Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep362 - Topic Time with Harrison Young

Episode Date: November 20, 2022

Harrison Young has been promoted from Cringe of the Week to the leading podcast review with his unique interviewing style on Topic Time. It's another week where the host seems like he's playing a character but the more you dig, the less likely that he's in on the joke. Trucker Andy stops by to teach us about small guitars. Then we're joined by Vince Berry to discuss all of the latest happenings with Chad Zumock. There's a lot going on with this guy as he continues to do a spot-on impression of Stuttering John's life. We also get Lorenzo's take on Target and Bhad Bhabie; Andy brings us the latest ramblings from Jerry Banfield; and finally a very competitive round of Who Said It? Tickets for DabbleCon - http://watplive.com/ Check out Vince on IG and YT - @ohsnapvince Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and then shittles all of us in the comments section. Wow, did we have a good review girl on this past episode? Cardiff Electric, coming up big for us. Hopefully we'll actually have girls this time reading some reviews. First though, we'll be reviewing a show called Topic Time with Harrison Young. This is yet another fine from Adam Thoreau. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. A show hosted by Harrison Young,

it is on two different public access TV channels or networks or YouTube channels or something. Something. Eastern Community Access Television, which I looked up to a real thing. This isn't like MakePulley, this is real. And then Area 58 Public Access. So this guy, Harrison Young, has been added for a while. In fact, Adam Thoreau sent me the very first episode he ever did back in 2010. And what Adam Thoreau did for us is he put together kind of a summary, like a clip show of his first ever show.

What he was trying to do was a call in show, but he didn't have any viewers. So he didn't have any callers. Why don't you call again? Topic time with Harrison Young is got a phone number right there to give him a call. See how this goes. Good afternoon everyone. Welcome to Topic Time. This is a new show.

I really want this to be something interesting and entertaining. Okay, let's see what have we got to talk about that. Oh, Brady, the, when the paper is caught up back, that's kind of a young, young person's look, parents should tell him he needs a haircut, bring it right up to the camera in case you haven't seen it. Oh, we, you're like dealing gangs or you know, gang banging. So, if you're just listening to this, it's like something get a cubicle. And he's got a computer behind him. It looks like he's at work.

He's wearing a stucho polo shirt. Yeah, for sure. He pulls it off though. But immediately he didn't know what to talk about. So he just grabbed the newspaper next to him and started looking at it. I want this to be interesting, but I didn't do anything to facilitate that.

Well, he wants phone calls. What's in the news? Have you heard about this? Let's see what happens. I mean you know feel free to call in and weigh in on that if you want. I mean nobody's calling it so I figured I might as well just weigh in on stuff myself. I'm a 1233 students at my high school which was Brock and High School. I was 1187 from the bottom academically. Yeah I don't know. 3000 women rates. Hello, you're on the air with Harrison's like to be on TV. Hello. If you want to put it. Okay. Chris little help. Sorry. Sorry

This is live I'm doing live TV this is great Oh Okay, how did that kind of look? How did they do it? That's pretty good. Yeah. It looked the whole hour. Yeah, I did. That's hard to do. Yeah, I'm pretty good at it.

I didn't even practice. I didn't even practice how good he is at it. After that. All right, so let's fast forward to today. This is the episode that just came out this week. This is a brand new episode of Topic Tire. This is how it starts. Here's an old. Good afternoon everyone and welcome to top of time with Harrison Young. We're already in the first second week in November and I have a show today for the ages.

I have actually set up the Zoom Show to LA for the first time ever. And the guest I have is very special. But before we get to him, I'm going to read these last some underwriters and then we will commence preusual. And I guarantee you, this is going to be LA for the first time ever and the guest I have is very special But before we get to him got to read these awesome underriders and then we will commence per usual and I guarantee this is gonna be one for the ages As I just said All right One for the ages he has a guest out from LA for the first time whoa How does he even pull that off? So check out this guest that he brings on

Unfortunately this episode I watch the whole thing. The guest actually steals the show. And as much as I love Harrison Young, we'll get into Harrison Young. This guest is amazing. We can always in street order, we pay for the match field. We got DS, D and S auto works, and collision specialist in the Ableton. We're also here on 58. And I want to thank you guys very much.

And now on that note, I'm gonna introduce Mr. Nicholas Bernad Kardashian. Yes, you heard that right. He is a Kardashian and we're gonna talk all about that. He is in the family of the famous Kardashians and he's in LA right now and he's doing the show with me. Mr. Kardashian, Nicholas, we're gonna do my show today. You're welcome, yeah, I just told me Nick.

It's easy. Well, why you Nick for the rest of the show, but I just I don't I'm usually not that formal, but I just want to get get away. Now I don't watch keeping up with the Kardashians. So maybe I'm out of it. Yeah, I don't know this Nick Kardashian character. Is this a well-known celebrity? I was supposed to know about Andy. I don't know and maybe it's a bit because the screen says Nick pain Nick Kardashian well it's interesting because he goes on to explain that he's Chris's son okay okay tell me how you how you are related to the Kardashians

I'm Chris Kardashians son okay Robert. Robert is a stepson. Okay Oh, awesome I have you been have you been on the show at all there show? Keeping up with my I've been gone I've been busy for some years. I've been going like 30 some years from California, but They call me back to last March. So I've been in California since last March. So I'm back in California for the first time.

So I will be on the show and producing it for the next season. But I've been doing all the thing with Las Vegas. All right, he's gonna be producing, keeping up with the Kardashians coming up. Oh, is he? As soon. As he going to be watching pornography and podcasting live from the public library.

Yeah. Obviously, obviously in a public library. Correct. And actually, I'll give credit to Harris and he does bring that up at a certain point. So what you just heard Nick Paine say is that his mother is Chris Kardashian I guess Chris Jenner now. Yeah, and so he's the son of Rob Kardashian and the Rob Jr. is actually an adopted

Child what do they say stop I don't even know he's saying he's the only boy in the family He's a fucking crack pod. Well, correct, because Chris is a white woman, and Robert is Armenian. Right. And this is a black lad. So I think Harry's going to be like, wait a second, what? And then it gets even crazier,

because you just heard him say he's the son of Chris, and then he says this. I'm six women in a family. You have my mom, he had my wife, Chloe Kardashian. Or your wife, there's a lot of them. Oh, you married the Chloe?

Yes. Absolutely. Congratulations. Wow. You picked the great finger for the ring, too. You picked the great finger for the ring. You showed up as a wedding ring. Yeah, it's a great figure, all right.

This is nuts. It's a pick the finger. I think this might be a crazy person. Which one? All right, Andy. What did you check out with Harris and the audience? Okay. I found one with, he has a guest who's a musician on in my clip two. This is interesting, because he also fucks up this guy's name.

So maybe it's just an ongoing thing that he does. Well, hold on, I'll say this. Nick Payne goes by Nick Payne, but he claims to be, his real name claims to be Nick Kardashian. I'm right. So it's not Harris' fault. Yeah, this guy is a fucking lunatic. I'm sure on his driver's's license that says Nick Paine,

and he runs around telling everybody's Nick Cardaggi. I think so. Well, now I introduce Mr. Kevin Queen. He's a musician. I'm a band called Bobbie for Apple. We're going to talk to him. He has two guitars with them, both small and standard-sized the ones that I've seen.

We're going to discuss all that. We'll wipe the wise and all that and the house and the reasoning and everything above having those types of instruments because I'm sure there is and I've always curious and acquiring minds, one and all. But first Kevin, I want to thank you for coming down here from Wister. I know it was a bit of a haul. And then it wasn't a, it wasn't exactly a cool drive, but a nice drive. It was. This guy is the bus. I'm not asking a question. I'm gonna ask you all of the interview questions,

all at once. How you go? Okay. The size of the guitar is definitely very interesting. Let's talk about that some more. Oh yeah. And you're band and why you're dressed like Stevie gave on.

I don't think I've ever been more excited to talk about a show than this. Like when you tease that this was what we were gonna do, I've been looking forward to it all week. Because this is like so fucking hilarious. And I was showing my wife and she's like, well, this is a bit, right? He's doing this on purpose.

And the answer is, I don't think so either. I don't think so either. But he's wearing the same suit. Yeah. He's a fucking, I mean, he's a character. I don't think he's doing, he's not doing a character. He's just a character. This type of thing used to exist in the 70s and 80s.

Someone would get a public access TV show and they'd be terrible at it, but you have to give him the time and then they would do this. This was so great about this guy is that he's a relic. Right. He's doing this now. And if he was doing this for real,

he'd be ripping off Carl's uncle Neil Hamburger. I sent you that clip with Neil Hamburger. Because that's what this guy reminds me of. Harrison Young is fucking the real life Neil Hamburger. Hmm. Oh. Hello. My name is Neil Hamburger.

I know. Oh. Oh. Why did the farmer start a punk rock band? Because he was tired of Oh Why does Britney Spears sell so many millions of albums Because the public is horn and depressed Yeah, I didn't include that guy going, what the fuck is going on? He's got my number. All right, so I'm going to bring you back to our friend, Harrison Young, and this is the other public access show

that he works for. This is East and Community Access Television. It's a different set. And when I love about this, this intro is so awkward because he has to do his music thing, which I love, by the way. And this guest is just sitting there in frame watching him do this. Yeah. And snap along if you know how.

And my favorite part is that he's playing it on a boom box. It's out of the table in front of him. Yeah. The production value here is amazing. Yeah. It's pork girl. Fitching. Yeah.

I don't think his producer Chris made it past 2000 times. Holy shit, this is great. Watch him hit stop on this. You're gonna have one and welcome to what you believe the final topic time episode of July of 2022 The audio is not great here the production value of sticking a boom box on Get's front of you. It's pretty amazing I don't know where you get these guests from but this guest away that she introduces the way he introduces her Yeah, I mean it it's bizarre, obviously.

And the other thing too is he goes through all these underwriters beginning of every episode and he runs through all these local businesses. Oh, right. There's no way, I can't figure it out. Are they paying for this time? I don't know, I have scaryxane. That's what I thought of when I heard all these. Okay, but there's no URLs.

It's always addresses in phone numbers, which is odd in 2022 to give out a business phone number. You'd go to the website normally. And the way he runs through these so quickly, I don't know. We got an IW Coppen and flooring in the Wharton covering for us for 50 years. We got Doggie Boutique, all breed professional grooming for dogs and cats, run by my great next door neighbor Debbie Sittall in Brockton. We got Greenwich,rentz, we got Bridgewater, we got Chapin Shed, Whitman and we got Joe's

Dynamite. I want to thank you guys very much and I want to thank you very much. Jenny Williams here is very illustrated, beautiful redhead with an awesome bunch of stories to tell. I was working at a haunted house right now, currently, doing other things. We're going to get the her deal today and talk to her. Jenny, I want to thank you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you what I'm going Now she's gonna give us her background as if she's the contestant on a game show in the 70s. Um, yes, my name is Jenny. I am 30 years young. I am from France and Rhode Island, Fort and Raids and World Rhode Island.

I have two amazing children, both nine and two years old. Boy and a girl, right? Both boys. Oh, I was... He's here. He had a ponytail, guys. Oh. Good job, guys.

Oh, okay. Oops. That's embarrassing. Oh, that's a bearer thing. Did they use it outside backdrop? Because it sounds like it's being recorded outside? Yeah, is that why they have that sound effect? You go in, we can sound it, it's windy. He's recording it on the boombox. Sounds like it. So I apologize for that audio.

This is the last clip I have from this show because I just found this interesting. She talks about how she was picked on as a child and it's always important for the host to be able to play the game. So I'm going to have to say I apologize for that audio. This is the last clip I have from this show because I just found this interesting. She talks about how she was picked on as a child and it's always important for the host to empathize with the guest that they're talking to.

I grew up, I have three older siblings but only one lived with me in my whole life. I was always an outcast in school. Me too, I know the deal. I was always picked on my entire life. I was always an outcast in school. Me too. I was always picked on my entire life. Yeah, too. Yeah. And you know, and I feel like the people who get picked on like us, you know, it helps to inspire us because I was picked on for being overweight. You too. Oh, man. What's the way? Here's a young who's picked up for being overweight. He's a twig. There's no way that's true.

I think he's just doing like, yeah, whatever. Oh, yeah, you got made one of your bell, you weren't a good bellerina, me neither. Yeah, no, okay. Whatever you say, tuts. Yeah. She's a scryce. So bizarre.

He will just through everything at Harrison when he was a kid. You're fat ass. You scared me to shit. I really, I told you. He fat ass. You scared me to shit. I really, I really, I told you. 12, 4, 8, 8, 8, 8. Your tie sucks.

It's too long and short at the same time. Stupid. All right, what else did you pick up on from our Fred Harrison young? OK, so then in my clip three there, he starts interviewing him about who plays what in the band and how they all met. And this is just another example of him asking all of the questions all at once.

That's great. You're like a guy who knows how to have fun, definitely. Cool. All right. Well, that's good. I mean, I obviously made it. Took a point yourself to leave early, say you arrived early and you should have play yourself the lever. I only say your rival. I mean you should did Who combed his hair O.P

This is a style by a promise me and that's wonderful. Okay, well You're in a band club bobbing for apples, right? Yeah, okay Tell me about Tom fritz. Let's talk about the band a little bit But since you're the only one here. I'm gonna then we're gonna profile you tell me how many in the band what they play and what kind of a band Would you say it is you told me it was a rock band. Just be a little more specific if you would please. Of course, yeah. Okay, so I'm gonna be in called Bob McFrapples

and it's kind of a zany kind of crazy name. Yeah. What? No, it's not. It's not zany or anything. It's boring as shit. Popping for apples. Follow up question. Does this shirt match my complexion?

The shirt is green and he looks green. I don't know what the fuck is going on with him. Talk about Harrison. Yeah. So he wears the same suit every, oh that's why he's shocked in the clip you had. It was a different suit. Yeah.

Everything on the YouTube channel, it's always a suit. It's always that suit. Which is, again, why you think, isn't that brown? I think that's green. You mean the shirt. Yeah, you're right. It does match his skin.

Oh gosh. It looks like he's dying. It looks like he died. Yeah. That's your personality. Yeah. All right. I'm going to get back to our friend Nick Paye,

Nick Kardashian here. So he claims to be an entertainer when he was living in Vegas and he claims to own five entertainment companies called something nice entertainment. Yeah, just wait, this is what you do for work, you rent a entertainer. Yeah, I started doing the same thing,

working and grocery stores and I did a few things here in California, but I went to Las Vegas in 2015, became a entertainer, came on entertainment company, like five companies. So I built my entertainment company and so I was Vegas. Okay, interesting. What's your quote? What's your answer to that quote? Okay, interesting. And what's it called? What's your answer to? It's called something nice.

It's called something nice entertainment. As you M, TAs, I entertain it. It's on Google. It's like Google. It's called something nice with a U and no G. And nice is spelled with a Y. So it's very difficult to find this company. That's a silent Q in there.

There is no website, but he's correct. It is on Google. There is a physical address in Henderson Nevada for an entertainment company. And this is what the little borrower about the company that they wrote says, something nice entertainment is a company that caters to all types of talent in the world entertainment. That is something nice entertainment is a company that caters to all types of talent in the world entertainment.

That is something nice. All right. So now let's describe. Let's describe all these companies that he's got here. Studio management, recalibrate and also my shoes. Oh cool. Okay.

That's awesome. So when did you find that? How many years ago? Like in 2019 okay, so it's that's pretty good three years and you're any it's running bitch up and running pretty that's awesome. Okay He has some kind of interviewer, isn't it? Yeah, so I found their Facebook page and this guy was very busy on Facebook back in February Yeah, he hasn't really posted anything since then, but this is just one example of a post that he put up. He puts a picture of himself next to a picture of Chloe

and says that together we are something nice entertainment, something nice, unisex, footwear, good American, good American and good American store Miami. So he's trying to imply that him and Chloe own all these companies. He's got these got logos out there and shit. And if you go to his page and scroll down, there are like every day in February, he had posts like this where there's a picture of him next to an obviously professional photo of Chloe. They don't look like they've ever been in the same zip code. Yeah. They don't know anything about each other. He's claiming that they're

married, whether they run this company together anything about each other. He's claiming that they're married and that they run this company together. Which is absurd because he's saying that he is Chris's son. Correct. So he's fucking his sister. He's fucking his sister. He's married to his sister.

And I feel like Harrison should have followed up with that one. That was a really bad flag right there. But wait, what? So then finally Harrison addresses the fact that it looks like he's in a library But Harrison believes this guy is a very successful multi-millionaire, so he gives him the benefit of the doubt here No, no that room that's just sitting in there. It looks like that looks like a library

He's at home library. He was at a real Yes kind of quiet supposed guys perfect Working on my stuff. Okay. Is that a home library? I employ the Dewey Desi. What? Why?

Are you here, Slick? Yeah. Also the full-russet lighting and everything. There's no way that somebody's home. So obviously, not as home, he's a homeless guy who uses the computer at the library to pretend he's married to Chloe Kardashian. My kid's company does not have a website

because I read out a AOL minutes at the library. I cannot figure out square space and I'm on ludes. So then, Harrison starts asking about, did he play sports, screw it up? And of course, he did play sports and like, where'd you go to college? And he says this. Yeah, so you have like a medical degree too.

Yeah, I'm sort of fine, man. Okay, how much of a jacket? How much range? What jacket? The jacket of all trades. You are, exactly. Okay. Aren't you lying?

No. In fact, aren are you a liar? No more questions, your honor. This guy is lying. Obviously, he's in a medical degree. He claims to be in all these movies, which I'll get into in a minute. And this is how you can tell he's lying

because he's talking about playing sports. He's in his 50s, okay. And so he asked him, do you still play sports? And this is his answer to that. Now, do you still play sports at all? Do anything like that today? You know what, no, but I got injured in high school, and now I'm just rebuilding myself.

So I'll be back on the court some time next summer. Oh, it's good, okay, that's what I like to hear. I like to see, you know, you got all that going on. Harrison, why would you follow up with, wait a second, you got injured in high school and you're gonna be back next summer? I was 32 years ago. It took you that long to heal,

what kind of injury is that? That's not when the MBA season starts, sir. Yeah, when I'm not a medical lawyer to the stars, yeah, I'm dunking on Shaq, like Stuttering Jack. So for some reason, Harrison thinks this guy is probably in comedy. Now, have you seen anything that makes you think

this guy would be a comedic mind at all? Hey, what about you, Shelf? Have you ever done Shelf? I get it. You should look like you might be comical, the other times. If a darning stand up, call me yourself. No, I've seen some of it movies.

I'll try. I'll train. I'll train. I'll train. Because this guy's connection is terrible at the public library. What he's saying was, I'm in entertainment. He's like, oh, do you do comedy? He's trying to figure out what he does

because this guy's not giving great answers. He goes, no, no, no, I mostly do movies. So here are the movie credits. He's gonna say, let's go to his IMDB. Oh, I will. Tell me about the movies you've been in. Kig Box, hotel, the Ace of Mike Tyson, Jason Boyle, all eyes on me, the last Park Film, big, big movies. Did you work with Tyson? Did you work directly with Mike

Tyson in the movie? Yeah, I meant Tyson. Did you work with Tyson? Did you work directly with Mike Tyson in the movie? I meant Tyson. Did you work with him? You guys were both. Yeah. Yeah, I worked with Ty Watson. I got a picture with him. Okay.

He claims to have been in Jason Bourne and this kick fighter movie, all eyes on me, the two-pack movie. So I'm like, all right, this guy's just a crazy person. He's just a mentally ill individual. When Jason Born is running through an airport, he's one of the people. So here in his, here's Nick Payne's IMDB, and interestingly enough, under his credits, kickboxer retaliation, he was a prisoner in it.

So yeah, so he was an extra in that movie, but it does have Mike Tyson in that movie. Yeah. And he does have a couple of movies on here. He did stuff. He's done things. And he thought anybody could be an extra in a movie. If you have enough time on your hands to wait around.

Even crazy people. Yes. Especially crazy people. Especially crazy people. Okay, well I get that. Go make up to the job. Is this Nick Payne the 22nd? Yeah, it's a lot of Nick Payne's holy shit.

He's known for something nice. That's not even spelled correctly, but... He spelled his own company name wrongs. Yeah, multiple times too. An auto corrected at forum. Dude, I mean this guy is a character. I don't know what to make of him. I'm not sure what his deal is,

but I've seen other videos of him on YouTube where he's talking about how he's a Kardashian and he's getting back together with his family and all this shit, it's fucking nuts. I don't wanna kill all of our time on Nick Paine. Yeah, what else do you pick up on from Harrison? Well, Harrison has some great ideas about, uh, concepts for music videos, for bobbing for apples and clip for.

Oh, good. Okay. Um, just curious. If you haven't done any signs about bobbing for apples and you've kind of extended into a video, but bobbing people bobbing for apples. Um, well, if you haven't, do you plan to? It sounds like it might be a cool idea, but it's just, you know, it's up to you.

I've just thought, I like throwing it, what I did is find my guess. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, it is up to him. He's the guy in the bathroom. You don't have to do that, but you should. What I interviewed, Belinda Carlisle,

I said she should go go dance in her video. Yeah. It's not derivative and stupid and obvious. I want to learn more about Bobby for Apple's Andy. Come on. Okay, moving on. Let's see. Clip five.

This is when they're, okay, they're developing their sound. And he's kind of trying to guess what a band sounds like based on the bare minimum description that his guest is. He could have listened to his music. Yeah. Was he a bass player when he left? Is that the any well-off band?

Yes. Okay, got it. All right. But yeah, I mean, we were able to find one. His name is King. Okay. And he's a great, great, great bassist. And we're very lucky to have him.

We're still developing that sound with him. Okay. But he brings it like a kind of like a funk like kind of thing. Yeah, I know, I should've known what you're saying. Yeah. A little bit like almost a little bit like a little bit like a little one five maybe.

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Oh yeah, that everybody would, I'd rather listen to my parents have sex. Maroon 5, oh no. Jesus Christ, I know, one of the insults. Which band you sound more like, train or Maroon 5? Go fuck yourself, asshole. I'm outta here, I'm on top of the show. It's wrong with you.

Okay, in clip six, we're to ask the hard-hitting questions. And when I say the questions, I mean all the questions. All right, let's get to it. Music. All right, now I'm going to talk about you specifically. Tell me about yourself. When did you grow up? When did you stop playing music? We got you in the wood.

Who do you emulate? All that stuff. Go ahead. And I'll be having any questions. I mean, listen to what you have to talk about. I'll throw them in. Go ahead. No, you go. No, you go.

Just tell me everything you know. Dude, he does this with every interview. He always wants to know what you did as a kid. This is when he asked the Kardashian that. What I do with every person I interview was I try to find out what they were like. Is younger people. What did you do as a kid? Where did you grow up What I do with every person I interviewed was I try to find out what they were like, you know, young people. What did you do as a kid?

Where did you grow up? I didn't learn. I didn't learn. What did you do as a kid? Oh, shit. Well, I'll start in second grade. That's why I played all county trumpets. I'd like to answer your third question, second.

I can't ask you first. The fuck I didn't interview is this, he's not good at it. No. Stuttering John would have appreciated that question. He would have, he would have loved that. He's always would have fucking let it. Oh, where do I stop? I've been waiting for someone to ask me that.

It's amazing. All right. Now, this is interesting because he's talking about how he's going to be filming his first comedy movie. And you know that because that's the only information he can give you about this movie that he's about to be in. Okay, now you're currently working in any films now? Uh, as I'm getting ready to do a movie, pretty soon, I'm my first movie, first comedy, but a friend of mine, so you know, I'll be acting in a co-directing

Christian. Tell me, tell me about it with my camera. Okay, tell me about it without giving it to me. It's good. Boy, it's gonna be a thing. That's okay. That's what you say. Again, what I said was gonna be my first comedy. That's what? It's the first time. It's on the edge of the scene. Oh, yes, okay. He's like, by the way, when you're promoting a movie, it shouldn't be a mystery. Tell me, tell me whatever you can. Tell me about this movie.

It's not a lawsuit. It's not a pending lawsuit. Are you gonna be awake for the movie? That's what he's just like. Yeah, yeah, no, it's gonna be my first comedy movie. He's upset about it. He doesn't know anything about it. In fact, this conversation goes on.

It gets even crazier. Because they're about to start shooting. And he goes, if's upset about it, he doesn't know anything about it. In fact, this conversation goes on, it gets even crazier, because they're about to start shooting, and he goes, if you read the script, he's like, no, there is no script. Does it take place in a library? Exactly. I watch a lot of curp your enthusiasm, there's no script. Right, he was lying, he was applying,

it was all improv or something. And then he says, well, my friend is making it, and he shoots out this woman's name, Candy, Thompson or something like that. There's no such a woman named as he's making all of this obviously. And he's also making a documentary. And the documentary is about Compton.

And Harrison wants to know, what is living in Compton like? Is it a walk in the park? Is it maybe tough? Okay. And I mean, was it like, what kind of life was there? Like tougher urban life?

You know, get old like this? Seven episodes already. So let's get right now. Okay. So I'm in, how long is each episode? Maybe like a minute. Two minutes. You only admitted is each episode? Maybe like a minute, two minutes. You only admit it for an episode? Well, it's that little part, little part.

I'm just gonna start. Yeah, a little bit more. So yeah, okay. That's not a documentary, that's a TikTok. Yeah. So when he's describing it, there's seven of them. Three to minute log. Yeah, okay.

I think it's starting to get for vines. It's starting to dawn on Harrison that this isn't a good guy. I'm not sure that ever he ever figures it out even though he tries to give it away with this. I think the next fucking with it with us. It's nice to have someone that you know, that keeps things in the water and keeps keeps keep the family. Well, you got you got you guys don't get along pretty well. That's pretty impressive. Not our families do. We get along well, man. We we cause we all look alike. Yeah, that's that's that's the way it should be. I said some of the pictures of folks on Facebook are beautiful. I mean, she you know, Chloe looks great as a blonde. I

remember she was there. She that was a great idea for us churning the heck you know that call that was Yeah, if you look if you look at all seven of us we all look alike I think he's trying to tell like I'm obviously not a card as she had I be black man Yeah, how are you not picking up on this? Ericin Easter egg I hope that hers because on the next episode next week and goes turns out that one actually Uncle Dash and I want to apologize to my audience. Yeah, like shit Sherlock.

Totally fooled me. So Harrison does this thing. He does a 30 minute interview and the final five minutes, it's almost like in a hockey game. It's the last minute of the play of this period. He has to announce there's just five minutes to go. We're down to the final five minutes. You made it go by.

It's all right. I hope you have fun. I hope you covered as much about you and your family as you're family, with your family as we could. Yeah, tell you, tell your cousin. I look for it over open made of one damn work. We're talking about Sarah, right? Yeah. Sarah Solomon. Well, you're're talking about Sarah, right? Yeah.

Sarah Solman, well, you're closer to her than I am. Yeah. So, now, I'm here. I'm here. I live in, I live in, you know, near Boston. Yeah, no, she has to. You have to. Yeah, I have to.

If I talk to her, I'll tell her for sure. So, now what I would like to do for the final remain in a few minutes is to just keep shots off the people that are gonna see the show and then we'll wrap it up the way we began it like a show. My snap and. All right, we got five minutes ago. Get on your show now.

It's out of the way. I got some snap into. All right. So I love that these guys are both protected to be parts of famous families. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe that's why this guy's trolling. He was like, yeah, I'm a card at. You said that your cousin is Sarah Silverman.

I'm married to Chloe. Sure, why not? Why not? Or I'll do a cool shit, right? So I need to make sister. So this is the way, I know I'm garrison. What is going on with this guy? This is the way he wraps up the show at the end.

And it's just perfect. Right. You did a great job. So you ready to wrap the show up the way we began it with my music? Yeah. Okay. All right folks, thanks for watching Talk With Time. A milestone episode in the books.

More to follow. Take care. See you next time. Bye-bye. I guess this is just sit there and watch it. So these look at Adam the way I looked at Carl when he was your only cold theme song. Yeah. How long does this have to go on for? All right, it was a long theme song.

I know. You and your brother would tell me all the time. It's a little too long. So at a certain point in this episode, he asks if he knows Nick Payne, knows anyone who would want to be on his show, speaking mostly about the Kardashians, I assume, but he's obviously an insider in Hollywood.

So he's like, hey, if you have any other famous friends who want to come on the show, let me know. Oh, yes, I'd have all his guests. Oh, and you know what I thought of Andy? What's that? I want to go on the show and that would be amazing. I'm going to book myself on topic time with Harrison Young. I want to be interviewed by this guy.

Yeah. I think that'd be awesome. 100% would be awesome. I have a lot of questions for him. Yeah. There won't be any dead air on this episode. I have many questions asked this guy. All right, Andy, I got to learn more about this fucking

Bobby Rapples. Bobby Rapples. I'm about to stop the show and go listen to their album right Andy, I gotta learn more about this fucking BobbieGradp.com. BobbieGradp.com. I'm about to stop the show and go listen to their album right now. I'm so excited about it. Well, it's a good thing that I brought some examples of what it sounds like. But before we listen to that, let's learn about these guitars

that are not normal guitars. Oh, there's small guitars. Sweet. They are made of weird things and we're gonna ask all the questions all at the same time about that. I'm gonna cover seven. That's cool, that's all. Well now I want to talk about those guitars.

Tell me about those two different guitars. Why the size difference? Why are they smaller than most guitars I've seen? Well these guitars, they're actually, I'm an ambassador for them. Okay, meaning what? You mean, you, you, you, the company that makes them? Yes. Okay, did you make the, did you handcraft them? What do you know, for people that do it? They, they do handcraft them. Right.

Um, that's not a fucking guitar. Well, this guitar is known as a ukulele. Yeah, I know. It's just like, this guy's such an idiot. It's got four fucking strings on it. What kind of guitar is that? Not a guitar. Let me dumb this down for you. She's a stripper.

That's a weird looking violin you got there, sir. Yeah, I know. It sure is. It slipped up real loving. It kind of comes up that, you know, maybe this isn't a guitar. Yeah, okay, go ahead. No, I realize now that a ukulele,

you can't really get the little middle C on your one. That's a pulse, you know, you can't really get a bass sound out of aulele. We all the quads are high on it You know you know you know a middle C is right like on the piano Right this is definitely a trouble instrument. Right exactly like bass, but they do have bass ukulele Is not really but do they make can you have both can you make can you can you can you to my ukulele you do both at once? You probably can't have because it's all fun. When you got when you got the string to that smile,

it can only go one way or the other, right? That's true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah proud of himself. If you go below middle, see it above middle, see, can't you do both?

You're talking about piano. Yes. What you're describing is a piano, right? That's hilarious. I gotta know about these little guitars with four strings, what's up with those? So where do you blow into it? Yeah.

Can you play a rupshit out there? Yeah. So there's been a lot of talk about what Bobby Frapples might sound like. Yeah, I didn't put it. This is just a taste of how fucking shitty this is. Okay, but nine. Closed eye, thank you. Close my eyes.

Sometimes I wonder what's the point of life And I hold my Cuz these lonely simple songs are He said it was Zany didn't he say? Little fuckingany? Zany? I'm saying it off. That little fucking lick was the whole song. It was that for fucking three minutes. Andy, that sucks. Yeah, trying not to. I'm not wanting to criticize you,

I don't normally criticize people's music, but that sucks. Yikes. And the guitar sounds like shit, too. Oh, God. You heard a bassit, a bassit, or for it? And that T-shirt, it's got to really go jump off a bridge.

Bobbing for apples. It's the name of that so stay that melodrama. Honestly, I wish we could hear brood five now. I'm really I'm craving it. I'd really listen to some funky brood. We're just trained to save the day. He needs to need some Bobby for grenades. And then they could video and go, I'm back in. All right, very good. All right, and clip eight, this is where, I love it when he hears, and he's already done it in your episode too, where he thinks he knows what he's talking about,

and he quickly realizes that he doesn't, and that he will listen to, he'll pivot away into a totally different topic, and then, and the and the segment is fucking brilliant right this like I mean you're when you plug it in you use an actual akable right you use a quarter inch okay all right I thought I knew my stuff okay that's great so how many in the band again three three again so I guess what I have to show now tell me you get a performance for this is we

discussed talk you know play a couple songs talk about them and then we'll Finish the interview after we Probably should have researched Fucking XR get away with it interesting. Yeah, right. Why would you ask that you were right to it and there's seven people in your band right? No, there's three fuck Fucking I'm gonna come here and show you. He's having a Bill O'Reilly bell sound. Fuckin' thing sucks. All right, anything else you want to play from our friend Harrison? Sure, yeah, after the kid plays that terrible song,

these are Harrison's takeaway, his review of the music, the 10. Thanks for the awesome sound. Sweet and folksy kind of. Oh, thank you. Yeah, almost like, let me try to think. Oh, it's like Meru in five. I can't think of the name of it. He's, uh, oh, what was this? Oh, I think it's a little bit. Can you rank it? Never heard of it? It's going before your time probably.

He had a sore throat before. Sweet sound to it. I don't know if he made his throat problem performing, but I mean, he goes back to the 80s. I don't even know if you were around then, but in the 70s. You know that guy? You know you kind of sound like, you know what he got three? Yeah, I know that.

So not him, this other guy that nobody's ever fucking heard of. Yeah, you know him? No. Well, you wouldn't, he was around in the 70s. I mean the 80s, I mean the 60s. He sucked like you though. Jesus Christ.

That's all I got. That's all you got? Yeah. All right. Well, Harrison Young, I want to go on your show. I'll reach out to him. Maybe I'll have my people reach out to his people. I got to get booked out of this show. It seems like anybody can go on this show. Oh, you think?

Yeah. Who should I say I've related to? Yeah. Who should be the celebrity that we went? Neil hamburger. Neil hamburger. Perfect. Yeah.

He looked it up. I last used hamburger. He's hamburger. What else you need to know? All right, I have a song parody. This one came in and this is my bad. Ben Hilton sent this in last month and somehow I missed it. So this is Mr. Dabbler.

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I'm sure I'm gonna see that. I'm sure I'm gonna see that. I'm sure I'm gonna see that. Just a rose, no nobody believes that you wrote those jokes for the rose stuff to bring. Mr. Dabler and Mr. Cleans, please, please, Mr. Dabler and this life's dream. Very well done. That was great. That was actually pretty impressive. Yep. All right. With that, I think it's time to mock Zumaq. You?

It's time to mock. Zumaq. I know tellin' who you might be I'm gonna stop baby even though You can't use too much effort Oh, Walmart You can't use too much effort You can't use too much effort Oh, Walmart on Dale Maybury I'm gonna sing it with me

Oh, Walmart You can't use too much effort Oh, Walmart on Dale Maybury You can't use too much effort Please clap All right, and with that I want to bring in a special guest Vince Barry is joining the show Hey, what's up? What's going on guys? How am I supposed to follow that fucking bumper there? That's amazing you well

I'll tell you what I'll play a clip of Chad Zumak and then it'll be very easy You'll find out very quickly how easy it is to follow that. I was so you sent me the link and I was so looking forward at just as the seconds ticked on in that video, I was looking forward to this. Yeah, so it's interesting. Chad was recently interviewed by Madison Mooy and randomly, because this is just how my life has been working on it lately, Vince happens to know Madison. I had no, I just said him the link.

I'm like, hey, we're gonna be looking at this. You're like, oh, yeah, I know Madison. It's like, oh, okay. That's cool. Yeah, I've known, yeah, I've known for a couple of years working at Fairfield Comedy Club, down in Fairfield, Connecticut, and she did a couple spots there.

And it was during the pandemic, so there was a lot of time you get to talk. And it'll be interesting to discuss this whole scene here on YouTube. All right, let's get right into it then, because what happens is, Chad goes on her show to talk about getting canceled. And Chad tells the story about how

when he was out in Hollywood and he was working at the comedy store, he had this incident with a very famous comedian and then was canceled. Now, I did put in a little sound effect every time there's a name drop in this one. Oh, thank God. Yeah, Chad sure does love the bill.

Chad sure does love to drop some names. So I got a little centering John boom. Every time you hear a name drop. I was out there, it was my first two months. I was on all things comedy, punch drunk sports with my buddies Sam Trippie, Arche Fear, and we were doing a podcast and Sam Trippie was going against Pat Noswald. I'll name names because I'm already canceled. He already canceled me. And he was going after him and saying stuff because Pat

Noswald at the time, there's a director named Jordan Peele and directed that movie Get Out. And he's a great director. Fantastic talents. Never heard of Jordan Peele record by saying he would not hire any white male leads in any of his films. So Pat and started pandering to that. Like, oh, yeah, and he's making fun of white male leads. I go, Hey, Patton, why don't you give up all your roles? You're in Pixar films. You're, you know, what? Why are you pandering? And then he start coming at me, quote, tweeting, quote, tweeting, and all his followers, his fans were coming at

me, including his wife now, Meredith Celling,, and that movie Dream a Little Dream, which Cory felt made in Korea. We don't even know what we're gonna do. We need a little fucking pick up all those names. He dropped so many names. All right. So apparently because of a tweet that he put out about Patton, he then was canceled from Hollywood, and this is him explaining that maybe what he did wasn't cool

And maybe he shouldn't have done that he's coming at me saying things and I I said something a little out of character It wasn't cool because I said he may or may not have killed his ex-wife, which is not cool He says I'm on my back. She recognized that. Yeah. He seems proud of himself. That's it. He's like, that was a cool, pretty funny. No. I mean, that's just been a thing online. Like, that's a Reddit joke.

He killed his wife. I don't know if it's a joke. This is what I give the same defense. I think it might be true. I give the same defense to Alex Jones about Sandy Hook. He's not the only one saying it. Right. And we're trying to pretend like he was the only one talking about that or that chance

to get the only guy to say the pants killed is like, I'm the only guy that knows exactly what happened that day. I don't know. Who? Most people are just saying it to each other on the internet. They're not saying it right to Pat Naswell. Oh, I'm sure there's tons of people who are tweeting at Pat and with that, but whatever, it doesn't matter because what I couldn't rent my head around is

Chant's not famous. He's not actually in the industry. So how did he get canceled? What does that mean? Let's find out what he actually means by that. I used to go to the comedy store like everyone Whitney Cummings are open. Hey, how you doing? Nobody would look at me and I go I'm canceled I'm legit canceled now because of this guy. So Whitney Cummings used to say, hi to him and then stop saying hi to him. And she has like, I'm done. That's it. No, recovering from this.

I'm canceled from being a customer at a comedy club. Is that what the C4 had? That is hat. Yeah. So I think who canceled Chad was Chad. Oh yeah. Right? He's just not very funny.

We're good at this kind of thing. Which is why he also has like a resting bitch face. So she probably just looked at him with her normal face and he's like, oh, I'm out. All right, so how does he cope with that? And Madison wants to know, oh poor Chad, that must have been tough. How do you stay strong when everyone's against you?

It's Chad versus the rest of the world. So how do you, how do you stay strong? I feel like that would break me. Oh, I was, I was, I was, I was drinking a bottle of Tito's vodka a day to cope and Deporting on top of my depression. That's how bad it was it was it was not fun. It was sad And in your your comic you can take it. I'm a person first. I have Actually just a person yeah No one said go be a kid you a comic. No one suffers on that.

Promise you that. So he didn't really explain anything either. We says that he was depressed and he drank a bottle of vodka every day. What size bottle like an airplane? Because I can't imagine this guy could afford a big bottle of Tito's vodka. I'm assuming he's like one of those little one shy's like, oh, fuck. Yeah. Back to bad. But here's the thing. So one of those little one-shots, he's like, oh, fuck. Back to bad. But here's the thing. So I gotta know, it sounds like he got a couple mean tweets.

He got a mean look from Whitney Cummings and then he became an alcoholic. And that's what I'm seeing. Do you think the drinking started before that, baby? I know, I would hope so, because maybe, you know. Well, it's interesting, because he tells the story, I don't even remember if I have this clip or not,

but his story is that he moved out to LA because of his girlfriend at the time. She was moving out there, so he moved out there to be with her and had nothing to do with him pursuing a career in comedy. And then she dumped him immediately. And so we started going to the comedy store by himself and drinking every night

and watching comedy and eventually got up on stage and started doing comedy. That's kind of like his origin story for all of this. Was this before or after he got kicked off of Ohio radio? What's the time? I think this is all before. I think then he moved back to Cleveland and got that amazing job as the third mic of an afternoon drive show. So very impressive, in my opinion.

All right, so what I love about Chad, though, is that he's actually somehow even dumber than we thought he was. And I want to be liked. I want to make people. Yeah. He wants to be liked. And this is how he behaves. Chad, if you want to be liked, you're going about it all the wrong ways.

So I was coping in just dark ways. And you know, am I fully covered from it? I mean, I moved on, but it still took a lot out of me because people I thought were my friends, were never my friends. They're just trying to climb a ladder or do something. And I, no one, Chad, I think people were using him for fame and fortune, okay, sir. You know what's great about me, Madison?

And I love you too, because we haven't talked in so long. Like, I have nothing to offer you, nothing. Okay, that, I know shit. Right there, Madison's going, yeah, why do they book this ass all on my show again? What are we doing here? Yeah, I'm sorry, 21 views on the YouTube channel. Yeah, this is not a popular job.

So when you met Madison, she was doing comedy. Yes. And was she good at comedy? She has, as many comedians do, has her niche of what fans she has. So it is white women that look like her and white men that want to sleep with women that look like her. I see Most of her jokes are about sucking dick on a boat. So you kind of get the picture

Where she then finds the guy in the audience after the show who has the boat in such a dick. Oh That's that's interesting because I pulled this clip where Madison is talking about sad her fucking life is Let me tell you something I was miserable. I used to lay in bed and just dream about Sucking the right dick so I could be taking care of my whole life. I Think a girlie Kirk could pull that off. Don't you? This would be the right time for Chad to be wearing the captains head He switches hands. You know this is a girl that checks tax returns before she fucks you. Chad would have no shot.

That's 100%. And actually, that's fucking funny because at a certain point, she makes a joke about Chad being broke. And watch what Chad does. This is so embarrassing. This is so, I mean, you can't even imagine someone would do this. Oh, you're gonna give me the joke.

How many of you the joke says a year? I go, well, because I'm not doing that much stand up and I'm not, and I'm not broke. Yeah, quick background on this. She goes, after the show, stick around, someone told me a joke, it's not a comedian. So I can actually give you the joke and you can use it. And he goes, well, you do the joke.

I guess she's doing, she's not doing comedy anymore. She's a motivational speaker now Yeah, which is weird because she used to cry herself to sleep hoping to suck a guy's dick and a lot of money Motivational speakers are really all that successful in life. You know, there's there's Tony Robbins and it's like False up a cliff Oh, you're gonna give me the joke. I'm gonna doing that much stand up and I'm not and I'm not broke. But you on the other hand, I'm just. I have. I just got real serious and then kind of.

I'm like something. I want you to plug your podcast. I want to show you something. You run her podcast. All right. Why would she put. Podcast. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm not going to be a lot of. I want to show you something. All right, why would she

podcast? Oh, yeah, well, they're listening to the day podcast. No, she's in a behind the walls. Okay, he's back. He's back. Watch everybody. Oh, look at those. Dada, dada, dada, dada, Bill. Hold on a pile of 20s. You're going to like the titty bar. Am I in here, something 11? Well, this money medicine. I love it. And like, what kind of life? Let's get to your life. It's titty bar money.

Either that or you sell an Adderold high school kids. It's like you're still in there. This is one thing that I know. I mean, this, what he just did is so embarrassing. Yeah. I can't believe we just did that. Oh, you don't think I, I, I, I, you think I broke. Here's $500.

I was gonna cast. Yeah, like $4.500. St that. Oh, you'll think I, I, I, I, you think I broke. Here's $500. I'm gonna cash. Yeah, like $4.500. Stutgio didn't tip Anthony's crew. And he's like, oh, wait, I got it. Right, yeah, there's very similar to that. And it's funny because we know he opens for Jim Brewer who sells out theaters. So yeah, he probably makes $500 bucks.

Yeah, he's doing that. He's near money. Yeah, right. But I can tell you this, I know people who have wanted money. None of them have 500 hours in cash laying around in their apartment waiting to show it off to you. Very rarely are they that consider much cash as laying around. They also don't have futons.

They're also not sitting on a futon with a poster of themselves like cash. I'm behind that. Is that your high school? Like it says Kent Ohio. So this is all's because I'm high school. Like it says Kent Ohio. So this is all just reliving his high school. I was kind of okay. It's something in high school thing.

I honestly, I think he peaked being the radio star that he was. And so I think all of this comes back to remember when people knew about me from the radio. Because he always wore our guy sweaters back then when he did his comedy shows. That's what he was known for, the our guy ol' guy. Pretty wacky. Oh boy, the our guy ol' guy. That's such a, when you were known as the something guy, you're not fuckin' on in comedy.

Our guy is the 2020 Rainbow Six Fenders. I mean, he ended every joke with our guy. That's his catchphrase. So Chad is so proud of the way that he's doing what he's doing because he's doing it his way. I'm still doing it, but I'm doing it on my own terms. I don't care about whatever direction we have to go, but I'm doing it my way. And that's fine.

And I'm good with that. Are you happy right now doing it your way and not conforming to all the bullshit. I love it Yeah, there's the right way the wrong way the Chad way, isn't that also the wrong way? Yes, but fast I won't take any funny jokes from somebody else or money. He has no fame no friends no money And he's like I'm just glad I'm doing it completely wrong all the time. Yeah, really so to be proud of their chat His voice sounded like like you probably on the radio You would have believed that. Oh, yeah, I'm happy doing it my way once you see his face when he fucking says that Yes, yeah, it's there's some tells. The face we're looking at right now.

He's not a good scene. Not a good scene. He's beat red and he looks like he's about to cry. Yes. All right, so now he's going to talk about what the wrong way to do it is because he witnessed this first 10 when he was out in Hollywood. Like I used to be in rooms with Joe Rogan, who's

one of the biggest guys in the world. And Joe's great. He's fantastic. But I would see comics position themselves to get in his direction of conversation so they can get on his podcast. I remember Annie Lieberman, and I'll name names. This is all on me, by the way. And that doesn't has nothing to do with this. Yep. I'm just a platform. Yeah. She asked the questions. I give the, I remember Annie and she's great. She's funny, but I remember Joe getting off stage at the OR, the commie sort, go outside and position yourself by Joe's car

to have a conversation with them. Like I saw that and it's just so gross to me. Wait a second, you're telling me that you want to make friends with successful people because they can help you out and he finds that to be gross. I used to work with these sales people who would keep asking customers for the sale and they were successful at it. I'm like, that's just so gross. Why are you asking for the sale as a salesperson? After that, Madison says, we have to admire her drive and she goes, I'd want to be on Joe Rogan's podcast. Like, Chad, you don't get it. The thing that you're

appalled by is what you should be doing. Right. You should be friendly with people. You should be making connections. You're doing the opposite of that. And that's why Sam Tripoli gets on Joe Rogan's show. Correct. And you're fucking on somebody's podcast.

And you're next to Madison. Exactly. Yeah, you're doing it wrong, too, Lee. And honestly, people can learn from this. I learned a lot in my life from people failing, and I go, oh, I'm gonna do it, the opposite of that. I'm not gonna do it that way at all. Watch how Chad goes about being in show business

and do the opposite of it, and you'll be very successful, I assume. It's like that sign felt when George was like, I figured it out, I just gotta do everything, the opposite of how I would have done it. But the good news is though, is that Chad can at least go to sleep knowing that he's not a sellout. He is a game champion.

I mean, made Tim Dylan a multi-millionaire. So I get all that pisses me off too. So he says, yeah, being on Joe Rogan's gray, you know, he made Tim Dylan a multi-millionaire. No, Tim Dylan made Tim Dylan a multi-millionaire. Tim Dylan is hilarious. His show is hilarious. He's a great guest on Rogan. The reason why he was on that show is because

he would crack Rogan up at the comedy store. He's like, you gotta come on my show. And this is the way people like Chad think. They're like, well, Tim Dylan's only famous because he kissed Rogan's ass like, no, no, no, no. Yes, you need the opportunity, but you'd be prepared for that opportunity as well. So when you get on there,

you kill it and people enjoy you. Chad would be terrible on Joe Rogan Show. He wouldn't gain any support. He wouldn't become a multi-millionaire if he was on Joe Rogan Show tomorrow. I guarantee you that. It's not a funny or interesting guy. Right.

It's actually unlikable in every way. Get it. Yeah. But at the same time, I just, there's something gross about it. I like, I'm in the worst industry because I'm too real. I'm real. Oh, boy.

I'm not good in show business. But they ain't. They seem to do it this time. They're talking about good in show business. Checker the opposite of good in show business. What? No. I like that he says, I'm keeping it real like that.

Chris Rock thing, real dumb. Yeah, keep it real. Good job, Chad. It's gonna get you a lot of plays. It's keeping it real. But no friends, that was his strategy was I'm gonna go through this whole thing and make no friends in comedy, and then complain 20 years later, like, what the fuck bro?

Well, you don't even know this Vince, but when Chad does these comedy shows, the young comics look up to him, and they are so impressed by how good he is. Yeah, he's up on stage and they have to. He's so impressed by how good he is a comedy. He sells out everywhere. And we did these shows this week.

And the young comic comes up to me. He calls me Mr. Zumaak, which is hilarious, because I'm an idiot. And he goes, would you like me to say about you? You know, you're opening credits and all that. And he watched my set. He took notes. And he's so,, Woody, would you, would you like me to say about you? You know, you're opening credits and all that. And he watched my set. He took notes and he's so, he had that, that hunger that I want this so bad. And I haven't had that forever.

Like, he had just like, I want to be great. And I'm taking notes. I want to learn from you. And I'm like, I don't give a fuck. I felt, but he told me I wrote down here. Do the opposite. Yeah. I felt guilty. I wrote down here, do the opposite. Yeah, I was the house. I was the house.

I was like, don't talk about Walmart. Yeah. Yeah. We were all gonna bang our heads together going for that same line of doing the opposite because that's exactly what the kid was writing in his notebooks. Yeah, do the opposite. He said there he's going, don't tell people to clap.

You're returning the show. That's embarrassing. Yeah. I don't stound you, you're such a. That's you. Do you think that he called him Mr. Zumaq because he was actually his substitute teacher last semester? That was in your class.

Oh my God, all right. So then at the end of this interview, Chad proves that he's on dateable. He is a loser in every way you measure this. And he has no self-confidence, nor should he at this point and as you get older You just get stuck in your own ways like I have such a fucking weird lifestyle that I don't know if any Partner or person would want to be a part of this like I wear like flip flops in every room in the house I have like a whole thing going on that somebody might go what the fuck's wrong with this guy?

Yeah, or they might just love you for you. That would be cool It's any possible I'm not sure about that So mad as she made Madison's nice enough, but I do not know why she decided to have Chad out of her show. This was not a good. I have a story on that. What is it? What happens is when you get outed as a conservative and comedy, the guests that you can get kind of go down in quality. So, you know, there was some talk about a little anti-biden talk going on during the show. Okay. You know what you should do is text Harrison Young Chad's email.

See, this guy wants to be on your show. Fuck, you're right. That would be better than me being on his show, which you get. That's beautiful. That'd be great if Harrison's like, so you're a comic, can you tell me a joke? And Chad's like, no.

I've never told a joke before I wasn't ready for that. Yeah. All right, now normally I don't check out, sit down, zoom out, but he had my friend, Adam Hughes, on the show, Huesy. So Huesy's on with Chad. Now this is going back a couple of weeks ago. Really? Yeah.

And of course, Adam Hughes had my back. It was very cool of him to do that. But I just pulled a couple of clips from the show because Chad, the fact that he thinks that he has fans from doing compound media and being on Anthony's show is so insane to me. Here's the thing they don't realize, clip this back.

I was on Anthony's show for a long time. So a lot of those compound fans are still my fans, regardless of how they're trying to switch the narrative. So he thinks because he was a guest on Anthony show that he made fans. No, you have to be interesting and funny on a show and already your fans. That's just being on the show. I don't know anyone is a Chad Zumaq fan. I've never met one in real life. No, but why would they be subscribed to Anthony's network for Chad if Chad's not on it anymore? Right. I just don't under what's his reasoning. No, no, immediately just goes,

no, I was on it in the show. Therefore I have fans. Nope. Not how that works at all. There's a lot of people in that audience that are still fans of mine. So I don't think it's bad for anybody, but unfortunately Frank, the fucking pussy

who hangs out in chat rooms, who lives with his mom and dad still with a kid and Chrissy Who lives in a barn they don't have the balls to go face to face their keyboard warriors. That's what it is All right, so Chad's explaining this whole thing This was before we were down in Orlando and he's explaining this thing where we didn't want him at the Orlando improv for the communities of the compound show right he's Not wanted there. He's a douchebag. He's called all of compound show. Right. He's not wanted there. He's a douchebag. He's called all of us out multiple times. He's dedicated his entire Patreon to goofing on Chrissy and Frank.

They're putting on this show and he's like, why don't you want me there? What do you mean? Why don't we watch you there? So he's trying to pretend like, oh, they're just pussies because they don't want to confront me face to face. They're keyboard warriors. Keyboard warriors. Chrissy puts herself out there all the time.

She's the opposite of a keyboard warrior. She's not a high internet computer. We have lives like the whole, this is like radio when you had your show and somebody else had another morning show and you fought like, these are, like nobody's hiding here. Everybody's very transparent in what they're doing.

It's not like Chrissy's on sock puppet accounts on Twitter, like some people. Correct. Yes. Chad is the one with the sock puppet accounts where he's trying call out Bert Kreischer, but I compliment himself. Yeah, I complimented him. Wow, you were really funny last night, like which one of the seven people in the audience tweeted that to you. So this is Chad claiming to not give a fuck. And this is my favorite thing about Chad is how often he devotes time to explain He just doesn't care. So they think they can gang up on me and that's not the case I like you're dealing with a dude who doesn't give a fuck Period, I don't care

All right, so he doesn't give a fuck. That's why he's indestructible because he doesn't care Andy as soon as you start caring then you're vulnerable. He doesn't give a fuck, that's why he's indestructible. Because he doesn't care, Andy, as soon as you start caring, then you're vulnerable. He doesn't give a fuck. All right, fast forward a few weeks, this is what he put out this week on his show. But I wanted to do a cleanse. I need a break from this world, these people. I'm not defeated, I just don't care. I'm over it. I don't want to hear about Geno I don't want to hear about Chrissy. I don't hear about Frank. I don't want to hear about

Steel Toe guy. I don't want to hear about Berk-Krischer. Gosh It's taking a break from this. He seems to care. It almost seems like he's a bit defeated there. Yeah, when does the break start? Yeah, I'm gonna take two minutes off a bit defeated there. When does the break start? Yeah, I'm gonna take two minutes off. I'm back home. I'm gonna be getting in the air.

He really is set a rig shot at every fucking level, minus the success earlier in life. That's the only thing that's happened. Doesn't have going for it. If he takes a break, you guys got to really hope Opie steps it up. I don't know what you guys are doing with hatred. I don't know, we got Lorenzo, Ariel.

Wow, hair is a diag. Yo, Harrison reminded me of so many people up in Western mass when I go to open mics there, just like the town he's hanging out. I thought you were going to say that hair is a diag. I would have to open my voice. Oh, he probably does over in his area. I might have to snoop. Now that I know his name, I'm going to do some snoop

and because I'm a little bit closer than you are. So that would be awesome. All right, so now Chad claims that even though we're goofing on him, it's not gonna stick. It's not working for us. Heflon Chad. But when I start going after Chrissy, and then when Kulmya turned on me because of Kevin,

that's one Carl turn because he's not authentic either. And he's just like, I can cash in on this. This is my new thing, and it's not working. It's not sticking because fucking Oi's a narcissist and John's a buffoon and I don't give a fuck. Okay, so Chad thinks it, I'm not a real person and I just decided to start goofing on him because I was like, oh, he's going to go find an L do that too, that'll be my thing. And he doesn't think that it works because he's a real person.

He's not like Southern John or opi where there's just endless material to rip on. He's wrong about that. And he doesn't care except because he's emailing multiple people to do retraction, make shit down. That makes him mad. But he doesn't care about it. He does his care. He's a reputation management machine.

That's all he fucking does. So, all right. He's gonna claim that he's not sticking as Someone that we can we can rag on each episode. I declare song parody contest Chad Zumaq and I was thinking about this the name Zumaq. There's so many songs For those who hate Zumaq You know, I hate Zumaq. Mark. You know, there's a so many, you know, I hate Zuma.

I'm like, you know, there's so many tunes that I think would work with Chad Zuma. So I'm putting that out there. It's official. It's official. Go. Chad Zuma song parody contest. Start those submissions please.

I look forward to that. So he after that, he goes on to explain that shule and Bob do what we do, but way better. They're the only ones who do it. Well, on the Uncle Rico show. So for some reason, Chad, who by the way, was trying to get on my show many times. The only time he's been on my show is

because he reached out to me asking to be on the show has reached out multiple times since then to be on the show. Now, since our show sucks, and he hates us to wait. Who's authentic? I feel like maybe Chad's the one who's losing the plot, as they say, but anyway, being the narrative. Yeah, so now he's trying to say that like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We just do like a shitty version of what Shuley and Bob Levy are doing. I can't wait for them to turn on Chad to hear what he says about those guys. Because you don't. They need new material to. You know, yeah, you know what's coming next. Oh, dude, double con will be Chad con.

Very quickly. We were doing a whole WTP live. I thought that I thought that double con was like just a joke that people were perpetuating just to get under Jon's skin. I know that I know it's a real thing. Um, kind of just feels so much joy. It's amazing, isn't it? I can't believe it all came together

that we're actually doing this thing. It's gonna be incredible. And a real club co-signed this. It's unbelievable, dude. That's pretty fucking cool. And I shouldn't mention, because we're doing it at the Kamehameh Tukarosin, which is where we also did the creep off roast,

but we're doing Debalcon in the main show area. Wow. So we're doing it'scon in the main show area. Wow. So we're doing it's over 300 people at Holt's. This is going to be a big show. There's 300 people all gathered to make fun of one Bozo who hasn't been relevant in 35 years.

Well, he's relevant now. He's relevant again. There's a theme park in the works too. Is that a ring John spit slide? Yeah. Yeah. Just uttering John's spit slide. Yeah. Yeah. Tell Erickson. I think the T-Cup ride is just a bunch of cores cans.

That's really kind of. Yeah, the log ride. When you get to the bottom, it's just uttering John's spitting out. You're like, ah, I'm soaked. All right, so now Che is going to explain what a dork I am. What's what's learned about this? Carl's a dork. He's a nerd who loves weezer.

He was in like weezer cover band. He loves ripper's quomo. He lives in Rochester. He never took a chance. He never moved to LA. He never moved to New York. He loved ONA. He started his little podcast.

And he's doing well, but he's a dork. All right. I love ween. Not weezer. Not weezer. Oh my god. I've never been to the Weezer cover band. I've never been to the Ween cover band. We do do ween tribute shows for sure. I like the band ween. Not weezer. I am a dork, but I like ween. It's a different type of dark than a weezer dark. I love how Chase always explain me what cool is. You know what's cool? You know what's cool?

Being good at what you do and making a living from a Chad, that's what's cool. Making money to podcasts, like that's cool. You didn't go to LA because you were gainfully employed and making a living where you were. You had no reason to go to LA because you could do everything. And now there's no reason to fucking go to LA. You can do all the shit from your house.

Yeah, what Chad fails to realize here is that I wasn't trying to have a career in show business. I was a digital marketing professional for most of my life and owned a company and had a real career. And I transitioned to my hobby because it worked out for me. But I didn't move to New York or LA because this is where all my friends and family left I have friends Not having friends

I mean Chad would not even understand this concept. He went from Cleveland to LA to New York to Tampa He doesn't have any fronts and nobody cared No, he does not stand out one of those little little change of address cards to fucking anybody nobody Oh, oh So let's take a look at a day in the life of Chad because this is him talking about how cool he is on that episode He just put out this week saying how he's taking a break from podcasting. I Don't know any of you. I you don't know my life. I Have a life. I legitimately have a life. I'm going to the beach soon as I upload this to patreon I'm driving going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach.

I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach.

I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach.

I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going to the beach. I'm not going enjoy it. I need it. Oh, no, that's his humble brag. He's going to the beach by himself. I'm keeping it real. I'm getting away from show business. I don't like shows. I don't like business. Wow. That is sad, man. That's not the flux you think it is, Chad. Yeah. That sounded like what was that old speech that Opie and Anthony used to play of the baseball player crying at his retirement speech? I was like, I'm just a boy with a dream who love baseball.

Like he's so much humorous. Yeah, but you're too. Oh, my God, because he breathed so heavy, you could tell he's really affected by all of this. Like, Chad is not good at hiding the fact that all of this is weighing on him a lot. Oh, yeah. I've been used to say to him, I was playlist.

Maybe was. Yeah. I'm going to put excited about his playlist. Maybe one. I'm gonna put on the cure and go to the beach and try not to walk into the ocean and never come back. All right, so then this is the last thing from the sit-down zoom-ok I want to play. And this is Chad telling me to come see him do comedy. And I don't care. I like I don't

care if I talk to Carl ever again. Who cares? I never met the guy. I don't care. I don't care if I talk to Carl ever again. Who cares? I never met the guy. I don't give a fuck. I do the comedy in Carlson. I hope he comes to the show, watch me do stand up. Pay, pay money. Try to come to troll me because I will kill. It's not working. It's not sticking. Chad, you are not booked at comedy at the Carlson. You will not be booked there. You're not a big enough name for that. You know what I'm going to see at Comedy at the Carlson coming up?

Anthony Jesselleck. That's your place at Comedy at the Carlson. Not Chad Zumak. And I actually have a funny story about Chad Zumak. Speaking of the Comedy at the Carlson. Sweet. I don't even know if I'm allowed to say this. Somebody told me this, who knows who.

I think with Nikki Glazer was here in town. And Chad decided to put himself on the show unbeknownst to the club or Nikki. And what he did was he called up brother Wies's producer our morning show here and said, hey, I'm doing the comedy show at the comedy club this week and so he booked himself out of the Wies show because the comedy club and brother Wies

have an agreement and probably a contract that says that he interviews the comedians to promote the shows every week. So the producer goes, oh, you're at the comedy club? Yeah, great, come on in. So Chad shows up to the club and they're like, oh, hey, what are you doing here? He's like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna feature. And Nicky's like, oh, I don't think that's true.

We have a feature at, you know? So they're like, yeah, all right, we'll try to work you into the show. They're trying to be nice to Chad. We'll try to act, you know? So they're like, yeah, all right, well, we'll try to work you into the show. They're trying to be nice to chat. We'll try to work you in. All right, we gotta go do press. But I will see you back here tonight.

So they go off and do TV. Then they go over to the Wii show who's sitting there as fucking Chad Zumak promoting his show that he had nothing to do with. He wasn't booked on. The headliner didn't want him there. He just, this is how he weasels his way on the show. It didn't want him there. He just, this is how he raises his way on the show. It's so pathetic and lame.

He like, weaponized his a little bit of knowledge of radio industry. Yeah, it's almost impressive. And I don't care. I wonder how many times he's actually done that though, in how many markets he does, and he just shows him. He's just worked once, maybe he's like,

oh yeah, I'm the feature act. You are? Huh. But did Nikki and the club end up giving him time? I think so, I think they were nice. That's a given time. Raise knees. He's like, the people over there are great.

Yeah, right. Hey, I'm supposed to be here. He's like a dumb, unfunny version of Flutch. Yeah. He walks in and a waiter's jacket. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he turns his jacket inside out and jumps on stage.

Yeah. I mean, he has to do that in Florida anyway, because he's actually the waiter. They were so pissed at him when they got to the Wii show and saw him sitting there in the chair and they showed with Nikki, like, what the fuck are you doing here, asshole? What a prick. What a loser. He's insane. Yeah, he's a loser. All right, let's play the rest of these clips about him talking about how he needs some

time off from podcasting because it's all just become too much. He doesn't care. But it's also become just too much for him. Let's think about it a day in the life of Chad. I get up, pour some orange juice getting ready for the gym. And I check my app mentions on the Twitter and it's just bombarded. I don't even read half of this shit. It's just one thing after another,

anonymous account, you're stuttering John, steel toe, Gina, and I'm just like, ah, what the fuck, man, I don't care. Sounds like you don't care a lot. It's only this is bothering you quite a bit if you had to put out an episode talking about how I don't care. Sounds like you really care a lot. It's how this is bothering you quite a bit. If you had to put out an episode talking about how you're not gonna be putting out an episode

because you're so upset about all of this. And the steel toe thing boggles my mind because I feel like if you're a celebrity of any kind, even like a z-lister like him, there should be a subscriber count threshold for where somebody's opinion matters. And I don't know if steel toe should be over it right now knock on them but like you shouldn't be bothered by those guys they've like two thousand subscribers on

youtube like go be mad at somebody else man who's a little bit of you taking the the steel toe thing real personally and it's interesting a steel toe is growing and i see them everywhere lately air in there all over my recommended can you for sure can you catch me up on what that story is? The Steel Toe, Zuma. Oh, what? I'll what, uh, chat explain it. And I get a DM about Geno's talking shit about me on some, uh, that

steel toe guy who's trying so hard to play radio war with me. And he's just, he, he, he, he, he, he, he does all the hack radio tricks. I know you're watching. You pretend like I you don't know my name. I've heard it all, dude. I went the fucking war with Rover in Maxwell. Trust me, you're nothing. You're playing radio in your basement.

I'm not watching. You're hard to look at. You're receding a hairline bothers me. You do a podcast with your wife. Who cares, dude? It's, I don't care if you like me or not. I don't give a shit. Hate me, dude, do the whole show about me

for the rest of your life. I don't care. So I think what happens is, remember what Cardiff Electric first started doing was, anytime people were putting shitty things about John the internet, Cardiff was sending him links to it. And it was really trolling John. I think that Chad thinks he has friends who are actually trolling him and just going,

hold, now this person is talking shit about you. Now this person has, now this person is just sending him, link, link, link, link, check this out, check this out. So I think that he was getting inundated with these steel toe links as Aaron and April were going after Chad and Colin, I'm a fucking loser. And that's why he got riled up by it, which is hilarious, of course. People right now in our discord are saying that Chad

said today he was gonna go on stileto. So that's interesting for a guy who doesn't care, and this is a fake radio war. Also, his war with Rover, I don't think went well for him. Because when I try to research Chad, one of the things I find is the sub-ride it for is a fake radio war. Also, his war with Rover, I don't think went well for him. No. Because when I try to research Chad, one of the things I find is the sub-reddit for Rovers Morning Glory,

and all the people shitting on Chad in there. So I don't think he won that battle. There's still other radio on Chad's fucking taking a break from podcasting. I just paid tried to 100 people. But he also says he doesn't watch the show and he doesn't know anything about him and then describes exactly what he looks like in the format of watch the show and he doesn't know anything about him and then describes exactly

What he looks like in the format of his fucking show and his co-host. He knows where they where they're out of Minnesota He knows that he knows everything about these show. He's just like bounding paying attention to it And he even says if you don't watch it, it doesn't have any power Yeah, but a thousand of other people do then it kind of does it's kind of how that works Chad you can't just close your eyes and be invisible. You're not fine. All right, so again, Chad doesn't care. I need a hard reset from these fucking weirdos.

I'm just so, because I don't care. I, at the end of the day, I really don't care about these people. I don't know them, I don't care. I can put together a, I don't care, super gone. They would be two and a half hours long. But he has to Kevin Meeney, somebody, okay. Chad Zumaq's song contest, take his,

I don't care, he's included in the categories. That's a good one, you know. He has us in common with John, OP, Panty, C Cubs. I don't think they know what the phrase, I don't care, Meeney. They obviously do not. Why do you, everyone, think I care about this? All I do is talk about it nonstop. Yeah.

All I'm doing is complaining about every episode. Why do people think that I care about it? So wisely, Chad realizes that maybe show business is not working out for him. I don't college degree, maybe I can figure something else out. Let's, I had a good run 20 year comedy career. That was good. That was fun.

But as of right now, my apologies to people that were looking for it to sit down, Zumaak this month or this week. I'm not going to do it. Good news. No one was looking forward to sit down, Zumaak. You're fine. No, you won't get any angry letters. Where's my episode, Chad?

Where am I going to do now? You'll be fine with that. But I like the ideas. Think about a career change. Probably a good idea, because I've heard you're staying up and you're terrible at it, and you're podcasting socks and no one cares about it. But he is going to do his football show that he does with Kevin Brennan, which by the way has 16 people on Patreon.

And you could tell, because he lots of slip, you could tell what's on his mind here. I'll do football in my own, because I like talking football, and I don't have to talk about what the fuck Carl from who are these pot, straight up football. Let's do it. But after that, I'm going offline for the weekend.

I gotta get away. Gotta get away, to get away. Got to get away. Got to get away. I Got to fly away So tell it to the sky All right, I also want to give a shout out to ski mask and my buddy Jim Stancell They're doing a sad shed show now, dropped episode five. So they're crushing them. They just had Aaron from Siltoan talking about Chad's car accident.

So Chad was just in a car accident this week. And let me read you the post he put out on social media about it, because this sounds a lot like a grift. This sounds like he's laying the groundwork because no one would write something this long. This is what he says. For people trying to get a hold of me or message me, I currently don't have my phone.

I was involved in a very, very nasty auto-collision last night coming back from a gig outside Sarasota and my phone is still in the vehicle. If there's any good news, all parties involved are alive and my friend who was driving was not at fault. I guess there's another fucking insurance scam.

So listen, the bad news is the person at fault of the other vehicle didn't have insurance. My friend is still in the hospital with a clavicle fracture, both her and I ache from the whiplash and have some minor burns from the airbag deploying. We can both work with this still being alive. We can both do one of those. You know that thing that you're having Karl were like weird things intersect in your life. I'm a licensed auto insurance claim adjuster so if anybody can get me a copy of this police report I will gladly come on the air and give you my opinion as to who's actually default in the accident based on the police report okay

i appreciate that i love that he points out how does he so he's in the hospital overnight but he knows that the other person didn't have insurance but that the person he was with does have insurance like he's laying this weird groundwork for a go fund me or something. Yeah. All right, that was a $1 page VN tier.

That was the exact same. That was the first paragraph, paragraph two. The other car went through a red light and hit our driver's side front, sending us into a 180 spin. If my friend didn't hit the brakes, she could have hit the driver's side door and my friend could be dead. Yeah, and if an asteroid would have landed on Tampa.

Yeah. I've never been in the major car wreck before, but it's very scary as hell. He loves the word very. It's very scary as hell. All right, I got home from the hospital around 70 am this morning and I've been sleeping since. Well, no, you're actually social mediaing.

I'm in pain and will be resting all weekend. I won't be making my show in Port Richie this Saturday, but I've already found a replacement, my apologies. So wait a second, he got someone to cover his shift. I already got someone to do my set. Like, are you a server at a restaurant? Like, you're not in show business. If you need to find someone to cover your shift.

Chad, those seven people aren't going to notice. Yeah, she's a guy. My feature slot that I wasn't booked for is just gonna have to do without me And then he says as soon as I get my phone I will return all messages That's gonna be a sad moment. He's like no, there's no message Be safe out there this week on thanks Chad. Well, I'll be safe out there this week. So they were goofed out of on Anthony Kumia's show and Chad actually called in. Yeah, because he was all upset. I could he goes could you wait 48 hours? Oh, he started going in. How do you get a phone?

I got a phone back. Crazy. Crazy on that works. So all right, we have to find that report then, Vince, because I would love to get you to take. If he's not just grifting, because using very four times in your first sentence kind of makes it seem like this didn't happen. Well, yeah, something is weird about this. And I know people were looking up to see if there's any record of this accident, or if they could find it, if it makes that line,

and I was able to find anything yet. I don't know, I don't know what's going on, but I can tell the way that he's setting this up. He's looking to make some money off of this one way or not. Very, very, very, very neat money. Yeah, very, very, very looser. With that work, if his Patreon was just, hey, one dollar tier says, the one dollar tier literally says, I'm a looser and I need financial support with more people just give a dollar a month.

It might say that. I haven't looked at this page out of quite some time. Yeah, right. It might be what it says. You can make one of those videos too, where it's like, hey, what's my page job? If you're here, you know, I'm a loser. And I have the money.

And I don't want to get a real job. Yeah, I don't care. And I don't care. It's like the Patreon equivalent of those homeless guys that say, I'm just being honest, I need beer and drugs. Yeah. The only time I give a dollar. Yes.

Like, here's a beer. You said that guy's like, it's fucking warm. Oh my god, what are you doing? I'm giving my cold ones. Vince, I want to thank you for coming on the show. Hey, man, this was a dream come true. I've been following you guys a long time thank you pat oats

yeah for for for her to appear and actually pat told me on facebook earlier that he uh... is actually friends with chaden like some so i don't know if we should trust his judge all it's a good thing you can't uh... talk to us there's no internet connection thank you thanks for having good internet i i saw what happened and i've talked to pat at OpenMikes and he's like, yeah, they hate my internet connection. So I made damn sure that everything here was up and running before getting on and fucking

up your show. Very cool. I appreciate that. Where can people find you? Sure. So everywhere on the internet, there is YouTube, Instagram, whatever is at O snap Vince. That's O-H-S-N-A-P-V-I-N-C-E. whatever is at O snap Vince that's OH SNAP VINCE. I just put up a YouTube video today at noon about a run and I had with ECW's Sabu when I was working as a ring announcer on the independent

wrestling scene. I have some stand-up comedy clips up there. I have soda reviews and you can pretty much find everything of me at O snap Vince. Just give it a little Google and I'll be on a social media platform. That's funny, because that mine is, oh no, you didn't curl. So we have that album. Very cool, all right, Vince, we'll definitely check that out. Thanks again for coming out, buddy. Thanks so much, man.

All right, so I need a palette cleanser real quick if you guys don't mind. All that Chansu might, that went out a little bit too long. So let's find out what Lorenzo Areola's up to this week. He's got a take on target. I think it's a pretty good one. Whoa, how's just reading the news. Here's some news alert. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- blaming organized retail crime on $400 million profit loss.

Like dude, y'all are literally called target. Yeah, of course people are targeting y'all. Boom! Ha ha ha ha! Wow! He's got a zigger for everything. Very impressive. But I wanna know what's his take on Subway,

the sandwich shop. You know, Walmart with the ghetto asthma dolls, or even more ghetto when a Walmart has a fucking subway in it. That Walmart I worked at had a subway in it. And I don't know. So we, you already know my opinion on subway. It's just so, it's just sandwiches. That's it.

Like I could make that at home. I don't know. I don't know. I know sandwich artists. Fucking bullshit. That's a pretty good point. Yeah. Why don't I go to a restaurant and get a sandwich. I make sandwiches in my house. Yeah. It's kind of stupid. Also my cousin worked there and she looked at her uniform. I'd like to give her six inches. Oh my God, I gotta go back and revisit. That episode I listen to when we did the show with Dick was all about him being really into his costume.

Right. It's fucking bizarre, man. It's so weird. By the way, I have to get props to the runs. I forgot to mention this. He tweeted at us, we have a mutual friend in Men's salad. I think Men's salad kind of took them off that we did a show about him and he tweeted at us

One was with a gun duet's head and the other one was so fucking funny He's standing on a bench in his garage with a new surround his neck with a selfie stick pointed out But it's a photo of him so you can see him holding that selfie stick So he's like going to broadcast his suicide guy's hilarious. He gets the joke. He's great. I love him. He's talking all about how these, you know, Target came out and said that they lost money

because of all of these robberies and all this stuff. And he goes, well, the real theft is happening at Walgreens and CVS, where these coordinated efforts of people coming in and robbing them. And he hates when people just come in by themselves with a giant bag and throw shit in there, that's not right. I feel like to be a thief is an art form, you know, and you're just being a fucking robber at that point. It's like the hamburgerler trying to take burgers from the McDonald's gang and shit, you know? I don't know.

It's a pretty good take. Do you know I don't know. Yeah. It's a pretty good take. Do you know I don't? Yeah. All right. If you say so. So then he starts talking about the catch me outside, girl. And I don't know if you follow a bad baby at all. I mean, I know who that is.

Yeah. She was on one of those shows, Dr. Phil or something. Yeah, it's how people know who she is. It's how people know she is. And then she became very famous. She's like, I'm all. Phil or something. Yeah, it's how people know who she is. It's how people know she is and then she became very famous. She's like, I'm all teemillionaire now. Yeah. She's like only fans, like,

yeah, I think she's one of the top-olden fans. Yeah, I don't know. But she's done more than just that, Andy. Speaking of the stealing, did you see that cash me outside girl from Dr. Phil basically stole the black race now? Like, she looks black. She basically stole the black race now like she looks black Like she looks like a black trick now The worst side-guide ever I was give this guy props. There's a word speaking of stealing she stole the black race

That was she did it. What do you mean by that dead maybe and Lil Kim traded races? What do you mean by that? Bad baby and Lil Kim traded races. Yeah, apparently. So we concludes it with us. To me, whatever the most power to her for goal is to be another race in life, and she actually achieved it, you know. Wrong.

That's how that works. You can't become a different right, well, at least right now you can. Maybe next year that'll change. But you can't be a different race in life than the one that you're born, right? He just said that she achieved her goal of becoming a black woman.

Yeah, Banfield tried it. That's true. You're putting that up. Yeah, and so speaking of Jerry Banfield. I am so glad he did that. I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey. And I also love to eat beans.

Beans. I look great, I feel great beans. I look great, I feel great. I love that Kroge keeps Patrick Michael alive on this show and Andy and Andy's brother Joe are devoted to keeping Jerry bad field going. People want to show I have one of those people. I don't keep up with Jerry, but I love them. I love all mistuttering John. But there's other things to talk about.

There's other things going on here. And now one of them is Elon Musk bought Twitter at people can't shut up about it, right? And one of those people is Jerry Banfield. He's very excited. Oh good. Elon Musk bought Twitter into this clip one. Jerry is just here to help us all. Oh good.

Oh, some of you have existential crises where you don't know what kind of world you're raising your kids in. You're very scared about the future. And I'm here to help you every day. See that there's nothing to be afraid of. That the future can be really exciting and positive. It can be a star trek kind of a future where there's all kinds of amazing things

you can get really excited about. So, and when you're $100,000 in debt, obviously there's nowhere to go but up. That's true. You give nothing but things to look forward to. Well He was 700,000 in debt last time. I don't know where he's at now either but He keeps making this point that the Star Trek future. Yeah, I don't remember Star Trek being like a it wasn't utopia Right. There's no clings on

And the fucking board chasing them every fucking episode Yeah, and then look at latest kept Kirk right no one else get their dick Why not that future? That's bullshit right so But who knows what the future holds in Elon Musk's world? Okay, because I was like space sex to people are like if you're talking about like the future In Elon Musk you talk about space X Twitter. Hey, that's interesting if you're talking about like the future in Elon Musk You're talking about SpaceX on Twitter. Hey, that's interesting because you're only limited by your imagination Okay, that's true. We're gonna find out all the possibilities that the future holds I used to think this was an audio only show

So it's not a bunch of crackpot bullshit either a tiny fraction of the possible amazing things that could happen. How about a vacation to the moon? Maybe go through a portal to another galaxy, meet some native Martians and Venetians. These are all exciting possibilities that can happen within our lifetime. Have you lost an arm? You can regrow one using technology that's being tested secretly. I might lose an arm just to do that. It sounds cool.

Can you regrow your wife's 401k? Can she last that? Carls with your club arm. Match my feet. Okay, so clip 3, this is what it's really all about. It's basically him setting up the Elon Musk Twitter thing. I'm and I One of the clear signs I

Can find to get excited about the future Is to see Elon Musk buying Twitter. This is a Sign that we've got a lot of good things coming and that there are people out there that have lots of money and power and influence who want to make sure humanity gets into a positive Star Trek style future. Well, that's returning. There's a lot to look forward to.

Is anything good ever come out of Twitter? No. Never heard about anything for Twitter that was profitable or beneficial to anybody. If he's trying to get hired as the PR person for Twitter, I mean, he's killing it. I would have anyone else talk about how amazing this is, the way that Jerry is doing.

Troublesy only one that's ever used Twitter to their advantage. I know. So the in clip four, all right. So he wants to talk about the duality of the extreme left versus the extreme right and the way that they're using Twitter and how Elon Musk is going to solve all that. Oh good. We can forward to this. The last decade has been dominated by far left extremists who control social media and are doing whatever they can to push their extreme left points of view on everybody, silence anything that disagrees

or provides a counter argument to what they want. And now what we're seeing is the rise of extreme right platforms. You have things like true social coming up, Gitter, and these platforms that are... The list goes out. The list sticks to landing. Yeah. And other things.

Watch out for all these people on true social and Gitter. I don't know, a single person who's used to any of those apps. They even know that that was a real thing. Yeah. I thought he just had like an anembolism. I thought he was being Larry the cable guy. Yeah.

Get her. So anyway, he's starting to, he's putting the bread crumbs down about what this is really all about. And we've already alluded to it a little bit. He got canceled because of and demonetized because of his religious beliefs and his anti-nask policies and then claiming that he was black. Claiming he was a woman, claiming he was black,

and apparently Twitter doesn't like that. And he starts to get into that a little bit more. Clip five. Oh, he switches over to his fucking video game where he's gonna fucking run rough shot on this, he's gonna pwn some noobs. Oh, good. And this magic's a gathering type of game.

Hey, we don't want to be fighting each other over stupid issues. We don't want to be fighting each other over stupid issues. We don't want to be just picking these arbitrary issues and acting like parrots. And I'm not even gonna name any of them because there's so many of these divisive issues. The people essentially just fall asleep. Like, just start parading things.

I've heard somewhere else instead of truly... I'm gonna put on Opie right now. People have been asked me what they should get me for Christmas. A Jerry Banfield showtie showtie. I mean, I have fucking figured rules. I have sparkly done that. I commented on this video, where can I get that T-Series?

I want that shirt. That's sweet, okay. And his way of having me as usual. Parading things I've heard somewhere else instead of truly thinking for themselves. So I think it's really important. Yeah, we're supposed to stop. Okay. Well, it's mainly that he is talking about that he doesn't want the extreme left

silencing his opinions, whether they be I'm black or I think that the vaccines bullshit, he, you know, he should be able to say whatever he wants. And we don't think the vaccine is bullshit. You know, he should be able to say whatever he wants. And we don't think the vaccine is bullshit YouTube. We love the vaccine. Thank God for the vaccine. And whenever someone says something bad about the vaccine, what we say is thank God for the vaccine. Go Pfizer.

Jerry Bantfield's in Fabians, not. Yeah, right. I'm not representing Fabians in the vaccine. God, let's make sure let's get that out there. Oh, shit. We need to be demoditized over here, not. Yeah, right. Representing Fabians about the word. Let's make sure let's get that out there. Oh, shit. We'll need to be demodetized over here, Andy. Yeah. Well, that's really all that's going on with Jerry. Okay. You don't want to play the other clips that you pulled.

Oh, sure. Yeah. Let's play. I just didn't realize. Oh, they're all great. You're notes are amazing today. Only shit. How does he do it? The video game. The diary of a madman over here. And a lot of these social media platforms have intentionally tried to get us to divide and to fight each other and to pick stupid issues and to give us stupid issues to fight over and to stop our ability to discuss things openly and honestly.

Like as we saw over the last three years, there were several topics that conversations on social media were heavily manipulated on, where if you posted one point of view, your point of view was censored. And if you posted the other point of view, it was allowed, and in some cases even boosted. So what we really want to do is make sure we can have honest open discussions about thing. All right. This change on Twitter is not what you think it is, Jerry. I agree with everything you're saying right now, by the way. Jerry, he's a crazy person, but he does have some interesting thoughts and points of views on things that I agree with, but Elon Musk is not going to solve all

these problems. I promise you that. Yeah. All things. Now we certainly should not be going around hating on people and trying to promote things like hurting others and destroying the planet. Obviously, there's lots of topics. Wow, on this show, we talk about destroying the planet. Yeah. That we do need to, by way fuck recycling am I right people?

What are we conscious of how those topics are engaged in? We don't want to be promoting hurting people or causing damage or chaos Obviously not at the same time. It's very clear the difference between that It's very clear the difference when you've got someone that's out there promoting like real violence and hatred and chaos. There's a big difference in that versus someone having a discussion or asking if a medical policy

is correct or not. There's a huge difference between someone out there like speaking like a Hitler versus someone questioning rather to tell you what be again. Or versus someone changing their race. Yeah, I'm not speaking like a Hitler. I'm a black guy. What's the problem here? If I can't be an anti-bikes black woman, then you're a Hitler. Stop talking like a Hitler, Carl. All right, that one paid off. Holy shit, see this is like, I can't watch Jerry

because he goes up on these rants. They're hours long. I'm just like, what are we doing? We're trying to accomplish your Jerry, but I do love that shirt. So put me down for three of those, please. This is coming. Yeah.

That'd be great. All right. I don't see any review girls here, which is there a strike? I'm unaware of her. What's going on? Well, either way, it's time to play everyone's second favorite game show here on Who Are These Podcasts. Welcome to Who Set It?

The official podcast game on WATP brought to you by the Card of Electric Podcast Network. Okay, Carl and co-host. Who Set It? Our first entry. Who Set It? That part is annoying when you have smelly ears. Who said it? Alright, this is gonna be wrong. I Wanted this game by the way producer Chris wasn't here. I wasn't even cheating. I actually won You don't look like you believe me. It's where they got I want this game Did you hear something Andy? I am gonna go with Patrick Michael because smelly ears He has all the headphones. Maybe that's why he's swapping out headphones because he's ears stink

So I'm going patty seat cups and it would be thick. Yeah That was my first instinct Play the odds though. I think people are having a hard time discerning Chad Zuma in the mix Yeah, so I'm gonna go zoom okay. I went with Opie all right. Let's go So I'm gonna go zoom okay. I went with OP alright. Let's go Three and honestly guys I go from one pair of headphones right to the next Yeah, that part is annoying when you have smelly ears. I Haven't heard that clip and I fucking nailed it. Yes. I'm a roll right now people and I fucking nailed it. I am a roll right now people.

You don't want to see what I turn into when I start winning this fucking game. I will become a monster. A Hitler. I might be like a Hitler over here. I want to out. Hey, that's just what it is. But nonetheless, our next entry,

nonetheless, who said everybody's going to work. Our next entry. None the left. Who said it? Everybody's going to work. The commute to work. You want them to listen while they drive. Who said it? All right, so this sounds like someone who has some radio experience. They're talking about, you want people to listen on their drive, their commute to work, it makes you think of this OPE and fuck it.

I'm going OPE. What do you think? You're not also radio guy. Yeah, okay. I'm going to be guessing Zuma until I'm right. Two Zuma in an OPE. One, two, three. Everybody's going to work.

The community. What? You want them to listen while they drive. Oh! While they're at their, you know, office job. That's where you want them to listen. Is that when they're listening? You can't guarantee it.

But that was the idea. And now we're at a point where it's like, well, apparently the work week starts on Wednesday. Someone here wrote, I love sexy ether out, what does he know about work? Obviously nothing, because he thinks it starts on Wednesday. Alright, well that one took us all by surprise. Yeah, the, the double down, always gets you. Yeah, never thinks to be the same person twice. From a guy who doesn't know about commuting or work.

Yeah. Who said it? I don't give a fuck. I'm done. I'm done. I don't care. It doesn't matter. Okay. So I'll walk away. To the beach. Who, seven. Fucking Z-Man! I'm going Z-Man all day, Andy. I have yubs, think it's my guns. Yeah. Triple Z's over. We're all going to get us all! Yeah!

One, two, three. If they're comedians listening right now, and you're sending me hate tweets and all that, I don't give a fuck, I'm done. I'm done, I don't care, it doesn't matter, okay? So, I walk away from comedy. I'm hating you, who's hating you? I'm just getting messages from, of course, they don't win real names, they have fake accounts,

fake profiles, and I'm like, I didn't know they're comedians. I'm just assuming, I'm just, I'm assuming their comics, comics are haters. They're just haters. I'm tired of it, it's high school. Here's the thing comedians. They say, I think they're comedians.

I think they're just higher schools. I was popular in high school. I got pussy in high school. I was class cutest, best eyes, class clown. I played sports. I didn't need comedy. Were you were you home schooled? I had a friend of the light of the year. Oh shit. Oh my god. I got to back that up. That's

fucking bloody. Oh boy. That's court. Fortdown for Bunk Eye. Were you home school? No, I graduated Kent Roswell. How are you cutest, class cutest? What kind of a... He answered the joke. That's how you know someone's fucking out of that.

Yeah. Were you home school? No, I went to a high school like you did. It chatted, that's the fucking joke. You know you kept the joke. Holy shit, you closed up a comic and that's how you responded to that. No, I graduated. Can't Roosevelt.

How are you cutest? Clarence cutest. What kind of a thing? I was talking about it was superlative. First homosexual. It was high school superlative. So listen, I'll walk away from comedy. I don't need it. I don't give a fuck. I'll leave. I'll invest my money. I'll sell cars. I'll go back to Bart. I don't need it. I don't give a fuck. I'll leave. I'll invest my money. I'll sell cars. I'll go back to Bart. I don't care. I'm done. Prove it. Prove it. So I just

want to put that out there. I'm not trying to make it. I got. It's a good thing he's trying to make it because it'd be what? Yeah. It's doing it all wrong. I get. I've seen Fargo. People need true coats. I'll be good at that. Who said it? They talk about places like New York or Los Angeles. Oh, if you go here, your dreams will come true. Who said it? I'm going Z-Man again, I'm going Zuma, I got that one. Andy, what do you think? Time Myers. Time Myers, what do you think? Hmm.

Time Myers. Time Myers. What do you think producer Chris? Stuck Jew. All right. One, two, three. I know it's weird. It's like whenever, whenever they talk about

players in New York or Los Angeles. Well done. Oh, if you go here, your dreams will come true. You know, anything can happen. What they don't tell you though is that financially, you'll get all beat to hell. Just trying to make it happen to you just. So we're tied now, right?

We both have two right. Here's your cousin's one. Sales, they don't tell you that you need to be talented to make it there. Yeah, right. Is that just showing up to LA? All right. Where's my fortune, everyone?

I've never go to Baltimore. Happens. You just, you know, go nuts and decide to become famous in ways which the legal components of the various podcast networks say I can't mention if I want this podcast to stay aired. Our next entry. Who said I invented a ice cream sandwich that doesn't melt within 30 seconds of removing the wrapper. Who said it? That sounds like a patty see cause I'm just going my first thought patty see cause what do you think? Hopi. Hopi alright. Banfield. Banfield.

Banfield, all right. Let's go. One, two, three. Someone's got to go on the shark tank. Opie. I go, okay, I invented a ice cream sandwich. Shit. That doesn't melt within 30 seconds of removing the wrapper.

Million dollar idea right there, you're welcome. That traffic. Just fucking car. Just make the sandwich really cold. This already exists, right? It's just to pass it how cold it is to begin with. What an idiot. I know.

Fucking Andy's coming in, isn't he? Yeah. Just like the leader of that one? Yeah. Fucking Andy, who invited him? Woo! That's all for this week. Who said it?

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That's what we're doing here. The basement level. Yeah, the lowest level of my house is where the Jack Dover is still going strong. Well, Andy, congratulations. On a normal day, my two right would have taken it.

This is a hard game, but Andy comes through. Let's say you at the last three in a row. I'm gonna pay. Fine. Alright, I'll give it to you. Well earned victory, Andy. What have we done today?

We've done it all. We talked about Harrison Young and we got to get either channel that show or me on that show or all of us on that show Something I definitely want people go on there to promote the ice it does. I was gonna say a band that'd be funny. Yeah And this is an XLR chord That guitar doesn't have a hole in it. Yeah, I know it's an electric guitar. One, one, what? It's crazy. Obviously, we talked about Chad, the stuttering Zumaq.

We talked about Chad Zumaq. We talked about a little bit of that's all funny with my buddy Lorenzo over there, Jerry Banfield, Andy Wond Who said it. So you know what that means? It's a type of everyone's favorite funny with my buddy Lorenzo over there, Jerry Bannfield, Andy Wann who said it. So you know what that means, it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The team is the team. The team is the team. This is the part of the show we play a clip of the podcast that we'll be reviewing next time

on Hordy's podcast to tease that episode, to get people excited about it. And here is said clip. I have two left feet on my socks right now. No, I, my socks say left and right. And I have, I really had to look at them this morning and be like, okay, which, I feel like this says a lot about our personalities that you actually check and you put the right one on.

And I put two lefts on. But does it feel different? Because these, like, you can definitely tell. Oh, no. It feels pretty good, actually. Huh. Oh, maybe that one needed some more support. This is Shokun off the vine with Caitlin Bristow. And this is a woman who was a contestant on the Bachelor.

And she has a show where she talks to other contestants from the Bachelor. It's a podcast one podcast. Sounds very bad. Christian Blatt will be back on the show from the Dennis Miller show. He's going to be joining us to break down off the vine and we'll be recording that on Wednesday. Hopefully that'll be out on Thanksgiving Day for those of you in the United States of America. Oh God, thanks.

Finally have something to do with Thanksgiving. Yes. Rather than just watch the bills lose for the second time in Detroit to this week. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, it's brutal. And thanks so much for coming over. Anything you want to plug or promote my friend? Oh, yeah.

I heard Chad Zumak say that Chad Zumak's featuring for Kevin Hart. You can probably see him there. Sweet. friend. Oh yeah, I heard Chad Zumax say that Chad Zumax featuring for Kevin Hart. You could probably see him there. Sweet. And I want that Madison woman to know that I'm buying a boat very soon. Producer Chris, do you want to promote my friend? I'm good, thanks. All right, I want to promote. Obviously we have the double con 2023 February 3rd and 4th wtp live dot com to get your tickets for that also if you're in the Rochester area the uxitulps will be playing our annual Christmas show all the way to the comedy at the Carlson and that is happening on December 10th there's a free show so come on down be in the main bar area performing

as soon as the comedy show is over and it's our usual big blowout Christmas show where we totally bring it. I'll be there because we take off the winner. So this is like our last big show of the year and come down and check that out. The isotopes.com is where you can get more information. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out what's for all who are these podcasts? See, well, every pounding. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio.

I now to show these both right now. Mm, okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Internet news. Lucy Taipox. From YouTube, we begin with comments

regarding Stuck Joe' final balcony video. Jim Notes, John's obsession with the mob and wanting to be Italian continues. John Franklin writes, Two selfless and giving men. Joey Cola once involved in 30 different charities and Stutt Slob, who knew a fireman who died in 9-11. Ryan Lovic, John knows the fireman. He was a hero and that makes John a hero, chicken little syndrome.

Someone needs to give John a reality show. It wouldn't cost anything to produce and it would be hilarious. David Burliner, I'd be so happy if I could find someone who loves me half as much as Carl loves stuttering John. Draw one two seven opines. Producer Chris going for that Lalo look. In reference to Howard's October video, and Chess points out, the difference is,

when Sal and Richard would do gay stuff years ago, it was to interrupt a guess and a serious moment as comedic relief. Now it's the entire show. Liger fan, Howard has bad taste in boyfriends, but the heart wants, but the heart wants. Salty dog. Stern is now an old Jewish woman and a wig nagging about weather and germs. Cosmic B.

Stern has become what he once hated. Fingalstein shit kid. Howard went from smell my finger to first lick your thumb. Zach proclaims, the only thing I found truly disturbing was how they were still talking about COVID. They're going to be worried about it for the next 40 years. J.Horvath Riffs. Bring on Crazy Richard or Jackie the Jokester.

And from Reddit, stop up, love our comments on our That's All Funny episode. Fuck Carl, because he made me subscribe to this podcast because Lorenzo is a maniac and I need more. He should definitely be a regular. Fork driver suggests Lorenzo is Cardiff. Maynard Jimmy Keenan. I like him. He's a better fit than someone like Zunmok who was clearly shoe-hormed into the rotation because John went on hiatus. us. Lived in grift posts, I love you, Vic. You have nice tits. Just a simple creature notes. There's only about 4.72 billion better sets on the internet. Sinking is for queers. And deeply unprincipled plays us out with, Hannah can't make it. I haven't heard back from our friend, Vic. So, Karen, if I did just email you a link if you want to pop on and do reviews with us.

In the meantime, let's hear from some voice mailers, shall we? How fucking super you, Carl. You spent 15 minutes talking about Perry, Perry, Val, like john was actually tweeting at him you know parry's retarded right anything's actual celebrities are talking to them all that he thinks donald trump and his kids are his best friends and talk to them all that

extreme chronos and a relationship with the tellings and they break up with them fight with them that's the joke parry's retarded you spent like 10, 15 minutes analyzing it like, oh, he's in big trouble now. No, you're a fucking Mark Carl yourself for that shit. I actually was asking Bob Levy if you knew anything about this and how this all came about. So the bonus show that we did, easy for you to say, part nine, Bob Levy was on and Perry was going off on settering jobs,

and we played that clip, and I'm like, where did this all come from? I didn't know, but I don't think that I was making an extra on conclusion, sir. Yeah. I don't believe that's what I was doing, but I am an idiot. I'll give you that.

Carl, I love this Lorenzo area, holy guy. He's fucking great. I love it more than Tadi see cups He actually ties bits together He actually seems like he likes what he does He's insane But he doesn't say you're guessing so I fucking love this guy you can actually find his podcast And you don't have to download it and crank the volume on the way up. You can just play it on your pocket, but it's not fine. Oh my God. I fucking love this guy, Carl.

Never stop playing this guy, Carl. I'm serious. I love him. Yeah. I'm a fan of his as well. He's a he's a good guy. It was a good find. Yeah, I'm thorough. Yeah. He's a good guy. I don't see. Don't know how big his show is either it might have a following I honestly don't know Yeah, it's kind of a national advertisers out there I think you have to have some type of something going on to get on the red circle I don't know he's no Harrison young, but no certainly no Harrison young Hey, Carl it's Diego from Gary Indiana Looks like John's on a fight on the way to New York.

Maybe your theory is right. He's starting to move in with his mom. Or perhaps he's just taking a holiday, breaking stand with his mom through the holidays. But who knows? He complained about having Trump on the plane saying that he wouldn't stop crying. What a fucking hack. He's kind of out of baby, by the way. Go fuck yourself, you punts. All right, thank you, Diego from Gary. For that note, very clever. Sergio from Providence, call us in.

Hey, Sergio from Providence. Not gonna lie. No, John November has been rough. And fucking rough. I know that you're going to get us through this call. The lay combination of blubbering Ralph, meandering Tom, and rattling chat. You're going to shepherd us through the rest of the year. I trust you, Kyle. Be safe during the storm. Bye. Oh, yeah, we'll be good.

I'm not too worried about him, but thank you very much. Here's another fan of Lorenzo Arioa. Hey Carl, Hey Trioani here. Ever since you did that crossover with Dick and I had Lorenzo, you know, that's all funny and whatever, I've been fucking dinging that show. I love that fucking show. That guy's whole area. I'm so glad you're covering him again.

You guys should reach out and have him on the creep off. He's got the right kind of sense of humor for that. Also, speaking of the creep off, Vinny Winnie and your account, Carl, don't call me back. Oh, go fuck yourself, sir. Here I was agreeing with everything you said up to that point. Huh. Hey, Carl, this is called that Curtis. I'm climbing myself now because I never name myself and doing all my bits and stuff. I don't have a bit this week. I just want to say, Cardiff is right. His theme song, Fucking Flaps, I really think it's a great every episode. Alright, coming back. the Cause he's the guy that all the girls want to be with Uh-huh

I caught it from electric The most famous podcast in the world today He's got great guests on his show Like Dr. Steven and some other people. We love you, Carter. Speaking of Dr. Steve, he has already purchased his tickets and his plane tickets. He's coming to Rochester for Dabblecon and you should too.

Correct. Dabblecon is gonna feature, I think Carter is gonna be there. We're trying to raise money for Bedabler, the Mexican wrestling mass guy, to get there, I threw him a few bucks yesterday. You were always being a metal show. With the rounds for him.

To raise money for them. Yeah. Good go, man. Folks, guess what? The episode's over. I gotta go, goodbye! Goodbye! What's with the dancing around the shit? I stink, you hate me, great. Goodbye!

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