Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep356 - Chad Zumock's Stand Up

Episode Date: October 30, 2022

Chad Zumock has been doing everything he can to get our attention. Well, he wins. We tried to get through his stand up set and didn't even get a third of the way through. It's so bad. But that's just my opinion, I could be wrong. I'm hanging at Chrissie Mayr's content house so we had Anthony Cumia, Chrissie Mayr, Jenny Jingles, Alex Stein, and Missy B. all sit in with us. We also break down the latest Beer on the Balcony where Stuttering John didn't have a guest so he listed movies he kind of remembers. Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Normally I wouldn't do this out of Maine. This would be like a bonus show kind of thing. But Chad is declared he's the funniest fucking guy in the world. Wow, not just Florida anymore. Not just Florida anymore. I mean, basically what he said was, he wanted to come to the show that you guys did.

Orlando and I, there's the night, which is amazing. It's hilarious. And Gina was funny. That's how good the show that you guys did. Orlando and Bob Thursday night, which is great. Amazing. And Gina was funny. That's how good she was funny. And yeah, Chad thought he could go there and tear it up if we just would have let him. He's going to be the funniest comedian in the whole room. He said that multiple times.

I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. And now he's saying that the room was heavily papered and there were many empty seats. It's there weren't. There's so many video and photos of the night. I knew you were going to have with Chan.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Last night on Twitter, I was kind of giving them a, what have you? You see, he's just such an imbecile. Yeah. And any, he thinks very much of himself. And that's a very good thing. He's very secure, he's so insecure.

But the way he tweets out things, it comes off like he's not very secure. He's so insecure, but the way he tweets out things, it comes off like he's a uber confident. And I just like knocking him down to a respectable Chad Zuma level that he should people longs at because he's terrible. He's not funny. He put out some kind of special. The dry bar special. Oh, putting the special inside. Remember the trailer for it. We watch the trailer and he's just like, this Walmart, now the street, crazy. Yeah.

Oh, I get it. Wow. Crazy Walmart. I said crazy. White trash. Yeah. Exactly. He's a hack.

All right. So let's prove that right now because my buddy Purple, who also taped Southern John stand-up set from the Bokeh Black Box, was at the Bokeh Black Box back in October 21st, just a little over a week ago. And he said there were seven people there. Seven people, and it was heavily, heavily papered. It's like seven people. Six of them got in for free.

Yeah. And let's also remember, Chad has said he makes more money from standup then Chrissy and Gino I forget on me people he said everyone combined his including stolen credit cards in the tally there. I think so what's the credit limit on this one? I made more buddy based on this credit limit. So Chad obviously needs a friend. He's he's not doing well because he claims that he sells out shows. And Jim Brewer sells out shows. Yeah, Jim Florentine gets people to the shows. So he's all not there. What those artists, BFF, these aren't like his best friends that he's just hanging out with. These are just, he's just featuring for people and claiming that they're buds.

Oh yeah. Well, I hear tell he, they share management, right? Yeah. So obviously the manager agent, whatever it is, wants him on the same bill because then he gets whatever percentage of that. So of course, you want all of

people you're representing. You're representing together. It's not florentine going, oh, we need Chad Zuma. He's fantastic. You know how the forerunce he doesn't care who opens for Vinnie Paulino open for all the other. He's just recently. That's how I know that.

Chad has a manager. I don't have a manager. What the fuck is there to manage? What are you managing? Yeah. Someone from a record AV. He needs a lawyer. Yeah. No, but a manager. All right. let's get into it. Here we go. Yeah. All right, go. Are you ready for your headliner tonight? Woo.

I don't think so. You can do better than that. I said, Boba, are you ready for your headliner? No, you can't. Yeah. Yeah. You want to try our special. Get it up for Jack.

This is the drive-ar special. No. This is him at the Bookeh Black Box last week. Oh, God. Somebody recorded. Yeah, that would be pretty sad if this was a special. Oh, God. I would be surprised.

Yeah, because even without the video, you could tell there's no one there. Well, right, you can tell. But the drive-bar special was interesting because there was like 80 people in the room and none of them knew who Chad was. So it's obviously a thing where it's like, they give away tickets.

Right, right. There'm going to smash your... I'm going to smash your whole... We'll get a couple of drinks. Please comment hangout. Oh my God. We're time to laugh. Thank you so much, everybody. Thank you.

Please sit down. Please, this is overwhelming. Jim and I are sold out next door. I have literally seven people here. Not? This is not a good scene. See, we can turn the AC up. This is not a good scene. This is not a good scene. See, we can turn the AC door. I have literally seven people here. Not.

This is not a good scene. I think it's her, they see up. This is not a good scene. Oh. That's bad. It's so brutal. Especially when he's bragging about selling out. Yeah, yeah. He's like Jim forging sold out, but no one cares about me.

Right. Yeah. That's why I haven't listened to this yet. Anthony, I have a prediction. Every laugh he gets going to be self-deprecating humor. Talk about it. Oh, yeah. That's what he is because otherwise. How are you? Sold out. Nobody looked around. This is hot. It's hot night at this fucking door.

You would think that he would have material ready to go for when nobody had a show. No, he didn't purple there. Oh, okay. That's an angel tray. A clenabest in recording. Yeah, right. Exactly. He doesn't want this going to go.

No. Eating at this point. What am I doing in my life? I want to thank radio and Shaq for this equipment. That's pretty cool, right? I'm like a DJ. What is he doing? is a quick man. That's pretty cool, right? I'm like a DJ. What is he doing?

I'm a floor I'm really cupping the microphone in his hand. Oh boy. To make noise. What you want to do when you start your your standup set is annoy the shit of everyone. That is a good thing. So they will not be rooted for you in any single way. That's great. Feedback is good thing. People not be rooted for you in any single way. That's great. Feedback is good noises.

I moved here two years ago. Thank you. Yeah. You were at that time. Yeah, I was looking at Los Angeles, California. I was looking there. I was chasing a dream and died. I was trying to just have one to show. He's doing something John

of Pratcha. Yeah, this seems like off Broadway. Yeah, that way off. Four ball dreams died. I went from trying to make it Hollywood, looking at Tampa, Florida, possibly wanting to own a babe shop. I don't know what I'm doing there. It's Florida's great. Oh

Wow, wow, wow, Shuckle. Oh nothing. Oh, I think a vape shop of ape shop, you know, and then he moves on So you thought just mentioning vape shop would get a laugh. We got a laugh. Yeah, it's topical pretty good You know, people of vaping. I love it. Florida. I'm committed. I got criminal charges. Sun pass. Take Casey Anthony. What's I would put on the sun pass first on that joke.

He's trying to relate to Floridians by saying he's dating Casey Anthony. Right. Well, I do think that a lot of humor comes from reality. Yeah. And the criminal cases, that is true. There you go. Criminal cases. It's time to do that.

Yeah. Is Casey Anthony the one that has the order of protection against the problem? What? I read about on his lengthy rap sheet. Oh, fuck. Wow. You were diving into that rap sheet.

I didn't realize. Oh, it's so good. I knew about the DUI that got him from Cleveland, his radio gig. I knew about the credit card thing. Yeah, but he's a stock. There's so much more. The get stock. Delicious.

Delicious stalking and violating an order of protection. No, it's not a laugh. Okay. It's in his criminal record. These are convictions. And he played guilty to all of the credit card charges. Like, he talks about it's a call. I don't know. Stay to right. Yeah. It's else you would pay out the nose for lawyer fees. And everything that comes after that. That's a tool. Paul. I don't want to kiss.

You guys are weird. This guy is by himself tonight. He's going to kill me. Someone that girl that's laughing loud. Yeah, has to be someone that knows him. She's a plant. Yeah, yeah, he's someone just a chuckle and all the jokes. Right. And by the way, he's probably talking about purple. He's like, there's a guy here by himself who wants to kill me. He's like, no, he's just filming. Oh, yeah, he's a devler. Yeah, he's a devler.

Just wants to get this audio for us. Thanks, purple. You're the best. What are you from? Are you like recording me for red? Oh, man. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you. That is perfect right there. He's like, what's going on right now? Do you know who are these podcasts? Are you friends with Chrissy Mayer? That reminds me of the contract to him, Stone. I told you I was sick. That's what he just did.

Right, Grace. He's like, oh, dude, are you recording me? I got to back that up. Trevor, can I do this? Oh no. Are you from, are you like recording me for red? I'm not. Are you from Bokka?

Bokka? So how are you? I'm going to be. Do you think people are traveling into seeing a standup? So he's like, I'm from down the street. What do you think I came from? Yeah, I flew from Denver to catch the genius. That is. Yeah, where are you from?

I went from the UK. Yeah. So you're not Vegas. Yeah. I'm born like there for that. Destiny. Hey, friends. I just want to get murdered tonight. Got to pay, you got to pay me for that. Oh, wow, Kingston. That's why I'm saying that. I can neither confirm nor deny. Okay. I don't know who said that.

Shout out to Seattle and a chat. Thank you with Super Chat. This is so bad. It did sound like whoever was talking was the one recording it because he was much louder than chat. Oh yeah. Yeah. That's not a good life fight. Anyways. I live in Tampa, Florida. I've got some weird place. People are always like, what's in Tampa, Florida? I'm like the greatest fucking place of all time. And they have all my eaters.

They have the greatest tourist attraction of all time. Best tourist attraction of all time in Florida. What do you think of this? Or Disney World? No, you don't want to do this? I've never had a stand up before. I'm down there. I mean, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well,

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Yeah, usually what's that starting with a bunch of crowd work? This isn't going anywhere. Don't you need a crowd to do crowd work? Yeah, it's just work. It just sounds like work.

This might be a work. You need to go now. It just sounds like work. This might be a work. You need to go now. It's a better show. It's a shit show. I can't believe his confidence. It's just what he's actually doing. There's rules here on the doors. There's no shirt, no shoes, no service. Now at the Tampa Walmart and Dale Maverick, you can walk and make it and possibly be Joe Matthew within three weeks.

Drew, what's going on, buddy? Are you making me nervous? People are saying you're fucking with stuff. What's going on? There's no sound. Everything's bad. Yeah, then don't touch it. Everything's working.

I saw it said someone in the chat was like a couple of people that the sound went out, but yeah, for a second. Okay. Okay. Okay. Better shmetter. Just. Oh, I just take our word. Chansu mocks bobbing. It's. Let's keep listening. Let's hear about it's chance to do much. There's no making it better. This is actually the edited. Yeah. is no making it better. Yeah. This is actually the edited version. Yeah.

Well, when your own video works or not, there's just as many laughs. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How has Kitt's husband, once in a Tampa Walmart, and Dillon Amory never returned to? He's not dead. He's an old and group. Thank you for laughing. I want to do the Tampa Walmart. I don't know. Oh, no, an oven. Oh, no. They don't have toilet papers.

Is 1987? Yeah, I don't even know what that means. That doesn't make any sense. And then he bought an oven mitt like two. And then he bought an oven mitt. And then he bought an oven mitt. And then he bought an oven mitt.

And then he bought an oven mitt. And then he bought an oven mitt. And then he bought an oven mitt. And then he bought an oven mitt. And then he bought an oven mitt. And then he bought an oven mitt. And then he bought an oven mitt. And then he bought an oven mitt. And then he bought an oven mitt. And then he bought an oven mitt. And then he bought an oven man. Oh, no. They don't have toilet paper since 1987. Yeah, I don't even know what that means. That doesn't make any sense. And then he bought an oven mitt like he wipes the

one. But it's an oven mitt. Yeah. And that got the oh, no, from the girl on the crowd. You did. She's crazy. I guess he'll go there. Watch out. He'll go there. If he's doing Walmart material, who knows where he's going to go. Yeah, this is the 18 plus performance that we got. I want to check out the Tampa Walmart and Dale Maybray. I saw the most welcome. The Florida moment. I had an experience. There was a 400 pound white panel. So sweet. Choose have a white meter on that barely clear the C cut movies. The fact that he was smoking a cigarette and doors did not tell me off with from the office is trapped in that said hoogies how many shows you're in that so I think up boobies white

theater smoking and stuff like every fucking things like get it. There's supposed to be a laugh at every one of those. How do the people there know when to even chuckle? Right. I'm hearing him talking and then there's these moments that you hear. I don't know where the jokes are. Yeah, I have no idea where the jokes are. People in the crowd are like, you know what, when he stops talking, is when I'll laugh. That's the best

My neighbor Where you guys from here? You're from here. Yeah, they're all from here. Again, where are you ladies from? Everyone's from here. I'm from outside. You pay me 20 bucks to come in. I'm from that Walmart.

You're dying. Drew, I do appreciate a nice hand job, but not right now. That is so fucking funny. Where are you from here? Yeah, we're not flying in to see the likes of Ted Zuma. He would say, do you probably watch his quarantine and brewer say this thing? Yeah, way from.

Yeah, right. And the people actually respond with, uh, the Arizona. Well, after yelling in the pool all night, I got that natural. Last that foreign team has how many miles did you drive like five? You went in the pool. What do you, what are you eight years old? You're your swimmies, I'm your children going. I went from Long Island. Long Island? And it was a little bit different from here. Same different.

Same, I'm originally from Cleveland, Ohio. Really? I was careful. Wow, that's the best reaction that's ever got. Oh, no! Woo! You can't agree to speak. You went to Canada? That's right, Wes. I know.

You do? Holy shit! I have a fan. I have a fan in both your retina Golden flesh Better at testing university. Yeah, I get why he shocked by this I get it But actually you've been there before right right right. What's not to the the touchdown dance because there's one person who's there on purpose Shit money he's spiking the ball. It's like I mean You're down by 60 is obsessed with Kent. Yeah, yeah, and you know we walked in there

The people walked in there not knowing who the fuck he is. They just said all right. Well, there's comedy here tonight Let's watch some comedy. And then they were gravely disappointed because this is one of the things you guys did the show with the Oraino improv. Yeah. And Chad's like, I got a show there coming up. Yes. Yeah. And he was bragging about that. He's like, Oh, I could be there. I got a show coming up. So I took a photo of this show because they're promoting it on the big screen before your guys show started. And it's interesting. It's not build as Chad Zumak. Uh-huh. It's called grown ass man. That's a big one. He's got Chad and some other guy. It's November 9th,

which we just discovered as a Wednesday. Oh, but he gives me shit for doing clubs. He weekdays. Wednesday show called grown ass man boy. A Wednesday show. Okay, he doesn't even get billing. All right. He was talking about how everybody at the Orlando improv is a friend of his. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He knows all his like a spies.

So we talked to all of them and they told him how, you know, there's empty seats and paper at the room. And meanwhile, you know, any picture you look at from the other night. The picture that he posted is, yeah, yes, it's past. It's like he's past. He has opened mics on his list of days. Oh, no. Oh, boy.

Well, he's given back to the community, the kind of thing. The dabblers. I'll show you guys how it's done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many minutes do you want Walmart? I'll you guys how it's done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many minutes do I wallmarked? I'll show you how it's done. That is. You were like, what is a general size major?

Like, I don't know. I don't think you've got about a general size major. You generally don't get a good job on college with that degree. That's what I've learned. You're like, you explain what it is. The best I can come up with is I may may not qualify me as a manager and hot topic. I don't know. When did you want to get to take the university?

29, 99. 99. I think I'll graduate 2001. Oh, I glory day. 2001. I'm glad we did. Yeah. Yeah. That's right people. Is on the show. What's up, buddy? I just want to check in. You're muted. Yeah, yeah. Chad, that's right people. Is on the show. What's up, buddy? I just want to check in.

You're muted. Oh, audio. Am I? No, that doesn't mean anything. Oh, it doesn't. Do we hear? Can we hear me? Awesome. Well, of course, I, of course, I

scooted. We're on a little technical difficulties. I don't want to ruin the flow of the show. Now I can hear myself. Hey, there we go. Now we're on the grind. Now let's make fun of Chad Zuma. Yes.

Yes, because I saw him you know, he was You know Well, it did he really say that he was trying to troll the room is that is that really he wanted your spot He was like I didn't understand why you were booked on the show. I mean you guys should have given to him He's just gonna need shit. Oh, yeah It would have been good it would have served on a platter Best bits ever Jackie the joke man that ruined his relationship with Howard is when they did a Howard Stern Rose Howard supposedly told the audience not to laugh

Jackie yes Jackie went in the next day like you told him I didn't and then Howard's like no, I didn't so we don't know if you really did tell the Wow, he's stunk. I feel like Howard probably did tell the audience But he's where he did and I don't know any he really did tell the Wow, he's stuck. I feel like how it probably did tell the audience, but he's where is it he didn't I don't know I mean never like let him off the hook by saying no, I really did or I really didn't he never said that's brutal But you think Jackie actually stunk it up, but that's like he's a I think yeah One person's laughing after Jackie's jokes jokes. Jackie. Oh, here we go. This dude. John, I mean, we're, yeah, this is

the same setting. John had 12 people. We're comics going to die, including that. He had seven, including for a wow. And shit box theater. And by the way, it's called a theater. I then actually is a theater. It is really. Yeah.

Like tables. You're actually seated in a row. Oh, wow. Looking up at a state. So that's way worse. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I feel it's for a lot of people like a one-man show.

Sure. And this is a one-man show. Yeah, I know. Is that a state of comedy? Love the two-eyed minimum. Wow. That's bad. You can't even kind of make it look like one tables full, right? There's just people speckled people over there speckled in the city of the Hermann theater

I mean this porn theaters just you know clumps of people yeah, yeah I'm probably I've got a point theaters everything I was like only when I get off Carl. I got a jerk in front of a crowd so stupid fucking go How's everyone up in the balcony Can you hear me over the back? Now you live here right? You can't do crowd work without a crowd. Now you get a Italy point of the take.

It takes a crowd. It's in the name. Crowd work. Yeah, Chris he said said, now it's just word. That's why you're to see this nonsense. Did you know the devil is good? That's right. Cool. This guy came here, not a bad group.

So you flew here? We did Ferguson's trick. Oh, business. OK, keep writing shit off. Thank God. I want there. Shit off. God. I want to write this off. I want to like this so bad. I want to at least find like one funny joke. But all right. Cool.

There's nothing. But you know, well, can I say this so badly? I'm like this. I don't do stand-up comedy, but I perform. You try to make it seem like things are going great. Yeah. Oh, regardless, right?

No matter where you are, make it seem like that's the best place to be. This is the place to be. This is the place to be. But there's a difference. There's a difference. There's a difference. There's a difference. There's a difference.

Yeah, there's a difference. You guys are having fun, but there's a difference. You're like bombing in a real show with like a bunch of people there. And bombing in front of like five people. Five people. Oh, yeah. It's almost impossible to make that few of people laugh. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I've seen funny comics. I know, but it's. Yeah, we're the intro rough. When they tell people there, the best comic

is is gonna have a hard time. Yeah, in that atmosphere with only a couple. Why did I bring Alex Dianani? He's sticking up for Chad. No, Chad! So! No! No, no, no, no, we gotta make fun of him. No, we gotta make fun of him. We gotta do it. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Oh, sure.

You can go have a swallwell and bank bank, but don't touch fucking Chad. No, no, no. To that point though, you know, if the swallwell room like that, you would be able to connect to the crowd. He's like, business work, you know, he's, you know, he's, I mean, he's not.

Yeah. He's got no charisma, zero. Oh, yeah, yeah, he's not. He's unlike him. Exactly. Right. You're not, I know. Good rule. You're not good. He has every, like $50. It's okay. Nobody gives a fuck here about me. So I got to like earn your cross at this point. Thank you for I think when he was saying his brewers playing at the same time right at 50 bucks a ticket. Yeah, and so because that's his whole thing is that he's tired brewer. Correct. His gimmick. Yeah, he goes, we, oh, that's

pretty cool. We play sold out shows. It's pretty cool. Yeah. He shows a brewer. Like, yeah, a brewer was on SNL. Yeah, yeah. That's why he's trying to show us for you. You know, I mean, and again, it's they have the same manager. I think

he's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's shows a brewer. I'm like, yeah, well, brewer is not that's enough. Yeah, yeah. That's why. And again, it's they have the same manager. I have a thing. Yeah. I have a theory about how do you get manager? How does it do? Theaters like a gym brewer. They tend to get openers who aren't that great. Yes. I've seen rock shows where the opening band comes out of the mixes off and this is weird. And the head of the comes out and I was like, whoa, it makes sound again. I know Dan well, you've been in bands for many years over the years. And yes, when you open up for somebody, first of all, the thing I really hate when you

have to put the drum kit in front of the riser. Because the other bands, drums, they got this amazing kid up there on the riser. You're squeezed as the drummer between the front of the stage and the riser. And then the sound, they will just turn off any bottom end. Yeah, so it's all tinny. Yeah. And the light show, you'll get two lights. Yeah. Well, whoever go on or off, it's just on.

Just on. And that's it. And then the headlining band comes out. And now they look like fucking Metallica, because it's amazing. We opened for the misfits, you know, the misfits with the and the story and then I thought you guys in. Well, yeah, then then I got sucker punched by the drummer, but glory days. But it was exactly that our drummer

had a seven front of their drum kit up on the rise. There's like, so bad. Just you know, this is the opening band. Yeah, we got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. But it's fair enough. Ken State, man, we did it, right?

Goldflash. You're with me. I was roommates with Trevor Huffman. You remember it at the basketball player? I do. Yeah, that was my roommate, Trevor Huffman. You remember him the basketball player? I do. Yeah, that was my roommate, Paul. By the way, I'm a drop in. You know he gives a shit.

What name is dropping? Aren't the same thing as jokes? He's just having a conversation with you. Yeah, yeah. This is a dull conversation. Not even a fun conversation. Just give it to the whole people. Like, oh, I would do that school too.

You know, so I would sell. Yeah, for a moment. If this was a conversation out of party, I would do that school too. You know, so I went out. Yeah, for a moment. If this was a conversation out of party, people would walk away. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. What was your name again?

Chip, Chip, Chad. But all right, take it easy, man. Yeah, I'm going to go over here. I got it. I'm going to grab a drink. But cool talking to you. No, anything came up. Anyway, I got to grab a drink.

Your beer is full. No, no, no, no, no, no. I got to grab a drink. Throw it at them. What is everyone going to grab a drink when I started talking about Penn State. I don't realize how thirsty they are around me There is now a chance anonymous reddit page There is now a chance anonymous reddit page. Oh, no, that's right. That's right. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I don't know.

I mean, that has to be what he's doing. Yeah, he's graduated to Suddory John levels. Let's all make fun of this retired because it's one of my congratulations. Congratulations, Shad. Congratulations, Shad. Did it. Where are you from, sir? Oh, you're here.

You're from Bokeh. Yeah, he's from bokeh. Yeah, he's from bokeh. Where are you from? He's like, we've been over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The way he said it. It was way of from. He goes, bokeh.

We're all from bokeh. What do you think? Good about having such a small crowd as you really do have time to ask each person individually where they're brought. Yeah, it's kind of tailored. He's a new thing, instead of comedy, it's kind of Taylor it. He's a new thing instead of comedy. It's called individual work Well, he's trying to figure out who's identity would be the easiest to steal What's your mother's maiden name? I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything.

I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything.

I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything.

I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going State or Kent State? Kent State. Oh, okay. That is a Penn State. I was waiting for like the, the rape jokes and stuff that the Penn State or Kent State that talk about the topical shooting that happened there in the 60s. Oh, yeah. Remember that? Well, it was a few days ago. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Remember. Yeah. Everybody takes a position. He's now. That's the most famous school shooting. The original. Oh, geez. School shooting. Yeah. We're shooting Neil Yug writing songs about these other schools. Yeah, that's for

me. Think about how much Michelle Obama would love the Kent State. She would have been she would have loved it if she was you know, vice president back then back in the day. And tweeted guns got to go. She would have just loved the Kent State shooting. It's just good for her. I love Michelle and her big dick. Why? I just want to know how those the the Kent State shooters, how did they get their hands on weapons of war?

Oh, wait, we're the military. They worked for the federal government. Take away no one should be carrying weapons of war. It's the army, dummy. Yeah, the only person that should have a gun are the criminals, the police, and Chad Zuma. Chad Zuma. Yeah. Arbor.

Arbor. Arbor. Put your foot. Camp us. He would not worry about it. We're family at this point. This is like a time. We're just getting to know each other. I want to get my dad on the hook. Do you want to give me a hug? No.

He's forcing an emotional connection and it's like earning. Oh, yeah. I have to make it about me because Chad does follow my content and he knows on the town hall terror. So that's why he's referencing town halls. Yeah, yeah, Chad, quick ripping me off. Chad, look at him. Town hall terror.

I'm the town hall terror. Oh, we see what he threw it. Two time coats by her and a hurricane survivor sucking. Yeah, I'm pretty good on your hurricane. I was afraid. I was on my roof with a sword. I think you're rigging on. So that's a prepared joke.

Yeah, he all said thought that was going to All right. So that's a prepared joke. Yeah. He thought that was going to be funny. Right. That was just improv. He's, I think he's hoping, I think he's waiting for something like the Stockholm syndrome to kick in where the people actually build up a rapport with their capture. Yeah. The doors are locked people.

That's the best guys. We're all at least funny comic. Hurricane Ian. Now I'm here in Bokeh from 14 people with one two. This is really just a joke. 14 hours, it was a week ago. He just doubled the crowd. Yeah.

By the way, Tom Myers is going, this is my bit, asshole. I'm the worst comic around. What are you doing? And we're just talking about that for the people that don't know Tom Myers is look at Tom Myers come down some of the funniest content. Make America and Nate again. Yeah.

He's had like 10 specials right? Yeah. Some of them are just like customers podcasts. You put out as a CD. He's insane. Tom Myers is make America and Nate again. I remember Julie goes I'm going to have Tom Myers. I'm going to show what should I ask him.

I go, that's what he thinks the word in Nate means I love to know he's the best time I don't know Nobody cares about me in bulk Nobody cares about me and Volka, including this guy who's want to fall asleep. Did he just say one of the crowd was falling asleep? He just called out a guy for rustic his eyes during his show. Yeah.

Don't point that out. Pretend it's not happening. Don't make people aware. I love that he says like I'm just that popular in Boka. Yeah. Oh, that's the problem. Yeah. Your famous everywhere else is that Boka.

And by the way, he's not a prop comic. Oh, that's the problem. Yeah, yeah. You're famous everywhere else. It's that Boko. And by the way, he's not a prop comic. People could shut their eyes. That's a good boy. Yeah, you don't have to see what he's doing. Better to get the joy. Yeah. My 40s. Thank you. I've never been married. Thank you. I've never had a kid. You're welcome. Wow. Yuck. It's two women left. They're crazy. She's his Robin Clippers. Oh, Chad. Dr. C with $20. Thanks, buddy. us some white claws for Carl. And then adult beverages for everyone else I get it.

And what did Saturn John freak Docs yet to have? Seltzer instead of beer the other night. Is it oh yeah he had a borrow from his neighbor. He ran out of course like oh Jesus. So he knocked on one store and goes, hey man I'm out of beers. He's like well I got hard seltsy. He's like, well, I guess that'll do. Wow.

Wow it's like instead of asking to borrow a cup of flour, it's like, yeah, you've got any cool. I have a couple of bread and not for nothing. As an alcoholic, what I would say to him is just have leaders of vodka. Yeah, yeah. Just like yeah, it's like right right just like to buy a bunch of a set just sitting there drinking out of that little bottle. They're all piled up in front of the clanging clanging around. Oh, that's awesome. Larry.

You've been married around a kid. You're a catcher. It's not your one. Don't be married. Never a kid. You're not catch. People look at you like you're a suspect.

They want to get you. He knows. He is a suspect. He can't believe people perceive me as a suspect. For which case? Yeah. Mitch, if you want to specifically, you're lengthy criminal record. I'll tell you what he's not a suspect of being funny. No, no suspicion of funny. money. No suspicion of funny. There's no APB out. Suspect appears to be hilarious. That's not dating anyone here getting anybody serve you. No, there's no more single people left that everyone's taken. He said I mean he's not wrong. Uh-huh. Oh, I know. Oh, I know. Well, I know your girlfriend has taken a OC my big booty Latina. There's another one in a hurry. I actually might have found a new big booty Latina, but she's just left town Let's switch gears. Let's get Alex

By the way on the things you're not allowed to say or do on the show I didn't see fucking I didn't see fucking I don't know I'm just curious Whoa, our deal Maybe there's nothing much Thank you, sir He did a call back 10 minutes into his set Oh no

Good deal, maybe is in Tampa Correct, yeah, no one's been there No one in this audience knows who he's talking No one does You just. No one in this audience knows who he's talking about. No one does. You just have to imagine some terrible plays. I'm dating apps. You want dating apps, sir? I read.

Yes. Yeah. Which one do you want? All of them. All of them? I'm a bumble. Me too. You want bumble?

Yeah. Me too. Yeah, it's a fucking nightmare. Tell swiped right left all day, right? That's all you do, right? If you like it, let me know. You're like, right? Why did you like, like, like, like, like, I sort of love so much. I'm afraid of walking your real establishment. See a place like his swipe line here. Oh, wow, that's a bad joke. So he walks into a bar and sees a real girl and just swipes sort of the left. Oh, no.

Because he's too good for all the girls, Anthony. Yeah, yeah. He got all the self-deprecation out of the way. Yeah. Now he's thinking about what a catchy is. Right, right. It's too good for him. That doesn't work. First of all, if that, yeah, the joke doesn't work at all. And if we were to put it in some form of reality, the second he walks in, every girl would swipe him the wall. You would even have a chance. And Chad's biggest dream would be to be the tender swindler. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, I thought, I did that. I mean, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's not the case. It's just hilarious to me that he's trying to be both things at the same time. Yeah. It's like, okay, are you? Because he says it was like, I've never been married. I don't have any kids. I'm 47. I'm a loser. And I hate every chick on the day to get. But yeah, yeah. What?

Bumpa. It's a nightmare. Oh, is it? I've been one girl on bubble. What? I've been one girl on bubble. Right? I got a phone number.

I call her and we're having an hour talk. And she's like, what do you want to get? Oh my, let's call out this weekend and she's like, what do you want to get? Let's go out this weekend and she's like, yes, my ice. I don't know what you want to get off. She said, what's the job?

Fun. Yes. Mine's up top. You know what's fun? She's like, you know what's fun? What? She's like, I'm a fad. Oh, no.

What? My wife? My wife. I don't believe this. Like a fad. Oh, I thought you said, I thought you said, I'm a fad. No. She goes, I wanted something fun.

Oh. He goes, oh, what's fun? She goes, sort of a fad. I only know that because I could actually hear it when he did his driver's. Uh-huh. Going to a phase is fun, though. That is not the worst. Sure.

But wait until you get to the punch line of this one. I actually know this. First of all, a mile away, you could see what's coming. I mean, this isn't this. I can't. I can't. You're going to love it. I can't.

Yeah. This is going to dull humor. Oh, fuck it. Yeah. Oh, my. What? Has it turned rotate? Listen, I'm not a smart guy. I want to catch the anniversary. Huma oh fuck yeah The punchline was dire. Diarrhea. You know that's funny, right?

It's like an elabria. Yeah, well, yeah, that's good. God, I am not enjoying this. That's good. I know, by the way, we have 18 minutes to go. Oh, my God. I'm not going to do it. Wow, we can't do it.

Go to the end. What's his put? You want to hear it? What's closing? How does he close? This closing bit, the big closer. This is it. This is the hammer claw. You guys prepare before you jerk off. The YB. The squeegee bit. It's my trade mom. Thank you so much. Have a good night. Wow. see you. Oh, wow. Holy shit. I thought for sure because there's still two minutes to go and it's only 29 minutes long. Yeah. I thought for sure that it'd be his last joke.

He's already off the stage. Yeah. Wait a second. We did 27 minutes as a high-flying comic. Holy shit. All right. Oh, spacking up. Let's see what's going on over here.

Seven minutes. Maybe he's figured out a hack. Maybe he's just a feature. He is. $500,000. That was my thought. But the difference between me and you is, my thought doesn't go to $1,000.

I actually start looking around for $1,000. That doesn't exist. And as I'm looking around, guys, he's been looking, he's like, hey, pal, we look at where he meets him. I'm like, oh, shit. I'm like $1,000 he's been looking, he's like, hey, pal, we looking for you, he's smiling. Like, oh, shit. I'm like $1,000. He's like, are you serious?

I'm like, do you want to make $500? Now, he's looking around. Oh. I'm not playing myself. I'm not came on, ready? Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. All right. So that was sorry to say I didn't understand the last session. The whole thing is about Walmart, but the end is about Kmart. Yeah. So his special was called Kmart Reddy. Because

apparently he applied for a job there and as a teenager and they didn't hire him. Uh-huh. Which would mean you're not Kmart Reddy. No. Right. But he's now, but now he's posing punchline. He's a pro now. It's Kmart ready. And there was all. Oh, okay. That was from the poster out front. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's like in a movie when they say the name when they say the title of the movie. Oh, my god. I'm surprised you didn't say rack me at the end. All right. I think I'm chiseled out.

Oh, yeah. I'm so bad. I've never listened to a stand up before. All right. In that case. Oh, yeah. I'm going to be starting right now. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody put this together for me, Chris. You're going to enjoy this. This is when you had Southern John in your show.

And he was flirting with you. Yes. This is this is before. Most people remember the dabble or incident, but yeah, there was some flirtation going on. on your show. And he was a good side. pre-asked the girl to banger in the morning My gosh It's gonna say I want you to sit I don't do I Was just discussing car asking, but I mean,

I don't know if I can, I mean, maybe I don't know if I can harass that. Well, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I think my theory was, I think my theory was, ask her while she's drunk, she'll be sober tomorrow. Ask her now. You already could said you said yes, I have it on tape. You were, because my head is so messed up,

I'm like, what gargoyle is in bed with him? You know, God, oh, it has to in bed with him. Oh, you know, oh She has a fireman and she's on fentanyl and she's on every kind of upper and down her sideway She's getting in bed with his gnarly feet and you see his tone in oh I'll talk about it if a girl would touch his penis after she's in his feet She's not she's for the streets. She's not a human. She's for the streets.

She's a street. I have an arthritis knuckle for your pleasure. I'm going to go one knuckle deep with a stout animal. I'm going to be here. I mean, he can't even finger-banger. His fingers are giving him a serpies. He has alwaysanger his fingers are given with surpes. I like a diddling a girl because I pull out my finger and my nails are clean. Oh, no.

I feel queasy. It's so disgusting. You can go down on me, John. No, I just figured you know, definitely. Yeah, yeah. I know where those fingers are. Yeah, I just figured you I'm definitely yeah, yeah I know where those biggers are And you know as frigerators probably you know not even set at the right temperatures

Tropicana is a warm, tropic candidate, all the backspin at the bottom of it. Oh, God. Just shitting it. I knew because he doesn't want to drink the sink water just, you know, the backwash rule. Oh, that is terrible. Oh, poor guy. It probably pours like that spit from that chick the other day. Oh, yeah.

I know worse. I mean, she's at least, she's starting to join, would it have been on that would have punched him in the face. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Girl, I was kind of turned on. She's just a little pixie. Yeah. Pixie. I got the first time. I'm a co-host. So this is some fun audio from when John thought that he had a shot with you, Chrissy. Oh, yeah, I know.

Laws. Chrissy. But it sucks because I can't feel like, you know, the whole left side of my body, it's such a pain in the ball. It can somebody else feel it for. Oh, that's a joke. Hey, if you want a baby, when I come to New York, I, so I'll come in to show. I'm in New York. Now, I'm in LA. I moved out here for the tonight show with Jay Leno. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. I like that he says, I'll come on your show. Yeah, yeah. We invite themself out to the show. I'm sorry. I can't feel the looks on my body. It's painting the ball.

Yeah. Oh, get it. Yeah. That's pretty good. And then I moved out here for the tonight show with Jay Leno. It's from my podcast with him. Holy shit. Well, next time you're on the city, you should come to from my podcast with him. Holy shit. Well, next time you're in the city, you should come do my show.

Oh, I definitely will. What day is he taped? Um, Mondays at eight o'clock. Okay. And do you, do you work with Keith or no? Yeah. Yeah. I do.

He's like the program manager. I love Keith. I mean, you know, Anthony, I've done Anthony show a billion times. And we were like really good friends. And then we got to a Twitter war for a while. Oh, no. Yeah, no, no, now we're all good. I mean, you know, our our our our our our good. Remember how you tweeting a photo of his kids is the worst thing ever. Yes, he was already one of his trans kids. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I want to see the phone. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't talk about John. John.

Yeah. Like kids. How funny is that though? Because John likes to pretend that that was so upsetting to him that he's still mad. Yeah. And meanwhile, this is proof that he was already over it. Yeah. Wow.

He was already over it. He built it now. I'm done to show a billion times. Yeah. Two or three. I don't think he shows, but yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love doing a show. We always had a great time.

But then when he brought Arty Lang over there, it all got ugly. I mean, the whole thing. I mean, Arty was on heroin and I don't know if you know already. No, not personally.

I mean, I've been following his story. But I know he's, you know, a lot more cleaned up now. Yeah, yeah. But that's, and then. So then you don't listen back to your own show. I'm very sorry. Do you listen to your show? I was never second. I had it every fucking episode. Oh, all right. I hate hearing my thoughts. People with curl, I hate your voice, but yeah, I know me too. Me, Anthony and Keith got into a little bit of a tiff, but now everything's fine.

You know, so the next time I'll come out there, I'll do Anthony show and I'll do your show. Yeah, I'm working on a couple of like, you know, bigger things. You like, I mean, it was like big on the Howard Stern show. You should have started, John, on just take calls. Don't even talk. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. You're not really part of the devil. I mean, you are because you come on this show. Yeah, I feel like you could still interview. I probably could. I'm saying you still could. He'd come on in a second. Yeah,

yeah, yeah, just to be all told you. All right, I have a song parody that came in love it from Pike Vanderbilt. This is a song called the other Pike. Let's give it a chance if you guys want me to kill it. I will. I will. All right. I don't believe it's fair you steal my content on a repost it Yeah, they make you leave all obsessed with me Without my show they make no money Now YouTube refuses to work

I got to take a loss to down the pipe Down the pipe Tell us what they all are up I'm the bike. And I'm the one who showed a proper guy. I got a table. I said, I didn't have a record. I was one of the best. I'm a severer. Yeah, we get the gist of it. Yeah. A lot of people commenting the shoe horning of the

verse. I know. Jealousy. Yeah. Now, good try. When I got that email, he sat in the email. I don't know how to mix things. Like, okay, I get it. Yeah, I appreciate it though. Keep setting in song fairies. We love them here. It's cute. It's always good for a chuckle. Oh, yeah, yeah, especially when John is the subject of course. All right.

Let's talk about Southern John's latest beer on the balcony. Finally did a beer on the balcony. He's missed three weeks in a row. Oh, man, because I know this is the chance he backwards. Oh, God. I mean, Kevin Bren the chance to back. Oh, God, Kevin Brenner rose Chad bomb. So it was unbelievable. Oh, yeah, he was the shovel. You never was. What was this? Was this 2019 legendary rest? Oh, yeah. It's funny. Anyway, I got to get to that because we were going to do that last week and I ran out of time. Oh, I just

can't get to all this chance. You might contact. I know there's so much. It's insane. All right, I can find this. All right, so this is beer on the balcony. Settling John comes on. He has no guests.

He's been trying to book these guests. He can't get a guest. So he's got no guests and he reminds us that we can't watch it. Anyway, Skull, everybody. Welcome to beer, Skull, everybody, welcome to beer. Oh, Skull. This content is only for my Patreon and YouTube members. This is all behind my paywall.

Any unauthorized use, IE posting any clips of the show without being expressed. Yeah, I'll sell it. Written consent of the Stuttering John podcast is strictly prohibited. What is an LLC? I don't know if you have anything. For him and if I who?

Who's for him and like that? Who's for him and the Stuttering John podcast? Who is that? Me. Yeah, all right. We got it. I appreciate if you didn't make fun of me. I should say, I just put it up there.

I have to draw an X on the piece of paper. Yeah, it hasn't he tried already like suing people, getting the content taken down. He's trying, and it doesn't work. It doesn't work. So what are the consequences if you don't get expressed written permission? I did get a copyright strike on YouTube that got overturned. Right. He did get my Patreon episode taken down for a little while that got overturned. Right. He did get my paycheck up, so I was thinking down for a little while that got overturned.

Right. He's so busy with the copyright strikes. He's constantly doing it as a shoolly and to us. To John, when do you learn this doesn't work? He goes, he goes, it's not transformative content. Yeah, no, it's not your daughter. Oh. He said no kids.

He said no kids. He said no kids. He said no kids. He not your daughter. You said no kids. So like I do that. We did in the sense of my good public. Missed Carl Carl your son came already. But my judgment. All right, let's all right. So immediately, John, as it's our blocking trolls.

Remember, this is the front guys. People are paying him money to say behind the paywall. Yeah, and it shows you how many trolls are actually paying Yeah, just They they make fun of him. Yeah, how many pay right behind the paywall well So from what I've heard he has 133 people on patreon mm-hmm and less than a hundred and eight five bucks a month Paying five bucks a month. That's what I've heard now. He declared that he has 500 on a patreon But he's alive, but he's a liar. But as we know, but he's lying. So there's that. But I

would imagine 70 to 80% of those people are goofy. Got them. Yeah. They're dabbers. They're in debt with an out of us. They're pulling the clip. Well worth their money. We're all we're having a fucking around with John. Well, it was an ironic funny guy on the internet. Karate. Yeah. All right. Well, are you, uh, uh, God, no, no, Sheki. You were trolled. Oh, what does Sheki do? Uh, that is.

Oh, sure. It's just. Oh, yeah, that's stretched out. We did that. He's put that shirt on soon. If he had a neck, he'd see the sweat stains. Yeah, he's never so slightly. He'd the higher camera angle. He literally goes, like, that's the cartoon eating it.

Like in cartoons, they made people go, DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR his tits are huge and that sure they're sure the right way today. I know it's not inside out that was bad. Did you guys hear recently you've talking about how he doesn't work out anymore. He's like for 30 years straight I was running every day and working out. Going into bite boxing gym. Yeah, he's like, I just can't do it anymore. It's a guy. John Rick. No one was accusing you of working out every day. It's just a can be fight. No one's going starting John. What are your secrets? Yeah. How do to get that face and buy. I don't get those gains, you ask. All right. So, John's a baloney sandwich every stream.

Yeah. Right before the street, it's chewing it as he starts the show. He looks like a grumpy, ancient somebody said, I need that G. Baloney sandwich is like on my rider. Like M&M's for Van Halen.

It's got to be Oscar Maya, not generic. I want a baloney sandwich I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy.

I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy.

I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a kid. When you were a kid, all right. Chrissy, maybe college. Maybe college, Anthony. Put it this way. My mom made it for me.

All right. Jen, I've long time. I've been in college. Ten years old, probably. Mississippi. Wow. 1999. 1999.

Oh, wow, she remembers it. Yeah. Every year. Once the New Millennium came about, the Loneys savages went right out the window. It's so fun. It's weird that it's adult. 21st window. It's so fun. Yes. It's a 21st century. I can't even

hold on it. So that was you, the explaining doesn't have any guess in why that is. But, um, so I was going to, uh, say on this beer in the balcony. I have been trying desperately to get guests. My trolls have been contacting, you know, any guests that they see me, if I reach out on Twitter, they contact them and, you know, why would you reach out on Twitter

though? You know, tell them not to go on. What do they say? Yeah, well, to be fair, I've reached out to House Parks and, you know, I had an House Parks and I'm sure. Yeah. Yeah. House Parks is done with John. Yeah. I fair, I've reached out to House Parks and you know, I had an House Parks in Japan. Yeah. House Parks is done with John. Yeah, I've, I've definitely, I've definitely, he has done so. So yeah, Christie, that's what I was thinking too. So what he does is he just at mentions people on Twitter. Yeah, open.

Oh, is he verified? Does he think that's going to just help him get guests? I guess. The white show. So he's kindly telling people to do his show. The white show. And it's like, that's not a good way to book for your show. No.

No. No. And it's like, that's not a good way to book for your show. No. No. That's why I understand. If I announce a guest sometimes, the trolls, whatever, they'll go like, Oh, why would you go on this guy? He's a racist. He's a pedophile. He's on a foe. He's a, and some of the guests get, you know, scared away. But what would they say about John? Again, hold to John's show? Why? No, I want to do that to do a show then like yeah, that made people hear see it. He's an idiot. I mean, you could say that but yeah, I mean, scary smell him through stream yard. That's Yeah, yeah, yeah, stink yard, you know, and and you know, tell them not to go on my show. And whatever the case may be,

I don't really get it right up. Yes you do. By the way, this John is so many tells. He's so transparent. When he does, you know, you know, so, you know, you know, he's lying. He's lying, yes, yes, yes. Because there was a time in this show,

and I almost cooked it up, like it's boring. But he starts telling the story about something that actually happened to him, not a single stutter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just, blah, blah, Did you see that one? Oh wow. The Mike Stan. It's been seen driving a car and the Shaquille O'Neal on TNT said I saw Stephen Hunter taking a picture one time. They're on a boat. It's like using a camera. Dude also. Also that reading rainbow guy

could see the entire time on Star Trek. Oh come on. I know. It's crazy. I can't believe he didn't need that. Back to the point that I was gonna make is I think that's the cool. The John's like that. I mean, like that's the last thing. I still stammer on the order so that you know just ran like he's yelling. He's like, what?

Well, John admitted this recently when you're talking about private parts. Yeah. You did that scene at the end of the movie and they made him take it a second time because they're like, well, you were kind of settering as I was like, no, that's what I do. Yeah. He was doing it on purpose. Yeah.

It's not. It's just an animal. He was doing too much on set. Well, right. I think the director didn't realize what the- I think Alex is Mike is off for some reason. Oh, I know. And then you go to the handle.

Wait, Jesus. That's fucking Christ. Alex. That's getting me from the bottom. Let's good. Oh Okay People are paying attention downstairs. Hey, people are listening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, what Alex just said is that he wants to have gay sex with Suttery John

He's gonna fuck me on nine You're the receiving it. It's not yeah, yeah, I didn't do that. I didn't have a boner. You're the receiving it. It's not. Yeah. Yeah. What I didn't do that. I didn't have a boner. You consented to it last night. All right. So I'm starting to think that this guy does care. The trolls are fucking. I think so too because he says he doesn't over and over again,

but it kind of seems like maybe this isn't going well for him. And on Saturday, I will have a guest. I didn't anticipate this happening today, but who the hell gives the shit? The trolls have run. I blunt this around you. That's what fear in the balcony is. I don't really care about, you know, I love having guests on, but if I don't have a guest, I'm fine. I hope you're fine too. This is a defeated man. He is broke it right now.

I don't know. Wow. Is this a two hour show? It's an hour. Okay, so be on the back of his own. I thought he did back to back hour long guest. He does a two hour show on Saturdays at noon and then at two o'clock is another hour beer on the bottom.

Oh, I see it. Oh, let me make clear what I said. This is behind a paywall. Oh, I see it. Let me make clear what I said. This is behind a paywall. And I don't care. I don't care. All right, sister. I want you to pay for something that I could give two shits about.

All right. So John decides he's a moving buff. He's like, I'm going to talk about movies. This whole episode is about cool. It's topic nice. Yes. And I can't think of a worse way to talk about movies in the way that John does specific episode.

What time I do love I love movies and you know I talked about national art films European big now European national art films vacation which me, by all accounts is the best Chevy Chase movie that he's ever made. Now foul play was great. For those of you who don't know foul play, that was with Goldie Horn and hold on. And I'm someone else. I'm the famous dwarf. This is the first thing he brought up.

I want to talk about movies today. The first thing he brings up, he doesn't even know who's in this movie. Who's in it so much. And and like, he's he talking about Chevy Chase movies. I think so. He said his favorite Chevy Chase movie is vacation. But he didn't preface it by saying today we're going to talk about Chevy Chase movies. No, he goes movies vacation.

Yeah, you're a TV vacation. I mean, that other one would go to the horn and the other person. Today we're going to talk about Chevy Chase movies. He goes movies. Vacation greatest vacation. I mean, that other one would go to the one and the other person. Yeah, what's it that gets me worse? Oh God. Hold on. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Oh my God. Oh, that's just guessing on my ass or looks like it's taking a shit. Damn it. Anyway,

famous. It was at the tip of my jewelry lead. No, no, no, Chevy Chasers in giant. He's over six foot tall. Was Chevy Chase Goldion? And, um, he's trying to wrap up work to get who the other people were in the movie. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Move on. Yeah, I know. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. I'll think Oh my God. Oh my God. Move on. Yeah, I know.

Don't tell me. Don't tell me. I'll think of it. Why would you think your brain would start working now? Yeah. I would think that. That's super. It's not going to ever work.

So that he figures it out. He's very proud of this. Oh, OK. And then there was Billy Barney. Billy Barney. Barney. It's very Billy Barney Billy Barney Barney it's a Billy Barney yeah, let's go Oh That's like the open cheers

Equally is douchey. Yes, what's going on with our video right now? I think it's lagging No, that's just John Sometimes it looks like I'm paused. So this is hilarious. So he brings up, he's talking about movies that he likes, talking about comedies that he likes. Oh, comedies. And he's talking about the movie Arthur.

Oh. Oh. The original one. The original one. All right. Love it. Now, please, does he do an impression? No.

No. But the main character reminds him of someone. Oh, not him though. For some reason, not him. This is hilarious. Oh boy, that's great. Author by far. You wanna laugh, smoke some weed,

and watch fucking author. Dudley Moore is so damn good as a fucking drunk. He reminded me of my brother. Oh my God. Every part of me of my brother and myin-law. I know some drugs, but I just see it all. A drunk guy, the loser thinks he's having a good time, but he's fucking his life up. Why would you even call someone out in your family like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even though it wasn't so obvious that John is the biggest drug in his family.

Of course. I wouldn't call it out. I would just be like, yeah, my brother, whoops. Yeah, he's got the worst self-hornness of anybody. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's devoid of any self-awareness. Yeah. All right. So let's check out some expert analysis on the movie Arthur because if you're going to talk movies, you're a movie buff. Yeah. I want to hear why this movie so great. What what about it? Sure. Makes it so good.

it's so good. And it was awesome, awesome movie. Um, so yeah, that was, that was an awesome movie. That's it. Oh my God. Awesome movie. That's like. I swear, that's like a Federman the other day with fracking. Fracking, fracking. I like fracking. Fracking is good fracking. Awesome movie. Awesome. Awesome. In summary. Awesome. Awesome. In case you're just getting here now, you're awesome. You remember when you said you must have hated that moose. That was awesome. Dude, yes, this is literally the Chris Farley bit. Yeah, but he's not doing it on purpose. No, he's doing it. Yeah, you guys see that movie? That was great. That was really great. That was the best. That's the best. Also, you wanted that clip, but he does it throughout the show. He talks about how like if you want to laugh, smoke a bunch of weed.

Yeah, always have that dude. It has to be crepes. So smoking a bunch of a bunch of weed. Yeah, because that's what good at 12 year old says, but what is the deal with his weed deal? I mean, is that is he always talking about smoking weed? Is that this is actually more recent? He doesn't normally talk about proper weed so much.

Yeah, yeah, that seems to him. Yeah, I know. I'm like all of a sudden now he's because I know he smokes much. Yeah, yeah, that seems to him. Yeah, that's what I know. It's just a doctor. I'm like, all of a sudden now he's, because I know he smokes weed. I think he's talking about running out of weed. Yeah, sure. But that's kind of his first, like, just smoke a budget weed,

you know, that he's kind of, that's someone that can't be by themselves watching a movie and enjoying it without having something to take the edge off of remembering who the fuck you are. Oh, and how awful it is to be that person. Yeah, he's like, Missouri loves company vibes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Smoke a bunch of weed.

I shoot up some heroin. All right, let's remember that John is a feminist. Of course. Okay. He's a champion for women. He's a liberal. He's a champion for women. What's it?

Julie Andrews had a rack. Oh, that's fine. Whoops. Oh, back. What is your opinion of why is he set to liberal like that? Because his daughter transitioned. I mean, what do you think? That's Anthony's a period of time. That's yeah.

I think since his daughter transitioned, he needs to get her to love him, him to love it, whatever they'll. And so he's just gone completely mad with liberalism. Because he doesn't know what he's going to do. He doesn't know, no, no. He talks about politics. He doesn't know what he's going to do. He can't even talk to these congresswomen when he randomly, you know,

for Nagels went on a show. So it's just, he's not like dialed in. No, no, no. It's just weird. So I have a theory, and this is something that I actually read, somebody posted this somewhere, but Suddaring John, everything with him is personal. Everything, yes. And he talks about in his book how great Trump wants to have.

Did he let Trump? Trump flew him out on the helicopter. Yeah. He took him, got him the spa packages, all this stuff. Trump no longer talks to John like everyone else because he's not famous. Yeah. So he's pissed at Trump personally. Yeah. a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump.

He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump.

He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump.

He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. He's got a lot of things to do with the Trump. Like Opie also thinks that he can have liberal people that he talks to and it might give him a doorway into fame again. Yeah, you know, I think that's the status quo. Right, right. I'll have that. Oh, no, being brave and actually talks, speaking your mind, if it isn't the most popular

thing, he has none of that. He needs to do the company line and hope and dream that someone in Hollywood is going to go, he's a liberal, let's give him a gig. Oh yeah. Yeah, for sure. He's like, oh, same thing with him. Trying to fit in. Yeah, he has no clue about the political parts of these shows. I watched them sometimes, not very often, but I'm not gonna get out watch it. And it's, you can't even like clip it because it's so horrendously bad. Yeah. Yeah, because where's the Ukraine shirt on ironically? Oh, yeah. I mean, how can a guy struggling like that with inflation and just how terrible things are

seeing the border crisis? I'm not trying to get on my soapbox, but on ironically, where? But you don't understand inflation is a global thing. Because we don't know what to do with Biden. I mean, that's what he says. He actually believes that. And he says, oh, let's give more money to the Ukraine. Yeah, yeah. I can't believe. Well, don't you want to defend democracy, Alex's what he says. He actually believes it. And he says, oh, let's give more money to the Ukraine. Yeah, yeah.

I can't believe it. Well, don't you want to defend democracy, Alex? I mean, he doesn't even listen to important things. All right, you put in fucking. Yeah, he's a Russian talking point. But even all these leastists now are saying we're giving too much money. Right, right.

No shit. Yeah, at some point, it's too much. Holy shit, I've been to LA recently. What a shit host disaster. Yeah. What a fucking shittle. If anyone lives in LA and they see $80 billion going over to fucking right. Right. Obviously, this is all part of the military missile complex. It's on the list over here. Right. It's on the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think you can talk about it. All right. No, I'm for it too. Good. All right. I'm for it. We're all for it.

All right. Let's see what Johnson to get back on drag. Whoops. I'm gonna get in trouble. If you raise a cap look like I was. And you had a father like mine who told me that, you know, the anti crisis going to come, I go, Dad, how am I going to know who, you know, in the form of a bad podcast. You have to figure that out. What? That I'm a kid. I he's cracking himself up.

But because of the whole end crack, so the exes to even think that a demon can empty your body. Exist, exorcist. Yeah. So he's talking about scary, the exercise says. The Exist. And he says that my dad taught me that I will be confronted with the Antichrist. Yeah.

Oh, I know, Dad. You just have to figure it out. Oh, Anthony Coovia. Oh, there it is. Awesome. It's Daniel Alongan. Nice. Go figure.

All right. So that old man pulled me more trolls more trolls and John cobs with that. If you were a kid and watch jaws dude I wouldn't fucking go on a water. I was a big a bath. What an original thought. I sure he was and still is afraid. Wow. It's a layer of shower. I mean, can I, can I, can I shark up into the shower? It's the shock.

That's why I am filthy. Sure. Thank you, Chrissy. That's so funny. God, what a fresh tan on jaws. Hey, by the way, if anyone's watching downstairs, Gino or Missy or anyone wants to pop up, we have an open seat right?

Sure. People have just dead and lazy. I mean, it's so sad. I don't feel bad. They're whole lives. All these guys' lives are about me. It's just all about me. God, I feel like Christopher Walken, like everything I do was to say, it's a piece of, everyone's watching. Guys, that's us has to be a weird feeling. Pause. I mean, just saying, guys, this has to be a weird feeling.

It has to be very weird. I get it a little bit, but he gets it way worse. Yeah, yeah. We think, because people go back and watch my videos and they just micro-watt. Yes, yes. It's a little thing.

It is a, I mean, like I almost feel like that's why he's getting rid of all that back stuff. This is Freddy's heavy inward, or he said sex. yes, yes. I have a little thing. I mean, like I almost feel like that's why he's getting rid of all that back stuff. Because he's afraid he said the inward or he said sex. Oh, holy shit. Yes. Because everyone's going through all those videos and everything that Johnny, because of people doing, he's done. Oh, yes.

As a person in the script. And they're showing that he's a liar. Yeah, exactly. He's a hypocrite. And that's why he took it all down. But you're right, though, Alex, when I started to make a front of Southern John, it was a one-way communication. Yep.

I would watch John and make fun of him. Now it's become this two-way thing. Of course. It's actually crazy. It's insane. It's insane when it's become, because now him doing a podcast gets, you know, of course, micro-managed. And just every little detail is, you know, of course, micro manage and just every little detail

is, you know, talked about and obsessed ever. But it's a good way because this is the things that he and we say this all the time. He says, if he leaned into it, he could benefit. But sadly, everybody, yeah, everyone else is like that. He fucked that up. Yeah, he can't because he can't, Steve really do anything self deprecating. Steve, to the chat says he's been afraid of showers and psycho. Skull, by the way, I got a cool as light silver bullet.

God, I feel like Christian walking like everything I do will say. It's a piece of one's watching. Was that an impression? Uh, Greek Latin. Oh, sweet. Yeah. Everyone's watching the skull. So the kicker on that clip was at the end of that, and he goes, yeah, yeah, thanks to Squeegee.

To Squeegee is one of his trolls. No. Yeah, I saw how we played this game. So, Chad, you've joking, didn't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy became to Squeegee to make one of his, oh, yeah, Squeegee, yeah. only play this guy. So, he's chatted with joke at the end of the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy became the squeegee to make one of his squeegee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The squeegee to the left.

So, he's sitting there going, she's like, I just can't believe it. Everyone's a troll. They're all destroying me. Thanks to squeegee. Me. It's just all about me. God, I feel like Christopher Walkham,

like everything I do is saying it's a piece. Everyone's watching. I don't even know what that means. Greg Latin, thanks to Squeegee. Yeah. Thanks to Squeegee. Thanks to Squeegee. You're one of the good roles.

Yeah, yeah, you know, at least there are some people that support me. Exactly. To Squeegee. All right. This is Disquee-gee. All right. This is John talking about his lifestyle. This is one of the things that I enjoy about his show. When he actually, let's loose, tells you how he lives this long. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Gives you an insight. No guess to getting the way. Sure. See, that's the kind of thing. Like, when I come home, I smoke some weed. And then I go and then I go and And then I like if I don't sometimes I'll try like a new move like I like to get to new movies, but if I'm like If I'm like alright, I'm ready fucking stoned. I you know, it's gonna be hard to focus on

You know, I'm, because I can watch fucking all movies all day. Oh, he's so profound, isn't he? I get high. I get on a new movie. I don't understand it because I'm high. So I'll put on an old movie. I've seen a bunch of times.

I have a movie buff. What can I say? I can't. You guys really got the life of times. I have a movie buff. What can I say? I can. He's really got the life of Riley. Oh, so I know it's a very liberal state, but you're a substitute teacher and you're like, when I get home from work, the first thing I do is smoke weed. I would leave that out. Yeah, yeah.

I don't know. I'm a regular, sistil and eagre. Yeah, but I love doing that. I was talking about how I got back from school. So now he's, you know, because you're exposing for that, he's been doing, you know, he's like, he's benefiting society. Oh, yeah. He's doing it out of the goodness of his heart. Alex, isn't that great?

I love how we can turn things around from embarrassing to he's the hero in point one, 10 seconds. He has gills. He has gills. Gills. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I drink so much cores,

that I have to be able to breathe while the liquid's going down my throat, so much like a fish. So many shows and films. I don't know how you can keep up with it. And there's so many new movies coming out. You're not obligated to get sick. Are you guys getting sick as I am at the, yeah, we don't have cirrhosis in the liver.

You guys also hate vegetables. I hated broccoli as a kid. Then I started liking it. At the, oh my God. All these Marvel movies like, Mark Adam. All right, he goes, I guess think of all these Marvel movies like Black Adam. Yeah. That's a DC character. I don't listen. I'm not here to be the, the Kingston game.

Right, right. The nerd guy that's Paul out that we should fucking know you should probably know it and by the way you had a 50 50 chance of getting it right that's what how much of a loser John is I mean he's watching a lot of movies he's watching all the superhero movies stuff yeah yeah Marvel well it's a good thing that John studied film in school it went went to NYU. NYU. I agree for my. I do. I do.

You want to be a director. Yes. You studied and you can really tell. How many campaign super hero movies do we need? Oh, but always the same way, you know, the villain gets watered in the end and watered. Watered? Watered. the end and watered it. Watered.

And then it turned out to be a dream. Oh, is he a dream? It's the good guy's always with the good guy wins. What's the point of that? Dude, it's the restructure at all times. I don't know. It's by the call the pro-taginist. You've boron.

I just wish one time the antagonist would save a drink. That's how that works. Every pause is gold. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is just. No, it's not gold. It's silver. Silver bullet.

That's what I love about, um, shoelie show. They have so many screen captures. Oh, yeah. I'm just John. Crazy faces. And it'll just pop them on. Any. Yeah, yeah. Pop them him on randomly and it's hilarious

all right this is John uh once again deal with trolls oh go the road he gets so distracted by the chat yeah um He gets so distracted by the chat. Yeah. Boy, these trolls are just trying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's so, that's so scared. John, you are a troll.

You're physically a troll. You're not proportionate with your fucking torso. You're so disgusting. Hey guy. I think that was a way, way to minute. Right. So scared. Yeah, being very feminine.

For sure. It was making fun of my retarded guys. Yeah. Yeah. That's the skin. Wow. Limp-rested. Freeze-to-your-stereotypical.

Told us. All right. Very good. All right. So now we're going to do rom-com. He's totally right. Very good. All right, so now we're going to do romcom talk. Oh, right. John is a big fan of romcoms. And as you guys have already heard, he goes deep with movies. He tells you they're awesome.

Awesome. Awesome. Moving. Why? Because it's let's take a walk down that road. Walk down that road. Oh, gosh. When Harry met Sally, I never met Sally. Awesome.

Notting Hill. Awesome. How about your show Notting Off? Sleepless in Seattle. Awesome. Oh, this is your open city. Something about Mary Commer. Yeah, yeah. You're right.

It's kind of the same era. It's all the same. I'm going to be a good guy. Right? Love actually. Oh, no. Oh, my God. What is this? This is the show. He people have paid a lot. And in behind him is a kitchen so gross, even a refrigerator repair man. One of the way. Now look on on the floor.

Yeah. This is literally the Chris Farley show. Yeah. Do you guys ever see that? Awesome. What about this movie? Awesome. Right now this movie? Awesome. I find out it's a different fucking that. Not talking about it. So Jimmy, when you're crawling on that broken shards to Bruce Willis house.

Awesome. Yeah. Awesome. Wow. All right. So this next clip, John's trying to remember a movie that he can't remember. He should write notes out or something for him, so I think. And then there's the other one.

Drake. One with Um, every time he says, uh, Rob, Roblo and Kevin McCarthy and Jack will be set was it Jack win oh and and they're college students Uh, Ken McCarthy. Oh my God. Paul McCartney. Uh, and, and McCarthy ends up sleeping with, wow. Rob Lowe's mom. Yeah. That was a good one. Oh my God. My favorite part about Johnny doesn't understand why people goof on him.

He's like, I'm going to the deal of celebrity. Yeah. Why is it going to be? Because you're the worst broadcast for the world. It's amazing. I have to say it for the millionth time. If this was a character, he was doing on purpose, it would be brilliant. Yeah, Andy Kauf.

Yeah, right. Yes, yes. Where he just never breaks this character. Speaking of on purpose, it would be brilliant. Yeah, Andy Kauf. Yeah, right. Yes, yes. Where he just never breaks this character. Speaking of Andy Kauf, I heard you're wrestling a woman. I am. It's a wrestling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ralph Amani, I'm just a wrestle woman,

and it's gonna be insane for the Ukraine. So, you know, I'm gonna say that. Yeah, no, it's gonna be wild. We're gonna be, yeah, wrestling. I freaking her name. I think we're herner about to serve. I'm causing some heat. She's posing some, a wrestler. Does she have a penis? No, she, yeah, I'm resting. Well, I freaking her name. I think we're herner about to serve causing some heat. She's supposed to be some rest.

You have a penis? No, she's got, she's got total tits in her vagina. I'm going to slam her ass to the ground so I can knock that hoe out. So, and that's a whole, you know, kosher because of finding a deal before. And it's going to be fun. I might, you know, grab her butt or boot, whatever, but it's just, uh, no holds bars masked. Can she spit it?

Yeah, she can spit it. She can use weapons. Let's say. Can you do the bowling ball? Yeah. Can you do the? Yes, she can spit it. She can use weapons. Let's say. Oh, nice. Yeah. Maybe we can do that on the stream. Oh, yes, I am. Russeling match. Oh, yeah. I'm wrestling a woman in February. Yes. So, uh, I'm saying it's inclusivity. And that's what I'm gonna rest. And I'll be wrestling probably as Alexandria Stein. So it'll be the Oh nice. Yeah, it'll be the intercontinental transgender champion. Can't wait. All right. So let's fly through the rest of these clips because there's some fun

things going on here. First off, John S. Reb is kids. I don't want to talk about this guys. I'm like, he insists on talking about this. Yeah. But it's hard to keep up with all these movies and all these shows. And in my kids tell me like all these different like series and shows that and my God. Oh, God. Well, I just so much water. Because my son told me to do that. My son told me to see Paris the same same person. So I had sons originally started off with two boys. Honestly, I don't even know. No, no, he had the daughter. He's 32 years.

And the daughter transition. Well, and I was listening to a thing about how, you know, I think it was your bit where he had to borrow $100 from his attorney because his wife, you know, did you think was that recently when you put that big guy, I said, I was hard. He wanted to take his daughter to lunch. I am a son.

And his attorney go bad for him. He gave him money. Yeah, he was, he was on a podcast. Like I don't even know how to say this publicly. He's like, yeah, well, and you know, I got an insurance deal and I was paying something for a Calabasas. Like, I get some money. Calabasas, he had about a hundred bucks on his journey. Oh, the list of John barring money from people is longer than Chad Zumex. Yeah, I think you do so much anxiety thing. I have $100. Like not even a credit card, not even that. I think if John tried to borrow money from Chad, it would end the universe.

I can sort of like matter and time matter. The whole place implodes. So the reason why I played that clip though is because people speculate on line. I don't think that's what people on line think that John doesn't talk to us kids anymore, that they don't really care to diverse with them. So John goes, well, I had to watch these two things in my kids' point about parasite from 2019. Right. The one the Oscar. Yeah, the movie with the Chinese family living in the house. Three years old. Yeah, yeah. And then Squid Game. Squid Game, which is over a year old course. So it's like, are you having recent conversations with your kids about this?

Like that seems, you know, this is, obviously he's not close to this. Kids, he's got no money. You know, and you know, and that's what it is. Kids, you got to pay for stuff. If they're not supporting them financially, they have nothing to do with you. That's what I'm saying. They're not what two of them are adults though. Okay.

So there's no more of that, you know, a child's. A lot of times because of single moms, like, you have punk dads not giving me money. I'm paying on the bills, you know, they mom turns you against the dad. Yeah, you know, that's the thing, that's why they rock. Yeah. Now, we forget that John was a signed musician. Yeah, yeah. He had a record deal. Yeah. He was the frontman of a rock band, and then he reminds us of how good he is at music. And it's called a wild thing. Uh-uh! Uh-uh!

Uh-uh! Just a wild thing. Uh-uh! Oh, it's great. Whoa! It's awesome. That's a great sing's Howard's theme song, you made. We're so bad.

Is he serious? Does he think that we're going to hear that and be like. Oh, shit, that song's bad. I don't even know what song he's singing, but I don't even know what that is because I know there was the wild thing song that they did redid with like kinesen and all that. Then there was a wild thing. Yeah, there's a few versions, but I don't remember what I was saying. Bam, bam, bam. Like the wow. Yeah, that one.

Tell him, I don't know what he was fucking doing there. I've no idea. What? It's amazing. Always that brutal. All right, so we know that he does the skull thing. He does it over and over. I'm going to be like, he's got a new move on this one.

This is great. Scoundrel. going to be like, he's got a new move on this one. This is great. Wow, lip. Go into the side with that. Very impressive. Wow. All right. This is an example of John just getting distracted by trolls again. I mean, that made me cry. Everyone gives in their paychecks. You know, to see. Let us see. I'm just going to this guy. What? No, I can see you dummy.

I could see all your trolls. Keep it coming. Keep it coming. But I feel bad for you. But when they all give their checks to try and save this guy. What movie is he talking about? I'm sorry about who's the victim crying. And he's trying to tell the story, but he can't help himself. No, reading what he's reading. And he's going to, I mean, it's so insane. It's madness. This is his paid.

Yeah, he's asking people for money to sit there and talk about shit. No one cares about it with an attitude like he could be bothered, fucking, you know, it could be bothered to actually put a show together. So people can multi-task this guy can't even test no So easily distracted by everything. I think he realizes we're just watching like an animal in the zoo Yes, I mean, there is this why I realize that I don't think yeah, yeah, yeah, like a fish in a fish tank Yeah, we're waiting for him to just throw his feces at us. Yeah, at us. All right. Now we should talk about a song to make some cry Oh, and apparently his mom is a fan of pop variety. Oh listen to what he says right here and

And she told me about it because she's a big pop variety guy like my mom loves pop variety She's a big pop variety guy. She's a big Poverty guy. She's a big Poverty guy. Oh, I'm everyone knows my mom, the big Poverty guy. I'm my daughter confused with my mom. What I've been waiting for this whole episode is for John to tell me what the funniest comedy movies are. Oh, yeah, we just tell me what me what the funniest finally a list we could. Could we write these down so I could watch it later? Right. And now let's get into our funniest movies of all time. We've really covered the case. Like a gorilla who's scatching. Okay. Now. And he's Now, I would say meet the parents. What?

Look at that. Why the animal house is hands down. It's hands down. What? It's hands down. It's down. Do you and get it? It's hands down.

And you have to get in. Why you a film? Could you imagine going? What are the some of the funniest movies? down. Do you wouldn't get it? It's hands down. You know why you a film. Could you imagine going what are the some of the funniest movies? And you'd like, oh, you could think of one fucking movie. Meet the parents. I check. Yeah. Kati checked to all right. Well, yeah, here's more more funny. Private parts. Private parts. Let's see. Funny movies of all time. Oh my god. And the chat has to be naming movies, right? It has to be. I mean, airplane. Good morning. We just, I think he's like literally listing like funny movies like from like a top 10 funny movie of all time.

He has the list of a funny movies of a dad, like a boring dad. Yeah. Yeah, where is his, and if he knew he was going into this, yeah, have a list before the show starts. It's called prep. A little prep, what it's called prep. It's not for this one. The prep isn't just AIDS medication, by the way.

You might want to. Holy shit. All right, so good stuff, John. God, that's brilliant. I know it's not easy to do a show by yourself. I know that's difficult to do, but what the fuck? Oh man, this is insanely bad. Well, you can argue it's one of his best shows ever. I actually enjoy doing solo shows. Yeah, I really

don't know. You know, two hours, you could talk about whatever you want. Sometimes guests are great. If they're great guests, sometimes it's pulling teeth. They interrupt when you're kind of on a, what do we do? But I love doing it, two hours. You can talk about whatever the fuck you want. But how about you have a sheet with some stories, clips that you want to play to. This fucking guy is ripping off the audience that is paying him to make fun of him. So it's almost like, yeah, he's giving him exactly what they want, by the way. All right, maybe I'm wrong. He's giving us exactly what we want. I mean, you have

monolous. Is he ever had a model? No. I mean, does he ever have like a cohesive, you know, this is why you crane or we need more money, but he's not. He doesn't have a monologue, but he definitely is waterlogged. No, he couldn't even have a monologue about the movies. He didn't even know. No, no can't believe this is his professional sign off. This is how he should have read the back of a deal. But you enjoyed this beer on the balcony without any guests. I was just guess. And now I leave.

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I thought he was gonna die. That was a kickout. He was suicidal after that. Oh yeah. Do you think that's what he does? You think he just goes from here to the pickwick or anything, he just sits in the middle school in between on the fortune.

I know, but you know, right after this, he's going on, you know, your side, he's going on a good, a small good joint this he's going on, you know, your side. He's going on. I'm going to smoke a joint. He's going on. Julie. He just, I bet he just sits there and listens to it all day long. Oh, yeah. Do you think he had beer before he's done like substitute teaching?

Do you think he's has? Oh, yeah. He smokes some weed and teaches. I was like, actually trying to give him the benefit. But that only made sure hangovers to drink again. True. That's true. By the way, I cut out one of the best parts of the show. He goes, now I'movers to drink again. True. That's true. By the way, I cut out one of the best parts of the show.

He goes, now I'm going to tell you my top five guitarists of all time. We just had a nowhere. So I'm band-hailing. No, five. You think I should think of one more guitar. I ran all him. All right. Oh, what a buffoon. I love it. I chill. Chill. Chill. You know, when you have me dying today, is he had Larry the cable guy guy that he just already wanted the most legendary things. And it says Dan Whitney is Larry the cable guy's name. Everybody knows it. That's even, you know, it's now, it's, he's basically made that his new brand almost. And on his big castle chair, I mean, like a throne, he has the W in

study, John cannot figure out that's for his initials. Oh my God. Yeah. I mean, do that. I'm like, are you kidding? You don't even know that says Dan Winnie? What does he say again, Cargo's? What is that man? Is that what he said? Why would you even ask that? What the fuck else could it possibly be? I know that's just my dog like he would not it would be his initials. I mean, what else could it be? Oh my god. It's my mother's maiden name. That's when I was like, wow, he's like he's actually autistic now. I mean, he's the friend is total. There is something going on. That's when I was like, wow, he's like, he's actually autistic now. I mean, he's the brightest total. There is something going on.

And grain cells are going to come. Yeah. You can watch video clips of John from a few years ago, and he's a watch sharper. Yeah, he was even less sharper back when he'd go on your show this few times. Yeah, yeah. He's getting crushed by already, but he was at least had a little. Right. Right.

Because I put some so matters when he used one of his jokes from his standup set and already called him out. He just lost. Yeah, he lost his life. At least he had jokes. He couldn't say a joke. Now I say no, there's nothing. He need money. All right, I don't see any view girls here, but that's not going to stop us from catching a dab or you guys ready to play. I'm ready. Please. It's time for everyone's favorite game show. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch a dabbler. Are you ready to play to catch a dabbler? I have guided. Let's get stormy on. Could you book her? Yeah, I'll do what I can. No, because I have I'll ask Chrissy once she's done. I, you know, me and ask brother of mine at the pub who bend their bang in

the slut I used to bang, he had sex with Storlbee. So that means that me and Donald Trump would be Eskimo Cousins. What? What? I've never heard that, dude. Yeah. That's a weird humble brag. I fucked this.

Yeah. And is that like I fucked this up? And he asked him, because he knows the guy Well, Stormy Daniel so he knows And ask him a brother trying to make sense of No, sir, sir, no, but I would like to go to he's ask him a cousins because he's friends with the guy from the pub that had sex A Stormy Daniels, so that guy would be Eskimo brothers with Donald Trump. So how would he be cousins with a guy that they put up? It's a dick once removed.

Six degrees of masturbation. I just am so 10. I'd like to know what his logic is. Well, let's find out what he says next. Like that's how I can do it. Yes. Yes. Here are your choices. Number one, which explains why my penis is turning orange.

Boy, that's too funny. Number one, which explains why my penis is turning orange. Oh boy, that was too easy. It was too funny. So does that make me an Ivanka Eskimo's second cousins? These could all be yes. Next, good thing that doatardism isn't an STD. I would be in trouble. That's just more a danger. This is just like that Kevin Bacon game.

You know, six degrees of Donald Trump. Mostly, wait, can you still say Eskimo? Or is that bad? I don't know, I'm sure it's fine. To catch. See, wow. This is how Cardiff gets me every time. Because that last one sounds like something to do.

I would say you could hear and go, say it. Right. And I wanted to say it. Yes. I like the Doe Tard one, but I think you're going to take that one. I'm going number five. I'm going, can you still say ask him?

I say Doe Tard. Doe Tard. Wow. I'm going with E. Ivanka. Ivanka. That was D. No, that was E.

The second one. The second one. It was the first that E. B. Oh, well, it's Cardiff. I know. What was the first one? Usually producer Chris R. It was the orange dick. It was the, it's Cardiff. I know. What was the, what was the first one? Usually producer Chris, right? As the orange dick was the orange. I like that one. It was, it was not funny at all.

It's something John would think you're right. It's funny. So yeah, I'll go with that. But first one, I'm going with the doughtard one as well. Wow. Okay. Well, let's find out if we can catch it ever today. Let's get stormy on. Could you book her? Yeah. I'll do what I can. No, because I, I have less Chrissy when she's done. I, you know, me and, and ask more brother of mine at the pub who bend their bang in the slot. I used to bang. He had sex with stormy.

So that means that me and a Donald Trump would be Eskimo Cousins, which displays on my penis is turning orange. I think he owned it money. I can't. Exactly. That's all for this week. Come back.

You don't knock a find out if you got I suck it. I'm terrible. Just get stuck. That's stuck. Joe written all over it. Yeah. I love it. He must be an old clip. He doesn't even have that. No, but I would love to do you so. It would be the closest I've come to a West Blum a long time.

Hard. God. Get it. Get it. Oh, yeah, that's an old segment because that he had Royce on his show back then. So you're going to like 2017, 2018. But listen how different his voice is right there. Yeah, right there right there You see how incredible now is your life One movie Guys what have we done today we've done it all done it all

We have to a third of chips We had a bailout we had had to bail out it. The planes on fire. Engine warning lights are on. We were going going in. We had a bunch out. We had Cedric John, of course, is finally got a beer on the balcony. So you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. And the teases, I have no idea. I'm not even sure if we've got that.

I'm not sure if we've got that. I'm not sure if we've got that. I'm not sure if we've got that. I'm not sure if we've got that. I'm not sure if we've got that. I'm not sure if we've got that. I'm not sure if we've got that. I'm not sure if we've got that.

I'm not sure if we've got that. I'm not sure if we've got that. I'm not sure if we've got idea. I'm not even sure if it's what it is. I know. Isn't that a pretty good tease? I've put on this work and I'm going to do it ahead of time. It's actually a better tease to say, who knows? I didn't think it happened. Well, I think that's just one thing. The last thing to do before we wrap up and everyone, you know, Anthony, even when you crush Chad, he still respects you. You know, I and I hate that. Do you hate that? Because he made him to really turn.

He'll say shit or he'll tweet shit. And then like every, you know, well, he can't say you're not funny because he really knows you're funny. Yeah, thank you. Yes. I do enjoy that part. Like, oh, Anthony's not funny.

Oh, shit, I mean, I do know what I'm doing on Wednesday. Emily Radagowski has a new podcast and Chrissy Mayors can enjoy me to break that down with the hot chick from the blur lines. Yeah, I was in the naked one. Yeah, a woman who is insufferable over said, oh, hell yeah. She wants to like champion feminism and shit. Like, yeah, yeah, you were the hot top of shit. I'm a video. Right, she wanted to sue and she, hell yeah. She wants to like champion feminism and shit. Yeah, yeah. You were

the hot top of shit in the video. Right. She wanted to sue and she went, yeah, I can go, my compole, I can recommend a good lawyer. Yeah, I know a guy. If you never want to win a lawsuit, I have the lawyer for you. So that's the tea. That's it. We're brilliant. I got to see that. Holy shit. This has been a blast. Alex, I think you're happening on. That's what we're doing. Find some of Alex. It's just all over YouTube, Alex, time, printout, and then I'll extend on the grand all the time. If you can't find me, you ain't looking.

That's so true. This guy is fucking everywhere. Including Florida right now. Yeah, there you go. She's amazing. Gued you made blew up like stuttering John. Am I right? Oh.

Mississippi. Oh, hi. You're having anything? Yeah. No, I just played? Missy B. Oh, hi. Thanks for having anything. Yeah. No, I just played video games on Twitch. Missy B good. Missy B in the letter B and good.

Missy B good. Watch a little Call of Duty. Yeah, and you want to just game out. Just drop. No war zone yet. That's not until November. But the multi-player is on. I got my ass handed to me today.

But you know, it's all right. I get a lot of yelling coming from. I mean,, no, that was good. I didn't know yelling. I said, you're going to call duty on American soil. Yeah. What? Like where the like a map, the little land is. Yeah. No. No, that's just like a grand theft auto. As soon as that happens for sure. Yeah, you're thinking of race war of duty. Well, there's going to be a massive. You're going to lead that war. I don't know what it is. Civil war civil war. Yeah. It's on the horizon. It's a civil war call.

Oh my God. And you know when you pick like the good guys on the other side, it'd be like a shave. Oh my God. Everybody. You have unlocked Gavin McGinnis. Awesome. You've unlocked pink side shaved head girl. Yeah. Spitting. girl. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, she spits now. That's a special move. That's a finishing move. Her loogees, dude, you fuck I gotta say, it's obvious, I think to everybody, but your reaction to these people, the laughing, the pointing, they lose their fucking minds. They need you to be the monster, their portraying you as. And if you just laugh at them, you're not, you're not committing the hate crimes. So they freak out, they'll spit at you. They throw shit and it is always funny. And

Swoah was laughing. Rolls-Woah was fucking laughing when you brought up. Fang, Fang, fucking an anal. I said, you how he doesn't care, but he's not. I said, you guys, I'm not gonna get it. Exactly. Exactly. I loved it. I love it, guys. I said it's crushing.

Oh, it's quite a while. It's my course, come. Anthony, you're on the, the accumia show of cop-up media, cop-up media.com. Yes, and also a look for, um, on compound, look for the comedy shows I'm doing with Gavin McKinnis and Josh Danny, having so much fun. Yeah. And I know that Chad accuses me of kissing Anthony's ass. That's why we're friends.

Oh, right. But I will say I went to the standup show Thursday night. Anthony did 30. Secret and righteous arrived. Anthony did 30 minutes just that what happened to him that day. It was all brand new material you crossed with. Oh, yeah, it was fucking pissing. Just remember what happened during the day.

Yeah, I just spouted it off. Yeah, but Anthony has one on his favorite jokes. He talks about the, yeah, police simulator. And what is it? Oh, yes. And that's my favorite. Anthony is. Yeah, that's the one where I, you teach, like that.

It's supposed to teach black people how to interact with the police when they get pulled over. Sure. It's virtual reality goggles. And it's a father and son that are driving around and they get pulled over by the company. He's like, well, it is a father and son. So it's obviously a fantasy genre. I told you he's a race. Can you check the list over here?

Let me see the. Yes. I think I violated Shall I do you want to promote? No, no, no Nothing. All right. I'm just doing this. All right. Please join us again next time It might be the episode we've had that one's for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony. Woo! Starting in the morning. Oh, morning radio. Get down and show these bulls right now.

How are you? What the hell? Watch your fight show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. I'm so touched. I'm so glad you're last time. From Muto, I a family house, John need the Mr. Rogers type segment of the same team to get dressed for the show. It would be similar. For Pritzlach, young children should be forced to do John's videos and order to understand the consequences of alcoholism.

Ridlow shares on a video single at the Any Best Who's Done John's show more than once. T-Rides, you'd think that between W and T-P, Uncle Rico and Kumia Bashin' John, it feel like they are beating a dead horse. The thing with step-joke content, just not one's horse, is an endless stable of places to hide in. I mean, I hope to be better. Bill Beane, I got blocked by John for asking.

And instead of the possibility of actually comparing for your podcast before saving your podcast. Oh, Ken Norris wakes up on the river. He gets a shard on his head. Hey! Hi! He sits down on one of the camo. Hi!

To go to work. J-R-D. So many people have been there. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. So, I'm so sorry. We're doing extra. Carl, I still like your show the past. As I've said before, we just need more. The Capcom cats just aren't as good. Well done.

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Deeply unprincipled opines? I would love it if he had been popped in from time to time to revisit some of the early podcasts they roasted. You can't death in style. Your wife's D.F.'s wife's B.F. agrees. Poptober is a hit. Crota fan 88 points out. Carl, you said that jokes got a paid Patreon episodes like Stehyon. But Chalong Shully says, I'm kidding. He do booty grapes. Holy shit, this podcast is becoming everything that was supposed to be against. They're literally watching Chalong Shouly says, completely visual format through an audio medium. I can't see the downside with this whatsoever. No Surrey, not that blind Mike is going to be bothered either way. And Fatti Lever plays us out with

a surprising take on the men's room. The repetitiveness and banality is very common. All right, well, I just turned it to the Detroit show for a second. It was Elyder. It was quieter in the magic bag than's got to be in the lead. He's got to be in the lead. He's got to be in the lead. He's got to be in the lead. He's got to be in the lead. He's got to be in the lead. He's got to be in the lead.

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Alright, I always like what celebrities call it in the show. I'm glad you're here today. It's a fan of the show. Oh my. I see what else is going on. Hey, are you sure that what it was actually from podcast hitman? Hey Patrick looks like one that that's just something John's cope of. They don't boo. Nobody's also talking about wanting to fuck your wife. That's something that John.

What a fucking loser to the holy shit. All right. That was Iki that letter. Yeah, that was Iki letter, but it did see like something that was gross. Yeah, would you hear that? Yeah, no, I read on the creep off. Okay. The guy who murdered his girlfriend. Oh, yes, so yeah, yes, I mean, a handwritten letter. Oh, and in it, he wrote notes to a bunch of people on the show, crows, this favoritewritten letter. Ooh, and in it he wrote notes to a bunch of people on the show, crows, the spade red. Okay.

You know, I think Anthony was involved, if, and then I said, John, I want to pin your feet behind your head. Oh, I have my way with you all. Oh, yucky. Oh, no, no. Not great. Oh, that great. Sounds like something that happened to him in there.

I'm not the air, right? I don't want to do something that happened to him in there. I don't want to do it now. I'm a part of you can absolutely record those meetings. There's been a number of podcasts I listened to where they interview people from jail. I think the concern only has to come from the prisoner, not the prison. Love you. That was good. Alright, so yeah, I talked about maybe doing a, uh, because you can do a scrape calls with inmates, like a presentation thing. Oh, that's cool. Podcasts, Batman, recording for the show. So maybe we'll do that. That'd be fun.

Hello, my good home. Welcome to the beach. I'm Santa. I'm going to be posting an autopletes pick this week. I'm surprised he's not here promoting it actually, but band-brothers guys excited as we all are obviously. Yeah, I can't wait. I'd like to request foreigner and by foreigner I mean mastodon They All right, we're gonna get our stream shot. Yeah, I'm sure happy right of music. Oh, no can't do that Hey, Carl Gary from San Diego. He was going to have a three beer on the balcony this week was some guests.

He had missed them in the last couple of weeks. So at the end of the Thursday show, he says, well, my no beer on the balcony this week. I'm going to have for a beer on the balcony this week, but it's going to be only for Patreon members to ask questions. Basically, he has no guess. So essentially, he's built his Patreon members. They're paying $5 a month to get exclusive contact like Jay Leno and Larry the Cable guy guy and he can't come up with any guess. He couldn't even come up with Steve Grillor. Scott the engineer. So I'm going to open it up for questions from Benny loco. That's insane. You know, build your members, your Patreon members, John, you're doing a great job of screwing them. I'll get it. Hold back any fuck. He's letting you know what's going on. Hey, two more calls

and then we'll call it a day. Yeah, I know someone said that you were looking at your watch just now. I don't have a watch. I was looking at my watch. Somebody just texted me. It was. People in the chat are saying that people are getting

bored of the show at this point. I think they might be right. Two more points down there. We'll call it. Hey, Carl, I got a podcast just for you. You got to do this. Why do I podcast show? John's always talking about that guy Kevin something a fucking dick. All right, coming back. That would be funny. But why do I do a podcast? Oh Oh yeah. It's not a bad idea. I think Gary called back if I got a car all Gary from San Diego. I got a question for you in the crew. Who do you think the better show booker? Stuttering John who books Benny Locke for his beer on the balcony on Thursday or Baba Buie who books Bruce Springsteen or Halloween

this upcoming Monday. What do you think? Who's that? Yeah, that's a pretty good point Gary when John lexick call out Boba Booey for sucking in his job. It's like, all right, you have been local. He has Bruce Springsteed. So he went to doing something kind of right. Wow, we did it. Woo, woo, woo. I can't believe it. It's actually all came together. You mean after two days of Disney, you know, that,

well, I want to thank Chrissy Mayer for having us. Crushin' us. Yeah, this has been great. This has been so much fun. Met a lot of people that I wanted to meet in person. So that's been really cool. They obviously fucked everything up by having to use my own computer Yeah, everything what else is new?

The internet went down. That was not my fault. That wasn't your internet went down That wasn't me on that one, but a lot of the shit that's been It was probably from me playing Call of Duty before Yeah, probably was Yeah, that might use some some bandwidth there Sorry guys. I mean I was done playing when that happened. So I definitely won. Just record.

The stream's gonna continue on. Let's go. To the superchats. Thank you for the superchats. You've been good. All right. Nightwave. I see you guys.

Thank you for having me, Carl. Thank you for having me. I'm gonna run and go patty. gonna run into patty.