenever I brought it up, she just hated me. Mmm. And I just felt like the biggest douche for being like afraid of COVID. Yeah.

You are. I mean, think about this. He's suffering from agoraphobia. Yeah. And I think he would admit that. Yeah, you are. I mean, think about this. He's suffering from agoraphobia. Yeah. And I think he would admit that. Oh yeah. And the fact that he's been seeing a psychologist

for all of these decades, and he's still suffering from something like that, the fear of leaving your house, and your wife is putting up with it for this long. At a certain point, she's gonna go, I don't know what else to do Howard. I can't live my life like this. This is crazy.

You're a crazy person. Oh yeah. And you can tell by his language that this is a conversation that's been going, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. For all the weeks since this invitation showed up. You know what I mean? Yeah, and listen to this clip because you could tell that this is passive aggressive. These these conversations are happening. It's not a healthy relationship. Oh, so I'm getting so nervous

And I'm driving Beth crazy. I go honey. I'm so nervous. She goes, okay, we won't go. It's not worthy You're driving me crazy. I go no, no, no, we're going. I'm just trying to tell you. I'm nervous I'm nervous. I'm nervous. Yeah. What is that helping anyone? Yeah I'm nervous, I'm nervous. Yeah, what is that helping anyone? Yeah. So you just want to drive her insane and make her feel bad for wanting to go out with your friends. Yeah.

And hang out for dinner. Yeah, can't you be nervous and not announce it? Yeah, right. Keep it to your fucking self. I know. That's all you've been talking about. Oh, shit. Yeah, she doesn't know him.

Right. Well, she listens to the show too. Like, we know. Howard, all of us know. Like, get over it. Move ahead. Well, and so for this heroic act of walking out his front door and going somewhere else, he then has to reach out to his support system. Correct. He's got a network of people that have to prop him up for the fucking bravery of going to a restaurant. And my number

five, he sets up, he's talking about this friend of his and this is the first phone call on the day of that he's got to leave the house. I haven't forgotten. So with that, Agustek texted me and said, you know, hey, I heard you're going out tonight, you know, good. I'm happy. I said, quite frankly, between you and me and please don't share this with anyone else. I'm a nervous wreck.

I'm free. He says, why don't you call me? All right. That was sweet of the guy. I mean, thank God for this guy. So this guy told says, why don't you call me? All right. That was sweet of the guy. I mean, thank God for this guy. So this guy told him, like, Howard, get out of the house. This is good for you. Go for it.

We're happy you're doing this. And this is also a doctor by the way that he's talking to his buddy. And he has to then have a consultation with him. Yes. And this guy's like, you know, set some boundaries where you're massed to all this stuff. But it's important. Get out of your house. Right.

So Howard hangs up the phone. Then my next clip, number six, he makes his second fucking phone call to his network of people. And here we get this, his psychologist that he sees four times a week online. So okay. I got my marching orders. Then I hung up with him. I still felt nervous.

Yeah, because you haven't done it yet. It feels different, doesn't it? I got my marching orders, then I hung up with him. I still felt nervous. I told my wife. You haven't done it yet. It feels different, doesn't it? Well, then I call my psychiatrist and I start telling him, I'm a nervous fucking wreck. And he goes, he goes, you feel disney, you're just saying the same thing over and over again. Yeah. And this is a guy who's been treating Howard for decades. And he's like, you're not making any fucking sense.

Snap the fuck out of it. Howard, be better off talking to Lucy from Penet's at this point. This has to be the worst psychiatrist ever. If he's still, is this broken? And he's calling the guy, the guy's going, Howard, what do you want to do for me? This is the work here, what job?

It's like, I just was Woody Allen. I know, it's terrible. I don't want to go out either. Well, they're used to be that thing about, you know, the neighborhood mechanic who tightens a few screws but also loosens a few other screws to make sure you be back in the shop for a few weeks. This is a guy who like had some celebrity show up

for a once a week thing and is like, hey, listen, we're gonna work this up the four times a week for the next five decades and then I'm gonna have a fucking yacht. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, man, this shit is awful. That's what they do at your garage, that's not cool. Yeah, that's a good thing we know every time it's gas station.

That's right. But what's interesting about the back and forth, and it goes on for a little bit more with the psychiatrist, is that the psychiatrist says like, you're being irrational, I don't know what to tell you. It's like, isn't that your job to deal with people who are being irrational? Isn't that kind of like the whole point?

Yeah. If you're doing people who were rational, they wouldn't be on your couch. Am I crazy? I'm kind of well, we'll talk about it later. Okay, good. Well, I just see this guy in the golf course. It's the weekend.

He's had a whole week of listening to probably his only fucking patient. Yeah, rambullon about this shit. He's just like, okay, all right, whatever. That's a good point. You're right. It's Saturday afternoon. Yeah, you do.

Yeah, always with the nervousness. So this is now, it sounds like Beth went from having a husband. I think early on, they were a husband and wife. Yeah. And now she lives with her elderly father. Yeah. And it's starting to wear on her. And I was annoyed.

I had a, like I didn't even know what to wear. I haven't been out of the house in so long. I go, what do I have to wear? She goes, well, we're gonna be outdoors where you're sweater, she goes, you're always cold. So where's your bunch of sweaters? I don't wanna hear how cold you are the whole night. Does it sound like you're going out with your dad?

Look, it's gonna be a few hours, okay? So get comfortable pants on. I don't want to hear any fucking thing. She's like, where a bunch of sweaters are there. I'd love to see that. Just sweaters. She's at her wits' end at this point. So like, we're just going to go out to dinner.

We used to do this all the time. You can't even dress yourself now. Now that's a problem. Fuck. Come on. Meet me halfway here. So then, I don't want to fast forward too fast on your crotch, but now he gets to the restaurant and The crazy thing about rooftop restaurants is that the Car service and drop you off on the roof really you have to go inside the building like through a door and shit a door

Which leads to inside This is gonna be bad. And then some of these super famous A-list celebrity types that Howard's friends with, they's meeting there for dinner, are hanging out in the lobby. Whoa. And they want to acknowledge Howard and say hi to him.

Yeah. Some of the people who are going to the dinner came in with us. They're not wearing masks. One of them shakes my hand, one of them hugs me. I'm like, where's your masks everybody? And they're like, looking at me like I'm nuts, like I'm the only one.

Yeah. Right, that's the proper response. What's the point of the vaccines and the boosters? Like you just got this 18th booster and he's all vaccinated. What's the point of the vaccines and the boosters? Like you just got his 18th booster and he's all vaccinated. What's the point of any of that? If you also still have to put a mask on and not touch it, like, what am I missing here, Crush? I know I'm very confused and misguided on everything,

COVID, but what am I missing out of this one? What's going on? Yeah, I got nothing. I got nothing. I pulled that exact same clip from beginning to end because it was so fascinating that he's like, yeah, I got there and there's people and they were doing people things of being human and like, like, this guy literally hasn't seen the inside of a bar or restaurant or nightclub in years, two and a half years. Correct. And it broke his fucking brain. Oh, the craziest part is out of all of this is that all of these people were tested this day for code.

And they told we would test it today, blah, blah, blah. I go, yes, but we went. All right. So now I feel like a douche. I'm the only one wearing a mask. You got to go in an elevator to get up to the roof. Having for pay. So he is vaccinated in quadruple boosted. And all these people he's going out with are also all vaccinated. They've all tested negative this day. And he's still freaking out. This is called irrational fear. This is not healthy at all. I mean, listen, it was interesting to listen to it.

I'm not completely complaining about him. He would have just like, not said anything. That wouldn't have been any fun. But, holy shit Howard, you are so far fucking God, man. It's not all about COVID. It's just about him being around people. Well, this is like the every man. Well, he says that he loves without people and that he is a sociable person. At some point in this, but I'm like, I don't think that's true.

That sounds good. Yeah. Yeah. Him going to dinner and his, this, the tiny little insights into his marriage were the most interesting thing you've done in a decade. Right. They were promised an outdoor table on the roof.

But then when he got there, my number eight, things went horribly wrong and it was in, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, table. Uh, get, get indoor table. I get up there. You're in a crowded room with lots of people. They lead us to the table. The table's indoors. There's no outside. What?

I go, Jimmy, I thought the table's outside. He goes, well, there's a whole open window. There's a window open in the corner. Like what? This is indoors. Bethlehem. Bethlehem. Bethlehem, thank you. Bethlehem explains that it's actually the entire wall is open.

It's not just a window that's open. Like the entire wall is a window that is open. Yeah, I just pictured his friends lying to him like, yes Howard, it's outside. We're gonna be on the fucking rock and roll. There's gonna be a wind tunnel active. It'll be fun. The chopper will drop you off.

Yeah, also he goes, and the service will be wearing masks, right? And Jimmy's like, oh yeah, they wear masks. And then some of the service will be wearing masks. Yeah, yeah, right, exactly. Yeah, no shit. All right, so this is, now we start in on punishing Beth. Yes. Because Beth forced Howard to go out to dinner

and now she needs to be punished for that. But then we drive home and I'm like, you know honey, we didn't do Dr. Aegis's rules. I said if it was me, now my poor wife, now I start working on her. And if it was me, I would have left. I would have turned around and said, listen, I love you, wall.

This is, I don't feel safe here. Goodbye. And she just sits and listens to my neuroses over and over again, because now I'm in a loop. Oh, this poor woman, this poor woman. And by the way, I was never a bathopologist. That was never my role on this show. But now listen to this. I'm like, oh my god, this woman is insane.

Why is she putting up with this? Oh, she I mean she would get so much money to get the fuck out. Oh god. It's not like her lifestyle would change I mean it would be better. Yeah, but it's not like you would go to a Ford all the shoes and cats you want Yeah, you're making some fucking points over there. I'm just saying this insane. This is insane way to live your life with this asshole It's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. And so they're locked up, they're cooped up in this house together. And so then Beth grabs a microphone, my number nine,

and pops up on the goddamn show. I'm all messed up. Here. Oh, oh. Ooh. What are you doing? I'm so mad at you. Oh, look, I cute you.

Why you messed it up? I was only listening to you. And you had, how late were you doing? I'm so mad at you. Oh, look, I cute you. Why you met me? I was only listening to you and you had How late were you out? Where's my hotel? We left the restaurant at 10 o'clock. He had a fabulous time. We did. I didn't say no I'm not putting anyone down. I was a wonderful time, but you know we broke every COVID rule. What's a matter? I don't like these headphones. I'm mad at you. Why? By the way, yeah. Look at this beautiful day.

Now, it sounds like two people having two completely different conversations. That's how they communicate. Right. Like it sounds like I mashed a bunch of clips together, but that's how they talk. Right. So fucking weird. So Beth comes downstairs. She's listening to the show upstairs. Yeah. She comes downstairs into the studio to now join the show and talk to Howard about this.

And she's a little too comfortable on the show because Beth is not a broadcaster. She doesn't know how to be entertaining on the radio. Oh, Robin, I love your glasses. Oh, cool, cool, she loves. I know, I told her. Sexy, sexy librarian, right? She looks amazing.

Yeah, yeah, I need those glasses now. Well, she shall give them to you. Believe me, that'd be a nice gift for her to give you. This is how women talk when they get together. I don't even like that. Yeah, but don't put it on the fucking radio. Oh my God, that's so cute. Where did you get that?

I want that. Don't agam on. Oh, Jesus Christ. You know, if Howard were so whipped, right then there had been like, you're not on the show. Right, I'll bath. Okay, this is my show. You know, if Howard weren't so whipped, right then there had been like, you're not on the show, right, no bath, okay. This is my show. You go back upstairs.

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Thank God. I don't want to get enough with them. I don't have a new friend's old friends family friends. Stop it. I think she's the seer there. Oh yeah, this is, family friends, stop it. I think she's the seer there. Oh yeah, this isn't a bad, this isn't a bad woman. This is not a bit. This is her way of trying to communicate to this guy. And you know, smiling and saying like,

what the fuck you're doing, we're getting invited by Jimmy Kimmel and Jennifer Aniston and John Hamm and all these guys, and you're fucking ruining it. Oh yeah, it's unreal. Yeah, no one wants to hang out with somebody who complains about hanging out with them as soon as they get a picture for it in front of them.

Yeah. By the way, Andy was here last like for you guys like for you. I like that shirt, where'd you get that? That's a cool shirt. I was walking in the story and I guys like, hey, I said to him, so I'm like, yeah. I'm like, oh, right. Yeah, that's a tough.

All right, so then there's more punishment for Beth on Sunday. They went out Saturday night. Yeah. Of course, Howard made it very difficult for Beth all day Saturday to the party. She's like, fine, let's just not go. I don't want to deal with this anymore.

And then they do go, and then they get back in the car and Howard goes, I wouldn't have done that. We shouldn't have done that. We broke all the rules, and then Sunday continues. Do you talk about part two yesterday, what we did? Went to see my mother. Wow, yeah, but then he came home, Robin, and he was convinced that he had COVID.

Now, wait a second. My legs are aching. I'm chilled. I have body aches. I'm freezing. I have a fever. And this is all just to punish Beth Samorse. Look at what you made me do.

And now I'm suffering. And this is a very short clip. It's less than three seconds, but it's extremely telling. You love being married. Me, please. Tell people. I do, but. Yeah, I do, but again, I'm. You love being married. Me, please. Tell people. I do, but. Yeah.

I do, but I get butt gonna come out faster. Oh, shit. Well, yeah, my number 11 gets more into that next day. Like listen to his complaints, which is he just wakes up and he's like, oh, my God, I'm sick. And then listen to how they deal with it. It's fucking wild.

We got the home. We went to sleep early after some bachelor in paradise. I opened my eye and he's already up and he goes, I'm sick. No, no, no, it was a breakfast. I said to Beth, I go, honey, I hated breaking news to you. And I'm being serious. I'm ill. Ten hours after our fabulous dinner. It doesn't even show up that quickly. Well, that's why you're going to test me again today. But I tested him twice yesterday. Oh, well, I'm sure negative right here, negative, negative. Well, wait a second. I said to

Beth Lushen, I don't need to tell you this, but I am feeling really sick. I have a cough. I have my legs ache and I think I have a fever. You know what would be funny if I were just got AIDS. would it be fucking great or monkey packs or something? Like, he's so worried about COVID or just something else that's canceled. It'd be the first time he's like, you know, I actually feel pretty good.

Yeah, I don't think I'm sick. Ha ha ha. He gets he bow on his bleed from his eyeballs like, but I didn't get COVID Robin. What a fucker has taken two COVID tests a day. Yes, it seems excessive to me. And they're all coming up negative, and he's still like, oh my God, I got COVID. I'm so sick, my leg hurts, because everybody's a date. Yes, it seems excessive to me. And they're all coming up negative,

and he's still like, oh my God, I got COVID, I'm so sick, my leg hurts, because everybody's got that. Okay. A strange type of a hyperchondriac who doesn't have symptoms is like, well, I should have some symptoms. Right.

So now Beth has decided, this is the moment, she's gonna go back to living her life. Yeah. She's gotten Howard out of the house, they did it, everyone survived. So now she's gonna explain that, hey, I got shit to do, I gotta live my life. And of course, Howard's gonna make this very difficult for her. Makes me sad that I'm not enough for you. You are, but we can't not open our lives up again.

I know, I know, I know, I know, I'm married, I get it. You know what I'm doing this week? I don't know if you know this. Oh, I do know. I'm taping a segment for the Rachel Ray show. Great. A pet adoption segment. Nice knowing you, nice knowing you, Robin. Oh boy, what, what?

You heard me. I mean, still, I come home in a mask and isolate for five days from you. I don't know, what are you gonna want from me after I do that? He's gonna make her miserable. Oh God. This is not gonna stop anytime soon.

Oh no. Beth, I tell you what, what is it Rachel Ray she's going on? Yeah. All right, as soon as you get done with that, run as fast as you can towards the West Coast. Just start running and never slow down. Just force Gumpit all the way to the West Coast and never look back because nothing's gonna get better

for you. This is gonna suck. Oh God. Because yeah, he can't be near her because she's been exposed to outside air. But he obviously can't take a breath in his own presence. You don't even mean without her there. It's bad. It's gonna be rough.

Right. So he has to make her feel terrible, but also has to let her be around to attend it as every need. Yeah. Even though he's got a staff of people. Oh, God, to do that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This was my last clip out of their marriages. The tiny's been overlapped, but my number 12, and I just called this one, that's cope and howards dependence because this just lays it all out there. And it's fucking frightening. I just want to be with you. You're enough for me. Yeah. You need me also. And I love you. And I was when I just want to be with you. You're enough for me. Yeah, you need it. You need it.

And I love you. And I was when I was talking to you this morning, but our anniversary, I said, I love you. And most people there. Makes me sad that you spend so much time together in a world like this. Probably wouldn't be the way that we are. We're so happy and so into each other.

And get so happy when we see each other in the morning. And you come down the stairs and, we love each other. But I forgot my point. The point is. The point is. Makes me sad that I'm not enough for you. I got to think that what might happen here, I'm just going to throw this out here as a potential scenario.

Beth figures out which of the bedrooms Howard sleeps in at night and just snuffs him out. Right? Because it's just like, I can't fucking take it anymore. She's just fucking opening up every't fucking take it anymore. Yeah. She's just fucking opening up every door of that mansion looking for her. We're the fucking this guy. I look out because I don't wanna see you in the morning.

Do they see my separate wings of this fucking place? I imagine they do. Yeah. Honey, is that you? Oh, God. And we love each other so much. Things are going so great. I just, we've all seen those posts on social media.

And it's always the month before that couple, you know, gets divorced. It's every single time. Who are you trying to convince? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. We spend every minute of every day together. It's just not enough. Yeah.

Whoa. That's not a good sign. That's, that's manic behavior. All right. So I want to fast forward a little bit to Tuesday morning when Howard starts to show off and Of course they're talking to Tarani and Tarani about his tweets because Ronnie's tweeting and of course they want to talk about tweeting with Ronnie And it turns into they have this guy apples calling or Apple and it turns into the man cow show if you guys remember

We review the man cow show. If you guys remember, we review the man cow show. Yeah. Six years ago. And it's just people screaming over each other. They'll just talk it over to the whole fucking guy. I tried listening to the rest of that Monday show. They could get talking about what I watched on TV last night for like 45 minutes.

And it's fucking awful. It's insufferable. And then they get Jan Wetterin, who published Rolling Stone. He founded Rolling Stone magazine. And the interview was how we're just reciting these paragraphs of things he knew about Rolling Stone.

And then the other guy would chime in, oh yeah, that was pretty cool. I got to meet Jimmy Hendrix one time. Anyway, let me finish what I was saying. And it was like, it was terrible. That's how Centering John interviews people were telling them stuff about him. Oh, you know what?

Guess what? I went to school for NYU and I studied to be a director, like, okay. Yeah. And I mean, these like questions that weren't questions were, they were over a minute long. Like I, it was completely unclippable. It was unlistenable, dude. It was fucking awful. So yeah, I got none for you there. But yeah, that they bring in the next day. They bring in Ronnie to get back to that fucking magic that is Ronnie on the radio. Also, I just want to point out because it's okay to talk about what you watched on television, because they used to do this.

I don't be an Anthony. I hear the Drew and Mike show do this. But what they do is they actually have clips. So if it's something like on the Bachelor, that's outrageous or hilarious or vocal fry or whatever it is, they'll talk about it and they'll play a clip and they'll bring you in on it. They used to watch intervention and hoarders all the time.

And open Anthony, we come in and they have clips from intervention. Like, that was fun. That made you like a part of it. That could be a 45 minute segment. Yeah, if you do it right. If you bring me in as an audience, remember sure. But if you just want to talk about individual people on a reality show, the test ends in jiffa,

I have no fun clue what's going on. I mean, no clue what's going on. Nordic hair. Yeah, it's, it's, I'm completely locked out. I don't know what the fuck's going on. All right, man, Calcio. Yeah, today looks good. I mean, aside from the picture of apples and Rachel, but otherwise, I've seen some days

where the ladies look very dehydrated and old. Apple, brother, you might be a genius, but you're talking right over Chris. I can't hear you. Chill out, man. I'm talking to one. I'm going to get young, you know, get involved here. Fucking war on. Trying to have a conversation.

I like how Ronnie's going. Yes, I'm talking over people. I'm the people. I'm gonna rock you. He's fucking worn. Trying to have a conversation. I like how Ronnie's going, yes, I'm talking over people. I'm talking to people. I'm talking to you. You fucking idiot. You moron. So these are all people in different locations. And it sounds it.

Yes, this show has been disjointed since the pandemic. Because they're not in the same room together. And that used to be part of the magic of the Howard Stern show. Is all these people in the same room together, understanding whose turn it was to talk and how that all worked. The dynamic there is certainly gone. But thankfully, they're still lecturing Ronnie about how much he tweets. And Robin is the worst at this. When Robin tries to get down the edge, like, yeah, Ronnie, what are you doing? It's like, Robin, what

do you mean? How many times has Ronnie tweeted already this morning, do you have a, do you have a 20, 20? Yeah, I counted 20 as of this in about 20 minutes. That's a two a minute. To do two say some fire. Like I said, it is, but you know, you should at least read the captions because even the, the apples picture, there was like little apples emojis to give you a hint that that was apples and you just blow past that man. I don't give a fuck. If it takes a minute to retreat, tweet, Ronnie, what are you doing?

It doesn't take a minute. Well, I mean, you just just hit hit hit hit hit hit, or do you ever stop to, oh, I look at them real quick. What is Robin getting at? Takes a minute to retweet. to, oh, I look at him real quick. What is Robin getting at? Takes a minute to retweet. What is she talking about? It's fascinating shit.

So then, because they're talking about Twitter so much, Grandpa Howard says, wait, isn't there like TikTok too? So now Grandpa Howard needs how social media networks work, explain to him. Well, let me ask you something. Why is Twitter, it seems to me in the world of social media and I'm out of this, that Twitter is the least favorite, then you got Instagram and now TikTok is the thing. Yeah, of course, picture here.

TikTok is, TikTok is the question. Yeah. You're is take that question. Yeah. You're right, Howard. You're right. And you know, Ronnie is older. So I think Twitter for him is like the hot thing, but it's not anymore. It's TikTok. It's Instagram.

Why is TikTok so great? Like what is that to me, Instagram and Twitter seem to be the same thing. And then TikTok, I'm from what I understand. It's the same thing. What is the difference? I mean, if we have to explain this to, can we take this offline and do this hour? And we're gonna explain to you the trick TikTok

and Instagram and Twitter right now, are you kidding me? Kind of question is that. Also, when older guys go on TikTok, Opie, it's not cool. It's an upgrade, Roddy's on TikTok. He's making the right decision there. That's not the angle that I would goof out Roddy for.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don't you dance on TikTok, Roddy? the right decision there. That's not the angle that I would goof out a Roddy for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don't you dance it on TikTok, Roddy? He could be a star over there. That would not be good. That's all I had, what else you got? Yeah, here's my last one, my number 17. I picked this because it's got everybody talking over each other.

And it demonstrates the sparkling personality that is the reason they bring Ronnie on all the time. Even though he's retired, he doesn't actually work with Howard anymore, but for some reason he's got a direct link to the studio from Las Vegas. They're trying to determine who is Ronnie's best friend because, again, me as an audience member, I care a lot about that. This guy is in his 70s. Yeah.

And they want to know who his BFF is. Yeah. I was donate. Hey, Ron, who is your best friend now? If you had to choose a best man for your wedding. My son Apple. All right. It's on a side.

I'm talking about friends. Is it the race car guy? Is it the helicopter guy? Who's like your guy now? Who's your go to? I got a lot of guys. Yeah. Who's your number one? I got a lot of guys. Yeah, who's your number one? I got a lot of guys. I'm sorry. I'm pretty.

I'm sorry. I'm pretty. Somebody has to be more, you know, like you love more than some of the others. I'm going to spoke the hard and fucking 10 years. That's why he's my best friend. No, who is it? Is it? Is it court? No, they're all very equal friends. Okay. Dude does three days a week. And this is the best they can come up with. Who's Ronnie's best friend interrogating an old dude that no one cares about, about his friends that no one cares about? Also, at what point does Howard say,

I was wrong. Howard gave Ronnie shit for two years, Ronnie decided, you know, I'm gonna retire, I'm getting a house in Vegas, I'm gonna live out in Vegas and house. Yo, you're gonna hate it, you'll never do that. That's gonna suck. You're gonna retire, why do you get to retire? That's gonna be so stupid.

And now Ronnie's out there. He's obviously enjoying himself quite a bit. Yeah. Hanging out with all his buddies, going out and watching football and shit. At one point, just how we go, you know what? Maybe I'm full of shit.

I don't know how to live life and I should stop goofing out everybody for the way they live their lives because I'm an idiot. That'd be a great day if that ever comes. But I don't think it's coming. You don't think that's gonna happen? All right. Well speaking of idiots. Hey!

Oh! Woo! Gaki, yeah. I got a lot on, Stuttering John. There's just so much going on right now. Starting with, I played on the last episode, a voicemail that we... That was too Brent Hattley from Stuttering John.

That was great. And John said, I heard you're trying to get a hold of me. I'm not gonna give you my number, but you can just DM me on Twitter. Yeah. Whatever you say, I do. And by the on Twitter, whatever he said, do him. And by the way, I want to kick you, he's asked. And Brent reached out to me directly and said, that was not me.

He said, there's someone impersonating me that fooled John into calling that person. Oh no, shh. And I went, oh, okay, okay, fooled me, man. Well, actually, at first he just said, it was fake. And I'm like, that sounds like John. There's no way that's fake. And he's like, well, no, I think what happened

was someone impersonating me, but I go, okay, well, I'll set the record straight. Well, then since that happened, I've gotten more information from my insider, this doesn't actually was Brent Hadley and Brent's trying to pretend he wasn't trying to get a hold of Stuttering John. He did reach out to Tommy from MSCS to get John's information or to get John to reach out to him

And now he's trying to be good because now Brent was recently on Uncle Rico show and he's part of that whole game So now he's trying to pretend that he wasn't doing it So I don't know what to believe this is getting scandalous. This is layers upon layer. Yeah, it's pretty interesting So we'll keep an eye on that for you. Whoa. What is going on? And I also want to play this fun little parody song that came in. This is Ben from Boston, Center's wanted. That you're okay Cause I heard it on compound No one likes you in your jokes on funny And you're selling your property With the coistings on the carpet

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Ha, face criminal. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, here on it, he's like, I said, I didn't want to use this yet, but no, that one has done that one yet, so that's pretty good. All right, let's get on the Stuttering John show from yesterday, Tuesday. You know, he does his Tuesdays, his Thursdays, his Saturdays. This is from Tuesday, and what I love about John is how smoothie is starting the show.

Yeah. Anybody who watches the show if you're a Patreon member or super cast and you're able to watch us do the show live, you'll notice that I come on the show before we start the show, make sure that my camera's centered, make sure we're gonna hear everything, just a couple quick spot checks. Yeah.

To make sure that we're running smoothly before we start the show. And this is the exact reason why why so I don't do this Yeah, baby Welcome to the world famous Stuttering John podcast with your favorite host the world famous Stuttering John Melendez How are you? camera lens We get this

Way there we go Everyone having a good day did you enjoy the weekend? Why did All right, I had a positive real quick so he starts off his green screens not setteredtered, his microphone's not on there correctly, he's got to wipe the stupid lens again. But his bare fucking gross finger. His gross finger. Jesus Christ. It just, it, it's looks so bad, John.

Everything you're trying to pull off, you ruined with all of that. It just ruins the whole thing. It's like, now we know that you're in a shitty house, a shitty apartment in an empty room with a shitty green screen behind you. So then he goes, oh my gosh, I hope you had a good weekend. I know that I did.

And he gets really excited. And now, when we came on into Detroit, I think we were like, wow, what a weekend. We did a sold out show at the Magic Bag and the ice toast performed the next night. I went to the baseball game the next day. A lot of us had a lot of fun things going on. There's a lot to talk about.

This is what makes a great weekend for Southern John. How are you? Everyone having a good day? Did you enjoy the weekend? Oh, I did. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, the giants beat the Packers. What a loser. His big weekend was his football team won. Yeah, wow. What are we can jade?

Garry D. He was drunk in a sleep by half time. He didn't even watch the whole game Oh, I think you're right even though that game started well He might have been drunk with a kickoff because that was the one didn't do it. Maybe Germany. I don't know I'm 30 a.m. He was 9.30 a.30 AM Eastern time, which means it was 6.30. Oh, Eastern means. Yeah. It's at 6.30 AM for us. So he might have just pulled it all night or.

Oh, yeah. He hadn't seen that side of the sunrise in a long time. Yeah. So, or maybe just read about it. I doubt he knows how to set a DVR at this point, or even has anything like that. All right, so now let's get into John Bragging about dating a girl.

I know. He doesn't do this very often, because it doesn't happen very often. But this is funny, though, he reacts. Wow, I'll be on my third date with the same woman. Wow, the third date with the same woman. Not of all time, guys. My's the same woman. That's the same woman. That's the same woman. Not of all time guys.

My seventh date all time. Yeah. The same woman. The same woman. Could she be the one who knows who knows. I know the girl. I know the bartenders of the public. John, what the heck that girls wait?

That girls gorgeous too. Yeah, you're disgusting, that's what they're saying. Yeah. What they're saying is not that I'm trying to compliment your date, they're saying you're a gross slob that we can't stand. And I can't believe you got a girl to go out with you twice. And if a third time it happens, I'm gonna lose 50 bucks.

So, please let us know. They probably also have John in the death pool And if a third time it happens, I'm gonna lose 50 bucks. So, please let us know. They probably also have John in the death pool over at that pub. It would be my guess. Wow, could she be the one, because you're going in a third day? How desperate is this guy? That's like some junior high levels shit right there.

Yeah, really? I think we're in love when we're gonna get married and we're gonna start a family. Yeah. She sat next to me at lunch today. On our next date, I'm gonna try to hold hands. Yeah. See how good.

One of the fucking loser. All right, so now this is great. John's talking about how he used to read Howard's mail for him. Yeah. And he then equates the fact that because Howard's turn got hate mail back in the day, but was also very famous in popular. All the hate that John is getting must mean

he's very famous in popular. That would make sense, right? That's up. Yeah, Admiral Sulu, look, okay, I'm gonna tell you this. And you know, probably, you know, I used to go through Howard's mail, you know, because that's what we did while we weren't on the air, you know, used to go through Howard's mail, you know, because that's what we did while we weren't on the air, you know, Howard only trusted those in his, in a circle, you

know, and we even go through Howard's mail. And I would have fold his hate, love, bizarre, FCC, like all, you know, I would have old different categories of words. Two big words. I said Howard, there's a body that you get all this hate milk And he said bother me John That must mean I'm doing something right and I went good point So the amount of haters I got I think I get hate than Howard, so I must be really doing something right. Yeah, and you're rolling with it.

Pretty, yeah. He's doing really well with the two of you. Howard was too, yeah. Pretty good logic right there, Kraj, what do you think? I just like to humble brag that like, I had to open the mail because I'm so important. Yes, you know what I mean? He only trusted it to me and Bobbibou,

and he gave out the other thing he said in that, which I pick up on this stuff now when we weren't on the air. Yeah. Yeah. He's actually like he was the third mic. John, you were never the third mic. You answered the phone and sometimes they would call you in to yell at you because you were harassing people in the hallway. Well, how did that a lot?

So I was on the air. I know. You didn't fuck up enough that Howard needed to explain to you how to conduct yourself at the office. But it's just insane to me that John, this revisionist history had the most important job. Ever at the Howard search show, even when he's talking about the most menial of jobs,

there could be, I opened the mail. That's a minute. I'm in the inner circle. Cause I'm in the inner circle. Yeah, there you go. Holy shit, he's so stupid. All right, so now, Stuttering John's mom is,

oh, and I should mention, John unblocked a whole bunch of people. Huh. And there was a buzz going around, like John's unblocking people, and I thought when I heard about this yesterday, I was like, is John finally leaning into it? Does he finally get it?

Like, let these people in, they're gonna give you superchats, you can address their questions, whatever, let the trolls in. No, it's because, remember how he's trying to find Carlene Martin and someone else and he couldn't find them? Superchatter.

Yeah, he was blocking the wrong people, and he's so happy he'll block it, he couldn't find those people, so he just started on blocking everyone just because he couldn't figure out who was right and who was wrong anymore, so he's on block the whole bunch of people. So this just started on blocking everyone just because he couldn't figure out who was right and who was wrong anymore. So he's unplugged a whole bunch of people. So this episode, he's staring at that chat

and going, oh, oh, Jesus, oh, God. All right, oh, boy. He did see more focus than usual. Yeah, he's reading that chat because it's not all good stuff. And that's why he talks about the hate mouth things. Like, oh, well, you guys can rip out me because I was also here at Reptile. But then this is great.

Southern Johns mom's always in the chat. And Johns mom was reading Johns Twitter recently and is genuinely concerned. My mom is here. You saw on my Twitter, I'm just calling out these loses. So she's telling you, John, is everything okay? I'm looking at your Twitter, it looks like there's some issues going on.

I'm like, oh no, I just fly up the handles. It's not fair. This is how we play. Not a big deal. So on the bonus show yesterday, and somebody clipped this video and put it up on the dab or something, but on the bonus show yesterday,

I addressed some of these tweets that have been coming at me. And I mentioned clamoring Carl retweeted this thing. I mentioned him. I think I maybe mentioned him twice now on the show. So this gets him very excited. So he tweeted out, we're all exclusive. clamoring Carl lives rent-free in Carl H's head. So because I mentioned him, now he lives rent-free in my head.

Because he's been tweeting at me multiple times a day every day for months. I finally mentioned him and he's like, oh, I got over on him. Yeah, no, yeah, you're definitely the winner in this scenario. Yeah. I'm recording you in. So still doing John retweets that. And he writes, can this guy be the worst broadcast I've ever seen?

Dude, give it up. You don't have the skills. By the way, according to many sources, you cheated on your wife. What say you? This guy is fucking grasping. So, could this guy be the worst broadcast I've ever seen? You look at yourself every show.

I see you looking at yourself. That's the worst broadcast you've ever seen? You look at yourself every every show I see you looking at yourself. That's the worst broadcast you've ever seen, John. You're terrible at this. We've pointed out with so many examples. I can't count that high. Oh God. I'm no algebra teacher. I can't count that.

It's at the tax. We've pointed out ex times. Sal Farax. You do it. I don't know. So he says, dude, give it up. You don't have the skills. John, the show continues to grow every single week.

The show gets bigger and bigger, but why would I give up now? Well, the show is still growing. That makes no sense at all. I make more money podcasting than you'll ever make. And you're telling me I should give up. How does that make any sense? Fuckin' idiots. Incredible. He has something else.

All right, so because the haters are now in here, he gets some fun superchats. This is someone who took the name and photo of a woman named Lady Die. Used to be a whack-packer on the opiate Anthony's, shall. Diane Orbany, hi, John, where you love to join me on a cruise. Sure, why not?

Who doesn't need to get seasick every once in a while? Okay, yep, that one is East he's trying, he's trying. Good job, Andrea. Randy Jane. Yeah, I'm blocked some people. I'm trying to, you know, to block, yeah, well, I doubt this is really the Popeyes, but if it is, thank you. Michael Popeyes with $1.99.

Good luck today, buddy. And even John at this point is just like, I know I'll never talk to Michael Polpak again. I'm sure this is the troll who's going here and writing this. Oh, God. That thing where the actual Michael Polpak was pretending to have tech issues

to get off the phone with fucking sonny John. One of the greatest things I've ever seen. Holy shit, that was incredible. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Michael Polpak, this person saying, if at the Supreme my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my of you, tie your tie, you get everything he says. See, like he was pretending to be frozen. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, serious nonsense. And John brings up the fact that Elon Musk unblocked Kanye on Twitter, which is something that

Elon Musk couldn't possibly be able to do. I know he's looking to buy Twitter. He doesn't own it. He can't unblock anybody. So it doesn't even make sense. These guys are headline readers, but they don't even get the headlines correct. They're so stupid.

And I'm pretty sure Tony Michaels does not know who Kanye West is. Because watch this, because John plays around along, but I don't think Tony Michaels knows not know who Kanye West is because watch this because John plays around along but I don't think Tony Michaels knows who this is. And he unblocked Kanye. You even unblocked Kanye. Oh my god. Unblocked breaking breaking news. Who the fuck is Kanye? Who's this Kanye you speak of? He's a Northwest's father. Oh, I see Jesus crazy He's fucking shit boxes

Do you think Tony Michael's nose what's going on right there? He doesn't seem like he does No always being very humble. It doesn't make any sense to me One thing that I learned cuz I was watching the show just today and the political parts of it are unbearable. But then when they start talking about stuff that I know about, like stuff about me, they get the facts so wrong, they go, how does anyone listen to these guys' political takes? They don't know anything that they're talking about. They don't mind talking, they don't mind talking loudly. They just don't know what they're talking about. They don't mind talking, they don't mind talking loudly.

They just don't know what they're talking about. I'd be embarrassed if I came on this show and said a bunch of shit, I don't know anything about, don't say they crouched. And just said a bunch of shit that I had crouched. I'm watching you. And just said a bunch of shit that didn't make any sense. It could possibly be correct. I'd be embarrassed by that.

I want to know how many years he's been sitting on the joke that the child Northwest can't take direction because he's awfully fucking proud of that. I want to know how many years he's been sitting on the joke that the child Northwest can't take direction because he's awfully fucking proud of that even though it's in his act. Tony Michael is just steamroll over it. That joke is in John's act and that's all else. There's your thumb now. That's how you know. I should do that thing. They do out in the Uncle Rico. He just screen grab it every time you pause it somewhere. That's how you know that someone is a good comedian when they have to take jokes that they wrote and do on stage

and work them into conversation. Yeah, that can never know how to take direction. He's fucking shit boxes. He also giggles at it. Like he just surprises himself. He was ready to explain it actually. Yeah, he's like, because North, all right, and you just go with that,

that's fine. All right. He really knows how to drive through. A joke. All right, this is Tony Michaels, giving us a history lesson. Kroge, I hope you know a little something about World War II. Oh, good.

Cause I'm gonna be, typically with an AinoFec checking out this show, but in this rare curse, I think maybe we might want to. Because this fucking idea that liberals are somehow weak and pussies, you are fucking dumb. You have not been around for history to understand who the fucking people were, who went over and killed Nazis,

and made sure that Nazis did not take over the fucking planet, okay? It was fucking Antifa, it was liberals, it was people who believed in fucking democracy and liberty as he went over there and crushed those sons of bitches. Wasn't it Communists? Wasn't the Soviet Union that took out the Nazi Germany? There's a few hundred million Russians that I think. Yeah, we'd be pretty pissed about that. They weren't these liberal Democrats looking for a democratic system. It was literally communist. What's he talking

about? What's he saying, Robin? What the fuck's he talking about? He only got into that first couple chapters of the history book. He has made it. That's a revisionist history right there. What the fuck? All right, this is great because Tony is trying to have a conversation with the host of the show. And John just bent over and is totally distracting, too. I'm, and I was pretty fired up about that, the Tim Ryan debate. Are you scratching your ass?

You, no, I'm taking it in my wallet. Oh, to Jesus John, do you have to move your entire body? It was like he was pulling his pants off. I thought he saw another roach. Yeah, it was like, dude, you're hosting a show right now. What are you doing? I thought he was too knuckles deep into his hemorrhoid. So my favorite thing about the regulars that go on John's show, and I'm talking about

the Army Major Richard O'Jetta. Yeah. And I'm talking about the Army Major, Richard O'Jetta. Yeah. And I'm talking about Tony Michaels, specifically. My hero. Is that these guys are so violent with their rhetoric. They don't want to win elections. Yeah. They want Republicans to die. They want to see Republicans get COVID and suffer and die. Anyone doesn't agree with them politically are the worst people possible. Oh, I gotta see it. Do you like, because some of my favorite videos, John, are of Nazis getting punched in the face.

Those are some of my favorite videos. Those, like, you showed me a video of a Nazi getting punched in the face. Boy, I'm there, I love it. And I'm not one for violence. Pfft. Ah, these people are walking contradictions. They don't even understand that they're the ones

talking about curb stopping and punching people in the face. Like, I don't want to try to understand their point of view. I just want to punch them in the face. And I don't even like violence. This dude goes to sleep watching those videos. Oh, yeah, I know he does. Oh my God. It's great.

It's pretty good political banter, isn't it? Yeah. You watch those videos where the people we don't agree with get punched in the face. Because they're not talking about actual Nazis. I mean, you can hear that and say, yeah, we all agree. We don't like Nazis. But they're just talking about people don't agree with them. Is that my name when you voted for Trump?

Is a Nazi to them. So they're just like punch everyone. Oh, good time. Yeah, all right. So this is another example of Tony Michaels going off in his rant and John is not paying attention. So Tony stops talking and then John's like, oh, why, I'm doing stuff over here.

That is why I yell and scream into a microphone two hours a goddamn day and I don't quit, as you can tell. Yeah, no, I'm trying to find, as you're talking, trying to find some of these clips. So in other words, keep talking. Because I'm not prepared for my own show right now. So I'm trying to do prep while you talk. So if you can just keep talking.

He's so, I'm busy. He's so fucking spaced out during this conversation. I mean, I know, I know, I know, I know. But I really wonder what drives Tony Michaels and Richard O'Ea to come on the show over and over again. You're talking to a wall. You're just talking to somebody who's not even fucking there. Can I read this tweet again? Can this guy be the worst broadcaster I have ever seen? Dude, give it up. Yeah. Was John staring into a mirror when he typed that? And by the way, I'm blocked. No one can read his tweets.

He's still tweeting at me. What a fucking asshole. I've never engaged with him on social media. He blocked me years ago. And yet he still tweets at me. What a pussy. What a pussy move that is. All right, so now Tony, because John's looking for links

to clips and stuff, Tony goes, all right, I'll fucking send it to you, John, so that you can play it. And then Tony has to explain to John how to run his show. Oh shit. And even Tony's just frustrated with John at this point. And that's what he means by the exhaust majority. I put that link in the private chat there. So you get it.

And, and where in the private chat, you know, I don't run this thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So just copy and paste it. Jesus Christ. I love you fucking anger. John tries to laugh it off. So it's like, we're using stream yard. You've been using stream yard for years.

It's in the private chat. It's how we communicate with each other as hosts of the show. How do you not know that? In the what? Should I go back in the living room and look for it? Where is it? It's in the private chat, John. Behind the green screen. Yeah, look behind your green screen. You fucking idiots. All right, so Tony Michaels apparently loves the word Cuck.

Anyone who voted for Trump is a Cuck and he's been using this on his show. When he first came on John's show, he's calling everyone a Cuck. So then John doesn't know what this is. And he asks as if somebody else didn't know what it was. Someone's asking, what is a cuck? What is a cuck? Yeah. Well, I mean a cuck, I mean, really, honestly, a cuck is a Trump supporter at this point.

Normally, normally when you're talking about a cuck, what a cuck is is, John, if you were married, right? And you had a beautiful wife. And then you wanted to sit in a chair across the bedroom, watching your wife, fuck by another guy, then you're the cuck.

Talk slower, talk. That's what the definition of a cuck is. But really, honestly, although I do know a loser who actually enjoys doing that, but I really, well, he's talking about Brent Hattley right there who actually does enjoy doing that for whatever reason, but I like that John did not know what a Cuck was. People are asking, what is a Cuck? And then he explains he goes, Oh, really? That's what it is. Well, I like that Tony has a long, slow story that he's obviously put a lot of thought into.

Yeah, I know. All right, so now we get into the idea that there's people watching John show right now with Tony Michaels because they're hate watching it. Or they're laughing at them or they're goofing on them in the chat. Yeah. And these guys are so bad at shit talking. One of the things I love about them is that when they do try to have fun with it,

they suck at it so bad. Ha, ha, ha. So I see you in the chat. I know you're here. I know you hate watchers are here. I know you're here because you're always here on the Stuttering John show because you're obsessed with him. You're fucking obsessed with Stuttering John Melinda. You motherfuckers. You motherf because you're obsessed with him. You're fucking obsessed.

With Stuttering John Melinda, you motherfuckers. You motherfuckers are obsessed with him. Yeah, well, I think that's something like something Pocky would do. All right, so now let me just make sure everyone's on the same page here. Somebody chatted. That's only something Pocky would do. What they're saying is Anthony Kumia is a cock. Now that's not true in any single way. So once again, this is not a great premise to go with, but okay, let's see where they go. He's probably watching right now and he's probably mad because I call him a race. You call me a racist. You inside of a bitch. I'm gonna, I'm gonna sue you. It's libel. It's

libel for calling. Well, you're a fucking racist. All right. So the impression that Tony was doing was stuttering John. Yeah. John's going to go, that's liable and I'm going to sue you. If you watch the video, Anthony Cumea said, John, say whatever you want about me, I'll never sue you. You could say whatever you want. Anthony Cumea literally does not fucking care if you call him a racist, Tony Michael. I know you think of all this power.

And oh, no, you're getting Anthony Cumea mad right now. He's not watching right now. He's sleeping off a hangover and he doesn't give a fuck He does not give a fuck what you guys say about him because he's way more successful than both of you guys Well ever be so he doesn't care. Well, and the the projection is so strong. Exactly He's gonna threaten us to us because he threatens to sue everybody. Yeah, no you are the ass That's you guys to everybody. Hey, you're the guys who get upset when people call you names. You're calling everyone names.

And their level of political discord, I've pointed this out before, is just calling people idiots and assholes and fuck ads. It's like, they never explain what's wrong with the argument or any nuance to it. Just this guy's an asshole, this guy's gonna save the world. What? Do you really believe that? Are you that stupid? Well, there is a strong logical basis in saying that guy's wrong because he's a cock

Y'all get good boy. You know what I mean? That's you know, that's a solid basis for an argument So now they're talking about Anthony Kumia and Tony Michaels loves to be blissfully unaware So he's going to Anthony doesn't he used to have a show or something. He fucking knows fully unaware. So he's going to Anthony, he used to have a show or something. He fucking knows. He's from the opening Anthony show. If he doesn't, he has no fucking right even having any type of conversation about this. So he's just pretending to not know what's going on. All right, Anthony. Didn't he used to have a show? I don't know. I'm not a used to have a show. I think he does. I think he does two a day on me now. Does he do two a day on you? God damn. God damn. There's they're really racking up the shows on you. Yeah. I like man. At this point I'm more famous in Jesus Christ.

I know. I know. What are these? Do these people do anything besides watch content on you? No. It's crazy. Like I watch your show every once in a while, but God damn. I mean, and I'm your buddy. And we talk every week we talk, but I don't, I can't even watch all your content, let alone all the, these people spend their entire lives. I know you're listening to me right now. You fucking cucks, you racist cucks. All right. So we start with thin Anthony's to have a show or something, right? And then

John says, he does two shows about me a day. What? What is he talking about there? Anthony does one show a day, Monday through Thursday. And might talk about you for a quick minute or two in the middle of a two hour show. He doesn't, you're thinking of Shuley as a show based on Stuttering John, not Anthony Cumbia. Very different right there. Well, this dude just laid out on the table, anyone who watches all of Stuttering John's content is a racist cop.

He did say that didn't he? Which includes Stuttering John's mom. Yeah, I would agree with that. And VLOCO and wherever else has two bucks to spare. These guys are so bad at talking shit because they don't know anything that they're talking about. You know, calling out Anthony Kumia because maybe he had a show,

but he has two shows about me a day now. It's like, these things are falling flat because they're just not based in reality. It doesn't even make sense, but I want to find out how many different ways Tony can insult us the Daabler community the dabble verse how many different things can he say about us like-minded people who enjoy goofing on Stuttering John. Let's count the different ways you fucking cucks you racist cucks You fucking stuttering John cucks. That's right. You're cucking

You're being a cuck I counted one I counted one way that you Just going great yeah real good shit talking there yeah you know what Tony Michaels you're a fatty you're such a fatty you know what you are you're a fatty you eat so much fatty fatty it's what you're fat you're a big fatty you're a big fatty. You're a big fatty, you fatty. Fucking morons. All right, good work. Let's find out how many shows are goofing on Stuttering John each day.

Yeah. Because I can't even keep up anymore. I got something for this. Okay. Digger, yeah. Digger, yeah. Digger, yeah. Digger, yeah.

Yeah, hear, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're that Shooly Take it my job Alright, let's find out how many shows are devoted to goofing on settering job. No, what are you gonna do about it? There's another guy. I won't mention names who does three shows a day on me three three, so that's now who the fuck is that? Who's he talking about? Who's doing three shows a day on Jon? Maybe, Julie.

I've done two before, I think. Now we're up to five. I'm taking him. For me. God damn. And then another guy does two. God damn. So now we're up to seven.

Oh, well, they're gonna love this content. They're gonna eat this up. Oh, good job. Pretending to revel in it. Wow, these guys they're gonna love this content. They're gonna eat this up. Oh, good job pretending to revel in it. Well, these guys are doing seven shows a day. Trashy, it's so funny. And also I'm sending on DMCA strikes and trying to tweet at Patreon support.

This is one of the things I talked about and probably the bonus show yesterday was John's trying to connect me to our discord again. And so he's tweeting at Jack Conti, the CEO of Patreon. Remember just a few weeks ago, John was like, I had a conversation with Jack Conti and Patreon was a great conversation. Obviously you're lying.

John's always lying. If you're still tweeting at him and saying, wow, you guys are racist, what? There's a discord server. It's not his love to do with your company. Are you so stupid? And so he's still trying to get me in trouble with Patreon.

He's putting so much effort into shutting all of this down. And here he is laughing and clapping that there's seven shows a day about me. This is so fun. We, you're lying, John. We can see right through it. What did we say last time he's cracking? Yeah.

I think he's cracking. He's continuing cracking. It's getting to him. It's certainly getting to him. I like this still though. He's continue, continually cracking. It's getting to him. Yeah, it's certainly I like to still though. We've seen some good ones. He looks like slimer there. Slime is more lovable. Yeah, it just looks like. Yeah, I mean, I could cuddle with slimer. All right, I wish I could. So, uh, let's, let's hear from Tony Michaels and they're gonna eat this up Like oh, yeah, that that drive-through guy was on stuttering gun a drive-through gay. He's a drive-through gay Listen fucking idiots. We're not as bad as you at this He's like we're on 77 we We'll just fucking shoot guns in the air go drop

Listen you fucking idiots listen can you hear my voice listen? I don't do drive-through videos anymore Well, you got me there drive through guy well and listen, I don't like to watch my wife get fucked anymore. Drive in, drive out, drive. Drive through. Guys, you guys can call me the drive through guy. I don't even do that anymore. You know, you fuck one go. Yeah, you know.

And then this is, so if you guys recall John's head Tony Michaels on the show asking about the drive-through videos that Tony took off of his YouTube channel Yeah, because we were goofing on him. Yeah, he didn't like that So I'm gonna take these videos down because people are clowning me pretty good and He didn't really explain why he took him down. He's like, I think they're pretty good Maybe I'll put him back up. You guys remember that? Yes, no explanation. Yeah, we said time to think about it No, so now he has a reason why he had to take those videos down pretty good. Maybe I'll put him back up. You guys remember that? Yeah. No explanation. Yeah. We said time to think about it. No. So now he has a reason why he had to take those videos down. And the only reason why I took the video right away.

Oh, I do too. I like them too. The only reason why I took them down is because you fucking idiots were attacking my YouTube and got it fucking banned. You dumb motherfuckers. How could you do that? What does that mean? We were attacking his YouTube and got it banned for your drive-through videos. What are you talking about?

You're lying. Tony Michaels, you're lying. That doesn't even make sense. Yeah, it does not compute. I was hoping you'd make that face, girl. I was trying to say that, because I heard that. I'm like, what do you mean we got your YouTube page banned?

How could you do that? How would you even do, I mean, John's trying to do that to Shule, again, this projection. Yeah. John's trying to get Shule's YouTube page banned. He's trying to get my YouTube page banned. No one's trying to get your guys pages banned.

We love the content, you know, but we want more. We want more of it. I wish you'd keep doing the drive through video. No shit. So after Tony Michaels, he has Ron Phil Kowski on. This is another guy's becoming a regular on John's show. And watch John's reaction. someone posted this to YouTube. Watch John's reaction to finding out that

Ron knows a single woman who lives in New Jersey. The best part about this is the fact that didn't John just say he's going on a third date, she might be the one that earlier in this episode. He likes to play the field. Joe from Jersey still your co-host? No, no, Joe just did it the one episode, you know. He was great.

Yeah, I'm trying to like make things more fun and humorous. So Joe is funny. Is he really in Jersey? Yeah, she's in Jersey, yeah. Is she married? No, she's divorced. She's very, she's very available. Oh, that's right. Let's find that one. No, she's in Jersey. Yeah. Is she married? No, she's divorced. She's very, she's very available. Oh, what's for that one?

No, she's divorced. Oh. Ah. Ah. Ah. That is insane face right there. Ah. I just leave it there so I can find it for my thumbnail.

Yeah. We'll post this video later. All right. She's very, she's very available. Oh, I got it. I got it. Ah All right. She's very she's very available. Oh, I got She's sweet. She's you know the thing about Joe is she's she's she's got an incredible combination of things She's incredibly beautiful. She's out of your league. She's beautiful. She's too good for you She's incredibly smart and funny as hell. Yeah, that's a good combination.

Yeah. And so are you, John. Well, thank you very much. All right, so plug any. What a fucking weird dynamic that is. She does prefer to date guys who clip their tone in. Yeah, there's just one thing. And bathe everyone.

I gotta tell you about there's been some new creators who have been cropping up that I wanna show some of their work. This is at HP Steve V on Twitter, put this video together. Been a dad like. Why the chicken crossed the road? Who gives a fuck?

Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Hey sweetheart, can I get another beer? The road. Who gives a fuck? Hey sweetheart, can I get another beer? Thanks honey. And by sweetheart and honey, I just want you to know as a cisgender liberal working in Hollywood, I have the most respect for you. Can I get your number? So it kinda looks like how South Park would have Saddam Hussein. Yeah. They're taking still photos of him and then moving his mouth around and stuff.

And that's a lot of fun. These ones are amazing that I wanna play for you. This is, these used to do a thing on SNL. I think it was Robert Smigel who did it. It was fun with real audio. Oh yeah. They would take actual audio and then animate the dialogue in a way that would make it ridiculous.

And here's an example of that. Anyway, drink some plants at the pub yet, but I'm not like, so if you're listening, this kind of looks like South Park. You have John wearing his dead blur shirt in front of his green screen empty course cans all in front of them, an empty room, and he looks like a monster.

So it's pretty accurate, actually, maybe more accurate that South Park wouldn't be, I don't know. Anyway, drink some pints at the pub yet, but I'm not like, you know, I'm not some fucking, you know, crazy drunk that's fucking, you know what I mean? I mean, you know, I've held down steady jobs for fucking 30 years. I mean you know how the fuck can you do that if you're a fucking drunk? You know what I mean?

That's well done. So that is funny Don 74 on YouTube and there's actually another one too that he just put out I think today. I saw it and it's a little bit longer but uh let's check it out we're having fun right fellas. Yeah. It's my touch. We are finding out Trump wanted to- So the Army majors were in a gimp mask. He's got the split screen with the green screen behind him.

Extort, the National Archives, and to giving him... John's name is Shitfinger dummy. The Institute of Documents, related to the investigation into Russian interference in the 2020 election and exchange for top secret documents he stole. There is no other option Trump must be indicted.

Now, real quick on this right here, understand that the National Archives and Records Administration, there's a reason for that. It's important for us to have that. Donald Trump has already come out and said that if he ever gets elected to president again, he's going to gut Nara. So let that sink in. Here is a guy who is so mad that he got caught breaking the law.

I'm gonna destroy. So is he gonna destroy the FBI? Is he gonna destroy the CIA is he going to if Donald Trump this is this is this is the kind of keep chicken bear. He will burn down every single friggin pillar of democracy that we have as long as he gets to win. What a piece of shit. So that's just well done. I actually take the Gip Mask cartoon guy more seriously than the real Army made Jones. Seems to have more information. Just seems like a more likeable character. Absolutely.

Yeah. All right. I have another very, very quick song to play for you. This one comes in for Mr. Magenta, who is of course a fan favorite here. This one goes out to, do you guys remember Casey? Yeah, yeah, of course. Casey was a review girl for some time. She hasn't been on the show in a little bit. Casey, come back. We miss your tits.

Short and sweet. Well done. We miss you tits. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. You don't like my show. Don't tell me. You don't like my show. Don't tell me. I don't tell me. Don't tell me.

I don't tell me. Because that's absurd. That is absurd. Guys, Patty Seacoff is still trying to stay on our radar. I want to take you back just a little bit to international podcast day. Okay. That was the last day of September

and of course Patty Seacup's missed it and dropped his special episode the next day. What? Kind of a question about that. Of course. What makes it international? What body governs these days? Who decided?

Well, all your questions are gonna be. Okay, guys. I have many questions. My first club number 18, and this is we start the show. Yeah. Gross. What's up guys? Happy International Podcast Day.

That's exciting, right? That's why we're here. That's truthfully why I'm doing this episode. I'm only recording this to talk about International Podcasting Day because it is the best day. It's our day. This goes on for some time. It's our day.

I mean, he is the most prolific podcaster of all time. He wants you to be celebrating podcast day. It's patty see-cops. I got to give him that. He is. And he then tells us about why we listen and what we should be doing well, you know, okay good with the knowledge of his podcast This podcast in itself free water was a fun experience from the very beginning From the first moment I started this show. I I stopped giving a fuck. I I truly stopped caring

at all About what people expect from a podcast. Yes, of course, you want an escape. You want to sort of revel in their problems. Instead of your own, you want to sort of have a recess of your mind. Get away. Get away. Let's live vicariously through these people that are experiencing life on a different level than you. And that is that's really what's happening. And that's why you're here because it's constantly what I bring to the table. Now I listen to plenty podcasts and there's plenty there's plenty of podcasts that I listen to that have similar takes on things that I have takes on, but they're not close enough. They're not close enough to make themselves

seem even equal. Let alone competition. Boom. I take. What does he think he has takes on? I mean, the first part, though, I'll let you get it on that. The first part, though, he goes, you want to live vicariously through me. You don't live a life, Patrick Michael. You don't go out in the world. When you do, we thought, whoa, he went out somewhere. It's crazy. Yeah. So there's no life to live through. You watch, you play video games and watch TV. Well, and that's the thing for for years now he's been talking about MMA fights and the same four fucking podcast comedians.

Yeah, no one could give a fuck about and then he's like, and that's why you tune in because my takes are so fucking yeah, let's do know who you compare himself to. That would be interesting to me if he could tell me list the people you think you're similar to. Yeah, well, I mean, what even do you think you have takes on? Like even what topics? What general folks are talking about? He does know the likes of movies.

There you go. There you go. The running time. He hasn't seen the movies, but he knows it. I'll never see the movie, but... But when we tune into free water, we're hearing the best version of him. Because this podcast started in September of 2020. All right, it wasn't a pandemic podcast. It was the first time I came up with an idea for a show

that was gonna sort of help me be the best version of myself, which that simply means as a podcaster. Not as a human being, guys. Of course, podcasting can't fix that. So all the freeform rambling he does at 3.30 in the morning trapped in his closet is the best version of himself. I believe that.

His podcast and stuff. He's playing video games, while he's watching TV, while he's staring off into the distance. Oh, it's fucking amazing. Anyway, then we get into his download numbers and then things get fucking amazing. Oh, good. I love it. I love when he's a big shot. Yes.

That's one of my favorite things with him. Stuff that's happened with the podcast, essentially since September 2020. I mean, we're pushing well over 39,000 plays, okay? I don't know what that even means. Is that on one thing? Is that just Spotify? How do I know?

How do I know for sure? Right? We average about 300 listeners per episode, huh? That's even with the two month break, guys. That's with two months off. And now come back and you're still there, you're waiting, holding your breath, probably purple in the face at this point, but damn it, I came through. You're welcome.

I-I never gonna thank you. Yeah, I never fucking get a thank for- from this asshole. 300 W-A-T-P fans, let's say, uh, each episode. You're welcome. I feel like I personally five of each episode, you're welcome. I feel like I personally five of those downloads. Probably. And I like that he goes, I don't even know what that means. Well, no, it's across all platforms.

That's how many downloads he got, or listens. Buddy, he had 300 people that hung out with him after his long IA'ts. Sure. And it means the fucking world to him. And you think he's feeling big shot now? Yeah. Get a load of this. 85% dudes listening to my show.

That's a lot of dudes. That's a lot of dudes without shit going on. You know, a lot of guys just listening to another guy talk. By the way, I don't really get into our numbers very often on this show, but what I do, I like to also talk about what assholes all these people are who are listening to our show. Can you believe these numb nuts who are watching our YouTube videos and download the podcast?

And I'm sure they're fatherless. I'm sure they're fatherless. They had to be influenced by me somehow. I'm sort of a stepdad and away to a lot of these fucking guys that listen to my show. And that wasn't by choice of mine. That's sort of by choice of you.

Is he even a father figured out his kids? He's a child. What is he, he talks about high school? He's at my father. He's a stepdad to the fatherless men who are directionless, tuning to their podcast that thinking, God, I wish I had a father figure to show me the light. Yeah, and low shameless appeared That's so from Dick Mastershire who's the internet's dad, by the way, I just want to point that out I see what you're up to over there. What the fuck is he going out of?

I'm your fucking do stepdad I love this stuff because you know he doesn't have this written down in front of him No, you know he's just making the shit up. Yeah, that's the why would he start now exactly and I know in my heart He's dead serious. Yeah, I mean all this. He's not well People might argue that this is part of his stick now. This is his bit. Yeah, he said stuff like this, but it's not Yeah, he's been a half hour going on You know when he says something that he finds to be witty and clever because he laughs.

Oh, yeah. That's how you know that. And then he points it out. That's how you know it's a bit, right? Tells you why it was funny and why you should laugh at it. I like that he always tells me how to listen, why I listen, want to take away from it. I appreciate that.

It takes all the heavy lifting off of me. God, it's incredible. And then my last clip, he's going on about like why he doesn't do video, but why he might start doing video. It's a whole thing, but I thought this was very interesting. He does do video. We've watched tons of his videos. What is he tired?

But he doesn't do video, but he might start doing video, but he also might not start doing it. And that's where I'm at, dude. You think I don't think I'm handsome? I think I'm handsome. Alright, so to To assume that that's a reason why I wouldn't put out video form is dumb and shit. I could put my pictures on all my social medias and all that all my YouTube channels and all that but why? It's not about me specifically, folks. I would call this the patty broken skull show. That was the case.

All right. Maybe it should. You're the only person I didn't. Yeah. And it's only about you. It's only about you. That's all you talk about is what you do. What you like. And what is he talking about? Yeah. And that goes on for a long time too. But I just want to throw it out there, Patty C. Cubs. I think you're answering.

I do too. And I think you should do a video version of your show because we do a video version of our show and it helps us out a lot. Yeah, give us one more dimension to laugh at. Considering John's got way funnier now that we watch the videos of his show. So I want to point out, I said this earlier,

I did a bonus show with Doug from Good Times Great movies that I put out today. It's on our Patreon and supercast and I found you've got murder, which is a show that he was doing even just a year ago. So it's not that old. It's pretty recent and he got really excited because he saw this trailer for a movie old by M Night Shyamalan, who's all excited about. But then he goes off into like true crime stuff. And I played this clip yesterday, but I want to play it again,

because he's talking about whether you are a killer or a police officer investigator. Do you have to have some similarities to you? But that is also where I find the mental of a killer and the mental of an investigator, homicides specifically, you have to have something in you that makes seeing that type of shit sort of okay. It seems to me like you're on the expert mark. So the mental, you know, whether you're in view girls here. So I guess it's just the three of us. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch a dabbler. Are you ready to play to catch a dabbler?

I get the 34 bucks from the recycling joint. I go to the dollar store. That's where you go to buy clean and stuff. Don't overpay. I get shampoo there for a dollar. I get the underarm crap for the dollar. I don't overpay for things like shampoo and deodorants. Get the cheapest you can. Okay, I'm sorry. I was positive guy. Good job, Carter.. You found a good one here. I didn't use what they got to toothpaste. I get my kitty litter there, dollar reach.

It's, you know, and then I get my clean and supplies there. It's the best. I got my laundry detergent there. A dollar. Like, it's like, I end up with four bags of crap and it's like eight bucks. And then I went over to the liquor store and I bought another 12 pack. I already had one in the fridge. Which one is suffice? Because I had 12 and an extra beer, so 13. But dad, go Aaron's car.

He had a trunk's dozen. Yeah. Spoken like a rich man. Daffers doesn't. He had a daffers dozen beers. And the fridge's already. Next to be a so 13. But dad go Aaron's coming over. He might want a few beers. So I'll get another 12 pack. This freaking guy brings his behemoth of a friend Chris who looks like Aqu man if he freaking eight Aqua man. And this guy is drinking the beer's goat.

It's like, you know, like there, you know, it's going out of style. And I'm like, hey guys, what the hell? I go, Aaron, if you would have told me that you were bringing, you know, just in the end of the toll here, he really looked like the freaking cavemen from Geico. I go,

what did John say next? Here are your choices. Number A, I would have told you, just don't come. Two, I would have, you know, said pick up some beers on your way and some pistachios. Next, if you would have told me that he was coming, I would have bought an 18 pack for I would have bought cheaper beer, not the good stuff. Lastly, you know, common courtesy, bring girls over. Okay, but not this guy to catch a downward. I'm going with number A just don't come. Yeah. Final answer. Lock it in. It's locked. Who do you got crushed? Uh boy I like B. Bring more beer and pistachios. I think E. I think the creepy old man comes out

and he wants to bring some girls over. Yeah, man, these are all very realistic. Fuck. I think there are a couple that were jokes. I don't think he would eat pistachios. Yeah, I don't think he would ask for pistachios. Yeah, all right. He seems like more of a cashew guy to me.

I don't know. I'm gonna go for a cheaper beer. Is the solution. All right, let's find out if one of us is man enough to catch a dab winner. And this guy is tricking the beers, it's like, you know, like, there, you know, it's going out of style. And I'm like, hey guys, what the hell? I go, Aaron, if you would have told me that you would bring in, you know, this Neanderthal here, he really looked like the freaking cavemen from Geico. I go, if you would have told me that he was coming,

I would have bought an 18 pack. Oh, Jesus. But now you guys are drinking me and I still have some game to watch. Now you're drinking me. I feel like I beat Cardiff when I win this game. I was like, he's trying to stop me. I wish you would beat Cardiff.

I would be a pretty good idea. All right. That's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if you are man enough to catch a dabbler. Where's the roast video? I was having fun. Cardiff, well done, you stumped us again.

That's the polar opposite because that was John being generous. But it's only John pretending to be generous. What are you selling? I would have bought an A.S. I would have brought enough beer for everyone. Yes. Correct. No, you wouldn't.

Why don't you just go out and buy more now? Yeah. Or send one of them to the store. It can't be that far away from you. All right, so Cardiff you win. Also, Cardiff did send me a, to catch a dab where four New York City. Oh.

So we already have the New York City version of the show. I appreciate that. I should inform everyone that they should go have the New York City version of the show. I appreciate that. I should inform everyone they should go to the Cardiff Lecture YouTube channel. I actually put a link in our last show description to his YouTube channel. I don't know how you get there. I guess his new show is called Centering John,

what's the deal with the Daabler? Okay. The potato was back at the time. That's what it is. Centering John, what's the deal with the Daabler? Except that episode 10 just came out six hours ago. That's what it is. Centering John, what's the deal with the devil? Or except episode 10 just came out six hours ago. That's on the current electric YouTube channel. Current business a lot for the show.

And I appreciate that, never ones. Maybe this is the one that John's like, this guy's put out three episodes a day. We're gonna be talking about the potato cause current is both a potato and a puppet. So John might be confusing him. Oh, that's what it is. Now I understand.

It's all clear to us now. Now it's making sense. I'm the idiot. That makes sense. All right, Kroge, thank you so much for coming over today. Is there for having me? Oh, I guess before I do that, I should say,

it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. Two teams, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge Watch it streaming, I'll send out the links you can watch it on YouTube. We're gonna do a fucking fantastic job. We got a killer line up. I'm sure we'll be talking Stutt Joe and OP and who knows Patrick Michael. Maybe some Patrick Michael music is thrown in there. Who even knows? Maybe Vinnie's fat ass wants to talk to True Crime. I don't know.

Maybe a dabble battle. There's definitely gonna be a dabble battle. And I've already got Missy Beacon firm. She will be running that shit. Oh, nice. So that's gonna be a lotble battle. And I've already got Missy Beacon firm. She will be running that shit. So that's gonna be a lot of fun. That is the tease. I don't know specifically what we're doing, but all of those things I'm sure will be involved in some way.

Crows, thanks so much for coming over, buddy. Oh, thank you guys for having me. This has been a blast. Is always anything that you wanna plug? Yes, I got two plugs today. My first one is that I'm gonna be be on the sub-reddit later. And I am Patty C. Cups is my stepdad. So come hang out with me.

My second one is the brand new episode of Behind the Smile Talk. Just released today. Long time list, there's no we've talked about Carl's past in the dancing side of the business before. But did you know producer Chris Carl wants dance with Frank Zappa? Here's a sneak preview. And we'll give this rather explicit description of their performances from Frank Zappa. The high point of the performance was Carl Hamburger, our go-go boy.

He was wearing ballet heights, fricking violently. Carl has testicles which are bigger than a red box, much bigger than a red box. The looks on the faces of the Baptist teens experiencing their grandeur is a treasured memory. Painting a vivid picture, doesn't it? Oh, it sure does. That whole team that puts together behind the smile top. Oh, they're incredible. They do an amazing job.

The shit they find. Fantastic research. I remember that show too, it was the classical is where I slide to the point. Ha! Ha! All right. Well, please join us again for the live show in New York City,

whtnwc.com, there still tickets available. And maybe we'll find out what's for all who are these podcasts. Sleep well, every post. Starting in the most bits of morning radio. I found a show these old but now. Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Great job everyone. You're a stupid dumbass.

Ah! I can't fucking take it! You stupid fucking blah blah blah! Don't take it for attention. Oh bitch bitch, bitch, bitch! You fucking know all about this shit! I'm not gonna let thousands of Americans, I'm sorry! You fucking know all about this shit! Bullshit!

Bullshit! You fucking know all about this shit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit!

Bullshit! I had a studio. I, you know, who are these podcasts? I don't know. I don't get it. It makes no sense. I will say that we've been doing joctober. We're going to try something totally different a week from Saturday. So the next week after the live show,

October, October, the return of Kevin, coming back to the show for a little Hello, this is Cardiff Acoustic. Why don't you plug Cardiff's electric podcast, you clubfooted cunts. Call me back. Cardiff Acoustic, I wonder if there's any relation. Usually it's the last name, but maybe they're... Yeah, a doctor. A doctor. A doctor.

All right, we did that for you, Cardiff. No worries, buddy, got your back. Hey, Carl, wood panel places are fucking shit. Gargling wavels. So here's the deal, guys. What? He said that wood panel basements are shit. I'm gonna leave it this way until it's back in style again.

I've been for a bit, whoa, would you get that done? 84. It's the answer to like, whoa, would you get that done? 84. Yeah. It's the answer to that. But thank you for noticing. I played a voicemail last time. They had a really catchy tune. Yeah.

They were repeated over and over again. Hey, Carl, can you maybe text me this phone number for that guy that wants to get a burrito while I suck his ass hole? Love you. Fuck you by. I can certainly do. Love you, fuck you, bye. I can certainly do that for you. This show is match. Nothing of that a love could actually. That's what the show is all about. Hey, Carl, I'm playing our four here, and I don't know if you

fucking realize this, but when you play clips that are boring and spuck on a show that's boring and spuck, make your show boring and spuck. Don't give a fuck on that you can laugh over it or whatever uh... uh... judge over sucks this is the worst of an ever and uh... i hate you for doing it every year despite everybody fucking getting it kill yourself i don't don't kill yourself

well what do i don't know what you do all I don't give a fuck what you do. All right. Not everyone likes Jacktober. Yeah. Hey, Gary from San Diego. Come into the show. Hey, Carl, Gary in San Diego. Well, I think you got it right. I think Stuttering John has heard the last of Michael Paul Park. Uh, Paul Park had it with John. All those pro bono hours, 500 hours, he said was about $500,000. So that means he gave John $500,000 divided by 500 hours is $1000 an hour. Yeah, that's a lot. That's probably one of the most expensive attorneys in the United States. He's doing John five hundred thousand dollars a half

million dollars. He's a believable publicity case. Yeah. What a joke. He's just said the time John called. Hey, John, I don't want to do it but I guess what I'll give you fifty thousand dollars and we'll settle it right there I'll give it to you out of my own pocket I don't know what Michael Paul Clark was thinking but he's been saying to give John five hundred thousand dollars for a ridiculous case John good luck in the future I don't think any attorney's gonna work for you for a moment you're a joke

uh... agreed i think michael pop up with exaggerating the amount of time his firm put into that case five hundred hours there's no fucking way i saw the paperwork that went out that's the loss it was four pages long. They didn't find any evidence. They didn't know how much money to ask for. They couldn't explain what damages were. It was insane. Yeah, that's multiple man laws.

One of those pages was the table of contents. One of those pages was pictures of the clock. Yeah. So yeah, there's no fucking way. It was 500 hours. And yes, very astute with the math. I did that if I had to. And I'm like, there's no fucking way it was 500 hours and yes very astute with the math I did that my head to it. I'm like there's no attorney firm the charge of thousand bucks an hour That's insane apparently goes make 12 bucks an hour. They're charged a thousand fucking all right

It's just not buying it at all Here's one So yeah, I was just listening to the newest episode. I fucking forgot what it was called already, but your reference to how city Chad Zumaq is and I'm like, bro, yeah, he fucking sucks and I, you know, I wanted to remember I want to reminisce a little bit so I go back on this episode. Oh my god, bro Like I would have kicked him off in the first 10 fucking minutes. I do not know how you suffered through the his bullshit for that long there that Wow Chad Zuma sucks mad jukecock like for real like I hope that Catches on because he really does he fucking sucks see mad jukecock or magic cock

Either so I think magic cock is funny can magic cock. I don't know. So much. Please talk more shit about this guy because I don't like him. And like, you know what? I'm gonna give him the exact same bullshit he dishes out. This guy, you know, I don't know how that fucking beat our stupid heroine. I'm fine. It's actually a good impression. Yeah. It's pretty good.

So I called into Anthony's show on Monday. Anthony coo me a show. Yeah. Chrissy was on and they started talking about Chad and Sue Mack. So like, I got to call it. So we talked about Chad for about 40 minutes on there. And then Chad called into Anthony's show Tuesday.

And Anthony took his call and Chad is a child. And Anthony's just going, Chad, you sound like I dumped you and now you wanna get back at me. And you, cause he's, Chad's talking about coming to Orlando when the community is from the compound, do a show. I'm gonna be there, Chrissy, Gino, Ant, Elk Stein.

It'll be a great comedy show down there. And, Chad, I'm gonna drive over there and go to that show. I want to see how funny Chrissy really is. And, and it's going, really? That's what you're gonna do, Chad. You want to come to the show and I want you at? This is very childish behavior. The show crash her. Yeah. It's like like you're not wanted. So that's really lame. You're going to the high school party

that people told you not to come to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a bully. He's a dork. Oh, and then he sent me these emails and he says like, hey, man, Carl, I still like your show. I'm sorry that this happened.

And then as soon as I put it on the pain on my list, he starts tweeting out, girl's a fucking nerd. Look at this fucking nerd. Okay. He wants to do it. He wants to have a both ways. Yeah. He's got a 24 hour period. Yeah. I started to think he's a liar. Could be wrong. Yeah. Weird. Hey, guys. It's been a long time. I don't know if any of you guys remember me. Sorry, I'm a little drunk.

This is butthole weave. Oh, butthole weave. The fan base been going. I've been listening to you Carl in your show is always great. Hey, podcasting, Jail? Sitting here and just getting you don't need to ask. Your current co-host, what's your favorite anime? You weird fuck. It's not like I'm 13 bears in,

and I just tore my ACL the other day and then in a fucking brace. So, yeah, the alcohol helps. but now the more important thing is what is your favorite anime motherfucker? I'm back motherfuckers. Thanks Carl. See you. Eat ass. Alright, follow me. We will ask people what their favorite anime is and eat ass. I'm pretty sure I've never seen an anime in my entire life. Yeah? Yeah, I'm hoping to keep that streak alive, actually. Does Robo Tech count? Actually, here's a better question.

Does Voltron count? I hate to watch Voltron as a kid. Is that anime? I don't know. That story checks out. Oh, stop it. Oh you. Too fucking good for Voltron.

Oh, for the head! I'm like, yeah! You for the head. Whoo. Good fuck. Hey, Carl, it's Tucker. I really need you to call me back. And not just when you need something like adding the fake

crowd noise to the empty Detroit show recording. I'm sorry. It was a little heavy handed, but that took me fucking forever. And I wanted to sound like people were actually there. I also thought that the roast like you asked asked because yeah, your set really did sound better after that. But I really need you to pay me. Not only for that autograph that I gave you a Nashville, but for the hundreds of tickets

that I bought for the past two shows, you said you would pay me back and you have it. The interest of going to add up on my credit cards. I don't care how you get the money, sell more of your black market, stucho, merch, or more of the full audio from his beer on the balcony, but get me my money. I need is going to find out and he's going to cut off my allowance. Anyways, call me back, talk her out. Tucker's fired up and he's not the only one. There is someone, you know, he's not the only one. There is someone, you know, Richard O'Jet has been talking a lot of smack. Yeah. And he's making some enemies over here. You better watch out. Now let me tell you something crazy, Carl. I've been putting in work each week on Thursday night's walk. And it's time I get a shot at the bill. I've had enough of the Army Major.

So for gal or media this Sunday, I'm coming for you, Blinky. I'm had enough of the Army Major. So for Gavlamania this Sunday I'm coming for you Blinky. I'm gonna curve stompy or ash. You're going down like the fall of Kabul. I'm gonna go off the top route like I'm diving off of C-17 and you're gonna cry like an Afghan boy and I'm gonna put a hurting on your Blinky ass. I'm coming for you Major this Sunday at Gavlamania. All right for your stuns and money. Hotdios. All right, well done. Layers guns and money. Eric Zane called in the first time he fucked up.

I always like what a radio professor was like, oh, gosh, shit, never mind. This is the second try. All right, I fucked that up. We back up. I know there's a moratorium on Zuma, but God damn it, nobody backs Carl into a corner. I don't like you getting upset. All right. I like happy Carl and pissed off Carl. Pissed me off. Silver lining though. Did I hear right? Chad Zuma trying to get a radio job. Name of the father, son, Holy Spirit.

Dear baby Jesus, please get Chad Zumak a radio job. That needs to happen. More good news. If Zumak is gonna open up the can of Stuttering John, whoop-a-ass, and Rose K. Show, this is all good news for all the other shows that also do this okay because he's not going to do it well

he's going to do it terribly which lowers the bar which makes the show that already do it well that much more funny true okay war chest zoom out getting a fucking radio job sumo in the morning to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickickick he sure it was gonna be a midday show where he's third bike, but he did not get that job. So unfortunately, even though I was helping him scrub

the internet of all the people saying that he sucks at life and just sucks at comedy and everything else, he still wasn't able to get that job unfortunately. Okay, one more voice man, I wish Vic was here because this person seems to have some insight information on Vic's job. this person seems to have some inside information on VIXJOP. If VIXJOP the ship I think she's on, their CEO, their commanding officer is a female

and it was reported that she's consistently called crew members over the microphone and she had no issues and had water, so the crew should be fine. Samples over the water are found in conclusive for bacteria because not enough sampling was sent out So, uh, female leadership is just gonna set us up for victory against Russia or Chinese are here with the fuck

Good luck, Vic Huh, sounds like somebody just wanted to get something after chest there Yeah, definitely do it's back. His concern is touching Okay Yeah, what's our naval intelligence like that voice mailers are just like the coordinates of the ship. Yeah, following. We've never been more vulnerable than we are right now.

Let me tell you about all the vulnerabilities in alphabetical order. All right, just a reminder, Southern John Moindas tweeted out, can this guy be the worst broadcast I've ever seen? Dude, give it up, you don't have the skills. Funniest thing you've ever tweeted, John, congratulations. Okay, folks, guess what? The episodes over! What's with the dancing around the shit?

I stink, you hate me, great, goodbye. That was a great episode. That was really great. I got it, go me great. Goodbye. That was a great episode. That was really great. I got it. Go goodbye Goodbye. I don't know who gives a shit. Why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here Jesus. I gotta go This is getting stupid. Bye guys