Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep363 - Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

Episode Date: November 24, 2022

This week we check out a reality TV star turned podcaster presented by PodcastOne. You might know Kaitlyn Bristowe from Dancing with the Stars and if you do, I'm sorry to hear that. Christian Bladt joins us again to explain why he fell in love with one of Kaitlyn's guests. After that, BREAKING NEWS, Stuttering John has resurfaced on a morning radio show in Cedar Rapids, IA. We play the entire interview. Guess how many hack jokes John tries to shoehorn. Also, Chad Zumock is live streaming now and boy oh boy is he angry. Finally, a competitive round of "Who Said It?" with Cardiff and Vic. Tickets for DabbleCon – http://watplive.com/ Follow our friend Christian - @ChristianDMZ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's going to be a whole see-off at the end of the show as we read some recent reviews from people. Keep the reviews coming in. I appreciate that. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristow. This is a suggestion from Christian Adam Thoreau and two in a row there. We're getting off the Adam Thoreau train for just a minute. Wait, what? I'm not back on.

Okay. Wait, what? Thank you. So Christian and I both listen separately. We have not discussed it with the other beforehand. This is a show hosted by Caitlin Bristow. And for anybody who has a life, can you explain who Caitlin is? Yeah, so she is a former competitor on the Bachelor,

and is so often is the case when you get noticed on that, and I think all you have to do is not fuck somebody inside of a tree, you get to then become the Bachelor at. So then she went on to be the Bachelor at, and somehow she went and won dancing with the stars. So the few years after that. So she's already more accomplished in most of them. But as some people know, I used to do shows for a network called After Buzz TV, which is Maria Minunos and Kevin Undergarh's podcast streaming network. I reached out to a few people over there who were self-proclaimed experts in Bachelor Nation.

And they literally had nothing to say about her. She's very unremarkable. But so my takeaway is that maybe she's a little bit more normal than any of these, you know, the majority of these. Oh, I doubt that. So you want to tell me that a career reality TV show star is normal, well, compared to other bacheloretts. Yeah. Okay.

Because she's gotten hired by other shows, you know, I mean, the dancing with the stars thing. And you know, look, if you end up being the champion, that means that the producer didn't conspired to get you kicked off in like the second week, you know, so like they wanted you to be there. So well, she's hot. I don't know if you know what that's about TV, Christian, but you want to have like hot chicks on your program and it helps with ratings. I don't know if you're familiar with us. I am familiar with it. And, you know, I actually,

I do have the majority of my clips are from a specific episode, but I do have two clips that are that really focus on the fact that I think, Caitlin misses the idea that she, her business is to be hot. Okay. And clip 31, she talks to a host about her previous weekend. That's what got me sick the last time I was in Mexico was the salads. And so I'm like, I was sticking to the cheese, the carbs, the like everything the last time I was in Mexico was the salads. And so I'm like I was sticking to the cheese, the carbs,

the like everything cooked and I was fine. But last night I got home and I was like, uh-oh, and I thought I was getting sick, but I woke up fine. So anyways, long story. You asked how I am. I'm okay. All right. She got the runs. Got it. Okay. You got

bubble guts over there. Just a little bit of butt puke. It's all good. That's pretty awesome. Hot chick who says butt puke. There's a very specific audience that's good for. I mean, if she's trying to attract Jim Norton, that might actually be, you know, right up her alley. Sure. I was a little put off by that. And the next clip, it's a call back to that. She had, I think think mostly seemed like at least a decent podcaster. I think I'm a testament that, you know, podcasting is not that hard, but she has a moment and I think she's distracted by the, the butt puke she alluded to earlier. That's clip 32, my final clip.

I actually totally agree with that. And wait, I just had a really, really important thought that just exited my brain because I've been met in Mexico for the last five days. Um, and you got the shit. And I got the shit. So I, and I'm drinking coffee. What does Mexico have to do with that? But it's like, hey, don't bring us into this. You're the one who's bad at broadcasting. Yeah. And her, whoever the, uh, the guest wasn't that one that one, somebody from Bachelor Nation was just like, yeah, just don't eat the salads when you go to Mexico. And I don't know.

I had heard that, you know, you stay away from water, ice, you're pretty much anything that you don't take out of a package when you go there. But she really had no problem telling us about what's going on. By the way, I just want to go on record and saying that Salads give me the runs regardless of what country I've had. I should just go straight through me every time Apple's salads. Do I need to list everything?

Course light. I need to list all the things. They give me the shits. Like a silver bullet. I want to play the intro to the show because this kind of gets us into like what we're going to be in for. What is the point of this podcast?

Why does it exist? Welcome to Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristo. Get ready to laugh, connect, and feel empowered with Caitlin and her guests as they sip wine, lots of wine, and get candid. They save vulnerability creates connection. So save the highlight reel for Instagram because when we're among vinyls, there's no filter. It's time to unwind. Here's your host, Caitlin Bristow.

So do you understand the point of this? There are so many different words used there about laughing and connecting and unwinding. Like what does it entertain you, Giddol? Is it interesting? You might just learn something. Yeah, I'm not sure what the point of this is based on that intro. It seems to want to be a lot of different things. Well, they clearly by it being called off the vine,

and there's the sound of the cork popping, they clearly want you to be drunk while you're listening to the show. And I think that that would probably help. You know, obviously, I don't know why we don't do that, Chris. We should have, like, sound effects of, like, pouring drinks and stuff like that. And then when people are like, you don't do a very good show,

I'm like, well, yeah, I'm wasted. That's part of the show. Who are these podcasts by a drunk guy? Like, what do you want from me? You guys could be like, Ferrell, Scotty Ferrell. You used to, you know, he would serve people drinks or cut up a line of coke or whatever they asked for.

So you could, you could just start serving your guests. We don't make enough of a paid draft. We start sharing my coke with co-hosts. But I appreciate the suggestion. You should be full it up on pay draft. We start sharing my Coke with co-hosts. But I appreciate the suggestion. You should be. Yeah, come on. I'm talking about your pretend coke. You know, the smash stuff.

Oh, right. The pretend coke that no one does. Yeah. I'm gonna go ahead. You have a lot of clips on here and I appreciate you. I appreciate what Christian did because his first appearance on WTP was great. The one thing he did was he had clips that were a little bit too long. You know, I was like, I have four episodes in a row here.

If you just play those and then I'll comment. I'm like, that's too much. Yeah, I'll come back tomorrow. I can't play four episodes in a row. We need to know when I was in the flow of doing the show. That's when I realized I'm like, oh, yeah, this is way too much. So I have a lot of very short clips that I hope will tell you. That's how you know this guy is made for WTP.

He learns those mistakes. He comes back ready to write the rugs. Where do you want to start, buddy? For me, I want to start with the, so let me explain that the majority of the clips, the rest of the clips that I'm going to have are from an episode where she was joined by this couple who do a show called The Skinny Confidential Him and Her Podcast, Lauren Bostic and Michael Bostic. And throughout the course of this hour podcast, my opinion evolved to show, I'm going to spoil this.

Lauren might be the greatest woman on the face of the earth today. Interesting. My wife's not going to hear this. So it's fine. I wasn't expecting that. No, you won't expect it from some of the first few clips, but then there's a moment where you'd think, okay, I get it. But my first clip, clip number one, I chose only for the simple fact that I was appearing on this show. And there's one word that I think you were probably enjoy here. Okay, we got the boss sticks back on the pod. We decided to do a little podcast, Swaparuni. Oh, Swaparuni?

I've heard a slaparuni. I've never heard of that. It's a Swaparuni. So they recorded the other podcast where Caitlin was a guest, and then they recorded Caitlin's podcast where they were a guest. So this is sort of cheating because most of my clips really focus on the other two. But, oh, that's okay. My clips focus on our guest as well. So, okay, we're at the same camp on that one.

Yeah. Caitlin was was a really fairly vanilla from what I was concerned. You know, that one thing where she forgot something that that was like the one where I'm like, I actually sounds dumb here. But let's just go to clip number three begins what was a really lengthy explanation. The short of it is basically a Lauren, the guest. She might be a little bit of a dummy as she explains her daughter's name, Zaza, clip three. And how did you come up with their names? I love a story behind the name. Zaza, I was in love forever with Zaza Gabor. Oh, yes. But I pronounced everything wrong.

So for years, I was like, I love Zaza Gabor. I love Zaza Gabor telling everyone, well, that's retarded. Her kid is stuck with this name. Because one, mommy's an idiot. And two, she has really terrible role models. Yeah, I know. It's not even a good person to base that out. And that's also pronounced in spell it wrong.

It's kind of an insult. It's a loose, loose. Yeah, I assume my kids going to be a dud. So cut her salsa. Yeah. And in clip four, she kind of explains that she realized she had the name wrong. But what really stood out to me here is, she kind of explains that she realized she had the name wrong. But what really stood out to me here is she uses the term consumers to refer to basically the general public. This is clip 4.

Is she in marketing? Is this like business meeting that I've entered into? No, absolutely not. I got getting triggered right now. What are the consumers, why? Well, what is it? Easy. I kept saying this name and finally one day, Michael's like, it's Shahza. And I was like, oh my God, our God, our name is aza because aza is a little hard to pronounce. You want to make it easy on

the consumer? On the consumer. She thinks people are consuming her child. Yeah. Also, I feel like I should have brought my five-year-old just for this section. I'm like, hey, can you say, Jaja? Okay, can you say, Zaza? Okay, which one was hard to say? Yeah. They're both like baby words. Can you point to the retard? The retard's calling from inside the house. Clip number five is the first time that Michael really weighs I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm like, to me, I think he's like a borderline genius. He knows where the money comes from. So he gently tries to encourage Lauren to not be so stupid and clip five. She love the name Zaza. And I was like, okay, well, if you want to spell it, Zaza, it's

not like like Jacques a bro ZSA ZS and she's saying, I was like, you can't spell it that way because he's like, we can just tell them it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can't change the English language. Yeah. So it's got a point. Yeah, that's the strongest stand that I think he takes. Yeah, you can't change the English language. And she's like, yeah, well, it's also it's going to confuse the consumers is the problem with that, you know, you know, you know, you can consume or I'm already confused.

Sorry, good point. I'm going to take the reins for a second here, Christian, because I want to introduce you to this woman. Lori Gottlieb. And Lori Gottlieb was the guest on Katelyn's episode that I listened to. And she went to medical school. But only after she was an executive at NBC. And when she was an executive at NBC, it was the same time when ER and friends took off. So this is a golden age, must watch TV on NBC.

And she was so involved in the show ER that she was like, maybe I should do that for a living. And when I was there, it was the beginning of this thing that we now know is managed care where all of my professors were saying, you know, you're not going to be able to spend a lot of time with your patients. And I had this idea of kind of like being the family doctor who guides people through their lives. And one of the things that I loved about ER, the show, was, you know, the stories.

I loved the stories. And they felt so real. And then when I was in the ER, I got to see the real stories. I love the stories. And they felt so real. And then when I was in the ER, I got to see the real stories. And I thought that's what being a doctor was going to be like, was kind of being there for those real stories in people's lives as we go through these challenges in our lives. So this woman was like, George Clooney is a pretty hot doctor. Maybe I should get in this profession. She goes to medical school. It's a bunch of guys who look like Apooh, and she's like, well, this isn't what I signed up for.

And I was hoping for like more hot guys who make six fingers. I'm being guzzin' and I love it. It's fucking guys on the board. Well done. So I think it's odd that she was, and this is a red flag, and I, Christian, I want your input on this, the fact that she was an NBC executive

and then decided to switch professions where she'd have to go back to school for eight years to get her medical degree is odd, right? Yeah, no, that's incredibly odd. And it's interesting that E.R. was the show that she latched onto because because as you said like friends Was on at the same time so she could have been like all right I'm gonna leave this job and go work in a coffee shop, you know, I mean it's the same logic really and she would have saved a lot of money

Actually if she had done that I think she was watching Sanford and son Yeah, it's bizarre to me she must have sucked at her job because anyone who's an NBC executive that's kind of Cakewalk. Yeah, it's kind of, uh, uh, cakewalk. Yeah. It's kind of like your special, especially in that era. Yeah. I mean, if you remember that Thursday night, the shows that would be on between the good shows were terrible, like the single guy Veronica's closet, Caroline in the city, all those shows went five, six seasons ended up in syndication.

None of them were good, but it didn't matter. You could have put like a test pattern for half an hour and people would have kept watching it because it's too lazy. You could have put the Chan Zumak show in there. I know, I've got a test pattern. Something with personality. Okay. Fair enough. All right, so then she decides that

because she can't be a character on ER, this doesn't make sense for her to finish up medical school. So she switches gears. And so I left medical school to become a journalist where because I started writing in medical school, I started writing all about my experiences. And then I just organically became a writer.

And I started telling people stories. So it wasn't going to be like a prime time television show she enjoyed. So she decided, all right, this is not for me. I'm tapping out. I'm tapping out. I like stories. I'm going to be a journalist and write stories. Now, you may have noticed that word has come up a little bit here.

This is my story super cut. This woman loves stories. Your story, your story, rewrite your story. themed stories, similar stories, the kind of like stories, childhood stories, our stories, stories, stories, stories, different stories, stories, stories, stories, the same story, old story, that story, that story, that story, that story, story that story not story that story story story story story stories stories Story stories stories stories stories stories stories stories real stories real stories real stories stories. I love the stories Story story stories

All right, so there's a lot of story talk on this episode you might have noticed that's from what happened You slip that into the intro to the show just once, just to see how many people will tell you how much they hate you for stretching out the intro. I would appreciate you. I'll do it. I can do a lot of that. So this woman is an executive at NBC.

She leaves there to become a physician. She decides medical school isn't what she wanted it to be. She becomes a journalist, but then that's not enough either because she doesn't want to just be telling stories. She wants to be editing stories as well. So she changes careers yet again. And I became a therapist, but I didn't stop being a writer. And so I feel like as a writer, I get to tell people stories and as a therapist, I get to

help people to change their stories, to edit their stories, to get rid of those faulty narratives that they're carrying around that hold them back. All right, so what does the word stories even mean? Yeah. Because I'm losing the threat of this one. I'm confused. Yeah, it's a fill in the blank word. Yes, very much so.

Yes, she loves stories, but doesn't seem to be able to tell a short one. No, yeah, good point. So this is her. Now we're going to talk more about when it comes to the stories, the way that we tell these stories to ourselves, we'll change the way we feel about ourselves. Now, there's a therapist, remember. And a lot of these shows, I don't know if the episode you listened to had a lot of this, but a lot of this is like this self-help mumbo jumbo nonsense, like no shit Sherlock duh, type of insights that you get from these women who are so self-important and think that they're

telling you something you've never heard before. It's true, just what the stories that we tell ourselves, and I wanted to ask when it comes to these stories, we all have them, we all have them about ourselves. How can the way we tell ourselves our own story actually change how we feel about our lives? Because we could tell ourselves such, you know, drastically different stories. Yeah. These aren't stories. You're talking about positive thinking. Yeah, it's such basic bullshit. This is such the secret of self-help, but just like, well, if you're telling yourself this story, we should be telling yourself, is this other story?

It's like, no, no, no, think positive thoughts and good things will happen. Probably having a bad day. Do better. Right, exactly. Yeah, I think she had been assigned the word story because she's using it in the way that a lot of these self-help people

will say like, explore your truth. Right, so it's like her truth is the word story because she's using it in the way that a lot of these self-help people will say, like, explore your truth. Right. So it's like, her truth is the word story. And yet I don't think she actually knows what a story actually is. Well, I'll prove to you she doesn't know because in here, she uses some examples of quote unquote stories that we tell ourselves. So if you grew up and you somehow formed this story of, I'm not lovable, or I can't trust anyone,

or nothing will ever work out for me. These are not stories. This is what I have coined this phrase. I call it stinkin' thinking. I think that's what she's talkin' about. You gotta believe it yourself, is what I say. These are not fucking stories. If you grow up thinking that you suck at life,

that's not a story. No. I mean, there's three parts to it. There's no arc to it. No climax. I don't think she understands what a story is. Oh, I guarantee it. Or a climax.

Plus, I think Chad Zumaak has dibs on that story anyway. Yeah, that's a Chad story. All right. or a climax. Plus, I think Chad Zumaq has dibs on that story anyway. That's the Chad story. All right. So, Caitlin, now, this is the host again. She believes that none of her relationships will ever work out because her parents were divorced. You know, my parents divorcing, I was a later age too, but I still, from that, acting from that, believe that eventually a relationship will not work out. Even if you get married, even if you think this is the one, even if it's a healthy relationship,

I still have this narrative in my head that like, well, eventually something will happen where it doesn't work out. You could have two kids. It could be 30 years from now, but like eventually it won't work out. Yes. Statistically, it won't work out. Caitlin, real good chance, your relationship won't work out. You know, I know that you're a smokeshow

from reality television. So I'm pretty sure you're not gonna be in a super long relationship. Statistically, that just doesn't happen. How are we, there's the evidence that supports what you're saying? Give me one. I know, right?

Mochelle, who's not happy. I know, right? Go figure. I mean, I don't watch the real housewives, but I don't think any of them are on their first marriage at that show. I'm pretty sure. All right, I'll get back to some of this stuff in a little bit, but I want to get back to your fine guests that you exploring on the show.

Clip number eight, that is going to reinforce this sort of, you know, when Michael, the husband of the guest of, let's see, Lauren Bostic, what is the gas, but I know what you mean, yeah, the gas. So this is where this is kind of like the most bro moment he has on here, uh, pointing out that maybe postpartum depression might be difficult to deal with clip number eight. Men don't realize it how real this thing is, right? And so you don't, you don't realize like her mind at the time was completely altered. Like she was in a very depressed state, almost disassociative. She didn't, you know, like even when we talk about it today, there's things that

she doesn't remember about the early days of our daughter's life. And it's not that because she wasn't present, she was there the whole time, but she was in this fog. And so, you know, to your point, I'm sitting there being like, Hey, fix this. Like, let's go work out. Let's do all the things. But you don't realize it's just a very real experience that she's going through. And I mean, she didn't even want to work out.

How fucked up is that, bro? Yeah. I like that. She's going to go for run. I like that he goes. She'd be able to go for run. I like that he goes, you know, I would've been nice if she would have chipped in a little bit, maybe helped us parent this new board, but someone so is going through a little phase. She was having a little moment there.

Well, who's gonna take care of me, Lauren? Right. In clip nine, Lauren goes on to explain what post-partum depression was like for her. Well, it was almost like a dream like it was very like out of body experience where you feel like you like, I know this is all happening right now, but I don't feel like I'm present 100%. Like, I would be talking to you on on a mic and I wasn't like there. Yeah. So basically she was qualified to host beer on the balcony. Yeah.

All right. So I've kind of had some examples of, you know, both of these two might be bits of, you know, kind of an idiot. But clip number two was the first time where I started to think, oh, two minutes ago, I thought you were an idiot. But am I falling in love with Lauren Ballstick? Clip number 10. It was very weird. And the thing that got me out of it was mushrooms. Yeah, snapped me out of it. Uh-huh. I did it three times in a row, not recommending this. Okay, but I did. I just heard this that microdosing can definitely help with that. She wasn't talking about microdosing, man. Yes, I did.

First I thought that was not microdosing. First of all, eating a bunch of mushrooms three times in a row. That's not microdosing. I've heard microdosing is good. Oh no, no. I know what's going to help mushrooms. She's right. And as like, she's right. She's right by the line. That is an extra size is good. Getting out of the house, fresh air. A healthy distraction. But also mushrooms. Yeah. I mean, mushrooms for 100%.

100%. I mean, I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one.

I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm, I mean, exercise is good. Getting out of the house, fresh air, a healthy distraction. But also wash your boobs. Yes. I mean, wash your boobs for 100%. I agree.

I agree. Yeah. And so clip number 12 is again, Mike tries to be understanding. He's mostly trying to be a good guy, but Lauren's just not having it. They've apparently, they talk about this. I don't know if they have any clips where they get into it, but they started dating when they were 12. They broke up for a little while and got back together in college. But this is apparently what happens when you meet the love of your life when you're 12. This is how you get 12. Yeah.

That's cool. All right. We're both 12. Is this track 12, too? I'm sorry. It is also, it is also clip 12. That's pretty cool. I'm careful to say what I've learned on this because I don't want to come off as insensitive, but I think if she was going to go through it again a second time, I would help her work through a little bit more. Yeah. Be a little bit more patient. Listen a little bit more. Like now that I understand the mechanism a little bit more about why it happens, understand that it can be temporary in some cases and you know, there's things you can do. Well, there's, I just didn't know the first time. I was just like, whoa, that's a little passive aggressive right there.

Yeah. It's like, oh, you would listen and, and, but to Mike's credit, he's like, I know what this is. I'm being baited. I'm just going to keep talking. Yeah. He's handling himself well so far, even though it's very obvious he's not wearing the pants in this kind of a shit. Well, he does it again when it goes back to the crazy for Lauren and clip 13. If your lady is having a tough time after giving birth,

this is how Lauren got through it. We already know about the mushrooms. Here's some more stuff that she thought would help maybe listeners in the audience get through it. I would recommend weightlifting that has really helped with my serotonin. I did not do that with my first baby. Cold plunging after six weeks has balanced my hormones more than really. I cannot even tell you I get in that cold plunger two minutes and I get out and I can feel my hormones balancing. It works on the parasympathetic.

All right, explain this one to me. That sounds like an LA thing. What's a cold plunge? Well, yeah. So I did Google it to make sure that I understood what it was. It is basically you go in ice cold water. It's like those polar plunges that people do in December where they jump in the water for like a minute or two. You do that, but know, it's like those polar plunges that people do in, you know, December where they jump in the water for like, you know, a minute or two. Sure. You do that, but you do it regularly. As a corout to you. As a corout to you. It's about this. He's actually, I've heard him talk about this quite a bit

that he takes freezing cold showers or baths or something and it's supposed to do something to your psyche for your psyche. Yeah, but I think that if anybody in the audience who's, you know, had a woman in their life who gave birth, these would not be well received to like the human right. You should, by the way, the mushrooms, the mushrooms is actually the best one. Yeah, if I can give them the choice of lifting weights, taking a freezing cold shower, eating mushrooms. Yeah, it's no bread.

Yeah, it's cold showers. That's pretty awful at that fly. Yeah. But my favorite part of that clip is at the end because Mike jumps in like, well, yeah, because of the Paris empathetic, which I have no idea what that means. Sure. But he's like, clearly, whatever bullshit is in his life, he knows he just has to support it. That's his job. That's what he does. And he's like, yeah, because of the Paris empathetic, don't ask me any follow-up questions. These two have gone to couples counseling, it sounds like the fact that they're throwing out buzzwords like that, and they've got it all figured out.

Yeah, it sounds like he knows his role in the relationship, which is not a bad thing, I might say. Well, this would be my last one for a minute. I know you've got some good ones, but clip 14, it goes right back to the big takeaway that it just reinforces Mike knowing his role and what Lauren tells him in in clip 14. And then Michael, what did what would you suggest for husbands or partners out there if they're partners going through that?

Shut the fuck up. Yeah, shut up. Run away. Shut up. Shut up. Take your mouth shut. She says yep. Yep. She says, yep.

She's like found three ways to tell them to shut up. Was that Caitlin saying that? Or no, Caitlin asked the question and that more. That's more the other voice of the fuck out. That's more the other voice of the fuck out. Which was confusing. Yeah, I know. And they're in the same studio.

So there's not really that much of a difference. And what you'll notice from these clips. You know it's funny. That's the job Christian. But what's funny is that finally a question is asked to Michael, directly, Michael, right? That's the name. Yep, Michael.

And she immediately jumps in with the answer to that question. Like that's very telling right there, the dynamic of the relationship. Yeah. Caitlin, I told you, he's not going to be answering any questions today. Yeah. I think you forgot.

Yeah. You asked me the question, and I'll let you know whether or not he can answer it, okay? Yeah. And I didn't do any editing to that clip, but this is a show from Podcast One, The Podcast Network. They do like a soft bleep of the word, fuck whenever it comes out. I think so that they don't get their podcast list as explicit. But we used to do Dennis Miller show on podcast one.

And he was just like, could you stop doing that? It sounds stupid. And he's, you know, he says fuck a lot. So it's like, could you please not every podcast says fuck a lot. Nobody cares. Hello, fresh doesn't care. I should have bleeped that. I know.

Chris is going to be all of this. Yeah. We'll clean up and follow thised that. I know. Chris is going to be following this. Yeah, we'll clean up and follow this for sure. All right, you guys ready to get into some fucking nonsense real quick? Oh, I would do love my nonsense. All right, so this therapist is telling you all about the stories you tell yourself. And it's very important that you tell yourself these types of stories, but not these types of stories. And you think to yourself, well, how do I tell myself the story?

I also tell myself, and this is how you do it. And I read a quote from you about this that really hit me as part of getting to know yourself is to unknow yourself, kind of to let go of the limiting stories that you've told yourself about who you are so that you can live your life and not the stories that you've been telling about your life. So how do you kind of unknown yourself? Because that one I read it, I was like, oh damn, that's good.

Well, that's retarded. These women are making this way more difficult than it needs to be. And also, I've noticed this, because I listen to a lot of the self-esteem style podcast with like the Drew and Mike show and I go on there and stuff. And they all come over to a place

where they assume that you're fucked. It was just so odd to me. I don't know if two people listening to this show have mental problems. I don't know why. Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. Okay, I get that. That makes sense.

But it's literally like they go on, they go, here's what you have to do. Everything you're doing right now, stop it. Like really? Cause I'm actually having fun, I'm a pretty happy guy, got some success, got like, you're up to stop everything I'm doing. I can it be like a individual basis for some of this advice or I don't know. Nope, everyone. Yeah, everyone. I know.

People in general just assume, you know, what they're miserable about. Yeah, it's common. Like my wife is a TV writer and she's been in a number of TV writer rooms and they'll all just assume like, well of course everybody hates her parents and she's like, no, actually I like my parents. I used to call my mom every day and we're like, what? What's wrong with you?

Which, you know, it's crazy to call your mom every day I agree with that. But the idea that somebody might like their parents and then yeah, maybe that's showbiz, maybe that's LA. Well of course the mother-in-law's a bitch, right? No, actually my mother-in-law's great. Yeah, love's a bit of time with her. No, I'm talking about my mother-in-law

and my actual mother, but whatever. Yeah, exactly. All right. But you're right, there are those tropes, they just like we've all bought into this thing, and it's like, well, everyone's life does this thing, and it's like, well, no, actually that's you, is what you're describing there, you're projecting that.

Yes. All right, so now we're learning about how to unknow ourselves. So many people think that you're going to come to therapy and really get to know yourself. And what I like to say is you get to unknow yourself. You get to unknow all of the stories that everybody has told you about yourself. No one's telling me stories about myself.

I don't know what's it's like before I remember my mom's telling me about it shit. So none of this is making sense to me. They're actually like everyone's beaten down by society and they're like coming into the therapy room and they're like, am I really an asshole? No, no, you're not. Does that let people tell you that all day every day?

The way I unknown myself is lots of mushrooms. I don't know anything. Yeah. Of course, I don't do the trick too, so from what I've seen, it takes a lot though. So you'll notice that this is a very serious conversation. I was told in the intro that this is gonna be my chance to unwind a little bit, we're gonna have some wha-

or some wha- Yeah, we're gonna pour some wha- this is gonna be my chance to win a little bit, we're gonna have some last or some wine. Yeah, we're gonna pour some wine. This is gonna be some me time. Instead, I'm being lectured about how I'm living my life incorrectly, because I actually think positive thoughts, and I don't tell myself shitty stories. Your story sucks.

Yeah, I know, right? So finally, we get a little bit of levity, but that is shot down very quickly. I imagine it would be. So maybe you should talk to someone, start it off because I was supposed to be writing a book about happiness. And the happiness book was making me miserable. And I, you know, the irony of that was not lost on me.

It was actually depressing me. Oh, happy to be making me miserable. Yeah, it was fucking awful. Oh, right. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for my apologies. Only this moment when we're in a book about happiness and be miserable about it. It was a dark day.

I can see if you're reading those fucking peanuts comics about happiness, then I'd be pissed. I would be confused about everything and I'd be a little bit upset. But if I was like researching happiness, I can't imagine. I'm just in the closet with a gun all night. Oh, he's been researching happiness again. I guess this is happiness. That's insane. All right, this is my last clip from the show

because what this woman does is the whole time, she's a guest on the show, and I don't know if this is the same with the episode you listen to, Christian, but she's a guest on this show. I don't know if this is the same with the episode you listened to, Christian, but she's a guest on the show, and all she does is plug her shit. She's written books, she has a podcast, she writes a column, she's got all these things

that she wants people to consume, the consumer is that is. And so it's just non-stop promotion, and it's annoying. What other resources would you recommend the podcast, the journal, the book, anything else that you think can help people? Yeah, I mean, one of the things that I'm really trying to do is democratize therapy.

I'm trying to make it accessible to everyone. And so that's why I put out the book because I wanted people to see what therapy really is. All right, you're not democratizing therapy. You're not the first person to write a self-help book. I love that this woman's acting like, she's, well, I'm flipping the script on this one. I'm telling you how to be a better person

and enjoy your life. Yeah, there's a whole fucking section of them over here at the bookstore. This is not the first time. I'm used. Yeah. So that the first time someone I'm used. Yeah. So that the first time so I came up with this idea. And I like that she acts like, yeah, well therapy,

you know, I want to bring it to the masses. Dude, have you listened to a podcast recently? Every other ad is for an app you can download that gives you therapy. Whenever you need it on the go, on the fly, use promo code WATPChristian. What is that? What is that? Do you pick a five?

Is that a sponsor for you before I say anything? It was for a minute. But it's not anymore, yeah. Correct. I think when I have real problems, I think that basically I wanna turn to somebody who I only communicate with via text. You know, they're like, yeah, yeah,

I'll hit you up on what's happened like an hour. No, I'm pretty sure that someone from Pakistan can both solve my tech problems and my interpersonal relationship issues. I'm sure that's the case. Why not? Have you tried unplugging your wife and plugging her back in?

I punched her twice, is that out? Yes, it does. All right. Oh, we're going to get cancer. All right. Well, let's go back to our friends, Mike and Lauren then. Yes. In clip 19, Mike explains the birth and how, like a same thing.

What's all the details? I want to hear some juicy. No one attended. A little juicy. He was not interested in being down there at the proverbial business end during the birth, which I've been down there twice. And I don't want to belittle people with actual PTSD. But after watching two children come out of my wife, Regina, I felt like I did two tours

in NAMM. I've seen things and it changed me forever. I can only imagine. Flip 19. And were you there for, like, you to see this down the street at this bar that I really like? I mean, I mean in the vagina, were you there? No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. Listen, my thing is she was not comfortable with me being right there. And my, I feel like my job in that scenario is to make her the most comfortable. I would hate that. It's just like, Hey, you stand here. I'm like, okay, if that means that like I'll just see the kid like a few seconds after. Yeah. Like I'm good. Yeah, you don't need to see it come out. It's fine. And the fact that that Lauren's like, yeah, I don't,

I don't really want you down there. But then she's like giving birth and she's like, Hey, Doc, can we turn the lights off? I really don't want my husband. Yeah. When is it? Well, we kind of need the lights out for this. Is there another solution? This is one of the rare clips that I have that focuses on

Caitlin because she is exactly the opposite. Clip 20. I mean, I get it. I used to say that, but now I'm like, no, you get down there and you see what's happening. You know what, Jason? Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

I don't know if he could, not because he would... She talked about that salad sheet in Mexico again, because I do not want to get down there and see what's happening. It could, not because he's like, oh God, I'm not going to see that, but I think he'd faint. If you can push it out of your vagina, he can get down there and see it. Yeah. And if he faints, he faints. Yeah, you can faint.

See all the pain that I'm going through? See a lot of consideration to how I feel during And if he paints, he paints. Yeah, you can paint. You'll see all the paint I'm going through. There's not a lot of consideration to how I feel during the process. No, sirs. No, no, no. No, I'm here. Are we having fun right back to getting a rib kick?

Get a rib kick kicking on Mike right there. Yeah, I know. He's going to hate it. That's why I make him do it, because it's awful. And he's never going to look at my vagina the same ever again. It's going to be gross. And that's fucking me saying it.

Things get a little bit more positive the next few clips. And we can we can move on soon. But there's I need to make my cases to why Lauren might be the greatest woman on earth. And we'll get there in a moment. It starts here with clip 21. She says something where I start to think, okay, I think I've had you wrong. Sometimes you're a bit of a psychopath, very condescending to your husband, but clearly you have your priorities in order. Clip 21. For sure, the lowest low is mom guilt, especially you're, you're going to text me or DM me and you're going to be like, oh my God,

it's because you want to still have your career and you want to still podcast and you want to still work and you want to still like check the boxes that you like are set out to check. And you also want to like be able to still blow your husband and cook dinner. No, wait, what was that before cooked dinner? Okay. All right. I'm listening. I'm listening Lauren. You've gotten my attention and clip 22. She runs with that theory. This is why you're in love with this woman. Almost. You're like, wait, there are wives that blow their husbands. And what?

And what? That's a really good idea. That's kind of a good idea. Do you want to eat tonight? Or do you want to blowjob this month? Well, I am trying to lose weight. For me, I will always be ready to have sex or give a blowjob. Like, I'm always like, whenever he went to admit, like, I'm always down to,

wow, that's incredible. I just think that that's like a part of, I also think like you and I, and I feel like you can relate to this word dominant in a lot of areas with business. And so like that, that sex areas, I'm a little bit more submissive to that. And Kaelin's horrified. Do you notice in that? Yeah, I know. She's like, oh, really?

I see why you fell in love with this one, man. She's making a lot of good points right now. Yeah. And then it, it culminates like, yeah, I'll shut up. That's fine. That's fine. I know by the way. So this explains why I fell in love with her.

It's this is the longest clip that I pulled, but it's only a minute. And clip 23, this is the greatest minute from this podcast. And possibly the most informational minute I've had in a long time, the explanation of something called the coin clip 23. All right, get your pens out, everybody. Right? Some notes sound. The blow drops just really want to get a pens out everybody write some notes. Sound the blow drops. You just really want to get a done a minute and a half quick blow job. Oh god, Lord, don't

just put me on blast like that. You gotta do the coin. What's the coin? We gotta do the coin. The coin is like this. I will say what having kids you like we were talking about this in a work capacity, but also taking a sex group out. You become efficient with your like you're like, okay, we got to work smarter, not harder. Yeah. I get that. What's the coin? Yeah, you want to do the coin. The coin is when you take your pointer finger and your thumb and you put it together. I wrote a blog post on this too. And you, it's like, you're doing that. What, what's this? Can I sign my wife up for this newsletter that she puts out? I didn't realize there's so much information.

You don't know. Yeah, look, but I was fine again. It's the okay sign. Go ahead, Grezz. Yeah, the white supremacist sign is what she's talking about. No, when I was editing these clips yesterday, I may have played this one like 10 or 12 times to make sure that my wife will be in the house.

Yeah, I'm just trying to get the EQ right, honey. Hold on, one more time. How's that sound to you? The EQ sound right. Yeah. And you, it's like you're more time. How's that sound to you? DQ sound right. And you it's like you're doing that. What's this sign again? It's the okay sign Illuminati. A okay. And you at least a Renault book about this.

Or maybe it's a chapter in a bush. You didn't write a whole book about this. And you grip the penis and you twist up and down. Oh yeah. While you're grabbing the balls with the other hands and you coin it and they'll come. Really? It seems to be like, I know the eggs, Mark. And yeah, Mike says it works every time.

And so clearly this is how she keeps them in line. This is how he's able to be, you know, just to rate it all day every day. And he's like, yeah, but I do get that coin, you know? Yeah. He starts getting lippy and she just holds up a coin. Yeah. Are you okay?

Yes, dear. All right. Well, we have learned something today. Yeah. I'm excited about that. I've never heard of the coin. It makes me rethink Lisa Renner for a moment. You know, I mean, there's a lot of thinking I can go to have to do over the long weekend.

Yes, for sure. Well, what have we learned today? We learned it. Oh, anything else on the show that you want to play, Christian? Let's go with a one final clip because it's clip 30. And this is sort of, let's say goodbye to Mike with a notion where you start to think, you know what? Mike was awesome back in the day before he, you know, realized that he needed to live his life between coining sessions. It tells

me everything I need to know about him. I think college I was in a kill. And I almost shit myself a little bit. I did shit myself a little bit and had to run home from the party. That was kind of embarrassing. I know with them in college. I would never have let him or the kid Not sure if there's anything wrong with that. He's just not a kilt kind of guy. Dude if you're gonna shit yourself We're in a kilt to your best option right You can survive No one no

It's gonna be someone else's problem Like when you shoot your pants, that's your problem you shit through a kilt that's someone else's problem. That's my point. Like when you shoot your pants, that's your problem. You shit through a guilt, that's everyone else's problem. Just marker my territory. I am learning so much today. Yeah. Oh, same patterns they can't get here fast enough. I'm gonna eat so much salad.

The salad shooter. It's like the kilts of Scottish thing anyway, but they always have the bagpipes of the Kiltz-A-Safe adjuice there, right? No one gives a fuck. Yeah, it's obviously just one address. Come on. Exactly. All right, cool.

Well, off the vine on podcast one, podcast one, what they do, their business model, is if you have a name that anybody has heard in Hollywood you get your own podcast they hear about like Oprah with cars so anyone who's been on the bachelor or survivor or you name it if amazing race if you want a podcast podcast one will give you one so if you are a pseudo celebrity and you aren't podcasting right now, you should be. You're fucking up. All right guys. They'll do like, they'll do just like four or five shows and they're like, you know what, it didn't work and then they'll move on. And I think the secret is just never

pay anyone and then it's fine. This guy, this guy who worked at podcast one, I worked for Dennis. I didn't work for podcast one. He wrote me a check for every show that I was on as a scowl host. I got you. Okay. So that's why I can tell tales out of school. Yeah. Sounds like that.

Some inside information though. If I'm understanding you right. All right, guys. I am excited to tell you that we have a very important update on one of our Hologloz friends. Stuttering John Melendez is doing stand-up shows this weekend, including one tonight at the double Z bar in Grille. That's in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, and then he's going to Davenport, Iowa on Saturday night to do another stand-up show. This is a guy who said that he retired from stand-up.

This is a guy who said he had personal issues. Why he had to stop podcasting. This is a guy who can never play at a comedy club. He said he plays bars of grills that don't actually normally have comedy. When I'm excited to tell you guys, and I don't, Christian, I don't know if you know this or not, but just this morning, Stuttering John was on K-M-R-Y, doing an interview to promote his stand-up gig. Oh, I did not know this. This is great. You are in for a treat, my friend.

So we are going to now listen to the complete interview with Stuttering John's about 20 minutes and stop me anytime you want Christian because there's a lot of greatest hits going on with this one. Yeah, the only reason I'll stop is just to let it soak in, you know, and before you start, I'll say I saw that post that he had a comedy show. Yeah. And I was so excited. I'm like Wednesday afternoon.

All I got to do is drive up to Kenoga Park. I was going to tell you like, yeah, I'm going to go right after this. And then I'm like, oh no, he's in Cedar Rapids. I just, you know, I didn't think he anybody would pay for him to travel, you know? So I was very disappointed that it wasn't just somewhere local, just a little bit north of LA. That would have been cool. Basically, this is what's going on. The guy who owns the bar, hired John to come and do the show. and John's actually staying with him at his house Now he John's very close with his kids as you know and thanks to him is a very important holiday But if you do get a gig at a bar and grill and Iowa then it's worth missing the holiday

I'll stay with someone else's family Literally what he's doing so what you're gonna hear is John's on this show with this host who's by the way missing both of his legs. And he's on there. You're going to hear another voice come in from time to time. That's the guy who owns the bar in grill. So he has obviously a relationship with the radio station. So he got John on the morning show to do this interview to promote the gig.

All right, let's get right into it. Good morning, family. So I'm here and I've got a special guest that's already demanding this and demanding that. So, studdering John John Meninda is John. Yeah, he's already pissed off the host of the show before his second evening record. Record time. Stuttering John is big shot at everyone. You know the fuck I am? You call this a radio station? Where's my locker? John wasn't even spoken yet and I've already got three thoughts. The first, you hear that music. I'm like, all right, clearly this show is called

the jungle. That's what they have that music bed playing underneath it. And yeah, some people might think that it's a joke to be like, oh, he's already got demands. No, that's a very passive aggressive. Like, can you believe this guy's already asking for shit? And then calling him John Menendez. Yes. I know. You'll be shocked to know Christian that John takes offense to this and immediately comes back at the host. This and demanding that. So, studtering John Menendez, John, in my sense, I didn't kill my parents since Melendez. I said Melendez. Did you not know that you said Melendez? I know how to say your name. I said what it go, John Move on it's fine. I mean we all make mistakes. You're not a very popular person

You're on a big celebrity someone pronounces your name wrong. It's gonna happen the menendez is are actually more famous than you So that's what's gonna happen sometimes and way more successful They don't have to follow through. We got it done. At the end, I said Melinda. No, you said Melinda. No, I did not say. Play back the tape. Play back the tape.

You know what? I've got it on tape. Play back the tape. Already coming in here, talking about I won't listen to this. He was like, he's sitting in here. He's like, can I have a book or something to put the microphone on his phone? He's got the microphone. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm over like, you know, like, you know, like, I put two John. Keys. I mean, you know, I'm 64. I you. I'm not the two John. I mean, you know, I'm six four. I don't need it. You know, I'm I'm glorious. Something I'm not her baby village is here. I mean, come on. What are you doing in town, John?

Stand. Cutting edge reference, by the way. I know Peter Dinklage is an obvious reference, but at least people know who that is. You know, it could bite. You know, it could point out. So that's great tattoo from Fantasy Island 40 years ago. And by the way, the host of this show, is that a real voice or is he doing a character? Like remember, Howard used to have the lady who was the traffic copter, Mama Lecobouboude or something.

And this guy is definitely like doing a whole stick, right? This is nobody's actual voice. Gosh, I was thinking the same thing the whole time, but it's consistent, so I don't know. I don't know what the deal is, but I love that John, this is a guy who's a veteran of radio. He's been on the radio, he talks about being on the store for 15 years. And my point is though, is that when you enter into a radio station and you start talking to the host,

the dumbest thing to do is start pointing out issues that you have with things people can't see. Oh, I like where the microphone is positioned. Oh, I want to put this over here. That looks dumb. Like, you can't, no one can see that. Or any issues really. Well, yeah, I should probably just shut up and plug your job. Jazz here, I mean, come on. What are you doing in town, John? Stand up and double Z's. Okay, tell me about what's going on with this.

Guys, we got John. Okay. If you don't know who's stuttering John Melinda. By the way, what are you doing in good town? Stand up! In double Z's, like it's confrontational. Right out of the gates. Like, wouldn't you be like, oh, well, you know what I mean?

I'm here to do a stand-up show tonight. If everyone come out, it's going to be a great time. I'm doing standup! I'm doing standup! I'm fucking in here, but actually, I signed up for farmers only, trying to meet me, meet somebody. I was told you don't have to be lonely. As is, who did not kill his parents. John is just, as amazing comedian, well, I don't know,

he's all right. Amazing comedian. Wow, the host caught himself quickly. Who knows, man! don't know, he's all right. Amazing comedian. Wow, the host caught himself quickly. Oh, it's amazing. With that one, he's like, wait, I don't wanna go on record, say this guy's as amazing comedian. Yeah.

I actually don't know who he is. That's hilarious. I mean, when the guy is booked to do a show with no cover charge at Double Z's bar in Grill, you can go and assume he's out of the amazing comedian. Yeah. Right? Might be good. Probably not amazing. No, no, no, I saw Dave Chappelle do an hour at Chili's once. It was actually a choice to their port, but still.

He's was on Howard. How long were you on Howard Stern? 16, 16 years. 16 years on Howard Stern's show. Yes. Also on the late night show. I was on the tonight show with Jane Lennon Didn't I say that? No, you said late night. But you on the late night show too right with Nick. No, I don't know what that is What's on your IMD page? All right, so he has to correct the guy and say it was the tonight show and I get it the tonight show is an iconic show It's not called the late night show. But if you go to his IMDB page,

and John's talked about this, the late night was Conan O'Brien, he was on quite a bet. And that is listed in his credits. So what John could have said was, oh yeah, no, I used to do Conan all the time, but you know, what I'm more known for is being the announcer and a writer for the tonight show.

Instead, John just immediately has to tell this guy's an idiot. When when I was a broker and in for go to said no, I was the fourth call after that. They said late night. But you are on the late night show too, right with Nick? No, I don't know what that is. Okay. What's on your IMD page? No, it's the tonight show.

I want to say it. I thought it was the late night. Dude, if it's past and the club is late night. And ten seconds just screw up my name and my credit. I'm not going to name it, yo, Chris. Holy. Yeah, it's almost like you don't matter. John, yeah.

It's almost like this guy has no idea who you are and doesn't give a shit that he has no idea who you are. Yeah, it's almost like double Z's by advertising on the station and the program director said, give this guy 20 minutes on the morning show. Yeah, let's get through this morning. The other morning. I scrubbed your credits. Yes, you did.

No, I did not. I'm the late night show. I found, well, what's it called? The tonight show. The tonight show. So tonight show. Okay. I should point this out because people are putting it in the chat.

The host of the show is a white man. I know it doesn't sound like that at all, but it is. This is a white man. I think everyone in the chat. The host of the show is a white man. I know it doesn't sound like that at all, but it is, this is a white man. I think everyone in the chat is lying. There's no way I went up to that. I checked it out. I don't know what's going on with you. I'm stuttering.

You got no legs, I stutter. Oh, how about legs up in this? I'm gonna pull cripples here. Oh, okay. Is that true? Is that PC? This guy's missing both of his legs from, by the way, like a flush eating illness that he had.

It's pretty horrific, could have died. And John goes, yeah, an ice-sutter. So we're on the same, we're tied. We're tied. I think, you know, 20 minutes from when we're listening when this interview is over he's like yeah I would definitely have the flesh eating virus again in both of my arms rather than talk to John Okay, I'm with that I also quit

I'm on I'm on a motorcycle. Yes we do do do do so now you spread my business around and she know about that. Well I think it's pretty cool that you don't have legs it I got legs. I have one charging right there Yeah, I know why he's charging because it's a it's a bot can we talk about you instead? He's got his no, he's got his leg on the desk. Yeah, I say hey look. He's got his leg up That's see why you make money I see why you make money Very passive aggressive right there man. Why do your legs need to charge? Why do you think job

All right, so you so you're here to do stand up Okay, I tried to to tell people who watch a business was but you want to interrupt me and stuff So you how do you have that accent and is an iron? Iowa I'm in I love that he goes Well, I'm trying to promote your thing, but you're interrupting me and the john immediately interrupts him I could just like I fucking get your plug out. No, no, instead of getting to my plug, can I insult you again? Thank you. Yeah. This is why people love having me as a guest.

I come on and I totally derail the conversation and call you an asshole. And John thinks this is going great. Oh, of course he dies. This is just cool. Cause he's doing that thing, he's doing that thing that he's done on beer on the balcony that we've watched

where even though the other person isn't enjoying the conversation, John laughs a lot to make us seem like, oh, we're just all having such a great time. Of that accent. And it's an iron Iowa. I mean, I'm from Georgia. It don't matter.

This one with the camera. I'm originally from Georgia. I'm here in Iowa. We talk about me. We talk about you. Yes. OK, you're the guest here, not me. No, I know, but I just didn't even pay to be here.

No, I do appreciate it. This is something else that,, you're the guest here not me. No, I know but I just didn't even pay to be here. No, I do appreciate This is something else that and you're gonna hear this because I listen to this whole interview This is something that John he should know and of course he doesn't because he's an idiot so He's on a show that's being listened to by people who know the show So people know this guy's from Georgia. They know he's missing his light They know all these things because this is the host of the show. And John's pointing these out as if he's doing his show. And you know, oh, you can't believe what's going on here. It's like, yeah, no, we know you're the guest. You're the person that was supposed to be learning about John. Well, two things from that

from that club. The first is that clearly every radio station in Atlanta had this guy's tape and we're like, nope. So he got to keep shopping it around and eventually handed up in Iowa. And when he said, the most important thing that I've heard so far, and you didn't even pay to be here because clearly he paid to be there. Yeah. Yeah. You're not me.

No, I know, but I just didn't even pay to be here. No, I do appreciate it. Listen. Thanks George for having me. I Have to go now Did you hear that insult? He said the wrong name. Yeah, yeah, I don't even Menendez It's Ricky and then I got the secret service banging on my door after I did that. I mean, that was a big, you know, that made global news. Well, why was secret service because if Donald called you, why was Secret Service? No, because I do them into thinking I was sent

to the Bob Menendez, they've heard me talk, I don't sound sanitorial, I sound. You don't sound intelligent, I have to talk. I sound janitorial. I wore the John S. ago to his joke, dude. John uses so many of his recycled jokes in this interview and the guy ruins his joke, but it doesn't sound John from getting the punchline out.

And then, of course, I believe what happens next is he yells at him for ruining his punchline. Pfft, you stepped on my joke. Hey! You stepped on my joke when we have a conversation? I'm trying to do my bits here. What's your problem? Look, you see these blue cards I brought with me. I have nine to ten really bad prepared one-liners Would you just let me get to them? You can catch them later tonight at the double Z

I'm so so so serious now that they really come that I really contact you You can't be there were banging on my door. They, you know, they called my agent, who had me called them. I wanted to see the hard drive that I didn't know anything about it. And that was the weirdest thing is, is my agent called me, which was even harder to believe than the president called me. And I, my agent called,

all right, so there's another one. Yeah. Well, me and I had to call the secret service and they wanted me to come downtown. And I said, you want to arrest me? Or do you want to just interview me? They said, we can't tell you that downtown and I said, you want to arrest me or do you want to just interview me? They said, we can't tell you that. So I said, should I get a lawyer and they said it's up to you. So guess who I called? Michael Avinati. No, you did not. Yes, I did. And then he got me out of the whole thing. I just, um,

drop. So, uh, too many can't get them so fat. I on his own trouble. Well, I mean, you know Why are you charging are we right back to dad? I didn't know that legs come like a whole charging unit. They do John. They do. It's charging get over it The guy made it very clear stop talking about me. I'm trying to interview you I mean this is something that I do to promote double z's at the local comedy clubs. This is what I do. Let me do it.

John just will not let him get any flow going or anything, a real conversation. And he thinks he's being hilarious. He thinks he's like, I'm the bus guess you ever had, right? Delibely not taking your hints. Ha ha ha ha picking up what you're putting down since 1980. Yeah. All right.

So this, this is like, right here is an EV leg. Yeah, kind of. It's a robotic leg and I need to charge it. So I need to charge it last night. Let's get back to you, John. Look, I would never make fun of you legs. Just, you have to sit on the desk. Take a picture of it, James.

He's got his leg and he's got a Superman thing on it. And I would never make fun of your legs, except for their employees, site. That's all. I would never make fun of you, but look at what a fucking loser is this guy. I am. And I love that he tells his handler, the game,

only plays it right up. Take a photo of this horrible thing. Stop there. Put in a nice kick. That you know, tweet it with the hashtag. What did that? Got on that like well, I appreciate that. Thank you so much. Can we get back to you, Johnson? Yes. Yes. Okay. So now, let's get when is your comedy? The one with your comedy show tonight? Yeah. And it so now let's get. When is your comedy show tonight?

Yeah. And it's where? It's at double Z's. Okay. Yeah, this is how bad my career is going on. 15 years on the Howard Stern show, 10 years on the Tonight Show. Now I'm at double Z's in Iowa. I, I give an idea how bad that my career is going the other day I was in an Uber and I was driving

Well, while I wasn't in the lift and stay Okay, so John had to start that joke three times in order to say look at I'm doing one of my bets now Let me just get it out. And then the amount of fake laughter, Mike Moore always makes fun of this on the Uncle Rico show. Ha! He's there. Someone posted the cowardly lion of the disco.

It's, I was in a duper, I was one jumping. Snuggle bus. Jesus Christ, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Muttley from the wacky van. Yeah, that's right. To fucking Jackie, the joke bands laugh is more subtle Snaggle bus Muttley from the wacky To fucking Jackie the joke bands laugh is more subtle than Suddlery John at this fucking point

It's like and then so that guy didn't laugh at all right, right? You heard Ricky not even respond to that So then John has to explain that it was a joke Did you make any money as the question or did you do like cash can? No, it's a joke. Except for it's not a joke. It's a good job. He did drive for Uber as he later admitted, but good joke. I signed up for a class. Tornado was teaching it. I signed up for Summerth Great Mad. Can you believe that I'm playing at this piece of shit club in your piece of shit city? Yeah, I know. That's how he, that's how it was the son of the joke. You know how fucking terrible my life is. I'm an ayowa with, and this fucking assholes bar.

Everyone's just like, buddy. And he's literally standing right there. We're like literally, wait, he's standing right behind me. Is this violent? It's a joke. Yeah, we need to know. Oh, you actually wearing the double Z. I ain't worried about it. We talk about John.

What's with this double Z? I don't want to hear anybody saying I'm making fun of a because because first of all, he's got his leg on the desk. So he's okay with it. When you don't know me, I don't know you, but like educate you on Ricky. I'm not sensitive. So we can talk about leg, that's okay. That is okay.

And you can and you can goof on my stutter. You know what? Listen, I'm stuttering. I'm stuttering with OCD and smelly feet. You can goof on all that. That's what that stutter. You know what? Listen, I'm stuttering. I'm stuttering. You can goof on all that. That's what that's. All right. So one of the things that John thinks is something that people can goof on is the fact that he's port a recon, which I find odd is like, I have a stutter, I have smelly feet,

a port a recon. It's like, well, that's not something to goof on. Yeah. It's so bizarre that in his mind, like he's the fucking racist on this one. He's like, you probably got a bunch of Puerto Rican jokes, right? No. I was actually going to talk about you. I was shitty your feet smell for the record. I haven't heard him stutter in forever.

And I think he did it just so we can make fun of this guy's legs. Yes. Agreed. When he stutters, oftentimes it's on purpose. And spoiler at the end of this interview, Ricky's gonna point out that John doesn't stutter. Oh, okay, yeah. Thank you brought in was, them feet. Yes, okay.

I got smelly feet. Hey, hey, I should show you my toes. No, I'll show you my toes. Oh, I got toenails like that old see now John Missed that joke this guy's missing his legs. I can show you my toes not a bad joke He was focused and John's is focused. I know you're gonna look at my shitty fucking toe nails as a We don't need to see we don't see you three commerce. We don't need to see you three common good No, okay, so I can pull an old J with my toes man. Look, look at this. I'm trying to conduct a professional interview here.

I want to hear, all right. So we got what you're doing tonight. What times will start? About if you get James over here and talking? No, no, no, don't get James. I wouldn't want to bore the audience. I get him on that other shows at 8 o'clock, but are you going to come to the show?

I can if you want me to. Yeah, because you're a celebrity. Are you in that show? Chicago world? We don't need to talk about my business. We talking about you're just trying to press. I understand that. John goes, you just kind of make show because you're a celebrity. You were on that show. He's the hosts of the morning show in the market that you're in the current show. That's why he's a celebrity job. That's funny. Idiots. I'm gonna prop me up. I'm trying to prop you up. Okay, you're the guest here, not me.

I'm just trying to be nice. You're not allowed to. He should know this format. Chan goes, I'm just trying to be nice. Just the opposite. In every single way, sir, you are sabotaging. I was just poor man's morning show. Do you guys feel like we have a much better understanding now on why all of those dates

that John goes on go so badly? Because this is, you know, him meeting someone for the first time. Yeah. And he's like, let me show you my toes. Yeah. Check out my feet. 10 more than just bad decisions at every turn. If you want me to pick you up for the date, just open your Uber app.

Are you okay? I'm trying to prop you up. Okay, you're the guest here, not me. All right, I'm just trying to be nice. You're not allowed in a southern house if you don't keep doing this. Okay, okay, because we don't need to do that. And I said, oh, no, he did not just bless my heart. Oh, he just.

The real thing. It is a real thing. So this guy's from the South. And he knows bless your heart. Me and to fuck you. F. Mom. Me.

He showed him. So look here. So that's going to be tonight. Start at eight o'clock. Is there a cover charge for this? No, no, it's actually, it's free. You know that? You know, James, I got to be honest. James Larson, who's, who's kind of famous here in Iowa.

He owns the double Z. He couldn't be a nicer guy and, and, and it's very close friend of mine. You know what? John means when he says, couldn't be a nicer guy as a close friend of mine. It know what John means when he says, couldn't be a nice, what guy is a close friend of mine. It means he gives me free shit. He gives me money. He lets me stay in his house. It's always a one way relationship. Tommy, MSCS media, one nice guy.

What a great friend he has. Pays for me to fly to Florida, gives me money to be on his show. What a great guy. Unlimited coups. Well, that's true. And he's, you know, and he asked me, you know, I'm actually staying at his house.

Yes, and he's been very kind. He makes a nice state. Does he let you use the toilet? Because he wouldn't let me use the toilet. Yes, I do. Well, I heard about your toilet habit. Well, I mean, you know, I mean, you know, I mean,

next time, the wall, you know, you got a flush every now and then, you know, that was the problem. That was the problem. There's something else., you got a flush every now and then, you know, that was the perfect. That's something else. And I'm cracking himself up again. You got a flush every once in a while. What's something good joke? Wait, but go ahead. No, I was so he's very kind and he, and he asked me to do his club and then, and then, and then on Saturday, I met the Dackfack the Dackery Fack three and Quad Cities Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, I'll be Cabex play the Dackfack

So right to passage Yeah, I've been there. Yeah, and that's from the guy who used to own the penguins out here It's wow, I didn't know that he he owned that place out there too. Does he on the one? Yeah, yeah, well, that's pretty good. And I understand that penguins a bunch of times, I actually, I'll tell you something. I went to St. Luke's hospital yesterday, because I was having some like heart problems

or something that I couldn't breathe. And let me tell you, I gotta tell all the people in Iowa and I'm not kissing your butts, but I'll tell you this, that the people at that hospital, the nicest people I've ever met at a hospital in my life. And John's been to many hospitals. That's true. So he would know.

All right, I just want to pause. But what we've never wanted is he's showing up at a hospital with a check for money that he's asked for someone who stayed in the hospital. I just want to point out something that John just in casual conversation brought up the fact that he spent yesterday at St. Luke's hospital, which is in Cedar Rapids where they are in Iowa.

And that seems like something that you'd be like, oh shit, you went to the hospital yesterday? What's going on? What's find out? In New York they go, what do you want? You know, they let you in? Yeah, yeah, yeah, they go, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm talking here. But no, I'm not here and I with the sweet hearts.

So, wait a minute, what am I actually hard to do? Because I know you have one. Yeah, but I'm not bad. Not a bad little thing. School referee. Yeah. You do. Okay. Uh, yeah, they just found out I was dehydrated. You know, I'm dehydrated. Yeah. John's 57 years old. Yeah. He goes to Iowa to do some comedy gigs.

And on the first night, he drinks himself into the hospital. He says, they found out I was dehydrated. And he was, he did this like a year and a half ago. Yeah. Well, that was the time he went to Reno, and he forgot his clonipin, and he ended up in the hospital for that. But do you know, difficult it is,

to drink that much, to the point where you're dehydrated and you have to go to the hospital? I've tried. I am pulling off yet. Oh, shit. I think I, you know, because I like to drink too much, you know, I'm a big drinker. Okay, well, well, I mean, beers liquid bread. What are you thinking? I can say they're either whole loaf of bread and not drink no water. I mean, I know. So I got a hydrate. Okay, well, hydrate more. I know. That's my thing. I'm not drinking a water. I mean, come on. I know, so I got a hydrate. Okay, well hydrate more. I know, that's my thing. I'm not gonna taste the water. You know what, because there's no taste. We got so, you know what, let me show you something.

I hate you. There's no taste in water. Did they put some of this mess? Sure, it'll save my life and I'll feel better, but there's not flavorful enough for me. What do you know how many polling springs I have to drink to get fucked up? Ha ha ha. Then in your water and then it's good. Oh, it's like why I'm punch, you know, flavor

in packs. Oh, that's a great idea. Timmy interesting. Ryan Sharman says while it's been said that John might have liver or kidney failure, those things actually make water taste metallic. Interesting. Interesting tidbit. Thank you. Well, I appreciate that Jonathan. I'm glad you think that's funny. Anyway, my point is, so you got that thing going on tonight.

Yes. And yes, I do want to go. It's going to be a double Z's. Please come. A come early. Do you do stand up? Do I I did stand up one time at pink ones? So why don't you come on? That's not my show. I'm not getting paid for it. There was an easy missing legs joke in there. The job totally best just saying

Can I get some chicken wings or something? It's a free shoulder. We're expecting a lot of refunds Look at James. He and I throws me right under the bus. You guys catch that. James yells, it's a free show and we're expecting a lot of refunds. Also, I love that John invites this guy to do stand up with him. Didn't clear it with James. This guy probably has better things to do.

He probably gets appearance fees and things because he's a morning jack. He's just like, yeah, why don't you call him a free set for me? Like, no, it's not a puppet show. And even that would be more organized. Well, I mean, he wouldn't be a good friend if he didn't throw you on the bus. Now, seriously, in all seriousness, I know we're having a lot of fun here. No, not. And I did ask you because I, you know, I didn't know if you were like a war veteran because you lost both your legs. And then you told me you had a flesh-heating disease.

Okay, we are about back to me again. What is with him and the James? Why, why you bring him here? A flesh-heating disease? Dude, this is real, by the way. This radio host looking over at the guy that he knows is, friendly with the radio station, probably, friendly with the show, he's going, James, what's going on here? Help.

Yeah, what's going on? Why is he keep talking about me? Like, my audience knows about this. Yeah, they lose a bet. The fuck? He says like my ex wife. Oh. Hold on.

Let me get back to John's great fucking joke. This doesn't make any sense, but he cracks himself up. Brin, because you lost both your legs and then you told me you had a flesh-heating disease. OK, we are. We're back back to me again. What is with him and the James? Why? Why you bring him here? A flesh-eating disease that says like my ex-wife.

Oh, oh, just take, take, take. Almost kill. Yeah, I can't see that one. Christian, what does that mean? So, yeah, I think that what he's trying to say is flesh eating disease is Susanna. And yeah, I mean, I think that's the right is the woman as a flesh eating disease. Doesn't make sense. No, no, no. Oh, no, there's no logic to it.

Yeah, I mean, none. I heard you had children. No, you procreated. I was married 13 years three great years. They're just fucking hackiest jokes. And you know what? And the jokes left for the show tonight. I don't save something there. And if John just kind of like threw that out there as a quick throw away line and kept going and be one thing.

But it's the stopping and getting everyone to acknowledge how funny you are and what a great comic you are. Oh, you get it? Like that is the only way. No, we only have the number of jokes that John has. You have to kind of like camp out on each of them and kind of like put your arms aside and be like, did you see what I just said? So you've done the late night show.

The tonight show. No, I'm sorry, the tonight show with Jay Leno. You also did Jay Leno show too, right? Yeah, and then I was on the Jay Leno show as well. And you have voiced a couple things. Now, I saw your own wings. I asked what did you do on wings? As a guest star.

I didn't know that. Yes, I was also on big. Nobody did. Hey watch. Oh No Baywatch nights and then I Been in the bunch of movies. Well, I'm a hold on back. What'd you do on Baywatch because I know nobody? I got to see that I got killed I got shot and then I had to play a good dead man that didn't breathe okay So nobody shots no sure. Oh, no, I had lines and stuff. No, I'm talking my shirts and stuff off

You know what I'm talking my shirts and stuff off. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no But you and I have been like just kidding around off the head before we got on. I don't even know you, but I like you. You're right. No, but I swear to you guys legs charging. Why does he like have to charge? You haven't answered. We are still on me. I told you this is about what's your name again? Yeah. Yeah.

Stuttering John. Stuttering John. No, I know. Yeah. Yeah, we're about you because I was understanding you've done a lot of charity work too. Yes. You're not just this bumbling, you know, stuttering. No, no, I'm not. I'm not. What if I had to add it to you? No, lot of charity work too. Yes. You're not just this bumbling, you know, stuttering guy. No, no, I'm not.

What if I had a attitude? No, I'm not. Yeah. So the guy brings up charity work. John goes, yeah, yeah, I'm not Andy Cap. And so now he wants to try to change the conversation away from charity work. Because John doesn't want to talk about that.

Yeah. Remember the comic strip, Andy Cap? Yes. Do you ever think about that name? No Andy cap. He's always bumping at the stuff Andy cap Andy cap I get it. I get it. I get it. These revelations are not that impressive But I was in the process of his job. Thanks. They are so great

And the Wizard of the end really was exploring his super ego. I don't think you understand great. And the reason I really was exploring is super ego. I don't think you understand. I remember the honeymoon is Ralph Cramden. I love the it's he I'm it's because he's crammed into his suit. He's crammed into his apartment. You know, it's a big fat guy in a small place. Cramden, you get the names always mean. This interview is going down here. Oh, I'm sorry. I want to know, I do. I seriously want to know about some of the the filafel fence. That kind of stuff. Oh, I was the keynote speaker at the National Stuttering Association convention in Chicago. I heard a podcast that you were on with the Stuttering talk. I heard that. I had helped plenty of stutterers and I and I and I helped want the full recovery. So I

and I and I and I helped want the full recovery. So I congratulations. Yes. And and and he helped a stutter to full recovery. Once again, let me remind everyone the way he did that was by telling him to bring a notebook with him on a date so that he could write down what he wanted to say. And now he doesn't stutter anymore. Wow. Amazing. And I've never tell you about how I turned water into white. I've done gigs for the Keeme Foundation and I mean MS. His charity is always like I've done gigs for. I did this thing.

I got a small appearance fee for this organization. Yeah, exactly. I scammed everyone on my Patreon. I mean, no, I, I was running for a beloved shadow. Yeah, you know what? Holy shit, he doesn't bring up the chemo stuff for the beloved Chitters.

He's beloved one. The most recent. Yeah. Strangely. People are speculating that this guy Ricky is a dabble or He's part of the dabble verse and that's why I don't think that's true But if it is then very impressive stuff sir foundation. I mean a you name, and I was trying to help Well Jimmy's favorite so we're gonna we're gonna I got some commercials I got to play before the end of this hour so hold on on. Okay, don't go nowhere. All right. Go wash your hands.

Something. Cause in your feet, cause they stink. And we'll be right back with Staddle and John Melinda's. Thank you very much. Just that's it, right? Yes, you did. Good. Yeah.

All right. Bless your heart. One more time. Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. I'll go back to jail. I'm going to go back to jail. I'm going to go back to jail.

I'm going to go back to jail. I'm going to go back to jail. I'm going to go back to jail. I'm going to go back to jail. I'm going to go back to jail. I'm going to go back to jail. I'm going to go back to jail. I'm going to go back to jail.

I'm going to go back to jail. I'm going to go back to jail. I'm going to go back to jail. So we're back with buttering John. So apparently someone was throwing James, the club owner during the commercial break or during the show or something and Cardiff has revealed that that was him. So Cardiff, I don't know how you did it, but somehow you're able to throw a buttering John while he was on this show. Well done, sir. I got to serve in a reporter, people. I've served a reporter.

So many haters. You know why we can't even conduct the proper interview here because we we've got stalkers calling Mr. Barley James. I got so many haters, you know, and that's just and that's just my family. It's just not stop. They call me not stop. Why me wise do you have that's a clue? I got one wife. I'm a Puerto Rican disappointment. I can say that I'm Puerto Rican. Oh, my God. Well, why not? Jesus, fucking Christ. All of these jokes have been recycled so many times and they weren't funny the first time. That's the most offensive part to me.

I mean, you're Puerto... I can say you're Puerto Rican too. I'm half Puerto Rican, half Danish. Oh, is that right? Yeah, I still clogs. Um, so anyway, this one is show is free. Wow, another good, another singer from James back there. Yeah, these jokes are not landing. And all the in the world, well, I'm not going anyone to think that you're

funny, John. The funniest joke so far is James saying that's where the show is free. That got the biggest real laugh so far of the set of real. It is tonight at double Z James Larson's place and it's going to be eight o'clock and like you said, it's free. Now, you got to have any food there or anything. You can be serving food. He's got great food there. Yes, it does. But I'll tell you this, like tell you this, I talk about this. Ricky, yeah, I know I talk about the time on the Stern Show. I'm going to talk about.

Literally, finally, it's going to be about the bar. This is the guy who's paying for this show. He's probably paying for this air time. He goes, what kind of food do you got over there? And Jack goes, he got great food. All right, so anyway, I was on the Howard Stern show. Like, can the guy like throw a special, even if there's a wing special or something? Like, what an asshole.

Jack does not read a room at all. About my time on the tonight show, and I talk about marriage, I talk about childbirth and child rearing. What you know about it? You don't know nothing about the childbirth. I got three kids. I mean, you know, I know you got three kids,

but she didn't want popping it out. Yes, yes, from the same wife. That's surprising for celebrity. Yeah, that's proof. I don't play for the NBA I'm gonna leave that one alone So now what else you gonna talk about ours in the secret No, I talk about everything, you know, and I and and I play with the crowd a lot I have a lot of fun with the crowd. Oh boy That's how you know there's a hack comedian coming to town. What kind of material do you do? I want a crowd work Okay, well look at forward to that. You're fucking What about you two over there the corner you

fucking I play with the crowd I played by me a drink. I wouldn't I talk about the best thing to do in a bar and grill is crowd work by the way. The crowd is actually not seated directly in front of the stage and spread out throughout the right. The hardest thing to do at a show like this is get people to shut the fuck up and Johnson to go up there and immediately get people talking. It's smart. Really good idea.

You know, like all my experiences and all the celebrities that punched me and strangled me. I've watched you over the years on some of the show, especially on private parts. I love that show and I've watched you and I was just like, I thought that you... In private parts? Yeah, great show. Yeah, I saw you in private parts. You mean that three second part after the credits Yeah, it's pretty good. You were

Faking a lot of stuff and find out you were not no, I really do stutter. I mean, there's no But you're so well You burst that you don't you don't sound like the because I started as a kid. I finally grew out of it Yeah, but and that's what's slowly happening to me Although ours Vs and M still pose approach you grow up it The same town has same town of Seinfeld the Baldwin's Steve Guttenberg I don't know just saying you're the special one. I don't that I will thank you I think that's a compliment well, I mean Window liquor Special

Give it a cookie and he'll be hey So after you leave here was what you said you going over to Rock 108 number two, uh, uh, rock one and wait. Oh, you're not supposed to promote the other radio stations in the market, John again, this is shit. You should know you were on the radio for 15 fucking years, answering phone calls. I think you'd pick up on something like that. I'm sorry. Oh, I know you did not. Oh, I know you did not. I'm sorry. That's okay. That's okay. You know what? You hear first? That's what mad at me. Yes, I came to you. That's right. That's right. I was talking about it. That makes up for it. Yeah, like you said, I'm giving you all my hack material. Don't worry about it.

I didn't say anything for the next show. All right. Don't worry about it. I don't say anything for the next show. Your next venue, but you know you don't sit there and I'm so sorry. I think what he literally meant was all right You're an Iowa for this weekend. That's cool. What else is going on out of your life? And John literally has nothing So he's just like wow this guy's gonna take me over to the other radio station Yeah, then after that probably news to the guys at Rock 108, by the way. Yeah.

He's coming. And I just, he's just driving every radio station in the market. No, I'm not going out there. I'm going to call it a request by Joe. I'm outside. You want me to come in? Look, look, I really, I'll tell you what, I'll compute tonight. No, no. Yeah, I do doubles these tonight. Look look I really I'll tell you what I'll compute tonight

No, no, yeah, I do doubles these tonight and then I do the Dacry factory and Davenport on saturday night and you know, I got I've done a lot of stuff here I did a charity Swamp all game here in Iowa and You don't play oh yeah, I played. You played. I went for four only because I bumped it. Uh you actually run badly. Okay, I run badly with my leg on the chart. I'm talking about you. You would run fast. Even without those legs. Okay, did not be wobbling. Yeah, but die. I'm not you know, like how it all falls apart as soon as you turn 50 everything. I know I've had two I've had two strokes. I Can't even fill my lips on fortunately the girls and I kiss Ken Yeah, yeah, but when you go to the zoo, I bet they can feel it

whoa You can't hear the word no though, right John I can't feel your less, but you can hear them saying stop right. I had to do the I had to strokes to you know it's just no that either. Yeah I had to TIAs you know which are many strokes. Well how you feeling now. I feel a lot better than yesterday. Ask James I look like garbage yesterday. Yeah. Whoa. I believe it. I'll have to ask James. What's in I look like garbage yesterday. Yeah. Oh, I believe it.

I have to ask James. What? Senator Jellys, like, shit, because he was dehydrated from drinking all night? I can't believe it. What does that look like? Yes, I am. But they have to put me with a whole bunch of like hydration liquid.

Okay. So that means you pay attention to hydration liquid. I don't want to get technical, brother. I'm the football triple guy. What a doctor says, John. Yeah, and I have a cardiologist appointment at three. And we've got plenty of water if you want some water. I mean, it's I swear to you, Rick, I'm not lying.

But I once, this is clean enough. I once, because you know, I was having sex. I could say that, right? You said it, so I'm going to go here. And I had to fake an orgasm because I was getting so tired. And now you're getting a little bit on the moon. All right, and guys can't fake it. OK, OK.

Ladies have experienced this girl. And we're done with that. Oh, OK. You're done with that topic right now. OK, so knew I was going to be. And we done with that. Oh, okay. We're done with that topic right now. Okay, so I got to take control here. Okay. Okay, so child, I'm just sitting and talking about business. And she shouldn't be talking about,

because he knows no better. Okay, so just call Jada Child. Yeah. I told you to stop talking about that. Why are you still talking about that? Are you a child? That's fucking funny. Now, do you want some water?

No. Okay, but you cool. I'm cool Okay, cuz I mean, you know, I just want to make sure that you all right. Oh No, I'm fine. All right. Well good. I appreciate that. Yeah, but you know, how are you doing? I'm good I'm good. How are you throwing? I'm I'm fine. What's up? What's you? Oh? Definitely do a show. Are you Ricky? I don't know about all that. Tonight's Joe Nights. Look here, go tonight at... Ah!

Tonight at double Z, you're gonna see Stuttering John. I don't hear no stutter, so he ain't really bringing his phone to... Oh, no, no. Stuttering John is gonna be there tonight at 8 o'clock at double Z's that's James Larson's place that we love so much. And can't wait to see you tonight. Thank you so much for being on the show. Yeah, please come, man.

I'm gonna try to be there. You know, I have a wife too, that's cooking Thanksgiving, she from the South. She kind of angry if I'm not there helping out. Is she gonna do the fried turkey? Notice, he called him out for not stuttering. And then all of a sudden, his stutter comes back. On fried turkey was, I thought of those letters? I remember our V&M. He called him out for not stuttering and then all of a sudden yeah, his stutter comes back on

Fried turkey was a one of those letters. I remember our V&M And now, so he started on fried turkey Not buying it. Yeah, I think that he's Lying no, we don't do for our turkey with tradition. Oh, okay. You had our ears All right, well listen, thanks so much for having me and I'll be over tomorrow night for Thanksgiving dinner. You're welcome. You're welcome. But you're gonna be at Larson's. I'm sure if things gonna be better than my house. Maybe, I don't know.

If we gotta go to the food bank, we'll go to the food bank. Locally on, locally involved, classic K-my-y. We've got Stuttering John Melinda is here with us. Thank you so much, John. Thank you, Ricky. I appreciate your time. Double, double Z tonight. There you go tonight, eight o'clock. Get some water in your body. Thank you, sir.

All right, and because the devil verse is so large and ever expanding, I am happy to say that I do believe a W-A-T-P listener will be at the show tonight for Stuttering John. So we should get either a report or some audio or some video or all three. Yeah. It's a very lethal review. I can't wait to find out what kind of a shit show this is. You said that somebody had the theory that Ricky might be a daveler. I think listening to that whole long extended conversation, I'm pretty sure that James, the guy with the club is clearly a daveler.

He put out money to fly John to Iowa to do two gigs. And I think he's just like, yeah, I just, I, he knows that John is good for business these days. And also, you know, I don't know how many of you listen to regular radio, but one of the most infuriating things is that when they have interviews, they're usually like recorded the afternoon before and they chop them up and they're really short. I think that now, oh boy, I understand why they do that so often. Yeah.

Yeah, you get a guy like that and there who thinks that he's the show. So you're not the show. If you could actually run, I was just saying, I mentioned this before, I was on Wood You Kindly with Iraq and Brian Johnson. Iraq was telling me the story about when John had the afternoon show, after the Howard Stern show on K. Rock. He did noon to one and he was the host of the radio show, just playing music. Right.

And he was so bad at it. He was so bad at following any type of directions or taking collars or anything he was supposed to do that they eventually had to say, okay, we're just going to pre-record all your stuff and we'll program it. So you know, John would take fake calls and be like, all right, this goes out to Melissa, she wants to hear Pearl Jam, whatever he had to say. And then they would play that for it. And he was so bad at that, he nailed that in.

And he would mention songs that weren't part of their playlist. And then they're like scrambling, oh, what do we do with this? Then he eventually got fired from that job. And we're trying to track down the audio because no one seems to have it. Even though E-Rock knows all the people who are involved in that show and work down it, they're trying to track down when Senator John had the

Senator John show. I'm K-Rock. I'd love to be able to hear some of those. There's a middle point, too, because I lived in New York. I've lived in LA for like 20 years, but I used to hear that show because you just leave the station on after Howard. Yeah. And there was a point where I think that the on-air jock for the shift after Howard, I think her name was Julie Slater. And then John got an hour of her time. And then at some point, she was made to sit in the studio with John, I think so that he didn't have to push the buttons.

And what I remember of that was like, this poor woman, she has to be in a room with John and act like he's the air quotes talent. She hated him. So this is the air quotes sound because Eric knows her. And she was so pissed off that he got her air time and did such a shit job and phoned it in and didn't give a fuck and acting entitled, I mean, he's got a paycheck for that, working five minutes.

Monday through Friday for the Howard Stern Show to just be a pretend jack on the radio. John has no idea how to do radio as he proves time and time again. But there is a guy who does know how to do radio because he was the third mic on an afternoon drive show in Cleveland for over two years before

getting fired. Oh. That's right, everybody. It's time for two mock, zoom mock. Chad Zumak is doing a new thing now where he's doing live streams on his YouTube channel. He's never done this before. And I wouldn't normally tune into something like this, except for my buddy Aaron shot out to SteelToe.

I did their show yesterday, Aaron in April, the rest of the gang over at SteelToe. Aaron has been doing this funny thing because he hates Chad. Where when Chad starts live streaming, he texts me and Gino and says, hey, I guess he was live streaming. So then Gino and myself and a bunch of other people are affiliated with these podcasts

and the Devilverse and Chad of the Anonymous. We all get in there and, well, we start clowning him. It is in his own chat. That sounds like a good time. It is actually a lot of fun. I did that yesterday and today, because Aaron's just like, I guess what's going on?

And what Chad does, he does these live streams. And again, we're show format possible. Nothing but people who don't like him posting things and he's reacting to it real time. And what he does is he live streams. And then he deletes the video immediately afterwards. Of course. So you can't find it if you want to see it.

Fortunately, I was able to hit record. Now, I just have the audio show off. I know. So I just have the audio, but this is from Chad's livestream yesterday. This is Chad declaring that he's now going to become a YouTuber. We're being YouTubers now, guys. I said I wanted to be a good comic

and I wanted to be the best comic, but now I'm a YouTuber, because that's what you're supposed to do I guess Had no interest in doing YouTube, but those fuckers can do it and they're making money then shit. Let me do it All right, so immediately Chad does not get it immediately saying all these assholes are successful at YouTube So now I'm gonna do it. Well, no, you don't know how to do it Chad And that's the thing that he doesn't recognize is that the people who thinks have no talent and suck at stuff are actually not better than him at it.

So I'm calling it right now. Chad will not be successful at YouTubeing. This will not go well for him in any way. Cause he's approaching it the wrong way. This asshole does it, so I'm gonna do it. I just picture South Park in the Canada just asking for some of that internet money. Yeah, I think it's not knowing how it works or doing anything do it. I just picture South Park in the Canada just asking for some of that internet money. Yeah, I think it's not knowing how it works

or doing anything for it. Yeah, how come these guys are making money on YouTube? And I'm not. What's up, guy? Well, I like it a lot. I like to chat state away from Instagram live because clearly OP has perfected how to do the Instagram live show.

So Chad, you know, I gotta stay away from that. You know, while if OP was actually making money on it, then Chad might want to get involved in that. But we haven't proven the business model yet for idiots who can't broadcast talking to the chat. There doesn't seem to be a good revenue stream or business model. All right, so he was supposed to be on

Cardiff Electric Show. Maybe I should bring Cardiff on to talk about this. Cardiff, are you prepared to join the show right now? Oh, hello. I thought, hello. Hello. I'm surprised right there. Cardiff is a Santa Claus potato today. Looking very fast at my front. He doesn't want to get mashed today. He's scared tomorrow.

Happy Thanksgiving. All right. So what happened was Chad agreed to be on Cardiff's show. So what happened was Chad agreed to be on Cardiff's show, and then Chad didn't show up. So people are asking him about this. What happened to Cardiff's electric show last night? I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I was getting a lot of messages from people saying he was trolling me, so I was like, I don't need it right now.

So he immediately changed his story. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. Well, actually, I heard that he might be goofing out of me, so I decided not to do it. Oh, that's very different than couldn't do it, Chad. I showed the email on ski mask earlier. It's kind of funny if you want to see it. Yeah, yeah.

If you want to read it to us. Oh, okay. I don't know how else to pop it see. Yeah, yeah. If you want to read it to us. Oh, OK. I don't know how else to pop it up. Oh, OK. I can present. But whatever, essentially, one of the emails, his response, when I asked him when he was available, he, his response was, well, I don't have a lot going on

this week. That's sorry, checks out. Hello, class. You're cars face. I know. He's having so much fun with this. Okay. So now they're talking about apparently Chad has figured out there's a connection between Cardiff and who are these podcasts. So that's obviously red flags right there.

Cardiff is good people. He seemed nice in the email. He's friends with another show that did something really shitty. So I was like, okay, I don't know. And if they're like connected to who are these podcasts, and I'm like, I'm good. Yeah, Carl shows jump the shark completely. Oh, my show is now jumped to the shark, according to the chat. This show was going great before they started goofing on me. But now they're cloudouting me every episode.

It's a coincidence. Shup to the shut. Yeah, it's shut the shark. Is it continuing to grow? Yeah, yeah, of course it is. But it's totally jumped the shark at this point. Chad is so bad at this. I must correct myself.

His email said, I don't have a lot going on this month. This month. Got a new playlist coming up. I don't have a lot going on this month. This month? Gotta work out. Even better. New playlist coming up. Yeah, even better. All right, so this is Chad. If you've ever seen him podcast before,

he holds a microphone while sitting on his futon. He doesn't seem to have nice equipment or anything that you would need to actually do this professionally, but that's all going to change. By the way, I'm getting all new shit. It's coming guys. I'm going to have a new backdrop. I'm going to have some more equipment. I'm looking into it right now.

It's coming. It's all from the Patreon too. I'm going to, I'm, I'm, I decided, you know what? Fuck it. I'm going to, I'm going to invest in this shit. So it's coming. Ches decided to invest in himself as his financial advisor. I'm going to advise against that That seems like a very poor investment for Chad Seumach. Do you know anyone else you can invest? I mean, you know you know funny people, right? You're friends are comedies. You're brewer. You bet you're dead before it did

Give up somebody See what happens. I might help All right, so then someone tells Chad because it's funny right when he went live was right after I posted the latest Where these podcasts video on YouTube that Chad happened to be the subject of Carl just released a Video about you on YouTube. Oh Oh my god video about you on YouTube. Oh, oh my God. Does he realize he's just helping me? Because they come over to make fun of me and they realize I'm funny and they go,

oh, okay, we were wrong. So thank you for the free promotion, dummy. All right, let's pretend that that's how it works, Chad. Because what I'm waiting for is for Chad to be funny. Chad's angry. Never funny. I've been consuming a lot of this content lately. And not once as Chad even tried to be funny.

It's one thing if you're stuttering John and you're telling a hack lines about your wife and you're, chasn't even trying to tell a joke. He's just angry at every one. Wait, Carl, if you ever heard him talk about Walmart, maybe you just haven't heard the right fit. Oh, yeah, good point. That down maybe he's done was pretty good. At least the other guys are unintentionally funny. Yeah, right.

So according to Chad, it's great that we talk about him. Fine, you got that. I'll continue. Because people then go check him out and then they become fans of Chad because he's so funny. So I'm going to play the rest of this stream that he did. Let's see if he ever does get funny because that's not what I was waiting for. Jules David, just listen, just listen to Monday's Patreon. Great episode. Well, thanks, Jules. That was like my fourth podcast that day.

I was a little out of it, but I do appreciate it. So he has no confidence in himself. Jules David, of course, is a troll, as we know, because Jules David also trolls Stuttering John. It's not the real Jules David, but anyway, the point is this, she gives him a compliment, and he even he knows that it's not a real compliment.

He's like, listen, there was my fourth podcast that day. I didn't have my chops, but thanks, you know, I know I'm pretty good at this. So imagine being a content creator where how someone says you did a good show and you're like, God damn it, they're fucking with me. Yeah, because no one would actually say I did a good show.

Well, right. I mean, you could tell by that reaction to it that he doesn't believe it. Yeah, he sounded like a suspect OP. Yes. There's something similar about these guys that whenever they get a compliment, they're always suspicious. I always have one eye problem. You think I'm good? Is that possible? Yeah, I'm not buying it. So we talked about on a recent show Chad had an interesting flex where

he talked about how much shit he's got going on in his life and he was gonna go to the beach with his playlist and a chair And This is another weird flex about what a life he has going on. I don't know the internet lingo. I just find out what swathing is I Don't live online. I got other shit going on I wrote my bike for two hours today. I Got shit going off. Do you want the examples?

Or that's the only one you got? Usually somebody with a two hour bike ride just for fun has so much to do. That's what they squeeze that in. So I want to point out so far, all of these activities that Chad has listed to tell us about how he doesn't live his life on the internet have been both free and solo.

You notice that? It's number like I'm going out with my buddies. I'm treating them. We're gonna go to the game. No, it's never any of those, I got back seats. It's gonna be great. Never any of those stories. It's like I wrote my bike by myself

and went to the beach by myself. I listened to my playlist. Are you applying? He's not financially stable. I don't apply that. Yeah. And I'll point to the evidence once again, the most embarrassing thing that Chad's ever done, which is saying something, is when the host joked that he was broke, ran to grab a pile of cash to prove that he's not broke, which really only proves the opposite of that. So now, Chad's talking about how it would have been more

impressive if he made it rain with credit cards. Don't you think? Not bad. Yeah. I think I got a smith at here that's a Johnson. There's a Taylor. See, I'm going to film. I'm not he's credit cards that I have.

I don't know the Sputnik limit is, but we'll find out. Sorry to interrupt you all right So someone put in the comment about how he's making my show easy for me by doing these livestreams with different Goddard that is doing What makes great show segments for WAT key it doesn't I'm so sick of talking about that chat. Yeah, you'd be great. I've steel toe I'd be great on Joe Rogan. No, you wouldn't. No. What? He'd be terrible on Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan talks people he respects. He had, they're actually informed people with great stories or great knowledge. Chad has none of these things. Is there a chance that Chad thinks that Rogan still hosts for your factor? Is that why he thinks he would be good on the show?

Because he's like, I can get you a ball of worms. Yeah. Is that the Joe Rogo show he's talking about for your factor? Possibly news radio. All right. So what's his talent to his Andy Dick. Let's start promote. Well, he should be in the same place as Andy Dick right now. It's prison. He might be. All right. Let's, let's talk about the reason why he came on this live stream. The reason why you live stream today is because he's promoting his Patreon.

He's just, you just put out this amazing episode that we all have to hear. But yeah. So Patreon tomorrow, the Frank Files, where I read word for word, the Facebook exchange until he blocked me like a bitch. And it's good, you're gonna love it. And we dive deep, oh, we dive deep. So he's saying Frank Pellegrino, Chrissy Mayer's fiance, they had some back and forth on social media through DMs,

and Chad's going to expose it. He's gonna read or he already has read. The entire conversation, I'm happy to say, I have that episode. Well, definitely dive into it. I think ski mass was getting into that today. Card F, you were on ski mass doing that, right? Yes.

Was it as titillating as Chad's making it sound? This back and forth with Frank? with Frank Pellegrino? Yeah, I forgot how I pronounced his name. It doesn't it was it wasn't it wasn't that exciting? No, I wouldn't subscribe to his patreon for that. I love that he goes. It's an epic beatdown You guys gotta hear this. I'm not holding back this time watch out. I'm deep. Yeah, so he's a bit of a tool the whole back this time watch out. Dive deep. Yeah. So he's a bit of a tool.

I've noticed that. You should pay to hear me read and exchange that you could have seen for free if you were my Facebook friend. Yeah. By the way, I just want to point out there's a potato with a sad ahead on it's calling Chad a tool right now. That's what's going on. I know the channel said no one's going on the internet.

He claims he doesn't know what swathe is. This is like a live intervention. That's what's going on. I know the channel. It's going on the internet. He claims he doesn't know what swan is. This is like a live intervention. That's what's going on on the internet, Chad. I'll send him the link. Please do. You have my permission. So all right. Now, Gino joins the chat room.

And this is great because Gino is just poking the bear over and over again. All Chad has to do is ignore him. That's all he has to do. This is Chad Cho, no one else is on the show. No one's telling him what to do or what to talk about. Gino Biscante, this is really Gino, this is hilarious. He's such a loser.

Just fucking jump it in chat rooms on Reddit, tweeting. Got snow life outside fucking compound media. You really aren't good at this, you know, you know, you know what the joke is amongst all comics? You stink. Everybody, I'm past that more New York comedy clubs than you do and you live in the fucking city. I do more rooms in New York than you do. Chad just said, do you know what the running joke is amongst comedians? You stay. I thought it was the aristocrats. So if James saying that to be funny, that would have been funny.

But he's not. You know the running joke is you stick. It's a pretty good joke. Communities came up with that. All right, this is something you won't hear anywhere else. I happen to get audio from Chad's apartment in his bathroom in the morning getting ready for the day. He's looking at his mirror and this is what he says. You're a fucking fraud.

You're a nobody. You're a loser. See, Chad, that's stinking thinking. That's not what I was talking about before. That's why you're in nobody, you're a loser. See, Chad, that's stinkin' thingin'. That's not what I was talkin' about before. That's why you're in this predicament to begin with. He's up by yourself, bud. It'll be fine. All right, so you do have to admire Chad because he's got Gino in there goofing on him.

Actually, the entire Chad, why do I podcast is in there? I mean, I could go through all the names. It's hilarious. Every single person in there is clowning on Chad. And I didn't even bring this up when I joined the room. There were 12 people it peaked at 26 So chance doing the show for just trolls who think he sucks Well, it's better than seven in a room. I don't know. This is not good. This is some marketing planning I'm gonna put my Patreon.

And in order to goof on him, you have to subscribe to his YouTube show. And that's funny because he's bragging today on the show I was listening to about how he's always up to 2,000 subscribers on YouTube. So, can't be anymore subscribing. Just wanna like tell you your sock during your show. Anyway, getting back to this comment,

I like how good nature and chat is about this. Now we just kinda rolls with the punches. And now you're trying to play shock jock. Get the fuck out of my chat, you know, you piece of shit. You back down if I came up to you to your face too. And that is a threat. Time stamp at Cunt. Oh, we're having fun now.

Yeah, that was a blast. What a good time. I mean, Gino doesn't know how to take a punch. Let's just, we're having fun now. That was a blast. What a good time. I mean, Geno doesn't know how to take a punch. Let's just, we all know that. That's true. Yeah, I wouldn't be the first time. Even that tack at this point, punching Geno. Yeah.

It's been done, buddy. So you just heard how Chad is handling this criticism he's getting in real time on his show. He comes on the livestream today and explains why he's doing live streaming. I wanted to be a comedian. I don't want to do this shit. I'm only doing it because I'm having fun right now.

But this isn't my, I'm not set out to be a YouTuber or a Twitch streamer. I just want to do stand up. I like that he goes, guys, I'm not even trying to be a YouTuber, it's just so much fun to get out here and call people a cunt. Because they tell me I'm not even trying to be a YouTuber, it's just so much fun to get out here and call people a cunt. Because they tell me I'm not funny.

Yeah, not because I'm a terrible standup. No, no, no, no. And so this is once again, we always talk about this with Opie especially. Opie's so stupid and then his show format is bringing Chats up that offend him and trigger him to a point where he flies off the handle. Chad does the exact same thing as he starts to read Geno calling him out for his horrible

appearance on the Kevin Brennan roast, which of course we documented here at WATP. Last time we were both at the state, oh this really is him, you stunk up the dudes and crushed on the Kevin Brennan roast. Now you know what, you fucking went over your fucking time. You and fucking Berg did it 30 minutes and I fucking got fucked up on the intro. It's a rose, it's not my standup act. You're not even, dude, I've worked more than you

and Chrissy combined as a standup this year. And last year, so shut the fuck up. When was your last road gig that didn't involve Pennsylvania? You fucking nobody. Chad is such a moron. Why did you read that out loud? You fucking idiot. Oh, the reason why I was bad at the roast because you went over your time and then messed up my intro. It's like, Chad, it was a debacle. Your attempted roasting Kevin Brennan was so embarrassingly bad. The only person getting laughs was Aaron Berg roasting you in real time as you were trying to roast everyone else.

Fucking hilarious. I think the the situation from the Jersey Shore saw that roast and was like, that's the worst roast I've ever seen. You did Donald Trump, I think. Yeah, I remember that. It didn't go all out for him. Wait, let me play the beginning of that again. Last time we were both at the state. Oh this really is, and you stunk up the dudes and crud- The dais, Chad. You're a literate fuck. Oh! Chad, dude, the deuce. You stunk up the dais.

You're more on. I thought he took a shit in the bathroom. That's what I thought he was doing. No, but he took a shit on stage. I really don't like you anymore. This isn't even an act. I know you guys like to do WWE. I really think you're a piece of shit.

I don't like you. You're a suck ass. Akumi a suck ass. And you're just a liar, a compulsive liar. Get the fuck out of my chest and go do your shitty show no one watches and I mean no one watches. Something watchable. All right, this guy is talking to 20 people who are all goofy got him and trying to call

someone up for having a show that's not watched by a lot of people. You guys with me or what? Yeah, like the first of all, that's the wrong angle to think. Also, the fat thing is just like, all right, I'm going to get serious now. You haven't been joking at all. You're never joking, Chad. No one's accusing you of not being serious. Well, it's too bad for Chad that there's no way that when you're doing a YouTube live event

that you can kick people out of the chat. You know, there's just no button that does that. Dude, he really unfortunately. He needs an Andrea Brower, and I believe she needs a job right now. So maybe he can hire one of SudaryJod's ex-mods to get out there and start kicking people out of the chat. Although, I don't know what to be left with if he did that. Why are you on a chat room? You're fucking just like Frank, just a loser.

Go live a life offline. You piece of shit. I never go. Here's one thing I do. I never go to any of your, I never watch your shows. I don't go in your chat rooms. I don't follow you on social media. In fact, I blocked you on Twitter. So get the fuck outta here. Faggot. Wait a second. Wait a second.

Oh, she knows the loser, but she had to block him on Twitter. But she knows the loser and he's like, what are you doing online right now? You're the one live streaming. What do you mean? Don't you want people like Gina watching? I'm here to watch your show.

Yeah. This is the guy who wanted to come to our standup show at the improv. Streaming what do you mean don't you want people like Gino watching I'm here to watch your show This is the guy who wanted to come to our stand-up show at the improv and we're like we'd rather you not be there And then Gino shows up to his last year's like what the fuck are you doing here? I don't know it's kind of like what you do when you go online you're inviting anyone who wants to come watch to to come watch that. So, Chad wants everyone to know that he is living it up. He's living the life we should all be jealous of his lifestyle. Dude, my life's fine, dude. I went to Florida and I'm living it up.

It's fine. I work. Dude, I'm opening for Daniel Tasha at the end of the month. I'm opening for Jim Brewer. I'm headlining my own shows. You know, you don't have any of this. You don't feature, you don't headline, you don't do nothing. All right. This reminds me so much of Stuttering John talking about opening

for Ozzy Osborne and collective soul. That doesn't make you successful. Opening for Daniel Tosh does not make you successful. And I love that he promotes it too, like he plugs it at the ends of his livestream. He's like, all right, I'll be with Daniel Tosh next week Tosh next week like you're not gonna sell any tickets to that show Daniel Tosh is gonna sell all the tickets to that show No one's hoping that you bring 20% of the crowd into that room for For Tosh, but I

Guess he's having a good time Sounds it. Yeah, he sounds like he's doing really well Don't suck a dick with your headband and your cat. And he do what the cat is gay period. It's a gateway to gay if you want a cat and your guy, single guy, live them by themselves. Fucking Chad. And now declaring the people are gay. Like it's, I mean, he was cool in high school. I guess that was the cool thing to say in high school, probably. Like, oh, yeah, you're gay. So I hung out with Gino at the cotton house in Florida and his girlfriend is actually

extremely attractive. I don't think Gino is gay. I don't know if Chad has a girlfriend. I assume that he doesn't. I don't think he would go to the beach. He doesn't have a cat. So that's the part that we know. Yes, that's for sure.

Because if he did, that would be gay, obviously. He's even bad at his, his like anti-gay slurs. I mean, you know, I know that Don compound like Brennan and Gina and when Berg was there, they would all throw it around. But it's just like when he says it, it's like, it's not even remotely funny. I'm like, I think he's perpetuating a hate crime. Right. He's not having fun with it.

He's not doing it the right way. And I think he takes out like the Kevin Brennan persona here because Kevin will get riled up, but Kevin's also funny first. If Kevin gets fired up over something, it's because he actually is pissed off and he'll go after someone. But Kevin tries to be funny first.

Chad never tries to be funny. I was in this chat by the way, he ignores me. It's funny. Cause he'll acknowledge Aaron in there. He'll acknowledge Gino in there. I write shit, he pretends I'm not even in there. And I'm in there writing stuff like, okay, here's the angry part, when does it get funny?

Cause you're declaring that all of these people are coming over and finding you and finding out funny you are. And our now fans of yours like, can you demonstrate that at all? Is there ever gonna be a point where there's a joke? You want me to help you get attention as a troll? No, but God.

Oh, I could coach you if you want. Okay, yeah, that'd be great. All right. Any pointers? Well, not at this moment. Okay. I actually enjoy being ignored by him because I know he's reading it again.

He's reading everything. So the fact that he's ignoring it, he doesn't want to engage with who are these podcasts. Probably a good move on his part. So Chad finally figures out that Gino is fucking with him and he probably just start ignoring him. Alright, I'm ignoring Gino, he's fucking annoying. He's not only annoying in real life and on podcasts, he's annoying in chat rooms.

This guy's fucking, he just really knows what he's doing. He does. He's trying to push really knows what he's doing. Yeah, he does. He's, he's, uh, try to push your buttons at its working. He probably could have finished that insult. You know, he's really, knows what he's doing. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. This is proof right here that this in Chad's mind, he's still in high school. This is some high school shit. You're a cool me a suck, suck up. And by the way, Shed's mind, he's still in high school. This is some high school shit. You're a cool me a suck up. And by the way, you talk so much shit

on Chrissy mayor behind her back. I heard. And yet you suck up to her at the content house and you shit on me, go fuck yourselves. I heard that you were talking shit about Chrissy behind her back. And then to her face, she had to take your friends, but I heard that you actually said mean things about her.

Dude, Chad, I don't know what you're trying to achieve with this, but it's not gonna happen. Whatever you're trying to achieve, it ain't happening with this. I don't have to go through the history of this, but Gina was the reason why Chrissy has a show on Comp Out Media. Gina was the one that brought her on regularly

on his show and they have a very good relationship with each other. He was invited to the comedy show you wanted to be at and the content house that you wanted to be at. That's childish. It's kind of sad. And really what Elle comes down to is Chad's lashing out because Chad's a hurt little boy. Gina, if you ever, this is a threat, I will knock you out.

I will knock you out, Jeno. I will knock you out. We used to be friends. I used to think you were a good friend, but you showed your true colors. You really did. Aw, that's the saddest clip of all. I know.

I thought we were friends. But he says he's having a good time doing this. I know. I thought we were friends. But he says he's having a good time doing this. I love the chance. Well, no, you're hanging out with that crew and you guys don't like me anymore. But we were friends before. I thought he had moved on from high school

because his place looked like a dorm room. But yeah, he's at least a freshman. I don't think at this point. I guess not. I've barely done. He's got a chair, a playlist, and a hot plate. So what else does he need? And a poster of himself.

All right. So I do have some other things that I guess we'll have to get to another time. I liked that the 495 Marauder posted this on Reddit. He thinks that he should be Chad Cheterson from Nahuan because Chad really is on Foddy in every single way. Every attempted humor falls so flat. He's just, I don't know, he's not going to jokes, I guess. So whatever, he's close to 2,000 subs on YouTube, he's going gonna be a YouTuber, so good luck, buddy. We're all room for it. I'm sure that's the way to Patreon, right?

I'm sure if he's got 2,000 free subs, he's got to have what, at least 1,000 Patreon subscribers, I think it's close to 200. Oh, okay. And by the way, just based on the fact that I hopped on Schemesk on the sad Chad Show for a minute today, and just the fact that ski mask is playing Chad show from his Patreon, there is a percentage of people

who follow Chad on Patreon because they dislike him and they goof out his content. So that's saying something too, it's like he doesn't have a ton of people supporting him. And there's a percentage of those people who don't like him. So that's not a good sign. But I don't know, he'll come out of winner, I'm sure. A lot of people's careers take a big nose dive

that come right back up. So I'm sure that'll be the case. Oh, wow, to what do I owe this pleasure? Look who's back at the show. Wow, Vic. Hey. Hello. Welcome back to the show, Vic.

How you been? Thank you. I've been busy. Yeah. They're making me work as a woman. And I find that very disrespectful. It's fucked up. That's fucked up.

I should be in the kitchen. You should be in the kitchen right now, actually. Isn't done. Thanks for giving tomorrow. What are you doing here? My husband's doing it, so we're fine. Wow, look at you. Maybe you should do a podcast about how to train your man.

Do you try to use the coin technique? No, no. I use beers. You know, anytime he does a good job, I just give him a beer. And then also, it makes me look prettier, so he stays married to me. That's a good point. We always say we always say for isotope show, the more you drink, the better we sound. And I think that there's a similar scenario with your marriage,

someone came with a funny nickname for you podcast tit man. I don't know if that's going to stick her down. I don't think so that's gonna stick her up. I thought it's fair enough. All right, it's time to play a game. Cardiff, you can't play this game because you know all the answers. I don't know the answers. I bet you do. Welcome to who said it? The official podcast game on W-A-T-P. Brought to you by patreon.com slash card of electric and the card of electric YouTube channel. Subscribe to the audio. Okay Carl and co-host who said it?

Our first entry. Kertif, who are the possible choices nowadays on who said it? Could you give us us enough data that? Okay, sure there's Chad Zomak. There is Tom Myers, Jerry Banfield, Sturgeon, I guess. Yeah, I guess. OP. OP, yes, OP. And that's it. I only have a chance on the Yeah, no ash. Don't worry. Ash is gone. And she didn't do enough shows. Okay, no Patrick Michael Patrick,

Michael be sex, right? Sorry. Yes. Yeah, so there's six possibilities here. See, we can't even keep even the guy makes the game can't keep track of that. Let's get out of control. Let's try to fuck us up. Who said it? Our first entry. Who said it? Let's get out of control. Let's try to fuck us up. Alright, I'll take the first stab at this. That sounds so ridiculous that I have to go

with patty seecups. Christian, what say you? I wanna be different, but it doesn't seem like anybody else. The New Zealand is the thing that I'm really getting hung up on. So yeah, I'm going patty seecups. You know what's funny is that oftentimes when we think patty seeke up to Opie, which is very telling for the way

both of their brains work, Vic, what do you think? I'm gonna go Opie because I'm so sheltered. Yup, I wouldn't be surprised. Producer Chris, I'm gonna go Opie. All right, two Ops, two pets. Two, three. You're checking this out in New Zealand, which I find completely amazing.

I want to be in one of those giant balls rolling down a hill, by the way. I think that's what you're known for. And I think you have way too many sheep. When we see sheep in New Zealand, we think, oh my God, how amazing is that? But then I hear that there's way too many sheep and they don't know what to do with the damp sheep and New Zealand.

It's kind of like the kangaroos in Australia. Our next day. That's what I was thinking. First off, Cardiff, I don't know if you represented that as well as you could have. The way that you edited that was very different than what opi actually said Obviously, yeah God damn it. All right, so uh

Vick and Chris each have a point on the board Kind of come from behind like Japan did today Still mad about that Who said? always question everything. Everything. Don't just, you know, don't just let it be served to you. Question why. Who said? God damn it that you know in there is a towel, but I feel like it's to throw me off a little bit. Jerry Bannfield. What do you think, Christian?

I'm going to Tom Myers. Okay, thick. I'm gonna go Jerry Bannfield as well. I'm gonna go to Chris. I went Bannfield. Okay, I like Myers by the way. That was one of the ones I was thinking of as well. Let's see.

I'm gonna go to Chris. Why is this too calculated? Yeah. Two's see. Why is this too calculated? Yeah. Two, three. Another question I got for you. Is there any words of wisdom, something you've learned along the way that you could maybe help our fellow listener, something that you've learned in life,

regarding personal life or comedy, something that you could share with our good listeners here? Who the fuck is that? I can't even pick that out. That's the interviewer wait. Oh I'm like Jesus Let's words of wisdom Always question everything everything Don't just you know don't just let it be served

to you. Question why, whatever that case may be, whether it's your, you know, your politicians, your local career choices, whoever, just always question it. I'm, I got my head on a swivel Darren Carter. I don't trust anybody. I don't know if that's the way to live. Our next entry, who said we are all on the same team here. We are all pro-America. We are all anti-Trumpism. Who said it? God, it seems like a Tom Myers thing. But hold on, nobody got the last one, right? Correct. Correct. Yeah, no one picked Zumaq on the last one. Thanks for rubbing it in, Cardiff.

Hey, Carol. I know he's pumping his stupid little potato fist over there, so proud of himself. All right, so we're all pro-American anti-Trump. So you got to think Tom Myers or Stuttering John. Hope he wouldn't say that. Patrick Michael, I don't think would say that. I forget all the fucking different characters.

Fucking I'm going zoom-ok. I'm going zoom-ok with a question. What do you think? For me, Trump equals Stut Joe. So I'm going Stuttering John. Yeah, yeah, I agree with that, Vic. I'm gonna go Tom Myers. Yep, those are good choices.

Producer Cress. Bandfield. Okay, what's final? One, two, three. We're all on the same team here. We are all pro-immers. It was too easy! God damn it!

America, we are all anti-Trumpism, you know, and some like, I mean, stop it. I mean, YouTube, stop it. I already emailed you and told you this. So stop it already. We, this is a progressive show. Go after shows that are about hate. This is about love and accurate information and reporting the truth and nothing. We are not misleading anybody. You'll stop it. YouTube, I'm telling you. Here from my lawyer. This show is all about love. We fucking hate Trump. We're not lying to anybody except for everyone who's paying to subscribe to this page.

Right. They're the only ones who are lying to you. The only people I'm lying to, the people who said they're going to get content in November. That's. No, no, no, that was for October. I don't know if you understand. Oh, if you understand. Right.

I forgot about that when he was getting people like take it off of his YouTube and he thought it was because YouTube was like looking for specific words he was getting people like taken off of his YouTube and he thought it was because YouTube was like looking for specific words he was saying if he said Trump that they would like Oh yeah, decrease his audience because you can't talk about Trump but he's so stupid. Uh, our next entry, who said, there's lots of things you can't do without a license. As a regular handyman, I couldn't do a whole lot. Like, I couldn't do any plumbing or any electrical work. I couldn't do anything like with sheet metal or roofing. Who said it? That sounds like a Jerry band feel to me.

I'm going Jerry, all the way Christian, what do you think? I agree, because I can't imagine Chad or Stuttering John or Opie anywhere in your sheet metal. So, you know, I think. The only other possibility is maybe Patrick Michael, but he doesn't talk about professions very often. He doesn't get his hands dirty. No, I think what do you think? I'm going to go patty seecups just in case.

Okay. He thinks he's a lot of things. That's true. And a handyman's probably one. That's true. That's true. What a hand in man's probably one. That's true. That's true. What do you think producer Chris? Fuck.

Stutgeo. Okay. By the way, I should point out we have a three way tie. Christian, Vic, and Chris all have one point. I have zero points. Nope. No surprise. Let's go, bandfield.

Let's go. Let's get me back in the game here. Just skip this one. Two, three. Then I googled what exactly would I need to do to be a handyman? What kind of license is my need? How much would it cost? Sorry.

All right, I'm just trying to get back in the game. All right. Two to one to one to one. Long story short, there's lots of things you can't do without a license. As a regular handyman, I couldn't do a whole lot. Like I couldn't do any plumbing or any electrical work. I couldn't do any, anything any electrical work. I couldn't do anything like was she maddle or roofing? There's a ton of stuff you can't do as a handyman.

So I kept, I looked up licensing and being a general contractor. I even looked up online colleges for construction. This is the kind of morning it was in my head. Our next entry. Online colleges for construction. This is the kind of morning it was in my head. Our next entry. Construction. I really wanted to pull like 20 minutes of this clip. He was having a crisis. Up one morning, just wanted to give it all up and was looking for you. It was he's funny.

Well, suddenly, by the way, I've got it up. That sounds like that sounds like fun, I've got it up. That sounds like fun. I've linked colleges for construction. What kind of experience do you have? Oh, I've been on the internet the last two years. What else do you need? All right. People are saying, actually specifically Dennis Michaels thinks that Cardiff should get

a point for any rounds where we all miss it. So Cardiff has a point. Christian has to. So the rest of us all have one. And I don't know how many, what we have left. This might be it, let's find out. Who said it? Oh wait, did I just hear, wait, what's going on?

What just happened? Do we listen to one just now? I thought we were finishing up Banfield. We in a general contractor, I even looked up online colleges for construction. The marketing thing you were keeping in was. The game opened over again. Our next endure, who said it? I would never trust a five year old to what a good song is.

Because like when we're five, the songs we like are shit. Who said it? Oh, bad. I just agree with that sentiment. I think I have to go with Patty Seacups on this one. Christian. Yeah, I mean, I know that Cardiff tries to be really clever with these, but we haven't had them. And that was the one that got wrong. I'm going back, Patty Seacups.

Vic. I'm gonna go Chad Zuma. I'm gonna try to steal the point. I like it. That sounds like the kind of humor he would come up with. Producer Chris, Petticee Cups. Okay. For some reason, the back of my head,

I'm thinking this might be Tom Myers. I don't know why. I don't know why. Let's find out. Let's go. One, two, three. And then I played it for my wife and kids and my five-year-old daughter sings it

So that's how you know you got a winner on your hand. I would never trust a five-year-old mother fuck it I say to trust my first instinct and I always get away with my second thought Yes, cuz this wait is card if get the point of this Stupid fucking spot. I like playing this game. I bet you do. Well, we're five. The songs we like are shit.

Tom, the wrong people got on that plane. I was thinking that I wasn't gonna say it. I was gonna say it. Hell yeah. We hope that DeSantis' campaign goes down like that place, right? That's right. You know, that was a preview. They wrote him that song.

And if he wins, they're going to write him one called, give me three steps, Mr. Toward Fascism. I'm going to take that one. Oh, Walter. That's the one of the day The plane crash you ma Now you know who said it brought you by stuck John Khan The very third and four there's a There's a such a guy. It's damn good though.

It's a fucking guy. No, I can't make it to dabble-com, but I am gonna go to Stuttio-com. Fuck, I can't see there. It's picking up momentum now. All right. So wait, Cardiff and I are tied after that entire game? All right, I declare the winner would be Christian. Good job.

Hey, Christian, I'm done. Oh, there's a saboteito there. Very impressive. You can put a fuck in him. I'm just gonna have to make it harder next time. All right, we're gonna do our usual thing, because I do not have a... Oh no, I do have a teaser. Let's do that. The teaser, the teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is the part of the show we play. Cliff and the podcast, we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts.

This is a show that is called TA2SQUID Podcast. And I haven't heard of this. A Squitties, this is Dre AttatuSquid Podcast with Lisa from Sass and Sips. So pretty much you're all sassy and you're sipping. I guess. Yes. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, that's usually how we do.

But happy Friday. I know that you said you have work today, which you usually how we do. But, happy Friday. I know that you said you have work today, which you don't usually do. Thank you for being on the show here. Thank you for having me. No problem, no problem. And folks, if you don't know, my name is Dre, and I don't really, I interview, not interview.

I talk to over podcasters. This is like a season of it, so I might change it up and do something next season. I don't know. But. So this is the show we're reviewing on the next episode, T-A-2 Squid Podcasts, this is a suggestion from Doug from who's right, who will be joining us this weekend

coming off for the next episode of, who are these podcasts looking forward to that. Of course, what have we done today? We've done it all. We've literally done it all off the vine with Caitlin Bristow, our friend Christian, fell in love with Warren, one of the guests on the show, Steader It's All Because of the Coin. Yeah, I know. Yeah, that was impressive. We had Chad Chatterson live streaming of course We had Stuttering John finally

Reemerging on a radio show and that was just one of the interviews he did this morning So we'll definitely check out the other one they did as well So you know what that means it's's time to wrap things up. Christian, where could people find you in the Black cast? Well, you can find the Black cast. We have a YouTube channel, BLA DTCAST. And I have half as many subscribers as Chad Zumock, but I think that they're at least happier. And we do a few shows on there. We talk about a lot of movies and TV shows and such. And also you can just subscribe anywhere you get your podcast, black cast, B-L-A-D-T-C-A-S-T. And I'm on Twitter and Instagram at Christian DMZ, just living on my past glory Uncle Rico

style from the 10 years ago when I was on Dennis Miller show. Yeah, when you sign up for Twitter, it's hard to change the head. So I told you that. It's true. Well, Christian, thanks again for coming on the show. We definitely appreciated you being here. It looks like I lost Cardiff in the mix somehow. He had to go back in the microwave for another 30 seconds.

He was a dumb yet. All right. Christian, thanks so much for coming on, buddy. I really appreciate it. Very happy to be here always, you know, and the fact that I didn't just get to talk about the show that we had talked about, but the fact that I got stuttering, John and Chad Zumaq. I mean, this is, this is the real Thanksgiving is right here. Talking to you a lot to be thankful for my friends. I agree with you on that.

Yeah, you'll be out again. I really appreciate a good talk to you, buddy. Absolutely. Happy to do it and great to see you again, Chris and Vic. Wonderful as always. And Cardiff, I miss you already. All right, I'm hungry too. Please join us again next time. It might be the outside. We find out what's for all. Who are these podcasts? Leave well, everybody.. Hey the most this of morning radio. Get out of show. These old right now. Okay.

Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. All right, let's get right to we're running over on our time. Let's get right to the important part of the show. We will reveal, reveal, reveal. With Vic. Uh-huh. And Cardiff?

Uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second. Vic and Cardiff, do we have any new reviews that you'd like to read to us? We do. How would this kind of awkward? I wasn't expecting thick, but oh, were you not? Have you been reading reviews? So you're stealing another thing from me, Carter? Oh, that's fine. You're fine. Next. Did you read reviews last show? No. okay, three reviews. We'll keep it short and sweet. I have six, but whatever I don't care. I can't do math

Fucking counting is not math. Three-card is all right because he's running long sure this first one is gave me diarrhea by Opie's wife's boyfriend not bam and all it says is fart noise It sounds like a five-starred man. It is. Thank you. It helps the algorithm. I appreciate it. The next review is Effing Regards. Eff these Effing-regarded regards. Okay, I think that there's a G instead of a T in there for some reason. Is that a five-serre view? Yes Very good I'm sorry. Do you still root for us to get bad reviews that used to be your thing?

I fucking hate that fucking gritty little potato such a prick Vic He's such a prick. Vic? This last one is no Stuttering John by Ghercom. He says boring, kind of saw that coming. Only thing worse is if you had shooly. All right, I'm gonna guess at that is a two star review. So one star. I was being optimistic for one of the haters. But now Stuttering John's back for like two episodes.

At least. Yeah. Yeah, although I have to say, I haven't really missed him that much. I've been pretty happy doing Stuttering, no, Stut Joe, Goddamn for a few weeks here. Wow, no three and a half hour shows anymore. Oh, thank God.

Although this one, yeah, we're almost there. This one's getting there. Are you doing a show Saturday? I am, yes. Okay, you'll get to work. Yeah, definitely get to work. Also, I do have a note in from Hannah saying that she should be here on Saturday

for all the Hannah fans out there. So, Cardiff, you will not be needed, but Vic, you're always welcome, of course. Oh, of course. Any other reviews? Here's one more. All right, let's hear it. How dare you?

May Patties, sea cups, suffocate you a whole? Gotta think that's a five-star review. Yes. Hmm, that's a weird one. It's a weird one, at least. All right, well, thanks guys. Thanks for the reviews. Thanks for star review. Yes. Hmm. That's a weird one. It's a weird one, Natalie. All right. Well, thanks, guys.

Thanks for the reviews. I appreciate that. You know, even though we've jumped to the shark, I can't see one star jump to the shark. All right, let's hit these voicemails real quick, starting with El Horible. Cool. Hey, Charles, you good, but El Herible.

I just wanted to thank you for making a donation to my fundraising trip to beautiful Rochester, New York, in February. It looks like my mom's going to let me go because fundraising is going great. I don't know if you heard, but Cardiff did an hour long episode dedicated to trying to raise money for me. That potato is one cool fry. Anyway if you wanted to do a show to raise money for me that would be great too but you don't have to but I'm just looking forward to seeing you in a beautiful

Buffalo short for Step John Con. I got my baby shoot.. Well, you know, maybe we can hang on the beach in a shirt off. You know, anyway, I'll see you there, buddy. Thanks again. Be a david. Got it. That guy was going so well. I have to go halfway through. I just took a dabble fond for that Mexican. That's well done. Of course, that is the guy who wears the Mexican wrestling mask and does the devil or news network. He was still doing John's neighbor maybe still is and he is coming to I did donate five dollars towards the cause to make sure that you could get the Rochester for dabblecon. Vic what do you think you're gonna come to a dabblecon? Oh fuck no I can't't stand stuttering John stuff. It's it's horrid. You know what a whole weekend of it

No In Rochester and it's gonna be called Carl. It might be freezing cold. There's gonna be snow I don't know I've been you know driving my car around a lot to get the global warming thing going even more Trying to get to in your part. Yeah, I can see you two in the atmosphere every chance I guess I don't know you used to bike around all right used to be like oh I bike around listen to the episodes Fucking loser Yep, she's got me there Back to the watch house

Car what the fuck is wrong with you? No one uses cash. So you cash every day car what the fuck is wrong with you no one uses cash he cash every day what the fuck you talking about since when do you support the cashless bio security hunger gained society control grid yet cuck you fucking cashless society love and cuck fuck you all right bitch I don't support the cashless society dystopian future sir i was just mentioning that most people pay with cash and stores for my observations

maybe i'm wrong and carlison into the new episode and you're on the who said it game and someone just read about their years being smelly and you thought it was Patrick michael because of all the different headphones. Yes. I'm here to let you know that the reason Patrick Michael's ears stink is because it's gazed ears. I don't know if you've ever been around anyone who has your gazed ears, but they fucking stink because it's especially in open room that you've got.

Open for as many years as you have it in. So in open room. I'm hoping for as many years as you have it in. So in the open wound. Yeah, as soon as you said that, I kind of figured it was because I've been around people like that and they especially felt like that. Congratulations on getting that one right, even though he lost.

Yeah, that is a good point. The ear gauge is probably not helping the cause. When he was talking about how his ears stink and then his headphones stink after he wears them. Correlation causation thing here, I think just people with their gauges are dirty. Yeah, I don't think it's an open wound. It's not like what's between VIX lags or something like that. It is a gas. Hey Carl, Gary from San Diego. Well, you always say observant report when it comes to stuttering john and i'm observing his twitter feed

and all of a sudden on sunday it says i'm going to be hosting a comedy show at the double-Z uh... bar and grill in cedar rapids i will i can't believe it initially he says and uh... in uh... november

i'm not going to be doing my podcast anymore i I've got personal issues. I can't do anything for two months. Yet, the day before Thanksgiving, he's showing up at a comedy club, or a WZ bar and grill in a Cedar Rapids, Ocene Comedy Club special. This is unbelievable. What's going on? Can you get to the bottom of this? How can he host it? A comedy special when he's got personal issues. Anyway, get back to me if you find out anything. I know you've got a lot of sources out there. We're counting on you, Carl. Okay, bye. Yeah, no problem, Gary. I appreciate you're concerned. I was worried about that too. All those personal issues You had now the study's drinking themselves to almost a death in Iowa So kind of weird. So Gary called back at he did he decided to do some investigative reporting of his own

Hey Carl Gary again. There's just a quick follow-up on this Double Z bar and grill appearance by Stuttering John. I actually called them just hung up and they said, yeah, John's going to be here Wednesday evening. The day before Thanksgiving. So I wonder if he's even going to see his kids on Thanksgiving. I don't think so. That's unusual. Yeah. Okay. I guess he didn't care about his kids. He's ready to do the comedy special. Okay, talk to you later. Yeah, I guess he didn't care about his kids. He's ready to do the comedy special. Okay talk to you later. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing Gerrins good observation. I'm like, I'm worried to lay it on thick

Guys I have good news Paco is back Yeah, it was so calm. This is Paco You know I used to love when you would be like, oh, yeah, what have we done today? You know Andy would be like oh, we've done it all and then you'd like no you stupid. We try to be it Yeah, I haven't done it all. We still gotta get to the teaser Yeah, you should do that to Andy I missed I missed Faka. It's got some great observations on the show and good taste. Yeah. He actually called in I think 14 times in a row. Yeah. When's so covers parko? Um, did it meet or that shot too much guy? Uh,

Coke out. It looks like he just hit a fat rail and he's like shaking his stuff like he did a little bit too much And he's freaking out inside, but he doesn't want to say nothing. So he just rambles on about nonsense That's just what I see dog, you know what I'm saying? He's a fucking figure or something All right. Yeah, I'll see you guys later. You know, shout out to producer Chris. I'm not gonna just put a random chat. You know, I shout out to patty see cups. I never give that full a shout out. I think it's due time. I don't see you guys later. Yeah, I mean, there might be some truths to that. I know that producer Chris and I had our theories when Chad was first on our show and didn't go well. That's great.

Yeah, we're so close to Taco. No, for real, dude. That dude looks like how I feel when I'm broke down. Like he's embodying that. Allegedly, allegedly. But I'm just saying that he's like the way he looks, dude, is literally how you feel. Or it's supposed to to I don't know about it that's why it's got a big C on the back there's a cocaine alright

I'll see you guys later you know what maybe this is last boys man I'm gonna send you I know I sent you a bunch but you know how it is thought you already know how it is man alright so Paco, he did send me another boy, so I'll play this one. I'll play this one for you. Yeah, what's up, man? This is Paco. You know what you were doing next,

you're doing Mark segment, man. I was kind of starting to feel bad for the guy, but then he started just speculating you, dog, calling you fake. Call you one of the realest podcasts is out there. You keep it real all the time That's not cool and this pulls over here. Hey, no, no, see this this is where this is where I thought of life You can't disrespect Mr. Hamburger, you know what I'm saying? You just can't do it. You know Chad, I hope you You know, I don't care Chad. Hope you got a good life. You know whatever

You know I don't care Chad hope you got a good life. You know whatever Don't be dissing hamburger tacos got my back. I Appreciate that can't do it. I try every week you do All right, here's another observation about Chad You know I have to say Listening to Chad do mom can we come and I'm just somebody I listen I don't watch the YouTube So I just listen to it and every time I'm hearing chat I'm hearing breaking old beat and I keep hearing him wanting him to go Okay, goodbye For some weird shit like that

I mean We like to be like do these people have a Fucky type Like this thing is to belt this kind of voice. It's just, it's right to be insane. Because it's like, I mean, when you do the who said it, I don't know who the fuck said it. Because they all sound the fucking thing.

What's the point? Fuck. What the fuck? I had to play that one. Because it did ask a quack out of that. I enjoyed his rage on that call. Yeah, a lot of people have told me that they think the Chan and Opie sound very similar. I don't know who should be insulted by that, but someone certainly should be insulted by that.

Hey, Carl, I just wanted to give you guys my condolences on every winning a game of who's headed. Now that Cardiff has both Patrick Michael and Lorenzo in his arsenal, you guys are fucked. Call me back. Well, we haven't officially had a Lorenzo yet. Yeah. And I'm going to declare that if we start adding some of these new characters, we got to subtract some of the old ones, because it's too much. I was thinking about Lorenzo, but you said the other day that he's playing along, so he's kind of not fun. He's a good egg, but he's also ridiculous. That was a pretty funny.

All right, this is, I guess I was talking about Star Trek, because I don't remember how I came up with a conversation. Maybe it was Lorenzo talking about like Star Trek as if that was like this utopian society in the future. Yeah, and it was, it was talking about like a lot of musk buying Twitter and how that was a good thing. Maybe it was Bamfield. Regardless.

Yeah, yeah, it was completely Bamfield. All right, regardless, this came in. Hey, Karol, I'm no expert on Char Trek, but with some of your last comments about Star Trek, I think you might be getting a call from Tab, but I have some corrections, sir. Don't call me back. I was actually surprised I didn't hear from Tab on that because there's no way I was corrected what I was talking about.

I don't watch Star Trek. No. You're pretty smug. I mean, I'll be smug about it, but I won't launch it. Oh, I think you'll like this observation here, producer Chris. Carl, when you said you were going to fund a show about Patrick Michael just getting into situations, I can't believe nobody drew the connection, but it's exactly like an idiot abroad, but we will just send him to just normal cities in the US and just have him react to everything. I would take out a million dollar on a small loan of a million dollars

and I would fund this project. I want to see Patty Seacups just getting into normal everyday life situation, just like Carl Pilkington, but even better, we need to make this happen, Carl. We have to. I honestly think that'd be a good shot. I think it should be cities in Indiana and he'd just be like, whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Yeah, I still think that is a brilliant idea because the guy came to a dollar general without getting very flustered. Yeah, right. God, that threw him off. What do you, how do you feel about self-checkout, Vic? I love self-checkout. I don't have to interact with like retards.

Yeah, it's quick. It's easy. It's easy. In Indiana, they have like the world's largest sex store, like somewhere around Indiana. And I would love to just, you know, livestream patty sea cups in that store. And then what would your role be now? Specifically. Nothing. Nothing. He's disgusting. His ears smell. I feel like I'm able to get a green lip, but I don't know. I'll talk to the powers that be. Right.

See what they think about it. All right, one more voicemail on here. This is coming in from our pal, Tony Michaels. Hey, Gavin, Johnny Michaels here. Who is your latest go host, bus driver, Randy? When that guy talks, he sounds like he's holding down his crippling shame in club footage cut. I see you're planning a weekend in Rochester.

What do you call him that thing? I want to fuck Stuttering John Bitton, where's my invite? You pussy cut. I see your wife is hosting a Bukaki party. I bet you're excited to watch 17 in cells spray your wife like an elephant that hasn't had ejaculated in months. You two feet cuck. I gotta go stricter poison. Drive in, drive out, drive through. I don't care for Tony, the real Tony Michaels with the fake ones, very funny.

Yeah. That last part, is that on the Sunday? Oh, the Bukaki party. Yeah, if you stick around through Sunday, on the devil cod. That's something that won't be at such a cod. There's no Bukaki party at such a cod. Only a devil cod. That's no bucacu party at such a hot cod. Only a dabble cod.

That's an exclusive, an extensive race. I'm volunteering myself. Crows. All right, that's enough of that. Vick, thanks for coming on. Card up, thanks for coming on. Thank you.

What a long day of podcasting. This has been too long, because I might say, did I tell you guys about the Germany game this morning? We got a car. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over.

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