Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep355 - The Mens Room

Episode Date: October 27, 2022

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A man slightly less handicapped than me. From the Blind Mike project, and why are you laughing? It's Mike Geary, welcome, Mike. Oh, so good to be back, Kara, I'm excited. Yeah, me too, it's been a minute. I'm excited to talk to you. I mean, I am fully obsessed with,

I know we have other shows to get to, that I'm also obsessed with, but I'm fully into stuttering John now. Everyone is. It's I did. I did a show. It's got I did one show about him and it's got like 10 times everything else my YouTube channel has. It's I understand why it's a dictating. I talked to Shuley about this. We had a call about it and I go, Shuley, there's a secret to the YouTube algorithm and that secret is the word stuttering John. I'm just making a title of every episode, even when I'm talking about it.

Just bring it up. I used to go on the Drew and Mike show, we talk about celebrity podcasts, all they wanna talk about is stuttering John. So, I don't even want to talk about that. I'm like, Mom, it's your birthday. I wanna talk, I wanna celebrate you. I didn't know, Carl, what's going on with John?

Like, all right, Mom, I'll tie you. Okay, just turn that back for you, isn't it? Like, all right, Bob, I'll tie you. Hey, just turned up backwards, isn't it? It's all anyone wants to talk about. But I'm also excited. This is the show we're doing today is also a show I've talked a lot about with people. So I'm excited for that, too. Well, let's get into it. I want to tell people to go to who are these.com,

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This is a show hosted by Miles Mount Gummery. Steve the Thrill Hill and the Ted Smith. It's produced by Mike Hawk. Get it? I don't know you guys. It's a very subtle joke there. Say it slower. So Mike Hawk is the producer.

hilarious. It's pretty good. This is a show that you would think I think you guys mentioned last week and you played the teaser It's from another time like another it's from the 90s You wouldn't think this would exist anymore So I brought this on to the Drew Mike show yesterday because those guys are radio guys And I'm like hey, we're doing Jack toberal teas that were doing the show and the first thing out of Brandon's mouth is like Oh, I really like the production.

You fucking fuck. I know. It's incredibly well produced. There's a lot of production. There's a lot of production. There's a lot of it. There's a lot of production. Let me start off with this is a little segment called

Sit and Spin. They have a lot of recurring segments on this show. This is an afternoon drive out of Seattle. You should be syndicated by Westwood one over the country. It's no longer is. I think it's just in Seattle now. But you can't listen to it on Odyssey.

Is that the name of the app? Yes. So formally Intercom, that's the radio station I used to work for. Okay. And that's how I found them because they were the overnight show for the rock station for Intercom at the time in Boston. I see.

And this would play in the bathroom every night and I would just hear Ola every time this show is on. Yeah. Okay. So they have some things they do. This is sit and spin. Yes friends, it's time once again for sit and spin. Let's gather around the old radio and listen to some Sweller-Refek New Music.

Oh look who it is! Got it as a Dungeon Basement studio bar, the world only Ryan Castle. How are you, sir? How appropriate to be in a Dungeon Basement when we're this close to Halloween and spooky season at his bonus. It is so sweet. Oh yeah, it is. Spooky season is upon us, Mike. Oh believe me, they mentioned it. We gotta be... We gotta be... We gotta be topical. Boogie sees it as a pun, a spike. Oh, believe me, they mentioned it. In the episode I was able to do as well. We gotta be topical. People are thinking about Halloween. We need to be talking Halloween.

This is the meeting they have on Friday for dude. After the week, guys, good week this week. I need next week to be more Halloween talk. We gotta talk trick-or-treaters. We gotta talk about how many trick-or-treaters you get. Do you guys get trick-or-treaters in your houses? Man, I've never had one. I have never had one the entire time I've been here. I get candy every year. Nothing, that's

a problem for me because I get what I want. But I've never had a knock on the door. I don't get trick or treat us because we're off the beaten path, but even worse than that of these goddamn boo things. When did this start? You boo your friends. In other words, they, my kids friends unexpectedly unannounced unexpectedly announced basically it's a ding dong ditch, but they come up to your house, ring a doorbell, whatever time and drop off a bag and candy for your kids, which would be great. If one, they dropped it off for me, two, it was on one goddamn day instead of randomly for two weeks.

And if my dog was not a freaking lunatic, every time someone's at the front door, it's like, I am not familiar with any of this. Yeah, me neither. I want the fuck is this guy talking about? Like, you get trick or treaters? No, but this booing thing is out of control. Like, what? No one was on the same page.

It's like knock knock run away. Yeah. Right. They're both edgy and they prepare the greatest straw man arguments I've ever heard. Like, they get into a, I've prepared an exhausting amount of Halloween content if you're ready for it. Oh yeah, let's get right into it then. What do you got? So, but I want to ask you though, before we get into it.

Yeah. Are you familiar with this thing called booing? Have you ever heard of this? No, I assumed he meant like a Halloween thing that like scares you when you walk up to the door. No, I looked it up. This is a real thing. I've never heard of it before, but this guy brought it up. So basically what happens is you get a bag of candy

and you leave it at your friend's house with a note that says, hey, I left you this candy and then you're supposed to like pay it forward or something. I can think of two things wrong with that. I can think of a lot of things wrong with that. Without the shelf and booing, like do we need more traditions around these fucking holidays? It's enough already.

We go trick or treating on Halloween night. That's it. I think Halloween's very important. And like clockwork, every September 30th, I'm like, I really hope we get a full month of Halloween talk. I hope everywhere I go, they're talking, they're breaking down Halloween as if it hasn't been done every year of my life.

Right, yeah. Oh wait, is there any Halloween candy talk going out? been done every year of my life. Right. Yeah. Oh, wait. Is there any Halloween candy talk going on? I can't get enough of that. Obviously. I was going to ask Carl. I don't know if you know this segment has really rarely been done in radio that they get into Halloween candy and they break it down in such a way.

I have three clips for it. Like it's, it's never ending. Well, they're filling time. These guys go two to six Monday through Friday. And this is quintessential. We need to fill four hours of air time every single day. And you can tell I kind of give him credit because every segment is prepared. Every Monday, they do the exact same thing.

And then every Tuesday, they do the exact same thing. And then every Tuesday, they do the exact same thing. Every day has its own schedule. They don't have to think at all. It's like radio madlibs. They just interject different words, but it's the exact same segment every day. But I think that that also speaks to the fact that there's a staff of people making this show happen. Right.

When you would think just, at this point in radio, wouldn't it be easier to just have a DJ play some songs? You know, I would think so, but honestly, I had a conversation with E-Rock when I was at the show in New York City, and his whole thing is like, nobody cares about someone else's playlist.

You can create your own playlist anywhere you are. No one cares about what a program director thinks you wanna hear, you know, the Steve Miller band. What you should be doing is cultivating personalities. Like, exclusively, if you want to listen to jerk off in the madcock, you got to go to 98-9. That's what they should be doing, so. I'm a big fan. They're not bad. Yeah, I mean, I like the idea, but these guys their personalities were cultivated in 1993 Literally We're in the butt from family guys essentially these guys

I read the description during the teaser last week and on the drew and Mike show that they pretend it's the Lamous backstarts are like we got to avoid about Tater tots at the bar and then the judge order this to shoot the shit on the radio But it's Friday what? It's a good guy. They like freaking beers and telling the brawls to pipe down. Yeah, exactly. Alright, let's give it a Halloween candy talk if you're ready.

Oh please, yes. My clip number 10 is the start of this utter madness. Time to open wide and sample Ted's meat and potatoes. Now, here's your host, Ted Chef of the Men's Room, the Ted Nugget. Hey, Chef in a house. Pause one second, because I want to make sure you got that. Carl, I didn't hear you laughing. Yeah, you know what I wasn't laughing.

The gentleman's name is Ted Smith, but for this he's a chef. Yeah. And you're familiar with Ted Nugget? Yeah, sure. Yeah, you know what I wasn't laughing. The gentleman's name is Ted Smith, but for this he's a chef. Yeah. And you're familiar with Ted Nuget? Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, this is Ted Nuget. I don't know. So now you get the joke.

You know what? This is what I like about Mike. His other sentence are heightened. So he can tell. And I work on this. Yeah, he picked up by that immediately. He's like, I don't think these guys get it. All right, let me go back.

It's very funny. I'm starting. Yeah. I'm to open wide and sample Ted's meat and potatoes now. That was also a joke. I have a couple of these two where they hang on a word. I'm like, whoa, is he talking about his cat? Oh no. Okay. Oh, do they love word play? Oh, they sure do. Oh my god. My shit. The producer producer name is Mike Hawk. Yeah, I have that kind of says it all right there Your host head chef of the men's room

The Thank you folks explosions bells Explosions, bells, applause. Now, this time of year, people get hungry for candy. Of course they do. Honestly, people are hungry for candy all the time. That's how people talk. Yeah.

That's how you people get hungry for candy. Of course they do. That's how people talk of the radio. Anyway, have you noticed there's two guys on this show that have the exact same voice? Yeah, it's never helpful. It's indecisurable. There's also a black guy on the show and I'd say if I had not looked at their photo I'd never would have known that I'm not sure which guy that is wow I

didn't know that it's impossible to tell I wouldn't have lost what was funny because when I was with Drew yesterday he's like I've heard this show he goes I think that the black guy's actually kind of funny like we have to point out what he's talking and what's funny about it because yeah well I'm not real I'm not your friend colorblind car. Oh And he's gonna be a Sugar's like a drug delicious. It releases a small amount of dopamine dopamine in your brain. Mm-hmm a pleasure sensor Sensor

Sensor stencil Sensor. Sensor. Sensor. Yeah. Whatever. Are you got what you guys say when you buy Halloween candy? You're a loyal Loyalist like do you buy the Halloween candy you eat? Correct. I am buying it for me and maybe I'll pass it out. Okay. So that's one of the stats I have in here. It's not having a bad day today. What's going on with this? Question is that no I buy the candy that I'm repulsed by. Yeah and he has 10 having a bad day today. What's going on with this, what's going on with this, what's going on with this, what's going on with this, what's going on with this, what's going on with this, what's going on with this,

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get into this. Okay. So that's one of the stats I have in here. Let's see. 27% of people who give out candy based on their, on their buying own preferences, other than what trick or cheaters want. Oh, a lot of second. Again, can Ted string three words together? He's having a very hard time, by the way, because he nervous. What's going on there? But I thought you were gonna point out something

that you said on a show. I figured it was last week or two weeks ago, but the percentages they use, 27%. Yeah, I know, there's a lot of people don't do this. You're right. It's the VD. they use 27% I know most people don't do this. 27% of people who give out candy based on their buying own preferences other than what trick or treaters want. So I like this.

So if you love Charles and choose, you're buying them, disappointed in all the kids, doesn't matter. Yeah. I don't know what trick or treaters want. You can have what I got. Right. You know, it's like those eight boxes of mini cereals that they package together. Yeah sure. There's like two or three different companies I do that. I always pick the best you know

Assortment that they have I do the same thing with the Halloween candy So if there's two out of three that I really like that's probably the bag that I'm grabbing but a filly certainly makes Show it with other ones right so like it seems like Mr. Goodbar is always packaged with the Clark bar. And then those are on the third floor. You know what you're going to get there. You're going to get crackle. You're going to get almond. You're going to get Hershey's.

That's dark. I'm going like for twigs. Maybe it comes with Snickers. Yeah, I think a lot of it honestly just depends on the company. So you season Hershey's because they're both owned by Hershey's. You're going to get those guys. No shit. Yeah, no shit buddy Would you believe that companies aren't inserting other companies candies in their pants? Oh rude

You know, it's weird when I buy those cereal Multi-packs I want to get some Kellogg's of general mills. They never do it that way. They're always sold out It's a problem. I've been writing letters for years and they've never responded. Yeah, right. Now, I hate to keep doing this to you with the Halloween stuff, but you guys know a big stand-up guy. Check out why you laughing. Sort of a historian, if you will.

Sure. And, you know, I don't know if you were a fan of stand-up in the 90s, but if you're not, you've definitely never heard this premise. What year did they start introducing the small ones? I remember when I was much younger and you go up for Halloween. 90s, but if you're not, you've definitely never heard this premise. What year did they start introducing the small ones? I remember when I was much younger and you go out for a Halloween, if you got a candy bar, like it was the full size candy bar, that they call the king bar now, but that was the only size that I had.

It was definitely in our lifetime. I remember getting a little miniature stuff. So when I was a kid, it was, it was always the fun size. And then I had a neighbor across the street and he came out full ones. No, we always got full ones and then at some point in my life, still a child for sure. It's like, what is this little crap to put in my bag? I didn't know the change had happened. It was a huge discipline.

Oh, you know what I'm going to do this year? I'm just going to grab one of those boxes of Australian chocolates and get people full bars and be the man. That's a good point. You know, we have them back there. Why not? And also, too, don't forget folks like, like chocolate minis, right? Just like the one square?

Yeah. Delicious. But don't do that to the kids in your neighborhood. All right, you gotta get them at least a fun size. I'm not saying you gotta get full size, but get them a fun size. Get them at least fun size. It's fun, right?

Their dental concerns are their parents problem. Oh my God, these guys say nothing. And I gotta say, Carl, what's so fun about this size anyways? I'd have more fun with a bigger candy bar. Is that how you measure fun? I thought I was measured by a barrel of monkeys Yeah, I'd all the fucking 90s fun size jokes. They oh my god Jesus. I've studied this craft This is insane. This is insane banter these I can't believe because this is like Marking it as a men's joke a guy show you're in the men's room Yeah, we're talking about the crazy shit

Watch out. Hey get the broads out of the room. We got some shit to talk about It's 10's candy. I buy these candies that are delicious, but I don't want to just give one out to a trick or treat her I used to get a full bar. Oh a full bar. Wow All right, so it was in our lifetime. That's what he pointed out like he's 70s Prehistoric. It was in everyone's lifetime. No shit. So this sit and spin segment is where they play music and they find like a Spotify list.

So they want to play the 10 most popular Halloween songs according to Spotify. And the first one is toxic by Britney Spears for some reason. Like why are we playing this? What's even the point of it? And I just thought this was kind of fun, because they're talking about,

these are the top 10 Halloween songs of all time. All right, keep that in mind, of all time. These are the 10 most popular Halloween songs of all time. 9, number nine. Oh yeah, that makes sense. Just a stranger thing. Yeah, this is a, yeah, that makes sense. Just strange or think? Yeah, this is a, yeah, yeah, this is a new addition to the list. Miles, I hope you're doing okay.

I'm doing fine. It's just a little bit spooky. Oh, Jesus Christ. I sort of got, I thought that was a music bed. They were probably waiting for them to play the song. Oh, for the segment. They're saying that the theme to stranger things is one of the top Halloween songs of all time. We gotta play that. So they continue to go through all of these stupid songs

that I could possibly care less about. And then get ready for the number one song. Halloween song of all time. This is the one we're all excited to hear. And what I hate about this, Mike, if these guys were just being real, they'd go, okay, I never need to hear that again. Let's stop it.

Right, let me guess, is it a graveyard smash? Of course it is. And these assholes have to act like, that's pretty good. These are the 10 most popular Halloween songs of all time. Number one. He did the most. He did the most.

To me. The most famous. It was a great song. You'll hear at least one, He did the most to my You'll hear at least you'll hear at least once effort spooky season there It doesn't Bobby pick it. Yeah, I have to doesn't get belly after November first. Well, there's a hot take Yeah, to play that's like after November first. No, you should never play it every guy. It's illegal. It's good We're good. It's about also What a what a shocking list this is I guess that would be at the top fucking stupid. That was a game. I could have won actually. Yes. You would have won that game Yeah, they play a lot of games on the show and they love games lists

Puns question like scorch would be there God. They must look at scorch like a God All right speaking of lists, I went to their podcast. You can download their podcast. They put out these little segments at a time. And I just want to tell whoever's doing that. I'm sure it's not their doing. I'm sure it's the company they work for. You're competing with every other podcast.

You might want to put out something compelling or interesting. People are choosing, it's not on their FM dial in their car. They have to go find it, download it, to a device, listen to it. So maybe, maybe don't have the content of your podcast be the top 10 lies people tell. The most common lies, I hate liars, I did test lying. So if you make the mistake of asking me if your ass looks big in those jeans, I can only respond honestly. I don't know how the hell you got them on in the first place. I was answered and it's not that your ass looks big in those jeans, but your ass makes

those jeans look real tight. Those jeans are doing a damn thing. They're just sitting there. You were talking about hack comedy promises earlier earlier Mike. Yeah. I don't like to lie. So when my wife asked me if she looks fat. Oh, watch out. I mean, I wouldn't be shopping, you know. All right. So this list is so terrible. It's not worth talking about in any single way. And I wish one of these guys to go guys This is stupid. What are we doing?

One of these guys is gotta be they all have to be thinking that but I wish one of them would actually say it So they are actually 15 lies, so they run through 15 through 11 pretty quick before they get to the top 10 This is this is number 12 number 12. I have used this one. I'm looking forward to seeing you. Oh, of course Yeah, I really don't want to but you're I didn't okay How do you survey for this people could be lying? Yeah, why do you figure out the top 12 lines? You know why I say I

Don't believe you But also if you said to me right now on this, I love doing WATP, always happy when you invite me here. And still, if you said to me right now, Hey, Mike, have you ever, I don't know if you've ever thought about this, but when I tell people like I'm doing pretty well, I'm usually lying.

I would just log off and I would never come back when we'd never speak again. I would think there's no reason for you to have said that to me. Right. Particularly into a microphone. Oh, the guy says, oh, looking forward to seeing you.

He's like, oh yeah, I've used that one before. Have ya? Did ya? Wow, you're an excellent watch out. Nothing off limits here. Yeah, well, some of the other ones, 15 through 11 were, I'm not feeling well, and I have a headache. These are some of the top lies

But I want to bore you with that. Let's get right into the top 10 here Mike, you know because I'm who are these podcasts? We like to give just the best content from the shows that we listen to Number nine. I have used this one. Don't know what happened there Yeah, certainly I used that to work a lot, man. Why? That's what I'm able to, oh dude, I- Ow, I don't know what happened there. I don't know what happened there.

I'll eat the guy in the back, I just go, yeah, all the sheep started making noise. Oh, I don't know what happened there. That is not a genre of lie. No. You're not trying to category of lying. It's barely a sentence. Mike, none of this makes sense. I don't know what happened there. No, you that's not a category of lying. It's barely a sentence Mike

None of this makes sense. I don't know what happened there Mostly it is probably said legitimately, you know, I don't know what happened there My favorite genre of television shows that are shot in color. It doesn't It's not narrow enough This is not content guys this list is not good content for your show, but it is for ours for some reason. So let's find out what else is on this list. Yeah.

Number five, again, used in business quite a bit. Nice to see you. Hey, Carl, good to see you. Nice to see you is number five come on number five Nice to see you you know there's some asshole and his car going fuck I knew that was number five god damn it I mean it's the most on the ridge a list of the most on original eyes is what this is they didn't put any fun to this There's no thought put it in this at all. It's also the same as I look forward to seeing you. I mean, well, it's like meaningless pleasantries. It's like it's whatever.

I look forward to, like, do you just say that as a nice thing to say to somebody? Yeah, it could be a list of one and the answer is meaningless pleasantries, like you said. Correct. All of this. Number one is going to be how you do and pretty good. Yes. Number two words of that. It's almost like okay if the fill time, I don't get it. Number four, yes, number four was, I'm busy that day. I'm busy that day. Number four, most common use lie. Here's number three.

Number three, I am listening. No, you're not. I can see the glaze look in your face. No, I don't even bother lying. It's okay if my story's boring. It's okay if I'm drawing on. Just let us be done, okay? He called me out.

He wanted to say it's all right. It's glazed, look at your eye. If your face is glazed, something is wrong. It's all so amazing that these guys didn't pick up on that pun. They don't shun so much. Well, I know that they call each other out. I haven't heard any of them calling each other out for anything. There's no ball busting out.

Another thing about how they're like, oh, there's the men's room. Well, we got into an argument about Tater tots. And how we're doing a show is like, I don't hear any ball blocks. So I kicked it ass. It's all yes. They made a ball. That's a reality. All right.

So number two was and he goes, this is the live we say to ourselves. I'll do it tomorrow. Oh, I've do it tomorrow. Oh, fuck me. Oh, I've said that car, believe me. Oh, I can relate to that one. These guys need a hole. They're all holes on this show. They don't want to be like, yeah, I've said that.

Oh, don't read my diary. Oh, you'll see that sentence. That's true. They're holes for each other. Yeah. Now it's a men's room. Taft twice under the stall. All right, this is the last one.

This is number one of the top lies people tell. But this is with Adedow, the number one most common lie that we will tell all kinds of people. You look great. Cool. No, great. Cool. No, Mr. Hill, you had this project that was due today. Where is it at? Why don't you have it?

I forgot. Now here's the difference. I'm honest with myself. I forgot a punchline from Steve Martin in the 70s is the number one lie. A lot of people will say, I probably shouldn't be as angry as I am right now, but that guy is right.

You say, oh Jesus, I forgot, that's not a lie. Rarely a lie. You talk with a much better excuse than that because that makes you look like the asshole. If you say, that's when you start lying. It's a hell of a thought. That's the greatest. I'm over. Sorry, boss.

I just don't care about my job. Well, there's something good. I have been. You're lying. They have the worst lists and they do them every day. Do you know what day of the week year episode was? I did mine from yesterday, Tuesday's episode. Okay.

Cause mine was Thursday, I did did Thursday and Friday of last week, and they did lists on those days too. Of course, let's hear it. Well, all right. Number eight, I believe, is where the list is. This is a new top 10 talking about myths. So these are the 10 myths that are deep rooted in our society as true.

Number 10, what do we know about the human brain? What is a myths surrounding the human brain? That is absolutely correct. They read it or said human don't use 10% of the brain. Just what's that? Carl, I'm not going to accuse them of rehearsing this before. But if I just said to you, Carl, what's a myth about the human brain? Which you are immediately saying. Well, according to our prop, we only use 10% of it. With lightning speed. It's just really, it knows what he's talking about.

Hey, this guy's reading the prop. Good job, buddy. Yeah. Surroundingly, you're the first 10% of it. That is absolutely correct. They read it and they're said humans only use 10% of their brains. I started telling you, we don't have some massive, untapped potential in our brains that will turn us into super humans. Somebody said this is technically true, but it's misunderstood. Yes, it's true that we only use about 10% of our brains at a time.

But it a given time, right? But that's because we don't use it all at once. It's like how you only use it for your library. It's like a library. Exactly. It is random access memory at that point. But then when you read stuff in the news, you're like, I believe that. I absolutely believe that. What does that do with anything?

Carl, I've been waiting, I clipped this three days ago, and I've been waiting since then to ask you what he means by that. What do you mean by that? But then you believe new stories. Well, sir, we're talking about how we use 10% of our braze any give a time. What do you mean by that? Why did you say that? There's such misinformation in the media now that this

man, here's one thing he does believe and he's shocked. Also, he goes, it's like a library. Well, actually, when you go into a library and you read a book, you're using .000001% of that library. It's not 10%. It's nothing like a library. That's not even close to a good analogy at all. It's two men not understanding the other's not even close to a good analogy at all. It's two men not understanding the other, but then when they're done speaking going, yep, exactly. Right, yeah. Yeah, they always yes and at the end.

They go, they say we only use 10%. I use four. Like, yeah, I can tell. Yep. You probably should have researched this. If you want to skip ahead to number nine, I wasn't as heroic as you. I couldn't get through all of them. So I just went red up to number one on this list.

The number one myth. Let's find out. The dog just sucks. Yeah. But this is without a doubt. Can I guess what this is going to be? Please. Lizard people is the number one.

Karl, you're a broadcaster. The only good is a lizard person. It's got to be got gotta be number one, right? No, no, no, no. Try to remove humor from your thoughts. Oh, I'm trying to say that. Yeah. But this is without a doubt, the number one surprising myth

that is deep rooted in our society is true. We have talked about it on this very show, the horror behind Halloween candy. Oh, yeah. So despite there being, if I remember correctly, only one recorded instance in the US, there's a widespread perception that people are destroying Halloween treats with needles and razors,

aside from that switch for kids are being drugged, since drugs are expensive, no one will waste their supply on adolescent randomness. There was a story not terribly long ago, I think in Missouri of somebody who'd like put put marijuana gummies and somebody's Halloween candy That was a mistake right that craps expensive. They did not mean to give that to them. No, it's not that expensive It is and I see people put it like I don't think it's still a reason for parents to be concerned Yeah, yeah, he did it on purpose. Yeah, the intention doesn't matter

All right, so you're hooked on smack now, but the guy did do it on purpose. That was his stash. You wanted to keep it? It was an accident. What am I going to check all your candy? Oh, you're going to give it out, math as a treat to children. Okay, I'm going to believe that, sir. It's even safe for kids to go trick or treat anymore.

It's like, just stop. We did have a hospital. You know, or just sit in a bubble, probably that's scared of stuff that's not real we have an x-ray machine hospital oh yeah oh yeah yeah they did you can take it because they had a razor blade needle all these

stories but did they ever have a peg no well they did happen one time somewhere with some weirdo but they actually know of course I but it was just like everybody looting or my like people trying to stick a needle in my kids You know the roof of their mouth people believe a lot of things. It's just understand this to be true

It doesn't have to be logical doesn't that my death was always gonna be quicksand when I was like 10 Yes, all right So when I was growing up I heard all of this to you know the apples with the razor blades and even when I was a kid I thought there are neighbors were going to if they're putting razor razor blades in an apple, they're going to get arrested. Yeah. Right. They, they hold that house. Why would they risk it over some kid maybe cutting his mouth one time? Why would he have to hunt that? He's going to go to jail and lose his house. Why would he do that? So stupid. And why do they have to wait until Halloween to try to kill you? You want to have access to them after, you know?

They're going to be making sense. And who's access to them after, you know, you know, I'm not leaving. Doesn't mean make any sense. And who's going to eat an apple? Yeah. And he's like, well, that, that weird neighbor ejaculates out of the candy. Like, all right, that's possible. Okay. I can see that.

But I'm trying to cut my mouth. Yeah. Not cool. I don't know if you remember what I said earlier about them creating straw man arguments. Yeah. The passion where they're like, what do you want to live in a bubble? Yeah. Who are you? Who are you yelling at? Who are you arguing with, right?

Yes, sir. I'll let you keep going because I've been hogging the board here. Or else you pick up on the show. Well, I haven't, I mean, I've yet to introduce you guys to what really, like, what I found so charming about this show and what brought me to them. Okay. We'll start with clip number five. This is how they essentially set up every show.

Hello, everybody. Welcome to season 17 episode number 3,777. Along with Steve the Thrill Hill. Three chance men and my card. 3, TETSMAN, and MY COD! HIT YOUR HIND MENTRO! On TET today we celebrate the return of rain on a bad choice Friday, the return of TET versus the FCC, plus headlines from the show of the day, fun will listen to emails and everyone's favorite TV time with TETS. That's a clack, drink a TETSMAN! Alright here we go for the man with a co That's a clack drink a t-dron. All right, here we go.

Florida man with a coexist tattoo charged with a hate crime after attacking man with a shopping cart. Meanwhile, a church gets in trouble for a sign encouraging you to eat something tart. Pennsylvania man's trip's taking a gas station before jumping into the bagged ice freezer. Police dog trained to detect when your burp worm is a pleaser.

At a Florida house fire sees all the firefighters going to waffle house afterwards. It's, uh, it's all coming on today's very special episode of the men's room. And now here's the question. All the bitches. Good day to you and yours. So I don't know if you caught it there. Ola bitch, Ola is how they start every show, followed by incoherent rambling.

And a tease of stories I couldn't imagine meeting someone who gives a fuck about. Right, so this is the thing throughout the entire episode and they work in phone calls around this, they have these games around it. It's these news stories, they obviously get from some type of prep service that are these like weird news, like zany news story things. You're just like, whoa, what happened?

And it's nothing that anyone would care about. It's not topical. It could be, oh, check out what happened in the UK three weeks ago, like, oh, okay, cool. And those stories, if you didn't give a date, they could be any time or Of course. Yeah, everything here is so generic and evergreen That it doesn't even fucking matter like this. That's the whole point the thing that radio tried to do Cuz I was a little bit of a part of this working at the newspaper was all right Sure, they're streaming services and the internet, but we're local we're live If you want to know what's going on in your town

and you wanna be abreast of what's happening, you gotta tune into the radio. And then you guys are like, oh, in the UK, this guy shoved a toothbrush up his asshole. You're like, okay, it's a fun story, but who gives a sh**? Well, the one way they do keep listeners, because I would, if I was in Seattle, sadly they took him away from me in Boston. But if I was in Seattle Sadly, they took him away from me in Boston, right?

But if I was in Seattle, I would listen every night just for the way they interact with callers They do seem to have regular callers. I can't confirm whether or not their plants But number six is their clip number six is their traditional greeting with callers Hello Jay welcome to the bedroom Oh all greeting with callers hello j welcome to the men's room all i how we doing gentlemen through great pauses of friday i'm so i'm gonna practice this

where this comes from this all i think because that's every car all i want their phone number when they were national sadly it's changed they couldn't get the right numbers in Seattle apparently But it used to be a 1 899 Ola. I see okay So I don't know how that became their catchphrase, but every caller says it I imagine they're told when they put on hold they're put on hold you have to say Ola and bitch Ola is there their fan base I guess it's things. It's, thanks. It's not good.

I like it. You like it. I gave you a good point. I brought this show up on the Kirkmanahan show, probably three years ago, probably exactly three years ago at this point. Okay. And it became, like Ola became a thing,

like fans said to each other because it's so infectious. I believe the dabblers and the WATP fans will be saying, oh, a lot of each other. I doubt it. I just shot. If you shot, did that happen? Don't the creeps say it over? That's true. A lot of creeps. That is already. Sorry, Vinny. Now that I think about it. Yeah. So these guys were syndicated for years. They were in Rochester. They were in Boston. They've been a lot But it's through Westwood one and then they lost that in 2020 So now they're just like a local radio show again

Damn, I know They have that national feel It sure do All right, what else you got? Well, we can get into some of their other segments that they mentioned they just tease those great segments So Ted vs the FCC kind of intrigued me when I first heard it we can get into some of their other segments that they mentioned. They just teased those great segments. So Ted versus the FCC kind of intrigued me when I first heard it. And maybe this will ruin the bit, but what would you guess Ted versus the FCC is as a segment? I could only imagine it has to do with naughty words. Boy, Carl, you're pretty perceptive. I listen to the radio at the 90s.

I don't think it's time we go back in time. The last time we played dead versus the FCC. So we could. Let's go back in time. Time. Time. Time. When the dips hit the dips ship, the dips hit the dip hits ship then do the dips hit the dips hit on the dip hits dip ship freezo fast when the dips hit the dips ship the dips hit the dip on the hits ship then if if the dips hit the dips hit the dips, hit the dips, hit on the dips, hit dips, dipship. One, when the dips hit the dipships, the dips hit the dips, hit the dipship, hit the dipship.

If the dips hit the dipship, hit the dipship, then do the dipship, hit the dipship. Hit the diph, hit the dipship. Hit the dipship. Hit the dipship. When the dipship, hit the dipship. Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah.

Why don't they get funny? Now, while we had to hear a bleep because he cursed, Why don't think it's funny? Now while we had to hear a bleep because he cursed, I mean, I get the joke, but it's not funny. I mean, somebody drops. Well, you don't even understand, they're risking $350,000. That's what they said. That's what they said.

Yeah, all they said. Yeah. Is it the FCC? They even pay attention to the radio anymore? Is it even better? No. I've never heard of an FCC violations since Howard went to serious that was I think that was the last that and Janet Jackson Where the last time it's ever been brought up 18 years ago was the last time anyone and I think that's a pretend like oh watch out Where is it a crazy shit dude you've won a little bird about saying crazy shit fall con day for a second

That's how you can be. That's how you can be. Yeah, I think once podcasts and YouTube popped up, they were kind of done worrying about that. Right, right. But if you want to, this Ted is a real wild man. So he carries a lot of their segments and a lot of their zany stuff. So clip number 15 is a TV time with Ted.

Oh yeah. Now Paul TV news all time, Tavra TV, Tavra team. And now because your pathetic life is confined to countless hours in front of a talking box, the Benzroom presents TV time with Ted. Ah.

Ah. Today is a sports what are you called sports solstice sports nirvana yeah you just have every sport going on you got an NFL football game you've college football game major league baseball playoffs hockey NBA

major league soccer players pretty well covers it all yeah can't think of another major sport pro pj golf well upstairs they I'm sure Pretty well covers it all. Yeah, I can't think of another major sport. Pro PGA golf. Well, it's Thursday, I'm sure there's something going on. Yeah, right? Yeah. Not that it's one of those.

I'm just saying as far as professional sports goes, it's still on. No, you're right. Yeah, I don't know. Why? Because it used to be, you talked about the four major, and there's still the four major sports. Still the four majors, right?

Right. I don't know. Golf is like golf is a major sport, but it's kind of like, but it's not a league. Typically when you talk about the four majors, you're talking about leagues. Correct. Yes. Right. And like NASCAR only runs on like Sundays. Well, go to the center.

Go to the center. Right. Right. A three hour tour. Right. So if you're a sports nerd, tons of stuff to watch today. Maybe I don't know maybe Triggan beers getting questions wrong a big dummy. I don't know. I'm not you So I don't know if you guys know this sports are on TV

Pretty astute point by that. Yeah, I also loved that guy setting it up like, that's all the leagues I can think of. And the other guy goes, PGA tour. We're not just ripped out of his sales. All right. So I also have some bits from this TV time with Ted. Oh good. And the bit that I have is he sets up this scenario. We have to figure

out. He's going to tell you a joke. Is it an actual joke from a late night show that he saw or did he write it? It actually has to guess which late night show it came from. I'm telling you the best game I've heard on the show so far. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible.

It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible.

It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's Yeah. Nobody is entertaining. And these guys are like, we should probably

bring this out to our show. If you said, you know, I thought of a joke that wound up on Kimmel last night, who would give a shit? Right. I'm like, wow, what's two great minds? That's what one asshole or the other. The World Series matchup is set with Houston Astros taking on the Philadelphia Phillies. The fans of Philadelphia are super pumped.

One couple said they got married on Friday and the Phillies won. And the husband said the Phillies win was the best part of the weekend. A lot of people are waiting for the moment they got married, but very few have a video of the moment it fell apart. Oh, Kimmel. Tensmith. Fallen. The world's serious matchup is set with the Houston Astros taking on the Philadelphia affiliates.

I'm going to get to hear it again. Right. So I cut that out because it goes out for a while. But he reads the joke poorly. He doesn't even read the joke correctly. The gas. Did you write that? Was it Kimmel? Was it Seth Meyers? You know, they're guessing. He doesn't even read the joke correctly. The gas did you write that was a Kimmel Was a Seth Meyers, you know the guessing?

He's like, no Jimmy found and then he plays the clip and isn't that the whole point that these jokes are not good? Anyone can write these jokes. That's the whole point is like even I think it's I think it's that you're missing it I think your way off if the Ted is so funny That he can tango with the elite in waiting funny that he can tango with the elite in waiting. Honestly, that might be what he thinks. I think that's what he thinks. I think you might be right. Because all right, here's another example.

And spoiler, again, it's a Jimmy Fallon joke. And got the tonight show is garbage. Scientists have gotten closer to a cure for baldness after they will aural to grow hair follicles in a lab. Well, they actually grew them just outside the lab, then they combed them over to the lab. I said mine. Yeah, I said mine. Oh, scientists in Japan have gotten closer to finding a cure for baldness after they were

able to grow hair follicles in a lab. Well, they actually grew them just outside the lab, then they combed them over into the lab. Thanks for the clip. We believed you. Yeah, I believed you. And I wasn't going to laugh at it anyway, but I told him with the punch line, and I'm definitely not going to laugh at it. This entertaining for anyone who's

a senior radio program. How does a PD not get involved here and go, guys, this segment's not working. And I wonder if the birth of this segment was, you know, it would kill a lot of time is if we read jokes and then play them again. Yeah, right. That's a nice second. You know, it takes more time than reading a joke. Reading a joke twice. It takes twice a month. We'll really stretch out this segment. All right. So remember, this is a show for men. They talk sports. They're in a Seattle sports. They like all the pro leagues, even the Pro PGA, whatever you said.

This is not So Mike you're on bar stool. This is not how men talk about sports right here. I do like this. Someone here says I want Philadelphia to win the World Series Guess why? They're not a Philly fam. They just, and I have to agree with the point on this. Fight for the Astros. No, Ted is something near and dear to your heart. Why? They're like the mascot, but.

Oh, yeah, I know that. I'm gonna break, look, there's, I don't like anything about either team. I'm gonna break, it got down to the mascots. In that case, yes, I go Philly. Remember, the Phonatic is such an icon in the mascot world that the mascot Hall of Fame is in Philadelphia. Yeah. I got to go for the fillings. I just like their colors. I mean, I just think that their heads are spiffy. These are the assholes that would want to take a picture with the team's mascot. They flagged down while the green monster for a picture. Yeah, this fucking asshole goes,

yeah, some guy was saying like, who, why, why are you bringing this up? Some guy was saying, they're room for the Phillies because the mascot and the other guy goes, yeah, I get that. You do the old time radio crutch where they're like, you know, someone was just saying this, and I don't know why, because you could just say like,

I had this original thought, or you could just say, Steve and Sales. Like just blame it on the sales team, you know, like, oh my God, they fucked, they fucked hard Steve and sales. He was saying he likes the Phillies because the mascot. Well, that's a dumb thing to like about a team

is their mascot unless you're a child. Just that's a bad thing. There's a new thing where like the guys that have become stereotypical sports fans are less alpha than guys that don't watch sports at all. Like I know a lot more masculine type men that don't give a fuck about sports. Then guys like this, that seem to pretend

they're into it for some reason. Isn't that interesting? Star Wars nerds are ducking on sports fans who's like, you're wearing a jersey with another band's name on the back and you're like, ah, all right, well, it's got me there. I just think Chris Bryant is attractive.

I mean, I like his OPS. His OPS is why I like him. Damn it, you got me again, sir, worst nerd. Motherfucker, all right, let me play a couple more clips here because then they go, by the way, this show is segment, segment, segment, segment, segment. There's very rarely a breath. You are not gonna call for error during this show.

And this is the next segment after that TV talk with Ted Nonsense. The men's room returns with miles and through. Now, let's see what's happening in the real world. All right, here we go. Talkers are baffled as a man grows a horn on the top of his head. Meanwhile, a man doesn't get a job, but appears to be well equipped for a lovely evening in bed. Robert doesn't get a cent because the handwriting on his note was so bad. Amanda attacked by a bear, finds out his shooting skills are kind of sad. And I'll show you, Amanda, on East Gooder, is blinded by flying botanon.

He was actually blinded in his time for your headline. Now, it's time to hit the head. Lies. Here's my cock. All right, on top, sorry, I'm going to the UK where a man was turned down for a job. I like that one Mike it's time to hit the head. Right. The horn one really got me where they're just going to leave me with a man is growing a horn out of his head and move on.

Well, that's the thing when they tease these new stories it's gibberish. You know, they rhyme for some reason. It's like entertaining kindergarteners, like, oh, they just say, here noise is, and there's keys jiggling, I've been to it. Perfect way to put it. Yeah, they gas you up as much as they can. There doesn't need to be any substance behind it. They just want to get you pumped.

They're not at all. And because- Don't leave, stop leaving. Because these guys are, because these guys are drinkers. Of course, they have like their drinking rituals, they're drinking saying. Of course. Yeah. So we're poor, this booze, every drink is booze because we think it's yummy. Yeah, man. So over the tongue and down the throat to party in our tummies down

the whole I've been shown out. Yeah, I pulled that same thing because they do it every night. Yeah. And by the way, if I'm at a bar and I hear guys drinking shots and yelling that, I'm not hanging out with them. I don't like to kick the team here. Get these men out of here. Yeah. Yeah. I don't get you sponsored their team. I need these people removed from your park, please. team. I need these people removed from your fireplace. Sir, you never come here. I know. Yeah. You should so listen to me though. I notice you're not rhyming, sir.

Everything all right. What are you not a man? Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm just going to have a beer and check Twitter. Is that okay? Is that allowed here too? I suppose it's never happened. No, we all have catch phrases and snappy one-liner. Yeah. All right, Mike.

What else is worth flying out there? Well, I think I have two pretty good ones left that give you a feel for the show. One more segment, which if you thought, how could they possibly jam any more segments and signature bits into this show? Clip 14 is a game called Profile This, and they'll set it up, and I want you to tell me,

first of all, if you can understand it. Yeah. But then I'll give you a little more, shit, a little more light in the world. Yeah, I have clips on this one, too, that I'm not going to get to today. Okay. A lot of their bits are so nonsensical.

I don't know how they got pitched. I don't know how they got pitched. I don't know who said yeah, what's greed like that one because even when they describe you go wait, what it what? Men's room presents profile this. I seem to throw a whole police everyone out profile this is playing a short game miles. It's a simple game where we share with you a real life news story something that happened right here. I'll plan it. Earth.

Earth. Earth. Earth. And as you listen to the story based on the stereotypes, you believe to be true of people and the decisions that people make. We'll ask you what it is you think makes the story a story. Hello, Jean. Welcome to the bedroom.

Wow. All right. Jean, Jean, the fight machine. You understand what this year game. Wow. Oh, no. All right, Gene, Gene, to fight machine, you understand how this year game has played. Yes, sir. Fantastic. You have your choice of one of three stories. We have the wonderful world of drugs.

We have Bightme, in other words, what did someone find in their food? And finally, interior decorating, where you guessed you foreign objects that ended up on the inside of someone. You know what? To fight me.? By me. By me.

I get your somebody. I get it. All right, here is your story. Just throws many noises and words that you as they can. I'm so overstimulated. I don't know how this game works. I know. I was going to say, sapony drops over there because it's just lost in the mix of rarers and saying.

That's what I wanted to ask is me, Carl, listen to this. Chris, could you tell me what that game is? No, I honestly, honestly, cannot. I'm not. So essentially, essentially what this caller is trying to do is there about to read a news story. And he chose, bite me, I guess, which means that they're going to read a news story? And he chose, bite me, I guess, which means that they're going to read a news story. I didn't clip it because it's so fucking long. Yep. But they're going to read a news story essentially that boils down. They spend 10 minutes explaining a man been into a hamburger and found something in it. And the college job is to guess what object he found in his food. A spider, B, you know, a bandaid,

and see if he's chicken-choiceers. Sure, yeah. That's the game. So none of them makes any sense. I don't understand the profile part of it. There is no profile. Because they tell you exactly what happened. Right, so in the one that I listened to,

the color chose interior decorating, which is when they find something inside somebody. So they're like, okay, well, there's 54 year old woman which is the emergency room and they went up at her colon and they found this thing. And then they're like, do you think it's an apple or do you think it's a toothbrush? It is like, I don't know who cares.

And then it came down to like being a toothbrush and the guy won and then they just hung out by them and moved on. I don't get this game at all. Yeah. Yeah. I should have mentioned they don't win anything. No, no, no, we win the honor of being correct. I guess. And that goes back to the point where are these real colors? Or is it the sales team? I have no idea because I don't know who would call in for these games.

It's so stupid. But if they're paying people to call, I guess you're right. It could be the sales team because the sheer volume of calls they get is like kind of impressive almost. Everything is called. It's a lot of calls. Everything is phone calls. And this is something that my buddy Drew has said, if you listen to a radio show where a large percentage of it is colors, what does that say about the hosts

that they think that someone who's not trained in running a radio show will have better cats than they could. The whole point of prepping for a radio show is that you know how to in running a radio show will have better content that they could. The whole point of prepping for a radio show is that you know how to put on a radio show. If you just like callers take over, you have no confidence in what you're doing. I get sports talk because you're talking about

whether Swift's gonna gain 3.5 yards per carry and you have to fill three hours with that. I get that. It's, my soul takes a phone call. There's also things where like calls can be fun with certain shit paired with it, get that. It's, it's, it's, it's a phone calls. There's also things where like calls can be fun with certain Shit paired with it, I guess, but like the idea of just saying hey this crazy thing happened to me is something similar happened to you calling Yes, and they spent 20 minutes with other people calling it. Yeah, that's what a lot of the show is for some reason

All right, what's the other one you wanted to hit? So the last one like because you you know, you've called these guys lazy and really insulted them, but I think you're going to eat a lot of your words. Okay. When you hear their impression game with clip number one. On the birthday. It's all the guys. On the way.

Yeah. By amazing steps on Devon, pronounce little dog a very special 11th birthday. Love him so much. And I'm proud of the little man he's becoming. How about Mickey and Goofy talking about his obsession with Nike shoes, followed by coach Ted telling him what he needs to know about being 11th birthday, love him so much and I'm proud of the little man he's becoming. How about Mickey and Goofy talking about his obsession with Nike shoes, followed by Coach Ted telling him what he needs to know about being 11. Thanks guys for all the laughs. That from big dog. We have got lots of kids and lots of analysis. Now Nike.

I was going to have to go to school. I know I'm the enough not the resemble the haves golden swoosh Do you know who that is? No, that's goofy. That's not goofy. I Assure you Carl. I heard the email hold on. I'm backing that up again That's even close. I'm telling you Lots of analysis love now 90 although I'm the that's the result they have is golden swoosh. That's not goofy. He goes on to say his signature catchphrase that only goofy says. Turn to my Nike air. Just remember that when I suffer a little goofy air because of belly and feeling good.

I choose. Do you believe me now? You know, so the wrong with wearing Nike's. Mickey likes mine. Nike's himself. Air Maxis. Make sure for your birthday your dad gets you up there. Haha.

11 years old. What the fuck? Also, just the premise of that, that that was for an 11 year old's birthday. Can you imagine an 11 year old, like his dad's making him listen to the radio and he's like, son, in lieu of a gift this year. Listen to what I got you. Also, I have to say, 11 year olds in 2022 aren't excited to hear goofy or Mickey. These are not characters are excited about. It's not 1947. Come on. You didn't like characters from yesterday year meaning 60 years ago when you were a kid dude Who told that guy he could do goofy?

That was it's Estonishing I don't even know how he got to that impression All right, because it's not he's not even fit close to it I didn't want to do this to you, but I actually do a goofy impression Oh, no, and I always hold back I'm doing impressions. I don't want to be that guy Yeah, I don't want to define me, right, but I do actually do all right Here we go real quick. All right, all right, here we go. Hey Mickey. I'm that dog Get it out

This guy did a goofy off I'd rather jerk up my dad to completion Do a goofy off with this ass hats Fuck this guy. I thought it was a solid impression. All right Listen to this try hard side off everything about this show is so fucking try hard You're gonna make it as if you're in line with that like hockey That you certainly appreciate lovely tearing down ladies and next we'll see you tomorrow for their turn of who sucks last last last Yes, it's all true, but in the meantime well, maybe all about this bitch for a hundred and eighty seconds or so

So until then please do what you do best and for a leaf a sake So until then please do what you do best and for Alita's sake Staaaaammm beautiful the men's room has been taped before a live studio audience wardrobe and makeup provided by Fantastic limited. This has been a presentation of the men's room radio network Oh Double flush production Oh Holy shit guys can you could you comment down by the hand please? Holy crap and then get the joke there. He had a flushed it twice or so much shit the ball. Oh, no, I understood he had a flushed it twice

I like all of these radio guys just like you know what's cool shit Farts a show that never ends They're moving so fast that when they set up these segments They're incoherent like if you listen to that beginning in that clip again. He's like I with that like hockey. Thank you, sir. We appreciate it. I love the show. I love the men's room.

Thank you for letting me do that. It's God awful, but it's perfect for Jacktober. And now it's time for the. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. And this one comes in from a friend of the show who contributes quite a bit. No, not podcast hitman. This man I believe is still free. He can listen to shows and help us out. And he actually found a not a so that is behind a paywall that I wouldn't pay for

personally. But since he shared it with me, I thought I'd give this guy some promotion. I'm not typically about helping people out who don't like me, but in this case, I'll do it for my buddy Chad Zumak. But I want people to save their money and go home. That's what I want. Save your money, go home, come to my show, November 8th Orlando improv or I'm headlining. So you can see a guy do stand up comedy. Legitimately cares about the craft, the joke process and how it works,

who worked his way up from a feature act to a headliner. And who was opening for the greatest comedians of all time, it's undeniable. Rack me. Didn't you open for Arty Lang to like on a state big state? Yes. He asked me to open forearm. Arty goes, can you open for me? You're funny.

What do you want? This is what it is people. You can't deny history. So I don't want Chad to be Suthering John Jr. but Chad wants to be Suthering John Jr. You're holy shit. This is from an episode just Monday, where he went off on a 50 minute rant

about how funny he is and how much I suck and Chrissy sucks and everyone sucks Kumi his balls and he's just, I've seen a lot of people saying that like, oh, is Chad gonna be the next stuttering, John? And the reason I think he will not is because he wants this attention. He thinks that we're just starting, John's kind of beautiful is cause he runs

and fear from the attention. Okay, that's interesting. That's interesting. I think Chad is doing certain shit. He knows antagonizing you. Like for now, it's gonna be fun for you beating the shit out of him, because he's a moron.

But eventually you're gonna see like, oh, he kind of wants this shit and it's gonna get old after a while. And then he's gonna be a guy who's constantly emailing you, like, hey, look at this dumb thing I did, huh, Carl? You should react to it. Well, maybe except for the fact that Chad has no way to make a living. Comedy is the only way to make a living, and he's terrible at it.

So it's one thing, if he's like, oh, I like negative attention, but that doesn't turn into any type of income forum. It's going to get old real quick, and I do think he's very sensitive. I think he's a sensitive boy, but that doesn't turn into any type of income for them. It's going to get old real quick. And I do think he's very sensitive. I think he's a sensitive boy, but we'll see. Oh, really? Okay. Maybe I'm wrong, then.

You could be right. He strikes me as a troll. Like he, he's a guy who wants to be Kevin Brennan for whatever that's worth. Correct. And he was bad at that. Like he couldn't be, he wanted to be Kevin Brennan and failed at it. But he comes from that kind of world of trying to troll people.

So I think that's what some of this is where he's clearly trying to get your attention. Well, that's definitely true. I mean, he wants to get our attention. That's certainly the case. But I think he also has this weird bravado where he thinks that he's doing things the right way and everyone else is doing it the wrong way.

Oh, I mean, he's way cooler than you guys. I don't know. Yeah, I've been established. Yeah, he played sports. So yeah, of course, he's got us there. All right, I want to do a quick segment here because we have a lot to get to today. But Mike, you and I have been talking about

starting up another show. Yes. And focusing on social media, you know, a really narrow subject, like social media. And looking at different TikToks and even YouTube and tweets and reddits and all sorts of different things that we could do with social media. So I thought what we do is maybe try out a segment today. Well, we'll get some social media videos, some things that are viral,

some things that are going around. And just react to it. Just see what we think about these things. Beautiful. And actually the first one I want to play for you is this woman, Linda Paulson, and you found this on TikTok. I found the original video on YouTube.

Yeah, there is. I thought this was the thing that died, but the campaign videos, I think it's like politicians trying to appeal to young people, but I'm putting it on TikTok and stuff. Yeah, I thought that was something that died out, like Winopian Antti used to talk about

Paul R. Nelson and people like that. But I think it's actually just ramping up. Well, I think it's ramping up. And I think that there are campaign managers and everyone's telling them, we gotta get to the young voters. Where are the young voters? Well, they're on TikTok.

Exactly. What do they like on TikTok? They like hip-hop music. They like dancing. So I think, I think, Paul, you're gonna nail it with this one. Hey, you to district 12 listen up right here. There's a new name on the ballot for the Senate this year. My name is Linda Paulson Republican and awesome love God and family and the Constitution. I tried to.

All right. First off, that's not a rhyme. Todd Pettenga would applaud that two-harning. Linda Polson is not rhyme with Constitution. It's poetic license. No, I mean, she's got fresh rhymes. You're right. I bet. And she's here to say, do she literally said,

my name is Linda Polson. Oh, shit. I'm like, God and family and shooting up cheese like wait what does that Get another conservative to run nobody could do it so I'm getting it done. I'm Oh, wait that that one's funny. She literally said I didn't want to have to do this But I couldn't convince anyone else to run for this thing so I guess I'm doing If you like a begrudging candidate. Right!

I tried to get another conservative to run. Nobody could do it so I'm getting it done. I'm pro-redidious free to pro-life, pro-police, the right to bear arms and the right to free speak. I want less government, control and regulation, want to stop and expose all political corruption whereas in Texas. That's not a right. And the fact that you're just, did she look up the wiki pd page and Republicans and she just ran it down like last government?

Yeah, yeah, corruption ban. Okay. Yeah. Can work that into the song. Not only is it not a rhyme, it's clearly one where she probably should have said, I've lost my breath here. Can we take this? She's not singing this live. It's clearly one where she probably should have said I've lost my breath here She's not singing this live

Political corruption where's integrity morality accountability her lip-sicking socks, too Have you heard this song yet? Oh my god. No one's sure this song with you It's like how the BC boys recorded all that shit for licensed to L And then they went on tour and they came back and they had created an album for them, they're like, oh shit, we had no idea that that happened. See, that's what happened, Hershey's like, oh, there's a song now. She surprised. Yeah, like who put this together?

This is crazy, guys. How many years post the Fat Boys careers do we have to get before white people stop thinking this is funny? That's a good question. No shame. Accountability. Government programs should lead to self-sufficiency

and support traditional family as a fundamental unit of society. But in schools, they're pushing for new beliefs and just to clarify, that's a female adult. I know what a woman is. Whoa! Mike's job. That's a female adult. I know what a woman is. Whoa! Mike's dropped. That's a female adult.

I know what a woman is. Bloop! This is so embarrassing. This is so cringe that I don't know, man. I would vote for Chad Zubak before I'd vote for this one, man. I'm kidding. I'm so liquidating. I would be humiliated if I shot that and showed it to my buddies.

Yeah. The balls it takes to go, you know what? Publish. Well, put it out there for the world. Look at this woman has 650 subscribers. This video has 233,000 views in one month. I need to smash it. So I guarantee, Mike, somewhere there's a meeting where they're going, this worked.

They're patted themselves at the back for this one. So I think that's kind of what Paul, the nice thing the politicians have is they have no shame. So an element of her was probably like, I don't give a fuck if they're making fun of me. Yeah, I'm gonna mess her up a little bit. Yeah. As long as they know that I'm into family values.

All right, let's go to the other side of the aisle. Let's check out what Eric Swalwell was up to. Eric Swalwell is the man, by the way. He's one of the greatest Ruth Conta tweets ever, where he said that he dressed someone down in the Capitol building, and the guy leaned into his son and said, don't mess with him. That's swallwell. He's trouble.

Even if he thinks of the badass. As this commercial proves, by the way. Okay. So this is the dystopian future that's going to happen if you vote Republican. All right. So I'm going to warn everybody right now. Do not vote Republican. Okay. This is our future when that happens. I'm loving family little baby. The older daughter. The mother and father love each other. They're kissing. Uh-oh. I see flashing lights outside. Uh oh.

So right now, everything looks amazing. They're having family dinner. They're eating vegetables, this milk. We got everything going on right here. It's the perfect American family. But not for long. Mary Anderson. Yes.

I have a warrant for your arrest. A arrest for what? Penal call to for three violation unlawful termination of a pregnancy. You got to be kidding me that Okay, so the police are showing up with their door Because apparently this woman had an abortion as they do as they do Yeah, but you can't get cops jumped to your door if your sister's murdered But apparently they're gonna go to your house for this now, okay. Well, this slut was breaking the law.

Yeah. She's cursed. That is my personal business. That's for the courts to decide, man. Your medical records have been subpoenaed and Dr. Landry's already in custody. All right, so second. According to them, so obviously abortion illegal. So there's an abortion doctor who's been arrested and her medical records have been seized over this thing.

Like, honestly, I don't know if they would go after her in this scenario. I would think that the guy... We clunked our heads getting to the same point because I was going to say usually when you get a drug drug kingpin you then don't go after the people that bought dime bags. Right, right. Exactly. This would make any fucking sense. No, god, you can't just... We'll have to submit to a physical examination. What? It's by him? No, no, no, no one's touching it. I want to get the fuck out of here. The cops are pulling guns out of here.

And I think the parents are just like, we're the ones who kill people around here. That's the cops. All right. Shoot her uterus. The baby's crying. Oh, shit. Also, in today's society, the cops are also quick to draw weapons.

Yeah. We got to take down these white people with their house Because your mom is a sitter I know I went what part of this you'd understand because this woman with a family didn't want it to grow Also, I have to say always resist arrest, right? I like to give advice to people on the creep off and on WTP. If the police have their guns drawn, that's when you resist the most. Well, as a husband, I would have definitely started telling them their job.

That's what they appreciate. You can't come into my home. Yeah, let me see that God for a second That'll just make sense Gotta go Shit by the way, it's not lost to me the bulls bleep both police officers are white guys They're like listen, we're the bad guys in this scenario. Like, yeah, we know.

We got a... Also, if this lady loved her kids so much, why'd she kill her future sibling? That's what I mean. Yeah. And that baby is what? Six months? And obnoxious.

I hate to point. She got a horny quick after that one. Usually it's her friends. Yeah. Take a fucking break, ladies. Play this. Collections have consequences. Vote Democrat on November 8th.

Stop Republicans from criminalizing abortion everywhere. Protect women's rights and freedom. Please don't do this. I'm leaving. Too late, Hor. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Democrat, the M.A.B.E.D. Because otherwise. My favorite, we might talk about it on my show later in the week, is that I found an interview with Eric Swalwell, where he's kind of giving like this DVD commentary interview, where he's like, well, you know, it's interesting.

I actually tried to include that in the scene to make people feel like they too had no-shut. Oh, no. Oh, no. He feels like he's quintin' turned T.O. now. He's like, yeah. Well, the reason why I shot it this way is, and he's quintin' turntino now. He's like, yeah, well the reason why I shot it this way is he's talking about the lighting

and it's just wild, that's hilarious. All right, let's hop over to TikTok. Let's get off the politics. I know that we piss people off when we talk politics out here. Let's talk about wife coaches. This is a big TikTok trend. It is.

Yes, like how to live your life. These TikTokers, I have to say, I've been all figured out. This is one big this is a big TikTok trend. It is yes Like how to live your life these TikTokers. I have to have it all figured out This is one that Mike found and this is all about quitting your job Like you want to quit your job. You don't know how so you turn to TikTok To find out naturally. Yeah. Yeah, how to make this happen I feel like I have the best hack for quitting your job. If you were like me, any of anxiety, and- Alright, she doesn't talk while I just explain. She said, I feel like I have the best hack for quitting your job. That's right.

Yeah, so quitting your job, by the way, one of the easiest things you could do, I mean, literally doing your job hard, quitting your job easy. I love the idea of someone like, I'm gonna quit this job, but I'd hate to offend the people by doing so. Also the idea that a life hack involves quitting. Right. Yeah. Let me give you this life hack for being lazy and making no money. That's not a life hack on retirement 24. I have the best hack for quitting your job. If you

were like me and you have anxiety and you're just like unwell, like you will cry when quitting your job. Try and do this. People disagree with me on this, but this, like I did this once, and it was kind of nice. We're gonna do, and we're gonna book a 30 minute time with your boss, or whoever you're according to, for like the next day, or like a couple days later. So you book the calendar and buy it, and then 30 minutes before you're going to meet with them, you send them a slack message

or a Microsoft Teams message and say, hey, I had booked this time for us earlier this week because I just had it to move on and explore another opportunity at whatever you're going to say in a nice way, but tell them like 30 minutes before. So they only jump on the phone call, they already know. You don't have to choke out the words. You don't have to make small talk before you're about to quit. Like, then I'm down to it, you die, because you're just gonna quit. Like, do you know what I mean? I always thought you were supposed to email them,

hey, Cunt, I'm outta here. Yeah, I thought you were supposed to run through the office guard who's with me. So I love that this woman was so proud of herself. She's like, what you can do is you can quit before the meeting. Well, yeah, quit from anywhere, anytime you want. Yeah, don't waste a whole day of work.

Right, exactly. That's a pretty good life hack. Thank you for that. All right, I found- And these people get like, these people get millions of views telling you how to live your life, but they have not lived a life.

It's wild. Well, right, these are the last people you should be taking any advice from. And I found another one. This woman, Laurie Marie loves, is her name on TikTok. She is a life coach and psychic medium. Okay, sounds normal.

She's gonna start off by talking about acknowledging spirit signs in your everyday life. I want everyone to listen closely. Yesterday I was getting a package and Hummingbird like zoomed right up in my face and stood there for like five to ten seconds and then she just say the Hummingbird stood there. Okay. Zipped off and at first I was terrified. But then I was like, oh my gosh, how magical! You're terrified, I think the homie bird felt!

Also, how did you not know that was gonna happen? Yeah, right? Here is psychic. This is priceless to you! There was a little aggressive, but it was cool. And it was so beautiful. Spirit is speaking to us all the time. This morning, I saw hearts in my rice that I was making and I'd like to put some olive oil in there.

That was lucky Charm Jouidia. That was my olive oil. Spirit is so cool. In my cereal, I saw yellow moon, purple stars. It's a sign. I saw yellow moon, purple stars. It's a sign. People like this exist in the real real world, Mike. You know that?

It's kind of why I like TikTok, because it's like everything you do is inspirational and interesting. Not everything is content in my opinion, but what do I know? I fruck for fucking hours for a show each week. All right. This is a again, the same woman. And now she's gonna tell you, if you are a fellow medium and a psychic, like she is, how to make shit up.

Now she doesn't use those words, those words I'm using. This is how to make shit up when you're talking to people. Good morning, I'm Laurie Marie. I'm an intuitive life coach and psychic medium. And I wanted to share about being a medium. And if you're a medium or an intuitive, it's important to try. I would call her a large. Yeah. I want to make that joke like I couldn't see her. Yeah. That's why I got that one, Mike.

Point for eyes McGee over here. Even if it doesn't make sense to you or anyone else. For example, last night I was doing a reading for someone and... A sucker? Is that what you meant? I was gonna read it for us someone and... Just some moron. Yeah. At the end of the reading, the person... Imagine seeing this woman thinking,

I have to give her my money. What does she think about how my life is gonna turn out? Slightly broker. We know how you have 80 bucks in your pocket. I am zero. That's gonna continue. Ta-da. For someone and at the end of the reading, the person that I was connecting with said,

love you foxy, and I had no idea what that meant and actually the person I was reading for had no idea what that meant, but I just said it and I left it there. And then shortly after, as I was going out with my reading, maybe about 15 minutes later, they came back on and they were like, oh my god, I'm at this person's memorial. And as I was leaving, a box ran out in front of my car. She was just bawling. And then Jibby Hendrix Foxy lady came on the radio. And all came together. It's pretty eerie that you would play this around Halloween because that's a cool

in-sad-in. Oh, very scary. Whoa, the chants. And of course, you know, it was like, of course, yeah, she's with you, right? But like neither of us did a make any sense to either of us until it did. And so your job as an Intuitive as a medium is to trust the messages that are coming through and to share and that's it

If you want to book your own reading Links in the bio Sending you love Make sure to book my own reading follow me for more utter horse shit I like her stretch. She's like say say a bunch of nonsense and something will click with something. It has something has to happen, right? And they always say. And with my throat against the wall and see if it sticks training, you too can be a psychic medium.

All right. I have another treat for you here. This is my last part of the social media commentary, but this one comes in from Adam Thurow and Adam rarely steers us in the wrong direction. He found this YouTuber named Mike Messier. This is what he wrote to me. I'd like to introduce you to one of my favorite, uh, nobody's Mike Messier. He's a filmmaker from my state. His films are unwatchable, but his YouTube is amazingly bad. Okay. The name of his YouTube channel is subscribe to Mike Messier YouTube channel.

That's pretty good. Is that how I get my subscribers up? It's pretty good. All right. I got some some quick ones. This is the longest clip. This is the Walmart montage. This story may not be safe for women, but everyone else is okay. I go into this fall fucking Walmart. There is a man using the toilet, and this is not strawberries and peach cream like the women's room. This is some hardcore shit going on in there folks. Okay, this sucks. The fucking guy taking a shit is sticking up the joint so much. I fucking turn the lights off in the men's room. He's trying to finish his shitting job in pure darkness.

So fuck him and fuck the world. This guy's better than OP. Yeah, I'm gonna hold it. OP's trying to take video of the guy. This guy's like, no, I'm just turning off the fucking lights and walking out. Which, by the way, Mike, can relate to this. How do you know what you're done wiping?

But you've popped. It's a classic question. It's a classic question. I wish you would warn me earlier that it was safe for men, but not women, because I'm obviously fine. But my girlfriend just had a stroke. Oh, Jesus, I'm sorry. I'm weird.

Yeah, clutching her pearls over there. What? Okay, I was shitting at the bedroom. Oh, my God. I think the story itself wouldn't be safe for women. I just love the idea that, listen, I'm fine if you shitting a bathroom, but if it smells a certain way, then I'm mad at you.

Yeah. That's right, draw the line right there. How many onions did you have on your cheeseburger, sir? This can't be cold, it sounds like. All right, I got two more fun quick clips. This is him, uh, his take on Sweet Tea. There are things that people assume. And in the South, they assume you want Sweet Tea.

I fucking hate Sweet tea, okay? I mean I like it. So this is, this is from a show he does called Mike's Meals. And Mike's Meals is, he sits in his car and he's fast food. It talks about sweet tea. Mike's me of so many people at once. Pretty good. And you're gonna say it's such great timing cuz Tony Michaels took all his drive-through videos down

I need this guy. Yeah, so we have a new guy. I don't think this guy sells K2 to chill I hope he stopped broadcasting from his car. This is I know right on time. This is perfect timing and All right, I don't want everyone to get jealous, but this guy's in pretty good shape here Oh boy, I take a ten pound weight into the movie theater and I get some forearm exercises in. That's how you get forearm like that. Look at that guy. Another guy that we keep an eye on is... Sick affair.

Ah! Gaky, yeah. And just like that, I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. Sick affair. Gakia! And just in time for Halloween, Tony Muscrat comes in with, This is Dabbling. I'm in the middle of it. This is dabbling. This is dabbling. Are you still fucking your wife? This is dabbling. Audience is struggling.

Well, they am on a Tuesday night. It's my show. What a great set. Oh, Northwest. I am the one with balloony and cheese. Brown fingernails and liver disease. I am the one who blocked my mom. Stains on my shirt and scabs on my palm. This is dabbling. This is dabbling dabbling dabbling dabbling Yeah, are you more famous than Jay Leno? He did my show.

Are you more famous than having me end up in Texas? Yeah, I'm a big fan of you. Wait, there to be all of your ways. Oh, this is the comedy three. Oh, damn, I see you're your way. Tony Masquerade does not disappoint. It was very well done. It was very well done.

All right, let's get into what's settling John is up to because I have clips from his most recent episode, which was just yesterday. And John comes on the show. Mike, you're not going to see this, but he looks terrible. I have never seen him look this bad. I have to start right at the beginning of this one. Oh, he looks okay. Oh, I run guy. Yeah, baby. Welcome to the world famous Stuttering John podcast With your world famous host Stuttering John Melendos. How are you? I hope you're doing fine There's so much to talk about so much unfold like this old kind of retro Stuttering John T-shirt. Pretty cool isn't it?

Pretty cool. Sure not. A few things to point out. First off, he's got some type of a dead animal on top of his microphone. This is so Mike Morse on Uncle Rico. Every episode he adds a new thing on top of the mic because it just gets dirtier and dirtier. This is John pretending to have a good sense of humor. He doesn't because we're gonna play a 12 minute rant in a little bit. Of course. He has no sense of humor about this at all. Oh, it's like I got my eye on you, sort of.

But he's pretending to be like, oh yeah, no, I get it. I get jokes, guys. I'm with you guys on that one. Now, somebody said it looks like his eyes have tits. Like the bags that are his eyes have tits. Like the, the bags that are his eyes are Vic ask his eyes are so swollen. It's that. A good look for them. I don't know what's going on. I've never seen him look this bad before. And then he's got his new shirt on his old shirt, centering john.com, which by the way, he does not

own centering john.com is available for sale. The minimum offer is set at 9.50. If I didn't want to buy Suttering John.com, that is available. Well, maybe I will, I don't know. Maybe I'll get a group together like how you when you buy a football team. I get some investors together

with my Suttering John.com. I'm in as a minority partner. Yeah, right. I'm blind bikes a minority partner. Yeah, right. I'm blind bikes in, but he doesn't have any rights ever where we put on the website. He's just. Exactly. He just helped chip that a little bit.

Okay, so that's how the show starts off. And I guess there's a guy in John's chat who's complaining that John's late. Now, this is something that is, I don't know if you call it a trope, but for every internet show, there's at least one or two assholes who go, oh, you're late, oh, late and gay. Like, that's just a thing that people do. Whether you're late or not, I don't know why it's so funny,

but John does not find it funny at all. Anteat establishment. and all. Anti-establishment. I do the show at noon, PST, for the last five years. Okay. So I'm not running late. And I am removing him. Emory moving him Hey, John, you're like you're fucking out of your asshole Not put them in that shit Jesus, John it would be one thing if I was late Yeah, right I shouldn't have I look like shit. I shouldn't take it a shower, but I didn't

You're terrible. Oh my god. What a sense of humor he's got for a standup comedian. Really rolls with the punches. And honestly, you don't have to look at your chat at all if you don't want to. I very rarely look at the chat. He says, these people are nice things to say. But I get for you, cited folk, it gets addicting. But my thing with John is, you don't have to read that.

It really bothers you. Just don't say it. Who gives a fuck? And I don't know that John's in a position to be banning everybody. He really just needs as many people watching him as possible. Yeah, he's going to run out. And now he's got that substitute teacher money. He's just like, finally, we need this. Fuck you. I'm too good for my own show now. Well, here's something interesting though that I noticed is John is now losing money on this shit because I watched a good chunk of this episode. Yeah. Not on John's channel because he takes it down so I couldn't

watch it there. I just watched it from other people's channels. Yeah. Now he's not even getting like views from me. Correct. And actually I was watching another person's video because everyone's making videos about John now. Right. They showed the social blade stats and how he's missing out on thousands of views a day because he took all of his videos down. Right. I don't know what his strategy is. And you know what I should say this

because John's been hacked before we've talked about this where people were fucking with his videos and sending them to like safer children in the middle of a show and then people would get kicked out, and then he figured that out finally and made some changes. I guess it's possible someone's fucking with them and taking his videos down,

because he claims they're not know what's going on, and I don't know what's something's weird about YouTube. I just find it implausible, because I think he'd be throwing more of a stink about it. I think if someone was really fucking with John, like he's claiming, like yeah, YouTube's just taking out my videos down, I think he'd be throwing more of a stink about it. I think if someone was really fucking with John, like he's claiming, like, yeah, YouTube's just taking all my videos down. I think he'd be like screaming about it.

Especially after having a great conversation with YouTube. Well, it's not forget about that. Yeah. Have that big meeting. How can you not be an insider yet? Mr. YouTube. Your father who founded YouTube, would he be proud? Yeah, right.

All right. Let's just watch me on stern. You're father who founded you too. Would he be proud? All right, let's just watch me on stern. Let's just watch some of the John's dead air is my favorite part of the show I get string this together for days on end and just pop pop cord and never get bored Hold on Uh, uh, uh, hold on. Uh, it is strangely comforting. It is. All right. Okay. Oh, I used to go to sleep a long time ago.

The CDs are like nature sounds, a tropical rainforest, a rain star, whatever it was. I could literally go to sleep just, uh, okay. I mean, I'm not shitting you. When I turn on before bed, I go to sleep listening to Cardiff break these down. It's very soothing. That sounds creepy, but I'll take your word for it. So people start pointing out the gentleman's like shit, because he looks like shit. Yeah. And John, you okay? I know the Yankees got swept. You on a bender. What's going on

here? And John claims, no, he's fine. He got a ton of sleep last night. Sure. Oh, man did I sleep last night? I went to about 730. I was exhausted I was I was teaching PE and I don't know it's got tie and playing basketball with the kids By the way if he was teaching PE How many times you tell the students he beat shack at basketball? Yeah, how many times do you tell the students he'd be shacking basketball? Yeah. How many times do you tell that fucking story? I mean, every time he blocks one first period, second period, oh yeah, you know these towered

over these seventh periods again. Right, block. Every time he posterizes one of these kids, he's blocking everyone. There's one thing I've good at, it's blocking. I gotta say, I mean, it's been a number of years since I was in school. I don't remember the gym teacher running point wouldn't play basketball. You're not supposed to.

That's not your job. He's like, all right, shirts and skids, I'm shirts. It's how that works. But apparently he was exhausted. Now from going to the bar, but from playing basketball with the students all day. He went to about a 730. Does that look like a man who went to about a 730

that I before? I ask you producer Chris. No. He looks terrible. That's not a guy that went to sleep. It looks like a man who went to bed at 730, 9,000 years ago. Oh, this is great. I always love when John brings up little humble

brags about what's going on in his life. Just got a phone with the producer of a show. Actually wants me to come on. And believe it folks, yeah, which is kind of cool. Did you hear that last part, Mike? I'm sorry, I missed the name. We played as a guy. And pay me.

Paul, which is kind of cool. All right, so let's say that this is a real thing, which I never believe, because John lies all the time. But he said, just got the phone with a producer of a show who wants to have me on. My guess is, John, the first word out of John's mouth is, what does this pay? Yeah.

It's not just like, oh, that sounds like a great opportunity. What are the details? No, I just pay something, what does it pay? Because that's John's first thing he says, he goes, I just got off the phone with producer and he's gonna pay me. That's not what most people say about going out of his show, but.

So it's also not a thing he should be telling his audience until he can announce it. Right. Who gives a fuck? Well, right, this is a thing that John does all the time where he promises things that never come to fruition and it just gives us more ammo. Like, are we supposed to write in our calendar? All right, John will be somewhere on someday.

Yeah. I mean, he didn't even say television show could be anything. Just follow the stink lines. And honestly, there's a lot of interest in Suttering John. He was just trending on Twitter the other day. There's a lot going on with Suttering John Melendez right now. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a show that's like,

we got to get this fucking guy. I got to talk to this guy, right? You would think there'd be a lot of phone calls coming in for that type of thing. If John was still had any type of representation and management going on, which he doesn't anymore, they would be fielding phone calls to figure out like, oh, you're the internet's

biggest train rock, how did this happen? You know, like, it would be a fun question to ask. By the way, with the way John looks, it looks like he already spent the money that he hasn't been paid. Yeah. It's how we got his Southern John.com t-shirts. He had quite a night.

Yeah. All right. So then his mom calls in, not to the show, but calls him while he's doing the show. Oh, it's so great. Uh, this is my mom. This is what cracks me up. I love love Algarico, but they go back and they find clips from years ago.

And I was just like, just watch the most recent episode. I have more clips than we can get through. Just watching the most every fucking episode. This guy is the worst broadcast or the history of broadcasting. It's endless. So like it's amazing. Tomorrow I'm recording an episode of Why You Laughing about Joe Madarisa's breakdown. Oh, that'll be fun. So like it's amazing tomorrow. I'm recording an episode of why you laughing about

Joe Madder East's breakdown. Oh, that'll be fun. And well as I was like doing prep for the show and everything I thought to myself Joe matter the Joe Madder East story is not that different from Stuttering John But Joe Madder East got old after a while Stuttering John gets better every day. It's weird. It seems endless. Everyone's trying to predict the end of the dabble verse. And it's interesting because people are like, I don't know, I see many shows. I was getting oversaturated, but it just keeps growing.

And John gets worse and worse. I really have a belief. And I know I'm gonna sound like every opian Anthony fan that says like, ah, the opian Anthony and Jimmy are gonna get back together one day. It's never gonna happen. Right. But I truly believe that one day you,

Shuly, maybe even Anthony and John will be all on stage clinking your cores together. I really believe at some point he's going to join in on the fun. I guess he's Shooly doing that. I would never do that. Oh, you wouldn't do it. No, because what fun would that be? What's going on to his face?

What's the point? What am I going to fucking pull Patrick Michael Cliffs and be like, hey, this guy did it in my right chat? Yeah. It was fun. It was in a dunk tank. Oh my god. It's so funny you brought that up.

I had a meeting this morning about a live event. That was brought up. Oh great A drug tag without the iron My mom Hold on Mom I'm on the air mom. Yeah, she knows she watches your show Mom, I'm on the air, mom. Yeah, she knows. She watches your show. So what happened?

Did you change something? So immediately he accuses her of doing something wrong. A guy who's blocked everyone, who he's not supposed to be blocking anyone, he's blocking everyone. His mom's like, I can't see the show. He's like, well, what did you do? Can you find out?

All right, all right, I'll deal with it. All right, I'll deal with it. All right, I'll deal with it. All right, I love you. Like he's totally surprised, though. All right, I got it. My poor mom can't get on. Yeah. Ma, you bungled this hit, I'll take care of it.

Leave it to me. I got to clean up again. That's fine. That's my role here. Anyway, I was talking through that because there was so much dead air. He's just listening to his mom ramble out about who knows what out of show. I don't mean to keep interrupting.

Would you give me five minutes? My aunt wants to find out how to listen to your show. All right. So now, John's going to talk about people fucking with his family. And he's going to accuse a certain type of person for doing such a thing. Unless, you know, these cowardly trolls are doing the best to screw with an 85-year-old woman out of one of her joys in life to watch her son show. And this is their cowardly way And this is their cowardly way of trying to screw with my family, which apparently they don't seem to have any issue doing.

But you know, that's what cowards are. That's what these right wing loons do. They bully people as my mom told, let's see, maybe that's her. We'll see. I'm going through all the block people. Sorry for this little, you know, oh, they are. Why apologize, Matt?

I think she can come on. By the way, it's mom's name. Her first name starts with two A's. How hard is it to find? I mean, how many people are blind? He's like, Aaron, he's going through all the AA names. Jesus Christ. How many can there be? It's all just AA sponsors. He's like, Aaron, he's going through all the A A names. Jesus Christ. I'm going to get there.

Be all just AA sponsors. All right, so he claims that only right wingers go out to people's families. Just last week, we documented this. John was celebrating, if not involved with people fucking with Anthony's brother job. Calling him spoofing Anthony's number, Anthony's in trouble with the police, trying to freak him out. John was retweeting that with screenshots and laughing about it and now he's going, only these fucking right-wing lunatics would fuck with someone's family. Yes, I said it's not funny to go after my family. Right. His hypocrisy knows no bounds as they say.

Okay. So now I ask real quick, because I listened to this and I heard him saying that like, you know, you guy, you crazy racists bounced his mom from the chip. I didn't understand how that was possible. What is he talking about? Dude.

What do you think he knows what he's talking about? Oh, okay, all right. I was not even talking about. I'm just making sure I'm sorry. No, I have no clue. He obviously throws a lot of things out there because nothing is his fault. As a band, my mother from YouTube. Yeah.

All right, so now someone points out that he looks like shit. You know, as I said, I've just never seen it look like this before. What's wrong with my eyes? I don't know. You know, as I said, I've just never seen a look like this before. What's wrong with my eyes? I don't know. I have no idea. You have no idea. I like that's not a good excuse. That's actually more scary. I forgot.

So then he elaborates on that. I know. It looks like I just woke up, but I don't know what it is. Really don't know. I slept like 11 straight hours. I was really tired. Ron the Wilson-Marium chef. So it could be that. I got too much sleep. It's why I look like shit. Said no one ever.

I'm too healthy. I just been nourished too properly. I'm too healthy. Yeah, I mean, I just been nourished too properly. I've been spending too much time with the gym, eating too many vitamins and supplements. I mean, I'm going crazy with vegetables. I owed D not broccoli yesterday.

It's a lot of reasons why I look like how old. Yeah, I hadn't thought about it much, but now that you mentioned it, that's what it is, I think. He claims he's up for 11 hours straight. He said he went to about a 7 30 I did the quick math That means he got up at 6 30 a.m. This show was it noon This is like look at a guy who's been up for five and a half hours I mean, I know he doesn't lie doesn't like to lie. He is a man who spews truth from every or a fish as a light to lie. He is a man who spews truth from every orifice. Yeah.

I guess the president, what he was doing for that five and a half hours, maybe you would look like that, but wow. Now I can, oh, he kids on the basketball court again, maybe. So the problem here, which is always the problem on John show, is that his guest is late and he has to fill time. That's always a problem for him. So then he calls up Richard Ojeta and it's like, dude, what the fuck? I think you free now.

Let's wake the army major up by this is always fun. Call Richard Oheeda. So he's making a phone call. And I thought it was O jada, but it is. Okay. And John, where are you? Man, I'm going to have my wife need to be at the storage. Shit.

I'll try to get back to you as a can. Dude, you was supposed to be on 20 minutes ago. Yeah, I know. Forget about wife need to be at the storage. I want to thank you. Bye. All right. Forget about life. Maybe it's a storage. I want thank you. All right. Bye. All right. You're late for no one work major. That's at the top 11 lives. Nikki, cause of storage. And now we're on your mansion. Look, the hell's going on. Yeah.

I got to say, it's a great way to maintain relationships. When someone's late to come in your show and they're volunteering their times, you can make superchets. You definitely want to call them and reprimand them live on the internet. Yes. And you're like, you cock-so-cun-brick. You're wife, that smelly cunt. What's she up to?

Chad, and by the way, Richard O'Jada is a loser. That guy is a loser. The fact that he associates with Jon as much as he does, it tells you everything you need to know. But even he's gonna get sick of this guy. And that's gonna be interesting. When Richard's just like, all right, I don't need you in my life anymore.

That's gonna be a turning point for John. I have a feeling. You think that'll be the bottom? He seems unhinged. Like I almost want to cover Richard O'Hada. More than John. He seems like a loose cannon. Oh, Richard's hilarious. He's a lootedatic. Yeah, it could be a bonus episode. That could be my purpose in this world

I'll cover Richard Oheda while you guys cover Stuntary John. That's I'm fine with that. Curve stopping with the rich. There's a lot. There's a lot. Talk about. That guy is fucking a loose cannon. All right. This is on, so John is complaining more about how Richard's late to his show. Go here as I wait for the only major. Man, you're booked on a show, man. You say honey, I'm booked on a show. Yeah, apparently he doesn't take it that seriously, John. Yeah, he's at storage. Tell your wife to a show. Yeah, apparently he doesn't take it that seriously, John. Yeah, he said storage. Tell your wife to fuck off.

Yeah. And also, I'm just going to say this, John, what you could do is maybe have a thought in your head. Do something about prep for your show. You apparently have been up for five and a half hours. Maybe you could have read a news article or two and saved the link or watched a video and been ready to play that. Like be prepared for your guests to be late or absent,

have something else prepared and ready to go. And if he really, it's a bit of the show, he goes, we got to watch the talk about today. If he really did have a lot to talk about, this would not be a problem. Right. Or he could not run his own show. He could wait it out and edit.

He'll never do that. He does the opposite. He takes his show down. This is the only version of the show you could possibly hear. He does the opposite. He takes his show down. This is the only version of the show you could possibly hear. He's not even keeping up with the podcast anymore. I don't know what's going on with this. He's always one step ahead of us. Yeah, right.

So Chris, to Chris's point about like editing and shit though, we're starting the show later, whatever. Like if I didn't show up today, you and Chris would have been fine. I'm pretty, I'm a fan of the show. I'm pretty confident you guys would have done all right. It would have been sad. But it would be wild if instead you started the show

and just for 40 minutes, we're like, where the fuck is this actual? Oh. Yeah. Just mother fuck to you. Yeah. Like guys, I'm sorry. This literally happened years ago,

Ryan Long did not show up. And I could not get a hold of them. And I go, I Chris, I just got started the show. We just started the show. We you were almost screwed with me co-hosting. We did about 10 minutes. And then all of a sudden Ryan messaged me and I'm like, all right, cool.

And then we brought him on. But like you like your point there, Mike's like, yeah, the show must go on. If that's kind of the rule of show business, you got to figure it out. You got to wing it when you didn can see Ryan, you'll late. Yeah. Yeah. When my computer didn't work in New York City,

I didn't as Sean suggested. I didn't smash my computer like it's a guitar and run off the stage. That is a good idea. That would have been funny. Yeah. All right. This is a long clip.

We can just want to play. We can pause it. We can talk. We can just want to play. We can pause it. We can talk whatever you guys want to do. But now John is talking about how Adidas has fired Ye over his anti-Semitic comments. And of course, in John's mind, he has to go straight to Anthony Cumia and Julie Egar and Bob Levy and Kevin from Why Do I Podcasts and just talking about how we're all just as terrible. We should all be fired from every company

that we work with because we're just like EA. As you can see in my chat, I do have trolls. Now, most of the time, they are harmless losers, sitting on their mom's couches in the basement. And the funny part is is that Johnson in the apartment that's in his mom's name. Yeah. That doesn't have a basement. It's mom's calling in.

Yeah. I mean, I don't know if you're the one who should be making fun of people for that, but okay. Have a little bit of my mom's linked to the show today. Yeah. Yeah. Are you guys all losers? If your mom's been told my mom's calling me. Yeah.

Yeah. What's that? I'll do it tomorrow. I'll do it tomorrow. I forgot. Yeah. I mean, in so many ways, we already knew he was Rupert Pupkin, but him yelling at his mom on the phone.

Oh yeah. Amazing. Mom, I'm doing a showdown. And need to lash out at those who have lived obviously way better and had a much better life. And I've done some amazing things like myself. So if they want to hate on me and goof on me, that's fine. I don't care.

Goofy for me all you want. Clearly. I don't really give a crap. But when it comes to anti-Semitism, homophobia, transformia, transformia. So, transformia. Yeah, transformia. Transformia at the mouth.

So once again, John tries to do that thing that he can't even believe himself. I don't care if you goof on me. My issue is with racism. Yeah, Transphobia. I hear that. It's always to attack me are anti-Semites. Right. This argument is so non-sensical, no one could possibly believe it. And what I love about this is that John did not have this prepared. He did not want to go into this.

He was hoping Richard would be on the show. Right. Very mad at Richard. So this is him winging it. This is him winging it. And this is what's going on in his head all day long. Right. And I know people like to say like, oh, you live rent free, whatever.

I don't like to say that. This is what's going on in John's head. He's broken. This is a problem for him. It's not good. But he might be living rent-free. I'm the street. Racism.

The use of the N word and R word on a regular basis. John, you gotta get over that, Pony. You've used those words so many times. I've been talking about it all over the internet. And John's like, look, I don't care if you make fun of me. But if you've used the end word ever in your life, then I have a problem with you. It's like, well, John,

what I have to say to you is, do, do, and do, up, do, do, up, all right. All right. Then I would say that it's become, Then I would say that it's become, it's gone above the level of accepting, well, you know, nonviolent, non-hateful trolling. Now it's calling me the inward. What point was he trying to make, right there? He's like, I don't care if you troll me,

but if you troll me in these specific ways, it was just running it down. Yeah, you hate this, you hate that. All right, got it. He knows that he's like antagonizing this, right? He's pretty more of a sort of self when he does this. I'm just taking on the slurs of all mankind. Yeah, they call me the awkward, the N word.

And I think he's like, oh, you guys don't like me? Here are the following ways you could hurt my feelings. I'll provide a bolted list at the end. You don't have to write it down. You better not do this. These are the things that really get at me. Just hate on groups of people based on their gender, the gender identity, the color of the skin.

Well, the color of your skin from alcoholism, it's not because of how you were born. Intoviella? Their religious beliefs, the fact that their liver doesn't work and whatnot. And whatnot. So it's always good when you're on a red. I don't like people who don't like people

because they're race, they're ethnicity, and what not? Missilaneous. Yeah, really driving the point. It's shit in the watch. It's shit in the watch. The funniest part is that I'm sure are there bad eggs out there, bad apples? I'm sure that there are in the group.

Of course. Everyone's all having a good time making fun of John as nothing to do with Eddie was identity or politics. He's only makes everything about politics and about different groups and identities. No one else says. No, that is no exaggeration. We are having a fucking blast.

Yes. I mean, like you said, I've gotten into, I've read, I've seen the reddit a little bit. Most of it is that my YouTube algorithm is in 78 Stuttering John shows in different variations. Sir. And like you said, I'm sure it exists where people are using shitty language

and just being assholes for no reason. But I haven't found that person yet. All you guys are keeping it above board. Well, the best part about Stuttering John is that he claims he doesn't read the Reddit or the Discord, he doesn't go on the hate sites, but then he also claims on the other side of his mouth that all they do on those sites is use the N word and the F-slur and the R words like, well that's not true because I've looked at those sites I look at them every day,

it's actually pretty entertaining and that's not what's going on at all. And so if you want people to call you out on it, it's very easy to go look it up and find out that actually John everyone's very easy to go look it up and find out that actually John, everyone's just making fun of you. No one's even used the word Puerto Rican. No one even thinks of you as a Puerto Rican. No one gets a fuck about that. You know what I think this is?

Is because the people that John is ranting to all day, whether it's the other patrons of the Pick-Week pub or Richard O'Hada or his mom, whoever's filling their poor ears with this nonsense, they're not looking into it. So they don't give a fuck. They're just like, ah, geez, that does sound shitty. Well, yeah, it's also all the buzzwords you would use to say, like, I'm the good guy,

they're the bad guy, because they just believe him because they don't care enough to look into it. Exactly. Talked about this monster known as Anthony Cumia. Okay, I'm sorry I'm pausing so much because we're running very long today. But this is the thing. He's now claiming that Anthony Cumia is a monster.

Anthony Cumia, I know a little bit, is always going for the joke. He's one of the funniest guys you could hang around with. He doesn't take life very seriously. He does very well for himself and he's hilarious. Yeah, right. And John wanted to be on his show. John was out there declaring that he was gonna be

the next co-host of the Anthony Kumius show before already got the job. And then Arty was gonna want to know, like actually no, I'm gonna do that. And John now wants to pretend like, I've never liked that guy. I said, John, you want his show 10 times. You wanted to be the co-host. It's the same with me with zoom.

I wanted to come on my show. He emailed me. I could show you. I have to do an email, I was trying to come on my show. When he did come on the show, he was all excited about it. And now he's going, Carl sucks. Don't give a fuck. He sucks at this. It doesn't work when you're not authentic. You're a liar. It's a very obvious to everyone. I do have to say, prior to John going on Anthony show in 2017, there is zero evidence of Anthony being a racist.

What would possibly make that pick that before? Right, he just thought I'd have done it the last three months. Yeah, good point, Mike. Anthony Cumin, just this year, used the N word to a black man. Yes, the throw in this year because he himself has done it. Correct.

So he's like, and I met this year, not seven years ago. And he didn't do it at the pub with his buddies, like I do, he didn't have a show, tried to be entertaining. If you see how it's different, of course. Because he assumed this person was gay. Anthony Kumia has no problem trashing my transgenre the child.

Actually, what Anthony has said is that you're a shitty father. That's literally what Anthony has said. That you suck as a father. And then John turns it into you're trashing my kids No, we all feel bad for your kids John Everyone just wants them to succeed because they've had a hard go at it. They're they're out of that pill battle and people Like I know you're not gonna know this person because nobody does. Shuly and Kevin from what?

No, it's going to be so shuly as you mean that show that gets seven times the number of a few. Is your show that guy? I don't want to spoil anything. The bit that John has working here. But based on what I know it to be, big mistake pronouncing his name correctly the first time. Correct. Yeah, right. Because now he's gonna pretend he doesn't know who Shule is.

He knows. Perfectly the man's name. I don't know if you learn this technique from Tony Michaels, but it's not a good technique to pretend you don't know who someone is. If you need, how did you know who they are? You've talked about them many times before. Those Shule and Kevin from Why Do I Podcast,

they were okay with Anthony. And again, I'll point out there actually is a show called Why Do I Podcast with a whole same Kevin. So they kind of fuck some voting them. I'm gonna fuck some old thing. Yeah. And this hack known as Levy, they don't care about the hate and anti-Semitism. They don't care about the hate and anti-Semitism. I was pretty concerned about the race.

I went out one more thing. Yeah, I go ahead. Didn't he confront Bob Levy and say, I thought we were friends? Yes. So what did that take six days to be like, ah, he's a fucking half. Not with a whole new hat.

Right. John, if you would have caught John two weeks ago, he'd be saying, Bob Levy's great. He's a great comic. They probably toured together. I know I saw Bob Levy with great, he's a great comic, they probably toured together, I know I saw Bob Levy with Arty, I'm sure John's done that too. So I'm sure they had some type of relationship,

and now just because Bob Levy's like dunking on him, like everyone else, not always a hack. All right. Which based on the story I heard with John hitting on Bob's girlfriend or wife, he has ever right to take a few shots at him, no. No shit. Once again, John's the villain of this scenario. Every fucking time with this guy, what about due to you? Well, he made fun of me on the internet. What did you do to him? I tried

to fuck his wife. I tried to fuck his girlfriend immediately until they broke up. Oh, you're kind of a shamp. All right, yeah, right. They don't seem to care about the transphobia, homophobia, anti-Hispanic speech and rhetoric. What? They don't care. I mean, you're just making shit up on a fit air. Anti-Hispanic? There was a long pause there, you know.

I don't even know any good jokes that are anti-Hispanic. If I did, I'd have them written down in front of me. I don't have anything for that. Fucking mor dad. I'm just a little bit more focused on my dad. I'm just a little bit more focused on my dad. I'm just a little bit more focused on my dad. I'm just a little bit more focused on my dad. I'm just a little bit more focused on my dad. I'm just a little bit more focused on my dad. I'm just a little bit more focused on my dad.

I'm just a little bit more focused on my dad. I'm just a little bit more focused on my dad. I'm just a little bit more focused on my dad. I'm just a little bit more focused on my dad. I'm just a little bit more focused on my dad. I'm just have said. And played on his show. Thank you. Because literally his angle is he retweets clamoring Carl. And what clamoring Carl does is he says, a guy on this discord server, which by the way,

there's infinity number of discord servers with infinity bad things being said on them. There's a guy on this discord server that said this thing. And also, Carl wants to hang out with Anthony Cumia. Therefore, it's like, these are. Right, just. Yeah, these are some stretches you're going for here. Why?

It must be because they are that as well. They have the same bio beliefs. So, I will say this for a place like YouTube and a place like Patreon to allow people like Kevin. To give away the as a top tier payment on his tier levels on patron, he allows them to host his discord that he is the admin of. Could you imagine just being a listener to this show? Would you be able to follow this?

No, because it's not even correct. I thought we were talking about Trump and God.. Yeah, no, it's like a Kevin guy who's got a patreon monster. It's a cheer for discord. You can host a discord. Like none of this makes any fucking sense. Could you imagine if at the height of his radio career one day, Russia Limbaugh just walked in. There's like, all right, Kevin, from Why Do I Podcast? I've got a message for you. I mean, it's so transparent what John's trying to do.

He's pretending that he's against racism and transphobia and homophobia. And then he's like, and I want YouTube and Patreon to stop giving Carl buddy. Like, wait, whoa, what just happened? You're being so transparent what you actually want. You know what, good in the world. You want to take me down because we laugh at you, John.

You have no sense of humor about yourself. And frankly, if I were you, I wouldn't have a sense of humor about myself either. I'd be very ashamed. And I'd probably laugh at myself as well. Because why would you have any confidence in yourself when you look like that and you put out a show, this fucking terrible, I get it.

I get one better, right, John? The only result other than what I said, where he ends up, you know, clinking beers with Shuley or something, is he has to stop podcasting. Those are the only two ways to send. Oh yeah, oh yeah, if he stopped doing a show, there'd be nothing to do.

My father'd be a few things to talk about, but it would go away, it would go away, eventually, I'm sure. And again, the pick week every night away eventually, I'm sure. And again, it was the pick-wink every night. Again, I have to point this out because, yes, I did have a perk on my top tier on Patreon, the connection to Discord. I had to take that off because fucking Karen over here, Karen Melendez complained to Patreon about it.

So that doesn't exist anymore, John. So what you're saying is not true. That uses the N word, the R word for the mentally. You know, like me, I don't know how to get it. Is that perfect? Play again, play again. The mentally, uh, uh, uh, break that word for the mentally um uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Just say a retard. John, I don't call mentally challenged people the art word. I call you the art word. Are you saying that you're mentally challenged?

It's kind of. Is that what you're saying, John? Because I'm calling you a retard. Am I calling a mentally challenged person a retard when I do that? Tell me, please. I'd like to know. Well, yes. OK.

I wasn't asking you, Mike. I'm just saying, I have to defend the guy once in a while. Yes. That was defending. The great blind Mike. I'm retarded, you jerk. But where I fucked up was getting blocked by John on Twitter, because I feel like I could have infiltrated him.

I could have been his partner at some point. I think you're right about that. All you have to do is tell John what he wants to hear. Anytime he reads something and it just says like, did you see that Trump murdered 17 Hispanic babies? He's like, I knew it. You know, John says a read-a-head line if he wants to agree with it,

then he believes it to be true. Excellent show prep. You know why? Because the making money? They don't care. Oh, this is where he's claiming that YouTube and Patreon are only allowing me to be on their platforms because I'm making them so much money. John, if you do, what type of drop in the bucket?

I was to Patreon and YouTube. I mean, you must know, right? Come on, buddy. But, I mean, what is it for a guy that makes so much money? Why are you still living in your mother's basement? I know it's both things Listen, I'm not Tim Dylan. Okay. I the nature is not gonna miss me if I go away and all these people that go on Like the person You know, I don't know do Lee. Whatever the city its name is

You got his name right already you blew it and also Dooly yeah, what does that mean? whatever the city its name is. No, you got his name right already. Yeah, you blew it. And also, Dually. Yeah. What does that mean? What does that even mean? It's a shame I never got to meet Shulee before he died because after that burning, you're watching. Yeah. Honestly, if he wanted to say Dually,

that would be at least be something, but of course he can't say that. Shulee. Yes, Shulee would have been all right. Yeah. He's, hey, he happens to be Jewish. Yeahouly, stouly. Yes, Stouly would have been all right. Yeah. He's, hey, happens to be Jewish. He happens to be Jewish. Jewelty.

He's a levy. Julie. It was right there. God. Yeah, Julie. Julie. He happens to be Jewish. I think allegedly.

So this is where his entire promise falls apart, because he's complaining about the fact that Anthony is an anti-Semite, which by the way, he leaped too very quickly. He used the N word and he's an anti-Semite. Like, what? What just happened? Okay. So now he's going to say that Julie is a Jewish, and shouldn't even be associating with these people. Luzza is Jewish, but yet they go on a show like Anthony Cumia. Yeah, it's almost like your whole premise is incorrect and you're an idiot. The fact that someone who was born in Israel,

who is very much Jewish, would go on Anthony's show, and they're friendly, tells me that maybe your promises were targeted right. He's been duped hence duly. Who is still using anti-Semitic remarks using using the N were and then not only go on, they have him on their show. It's great. Like this whole neek. Whole neek. From, oh.

This show that's dedicated to Trashing on Howard. All right, this is insane right here. Now he's been, he doesn't know what radio gun is. So now he's calling Monique Honeck, which I thought he was like pro woman, a feminist, he's calling Monique Honek. That's offensive. Not to me, but somebody.

And then he goes, she's not the show that trash is Howard. Johnny, you put on that show many, many times and you wanted Monique to be the co-host of the Centering John show. You asked her on your show. You asked her out. You asked her out before. You told her she was hot. Well, that statement, originally when I heard him say that,

it clicked in my head when I was like, wait a minute. John tried to drum up business for his book and his podcast by trashing Stern relentlessly, doing what you guys are doing to him, he did the Howard. And now he suddenly has a problem with it. Yep, correct. He's like, this woman, you won't believe what she's doing.

She's saying the Howard Sterns and Asshole, John, you can say that for 15 years. She is mocking this poor man for only doing three shows of me. The nerve. She goes on. Yeah. Yep. And our husband is Jewish.

Yeah. Shame. It sounds like Anthony, you and Anthony only have Jews on. Yep, and our husband is Jewish shame It's something you and Anthony only have Jews on I'm starting Could you imagine could you imagine about Nick swashes you's like, honey are you Jewish? Christ I gotta learn this from Stuttering Jabba what does I gotta learn this from Stuttering Jabba, what does? And her husband is just, I just want to be in the brain of Benny Loakow or what are these people just watching his show because they like talking about how Trump's the next Hitler and they're going like, what is going on right now? This seems like a lot of like personal vendettas and dirty laundry.

Kevin at the Capitol riot, how does he fit into this? So, can you imagine this? So, when I see Adidas do that to Kanye West, I ask you, Dully and Skavie and Kevin, Dolly and Skavie and Kevin, why do you tolerate it and applaud Anthony Cumia when he does it on a regular basis and post pictures of my kids and trashes them with horrible, transphobic rhetoric. He's been thrown off Twitter four times already.

Well, maybe I'm miscounting. Probably more. Watch Mike from Redbar. He does a hell of a job at exposing this freak. Yeah, that's a good point. You should be on the side of Mike David who never trashes anybody. Oh yeah, no, Mike David would never use any of those words

that John claims are so offensive. Definitely, let's keep propping up Mike David from Redbar. John, listen, if I know one thing about Mike David from Redbar, he would never focus in on one subject and embarrass and humiliate them until they snapped and deleted their social media. To Mike David, what on his show recently has said John's trying to reach out to me. I want nothing to do with this clown. I want, I just, I mean, what's going on in the dabble verse? I keep my ear close to the ground. I know what's happening. I want nothing to do with this.

And John's still this week going on and praising this guy. He's so stupid. But I mean, like Mike David's show is a different version of this type of show. Yes. And he's using him as like a pillar of the community. That's why John will never learn, will never figure it out, because he doesn't have any type of scruples or morals,

he doesn't know where he stands on anything. It's just him versus the rest of the world, which would be fine if he actually used legitimate arguments rather than I'm just a moral and just character And I just want to see races and wiped out like I am just a pure person who just has love in their heart And these Anthony Acumia and and Duley and Skibe guys are just bad people He's a martyr that you Jews have crucified He died for our slurs.

Actually, it was cirrhosis, but. Also, I love that he goes, you know, YouTube and Patreon don't even care that people are willing to say whatever they want. It's like, well, actually, Jen, in this country, that's protected by the Constitution. It's called free speech. If companies did care about that sort of thing, that's protected by the Constitution. It's called free speech. If companies did care about that sort of thing, that would be a problem. Yeah.

You realize that, right? And it's funny, because these guys always like to rail against fascism. So, well, that's literally what fascism is. If the government and corporations agree on which parties allowed to exist in their country and then get rid of the other people. You fucking idiot. But even worse, Patreon and YouTube allow this content to be on their platforms. Even after my big meetings with them. Now, we all know this show is fighting for all the marginalized people in this world.

We are fighting for democracy, we are fighting for women's rights. And every day, he was just calling out to me. Fighting for women's rights. There is, I sent you one of the episodes, Carl, but there's a YouTube channel. I think his name is like Don Yeagerbaum or something like that. And he's just uploading the early episodes of the Stuttering John podcast. And when I listen to this morning, it's 35 minutes of him trashing some woman. Absolutely fucking calling her a slut and a bitch.

Because he didn't want to fucking. He's the best. The hypocrisy knows no by. He really is something. Such a tree. And I love right here where he's declaring that he's the hero that we don't deserve, but that we all need. Women's rights.

And every day we fight against, we fight against hate and racism on every single show that we do. Every single one. But yet, patrona YouTube allows these shows to do that. So I applaud Adidas. But I'm just so confused by this, John. patron of YouTube allows these shows to do that. So I applaud Adidas. But I'm just so confused by this, John,

like what's the alternative? You want censorship, your pro-sensorship? Is that what you're saying? It's Captain Sonsorship. Oh, mommy, Captain Sonsorship is something, Edward. It's okay when he does it. Oh, okay, good. Also, I don't really understand how they relate.

Like the idea of you and Patreon having the same relationship as Kanye and Adidas, it doesn't. It's not. It's very, very different. Yes. I don't do a clothing line for Patreon. I have nothing to do with that. Deanis and I plug any company for taking down or not associating or doing business with

Kanye West, but I frown on you. YouTube, I frown on you. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Because you allow it. Why? Because you make money off of it.

You make money off the hate. You make money off the hate. Oh my god, I'm gonna put this out as a 3D episode. I'm gonna put out your glasses now. Watch out. I got my eyes poked out and I was happy about it. I didn't want to be able to see anymore. Yeah, right. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha shareholders. And then like, by the way, one last thing, Stuttering John is frowning at us. So we're not a real. Yeah, so we got to talk about that. Holy shit. Could you imagine if we had both 3D and smell a vision,

what we could do with just this part right here? Darn it dream. You make money off the hate. You make money off the racism, the anti-Semitism, the anti-Hispanic, transphobia, and homophobia. You profit, Joe Conti, from Patreon, and you do nothing. There's like Tokyo pissing off Godzilla. What a fucking moron.

Joe Conti and your kids Max and Elizabeth. Who go to? I know where you live. Yeah. All right. So now Richard O'Jadek finally joins him on the show. John's all worked up at this point. Richard has some great advice for her.

I'm tired again. I'm your major. how are you buddy? I'm doing good man, sorry I'm late. But just jumping in on what you were saying, I wrote two things down. First off, it said ignore them. Let me tell you how I think it's, it's what you want to do.

You want to ignore these people, but. So this is great because Richard's first piece of advice is ignore them. Now, we've documented that when trolls are in his chat, he immediately goes right to violence. Oh yeah, come down to our island, motherfucker. Oh, be the shit out of you. You won't say it's a my face.

Like he's the last person to be telling anyone to ignore anyone, which by the way. That's why I love, that's why I love this guy. Cause he always comes in half-assed. He doesn't know what the fuck John is talking about. But he will go right to take a fucking crowbar to their heads. Yeah. But he actually is giving the right advice, but coming from him means nothing.

Cause he doesn't even follow it himself. Understand that these people, they don't stop. They just don't stop and they and they do everything in their power You know the mere fact that me and John have become friends and I'm gonna show often I now have Have have have John Melinda's haters. Yeah coming on my stuff I'm throwing stones at me and and and they say horrible things and I mean They don't call you twitchy. I hope and they say horrible things. And I mean,

what are they gonna call you? Twitchy, I hope. You know, horrible things that they say at Blinky. And then they call it you. Sort of the blind mic project. I will become their leader. I'm the Elheda cast. You know, they start off by saying that, you know,

Richard O'Jetta and John's mother, you know, that's the kind of stuff that they do. It's really hard. It's really hard to just let that stuff go by. When you know these people, we've never sent to your face. Wait, he just said that they talk about John's mother and he gets hard.

I'm sorry, I wasn't completely following that. Train of fire. Now they're talking about my mother. Yeah, are you talking about my mother? John's fucking falling asleep right now. Yeah, right. You got yourself all tired of with that rant. Holy shit. Well, thanks for coming out of Richard. We got us all tired of that.

Well, thanks for coming out of Richard. I gotta go sleep for 11 hours. I'm all out of baloney. All right. So, uh, all right. Another talk about Tony Michaels is also getting shit from these people. Well, but yeah, but as, you know, as MJ said, Tony Michael does too. You know, Tony Michaels is getting the same hate from the same people. And the problem with that is Tony's co-host Gabe, I always get it wrong, Gabe Sanchez happens to be Hispanic. On one of these shows on his discord, they post anti-Hispanic shit on a regular basis. Okay, so let's figure out that leap that he just made. He goes, Tony Michaels is getting shit. Well, yeah, we talked about how he used to sell synthetic marijuana and he got busted,

and he did time in federal prison for it, and just got out in 2019, we learned all this stuff about it. No, I had something to do with that. His co-host is Gabe Sanchez, who's Hispanic. By the way, Gabe Sanchez is doing better in show business than any of these guys. He actually has a deal with Honda dealerships.

He's doing TV commercials, like he actually has something going on. All these other assholes have nothing going on. I like that John is championing Gabe Sanchez. He forgot his last name. He doesn't even know his name. Gabe, what's his face? So, so John's trying to make this connection now,

like this is getting so convoluted. Well, they're saying anti-Hispanic things in a discord server all the time. I've never seen one, but sure why not. I'm sure someone can find an example. And so that's why Tony Michaels is getting heat because Gabe Sanchez and that, and I was like, what, why?

Do you just John believe this stuff? Does anyone believe it? What's going on? All right. Let's find out why censorship is good. Oh good. Army Major, where is Discord that they allow it? Where are these big companies?

Like, where are these companies, Army Major? Like, they allow it. They profit from it. And, you know, yeah, for those to go, oh, just ignore them. It's getting to the point that you can't, because if anybody had a kid who's getting attacked, it's impossible to ignore at some point. Okay, so again, John is going, why aren't corporations silencing these people's speech? Do I have to answer that for you for real, John?

Even more on? And then he goes right into the, well, listen, I wouldn't be addressing this. I'd be ignoring it, but they're talking about my kids. So, John, you're talking about your kids. You're the one who brings up your kids every fucking time because you want to, because that's your shield for this.

I would love to, and I'm not saying I'm going to do this, John. I would love to talk to John's kids and say, do you know anything about what's going on on the internet? There's a good chance they don't. I bet they're living carefree lives. I bet they don't look at Twitter.

People that age don't look at Twitter. They don't give a fuck. So this whole thing where it's like, Pockface put a photo up of my kid on Twitter. It's like, yeah, I bet their kid has no idea that happened. I don't think this is affecting them in any way. Also, I think the cry, I know Anthony has had fun with it, obviously.

But like other than that, I think across the board, everyone said, hey, don't fuck with the guys' kids, obviously. No one thinks that's right or that should be done. And it's been said 10,000 times. It just don't lie that he's hiding behind. Well, right, and somebody in the discord just made this point too. Like, he never cites an example.

Yes, there was a time five years ago when Anthony, when they were on a, having a battle and Anthony posted some funny tweets that featured John's kids. All right. Well, I'll, I'll definitely give him that one. Other than that, though, John loves to go on like they're always talking about my kids and they bring my kids into it to the point where he wrote a cease and desist to me saying I got to stop talking about his kids John I don't talk about your kids. I don't know the names. I don't care about your kids. I don't give a fuck about your kids John. They don't do a show that's terrible. I

make fun of shows that are terrible. That too I talk about. Anyway. That's the weird thing is weekend and week out you're talking about him. Yes. And he's like, they're talking about my kids. No, no, no. Well, no. And then here again, he talks about how normally he doesn't even care about that. So I was right off his back. These are cowardly motherfuckers. Oh, yeah. Of course, but here's the thing. Like, I don't like look, they're going to do this, you know, and they love that, you know, because I normally don't bring them up because I don't care. But I do care when it, I do care when it's about my kids.

That's when I, you know, because then they'd cross the line. So I wanna remind everyone, when he started that 12-minute rant, he goes, I don't care to make fun of me, but I can't deal with the racism and homophobia and all the isms and the phobias and he's went through all the shit. And now, fast forward, 50 minutes later, he goes, I don't care about any of it,

except for the fact they go after my kids, like, which is it, John? Make fun of blacks, Jews, mirror, and all you want. Just like to have my kids. So again, John, you're a liar. You're upset that we're making fun of you. And it's so transparent. And other people who stick up for you,

all your socket counts, who pretend that they're like, well, I'm just against racism. Like, well, then guess what? You're starting in the wrong place. That's the only way. This is not where she was starting or. That's the way you're here. Fucking idiot.

This is the last clip I have. This is John showing off to his buddy Richard that interview we tried to do with Shule. So again, John's going back and showing this video of John harassing Shule in the lobby of a hotel when Shule was still working with Howard Stern Show. Listen to how drunk John is. John is so wasted.

And this is embarrassing. I don't know why John shows this as if like he's better than Shule. Now, before I bring on Brian J. Carram to join you on me, Major. And I thank Brian because I was freaking out when you weren't here. I'm like, Brian, can you come on? So, okay. Now, I posted this because this is one of the guys, okay? This guy sitting down is one of the guys that conspires with these other guys that spew the N word, the R-ray for the mentally challenged. He has these guys on his show.

He conspires with the other ones. What does he get? I forgot. I forgot I watched this part. It's where the wildest defenses ever. All right. And they spew it nonstop. This is the coward that he's one of the guys that does this. Now I ask you, Army Major, because I have two videos.

Now this is this coward, Gully or whatever his name is, I can't remember you. That's not a good bet. Pretending you don't know. Shoei's name, calling him Dually and Gully. Like these aren't even good jokes. Yeah, especially when you're about to show a video where you clearly know his name.

Yeah, you know who he is, who he works for. He's a Peter thing. Yeah. I don't know. Shyly, I came in. This is a guy. He just doesn't have any brain cells left. John wants to be witty and funny and bus balls. He can't do it anymore.

I don't know. He never could, but it's worse than ever. That I'm going to try in any of you. Right? Now, just to ask him some goofy questions like I used to do. This is from two years ago. Now, I'm going to pose this question for you because you're ex-military or you are military. Who would you rather have in your foxhole? Okay, that's the premise. Gross.

Hey, man, the only thing is funny with the guy that caught in the frame. Run away! I'm going to point the phrase, John. All right. Let's listen to John try to spit out this interview question, which is by the way a tweet he's proud of. He put this out as a tweet. Now he's gonna ask, surely as if surely could even answer this. Like, don't you think it's funny?

Is that an interview question? Don't you think it's funny that blah, blah, blah, blah? Yeah, John, I do. Also, this is all incoherent. Yeah, let's not drunk, John. Let's listen to this. If I'm rich or not heat, I'm like, what am I watching? Yes, exactly. If I'm Betty Lockeau or Eddie Andrew Brower, I know these people are watching this.

And this is like John's showing off. Look at this is one of my big moments. Listen to how wasted John is. Amen. The only thing that's funny with the guy that caught in the frame, run away. And the point of the phrase jumped the shock shock now works for the show that jumped the shock run away What was he supposed to do with that job? Yeah, the only thing that's funny is the guy framed the phrase and framed it with the shocks

Do you like baby shock? Come on You're gonna get me a copyright strike child. What do you do? I don't put fucking floyd at these fucking videos You asked for the straight-up. You just give him a brilliant idea by the way. Yeah, I know right He can do his show with floating in the background. Yeah, you're right. Fuck. Don't know what tell them. Hey, I'm gonna you discard a look at you YouTube. Nobody tell John that's I've just taken down the whole operation. Oh no.

Oh, you should put like seven Mary three or something in the background. Yeah, so those guys are like we're all these paychecks coming from all these. Should we go back on the road again? Everyone's listening to the compass. I'm all of a sudden. I don't know what happened. these paychecks coming from should we go back on the road again everyone's listening to the cumbersome all of a sudden I don't know what happened let's hear this second question from

jazz come on run run run run run run

what are you more afraid of? run run walkin' down how it's run hallway or watchin' bubbabooly each shrimp I'm just curious like how all way or watching

bobaboo e shrimp again these are not interview questions john you're what are you more afraid of

walking out how it's all way or watching bobaboo e shrimp dolly what did you do with the money

oh my god it's like john these are not funny jokes. Watching Boba bleed each shrimp is not a thing anymore. It's funny too, because this, just, you can analyze this bit and how bad his writing is, how bad the execution is, trying to ask Julie or whatever. But then you have to remember, Richard O'Hita is watching this and supposed to make some sort of judgment about it. Right, and meanwhile, John is holding a foxhole.

And John is singing along with Pink Floyd as if this is this big triumphant moment. Yeah. And this is all going down. It just makes him look ridiculous. Well, it's a, it's a hat on a hat for John and because now he's just calling him a pussy for not talking to him at all.

Right. Yeah. Makes no sense. Makes no sense. Makes no sense. And I didn't even play the first part of the show. There was all John's like dental Trump fantasies and oh, Donald Trump's gonna get taken down. It's like, Jen, even saying this for six years now.

I think it's gonna be over. Anyway, he might not be president anymore. I know there's gonna be a time. But. So the next segment that I wanted to do, but we are totally out of time, is I wanted to play Chad Zumak's performance on the Kevin Brennan roast.

I gotta tease it. Now I have to tease it, because we just don't have time to do it right now. This next guy, boy, boy, Kevin, you kind of gave this guy a career. He was nobody, he came to New York City, and now he's nobody. Please welcome Chad Zuma, everybody! How's it?

Thank God Chad. Huh? Thank you, Chad. How old is this? He's not as fat in this video Also, is it a bit why is he playing the Chappelle show music is that like a joke? I don't kill it. Oh, he probably did tell to play that because Kevin's brother wrote on that show Oh, okay, that's yeah, okay, that would make sense, I guess. Thank you. One more time for Aaron Berg, everybody!

The only Canadian Jew that thought he was passed by the Comedy Cellar. That's just for him. Be always good to have your first joke be an inside joke that nobody gets. Even the even the insiders didn't seem to get it. Yeah, even Aaron Bergs like, what do you mean? Good job, Chad. Good style. How many seller? That's just for him. Be sure to check out all his tour dates at Roger Paul dot com I'm playing with the Mac of the room mouth noises than this guy his lips are always smacking. He's breathing He's always out of breath. He's always making a lot of noises. He doesn't seem like he's in good shape

And then he claims so he says another bomb that I don't get either and he claims he's Performing for the back of the room. Oh yeah. You know, oh, well, the management gets it. Well, that's where the cool kid's at. Yeah. This is for the back of the bus. We're all be later. I'm fine.

I come. I'm playing to the back of the room right now. People say Aaron Berg looks like the Beggle Boss. The only difference is the Beggle Boss. The only difference is the Beggle Boss went viral and Aaron Berg's a faggot. Jesus. I mean, I'm going to pause it there. There's not for censorship, but there's just no call for that.

There's eight more minutes of this that we'll have to get to it in a later time, because I'm just running way out of time. But that's a horribly crafted joke right there. I mean, what an age lord. Wow. EG is this guy. Oh, watch out. Aaron Bergs and Epsilon.

Wow. I hope you haven't damaged my reputation so much that he's gonna call me uncool for being on here. Yeah. Well, you know what cool people do is they hang out with all the hot chicks. And in lieu of that, we have Vic on the show today. Hey, Vic.

Hi, Carl. Just because you saw Pony again doesn't mean that I'm ugly. That's true. Pony is a sight to be seen. That is for sure. Too good for this world. Now, Vic, I want to say you are coming off your triumphant victory at the roast battle. Yeah. All right, I'm asking actually, how to do with the roast battle? No, I did win.

You did! So I got a 100 buckaroni. Congratulations. Hello. That's very impressive. No. It's still Virginia. I'm proud of you. Oh, thank you. Good job. All right. Everybody, let's get ready.

It's time for everyone's favorite game show. To catch a dabbler. Are you ready to play? To catch a dabbler. Be on the balcony as I did. One with Tammy Pescatelli, that immediately the trolls put up on on the hate sites, which I immediately then had to make it private. I know it upset a couple of people, a couple of my Patreon friends,

but you know what, if you guys are gonna pay for it, why then should these lunatics be able to get it for free? Because I don't believe that's right. I don't believe it's fair. Why then should these lunatics be able to get it for free? Because I don't believe that's right, I don't believe it's fair, and in my estimation, it's a bad business. So for me, if I hear that it's being posted everywhere, I make it private.

But if I can't, and and they have it out, there's nothing I can do. So please don't be mad at me. I don't personally care if it's out there, but I do care because if you're gonna pay for it, I just don't think it's right. I don't even know how sites like Reddit are allowed to let them post content from another show and get away with it. Now, I understand that the term fair use, but that's not fair use. They're literally just posting a whole show without commentary. Without, you know, third of the screen minimized, no, they just post my show and shame on you, Reddit,

and all the other sites that allow that to happen. And we all know what those hate sites are. I don't go on them. I refuse to And I don't ever want to What I really want to say next I don't really want to I wouldn't either if there's a site where everyone's just clouding me Nod stop and they're all funnier than I am. I would go out those sites either, that sucks. It'd be fun for you. If only he was a bit more than a vice-back then.

Right. Alright, what does John say next? Here are your choices. Number one, let someone on Twitter sends me the links. I don't click it because you know, I don't want them to get clicks. Be, because it's just a bunch of losers who have nothing better to do than hate. Next, I don't even know how to get on Reddit. Probably just gives your computer a virus or something it definitely makes you dumb for it sites like that with right wing loons that got the dough

tart elected spreading lies and hate I mean I don't even think they should be allowed in this country lastly I did have to go on once for research, but you know, just to send links to report for copyright infringers to cash, a dabber. I have to say a lot of possibilities. There's a few in there that I feel could be the answer. That's a tough one. I'm gonna go number one

I'll explain why after the fact blind Mike. What do you think? I was all it was number one the Twitter one I don't want to click given the clicks. Yeah, yeah That's the one that sends me the wings, but I don't click on them. It sounds the most realistic And I know that's probably not the way the game is played, but that does send the most realistic Vic what say you I'll do the second one What was that? I just wrote most realistic. So, right. Vick, what's say you? I'll do the second one. What was that? I just wrote losers hate. Ah, yes, right.

They just watched the losers. Mike, you went with number one? Yeah. Yes. I wanted to go with number one. I've been wrong about 18 times in a row. I'm going with number four right wing moons. Okay.

I thought number five was also extremely plausible. The reason why I went with number one is because I think maybe Cardiff was the person who was sending John all the links, whatever. So it was a funny John, really good kind of dude. You gotta see this. And you gotta stop sending me these links,

which is why Cardiff got blocked. I think it's a sense. For a long time, Cardiff was like, he was a big fan of his other job, which was reporting on the news. And the job got wise, he was like, wait a second, this guy just keeps sending me. My good friend, Mr. Alex. Back when John could get wise about things.

That could be a ride, let's find out. I don't go on that, my refuse to. I never do. And I don't ever want to. refused to. I never do. And I don't ever want to. Because it's just a bunch of losers who have nothing better to do than hate. That's the way they were brought up to just hate.

Wow. Then you got to feel bad for them. Speaking of people brought up on hate. To catch a dabbler. Bonus time. Maybe Carl a dabbler. bonus time. bonus. Maybe Carl can win this one. Okay. You know, people brought up on hate. What did John say next? Here are your choices. Rick death sentence. Julie A. Gar.

Donald Trump, Parkface, Marjorie, trailer, green to cash. A downwork. Well, Vick, you are the winner, but I'm going to go with Trump on this one. What's a you, Mike? I think based on the time that I think this is, it's gotta be Trump, right? Because this is probably a few years ago. Trump or Marjorie? Marjorie Trailer Green, yeah. You know, for parody sake, I'll go Marjorie Trailer Green.

Okay. Vic. I'm gonna go with Marjorie. Okay, producer Chris. Uh, Donald Trump. Speaking of people brought up on hate, uh, Donald Trump. Ah, this.

That's all for this man. Come back next week to find out if you are man enough to catch a dabbler. Now, I understand that the term fair use, but that's not fair use. Well done, Karen. Very good. All right, well, Vic, congratulations. Yeah. Thank you. Really wins in a row. Everything's coming up vitally. It seems like. Do you have your hair appointment all set up? I do on Saturday at nine. This is this is good news. People are very excited and a lot of anticipation. Oh, yeah, I forgot about it. I do on Saturday at nine. This is good news.

People are very excited and anticipation. Oh, yeah, I forgot about it. Is this gonna be some bit where, like, she shows her boobs and it's Stuttering John and OP on her chest or something? If it is, she's fired. That's not a funny bit by world. Not cool.

All right, Mike, I want to thank you so much for coming on the show. This has been a lot of fun. It was a pleasure. Yes, I'm sorry we didn't get to the chat zoo mock stuff. Oh shit, you know what? Before I do that, I got to do a I'm sorry. I am flying out to Orlando tomorrow. Gonna be part of Chrissy Mayor's content house. And on Saturday we're gonna do the show regular time, 2 p.m. Eastern. I don't know what the setup's gonna be like.

I'm hoping that I can get shit to work. We'll find out. I don't know, I mean, they're gonna have stuff there, I assume. And I don't know who's gonna co-host with me. I'm gonna grab whoever's around. And we might check this out. I hope that we do both are you ready for your headliner Thank you so much, everyone Please this is overwhelming.

Jimber or sold out next door. I have literally seven people here. This is not a good scene. This is not good at all. How are you? Sold out. Nobody looked around. This is hot.

It's a hot night. That is a very uncomfortable chance. You might have from last week and purple showed up with a bokeh To watch Chad perform to seven people. That sounded like a cool crew Yeah, he makes more money from company than all the other comedians. I know combined Impressive, which is very impressive and you know what? He plays sold out shows when you know the headliner is a famous person. He's funny. When he's the headliner, not so much. So I have the entire audio of his stand-up show. He was the headliner. He did under 30 minutes,

which is frowned upon. You used to work at a comedy club. Yeah. But there's seven people there. Like, whatever. Yeah, let's get the checks out. Let's call today I don't want to pay for electricity anymore. Let's get these people out of here Let's call so we have that to listen to I also have this 60 minute rant that he did on a recent episode About yours truly and Chrissy, you know, so I don't know, we'll figure it out, we'll figure something out. Is that a good, pretty good tease? I don't even know what's going to happen.

Yeah, I'm very. Oh, it's fantastic. Mike, thanks for coming on the show. People should check out the Blind Mike project and of course, why are you laughing? Yes, thank you, buddy. Yeah. Why are you laughing actually going up tomorrow? I think this episode is Robin Williams, which is a better episode than I expected it to

be. And you can all the free links and our Patreon or a blind mic.net. No merch there as well. Excellent. Yes. Very good. How's it look? Let's see what I did there. How would I know? I got you. I've got another two months of Carl knowing me to get hack-blorn jokes from him. six months of Carl knowing me to get hack blind jokes from Vic anything you want to promote any other big gigs coming out now that you're the queen of comedy and roasts I know I'll just be crying on Saturday because I won't see beautiful Chris. Oh Chris will not be there. I know the pressing maybe I'll bring a cardboard cut out. Sure. Actually, be more active than the real one. Flat Chris. All right. Please, George is going to next time it might be the episode we find out what's for a

Hordeley's podcast. Sleep well every part of the party in the most fits of morning radio. Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. All right. That's the official under the show. Everyone can turn it off now. Vic, your time to shine. Oh, that's good. I'll bring two reviews. Perfect. It's a long show. It is.

This one is Don't Support This Show by Chugs of Boy. He said they threatened to give my credit card information to Chad Zumak. Please don't support this show by Chugs of Boy. He said they threatened to give my credit card information to Chad Zumak. Please don't. Perfect. That sounds like a five-star. It is. I love it. This last one is to handle by Austin. He says, hey, Hannah moved from Maine to Charlotte at the beginning of 2022. I have two dogs and was a blind mic fan before w he as Mike is nicer than Carl. Can we go to Sullivan's? Thanks, but I see. Attrapute you want to listen for your podcasting skills.

Nice. He's a very nice man. Seems like a good boy. Thanks Mike. Thanks for spreading the word. I appreciate that, buddy. You got my pleasure. Is that a five star as well, Vic?

That is a five star. I love it. I love it. We're killing it. Okay, we don't have a ton of voice smells today Let's check out what's going on. Oh shit. I even put the new voice smells on the board. Let's find out. What does it sound like? You know, I have to say with Howard Stern, you know, you've the kind of asshole that will lock himself in the mansion and then... Nope, those are that's last week's. Hold on. Hold on. A professional podcast or Carl? I have to say, so I've to school the fans of this show because as someone who showed

up five minutes early for the show, this poor man is a beaten dog. He's terrified of you people with the technology. I would have some technical problems. I don't know if you could know about that. But be nicer to him. It's been a thing. That's why they call you nice, Mike. You're just a fucking asshole. That's right, Mike. I'm like, show right now on this head, but I'd be like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ah, I can lose her. All right, let's check this out. This is animal from Pennsylvania. Hey, Carl, is animal from Pennsylvania? Once again, this is a follow-up to the previous voicemail about appeasing the fans for, um, yeah, just whatever that fuck up in New York City. It's whatever it is. Oh,

no, but the point is I mentioned about revisiting Twister Filley. I found the perfect guess you can do it because it was the same thing as far as me personally. Lewis, Jay, mother fucking rattlesnake Gomez. No joke, dude. When I was looking at your backlog when I first found you, you did that episode. It was fucking funny. Lewis was a fucking champ, took it. I actually listened to that episode and I listened to Realize Pockets after that. No joke. He was entertaining before. Have the same problems you mentioned. Every episode after that solid. He was funnier, Zach made more jokes, talked more. He's even done some ho...he's even hosted a few times while Lewis was off. Actually a good host. Good guests, call on out guests, make a fun of his staff. If they fuck up, you literally

did make him better. And he literally did like you and would love to be a guest. You mentioned to be a guest I don't know what the fuck happened, but dude Make it happen do that follow up Lucia Gomez Carl hamburger twisted Philly revisit make that bitch Suffer because you know that Puerto Rican Rouse. They're just gonna make it hurt do it Hell hamburger Wow and Ralph's next gonna make it hard. Do it! Kill him, brother. Wow. So according to Animal from Pennsylvania,

I made the Real-S podcast a better show with Mike Riticks. I'll choose to believe that. I'll make some other joke. Yep, that's true. Yeah. Time for a victory lap. Of course I did. Lucia Gomez did steal my cane

and throw it into the crowd. It's skanked. Oh, did he really? I messed up, but I'm a big fan of them. So my It's hard. Doesn't gas digital have their own blind mic? Yeah, he that's gay blind mic who I believe. So when they discovered him, Kevin Clancy from barstool was on and they were like, this is our intern blind

mic and he said, we have a blind mic. So I think they started calling him gay blind mic. And he's also a virgin or something like that. That's gay. Yeah. So this guy, Animal Repetzel Mania, made a bunch of phone calls and he called back to complain about Dick Masterson, which is how he found our show as through Dick. So I didn't want to play that.

And then he called back a third time to talk to Kevin. But this was on Saturday night. He doesn't realize we recorded Saturday afternoon. And so he was calling thinking I was going to play it for Kevin. But anyways, a big fan of Kevin and he appreciated Kevin for starting the show back in the day. And it was fun having Kevin back on the show. It really was. It's passed up. So hopefully we do it more often with them. All right. Carl, I just got done listening to the Dixho cross over bonus episode where you guys were going over that dark history podcast with that child talking woman.

And I noticed the same thing too. I actually floated the theory on the Dixho's voicemail line after the last bonus episode where you guys were talking about child is that I think it was a financial feminist girl was but I I'm living here too because I think I'm on the right track with this. I think that women like that talk so childishly or acts of childishly because women unlike a convinced at this point that women are one third mentally their physical age. So if you're dealing with a 30-year-old woman, you're dealing with mentally a 10-year-old. Basically, the whole point behind this is that I think for the voting age for women should be, you know, up to 54. Maybe 36 would be heavier. Anyway, I love the show. Call me back. All right, it's a raw conclusion there. So that

would make Vic like, what, seven or eight years old. Yeah, it's perfect. It sounds just got way hotter. I kind of like that theory. I'm not I'm not completely against it. There might be something. I'm all for taking away women's rights I shouldn't be in the military just fucking all I want to do is stay at home. I can handle a beating. It's fine I just fucking, all I wanna do is stay at home. I can handle a beating, it's fine. That's why we love you, Vic. You're a realist. And we appreciate that. I do think it's funny to the guys like,

no, the reason why these women are exo-challenges is because they're like a third of their age. And the way that we found Vic was thinking that she was a child and a boy. And a boy was a godforsaken. Yeah, which used to call it to the show. So, I'll check out to me. I don't know that story and you want someone asked it

on a previous episode and you were like, anyone who listens to this show knows that story and just pulls on and I was like, I guess I'm a fucking moron, huh? Yeah. I don't know see people know like the deep lore. I believe that the collar, no, it was tab-burnt. That's what happened.

Yeah. Someone was like, what's up with Vic? Why is she on the show? And tabs tab burt. That's what happened. Yeah, someone was like what's up with Vic Why is she on the show and tabs like right everyone fucking knows By the way, I should I should give a shout out to my boy tab of all the people tell me what I should have done differently in New York Tabs the one guy who sent me know that was like, you know what, you're right. That is the problem that I had. And I bought a component. It hasn't come in yet. Okay.

But I think I might solve my problems. Don't give me that look. Producer Chris, I didn't even get a chance. You don't buy it. You're not buying it. All right. Speaking of live shows. Hey, Carl.

Just calling in after listening to the crossover with tds uh... dick and uh... first off your idiot when they asked you if you listen to our love any true crime the fact the fact that you didn't fucking say creep off then he should slice you again for that makes no goddamn sense i know in the pay thing but still you're stupid. You always fuck that up. But beyond that, please, please, please, please. Philly is the absolute best choice. Not only for your next show,

but if you combine something with Dick, he's got tons of East Coast Dick heads. I think he was already proven when he first did the road rage shows. Personally, I'm right between both you and Philly so I would really love doing that. I want to help support you guys. Fucking A. Dude, I know you've been told by other people. Anyways, don't ever call me. So some of the suggestions, because we put it out there, where should we do? WTP, Dick Show, Cross Over Live show, and we suggested Philadelphia and I've got LaWada Philly coming back. Denver has been thrown out. Vegas has

been thrown out a few times and I think Philly might be the winner. I think we're looking at like early April going to Philly. Love it. Is the Dick show. Who are these be in the next episode. We're gonna be in the next episode. We're gonna be in the next episode. We're gonna be in the next episode. We're gonna be in the next episode. We're gonna be in the next episode. We're gonna be in the next episode. We're gonna be in the next episode.

We're gonna be in the next episode. We're gonna be in the next episode. We're gonna be in the next episode. We're gonna be in the next episode. We're gonna be in the next episode. We're gonna be in the next episode. we're adding a bunch more for this show we got a lasers and holograms she's not working to fuck everything out ok victus is your biggest comedy fan i know you have a lot of big fans out there is your biggest comedy fan

this is the podcast friend a new ghost writer and if we need to come to the roast dolly fucking club footed cunt. This be all the motherfuckers and destroy the fat guy. There was a guy there who goes by meat hammer and he reminded me of one of my mom's 4x husbands. Anyway, fuck you. They're not being there. And Vic, I eat you out too. But I'm at least a 6.5. Call me back. And you're saying, all right. So where is Carl getting all these young female listeners?

I'm definitely gonna make that's weird question. All right, so you're finally to show the talks about Stuttering John. Has, you know what, they get really wet. We talk about OP and then we start talking about Stuttering John, they're like, whoa, they just melt. So, Vick, your friend came out to see you do the rose battle. And six.

Oh, yes, he did. That's awesome. There's, I mean, there is a guy named Meat Hammer. And he reminds me a lot of you, Carl. He's just a disgusting old man who just tries to get like every female in the room to fucking. You talking about producer Chris? Hey.

Yeah. Of course. I haven't been Jean and I love it. All right, so, Vic, this is to you. And this person brings up a very good point right here. Hey, Vic, you fucking bitch. Your friend was nice enough to call to lie about you being funny and good at comedy.

But you're not nice enough just to lie about you being funny and good at comedy but you're not nice enough just to lie and say she's hot fucking rude. That's a really good point. All I asked you is if you would eat her ass hot you're like eh that's a lot. Actually eat her ass hot. It's a radio 101 Michael tie in the 8th to radio what a what Michael time you're a carl i got on this show because i'm so nice and i'm kind of that's a good point um... the cal photographer called back at a cat that a uh... top of the area i think the most off put a part of that weekend for a bit was when i made her to down and listen to me read uh... from the

second chapter of my comp because she's Jewish and I kind of forgot that the time so you know my bad thing I'm sorry but I'm not. He was reading Hitler's book to you? Wow that was... I got a little spicy that we kept. Hold on, I'm not thinking serious for a second. Vic is a Jewish woman. Do you know that Carl associates with Anthony Cumin? He does? He does. Oh no. And Nancy Subite the Monster.

With his nose, I thought he was a Jew all this time. I had a fool. I had a fool. I had a fool. I had a fool. I had a fool. It's a Jew in this world. It's crazy.

All right. Let's see. Two more here. Any car with me? A big fan. Just out getting a burrito. Call and say you're doing a great job. Hold on. I'm just going to say a few words too.

Hey, you can't say it like that. Hey, are you the WAP burrito guy? You are. Oh, I'm in. Sorry, I got to go. Bye. Now, you might think that that's just kind of a silly one-off phone call. But what was happening? Well, that guy was calling me is the burrito guy was also calling me at the exact same time. And what just played out happened from a different perspective. Fuck. I'll just get a burrito and you can suck my asshole.

I'll just get a burrito and you can suck my asshole. You're the W-A-G for the inside? You're a fiction. Really? I'm in. Let's go. Okay. Oh, yeah. I'm never having a burrito again. Oh, yeah. Oh

I'm never having a burrito again You're a cut girl That's pretty well layered nuanced bit. Yeah, pretty good Some people call in three or four times a row and they go, oh, sorry about that last call. I'm trying to get it. And they fuck up again. This guy had the fucking bit planned out. He got it from both angles.

He got the script written out. Yeah, never broke. Never broke character. There weren't any like fuck up phone calls. He just nailed it. And I do appreciate that. That's pretty well done. So people are saying that they're gonna go check out Uncle Rico

I think Uncle Rico show is going on Shuley, yes, if I wanted to go on Uncle Rico tonight. He's Tom Myers again Yeah, what is that what is that can't compete? I'm not gonna show with Tom Myers. Oh Julie what a dream What are you supposed to do with that? Yeah, I don't get it is because this Tom join in on bashing John. That's a weird meta bit that they're doing Yeah, it doesn't make sense to me But might supposed to just sit back and just wait for Tom to fail and go good one

I didn't hear that time. Can you repeat that one? So that we're going to transplant. So I don't know what the top would say that again. I think that was pretty funny. I mean, I should go on. All right. Hold on.

I'm going to go on. I'll go recap. All right. Thank you again, Mike. Great time. We got a talk you and I. we got to figure out this new show. All right, we're gonna do, I'm excited about it. Beautiful.

I can't wait to do the live show, you and me, in Anchorage, Alaska. Oh, that'll be an animation. I'm not driving to that live. We got a big solid. It's still there to show. You got seven people. Yeah.

It's the whole city to come out for this month. If you put me in a car and drive it enough circles, you can tell me where anyway. Yeah. It makes like, I can smell the park. We're not going to last. Yeah. Yeah.

All right, Vic. Thank you so much for coming on today. Always a pleasure. It is always a pleasure for all of us. And we look forward to the photo shoot this weekend. Yeah. Are you gonna call in on Saturday, do you think? Yeah.

Pursu likely. All right, crying on the show. We're getting an update from behind Saturday, then. Fantastic. Very good. Who's stupid fucking blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Chris, why did you play that? Jeez. Okay, folks, guess what? Who's stupid fucking blah blah blah blah? Chris, why did you play that? Jesus.

Okay, folks, guess what? The episodes? Oh, wow! I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. That was a great episode. That was really great.