Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep353 - Only Stans

Episode Date: October 20, 2022

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Let's get into it. This is a show that is on bar stool. It's hosted by Glenny Balls. And the episode I watched, they had a guest on Ashley Matheson. Now, Ashley has 500,000 followers on Instagram and 7.1 million on TikTok. Very popular thought this Ashley Matheson. Kaya, where did you check out? Well, I looked at two episodes. I have no idea what their names are. I did not pay any attention. These girls are all interchangeable. I think I listened to like three episodes in total and clips from two. Okay.

Idiot. Very tedious. They're all the people. The description that came in from free cage and love in the show suggestion channel of our discord. He said relatively new barstual podcast called OnlyStands, which is interviews with only fans, girls. I listen to the newest app and it's terrible. The host is struggling to ask any question that isn't, can I see your tits? Just cringe and who fucking cares moments. So this host is Gletty Ball's guy.

He considers himself like an only fans journalist. He's going to get to the bottom list. That's true. He does keep calling himself a journalist constantly. Yeah. He wants to get all the answers. And you know what, I'm going to start off with a clip early on in the episode that I watched. This is the first question he asks.

Now, what Gleini is doing is he's talking about the TV shows that he likes. They're talking about the show Friends that sit down from the 90s. I guess Glenny is a big fan of Friends and then he transitions that conversation to this question. Let me watch this since I was like eight years old. Did you watch the reunion?

I did but I don't care anymore. I kind of got grew friends. I'm more of an entourage guy now, so Pranos. I'm getting to the Sprinos. Oh, do I look like a tune in just a panos now? What show do you watch? Who fucking cares?

Whenever I have only fans grow on with giant tits, my first question is always, what TV programs are you enjoying recently? Who gives a shit? Yeah, And so all of the question he asks to their, it doesn't matter what you ask them, they're just going to lie until you complete fucking bullshit. Yeah. I, whatever he asks, then what are your hobbies? I like just smoking weed and staying home. And I don't fuck any other men. I'm a virgin from my followers. And I have a couple of clips where that which I call simp baits. So if I may, I have a clip in which the host asks, why should I subscribe to your onlyfans? Like what makes you different or special? And of course

she is not like the other girls. That's my clip seven. So pitch me on your only fans. Why should I subscribe? Oh, this is easy. So my type of content, right? Like there's two different types of only fans, girls. There's the full sem, I do wild crazy ass shock factor shit. And then there's the girls that actually respond to you in the DMs and get to know you and they spend time with you on like a cold rainy evening.

That's shit. That's me. Yeah. The whole rainy evening, the whole night. Yeah, just like the fire, log right on. I'll be with you all night. I'm on there all day. I don't leave my house You asked if I party. No, I'm at home on the internet. Yeah, home on the internet Yeah, but I love this if you subscribe to my only friends I will answer your DMs all night and I'm going to be wearing something skimpy by the fireplace

I can reality all of these girls. Of course attractive They're gonna go out and get their backs blown out by other men, but they can't say that to their fucking audience, of course. But you get this. Yeah. I'll give you the time of day. I promise, just 20 bucks a month, though. All right. So I actually have a very similar conversation between Ashley Matheson between Ashley Matheson and our buddy, Gwani Balls. And this is a similar question as far as like, what do you do in on OnlyFans? And he's like looking at it in real time and seeing that there's no videos on her OnlyFans at all.

You haven't even posted a video yet. But if you were to see what was in the chats, everyone knows chat where it goes down. Yeah, the chats are where it really goes down. I'm pretty comfortable within the chats. I could see you being a good chatter too. I could see you very, very, very much enjoying the chat. Oh, I love talking. So what I find annoying about this, Kaya, is this sounds like the virtual version of everything

I hate about strip clubs? I don't get into conversation with strippers lying to me about getting their engineering degree and whatever other nonsense they're talking about. But that's what this is. You're just like, well, I post some photos, but mainly you get to have a one-on-one conversation with me. That's why you should pay 10 bucks a month.

And I thought, wow, it must get hot and steamy in this chat, right, Gaya? Yeah. Well, I don't know. Yeah. At that point, are you even like horny or are you just desperate for human interaction? Right. For someone to talk to, like, call a suicide hotline, they're free.

It was not. It was not. It was not how hornd up she gets and what she's willing to reveal in these chats. But when it comes to the chat, like the phrase I've gone is like a little, like nipple, like that's about it. Dropping nipple already? I did drop a little bit of nipple. Two months in, you're dropping nipple.

It's pretty good. A nipple. I pay a 10 bucks above to have a D. I'm conversation with a girl shows me your nipple. That will keep me interested if I was still 13 or something. You know, watching a national geographic documentary got me hard, but you're too young for this, but we would literally watch the Playboy channel that was scrambled. You couldn't even like see it really. But every now and again, you'd see a nipple or something and be like, wow, this is amazing.

I can't believe I live in 1987. This is so great. But yeah, and these days, I don't know if that's gonna hold my attention so much. But I mean all the men that she talks with on there all of these girls do I Have a clue. I honestly don't know if this is the same girl But she explains how all of her subscribers are actually really hot Carl. Let's clip 13 You ever fall in love in only fans Do people fall in love with me? You ever fall in love in OnlyFans? Do people fall in love with me?

You ever fall in love with me? Can we talk about how hot OnlyFans subscribers can be? Are they? I don't know. Yes. Back at like years ago when OnlyFans kind of first started in 2016, I feel like only creeps were on the website, but now it's so mainstream. Everyone's on OnlyFans.

And when I get these pictures, I'm like, I'm actually wet. Bullshit. I'm a, I'm actually wet. Like, I'm sorry. I never thought I was a subscriber. Bullshit. That's some serious bullshit right there. So it got more popular. So now there's normal people on there. No, it's still just creeps.

Who the fuck do you think subscribes to? Lady, do you think it's like rich, successful men and happy marriages with happy lives? Or do you maybe think it's just stinky insults who have a cyber crush on a woman on the internet that they're never ever going to meet? Well, I don't know about you, Kaya, but I believe Andrew Tate subscribes to like at least 30 different only fans accounts. Like guys, even guys who are successful can talk to girls and have girlfriends. They just want to go and virtually talk to thoughts all day who don't give a fuck about that.

We just feed them money for random requests of like foot picks and whatever other bullshit is going on. This side of the shame anyone. Look it. If you got a pocket pussy, the only fans account good on you have a ball, buddy. Go for it. I shouldn't have said the word rich. There are definitely rich creeps too.

And I have an example. One of these girls was apparently offered a million bucks't have said the word rich. There are definitely rich creeps too and I have an example. One of these girls was apparently offered a million bucks to have sex with a guy. But the interesting thing here, she's completely befuddled by how people found out about this even though she's on a podcast running her fucking mouth and explaining her entire sex life on the internet. That's Clip 10. Okay. I like how this is kind of based on that movie and decent proposal.

If that was made today, today would be called in cell proposal So when I googled generally one of the articles and thank you one of the articles that came up was that a dude offer you a million bucks to sleep with you What the fuck is that true? Where is that published? Is that true? Yes? I'm a fucking good journalist where the fuck was that published? I did not know who did I tell that to a journalist? But I found the brother. Yeah, he just talked to a journalist on the internet. That's how that works, dummy. It's not right. You have no privacy.

You have no filter. You spread your ass cheeks on the internet. That's the price that something came out of your fucking mouth. All right, so this is going back to your point about how these girls have to act like they're very much attainable that they don't have much going on. And of course, this is a stuttering John level question. So what's dating like? You single? I am single. Well, how does one slide into Ashley Matheson's DMs? What's the proper way to go about that? All right. How do we slide into Ashley Matheson's DMs?

By the way, it lives in Ottawa. So if you're in Ottawa right now, and you want to fuck this thought, how do you do it? Well, she actually gives you the blueprint, which I appreciate. I go to the show for knowledge, for information. I'm not here to be entertained, Kaya. I want to know how to fuck this chick with a giant cans.

I know me fans. Right. Here it is. It'll be like, I saw one, I had one about a Pokemon. And it was like, he sent a picture of like Charizard or something into the chat. And then he like responded was like, sorry. And he like sent a Pokeball, caught the Charizard. And then like, it's like, now that I'm here, what's up?

And I was like, genius. I had the same clip. Yeah, so you're like a 14 year old. Yeah, and you follow that. There's no way she wanted to talk to that guy ever again. That is not impressive to a girl at all. Pokeball references. And then show me your polka dex.

And then Gwene goes out and talk about his strategy for hitting on girls on Instagram. He's talking about when you message a girl after looking at her story. Look, I'm going to sound like an old man for a second here. All right, guys, bear with me. Correct me while you can. But this was his strategy for that. I'm a big fan of let's say you were at the pool and you posted a thirst trap. And Bihani was let's say a donut floaty.

I would comment holy shit where did you get that donut floaty for? Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. I feel like that's genius. Not a good one. Girls don't know these tricks at all. I'm not, I didn't even notice you. I wasn't paying attention to you.

I wanted to see a thing in the background. I was like, all right. I mean, super casual on this only fans website, by the way, where I'm trying, you know, I peace to be a member, but I care about the floaty, of course. Yeah, right, right. Oh, yeah, you're getting one over on the girl. She's like, oh, my gosh.

How do I get him to like me? I just realized this is the arrogant bitch. I have a great clip. Okay. This woman, this is rather long, but this is important to me because this woman thinks that she is a harder worker than the fucking president. That's clip.

Um, um, um, okay. Who's better than you? I feel like a couple of people, but not a lot. Who? Oh, I don't, don't ask me that. I can't think of it all. Who's better than me taking pictures of lingerie and taking a tick tock a day. Probably like Barack Obama. I feel like he has a lot more stressful job than you do.

Yeah, but I feel like he's doing okay. He's definitely doing okay. But I'm going to if I were to measure stress in your life or Barack Obama's life, I'm going to say Barack Obama is more stressed. Don't do even need a job after you're the president. They don't make a lot of money here. President president makes 400 grand a year that's their presidential salary. That's it. Yeah, I mean Yeah, I know to her $400,000 is nothing like what a waste of time that is 400,000 a year what are the idiots? I guess he's better than me. Maybe he's kind of popular, but is he really stressed? Does he even need to do work anymore? And then the other guys goes, uh, that's not a lot of money or whatever the fuck he said. Like, yeah. Um, okay, presidents don't make their money from

salaries. First of all, like Obama was president for eight years. His net worth is $70 million. Right. He didn't make that from the fucking salary. He makes his net worth from Netflix deals, like all the other ex presidents do. That's just a joke. You got a deal. Speaking of, I know. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. He makes his way out of the politics. Oh my god. Is that it? Insufferable laughter. And I have another clip. And this time I'm actually happy I only pulled an audio clip because I want you to put yourself in the shoes of an audio listener. Okay, you're on Spotify, you're driving someplace, and this is completely audio only. And Thadass decides to pull out his laptop and watch a video with her. And they just giggle to themselves for 30 fucking seconds.

That's clip 22. Yeah. I posted, I posted a video on Halloween of, of, yeah, there she is. So I'll let you see the video by the way, even if you're watching the side of the screen. Watch it one more time. Watch it one more time. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, but that's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That my God. Yeah. So that's that's got to do it. That gets you five million followers. I don't know. I'm going to.

Thanks guys. Great show. I really enjoyed that as an audio listener. This is a bar stool. I can't stress that enough. It's not a major network. I'm sure it has tons of followers and listeners and viewers or at least more than it deserves. Let's put it that way. Since you started going down this route, I want to talk about how she got famous on TikTok.

And she explains what her content on TikTok is. I feel like I've had experiences dating people who knew me before I've had experiences dating people who knew me before, like actually getting to know me, which is super, super annoying because they see me on social media and they have this idea of who I am in their head, but the reality is I'm very different from like, just bouncing my tits around.

I don't just sit there like. Do you bounce your tits around a lot on TikTok? Yeah, that's like my main thing. I got you. So that's your go-to? Yeah, like that's like my main thing. That's your go to. Yeah, like that. She seems offended by that question. Like, what do you want to go over to do?

I mean, that's what she says. Like that, it used to be bouncing my tits around. I used to do the cross-eyed tongue out face a lot. Oh, okay. So she's got two moves. I like that. It's like you're not familiar with baseball probably, but you know, there's a picture has a really good forcing fastball, but also a nasty

curve. You know, he's going to be a good pitcher in the league. She's like, look, I can bounce my tent. I can make that face with the cross size and the tag out. I do both of those things. It's pretty good. Well, to be fair, he does ask her, well, what makes you that fucking interesting at all? Yeah, right. She does tell him that while she's actually smart, Carl, that's clip 20. I didn't know that. What makes me so interesting. Hi, Priscilla. I'm Queen.

Yeah, I'm just thinking I'm racking the brain. I rack. And very quick. I'm like, I'm the poll. I feel like I'm the puller opposite of what you think I'd be like, and that's what makes me so interesting. Great answer. Like, I feel like a lot of people expect me to be like dumb and like, over sexualize myself and like, you know, like, like in reality, I'm so smart, you, it would blow your mind.

Wow. It would blow your mind of smart. I am. All right. How about I give you an algebra question. Let's just see how smart you are. Holy shit. I've been to work like what are you gonna do? You're gonna be mute. This girl is so fucking full of herself that she does annoying things and she brags about like Play my club 21 and this is behavior. I guess she thinks she's hot enough that it's cutesy or that you can get away We said but it's not I think that bathroom jokes are the funniest and I will never not announce a fart I love crop dusting people to in public places if that's what gets you going. That's what gets you out. Oh, yeah

I love it. And I look back and they're like, I always thought girls and poops those are shocking for me to hear, but yeah. Yeah. That's confirmed that girls poop. Yeah, no, all the time.

That's crazy. Love, I love a good dookie. Wow, you're so special, you like farts. But also, okay, in public places, she likes to, as she says, crop dust people to walk by them and fart on them. Like, you're not cute enough to get away with this fucking behavior.

You're annoying. You're a cunt. What's the long term plan here? Kaya, what do you think? Where is she gonna be in 10 years, you think? What's going on with her? I mean, the sad thing is they're all gonna be millionaires and retired.

That's a good point, right? She's probably making a trip to the money. I don't even wanna think about that. It makes me wanna kill myself. So then the question is, do you think you're successful because of your titty bouncing videos? So would you say that the tip bouncing

was the first TikTok of yours that popped off. Yes, like way back in 2019. So you credit the bouncing of the tits for your TikTok thing? Yeah, I was dancing to Riptide. All right, so she had 10,000 followers on TikTok and then she was dancing and her tits were bouncing up and down.

She wasn't wearing a bra and all the sudden she got all these followers and he goes, so do you think that's why you're successful? She's like, well, yeah, that was it. I mean, my titties were bouncing around, I got three million views, so yeah. So then the yes, I try to find the video. This is similar to what you were playing a second ago.

He is scrolling on his computer through TikTok to try to find this video, to watch the video she's explaining made her famous. There it is. Is this it? That's the way Tisha moves. The rip time. We gotta see the recoil.

Wait. It's our pretty sick moves honestly. I'm like 18 in that. Yeah, you're not slowing him down. I don't know if you're trying to accomplish with that piece of knowledge. Yeah, I'm 18, I was like, I'll watch you again then.

Very good. That's all good. This is, but wait, this category here is worse than me rebooting my computer live in New York City. This is not good content. Watching him scroll through her only fans or TikTok or whatever. Try to find video hell.

I thought if you noticed that thing, the logo behind them, it's on a TV. Oh, I did notice that. should we could be watching this. Yeah, I mean, they could be, they play so many fucking videos and every got them episode, but it's just him staring at it on his own laptop. What's the point? That doesn't make sense. It doesn't even make sense.

It makes zero sense. Oh, that's what I have for this idiot. Oh, there's more ASMR. At some point, she starts applying hand cream And he says do it into the mic except you can't hear it. So it's just silence again 23 Something I really hate it's silence during a live stream Where's your next kiss and would you rather questions from some wood products as we enjoy some hand moisturize? Can you give us some hand moisturize? I'm from the wood product

Can you give us some hand wash your ASMR from the wood product? And... For the ASMR guys, I hope you guys enjoyed it. It smells good. No, no one enjoyed it. There was nothing. It was absolutely nothing. You do not deserve a show. This is insane.

No. Why would I care about it? Again, you're not hot enough. No woman on earth is hot enough for me to sit down and listen to her apply moisturizer to her hands. And again, you can't even hear it. So what's the fucking point? This is so goddamn stupid.

All right. You were talking about how she's doing very well. She must be doing very well on TikTok and Instagram. She has a lot of followers. I don't know how much money she's making on only fans, although she does claim to be, actually, let's talk about that because he asked what her goal is. I always like when you have interview questions, you know five years from now Where do you see yourself and she says the same thing that every old Lee fans girl says

So what do you aspire to be an only fans? Do you aspire to be like the queen of only fans like a top 0.1% Content creator the number one already am are you? How many fucking likes do you have to see that's one thing I say doing the show all the time. All you only fans, every single one of you are somehow the top of 1%, it's like when like a, like then a breast gun and choir says some, says Abraham Lincoln, if Abraham Lincoln is the gonna win an Oscar, she's like, it's fate.

I don't even, I don't know. You're on the top of 1%, I don't know, but you all are. All right, so I want to know if she's in the top 0.1%, or 0 0 1% which she very well could be there's 7 million people on TikTok she's advertising this thing too so I wouldn't be surprised. Let's find out the type of content that she is putting out and I think there's a lot of bad advertising going on for Ashley on this episode.

Only have 21 posts. What are you posting on there? They'd be, I feel like they'd be mad. I post a lot of PG 13 things. So something that I wouldn't necessarily post directly onto my Instagram, but isn't necessarily like only fans ask. All right, so it's slightly more sludgy than our Instagram,

but nowhere near every other girl you can look at on only fans. Interesting. Right. Let's get a little bit more information in this. What kind of content you make in? Like, what do we do? Like photo shoots, maybe? So, I love growing up.

I was very much like, I loved wearing my mom's bras and like her lingerie because I was like, oh my god, it's so pretty. So for me, it's super fun because I just go with my assistant. We buy a bunch of lingerie and then I'll like shoot two sets a day. It's boring as shit. Sounds horrible. Also, I just want to throw this out there to all of the hot chicks out there. Stop talking about your childhood when we're like, whoa, that's

fucking hot. How can you do that? Well, when I was seven, oh, I'm just stopping. No, no, why are you going there? That's the last thing I want to talk about. You know, when I grew with my mom and dad, my mom used to say, ah, I'm not trying to meet you that's a realistic. They don't have beds When I go out with my assistant. What do you need the assistant for to fetch you lattes? Oh That's a good point the fact she has an assistant. Do you think she's the one who's typing on only hands all day? No doubt good point no day. I'm not gonna need it. Oh no, doubt. Good point. No doubt. I mean, at some point, they're just going to hook an AI up to the DM inbox of these chicks and it's just going to be a robot replying to these fucking dummies. And that's what they deserve. Honestly, if that's what you're spending your money,

I deserve. Let why should they deal with let the fucking bots deal with the dick picks. Right. Yes. If you're spending your money talking to a girl, you find attractive on the internet. And I know I'm alienating half the people listening to the shop. Sorry. But that's her. That's a fucking loser thing to do. That's real. For real. Like, no, it's it's a step even below paying for sex. Like how sad are you? At least it's a way more. Okay. That is many sets below paying for sex. I have no problem with paying for sex. If that's what you got to do Go for it if you don't have to do that. You just want to go for it paying to talk to a girl Oh, don't don't do that. Yeah, you're doing bad

But apparently they paid to talk to her because she has a Stellar personality, I guess and some people find her inspirational. It's not just the tits, Carl. That's clip 19. Okay, good. What everyone was actually interested in my boobs, because now... I'm gonna be honest with you, people are probably still interested in your boobs. Yeah, but I feel like they're interested in my boobs, and then there's a little percent that's like, Oh, I love Ashley. Like, she's a TikToker. I love the way she does her TikTok dance, and she's so inspirational, because sometimes that's what people like keep thinking that. yeah this fascinating to me so the girls like

to the simps but the simps also lie back to them like no i like your tiktoks and the way you dance it's not about your tits i like the moves. yeah honestly i would follow you if you were six i just really like your personality i think you're really smart but if you're a, I just really like your person. Ellie, I think you're really smart. But if you're a thought and guys are telling you how smart you are, they're lying to you. They don't give a fuck. I wouldn't care about how smart you were if you were ugly. No one cares about your level of intelligence. Let's talk about lying. All right.

Once again, we go back to the Simph Bates. This time they're playing. Would you rather? And he asks her some questions about what kind of meant she would like to fuck and she lies her ass off. That's clip 24. Of course she does. Would you rather date a guy who's a Ugly and Rich or hot and poor? Ugly and Rich.

Ah, horrible answer. We don't know. We like Ugly and Rich. We like Ugly and Rich. We like Ugly and Rich. We like Ugly and Rich. We like Ugly and Rich. We like Ugly and Rich. Yeah. Would you rather a dad bod or a fit bod? Dad bod. Any day. You seem like the patron saint of a queen of a girl

likes a dad bod. I don't know why you go that five, which is a great five to give. If a man is like fit and like, like bulky and all that, like it scares me like. Scumbags. First off, I want to say,

Scumbags. The first answer I believe is true. true ugly and rich I believe that's true Oh me too we've seen this because it's pretty nice. Are you an ugly creep but you're rich? Yeah, but you know you've got to spend only fans exactly that that really should be their tagline Yeah, right exactly Hey, they should just market themselves exclusively to like the Harvey Weinstein's of the world I should just market themselves exclusively to like the Harvey Weinstein's of the world. But the second answer, dad bots, but I know of course, you know, all of your audience has dad bots because I like that you have to follow up with guys who are in shape, you know,

you know, she really tried to sell it, she's like, oh my gosh, they have like muscles, they like worked out that day, yeah, okay. I know and then the guy chimes in with scumbags. Yeah, I would, of course I want to say that piggy. I know he's not an attractive man by any instruction imagination. So she's talking to him specifically. She's like, you got money, you're ugly. Yep, that's what I like. Oh, you got a dad bod. You're not good shit. That's what I like. I want a guy who before we even go out has a cheeseburger and then we go out to dinner. That's the kind of guy I like.

Okay, now this is a different girl, but I'm about to drop the like simph bait new con you right now. This is hyper cope. This is my clip 14. This is a dialogue designed to fish simps and farm them like plants clip 14. You're a small dick proponent for opposed to a big dick. Oh. I love a small dick. Cool. And here's a, I will say this, I have never been in a group of girls and then say they love large dicks. It's all like hype for show.

Bullshit. What a deal with girls, man. They're fucking, I'm start, I'm just going to say how it is. Large dicks. Her. Hey, it's not about the size of the boat. It's about the motion in the ocean. Michael Erwin Sonneck, I'm a sage and shadow. I'm like,

yeah. And if the dick is really small, it's just like getting fingered and that's great. Who doesn't love getting fingered? You know what I mean? Dude is fucking corny. He really used the fucking motion of the ocean thing. Jesus Christ.

Even ironically, that's just kind of cringy. It's crazy right there, but seriously, I like them so small. I can't even feel them. Yeah. It's just like being fingered and you know, like being fingered. Listen, I've fingered a lot of girls. They like fucking way better. A whole girl's prefer fucking to being fingered.

Where were all of these girls when I was in high school so far? We've learned they like they like fit. Sorry, sorry dad bods they hate foot guys. They like ugly men and they like tiny limp dicks. I didn't know that hot chicks were into this. That's that's news to me. I don't know this. This is the conversation at every strip club. This is what I'm telling you.

This is virtual strippers is what we're doing now where they have to try to pretend that they like oh Oh, you're in between jobs. I love that that gets to be so wet when a guy's in between jobs. That's amazing Oh my god, I love guys living up with her mom. That's so hot Your wife took the children and you're done yet to move to an apartment. I love it. I love it You're the kids over the weekend. Oh my god. That's so hot. I love guys Wondering okay, what does an ugly dude with a micro penis and a dad bod's like to talk to with these women about Play my clip nine

So what is the craziest subscriber request you've had? Play my clip nine. Get wait. So what is the craziest subscriber request you've had? Somebody wanted a used bloody tampon. That's a new one. You know, that is a new one, right? And I thought, there's no amount of money you can pay me to like run an errand

and like drop it off at UPS. So that's a no for me, you know what I mean? I can do all for how much money? I do not run at my own errands. Yeah, have your assistants take time for the UPS. I like how the deal breaker here for her is that she might have to get her own hands dirty. So to speak, and actually, you know, drive to UPS. It's not the problem isn't that some fucking freak on the internet

wants her blood. That's not the issue. It's that it's tedious to do. I wonder if like he has the ability to clone her or something. That's the reason why I could think that'd be worth it to have a bloody tampon. If you have a cloning machine, like it was a weird science. You just wanted to have another version of this girl. I wish I had clipped it,

but this other chick that talked about how some modeling agency reached out to her on behalf of a triple A celebrity who wanted her eggs. So they could have children. Wait, say that again, modeling service one of their eggs. Yeah, they reached out to her on behalf of a like a major celebrity that she was apparently a local like of, but the celebrity is infertile. So she was the only fans girl's eggs to have children. And she was talking about how she bailed on it at some point because it was just too tedious

and the process was taking too long because she had to go through testing and such psychological testing. The testers are career. She works on only fans. Do you want those jeans in your daughter? What the fuck are you talking about? Because she had to go through testing and such psychological testing. It's like, oh yeah. The testers are career. She works on only fans. Do you want those jeans in your daughter? What the fuck are you talking about? It's like a lot of physical testing for that.

Yeah. She didn't bail because it was tedious. She bailed because she failed. That would be me, my guess. She passed, but I also don't, I don't believe it. I assume that the moment the psychiatrist brought up her dad, she just fucking bailed. Yeah, no shit.

And it was like, it wasn't even a question. It was just like, so tell me what your dad's first name is. Well, I didn't melt down. You never loved me. I just go by the way, speaking of dads, she gives them a shout outs. This is my clip too. Yeah, I wanted it to be like community guidelines. Okay, I don't know where we're posting this. If I were

those shorts, we can't put it on TikTok. You know what I mean? No, no way. No, no way. TikTok is covered for my ass. You got it. Oh, we got to rely on you too. Yeah, I know. We need to do a few safe, like love your mom, you know, those type of bits. Let's take let's actually make a clip right now. Yeah, yeah. Hi dad. Hi dad. You can post on the talk. I mean, I don't know what I would do with myself if I was listening to this my daughter on an only fan show talking about her only fans. I dad. Well, I dad at that point, I would pen my suicide letter, I think.

She even mentioned the Ashley Matheson chick, even mentioned that once she started getting big on TikTok by her having her booze bounce in every single video. And sometimes crossing your eyes to get her tongue. Her mom was like, um, actually, what are you doing? That's, uh, that's not cool. And that's an actually realize, oh, I guess I'm being a horror on only fans because my mom can see me on TikTok. I got to cut that part out, which I thought was probably good strategy for all the young girls out there.

I don't know if the host is like out of it or something, but sometimes he'll ask the same question twice. And like I have examples of him being a fucking weirdo too. That's clip three and he's asking about the commute. He's asking why she doesn't put nudes on Instagram onto the freaking only fans. What are you posted on there? You're an interesting, you're an interesting fucking, you're an interesting, you're an interesting, fucking, you're an interesting, top, you're an interesting topic on there because I saw your Instagram and I was like, and I was like, this is very, you seem very tame.

I have to be because of community guidelines. I cannot be my true self on Instagram. Why not? You're in the gym, nice. You're in the gym, it's whole so this hell. She just said community guidelines. He's like, why not? Yeah, I mean, it's very specific.

It's owned by Facebook, it's owned by Metta. Are you familiar with these companies? It's like, you can't just like spread your business open. Right, they need the algorithm to like promote the site to children and they can't have like a bunch of whores spreading their lives on it. That's what they're advertising at all. Yeah, why not? This

is a pretty easy answer. One that you probably should know when you host a show like this, but I wouldn't I know? Maybe I'm the idea. Right. Oh, I forgot. I have a stuttering John clip. Well, at least the sound alike. That's clip one. Yeah. Well, here's the thing. When I go out, I don't, if I just drink one drink, I get so sleepy. So I have to like just really keep going. What's your dream? To kilo. Who's pouring the drink? It's my question. You get real sleepy. There's one drink. There's a problem there. That's good points. Yeah, I see. So it's going to keep

though. Yeah, I got to keep doing it. I'll just have one. Yeah, I'll say pass out. Yeah. I've never heard of it. I'm a kid pass out at a bar. I'll get raped. I need to drink more. I like that, you know, lays with hill chips with a tag guy. I was always you can't just eat one. It's like tequila. You can't just drink one.

That would be a good tagline for a tequila bread. I don't get down with that. I know. And then she starts kind of not hitting on the host, but just being a slot about it and asking him if he wants to see her tits or asshole, but she gets kind of shut down. That's clip eight. Tits or asshole. Should I just show you my buttole in real life since you can't get it? Okay. I'm all set. That sounds great. Okay. Maybe someone else in the room would love that, but I'm good. And um. Well, you're a tits guy though, right?

Yeah, I am. Yeah, who isn't? I'm a tits girl. People aren't. It's crazy. It's so weird. What are you a titser and a ask guy? Well, hang on, why isn't vagina ever in the mix?

Why is it always just different? Do you ever see a vagina by itself? Not for me. But you've seen my vagina at this point, because you subscribe. I did, I'm not gonna lie, I didn't like. You didn't like it? I know, I didn't, I didn't fucking watch it.

Oh, what the fuck? He corrected himself. I think he was honest the first time, I don't think he m' spoke. There was a weird power in balance going on right there. He's like, please had to show you my asshole. He's like, no. Listen, I have to have you escorted out of here, I will. No one wants to see your asshole on stop it with that.

That's crazy. You have such an inflated sense of themselves. Yeah. All the people who like you are worthless men. They're in cells. They're fucking losers. So you can't be going around just bragging about how you fart on people and be like, Wouldn't it be funny if I pull down my pants and shit in your mouth right now? And then when a normal person is like, no,, I don't want that you dumb whore. He's like, what? She's dumb. No, I don't want to see her stinky vagina right now.

I think this guy's just like, I think vagina is a gross. And actually that kind of reminds me of another person that we know. I freaking hate the gyna know that's this Nick bait if I heard someone talking about how they think the gyna is a gross That's a that's a deal about me What do I know am I running all over you because I don't know if you all I'll say I think I'm good with my clip So keep going buddy. Keep going with every okay What I just have a click quick clip where she cannot speak because she has a crutch words. And I think she drops the word like like six times in a sentence, the 11.

Apparently he hosted like an a list like private like celebrity, like kind of like gangbang fast or whatever. Cool. So I pretty say. And when I do use the word like in a sentence multiple times, I also have to say, or whatever to end the sentence. I think that's a really good way to show how smart you are. Once you, I get using it, but once you use it every other word, maybe it just paused to think it's better. Don't like use like like or whatever would

be my advice to you. What do I know? She said one thing though that if there was anything cancel worthy, I feel like in their circles the me two crowd would not like what just came out for a mouth and clip 12. You know, there's a lot of like, I'm not weirdo that like if a guy grabs me or something, I'm not like, oh, go fuck your, I'm just like, that happens.

It happens, I understand. You know what I mean? Like, you get groped a little bit sometimes. You just gotta have fun and like be chill. She's got the word attitude. I'm not gonna lie to you. A guy I don't have a lot. I don't have a lot of criticism around that.

Harvey Weinstein bad, but I think some of the Me Too cases could have taken a page out of her book. I saw a great meme today that said, my safe word is no. Cats, it's pretty obvious when you've crossed the line. You know, when she says no, we've had this rule for tens of thousands of years in our culture. And now on the side of where I confuse by it for some reason.

And then why? Right. Okay, I'll just play one more clip from the show. And that is the host asked her, how did you get verified on Instagram or Twitter? What are the fuck? And she explains, well, you need to have like news articles written about you, but it's kind of difficult because I'm just an internet slut and with a fuck wants to write about me.

So she intentionally did something to get go viral and notice how self-aggrandizing she speaks as she tells the story that's clip six. Yes, I did something viral worthy in real life on purpose, but it was it really happened. That way the news actually picked it up. You have to do it on purpose. So my whole Samas self, when COVID hit in 2020, I did this whole campaign where I was just gonna start paying a bunch of people's rent. Isn't that sweet? Yeah, so I just started paying a bunch of people's rent

and it kinda went viral because I was like, I was like promoing it on my Instagram. And then like a news article actually picked it up. And then I sent the article to my plug and then he got me verified. So the article has to be real. If you're going to tell the story, don't include the parts where you're telling,

where you admit that you only did this for verification. And you also say, my wholesome ask, that the sweetest thing, and then I promoted it. Fuckin' jerk. No, it's crazy to me that someone could be that stupid, that they would do something like that to make themselves look good, get an article written to show how good they are,

and then admit that they only did it to get a check mark and to further their career. I know that there's a lot of people who are very charitable, who are also assholes, Bill Gates, look at your way. But you're supposed to pretend that you're just charitable. You just want the best for people and to make the world a better place. Wow. Right.

That was stupid. Yeah, usually people cut checks. They don't go, I'm wholesome. I'm amazing. I'm so sweet. Isn't that sweet? I gave someone money. I gave a homeless person money.

Isn't that sweet? What's someone money. I gave a homeless person money. Isn't that sweet? What's that? What if you say it? Kaya, I just, this is totally unrelated, but you just reminded me of this. So we have obviously our Patreon. We're up to almost 2,300 people supporting us on Patreon, which I really appreciate. But if you get on the Patreon now, I will be donating that money to chemotherapy for someone I know. I don't really know them,

but I know someone who knows someone, and they need the money. So I'm gonna be giving all that money to this charitable donation. Anyone who signs up for our Patreon. Because I'm just... Just due to regulations that has to go into your PayPal first, right?

Correct, yes. But it's only because I'm such a great guy, and I don't say this enough, Kaya, about giving I am and how amazing and charitable I am. I really am changing the world for the better. And I feel like I'll get that credit for that, but I should. All of this point. You know, Carl, I like kittens and puppies. Am I not wholesome? I'm so sweet. Am I not sweet? Isn't that sweet, Chad? Fucking dummy. All right. Anything else from only stands? No, I think I'm done.

All right, in that case, I want to play our Bringe of the week. Gringe of the week. All right, I'm going to play it and then I'll explain what this is. Check this out. All right, that was the audio from our New York City live stream.

Yes, I fucked up everybody. I can't even shit the bad. And people who are streaming it live watch the show without audio. But if you are on our Patreon or supercast, I have edited the video together with the audio. Sounds great. Looks great. So you can now watch the entire live show.

Well, minus the dabble battle, which really was fantastic. While I was doing the troubleshooting on my computer and with our tech issues, Missy B hosted the dabble battle and we had some really by John F. John F. John F. John F. John F. John F. John F. John F. John F. John F. John F. John F.

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John F. John F. John F. Alright, I want to give you a quick update on what John is up to because there's a lot going on with him right now. So one of the things that people are probably noticing is that he has taken down his entire YouTube account and yeah, and what that is done is it's made it very difficult for people who pay him money to watch his videos

to watch his videos. So this is a person who subscribes to Centering John on Patreon. And they're scrolling through and showing you that there is nothing to watch on his Patreon anymore because all the videos have been taken down because they were all on YouTube and he let his YouTube go. because they were all on YouTube and he let his YouTube go. So that's the update on John's Patreon. He haven't had anything since October 8th in terms of a beer on the balcony. And even that beer on the balcony, you cannot watch on demand nor any of his others.

So he's not even putting out content anymore. He has always been, he just said, he reached a milestone. Actually, he said, I reached a, his others. Especially because I was watching this video, this guy is like flipping through all the different videos and stuff. If he had 500 people on his Patreon, he wouldn't have like two comments on the, he went on Gold beer on the balcony, and you know, seven here, eight there. Like that doesn't make any sense. Yeah, no engagement at all. Yeah.

Did he knew because Twitter as well? I think his Twitter is still up, right? Well, his Twitter went private. I don't know if it's back up again. I know it went private. It is. No, it is. I saw it the other day. He unlocked it again. But why would he do because on YouTube channels, he about to blow his own brains out or frame you and claim that you DMCA strike him? Here's my theory because John is alluded to this and I have some inside information. What's going on? John wants to create his own network, the Stuttering John podcast network.

Yes. He's going to start putting all the content behind the table. So John finally wise up and he went, hold on, everyone's making money off of me except for me. What do I do? How do I do this? I don't know if someone suggested this to him or if he had this brilliant idea, I'll just do a podcast to it.

So much like compound media, he's going to have his show and I think Richard O'Jutta and maybe Ron Philp Kowski and he's going to get these guys together to do shows or behind his paywall. Part of the Southern John Network and the first part of that was taking down all of his guys. Now I think another part of it is that he hates that Uncle Rico and all these other shows are pulling these old clips and making them look like a fool. Everything that he talks to people about,

like, oh, you can't say this, you can't do that. The people go back to the archives, they find him saying all these things and doing all these things. And so it makes them look stupid. So I think that's part of it. But Kaya. Is it gonna pull that off?

Kaya, I think that John honestly thinks that people care about his content. He doesn't realize that as long as Julie and I get this content, you know, the other people part of Daibler's Anonymous, as long as we can post this content, that's not what it cares about. No one really cares about watching his show

at real time. It's a waste of time. No, not at all. He's not, he is not the content. He's the raw material that you guys turn into content. It's like if I went to the movie theater and ordered popcorn and then you gave me just draw corns. Yeah, that's not like you figure it out. It's like, no, I'm here for the fucking popcorn.

Some actually have to make you funny first. Yeah, right. All right. So here's another video that I want to play for you. This is John. Now, if you recall, John bragged about having a conversation with Patreon and another one with YouTube because he was trying to intimidate me and scare me. Like, oh yeah, no, I talked, I had a great conversation

with YouTube and then he was trying to be cryptic and he was going terms of service. You know, as if I was breaking their terms of service and I was gonna get my channel shut down or something. Which by the way, I wanna say, I just want a judgment against Sirius XM. Thank you very much. That's correct. Series XM

When came back and said all right, you can you can leave your Howard Stern video up. So I just want to Something like that real quick Thanks kids. All right, so this is John having a guest down and then admitting these these never talked to anyone In any of these places no one would give them him the time of day. You were $600 MacBook and someone scammed a bunch of people. I've written to everyone who DMs this person already, but I will say for Twitter support, they got my account turned back on in under 72 hours. I got a verified blue check mark Facebook page with 300,000 some followers.

That thing has been hacked for one year, four months, and two weeks. And all Facebook has offered is bots and prayers. So yay Twitter for actually having humans that solve these problems. But yeah, this is where we go. I had the same kind of issues with Patreon and YouTube. Like they don't seem to really give a shit, you know what I mean about anything. Like, part of the person, part of the person on the phone. They don't give a shit about you, job, that's for sure.

You can't, I mean you can't, I mean, at all, these like, you know, chat rooms shit, they just, you know, and they just give you their typical, like, you know, bot answers. It's yeah, bot answers like that's transformative content Which is admissible under fair use clause of the copyright act. I know I'm just all I want is to fight a sympathetic algorithm John that's all I'm asking for just an algorithm that understands me and where I'm coming from John just lies all day long every day and he's so stupid that he can't remember what he lied about So he's coming out another show and he's like yeah, you can't remember what he lied about so then he just comes out another show and he's like, yeah, you can't get on the phone

with Patreon or Twitter or YouTube. It's like, Jenny, we're braggy about a cover scene. A log cover scene you had with them, which is a weird brag anyway to begin with. But, how do I do it? Well, I also doesn't understand that Facebook and Patreon are not the same thing. Patreon is an actual store where they give you

a template spot reply because it's implied like no we're not going to nuke this page that makes us 10 grand a month because you're fat ass complain about it like right away yeah right John John has been trying to get my patron taken down by saying that there are some comments in the discord that are offensive and patron I don't know if they're paying attention to this, I can't imagine they are. But if somebody a Patreon looked at that, they'd be like, what? Okay, yeah, we'll definitely take this Patreon down because there's a Discord server somewhere. It is in their business interest not to humor every fucking complaint from people who aren't even their users.

I have myself also talked to Patreon support, they're very speedy. I get replies like with an hours from them whenever I have to Sort of an issue on that website Because you probably have a really good issue and you make them on it, but you have a good issue I'm not just a fucking drunk asshole on the internet trying to ruin other people's livelihoods by taking their podcasts down fucking prick All right, so yesterday's episode of the Sellering John podcast now Saturday. He did a show, usually it does beer on the balcony. He said no beer on the balcony, but I'm going to do it on Tuesday instead.

He let us down. There was no beer on the balcony on Tuesday either. And he talks about on Monday, the Yankees were supposed to play. Now, this is game five. This is the game is going to decide who goes on in the playoffs, Kaya. And John talks about his big day Monday watching the Yankees game. I left school yesterday, came straight home, didn't want to miss the game. And then it was rain delayed. Then I waited a little bit longer. And it was passed out. So all of that, but nothing.

All of that for nothing goes. I came home from school. Yeah, he goes to do teaching. He went straight back to his apartment from something to teaching. Turned on the game. It was rain waited for a while and then they post it So I'm gonna translate this he wanted to go to the pub His play he usually goes to the bar like oh I put it a healthy six hours

Couple of those classes will study all yeah, right So now I gotta go to the pub and have some beers. So instead of that He went straight home to watch this Yankees game and it was all for nothing. He could have gone to the fucking pub all long damn it What a waste of time Well, that's not as if he didn't drink at home. I'm sure he had some beers at home Oh my god, I know what he really thinks he missed out on just annoying the bartender again There's so many clips going around. I can't even keep up. There was one I saw the other day. I think it's recent where he talks about running out of beer. He goes, yeah, the other night or

last night, I went to my fridge. He's only one beer left. So I knocked on one store, his next store neighbor to see if he had to be. It's not only in his heart, but I'm like in a pinch. So he got this neighbor's heart. Because he didn't play the half of his alcoholism. It's unbelievable. Normal people do that with sugar, sure. Right, yeah. You have to stick a butter because I'm trying to make something over here. It's like, no, it's just very different.

Okay, well, can I drink your liquor? Can I drink your liquor? Can you drink your liquor? Wait, what kind of whiskey do you have? And you just know he did not repay that. Oh, I have a strong suspicion. He wasn't running out of the store the next day to get some white claws for Juan, but I couldn't.

They're all absolutely on. All right. This is John talking about giving him Facebook stars like he likes to do. What I want you to do is look at the sore on the palm of his hand. It is huge. J M Vandy. Good. See you back. You were accidentally blocked, but I unblocked you today.

Facebook people. This is quite important. During this broadcast, you can support my page. All right. So I just saw this recently. I did not know about this, but you know he's always scratching his palms on the show like he's constantly got his hand up here and he's doing this.

And it turns out that that is a symptom of both psoriasis and liver disease that you get itchy palms. And I just wanna say to the uncle, we go show you guys better start doing five shows a day. Cause his palms are so itchy. He's gouging down He's got serious scabs on his pubs are so itchy like this guy is not long for this world

I'm not saying that like I think it's fun or funny. It's not but John hold shit buddy. We could all see it I mean, he has so many liver spots on his forehead and shit to know yeah video quality here's a bit low But he didn't have those even three years ago, didn't he? No, three years ago, he was a different person. And we say that, but we're not exaggerating in any single way, it's unrecognizable. The way he looks now, and I love that he, for a little while, he was going on auditions and stopping,

I was gonna play a role in a play or on a TV show, or something, I was like, Chad, you're not a presentable person at this point. You look terrible, you have not a presentable person at this point. You look terrible. You have to know that, right? And the other thing about John is that he doesn't want anyone talking about his kids, but I think he does. I have a theory, Kaya.

I think John wants us talking about his kids because when we do, then he could say, oh, they're talking about my kids. Because he has a public figure. We can talk about him all we want. There's nothing he could really yeah say you know unless Somehow and I can't imagine this as possible But if somehow we did something that caused harm for him in his life because we slandered him and in such a way

That was so defamatory that he couldn't get a job or something like no John He really was a way to get a job. There's nothing to do with us, obviously. Right. But he brings up his kids because he wants us to bring up his kids so that he can use them as a shield. I just got a text from my wonderful daughter who might become me to New York for Christmas. The way he drinks water in this episode is he's just

shuggied so do you know what he lost so he brings up that I got a texture my daughter she might come with me to New York for Christmas that would be awesome so now he's putting it out there we have to wait and see if he's actually gonna bring his daughter with them to New York we're gonna be keeping track of that now John I wouldn't have I wouldn't have cared but I put it out there in the world. Now we got to pay attention to this and call you out when you go and visit your mom by yourself. He wants to die on that hill so bad. You were taking my family hill and it's just not it's currently not happening but I have heard some rumors that he's been fucking with Antony's family. Yes. I don't know. But did you notice by the way, he cut up an entire fucking lemon into his glass of water.

Yeah. I think that's something you do when he usually hates drinking water and you never drink water. Is that what it is? Because he does not usually drink water. I think so. I think he's learned that orange juice is not going to help him. So now he's, and he also learned something else, which is smart, by the way.

Maybe he's been watching me. But what he's doing is he has a glass of water, by the way. Maybe he's been watching me, but what he's doing is, he has a glass of water and he's pouring it as he's podcasting. So, every time he picks it up, it's pretty full. So, he's not like going all the way back and chugging it. He can just kind of sip on it. It's not as obnoxious to look at.

Yeah, it is smart. It is smart, but I'm glad that he's kind of thinking that out because I've already clipped enough times with him chugging his drink and it's not attractive looking. And then he's thinking, well, so you brought up this Anthony Coomy thing. I want to bring this up too, because I tweeted this the other day. So here's what happened. Suttering John puts out a tweet and he actually has a screen grab from Anthony's brother Joe tweeting, I'm sorry, texting with Anthony. and he actually has a screen grab from Anthony's brother Joe

tweeting, I'm sorry, texting with Anthony. So somehow John has a text thread between Joe and Anthony and it says, I just got a phone call that came up as you on my caller ID and it was your voice with sirens in the background and you were saying that they're after me, help me, et cetera. It just came up like your fucking phone called me and then he shows the screen capture of His brother's name with the miss call or the incoming calls that he answered so settling John like the moron

He is tweeted this out and also with the Caption hey Anthony Kummer, are you okay? I heard the police were chasing you and you were calling your brother Joe for help. So Anthony then tweets out, from Saturday night, I was at the WATP show making people laugh at you.

I figured this shit had was involved somehow. Calling family members, telling them someone is in danger is true scumbag shits that are in John, but that's you. Your garbage, John, a loser bum. And frankly, the fact that John would tweet that out makes me feel like he was responsible for it or he put someone else up to it. If he can't figure it out, why would you tweet something like that? There's no way. Yeah, he would have put up somebody up to it. There's no way John can figure out how to get someone's number,

how to fake a police siren, how to fake somebody's, no way. Someone's in the photo act because they're actually pulling out the text thread, screen grabs, and they're able to spoof, at these number, and they know what these number, and how it's gonna show up in Joe's phone. Like, there's a lot of shit going on right here, and John's taking credit for it and celebrating it

and John, this is why you're always the villain. This is what you don't understand. It's all the shit you tell other people not to do. You are currently actively doing. You're trying to get your friends to beat up shooly and intimidate them. You're trying to fuck with Anthony's family. I thought family was off limits. To John, nothing is off limits. Right. And even if he didn't do it, you're still celebrating it.

What happened to having honored you remember when you went on, it was a Tommy show, MSCS media or whatever the fuck and it was like, Tommy, who goes after someone's family, not even the mob does that. Right. There's the same words. The most did go after Antonis family. You'd celebrate. Yes. That's what it sounds like to me. You fuck face.

Yeah. There are numerous examples of this where Stuttering John will say, like, I would never do something like that. And then he just blatantly does it. Like, John, I used to, I was going to ask her, you stupid. That's a dumb question. So this looks like, this looks like to me, like somebody posted about that in his chat and this is John reacting to it Please well, you know

There's one thing Hellhath no fury for a father's corn What more chugging is water like a weird thing? So I think he's justifying it because Anthony made fun of him again. Right? I'll hell hell have no fury for a father's Yeah, he doesn't even have the fucking saying correct. Would it be like, yeah, yeah, I know he doesn't understand what he's saying. That's right. That's why intro this with

Kaya speaks better English than Centering John. This is not Kaya's first or second language. He speaks a better than Centering John. These are more on also he scratches himself right before chugging water Yeah, he is on he is on his last leg here. Dude. This is not the way he's chugging water during a show. I get it. You're dehydrated. You've been drinking all night, but get up a couple of hours before the show and get rehydrated and then start going. It's not that difficult.

Take it from me. You want to be an alcoholic and run a successful podcast, take it from me. There's ways to get around this. All right. So this is John talking about his upcoming beer on the balcony. And I just want to give people a glimpse into what's going on on John's show

during the roll call section of it when he's just looking at people's names and he just starts singing for some reason. Kurt M. Christopher. And then Diane Russell. uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh I'm the balcony. I don't been trying to book the same freaking guy. It'll be this week. I'll do another one on Saturday I just don't know he doesn't respond. I mean he emailed me back I asked him to come on. He said he had family stuff. Yeah, yeah, it's like the water Wow, there's a whole fucking Won't be one today

No, there won't be one today, will there job? I don't get it. God, he sounds like someone falling in and out of a coma. Oh, it's someone who we were doing the live show in New York. That's one of the things that Anthony says, like literally the sound of dumpers makes us thrrr, John does that without even realizing. Oh, err, err.

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Uh Good as cold as blocked Okay, well then I'm gonna have to do I'm gonna have to unblock her gonna have to do, I'm gonna have to block her. You know, it's funny too, because you placed Forest Copy's like, oh, I can do an impression of retarded. Yeah, we know. We see it every day all day. Yeah. He's talking about Twitter, right?

I think it's like my YouTube. It could be Twitter. YouTube. It could be Twitter because on Twitter, you know, what Pussy's do is they use something called blockchains, which is basically a thing that you can install like a plug-in interior Twitter profile, and then it blocks thousands of people, like tens of thousands, and they set it up

so we're like, it even blocks people who like a tweet by somebody that you blocked. Like it will block people with two degrees of separation from people who you actually wanted to block. It's that fucking manic. And I guess that's what he has. Maybe he one of his kids installed it like that. Okay, you know, you're getting trolled on the internet. Here's the thing I can do for you

and you don't have to see that stuff. All right, hold onto that thought because I don't believe anything that John says. What we're gonna do right now is we're gonna watch John Unblock Good is Gold in real time. Let's wait to see how long this, remember he's doing a show. Apparently, let's watch him Unblock in real time.

I'd love to still frame by the way. Yeah, let's watch him on block in real time. I thought it was still frame by the way. Yeah, I know, no matter where you pause it, it's always great. It just looks like, he looks like he's on dialysis or something like that. It's not good, he's not a healthy man. And so we're gonna play him on block

and get his golden real time. And then the explanation to why all these people are blocked. And I wanna see if you think that's bullshit or not. I have to do, I'm gonna have to unblock her. That's all I have to say about it. Let's find her out. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, yes indeed. I need some weed.

Let's see. Where is good as gold? Let's see. They're unblocked. Good as gold is unblocked. Okay, back to the show. Back to the show, what show? What are you talking? That is your show, John. You go, pop. Err.

Err. And it's a weird, brr. I feel like it's trying to fill the silence with literally any noise and things that's entertaining. It isn't, that's just white noise. It's just noise. Next weekend, I'm participating in a 48-hour livestream, a 48-hour straight from Florida.

I guarantee there will not be a minute of that livestream. It looks anything like what you just saw. It'll be more entertaining than what John can do. Just try to stream for two hours straight. All right, so let's find out why all these people are blocked. They shouldn't be blocked. Uh, how old does Leslie Ramzen? out why all these people are blocked. It shouldn't be blocked. How are all these, Leslie Rams and how are all these people getting blocked? Well, I don't know really. Uh-huh.

More drinking water. Oh my gosh, that's not so. I'm making a case. Sometimes I'll make a mistake. Like I'll hit the block, somebody, and then, and then the chat will move up one. And then it'll block the other person. So he started by saying, I don't know. That doesn't make any sense.

And then it said specifically, and I'm sure what happens to my moderators on occasion as well. I mean, a ponob is perfect, you know what I mean? So are you buying that one? Oh, he's got dozens of people blocked. It shouldn't be. And he's pretending this because like, well, you know, the check goes so fast. I hit the wrong name.

I'm first of all, I don't believe that his chat goes so fast. I'm not buying that whatsoever. Yeah. Even if that didn't happen. Okay. So the person that you meant to block slipped under from your mouse cursor, then you would still end up blocking only one person, though, even if it was the wrong person. Oh, but this has been going on for months. Sky,

that's why this is not happening. You know, you're on to something and he's definitely talking about YouTube. He's not on Twitter, but there's got to be something that's just going in an auto blocking all these people. Just it probably uses like specific keywords or something or affiliations, like you said said and just blocks people. That's a good point. Yeah. Maybe he just has a filter for Carl and who are these podcasts and should be able to be

all blocks. Oh, he's dumb enough to have like who and are and the and podcast. Oh, I think you're correct. I think I did. I think I figured it out. Okay. All right. let's watch. Let's watch those T-John getting trolled.

So my favorite thing is that John does. T-John. Yeah, he's chucking his water, but he's looking at the chat and he's seeing people trolling him. And then he has to tell his moderator to get out of it. Um. So disappointed. I'm going to be a little bit more good. Um.

So disappointed. Thank you, Andrea. I boy. Oh. Let's see. Okay. This is the show we had to get back down after I'm like a good old.

There's two bucks for your birthday, by the way. I'm sorry, Happy Tuesday. It says my bad. Yeah, by the way, the internet is a toilet, which is a troll. That's one of the good guys. Yeah, I love when you have the Army major ad, Happy Tuesday, John for two bucks. All right, I want to ask you, Kaya,

if you even understand what John's talking about on this clip. You know, I'm getting so sick of this. I don't know why, does this happen that everyone Google just flake? It forgets everything. What about you, Kai? Do you realize that Google forgets everything What about what about you Kai do you realize? The Google forgets everything Like that so the other day I was googling transformative content under fair use and Google said I don't remember that one I was like oh good good good good. I'm counting on you to remember this stop far, man

No results found no results found for that one. He's like, I hate like Google forgets. God damn it. All right, this is John. Sorry, he's waiting for the. What's great about this episode is that he never sends out the StreamYard links to his guests. So he goes, oh shit, I got something out. So we watch him do that in real time. And now he has to kill time because he's waiting for them to get the links and to join the show.

So he decides to go on Ron Philpikowski's Twitter and find a video of Donald Trump Jr. doing whatever Don Jr. does on the internet. And considering John picks the wrong angle to make fun of Donnie Jr. here. Okay. Now, notice the quotations. Okay. Okay, now notice the quotations, okay? Usually you go, this guy is kind of slow and that's it, right? Three times. He just did watch how many times The quote got to do it three times. I didn't know that was the rule

But that's a job says, but then as he say that he does it four times slow And that's it, right? Three times. That's how many times this ignoramus known as Donnie Decad Jr. is holding these quote things up on his coat. His coat. His coat. Thanks.

He's holding these quote things up, guy. What an idiot. This is the angle. That's the angle of attack. Yeah, this is the angle of attack. As he looks towards his little script. So, I'll get to know the emace front of him for her. So this guy wrote down what he wanted to say. Like, get shot. You should do. It wouldn't kill you. Have some bullet points idiots. Here we go. A walk down the crazy world of Don Jr. See, Pelosi is quoted as saying, I hope Trump comes.

I'm gonna punch him out. This is my moment I've been waiting for this. For trest. All right, I was counting. I'm gonna punch him out. I'm gonna go to jail. All right, I was counting. Be. How come the media is reacting like she's this great hero?

Talk and tough, preaching violence. I was told that's a huge threat to democracy. So John's making fun of Don Jr. for using his hands a lot as he talks. John is a guy who shows his hand up like this. It's got scabs all over it and he scratches it. This is not the right angle to take. Like John always finds the wrong thing to goof out people for you, don't it's that?

I know people like this in my private life where like they get bullied relentlessly but then they try to find someone even dumber than they are and they bully them to get some sense of self-worth back. But John, it's not going to work. Like, you're dumber than everyone. Not that dog you mean you're as a smart person. No. Dad, you just do a few, fewer videos on the internet. Don't get me wrong, but John, you

do not have a leg up on him. And so, of course, I can't get ahead of Stucho Depot. They've already made a video about John's hypocrisy here, making what people in their quote mark. This is the thing that we goof on John about all the time. He doesn't know how they work or when to use them. So this video is brilliant, of course. Okay, now notice the quotations, okay.

Usually you go, this guy is kind of slow and that's it, right? Three times. Watch how many times this ignoramus is holding these quote things up on his cope film rant. My mom happens to know this person personally and sent this person a check. So this person can pay for his or her spouse's chemo. If you're listening to this, his fingers are in the air just randomly doing claw things. The whole time he's trying to do like, this person is a person. My mom knows this person like what? Past clips of John doing the exact same thing he's accusing Don of doing the bus

You know don't don't feed the trolls Which is 300 every chemo session and now he's got to undergo 12 more and all these losers are Well, he's doing the cool thing, but then he's also doing all the hand gestures all the shit He's just like you fun a dad you do for doing He's doing all the hand gestures. All the shit. He's just been in front of Dodd Jr. for doing. He's doing all the gang signs now. What face which I should sue him for? Well, I don't have time.

Well, I mean, you're back. You're back. All right. So that was a slow down. John Turalig, which is always fun. So then he goes on to make fun of Don Jr. some more. And the way he goofs on Don Jr.

Kaya, I swear I used to do this when I was in third grade. I would do this exact same thing to kids in the cafeteria and my friends all That was hilarious in third grade It's not timely saying like, you know, you know, like In there Going from John Federman is fine like in there John is fine is brain doesn't work right now but who cares he's representing

he's representing we'll do that right ending that that's real and he had a huge ability that we actually believe and that doesn't have brain malfun father being the most that is actually going to be in Joe Biden over by

Joe Biden, she might in a linguistic ninja, I'll make the most articulate person in the world. John's just repeating words at the end of the sentence in a retard voice. And he thinks that's Cavity. Yeah, like when we do impressions of John, we at least like make up lines, right? Something that sounds like a John would say he's just repeating the same exact thing, like

in doing a retard voice, which is, I don't know, humor. You find funny when you're a teenager and you're watching South Park, I guess. Well, the problem is he thinks he's smarter than Don Jr. He thinks he's more has more political attitude. Like that's true. He wants to be, Don Jr. thinks he's more has more political attitude. If that's true, he wants to be, but he wants to be to don what you are to him. Right. Just not working. Correct.

Yes, he's seeing other people, he's seeing him getting bullied. And he's going, I'm gonna bully Don Jr. the way I get bullied, but he doesn't understand how to do it because if he really wanted to cut down Don Jr., he would listen to the point sound was making and explain why they're retarded. That's what he should be doing. Instead of just repeating the last slide,

oh Joe Biden, I'm gonna get there. The problem is though, like I think every single media outlet that John consumes at this point, like he strikes me as the kind of guy who would watch those late night TV shows with like John Oliver and what's his face, Stuart's. And that's the same thing they do. They just, they play a clip of like someone like Don Jr. saying something dumb. And then they make a funny face in the audience claps. It's like,

do you guys hear that? So stupid is this guy. Like, the stupid is John. They have a staff of people who find that precise clip that really makes that person look stupid. John just plays a random copy phone on Twitter and there's nothing, he has nothing to say I love it. He's nothing too. Yeah, he doesn't even pull out the parts that he wants to goof on

He just starts playing and he goes look at this guy's using his hands when he talks like well And he tried to come up for using drugs John brags about using drugs like what is this guy on coke? John you love doing coke what do you mean? You're goofing out of that. Yeah, maybe you should get some Adderall. Go to the fucking doctor and clearly add issues. You literally cannot focus a thought. It takes like 30 seconds to string together five words.

That's not normal. So Ryan Sharman just today proved that Stuttering John was down both 13 on Twitter. We always do that with a soccer count for John. And what happened was John's been deactivating a soccer counts recently. He's taking on Twitter. We always do that was a socket count for John. And what happened was John's been deactivating his socket counts recently. He's taking out his YouTube, he's deactivating socket counts. He's got big things in motion right now. So what Drey and Sharman did is he tried to reactivate that account. And it says you need to put in your email to associate

with the account. So he put in John's email address because he used to be his moderator. So he knows it. And of course, it sent the code to the email that he needed to then put in to verify it. It didn't say like, no, this is the wrong email. Just said, okay, the code has been sent proving that John was down both 13 the entire time, which of course was very obvious. John has a lot of second counts. And also while he's deleting second counts, I want to say that the Twitter account that

was my wife's name with a photo of my wife is now gone as well. So John. Okay. So he was going after your family. Oh, yeah. Exactly. Yeah. He was communicating directly with my, well, watch this wife. I. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he was communicating directly with my,

well, I said, wife, I did it three times, with my wife. It's some creepy shit. Isn't that a little bit creepy to create an account with someone's real name and photo and pretend you're them and tweet out shit? Like it's one thing if you're Maple Leaf fan 28. It's another thing if you're my wife's name and image

and you're tweeting at each other and having a conversation and you're fucking weird. It's another thing if you're my wife's name and image and you're tweeting at each other and having a conversation, you're fucking weird. It's a pain. You're fucking weird, though. Anyway, I wanted to talk about, are you familiar with Mike David from Redbar? No. Okay, so Redbar has the show that's similar to our show,

although I think he would say that's not the case, but he goes ahead and plays clips from different shows and comedians and he goofs on them and stuff. So, Stuttering John, because Redbar and Anthony Cumia are not friends. In fact, my David worked at Compound Media for a very short time, they had a following out.

And so, because he doesn't like Anthony, our friend, Senator John, thought, oh, I'm gonna team up with Redbar. And he's been saying on his show lately, I love Redbar, I love what they're doing, they're great. So this is Mike David explaining that John's been trying to DM him on Instagram. Yeah, this is hilarious. It's not even John's been in this big feud where him and Kumbia go back and forth screaming

at each other and it's always retarded on either side. So, Steadwing John keeps messaging me on IG. I've never responded. And he's messaging me, let's take down Kumbia together. What do you say? And I'm like, I'm not getting involved. Because this is, for those who don't know, Stuttering John has been taken by like,

this very soggy, gross, like low-lying internet group of people, like a merch-type level of people are all orbiting him at the moment. Some guy just said Stuttering John content is this what are these podcasts? Exactly and now hopefully maybe you've opened your ears All right So okay because we talk about Suthering John red bars above this and they're saying like it John wants to Form it a line it's with me. I want nothing to do with that. I don't give a fuck. I don't want this to be a thing that I do because that's what where this

podcast does. And so they continue to talk about us. I don't even know what to make of this to be out of there. They don't want anything to do with them. Obviously, I keep my ear to the ground. I actually know what's happening. They don't know. team up with these fools. So by the way, this, who are these podcasts? You don't, you're not allowed to listen to those shows, by the way. You were only allowed to harass those shows, but you catch you listening. There's punishments and doxings. So, you know, who are these practices? It's unbelievably junk. And Kumiya loves it. By the way, if you think who are these factors, that's kumi as friends.

All right, so I guess there's some guilt by association there. If you can't like, go on this podcast. I really don't like you. What's up with you? No, I'm not, I'm not quite. What did you ever do to him? I'm not quite sure what the issue is,

but apparently if you like Redbar, you're not allowed to watch and enjoy who are these podcasts. Does that sound like what he just said? I'm not sure. I don't understand. Who does, who is he implying is doing the harassing and doxing? I think he can play the, he would do the harassing and doxing it. If, if his fans, the, the red barriens, the red barriens, if they were to enjoy who are these podcasts, I think he would dox them for doing that. And that's the, I was confused too.

I could be totally wrong about this. Maybe someone could explain this to me, because that was weird. I guess. All right. So this is more on why who are these podcasts, Docs? Kumi loves them because they do Kumi as dirty work. They go after these stuttering John's and these people on Kumi as for Kumi. So that shows

not very cool. Like they're going after John to get Kumi's praise. Yikes. All right. So now he's just pulled a Chad Zumak. So I have to call him out on this one. Mike David, love you buddy. This idea that the only reason why we talk about Sittering John is so that Anthony Kumya gives us an adaboy is retarded. That's a retarded thing to think or say, but that's literally what Chad Zumak said, dude, it's like, oh yeah, you know, who these pockets just kisses your ass because that's literally what Chad Zumak said, dude. It's like, oh yeah, you know, who are these pockets? Just kisses your ass because that's the reason

why they even have a successful show is because Anthony talks about you. Like Anthony's behind a paywall. I don't know that that's why we're. Anthony, you know, like you've been on Anthony's radar after like hundreds of episodes before these podcasts. I had to show this show existed before Anthony Kumia. Correct.

And also Anthony's was always like with Opie. It was never the Centering John thing. I don't think that we were like, hey Anthony, if I make for a silly joke, you'd be my friend, because that wouldn't even make sense. There wasn't a thing before that. John was on his show many times.

So it's kind of stupid. So speaking of Chad Zumak, now he's been talking about me quite a bit on his show from what I've heard I guess not too long ago he was praising me and saying that he loves really his podcasts were really funny And then as soon as I kind of said fuck Chad. He's changed his tune one. One. Yeah. No. You definitely toss them out.

I did. He's changed his tune 180, though. And now he says that I suck and I'm not funny and I'm no good. And that's a problem with guys like Chad. So you don't understand authenticity at all. So your audience isn't going to buy anything you say if you just change the way the wind is blowing. And if I were to go on here and say, Chad's doing a great thing, he'd be like,

yeah, Carl's awesome, follow Carl, but I go, listen Chad, you're a liar, you're the one who has the socket counts, stop accusing others of having socket counts. So I just go on and say that and he immediately goes, Carl's not even funny, fucking sucks, he's just kissing Kumi as balls, like, all right Chad, we see what you're doing here.

It's too obvious. He was bragging about being on your show. I know. I released them to that episode after you talked about them on the last public episode, I think. Yeah. I went back to listen to the episode, which was episode, I don't know,

some a show called Paulie, I think, for those of you who would like to go back and listen. Very hysterical. He doesn't let you get through the stuttering John segment whatsoever. You actually have to kick him off the show But throughout that entire show he doesn't I'm here on who are these podcasts man I made it and you didn't make it OP fuck you. He has to be on the show. He reached out to me Kaya He was a girl on your show. I wanted to see him like all right, Chad. We'll do that It's not like I was it's not like Chad was on my radar,

but what happened? It doesn't matter. So I want to credit the insufferable bastards podcast because they did play a clip from Chad's show. I haven't listened to his show. I don't really care what he's saying because he's not a funny guy. The problem with Chad is that he goes after people

and he's angry at them, but he's never funny. He doesn't ought to be funny when he does that. Oh, he's just angry. Yeah, he's just angry. So it doesn't translate into entertainment for most people, but I thought I pulled this clip and I guess I didn't, because I don't have it. So now I gotta scrub and find it within this video,

but I think it's around, I think it's pretty early on. Oh yeah, here we go. In the first clip, this is about 10 minutes into the podcast. I thought this was the most interesting part of the whole broadcast. It's 31 minutes long, but I'm gonna play just like one or two clips from it. But he addresses, he starts off by dressing Carl

specifically with this comment. And by the way, don't act like the difference between me and you, I was popular in high school. Okay, I played sports. All right, I'm going to pause it real quick. This is going to go on for a minute. This is going to get fun. So he's already stuttering John Jr. This is a 47 year old man. He's older than I am. And he's already saying, dude, you think I suck.

I was popular in high school oh no no you can't be that stupid are you class clown class cutest I had that's a perlative I will I've always been around the cool kids you're that crew is not cool oh no're time to shine and you think you're part of the cool kids, no? Chrissy mayor, Alex Stein, and a fucking 60-threal drunk Anthony Cume, who may or may not have choked Vinnie Brand's daughter, your crew is not cool. Kaya, my crew isn't cool. Oh no!

I'm doing everything wrong in life. I thought you were cool I shouldn't be hanging out with you. What if the other kids see? Can't they see us hanging out? I know. Dude, if you want to go I get it Yeah, now I can show my face at the playground And then he accuses you of oh he's hanging up with a 60-year-old drunk Anthony Kumiya Can you please play my clip 15 where he just sucks John's dick? Oh you a clip 15 about this guy Yeah, I got the compilation from that one episode he was on your show where he just defense John and I put them all together

You know what Carl like I don't want to shoot on John He's always been cool to me like like I can't I can't shit on him But John's like a nice guy man in me providing me a lot of entertainment when he was on Howard Stern and he's done very well for himself. So I can't shit on the guy. He's been cool to me. He's promoted my show. It's like you who retweet whatever show I'm on.

So I know him from the Howard Stern show and he was very funny on that show. He's been cool to me. And nice. I don't watch his comedy. I don't listen to podcasts, but he's just nice I just hear myself in the back. I got it. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's pretty cool Yeah, no, he's a really nice guy. Okay, I love the how the old school Howard Cern show so he's just been nice to me I don't know like he retweets my tweets. I don't know

John I'm laughing at him. He reached reach your tweets fucking cool. I know I can free you. I got it. That's awesome John You did something and like Chrissy mayor is like who is she like compared to like John I think everyone will love this episode people in the discord are like this guy has to be trolling you He doesn't know he's John was doing better than Chrissy mayor. God that workout for you. Whoops. And I'm sorry that was so long, but he kept doing this after every single stuttering John clip you would play and also after every sentence you would speak.

It would do this fucking. Well, he was really cool. So is that the cool kids club? Yes. Is it a pick? Retweeting is the cool kids club. Chad, sorry. Chad Z-Man

He first up a Z-Mack. Yeah, holy shit. Well, I can't listen that episode. I'm glad you pull that together. I forgot how bad that was No, it's a point you yes, and yes, and one fucking time. Let's move on who cares? You like John you a Chrissy move on You're trying to politely smile talking through the segment, But you can tell that you're like in pain on a some point you're asking him if he's drunk It's not like a joke, but I think it was a sincere question because he was being so fucking defensive of John and so aggressively angry at Chrissy mayor Well, that's still happening which I'm gonna get to but let's get to the rest of um why he's cool and we're not cool That's not a cool crew. You guys aren't the cool kids. Also he's out of breath. He's not in good shape this guy. I don't think he's that healthy but why are you podcasting while you're out of breath? What is he doing? And not one of you will approach me. Not one of you because you're all fucking

keyboard warriors and dorks. Oh my god all fucking keyboard warriors and dorks. Oh my God keyboard warriors and dorks I do live shows in multiple cities. I'm not hiding behind my keyboard shed. I'll be down to their legs. I don't know. Stuttering John thing like if you have a problem with me come up into my real life and let's see if you're still tough like yeah. I don't want to fight. You're right. You got me. I just want to talk shit, not fights. Why would I fight you, douchebag?

Just take a joke without getting aggressive. I only fight low cows in Portugal. So let's check and get us asked to Portugal. We are not going to fight. Carl, I know you guys live in the little bubble, but you go around micro, which is cool Getting girls and that's cool. That's cool

Hang it out with Jim Brewer That's fun. That's a good time sold out show that's So now he's bragging about a sold out show by By the way, I've been his name is even on the ticket. He's opening for Jim Brewer, Jim Brewer sold out that show. You have nothing to do with that, Chad. In fact, I can tell you this, Vic Henley used to open for Ron White. All right. Do you see the difference there? Do you see the difference? I've been noticing lately when you see these touring comedians who play theaters, they tend to bring the worst comedian with them because it makes them look so much better in comparison. I saw this happen with Tim Dylan. I've seen

this happen with a number of comedians I've seen recently. Kathleen Madigan had the worst corner. It's like when a cute chick keeps a fat one as as a best friend. It's like you know, I'm actually a six But you make me look like an eight. Yes, Chad. You make Jim Brewer's comedy and eight. That's how bad you are at comedy That's a cool crew Couple months ago hanging out with Brewer and Florentine and Naples. That was fun. That's a good crew I found out what Jim far and team two. I think it's pretty cool. I agree with you there Rochester Your boys that's not a cool crew you guys aren't cool nothing cool about you

Big as a good boys you got me there. I'm not gonna say to you be like Roger. There's a cool crew I that's true. All right. It's not a cool crew, you guys aren't cool. Nothing cool about you. And I guarantee that half room, I wanna see the attendance because it'll probably little to none. I guarantee they all come up to me and talk to me. It's just those lists, I know you try to manipulate and control the narrative.

I know you're the king of Reddit. You're the king of fake accounts. All right, Chad. This projection is insane. I don't have any fake accounts. I don't have a reason to. There's thousands of people on Reddit. Most of them tell me I suck,

but a couple of fake accounts is not gonna help me in any which direction I'm at, that's the only people who have fake accounts think that way. I don't even think that way. I would never accuse someone of fake accounts unless I knew for a fact they did Chan Zumaq. I never effect you of fake accounts, it's a fake accounts.

Well, he's so out of breath too. Yeah. It's so distracting that he's like moaning into the mic. Oh, you're not cool. Yeah. This is sit down. This isn't embarrassing. It's then record.

This is embarrassing. This is someone who is breaking. Like this is not healthy. This is not healthy. It's so mind blowing to me. I wish I had compiled a clip of him sucking your dick too because there's so much fucking fangirling over I mean not really praising you, but so much more bragging that he's on your show. Yeah when he was on So you were the cool kid to come on multiple times since then I've gotten I could show the emails

Where's like come on your show and talk about this? Can I mean your show and talk about that? He wanted me on my show so bad But why I'm a nerd. I'm not part of the cool car on, Jack. What do you want to be on this show? Which he did high school. What are you doing cool enough for me? It helped me out. Get some coolness going for me. But make no mistake about it. I am the best comedian in that club that evening. All right. What he's talking about right now is the comedians of the compound are playing a show in Orlando to kick off that 40-hour livestream out of Sacramento. I'll be down in Orlando next weekend.

And Thursday night, there's a comedy show with Anthony Cumia, Chrissy Mayer, Juno Biscotti, Alex Stein, and Chad so desperately wants to be there, which I'm gonna get to, but he also wants to announce that he's funnier than all of those people. Okay, that's the facts.

When I go to the Orlando improv on the 27th, I am the best comedian in the club that night. The best. Here's a fact. And do your little research, your little homework. I worked more this year as a stand-up comedian as Chrissy, Kevin Brennan, and Gino combined. The three of them combined. I can't see, I made more money doing stand-up comedy than the three of them combined. Did.

All right, that's how I know you're a loser when you bring up, I made more money. This is what what Ethan Ralf said to me when I was on the Dickshow a few weeks ago. I make more money than you. Do you know much money I make? Because that's a stupid thing to say. I'm not saying I make a shift on the money, but you can't say I make more money than you. Unless you know much money they make. Otherwise, it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing.

It's embarrassing. It's the most that you break about it makes you even if it was true, makes's embarrassing. It's embarrassing to brag about it. It makes you, even if it was true, makes you look like a douche. So the fuck the rags about their goddamn money, it's usually everyone else who brings up, the amount of money you make. And it's usually people who are very self-conscious about the money they make.

Like when, the ring John brings up Antony's income. I got you made millions and yet, I, you live in such a nice house. It's like, the guy wasn't bragging about why, why are you even bringing up his house? I never hear rich people say I make more money than you because they know it. They don't have to announce it.

They know it as everyone else. So, chance thing, he makes more money than you. Oftentimes, yeah. Oftentimes I'd rather keep it a secret because it'll feel comfortable with everybody knowing that they're like, you know, come rock my house. I'm rich. Also, the brag is that he makes money from stand up, but he's the opener for Brewer and Florentine.

So it has nothing to do with him. Yeah, good for you. I'm glad that you're opening for these guys who have a fan. Right. You're a barnacle. Yes. You're a barnacle on a shiphole. Right. You're not actually swimming yourself. Chrissy mayors headlining. She has to go on other cities and headlines. That's very different for what you're doing, Chad. By the way, I don't know if you were planning

on playing that his standup because he sent me a clip right before the show. Yeah. Okay, then I'll hold my time. I have clips of it because normally I wouldn't goof on someone's standup or the fact that Chad is going on and on, but how is the funniest guy

and he's the best to stand up. Before I do that though, I have to break down these phone calls Chad made to the Anthony Kumya show because what happened was last week on Monday, I called into the show because they started talking about Chad, Chrissy Mayor was on. So I called in, we all started goofing on Chad a little bit. And so Tuesday comes around and Anthony went on the Legion of Skanks. After that, he got very drunk that night. He comes in Tuesday, very hungover. He seems miserable. And then Chad calls in. Listen to this reaction from Anthony when he sees the Chad's on the

phone. Is that is it? Is this it really is? Okay. I'm really hungover. So let's see. Chad. Anthony, how's it going? I started calling yesterday, but like a majority of your subscribers, I usually skip Chrissy mayor Mondays. Oh, like a majority of the subscribers. I don't know, Chad, people seem to enjoy Chrissy Mayer on here.

So that's the first thing he opens with. And on the screen it says, on the phone, Chad, and then it says underneath them, stayed up all night thinking of that one. So even the guys of the booths who are running the show are goofing on Chad. And Chad gets right into immediately. He's going to call out Anthony for not hanging with the cool kids. This is how Chad thinks. Chad thinks he's a senior in high school, still. Well, that's another thing, you know, because I know you guys were talking about me or

whatever, that's fine. But back in the day, Anthony Kuhnmey was hanging out with Louis, Silver, Nick DePolo. Now your posse is Carl and Chrissy. That's a week posse. That's my posse. All right. This is a great comeback for Anthony. So he says, you know, Anthony, you're lame because you hang out with Carl and Chrissy. I first of all, I don't really have a posse, but that's okay. And a couple of weeks ago, I was hanging out with Shane Gillis and Joe Rogan. Whoops.

You didn't think that went through a DJ chat. He was just in Vegas with Joe Rogan and Shane Gillis. Right, there's photos of them together. Yeah, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're shooting cool. Like, adults don't make decisions on who to be friends with based on how cool they are to the public. Who gets the,

oh my friends aren't cool. And I'm not cool. You use a specific word there. Adults. You're correct. Right. Adults just enjoy a typical like high school peaked and high school. Yeah. The quarter back and now that's all he has now. He's basically a janitor. Yeah, he's a comedy club that they sometimes just throw it out on stage. He's literally a chat. It's pretty funny. Has been chat that high school so this is the most embarrassing thing he says

to anthony on this call plan that you know i'm a true friend because i'm the only one that doesn't kiss your ass nobody nobody else kevin christie caro gino i'm the only one that doesn't kiss your ass i am a true friend i don't want

nothing from you i don't want to profit it off of you. You're a friend first. Chad declares that he's the only true friend to Anthony and Chad have bad news for you. You're not Anthony's friend. You know, I know that Anthony told me he doesn't like you. No one likes you, Chad. You're not liked. You can't declare that you're someone's good friend when they don't like you. This is like, I imagine this is what the DMs look like between the simps and the only fans' girls. Like, you're the only best friends and the girl goes,

uh, no, I like it for your personality. I'm not like the other guys. I don't care about your, your precise. So that, again, that's really pathetic. for your personality. I'm not like the other guys. It'll care about your your precise. So that again, that's really pathetic. And there's again, there's a parallel here just settling John who wants to clear that already in him are good friends, already laying in him are good friends.

And it's funny because already link him out and said, I am not friends with John, I don't like that guy. And John's like, yes, we are, we're friends. John, he just said he doesn't like you. That means you're not. Here's how we can tell if your friends with someone, if you have to use public means of communication to talk to them, like, yeah, if you can't talk to them in private, you have to call into their show or you have to have this debate on Twitter whether you're friends.

If you have to have a debate over whether you're friends, you're not friends. All right. So that happened on Tuesday last week, this week, Anthony's back on the air. And a caller was just getting caught up on his shows from last week calls and a little concern for our friend Chad Zumock. Last week I missed the first couple of days of the show and I listened to it over the weekend. Yeah. And that's, dude, that zoom out, dude. My ex had two mental breakdowns, and you learned the signs, what to look for.

Oh, wow, yeah, yeah. Dude, that guy, I'm literally worried you're going to be at an event when he was talking about coming to your event. Yeah, yeah. He's going to pull a pancare on you Like you got to have people watching time back Darryl All right, so this color goes this guy is losing touch with reality You might want to take precaution. He's saying that he's coming to the stand-up show that nobody wants to Matt

So I don't know if Chad was watching or listening or if his buddy told him this happened, but then Chad calls into the show and Again, listen to how reluctant Anthony has even picked up on this fucking asshole Chad, what's up You really think I'm gonna do something like I'm gonna try to kill you Really did I did I say that Chad? So he's a little missing foreign. Did you really think I'm gonna kill you? And I mean, why I'd be thinking like, maybe,

I don't know, I honestly don't. Why not? You see a little on his, I don't know what's going on. So Anthony's very polite. He goes, well, a caller said that he had experience with someone and the way you were acting and things you were saying got the sense that maybe that was what was going on.

So now this is the second time he's called in and explain he's coming to the show and Anthony's kind of alluded to the fact that, well, maybe he shouldn't. Maybe people don't want you at the show. So Chad DeClaris, he will be coming to the show. Yeah, I'm coming to review the show. I am a reviewer.

What do you mean? I wanna review the show that's gonna end up. For oh, for you? I'm going to write a book of the log. Oh, okay. Well, that sounds good. I hope it's fair and balanced. Yeah. So that's why I'm coming. I just want to review a comedy show and everyone will be safe. Now Chad, let me let me just make sure you know this. Yes, sir. There are people that book the show, run the show, run the club. That I lie. I get 1099 from there. All right. He's not, he's not picking up on any of this show. So it's funny again, the people in the booth row on the phone chat and underneath it is

that can't take a hint. We don't want you. He's like, no, but I know the owner. I've worked at that club before to get, but this specific show is being run by Chrissy and Frank and you've done nothing but shun them for going back to my show that you were already part of y'all. He's been doing that consistently since that. So you're not welcome. You're not welcome.

Well, you want to go someplace where you're not welcome. Cool kids don't do that. Cool kids don't go to a party. They're not welcome at. They're welcome. You're not welcome. You want to go someplace where you're not welcome. Cool kids don't do that. Cool kids don't go to a party. They're not welcome at. They're invited. That's how you know you're especially the nerds party. How many cool kids have tried to break into the nerds birthday party? But can I be a part of this?

Right. This is right. Thank you, Kaya, because what we've just witnessed is Chad saying, I want nothing to do with these guys. Chrissy sucks, Anthony sucks, Carlson nerd. And then he's like, but I'm nothing to do with these guys. Chrissy sucks Anthony sucks. Carlson nerd. And then he's like, but I'm going to come to your guys show. I got to be at your show.

We can't be both, Chad, which is, I thought you had your cool click that you had with that you were all confident about. All right. So this is a more of Chad insisting he'll be at the show. But there might be somebody on the bill that kind of doesn't want you there. But I'm buying a ticket. Yeah, I know the back of the ticket probably says, you know, all people are subject to get the fuck out. If someone wants you to get the fuck out, kind of a thing.

Well, that's all I'm saying. All I'm saying is be ready. And if it does happen, don't you go and throw fucking Molotov into the club. Chad, you're not going to be welcome there and when that happens please don't shoot up the place. You can help it. We really appreciate that. He has a block too. It's like the perfect rights manifesto and shoots up a place. All right. So again, Chad goes, I'm buying a ticket. I'm gonna be at the show and it's a complete Chad.

Oh my God. Are you not picking up on the, every signal we're putting out there, like don't come. We don't want you there. So this is more of, and they trying to explain why they might not want you there. Now again, Chrissy's fiance Frank is a guy who's not a public figure. The Chad goes after and says he has all these sock

accounts and he's up to no good. Again, all projection. Frank, it doesn't do any of the things that Chad accuses him of. I don't know. I don't know what people are going to do. I don't know what other people that have put this gig together like Chrissy. You think Frank is a fan of Chad Zumaq. You think Frank once you're sitting there staring at at Chrissy, after all the bullshit that's gone down, maybe Frank will say, hey, I don't want this fucking guy in the club. I don't know. Clintons of comedy, the Clintons of comedy. I don't be no Chad Zumaak. I don't know.

It is so fun. I was like, I said just don't come. We just don't watch it. So Chad's going, he does this thing where he says that Chrissy and Frank are the Clintons of comedy. Now remember Chrissy's not shit. She doesn't do anything. She's not funny.issy's not shit. She doesn't do anything. She's not funny.

She's not talented. It's like, well, the Clintons were the most powerful people in the world. So, which is it? Are Chrissy and Frank like this? Are they running comedy in the US? What do you think is going on here? They're like, the Clintons were definitely in the Cool Kits club among their own. Yeah, it's true.

To the point where Bill fucked a fat chick, everyone knew it. We still like, yeah, but it's cool. We saw him on a scooter, we're still just like, yeah, but he's one of us. It's fine. We'll let it go. All right, this is the last clip I have from these calls to Anthony's show. And this is the most ominous one of all.

Well, this isn't going to be a funny evening if I get thrown out. I'll say that right now. Oh, see now that, Chad Zumaq sounds like a threat. No, it doesn't seem like a funny evening if I have to drive home after getting thrown out. Well, not fun for you. It'll do it. But it'll be fun for the people that came to see the show and us doing it.

But I'm the best comedian in that building that evening. Oh, jeff. Stand up comedian, pound for pound, I will follow any one of you, including the king himself. All right. So that was really odd, right, to say it's not gonna be a fun evening if I'm kicked out. Chad, just don't come. It's an hour and a half drive from Tampa.

Just don't come. No one wants you there. It's a, they're probably not gonna want you any. So I was gonna say you're gonna be the funniest comedian in the building. You're not there as a comedian. You're not performing. You're not performing.

There is a reviewer. Right. So what are they to do with editing? I don't care how funny you are if you're in the audience. Your job is to sit there and shut the fuck up. The last thing I would do, as a comedian. You're not performing. You're not performing. You're not performing. You're not performing. You're not performing. You're not performing. You're not performing. You're not performing. You're not performing.

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of his dry bar comedy special. He's promoting to find out what he's up to. Yes. Chad will be the funniest comic in the room at the Orlando Improv if they decide to let him in. Let's check out some of his jokes here. And start off with him talking about what a loser he is. And of course, we framed himself in the third person

using his cool radio nickname, The Z-Man. Tell you a little about The Z-Man. Yeah, I'm in my 40s. Never been married, never had a kid. No one's happy for me. Nobody Nobody I always thought your 40s never married never had a kid. You're a catcher's like your 40s never married never had a kid You're not a catch people look at you like you're a suspect Chad you are a suspect and also that there's a reason for it

That's not even like funny that just said like yes women instinctually when they look at a 40 year old man who's never like had a stable relationship and he's completely alone and no other woman wants anything to do with them. They know. Yeah, there's a right flag there. Yeah, it's a war and exciting. If nobody wants you, then maybe I should also stay away from you. Right. Yes, exactly. And by the way, I would like to point out to audio listeners, he's wearing his own shirt. Like, he's also wearing a Z-man shirt.

The Z-man from Ken O'Hio. So this is one of the things too. It's got a basketball on it because remember, he played sports in high school. So he's still holding out of that. I don't think you see the court a few years, but he's still holding out of that. The thing I think you see the court a few years, but he's so holding out of that.

The thing I've noticed about Chad's stand of comedy and I've never paid attention before until he started declaring himself such a great comic. They all of his jokes lack a punchline. You notice that? No, they're just real. They're just like, hey, guys, I'm a loser. No one likes me.

It's uncomfortable though. Like there's a fine line between self deprecating humor and just going on stage and actually just talking about how much you hate yourself. Like somebody like Gilbert does does that well, right? He talks about how he's a ginger. He's balding. He has anger issues that always cause problems in his marriage. But he also has things where like you can tell he doesn't hate himself. He's actually kind of proud of the kind of person he is.

But once in a while, he takes a gut punch to himself. Chad actually is up there, is like, yeah, I'm a fucking loser. Like I'm going to die alone. My bloodline is ending with me, please laugh. So this is the thing that I wrote down in my notes. In order to be a stand up and be successful, you have to be likable.

That is the one thing that all standups need to have is likability. Chad is a villain. It's impossible to get behind this guy. So when you see him, even if he's just, hey, I'm just joking and making jokes, people pick up on what's actually going on. They're like, oh, I don't like this guy.

There's something about it. I think there are a lot of people who like him, but it's losers like him. If I checked out the comment section on that video, there are a lot of people who like him, but it's losers like him If I checked out the comments section on that video. Yeah a lot of fans actually a lot of people going This guy is spitting the truth this guy is way too relatable I'm a woman and I can relate to him No, and on and on it goes about people talking about how much trouble they're having in their forties dating It's like I'm sorry, but if you're 40 fucking years old and you don't have anyone in your life in no prospects,

it's over. So, it's over at the New York show, we played the trailer to this comedy special. And then the trailer was all about this Walmart and Tampa that apparently is a little white trashy, Kaya. That was his big joke. He talked about this Walmart and how trashy was so in this he does a call back to that and then the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen during a standup performance happens. I'm not dating right now anyone here dating. You know why? Because there's nothing left. There's nothing left. There's nothing left. Dating right now is like going to the Tampa Walmart on Dale Maybury. There's nothing left. Thank you.

Please clap. I force a club. I force them. Please clap. He literally jet-bushed. Please clap during his stand-up special. Kai, I've never seen it. I watch a lot of standup.

I have never seen that before. Oh, you know why? Because they cut that out to usually. Like the things like that, you would cut even if that accidentally slipped out of your mouth. That's funny. Low moments. You would tell the editor, okay, that's not going in the Netflix edition.

You're right. That's because dry bar is just like, yeah, we're not going to put too much effort into this. It's just put it out. It's fine. Wow. That's sad. And the way he talks about it, like there's nobody left for people like us to us losers.

It's a, you know how in animal documentaries, they always have that segment about the animal's mating life and it'll be like five monkeys competing for one woman or something. And then they always zoom in on one of the loser monkeys like tonight, Charlie is going to bed alone. Yeah. No, this is sad. Chad is the loser monkey.

And what's great is that in the next joke, like you can't even feel sorry for him and get behind him because in the next joke, he talks about dating on Tinder or using apps and he immediately decides that he's too good for all the girls out there. That's what I do. I go for it. I swing for the fences kids.

I see you up there. Take a chance. I'm on date. What was that move? I don't know if he meant for that to be a joke. If he was ad-libbing, but he's like, oh, I go on date. What was that move? I Don't know if he meant for that to be a joke if he was ad-libbing But he's like oh, I go for it. I swear for the fences and they starts doing a little dance for summary like he's up I'm on dating apps anybody else on these nightmares Yeah, you have to download an app to find your love now

So you have to swipe right and left all day long. Right? Right? If you like him, left if you don't. So I'm like, left, left, left, like you're not good and left. That's what I do all day. Left, left, left. I'm afraid I'm going to go into real life, like go to a bar, see a woman just swipe left, like you're not good enough.

You know, it's not funny, but I'm, you know, I get it. Good one. See what I mean? It's unlikable. He's like, oh, I get on these ass, I'm like, everyone sucks, everyone sucks. Chad. I'll give you a pro tip. Nobody goes on Tinder to find love. It's an app where hot people fuck. That's it.

It's an app that, you know, 90% of the people that install it, they get swept left on and the remaining 10% they just meet up and fuck and it's the hot people. That's it. He's projecting again. He's the one getting, getting left swiped on. He's projecting yet again. He's like, he's the one who holds all the car. You just know he buys Tinder plus or gold or ultra or whatever the fuck it's called.

So he gets more left swipes too. And you know how they always say okay, Twitter followers. Yeah, I'm sure he does because he wants to be a celebrity. He's pretending to be a celebrity. So I'm sure he does do that. Look at me, I got 20,000 followers up now at 17,000. Hold on, give me a day. I'll get it back up.

The audacity to like left swipe when you're him. Dude, you're in your 40s and you're performing a tiny bars for an audience of no one where you're asking for applause. I know people like this in real life too, like, or they will somehow have standards for women still. Yeah. Character personality wise, I get it. Yeah, you should have standards, but looks wise, buddy. Like, look at yourself. Yeah, no, he's not doing well. So he finally does earn applause in this next clip, but it's only because he's self-deprecating in the right way on this one. Okay, I've been doing this for 17 years because I had a dream when I was a child. I wanted to make

3600 years, so I made that come true. Thank you. Thank you, making a foundation. I didn't force that applause break. I earned it. Yeah, people were laughing at you for making less than $4,000 a year because they believe that. The guy who was bragging about what money he makes has a joke about making no money. 47 years old, doing stand up for 17 years, so makes no money. And that's what people laugh at. Like, yeah, that is pathetic. Look at that man's face.

He's just, he's feeling better about himself right now. He's like, fuck yeah. Like he's feeling better about himself. Yes, right now. He's like Fuck yeah, like he's making me look so much better to my wife That guy's like I make ten times that much I make 36,000 Loser Get a load of the loser on stage By again like the hypocrisy he says he, you know, accuses Anthony Cumie of hanging out with losers and not the cool kids. And then he goes on stage and talks about just exclusively about what the loser he is.

Yeah, which is it? Oh, this guy has no direction. Well, that's what I'm telling you. He's breaking, he's cracking. It's not going well for him. We're witnessing this in real time where he's having a mental breakdown. He doesn't, he's made a lot of bad decisions in his career. It's not working out for him. We're witnessing this in real time where he's having a mental breakdown. He doesn't, he's made a lot of bad decisions in his career. It's not working out for him. It's not going to happen.

And he's having a hard time coming to grips with that. And that's my favorite time to pounce. I'm a bad person. This is my last clip that I have right here. And this is the wind up to this punchline. And this is the wind up to this punchline. There's like, it's kind of time Myers-ask. There's a little too much going on to get to this joke. And I'm like, where do you want to go? And she's like, let's do something fun. I'm like, man, that's that fun. She's like, you know what he's fun?

I'm like, what? I'm a faye. Come on, what? I'm a fai Come on what? I'm a fai I come up to you Chuck, she wants to go to all you can eat the fai She sounds awesome I'm like, no she sounds pregnant Who goes to all you can eat the fai date? On a date, let alone a first date You know that date ends? Diaria, who's only can you fake date on a date let alone a first date?

You know that date is diarrhea who's with me? Thank you. Thank you so much. Yes All right, I want to point something out so the joke was how's that day and diarrhea? Diarrhea is the punchline and then he says who's with me? Which is a David Tell thing to do but what David Tell does and he goes who's with me? And then he moves on to the next thing because he's already set up the next joke as people are laughing at the last joke

because he's a professional comedian. This asshole steals David Tell's thing and then basks in the glory of his diarrhea joke. You know that date ends? Diaria, who's with me? Thank you. Thank you so much. Yes.

I first had a pause break. My 40s, I wrote a diary a joke and I got a pause break. My life rules. So the only time he's funny is when he explains, well, I'm a fucking loser and everyone's like, well, yeah. No shits. We're also picking up on that five Chad.

Yeah. You're right about that. Like a good way though. And also there was a recent tweet that Chad put out. So Chad likes to pretend he's a big shot. He's celebrity. We're nerds and he's in the cool club. This guy has 17,000, 18,000 followers on Twitter.

He put out a tweet. Happy birthday at Arty quitter. So he's tweeting at Arty Lang and in his tweet, there's four photos of him with Arty. This is he's making it all about him. He's not wishing Arty happy birthday. He's trying to show everyone. I'm friends with Arty Lang. See This is me with Arty and One of those photos is him on the Arty and Anthony show when Arty was the co-host with Anthony. And I remembered how bad of a showing that was and I went, oh, we should probably break that one down. Thanks for reminding me Chad, you made a fool of yourself

with Hardy and Anthony. I think we'll definitely do that show coming up real soon. And by the way, Chad, I know you're putting out all these episodes, talking about me, you are my attention, you're pretending to be fake email accounts and emailing me, oh, Chad's killing you, Karo with links, I will never listen to your podcast. I don't even fuck about your podcast, your podcast. What you're getting, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 70 fans. So I get to even were so saying dude, you shouldn't go out of the chair. He's crushing him. I can't never been funny in his life. I'm not afraid of this guy. I know he's a loser. That's great. Oh, it's hilarious. What is the same hearing by the way about him stealing credit cards? Is that just a joke? It's not a joke. It's not a joke. He was arrested for stealing credit cards out of people's lockers in the gym. And I've seen the

documentation on this. He goes out to a CVS and spends 32 bucks and then he goes and grabs a sandwich at Chili's and then he goes, it's like, he goes on like this white trash shopping spree. That is the dumbest way to use a stolen credit card. Right. Yeah, he buys a bunch of shit and goes to every fucking surveillance camera there is. So it's just like, hey, there's a fraudulent charge at CBS is at 1143. Do you have a camera that like yeah? We got like 20 cameras. Yeah, what's your new and a watch? There is there's the guy who I go to the gym with like he's so fucking stupid

Like that's how you use so much time again a couple years ago pretty recent That I retort Jesus credible That's pretty fucking stupid next time just go online and buy Monero or Bitcoin or something. Right. You want to buy gift cards. I do this on the Creep Island time. I tell people how to do crimes better. You buy gift cards with them and then it's like money laundering.

You can't trace it back. It's great. Fucking idiot. We're a hoodie to the store, idiot. Alright. So this is the last video that I wanna play for you. Somebody put this together and it's brilliant. And when I say somebody, I should definitely give them credit. But this is the new show.

This is the dream team right here. I would watch this show. I would subscribe to this show. I would get outside of their Patreon. I would give them money. This looks amazing. I want it to be true. Baby!

All right Greg, how are you pal? Good morning to everybody and welcome. And let's do this, a little zen, a little zen in the morning and a little cheers. And Ted Zuma, how are you pal? Just because this is a red solo cup, it doesn't mean it's booze, it's lemonade. Well, whatever, whatever. Oh, I can tell people I'm handsome.

First of all, baby, I'm so happy that you guys are here. They're going to take that first sip about an hour ago when I woke up, but I like taking the first sip on the live stream. What the hell? I was just close to my link. What I'll just say it. What is it? Ah, you know what I'll post the link if you want to donate to me and the program as we continue. How are you Greg? All right Greg nothing better than a mic that don't work All right Greg. I can't eat my brother. Something turn your computer my gone. All right. If you want to fix it just you might have to log back in and

then you know fix it and then log back in. Okay. All right right don't worry Greg. I have time in the meantime Chad Zuma as you all know On my shirt on backwards Naked moment everybody you can go I want you what are those discolorations naked moment for everybody? Why is he just colored? Don't worry, the camera adds 15 to 20 pounds. It felt like it was on backwards. You're the comedians. All right, well, back to normal. Chad has made the cool kids club. Yeah, there's Chad. You are right out there.

What did you look like? One of the village people in that shed is right up there with Opie and Centering John. The three of them put a show together. I swear to God, it would be at least for a week, the most popular show on the Internet. It would trend very quickly if they did that. Hi, Vic. I had never seen that short clip that is very unsettling.

I think he wore a shirt backwards and he took it off on the stream and changed it. Like, I would just be like, he's a dirty roller coaster. Yeah. No, no, I'm not talking about the shirt. I'm talking about his skin. He had like bruises all over his body. I don't think he falls over when he's drunk. They weren't hikis. That's for sure. God, here's a helpful tip. You put your shirt on backwards, pretending to be on purpose, and just wear that the rest of the time.

Can you camera for half a second? It's fine, you don't have to see your tasty nip man nipples. Speaking of tasty nipples, Vic, you didn't come to the live show on Friday. That is correct. I did not. You know what that means. I do.

So we're going to get some topless picks or some nudes on our Patreon. Is that what I'm to believe? Yeah, topless picks. Topless picks. I'm a very classy lady. Make an official only fans for the show. Hey, okay. Shut the fuck up. She's gonna put out a picture. I'm strong with you. What the might would still go to you? That's very exciting. I know that people in these parts because I live in a bubble in my little bubble. I'll be very excited about that.

Vic, so I have a bubble. In my little bubble, we'll be very excited about that, Vick. So thank you for doing that. I'm sorry you missed New York Read A Blast. We had a very good time. Of course, I heard all about the audio issues. How fantastic it was. What do you mean, audio issues? I don't remember that. Anyway, producer Chris is not here.

As you might have noticed, he is out sick today. So we have to play to catch a dab or without him. I don't know if I'm prepared for this or not. We'll see. It's time for everyone's favorite game show. To catch a dabler. Are you ready to play? To catch a dabler? Just so funny, I was I was you know like sometimes I'll go back and just and just you know listen to an old Stern show on YouTube and I happened to hear when it was when I got arrested for urine, not arrested, I got a ticket for urinating in the park,

and Dominic Barbour had to represent me. He had a great joke, and he made me laugh, because he tells the joke, and he goes, John, he goes, yeah, the police said they couldn't prosecute. What did John say next? Here are your choices. Number one, because they couldn't tell

if it was his penis or his belly button that was being exposed. Next, because when John pulled his pants down, they had insufficient evidence. See, because his penis was so small no one would have been able to see it anyway. No crime here. 4. Because all of the evidence was recorded by Carl Hamburger. And obviously nobody could

see it or hear it. Lastly, because it was so small he's obviously already been punished by God to catch a dabbler. Alright, so it was when I got arrested for you and that arrest. I'm trying to take notes and play the game this one. Chris Chris come back. Well soon. All right, I always go first on these so they're all like small penis jokes self deprecating. I'm gonna go with number five. It was so small it obviously already been punished by God.

That's something something that John would say and think would be a belly laugh for someone. Kaya, what do you think? I was either gonna take yours as well or number one, should he belly button joke? Yeah, so that was, I couldn't tell it was, his penis or his belly button. Is that what you want?

I'll take that one just for a variety sake. Sure. All right, so he's I couldn't tell who's his penis or his belly button. Is that what you want? Take that one just for a variety sake. Yeah. All right. She's not taking the game seriously, but I like that. Vic, I'm going to go three. It's so small. No one would have seen it because it's the punish is too smart for John. Okay.

Interesting. Yes. Three definitely was the biggest nothing out of all those. It's sufficient evidence is the best punchline, but also definitely. No, that's too funny for John. Number two is way too funny, but you know what? Vic has a good strategy going right now. The goal would be just the most nonsensical nothing thing to say.

All right, let's find out. It was when I got arrested for urine, not arrested. I got a ticket for urinating in the park, Dominic Barb, where I had to represent me. He had a great joke and he made me laugh because he tells the joke and he goes, well you know what, that's a good point. I forgot, he's repeating a joke. Dominic Barbour said, so it might be the funniest one.

I'm fucked. Yeah, this is my best. This is bad listening comprehension skills at my five. John, he goes, yeah, the police said they couldn't prosecute because when John pulled his pants down, they had insufficient evidence. That's number two. Number two was hysterical, but Dominic had the good joke. Fred does play that sound effect. You know, and that's the sound effect that I did on Mr. So.

Alright, here's the FGM, got his talent back in the trailer. That's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if you are man enough to catch a dabbler. God damn it, Cardiff is on some type of streak right now. We all missed out New York too. He is killing it. Well, congratulations, Cardiff. Very good.

All right, Kai, thank you so much for doing the show today, buddy. I know it's late where you are. For helping me. Yes, you are always fantastic and a treat to talk to. What are we, what are you promoting today? You got a Twitch stream, you got a Discord server, you got a podcast, a YouTube. Just go to my Twitter, I guess.

That's my name. That's Kyle Orson. At Kyle Orson. Kyle Orson has all the links for you. You don't have a link tree page, people can find. No. I don't do a whole lot, man. I only have the official podcast.

I have a Discord server. That's about it. I'm a Twitter. I want to ask you about the official podcast because I keep tabs a little bit here and there. Sounds like you pissed a lot of people off with your take on Ukraine V Russia. And you got a lot of people off with your take on Ukraine V Russia. And a lot of people upset with you.

There's some fallout there. Is it just chatter? Oh, there's no fallout. What happened, I've learned what happens is that I called it at this point. I call it the two week one year rule where like people get upset at me for two weeks. And then they forget. And then a year later it turns out that I was correct all along and everybody agrees with me and silently and they never admit it's I never get an apology, never anything happens with fucking

I have so many examples and I'm like I still I'm old enough to remember when Elon Musk for example was Reddit's daddy they They called him rocket daddy. And back in the day, I used to say, well, he's kind of a weirdo though. Maybe you shouldn't fangirl over the sky and I got so much shit. And now look at him, he's fucking hated. Yeah.

I said the same shit about COVID. I said, well, maybe, you know, the lockdown is such a good idea. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. COVID, COVID's cool. COVID's great, it's real. All well. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm done. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, it's great, it's real. All right. Well, please support our friend, Kaya. He does so much for the show and we do appreciate that.

You put us on the map, Kaya. Thank you for that. And also, join us again next time. It might be the episode we found out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pounding. Starting in the must this of morning radio. I'm down to show these folks right now.

Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. I were running long. So let's just get right to it. Do we have new reviews, Beck?

You do. You know what, couple? I'll do like three. Perfect. Um, so this first one is Vadaville trash by go time he says boring play now what I mean Vadaville it's the same thing it's the same fucking thing it's a pronounced Vadaville I don't know that's how I've heard it no no you have a Vadaville

fucking Kansas do you think people learn there? Okay. Wow. You went with a couple different defenses of that one. All right. Cool. All right. So Vadaville trash. Yeah. Anyway, boring played out Vadaville active a podcast, unlistenable, except for the review girls who actually add to this clown show by not attending the live events. Thanks for that. Is that a five service you? I hope it is five. All right. I'll take it. Sounds good. This next one is bamboozled by the hand burglar. He says how do computers work? Yes, we'll never know. God damn it. People are making jokes. My expense, Kyle. God damn it. People are making jokes about expanse kaya. I was going high school.

Yeah, it was five stars. I was got too angry at you for that. I still think. No, dude, that was a debacle. It's fine. I'm just going. I know, I'm not trying to like attack your audience or anything, but yeah, it's the except. And some of the comments I saw're definitely just way too overboard.

I don't know if that dude. People wrote like long as Reddit I say is about how Carl got too much of a big head. He thinks he's the shit now. He doesn't care anymore. It's like, no, I don't know the guy. I don't know you. We're not like close friends and shits. I don't tell you about my dreams or whatever.

But from the little bit that I've gotten to know you from just doing the show with you and being on your show and just talking to you sometimes offline, I guarantee to those guys, like Carl is probably angry at at himself and more disappointed with himself than anyone on Reddit. So it was a, I don't know, as somebody who gets a lot of shit on the internet, I just felt like that wasn't really warranted. I say a lot of shit. That's warranted to hate me for that I get but Flubbing an audio stream that happens Thank you, Carl. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm a row Carl. I'm a row Carl. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm a row Carl. I'm a row Carl. I'm a row Carl. I'm a row Carl. I'm a row Carl. I'm a row Carl. I'm free. I'm a row Carl. I'm a row Carl. I'm a row Carl. I'm a row Carl. I'm a row Carl. I'm a row Carl. I'm a row Carl. I'm a row Carl. I'm a row Carl. I'm a row Carl. I'm a row Carl. point of failure. My laptop died in the thing that's definitely a boomer mistake. Yeah, it was a boomer mistake on my part. But it was interesting because I'm sitting in the airport on Sunday and just looking at all the hate coming through

on everywhere I looked at the internet. And my favorite one is how I've gotten lazy. And Kaya, you don't know me obviously, we haven't met before, but that's one that I was not prepared to address. Like, oh yeah, I fucked that show up because of laziness. That's what I wanted to do. I just, I'm just phoning it.

I'm just phoning it. I saw one specific comment on Reddit as well where somebody's ever recommended that you take a hiatus. You need a vacation, you need time off from this. And he said, he should just send a show to Doug and Kyah for a while and get a shit back together. And I was like, well, you want to talk lazy. That's like, I'm talking to you.

Yeah, say we're being good, Sean. I mean, let's go. Let's go. Doug and Kyah, let's go. Let's go. I'm gonna show with Doug whenever you want to take a vacation, I'm always down, but to suggest that Carl is lazy is, I don't think that was fair.

I don't think it at that. Again, I don't want to antagonize anybody. I just, I think that was a fair. Until you spend a Sunday morning at an airport, Newark, the worst airport in the world, scrolling through hundreds of comments of people who say that you suck, you haven't lived your life yet. That's an experience that everyone should have. You got to get used to it. I'm so used to this life at this point. Yeah.

Sometimes I'll have arguments with my sister over dinner and she's very like, you know, nice and liberal, I should say. She's like, well, it shouldn't be legal to just attack people online and get her, you know, harassed people or just a complete stranger. I'll have this discussion with them. They'll go, I'll say no. We speech is good. If people want to troll you online, I talk shit. That's their right. And they go, well, if it happened to you, you change your mind, Kaya. And I go, oh, you are not ready to have this debate with me. So was, did we get to the start writing on that one yet? Yeah, it was five stars. Five stars.

Very good. One more. One more is, um, Sexes racist, transphobic. You just says C title. Title. Okay, that sounds a little effort. I'm going to say it's a one-star. It's a five-star.

Oh, all right. It's all good reviews. Nice. I appreciate that. Thanks, everybody. Let's hit these voicemails real quick. Oh, I wanted to mention. So yeah, we dropped the ball on the livestream. I won't explain what happened with that. But the good news is, if you are on our Patreon or Supercast, I have put back together the entire live show with the good audio and the video. So you can watch that show now. It is available for our subscribers. And of course, I put the episode out

on our main streams. If you want to listen to that show, it is available. And I'm putting out a couple of the segments. I put out the Opie segment and the third John segment don't have regular YouTube channels you can watch those as well That's pretty lazy of you Once again call it in the show and I mean I know he doesn't make a lot of money So I appreciate you spend some time doing this Hello Carl. This is Barack Obama. I was on Reddit the other day and I joined Daabler's anonymous and After a few minutes of scrolling I have decided that the R word is back on I cannot haveceeing the dabble verse and I am happy to admit

my mistake. The R word is back on and you may use it freely when discussing Stuttering John. And I'll be in the subreddit later as BB Crows fan 69. This is Barack Obama. Obama out Basha Emily. I really want to say that to Chad to let him know like no Obama's okay with the hour to get because of you specifically That's a great call because he would fall for that voice if that guy called him Yeah, I think so feel like it was Are we settling on dabble verse because I also like stutter verse Stutter verse is it better play on words. Hmm. I don't know. I've been saying dabble verse. I don't know.

Could there be, I'm down for it. I'm down for the dabble cinematic universe. Could there be multiple dabble verses within the stutter verse? Well, well, now we're getting into dabble verse theory. Multi dabble versus theory. Multi-double versus theory. Yeah. All right. Butthole Weeb was gone for a long time,

and he's coming back with a vengeance. Hey, Carla. And all of W-A-K-P, this is Butthole Weeb. Wish I could have been there in New York for your show, my man. I just, uh, they said that I have that knee issue and within being on crutches of Preservator, I got to get it to pan, but hey, I just want you to know that it's really, really gay if you don't ask your podcast co-host what their favorite anime is and if they eat ass Or if they do eat ass ask them if it's merely

And that's about it. Thanks, but you guys be safe. See you guys for a second there I forgot what but whole weaves whole give it was now. I remember Some guy what's your favorite what's your favorite anime kaya I don't have one fuck all right then second question do you eat ass rock whose modern life the best not do I eat ass yes

you do eat ass Vic what's your favorite anime how boy V-bub okay good answer do you eat ass only with women I had a feeling you're gonna say that that is the correct answer No, we sound like the only fans podcast. Yeah That's how that's how quickly it happens it devolves into that all it takes is one weeb. Yeah, Vicks

Like I don't know I played video games all day and smoke weed. What you do? Wow That's what I like to. We should go out some time. I called in. I guess he's better than me. All right, let's hear me take my lumps. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm just calling because I'm a pain right now. You might have made mistakes on the first download. It's all good. But when I was listening to this, I was like, I'm live in New York, holy shit. It may want to watch a video.

I hope anybody else goes ahead and watches a video too. I really love it. Bucky, you may call back if you want to. Not again, don't call me back. Bye. Well, the white video is fantastic, If you want to get a go, go back. Bye! Well, the white video is fantastic, according to this person. I guess I've always been on Patreon to watch that and potentially look at VIX Boob's real soon.

It's a lot of good reasons to check that out. You just write Carl your apology podcast is basically similar to the tri-guide apology tour. Not that shit off. Don't need to apologize. Just put the shit out. Get it right. While you're at it knock off the live shows they suck. You can't handle it with your equipment.

You're not that good. You need to do it with the podcast and your own live shows. Don't handle your equipment. You're not that good. You need to do it. Who are these podcasts on your own live shows? Don't call me back. All right. Good advice. Thank you very much. I'm not in the hurry to do a live show anytime soon. That's for sure. Fair enough. Vic, I just saw a note from Chrissy Mayor. She wants your Twitter. She wants to get you on her show Simpcast. That's good. Yeah. I've been on Simpcast. That's good. Yeah.

I've been on Simcast. You should go on there. Oh, I should. I love Twitter so much that I just can't get on it. I fucking hate Twitter. So fucking much. It is the worst thing. I hate Twitter.

All right. But she was just looking to communicate with you though. Can I give her your email or something? Absolutely. Okay. You should definitely do Chrissy show. You would be me out. Yeah, it's the great cast.

What do you think Simcasta's, Kaya? All right, I'll tell you. It's Chrissy. It's similar to own sense. It's Chrissy with like three or four or five of her girlfriend who are also all influencers and streamers and they get on there and they shoot the shit for like three or four hours and Guys give them much of super chats while they do it

Mm-hmm, okay. I don't play them. What you'd expect specifically Hi, Carol I've been a fan of the show for years now and I've never seen Chrissy says the reason why she wants you honest for your ass eating comment. So you were just pressing Kay and myself. You're also impressed at Chrissy Bayer and that. I eat that too. Good answer. Yeah, no one cares.

I'm not impressive. Chrissy doesn't care. I don't have tits I guess. Hi, Carol. I've been a fan of the show for a few years now. And I've never seen you or Jen from the JINGLE department and I look to you guys up just now and Jesus fucking Christ, you don't match your voice at all. I thought Jen was going to be this like super hot

Asian chick. Yeah, I wish. I don't know what to say. I really wish I hadn't done that. Anyone that's listening, don't look up what these people look like in real life. Just use your your mental image. Love the show. Go fuck yourself. All right, Jenny Jingle's at her mob both listen to the show. I was just kidding. I was a joke. But I love other people are still going holy shit. Just so much you guys look like we put all the shows up on YouTube you can go watch the show at any time sir We encourage you to do so I know we're not attractive people, but We play clips others that this got a little top little cut top on so There's that all right

Tony Michaels called into the show you guys know Tony Michaels is of course instead of John Lackies. Hey Kevin, Tony Michaels here. You guys are cuts. I mean, you just plain cuts. I see people cut before, but you're the cutiest bunch of cuts that ever. I got to go. My damn wieners being sucked by kids. That was a really good Tony Michaels impression. I have to say you can call back any time, Tony. That was really fun. It's pretty good. He got you. He should have done the drive through. Maybe next time. Yes. This next one comes in from Nat Paco, but his brother Slopoke Paco. Yeah, Garo. It's Slopoke Paco. I just wanted to say, you're doing your best. You won't always succeed.

I'll always love you. See you. Bye-bye, Gar. Thank you, slowpoke pack. Oh, this guy gets me. You know, it's hard to do what I do. You don't know he's going to knock it out of the park as they say. But it's not pretty sleepy. He is a little sleepy guy. He was almost time for his, uh, siesta. Like his lazy, something.

I didn't say it. How do Mexican jokes go over in Germany, Kaya? Do people get those jokes? No. Okay, so it's not an international thing. No, plus when I want to be racist, I take it out on Germans. That's what I usually do when I was visiting an ARCA back in September. What?

Nothing, go ahead. I think you're about to say that Jews with the J. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm very German sir, obviously. I forgot that for a moment. I really genuinely do hate Germans. And whenever I'm in America, I like to talk about this. And usually when you start talking about how you want to eliminate a certain group of people

from the gene pool, everyone's like, what, where's this going? Is it doing the racism? I need to like, what, where's this going? Is he doing the racism I need to leave? But then you say, no, no, I'm talking about the Germans. Everyone's like, oh, we're hitting white people. Okay, tell me. So I just go off. It's fun.

I just think we were too easy on the Japanese during World War II. What's the problem? Why is everyone upset with me right now? What did I say? All right. Do you guys, well, I should ask you guys, Vic, do you remember Brenda from my balloons? Of course I do. Yeah.

Yeah, she was in New York. She comes to all the shows. I love Brenda. And she called in a couple of days after the show, her voice is still horse here. What's up, Carl? I'm for you, Sir Chris. This is Brenda from San Diego. I think I lost my voice a little bit from the New York City show so I know it's not nice to listen to you right

now. But I wanted to call, I always want to call after a new show but I never do because I'm really really shy. And that's why I don't call it, but this time I had to call because it was just too fucking good not to call. How fun was New York City? It was the best. I fucking lost my voice. Everybody was there. You guys meet Kuneha, Brian Johnson, you were fucking there, Trucker Andy was there. Everybody was fucking there. Jenny Jingles was there. Everyone was fucking there. The only person that's been calling him was there, closed was there. Everyone was there. The only person who isn't there though is who. Who isn't there? I'm Jesus. Let me think. Who was it? Oh, Nick, the review girl. She's supposed to be a fucking review girl, but she's not even at the fucking show. Like, okay, I get it. Like, she wasn't

at the Rochester show, but I get it. I get it. Like, she wasn't at the Rochester show, but I get it. I get it, Vic, you weren't at the Rochester show because that's the creep off. You didn't go to Detroit. Oh, all right, okay. But this, this is a city show. This was unforgivable, Vic. Oh, I don't know if it was unforgivable,

but you better start showing up to the show. I'm going to cut it there. It goes out for a while. But Vic, she's putting it on notice. Brenna's like, I don't get it. What is up with this girl? Not showing up to live shows. And I have to agree with her on that one.

I do have to agree with her as well. Big Daddy Navy. He sat there spanking me all weekend long. So I can't come. Wait, say that slower. Big Daddy Navy. He said there's spanking me all weekend long so I can it come. But say that slower. Big daddy. I got spanking me. So Brenda, I think she felt like she went a little bit too hard on you there. Right. So she called back. Okay, I sorry. This is from San Diego again. I promised right that's a really long message. I'll make this video super quick.

I just wanted to say that I love Vick. I think she's awesome and she's irreplaceable. I love Vick. That's why I was so disappointed that she wasn't there. I'm not trying to get rid of Vick. I just want her to step it up. Well, I have to replace you. Okay, I mean, not. Wow! Yeah, it have to replace you. Okay, I mean not.

Wow. It sounded good. Reduce a Brenda. I have to replace you. I had, I had some deep conversations with Brenda over this past week. And we walked together from the show to the after party. And I, I think I see the universe differently now. Oh, yeah. I'm in love differently now. Because of my friend. Oh yeah, I'm in love with her.

She's great. I would leave my husband for her, really. She's an idol. What if your husband was like, no, I'm totally cool with this. You're like, yeah, but so. He wants me. I'm so leave it, you know, anyway. Yeah.

It's like, why? You don't have to leave me. He's like, no, no, I do, I do. All right, hear that, Brenda? We have a love connection on the show. That's good. Hannah's gonna be jealous. What are you gonna do?

All right, I have one more voicemail. This one is another celebrity calling in, which I always appreciate. And not just a celebrity to be a celebrity, but helpful as well. Hey, Carl, this is Alex Jones. I was listening to your more recent talk. to be a celebrity but I hope for as well. You can help fight the globalists and run on a shitty line show anyway, Carl your cut computer for us I should have just taken some computer for supplements before the show and everything would have worked five more I'd free 2999 free shipping

They're back in stock they're back in stock. I can't keep these in stock. They go so quick and they're 30% off Wait, which is it doesn't make any sense? I know I'm billion dollars They're back in stock. I can't keep these in stock. They go so quick and they're 30% off. Wait, which is it? Doesn't make any sense. I owe them $1 billion. Yeah, I know. Oh boy, things are not going well for our frown. You're fucking know all about this shit. I do. I read about it. I do know about it. All right, Kaya, always applaud your, my friend. Thank you. Thanks for being a part of it.

Vec, you were here. I was. You stupid fucking blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! Okay, folks. Guess what? The episodes? Oh, wow! That was a great episode!

That was really great! I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye.