Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep361 - thats all funny

Episode Date: November 17, 2022

On this very special episode of WATP, we do a deep dive on "thats all funny." This show is low-key fly. I still don't fully understand what's going on, we may need to revisit this one a few times. Cros is back in studio to celebrate Lorenzo Arreola's ponderous thought process. We also check in on Howard Stern embarrassing himself, the origin story of Emrata's new podcast, Stuttering John being watched by the Watcher, Chad Zumock's fake charity scam, Patty C Cups goes to the store, and Opie has a Christmas gift wishlist. Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Troy Smith - https://www.instagram.com/choicemyth/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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that aren't about him. So it's not stories that he's told a death on the podcast. No, they're like sort of new stories, but not really because none of them are his stories. It's fascinating. Yeah, I mean, you could sum it up with Jackie's an asshole because Jackie's wife's an asshole because they're until about they sucks because he's my best friend. Yeah, we're basting. Let's do it. He's incredible.

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Let's get right into it. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called That's All Funny. This is get another fine from Adam Thoreau. Kroge and I both listen separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. It says, show hosted by Lorenzo Aereola, not that you would know that. He doesn't really announce who he is very often.

No, he doesn't talk about himself much. Well, I don't know about that. All right, let's get this guy. We covered him on a crossover episode with the Dick Show and Dick and I were fascinated by this character and I'm still more questions and answers when it comes to this guy. I'm going to start off with a little package I have just to give everyone a perspective on who this person is, his personality. And I honestly, I don't even know what it is. But, and I don't want to use the word in cell because I don't know

that it's involuntary. Yeah. But he's... He's still a bit for sure. Yeah, right. Yeah. So, I don't want to use that term, but there is something weird going on. He has weird interpersonal relationships with other people. One of the things that I pointed out when we covered this, the Dixiel crossover was that he had a big crush on his cousin

and he talks about that in an entire episode. He goes at length about them hanging out, late nights watching movies and things like that. But this will give you an idea about how he feels about women in general, but also other people having relationships. Speaking of Dorky boyfriend, I knew this one chick who was pretty hot. And I swear all the dude she was with would always beat her. inappropriate laugh to that. Well, he laughed at that. This is not a guy who laughs a lot during a

show. Well, sometimes. But yeah. So so yeah so he thought that was kind of funny and then he continues on about this one girl he knew who would date guys who would uh... beat her and it doesn't matter that he's a little gassy he plows right through it for us but he just would not get rid of the cat he he loved it too much uh... so one time they're on the second story of their place and they're fighting, you know, verbal, verbal, or whatever. That's great. Wow. Yeah. It doesn't face him and all he just goes, has a way of the story. Yup. And so this is the exciting conclusion.

So apparently this girl who's pretty hot that Lorenzo knew was dating this guy who was really into his cat But also beat her and this this is what went down one evening and I think in the heat of the moment to keep herself, you know safe From more punches or whatever she grabbed the cat and threw it out the window and he fucking freaked out and ran outside Like oh shit the cat just got thrown out the second story window The shit that he fights funny and are the worst parts of the story. Yeah, it's always the worst Like oh, yeah, she was getting beat by these guys. Oh, yeah, then she grabbed a cat and checked out the window I have a story of so many funny parts to it. Yeah, it's like well

I mean, I know domestic violence alone is pretty funny, but so there's some animal abuse on there. Man, you got a rip of a tail. All right, can someone kick a dog or something? Yeah, that's something. That didn't happen. Just make it up. Let's make this, let's punch it up a little bit. If you can traumatize a child on your way up the door, you've got to try fact to go on. All right, Kroz, I know that you pulled a bunch of clips. Where did you pick up on from Lorenzo? Yeah. Well, I mean, the very first thing I heard was my number one, and it kind of summed up the show for me. He's talking about daylight savings time.

I hate when like, you know, I go to sleep for daylight savings time in the spring, and you know, it's two in the morning, and then suddenly it's three in the morning. Like fuck that shit. Fuck you, Benjamin Franklin. You fucking bastard. Unless it's fall, then, yeah, you're all right, homie. Keep flying your kite in the rain. You you fucking bastard. Unless it's fall then yeah you're all right homie. Keep flying your kite in the rain you crazy ass bastard. History lessons got out of that now wow.

And he turns on a dime you know. Yeah right. And then so my number two he starts talking about. He had a nurse that like came over to his house to draw some blood or something. And yeah he has an interesting thing with women we'll say. And that chick was really cute too. She was like in scrubs and vans sneakers

and you could tell she had no bra on, but she didn't really like have tits for it, you know, but I thought her chest was still cute, you know, I feel like that chested girls need love too. Yeah, that a boy. Now I agree with you there, but that might not be the pickup line you think, you know what I mean? I noticed you're not wearing a bra and you don't need to. Girl, I know you ugly, but I'd still be with you. Yeah, that's not great. Not great. But yeah, got him into

this whole thing about like medical services, you know what I mean? And I learned a lot about this. He's starting a new service to driver on my number three. I have my buddy, Richard Horr, Inc. who does up my logos. He can do me up a nice logo for my truck and I could be like a mobile mammogram and like really pick up business during October for breast cancer awareness. You know, do my duty and squeeze those titties

of all sizes for the sake of medicine. Like, yeah, I'm not an actual doctor, but if the logo is done up like really well, and I have an official looking business card who's a say, you know, that's true. I can't just give you hope. Yeah. Yeah. I love boobies. Remember those, those fucking bracelets. He's got a solid point. Really, what it comes down to is not eight years of medical school. It's a logo. It's really what it comes down to when it comes to a practicing medicine. Dr. Steve, I'll tell you that.

Well, I'm almost positive. I had that same conversation as a fifth grader on school. Oh, yeah. Dude, what if we could drive around and like feel girls boobies? Boobies, huh? Okay, you can do mammograms. I'm a guy to college, I'm sorry. That's what I'm doing.

Yeah, it's pretty remarkable. I'm gonna get out the chicks for a second here and get right back to cruelty to animals. Oh good. This is a great story. So Lorenzo, his current job is working at a supermarket. He's had a lot of interesting jobs. He's employed.

He's employed. Wow. Yeah, he talks about driving to work, driving home from work. He's a driver's license? He used to work at Walmart, dude, I know. There's so many questions I have. Wow.

And so many questions. Shocked. Sorry, go ahead. But I'm shocked that he still works at the supermarket. Speaking of animals, I remember when I was at work one time, and there was a crow flying around in the fruits and vegetables section, right? He's just kind of like picking at the random fruits or landing on the cilanthro and letting the water hit his

fucking feathers in shit so i had grabbed a black crate from the back and folded it down and held it like a steel chair when a wrestler holds it you you know, and I smacked the shit out of the crow and just stomped it and killed it, right? And someone came up to me and they were like, whoa, why don't you try and, you know, take it outside and be more, you know, friendly to whatever and I told them, do you want it? It's a bird. They're basically the rats of the sky. You know, if you, I don't know. After that, he goes out, I mean, this is disturbing, obviously. The way he talks about it too, is if like, well, yeah, I'm doing my job. What do you want from me? Yeah.

I mean, that's psychopathic behavior, first of all. Yes. Second of all, this motherfucker might want to read up on Crow's a little bit. Sorry, what's funny about that is he says they're the rats of the air, but then he goes on to say like, crows are really smart and they recognize faces. And I don't want to do something to get this guy on his bad side and then he's plotting something against me in the future because they know to use tools. Like he goes through, he knows all this shit about crows, but it has no problem just murdering

one in the supermarket in front of all the customers. I'm just a big sharing that scenario. If people are just appalled and he's waiting for them to start applauding him. And then he's like, what are you guys doing? Do you want the crow eating the vegetables? I just did the right thing here for ya. That's the problem.

And yet he's employed. That's fucking shocking. Wow. On your three, Doug Crow, can we go call it up? On your three. Jesus Christ. I've never witnessed such a thing, but this guy's world is something else.

And by the way, he's a man of many talents. I have to tell you, watch out, Bo Daddy Harris. This guy sings country music. Oh, yeah, I was just thinking. I don't know why singing all these rap songs, he got me thinking of this one a country version of Super Bass by Nick Emanage I would sing with when it came out girl you got my heartbeat running away beating like the drum with it's coming

your way get you hear that boom boom boom boom boom baby that's super bass boom boom boom boom boom Super bass super bass like a loop Brian cover The thing about this guy is that he doesn't lack confidence Correct he'll just go yeah, and he'll switch topic to topic to topic his shows are like usually 14 minutes long or so very Digest and it's daily yes, so he's putting out many shows a week and they're 14 minutes long and he must have notes written down, Kroge, because there's no way his brain can just go from here to here to here to here.

There's never a dull moment. There aren't a lot of pauses. He just goes. Correct. Yeah. Boy, he struck me as a really good shameless. Yeah. Because he's totally random, but his audio sounds great.

His singing has decent pitch. I noticed that. Topics like, he actually has transitions from time to time. I enjoyed the show, Carl. It's the most fucking crazy thing. I hit play it, I'm like, holy shit, this guy's kind of fucking funny.

It doesn't make any sense. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone, but as far as all the stuff I've sat down and listened to, I had fun myself rolling with it. I might recommend it. It's worth checking out. If you're wondering what the fuck is going on here, like, we are.

It's worth checking out an episode or two because I can't even do it justice with these clips. Yeah, and if you're wondering, like, well, what's the context of these clips? There is no context. There's no context. This is what it is. Yeah.

And also, I wanna point out, I don't know how popular this show is. I don't think it's popular at all.'s hard to find it's the titles not spelled correctly But he doesn't ever ties it around lots of average. Yeah, he's on red circle And so they're putting in dynamic ads always doing something more than patty sea cousin is anchored out if I'm read Yeah, can we play one of those plays my number six? He starts talking about children's television programming one of those plays my number six he starts talking about children's television programming then he goes on a weird turn and then plays an advertisement and

just fucking buckle up I didn't realize blue was a girl you know did you know blue like from blue clues the dog was a girl I'm like like but the dogs blue that's what she did at the moment hey child dude brain is confused you know and then she had a friend named Magenta, so were they like, lesbians are something, because I know my two-girl dogs hump like boys every now and then,

I'm like, huh, you know? That's, I guess that could be, you know? You summoned me. I came. If you were about to have your last Macrib ever, you'd want some morning. So this is your notice to enjoy the sauceiest with the sauce. And it's a McDonald's ass. Yeah. A fucking McDonald's is sponsoring lesbian blues clues.

It's a dynamic answer. They don't know if they're being put right there. Hey, you think Ronald McDonald ever bent Grimmis over and fucking in the ass? Anyway, you hear about the new Toyota? All right, I just want to point out the most disturbing part for me in that is that he owns dogs. He has two dogs and he's taking care of on top of all this. That's scary. If they behave, he beats them with a box. Yeah, I know. He's laughing about. Can't see. He's throwing out windows. He's beating crows to death in a supermarket. He's like, and by the way, my two dogs. Uh-oh.

Can I get out? Can I get a wellness check, please? Are these poor dogs? That can't be good. Yeah, no, there's national advertising being inserted into the show and it's so bizarre because you can tell the show does not, should not have national advertisers.

It should not exist. Let alone be supported. Yeah. All right, so he starts going through. Now, I don't know that this guy is very intelligent, but he's gonna teach us some facts about science. This is what he says on it. Yeah.

And he's gonna talk about all the different types of sexualities that currently exist in the world. heterosexual, which we all know, right? Man and a woman, whatever. Homosexual, yeah yeah when you're a Man, track, do a man woman track, do a woman bisexual. Well of course you Whatever girl like girl boy like boy right or no you like both I forget bisexual right it's all so Weird now. Bye. It's in the name. Bye. Yeah, it's bye it's by bisexual. He's confused by that Then he goes into pay it sexual and I'm just I'm a dude. You can't get bisexual figured out

Let's not go too far, but that entry goes through all of these things. There's no idea what he's talking about He lets us know that Sometimes this show is educational Anyway, that's it. I hope I didn't over Burn you with all the scientific facts. You know, we went through today Don't don't ever say you don't learn something here. I did feel overburdened to be honest with you It was a bit too much for me, and I'm just trying to enjoy a morning coffee and stretch out a little bit and he's Filled me along his facts science knowledge. I

Yeah, I did end up learning a lot from the show though. Okay. Like my number seven, some great medical advice. Be careful who you give your kidneys to, you know? Like unless you're trading one for like a brand new iPhone, you know, like try to not give it away just for good karma, you know, like it's not worth it. It's a good advice.

Just good advice. I don't know if that is good advice. And can you trade a kidney for an iPhone? Not legally. Okay, it thinks out. Is there a market for that somewhere? That's interesting. My number eight, I learned about personal economics.

But remember, we don't scam people. We only scam corporations. That's the law of the hustle. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, money. Ha, ha, ha. Um. Ha, ha, ha, wow. He's got a rage. I thought he was just a country guy.

Now, he's all over the place. Well, he's shit, very impressive. I learned a bunch about politics. Oh, good. Number four. I get way. AOC, you know, and I think she's like hot. I mean, like if she had only fans I'd subscribe,

but not if it was like 40 bucks or something, if it was like 12 bucks, I'd subscribe to it, you know. By the way, I 100% agree with everything you just said. I would subscribe to AOC's only fans. If it was 12, 40, but yeah. I'll find it out the web So I'm gonna leak something. Yeah in 1999 I had to sit down and think about it Maybe I'll subscribe for one month and then um by the way of all the political talk I've heard in the last

Able months. That's my favorite. Yeah, that's my favorite takes so far. It's the most sensed to me. Yeah, right I'm taking it. Uh, I learned about how social media works number five and that one Freaknik musical cartoon that I was talking about the other day that has tea painting it. I'm gonna like upload that shit and just share it for the world to see its greatness. I wouldn't mind paying five dollars to share that you know and then maybe tea painting will like at me and I'll be best friends with him and then I could show him my impression a little Wayne because he used to hang out with him a lot

and it goes like this like, ha ha ha, young, moolat baby. Ha ha ha. Then he could laugh really hard, you know, because it's kind of good. Yep. And then we become best friends. That'd be super cool, man.

Wow. So I have to put the same label on this guy as we put on some of the other recurring Characters on our show if he's playing a character He's doing it brilliant. Yeah, if this is a character. It's brilliant If he turns this off when he turns the microphone off and just as a normal guy then this is amazing if not then this is amazing Yeah, but either way of all it this is insane It would be funny if he had stopped and he's's just like, oh, Churios, sir.

That was a wonderful show today. Yeah, when he gets to Dottie, just sort of, so opening up some Shakespeare, all right, let's get back to Merchant of Venice here. Where did I leave off? All right, I want to talk about, so one of the things I picked up on, when I listened to a few episodes a couple of months ago,

was he talks a lot about very young girls when he was very young. He had a lot of crushes in grade school. And he still thinks about these girls to this day. Uh oh. I remember, man, maybe in fourth grade, I had a crush on this little like Filipino girl. She had big ass glasses and she wore like this back brace because she had a scoliosis or something. She sounds...

So after he tells you about this fourth grade girl with scoliosis, he starts to think like, what if I could reconnect with her? What if I could find her? Oh no. I have to look her up. She's probably on Twitch now selling her bath water or something. Should I drink her bath water? Whoa. Like if it was just, like if it was just her soaking in it, I wouldn't want like soap or other chemicals mixed in.

I would just want her natural juices. Maybe have her dipper toes and like a little dollop of ketchup I told you I'm much older than ketchup Oh And then the way transitions on a dime He's talking about the grossest shit by the way nobody what he talked about drinking bathwater Nobody's including suns. That's not a part event. It's not like how much shampoo do you want it? That's not one of the questions you have But anyway, so then he transitions into how much he likes ketchup.

Like immediately, never talks about that girl I got. Just like, if she shoved her toes in some ketchup, I'd eat that by the way, ketchup's amazing. I put it on everything, but you know what he hates? It's mustard. Really? I could literally eat it on everything. Unlike mustard, which I believe is the devil's lubricant.

Mustard is the devil's lubricant mustard is the devil's lubricant Never heard of such a thing Mustard is delight If you're eating a hot dog and you put ketchup on it. I will smack that thing out of your hand You mother fuck you put mustard on that hot dog. Has he ever had spicy mustard? Does he know that so many get yeah, there's so many good monsters out there Dude is that the thing that you're most affected by so far? It's so far, yeah.

Yeah, you're like, look, this is maybe the crow head is coming, that cat was being a dick. Yeah, you're like mustard. Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with you? I haven't been this shocked since Tony Michaels and his plain chicken nuggets. I'm still shocked at it.

Fuckin' wrong with you. I still don't know what to do with that information. That even barbecue sauce? Yeah. It's still no one to do with that information. Not even barbecue sauce. It's fucking candy. Barbecue sauce is delicious. Who's the most barbecue sauce? Are they're chicken dogs? Come on, Tony Michaels.

Maybe he's getting ready for the, when he goes back into the slammer again. Yeah. He wants his palette to be used to very plain foods. Yeah. All right, let's get into, all right, these clips gonna be a little bit longer. This is one of the things about this guy is

the way to capture the essence of the show is sometimes through longer clips to really understand these tangents he goes on and some of the crazy conversations that he delves into. And again, he's not stammering. He doesn't want to catch himself and be like, wait, what am I doing? I'm not talking about that.

He has extreme confidence. He knows what he wants to catch himself and be like, wait, what am I doing? I'm talking about that. He has extreme confidence. He knows what he wants to talk about and he talks about it. So I mentioned, I hear this new whole episode, we talked about working with this cousin and they would hang out and they were very flirtatious with each other and he wasn't sure if that was okay or not. And this is him talking about his cousin again

out of a separate episode I just want to do today. I remember when my cousin and I were still like that, will they want they type energy? Uh, she had like gotten out of college and finally got a job. He makes it sound cute. When my cousin and I had that will they won't they type energy? Oh. How do you make it sound fun to success?

When me and my cousin had our meat cute. Oh god, it's so bad. Yeah, well, you okay, our mom's for sisters, so I don't remember what we actually first met, but. You had like got out of college and finally got a job like in the city, right? Not a city job. She's a working girl.

And it was closer to her hometown. And I was here in San Antonio, and every time her birthday would come up, I would call like a local flower shop in that town and have flowers into her work, right? I'm trying to be romantic, but instead of putting something real cheesy on the card, I would put a very creepy, your stalker's message on there. I think one time on the note, I put, don't drink the water.

And another one was like like you smell bad and like Just teasing second grade shit right, but I Don't know I guess it was really like right there at that line of oh, it's cute. Well, it's stalkery and I probably Should have restraining order put on me Whoa, all right real question are those signed or are they anonymous? Oh, I think you're not. Does she just get flowers that say you smell bad and that's not signed?

Another question. Oh, true. Again, I'm more questions than answers. What would be worse? Like your cousin sent you flowers or would you rather just not know? I mean, that's it. Yeah, I do.

I don't know. But I think it's interesting though that he's like, you know, I put in there these crazy. I know, I do, I do not know. But I think it's interesting though, that he's like, I put in there these crazy messages, like don't drink the water. You know, second grade shit. I planted a bomb in your home. You know, second grade stuff that we all do as a goof. I poisoned your cat.

Yeah, just know that it is a little childhood joke. So, that he's talking about right after that. He's talking about the fact that he passed this test in order to sell insurance in the state of Texas. And he's trying to get this job selling insurance, but there's just one issue with that. I guess my background check though, still pending like the process of moving slower

than molasses in a snowstorm. It's moving slower than when the Evalde police hear an actual emergency. Whoa. Moving slower than my Uber Evaldi police hear an actual emergency. Whoa. And when slower than my Uber Eats when I order six, six packs of crab brown goons and no actual entree just the crab brown goons. I love crab brown goons. By the way, every other thing I listen to, he talked about crab

brown goons. Every single episode I had. Did you pick up on that? Yeah. You didn't bring that up in these ones, I heard. There are certain things that he really enjoys. What else do you have on here? Well, we were talking earlier about inappropriate laughter.

My number 10, this is a tiny bit longer, but he tells the story of our Bud Dwyer. Now, anybody that grew up in the time of the VHS tapes with faces of death, you know all about our Bud Dwyer. But he's bringing it to a new generation and what I like was just his laugh during this is so fucking wrong. If you ever looked up a Bud Dwyer, Bud Dwyer's live execution, that guy was some politician, right? That was accused of doing, I don't't know money laundering or some shit and His life was about to get ruined

With by the accusations so on live TV and a press conference. He's like there with the news and he just has a Manila envelope and he just pulls out a gun from it and the media people are like no, no, what are you doing? He's all no, no calm down calm down let me let me do this and he just wants to shoot himself with the head and the cameras just keep rolling like it's like dude what the fuck and what's worse is that all the shit he was accused of he ended up being innocent innocent for after after they investigated, Q, Q the curb your enthusiasm, music grade. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Live TV there's not a lot of fun. No, it's not a lot of fun. It's not great. He was a family man He had left children. It's not a great story. No, this guy watched it was like

Look at the blood come out of his nostrils. Oh, it's so funny. Jesus Christ You might be a bit disturbed this guy. I think so. Well my number 12 we get into some some Mexican food. Okay and every time I'd be in the drive-through getting tacos at that taco place, these church people would be protesting I guess the abortions and the unborn lives right outside that clinic so when I would get tacos there from work I would I would always say, I'm gonna go to the Borschen clinic to get some tacos. Pretty good joke. All right, I'll chill with this guy.

I do use that one. I do use that one to make it taste like, God, you told me that one. Oh, should I forgot? Okay, remember, if I told you that one or not. I'm bad. This one I really did like, number 11, he gets talking for some reason

about doctor-assisted suicide. Okay, I mean, I love it 11 he gets talking for some reason about doctor assisted suicide Okay, I mean I love that you just say for some reason. Well, yeah, everything is so random on this show There's no reason for any of it and they have assisted suicide. That's legal I wonder how much they pay people to like assist in suicides What's that like like you just sit there with the person and keep telling them how their life doesn't matter and how the world will be better off without that. It's basically Twitter right? Two years of the suicide assistant.

Come on! You think the assistant suicide is okay? Go and get a job asshole. You can do it. You're like fucking meaningless. Your parents ate you. No, don't flip you pussy. I bet you won't. That's hilarious. Holy shit. You're like fucking me English your parents ain't you jump do a flip you pussy That's hilarious holy shit. Oh my god Zubak's gonna steal that for a stand-up act that's so fucking funny probably should he probably should that would be helpful He thinks assistant to anyone that what you got paid for assistant to his side Do you muzzle church $20,000 them charge on their credit cards? They're gonna kill themselves Works you know what I mean like you can actually make a lot of money doing that.

Maybe we should get that legalized in this state. Amen. I see an exit strategy for us here, Crows. Yeah. All right. Since we're talking about food and suicide, this is a fun story about a Chinese buffet that he went to with his buddy.

Oh boy. And what you're gonna learn in this clip is that Lorenzo is a port story about a Chinese buffet that he went to with his buddy. Oh boy. And what you're going to learn in this clip is that Lorenzo is a portly gentleman. Oh, I don't know if you knew that or not. Did you pick up on that? No, but I can see it. No, no, no. So she gives us the empty plates. So we go get from some food.

And we both come back and sit down with both our plates. And the weatress comes back with our drinks and she sees my she sees my plate and she goes, oh you you eat a lot I bring you more napkins. Oh, and she's laughing and walks away and my body's just cracking up. But I'm like, I'm telling what the fuck are plates like look equal in amount of food. Yeah, please. Chris isn't here with his my operations drop on fart.

And then why is she making fun of me like they're the same is just because I'm fat, you know, and about a minute later, she comes back with the napkins while I'm drinking my tea and she goes, oh, you drink tea fast. I bring you holes. She looks like what the fuck? I'm eating a drink like a normal He goes, oh, you drink too fast. I bring you holes. And she walks through you and laughs. And I'm like, what the fuck? I'm eating and drinking like a normal person. Why the fuck she's just roasting me?

And dude, I swear like, I'm cracking it up now, but at the moment I was like, what the fuck? Like, this is a Chinese buffet. Why are you shaping me for eating all that I can eat? And even the moment I wasn't even eating that much, you know? Like a normal fucking person. At that moment. And that was her voice too.

I'm not like doing a racist impression. See, she literally sounded exactly like that. You get asked my buddy. I don't have any animosity to the Chinese. I love their porn and their food. Wow, yep, there you go. Chinese porn? Does anyone ever talk about Chinese porn? Is that a thing? I don't think that's legal in theory. Yeah, I'm gonna say, there you go. Chinese porn? Does anyone ever talk about Chinese porn?

Is that a thing? I don't think that's legal in theory. Yeah, I'm gonna say I doubt it. All right, everyone loves the Chinese for their porn. What? I don't think that's true. All right, and then after that ridiculous story, that was a roller coaster.

That was a roller coaster ride. After that, he does want you to promote his show. That's, so this is actually anti-Patti Seacops right here. That's, that's it for you to promote his show. So this is actually anti-pattie Seacops right here. That's it for the day I guess. Make sure to tell your friends about me. And if you have enemies, I guess tell your enemies about me too, because I'd be kind of cool. Nope.

And support your local flower stores, man. Like don't go to a fucking grocery store to buy flowers. That shit is not romantic. Oh yeah, yeah. You know through romance, send some creepy grocery store to buy flowers. That shit is not romantic. Hey, yeah, he knows robots. Send some creepy ass messages to your cousin. Yeah, with your local flower shop. So, he wants us to spread it far and wide and that's it we're doing it right now. Yes, I am here to preach the gospel.

That's all funny is definitely worth checking out if you are already. Well, if you want to hear, takes about male fashion like my number nine, you're gonna have to tune into that, it's all funny because where the fuck else are you gonna hear this? Also, what's the point of the hats with propellers on them? You know, the original bean, the caps kids would wear in like black and white TV shows

with the cap and the pillow? Dude, we should bring that back. That shit is low key fly. Have Bobby Schmurder wear one of those beanies with a propeller. And it would make sense when he throws his head in the air and it never comes back down and just flies away. Amazing.

I mean, who else is talking about beanies dude? At nobody that I know. It is low key fly though. Ow, absolutely. I do have to give him that. Low key goaded as the kids say. My last one, the number 13, this was just some advice you threw out at the end of that first episode

that I played. I just enjoyed it. Yeah, remember to set your clocks back so Benjamin Franklin doesn't fucking come down your chimney and steal your electricity. Very. Take care. Fucking brilliant, man. Fucking brilliant.

This guy knows how to end a fucking bit, doesn't he? Yeah. Ties it all together at the end like that? It's incredible. That's amazing. And by the way, I was just thinking about this. Tim Poole really should bring back the beating of the propeller at the top of that.

Yeah, that would look for him, man. That would be a good look for him. People would stop goofing out of him for being bald. Yeah. They're like, oh no, he just really likes that beauty of the power. That makes sense. All right, so I listen to an episode.

By the way, the description of this show is this. I'm a sick person that hates everything and I'll just talk about it. Follow me on Twitter and Instagram. Listen to that self-fony wherever you listen to podcasts. All right, this is how we start off his show. And when we talk about random, this is as random as a gatsere crush I'm gonna start talking about birthdays. My birthday is nowhere near celebrating right now

But I don't even care to celebrate it all anymore. I don't know if I've talked about that Like I may ask for my birthday off from work But just to have a day where no one bothers me for anything. And I could just eat Chinese food and by Chinese food, I mean just a shit ton of crab rangoons. Today I'm gonna talk about birthdays. It's nowhere near my birthday.

I hate birthdays. I don't know why, why is that the topic of discussion that that's what you're doing. So then he transitions that into a study that was done to determine whether or not money could buy happiness. Yeah, I just saw in the Internet a stupid ass study that was just conducted on if money actually buys happiness and it said that researchers gave 200 people $10,000 like a lump sum and the only condition was that they spend it within three months.

And this is quoted from the actual study, let me read you this. Not only did the participants rate higher levels of happiness than the control group after three months of lavish living, but they also reported elevated happiness levels months after the money was spent. Yeah, like no shit Sherlock, I could have told you that. No shit Sherlock, no shit.

I love this guys, take out that. Oh yeah, give people 10,000 bucks and make it a Spend It, three bucks, make some happy. Yeah, wow, amazing. Good sight to the research, guys. How did you get that funded? So then he goes on to explain how he knows that that's how it was going to turn out.

They didn't have to do this study. It would be easy for me. Money buys crab bread goons, crab bread goons brings me happiness. Therefore money buys you happiness. He has the formula. Got it all. He already had it worked out. Now, on a worksheet, everything.

I wish someone would have came to him. They could have saved a lot of money. A couple more things I want to play here. So this is just some background. We're going to find out about his medical history, which is something that I always enjoy as well. Why? Because it's to his house regularly.

Well, yeah. When you were talking about that, I was like, okay, there's a lot going on here. Man, all day my nose has been twitching like that, which from be which? Samantha, you know, be which? Samantha Stevens, man, which was hot. I don't know, it's been tripping me out. My fucking nose, I'm not sure if it's from, when I got bills paulzy last year

and my face is still waking up the nerves from it, or if it's all the medication I'm just taking that's messing with I don't know my neuro transmitters. Wow, this guy's heavily medicated. I never realized. Is that why he's been jerking off to nick it night for all these years? What did he talk about? He made that reference.

I'm like this TV shows 50 years old. Yeah, more than that. Yeah, that's right. 16 years. Like wow, okay. Holy shit. I mean, She wants a smoke show. I don't know that I'm interested in what she's up to now.

So, I think he likes Mary Energy. So, that's what we're going on. So then, he talks about how there is hope for him with his Bell's palsy and whatever he needs this medication for. And unfortunately, he has to hold out hope with Elon Musk I was really hyped to an Elon Musk was talking about Neuralink and I'm like holy smokes Maybe I can put that chip in my brain and they can cure the terabyte side He slash PTSD that I have from my mom being an evil witch

But nope, he's just still trolling Twitter and talking to his haters But for all I can't blame him I'd probably be doing the same shit if I was in his shoes. I love that. This is the only guy I've ever heard say that. If I were a billionaire like Elon Musk, I'd just be trolling people on Twitter all day too. Yeah. That's actually really bad behavior. It seems like the last thing that he should be doing with this time, in my opinion.

But I love that this guy just honest, but I was like, look, if I had billions of dollars, I'd be telling everyone they suck too. I went out for, Go fuck yourselves. Yeah, that's that's a hell of a take Hell of a take it sure is it's pretty good stuff So that will not be the last that we hear from our friend Lorenzo ariola. Yeah, he is Something Alice you made a couple fans today brother. Yeah, that was a lot for sure. Well done sir All right, It's time for our. This one comes in from Poe Boy's podcast, Jody B,

longtime listener to the show. And he sent me a link on Twitter. And this is from, you know, Brendan Shobb. This is from the shop show, which I didn't know was a thing, the shop show. It's a new thing, but I always thought he was with other people on shows. This is just him solo.

And listen to what he compares his comedy to. It's the same thing I've had people go, and shop don't write jokes. There's no way. They come to the show, and then Mark Tony has this guy, you know, thinks you're so running a joke. So like damn, that's compliment, dude They think I'm with the Chris Rock brand who's right? I'm like, oh man, that's dope. I'm never like what that's ridiculous. No, dude hell. Yeah, man. Fuck yeah. You think so He's doing it. That's dope, dude. That's great. I mean, it's a good show. It was so good. You think somebody else is riding it Hell yeah, dude. This is great. This is fantastic

So if you gave the script to patty seecups you'd believe that patty seecups was saying this This is Brendan shop so with Jake same thing exact same thing exact same thing same thing with Tom Brady, right? Dude, he's whatever he is 44. Dude. There's no way he's that good. Yeah, he's on steroids, right? We want to cut the legs from under people because we could never comprehend that somebody could achieve these accomplishments.

Oh my God, Tom Brady, he's on so much shit. LeBron, dude, so much shit. Okay, okay. Just makes, it makes you feel better about yourself. He just compared his comedy to Tom Brady and LeBron James. To Tom Brady's comedy or Tom Brady's football

point. I think he's talking about their athleticism. Yeah, that's a hell of a stretch. That's a hell of a stretch. You're not the Tom Brady or the LeBron James of comedy, Brendan job. Now this guy took a lot of head trauma over the years, right? Correct. Yeah.

Cause it's, those are some real sentences there. Some really dumb shit shit and I have another Crenshaw the week for you The week this one comes in for my friend Mike who was listening to the Howard Stern show this week Oh, he said Carl pull you have to listen to this thing Howard was going and finding celebrities doing rap songs. Oh boy. He was playing like Hulk Hogan and I guess OJ Simpson did a rap song in the 90s, like late 90s. So they're goofy got it. But then Howard decides that he's

going to do the OJ rap. Oh boy. This is not good. And it doesn't get better. If he did a, if he did a rap about like, you know, Nicole and Ron, I might listen to that. That's something I do want to hear about. It's just about his football career and his rise to the top. People always asking me questions about group, group, group, group, group. People always ask me how I like to kill. I mean, that would be a good rap, right? Yeah, when we talk about the people who got juiced. I think it's Ron and Nicole.

Yeah, they got juiced. You've been juiced Ron and Nicole. My name is OJ and I love my wife. Too bad somebody but headed her with a knife. One old day Ron returned her glasses and then I killed their asses. Yeah, I left my ass off. The glove didn't fit, so they acquit. And now I'm juice.

And I'm gonna cut your fucking head off. Now that you lose. Oh no, I'm not gonna get out of here. I had a good career in the NFL, now Goldman's burning somewhere maybe hell. I don't know Where's the killer who could he be all I know is it wasn't me The love don't fit you must a quit. It's the glove don't fit you must be quit. My name is oh I'm just you jackie is not writing his down to be the favor I'm not trying to stop you. This is my sidewalk.

Maybe you'll get better. Be trying, I'll rejuice. You're just working it out. I got a great learning out. Don't fuck with me or you'll meet my knife. I'm O.J. You've been juiced. You've been ju. You've been juice.

You've been juice. I've been juice. Oh, stop. Please stop. Ever since I took a Bronco ride, people associate the car with homicide. Barring fair. Banging spire is the fun killer.

Well, I'll justiner is the fun killer. Well, I'll just look in the mirror. You've been juiced. I killed my wife, I improved my life, I killed my wife and improved my life. I ain't telling you to do it. That's not the point of this song. Jogo Gadget Wags says, this is worse than the actual murders.

Yeah, agree. Just that I am OJ and I'm just saying, cross me and I'll be slaying you and my wife. When I say Kato, you say K-Lin, Kato. K-Lin. Kato? K-Lin. Kato?

K-Lin. I'm gonna cut you a head off you some good. Do an E-F-O. Kato. K-L-L-L. I'm gonna cut your head off, you're so good. Doing E-D-O joke. Clear. I'm the man, no ifs ands or buts. Don't believe me? You gonna get cuts? I'm O-J.

I killed my wife. I improved my life. Oh God. That's all I'm saying. And I'll be a slain. Oh God. My name is OJ. You got me on the golf course.

Piss me off and I'll beat you like a dead horse. You're a saying. I'm just saying. He's literally being a dead horse. I used to be known as crazy killer. Now I just go on rants on Twitter. I'm OJ. I improved my life.

No. Sm' asses and killin' people over glasses. That's me. Number one, that's a wrap. That I listened to. Oh no, that was fucking awful. Do him and Fred not know that like, hip hop is not that, come a little race from 1984?

Right. They're still on Run DMC's first album. You know what I mean? I know. I was doing. Holy shit, that is bad. And the fact that he put that together to say like, these celebrities can't rap.

You know what'd be good. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. All right, Howard, if you say so. I saw that you also brought a cringe of the week. I did. I was listening to W ATP on Patreon and you and my dear friends drew and Mike were talking about the Emily radishes show. Yeah. And it came across my YouTube feed. I'm like,

I got to watch this. And it's her talking about the podcast. Oh, my great. I got to play this for Kyle just so it's fucking head will explode. Oh my great. I got to play this for Carl just so it's fucking head will explode. Oh no. I want to ask we we talked you did a you wrote a book of essays. Now you have a podcast did writing the essays in any way inform the choice to do a podcast. Did you always think it was something you wanted to do? Right. Why is Chris Cuomo interviewing here right now? What is that? What is going on with this guy? I'm sorry. I haven't seen him in a while. I'm not used to this. I just like that question so Carl tell me writing essays Influence your decision to make a podcast and if so how please provide at least three examples Thank you. It's literally like I want to promote two things. Can you work them both into the question, please?

What do you think is better the new movie you just put out or that TV show you're starring on? What the fuck? Oh, I want to ask, we talked, you wrote a book of essays. Now you have a podcast, did writing the essays, in any way inform the choice to do a podcast? Did you always think it was something you wanted to do? Totally. Last time I was here, I was talking about my book.

Did you always think podcasting is something you wanted to do? It's only time I was here, I was talking about my book. Did you always think podcasting is something you wanted to do? It's only been around for the last 12 years, but okay. Thanks for having me. Of course. Yeah, people, every celebrity gets approached to do a podcast and I was just like, I don't want to be one of those people

and I was working on the book and I just really wanted to finish it so that there was a POV and people could have an understanding of who I am before I started the podcast. Ah! Okay, okay. You need to read my book of essays and understand my point of view

before you listen to my podcast about high and low culture. Well that seems fair. Fucking imagine the fucking balls on this check. Read my book so you understand my point. And I never do it. Because I just reviewed her show, I will tell you in the description, she says, you might know me from my book.

You might know me from my modeling. No, I know you've blurred lines. I saw your tits in the blurred lines video. It's how everyone knows you. And you're gonna spend the rest of your life trying to prove that you're like smart and full of it. And no one fucking cares. No one cares.

Of course you are your human, we're all fucking humans, we're all well-rounded. No one gives a shit about you, except you. And you give a lot of shit about you. I actually, the well-rounded part is my favorite part of her. Wow, the two well-rounded, sure. But it's perfect for me. I love writing essays and I love making tick-tocks

and a podcast is right in the middle. So it's perfect. I'm really, really enjoying it. It's actually two episodes a week. So it's 96 episodes a year. It's a lot of work, but I love it. It's more work than people think. It's so much work.

You have to go to work twice a week and talk about yourself for 45 minutes. It's so much work. Also, if you're trying to sell me on it, saying that it's a cross between essays and TikTok, you know, all you love reading essays. No, you're not looking at TikTok now. Well, it's those two things combined. Go fuck yourself.

Amazing. You know what I like? It's watching porn. Are you going to be doing that anytime soon? Because then I'll sign up. I'm ran. All right. I do want to give a shout out to Troy Smith today is his 40th birthday.

Congratulations. Now Troy Smith is the gentleman. He's done a lot of great art for us. Some of it I'm looking at on the walls right now. But he also did the poster that Simpsonized us for Detroit. We met him in Detroit. Oh my God. You're my fucking hero, buddy.

Dude, he rules. And he just, I wanted to give him a shout out. People should follow him on Twitter. It's at droid Sith on Twitter. So his name is Troy Smith. On Twitter, it's droid Sith. And on Instagram, it's choice myth. If this is confusing to you,

this is some heavy nerd shit right here. Yeah. So at choice myth on Instagram at JoydeSith, he does great art and he's looking for business. So send him some business, he does outstanding work. I also saw in our subreddit, someone suggested that we do like an AMA, like Kevin and myself do an AMA for newer listeners to get caught up on the lore and how this is all evolved into what it is.

There were a bunch of questions in there. I like that idea because I think we could probably accept superchats. So I think that's a great idea. I'll see if Kevin's on board. And we'll get that scheduled for people who want... Superchat Monday. And he will do his questions for us. We'll get that up and running.

I do want to give a Stuttering John update. I saw that you have a Stuttering John clip. Yeah, I just, I brought one clip and we never got the chance to talk about this, but towards the end of the Stuttering John era that we've just witnessed, there were all these shows that were coming out that were reviewing Stuttering John content. There were, and there was, That's my thing. There was one that came out that,

I loved, I thought was really special, and it didn't get the chance to flower and develop. Like I wish that it should have, but it's called the watcher. It's very mysterious. No one knows who the watcher is. But when you watch the watcher, you're fucking watching the watcher, you know what I mean?

Yeah, and the watcher's watching you. And the watcher is watching Stuttering John. Alright, before I hit that, though, I feel like we should do that. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Fuck you, YouTube! [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ You can't hear this shit! [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪

Got you an algorithm? Copyright strike my ass! [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Whoo! Gaggy, yeah! Almost forgot to look. I'm watching you John. I'm watching you do one small thing. Change the microphone setting. How are you?

Why did you change your microphone setting? Just to prove that there's a tea bag in there. He's using a clear cup. Why am I late today? Well, as you're drunk. Final Jan six hearing. that's a disgusting finger. I get the garbage underneath there. You're obviously a butthole garden. He all lifting girdle where obviously that's right Donald but hold guard. I Think of the old but all garden again very mysterious. We'll never know who the watcher is right

Don't ever find out but my god. That was compelling content. I miss you. That was fantastic So just quick updates on Suthering John the mods are pissed at him Oh boy. And this is being well documented right now by Muttering Jay. Muttering Jay. On the cases always. As always, if you go on Twitter, Muttering Jay is finding these chats between Benny Lockeau

and Andrew Brower and Carlyne Martin. And they're all like, what the fuck? I got charged. Carlyne Martin is the funniest one. She got charged five bucks for Patreon for November. And she's like, I could have used that money for food. We should have, if five bucks means that much to you. Yeah, don't give it to Stuttery John.

That's for damn sure. So apparently, people are pissed at John because everyone got charged in November on his Patreon and YouTube, but there's no new content coming out. And no old content. Where the old content's gone as well. Also, let's not forget, he missed three beer on the balcony

in a row in October. So he really wasn't delivering that month either. He came out and said the November charge was for October content, which is not true. Yes, not otherwise. It's just an asshole. And it's great that these people are really turning on him right now.

You know, so do John News. Oh God. Motherfucker doesn't have a friend in the world. No, he doesn't have a friend in the fucking world He's ruined every single personal relationship. He's ever had. Yeah He finally has a circle of people that like tolerate them and like them and show up every week And he completely fucking alienated him and like him and show up every week and he completely fucking alienated him. And like just close to them. Just thanks for the money. Fuck you. Yeah, no, he literally, we played this on our show. His October 31st episode of Beer on the Belkini, which all of these mods are watching because they're all part of that support group. They're watching him say tomorrow, November 1st, we got a great show for you I got a great guest lined up. Yeah, and then he disappeared

So it wasn't like he was telling people by the way. I'm gonna take some time off Yeah, because that was he's got personal shit going on which is ah these got personal shit going on And yet he just had a camera crew over to his house this week and Apparently he's filming some documentary about Howard Stern or something. Howard wants nothing to do with by all. Of course. It's going to feature grillo, Jackie, John, from what I've heard, guys that worked there 35 years.

Correct. And from what I've heard, John's the only guy who insists on getting paid to do it. So John got like 500 bucks for that. So that's like two weeks worth of super chat. So, that's like two weeks worth of superchat. Well, to fuck. That's a month's worth of superchats. So, no wonder he's not giving the content of it. And he doesn't have to give YouTube 30%.

Oh, that's a good point. That is Nat Cash. He's pulling down. Wow. Good job, Jody. All right, so, Centuttering John, you know, he's still out there, still tweeting at people and putting out messages on his Patreon and stuff,

but no new episodes. He says January he'll make his return. God dammit. That's the update. Impressive that he found a way to piss off, even though people laughed on the planet that aren't disgusted by his every breath. Speaking of pissing off, everyone you've ever known.

It's time to mock. Zoom mock. Woo! Now, I know that I've alluded to this story before. Chad Zumak pulled off a charity scam before Stuttering John did his charity scam. No shit, a pioneer. He is a pioneer and this was documented by his former co-host Kevin Brennan.

They were on Misery Love's company together and they got sick of each other. So Chad's no longer on that show. Kevin comes on Anthony show, the Anthony Kumya show. And Kevin reads the email that everyone who's a Patreon member of Chad Zumox received. So you can send out messages to people on Patreon, obviously. And this is his message to the Patreon members.

This other one, this is the email he sent. People sent it to me because I don't have, I'm not in his Patreon as I'm, anyway, he sees his, I'll just, I don't know if I can not as in his Patreon or some. Anyway, he sees his, his, I'll just, I don't know if I can read it. I'm reaching out, this is Chad's email. Okay. I'm reaching out to all my former Patreon supporters for favor.

My childhood friend and neighbor, Jesse Moore, was severely injured in a major car accident last weekend and his insurance is not covering it because there was a lapse in coverage. Oh, I hate when that happens because there was a lapse in coverage. Oh, I hate when that happens. The old lapse in coverage story. Long story short, Jesse just had a newborn baby with his wife Kelly two months ago and now this happened. God damn it, they can't get any look.

They have no walk. As of right now, he can't even walk in the situation of high, high, high, high, I know it's a tough time for a lot of people right now and I want to do something to help out. I know. Obviously, I'm coming off one of the toughest years of my life, but I'm finally seeing light at the end of the tunnel.

That being said, for the next two months, I will be donating all my Patreon money and 75% of my merch money on the road to Jesse. Oh my God, no way. I feel the need to do something, and it's the best I can do with this with this situation I went ahead and started a one dollar tier on my patreon just one dollar he repeats if you're willing and able I would love for you to sign up under the one dollar tier because the next two months is going to go for a great cause

I made it one dollar for anyone who might be in a financial bimbe right now But by all means sign up for more if you're feeling charitable. The link is below and thanks for the support now and the passport. It went up 15 people. So he sent this out like, hey guys, it can really use the support. Holy crap. My friend got this horrible accident.

He didn't have insurance at the time. You know, as you know, Kroge, if you get a horrible accident with another vehicle and you don't have insurance at the time, you have to pay out of pocket or else they just let you die. Yeah, I mean, that's how that works. So Chad just being a great guy,

and Chad's not having a good go at life because he's making every bad decision possible. So it's not like he has a ton of money, but he's like, you know what, I'm such a great guy that what I'll do is I'll create a new tier on my pay tre just a dollar, and a hundred percent of his proceeds are gonna go, no, it's interesting because Patreon takes a cut of that.

Right. So it almost seems like there'd be a better way to raise money for your friend if you wanted to do that. Yeah, like this can't be true. First of all, if it's true, why wouldn't you have a GoFundMe? Yeah. Why wouldn't you set up a go fund me? Not it wouldn't go to hand you'd go be like here's the go fund me for this guy Cuz you would get things these things always were always and they make a shit load of money make like 50 grand

So he can so he can he can he got the guy $15 By the way, he says he set up a $1 level and it went up 15 cuz I said it was at 91 now It's at 106 so basically he got the guy 15 dollars. He's like the kid in the movie where it goes to the hospital $15 In a jar and he's like hey mister my friends here. I believe Make this get rid of his cancer Like one scrum going up dollar bill. I'm gonna hit that. Oh my God.

That's funny. This is what's so embarrassing about this. It's the same thing with Stettlery John, but we're focused on Chad and his charity, Skavnau. So this was back in March of this year. Okay. So this is before John did his thing in the summertime.

But when you have 90 people supporting you on Patreon, you're the last person who's going to take that money and help somebody else's life. Like, buddy, you're not doing well yourself. You worry about you. And if you have a platform, if you have a megaphone and you want to promote this, do it the right way. This whole thing where you have to do the accounting on the back end of two months worth, and 75% of merch sales, and 100% of proceeds are Patreon, and you just got to trust me. I'm going to do the right thing. Well, just the basis of it all, is it about you or about the person you're trying to

help? Because if it was about the person you're trying to help, you'd have a go for me as we even said. If it was about you, you'd be like, hey, join my Patreon, I get my updates. This whole fucking, and it's so transparent. It's not even a good scam. It's a horrible scam. There's some good fucking scams out there.

Nowadays, this ain't one of them. Crosh, if you want people to join your Patreon and we all do, all of us who are doing the shows and have a Patreon, the best way to do it is to give people great content in return. Yeah. That's what you do to get people on your Patreon. You don't have to tell them that this person's mangled,

they just had a kid, and if you are a good person, which I know you are, you'll give me money inside of my Patreon, like that's the worst way to get people on your Patreon. Yeah, it's like trying to get a date through a pity store. Yes. That shit don't work, even if you get a date, and it ain't gonna be a good one, you don't even mean,

like, holy shit, this whole fucking thing is so gross. All right, so then Anthony explains that this setup doesn't even make fucking sense You if you're insurance laughs by the way insurance his he's got this archaic version of insurance insurance Insurance by the way is no fault all insurance is no fault now So if you your insurance lapsed and you hit someone, they don't go, well, it was your fault or his fault. They just go to the insurance companies and they pay somebody whoever's out for his was lapsed even the other persons would pay out a settlement. It's not like so one just competes for the other. Yeah, for the other. They're all in too many people like illegal aliens. They get exactly.

Exactly. So they have it and people like a no fault insurance. Right. And everything's no fault now. So they don't go because they know people drive. They know people drive and they don't have insurance. So they probably want to happen to two people. They cause too much money to figure out who's faulted.

All right. It's really what happened. They're a player. They're people right. Two people get into an accident and it becomes like, figure out who's faulted. All right, all right. He's really what happened. They're a player. They're a player. They're a player. They're a player. Right. Two people get into an accident and it becomes like, well, who's fault to us?

Because that insurance company has to pay. That hasn't been a thing for fucking decades. Now it's just both insurance companies come up with an arrangement. And it's no one's fault. So it doesn't make sense that the insurance life is. None of it makes sense. None of it makes sense. the insurance might make sense. None of it makes sense. None of it makes sense. So the person who said this into me is our buddy, Jackie Marlow, who provides a lot of great content for the show. And he says, by the way, from working in the industry, Ant is wrong about insurance on this

clip. Most states are not no fault insurance states, including Ohio or Chad group. Yeah, I was gonna say it. That's all depends on the state you're in. Correct. But he is right. The Chad's account of the story and insurance status doesn't add up. Yeah.

If the crash was the fault of the driver who supposedly hit Chad's friend, the friend could file a bodily injury claim with the at fault drivers insurance. So it would have needed to be the at fault drivers insurance that laughs not his friends. And if that were the case, you'd think Chad would mention that to increase the sympathy factor, right?

Yeah. Okay. So there's a million other permutations of this. I could run down uninsured motorist coverage, suing and uninsured driver for damages. But my point is that Anthony's right about Chad not understanding how insurance applies here. Despite getting the details of no fault insurance wrong, I also have no doubt that Anthony's right about Chad and understanding how insurance applies here, despite getting the details of no fault insurance wrong. I also have no doubt that Chad's dealt

with many lapses of coverage on his own current insurance, which is why he's so familiar with that concept, I'll be inaccurately applying it to this situation. Yeah, that's that, that's that. And then Kevin Brite and Latt's Chad dealt that he's dumb. When I read this, somebody said it to me, I went, I read it, I was like, and is he this dumb? Oh, Chad. I'm like, you can that he's dumb. When I read this, somebody said it to me, when I read it, I was like,

is he this dumb? Oh, Chad. I'm like, you can't be this dumb. Like, don't fucking do anything. Like, if you want to raise your Patreon, I don't know what to do, but this isn't, this is like dumb. That is not the way to do it

and get a garner, any kind of simple thing. First of all, if you set up a fake, go fund me, it's illegal. I think. You remember those people in Philadelphia that they fake, go fund me. It's illegal. I think. You remember those people in Philadelphia that they pretended to homeless? It's like a matter. That scam.

They pretended that homeless guy, that homeless guy, they ran out of gas or something. Oh, yeah, yeah. $1, his last dollar. Yeah. And then they played this whole scam and then they all got more. We're all in it.

They all went to jail or something. Yeah, they didn't get the money. That's for sure. So yeah, and they started spending money like in goodfellas, like, don't spend a money. Don't spend the money. What are you doing? The screws are watching us. I put it in my wife's name. I put it in my wife's name. I put it in my friend's name. They got it in an ad. Jesse Moore. Everyone knows Jesse more. So people looked up people looked up Jesse more. There's no there's no there's nobody on Jesse more following him on any. No, any social media. If you're such a good friend, wouldn't you be following people and saying, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

So it's like, for so you would do a go fund me first. Then maybe you would do your Patreon. But it but chat probably knows it's illegal to do a go fund me. Yeah, yeah, yes. But this is, they're not gonna, they're not gonna bring them the court for $15, you know? I friend, Hey, would you blow me? Was in an accident. I just want people to know he needs money.

Would you blow me? Hey, would you blow me? My Cunt, a good friend of mine. So, Jackie Barlow goes on to say that because he gave out the full name of his friend, he decided to do some research on this as well. And he says, I'm sure someone who got into a car wreck where insurance had laps and his wife had just had a baby would have a legit go fund me. He could not find it. Yeah, they'd also be in the press for the birth announcement. Yes, he could not find that either. He couldn't find any news report of any of this habit egg.

I did a cursory search on Google using the childhood friend and wife's name, Jesse and Kelly Moore. There is zero indication of them on social media or associated with any of the Cleveland news stations or even just the word accident at all. Yeah. So he's lying. Now this is fun. Well, I mean, I suppose it. Yeah. So he's lying. Now, this is fun.

Well, I mean, supposedly, I think Chad's lying. Or allegedly. Allegedly. Or at the very least, he's really dumb to think that this is a good way to help his friend out. Who got to do an accident. It's not. It's not gonna help him in any single way.

It's, I talked about this on the bonus show yesterday, but it's literally guys in dumb metal bands in any single way. It's, I talked about this on the bonus show yesterday, but it's literally guys in dumb metal bands in this town put together these benefits shows for like Ukraine or something. It's like, it's like, hey, we're gonna have five local bands get together and play in front of 17 people and their girlfriends to raise money for Ukraine. It's like, all right, well, there's 80 billion going over there.

Whatever you're gonna do is not gonna help. It's like, to drop in the bucket. The 40 bucks you raise is a good thing. It's not gonna do it. It's like, all right, well, there's 80 billion going over there. Whatever you're gonna do is not gonna help. It's like, to drop in the bucket. The 40 bucks you raise is the good one. It's not gonna do it. It's not gonna do it, it's not gonna do it. All right, so then Chad sent a note to Iraq at compound media because apparently Kevin Brennan posted a video from the Anthony Kumya show on YouTube

and Chad wants to take him down. And I know that Chad does this and I've gotten those notes from Chad about subreddit threads. Chad's very good at cleaning the internet up. He's very into reputation management. Yes, correct. Yes. He should really hire a firm to do it. I mean, it costs money.

But yeah. All right, so this is the, Anthony starts reading the note, the Chad said, uh, Iraq. Oh, shit. There's something, Kumiya clowns Chad, that's the YouTube thing.

That's all I put that up. Okay, cool. And he goes, can you, can you strike this? Kevin's not even in it. And all it does is trolls me now. Not sure why Kumi has jumped on board with it. Because it's hilarious. That's why I'll be in New York City this summer. Well, that's probably not. He said that again. He said I'll be in New York City. And then it's going to come to New York City like that guy silenced

a lands where he has like a face mask and he's like they put him on they will him in like a dolly and then this was at 10.56 a.m. and then it 9.52 p.m. the same day he goes ignoring my messages to to Iraq and he tells him look I'm going through some shit on my own here you know I'm in control of me too yeah I'm in control some shit on my own here. You know, Kevin's throwing me too. Here he comes. Tell me. I don't have time for this. It goes, okay, I'll pass on this radio gossip and drama.

hilarious. How you all forgot about the awful things he said about you and Kumiya. You he's talking about, by the way, I was talking about you. All right. So now Chad wants to get covered in trouble. Is there a head? Can you please copyright strike this video that I don't want on YouTube? And by the way, did you hear what he said about your mom?

Yeah, I don't know what your friends are doing. We think you suck, too. Oh, God. And so this goes on because now Chad is dragging even to awesome to it. This is back in March, by the way. Yeah. Keep doing what you're doing to keep Reddit and who are these podcasts? Happy.

You got to drag everyone in it. And then he hears his thing where he does, he needs to try to get Iraq on his side by bashing you. Kevin clowned you and you took it. He made you look like a little bitch. So sad. Don't worry, Eric, I got you more to come. I don't even know what that means. More to come. I don't know what more to come is. Talk about this stupid email.

So Chad tries to manipulate people, but he's terrible. Yeah, for real. Yeah. So now he's trying to be like, Hey, Eric, you and I, we're on the same team here, buddy. I mean, Kevin's the problem here. We're buds. Holy shit. And even tries to pull the, I used to work on the radio card. E-Rock, long time radio guy. So this is how you're like, look at, we're brothers. We're the same guy you and I, it's funny how you're treating me like it wasn't in rate, like I wasn't in radio.

I know all the tricks and bullshit. So don't mess with me. You could strike any video you wanted to choose not to, but you're a follower. Like he thinks because he said so that some video should be right and it isn't even a video from us. I think he wanted EROC to go to wherever that video was and say that's a copyright infringement. Right, right, right. Give him a strike and take it off. Meanwhile, I don't give a fuck it's on there again.

It was funny. Yeah. So I love that Chad thinks that he has control over the situation. You're like, what are you doing? Of course you have to do a copyright strike and you're like, I don't care. I'm not gonna bother with that.

Anthony doesn't care. None of us care. Unbelievable. Think about this though. Chad Zumak was the third Mike on an afternoon drive show in Cleveland for a very short amount of time. And this is how he acts. That was the number eight show in the number 48.

Market Carl. Yes, it has turned him into a monster. Could you imagine if he was actually successful in show business? What would happen to this fucking guy? Oh my god It would be awful All right, this is the last the last clip. This is just more of that goofy God Chad More what's his name? I see more see more. I just had a baby gosh. Oh that what a shame I would fuck it and who actually subscribed after that going like oh my god That's team people 15 people when I'm 15 p.p. It's and maybe at a dollar Maybe people just join because they take it right right. Oh, oh, oh, the bit that could be funny now

You're part of it. Yeah, I guess I did today This wife comes up. I joined Dollar a dollar a fucking dollar even a homeless guy's like you only get. I joined a dollar a dollar a fucking dollar Even the homeless guys like you only get to get me a dollar Jesse fucking his teeth went around the steering wheel. It was crazy a buck Hey, I walk say one again with the he walks in one of those big checks you win when you get a win a golf time Look what I did for you. It's $15 If you look what I did, we had $15. $15, Chad, we'd like to present you with a check.

Some of $15. I hope you're friend Jesse Moore. I can't even get in the hospital because it's too big. By the way, don't even notice this, but Kevin Brown is wearing a Chad Zumaq t-shirt that says WANTED, it's like a W a wanted poster with Chad's bug shot on there for when he got a dewey and cleaver. Chad it's only $15 yeah but you know it's a thought that counts no not at all when you're in a hospital. Side some money we need money Chad. So just hilarious shit. Uh fucking Chen Zuma.

I'm definitely gonna get to this month. We're gonna do a bonus show based on the episode where he had a, Chen Zuma got a meltdown about us. I'll go into Orlando and do it in the content house. Oh boy. He's very upset that he's out of part of that crew. Even though he says just the opposite. He did it over an hour long show,

talking about how much he doesn't care. Yeah. About being part of that crew. It's like Stuck Joe. Yeah, I an hour long show talking about how much he doesn't care about being part of that crew. It's like Stuck Joe. Yeah, of course, of course he doesn't care. You know who else never cares is Patty Seacum. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me. Don't tell me if you don't like my show.

Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I go for the Because that's a better answer. Is there a new episode of free water? How long we'd have a song? I checked out just dropped cars.

Nice off the presses and I couldn't be happier about it This starts off with I mean just a little patty C cups verbal wonder is it always does Let's do it Let's get let's get some gains. Let's gain some gets Right is that a thing doesn't matter doesn't matter who am I asking anyways? What am I waiting for you guys to respond in a comment? Stop it. Alrighty.

Same old Patty Seacup. Now it's Lorenzo, I feel like Patty's gonna up his game. He really does. Yeah. But he had a great adventure this week. Oh good. Patty Seacup's left his house. I love when he leaves his house.

He left the trailer park, he went to the store. What? And this was quite an ordeal. Oh good. He had to wait in a line car. A line has even had a good day. This guy, I've never heard of just say like things are working out for me today. Just just happy. Go lucky. Patti C. Cops. There's a black cloud over his trailer park. Yeah, there's stays there. But anyway, he likes to go to the local neighborhood shop because he likes the cash years there. Okay. I do my shopping. I don't mind it. I don't care if there's a cash

year. It's always a different face. I saw the same guy in there like four weeks in a row and then he was gone. I saw another dude in there for like three weeks in a row. He's gone. I wasn't going there every day. But if I popped in, I'd see these faces. Okay. So they became common faces to me. I enjoyed it. They knew me. I knew them. It was your local mom and pop type of shop, even though it is a corporation. It's huge. Okay, so if you're keeping score at home, it's the same face is the same familiar friendly faces all the time, except they switch out constantly every few weeks and time he goes in there. And it's his local mom and pop, but it's also a global corporation with thousands of locations all over the world.

He seems confused. I'm not sure he does a point he's trying to make. Just a little bit. Okay. But then the cashier does something that rocks his fucking world. So we're standing in this line and I'm kind of pondering. I'm like, I got all the shit in my hand. I'm going to set it down and the line's line's gonna move I look at the cashier another face

I've never seen before he comes down to the second cashier the cash register because there's two cash registers and then there's a self-check out in the middle nobody ever works the second cash register at all it's usually one guy on the end and that's it this guy comes to the second register does something and then proceeds to walk out the front door. I'm thinking, maybe he's helping a customer, do something, maybe he's grabbing the cards, I don't know why he's going, well, why do he go outside? So I'm already suspicious.

I love when he has the most mundane afternoon and has to podcast about it. These are details I could never tell anyone. They would have me committed. Literally going to the store is a fucking ordeal. Hey, can I just point out, he said there's a self-checkout. Yes. Why is he doing the self-checkout, Krause? That's the craziest thing. He doesn't want to wait life.

That's the craziest thing. That's the whole episode is about how shitty it was to wait in this line. And how no one would help him. You're right. There's a self-tuck out right in the middle. He even talks about it in a way. Okay.

Um, but we got a problem here because now we got arms full of shit. There's no one at the register to help him out. We got to go get a basket. So I started to do another lap. I started walking around the store again. I'm like, all right, I just grabbed some other things and I find a basket, right? A little yellow basket on the floor just sitting there. I'm like alright, I just grabbed some other things and I find a basket, right? Little yellow basket on the floor just sitting there.

So I say alright, fuck it. I'm dumping their shit out, I'm taking, putting my shit in it. And it got to the point where I was literally being as gross as the place was. I'm like this place is already doesn't give a shit. Guess who doesn't give a shit also? Me. Holy shit

Grosch What an asshole! Let's ride with this guy That's unbelievable He spends five minutes talking about how gross this place ends Then he's like, so I just found a basket with someone shit in it I dumped it on the fucking floor and put my shit in it and walked away Well, that's why the store looks like this

That's right Precisely Let's ride with this guy Are you gonna tell me? There isn't a pile of baskets at the front of the store like they're always as every start of a bid too? That's where the baskets are. You'll walk around the store looking for them. It's right at the front.

Right at the entrance. It's where the store you got to find an old lady, knock the shit out of her hand, chopper shit out of the floor and be like, my basket now bitch. And then you use her walker. Exactly, from your face. You're insane, you get to the fun. Only a strong survive in this store bitch. It's amazing.

Well, okay, so now we got a basket, we got some more items, now we get back in line. But now we're starting to get mad. The cashier guy never comes back. Woo, and by the time that I get this basket, oh guys. I'm upset. I'm enraged, honestly.

I'm at that fuck me or fight me. Type of situation, right? She's right! She's right! I mean, okay, I get it. You put a YouTube comment up. Three people don't agree with you. Yes, I'm going to be angry about that for a month or two.

But this, I feel like he should not be this upset about what's happening so far in the store. Because that's what they're doing. One of two things should have happened. If I was really out of my mind, I should have just, and I wanted to make a point, I should have just took all the items I had, maybe five or six things, and just walked out the front door.

Hey, no one's here. What do I care? He's so upset by the lack of personal customer service attention that he's writing shoplifting. Yes I'm just gonna take this shit and walk out the door your fault. It's all your head. You'll never see me again I make war take that seven eleven. Oh I don't know how you're gonna recover from this? So I'm really glad that he doesn't drink anymore. It's probably a good thing. This seems like a guy who probably flies out the hand

a little too easily. Oh, you think? Yeah, I don't think substance is being in his body. It would be a good thing for him. Then he sees a manager. Okay, and this makes him even more upset. Uh-oh. Literally nobody's there. As I take the second lab, I see a manager. And this makes him even more upset. Oh. Literally nobody's there.

As I take the second lab, I see a lady, and she's on the phone, and she happened to come out of the back room. That, that, that. So I'm thinking, well, she works here. What is she doing? Because at least for my knowledge, somebody that gets a position of manager,

store manager, co-manager, anything of that title where you're not wearing the same stupid shirt as everybody else doing the register, you had to do the register at some point. At some point you had to learn the things that all these other employees had to learn, so there's no fucking excuse for you to just walk around instead of coming up there and slam on some items on this motherfucking red laser and checking us out. There's someone who works at this store. Yeah, who's in this building right now who is not attending to me. What the fuck on a Universe do I live in where everyone doesn't stop what they're doing to help me in line? And she's on the phone. She's literally doing something else. One way to assume she's talking to a customer on the phone. Oh my God.

As this is all going down. Oh my God. Also, I like that he says co-manager. Is this the thing as a co-manager to a retail store? I've never heard of such a thing. I can't even tell you. But it gets better, basically. Let's know the job titles I know about.

There's manager, there's assistant manager, there's co-manager. That job titles I know about. There's manager, there's assistant manager, there's co-manager. That's how I know. He does the only thing that makes sense in this situation. He starts talking shit. Good. So as I'm doing this lap, I'm already kind of talking shit. I'm like, what the fuck, man?

And this lady's here just walking around. What is she doing? And I even say that out loud. I'm like, didn't you learn how to do this shit? You know, to be able to get the job you got now you have to know how to use the register It'd be weird if you're a fucking district manager came into your store and didn't know how to open the register Am I wrong? So he's now he's openly talking shit to someone. How do you even exist without coming over here and helping me?

But why are you even doing but as she, she doesn't know how to use the register. It just seems like she has a shit going on at this time. This is all in his fucking house. Yeah, okay. Everything about this is all in his head. This is amazing. Yeah, and then so the next one, we start talking about the self-checkout line

that all of a sudden exists. Now everybody's using the self-checkout, they have to. Okay. And as of like two days ago, they changed the self checkout, they have to. And as of like two days ago, they changed the self checkout machine to allow cash. Okay. Because for the longest time, it was card only. Sure.

That's why I was like, well, fuck it. I can get in and out of this place. So quick, why don't got to worry about talking to anybody, can use my card and see you later. So he's on eBT, right? Yeah, definitely. I'm so confused by this whole thing. Can anybody can use my card and see you later. So he's on eBT right? Yeah Definitely I'm so confused by this whole thing. So now he wants to use the self-checkout the self-checkout line used to be only for him because

The magical card I now okay anyone can use the self-checkout line and now that's a problem because he has to wait in line I disagree only because I've never seen anyone with cash in a store. I mean, this is going back many years now. Nobody's paying with cash anywhere ever. No one's ever like, what? This thing doesn't accept cash. Well, fuck me.

How am I going to purchase my items? It's unbelievable. This whole thing is unbelievable. Yeah, it's a statement. The whole thing is unbelievable. I got it. And again, waiting in line. That's the whole problem. I went to a store and I had to wait in line. There's a staple. The whole thing is unbelievable. Okay. And again, waiting in line. That's the whole problem.

I went to a store and I had to wait in line. There was a line, so we took a lap. And then the line was still there, so you took another lap, and he's getting enraged every fucking step that he takes, getting more and more angry. If he were to stand in line the whole time, you'd be out of there right now.

If he ever went to a real place, like a city with people in it, he would have to kill himself. I mean, you can't do anything without waiting. I thought I wanted a Southern John reality show. I'm certain to think I want to see a patty see Cush reality show. We just place him because it'd be great like the real world, give him some roommates, put him in New York City, give him a nice apartment. Yeah, you know, give him a nice place, a lot of space and everything and just

watch him try to cohabitate in a big city with other fucking adults, it'd be amazing. As long as he gets a little closet under the stairs to podcasts from. Fuck yeah. I'm executive producing. I'm fucking in, man. I'm busing out a bankroll for that show.

Croge, should we start a TV network? I think we should. Who are these podcasts? Start a television network full of reality shows? We already got the call sign. And you what in between all these reality shows time-mire stand up Perfect do remind me to talk about him trolling me on Twitter this week. All right. Sorry. Keep going as we talk about Tom Myers the happier I am okay All right, so we're 20 fucking minutes into this episode and then we get

The store name review. Oh, she's putting them on black. I know how to tell a story and the place is simply called dollar general Okay, I know I know It's a bombshell of course it's dollar general. Okay, no, there are a couple things funny about this There's a lot of things funny about the first is that the name of the episode is dollars general The first is that the name of the episode is dollars general Hit play it's on your screen and then it's 20 minutes of him building up. What will it be? What will it be second of all you're in a trailer park and Gary in the end? Of course you're in a dollar general Where the fuck else would you be? I know what happened to have you what the fuck what are you talking about? I say 7-11. It's way too expensive. Yeah, right?

He would ever do is like fucking a Zagnet bars 89 cents fuck this noise And here I thought he was at William Sonoma. No, he's at a dollar general and dude Here's the thing about dollar general. They're fucking war zone That's the whole fucking point you can go in any dollar general in the fucking country It doesn't matter if you're in city if you're in fucking rural America wherever the fuck you are Yeah, it's a shit hall. It's a shit. It's an app they can't afford to pay employees to stack the shelves That's how they afford to keep the lights on the places and disarray. It's a disaster Also, these are days and confused my experience in the dollar general is if you're actually purchasing your items

They look at you funny like why aren't you stealing like everybody else? Yeah, so you just walk out of here No one's gonna say anything There's a fuel around here, and I have literally watched people walk out with the baskets fully Yeah, the people call them and you're like yeah, it happened again And then they hang up the phone and go back what they're doing no one gives a shit That's kind of the joy about that That's un-fucking believable. Yeah, okay, okay, so we're back in line. We're in the dollar general now shit starts getting haywire So after I walk back to the line. I start saying to everybody just kind of out loud

Just took just to the wind. I'm saying out loud. I'm like, okay Right, so we're just left our own devices, huh? Nobody works here. Oh What's going on? Where is everyone? And like I said, I'm just saying this out loud. Just out loud, people are looking at me because of course I'm not... Yeah. ...talking to anyone specifically, and they're like... Well, this guy is nuts.

Yeah, and we know it would be great, is it so it was just like... Is that penny broken skull? Sir, can I have your autograph? I've heard so much of your work. This is amazing. I thought I recognized you. When I heard your voice talking to no one, I knew it was you.

This is what he does all day, talks to no one. Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much. He even does it without public. I knew he did it in his closet. I had no idea he did that in public, dude. This is great. Oh, it's unbelievable Can't believe you said that job in Arby's anymore. That's crazy. Let's be everyone's fault, but his and this whole thing

So now he's standing on his pissed off. He's like who works here? I'm fucking waiting in line Why is someone helping me see that machine right there? We can scan all your items and pay for it That's what works here. That's who that's what works That's all you do it That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do.

That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do.

That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do.

That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. That's what you do. I say fuck that noise. I'm going to self check out with 40 items because I don't want to talk to you anyone Mother fuckers a rabble. Watch out for me. I mean a fuck I can get out of this store without even taking my earbuds out Count me the fuck That's exactly that's exactly my thought process too. I'm like I got a fucking pause drew in Mike for this Fuck that there's someone who disagrees with you Carl. Okay, self checkouts are bullshit. Shameless is gonna tell you why. And I'm gonna do all the work. Not only am I gonna go pick out all the items

and carry them without a basket or cart. I'm gonna check them out and put them in a bag myself. Hey man, can I get a raise? Because apparently I fucking work here now. I mean, I'll rock the motherfucking yellow shirt, but I need $12 an hour, okay? What the fuck are we- that's the other thing too, is anybody that does work there or happens to look like they work there for any amount of time, don't look like they work there. They just look like people.

And what's the deal with baggage at the airport now? I have to put the baggage claim on my own bag. What am I doing? Everyone's job for them? Why don't they just have the fly the plane? What a fucking lukewarm take that is. That was a lukep take in 2002. And we're saying here in 2020,

he's just spraying off about this bullshit. But it's funny though, because in Patty C. Cusmind, that is work. He's like, Jesus Christ, I would get a job. If I knew I was gonna have to do this, whereas the rest of us are like, oh, thank God, I can just fucking do this myself and get the fuck out of here.

He's the kind of guy who's like, he's like, he's a sub-tidal. I was like, if I wanted to read, I wouldn't went to school. What am I watching a book? Yeah. But he closes his out with a joke, and I gotta say, it's one of his better ones. And now it's like, oh, even Dollar General has a clearance

aisle, a whole aisle dedicated to clearance. You know, what a strange guy that is Boom that's rough That one was rough. Well, thank you so much for bringing patty seecups to us because I love we get a glimpse into what his real life is like Fucking incredible. That's my favorite my favorite of all of his content. It's not the MMA talk. I know everyone loves the MMA talk. That's not my thing with him.

I want to hear what happened to him during his day out in the real world. That's fascinating to me. Does he drive there? Does he have a car? I have so many questions. I gotta know. We got to get this reality show going.

My pitch for the reality show is we just give him a simple task. Like, go bring me back a light bulb. Here's $5. And just let's see what happens. I gotta know we gotta get this reality show going my pitch for the reality show is we just give him a simple task like Bring me back a light bulb here's five dollars. It's just let's see what happens Yeah, it's a it's a scavenger. It's the world's easiest scavenger hunt. Yeah To a store I mean it's gonna be fucking trash All right, you have three days to fight a sharpie Basic race for retards. Wait, what's the task again? I already forgot. Fuck. Alright, I do have one more segment that I want to present to you. I thought it'd be fun to check it out, our friend Greg Opie Hughes. And you know, one of the things that Greg does for us is, puts out these videos that already

have the clips. He still does that. Yeah, that's like a strategy now. Yeah, that's weird. So I have some of those, but I also decided to check in on just his regular stream. So every morning, I, it seems like every morning, he gets up and you get to wake up with OP. Oh boy. Yeah. So this is him. He starts off his show. And he's in his apartment in Manhattan overlooking the city. And when I went from Opie,

when I first tune into his show, I need a weather report. Yeah, absolutely. I want to know what's going on with the weather that day. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, live and with that I say good morning and welcome to my live stream 500 feet above New York City on a very oh my god look look for yourself a very foggy day it's a very foggy day here in New York City and I like the mood we'll start in the fog and then as the sun and still comes up you know that right It still comes up. You know that right? You know when you're having a bad day, just think about when you fly on a rainy day

and you get up on the clouds and you realize the sun is always out. Shut up. Whoa. Crocs, have you ever heard someone say that before? When you're having a bad day Just think about when you're out of the airplane and you fly up the clouds of the sun is out He says it isn't that's a saying or something like yeah, I don't we heard you people say that to me on the street

Yeah, and if you're just listening to this this motherfucker hasn't combed his hair in wheat There's a rat nest on his head that is fucking disturbing. This guy is disheveled. Yeah, he's not looking great. And for some reason, he decides to go on camera and do this show. Now, he's talking to a couple dozen people on Facebook, maybe YouTube as well. And he does this really cool thing at the beginning

of his show. I call it Roll Call. Oh, boy. Maybe you've seen this before, Kroj. Maybe you've seen other podcasts. There's do this. All the successful ones. All the successful ones start the show by naming all the people who are watching them.

You know, this would have been impossible for him to do when he was on Series XM. Not just because he doesn't know who's listening, but also because there's hundreds of thousands of people listening. It makes it very difficult to call each of them out individually. And I just, I didn't pull the whole roll call thing I was equals that forever, but I did pick up on something here. With that, I also want to say hi to John Quarty. His first on the Facebook.

You got my regulars coming in, Nick Umrichin. You got Lisa Connor with the good morning buttercup. I look forward to the good morning buttercup every single morning. Who else we got? Hugo, what's up? This is something he looks forward to. So he has his regulars.

Yeah. He has his regulars that he sees every morning that check in with him. These are not actual friends. These are people on the internet who are also lonely and pathetic. Parasocial social like Hopi. This whole parasocial world that we have living in is very

frightening. Yeah, this is a lonely man. Very. He has two kids who live with him. He's got a family and he has no connection with them. And this is what he does in the morning. He gets out in front of his laptop and waits for people to say good morning to him and he actually looks forward to it. And it gets even worse than that.

Speaking of which, cheers. Oh, the mustache mug today. By the way, people have been asking, actually they haven't been asking, but it's a good thought starter. People have been asking, hey, what do you want for Christmas? I want coffee mugs that I could show on the live stream. I mean, I can pick my own coffee mugs and I will.

But I think it would be kind of cool to see what people send me and I could drink coffee out of them. Like the crazier, the wackier, the better. This is my dumb mustache mug. He's got a shock, Jack. A millionaire in the Hamptons is asking his audience to send him trinkets? Yes, he actually just asked for gifts That's fucking embarrassing and he caught himself too people always ask me what to get for me for Christmas

Okay, no one's ever asked me that yeah, that's insane He literally wants people to send him coffee mugs so he could have wacky coffee mugs on a show because that's part of his show It's he goes cheers and he slips his coffee. It's a big part of his show. Oh, God, that's just, that's so fucking disturbing. It's so weird. Send me physical tokens of your love. Ow, yeah. Send me chotch keys, I need them. I mean, you come in here and you say hi to me,

but prove you love me, I need proof. So now, Opie turns into a FM afternoon drive radio host. And I thought he was just doing this as a goof Now, Opey turns into a FM afternoon drive radio host. And I thought he was just doing this as a goof until he followed through on the bit. We got Kyle in the shower. You seem to be new. What's up, Kyle in the shower? By the way, that's sad.

So he's going through his roll call. He knows every single person. He's like, well, we shit. There's a person I haven't seen before. Well, gosh, I would hope that would happen every day. You know, I don't know if you're growing your audience. He's surprised by it. So the fuck is this guy? Wow, a new person, holy. Okay. All right, so now Angie comes up.

Shower, Angie, Angie. What's your favorite rollercoaster song? Give me a call on your home of rock and roll I would go hands down Hands down I would go Give me shelter Give me my top fire right now. Give me shelter. Oh the eyes are almost open today She's a rainbow I look at one.

Gross. Man, they have a lot to shoot. Maybe waiting on a friend. I might go waiting on a friend as much. One of my top five rolling stone socks. The fuck is wrong with you? That's three. I got to think of two others.

You might have to go sympathy for the devil, right? You might have to do that. Sure. No, I said dead flowers. Did I say dead flowers? Or was that just in my head? All right, so dead flowers. God.

She's a rainbow. Fuck you. The shelter. And sympathy for the devil. I need one more. I'll come up with it. Oh, geez. You said waiting on a friend.

You already gave the five and he fucked that up. I can't believe this is part of his show. Who the fuck would possibly fucking care? Dude, I'm the Rolling Stones fan. I fucking love rockin' roll music. Of course. Carlos heard me talk about my fucking favorite 60s bullshit for hours on end and I'm bored to fucking tear. Who the fuck would possibly fucking care? And then you're pulling out disco aerostones. Like, give me a fucking break. Give me a, oh gee. I mean, don't get me wrong. Waiting on a friend, that's the one that goes,

waiting on a friend, waiting on a friend. That's pretty good. All right, this is Jim Morrison saying. Yeah, exactly. This is Opie with just a quick ISO that really sums up what's going on with his show. It's just pure stupid logic. Yes, agree. Okay, so now club soda Kenny comes up.

Now club soda Kenny was his bodyguard and his driver. He was ex-police officer. He's a really cool guy. He was an ancillary part of the open Anthony show. He'd come on Mike from time to time. But everybody knew about clubs soda Kenny. He's just a very tall, awkward man who's kinda hilarious. And he would pick up Opie every single morning. He tells the story about how I missed the days when I'd get up in the morning. I'd come down from my building

and there's Club soda County with a coffee for me ready to go and drive me to the show and I miss that. So somebody asked him about his relationship with Club soda County. Did you and Club soda Kenny have any beef Jim said he hated you. I assume that's false. That club soda Kenny doesn't hate me. I don't know if you're just making up that garbage or prove it. Oh, be everyone hates you. Everyone you used to work with hate you. Prove that club soda Kenny isn't one of them. Text him right now. I've seen club soda County on Anthony show.

I have not seen him on your show since I went a broke out. Or if Jimmy actually said that, whatever. Love you. Do you think Sturgeon did a cancer chair? I have no idea. Dude, stop trying to pull me into this dumb stuttering John world. So first of all, do you think so? I did a fake charity scam?

And because OP has the worst show format possible for him. He pulls it up and reads it. I think it's upset about it. He's like, why is everyone trying to get so shaby with such a job? Because you guys both suck at broadcasting. That's why OP, I've ever wanted you to team up with Stuttering John.

This whole thing of, hey, let's let the audience ask me questions followed by why the fuck you ask me questions is And can he can he see himself in the screen? Yes, some software. He's looking at himself. Yes, of course And he doesn't notice there's a fucking blizzard going on top of his head Do you know why he does this show format that drives him crazy? It's just pure stupid logic. Correct. Okay. All right, so now well played. This is finishing up his thoughts on

Stuttering John. Oh, okay, because he he goes on about this a little bit after that. Yeah. I played Now, I'm gonna quaint some him. He reaches out to me every once in a while. And that's all I have on on him. There's all this dumb drama that I don't want to be part of. I have no idea. Sheila goes with Sippity for the Devil as one of her favorite stone songs. Well, that would be your favorite stone song, right? I didn't say top five.

I made it into a top five. If it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it goof on on Jack Toper, where they'd be like, all right, we get callers calling in. Tell us your favorite stone song, and that would be 15 minutes of their show because they're just killing time. Yeah. In between songs and weather and traffic and commercials. That is really fucking boring.

I don't think this is really, really bad. All right, so let me play you one of these quick videos that his team puts together. Yeah. And this is great because whoever's working for OP is editing these, putting them out, trying to get clickbait, trying to get eyeballs on it. Yeah. This one is called, let me explain narcissism to you. Oh boy. And in this video, OP contradicts himself. Ha! So I would think if a guy was editing videos for me and he put this together, I'd be like,

hey, asshole, yeah, what are you doing? You're making me look like an idiot. What are you, what are you, would you push like this out? Before you'd like to try that crap, maybe you should look up the definition of narcissism and narcissism, how it's stern. That's narcissism and narcissism. Howard Stern, that's narcissism you asshole.

No, no, no, no. So it always has to start with this little teaser. It's gonna make here some things we're gonna cover in this video that's three minutes long. Yeah, that's the, that's the already there. There's a really lame zoom in effect. Yeah, you're in the background. How fucking lame could you get? All right, so again, this is him reacting to a comment. Somebody put on that he puts up on

the screen. He could just ignore. He doesn't put it up on the screen, but he does that. And then he gets out better shave about it. Marces is pot meat kettle. You don't know what narcissism is. You don't. I pretty much gave up on being You don't. I pretty much gave up on being a popular, famous person to spend more time on my family, you idiot. No, no, no, no. Serious exam gave up on you. Yeah, no, she didn't want to just still have a show.

It's not like you quit and you're just like, you know what, I'm not spending enough time on my family. I need to retire because they need me. No, no, no, no, you got, let go. I, I know, I can't say fired. That's a good spend. You got, let go. And now he's saying, I was gonna be a narcissist,

because I'm not even famous anymore. Oh, fuck. This is because you're bad at it. Like before you like, before you like try that crap, maybe you should look up the definition of narcissists and narcissism. I did and figure out a guy that's been with the same woman for 18 years. Nothing to do with it. Nothing

to do with it. Nothing to do with it. That doesn't fall into the category of narcissists or narcissism. All right. What is describing right now because he's going to talk about how her stern is already teased. Howard Stern is a family man. He did get divorced once, but he's got three daughters. He got a thousand cats. So if you're gonna say that that's what makes you not a narcissist, you can't also say that Howard Stern is a narcissist. That this, what is explainer now is nothing

to do with the definition of narcissism. How can I be a narcissist? I drive a Toyota. I mean, it makes just as much sense. What the fuck is he talking about? If he said, how can he be a narcissist? I drive a Toyota. I mean, it makes just as much sense. What the fuck is he talking about? If he said, how can I be a narcissist? I look like shit, I'm a webcam. I go, okay, yeah, that's a good point.

He should have said, yeah. I don't even call my hair. How can I be a narcissist? That would make sense. It's like, all right, you're making some points. You gotta look for people that never fell in love, never had a family. It's not true.

What? You gotta look in those areas. It's just so ridiculous. How it's done. Who I heard through the grapevine, because my connections over there are getting less and less. But when I first left Sir serves XM, oh boy,

was I getting a lot of dirt, but then a couple of the people that I was getting dirt from, they're no longer there either. So I don't really get enough dirt. But I guess he closed down the whole joint, so he could come in and do a radio show with Bruce Springsteen. That's narcissism, you asshole. That's actually a mental disorder. Howard's thing with germs and coronavirus

is actually a mental disorder. Yeah, I mean, you probably a narcissist as well, but it ain't helping him. His narcissism isn't helping him, but yeah. By the way, do you see that's gonna be on HBO? His interview with Bruce Springsteen? What? Yeah.

HBO's gonna put that out. Like, why is serious? I don't even understand the detail. Now you can watch a 70 year old man cry in HD. It better be 4K. Fuck me. And fuck you. I'm sorry, I cut you off,

was there something you were gonna say about this? Um, I'll continue letting it go. Yeah, I forgot. I was pissed off. That's a narcissist. Some of these people, I get it, you know, they don't like me, I get it, but they try way, I mean way too hard with the bullshit.

Opie has a lot of experience with narcissism. He was surrounded by thank you. All right, so again, so now OP is going everyone's a narcissist butt. Yeah, everyone has all the meat. Yeah, who goes? Now if I was going to be completely honest, I don't think anyone that goes into the public eye, they absolutely have a touch of narcissism. I think it's hard not to. I feel like the attention of complete strangers. But I've spent many, I mean, many years working on myself. That's why some of this stuff is slightly annoying,

because these people don't know shit about me. And I got in touch with my true self a lot more in recent years and realized what was important in my life. And I realized money and fame was not the most important thing in my life. And I would have to say that for many years it probably was. Yeah, when it was available. But not anymore. If I make money, I'm sorry to make a little more money these days.

If I make money. Gross, you don't care about anymore? I don't care about playing major league baseball anymore. I know this. I need a part of my life. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, I mean, because no team would have me out there at the squad.

I don't care about tapping it anymore. What a crazy thing. What a fucking ass. OK, so this guy, he just admitted he's a narcissist. In the same video where he says he's not a narcissist. Well, and his whole thing is like, listen, I've worked with myself and I'm a full-around human being and I,

and then he's a thin skin asshole who's letting strangers on the internet get his goat. Like, these two things do not coexist. And we can't be a fully formed human being. And also some guy type street words and it sends you off a fucking clipper. Correct, you off a fucking Correct! Clifford, two hours.

Correct, you have a lot of confidence. No. And so we've documented on the show, Opie says he's worked on himself, but actually has proven that he's made no strides. Oh God. He still blames everyone but himself. Oh yeah. He still hates everyone that he used to work with and thinks that they're all assholes.

We just did it here. He just did it. He's a guy who learned a couple terms and like, oh well that kind of generally describes Everyone that he used to work with him and thinks that they're all assholes, we just did it here. He just did it. He's a guy who learned a couple terms. And like, oh, well, that kind of generally describes this situation. I think he's a fucking expert. He's done all the work.

Meanwhile, he doesn't even know what an arse assist is. It's just proven. He doesn't even know what the fuck he's talking about. But he's, oh, I've done work on myself. Like, no, you fucking have it, bro. Trust me. Funny on my terms, that would be absolutely awesome. But I ain't sacrificing stuff that really matters to be to be famous and to make a lot of money

I'm not doing that anymore I'm convenient. Yeah, I don't Works that well for someone you can't possibly do that anymore And then after the thing about like well, I'm not gonna be famous I don't want to be in the radio anymore and then then the screen goes black to OP radio with a big microphone. Yeah. Which fucking is it, dude? Yeah.

And I like the thing he's like, oh, I got sources on the inside. And then he talks about something that was discussed publicly in the radio. Yes. Like, yeah. So your source was a radio speaker, okay. Yeah, great. Jim and Sam talked about how they cleared out the lobby and known was allowed to be there. And that's a secret source.

Yeah. From that out. Exactly. So, one of the things, one of the traits of a narcissist is lacking empathy. Yeah. And if there's one thing I know about Greg Opie Hughes, it's his lack of empathy, cake-stopping hues over here,

the guy who would exploit homeless people for his own personal gain. And I'm not even saying that I disagree with that. I think it's hilarious. But, I'm also a problem. I'm not even saying that I disagree with that. I think it's hilarious. But I'm also a problem. I'm not the one trying to say I work out myself. I do not. No, that's pretty fucking clear.

So OP tried to say that he's not a narcissist when really he has all the traits. You should look it up. I did OP and you should look it up. He won't like what you say. There's another video on here that's called Never Want to See Anthony Cumie again in After Radio Hall of Fame.

That is almost 4,000 views. Wow. And at the end, he says, I literally could care two shits, which is not how that phrase goes. I'm not gonna play it for you. It's just so boring. Opie's constantly putting up these things.

I'm not gonna talk about Anthony anymore than every other fucking video. It's how he's mad at Anthony. Like, I know we got it. All right, here's the last video I want to play for you because we're running short on time, Kroge. We got things to do today. This is, Opie calling someone out

for not having anything going on. Yeah, I know. This is shocking even to me. That guy literally has no life unless he's doing that radio show. He has to show up to me. That guy literally has no life unless he's doing that radio show. He has to show up to work once, twice a week, and not even every week. Howard has literally nothing else to do with his life. Okay, if you're just listening, that was the cheesiest retro TV effect you've ever seen in your fucking life.

I mean, this is like fucking video editing 101 software. They're running this shit throw. This is dude, the, the devil is anonymous. The shit that they do with the video editing is way more impressive than way better than that. And they're just doing it because it's fun for them. This guy's getting paid to do this for OP. This OP is fucking embarrassing.

It's fucking embarrassing. All right. So this is him talking about how Howard Stern has no life. Howard will resign in 2025. A hundred percent he has no life. That guy literally has no life unless he's doing that radio show. His kids are all grown up. I think he's a grandfather by now. What else is he gonna do with his life?

What do you do with your life? You're talking to 12 people on Facebook. Yeah, that's bizarre. What is he saying this? Crocs, does he have no self-awareness? Well, and that's part of narcissism. It's just a weird connection to make. How can he have a life as kids are growing up?

Like dude. Huh? I know. Okay. All right, let's continue to listen. Sorry. Again, I think he captured Diximics himself there. Of course. Why wouldn't he? Why wouldn't Howard resign in the in in 2025? He's got the easiest gig in America. He has to show up to work what? Once, twice a week and not even every week.

And he gets like something like 80 to a hundred million a year. Of course, he's got a resign. I don't know what you do with all that money if you're over 70 years old like he is, but he's not over 70. He's not the better to do it as life. I may not resign Robin. Who, who, that old gag.

Yeah, Howard's, Howard has literally nothing else to do with his life. I know he's a, he's a, he's a very good,. I know he's a very good painter. I mean, he's a very good painter. Oh, I've seen a few of his paintings. Oh, weird. Wait, I thought he had nothing else going on in his life because his kids were grown up.

It's almost like he has a hobby. Wait, so he has a hobby, he's very good at it. He's really, really good at it. Huh. So maybe he does that, man, maybe just turns into the next Bob Ross. He's got the fake hair for it. Hell. Why not?

Fuck it, OP man. This guy the fact that he's going out there and say this guy has nothing going on in his life. What are the OP's hobbies? He never talks about them. He has no passion and the explains this very well. He doesn't have any passion in life, Opie. There's no like topping, talk to him about,

unless it's Howard Stern. That he's passionate about. We get these comments that are on here. You're right, Opie. I mean, Stern is literally doing Facebook lives all day. 25 people. As a long time fan, Boobah, this is getting embarrassing.

Oh, couldn't agree more, kind, sir. It's so funny. Opie acting like his life is full of adventures and excitement robbing the streets of New York being a creep. The fucking irony, Greg. L-M-F-A-O. What do you do with your life, OP? Oh my God.

Land my S-O projecting much. So yeah, I mean, OP, you're embarrassing yourself. And you're the one putting these clips together. Oh, God. And putting them out for people to see see it's so stupid. He's such a dumb guy Oh, it's fascinating. It's fucking fascinating. It really is It's like the most fascinating thing of the Elon Musk thing like this guy paid $44 billion Just approved of the world that he's a fucking idiot. It's no idea what I'm doing Yeah, I know I prove that to the world, but I do it for free

You know what I mean? I just be me and this guy paid a shit out of money. Opie's paying someone to edit this. Make me look even stupider. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I know Elon Musk is pretty funny. Body company that loses money, like a million dollars a day. Like an absurd amount of money.

It can't stop shooting himself in the dick publicly. Yeah. It's fucking embarrassing what's going on there. I mean, I'm loving it. It's fun, great. Oh no, it's hilarious. Let me go tell you, it just goes, guys, we have to like start making more money than we spend.

Like, is this the first company you've run? I thought to you, everyone do that. That's. He was on there the other day asking RANDOS, not even an engineer. RANDOS on Twitter, how the app refreshed, and they're sending him screenshots of fucking Google Chrome tools and shit Fucking hilarious dude so much time you working a company football not so much full anymore

Are you fire most of them but like they're still engineers are like you just walk in be like hey, how does this work? It's fucking fashion Love it All right That's enough spicy Elon Musk talk hmm. Let's play everyone's second favorite game show. Oh! Welcome to WhoSetit, the official podcast game on WATP, brought to you by the Carve Electric podcast network. Okay, Carl and co-host. WhoSetit?

Our first entry. WhoSetit? Our first entry, who said it? All these horrific people have like a, uh, uh, uh, an interesting trait. Like Bill Cosby. Who said it? Alright, so the clue there is the uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, that's bait. That is bait. That's a bait. I'm gonna go-

I smell it, Cardiff. I'm gonna go with Greg Opie Hughes. He's fresh at my mind and I feel like that's an opie thing to say. What do you think? It's gonna be my pick too, but I'm gonna go patty see cut. All right, let's see. One Three, but you notice all these horrific people have like a Interesting trait like Bill Cosby is like was a great performer or comedian Jerry Sandusky from all accounts was a good

Defense of coordinator when he was at the show was an aerial catcher looks to be like a good bass player Is there something tied to that? Fucking zoom up god damn it cross this game is getting a lot harder, it was always hard. Yeah! This game was always hard for me. Alright, let's see if we can get anything goin' here. Who said it? There's no algorithm, which means it's very, I mean, technically, there is an algorithm. Who said it.

All right, there's no algorithm. That sounds like a patty seecups thing to me. I'm just gonna go patty seecups. That's my first thought. Opie. All right. One, two, three. Twitch to me is one of the best platforms out there because there's no algorithm between this very,

I mean technically there isn't algorithm. It's very fair to creators. If you get somebody to follow you on Twitch, there's no algorithm between you and your followers, which is really nice. Our next entry Who said I do the right thing and I I go to a proper bathroom Who said it? We are dealing with such retardation amongst these choices. Yeah, this game is literally impossible Can you give us multiple choice like narrowed out of two or three? Hey get a 50 50 can I go a friend?

I'm gonna go top-mire side of the show. Alright, let's go. One, two, three. And if you're gonna sit there and tell me you don't pee in the pool every once in a while, I'm not an animal about it. That's for sure. For the most part, I do the right thing, and I go to a proper bathroom. But if you're gonna sit there and say that you've never done that, you are a liar. See, if I knew the context of peeing in a pool, I would have picked up he on that one. There's the guy who shits and lakes. You know like Bayseek up spends a lot of time and endorse

When we polls or in grounds when we probably not who said He was literally dropping demons Which is exactly what I call responding to college kids All right, that's a top-mire I All right, that's a top myers. I'm going top myers on that one. What do you think? I can't even make fucking sense of that. Panseicop just to pick someone out.

I got one, two, three. The rapper Lil Nas X roughly stopped the concert concert so he could go to the bathroom. He said later that he was literally dropping demons, which is exactly what I call responding to college kids on Instagrams when they DM me and tell me that they know more about comedy. I love the way he gets trolled. I love that he's getting trolled. My college kids talking, they don't worry about copy the name.

I wish a college kid would DM them and explain to them what the fuck a joke. What does that dropping demons is like getting DMed by, sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, don't try to make sense of it. My fucking brain. Don't try. Don't try.

I got one job on the bar next entry. Who said it? I don't need this stuff around the rim. I just want a beer. Like I'm in. Who said it? Okay. This has got to be OP.

I'm going Greg OP Hughes, what say you crush? Yeah, that's got some strong OP vibes. I'm gonna throw a stucho in there. Okay Wait, does he talk about beer ever everyone's okay? Three and it's so embarrassing when you're all pumpkin spicy There's always like man behind behind the bar, like a real man. And he's like, do you want to stuff around the rim? And I really wanted to stuff around the rim, but I knew I couldn't order it.

Why would you do that? I'm like, no, man, I don't need to stuff around the rim. I just want to beer like a man. And their pumpkin ale was just all right. That's all for this week. Who said it? Brought to you by the Cardiff Electric podcast that we're home to some of the most famous podcasts

on the internet today. Well, according to my scores sheet over here, you almost pulled out a victory car. I want to do nothing, baby. I literally was like throwing my hands up. I'll never get one right after again. I know. And then I fucking nailed two of them and I've never felt better about myself, which is

really insane to think. What have we done today? Oh, crows. What haven't we done? We discovered that Lorenzo Ariel is a treasure. And one of the better podcasters I've ever listened to. We talked about my boy Troy Smith, 3040, heavy birthday Troy. Obviously Brendan Schobb thinks very highly of his comedy comparing it to Tom Brady and

LeBron James. Howard Stern was rapping like it's 1982. And even then, oh, fucking horrible. Yeah, what the fuck? Stuttering John is pissed off. Everyone who ever supported him, Chad Zumock was the OG when it came to Patreon charity scams. Patrick Michaels, oh my God, this poor guy.

I said Patrick Michaels. Like Tony, I this poor guy. I said Patrick Michaels. Like Tony McGat, trying to make it through a dollar general. Patrick Michael, the self checkout. What does he work for the store? What am I an employee? I didn't have a yellow shirt on. How could that be? Oh fuck. OP is telling us his favorite ruling stone songs. So you know what that means? This type of everyone's favorite part of the show. The T-Rex. The T-Rex. We actually like the T-Rex.

The T-Rex. The T-Rex. The T-Rex. The T-Rex. T-Rex. All right, we are going to have Trucker Andy over to the house. We're doing a lot of in-studio co-hosts lately,

which has been great. And this is the show that we will be checking out. What the fuck is that? It's no guy's never been. Good one everyone and welcome to what you believe top of time in November of 2022. My first November show. What do you hear? It's been for the show. I have another zoom tonight.

We're going everywhere near firing between. But before we get to the guest here, I got to read these incredible underriders, got some new ones. Then we will commence per usual. So we get Rodney's kitchen and Hal effects. We got Pembroke, radiator and Pembroke. We got Chrissy Axis rec center and Hanover. We got a new one local motion full track. This goes out for a minute. Let me just scrub to where the guest comes out. Is this a public access show? It seems like it. It's on a YouTube channel called Area 58 Community Access Media.

Do kizzies they even know the joy of public access television? No, they do not. Like without shame? Yeah, they're about to discover. All right, watch. So this guy, we've talked about him before. Another Adam Thoreau discovery. Thank you, Adam. Harrison Young, he does a show where he interviews people and he is some type of interviewer.

But you know, the original Casey McNeil of Casey's comedy, he's a comedian, he's an actor. I guess you just did a lifetime film and it's still in post production, but we're going to talk about it as much as we can without giving too much away. So, okay, so I want to thank you for finally doing my show. You look like your attention spans a little bit thwarted, but that's fine. I'm sure that's part of the bit, your routine. But what when you apply your comedy to the people in your environment, whether they're with you in person or in the Zoom situation like this one. So how you doing tonight?

I'm glad I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm good. I've asked any better. I have to pay entertainment taxes, man. Now, don't be fat. We'll be here with you. You're close to you. Sit as close to your mic as you can. It's a little, it's a little low. You're radio. There you go. All right. You're better. Yeah.

Sir, better. Yeah. Close to the better. Right. I want you to be vain with that. See that baby tonight. So people right? I want you to be vain with that baby tonight. So I want you to look like you're looking at some beautiful girl in a, you know, in a peep show. I know you have to, that's quite a stretch pretend and I'm one of those and I told me I'm getting that. But we want the audio to sound good.

I'm pretty, pretty comical myself right now. It's not bad, huh? How many views is that? Twenty let's see 32 32. I'm more than I would have thought yeah, I want two of them so wow that was This is the show that will be reviewing topic time with Harrison Yug again Adam Thoreau has been pushing that one what fucking planet is that a throw on that he is finding that I don't know It's insane when he's able to come up with this guy's been doing a show for years and years and years It's not catching on no one's watching it. He just keeps pushing this thing. Is there a way to sort you to buy the least amount of you

How does how does he find this yeah? Can I go anti-algorithm out there? Fight something I would never watch I'm probably no one's ever watching show me that Can I go anti-algorithm out there? Yeah, fight somebody I would never watch. I probably know whenever watching. Show me that. That's fucking amazing. Very impressive. Groge, thanks so much for coming over and doing the show with me today.

Thank you for having me. This has been fun. Producer, Chris, the show. But I don't think we missed a beat. You know, maybe there's a drop or two that could have been, I'll put it in a pose. We'll talk to Chris and Pose and stuff. Like out the Asians, Lou. Perfect. Anything you want to promote my friend? Yeah, I'm

going to be on the subreddit later and I forgot to write down a thing. So yeah, all right. All right. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out what's for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony. Starting in the most busy of morning radio. I'm now to show is called my channel. Hmm. OK. Great show.

Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿� I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Well, I was hoping that one or two of our review girls would be fired today, so they come on the show, but they're both working long hours these days. I'm a...

They're both making a living for themselves, but fortunately, we have someone stepping up and stepping in in their absence. Cardiff Electric, what's happening? Oh! Oh, hello, Kroosh, how are you? Hey, how you doing? What on me?

I'm sitting right here, buddy. You can go for a ride. All right, we got Cardiff as his potato form here to read some recent reviews. Yes. So the first review is, I need more. I think Carl needs to talk more about how he doesn't talk about John's kids. I'm a total review slut and show my bazongas every chance I can like this.

Show bazongas here. That's a good review. Five stars. Three. That's a four star. Is it really? Yes, it is. Oh, see, that's doesn't help the algorithm, guys. We need five star reviews. Do I not make that clear approach right now? I think you get clear five stars. If somebody searches iTunes for

Bazaangas, this could pop up now. So maybe it does. Good point. All right. Next. Next review is titles you don't matter. In fact, in a few seconds, you don't even be matter. Is that a science joke? I'm just a potato. Yeah, but you kind of conduct electricity, so you got that going. Two point six stars. I'm going to go with the five star that one. That is a five star Congratulations on your success. Thank you, Carter. I know you're rooting for us. I appreciate that

The final review is titled the letter D meet If dick meat was a podcast. This is how it would sound. That's got to be a five-star review. I wrote that one. That's a good one. That would be in reference to Richard Christie talking about sale of Beverlyis dick me because he's on circumcised. Way to explain that one. Yeah, everyone likes it when you explain the joke, Cardiff. I know. You know that, guys. Thank you for stealing my Patreon content, Croche.

Of course. What did Croche do? What are these deal? The watcher was behind a paywall. Oh, is that behind a paywall? I got off YouTube, I didn't. You got to protect your shit better, Cardiff. It's leaking out there.

I got to have more patrons than John now. I believe that. I believe that to be true. What is your Patreon? People want to support you. patreon.com slash cardifelectric. And why wouldn't you want to support Cardiff Electric? Yeah. He brings so much great content to us. And if you't you want to support Cardifelectric? Yeah.

He brings so much great content to us. And if you happen to see the watcher, please tell him. I'm watching. Dude, you just had an interview with Bo Daddy Harris. I did. We actually, not just an interview, we wrote a song together. Wow.

Yes. Where can people find that? On YouTube. You got fantastic. Do you have like a channel out of YouTube? Or I actually got my first copyright strike for playing his own music. Oh, really?

Yeah. You made it. Was it a real strike or is just like, you can't monetize it? CD, baby. Yeah, so it's not a real strike. You're fine. Yes.

You're fine, buddy. All right, let's check out Cardiff's YouTube is exclusive interview and songwriting. Just search bazanga, it'll pop up. It's boating. Going live tonight, everyone. Whoo! All right.

You're doing live shows now too, huh? Yes, super chats. Do you do ask me anything? Can we like ask questions? Yes. Will you ask the me anything? Can we like ask questions? Yes. We ask for a real. We ask for a real. If you super chat.

Okay. How much do I have to super chat to ask you? What the fuck is your deal? Yeah, right. Can you sum the other one? I actually, I actually got a $200 super chat the other night. Yeah, what was the question? They just wanted to support me.

That's great. Wow. Was it that same lady did she met the send you to Bob? Carly Martin and you're keeping it all. I fucking knew it. I knew it. Well, you two pays out tomorrow. Well, they take 30%. Bastards.

All right, let's hit some voicemails together, shall we? So, you're one like having a homer drop that goes like this. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay, shut up for a second. drop is every fucking interview that John does and I see was no better on display than when he was interviewing Joey Cola. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Hey, shut up for a second, do that bit. Fucking too deep. Perfect. Don't play it for him.

Sure. You probably already heard it. Love you, show. See you. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Listen, shut it for ensure you probably already heard it. Let me show for you. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second. I asked Brad Don for that last night. He just said it to me. And if there was ever an interview where he should have opened his ears. Yeah, I know. I mean, there's been a few, but that guy was like, listen, I've done a lot of reading. I've studied a lot of philosophy and religion, and I've really found some things that have helped me out in life

And John's just like hey, we'll do that bed again. It's like holy I was so grounded. Oh, and and this is the guy who's peaked and showbiz is on his way down But he's he's come to cryptic that he's learned how to live with that He's a perfect guy for John to talk to and is completely in touch that guy was so fucking aware and in the moment and John, if only he could have sprinkled just one fucking piece of that dust on John. And that would have not been so. But when he brought up George Kerwin and ready bits together, that could have been 20 minutes of the show right there. Even just the health thing because he says, this guy's my friend and the guy's like, yeah, I had some health problems like this

that and the other thing. And he just fucking steamer. And they didn't even say, oh, how are you feeling now? Or anything like that? Fuck this. I'm so late. I'm so late. All right. I've never really listened to Chad Jumon show, but you look at.

I think her the audio is pretty good. I hear he's only ever peaked in high school. Put him probably back. You got a chuckle out of me, sir. Yes, I enjoyed that one well done sir Okay, so that guy knows from front mission He said you have to be either funny or intelligent to call in well, I'm gonna prove that wrong Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina't even know who we're trying to prove rock or why, but I'm in on it.

That's fine. Here's a some commentary on Facebook's algorithm. Hmm. Did you know Facebook has something called Reels, which is just like TikTok, but on Facebook. Everything they push, comedian-wise, are female comedians. They're all terrible.

None of them are funny. They all have terrible jokes. Never seen them push a male comedian. And I find that. Here he is. It's conspiracy. One more reason to vote for Mark Zuckerberg. And the creep off subreddit.

I'm getting my ass kicked. To Mark Zuckerberg. It's stupid Vinnie Paulino. Are you are vong for that? Yeah. Wow. Thanks, Crouch. Wow. The first time I was ever hand by side and anything. Very impressive. By the way, one of my favorite voice mailers right now is Tony Michaels. I fucking love with this guy calls into the show. He's all areas. Not Gary from San Diego. Wow, I said one of my favorite. Gary from San Diego is amazing.

Is he still calling to your show too, Cardiff? We talk privately. Okay. Oh. It's sexy. Hey, Kevin, Tony me my heiko pair. If you invite Kanye and Ky Read over to fuck your wife, you're not the... What was the name of that fat cut you had on your show?

Vicky Paul not Selena. How do you cut that guy? Eat a pizza in front of him? You're not the... I see you got something dumb to why to show your tips on your pantry on. I'll go to Glee with taking advantage of people with Down syndrome, but you've got the nice tips you're not sick. I just got some McDonald's. Gonna get me some chickie-mix nugs. like nugs, dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon.

I like the range on that guy. I mean, he'd be good at the roast, Sadeg. Oh, fucking rival. Then the impression is, I love it. So at the point, it's so fucking a point. It's really good. This is a parody that came in that I enjoyed quite a bit. Yeah, it's reading 16 beers in order to get a little bit of roses that to be horrendous. Indeed it on Chicago, I am ready, but I don't know so well through the big quick one.

That's well done. The way Card of his dancing, I feel like you're the one who's such that Ed. Did you record that, sir? No, but I did do the burrito calls. Oh, you're the burrito guy Yeah, shut it now. That wasn't pretty catchy. Did he? Oh, just get a burrito and you can suck my whistle. Oh god Card of his just informed me what his phone never is Oh, but now we know. All right. Um, Crows, you might know this next caller.

She goes by the name Bukhaki Queen. Oh. Oh my God, Carl. It's the new cocky queen. This is a public service announcement from the internet. Last, Alex, Dine, and more crowds. For like, say, Carl, book you Carl. You know, look how you quiz never really appreciated

what I do here, but as she always give me so many like specific notes about her on the show, is that a do you thing now? I can't believe you did the Opie segment last. Fuck you. This is Nate from Flint, who calls in from time to time. Hey Carl, Nate from Flint, Michigan. I've brought two different women to two of your shows.

And I've asked both of them to come with me to your comedy extravaganza in February and both of them said that you're shit ain't funny. So I don't really want to come to Rochester alone again so if you could like get on that that would be great. Thanks. Cardiff you want to go with that Nate from Foot Michigan? Apparently the only way I'll get to go is if I buy a ticket. Well, that's true. I'm just kidding. Cardiff, you can be a part of the show.

I invented Stutch on Con and you stole it from me. Well, that's kind of true. Yeah. Fair and square. All spare love and Stutch, yeah. That's true. Yeah, Nate, I mean, I'll put it out there. If there's any ladies who want to come and be

Nate from Flint, Michigan's plus one. Do I have to interpret the voicemail for you? Yeah, please. He was wishing that you would be more funny so women would want to go to the bathroom. Okay. You will be for a specific date. Now I see, now I see what you're saying.

Well, I'll do my best this is the last one this is uh... surgeo from providence he has some petty seecups fan fiction for us hey third you know from providence uh... patty keek up finishing move as the rest of the night the guy at the ground fops a pair five dollar headphones on many just blast music from the school count

until the guy taps into submission Then he exits the ring and stakes and the graphs just blaring to everyone's cheering. Yeah You really do pay the pictures there. Yeah, I can make it I could dig that for sure I would buy that on paper very good. All right. We got to get out of here card If thanks for coming out and reading reviews at the last minute. I appreciate it What are you promoting, my friend? The statue on con in Buffalo February 30th. It's like a guy wants to compete with our, oh, we're still a reject convention over here. John's coming to mine. Oh, yeah. You kidnapping him? No. All right, so if you want to be a place that doesn't smoke shit, come to Rochester on February

3rd and forth, it'll just be fun. It's all that we'll be doing. Alright, and people just check out the Cardiff Watch podcast, and of course the entire Cardiff Electric Network. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. It's the best of the record. The most famous podcast in the world today. I'm caught in the record. He's so cool. Come out and play.

He's the guy all the other guys are jealous of. Because he's the guy that all the bill that'll be keeping away with the number Before taking it Electric He's got great guests on his show like how Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, listen shut up for a second. Okay folks Guess what the episodes over I got to go goodbye.

Goodbye. That was really great. That was really great. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys. I don't even need a salad board anymore with crocheers. So lay off the agent's car.

I'll just let him do it. All right. Bye everybody. Thanks for coming out, Cardiff. Thank you. All right, bye everybody. Thanks for coming out, Cardiff. Thank you.