Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep369 - Jumpers Jump Podcast

Episode Date: December 18, 2022

Jumpers Jump is a show hosted by two young guys who have terrible mic technique, can't speak very well, and are wildly ill-informed. Also, Jumpers Jump is a hugely successful show with millions of viewers. Those two things don't seem to make sense until you understand the power of the number eleven. Mike Geary joins us once again with breaking news about Harvey Weinstein. Then we hear the most exciting voicemail ever, one of the best Chad Zumock song parodies, a very confusing interview by Tommy from MSCS Media, and a Beer on the Balcony from October that we missed. blindmike.net Tickets for DabbleCon – http://watplive.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Well, let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Carlos Jucco and Gavin Rutta and Mike, where do you want to begin with this one, my friend? I mean, it's a fascinating show because these, I think the best description of these two guys are if I met them in small doses, which might be why they're good on TikTok, I'd be like, that is a nice guy, I like them. In an hour and a half format, which for some reason that's how they feel, how long their podcast should be, they are exhausting.

So these guys have 8.6 million followers on TikTok and almost a million subs on YouTube. They're obviously very successful. They have like, oh, we're going to talk about Tommy today. I got some. I brought that up. I have some clips from Tommy. But yeah, this is interesting. These kids are like 21, 22 years old.

Because in one of the episodes I was checking out, he mentioned he was born in 2000. And you can tell. Yeah, and you can tell. Like they were talking about, they didn't know who Rush Limbaugh was. I know. I was like, I got,

Oh, is that possible? That's a weird. I actually have a lot of stuff. If you want to just start there, I have a I was like, I got, I was that possible. That's weird. I actually have a lot of stuff. If you want to just start there, I have a lot of stuff I'm stunned. They don't know. Okay, yeah, let's start there. Where do you want to begin, buddy?

Clip number 14. I literally had to check the date on when this episode came out to make sure it was this week. Okay. Because I was like, it was stunning to me that someone would just, it's like a revelation to them. This is called Breaking News.

All right, let's find out. Yeah, Harvey Weinstein. You know why? You know why? Yeah, because he was like, he was a huge fan. Harvey Weinstein, he was literally charged with freaking assaulting his actresses. Yeah.

Like getting young actresses and telling them, oh, I can make you famous. I can make you famous, this and that. All these. And you know what's crazy about Harvey Weinstein though. Why? Did you know he has a really fucked up penis? Paws, Paws, Paws, Paws, Paws, Paws. He did research on that. No, no, no, no, here's this on Jorogan actually Paws, Paws, Paws, Paws, Paws. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Yeah, his his piece is actually nice though His mic technique is fucking awful Mike. He keeps touching it. He's getting he's all sort of distances away from the thing that all the time

Folks on that Harvey Weinstein is raping women. He needs to be stopped That's not the Harvey Weinstein idol Mike The guy's producing some good film some good quality cinema. All right. I won't let you Dread his name for the my show quality cinema. All right, I won't let you drag his name through the bottom of my show. But it's funny. He mentions Rogan in that clip because as I was listening to this episode, all I was thinking was, not it's not misinformation that we should be blaming Joe Rogan for. It's this generation of people that look like bros that listen to Rogan and now think they're philosophers. Oh, yeah, you notice

that everyone's's influenced. That's the big takeaway. Yeah, everyone seems to be influenced by Joe Rogan. So I checked out an episode with a guy named GG33. Are you familiar with hashtag GG33? Mike. No, I went to there. I tried doing a little research on their TikTok and shit.

And that's one of the accounts they follow. So, I'm not the guy. This guy's name is Gary Grinberg. And he's gonna give us some information. There's a theme by the way on today's show. I didn't mean for this to happen. But we're gonna be talking a lot about the matrix today. Oh, boy.

Yeah, there's some interesting things going on here. Let's learn some shit, shall we? Okay, basically it comes like this. Once every 12 years, you get hit. It doesn't matter who you are, doesn't matter how powerful you are. Once every 12 years, we get hit. So let's make some examples right now. We're in the year of the tiger, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So how's the American economy doing? It's not doing great. Not doing good at all. And the reason that is is because we're in the

year of the monkey. The monkey, it, America was founded 1776 year the monkey the monkeys enemy is the tiger Economy isn't doing well in a tiger year next Facebook. Yeah, Facebook doing this year It's not good It matters to shit right now and you think it has anything to do with it being founded in 2004 the year the monkey Certainly I know and you think it has anything to do with it being founded in 2004 the year the monkey He's blowing these guys my hair these kids are competing with spas guy from When I love about these guys I have tons of examples of this is how agreeable they are to everything. There's never pushback.

This guy can say that it was insane. Whatever you want. They're just all in on it. So, all right. This guy knows, so he's kind of interesting. He thinks that numbers tell you everything there is to know about the world and life. Here's some more examples of that. Oh, another thing.

This year we had a war start in Ukraine. Yeah. And the Russian military and doing too well, the Russian military was founded in 1992, the year of the monkey, probably not the best time to start war. Just little bit, and that's by the way, that's all basics. Yeah. Very big, that's the stuff I released to the public. Yeah, yeah.

It goes way beyond this. You think that's crazy? You just see the stuff I released to the public. Yeah, it goes way beyond this music. That's crazy. You see the bullshit I'm selling people. Shut up. It's fucking Patreon here. So you can go to this guy's Patreon to get all this really important information. So he understands numbers so well that he can help you bet on sports. I bet you didn't see that one coming. Mike. Oh, good. Is it only in the year of the monkey is able to figure this out? Is that you go for any? Right.

So this is copper tier. The lowest tier you can join is 88, 28 a month. I don't know the significance of that is I'm sure it's something. We're going to do all these different numbers. What they mean? It means he's ballsy. And then on the NHL tier is 125 a month, 125 dollars a month, the NBA tier is 152 per month. The MLB playoff tier is 188 per month, the NFL tier is 215 a month, all sports packaged tier, 280 dollars a month. And then they have a tiger tier, 2600 dollars.

I think it takes the MLB regular season off for some reason. Yeah, I know there's no MLB. Specifically players. Yeah. enough for some reason. Yeah, I know there's no ML specifically. Yeah, the tiger tier is 2600 a month and that includes crypto market sports hidden codes. Whatever the fuck that means. Oh, we don't do that. You'll get vlogs and posts. You're actually that Jim Kerry movie 21 where the the relationship to numbers are so loose. It's like how many days in a week? Seven. What's seven times three? 21. Isn't that a little fucking weird? It's like, no, not really.

You are spot on. That's exactly what this guy does. And you could turn anything in anything with this type of thinking. So let me play you one more example of every 12 years because of the Chinese zodiac, you're gonna have a bad year, which I didn't know about that, but I guess that's a thing. and I guess Will Smith should have known about that too. Will Smith, not having a good year. No, not having a good year. Maybe he has something to do with him being born in 1968, the year of the monkey. So he actually went out there and slept somebody in it in a year and it went all against him. Now, if he actually knew this knowledge, he would know the way back.

He would know not to do certain things like Floyd Merrill weather. He's a smart dude. He's born in 1977, seven years of snake. He didn't do much in his enemy year. He didn't take any risks. Oh, shit. You see, the money team knows some things about this. What year would it,

Will Smith has been applauded for smack and Chris Rock? Yeah, right. If we had done a different year, people would be like, that's awesome. It's a good move. Who's Floyd Merrill with it. You're not even up for playing with Merrill. You're not even up for playing with Merrill?

Oh, boy. Yeah, I love the idea that Will Smith is like, ah, fuck, all right, it's 2022. I gotta get up and get him smacked Chris Rock. Right on schedule. I gotta be honest, I don't think I've convinced you yet that this guy knows what he's talking about. I'm a little skeptical. I'm a little skeptical.

I'm a natural skeptical. All right, well then check this shit out that if you're still skeptical about this. Let's talk about the Chinese. The Chinese started their Olympic games on 8, 8, 2008. So 8 plus 8 is 16, 2, 0, 0, 8 is 10, 10, 10, 10, 16, 26, 26 is 8. So again, you have the Chinese who went from the 15 biggest economy role to the second in a matter of few years using this type of energy All right, no of that made any fucking sense to what so I'm or he's trying to connect the economy with the Olympic games and

Dates we have to add the numbers and he subtract the numbers and then they turn into this number and the Chinese did that on purpose and And by the way, what's just a few years they went for 15th to second as a world academy. Yeah, I mean, they did it like in Q1 of 87. It's amazing they're able to pull that off. But this guy has struck gold with his wall. He found the two perfect guys to sell this. Did you hear the gasp that they gave out? Yeah, they seem to understand that I don't.

Blown away by this information. They found this guy in TikTok, and we're buying all the bull that he was selling, and I'm like, we gotta get this guy in our show. Oh, and you got this guy's name down, Carl. We might have to go through his TikTok account. Dude, seriously, hashtag GG33. Pretty easy to remember.

He does straight up spit some facts. There are some things he says says and I was like, okay One piece of advice. I'll give you no matter what you believe in. Mm-hmm never trust the government Good point I'm with you have that same Just don't care about black people Oh, I miss that Kanye God damn it. He was so fun back then. He's actually one fun now. What else happened on the episode that you checked out?

There wasn't a guest on the most recent episode, right? No, they were left to their own devices. So if you want to leave the metaverse and go into the world of the supernatural with me, please. Because they get into ghosts and zombies. If you check clip 18, they are describing, I guess you're not supposed to keep things in your home that attract ghosts, and they're going to kind of teach us exactly how to follow those rules. It makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Ghost treats. Oh, you know when ghosts love it, when they go into real life human being.

Oh yeah, yeah. So they might, you know me? Yeah, cause if you, that's the thing, y'all, y'all gotta be careful of having like human kind of feature sticks on random shit in your home. Yeah. Cause that's your freaks me out the most, cause what if it turns alive?

Yeah. And you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, Be careful of having human kind of featureistic on random shit in your home. Yeah. Because that shit freaks me out the most because what if it turns alive? Yeah.

Anything. Let's say, oh, you know the Santanino? What's that? The Jesus, like the little kid Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. That's very, no. I thought you were talking about one of the boats that Christopher Columbus came over and

I was very confused when he was talking about. He definitely know what humanstics in your home. He's just like the little kid Jesus. Yeah, that's very good. No, but that's you. No, no, no, no, no, but I have a funny story to tell you. He doesn't. I was gonna say, I doubt it.

So he's saying that if you have any objects in your home that look like they could like dolls would be an example of this. This attracts ghosts, Mike. Perfect, yeah, I was even thinking like portraits of people. Those were like, that's because of your family. I'm actually, I'm gonna call Vinnie Paulino right now and make sure he's doing okay

with the number of rustling action figures that guy has in his house. He might already be dead. There's a million golden brothers. There's a million brothers. There's a ghost of Chris Benoit. I have a house he might already be dead Let me tell you something brother The ghost of crisp and why Covering over a video right now. Yeah, don't keep a bow flex in your home either. Hey, who's this asshole? That's that's my son All right leave alone Yeah, you're rough. We're trying to give a good afterlife. I'll show you this Sunday

live. I'll show you this Sunday Sunday. And then 19 they talk about zombie. Cause I mean, like, you know, ghost talk is of course a little silly, but we let's get down to brass tax and see how we would handle zombies. Okay. I feel pretty well versed on zombies right now. Let's check it out. And dead. Less than you think. Walking dead made me not get into zombies because I made it so easy to kill zombies Like they would take a pencil and like put it through their skull and they're done. I did fuck down But that's not realistic. Yeah, the skull is hard fam Like everything you see in the walking dead. That's not realistic at all like they're using knives That's impossible. No, that's it. That's just scared me though, but what do you call this? Um the zombies in real life though?

Do you think the zombies have become like softer though? I guess after a while if you're talking like it was talking for you in 10 years into the box list Maybe yeah, but not like a pencil through that. That's that's Yeah, what the fuck is going on right now Mike? Yeah, I know this is a TV show. What about real zombies though, right? You can't get a real The bad The horseshit here and let's start talking real zombies. I'm not talking to walking dead bullshit. I mean, yeah I mean obviously that's all just fantasy. It's how zombies actually interact with people you know

That's not a documentary walking dad. I know you think it is. That's not so fake special facts It's gone on for a lifetime for christian shit. All right. Well, you want to get back to somebody knows what they're talking about? Yes, let's get back to gg33 and So apparently it was 9-11 was the day that he has a piphany and It was 9-11 was the day that he had a piphany. And he said, well, you know, it was on the 11th day and the twin towers looked like a number 11. You know, he's got shit like that,

I'm like, okay, well, I've never heard that. That's interesting. So he ties all of this back to Al-Qaeda, which I didn't know about this. Yeah. So next step is I talked to all the Modern day numerologist at the time and it basically consisted of a bunch of old divorce women and They were not and they know help whatsoever. I basically told him listen. I think there's people

Who are elitists who are using numerology to plan terrorist attacks and they all laughed at me like I was some nut Obviously, that's what's happening. Do you look at al-Qaeda? Al-Qaeda was founded on the 11th. They hit America on the 11th It hit Madrid, Spain on the 11th. It hit Mumbai, India on the 11th So all of al-Qaeda's major attacks happened on 11th. Why? Because obviously there's a puppeteer at the very top of the game Who's ordering all his pieces to do certain things. I'm assuming you guys watch Star Wars. Yeah. Okay, so we have an emperor who's like a rough child and he controls both sides, tells both sides what to do and overall he's the one puppeteering everything and the way

you know this is because if you look at history, all the numerologies all over it. See I thought he was bad shit crazy until he brought up Star Wars like oh like the upper now I got it Okay, that makes sense. I also like that you look at these guys and I'll say of course you like Star Wars You know about Star Wars. Let me tell this one down for you guys know the Star Wars movies. It's like that Although the upper was a control of both sides. That's fucking wrong too But whatever. I don't want to argue about Star Wars How do you think this guy explains building seven does he have the numerology worked out for them? I'm sure he does he didn't bring it up though Well, I like that I like the leader of al-Qaeda is like no, no, no, we wait till the 11th

It's my favorite number. Well, no not the leader about kind of the puppet master his favorite number is a lavender I'm sorry this guy controls the whole of all kind of the puppet master, his favorite number is 11. I'm sorry, yes. This guy controls the whole world, like really into the number 11. And it's just having a good time with that. And let's find out, can we get some more information on things that happen historically that weren't covered correctly because only this guy knows what actually happened.

Like, for example, the Titanic. You're familiar with that, right? I've heard of it. Do you think that was an accident? Well, I'm starting to have my doubts The Titanic was actually a hit job Real the Titanic was a hit job. So basically what happened was all the richest people in the world in 1912 was supposed to be on this ship

in the world in 1912 was supposed to be on this ship. And we have the camera. You had Ralph Charles and they're basically lackeys at the time who were called JP Morgan. And all of these guys are supposed to be on this ship, but there's also another guy who was on that ship. His name was Mr. Uscher. He was the richest man in America at that time. He owned 40% of every mortgage in America.

He was 40% of the mortgage in America. Oh, fuck, he knows about that. And that's the mob tactics. Yeah, he has to do. They have 40% of all the mortgages. So again, this guy's a gangster. I'm not saying he's a good guy. But basically, this guy was in the way of the Federal Reserve. They wanted to create a central bank, the Rothschilds,

and they could, they're the own euro. I got to say, I don't know a lot of research on the Federal Reserve and the Rothschilds I really did not know the Titanic was a part of this whole grand scheme. This is news to me, so I'm gonna sit back and listen But they didn't own America yet. Yeah, so they need to own this created central bank So what they did was they can't just take someone out of that importance, you know This guy's just too important to shoot just can't kill him. So what they basically did was they made this video, you know, everyone going on this shit. Since when can you not just shoot some one if you want to. That's what they do. All right. Yeah. And then in the last seconds, you know what would be bad is if we shot this guy,

let's murder thousands of people instead. All right. Yeah. Good idea. No barely notice. Yeah. No one will know. Was it Stalin who said one person dying is a tragedy, 10 million is a statistic? Is that what this is, same philosophy here, maybe. Yeah. They made this big deal, you know, everyone going on the ship. Yeah.

And then in the last seconds, all the Rothschild's people exited the ship. Like right before it's about to take off. They exited, so here's what happened. Yeah. The ship sunk. All of all the sudden the richest guy in the America died on the ship Mm-hmm and all the sudden all the politicians who he was basically bribing all that money evaporated So they went all to the Rothschild side and then next year on 1913 they started the Federal Reserve Bank because there was no more opposition to it

All right, no further questions, your honor. Hey, hey, hey. Russ, my guys, that's actually the perfect description because these guys question nothing. Like, if you were not here and were like clouds are made of marshmallows, they'd be like, oh, shit, fag. No way. You can actually learn from these guys. You can be a little more agreeable with me. I think that be nice. I'm gonna have to. Yeah, I think this would be a lot of these guys. You can be a little bit more agreeable with me.

I think that be nice. I'm gonna have to be. I can't believe he's giving away this information. This seems like tiger, tear, shit. Right, right, exact. Do you think you get to pay $88.28 a month? At least. To get this kind of information.

All right, so I also want to talk about Roswell. Now, if you guys are familiar with 1947, there was an incident where there's believed you have had an alien crash landing in the desert here. And... A odd number a year, you think that's a coincidence? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the Rothschilds and all the richest people in the world got on the Titanic and it's snuck off So he's like crazy conspiracy shit going on there, but here he's just like an alien shit. That's dumb. He gets dumb Everything's an end plane site. So we know the Rothschilds run the world, right? Yeah, okay. What is Rothschild start with?

R R. Oh What is Roswell start with? All right, so so far you're thinking like okay, let's go but wait it gets much dumber. It gets much My Ronald McDonald start with Four years later the first McDonald's all pants. They're basically paying home is to their masters by releasing some fake conspiracy. There was no aliens that landed there.

That was basically a side track. And the way you know that, if you look at the RO, R is the 19th letter. O is the, excuse me, R is 18th letter, O is the 15th, 18th together, a 33th. So there you see, oh shit. They hit in 33 within Roswell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why, why do you think the Rothschilds are called

the Rothschilds? Why are the Rockefellers called the Rockefellers? Oh, three. Jou- 33. That's a bad joke though, bro. You heard it's something here, Mike? Why are the Rockefellers called the Rockefeller? You heard it something air bike this guy's calculator must be steaming What do you think? Spells boo

The exhaustion must take to go all right this letter equals this number and could you imagine being front of this guy in the era of pages? Holy fuck it's I got this life for this nonsense. This man has no friends trust me. Oh, so you're in the Illuminati It's a pretty good flight. All right So for some reason the whole Roswell thing was staged because it was the Rothschilds trying to tell the world like we own you, we can manipulate anything we want. I, I, I, I had no idea that was the case. Dude, we're in Rochester. Oh, oh, fuck. Is this spot dead, even real?

We played a rock band. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no All right, so this is the thing I want to show you where they're so agreeable with everything that he says. And this is just, there's something charming about this and I feel bad because we're supposed to be reviewing these two hosts and I'm the head of this guest, I just found fascinating. I didn't pull it into a story. Okay, good. But this is just like, yes, ending in a way that I don't know anyone else you can do this.

I got a question. So you said about the Matrix. This is a very broad like who created the Matrix? Because I had this question on the podcast and we really just didn't know where to start from. When it comes down to who created the Matrix, that's where you have to basically take educated guesses. Because my mind in your mind isn't developed enough to even make those type of assumptions. All we can do is, okay, this makes sense, this makes sense, this makes sense. So I like to think of the matrix as God and the devil all in one.

Okay. That's the way I like to look at it. Yeah. Yeah, okay cool Created the Millennium Falcon I think they was land on cars. Yeah, obviously I could be right I Would love for these guys can we get a flat earth or other out of their show? To just come up here, but all right now the Sun rises in the east sets in the west and the wall again in the east Okay, but the reason for that is because it's like Pac-Man, when you go off the maze on one side,

you're coming on the other? That's what the sun's doing. Yeah. It's the Pac-Man, in fact, right, right, okay, yeah. Obviously. Obviously, okay. The damage Milo Unopolis could do to these kids. I can do that, just like my god.

All right, let's get back to the host of the show, Mike. Please, steer us in a better direction than I have been. I can go in a slightly better direction, but it's still in the world of conspiracy theories. Okay. If you play clip number 13, are you familiar with the pizza gate of course? Yes. Yeah. Well, this is a very bait for anyone that's not familiar. This is a pretty basic explanation of of what that was. Okay, good.

Just all of it. I know exactly. And the craziest one I've seen, like this is like in front of our face. Like I don't know if you saw Ellen, the generous at the Grammys, when she's handing out pizza, right? Oh, that's awesome.

So I don't know if you guys heard about, what Jeffrey, I'm actually, at the island, right? And there was people accused of it. And Ellen brought in a pizza guy. And whoever she gave pizza or called out supposedly at that island. So she,

you know why? Because the code word for, for, for a, ah, shit, I don't have to say the code word for having sexual stuff with pizza. Is pizza? No.

Yeah, that's the word. And they call it, the code word is actually pizza gate. Yeah, that's the word. And they call it the cold word is actually pizza gate. Yeah, I heard. Yeah, that's what it is. Oh, what the fuck. So yeah, going to back where you're saying it's handing it out to celebrities. The celebrity she was handing it out to

were the ones here members that indulged in pizza. Oh, Ray Tartelert. Ray Tartel art. Ray Tartel art class. Well, we're in an upseats island coming out of that. Like, they were all over the place at that explanation. It's a car in Chris were indulging in pizza for lunch. And now I wonder what that means.

Yeah, I'm rethinking Vinny. But that's literally that's that's the reaction that kid had when he goes. No, when he goes no When he found out pizza was code for like boy sex. He was like I've been having pizza for so many years Well, he'll be locked away for a long time. I have a feeling sir. Is this your crust? Is this your crust? I just fucked up the front of the ground. Come right handed. Damn it.

He just runs screaming from every Italian restaurant. You guys too. God damn it. If you also want to go to clip number two, this is more of just a general description of what their show really is. Because like, it's now around half, it's not all conspiracy theories and shit. There's some just general nonsense that they get into. Like, this is basically, do you remember,

did you ever use like chat roulette or anything like that? I didn't, but I'm familiar with it. Yeah. So this, uh, Omega is a more modern version of that, I think, and it's, you'll talk to girls on that website. Yeah. And this is, this is a good girl. It's supposed to, that's not on that website. Yeah, and this is it. This is a good girl.

That's what I hear. You're boy, boy. So clip number two is them taking a pretty basic story and milking it for all its worth. Okay. This is like two years ago when I just got out. I'm back in the field now. I got over the break up. So I've been, I'm sorry, I'm going to start this again. I can tell this guy's fucking fishy with his microphone even off camera

I can just stop fucking touching your microphone asshole stop it This is like this is two years ago when I just got out. I'm back in the field now I got over the breakup so I've been with a girl. Oh, okay. You're looking. You're looking on the hunt exactly So we are all no me go for fun, right? Mm-hmm the first girl comes up and my boys like now raise her up raise her up all my boys are watching Mm-hmm. He's like five guys and this is it five guys in the discord call so you know the girl comes on the screen like holy fuck She's like bad. Yeah, I'm like all like how are you doing and then she says how are you doing back? I was like I froze. I was like fuck. I can't do this no more. I did ask all like really I felt I was like Fuck I can't do this and I tried to skip yeah, but she did it. It didn't skip so I'm there. She's staring at me

Watching me have a breakdown and my shit's not sleeping because like I don't know what happened So I manually go and I skip her but all my boys are like, oh, what happy family bro Why don't you? So I mean what's the interesting part? The fuck the story was he couldn't think of a response to how are you doing? You should at least get that far in the conversation. I feel like I can't even relate to this because first off These guys have millions of followers and I know what're going to get into next to talking to their fans and how difficult that can be for them.

But I'm just not buying for a second. This guy's getting tongue tied because his boys are watching him on Discord, conversed with a rando. This is where I wonder if you want to go to clip number four, where this is where it makes me wonder about like this generation as a whole kind of because like we said they're young, they're, you know, early 20s kids, famous on TikTok. And the way they talk about socializing makes me wonder like what it is to grow up in this generation because this is how they talk about just basic human function. We want anyone, you know? What do you think was the kicker?

I had to go through that shit. Yeah, to go through that. And Lily, all those amigo runs, all that practice, even just talking to a random guy in the elevator, made me nice at talking. That's true. Just talking to more people, talking. Yeah, that's what I did too fast.

Honestly, I think if you can just practice talking, literally every single day, just a little bit. Oh my god. The way you pronounce shit, the way your brain works and the flow, the way you can pull some jokes out, it just gets easier and you just get so good. Facts. And that's what podcasting goes for.

I know, yeah. So I need to work on my supporter interactions. Yeah, I'm very awkward because after, oh, thank you. I appreciate you. I don't know what to say. OK. Now, I'm very awkward because after all, oh, thank you. I appreciate you. I don't know what to say. Okay. Now a couple of thoughts here. I want the idea of practicing talking every single day.

That's probably a good rule of thought. Yeah, that's when you would Chris meet here every Saturday for talking practice. Correct. This is actually just speech therapy. I know and touched him starting a podcast. At all, that's what I just want to turn into. I got flashcards.

No. What they're talking about, interestingly enough, I read a book called The Four Hour Workweek because like most people like you, I don't want to go to work every day. It's annoying. Understanding? Sure. So there's this book that's pretty well read. And one of the things they talk about in there is practicing going up and talking to strangers and getting comfortable with having conversations with people you don't know. So they're actually talking about that, like a guy in an elevator, just having a conversation with them. That's how you get ahead and successful in life is just being very comfortable talking

to anyone, you know, that they could be the CEO of a company or they could be bagging your groceries. Is that a thing? Any more people bag your groceries. Sometimes. I guess if you're talking to yourself at this point. These guys are on the verge of an interesting point at all times. Like, no, yeah, yeah.

Let me finish before them. I have to hear the characters with a friend in mind who has a 10 year old son and she was just telling me about how he didn't know how to talk on a phone. That's like, oh, that's interesting because there isn't like a house phone that you answer. Hello, oh, who's this for you? You know, they don't know any of that. So they don't understand to say hello when they pick up. They don't know that you're supposed to talk and that they talk. It's like, huh? That these people are talking.

Yeah, it's weird, I don't even blame them. Because like that's like I said, that's how they have grown up where it's like, you know, I talked to someone in an elevator the other day. Practice, practice, practice. It's fucking weird, yeah. All right, so then at the very end of that clip, you'll notice they talk about talking to their fans and

They don't know what what to say. So they've got some good advice for us here So I need to work on my supporter interactions. Yeah, I'm very awkward because after oh, thank you. I appreciate you I don't know what to say Days go in I know I know I know how DJ Calisay talks me normal Talk to me normal bro when the girl was, talk to me normal. Talk to me. Talk to me normal, bro. When the girl was talking. Yeah, yeah. She's pouring water.

Now, what's interesting here is that they're talking about how good they are at talking with all these very hard edits. This show has a ton of heart. And I know that's what all shows do now with these really hard edits. I find it weird. Yeah, it's not natural.

I've found like, particularly with comedy podcasts, it seems to be the LA podcast. Like I was listening to, I forget it was Mark Norman or one of those guys, so they went out and did a bunch of LA podcasts and they'll stop in the middle and just be like, hey, we're gonna cut that part out, like edit this out, just randomly.

So it cuts off any normal flow of conversation. Yeah, yeah, it's awkward. I would call it. All right, here's just one more clip from that because Here's some advice about Carlos has it figured out how to talk to the fans Because I don't think I had a awkward fan interaction just because I treat them like as if they're my little cousins and interaction just because I treat them like as if they're my little cousins. Now, I wanna know Mike, when you meet the gear heads, is that your approach as well,

treating them like they're your little cousins? Who's a good little boy? Yeah. Hey, I heard you're getting good grades. Did that tell you about your boss, Alzme? You had a good school play. Ah. All right, so maybe that's not the best advice I've ever heard.

Yeah. They have a whole conversation about like the basically they're saying we talk down to our fans essentially. Yeah. That's what I was picking up too. I'm like, well, I would never want to tell these guys I'm a fan of their work because I'm putting them in a bad position. I was thinking I was good for you.

All right. Let me get back to some of the fun things that GG33 is talking about. This was a revelation in and of itself right here. Again, that is, I can't prove any of that. You dumb shit. Sure. All right, but he is full of himself because he can prove the numerology stuff. That's what he studies.

So maybe he doesn't know everything there is to know about the Illuminati, but let's let's find out what he does know People I want people to understand the distinction. Yeah, I can't prove that stuff. Yeah Yeah, yeah, my personal assumption all the numerology just to ruin you all the Chinese astrology. Oh, that's real There is no denying that that's been astrology. Oh, that's real. There is no denying that. Because that's been studied. That I can prove. That I can prove. What I just said, those are my assumptions. Now, my assumptions usually turn out to be right,

because I was the one studying numerology astrology when everyone said it was BS. And I actually found a way. Before I existed, there is no one. So fucking full of himself. He's really curved his own path in life. I like that he says when people thought astrology was BS, as opposed to now. We all really respected.

Right, now we've all figured out it's like, oh right, because in 2008, the two and the eight is 10, but then you take out the three and now you have seven, which is a lucky number, but in China it's an unlucky number. So you subtract that by the Zodiac sign. There's five letters in tiger. So you got to count for it. And we don't get to do shit like that. This is him talking about,

there's this energy around 11s that he talks about a lot. 33 is a big one, 11s a big one. And he could see the pandemic coming because of this. I believe that W. Moreholtz organization called it end pandemic on March 11th of 2000. I believe that on November 11th they called it pandemic and they start shutting things down on March 11th. So again, it was always around that 11 energy as well. They began shutting things down around the 11th. So there's proof.

I don't think that's it was around the 11th. Yeah. So I'll give you that. Yeah. I mean, give or take a week or two. Sure. Why not? That was not the most sturdy of arguments from this guy warning us about the next one, Dickhead. Yeah. Now you saw this coming, you didn't say anything. Now this guy, Carlos, who is the host of the show has 9 million fans on TikTok and all these subs on YouTube and all this stuff, he is not good at running his own show. He gets shot down.

He's a dog guest, by the way. This is one of his two podcasts. You right, I know he does like an interview show too. Yeah. So he gets shot down by the guest that of his two podcasts you right. I know he does like an interview show too. Yeah, yeah So he gets shut down by the guest that he has out here. Yeah, I always got to watch stuff I have a question. So what does the number 11 mean because I have a crazy coincidence So I mean my brother is here Gala. I'm sorry. 11 11 is about emotional energy. He's like shut up. I'm talking now. Okay. Sorry. My bed, my bed. Terribly sorry.

Yeah. I'm sorry. I thought this was my show. I thought you were the gas that my show. I apologize. I didn't really. That's a thing that you can tell the, they, they seem like sweet guys. You know, they seem like nice young kids, but like the idea of them, they literally say

they don't know what to talk. So it's hilarious that they run a show together. But well, like, it's one of those things where when you become rich and famous at a very early age, it can either go really sideways or you can really appreciate it and enjoy it. These guys seem like they appreciate it and enjoy it. For sure. Yeah. For now, we'll see our goals. We'll see what happens next. They have an interest. I'd love to know what Gigi's take on the year 2016 would be. And my clip number 10, like they say they have some hot takes and they never really pan out.

But I think number 10, might be the hottest take I've ever heard. I've never heard someone describe this year in this way. Drop the most toxic three albums in a row. So. And now they're, come on man, like we're getting more toxic. Yo, you know what's crazy? So there's a theory you know 2016 right?

There's actually a theory about why 2016 was such a good year. Why why oh good year? Yeah, such a good think about it every ask anybody ask anybody everyone's like yo 2016 such a good year 2016 such a good year Yeah, I remember double XL. Oh, what's the best double XL 2016? Right come on Black cell. Oh, what's the best no black cell 2016? Right? Come on. Yeah, I'm being a little oozzy little yaddy ball. You guys already know it's 20 months average anyways. All right. Well, I'm pretty sure Rachel Maddo cried because of how good a year 2016 was. Well, 2016 didn't end well for a lot of people. I don't know pretty upset about that. So it's fun now Now hearing the clips you brought, because now I'm thinking like,

I wonder if this numerology guy got in his head, where now he's trying to be like 2016. We all know why that was a good year, right? Everyone. Well, you might be on to something here because he starts talking about how the 11 energy is strong with a lot of politicians. He brings up Obama. He brings up Bill Clinton. And then he talks about some others. 11 year old. 11 light pad. Let's look at the Republican side. Johnny Kane born in the 29th. Sarah Payle and born on 11th. So I'm basically talking about all the Republican Democrats you ran

for president. They're pretty much all 11s. So based on this logic, if you're born on the 29th, 2 plus 9 equals 11. If you're born in the 11th, that's also 11. Wouldn't that be 2? Right? Is there anyone or does it with this? Is there a number that doesn't mean anything? Because, no, everything, it can be added, there's a try, anything.

It's very easy to do. I was actually played around with different ideas for myself. And I'm just like, all right, well, nine is three of three. And if you take one of those threes out, then you have 33. So it's like, you can apply that to our bed later on. Yeah. I don't know. We got some football on today. So hopefully I've learned something from this guy. All right. So then they talk about, yay. Yay. Because gay also has 11 energy energy which we'll find out why that is And you got very emotional now. Let's talk about yeah. Yeah, let's talk about yeah Yeah, you know

Kanye is a loving life path. Oh shit His name starts with K. K is the 11th letter What what what what about what about Kyrie starts with K. Kyrie is also an 11th. So the two people who have that type of energy, they're both being attacked the same way. You know who else is being attacked that way? Me. I have an 11th one ever thing. My name is a start to play. I can't name it. It's 33. Oh yeah. Spend the game. My name is Aestarius Kay. My name is Nathan.

I'm a Kay Kay. It's 33. You can be bored on that day. Your name can start with it. It can be the Zodiac side. Like all these different things. Just like, yeah, obviously. I love what's that blue there, mine.

They're like, Kanye? His name's Aestarius Kay. That's the 11th letter. What? Yeah. Fuck. And then this is probably not a great idea to talk about having Kyrie in your corner. Kyrie wears his 11, I think.

Does he wear no more? Well, he knows about this stuff. Kyrie knows about this stuff. For sure. Kanye knows about this strategy, but Kyrie knows about this stuff. Yeah. Okay. I don't think you want to say, like, listen, I know what I'm saying is correct because

Kyrie Irving agrees with me. This guy is literally a flat answer. It's not a not a good idea to say that. I like the documentary's retweets, but I've been mad. Jesus Christ. Well, W-H-S is canceled. That was wrong. That was a good little run.

Yeah, that's wrong. Yeah. Why not? Oh, the other thing I learned is, so the guy's name is capital G, capital G, 33. Now, we know the 33 is a magic number. And we know that his initials are GG, but you know why it's capital G, capital G.

It's because, listen to this, if you write out the alphabet, the Z is the 26 letter. And then you restart it with capital letters. So capital A is 27. Capital G is the 33rd letter. Boom! Boy, that is just... I don't know how to feel.

I think I just blew your mind. I mean, my name is Mike Geary. Whoa! Anything I didn't know that? So wait a second. So you're a 33 and I'm an 11. So together we're 44 and he was telling us the fours are law and order.

He goes four represents law and order. If I even see a four in a license plate, I'm not getting in that car. And I've had friends who went to prison because they got that car and I did not. What the fuck? So I'm coming. What are you talking So I come and fuck you talking about. So why is this guy?

You remember it was Aaron Hernandez, but that doesn't matter. Why is this guy even famous? You're probably wondering, Mike, well, he has a claim to fame that's very similar to someone else that we know. When I was your age, again, this stuff didn't exist. Yeah.

I got famous. I was a local celebrity in Cleveland, Ohio. In Cleveland, Ohio, there's a radio station called 1100. Okay. So that's the radio station that made me, and they were formed. That station came to existence on November 11th. So there you go.

What, what, what? All right. I want to add 11 credit cards. Yeah. Yeah. I tried to look this up. Like 1100 is the frequency. Obviously. I guess what it was called 1100.

Well, yeah, that's why that's the case. But there's no way to know what day the fucking station started. It started like 1923. I know what knows what the fucking day. He's just making the shit up, I think. Mike. I started in 1911, actually actually, on the 11th. I think he's lying.

It's the beginning of your 11th. That's what I think. All right, what else do you want to hit? You got a bunch more clips in. Clip number 16. Yeah. This is a quick one, but just, come and find this bizarre as I did because I've never heard someone categorize.

I mean, like we know there's obviously dramas comedies a bunch of different movies genres I've never heard anyone categorize movies in this way though but um there's a movie I watch that's kind of similar to this okay what is it so you ever watched a movie old old yeah you ever watched that movie yo you know what's not what what's with you and movies is It's like one word titles. Yeah, these movies are the most fucking interesting. I swear to God. Alright, this one has a crazy plot.

I just like thinking like you're scrolling through HBO and it's like comedy, documentary, one word title movies. Why are you always watching these one word title movies? That is one of the better genres now it is defads. I have to say Oh 15 we can get into a little more like philosophy these are the guys are like I said pretty philosophical and You know Let's just hear 15 and see what you think about. So it's thinking right? You know how every single time we let's say we think of a crazy character

or let's say you're drawing a picture and then let's say you create that character, oh this person has like a family, this person has a job, blah, blah, this is what they do, right? Now going back to the generation of AI, what if every single time you generate something like that? It creates a universe in itself. Because the way I see things is what if, every time you think of something of me, right? Let's say you think, oh, one day Carlos is gonna drive a fancy car.

What if you created a reality where I did have that car? What if every single perception of somebody onto another person, they create a different reality. And that's a reality that could be, that could come true. Okay, producer Chris, I have good news. This morning I got up and I was thinking like, what if producer Chris had a fancy car? What if he was driving around in the nice fancy car

around the day run so Before Carl thought of that he died On the 11th hour Of like thinking things into the universe was him having a face body thinking that he was gonna have a fancy like a car Anything you think of could be possible. It's a limousine made of gold Yeah, anything you think of could be possible. It's a limousine made of gold The cast my lunch socks, but it's very fancy All right, I have a quick clip that I want to play because they have advertised on the show as we mentioned And I think this might be one of the worst products I've ever heard in my life

I don't know if you guys knew but I actually have a new title to my name you guys just can't call me Carlos No more y'all gotta call me lord Carlos shadow to our sponsor established titles I am now officially a true lord of Scotland So established titles is a fun and novel way to preserve the natural woodlands of Scotland while helping global reforestation efforts. So it's a project based on a historic Scottish custom where land owners are referred to as lards or lords and ladies in English. So title packs give you at least one square feet of dedicated land on a private estate in

Edelstin Scotland and an official certificate with a crest of which I have right here. Why not name a star after someone? That's the dumbest shit. I was just gonna say that. Yeah. Who is following for this? So I went to their website to see what this was all about. According to their website,

this is the most hilarious gift of 2022, Mike. Oh, so it's supposed to be a joke? That's good. Yeah, he doesn't make it seem like it is. I thought it was about like, planning trees, but apparently it's hilarious. And I gotta say, I thought the most hilarious gift was the underpants to say two balls, no strikes.

But I guess I was off on that one. I guess that's still pretty good though. Yeah, I mean, I've heard that it's a second place. I've heard that established titles advertise on a bunch of podcasts. And one of them, like I was on their Reddit page and someone posted, guys, I think established titles might be a scam. I think you're on to something, fellas. Ed Rooney says I put all my extra money into deforestation.

All right, well, someone's got to counter this. Got to counter balance that. Okay. Well, clip number six is, I guess the best way to put it is this kid's the John Lennon of our generation. This is more philosophical stuff. Imagine there's no countries.

It's easy if you're not far off. Like, look, if we are brand new, put on this earth right now, boom, and we're just walking around just human flesh and just conversing, right? There would be no idea and concepts of jealousy and like, oh, his hair is nicer than ours because there's already a social norm of what's pretty what's bad? What's ugly, you know, I mean if the world was a reset? How different do you think the world would be do you think would be better? Loki it might be Loki it might be better. We started all over again It's very subtle and maybe I'm maybe I'm thinking too much into it, but the Gavin kid the other kid that is touching to talk less on the show Yeah, I think there are times where he's like the fuck you talking about man

Right there, he's like I don't know. I think that's where he learned how to agree with that other guest from talking to this guy so much It's like I don't care what crazy shit shit you say? I'm just going to knock my head up and we can tell we can learn more about the great reset if you want. You don't learn about that. Club number seven. Now, this isn't actually the great reset. This is their version. No, it's not what most people would think. They're version of the great. We all know what the great reset is and build back better. This is like what they think or or we try to figure the dope reset Like a reset like everything do you think do you think we're we're oh fuck this is kind of like a hot take Yeah, but you think society is already fucked and we just need to reset that shit like you'll reset your minds fan

No, I don't think that's not some like totalitarian. Is that the word? No, you can't. I'm not. You can't go. Cause that's some like 18, 1984 shit, right? Like trying to change everybody's mind. Oh, why did I think about this?

But it's like a weird take on what you're saying. Yeah. So you said if the world resets, everything will be better, right? I'm a kind of taken to a dark. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. That's where we want to take it, fam. No, but okay. I'm not going to say more, fam. So right now, side of your into a dark. Yeah, go ahead, go ahead. That's where we want to take it, Fad. No, but okay, I'm not gonna say more about it.

My fam. So right now, side of you shit. Yeah, right? But after rain, there's always sunshine. I just want to point something out. He goes, right now, it's a side of you shit, right? And Carlos, the biggest grin of the world goes, yeah. Yeah.

Sure shit is. There's, I mean, there's a good life lesson in here, of course. But there's also just notice a word that they edit out that I can't figure out why they won't say. Oh, okay. Interesting. I'll be listening for a fam. Outside of you shit. Yeah, right?

But after rain, there's all with sunshine, right? So why not in Seattle Seattle fucking rates every day Why like reset and just give up on everything rather than working out your problems and soon the society will get better Like we have to work on it right mm-hmm. So take it into a dark perspective say committing S Yeah committing what sorry committing S fam if you all oh you mean like yeah if you want to offing yourself Yeah, so you say you have all these problems right now and you want to reset boom. That's not that's not good, right? Oh You mean murder by yourself Well, I think they were low key concerned about YouTube flagging them.

My fam. Is that a thing that would get you taken down? Low key fam. All right, bro. And you have all these problems right now, and you want to reset boom. I will say, and I hate to give him any credit whatsoever, but Chan Zubak dropped an F-slur's over the place. It's made it so I can't monetize some of the videos.

But I put it by YouTube. So if you think he's a victory right there, that can be asked for your show. Yeah. That's not good, right? You don't, you don't get nothing that I know. I just took it to get it. Oh, okay.

But it makes sense because if you want to reset everything, boom, you're going to have to kill off everything, right? And reset everything. Instead of doing that, you battle to that shit as a society. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So maybe we shouldn't completely start over as what you're saying.

Yeah. Yeah. It's showing some clarity instead of murdering everyone and killing yourself. He's like, uh uh low key fam. We happen to be millionaires in our 20s and famous on the internet so maybe that's not like destroy everything like this is kind of cool. Can we wait a bit? Fam a lot. I'm actually getting laid and it's kind of great. So I'll never. All right. Anything else you want to play from from this show? It's very popular. Clip number 12 we learned or let's play 11 and 12

I guess because we learn about violence in music and The the effect it's had on society basically What happened and what happened this is true. What happened? What where where fucked up now? Violence right? Crime has risen a lot Like this is real stats. You can look at the years before and the years now Violence right yeah crime has risen a lot Like this is real stats you can look at the years before and the years now

Do you think it directly is impacted by music? That's scary this thing because it's like oh now they don't even have to control us by this They can just change up what we listen to hmm and that will trigger our body for some reason. It's crazy So it's like do we start listening to um Yo, because look if if I don't um if I talk to a person who never listens to rap only listen like Taylor Swift Yeah, they're probably like the most drama-free like positive person. Yeah I've already prepared some clips for WTA TATS that'll disprove this theory. So they can. So they've done some suggestions there.

Mike, I like this because I think it's maybe that conspiracy guy they had on the week before or something because the way that they're thinking is that there is this puppet master controlling everyone, they're doing it through the music. He has opened their minds. They're really nice. I love it.

So then if you go to Clip 12, I didn't realize this. Like I grew up in like a white suburban town in Western Massachusetts. And then but then I moved to the city. So I don't know what suburban life is like anymore. Okay. And apparently it has gotten crazy out there. Oh, okay.

Like y'all smoke a J and then just like paint. And you know what's crazy too. It's crazy that that rap has, you know how it's usually in certain type of neighborhoods. But you get that's what you see now is like all the people in the suburbs talking about ops, talking about shooting someone like everybody wants to look up to that. Like these kids kids that's fam That's how you know it's working cuz you know how Gucci you said they're catering to the rich people Yeah, and the poor people so that's how they get them

Mm-hmm. What do you think rap is doing they have that part that people and the other people that don't even live that life Or that lifestyle yeah, and then now they're looking at that lifestyle Yeah, they can get involved and they're going to get like killed fam. I know, bro, but that's how it is, fam. Like whenever something. Holy shit. This is a conversation that parents were having in 1989. I was just going to say it's so funny to hear kids that don't know about like NWA or M&M and it has a song where he locks his girlfriend in his trunk And it's been happening for a while buddy. Yeah, yeah Luke Skywalker

I think I was wasn't he banned from his records being sold for this exact reason oh No, the white kids are listening to this. This is no good It was fine. It was just in the cities. No, it cared about Now it's a problem. All right, Mike, you ready to move on? Yes, sir, I want to play it for you. I usually do voice mail at the end. I want to play for you a very special voice mail that came in this week. Hey, how you doing? This is Harris, you are in the whole topic time. I was wondering if

Kyle hamburger would like to do the show next Wednesday December 21st at 5 p.m. Please text me, call me back as soon as you get this message because I have an opening and I just have to make sure today that that was available and it is. So let me know. That would be Wednesday December 21st, the week from from today 5 p.m. I am probably by Zoom But you want to travel to carbon Massachusetts from where you are. That would be nice, but that's up to you Again, so just get back to me and I will take it from there. Thanks, bye Fuck yes, all right, so good news and bad news guys So I took my voice mails on Friday nights to prepare for the show

So he left that for me on Wednesday. I got it on Friday, texted him right away. I'm in. Let's do this. He'd already filled the slot. I didn't get back to him in time. What? I know. He's a busy man. Who do you have that's bigger than you?

Well, Mike, I didn't get back to him in time. This is on me. I'm not blaming Harrison Young. I'm this one. I need to get back to you. I gotta throw your weight around here, Collie. No, no, no. He's got a shoulder rod.

He needs someone to interview. I understand. I was in Nick Kardashian. They probably a card. Another Kardashian. Who do you guys? There always one step ahead. So he's hoping to get me in the week between Christmas and new years.

He's not sure if the stations open or not. So we're still working through this. But I was very excited to hear Harris and the dog. Oh my. I jumped up for joy. Oh, and you can tell that's not a phony. That is exactly how he would leave a voice message. Perfect. So that's all very exciting. Very cool, man. All right. He's out of my neck of the woods. I want, I might want to co-host

with this guy. Dude, I know I was thinking about that. I was thinking about that, but no, you're not getting on before I do. I'd be pissed. All right. You know, let's say I know fucking videos doing his jokes. What? Cardups already on it To me Vinnie and Chad Zuma con with him That'd be great if he's just talking to you with actual potatoes so they get the chair You're more animated on the internet All right, I'm gonna make this a quick right here. It's time

to mock. Zoom mock. We have a couple of parody songs here. Now, here's the deal. The parody song contest is going to end this Friday the 23rd. We're going to have the whole gang in here for a year and review show, and we'll pick the winner at that time. So keep them coming in between now and Friday.

And I'm going to play this one comes in from the Aussie guy, the host of Mallortern, which is a show I was recently a guest on. Thank you for having me on your show Aussie guy. This is the Angry Zuma shakes. shakes for goodness sake he got the He gets hostile over silly shit at strength Yeah, he jokes a bad Whoa, the angry zoom my chase Yeah, I said he's shaking cuz I caught He's shaking cuz he'll tilt He does his angry shake shake

Then reds like a dope and he shakes Whoa, yeah, he shakes. Yeah, he's really mad. The angry zoom-up shakes. The angry zoom-up shakes. The angry zoom-up shakes. All right, the angry zoom-up shakes. From the Aussie guy.

I have another one that is one of my favorites of all time, but before I play that, Zumac did a quick livestream this morning and a friend of the show, Jackie Marlow, grabbed it for me. Said it to me right before we started recording today. And he said there were three people watching this. He was one of them. Exclusive club. And then it was quickly deleted.

So he was able to capture this for us. Now, I haven't pulled clips or anything, but I was just kind of watching it real quick. And I thought that this was an interesting part of the livestream. If Opie had any kind of clout, she would be on that network. It doesn't matter. She saw an opportunity.

She's talking about Chrissy Mayer. And you know matter. She saw an opportunity. She's talking about Chrissy Mayer. And you know, she's just an opportunist to just sound opportunity with Anthony. All your weakness and she dove in wake up Anthony. Wake wake up. I like that he's giving advice to Anthony Kumiya. An opportunist. It's hilarious. Manipulative people. Yeah. It's like a hilarious. It's a guy. could teach a masterclass. He was my friend, I liked you.

We had great shows together, we had laughed. Go back in the archives of Count Pomene of all the times I've been on Anthony's show. Back in the day before Dave Landau, before Artie Lang, I even did all those shows. I did them with Artie, I did it with Dave. Artie's show was fantastic. But you bought into this bullshit narrative

that Carl from Who are these podcasts created with Chrissy and Frank. And by the way, make no mistake about it. Frank is the puppeteer of all of this. I thought we knew what the fuck. Frank, I'm getting my Margie Archer. Frank, Frank Bellagrino now, I'm going to the tab. Oh shit. That's fucking new. Frank, you're making more of his shit. Oh shit. That fucking new wrong. It's frangy. He was making more sounds. Oh shit. Shit. Shit is really lost his mind on this one. He's cranked Pelagrino pulling the puppet strings.

He keeps repeating the same shit over and over again and he was complaining about people not being original. Meanwhile, this fucking guy keeps saying that there's a narrative. We're going to have to do it. We're going to have to do it narrative. Like Like, Anthony knows you suck, he's watching it. He is online right now, he is watching this right now. I know how this works people. I wasn't born yesterday.

I'm telling you right now, Anthony wake up, cut Chrissy, cut Gino. I'm telling you right now, you are their life support, and they are using you, using you. And that's the fucking fact. What's up, Sir Blake, I'm reading some of these. All right. So I always like what a guy like Chad

who has nothing going on, and is melting down, gives advice to people who are doing very well for themselves, and they've had amazing careers. That's always my favorite. You know what I'm realizing? Frank ends in the letter K. Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's the love.

It's like the alphabet. Not so silly now, is it? No, you're a good point. Huh. All right, so this is the other song that came in that I am very excited about. And this is from General GK in Discord. Now, I know that in previous parody song contest,

people have picked Ween Song to try to gain my favor. And usually backfires, because you want to pick a song people know, obviously. Well, this is a great one. Pick the phenomenal Ween song and killed it. ["Piano Song"] Shit, now I gotta pause it. Frank, holy shit, Chad, call it. He's everywhere. He's always watching. He's in the discord right now. And by the way, he's been writing me lines.

This whole episode is hell. And the Chrissy Bear's birthday is November 11th. Whoa. Oh my God. At what time was she born, Frank? I need to know. When do you think? Oh my God, that was the other thing that the co-host on that show Gavin said, he goes,

dude, you know what's crazy is that today's my birthday. They recorded that episode on November 11th. He goes, you know what's crazy is today's my birthday. And I woke up today at 11.11. I was just thinking like, to get your ass out of bed, what are you doing? I'm in the lab. And I went to the 7.11, fucked up.

That's nothing else, that's when the king's rise. All right. Do the lights shine bright? Are the chairs in place? We're gonna have at least nine people in this place when the Z-man's here. They'll be no laughs or cheer when I'm bombing in the club tonight. Chrissy Frank and Carl has not steeled, towed guy All you haters better kiss your fans, goodbye Cause the soon-dead mind I turn them every time when I'm bombing in the club tonight Showtime now is getting nearer, why's nobody here? If only I had Jim Brewer For our reshafer First of all drinking beers, then I'll store some coke

It took all night to write another Walmart joke And a bit the crowd will think a shit When I'm bombing in the club tonight He lives in the musical interlude I will accept this. I'm okay with this. Oh, yeah, stay up and we'll prove up Because your time dooms are does good music These trolls and virgin losers trash me it's unfair Gonna stream on YouTube later, tell them I don't care Now I'm going up, they've announced my name

Time to show the world my name hope was podcast folks do record my crappy jokes when I'm bombing in the club tonight. Well, Dias, I don't know if I didn't oversel that to people I loved it, but then 10 Super Bull. It was pretty good. It was up there for sure. I've pointed out on this show before that Noah Jena, my favorite podcast, John C. DeVorek has this bit that he does where he talks about other people's podcasts. And he says, what's wrong with podcasting? I think is what he calls it. And, you know, I've pointed out that's maybe a little bit of a ripoff of what I do on, on who are these podcasts and he's been on who are these podcasts.

Yeah. So, you know, he could like maybe, I don't know, give me credit for being the person who came up with this idea, just give us a wink and a nod. Well, I'm happy to say that in the most recent episode, he did just that. However, he seems to have forgotten what the name of our show is. So again, here's Jesus. Here's Chelsea DeVore at going into it. What's wrong with podcasting, bet? And I could be wrong on this. I think he is trying to give us credit. Let's see. It's just another one of those podcasts. I've described these to you before. I think a original description was

giggling dipshits as a as a category. It's not, it's not meant to be a pejorative. It's just a category. It is what it is. It's a category of podcasting, which is to me something wrong because it's a what's wrong with these podcast. And not, I'm not what's wrong with these podcasts, which is a podcast, which is quite good, by the way, you can go check it out. This is what's wrong with podcasting. And that's these categories. This is listen to clip one here.

This is the way the podcast would begins. All right. So I think he was trying to say, who are these podcasts? Is a good podcast you should check out. Not what's wrong with these podcasts. I think he just prefers Kevin say, who are these podcasts? Is a good podcast you should check out. Not what's wrong with these podcasts. I think he just prefers Kevin on why do I podcast? Yeah, that could get down. It's a better show.

Yeah. All right. Wow, I might have to send them a letter. I might send them a cease and desist. Yeah. Every time Carl, be rest assured. Every time I rip you off, I always give you credit. I've noticed that.

Thank you, sir. It's the least you could do. Yeah. Much appreciated. All right. So I mentioned earlier that I was checking out Tommy on MSCS media because he has a video op right now that has like 800,000 views. And you know they're legit. Of course. And the comments are turned off, which is normal. Yep. Checked out. You don't want to have engagement underneath your very popular video obviously. But let's start it off and I'm going to tell you why I was so intrigued by this interview specifically. All right. So the show starts off with please note as of 1123, four-length episodes in video format

will only be available at Spotify. Link at the top of the deception below. He missed two letters in description, two. I've seen tightbos, it misfelling's before, but that's not even close. Did he or have you been deceived? The deception. Things get lost in interplanetary.

Yes, I've noticed that. Because this is the thing we were talking about before, where Tommy's like, has this big banner to Spotify exclusive, like, I got this on YouTube. Why is he keep saying that? So apparently now, we'll check it in a couple of weeks. It will only be on Spotify. We'll see if that's true or not.

Wow, very exciting. All right, this is what I'm excited about. His guest is David Ike. Do you know who that is? I don't think so, no. So he spells it wrong in the title of the video. He spells David Ike's last name is I-C-K-E. He spells it I-K-C-E, which it's a four-letter fucking name.

Like figure it out on that one, it's gotta four-letter fucking name. Like, figure it out. I'm out. It's got a fucked up. All right. He introduces his guest here without asking a question, but he thinks he asked a question. So this is very awkward right here. Right. We have Mr. David Eike.

Thank you so much for joining us today. You've written a million books. I think your theories For a large part of actually come true. We're seeing a lot of them happening today in front of our face Yeah What did you do that line those were some words you've written both you have theories go I am pretty prolific You're not wrong All right, so David Ike was a footballer in Britain he had a retire very early the age of 21 because of arthritis and he went into broadcasting and

He was a news journalist for a while and then became a sports journalist and then in 1990 something happened and All of a sudden the world became clear to David Ike he realized that we're actually being controlled by the Illuminati and That's where it started the Illuminati's pull on the strings They're the ones and he was saying this shit before a lot of people were this was not as common back in 1990 people were saying like this He would sell out auditoriums. He people would come to see him talk He was saying this should be for a lot of people were. This was not as common back in 1990 people were saying, like this. He would sell out auditoriums. People would come to see him talk.

He eventually got to the point, Mike. And I believe he was the first one to introduce this concept that the people who control the world are not from this Earth. They're reptilian beings who look like humans. And he doesn't have a producer Chris's face right now. He doesn't say this as a joke. He means this and he lost all credibility when he came out with that and he was the laughing stock for a very long time and people like what the fuck is wrong with this guy's it until he's doing

this interview with a reptilian form the right. No, so what happened was the rise of Alex Jones, the rise of all these other guys, you're talking about conspiracies and the Illuminati and all this kind of stuff. And all of a sudden David Ix theory didn't seem as crazy anymore. I'm like, maybe this guy was out there something. So he's kind of made a little bit of a resurgence in recent years. Now I'm going to start off with a clip that proves Tommy is not from Pennsylvania. He claims to be an American from Pennsylvania. And there's no way that he would say this if he were.

What I find so interesting is you grew up in your plan football. And that was your way to get out of the slums. And then you get into broadcasting. No American would say you grow up playing football to a soccer player. It's unheard of. Oh, interesting. Right? Interesting. Yeah. I think I've just cracked the code on this one. You blown this wide open. I really have. Pretty proud of myself on this one. All right, I mentioned there's a theme

today. So David is talking about how we live in a simulation. And the laws of physics are just the rules of the simulation, because this is where this guy's gone to now. He thinks that reality is not reality, and it's a matrix and all that kind of stuff. What I love is Tommy's trying to follow along with this and Tommy's so dumb. I'm not busy. Well, see for yourself here.

The what we call the laws of physics are the laws of the simulation. That's why when people have these near death experiences, they describe a world in very common terms and themes that has a very different, if you like, law of physics than we have here. It makes sense from where I'm coming from. Why do they always say they see white? Why do they always say I see a white, white? I see white, I see white, I see white, I see white. So, somebody's in a near-death experience,

eight out of ten will say, I don't want to do a Christmas carol. Yeah, because you're in a target. Say I see a white, white, I see white. I see white. I see white. And somebody's in a near-death experience eight out of ten will say I saw a white light. Do you think that that's Something that was just shoved in their subconscious all their life from other people saying oh I almost died and I saw there were only whites and then What I like to do if it's possible is to come back to that

in a moment. Absolutely. So obviously that's not the point of any of this conversation. It also kind of room even like theory, it sounds like. Yes. Yeah, so he's like, all right, you know, just to go out about the rules of the simulation real quick,

because that's what I'm talking about. Now people see quite where they have a near death experience, you'd more on. And question, Ike's credentials. He's sitting, he's being interviewed by a fucking alien and he's not calling it out. That's a really good point. How are you not picking up on this? That's pretty funny. All right. So David Ike has a name for the simulation that we're in. I think this is pretty creative. There's two fields. There's the field that you might call the infinite field. And then there's the simulation field, which is, because what this simulation, this matrix is, is information. And this matrix field has overlaid the infinite field and which being shunned in to this matrix field. So that's what we are experiencing. We're not

experiencing infinite reality in that sense. We're experiencing this overlay matrix reality What would be the infinite field? What would the infinite field be? How would you describe that? Everything else the real reality you never see the matrix He's literally describing the matrix to us right now Tommy if we were living in a simulation would we have an asshole pontificating about how to simulation? Who's directing this one? Is it still the man or are they converted yet? Well, I think it's funny about this, and I didn't do a ton of research on this, but the movie The Matrix came out in 1999. David Ick's book to

visible by 11. Oh shit! Sorry. Wait a second there are 11 there are 9 11s in 99 9 11. Oh my god. This is making a lot of sense right now. So his book about the simulation came out in 2002. After the movie The Matrix came out in 1999, I would've just given it a different name. You know what I mean? Just a scene like I wasn't ripping an ob. That's all I'm trying to say.

All right, so now Tommy's trying to keep up with what's going on here. And I forgot my frankly. All right, there's a lot to take in today. We're gonna learn a lot today, guys. I forgot my, frankly, there's a lot to take in today. We're gonna learn a lot today, guys. I forgot that Sudden John got Scott the Engineer a job with Tommy. So Scott the Engineer is actually running the show right now,

and there's a hilarious glitch right here where all of a sudden it goes black, and then it turns on and you see Scott panicking and try to figure out what's happening. I used to call it the Minecraft, the simulation for a long time. I would go back and forth between dimensions and simulation and then simulation to survive with the dimensions as well. And things like that.

You've probably come across the work of academic physicists. And whoops, such like who points it out. All right, I just thought that was funny because Scott's the engineer fucking up is something I've enjoyed for better years of my life. He's pulling the strings. Yeah, right. Wouldn't it be amazing if Howard just retires

and Robin and Fred and Baba Buie are all all working for Tommy like the old oh my god The all good jobs with Tommy. I must be because they look at the numbers like this is like the biggest show on the internet Yeah, we'd be crazy not to take that show progression. I'm a king of all media Good Tommy all right, so this is great because as you heard there, Tommy's trying to be like real smart and informed on this and it basically he sounds like a kid who just watched Rick and Morty talking to an actual scientist and trying to sound smart. How would the dimensions

counter a line or a line with a simulation? Because like I said, I was stuck on that simulation for a long long time that's what made sense to me along with the dimensions but how would that could they coexist could a simulation and dimensions co-exist yeah i mean you know that if you look at the infinite field it's an infinite field of different realities, what people call dimensions, what are those different realities, they're different bands frequency. Yeah, dummy,

dimension simulations, whatever you want to call it, keep up stupid, this is what we're talking about. But I was under the impression that there are many different dimensions and portal guns. Oh, okay, I see where you're getting your information from. So I remember the one where there's an infinite number of ricks and an infinite number of mortgages. I want to see blind mic interview Tommy from MSCS video. I don't know if you know what I like. I said, now this is where Tommy's at his best, because they start talking about how animals perceive reality differently than we do,

which proves that we're in a simulation? Follow me here, now Chris, this is proof. You know, a lot of animals can see further into the field than visible light, human visible light. And therefore, you know, you'll be in a room and the cat will be reacting to what to you is empty space. And you'll say, what's wrong with the cat? We're gonna stop it. There's nothing there.

But to the cat, there is. They're seeing something that you can't see. Or when the dog barks around it. Or when the dog barks around it. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Dogs too. Yeah. Damn, you can jump, buddy. Can he sense Rick? Barg's Exactly

Sure Tommy name three more animals All right, imagine imagine given this guy mushrooms Fucking exhausting he would be So now they talk about what goats actually are. And Tommy's not following this conversation at all. Because he has goats and he just thinks of something different. So what are goats?

Goses are simply entities that enter close enough into our reality for us to see them. It's a form of interference, a form of visual interference, like to radio stations interfering with each other. You get one dominant station and then you get the less dominant one that's interfering. Well, that's the ghost visually. In this reality, there are, there are a few of them, so we can't see them and we're not sensitive to them. In this reality, in this reality, that's what we're seeing. Like we think we see a ghost in this reality, right? Yeah, possibly a space goat.

I was waiting for the guy to respond. I just don't found it. Well, he's looking at it just like dude, sure, Tali, whatever. Fuck, I thought I explained it pretty well. No, it's totally different fucking reality anyway. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think we're talking about?

So then, after two and a half hours of this, and I kid you not, this is the conversation. There's one guy talking with a crazy shit you've ever heard, and Tommy trying to keep up, but just using buzz words so he can see Mike, he's following. And then Tommy says this. So it was. I know this, you have other plans. using buzzwords like a seed Mikey's he's following and then Tommy says this. So it was. I know it's you have other plans. I don't want to take advantage of it because I definitely want to do a part. Yeah.

But anybody who listens to this for two hours and can't make sense of it, it, it's so simple. When you, especially when you go back to everybody knows, you hear your dog barking, you yell at it. What are you barking at? Stop it. You're going to wake up the kid whatever No, it sees it feels frequencies that you just can't feel because it's Decentitized right or exactly where we're Fed all this BS blah blah blah blah blah blah and one and on and on

It's so simple good recap and on and on and on. It's so simple. Yeah, good recap. The only thing that you understood was dogs barking. Yeah. It's like, I'm so simple. The dog thing was the only thing that sunk in, and it was his point.

I know. David didn't even bring up dogs. I know. And so these earth dogs piss you off too. But we don't understand the last two hours. Just thinking you're dog barking. That's pretty much what it is. All right, so now Tommy tries to do a plug for David this is fun.

And anyone listening to this watching this yeah have to read the books because they're from the 90s 90 the 2003 everything going on today with the gender, the religion, the division at an all-time high, the censorship you had talked about in the late 90s when censorship wasn't even a word, I don't think. It was. It wasn't even a thing back then. It probably should have been. That all in the family disclaimer didn't make sense to anyone in 1972.

And then the only thing I hope about Tommy is a guy will be making a point, but he'll use a person's name or a phrase and Tommy latches onto that thing, which has nothing to do here or no there, but he asked the comment on it of a plan, a project, a project, a project blue beam to fake an alien invasion to justify the centralization of global power. You remember Ronald Reagan said at one point, that if I don't know if there was an invasion. He's talking about Project Blue Beam. He's like, remember Ronald Reagan won? Said, I don't like that guy. Well, good, good news.

He's dead. Yeah. Tommy, let him make his point. I can't hurt you. I don't like that guy. I don't like him. I wish Tommy just did 40 minutes on Reaganomics. And why it doesn't work?

Trickle down my ass. It's like a dog barking. All right. So now David talks about how we still band on Twitter. And this is fun. Well, Elon, that's another story. Elon's a whole nother store. I think he wants a lot different than meets the surface.

He's more than meets the surface. He's more than meets the surface for his success. Maybe that's the proof he's got a Mariket. Hold on a second. Let me think about this. Is that the proof he's got from this country? Probably. All right, so you'll notice that he was trying to end the conversation 20 minutes prior to this.

It's still going. He's having a really hard time. It's like me at WATS. I can't close it out for some reason. Congratulations on all your success. And I'll tell you what, I have the utmost respect for you because even when everybody looked at you like you were crazy, you kept going on and on and on.

And now you can look at them and say, hey, am I still crazy? And then about 10 years, you could say, am I still crazy? Yeah. Could you set up for 10 years? Look at that, David. If you can hold it out for 40 years,

you're gonna be proven right. So what the day, when I get to the clock, everything's like, yeah, you know what, people think you're fucking crazy. Outro by Harrison Young. Why did you bring that up? I like that he doesn't give him that he's not crazy.

He's like, but in 10 years, you can still ask if you're crazy. Also, I love the text on the screen. So only at Spotify, at MSCS media. These are the instructions to watch the show on Spotify. It says first time and I think that's a pipe. I read it first time I go to episode tap play, but I think that these are these are concepts separated by pipes. So funny if you read it as I go to episode tap play. Tap settings pop up. Data saver off. Back to podcast hit play. Never have to do this again.

Enjoy. I love the way he writes. I'd read a book written by him. Oh yeah. A lot of fun. This is definitely how we thinks. All right, this is the last clip I have. And this is just embarrassing.

This is how the show ends. Thanks mate. Thank you. See you again. Don't be a bloke. Don't be a bloke. Right? Don't be a bloke, mate.

My friend from Canada, you always call me a bloke. A bloke, yeah. Yeah, you start off with my, my, my, my, really good friend in Canada. And we would do a lot of coding on the computer. And whenever I would, you know, miss a lot of coding on the computer and whenever I would you know miss He'd be like mate you dumb bloke. I told you your bloke you bloke you bloke So it just brings back numbers

Who's this Asian friends Yeah All right, this I thank you so much. See you. See you. Hey, being crumpets, am I right, David? Yeah. Right.

Oh, you shit. That's fun. And what's that forget? The reason why we even know who Towing from MSCS Media is. I have a song that came in from Tony Muskrat and this is uh I always love the stuff that Tony sends us. We left our asses off that time I taped down the phone receiver watching Scott I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it.

I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it.

I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm not gonna be able to do it. Jesus Want to race his sales guy My kids ignoring me They're in the majority Carl's annoying me. I'm gonna break his legs Don't play my book. I'm the guy that drinks the course I'm not the all wood Obama been the word You can't believe me I lied when I said my daughters with me in New York I wear my dark brand and t-shirt so I assault bartenders. Don't you know I tipped ten bucks?

I wear my shirt inside out. My brain is marinating It calls in whatever's in one's fridge I drink to go to bed Mixed with prescription meds, earwigs crawling my head. They're my closest friends. Kiki. Yeah. I have a real treat for us today, Mike. You've picked a good time to be on WATP. Oh, excellent. Because we missed one of the beer on the Belkines from October. October 8th. There was a beer on the Belkines with Doug Goodstein.

Now, what's great about this episode is that Doug Goodstein's 20 minutes late. And my favorite thing about centering John is when he has to fill time, and he's not prepared to fill time. So why do you start the show, John? Just wait 20 minutes. You have a like calling him and going, Doug, you're going to come out. What's going on? So all right.

Let's let's get into it. There. All right. Hey, everybody. Welcome to beer on the balcony, the special show I do for all my Patreon and YouTube members. Let me get my first beer in the day. Oh, let's go. It's a little milk and a little ultra.

Yeah, yeah, mix it up. It's got a mic ultra with a few less calories. Yeah. Welcome to beer on the balcony, the special show. Yeah, I couldn't remember what this was. Should I use the word special? Do you think it's first beer the day is like a big event in the neighborhood. All the kids come running over.

Oh, it's first one. It's first beer. Most of the kids aren't up that early. Mike. I'll get there first, third or fourth, maybe. I don't have the snooze too many times. This is. So we talked about how he's drinking a mic ultra. And he's got a mic ultra story. Then he's going to tell us Mike, this guy thinks like a king. Okay, I'm so jealous. I'm starting to job. That was my smoking beer. The most part, I'd get a bunch of Michelin obaltres

at the pub, sit on the balcony, and for some OCD reason, I would only allow myself one fresh beer for each smoke. So if I finished the cigarette, a lot of times I would just put it in the beer and I would have another beer. I didn't give a fuck. That's how this OCD shit is not fun. Something a lot of fun. It's a real grind.

What is it? What did you drink it a real grind. Yeah. What is smoke? We want to drink it up in the middle of the night. Yeah. It's rough, man. Wow. OCD means you have to smoke cigarettes with every beer. Yeah. So this poor guy's for a chunk of beer.

How are you going to end up? He has lived a tortured life. Yeah. He has to chug this mic ultronaw. Because if he finishes a cigarette, then he's got to get a new one and waste all the rest of that beer. You understand, right? Yeah, well. Makes perfect sense.

All right. I like that he acts like most people have nine or ten cigarettes with each beer. I know. I keep it to one. I'm not following that logic at all. How does he fare with hot dogs? Well, there's six in a package and eight hot dog rolls in a package. What happens then? All right. So this is what we're doing right now. hot dog rolls in a package. What happened to that?

All right, so this is what we're doing right now. I want to remind everyone is highly illegal. And again, I'll say it. This content is only for my Patreon and YouTube members. Any unauthorized use, for example, post in any clips of this show without the express consent of the Stuttering John podcast is strictly prohibited.

And this podcast video is copyrighted. Any unauthorized use without the express consent of the Stuttering John podcast is strictly prohibited. I said that part. Sounds familiar. Copyright. Stuttering John podcast. All rights reserved. Just caught in the loop.

Let me explain the thing that bothers me the most to an internet full of people who are trying to bother me You cannot use this content right here. Don't play this part of me saying you can't play this part. It really bothers me Don't you miss when he fought back and was trying to stick it to you? Yeah, by copywriting his material of the days man, that was a lot of fun And you know what? What I like about Jonathan, it didn't work. It not even close, didn't even slow us down, but it didn't stop from trying. One of these days, they're going to listen.

That's for sure. That's great. This is fun because during the roll call, someone asks him if he can get Pat Naswalt on his show. Andrea Brower, Robert Myers, Pat and Oswald, I've tried. He's like some of my tweets, but he haven't been able to get him on. It's like some of his tweets. You're happy they're John. I'm sure you could, A.L. It's lovely to be like some of your tweets. You think if

Pat and went on Stuttering John show, he would have to make an Instagram post where he's thoughtfully writing. Get your notebook ready, nerd. You're gonna be apologizing to a lot of groups of people over this one. All right. Now this is what I missed about Stuttering John, Stuttering Jack. How easily flustered he is. Now what John shouldn't do is read the chat.

I don't know why this never occurred to him that he could just do the show with the chat, not even on. I have streamered. You have to click on a certain thing to have the chat on if you want to see it. You can literally not even look at it. It's very depressing to me that Richard O'Jeta has learned that. It seems. Richard O'Jeta is more.

Richard O'Jeta had nuked his page. Does he have a new YouTube page? He a shed on anymore. Richard O'Jena and Nuke dis page. Does he have a new YouTube page? He goes live on Facebook. So it's mostly his fans and he doesn't look at the chat. So there goes my, there goes my will of content. Dude, because I was, so I have another episode from this day, October 8th, where Richard O'Jena is the guest. And I was going to grab that stuff. We already had too much content. I know much you love Richard O'Jena. Oh, I'll take a look at it. We can look at that. But, um, but I was gonna grab that stuff. We already had too much content. I know much you love Richard O'Jeta. So maybe in the future, we can look at that.

All right. But I was surprised to see that O'Jeta also nuke to his YouTube page. Like, it's still there, but all the videos are gone. Just like with John. He does little like two minute clips on YouTube sometimes. Where he's like, hey, Trump got in trouble today. And it's like, all right, we got it.

We're still talking about Trump. That's great. So John is so easily fostered here. I was even, someone's fucking with him and he can handle it. So this is 30 seconds of us coming from John. Uh. Uh. uh uh and uh stage dog

is here oh eh alright uh kay eh All right. Okay. Ehh. Hey. He's gonna say something.

This is just during the normal roll call. Stop reading that. It's fucking up your flow, John. It's not doing any favors. This is a little bit out of context, but trust me, it's still just as stupid as you would think it would be. Okay.

And then I get all these people hating on me. Oh, John, you should do your research. I'm like, why? Why would I want to be informed? I just want to spell my opinion. You got it there. Why? People are like, Johnny's brother entertaining show. I just want to spell my opinion. You got it there. I'm not a bad chicken.

Well, why? People are like, Johnny's brother is entertaining show. I'm like, why? Why would I do that? Okay, fair enough. So this one is very deep, such a deep guy.

Yes. So this is still his birthday week. That we're looking at. Remember he had his whole birthday. I remember that. Yes, he was very big on his birthday. Yeah, he had his big birthday show. We got all those super chats, which by the way got him through.

I think November, December, just the super chats from his birthday show. And then he had his attorney on the great book. Buck to complain about losing his lawsuit on his birthday. Why would they do this to me on my birthday? Do you think there's something to that? And John, no one else in you're fucking birthday is now. No cares. So then this is his big celebratory weekend. And he talks about some of the birthday wishes that he was getting. You know, I was thinking I got all these

birthday wishes from so many friends from the tonight show on Facebook and it's just kind of nice. And he lost you when he said on Facebook because literally it pops up like who's birthday it is that day when you log into Facebook. It's not people are thinking of Suddering John all year like I can't wait to see how he's doing. I love the idea that an almost 60 year old man is bragging to us about his birthday wishes. Dude, it's insane. It's crazy that this is what he's excited about, that people said, hey, hope you're having

a great day today on Facebook. People are going up low. People are having seen in years, right? Happy birthday, exclamation points. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? No, it happens to everyone, John. It's not that impressive.

So you'll notice here that he's starting to itch his palm. He's got the palm itch is going. Yes. And so then he's starts drinking. He's still reading the chat while he's drinking, which is impressive. I'll give him that. He can't take his eyes off the chat.

And someone asks him about his itchy palm. Sack there's a palm itch or first of all yeah sometimes it does it's first of all, yeah, good boy. Does your pop-inch? It's a yes or no question. First of all, so listen to what Chad says, he says, hilarious. Yeah, sometimes it does. I hear that means that you're supposed to get money. I don't know.

That doesn't, that's how it that means at all. If you've ever heard of your pop-mitches, you're through with your palm it's just you're gonna get money Yeah, so we're making this deal right? Well, I'll scratch my way here palm guys bad news today. I stepped on a crack and I think that's probably gonna break my mother's back So I'm not having a great day today. Your palms out gentlemen All right, so John's been eyeing this one guy, but I've been noticed how distracted he is. And he could spot a troll from a mile away. He's not gonna let him get away with it. I seriously doubt that West is legit. He's showing signs of not being. So one full smooth and it's giggie I got it I had you sir if you say certain other people find hilarious. It's a good gg up for ya

He's gonna bring in the high council to determine if this man is legitimate All right, and one of the things that John does when he's trying to fill time. And it's one of my favorites. I mean, there's, there's the greatest hits of Stuttering John in the top five. Maybe the top three is listing out the resume. Nothing beats John when he's talking about his old resume. 15 years on the Stern Show, really 16. 10 years on the tonight show with Jay Leno. 26 years. Pretty good. Damn good ride for some stuttering.

Short. Fat Puerto Rican with smelly feet, what you say? I can actually include more things, alcoholic, dumb. I have to ask. He says 15 years on the Stern Show and then adds really 16. Really 16. And if someone is shorting it, like, you know, that was a strike short in season, but I think it still counts.

What does that mean, really 16? Yeah, that was in a coma. 94 didn't count for some reason. I blacked out that year, but it still, it's in the books. So bizarre. All right, so John is the best at everything, as we know. Yes. Very impressive show business career. He's is the best at everything. As we know, yes. Very impressive show business career.

He's even the best at this. Look, they did a brain scanomy. They said they'd never seen a brain who had OCD that extreme in the frontal lobe. All the synapses, I mean, and granted, it usually happens to really smart people, but I mean, it's awful. He's not saying that to be funny. No. He believes that he's the Bats at OCD. And the OCD only happens to really smart people. They bring the paddles. We need to revive this man. I like to try to-

I've never seen anything like this. I like to try to come up with something intelligent, you know, the sit-ups is sure. Is that we're seeing a bright scan job, the sit-ups is okay. Is it labeled OCD? Oh my god. The OCD strands are taking over his mind. They said that they could probably remove the D, but the OCD would have to stay. the D, but the O of the C would have to stay. The way he talks about his OCD is like, I've never heard and believe me, I'm tapping into the disabled community. Yeah. People in wheelchairs don't talk about the hurdles they've had to overcome.

The way he talks about his OCD, oh, it's debilitating. And Mike, it's the reason why he's an alcoholic is because of his dad is because of his OCD you know and those all John likes to drink beer well fucking guess what it helps the OCD it does it takes it down a notch I don't really like to drink the beer just my own thing like to drink the beer. I hate drinking. Thanks to my name a one. Gamedes true. Oh, okay, this is the best thing. He finishes Mikultra because we're all thinking like where's the course light. So apparently that was just a random

Mikultra that he had and now he's busking out the truly. And this is where he explains he had a barlet from his neighbor. This is an amazing story right here. Gamede's truly wild berry. So I can still do my, I guess we'll say berry on the balcony. So brought himself with that. I got pause for laughter. Keep that branding.

Yeah, right. So he has to drink because of an OCD. I have to drink because it makes you better at darts. You know what I mean? We all have our reason for having to drink like eight or tad beers. Yeah, I have to drink because it makes the pain go away. We all have our reasons. I understand. It makes me look better at the mirror. There was, I think the best clip involving Juan ever is when John was like, I ran out of beers, so I had to run over to Juan's house and said, buddy, do you have any beers?

And he says, I have some celters, and I said, it'll do. Yeah, this is like, fine. I'll allow you to give me celters, Juan. This is hilarious because, so this is the next day, this is a Saturday, he still has some celters left over from last night. When he had a borrow those beers. This is this is hilarious. And it's weird. I fucking thought

I bought a case of beer last night. You did. And I smoke some lead. I dream. And then I had I had like two beers and I had one left. And I forgot. Oh, that's right, Rob, or thanks for your money. Rest in peace, Judy T'Nuda. Jesus Christ.

Oh, wait, I honor her memory. Yeah, so is the past, isn't it? I thought I bought a case of beer last night, but I didn't. How did you find that before? Nobody. That's crazy send that before? Nobody. That's crazy. You may remember that. I couldn't remember if I bought a six pack, a case,

or none at all. Tell me to slip my mind. Could you imagine me this poor fucking neighbor? And John comes over and knocks on the door. Yeah, you know, what can I help you with? I'm down to two beers, say no more. I would give him my rubbing alcohol, scope. When you hear that knock on the door, you know, it's never good news. It's never, hey, buddy, I'm trimming to replace the beers I took up his noxlers.

All right, let's do, uh, let's talk about how amazing the Howard Stern show was when John was on it. He's going to start reminiscing about the times when he would open up the newspaper and every article would be about Stuttering John. You know, there was a time in New York City that's happened. Everyone was writing about St. John with a sidekick Howard. This is, guys, there's younger people watching. This is pre 9-11. All right.

There was nothing go out of New York City, except for the Howard Stern show and Senator John Shenanigans. And that's how anyone was writing about. You know, and like, you know, as I was waiting to let Howard in, I just go, you know, I'm, you know, and I'm just reading and there's page six and there it is. Stuttering John, interview's,

Bert Reynolds and Pisses Amoff and Bert Gradges microphone. Stuttering John gets thrown by a black man by Eric Goldstein's bodyguard. Stuttering John and punched by Raquel Wells. Stuttering John strangled by Lou Reed. It was it was the golden era of the Starring Show. I love that his version of the golden era is him getting beat up by silver. Yeah, everywhere goes. I was pissing off everyone. I was so obnoxious. Like, yeah, we know

John. And here's someone who became a fan of John, Poe Stern, you're like, oh, that was on the Stern show. It does, I didn't hear Howard's name mentioned once. Right. It's a very John and Fred's crazy back then. You didn't know what he was gonna get up to. Oh, look at this headline. It's a very John, answer's phones. Imagine you're flipping through like the Yankees

are in the World Series and the front page is Stuttering John meets Bert Reynolds Stuttering John let's beetle juice through the line So then finally Doug Goodstein arrives So I'm only tag with the first one a minute Yeah, it's just a gold mine and of, John has to start off by insulting him, but not just him, another person who's not even there, immediately.

Are you good? Yeah, yeah. This is the camera I wanted. What's up? Every time I have, like, I had Scott the engineer on, he has the engineer and he can't get his audio to work. I'm like, and now I have the fucking, now I have the fucking,

now I have the television producer, he can't get his camera to work. I know it's working fine. Here we go, what's up? And also, the fact that John would call anyone out for having tech problems is so enraging to me. Look at this asshole, okay, and even figure out the internet. Yeah, I am looking at an asshole,

okay, I figure out the internet, John. Nice try. We see what's going on. Welcome back to another episode of Isn't My Guest an Asshole. He's a dumbass guy. Ha ha ha. Schmuck on the balcony. What's that very John Belondas?

All right, Mike, I have a very special game show here for us to play. Are you ready, buddy? I'm very ready. All right. Welcome to Who's Set It? The official podcast game on WETP. Brought to you by Patreon.com slash Card of Electric and the Card of Electric YouTube channel. Subscribe today. Okay Carl and co-host who said our first entry who said this stripper is not playing she's really ready for action who said one?

All right. Who said this stripper is not playing? He's ready for action. It wouldn't be Patty C cups. I bet I bet it's Jerry Bambfield. This is going to be like it's OP. My son is going with OP. All right. Okay. You got bad feel as well. Producer Cress. All right. Let's see.

Two, three. You got bad feel as well producer Chris. All right, let's see two three She's like no no serious. I really am for me and If you take me back there, I'll change into a less restrictive thong that we can just pull aside I'm like dang. All right. She's not playing This stripper is not playing She's really ready for action tonight. This is fantastic. So I went back to the champagne room with her and she was not kidding. We got back there and she got straight to business. And by business, I mean oral. You know what?

I gotta say, it's not even fair to the strippers when Jerry Bandfield shows up. What are we gonna do? Obviously, they all wanna blow up. Oh yeah. I'm gonna brush up with my band field knowledge. All right, so Chris and I are both on the board with a point each.

I hate to do this to us all because we were having so much fun. Look who's here. Ah, hey, Karna. Merry Christmas, Karna. Are you really snack right now? Papiocas. Okay, if you could keep the mouth noises down, I'd appreciate it.

Nothing potato based. Nothing potato based Nothing potato based Three who said if you don't have a place to pull over If you just jerk off You'll wake right to fuck up who said oh That sounds like an opi thing to me. That's what I was thinking too. Okay, we got two OPs. I got Zumaq. And a Zumaq, all right.

Oh, I got a time to count if about this after show. That's just about to do it. I thought it was great. He complimented my show, so I'm all in. It was good. Thank you. One, two, three. What was going on in here?

Sometimes you have that huge load. Yeah, it was, you know, like you had and came in like a week and it's just like. Yeah, it would have been a embarrassing for everyone. But you know what I find? Because like if like if you get drowsy, like behind the wheel If you're gonna drive. So people say slap yourself a few times. You'll wake right up. Some people say caffeine, a small faction of people, weirdos. Well, that wake up, I had no idea. I think John is the only person I've ever witnessed this in. You can basically pinpoint what year it is based on his voice.

Yeah. Like, his voice, I'm gonna guess this is probably like 2017ish because his voice isn't fully deteriorated. You're right. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. Like, you know, some people say you're caffeine wet, but if you don't have a place to pull over, just, if you just jerk off, you'll wake right the fuck up. Yeah. You know what I mean? It does. Yeah. It's it. Yeah. It, it, I don't know what it is. I think we should have a show jerking off in cars with comedians with coffee. It's just for safety Hey, are you a political guy or next? By the way perfect time to announce my new show jerking off in cars with comedians getting coffee starting tonight on YouTube

Chans you back first cast, I'm guessing? Possibly. Careful, it doesn't like coffee, it doesn't like you bringing up coffee. I love you know, it's a stepdad, he's a beat him. If you didn't have a coffee in the morning. We thought it was part of our interview, yes, we brought that up.

Oh, it's has already been pre-taped, okay. Yes. Excellent. I like the jet head of throwing the, with coffee, just in case you didn't get the joke. You know, comedians in college are joking off. With coffee like the side felt thing. Yeah, we get, with coffee, just in case you didn't get the joke, you know, comedians in college jerked off with coffee, like the side felt thing, yet we get it, you know,

Jerry Seinfeld could host and by being clear enough, we get it. Yes, I get it. Also, the concept that jerking off wakes you up, it's just the opposite. I've never, I've never gotten laid and been like, he was gonna wanna play sports or something, or something, it's gonna shoot some hoops.

I'm glad you clarified. I thought that only happened to potatoes. It was not. It's got sheets of hoops. I'm glad you clarified. I thought that only happened to potatoes. You can't get sleepy, right? God, I'm now in picture in Cardiff, Jerkigov. John is trying to get a disaster. Three, who said his name is Kanye West. I'm good with that. Calling him by anything else.

Only means you're leaning further into his insanity. Who said? All right, my first instinct is Patrick Michaels. What do you think? Patrick Michael. I think that's the upstairs for sure. Oh, sir. Okay. Yeah, I could definitely be the case. I got PM. All right, Patti Seacups and Opster one two I got PM alright patty seat cups and opster one two Three reviewed some M&M Come here west. I'm not gonna fucking say ye. I'm not gonna call him ye or ye or whatever the fuck is What I want to be bullshit is

because Only people that are future cult members do that right Only people that are future cult members do that. Right? I'm only gonna call him ye, if I plan on wearing a white tablecloth at some point, banging on an instrument I've never played. I'm only done when I call him that. His name is Kanye West. I'm good with that. Calling him by anything else only means you're leaning further into his, uh, insanity. At any rate, I mean, you're fucking further into his insanity.

I mean, you're fucking people about the shoes insane. Our next entry. Would you like Patrick Michael Fun Fact? Yeah, please. Well, if you noticed in that clip, there was some background music, but it was, you could not hear it until I cranked up the compression

to be able to hear Patrick Michael because his levels are so low. Yeah. On a previous episode of Who Said It, when I cranked up the audio, you could hear a kid screaming in the background. I tried to isolate it, but I couldn't. But in fact, this is not something the people didn't know. There's children screaming in the background of Patty Seacup shows. Oh, thank you.

Thank you. I could list the hats and we would have a list that everyone would pretty much agree who said. All right, I would list the hacks and everyone would agree. I'm going to go zoom-ok on that one. What do you think? By Mike. I was gonna say Patrick Michael, but Zumaq seems like the right choice, but for the sake of diversity, I'll go with Patrick Michael. Okay. By the way, we don't like diversity on this show. But I'm fucking trapped here.

Zumaq seems like a hack lister to me. Yeah, okay. Let's see if he's listening to hacks. One, two, three. Be like, you know what? Bill Burzov. Oh, comedy's not for me. I wouldn't respect that. Fucking cardiff. But to say he's a hack, that is like you're just, you're just being completely dishonest. No one would think he's a hack. I could, I could list the hacks and we would have a list and everyone would pretty much agree. Our next answer.

Okay, let's get caught up on the score. I think I have to, Prusa Chris S2 and Cardifest, he was that correct? Yes, you were. Correct. And for some reason, blind Mike isn't laughing at any of my visual jokes. Yeah, he's not into your, you are. You're right. I'm zilch. And for some reason, blind mic isn't laughing at any of my visual jokes. Yeah, he's not into your, your guy inside. I have the one time Mike didn't pick Opie. I know.

I know. It's not. Tree, who said three people that are dating are good to go? Where the fuck is this world going? What are we doing? Who said it? One. What the fuck was that?

I don't even know what that means. Discussing a poly-emorous relationship. Oh, okay. Because I don't know what it means. I put Tom Myers. Yeah, I was thinking that too. Every time Carl says what the fuck does that mean, I think it's Tom Myers.

I'm going with Tommy. Yeah, it makes sense. No, I'm not going Tom Myers. You have steal a point. I'm going patty see cops with this one. I think sometimes he likes to talk about that type of thing. Two, three. So, um, he jod, he rules that these are probably, I don't even know how to say that fucking word oh that's a lot. polyamorous polyamorous unions titled the same legal protections as two person relationships. Oh wow. So people uh three people that are dating are good to go where the fuck's this world going what are we doing? That's all for this week. No!

Now you know who said it? Rots you by? Doublecon! February 3rd and 4th. In Rochester. New York. Get your tickets now. Wow!

Cardiff comes through with that one. He ends up winning 3 to two to two. Can I get some victory lap music? Oh fucking guy I mean or my theme song whatever. I can't say no to victory lap music it just makes sense. It's a lot, big, three, laugh. Carthus. All right, congratulations, buddy. That's very well done. What have we done today? I feel like we've done it all. Today we talked about jumpers jump.

I learned a lot about how numbers can be added and subtracted from each other. And then you can take over the world. Harrison Young got back to me. We got some great Chad Zumak song parodies coming in. Noah Gendda tried to make things right but I don't know, I kind of failed a little bit. Tommy from MSCS Media got David. I got his show for a three-hour conversation. And by the way, the entire time he's begging him to come on for part two, that's the time he comes saying, I'm like, I wonder what he pays to do. Just enjoy part one. I did get all your questions out, buddy. Go for it. Stuttering John obviously still has

some content that we haven't tackled and it's fun to go back and relive that. So you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts? What a week it's been on Monday. They sign Justin Furlander on Wednesday, Jose Contana and Brooks Rayleigh, not to mention Zach Green and the rule five draft. And then on Thursday, Brandon Nemo stays with the Mets. And they also acquired David Robertson, the relief pitcher, and we were immediately told and they're not done. Saturday, just when you were getting ready to watch Saturday night live, the news came

across that they did sign Kode Senga who will be bringing his ghost fork ball to city field. What a week, Greg. The meds have more than a ghost of a chance of doing something else, maybe. More importantly, they have more than a ghost of a chance of going back to the playoffs. All right. This is national league town with Jeff Heisen and Greg Prince. Vinnie Paulino will be over to figure out what Jeff Heisen's doing. He's not hanging out with Tom Myers. He's talking in Metz baseball.

Oh, that sounds. Is it metz or national league? Well, it's called National League Town, but they talk about the Metz. Exclusively. Yes, they're Metz fans. What a strange title. Right. It's very misleading.

It's not helpful. Let me see. Okay. Marketing is not what these guys are good at. Obviously. Holy shit. Well, this has been a very fun episode. Blind Mike Geary.

Thank you so much for joining the show. Always a blast talking with you. Thank you for having me. People should definitely support you because I learned on the most recent WATS that you're not a multi-millionaire. That's true. Yes, we're working our way there. So go to the Patreon if you don't mind.

I have, I guess, three podcasts now. If you count WATS that I do with Carl. He's not counting on it. He's not counting WATS. Who's not counting WATS? So he's mean. And also, why are you laughing? And the Blind Mike project.

The why you laughing that's up on Patreon now that will be out free on Thursday is a guy we talked about today. The career of Stuttering John. From, I technically did the Howard Stern show to Stephanie Miller, but mostly focused on the Stern era of Stuttering John. Excellent.

I think I did it in a different way. We didn't know why you laughing style. So hopefully it's a little different than has been done. Oh, that's funny. So you wanted to profile him, but you couldn't do it on why you laughing because you only do it for comics. Right. No, we did it on why you laughing this week.

I just had to figure out a way to do it. Okay. Yeah. Excellent. Well, I'm looking forward to checking that out. That should be a lot of fun. Why don't like dot net is where you can get all those links. Perfect. Cardiff. Wow. You've been everywhere, my friend. Yes. Would you know from all be besides coffee and cards with jerk it off comics or whatever.

Patreon.com.com.com.com.com. Subscribe to my YouTube channel and please everybody listening now. Please subscribe to Lorenzo Are and please everybody listening now. Please subscribe to Lorenzo Areola's YouTube channel too. Oh, yes, working people find that. I don't know. Great plug. We do love Lorenzo now.

He's great. We do. Chris. Let's remember. I will be performing my birthday shows at the funny stop December 26th. All right. Yeah. I went with Carl a happy birthday shows at the funny stop December 26th. All right Yeah, I went with Carl a happy birthday. Oh me a happy birthday buddy. Yes, all right. Oh, yeah boys over here Go build happy birthday. It's it's coming up. It's coming up soon. Yeah, tomorrow Monday. Yeah

Go bills go bills. Everyone's watching the bills game tonight We got a tough matchup with the dolphins. It's Carol versus Minnie. On the field to see who is the best creep offer. I don't know what that means. All right, please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out what's up for all who are these podcasts.

Lee, well, every pony. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. Get down and show these folks right now. Mm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, radio. And now to show these folks right now. Hmm, okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone.

Internet news, blue sea type. Regarding episode 368, we're a live revisited. We go to Reddit for comment. Turbo 7049 starts us off. Best episode in a long time. Kevin is Steve Wozniak and Carl's Steve Jobs. Like Woz and Jobs, Kevin is a decent lovable guy that I hope is around forever, and Carl is an asshole who I hope gets a horrible

incurable cancer. And why Gamaron? Oh, thank God people submitted song parodies this week. For a second there I thought the show was going to be good the whole way through. Daddy Primrose. Yay! More song parodies. Carl, are you familiar with this Kanye song? Everyone. Fuck no! Carl, well here's a super long, unfunny parody song based on that song that I will not play every second of.

Percy's AWC quotes the goat. Broke the glass ceiling because a zombie fell through it. See Carl, this is why you should have Andy on and not the B team from compound media. Your friends are funny. And from YouTube we see post-sonile latest offering is O.B. Rich or poor. K Brinks asks, is O.B. ever with his family? It's early in the morning and he's yelling in the condo. Gerald Dorrer, he does the show at that hour so he can try and justify the fact that he

has five people watching. And Moe predicts, Opie's wife will wait till the kids are out of the house and then take off with half. Opie will leave New York City and co-manage his brother's restaurant and try to hold court with the diners for his livestream. His wife and kids will never be mentioned again. He'll insist it's the happiest he's ever been. Evan's Gato Pines, the worst form of OP, is the one that tries out different funny voices.

Kelly McDonald, I definitely don't like OP, but to his credit, I don't believe he's ever struck back a carl, unlike Stuttering John who goes insane. Joe Blitz, poor OPpie's fall from Grace, was anything but graceful. Michael Mitchell, clearly Opie didn't spend his money on hair and a bra. That it T-Dude, this isn't even enough content to Jacktober. Although the Opster plays the whole perfectly,

the A-hole, BOOM! Patrick Day Dylan, we should start a fundraiser for him. We are the world's style. Benjamin Smith, please. Please OP, don't ruin Der Komsir for the rest of us. And Jaydead plays us out with. OP may not be rich monetarily, however his wealth of talent is immeasurable. Cheers!

Alright, Vic is working crazy hours. What? I know. I've been in contact with her. I don't know if we're at war or something right now, but apparently she's very busy with her naval duties. Naval duties, volume eight. So Cardiff is here to read some reviews for us.

Cardiff, I bet there's some good ones on there that you could read. There were only a couple this week. Your review content is slowed down. Luckily, the few that are here are very long. So it'll bring up a lot of time. Okay. That's why you do this some more time.

Okay. Yes. So our first review titled Standup Comedians. Stand Up is beyond dated to the point where it is embarrassing. Florentine voice. What do I do? I can't do florentine. What do I do? I go up on this stage. I tell a joke. People left. I tell the same joke five more times. Grow up. Stand Up Comedians who cannot be funny on the fly. Good God, Mr. Hamburger, your guests do not realize they are Gallagher jumping up and down on an extra large couch. Cosmic Yuma.

What the fuck? What's happening? Thank you, my- I just- I just read them, I don't remember. Okay, I understand. Is that a five-star review, Gordon? Unfortunately, yes. I don't understand. Is that a five-star review? I'm unfortunately. Yes. All right. Thank you.

And then I have to take really deep. I had to go to audible.com for this next one. Okay. Review titled Carl Sucks. Number one, Finney Should Host. Number two, Carl Sucks. Number one podcast, WATP Pione ATP pioneers the Dablin Kinnok The Dablin Kinnok. Yes, and here's a funny one

Audible gives you three Sections to rate so you can guess the overall the performance and the story What who's the Dabbling canuck? I don't know. Is that you, Cardiff? I'm just, no, I'm not from Canada. I'm just reading a review here. Don't ask me to explain.

You want it every review? Like, find out who it is. And yeah, can you get clarification for us, please? OK, from now on, you can send reviews to my Twitter. And I will. All right, so there's three different reviews. Are they all one through five? Yes.

Okay. I'm going to say two, four and three. What are they? We're all five. Yes. There you go. Thank you, sir. I much appreciated.

All right. Let's hit some voicemails and get the fuck out of here. I thought you wanted to talk about my show. Oh, yeah. You want to talk about the WATS after party or after review show? Yeah, the wrap up show. The wrap up show. So, blind Mike and I do, who are these socials?

Every Thursday at 6 p.m. Eastern time, you can watch it on our YouTube channel. I'm the who are these podcasts, YouTube channel for now anyway. And anyone can go on there and watch it. So Carter came on and said, I'm going to do a wrap-up show after this. So we said, okay, everybody go and check out Carter's channel after this. So Carter goes on and brings on Chad Zumak as his guest.

And you guys started watching the episode of WATS that we had just done. And that was a miserable failure because there's like jokes about change is like, wait, what's going on here? Are you guys setting me up? Should I even be here right now? And then you had a pivot and stop playing our show and just to keep Chad there. Well, then Lorenzo are you all that came on? That's true. I left the show to those two for a while. Star-stunned cast. Yeah. to Face Lying Bastard. He was on to. To Face Lying Bastard was area.

It was a cost of fuck. It was a giant cost of fuck. It was a great show. It was a good show. I enjoyed, oh, go ahead, Mike. I tuned in for a minute, and I can't watch myself so that when they started playing like, close to us, I can't watch anyone.

I understand. But there was a moment where I appreciate Cardiff plugged, why are you laughing you laughing and then Chad for some reason says Thank you Cardiff goes no, no, no, not you blend Mike There was a very bizarre moment, but I love Cardiff in it. Yeah, thank you. Thank you blind Michael My observation was they were trying to like play a clip and then comment on it and Goof on us and Chad proved

that I'm very good at what I do. So thank you, Chad. For doing that, I appreciate it. It's not as easy as it looks. And also recently I had comedian Ray DeVito on my show. He told a great setter and John story if you heard that. Oh. Hmm.

Is this the card of electric show? What's going on right now? Do you want to tell the story that Ray told card of electric show? What's going on right now? Do you want to tell the story that Ray told out of your show? I have gone for it, buddy. So Ray DeVito was doing stand-up comedy. He was going on last one one one one evening in New York. And he walked into the room and it was a full house. And going on before him were Benji and Stuttering John. By the time he got out on stage, the room was empty. That's hilarious. Those guys are killers. All right. They can kill a good vibe. The vibe killers. Well done. All right. Thanks Carter for that anecdote. Someone else's anecdote. I appreciate it. Let's hit some voicemails.

But I wanted to be corny. Anyway, man, I'm not as drunk as I usually am when I call, but that thing about how it's turned where you know, like, he's been turning day. I noticed that shit a long time ago man I was actually paying serious fucking actual money to realize that how it's turned is probably a gay guy I fucking hated. I love Howard. It's not that hate gay people and nothing like that But but he's acting like you know hot wives and all this kind of shit Anyway You're the new Howard to me. Love you, bro. Keep it up. Thank you, buddy. I appreciate that. I think you might have just called you gay and around about what.

Yeah. Yeah, I was gay. I feel like Howard. Wait, what? But by the way, I have nothing against gay people. As I think everyone knows, but I don't like it when they have a hot wife. That's the one thing I appreciate about gay people is that I'm not in competition with them and then they go and get a hot white. Hey, that's all Would would Chris be Ralph in this situation? Similar dynamic yeah, card of that your dog barking or is that Chad Zubak's dog? Chad's to mock yeah, you're at Chad's house. Yes

Yeah, Chad Timok. Yeah, you're at Chad's house. Yes. All right. Well, this one's about you, Cardiff. Oh, thank you. Hey, Carl. I did not want to like that fucking potato, but oh my God. Cardiff. That's just hilarious. That's special about it. It's just a little bit and the fucking potato I just for whatever reason hadn't seen it on on YouTube in your videos. Oh my god Carter either you're trying to protect your daddy or you are the ugliest fucking mother fucker from wherever the Northern white land you're from brother. If I had to fucking potato. Oh my god. Little bit of column A, a little bit of column. All right, fair enough. Yeah, card. If you're quickly winning over to the fans, the way the Chad Zuck returns video is you're actually doing it. All right,

this is, I mentioned on the We're Alive Descendants podcast, they talked about how in order to get supplies from the East Coast of the West Coast, they're thinking about all the way down below South America. And I thought that was stupid. Apparently, I'm the idiot. I always love when I learn that I'm the idiot. It's time for fact checking with voicemails. It's Jesus.

Hey, Carl. I'm sure I'm not going to be only fucking point next to the call and point this out to you, but yeah, the Panama Canal is not just a river that any vote can fucking sail through to the system of locks. It's actually really complicated. You should look that shit up. You really think they didn't talk and think of the Panama Canal, like they just forgot that existed?

Yes, I think the people who make that show are stupid. All right, that wasn't the only person to tell me I'm an idiot. BpG, call it. The title of the book is a series of locks and lifts that raise the boat on the other end of the canal. These locks and lifts must be operated by human beings to raise and lower the boats. And as I'm in film, this trophy in the world, there will be no human so I'm ready to lock the list. So you will not be able to reverse the Panama Canal.

Yeah, who is done now? Call me back. To the devil, come on, son. All right, see you, devil, God. I didn't know idea that was going to be a controversial thing. I know. Go figure. Makes you feel any better.

I just bought it when you said it. I was like, that sounds right. Well, honestly, I love that he's pretending like all the zombies are heading down towards the Panama Canal and shut that shit down Right, so could be working Whatever, I don't have to defend myself to these people do I All right, so apparently that video that we played of Chad remember that hilarious skit Chad did Oh, he's tiktok the proposal one. No, the other one with the same girl. He's like I hate you that video that we played of Chad. Remember that hilarious skit? Chad did on his TikTok. The proposal one?

No, the other one with the same girl. He's like, I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Oh, yeah. Then there was that one joke, and she's like, oh, you're an asshole. Oh, and then there was that other joke,

and they're like, oh, I hate your toes. Yeah. And then there was that joke, and I like it when you're not in the kitchen. There's a lot of good jokes. I mean, I don't want to tell a ball. They're Chad's jokes. Sure, jokes. I don't want to tell them all, they're chance jokes. Sure, yeah.

Apparently he ripped that off. That wasn't even original. It's funny too, because on this rant that he was going off on how no one's original anymore, someone asked him, like, what's original about you? He was like, check out my TikTok. It's all original stuff. Hey, Carl, we'll info on your buddy, Ken Zumox.

We'll, I hate you, rant, little, whatever that was that he did. That's actually a stolen bit. It was an old bit from the 60s, I think, by Jerry Stiller and Helen Mirren. If you look up, I hate you. It was like an old stage act that they do. He executed it terribly, which was probably to his, but essentially can't get sued. But yeah, give it a try. But I don't think Jerry Stiller's doing any one of these days. terribly, which is probably to his benefit, we can't get sued, but he has to try it.

But I don't think Jerry stillers doing any one of these days. I don't think it was hell in me. And no, and Mira and Mira, that would make more sense. And I could not find that, by the way. I don't know. Oh, your fact check it over there. I just wanted to do the fact check it, but I can fix that in post. Don't you?

Yeah. So I could not find that. So I can either confirm nor deny that that is true. The chat is really when I watch Chad's act. I think this is very jury still arrest. And Chad, seal from the bastard. Hey, Carl, I really get where you're coming from with this theater of the mind shit. Those podcasts are the worst. that uh... some club but it's a retard was uh... telling us about vixx kids but didn't show us those kids and all your podcast you get it i mean i did pay for the paper and i have to have a little nice but i mean

it's a lot of carol uh... coming back don't that i don't be the chef by what would you rather have a three-year the mind podcast? Want about a zombie apocalypse? Or what about VIX boobs? I'd rest my case. Zombie apocalypse? I'll say one more on. Send the gay potato. When you played that clip last week and said it was lesbian sex,

it took me a while to realize it wasn't. I was like, boy, they did an awful job of reenacting this. It was so funny. It was like, really? Oh, yeah. I got this. All right. So I mentioned that Aaron Paul called into the show. All I do is say he called Adam. I didn't play it, which pissed Aaron Paul off. So he called back in again. Yo, seriously, Mr. Hamburger. It's a really powerful again. AKA Jesse Pinkman. You're going to call me out on W A T P and not play my voice mail.

Not cool bitch. You got to get that fat fuck Vinny Paulino to put the math back on the wheel of consequences different show I know but call me back I'll hook you up with that blue crystal we were talking about later bitch wait a second was that Aaron Poll or Jesse Pinkman because he got a little New York at the end yeah I was the same one in the same. It was pretty good though. So wait, if you play a drug addict or a drug dealer on TV

that you also have access to said drugs, correct. I need to audition more. Yes. It's like if you wear the mask, you become a certain clown. Oh, my gosh, guys, Chad Zuma calls into the show. Oh, this is exciting. Oh, the Chad, you guys don't even know it yet, but you've already fallen into my trap.

In my bond villainous style of telling you all my evil plans ahead of time, I've taken $15,000 of credit that anyone could have applied for, and I bought all of the tickets to Dabblecon. That way after I bought my plane tickets to Rochester, I can go up there and take a picture of your auditorium with NGC and all you guys on stage looking like fool. And then if I'm done with that, I'm gonna bang the entire jingle department. Starting with Jenny Zingles and working my way down that them with that I'm gonna bang the entire thing of the apartment starting with Jenny tingles and working my way down to that floor there are girls and things the Florida song this uh as well as being kind of heavy I'm gonna take in that

now that's pretty good plan it got me out of there I think you have a stupid dog you know you think you should fuck Doug from the first person? He should start with him, yes. All right, this is our boy Nate from Flint. Hey, this is Nate from Flint, Michigan. That was not my doctor. The fact that I do have an advanced case of AIDS is just blind luck on his part. I will be coming to Stutt John Con.

I will be signing titties in the parking lot. I will be doing it for free if your titties are nice. I have not spoken to Carter about this, but I'm sure he's all right with it. But Carl, I am not abandoning you. I got my communist, the Carlson email confirmation today and because it'll make great content here is my number. P-R-8-9-5. Wait, let me throw. P-R-8. You get the point. Carl, love your body. I'll see you soon.

Look, counting down the days. Just like Christmas. Bye. All right, Nate. We'll see you at DevilCon February 3rd and 4th in Rochester, New York, wtplive.com. For tickets, why does everyone from Flint say, this is so and so from Flint, Michigan. Is there another Flint that people confuse it with? Arkansas.

Oh, Flint, Arkansas? Yes. How's the water there? It's perfect. Yeah, exactly. No one Arkansas. Yes. How's the water there? Perfect. Yeah, exactly. No one knows what's confused I got. All right, this is the last one I have. Hey, if you're still doing requests, can I get a jacked up review, bros? I'm going to need it for Monday when I listen to the show. Thanks. you got it I'm the one to die Cutting for a drag He's so cool

I'm not a fear He's the guy on the other guys Cut, tell us them That's one hot potato Cause he's the guy on the girls What do they want? Woohoo Cutting for a drag I want to be with Kind of a long track The most famous focus in the world to go

He's got my guess on his show like Dr. Steven's about The people We love you, Curtis We love you, Curtis! Okay, folks, guess what? The episodes? Oh, wow! That was a great episode! That was really great!

I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye! Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week.