Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep37 - Sleep With Me

Episode Date: November 13, 2016

Hey America, it's a new episode of WATP!  This week we review Sleep With Me, a podcast that helps you fall asleep.  Kevin does some Cobra Commander AND what he assumes is a good impression of the Sleep With Me host, Drew Ackerman.  Karl debuts his new sleep podcast idea and introduces us to a horrible YouTube video featuring the best artists of 2009.  It's a doozy folks!  So put down your spray paint and Dump Trump stencils and instead make a sign that says "WATP is neato #1". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. I'm Kevin and I'm Carl and we listen to podcasts so you don't have to. We want to remind our listeners you can visit us on WhoAreThese.com or on our Facebook page. We're always looking for podcast suggestions so leave us a comment or post a death threat whatever you'd like to do. And today's show will be reviewing a show called Sleep With Me. As always, we've listened to the show separately, we've not discussed it with each other beforehand,

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Good week. Oh, I'm wonderful, Kevin. We had the election come and go. We can finally all move on with our lives Yeah, some people are really doing that too some people are very just moving right on no Consideration at all to it and I feel burr had the funniest take he's like this guy went from deciding if Cindy Lopper was Smart enough to be the CEO of a fake company right our country exactly so I can great.

So, yeah, so here we are, another week of WATP and another podcast to listen to and be overly judgmental about. Yeah, yeah. That's what we do here at WATP. Let's take out all our Trump frustrations on this podcast, if we will. All right, yeah. So we listen to sleep with me, which is a podcast that helps you fall asleep at night. Yes. I'm sure it does. I actually, uh, no shit went to sleep.

Let's see to this podcast last night. Really? Oh, huh. I passed the right to fuck out. I didn't, didn't remember a thing about it. So I had to do a little extra work this morning trying to figure out what the fuck I was listening to. Why don't we start off Kevin? We always like to start off by giving our listeners a sense of the podcast we heard if they have never heard it before. This is a very popular podcast, so maybe some people have, but I have a clip in here that I think best represents the podcast overall. It's number 11. I so we're back with another episode of Nunes in space

are episodic episodic episodic episodic, episodic, actually, we're staying, you get that you get that one scooter I'm not on the show yet Oh, sorry stands not on stands now mic'd up for the show yet episodic I said like soda Okay, so this this this comes at the 18 minute mark where he starts telling it's it's supposed to be a bedtime story. So I put you to sleep You just tell us this long nonsense story But it's not until 18 minutes into the podcast it even introduces it and That's when you realize that he's doing other people voices to his he's he's he's both scooter and Stan

Yeah, oh boy. Let me tell, he had me fooled in the beginning. Yeah, yeah, I didn't know that that was Scooter that he was just backing away from his fucking microphone. Oh, you know, actually, we should introduce, we do have a third host on the show today. It's it's Willie. Oh, here he go it's Willie hey Willie thanks for joining us I'm not ready to join the show here and I'll be back later all right all right we'll see it a little bit oh that sounds like a completely different person for sure well this is a different person who's over in my house here's my summary of the show all right I could stare at a drain. How come there's not more drain videos?

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lack. So you can hit the sack. It's sent for sleep with me. The podcaster puts you to sleep. And tonight's episode is sponsored by Sleepphones. The world's most comfortable bed friendly headphones within high quality speakers inside its soft. All right. So it goes on for a while, as you can tell, but I think my first impression was this guy is completely fucking insane. Like he's like just one of these rambling guys,

you see like in the park on the park bench, you know, who's just like feeding pigeons, a bit like, yeah, and then I fucking, yeah, like just like feeding pigeons but like yeah and I fucking yeah but like that kind of right and but then it evolved into me thinking this dude is pretty fucking funny because he's it's I think he's intentionally doing all of these like I don't know man it's I guess I was entertained by this. And I would consider using this to fall asleep because this dude is boring. It's fucked.

Well, let me give you my take on it. When I was listening to this guy stutter and stammer, it reminded me of Dan Harmon. He's kind of got that same comedic flow, I guess, would say. So if people don't know who Dan Harmon is, he does a show called Harmon, comedic flow, I guess, I'd say. So if people don't know who Dan Harmon is, he does a show called Harmon Town. I have a clip on here called Dan Harmon,

just gives you a quick example of what he sounds like. Like, like, like, you'll have a lot more fun because I can show you this Instagram of this lady. Maybe you've seen it. This is beautiful woman, a beautiful specimen of humanity. I don't mean physics. I know what I'm doing, saying that she's ugly. I, I, it's almost like this guy drew stole his stick

from Dan Harmon. Am I crazy on that? Ah, probably. I mean, this has been, I mean, Dan Harmon also is a part of Rick and Morty is one of the creators of Rick and Morty if you're a correct fan of that show. So,, when I heard the show I was like this sounds like and I liked Ann Harmon, but this was like, this is this guy doing this stick and so as I was going to pull a Dan Harmon clip to maybe put him back to

back and show a comparison, I found out that Drew Ackerman, this guy who does the Sleep with Me podcast, was a guest on the Harman town, just like a week or two ago. That's cool. All right. Which is crazy. I'm like, that's a weird,

because that's not how I discovered this podcast. So just a weird coincidence. So I have a clip on here that's an interview with Drew Ackerman. So this is Dan Harman interviewing Drew Ackerman. So this is Dan Harmon interviewing Drew Ackerman It's a little bit longer, but but check this out Your your podcast conceit, which is sincere which I but I have to say like also doubles as like Genius comedy. I mean it like like something about you that kind of in a sublime way rises above the dichotomy of is he doing a bit or is he for real?

You're kind of both. You know how funny it is that you're for real about the fact that your dulcet tones, your way of speaking, you have resigned yourself instead of sort of in a world where everyone's trying to to distinguish themselves and entertain. You were like, you know what, you know, distinguish themselves and entertain. You were like, you know what? Come to me when you wanna go to sleep. Yeah, yeah, like I mean, like I think it's even as a person that makes it, like I look at it like,

oh I'm putting all this work into something that no one listens and I'm like a really anxious, obsessive person. So I'm constantly worrying about it. Like oh, this isn't good enough for that. And then I'm like, holy shit, like. Yeah. They do sound a lot of like, oh, this isn't good enough for that. And then I'm like, holy shit. Like, they do sound a lot alike. I guess they do. It's hard to tell where one ends the next begins.

But I thought it was funny that the way he describes himself as this compulsive person almost like a perfectionist. And when you listen to the show, you do not get that sense. I have a clip on here to follow up that interview. It's number 14. Play that. Oh, something weird's happening. Sister Mary Ann's talking like a baby. Sister Mary Ann, sorry.

Sister Mary Ann, thank you, thank you, Sister Leanne. Is it, okay, I'll check in Sister Mary Ellen, why are you curled up and talking like a baby? Sister Mary Ellen, can you hear me? You want me to hold the baby? Who's the baby, Sister Mary Ellen? So he talked about how much work he puts into the show and how obsessed he is with it. And he even said on that interview, he's like, people write me and say,

why don't you just read out of the phone book? Like, what's the difference? It's just nonsense. Right. Well, I guess the more like, you know, hearing that, that Harman town interview or whatever, it kind of nails where I was, what I was thinking about it too, was like this guy at first, you know, glance or listen, if you will, like glance, but it sounds like he's a crazy person.

Like it just does not sound like, like he's got voices in his head talking to him that he talks to his grandmother His Nana and that lives in his head and like all these weird shit and you're like this is fucked up, but I Think the more I listen to it the more I was like all right I kind of understand that this dude is he's completely in on the joke and it's almost like he's doing a Stream of consciousness kind of story where he's just sort of babbling and and and no cohesion to it at all because it doesn't need to be cohesion to it. Wait a second that's what I do. I mean while I do that too I trail off and

stutter and do all those things as well but I'm trying to be entertaining. I'm trying to make people listen, but he, you know, he comes right out and says, hey, you don't even have to listen to this if you don't want to. It doesn't matter. It's, he has like a little disclaimer in here. Yeah. He does talk about, there's one part part I just fucking love this he he's talking about pound puppies, I don't know if you Yeah, I remember that's yeah, I don't know why this maybe laughs so much, but here it is And I like that and then maybe you get book or whatever You read before you listen back at whatever it is or you know your favorite pillow

Or your pound puppy whatever whatever it is. It, that's kind of stuff to animal, by the way, not a pejorative term about puppies. Yeah, just thinking about my sister had a pound puppy, pound puppy. You're the one for me. I think that was with the song and the commercial. It's not, it's just, like when I got to that point, I'm like, all right, let's do is fucking pretty funny. This is just ridiculous.

All right, so let's get into it because as I mentioned, he doesn't introduce this nuns and space story until 18 minutes in. And most of the clips that I took were from that section where that part is from where he's he's talking about and this is. I mean, it was funny until it just kept going out and out and out. He talks about what he's going to do and why he's doing what he's doing. And he lists all of these things. So there's a bunch of here, but I really like track four where he talks

about how he'll be listing things. I'm gonna send my voice across the deep dark night here. I'm going to use the rolling, soothing, creaky dulcet tones, wings of pointlessness, meander powers, words mushing, lists, I'll be listing things. You know this may be the only list, subtle listing. this may be the only list of subtle listing. The list. Listing things. Could you guys if we start out our pack ass or we'll be like,

all right, welcome to ATP. W ATP will be listing things in order. So stick around for that. It's funny that you've made that connection in my brain now to Harman town or to Dan Harman. You've made that connection in my brain now to Harmon town or to Dan Harmon and now this this guy sounds like like Morty like a like a old like a grown-up Morty talking on Rick and Morty like Yeah, just listing things in Swordsmoshing and

Just like he does add a lot, he's actually is making me appreciate this podcast more now, but yeah, just I'm gonna send you my words out over the ether right now and just yeah we're gonna list things and go through some stories and I'll be by your bed. Yeah that's it's pretty fucking ridiculous but also genius in a way because it I would have never have thought of coming up with a podcast to put people to sleep. Well, Kevin, you and I talked about last week when I was teasing this episode, I said, okay, he's got a podcast help with you to sleep. Sounds like an interesting premise,

but how do you sell that to advertisers? We make fun of other people's podcasts. We have a hard time selling advertising, but this guy is like talking to people who are unconscious. And the amazing thing is that he does have sponsors. And I have the, so he sponsors this thing called Sleepphones. And I clipped the Sleepphones song, Play Track One. But Mr. Brad, you get away.

The musical interlude here to remind people to go to sleep in the podcast. I'm so nice. Sleep phones. Sleep phones are a headband with speakers and a- so you can listen to sleep with me. Much more comfortably. Nothing sticking into your ear Nothing digging into your head

Just a soft headband instead talking about sleep phones So I'm just gonna say right now I fucking love the show I think this is great I knew you were gonna love this show I'm like Kevin's gonna fucking be all over this shit. And actually, when you were just doing your impression of it, you nailed it. You would definitely put people to sleep with that voice.

Well, you know, sometimes you get it. It was for you. I got bad news for Kevin. I'm way ahead of you. Oh, I already have a spinoff podcast. It's called Fall asleep You dummy. And the reason why I'm doing this is just like I said, this guy's able to sell advertising.

W-A-T-P, we don't make any fucking money off this. I want a podcast where I can make some money. So I just, you know, this is a new podcast. I hope everybody checks it out. I do have a clip. If you want to play Fall asleep You dummy, this is just, you know, what you'll be hearing when you download this new show. Hello and welcome to another episode of Fall asleep, you dummy.

It's time for you to fall asleep. Stop being such a dummy. Why are you tossing and turning, huh, dummy? What are you doing? You toss and turn and you're thinking about work, you're thinking about that relationship, that relationship that you really just fucked up. I'd like to have that one over again, wouldn't you? Probably do things a little bit differently this time around, huh? But you're thinking about all the things you could have done, especially that one day, man, if you had that day over again, right?

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Yeah, no, it's a great show. I think he's everybody checking out. How did we sell advertising to, to Crazy Eddie? I think he's been dead for many years. You actually just died recently. Oh, all right. Yeah. Um, so I need us to say I haven't gotten the check yet. That's, uh, I'm assuming that that's going to come in now. I'm, you know, I have faith. Hey,

dummy. That was great. I like it. I really, I think that that's got some legs. Definitely. Uh. I think it would be really interesting if he Did this and then slipped in like subliminal stuff, you know, he's like, uh, right And the nuns were offline in the in the space spaceship and Make sure that you Donate via PayPal $1,000 to Drew Ackerman at sleepwithme.com and then I want you to take out your penis and put it in a voice. Or I just put it in the voice and then start to crank it

slowly. Or I, and then, so yeah, I think you know, he could probably do some damage, you know, with that. I know, I don't know why he doesn't take advantage of that. You would think by the time he gets into like the 45 or 50th minute, he could pretty much have at it. He's speaking nonsense the whole time anyway. What was interesting though, did you listen to the whole show at the very end? No, I didn't. I got into the nuns and space thing, and then I was like, I actually found it difficult to clip once he was telling the story because

you just want, I literally just want to play the entire episode for everybody because it was so, there's so much you could clip. And if it doesn't, if you don't have the setup, it's like, it just sounds like nonsense. Um, well, okay, I was going to go somewhere else with this, but since you said that, you're right. I tried got into the story. I'm like, all right, what are you going to make fun of? He's nonsense on purpose. But what the hell? Here's a track 16. I just call more nonsense. You know, I used to do, there was this thing called Muppet Babies. It was baby

Muppets. You know what a Muppet is. No. Okay, get in your chair here. Look at my fingers, a spaceship flying here. And it's gonna tickle your side. Shut up! Shut up! It's so ridiculous. It sounds so much like Rick or Mordi now. And it's like I'd never put that together. I wouldn't have put that together. But I don't know if you ever seen like, do you watch Rick and Morty?

I do, yeah. Alright, so if you've seen the ones where there's like, I think it was two episodes where they have TV on and it's just like random commercials playing in the episode. I don't know. Yeah, there's a couple episodes where they like turn the TV on and it's just like like guys with like the dude has Anson his eyes and shit. It's just like ridiculous shit But it's him rambling. It's it's just in Reulan. Do does Morty just rambling like this and it it sounds Exactly like what this guy is doing so I

All right, so I didn't want to give this show any credit and I know you're all in on it. I will say it's harder than it sounds to just make nonsense. I don't know if he has this scripted out and he just kind of meanders or if he's just making it up as he goes because this story is they're flying towards a black hole. He's got this soda machine on the spaceship that is the interface to the computer. And then there's four nuns on board. There's this weird ray that comes in and zaps the ship and then the nuns turn into babies

and he turns into a guy who's yelling at his baby. It's, I don't know if you got that fuck Kevin, but it's, I'm like, how did he come up like what the fuck is going on? Did he write this out? Does he come up with this shit? It's where it's it's odd. Well, I think this is just a guess. But I would imagine he's just doing like a stream of conscious and nothing. So he's just saying what comes to his mind because if you ever I mean I know you you don't have children. I don't have children. But I have made up bedtime stories from him. I'm not sure if he's going to be able to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to do it. I'm not sure if he's going to do this. I'm not sure if he's going to what comes to his mind. Because if you ever, I mean, I know you don't have children, I don't have children, but I have made up bedtime stories for like, you know, my niece or whatever. And it's the same thing. You just kind of start at one point and then you just sort of make it up as you go. And I believe that that's what he's doing here. He just sort of has a general idea that there's nuns in space and then just makes up this ridiculous thing. I think that's how Star Wars episodes one through three were made. I think Luke was just like, and there's this annoying Jamaican character who CGI and he's all like, he's a lot of

fly in the spaceship and there's a good, okay, yeah, that's good. We got it. We love it, George. Can you give us a little more? Yeah, it's so there's a galactic trade empire. And they're meeting in this giant room of discs and they're floating. And if you look close you could see

ET. He's one of them. He's one of them. I remember ET. My brief was when we were young and an ET had a video game for Atari that was so bad that they had to bury it. Speaking of burying it, you should totally get up from sleep right now and grab a knife and put it to your lover's throat, okay, and bury her in the backyard because it's good. It's a good thing to do. And also, do you remember he, man? It was an action figure very musly. Yeah, that was me just, you know, were you doing Lucas or Drew Akerman? Drew Akerman Lucas. Yeah, because I got it was buying into the Lucas. Yeah, it does sound like George Lucas. That wasn't bad. All right, well, we got to write a new, we got to write a new jingle.

The Indiana Jones was, uh, he's fighting the Nazis and, uh, His GoPro commander's gonna rock ya, Jack the Spruff is gonna shock ya, And he's gonna make with the walk-a-walk the his Kevin's money boy says it sounds like a gay part of it here yeah we have to add uh we got to get George Lucas in there it's a little fart George and George Drew Lucas

originally we wanted aliens to be in Raiders of the Lost Ark but we didn't have the money to do so. So we replaced the Aliens with a giant boulder, and it was supposed to be Aliens rolling down a cliffside. We actually were going to put Shaila Booth in Raiders, but he hadn't been born yet, so we couldn't ruin that movie. I lobbied to have the fetus removed from him as from the mother and then and and wear a little tiny leather coat. Wait, Haas, I got to say, I know that someone made a drinking game for our show.

I just tried to do the impression that you were doing. That's one of the times you're supposed to doing that, I guess. Kevin, I have a couple. I have a package that I put together that I want to play for you. He talks about, and this is odd for a podcast. He talks about how he's going to smile. So in this build up where he's talking about all the stuff that's gonna happen during the show, this 18-minute long build up, he talks about smiling, play track eight. Someone that's gonna sit there with one of those smiles,

like you can hear me saying smile, and I'm smiling right now. But he said, I got that smile going, you know, this is, hey, you're your boyfriend. I'm here to take your mind off stuff Plus some you know, I'm editing it within the boundaries. This is the nice smile Smiles as a no pressure. I can relate to what you're going through and I hope I can help you out So He's talking about smile that smile over and over and over again

And I thought be funny to find like a death metal that is the single biggest doustchiliest video I've ever seen in my life. It's from 2009. It features, all right, you ready for this? Yeah. Chris Dottry and Dane Cook, both with acoustic guitars. Play track nine, I call it the doustchiliest thing

I've ever heard. I'm hanging out with my man CD hanging out with my man DC and I don't want to embarrass this guy but he's got the number one album in the country congrats. Well thank you and not so bad yourself. Number one comedy album in the world. You slash universe. She's the only one I can only want to shout for for anyway we have our guitars and I think we should play a song. I think so. What do you got? How about? Show me that smile again.

That's really nice. That's pretty. Do that again. Show me that smile. Show me that smile. Don't waste another minute on your crying. Oh Wow Dude fucking Dame cook trying to sing is What the hell are we thinking in 2009 putting putting those two guys in the top position? Oh, wait a minute, we just voted Trump. Sorry, we haven't changed much. It's a good thing we've smartened up over the last seven years. Did you know that you could put thumbs down on a YouTube video?

Yeah. I had to create seven new Gmail accounts just to give it a time consuming today. Oh my God. Video sucks. It sucks out loud. And I was thinking that this actually could be a whole bit or segment or maybe a whole new show.

We should just find the most doustchiliest videos on YouTube to play for each other and see who can win. All right. I'm in. Something like a new podcast. It sounds like a podcast to me just like the worst YouTube videos ever. I don't know how you stumble upon them. I just happened to find that one and I was like, holy shit.

This sucks. I guess you could go to Chris Dottry's page and find about. Yeah. Videos to start with. We have a whole year of shows right there. Exactly. Oh boy. find about yeah video so sorry we have a whole year of shows right there exactly oh boy so yep that's uh that's a little torture that I wanted to to push out there show me that smile again You can't smile cuz your face is metal I Have to figure out how to do a dustro impression. It's the only way we could make this work. Well, all right I'm gonna say this and it's maybe gonna be racist, but was

Destro black was the an African-American gentleman? Remember his chest his chest was always exposed African American gentleman. Remember his chest? His chest was always exposed. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna do an image search on this right now. His chest was always exposed for some reason and I believe it was white, but let me take,

oh, that's it. Remember if he was, if he was it. You know what, it's actually a darker, it's not. You remember when the crayon used to be called flush colored? Yeah. It's not flush colored. It's definitely, it's definitely tan. I wonder who the voice actor was on that. Destro likes to go to suntan booths. He's crazy, I told him, make sure you wear lots of sunscreen, but he's like, I don't care,

I'm the man of faith in everything, and it's like, seriously dude, you're going to have melanoma all over your exposed parts of your body, which is mostly your chest. All right. As you're going through that conversation, I'm looking up who played Destro in the live action movie and it wasn't white guy. Yeah, actually it was Hollywood is racist. Shit, I forget. He was Dr. Who.

He was like the reincarnation of the person, Dr. I forget his goddamn name right now, but. Jesus Christ, you talk about Dr. Who in every fucking show enough with the doctor who are and I and I still can't Figure out his name or remember his name, but James McCullough No, that that's not him What am I looking at that? I don't know why you're looking at it. I can't Google That isn't him but yeah um yeah I think it was a white dude in the movie but I thought in the cartoon that he had god I'm gonna sound racist

but he sounded like a I don't know how to say it like a voice that sounded like he was an African American. I don't know how to say that without sounding extremely white but so that's what you talked about Kevin. No I mean what's what you mean by that? He didn't sound like he was on a fucking Jefferson. What you mean by like what a fuck? He didn't sound like that but I mean you know obviously white people and black people have different sounding voices What you mean You're like I'm just out racist. No, you didn't know you did I'll take the cake out of that All right, okay, no, I'm just trying to say that I mean there is there is a difference obviously you can tell

You know if somebody calls you on the phone you can tell whether it's you know sometimes if it's a white person or a black person and that's yeah very racist to me to say but it's the truth I'm just saying it doesn't but it doesn't mean that you know they're gonna talk like you were just talking I mean that's a little ridiculous believe me I've met I've met many white people who talk like that that you just talk so oh you're talking about Vino I see I've met many white people who talk like that. You just talk. So, you're talking about Vino, I use to you've met him. Yeah, I have.

He remodeled my patio in my old house. That's what he does now. So you were doing that conversation between co-worker, commander and desk row. There's a clip that I have in here that I call, this is where he completely lost me. He starts, so he's both Scooter and the Soda machine and he's having a conversation. Play track 13.

Stan, do you have any whirlpools within you? Scooter, I do not, I get a focus. Oh, wow, we're using a lot of processing power here. Great job, great job team. Okay, Scooter, thank you. If it, it, it, it, it, it, you're not processing anything because this is all going to be automated. Right, Stan, we don't need, nevermind, Stan, if you need us to do anything, just let us know. Scooter, I will. Doesn't, doesn't, um, the soda machine sound like Bernie Sanders. Scooter, Scooter, I will. Yes.

Scooter, just put the, put a few dollars in me, all right. Um, yeah, he, uh, did you happen to clip when he talks to his Nana? Oh, I actually have the best clip for that. You were talking about that before. Yeah. And I pulled a clip because I think just like I thought, maybe he ripped off his stick from Dan Harmon. I think he ripped this off from someone too.

Play, play track, Dan. Well, let me just offer that was a kind of reasonable answer to reasonable questions, but sometimes a bedtime, you could go through that same thing with someone like play track dad. Well let me just offer that was a kind of reasonable answers to reasonable questions but sometimes a bedtime you could go through that same thing with someone like the Nana that lives within my brain and you'd say who do you think you are? And I'd say well I'm just trying to do a sleep podcast. Well who do you think you are to do a sleep podcast? you're a, you're a bad boy in every year. Also, what are you doing?

My mother would say you're doing that on purpose, putting the microphone in your eye. Why do you do things like that? You're like a crazy person. Rest in peace, Kevin meeting. The rest in peace. Eating meaty. Yeah. Yeah, I got the sense,

because he was doing that stick for a while, where it's his Nana talking to him, like, this is like a Kevin meaty bit. It sounds to me like a stern, like when Howard would do his mom. Oh, it's just his mom, yeah. Like, oh, Howard, why do you think you can do that? Why is this, why are you doing a podcast?

Yeah. So it, you doing a podcast? Yeah, so it You're a version of Howard's mom's a lot juier than Howard's version Jesus Christ Let's just call this the most racist episode ever of WAT Well, we live in a different type of American now after election So you know, I have a feeling this is okay. And it's all forgiven. The official podcast of the White House, W-A-T-P. All right. So I do have another clip. Why have a bunch more clips on here? I don't know how much we want to play. But I do have a clip that I said, there's a simple tweak you could do. And it improves the show easily 50 to 60%.

Just with this one little tweak. So, you know, maybe this is something that if Drew hears our show, he can incorporate it. I'd love to help people out. Feel free to steal this idea. Play that track. I'd love to help people out. Feel free to steal this idea. Play that track. It's called space space. It's for when kids take their DMV, whatever they learn how to drive. It's called space. They are against the world. The family of the world. They're on the gas! You're on the gas!

They're on the gas! That's how Kevin Mastin' on makes everything better. It really does. I don't know if you've noticed that, but... They're in the studio, not to segue, but they are in the studio on their new album right now. So, I wonder if one, Mass and Unfans. I was actually, I'm going to blow your mind, but I was talking to Bill the guitarist a few months ago and he said he had the whole album written and couldn't wait to record it. So, I am looking forward. and couldn't wait to record it. So I am looking forward.

Yeah, it's, I don't know, we're way off topic now, but if you follow my Instagram, you can see like all their studio shots of them like jam and it's shit in the studio. I don't have time for that shit Kevin. I follow kittens and puppies on Instagram. I don't think time for Macedon. I don't know, I don't know who the loser is who

can look at their photos of them in the studio. I'm watching kittens play with water dribbling out of the sink. Yes, if you take water that's coming out of the sink, it goes down to drain. that's coming out of the sink, it goes down a drain. And are there any more drain videos? Why aren't there more drain videos out there? But what you can also do is you can take a small length of yarn and to play with your cat. But you can also make a noose with the yarn. If you don't like your cat but you can also make a noose with the yarn if you don't if you don't like your cat and you can you could get rid of your cat that way. Now back to

this the story so the nuns were 69ing each other and this is getting a little bit too excited. Yeah it's it's making me very excited as well. I'm jumping for joy and I have a very big smile on my face. I'm picturing a 72-year- old Sally Fields with her pants down. It's very exciting. Oh, geez. Little flying run-runs. Kevin, I think we've, I don't know. I think we've kind of gone over this enough. Are there any other clips you wanted to play from the show?

No, I just want to keep doing the voice more. No, very tough. Yeah. All right, well, since you're doing the voice, I'll let your your sleepy time voice react to we got a new comment on iTunes just in yesterday. Alright, I figured I'd read it to you because it's always fun to get our reviews and we ask our listeners who enjoy us and those who hate us to please review us on iTunes or wherever you load this podcast from. So this one is a two-star review. We have another two-star review. Yes. Okay. Yeah, I know. It's exciting. I've talked about we have we have 10 five-star reviews, 13 one-star reviews,

and now two two-star reviews. It's like it's always been either love is or hate us, but apparently now you can be a little more wishy-washy on it. All right. Okay. So the title of this review is research. This is great. Read up on podcasts. Big Owen Dukes were on terrestrial radio

in Baltimore Phoenix and Washington DC for several years. Chad Dukes hosted Drive Time on the biggest sports radio station in DC. Unlike most podcasts, these guys are radio pros who have been in the business for 10 years. They take pride in their show, invest a lot,

have a passionate fan base, and sell out live events. They earn a run of the mill podcast by two bag slappers on a couch. No, no. No. What? Wait a minute, are we the bag slappers? That's awesome. I think we're the bag slappers. Holy shit. It's an aerial. Hey, it's bag slappers in the morning.

Bag slappers. Fly from the couch, everybody. Bag slappers. Oh, my God. So what's amazing about this review is obviously, you know, we pissed off a fan of the big O and Duke show. We did review that podcast a little while back. But didn't we say all of those things in our show to this person even fucking listen? I think I made it very clear that this was a radio show.

These were radio pros that they had their shit down that it was really well done. The show just sucked. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. People are going to defend what they're in due or whatever. And I suppose if I do have a show that was ripping, you know, O and A apart during their prime or or or or powered during his prime, I probably would be pissed off too or or, you know, wouldn't I don't know. I don't know if I'd write a review.

I know. Who gives a shit? Yeah. And what's funny about it is the two stars. Because there's nothing in there that's positive. It's just like, you guys are fucking bag slappers. This is a real show. These guys are pros.

You guys are fucking idiots. And it's like, but it's all right. It's two stars. It's all right. I mean, I could get behind the bag slapping. So two stars. Yeah. I like that. behind the bag slapping, so two stars. Yeah. I like that.

I'd bag slappers. That's a good one. I like that term. Oh, sorry. I just slapped it in my bag. Oh, jeez. You must have heard us do that in the background and figured it out. Yes. to figure it out. Yes, so what you can do is pull your bag out which is another

another term for your test testicles and when you have yeah and you beat them against the microphone hence slapping them don Don't worry about your dangas, which is another term for your penis. Don't worry about take care of that. Just beat the bag because you'll find out that it will numb your your dang is which will be good for sexual intercourse with the nana that lives in your brain. I gotta say, Kevin, you're a little bit too good at this. Yeah, I am pretty good at it. I think I might have you as a guest on Follow Sleep, you dummy.

Okay. I think you're worthy of getting a guest spot on there. I'm not sharing any of the crazy Eddie revenue that's coming in. Fuck you on that. Crazy Eddie revenue. So all right, well this was an interesting show because we picked a podcast that Kevin liked. Yeah, I can't pitch you ever listening to this again, but I mean, the guys guys got something going on. It's a little different. He's got an angle. I like it. I'll give him that. Yeah, no, I'm definitely

going to subscribe to this. And this is not me blow smoke, like I would totally listen to this to fall asleep, because this guys, it's just complete nonsense in like almost the greatest way ever. Well, it's not compelling. So there's definitely not going to keep you awake. You're not wondering what's going to happen to the nuns in space. You don't give a shit. It's not going anywhere.

So I can see where the story is definitely something to fall asleep to. There have been times when I'll put out a podcast or something and lay in bed. And it will keep me up because I'm actually interested in what Jenna Jameson has to say. I guess I don't know how to say that. Yeah. Doesn't make any sense. You know what I think I might do is just narrate my life from when I was a kid in that voice and just record it on my own and then I could have like my own thing to fall

I fall asleep to my own voice you know so it'd be like I grew up in Spencer Port, New York that support New York to he had a mother and father like that, like just just narrate my entire existence and then I'd have like tons of stuff to listen to. That's fucking narcissism to the eighth degree. You're really? You're going to listen to yourself talk about yourself to fall asleep. Sit, sit the two people talking to him. You're recording a podcast. Oh, you. Yeah. No, I don't know. It just, uh, so I'm just going to listen to Chris

Dottry and Dean Cook saying the growing days. The fall sleeper now on. Oh, he's shit. That sucked. Show me that smile again. Show me that smile. Don't waste another minute on your crying. We're nowhere near the end. The best is ready to begin as long as we have it. Next week, we're going to do this again. We're going to listen to another podcast. We're going to review it. We're going to give the thumbs up or thumbs down. And I want people to get excited about our show next week. I know I'm excited about our show next week. So I pulled a little clip from the show. We'll

be listening to. I call it next week's teaser. Ooh, all right, that sounds interesting. Two of these sets, number 10018, Darth Maul, released in 2001, and 7194 Yoda, released in 2002, are sculptures with absolutely no play value. You get a bust of Darth Maul or a full statue of Yoda and you build it and you go man, that looks awesome and then you put it somewhere and fight dust for the rest of its life. Okay, I already know what this is. I had a feeling you would. Based on the numbers that they're reading, this has to be a Lego podcast.

This podcast is called All Sorted and this show is Lego Toy or Collectible. Number 53. You bastard. I knew it. This actually came in from a listener. This was a listener's suggestion. Oh, all right. Fraud up Legos a few times out of the show.

So we'll be listening to Jeff and James debate whether Legos have become a toy or are they now a collectible? Oh boy. Isn't it gonna be a rough one for me to review? Like, they're gonna be like, we're totally collectibles because you put them together and blah, blah, blah.

I'm actually really interested in what your take is gonna be on this, because I have a feeling you're not gonna listen to this from an outside perspective You know I'm gonna be like yeah, this part of the show was dumb. You know what the fuck you talking about Carl that dark mall Collectible is worth blow-watt. I found it my toys are all spot. Well, I should have wanted it. I think I'm I'm somewhat self-aware that a 40 year old man should not be collecting Lego. I understand how ridiculous that is and I get that part of it, but in a way I kind of don't care, so I just don't care that people think it's

written this book. That is like a perfect Twitter description. I don't know if you have it on there now, but you should be semi-self-aware. I understand the ridiculousness of the way I'm doing, but I don't think I'm so delusional that I'm like, well, this is the best thing in the world, man. Everybody should be collecting it. And I realize it's fucking ridiculous, but I do want to mention that the conversation probably not. Well that's pretty fun ridiculous but I do want to say that I bought I went to the Tucson Comic Con last week after the podcast and I humble brag humble brag and the only thing that I bought was a pop vinyl I don't know if you know what those are there like little figures with like giant heads essentially like for all the different crap that you like pop culturally shit and

Kind of but they know bobble they don't do anything But I bought one of Cobra commander so that Yeah, that was... Okay, so I'm intrigued. Is it the Cobra Commander who's just wearing the weird cloth over his face or the one with the silver face? Well, they have both, but this is the silver face one. Okay, and the cloth over the face when I always thought was ridiculous. It's like a shitty Halloween costume. It's just like the eyes are cut out. Yeah, he's like, I didn't know what to go ask this year. I took it because what did he spend all his budget on jets?

On fighter jets that you couldn't afford a fucking cooler thing to put over your head. He was just looking around like, oh, when do I got here? Oh, the guest towels. I'll just throw a guess towel over my face. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So you can you everyone can see it at home and my My ridiculous obsession with with crap that shiny and plastic, so put that picture up on who are these calm? So we can all see it. I will I will put it up there as part of the the post for this episode So all right, so people check that out and then next week Please join us once again for another episode at WATP, where we'll hopefully figure out once and for all who are these podcasts. Sleep well, every pony.Live on I don't know. I don't know.