Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep357 - High Low with EmRata

Episode Date: November 4, 2022

This week we check in on the always brilliant Emily Ratajkowski. It's not that you can't be attractive and intelligent, it's just that Emily is not both of those things. I can't think of a worse medium for a woman with perfect breasts than podcasting. Chrissie Mayr has nothing going on so she joins the show to give us her perspective on this awful and meaningless advice. We also chat about Australian "comedians," Stuttering John's last Beer on the Balcony, and Chad Zumock's unhinged behavior and inability to tell a funny joke. That Kevin Brenna roast turned into everyone laughing at Chad. I hope this still haunts him in his dreams. Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called High Love with Emorata. This is a suggestion from Chrissy We have both watched or listened or whatever separately. We have not discussed it We need to look beforehand. Let's get into it. Is this show hosted by Emily Reddodowski? Now who everyone knows yes from she is the hot naked girl from the blurred lines video with Robin Thick from a few years back. And I've only listened to the first episode, the preview teaser, like the one that's like a minute long.

And then I started listening to the Alex Cooper episode. But at no point has she addressed the most interesting thing about her, which is that she was naked in that music video. Well, the funniest part is the description of the show. So this just launched, as Chrissy said, November 1st was the first episode. She does two shows a week, one's interview style, the other one is who knows what the fuck,

and then I guess she does a pay yourself. Yeah, and then she does a pay one eventually as well. So three a week eventually. But listen to this description. Hi, I'm Amarada, AKA Emily Radigowski. No, I'm Amarada, aka Emily Radajowski. No one calls her Amarada. I think she gave herself that nickname, right? She's already thinking ahead to merch.

Yeah, right, exactly. Maybe you know me for my work as an actress or model or maybe you've read my bestselling book, My Body. No one has read your bestselling book, My Body. I'm not that is a book of pictures of your tits. No one has read your best selling book by body. I'm not saying that is a book of pictures of your tits. No one has read that book. Yeah, even then, I'm not going to read it. No, it better be a picture book.

She says, I'm interested in marrying everything high and low brow by talking pop culture and happenings that seem frivolous in a way that raises big questions. Let me read that sentence again, because I don't think it makes sense. Somebody please translate this into English. I'm interested in marrying everything high in low brow by talking pop culture and happenings

that may seem frivolous in a way that raises big questions. My point of the emphasis on the wrong words are so big. I think she's saying nothing is off limits. Oh, what about show? It feels like this was the same discussion that was had before they introduced paper straws into society. Look, it may seem frivolous, but it's going to raise big questions. Yeah, but then we put the paper straws in plastic wrapping.

Shut the fuck up. All right. The straws don't actually work. They break down. Shut up. Actually, we just play the intro from her show. I think she kind of talks about this a little bit This music plays throughout the episode dude so bad I'm Emily Radikowski aka. I'm out of this is high low

High low is a podcast where we talk about low brow things and a high brow way and vice versa podcast where we talk about low brow things and a high brow way and vice versa. Single belt. Yeah. Like, why do we need another loop of this? I don't know. And it happens throughout the show. They're constantly playing that awful music. And it's interesting because she says we talk about low brow things in a high brow way and vice versa. The fuck does that mean?

It's very abstract Carl you'll never understand you're not a woman. It's supposed to sound smart. All right, let me get back to I'm gonna speak for making our dumb shit. It's not important. Let me get back to the description of the show on this podcast I'll be talking everything from politics, philosophy, and feminism to sex, TikTok, and relationships. Well, that is everything. She's got me there. I didn't see hockey in the list, but I'll let that slide. She forgot. She forgot salads.

She forgot salads. Every Tuesday, I'll host intimate conversations with special guests, including celebs, incredible authors, close friends, and people I admire. In the week's second episode, I'll talk about whatever's happening in the world and what it's making me think about, including anecdotes, personal opinions, and ideally, some thought provoking questions. Finally, you can subscribe to a third exclusive episode each week where you need to be part of the show.

I'll go through your comments and answer your DMs. Here's one, Emily. Explain what the fuck this description means, because I'm lost. What does any of this mean? Sounds like you should sign up for that third episode. I think I might need to on this one. Normally I don't like to invest back into the program, I see just take all the money and live like an asshole, but in this case, I might have to invest some of this money back in.

Do you have these questions answered? When do we get to see your tits, Emily? Is that is that answer in the third episode? This is the problem with people like Emily. Is that how many years ago was the board line video? Seven eight. Was it 2013? We're going back.

Aways like those tits aren't better now. Right? I mean, they look great. They look great. They look good. They're probably so great. They're probably so great. 2013.

So after nine years, like, oh, can I see your tits again? It's fine. No. Good. She's had a baby. They're being used right now. They're occupied. So high low.

So, high is like where her tits were at the start of her career. So, now, after the baby got it. It's a whole roller coaster of tits. All right. So, this is her teasing the episodes you're going to do with Alice Cooper, which at this point she's already recorded. She already knows what happens on it. We get into a all kinds of shit.

We talk about her evolution from the clock clock 9000 to making an episode about Roe v Wade. We talk about our personal evolutions. We talk about being multifaceted women. We even talk about politics a little bit. Very excited to have her as my first guest. So you were checking out some of this episode, Chris. I had to know what they meant by multifaceted women. Guess what?

Every person who's alive is multifaceted. Like, guess what? I can go to the gym and get showered and put on a dress and look good. And I can do my taxes. And I can make a sandwich. It's like you're just describing shit that everyone, everyone is multifaceted unless you're a vegetable or in a nursing home. Also, my problem with this is you have Ellis Cooper, who's famous for talking about her

boyfriend, just in her face. That's why we know who Ellis Cooper is. And now she's going to talk about Roe v Wade and politics. It's not that we don't want to hear from women, but stay in your fucking lane. Like nobody wants to hear Peter North talk about the funding of Ukraine, right? That's not what we want to talk about right now. Well, they discussed that in the Alex Cooper episode, how they're having a different, a difficult time, like shifting gears, like Alex was so upset that she was known as the sex girl. And that's what I'm showing. That's And, uh, what are showin' that she's got? That's why people whisten to it.

You talked about sex. The fuck she want. Well, Carl just makes fun of podcasts. Fuck you. Yeah. I mean, when people say that, too, they're like, what else do you deal? Like, I don't know.

It's pretty good, right? Carl, if I want to listen to my gardening tips, so you're not multi-faceted. Why are you not tuning into cooking with Carl? I'm just faceted. I have one facet. Oh, he's showing a lot of faceted women. So do you want anything from Alex Cooper on the Roe v. Wade issue or politics or anything? You know, you got to, you got to like appreciate what Alex Cooper has built for herself and she's incredibly successful. And it's so funny because I know the girls from Guys We Fucked must be

seething, listening to her because she's like, nobody was doing this. You know, before I came into the space, nobody was speaking honestly and candidly about sex and relationships. I'm like, yeah, the Guys We Fucked girls were are they doing a really good job with it? That's funny. Yeah, I didn't think about that. It's like you're not a pioneer. Talking about sex in an audio format has been happening for decades. Dr. Ruth, I mean, I could think of a few examples here.

I mean, we're not talking about hot chicks. So I probably would be smart. And why start there? I guess Amrata is smart too, because her first, technically first, technically first real podcast guest is Alex Cooper. Like, of course, that's strategic there. She's getting the most successful female pod guest or on her show. My first podcast guest was Gino Biscotti. I know. I mean, it's the difference there. You see that? I'm like, Gino's available

on Tuesday. Let's do Gino. Gino's like, hey, could be your second guest too. And your third like, I ain't Gino. That's enough. I gotta do other guests now. Thank you. So clearly she's looking to this podcast is like what I've seen a lot of. Sometimes like porn stars or only fan girls are like even like straight up, not like

escorts, but like people who are known for their bodies and being hot, they have to start planting seeds. Okay, what am I going to do? Like when people don't want to look at me anymore. So this is like their forage. So it's crazy. But with the only fans accounts. Oh, yeah, I have to keep that only for going. All right. This is the name of this episode, or very first episode is sex and the first date.

Emorada asks, so this is her setting this topic up. Today we are investigating the question, should you have sex on the first date? Something I've been thinking about a lot, I'm dating for basically the first time in my life as an adult and I'm fascinated by gender power dynamics in particular. Did she say that she'd be analyzing fucking on the first date? Was that the word that she used for that?

It's a lot of analysis because it does. These are low brow things in a high brow way. Yeah, right. And vice versa. I guess it's that club music that makes it high brow. But she said analizing. I'll be analyzing. I'll be analyzing all my past boyfriends. All right, so now I want to point out that Emraada does a super annoying thing where she likes Stop Talk and she's not asking a question,

but for some reason it sounds like she is. I think, and why I've been thinking about this a lot is just because it speaks so much to power dynamics and sex on the first date is the ultimate example of that because you're dealing with gender dynamics in such a specific little vacuum of a moment. Oh, I didn't even notice that. I know, we was on a vocal fry going out as well. And vocal fry, to me, now I don't even pay attention

to it anymore. It's just so everywhere. But when I heard the fucking up talking, is she Australian? What's going on right now? Why is she talking like that? Toilets? Watch the other way. You call that a knife? You call that knife? How about that 1985 reference? Yeah. I'm sticked on the first date. Pretty sure Chris is like walking up the show right now.

He's like, really, that's your Australian reference? All right, let's move back quickly. I was like, oh, he's newly single. So she's like, I have no one to listen to me, which is why I'm doing this. Fuck. Yes, that's a good point because she brings out her friend, Babs.

And Babs has been single for a while. Babs is her genome, basically. Yes. Yeah, I've been single for, I don't know, like maybe three years, but only kind of just in the last year started three years about dating, you know, I'm a app. She's been single for three years. And the last last year started three thinking about dating, knowing I'm a app. She's been single for three years and the last year she's been thinking about dating.

Red flag, big red flag here with Babs. I think Babs is only here to make Emily look better. Yes, I think you're right about that. Babs is like having Chad Zumak open for your comedy set. Whoa, compared to Babs. She's a fucking guy. Babs is very cool. Very nice. Let me ask you guys this. This is Babs talking. And again, they speak

in a language that's not native to me. So if someone could try to translate this one on the fly, I'd really appreciate it. Anyone speak multifaceted woman. All right. I'm looking at you, Discord. Let me know the way I can explain it is like a some change of power dynamic or something within the relationship. That would only be true if I allowed that to be true.

I just reject that as reality. And also like obviously if I sleep with someone on the first date and he, even if it's subconscious for him, thinks that he has then conquered me or something, I have absolutely no interest in having any sort of a relationship with a person like that because even if it's deep work,

he needs to be looking at that and figuring it out. What the fuck did she just say? I don't know. These women are trying to explain what they feel. And throughout this whole episode, they talk about how important it is and they keep saying we're sexually liberated women, we're feminist women. And they, and they, this is probably where I was in my 20s, too. Like I don't know how old M. Roda is, but I think when she was on with Alc scoop or

Alc scoop or my only be 26 or 27 herself. So it's like they're, they're trying to talk this out and figure out like, why don't I feel good when I have casual sex? And like, they realize, oh, you get attached. And then the guy ghosts you and they're like, oh, well, the way that they speak about they go, you're giving your power away. Because it's like, when someone, when you sleep with somebody and then it doesn't work out, you do feel powerless.

And, but they're, they're using it in a way that's that's talking about like men and women not being equal and they don't understand that like when men and women are just different. It's like trying to go for equality is fucking stupid. And anybody who listens to like someone like Jordan Peterson already knows this. It's just like you have to just accept your differences. And if you if having casual sex and then feeling bad afterwards, well, then you have to stop like putting out early. Then you do have to wait and see if you have that connection with somebody. But the way they talk about it is like, Oh, it's about power.

Yeah. They talk about their power dynamic quite a bit. And I don't know. They kind of assume that the men have the power and the relationship, which is not true. When you're a smoke show, when you're a ten, you have the power and that relationship. Not how bad is the sex that the guy is ghosting you. Right. I know. It doesn't make a lot. I mean, you must be really annoying. Yeah, right. But the circles that that maybe not babs, but the circles that Emily is in, there probably are a lot of guys who go, I fucked the hot girl from blurred lines. It is. She doesn't realize, I think how hot she is.

You do kind of have to conduct yourself a bit differently because guys will really try and like hit that and be like, all right, check more so than like me or probably babs. But you know what I mean? No, about this power dynamic that they're talking about and like trying to have the power like I Witness you and Frank. I mean you obviously have all the power in this relationship I mean Frank is it way over is that Packing him. Yeah, it's in wiggle for his head with you So he's doing everything he can to try to keep you around so you know

That's the power dynamic that I witnessed firsthand at the content house and this idea that they're like well, man You know, we have to keep the power away from the men because the men have the power, you were there during research. That was there doing some deep analysis. Let's see. I'm kidding. I'm only kidding. I'm only kidding.

But it is interesting though that she talks about, I don't like a guy who just wants to sleep with me to conquer me, whether he realizes that or not, whether he even thinks that or not, that's a problem. Like, wait, what do you, how do you figure, so the guy doesn't know what you do? What? Are you talking on these dates at all?

Are you spending any time talking? Like, are you getting any sense of this? Hopefully not. What is the person likes you or not? All right, so then Emily has figured out there's three types of men. Well, in this past week, I came up with a new theory, which I feel like is related to this,

that there are three types of men. There are babies, there are monsters, and then there are baby monsters. Okay. And then this time I've heard this. Really? She goes, I came up with this last week, and then her friend goes,

this is the first time I've heard this, she goes, really? Well, yeah, because you just came up with it. It's the first time anyone's heard this. Here's the price. I don't like that they, I think it's really insincere to just right off the bat start stereotyping all men. Like I want to hear specifically

what went wrong in your last relationship. Yeah. It's easier and it's really a good way to put them in arms distance. Like you're not really connecting with your audience as much when you just talk about generalities. Like it seems like they're just trying to be funny and like generally shit talk men rather

than like, okay, this last relationship here's what went wrong. They don't get really like deep into, I mean, we'll probably get to it later. Like at one point later on they get into something that's kind of vulnerable. But I just don't, I don't know, I'm probably being overly grateful. Yeah, no, this is, this is a stupid thing to say. There, there's babies, there's monsters and there are monster babies, whatever it is. No, everyone knows there's three types of men. There are dicks, there are pussies and there are assholes. And that sums up everything.

Apparently, it's already been done. The South Park guys already figured this one out. We don't need you to analyze it for yourself. You can just take that and go on. Then there are baby dicks. Why are you looking at me all of a sudden, Chris? Jeez, that was a drug tie contact. Content house. For the first time. He's going to hot tub one time.

So shrinkage. So who are the monster dicks? I thought everyone was in the hearts of naked kids. You guys are bad things. That's the problem. All right, so because they're throwing out all this information, I want to make sure they're doing some research and they're getting this information from a reliable source.

If a woman has sex with a man the first time, she's unlikely not going to be sexually satisfied. We found this stat that was actually in a TikTok. Oh, okay, they found the stat on TikTok. Well, good. It's embarrassing how many times they mentioned TikTok as a source of their research. You know, you didn't pick up on that one too.

They're like, well, I was watching this TikTok video. What I figure out is like, well, stop right there. Pretend you, you open up an encyclopedia or something. Just make that up. You say TikTok, the CCP gets its wings. Yeah, I think that's true. So these women are addicted to tic tac. They're addicted to attention.

They're constantly going out on dates with guys and probably having sex with them on the first day. Not not even sure, but I think that it's pretty clear that they're both pretty easy. I think we can say that we've both had sex if not on the first date relatively quickly. Wait, what? These two girls are easy? Holy shit.

Crown breaking. Do we get into the fact that Babs is that I figured out why Babs is insufferable. Babs is an early childhood teacher, which if you will remember from my previous teacher rant, there's something about like teachers are all inseparable, but an early childhood teacher thinks it explains why she's single. Number one, number two, they're so arrogant. And they think what they do is so fucking important and complicated.

And they're breaking down like, how kids learn? And if you put the, if you put the ball into the cup and mix it around a certain type of child is going to remember where the ball was. It's like they're horrible. They're horrible to listen to. And there's a point where she relies on her early childhood teaching experience to explain men. Like it's a very condescending way to explain like male behavior.

And it's inaccurate. Actually, I have babs responding to what you just said, Chrissy. That's true. All right. So the other thing they do is they get into what they admire about each other. Something I really admire and love about you is that you do have days where you feel really sad about the way something's going with a guy and you're sad about it and you'll cry.

She has human emotions. Wow, I wouldn't have guessed that. She's such a real person. Celebrities are just like us. Do one thing I admire about you, Chrissy, is like when the camera's on, you put out a show. It's amazing. It's amazing how you do that.

What a weird thing to admire about someone, like, oh, you get bummed out about guys fucking you over and cry about, it's amazing. It's amazing how you do that. What a weird thing to admire about someone. Like, you get bummed out about guys fucking you over and cry about it. It's amazing. Get way to empower yourself with that. Really impressive. I just don't know how Emily is at the age she's at. She doesn't know. Oh, I don't want to be treated like a trophy.

Emily, you are trophy. Like one of the biggest. A trophy that should be mounted. Yeah, then put away. And I want to point out she's 31. I looked it up when you were talking about that earlier. So, so M.I.U. is 31. Alex Cooper's 28. All right, so you know, they're both in that.

They're getting up there. They're getting ready for the glue factory. So, actually, talk about how amazing it is how she cries and she gets upset and she cries. This is amazing. They come up with this. Yeah, I think if we could all collectively come together and be more willing to be more vulnerable and more men and women.

Correct. All people dating, sleeping with one another. That was a dig in men by the way. Yeah. Men and women. We should all be just crying a lot and talking about our feelings. Sounds like a blast. I know, right.

We're into the feet of position. Aren't you upset? I ride. I'll be more upset. I better see some crying out tears at all. At first, I couldn't believe Babs was single for three years. Now I can't believe it's only been three years. All right, this is the exciting conclusion that they come up with after this very important

conversation about whether or not to have sex on the first date. It's complicated. It's complicated. Thank you so much for coming on. Thank you for having us. It's very fun. It's so, so fun. I love hearing the stuff and having you mic'd up and the headphones on.

Look at Mike here about to lay down a track. We will be right back to discuss further. Hi, so their big conclusion is it's complicated. And then they talk about how fun that's been for who? Who was having fun? I wasn't having fun. Were you having fun, Chrissy? We didn't learn anything about, we want to hear about Rob.

Tell me what Rob and Thicks boner feels like. What? Press up against your back. That is all I'm listening for. Chris, you got it. We're too excited about Robin Thicks now. I'm just saying there's no sex talk. No.

No. What celebrities have you hooked up with? Where are places that you go and hang out? Who's been as like name as many names as you can? Why else are people tuning into you? Well, to find out that whether or not they have sex on the first date is complicated. No, it's easy. But if you're a guy, if you're a broad, actually, it's pretty easy.

All right. So then there's an ad read. And the audio on this was garbage. They actually tell you the credits at the end. There was an actual engineer working on this. She should be fired immediately. I had to bring this up 14 DBs to be able to hear it but I have an interesting observation about this ad right here. So as you guys can probably imagine I don't have a lot of time to sit down between being a mom and just traveling so much and now podcasting I don't always get to sit

down for a meal and to keep my energy up I've started to snack a lot and I've been specifically snacking on macadamia nuts Not just any nut. Let me tell you about macadamia nuts. I'm not these nuts Making his up. She doesn't add read for macadamia nights and what's hilarious that the first ad was for eggs So it's literally eggs and nut are what the as there's a gliminal thing going on here They're here and not are what the as there's a gliminal thing going on here. There has to be here. A little undertones. She's like, my sponsors are just things I have laying around in my kitchen.

I mean, there's no brand or anything. I forgot. I think the ex there is a great. And the number three and I love Gamy's nuts in my mouth. It was it was bizarre. And also, I think it's really great that she can tell us

the story that we can all relate to. You know, like when you're a single mom and you're traveling around the world, you're hosting a podcast, Magadamia Nuts is the head. It's like no one has that lifestyle. That's a rich person snack. No, she's doing how much academia sense.

It's a good tiny, like a baby food container of Magadamia Nuts is probably like $9 or something. It's crazy. Or you can get 20% off with the MRada promo count. Oh, okay, it was cold blur. Yeah. So then the babs has gone from the show.

They do the head. Yeah, the babs lasted 10 minutes. Oh, but it was so fun. They had so much fun. Oh, this is so fun. I love that you have a microphone in front of you, and this is so fun. Ugh.

Do you feel like crying? So fun to see you with headphones. I've never wanted to do a show. Producer Chris and I are down here for two and a half three hours. I've never been like, well, that was fun. I'm always like, I get the fuck out of it. I'm like out of the room.

We're just smoking the shape of me. Yeah, I'm being it. I'm like, I'm being it. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, me. Yeah, I've been in it. A crisp shaped cloud of smoke. There's a hole in my front door. It's a cool in man, yeah. There's a Herman monster hole in the door. He didn't leave fast enough, it might've been in, yeah. These girls contradict themselves so many times, they talk about how sexually liberated

they are and how they don't need a man. It's like the first episode is about men. And they say, yeah. It's a scale, they're on back-to-test. It's, you're right, it's so funny, because all they do is talk about men. And why don't men respect us? And how do we get men to respect us?

And I don't know if I even like men, but I love them all. I want to be right. So then they bring on. I mean, love cock, hate men. Ah, what do you guys do? What do they do? So then they bring on love cock, hate men, ah, what do you all do? What do they do? So then they bring on the producer

and the executive producer from the show. And this is the producer's takeaway from this original conversation with Babs and Emily. What I'm starting to take away is that we just need to stop caring if they like us or not. Perfect. And honestly, that will solve all of your problems. Does that guy even like you?

I don't know who cares, he gives a shit. By the way, this is also what hookers do. They actually prefer the guys aren't into them. Because I think it's complicated and weird. They're like, oh, does that guy like, I fucking hope not, I'm just fucking him. You do, that's, that's, like, it's, when you're at a point in your life where you are having

a lot of casual sex, like you really do have to make that shift of like, I'm not gonna like anyone, I'm gonna shut down. Like, it's how my friends who're like, where you are having a lot of casual sex, like you really do have to make that shift of like, I'm not going to like anyone. I'm going to shut down. Yeah. Like it's how I, my friends who were like in the adult business, they go, all right, sometimes you get someone with a bad face, you got to look at the couch, you know, that's, that's her sounding like, well, yeah, they're sounding like, oh my God, the guy texted me in the next morning.

Fuck that. He's fucking with me. He must be trolling me. He can't possibly like me. I don't like him. I'm so liberated and strong. Oh, but you also have to protect yourself. Like they don't realize like what they're doing. The casual sex is not protecting them in the way. It's like you can see that it's the same kind of like vicious cycle. And I don't know if this is a clip you were thinking

of playing, but it might have been with barbs when they're talking about, oh, I had to send barbs so many screenshots of my conversations. Like, I need, I'm like, you're not a strong, liberated woman. If you can't even have your own conversation by yourself, like, you're not, if you need your friend to help you text a guy, you're not strong or codependent. And like, yeah, they're talking about the dating apps. They're talking about the dating apps and they had to go through like this back and forth.

I don't, he said, sup, how should I reply to that? Okay. What you're going to want to do? Hold on, I'll call you back in a half hour. I got to think this one through. I don't, he said, sup, how should I reply to that? Okay, what you're gonna wanna do, hold on, I'll call you back in a half hour. I gotta think this one through. It's like, Jesus Christ, ladies. Taking a little seriously. So the producer, Chelsea, is dating and her fucking voice. What about you, Chelsea?

What do you think? Are you dating like what's? I am dating. There's a chalkboard, Chelsea. I am dating. I'm dating. I think it's like the dinosaur is having like, the fran drasher. It's like that meme when they're like the boob guy, the leg guy, then they call him the feet guy, that's Chelsea.

Gross. All right, so Chelsea has some really good advice, because this is why she's on the show to give the young women advice on dating and hooking up on the first date. My rule is not to sleep with a guy on a first date, but I do it all the time. That's right. I'm really glad you're here. Thanks for sharing with that. Thank you for your fire.

Thanks for nothing. That's probably the worst advice I've ever heard of the podcast. I was doing a lot of bad advice podcasts. I have a very specific role. I never fuck on the first day. And by the way, I never file that role. I tell all my guy friends not to ever fuck because now I'm single and I just want to fuck.

That was me in college. I down a whole like bag of chips. I'm at my diet starts tomorrow. And then you just can't be over and over again every day. That's Chris yesterday. Yeah. All right. So then there's finally some advice for guys.

This is what I've been waiting for in this whole episode, Chris. But one of my friends gave her number out to the sky. She was a little drunk. She was like, he was cute, but I was armed for four seconds. And I'm not really sure about it, whatever. He kept texting, kept drunk. She was like, he was cute, but I was armed for four seconds, and not really sure about it, whatever. He kept texting, kept texting, she stopped responding. Then she got a text that was like, hey, I would eat your ass if you're in the back.

I'm just going to be real with you. I would eat your ass if you're in that kind of thing. And she was like, funny enough. I kind of felt like, you know, I appreciate the upfrontness. I appreciate the upfrontness, too. So guys, if you're texting with a girl, you're not getting a response. Maybe text you like 28 times in a row.

Maybe 33 in the last three hours. This is what you do. It's like I would eat your ass. So take that the way you would tend to. I'm sure. Just eat it. No matter what's going on back there. Yeah.

Right. I'll be your personal bidet. I call my tongue the bidet. I want to seize the bidet. So now, oh god. So this show is just not good for anyone. It's unhealthy in every single way. It's unhealthy people talking about terrible ideas,

horrible advice. When they are making sense, most of the time, I don't know what they're saying. And then when they do say something, I'm like, well, that's horrible advice. When they are making sense, most of the time, I don't know what they're saying. And then when they do say something, I'm like, well, that's horrible advice. Don't do that. I liked, there was a nugget of this that I liked. And I don't know, maybe it's like in one of the clips or not.

It was around the 20 minute 43 mark. And one of them saying, I didn't like these guys, but I wanted them to like me. I think that's actually a very interesting nugget. And it's so it's like, can we put a pin in that? Can we explore why did the validation feel so important to you? And then you can like go deeper into yourself. I think that's actually interesting

because that's something a lot of women deal with. It's like the sluttiness happens is because you lack self worth and you think that like you have to just keep putting out for somebody to like you. Chrissy, you are way overqualified to be out of this show. If you guys are talking about that, they'd be like, I get this bitch outta here. You're out.

She's got way too much good advice going on. But then you get into the deep like self-esteem issues, which a lot of people have. And then you could go, oh wow, Emra, she's so relatable. But instead of just being like, oh my god, I don't understand why everyone wants to hook up with me. It's like, okay. Because you're hot. It's only because you're hot. It's not your personality. It's not the fact that you're a single mom. That's for damn sure. But it's so dumb. They haven't figured out like, oh, they it's so important to them to keep saying that they're sexually liberated, but it's if having sex on the first date makes you feel bad and you feel used, well, then you didn't have a satisfying experience.

Well, then you have to like rethink that. There's a maybe the conclusion is, oh, maybe it feels better to wait and get to know somebody. Well, no, because it's funny. Both of the producer and executive producer come on and say, oh, yeah, my current boyfriend, I fucked him on the first day. Oh, yeah, it's great. It's just what you do.

In fact, this is their strong conclusion right here. See if you can make sense of this one. There's this quote like, all streams lead to the sea. I feel like if you're gonna date somebody, you're gonna date them. I do really think that. What are you, you're gonna get caught, get caught.

Get caught. You're gonna like the one. You're the stream and they're the sea. Basically what I think what she's saying, all streams lead to the sea is like, do whatever the fuck you want, whatever. It's all just gonna happen the same way no matter what. It's like, no, the decisions you make

is what leads to the life that you live, dummy. All streams lead to the sea. There's, I understand having the belief of like everything happens for a reason, but I don't like it when people say, you know, whatever happens happens is meant to be and that means your hands off the wheel, you're not making responsible decisions. You're not like, you know what you happens, happens is meant to be. And that means your hands off the wheel, you're not making responsible decisions.

You're not like, you know, what you're doing. It's pretty lazy. Yeah. Yeah, especially for out of the advice show. Just do what I do. Wig it. Why are you running into the life show? Yeah.

Do it or not. I don't care. I'm rather here. I'd rather hear comedy advice from Chad Zumak than these women tell me about dating. It would be better. Nobody wants the air from Barbz. No one wants the air from the producer.

That's true. No, they're all idiots. And Emily Radajowski, as for some reason, Saron is herself with these people. I guess to make herself look better. She's like, I need ugly friends. I need dumb friends.

I need dumb co-hosts. I gotta look good somehow. How am I going to get a whole new crew? Maybe this is a podcast that is geared towards like women who are like 21, 22 years old, but if you're like any older than 30 in your listening to this, you're like, yeah, this is a bit, this is very much a 101 conversation here. And there's nothing I either want to hear you getting super vulnerable. I either want to hear some hot tea about you and your celebrity friends where you go. What's going

on? Um, or that or what guys we functioned which is actually interesting, which was they would bring in guys that they had hooked up with and interview them about like what was good and what was bad. That's actually getting personal. This is like bland as fuck. Well, it's also annoying to people like myself because her first show out of the gate has sponsors on it. She's already talking about behind the pay wall. We're gonna do this on that show. That's not fair.

It's like, dummy, I know that you're famous because you have amazing tits that are just perfect tits. What was I talking about? They really are perfect. I was talking about our tits, right? But it's just so annoying for me that you would assume or whatever behind her would assume that there's gonna be thousands of people wanting to listen to what you have to say. No, she was so obnoxious, she was pregnant on social media.

She's constantly posing like, topless and a little bikini through their big fucking pregnant belly hanging out. And it's like, can you just give it six months? We'll come back to you. Just six months off. It's fine. Yeah. Let the, let the afterbirth finish coming out. That's just stream going to the sea.

I just don't like it's icky. It's icky because she sort of, I saw her be friending a couple of years ago. When Amy Schumer was getting more political. I saw this Emily Rajaski chick was kind of hanging around and I'm like, this is what she's doing. Like you get famous like in Schumer's case or being funny or an Emily's case or being super hot. And then they wanted like pivot and hang on to all the fame and then keep growing.

And then they end up becoming like tools. I think for the Democratic party and they just become tools of the left. And I think that's where I see this going. Well, I know the producer Chris is going to become an underwear model. And I've recommended against that. But we all have to pivot in some way, Chris. That's cool, bro. We all have to reinvent ourselves one way or another. Let's all be multifaceted. Yeah. Yeah. See? All right. I want to I want to move on to our bridge of the week. And this one comes in from Stephen Collins. I guess there's a show called

BigsoftTitty.Ping. And this is what he wrote to me., says, not sure if you are familiar with the Australian comedians, Demi Lardner and Tom Walker. They are the champions of Namity, non-comity, Namity. Never heard that one. And have been a trash and meme to quite a bit over the years. I have not listened to one second

of this as it would be too painful, but you should. Here's a few examples of these unfunny people. So here are these performers from Australia. I'm not sure if you're familiar one second of this as it would be too painful, but you should. Here's a few examples of these unfunny people. So here are these performers from Australia. We'll check out what they do. Let's have some fun. I like feeling good, yeah I like feeling nice

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I thought I explained that to you. So that was Tom Walker. Okay. His brand of nomadie. His brand of non-comedy. And this is his partner in crime, Demi Lardner. Let's see what she's up to. This looks like something you see at the fringe festival.

Yes. Oh, did I hear someone say they wanted to hear my dad's Google history? Dad's Google History. Dad's Google History. What is the name of the woman? Oh my god, this is a knockoff of uh, Kirk Brown-Oller and Kristen Shaw. They used to do a bit, I don't know if it started at the UCB. I really think she's copying it. There's shit my dad says, which was like a book

and then turned into, or a website and then turned to a book and then a sitcom, William Shatner. The music and how it sounds. Oh, okay. So you think, you think that I would hate to be the person that got ripped off and this is what it turned into. I got to deal with this. Don off and this one turned into another guy. I got to do it this

Don't put this one on me All right, are you do you have enough of that? All the birds But... That's good! He's a real, he's a million years old. Can you please tell me if there is a new mic to 10? Thank you! Alright, maybe I'm not Australian.

It's possible. This is like every girl I fight with on Twitter and everyone who tries to get my comedy shows shut down. It does look like, it's fact. I think that's who that is. Thought I'd think about it. All right, let's talk real quick because we are right now in a new world. It is no John November.

Big announced for everybody, Senator John is a done-zell, but he did do a beer on the balcony on October 31st. Woo! Woo! Gakia! Did you know about this, Chrissy? The John is taking a break from podcasting. No. So what he did was on November 1st, he said he was gonna have like a Kardashian on or something, which, you know, he was just trolling people. He's like, well, the Kardashian postponed,

but I said, I have really fought three funny people you're gonna love. And then he just played three stuages. Never went on just played for three stuages. See, three times a month off, like, wash all his clothes, wait for his bruises to go away, like, exfoliate, take them off. No, it's going to start doing some serious drinking and all this podcast, he's going to get the way of it.

Maybe he'll come back in a month looking spelt and healthy. You're mad, Jim. He's going to do a detox. That'd be, I'd be amazed if that were the case. Yeah, there is speculation online. Maybe he's gonna get his place fumigated for bugs. Well, I did see a lot of speculation. Some people think that he's gonna be making the move with Hindu, his mother's house.

He's selling his apartment in Kenoga Park to move back to Long Island. I don't know if that's the case or not. I think this is my humble opinion. He's tried every which way to try to thwart the troll, actually the trolls from getting clips of his show. So he took down all of his YouTube channel. That's what he's been doing over the last month. And now he's got this new idea, check out this.

This is brilliant. Yeah, baby. Welcome to the world, famous, stuttering John. Let me just point out real quick, because there are stains all over his shirt. And I think that he's trying to lean into the joke now. I could be wrong, he might be this disheveled, but the last few episodes, he's wearing a shirt back or he's kind of like trying to, he's shaped as mustache, in half,

and then the other half. I think he's trying to be quirky now, to give people like talking about him. The thing that is microphone. Right, so I'm not buying it. I'm not buying the stains on his shirt, but it also is possible. I'm not buying the forced quirkiness.

Right, yeah, it's too obvious. I can't have it have a little too fun. Unpodcast, beer on the balcony edition. As you know, I've been posting different links. Why? Because some assholes on my Patreon have been posting the links and giving it out for free. They think they irritate me. They don't. I don't give a frog's fat ass. But they must love this show. You can't

say that I'm doing this thing so that I can't post the links anymore. I said, I'll fake links, fuck them up. And I don't even care if they do post the links in the show. Well, those two things don't compute. There's in the same sentence. I think if this is going to get a frog's fan ass, please stop posting it. So since this episode, he has posted. So where was this? What secret channel is this on? Oh, well, yeah, I know. Go figure. He still has to put out the link at some point. Some people can watch it. So it's not like it's like, fuck, I can only click two links today. He got me.

I'll try to do it too. Oh, there it is. There we go. Okay. So John put out on his page around. He goes, no one's going to be charged. We're taking a break. We'll be back in January of 2023.

Now again, that could be a misdirection. We don't. Yeah, he's saying that he's taking off the next two months. I just know John November sounds better than no John December, so that's why I said. Anyway, so John brings on his guess. This introduction is something else. Chrissy, you could only hope that one day, you'll be out of show, and this is how you'll be introduced. He has a special place in my heart. Why?

Because when I decided I wanted to start to withstand up comedy, I saw this person, not only perform in the K- rock comedy contest, but win. He win. And he won the comedy contest. He did it first place. He had the best score. Not only was he in the contest, he win. And he win, and he won a comedy contest. He just said, he said smugly.

I got a comedy contest. Could you imagine a guy's today very special treat for you. Chrissy mayors, you want a radio comedy contest once in the 80s. What's bring her on? Yeah. Poor dad. Very impressive. And then he goes on to say that when he watched this guy do stand up, he got advice from this guy and how did you stand up. And this guy instructed John and how to do stand up. I wouldn't want that credit. No. This is the guy who taught me about hygiene. Oh my life, Joey Kohler. He's really funny. So without further ado, from Belmoa Long Island,

I used to date a girl from Belmoa. She was dumb as a wall. I called her Belmoa Run. But without further ado, Joey Kohler, everybody. Hey, can you hear me? I can hear you, Joey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,? I can hear you, Joey. Yeah, I can do it. My brother. I'm doing good. Look, look how good I look. Look, look. He looks like a guy who goes on shows a lot. It's real comfortable with that.

He got stung by some bees, Joey Colour. Yeah. His eyes are usually more open. He goes on to explain why he looks the way he looks. So I won't spoil that one for you. Reaction or something. But it's interesting because this guy has had a career in comedy. I was actually surprised that you know who this was. Chrissy. He's so funny. Yeah, I've done two with him.

Oh, okay. I wonder because he's a New York guy. So I was wondering if maybe you'd cross paths. Yeah, he's a long Island guy mostly. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, he's a long island guy mostly. Yeah, okay. All right. Well, genuinely funny.

This is what makes this guy so interesting right here. You know, so I'm 61. My wife and I married 35 years and me on a switch. I like to eat a good meal, watch real a fortune and just go to bed and just hang out with my wife. No, I did it all. I did it all. I did it all. I did it all I did it all I know everybody did it all you know and that's and that's it he's done it all yeah what else is there

to do real for it yeah I was actually gonna ask you about supper but that's coming up later in the show. The fuck. So are you fucking 31 years? I know he didn't ask of that. Oh, no. All right. So then John has to tell his guest about his trolls and about how. Yeah, about how he's thwarting his trolls. Joe. Uh, my son's text to me.

Sorry. Uh, all right. So I'm going to pause it there. Go ahead. Isn't the son a daughter now? Well, he does have a son. He has two sons. Oh, oh Two sons and a daughter. I keep getting that confused. I'm not trying to fuck with John I really don't care about his kids. I don't pay attention to him at all I know that people are interested in him like John can't shut up about his kids But I don't really care, but this is where people get suspicious of John,

because he's distracted and he says, oh, my son just texted me. But then listen to what he says right after that. It makes me think that he's lying about that. Uh, my son's texted me, sorry. Yeah, well, the guy, you know, these guys love this show so they post it so the guy, you know, these guys love this show so they post it. So the guy finally has figured out the, because I, I sent out two, two fake links.

So I can have this guy fucking scrambling all over the, right and get the real one. See, what you're talking about now is even creep to me. I don't know what the links, I don't know where you going, how you sent down. I don't know, links. I've got all of this stuff. I have no idea what any of it is. Yeah, it's great to everyone. So what I do is people who pay me money. I said the fake links. So they can't find my show. It's not watching the show. Yeah. Right. Yeah. That's confusing to me too. I don't feel

bad there, Joey. It's kind of stupid. But why would you have people who pay me money? And I want to confuse them and I'm quitting? I don't want them fighting the chop. Why would you say, oh, I'm sorry, I'm distracted. My son's texting me. Yeah, yeah, I guess they found the link. Is his son telling him that the trolls found the link? What's the connection there? It doesn't make any fucking sense.

So I was confused by that. Okay. So now I'm going to explain why I don't know who the fuck Joey Cola is and I'm gonna give myself a pass on this one And then I got a bunch of heat and then I I did the cruise ships for a while almost had a nervous breakdown on the cruise ships And then my wife said no more cruise ships. Why? I did have a Chas so so carry your compassionate Then I was having the respect. Why? He's smiling. I know.

Tell the other guy to break down. Yeah. I want to feel better. Yeah. For the trolls on the cruise ship. Well, is it the trolls? The trolls follow you under the cruise ship. So he was a cruise ship, comic.

For a while, before that, got to be too much for him. Which I'll spoil it for you, in case you were planning on watching this episode, which I don't think a lot of people were, is in my transformative content after all. But it goes on to say that he's so good on the cruise ships that he would be on there for a week, and then they wanted it for two weeks,

and they wanted it for four weeks, and he's got a growing family and young Jordan at home, and he got it overwhelmed. And I was just thinking like, well, you could just tell him you can't work 28 days straight. If you want, you know, that would probably be the solution. But hey, what do I know? I'm not a cruise ship comic.

I don't want to be one. Maybe the G-N-S wife on a cruise ship. Ah, interesting. And that's because what would be the reason to never do it again? Dude, holy shit. I didn't even think about that angle of it. When I work too much, Frank is just like, oh, yeah. Now we know I can't be gone for two straight weeks.

Like next trip, I'll be gone 10 days or something, but he wouldn't say don't go on the road anymore. Well, that's interesting because I never thought about that. On a cruise ship, you have all these women who are looking for US citizenship, right? Oh, shit. And they're all drunk and they want that. D.

Well, I'm talking about the employees, but they might be drunk too, I don't know. I don't know what's going on. I didn't see Titanic. All right, this is... How do I want to be a cruise ship? I know, right now it's starting to make a little bit of sense. So then he says, after the cruise ship thing

his wife made him stop doing that, he was Rosio Donald's warm-up person. And John has to explain to his audience what a warm-up person is, John has to explain to his audience, what a warm-up person is, because we don't know that, John. Captain Shobin's gonna explain to us, when there's a live audience,

you know, I used to do that for the Leno show. I was the warm-up guy, my God. Anyway, he goes on this list of shows that he was the warm-up guy for. So again, the reason why I wouldn't know he is, because he's just entertaining studio audiences for TV shows. And then he goes on to say, America's got talent.

I was the warm up guy for AGT back when Howard Stern was on that. Now, America's got talent, films out of LA until Howard Stern got the job and they moved the whole operation to New York for Howard. And John mentioned he knew this guy from him winning a K rock comedy contest. So this is a really dumb question out of settling John's mouth. I did the the the the AGT years what Howard was there because Gary called me and said Howard wants me to to be there. So I did that radio.

How did Howard know who you were? John Howard is the reason why you were on K-Rock. I know he's not smiling anymore. Yeah, well Howard, Howard, what's in you? What is the request me? Did he lose my number? Did he give you popcorn? What a fucking idiot so this guy goes on to explain that, well, because I was on that

K-Rock contest, that's how you and I met, dude. Yeah, I remember the intro. I know the people that would search out, back in the day, I met, dude. I don't remember. Yeah. Remember the intro? I know. I know the people that would search out, back in the day, I like, holy shit, what a fucking idiot. So what they keep talking about,

the reason why he won that contest is because of this Bob Ross bit he used to do. That's the painter, right? I almost said Jeff Ross. Bob Ross, the painter guy. And so this guy, Joey Collar, are you familiar with this bit? By the way, Chrissy. What bit is it?

I don't know because John was trying to find it before the show. He tries to find it during the show. They're constantly trying to find this bit because John wants to show off. Oh, you're going to love this bit. And this is a bit of Joey's. Yes. This is one of Joey's bits where he pretends to be Bob Ross and I guess it kills. No, I know a bit of his story pretends to be like, I think a parrot or something or a cat.

That's, but I don't think I know this bit. Bob Ross is not a cat or a parrot. He was a man. Chrissy. Don't disrespect Bob Ross. I know. Happy trees. Happy trees, exactly.

So this is, I love John, because he's constantly, you know, we were talking about multi-tasking when we were on the content house. John cannot multitask at all. So as soon as he gets distracted with one task, he just ignores his guest. And his guest is going on and on.

And there might be some interesting anecdotes going on, but John is not even listening. And George Collins and I became good friends. We would actually talk on the phone and I don't want to say that I wrote four George Collins, but we would run bits together and stuff and have conversations and some of them wound up in his act as well as some of his stuff winding up in my act. Is there any place that I could find it? I don't know. I don't even know. I don't know where you'd go to see it.

He's talking about French-Sourced Carlin. I thought for sure it's out there. Everything else is out there. Yeah, everything else is out there. I mean, but I don't know. I can't even find it myself. Yeah, his wife's tenderizing chicken in the fucking kitchen next door.

So that's annoying. And then you got this guy talking about how like, yeah, I kind of wrote some of George Carlin's bits. You know, we used to talk on the phone all the time. The question is, which bits? We all know Carlin's bits, which one? That's amazing. It said it's like, where the fuck is this thing?

I've been looking for it. Figure out before the show, whether or not you're gonna find the video you want or not Once the video starts that ship has sailed. Yeah move on If you want to talk about explain it great, but he's continuing to look for it and Fucking up what could have been an interesting conversation Which tells it what you're describing Carl is show prep. It's it show prep. And then Chrissy, what you want to do is if you don't do show prep, you pretend that you did.

By saying, yeah, I was gonna play that bit, but that's not important. Explain to us what that did for you, or just make it seem like you didn't even want to do that. Instead of going, yeah, George Carl and Schmarlin, where is the lick? Do you have a lick to the suckin' thing? Like a pig.

All right, so then this is a really funny thing. Joey pays Jada Kapleman. Jada's not used to this. You just had to wait. Well, I haven't had a reason to clap yet. You look good, man. You're morphing into an old coffee on old mafia Don is what you look like now Do you see how John wasn't trying to take that you look good? He's like, uh, where's this guy?

He's waiting for the other shoot a drug. Yeah, where is this guy? You look good. How fucking murder you and your family? Because John's looking at himself while this guy's going to do it, good. He's like, uh, he's already texting denim guy with a cane. You know what to do. Yeah. Cause I know some trolls who could use this amendment blocks right now. Right.

All right. So now we're, they're going to talk about this is John glory days, his band, what he was in back when he's on the Howard Stern show. I guess this guy was saying he looked just like Anthony Keedis with the long hair and he gave him the idea of doing an under the bridge parody. Then I guess John performed on stage or something. Anyway, none of that matters. I'm just setting up this next hilarious joke.

And you had a band. You had Rubber Beaver at that point, right? Yeah, Rubber Beaver. Yeah, it doesn't even mean your band. I wouldn't love that name. He would plug it and just laugh. Rubber Beaver. Yeah, it was great.

Howard. You know what's great about that joke? Howard would laugh at it. That's how I know it was a good joke. So Chrissy, Rubber Beaver is pretty good. I used to be a band called Finger Her and her Pussy, which wasn't his subtle, but also a great band. And then you went on to the Isatona's, my favorite type of club.

I'll dare you. He's so proud of himself, rubber beaver. Oh yeah, Howard would laugh. Everyone's Jackie. Oh, name- Oh yeah, Howard would laugh. Everyone Jackie. Oh, name of people who would laugh at that, Johnny, friend. Gary, we got him. Let's go on. Yeah, we got him.

Telling people that more famous people who have laughed at their jokes, that's so cringe. Oh god, how many times have you talked about Obama laughing at one of his bits? Oh no. Oh, Obama doesn't know what the fuck's that are in John his. I promise you that. Oh, Bobba doesn't know what the fuck's that are in John his. I promise you that.

Oh, Bobba's not fucking dead. Joe was definitely made big Mike get a little hard. Can you imagine Barack being in the dead, or is it not him as subreddit? Oh, Michelle, get over here. You got to see the latest from B-Debler. All right, this is, so now we're going to get into Joey why he looks like garbage. Yeah, I see it was pointing out earlier apparently he's had some health issues. This is what we all have to look forward to. Everyone who's not 61 years old yet. So, you know, and I'm 61 now. I got I had Bells Pauls. He on this side

five years ago, and I got it on this side two years ago. I've seen sent to you. I just had my appendix out. I'm taking a physical beating, you know? So, but the bills pulls you really can't tell, right? You can't tell. All right, I think we found it. Joey, thanks to my great fucking memory. You're the fuck about double bells paulsy. That's like the worst things you can get. It's like it's your whole face droops.

And he's lucky to have had it on both sides. So it's even now. And he looks better than John. Yeah. So how he looks better than John? He could not have given a fuck about that whole story. Wow. Once again, John cannot possibly listen with one year

to his guest, even just to pick up some keywords. Just so you could be like, oh yeah, Bell's Paul is in that sucks. All right, I think I found the video where look at what he's so preoccupied with the chat and what people are doing because I guess Andrew, the great Andrea Brower found this video. Well, the kind of OCD I have makes me rude. It makes me bad at hosting a talk show.

I'm not an asshole, I just don't care. Right. All right, let me back that up again. Now that we know the Johnson ignoring him this whole time. He's explaining all these. Joey. I know it's for guy. Oh, and I got it on this side two years ago. I got two stints in. I just had my appendix out. We get John's eyes. They're just darting back and forth. He's just staring at his chat. I'm taking a physical beating, you know. So

I but the bills pulls you really can't tell, right? You can't tell. All right, I think we found it. Joey, thanks to my great fucking moderator, Andrea Brower. Okay. It's a chip of the person trying to figure out the complicated equation.

It's like, that's how I'm like 30 times an episode. All right, so now, John's found this bit and this bit is from 1992. All right, it now John's found this bit and this bit is from 1992. All right, it's 30 years old. And so John has to explain to his audience, there might be words being used in this bit that aren't acceptable anymore. All right, good. Because listen, we need some trigger warnings here.

I don't know if there's going to be like an R word, an F-slur. Whoa. I know. Don't even think I might want to try to say here, people. Let me tell everybody. Now, first of all, don't forget people. This is in the 80s and early 90s. And just when some of the words you're gonna hear in those days were acceptable.

Now they're not, and you know what, Joey, I get this shit all the time. Yeah, do you know why you get this show at the time, John? Because you're trying to get people's lives ruined for saying retarded. And now, Justin, the soapbox going, I mean, I used to use these words too, but that's what comedy used to be. I mean, I- Oh, that was what the rules were. Before I was woke I, uh, those are the rules where I was woke. Yes. Go fuck yourself, John.

You fucking asshole. And then they explain that this is Howard's favorite bit. John interrupts yet again. But, uh, but how was Howard's favorite bit? And oh, my fucking Joey, I fucking laughed my ass. I'm like who the fuck knew it and goof on Bob Ross. I'm like yeah. He wasn't even in mind like I knew who he was but he put the fuck out of me. Yeah I could set it up. I mean I don't want to give the bit away too much. No no no no I'm just gonna play it.

All right go ahead go ahead and then we'll talk about it. So the guy's trying to say, I guess the reason why I got in Howard's radar because of this bit, I did it the kind of, I like the bit. I'm the one who likes the bit. Chad, okay, you get credit. I don't like, Joey is saying, I don't wanna give the bit away,

meaning like I don't want to give away my material like on air. Well, actually, I don't wanna save for a show, right? I'll put it in context, Chris. He said he hasn't done it in 30 years. He stopped doing this bit. Okay. So I guess, I guess maybe it didn't age well because he's fine with it. He cycled it out then.

Yes. He's fine with John playing the bit because John's like, oh, I found it. And he was even asked, and Joy, do you know what this bit is? Like, I don't know. I did an MTV in the 90s. And I was in Montreal and maybe be somewhere out there for that reason. Joey's done some TV work, but it's not like he was out in the living color. You can't just go find these old skits and things with Joey Cola. Thankfully, as we just heard, Andrew Brower found the bet. There's all this build up for it.

They're ready to finally play it again. The last time he did this bet was in the early 90s. This is how stupid Andrew Browers. So here is Joey color. Is this our late night with Jimmy Fallon? No, that's my Jimmy Fallon set. Oh, so it doesn't. Don't stop. That's not it. That's not it. That's not it. Oh, it's not it. Keep playing it. Keep playing it.

He's scrubbing through. He's going to find it. Wait. Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? You know what you did. Jimmy Phil was in high school

when he was doing this bit, John. Why would you think he's doing it on a fallet? Oh, wow. Let me keep playing it. Maybe it'll come out. My moderator never steals me wrong. I'll find it eventually. No. Oh, wow. Let me keep playing it. Maybe it'll come out. My moderator never steals me wrong. I'll find it eventually. No, you know, you mean I brought this clip up for nothing.

So that is part one of John's last ever beer on the balcony. I'll be doing part two on Saturday. It'll be on on Sunday because you're really rationing it out. I got a ration of the hell, Chris. There was so much to get to in this episode. I couldn't do it all at once. What's funny though is I grabbed your this. He goes, I got a good Jimmy Fallon story for you though.

And so he says, Joey tells a story about giving a 17 year old Jimmy Fallon stage time and he goes, and Jimmy never forgot it. It's the reason why I was on this night show in 2010 is he just remembered me and he wanted to help me out. And John goes, Oh, I have a similar story. So I'm just waiting for John to be the hero. Now, John has two types of stories, ones where he's the hero and one where someone else is an asshole. But not him. He's the victim. So he says, yeah, Jackie and I were hanging out. We ran into an 80 year old Jimmy Fallon and he copped a jack and he asked for advice and Jack said, here's some advice quit comedy. That's like, Chad, that's not yours. I got a similar story.

Jackie's a dick. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty good story, John. Wow. I can bring it ahead at all. That's all. All right. We're not done with settling, John. Just yet though, because some new song parodies came in. Hey, and this is one from Jeff Geiger. And he did a Smith's parody. Now I do have a rule on the show about Morris. Jeff Geiger, like as in the counter. Not the Jeff Geiger. The Geiger. Not the Geiger counter.

So I'm not real familiar with Morrissey and the Smiths. I don't know if you are. So here's the song itself. I'm gonna start with this so that we can kind of figure out what's going on here. It's got a little bit of a build up to it. It's called Heaven N heaven knows I'm miserable now. Are you get the gist?

So this is a song called Kevin Must-Season to Sis Now. Alright, based on, heaven does the miserable now. Now one thing I want to point out is I talk about when you do a parody song, you have to really mix the music down and the vocals up. You want to be able to hear the words real well. This person took that a little too literally see if you could even hear the music. I was defending my den in a drunken rage and Kevin my cease and assist now I found a good attorney what he caught your food but Kevin my cease and assist now And this is now YouTube chat. Why not give your valuable cash to me so I can get shit faced? Oh, I'm cold, Lord.

I'm going to bail on that one. It's another verse, but I think you get the point. Little shoe horned, the Kevin Mustysa Desis now, not the same syllables, as Kevin knows I'm miserable now. So it's tough to work that out. I have a dumb question. Why did he say Carl? Oh, because my, John has to call me Kevin from Why Do I Podcast?

So this is the backstory real quick. John used to refer to me as my real name and then talk about where this podcast, but then his brilliant buddy, the drug dealer, Tony Michaels, who's actually Michael Sasnowski, he decided, oh, I got a better idea, John. Let's calm Kevin from a Why Do I podcast. It'll be our joke for him.

And John last right on, it was, oh, that's hilarious. Yeah, that was brilliant. Yeah, there is a Why Do I podcast. And now there is a Why Do I podcast hosted by Kevin. I think he's on the chat right now. I know. So that's awesome. It's kind of silly.

So that's why that happened. All right, I saved the second song parody for second. All right, you're a poet. This is a good one. Yes, you did. Chrissy, how do you feel about the band Rush? I think I like them. I also love them.

Good call. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My call, my lawyer, I get high in blues.

I can't get it up without five blue jewels. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why a walk is up for red? In trouble with the government. My attorney has no defense. Pass my dates for pre-consent. Death. Gargoyle. And once you say about my family, you can say about my family You say about society

The That's the The Cat Box Oh That's hilarious yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Just about a cat box Chrissy oh cat box I said cat marks no no he's got day he's got some problems with the cat box, Chrissy. Oh cat box, I think it's cat marks. No, no, he's got some problems with the cat box.

It is apartment. It's actually decreasing the value of the place. So bad. So that's kind of fun. That's kind of interesting. That's funny. What's shift gears to your friend and mine? Just be by my family.

Yeah, that was great. Guys, I need a Chad Zumaq Stinger. Unless, you know, I got to make the jingle department do it. Do you have one? Please clap. That's not bad. Please clap. Yeah, he said that during his dry bar show.

Oh. This is probably a good scene. Yeah, in order for Chad to get into the pause break, you had to tell people to please clap. Oh, man. Yes, I remember that. You know, we were gonna try to go a month without like, talking about one another,

but Chad couldn't even go one day. No, I know. They had to get all in on the content and how stuff. So this was actually a video that I saw on your Twitter. Somebody put together. So I thought this would be a fun place to start for us. And this is Chad's on a show with Bob Levy. So it's Levy's show, Levy Land.

And Chad's getting all worked up. Everyone's trolling him and he's physically shaking. Yeah, this was bad. Dreaming in the morning. I can't deal with it. Like I can't have somebody screaming in the morning with it for a night. I can do it for a night. That's about it. You know what I mean?

Do a show. I never was there. You mad zoom out. I like that one. That's a funny. Come on. That's what Chris America calls may recall some mad zoom. Mark.

Are you trolling about this show, Chris? Yes. I had to help hold back because like I was very quiet leading up to the content house and in Prov Orlando because I'm like, I really don't want this guy showing up to the show. I was like, let me just focus on all the things we have to do. And then like as soon as it's over, then I could say how I feel. Funny.

But that could be a character. That could be I watched it like three or four times. I didn't. I couldn't. I'm sitting on a dryer today. I'm sitting on a dryer. Yeah. It's great. He said it's on first dryer. He's sitting on a dryer. He's sitting on a dryer. He's having his own first sort, it's quick.

I don't care. I just don't want to jump. It's good. I watched it. I went in three or four times to watch his little thing. It was like the first time. It was like some girl that was talking about. Like, I don't have a guy. It's like it was like the first time it was like some girl that was talking about

I don't have a guy I can't I can't do all right So that was just a fun little clip. I don't know if you put that together Frank or someone Who made that? Did you make that it and Marshall make that Frank? He's listening 10 feet away. I would love a remix of the Harlem Shake, but it's the Chad Shake. Do do do do do do do.

It's not a bad idea. Marshall. Marshall made it, Marshall Bopri. Marshall, I love Marshall. That fucking... He's the best. That dude was so cool at the content house. Actually, everybody was.

Almost everybody was. And I think I've already talked about that, right? This is our my first show back, right? Whatever we can talk about it later. The important thing to talk about right now is this Kevin Brennan show where they talk about the content house is gay. So I thought I was just play a little bit of this for us to check out back to Gino. Anyways, so Gino's been addicted to me too. And I live with the guy. I didn't do anything to Gino anyways. So Gino's been addicted to me too and I live with the guy. I didn't do anything to Gino and he's just being so obnoxious right now

and I don't know what it is. It's just maybe it's that you're really super annoying and everyone dislikes you Chad. I love these people because John says the same thing but Chan and John are the exact same person except for John actually had a career at one point. But I love when people say like John goes, I was never even addicted to him and he doesn't like me.

Like, yeah, well, that you can watch you will be a dick to other people and not like them. Yeah, it's very easy to do. That's the best ever. His fault. Yeah, I just felt like your personality. I know you never called me an asshole, but I think your personality sucks. I don't like you. Like, that's how that works, John.

It's like that compound crew. I know you guys fill in for Anthony and you all suck his ass, even you leave me. I don't suck it in. I know. I suck it in his ass, even you leave me. I don't suck it. I know. I know. Wow. You are a crazy. He thinks that anyone who coo me a likes or gets along with or works with is sucking his ass. Like he has no concept of like, he just told Bob leaving. Bob leaving sucks Anthony's ass and so do I and so do you, Chrissy. So what's, let's listen to a very rational, Bob Levy.

I never thought I'd say that. Explained to chat with you just now. Just getting along with people, then sucking their ass. You know what I mean? I get along with everybody. And they really have to fuck me over before I get banned from a building in New York, put it that way. And I get along with Anthony very good. Always

been nice to me. Even when I was on stern and I would see him here and there and especially up. He caught him a great Bob Levy when he did that show on Monday after the fight, after the food fight. He was saying he was. Here's the thing that Chad doesn't understand. Well, I mean, there's a lot of things. Here's one of the things that Chad doesn't understand. He goes in order to be friends with Anthony, you have to suck his ass and kiss up to him. Anthony is one of the most laid back, easygoing people I've ever met.

It's so easy to get along with them. He just wants to have a fun time and make jokes. It's not difficult to get along with him. In fact, I think if you walked up to Anthony and tried to kiss his ass and tell him how amazing it was, he'd probably walk away from you. Probably be annoying. Yeah, he would look at you weird how amazing it was, he'd probably walk away from you. Probably be a no. He would look at you weird.

What do you fucking chat does matters have life? He doesn't understand how life works. He was rehashing it and he said, he said, and then the great Bob Levy something, I forget what he said, but he likes Bob Levy. People like Bob Levy, but he used to be nice to me until Chrissy mayor. Like, that's your fall, Chrissy. Okay, here it is. Did you imagine before you say that, Chrissy?

I just want to say, could you imagine if you had the power to make someone not like someone else? This is something I've heard. I think, no, it's southern John once again says, Anthony used to like me until Arty Lang was his co-host and then they decided they don't like me anymore. It's like, that's not how this works. They teamed up. They teamed up. They would have gone the way

with the two of them, learn from the damn kids. But, Chrissy, you know what I mean? Like, could you imagine if you and I wielded the power of like, let's not like that person anymore, okay? That's so childish. I had no idea it was so powerful. It's interesting to hear him say that because the other day I was racking my,

rack them. I was racking my brain, trying to figure out like why this guy has so much hate towards me. And I remember he was shitting, I was not even two years ago, he was shitting on Stacy Prussman on Twitter and I jumped in to like defend her. And then he glombed onto me

and they sort of making fun of, I had no Twitter followers, I had no career. And I wasn't getting up. And then when I started getting up, he's like, oh, we're not headlining. And then I was headlining. And he would be like, well, you're not doing, you know,

big, you're doing little clubs. And then I started doing bigger clubs. And it's like the goalposts for why I stuck is constantly being moved back and back. And I just, it's kind of like an obsession at this point. And I tried to be really quiet and like chill and not respond leading up to the content house and the, you know, the club show at the Orlando improv.

Cause I'm like, he's unhinged. Like I really didn't want him showing up and hurting someone like me, someone who's five two, or showing up at the house or like following us back there. Like he has a, you know, I mean, like, this is not a person who makes good decisions or has a, you know, a clean record. I'll just say that. That is true.

He does have a rap sheet. He obviously has a temper on him. He makes very irrational decisions, which has been well documented. And so it's one of those guys who's like, all right, channel, tell you, you suck, but, you know, let's not take this too far. We're still friends, buddy. It's all good. Yeah. And he wasn't helping himself, like leading up to, oh, well, if I can't get in, that's not going to be a good evening. That's not going to be a fun evening. Yeah. We played that on this show and anything was just a Chad. Sounds like you're threatening us,

Chad. It was sounding very threatening. It's happening threatening, Chad. All right. So that, that, um, if people want to check out that episode, it's called content houses gay and all caps. That's how the Kevin Brennan channel is. Yeah. That is there. There might have been some gay sex.

Mikey Harlow was there. That's true. There had to be some gay sex. Mm-hmm. I don't know why Alex Stein passed out so early. I don't know what he was up to. He wasn't drinking. He has to be sick or overwhelmed or something. Yeah, he fell asleep at eight o'clock. He slept for 14 hours. We thought he left because we're like, he's a busy guy. He's got a lot of friends. We

thought maybe he went to the Geeks and Gamers house. We thought he went and it's just somewhere better and like just jumping around. And so we're like, all right, he left. And I didn't hear from him until 10 a.m. the next morning he's calling me. My car was towed and I'm like, oh, fuck, I didn't even know you were here, buddy. Like we all thought. And he was so busy on the stream,

off the stream running around. Like I actually texted me yesterday, like I'm really sorry, your car got towed. I should have told you the thing about the parking as soon as you walked in. I just thought we would have had another opportunity to like, you know, speak about the rules or the, I don't know, the quirks about the house or something. And so we're all good. So it's funny. You apologize to him. I did the same thing yesterday. I reached out to him and said, I'm sorry. I was fan growing on you. So hard because I was so excited to

meet him. And according to Chad, what you got to do is you got to kiss these people's asses in order to be their friends. So I was just like a scrappy do. What's his name? Scrappy do. I was just fucking jumping up and down. So like, Hey, buddy, what's up, buddy? Look at me. Look at me. Hey, what's up? Everybody. That's the thing is like everybody in there was excited to meet and see somebody else. Like true. We ended up getting Vic Minola hanging out with us. Minola was excited to see Gino, but he was there too. That's crazy. Yeah, that's great.

It was fun. Kevin Brunnan put out a text and Anthony showed this on his shots, why I know about it. But there's like this during Halloween, there was this house that had like projectors on the windows that made it like people trying to get out of the house and he wrote, he wrote cat dead house. People tried to leave. That's really funny. To try to escape the cat dead house, yeah. He was calling it gay.

Imagine you love the doors. It's like an escape room. Oh my gosh, you should have made it like a murder mystery. Yeah. Yeah, for Halloween. Next time. I mean, Alex Stein that would have been pervaded. Where did he go? We don't Yeah. For Halloween. Next time. I mean, Alex Stein that would have been purred. Where did he go? We don't know.

I know. Who did it? Well, Carl's been kissing his ass all day. Damn it. All right. This is the thing I didn't get to last time that if you have time, Chrissy, I want to talk about Chad Zubak at the Kevin bread and roast. Okay.

Have you seen this? Uh, the roast. Yeah. I think so. All right. This is amazing. Tell me to pause it anytime please. Okay. I'm playing to the back of the room right now. People say Aaron Berg looks like the Beggle Boss. The only difference is the Beggle Boss went viral and Aaron Berg's a faggot. Pretty good joke, aren't you crazy? Wow. Missed direction. Yep, so you're going one way and then. Yeah, right?

Everyone laughs at faggot. You think I'm gonna zig and then I suck a dick? I zig and then I fag. That's the job, very good. There we go. Who put this guy? I say to the knife bag. That's the job very good. There we go. Who put this guy? Oh!

Take it off! Look at all the people we have here tonight. We have an asshole, a bitch, a dick, a douchebag, a beggar, an old man. But besides Kevin Brennan, there's 15 other comics here tonight. I was giving him a sarcastic clap and he goes, yeah, I didn't see that comment. It's so obvious. It was time for a mile away. It's never was laughing.

It was laughing at Kevin Brennan torching it, by the way. You know it's a shitty roast when Chip Tippersons your star power. I like Bowling Hat, Robert De Niro. We have Barry Ribs. It's a complete shit show. They should call it Fire Fest Part Two. This day is, it's like a who's who's of who gives a fuck? I think it's gonna get the jokes in a second. I'm sorry, I should have gone a little bit further

ahead of this when I apologize. It's like a who's who's of who gives a fuck? A price is right audience has more IMD be credits than this day is. Get it? No, how is that possible? It's just random people. Crazy. What was the filtering process for this rose? You just have to be past that LLL comedy club. You know, it's weird to go on a roast, be the worst person

and talk about how shitty the roast is. It kind of takes all the wind out of your sales when you do that. God, you guys aren't funny at all. Okay. Oh, that's the thing is like, I've had roasts where I've bombed, not done well. You just have to like, in any other set

where you're not doing well, like you have to acknowledge it and be real and like be likable and kind of charm your way out of it. Right. By the way, Chad cannot be likable or charm anything. So that's not going to work. I like that somebody named him Chad Chatterson. Thanks Anthony. What did you say?

Kevin Brown could be here tonight. Neil Brown could be here tonight because he hates Kevin. Gary Goldman could be here tonight because he hates Kevin. Leslie Jones could be here tonight because he hates Kevin. Okay. That would have been a good joke because he hates Kevin. Okay. That would have been a good joke if he had delivered it correctly. He gave up on his setup.

He brushed through it. Yeah, because he fucked it all up. That was a different joke and then come back to this. That was the first joke that I've given credit for. People probably weren't ready for that one. That was good. So the only joke he's made so far that it's funny is about Wesley Jones, who has nothing to do with any of this. Okay, that's for good though.

Anthony Cumi is here everybody from Opian Anthony. As you know, Anthony got fired from Series XM, but he came up in the end because he launched a successful podcast network, and OP had his friend taken away by the Lord. Was that the joke? Yeah. Holy shit. What a weird punchline.

That was waiting for a little more. Yeah, so Anthony's still doing pretty well, and Carl Ruiz died. Yeah, okay, that's true. Both those things are true, but huh. It's not like he said. He's got too far removed. Yeah, it's like he compared OP versus Anthony,

and just... And here comes the nervous laughter. Oh. Oh. Aaron did like three of my jokes. He's like, he's like, I know a person who died, so I'm just gonna say that. Yeah, good one. That's so edgy.

His writing process for this was like, things I know. Yeah, how's he? Aaron Berg is here. Yup, check. Okay. Show off. Things that are going on. Just say those things.

Aaron did like three of my jokes. God damn it. By the way, another thing you never do on a roast is say, I'd written all these other funny jokes, but other people already did them. So, although I would have been great though, like just, you don't say that I'm loud. Here it comes. Aaron Bergs been crunching at this all the time. He just sit next to him. Here it comes. Yeah, Aaron Bergs and Crouching at this all the time. He just sit next to him. Here it comes. Aaron's like, really?

All right. Well, we'll see. All the left are coming from people, Hackling. Chad from the Deus. I don't like the ability in timing behind them. Dan Soder was here for some reason. I don't know why he would do this, Rose.

He has a successful career. I wish he was here to hear this. Didn't he learn the last time when he tried to ruin his career by fucking Nikki Glazer? That's funny. I just think it's funny. It's not. What are names of people who I can drop? Names of people more famous than me.

Who I can write up. What was that joke though, Chrissy? The joke I guess is that he slept with Nikki Glazer. Is that the joke? I mean, Nikki Glazer is also successful and pretty attractive. So I'm not sure. Like if someone's just like, yeah, look at this car. Okay.

He fucked a hot comedian. Okay. Got me there. She said, I gotta hear that again. Again, the set of the things I know, Pond. Yeah, got me there. I got to hear that again. I can't just say that the things I know, Pyle. Yeah, right. Well, I got to hear that one again. What does this mean?

I don't know why he would do this, Rose. He has a successful career. I wish he was here to hear this. Didn't he learn the last time when he tried to ruin his career by fucking Nikki Glazer? Oh, shit. That's funny. I just think it's funny.

Doesn't make sense. It just seems like he knows a secret or something, not well known. He's trying to like spill the tea. I think you're right. He's got some hot gats for this roast. Watch out. And he's almost like, he was like, hey, what about that?

That's funny, right? People fucking, that's pretty funny, right? Woo. He'll always be the second best comedian in his apartment. Oh. He'll always be the second best comedian in his apartment. Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? She knew when Sotar's dad had a lot in common. They're both huge alcoholics and both and attend Dan's high school graduation. That would have been great if Dan was here. Nope. I disagree with that, Chad.

I don't think he's trying to suck Dan Sotar's ass. Yeah, right. He's sucking Dan Sotar's ass over there. Man, that Dan Sotar is funny. He's with hot chicks. The list goes hot. Can we be friends? Almost like I'm gonna get no points for mentioning dance soda.

Dude, I know he said I wished in was here multiple times. Like, you need more than one person laughing. For these to work. It doesn't matter if dance there or not. Right. Other people have to fight them funny, idiot. He's the guy at the party who, instead of like listening to who he's talking with, is looking over a shoulder where somebody more famous and important.

Or to murder. Or yeah. Or just stop. I'm going to punch that person to face. All right, Chad, you know what I'm going to talk about. Arty Lane used to open for Gino. No. No, I mean, Arty Lane used to have Gino open for Arty.

Because he, he hit the left and laughing at his fucked-up stuff. Because Gino's going, no, that's not true. Arty didn't open for me, idiot. Other way around, dummy. Arty, you used to open for Gina. No. No, I mean, Arty, Lane, you used to have Gina open for Arty. Because he want to look like the sober one.

Did you hear that oof? Yeah. have Gina open for art. Because he want to look like the sober one. Did you hear that oof? Yeah. I think that the brown has to correct you on your premise. Yeah. And punt. Chip Chipperson was here tonight. How about a hand for that retard?

The Chip Chipperson character is so retarded, Amy Schumer tried to marry it. Okay. Even Kevin Brennan's like, all right, he got one. Kevin's like, all right, that was an actual joke, Chad. Good job. You should probably come up with a stage now. It's not gonna get better.

Speaking of retards, Mike Bischetti, he's here right here. We know him. I's not gonna get better. Speaking of retard, is Mike Bishetty? He's here right here in the window, man. I'm not saying he's retarded. I'm just saying he's not fully convinced Jim Norton's chip chipper. So. Okay. You could say that about anyone. Yeah.

Like you could say about a woman into the same. Oh, like dumb woman joke. Sure. Dumb guy. Sure. Yeah, like you could say about a woman into the same like dumb woman joke or dumb guy sure All right now Chad how many papers He has like seven or eight pieces of paper. He's filing a tax return Yeah, he's going through a phone book. He's like wine 24b. We the fuck? I got a trend for this number to lie 24b. This is like the Walmart. Be sure to check out his 25 sets while you're at it.

I'm lost. Yeah, you're in a comedy club. Do you skin in the chat said those are his court papers. It's like I brought to rug jokes. This one's on me. I couldn't afford to have people pay for my jokes. So I had to write myself. Oh, it's somebody else's fault. It's everyone else's fault. Everyone else is getting their jokes written for them.

Dr. Steve. Anyway. Everyone's stuck in ass and getting their jokes written for them. It shows. I can't. Aaron Burk has just been teeing off on this retired. It shows. Well, this is called the Brunnen Rost.

I know, right? Because no one showed the kid Zubak was on the marquee. That's why. Yeah, put the crown on Chad. Sit him down and just just make an intervention. Yeah. What was that? I don't get it. I would like to. Who? Who? Taffy Jaffy? Taffy Jaffy. Taffy Jaffy.

Taffy Jaffy. Taffy Jaffy. Taffy Jaffy. Taffy Jaffy. I gotta get to you. I like Taffy Jaffy. Who's Taffy Jaffy? She is a comic.

I think she died. She was older. I remember I ran into her. I didn't want to get it on stage. Bill Gaspi. Yeah. I didn't want to. She was so funny.

I don't know if she made it on to America's Got Talent. We were at the same water. I didn't want to get it on. I didn't want to get it on. I didn't want to get it on. I'm looking for anyone to get a bunch of sage up. Bill Gadsby, yeah. Anyone. She was so funny. I don't know if she made it on to America's Got Talent. We were at the same audition. Oh, yeah. And she's so funny.

She's just like this older lady, like just so much full of sass and pizzazz. I remember I would see her a lot like the duplex open mics like years ago. And yeah, I guess she somehow linked up with Kevin. I'm not sure exactly their relationship. But everyone is so bored of Zuma. I said at this point that they're hoping for anyone else to come up on stage. They're just chanting people's names. They're starting their own show. And people aren't watching the visual here. Chad is just going through his papers. They're all out of order. He's panicking. He has no idea what to do. Everyone on the day is as funnier than him during his set,

which is never a good sign. Tappy Jaffy? Tappy Jaffy. Tappy Jaffy. Do you want to say Tappy Jaffy? I gotta get to you. Here's another Tappy Jaffy. How about a hand for a...

LAUGHTER APPLAUSE Did you pick up on that time producer, Chris? Yeah. I tucked over it again. Yes, he is how about a handprint? Did you pick up on that that time producer Chris? I talked over it again. Whatever. Moving on. I'm lost. Don't act aware before you started comedy. Eric, Eric, come back to where before you started, Calvin? I heard it very... Go back to where before you started, Calvin.

Oh, he's cupping me now. That one drop. It's a great laugh that like really high pitched laugh. Yeah, it's great. The next one where I was was gonna use, great. Give me my notes. I'm gonna pull this out, it's gonna be good. Oh my God, this reminds me of Little League where you have the worst kid on the team who's just had a second strike and everybody on the team's like, come on, Chad.

Come on, you got this. Good eye, good eye. Take a ball take take a ball What air bird get one in that's fine people are still laughing while you're on stage to counts I'm gonna hand to the manly hour mr. Kevin Brennan everybody Kevin used to be a writer on SNL, but he never used SNL as a launching pad. Let's just hope he's using the George Washington Bridge as his new launching pad. Fuck. Just be like, I'm Chad Zuma, Kevin Gennady.

Exactly. He's probably intoxicated. He can't read. He can't get the words out. And again, that premise didn't make sense. He never used it as his launching pad. Let's hope he uses this for his next launching pad. Like you should say, he tried to use it.

That's not gonna fucking explain it to him. I got so for that. Explaining it does not make it any better. Thank you very much, Chad. Damn it. Damn it. Happy jam. I'm not making any money. Thank you very much, Daddy. Damn it. Happy, Jen. Good call back.

Neil has success money in Netflix specials. Kevin has two cats and a Patreon. Everyone knows Kevin losses for Janita Silverman, which is hard to believe because I can't picture two cons fucking So he made a funny Jewish joke there. Chrissy the reason why that was funny is because it was faxity new and the word Kant Yep, it's Yeah, the list of things I know. I know. You're either at the bag or at the cash.

I can see him in the basement. He's got all the facts he knows. And he's got like curse words. He's like drawing the string to the, all right. Conte, fat word. He's like, yeah. He laid out like mad lives. Yes, chat lips.

Hey. That could be a game. That's not a bad idea. If you want to be as funny as Chad Zuma. Chad lives at the content house. I think a break in martial night. Chad get up on blank and took a blank. Yeah. You're all blanking Anthony Coomy's ass.

It's all blanks fall. Chad is jealous of Blake. Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake, and Blake. He's trying to get me canceled. I know Chris for blank years. She would never say that to me. All right, we gotta have a straw closer here, right? Everyone knows Kevin losses for Janita Silver, Sarah Silverman,

which is hard to believe because I can't picture two cons fucking. Oh! Ah! That was my favorite laugh of the evening. Yeah, it's because it happened after the punchline. And you can even see Kevin Brennan's face, he's just like, okay, and then he starts laughing when he realized that no one else is laughing. He's like, okay, now it's got a funny,

now that we're not laughing at your joke, yeah. Okay. Because Chrissy, I don't know if you know this, but when you say a punchline, you want the laugh to hit immediately, if there's a few beats in between that and the laugh, that's not a good thing. Aw. Okay.

Alright. We're gonna get through this. This is gonna be good. They say you roast the ones you love, that explains why no one in the Brennan families on this day is. people are trying to get him off the stage they're applauding all right that was really a hook coming I'm Chad Zuma what's in your wallet if they if they had exit music they would be playing it by now thank you I really wanted to be here tonight.

Kevin, you're one of my favorite comedians, one of my favorite people ever. When David Telle says he's, you're his favorite comedian, you're the best comedian. Thanks for having me here tonight. So I fucked up my jokes. Oh. You're like, maybe that's just coming and giving a meaningful speech like that. I would like to hear that. Well that's the thing is like stop trying comedy.

Please clap. Comedy part. It's the comedy part that's fucking him up. Hard. Relationships is not gonna daddy either. It's not good in a lot of things it turns out, but. All right, I've had enough chat, Zuma. Hi.

He wears me out fast instead of John does. You got Zuma. You got Zuma. Zuma. Hi. He wears me out fast instead of he John does. You got Zuma. I can zoom out. Can zoom out. Zoom out to me again. Zoom out. I'll get you Zuma. All right, so I think Chrissy, it's time to play

everyone's favorite game show. It's time for everyone's favorite game show. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch a dabbler. Are you ready to play to catch a dabbler? Rebron tonight. Oh my goodness, ridiculous. I can feel the heat from my windows, even with the AC on going on high. Yeah, highest temperatures in England. Oh, but there's no such thing as climate change. This day you dumbasses. Eh.

You can lose us. Just reached out to my buddy Congressman Sean Caston. I hope to have him on soon, because especially with what's going on with the climate changes, people do not. It's too late. It is too late. You are soon at the average 120 degrees outside. Soon the average will be 120. What scientists are saying this, Jared, we're getting the information from soon the average will be 120.

Soon I will be able to cook a pizza on my driveway. What did John say next? Here are your choices. Number one, even though it's too late, I mean, if we vote blue, we can fix it. Crazy. Be. That sounds pretty good. Water levels are going to rise because the polar ice caps will be it. Be. That sounds pretty good.

Water levels are going to rise because the polar ice caps will be melting and then, well, say goodbye to Malibu. Next, only the Democrats are willing to do something about this. That's why I do this show. Save the world. Number four. And these doterds pretend that climate change isn't real. I can't wait to see Florida fall into the ocean.

Lastly, it's science. We listen to the science. Republicans just read the Bible and think everything is fine. Well guess what? They thought the same thing before Noah's arc showed up. That's the one I want to be. I know. I think it's Florida falling into the ocean. Okay. I'm going to go with number one because it sounds like some JavaScript. Because number one, he said, I believe I'm going to paraphrase here.

He said something like, it's too late. Global warming's already happened. But if you vote for Democrats, well, we'll do something about it. We'll be on the fix that. I think it's what he said. So that's what I'm going with. So you're going with number one. Yes.

All right. What do you got, producer Chris? Number two, the water levels and blow the balloon. Malibu. Yeah, Malibu. Okay. And Chrissy's got four of them. All right.

Because especially with what's going on with the climate changes, people do not... It's too late. It is too late. You are... Soon, the average will be 120 degrees outside. You watch. Our water levels are going to rise because the polar ice caps will be melting and then we'll say goodbye to Malibu. Yeah, fucking finally.

That's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if you are man enough to catch a dabbler. I didn't pick the polarize caps melding because I'm like that's something people were saying in the 90s like I just couldn't believe that that's something someone is still saying. Yeah. That's still a thing. That's still a thing that they're saying.

Um, yeah, Malibu well done producer Chris getting on the board. I was do you are a do for a while and congratulations. I know I've heard that. I think I've even clipped that clip before. And I just couldn't remember. He says somebody dumb things. That's true.

That's a very John. I can't keep up with all the dumb things he's saying and talking about. All right. Chrissy. Wow. I don't know how you do it. You are streaming 24 28 seven.

You are streaming. I don't know how you trying. I took a little bit of a break. I was supposed to do morning shows this week, but we've just been like resting recuperating. Frank is a little sick. So I've been taking it easy this week actually. But this weekend, you guys can come see me at McWire's in Bohemia. I'll be there Friday and Saturday. And then we got the compound media censored TV collaboration show November 10th at a secret venue in New York City to be announced.

I believe Queens was they narrowed it down to Queens so far. Oh, but we don't know anything more than that. Okay. So that'll be good. That's going to be what gave it, given McGinnis Anthony, you, Jenny Josh Danny, right? That's a big show. That's awesome. It's gonna be what gave it Gavin McGinnis Anthony you genius Josh Danny right? I think that's a big show. That's awesome. It's gonna be fun. Well, Chrissy, I saw you last weekend at the improv or I know improv you were fantastic. Actually, I was blown away by by everyone. Geno closed the show was great. Anthony came up with 30 minutes of branding material that just happened to him that day and crushed it. It was insane. Everyone was so good. And I'm so happy that like, because Gino gets so much shit. Yeah. From compound media fans that I was happy to expose him to a new group of people.

And I think he got a lot of new fans that night, because I went to the Geekson gamers meetup on Sunday. And everyone's coming up to me that was at that show. That was like, I love Geno, I love Geno. I'm like, this is great. Like, you just need to get yourself out there a little bit more, you know? Cause a lot of people say, oh, he sucks, he's drunk, he's, you know, the worst, but people like him.

He's only one of those things. He doesn't suck. Yeah. Yeah. I cracked Geno up when I first got to the content house with this line, you ready for this one, Chrissy? Gino, we drink in this weekend? He liked that. He thought that was a pretty good line.

No. Gino laughed. And they told my girlfriend to laugh. I guess Chrissy the clap. Alex Stein laughed. He wasn't there yet, but he would have. The other funny thing about the improv show is you wrangle everyone into the green room, which wasn't easy to do. And then you went up and started the show. And all you can hear is Anthony screaming from the green room.

Like the entire room could just hear Anthony putting out a show in the green room for everyone. Poor Chris is up there trying to do his set. Like, all right. Oh yeah, I was like, all right. Everyone listen to the green room for everyone. For Chrissy's up there trying to do her set like, all right. Oh yeah. I was like, all right. Everyone listen to the green room. That'll be your opening.

Yeah. He finally calmed down a little bit. But anyway, thank you so much for having me there. That was so much fun. I had to blast. I'm so glad you did come. You and Jen really added a lot to it and so good at karaoke. Tom.

Jenny Jingo's man, she can sing. She's got some pipes. So good. She has some pipe sonner. All right, Chrissy. I, man, she can sing. She's got some pipes. She has some pipes on her. All right, Chrissy. Again, you are so busy. If so much going on, the Chrissy may or show you're on YouTube, you're constantly doing morning shows and late night shows on compound. That's about compound media on Monday evenings. You're doing it all the simpcast on Sundays at nine. Simpcast on Sundays at nine. Simpcast this Sunday is gonna feature

Victor Review Girl, who's not here right now for some reason, she's got some explaining to do. She does, but anyway. Oh, she. So, should I make her do her segment on Simpcast? Yes, I can give you some questions to ask her. Okay. Because she's promised some things to our patron

that she has not delivered on yet. Two specific things. Her kids. People are upset with her over it, but that'll be great. So check out Simcast, which is Sunday nights on your YouTube channel, correct? Yes. And also now, Rumble.

And Rumble, smart. Very smart. Well, Chrissy, again, thanks for making time for us today. I know you're very busy. So thank you very much. Thanks for having me, guys. Guys, it was so fun. thanks for making time for us today. I know you're very busy, so thank you very much. Thanks for having me, guys. Guys, it was so fun. Oh my gosh, it was so fun.

Did you have fun? There was so much fun. That was really great. So let me give this. You look so, Chris, you look so official with the headphones on. Okay. Wow, yeah, look at you. Well, it's like you're doing a show or something. Oh, all right. Thanks, Chrissy.

Bye. Please join us again this weekend coming up. Oh, you know what I didn't do is the teaser. The teaser, the teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is the part of the show. We play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next W-A-T-P-D-P. Get people excited about it. Unfortunately, I don't have that, but I will tease you with this.

Your podcast stinks. Your podcast stinks. That's right, the return of the great pat-outs. Hey. Coming back to the show, a fan favorite, and one of my favorites as well. So we're excited to have Pat back on the show coming up. Please join us then.

It might be the episode that we find out once and for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well every party in the Morning radio Okay, great show good job everybody great job everyone All right, let's get right to voicemails and let's call it a day shall we? All right, let's get right to voicemails and let's call it a day, shall we? Mm-hmm. All right, this is um... This is a show calling you into our voicemail from what I can tell. It sounds like someone else is doing a show. This is the Buffalo Month and Rita Poon.

The two of us, the longtime fans, first time calling in. Freaking, you guys gave me Chad Dumas blue balls on Wednesday. And now we're here on Sunday and I'm like what the hell we feel like we had Chad zoom out blue balls and now it's like we've been raped by it. I have been deflowered by boredom guys but come on the contrast is I've literally watched the documentary on the history of glue and been more entertained than by this Chad zoom out stand up this. He's far more interesting when he's screaming about how he speaks in high school.

Farrell, I just wanna say, I'm loving that rack, buddy, you're doing great, those fake tits, they're awesome. And I love you. Hi producer Chris, bye. Hi. All right. That was a show. The Buffalo Monk and Rita Poon,

I don't know, I couldn't pick up on it. We haven't had a two person voice mail since Gary from San Diego and Judy. It's true, you're right. Not just the famous Judy or his neighbor, whatever her day was. Yeah. All right. This is someone called with a better name for Chad's podcast. Hey, isn't Chad's show called sit down, Zuma. Yeah, it should be called shut the fuck up retard hey oh yeah that's a not funny joke but funnier than anything yeah cats ever even uttered we made this a funny joke it's pretty good it's pretty good

yeah I liked it shut the fuck up retard all right let's see if the next one is hey jevin my girl's house now she here now fuck oh dude you hear that Tony Michaels is just real name he fucked up all right i think he calls back again

whoops hey jevin Tony Michaels here were you afraid of my last voicemail you put the duck so i was banging this dumb swat Tell me, Michael's here. Were you afraid of my last voice mail? You put the cut. So I was banging this dumb spot. Turns out it was your wife.

Why weren't you watching? You put the cut. She asked me for some of my questionable product. It seems that you lost your copy of minecamps. My questionable product is the only thing that gets your tiny dick hard you pussy cut say hello to your wife for me what's her name again jane jangles go cut yourself drive in drive out drive Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Gonna happen very soon Not wishful thinking at all and I would love to keep them around but Just take one look at it. Anyways, yeah more chat is new Mach and and more blind Mike

Go host and like nice He's a big ol' sweetie, isn't he? Guys reading my diary More chats you Mac more blind Mike you got it buddy. All right. We've been teasing a live show Mike, you got it, buddy. All right, we've been teasing a live show between the Dix show and who are these podcasts and People have been telling us where they want us to come to Hey, it's me again. So Live show venue ideas you can come over to SF There's a lot of people a lot of cyclists in SF

at See other cyclists and fuck other cyclists. That's true. I think you've got a big underground movement beginning here on the west coast. I think you could really tap into. So we'll see you here soon. It'll be hella fun.

San Francisco is the suggestion. What do you think about that producer, Chris? I'm in. Okay. I was gonna say it's a shithole, but. I never been. Yeah, I've been there a couple of times. The problem is you have to wear boots

that when you step in homeless people's shit, you're not worried about that ruining your boots. Don't wear your nice, I'm out. He does skate sneakers. Yeah, I'm out. To that place. It's pretty brutal.

Oh, I think this is a friend of the show calling in. Everybody, just go and hold the fuck. It's Wednesday at 9.70 AM, and I got no JT vectors. What the fuck is going on? I can't save this bad tri-re-call. Where are my JT vectors? Call me back. When did you have that JT?

You don't seem a little tense. That friend is a guy. Take a load off little tense. Yeah, that's right, this guy. Take a load off. Yeah, foreign guy. Yeah, I don't know what to tell you. We were all promised titty pictures. I did have a quick back and forth with Vic yesterday. I think she's stringing us along.

Producer Chris, I don't know what to tell you. You pussy cuck. I guess you do know what to tell me. Hey Wal-Mart called into the show. Good afternoon Mr. Hamburger. I'm calling on behalf of Wal-Mart for a Mr. Chad Z-Man Zuma. I'm calling to inform you that effective immediately he will be banned from all our Walmart locations across the great state of Florida, especially Dale Maybury, where there is an emergency protective order where he is not allowed within 500 feet of our Dale Maybury location.

Four months reasoning for this is that he constantly refuses to abide by our church shoes policy. He has harassed other shoppers and staff in our Dale Maybe location by making very boring, mundane, unfunny observations about the store and its shoppers, while also trying to solicitate people to go to his stand-up routines. Lastly, we have a reason to believe that he may be involved in fraud. Every time Mr. Zumaar arrives at one of our locations, credit card fraud cases go up 500% and then they swiftly drop back down

when he leaves. Walmart would like to remind you that we do not discriminate against race, gender, shoe size, ethnicity or sexuality. However, we will violently discriminate against Mr. Zumaar if he returns to any of our Walmart locations. Thank you, please do't call us back.

All right. I won't. I guess Chad Zuma is the problem. Yeah. Walmart go figure. Yeah. What a twist. It's like I'm the shadow on with that to us. Yeah. For weight, you were the problem. Oh, I never saw that one. Okay, here's the last one. This is a song for Vic. In the Navy. Vic fucks a lot of dick in the Navy. She swallows him until she gets sick in the Navy. Hey, it's more than just a job in the Navy. This filthy stank. It's paid to polish the flesh knob. Nailed it, buddy.

You got it. I just want to say swallowing a lot of seam is not making sick. I don't want that rumor going to go out there. I don't want to give our female listeners hearing that. And think you that's true. Not the case. Prusa Chris. Yes.

The isotopes in Buffalo, New York, November 12th. Can I go flying by and brewing? You better be there. Right. I'll be there. You need someone to play those sweet, sweet bass lines. It gets to be me. During our instrumental rock and roll songs.

Alright, we'll see you guys in a couple of days. What's with the dancing around the shit? I stink, you hate me. Great. Goodbye. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episodes?

Oh wow. That was a great episode. That was really great. Okay, folks, guess what? The episodes? Oh, wow! That was a great episode. That was really great. I gotta go, goodbye. Goodbye.