Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep360 - Lil Stinkers

Episode Date: November 13, 2022

This week we listen to nonstop riffing and tagging. Lil Stinkers is just like all the other "comedy" shows where buddies hang out and try to make each other laugh with one glaring exception, they actually make money. God help us all. Vinnie Paulino stops over along with Brian McBride to try to figure out the answer to the question, "what the hell?" We also check back in with the brilliant interviewer Harrison Young, tease a Chad Zumock meltdown, listen to Patty C Cups' recent drama in the comments section of a YouTube video, and check in on the comedy stylings of Tom Myers. https://thecreepoff.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Cause. Cause a row. Cause a row. Slapperoonie. It's show time. W-A-A-T-P-W-A-T-P. Hello, Robert H. Cousin-Rus, and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts, the only show that loves all of the listeners and Syracuse, and welcomes them with open arms while keeping an eye on our wallet. I'm your host, Cara, with me today, the man

who is to pizza with sitting in John's to Cours Light. It's Vinnie Paul, you know, everyone. I keep multiple chains in business. Also, you might know him from the creep off as the voice of Syracuse. You might know him as the host of the creep off roast, but more than likely, you don't know him at all. It's Brian McBride, everybody. That's for the best. You can just keep going. Welcome to the show, Brian. Thank you. We were just doing the creep off roast, but more than likely, you don't know him at all. It's Brian McBride, everybody. That's for the best. You can just keep going. Welcome to the show, Brian. Thank you.

We were just doing a creep off bonus episode over at the other studio, the three of us. And I said, Brian, come over and let's continue to hang out. Let's keep it going. I haven't stopped to giggle it. Let's keep the laughs going, right? Oh my God, we watched a video on this. I'm not going to tell anybody about it,

but I'm just going to say, is a guy who had a lot of explaining to do to his wife With the words like I'm keeping the dog and you're out of here. Yeah, yeah, that's that way. Yeah, so that's on the creep-off patreon There's your teaser very good Please go to who are these dot com you get our email address voice bell number link to the sub right at link to the discord server link to the merchandise Link to our YouTube channel and I like'd like to pay you around the super cast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single month, and you can watch the unedited show live, or whenever you want, we leave the links up there

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Volume 19. Well, yeah, what are we, how to nine or 10? Something like that. I think it's nine. Yeah, I can't get through this book. Every chapter is, I want to start over again when we get done with it. It's amazing.

And this one, it's all familiar, it's crazy. Yeah, everything I hear now, I'm just like, I know he's talked about this 80 times on the podcast. Have I listened to this chapter yet? I don't know. It's hard to tell he's speaking coherently. Well, such a good read. I mean, I can't put it down. Yeah. Oh, that is like well produced. This is John gets that book that book. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Have you seen his show? It's not what I had. I'm just saying, but like less is more. It's not what I call it all I had. I'm just saying, but like less is more. Yeah.

Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-story view on Apple Podcasts and then shit all over us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Little Stinkers Podcast. This was a suggestion from Japanese fart enthusiast in the Discord. We have all listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. They show that's hosted by Mike Rainey and co-hosted by John DeCollo and Jake Madera,

Jake Matera, something like that. The episode I checked out also had Ryan Foster on the show. He really made it, too. I really put him over the top, but it's Ryan Foster. Well, they needed that hot guy energy. That's what they're looking for when they brought him onto the show. So little stickers, it's interesting.

The person who suggested this was like, well, you know, it's a bunch of open micers talking over each other and tagging everyone's jokes and laughing. And that's the sense that I got to. And then people are telling me like, oh, I like that show or oh, I'm checking that show out right now.

It's a great show. I'm like, wait, what? What's going on here? I feel, I'm gonna say this. After listening to it, I feel like all of these guys probably individually are fine, but together it's not great. Like the final product here is just like, what am I listening to?

Because Carl, everybody knows, you and I know true crime shows, and that's what this is masquerading itself as. Correct. So basically, this guy, Mike Rainey, I'll get into his history in a little bit. I did a little research on this today, but he's kind of the star power of the show. He brings his buddies on to do the show with them

under the guise of, I'm gonna talk about a serial killer, or I'm gonna talk about whatever true crime story I want to talk about and then the other guys are there just to whatever I don't fill time or maybe derail the conversation Over and over again, it seems like to make sure you can't follow anything to tap it Yeah, to make sure if you were interested in the story He's telling that you will definitely tune out and go find the information somewhere else is what the other guys purpose is Let me start off,

before we even get into the true crime, it starts with the ball-busting. Oh, it's some good ball-busting. And the other thing I want to point out here is the tagging of jokes. These jokes are endlessly tagged. I would call them toe-tagging these fucking jokes. They're all fucking DOAs.

John, you look awesome in that chair. I feel like you're being prepped for when you're a quadipolegic. I feel very professing acts right now. Are you into the munch? Professor sex. Yeah, I think you're making me warning in prize. You're built like you're learning the walk again.

Thanks. You don't have a crippled man's legs. There's no muscle on it. I know. Fuck. If he wants a cross, he's got to pick it up by his jeans. All right. So this is a YouTube video. We are watching the video if you're listening to this.

And what you're seeing here is four gentlemen sitting very uncomfortably close to each other in a living room. One of them is two of them. All right, there's five guys. You know what I hate about that? Where? I'm hungry. No, but hold on a second.

The police are the guy in the right. He was like, break it up. Here's what I hate. That guy, that's Jake, right? Jake, yeah. Here's what I hate about this guy. The second I saw him? Jake, yeah. Here's what I hate about this guy. The second I saw him, he pissed me off because he's exactly what the listeners of this show

think I look like. Hey, I know! I was thinking to say the thing about this. I did it to easily 1.1, Vitty. This guy is two of me. Okay, I know. And I don't get to say that often. All right, so apparently, I'm gonna pile on.

Apparently, they have a coin that they toss to determine what type of show They're going to do that day and they describe what this coin looks like So now this is our official coin Evan. Thank you again boss. Yeah, it couldn't be a more appropriate flipping device for this And it came one week after Danny Davies brought back like this awesome coin and I'm What's on it? You got the chase on one side and then OJ in the slammer on the other

It's in the face It's fucking makes me come Joe, I have this black bird yet But I would like to see that I'm just imagining the guy making that Is based on this type of Interracial Limited edition What's a meta about that This time in a racial way. What are you doing, honey? This was definitely limited edition.

What's a meta about that? So OJ behind bars on one side and the chase, on the other side, how was that meta? What does that mean? What's he talking about? I think he just used the word because he thought it fit because he's really stoned or drunk. Being on the show must be exhausting

because this is less than three minutes in and I was already rolling my eyes out of my head What the fuck is this gonna go on the entire time? Vinnie yeah, yeah, it goes on the entire time. Yeah Who's still doing it right now? There's just not a microphone on exactly so okay So now they're gonna flip this coin and because they're terrible at broadcasting you don't know what happens They don't explain to you what happens, they just flip a coin, and then they all see it,

and move on. All right, flip that motherfucking coin, let's see what kind of episode we're doing tonight. Here we go. Ah, fuck, we did it again boys. It says bad. Let's go. Yeah, all right.

So, there would be like, if we spawn the wheel of costumes, we're like, whoa, okay, wow, that's pretty cool. All right, see you next next week. Yeah. You got to explain to the listener what just happened, because we don't know, I'm also the viewer. I can't see it on YouTube either. I don't know what's going on.

They know what kind of show it's gonna be. They don't have to know the answer to the coin. Yeah, so apparently, when they flip the coin, they determine they're gonna do a true crime story. I don't know what the other possibility is. So, one of the things that these guys do is they throw out premises for them to then riff on. And they're talking about the impractical jokers

for some reason, I guess they're big fans of that show. That checks out. Yep, so here's the premise. What about having the apostles be the impractical jokers. What would that look like? The the apostles would have done a good impractical jokers. Yeah, which Jesus All right sending the prostitute to stay at his feet Let's betray up for silver. We have a real piece of shit for you guys tonight. You have four pieces of shit for us today from what I can tell.

What was that? Hey guys, how about this happens? They're like, yeah, okay? Pretty good. Pretty good stuff. But he wouldn't you pick up on it from this show? Then it's terrible. In fact, you know what, how do I start here? There's this guy eventually gets to trying to talk about the story that they picked. And it was Rodney O'Cala who was the dating show killer. Yes, the show killer. Someone we've never covered on the creep off.

And I know I'm gonna catch shit for this because I did Ted Bundy last week. It was a joke to fucking put Chad, Zubak versus Ted Bundy on the vote. Oh It was a bitch. It was matter. It was very matter. That's why you're gonna your ass kicked out the creep off I mean I couldn't have lost any harder if you would put Rosie O'Donnell on there like dude. It's just I'm fucking So it's one of those low-hit eat fruit like true crime stories. Yes, dude, it's just I'm fucking. Okay. So, so it's one of those low-hit-eat-fruit, like true crime stories. Yes. The dating game killer.

Oh, do you know how many women have drank countless bottles of wine talking about this guy? Infinity? A pair. Is that a number? A house. A pair is a thumb. Yes.

So, I was listening to this and they start to, I believe my clip, Stinkers 2, look too. They start talking about this. And for some reason, Jake just derails this whole thing spectacularly, watch this. All right, all right. Yeah, so initially I texted Ryan. I was like, all right, we're gonna do Timothy McVeigh. But as I researched him,

there was only one funny thing that I found out about him okay when he wrote it was yeah he drove to Waco Texas when they set fire to the branch divinity and compound and he was selling anti-government bumper stickers out front can I bring the buzzer good whole of it funny Ted Kaczynski Jake I'm still fucking talking made I was guessing I'm still fucking talking me I was guessing I'm sorry, what did I tell you about the retardation? There's tons of it there wasn't a question the Canadian has a question go I know I know the answer No, there was no I'm just setting up the shot. I like how he did it

I like how he pretended to have an improv button. Can I ring the button? Yeah. Just shut up. And he just derails the whole guy's state. I thought like if you and I did the story, and we found out the Timothy McVeigh, the guy who blew up the Oklahoma City Building, was selling bumper stickers outside of Waco. Yeah.

We would probably make some humor out of that. That would be a fun story. I just got to rail you from that conversation. Right. I start listening to this and I'm going, huh, I didn't know that. And that fucking buzzer. What the fuck does show?

Okay, so I can't get out of their own way. So Jigs from what I could gather has never said anything funny in his life. But they always talk about shows that they're doing. I was just doing the show and the one guy, Ryan's like, oh, this is my act. I'm like, are these open-micres really doing? So I found J. K. has a comedy special on YouTube

from the helium of Philadelphia. So I started watching it. Interesting. And he comes out and he's wearing a flannel shirt and you know, with another shirt underneath it. And his first five minutes are on how he's dressed. He's one of those guys. I know what you're all thinking right now. Five minutes of flannel humor.

Yeah, what do you guys think? You guys think I was just on the show Roseanne, right? I was the daughter. Ha ha ha. It's he didn't open with that. Bad. It's bad. That's that's not a real joke.

I was going to bring it to the show and I'm like, well, there's already enough here. We don't need to rip on this poor guy's stand up. I'm surprised he could stand up. That's put it that way. Well, he said nothing funny. And oh, and here's what's interesting here is he tries to play off this a little bit later. My next clip is him trying to play it off about how he just got confused and isn't just

a complete idiot. I don't buy it. You're taking this, you mean Jacob? No, I just wasn't he stopped there, didn't he? He stopped. he was one of the guys that stopped and like watch wake go happen really I thought yeah, you would have I was a Ruby Ridge T dot J dot Who was McVeigh? I mixed those two up cuz it's game McVeigh. I didn't think he'd bad anything to do with a Ruby I know he was fired up by Ruby. He was right. That was one of the things that set him off Right that wake up the cancellation of you can't do that on television. As a protester, that is. This is going great. Bombers. Carl, that is going to hide my board forever. Would you please hit my Bombers clip because that is going to be going out the creep off board. I don't like

Bombers. I don't like these gentlemen. Yeah, bombers. They are bombers. The Unibomber was pissed about technology and social media. He wasn't concerned about- We go. We go. Why didn't we listen to that guy? Why didn't we just let him blow up a couple of people? And then just listen, I'm team Ted.

Uh-huh. How did you guys feel about it? But- I'm talking about more anti-todd. I didn't realize. All right, so this is the introduction to tonight's stinkers on the show's called little stinkers and that's because oh gosh darn it these serial killers. They share our stinkers All right, yeah, you'll read it here about tonight's stinker Is gentlemen is known as the dating game killer Rodney al-Kalla

We heard of them really yeah, is he bulk a lot brother? is known as the dating game killer Rodney Alcala. We heard of him. Really? Is he? Balka love, brother. Like the 60s? Yeah. 70s, I think. And he's like, he's been on TV.

He has. I feel like I've seen that before. But that's the only thing I know about this guy. Well, then why are you talking? So what? I think I've seen this guy before. Like, shut up. This guy has all the information.

He's going to give it to you. So like, what do you think of the talk? What's the point of that? The thing that they're talking for too. He's talking for too. He's talking for too. He's talking for too. He's talking for too.

He's talking for too. All right, so then then we get into a literal dick mess here in Catast because for whatever reason they're talking about the weird looking dude and how much he weighs. And he's talking about, oh, well, I'll sit on a scale and we can guess, we're looking at a chat the whole time, dude, people are chatting with them.

So then for some reason, this guy, Mike Rainey, is told that he's got to do a dick measuring thing. He's like, yeah, I'll fucking do that. If you want to throw up Mike's dick size in the chalice. Let it fly, maybe inches. Yeah, if you want to do dick sucks, I'll go with it. I'll give you an honest measurement too. Well, I mean, at what?

You're your smallest, that you're biggest, that you're medium. We don't have much blood in the system at that point. I'm talking rock hard. What is summer? Rock hard, we're going rock hard, never. Yes. Who the fuck does a dick measure count this with their flasks in? I've never heard of such things like,

all right, do you have to just jumped up? Or what are we doing here? It's like, well, no one was the full erection. That's when you measure the size of your penis because it really kind of doesn't matter, otherwise. The fuck? Why is this guy so excited about, let's measure your penis in all these different sizes?

Let's find out. I mean, some of us have innings. Right. Negative point two actually is the size of my penis flaccid. I bet that Jake has the biggest dick there and no one will ever know. Including Jake. All right. Well, speaking of Jake, he makes a joke here about because again, this is the dating game killer. So he wants to bring this

into the courtroom and say, what if when he was on trial, he turned that into the dating game. And the only way I know that his bet is done is because he starts laughing at it. He's just like still in dating show mode in the courtroom. Like you're on her. I would get you some cotton candy. Then we go in the fairs wheel on it. Whisper in the year that I was in a play. How long is the special? It's like 50 minutes. Oh, no. I know. It's like a real special. I mean, wasn't a real special.

Right. Right. Obviously, but it's the like the real special for some reason so I'm hopefully he actually sits down and writes the jokes down and then performs them because off the coffee is not good was John Cena there because it could have been a make-o-wish thing. Good job Jacob. I left all 50 minutes. You can't see me because I believe you. All right, so now they're talking about Ted Bundy. This is the kind of stuff that Vinnie gets into. He gets really excited about Ted Bundy talk. The term of how hot of a guy he is, which is what bros do when they get together and just

shoot the shit. First after our penis measuring cuts. Yeah, after we talk about how big we are flaccid. Yeah, we break the ice with the measuring. Yeah, go from there. We're gonna get ready to have hot, but it might be some golfing or. Wasn't Bundy considered hot.

He was, yeah. I don't think he was. Yeah, but I think it's like 70s hot too. It is. It's hard to judge from a different era. You know what I mean? 70s hot like Vic. Ha ha ha ha.

No. Ha ha ha. That's the thing. I've never heard guys sit around and talk about what hot someone is, but not be able to judge it because while he was hot in the 70s, so I'm not sure. I honestly can't tell you who hot guys are not. And I'm not saying to be like, oh, I'm so masculine and not gay.

Like I literally cannot judge other men. It blows my mind when we go, that guy's hot and you go, what? Yeah, I don't understand it. Yeah, I I know I never get it at all. So the fact that these guys are like well, he he might be hot, you know, if I was in 1976, I can see where his hair would be dreamy, but now for some reason, the guy Ryan who's on the show, I guess they consider him hot too. So this is Mike talking about hot Ryan as.

Right, I think that's what I chose. But if you start murdering people right now, you could conceivably be the hottest murder ever. It's not too late. What a weird compliment to pay a friend. You'd be a fucking hot serial killer, you know that? Oh, you. Yeah, you're just saying that.

I'm blushing. I'm blushing over here. So I guess they had Ryan on the show because the host thinks he's hot and he wanted to hit on him because I don't see any of the reason they had this guy on the show, except for the fact that he likes to put the mic

right into his mouth and breathe so heavy. I don't care what they're saying during this clip. Just listen to Ryan breathing into the microphone. Just move the mic away when you're not talking. Ryan immediately gets to a pay phone calls please. Please come pretty quickly but unfortunately during that time the cops get to not do it. They're banging on the door. They see through a window. There's a naked guy in there And it's Ronnie out Cal. He's like, oh, I just got out of the shower and a cop knew something's up So they busted in the door they get in there They look into the kitchen and the kids like on the kitchen floor

She's unconscious like he beat her and he strangled her and he sexually assaulted her as well They're 1960 that's all that her as well. What, yeah, they're shooting here? 1966. Oh, God. I don't know what the year has to do with anything. You did a show that that would be Jacob breathing that heavy. Right, I was gonna say that. If I was just listening to the show, I would be like, oh, the 500 pound guy.

Let's get try to catch his breath. Yeah, if I wasn't watching, I would've thought it was almost sleeping. Yeah, well, right. This is the way you need headphones. Because someone would be like, dude, knock it off. Get the fucking mic out of your nose What are you doing with this it's so obnoxious?

But there is a reason why they had right on it's not just to breathe heavy It's not just the ASMR of fact that he brings the show He talks about some of the great jokes he has in his act because they were talking about Ted Bundy and he's got a zinger When I got into serial killers as a child. Oh my god. I wrote I do a joke about this Like I'm like, I'm like I hate how everybody likes serial killers now. It's like the hipster thing I'm like, but you bring up Ted Bundy. I'm like name his first free victims He's like the cool guy So you know what somebody likes a band that you've loved forever like the fuck out of here

They're wearing the bunty t-shirt. Yeah That's one of these jokes for was act guys for every like, got the fuck out of here. Ted Bundy. They're wearing the Bundy T shirt. Yeah. That's one of his jokes from his act, guys. Do you like Ted Bundy before it was cool? Yeah, but did he have an oversized flannel shirt prop? Well, you wouldn't want to steal from his buddy's act, obviously. You know what, I do that.

How far into the show did you make it, Vinny? Not this far, Carl. Okay, not this far. Because what happens later on is they have a transcript from the dating game that the dating game killer was on. And they hands out the scripts to everyone to then act it out. And this is a disaster. This is terrible.

He's putting a lot of faith in these numb nuts. Is that any of them know how to read number one? Oh Wow good foreshadowing there, buddy Shaking this house Holly was captain to Holly was dating captain tomorrow the dating game and welcome to the dating game and we'll Get right underway. It's time to meet our first three eligible bachelor's Get right underway. It's time to meet our first three eligible bachelor's

All right, so it starts that's how it starts this guy's going. I don't know what the fuck these words are I can't read this Wow, yes, so this guy has to do all the reading and he can't and then it's finally somebody else's turn and this is Jake fucking got his part. Okay, here we go. Okay, Dad. Yeah. Bachelor number one. Yes, what's your best? That's what I got, what's your best? And it goes to Mike.

Time, the best time is the night time. Okay, the only funny thing is that he made the big fat guy be like the hot bachelor rat. I'm a show, which is, that's kind of funny. He's the one reading the questions. But I don't know if the scripts are broken or if he's an idiot, but he just starts reading the sentence. He's like, I don't know, I don't know what I'm going to say.

For some reason, they don't abort this. I would have gone, give me those back. All right, never mind, never mind, forget it. Forget it, even so late. You should have researched this. Yeah, instead, they keep it going. First, you'll receive tennis lessons from expert Naomi Bassa, the famous for the AC everyone, the courts.

Why do I have so many fucking lines? Dude, you're doing good though. You're the host. I know, but like, you guys don't have anymore lines. Sorry, I'm busy murdering. I apologize. Think about it. Would this be interesting to you?

What do you listen to this? The guy who is all the wine just reading a hat, he's opening up the pages going, am I the only one talking on this fucking thing? What are we doing here? Why am I in a practical joker? Is what's going on right now? This is amazing.

It's terrible. By the way, now's a good time to point out how much money they're making on Patreon. Ah, I was just thinking to my head, you're gonna tell these some obscene amount and I'm gonna get angry. It's half of what WOT makes, thank God. Cause I'd be very upset.

That makes you double with the creep off me. Correct. $5,546, they have 1,680 patrons on Patreon for this, for this, for this for this for this This should about w a tc This show is terrible and the fact that they pretend that this bro hang out show is a true crime thing is That's what you're offended by I'm offended by the jokes you're offended by it. Oh, this is a true crime You call this true crime. I'm just saying they're trying to hide a bro podcast. All right. In the most heavy handed way possible. Speaking of bro podcast, you can't have a really

funny bro podcast if there aren't yo mama jokes. You know, that's what I'm sure you can. These guys are real cuffed with each other and you can tell. Rich chef, what kind of candles you got, Mike? They're all made from John's mom's pussy juice. I model. How did you get those? To the world of congeal. Yeah. In this Jesus came way we got it.

There were no laughs. What do you mean? I would love to tell you that I'm just pulling out these selections of times when they bomb and they try to tag each other. It's not funny. Drop the needle anywhere on this show. It's all the way through. you that I'm just pulling out these selections of times when they bomb and they try to tag each other. It's not funny. Drop the needle anywhere on this show.

That's all it says. All the way through, Vanny, you pulled some additional clips. What else do you have from this? Well, I believe this is where Jacob talks about his show and how cool he is doing crowd work. Did you tell me that's how a lady at a show was with the other week? You guessed a woman's weight in the crowd? I'm out.

I'm out. And and she spin for me pink I Later spin and turn around Wait and then I said just how much you made oh my god Jay-pah that's pretty terrible. I don't like bombers I see what you did there. Can I just say, like he picks out a woman in the car, makes her stand up to guess her way. The answer is less than you.

Yes, you fucking idiot. Why would you do that to someone? Let's start to tap your size and then work our way down from there. Who is he picking on? Unbelievable. Unbelievable. He's just hoping if he does a carnival act,

funnel cakes will show up. Yes, and that's why it intrigued me to go, what does his act? Because all I could think of was that kid from the Angry Video Game Nerd show that we reviewed. Oh yeah. And they had that one kid on there who was in the band, but he was like more like the hype guy.

He didn't say your play in Smith. So I'm like, this guy like a hype guy in a band. Hey, baby. I just strapped a key to our thing. Yeah, he's got a rock band guitar. He like a hype guy in a band. Hey, baby. I think he just strapped a key target. Yeah. Yeah. He's got a rock band guitar. He's done it to play a log. That's what I was hoping was going to happen,

but no, the guy actually does stand up, or at least attempts to. He's a sit there comic. Now, what I like about this show is that they don't do the yes and thing that so many other successful shows do. They're like, oh, we're not gonna be boxed in By a Greek with each other and going along with it. Well so far they've been the hell Go ahead because it's so far they've been the know and then let's make up incorrect information. Yes But Ronnie Alcala ran his high school's your book committee

Huh, doesn't it seem like that's popped up before where serial killers are on the your book committee? I can't think of an instance. All right, well, I'll go fuck myself. I will give him credit. That wasn't good opportunity to be like, what the fuck are you talking about? No, that's not a thing that people know about the yearbook committee. The yearbook committee killer next week on Will stinkers. But where's this been all episode of like, no, we talking about right. That's what that's what threw me off.

That's why I pulled that clip because there's so many times I've been like, what, why'd you just say that? Stop talking. Like if the purpose of this is to tell these people the stories and get their reactions to it, tell the stories, stop asking them what they know about it before you fucking tell it to them. And also immediately the guy introduces

who this person is and John over there starts asking questions about it. Specific questions about it. It's like either he's gonna get to it or not. And if he doesn't, he probably doesn't know the answer to it. That's the thing about like these true crime shows where two girls get together and the one girl is like, oh, I got this story.

I have a Wikipedia. The other girl starts asking questions. She's like, I don't know the answer to that. It's not on their Wikipedia page. We get, of course she doesn't. She's an expert in the field. She doesn't have expertise around this. She just read a page on the internet.

I have a degree in criminology and I love wine. I've never heard that though. Yeah, no, exactly. None of them study criminal justice. Exactly, none of their masters degree. This is great because our fearless host sets up this next piece of information with, you're gonna love this.

And when I hear that, I am bending my head a little bit I'm listening in real close like okay. All right you guys are gonna love this from 1964 to 1968 Rodney Alcala attended UCLA he got his bachelor fine arts and film. Oh he was a brilliant. Vinnie you're gonna love this, dude. I went to college, I got a degree in marketing. They're great. I don't know why you thought those guys were gonna love that so much. And that was so great about that.

I gave you the proper response. This serial killer. This serial killer went to college. Oh, did he? Cool. All right, and then it's always good. Do you know what's GPA? No, it wasn't in the Wikipedia.

Yeah, I don't know that at all. It's late school too, yeah. I'm pressing. It's always good to reference a movie from 1993 that no one has ever seen. That's always a good thing to do on a podcast, yeah. You know how I learned about that, like, that trope of arms part of his

was from a cop and a half at the playground scene when everybody's like I'm Devin Butler. I'm Devin Butler and then the real Devin Butler gets away from the bad guys. I remember cop and a half. I don't even know what that is. You need to leave. Are you fucking kidding me? Alright, we'll say this for the chat.

Cop and a half. I'm so glad I'm a patron. We'll say this for the chat Cop it up. What got the cop in a house? So glad I'm a patron I'm looking for a spicy cop in a halftime fucking That was a burt Reynolds movie. I'm pretty sure show up. I just remember in the video store seeing the cover of it That's all I remember I The half a kid. I think so. Yes.

Yeah, it's a buddy flip. It's actually, it's a boat ride all to the quadriplegic. Yeah, oh, yeah, you already know everything there is to know about it. Yeah, it's like twins, but they're cops. Like, okay, yeah, we get it. It's pretty good.

So now they talk about one of the aliases. You know, now that I remember, it was a black kid, you really shouldn't call the half. That's against the rules. There's three fest But I roll today. Oh all right, so now we talk about one of the aliases that the dating game killer had and I don't get the joke on this one guys You have to explain it to me he goes to NYU and he registers as John burger I'm gonna go to joke on this one guys. You have to explain it to me. He goes to NYU and he registers as John burger. Damn. The genius I chew burger.

He's eating a burger on the toilet. Oh, the fuck? It's my hotel check-in name. The fucker rocks. What's wrong with having a last name burger? I don't get it. Well, is that funny guys? Fugger rocks. What's wrong with having a last name burger? I don't get it. Well, I was that funny guys. Because it's dumb.

Dumb name. Really? Because it's a. I like when they said he wouldn't buy John hamburger. Fucking jakes had couldn't have flipped around. Where are the burgers? All right. Well, there's more great burger jokes coming up because he goes to New York and goes on a date with a girl. And they see on her calendar, she had the date circle where she went missing and the name John Burger was written on there.

As like, we're going out on a date. Yeah. Burger date. Yeah. It's burger night. No prize that day. And burger. Lot of shake though.

Burger, I'm not evident. That is. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I'm burger. Let it shake though. Burger on that evident. Dead end. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, I know you're uncomfortable. And you want to fill these bombs with space, but you just gotta let them breathe. These guys are going to do the work for us on this one, guys.

Don't take it. No, yeah, I'm not. Don't take it. I mean, this is uncomfortable in every way. And I get it. $5,000. I mean, this is uncomfortable in every way and I get it. $5,000. There's $5,546. And that's just one of this guy's podcasts.

His other show, which is called Dan Meat, makes even more than that. What? Dan Meat has like 4,000 patrons on their Patreon. That's what he's more like. So this is like an offshoot of another show. Yeah, and I guess Dan Mead started as a blog and then it became a podcast and that's like,

maybe we should review it at some point. I don't know. Well, I'm busy that day. This guy, so I'll tell you what I learned about Mike Rainey. He's a father of three. He had some substance abuse problems. Alcoholism went to rehab for cocaine. Then he got hooked up

prescription pain killers, he's written books about it, his books have not sold very many copies. I mean, this is what he explains, not me. Apparently, they weren't that popular, nobody cares, but then he started the blog, and you know what happens when you start a blog, you become world famous right away. Apparently. That's how that works. So I know, I was shocked by all of this

because I'm watching the show going, all right, well these kids will get tired out and stop doing this at some point. But at some point the hot pockets will be ready. They'll just run off to something else. Exactly. So here's Jake, her friend Jake with another huge bomb. And this is a bomb so bad

that even Mike has to zing him for it, but that Mike can't pull that off. This is ridiculous. And John, even worse, they didn't even charge him for no license plate. Moving violation. Can you believe us? Jake.

Put him in a pair of shorts and he turns in the fucking those an wounds baby but he never completed that thought what about a pair of shorts he turns it to a fact-guided pair of shorts yeah we're my going with this they're not in one so they gotta be at least in six or seven to the potato sacks they're fucking potatoes sacks. This guy looks like he's in a race with another person. They're not winning. He looks like he's in the last place. Holy shit. Alright, so then let's hear our friend Mike bomb miserably with this fucking joke.

He gets out of jail in 1977 He heads back to New York City, baby Big apple. He's gonna take a bite out of it Before it's right Apple, my- No, I'm not a palatrist. I'm a son of a- Oh my god. My god, a lot of tie-ins here.

There's been no laughs! What do you mean, how? No! How was that a tie-in? How was that a tie-in? There was no other bet you would have pulled a trow or anything. She had nothing to do with anything.

Unless she was in a cup and a half, which none of us will know. She wasn't a cup and a half. It's impossible to know. She's a scryze. Oh yeah, so none of this makes any sense to me. I can't figure out this is two hours, by the way. This show goes on for two hours of this.

And there's nobody who says, okay guys, it's gonna track now. All right, we're at the home stretch this show goes on for two hours of this. And there's nobody who says, okay, guys, it's gonna track now. All right, we're at the home stretch. Let's try to figure this one out. No, just rambling nonsense. The worst tags you've ever heard, the worst jokes you've ever heard, nonstop.

Is this time for me to show everyone my summation of the show? Yes, it's perfect time for that. All right. Ah! Yeah. Yes. That's it. That's how the show starts. Yeah. Is this guy farting and then breathing it in and going, whoa, that's how the show starts. Yeah, it's this guy farting and I'm breathing it in and go whoa that guy ride goes a

Very comical reaction. Oh, very great. Oh, yeah, let me suck. Oh that in All right, so maybe we're missing something I get the sense because I so don't understand the show I get the sense it's gonna be come town all over again. You're gonna be like, oh, you don't fucking get it. These guys are hilarious. And I'm waiting for those notes to come in because I wanna know where I messed up. I'd love to know that. Anything else you wanna play from this show?

Fuck no. Many. All right. Well, that case, I think it's time for our. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. All right, and this one starts off with, Adam Thoreau. He introduces a few weeks ago. He's been sending me more notes about it. I need to get into this guy Harris and Young.

Okay. He does this show called Topic Time. And what Adam has done is he put together a show highlight reel and he says this guy has hundreds of episodes, but all of these clips are from just three of them. Okay. This guy also claims to be Sarah Silverman's cousin, which you'll see at the beginning of this. But this is this guy Harrison Young, who does an interview style show, and is not great at it. What's up on the monitor yet? Are you guys familiar with Sarah Silverman, the comedian? I love Sarah Silverman.

He's my cousin. Freaking hilarious. He's my cousin. Freaking hilarious. He's my cousin. No, I don't see anything in the monitor. Ha ha ha. You could do a cop wheel if you wanted to, right? Yeah. I can't see how people can do that.

They had a soul amazing. How somebody can contort their body to just spin around like a shape on a board game, which is pretty much what it is. One day, I was, when I was six years old, I wore my underwear, all my pants, and I said these are my trunks. What did I get laughed at? I don't know. I don't know. That was incredible.

I was born in the Southern American Cinderella. Oh, no, it's the Southern mother. I can't believe you went to the beautiful Cinderella. They must have made you work pretty bad for that, huh? Yeah, but... You have to get him kicked out of school. No, I can't show you what the clouds are either. No, all right.

Are you playing with the fat boys? Yes, I am. Fat boys slim, right? And you look very fit. You like the gym? No. But that's OK. You don't have to be fit. You just got to keep active when you obviously out. You may actually be thinking you're possibly in terms of you know timeline, you may actually be the youngest guest I've ever had on the show even though I did have a five-year-old

on once but she was on a 2013 so that was nine years ago. So you're probably right you know you're really you're really at the low end of the screen. Well, that's fine, I don't mind. I like having young people and old people on making like I said, I can interview anybody. All right, folks, that's what I should talk about. Well, wait, I'm supposed to follow you in the next week.

Take care, bye-bye. Carl, this is the greatest show I've ever seen. Yeah. Yeah. Nice show the preview of the new Pedo Hunt theater coming up too. I'm not curled that way for a personality. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, nice shirt the preview of the new pet Ohon theater coming up to That way for a personality

You see why she's a star of the stage please tell me this one. Can we just immediately just jump into more of that? I could do that all of that left me wanting so much more. I do trust Anna and Thoreau's judgment I he's steered me in the right direction many times and he sent me that one clip We played it. He's been following up with me. I was like, Carol. I don't you're doing here. You're missing out on this thing. He's really tried to push us. And I agree. I'm out of Harrison Young. We definitely need to get all over it. Is it a character? According to him, this is the real deal. It seems like a character. How does it? Wow. I want to be on the show. How do I get on this show? Let's get big right out there. He's got too much personality for this Yeah, I think funny just as he's like

This camera's on Is this gonna be on the internet? Wow All right, I have one more Again from Ed and Thoreau and he says here's a clip from a podcast where this dude uploads all of his open mic comedy sets. Seems right up Vinny's alley. Oh no. Also notice that the name of the episode is open mic since February 2022 and it's over

two hours long. It's literally 20 open mic sets with the same jokes. So he does the same set at every open mic and then he put them all together for a podcast. Honestly, it's good for him to have that so you can watch by looking at the jokes and like go over them. You should not post that for no.

Especially if this is one of your jokes right here. Oh, did you know that if you crossed your eyes and dog your teeth, it's really hard to read what you wrote Yes Correct That's what's up That was his closer I'm blushing for him. What bothers me the most he's gonna make a Facebook post about how he killed the night. Oh, of course. Yes Wow, did he just say goodbye and that everyone started clapping?

That's not good. That's like the crowd doesn't even feel bad for you. They're just like leave Was that a bad joke or were you not paying attention? They're still booing the guy before me when I was on stage They did do backers before me when I was on stage. That was it. Yeah, right exactly. They were saying, do bakers, be for me when I was supposed to do with that. Of course I'm gonna bomb. They were saying boo earns. I was saying boo earns.

Oh man. All right. So this guy, Mitch Rositar, sent in a couple of parody songs. I spelled that wrong. Yeah, right. And these are fantastic. It starts with, you guys know the real big fish song, Salau?

Hell yeah. All right. This is for Chad Zubak. This is our footage of the comedy store. I'm gonna open Forge and Brewer. Causes my stand up fucking sucks. Tell you I'm cool, but you don't believe it. Please clap. Fuck you I'm cool. Fuck you don't believe it. Please clap.

Fuck you. Yeah, please clap. For me, you guys. I'm up here telling jokes to a crowd of seven people and my career has Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh man, but I can't tell a joke to save my life. Wow, that's great. Please clap. That's a great chorus right there. Wow, great job. I was gonna say this for later, but fuck it. Let's do this right now.

We'll do it live. It's time to mock. Zoom mock. All right, Chad Zoomock put out a podcast right before we all went to Orlando. and he has a meltdown on it. I'm not going to review that podcast right now. I'm going to save this for a bonus show. But I just want to play a couple of clips from the very beginning to give you a sense of what the sounds like. He's talking to his buddy on here.

And when I talk about I was cool in high school, I was cool when it mattered. When you were young and impressional, I'm in my Ford. I'm almost 50 years old. You think I want to be cool now? Do you think I want to hang out with Anthony Cumia, Chrissy Mayor and Gino Alex Stein and Carl from who are these podcasts in Orlando? Do you think I really want that the cool crowd? How cool is that green room? Who's hanging out in that green room?

Who's in that green room? Oh, dude, I feel fucking cool right now. That's the cool crowd. How cool is that green room? Who's hanging out in that green room? Who's in that green room all the, dude, I feel fucking cool right now. That's not cool. Well, I'm convinced. I would like to point out that he is absolutely correct. And the fact that he does want to is what's so cool. Yeah.

It's hard to say I don't care about these people and then dedicate an entire show to them or shows, multiple shows about them. kind of doesn't give you a lot of Credibility all right here's here's one more fun clip on here And I want to show it out to Jackie Marlow who sent me all the time Sanctus like car on every part of the show. It's clipability sent me tons of time stands for this listen I said it before I've been around cool people. I've done cool things.

I've done, I know bullshit. I'm calling out bullshit on both sides. And it's not serving me well. Am I making money? No. Oh, good job, Chad. Oh, no. He's got a little thing called Tiggerty.

How's that going for you, asshole? I love he's making nobody. He's a total loser. And he's sitting there going, yeah, but I'm doing it the right way. Okay. If you say so, Chad, I have another song parody. Again, Mitch Rosatire. He was feeling it this week. Kevin does a podcast. Kevin's gonna make fun of me

Kevin's gonna steal all the clips from beer on the balcony when you just not have the express written consent I'm still reading on show news so Kevin's got big friends like Chrissy mayor and sugar Lee And let's not forget that pop face criminal underneath Karen is a devil I'm afraid of the devilers I'm afraid of the trollslers. I'm afraid of the trolls. All because of that cabin. I'm afraid of quits.

I'm afraid of the gamblers. I'm afraid of the trolls. All because of that cabin. I'm afraid I'll quit. Where is I want to side him to a recording contract. This young man has got to tell it. Well done, sir. And it's hilarious. Wow. But he's gone though. Stuttering John. Yeah. He'll be back. It's no John November. No John November, that's fine. We have other things to talk about, like. Don't tell me you don't like my show.

Yeah! Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go on the go oncups because he starts on the show. He left a comment on the latest episode of Tiger Belly. Now of course Tiger Belly is the show with Bobby Lee and Kalala. He's a big fan, right?

He's a big fan of that show. So he left a comment. I'll start with by just him talking about the comment that he left. Because I had recently commented on a Bobby Lee Tiger Belly episode. I was basically commenting saying that it's only a matter of time before Kalilah starts reading us her horoscope or showing some sort of tarot cards, right? And of course, I'm making a joke to the point of, hey, she's coming off really spiritual now. Now they're her and Bobby are together. She's coming off real spiritual. So Patty Seacups and his mind. Are you familiar with Tiger Belly at all? Yeah. Okay. Very big show. Yeah. Bobby, Lee, Kaliwa, they've been in the news a lot because of the Brendan Shob thing and now they're getting, they're separated, I guess. And so people

should on Kaliile quite a bit. And so Patrick Michael's like, I'll shoot on her too, because I'll be part of the club. You're not gonna be down with that. He wants to be one of the cool kids. He thought he was gonna be safe with that one. Well, turns out he was wrong. At least under my impression

and everything that I've read and understand is nobody's on Klaile's team. But as far as these fucking six commenters are concerned, boy, oh boy, they like her a lot. They're gonna defend her. All right. So he had people respond to his comment on YouTube. I'm telling you this is fire up the microphones, Patrick. Yeah, he is fired up. The internet is not for him. No, he gets so fired up.

Six comments. It was a land side of comments. Oh God. And one of the guys said something that really Erks him on this one, but the comments that I get Don't directly relate to what I say in the comment. It's like oh, you're mad because I posted this comment about somebody that you enjoy So you're gonna go look at my channel and try to trash what I do. Like no of course not. Of course my 60 second reviews do not compare in any way to what Tiger Belly is. Okay, is that my goal? Am I trying to do 60 second reviews to be the about Tiger Belly, other people clicked on the link and went, the fuck is this, this guy's reviewing Red Bull? And he thinks, he thinks he called on Koala?

Like dude, what are you talking about? You know, this is why anytime he gets anyone looking at anything he does, he freaks out and changes it. You know that, right? That is true. That is true. I mean, one guy literally had to say, say man they came for your head in these comments like there's four people what he's what he came from my head how and i also said that i believe that these are the same people that also enjoyed

collilo on the bad friends episode uh... gross uh... he's got a point there. It's pretty. He's got back. If anybody knows how to go for the head, it's much good Patrick guys. Yeah, that was a thing that really threw him off.

They came for your head. He's like, what? What do you mean? He's all fired up on this one. He uses into this show as like those weird girls are into the bachelor. Yes. Yeah, he's following. He watches it for the interpersonal

relationships that are happening that aren't even part of the show. Like he's that into it. When I think of Bobby Leigh, it's not what. That's not your thing. You don't care about that part of it. So this is great because Patty Seacups, who's coming out of YouTube thread for a show, determines that the other people are the losers I love this guy you know what and maybe this is the same thing with Stuttering John We distance ourselves for a bit and he's after right back into form You know you get too involved in something you kind of change what happens? They say with the Lord closes the door

You know, you get too involved in something, you kind of change what happens. They say when the Lord closes the door. Yeah. He starts a podcast, then they open the window. It's scientifically proven. Outside of it. It's scientifically proven that if you observe something, you can actually affect the outcome of it.

Yeah. It's also proven that I fucked with John to the point where he's a disaster. So maybe we keep our distance for a minute. He'll snap back and we'll have a little Resurgence I'm with you on that. Yeah, that'd be good because you know what's gonna happen next There's gonna be a million Patrick Michael shows coming out Because

Just gonna all these people are sorry for Patrick Michael now Kind of Mexican wrestling mask fucking Patrick Michael's I got a Mexican wrestling mask fucking Patrick Michael's and it oh Please whoever that dude please get out the Patrick Michael trade. I love that guy He will lose Patrick Michael and lose his fucking mind if you saw that honestly That would be five shows in a row that he put out. Oh, what are you fucking Mexican wrestler now? As I said, I can't even do a Patrick you're gonna come at me. Loot your door wrestler now, as I thought you could even do a magic. You're gonna come at me, luchador.

Luchadorc. You could be a hurricane, Rhonda. All right. Is that what you're gonna do? Let's talk about lazy, these other posters, Iar. And I'm not wrong. That's the thing that's funny about it. I'm not wrong, but the comments guys were very funny.

Not in the sense that they actually contain jokes, but they were funny in the sense of like, what the fuck is, what are you talking about? So many people just type the first thing they can think of and that's just lazy work because you have all the time so he's determined his head guys could have zined him harder than they did they just didn't put enough time into it yeah you call that coming from my head but I mean better by the way should be talking about anyone about how much time they put in something they put on the internet. This is the guy who puts a zero effort into anything

he does and is proud of it. Kyle, do we know how many shows he's doing right now? Is it possible that he's doing shows that we don't even know? Oh, yeah, that's usually the case, yeah. He's always doing shows that are undiscoverable. Does he not have like one website

where you can see him all together? No. When you in saves heart, he doesn't want you to find him. Okay, I hope you never hear it. Cros is usually on this shit. Yes, Cros is usually on top of this. I just happen to be on the shitter today,

popped up free water and I'm like, whoa, this is insane. This is great stuff. So this is patty explaining that the guys joked to him was wrong and attacking the Cality. Which is always a good way. It always comes back. This is a big sense, sir.

Like the one guy tried to say something about my hat. I'm wearing some crazy fedora. He called it a Lucky Charm fedora. And I'm like, first of all, the Lucky Charms guy doesn't wear a fedora. Never has. I think it might be some sort of a bonnet if anything certainly not a fedora. He's not darkwing duck, right? And when I'm wearing also not a fedora roasted First of all sir Carl this is like when somebody yells at a Miami Dolphin's fan squish the fish like dirt mammals

I'm a big elephant fan, squished the fish, like, dirt mammals! The mammals! Yeah! Jokes on you, asshole dummy! Holy shit, Pat! Oh, he is the gift that keeps on giving Patrick Michael. So he has to correct the guy. So what I was wearing is called a trilby.

So of course, those are the only things I tell this guy. I'm like, hey man, because he also said me reviewing this He was a second guy to make fun of me reviewing Red Bull On 60 second reviews and guess what dude good good that you can do that So these people found this video and started goofing out You're just gonna drive people over there and I'm gonna win them over Yeah Keep talking about me asshole. I gonna win him over. Yeah. That's a good two-mark defense. Keep talking about me, asshole.

I'll win them over. Wow. So I'm listening to this and I'm thinking, oh my god, Patti got someone to reply to him. He must have responded seven times. I found the thread and I found his pose and it was six. I was so close. Patti had to respond to these people six fucking times.

I wonder if I can zoom in on this and actually see what I'm looking at. Yeah, I can't. Cool. All right. So I actually found this underneath the episode of Tiger Bell. This is from YouTube.

Bad brain studios writes, it's only a matter of time before Kaliola starts talking about her horoscope and reading tarot cards. Whoa. All right. Sto-Tiana says, and that already sets them off a little bit, but then 80s model says, says the guy with tons of terrible videos on his own channel,

Red Bull Reviews, riveting content laughed my ass off. Oh, I'm spiting words right there. Oh, she doesn't know. Yup, and then Serena Del Mar says, I look forward to it. So I guess this person's into tarot card reading, fair enough. And then Lucas Ware person's into tarot card reading, fair enough. And then Lucas Ware responds to 80s model and says, does this dude in a lucky charm for Dora doing Red Bull

reviews on his channel, trying to judge other people's content, that's fucking hilarious. Yup. Well, actually, well, that fucking hilarious. There's a couple of typos in this, which we'll get to. And then Quentin Garvin says, low, these comments came for your hat. Okay, so these are all the things that he's been covering.

He's so fired up by this. So now, here comes Patty, see how he's seen us with his fire in back. His comeback. To the body, to the body. So Lucas Ware, who watched that video, he writes back to him and says, thanks for watching.

That's a good, that's a good singer. Then he writes back to him and says thanks for watching. That's a good, that's a good singer. Then he writes back to Lucas Wary, he thinks about it for a second, he goes, it's Lucky Charms, not Lucky Charmed, and he doesn't wear a fedora and trying, and trying saying that's fucking hilarious. The fucking part will sound tougher, because he wrote that fucking hilarious. So he's correcting his grammar, which is always a good comeback on social media as you guys know. Then he writes back to Quentin Garvin and says, these are the same people that thought Koila on bad friends was quality.

Because Patrick and Patrick and Michael's mind is like, everyone agrees that she had a bad appearance on that show. So I'm going to zing them by saying, oh yeah, I bet you think she did a good job on bad friends. Okay, okay. Yeah, got you there So then he writes This is great. This is to nobody in particular and the hat I'm wearing is called a trilby but cool joke Way to correct them. You know that he leaned back at his chair and crosses our Oh, yeah, yeah, and then my favorite comment he goes

and crosses our And then my favorite comment he goes Y'all are too serious to be in the comments of a comedy podcast Says the guy who's correcting people's grammar at the type of hat he's wearing in a video Oh, where are the ones who are too serious? Okay, you know when he's did the Trilby line. He's like picturing the gother guy and the other side of the keyboard the other Sunday keyboard road. Oh no! You got him! I'm like Google and damn it!

It's coming! Yeah! Fucking amazing. So then he writes back, this is his last comment on here, to 80's model. Your comment doesn't even make sense. Yes, the guy who makes dumb content thinks it's only a matter of time

before Koala does dumb content. You must have some real issues, huh? You got some real problems there. You're real whack job. So now we're going to get a glimpse inside of what's actually going on in Patrick Michaels, what in his world? What he's doing when he's reading these comments, people going, okay, well, your video sucked, too, dude, you know, cares what you think. He starts clicking on everybody's names and tries to find their content.

He's like, oh, you're going to tear me down down. I'm gonna tear you down. Problem is, these assholes aren't YouTubers. And yes, it doesn't make any sense that I'm not of, okay, let's go back. Let's retract because the guy also said, so another commenter said something, I think his name is like 80s model. That's his YouTube handle. Also dumb as fuck. Just also a fake account. Also proof that that you're just trolling at least when I'm leaving the comments It's from a channel that actually has content therefore you bitches can pick and pick and choose things to make fun of You don't have that option because you scared If you weren't scared you would comment straight from your channel that has your creative shit on it, but you scared no that's straight from your channel that has your creative shit on it, but you're scared. No, Patrick, not everybody thinks they're a YouTuber.

Some people just watch videos out there, you still have to count with Google. Wow. Patrick, it's your scared? Not your scared. Thank you very much. Yeah, to get traction with you are. Yeah. Okay. Good point, Brian.

I'm glad you came today. Yeah, and I want to went over all our heads. So this fucking asshole is going, he thinks they have two separate accounts created. One is to goof on Patrick Michael where he can't find out who their true identity is. And the other one is where they put up their shitty content in order to protect themselves

from guys like Patrick Michael who will crush them. I hope that like 80s model is Joe Rogan. And that's like his side. I hope that like 80s model is Joe Rogan. And I just took his side off. All right, so this is, Patty is fired up here. But the reason I bring this up is because it just happened and I was, you know, responding to these guys,

I only responded because the one guy said that they came from my head. No, no, no, no, no. Cupcake, they don't come from my head. No, no, no. They don't come from my head for free and get away with it Okay, there will be consequences. There will be blood All right, I'm not afraid of it

So that's a really Got him upset. You're locked in here with me. Yeah, wow. He's insane That's the most crazy thing I've ever heard about a YouTube comment. Have you ever had something that will be blunt? Have you ever had someone comment on a post you put out and then you immediately had to put a podcast out about it? You will believe what Amy's model said to me.

I'm coming for you, Amy's model. She's doing wrestling promo. Amy's model likes to hide in the back, brother. Looks to hide behind fake names. Well, let me tell you something, dude. Patrick Michaels, comment down the aisle. And I'm comment down. And I'm gonna drop the leg across your Skrag at nothing.

Yeah, well, it would be as finished as he's moving. Oh, no! You do not know what you have gotten me yourself into. I know I can get some wrestling here. All right. It's not a fun day with the bride if he doesn't do Paul Barrett. That's right.

So now we're gonna talk about why Patrick Michael doesn't do good content on YouTube. Cause he admits that this is a. Let's find out. This isn't great. You have no idea of the capabilities okay. Like I said and I'll still continue to say this is 60% you don't want to see 100% I put in 60% when I'm doing it for free motherfucker

don't make me do 100% then I will start actually doing proper research. Don't threaten me with research. I'm going to get my good headphones. I'm going to plug in multiple microphones for no reason. Dude, I want this guy's mentality. I don't make any money on Patreon to put 100% into it. I'm just putting 60% into it. Now eventually, if you guys will pay me, then I'll put out a good product, but not until that I will not do any of that

But do you realize what he said is I'm only gonna give you 60% because six people made a comment? YouTube video that's from the math came from are we analyzing how psychotic this is? Well it keeps going but most these fucking idiots they have no picture They have no content, but they've been on YouTube for six years And you're like no dude. Yeah, I'll quit then I guess what the fuck are you talking like who do they think they are? I Mean I pretty much end every one of these responses with sit-down or lay down bro You're not like don't stand up

You're the last person that should be raising their hand in this classroom. I promise you The classroom is the world, okay? Keep your fucking hand down. You've got nothing to add You're gonna come at me haven't you heard me read ghost stories? You're gonna come at me Fuck your fight me. You're sponsored an argument to lay down Alright, it's gonna take an app. I think yeah, I print them You respond to the argument to lay down. Lay down, asshole. All right. It's going to take a nap, I think. Yeah, I print out.

Sure. OK. When I'm done with you, you'll need a siesta. All right. Sounds pretty good. I thought I was trying to not drink it before. Newed anyway. That works out, actually.

Is that what you think a siesta is? When you pass out, you have 230? I think so. Three margaritas, that's what they mean, to you. Okay. That's a try. Barthapes, one CS star.

That's a good one. All right, so this is where you can see he's visibly irked by this. But the guy who said the thing, I mean, the two guys that reference the fucking reviewing Red Bull and Somehow that shouldn't allow me to review anything else. It's like bitch. I'm a human fucking being I get to review whatever the fuck I want always

That's part of being a human having your own opinions making your own choices and decisions fuck boy Go lay down in your dog bed. Whoa Fight towards coming out. I read you this exchange. No one was that upset. You know, I got to hand it to him though, because it's really tough to get you an argument with him, because it just says things where you're just like, what are you talking about?

Yeah. Go lay down in the dog bed. I don't even respond to that. Yeah, could you imagine this face to face? You just be laughing your ass up. Trilby motherfucker. Ha ha ha ha ha. OK. Oh, wait down. You're feda. Trilby motherfucker. Okay. Oh, wait down. You're fedorable.

Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous. And I read to you this chat and I'm looking at it again. There's not even any capital letters. It's not like it's an all-cab, like a fucker selfie. I've seen angry comments before. These are not angry at all. Oh my god.

There's no reason for me to get that upset. But I produce a press. I've seen Aigree comments before these are not Aigree. Oh my god. There's no reason for me to get that upset But I produce a crest. Yeah, you will not be shocked by the exciting conclusion of this by the segment was like 12 minutes This is the exciting conclusion of it. Okay, for anybody who's a real fan of what I do You already know how it goes just fight me dude. Just fight me dude. Wow. You got it. Yeah. Oh, no, sorry Oh, I thought you had the fuck me or fight me, dude. Wow, you got it. Yeah. Oh, no, sorry, sorry. Oh, I thought you had the fuck me or fight me drop It's in my notes now. Yeah, I don't know how I don't have that to be to be honest with you. I should probably should all right I have it on my board. So now

Patti decides to explain He has a method to his madness now like Brian We were just talking about the fact that he could be doing shows right now. We wouldn't even know where they are, what they are. He doesn't have a centralized web page that links to those things or tells you what's going on. But before that, if you guys really want to see me dedicate myself to some weird shit,

you can do that by joining the Patreon, patreon.com slash pod culture. Because really, I have no incentive. I don't make enough over there to sit here and do this shit legitimately and care about these other people's opinions of what I do. Right? If you were, if this was a thing I was dedicated to, I wouldn't constantly change the name, the music, delete from social media. You see what I'm saying? I just do this because it's fun. And you guys already know,

there's lots of times where it's not fun. So, Patty Seacups does not want us hearing his show. He's doing this all for himself, that's why he makes it impossible to find these shows, and he puts no effort into it, because he wants to get paid for a bad product and then he'll make a good product eventually because that's how that works.

As like someone with a marketing degree, is this your Lex Luthor? Dude, I'm just, dude, you're doing this wrong! You're doing this so wrong! It's not like Kodak came out with a shit camera and just like, all right, if you guys buy these shit things,

we'll figure it out eventually. So how that works. Is that what Tesla did? That is what Tesla did. They got a government grant though. So now we get into Halloween talk. And Patty has this whole rant about adults who dress up for Halloween,

most of which I agreed with. If I be a goddess, I've got a big dress up for Halloween. Broken clocks, man, broken clocks. Well, there's a lot of things. By the way, Patrick Michael, and it's refreshing to listen to him as opposed to, like, Setterie John, because Patrick Michael's a dumb idiot,

but there are things that he says, and it's like, all right, that's fun. I can go on with that. He definitely tries to make a point and every now and again. Every now and again, he stumbles onto one. Yeah, I mean, John just fucking blathers. This is nice.

Yes, it is. It's refreshing. So, now he're gonna talk about Adults dressing up and he gets a little confused about this one. And don't try to lie to us and say that you're doing it because you just love Halloween so much It's the only time of year you get to truly be yourself. You're dressing up like Pippi Longstocking. You're not her Because she's not real. Is she real? I don't know Maybe I think she might actually be real. There's she might be it might be based off of a real character sort of like the Wendy's chick It's like a real went right That's classic petty it's so great immediately is like oh shit. Am I wrong about that?

Maybe I'm wrong about that. I mean what a fucking pulp hippie long Sure with different century. I mean, you know, you're not, you're just like Spider-Man, you're not Spider-Man, Spider-Man, it's not real. It's easy, it's a second. Right, and it's finished. Pippy longsack, you just like, wait a second. What's, is that a real person?

No, the cat in the hat is real. Pippy longsack, he's a fictional character. Fanny, that's, And it's like, can you go to a Halloween party? You're gonna see seven pippy longsack. Everyone's pippy longsack. Oh my god, we should have coordinated that. Everyone's Pippi logs, I mean, we should coordinate. I had to do a damn it, not again.

But let's remember why he does this show, what type of show, what type of genre this is. Making jokes here, folks. It is a comedy podcast, but it is sort of, you know, a self-bettering podcast. Oh, it's also a self-bettering podcast. Good, because I was planning on self-betbattering today. I'm not gonna lie to you I wouldn't call it self-battering as much as I would call it a cautionary tale

Why do I feel so much worse? You're not bettering from it. I don't feel better at all. All right, so this is a hot take right here Because daddy starts talking about people who put up Halloween decorations on their houses They get really excited about Halloween So I think if you're gonna decorate your house with Halloween decorations You should have to give out candy. Otherwise you look like a creepy fucking idiot Oh, you just have these skeletons and shit so you like Halloween enough, but not enough to give candy out the soul and shit so you like Halloween enough but not enough to give candy out the sole

Basis of the fucking holiday you're not cool with that part But you will decorate your house like you're fucking you know the witch from Hansel and Gretel Is this a thing do people decorate their house and they cut down at Halloween night? I don't think so ever happened It's never happened once people like Halloween love handing out candy right the fuck who is specifically the witch from Hansel and Yeah, this is Hansel and Gretel which you know This is not one of the other kinds of witches I was very confused by that very angry people don't hang out candy at home It sounded very personal like he was caught with his empty pillow case like very personal like he was caught with his empty pillowcase like fuck with this hell man yeah I'm gonna die yeah I'm gonna die in his fucking stupid pippy logs yeah cuz he's a

ginger thought it was ironic people that discord are asking Patrick Michaels real yeah I think is a fictional character at this point I'm not even sure I have one more clip from this podcast of free water that is the the latest episode he's put out so he's uh he owes us one or two at this point but he ends it with just one more joke that's what I like about him you always want to end with a zinger it almost makes you feel bad for the people that are giving candy you're like I wouldn't give them other fucker a piece of nothing maybe a piece of my mind, right? That was an easy joke, guys. You get it.

That's what we do here. It's free water. 60% of the thing. We'll be back. Well done. By the way, the we'll be back. He has these sections of the show. He's like, all right, more on this later.

He brings up whatever nonsense is going on. And he brings it back. All right, we're back. Well, what are you doing? He's doing a show. It's so cute. It's so fun. The way that he does that. All right. Now, you probably think, Vinny, because you're an idiot, that I didn't bring any more content for us to talk about today, but you would be wrong. You know, it's

no different than, you know, producer. I go to crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. Tom Myers just put out a recent episode. I get so fucking happy and that you dragged me back down to this. I was like, oh, it was so great refreshing to your Patrick Michael. And now I'm going to gargle glass. Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. Now what Tom Myers did Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. Now what Tom Myers did is he put out an hour long episode before the midterm elections. Him and his buddies are gonna get together, they're gonna talk politics, and only the way the Tom Myers can intelligently.

Really understanding and grasping the full picture. And not just talking about it from one side, not just like a one side of conversation. We're talking points from a single news source, not like that. Does he have a celebrity panel like Jeff Hyson and Abby Malo? Yes, they're both there. Great. I promise you that. What I did was I took the entire opening monologue, it's three minutes and 17 seconds, stop me at any time. Hello, welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. Thank you. I've done. No, no, when I say something anytime, what I mean is, you got to listen to a punch lighter too. And then we can, we can discuss from there. Oh, that'll take more than three

minutes. That's true. The night Donald Trump's request to review a lower court's ruling, barring a special master. Let me start this over because listen to the setup of this joke. Get out your stopwatches, everybody. Hello, welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. The Supreme Court denied Donald Trump's request to review a lower court's ruling, barring a special master to look at the document seized at Mar-a-Lago.

This is the same special master who refused to do exactly what Trump wanted. Now they ruled Lindsey Graham has to testify as to what he knew about efforts to overturn the 2020 election in Georgia. You have to feel sorry for Trump's legal team. It's a living hell. It must be like being Jamal Kashoggi as you're being cut apart by the bone saw and the perpetrator doesn't realize that you aren't quite dead 40 seconds That's all that was only 40 seconds. It sounds like you're fucking with me. It's like Abe Simpson talking So coldly sure that I tried it out into my belt because that was the best Shit what best thing to do for your first joke to make sure it's 40 seconds before you to a punch the punch line

Was the man who was hacked to death by the Saudi got by the Saudis? Yeah, okay. Yeah, it's like being that guy If you were so getting your body hacked out, but you weren't dead yet. You think that's bad That's bad. That's bad. Wow. All right, let's actually I do. I think it's quite bad. Yeah, actually. During the Pennsylvania Senate debate, Republican candidate

Dr. Mehmet Oz said that decisions on a woman's health care should be made by a woman, her doctor, and a local elected official. Keeping that in mind and considering that I live in a Republican county, I can think of a number of my local elected officials who I want to clean up after my next colonoscopy. Ted Cruz was boo- Oh, what?

I think what he's saying is these Republicans could eat shit. Oh, I guess. I don't know. How fucking messing with this colon? I know. Clean up after a colon. As me like the whole point is just to eat food for a day and you kind of like get your system. I mean, is this guy ever seen asked about the videos? There's ways to clean this shit out. I'm guessing yes. I'll be watching what right now.

Ted Cruz was booed by Yankee fans while watching the Houston Astros when the American League championship and go to the World Series. Another reason I hate Ted Cruz, he makes me cheer for Yankee's fans. What do you cheer for fans? Nobody does. Nobody ever has ever cheered for fans. Yeah, no, it's, uh, technicality. It's almost like it's a bad joke.

I don't know. Yeah, it's almost like it doesn't make any sense. And therefore it's not funny. Florida Congressman Matt Gates has been traveling around the country attending fundraisers. I have a lot of questions for any candidate who thinks it's a good idea to have Matt Gates at your fundraiser. The number one question being, how young did his date look? Like I wouldn't invite Matt Gates anywhere.

I wouldn't invite anyone who would get a young girl into a swimming pool, expose himself and try to convince her he's going to turn it into a pool noodle. My district's congressman Andy Harris complained about the price of. He knew not to stop. All right, let's just keep out. Let's keep our truck it out. That was really weird. Yeah, let's keep on trucking out that one. I'll do that one. That was really weird.

Like, that was weird. Meccates. Yeah. Nobody would invite meccates, because he'd bring the young girls. No, we wouldn't invite them. Yeah, right. I know.

Oh, God, 18 year old hot chicks. Oh, no, not at this party. Please, no. You're bringing multiple girls, Jesus. Not that kind of party. Get out of here. Yee-gee-dee. Yeah. girls, Jesus. Scott. That kind of party. Get out of here. Yee-gee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee noodle. My district's congressman Andy Harris complained about the price of Halloween candy going up as opposed to last year. Yes, but that means cases of diabetes will go down. See? Depending on

your perspective, we're actually doing great. Is that a joke? Man, it's not even a joke. What the fuck goes through Jeff Haleeson's mind? Do you think that this is Jeff trying to be supportive or does he find this funny? He doesn't find it funny. Every laugh is uncomfortable. There's never a real laugh on this show. Well, there actually is one though. I'll get to you later. If I did your show all the time. And everything was so awful that I had to go,

Ha, Ha, Ha, Carl, good, yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't be on your show a lot. Like I would be there once. This guy comes back all the fucking dies. I just pay no options. No Jeff I said, no options. Like it's not like he has other things he could do. No, that's very true.

But I'm just saying what's going in his brain? Does he go, oh good try Tom. Is that what do you think, these people are idiots okay fair enough these people are all more hot I just think he's got to stop eventually he's got to pop eventually I'm I'm just searching for the fucking rational and irrational alright so there's a weird thing where when you agree with someone politically and your life is all about politics you'll put up with a lot of shit look at Tony Tony Michaels, look at Hell Sparks, look

at Noel Caseler. What are they all doing? I mean, there's the list goes out of that. Richard O'Jetta, all of these guys who go on the Howard Stern show, Glenn Kirschner, they go on the Howard, or the Howard Stern, they go on the Southern John show, and it's torturous for everyone, but they're like, yeah, but he's rooting for Democrats. So here we are. Let's keep doing it. By the way, I wanted to say this to you. I'm really glad you just chewed

horned Howard Stern into this. Yeah, you really should do a Howard Stern segment every week. That shows horrific. Well, you know, it's funny. I usually have a hard time clipping Howard Stern because it's so monotonous. It's so boring, nothing happens.

It's literally two, seven year olds having a conversation that you could have over the phone with each other. It's so boring, nothing happens. It's literally two, seven-year-olds having a conversation that you could have over the phone with each other. It's just how it would and rob. Who would sit out there? That's exactly what it is. Yeah, exactly. I'd assume call together and Howard's still doing that. I visited my mom and she said this and then, hey, you know, I did it and I did the mom thing.

Which is all well and good, but it's impossible to clip. I was doing the gayest case stop you've ever heard. That was very easy to clip. You know, and that what's great about it is like if you listen to that channel, you turn it out into off time. It's like, hey, we have listeners leaving voice about how great it is and how we're doing impression of this bomb today. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's fake. It has. Oh, really? Yeah, I think so, man. So pull down the turt and try to be like this. Dude, honestly, the only reason why I'm not yes-ending you is because I spend more time with Howard Stern shows than any other podcast.

I could go an hour with not a single thing to clip. That's amazing. It's amazing. It's just like nothing happened an hour went by and nothing's happened. He's still that feeling the time on the radio. Well, he never used to be that guy. He's become that guy.

He talks slowly, puts a lot of spaces in between sentences, and there's nothing to say. All right, we'll never mind then. Rob, don't then. Robyn, we got food delivered last night, Robyn. And I put the spaghetti on the side, Robyn. I don't need the spaghetti. I'd say put the spaghetti on the side.. I don't need the spaghetti. I say put this spaghetti on the side

I'll have the eggplant. Oh Howard I mean that's literally the fucking show it's insane You know, you know, I asked I had a deeper thought about that to the other day listening to this episode I'm so sorry to throw this in here, but I do not want to talk my fucking top buyers Do you think the reason they got rid of the news segment? I came up with the theory here. Oh, please. It's because Howard's disdain for podcasts and how podcasts really were trying to like

steal his show and trying to do their version of it so they all had to news person. They all did that. Everybody did jokes on the news that he was just like, that's hack now Rob and I'm going to get by my personality. You could be right. It wouldn't make sense because that's what radio shows work too. Yeah. And he was stealing from that or not stealing but everyone's doing topical news.

That's what radio is. It's today. It's today's news. What's going on? That's the whole point of the radio because as soon as it's Thursday Monday, no one gives a shit about it anymore. Are you still working the newspaper business? Same thing.

It's like the newspaper is good for 24 hours and then no one gets a shit about anymore. He's still working the newspaper business. Same thing. It's like the newspaper is good for 24 hours and then no one gets a fuck about it ever again. And so I don't know if that's like a, he doesn't like podcasts that do that. I think that Robbins just out of it. If he's just actually- I don't wanna work anymore. Said to the day of 80 people working there,

no one can pull new stories. They always pull new stories. It's just wanna read them, I think. I don't know. It doesn't make any sense to me. That was the best part of the show. We all agree. That was the best part the news Agreed. All right moving on fucking back to fucking The best part of the show The New York Post

Announced that it was hacked they could tell when their stories started printing the truth All right, so that gets a laugh because it obviously is a joke. Well, it's what they want to hear. Right. The near post is always lying. Yeah, I know, right? Times like got to put that in the store for the best of. I know, but that joke was under 70 seconds. That's true. That's true. Yes. I'll give him a plus. Quick set up a punchline. Yes. Trump supporting author Nick Adams said that if he was an NFL coach, then his playbook would be the Bible. I would look forward to watching him and his team get stoned at death for working on Sundays. Bonus points. If the team that Nick's Adam's coaches is the Pittsburgh Steelers, conservative activist Alex Stein was spat on by a whole lot of seconds.

That's just because he doesn't like the Steelers. He's a Ravens fan, right? Yeah, so you just have to throw that in there. Bonus points, because I don't like the Steelers. It's good. It's good fun. It's good, good humor. All right, here comes the Alex Stein joke that our friend Cardiff found for us,

and we've played who said it with Alex Stein this that our friend Cardiff found for us and we played who said it with Alex Stein this the other day. Conservative activist Alex Stein was spat on by a female protester during a visit to Penn State. It's the first time any woman has willingly give Alex Stein any fluids. Oh. I kind of respect Cardiff for finding that. Oh yeah, me too.

But I also feel that whatever, however, Carter became whatever the fuck Carter is, was probably in like a terrible time I was listening to an accident. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's like it was always something fucking happened in the lab and there was a terrible accident that all of a sudden I'm alive. Yeah, some of them become superheroes other become monsters unfortunately for Cardiff Somewhere in the middle. Yeah, yeah, that joke. I mean we already talked about this I don't have to talk about it again But that joke is so nonsensical

Women wanted to give Alex time their fluids He knows that Conservatives get girls too, right? And you also know the men try to give women their fluids. Correct. You fucking say too, like he gets girls too. Oh, Tom Irish is not get girls. And there's a lot of evidence of that in this show that I listen to that we'll get it to.

But yes, that doesn't make any fucking sense. That's his way. Even Jeff Hines is like, you know, just like, I could have punched that one up for you, but what are you doing? Even Jeff Heisen is like, you know, just like, I could have punched that one up for you, but he would be doing it. A deed is a severed business ties with Kanye West. Basically, a deed is went from Ye to Nah.

Christel Lea's new comedy tour is called Don't Push Me. Name presumably after what his dates used to tell him. push me, name presumably after what his dates used to tell him. In a promotional piece, Crystal Leia was photographed posing next to what looks like high school lockers. Kind of creepy, but to be fair, he was probably just waiting for his groupies. And now let's start the show. I mean, this matter like is nothing.

We cried. You're really comfortable right now. That looks so upset. That joke, like it's supposed to be like a pedophile joke, but it's not even accusing him of anything. Right. It's the same teenage girls like Chris. Like Chris. Yeah, which is true.

But that's not like, it doesn't burn anybody. That's the best. Yeah. But then he could have gone a little harder on to leave that one. Yeah. Say what you want to say about now our television late night shows But do you know how many fucking people would be fired if the last three jokes about a log get zero response like nine to ten nine to twelve people are fired. It's brutal. All right, so we were talking about him

goofy on Alex Dine for not being able to get laid for some reason and Then after that he tells this story about him goofy on Alex Stein for not being able to get laid for some reason. And then after that, he tells this story. So I had a very interesting start to the week. I have an aging cat as some of you know. So I had to go ahead and take him to the vet because he was having a slew of problems. Turned out, turned out he was constipated. So like the vet had to go ahead and take him, give him an anesthesia and scoop out his bowels and then do a bunch of other checkups and things on him.

So it's sort of like fitting that like the week before I have to do a really big show like this one that, that you know, I have to fork over like $400, basically so my cat can take a dump at the vet. Like I should, I should be lucky to have someone like treat me like that. Like this cat's got the world on a string at this point. That's love. Said the Virgin.

She said the guy with the cat. That was this big fucking story for the week They take his cat to the vet and the vet fixed him in a cost 400 bucks. Yeah, I don't think he should price drop 400 It's a good thing we miss you and renewed for another season with us because oh you guys you see how well I pulled the show together Facing such adversity. He's such adversity. All right, I said some more random jokes throughout the show that he obviously pre-wrote and read to us.

Yeah, this is a pretty good one. This year, and when I like about top Myers, it'd be very easy to go after like the low hanging fruit. But top Myers always fires an angle that we wouldn't have thought of. This year, after twice nominating a moderate like Larry Hogan, Maryland Republicans decided to go full tilt and nominate election denier Dan Cox as their party's nominee for governor. Cox is the perfect name, as if he's elected, then Maryland is basically fucked. Boom, high take.

What do you guys think about that? Because his last name is Cox, but Cox can also be like penises. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah. No, it's one of those things you got to think about. I thought it was one of those cerebral things. Once you figured out though, well, allow me to give that the appropriate response. Nailed it.

Okay, very good. All right, so now there's like a quick little mid-show model why they does. Just a couple jokes here. Just to keep things moving, you know, between the political hot dicks, they all have. After you expose themselves in front of their kids. And that is a great way to go ahead

and this first half of this episode. Oh, the first half. It is tempting to want to do what they used to do in the 1800s to politicians they don't like by running the amount on the rails, which explains why Republicans want so desperately to defund Amtrak. Car dealerships regularly contribute to Republican candidates over Democratic candidates by a large margin.

With their financial support to the GOP, those dealerships are honoring a tradition started by Henry Ford, openly supporting Nazis. Good one. Henry Ford is no idea what's coming for him. I'll watch out, Henry Ford's head. I'll watch out. Abby Mello has the most unattractive laugh. Well, when he ever heard a real laugh in her,

because I never have. I've never heard her actually giggle at anything for real. I giggle to this. Japanese farting through his teeth in the discord. Scoop out his balls or his top calls joke writing. Ha ha ha ha. Holy shit. The fact that he thinks a joke is to say,

supporting the GOP, that's like giving money to Nazis. And that he thinks that's just a joke. I go, okay, good one. Pretty funny. Nope. Nope. All right, let's hear some good Herschel Walker jokes. You guys know about Herschel Walker, right?

Running down in Georgia to tight race. Oh, I can't wait to hear this. He's a pro wife, but it turns out, he paid for an abortion. So watch out, guys. It's gonna get spicy. Republican candidate for the US Senate from Georgia, her show Walker said that 70% of the drugs brought in from outside the US go through Atlanta. That would explain why so many of my

comedian and entertainer friends want to move there. It would also explain Nick the Pallows rants on his podcast Whoa watch out Nick the Pallow double punch lane Got him good. What is he doing those drugs that are coming in from out of the country? Whoa Nah, well Nick the Pallows ain't even close to a lot. Yeah, he's like all the way out the coast of Georgia The joke is about drugs be yeah, laddies like in Savannah or something. Yeah, it doesn't even, yeah, it doesn't make sense. But no one's ever given top buyers a globe. So he's very confused. I always feel sorry for her short walker supporters

because they never know if the next email asking for money is going to be for his campaign or his child support payments. I never understood people who complain about making child support payments. Hey, understood people who complain about making child support payments. Hey, at least they're getting laid. There's just no pleasing some people. I had to pay $400 to get my cat shit scooped out of it. I don't think that's a joke.

I think that's a real thing he feels. At least they're getting laid. No, they got laid. With you're making child support payments, you got laid. You're not, does he think that your access to fuck you? I guess you're making child sport payments you got laid. You're not do you does he think that then your access to fuck you? You're making child support payments. Oh, I hope you had an axe Tom Myers is definitely a virgin right like the way he talks about Incorrect just something an idiot. He was gonna get a hooker, but he had a sudden expense for $400

That's what fucked up is whole win right there. I'm good for it. Come on. I just want to lose this for Julie before the midterms. Holy shit. So his joke is people complain on making child support payments, but they should look on the bright side.

They fucked a girl once. Wow. Do you know what time-mire is? By the way, I could do that joke I saved. Yeah. That was much fun. Part of my act now. Do you know how insufferable time-mire's would be if he got laid once? He'd walk through how they fucking fadze.

Oh, yeah. He'd run. He puts a two-packs in his bricks to glass. And it still plays like a virtue. Get the fuck out. Alright guys, there's one more monologue at the end of the show. This is the final. What the fuck is monologue?

He's got the opening monologue, the halfway through the show monologue. Now he's got the final monologue. Yeah. Oh my god. Can't, he's got the final model log. Yeah. Oh my God. Can't say he doesn't prep for his show. That's true. I'm not going to accuse him of not writing. I wish he wouldn't.

It was my pleasure to lead this panel discussion on what may very well be the final episode of this podcast. Before fascism puts its boot on the neck of democracy, thus rendering all critical thinking and therefore sat tire meaningless and entirely redundant. For what good is it making a remark about the head of a new fascistic American state, when instead of a drunk heckle, the offending jokester is dragged to the gallows and hung in the presence of his fellow bunk mates in the new labor camps.

All right, I just want to point out, and I don't want to get political, but this joke makes zero sense because first off The idea that in order to maintain our democracy you have to vote for just this one party is the opposite of democracy to begin with So that's fucking stupid right there. I don't know why they ran with that. I guess it worked But I don't know why they ran with that. It's like well, you only give one choice or else we lose our democracy Well, then we are if you lost the democracy. Do you see how that works? The balls on him to think a ban on critical thinking would affect his show.

Yeah, right. That's the other point that I wanted to make. It's like if Republicans get in, then we're gonna all be banned. They're not the ones banning people off of all the platforms. That is the most appealing fucking argument for the Republican party that I have ever heard. All right, let's keep going.

They witnessed this knowing at least your execution will be a reprieve from their duties of cleaning out the port of Johns at the various traveling Maga Rally circuses that show up near their encampments. There is a sign of hope. One day, they are promised by their overlords. They will be given a brush to scrub out the fecal remains of the rally attendees. But until then, we can think of the relatively happy times that we now have. We can still celebrate momentous occasions.

For example, we can start celebrating no-shape November, which, in addition to helping raise awareness for prostate cancer, has the added benefit of a month of repose from your significant other saying you need to man scape. It's also no nut November, which must be very difficult if you're forced to get together with. For Todd, that's just no pepper. So known as the love is month of the year. It's also girls have coonies no matter. It's eaten her alone no matter. It's

tops a loser. I guess is my point. Which must be very difficult if you're forced to get together with your relatives of Thanksgiving and you're really into incest. Who says I can't make a lighthearted sentiment out of potentially gloomy future for this country? That's right, everyone. Good night. No, not November is terrible because it's Thanksgiving and if you're into incest, you can't fuck your cousin. Got it? It's pretty good joke, pretty well crafted.

Mm. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He would get like a scotch or like a nice cigar. I have a joke I have to. Yeah. It definitely leaves a taste in your mouth, that joke. He thought about it, probably wrote it down and then said, I should share this. It's just be wilderness. Yes. He's reading that off of something. It was totally. Oh yeah, look at that.

Oh yeah, no, that was his model. Yeah, he could barely read or stand mic. He literally must not have one person who can run these by, right? Not a single person. Not a single person. You can't run up by Jeff or Adi because that'll lose the spontaneity.

Right, you want to get the real reaction, which is this. Huh. Huh. All right, I'm now going to play for you as my final clip, the biggest laugh on this entire hour long episode. So we introduce a new guest to come on the show.

All right, and this is what the guest says. Well, I had to be here, I think. Well, Casey, why don't you tell us what you think of the upcoming midterm so far, midterm elections. Hey, suck! So the biggest laugh was, I'm happy to be here, I think.

And they're like, yeah, I'm doing run for the hills, buddy. It's not going to go up. He has to be families. So yeah, so we asked him, what do you think about the midterm elections, which are a week away at this point. And the guy says they suck. So that's brilliant analysis. Really good stuff from these people.

I'm very impressed with everything that they're doing. I hope they keep it up for a very long time. You know, when I found out a show called Time Mire's Versus the Rest of the World, I was so happy to be a part of the world. You don't understand. Like he just is the worst. He is the worst.

Guys, what have we done today? We've done it all. Not gonna lie to you. We don't normally do it all, but today we did. We did the Little Stinkers podcast. Remember that? We did Harrison Young on our cringe of the week. And put a stop there.

We still have stopped. We could still be doing that. Yeah. And Thoreau put together a brilliant compilation for us to check out on that. We talked about that open mic guy who wanted to cross his eyes and dot his teeth. Pretty good joke. Mitch Rosatire has some great parody songs.

Patrick Michael got in a big old fight on the YouTube comments. Tom Myers and no one knows it but him. Tom Myers still sucks. Yeah, I know. There are these people are going back and looking at the spread. But it took me a long time to find this. This was buried out of this thread. There's this video has 300,000 views.

This is a very popular video. This thread was not easy to find. I was so happy with myself when I found this thing. I was like, oh shit, it does exist. It is real. Yeah, yeah. I know. You can tell it's giddy about it.

It's taking a lot of credit for it too. We talked about how Chad Zuma had a meltdown. Oh, and Drew Lane was listening to Chad the other day and something you know, that Chad got three new Patreon members and he was giving them shout outs. I'm the showy, it's really excited about free to Patreon members. I'm gonna subscribe.

You should. Yeah. Yeah, we don't get a shout out. Yeah, I've been craving a shout out, Leely. I would rather have. You should. Yeah. I mean, you don't get a shout out. Yeah, I've been craving a shout out, Leely. I would rather have my $5. We talked about this on the creep off today. When you do unsubscribe from Patreon, you get to explain the reason why everyone should subscribe to Cheds

and then unsubscribe and put Cheds Zubak as their recent unsubscribeing. See, it doesn't add information. So anyway, you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The team is the team. We actually got the team. The team is the team.

The team is the team. The team is the team. We have Croge coming on the show. Hill for the midweek episode. Love it. And we'll be talking about Lorenzo Ariola. And then I'm gonna like go to Bodega and get a handmade necklace where someone can write my name

on a grain of rice that I can wear as a necklace. Because that'd be cool, because my name's super long. And I'd be like, oh shit, you fit it on a tiny grain of rice that's awesome. Dude have you ever held in like a shit for such a long time that you're asked you feel it farting inside into your stomach? That's right this is a show that's all funny I did this with Dick Basserson on a crossover show but we need to explore this guy much more. He is insane.

Lorenzo Aereola. I find him interesting. I like to subscribe to his channel. Yeah, I find him fascinating. When Dick and I did his show, we both are our jaws hit the table simultaneously. And it was the jaw drop heard around the world. Lorenzo Aereola coming up.

I'm hearing these packages. am I selling this enough? Producer Chris? Oh yeah. All right, good. I'll tune in. All right. I don't have a game for us because we're doing Friday and Cardiff hasn't sent me, although,

let me check my email. Maybe he has that at this point. Oh, let's see if there's some travelers. He's usually a day or two ahead. Let's see. No games today, which is fine. Cardiff does a great job and he did a phenomenal job with the who set it game this previous time.

So with that, Vinny Paulino, thank you so much for coming over buddy. My pleasure, pal. People should check out the creep off. They should, which is the other show that you do. With you. With me. Yeah.

I love how you're trying to just play me for all of it. You're playing coming out of your play. He doesn't. He doesn't. It is. Well, you do a couple shows. You do comedy at the Carlson cast. Yes, sir. You just have the score. Brothers on this morning. We had a great chat. I'll be watching them tonight at the comedy club looking forward to seeing you there. Oh, my God. I'm going to heckle the shit out of them. They want that, right? Yeah, they very much do. They want people to just interrupt their flow. Yeah.

Because those guys didn't like having a flow. They didn't like having a flow. They hate that. What you have to do is just repeat the same thing. They just said back to them, just a little off. Yeah, just a little later. And they're just doing like what? I think it was the other one.

And they're gonna fist fight. You'll see. Perfect. All right. I'm looking forward to that. Anything else you want to promote, Vinnie? No, just check out the creep off. We got a brand new show every Monday

at one o'clock live on YouTube. One o'clock live on YouTube, anyone can watch the creep off and see how it all goes down in a while. There's a pretty good chance. There'll be some wheels spinning coming up on this episode on Monday. Yeah, I have a feeling. I'm not a big fan of that.

Oh, I'm looking forward to it. And you still, you actually, your last consequence was getting a job at a fast food restaurant. You fulfilled that consequence. I have video footage of it. We're still waiting for some more footage. Yeah, I saw her last night. I'm waiting for it to send it to me.

Okay, so we just need to get the footage. They'll put together a little package. Yeah, I worked at it. This time I actually saw you working. This time I actually got footage of you actually doing it I did work that had me do it prep work then they had me Fucking needing dough and just getting you were terrible at that Trying to do the figures like throwing the air. She's like keep it on the fucking table

Hey, back the Just keep putting those pickles on there stop yelling mama Mia The table yeah, just keep putting those pickles on there stop yelling mama Mia Lary He have these one-packers pepperoni in the back. Just don't open your mouth Fucking sausage You know, they were really annoying the club come from they were really annoying me when I showed up wearing the the chef at Please leave

So so many good job on doing that can't wait to see what your next cons is going to be. Fuck off. I'll be a lot of fun. Do you know the stuff that we've added to the wheel recently is really crazy? Like give podcast hit man money. Put some silly shit on that wheel. That's great. Like fill up podcast hit man's commas. That's hilarious.

My sister-in-law sent him a magazine subscription. I think it was like to like food and drink magazine or something like that. Like just fucking bacon quarterly. Yeah, just like, here's all the amazing things you'll never eat again. Well, all these things. So rude.

Yeah. He was like sent me girly magazines. Like they don't even make those anymore too. Yeah, right. Here's a sports illiterate with a trans person on the front. What about that? So that he just strangles the bag. Sports Illustrated with a trans person on the front So she was on the others city of Syracuse does not have, you know, working pod kit, things they can play pod kit.

Oh, what you're gonna say trans people. The city of Syracuse is the last thing to transfer. It's very different there. It's very different. It's on the side. Um, no, but Brian, I want to thank you for coming over. And you know, the show I asked you last minute. So I appreciate you popping on.

Anything you want to promote? Anything you want to promote? No, I think I'm good. I got nothing going on. Follow me on Twitter, Brian El. No, I think I'm good. I got nothing going on. Follow me on Twitter Brian Elmick bride. There it is. Very good. Follow Brian. He's a good follow on Twitter. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once for all who are these podcasts. Sleep well every part of the party in the must-vis of morning radio. I'm going to show these clothes right now. Okay.

Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. Alright, let's get right into some voice mails and then we'll get everybody out of here. We'll call it a day because I have to restring my guitar. Got the news. Oh, you got a news. You fuck me then.

I forgot. There's a news. Alright, let's do news. Get a news. With OZ TITLE. From Reddit, we find comments regarding episode 358. Alright, let's do news. From Reddit, we find comments regarding episode 358, The Beauty of Virgil Dweller leads with, I like Pat, but the Detroit show had better audio.

Jaggerlicious piles on with WATP's shitty audio isn't a bug. It's a feature. Getty Lee's thumb did Obama make decent audio from Rochester illegal too? Or Pat, this sound broke down that Carl Denseth's will to live. Orney, Jew, 666 reports, go to Google and search for Musketeers' bar and grill Richville, Ohio. That's where Chad D performed. It's a tiny restaurant and there were three other comedians with Chad.

Could they possibly have made more than $20 each? Thought kicker slays with, is this after-chad hit the coat room? Breaking down our cocktail we're at the so-ed terrible ad rights. You have to hand it to Howard. He knows what the fans want. Therapy sessions with celebrities and old guys having gay sacks. Deeply unprincipled comments. It was going to comment, but you summed it up perfectly.

Outside command, Howard wants a lemon party but is too terrified of COVID. From the discord, monitoring Greg O'Pines, Gay porn is somehow less gayer than this Howard Stern book. Along similar lines, Uncle Baby Billy offers, producer Chris is invited to my stutto or G10. From Facebook, Cassie Kujo has a request. How about we recommend some great episodes for new fans, smiley face. to my stut-dow or g10th. From Facebook, Cassie Koojo has a request. How about we recommend some great episodes for new fans, smiley face?

Brian says, let's find John first. Pablo Meza, on the rebound with Dennis Rodman, classic All-Star episode, Marvin Hammond, the first 60 episodes or so until actual Kevin Bale. Mani Bacon Jackson recommends, Chute Gum, Chrissy Mayer, Cometown, Keith Cook writes, I'd start with one of the greatest episodes of all time, episode 109, the Stuttering John podcast.

Glow Days! Paul Guck does some fact-checking with, the Michael Rap apart episode was great. Travis Green pipes in with Mom Swipes left, Tom Myers versus the rest of the world, the deep dive, and possibly my favorite, Batman. And Alex Worth plays us out with music specials. If you are in Buffalo, the I still played yesterday. I'm putting this chart on something like this.

You missed it. You missed it, asshole. Where were you? What is down? We crushed it. We really it. So where were you? What is down? We crushed it. We really did crush it as that one. Yeah, that was great. Speaking of fly and bison brewing Turns out I say the word bison, erong, and I never do that. It's another one of these words Where somebody's like hey Carol, you're saying that wrong and being from Western New York. That's embarrassing

flying from Western New York, it's embarrassing. Buying, bison, brewery. I don't know how the fuck you were saying bison. It wasn't bison, it was retarded. I don't know how you did that. Take the cock out of your ears. Okay, you take the cock out of your ears, sir. So I was saying bison. Like there's a Z in it or something. Sure, it's bison.

Hey, sorry to interrupt there. Someone just suggested a great Wheel of God's Quads idea. Yeah, I saw that. Church and juggerlo makeup. Go to church, yeah, Jody B. Go to church and juggerlo makeup. I can't even imagine. I'm putting that out.

I wouldn't go to the mall and juggerlo makeup. Are you kidding me? I can't imagine church. That's insane. The only way I would do that is if and jug a little bit, cover you kidding me? I can't imagine church. That's insane. The only way I would do that is if I was also on math. All right, now I'm in. Now I'm in, now it's making sense.

So you land on trimath. Yeah, and then you land on that. That's right, I take care of all of it in one Sunday morning. Is there a consequence as two consequences? There should be. That's a funny idea. Shut the fuck up, make a right. there is one where the other person has to spin

Yeah, before if you let him that one was like now get two consequences. Yeah, not bad like the bankrupt There should be a bankrupt Kind of funny. Oh Tony Michaels called in I fucking love Tony Michaels only when he calls into the voicemail. It's hilarious Hey, Kevin. Tell you Michael here. Do the black guys that fucked your wife get offended by the donkey jerking off in the corner?

You too, see. Guck. What's your name of your producer again? Engineer Craig? That's a good looking guy. I bet he fucked your wife good. You too, see. Guck. I bet he fucks your wife good you too see. Gus, what's the name of your hero?

Crap any humorous? Did he get nervous about your teeth when your sucking his dick you too see? Gus, I gotta go build a shed. Drive in, drive out, drive through. Wow, that's funny. I love you Oh, wow. That's funny. I love you, toothy cut. I actually have enjoyed that impression, too.

It's solid. It's spot on. When I was listening to Tony Michaels' recent, I was like, holy shit. I don't know which one sounds more like Tony Michaels. I know. Tired to tell. Pretty good stuff right there.

All right, what's this next one? Oh, I've been talking about, and this was real, not making this up, Suttering John, the clips that we play of them have inspired people to stop drinking. We're saving lives on who are these podcasts, you know, and I don't like to say things, I don't like to chew my own horn, but it's an amazing show that everyone loves and we're saving lives. But we're doing even more than that. But we're doing even more than that. Yo Kyle, dude, Sutter and John is such a value that it inspires you to learn about the teachings of Buddha, bro. Like honestly, Sutter and John sucks so much that not only have I stopped drinking, I stopped like, I have bad habits and I'm conscious of developing further

new ones. Like, is the least aware person to resist? Like, has been enlightened by John's retardation. Thank you, Kyle. There are people who are going through med school because of these clips. This guy is studying Buddha. I mean, we're doing so many great things a butterfly flaps of swings in Africa this guy finds enlightenment it's not gonna be amazing go figure oh this guy has a joke about my mom Carl your mom is so worried that when you were born you got rburn What do you laugh about it? Yeah, shut up engineer Craig

Well, I haven't been seen done. I love it Just when I think you're getting lazy and soft and going all Hollywood on us you drop episode 359 Fucking a hamburger. I'm going Hollywood. What? I went to Hollywood. Maybe Hollywood, Florida. Yeah. Now you're talking right there. All right. A panicky Pete calls into the show. This is I would want to love this new character, and I'm this is Panicky Pete to call again. All right, gotta be good. Gotta be good. I want I want them to play this. I want to play it online. I want to play it on the air like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, shit. Hey, Carl, yeah, you're kind. McBride, was that you? Yeah, that're coming. Nick bread was that you? Yes, me. Okay, I'm feeling now you guys know and love Gary from San Diego. Love Gary. That's why.

But I'm also starting to enjoy fake Gary from San Diego as well. F G. Hey Carl, it's Gary from San Diego. Well, no sightings of Stuttering John today. I bet he's not having a good day You know who else isn't having a good day is my wife Judy Boy she heard my voice mail the other day and the way I said Red Joe Barnardo, California. She knew right away. That's where I go to meet up with my crack hoe. Woo! What she mad. She tried to show me what for. So I had to put a cap in her ass.

Oh well, I told her when I dropped her off to the hospital. At least you're not on, huh? And she said, oh boy. That's your boy. Do you love? He lost the impression that I got third of the way through that. I hope that the shooting is okay. Perfect, Judy. If you want to contribute to fake, Judy, everything that you contribute to my PayPal this month, I'll give you a big love and thank Judy. All right, the real Gary from San Diego.

I swear to God, 30 minutes after that call, I got a call from the real Gary from San Diego. He must have like, hey Carl. Hey Carl, Gary from San Diego. Steve Shariffle, before he went on the soprano, he was the general manager of the Riviera Casino Comedy Club during the 90s. And I guess when John somehow got to introduce people, he was in the back and thought was his own eyes from listening to feature of his own podcast I could see where he would not put up with a lazy bullshit artist like John so yeah he probably got pretty pissed at John for embarrassing the comics.

Okay that's it. All right thank you very much for that update. I didn't realize that he had a career before the sopranos. Oh really? Managing a copy of that. You didn't think that that 44-year-old man would have got the wrong, did something before. I assume that he played with model trains.

I just assumed that's what he always did. I didn't know. The blue comment. All right. Two more voice mails. Hey Carl, name from Flint Michigan. The mob never fucks with anybody's children because putting a bullet in a guy's head

and burying the body somewhere doesn't mess up kids. You know, that kind of stuff. That's a really good point. This metaphor, this analogy that John has, it's like not even the mob does that kind of thing. No, they just kill the kids. The kids get much, much worse. Yeah, much worse. They torture and kill the kids dad,

and then they don't have a dad anymore. Yeah. They have to go move somewhere with their mob who has no money. Yeah, nobody in the family talks to them anymore. Yeah, it's great. They're completely isolated. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Obviously Johnny really good boy. All right last one holy shit Fuck Bruce Spring Spring thing

Somebody finally said it and fuck sex of those I hit a high on the baseball player a big in high school You know what you can do with a speedball? He can do that speedball by, uh, make you look like a fool. You think that John's kids, well I'm definitely not talking about right now. Yeah.

Tell their friends that their father was killed by the mob. Yeah, that's the thing. Don't look up my line. Don't Google is there. Don't go to YouTube. But look for him. No, no, my dad was James Melinda All right, I have one clip from Settling John here we go

All right, that's all I got for us everybody Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. Go. Goodbye. Goodbye. That was a great episode. That was really great.