Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep364 - Ta2squid Podcast

Episode Date: November 27, 2022

This week we review a show that's about seven things - wrestling, heavy metal, comic books, horror, horror movies, Funko Pops, and camping. I know, yet ANOTHER podcast about these seven things. Doug from Who's Right joins us as we try to decide whether it's okay to refer to the host of the show as an r-word. Then we check out Stuttering John's Q&A in Iowa, some new Chad Zumock song parodies (keep 'em coming), Chad on Cardiff's show, Harrison Young, and the best ever round of Who Said It? we've ever played. Tickets for DabbleCon – http://watplive.com/  https://whosrightpodcast.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This he show hosted by Drey? Doug, how did you find this one? I apologize. Wow. Take too many love for go. It was going on. A friend of mine turned me on to it. And I listened to it for 15 minutes. And I thought, well, I'm going gonna put this in my back pocket. It would be a good one for the next time. Time out. Time out.

Pause, pause. A friend of yours recommended the show to you to listen to because of the quality of it. Okay. So it's not like a fan of the show, go and do. You gotta hear what this guy's been. No, it's pretty incredible. So like I said, I had then my back pocket

and then when we were figuring out what to do, I'm like, well, fuck, we'll just do this one. Yeah. And then I started listening to it and it's like, it's unclippable, it fucking sucks. What were you talking about? You have like 32 clips out of here. I think it's not good, it's not good, clipable.

Okay. All right, well, you know what? I'm gonna let you get us started. Introduce our audience to tattoo squid podcast Doug so I will say my my clip that sums up the show is number 31. All right And also Basically we could yeah Yeah, this guy's not great at talking.

It's one of the problems with this challenge. You know, this is one of those shows where it's a nerd who pretends he has a show. And he also hangs out with other nerds who pretend they have shows and they do each other's shows and play pretend together, like they're a whole make-believe network of make-believers getting together and do each other's shows.

So I listen to a recent episode and what he's doing now, the Drey, the host of the show, this season of his show is getting other podcasters on to talk about their shows and this gets off to a rough start. Now I would like to introduce the one, the only bee. Hello Squitties or Squedarians or whatever you want to be called. Just don't call me late for dinner. Ha, that's an old joke. But anyway, alright, we got here, we got Dan from the Happy Moment Podcast and I found out what the Happy podcast is and but we'll let

Dan tell it much better because he's a fan of like I'm a fan of this genre of a kind of movie Godzilla. Oh boy. Now no offense to Tony from hack the movies but if you're really into Godzilla there's something wrong with you. I agree. I agree. So I didn't even listen to that episode. And you've already taken away one of my clips. Oh no. What I clipped from a different episode

starts out exactly the same way. And. Now I would like to introduce the one. The only me. Hey, squidies. All right. People who wasn't the show are squidies, apparently. We're letting that. I don't think there's a lot of squidies. So the videos I was looking through on his YouTube channel,

it looks like there's, I don't know if squidies should be pluralized. I think it's singular. I think it's squidie. I think it's singular. I think it's squeaky. And I think that's me. I think I'm the only views on there from what I get. Maybe you as well. Yeah, I noticed that too. So I want to introduce you guys to this guy Danny brings in from a happy moment podcast. And he explains where he got the name for his podcast from. It's actually a line from Godzilla versus monster zero in 1965. Godzilla film. And so they come to the planet. They fight Godzilla and Rodan win the fight.

And so then the bleed alien, the controller of planet X, he turns to the human astronauts. And he says a happy moment. And it's a great movie. And that combined with the fact that I just wanted to do a podcast where I talk about the things that I enjoy and make me happy. So I had to make a moment made sense for that.

And that's where I got the title from. No! No! This guy sells like he's presenting in front of his class. Oh, today's the day. Oh, I do a podcast. Doug, please save us. Did you find any fun clips out here?

Like you said, I pulled 30 something clips. There's some that I want to make sure we get to. And then there's some that if we need to fill space before we get to Zuma, then we can go ahead and play. We're going to JAPAC show. So I'll kill or no filler today, Doug. You just pick out the best ones. All right, so I'm going to start with,

I do want a bad mouth to guy a little bit. So my clip number two is what I'm getting ready to introduce is it seems like Drey, the host of the show likes to let you know how much he knows, and then the more that he tries to do that, the more you realize he doesn't know a fucking thing. Sorry, we got like an air bubble in there. You know, Squitties, it's Drey from Tension Squitt quit podcast and my guest today is stew from stew world order from the Pennsylvania state so The mining company of the world anyway, no, but

Holy shit, I company of the world. I have that same cliff. That's so funny. Yeah, I think you met the mining capital of the world Probably make a little more sense of Ben Company. You know, Pennsylvania, that great company. Yeah. They're pretty productive over there. So you listened to this episode as well? I checked out a little bit of the beginning of it because I didn't realize the show had a video format

until I was at all the way done listening to the episode that I listened to. And then I got very intrigued by what this gentleman looked like, which I'm going to get to do in a little bit. But first, let me just point out what a dork this guy Dan is. So, yes, I'll show. They go on all these adventures, but to the point, we didn't have this little thing on the guys like belt hoop, you know, and just go, you know, kind of like

aquaman, but you know, aquaman has that sense of you, you know, you go, you know, I want to hear this guy do a podcast about pussy episode one. You. Alright, so you'll be shocked to find out that this guy Dan is into pro wrestling. I know, usually that's like the cool people. Cool dorks. What else are you into there, Dan? A big wrestling fan.

Yeah. Wrestling been watching that since I was seven years old maybe? That's the right age. Yeah, there's a four-man people. We just went to, yeah, I did a wrestling thing with Elle. Guy, we're gonna do more wrestling here. Yeah, there's a four-man people We just went to yeah, did a wrestling thing with Elle guy. We're gonna do more wrestling here Yeah, you can never have no wrestling. Oh, you can never oh, that's true wrong. Yeah Now obviously my buddy Vinnie Pauline. I was a big wrestling fan Mm-hmm, and I like to rib him from time to time about that because it's about the company you keep sometimes and it just so happens

That this guy's favorite wrestler is also brought the hitman hire But wrestling who's your favorite like wrestler all time. Yeah Who's your favorite wrestler yesterday? When you were seven Well, I think that's true too. So now our host, Dre, our fearless host here, he is an undertaker guy. He's a big undertaker guy. And I know I'm not mistaken. You're a big undertaker guy.

How can you tell? Yeah. That's like, I think I said that numerous times I'm like, I guess yeah Yeah, but I do I wish and I've been trying I've been trying to like post something on there and get the undertaker to come on Hopefully My god, I'll be tongue tied. I'll be like Yeah, I can't get a word in it. That's not what a big tug-tie is. So, he's a big undertaker guy and he has a similar approach as

Centering John does to try to get Joe Biden on his show. He like tweets at him. He's like, hey, I got a Joe. You want to come out some time. But he's nervous about it because he actually got to talk to the undertaker. It would be pretty crazy considering the things the undertaker, it would be pretty crazy considering the things the undertaker has done in his past. I want everyone to listen very closely to this clip

because what I'm going to reveal to you is that this man, not a boy, man, Dre, thinks that wrestling is real. I think my favorite version of Undertaker was the Ministry of Darkness. Wow, really? Yeah, he was a real bad actor in that time and I kind of like the evil characters, you know?

Oh yeah, I mean, but he was like really fucking evil. I mean, that was evil when, because I think we could, you don't see like most wrestlers go to somebody's house even the boss's house Mm-hmm and kidnap like the daughter Yeah, I remember that where to Stephanie returns around in the car Was like, you know, no not even that but he was at like the he was like at the house of Vimst McMahon You know, and then they were all standing there like with like like torches or some shit and And you know bang on the door like a staffer day I was like what the fuck is he's a

Buckshin now he's gonna get arrested. It's still It's where he was gonna get arrested Okay, so I need your opinion. I need some help on this. I need some guidance. I need some coaching. So when I was listening to this, trying to get ready for this show,

I was trying to rationalize with myself, is it okay for me to make fun of this guy? You know, because I went into it thinking, I have no problem punching down. Right. I don't do that. Yeah. But some of the shit I pulled is, I'm sitting here

thinking like, he's fucking retarded. Like retarded retarded. I don't mean it like the way that it's okay to say it. I mean, the way that it's not okay to say it. Right. I agree with you on that. And one of the notes that I wrote down for myself is I really want to know what this guy does for a living.

I would be very curious to know how this person makes money because he seems brain dead to me. Like, it's not working. I know he's not a storyteller. So, that's for sure. Go ahead, Doug. The floor is yours, buddy. All right, I'm gonna start punching down.

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I don't think you did buddy Let's list all the things we did. We drank from the hose. There was drinking from the hose. Let's go back to the hose. Yeah. Wow, yeah, I happen to check that one out too. And the other guy is just as awkward.

Like every guest he has on is even more awkward than this host is somehow. Just hard to do. Yeah, okay. So this is the stew. So this guy has a show called stew world order. Which you would think from that name, you're like, oh shit, this is gonna be badass.

People get to some luminaughty talk or something. No, not even close. Okay, so start with my number three. This is a set up to a long string of clips. I think I know I used the word Streg. I am well. How are you, sir? I'm good.

I had my troll six, so there might be a little gasses going on, but, oh, but not. The monster holistic talk. Go out and out. You would think that's just me a throw away, but all right, let's go. How long Chris, did you listen to this? I did not.

Okay. How long do you think that you and I could have a super engaging conversation about string cheese? If we actually did. It's already over, right? And I just had five seconds. Yeah, it's over. All right.

So go to my number four. So good. Yeah. I always like the thing about mozzarella sticks, with I think I saw it a few years ago online, where it's go up to somebody to ask them, would you like to have six string cheeses? And they're like, no, God, that sounds terrible.

And they're like, what if I deep fried and give you mozzarella sauce? That sounds great. I'll definitely eat those. That is wonderful. I have that clip as well. And the reason why I'm pulling it is because of the mozzarella sauce. It's not mozzarella sauce. It can skip you on the mozzarella sauce over here. I mean, it sounds good. Yeah, I would eat mozzarella sauce.

I used to think of the mariner. So I had a whole flow that I was expecting this conversation to go. And I hadn't anticipated that you'd listen to the same thing. Yes, sorry. So this guy is very, I guess, stuttering John Esk. In my opinion, he has some of the same qualities where he only has a guest on to listen to him talk. He doesn't care what the guest had to say.

And then as he uses the time that the guest is talking to either Google something or whatever. So his guest is in the middle of setting something up, my number seven. And I have this labeled as the dumbest string of words ever. I've ever heard put together. I mean, head to time I was watching, there was one guy on YouTube and he had like a show channel,

a channel show. No, there's no dyslexia. Okay, half the time I was watching a show channel or a channel show. There's nothing on that makes any fucking sense. All right, I might be very wrong about this, but isn't dyslexia when you reverse letters with inner word, not when you reverse words in a sentence,

or does it work both ways? Yeah, I think dyslexia is when the words kind of jump around on the page, not when you're just full-blown fucking stupid. Yeah, right. But that would explain the mozzarella sauce. Okay, so make fun of the way I talk. I have alcoholism.

Come on. Give me a break. You said a key phrase there. Don't make fun of the way I talk. My number eight, I can't help it. I pick a card and I read it from it's like, oh, this person is more unlikely to peel the cheese or eat it at all. And then you had to pretty much throw

somebody underneath the bus. You know that. I wrote down throw under the bus, throw against the wall, throw me a bone, trying to figure out how I could cope or all of those into the rest of the show. You found a way. This is literally the string cheese talk.

So, because they were talking about, you probably have these clips out here to die you passed by. They're talking about whether or not you peel the cheese when you eat string cheese, it would just chop on it. And you're looking for is my number five, which is three string cheese talker.

This is some titillating talk right here. I'm sorry, I'm spoiling it. And I had the string cheeses and all that. It's just like, you know, you peel it, you peel it, you know, it's like peeling a banana, but you're all white still. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, hmm. What do you think was going to be inside the string cheese? A prize. So when they were going back and forth on this string cheese talk, there was the conversation about half the time he watches another YouTube channel and they play this card game called

Drunk Stone or Stupid. Yeah. Okay. So Dre gives a formal explanation of the card game, Drunk Stone or Stupid. It's my number nine. I want you to listen to him, explain how to play it. And then I want you to tell me how to play the game as if I've never heard of it before. Okay. That's, this is a fun game. Let's try it. It's like telephone. That

everybody has to agree. Not really. I have to everybody has to agree. But if everybody points to that same person, and then the judge is like, okay, we're gonna go with this person or they can make their own thing, yeah. And it's really funny, but you get to, if you get seven cards, then you'll lose, but technically you win, but you lose. Ha ha ha ha. Dude, magic the gathering is easier to understand

than what this guy's fucking talking about. All right, so Doug, if everybody agrees, and then the judge gets to decide and the judge can say that you get seven cards and then if you get seven cards, you win but you're also a loser when you win with your loss. Doug. Is that what I just heard? Doug, thank you.

Doug, and then you spin the Wheel of Con squids. Doug, dude, you know what would be a fun thing to do? It's just, have this guy read rules to us. Like, here's my nap. Here's the rest. Just read the rules to us. Actually, better than that, Doug. Have him read the rules. And then tell us your version of that. Yeah, just sum that up for his plays. We're about to play you, Kerr. Can you please explain that?

No. The right power is the trump trumpets are bad or good or they're good if they're bad. If you have more than just go alone. You know what I mean? I thought it was regional. That's pretty cool. Yeah, it does. You know what my problem is with this this show and the people on the show.

I hate dumb nerds. I like nerds because quad core processing air conditioning seats cars, like nerds are great. Go to the moon. But dumb nerds, like there's no reason for them to exist. I agree. I always thought nerds were smart. So I guess these aren't nerds. I guess they're just losers. All right, speaking of which, let's talk about this, I just put this note down. This guy's going to talk about, I just put this note down. This guy's gonna talk about this show he used to like

in the 80s or something. And maybe this dummy shouldn't host a podcast. But I watched this one movie, which now you're talking about like old style Godzilla. How about like have you seen, there's a TV series on on I think it was on Fox or Channel 5 as they call it. And it was called, I think it was on Fox or Channel 5 as they call it. Let's do this again, what an idiot.

And it was called a Wear Wall. I wouldn't go back I think it was on Fox or channel five as they call it and it was called a werewolf which was like a TV series like an A's trying to TV series and whatever well anyway so I was watching that and I was like so I was like mesmerized by the whole thing and I'm like, you know what I'm be back and get the actor. You know that plead said guy that turns into a

werewolf and I'm like, all right. So this guy that I don't know what this show is. I've never heard of it and no one has and he's excited about maybe trying to get the actor from this show to be on his show. And the way he goes about that, of course, is the same as the Southern John approach by going on Twitter. All right, let's see if he's on Twitter. Okay. Yeah.

I don't know. I tagged him now and now he's gonna say anything, but I don't know. If I could be like, who's this asshole? He don't know unless you try. So he goes on to explain that he's also tagged Elvira and the broken lizard guys on Twitter trying to get them on his show. And so for some reason, nobody's ever thought of that angle.

Yeah, just tagged the first. Hey, come up my show. Yeah, I thought you'd think that would work. So now for some reason, he already explains that he's already done this but now he has to write down Notes as he's explaining this for some reason and no one can figure out why this is happening and Excuse me and then So I mean just write this down ill-thyro She's gonna be a lot of my other things here. I'll wire around. Hold on. I think he just started singing the statler brother song.

Yeah. Yeah. Uh, that guy from Where Worlds. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. Oh, thank you. Thank you. That's going to be a good one on air too.

Uh, broken lizard. So you haven't asked these people yet? No, I have. I tagged them. Yeah, the guy's like, why are you running this out? You, I have. I, I tagged them. Yeah, the guys like, why are you running this out? You just told me you already tagged them. I'm trying to listen to them. Yeah, and now he's just spending time on his podcasts,

running down notes for himself. I've got to follow up with him to make sure that they got my initial tag. Yeah, I just, I've written some notes. I got to follow up with broken lizard. That makes sense. So, this is the thing that blew me away. Okay, I think we've heard enough clips now.

I've been kind of delaying this reveal. This is where he starts talking about his parents. He's like, but seriously, you know, my parents are great. Yeah, but when you're in high school and you get, I'm not saying you get pressure from your family, but you know, your mom and dad was like, listen, do what you want to do. Do what's best for you if you're happy with it and then fine.

Yeah. I don't know. My mom and dad liked the idea of me going to bars after high school in the years, but I don't know. Yeah. You know, they come by like, I think, before you can be better. Mm-hmm. No. No, but honestly my parents are very loving people and they're like in the 80s and all that. All right, he said they're in the 80s.

What he means is in their 80s. And Doug, that's what stopped me in my tracks. Cause like I said, I didn't know there was a video version of the show I was just listening to the podcast. And I had a mental image of this podcaster as a 23 year old dork who doesn't know how to talk yet, is very awkward, doesn't have friends, and he said his parents were in there 80s,

like wait a second, how old is this guy that we've been listening to? So I went online and I found this and the gentleman on the left, who kinda looks like Doug. I'm not sure, I'm not sure. I knew this and the gentleman on the left who kinda looks like Doug. I knew this was coming. Yeah, he's on this other guy's show. Now this show is called your next favorite movie

and this is a podcast called Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man with Dre, tattoo squid podcast. And what they're talking about is a movie called Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man with Dre, tattoo squid podcast. And what they're talking about is a movie called Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man, which I did not know existed. I'll probably watch it tonight. Oh, okay.

Have you seen it? That's a good movie, yeah. Is it? Way back then. It sounds ridiculous. Anyway, that's not the point, yeah. Let's introduce everyone to Dre, so that we could see what he looks like.

And welcome to another episode of your next favorite movie. I am your host, Josh G. And today, I have a returning guest. By the way, this video dug four views. It went up in March. For this one, I mean, but these guys are all pretending to have shows. So silly by nerd for no, so embarrassing. If you listen to our grandma's boy last year, please welcome back the host of the Tattoo Squid Podcast. Dre.

Yes, Nick, let's cage. Oh, wait, no, that's me. Is that me? I'm Andre. Yeah, how you doing? Yeah. Yeah. All right, so let's explain what tattoo squid is.

Because Doug, if I asked you What is the tattoo squid podcast all about how would you answer that question? It's not fair to ask me and I don't want to derail where you're going So I want you to do what you're gonna do and then ask me again. Okay. This is him explaining what his show is So Drake want you to take a, tell everybody what they can expect to find when they check you out on the tattoo squad. Basically, I did a first of, first season, this season, second season, I am talking to other podcasters trying to get their podcasts out there, which they do get out there, but also get more of a feel. And plus we have some fun. We talk about whatever they like like cartoons, fun co-pops, horror movies, what they

do for a living, you know, kind of like a late night talk show host kind of feel without the fucking band, which I haven't got one yet, but I'm going to it right there. And then, you know, give out and then let them tell them, you know, they're, they're stuff we go where they're going, you know, be or they got some new shit coming on or their links and airpounds. Well, we're out of time. So I will give the host in the show, even though he's also a retard. I've given him some credit here.

He just lets the guy talk, which is the best thing you can do. Yep, keep going. What else? So the way he described it, Doug, it's like a late night talk show. Is that how you would have described his show? Okay. So I, if you ask me that question, I'm going to say, first I need you to play my number 22.

And this is important to know that I went all the way back to the beginning of the tattoo squid YouTube page and pulled his first episode to listen to as well. Pretty much. You got a whole thing set up over here what you know pretty much the podcast is going to be entailing to. Okay. and tailing to. Okay. Okay. So the whole thing that he has set up over there is a dry race board, sitting next to him on Mason jars. And what else do you need? So he has listed next to him what his tattoo squid podcast is going to be about. Okay. It's seven items. Number one, wrestling, number two, heavy metal, number metal number three comics number four or number five or movies number six funkel pops number seven camping camping

that's what the tattoo squid podcast is gonna be about did you say love the do you say horror and horror movies as I love that number four is horror and number five is horror movies. I love it. He has to get to seven somehow. He's like, I don't know. Terror. Spooky movies. Now, I want you to know why it's called tattoo squid podcast because it's T.A. the number two squid I was pronouncing it wrong on the last show on the teaser because I don't know I mean if you look at the word it doesn't you wouldn't think tattoo squid. There's no words there. It's actually not words Yeah, so I was very curious about this unfortunately he gives the explanation

Something I'm curious about Tell us where you got the name tattoo squid. My license plate. All right, so it's a vanity license plate, but that actually leads to just more questions. Why is that your vanity license plates? Okay, what made you put it on your license plate? Uh, well, I have, I have, I don't know if you can see it because of this. So, uh, right here, just like a, it's that squid, but it's an octopus. Okay. I guess I, I guess, I do have an octopus on his forehead. All right.

So, so yeah, I can see what I can see because the whole background shit, uh, there's, there's pretty much like a squid on here, but I have it on my arm. It's a dude and which is fine, but I like a squid because it's a little bit meaner. my arm is tattooed and which is fine but I like a squint because it's a little bit meaner. And so I can't really, you know, spell out the whole tattoo, you know, squid, it's not gonna film the fucking license plate. Uh, so I kind of like put T-A-2, so that way it's not gonna be copyrighted at all. Yeah, that's not. No one else can take that one. Um, just probably as we've heard. To be clear, you named your podcast, the tattoo squid podcast because you got an octopus on your arm. Got it. That's sir. Yeah. That's my favorite

part about that. He has a tattooed octopus. And because he wanted a vanity plate about cool as octopus tattoo was and it can't fit the word octopus. So he put T A 2 squid. And just to make sure no one would ever find his show by mistake on the internet ever that became the name of his show as well. I would've advised him against that personally, but that's just me. So an interesting thing about this guy. So he has a girlfriend. I don't know if he talked about that in any of the episodes that you heard. No, I didn't hear it. I'm talking about girls at all. When he was talking about, or talking with Stewart-World Order. So he was talking about how his girlfriend is a big fan of one of the X-Men. Whoever the fucking guy in the wheelchair is, Patrick Stewart, right?

Yeah. So what I would ask you in setting this up is if you were to tell me a story about you and your wife, like let's say you guys went on a date before you got married, how would you introduce her to the story? I would say my girlfriend and I. Okay. I would like you to play my number 18 because he is trying to get to the same set of words that you just used to.

But X-Men for me when I was watching it, and now I wanted my girlfriend from then, we called, you know, and then we, then she, and then we were married and all that, but girlfriend-wise, when we were together. Why is that so confusing? I don't know. Does he understand how the passage of time works and how these people say? He does change. I don't think he, I think he's worried that you might think that he had sex with two people.

Yeah. I wasn't worried about that. Yeah. I never even crossed my mind. I'll be honest. And then in his storytelling, the only thing that he conveyed to me in my number 19 is that his girlfriend, but girlfriend then is retarded,

as well as he is. Okay. I was like, listen, we gotta see X, man. And she goes, what? It's a comic book. I'm like, what's your mouth? And I'm like, listen, there's this and this like, what is anybody under there that I know? I'm like, Patrick Stewart. Who? Where? I'm like, well, he plays Professor X. You know, he's like

in a wheelchair. Is he hurt? Oh my God. If this conversation actually happened, she should be really piss at you for saying that I'm just like, why would you embarrass me like that? Why do you want to get more to an Indian? I know, why would you do that? Oh, Doug, I have, so I pulled the video, a couple video clips from that stew world order episode

that you've been playing clips from. And there's a little bit of overlap here, but I just want to, for people who are watching, I want you to watch how the show starts. He dances along with his theme song, and then there's a drop that he lip syncs. Watch this. What's this? Now I would like to eat the one, the only me. Hey, Twin A's.

Sorry, look at like an air bubble in there. He lipsinked that. I'd like to introduce you. That's weird, right? There's a guy you move away from. There's a guy you move away from. That doesn't weird. Yeah. There's a guy you move away from it a bar. Yes. Now the other thing too is this stew nerd. Do the people not know that the camera should be like above you facing down

always looks better than below you facing out? No one figured that out yet from all their zoom meetings and shit. No one's brought that out to them. Did zoom meetings and shit. No one's brought that out to them. Did you, did you get through, how far into this episode did you get? Not very far. Doc, I'm, I'm ready to be surprised. So first, I want to, I want to do something here and then I want to go into what they talked about with comic books. Okay, so I'm gonna try something. What was your favorite comic book? How many words is that? Five.

Try number 13. Okay. Actually, and I know that you do comic books and there are some other comic book movies, but when you're younger, what do you kind of recollect what kind of napkin? What was your favorite comic book to read when you're younger?

Fuck. So a lot of similarities, this guy and Harrison Young, you know, just having a real hard time spitting out a very simple question. Or ending, yeah, sentence. Yeah, for sure. Okay. On that note, I'm setting up my a very simple question. Or ending, yeah, sentence. Yeah, for sure. On that note, I'm setting up my number 20, Carl.

What I would like is, are you guys familiar with doing mind maps? Do you know what that is? No. So like if you're in a brainstorming session, you put something up and then you draw a line to it. So you can kind of see how you tie all your thoughts together. Okay.

I would like you guys to do that to this clip. Okay. I'm like, because Patrick Stewart is a very idle. I apologize. The thing to know is he's setting up the fact that his wife is a big fan of Patrick Stewart. Yeah. Well, I can tell when she got all excited and then was worried about him being in a wheelchair. This is immediately following that.

Okay. I'm like, because Pacta Stewart is like her idol. Oh, okay. It has like the Star Trek, like she had, was at 96, she had 96 Honda Scoop. And this thing was like, look like it, because some maroon, some marine, we call it into the water.

But she had, she had a sticker, it's like, ongoing, a dirt test. Anyway, so she had that and then she had, you know, a John Lepicard Patrick Stewart, the captain, like Velcroed or glued to her dash. And it's just like, every time you hit a bump, you would just wiggle around. Instead of a lying girl, you're gonna be like, that's... Yeah, yeah. There's Patrick Stewart wiggle on around. And I'm like, okay. And then at that time, I was like, fearing for my life because of her driving.

I'm like, holy shit. To the fact that we had... had a rot waller you know named Deltar so he said but I see his head sticking between my seat and the door so his head right there and I'm looking at him like oh is that how you do it I'm like I'm sitting back there next time. Yeah You're sitting in the front and he just give me look like oh no Yeah, no, it's so X-man. I'm sorry. I side-tracked again. Yeah, he sure did X-man Why did they have to put everything into one? movie

Yeah, good question. I can see why you need a mat for that. I honestly thought you'd never fucking ask. Yeah, really. I don't need to turn that into a Venn diagram. If you give me a moment here, Doug, to complete that. All right, I am going to get us back. I know we're not doing this show today, but your next favorite movie,

I started to watch this as a see what he looked like, and then I was mesmerized by the conversation between these two guys, because I had never heard of this movie, and so I was under the impression that most people haven't. All right, right, so you're taking me to back to 1991.

A movie I'd never heard of until you mentioned it. We're going to be talking about Harley Davidson and the Marlboro, man. Yes, people, this is not, this is not a commercial for motorcycles and, and cigarettes. But, you know, what you tell it, let's tell us where when you first saw this?

Right after I graduated high school, which was in 91, you know, I graduated, like, and I'd seen it on commercials, and I'm like, all right, you know, I'm not gonna really do anything when I get at high school and took like a year off, so I can just be a bum. And I sort of moved in the theater, and it was like, it was like certain of my people was in there, but you know, it was 90. So they want to see some action-packed stuff and, you know, said actors, which we'll get into a little bit, you know, a layer, you know, that,

you know, was kind of big at the time. Yeah, and it was good. Yeah, it was something that caught my eye and plus I like motorcycles and I smoked cigarette back then. So I'm like it was a win-win situation. Do you found this thing? My guess is that this guy took a cue ball to the temple. That's what I think. Something. So apparently the reason why he picked this movie

is because after he graduated high school, he had a year off and he saw a TV commercial for this movie and then he went and saw it and he likes motorcycles and cigarettes. So what I wanna know though is what's the plot of this movie? WatchesDray tries to explain the plot of this movie. By the way, and this is something because I looked it up, can be summarized in just a few sentences. It's not a twisted turns of this one if you catch my drift. Tell everyone what this movie is about. May not all know. All right. Well, there's two fellas.

Well, one fella tries a Hollywood Davidson, which his name is, Paralyze, which I think he just takes the name and he just uses it. But he's a loner right around, but comes back to where he grew up, where he meets his friend, best friend, which is Marlowe Mann, which also goes by the name of, his real name is Robert Leigh. You know, but the actor's name is Don Johnson,

and how Dave's in is. I mean, he wrote. Yeah. So, which is a good, you know, good, um, you know, double good, you know, good, um, you know, double team, you know, so good, you know, a group. I knew it was going to be good. So what's this movie about? Oh, there's a guy, he's got a motorcycle, he's got a friend, and that guy's played by

Don Johnson, and Mickey works there. Okay, that sums it up pretty well. Apparently this was a big deal for Drey and his friend group at the time. They really liked this movie. And Marvel Man is just like this cowboy, you know, with boots that duct tape and everything else and, you know, Don Johnson plays is very fucking well, you know, and you know, like a southern accent has that old thing and I have a friend of mine that back in a day I think that's where he got his His sayings and all that from the movie where he got his, his sayings and all that from the movie.

Because every, every part of the movie, like there is a part like you see in it. And there is one part where, not one part, but there's several parts where he's like, you know, he calls the guy, he goes, he gets all pissed off, he goes, you shipper. Yeah. So then I hear my friends saying shipper. But then when I saw the movie, I'm like, so this is where you kind of from. I'm like, oh, okay. But you know, guys also from like Georgia and all that. So.

Oh, yeah. You've had guests come on and I, you've had guests come on where you're like five, six minutes into it and you're like, fuck me man, this episode is gonna blow. Yeah. That's what that guy's face was saying. Yeah. He's like, just shut the fuck up.

Why do I care that your friend said shit bird? What are you talking about right now? What's the fuck's the point of it? Now, my favorite part of this episode was when Drey decided to explain the bad guys in the movie. But that's pretty much it and then then he come across like, you know, guys and like overcoats, you know, with, you know, that are bulletproof and they just start gunfire and everything. So it's action packs from start to finish. So, you know, where we're talking to Dave's name

and their gas station being up to guys that's trying to steal money. And then it's Don Johnson in a bar trying to hustle some money from an Indian guy, which by chance the Indian guy was on Renegade, a noir show around the 90s. It's, yeah, we're in the llamas. Right.

Yeah. It's like listening to a six year old tell you about the cartoon they watched. Yeah. I was just thinking I would sign up for Dre's Patreon if it was just like Dre explains like Dre explains Shakespeare. The merchant of Venice go. That would be amazing. All right.

This is the last that I have from this. So there's just an interesting thing to point out here. It's a good movie. I know a lot of people said that about we called grandma's boy and like, well, it's not really that much of a good movie, but you know, it's terrible, terrible, whatever, tolerable. Um, but this one is nostalgic. So that's why I'm going with a nostalgic of it.

And it should have, but it should have had a sequel. All right. So much wrong with this. He can't say tolerable. And then he goes, so much wrong with this. You can't say, tell the logic of it. And then he goes, he's going with the nostalgic of it. That's why this movie is so great.

And then he says, it should have had a sequel. This movie lost millions of dollars. It cost 24 million to make. It made 7.4 million at the box office. That's not the time of a movie they make a sequel from. I don't know why they didn't have a sequel, because it sucked.

And no one wanted to see it. That's why it did that. That's not the time of a movie they make a sequel from. I don't know why they never sequel, because it sucked, and no one wanted to see it. That's why it did that to your whole house. The business of show, as they say. All right, Doug, Finister's off here. What else you got? Okay, I got a couple clips I want to run through back from his very first episode. Great.

Starting with my number 21. And as you can see, he doesn't get better. So it's not like we're picking up this guy when he was first starting off Hey guys It's me Dre Here we are again, this is a one-hagans first. I'm doing this I'm just, boy, I'm going to need to go to my tattoo with hot cat. Hey guys, it's me again. What's up?

It's episode one, asshole. Holy shit. All right, my number 20, so this is him working through that seven, that seven point list of his favorite things. My number 24. Heavy metal, you, my number 24. Heavy metal, you know, number two, you know, I used to get like anything from dark metal, heavy metal, feed metal, fresh metal, you know, very like death metal,

you know, Trump commas, Trump Creos. Yeah, yeah, we got it. There's lots of different types of metal. Yeah, right. Holy shit There's lots of different types of metal. Yeah, right. Holy shit. I've got, okay. I've got this marked as another example of him throwing us a curveball in his story telling number 28.

Um, Funko hops. As you can see, there's bull trying here. I got a whole bunch of over stuff. I haven't really put them out There I have like 50 and I just friends of mine that are in the wrestling business We go that are into Funko Pops and they got a little bit more than I You know, I got like 50 or so. They got like a hundred and 150 There is plays that you can get Funko Pops No, I'm showing me there was gonna be boasting 150 There is places you can get fun go hops Very store that might have it and especially me go to the flea markets if you want nice

Sores What have you you know whenever you want to do you know anything that that fits your lifestyle you want to do, you know, anything that fits your lifestyle. You know, I like knives, I like jewelry, you know, I kind of say, so that stuff as well. What? Um, there's over places that was so horror. Items. Okay. I was so horror.

I didn't use the word horror. Like, what is that? What does that mean? Okay, horror items. Whatever that means. I've got one last clip that I have to play. I think that's what I've talked to you about What is that? What is that mean? Okay, or items? Whatever that means. I've got one last clip that I have to play. I think that's talked you about fuck go pop through a quick. No, I can't wait. It's fucking thing to collect after. They're all the same. They're all the fuck. I got to die. You're as you are. I believe that this is the best clip that I've ever brought to this show. Whoa. Okay. I'm all ears. It is my number 27. This is him talking through his list still about how much he likes horror.

Shall I say more gore, which is good, you know, like evil dead, more go on. Yeah, pretty good. Yeah, and then you got over stopped at more go on. Yeah, but you know, you tell me when even Japanese movies are like the really glorious movie that you get to see your username on Tik Tok was four doors more go on. Yes. What the fuck was that? What just happened? How written how, what the fuck? You didn't hear that clip from the cow written house trial. Four more horrors. I didn't follow that closely. I'm sorry. Fuck you.

Wow, you took the win. It was fun trying to heal me. I know everyone else excited about it. I promise you. Everyone else is losing their mind right now. It's just me. All right. Everybody let's all make loser minds.

I'll fix something post ready up and post ready Chris ready. Whoa! Doug looks disappointed. Fuck you. I don't even want to talk about the fact that I had to sit here and watch Chris polish the goddamn wood panels before I got home. I was going to keep that to myself.

We're putting up more art. We're still decorating that here, I gotta clean the walls first. Yeah, before you decorate. Wow, he's getting vicious out of this. I know, watch out. You know what I got this bad side. You know what, I don't care.

I don't care that you don't like my jokes. I don't care. Go or come into a whole episode. The whole episode of how I don't care about it. I'm gonna delete my Twitter. I don't give a shit. I already blocked you. That's why I don't care. Anything else you want to play from the show, Doug? We can be done with him. Okay, this was an interesting find. Congratulations. Andreas Bodela Jr. is this gentleman's name and I can't figure out what his deal is.

I assume, since he says he has a car and a license plate and a vanity plate that he's employed somehow, I'd love to know what that's all about. All right, it's time for the… Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. And this one came in from Baby Butters. People know Baby Butters, one of our few female listeners from the subreddit, and she was checking out the Adam Corolla show recently,

and Adam Corolla reveals that he was on the masked singer. I know, very exciting stuff, that fucking show. And the others who I know about these shows because of football, they just advertise it, not stop during the football game. Who was watching this garbage garbage turns out Gina Grant. Listen to how excited she gets to find out Adams on that show. As this airs, it has aired already. So I may talk about the mass singer. What the fuck are you talking about? Well, you know, when they say it's not

for public consumption, then it's not for public consumption then it's not for public consumption. There was an embargo. There's an embargo. What the fuck is going on? Yeah. So I don't know if you watch that show. I don't know if that's your show. I'm watching a shit out of a now.

So I've seen Drew's episode. I was Avocado. On the mask. Say it. And... Avocado Gina get ready for this you know that show Wavlyne and cruel without that show too the man show That was a reaction I expected from you guys on my Put all this together that all right No problem dog. I don't take care of all of this, no problem at all. Dude, can you,

she's sitting next to Adam Corolley, he's done a lot of things in his life, and she's freaking out over a basketball singer. It's weird. Now, you'll remember on the last episode, we had a whole segment on Stuttering John doing a morning show in Iowa because he had a comedy show at Double Zs in Cedar Rapids, Iowa that night. And I listened to the Uncle Rico show. They did a show Thanksgiving night where they listened to the entire stand-up set.

And it's brilliant. And everyone should check that out. It was hilarious. So I'm not gonna play the standup stop. There's a part in it where he tells people to shut the fuck up. He's in the middle setting up and Joe is like, shut the fuck up! It's like, you're in a bar in Grille, dude. Oh, is it gentleman? Yeah, it's gonna happen. Anyway, he after the standup stop for some reason,

that the owner of this bar thinks that's that our young John is still famous like he was in 96 or something. So he decides to do a Q&A with John, which is never a good idea. So I have some clutches for that. Before that, we do have a The Uber driver joke, and the squeegee, John is gonna drink some course tonight. Get in dehydrated with the course tonight. Doing some promoting on the radio.

Oh, look, that guy has got no fucking legs. Gotta derail this entire show. Still, don't understand why you're charging those legs. Getting dehydrated with the course tonight. Hello, and thanksgiving with my course tonight. So, yes, some issues with rhythm, but give it a for apron on that one. Yeah, lazy shorts from YouTube says that he got a copyright strike for putting up the Q&A section of the show.

Cause there were some dabblers there who were recording it. And John was copyright striking his stand up and his Q&A after the fact, which I'm not sure how he can own a copyright, but whatever, what do I know? All right, so here we go. We're gonna do the Q&A. Oh, I gotta say this though.

He wraps up his show with the Squeegee bet. I saw this on Uncle Rico and there's no mic stand because it's not a comedy club. So in order to do his bidding, he's both of his hands. He has a guy come up and hold the microphone for him and he does his squeegee bet. So imagine I'll awkward that bid us to begin with his hands, he has a guy come up and hold the microphone for him and he does his squeegee back. So imagine I'll offer that business to begin with and then you have a guy standing next

to you very closely holding a microphone. You're talking about jerking off onto your stomach. John's whole set was all jokes we've already heard before. It was so bad and everything's so dated now. There's so many references to Kanye that there's so much that happened since that he's still talking about like Taylor Swift and Kanye Like dude, there's so much has happened since and you gotta update your shit a little bit Like talk about the Jews a little bit so that we know that you're still paying attention to the world It's fucking crazy. All right

now the Q&A starts and The owner is the person who's doing this Q&A is the super fan of Stuttering John. He starts off. He wants to know what people have seen. The movie Private Parts. Again, the movie that John does a three second scene in after the credits. After the credits, yeah.

Yeah. But you can tell that these are big Howard Stern fans out there in Iowa. I believe you are doing so the Private Parts movie. So. Two. I believe you are to do some of the private parts of the movie. So, two. He answered it. Two people saw private parts who were at the show. All right, so now John's going to tell us the first joke he ever wrote for Howard Stern

and I want you to notice how he slips in that he was a writer on the Howard Stern show. I'd be willing to bet. Nobody else would say that except for John. If we ask Gary Delabate or Jackie the joke man or any of those people that he worked with, Grillo, I don't think anyone would tell you that John was a staff writer. One of the first jokes that I wrote to him.

One of the first jokes that I wrote to him. Because I wrote, yeah, I thought that was that, when Gary was a kid, he was the only kid who's very show up with a wheelchair. Because Gary is big teeth, Doug. Yeah, yeah. Still good. It's still good. He still got it.

He still got it. I love that he remembers that he wrote. That was one of the first jokes he wrote for Howard Stern. It's a really good one. Now, apparently John and the James, the owner of this club, had been hanging out the last couple of days. So he's gonna set up John for questions

that John wants to talk about. I don't understand the obsession with salary. I don't know why that's a discussion. Typically, when you talk to celebrities, one of the things you don't ask is, how much money do you get paid to do that movie? You know, it's like, that's not a thing that people are interested in,

but with John for some reason they are. Now, we all know the financial struggles you had at WXRK, 40,000, you know, we've heard it all the radio today, but tell everybody, when you got to be the announcer You finally got that payday. What was the end will salary to the J. Lennon announcer job? I'm going to get a straight 400 out of the game. I'm going to get a straight 400 out of the game. Yeah.

Yeah. You're just going over here. Doug, come on. So it's painfully obvious that he was given a list of things. Okay, you need to ask me this question. Yep. And then you need... Okay, I have to assume that John was sleeping on this guy's couch in preparation

the two or three days before the show. Yeah. And he gave, and he said, I need you to ask me how much I was making when I was the announcer for the tonight show. And you notice how he was put off by the question? So now he's like, gotta ask me that. And he's like, oh God, I don't know.

Who was keeping track? How three, 400,000? Like, do you would fucking know? It was 300,000 or 400,000. That's a big difference. That's a very big difference, right? I don't know. It was 300,000 or 400,000. That's a big difference. That's a very big difference, right? I don't know. Could have been 250, could have been 500,

and I don't know whatever. It's a chance, it doesn't obsess over money all the time. Now I was trying to play it off. If that was to say, your last year is full-time marketing. Yeah. Carl, how much did you pull down a year? You'd say, it's not your fucking business. It's a total shit.

Yeah, no kidding. It's said he's to throw out a number. All right. So now we go to the crowd questions. And this is kind of funny because John, at this point, he's done his whole standup set. He feels like his obligation is done. He's so put off by this whole thing. He's like, can this just be fucking over now? He asked what the best of words interview was and before you go, if you guys don't follow Can this just be fucking over now? So they never the reason you wanna know. I don't think it's that big.

So they never get back to that question. John just dismisses it. What was your best and worst interviews with celebrities when you're on the high school? I already fucking talked about that, asshole. Jesus. I don't know. Maybe reiterate it that I don't know.

Where was this club at in Iowa? See the rapids. Okay, I'm familiar. Yeah. If you've ever been to the doubleids. Okay, I'm familiar. Yeah. If you've ever been to the Double J, it's a potato bar. So I have, I have spent time in see the Rapids and it does not surprise me at all that nobody there gives a fuck about John and that that's the place that he would end up getting booked. Yep.

Yeah, the story checks out. I happen to, well, I shouldn't say I know anything. I've been told what the deal was to bring John out to Iowa for this long weekend to perform two shows that were both free to get into and do these radio appearances. The owner of this place paid for his flights and gave him $350. That's how much it costs to get John away from his family.

His kids has loved ones. I'm Thanksgiving weekend, $350. I'm sure there's free cores in there though too. It's not just the money. Yeah, there's probably other perks. Probably unlimited chives at this potato bar. All right, so then you're gonna have to pay for the potato, but you can have all the fish in the kitchen. All right. So then you're going to have to pay for the potato, but you can have all the things. All right. I didn't see the most sour cream, asshole. Get your fucking spoon out of there. All right.

So then John's talking about Hank, the angry drunken dwarf who we all know and love as a wack packer on the Howard Stern show. He died young. He was an alcoholic. Remember that John and MSCS media didn't think you could die from alcohol. He questioned Tommy when they're like, no one dies from alcohol. But apparently at a certain point in his life, John knew this and tried to warn Hank. Can we do it here on this show sometime? I don't know, thanks. Because he's a dwarf.

I would say, I would say, I would say, I would stop drinking. You're gonna kill yourself, you're a black girl. What about you? You don't drink? You're gonna die, too. So that was still, like, that's the best I can come on. That's his best anecdote of Hank. That's pathetic.

Yeah, I told him to stop drinking so much. He's gonna die and he said, fuck you, you drink too. Next, next question. So this is the last question. And John is so put off by this that he just immediately dismisses this and ends the show. If you can do it all over,

hold back this up. You can do it all over again. this and ends the show. What an asshole. What an ungrateful prick. Yeah. Yes, you're really, truth, everyone likes shit who's nice to him. Seems to be working for him though.

We laughed our asses off. All right. If you guys remember, I put out a call to send us in song parodies of Chad Zumak. It's time to mock Zumak. All right, so we did get some song parodies in. I'm gonna start off with our buddy Tony Muskrat.

Happiness is an MX and I don't know if everyone's gonna understand this one, it's a little bit longer. I think Kroge is gonna love it though. One, two, three. He's not a man who can leave his state. Do do do do do do do do. Please clap. He's well acquainted with the touch of a leather wall.

And while he's by himself at the beach, the man with the dry bar special tweeting people from his all-to-count, making fun of compound media yet he calls in every day Doesn't understand on your comedy special You shouldn't be doing Florida humor That ain't funny Oh wait, wait, what I said? I need some teedos, I'm so cool. Everyone's the loser I peaked in high school. I need some teedos, I'm so cool.

Carl is kissing Anthony's ass. Chris is kissing Anthony's eyes Chris is kissing Anthony's eyes Kevin is kissing Anthony's eyes Everyone's kissing Anthony's eyes Happiness is an amix Happiness is an am. Happiness is an MX, my mom. When I see that, all ladies pocketbook.

And she tells me her mother's made a name. I know that I'm paying the rent this month, because happiness is stolen money Still my job because I'm not funny at all Happiness is an MX and makes card

and don't you know that I don't care people are saying you don't like the song Faraday's dog that's not your thing no they're fine good they got two more this next one comes in from Stuttjo's Ferries Bologna Factory. Stay from Canada, coming in with Fast Car. You get a fast car. Jesus Christ, I just crashed my souped up Dodge Neon. Oh fuck, my credit cards are all in there. Oh what the fuck? Baby, baby, you gotta tell him that you were driving. I'm fucking wasted.

Tell me you were driving and I'll get you the bottom surgery. No baby, no, don't leave me here. I've got 60 UIs already. Focus Chad, focus. I can't focus. No really, focus. You're the best Chad that's ever chatted. You're the fucking Z-man.

Think Z-man, think. Just gotta tell the cops. Just gotta tell the cops. Just gotta tell the cops. A popular you were in high school. Yeah, that's the fucking ticket. Ah fuck, but my bit about clear water wall greens was in there. Ah man! Calm down, Chad.

You can do this. The old Z-Man can't stay down. I'm the Z-Man. I'm the fucking Z-Man can't stay down. I'm the Z-Man. I'm the fucking Z-Man. Voted most popular in high school. The best, best eyes. The girls on my eyes were good. Who's Z-Man, you could do this.

Uh, that's brilliant. That's pretty good song parody. Yeah, different angle, I like that. Yeah. All right, here's the last one. It's just called Chad Zumak. On every American Express card there is one word we take very seriously. Remember. And our gift, express customer service.

To us membership means personal service. Managed to lose my wallet. Mr. God, I'll have a new car for you by tomorrow. Terrific. I'll pick it up myself. Thanks for kissing me, old man. Goodbye. Ah! It's in me! Chrissy band me! From the Orlando show, you know!

In court, we're cool when they were in school. So I'm swiping left on new creeps and tools. I was in a car wreck and hurt my nerves. I'm up for pay-t creeps and tools. I was in a car wrecking hurt my nails. I'm up for pay tree eyes so I can make a check. I got one last hope. Better email E-Rock. I'm telling y'all. It's chasin' back! American Express Card never's known the membership G.S. To find out more of those three on L.A. 100, 400 and so, so, so, so please clap because I can't hear nothing

to make it fresh to your show, but I'm bluffing. I'm the king of radio and stand up to I'm telling y'all I'm pretty cool. Oh, wow. Again, Tony Muscrat bringing bring it in. He was gonna really record that one, oh my god, I think it's perfect. I think it's amazing. Yeah, that's a winner right there.

Alright, please keep the Chad Zubak song parodies coming in. Those are fantastic so far. Oh my gosh, I have to play. I found this video. There was a Chad Zubak sub-routed, I guess that's been taken down. But before it was taken down, I found this video. There was a Chad Zubac sub-rider that I guess that's been taken down. But before it was taken down, I found this video. And I just want to play this because remember, Chad's whole thing is like, well, I'm a comic. I'm a stand-up comic. You guys want to goof on me, but I'm such Stylens. What's up?

Yeah, okay. Before we get started, let's get something out of the way. Right off the bat. Let's start off fresh. Clean slate. You might be looking at me right now and saying, okay, all right. So that's what 185 pounds of failure looks like. Right. Well guess what? Newsflash, this just in. I weigh 180 bitches. Facial, facial

get some. That's right. I said facial, it's hip. It's trendy, it's making a retro comeback. You heard it here first. 185 pounds of failure, more like 180 pounds of trend center. What? Did you like that misdirection thing? You're thinking 185 of failure. I'm only 180. Oh, but you are a failure. I got it.

Well crafted. What was the facial thing? I don't know. I really... This isn't going to be a popular opinion. I'm going to get some shit. No. I wanted to like Chad Zumaq.

Okay. When the show started focusing in on him, I thought, like, it's so easy to get on the Stuttering John Bandwagon. You know, I've took a new job, so I've been been traveling and I have a lot more time to listen to shows. I've gotten caught up on all your shows. And I got sucked into the, the whole dabble first thing. Yeah.

Like I, I was staying away from it. When I was the last time I was on, I didn't know anything about Stuttering John. Now I'm all in on that fucking guy. It's a crazy fucking gone. But when you started talking about Zuma, you know, with Patrick Michael, it's easy to jump on the bandwagon and OP and then start doing John. Now him. And I'm like, okay, so he's a stand up comic. I'm going to give him a shot. I'm going to go on his YouTube page and I'm going to go through and I'm going to find something that makes me genuinely laugh.

Sure. Nothing. There's no way I'm that works. Fucking page. Fucking mission impossible. Try to find a clip of Chad making you laugh. Do, do, do, do, do. The only thing that I saw that that made me smirk was an appearance that he had on Bob and Tom. Okay. Where he was talking about being a high school graduate and what Wartom said, you look more like somebody that had a GED reunion instead of a high school reunion. And that just made me smirk.

But that's what I'm gonna do with Chad though. He was there. Chad's my wife's there. All right, well let's keep going with this. Maybe he gets better. Yeah, he might wanna pay attention because I'm the very first guy to quit wearing the Van Dutch hat

My decision Yeah, I was like screw this over place lit. It's over. It's over What the fuck Is he tripping? I mean, I don't know how we thought that was gonna land You ever walk into a bar and hear the song sweet Caroline being played on the jukebox. Yeah You ever walk into a bar and hear the song Sweet Caroline being played on the jukebox? Yeah, I have. Yeah? Well, I'm the very first guy to do that

and have the entire bar sing the chorus. Oh, wow. Yeah. Sweet Caroline. I wrote that. I wrote Bomp, Bomp, Bomp. I sat in my room one day and I was like, hmm, what can I have a room full of drunk toolbox

is singing at the top of their lungs that would also compliment Sweet Caroline line I got it bomb bomb you're welcome yeah see the delivery is fine when chance says a standup I understand why he thinks that he's he stands up there he delivers the jokes he has the setup it's the punchline it's just not even in the realm of funny. It's not even funny adjacent. It's not kitty-cordered and funny. It's nowhere near funny.

You might want to pay attention. I'm an important man. I made $18,000 last year. How much you make. That's how I roll, baby. Yeah. See, he tries to do the self-deprecating and I'm the cool guy at the same time.

And I think that's why it doesn't work. It's like, well, which is it? Because you're coming up here with all this fucking bravado and you're like, hey, look at me, I fucking trend center, I got all this shit and I make no money and my life sucks. Like, wait, what's going on? Which part am I supposed to be laughing at? Not that I need to prove how important I am, but I'll go ahead and do so anyway. Raise your phone. That's right. So this is I think from like 2008-ish

time period. Back up. Are you sure I ever had the raise your phone? You actually know it from two years ago. Purple recorded this just the other nights. We buy the razorphones so we can look cool, right? That's the only reason to get them. You would think you would think you look cool until you pull up to a car, pull a hot blonde while talking on it at a stoplight and you're driving a Dodge Neon. It's not funny. Not funny.

Girls drive away. You're like, where are you going? Thanks. Can we isolate that, that's not funny. Not funny. What, Neon, where were you, raise your phone? Does nothing for you. And I drive a Dodge Neon.

I do. Great car. Great car. If you're a 16-year-old mother, or a grown man trying to remain celibate, then that's the car for you. He got a laugh out of there. That made him very happy. We can now we respawned it at that laugh. He's like, oh, what was that? Can I drive a dog me on? I do. Great car. Go ahead, Doug. That laugh surprised him. Yes, that's what I mean. he wasn't anticipating getting it there

right he's like whoa what's going on right now what is that noise I actually stopped him funny if you're a 16-year-old mother or a grown man trying to remain celibate then that's the car for you that's more like it but if you man trying to remain celibate, then that's the car for you. That's more like it. But if you're trying to run out and look cool and get laid, and the Neon's not where it's at, you could have Jessica Simpson riding shotgun going down on you, and the only thing people would say is, look at that grown man, he's driving a Dodge Neon.

He must be 185 pounds of failure callback. Callback, you got to stay with me, I run fast. How are you doing? Oh, boy, okay, well, I miss it thick-handly. That's saying something. All right, on Black Friday, which is yesterday for you and me in the United States. Chad did another livestream.

And when he does, he goes on these livestreams and he immediately deletes it, but someone was able to grab that for me and send it over. And I just have, I mean, he's more subdued here. He's not all fired up, so it's not as fun as some of the other livestreams that we've been checking out lately. But he also says some fucking ridiculous shit

that's embarrassing. And here's another thing, are these all these wannabe podcasts, like these doing the same bullshit, just a shitty water down version of what Shirley and Bob do in Cuminos and Kevin does? The difference between then and us, and I'm putting myself in that category, is we know everybody. Like Joe Rogan knows my name Bert Joe Rogan knows my name. That's his flex right there. All right

My name Bert knows my name Tom knows my name already knows my name Sam knows my name. They all we all know each other. I know John I know Shule I know Bob. I know Kevin, I know, come here. None of them know us. They just know us from online and watching us. So that's the difference. All right. Doug, you following this logic? Yes. So it's not that Joe Rogan's friends with him or has ever talked to him before, but he knows his name. He knows the Z-Man by name.

So that's pretty cool. I have never seen anybody that wants to be in somebody else's orbit so bad. Yeah. And that's, that's all this guy is. You know, you and Kumiya have formed a, what I believe to be a true friendship. Yeah. Not just you sucking his nuts and picking on people at his discretion. Right. Yeah. I don't get assignments from him. All right. Here's the list this week. Oh, and you're done with my nuts. Go after him. I answer.

We'll do it. In all the videos that I watched of this guy, that's all he does. He's trying to insert himself in somebody else's orbit. Yes. And the other thing that I picked up on with Chad is that if somebody clowns him, their show is immediately not funny. It's weird how that works. Like, ski mass is doing the sad Chad show now. You change it because ski mass and stance

will give out your number. I don't care about them at all. I really don't care. We're don't care. We're don't care. There's such nonfactors. I saw a clip of what their show is terrible. It's just they're not even entertainers. They're not even good at what they do.

Yeah, nobody's good at what they do if they're clowning Chad for some reason. Funny how that works out. What a coincidence. Yeah, what a coincidence. So now this is Chad who's live streaming on his YouTube. He's breaking up. He's got 2,000 subs now on YouTube.

But he's also surprised that anybody is watching him. I'm surprised people even were watching this. I gotta be honest with you. They're making fun of you, Chad. That's why they watch is to type things in and watch you react to it because they don't like you or they think you suck. Do you not understand that at all?

No, he doesn't. Because he thinks he's converting all the haters. We've heard this a few times. The UAP sent us. Welcome. Welcome to the show. I love it.

These guys are sending me their subscribers and they come to shit on me and then they come in fans. So it's working out perfectly for me. Yeah, it's perfect. It's working out awesome. Yeah, I can tell by the way you try. Not even trying. It's talking about perfect. It's awesome. You know, the fat jokes that I keep getting they're funny. They're fine. They're great. People come over to see how fat I am and then

they find out that I'm fucking funny and they stay. Some people that came over to call me fat, fucking stay and I don't fucking care. How funny is that that we literally started to segment out with Doug saying I wanted to like Chad, I went to go find funny things and I couldn't. If Chad told me it's like people watch me and it's so hilarious that they're immediately on team Chad. Yeah I'd love to see a montage of all those trolls

just being converted like. What? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Joe Rogan knows it by name. Why? I'm so sorry. Hold on, let's hear that last part again. And I'm not even trying.

That's such a Patrick Michael, Patty C. Cups thing to say. It's like, well, I know when he shows that I'm very good, I'm not even trying. Okay, well, that's still odd to you, asshole. Whether you're not funny because you're trying, or not funny because you're not trying, you're still not funny. Either way, it still odd to you, asshole. Whether you're not funny because you're trying, you're not funny because you're not trying, you're still not funny, either way, it's odd to you.

And people picked up on the fact that he's shaking all the time, he seems nervous or upset or anxious, something's going on with them. So he finally addresses this. Well, people messaged me that I'm shaking. I've been shaking since I was a kid. Okay. Every time I sit down,

my knee is shaking. It's just like a weird thing. Here's a little story. This is awesome. When I met my real father when I was 23 because I seeped him out, I met him and we're both sitting there. Even his dad's trying to get away from him. I know. His poor father's just like, I fucking got rid of that fucking pain of the ass of that 23 years later It shows up damn it. I met him and we're both sitting there and he was he was shaking Like his knee and like I do so that's where I got it from my real father I did it was really very very odd He was shaking because he never wanted to meet you Chad. I doubt he shakes regularly

It's just like oh, Chad showed up here. How do he find me? No, I don't have a good credit score, Chad. Stop asking me. Stop asking me about my credit score. I'm not co-signing. Yeah, exactly. All right, so Chad knows Bert Kreyscher.

I don't know if he's brought that up before. You know, they used to be friends. I know Bert. I used to be his opener. I was Bert's opener. I I spent. I know bird for almost 18 years. He just quit talking to me because I call him out on his bullshit.

He didn't like it. So he tried to put me in his place or my place. He was. Birds of he's a social path. He's a narcissist. So isn't that funny? When people stop being friends with Chad, it's always there. The a social path, he's a narcissist. So, isn't that funny? When people stop being friends with Chad, it's always there the problem.

Bert's such an asshole. And listen, I've said a lot of shit about Bert Khrascher. I've got a huge fan of his. But this just seems to be a little bit of a pattern with Chad Zubak, where it's like, yeah, no, he's really good friends with Bert. Now he hates my fucking guts, because he's an asshole.

But I'm cool with everyone else. Yeah, I know. It's just, all of his relationships with other comics is hot and cold, hot and cold, cold and cold, freezing cold, cold and freezing. Isn't it just typical narcissistic behavior that if he thinks that he can get something from you, then you're cool and you're funny and you're great,

but as soon as you shut that spick it off, sorry for your Mexican listeners, but as soon as you shut that spick it off, sorry for your Mexican listeners, but as soon as you shut that spick it off, then you're not funny, you're not cool, I don't want you're an asshole, you're a piece of shit. No, and that's what Chad's accusing other people of doing, but he's the one who's actually actively doing that, where he's still, for some reason, kisses, kumiasas, Brennan's ass, obviously, Shuley and the Uncle Rico guys. Like he goes out and says, oh, they do a great show.

The other shows don't do a great show. He's actively kissing their ass because he thinks he can get something from that. And he's getting back on with Kevin and doing Mr. Los Company again. So of course, he's, I mean, he was trashing Kevin Brennan for months. And now as soon as like, okay, you can come back on the show again. It's like, oh yeah, he's great. I love him, he's awesome. All right, so he gets trolled about a credit card.

And of course, Chad has to take it seriously and answer honestly, because he's just so witty. What is your interest rate on your new exclusive credit card? Funny you should ask. I just got a credit card with a $15,000 limit and it has very low interest rates so I know you're trying to be funny but I just answered that question honestly. Good job. Awesome. Yeah, pretty cool. $15,000 credit level, you're spending a lot. Wow, that's why I tune in.

Pretty cool stuff, man. It's awesome. So, what do you think the odds are that it's a secured credit card? Dude, I don't even know what he means by having a low interest rate, $15,000 spending limit. First off, people actually have money. Don't care really what the interest rate is because they pay off their credit card every month.

It's kind of whatever I don't need to get it to do it chance it to do it. All right This is so anybody that has money never tells you to think I'd approve for a credit Exactly that so I wouldn't be talking about low interest rates or 50,000. Anyway, not the point the point is everyone's out here roasting Chad and they're ripping on him for his performance at the roast of Kevin Brennan. And so he's got a lot of excuses. Oh, well, you know, Gino went too long and Aaron went too long.

I was in a loose, loose situation. No, you were unprepared. You're set sucked. You weren't funny. Everyone in that room was funnier than you. But he's always got excuses. And he never self-reflex and thinks like, yeah, I should have been better.

Maybe I got you drunk then. Whenever it is, he never thinks about those things. That's why he never self-reflex and thinks like, yeah, I should have been better. Maybe I got you drunk then. Whenever it is, he never thinks about those things. That's why it never gets better. And then somebody brings up the fact that, Hey Chad, don't forget your neck is sore, buddy. Katherine, are you recovering from the car crash? You look well. I'm sore still, but thank you.

Oops, you look a little bit too good there. Is it gonna fuck up your grift that you have? So this entire, the entire livestream, Cardiff's in there going, come on my show. Come on my show, come on my show. And Chad is going, I don't know. I think he's maybe a troll. I think he's connected to the WTP.

And then he's like, fine, fuck it. I'll go on Cardiff's show. I got 20 times. Meanwhile, he's saying, he doesn't watch any of these other shows that many time. Then he goes on Cardiff's show for like two hours after he gets done with this and of course when the these two assholes team up together they got to talk about me being a cock.

What do you think about Carl you were on his show? Yeah he's just he's just trying to jump on the whole uh you know he's just trying to He's doing well for himself with it, but I don't know. I'm not a big fan. Would you say he's a cuck? Yeah. Cuck. There's a description. I've heard that before.

I've heard that before. Here's the thing. I never really had a problem with him until he decided to come after me. And I'm just like, then people just start sending me things about him. And I'm just like, Oh, okay. Here we go. People started sending me things. So that I was planning to see like, he knows shit about me. He's like, I don't want this to get out. I've heard I've, I know this script. Listen, if there was shit going on, Southern John would know about it.

His private investigators have been looking into my life to try to figure out. Well, if there was something to dig up on you, the whatever her fucking name is with the artisans. Marissa Jones, yeah. Marissa and the artistic rape victim or whatever would have dug it up on you. Would have gotcha.

That's a good point, yeah. This isn't my first enemy. That's for sure. All right. This is the last clip I have from this card of electric show. There's a question about whether or not he's coming to Dabblecon February 3rd and 4th in Rochester, whtplive.com for tickets. So kinky local has a question.

Will Chad be attending Dabbled con 2023? I was never invited. Good. They wouldn't even let me at the the the Orlando improv. You think they're going to let me at dabbled con? They were all free to meet me. Why wouldn't they let you at the Orlando improv? Because Frank Pellegrino is a pussy con coward.

Pellegrino is how it's pronounced. So he, sorry, I interrupted you. He's a pussy-cont coward, you said? Yes, in order. Pussy-cont coward. Okay, please expand on that. This is good content. I love Cardiff.

Yeah, Cardiff's crushing it out of this. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, it's worth checking out. She's, I don't know why the guy who organized that event didn't want you there. It's so odd to me. I will say this, Chad. Frank has nothing to do with DoubleCon. This is not his event. It's my event. Shuley's event. Uncle Rico show. Who are these podcasts? You are more than welcome to purchase tickets and

fly up to Rochester. If you're allowed to leave the state, I don't know if you are not. But if you are and you have the means, if you have $50,000 spending on it, so if you can get to Rochester in February, we'd be more than happy to have you come to the show and check out how to do stand up, how to podcast. We have a lot of nice lessons for you. Going out there. Worth checking out.

So we are going to do a bonus show early next week. We're going to go over the Chad Meltdown episode that I've been teasing for some time, as well as this latest beatdown of Frank Pellegrino. He's been talking about it's up on his Patreon. He's been promoting that quite a bit. So that will be happening. If you're on our Patreon or supercast, you'll be seeing that episode dropping in the next coming next couple of days, I would say. All right. I need a palette cleanser from this. Chad's getting boring to me.

Let's get into something way more exciting than Chad Zumak. Good afternoon everyone, welcome to Top of Time with Harrison Young. In this beautiful late May afternoon, it's very nice out, it's really low 70s, it's not too hot, it's cool, it's humid, well, and it's perfect spring weather. I got to ask some guests tonight to compliment dad, a beautiful young lady who was a model, I'm just don't know school she made a cover of a magazine, we're going to look at dad and talk to her, but before we get there, I've got to read these last some underriders and then we will commence for you. So you excited about this? You're going to talk to a model. You're sure this isn't a stick, right? Like this isn't like between two firms. I swear to God, if it is, he's been leaning into this with no reward for over 12 years, because no one's finding this. Now, Adam Thoreau, who found this for us,

follows him on Facebook. And if you wanna check out Harrison Blake Young on Facebook, he posts all the time. He's constantly talking about his numbers. He's very excited about getting 37 views and things like that. So when we posted this video on YouTube, he posted it on Facebook with a link to it.

Check it out, guys. I've just been profiled in a video of 2022's coolest new podcasts, even though I've been doing topic time for 12 plus years. This is freaking amazing. I didn't even know about it. Although I suppose I should have seen it coming. So he's all excited about it.

And then underneath that in the comments, he comments on his own posts and says, Hey, Adam Thoreau, thanks, this is Affin Dope. I know, a little out of character. Adam says, it really is. Everything they do is all in good fun and the show and their fans genuinely enjoy you. They are talking about it on Reddit

and then Harrison Young responds to that. That's awesome. We're getting a shitload of views, and even though they call me an idiot at one point, because I couldn't tell it was a ukulele, it was a guitar for a split second. It was a wonderful roast, and I expected it would be awesome for my ratings.

So that was a few days ago, just earlier this morning, he posted a link to the video again, and said, now, 7,500 plus views for my sweet topic time profile of what I do better than anyone. So if you miss it, you piss it. He's amazing. Do you report up through the Nielsen ratings?

Yeah, I know, of course. Yeah. It's a survey method. You know, we get a percentage of homes to let us know what they're watching and how long they're watching for. All right. So, let's go back to this model that we're talking to. One of the things I like about Harrison is that he doesn't just ask questions.

He also dials out some advice to the people that are on his show, because he's wise, obviously. Okay. What about acting? Have you ever done acting at all? I'm trying to throw some ideas by you that might give you some more of the tonal reason, you know, as you get all of it. What about acting? Do you think you should try acting?

Like, you're just gonna be a model? What are you gonna do with that? All right, this is where Harrison has no idea what he's going to ask. He starts talking, hoping that he's a question is gonna to come out and then realize that's not going to happen. And he's got to figure out what's going on. That's great. Okay. Well, so now that you're in middle school, you're still, you're an early and be student. And how often do you, I mean, you obviously have a lot of things going on.

What did you do this model shoot for team? What did you do there? How long did it take? Well, that started, they were, they had to, they had to have to squit all over again. Right, it really is very similar to that. All right, how many prime numbers do you know, go? Anyway, I'm gonna question is that. All right, now, as you might have guessed, we're not talking to an adult model.

This is, we actually saw some of her Andy brought in some clips when we profiled Harrison. This is a 13 year old girl who's in seventh grade. It's how to show talking about modeling. And he wants to find out about her long term future. And no one uses more words to ask a simple question than Harrison Blake Young. Now, you're still pretty young. Do you have any plans for the future when you get out of high school? Do you plan to go to college yet? I mean, I know you're still, you're not even in high school yet. So, I mean, so when you go to high school, do you have any plans than you ask for reasons for the school and in addition to what you're doing now, you

have any long term goals is what I'm getting at yet. I haven't really thought about that. You haven't really thought about it, okay? I mean, I would be a dear at headlights too, with this guy actually give her credit. She's pretty good at actually having a conversation because if that guy asks me that question, can you repeat the question, please? Whenever somebody asks me a question like that and I realized that either I'm not smart enough to keep up with what they're asking me, or they're not smart enough to put together

the correct words in order to ask the question. I typically just say seven. My answer is typically seven. Yeah, that's probably a good way to go. Dude, when he did interview that Nick Payne guy, the Kardashian, and that was painful, because that guy was giving him like one word of answers like that, and Harrison has a hard time with that.

He needs somebody else to fill the time, because when he is left to his own devices, listen to how many words he uses to try to spit out this question, but also explain how this model should really understand how far the magazine that she's on the cover of is reaching. You did it. What do you have any idea what the circulation of that magazine is?

It's a pretty magazine. I'm not only people read it. Is it on sale like in stores and stuff? Yeah. And do you know how far and wide it's distributed? No. Okay. You might want to find out because when you eventually you're going to page your resume with stuff and you want to and and when you people are going to want to know, you know, that's a great

magazine but cover but they don't want to know how many people saw it. You know and I and I'm you know this is something you could as someone is so young yourself. I don't know how you spend your free time when it comes to promoting your career But going around pushing that magazine would be you know would be an last thing to do You know just go I mean I don't know you probably don't have time because you got your studies and you have you You know your regular life is someone who's 13 you have a lot going on You know, but you now tell me something you have an agent now This is exactly what it's like when I'm on the phone

with my grandma. I think it's exactly like this. You just wait for the talking to stop. Yes, grandma, yeah, everyone's doing very well. Yes, how are you? How are you doing? I can't even put the phone down, walk away. So obviously he's obsessed with numbers,

because that's always posting about how many views he's gotten, so he asked, what's the circulation of his bags? He's just like, I don't fucking know, I'm a kid. It was a circulation of a magazine. Also, I can answer that question very few. Magazines are not,

don't have high circulation anymore. That's not a thing that people are getting delivered to their house. So now he wants to just find out if she does other things besides modeling, which I don't know. I would've talked more about what she's there for, modeling, how she got into it, what she's doing with it, but he wants to know other things.

All right. Do you like, do one of the things like writing? Do you ever write anything like balladry or a script? I like to type books on my computer, uh, my school computer. Okay. Time to time. Okay. But what are your type?

I mean, just put you just make stuff up. You have a diary or anything like that. Uh, I just make a fiction. I read a fiction story. A fiction story. A fiction story. Okay. I'm space them on.

I just type books on my computer and school. Okay. Computer. Time to time. Okay. But what are your type? I mean, just put you just make stuff up. You have a diary or anything like that. Okay. Computer, time to time. Okay. But what are you type? I mean, just, you just make stuff up.

You have a diary or anything like that. I just make a fictional story. Fiction stories, okay. Sometimes, based on past about history. Oh, cool, okay. You say about history? Yeah. Okay, you like history, is that when you like your favorite subject in school?

One of them. One of them, yeah. Oh, cool. Okay, history is fascinating. And obviously we're making it right now. Obviously, obviously, it's a story interview that we're participating in right now. Wow. I'm assuming you've never been on the wrong side of an interrogation table, but it sounds very similar to this. Yeah, right. Ah, they're wearing me down. I'm going to circumfess again.

No, you picked up on Doug when he asked if she had a diary. He kind of perked up a little bit. It seemed like he was excited about maybe reading her diary because he follows up explaining that it's very important that a 13 year old girl have a diary. So when you, when you write dog, do you write though, I'm thinking you should definitely keep a diary because you want to have a journal for yourself so you can obviously have something to refer to. Because people are age and I don't mean that in a climate-sending way. You know, you get a lot going on and a lot of things you might overlook. If you write stuff down, if you do a little jotting down every day,

at some point in the future, you'll be able to look back on stuff that'll be valuable to you. I think that's, I would tell that to anybody that's doing what you're doing. And now, when it comes to like posing for modeling, do you,

does that look part of this course that the schools were teaching you how to pose and what to wear? Right. I don't know how he makes these connections. He just goes back to modeling questions out of nowhere. So wouldn't the right advice to give any 13-year-old, whether it's boy or girl, is don't write down your thoughts because it'll only come back to haunt you later on? Yeah, no shit.

Obviously, this guy wants to know if she has a crush on a boy and what that makes her private parts feel like because the fact that he's asking a 13 year old girl to write a diary seems very creepy to me. We lost Doug. I guess he doesn't want to talk about 13 year old girls getting away. I guess I can't blame him on that. You might be right.

All right, I just have a couple more clips on here. Now, Harrison is smart enough to know that 13-year-olds don't have a license to drive an automobile. But I don't think he realizes that when he first starts asking the question. All right, so let me see. So obviously he can't drive. So every where you go, you have to need to be need to lift because you're not trying to drive you know driving Do you make you make the ever bike do you make the most of that opportunity when you're I only bike with friends That makes sense. You definitely should only bike with friends

Yeah, it's Jesus. Don't don't let the enemies bike with you. That would be very bad. Hey, what's up, Doug? Biking with the rival club is always bad. Yeah. That's just like a really bad idea. You know, they're gonna put a stick in your spokes. You're gonna fall over your handlebars. The whole thing. This guy seems like he's had experience with that.

Should I wait? Only right bikes are your friends. All right. This is my last clip. What I love about this is that, again, the questioning is ridiculous, but she answers the question, but it's not enough information. He needs to really drill down and get to the specifics of it.

You say you've sat, you've danced to, right? And you've seen you said to? Have you ever done like a music video? No, I've only done music videos for like activity is at school. Okay, well, that was like. It was really fun. No, right, but what exactly, what exactly did they consist of? What kind of activities, what kind of video did you do? Yeah, did you slide across the car? Yeah, it was like a white snake video for babies.

Answer the goddamn question. What are you hiding? I love that he lets every ridiculous answer go. Just on that one, he's like, no, no, no, that's not what I asked. I need you specifics of what you did, what was the song? What did you do in the video? Can I watch it right now? All right, Doug, are you familiar with the Who Set It Game?

I am. All right, I'm looking forward to it. I'm going to bring Hannah and Hi Hannah. Hi. Good to see you, Daddy. Hey. We're going to play a little game called Who Set It. And you know what that's brought to you by the Cardiff Electric Podcast Network.

Welcome to Who Set It? The official podcast game on WATP. Brought to you by patreon.com slash card of electric and the card of electric YouTube channel. Subscribe today. Okay Carl and co-host WhoSetit? Our first entry. Who said a garbage truck pulls up next to us and dumps out all of its stuff and it was so so disgusting. It was really disgusting. Who said?

Oh wow. Alright, I got to remind myself who the options are. So I know Chad Zumox now in the mix. Of course, Stuttering John, Patty Seacups, Greg Opie Hughes, Tom Myers, Jerry Bannfield. I'm getting good at this. I'm gonna say it's one of those six people. I don't need that. Just because the person didn't see my thing,

they knew what the fuck they were talking about, I think I gotta go cherry ban field. Yeah, I know, that's a Randall. Dog, what do you think? I was thinking, doesn't OP do some podcasting from his car? He does. I'm gonna go with OP. Fuck, you're probably right.

Hannah? I was also gonna go with OP. All right. Hannah, you just get your hair done. It's looking very red today. Hannah? I was also gonna go with OP. Alright. Hannah, you just get your hair done. It's looking very red today. Yeah. You getting ready for bikini shoots? Or what's going on over there?

Maybe. Alright, let's go to answer. Yeah. Producer Chris, what do you think? I like bikini shoots. Alright, alright, we all agree. I put Zuma. Zuma, guys, let's go.

One, two, three. We're standing in the back of this U-oh truck and a garbage truck pulls up next to us and dumps out all of its stuff. And it was so disgusting. It was really disgusting. Like, imagine the back of a garbage truck like opening up and spewing all of its stuff right next to you and the craziest thing was It's just you're just dumping it on the ground our next entry all right

I have to pet myself on the back I pulled that one out of my ass and anyone else get that one. I wasn't paid attention. I was thinking about Handles bikini. Oh, okay, so I'm in the lead now. All right, let's go Who said I don't like fruit that way If I'm gonna eat like an apple I'll just eat an apple I don't want it in a pie Who said one? I have to say, that sounds so much like a patty see cups thing to say, but it could be,

see Patrick Michael and OP say the same dumb shit. It's always between those two in my head. I'm going patty see cups. Doug, what do you think? I am also going with Patrick Michael. Okay, Hannah? I'm going to go with OP again. Okay, producer Chris.

OP. Alright, I guess you guys are all on the same wavelength that I am. It could be one of those two. Let's see. Three. The only way I eat like an apple pie and this is like two. I get it with alamode, with an RIs cream. And I just eat the crust with the ice cream.

That's the best part. Yeah, I'm not into the fun. I like, I don't like, I don't like fruit that way. If I'm going to eat an apple, just eat an apple. I don't want it in the pot. Or next to what the fuck? It's a dumb shit I've ever heard. So you just want ice cream, okay?

And that's what our ice cream is. You should be sure. I have a long game. I said, sand's ample our ice cream is. It's good to see you. I have a long game. I said sand to apple in my apple pie! The fuck? Alright. DENTRY Who said?

I'm just doing this because COVID shut down all my band's gigs. Who said? Hold on a second. This should be obvious, right? Who the fuck's in a band out of these people? I'm just doing this because COVID showed that all my bands gigs. Who would say that?

Alright, so it's probably talking about something else. It's totally out of context. So I'm gonna go with Tom Myers. Doug, I've gotta go with Patrick Michael. Yeah, okay. Hey, Ella. Patty C. Cups. Interesting, okay.

And me too, Patty. Really? Okay, I guess there's something I'm missing then. Let's check this out. One, two, three. Now, Donald Trump is firing everybody. So he's putting all these active heads in charge of the government. And you're only going to be there for, you know, two months or so. The last thing you want to hear if there's some major crisis, you know, you hear the agency

head go, well, no, not a fix this. I'm a temp. I'm just doing this because COVID shut down all my bands gigs, man. All right. That was almost impossible. And I fucking nailed it, guys. I this won't happen again. Those are you're looking to be a little suspiciously over there for news of Chris. That was pretty impressive when I just pulled off. Hmm. You know what? I'm going to erase the rest of this podcast. This episode I put it out tomorrow is just gonna be the who said it came

But they should pull all those pictures left. Oh, yeah, thanks. Thanks. I got preach it. All right. What's the score producer Chris? A bunch of zeros. Oh, okay. I guess I'm in the lead that Such a good winner Anyway Our next entry. Who said Uncle Paul always wanted the wings too. So we would fight over the wings. Who said.

Alright you guys have been thinking about patty seecups. I think this one is patty seecups. I think the Uncle Paul is gonna throw us off Because obviously uncle Paul was a character that Jim Norton played so you would think Opie But I'm going patty see cuss. What do you think Doug John? All right, John. What do you think Hannah? Patty see cups. That's hard though Not a lot of confidence in that answer

But following me is a good idea because I'm crushing it. So good strategy there. Producer Chris Opie. Opie. One, two, three. I like the wings. I'm a wing guy. I made my social work for the wings last night. I like wings So I'm gonna want the turkey wing and then like you know my You know Susanne or Zonkel Paul always wanted the wings too, so we'd fight over the wings It was a wing fight But anyway our next entry well done dog you are on the board my friend

If I fucking just wanted then I can talk shit. I know if I find a way to lose this game, I'm gonna be more upset than when Jürbily lost in Japan, it's soccer! Who said, get this guy into a therapist, keep him locked in a room until we can make sure he's fucking better. Who said it? Chad Zumak. What do you think, Doug? Opie.

Okay, Hannah? Opie. Producer Chris? Jesus, I suck at this. Tell my ears. If this is Opie, I'm gonna be so pissed. So that will put me in a tie with Doug. One, two, three.

Everybody deals with some sort of anxiety or depression, right? But a lot of us, the deal with these things, we look relatively normal. We don't look like at some point we've let it all go. So Cardiff has two points. I was just gonna say you're tired of me. You're right. But when you see this guy and you also know things must not be going well for him and then you see

Oh, also he has this, this, and this, and this, traits, right? We should be able to say, Hey, get this guy into a therapist, keep him locked in a room until we can make sure he's fucking better. But for some reason we can't. We have to wait until people's heads are blown off in a fucking grocery store. That has to be Greg Opie Hughes. That is something that Opie would say. He always thought that it was a waste of time to learn math in school.

And he's always complaining about things that he learned. He's like, you don't even need that shit. That everyone becomes a fucking radio DJ with hilarious people next to them, carrying them through life. Opie, a lot of people go on to be engineers. And anyway, what do you think there, Doug? Tom Myers okay Hannah

um Chad Zee Mock oh fuck I put the Z-man oh fuck me it's gonna be the Z-man one two three what is gonna be writing like they're writing letters from the turn of the century? So I'm just gonna do everything and I was just getting like Barely passing I'm like I'm sorry, but I'm not I'm not here for the cursive and where you have to follow the lines You know that your J your jeans about that one line what line and then it's got to go below the other Get the hell out of here. It's a mad man. Good bit. He's lost his mind. Wow, I got three points.

I can't believe it, guys. I wasn't expecting this. I, well, I do have a note that I want to read. I'm a visionary back in the day. I'm like this this curse of is gonna go away like many many things So when are you and I'm gonna complete the room. Okay, thanks brother That's all for this week now you know Who said it brought you by stuck John con February 3rd and 4th in Buffalo, New York Get your tickets down. I'm so excited for it right now. I don't see you guys all excited for me. It's one of the things that I really... It's a problem outside. I really like about you, Carl, as your humble. I like that about you.

I'm the most humble fucking mother fucker you've ever met at, so don't you forget it. What have we done today? Whoo, we've done it all. We talked about tattoo squid podcast, and I still haven't figured out what Drey's problem is. I think getting hit with a cue ball is probably as good an explanation as any. I'll go along with that. Obviously, Gina grads a little bit too excited about the mask singer. Stuttering John does not want to take Q&A

from the audience. You want to tell the jokes you wrote 22 years ago. Get off the stage. We had some great submissions to the Chad Zumak song parody contest. Keep those coming. Please, Harrison Young is asking the questions that nobody else will. Or good. Or do I want to. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. the show. This is a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts coming up on our midweek edition. Um, Ew, it's Christmas. It is Christmas. Wait, I was going to play a song, but I forgot. Happy holidays.

Merry Christmas. Oh my God. Speaking of Insanck, you guys, I don't know if you have Peloton, the bike. Well, JC did a live ride last night. And it was amazing. And I loved it. And I love Insanck. Thank you.

JC Shazay on the Peloton. Yes. Ready for my song? I want to play for you? Yeah, go. What happened to you? You man the capable game people on TV. This is a show called it's happening with Snooki and Joey. That's right.

The Jersey Shore is very on Snooki. It's back in podcast form. And we're going to be enjoying that suggestion from Adam Hughes. It's Hewzzy, hello. He'll be joining us when we record this show on Wednesday. It'll be on Thursday. It's happening with Snooki and Joey. Look forward to that one.

I have a lot of washed up celebrities doing podcasts. They're always so good at it. It's always such a good move for them to make. Doug, thank you so much for coming on the show suggesting the podcast we reviewed today. Always a pleasure talking to you. People should check out who's right, the show that won't stop, can't stop with you and Anthony. What's the way is with who's right? Oh, I do want to mention that February, 3rd and 4th, I'll be in Buffalo at the stud, John, no, no, double con. You're not just doing double, I just, I'm like Ron Burgundy. I just read whatever

card of puts in front of me. Yeah. Fucking card of friend or foe. That's an I ask. I don't know if I should ride bikes with him or not. Oh, thanks for having me on, man. Yeah, dude, it's always a blast and people should check out who's right. You guys are up on YouTube. You have the podcast and of course patreon.com slash. Who's right? Who's right?

Pod. Yeah, just who's right? Who's right? Very good. All right. So what we're going to do is is we're gonna wrap things up. Then we're gonna play some voice mails, read some reviews,

Doug, feel free to hang out, or you can hut later, whichever you prefer, my friend. I wanna be conscious of your time. Please, join us again for the next WOTPS. We find out what's up, bro. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. podcast sleep well everybody okay great show good job everybody great job

everyone this dude is fucking corn you're not Carries Met! There's a lot of you to see me! Uh oh! Great Hard Alert! Great Hard Alert, Claps! And that's the way! Did you go? You like what I tell him?

I like it! You give the shit, you give the fuck! Hey, there you go. Who like me, tell him, tell him. Who gives a share, who gives a pot? Fucking thing suck! Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, make no sense. In a news we'll lose the tightbots. From Facebook we share comments regarding Stuttering John's recent radio interview Pablo Meza writes he got zero from that host after that terrible uber joke. Guarantee he uses it tonight as his comedy show. Andy Whitney has anyone laughed at their own jokes more than a stuck joke. Joe Heinz answers. Jackie he's stealing that bit too. Brian J makes fun of the DJ's fake leg

and the comedy club. How has he not been beaten up yet? Travis, that interview is incredible. That guy seems really enthusiastic about talking about his leg. I can't believe John never asked about it. Brian K Wagner, that DJ is rethinking his career choices in life.

Josh, I've never heard someone try to pack a show by shitting on the town, the venue, and the DJ they like. I guess that's why I'm not a marketing genius like Mr. Hamburger. And from YouTube, we first have some post-sun Chad Zumak. Brian's lawn care has a shocker. Hey, WATP, I love the show so much. I just have to tell you, Chad was actually good on Cleveland Radio. I don't know what happened to him, but at one point, he was kind of funny and kept the horrible Cleveland Radio show in chat. Obviously, things have not worked out for Chad, but at one time, he was alright. That being said, what a fucking tool.

Madhatter91. The Broke Unfunny Fred Durst? Oh wait, Fred Durst is the first broke unfunny Fred Durst. Alex M. with the ponderous, wean way cooler than weezer, maybe time for wean fans to declare war on weezer fans. Principled uncertainty, this is one of the best roasts of Chad I have ever seen. Isis were less brutal. Dead grandma notes, this Chad guy doesn't care a lot. And on the topic of Stutt Joe's resurfacing, Mike's 62 writes, there's non-self awareness,

and then there's John Melendez. ACS Shaap, Stutt Joe is the car wreck, you just got a rubber knack. Pancake nips. I can pull an OJ with my toes. And that horrific laugh weaves after makes me ill. Scott Hogo pines, they should change the name of the club this weekend to the Dabble

Z. Kevin Conner, big shout out to the Menendez brothers. And finally some posts on Harrison Young. Johnny Mars, Harrison has been a legend in the underground public access community for many years. Keep on snap and hairy, Drowny McKilla listener, OMG! I am all in with not only Harrison, but Nick Kardashian. Harrison has that timeless look that conveys drivers

Ed instructor from 1982, and I am 100% here for it. In fact, this fella is a way better host than John. Amazing job boys, Billy Badass. Maybe there is life after Stuttering One. This guy is awesome, he is a real life SNL sketch. Doverman's rule, aww, Harrison is how Carl will be in five years. And Freedom's lunch plays us out with, he's the Larry King of Public Access. Well Doug left us, but did he really leave us at all? Oh, sneaky.

Hey, I'm going for a silent joke and then it backfire because I couldn't bring myself back in. Oh. Whoops. Alright, Hannah, do we have any new reviews you want to read for us? Yes, there's one. It's called Disficable by WC Terry 94. Okay. All this show does is make fun of mentally handicapped people. They should not have a platform and they should be sued for copyright infringement. Alright. Well, today that is that is correct. And we apologize

for that. Is that a five-star review, Hannah? And it is. Oh, very good. Thank you. I appreciate that. One time that the review is correct. Doug, is. Oh, very good. Thank you. I appreciate that. A one time that the review is correct. Doug, I'm glad you're still here because this first voicemail is for you. Hey, Carl. How's it going? I got to admit, I'm a big fan of not big shots

in the everyday people and the everyday people who podcast as well. Trucker Annie, Proge, Mean Doug, and, oh, speaking of mean Doug, people and the friday people who podcasts as well, you know trucker any pro's mean dog and oh speaking of mean dog, my like him and I would do a meet and greet and buy his coffee and the coffee company he wants to start if he'd wash his fucking hands after he went to the fucking bathroom that's disgusting. I don't know you weren't sure can they are fucking the dirty hooker. Why don't you go wash your fucking hands for real and I swear to God if I see people doing that shit I call them out at work that's fucking disgusting.

What's your workin out in the woods? There's nowhere you can wash your hands, buck you for not washing your fucking hands, fucking disgusting, grow up bitch, bye. Okay, if you go to a urinal and you unzip, hold on your underwear, your dick pops out, you piss, you shake your underwear, put your dick back in, zip up, do you wash your hands? If you say yes, you're a fucking liar. Doug, you do not have to wash your hands if you're taking a piss.

I know, that's what the fuck you're saying. I'm 100% with you on that. What's your pissing on your hands? You need to watch that, otherwise, it's not like my dick is dirtier than any other part of my body. So I never understood that. If I go to sporting events,

there's no way I'm washing my hands. I need to get back to my seat. If I go to sporting events, there's no way I'm washing my hands. I need to get back to my seat. If I'm at a concert, you think I'm gonna fucking get soap and water and vomit that shit? So what he was talking about is I told the story on who's right that I was at work and I was standing at the urinal pissing. And then the guy behind me or... I got done pissing, the guy came in,

and he started pissing, and then I had to go to the sink, and I turned the water on to make it sound like I washed my hands, because it was a cold worker. I didn't want him to think that I'm a disgusting fucking pig. Yeah. But that's what he was talking about. God forbid he just gets your hands wet for a second. I'm gonna turn it off.

It's like the kick of that fire. He's whistling, singing the handwatching song. Yeah, he's standing there for 26. I have to sing Happy Birthday twice, right? Is that the other thing? Yeah, right. Hannah, what's your take on this? Wash your hands after pissing, go.

I mean, it's different for girls. It is. I don't know. It is different for girls. Girls are always shoving their fingers in their assholes. I don't know. I don't know. It is different for girls. Girls are always shoving their fingers in their ass holes. I don't know. I don't know what they do. Yeah, when I'm cleaning up, like after I shake

and after I get done peeing, there's no part of my hand that goes inside my body. It's different for guys. Yeah, it's very different for guys. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, my hands don't go inside of my body either for peeing. Could you pretend they do though?

Just for the sake of my show. Yeah, so then in that case, you'd wash your hands. Okay. Or lick them off. Or yeah, or that. I don't know what's going on today. I was playing on the show. I reached a new low. I was playing on the Drew and Mike show. I was playing Dennis Rodman. We found a long lost episode of On the Rebound with Dennis Rodman. And for some reason, Dennis Rodman started talking about the movie The Incredibles.

It was cracking him up. Apparently, it's not like that's Rodman has gone kids or anything. I think it's just like what he watches for entertainment. He's a child. Yeah. Did I most of the episode turn during the thought of Dennis Rodman sitting down in a room by himself at the Bucket Popcorn.

Just to watch the Incredibles. It's like 20 of time this week is so funny. Any laughs as hard as they did the first time, just doesn't like the jokes never get old for them. That is true. I don't think Dennis Robin retains information very well at the stage of his life. Nate from Flint, Michigan called into the show. Hey, Carl, Nate from Flint, Michigan, you know, after vince explains the particulars of insurance adjustment you can go into the abc's of digital marketing because that's compelling content

let's have a half hour on insurance adjustment claims and such maybe we can do a weekly segment with me you know i'm a whiz at my topic cell we could have a spreadsheet with me book you for even entertaining that thought, Carl. Don't make that content. Oh, sure. I thought we were gonna do pivot tables together.

I thought he was being serious. Okay. I guess we're not gonna talk about Excel spreadsheets and that bind. Don't even want to now. Here's a segment I put together called V lookups. He lookups versus indexing. What do you think?

That's compelling shit right there i mean i have by opinions on it but i want to hear the arguments made before i come to a good strong conclusion on it nate calls back in again a car on a from clinton shagan again i would be absolutely delighted to have part of electric as my plus one at your comedy extravaganza coming up on February 3rd, 4th, and 18th or whatever.

I'm not gay or whatever. So if we go ahead and see on the hotel room, he has to agree to be the little film because I'm not gay. But I will compromise with for sweet nothings into that William Shatner Michael Myers mask of his telling to call me. You got my number. All right, Cardiff. If you need a plus one, Nate from Flint is volunteering Hannah, you're gonna make it up to the show in Rochester in February? I'm gonna try to make it on Saturday. All right. Yeah, I'll be embossed in that weekend

and it's gonna be so cold anyway. So I might as well just go to the second party. People keep saying it's gonna be cold. We have beautiful weather in February and Rochester. I saw I saw what Elhoriblay the commercially put together. It looks like it was gonna be like a beach party. Yeah coming up. So that's typical. I'm excited about it. Alright Hannah, that's awesome. I hope you can make it. We'll get you we'll get you involved in the show. Okay. Yeah show your touch or something uh... got episode three fifty three

i can't take my eyes off that fucking potato it's hypnotizing that how is that how is it not that number one show on micolodian for kids i'm hypnotized by this fucking potato car he's got to be on every episode from now on it's funny you say that because i was messing with Christian Blatt after the show. And even he was saying how distracting it was

to be staring at Cardiff with his little smirks and his grins. It is hypnotizing. He would have a very popular show on Nickelodeon, I think, if he were such a psycho. All right, Paco calls it into the show. the show now as we know Paco's a truck driver I believe he's actively looting his truck during this call because that's what it sounds like Yeah

I just got the top top that one the woman that she was reviewing her show Yeah, I think she's looking for the word idea as opposed to story. Yeah, but I could be wrong. You know English is my first language I don't understand what it's called a bitch got to keep saying stories. It sounds so fucking recorded You know saying You guys are doing great. You guys are doing great Thanks Michael go ahead and like use your break time to college show Thanks Michael. Go ahead and like use your break time to college of the show. Yeah.

You know, people with white collar jobs don't call in from a board meeting very often. Go ahead and just wait to get some free time to make the hey, Chip Chipperson College of the Shows. I was loving Chip calls in. Hey college, Chipper. Are you talking about the guy after the young of the other day? Well, it's the father's name, but I was an old or something. Fuck it all run. Chipmunks.

Call me back, dog sucker. Uh, that's a good one. His father wouldn't be, it would be older than Harrison. But my phone note today when I was watching the show, Harrison Young is in his early 60s. Mm-hmm. I mean, it looks like he has, but. Yeah, he could have been anywhere from 25 to 85. Yes, I know.

Exactly. For some reason, I thought maybe he was younger than that, but apparently not. All right, Simon Cowell called it into the show. You guys know Simon Cowell is. This is why I get review girls like Hannah because of the star power of our voice mowers. Calle Lee for a baby baby. Simon Kyle here again.

I couldn't help notice that you were playing a Bufwald famous Jemar Jones, aka Jemar Milley, aka TJ Jamster and the Jemar Maubhabes. What did I just leak his next day, Jitorial debut? Really me. Anyway, Kyle, we have to talk though. You were playing Jamal Jones' music without the express copyright permission from the copyright holder, which is me.

Now, I have a room full of men and funny hats who are named after precious metals who want to sue, but I told them, fellas, I'll talk to Carl, he flew me and him go way back. So I'll tell you what Carl, you pay me $25,000 a month and you'll get to play up to two of your Marjones songs for 30 seconds every month on your podcast. And I know that sounds like a great deal, so get back to me with the beat. Okay Carl, and if I don't hear back from you,

don't you fucking play my coffee right here? I can use the camera. Get out of my way. Okay, Carl, hold me back. It's not a good Simon Colin Prussian, but it works. Yeah, the payoff was good. Yeah, so reason it works. 25,000 a month. That would put me a little bit in the red, but it might be worth it. All right, I'll think about that. Simon Cowell, those songs are great.

I do enjoy playing them. This is the last one we have here. Hey, Carl. It's Ancient Andy here. And I was just calling to give you an observation. There's a lot of things that's bettering John come back. And it's weird listening to it because, like, as he's making a complete fool of himself, sometimes I sit there and I feel embarrassed for him.

And it gets kind of uncomfortable after a while. Not saying to stop doing the bettering John thing, I'm just observing why he embarrassed for himself. When me as a listener who could get too shit about him, it just feels embarrassed about him. And call me back. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second. All right, that's all we have. Hannah, anything you want to promote, anything going on? Carl, you know I don't have anything to promote. I don't know that, that's why I asked.

That's why you asked questions, Hannah. To fight out. Sorry. No. No, thanks again, buddy. It's always great talking to you. Thank you for having me back. Fuck yeah.

Okay, folks, guess what? The episodes over. I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. That was a great episode. That was really great.