Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep365 - It's Happening with Snooki & Joey

Episode Date: December 1, 2022

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and then show over in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called It's Happening with Snookie and Joey. This was a suggestion from Adam. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into the show hosted by Snooki from the Jersey Shore and Joey, Kamastha. Now, he was a year over there in Ireland. Do you guys have the Jersey Shore on your television over there? Do you know about this? Yes, because back in 2000 and it at J.O. was considered to be attractive and female. Yes. This podcast though, this is the perfect example of what I think you called it, Carla. Celebrity podcast, and that's created specifically for the sponsorships, and not for the actual content. It's terrible.

Yeah, there's very little content happening here. It's a conversation between two boring people. Let me read the description of the show. Your girl, Snooki, is here to spill the tea with her squirrel, makeup artist, and GBAF Joey. I'm guessing that means gay boyfriend. GBA. These hot masses will be talking

celibus, hot topics, and and of course getting way too personal. Oh, we're in for a treat everybody. Now I listen to the most recent episode and it starts off with Snookie. She's very excited. Yeah, thanks for coming up. But also her birthday. And she has to figure out how many days it is

until her birthday. She literally counts on her fingers. Just to let you guys know, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, she's gonna five days till my birthday. Thank you. I'm turning 35. You couldn't just subtract the number from the number.

Nope. Wow. But she said, she's very funny. Is she? Oh yeah, like they really sat the tone for hilarious laughter. If you go to clip one, you're gonna laugh. You're fucking deck off You know, he was he always tells us what we're gonna laugh and it never really pans out. It does Uh oh so funny. Hey guys I'm a

SIRTY and Joey What I call me I call me Do you guys remember us? Welcome to it's happening with super enjoy the longest running podcast in her story the best of running podcast the number one podcast of all podcast Do you want to know how I I lied to work so I can leave early today? I told him I was I told her we were in England Wednesday lowhand so I had to leave. You're lying. You're my mother. Oh, I fucking funny is that that's a pretty good anecdote right there. Yeah. We left our ass as well. We got to a good start. All right. So you played the part where

they're talking about Lindsey lowhand. Now the show is mundane banter for the first 20 minutes. And then they're like, all right, let's talk about celebrity news. Okay, there is a reason for this to exist. All right, cool. So they get into celebrity news. Now, apparently there's a new movie out of the Christmas movie. And Lindsey Lohan started,

it's called Falling for Christmas, it's on Netflix. And so they're talking about this movie, and I can't believe how dumb. So they're very excited about Lindsay Lohan, she looks great, she sounds great. Remember, they're watching a movie. Actually, neither of them even watch this movie. That's one of the things you're gonna find out

about this show. Their prop should consist of watching TV shows and movies they're gonna talk about, and, their prop should consist of watching TV shows and movies are gonna talk about and they can't even do that. But anyway, this is how dumb Snooki is. And the beginning, you see her window makeup on. She's like doing a wake up scene. And I'm like, this girl looks fucking gorgeous.

So beautiful. She has her voice back because remember, she had like a little accent at some point. Yeah. But she looks back to normal. It's a movie. You know, she is wearing makeup, right? Even like in a movie, when you wake up in the morning, you're wearing makeup. You know that, right?

So like, I couldn't believe it. They just popped into her room and she woke up. She looks perfect. What are the chances of that? Very impressive. Joey is a, uh, the king of the anecdote. Uh, if you go to clip to you, not, I gotta be honest, this clip's long, but there's a fashion it and payoff where Joey ironically is talking about,

not feeling well. Yeah. But he doesn't know what it is. Does he sound sort of a new? Jesus Christ. You can pull the waga's clip of the world. I have to listen to you talk. I feel better. You're all thinking it. I'm so delighted.

Welcome to the podcast. We're so sorry that we missed you last week. Joey was literally on his deathbed. Oh my God. He sent me a picture and his face is like old drowned out. You I get that they like they use literally ironically, but I still find it annoying. Yes, literally look like you were dying. Like you look like you passed away.

And what was wrong with you, like throwing up and everything? Yeah, so I've never thrown up before my life. Never. Were you crying for mommy? No, I couldn't. So listen, so I went out, I do a work event for some new beer, some new beer thing. So I went to that and it was like, you know, we're just like a mixing, mingle type thing.

Blah blah blah blah. Then I go home, I scoop the boy up and I come home. So we're in bed, like watching TV, everything's fine. That's his boy friend. He's talking about, by the way, because I scooped the boy up and they were in bed. It's like, what's going on over there? Jesus Christ. Joke cut. And I'm sleeping. But I kind of felt like a little a little like tired or like head achy when I went to bed. Yeah, so I went to bed. I think I took aspirin. That's why I had a headache when I went to bed. So I asked for it. It takes us. Not after all, what was it? Adil. So I go to bed and I'm also in the

four o'clock. I was having to form the morning. Do you know what I mean? Great story. More details, please. I'm just not gonna get it. Not really feeling like I was there yet. Please, more. But I'm like, getting not really feeling like I was there yet. Please were but I'm like Oh, that's that's spooky time when like the demons trying to go over maybe you were getting the word Exorcism yet maybe they were trying to take over your body Well, that's what it felt like and you rejected it because you're Catholic like get Oh, that's retarded. I'm gonna go the bathroom thinking I just felt like I had to pee or something,

but I felt like, you know, nauseous. But I was like, I didn't have to go to number two. So I was like, saying that wasn't you got that feeling the back? You're throwing your jaw cramps up? And your mouth starts watering. Well, it was like, it's literally the worst feeling in the entire world. What are they talking about? I don't trust them.

You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? You've been sucking your boyfriend's balls all night. You get that weird thing in the back of the throat? No, I don't know. Just not. You know, like when you've been stuck any way for its balls all night, you get that weird thing in the back of the throat. No, I don't. I was like, wait, this is gonna happen. I feel like that's gonna happen. I haven't thrown up and I remember this because I had OCD about throwing up for many years. I had to take therapy classes for it. OCD about this is OCD just everything now. I'm OCD about throwing up. Yeah. I don't think either. I would call OCD. I also try to avoid throwing up. I don't like it either. I would call on OCD.

I also try to avoid throwing up. I literally OCD. Dude, I have OCD about stomach my toe. It's this, I gotta go to therapy. I was afraid I was afraid I was going to throw up. I was like rituals and things like that. So I didn't throw up. So I know the last time I threw up, it was 10 years old.

I remember it to the day. I remember I ate a root beer icy that day and I threw up. What's a root beer icy? I don't want to know. What's I do. That's how my throat when I was 10 years old. And I haven't thrown up like this. Well, if you have to, did he say never threw up? Yeah. I was saying to him when he was 10. It's different than never. Yeah. You're supposed to throw up to get everything out. Yeah, so I didn't know. So all of a sudden, she started filling out. Coming out.

I was like, I didn't have time to get it. I'm so sneaky. Thank you for that information. I don't know, like nervous or cry because it was like, there's no, it's just, there's something. It just comes over your body and it's happening. It's happening. So I was vomiting and I was like, oh my god.

I'm embarrassed. I didn't want the boy to hear me like throwing up like gross. I want to go like, if it's, I want embarrassed. I didn't want the boy to hear me like throwing up like gross I don't want to go like if I don't ever throw up like I would never want to get gay I got his cock about it. I'd be throwing up in a toilet embarrassing Listen again, you're just knowing that they threw up once in their life. I wouldn't want to hit like his them So I was like, oh my god. I want to hear me yacking like a fucking senile old person Ew, and he smells it and everything so I came back and I so I went in the bathroom

And I like you know, I finished what I had to do. I brushed my teeth and I used the mouth wash and drank some water and just took a beat and washed my face. And it was back in the back. I'm going to kill myself. Take a beat. I'm going to kill myself. Take a beat.

What is wrong with that? If you're slow now, then you think we're bored, please. You can go in there, buddy. Are you a producer? You're so weird. Who are you? I'm really weird. I'm really weird. I'm really weird. I'm really producer? You're so weird. Who are you? I'm really I'm a calm salesman.

I get back to the thing. He goes, are you okay? And I'm like, I was like, yeah, I was like, I was like, my stomach was hurting. I was like, I like, I gagged a little bit. But I didn't tell my projectile vomited. And like, it was disgusting. like I gagged a little bit, but I didn't tell him I would project a vomited and like it was disgusting. So I like acted like a damn sort of getting the chills and like the fucking body aches. So I was like, oh fuck, I have full blown COVID or you know, or I'm dying. So I can like,

Is this thing is full blown COVID? I'm riddled with it. You got some bad news. You're COVID full blown. Damn it. You got some bad news. You're COVID? Full blown. Damn it. I rolled in a patch. I was like shivering.

I had 103 fever when I woke up. I wonder what you got. You have age. You have age. You got the air. You're made of cord. When you're stuck. That felt the needle in here.

Or maybe all the unprotected sex put you here. It isn't clear. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. You have a you got the a your may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here Or maybe all that unprotected sex, but you hear it isn't clear, but what we're certain of is you have a yes You have a not HIV but full Don't even lie, that was four minutes long. There was a payoff. Thank God. Yeah. So I don't know if you noticed or picked up on that, but Joey's co-host, or Snookie's co-host, Joey, is a game on. Did you notice?

I did. Oh, you did. Yeah. Yeah. And you go to clip four, unfortunately, there's been a rise in, he had crime assaults on gay people. Oh, okay. And Snookie and Joey have wonderful advice to avoid. and a rising hit crime assaults on gay people. Okay. And Snooki and Joy have wonderful advice to avoid being violent.

It's tacked for being gay. Should we jump into the meat of the scandal this week? Well, yeah. Well, first I want to talk about Frankie Grande. Oh. I mean, how scary is this? And also you live there. so now I'm worried. But yeah, and then,

Oh my god. Ariola Grande's gay brother and friend of ours, Frankie Marie Grande, was attacked by two teenagers, a 13-year-old and a 17-year-old, and a gay bashing. He was mugged. That had to be gang-related, because your 13 years old, what are you doing? I do think they knew who he was, or he was just extra flamboyant. They said this one's gay

Yeah, I feel like they taxing from behind. I don't think they knew who he was But I know Very good boy and he dressed is very flashy so I'm assuming he was dressed something, you know Not that that's probably a Jewish community if you're a one-drag So not that that's a reason to be fucking But I'm just if if they were targeting. If they were targeting a gay, then they did it. Yeah, he kind of he kind of says, hey girl, I'm gay without saying it with his, you know,

his look. But yeah, he was beat up. So now everyone's just retaliating and mugs. The Jews aren't safe. The blacks aren't safe and the the gays aren't safe. We're all being targeted. Nobody's safe but the lions are next. So I'm calling it now. But yeah everyone's wiling out. So hug your loved ones and be safe, vigilant and get a weapon. How terrifying. Yeah, so I called it mugged

because I live in my neighborhood, it's pretty safe. The only scandal thing that happened by me, someone jumped off the building behind mine in front of an ice cream shop. So I'm glad that Frankie's okay. So yeah, I'm glad that he didn't get anymore. So keep your seat, roll through that one. Yeah, there's a guy just jumped out the building next to mine. Ice cream shops happening everywhere. But then he did and I'm glad they clotted them because they ended up stealing his credit card

and that's how they trace the two people. Oh, Zuma. I got Zuma. They go to jail forever, freaks. Yeah, and if you go to the club or any clubs and just in general, keep watching. Watch yourself and don't drink drinks from a stranger. Not to that. I'm not a stranger. I'm not a drink from a stranger. Run and pack, guys, seriously. Like, you know, you always have a buddy system in a friend. I know it sounds like we're crazy. We're going to call him, I are professional partiers.

And we know how fucking things can go. Don't go, if you're, if you're, if you're a guy in a club, don't go home with him at say night unless your friends are coming with you or like, you know, do it in groups. Like don't go home with one night stands anymore. You're going to be watching. You're going to go in the bathroom.

Like, go home with them. And don't take a drink from it. If you're going to have sex that on the first night, do it in public. Don't go to the place that relieve them and welcome to the body system. Turn your phone. Turn your phone. My friends on fucking extra, be extra, extra careful because people are fucking nuts and I care about you all and I want you to know. I want you to get your back

blown out, but do it in public where everyone can see it. Yes, please. All right. Good advice. You can argue with any of that. If you're a double con, Chuck Deck in the bathroom sucking in the bathroom, yeah, market the comedy club will tell you if you're going to suck someone's dick, do it in the bathroom. All right, or his office and his desk. He likes that too. All right. I'm going to bring

us back to Lindsey Lohan discussion now. And I use I know. I know you're waiting for this. So they're all excited about this movie that neither of them have seen falling for Christmas. I watched the trailer of this movie. It looks so bad. Lindsey Lohan has a skiing accident. So she's like playing Paris Hilton, like a Paris Hilton type person, you know, very wealthy because of her father and everyone knows her. And then she goes out of the skiing, hits her head, forgets everything,

is rescued by these poor people who make her own bad and stuff. And she has like relearned out of live and she's, you know, by the end she's torn, which life does she want. It's so fucking steady. Anyway, it's not the point. That's not the point. The point is snooki is so excited that Lindsey Lohan is back. She thinks that this project might get greenlit because now that she's showed her potential and she's like, I'm back like I'm ready to work. Like she's

fully back 100% Lindsey Lohan. now the consider doing Mean Girls 2 to see like where they are as moms like can you imagine that's I don't know well mean girls too that ship itself they're not making mean girls too snuck it's not happening stupid is that mean women I think it's sounds good. Yeah. Well, I mean, and I probably gonna see it, but not a lot of people will. So because Lindsey low hands in this movie, she's got all the stuff going on, Snooki decides that she is going to try to get Lindsey on her show. This does not go well. He's back. So definitely check it out Netflix. It's called Falling for Christmas and I just tweeted today.

It is a number one movie in the world this week. That's a big, that's a big movie in the world. Wait, and I DM her. What'd she say? Oh my God. Why am I DMing all these people? So she didn't write back, but I DM her when I noticed she was doing press in the city. And I was like, Oh, girl, how long are you here for?

I would love to get you in studio on my part. That's the right back. Why would you bring that up? I DMed her what she said. I should never she never responded. It's actually quite embarrassing.

Yeah. Sorry, I brought it up. I think about it. I want to also show you where they first start talking about celebrity news. Because again, this is not a good topic for these two. They don't know what they're talking about. Well, first I want to talk about Casey Anthony. Did you hear about this?

Yeah, I heard. Now I thought this was a woman who got killed. She didn't get killed. Her kid got killed. She killed her child and then she was, she wasn't guilty of it. I mean, you don't need to have show prop to know Casey Anthony is I think that you know there's a new doc out. It's kind of a big deal. Everyone's talking about this idiot. Yeah, she died, right? She was killed All right, I people in the discord let me know mean girls to already exist. Okay

already exists. Okay. I'm sorry. That's not the part I picked out. That's how cool you are, man. We just got a Patreon exclusion. All right. So this is part of their like ban turn the beginning of the show. We're talking about nonsense. And so Joey, I don't know if you know this. And I'm he's a gay guy. guy What yeah, Joey's a gay gentleman. He has a boyfriend. What do you mean like he ditch women? No, no Not at all not at all The last time he saw a vagina was on his birthday. Oh So he's talking about how his boyfriend was out and he got wasted the night before because he had the house to himself We got wasted on my house I once want to like, you know, I had a night off from the mystery because he was, he had a movie, he was going out to the movies of his friends and um,

You sure you want with his friends? Um, yeah. First of all, is he 12 going to the movies with his friends? Well, who does he got the movies with? Oh, I'm just saying, like he's 12. Yeah, a king of strangers. I don't go to the movies. You're going to go to the movies with your friend,

he's 12, he's 14, I'm showing up. Oh, when he's 12, you'll see a movie, your parents dropping you off the movie with your friends. So Joey's just like, what do you want to eat? What else he's supposed to go with? So they follow up that conversation with this. So Joey's just like, well, what do you mean? Well, he's supposed to go with. So they follow up that conversation with this. So I mean, this is ridiculous because

Joey's constantly getting distracted during the show. So right here, he's getting a text from his boyfriend during the show. So I mean, you have a very, very cute, festive apartment. Thank you. So I just got a text from the boy. He goes, oh, Joe, are you fucking kidding me with this food? It is the food. Oh, did you buy it? Did you make him food? I made I made the most delicious Greek check in the other night

And he took it to work today and I knew it's gonna blow his balls off. Oh, we had it for lunch Yeah, I pack his lunch and I make right I you should see me. No, you guys he packs his lunch He does everything because when I say he's 12 he's literally 12. I hope not That would be illegal. I hope he's not dating at 12. He's literally 12. Joey just went up on my estimation. Not as a cool guy. It's pretty cool.

It's pretty cool. It's some fine. He went to the waitress with his friends with you 12. Yeah, he'll be 13 soon though. Yeah. Something deal on that. But you're problem. This is Joey just getting distracted by his phone during the show. So that's the only thing that I'm missing.

What's that noise? Sorry, there's a man talking on my phone. Yeah, so I'm ready to go. I mean, it's my birthday. It's Thanksgiving. Wait, I'm going to see you one Thanksgiving. I know. I think so. Are you still coming?

I don't know. I might just stay home. Oh my God, you're a loser. We're going to see what happens that day. Are you depressed? No, I'm not depressed. I'm just like overwhelmed with the holidays. All right. He just can't even with the holidays. It's just too much for him. That's a good idea for the sequel to the Lindsey Loan film

overwhelmed for the holidays. overwhelmed for the holidays. Star Joey Suckadeck. And then, so they're literally making plans for Thanksgiving during the podcast. And thankfully, Snooki finally says, what are we doing? We have to stop doing this.

When I'm in charge of them, I don't mind. Because I like to be in charge. If someone else is in charge of it, I don't know if it never know, if there's gonna be enough food, if they're ordering it, if appetizers, I'm wearing and be- So you could be in charge of it, it's just us.

I mean, it's just the three of us, or it's okay, who else is gonna come? Well, let's talk about it later. Okay. Not in the podcast. Yeah. Why don't you make your fucking dinner plans? Well, you're not broadcasting. Okay. Not in the podcast. Yeah. Why don't you make your fucking dinner plans? Well, you're not broadcasting.

That's our novel idea. It's a script. But yeah, the problem with the shows that they record a conversation, they don't record a show. Right. I don't know. On like pros like us. Yes.

But look at that. I should call it a car. Yeah. And music guy. I am. I like music. Yes. But look at I should ask the car. Yeah, big and music guy. I am. I like music. Yeah. And what about you producer Christian music guy? Yeah, I dabble. Well, I'm, I rollically going to see the cure of Friday. Which I need quite badly. Nice. But I think we get all agree that the top music act in the world was iron Carter. Oh sure yeah. That guy was a soul. It's awesome. Joey and Snoopy have such a heartfelt sincere and anic-doter by the Iron Carter. They really mean it. How did the Aaron Carter die? Did they just find him like in the top or something?

Did he go D or what do they do? I think he overdosed on great albums. He overdosed on hit songs. Well, they were hit about. He put out a song that was so good that his little brain couldn't take it. He died of success. Yeah. One who air in Carter and celery job, what does Evacovid be Hello, everyone. Almost all our moments.

Welcome to the podcast to speak. We are dedicating this podcast to Aaron Carter. We, as you all know, we are obsessed with him. We will always be obsessed with him. And he passed away a couple days ago. And we're all heartbroken. I feel like all of our crusaders like he was like our first like real fun interview and I feel like he came out to us right like we just had a lot of shit. Yeah

do you remember the interview's making? I feel like he said stuff right? We are heartbroken. We love Aaron Carter and it's just such a sad story because obviously he was battling addiction and like all these mental illnesses and everything. And all these all these mental illnesses that he had mental illness can literally drive you crazy. Starris. Yeah. Very sad. So yeah, we we honor you today or our fallen crusader Aaron Marie Carter. Well, I'm addicted to math, but you know also I have some depression issues on top of that. Yeah Marie Carter, we love you Exciting, you know like where am I gonna get math? I get it. I like just

How come on a math words the other math? It's a valid fear. Did you see backstreet boys had a concert and They're like a scheduled concert and I'm sorry, but like I don't even know how Nick did that. God forbid. So Nick found out like an hour before he went on stage that his brother passed away and you know, we all how is he able to lip sync those songs? With that way got him.

It's kind of very difficult still hitting on those dance moves. Oh, no, that they weren't like they didn't have the best relationship because Aaron was using everything and Nick just wanted him to get better and stuff like that so they didn't have the best relationship but still it's his brother. So, he was on stage and a lot of the fans reported it and they were saying our rest and peace to Aaron and everyone. You can just hear the audience screaming for him and singing the songs together. And Nick was just breaking down stage and I lost it when I watched it.

During, I feel lonely. But my thing is, if that was me, I'd have to... Hold on a second. Stoogie got teary eyed during a Backstreet Boys concert that she wasn't even at. It was just too much. It was over a while. I think the story checks that out. I mean, you've gone on the stage. Well, I mean, that's why all the fans were like, thank you so much for not canceling. Because you know, they were probably so excited for it, but also like felt awful for Nick.

So I don't know, the whole situation was just really sad to watch. I think they were out of the country. I'm not sure, but for the timing that I saw it, I would happen that the end of the next day, nevermind. But yeah, within the timing, I don't think he had even, we'd the time he would I saw it. I would happen that then have him the next day never mind But yeah, and within the time again, I don't think he had even it would have time to have left the country and it got back You know and he was already gone. You know what I mean? So So yeah, I he put on a great face and it's just yeah, I couldn't imagine like how emotional I must be because even I said I don't know if they were estranged when he died

But I knew that we're not sure. I'm not sure. But can you imagine? No. Like, oh my god, like I haven't talked to him in like a couple of months, like, oh, I can't even. I was so pissed off about the weather. There was a heat wave in the North East.

It was eating these up. Oh my god. Can we talk about that? Yeah, let's talk about that real quick. I mean, they're talk about that real quick. And we're trying to speculate on something they have no idea about. What's the point of this conversation right now? Yeah, but to be fair, I can enjoy Black Street Boys' concert on side of the weather's bad. Yeah. Like, you need to think about other people, Carl. Good point. Good point. You think it was one of those outdoor shows at a football stadium.

Yeah, I think that it's next night to giant stadium. Yeah, right. I'll sell it out. I'm sure. And the amazing thing is they never repeat a song. I know. And like basically the the bottom of the beetles could have been. Yes, obviously. Speaking of touring, Joey wants to take this thing on the road. Can we come over so we can get new headshots for our next tour? With you? Our next tour. We're going on tour in the spring. Who said?

I want to book it. I miss the crusaders. Oh, you see them at your other shows, but they're not the same people and I'm poor. So apparently this show that's called it's happening with Snooki and Joey, they do live shows of this nonsense. Could you imagine being at one of these things compelling? I was watching a video on their Instagram. It was promoting their live shows when they were doing them earlier this year and they couldn't get a single shot of more than five fans.

And any of these video clips they're playing for other shows it'd be like fans lining up in a giant empty room and there's like six people including the two hosts. Yeah, it's, no wonder. He's like, what do you mean the spring tour? I'm not doing that. Fuck it. That's embarrassing.

I'm not doing that again. He's got TV. Where did this Joey guy come from? Obviously, he has a day job. He's not a celebrity. What's his deal? He's just friends with Snooki. Yeah, I just think that he albums to be a gay guy that knows a famous person and not enough these days.

That is enough these days. That'll get you pretty far. This guy is a spaz. He needs to calm down and just try to think of one thing at a time. Yeah, ask him if I have it. Yeah, because if you don't have it, I know that's something you wanted and I want to get that. Anywho.

So yeah, I'm making chickens. I'm technically the husband. I'm going to room of the house. I'm gonna go to the tree lighting ceremony. Do you think we should get tickets from our publicists? Dude, come down there, buddy, relax. You can get it all out. This is him just being completely incoherent.

But I like that area because I knew. He's talking about, he had this getaway to upstate New York and he's bragging about it to Snooki because she couldn't be there because she was working or something like that. But I like that area because I knew of it before I knew things to do and I don't want to be stuck in the house and I knew I had friends there if I got sick of hanging out with my friend by

myself, which I never did. But we went to all the hot spots. Talk about retarded. Talk about retarded. What are you talking about? You lost your mind. Now, Husey, do you ever like to drink alcoholic beverages? A one beverage?

Like a beverage that has alcohol in it. Alcoholic beverage, you ever drink that? What do you mean like milk or something? No, no, no, I mean something that probably fermented possibly. Like milk. Like milk. So our friend Joey does like milk milk. I can't. I can't. Our friend Joey does like to drink and Joey has one of the most amazing sangria recipes.

Producer Chris, get your panoradie because we're going to have to try this later tonight. I want to make sangria with messy mom. Does everyone how to do that? Did you? I think you did. I think every year, every year. So I take the Cabernet Sauvignon. It's the best one to use. It's the chaos Cabernet.

You take a bottle of that, put it in a jug. Then, or a jug. Then you take apple cider, like a good apple cider from like a orchard, not like apple juice. Like apple cider, take apple cider. And I have. Apple cider from an orchard. Not apple juice, where's that from?

I'm saying, not just saying. Yeah, not Apple juice. Where's that from? Say, not just saying Greya, by the way. No, there's something else going on here. It doesn't add her all up. So two cups of the apple cider in there. And then I would do like a half a cup or one cup of cinnamon lacour cinnamon whiskey. Sorry, I like fireball, but any other cinnamon flavored liquor,

put that cheerlegging to your taste, and then I put a bunch of fruit in it. Then I put in... To taste. Like after... Yeah, put a little bit of... Like what to taste. That's so good.

It's not salt, you idiot. Olds, you can put cranberries, you can put pears, you can put oranges, cinnamon sticks, like anything full, cloves, or what's that little spice? It looks like a star star anise. Anise. Anise. Star anise, I don't know.

Put it on there. I never heard it. And then you just pour it over ice, pour it up. And it's honestly my favorite thing, great. It tastes just like a Yankee candle, but the messy mom gets you churned and does get your hungover. And it's just like the yummiest, coziest fall thing ever.

That's cool. Well, it tastes like a kiss. Yeah. Fuck that. That's telling it. Yeah. That's terrible.

How do you spell Arnus? Yeah, I don't know. I'm doing something about there. He said like a star a-ness or something like that. Yeah, hide the fuck, but he find out my dot on Google. So you want to put your boyfriend's brown star in it. Just to taste. To taste.

I love the ad reads that are going on. They're all host red ad reads sprinkled throughout the episode. They have like six or seven odds per show. Yeah, like they've got to be making effigions per episode. They're probably making hundreds of dollars per episode based on their download. I don't know, it's nothing to this shit. But anyway, this I thought was kind of interesting because I'm not sure what she means by this. So a lot of these products are handmade made in the United States, which we all love, I say, made made in the United States, which we all love, I see all.

Wait, what do we love? Do we love? Do you love? United States? Do we love handmade? Do we like the product she's talking about? Do you like things being made in the United States? I don't know what she means by that. So many are Republican. Yeah, right. All sneaky watch out. Sound a little red over there. She really is. I'm talking. Do you, are you familiar with what pilgrims are? And I'm familiar with this concept. I'm oh, yeah. Okay. I don't know what's

going on over in Ireland. I don't know what you're learning about, but you're in the states. We had these things called pilgrims who came over and I learned something new about them. Um, I had to dress like a pilgrim at work today. That's racist, Joey. No, that wasn't an Indian. I was a pilgrim. Is it racist? Yes, our pilgrim's racist. Sure. Why not? Our pilgrim's racist. Why not? They are now. If you have my clip for Joey has a lot of times where he accidentally says something racist. This is him talking about the rapper called, uh, Tiger, uh, your favorite producer, Chris. Yeah.

Cause I think QZ is literally dying. Yeah. Yeah. I'm really worried about you. Plus he's drinking, was that water? No, I'm really worried. Was that water? No, I'm really worried. Share Intigra dating. You're lying. No, they were seen at her at her Malibu

Oasis. He was leaving the house and then he went to Nobu and she went Sephora. So that means they're dating. Well, what else is Tiger doing at her house house knocking the dust off that pussy. Oh, that's Kylie. Kylie is X. Tiger. Tiger. Discusting. Tiger. Why would he think he's named as tiger? I believe there's only one tiger for what I've heard.

Well, I lied in your hush. Speaking of black people, this is a conversation about all the black Friday specials that our friend, Joey wants to promote. You might want to write down these. There's a lot of great products he's going to tell you about. And black Friday specials. I'm doing. I'm not doing anything for. Can you?

Oh, I have, no, I might be doing a camera special. I have to stay tuned,, I'm not doing anything for one. Can I help? Oh, I have, I'm, I'm, I'm maybe doing a camera special. I have to stay tuned, but I'm, I'm maybe doing a black Friday camera special, but I also have some, I'm not really selling anything. Never mind. Yeah, what are you talking about? No, pretty good promo there, buddy. Yeah.

Yeah. It's time you have a buck plugs instead of product plugs plugs and then snooki because the holidays are coming up. But birthday is coming up. Mm-hmm. She pulls an opi here and decides she wants you to send her stuff. Well, I just want everyone to know it's my birthday on Wednesday. So I really hope that you all wish me a happy birthday and you send me guests because it's my birthday and I like to be spoiled and I'm gonna be 35 almost almost

to 40 bitches I'm getting old. Who says send me gifts? I'm an opiacy. Well he's the first I've heard say send me gifts on their show before and to be fair I thought she was much, much older. She is unattractive. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm tanning is bad for your skin. I just want to want everybody to know. And probably that's angry at you too. Probably. All right. So here's another show that they want to talk about in their celebrity news segment. Are you watching white Lotus?

Oh, I forgot. You're never saw any of it? No, I keep forgetting because I'm bingeing all these other shows. I need to do some almost. I see it's'm binging all these other shows. I need to know your strokes almost. I see it's one of those week to week shows. Are you watching this show? Because I'm watching the show.

No, I'm watching this other show. This is the thing that crows perfectly pointed out. Yeah, it's not your person. This is not your personality. Like, okay, let's talk about the TV shows that we're watching. No, absolutely right. That's not what a show is. And then because there are so many advertising breaks,

they find just the right segue to go into these ad spots. That's not what a show is. And then because there are so many advertising breaks, they find just the right segue to go into these ad spots. I thought this was perfect. Yeah, because she doesn't want to work at home or anywhere, because there's LGBTQ things over there. And DJ ain't about that life. I mean, it's happening. I mean, perfect.

So good chemistry. Also, I was not surprised to hear this advertiser out the show. Well, good for you. You're you're an amazing housewife and you're getting it in and you're doing all the things. I mean, I'm happy for you. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Of course it is.

Of course it's sponsored by BetterHelp. Shocking. And you would think they would have a Bluetooth sponsorship because it always have them sex. There's no way anyone can get a hard dick for for Mr. Schnucki or whatever. Mr. Schnucki. You bring up a good point. He was the, I have more clips, but I just can't listen to this anymore.

I need to move ahead. Well, if you noticed, I only sent you five clips. Thank you. There's like, send you dozens. So to make up for that, I've, at the last time I was on, we made fun of big pussy, Mike Tyson. Yeah, that's a little fucking hell in a bike chain. Yeah, it's fucking girl.

Yeah, she sold to me a cup for the short clips on Snooki. I brought you three Mike Tyson's. And number six is the thing that Anthony Courmier talks about with Gene O'Baskanthek. Hey, did you do the butter sandwiches and stuff? No, oh, dude. Okay, I, I didn't like butter like that. I like, I liked fucking mustard.

Oh, yeah, this guy. No, I would make mustard sandwiches. You know, I'm gonna, you know, I'm gonna fuck you up. I would put mustard in my hand and then put salt and pepper on it and lick it. I could dig that, too. I was like, you greedy nits. I'll let you call it. When I, and pepper on it and lick it. I could dig that. I was like, you greedy nits. Holy, you call that.

When I did it? The whole you now. Oh, I'm 55. Have you ate starch? What starch? You're a starchie. What's it? I'm not talking about my ass.

What's the starch? I'm not talking about the dude. What the hell is going on? What the hell is going on? What the hell is going on? You ain't talking about it. What the hell is going on? What the hell is going on?

What the hell is going on? What the hell is going on? What the hell is going on? What the hell is going on? What the hell is crazy? You're just talking about it. And the blue box you never saw. I'm gonna about y'all. That's what I'm going with. You know what, nothing. It's talking to the blue box. Yeah, what's going on? You're making what is going on? I'm making what is going on. Wait a minute, is this what you're doing?

Wait a minute, is this what you aren't with? Huh? Yeah, hold on, let me see, yeah. Argo? And the blue box. What? Look at that, is. You got it?

Yeah. Cuss. Yeah, cuz you well It's cuz y'all don't have shit. You know how so how did you eat it though? Did you earn it first? What it tastes like it tastes like it tastes like chalk The fuck is going on The greatest fighter all time And he eats fucking laundry detergent that's what fucking Mike Tyson does yeah I'm going to go up the grid, find her all time. And he hates fucking laundry detergent.

That's what fucking Mike Tyson does. Yeah, it's not helping. Is it any grids? But, conversation that was going on before that, where he poured mustard into his hand with something. Yeah, it's like, yeah, one age, whatever.

And it just took it in stride. Yeah, of course, he doesn't do that Do this homeless you were just like dude. What do you do? I invented that The person he's doing the show with is Leslie Jones. Oh that guy. Yeah, so Question is who would your other fuck Mike Tyson or Leslie Jones? I've got to take it from behind from one of them. I got to think Mike's got the smaller piece. Well, Mike Tyson, you know, he's a topical guy like the shares opinions on modern stuff. They get to the conversation on Kanye West and Kanye West years ago

very tragedy lost his mom, very sad. So here's my Tyson, his heartfelt response to Kanye West. Your black ass, fuckery. Did you talk about Kanye? Did you have to do that? No, I did my fuck. Oh, I thought that was Leslie Jones. I'm like, oh, Leslie Jones, I'm terrible.

Your black ass, fuckery. Did you talk about Kanye? Did you do that? Oh, I did my fuckery of the week on him. Tell me about that. Tell me about that. Tell me about Kanye. Give us a, yeah, you trust for a sense of that here.

Can we just say is all black people and I'm just not trying to be disrespectful to my people, but this is something I feel like, y'all, maybe not understand totally. Like that boot, that dude lost his mother. That's the response he thinks it's hilarious. Pretty funny, pretty good stuff. It is pretty good.

It's a glorious. Of course, Harry O'Hour. But of course, Mike has an opinion on the state of a council culture and I clip it. Good. I need to hear Mike's hot take on this. No, I don't care about that castle shit because, man, shit, my news bit released. It's gonna cancel me then. I don't give a fuck.

Isn't it kind of like, fuck either? Isn't it kind of like, it's not about that. It's just like, I don't give a fuck Camphor the bitch It's like grown shit. People gonna make mistakes. Now, and then what's so, what's so hypocrite? How you saying hypocrisy?

The hypocrisy of cancer is that y'all don't actually cancel the people who need to be fucking. I can't say fucking, what I can't say retarded. I can't say magic. So what the woman is saying, a small person, what you want me to say? A little small person, how do I get to Harlem? Yeah, like, one of those guys

was mentally deficient and he's a small, you can't call him a return of midget, what's the problem, what's going on here? Kind of world-to-be-living. Mike. That's pretty good take, it's pretty funny. Leslie Jones is kind of stupid, huh? Holy shit.

Yeah, I wish there was lashing Nelson. Um, Carl, could I drop out of the recording? Of course you can, sir. I feel bad for it. I'm fucking dying right now. I'm so sorry, buddy. Feel better. That's okay. I'm producer Chris. She had her looks incredible as always. Stop it. I know. Feel better, buddy. I'll speak to you next week. It's Huzi. Hello.

Use the podcast. You can find them all over YouTube. Just look for Huzi with a Z. All right, buddy. Thanks, guys. Feel better. Sit. Wow.

Well, I think we might have just created the. Grinjob the week. Grinjob the week. However, I have we might have just created the. However, I have another one to go on with that. Adam Thurow was checking out the Bernie and Zach show. And the Bernie and Zach show, uh, I guess he says that there's two subscribers on YouTube for their show and he's one of them. Let's see what they're up to. You know, Christmas has come in here soon. And it's always, always something that I like to watch is a national

ampune's Christmas vacation. It's very classic with Danny DeBito. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a classic. Oh, yeah. That movie was Danny DeBito. Yeah, sure. Classic, yeah. I could say so. Yeah, we're on the same page. Of course. All right. I didn't realize this, but the women from Mom Swipes Laugh to remember that show. We reviewed their show. They talked about us.

We played a couple clips from that and then we moved down with our lives. I don't care if I've gotten involved with them. That's why he's still a potato to this one. Well, because of Mom Swipes Laugh. Because of Mom Swipes Laugh, very good. Wow, you have a good memory producer, because it's like keep you around.

And you don't sound like you're dying, so that helps too. So apparently, my swipe slots have been trying to get our attention for a while now. Yeah. And so what they did is they decided to have our buddy Lorenzo Areola on their show. Oh. Yes.

You got our attention. Yeah, so there you go. All right, we'll check that out. We're gonna talk to Lorenzo. And so they feel like they were treated unfairly compared to the way that Lorenzo was treated. Have you heard of this guy Lorenzo Areola? If not. So W-A-T-V are our friends, our lovers.

They roasted a podcast called That's All Funny. Okay, the guy that does it is a sweet heart cutie pants. Oh, Lorenzo, Ariola, I don't know if that's his real name. It's a good name though. In any case, they loved him. W-A-T-P loved him. I wonder if it's because he's a dude. Probably.

He burps during his podcast, he breaks into song. I love that. We love both. And those are things that we were criticized for. Correct. And so they try to say that we liked him because he's a guy. Yeah, we never make fun of guys out of this show.

That must be what it is. So then they bring on Lorenzo. It was the best thing that happened to us. Yeah, it's crazy the following I'm getting from that, I guess, exposure, which I didn't intend to. I was just kind of, hey, I'm in a broadcast, my zany life to the world. I don't really care if this gets picked up,

but yeah, they just blew it up and it's crazy. Are they being kind? Yeah, they are. Good. Yeah, it's crazy. I thought the internet was the complete opposite. Well, no, no, it can be. Yeah, no.

Our experience was slightly different, but I'm very happy that you're having something else. I do think a little bit, it's because you're a man. That could be. So congratulations on that. It's not, no. See, this is the problem here with the mom's wife's left women. You're trying too hard. The reason why we like Lorenzo, we don't like you,

is Lorenzo's just natural. He's just funny. He's not even trying that hard, but he's just an interesting guy. And you women are trying so hard. You want it too badly, and it shows, is the problem. So, let's fast forward to that's all funny. Let's check out what Lorenzo is talking about on his show. That's all fun I always like when he has a fun anecdote for us. He starts off his show with a great anecdote

Do you all use butt wipes? Like a guy used to work with this was years ago at Taco Bell He's the type of guy would button the very top button on his shirt. He would bring his own wipes in his pockets because he just refused to use the toilet paper. And I mean, I can almost understand because toilet paper in most fast food restaurants is barely even a toilet paper, but I don't know, I just thought it was fucking gay. I like how companies now are like spending huge amounts of money to market these butt wipes as masculine, you know. You might as well be using like a douche in your ass hole, you pussy bitch. Jesus Christ.

Wow! Coming in hot with that take. So this is now an example of what those moms, right, left women were complaining about. What's one of their names? Jen and something. I know. See. All right. Yeah. I tried to take it too far there.

Showing off or something. Yeah. My bad. So they're complaining. They're like, well, they we got goofed on because we would break into song. It's like, well, yeah, because you're obnoxious and you're not funny. This is how it's done right here. I'm sitting in my room with a needle in my hand, waiting for the tomb of some old dying man.

Pull the butt wipe out of your ass. Hey, I remember when I worked at the home improvement depot type store. And listen to that segues or any other podcast or pulling that shit off right there. Ladies, if you're going to be try hardy, try to be more retarded. Yeah, exactly. Because this guy, he's obviously not thinking this through. It's just coming out. Which is great. And it's brilliant.

Normally, I don't like improv, but. It's brilliant because he starts telling the story. By the way, I listed the whole interview he did with mom's play stuff. He does have bullet points written down for his show. I knew it. I knew it. There's no way he just goes from top to top. It's just great. That was my theory.

So Lorenzo, he transitions from the butt wipe conversation into this other job he used to have at a home improvement store. And apparently, there was this really hot Mexican chick who worked at this place that he was shy around. He had a hard time talking to her. So he's going to bring that up to set up a joke that he has written down for himself here. I would be too shy to talk to her. And also, I think English was her second language So yeah, I didn't really have any pickup lines in Spanish. I think the only word I could say in Spanish was broke

How to joke there didn't work out It was just literally a bullet point I don't know what that joke was. What joke here? Get a good ride. That's what my notes say too. Think of something witty on the fly. Oh fuck. Throw away joke.

Damn it. Why am I not more specific in my notes? All right. So he brings up this girl. He's talking about hot chias and telling this whole story about how he finally got the balls to talk to her one day and tell her how beautiful she is and all of the story leads to this. and she had gotten out from work really late one night, like around midnight and was driving home and was just in a terrible car accident and just died instantly. All right, well, glad you brought that up,

that Laura had done. It's a really great story, fucking guy. And I know what you're thinking, like that's not a good payoff for this story. Oh, it's not done yet. Because apparently Lorenzo found her Instagram account and she was putting some sexy aspects before she died up on that Instagram account and he was pretty excited about it. But of course, you know, now she's passed away and you know, what do you

do with that kind of stuff now? Uh, worst thing about this is like, I've struggled to like look at her Instagram now. I mean, okay, I kinda struggle, but it's like my dick and my brain having a huge conflict of interest, you know? Now I still jerk off to her Instagram phone and now I just feel bad about it. Yeah. It's basically what he just said.

Well done, sir. It makes me cry, but luckily I got the Kleenex out. Well done. The other thing he talks about in the show is this mattress commercial. And he fucking loves this mattress commercial, which is pretty good. I guess because of this commercial, this company,

I went out of business. And Lorenzo thinks it's fucking great What better way to remember 911 than with the twin tower sale right now you can get any size mattress for a twin price Full mattress twin price wing mattress twin price king mattress swing price store myself all day long We'll never forget. Oh, right. So loved that commercial because of course he does. So a lot of that show to twin price double the price. I mean, no, that's a twin mattress.

You're going to riff by that commercial Chris. I mean, it's a twin mattress. Sorry. All right. You gonna riff by that commercial, Chris? I mean, it's pretty good. They wait to show it to everybody. It's pretty funny. Yeah. Yeah, apparently people were so pissed off about that, that that store got vandalized and they went out of business.

She didn't have to do this apology tour. She's not seeing that. She had a apologize even that commercial. What a dumb ass. No, this thing is bad. listen, that's what I say. Oh, wow. I have one more clip here that I enjoyed from Lorenzo, because he's been doing research on Wikipedia.

And you know around this time of year, I think every year Wikipedia starts asking for donations, because it's expensive to have a website that big that you're hosting. So they're looking for donations and he ain't having that. Also, I was researching some stuff on Wikipedia, you know, a little while ago. And I keep getting like their sob story in my face about how, oh, when it rests for money, and if you could just give two dollars and seventy five cents so the site can keep going if you've even gotten a more silver information from us anything donations could help keep it alive. It's like bro I don't even round up my change to give to real charities

you know like march of dimes or that bitch Susan Coleman. Yeah. Boom. He's the gang. He really is crazy. Like, the wiki, fucking, what are you, please? What are you, please? Yeah, you're thinking you're gonna start with you?

Yeah, my mom was dying and I fucking had better shit today. I think I'm gonna give you two bucks. Don't tell me you have to scroll down. Yeah. Fucking great. I love this guy. Boom. Yeah love this guy. Alright, oh, we got to talk about our Chad Zumak song parody contest.

It's time to mock Zumak. Crosthen in a song parody for us to check out here. Please, please, please, please, please, please, wow. Well, that crush. Good submission. That's in the running. It's in the running because I don't have to mail his prize out. I can just hand it to him next time I see him. Here you go.

It works out well. All right, our buddy, Mr. Magenta, sent in a couple of songs, and this is everybody knows Chad's name. Joe Rogan. You know my name. Bert knows my name. Tom knows my name.

Already knows my name. John. Truly. Bob. Please clap. And what loves the please clap. That's great. And then this is another one from Mr. Magenta.

Fuck you Chad. next so shut shut your mouth I ain't listening to any how we've had enough enough out of you enough till I stay in a lifetime through he steals credit constantly has no skill for comedy and if you truly didn't care you wouldn't bitch that life's not fair Ochan and I don't care I don't give a shit I don't care if I talk to call ever again I don't care Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Here we go, it's just sad The bait of bitch is always mad You don't know what's been going down You are hated all over compound

So shut, shut your mouth You ain't funny anyhow We've had enough, enough out of you This douchebag prick could get a clue So why do you act the fool? Side you peaked in high school, and if you truly didn't care, you wouldn't bitch that life's not fair, O Chad. Don't care.

Come on, guys. Give me at least 48 hours before the part of you. I fuck you. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na I'll fucking chat. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no from user you down with OPP and there's a video component to this if you haven't seen this. Why we Kazawi is all I can say about this one. That's great. It starts with a heart, take comedy clubs, wear a pain, wads of 20s, that's how I'm paid Open for floor team, listen to my set bomb, I can post my own tweets, also sock puppet tweets, see a credit card, leave pun, no shame No swaps, no stagger with a beer, right cop lights, got a urinal on my hair, can't avoid to do my fame And a camera store could hire ready, well not quite

Car crash was coming in, a hurry vision's blurry with flesh down. My neck. Stream mainstream podcasters battle, dumps severed blocked, the crew's super lame. Tell them, uh-oh, there I go, popular and high school. And what do you mean? Content house says myself, not invited, won't see. Look at Chris's big teeth. W, with the statues, she's a relevant, it's not spiked.

Right, the vitriolic alcohol, it's like, I feel it, pretty psyched. It's the end of my career as I know it. It's the end of my career as I know it. That's amazing. It's the end of my career as I know it. And I don't care. Six o'clock comedy hour for out of seven.

Now I'm the hour of crashing burn down turn. Listen to my gut turn. Oh Turn me into a turn me into lies Opera, these solutions, Opera, me alternatives and I Declined It's the end of my career as I know it It's the end of my career as I know it It's the end of my career as I know it And I don't care The other night I opened my Twitter feed only to find Oh no, blew my mind I don't care. The other night I opened my Twitter feed on me to find, oh no, do my mind. Brian, time, Alex, time. Relocation, I'll send you a busy mayor for Fox 8.

Hop who party, can't take, tells me you'd move. Alcohol, 50, all the time, fight, fight. Right? Right. It's the yesterday, the fight queer, Tres Islands, streaming, it's the yesterday. The fight queer, it's the yesterday. You're the cruise mat cool. That's not a cool crew. You guys aren't the cool kids.

I was talking about you. I was talking about you. I was talking about you. I was talking about you. I was talking about you. I was talking about you. I was talking about you. I was talking about you. I was talking about you. I was talking about you. I was talking about you. You're pretty much not cool. That's not a cool crew.

You guys aren't the cool kids. I was pumped in high school. I don't care. I don't care. Please clap. Brilliant! You even got the jet bush with his face on it, do it with the police club, and the other unbelievable.

That's a lot of effort. One of that one only shit. The video component's amazing. But the song on the town is also hilarious. It's good that it has the lyrics out there because it does go pretty quick in a few places. But wow, that is impressive. You down with OPP, I think it's a front runner right now.

I should have mentioned this when I was talking about Crojas is pretty good. Yeah, I should have talked about this. I was trying to out a mail, shit. Thanks for reminding me. I should have talked about this if I was a pro when we were talking about Wikipedia with Lorenzo because that would have segwayed nicely,

but I didn't, so now I'm making it very clear that I fucked up, which is not a good thing to do out of show. But Chad Zumak's Wikipedia has been updated. The first slide to it is, Chad Anthony Zumak is an American state of comedian, radio show host, published author, alcoholic narcissist, career criminal, were recently stole credit card from a 77 year old man pop cast or an actor I just that credit so much it's like you know he's a show host

public author alcoholic Narcissus. Professional. Fucking amazing. Love it. So funny. All right, so apparently last night, Chad went on Instagram live, and I was getting notifications from friends of mine who were telling me that he was on their talking about me.

So one of those sad friends recorded it and sent it to me. So one of those sad friends, recorded it and sent it to me. So this is Chad on his Instagram live last night. He's walking on his neighborhood, he's got his phone out, he has nothing to talk about, he has nothing to say, but he's gonna say it. So opi-ish. So, yeah, it's so bizarre.

I'm gonna get in the car on my podcast, patreon.com, backslash, sit down, down zoom-ok Because he did something pretty fucked up You know there's content there's busting balls. There's trying to be funny, but then there's Something fucked up where I'll talk about it. I'm saving my take That sounds like a teaser to me. Oh wow., we had to get on his Patreon to find out what I did that was so fucked up. Now, if I had a guess, I'm gonna say it's probably purple recording his stand up and then I was listening

to it, right? I would think that's one of this. Although, he did tweet out because I posted that video about Scoofing on his stand up and he did tweet out something about how that stand- up from back when he was an open-micro and it's so old and we're even fine this like well I was in the sub right dedicated to hate again that's where I found it. You know it's a week too far to find that and it's you doing stand up I don't know to

tell you it's really bad. Maybe that's what he's upset about I don't know. Yeah I mean don't brag about how long he been doing if there's a cutoff point that we shouldn't review. Right and that was a pretty... That was produced... That was a produced video to showcase Chad Zumaq, because of the phone. And it's funny too, because you know that Chad is constantly trying to get everything taken off the internet that makes him look bad.

So I think what happened was... I think what happened was like, fuck, I didn't see that one! How he does, this guy must Google his name more than anyone's ever Googled their own name. This guy, fucking, he's just typing in Chad Chatter said in the Google all fucking day long. The CV's showing up. All right, so let's see. What else was Chad talking about on his live stream that we should see? That's how you know I'm for real guys. Like I not pandering to a narrative seriously if I was trying to get ahead I'd be kissing bird christian's ass. I used to be as opener. I

Be kissing his ass calling on the machine You're my inspiration, bro. Whatever you need but no, I could stood up myself. I called his ass out. Nobody does that I could have Honestly, I was torn with Bert, I could have easily rode that, I could have rolled that train into theaters, picked up fans, but no, I kept it real, and now I still keep it real, and I call those ass out, and they don't like it, they don't like it. That's why I was joking around on Twitter. That's why I was joking around on Twitter, and I said, I'm the, I'm the

, I'm the Kanye of comedy. You are too comedy what Kanye is too comedy, Chad. So again, this guy keeps saying this. He's like, yeah, you know, I could have just been nice to Bert and maintained a relationship with him and I'd be doing a lot better now, but I didn't because I'm keeping it real. Wait, why didn't I do that again? Because you're an idiot. Because you fucked up because you're an asshole. That's why, Chad. You don't have to love everything that Bert does if you're doing shows together. Just fucking mind your pees and cues and enjoy it. I don't understand that thing where he has to call people out. Meanwhile, he's such a liar.

He is such a fucking liar because you see if kissed certain people's asses they can do no wrong. And then other people he needs to call out for some reason. That's his thing though. Well, that's behavior indicative of someone who doesn't care. Obviously, yeah. Yeah, I wanted to sabotage my career.

Of course I did. Who wouldn't want to? I mean, most people don't. Actually, it's kind of stupid. So now he's, by the way, there's at 1.20 people watching this. It's not a lot of people. He's promoting all the shows he has coming up. I'll be in Tampa on Thursday.

And then of course, his birthday shows. Yeah. Got it from his big birthday show. It was like a child, like a girl. And so all of a sudden he's been reading the chat this whole time. All of a sudden someone mentions who are these podcasts and he has a hard time reading the chat for some reason. December 26 and 27.

That's going to be a lot of fun. My birthday shows. So it says, I'm hoping something funny happens here, so I can hear about it later on who are these podcasts. It's my birthday, I have the 27th. So I'm something funny happens here, so I can get here about, I can't read anymore guys. Guys, my back's hurting, I was in a car rep last week.

Oh right, that's right. It's still fucked up. That's right, I almost forgot about that chance, I back's hurting. I was in a car wreck last week. Oh, right. That's right. It's still fucked up. That's right. I almost forgot about that, chance. I don't know. What does it say? Something about who are these? I can't read that.

I don't know. I can't read anymore because my back hurts from that real, real car wreck that I was in. It was real scary. Keep it real. He was calling out compound media and Missy B was in there and she wrote something like, well, why do you call on the Anthony show every day if you hate it so much? And ignore that one.

You let that one slide by. Yeah. I mean, I guess probably the right thing to do. Oh, you know, before I put all of this away, this is pretty cool. I'm not just John on YouTube put together a little video of the first time, stirring John responded to us. Who are these podcast is going back? Go way back.

If you remember how John reacted to Asgufig on his podcast. Oh yeah. Yeah. You were not funny. Okay. You were obnoxious. Oh, this is interesting for you. This guy Bob at me says,

do you listen to who are these podcasts episode about you and I'm so how did you take it? There's this podcast, the thing you do. The who are these podcasts with a review, everybody's podcast. So they gave us a skating review. To which Anthony Kuhmian retweeted and said said and see these guys like called it out and everything Who are these pockets? That's the question who are who is this podcast? Who the fuck knows these guys nobody who the fuck cares about their opinion?

I don't I never heard what they had to say no. Do I give a shift? So who are these pockets? I can give a frog's fadass what you think and quite honestly not to blow my own award again. This will be the second time. I think I've done a lot more in this business than you idiots ever have in your fucking life. Yeah, but where you now? My Donald Trump phone call alone is more than you've ever done. So shut the fuck up. That's a guy who doesn't care about that. Yeah. Yeah. Not caring 101 with Stuttering John.

And also, we're going to put out the Chad Zuma. Because it just happens to be showing up on my screen here. When we reviewed Chad's stand-up from the content house, that video is 27,000 views. That's a lot of views for Chad's stand-up material. He would not have gotten that without our bump on this one. One point. I think Chad should be thanking me for all the exposure that he's got. Although I think he does thank me for the exposure he's

getting, right? Doesn't he say that he wins over all those people? Yeah. He should have tons of fans by now. I would imagine. Yeah. I'm surprised that he can livestream to 12 people. It's weird. You know, he thinks it'd be more than that. Boom! All right. What else do I have planned for us today? I think we're ready to find out who said it. I did send a link to Vic, but I don't see her here yet. So I think it's just you and me on this one. This is going to be a fierce competition for this request.

You're going down, request. Let's go! Let's card him once again. Subscribe today. Okay Carl and co-host who said it? Our first entry. Who said it? I have the memory. Sometimes it's great. Sometimes it's a curse. Who said it? Who said it? I want to say Jerry Banfield only because Jerry has said that he remembers being born. He remembers past lives. He's been in a spaceship. He said a lot of fucking crazy bonkers things. Oh, then he sent me a note, somebody called in to the creep off voicemail and said that

Jerry Banfield is now a life coach that you can hire. And we should put on the wheel of consequences that we have to actually go to Jerry's life coaching thing for a month and file all of his advice. I don't know about that. Yeah, I'm fucking hanging out like a stuttering jad and skitter-o,

two months from now, yeah, something a bad idea. He didn't want wanna drive to Baltimore. He got a fucking top-down place. You're gonna do this. I know. That sounds scary. All right, I say, Jerry, what do you think?

Well, that came to mind, too. Oh, fuck, it's just two of us. You know, what do we do? I know, I know. But, you don't wanna fall behind to point if we are right. But I mean, there's such a vanilla thing. Anyone he could have said, I'm gonna go with Obi. I know, Cardiff, you're making this too difficult. I don't want to fall behind the point if we are right. But I mean, there's such a vanilla thing. Anyone he could have said, I'm gonna go with Obi. I know, Cardiff, you're making this too difficult.

I don't like it. One, two, three. I tell you, Randy, I had the memory. Sometimes it's great, sometimes it occurs, but the details that I pick up are crazy. You know what I'm saying? You were brought up by huntington theater company. Am I right?

Yes. Yes. You're a theater. Yep. And you were born and come back. Yes. She's as crazy. I know.

It's crazy. As I read, it's like it just goes right in. It's great. We have like a photographic memory. That's all. Yeah, yeah. It's just bizarre. Our next entry. All right, Cardiff Waden.

Chris Zero, Carl Zero. God damn it. Who said it? Saying just the most horrendous, horrific things about my kids. Who said it? I'm going opiate this one. I think this is a misdirection. It probably is John, but I'm gonna go opi What do you think this is stupid? It's hard it's hard game

Someone has to go this touch-o so I will there's like two of us. Let's go one two three Let's go. One, two, three. And then when that didn't work, then they went after my kids saying just the most horrendous, herripped. I will say that was a little bit easier one because while holding on a second, who doesn't have kids?

Jurious kids, Patty has kids. Tom Myers has never gotten laid. He doesn't have kids. That's for sure. Who else is in this thing? Zumaq. Chad Zumaq doesn't have kids. That's for sure. Who else is in this thing? Zumaq. Chad Zumaq doesn't have kids. Right. Okay. All right, so it takes two out of the six out.

All right. Pick things about my kids. The fact is, my wife will never knew Bam or Jarrah. The fact is my wife never made a sex tape. I'm a very disgruntled employee that pushed that goddamn rumor to the point we had to fight a massive lawsuit and we did very And I mean very well in the end But to this day people try to still push that horse shit forward What does he mean he did very well in the end?

How they had to fight a lawsuit? So apparently there was a lawsuit because someone started a rumor about his wife's name with BAM and they did very well in the end. What does that mean? What were the damages? What did you collect for that? She got to bang BAM. What the fuck? It's gonna be a rumor. Mine That's not true. Who said it? Oh no. Oh, who would say that's not true? Dirty apartment. I guess I'm going to go with Tom Myers. What do you think producer Chris? Zuma.

Okay. One, two, three. You know, you got a dirty apartment. You got a car. That's not true. Every goddamn space in New York City has cockroaches. Even this high up. Man, that poor little sucker had to be exhausted to come 500 feet from the streets.

He might have been born on another floor. There, no biggie. Or next entry. He's just off the boat. It's like with jazz. I thought the guy was flew through the window. A lot of the windows open. So yeah, jazz. The camera's fluid through the window. A lot of the windows open.

So yeah, I'm gonna go to some cockroaches. Fuck it's stupid. All right. So what does this mean? It's two points per card if one point for me. All right. Let's go. Who said there are a lot of beautiful women in St.

Peter's bird Florida. I mean, there are just just tons of beautiful women in St. Petersburg, Florida. I mean, there are just tons of beautiful women in St. Petersburg, Florida. Who said it? Alright, I think this has to be between Stuttering John, who's been talking about moving to Florida, and Chad Zumak, who loves to talk about coolness where he lives. I'm going to go to Zumak. What say you produce a crest southern Joe, okay? one two three

Like where I live in St. Peter's There are a lot In St. Peter's Burke Florida Just tons of beautiful women in St. Petersburg, Florida. I mean, there are just tons of beautiful women in St. Petersburg, Florida. I lived in Columbia, South Carolina before. And there were, and oh, so there's lots of beautiful women in St. Petersburg, Florida.

But there's not enough men for all these beautiful women in St. Petersburg, Florida. That's why I got with a wife But there's not enough men for all these beautiful women in St. Petersburg, Florida. That's why I got with a wife that was so attractive to me, and that I've been able to find such a wonderful relationship with. There's a confidence stupid. Yeah. Our next entry, who said, while I was driving,

I peed in the gatorade bottle so I think Everyone's kind of done that right who said Sounds like such an opi thing to say it's such an opster, but it I'm going to be I'm wrong. I'm going to be what do you think zoom out? one two three I wrong. I'm going to help you. What do you think? Zoom out. One, two, three. I feed my car. Yeah. I remember exactly when I did it. I've done it before. I was driving from Chicago to Cleveland. I was doing Zaini's and I had a piss and I had a gatorade bottle and while I was driving I peed in the gatorade bottle. So I

think everyone's kind of done that right? That's all for this week. Now you know So we tried February 3rd and 4th in Rochester, New York Plug up back that up Who said it? Brought to you by Stamblecat February 3rd and 4th in Rochester, New York. Get your tickets now. Yes, because you know, I have a gay child. I mean, you know, who's

now trans. That's right. You know, when she was born, it was creda and, you know, and now he is night. And let's buy myself. My wife and I knew as soon as we got him a pink bicycle at five. And he was like I'm not you know I'm not riding a pink bicycle. And he assisted upon us getting a blue one. And I knew that minute okay. It's probably gay and it would I mean I mean you're I didn't care we lamp the racism Mark Oh god, I miss Sudden John sometimes

Sometimes I hear those things like all that's right. He really is the dumbest idiot that we've ever talked about on the show It's pretty impressive. Well, damn it, God's coming up. We're looking forward to that. And of course, John claims that he will be back in January. So I can only hope that he's back to talk some politics with his buddy, the Army Major. All right, what have we done today, Chris? I think Huzy died.

I think finally got rid of Huesie. Yeah, if I got rid of Huesie, that's good. Snookies annoying and stupid. Oh, yeah. The mom's swipes left girls are still looking for some mentions. They got their mention this time. Thanks for, actually, Cardiff is wanted to let me know that Lorenzo was on there, good get with that.

Oh, by the way, I texted Harrison Young trying to get on his show just right before this. So maybe I'll check that out, see if I got a response back before we end the cell. Mike Tyson, we talked about him for a minute, Chad Zumak, Song Perry, he's fucking, some really good stuff coming in. And I appreciate that.

Keep the song Perry is coming for Chad Zumak. We didn't do a lot of Chad today because I honestly, after yesterday, there was so much. The Super Chad. The, yeah, the Super Chad episode, which again, I feel really good about that episode. Like I said, when I was listening to the material, my god, he's just so angry.

You know, how do we have fun with this? But we were able to pull it off somehow, somehow, some way. Who said it? I think that we tied. I don it off somehow, somehow, some way. Who said it? I think that we tied. I don't give credit. Any credit. Who could remember that? Yeah, so you know what that means?

I've heard everyone's here part of the show. The T-Tex. The T-Tex. We actually got the T-Tex. The T-Tex. The T-Tex. The T-Tex. The T-Tex.

The T-Tex. This is the part of the show we play, Clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcast the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts Which will be recording on Saturday? It will come out on Sunday. It will feature crows. It will feature trucker Andy And it will feature producer Chris the four of us in studio to check this out I put your phone away. What do you a teenager? I'm just showing off. Oh

This out. I put your phone away. What do you want, teenager? Oh, I'm just showing off. Oh. Gene, I've been to your house. I've seen the... Sold that one. Vast room. Now it's at the real hotel. It's Kiss World. You know, you're gonna like really quit music

and teach a course in business. How much? Yeah. Club random with Bill Mar. Just had on Gene Simmons from Kess as the guest. And there's some other guests on there that I might check out. Chevy Chase was on there recently.

This is a suggestion from Fish approved in the discord. We'll be talking about Club random, the Bill Mar podcast he does out of his house. So sweet. Should be fun. He also had a weird L on there recently, which I might listen to just for fun because that movie weird is fantastic it is fan fuck if you haven't watched a weird where is what is that on the Roku channel oh Roku channel if you want to watch with some very quick

ads there's maybe just five of them okay that wasn't too painful okay yeah if you haven't seen the movie Weird, I don't want to spoil it, but it's so worth watching. Not when I expected. Yeah, very funny. It was great. Very well done. Weird alien cubic, wrote it and plays a role in it,

but it's a biopic, right? Biopic? Yes. How do you pronounce that? Believe it's a, about E.C.O. Chamber. Yeah. Yeah.O. Chamber. Yeah. Yeah.

Nailed it. All right. Please, joins me again next time. It might be the episode we find out once of Raw. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio.

Get down to show these clothes right now. OK. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. We left our ass as well. Every hour of this! Wait! I'm so lucky! You've been quite fond of here! So lucky!

Come on! Ha ha ha! Yeah! You like it? They tell him to like! What is going on there? What are these podcasts? I don't know. I don't get it.

Makes no sense. Alright, let's check out some voicemail starting with BPG. Hey, if I just don't call, I just want to bring the update tickets to the dental card. G I believe Hannah will be there fan fried this guy so that's exciting. That's worth the price of admission. A loan. Right there. Wait, what? The price of admission.

Oh, I thought you bet Hannah was gonna be alone. Oh, shit. She's gonna be alone, I'm gonna be alone with Hannah. Yeah, that's gonna be alone. All right, no. Sometimes like, wow, I'm the one supposed to be creepy to Hannah, not you, that's my role. Okay. I was like, wow, I'm the one who's be creepy to hand in at you. That's it's my role.

I fucking, just your hands, just a meat and a great, I had a drink later after that. Because, you know, it didn't really touch anything too dirty. I didn't put my hands in my mouth. I or nothing like that. But I drank from the glass after I shook your hand and you don't want your hands after your piss. I don't know if you're fucking a dirty hoker. I don't know if you touched your dick when you pulled it out after it's fucking your license and it takes shower, fucking gross piece of shit, fuck you Carl, fuck you dog, you're both fucking fat, fucking disgusting, gross, losing her Carl fuck you dog you're both fucking fat fucking disgusting gross Jesus Christ your fucking disgusting. Don't stick your fucking penis fingers in your co-host or whatever in your review girls

You stick it in the review girls. Let me see it. Okay. Bye. I Wow, we got a lot of people upset with us for talking about not washing our hands after pee. I'm surprised by that. I don't see a lot of dudes washing with soap and water. I see a lot of dudes doing what Doug does pretending to wash their hands. So, I'm gonna shit from people. That's odd. I'm really surprised about that. Well, now you're gonna get people mad about him wasting water.

Yeah, what's up, Carl? This is Paco. I just want to say, you guys think that Nerds are supposed to be smart. I mean, sure, but they're only smart on one subject, you know, like Star Trek or fucking Star Wars or some fucking Stuttering John, whatever. They're fucking nerds that are smart at one topic. That's what nerds are Okay, and also do I'm sorry for calling so much I'm about eight Corona steep And yes, I drink Corona because I'm Mexican so what but anyways man shout out to

Corona man, I fucking love you Yeah, so Easily influenced but I go did not call it for like a month, I feel like. And now he's calling non-stop. And he got very drunk and called in many, many times in a row. Yeah, what's up, man? This is Paco. You know what? I was thinking about it for a moment.

And I might be getting nerds and geeks confused. OK. Because I think geeks are the ones that are smart enough, a particular topic. And nerds are just generally smart. And, but then they geek out on certain topics. You know what? I don't fucking know dude.

I am lost. I don't know. They're making a dorkin' of a nerd. And I'm not gonna look it up. I will not look it up. Because they know fact checking right here. All right man, I see you fucking host alone next to later. Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, listen, shut up for a second.

All right. Well, Fox is gonna call back at a gallon, talk to us about mean dog. All right. Yo, what's up, crowd? This is Paco. I'm just a little confused on why they called him mean dog Doug. He doesn't look mean. He doesn't see mean. He doesn't say mean things. You know, I bet you if I came across him on the streets, I accidentally have sex with him.

It's pretty nice. All right, I'll see you guys later. You got to be careful with that accidental sex. Where did that fall? In Rome. Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,

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Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, have a good boy phone and a naughty boy phone and a naughty boy phone has a good boy phone. That's a Jim Norton sign from back in the day of opian anthony. Anxious Andy calling into the show.

Hey Carl, it's Anxious Andy here. Just let's take that Vuma stand up there and you know you're might see of us the Joker in the Joker movie you know with Joaquin Phoenix and you know because he like he laughs at he doesn't think that the parts that are actually funny are really funny and he's laughing at the awkward parts I mean seriously I mean I'm starting to get concerned because you remember what happens that they did not movie with Robert De Niro right? Right? Yeah. He gets what you fucking deserve and then he flies to don't have chance in your house, come here or I'll tell him that's your chance in your house.

Anyway, tell me that. All right, we'll do. It is scary. People do think that jazz might not be all that stable and those people couldn't be right. You never know. Here's another call about Chad that just came in. Doesn't Chad realize that the reason why they don't want them at the content house is

he's going to be rightfully through everybody's goddamn wallet and purses. Jesus Christ, don't we? Oh, I gotta go back to my eco-chainer now. All right. Yeah, it's well done. Yeah. Chad's looking out the window. Hey, everyone's in the pool. Yeah, cool.

Right. This is a cool scene. Yeah. Oh, Jenny Jacobs is in my size, but let's see if there's anything in here. Yeah, I said this before. I wouldn't have chatted my house. I wouldn't trust that guy to be around my stuff. He's walking out my pool table. Hey, where you going, man?

And the cue ball. Tucker Dixon, he called Collin of the show. Hey, Carl Stucker, I'm a Catching Up on Old Episodes. I just want to call for Vic and let her know if you start an only fan. I will join $5 a month team spare for me, but I would be willing to pay $25 a month for the pictures where you crop out your own face. Anyways, that's all I got.

Tucker out. The unknown only fans girl. Like the unknown comic. I mean, I'm dating myself here, but if she did have just a paper bag overhead, I think she could make a lot of money. I'm, Vic, just cut me in on some percentage. We'll talk. Be happy to promote the unknown only fans girl. Fuck you. We don't know who it is. So there's no way to know.

It could be any little boy. Alright. You feel 16 cards. What do you get? The time in jail and be prudent? Well, old Mr. Zuma don't you feel a fool at least you were voted the coolest in school. Oh, that's got to that's going in the parody contest. That's well done. Yeah, and short. Yeah, it's very good. I like that. I have one more voice mail to play tomorrow or probably today when you hear this Germany is playing In the World Cup. We need to win. All right, we need to win new advance to the round of 16

It's a big game for us producer Cress. Why are you getting bored all of a sudden? What just happened? I Couldn't play chess and listen to you I bet that hand washing zealot is one of those fucking weirdos that stands at the goddamn sink scrubbing their hands for two and a half fucking minutes, thinking some stupid song they went in there, or did, because their mom told them they need to wash their hands for two fucking minutes. Guys, chill the fuck out. It's just fucking piss. I piss on my hands all the time Like have you seen the Indians like taking showers and talp it piss is fine, dude

It's totally cool. It's better than soap fuck years and weirdo And you say showers and compass could be true other sacred I guess I don't know We know a lot about that. Alright, this has been enough for me. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over.

I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Bye!