Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep368 - We’re Alive: Descendants

Episode Date: December 15, 2022

On this episode of WATP we’re reunited with original cohost Kevin to break down a theater-of-the-mind style zombie apocalypse show. Can the fine citizens of Westport get the supplies they need to defend themselves against the invasion? Will the death of Hope prove to be insurmountable? Will the plot make any sense? Tune in to find out. Along with Kevin is Trucker Andy to double the number of cohosts who didn’t do any homework. After we laugh at some really shitty dialogue and Kevin schools us on skin-walkers, we find out what Howard’s been watching lately, we check in on Opie to make sure he still hasn’t figured it out, and we find out that Chad Zumock continues to entertain by being the laughing stock that he is. Watch out, Chad’s in the mud.  Tickets for DabbleCon – http://watplive.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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later today. But first, we'll be reviewing a show called We're Alive Descendants. None of us have listened to the show. We have not discussed it before. Hard to discuss it beforehand. We're just going to get right into it. Now, back when, and Kevin and I were doing the show, we used to love the theater of the mind podcasts. A lot of fully work, a lot of acting, poorly written scripts, a lot of fun things to dissect. And one of those was a show called We're Alive,

and it's a zombie show. Oh, yeah. I suggested that one. Did you really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do remember that. Yeah. Post apocalyptic. Why do I try to say words I can't say?

How does that do me any good whatsoever? It never works out for me. I want to start off by saying, this VO guy is fucking legit. For real, I, this guy's a pro. This VO guy is fucking legit. For real, this guy's a pro. We're alive. Descendants. Written and directed by Casey Wailand.

Chapter eight. Game over. Part one. Part three. I feel like he's just... You gotta get really closer to the microphone, man. He's got on the piano and he's got the the the drum is snare drum. He's like, he's doing all this and you'll see more. Yeah, it's out. We need to go over exactly. Yeah.

He's professional thing ever. Also, let's keep in mind that the name of this is Game Over. I feel like they're kind of giving away the add to here. This series called everyone dies How many subtitles are there we're live just send it If you can believe it All right, so that's where the professionalism ends on the show all right New episode yeah, this is still going oh my god This is still going? It's still going. Oh my god. It's still going to walk in depth.

It's going on way too long. Yeah, way too long. Exactly. Actually, Andy, I'll tell you why it's still going. They have sponsors. They have advertisers. And you know, I listen to a lot of different podcasts and I get sick of the same old advertisers over and over again.

So thank god they have some fresh new advertisers we haven't heard before. We'll be back after a brief word from our sponsors. Hello, I'm Casey Wayland and I'm here to let you know that this episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Oh, BetterHelp sponsors there, Ciao. I would say this is pretty well targeted. If you're listening to a zombie podcast, things aren't going well. You don't have a lot of friends. You might need someone to talk to. Right. In your life, you do know there's such thing as TV, right? You're listening to this show. Do not have Disney plus. What's going on? Yeah. If you're

locked in the room, playing a keyboard and a snare drum and doing a voiceover, you're impressed by somebody knocking on a table for footsteps. Oh, here he comes. Hey, that's pretty good. Yeah. I'm getting chills right now. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. All right. So what I love about these shows is the dialogue has to explain what's happening.

Very unnatural. It's no way anyone would ever actually talk to someone else. I can't believe she's gone. Hope's been with us since the beginning. I know. I remember her constantly being by my bedside while I recovered from leg surgery and the colony. That feels like forever ago. You gotta get the whole backstory of that. I can't believe Hope is dead.

She's the mother of two and her son is currently fighting the zombies outside of Westport And don't forget her father is a powerful politician who wants to sign a deal with the zombies right? I know get blue. She's dead And by the way if I was stuttering John I would point this out her name is hope and she's dead They're saying hope is dead. We've lost all of people. The zombies are here. Now I do want to point out that you can tell that this show was written by a woman.

And the reason why I say that is because whatever country they're in, because this is a dystopian future, whatever country is run by a female president who's loved by everyone. Okay. Alright. So, they're, the beginning of this show, they're really focused on this, the president, and she's overwhelmed and hot-knot. And this is just some really bad writing. Have you heard anything from our search party?

Nothing. The last thing I heard was that Mira was following a lead to where Nick may have gone. Well, that's not nothing. Have you heard of anything? No, not a single thing except for these seven things. The only things that I know. Barry in the lead. That's the president. That's the president talking. Broke the glass ceiling. What does Abby felt through it? President talking. Broke the glass ceiling. What does Abby felt through it? I don't know.

I suppose. That's one way I'm looking at it. I call this President. Camping complains a lot because I think that when you become the president of a couple of his fighting zombies, you need to get your shit together. So now I'm dealing with two teams missing, all the while having to manage everything else that's been happening. She's just going to be like,

thanks. And I broke a heel. Yeah, yeah. I don't know how much more I can handle. It's just one thing after another. Yeah. Maybe she gets your husband out of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe you could go, yeah, I know. I give him all the fucking problems out of my desk. Yeah, yeah. My husband, my husband, my husband, Bob. Tell that word. The issues aren't going to clean themselves. This job was so easy before the zombie.

All right. And then we finally hear from a guy in this show. And this is some of the worst acting I've ever heard. I want to audition to be part of this show. I heard this. Pigs, worst acting I've ever heard. I want to audition to be part of this show. I heard this. Pigs, we were going to head back. Did you want to come with us? Hey, guys, I'm going to do a podcast.

Do you want to be a part of it? That was a guy taking their lunch order in the studio. Yeah. Do you guys want some food? Yeah, leave it in. You're hired. Just leave it in there. Yeah, just leave that in there.

All right, so brace yourselves. This is a zombie show. This is the scariest part of the show right here. So listen, if you're riding with the kids in the car right now, you might want to fast forward a little bit. This gets pretty crazy. I'm trying. I'm trying. Any comments to the families regarding the attack of the hospital? No comment. Can we expect more occurrences? She just lost a close friend.

Give her some space. They lost loved ones too, I think they deserve answers. What went wrong? Can we expect more occurrences? I'm president. Madam president. Can you believe this? Women are politicians, they're security guards, they're journalists.

Look at them! This is a dystopian culture. Women are doing everything around here. This is very scary. We had Nancy Grace, that bodyguard. Yeah. Get the heel out of here. She's busy rockting her own foot.

All right, so that's very scary stuff. I hope that our future doesn't look like that. But this is actually where it gets very scary because this is an attack. This is a scary attack time. There's a dog. Is that a coyote? Yeah.

I'm glad because we're only there. Oh! Ah! Another one! Ah! Ah! I saw a dog. That was...

He were skin walkers. Remember? These infected hues the skins of the coyotes to hide. Disguise themselves. I know, I just... I couldn't tell. Wearing animals like clothes, but they move and sound like them, too. They may have been alone.

Alright, the cover's shaking as hell. This is the problem with all zombie shows. Yeah. Is it the zombies get smarter and smarter over time doesn't make any fucking sense Yeah, all of a sudden they're like hunting down coyotes and then skinning them and pretending to the coyotes They're zombies the braidless as the as the resident weirdo that listens to all these weird and those all these weird things Yeah skin walkers and zombies are not the same thing right? He's mashed the two of them. Oh, I can't mash those up. Oh, that's that's shitty Are you okay with vampires and werewolves being a part of the same thing? Okay, that's fine

Would you eat an egg roll in a sushi established? No, I would not who is a hot dog a sandwich Guys the AMA is starting after the show. Two many questions, right? I like to think of what I hear. This type of shit is a dirty work. When they are putting the fish in the mobsters and part mansion, and then they come in

and kill each other with the chainsaw. And you listen to a whole thing. Do you remember that? No, I don't. It's a fucking whole thing. I need to rewatch that movie. He's killing me with this All right speaking of dumb

Apparently things change at these geography of the planet changes in the future All the alternative rail lines to the UA have been cut off by the Republic We aren't getting resupplied anytime soon from our east coast allies Can't we just ship them in by boat That's a hell of a long way to go around south America With the Panama Canal is the walk in there Did the zombies fill it up for something It's conniving zombies.

They're getting smarter. They're getting smarter. Eating brains makes some choke points. We'll fuck up these shopping lines. The only myth. Big brain. Yeah. That's right.

Oh, we're gonna go by boat all the way around South America. What year is it? 1742. I thought this was the future, all right? So then this is supposedly the president of a country with 350,000 people living in it. And for some reason, she needs constant reassurance. This dialogue is straight out of a soap opera.

I am still president for however much longer. opera. Honestly, this, this would be a hell of a lot easier if I only knew where my daughter was. Yeah. For the lead-up that I thought we were gonna kiss. I thought we were gonna have to do it there. I'm like, all right, yeah. It's going somewhere. I just love that rig on. It's like, yeah, and also my daughter disappeared.

Yeah, what an afterthought. I wonder she'll show up in a later episode. I remember when she wore that red shirt and held my hand after my history. It's gonna be a good old check-offs daughter. That'll lay. Now, you thought they were about to kiss. There's a scene later on in the show

where they're having full on lesbian sacks. And I don't know if you guys know anything about lesbian sacks. Are you serious? Yeah, check this out. I have a clip And I don't know if you guys know anything about lesbian sex. Are you serious? Yeah, check this out. I have a clip. I don't know if you know this about lesbian sex, but sometimes it's hard for the girls to achieve orgasm. Oh.

Yeah, it can be very difficult and a lot of work has to go into this. That's the case in this specific scene. I don't trust her. I much further. You keep saying that, but we're still not there. All right, good news. We did get there. We did get off. I never went to concern about that.

That's Kevin. Wait, there's less insects in the show, man, I'm thinking of. That's pretty cool. Oh my gosh, why they're still going. Kevin's like, I would have done my homework if I would have done that. That's a skin walker, alright?

No, no. Yeah, skin, skin walkers. Alright, this is a difference scene. These are different characters. They're up on the roof of a building somewhere. And this is more of explaining exactly what they're doing as they're doing at very natural dialogue. Here, take your pistol.

It's all clean. Thanks. So, just... rappel down from here. Yeah, I'll climb down after you. I'll try and cut the rope and save what we can. If you say so. Here goes.

Here I go with the rope. I'll pick up the rope right now and I'll bring it over towards the edge. Okay, I'm going to repel down using the rope. Here I go. I'm on the M of the Macy's sign. Oh, the Macy's sign. Oh, it's a good thing I wore my blue blouse today. All right, the childish dialogue that happens here. So you just heard that the one woman who was cleaning the other woman's pistol. Yeah, it's not a euphemism. It's just that's what was going on there. Oh, yeah.

Listen to how childish this gets after this attack by those skin walkers. Skin walkers zombies? Skin walkers zombie coyotes? We skin moving. What? What happened to your pistol? It fell in the mud when they jumped at us. I just finished cleaning that.

Oh! Give it to me! Drop your gun in the middle of a conflict. I mean, come on! Can you do any of this? I'm trying! You understand that, right? There's no possible way I can do all of this on my own. You understand that, right? They're just almost tied. And and then they're like oh jeez You dropped the gun. I spent all fucking night cleaning that thing. I mean what else do they have to do?

Yeah, I was gonna really come I was cleaning your pants Oh, there's nothing else going on. Yeah, exactly. I was gonna you two for a couple hours Building a following right now. You're not cleaning your guns during the apocalypse of what are you doing right? Yeah. Alright so let's get into more describing what it is that they're doing here. We should save some of this fire right? Yep.

Don't know if we'll have another chance to start one. It's pretty damp here. At least we have these furs. What a froze without them. Yeah Glad we only burned the one Save fire Put in the freezer, right? Put some saranum All of that fire to go place

You called the fire here and we got places be. You might want some of that later. Ice cube trays. So apparently they had these furs that they would have died if they hadn't been wearing them and they had to explain that to each other. Gosh, that would have been really cold. We didn't have this fire and these furs that we had. So then it turns out that these furs they have

all connect and create a map. Holy hell. Is that... there's lines. A map. It's drawn on the back. You wouldn't know it unless all the skins are put together. We're still missing a piece. Ah, probably the one we burned. Thankfully, it's not the part that shows where we need to go. Oh, it's not! That works so well! That's a good thing when it's further one that we need or to survive.

I guess we'll have to find another day now! What a coincidence! We burned the one we didn't need! We didn't even know it was a map! don't understand, like, how did they, like, they were just placing them and they just placed them in the right order that it looked like something? They guys like, wait a second, turn around.

Hold on a second. Wait a minute. No, look at mine. Wait a second. Yeah, they just figured that out. God, but it just seems realistic, right? I just have one more clip. I listened to the entire episode. It's mainly boring, but this got me very excited

because they finding it out through the bad guys. I was like, oh, okay. It's zombies. Oh, I'm kidding. Honestly, I'm very confused about the whole thing, but. What? You don't have time. Go!

He's that? Uh-huh. Buffalo Bill is leading them. The bills make me wanna shine. You can go to the sun, shine. Throw your hands up and shine't get your hands up and shout Throw your hands up and shout Come on now, the bills are making it happen now Stand up now, come on and shout Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Say you will He weren't as it do with that song I was excited about it Alright, finally Cheers Thank you Good luck The zombies are coming now Finally Those zombies are coming now. We know each year for you

They're walking slowly so very slowly There's a couple this be you that's honestly that's the problem with all zombie shows is that Eventually realize like well, we can just get away from them. Anytime we want to. There's an entire country or world or whatever. For the Panama Canal. All right, right. That's very, very to get away from them. You would think so because they walk very slowly.

So then they have to turn it into, well, they're really smart though. Does this obvious? Does obvious are really smart? Okay, if you say so, I don't know why that would be, but this show would be boring if they were. Yeah, exactly. All right, as Kroge would say, I can't wait to never listen to that again. Let's move on to the uh... Grinch of the Week. Grinch of the Week.

And this is a show that came in again from Adam Thoreau. Thank you, Adam, for fueling this entire segment over the years. This is a show called Walker Retail Ranger and they start the show four different ways in the first 35 seconds. Adam's pretty sure this is a record for starting a podcast. My name is Walker aka the retail ranger. It is is Walker, aka the retail ranger. It is my job to keep you free from food safety danger. The other is to make sure that stuff gets on the shelf. It's harder than it looks. I can't do it by myself.

Oh. Now it's time for... Welcome. Retail Ranger. Again? Hey everybody, welcome to episode 52 with a Walker Retail Ranger podcast. Yeah, I felt welcome to a while ago. Yeah. No seriously Kevin, come in.

No, no, come on in. Come on in to the house. It's good to see you, God. W-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E- What the fuck is this podcast about putting food on shelves? I didn't get much further than that. Holy shit. It's a good question. Adam Thurough finds the most random, ridiculous podcast. He listens to everything. He's pretty much doing what I should be doing.

Yeah. But he does it for me, so I appreciate that. Thank you for your help with that. Speaking of doing things for me, my buddy Mike was over to watch the bills game, and he goes, Carl, you gotta hear what Howard started saying. I forgot about it. I know, I forgot about it. I forgot about it too,

until today, thank you for that. Oh yeah, it's right. So Howard has this guy on his show, Chris Wilding, and he's like the gay guy on the show. They're constantly talking about his gay exploits. And so Chris is in the studio or over Zoom, whatever it is, and he's talking about his gay exploits. And so Chris is in the studio or over zoom, whatever it is. And he's talking about these two guys that he's dating. And the difference between these two guys, listen to what Howard says here.

They're very different types of guys. The the the library and is sort of more twinkie and intellectual and but very, very sexy. And the flight attendant is more masculine and rugged and so the librarian, I'm what I'm getting at it is the librarian. You can fuck in the ass. And the other dude wants to fuck you in the ass. Yes, that would be correct. Yeah. And the other thing in large, there's a thing going on in gay porn called the guys when you fuck in the ass, they call it their pussy, their ass, their pussy. What do you feel about that? When a guy's fucking you in the ass, do you care that he calls it your ass a pussy? Hey, Kevin, I noticed this thing in this gay

porn. I've been watching lately. I don't know if you see this, I don't know what you get important you're watching, but there's this thing that's going on. There's a tribe called a tribe. That's a definitely a trend with how much I've been seeing it lately. I was writing an article for Men's Health magazine. Come on, Gay Porton. I was doing some research. He never said anything. I was like, I'm calling a pussy.

He never said anything. He just goes this thing that's going on in Gay Porton. And there's a lot of speculation that Howard's a gay man. And I never believed it. I never bought it into it. But lately, I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ. I mean, all the sides are there. I mean, maybe he goes both ways. I don believed it. I never bought it into it, but lately I'm gonna do it. Jesus Christ, I mean all the sides are there.

I mean, maybe he goes both ways. I don't know. People think that him and Ralph have definitely hooked up before. Oh, yeah. I could say. Ralph did fail a lie detector test when he was trying to act like he was straight. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I mean shit. I don't know. I mean, he's in the oven, it's shit. I don't know what I know. I know. I don't expect you to know, so that is fine. I mean, that was there, but you need to talk about it. And awful lot.

When I was reading Man-Gyna quarterly, it was an article about how we call him Pussies now. Yes. All right, I have a quick stuttering John thing, I think. This is, this came in from Joe Socrates. And this is Daedler's Paradise. We got a little song parody action here. As I sit in the big weight drink, I'm in a dream, I try the new simple lab to realize I got wet, brain, cuz I've been rambling and down, and so long that even my goal

put back, which my mind is gone, but I ain't ever crossed how I'd wavin' when he deserved it We'll put scary in this tea because my fist they were hurtin' Yeah better not, feel my sweetie and care that she Lee For all of your losers might see me in court I lost all of my cases and I got a cope They say nope, when I try the call of Benny Vogue Coal, I'm a filthy coward, all these boxes at my side He hydrate their day and night Cause I'm only drinking cores like

Vince banded in both my life Looting in a gambler's paradise Daddy from Kevin's wife, the circle wheeled in gamblers paradise I got roaches, rats and lies, living in my devil's paradise I'll sue you if you wait nice, in the course of devil's paradise Look at this infestation, the state by place, and I could never have a wife My OCD was my leg, so now I'm back up with a fresh batch Call me baby, if my juice you've got an itch to scratch I'm a bumble-owny ye me eating food with nausea on my mind

Got OJ in my class and I might throw up guys. I'm so damn sick of these podcasted haters, but my NG is down So I'm gonna do it later Damn this surely just I let's go I'll put the whole thing at the end of the show. We're people to check out. It's very fun. Very funny. You don't have to do every verse and chorus in a parody song. It's, you know, keep it under a minute.

It's fine. Yeah, you know, one verse, one chorus. That's good. Yeah, it's probably be good. My buddy, B. Daibler put out this sittering and John, I'll hit one for Christmas parody song. And I'm not going to play the whole thing. I think you'll get the point

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just like the rest of America. Right. You're not really paying attention to what he's up to. So check this out. This is what he does almost every single morning. He gets up with the sunrise and he broadcasts from his Manhattan apartment. This is how the show

starts off, Kevin. Oh my goodness. What's going on, everybody? Welcome to my little livestream 500 feet above New York City. Hold on, I'm trying to turn on my thing here. All right, there we go. What's going on, man? It's going to be a beautiful. That sounds better. Beautiful sunrise here in New York City. Just waking up. Time for you to wakey, wakey.

What's going on, Nick? I'm rich and you are first on the whole damn thing. Lisa Connor, good morning, buttercup. Got Ted Palawada. Uh-oh. Facebook user. That's the sign of a stupid hater getting up early to mess with this garbage.

Although he says, good morning, Opie. All right, he's starting off nice. Okay, we'll see how this goes. Also on the Instagram this morning, Jaws, 1203, what's going on, brother. Getting the sleepies out of my eyes. And with that, we have our first sip of coffee. Cups up bitches, cups up, cheers. Oh yes. So Kevin you probably remember

some of his catchphrases over the years you know he's had a lot of him put him on t-shirts and things. His new one is cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Which is a Rod Bennington thing. Anthony pointed this out and we did the live show in New York. Like Rod Bennington's, but cheers. But Opie's turned into this really obnoxious annoying thing where he takes a sip of his coffee. Cheers. Well, he's drinking his coffee every morning.

I wanted to like lean back and fall out. You know, 53 floors up or whatever. So this is his thing that he goes on. And he streams for people on Facebook and Instagram and YouTube. And he says hi to them. And they say hi to him. The one woman always says, good morning, buttercup. Hope he needs that in his life.

Yeah, it's very excited for that. It's a bot. It's probably a bot. Do you think he's just used to getting up early for morning shows? Well, I didn't have to be up at that time of day. I would not be awake. Well, he's got kids too. Although you'd think that he'd be like making the breakfast or something.

Yeah, I was wearing a carol. He's got somebody for that. That's right. I've seen the city. He does it for 40, 50 minutes at a time. So I can get up to help the kids get to school. What do I think, Egg? That's very dumb of me.

He's daddy being an asshole again in front of the camera. Too school. What do I think, Egg? That's very dumb of me. That's daddy being an asshole again in front of the camera. Too bad. What do they think about him? Yeah, yeah. It's so sad. It just disappears into this room and you just hear from there.

Cheers. Cheers. Daddy, I want pancakes. All right, so apparently, Opie likes the people on Facebook and Instagram, but the YouTube people you have to watch out for. The YouTube users will think it be haters sometimes. Oh shit, YouTube is here.

How YouTube, do I jerk off before the live stream? This is what I mean. See everyone else is all wonderful, nice people, and this is what you get. It's a fail at YouTube. I mean, do you or do you not jerk up for the last two? You're entertaining, like you might not. No, as soon as someone is just saying good morning and how are you doing? He's like, oh, this is ruining the show.

No, no, the show's already ruined, don't we? You got nothing going on here. It's such a nice answer, that question. Such a moral. At least proceed it with a good morning buttercup. Yeah, right. Hey, I hope you love the show. You jerk off yet?

No, no, no. Entertain that. Stupid YouTube. And if YouTube gives me zero money today, they will not be on the live stream tomorrow. Ooh, there's a threat. But I ain't doing this shit for free. Opie, you've been doing shit for free for years.

What are you talking about? The amount of money you make is equal to nothing. Yeah, damn near free. Yeah, you can round it down to zero. It's the same fucking thing. It's amazing to me that he's like, oh, I'm not gonna waste my time on YouTube if I don't make $3.

Yeah, why would I even do that? That's good days, sir. Yeah, okay, that's some threat right there. You guys better be nice to me or I won't even do this tomorrow We think the haters care always hello to everyone So this is so weird. Oh, we start talking about COVID and what's going on at his kids school? Those kids go to private schools Or maybe they both go to the same private school. I don't know how that works. I don't pay those bills. Family, I'm not that kind of guy.

Yeah. Let's talk about my kid and we'll find out some people are into that sort of thing, but I am not. But listen to this, this is insane. What can I say? What can I say about the COVID? Let's just put it this way. My kid's They took it very very seriously very seriously like both schools And now they don't give a shit at all does a giant box of tests in The lobby of the school. Oh take as many as you want Then I was thinking man these things were selling for like almost $30 a pop at CVS So I'm gonna take my share and I'm not a hoarder But I'm taking like two or three a day

Covered you believe this this guy's broadcasting from a skyrise in the upper west side of Manhattan He's taking fucking COVID-19. It's really cool test cuz there were 30 bucks. They're right aid. Why would I steal these? This is a really hot take the COVID discussion is all over the news I know I have right finally finally a really hot take the COVID discussion is all over the news We know right now right finally finally so with the dress of this COVID COVID thing, but this is what's so insane about opiate This is why like are you poorer? Are you rich? You got to make up your mind because he parks on the street He doesn't want to pay for parking in the building so he parks on the street for free Which is a huge hassle? He gets a fine to spot. Yes. I'm moving for the street sweeper twice a week He's got this whole thing going on.

That used to be his content. They used to be in a spot. I wish he'd go back into the car. That was some fun stuff. Yeah. So he's like pouring that way, but then he likes to broadcast from this view that he has in Manhattan,

that's, you know, multi-million dollar apartment that he owns. And he also has the house on the Hamptons, and he's, the oceans behind him when he's broadcasting in the summertime. And then he's bitching about the cost of things. He's constantly like talking about like, how much shit costs?

He was complaining about his Christmas tree being 220 dollars. He's like, okay. What happened? What happened? Do you think he's barely holding on? So I don't think he's making any money, which is probably stressful to have these kinds of bills that he has.

He saved up millions of dollars, obviously. But you can't like live in three different houses forever. Right. No income coming in. That's what I'm about to say. Like why don't you just consolidate? Yes. Maybe if you're not bringing anything in.

Well, because he's an idiot, because what he says is, well, my kids have friends now, so we can't leave the city. He wants to leave the city. But his friends, his kids have friends. It's like, dude, do you know anyone from when you were eight? Get the shits. Exactly. Why do you care?

You gotta do what you're gonna do for your family. Yes. You can't fucking die on the hill because you're, you know, wow, you're trying to keep your kids happy. If I had a guess, and what do I know, Gavin? If I had a guess, I bet it's more of his wife going, we can't leave the city. The kids have friends. Cause you think, hope we sit there going, oh yeah, that Timmy, kid, he I had a guess, I'd bet it's more of his wife going, we can't leave the city. The kids have friends.

Because you think, hope he's sitting there going, oh, yeah, that Timmy kid, he's a real winner. I don't want to move away from here. Yeah, let's stick around. If I don't get the puzzle time in with Timmy, then I don't know. All right, so this is a part where, hope he stops to go and look at the sunrise himself. I think so. I do that so I can see the sunrise too, man.

I get up and, and you know, turn around. Don't turn around. Uh-oh. Jai jai. So anyway, yeah, we had a good weekend. If he didn't have the career that he had, this is literally every horrible streamer on the internet, just with whatever's going through

their head, just spouting it out, singing, stream of consciousness. Somebody who just, he fell into a good thing. Yeah. And somehow spun it into being a millionaire. Like, I don't quite understand it, because he's like every douche at the party. Yes.

Like, hey man, like, look, I'm looking at the sun, I'm like, do turn around, like, fucking it's just, also, can I just point out the funniest part about this? Is it he's sitting in front of the sunrise? So no one can see it, he's like, I want to be able to look at it too. Like, we can't see it, oh, but you're sitting in front of it. He's literally, he could move his camera,

he could move himself to a place where we could all watch the sunrise, but his big fucking stupid fat hat is right there in front of the sunrise. He's like, oh, guys, check out this view. I want to know. He looks like the tell-it-up. He's baby. You know, the sun is the baby. From either side of his head. All right, so now this is OP talking about how when the pandemic hit and everyone fled the city. OP also fled the city, but no, but hey, it wasn't like everyone else because I came back.

Because there was a lot of us that never left New York City. Now I left. Yeah,. Now, I left... Yeah, you did. I left when the pandemic was really bad, like anyone else, yes, but... That's actual audio, believe me, the city. The funny thing is, is that he sits there and he goes, you know, why do these New Yorkers?

They just fucking get the hell out of here. I mean, I did, didn't I? I did, yeah, I did. And I didn't lead for good. I was one of the people that stayed behind. And I'm one of the people stayed behind as a city No, you know, he weren't Vic Henley was one of the people stayed behind your friend died You wanted to come live with you in the hands as you're like no, it's not gonna happen and then he died And now he's sitting there going thank God for people like me

Who believe in this city what a piece of shit this guy is wow I and I'm one of the people stayed behind as the city gets his shit back together and you know Who believe in this city? What a piece of shit this guy is. Wow. And one of the people stayed behind as the city gets its shit back together. And you know, there are, well, I would say pretty much everyone out this window is taking advantage of anyone that lives here. And the prices on shit has gone,

it has gone up so fucking high. And that's the thanks we get for sticking behind. Is this idiot not aware of inflation? Does he think it's just in New York City? By the way, the prices are going up. They're doing that to screw us, people who stay here. No, inflation has nothing to do with staying or leaving. Right.

He's still thinking about those bagels. Yeah. exactly. He's like, I wanted to made it. It's extra 30 cents for a slice of tomato. How do they get away with this? I think it would really be fun if there was like somebody animated like a bunch of people just jumping from those building in the background.

It's like, I was listening to that. You're bunting like, you're like, you're like, like an L. Bundy mannequin goes by the window. Yeah. Yeah. So that's what Opie is up to, Kevin, I wanted to give you a quick update.

Yeah. I don't think he's doing fuck off. Now time to wait for the mail to show up. Well, the other thing he was talking about in the show, he goes, listen, I know I wasn't here yesterday morning. I'm not here every morning because sometimes while it's still nice out, I walk around on the street. And when he does that, he only streams on TikTok because the app on his phone won't allow

him to stream to Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube. He can only do that in the house with the computer. So then he streams on TikTok when he's walking around the street. I never have wanted to be on TikTok more. Like, well, I gotta get out of this fucking TikTok thing. I mean, everyone's trying to convince me, but Hopi now get on this fucking TikTok thing. I mean, everyone's trying to convince me, but Hopi now has sealed the deal for me. I mean, let's go.

I want to see Hopi walk around the neighborhood. Where are these socials? Yep, who are these socials? Our new show with Blind Mike. I gotta get into it. It's so funny because when I started to do where these podcasts, when Kevin and I started it,

we had to listen to podcast episodes that I hate. And I enjoy podcasting, and then there was just like a homework assignment, I go, and I got a little nonsense. And then Vinny convinced me to do the creep off, I hate true crime. I mean, never was never gonna true crime. And now I have to study fucking true crime and talk about true crime.

And then I've talked about this many times, I hate social media. I think it's really bad for people. And me and Mike Geary are like, oh, let's do a show about social media, I'm like, what a fuck! Fuck! Everything I'm doing, I hate!

I think you should learn the harmonica. Yeah, Ray, why would I play music, I hate to! Start playing a reggae, I'll start a reggae, Bill. Nobody wants to hear your Buffalo Bill's podcast, Carl. That's why it failed. That's the Bill your buffalo bills podcast carl that's why it failed the bill sabers show ha ha ha carl i gotta tell you guys about these pants that i bought it's so fucking

ridiculous it's a christmas uh... i just i was a little bit by itself it dicks i'm just like christmas shopping i walk around dicks and i'm just a normal part of the store looking at merchandise and there's a pair of pajamas that have Buffalo bills shit on the front and Chicago cups shit out the back. Oh my god. And those are both my team.

Yeah, I made for you and it must have been like someone in China just saw the color scheme and I don't know These must go together. I just fucking sewed it up because there's no reason why that should exist in the world It wasn't a clearance rack or anything. It was just like normal merchandise like bills and cubs So I fucking bought them. So what? I make fucking carol hamburger. Yeah. Seriously.

There's something cosmic. Something cosmic. Drew, Drew, Drew, this is why my sports show didn't catch on. Thanks for this. This is precisely why. All right, I think that it might be time. It's time to mock, zoom mock. And I want to start off, Mr. Magenta

has put in another entry into the Chad Zumaq song parody contest. And I always love what Mr. Magenta sends into us. the door and he turned 44, poor little Z-man, what happened to his plans? He was gonna be a stand-up, he was gonna be a star, he was gonna do some shrooms in the back of Rogan's car, and W-A-T-P is now the enemy, looks at his crappy life and nothing's going Alright cuz he's a douchebag A fuck up, a heavy breathing bait A cuck a smug cunt with thin skin And stand up so bad it's a sin just look at

This dumb tool still obsessed with high school And he's still preoccupied with 19, 19, 1995 I mean, I guess he went to high school Otherwise the song doesn't really make sense That fuck the second verse I think it graduated right before 95 close enough. We'll give it to you. It's all good Are you guys familiar with the Yee song, Blood on the Leaves? No. I wasn't either. But this is a parody song that came in and this is

based. This is the person who put together. It's the end of Chad's career and he doesn't care. Yeah. That R.E.M. cover. Yep. So this is another. I was joking today on Twitter. I was called myself the Kanye West of shitty podcast and comedy because I've all these shitty combat podcasts attacking me because I'm not playing ball. I'm not going along with the narrative. And if you don't go along with the narrative, they try to vilify you. So I'm gonna need to borrow your card now. Because I ain't got the money on me right now and I thought it's okay That you're willing to pass These podcasts villain fire in me

So let's get on with it. I used to be somebody Radio was moving a hobby then, feeling pretty jolly Now I'm just melancholy You know I'm just like Kanye You know I'm just like Kanye Except the part about Nazis Why not just a lot of me? Just talking about the good stuff

Not you, hey, which I above Remember he writes good songs Had tons of talent Before going Dev country I hope you know what I mean Something strange happening On the poppin' streets

On the poppin' Yeah, yeah But you need to be somebody I used to Ah I used to be somebody But when I was on Karl's podcast I wanted with Bonst Steadin' John,

The Kanye of Comedy, The Kanye of Podcasting. Yeah, I don't gotta call lawyers, Going after trolled employers, How am I gonna allow the lawyer? I act like I don't even know ya, But I'll start a live stream to annoy, Fuck em all your listeners, They'll turn the internet into my listeners. I gon' lie to the lawyer I act like I don't even know ya But I'll start a live stream to annoy u

Fuck em all your listeners, they'll turn the internet into my listeners Fuck em all your listeners, they'll turn the internet into my listeners Fuck em all your listeners, they'll turn the internet into my listeners Your purpose now, my listener, out of my life Ah, ah, ah, you all know you love me And instead of the Jews, I'm going after compound media cucks. Alright. That's another masterpiece. It's funny when Kanye wears that outfit.

It's very easy to put words in the smile. I love people who wear that. He was Kanye. I don't even know. Oh, shit. I don't even look at Kanye. Alex Jones. He was on Alex Jones.

And he wore like a fucking fool. That's what he was wearing the whole time. His four hours long. And he talked about how much he loves Hitler. And it's all that's yeah. That's yeah. That's where that happened. Yeah. That's where all that shit loves Hitler. And it's all that's yeah, that's where that happened. Okay.

Yeah. That's where all that shit went down. Got it. All right. Kevin. Do you know Chad Zubak is? I don't really know. Okay.

I'm going to introduce you to my friend Chad Zubak. All right. All right. So do you know who Kevin Brennan is? Kevin Brennan comedian? You might know him when you see him. Okay, all right, all right. All right.

So Kevin Brennan does this show called, called, Missouri Loves Company. We just reviewed on the most recent episode of where these podcasts, people love that episode. These people should check that out if you haven't already. And Chad was on that show. And then he wasn't on that show for a while. And now he's back on that show again. But what's funny is that Chad goes on that show and then he wasn't on that show for a while. And now he's back on that show again.

But what's funny is that Chad goes on that show and they just goof on him and he doesn't realize that he's just the whack-packer of the show now. He thinks he's just another guy with a mic just mixing it up. And I was checking out a couple of these episodes and it's insane because Chad is lost his mind. Let me tell you what he's doing right now. He decided to go after Aaron from SteelTow. Pretty hard. He is actually posting photos of Aaron's ex-wife and her family, which are his kids, and posting them all over social media and talking about how he's going to take care of her kids and talking about how he's gonna take care of her kids

and talking about how he's gonna fuck Aaron's current wife and Aaron's gonna lose his family and all this crazy shit and it's like everyone's just like, oh Chad, what are you doing? You're going after these guys' kids and his ex-wife, they have nothing to do with this, why? That's not cool. Like, why do you think that's fun?

And Chad's going around, trust me, I'm not gonna do with this. Why, that's not cool. Like, why do you think that's fun? And Chad's going around, and I'm, trust me, I'm not going to do as a super long Chad segment today, but I could, because there's so much shit that's going on. I know he said, it's every fucking time, I can't keep up with it. He's going on these live streams, he's just fucking losing his mind,

and just talking all this crazy shit. So anyway, Mr. Love's company had Aaron on their show. And Chad's not happy about this. Because Chad wasn't gonna get on when Aaron was out there and they wouldn't let him. Chad's here, I didn't know Chad was over here, but Chad's here. And that can't be good news for the listener, but listen. Chad, any question, Chad, what was the question? Why wouldn't you put me on last show when I was begging you guys, I was texting you,

sending you a message, put me on with show when I was begging you guys, I was texting you, sending you a message, put me on with this fucking amateur, and it was amateur hour. That guy's stonky bombed, and he's not, Bob, shut the fuck up, Bob. I didn't say anything. I'm fucking sitting there enjoying your cigarette. But this guy stinks, he's an amateur,

he's an outsider, you guys are like, Ugh, steel toe. He's nothing, I exposed him, and he's running for the fucking mountains because I owned his ass So Chad is saying that he's exposed him He's an amateur because what Chad has done is he's looked into he was talking about the names of the dogs and his ex-wife Has like he knows all the kids names the dogs like yeah, it's just like I'll creepy shit You're like well Chad this makes you look bad. Yeah, not Aaron from SteelTow And I love that he comes out immediately going I was begging you to come on your show and you wouldn't respond like yeah

Yeah, does that say something Chad? Yeah, they don't respect you No, another show respects him in any single way and of course what Chad has to do because he's desperate now And he's in desperation mode is he has to throw other people out of the bus He decides to throw Bob Levy under the bus for no reason. And to birthday coming up Chad, the big one. December 27th, it's my birthday. I'm turning 48. All you guys can suck my dick.

I'm almost dead. And by the way, Bob, you can talk to Bob. See, he keeps, I know. This is after he's going, that airing guy's amateur hour. I'm the real comic and the damage. I was just like, what is he, what is he going on? I'm driving here. Talk you Bob.

See, keep family and kids out of this. No, fuck that dude. Dude, you're banned from the serious XM building for threatened to kill Howard Stern and Beth. Literally threatened to kill. And you just told Gino you better have a gun next time you come to know I said you better ask Anthony for the gun. I love that he goes you're telling me that I'm being a dick but remember that

thing that you did 10 years ago that got you banned and Bob's just like yeah that's behind me. I don't I don't do that anymore. Bob has come out and said like he's reformed. He doesn't like freak out on people like that anymore. He realized the error of his ways and Chad has to bring that up. And he's not calling the Howard Stern show begging to get on. You know, every other day. Good point. Well, Chad's literally like a crab in a bucket, like pulling other crabs down

that are going to get out. I was like, no, you don't, mother fucker. We're all in this together. So we're all on the bottom. You think I suck. So this is great because I show this this together, asshole. We're all on the bottom. You think I suck? So this is great because I show this to you, producer, Chris, when you're over on Sunday, someone sent me the surveillance footage

of Chad robbing a liquor store. And when I say robbing, I mean, just like stealing vodka. He was caught. Shoplifting is a big deal. Shoplifting, yeah, I guess is probably the better term. Tito lifting. Tito lifting, yes. I love everybody's expressions I know where they're what he's talking they're all just like yeah I'm sorry yeah do we have the footage of him

robbing the liquor store I do but let's just what they all saw it too so I'll just play them talking about it awesome do you have access to his credit card if someone signs up to your patreon I don't I do not about it. Do you have access to his credit card if someone signs up to your Patreon? I do not. No, that doesn't. You don't have access to their credit card. Yeah. It'd be so funny if you did.

And then, and then Chad's like every time someone signs up for the Patreon, he used their credit card for a whole month. And then like Jesus Christ is that, I was an expensive month. I don't even live in Tampa. How did I go to the wall one Tampa? And Chad's like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Bob, at this point, do you think I would ever steal a credit card at this point? Chad, two years of death in fucking, oh yeah, get the fuck out of here, Adam. What happened, Adam? Chad, somebody sent me, do you see the clip of you shoplifting at the, at the liquor store? Oh, yeah, I talked about that in my standup. That's like, you,

those years ago. Okay, but what happened? Yeah, I was drunk on New Year's day and I'd stole a liquor bottle of Tito's. Okay, I liked that. So the way he addresses this is he goes, Oh, yeah, no, I talked about it in stand up, right? Yeah, so what yeah, what the fuck dude Stuttering Steve Stuttering John taught us if you already talk about it. Yeah, you're not allowed to make fun of it Yeah, you can't even goof on me for this because I talked about it on a show three years ago. Gotcha Is that why Bill Kazooie did the Spanish flybid? Yeah It's an alibi.

Because the girls these days, they like it. Oh, jeez. But Kevin, the thing with the credit card, Chad got arrested for stealing multiple people's credit cards. From the gym. Like out of gym lockers. Yeah. And then just going and doing routine shopping with it.

All right, so it's a bottomless well. But it was a holiday then, also. People dip into this well all the time. Yikes. Yeah, Chad's kind of a piece of shit. So like how is he famous? Ask him anything. Yeah, I mean literally no one had ever heard Chad stand up And so we started playing on who are these podcasts? Oh, okay. All right. Now I know you'll be features for Tosh point all Features for Jim for and team all right, okay feature for Jim Brewer That's his big claim to famous features for people when they come through near his neighborhood in Florida Okay, he does like tour with them, but if they have a job him. Nearby. All right, yeah. He makes other people look good. Is it what he does?

Okay. He has third Mike and Ohio radio station. Right, he was in Cleveland around 2009, 2010, on the Allen Cock show. Okay. And then he drove his car into a tree while drunk, and they didn't renew his contract, and he's been flailing ever since.

Wow. And actually, he talks about that. This actually gets segue into the next clip because they ask him like All right, we're not letting you off that easy motherfucker. What the fuck? Why were you stealing vodka from a liquor store Long things ever changed. Did you have the job at the Cleveland radio station? No, that was long afterwards I just move I had just failed and moved back to Cleveland. I failed which time Too soon come on Bob listen I was living with your ex-wife in Cleveland failed and moved back to Cleveland. I failed which time too soon. Come on, Bob. Listen, I was with your ex-wife in Cleveland and I was going through a tough time. Obviously,

I was slotted. By the way, I try to get another guest time for today, but I couldn't get it. I asked Tom Cassidy. That's all I asked. He said he was couldn't do show. He's doing his up five. All they're doing is goofing out into his face. Right, right, right. And he's just not picking up on it at all. And there are times in the show because the show before this, which I have some clips on, Chad showed up. It was like three in the afternoon and he's wasted.

And like, Chad, your drunk, he's like, oh, yeah, man, I'm celebrating. Because what happened was he just got whatever probation period he had for the credit card thing is over. So now he's a free man. He's all excited. He can travel the country. He's coming to double-con in February. He's all excited. He's got all this freedom. So he's celebrating. So this is Kevin explaining that Chad is spiraling at this point. Now I already had you, but I wanted to get it fourth because I wanted someone else to talk some sense into you because I think people think you're a spiraling because you're in the mud You're in the mud. Yeah, we saw the clip. You're in the mud. You playing a mud like a dirty dog

Like a pig Kevin you know I can go to dark places. Oh You're still blocked and all your outlets with me. Yeah, man. I played in my my fucking super chat my iPad I'm still big speed. I'm like Bill Bixby. I'm like Bill Bixby. You make me mad. I turn into a Lucifer egg. No, okay. I warn you and you keep coming at me and guess what? Now you're running like the cunt that you are steele toe, your bitch. Okay, well, April, April, April, those are your kids. No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no no no Bob Dude oh and a would bring in Howard Stern's kids and you guys love going a Oh good justification asshole. I'm just like Anthony Gubi

I'm calling a bit for someone else that did this bit a long time ago. He's more like Opie Yeah, precisely. He doesn't get it. He doesn't realize he's crossing the line like, oh, I'm just stepping on a homeless guy's cake. What's the problem? Why is everyone mad at me all of a sudden? Like no, it was a dick move now. It's a dick move now.

You're not helping yourself. Like you never took video on somebody taking a shit. Yeah. So Kevin's saying like, I wanted to bring another guy on here to explain to you that you're spiraling and you need to stop. You got of this spin that you're in So you can't just you can't just talk about people's kids. No, I will talk about his kids

I will talk about them all day long. You don't even know who they are. Yes, I do She's a publish author. I go to my Twitter right now. We've all seen it. We've all seen it But it makes you look bad. Yeah, that's the thing is that he's posting photos of this guy's family on his Twitter. And he's going, no, I know all about their family. He's like, no, I know, that's the point. That's what we're trying to tell you to stop doing, Chad. I mean, making you look bad. Is he just doing it to like get back up again?

Yeah, he's got nothing else. He's got nothing. See, what a comedian would do is they would be funny back in a way that you'd be like, oh, okay, fucking zing me good. Right. But what Chad does is he just goes, What the comedian would do is they would be funny back in a way that you'd be like, oh, okay, fucking zing me good. Right. But what Chad does is he just goes, why are you cheating on your wife and your fear?

Current life and asshole. And you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, this is an online intervention when the comedian stop telling jokes. Yeah, I'm just going to chat. Yeah, yeah. Fucking listen, dummy. No, it makes me look awesome. To who?

Everyone. Because I don't give a fuck. You're right, Kevin. I, it makes me look awesome. To who? Everyone. Because I don't give a fuck. You're right, Kevin. I will scorch the earth. I am unhinged. I don't care. I have nothing to lose, Kevin. I don't have a fucking family.

So let's go. Let's play in the mud. But don't you want to gain? Don't you want to gain instead of losing? Isn't that why you're in the business? To gain? To go ahead. No. By the way, I love Bob leaving on this show because Bob's constantly trying to give Chad

advice. Bob's been there, done that. He knows about it, Chad. And Chad refuses to listen to any of this free advice. Yeah, person who's clearly reformed himself. Yes. Isn't that why you're in the business to gain to go ahead and do better things? Kevin, no, I used to want a gang when I was admirable chat, right? Adam?

Chad, Adam remember? He goes, and no, no, Kevin, Adam, Chad. He is the one who the fuck he's talking about. He wants to listen to me. He ran. But, no, he never got full retired. He's got full retired at this point. Let's see, let's watch that again.

That's pretty funny. Kevin, no, I used to want a gang when I was admirable chat, right? Adam? He's got full retired at this point. Let's watch that again, that's pretty funny. Evan, no, I used to want a game when I was profitable chat, right Adam? Adam, you remember affable chat? Yeah, I want to be affable, not affable. I said affable, I want to say officially I would I miss him. I apologize.

I retract that and I would love aff I apologize. I retract that and I would love affable chat again. I went after Adam of all people, the nicest guy in the world. That's how unhinged I am. I fucking blocked him for a year and I called you a cunt. That's the meanest thing you can do.

That was Andy, you did that too. Yeah, that was Ronald. Sorry, my God. That was it. I'm Andy. I'm unhing'm on the ins Yeah, no, he does he thinks is a heel Yeah, but he thinks the pro wrestling is real though that's the funny thing is that he's actually going all in on it

Yeah, he doesn't even know who he's talking about remember I'm other fuck you for the third year is like I'm a different guy Thinking of a different person right now you He's like, okay, okay. He has no idea what's going on right now. Well, you're next. He's totally gay. You're nice for all the fucking guys. You just made the list. You're just telling those two.

So, this is great because Kevin in this next clip puts Chad in the same category as Stuttering John. And this is Chad's worst nightmare. This is the thing when we first started talking about Chad, he's like, you're the same category, instead of John. And this is Chad's worst nightmare. This is the thing when we first started talking about Chad, he's like, you think I'm so rich, I'm not so rich, John. You're not gonna do that to me. Oh, no, let's see, see what the consensus is.

Listen, they came at me for three and a half months nonstop, unprovoked every single fucking day. The one thing I'm out of, once he retreats and runs for the fucking hills. The one thing about wants he retreats and runs for the fucking hills. The one thing about that was, the one thing about that was, you know, I mean, the shows that go way after people, they go way after, they all go after the same targets, which is like, I guess the fans like that, you know, if they all go after Stuttering John or Stuttering Chad, but you know, it's like after a while, it's like everybody, we get chance face.

He's so upset about what's going on right now. Oh man, geez, that just happened. He's a pretty good guy. But you know, it's like after a while, it's like everybody, no, everybody thinks they can shit on you and you know, Chad is like a rat. Chad's like, Chad's like, you know, like a orphanage, like all the kids are just like, you know, they're all, they're all,

nobody cares about anybody about themselves. So Chad is like basically raised and like the quote, a lot of like an orphanage. So, so Chad, instead of going after where like Carl and their show, he goes after the weaker show, cause Chad knows in that kind of like animal kingdom, you don't wanna go after the bigger foe.

Do you think Chad's listening right now? No. Oh, look at that fucking face. He's like, he's been king, oh, shit. Coming after you. I'm just doing it here, I'm gonna. Yeah. Like animal kingdom, you don't wanna go after the bigger foe. You go after the smaller

foe to let everybody else know that you're nuts. So that's what you did. You went after steel toe because they were smaller than it is a very small show. No, they were smaller than a carl show. I guess even the carl show is small too. But, whoa, whoa, whoa, come on, I was thinking to be worth it, you were putting down until that was a shot. Whoa, all right. The point is, you kind of did this smart thing if you were racing an orphanage because you let everybody know that you're nuts, and then if people want to keep

common at you, that you're going to play in the mud So I guess you figure you could you could take down Steel toe, but you couldn't take down Carl so you went after steel toe delay. We know that you're nuts It's like I think it's not a bad strategy. It's guys make us a points right now I have to say Kevin's really got this figured out. I love it. I love it. It's a perfect Steel toe delay. We know that you're nuts. It's like I think it's It's perfect. They're still toe. To let everybody know that you're not. It's like, it's not a bad strategy. It's like, you go after somebody, to let everybody know everybody else know that you're crazy. And maybe you're not crazy for doing it.

Maybe you just let everybody know like, this is what I'm going to do. Anybody else would, because people do think they can come after you. It's like a piling on kind of concept where it's like everybody goes after Stuttering John. So now everybody's going to have to Stuttering John. Now everyone's going to have to do. And you're like, all right, all right, you can because you're bigger than me. But you're not.

So I'm going to fuck you up. No, here's the thing. I don't even know. Don't make sense. I don't want anybody else to talk today. Does that make sense to me, Sam? Conversation. Yeah. That's the carl concept. That's the carl concept. That's the carl concept. That's the carl concept. That's the carl concept.

That's the carl concept. That's the carl concept. That's the carl concept. That's the carl concept. Chad, just absorb that. Just absorb that. Just absorb that. I think he is.

I think he is. I think he is. I think he is. I think he is. I think he is. I think he is. I think he is. I think he is.

I think he is. I think he is. I think he is. I think he is. I think he is. I think he is. I think he is. I think he is. tortilla Exactly All right, so then Kevin's got a quick zinger in here. I just thought was fun Trust me. They're turning listen this steel toe cunt I want to make an example out of this no talent. I've seen every radio hack in the fucking world and I realize He's a time you look most of the time you're looking in the mirror. No He's the time you look most of the time you're looking in the mirror

All right, so chats all things expose Aaron from being no talent hack on the radio I don't know what check because there's himself that's pretty funny. So no Kevin starts talking about Joe Metarese watching this Andy. Kevin, you know Joe Metarese's? No. Yeah. I don't fucking know any of them. I know, that's okay. So Joe Metarese is this guy.

And actually, if you ever listen to Why Are You Laughing? Blind My Geary's podcast, they did an entire episode on him. Joe Metarese did this live show where he wanted to be like a therapy session. And he does these shows where he's like, help me out guys, what am I doing wrong with my life? And he puts it all out there, problems with his wife and his family

and all this kind of stuff. And he did a show and I think it was Anthony Cumia, Jim Norton, and I forget who the third mic was, maybe Rich Boss or someone. And he thought they were gonna have like a legit conversation about how we could do better in life and they'll just goofed out of them. And they'll say because that's what they do. Yeah.

And so the whole thing went sideways. Joe's like, God, though you guys are gonna help me out here. And then he's like, I'm talking about it. I've had a free, crazy good comic. Yeah. That's the end. Yeah. So and I apologize.

I have whoever the third person was. I think I forgot. So, um, so then Kevin's looking at Joe Madarisa's videos, and I guess Joe's still doing this like fixing Joe concept or something, and it's not getting a lot of views. So Kevin comments on that in a pretty funny way. And again, they do no numbers. 70, 61, 141. These are Chad numbers, these are bad.

Oh, these are fucking, shut the fuck up, dude. I don't even try YouTube. Sorry, I got Chad doesn't carry, doesn't try. But watch this. This is very similar to the time when the chick said that he was broke and he went and grabbed a pile of 20s to prove that he has money. So, Kevin just caught up with having low numbers on social media or on YouTube or whatever. So watch what Chad does here Not now you're I thought we're playing in a mud today

Look at those numbers bitch What is it? TikTok almost Did he just showed his tic tac account Take tack account. What world are we living in? These are all adult men. I can't check this out, man. Kevin, that guy chance you max older than all of us

in this room. Holy. That's what's insane about this. This guy's pulling out his phone. He goes, look, I owe him his $50,000. It's $45,000. He don't round up to $50,000 from that. Who gives them?

It's adding 10%. But he gets out of pan of paper and a pencil. Check out these numbers. Oh, my God. I'm these numbers. Oh my God. I'm writing numbers. That doesn't mean anything. He was also following like 1.2 million people. Well, less than half followed him back.

I went to his social blade for TikTok. It doesn't go back very far, but it does look like he's probably buying followers at TikTok. It's been proven he does on Twitter. Son, you know what they're going to do? You're going to steal people's credit cards and China's going to steal them from you on TikTok. It's been proven he does on Twitter. Son, you know what they're gonna do? You're gonna steal people's credit cards and China's gonna steal them from you on TikTok. So I went ahead to check out Chad's TikTok

because he's always bragging about how big he hits over there on the TikTok. It's flossing on TikTok. Let's check out one of these videos that he's done that he's all proud of. Oh, that's great. Oh, all this stuff is really great. I see why he's got such and tickling. Let's check out one of these videos that he's done, that he's all proud of. Oh, that's great. Oh, all his stuff is really great. I see why he's got such a following here.

Find you, just scooping away. I said, Mr. Jessica, was right about you. You are a lunatic when it comes to appetizers. If you're at a party, three scoops, max. Oh, since we're on the subject of things that bother us, I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you I hate your breath. I hate your voice. I hate your toes. I hate the way you walk. I hate your hair

I hate your teeth. I hate your makeup kit. I hate how you order at a restaurant. I hate your nostrils. Your eyes Annoying. I hate how you floss in front of me. I like dental care. I hate our kitchen. Yeah Well, I love it when you're not in it. Your dog's 13. I hope it doesn't live past 14. I hate your sister. I hate that you always drink Marlowe. I hate your mom. I hate your friends.

I hate how you sleep. I hate your Marlowe teeth. Your hugs are done. I hate you. Why I hate you? I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.

I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. You're an asshole. You're an asshole. Get out. Hey you! You're an asshole. You're an asshole. Get out. She's gonna get punchline here. It's gonna get funny.

Baby, I miss you. Pretty good stuff, guys. She gives them one of the house. He lives in his car. Let's read the hashtags to that video that we just saw. Hashtag you are enough, hashtag be kind. Hashtag plant-based. Hashtag saw. Hashtag, you are enough. Hashtag be kind. Hashtag plant-based. Hashtag dating. Hashtag COVID love. Hashtag breakup. Hashtag bipolar. Hashtag comedy.

I don't agree with any of those. I can see why he thinks he's riffing when he's on these shows. Yeah. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. You suck. You suck. Good jokes. Yeah, good bit. Good stuff. I'm a team chat. I'm. Yeah, good bit. Good stuff. I'm team Chad. I'm team Chad's wife. Wow.

So good stuff there, Chad. Now I see why you have all those people checking you out. All right, so now this is funny because Chad, you know, he talks about how he gets past at all these clubs. Like that was his thing with Geno. He's like, oh, I could pass at all these clubs. You can't even get into these clubs. Geno, I don't even live in New York and I can do all these clubs. But that was this thing with Gino. He's like, oh, I could pass it all these clubs. You can't even get into these clubs. Gino, I don't even live in New York and I can do all these clubs. But what really happens is Chad's mad that he can't do the seller.

And he's not mad at himself like he should be because if you're a good comedian, you'd get in there. He's mad at everyone but him. Wow. You guys got a lot of questions. Listen, did I tell you what I did with Pang Dang? Yeah, you gave him to the seller and he got him passed you wouldn't even do that for me you fucking dick Jesus Christ, Chad. Why does everyone owe you favors? Why do you think he likes to stand on the bridge that is burning? You like the bad you got to start running You're gonna put more gasoline on what he do

Gonna die on this bridge. Yeah, just a dead hill, not a bridge, you idiots. All right, so this is Chad interrupts the show to tell this story. And everyone's just like, what the fuck? Well, anyways, I don't care about the seller. It sounds like a sh- Come, come, me a streaming from home today. Just playing video games for a show today. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. That's funny. It sounds like a shrieking. Comey is streaming from home today. Just playing video games for a show today

Funny Comey is streaming from his home today's not so he didn't go into the studio Oh, what I open for godfrey at the village underground like story You're playing in the mud now Kevin you want to get nuts? Let's get nuts. Let's get nuts. The desperate man, desperate to be entertaining. Cannot find a single way. They're talking about, he could have started rippling on that.

When Anthony was doing, he couldn't make it into the studio. He was doing it from his house. And he had to go, I featured for God free five times. It's filled the underground. What? No. He always do it from his house, and Chad goes, I featured for God-free five times in the Village Underground. What? No, I'm cares. Like you're talking to guys, Kevin Brunner, the Bob Levy at Wog Careers in Comedy,

they're not brust with this. I don't know why you're still trying to prove yourself. So then they start talking about, well actually, one of my favorite people of all times, David Chandler, he's becoming my favorite super cheddar in the world He goofs on Chad for sucking at Kevin Brennan's roast now. We played the video Kevin was at or I mean Chad was at Kevin's roast and just bombed

He probably was bombed. He did bomb. It was just a cluster fuck He's a great man David Chandler holy shit 4999 This guy is doing as good as he did on your roast cabin. Hey. He's going to get mad. Who's he slamming Chad? Yeah. He's saying he didn't do well at your roast. That's bullshit, dude. What was he saying that guy's doing as good as he did? Oh, he's talking about Chad. Didn't doing as well now as he did on my roast. Yeah. Listen, I said it before I'll say it again, Chad actually made the roast better by being bad. He was like, Chad was like, he was like the foil in a wrestling match. He's like, he's the guy everybody doesn't like. And then, and then the

other guy comes in and takes him out. So Chad, Chad knows his role. Okay, this is Chad and then goofed onto his face without even realizing it. I don't think I don't think he was just like, yeah, I did do a good job. Yeah. That was my role. I'm the million dollar man of comedy. All right. So that is more like the Virgil. So we want my autographs. I'll also think of photo with you. Yeah. Now we're good. He's more like the Virgil. Oh, no. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's more like the Virgil. So, he went to a lot of my autographs.

I'll also think of a photo with you. Yeah, no, we're good. We got it. All right. So, now he's talking about Chad and Jim Forrantina, apparently pretty close friends. In fact, Chad claims they talk on the phone every day for an hour a day and they have been doing that

for 15 years. I know, it's bizarre. But anyway, everyone in those quarantine knows he's one of the sweetest guys you've ever met in your life, and he definitely would never do what Chad is doing, going after somebody's family and trying to fuck with people on a personal level like that. So they want to know like, is Jim telling you to change your ways? This time, this Jim give you any advice?

Yes. Like going mud, going to life. Every day he tries to save my life. I disappoint him every single day of my life. Really? Does he basically call you and say Chad, what the fuck are you doing? Does he do that?

I talk to Jim Florentine on the phone every single day for the past 15 years. And we may have missed one or two days, but we talk on the phone every day for at least for how long. Almost 15 years at this point. For how long? How long do you talk every day? About an hour. That's gay. That's like the heat. You know, he's the boss of that's gay. That's the gayest thing ever. It is. Talked to another dude for an hour. He's the big brother I never had Kevin until you neglected me and threw me to the wolves last year. What a needy bitch. What a needy fucking bitch. Well, I got to talk to 14 because you weren't there for me, Kevin. Chad, you'd be there for you. You're

an adult man. Roll the fuck up. So he goes on to explain that Jim quarantine is told him very frankly to not fuck with people's families and to not do what he's doing But doesn't stop Chad. He goes after this part. He talks. He gives out Aaron's ex-wife's full name that like I said the names of all the family members the dogs everyone else just like what are you doing? Why do you know this much like how did you know this research like that's not cool? The kid that's not cool going on someone's Facebook page and I know I use Google broader. Yeah. All right, so I tease this before, but there was an episode that he did before this episode

at Misery Loves Company where Chad was very drunk when he showed up and Ray DeVito's on there as well. And he's talking about why Chad was thrown out of side splitters. And this is great because again, my buddy David Chandler, who is the best with these superchats, chimes in with a, a limerick. Why did you throw him out then? Why did you throw me out Ray? You talked to Mark Graham himself. I think I know where they threw you out. Nobody likes you. Chamo said, why am I even doing this show? Like, how was doing it for me right now?

How was just roasting him to his face? It's great. Chamo said, why is he gonna pray on the chance? Chads are making a ring with credit cards when he walks with pride. I can't believe he's like, drink some meat. Tonight I'm afraid. That's what the credit card says. I'm afraid. Well, please find a seat. Here you go, Mr. Jefferson. Here's your trick.

That's where you should have done when you went to what's we're called Orlando. Yeah. Oh, David Chandler. Yeah, Chandler is one of the best. This guy is the best. The one with the legend named Bob, who's wallet Chad tried to rob. Bob said with a grin as he slug slug Chad's chin. That's mine. You know, lip slom. Oh, wait a minute. Why did you? Why do people think you have no lip what is going on with this He's saying chat has no lip or no he has no lip. I have fucking I'm all lip baby look you have no upper lip They say that some guy just did a song to AC DC which chat has no upper lip. I Know it's weird. I don't know. It's the internet.

Oh, it's the internet trying to rob. The internet's making up shit. Meanwhile, everyone's last time to this. Chad has no upper lip. It's just missing. Yeah, the fan art is amazing. Yeah, the fan art is fantastic for that. We got to decorate this wall.

We got to add some new additions. I call it Chad art. I'm going to get that up on the walls soon. So this is great because Chad goes into his broken record of the Uncle Rico shows, the only funny show making fun of Stuttering Johnny does us all the time. To the point where Bob who's on that show is just like, all right, Chad, we know, we heard you, we got it. And I fucking love Bob, believe you right here.

By the way, Uncle Rico show with Shuleen and Levy is funny because the reason why they're comedians and number two, they know John personally. You know John. Sorry, four times. That's why you guys kill. That's why you guys kill, but this whole other, all these other nonsense bullshit. They started it. He started the whole thing.

You call show is great. You got to be mad. You can't be mad because of the fact that they play with you a little. It's not about that. They're not as good as you, period. Dave, I watch the show and I really enjoy it. Of course you do. Lady, you love everybody.

I know. I love the thing. I watch it that I don't like. What do you do? You don't see me watching your fucking set Don't get me wrong Chad actually brings a comedic element to the show that wouldn't be there without it the problem is that he's the punchline Yeah, he's he's the the laughing stock you can't have a story without conflict right exactly So thank you, bye bye, appreciate that. Chad loves to go around and say, who's these podcasts suck?

And we don't do a good job of ripping on, stuttering John, it's like, Chad, you were on the show, you wanted to be on the show many times. It's obvious to everyone that you're just upset that we goof on you. It's very obvious. But according to Chad,

Chad is a winner. They've been doing a Stuttering John thing, the first one, and now they do a thing on Chad. So Chad doesn't like them now, even though he never heard them. No, I used to listen. I don't listen anymore, because... What about SteelToe?

I don't listen anymore. By the way, if I listen... If I listen, they win. I don't listen. I have fun with it. Listen. Exactly. There's nothing to be fucking winning.

You should go on stilto and make them give you any of the super chat money. So according to Chad, because he doesn't listen to our show, he's the winner in all of us. Chad's like, wait, what? Money. All right. I know. Yeah, he goes after that. He goes is like, wait, what? Money? All right, go right now. Yeah, he goes after that, he goes, why would I do that?

I just told you, you could take the superchat money. What do you mean, why would you do that? Money can be transferred into cocaine. Right. You like cocaine, don't you? So, I don't know how Chad is scoring this game. I don't know how he's possibly in the lead or winning or he doesn't make any sense to me. But this is the last clip I have. This is a lot of fun.

This is they call them out for being so drunk in the afternoon. So wait, but what's time you start drinking? Isn't that weird? I'd be drinking by yourself during the day. No, I just my life's good now. It's like there's no stress. Like Bob leave you always says there's no stress. Bob Levy always says, there's no stress. I can do whatever the fuck I want. So Bob Levy is easy to give it to. So since you get to it, whatever you want, you stay home and get drunk. I did this time.

The world is your oyster and you're like, I'm going to stay home and drink vodka. I'm having a great time. It's fun. I'm getting along with people. I'm having fun. I'm laughing. I'm drinking out of a coffee cup and life is great. Yeah, but it's like I get along with people and fun I'm laughing I'm drinking out of a coffee cup and life is great yeah but it's four o'clock then

are you peaking right now or what what happens at night time no Bob Levy's the guy he's the guy who inspired me okay let's throw Bob into the bus again Bob's not wasted it four o'clock. You are. All right, so I might want to stop with that. Go and well Chad, keep it up buddy. Yeah. Keep doing what you're doing. I see good things in your future from all of this. All right, I did send a note to Vic.

Hopefully she'll be on shortly. But whether or not she appears, we still to figure out who said it Welcome to who said it the official podcast game on whtp brought to you by patreon.com slash card of electric and the card of electric YouTube channel subscribe today Okay, Kevin and co-host Who said it all right? so Kevin, let me explain to you the rules of this game. You're not going to be good at it, but don't worry, I'm

not either. Okay, gotcha. Alright, what you're going to hear is Cardiff is going to read something that a podcaster said on their show. Okay, you have to figure out if it was Greg Opie Hughes, Stuttering John Melendez, Chad Zumak, Tom Myers, Jerry Bansfield, or... Pat Trick Michael. Patty Seacops, thank you. I almost got them all. What happened to the rule of three? I know, it's way too bad.

So we're going to try this. We're all going to pick who we think said it and then produce your Chris Marks down our scores. So we keep track of that. I think Andy won the last time he was over here. I didn't want to acknowledge that. That's a good turn. Oh, Jesus. It was keep track of.

It was keep track. It was keep track. All right. Let's get into it. Our first entry, who said, as it was coming to America, it was probably pregnant. Who said it?

What? As it was coming to America, it was probably pregnant. A card if, come on, man. He got a little more eye-catching. He got a little more eye-catching. He got a little more eye-catching. He got a little more eye-catching. He got a little more eye-catching.

I think he likes winning these games. Yeah, by the way, Cardiff gets a point if no one gets it. Right, that's the thing. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right, so this is just a fucking rando who knows, I'm gonna go with Opie. What do you think, Andy? Jerry Bansfield.

Kevin, what do you think? Chad Zuma. Perfect, all right, very good. I like the decisiveness. Yeah. Producer Chris. Tom Myers. All right, we got all different ones there, right?

Yes. Good. That gives us a better chance of cartifing. Of course, it's a show off. Of course, it's a show off. It's a show off. Show off. One, two, three.

So one dumb rat. It all starts with one dumb thing. Yeah. Probably. He's a best winner. You know, walk the world. I handle it very gracefully. One of those giant ropes, as it was done. thing. He's the best winner. You know, walked into the very creasefully. One of those giant ropes as it was docked, got into the bottom of the

ship as it was coming to America. It's probably target had all the food in the world because that's where all the food was below deck, feeding it's ass off for the long voyage to America. And then they they they docked those boats right outside this other window actually. And then the guy's like, right, and then it goes wrong. On that giant world. Cardiff has turned this game into he just wants to play really long clips that he thinks are funny. It really has nothing to do.

He just wants to turn us against each other. Maybe there's a little bit of that, though. What's with the card of voice? And I'm sure you've talked about this before. Well, Kevin, I have good news for him. I'm actually inviting Cardiff out of the show right now. Oh, oh, my God, he's going to talk. Ask him anything.

Yeah, he's going to come on. Santa Potato. All right, Cardiff, I just emailed you the link to come and join our show here. Is it like, is it an effect or is it his fucking voice? Well, it used to be an effect. Oh. And I think now that he's a potato,

I think he just does the little voice thing. But I know you could ask him. Yeah, yeah. We could try to figure it out. All right, let's get back to the game here. Oh, and it makes its home in America. And that's why we have rats here in America. Our next entry, who said she was only 73, which is not really that old, and when it comes to dying who said So it wouldn't be Patrick Michael I don't think because I think he would consider it to be through quite old Yeah, I would say that sounds like something that Jerry might say

Sorry, oh wait, let's get let's get a card of in here Hey card of oh hello I'm staying in his place. He's out for the evening. Oh cool. You did a show It premiered today, right? Yes, it was spent I interviewed him on his own show it was we got deep. Oh, I negotiated a truce So hopefully you'll you'll check that out I will check that out hi Kevin hey how you doing good nobody knew you were fat I think everyone can tell for my my voice yes you didn't know what yours is going what's going on there? Are you Canadian? No

From Minnesota Curred of what's that make noise please sir. Sorry. That was a mistake. Okay. All right.'s get back to the game here. What's the score? I'm up one one nothing We'll be fuck yeah Jerry Banned field Tom Myers Tom Myers cabin Stuttering John Stuttering John and I'm going to pay to see cups all right. Let's find out who said it.

When it comes to dying, who said it? One, two, three. Anything about that? I was shocked when I heard the news. Oh, my God. Welcome to the board. That old and, you know, and look, look at the giant. But it's 73

You know jello still absolutely beautiful. Yes. I mean, I mean she was a beautiful woman I mean, you know, it's like a really cool woman too. Who is it pain me to get those around our never That's you know any problems or anything, you know, like, it's just going through right now. Yeah, no, she, yeah, who, man, I know. She's, she's out there. I think she, I think they just said that she has now fallen into a coma.

Yeah, so yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow. Kurt, if what is going on with this game right now? Why do you place a lot of clips out here? Well, no because you started to trash and Haitian then he found out she was in a coma and then he immediately turns around if you keep listening That's what I mean like you're turning this into like your own little clip show. It's supposed to be a game show for us Listen to half of a sudden John episode Dude, I'm sorry. We ate my shoes before this cabinet. I should award you that we're

gonna talk to you about a little bit. Hey, um, Cardiff, I might take you up on your offer to be the mediator on the AMA. Well, I was nominated, yes. Okay. I accept I've been fielding questions all evening. Okay, very much. Great. I actually, you know, I met Annie. She's actually a nice person There's more. I hope she doesn't pass, you know, she's not a bad person at all. I Like to these says she's actually a nice person. You'll be shocked to hear this not a cut There was a bit of an arc there. John went from shitting on her too.

Oh, she's an a coma. Oh, she wasn't a bad person. I met her once. Yeah, I thought she was a dick too. I met tonight's show. He'd call her a con. Oh, yeah. She was on her deathbed.

I met her once. That could have been me in that coma. And H. But I'm major, you know, yeah, this couldn't be a better day Our next entry who said oh I've shit in a parking garage Who said that sounds like an opi yeah totally Oh, I've shit a parking garage. It can't be Patrick Mike. We just a little bit anywhere near parking garage. I

Think it's gonna be fucking one of my first and single and all be what do you think Andy? Zoom act? Opie It's an opi thing. Yeah, we'll get closer to the microphone. Opie. Opie. Yes. Opie. Opie. All right. We got three OPs Everyone locked in we're locked in in. It was parking garage. It was parking garage, not ocean. Yeah. One, two, three. Oh, that parking garage is.

Oh, I've shit to parking garage. I mean, you got that one. Sorry, my utility sink and my basement. Oh, I tell you, I tried to just stand up, but it's online. My YouTube channel, I can't, it only worked one time. But it's just a little bit of a mess. I can't, I can't. I can't.

I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I mean, my utility sink in my basement. I tell you story. I tried to stand up, but it's online my YouTube channel. I can't. It only worked one time, but it's a true story. I was living in Los Angeles, and I was coming back from comedy magic club in the most big God-free tax of me. It's like, hey, I'm like the laugh factory. Come hang. I go, yeah, I'm free to get a job. I'm not gonna make the laugh factory because I got shit right now. So I pull over. I go to which point, and I knock on the, because it's locked, and they won't let me in, I'm like, fuck, everything's closed, I don't know what to do. So I go to a parking garage. And it's like, you know what, it's just brewing and going, and you're like, oh my God, you can't hold it in any longer. And I'm like, I'm just like, I'm kind of like just skinny, and I can't even like,

fucking walk full stride, because I walk full stride, the shit's gonna come out. And I fuck, I get behind this like a Dodge Neon or whatever, the car was at the time. And there's, I'm not trying to avoid cameras too, because I don't want to get in trouble. Our next entry. Cameraman that liquor store. All of a sudden, he's concerned about cameras. You're starting to get the clips, are you? Starting to make sense.

I don't like this game as we cover. Okay, if we went down with me to get about this, production meeting, don't worry, to catch a davler will be back for February good I miss a catch a davila all right cool who said the way Hitler did that you make an agreement and you're intending on breaking it who said all right I know for a fact that that is a comparison to Donald Trump, so it means it's either Stuttering John or it's Tom Myers, and I'm gonna go Tom Myers.

What do you think, Andy? I was gonna say Tom Myers. That's okay, you can still do that. What do you think, how many did he it? Is that why you're like, well, Carl, get that again. When I play this game, I play the odds, so I'm gonna say he's Stuttering John.

Oh, I was gonna go do that. Okay, that's fine, you can do odds. So I'm gonna say you're starting John. Oh I was gonna go that's fine. You can do that and I wrote Stuttering John. All right, so we have three stuttering John's and Tom Myers. What's the score right now producer Chris? Is that we all have no? Yeah, we all have one Kevin you and I have one. Yeah And Cardiff also in Cartagena's or what zero? Because we all got one so far okay calm down I remember the bug of potatoes like that is the smuggest potato I've ever fucking seen man one two three so both sides agree to this

so one for card look at agreements the way Hitler did Wow that you make an agreement and you're intending on breaking it as soon as you've accepted it The only goal is to try and advance your own agenda and anything you agree to is simply to appease the other side and get yourself in a better position So the reptilians made this agreement. Are next in front of you. I should have done about space aliens. The reptilians. The reptilians, yeah.

Yes. Where do they come from? They're not earthlings, are they? Yes. Well, some of them live here. Well, they live here. I understand Hillary Clinton lives here. I'm just asking, where is this race of things from originally in earth. I'm not a I'm not a scientist

Our next entry who said sacrificing stuff that really matters to be to be famous and make a lot of money who said Oh to be famous and make a lot of money. Who said? Oh, sacrificing stuff to be famous. That's a bitter person talking to there's zoom. I'm going to go zoom. What do you think, Andy? Patrick Michael. Good. I was going to say Patrick Mike. All right. Kevin's figured out the key to this.

Whatever Andy says. He's what's going on. And that's right. It's guys want to do it all. I'm cheating off him. Oh yeah. Tom Myers. All right.

One, two, three. But not anymore, man. If I make money and I'm starting to make a little more money, that's me, right? Nope. If I make money, my terms say. What did I say money if I make my term say I got you said zoom out ah shit I said it was either open or no maybe I said something I would be actually

awesome I don't be scared of sacrifice sacrifice to believe that it really matters to be to be famous and to make a lot of money I'm not doing that anymore. Do you, Robert Kelly, remain friends. He's got a new hilarious special. Um, no. That's what I was thinking. Now you know who said it? Brought to you by...

Double-Cut. February 3rd and 4th. In Rochester. New York. Get your tickets down. All right, Cardiff. You busted us again, my friend, congratulations. Thank you. You're welcome. I would like a little more context would be helpful, but it's your game.

So you do it. However, you know, the clips were too long already. Well, no, that that clips that we can find out who said it wasn't too long. That's the problem here. It used to be you would play whatever we heard that we would play and then we'd move on Now it's starting to get to the card of electric show over here Which is one of the most famous podcasts in the world today. So on the internet today. Yes. Yeah, the internet Good for you. All right What have we done today? We've done it all obviously

We're alive. What a well-written and acted podcast. That is, I can't recommend it enough to people. Walker retail ranger of the fuck that is. Howard Stern's watching gay porn. OP wants to have a cup of coffee with you, but only for cool and nice and say good morning. Chad Zumaig is getting crushed on the show. They

fix he's like just one of the guys. He's actually just getting roasted the whole time. So that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show we play clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts? Talk a bit more excited. It's true, right? Like, like, if you have to take a piss, you talk more excited. Yes or no? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No facts. There was one there's one quiz. Remember that same math class we had which one? The one in grade 11 only that advantage. Yeah, and that one that one on the exam It took so long but I need to take a shit so I was like I'm trying to finish it so fast. Does it make you smarter? Yeah, oh, I might have I say you're gonna eat because look I'm I'm looking my best when I'm under pressure Ha ha This is a show called Jumpers Jump.

This show has 866,000 subs on YouTube. OK. This show that we're watching, I was like 70,000 views of these two kids talking about math class that they were in together. Canadian math class. Is it Canadian? That's great 11.

Great 11. Is that your card if? Is that show that it's Canadian? I don't know. I'm in Minnesota. Yeah. That's a good answer that your card if is that show that it's Canadian? I don't know I'm in Minnesota. Yeah, good answer. Yeah, all right. So that's a show we're going to be checking out with Blind My Geary, my co-host and who are these socials will be joining us this weekend coming up on who are these podcasts.

So definitely check that out. Andy, thank you so much for stopping over. You anything you want to plow your promote, my friend? I'll be drinking stolen teetos at 4 in the afternoon tomorrow. Yeah. We'll be watching other surveillance camera for that. Kevin! Yes.

Welcome back to the show, my friend. Yes, thank you very much. Always love having you here, always love telling you what's up. Yeah. I love giving you the rundown of the guy. So the OPs do it this. I'm so honored to be here. That's great. I, I love giving you the rundown of like all right, so the opus do it this That's great. I love it totally out of the way. I really do. I really do enjoy having these ketchup sessions

Anything you want to promote you on Twitter or anything like that. I'm not on anything now. You're off again I'm off. I'm off all of it. You're off all of it smart. Yeah, one thing I learned about social media bad for you Yeah, very bad for you. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, producer Chris Hey, bad for you. Yeah, very bad for you. That's good. Yeah. Producer Chris. Hey, thanks for having me. Alright, that sounds good. Short and sweet. Please join us next time on my episode. We found out what's for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony. Starting in the most pit of morning radio. I'm now to show these old white cows. Okay. Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. Alright, let's get right to voicemails so that we can head over to the AMA that we're going to do on our YouTube channel. Oh, do you have a review? Let's do one review,

Cardiff. I'm sorry. I forgot we had our review earlier. I have two really good ones. Okay, great. Let's hear it. All right. We need to figure out how many stars these reviews are, Kevin. He's going to read it to us and we we'll figure out what we think it's gonna be Destroyed all the formats you built Kevin So the first review is from Apple podcasts by Busy Crumb Hunger WATP on team Geno question mark the last straw Having Bisconte as a co-host on episode 367 might not have been a wise choice considering that slavering drunk has done to other what that slavering drunk has done to other co-hosts and co-workers.

I barely tolerated the Patrick Michael Opie, Stuttering John obsessions, but will draw the line devoting any of my time, oops, full review, any of my time with Geno, that path, this stage, sociopath, I'm done with WATP. I'm gonna guess that's a one-set review, I think it's fucking asshole, I'm gonna have the... Geno, just bovin. So it's interesting, I didn't realize one of the assholes I was until I read our sub-writing. Apparently I ambushed Geno and came on here

and said you shouldn't press charges. And I was like, oh, you're a fucking asshole. Why would you tell me you shouldn't press charges? The guy broke his jaw, $15,000 in medical expenses. And I was thinking about it and I thought, well, the jumper from the misfits punched me squarely at the face, punched crouched pretty hard at the face,

and you know what we did? We did press charges. We got revenge on the internet. Yeah. I photoshoppedises at the smile, and put it on Facebook, like an adult. Yeah, that's the adult thing, dude. That's the adult thing to do. Yeah, so I stand by the fact that I personally would not press charges now.

I've been in contact with both, you know, in Pat, since that I should not have got myself involved in any of this. Now, should not have got myself involved. So I apologize to everyone who's pissed off at me. It's your show you're allowed to have an opinion. It's my opinion. It's when you apologize to people who are pissed off. Apologize for nothing. Every. That's a good question.

What am I doing? All right. I agree with you, Carl. I'm team Dixon. Okay. Thank you. All right. Imagine a podcast. That's great. But every five seconds, boring redditors pause the podcast you were listening to and had nothing but complain How sad they are or how much they don't care about said podcast Smile is a smile is yeah, I'm in the prick.

Not too much for you. All right, are you ready to create some voice bells with us? Cardiff? Absolutely. This is the first one from Rex Sexton. This is a story.

I'm going to warn everyone. It's a lot of asshole looking in this story. Oh, yeah, intriguing. Top call. This is Rex Sexton. I was listening last week's episode about Lorenzo Ario, and his Instagram crush. And a Rex Sexton. I was listening to last week's episode about Lorenzo Ario

and his Instagram crush. And a few years ago, I was blessed by God to enter intimacy simultaneously with two other women, both with the same name. And one of them was this blonde, thin, huge tans, 18-year-old chick. Now, I was fucking her while she ate my girlfriend's asshole, and then I thought my girlfriend was eating the 18 year old girl's asshole and then she was riding me while my girlfriend ate my asshole and so on and so forth. And to this day when I need to hit the highlight reel, the first image that comes to mind is me busting a huge load all of this bitch's face and watching my girlfriend lick it off. Anyway, one day I'm reading this touching story in the newspaper about a woman setting

up a big anti-drug fundraiser because her daughter Odita and Fentonaw were her boyfriend slash drug dealer just stood there and watched and I realized holy shit, that was the girl I was three-something with. So I rubbed her out in her honor, Reston Tinas, Emily too. Tell me that. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second. I believe that, sir. How do the way you guys all think that was made? I'm sorry. I had to turn it on my show last night.

He was great. Oh, did you really? Yes. Very good. What was the random talking about? Most seed depression. You said he was great. Yes. you really put a good spin on it. Jesus. All right. You guys know Gary from San Diego. Oh, do I? Did you know there is an

African American version? Oh. Hey Carl, it's Gary from Sandin Negro and I've just slapped this bitch Judy. That ain't good, don't. He's not into that. I'm free with that. Alright. No, Judy's a wonderful woman. I do love Judy. I miss Gary when she would call Edmire often.

Me too. Holy smokes that episode was a dud. I like next time Carl. and holy smokes that episode was a dud or like next time Carl thank you thanks for all your support everybody i appreciate now this is a pretty good

summary of our subreddit you'll fuck you caro oh you need to drop charges on pod it's not a good look oh fuck you so he's need to drop charges on parts. It's not a good look. Oh, fuck you. So he's supposed to drop charges on somebody that traveled across town to do one thing, cause harm. And then that causing $15,000 a day of damage.

And what do you have to say? Oh, don't you have insurance? Or I'm like a member of ANT, but I was just paying the same pay for 20 cents. Don't you have insurance? Fuck you, but I'm just paying the same pay me points down. Don't you all mention it? Fuck you Carl, you're on the wrong side. All right Fair enough It's not the first person to point that out to me. I just want to go on record to say that

Hi Carl hamburger, this is photo-jow here I need all the sound drops in one place on the internet because I want to make funny ring to Instagram ask my co-workers with. Also, DabbleCon is uniting people, co-worker, I would probably never talk to in any other situation and I are coming to DabbleCon. So just let's start Joe know, he is, he's hiding everyone. Yeah. It's been doing it for a while. So just let's not show no he is. We're not you everyone.

It's been doing it for a while. Yes, double con brings people together. It is one place where we can all agree on something. And that is the Southern John is an unfunny drunk and a lot of Fod to go find. Let's hear more about this last episode that we did. Shall we? Hey, there is Dr. Bagel again. What the fuck is the deal with Geno's audio quality? What is this voicemail that I'm currently leaving?

Sound better. Geno, picture microphone call your com. All right, so people who didn't watch the stream, Geno comes on and he's got a microphone. He's got a whole set up and it's just not working at all. So I'm like, oh, come on. And I was trying to walk him through it and figure it out. I don't even think it was plugged into his computer, but somebody had to go and do his phone. And I did the best I could in post to make it sound decent. But I'm just one man. what can I do? Look, girl, I love you. I love you, you know, this week's show the audio is fucking unmoving,

it's in a bowl. Your live shows have better audio than with weep. Low blow. You better. You can, I know I get exaggeration for comedic sense, but to say my live show's out of it. Yeah, very insulting. Fightin' words.

Yeah, words very hard. Post production of that one, but very. Oh, Kevin Brennan calls in. Oh cool. This is exciting. Oh, he's loving Kevin. He acknowledges us. Hey, this is Kevin Brennan.

This is how I talk. We have G.O.istanti on your fucking show, W-A-T-P. Do it again, I'll fucking kill you fucking pice. It is. That's a pretty good Kevin Reddett brother. That is great. By the way, that guy called back in as Jesse Pinkman, you know, Aaron Paul, and that was pretty good as well.

I enjoyed it. Hey, can you play some master done? So, master done. I sure can. The passes would kind of close his eyes. He disappears. So he was just head banging, but he was disappearing as he was doing it. All right, a couple more here. This is from, so Nate from Flint, who calls into the show,

this is his doctor calling into the show. Helping. Hello, Carl. This is Nate from Flint Michigan's doctor, and this is how I talk. I regret to inform you that Nate from Flint Michigan will be unable to come to Dabblecat due to a severe case of lead poisoning and an unrelated case of a very sorry to deliver this news via voice. Okay, the log go. What's that, Curtis? Oh, yeah, Carl totally bought it. Yeah, of course. Nate will, yeah, Nate will be a such a guy. Yeah, oh, yeah.

Sounds like he's talking to you with the background there, Carter. What was that all about? I forgot we did that, yes. Yeah. You should've said, hang up before you reveal, you're not actually Nate from Flint's doctor. Nate's not the smartest from Flint's doctor. Nate's Nate's not the smartest.

He's a fan of WTP. So what does that tell you? All right, this is the last one I have here. Hey, Carl, you big dick motherfucker. Anyway, I just want to talk to you about. I digress. I really fucking thought I did not give a shit about this fucking guy Like damn You really just kind of real be right in I I'm fucking son. I'm totally son. I don't even know what that guy looks like

But now I'm like I have to go work him up on the internet Whatever I but now I might have to go work him up on the internet whatever. I do like you though, you're fucking cool as shit. I'm not even kidding man, I love W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P. W mug a fucking A-T-P. I scream that to the world over here in Louisiana. I love you man. Thanks buddy, keep screaming out the web now. in the world over here in Louisiana. I love you, man. Thanks, buddy. Keep screaming out the window.

There's funny listeners as we can get. Fucking alligators like you. Yeah. It's not even that funny. It's not even a good shot. Same fucking bit over and over again. We got it. It's enough already.

All right, Cardiff, you can join us over at the AML. She'll link to that. Sure. I got questions ready. All right, perfectary, if you can enjoy us over at the AML, shoot you a link to that. Sure. All right, questions ready. All right, perfect. Sounds good. For Andy, for Kevin, for producer Chris, I'm Carl Sainte.

Gagilla. Okay, folks, guess what? The episodes? Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I gotta go. Good bye. Good bye. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. That was a great episode. That was really great.

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Look at this infestation the state my place in I could never have a wife my OCD was my life So now I'm back up with a fresh batch call me baby if my kids you got an itch to scratch I'm a balloony yeet eating fool with nausea on my mind Got OJ in my glass and I might throw up guys I'm so damn sick up these podcasted haters But my NG is down some and doing it later Damn this surely just a hard beat away I'm gonna drink till I die

What can I say? I'm 57 now but what? Let's see. Then he ate the way things are looking. Ain't so great. Tell me why is he obsessed with me? Double you ATP, etch-ul-ate. It's been the most my life living in.

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