Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep359 - Howards Stern's Cocktober

Episode Date: November 10, 2022

Howard Stern made big news when he traveled all the way into Manhattan from Long Island and decided to show up to work for the first time in two and a half years. That was for an interview with Bruce Springsteen. And what does he do with all of that momentum? The gayest episode ever. That's right, they decided to extend Cocktober into November because, as Richard would say, "doing gay stuff is funny." Alex Stein, an expert on all things Howard Stern, joins the show to discuss the history of Howard Stern and try to figure out how we got here. Then we look at part 3 of Stuttering John's final Beer on the Balcony, analyze another one of Chad Zumock's "bits," and finish things up with Vic and a round of Cardiff Electric's Who Said It? game. https://www.youtube.com/c/AlexStein99 https://theisotopes.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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When I saw Alex in Orman who's like, Carl, listen to your show all the time, then you know, he doesn't do the W-A-T doesn't do with wtp thing. Oh, yeah, okay I thought I thought I was gonna step on you. Okay, CC. I'm not I have to admit this I am a patron of a proud card. Thank you. Thank you sir But I listen to the free bits on YouTube and I think you post what every other day Yeah, I remember every Wednesday or so. When is it when you post on there and I think you post what every other day or every win's there So when is it when you post on there? I would ever I can man whenever I get a chance to

Out of the video I send to that Carl that was what the Call you are great. I thought a good way to start a show Seriously, we talk about this all the time that what do we whatutter enjoyed? The Dablerverse. The Dablerverse has created a new ecosystem of content that is arguably some of the best content on the internet. It's kind of like the Brin and Shob drama or the whatever internet drama. This is the top internet drama on the YouTube. And I want to tell you guys that mark the dates on your calendars because it's pretty much confirmed at this point. February 3rd and 4th, we are going to have an entire Stuttering John weekend up here in Rochester, New York.

The Uncle Rico show combined with who are these podcasts combined with the Anthony Cumia show combined with Chrissy mayor. It's going to be a stand up comedy, live podcasting, and the first ever Debbie's award show. All in one weekend, karaoke, a dabble battle. We're gonna have it all. Yeah. I'm probably like a dress like something John Contas. Yeah. It's gonna be everything. But Carl, what the heck? So now all these other, all the other Dabler podcasts are gonna want to be a part of the Dabler con I mean you know you spun off yeah good point and I actually mention Cardiff electric of course you have an invite You could participate in this I see him freak it out because he thinks he has the train Dabler

You gotta get that Dabler Dabler's page on YouTube is some of the best edits on there. I watched all the videos just straight, you know, one day, I think I watched all those controversy about Debbie Debler that she was ripping off one of the other craze, and it was Stuttout Joe Depot, or one of the dabler's anonymous wads. There's the B-Debler.

There's a lot of these people are creating great content, and now they're infighting at the whole thing. It's one of the most I want to be part of that. I don't know what to invite that to. You're right. The drama. Come on the reality TV show of it. That was the, and we're going to talk about Howard, but that was the best years of Howard is, is listen, you can say the years of the already and the Eric, but then you know,

the only time he had a revival was when he was using Brent Hattley for the cook stuff. So it's like the reality TV, you know, them going on the trips. That's why we like the infighting. I think the end writing's good. All right, everyone's welcome. Everybody's third and fourth. Let's all be here. We're gonna have a great time.

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We just have to be forehand. Let's get into it. Alex, you've already kind of teased this. You go way back with Howard Stern. You are a huge fan. Well, I mean, listen, like everybody else, I think, you know, they always have like the similar story when Howard was on top when he was on the e-show. I mean, he was the best of the best.

He was the king of all media. And I think if you like didn't watch Howard Stern, that was like kind of the, you know, secret handshake, like do you like Stern, you like Stern? Like that's how, if somebody listened to Stern, like, then you automatically knew they were cool. And, you know, of course, just a long story short, through the like Stern, do you like Stern? Like, that's how if somebody listened to Stern, I think you automatically knew they were cool. And, you know, of course, just a long story short, through the already years, it was great. Even the Stuttering John years. I mean, that was like on the e-show stuff.

That's when I first found it. I'm obsessed with it. You know, I had the serious satellite radio. As a matter of fact, Carl was just going to say, I just, because three months free, I just reassigned up to to serious to kind of spy on Howard just because now I kind of want to see he's gone so bad. So far down hill. Now I kind of want to spy on him and see what's going on because he's still not in studios. That correct. Like they said for a Bruce Springsteen, he was going to go back in studio,

but he didn't even go into studio for that. I don't believe. So this is what happened. Now when when the pandemic hit, March of 2020, Howard started broadcasting from home over Zoom and it was bad. They were not ready for this. They did not have the equipment in place. Howard, I think, was using his laptop, microphone. It sounded terrible.

It wasn't working. And for a few weeks, it was really amateur hour. So then, they brought all this equipment to Howard's house and Robin's house and Gary's. And of course, Howard had to wait five days for the virus to die on this equipment that Howard Towson, Robin Towson, Gary's and of course Howard had to wait five days for the virus to die. And this equipment that he finally set it up and then it sounded better. We've been doing a show for two and a half years.

Let me show this equipment, Carl, but for the people playing at home, that's literally like an audio interface, XLR audio interface and a laptop. I mean, it is equipment, but you know, really he is doing, still doing a Zoom show, is just a little better plugin for the micro. You know what they don't know? They don't know. They don't know. They don't know. Yeah, they did set up camera equipment.

It looks good. It looks like he's in a studio. They set up in his basement. I think he's got a similar setup in Florida and in the Hamptons. It doesn't matter. Neither here nor there. The important thing is, last week, he says, I'm going to get Bruce Springsteen on the show.

I've been trying to get Bruce forever. And Bruce says, well, if I'm going to come into the studio and play guitar and sing and play piano and sing, I need Howard to be in the studio. And Howard did not want to do that. But he decided because it was a request from the boss. When the boss makes a request, he said, all right. So I listened to this episode that was last Monday and I couldn't pull clips from it

because the first two and a half hours of the show So I listened to this episode that was last Monday and I couldn't pull clips from it because the first two and a half hours of the show is Howard complaining about having to be a person in the world, which is so obnoxious when him and Robin, these celebrities talk to each other about things no one can relate to and it's the same conversation I've heard for the past 12 years. Howard's bitching about everything, oh my gosh, my limo was late and then it takes two and a half hours to get into the city from the Hamptons and then I get to my two story apartment that's on the top floor of an amazing Manhattan skyrise and that sucks. Like everything sucks for this guy.

It's so obnoxious to listen to. No one can relate to it. And everyone just goes Howard shut the fuck up man. It's not that bad. Most people have it way worse. You realize that, right? I don't know. I was really annoyed with the whole thing.

Duh, you know what annoys me even more is when Howard and Gary, whenever they would do like their fake bets, they'd be like, oh, a $20 bet. Like you're not like a multi-billionaire, like $20, like Howard's turned even, you know, they're trying to like, you know, appease the common man.

You know, they want to seem like, you know, 20 bucks is a lot of money when they make their fake bets. So yeah, Howard's fake. I mean, what is it? He's a fake Italian. He's always said, and then like, you know, he's seen even said, I think he said that he's half Jewish. Yeah, his daughter's like orthodox shoes. Like, he's just, I mean, he just doesn't, you know, he's just a phony. He's just fake, whatever. Which, what, he used to be the app, he used to be the reason why we loved Howard's, because he wasn just a phony, he's his fake, whatever. Which, what used to be the, he's been the reason why we loved Howard's because he wasn't a phony. And that was like the whole basis of his movie and his first book,

because that was the first guy to go on radio and just be real. Now, it was just a real person. I didn't put on an act. I just said what I wanted to say and told him about my life. And he's gone so far from that now that it's like, oh, what happened to this guy?

And the worst part. Not the interview with Bruce Bricey and Bruce Kissing Bruce's ass and everything Bruce has ever done. It's crying. He's crying and the interview. He's crying and he's like getting teared up. So moved by the music, he's crying during it.

I'm not a big Bruce guy, so I don't get it. I'm listening to this and I'm like, okay, what happened? What's the Bruce call? You're an artist. I mean, look, you're a musician. Why do they all love Bruce so much? Is that just a New Jersey East coasting?

Because in Texas, he doesn't have the same vibes. Like, we don't care about it like that. No problem if it's Bruce Briggs. See now, she asks me, Alex, when he plays live, nine of Bruce legendary live performer, three hour long shows. There's no intermission, this goes and goes and goes. But there's eight people on stage

strumming the same chord. You don't need your wife for the band. You don't need three more guitarists in the band. Like, no one's adding anything. Bruce doesn't need to be playing guitar. It's too much. This is me off. I also hate saxophone.

Yeah. That's a good point too. All right, so one of the problems with Howard Stern's transition into his old man's stern phase is he went from gay people on the show that were girls to gay people on the show that were guys. And it's kind of the problem for his audience is that we like lesbians more so the gay guys. And so what I wanted to highlight is Howard went into the studio on that Monday for Bruce Springsteen, but then on Wednesday is how it went into the studio on that Monday for Bruce Springsteen,

but then on Wednesday, he did not go into the studio. Okay. And they decided to extend Cactober. Now, if you aren't familiar with this, recently, I think definitely way after Artie Langlaphthoushow, Artie would not have put up with this. They started this thing called Cactober. We're in the month of October,

they just did a bunch of gay stuff on the air. And Richard Christie obviously leaded the charge here, but this is how his show starts off out of Wednesday. On Today's show, the Stern Show celebrates Cocktober. Oh, I love Cocktober. Just give it to me all over my face.

As resident cock lovers and writer producers Richard and Sal, compete in the first ever Dick Kevlar. Spit on your cock making real wet. Oh, my God, my cock is my life. Only on my Howard Stern show. Cuck Choba, forever. Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! It's supposed to be funny. What's going on here? What am I listening to? I mean, what are you listening to? And they started with before October, where they would have Sal put M&Ms in his pouch. Yeah, that was a contest. How many M&Ms could he fit into his pouch?

He's on circumcised, yeah. So before this whole bit, where it was like a month long of like, you know, gay sexual and you went end up, he would make Richard and Sal do gay stuff for for me. And the reason why we're doing this episode for the people playing at home, like why is Alex even on here? Because I stopped crying like Carl, you know how it's turned as a closet at home with sexual. And I thought there's anything wrong with that.

I don't know what it sounded like. I'm anti gay and then Carl's like, no, I don't believe in you. We had this conversation about him and Ralph. Yeah. Yeah. but their whole relationship. And Carl says, no, but this is why too. And I just was looking at another clip. Howard Stern, well, this guy and I was I can pull this up, I actually have it say, if you saw in the light detector test that they had for Ralph, he failed it multiple times for being gay. You remember that, Carl, though, right? Yeah, I do, but I thought that was a bit.

Did that seem like a bit to you? Alex, I don't know. I don't know. Could've they just shut that down? What's the fraud? Well, he's had a sexual man. Let's stop talking about it. That would ruin that ongoing bit that they have.

But it's hard to tell what's real and what's not real because everything's not real anymore on this show, but it used to be some real elements. The shows you come fake, but that seemed like when they do that lie detector test, what's his name, whatever's name I can't think of as a lot of them. Yeah, I may be talking to him, he's great. I don't know, I just feel like,

I know there was, at least that guy thought it was real. I don't know, maybe it was real. Let's run with your premise today, because Howard Stern starts off the show. As soon as he gets on the mic, he talks about how pumped he is for this dick October in Ticac, Vember and gonna be a lot of fun. I was just going over the days events. We're treating this as a very serious thing. You'll see Robin, we're gonna have a lot of cameraman. We're gonna treat it like an NFL sporting event.

They're gonna treat it like an NFL sporting event. You mean football game? Is that what you're looking for there? I heard a sports fan. That's a game, so you can have done. You're all getting enough football games. I mean, you don getting more than that. You know, one of those sports games that they televised in the fell broadcast. You can't even say football game. I mean, what's interesting about this whole

thing and have you listened to this episode? Alex is this new to you? Yeah, no, it's new, but I I listen to parts. I haven't listened to whole cocktail or thing, but I listen to some parts of it. What I'm gonna present to you is all the build up for this, because there's 45 minutes of build up, and then there's 45 minutes of payoff. And everything that they're gonna do requires a visual element. They're playing golf with their penises and stuff, and when they're doing it on the radio,

you've no idea what's going on. Everyone's just yelling and laughing and nothing. So he says right there, we got all these cameraman, we've been planning this for months. There's been meetings, they had a rehearsal, there's all this stuff going into it. I went on the serious app. There's 17 videos from the Bruce Springsteen interview.

There's 20 from the recent Conan O'Brien interview. There's one video of this whole de-Cathillon. So they build this whole thing up, but then they realize like, this is terrible. Nobody wants to watch Sal and Richard be naked and do these things. It's what, and Carl, remember when they went to serious, there was some weird thing where they couldn't put the Cibian,

the Cibian machine couldn't be inserted, they had to sit on it. So it's like, do you think there's probably is some sort of weird, serious stuff now where like they can't be so sexual. I'm just guessing this, I can be total wrong, maybe they can rub their dicks on each other all day long. But maybe there's some human resources stuff where they can't basically have gay sex in the studio. You know, I don't know, I could be wrong. You know, maybe there is a limit because you know, the original bit was Howard Stern where they had

a, uh, uh, supposedly one viral where the person said, Oh, they're playing the peanut of the piano with their penis. And it was just a bit, you know, nobody knows. They're just regularly playing the piano and people were calling in like, there's a good play with his penis. And so that's where they got the idea of like doing the radio. How is it funny playing the piano with your penis? Of course, it's always a, that's where they got the idea of like doing the radio. Which is funny. Playing the piano with your penis. Of course, it's always, that's a good gag. If you could do that. All right, so then let's talk about some of the things

some of the shenanigans that we'll be going on. You know, Medicaid it peed, obviously. Of course, that, yes. By the way, I realized something today, as I was pulling clips from the show. So Medicaid it peed started as an intern on the show, and they hired him because he has a speech impediment. And then he became a wack packer.

He's literally start her in job. He's the next start her in job as Medicated Pete. But Medicated Pete is still interesting. So this is what they do with him. So, now yesterday when we left, we were talking about how Pete was gonna get Mike Duff. Yeah. Did he manage to put the mic on himself?

Not only did he put the mic around his penis, but it worked out so well that I've actually switched my plan. He's not only going to sing the opening ceremony, he's going to speak to us while his penis is serving as a microphone that we can have on actual conversation with him. So medicated Pete, who's not right, is also naked, but they have the microphone on his penis. We have to bend down like he's sucking his own dick in order to talk into it. That's abuse.

They have literally a mentally ill person there. They're making them do sexual stuff. Yeah, what's age? I was thinking that. I'm like, he's made hundreds of millions of dollars and this guy's making like 30 grand a year if he's lucky. Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna call that out because it should be used to do with Wendy, the slow adult or what did the retire of everyone

of color was all that same type of thing and I applauded it all the way along. Well, Gary, the retire of them, they put them in a space. But I don't know. I mean, I love it too. We got him down there. Yeah, but I don't know, but they're dick. I mean, this girl, this is pretty bad.

I never saw it with any red windy spreader butthole. That's true. That's true, but they have both sale and richest spreader buttholes all over the place on this episode. On this episode. So, let's hear some cock of ember stingers. There's a lot of production. Remember, the Howard Stern show, even though it's on three days

a week, 17 weeks a year, something like that. For some reason, it's a staff of 80 people producing this show. So there's a lot of production going on. So anyway, Cock Vember, welcome. Cock Vember, two well inches of cock stretching into November. Yeah, we love Cock Vember.

It's exciting. So really, it is going to be a great event. It's literally turning it to like one of those Boarding zoo shells. I'm waiting for it to be like all right. We're back for Cock Vemper. Oh Is Fred dropping? Is he the one that is dropping the sounds or is that how? Okay, so I think so. I think so. Yeah But yeah, there's a lot of production a lot lot of wacky noises, a lot of boner sound effects. Boy, boy. Boy, boy.

Do we have that on our board's Chris? Oh, shit, we're in a no time. How do we not have boners out of facts? What are we doing, right? Then they talk about Michael Rappaport's going to be coming on the show to do a bit as well. Michael Rappaport is going to be spanking Richard and he hopes to hit him so hard that the little zits on on Richard's ass actually pop. And yeah, and Richard said he could get sexually aroused and he might come on Michael Rappaport

so it could be very, very intense. So we don't know. We don't know what's in. I'm like, shit. Yeah. So here's my question to you, Alex, because as I'm listening to this, I'm like, ugh, I don't want to hear any of this. Have I outgrown this or is this waste stupor that it used to be?

It was way dumber. No, they totally devolved to it. I mean, it doesn't even make sense with their, like I guess you can say some comedy is formulaic, like, you know, making being sarcastic or making like something absurd to me. Who gets settering John? Yeah, formulaic, yeah. Yeah, I don't take that, but I don't even know what this is just to be extra gay and

then like what they think because he tries to appeal to the truck driver, the guy, Johnny Longhall and the truck, listen to it on satellite radio. Like they don't, like what, they don't love gay content, gay radio. So I don't know who he's. I have a theory. I have a theory Alex. I think that Howard's trying to make up for all of the lesbian stuff. He did all over all these years and exploiting strippers like you know what I used to enjoy

on the Howard Stern show was Lord of the anal ring toss. Now that's a game. That's a great game. For stars with poles of the rasses and already lag chucked rings at them. That's a fun game. And that was one of the first gimmicks they did when they went to satellite radio to try to, you know, blow it up. I'm just blanking. What's the radio gun girl's name, though? Oh, Monique. Yeah, Monique said it the best, though. She said it best in my opinion. Like Howard was even that into Lesbian,

she doesn't even think. And then he was just doing it because the audience liked it. It was edgy. And so that's what I think he's trying to do now. He doesn't even know what his audience wants. He just thinks this is like super edgy. Like, oh, it's so funny.

Let's be gay. It's just so touching. Yeah, you know what? That's a good point, Oaks, because he wants to be this woke guy. And I have some examples. He's so woke, it's ridiculous. But he's actually exploiting gay guys, because like, isn't this funny?

These guys are so gay. They want cocks in their mouths. Like, well, actually, that's kind of like rude to gay people to think that's funny, right? A thousand percent, this is gay bashing. Like, man. The ones that let me, it's for funny, we just thought it was hot. Yeah. Yeah, and making straight, man, quote unquote straight, even though, you know, Sal and Richard, who knows, there's been something weird

going on forever. They're like always in an office and there's definitely something there. And I would say that to the face of it, come on, y'all have some sort of weird thing. But to make them do something for, you know, like you said, an overbrewed show that they have 80 employees for a show that they do like 40 times a year now, these guys are doing will do anything Carl to keep their job. Like spread their buttole. I mean anything doesn't matter to file themselves. It's not just that Alex and I'm glad you brought that up because I wanted to say this. I am the biggest Richard Christie fan. There was a bit on the Monday show. I

would have brought it here, but it's just, it's a longer bit. It's really funny. It sounds great to. It sounds great to. One more six. Salcill great too. What was it? Salcelerys too. Yeah, sorry. No, Richard had this bit where he called he was Halloween. So he calls him just religious shown. He's like, I got a Bible from 4,000 BC. Can I read it to you?

He opens it up and he starts reading it in Latin. And it turns out it's like the satanic cult book that someone's demons. And next to you know, there's like a demon on the phone. And the guys are trying to get the, it was hilarious. I don't know if it's a tribe what's going on But I love Richard. I love sale of their antics. There's a lot of people on the show I really enjoy a mat

I think a lot of these guys though they just want airtime no matter what it is like Well, will you get naked and rub salescock if I can be on the air? Sure because it's funny It's funny to rub sales stock with my mouth and my tongue. It's hilarious. Yeah, but do you think people even care about Howard airtime anymore? I mean, there was a day, there was a time and day where if a comedian went on, well, I know daycare because it is a step to airways with, yeah. Okay, well, there was a time when a person, you know, a comedian said, oh, I'm on the Howard Stern show, they would just sell out every weekend, whatever weekend they announced on the show, but I don't think he has that pool anymore.

So I guess you're talking about the staff just once it because they want to be on the air and see my team contributor. That's why they want to be. Alex, what's the most time you had a comedian on a show? I winnie Cummings the other day. I mean, she's not even a kid. And then he has on what's that other one?

Schumer. Schumer. And he used the worst comedians ever. So he would never have Shane Gillis on or. Right. Or I mean, he used to have Dave Chappelle on the show. He used to have Mitch Hedberg on the show. David Tell, guys that you want, comedians you want to hear

on a radio show, cracking wise at the news, there's none of that anymore. So yeah, it's not a venue for comedians you want to hear on a radio show cracking wise at the news. There's none of that anymore. So yeah, it's not a, it's not a venue for comedians to go and be discovered like it once was. Bob Shimmel was a great example of a guy who was. Yeah, but you know, and and and and Bob Shimmel had his daughter on. I was just listening to an old episode. No, those are classic episodes, but he can't even create classic radio. I don't know the last time he had a quote unquote viral video from like a cool interview

he did. You know, some of that Bruce Springsteen stuff, because I just watched it. I saw it on social media, but you know, he would always ask, you know, did you do anal? Always do those gimmicky questions, and then he would go viral. He's like, oh, yes. Scarlett Johansson is she did anal with his show. So I don't remember the last time he said one of those type of interviews. No.

And the only time he's ever going viral, he's always trending on Twitter, but it's the dumbest show. He must have a crazy PR team behind him. He's like, Howard says he's going to run for president. It's like, well, he's done this gimmick a thousand times. He's not ready for president. We know that, right? That's trending. Okay. Our Howard makes fun of Kyrie Irving or Howard makes fun of Kanye West. It's never. Yeah. Howard thinks I want Musk, it's an asshole.

Yeah, we know. Okay, we got it. Yeah. All right, so this is Howard talking about, he's been briefed and everything is going to go on here. He knows what's going on on the show today. I'll explain it. I'm clear on what we're doing.

It's each event and how much time the contestants have the the cock athletes. So it's going to be pretty good. Cock athletes. Cock athletes and it's going to be great. But big dick cat. I like that cock athletes was funny enough for Robert Beck. Whoa. Who wrote that one? Wow. dynamite. All right, so what's here about these events? Dicathlon. I think come on, these are dick cathons. These are not. These are not good ponds.

This is, these are some of the events in the Dicathlon here. The first event is gonna be the cock fishing, where his penis turns into a pole and a south budlox will be a pond, any hole to fish out of it. And then you got the, let me just pause it real quick. Literally gay butt sex is the first to bad.

Yeah, the first one. This is great. Watch this. He's going to put his penis in the guy's butthole. Oh, that's just gay sex. I heard it's what you're describing. That's a bit. No, okay.

All right. Cool. And then you got the tyquan dong, which are close to where the guys I couldn't remember. Yes, tyquan dong, tyquan dong, which is really going to be exciting because Gary and JD are going to hold uncooked spaghetti. And the guys are going to see how much spaghetti they can chop through. All right, so those are the first two. With their penis, though, I see. So they're going to hold spaghetti and they're going to try to use their penis as like a, you know, like a chopper.

I think the principal of certice says, how we're just suck at dick. No one cares anymore. Let's get it over with. I know. Honestly, like him and Beth and Beth is beautiful woman, but there's something weird about Beth, dude Did you ever hear those rumors that like she was like a high-class call girl? Did you ever hear that rumor call? No, I didn't, but I'm really glad that I'm gonna get sued for this big advice show No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Who is the famous actor that she was with before Howard remember there's some actor yeah that she was with he was like on Broadway or something But long story short supposedly that like you know she was

Thank you Our order bride type situation God damn the last thing I need to see is a letter in the mail from Marcy Turk. That would not be good. I don't want to either do that. You see, and honestly, we talk about it all the time. Marcy ruined the show, but Howard ruined the show himself by hiring Marcy.

Like, it's not her fault for being whatever. What was the book that they ran? Getting things done. Yeah, getting things done. Yeah, getting things done. Yeah, I changed the whole show. All right, so these cock athletes are at it with this de-Cathalon and Howard's gonna bring in the guys, he's gonna bring in Sal and Richard and talk to him

about how he's gonna go down. He's got some important questions to ask him about these events. By the way, did you guys clean your assholes last night for the fishing event or did you guys purposely try to undermine your opponent by not cleaning it? That's the question we all wanted to know, obviously. How clean is your asshole, Richard Christie? Please answer the question. All right. So there was a rehearsal for this. Richard, at any point during rehearsal, did South slip and did his penis kind of almost like going to your asshole? Oh, there

many times. That's going to happen a lot. It's funny. I don't think it's funny. Hey, did you guys have gay sex yesterday during the rehearsal? Oh, yeah. A bunch. Good one. Pretty good joke. Hey, did you listen to the drop they played Carl? They played in Alex Jones. That was my job. I put that out there. I was your job. Well, he loves to do that. Alex Jones gave me where they have you know, he has like the cardboard cut out. Who are you? Why would Howard have Alex Jones on your show? He would go on your

show. That would be like a viral. He did have a show. He did. He did did years ago. Yes, many years ago. Yeah, no, no, yeah, but that's totally different. Alex Jones went on the view years ago. That was before he's canceled. I'm talking about now he still does Alex Jones, but can you imagine if you were really edgy Howard and you were the King of all media or whatever. Why not have the gun and say, hey, I didn't like what you do with Sandy or yada yada yada. But no But no, he would never, he would never, you just would have like the cardboard cut out. That's what that's like. Interview and journalism that Howard could do that a serious journalism couldn't like, I think if there was an old clip I was watching where they're talking about when Anthony

Weiner went through his sex scandal. And now Howard was like, yeah, I would like to have him on the show because that would be a better interview than like a gotcha interview from some ABC person where it's all serious. It would be funny to hear Howard do kind of an intense interview, but in a funny way. But we don't get that anymore. No, I don't think he's capable of that anymore, to be honest with you, because Howard's big thing is like he brings Bruce Springsteen on and his first question, it pretty much out of the gate is like, no, did you have a bad relationship with your father and of that lead to this unique talent

that you have and your creativity? It's like, no, Howard, you're explaining you again. He always talks to people about him. You know, he's like, oh, so what about your mom? Is she almost dead? Do you go visit her and it's annoying? Like, no, that's you. That's what you do.

But Carl, the last thing we gotta talk about is dad and then you said, oh, Alex, why do you think he's okay? Well, his dad in private parts and every movie, his dad is described as Ray Stern bald as a, you know, as a doorknob. He had Howard Stern, has the locks and jet black hair at nearly 65 years old. I just don't believe it. I mean, then they say it gets you know, it's hereditary for your mom's side. That's a wig that Howard has and then you know, it gets to his hair stylist for all the years. I thought Ralph was just as stylist But you were telling me he's a hair stylist as well. Yeah, I got up on the air style. Okay. Yeah, yeah, I never seen it Like let me find it. Okay. I think then Howard's actually 68 at this point. I mean, he's over 65 at this point and Yeah, if you listen to Mo on radio gunk

She has said and she says this with authority. So for whatever reason, she believes this to be true. Howard is a wig is a hair system. So it's one of these things where they transplant hair and so, you know, it makes it so, it still grows and stuff, but it's not your real hair. I don't know. This is what they do. I know. It's whatever they call that, or that's like a weave or whatever. You know, it's a hair assistant. He has some hair probably on the side. And then it's extensions, hair extensions.

I'm just saying, that's not his natural hair. He's cheating. He says it is. He insists it is. It's not. He insists it. He doesn't usually hair dye. I'm a young man.

I have gray hair. Like, I mean, what the, I have gray pubes. I'm a young man. I have gray hair. Like, I mean, what the have gray pubes? I'm in my shirt. That's true. I know that for fat. He's double my hair. Yeah. I was my naked old time.

I'm just saying, it's just, it's just he's such a liar. He can't even tell the truth about something that's innocuous that we all know what the truth is. So you can extrapolate that light as whole thing being a gimmick even as sexuality I feel like so. All right, so we've heard about two of the events on this so far. What's the? Dic-Fishing. Well, no, a dick fishing was number, it's a dickathlon.

So the dick fishing was one, the second one was that spaghetti thing which they called Taiwan Dong. Taiwan Dong. Yeah, Taiwan Dong. You got to break this, I was at the Biscuity. You got to break this. I was at the biscetti. You had to break this. But Kenny, you know, what are you seven? What are you seven?

You're saying biscetti. So what's the third event? Let me just mention the third event real quickly, because we're going to get to it in a minute. But the penis golfing event, that's the one I'm most excited about because I think golf is a very difficult sport. I've tried it. I'm good at a big drive, but then when it comes to the, you know, the small, little drive, it's difficult. Guys, why does that's got to be a bit too, right? We were saying he's going to go.

He came in one morning just like, guys, I'm really good at golf. It's easy. And he got everyone on the staff pissed off. Yeah, it's difficult. Guys, well, how does it work? Now, how's it going to go first? Richard, are you going to be the whole and Sal is going to use his penis as a golf club or is it going to be reverse? We're both going to do that. We're going to take turns. Like first, I'll be on my back with my legs way up in the air. You'll see me gaping and then Sal is going to use his dick to hit a golf ball across a table and hopefully hit right into my asshole. That's fascinating. Please go on.

So this is the one the Howard's looking forward to the most. Penis golf, where they try to use their penis to hit a ball into the other guy's butthole. It produced a crisis so put off right now. I'll say. Well, I'm just even trying to imagine it. So they're standing at a table and they're like doing like a shimmy, I guess, and then his butt. This is the one thing they put on the serious XM app.

So I was able to watch this event. And basically he's down, they're down in the forest, like in push-up position, because another one to use their hands and they just have to like whip their penis into the ball. Oh my God. And then Richard has his legs up. He's an spreading eagle with his butthole open. Spreading his butthole open.

Yes. Pretty high, right? I'm in there. All just to get on the air and out of there. I love Richard Christie. I think he's hilarious. If they do the jacket rod, to podcast someday, I love Richard Christie. I think he's hilarious. If they do the Jacket Rod, Supercalc today, I'm all in.

That's gonna be amazing. But I do not like the term that Richard uses to talk about sales penis, which is uncircumcised. And that's another one where sell has kind of an advantage because he's got all that for, you know, for skin, dick meat that acts as a putter. Oh, dick meat. See all that dick meat. D, for skin dick meat that acts as a putter.

Dick meat. See all that dick meat. They're supposedly friends are talking about. There's dick meat. And shout always like to and and and Sal, who's hilarious. He always like the most hardcore porn. You know, you know, he's like, what are you like German? Like, you know, rapist, piss porn. Like, there's just something weird about,

he hates women. Sal, there's something very devious about Olsau. Seems that, like, like, seems that right. And his dad, and I love Sal too, you know, his dad had another brother, you know, Sal had another brother with a different family that his dad got pregnant.

Did you know that girl? Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember that whole saga. Yes. Yeah, he worked at Indicator and his brother actually committed suicide. And that was like, you know, he found out the pizza real. Let's keep it light. Let's keep it light today, Alex.

I know, I'm talking about the series of, I'm a Stern nut. And we gotta talk about the dark side of that or a certain show. But what I'm trying to get to is that, who sells dad who's still, I think, now they have them on the show more now I then never I believe you know abused him by making him work in that pizza parlour like

Sil's Dan's a character Sil's dad claims that he invented putting toppings on pizza. He claims it never wanted to sign it to put something on top of the cheese Before he did it he invented that I know I agree I before he did it, he invented that. I know. I agree, I think he did. Now I think that's the one thing I believe. I believe that I can see it. That's the one that he believed. I believe that one. 100%, the South couldn't make that out of it.

He's a good guy. All right, so now that was all the first segment of the show talking about in a few segments, we're gonna get to this decathlon. So now fast forward, now they've described everything is going to happen. Let's actually hear it take place and it starts with, now Howard did not go into the studio for this show. I wouldn't have either, but it's just saying, but Howard is watching this from his monitor from his basement. And so they finally

put on the screen what's going on. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Oh my God. Hi, guys. This is unbelievable what I'm seeing and I'll try it. Robin, I'll try to describe the people. Yes, go ahead. Kill yourself. Do this justice.

I'm standing. I'm staring at a very naked, medicated pea. How are you? Very good. Very naked. And uh, peaches say good morning to everybody. So they know you're here. Good morning everybody. Yeah. What's up?

So if you're just listening to this, these guys are all going nuts. It's so fun. We get a medicated pee as a microphone on his cock and they're on naked and that's so funny. None of this, what you're describing sounds funny. Yeah. I'm single. I'm single. I'm single.

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it's just this gimmicks for kids, basically. It's like a kid's radio show. I wrote that down, Alex, and I'm glad you brought that up because this is literally what an edgy 12 year old would come up with, it's like, oh, then what if we like the mic rolls on his penis and he's naked, and he gets to sing it to his penis. Like, yeah, it's pretty edgy there, buddy.

That's pretty good. Let's do that. That's exactly what it is. And I keep on going back to the, you know, Eric, the actor days where he was like mad at Richard Christie. So he wanted Richard Christie to have to have gay sex with Sal. There's something I forget what that thing was. It's like, if you saw, I'll do this, If you do that. So my point is there's this weird

thing where like they want them to have sex is that that power and control of making richer do this gay sex. That's just, well, that's very nicely into my next clip because if you want to talk about some gay stuff, this might be gator than gay sex right here. I'm also staring at Richard and Sal who are joined at the penis. By one, what do you call those things boys? What is that? It's a toilet paper roll, but we're docking. We're basically docking.

We're probably, our penises are touching each other with your very weird, oh dear. And that funny, my penis is touching his penis at the tip. Oh, he's, good joke guys. So, there it is. Good joke, guys. So then that's a bring in Chris Wilding. Now, Chris Wilding is the gay guy on the show.

And Chris Wilding's had some really good bits. I've enjoyed him over the years, but they've kind of transformed into a one-dimensional, like he's just gay guy, he was gay sacks, and talks about gay stuff. Now, everything that we're describing here with medicated Pete, having a mic on his cock and Richard and Sal having a toilet paper roll

connecting their penises, none of this would be appealing to an actual gay man. This is all for a bit and it's just ludicrous, but Chris Wilden is gonna play into it and say how hot this all is. And then Chris Wilden is there. He insisted if Chris has never been in the office without a mask on. And today he just said, fuck it. This for me is like the Bruce Springsteen

interview. I want to be near cock. I want to be involved. Is that right? Chris, mine is holding you. And, you know, I always said, I'm probably going to catch COVID eventually, but I don't want it to be in a stupid way. Right. Really throwing that out the window today. Right, right. So we're supposed to believe that Chris Wilding who was a legitimate gay man is excited to see Richard, Cell, and medicated Pete be naked and do stuff with their penises. I got it salty to gay people. Oh my.

Right. It's like, what the fuck? It's how people act. And I just like, any cocking balls. I mean, let's go. Random dick. I just want to see it. I mean, it's kind of like how the trans community is making fun of women in a way. This is making fun of gay man. I mean, yeah, I say the gay stereotype. It's just it's just like being It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird.

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It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. and all these things going on. And then one day, it's one of them after his internship, I don't even remember. One day they bring him on to St. karaoke and it turns out he's saying purple rain very well. You got it, yeah? He got emotional, he got it into it, he got it. He had no, it's like, whoa, what's all this about? So of course, they're going back to this well.

Alex, this is- He's still singing purple rain! No, no! No, no, no, no, no,-cathaline by having medicated Pete sing purple vein. And now to open up the ceremony, singing out of his penis. I can't. I can't. As a incredible medicated Pete. And purple vein. Purple vein. Everybody. And a medical.

I'm a medical. I'm really free. All right. So he goes to and sings the whole song. It's not even like a parody. Just sings purple rain. So he goes to and sings the whole song. It's not even like a parody, just sings purple rain, but he's like bending down towards his penis.

I guess, I suppose I'd think that's funny, because people are laughing. Yeah. Must be really funny. You can be laughing more often by the way. Oh, great show. The BTP, we have a good time. All right, so now W-A-T-P.

There it goes. I'm not ready to post, thank you. Now, what you're gonna hear is All right, so now W a T P. There you go. You've got that in your phones. Thank you. Now, what you're going to hear is the gay fishing starts. All right, so I'm going to leave it to you to count the amount of fish that Sal gets out of Richard's asshole. Yeah, I'll do that. All right, this is our first cocktail event.

The set looks like a gay porn on movie. How can I just say this is unequivocally the gayest thing I've ever been a part of in our first cocktail event, the set looks like a gay porn on movie. How can I just say this is unequivocally the gayest thing I've ever been a part of in my life? I fuck men like this is crazy. What do you think of it? It's wild, right? This is just gayer than the Andy Cohn Channel.

Oh my God, it makes it the Andy Cohn Channel look like a outlaw country. I mean, it's ridiculous. If that's the goal, it would be the gayest thing on series X7, nailing it. Got that going for you. I like Japanese fart enthusiast says, OP finally has a better radio show than Howard. Yeah.

You might be right about that. OP in his car is probably better than you have in the here this. You might be right about that. So they're really proud of themselves of how gay everything is. And this is what, this is just great radio right here Alex.

This is what you want to hear when you tune in to the Howard Stern show, especially all those people who get serious accent for like three months or six months they buy a new car. You have to put it through the dials. Ready, set, hump. Oh. Oh. Oh my God. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is what it is. This is that fishing event. This is where the fishing, okay? This is where the Richard is putting his penis in the sales butthole to pull something out. Yeah.

This is why I played all of that. Set up before because literally just talking about it could have been the bit, you know, rather than actually go do it. Like these are all the ideas, man. Isn't that wacky? All right, moving on. What's the news, Robin?

If that would have been a better show, but instead of hearing all of this. This is way, right up, way up, way up the cheeks. This dick's flopped around in my cheek. Oh my god. And so everyone's obviously playing it up. Like, oh, this is the wackiest thing. You're almost just two gay guys have it sucks.

You never see that before. That's your problem. All right, so now let's move ahead to, I didn't pull a lot of questions because it's all really boring. It's all just people are like, we're actually like, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, what's going on?

So you don't even know what's happening. So now let's move on to Taekwondo. And Gary Delopate is not a big fan of holding the spaghetti that Richard and Sal had to try to. Now you're making Gary hold this spaghetti. You're kidding, Carl. Gary, the top executive producer, I mean, I know Marseille, I guess,

tells you this above him, is holding the cock spaghetti. It's funny because I remember somebody wrote in and they're like, ask Steadling John who's doing a better job producing a show. Gary, who got Bruce Springsteen or Steadling John, who got Benny Loco. And that's a pretty good point.

But then if you said, yeah, but Jazz, that holding onto Ross Spaghetti with a guy shove it his cock through it. So, John's got it there Dude and Gary is not gay. I mean, he had a gay brother like you like I mean he's a dad like I mean You don't have to explain. He's not gay. I know he's not gay Carl this I'm saying this is called buck breaking and this is what they do in Hollywood and seven It's like where they make a straight person do something gay So just to search it exerts your dominance and I can make you be gay Even though you're totally sure all right now

I'm gonna go out of fucking rabbit hole with you my friend. Is it this what they do in like scullin bones and these secret societies? Of course they make you do really gay stuff because then there's like do you want that getting out then you better keep our secret That's all I think that's the reason why they do it that get it out, then you better keep our secret ass all. I mean, that's the reason why they do it. Yeah, and everybody did it. And this time I can prove it too, like even freaking Donald Trump, if you look at his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, Jared Kushner's dad got arrested for honeypotting his brother in law.

He got a prostitute to sleep with his brother in law to help out his sister in their divorce. My point is, like all these people, they use it, whether it's skull and bones, or they make you like get peen on in a coffin where everybody watches it or they film it, they can use this leverage, but it's literal called the humiliation ritual. And they want to see like how you know loyal are you today, you know, how down are you with a cause willing to do it. And then you do it in front of people and they can say, oh, hey, I saw you when you were that 12 year old kid or I saw, you know, that person stuff a pineapple at your asshole. So that's what Howard's doing right now. He's basically buck breaking them or making them do a humiliation ritual.

This is going to be a whole threat of the sub-reddit. I knew they'd start talking about this. They'll look side at the top. So this is Gary Teleponte going through humiliation ritual as you pointed out. And Gary, what's going on? I see you're freaking out. Well, I'm like, I'm like literally, his size, I guess I fucking hand. Yeah, he's he's on us. I'm like 12 inches away from his cock. He's got his cock on top of the spaghetti and he's got to break the spaghetti with his cock. So right now we're

starting with two strands of spaghetti. You guys are on your knees, which makes it even look kind of funnier. Yeah, yeah, knees, which makes it even look kind of funny. Yeah, it looks funny. Richard standing, you're holding spaghetti on his penis. All right. Now, do you remember, Alex? I hope people listen to this or how it started, Fence. Remember when Gary was complaining

that a porn star squirted Adam and hit him in the face? I bet he wishes. That was going out of the studio. He's pining for that. He's like, I should just get squirted my face. That might have been urine, but whatever. At least I wasn't getting sales dog in my mouth. Are you a bone again?

And that goes to the humiliation ritual too. He used to make him wear like a beekeeper's mask. That's true. He's got your soul ugly. That's where our masks are. It's another humiliation. He loves humiliating Gary. He does. All right. So now

This is the very exciting part where Richard will break through the pasta with his penis. Older time. And this is what your first out. Who's in the lead? Do we even know who's in the lead in the decai? Cell one the first event the fishing event. Okay. Okay. So he's up one nothing at this point. I've got that Alex is making fun of me. He's like, I also want to win. Okay, that's why I wish this one nothing at this point. I've got that Alex is making fun of me I also want to win Okay, let's find out which one hold it tight. I told you to hold it tight. I did hold it. I really tight. All right be serious It's a break to clean break Alright, we break, right? So what does that mean? I love Robin!

What's going on here? That's what I would ask too. So can we be done with this now? Or how does that work? We good? We good? Is that enough? So, Cell wins that event.

Fast forward to penis goal. No, I got it now. I'm kind of with Robin. What? Because there's more of spaghetti strings. They broke it. They have to keep getting more and more. Oh my gosh. Okay. This is so insane. I mean, it's got so gay. I mean, this shows a gay sex show. And there are things wrong. If you're a guy out there, go join the high school show, go have all the gay sex you want to have. I don't even tell

it that but this show used to be cool and hip and now it's like, let me just make men have sex straight men have sex. Yeah. They're just humiliating people is what this is not really all about. Okay. So used to humiliate women,

remember dumb is a rock? They would ask these hot chicks or strippers like really easy questions and when they got it right there to say I'm as dumb as a rock is that's great. Let's do that. That was awesome. That was hot. That was awesome. And see, this doesn't work. If you get elegant Elliott often to do it, because he's such a mess. You know, that's not humiliating for right, you know, elegant Elliott. But for Gary, who's like this dad, who you know is worse is untuck at shirts and wants to be taken seriously

You know, I'm just saying that's not you know, that's not what a real product the producer of the tonight shows Not letting guys, you know, rub penis on their macaroni and cheese noodles or whatever Maybe he is I don't want to speak for the producers of the tonight show Yeah, yeah, who knows all right, So this is the beginning of penis golf. Now, Sal, you are going to be golfing first. The idea is how many strokes will take your penis, the golf club, if you will, right to get into Richard's asshole. That's correct. All right. How far would you say this putt has to be? This is about an eight foot putt Robin. Okay. How would I get no whiff is something. I'm downwind to Sal. I'm getting a real whiff of something. Yeah. So that's another

thing you have to do is oh I think sales smells gross or Richard. I did this bit with every way of Packers stunk at high pitch Eric. They always smelled bad over their breath. There's always a bad stench. And then which is you start gagging and puke Because of it. Yeah All right, so this is let's play some theater of the mind here because I actually watch this clip online to see what it actually looked like So I know what it looks like, but let's see if this is entertaining for a radio audience Can you grace me with a countdown? Oh, Lord. Three, two, one. Oh, that's going to be tough. That's going to be tough because I'm going to pull it out

two clovements. It's in the sand trap. All right. Sal hit it into a corner. It's a very difficult angle, but he did get distance. And now he's about, I'd say, what do you think Robin? Two thoughts from his assholes. Something like that. How it is, assholes, just a mess. It's horrible. Really a point. Oh, yeah, man. And your assholes, the piece of a work of art. But I think I have to look away while I hit this ball. I am it's so. So how do we go? You gotta aim. Look at him. Love it.

Ready. Yeah. here we go Ready yeah You guys following any of this you know what's going on Well, I know a table because how is the bow in the corner? So what is it like a table with the edges? It has like, so it doesn't fall off the table, correct? Yeah. So it's more like mini golf than it is like golf.

It is contained. And then Richard's laying there with his butthole open. So what is it? The ball's supposed to catch in his asshole theoretically. Yeah, I mean, that's what they said. And then it just bounced off his butt cheek. And like, okay, you got it. It's basically what happens. And just so you know Richard did win that event but sell one two to one in the DeCathalon in case you

Were betting it huh? Yeah, I was so so but sell one after the second thing right so yeah, he was already locked in after So I didn't even have to do the third event see that just shows you it's all a scam right there I know one the DeCathalon we didn't even need to do the third game of it. We already crowned the champion. And Howard said, no, we still need to do the gay penis soccer or whatever. It's almost like it's just a bit.

They don't really care who it is. I don't. I don't care Alex. So then Michael Rapaport joins the show. And I like Rapaport. Now, we've had our ups and downs together, Rapp and I. But overall, I've really enjoyed him as part of the Howard Stern show.

I just think we, one of the first podcasts we listen to that we genuinely enjoyed was Michael Rappaport. So I just have a thing about him. I think he's a funny guy. So he comes out. I want to say this, in my politics are so different than Michael,

but when he was making fun of JD, I'm talking about, I can separate that. Michael is brilliant at like some of his cut downs, you know, I know there are voicemails, but I mean, I don't have put downs that good. You know, I'm just saying some of these put downs where maybe because he's been put down so much, I don't know how Michael R.Pore is so good at shit talking, but one of the best shit talkers I've ever heard in my life, I see even that, no doubt about him. Agreed.

So he comes on and he's been witnessing all of this and he's saying what we're all thinking. Hi Michael, have you been listening to the action? What are you thinking? Howard. The fact that, I mean, we went from Bruce Springsteen to this, I mean, and the mention of rehearsal, the fact that like the mention of rehearsal, the fact that the mention of rehearsal, the half of the multiple rehearsal. Yeah, so Rapoport is just like,

I can't believe what I'm watching right now. This is the Howard Stern show. It's 20 to 20, it's ridiculous. Now, it turns out there's a reason why Rapoport even showed up on the show. He thought Howard was gonna be there in studio. Of course. He is not. And the thing that's a lot of time. I mean, I. That's funny, Joe. That's good. That's a serious bait and switch right there to be like, oh yeah, yeah, come on down. Howard's finally back in the studio.

We'll have you and he's like, all right, he shows up. I was just like, everyone's naked and doing gays off. He's like, the fuck? I wasn't expecting. And Michael Rottport knows like Howard Stern has it been there in three years or whatever. Like he probably wants to see him. He wants to keep his relationship with you.

You know, just, you know, Howard has helped my kind of rejuvenate Michael's career too a little bit in the last few years. So he probably has like serious, oh, I want to see the guy, you know, why not? Cause he doesn't have any beef with him. And then, I mean, it's just kind of sucks. Even the people that care about Howard, they don't get to see him, you know, you know, you know, you're Jennifer Hansen or John Ham. And even then he went there under protest. And I want to be there with those people. All right.

So now Chris Wilding for some reason decides to call Michael Reptoport out. Now Michael Reptoport is in the third season of only murderers in the building, you know, with Steve Martin and Martin Short. And so he's playing a character. This is not a reality show. He's playing a character who has specific lines. The Chris Wouting, I don't even know why he brings this up. It doesn't, nobody wants to talk about this.

By the way, Michael, nice knock on Howard and Oli Murderer is in the book. That was a really nice fucking knock he took on him. What is he? You got some fucking nerfs showing you face here. First of all, first of all, it was a written line that I added to it. That you said. I said, my character, because they were talking about podcasts and I said I don't like podcasts I listen to stern but all school stern and something better in the 90s

Yeah, how funny is that my good words character says I don't listen to podcasts. I like old Howard Stern He was great in the 90s Chris well and even some reason brings this up He shouldn't have because I would if we surveyed Howard Stern fans at 100% of them would say how it's been around the 90s Then he has now 100% there's not one person's just like no, I like what he's doing now. This is cool Cocktovers great Wow There's not one person's just like, no, I like what he's doing. No, this is cool. Cucked over. It's great. Wow, wilding really tried to throw him under the bus of that. Yeah, that's just, that's like actually, it seems extra hard. That brings out when it's peaked in the 90s.

Oh, what? So listen to the rest of this because now Michael Rettboard has to explain why his character would say that. He was talking about Sibian and all that stuff and then the gentrification of Baba Booi and stuff like that. But let's say not to hold much, so hold much. Can I expect to hold much? I mean, rap force is like, well, yeah, my character would rather see the Howard Stern that has girls on the Sibian than the Howard Stern that makes guys play golf with the penis. Let's see if like a character that I would play. And at least

I mentioned Howard Stern on a fucking big show. It's something, right? Come on. You have a Howard and a rather not mention him. He says in ego, man. Yeah, I can say. Then mention him and be like, oh, he peaked in the 90s. Which, which, listen, and I think I said this last time on the show, dude, I should have known this and I think I should have known this at the time.

You probably saw it. When he made fun of podcasts so much, you're like, podcasting stupid, you know, what Joe Rogan does is done. What Adam Crowley does is done. I just should have been the first thing. It's kind of like how Jim Kramer, whatever stock they say, whatever Jim Kramer stocky picks, do the opposite. Fade Jim Kramer because he's such an idiot.

It's kind of like we should have faded Howard. Howard, we should have known, oh, podcasting is a future because he's so threatened by it Because he realizes anybody that's talented now can get in front of a radio and build an audience without I think we do that Sure, I always I remember when that happened and I remember him explaining why you had to do that Cuz you have to work in a shitty station in a small market and then work your way up I was like no you don't anymore. That's the beauty of this. Thank God I didn't have to move all around the country to start a podcast and build an audience That's the beauty of this and Howard so jealous of didn't have to move all around the country to start a podcast and build an audience. That's the beauty of this.

And Howard so jealous of that, because that's what he had to do. He's like, no, you gotta do the same thing. I had to do, he was like, nope, sorry, new world, different rules. But I recognize it right away when he was calling out podcasting back then, I'm like, oh, he doesn't get it.

This guy, he should have just embraced it. In fact, if he was smart, he'd be doing what Jim and Sam is doing now, which is putting out his bestos from the week as like a little package podcast, 60 minutes long, whatever it is, to build an even larger audience. You want more of this?

Sign up for Series XM. You can get even more. The whole week's worth, you know? But. He really screwed up even. I mean, I, listen to that. I don't know if he's really been paid a billion dollars. I know a lot of that's in stock and I don't know what their stock is worth and this and

that. But he should have just started his podcast only left to rest your radio years ago. Well, I don't know about that. That was a little horror. I know, I know. Because I saw you talked about this. I saw you talk about this little bit. That was a smart move at the time.

That was a talk. I'm just saying theoretically though, this was, and I couldn't see this like, like now I look at CNN, I look at these as cable companies. I think they're all going to die within the next five, 10 years. I couldn't see this like like now I look at CNN I look at these as cable companies. I think they're all going to die within the next five 10 years I don't believe these you know independent you know agencies advertising agencies will be able to throw away money for a show that only gets like like Don Le Mans morning show and CNN gets 300,000 viewers like Stephen Crowder's Rumble show got that you know I mean just advertisers are going to realize that Hey, I don't need to pay 1.5.5 million or commercial when there's other advertisers that get just as good as feedback or just think about, you know,

the value that your audience has you don't just have a, you know, an audience to just watch you say you have like a dedicated strong audience people advertisers rent. I'm not saying that to keep you guys saying advertisers realize that then just the person that's watching the show because they're doing it or they clean their house or whatever like that dedicated audience. You know, you know, my previous career was in advertising. If you want to talk about this, I can talk about this all day, but no one wants to hear it. No, no, I'm just saying so you know, and I guess my whole point is it's independent media. This is the future.

I'm just surprised Howard didn't see that even before us because this guy is the king of all media. I mean, what the hell he should realize that the legacy media was dying before we, I mean, the fact that all these newspapers were out of business, that's just, it's just going to be a matter of time on all the TV stations. Well, you said, you said it best. And the reason why Howard's made every move correctly is because of the contracts that he's signing.

He's making more money than Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan has tons more listeners than Howard Stern does. I mean, I didn't even know what the numbers are, but he must have 10 acts, the listeners of Howard Stern easily. And yet Howard Stern makes more money because he's getting overpaid by a corporation

that's when Howard's world and with his, Don Buckleau, his agent, that's the things they negotiate, that's what they can do. If Howard did the same thing that really his podcast did and tried to like build an audience and you know, patron or whatever you're doing to fund it, he wouldn't be making nearly as much as he is. So he's done the right thing.

He's obscured by it. He's serious. But I just serious even make money. I mean, I know we're freaking to see him. They're losing money. Yeah. He's losing money. Like, they bought Pandora. That was going to be their big thing. Yeah, losing money. Like, they bought Pandora.

That was gonna be their big thing. Oh, we'll solve this. We get Pandora. But that was forever ago. Yeah, I know. That Pandora was a big deal 10 years ago or whatever. Speaking of Pandora, this clip is pandemonium. So Michael Rappaport comes out and to spank Richard Christie.

Richard is nude over Michael Rapplport famous actors lap. Michael is doing some sort of like all the liquid. He's like this. And so talking around sticking his penis on Richard's head while he was up and Michael's left. Richard. All right. So that's just more gaced up.

But let's actually listen because we've been teasing this forever. Rapplport's going gonna spank Richard Christie. That's gonna be a good bit on the radio. Remember Richard's any Mike at heart and ejaculate, remember that? Yeah. I start the last shings. Yeah, go ahead and,

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Thank you daddy. I'll take another oh See I'm gonna be a good fantasy football boy. I'm gonna be I'm gonna follow the rules I'm gonna follow rules. I will follow the rules Kill that you eat you sick animal you all right, so that's what that is. Not a great payoff in my video, but what was he slapping him with? It sounded like like a not not a paddle, but like a, you know, like a rope or something like that. That's a question because they said bare hand, but I can't imagine that Michael Rappaport would spank Richard Christie's bare ass with his bare hand. Like, there's no way. Maybe. Yeah, well, I haven't actually done this. I need to look, but, but I, you know,

right before these Hollywood people, the casting couch, he knows it's smart to get dialed in with with Howard. And I think what made Howard big to the Hollywood people too is they'd always listen to it on movie sets, you know, you'd always hear like the actors, they would come on the show, they're like, Oh, when I was making this movie, always listen to you. but I wonder if that's the case anymore, because it's only three days a week. He's just not even on the air enough for people to like kind of regularly catch up to the drama.

You're always getting it three days and all four days and so it just doesn't have to, it doesn't hit the same. The last thing I'm gonna talk about, we need to move on. Obviously, I've enjoyed this conversation with you. And it's, it's running a little bit long, but how we're starting goes on to talk about,

one of the segments on here was a lot of Musk buying Twitter, and I won't even play the clip, but Howard says he is upset because a lot of muscles are long, anyone to say anything they want, and it's crazy to me, fuck it, I'll just play it. It's crazy to me, the Howard Stern, the free speech guy, fuck the FCC, all the stuff you should be able to see whatever you want. Now I want everyone else censored.

So Elon Musk takes over Twitter. And now Elon Musk's big thing is like, hey, fuck all of you, say whatever you want. I don't give a shit, which is insane because let's face it, I'll tell you a story real quick. All right. I just want to point out because the news media is running with this that that's what Mosk is doing. It's just the opposite. Mosk has come out and said, we are still policing the site the way we always have. None of that's changed.

My friend Dick Masherson just lost his Twitter account, just lost it the other day. Did Dick just lose? Yes. Yeah, I saw some people. Oh, wow. This is still happening. So I knew what he thinks it like, oh, it's everyone just using Did dig just lose? Yes. Yeah, I saw some people. This is still happening. So I knew when he thinks it like, oh, it's everyone just using the Edward and talking about Nazi. Like, it's not the case.

It's not true. The news is reporting that. That's the case, but it's not. So then Howard goes on to talk about how he can prove that you might have musk is doing the wrong thing because of a certain person who is on the platform. When this person is most excited about the new Twitter and Elon Musk, you know you're doing something wrong in life. And the person is OJ, OJ Simpson, OJ Stroll, the old Twitter, the old Twitter took the attitude,

OJ Simpson, we are not going to verify him. We're not going to give him that little blue check mark that says you're the real OJ Simpson because OJ might have done something really bad and we don't want to be in the OJ business. But guess what? OJ is like we do second now. Oh, that's how OJ talks. Listen to him. To be fair, we want OJ verified. So I know he's not going to come and kill me. So they'd be almost as much better than he's verified. So and kill me so they'd be I always say so much better That he's verified so you know you can be safe yeah, I work safe from the real OJ So I think that's actually smart. I'm playing an OJ clip from Twitter. Listen to him. Hey Twitter. We're all is me yours truly

Let me start off the day by congratulating Elon Musk taking over Twitter I'm maybe I can get authenticated. Maybe I can get a blue check. So I'm with you, Alex, and maybe I'm the adjlur now and how we're no longer is because I think they should give OJ a blue check mark. I think it's about time. Like, can we all move on from this at this point?

No, I said I'd even move on. But what the fuck? That is, that is OJ Simpson just because he might know Nicole Brown Simpson and Rob Gouge are leaving. Oh, I just leave. He's not OJ Simpson allegedly because he murdered, you know, Nicole Brown Simpson, and Rob Gouledger Lee, and he's not OJ Simpson, and allegedly, and got away with it. That is what you mean, that he's not OJ Simpson, or a verified human being. I mean, I'm not pro murder.

If you hear me on the creep off, I'm very anti murder. I tell people not to murder people, but OJ's hilarious. We can all agree on that, right? Is that the right thing to say? And that shows you, well, we talked about how he, how Ravward made the joke about the 90s, you know, the 90s bit, he's still using OJ Simpson jokes.

That's like what, you know, he used that, the OJ trial, Howard loved that. Oh yeah. And now he's still going back to that world. The OJ puppet, he's never gonna let OJ live it down. All right, speaking of guys who are stuck in their past careers. ["Final Episode"] ["Final Episode"] ["Final Episode"] ["Final Episode"] ["Final Episode"] ["Final Episode"] ["Final Episode"] ["Final Episode"] ["Final Episode"] ["Final Episode"] ["Final Episode"] ["Final Episode"] ["Final Episode"] ["Final Episode"] ["Final Episode"] ["Final Episode"] ["Final Episode"] ["Final Episode"] ["Final Episode"] ["Final Episode"] So I've been kind of milking this last beer out of the balcony and some people would say, but this final episode It might be John's final episode ever really demonstrates how much he has deteriorated and so I have to play the third and final part of this interview with Joey

Coa but before I do that we got a brand new song parody and this is from Tony Muscrat and it features Mr. Magenta and Cardiff Electric all starcasts on this one. This is a longer song Alex. Normally I would say guys got to keep it like under 90 seconds under 60 seconds even better. This one I'm going to let it slide. A long, long time ago, I can still remember how is lying used to make us laugh. And I knew if I had my wish, John would stop being a bitch and maybe he'd keep DaBlin for a while. He's a big boy. He's a big boy. He's a big boy.

He's a big boy. He's a big boy. He's a big boy. He's a big boy. He's a big boy. He's a big boy. He's a big boy. He's a big boy.

He's a big boy. He's a big boy. He's a big boy. His kids were all in disbelief when they read his drunk and tweet John will be living on the street the day his podcast died So so long, drunk and stuttering John, now he's moving to New York to stay with his mom. His podcast network is going to bomb, putting Neo Sporen on his palm. Neo Sporen on his palm. Were you ever a radio star? Or did you write jokes for Abdul Jibbar?

I was crazy. And did you end on Henley Wright? A song with a Les Paul Jr. that you had upon Needed to split the electric bill with wine Cubia said I stole from charity and the dabblers made song parodies Redheads above your races He's red, it's a bugger racist Carl's in his mouth's bass He was a drunken fool that refused to learn With a popcorn tin, he got from Howard Stern

All of his dabling was preserved Even though his podcast died We were singing So long, long drunk and subtle and young. And now he's moving to the hill to stay with his mom. His podcast network is going to bomb. It means for a lord and his poems. He was sporing on his palm.

Wow, yeah. We needed to send him off with a epic song parody. Yeah, I never need to hear the original, but that is good. That was good. That was good. Super good. That's one of the best parodies.

I mean, the full lick, the whole song. Yeah. I mean, now, and just all the inside jokes. I was, who did that one? Who made it? That was Tony Muskrat who kills it. I've never, he's never said me something I didn't play on the show.

Every time he said something, it was great. I'll talk to him. Tony said for a little while. I'm not against. When do I ever, when am I just serving? Okay, let's check this out. I don't. All right, let's get into it.

Part three of Stuttering John, with Joey Cohen, just John's face alone already makes me laugh. So Joey Cohen is telling John this story because if you remember how we left off last time, John was talking about his mantra, is giving back and helping people. And he's like, why else are we here on earth

if not to help other people? That's why he's a substitute teacher. Of course, not because he needs money. You just want us to help others. So this is great because Tony says, yeah, you know, Rosie O'Donnell really well. He says, yeah, Rosie used to do this thing where she would go down to the hospital

and just write checks for people who were suffering from cancer. Just here's $10,000, $20,000. She knew people needed money and she would just write checks for them. And then he goes on to talk about how that inspired him to do charitable work. And you've never seen John was less to say

that when this guy's talking about real charity and how you actually do give back. So she's got, she got me into charity working on it. At one point I was involved in about 30 different charities. I'm still with the Guardian Brain Foundation when people get brain tumors. I'm still with Breathe Believe, it's cystic fibrosis, juvenile diabetes, the autistic, autism speaks. I still do a ton of those, but I also, you know, if you've got a friend who's got a kid who's got leukemia or whatever,

and you need help, you know, I go to those places who remember, the firemen ran into the building on 9-11. They didn't run out. They ran into the building on 9-11. So I tried to leave my life that way. A friend of mine is finding the died. 9-11, right? Yeah. That's a hero. So you try to be a hero as much as you can and do the right thing for whatever is next, I guess, you know. I mean, there's something is next.

All right. So John always wants to want up everyone. He couldn't until he brought up fire fighters which by the way John couldn't be less connected to. He's like, oh yeah, a friend who died. Okay, but I was talking about the 30 charities I was involved in and all the work I was doing now. That was just a metaphor for why we're charitable and how that works, John. I was like, no, no, no, I want to talk about how I knew I had a friend who died in 9-11. Like, what a fucking asshole. Well, and subconsciously, you want a trauma bond with

somebody too. Like, there's just like, where I want to like give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he's not making about him, but he's so making about him because he's bringing up his friend. He died. Like, it's not with him. It's never, I can never give him the benefit of the doubt because it always is him trying to one up. You know, like like in that, in that, in that parody song, how, oh my third grade teacher said I was the best actor. Like he remembers this most innocuous random shit. And then actually regurgitate it like it's like, Oh, your teacher said that. Oh, you're really good at it. And why you like we're going to actually be impressed by this shit. He's just so delusional. I mean,

this guy's talking about charity. he's talking about some guy you, he probably didn't even know that fireman that died. He's very minimum one dime for the radio's bullshit. By the way, all of John's friends are, people have heard him on the radio and are excited to be hanging around with them. Aside from the guy to grow up with, who's threatened Shuley's life,

aside from those people, everyone that John knows is someone that John is using because they think that John's famous and they're excited to meet him in person. Anyway, this is, Joey's a very spiritual guy. He's like, I don't have a specific religion, but I do follow Christ and I also follow the Torah

and in Buddhism, he goes through all this stuff because, but I have friends who are atheists and we can all relate that there's a bigger thing than us in this world. And he's like, we can all kind of break this down. Now, as he's going through all this, John can't comprehend this at all. And then we've talked about this,

John at this point is out of it, on this show. It's just not going well for him. And so, I just like- I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like talking about being an atheist. Does he talk about his? Is yeah, because that's one thing I never hear him talk about.

Like, you never talk about God or no, listen to what John transitions this conversation. The reason why I pulled so much of this clip is because it's masterful. What John turns this conversation into and the fact that Joey goes along with that is something something to be said for him to it's I would have like been a what when he talking about. John does deals with autism, charities. Yes, I'm John's and I'm walking the park.

That's the good point. This is part of his charity work for the movie. Well, if you take the time to lean back and take a small piece of what Christ said or what the Torah said, what Abraham said, what Muhammad said, and just take a small piece of it, and just read it and ponder it and dwell on it, then you'll start to find some inner peace instead of attacking each other. You'll find the peace within before you can have the peace with that. And also, Joe, you know, there's a time like I don't mind like you and I've been in the public eye, right? I'm gonna fuck if you're gonna go from me. I don't care.

Where the fuck did that come from? This guy's talking about spirituality. Interpeace. Interpeace coming to grips with like there's a bigger thing than you and the universe and we're just here for a short time. Let's do the best we can. And John goes, yeah, but also there's trolls. What? I don't know what here's going on there. Maybe it's, yeah, I can let it roll off my back.

That old one. So John then turns us into a deep conversation about people talking about his kids. I love, yeah, because this is how John thinks. I love where Joey takes this, because Joey's the man. I don't care. Yeah. For me all you want.

But these new breed. Alex, do you think that's true that John doesn't care if you goof out of him? No, he cares. So sick. I think he kind of likes it. The new bump that he's gotten. I mean, he hates it. Everybody else is making money off him. But I think he kind of likes it. The new bump that he's gotten.

I mean, he hates it. Everybody else is making money off him. But I think he kind of actually likes that, you know, he's being talked about and that he's saying, it's celebrity again in a way. Yeah. These new breed of scum, I think it's okay to goof on our children,

especially kids that are minors. And they think that's okay. And you know, Joe being Italian, like, like, you know, even the mob doesn't goof on, doesn't fuck with people's kids or wives. Yeah, as long as it remains words, if it remains words, that's fine. Correct, Joey.

And it was funny because John Sliprad, that goes, even the mob doesn't goof on, I mean, fuck with. Yeah, nobody cares if you goof on people, John. Right. Like, this isn't a really, when you're talking about the mob, you're talking about actual physical violence. This is not a tweet that you find offensive or a rant

that Anthony Kubia hilariously delivers About what a city father you are and Joey And when Anthony goes off on him that is funny, but I don't think of like the settling John hate goes after his Trans chill, you know He's bringing up his children. I would never talk about his kids with John's I Did I'm the redditor whatever I look in dabbles. I've been very rare. I mean, the Heveser have ever been a joke about his kids.

Yes, but is that like a reoccurring theme? No, not at all. So I don't know why he does that. Right. Also, John's too stupid to realize that most of the jokes are about John being a shitty father, not about his kids per se. Of course. And it's like, we're still going after you, John, which by the way, you've stated you don't care about

and it doesn't bother you. So I don't know why that's a problem. Like, you know, but if you physically do something to it hurt my family, no, but if they start posting pictures of my kids and saying the sparaging things about my kids. You know, that's a fence, I kids. You can get offended by that. It's offensive, but that's the world we're in.

If we're in that realm, we've got to know that that's the possibility. That's why I don't really do it that much. I put myself out there a little bit, but I don't really like my wife just came on Jackie Montlings and Peter Bales got that podcast they got. And this is the first time in 42 years my wife came on the podcast with me to talk about what it's like to be married to a comedian. So this is great because there's a few things happening here. You could tell John's getting pissed if he's paying attention. Who even knows? So Joey says, well, yeah, that's if you don't want your family fucked with, don't put them out there. John's going to keep talking about his kids. He's the one who's putting it out there. He's the one who put his ex wife in a cameo spot in his movie. He's constantly bringing his family into a things and

then complaining when they're part of the conversation. So Joey says, yeah, if you don't want your family fucked with, don't talk about it. But he goes, but I did for my wife on Jackie Martin, like, podcasted, just like, oh, you're doing Jackie Martin. Yes. Yeah. You see that he was jealous. Yeah. You got to have that weird looking.

But at the same time, you know, this is the thing. Is that a John you'd be able to tell if he actually cared about his kids, he just doesn't like it for his ego. He doesn't like how it makes him look bad. Yes. And he has a transient. It's all his personal thing. He doesn't, he doesn't actually care about the hate or like they're like, they'll theoretically this happening

somebody doxing his kid. Like he's not worried about that. He just doesn't like how he looks. Correct. Yeah. This is obvious to everyone, but him. 100%. Yeah. And yeah. What Joey's trying to say, and I think it's pretty obvious, but Joey's just saying, well, yeah, you can play the victim, but what's that going to get you? Yeah. That's pretty much what he's trying to explain to John, who obviously will never understand that. He said, you'll be offended by it. It is offensive. It is offensive, and he's like, that's the end of it.

Right. So now, Joey's trying to explain to John the concept of forgiveness. And how important that is in life. I can understand where you can very bad at that, but again, the hardest thing to do is forgive, and that's what the Bible says also says to forgive. Like Peter said to Christ, how much do I forgive? Four times, seven times, and Christ said, no, 70 times seven, which is the number is 490, but what he meant

was an infinite amount. Yeah, that Bible was a little quirky when it comes to things like that. Salt for X. Yeah, it's like my interpretation, though, is about the son of a specific number. And it's just trying to think of the biggest number they do back that. And so 70 times seven. Whoa, 70. Who would even know what that is?

Yeah, there's no way to solve that. Equations. All right. So now Joey, who's talking about forgiveness is the most important thing and you can't get worked up about words because that's not going to help you in any way. He decides to bring up, I don't think he wanted to, but the conversation is going in this direction which is weird because it took a 180 from where it was. So now Joey's going to bring up the fact that he actually did have an issue with a person actually hurting his daughter in

real life and how we had to deal with that. And that's and I'm going through some stuff now. Somebody who wronged my daughter. Uh, and that's my kid. Like you said, that's my kid. Somebody hurt my daughter bad. And that's my struggle now. But what am I going to do?

Be angry? I mean, I'm not gonna totally forgive the guy first. You gotta come to the facts and you gotta live with it. How am I gonna live with what these people did to me or my family? And then try to get to the point. John's got the look on his face. Like he's pretending to listen and understand.

But you know, he's just thinking, as soon as this guy shuts up, I'm gonna have my next thing to say. I'll be on my family. And then, trying to get to the point where, you know, the race is almost over, whether, again, whether you're nine or 90, we're only here for a half hour.

Am I gonna take this, what means to the grave? Or am I gonna find some, a little bit of, a little bit of happiness, even though that guy did this. So, and this one said that or whatever it is. And one point, you just got to let it go, put it in his hands and say, you handle it. I'm out of here. I'm not a religious guy, but that's very good advice that I think John should be paying attention to listening to. But it looks like John's reading the chat though, Carl. I'm trying to look at his eyes. Yeah. John's not even paying one. I owe

to have attention to this guy. Well, I'm sure he's not eye. Yeah. John's not even paying one eye-owed attention to this guy. Well, I'm sure he's not understanding it if he is. But all the John is hearing is this guy's not agreeing with John that he should be offended and upset. So now, John has to put Joey in his place. Uh-oh. Yeah. This is a shitty thing to do if you're the host of a show having a guest on your show.

Wait, Jonah, it's interesting because you're like a season warm up guy and people don't really give. I mean, let's face it. It's like for the most part, it's looked. It's like you're like an unsung hero, but Martha Stewart called me her warm up artist. Joey, this is Joey, a warm up artist. And she, Martha would put warm up artist. She must have put me on camera a lot. Rachel puts me on camera a lot. Joey still works in the business, Joe. Okay, you could say that yeah, he warms up studio audiences for TV shows, but Joey's still working in

the business. And John's going, yeah, well, you know, you have to announce it. I just a warm up guy, which is really a shitty thing to say to this guy who came out of your shop. He's trolling you. Yes. 100% by saying warm up guys. He's first of all, it's like there's a certain amount of people when I first moved to LA where you can go basically be an extra.

Yeah. You can just go to central casting and be an extra, but there's a few extras that get this ad card and they work and they make six figures because they get in with the right TV production and they always need you to be like whatever the teacher for this show. There's something. So my point is like of comedians, this is like the extra work of comedians because you're not really, you know, getting a lot of credit, but it's hard to get that gig. You know, actually makes six figures doing that.

The pace, you know, it's not working. Well, it's consistent. Yeah. You get all the benefits from it. And I don't even know what that question was going to be. So, so John goes, you know, well, you're a season warm up guy. I didn't know where he was going with that. I think Joey knew that too, which is why he jumped in. Yeah. So then this is interesting because John wants to know if you do get those benefits from being the warm up guy. And John can't believe the answer that he hears.

from being the warm up guy and John can't believe the answer that he hears. From 61 hopefully we'll do it for a few more years and then and then I'll retry it. Do the warm up guys have a union? Yeah, we're in Sag and Aftra. It's Sag and Aftra. Even though you're not on TV. Yeah, it's good to say. Yeah, John, even though he's not on TV. They have a union, sag after.

Sag after you do one. That is the position, it's sag after. But it's John, he's gonna be sag with his dude. He's been doing this, maybe stuff. So actually, Alex, this is a big payoff that I've been waiting, this information I've been waiting for for years, and it finally comes out. So I get paid through after.

So just like, you know, you were. So I got, you know, benefits pension, all of that. And you get paid for it. Yeah, I got that. I got that. All right. So John finally says, yeah, I have that coming, his pension. He's talking about this before he's got a pension.

So we all think like, okay, well, you're set then, right? Or you usually have some kind of income coming? So I look this up. We talked a little bit more about how he can't do that yet. And I don't know why I haven't looked this up sooner, but apparently, Sag after a pension will pay out at the age of 65. Have you tried to pull it out ahead of that?

25% gets taken off for every year before you turn 65. John is 57 right now. So he's nowhere near getting to this pension. No, that explains a lot. Even if he gets a pitch at Carl, it's going to be like 20 grand. It's not going to be, I mean, I mean, I don't know what it is. I mean, he was making a half a million a year on the tonight show for 10 years or so. So he might have some money coming his way, but he can't touch it for a while.

I mean, it's going to, it'll be almost nothing if he tries to touch it in the next couple of years. So now Joey is talking about how he hosts a sopranos show that they do live and John interrupts him with this story that dude try to follow this one because this is insane. So yeah, so I didn't know travel around with the sopranos. We do the live in conversation with the sopranos. It's me, Mike and

Perioli, Steve Sharipa and Vinnie Pass story, and we got the Keswick Theatre coming up in two weeks outside of Philly. No, I'm trying to get Steve on my show and it's an odd thing, Joey, because it's so weird, honestly, and I'll tell you what yet it's just one of those

misunderstandings you know right they they booked me at the Riviera and not like like you know like K Rock would have all these sponsors so they had yeah you know and our Vegas person they had me at a car show I mean a car dealer doing sign autographs in their mother place. And they said, oh, and they want you to just go, you know, and just say hi at the rib, you know, like at the heartbeat place. So I didn't have an act yet. So, you know, I went on, I said, hey, how you doing everybody? Stuttering John told me remember this all started because he's talking about Steve Shiripa

and how he does shows. So that's the guy who played Bobby on the sopranos. And now John's talking about K-Rock sponsors and doing these auto-tealered things. Like, are you following this? Well, you've always joined in episode of the sopranos. Was he in an episode or something? No, I don't think so. I don't know.

Why? You didn't have a bit part of something. He kind of looks familiar. So how did he get connected with all of them? Like, wonder why he gets to do the... Like, uh... That would be an interview question. You would ask him one of the problems.

Yes. Alex, if you were running this show, you might say, like, oh, you got to give a live show. You do it with those guys. How'd you meet them? What you got you have a live show you do with those guys How'd you meet them what connection do you have the surprise those would be good questions instead? Jack goes oh that fucking asshole You know like a funny story or two and then I just brought out a comic And Steve was fucking angry at me. I didn't know he was until

Right until about a booey told me and I'm like, he's like, well, you know, you didn't do your time, you didn't do any time. Right. And I'm like, get ready, I don't, I haven't started doing stand-up yet, I'm in time. I love that in his anecdote, he explains that he told Gary,

I haven't started doing stand-up yet. That's not how that went down you don't say that You know if you would talk to me in 2014 and been like her oh, why aren't you making money off of podcast? I have started podcasting I didn't know we was gonna do that It's so stupid to say that so this is gonna be from 30 years ago I guess what he's talking about so then he says that he had Steve Sharipa was on the tonight show and so John confronted him about This thing that happened. This is so bizarre to me. I'd love to know the real story here and

Steve always was angry So then Steve started doing bits on the tonight show and I pulled them aside. I go Steve What the fuck you mad at me for? Well, you were at the red, you didn't do time and go, Steve, I wasn't doing stand-up yet. Well, I don't know what they told you. So again, does this sound plausible because both characters and this sound like settering John to me, where he goes, Steve, I heard you're mad at me. Now, this is when he's at the night show.

So we're talking years and years later. And he's like, yeah, I'm pissed because you didn't do enough time at this event thing, which I don't even know how Steve is connected to it. Which is not something that someone would even say. I was like, oh, John, don't care. It's water to the bridge. Even if he was upset with it the other time.

So now John's explaining that, yeah, he did say that he was pissed at me, so I had to explain myself. He'll stand up yet. I don't know what they told you But his guest is gone and he's still going out about this so just like in a manic phase right now He's just like reliving this moment I didn't even start doing stand up. They just told me to come out and say all right

The fuck you want from me I didn't know that. And I go, yeah, yeah. Oh, Edgar, you can't send a super chat on Bearing the Balka. We lost Joey again. This is the disaster. This is the worst I've ever seen, Senator John. This guy is gone.

Yeah. This is not just, of Kors lights at this point. Look how bad a shirt is. I mean, with the stains on it. I mean, and I'm not saying I don't have shirts or stains on it, but he just looks extra bad. I mean, let me just recap what just happened there. Joey says, I'm doing the show, sopranos.

I got Michael and Perioli out in there. I got Steve Sharipa. Joey goes, whoa, Steve Sharipa, I want to have him on a nice show, but he's pissed at me because this thing happened 30 years ago. But then I confronted him about on this night show and he's like, oh, I didn't know that John.

So it sounds like you guys made up. So if you're trying to get him on your show, that shouldn't be a problem. You shouldn't still be pissed at you about you not doing enough time at the Riviera, right? And Joey just tapped out. And Joey's just like, I've been here. I've been polite long enough.

So then, John goes back to talking about what a great guy Joey is, and how, when John started doing standup, Joey taught him how to do it, and John is just wasted at this point. This is my nightmare to have a webcam on me. That's how Joey leaves. Joey didn't even get a good buy. I mean, so he's done, So I thought he asked him to kick him out of the room. So that's

the end of Joey's interview. Oh, you'll see Alex. You'll see what happens. And, you know, I'll never forget. I reached out to him to, you know, just when I started going, all right, I got to start doing stand up again. And Joey was the first to come over and I can come to my house, hang out in my bedroom and direct me on how, you know, putting an act together works. I never forgot it really. It comes naturally, like, you know,

when you have a chunk, you go, okay, like with me, childbirth, it really. It comes naturally like you know when you have a chunk you go okay like what me childbirth I have a lot of stories about what my wife gave birth now I combine you know all three and I make it one I don't know one five minute chunk. I love when John explains to us things like you know I'll put this in a layman in terms for you guys like you should know about that just from watching standups. Yeah, that's how that works. Yeah. And he's going, so this is how it works. As if he's telling us what a pilot is or a cold open. Now you guys don't know this, but what a cold open is like, no, we know. John, we don't have junk is. We know

about this. You're not as special as you think you are in this show business. Guru. He thinks he's Rodney Dangerfield. He thinks he's Chris Rock right now. Like he's giving us some like secret information about what it takes to become a stand-up comedian like Everybody's supposed to have an act. With the five. I mean, I just wanted to know how did you cope with that? Your wife giving birth bit because that was unbelievable. Wow, I'm glad you asked what I did was. Okay, so I have a couple of longer clips

through the last two clips possibly ever of Stuttery John. This is his last show, October 31st. He never came back. Maybe he will, right now we're in a no-John November, as you know, but we are watching the demise of John. He is an angry, angry man. But then you just put jokes in and out of that, you know.

Joey's trying to get back on the dumb. That it's been awesome. Mark P. Joey has a very moving story. Dude, he is the nicest guy in the world. And I apologize to everybody by sending out these fake links. Oh, here we go. And you know what, it's just because

there are people who are obvious huge fans of mine. I want to point out, and I didn't even realize it's when I first clipped it. John's wasted, but he's not stuttering, he's not stammering, he's not saying, uh, or um, because right now he's telling the truth. He sent out multiple links to try to get people off his scent for some reason before he did beer on the balcony

because he's pissed that people are putting the link somewhere or streaming it. I honestly don't even know about that part of it, but he says that's what's happening. That will broadcast this live and give it out for free. Now that's not really legal, but they do it anyway. And I don't even think they do it, you know, I don't know. It's like this crying dude. Like they do it just to, oh look what we got, you know, we took it, you know, we fucked with Stuttering John. Now, you know, you just started to sound like Biden holy shit. Are you going to finish that? That's it? No. You know, you just started to sound like Biden holy shit. Are you gonna finish that sentence?

No, okay, that's fine. We would not say about Ryan Sherman is a former mad or admin or whatever who realized the error in his ways. All right, so now we're watching it. I'm just paused. We're gonna continue on with this rant. But now we're watching Joey trying to reconnect here

because Joey's having some tuck issues and he never does reconnect, spoiler. I think it did was, you know, take my show and, you know, and put it out to try and fuck up me from charging people on my Patreon. So they can go see your fucking link. Now yes I have reported you. But you know what, you're anonymous. Why don't you do something like that to my face? Why not? You're a big fucking puff guy. Post a link to my face.

Dude, what the fuck? You're Post a link to my face. Dude. What the fuck? You steal my shirt of my face. What does that even mean? I know. How would you even do that? No. And I'm gonna acknowledge the guy Joey trying to get on the show.

No. He's not even acknowledging that. Dude, he's got tunnel vision at this point. He's wasted. He's angry. We just played the last part of that again because when he gets into his tough guy talk, this is very

telling about how John actually is processing information in his brain. When he says, I don't care, it doesn't matter to me. This is the real John right here. Why don't you do something like that to my face? Why not? You're a big fucking tough guy. Do it to my face. That is truth serum. What he's drinking right now whenever he swallowed earlier. Because now you could tell how angry he really is. Why don't you do that fucking to my face? Well, why don't you try that? That's pretty good.

Anyone can do anything to your face. John, there would be no repercussions to it. This is Alex, my final ever. Beer on the balcony clip. This is how John ends his show. This is how beer on the balcony, the Stuttering John podcast, this whole story arc that we've been dealing with over the last five years.

These are the final moments of John and he is shucking his beer. Joey can't get back on. You know, I told him, do it from your computer. Don't do it from your phone. But I guess he couldn't figure out. It sounds like me with pat outs. You know, I told him, like, fuck it, figure out your Wi-Fi ass.

I guess he couldn't do it. A gentleman, John Blaves people for not understanding tech. I mean, well, John's the worst with tech. If anyone I've ever seen yet, I have Hell sparks right from Vegas to his house. Show him how to use an e-tune-it cable for Christ's sake. How to do it from his computer? Well, it doesn't matter. I'm only like three sips away. Then I'll get out of here. Can I take my clothes out of the drawer? I got Wolverine who's obsessed with me when I do this show.

Well, the, well, the, oh, it's just cat. I don't know what that right now, too. Yeah. And where are you Joey? Where are you now? Anyway, any questions? Cause I'm three ships away from getting the fuck out of you. Pretty would. Yeah. Stoneaw Joey. So it don't matter. Hope you enjoyed this beer on the balcony. I know I did. Oh, I did. Joey's been a great guy to me.

And I hope you guys all enjoyed his story. I mean, he's just been, this is not a natural way to turn the beer. Love the respected by almost every comic in the world. He had a full beard and start this segment. He's just chucking it. When he said three sips, this is sit number three. Yeah, I mean, these are not sips. All right, I'm out of here.

So everybody's the first sit there. That was the third one. I was. I would call them sips though. You're right. He can't measure how long it takes in the drink of beer. The hour and 17 minutes from this Monday beer in the balcony. This part right here, I thought was very interesting because I thought for sure, October 31st, he knew he was taking a break. It just seemed like when he put out the information on his Patreon, very beginning of November,

guys, I'm not going to charge anyone. I'll be back in January of 23. It seemed like he had that figured out for a while, but listen to this. Uh, guess for the bar. I think it might, well, I don't even want to say this guy's trying to fucking my guess but Let's just say if it all works out it'll be a good show So I'll see you tomorrow Tuesday at noon PST And this is Stuttering John saying

Kiki Pretty good for his final Ge. I'll be asking me that's a pretty good way to go ask that's it. I so If you're gonna if you're gonna end this whole saga this is the way to do it right there John saying I Kiki yeah I wanted to screw Yeah, he's had a few I went to school with kids in wheelchairs. He's out of like that No, it's not good. Okay Carl. I had to predict this. I had to say this and this is me You know, I had to counter single everything with W a T P is saying. Yeah. The redemption arc will be he's going to go to his mom's house and he's, she's

going to make him get sober a more soberish, soberish. He's never going to be fully back. But I think he comes back and does his show. And I think there's New York has a rejuvenation a little bit. I just, you know, and I think this will be better for W.H.P. because it'll give you more content. But right now, he's like, just all, he's at rock bottom. I think this really helps him go into his mom's personally. I know. Take it easy. Lower it. I know. I know what I have to do this now. You're waiting to find a spot for that. You know it. So yeah, Alex, I hope that's true. I truly, truly hope that that is true. I mentioned on the show last time,

maybe a family member saw this and they said, all right, we get time to get Johnson help. He has been spotted at the pub since then, so I don't think that's the case, but God, I really do. Do you have pickwick spies? Carl, you got spies in the pickwick? No I don't.

This has got away from me now. The devil first. I have other devil members. Yeah so they know. So anytime you go to pickwick, they're like oh shit, John or whatever. I know he goes to multiple bars. So then they go in the Reddit and they'll say

that he was there. They'll put a picture on that. And the devil versus much like the universe is ever expanding. It just keeps getting larger and larger. There's nothing you can picture on it. And the day of versus much like the universe is ever expanding. It just keeps getting larger and larger. There's nothing you can do about it. There's some guy reading the newspaper, the two holes in it. He's kind of phoned on a shoe, he picks it up.

Get stupid. Seriously, it is, get stupid, not get smart. I do think that, and I mean, obviously,'s never going to be, I don't think if he stopped drinking, I think he would die, but him going to his moms, I think he'll have to drink less, and then he'll want to podcast more because this is the thing that we like about John the most is that he has his self importance about him, that he still thinks he's like, you know, the announcer from the tonight show. So that'll never go away. So as long as he's talking to you know, the announcer from the tonight show. So that'll never go away.

So as long as he's talking to a microphone, he'll always have that cringe. Yeah. Like, oh, see, Sharipa doesn't like me because of this thing in the Riviera 30 years ago. That's see, Sharipa didn't know Rick had let you know. Yeah. He's lived a full life. He's got a lot of crud to his name. Just remember that.

He doesn't care. No way. No way. No way. No way. Now, we were just talking about, and I don't want to just say, name, just remember that. He doesn't care. No way. No way. No way. Now, we were just talking about, and I don't wanna just say, I don't remember not from John, I mean, there'll be other things to talk about, obviously,

but we were just talking about the chunks that you have to put into a bit, or I guess it's a chunk, the bit, the chunk. And I know that you and I are, it's real listening to the great Chad Zumak doing his stand-up routine from the Book of Black box. And I think we need to just listen to a little bit more of that. Do we have to do the whole bit? I thought we did the whole of Boca thing. We didn't do the whole thing. We got through 10 minutes of it. And then we had to move on because it was too much.

It's time to mock. Zoom mock. All right, let's do it. So if you remember, we left off at the joke, I think we left off at this joke where he says, I was going on a date with a girl who wanted to have a good time. She said, let's go to an all you can eat buffet. And then the big punchline was, why no, that date's gonna end diarrhea.

Yes. All right, so I'm gonna play the very end of that bit. And then I'm gonna play for you what he goes into from there. This is brutal. Wait, time out. I know, Carl. Yeah. I could have sworn, maybe I'm having the worst kind of a day,

Javu, didn't he say, weren't you and I together when he did the call back? Your came out ready or whatever? And we were like, yes. That's the big punch line. Because we fast forwarded to the very end to hear how we ended his show. Okay. Okay. So now we're seeing the middle part.

Okay. I said, I said, I could have sworn. We saw his last joke. Okay. Yeah. That's why. So this is starting at around the 11 minute mark of his set. Did you all think that is?

Die you're real, that's a bad day. Oh, thank you for laughing. What else? That's a terrible day. Remember everybody, this is the guy who runs his mouth about how much better it comedy he is than everybody else. That's the reason why we're normally I wouldn't do something like this, but Chad deserves us to really inspect this with a microscope and figure out how good of a comedian he actually is.

That fake laugh worse than Opie. Oh, he's uncomfortable. As he should be. Any noise? Do you own a kid? None? Fuck it. I own a kid. So I do adult. I'm a doctor, 70 year old boy. It's not fully confident I've got a recent job to adulthood. Once the 18 years I was on, I didn't know I had to be there.

That's why you can have a kid. I'm just like, buddy, Mike Ferrell, if you want to Google him. We were leaving the gym and we left the gym and there was a lady with a baby character. She's like pushing her baby, right? She pushed her baby. You know what he says to me? He goes, hey Chad, look at the baby. Like what?

He's like, look at the baby. Mike what? He's like, look at the baby. Like who gives it shit? The baby. I don't see the purity. I don't see the innocence. I fast or I see the inclusion. I see the baby. I'm like, look at that asshole. That's what I see. You know, I see a psychopath in a making. Stay with me. That's clean. Here we go. Goal. This photo of Jeffrey Dahmer, the serial killer is a baby adorable. If you don't, you're using Google Jeffrey Dahmer's baby. So at one point, like somebody's like, look at baby. Hi. What's his name? Jeffrey. Hi, Jeffrey. Hi, you hungry. This can't believe anything. Oh, I mean, I could have paused it anywhere, but this whole setup, everything he's doing, he thinks

that there's laughs around every corner. There's none to be had one pity lap by one woman in there. And then he's doing Jeffrey Dahmer jokes. Cause he got the Netflix special. So he's trying to be topical. That's why he's trying to be like that. Maybe, maybe. But I also like that, before that. I'm guessing. When he says that he would adopt a 17 year old, cause he could raise a kid for one year

and then they'd be 18 and there's all. No one's ever had that thought. He did his job. He did his job raising a 10 and a don't raise. That's a pretty good subject. That's a good bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we went there. One more twelve, but example, look at the baby. What's his name?

Edo. Hi. He's six months old. Or he knows how to say hi. We went there, people. We're doing it. We're taking chances Good luck canceling me. I'm from 7-8 14 mil I'll see you 10th look at like tomorrow Man at the desk Where we got this is a mark. Yeah, at this point. No, I don't want it. He's funny too.

My career is over! It has to be Chad. These are not good jokes. So it was a good chunk. If people aren't hearing this, because I know the audio quality isn't great. Chad goes, oh my gosh, this is so crazy. I'm in front of 14 people. They're like, no, it's seven.

People are in the audience are yelling, no, it's seven. Maybe I'll give you eight, maybe, this time I'll be out in bed at the same time. So then, Chad's again, I know it's pretty bad. How are we doing over the tomorrow night show? The woman is like, do you really want to know? That's fucking funny. Like, it's not going well, Chad.

Tonight's going swimmingly compared to my audience. He compared to my rapids. Well, if word gets out, he'll be doing really well. All right. Listen, and this is the most legendary, but I just say, but this is the most legendary theater of the black box theater, it's starting to john. Yeah. Summit, why even play this theater anymore? These guys, they don't, they didn't benefit them at all to go there and sell five tickets.

And then, you know, well, some people think the chat is not allowed to leave the state of Florida. I don't know if that's true or not, but that's some people's theory. That can be, right, man. I can't play all these Florida locations, but that is not good.

Okay, before you go, Alex, before I cut you loose, we have to play a game. And when we play a game, it means we also need to bring in Vic. What's up, Vic? Hello. Hello.

All right, we have a very special edition of, Who Set It, the Cardiff Electric Game. This is a game where we hear a phrase phrase or a few sentences, we have to figure out who said it. The choices are typically, Southern John, Patrick Michael, Patty Seacups, Jerry Banfield, Tom Myers, Greg Opie Hughes, and I'm told there might be a Zoom-ocke or two in here as well. So we got Chad and into the mix. Let's see if we can be man enough to play who said it. Is that the tagline?

Sure. podcast network. Okay Carl and co-host. Who said our first entry? Who said it? Chris D'Alea was photographed posing next to what looks like high school lockers. Kind of creepy. Who said it? That sounds like an OP thing because OP be talking about topical things, but it can also be Patrick Michael. Fuck, I'm going Patrick. Michael Alex. What's a you? Well, I know this answer. I feel I mean, I don't know it, but I feel like I do because it has to be a zoom out because zoom out loves saying that he's friends with crystal clear. So I think I'm just guessing. That's why it would be a crystalla topic because I think there was like there's some crystalla heat that you know, Zomak is bestie. So that's that's where I'm taking Zomak and

Delia bestie. Good rationale. It's Zumaak, by the way, not Zomak. Zumaak, Z-Man. Z-Man. Z-Man. I'm getting the respect. Yeah. Good point. Fuck. Vic, what do you think? I'm going to go Tom Myers because it wasn't really a punchline. Good point. Good point. And I'm surprised.

Tom Myers, the most brilliant comedian on the internet. So, you know, I'm going to sum up because he mentioned high school lockers. Okay. Ha! Makes sense. Same reason. Same theory,

and theorizing the same thing with the different logic. One, two, three. In a promotional piece, Crystal Lear was photographing posing next to what looks like high school lockers. Kind of creepy, but to be fair, he was probably just waiting for his groupies.

Who got the points there? A Vic. Just Vic. Vic, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Isn't he said you guys see this? You about this that's one of his shorter. Yeah, I know he got right to it. Thank you That's why it threw me off but Vic is having a week right now and she's up one nothing on all of us. Let's go Listen, I love Sam. I do always will But our relationship has really never recovered from that. It got weird. Who said it? Well, fuck me. It has to be OP, but it can't be OP at the same time.

Who else would talk about Sam and their relationship? I'm going to OP. What do you think, Alex? This is the easiest one that I've done. This is Chad Zomak with Sam Tripoli drama. This is 100% what this is. Yeah. You like him. I can't use my hands.

I can't use my hands. I can't use my hands. I think you're right, Vic. Cause they had that podcast together. Yeah, we were the sports one. Oh, Chad's been out of podcast with everyone. He's gotten kicked off. Yeah, that's it.

Let's get that. Vic. So it's everyone who's gotten kicked off. Yeah. That's good. That's good. Dick. I'm going to go Chad Zuma. Yeah. Pretty sure Chris. I was going to say, oh, be I got to stick with that. You don't have to. I do.

All right. Look at Chris. You got to admire the guy when he hits a shot and pool that he wasn't going for. He's always honest about it. And I will go to bed for you. I just that one thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Stop it. One, two, three. Listen, I love Sam. I do always will, but our relationship has never really recovered from that. It got really weird. Yeah, it got really weird. I mean, it was, it was like 9-11 at all all things comedy they thought they were gonna get all their ads pulled the guy who runs all things comedy

He's a piece of shit and I don't give a fuck fuck that guy cuz he said some shitty stuff about me Of course I had to grace appreciate myself in the drama. Sam Tripoli, I don't know if you've ever had him on your show, Carl, you should, because Sam's one of the nicest guys. I would, I would, I like Sam. No, I'm saying he would definitely come on your show.

He's one of the genuinely nicest guys. And I remember when there was heat, when I like, because I went on Kevin's show that I knew his chat was. And Sam was like, yeah, I wanna make up with, with, with, Zomak, Zuma, whatever. Zuma, yeah was. And Sam was like, yeah, I want to make up with, with, with Zomak, Zuma, whatever. I'm just saying, like, you know, Zuma, you'd have to really fuck over Sam for Sam to be that mad, you know, because Sam's really laid back. So that's

how you kind of know what kind of piece of shit. We also know what a piece of shitty is when kids going, yeah, you know, it's, it's too bad we don't have a relationship anymore. But it's also this other assholes fault. Like that's such a yeah, you know, it's too bad we don't have a relationship anymore, but it's also this other asshole's fault. Like that's such a chance, you're not gonna say. You have to bring in some other entity into the equation. Try and glean it. Yeah, exactly. You have a chance, this other thing,

this is the last thing to about Chad, is like, he like acts like he wants to be a villain. Chad doesn't want to be the villain. He wants to be liked by everyone. Just like, I want to be like, just like you want to be like, you know. No, Alex, I will tell you this as much as Zuma pretends to lean into this villain character he's doing it doesn't sell tickets at the comedy club and Chad's whole thing is

I'm the comedian and everyone loves me and I kill it and I'm so funny the last message Chad has sent me was keep talking about me Because then people come to my show and I win them over. So Chad wants to be likable. That's what's so great about this. He's not likable on every one. Kevin, because like he was the likable, I mean, he was nice and Kevin was kind of the owner, or whatever. That's not Chad's bit to be the villain. That's not really what he's good at. That's what he's doing now, so I'm gonna see how it goes. The cartoon villain. Yeah. Our next entry. Who said it?

He's a guy that brushes his teeth and takes a shower every day. Who said it? Okay, that's one of those things where it's like too funny to be Patrick Michael, but also it could be Patrick Michael God damn it who would say that specifically I'm going fucking I'm going. Oh, I'm going. Oh, Pielix. What's that you? I mean, I want to say that's a John. I mean, I mean, I mean that sounds like a John Oh, trust your instinct trust your instinct. Yeah, yeah

There's a lot of money in the way up there. Trust your instinct. Trust your instinct. Yeah, yeah. Then what do you got? There's a lot of money in the line, but just trust your instinct. I'm gonna go Jerry Bansfield. It's kind out of left field. Yep. Okay. I thought about that. What do you think?

I got John. You got it. You got it. Stuttering John. All right. We got two John's, a Jerry and an Opie. Let's find out. One, two, three.

He's a guy that brushes his teeth and takes a shower. I should have trusted my fucking instinct. Didn't I say you pay any seat-ups? Did I fucking see them? Yes! Day, where as most of his peers, don't do that. Our next entry, who said it, A woman gives birth to a human being and we look at them as less than how dare you.

Who said it? Alright, so this is either feminist OP or feminist John or could be Jerry Banfield. Oh my god, I could be Tom Myers. I've got this current of fucks in my head. I can't. I'm going to be an OP. That's my first sense. It could be Tommy the alien.

I'm going to bring him a... I don't think Tom Myers at all. I think this is Social Justice John. I think it's the Supreme John again. I'm going feminist OP. You're going in Social Justice John. What do you got, Vic? I'm going John with the How dare you.

Yeah, that's good. That's good. Pretty surprised. Woke, Opie. Woke, Opie. Let's go. Woke, P. Let's fight out. One, two, three. A woman gives birth to a human being. We got one. And we look at them as less than how dare you. Oh. It's sad. I think, oh, be right up until you laugh.

Susan got that laugh in at the ad. That really, I mean, the other way you know that's OP is that he's Mike Horrible, he and it's all going in. It's all like Garmin. Yeah. It's so stupid, I think. You know that's OP is that he's Mike Horobly and it's all Akko and it's all Garbant. It's so stupid. I think I honestly think everything we know is wrong. Almost everything.

Everything you know is wrong. Yeah. No, I think is wrong. I surrender to that. All I know is that you don't know. Who said it? It's the first time that any woman has willingly given Alex Stein any fluids? Who said it?

I know this is. I know this is. Hold on. I have to go first. This is the rule of the game now So someone was calling out Alex Dine directly, so I don't think he's on something John's radar I don't think he's on Patrick Michael's radar. I think he would be on Tom Myers

radar no no Stupid all right, what is it Alex? You tell me and I said I haven't heard this, but this has to be Chad Zelmog. I forgot to the goddamn game. I never heard him say this, but now I'm really excited to hear this clip. Okay, I gotta say I get no pussy. I got pussy right here. Look at this. I prove right here. I don't go anywhere. I don't leave home without it. That's a CGI cat. There's no pussy. All right, Vec, what do you got? You know what, Justin Case. I don't even care if I'm wrong. I'm just gonna go to my ears.

Fuck it. Just Vix with me, Tom Myers, all right. Producer Chris. I actually thought Zumaq before Alex said something. Dude, I trust you, I trust you. All right, Jesus Christ. All right, now what's the score right now? This might be the last one, I'm not sure. What's the score? Vick is leading two to one to one to one.

Okay, so right here, so Vick picked Tom Myers like I did. So we could have a four-way tie, we're no three-way tie, we're only I lose. Right? Is that how it's gonna shape out? If it is, Chad Zuma. Yeah. God damn it. Guys, it's my show. Come on. One, two, three. Two, three. Concert of activist Alex Stein. Stop on getting the fuck out. During a visit to Penn State, it's the first time any woman has willingly

give Alex Stein any fluids. Oh. Oh. Did you hear the reaction? We got to go back to, I didn't know Tom Mars, but I'm shows again. That's topical, too. What? He tweets at me sometimes. I people share Tom too. What, he tweets at me sometimes.

Like people share a top-mart, say it now he talks about me. I feel like I love that. Like I feel warm inside. I'm happy that he did that bit about me. That makes me feel good. I'm gonna play it again. I'm so excited about getting that right. So does that mean the Vic wins?

Yeah. Is that the last one? I think so. Let's hear that again though. So the first time any woman has willingly give Alex Stein any fluids. You don't give fluids. Women don't get,

he still says, just don't get sex works. I'm so honored. I'm so honored to get roasted by Tom. I love that. I've never been to like a barbuck. Look at that chick. I hope she gives you some fluids later.

What the fuck? Yeah, I'm not. I wanted to hug you like a barbuck. Look at that chick. I hope she gives you some fluids later. What the fuck? You talked to that ball. I wanted to hug you. I'm no longer your wingman. That's all for this week on set it. Congratulations. I brought you by the Cardiff Electric podcast that we're home. Some of the most famous podcasts on the internet today.

Great job, Cardiff. That was a fun game. Thank you for bringing back who said it. All right, I want to just mention what we've done today. We've done it all. We talked about Howard Stern and Cocktober and Cockvamber and the Dick Cathillon and the Cockleet. Okay, it's it, right. Cockathletes.

It's a stick. Cockgolf? Don't ever get cockgolf It's a stick. Cut golf. Don't ever get caught. Yeah. We need to speak. We had Tony Muscrat with American Dabler. We had a course, Centering John learning nothing from anyone ever. Everyone trying to tell him to his face the right way to think and live his life. I'll never pay attention to it.

Of course, Chad Zumaq bombing bombing. It wouldn't matter if there were 3000 people there. No, it's laughing at these judge. I think they do suck. Yeah, they're right. Yeah, it's pretty good. Vic is on fire this week coming off of her appearance on the simcast with Chrissy Mayer

and then being the star of the WTP Patreon and then winning the game that she invented, who said it. So you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show that we play a clip of the podcast. We'll be reviewing on the next episode. If people are excited for the next episode, if we are these podcasts, I should know that Welcome back to Little Snickers podcast. I'm Michael fucking Rainy here with Count on Jala. Hey pal our dear friend Ryan Foster What up, baby? Take a firm of terror. Hey, any dubs?

All right, we're just talking about John had a doctor's visit today. Was it because somebody mentioned that you probably have Something of the liver something of the liver. It's exactly, am I, uh, something of my character, Dr. Ruther prescription. She just farted at me. You look great. My God, Mike. No, they don't get you smell that bad.

I know, I'm sorry. I'm excited. Close Ryan's here. Little Sickers podcast, a suggestion from Japanese fart enthusiasts in the discord. And let me just read what this person wrote to me to tell us why we should review a little sinkers, could be a good candidate for either WTP,

or who are these creeps. It's basically a comedians you've never heard of, sit around and talk over each other with no format and assume that it's comedy gold podcast with a guy who reads a wiki-pedia article about a serial killer podcast shoved in the middle. Based on the episodes I've listened to, the same guy who reads the Wikipedia articles every time

is the only person who actually gives a shit about true crime. So I'm having Vinnie Paulino on the show. Makes sense. Special programming, no, because the ice-tops are in Buffalo on Saturday, we'll be recording on Friday at 315 Eastern time. I believe we're not on Eastern Standard time. Eastern. So you could check that out or ever you are in our discord at 315 Eastern time or if you're a Patreon or super-cast subscriber you

can watch the video of us talking about little stinkers. And that should be a lot of fun having Vinnie back on the show. Alex, tie 99. Thank you. You have done too much today. I've cut you too long. No, no, I'll come in any time. And like I said, this, you know, before we have to do a little KFA, you know, I wanted

to say this to the WATP fans. A lot of them, you know, in the chat, though a little K-Fame, you know, I wanted to say this to the W-A-T-P fans. A lot of them, you know, in the chat, though, Alex, I'm sick of them. One trick pony. This and that. So I'm just saying, I appreciate you. I, well, you didn't say that, but sometimes you're sad, you know, I said that. So you letting me come back on. No, I said I didn't, I didn't see that. I've been, I've been bothering the chat a bit. Oh, I think that's on there. I think that's on there. But there's some good there. There's some good stuff. People say, Oh, Alex is funny. But yes, it's on there. I think it's on there, but there's some good there. There's some good stuff. You'll say, oh, Alex is funny. But yes, it's like somebody else said,

of course, the bad ones, they got more than the good ones. So I appreciate, let me come on and I just appreciate what you've built. Now I'm trying to kiss your butt, but it's just funny. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, listen to. And I think that's when everybody's out there and like, well, we're making fun of Howard Stern making podcasts. Just make a podcast that you would like, guys, you don't have to make a podcast that has a million downloads, make something that you would like, like Carl did. And if you're a successful, you'll be proud.

I think that's what happened with you, Carl. You saw, hey, look, this is what I think works. This is what I like. And then now you have a successful podcast. So that's how I was. I didn't realize I could do it. I didn't realize I got a new podcast, go out and make videos, trolling people until I did it.

And now I have a, you know, followers into following. So if you're out there, you're playing at home, you can do this too. If it is like me and Carl can figure it out, you guys can figure it out too. I promise you just gotta try. That's not the message I like to put out there. I was like, you will fail miserably.

Don't try it or professional. Pay attention to us. Leave it to us. Yeah, don't, Alex, by the way, right back at you, you have built something from nothing yourself because you started from, I mean, I know you pretend you're Tucker Carlson's son, but literally you came out of nowhere

and you have fear of this. Some cars. Yeah, no, the bus. Dude, I can't tell you how many times you've been 100 degrees. And in Mexican dudes, like you had to get out of the car, you know, the radio, it was leaking or whatever the hell is leaking. And I'm on the hot pavement. So I'm saying, yes, this is fun.

We get to come on in front of a microphone in front of a camera and basically troll people for living. It's a really insane and surreal feeling sometimes. So thank you for letting me come on anytime. It's an honor and a put it. That's awesome. It looks like 99 if you can't find them, you aren't looking. But also can we promote can we promote your new show on the blaze? Of course and I hope you'll come on. Yes, we are. Oh my god. And you know, I always invited myself on when we were hanging out in New Orleans. I'm like, Carol, don't be that guy. Don't be that guy. All right, go on the show. 5 million percent. But this is the thing too.

It is. It's so I'm so excited. I'm doing glimbex coverage. You know, I'm all busy. And this is just shows you the blaze is how I'm already not corporate media. The show we're going to do some episodes before the year is over. Like the show won't really still get going till January till where it's, you know, weekly four nights a week.

And so I just tweet coming this spring because I'm such an idiot. I'm like a spring semester. I just think anything after January, I don't know why college, I'm doing some college gigs. People are speaking the spring. So I just kind of think of everything past January spring three different people. Why would you announce your show spring? We did it now. It's going to be sooner than I'm like, so now, you're already in trouble. I'm in trouble. Media people. Yeah, already because I didn't clarify when the day, like, so now, you're already in trouble. You're already in trouble. You're already in trouble. You're already in trouble. Because I didn't clarify when the day, they're like, you know,

the show's coming out earlier than that. So we're gonna see you guys. We're gonna be in for a ride, prime time 99 getting micromanaged, but it could be good. And I need a little structure too. It could be good. I'm gonna put it on.

That's just slow again, huh? I'm gonna put it on for a little bit. Alex, thank you, body and yes, let's definitely keep this relationship going. I'd love to have you back out of town. I'm looking for a little bit of a good. Alex, thank you, buddy. And yes, let's definitely keep this relationship going. I'd love to have you back out of gas. And I'd love to be on your show on the boys. I'm looking forward to seeing what you do over there. Wow.

Do you be on the lookout? And do we got to do a, who are these podcasts? You got to make fun of it too, because I don't want it just to be a podcast. I almost want it to be like an Eric Andre, like Ali G show was back in the day. I remember watching Ali G show in hand of all the politicians on, but it wasn't a political show. I know like I don't like him. He ripped me off. Yeah. That was my. Of course. Yeah. He's still his day. Yeah. Eric Andre is still my bad. Well, I'm stealing their bid. I'm selling John's and stealing Eric Andre's. That's what that's what I wanted to be like. So all right. Well, if you

need someone to get way too drunk on your show, I could do that part. If you need someone to play the job character, I'm sitting right here. I have a reverse. We're all come on. We're all going to mix it. I want my show to be like an internet P.W.E.s playhouse. So I wanted to not just be magic. Magic. I'm just good. No, Joe Biden sucks. That's not when my show is going to be like. Awesome. Well, we can look forward to that. Thank you so much again for coming on suck. That's not when my show's gonna be like. Awesome. Well, we can look forward to that. Thank you so much again for coming out of that. It's great to talk to you as always. All right, see you guys.

So, all right, let's get him out of the way so we can talk about Vic and her boobs. Right, sake. So here's a question I wanna put out to everybody because we posted some pics of Vic. There was a little joking one earlier in the week, but then we got the real ones out there. And I posted them on Supercast 2,

but I don't know if they ever showed up. So if you're a Supercast subscriber, let me know if you got them or not, because I was going back and looking and I didn't see it on there. But while we've never gotten more comments on a post on Patreon, then we did from this photo, Vic, and mostly positive.

Controversial. A lot of people. There's a person who doesn't care for you. No, they like the milk titties, like the fucking overly done plastic surgery, which I respect it, but also gross. Listen, there's more than one way to have a great set of cans.

Let's put it that way. All right. Can we all agree on that? There isn't like a perfect set. There's a lot of varying degrees of good when it comes to this sort of thing. And Vic is certainly in that category. I think you can all agree. Yeah, absolutely.

I think the best comment was this is what a butter face really is. This is a perfect definition. And God damn. This is why this is what a, a butter face really is. This is a perfect definition and goddamn. This is why, yeah. They're not wrong. This is why Vic loves any type of attention. Positive negative doesn't matter. She's all for it. Most of the negative.

The positive is too much for me, but the negative, I did. You reject the positive attention. I notice that. So when we last left you, you were saying that Mr. Vick was not going to give you permission to post these photos, but I was just having changed here. Yeah, you had a lot of them in a hot car for a couple hours.

He agreed to it. So good work. How soon are we going to launch the only fans? Oh, fuck, I don't know. We'll see. Oh, I was just joking. Sounds like it's really gonna happen now. Yeah.

All right. Well, if I see my subscriber drop substantially, we'll know that she launched her only. Yeah, right. Yeah. Can you give a, you know, a lower tier for us guys? You don't make a lot of money though, Vic. I think about us guys, you know, can only afford two or three bucks a month.

You want to be a part of it too. Like 20 bucks, but a $10 discount for the butter face. So. Okay, good. So $10. Yeah. You know what, you were on Chrissy Show and you were telling some hot steamy stories

on Chrissy Show. And I thought back to when we had your roommate from San Fran on the show, do you remember that? Yeah, the big one. The whale. I saw it with a big boobs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So did you guys ever Les Boa?

I know. Listen, I know, John's been like, oh, I think he's Howard Stern now. Yeah, I do. So any hot Les Boa action when you guys were living together? No, I don't have that much arm strength. She had a big fool I'm top She's an oldy fancy town. Huh? Didn't she have an only fancy couch use promoting? She she started up and then she's like no this is gross and then she

Yeah, I'm excited. I agree. Yeah. Yeah. I was gonna grab a poop on it. Yeah. Oh, I forgot. It wasn't until recently, I'm like, oh my god, that's right, Vic had that roommate

who was trying to figure out how to have sex with COVID. And I guess she, remember she was like thinking about, well, I can have like, doggie style. And like, what the fuck is going on? Way to weak. Ditto yourself for a week. What the fuck? Yeah. She couldn't wait a week. What's it?

She could away that long. All right. I'm going to get a lot of complaints about this. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everyone. Great show. Good job, Mm. OK. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. I'd play the music, because I am promoting the I-Stup show that's coming up on Saturday.

But we've already run over. So let's get right into it. We will, we will, we will. With Vic. Wap, wap, wap. Vic, we have an review story today. I got three quick ones for you. Great. Great.

This first one is warning. Tested positive for monkey pox right after listening to this podcast. Okay, that can happen. I'm not a doctor or a scientist, but I'm sure that can happen. Is that a five-star review? That is a five-star. Thank you very much. This next one is an amazing show,

but they say, do eat the soup. If it's too hot, you'll burn your mouth. Hmm, cryptic. Yeah. Is this another movie reference? Because the whole Charlie M thing was a reference to Casino and the torture scene, and went over all of our heads So now we're talking about here one of these reviews. I'm like, oh, is this something I should know?

Yeah, and I'm fucking it up. I don't even know. Is that a five star? Yeah, it is a five star. I'm sure I'll figure it out a week from now And then this last one is please enter title. I seen a bus once We're gonna need the voice mailers to explain this shit to us. Help us out. Carl, you fucking idiot. I'm not doing it. All right, is that another five star review?

It is. That's awesome. We seem like our show is gaining momentum. It is. It is in the five star to one star ratio as well. You're about 110 over Wow Incredible In credible people still using Apple podcasts the right things, huh?

All right cool. Thanks. Appreciate it. Oh, helps the algorithm as they say okay Let's get right into these voice mails about us fucking the Charlie. I'm reference up So you make me pop your fucking eye out. All off for just for for Tony M Charlie M now do you remember where that comes from? You bunch of fuckheads? You got a rock sir? It's from the movie Casino. Jesus Christ fucking hamburger. What the fuck going on? You know you, you fuck up a shell-eye show, you're fucking just putting out me, yoke, or fucking content. And now I find out that you're a fucking asshole on top of everything. Get them call me.

Thank you for your call, sir. I really appreciate that. All right. appreciate that uh... hey carlie poo uh... i love the writing on this uh... john and cedars john arc you know this really long story it's it's kind of epic you know like you got the chiro carl

his fucked up friend producer kris is fucked up he is fucked up beat and the big bad troll slash which that is john you know the writing is an amazing the season but the thing is like i think uh... this stirring john uh... arch time in the resolution you know i'm getting a little burnt out on john he just keeps being an asshole and

like a piece of shit but not any unexpected that he's just consensed in now with him being a piece of shit and i don't know it's got a burn me out but i can't wait to see the uh... the final twist or whatever you write in there it's gonna be amazing

alright yeah uh... you need to stop calling me back though. I'm fucking sick of it. All right, fair enough. Yeah, this has been an amazing story arc, and I do need to write some type of conclusion. You would think. Yeah, I hope there's another season.

I hope so, too. We'll see if we're renewed by John's liver or not. All right, so I've mentioned that the way we present Suttering John in his alcoholism is saving lives. And I don't listen. I like to chew my own horn as much as the next guy, but I'm not making this shit off. Yo, Carl, I just heard the mention about how people

contacting you, and you know that the stop train came to give them fucking jobs, you know, drinking. And I thought I was really one because I'm over here making the conscious choice of just being like, okay I got to cut it out because clearly this is not good. So, oh yeah, oh yeah guys. It, uh, all right. Sounds good. I think the dog wants to go out. But I'm glad that we can provide that public service. I also need an update on what's going on with John from our friend Gary San Diego.

Hey, Carl, Gary and San Diego. Well, I just wanted to update you. I've contacted all my confidential informants throughout Southern California trying to locate Stuttering John. The best bet so far is rehab. If he was under arrest, that would have come out in the police reports

and newspaper writers would have caught that. So I suspect he's in rehab. My sources go all the way up to San Luis Obispo, Pasadena, Malibu rehab facilities, and even those far down to Rancho Verdardo, California. So we're searching all over to see if he's at any of those. All the places the place. Yeah. He knows all the place. Yeah. He knows all the place. Yeah. He knows all the place. Yeah.

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Yeah. He knows all the place. Yeah. He knows all the place. Yeah. He knows all the place. He knows all the place. Yeah. He knows all the place. He knows all the place. Yeah. He knows all the place. He knows all the place. He knows all the place. Yeah. He knows all the place. He knows all the place. Yeah. He knows all the place. Yeah. He'll see what happens. I'll keep you posted if I get me news on Stuttering John in rehab. I hope to hear news about that. That would be great. All right. And then what's up next here? Oh, I don't know if you listen to the show back. You probably didn't, Vic. But after we ended the show last time, it was you me, Chris and Hannah. And we had a the show last time it was you me chris and hanna and we had a little conversation and when i was at any of the show i just left all of it and cheeses

uh... christ whatever has big tits is a hopefully on the show uh... that was a test cold clothes i've probably ever heard out of almost what is it was a three fifty eight that we just listen to we had had a big i mean we got to listen to Carl fuck everything up we got to hear about tips in the hopes of maybe them to be and I really liked

that even when at the very end you finally had a chance to do a decent ad for your stupid fucking show Chris still fucks up and pulls the plug on like, what sounds like an amp? I don't know if I'm fucking you. He just, it was all fuckery and all beautiful. I love it. You guys keep keeping it up and no fuck yourselves and all that. Don't call me back.

All right, I've literally become everything I used to make fun of. You know, that's the kind of shit I would pull out and post and make it sound good. But in my defense, the show is so professional and so amazing Then now when we fuck up, it's great It's like it do that. Yeah, it's like breaking on that. I know right, you know, Jimmy Fallon doesn't want it a while Oh, well, what it's like just kept me every skit right because then it's calp or not Sure, big catch that reference. Oh, of. So I know exactly what you're talking about.

You are, you're best to do that. You are, you're best to do that. You are, you're best to do that. Ah, well he drinks around the world from Pickwick to Scotland. Y'all hard. He's a filthy finger deafler who cannot pay child's board. He living on the street, so do in two months. And rehab tell me where in the world is. Don't know, ring, John. Yeah. Well, don't.

Checked up the bone or head with it. Yeah, that was, that's good. That was pretty good for a voicemail. I'm not going to lie. Nate from Flint, Michigan called into the show. Hey, Carl, Nate from Flint Michigan. I got to tell you in this podcast business, you got to be either funny or halfway intelligent. And I tell you what, man, you are about as halfway as they call.

I get it. It's a reference to when Joey Cole said you have to be either top tougher funny to grow up on Long Island and John Newt off. She didn't mean to be in hero, okay? You need a cameraman, I will come down to show his little Alabama and help you out. Call me back, cheers! She's not an Alabama. I'm a bit of a risk, okay. Not good, a conference-hatchard skills on this one.

So he made that call before we actually did post Vick's Topless Pick. That was posted by the way on patreon.com slash you are these podcasts. Have I mentioned that yet? I didn't stupid. I did now. So then BPG actually because he's you know, a proud patron supporter is a lot of our listeners are.

So then once he saw that we posted that, he had a call back into the show. Yeah, that's how most people celebrated. I could hear it through the walls of my house. Like, he was, Oh, he's shit. I can't look. All right. Maybe my brain is broken. I can't look- all right maybe my brain is broken I don't know

I really want to pay Patrick Michael for a free water t-shirt yes you should I want to repay him for the enjoyment that I have received for receiving his free water I don't know maybe my brain is broken calling back I didn't know the Patrick Michael had free water. I don't know. Maybe my brain is broken. Call it back. I didn't know the Patrick Michael at free water t-shirts. If that's the case, because I haven't

been paying attention to him, but if that's the case, I'll buy one as well. I think we should all be buying Patrick Michael merchandise. Thank you for writing that down. Remind me. You gotta look that up because there is nothing wrong with giving Patrick Michael money in my opinion. Oh, this next call. This is a good call. Victor, do you know who Tucker Maxx is? No, not Tucker Maxx. So he's he's kind of internet 1.0 famous. Back when Maddox was famous, he's kind of in that same category. He had this blog that turned into a book, that turned into a movie and his whole thing He was on MTV his whole thing was he was really good at getting chicks

He had these crazy sex stories that he would tell and he went on the opian Anthony show I told him one of these stories and it didn't go his way That Ted Zuma story was like when Tucker Maxx on an opian Anthony with that go his way. Chad is a fucking liar. Oh, there. Yeah. That's a great call comparing Chad Zuma on the Ellen Cock show and that ridiculous story jumping out of a limousine and walking in my house. Oh, is that dope? But like, here's what happened next to next.

Yeah, and I didn't have my keys in my book bag and then I had to walk here and I don't remember any of it. Like, wait, why, how's that possible? But yeah, it was very much Tucker Maxx, who I used to thoroughly enjoy. When everyone just buy his fucking bullshit and then they went, oh, but yeah, they were just like, so wait a second, do you have the tape of this?

I was like, oh, and I lost it, like, what? That seems like a tape you'd want to have. My dog ate it. Yeah, that seems like a tape you'd want to have. You're having butt sites with a chick, your buddy was filming from the closet that she pooped at your dick, and then he fell out of the the closet there was puking like that why wouldn't you keep that tape I don't I lost track of it no that's that's the big loose track of that's something that you

would figure out all right oh this is great pat oats calls in to our voicemail line from the well where he lives. Hey Carl, it's me, your friend Pat Oats. I'm still stuck in that well. Send help please. No, but seriously Carl, like you can't rag on people's all you'll week after week and then have these terrible co-hosts on. Fix your shit. Don't call me back. Fix my shit. All right, I have donated to Pat Oates's Paypal. It's at Pat Oates' comedian. I encourage other people too as well. I know that your Steve wants to help him out of it. A couple audio engineers reach out to me and say they can help him out.

Because we love Pat. And we want to get him the right equipment or the right setup, whatever it is he needs to be on the show. Because that did stink last week, when we weren't able to do that. I think I was, I can't remember what I was reacting to, but someone was talking about people with disabilities, and I brought up crippled Jesus and blind Mike,

couple of my friends who have disabilities, and this voice mailer had in the stooge point. Kyle, it was so sweet when you stood up here, the sayable friends, Kripple Jesus and Blind Mike, so sweet, but you didn't need to, you could have just stood up for yourself. You pretty disabled on your own.

Call me back. All right. That's a pretty good point, sir. You're making some sense right there. Very good. Well, Vic, thank you again for everything you do of the show. I love Alex. The whole time. I love Alex. He's fantastic, but goddammit, Garl, you have too, you're too toothy to suck dick that much.

Yeah, I'm not good at it. So, Alex, I'm a fan of. I enjoy his work and I might have mentioned this before, but when you're at the content house, he's the only person I took a selfie with. I never take selfies, you know, obviously. And I was so excited to meet Alex, and he wasn't gonna show up,

and then he did it the last minute, and then I think we talked about this for some reason, he passed out and his car got towed. I meant to ask you about that, but we were running along, as they said. Don't ask him anything, and we were running along. Thanks, as they say. Don't ask them anything. Yeah, we were running along.

Thanks again for coming on, Vic. Oh, so happy. Okay, folks, guess what? The episodes? Oh, wow! I got it. Goodbye. Goodbye.

That was a great episode. That was really great. That was a great episode. That was really great.