Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep36 - Weekly Infusion

Episode Date: November 7, 2016

This week on WATP we review a show called Weekly Infusion which is a show featuring Dr. Drew and some other people that basically throwing medical terms around like some sort of gross frisbee.  Serio...usly, this show probably shouldn't even exist unless you are into hearing about gross stuff.  Basically it's the WATP of medical shows.  Enjoy it in your ears! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts? I'm Kevin and I'm Carl. And we listen to podcasts if you don't have to. We want to remind our listeners you could visit us on WhoAreThese.com and on our Facebook page. We're always looking for new podcast suggestions, so leave us a comment or post a death threat. On today's show we'll be reviewing a show called Weekly Infusion. As always we have listened to the show separately, we have not discussed it with each other beforehand. So without further
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Starting point is 00:00:59 and I'm gonna go back to the place where I was and I'm gonna go back to the place where I was and I'm gonna go back to the W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P! Kevin, we listened to a show called Weekly Infusion with Dr. Drew and Dr. Bruce. Yes, we did. It is a doctor show. So it's admittedly the first episode of this podcast.
Starting point is 00:01:36 We typically like to pick podcasts that have been around a while, but I think it's okay to cheat on this one because Dr. Duru has been in Media entertainment for probably two decades now. Yeah, I got I remember him on Love line with Adam Karola and him back in like the 90s like the mid 90s and shit. Yeah Exactly so he's been doing it a long time. So I don't I don't I'm not treating this like it's their first their first effort in podcasting. No, and then, you know, they both, I think they both have radio shows or, or at least Dr. Drew has a, uh, you know, radio show proper and, uh, Dr. Bruce is on the Adam Corolla.
Starting point is 00:02:16 So I mean, they, they know what they're doing or they should anyway. They should know what they're doing. But the one thing that jumped out at me on this show is the chemistry is atrocious It's just it's just not there. I actually put together a compilation So when we start our show we like to play a clip that we think best sums up the entire podcast as that we heard For me, it's this compilation I put together called Terrible Chemistry and it's just a bunch of little clips where people are interrupting each other or stopping each other from saying things. It's very
Starting point is 00:02:52 awkward. Nice. I like the story about the gangrenous legs and being a... Hold on, we'll get to that, but so your job officially is and how you got into it. Tell us that. Cap smears and stuff like that. So hold on, so hold on, let's break down the terms. She's holding in a glove. So your job officially is and how you got into it. Tell us that cap smears and stuff like that because a whole lot So let's break down. We got to break down the terms. She's holding in a glove. Well, it's not oh, oh, this is Don't say you have to write it down. You have to write it down. Write it down. Don't show your answers to each other. I was gonna tell a joke Go ahead. Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's what are you right? Okay? Pylone fritus. Though these are their chronically Clipsyella infections.
Starting point is 00:03:26 Hold on, hold on. Hold on. I want to quiz each other on this. Susan, you have something? Drew has a story about somebody with a vagina problem. I do. At this light podcast. No.
Starting point is 00:03:38 And at Weekly Infusion, we'll be both. Yeah, well yeah, why not? All right. What the fuck are they talking about? why not? Alright. So you go ahead. No, I was gonna say, well, it's kind of funny that I'm interrupting you now that we're just gonna make fun of them. Yeah, before you go there, yeah, you know, it sounds like you remember remember on Sesame Street those like furry monsters like Yeah, they did a lot of Talking over each other it just
Starting point is 00:04:18 It was not in like you said they should be used to So you know, went to talk and went to shut up and that type of thing. And I'm surprised that they're just sort of all shouting into the microphone at the same time. I know it's their first podcast or whatever, first episode, but come on. That should be. So the two hosts are Dr. Drew and Dr. Bruce. Dr. Bruce, I think says about 27 words over the entire 45 minutes. And then you have their producer.
Starting point is 00:04:48 I think her name is Michelle. And that was the woman's voice you heard in some of those clips. She is terrible. And then they have a guest on the show, Nicole and Jimmy, who is a pathology assistant, responsible for conducting autopsies and analyzing surgical specimens.
Starting point is 00:05:07 So this show is all about gross autopsies and pathology. So, I mean, who do you think the audience is for this podcast? Okay, I was going to ask you the same question. I have no idea. I don't know who they say it's supposed to be for entertainment, but I didn't get any entertainment out of this. I didn't either. And now I admittedly don't like looking at gross shit on the internet. It's just, yeah. My girlfriend, on the other hand, is just like this Nicole girl.
Starting point is 00:05:38 She's very much into that stuff, very much into anatomy and all those types of things and you know studied nursing is gonna be going back probably for nursing and So she loves this stuff. She loves Dr. Pill popper. I've ever seen that No an Instagram and Snapchat and shit. It's just basically dudes popping cysts and boils and shit. Oh, Jesus It's fucking gross to me. It's absolutely disgusting, but she loves it She thinks it's the best thing and Come on Kevin you get a little bit Aracht, what do you see those videos? You get a bit of it to me. It's fine. It's just us only when they're only when they're popping pimples and vaginas Am I do I like? Oh that's hot. I like when I see around that pimple
Starting point is 00:06:23 I like when I see around to that pimple No, I mean so I feel like she would probably get a kick out of this But one of the bits that they do on here is they they show pictures to each other or Nicole tries to stump the doctors by showing them gross pictures or whatever Yeah, but pictures or whatever. Yeah, but we can't see them. The audience can't see them. And as far as I know, they never posted these pictures. So it's just like you're just reacting to them being like, oh, yeah, that's a, I can't. Corness, vagina with, with warts coming out of the inside of it. And that's what we call the necrophilus stuff. So he's like spouting all these terms off. I was like, I don't give a fuck about this. Well, I actually, I'm sure you have clips of this, but yeah, this was a game
Starting point is 00:07:10 that they decided to play and they went three rounds of this looking at some picture and trying to figure out what it was. It is the worst game you could possibly play on a podcast or radio show. Yeah, because you're, I mean, you're not engaged as an audience member you're just like, well, I'm guessing this is gross. Whatever you're looking at. You have no idea. I have a great, I'm sure you have a clip. I have a great just quick clip that I call this game sucks play track 18 plate full of my distance. I'm over cross the room. I'm guessing. This is so much fun. Boring. They're literally doing a show where this is looking at shit.
Starting point is 00:07:52 You know, they're trying to fill in the dead air, but they're not even doing that. Well, I don't know. You'd think that after a couple of decades Drew would know what would work on a show. He's watching him curl and do it for a decade or so. The I don't know you'd think that would after a couple decades Drew would know what would work on a show He sees wash had him curl do it for a decade or so You don't do a show on a game where you look at pictures and guess it though Right well, I mean, it's kind of like when we do our game Guess the tits remember that so I'm gonna show you yeah, that's a fun. Yeah, I'm gonna show you a picture of tits
Starting point is 00:08:22 All right, right now. I'm gonna send it to you Okay, what do you think? Oh? Yeah, that's a fun one. Yeah, I'm going to show you a picture of tits. All right, right now I'm going to send it to you. Okay. What do you think? Oh my god, how did you get my wife's tits? Oh, that's impressive. I was lurking in the bushes. Yeah, no, it doesn't make for good radio, because you just are whatever podcast,
Starting point is 00:08:42 whatever you want to call it. But yeah, because you can't see what the hell they're talking about. It would be different, I guess, if they were doing like a live stream or they had something where they were attaching, and not maybe they did, I didn't look close enough at the description of this episode, but maybe they did attach the pictures. I don't know. But regardless, I don't want a fucking look at disgusting gangreness feet and shit like that It just doesn't excite me in any kind of way so It's almost like this podcast is for other doctors
Starting point is 00:09:14 You know, I mean like you feel like like listening to it. I felt like dumb because I'm like, ah It's just a bunch of doctors like trying to want help each other They're like, oh I saw oh, I saw this and look. Remember when that girl had a potato in her snatch? Which is actually a real story that they talk about here too. So, yeah, I think I have an example plate track 9. You know, the other thing that's come up recently is the Carbamresistant interobactory ACI the so-called C wait C into carbon pentamres CRE right oh the CRE yeah I will hold that as if Dr. Prisko right
Starting point is 00:09:57 Not so you talking about no one knows what you're saying Oh shit And then I have another to go along with that that I call. This is why Dr. Drew sucks as a broadcaster. Played track done. Myocardial ischemia. Due to sepsis, due to I writ me about it's sudden cardiac death. What the fuck are they talking about? It's just nonsense.
Starting point is 00:10:22 It reminds me of Dr. Steve, an opian Anthony. Really? Oh yeah, sepsis. He looked. So they talked to this Nicole girl and so this is ready to be getting. So they're kind of like talking to her and see how she got into this field and stuff and I just found this sentence kind of funny coming from like a medical professional. No not at all. I actually just took my very first semester just the basic classes biology and all and psychiatry, math and you know English or something and it just so happened to be one of my classes.
Starting point is 00:11:06 English or something. Oh my gosh. She's a dumb dumb this woman. The way she talks is idiotic. I think I have this bias where I always thought growing up that doctors were these very, very smart people. So they went to school. Well, well, she's not a doctor.
Starting point is 00:11:28 Oh, okay. Well, I mean, she went, I don't know. I guess I, maybe I just am broadly applying it to. She's an idiot. Yeah, she's just in the medical field. That's, she's not a doctor. And she looks at dead bodies all day long. And so they thought she'd be interesting to talk to you.
Starting point is 00:11:42 But she's definitely an idiot. Yeah, well, then they give a little bit more of her past here, too. Yeah, I had a baby when I was 15. 16 and pregnant. A real original teen mom. Oh, yeah, I'm a Ridge, like back in the day. The OG teen mom. A Ridge, is that a word?
Starting point is 00:12:04 No, and that whole thing where Drew is, see Drew is not funny. Yeah. And when he's just playing the straight man, it's fine, but when he's the host of the show, he's trying to make it, oh, you're like an OG team mom. Like what?
Starting point is 00:12:17 I'm this fucking original gangster. I'm anything to do with this. I'm hip with the lingo. Yeah, exactly. That's something from the fucking 90s, first of all. And I don't know. It's just fucking dumb. And then that leads to one of the dumbest things Dr. Drew has ever said.
Starting point is 00:12:34 Play track three on here. Yeah. You know, when they look at the data, Bruce and Teen Mom, they actually, a significant percentage do far better than you'd predict. There's still, there's data that, you know, there's different resilience. Difficulties finishing school, difficulty ever, you know, all the things you'd expect, probably blah, blah, blah. But there's a certain percentage that do way better than you would predict.
Starting point is 00:12:55 And clearly Nicole is one of those in that category. They've done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time it works every time. That doesn't make sense. What Drew said is the dumbest fucking thing. He's like, you'd be surprised. There's a percentage of these kids who are born to teen moms who actually do very well in life. Of course there is.
Starting point is 00:13:19 How is that a surprising fact? Yeah, like, there, like percentage of work. Well, like I was saying, I, I always thought doctors were smart. And then you realize that they're just humans like everyone else. And they're usually, their doctors can be very idiotic in other realms besides medical. It's like medicals that are, that's where they're smart. But they seem to falter at a lot of other areas. And it's like, I just thought doctors were smart all around,
Starting point is 00:13:48 but apparently I was wrong as a kid. Yeah, no shit. They are not necessarily, and I think that's why Dr. Drew is so famous is that he can just have a normal conversation. And you can speak to laymen, but a lot of doctors are, they do not relate well to the rest of the world. So, getting back on track with this Nicole Broad, who's a fucking idiot, here's a question that comes from Dr. Drupal. Play track five.
Starting point is 00:14:19 What do you like to do it now? All the toxins are my favorite thing ever. They always will be so. Kevin, you know what I like doing now? I like receiving wet hand jobs. What's that talking about? Fucking all top scents are favorite thing. She's a fucking, that's not good.
Starting point is 00:14:38 You switched it, you used to be dry hand jobs. You've progressed on the wet. No, the wet hand jobs, I think is my catchphrase. I'm pretty sure. Okay. I wasn't sure it was dry or wet so. Anyway, let's move on. I was very tickled to know that they were having tons of Skype issues just like we do here on WATP. Here's a clip here and yes this is exactly the audio that they published and put out. You know and what do you mean there's a leg with a refrigerator leg? It was right on all of our
Starting point is 00:15:15 three years and I didn't even know that there was this refrigerator that actually looks like one you've seen pizza shop. You know what so it is. I have that clip. I called it Nicole turns into a robot. I know we cannot make fun of that because I listen back to our shows and my Skype is not good. No, there's fucked up. And it's for the audience it's always at the same time. We always hit like a 45-minute mark in recording and then Carl just fucking drops out and becomes a robot, basically. It's scratchy robot and we have to edit around it, if you will.
Starting point is 00:16:00 And that's a little insight to W-A-T-P. Yeah, it's fucking annoying. Skype sucks. Get your shit together, Microsoft. All right, so I have a track I'd here want to play for you. They start talking about how they don't do as many autopsy as they used to do. Play track six. Yeah, at community hospitals, we don't do that many at all. I mean, we do a lot of fetal autopsies because there's more interest to see why an older
Starting point is 00:16:30 fetus might have passed. Okay. So, I heard that and I was like, fetal autopsie, there has to be a black metal band with that name. So, I looked it up and I grabbed a clip for you, Kevin. This is Fetal Ahtopsie, they're on Meet Hook Records. This song is called Dislimbed and Buried from an album called Collection of Dead Flash. Play Track 7. This band sucks dude, they're so fucking bad. The riffs are just so boring and terrible and this is the official music video I found on YouTube. It's in black and white, the guy is just standing in a cemetery with his guitar and growling
Starting point is 00:17:31 at the fucking camera like looking straight at the camera. It's worth checking out. So something like, I listened to this whole song at the very end of it. They did something I've never heard in Death Metal before, so I just wanted to point it out. I believe this is the definition of harmonies as it is used in Death Metal. Play Track 8. 3, 2, 1, go! 3, 2, 1, go! Go, go!
Starting point is 00:18:17 That's a catchy fucking chorus right there. You'll be singing that the rest of the day. Here's another band that Drew Pinsky's gonna coin into a band title. Aino Cancer. Aino Cancer. Ha ha ha. I think it's as good as Aino Cunt or is...
Starting point is 00:18:35 I don't know. Drew, what do you think? Aino Cancer. All right, well, he's a one track mind. Aino Cancer. Well, since you played that, I actually have a clip that's, oh, shit, let me find down here.
Starting point is 00:18:49 It's called, it's number 19. I call it Drew excited about anal cancer. Servical cancer. Or rectal cancer, those are anal cancer. Sixth. Anal cancer in this case too, right? He don't, he's like, if I can talk and over view, he ain't no, he ain't no cancer. He's like, okay, I talk it over, you know, he'll get
Starting point is 00:19:06 cancer. I'm never gonna want to get cancer. That's fucking great. So Kevin, when we played the clip of this show on our last show, we heard the noise of like, you know, an email coming in that was very awful. Yeah, during the show, I gather a little compilation of all of the miscues they have with that. I call it pain gate. And you grew up in New Jersey. You were delivering pizzas, right, in the age of 19.
Starting point is 00:19:37 She kind of convinced me to start going to college and I went, originally enrolled to be a nurse. Yes, so I was working in the hospital. Two things I want to get, well, three things. First of all, those of you that want to review us on iTunes, please don't mention the pings that were coming through here. That was Tuesday's e-mails or something. So we take care of that problem.
Starting point is 00:19:57 That will not be happening anymore. We know we have that problem, thank you. You want to happen again, apart. I love when people on social media like, who can you love? Didn't you know? Great podcast, those pings were really annoying. We know we have that problem. Thank you. You want to happen again? I love when people on social media like, who can you love? Did you know that great podcast that those pings were really annoying? Yeah, we know. We know.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Yeah, I will say shitty podcast and those pings are annoying. I just those are the first of the say that Michelle is she lacks self confidence. Obviously, she's shut. She's terrible. But you know, she's like, everything's great.
Starting point is 00:20:22 It's over those pings, right? That was really probably you're fucking terrible. The fact that you have that turned out in your computer, that's recording, is ridiculous. And I love this idea that they can tell people what to review on iTunes. Like, heaven, why don't we do that?
Starting point is 00:20:37 So guys, everybody go to iTunes, give us a review, but please do not mention how we suck as hosts. And I'll talk about how we're not funny. Whatever you do, please do not mention how we suck as hosts. And I'll talk about how we're not funny. Whatever you do, please do not include anything negative about how we ramble out and on and really get off topic and it's boring. Just leave those out of it. And please review us at iTunes.
Starting point is 00:20:58 Yeah, review us on iTunes and make sure to mention how much you love Cobre Commander. Yes. And how much you love Cobre Commander. Yes. Yep, and how much you... And reviews. Yep. And how you like evil creepy kid that I've done in the last two episodes. Make sure you put him in there.
Starting point is 00:21:16 And because I need this for myself, or I need this for my... What you do is you go to iTunes and you click on review You put five stars You put five stars in there and you make sure that you you turn your email sound off because it's fucking annoying to anybody listening to a podcast The first time that ping goes off you you can hear Michelle very quietly, the
Starting point is 00:21:47 background goes, oh, sorry. So you would think she recognized it the very first time that it continued to happen throughout the show. Well, yeah, I'm sure she's an idiot and didn't know how to, you know, silence or mute her computer or whatever the hell she had to do. Well, what's funny is that they take a quick break and they play this disclaimer and then they come back from it And that's the first thing Drew says I guarantee he's like what the fuck are you doing Michelle? Come on. How I got explain to people that we fixed it. He's probably freaking out out there. Do you have a gangrenous sepsis ear drums? Well, I think I think you want to be a guest on this show
Starting point is 00:22:24 He only's feeling two words I know. Ganker does and sepsis something. Oh, there's some fluid. Fluid build up in your ear canal. Ganker does some fluid. Sorry, it's Dr. Steve reference. All right, so speaking of that part where they take a break, they have this insane disclaimer that comes up.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Play Track 11. Information exchange during participation in this podcast is intended for educational and entertainment purposes only. Please do not confuse this with treatment as nothing here supplements or supersedes the relationship and direction of your medical caretakers. Anything promoted on this podcast is not to be in place of your usual prescribed medications. So that's our at the end, Kevin.
Starting point is 00:23:13 And there's more to that disclaimer, but was so fucking dumb. It says, nothing in this show is to replace any of your prescribed medications. Is anyone out there like stop taking zestral because they're listening to this podcast on a weekly basis? Who the fuck would stop taking medications? I don't understand that at all. I want to take fucking more ambian if you're listening to this podcast. Yeah, that did not make any sense. And you you know to answer your question about who the target audience is obviously it is Regular people if they have a disclaimer like that. Yeah, I just I don't see
Starting point is 00:23:52 The regular average Joe listening to this and going oh no, it's it's a shit fucking show. They they've totally missed the mark on this one Here's a track that I call the perks of performing autopsies. Track 14, please. Of course, when we do an autopsie, we do an external exam and we check the genitals. Hi, hi, hi, hi. Of course, if we perform an autopsie, we check the genitals. We also post those pictures on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Check out my Twitter. It's your grandfather's junk. You're gonna want to check that out. GangrenusDix.com. And then I have a track here that's called and finally Dr. Bruce comes up with a Zinger. Track 15. So it gets crazy. I've got to ask you a question.
Starting point is 00:24:48 I just saw some pictures. I saw your daughter with an armadillo. Any fear of hands is the Zzer. Let me see. There's been no laughs. What do you mean? I'm not. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:25:03 I don't understand that at all. So speaking of the zingers that go on, because remember, they think that they're entertaining. They even say each week that doctors tackle a different subject with sensitivity and humor. So let's give another example of this humor thing. Track 16, this is Drew knows what Nicole is into. We will put- They're not only gross, but they're gross. And usually, I knows what Nicole is into. We will put- They're not only gross, but they're gross. I usually, I know what Nicole's into.
Starting point is 00:25:29 She's into, what is that? What is Monica's speed pouring out of her refrigerator? But yeah. But yeah. But yeah. She's sorry, I might have sweetened that one a little bit. It wasn't actually funny at all. All right, getting back to the show,... i have a doctor drew zinger track twenty
Starting point is 00:25:49 the other thing uh... it this is a post-mortem because that then the surgeon showed him that he died that's right and the show has reached a new low i mean can i'm just shaking my head. Like, what the fuck? Why does Drew think he can tell jokes? I don't understand where this show is going,
Starting point is 00:26:13 but it's not good. It's like, it's Dr. Humor, you know what I mean? It's like, what doctors would think is funny or something. Maybe. So speaking of more, Dr. Shit, here's a track I call more nonsense 21 so it looks like an arterial thrombus like an a some embalic thrombus yeah and I'm gonna put it as a part of the inner floppy into yeah maybe I'm talking about I love choosy D
Starting point is 00:26:42 yeah snets that weave if they're listening to the show, they'd be so fucking confused. What y'all talking about? That'd be really funny if they were like totally in on it. They're like laughing at the zingers that Drew throws out there. Like they totally get it. Oh yeah. They're medical professionals. I'm sure the Smurdy you are the funnier Dr. Drew is that that must be the case
Starting point is 00:27:06 Yeah, we're just we're just dummies. We don't know. Yeah, we're just too dumb to get his amazing humor This is a track I pulled out because I thought it was the fucking dumbest story I call it guy with peanut allergy dies from eating peanuts track 22 But Guy with peanut allergy dies from eating peanuts. Track 22. Okay, so this was a patient that was admitted in the hospital that was schizophrenic. And there was this patient had a peanut allergy and what happened was one of the other family members from the hospital came in with peanut butter girl scout cookies and somehow that this gets a frantic guy because he doesn't you know
Starting point is 00:27:45 He was an older guy he was in his mid 30s, but he didn't know that he wasn't allowed to have them Oh, and he ate one and he died of anaphylactic shock because of it crazy What a story, Martin I love how the digesters like crazy. Yeah, it's crazy someone who's a allergic to something would ingest it and then die. That's that's how that works. Well, I think hearing that a second time because I thought the same thing the first time I'm like, well, that's a non story. But if the person's schizophrenic, then I guess that means that they have multiple personalities. So maybe they were in a different personality and that personality that didn't remember that they were allergic to peanuts. Yeah, but who gives a shit? Well, I wanted to fucking differences of it.
Starting point is 00:28:33 Who cares why they fucking ate the shit they're allergic to and then died? They ate the shit they're allergic to and then they died. But not. With the stories that they're telling in this fucking show, you know, they're all trying to warn up each other with fucking this one store. I don't know if you clipped it. I did not. But the pair shut up the guys' ass.
Starting point is 00:28:52 I do have a clip from it. Yeah. Okay, go ahead and play that. My favorite one of all time is this woman stuck a pair up her husband's butt and eight half of it out of his butt in the rest of it. Oh No, Kevin I always say if you're not hungry enough to eat an entire pair don't shove an entire pair up my ass I Don't just take a bite. Yeah, it's like taking a bite out of an apple put it back in the fridge
Starting point is 00:29:23 Yeah, exactly. Like I always say that to people, Mike, dude, you're going to show a pair of my ass. You better be willing to fucking eat that entire pair. It's almost my other catchphrase. Staying all the time. You like wet hand jobs and pairs in the butt. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:41 Well, yeah, I mean, you're, you're, you're really kind of dumbing it down and making me sound ridiculous But yeah, that's the way you want to put it Yeah, I mean of all the fruits to put in your butt. Why a pair? Oh my god, I can think of at least seven fruits that would be better to put in someone's asshole than a pair That's that's kind of what I think so you know like to me the banana is probably the best one because not only is it phallic shaped, but it's also Like if you put it in and you like left the stem hanging out like a good handle, you know like to pull it back out again Yeah, it's a good handle for your lemon party. I agree
Starting point is 00:30:20 So yeah, I mean they tell these crazy stories. Here's one that I call the tampon story track 25 That was a 70s Woman that was 60 something once and she said that it might have been up there for up to 18 years. I love that story So it's you had a tampon on her vagina for 18 years For 18 years and I was always I always thought that if you had it up, they're over night, it was a bad thing. But apparently 18 years, no problem. And nobody better than I at that.
Starting point is 00:30:52 You're like, oh, yeah, I've seen that. That, you know, a lot of that tampons old enough to vote, though. So I hope that tampon does the right thing. I hope it votes, you know, the right way here. I hope that tampon knows how important this election is. All right. So then they, they, the Michelle, the producer, hands a note over to Drew. I don't know why because she's fucking talking throughout the entire
Starting point is 00:31:19 show. Play track 23. Now, our producer has also handed me a nudge that I should talk about rectal foreign bodies. Oh sure. So, Kevin, I was like, wait, rectal foreign bodies, that's gotta be a death metal band. I was able to find their live show, Play Track 24. This is rectal Ford body's live. Hmm. It's not bad. I like the melody. Yeah, it's pretty good. I'll be humming that one. Mmm!
Starting point is 00:32:08 Mmm! Mmm! Rectal foreign bodies. The only reason you should listen to this podcast is if you're trying to find a name for your death metal band. Otherwise, avoid it at all costs. Yeah, I like the band 18-year-old tampon and snatch That's a new band. I like their first couple albums, but then they got preachy
Starting point is 00:32:32 Kevin you've been emailing me all those pictures of tits and I appreciate that I'm gonna guess at those later. I got to send you that YouTube video of the official music video of Dislimbed and buried. I think you're gonna You're gonna enjoy it that guy who who does, those harmonies at the end is the same guy growing. Ah! Now I'm gonna do a different grow.
Starting point is 00:32:53 Ah! Ah! Ah! That is very tough. I would love to be in the studio and the guy at the board is like, is that a take? And the guy's like, yeah, I felt pretty good.
Starting point is 00:33:06 I think we can go with that one. Here's the next one. Roar. I think the phrase that was used most often was, do you want to hit that again? Yeah, that's it. I did record it. We could use it.
Starting point is 00:33:20 I just figured, OK, nope, that's fine. Oh, shit. All right. I got a couple more clues, nope that's fine. Ugh shit. Alright, I got a couple more clips but nothing worth playing. I'm actually kind of burned out on this fucking show. On WTB? No, I burned out on the fucking news. Yeah, no I was burned out, yeah, first probably 20 minutes in.
Starting point is 00:33:43 It's just like you kind of know what you're getting for the rest of it. And I think it, you know, could they improve it? Maybe they could salvage this somehow. I don't think having a doctor show with another medical professional line where you just talk about gross shit is really entertaining for anybody that isn't in the medical community. But you know, if you are a metal band and you want a name suggestions, this is a good podcast as Carl said. No, you know what I actually learned from this experience is there's no names left for death metal bands.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Like if you want to play death metal, forget about it. It's you. There's no fucking way to name your band. No matter what ridiculous phrase came out, if I googled it, yet there they were. Yeah, and that's very laughable that you actually found bands that were named for these things. But, uh, so I'm sure I'm gonna do an experiment, leave this in the show, it's at the 45 minute mark now that we've been talking to each other and I just want to see if like a clocking clock works this is the same thing that it does every single week. It is. It's just by me.
Starting point is 00:35:00 It's just, I just sort of got it just started breaking up. Yeah Reconnect all right we're back everybody All right, we had a we had a reconnect our Skype just like we do every fucking week because Skype sucks Yeah, God damn Microsoft, you know that little Run to a company someday they're gonna get this shit together and then be a big company and be able to to you know have products that Work and that are serviceable with exception of Xbox. I love Xbox All right, well, so you do you have any other clips that you want to play or we got to talk about tech for a little while I don't know we we're all over the place with now. I think we're I think we're we're ready to end here
Starting point is 00:35:44 Well, this has not been fun, but I bet next week will be fun, Kevin because we're gonna do this again. We're gonna listen to another podcast We're going to review it and I want to let everybody know What we're gonna be listening to I have a little teaser clip on here. So let's play next week's teaser I have a little teaser clip on here. So let's play next week's teaser. Yeah, the intro is a show in itself for a lot of people. A lot of people fall asleep to this, but the time stamps are in there if you want to skip the intro. You know, but it'll be, you know, be, be, you know, be, you know, be a lot of premature metaphors or whatever you want to call it, unresolved metaphors. I think that's what I meant to say, that premature Nana,
Starting point is 00:36:22 immature, and my Nanage in my brain just said, so that's who I am. I'm just your boyfriend. I'm going to be here to talk, tell you a story, kick back at your bedside, virtually, and ramble on through the night. Now, you're under no pressure to listen to me, no pressure to be, you should should be mildly you should see if you experience something like entertainment. You know without the entertaining part. Holy shit. What? Oh I thought I'm sorry. I thought it was like scratching me out, man. They're fucking guys, boys.
Starting point is 00:37:09 I'm hoping that you can get that down over the next week. Well, now, he said something interesting, which I thought was him saying trying to say boyfriend, but he said, bore friend. I think that that's what he meant. Like, I fucking love that phrase. Now, already. I think that that's what he meant like borrower and I fucking love that phrase now already so Yeah, so this is the sleep with me podcast and it's described as The podcast that puts you to sleep. It's a lowing droning boring bedtime story to distract your racing mind
Starting point is 00:37:42 My god This is a this was a job. I'm excited about it. I wonder how many people use WATP to fall asleep? I do. It works in it. It fucking works people. I recommend it. Should I like put a bunch of like sirens and whistles now? I'll like put some samples in at the end and wake you up. Wake up and listen next week.
Starting point is 00:38:05 So this is episode 455 called Black Hole Regression and NUNS in Space 11. I believe there are two different bedtime stories to help you fall asleep. This is actually a popular podcast, Kevin. I found this on the list of the top podcasts of 2016. So this is a gotten some notoriety. And just listening to that fucking guy make just talking nonsense at the beginning of the show, I have a feeling this is going to be a good one. Yeah, I mean, in a way it's kind of a good idea for podcast really because there are a lot of podcasts that
Starting point is 00:38:46 listen to it night to fall asleep and this guy would have me out in fucking three minutes. Oh, it's kind of a good idea unless you wanted to have a sponsor. How the fuck would you pitch this show? So what kind of audience do you have? Unconscious. I don't know what an advertiser is looking to get their message across to unconscious people. Maybe it's like subliminal or something you know. When you wake up you will buy a Kia. You will buy a Kia soul. You think Kia's are good automobiles.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Shh, go back to sleep. Worked on me. Exactly. Shhh, worked on me. Exactly. You think Dr. Drew Pinsky is hilarious? Shhh, I'll go back to sleep. This advertisement brought to you by Dr. Drew Pinsky. So, that should be fun, Kevin. I'm looking forward to that. So, I hope that our audience joins us again next week because it might be the show where
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