Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep352 - Live in NYC (the almost lost episode)

Episode Date: October 18, 2022

This is it, the show that almost wasn't and then was and then wasn't again but then somehow is. We brought the whole gang to Manhattan where we met up with our friends Anthony Cumia, Bryan Johnson, Erik Nagel, and Missy B. After some technical issues and the world's first ever "Dabble Battle," we were able to start the show. We start with Stuttering John, check in on Opie, get caught up with Patty C Cups, and finally circle back to some classic Stuttering John. Also there are some new song parodies and special New York edition of To Catch A Dabbler. https://tellemstevedave.com/ https://www.compoundmedia.com/ https://itseriknagel.libsyn.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that finally took a break from jerking off to Karen Fee and its only fans. I'm your host, Kara, with me today. The man who's asked I had a kiss in order to be successful. Anthony Cumia is here with me today. Where's his? Hey. Hey.

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Those are always fun. This guy sounds like he's been doing radio since he was 18. Let's get right into it because we have so much to discuss today. Starting with our friend, Suttering John, and I think my board just died again. Oh. It knows the name. Yeah. All right.

Even technology wants nothing to do with this guy. It's unbelievable. That's happening right now, because it worked for just long enough to bring everybody up. And now I have to actually stop the show and restart my computer. Because- No, we- Years this.

Literally- To blow in the cartridge. Super Mario. This is not a good advertisement for Apple products right now. I have to say, well, at least least to their credit they do employ a young slave laborer from JAN. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it.

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I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. I put Merrick Gowland on my tree on Christmas. Thank you. No, what are you doing? Oh no. Uh oh, if Chad Zumaquiziri and I be a critic. Ah. Jokes on him.

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Thank you. Oh, he's got a handle on his mug. I love what he says. Thank you. Hickory, digory, doc. This chick was shocking, Mike. Oh, we get it, John. And funny.

No, neither. He's pretty good. All right. This is, this is to you, Pocky. And all of you fucking trumpers out there. All of you. Yeah. All of you. Yeah! All of you Trumpers, who really have no allegiance

to the Constitution of the United States, no allegiance to your country. Your only allegiance is to that fat fuck who grips money on a barely basis you while he lied and lies Bring himself in everything Can you believe that boy projection huh? Wow The fucking guy would trade his mom for a course he's talking about The fucking guy would trade his mom for a course. He's talking about a little bit. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Gripting, I heard this, Trump, you Trump is, you take money from people under the disguise of a fake cancestion. Yeah. A beloved Chattis, Chattacancer. You don't even have the good taste

to make up a fake cancer. It's just. Why didn't you just pull out red? Why not? Why could you just pull that instead? You gave us. So this is he's talking to Fred Trump. He's talking to Fred Trump directly about pulling out

to save the world from Donald. This isn't projection. I don't know what it is. Yeah, if John should have pulled out of anything. Why? Why couldn't he squeegee with his underwear? To distress, I need your password over here. Well, I play this game. Oh no.

Why did he just go out of the way? Why not? It's probably squeegee. Why could you just pull that instead you gave us this fucking monster that is really Started a whole New Confederacy of white supremacists That's what Donald Trump is Plain and simple. He's a white supremacist.

The projection of that is my favorite part. Oh, yeah. You didn't give him love. You didn't pick him up from soccer that one time and he developed a stutter represent. Don't spread Trump's form. I gave so many jobs to the Negro. Sunering John's been getting trolled a lot because he had on block all of these people.

Because you know who to unblock, because he's black people who actually give him money. So you know, block everybody. This is a great example of the time people are now chatting on his show. I guess that's a watch behind it, unfortunately. Andrea and Benny, and my my other moderator if you're around Just make sure that we Kind keep these Trump lunatics out all how I guess thanks for the two dollars happy belated birthday. I two of them sixty-seven years young well I'm only 53, but thanks

I don't like to lawy my body rate is hey moderators John is blocking everybody he probably blocked the people who actually wanted to buy his apartment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We can have a break or two or three. That's one hundred percent. All right. I actually, we can actually see the screen down. Oh, yeah. I love it.

I am rebuilding my show. Why about that show right now? I'm not going to get any credit for this, but it's very impressive what I'm doing. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin Kevin Kevin show this much Thursday I'm gonna replay that clip because I was really proud of my editing job and I want to make sure everyone sees that Andrea and Benny And my other moderator

If you're around Just make sure that we Try and keep these Trump lunatics out just make sure that we try and keep these Trump lunatics out. Paul Howard gets things with you. I always have people in birthday. I too, I'm 67 years young. Well, I'm only 53, but thanks. Oh, no.

50s. He said he's 53. He's been lying about his age. It's on the internet. Oh, my God. You can't lie about that. It's very easy to look it up. Once my age passed my IQ, I decided to lie.

He's unbelievable. All right, so this is John now. This is John Coping. Yeah, they don't lose nobody's. John now, this is John Coping. Yeah, they don't put no buddies. They pay me, they pay me to troll me, I love it. Isn't that funny Brian? Yeah, somebody need to pay me to troll me. I know, they actually spend their money to troll me. It's hysterical.

I personally find it hysterical. Keep the money coming, what the fuck do I care He brings out his guest and he starts immediately talking about can you believe these guys troll me and the guys like what? Yeah, everyone this is normal. This is what happens every one nothing better than coming on a guy show where everyone hates him Help my career out. Isn't this great? By the way, thanks for coming and expect some shit Great Carl. This is probably a crazy question. Yeah, I Have your clips not not for this episode now. No, okay. Did you pull a clip for this episode?

Yeah, like clip seven, well, we don't have to go into it, but they start Super chat start popping up and it's like troll super chats like stop trying to buy your son daughters love He could do that, but he's got to change computers again. I actually think I do have that on one of these clips here on your Coleco. It's actually this next one right here. It's funny that you say that. Okay. Trucker Andy you're right. American well thanks to the two bucks. He's trying to rip his own head off Then sit there and talk to John Yeah, what's that?

Please Third date Please Give me a dailer and heart Why is every pause of John just fucking gold? Holy shit Oh my god It's like Lucasfilm CGI.

Uh, every... All right. I'm gonna play this again. I know there's a lot of funny things happening here. Yeah. Okay. American well, thanks for two bucks, John. Have the date go.

Awesome. Awesome. Geez, you know, hopefully stay. She'll be right. Third date and was still dating. Oh my God. Third date was still dating. He just knows he's a failure.

He knows it. This is why you're doing what you're doing. It's amazing. Third date was still dating. Can you believe that? Actually, no. That's actually surprising. As you hear his phone ring with Ergo and...

Next to me, we're gonna hit the earth base. Yeah, she's like, I'm having a voluntary his directomy. I don't want anything to do with you anymore. All right, so this is great because he finally asks his guest to question. Remember we brought his guest out. I started talking to him about his trolls and his dates. The guy's like, okay.

So then the first question to his guest is of course are you fucking It's this favorite question to ask somebody it's crowd work question No, I you know, I'm still available I put a ring on it. Are you married me? Yeah 40 Are you married me? Yeah 40 40 39 years 39 yeah Well, you see there He really is amazing he makes his guess so uncomfortable You guys have to talk about politics and immediately just like, so I'll come here, still fucking away.

39 years. Crap. Yeah. How do you keep it interesting and bent? Well, you see there. What? Make it back. How do you get that dried up, fucking...

Spare no detail. Spare no detail. This next troll is going to be Anthony's favorite. I'm already predicting you're gonna enjoy this one quite a bit if I can find my cursor. Hey, who am I? Yeah, I don't know you have to have more shoulder Josh holy that dickhead Josh Holly doing is way holy What producer Chris Holy that dickhead Josh holly doing his way holly Producer Chris says oh Producer Chris that's inappropriate we talked about this I still think it's funny I saw it is doing but I don't know where he was going

Oh I have no idea where that went to who am I say I'm hopefully stuttering John every Alright this is John talking about how unblocking, all people he blocked, took a very long time. But again, this is not normal behavior for someone. Christina Garcia, thanks for the five bucks. Brian is the best, so dank, funny.

Thanks for for getting me back in the chat, John. I so appreciate it. Look, I just, I just, I just spent with me, Brian. I have just unblocked so don't spend with me, Brian. I have just unlocked so many people that have been accidentally blocked. It took me an hours. And this one guy on my Patreon, DWPats, and keep,

I have unlocked everybody, and I can't find this guy. I think he's fucking with me. What do you think, Brian? Does it feel good? That's it. What? Does it feel good? Don't you wear glasses like that when you don't want to be seen like by anybody I was gonna say I wasn't on the stuttering John's you know he put those glasses on so you could see all the eye rolling about

Alright, so I've been mentioning for a while now that John has turned into a Karen and it's so depressing. He used to be on the Howard Sturd show and now he just complains about everything all the time. Stop from plopping. I'm crying and uh they give me proud of me because I was talking to the school principal that I teach at and two other teachers and I was saying, look, because this one class doesn't have a math teacher. And I can't do it because I do this show on Tuesday Thursday. You know, I said, I go, listen, how about you get one teacher, you put 70 kids in one room,

at least they'll be learning algebra and you know, going along with the curriculum. And then one of the teachers go, oh, you're so cute. I'm like, I could be in condescending. He goes, yeah, I go, really, I'm so cute. The next day I see the principal and I go, hey, some might say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

I hope someday they go join us. I hope the world is a living one. Thank you. All right. Can everybody see, something came out of his mouth and is out of his pot of lip right now. So, what you're about to see is immediately after this takes place, whatever that is, falls off of his lip and lands out his shirt. You have to watch very closely, but I promise it is worth it

Oh Jesus right If you fall asleep next to that you wake up and hide it. Literally. Wow, that is fucked. I mean you could fight something like that and every episode is not that impressive, but still it's funny. Alright, this is John reading one of his tweets. Rope plus zero equals jaw.

Salt for axe. plus zero equals John. So, pracks. Alright, this is one of John's tweets. He loves telling you about funny tweets that he puts out. And I just find comedians always do that. You know, I go and see stand-up on it. They're like, oh my gosh, guys, this is tweet I did yesterday. Oh, yeah. Let me read it to you. It's what a little something like, oh, this.

Marco Rubio, it's the funniest. For I don't know if you see my tweets, but anytime Mark Rubio Yeah tweets out of psalm I come back with a Confucius thing like you know Confucius a man who goes to bed with itchy. Hi, he wake up with smelly finger Confucius Sorry, there's 13 Jerry He was so proud of himself. I don't think he should have been yeah, whenever anyone goes on me I say today you're lucky numbers are five

All right, so I pulled the bet online read because once again John starts by asking his guests are you a betting man? It's never happened to once if the guys like yeah, Wayne is sports never once but John keeps trying that yeah the series problem over here so you bet balls and strikes so this is fun so I fast forward through all the nonsense and read but then I get to the point where John talks about these recent best cities put in this is just amazing. Hey, Brian, I'm just gonna ask you a little simple question. Are you a betting man? I bet not. All right, well, bet online.ag is the fastest and easiest way to wager on all your favorite sports.

I Was just like He's embarrassed What be a rock you guys All right, check out these bats that John recently put it on this side today. I'll tell you what they are first of all I bet on the commanders to beat the Bears that's fairs and I bet Aaron judge will hit a home run We know home and that pays 15 bucks. I only bet five hours and then I put 10 bucks that the Yankees will beat the Guardians by a point. All right, he bet $5 to win 15.

Sure. I know. Like, why? What's the point? Why bother? What a waste of any what's time. By the way, the Yankees lost. I'm sorry.

You know how much Roach exterminate he get for 15? Yeah, well, he does. I don't. He's reading it. Obviously, he's never bet. Well, he said was, I bet that Aaron Judgement hit a home run. Aaron Judgement, all for five with four strikeouts. He said, well, he's a good job run, by the way.

What's that? He goes, Aaron Judgement will win a home run. Of course he said that. Yeah. What is that? Yeah, I want a home run. He's a moron. Yeah.

I don't know if you realize that. I don't know how, just for this horse. Horse, horse, work. Wow. All right. So then someone pays five bucks to call John out for the exact thing I was just calling John out for it. And and Aaron Rogers is a blowhard, but that's just me. And I'm a packer fan. I know, but he's an anti-vaccine idiot. Yeah. Yeah. You know, this is obviously a trolling, guessing film drill. Thanks for the five bucks.

I love you a bit online. We just start with you guessing. He doesn't gamble. Never gets old. I didn't say I didn't gamble. I said, I bet I don't. There you go. That's a gamble.

Let's. Just out affected by this at all. He loves it. He loves it with the trolls. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Another troll wants to let the army major know what a piece loving liberal he is I remember the curbs Tom I'm a peaceful person, but I do want to curb stop a few people. Oh my god. Love it, I have a green screen behind you with nothing on it. No, he's always doing that. It really doesn't make sense. I want to see things that Lucas is going to put it out, like 10 years ago, with all due

special effects. Oh my god, we eat that, like, the internet internet start photoshopping shit in there. Yeah, really just makes it easier for you to put like gay sex videos behind them. Not that I'm saying to do that. Maybe a little full metal jacket because this guy looks very proud of the pile. Maybe the other scenes. Why aren't you stopping private vials, gut sounds? Yeah, look at all this stuff.

Actually, real quick, if someone get me one of those bubbly kids in... Ooh! I thought I'd be the first one to ask for a drink from the state. I didn't pour like you did, you went up here. I've got to keep it fresh. Let's start drinking, shaming people. I do it every, we're missing. I do it every night.

Exactly. I don't want to hear that kind of shaming. All right. So this is my favorite clip from this episode. After he has his guest sleeve, he decides to start bragging about how popular his show has become. The hardest thing about being an Yankee's fan is the web. Because you never can predict that it's going to rain enough.

Aren't there people who are brave to do that? Is that like all things? I feel like you can determine whether it's going to rain or not. I have an app on my phone that tells me they do it every hour on the 9th. Right. That's the hardest problem being an Yankees fan. Raid. But why is it only like exclusive to baseball?

We got golfers Don't try to figure it out. It's gonna be a day game. Who can predict the sun's gonna come on? I also like to thank all my people in here. I wouldn't thank everyone for the super chats And everyone just for being here. I got to stand it. There are a lot of people out of work, although the unemployment rate is down to all. Down to wrecking. Oh my god. So John caught himself. He remembered who the president was. He's like, I know the economy sucks. I mean, it's great. Wait, no. Everything's going amazing. Yeah, but it's also wrong yet. The unemployment when it's down, it's good.

Yeah, also, I want to point out this is not a good advertisement for his merch. That t-shirt is not good shape right now. I don't know why he's still wearing it. It's throwing out. It's not. It's brand new. My god, it's brand new. This is brand new. This is brand new. This is brand new. This is brand new. It's brand new. My god, this is right in the wash.

This is the wash. And I also like to thank everybody here. I like to thank all my Patreon members who helped me to pass my first Patreon milestone. What was that? All right, so this is something that Shuley pointed out and Uncle Rico. He's so right John All these tutors when he's lying. Yeah, yeah, so you know it's his tell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which you have to You look like a lizard grab it a mealworm Bullshit 500 people bullshit I also like to thank all my YouTube members got over a hundred of those bullshit

Okay, 100 so I Have an inside guy who kind of knows some stuff about John, which I appreciate if patreon number is at 121 Which is impressive for him, but not five not five hundred and by the way he should pat you on the back for getting that one No shit. Let's be real here. So here's here's a suggestion He said that we should offer him twenty thousand dollars if he shows his patreon number on his patreon I love it. If he says he got five hundred proof it will pay him twenty thousand dollars to do it But if that a go fuck. It'll go directly to my people. Yeah.

To the beloved cancer member. That is fucked up because John Will take a shitload of money to expose that he's piece of shit. Well, we don't really pay him if he was right. Yeah, but also. I mean, you know, if he showed that it was five minutes. But what's also acknowledged that you have put a price out, he then upped it and said, oh, 25.

You can do that. Every time he's like, oh, he gets 4,000. He always ups the empty every time. And he's like, I'll do it 100,000. It's like that old joke. Well, you suck my different 20 bucks. It's definitely not how about a million All right, well, okay, how about 30 well, I'm not a whore. I thought we're negotiating We mean all right, so someone on dabble as anonymous went through and looked at 12 episodes in a row of Stuttering John's

Podcast and calculated how much money he made from Super Jets I'll take the soup. He was he averaged $63.74 per episode. Oh my is well, that's gross though. So 70% of that is That's a counting human You're fucking a counting joke go 20 times 16 joke go filled down No, it's it's crunchy people okay so that he got Then he goes on to say he's identified nine people who are members on his YouTube channel

So the YouTube members pay 49 and a month eight of them pay 49 and a month one of them is a super fan who pays 99 and a month I call a mom. Oh So if you add up the membership income, that's another 49-91 per month that he's making. So after doing all the calculations per month, he's making 12 episodes, he's making $570 and $32 cents. A month? And by the way, that includes Chrissy Mayer's $50 donation, which was a third thing that he received. That doesn't include blood donations and medical research. Wow, you

got to love the dabblers. They go they go pretty deep with this and I'm sure they're the ones paying most of this like people wanting here and because Exactly, I do want to also address this thing that I have going on with Brent Hattley because Brent claims that that Boy smell that leaked was not actually to him because he didn't reach out to Tommy from MSCS to try to get John's number Bullshit. Well listen, I don't like I said. I don't know either way the guy that I know says that it was Brent Hattley. I'm compulsed. Oh, I know is that if Brent

Didn't feel guilty. He wouldn't have reacted in the way that he's been reacting. Wow. He's flying off the handle about it I've gotten so many emails from him. He's like quitting miserable man over at like Brent. An innocent man doesn't behave like this. Oh, doesn't look good. He's looking like when I texted OP, the cunt won't even look at it. Yeah.

Look, I did it. He said that's a means for that. And by the way, the cunt way. That's really funny. He said that's the meatball. By the way, the cunt meatball. That's really funny. All right, we're going to do our next segment of the show. So I'm going to keep Anthony up here. But I'm going to ask for our OP radio segment

that we get Vinny and Jenny Jingles. Oh, yeah. Oh, the stage. Yeah, yeah. Awesome. All right. Oh, yeah. As we do this switch over, I want to play a brand new song from Tony Muscat. This one is for this show. This is New York, New York.

We've got hot Carla in the house, buying his own tickets. We've got Anthony Cumia here, otherwise known as Pocky, here in the city that never sleeps, aren't chewing the shit. I've got a new place to stay. I'm gonna be living with my mom in New York. The Melend's family suit, all covered with stains. I'm playing knock, knock, run away. In New York, I walk to wake up, wearing sneakers that never leak

I'll never see my kids again I'll be scaring my niece These Kanoga Park Blues are wasting away Blurs Always staying away I'm gonna miss the home deep both signed And one Unless it comes to New York if supercuts dies my hair Make it Anywhere Gonna break I'll make it anywhere I'm gonna break Carl's legs in New York

Howdy, my friend Alright, so Opie just put out a livestream Thursday morning. He's doing the sunrise thing in the background, you know? That's why people tune in to watch the sunrise with okay All right, and he's doing this thing that's as obnoxious as something John skull I can't stand it. It's gold Opie's got his own thing that he does Oh, all right. I'll do it cheers the leasing Connor first sip of coffee cheers Oh Cheers Lisa Connor first sip of coffee cheers. Oh

buddy Cheers First of all, there's a rip off of fucking Ron right any oh yeah all this stuff is around with someone here's all these weaseman Erisms you just run just grab them yeah, yeah, but Ronnie used to go like hey cheers Makes it last part and he makes it so much less fun. So what hope is? That was a nuclear adequacy. That's not a sunset.

It's OK. It takes us out too. Oh, I don't care. I don't mind. Yes. In Stuttering John. John, I'm like, well, evens out in the end. All right.

So what's great about this episode is that people are trolling OP non-stop and OP's too dumb to not show the comments on the video screen. I don't know why he does this. It doesn't make any sense to me because he puts them up and says I'm not going to talk about that. Which okay, why did you bring it up? Yeah, you did. It started choking me out at the telemark, and

Coral thought it was absolutely hilarious, and then, and then he jumped in and helped me, but the guy for real was choking me out. He was pissed off. I don't know anything about Anthony, let's move on. Ah! So the question was, you know if the hurricane did any damage to Anthony's new house in South Carolina. He was up there the whole time and he's like, oh I don't want to talk about that. Uh, well I'm talking about that. I don't know anything about Anthony.

You've never heard of him. I don't know if I can... For a guy to put, he sits there every time he does this. Yeah, to show people... look at and who gives a shit all I think is does the window open and can get the stuff out of it and can you livestream it please so I would love that that I would want

if you were ready to subscribe to the A-T all right I love that. I would watch. If you were ready to sit on the AT! Alright. I'll see myself out. Alright, so here's another comment that OP leaves up on the screen way too long. That's what he does.

But let's also throw some honesty at this. I'm like, I'm not a 10-50, I'm not a 4K. I'm like, what is it? A 757-40, whatever that one is? That's bait. That's where I'm at in my life. So, I'll explain what he's talking about because it's so ridiculous. So, I'll be talking about how he used to be hot and he's not anymore. So, he's trying to say I'm not 4k. I'm more 720p I know that because I know resolution works this guy's going I don't know if it's a 750 or a 360 or a big twist

It's a fucking no one he's talking about No, and that looks important I'm not a 1050 I'm like what is it a'm 80 I'm like, what is it? A 75740, whatever that one is? That's great. That's where I'm at in my life. So the cabinet here says,

Oh, Pete, do you want to become a mean like Centering John one day or not? And that's from Gina Bobina. Who trolls him quite a bit this episode? He doesn't even know. Oh, Gina Bobina! She was on there the whole time. I know. Who trolls him quite a bit this episode? He doesn't even know he's like oh jeanibabina She was on there the whole time. I know. I gotta be honest. I don't know Listen to him, but the trolls are hilarious. There's so much better just like centering John Opie's trolls are always funnier than he is

Yeah, and he doesn't know what a troll is or what a real thing sometimes he doesn't know they it's funny And he's here his answering though. Oh You poor fuck you don't realize you scoop it on your right now Even though this kind of rigged your brain. It's it's given the kids some nice filtering I know so cost himself the kid the kid right, he could be considered the kid on Pluto. If you know how rotations around the sun work. I guess. That was a science joke.

Fucking science joke. Wait, wait, wait, your rain is fucking. Fuck yeah. I don't even know what I just said. Fuck yeah. Oh yeah, oh yeah, I don't even know what I just said Yeah, homo run It's going on right now All right, so after this he takes a chance to take shots at Jim and Sam because he pops up a comment He doesn't have to pop these comments up. He is controlling this the entire time

How long you think Jim and Sam shows you're gonna like it'll last a long time But they're paying them literally nothing they cut their salaries dramatically No, you get literally I'm sorry. I don't want it. No, I know. No, you have to say that because the fact that he does what everyone's salary is absurd at this point. He's making literally not. No, literally. You're making literally literally not

being literally. Literally. And Jim and Sam are doing very well together. Well, it's not even their only jobs. They both have many, many jobs. No, other things that they do. Oh, this. He's so jealous. And also, he doesn't know how much they make. It things that they do. Oh, this.

He's so jealous. And also, he doesn't know how much they make. It's never been released. Yeah, yeah. No one knows how much they make. I doubt Jim or Sam is telling OP what their new contract is. Not only so. To them, they're like, eh, it's not costing us much.

Let them just sit there and rock for a few more years. So I'm sure it will be around for a while, but you know what? That doesn't define me. If I ever find out that there are no longer at Sirius XM, sure, I'll have a very good day. You guys, what he says right here is so insane. What he says right here is so insane. Here's X-XAM, sure, I'll have a very good day. I'll have an extra skip in my step, of course I will. So Opie says the day that they get,

let go from here, X-XAM, he'll have a skip in his step. That's gonna make him happy, which is an absurd thing to say, especially when you follow that up with this. My happiness does it rely on their show getting kicked off serious, or anything like that. I mean, we start to wind on all our things to happen for your happiness, and you're going down the wrong road, my brothers and sisters.

Can I get an A-man? That's a mental pace, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does everyone see what the cabinet is up on the screen? I traveled back in time to watch myself a video. It ain't pretty. Dear God, how could I say and do such things? Heavy breasted radio failure. This guy is trying to take a shot at me and me. And I use such as coming in.

Thank you, sir. I'm so much better than you, man. It's amazing. Like, why would you have the show for, man? Have the people are goofing on you. Why are you showing the comments? That's the people are goofing on you? Why are you showing the comments? I don't think so. I don't think he's these are super chats Comment up there and he accept that yes

For episode yeah, he always he always opened up with a you can give me stars Yeah, yeah, he still does the stars thing on Facebook Which we know are a penny a piece? I think a lot of stars to pay for parking in Manhattan But you got to the end of this right because he did say 300,000 300,000 oh god when he breaks about his numbers He always talks about his number

And then as the park in the street and not in his buildings parking garage because some fucking animal knocks his wind of mirrors office vehicle also I want to do it. By the way, who's doing that? Now that's a twist right there. You never heard of it. I've no shadow on style to it. Alright, keep it on the Qt. Okay. So here's the thing about podcast. When he came out with the OP radio

show, he was number two on iTunes. He had a ton of people. What's your number two? In some ways. Coming in it. Number two. The number one douchebag. Jeez, I thought I was doing the worst job. I said I'm so ready. Hope he would be a better tech guy than you. Shut the fuck up. I do not think anyone would be. I think it's in 750P. Yeah, I think he's only done it for 17 years.

After the devil battle, we're going to have the run-up podcast. Contest. Who could come up here to run a podcast better than me, everyone. 17 year after the devil battle we're gonna have the run-up podcast contest Who could come up here to run a podcast better than me everyone yeah exactly Plunk of new Download Chrome All right, I forgot when I was talking about let's just move on to the next clip I was talking about, let's just move on to the next clip. It's something to think about. Yeah, I think you're right about that.

So OP is going to, oh, that's so saying, he debuted at number two. What happens is people subscribe to your show and then it just shows up and it gets downloaded every single time there's a new episode. It doesn't mean they're listening to it. Nobody's listening to it anymore. I have tons of podcasts that I subscribed to years ago

that I never unsubscribe from. They get downloaded after three accumulating. I don't know if they get deleted, whatever. It doesn't take up space, I don't care. But the numbers are there. So Opie's going, I get 300,000 downloads in a month, you do, but you have 20 listeners. That's not good.

That's not a good thing. Why do they point all of that out? It wasn't even funny. No, no. But it's, but sometimes factuals better than funny. Yeah, I'm reporting to facts here. Yeah, I'm a journalist up here as Brett Hattlee called me the other day. But journalist. All right. Anyway, so hope he announced he's got a new show He's got a spin-off. He's gonna be working on

I was at a get-part yesterday where We're thinking about... I hope he's picking up. ...a kind of a side project, a beer podcast. Maybe I'll put it on my regular podcast feed, it'll be radio, but you know, Matt Lones, Get Parts, he has become a very good friend of mine. And... No, he has it. I actually stopped him because he did the food for my, um, my daughter's 10th birthday.

I'm like, Matt, I'm gonna pay, I'm gonna pay someone anyway. So can you make the food for the party and you better charge me, uh, full price. Oh my god. Oh, shit. He's the genius. Fuck you, leverage. No one would say that out loud if they weren't wise. He's like John without I paid Over there Yeah, you know this was totally just like hey, I'll pay full price. No, you're my pal. Oh, yeah I got no you better charge people price. I gave you yeah That's like saying and obviously look if there are some

agent people here you'll understand this. It's like a spin-off from the show Super Train. Thanks. No one remembers it because it was a piece of shit show that failed. You can't spin off of a show that isn't popular. We're getting to is spin off. Let's get the secondary character and give that their own show. Yeah, it's happening. Spin off. This guy's way too fucking high. So you'll notice one of the comments on there while he was

playing that. Do Jim and Sam talk about you on their show? Was one of the things somebody asked while he was playing that Do Jim and Sam talk about you on their show? Was one of the things somebody asked because he's talking about them By the way they never No they've never brought up Opie once We're just great He's not off the metal He doesn't, he doesn't need to

Maybe sometimes he eludes to the chip I'm glad you said that I'm glad you said that because this next clip So this is him talking about this new beer show he's gonna do But look at the comment that comes up very well. So we uh I think we might start doing like a little beer podcast on the side where you know I'll stop in. We'll try a couple beers, we'll explain what we're drinking, maybe some other beer knowledge.

Um so we were kind of going over that yesterday at Get Parts. I think it would be, I think it would be, you know, kind of fun. I don't know what he sees. I don't know what he's actually having that. And think like, yeah, fuck Jimmy. He brings up narcissists. Hey, wait a minute. So the comment on there if you're listening, who knows, I'll put this out in audio, I can't imagine I will, but who does? Jimmy makes a lot of references to a narcissist that blames everyone else. It's what the comment was when he asked the other person asked if they ever talked about him. And yes, they do talk about him, but never using his name. The narcissist obviously.

Yup, you get it? And guess who one of those people is that he blames? I'm sitting next to him right now! Jesus! Here we go. And guess who one of those people is that he blames. I'm sitting next to him right now. Jesus. Here we go. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- I apologize. My my career speed. So, I got a hefty breasted radio failure. People ask you for advice to your God. Oh, he just keeps reading these comments. He's so stupid. This guy is not your friend. I'm sorry. I have to be breasted radio failure. I've been to get ready. I apologize. My career speaks for itself. So stop

trying to guess like you idiot. You know what's so funny? What's so funny? I hope you know Anthony yes. Farward. I will say it every single time. It wasn't for Anthony. I would barely have any hate in my life. So isn't that great? The guy that, yeah, and- I thought he was gonna say, if we're for Anthony, we're never any success. Instead of success, hate. Yeah. What else? Okay. Listen up, I have the one who started goofing out of your podcast, so be- Unbelievable run with and, you know, made millions of dollars with, is now the guy pushing so much hate towards me. That's why I think he's a piece of garbage

Already got one thing right Hey that broken clock thing he said earlier that fucking broken clock to pay off now Yeah, look I'm gonna be so pissed when I slip it in my garbage bag tonight You piece of garbage Why does he a lot it's not like someone else's Loud To post shit about him That he doesn't see the one on the screen, but no, I don't think he does. Yeah, it's embarrassing.

Now this works. All right. This is good. This is gonna maybe enrage you a little bit, Anthony. So now he's talking about how successful he was because he got all these huge contracts over the years. All right. This is a funny thing about OP. We were talking about this on the way over here. The story's bullshit already. It's well, it's thing about OP we were talking about this on the way over here the story's bullshit already It's what what's great about oh funny thing about Opie. He likes to pretend He likes to pretend he can roll with the punches and it doesn't bother him But then as soon as the starts to bother him enough, he's like by the way, I was very successful in radio I think you know I can't make a lot of money I think you know I can ban a lot of money. Yeah, we do. We know that.

I didn't need open job. Yeah, I need a Jimmy. Oh, he must. Right, yeah. Yeah, Big Hadley would have gotten you there for sure. Jesus. If you didn't kill him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh my god. You know, bringing up John's daughter. Big radio. He's a better dancer, huh? Companies, they're fuck, and if they can keep you down. All right, so this is him talking about the stuff where he wants. They will. And the radio business.

Why can't I get to the point? How the radio business is very hard. Like, these radio companies, their cheapest fuck, and if they can keep you down, they will. If they can keep you down they will. If they can fire you they will. They will find any reason to get rid of you. So year after year after year after year after year after year after year after year after year after year. It's like wow it's like P.V. Herb and I gave you It did seem like an eternity didn't it? After year after year after year after year after year They gave me ridiculous contracts. No why cuz I know how to do this shit. What? Oh my god. You're trying to knock him down all you want. And the people that had to write the checks and trust me, they didn't want to write those checks.

They knew how talented I was. That's the reality right there. Fuck this. Goodbye. Ha ha ha ha. Holy shit, this fucking guy. You're going to turn to the Kevin Brennan to start trashing this place. We had an agent.

He made the deal. Right. This fuck would go, no, I'd like a great deal. Literally millions of dollars. I want this, I want that. One day before signing, we should wait and see if, and I'm sitting there going, I will fucking shoot you in the face. I will fucking shoot you in the face fucking shoot you in the face and he makes it seem like me well you know and he just bought a dinosaur to put next to a

dinosaur I got a paper wrapped by my bull mother fucker and a Ford not to sign this and what a shot nobody couldn't find his gun. Take that pocket. I should have bit his hand. I love listening to the soapy by the way, this is my favorite version. He sounds like a federal habit. He's played the big road. Oh yeah. He sounds just like Fred Travolino with a Carter impression. Stop going over. I'm like butter. Wow, you are older than I thought. Yeah. And labor.

All right. If you think you're angry now, wait until this next clip. Oh, jeez. Always gonna explain that he was so valuable to the show, but nobody knows it. Nobody knows what he was doing except for him. Oh, yeah, wow, that makes sense. Yeah. I actually don't check out.

And sadly, a lot of my stuff that I did do for the Open Anthem show will absolutely go, excuse me, unnoticed for the rest of my life, because it was things that To the god damn radio show that's what a my curses one of the things being brother. We just talk about a lot the things The comment right now 44 people open you're killing

44 people, Opie. You're killing him. He's 44 people watching it right now. Does someone have to approve what goes on the screen? He hits the bot that all of us. Does he think that's a compliment? I thought I only had 25 people. Yeah, we're up for Tuesday. What is it, I like it because it was things that you didn't hear when listening to the God damn radio. Oh, I like comedy. The funny parts of the show.

What do you think Brother Weaseput talk about a lot? The things you have to do as the host of the show controlling the action, raw, the guy that has to do a lot of the work and the scene stuff, the guy that has to do a lot of the crime scene stuff, the guy that has to take on most of the fucking meetings. Oh! Good that gets you angry at the thing. I went to all the meetings. I did all the fucking sponsor meetings and the management.

He literally went out with some of the management for lunch every so often, so he could shit talk the staff. And then when the staff wanted to fire, when the management wanted fire staff, he'd go back and go, don't fire. And then he'd go to the staff and go, I just saved your job. Meanwhile, he told the staff how fucked up or it's old management I fucked up the staff was this motherfucker. He really is a treat isn't it? By the way as a host you don't have to worry about that. Yeah manage it. You have a

Fucking agent that is supposed to take care of that shit. You're supposed to be funny something he failed at You're supposed to be funny something he failed at Herobly I Wish me and Jimmy could have been as fun and funny and exciting to work with as Greg Fuckin' Faggot Hughes Sorry there it goes right I just got you kicked off of a platform. I don't even think we're recording this show. I don't even know what that is. It doesn't count. This show doesn't count. It's fine. I will be asked back. Oh, City Wider, he's done with me, but...

Can I at least get one more glance? You shouldn't ask for that before that. Alright, so finally, Hopey addresses me. Aww, Hopey! Aww! Aww! Wow! Wow! I'm going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going to say, you're going, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Can I just say I know Opie is listed to the show because we's called me screaming

That's right. That's right. I forgot about that. You guys are from Rochester. Yeah, he know the we Yeah, we test by no I am Rochester and Opie that's his Mentor love for the we love so be so of course he knows you guys. Yes. Oh yeah. Bra, bra. What do you know about this, uh, who are these, uh, podcast show? Oh, you mean my buddy Carl's show? Your buddy? Yeah. How dare they be funny, entertaining. You better tell this guy I know, people.

Really? Yeah, seriously, if they're in a grave in denang. Yeah. I don't think they can help. Really? Yeah, seriously, yeah in a grave in denang Yeah, we's as she wanted to like bring me on a show or something and tell me what for it I'm like, all right. Yeah, I said to hey that you can use my studio. Come on Ed. Okay, Carl. Tell whatever you want. Pesh, she being made Here I got a radio gig for you Carl come on down Yeah, the motorcycle All right

Hey the big time Hey the studios empty You know how happy I would be to drive him to that needed All right, but but then who would do the creep off with you, Vitty? Who would do the creep off? Tell me to answer that question. He's got some list there. All right. Guys, can we listen to the rest of this? I've been waiting for six years For open to a dress face I was just I'm sick this out felt the name trust me But I've never heard a second of their stuff. I have no sign and I have no respect for people That their whole thing is to just what attack other people doing this. Yes, Jacktober. It's Jacktober

You've done literally Jack oh my god. He has no respect. Literally what we did on Dr. Obert. I still get so much for detail. The technology got better for playing Clip. Oh, you ran with that ball. And this fuck is like, who Jews such a thing? For I am Christ. We got a shot shut the fuck up. Yeah.

That their whole thing is to just what? Attack other people doing this? I think that's what they do. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh So Jenny from the Jingle department also watched this entire episode and what she did was she pulled screen grabs every time there was someone trolling OP that he was putting up on the screen. So I did a quick edit today. Some of these you've seen before, some of them will be new to you but this is just a fun little video for us to enjoy. I'm not a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a Oh my God!

Oh, is that great! Thank you! I don't miss it. At least I could do. No, it does have a very, very least. I fucking hung out and knew and worked with Oby for over 20 years He absolutely listens to me Carl

Anyone that he thinks is saying shit about Oby he will fucking listen about Opie. He will fucking listen to him. Oh! Oh! Who's that? All right. Ladies and gentlemen, hold on to your wallets. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Alright, so you noticed that somebody posted that I'm a kiss ass, which is a reference to a course chance You, mark who says that oh my god, he called into your show to say this is so funny. It's a silly so embarrassing This is what he literally said to you. He goes I'm your only real friend because I don't kiss your ass

And I think that what you said to it was like we're not friends If I believe that the next song you to heard was gunshot to my fucking head Chad So anyway, I was gonna download Chad's new comedy special that he wanted us for more Oh, yeah, but instead what I've done is I've gone ahead and just listen to the trailer. So this is the best part of his comedy special. So you didn't even make a dime off of the deal. No, no. This is just the trailer to get you excited about. Would you put your credit card number into that?

No. Oh my God. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, any town, USA, I put that one in. John Doe. Once you do John Doe's credit card. Once you do fake street. Yeah. All right, so I want to say that the one thing Chad has down is acting like a stand-up pop. He's been doing it for a couple of decades, so he looks like he's, if you didn't know English,

you'd be like, probably he'd pretty good stand-up. But because we all know English. I moved to Florida six months ago. I love it. My buddy says, hey man, let me say you some tourist attractions. You need to check out when you go to Florida. Like cool. Call me a couple weeks ago. He's like, he checked out those tourist attractions. Like, no. He's like, what? No, that's like, because I found my favorite tourist attraction day one. He's like, what is it?

I'm like, Tampa, Walmart, Undale, Maverick. Have you been there? Sorry. I want to point out this conversation, I don't get every detail. I mean, he goes, which one? And then I said, hold on a second. Yeah.

Have you said, yeah, but do this? I said, no, I did. And then he said, all right, it's a couple of too many details about this conversation. I said, not a second Yeah, but you do this I said no I did All right, it's a couple too many details about this kind of thing. It's a weird as repy sweaty cadence to that he's going Yeah, all right Oh nurse 20 25 seconds in the punchline The punchline was Walmart all right 25 seconds Let's see where he goes with us. That's like, because I found my favorite tourist attraction day one.

I was like, what is it? I'm like Tampa Walmart on Dale Maybury. Have you been there? You gotta go now. This is like a go now. My goal tonight is to make the Tampa Walmart on Dale Maybury the number one tourist destination in the country. It's not gonna happen, Jess. No one's watching this special. is to make the Tampa Walmart on Dale Mayberry the number one tourist destination in the country. It's not gonna happen, Jess. No one's watching this special. This doesn't. It's not even like a comedy special.

Is he doing like a local bit? Is he about to do shit about the local Walmart on his comedy special? Yes. Selling merch. Yeah, it's gonna say salvation army, but it's not for the salvation Arby! You guys following this so far? Apparently, this wallbar, it's crazy! Let's find out!

What's going on in this wallbar? No comic does that. Apple Walmart and Dale Maybre the number one tourist destination in the country. It's better than any Walmart you will ever see people. It is White Trash Stravaganza. There's everything. Is White Trash extravagantza punchline? Yeah.

Can you clarify this for me? This is the trailer? This is the trailer. Yeah. The best- You're more of this. This is the trailer. Is it the trailer? Yeah. The best- You're more of this? You're gonna say. Carl, yeah.

I went to ground zero this morning and I laughed harder. Well, it was funnier. Yeah. You got it. It's not you, Tim. Yeah. Not you. That was a big oopsie. I'll blame you Going on that should be going on There's no rules

Dry bar has rules no shirt no shoes no service not of the Tampa Walmart on Dale Mayberry You can walk in naked and possibly be general manager within three weeks. What's the background? Two. One guy to the stand-in-goal. Yeah. That was incredible Chad. Good stuff.

No wait, it's Chad. I thought those jokes were pretty good holy shit. That is good holy shit. So that's as much as you back material I'll be doing it on really how much alright Thank you everybody. Thank you so much. Thank you so much fun. I love you guys W W-A-T-P is awesome. Thanks, buddy. Yeah. You're almost saved. Thanks, Harry. Oh, please.

Great time. Thank you, everybody. Jenny Jiggles, everybody. And what's here for Vity Paulina? I'll be back up later. All right. At this time, I want to bring up Eric Nagel Brian Johnson and Oh my god. Here we go. Oh, they found a hand truck for Iraq. There you move down one. All right.

If my computer were working right now, you would be hearing a song by Night Ranger. But unfortunately, I do not have that drop right now. Don't tell me you don't love my show. Because that's absurd. That's absurd. Let's get into Patti's Seacups. Now, Groze, you were checking out some of his music and music critiques. Oh, absolutely.

And I was checking out the ways that was sort of free water So if you don't mind I want to start with free water and then we could talk a little bit about Some of the critiques he has going on now this starts off with patty being patty because he's putting in less work than usual To his show and he's bragging about that. He thinks that that's a Unnobal thing that he does. I don't know how to start a show anymore guys. I don't know how to do it. I've forgotten. I've forgotten. I've given up. I'm putting in, you know, a lot less effort than ever before. And I like it. I'm enjoying it. I don't know what that means to you. I don't know if that means that you are also enjoying it. Keep in mind. It's a lot of work.

Wait, what? Doing nothing is a lot of work. I kind of think he wants it both ways when he says things like that. It doesn't seem to make a ton of sense to him. Why can't I not? Go ahead. No, not anymore. Not anymore. It's folks.

I know he smokes, but he's not a drinker. All right, so it's smoking. Where do he add in his life? Because it's hard to figure out. You have kids screaming, yet a wife or baby mama yelling at him. And now I think you said it's just 3 AM in a closet now for how he does his show. So did everyone leave him? Like every podcast that you focus on here? Yes, correct

There's nobody by his side at this point. They've all given up on him Which I would get much giant hogg personally He doesn't Puzzle any more right because everybody's got to he can spray out for the rest of the 50 square feet Yeah, yeah, you don't hear a lot of echo, do you? It does. It does have headphones hanging on the wall.

Yeah, it's not bouncing around the room, that for sure. Okay, so he starts ranting about how there's too much advertising on podcasts. And then he gets very confused, yeah? Every episode he talks about. He hates advertising. Four episodes and I always feel like like now when I talk about everything No because the problem is that he watches and listens to way too many podcasts It's only form of our thing right. I just want all these brands to fail

Just the proof that the podcasters that are pushing these Products don't have fans that actually give it fuck like most of the fans that I guarantee you they get higher numbers for the shit that's free then they do for the shit that's you know cost money right like you're gonna you're gonna see two million views on your YouTube channel you're not gonna see two million on your Patreon all right that's just what it is so you can't think that the people that are also watching the free version also have the ability to buy fucking some Lucy gun.

He can't afford anything. Right. So he's one of those assholes like movies should be free. He should be. If you had money you paid for the he thinks to support the products. Correct. And the platforms that are on. He can't afford anything. So, according to him, if you're watching a free program, you can't afford any of the advertised products on there. So he's completely unaware of the business model of radio and television for 50 years. Like this has been their business model for Everton.

He's going, why would you advertise that? I show it's free. That's what us poor people want to do. He's rambling sound like a guy who's right to a crowd full of great attendees My god if I could call to per question they got that You'll be mentioned heavily in this man Oh, that's not gonna be good. All right, and now we want to go after your specific advertisers And how many people are getting a new mattress?

Oh! I do like that, but you know, and what's the deal with all these mattresses? What are people sleeping at every night? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Remember in Detroit, we were talking about, you guys couldn't hear it, but we were talking about,

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. He had a whole thing about like, Bluetooth, because every podcast is Bluetooth. And he's like yeah there's gonna be a blue-chew support group and he's like some people chew blue chew man come on well this next clip is almost as retarded as that the only time that I've ever been close to being sponsored there was never any talk of actual money it was just hey here's our product we'd like you to try it and it it's pretty clear that the people that we're trying to sponsor the show in the first place weren't actual listeners or fans. Because it was like neutropics and shit. It's like vitamins. And I don't know what I've been doing throughout this podcast that would make somebody assume that I'm just popping vitamins willy nilly every morning.

I'm just popping vitamins willy nilly every morning Popping vitamins really nilly See he's gonna O.D. on Blitztones glue and then who in the history of broadcasting Personally, like I can't advertise snapple because I don't drink snapple I don't take lucha. I don't take this so I can't take their money and do the library to Geeds the fucking better health that's what it is hot That would be helpful I guarantee this motherfucker never touched the vegetable let alone a bite of it I like that the only potential sponsor you ever had wasn't going to pay him money Yeah, that's how sponsorship works

Fabric Michael that's not a sponsorship He's in the on that preserver that put the ads on his face Anchored on a five yeah, that's his sponsor Anchored He's in the on that preserver that put the ads on his face. Anchor Donna 5 Yeah, that's his sponsor Anchor Donna 5. He reads an ad for every episode. Shit on sponsors Shit on places that make money, but you're on the thing that you're not paying for that's putting advertising on there Making you money. It's almost like he's dumb Sorry, I'm not putting out his pod episodes anymore. The sound quality wasn't good enough.

No. Alright, so now this is another non-surgical thing that he says. He wishes he were a guy that cross-promoted his projects. You could easily be that guy if you want to because as we know Patrick Michael has many talents. Employment's not one of them but he can podcast, he can sing, he can make videos, he's an artist, what am I missing? I mean he's a comedic and a comedian. You know I wish I was one of those people that wanted to cross, promote all of my things

Because you guys know I do the fucking metal vocals and covers and shit like that. Why wouldn't I be putting it in my podcast He wishes he was a guy who wanted to do it Every fucking show he brings up that god awful MMA thing and he spent two minutes talking about I didn't even quit back I don't want to give it any promotion and then he's like boy, I wish I promoted stuff anyway about all that other stuff I knew and like 19 podcasts ago he's promoted that one Of course the one about we talked to you look you know how to party. Yeah, yeah Do you party you do a party? Yeah party you would talk about that and then well, but people I see nine people are listening to the briefcase But I want you to come, he used to do this shit.

He forgets everything the second he's done saying it. It's Goldfish member. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You can't be a fish to walk her. All right. So then he starts complaining about these standups to a podcast. You don't do a good job with ad reads because these things that they should be able to ad

live ad reads better instead of just straight reading the ad copy, which by the way a lot of advertisements want you to just read the ad copy. That's kind of why they wrote it. Some of the most famous clips out there are like is like Bill Burr Trashing Sherry's very yeah, I'm nature truck anytime they let them Yeah, anytime you let comics do what they do the sponsor's free. Don't do that. Yeah, it's like your pain meets to do that Yeah, so it's like why are comments do that because then they don't get thousands of dollars for these ads Yeah, Tim Dylan used to talk about this underwear cup when he was like, yeah, the CEO used to murder all these children and I rag.

Yeah. And guess what? They don't sponsor his show anymore. He's a good bit. He used to do the thing with magic schoolers, where it's like, oh, it's multiple, no children. Everything. And then when he's with diabetic rants,

he's like, totally against what the serial reformer. All right. So this is him talking. This is him complaining about these stand-ups and the way they do these adries and why is this detrimental to them and Yet stand-up comedians are so quick to shit on the sketch artist or the improv artist and yet it comes to the script They have to read they can't be creative for even a second They all want to be actors my god. They want to be actors. They want to be in movies and shit and they think it should just be handed to them. But yet they don't put in the work. Because that's the first place you do it. The ads, the part of the show that is guaranteed to be seen by people with real money.

Okay, because you have to send in all of the codes for the times that you talk about the product. Okay, so if it's a pre-roll, you send it, you send a eight minutes, 13 seconds, we did the fucking Sapa ad. There you go. First of all, that's not what a pre-roll is. It wouldn't be an eight minute send.

The pre-roll is the first thing you do on a show. Secondly, do you think that ad reads our auditions? If you want to get an ad to do a good job with this ad read. No. He just said he hates podcasts with ads. And then he say, well, they're not doing the ads right. But it's tickling. He said that the hardest thing that you should work on in a podcast is the thing that everyone

listening skips over. 30, 30, 30, 30, 30 done back to Tim Dylan. Alright, so after that ridiculous rant, he starts talking about the Jeffrey Dahmer series on Netflix, and he's like, I know everyone's gonna take on this, but let me give you my spicy take on it. And after a 10 minute rant on Dahmer, this is his conclusion. But what I'm saying simply is, to have this thing in your head that says that you can't deal with another person's authority, you know, one way or the other over me, that I have to make them a walking zombie, you're crazy.

You're crazy I Lot of people are are saying that Jeffrey Dobble was very sane, but Patrick Michael goes the other way He's like I think this guy's crazy. I think he's not Maybe some point yeah Like doing that one it's not one read during the whole Through time to shine. So then he's talking about Bling Ring, which is another series that's going on.

I guess we're going to be like with Bling Ring? Oh, and that's what you're... You weren't supposed to know the answer to that. What was it? You failed. Yeah, no was the answer. What's that, Carl? What's the answer I was looking for?

All right, so then he's talking about Bling Ring. He's talking about the fact that if you guys aren't familiar It's about these guys that are kids or whatever they were breaking into people's houses like Paris Hilton and other famous people and Ceiling shit and getting away with it and then going back again and ceiling more shit and this is his assessment of that Because there's nothing that is outside of maybe murder. There's nothing more Because there's nothing that is outside of maybe murder. There's nothing more Disgusting than the invasion of somebody's privacy like somebody coming in to your house a stranger and go through your socket drawer Your most personal item somebody getting sitting in your car for longer than a half a second as a stranger, right? So it goes murder and then breaking and entering. I don't know rape

Assaults torture kidnapping I can think of a few things that are right to be true yeah right riding to a crowd yeah and if there's one thing we've learned it's like not highly valuable to your soccer yes that is the first place to criminal scene don't put your coke there can that's her mom looks so put your valuables hide the sock drawer honey I'll grab your socks for you no no no you don't know where they are you look at the dresser the one-broad missing like that's actually fucking brilliant, I never thought of that. Alright, um, oh this is great. He put this in just for me. This is a 34 minute long episode of Freewater,

which is pretty long for Patrick Michael. He covered three topics, so, a lot. So, I love that he puts this in there. He has no confidence in himself, and he shouldn't. But it's just kind of a fun thing that he does. I'd be surprised. I have to wonder how many people get this far Listen the whole fucking half-hour dude Huh

It's dumb. Don't do that. It's dumb. I listen to it all the way through and then he specifically talked to me right here And what am I giving to you Unless you're sitting there taking notes on what quality is, I don't know what you're listening to the entire episode for. Okay? Find something else to do, man. Maybe watch some YouTube guitar videos and leave shitty comments. Really is about me.

I watch YouTube guitar videos and I was taking notes. I was listening to that taking notes. So it's funny, can I use to listen to podcasts and just think like, oh, we're making a say about this. And I listen to podcasts that they're talking about me all the time. It's fucking a weird, I don't know that. Which is different because he thinks every other podcast is talking about this. Right, yes. He's one of those people who thinks the TV is talking to him directly.

Louis CK was addressing me in that last episode that he did with Jane Gillis. I'm not sure if he was the TV is talking to him directly. Louis CK was addressing me in that last episode that he did with Jane Gillis. Yeah. Talking to me. Yeah, it's weird because I'm not a schizophrenic. I don't think. And yet, I literally hear people talking to me. And then have to walk over and go, yes, from here talking.

Yeah, this time. Yeah, right. Put the medication down, apparently. He actually is talking about you. Okay good. I thought so That's pretty sure all right Crows you were checking out some patty see cops. I do actually So there is a brand new show from last year that he only did four of them. I'll never do again But it's called volumes reactions now. He calls it values reactions over over again. I don't know why if it's spelled

Values but it's both volumes right and it's about the volume of the music because he listens to fucking awful music. Anyway, here's the outro of the show. Bang! What's going on everybody? Welcome back to Values reactions and today we have another great hopefully great. I don hopefully great I don't know I started this with a lot of energy and I went in let's just start over bang what's going on everybody welcome to Valorant reactions dot com slash bad brain studios oh it's got that silky smooth shame is delivery that we all know and love one of the things I love about this show is he talks a lot about his own music career

and what was hugely influential on that amazing career. And I've I talked about Born of Osiris being one of the influential bands in my music career. Well, so was he murk. in my music career. Well, so was he murk? Hugely massively. Is hugely a word? Don't know. It is now. We'll cut that. But either way guys, we're gonna check out this song. It is only a minute and a half. So I'm sure they're gonna hurt our... they're gonna hurt our eardrums. He usually actually doesn't work, right? No? DL hugely. Yeah, I saw him live. He's great.

What do I thought? Big band. is it work right no DL usually yeah big band I love how bad is lighting it's because it's not matches in three so if you throw a graphic up he disappears I think he's been smoking some good weed his eyes are kind of different sizes all the time and it looks glitchy but that's how we uploaded it But I think he's just legit you know Kind of like how big putt is actually blurry yeah, right I got like we can't buy them I'm not such a hot joke. I just said holy shit. Who do you want to even get the improv at I see any diet? Carole why did you just say that my bad cut that pot out?

Hey, that's the worst thing that happens you tonight Mother fucker another thing I love about this show is shame is has all the answers and he can't wait to show Is this as good as the felony album or signs from the gallow? is this as good as the felony album or signs from the gala maybe not but it is only a minute and a half it's a sample it came out June 26th 2021 so it is very recent is there a full album to follow this thing? I don't know but I will say I do have an Amazon Prime order of Emmer's album look at yourself coming tomorrow

and also tomorrow Conor McGregor Dustin for you. So very good day Good no, but it shorts Okay Maybe maybe not they get a new singer. I don't know who could possibly know it he could possibly know this though I Yeah, there's a weird confidence about him that he thinks he should be in front of a camera Doing anything is just loves it. It's because you're micrubbing this Brian, other people, people want to hear what we say.

Not me, right? Everyone out there. Well, he has amazing text like unless he talks about the responsibilities of the different musicians of the thing. I think that. You know anything about that, Crows? Okay, so something that I didn't know when I initially became a fan of this band, I didn't realize that they had two different vocalists.

Now the difference with having dual vocally is I like them to, I like the second vocalist to be playing an instrument of some sort, whether he's on the keyboard, he's got a guitar, something. I just feel that it benefits the band as a whole if I mean because How hard is it to hold down a couple keys to play some strings? right Okay, what's the dual vocaling? So I've never seen a band this dual vocaling before his boy there was if you've got a guy in your band that can't play an

Instrument real well make sure he's got an instrument Yeah, right which by the way I've heard his bands. He does do that. Yeah, he pretends is what he preaches on this one Yeah, right Yeah, Sheridan stand there with nothing in their hands. She had a table read Got no rhythm here shake this how bad could it be pretty bad it turns out But then he talks about the problem with bands today I thought this was interesting mostly because you watch his brain break in real time You know because here's the issue with bands these days is they switch

Members they switch members so long. Okay, so you're gonna get a new guitar player new drummer new vocalist and what have you but Then he lists all the ways you can switch members Yeah, right you can watch the synapse is Then he talks about keyboard players. I just thought this was fucking hilarious. Okay, so right here is a very particular part of the song. And it is this keyboard player's fucking shine. It's your time to shine my guy.

And he's doing a beautiful job. And I've only played with a couple keyboard players in my history of being a and what have you and it's never sounded this good, dude. Never. No shit, Sherlock! Yeah, look at that! Yeah, you've never been in a good band. You wouldn't know what this is. Somebody sat down to play music with you and it sounded bad. No, no kidding. So he plays these songs. Come from the same guy who said everyone should just play keyboards if they can't play it anyway so he plays these songs

come from the same guy who said everyone should just play keyboards if they can't play it in yeah you can't play make sure you play so he plays these songs and then he stopped the songs when he had the bunch of stuff to add to give you I don't I don't really have anything else to say what what am I supposed to add here hey man man, it's just a fucking good band. Good point. Good point, thank you. I used to listen to a lot of FM radio, rock radio. And that was like what the DJs would always break in and be like,

how about that song, huh? I don't know. I got nothing, folks. I got nothing. Here's a more foreigner. A chair of rock. God. You really know the band.

Whoever the lead singer is and the boys, like Steven Tyler and the boys. It's Aerosmith. Aerosmith. I don't know everybody else. Things had filled in the boys. By the way, I made it up, surfacing the other day, and I was very proud of myself. So I'm going to say it again now on this stage.

I realized that the Red Hat Chili Peppers are our generation's A generations arrowsmith think about it They were cool. There was a time when you would go to their showbiz this fucking rocks and now all they do is balance and it blows and Girls like them it fucking socks at the same band look it up Thank you. I know take a kill girl. It's like oh shit, he's right. How do you become the band that was, you know, all the different kind of a fusion in the 80s where it's talking, and the rocket is a fast paced. Yeah, and just an amazing stage show, and you're like, wow, the album and their live show sound almost exactly like.

Didn't they slow down to do ballads, and then when they perform the ballads live, live Like how would they not as good as how they sounded on on the fuck it's easier Like how many times you gonna play that with it's my arrow playing song? All right, let's just talk about the chili pepper sucked with X-twenty better Brian, what do you think about the chili peppers? They suck right? They don't all right Well one thing I will say about the Chili peppers, they've got good lyrics. And Shayma knows a good lyric when he hears one

and he's going to share one with you right now. I mean, I came in one of the first lyrics that stuck in my head from a metal band was these guys when they were like, fucking bow down. And it's the song bow down. It was a... Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. BOWD DOWN! And it's the song BOWD DOWN! It was a... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yes, what of now remember there's some roller coaster it was about roller oh Sometimes shame is reviews videos and it's fucking amazing good

Okay, so actually most of the people miss band look like different versions of slash You know you got the drummer with the hat and a long hair You got the guitar player with just the long hair, no hats. You're gonna eventually see another guitar player with sunglasses and the hat. Short hair. This guy knows hats. Yeah, but he's got a new hat. That is a scientific breakdown of the rock band.

Yeah. Well, what if he saw a Guzzard Rosa with a bucket hat? He'd be like whoa There's a fucking bucket holy shit. There's a hat. There's a bucket. I can't I don't know what's it make him head And by the way, that's a minute into that video He's watched every minute he comes away with well that guy's got short air, but that guy's not long there But then he asked the big question and every metal fan's got this question will there be a break down? Gotta have a breakdown. I would have bad news. You know I'm sure I can drag it break down over here. God damn it Carl drag it break down. Let's drag it

Okay, so this part is definitely giving the impression that it's about to get heavy We're about to go crazy. We're about to have to jump through a wall or some sort of a plate glass window? I don't know. But here's the thing. They've done this in music a lot. The breakdown is not new to music. The difference is the heavy breakdown that makes you want to throw down in a mosh pit. That is more rare. So is there going to be a and We're not gonna give you our good artists. Let's spin their track Week and then you pull it out that is payola at work But every point of reference for him that one slice of time when he was in It was his last year of high school But then we finally get to break down. Oh good. I was hoping there was a break down The fireworks factory. I think he's gonna break down

Okay, so that was obviously the extreme heavy part. Actually, you know what, there's a chance that he might have just fell in the booth while recording. Ah! I keep that in, Craig. Come on, that's a good life! That was a good fucking life! It wasn't the breakdown, it was the break you're like! I like dead anyway. And then let's see how the show ends. Well again, this has been Valium's reactions. Hope you guys enjoyed it.

If you did, subscribe. Headbutt it. You know, I don't know what you want to do. Drop an elbow. Maybe a people's champ elbow, right? That's the rock-s elbow thing. Maybe get real fancy with it, but either way hit the like and subscribe button. As hard as you can, people say that a lot and I don't know why. You don't have to subscribe, honestly. I'm going to cut most of this. I got to get out of here though. Good day. Honestly, I'm gonna cut most of this I Got to get out of here though good day

Did we just watch him lose his Lost his boat job. Yeah, he's half an losses entire so I'll tell you to like it subscribe. Oh wait Actually, no, I do know why that makes perfect sense. You might be able to like it subscribe If it's audio only he doesn't watch you listening it Don't tell anybody because on video like he's describing it until he realized like oh I don't say that don't do that

I don't know why anyone would subscribe to me well I'll tell you why James because you're a mother-fuckin singer and we're gonna hear you sing all right I'm gonna to have to go back. I'm going to have to go back. I'm going to have to go back. I'm going to have to go back. I'm going to have to go back. I'm going to have to go back.

I'm going to have to go back. I'm going to have to go back. I'm going to have to go back. I'm going to have to go back. I'm going to have to go back. I'm going to have to go back. I'm going to have to go back. I'm going to have to go back. Well, I'd all be humming down the way home tomorrow. Whoa! That looks like that YouTube series where they fuck up really good songs.

Like they just put that over Ed Sheeran and it's just a guy doing that dance. I want to hear it do wet with Patrick Michael and Poe Daddy. Oh, that's amazing. We can probably make that happen, actually. That's a good idea. Yeah, we're one super chat away. And I only got one more clip, and this is a short one, but we're with me because at the end,

he starts making barnyard noises, and it's the best thing he's ever done. He's ever done. I'm not kidding. So bad as fuck. Oh, I ate. Wow, three. No animals were harmed in the making of that video. Can't stress that enough. That was a vegan video that we just saw.

That's why he's my hero and always will be. All right. Well, Patrick Michael is back, and I appreciate that. I've been enjoying free water. I missed it while he was away. He missed us. Well, because you did this. So I want to thank you for that.

Because you did this, he's done. He's going away again. That name that Joe's going to be his name. Who could be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one. Yeah, right. Actually, I'm hoping that both Opie and Patrick Michael and Senator John all of these shows making fun of this live show for the next three months They really should I deserve it on this one Keep it going

All right, so I want to thank Eric Nagle from its Eric Nagle and would you kindly? Eric Nagel from It's Eric Nagel in Wichita. What's here to get from Brian Johnson from Tell of Steve Tape in Wichita. Thank you. And of course, Kroge. Oh! Indeed. All right, we got to wrap things up. I do have another segment.

But before I do that, I want to play another Tony Musgratt song. This is DMCA. And you can guess what this is going to be. But, guys, thank you so much. We're going to bring up who's up on this last segment. Does anybody know? Anthony. Croge and the Admini are coming up. Croge is already here.

Andy and the Admini are coming up. This is Tony Muscat, DMCA. Kevin, he's a thief and a crook. I said Kevin, all the content he took, fuck you, Kevin. He was posting my book and now I'm gonna take his house, Shooly. He started the fight. I said, Shooly. He's a dirty old, okay, we're Shooly. He'll be taking a hike when I get ahold of Pope Pock. I'm gonna file a DMCA. My only hope is a DMCA. The terms of service are clear, so I'm gonna cheer and help myself to a beer.

Park face doesn't stand a chance. I said parkockface His mom used to go go dance I hate Pockface, put on my brother's pants Because O.B said he's racist, Reddit But your losers in trolls, I said Reddit I've lost all control, I'll sue Reddit I need to hire more moles, just like Dumb Bo and Dumbass I need to have a transgender on my show Ava was the only transgender I know

It's all according to plan so I'll crack a cool scan Doesn't matter, she's in no way na f fan We're all gonna remember where we were we first heard that song folks. I want you to know that All right, so what's Grant killing it? We are we are running a little bit, but I asked the gentleman to find some older, Suttering John, the greatest hits. Nothing recent, but maybe some fun things. I'm going to ask, maybe one or two clips that you found, since we're running short on time here.

And, Kroge, I'll start with you. What do you got? Alright, my last two. In 2015, our friend and your friend, Stuttering John, was on a Vegas morning show with three female news anchors. Oh, yeah. Now, my brand new friend Debbie Dabler just uploaded this to YouTube today, and it fucking blew my mind, because it's fucking amazing. My number four, they play that Greece parody that everybody's been waiting to see. Well, we're gonna see it! Now jump. Yes. I told you we weren't gonna tell you ahead of time. We went and see archives and dug out the weird video of you with Axis Ning-Nah. Take a look. It was a parody in Greece.

Like the Greece thing, I was Danny Zuko. And did it for children's charity. But we did the whole play. Sandy! Wow! Oh my gosh. So this is the parody of their beach scene with living in John. This is the half-know-that too?

That one looks really good. Like that other show. Oh, they watch. They watch, yeah. Yeah. They kissed her too? What? Well, this is funny to hear. Like that other show. Oh, I'll pay watch. I'll pay watch here. Yeah. You kissed her too? What?

Well, this is funny to hear it. It's a Manglegia Miello. Sandy, don't talk like that. You know I don't speak Spanish. That's really funny. And he puts on that same voice from when he's watching his wedding video for 20 years ago. I remember that. This is the funny part to watch this

And then my last one this is just him being a fucking creep over and over and over again and watch closely the look in the eyes of these poor women that have to deal with them. It's right You know, we are just one day away from the weekend, but the party has already begun Hands no You know, we are just one day away from the weekend, but the party has already begun. We're singing Kumbai Yaa up here. We're just acting like a little hand. No, keep hope alive. I'm really curious. I've hit on everyone in this girl. You have an a great time. So great to see you.

I'm Jalvo, his single. He is single. He is single. He's single. And he made it very clear, although we want to know what the definition of single is to you. But we'll get to that in just a little bit. And on Sunday at 8.30

I hope you guys come. I'll be waiting a little bit. Thank you. I know you're single. Yeah, right. When you're out of the game, I'm telling you live fashion trends. What are you strapping on this season, huh? See what's happening.

See what samples are hot and I feel like I'm gonna set your mind on you. You're gonna go there. I'm sorry. You're going. What are you strapping on this summer? I knew you were going to go that way. No, I knew. Go on. What are you stepping on this summer? I was really trying to sell it. I was simply village that it's all tomorrow.

Oh. That woman and blue is trying to crawl out of her own skin. What do you think is breath smells like? Oh, god of you, the man. You guys know the second that segment I did he just looked at that You know what the tonight show we had pause He made it he made it very clear that he'd single and it's very obvious why yeah, no shit Those cuts are playing from Thursday show. You see now. He went on his third date. She couldn't be the one There's like by the way I'm also still available, but I think you're lying about your third day

That's what I think is going on Andy, what did you find buddy? I went way back to Dan performing on This is your guys. He's it's fucking Unrecognizable it's not even the same guy, right? And you're gonna be a little offended because as far as I know the word recharge is a chance. Right Obama. Is this before that happened? It's illegal.

It's illegal. It's okay to say it when you're on code of no bribe. I'm a starter. I'm a starter. I remember once I was I was you know I played football and I was the guy who ran in to bring in the plays. Crucial game. Who gave you this job? The coach was a re-tie but anyway. So I'm the one who's bringing the place, crucial time. So I run in there and I'm like, come on! Spinner! And they threw the flag and we got penalized for the lay-a-game. Oh, and we lost the game.

So you know my child is sucks, so yeah, start a face, skip the call me everything. But you overcame all that, you got- The coach was a retard retard the guy bringing the plaiting with the retard I think he was in the special Oh, John it's fun bring the word back into your vocabulary well I would Fodder I know I have been three people at the back just now we weren't talking about you Specifically unless you coach John and football All right, I think I have one other one.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. gallery because I think this is John doing the same bit that he's doing today which number is it? I think it's three.

Alright. I mean sometimes I like when they have fun but like you know Mike Wallace I just asked him you know how could a how could a guy his age still have pimples. And he got soap and soap. Oh man wow. You understand? Does he? Yeah he's got a crater face man ice-pick face you know. And he got soap and stuff. Oh, man, wow. Don't understand. Does he? Yeah, he's got a crater face, man. Ice-pick face, you know?

Ah. Oh. I'm sorry for all you blemish people. And he's still doing that bit to this day. Boy, is that hair insufferable? Oh, yeah. Drink every time he flips it like a fucking belly girl God he wanted to be Howard Stern so bad. Oh, yeah, that was his whole stick back down. All right guys

We're running out of time, but we have to catch a dabbler Before we leave we have to It's in the contract So I need three volunteer contestants. There's one right there. Alright, there it is. This line right here, you guys are coming up. You guys are going to catch a dab or a thank you to Crouch. Thank you to Britty Palito. Thank you to Trucker Andy. Also, I want to point out there were tons of things I missed out on like a cardath made a video just for the show

But I didn't have it on this computer, so I didn't get played a lot of things. I didn't have on this computer well Cardiff is gonna be very upset with me That's for sure All right, so uh... Drink. You guys know this game is played, right? All right, we gotta talk... You gotta talk into the microphone.

It's one of the ways this game is played. I've never played it before. If you guys want headphones or headphones somewhere around you you can hear it better, make it easier, but whatever. Like, I'm gonna make the show good. Oh, that's up to me to make the show good, that's not gonna work. Alright, let's get into it. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch a dabler. Are you ready to play to catch a

dabler? I just mentioned the question to you know this do it over here Dabble the tablet and you know, I did the you know I did a podcast, but you don't add to the co-muse network and you know how all those guys like to goof on me and my stand up So once she asked me the question. I got defensive. I shouldn't know there's no there's no hot feelings or anything I just you know like immediately I went hot feelings or anything. I just, you know, like immediately I went into the moment thinking that maybe, you know, it was because, you know, because I know people over there have goofed on, you know, on me in the past. Although I don't think it's kind of weird that she retweets people who really say horrible things

about me and trash me. But hey, it's all good. I was happy to do it. I retweeted who really say horrible things about me and trash me, but hey, it's all good I was happy to do it. I retweeted it out. I did it. I Filled my obligation like I said I would I said I would retweet it. I built my obligation like I said I would and And that's that Yeah, sure on half Canada 25, you know, 25, he believes it was a question from Anthony. I don't think so. I mean, what did John say next? Here are your choices.

Number one, just whatever. It is what it is. There's no, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I know she's Anthony's puppet, but... Well, yeah, maybe it was him. Uh-uh. Jealous prick. Number four. It seems more like something a failed comedy club manager, boyfriend will do.

Oh, Leslie, I've known Anthony a whole long time and when he steps someone in the back he thought to write today's face. You can't. But down. I thought. Alright, I always go first. Wow, that was impressive. You got some big names to do that.

I'm going with number C which was surely, I don't remember what he said, but it seemed plausible to me. All right, what do you got? I'm going with number two. All right, number two, which was what? All right. It's been a long day. See? You're going with C as well. See as well. All right, you're a smart guy. Sorry, I believe you. You guys pick those. I always get a pick back with C2, but I'm going to go with 3. 3 with you. 4 was Chrissy.

Alright, 4 Chrissy. Alright, producer Chris. What's he for? 4 also. Alright, you keep a score with that, right? This is very important that we keep track of the score. You took my computer, I hope. This is all I got. By the way, of all the people having a bad day today, producer Chris is having the worst day today. I literally took everything away from him. Yeah! Sorry Chris. Thanks for bringing your computer.

I fulfilled my obligation, like I said I would, I said I would retweet it, I'd built my obligation, like I said I would, and that's that. Yeah, sure on half of Canada 25, you know, he believes it was a question from Anthony. I don't think so. I mean You know look, you know, just whatever it is what it is There's no hard feelings Oh

One week later Well, it's a twist this is good. Yeah, I never expected that one a video like that away He said that all right. Let's see where you're headed. I'm getting to yeah, my do-you-show I retweet your show and then yeah, and then you have and then you have the like the balls to insult me If I've been doing stand up for 20 years and headlighting clubs across the country. And you have the balls to just like just insult me. And yeah, I shouldn't have got defensive. I should have just said, yeah, I also dabble in breathing you idiot. But now, either she's really stupid, not for long.

Bid. Or she took some advice. Sean's convinced Anthony Comey wrote the thing. He didn't, but her boyfriend did. Frank Palaghring on the whole of the club. Somebody found out what comedy club that is, so I could not promote it. But he was the type of guy to get to your lawn thought. What a bitch, man. Seriously. I do your show and this is the disrespect that you have for me Damn it, you know, I just like you asked you's actually too respectful to Do show you know have some respect now you're gonna go well job with you used to go on the street

Yeah, I would go on the street. I didn't ask him to do my show What did she think she is Ali G? I would go on the street. I didn't ask him to do my show. What do you think she is? I'll eat jeep. I mean, come on. That's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if you are man enough to catch a job. Wow. Well done, Carter wins again. John actually tucked in the high road for once Cardiff always wins. I will say I think that Julie got it exactly correct

Calling him a dabbler was the nicest thing that she could have ever said Yeah, no shit Yeah, he's not a comment. I think that's pretty obvious at this point, but thank you to Chrissy for actually letting him know that he's not a comic She was out last night. She wanted to be here tonight, but stupid Frank always has plans for that Yeah, it's not cool. All right. I think we have a net news to get to. Yeah, yeah, we can do this. Okay, I don't know where the music is for. Do you want to come over here and try to find it?

Alright, cool. Guys, thank you so much for coming up. Thank you for catching a deadler with us. Internet News with Correspondent Lucy Tipebox Pony Michael Strike Back Video Pro Wrestling, P.N. rights Nobody ever laughs at John Blaine jokes It can't be for John. Juster's juices. Tony Michael's claiming Antifa won World War II is

been one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Prestige most? Wow! Drive through boys on the verge of a cold meltdown. Brain was shutting down and couldn't muster up much more than repeating a thing thought over and over. J. Dead, John and Tony give off the aura of safety and body spray. Ron, Ron, the chicken nugs have saturated Tony's brain, plus 10 points for managing to be dumber than John, truly amazing feet. T points out, John equating himself to Howard is so in character. Howard had a large beautiful set with millions of dollars.

John has a single bedroom catch hit till department and relies on super cats. Ryan opine, I've had interactions with Walmart cashiers that were more interesting than anything Tony Michaels have ever said or done. with Walmart cashiers that were more interesting than anything Tony Michaels with Pettoran. You drew notes Tony had the most bizarre Minnesota acronym. I just want to hear him say, oh yeah John, don't you know? All of our comments, the Stuttering John gravy train is making fat cash out of average shows and legends out of established mediums. I'm starting to confide into climbing, would have been in a depression if Suttering John, if the Suttering John industry wasn't booming. And over at Facebook,

George Hartgrove posts one of Opie's head to Hedgehog and Perman, quite possibly the most punchable face in the entire planet. Todd Punders, can you imagine if Oakser and Stutcher had a show together? The narcissism and victim puts his e-mail feelable. Sean Sharers, usually I would agree, but right now I'm listening to Slotmouth Michaels say the word Cuck over and over again. And George circles back and plays us out with, okay, I was wrong. One of Michael's has the most punchable face. Lucy Tybox.

You know a lot of people ask me, what producer Chris do and I always say nothing but that's not true producer Chris produces the net news with Lucy tight box every single week producer Chris Thank you so much you saved the days and ice This guy brings all the gear he sets it up Hey, when it breaks he gives me his stuff, but it lets me use it. So I left it your jokes I What I Thought you wanted to do that. Oh, okay, so

Thank you so much for everything that you do you make the show Ron and I really appreciate that and thank you all for coming out to the show tonight Holy shit Holy shit, you'll be talking about this for a long time and not for reasons I want you to. No, it is legendary. Yes, but guys, thank you so much for coming out to hear these podcasts live and we'll be hanging out for a minute, so stick around and then we won't be. And we'll catch you next time. Okay, folks, guess what? The episode's over! I gotta go, goodbye.

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