Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep371 - The Worst of 2022

Episode Date: December 24, 2022

We're wrapping up the year with an all-star cast and Vinnie Paulino. Everyone brought in a different podcast to make the case for the worst show we reviewed in 2022. That means MSCS Media, Hotboxin' with Mike Tyson, Jacked Up Review Show, 2 Bears 1 Cave, and Tom Myers vs. the Rest of the World are all contenders. Trucker Andy, Producer Chris, Cros, and Vinnie all join us live in studio to make their case. Then we crown the winner of the Chad Zumock parody song contest. After that, the debut of a brand new game show, To Catch An Alien. Tickets for DabbleCon – http://watplive.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We encourage our listeners to give us a five-star view on Apple Podcasts and then shit all over us in the comments section. Today, we'll be competing to determine which podcast that we reviewed in 2022 was the worst. This is the show format that saves me a ton of time on prep. Let's get into it. I am going to start things off everybody with one of our favorites.

Thank you, Stuttering John, for introducing us to Tommy from MSCS Media. That is who I am bringing today as my by the way, by the way, you will be able to vote on who brought the worst podcast of 2022. And I watched it episode of Tommy talking to this guy, Magic Jack, he's a magician down in Florida. And we get off to a really good start. You know, it's always good to start by saying, are we starting? It's always a good way to start things.

And listen to the introduction he gives to this guy. I can tell he's a big deal. All right, ready? Yep. All right, we got magic jack. Thank you for coming in. 200 Google reviews. You've worked with American Express, Lines Gate,

all kinds of big companies man Thank you very much for coming in dude. I can't thank you enough for having me Thank you very much. I'm super excited for this. This isn't Joe Rogan I know it looks like Joe Rogan, but it's not your way too excited to be on Tommy show That's Patrick Michael's long lost dad dude. It might be look at that facial hair That's it raging. Wow. It's like it scribbled on with a sharp. It's not done yet I had a rush out the door to be fair. That is a a custom Beard for Tommy's home planet. Oh right. Yes, and they also sit down upside down I believe that's true. Yeah, they they do well more can Mindy fucking references. How old am I? What's going on right now?

That's true. Yeah, they do well. More can Mindy fucking references. How old am I? What's going on right now? The 200 Google reviews I would leave out. Wow. That was a leading statement. Yeah, 200 Google reviews.

I'm like, okay, well, that's neat, I suppose. I wonder what guys like this think, because he's excited to be on the show. When there's 400,000 views on a video and you get no bump whatsoever, that's gotta be odd, right? You gotta think like, huh? Did I just do a bad job?

Was I not compelling enough? Maybe I'm the problem. All right, so we start off the interview and Tommy's obviously done some to a pre-interview with them. And you don't wanna show that you've done a pre-interview and show that you already know the answer to questions because then it just seems like

an awkward conversation that you're having. So what happened when you were seven? They got you into magic. Do we have enough time? Holy yeah. Now a better question would have been, when did you first get into magic? Yeah.

And then you could go from there from the, you know, I was seven. So this guy explains that his parents owned a costume shop and then they expanded and they had a magic shop in the costume shop and this blows, I guess from in his planet, they don't have magic shops because Tommy's very confused. They have a logic shop about this.

What is a magic shop? Like when I hear magic shop, I have, do you know what a magic shop is? Like I have no idea what a magic shop is. Yeah. All right, Tommy, you know what a magic shop is? Like I have no idea what a magic shop is. Yeah. All right, Tommy, you know what a grocery store is? Yeah. Like I think I think it thinks it's a store that's actually magic.

Like it just appears out of nowhere one day. What is a magic shop? What does he think they sell in a hat store? Yeah, right. What is a weird store? You can choose there. How does that work? So then he has to explain to him

About what a magic shop is and how it sounds like magic tricks and stuff. So then our boy magic Jack here Tell us a little anecdote Funny story. Let's fast forward Real quick. We'll come back sure but I have a I have a friend who passed away his name's Danny's trying to know that Yeah, we miss him man. He passed away a couple years ago. Hey, I could have been cut in the half. Well, why would you say funny story

and following up with I have a friend you died? Yeah. Now, you don't have to bring up the fact that he's passed it all. You could just say this guy, he's great, great guy. Well, we gotta hear the rest of that story. What happened to this story? Oh, sorry, buddy. We're not gonna slip on a banana peel. What the fuck happened? What's so funny? We're not gonna hear any more of that story. What happened? Oh, sorry, buddy. We're not going to slip on a banana peel. What the fuck happened?

We're not going to hear any more of that story. Unfortunately, get out of the street jacket and the drowning tank. Yeah. Well, they do get into like some of the stuff that David Blaine does that's that's very scary and, you know, it could be dangerous, obviously. Now, as a magician, like how dangerous is the things he does? Super dangerous. Obviously he must practice that at gazillion times.

Well, you could get a paper cut doing a card trick. So, so don't try to do jokes with Tommy. They're always lost at him. You know, he's trying to be like, yeah, I mean, I do dangerous stuff too, but card tricks. That was like, is that dangerous? Did Tommy always slur this much? No, it's not going well for him, I don't think. Did he catch alcoholism from Stuttering John? It can't

happen. Contagious as COVID, I think. I think it's cheek implants are leaking. You know, I'm looking at him and like, you brought up David Blaine. I'm like, this could be David Blaine. Just he's a rip off the prosthetics and be like, gotcha. Right. That would be awesome. All right. So, um, this is talking about, so David Blaine has this trick where he catches a bullet

and Tommy's very impressed with us in the bullet catch. Uh, he did it sound. Yeah. So he he is that real? He yes. Yes. He's literally caught a bullet. And Penn and Tyler do that too. They do a double. All right. How do you catch a bullet? Um, there's a trick. Wow. Tell me there was going to be bullets. How do you catch a bullet? Now, when you're, when my basket question, if I told you, when you're, when my basket questions, if I told you anybody could do it,

when my grandfather pulled a quarter out of my ear, was that real? Yeah. How did they get in my head? All right, so this is an interesting thing. Tommy has been in this country long enough to know that Jewish people have a lot of money, which I find odd.

This was more like getting booked for parties, events, bar, bot, mits for those kids parties. I love the bar, mits for those kids parties. Oh yeah. I pay out. Oh, he pay. Whoa. He did. So anti-Semitism is alive and well on Mars, I see.

All right. Wow. The word has gotten out even across the galaxy. What? What? God damn. All right. This is a fun joke.

I think that Vinnie, you're going to appreciate this one. What's the difference between large pizza and a professional magician? A large pizza could feed a family of four. And so time he goes, oh shit, holy shit. Yeah, he's like, is that the only difference? Holy shit. That's deep, man. I would not have known that. Wow. That's interesting. Okay. So now this is a longer clip, but Magic Jack is talking about getting booked for a trade show. Now, we've all been to trade shows. There's booth set up.

There's products that they want to show people and his job is to bring people in with Magic Tricks. Like, oh, look at this guy over here. Let's go over there and look at it. And they try to sell you shit or whatever. So Tommy, because he's always trying to relate to his guests, has to say, oh, I know what that is. And then he goes on to explain a conference, which is not a trade show.

Per se is all very confusing. And then we also have, you know, when you go to these trade shows, they have all types of giveaways, like little stress balls or a pen. And they explain what a trade show is. So a trade show is like a convention, like if you were in insurance, you'd have a conference where they'd have you know maybe

50 different insurance companies in a Convention Center and they're all trying to either get customers or Find business some way or another or Right, so it's like an event like our buddy Chris I can ever say is last name very good friend of mine like podcast you will run out like Hilton and all the conference and each room has you know speakers and everything else and then who have you know Like a magician come in you know just make it different and then who have a room with the magician and on the screen The magician's coming in at one o'clock magic magic, Jack, you know, two o'clock,

is this speaker from, you know, sure microphones at four o'clock, these arm bars, and forget the name of them all from our whatever, you know, they're going to talk at four, like something like that, right? Yeah. So that too, but also like a treat show with, um, aisles and booths. So, um, you could have like a, um, thinking of the last one that I did was a medical supply. It was like a car.

Oh, maybe. Yeah, or like, yeah, if you, I'll be old school back in the day and then I'll have eight bar cards, like, you'd have different vendors, right? Dabby, he's like, see? I'm conversing with humans right now in their language I'm totally getting away with it no one's wise to me over here he's gonna be a fucking hero what do you

lens back up this guy's had some improv classes because he yes and like a mother fucker he's incredible it times you don't need to Tommy says the dumbest shit every's like well yes yes but also the other thing that it's actually really happening really fucking good man All right, so I love it when Tommy like goes Oh, I know all about that and then goes on to explain in detail the wrong thing Yeah, and the guy just has to be polite just like well, yeah, I've been to that too. Yeah, that's also a thing I agree with you on that all right, so Apparently magic jet got booked to do the Super Bowl

Alright, so apparently Magic Jack got booked to do the Super Bowl. Now he wasn't like the half-time show. Oh, it was just like a VIP event before the Super Bowl that he performed at. But Tommy is so excited about this that he even has to interrupt him because he's so excited about it. So you got to take us through the all- Okay, and then we'll go to the rest. Yeah, yeah. No, we got to go back to when I was 12. When I got some football at the Super Bowl, so now we're going to the rest. Yeah, yeah, no, we got to go back to when I was 12 So now we got to talk I'm a big football fan to how'd you get the gig from a to Z and just take me through it all

I got I literally got contacted by the company that works with the NFL and so I got contacted by them This is maybe I want to say I'm sorry,, just for people watching. They just contacted you directly or you networked to them or they just keep bound me. They're actually. I yes. Thank you, man. Congratulations, bro. Do they have a number?

Yeah. Do they need a shooting podcaster? The next super bowl. Harrison Young level interview. Quest. Yes. I actually had a note out here, Andy. I want Harrison Young to interview Tommy from I've seen. Oh, yeah. That would be a vortex.

When you did it, stop existing after that. What you do, Harrison, show, I think what he asked you a question, you should just pick up a stopwatch and it just click it and watch him and wait. And just for, that's a good idea. Just for fun. Yeah. Maybe an egg timer. All right, Harrison, ask me those crotchets.

Fuckin' hourglass. All right. So this is really an interesting thing. So the reason why he just interrupted him was to say, do they contact you directly? I don't know why he asked that. He's talking about whether he has like an agent or a manager, I think is what he means here because listen to this dumb bullshit. They'll just pay you, you know, an average fee and then once I found out that, whoa, whoa, whoa, you know, like I'm only

getting a third of what is really, you know, you they're about. Oh, you found out about the layers. Oh, I found out about the layers to about seven months in. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. So I want you, right? Yeah. Okay. Well, there's seven guys before you and the seventh guy that I'm talking to doesn't

even know who you are. They just know your name. The sixth guy, the fifth guy, the third guy doesn't even know who you are. The second guy knows your agent. Finally, that agent gets wind that actually talks to you and then that person relays to the other six back to me and by the time it gets to me, it goes from say 300 bucks to a thousand because each one along the way are taking a piece. First, sure. And that's exactly. Sometimes, and I didn't realize we call it layers, but yeah, yeah. We don't.

It's called middleman. He's describing middleman because that's the layers I know all about that it sounds like he felt for a pyramid scheme yeah I mean he's like he was describing it yeah what he's describing isn't how gigs are bugged how you fall for shit when you get a letter in the mail and you put in a check for honor box yes I don't want to get into a systematic but all these middlemen you know you you know it's them all then the protein shakes get delivered to my driveway and you get to come do my show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's, again, he's just like Tommy was so from the room.

He wrote an entire movie about a guy's fiance cheating on with his best friend and never used the word fiance. Like, he didn't know that word. Like, this guy doesn't know middleman. So he's just like, yeah, there's like layers, right? And you have to talk to his agent. That's just a layer. I was like, well, no, that's like layers, right? And you have to talk to his agent. That's just a layer. I was like, well, no, that's not that usually works.

You have to book it through the agent. He's fascinated by that style. Sounds like you're an expert. Carl. So this guy's trying to tell about the Super Bowl audition that he had to do, but he's having a hard time getting into it. All right, back to the Super Bowl.

Cause I don't know who's listening to this. They're going to be like, man, this guy's all over the place. It's not your fault. Yeah. Magic Jack, you're losing a clown. This is not your fault, okay? Tommy is a terrible interviewer. I think he's an inverse clown.

I think the birthday clown make up makes it so we can't grow the facial hair there. And that's why he looks like that. Yeah. K-Rum in the's why he looks like that. Yeah. K-Rum in the Discord says it looks like one of the rich people in Hunger Games. The way he has his facial hair. It's pretty fucking ridiculous. All right. So now, let's talk about Tommy so excited, just because he heard the word Super Bowl.

Yeah. Literally, that's nothing to do with the Super Bowl. He's got booked for a gig. It just does all the time. And so Tommy wants to know, yeah, but what tricks did you do with the Superboy. He's got booked for a gig. It's like he does all the time. And so, Tommy, let's know, yeah, but what tricks did you do at the Superboy? Did you make Tom Brady throw an interception? Like, what was the trick?

You dig and I watch that game. What happened? If you, Superball. Superball. Okay. What tricks did you do? So I created a couple tricks, especially just for the Superbowl that were like football related.

And really just my normal, the same stuff I would do, my strolling magic stuff, magic with. You're really not gonna tell me that at the Super Bowl. Well, I mean, I did a card trick where the card ended up in my shoe. I mean, there was like several tricks. That's what I wanna know. Yeah, well, I will show you some magic here.

I'm kind of like a show don't tell with magic, you know. Wow. I mean, that's the way to do magic is to do it and not describe it. Tommy doesn't understand. He's like, no, but tell me specifically the trick that you did. Like, that's not what's impressive about magic. Yeah. I don't find someone who just came back from a magic show and go,

tell me every trick they did. Yeah, so I made somebody a draw card and then I guess that card. Isn't that amazing? I knew which card it was. It was in a sealed envelope, but I still had the card. It was amazing.

What a fucking asshole you would say, like describing a magic show. And then he pulled it out of the sleeve. Huh. Yeah, and we were all like, whoa. Pro shot, describe it in a nice and toaps song to me. Yeah. Well then we catch a bullet.

Really? Oh yeah. Yeah, we catch bullets all the time. So this is interesting because what Tommy decides to do is not have the magician who's right there across him perform tricks, rather go to his Instagram page, and show videos of him performing tricks while he sits there and watches them.

But not like zoomed in so you can see what's going on. Very small in the corner. Oh, Jesus. Of the video, we can watch his magic. If you're listening to this, make sure you go to Spotify and watch it in video format because that one got me. Yeah, that's.

So they just got done watching a trick. It's like, I don't even know how you did that. Like, well, that's how it magic works. If you did, this guy would be very good at it. And Tommy goes, you guys are going to have to want to watch this. He doesn't say go to this guy's Instagram page to watch it. No, go to the Spotify and watch the video of him watching it. Yeah.

That's what he's telling you to do here. I was looking for sleeves to see if he had sleeves on. I was looking everywhere, man. Thank you to do here. I was looking for sleeves to see if he had sleeves on I was looking everywhere man Thank you. Thank you to me. I'm watching. I can't watch myself. I'm like oh my god. It's so long It's also another good one I Can we not sit here and watch videos of myself tell me yeah, no, let's do it. Let's keep going coin trick right there on top That's pin to the left right there. I like coin trick.

Three coins. Here's one you squeeze it. I'll narrate. Poof. It's gone. Two coins left. You're eyeing the coins. There's. two coins left you're I am the coins

oh Oh, I'm the fucking you hide that and watch the last I'm watching the last one here. Oh Yeah, what that is one that's cashmere Cashmere time it doesn't get us Those of you are listening you literally just made three Disaster and I looked hard and not that on the brightest crann in the box He's at the brightest crann in the box. I've never heard that one before Pretty fun. He's got the same expression on his face like a baby when you play peekaboo.

And then you reappear and they're like, whoa, that's what he looks like. Watching this car trick in one eighth of one eighth of one eighth of the screen area of his video. He's like, you know what I liked about that trick is I couldn't figure out how you did it. Yeah. That's what people like about magic tricks.

Yeah, specifically. Yeah. All right, so now, finally, we do perform a trick live in steel. Hello. Now, I'm pretty sure Tommy doesn't know what the trick is or why it's impressive because he starts like moving on before he gets to like the big reveal part, which is hilarious. Inside here, I have some coasters.

I have a wine coaster. All right, for those of you who cannot see what I'm doing right now, we have a wine coaster. We have a beer coaster. All right, and we have a whiskey coaster. All right, in a second, I'm going to ask you to choose one of these. But I am so confident, I know exactly which one you're going to choose. I'm going to wage your 20 bucks.

This 20 bucks right here. So for those of you who can't see, yeah, I have 20 bucks right here. So I'm going to leave it right there. Just to let people know, we've never met before, correct? Correct. You act like that's a good thing Dude I happen to be a nice guy. No, I'm joking Okay, well here's the deal here's a deal so I'm gonna ask you to choose one of these could be whiskey could be beer it could be wine

You could either do two things you could pick the drink normally drink, or you could try to dip and dive and choose one you don't drink. All right. I'm so confident based on my psychotic psychic abilities. I'm not a psychic. I just think of what a mind reader may do and then do it. I'm going to bet this 20 bucks right here. Okay. So on the count of three I'm gonna snap my fingers just name one it could be whiskey beer wine but let me tell you nobody picks beer okay I

don't want to influence you choice either by saying nobody picks beer but you know what just I knew it That's what I would have been. I'm so sorry dude. You didn't win the money today But thanks for playing I knew you were gonna pick the beer. I I knew you were gonna pick the beer. That's why I I don't know if you could see this. I'm gonna turn it over. It says on the back I knew you would pick the beer

It says that here. Let's show everybody. It says I knew you would pick the beer. That's right. Now I didn't look down at that. I didn't look down. I mean once I look down, but I looked down and all through. That's pretty good. But I printed that. But I knew when you were thinking, you're probably thinking on the back of the whiskey and the wine. Well, this gives me a headache. This, you have some for at least. This is okay. Okay, well, I just find you. And I knew, because that is the only one that says,

I knew you would pick the beer. And that is the only one. That is for your business. That's the fucking magic trick, Tommy. Oh, my God. He's going through like, well, there's some whiskey I enjoy, but not all of them. A more of a bourbon guy. And I have a scotch guy. I said, no, no, there's some whiskey's I enjoy but not all of them a more of a bourbon guy

Then I have a scotch guy said no, that's not the point. That's not the point. Let it fucking finish the trick And then after this time he goes all right do that again to Brian Brian get in here And he's like well, no, I can't do it again Trick He's like I can do a different trick if you like that not impressive I mean I'm watching producer Chris make a bottle of wine disappear like every time I see what you did there

All right, so Mike This is all I can do to defend myself. This is that was my presentation. We'll have voting up to vote on who brought the worst but MSCS Tommy I could do three shows on just this one episode. There's so much certainly sucks presentation. We'll have voting up to a vote on who brought the worst, but MSCS, Tommy, I could do three shows on just this one episode. There's so much. Certainly sucks. There's so much going on here. He's not the brightest man in the box. That's true. That's what I'm thinking here. Okay. I want to do a. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. This is a cringe of the year coming in from our friends in Canada. A couple of people, couple of stroke victims. We're gonna talk to you soon.

Children. Christmas and big girls. Quack Kiz, I'm just doing my yearly call to the North Pole for Sanders Holiday Health Check. Why hello, Dr. Tam. Mrs. Claus, so good to see you again. Where did Santa go? Oh, Santa was late for snow. You'll get with the elves and reindeer.

He says it's great cross-training for snow driving. Sounds fun. Are you all set for the holiday season? Of course, I must say, Dr. Tam, it's just warm my heart to see everyone in Canada, especially kids working so hard to keep the holidays safe and cheerful for all. So am I Mrs. Claus, every child in Canada has definitely earned a place on a nice list. I had a stew! The pounds and caggles too.

It's been that tough season with lots of viruses making people sick. Thankfully, Santa and I are feeling as healthy as ever. We are both up to date with our vaccinations, including COVID boosters and flu shots. That's so good to hear. I always tell Santa to make a list and check it twice. One, stay up to date on your vaccinations. Two, wear a mask and crowd it in our places and make sure it fits nice and snug.

Three, wash your hands to the tune of jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Great advice. Great advice too. Also, you can be sure to stay at home if you're feeling sick. And if you're gathering indoors with other people or else, open a door or a window for a few minutes at a time to let in some fresh air.

The more items you check off the list, the more protected you are. Everybody knows you have a beautiful weekend. You can look at decorating a tree you need tinsel, lights, ornaments, and the star on top. The tree is at its best when all the decorations are up and nicely layered. Thanks Mrs. Claus. Happy holidays everyone! Thanks Canada.

I'm like, oh Canada. Well done Canada, now I know Wow, all right, I'm gonna go in alphabetic order, which means Andy is Up next to present what did you come in with Andy? Well, I mean you picked somebody that could actually speak in talk English. I had to go with Hot box and with Mike with Mike Tyson. All right. So, runner up. Yeah, you might have me there.

Okay, so in my clip one, this is Mike interviewing the rapper, the baby. Okay. And this is just the way he kicks it off. Basically, the way, the same way Tommy was like, just tell, who are you and what do you do? Who's your daddy? What is he, Harrison Young? Yeah, tell me everything from the beginning and just say everything

that there is going on. And I'll interrupt you if I did that. Yeah, people want to know, not me, but these other more. Welcome to another episode of Hot Box and I'm Mike Tyson. And today we have international rap superstar, the baby. Show me. Pleasant beer. Pleasant beer.

Pleasant beach and all that. They do. They do, man. So we get the name baby from people under another. Pleasin' to meet you and I'll let you in the sun. So when you get the name baby from people under the nose and how do you get the name baby? I mean, I've been the baby since the jet, like my mom and the youngest son and some of the youngest out of three boys. So, I- Everybody wanted to know.

Everybody, I know. He doesn't go, I have a question for you, he goes, yeah, this is the question everyone wants to sit out. Yeah, how did you get the name to baby? Other people. Stupid people, not mine. No, not me. I would never ask that question. I think it's stupid But people want me to ask it so I want here it is And then you know Mike doesn't just like fighting in the ring. He likes you know

It's stirring shit up and picking fights with the the producers of his show Oh, this is him throwing the dork under the bus that runs his show Hey, that man. I'm too grown for it. Man. I ain'm doing it. I'm just a little bit more about the way I'm doing it. I'm just a little bit more about the way I'm doing it. I'm just a little bit more about the way I'm doing it.

I'm just a little bit more about the way I'm doing it. I'm just a little bit more about the way I'm doing it. I'm just a little bit more about the way I'm doing it. I'm just a little bit more about the way I'm doing it.

I'm just a little bit more about the way I'm doing it. I'm just a little bit more about the way I'm doing it. I'm just a little bit more about the way I'm doing it. I'm just a little bit more about the way I'm doing it. I'm just a little bit more a difficult guy to work with. Who said that? These people over here on the show, they said we got it from, okay, damn, y'all think I'm difficult to work with. It was you, it was the one with the laptop actually brilliant. Next time I have people in the studio and I was like, by the way,

cross-deafsure and asshole. All right, what are we doing? That's a code over. Oh, who thinks I'm different? We'll go to a worker. This guy right here. This one really, really well. Why did producer Chris call you a gun?

That's hilarious. That's hilarious. Okay, now I'm sorry that if you're just listening to this because this is a little more of a visual clip. Okay, these next two you have to take note of the $10 words and the million dollar editing. How many takes did it take Mike Tyson to pronounce these in these ad reads? Okay. I'm not your confidence with the performance package 4.0 inside you'll find a holy grail

of men's gloom and items Michael Miles sure is scary but the last thing you need is to be hairy this Halloween. Okay actually this is I set that up wrong yeah that was Mike's involvement in this ad they cut to him again midway through the ad. He does the exact same ad copy all over again. It take two in the next clip. Okay. Unlock your confidence with the performing pack.

Four point, oh, inside you'll find the holy grail of men grooming items. I don't know what you guys, but I'm sold. I think everything that he says is recorded five times and then they just try and use the best taste. Well, there's probably a repeat side at the end of the sentence. Yeah, use promo code punch trunk. Okay, clip five, this is the $10 word clip. Wow.

The performance pack is 4.00 also includes a weed worker. I know the ear here, Trima, that provides proprietary skin-safe technology. They help prevent snakes, snags, and tugs. We fail English, that's impossible. There's no way he knows what he's saying. There's no possible way he understands. He does not know what proprietary. No, definitely not. And it's cruel. They're making him try to read these ad reads. It is. He's suffering clearly. It's a dick move. And how much does it cost to be a sponsor of this joke? Cause I want to send a man copy. Yeah. I think it'd be worth 10 grand. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.

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Nothing I want to talk, but he is really unpleasant to listen to There's all the grunting and snorning trying to get the end of the man. I just liked that Andy brought nine clips and five of them are just this one end of the year. Sure, yeah. Glory. And he's like, my job here. How much of the show did you watch 36 seconds? Yeah.

I just got the 10 clips though. I just can't live the entire fucking show. Can I? I know it's fucking longer than a segment. Yeah, I know. It takes forever to get to the man's game. All right, page of the half. Well, let's get let's get back to the baby then.

Okay, I picked the baby episode because of the controversy. Does anybody know the controversy surrounding the baby? Which one? All right, let's find out. Okay. 7. Listen, I mean, this happened to me too. How many times have you been canceled? I mean, I don't know.

It depends on what you can see the cancel, man. You know, I say, I say once though, maybe, you know, I say once if we, if we go in by like what you would define, it's like cancel, you know, what did they think of it? They get cancel. I mean, I don't know. I mean, even with, now I can't, it ain't like that, it ain't like that, and I can't speak on, but you know, the entire situation in itself has come from me. Yeah, speaking what people think I was speaking from perspective to where I was,

a knowledgeable to speak on it, you know, so, you know, in learning from that, like, I don't feel not as good enough to speak on it. So I'm not expecting, you know, I'm saying like, it is what it is. Oh, apology except him. Yeah, what the fuck is that male vocal phrase? Yeah, the vocal phrase, I can't believe you. I'm just kidding.

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did kill a teenager at a Walmart and claimed it was self-defense. Really? That's why we do such a no-ice cancel, like, which one? DeBaby's on a lot of crazy fucking shit. Was it the Tampa Walmart on Dale Mayver? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't understand. I have a friend who's been there before, so it's pretty nuts. Okay. That makes sense. So this next clip is,

my Mike Tyson interview fail into a rap fail. We had an opportunity firstly because of the home girl. I break it down to who's home girl. You check right there. Break it down for me. Oh, man. So you'll be reading this screen. No, no, you'll read this screen. Break it down. I thought he would talk about you. No. Check right there Oh

I thought he would talk about you She's involved too, but right now is the chicken mag Look I was Okay, cool I'm thinking you talk about her like Please I ain't gonna read it when I sit it man. I don't write music down. I just come right off the top Yeah, you did they read it on beat rap it on beat like please but I'll be right, please. They'll be right there. I swear to God. Please wrap it, Mike. I'm gonna fucking watch this. Get that. Wrap it, man.

Wrap it, man. Oh, I can't do this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, these things.

Oh, it's a tummy above. But they look like the lyrics to a song I put out. Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. What a compelling interview. Seriously. By the way, Andy, I'm actually kind of enjoying this. I know you're trying to get the worst of 2020, but I'm like, this is kind of funny. I mean, it's a little fascinating.

It's so funny. It's so bad, it's funny. It's got to be. Yeah, all right. Last one. This is Mike Tyson explaining fascism to all of us. Oh good. Finally, somebody understands it. I don't know. My take on black ballin is that you fucked up. Nobody's fucking with you.

Yeah, that's what black ballin is. What's that word that can I use? Fascist. Yeah, you know what? Cause like Italy and Italy and Germany like in the 40s, 20s. 40ss 20s What is what if they didn't like it? They say a country they like me like me like Puma didn't like me. So the government the sporting world, the financial world, all of them workers co-hosts. So if you they get mad or you order them to get mad so you can't get a job and you start to death. Right. So that's what they're trying to do to you. That's black boiling. You know, that's what happened.

That's like pretty much black boiling. You have experienced that. Now I got it. You know, that was way closer than I thought it was gonna be from him. Like it really was closer than I guess. I thought he was to say like, fast is like, where are you wearing a nice suit?

Right. Yeah. I got my Yeezy's on. I'm fascist. Yeah. Got a nice suit. Right. Yeah. Right. I got my Yeezy's hat. I'm fascist. I got a cool hat. He said, he said, Italy and Germany. I was like, all right, that's pretty good. It's pretty good.

How many times did that get explained to him though before he actually got it? No, the 40s, the 20s, the Gitt Italy. The Gitt Italy. Yeah, no, that works. Anyway, that's hot box in the night. Hot box in with Tyson. Wow, that's hot box in my box and with Tyson Wow, that's that's some fun stuff That's words to the year

Pritzker Chris, did you bring in any podcast today? Pardon me sir. All right. Well, you're next in the alphabetical order right? So I'll watch you take it away. What did you bring for us today? I don't know if you guys remember this guy Cameron Sully Sullivan Oh, oh not a second. I think I remember it That's right I've jacked up now everyone Come the fuck down. He's about to start talking all right

Checked out the latest. this is the Christmas special two, wherein he brings in a guy from the retro-tainment recast, Greg G-Man Flanagan. I thought you guys were gonna go nuts there. That's the guy's, wow! Really? That's a guess. And back to the theme, I like this,

where there's a disclaimer at the beginning. Why is listener discretion advised? Of course you should be listening to this show. There's a good question. It is so vanilla. Let's just get into why I like this guy. They're like, put some value on your time. Why are you doing this right now?

Read a book. What are you doing this right now? Read a book. What are you doing? Right. It actually is good work. Yeah. Yeah, right. Talk to your kids.

Go play ball. Do something. Has you ever even kissed a girl? Right. Good point. This guy has not. And I actually, I wanted to do hot box, and I thought was gonna be the I thought was the worst of the year all around What with a celebrity but this guy's violations being this far into his

Podcast career. Yeah, let's just let's just start with how he starts the show right now the gate boom All right from Retro payment recast I solely got Greg. Man Flanagan here tonight. How are you? We don't our cars haven't exploded and it's not yet Christmas, so I think we're good Well, don't mention to see where yet. No, here we are with a Christmas themed episode talking about the weapon franchise and Christmas themed episode. Talking about the weapon franchise and just place in pot culture, ups and downs of the whole saga. So talking about the weapon franchise.

And back that up there because of the pop culture, he is explaining what they're going to do and you cannot make it out one more time. Now, here we are with a Christmas themed episode. Talking about the weapon franchise and just place in pot culture, Here we are with a Christmas themed episode talking about the weapon franchise and Splacing pop culture Upside down to the whole saga right that is the lethal weapon franchise that they're gonna discuss and why a Christmas

Well There is a Christmas tree in one of the scenes and I think it's in the first movie and if one more person mentions that die hard It's a fucking Christmas movie, I'm canceling Christmas. Oh shit. Alright, that's getting serious right now. Why is this sound like Sully's mom woke him up? Come on. Yeah. He's not by you.

Oh shit. Okay. He's no energy. Broken, mumbling, slurring. He sounds as clear as debati. Yeah, or Tommy. I don't know what kind of Jack he is but it's not jacked off there has not been one host of a show that is

fucking coherent no today you're right that seems to be the theme right now that's the worst of 22 all right so here's some engaging with his co-host the G-man not the Z-man so flanaganagan, you've been a Joel Sober, Richard Donner guy for a while, I guess. Oh, absolutely. Richard Donner is a machine and he just pumped out great movie after great movie. Yep.

Yeah. Yep. Would they sober up, hewsy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even know know that would sound like? Right.

So here's more of the same. This one, I think, is my favorite response to his co-host. Check it out. I wear from the goonies to this. Like, he just, it was just golden era for him, really, wouldn't that? Mm-hmm. This is going great. Oh, wow. And from the same collection, this is actually Hmm

Wow and from the same collection This is actually my favorite late 80s early 90s was just golden exactly Unfortunately, Danny passed away there was a two or three years ago just about and Because I think to his talks that he was gonna come back back into a fifth one of these. Yeah, and now they're like, oh, it's like when Carl on the rare occasion gets political. And I'm like, sure. Yeah, what? Huh? Sure. Yeah. Just like you said, right? On the rare and every occasion. Again, this is the latest episode of the Christmas special. You can drop the needle anywhere and you get more of what we're hearing, but this is the violation of talking over each other. And I don't think it's a technical difficulty. There's no delay or lapse. Very manic dialogue. Very good on like that. Yeah, I'm at least they brought the energy. Yeah, you know I don't care about what they're talking about. I feel like I'm excited about it. Yeah, I feel like I'm right there. Yeah, exactly

Right. It's like I'm hanging off a couple of friends of mine Who have overdosed on ketamine The K-hole show. Coming up next. There are definitely more interesting conversations and opium dens. Let's see this one. I thought I had a dated reference. We've more convinced the opium dens. A thousand percent.

B more funny. All right. We got Sally. This one is no context, but at the end of this Well, let's just it is kind of interesting how like they used to be fun as a teen young adult now There's times where I'm like I just can't it's just too much action. There's just I don't you think everything is too much action for this guy settle down everybody He's gonna past my bedtime. Just guys thoughts.

He's so bad at this. He's so bad at this. Any podcast like three or four times a week, you have to get better at shit when you just do it over and over again. I know. You think accidentally you'd say something interesting once in a while. Like, yeah, that was a percent. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. What else we got? This one's labeled no conviction. I don't remember what it is. Okay. Yeah. Because the first one still holds up pretty well, I think. I really would tell to get this one's labeled no conviction. I don't remember what it's like. Yeah, because the first one still holds up pretty well, I think. Amazing. Wow. All right. So they go talking about Joe Pesci's character in the franchise

Leo Gatz. I don't know if you guys remember that. Let's go to this. Hi, I don't know how the character kind of came to be. If I mean, it's interesting seeing him in a typical kind of movie, but and I didn't find him really annoying growing up, but then again, I didn't find a lot of annoying characters that are now clearly annoying growing up. So I mean, well, that's retarded. What the fuck was the point of that? Why did you say growing up twice?

Yeah, yeah. And I think you threw it in the wrong place there. It's like a time for the uninitiated episode 295 of WATP. And 3.30 when we are re-reviewed it, you can check out more on how he doesn't get talking or words or how to spell Jimmy Hendrick. Or some good stuff there. Yeah.

Let's wrap up this package with a question. Who can forget, you know, Ali Yong, who's later plays the terrorist who lead in the crunch bar and die hard now in torturing Gibson and then who could forget that? You kind of have to know it first and then remember. I hate this fucking show. Finally, last you think Cameron is a total doormat. They're certain people like you see where they start and then they're in B-rated and then they become really big. They take a look at Jennifer Anderson, she started in Leopardcump. I think it's like that. I mean, Leonardo DiCaprio started in critters tree. Oh, well, and things, you know, the caprio still contrast.

Zing. Wow. I didn't know there was a critters tree. I've never heard of that. That movie. Also when he brought up leprechaum, did he coast tie with her? In my forgot, I remember because I was there. Yeah, I know.

Well, that is my worst of 20. All right. I do remember seeing the leprechaun I know. Well, that is my worst of 22. All right. I do remember seeing the leprechaun tree video. Well, right, yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna get his gold. So that brings us to crotch then. All right, so I wasn't gonna sit

and do the same tired bit year after year and bring in the same podcast. So I listened to it. The worst podcast. It's just easier. I listen to the worst podcast that exists right now. It's a highly rated, highly popular comedy show. It's called two bears one game boy, and it's fucking terrible. This one's rough. My number one is then beginning the show talking about porn and fucking whatever the fuck house. There is no

context. Okay. painting the show talking about porn and fucking whatever the fuck else there is no contacts okay fucking Liam and never let me do that right I would love that I would love that because you said that you bring up stuff and she's like no no no no that's not gonna happen that's on that right now that right there that ain't going to happen I'm gonna tell you right now no no no no no not my coot or no, no, we ain't doing that at a at a at a at a cracker. But you want me to have no get out of grab him? No, but yeah, you're my she's your wife. That's my wife. Oh boy.

So we got comedians, Berkreicher, Tom Segura talking about absolutely multiple times a month, and it's fucking excruciating. Do you say comedians? They self-described, I don't know, allegedly, in giant quotation marks. So, in my next clip, they bring up the topic that takes up the bulk of this hour and a half fuck fast of a show. I should really direct a milk porn.

You really should. I should direct, there's a lot of things I'm really dropping the ball in my career. I think if you put out a plea right now, there's a porn company that would let you direct. I wanna do, I wanna do an only fan site for real. You can do it sometimes. I get a good picture of myself

and I wanna post it naked and I think I could get some legit. I don't know if I get money. How much money do you think I'd make from an only fan site? Zero, we've all seen you naked. Yeah, it's not funny, it's not fun. I know what this guy is with his exhibitionism. No one wants to see his body. He spends, I mean, an hour of this 90-minute show talking about his dick. I want to show it, I want to photograph. I'm

much money, I mean, it's just, it's endless and not if it's funny. No, none of it's even close to funny. It's not even a neighborhood of funny. Did they have a whole Netflix show that was just him getting naked in a cabin or something? Probably, I don't fucking know. You've watched all those, yeah. So in this next clip, two things. It's two jokes about how dumb Bert is. One is intentional, one is not.

The second thing is this is their edit, not mine, and it's just weird, I don't know. Do we, can we get, can you log into her only fans? Let's see what she's got Her name is bad Barbie. I thought it was bad bunny bad baby. Baby. Who's bad bunny? He's a Puerto Rican regga talk for the wrong only fans Jesus 19 year old Who did she rape bad bar. Oh rapper rapper what what does have a crush he's reading the Wikipedia yeah he sees the word

rapper he says she's a rapper who did she write oh rapper and then in a show of Grammy award-winning rapper And even if they had a crappy for that he signed up for the wrong only fans But he's still jerked off and they're talking about the cash me outside girl from Dr. Pearl is no bad baby or Barbie or whatever the fuck She makes a call over a ton of money. She does and she's a rapper turns out And in a show that starts off with having an orgasm and a cracker barrel. Yeah, the word rapes off the table I mean, I don't I literally I don't understand but you can make it out It's not like they bleeped it. I could still hear like let's just bring it down like 70 bees that no one will know

I don't get it coach. He's thinking in paragraphs. I guess yeah, exactly be careful guys the host is retired Oh wait, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I messed up So then they get a little bit on. They have one of the guys in the studio explain Twitch to them, the online service Twitch, but then it instantly gets derailed by one of the dumbasses in the room. Just what's the thrill of watching somebody game? There's a couple reasons. Like I know if I ever started a new game and like, I'm like, oh, I'm dog should at this. I want a good player plays. Okay. So that makes it. Or you just really like their personality. There's multiple reasons. I love when people explain stuff to you and you're like, oh, that does make sense. Yeah, yeah, because I'd

be like, oh, I just want to play the game. Why would I watch somebody play the game? Back to bad Barbie. Let's see her fucking it only fans. You can't have a conversation. I know. Anytime they even scrape the surface of something that might be an interest in conversation, boom, just derailed back to the bulls. So there's a multi-billion-dollar industry of people playing video games online. It doesn't make sense to me. Well, here are two reasons why they exist. Oh, okay. Great. Can we go back to the porn place? So now listen, there's a fucking lot of this in this episode. I've spared you guys most of it. But you guys know how much I love old men

Scrolling through Google and there's a lot of that and there's literal turn right okay click that okay Okay, it's page up. It's just it's endless. It's fucking ganglion Now we got old men scrolling through only fans. Oh boy. Oh, jeez Okay, let's see this bad Barbie baby baby same same Okay let's see this bad Barbie baby baby same same okay Let's see post Well, no, you it's gotta be bad baby. Yeah, exactly But hi baby

I Say it again You're like a bad baby Okay I know his jokes structure. There we go. That's her. No, that's not her. Who is that go back to her? That exasperated size yeah, Tom's a girl. He's like how I feel to what's the fucking point in this? We just spent 10 minutes talking about this one particular check then we're going through and you're like no no no click on that other Check she's wait. I don't know. I know they should do. I don't want to give them pointers are doing better than I am They should have peanut butter on the ruddy just go go, hey, Bert, it's a peanut butter.

Yeah, why don't you do that for a minute, you know, this'll keep you occupied. You will be on the talk for a little while. Keep it on poison peanut butter. I didn't say that. And they should do like Mr. Ed, just film him meeting the peanut butter and then edit in someone talking

and it'll be fucking great. Someone is interesting. Yeah. Well, no, they do interesting shit. I lied about the Googling, we're gonna do some more Googling. I called this one, Google images penis interesting. Yeah. Well, no, they do interesting shit. Um, I lied about the Googling We're gonna do some more googling. I called this one Google images penis on okay Is he posing dude? I'm certainly is I don't know who he is to be honest with you I'm assuming late leaked image of his genitals generals want viral. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see

Okay, whose real name is he, what does he do? He's not. Tag is a rapper. Rapper. Has he older? That's the gazing I've ever heard of my entire life. That's him? Yeah.

He's gotta have a peace on him. Yeah, the type in is dick. That's it. That's the gazing I've heard of. That's Tommy Lee's dick. Tommy Lee Shava and only fans type remove only fans. He's a fag. And that's the payoff by the way. One of them snorts into the microphone after seeing a penis on the internet and then they all this

60-year-old man's dick you guys can make it out only fans that a thing Probably And look we beat this into the fucking ground, but there was so much laughing on this fucking show. Yeah, 5'7, look at that. So he's 5'7. Okay. Okay, that goes to his belly button.

Right? Yeah, we would reach his belly button. My dick reaches my belly button. Okay. Not now. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Got to go around the corner! Hahaha.

I don't think it's funny. What the fuck is going on right now? I can't even fathom how low your IQ would have to be to be entertained by this fucking garbage. It is so stupid. It is stupid people having a stupid conversation about nothing at all. For 90 minutes at a time. It's fucking, you're not a shock, man. Crush, they were able to replace Josh Potter.

And they found someone else who would laugh at nothing just as loud as Josh used to, though, like, this is the way to show business. Left hysterically, anything Bert Kreischer says. And the guy screams at the top of his lungs. Yeah, I cannot wrap my fucking brain around it. anything Bert Christor says. And the guy screams at the top of his lungs. Yeah. I cannot wrap my fucking brain around it. Then for some reason, for some reason, and I can't explain,

I listen to this whole fucking show, we get into a discussion about the state of modern hip hop. We start evaluating individual rappers and things. It's 250 year old like guys who are talking about the latest and greatest hip hop artists. Then we get into the authenticity debate about modern white hip hop artists. Somebody has gang tats, right? And you go, oh, you're in a gang.

And then there's people who have similar tats. And they're like, these look cool. It's like, no, you don't get to have those. It kind of feels like a version of that. Speaking that way, where it's so pronounced, but she's not dropping a little slang. It's like a hundred percent, what's considered what's called AAVE, right?

African American vernacular English. So these dudes are asking if these people are black enough? I mean, I'm like, holy shit, what the fuck is going on? So they're having a serious philosophical discussion. And of course, in the two bears, one cave tradition, the discussion continues and stays right on the rails. Certain grammatical things come together.

It's like Madonna, when she started doing a British accent. Sort of, sort of, yeah. They're like almost totally. Well, I mean, she went there totally well. I mean she went there Man, but I'm gonna go hard in the pain that kind of Instagram. She should do only fans. She should do only fans People people do naturally do that when they moved to other countries though, but she dialed it up But that's different than what we're talking about here because What we're talking about here is like a this is definitely more

Forced can we do a deep fake only fans or I get fucked in the ass and why don't you do it for real? Oh, good call. Good call. Why would I spend the money on a deep fake? Uh oh, retarded alert. Retarded alert class. Now the mistake Tom makes is when he goes, well what we're talking about here.

No, you're not talking about anything. Not a time I have. You might be having a coherent thought, but you're talking to a fucking idiot who just wants to talk about As fucking for some reason I wish I'd go back to try to name all the presidents That was a good bit. Oh Jesus Anybody else completely appalled at the thought of Madonna doing an only fans Madonna is awful to look at fucking Tommy looks better than Madonna right now. That's gross Thank you. Yes

Madonna is on Instagram trying to be hot and That should be banned if anyone's banned from social media. It should be Madonna Well the pictures on Instagram are more an oil painting than they are a photograph at this point Wow, I mean, yeah, she's got a sweaty. Well, no Filters on those things are why? All right, then we get into some fucking COVID talk. Let's go. All right, let's do it.

Did I tell you about my theory about little people not getting COVID? So the number of little people that have gotten COVID is drastically low. Really? Like 0.01%. No, no. Yeah, little people not gotten covid and it's because people talk over them so the germs fight over their head

Google it Google it are they recording this in Arkham asylum and by the way I didn't boost the laugh from that one that's just the way this fucking show sounds okay so little people can't catch covid because gravity doesn't exist and germs just float out in the air so now for some reason they decide to fact check something now there's two stages of this clip stage one they're fucking royally pissed at the guy who's googling because he's been googling wrong all day long yeah and then second they find the fact check about this and just stay tuned for the end because it's the greatest fucking deflation I've ever heard a guy little people just write the fucking M words get the thing out

It's a kid's they're never gonna fucking do it if you fucking Dwarfs or something man Jesus He's so fucking bad today Okay, oh it's far more deadly never mind He's so fucking bad today. Okay. Oh, it's far more deadly, never mind. Yeah, it's actually worse. It's actually worse. Never mind. Never mind. You know what, that point, 0.1%. I just made that up.

That was actually horse shit. And then, now he's just discovered, it's good that he doesn't have a microphone in front of him and thousands of people listening to it. He's just discovered, holy shit, I don't know anything about anything. Yeah, so now we're gonna do even more medical talk. Good I love when you find something out like that where you go. Oh shut up I never thought about that like now they're saying her piece calls cancer. No, you hear that? No, no I think Joe told you that I don't remember that. Yeah, we were when we were doing a podcast

He said her piece causes cancer. Curious cancer. Cures cancer. That's a causes cancer. Yeah Jesus Christ He's actually right to laugh this time It was the herpes Vaxi virus vaccine, which is a touch of the virus But if a midget sucks your herpes, they could cure it. Yeah, that is true. You gotta use duck duck go. But that is true. You can look that one up. So the herpes vaccine or virus, either cures or causes cancer, one of

those eight combination producer Chris, I think I'm right about. They probably should have researched that one. You probably should have researched that one. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm so angry, I fucking hate the show, so bad. But it also encourages people like Patrick Michael, who thinks like, oh, I can do a show like this. Well, yeah, you can. Anyone can. That's the problem with shows like that, is it encourages retards to get into podcasting?

What am I complaining about? That's how I make a living. God, I'm terrible. Sure does. You are up next, my friend. Well, as the two-time, two-time, two-time worst of the year champion. Oh, boy.

I just want to tell you, folks, that I believe in coming to the dance with Hubrunga. Yep. And here we go, folks. Would you hit my theme for today, Carl? Oh, you didn't know? Yes. What the fuck? Tom Myers?

He's talking about it. We're gonna play a game, guys, because you know what? The best way to prove how terrible Tom Myers is is to dissect some of these jokes. Alright, so since you got Cardiff to do your intro, can I bring him on the show right now? No. No Cardiff? Yeah, I bring Cardiff and I if I love card if card if what's up, buddy? Hey, so card if it's standing

Yeah, no, I can hear card if it's standing in front of a picture of me at rigley field with my parents at a Cubs game when I was probably six or seven years old I was a cute kid I can make out with That was a cute kid We all get older card if we all get older all right So folks the way this game works is really simple I'm gonna play you guys the punchline of a Tom Myers monologue joke and you guys have to guess what the fuck He was talking about now get the cast the setup got it's like jeopardy. Yes, right?

Okay, I'm gonna give you the answer the setup. Got it. That's like jeopardy. Yes. Right, okay, I'm gonna give you the answer and you have to guess what this is about. Okay, sounds like that. So, producer Chris, would you keep score for me? I have to write down setups. No, all you have to do is just like, because there's five of these.

No one's gonna get any of these at the rate. All right. Punch line number one, Carl, go right ahead. All right. Because the ghosts are the ones wearing the white hoods. She's because the ghosts are the one wearing the white hoods. Yeah, I mean, it's I notice. Probably do.

All right, Cardiff, go ahead. What are you thinking of as Cardiff? The Scooby-Doo Republican convention. Okay, okay. You know what? Cardiff is damn fucking close. She damn close. It is about go ahead, Carl. Play the play the side.

I don't know if I have a gas on that. Yeah. Clue, Klex, Klan, Halloween party. Okay. Yeah. Let's say on news, Max, anchor Eric bowling went on a meltdown over the Scooby Doo character, Velma being gay. Hey, Eric, even if she wasn't a cartoon, you wouldn't stand a fucking chance with her even if she was straight. He probably wouldn't go for Velma anyway because as a newsmax anchor, Eric Bowling is against people who fight ghosts because the ghosts are the ones wearing the white hoods.

Anybody want to talk to me more about pressure? Be terrible comedy? Anybody got anything else they want to talk to me more about pressure be terrible comedy anybody got anything else I want to say to me Whoa He wrote that down and said this is good enough. This is good enough for the show if I diagram that joke out it would take me four pages Ladies and gentlemen this game is ridiculous. Let's keep a moving car. Did you know that Republicans are all racist and white supremacists? Good one, Tom. Good one.

Waka, waka. Pretty good stuff. All right, hit number two punchline. It's a living hell. It must be like being Jamal Kashoggi as you're being cut apart by the bone saw and the perpetrator doesn't realize that you aren't quite dead. God, I remember this joke. I can do it.

What the punch, what the set up is for that? It's so bad. Do you ever remember we played it on the show? There's so many, the problem here though is like, I just want to say about this punch, Ryan. The fucking words time for Christ sake, you could turn some of these thoughts into something servicible. It's for you just like, yeah, I felt like a Kishogi when they brought out the bone saw.

Right. You could make this a funny joke. Yeah. You just suck so bad at structure. Yeah, listen to that again. Listen to how he explains this. It's a living hell. It must be like being Jamal Koshogi as you're being cut apart by the bone saw and the perpetrator

doesn't realize that you aren't quite dead. You didn't need that part of the end because it's not the funny part. Yeah. If there was a funny part, that would not have been it. Cros, what is it? You got this? What is it like listening to Tom Myers? Okay. Okay. That could be it. Any other guesses? All right. Hit me up, Carl. Hey, I'm we're bad at this game. Carter, if you have a guess on this one? No, okay. The Supreme Court denied Donald Trump's request to review a lower court's ruling, barring a special master to look at

the document seized at Mar-a-Lago. This is the same special master who refused to do exactly what Trump wanted. Now they ruled Lindsey Graham has to testify as to what he knew about efforts to overturn the 2020 election in Georgia. You have to feel sorry for Trump's legal team. I can't do it. I didn't get that one. How did I forget that? What the fuck is wrong with me?

I should have had that one. Trump's legal team is Kishogi. Yes. Okay. It must be a living hell to be on Trump's legal team. I swear to God, I couldn't even follow that. That was... I mean, talk about thinking in paragraphs.

This guy thinks in fucking essays. I gotta tell you guys, to go through these is way easier when you're just pulling the punchlines and going backwards because to try to listen to this straight through, it's fucking unbearable. What's funny too, is when you grab your cursor, okay, there's the punchline, and then you go back, I don't know, 10 seconds, I always just said. Oh, no, no, 10 more. Yeah.

Exactly. Exactly right. Here's your 38 seconds bag. Okay, this is where I finally fucking starts. If I, if I recall, this next one is my favorite. Okay, this is the setup for, or the punchline for three. Yeah. In other words, we record this podcast on a Wednesday. It goes out on a Thursday and my Patreon subscribers are lucky enough to know whether or not I wear pants when I record these. He did the pants joke again. He did the pants joke again. He did the pants joke again. But okay, any guys as to what this joke is about.

It's going to be something about how he turns on the video feed before the show starts for Patreon. Is it what else could it be? I don't know. Anything, anyone? What else could it be? Oh, do I just need to continue to prove that this is the worst podcast on the planet? Done for the week. This game is so hard. Yeah, what's that, Cardiff? Well, again, because Tom Random, Tom Random, Tom Myers is very random. This could be about diehard being the greatest Christmas movie of all time. God damn it. All right. I hope it is.

Just a fucking producer Chris. Let's find out former Congresswoman and presidential candidate. Chelsea Gabbard released a video saying the Democratic party no longer represents what she believes. In other words, we record this podcast on a Wednesday. It goes out on a Thursday, and my Patreon subscribers are lucky enough to know whether or not I wear pants when I record these. Correct. Stop it. This was what is this best of episode, Carl. This was episode 59. You edited that together. No. It was not the setup for that. Yes, it was. No way. Yes, it was. Why?

Context an idiot. What does that mean? What the fuck for that. Yes it was. There's no way. Yes it was. Why? Context an idiot. What does that mean? What the fuck does that mean? Why? Sir, did I win yet? Should I win yet? Shame on me for bringing a show that was fun. Like, heads of better game and family.

You guys are just like fucking shit all of a sudden. Where the fuck's my trophy? All right, well, I'm gonna get one of these. Let's, let's go to the room. No, you are not. To which Dr. Oz responded, now they tell me. To which Dr. Oz responded, now they tell me. You lost to a retard.

Ah! Ah! Let's see, anyone have any other guesses? An old video surface of now Pennsylvania Senate candidate, Dr. Mehmet Oz, claiming that medical students were required to taste different types of urine. And in response, just about every doctor on Twitter came out and said, no, that doesn't happen. It's not true. Medical students are not required to taste urine to which Dr. Oz responded. Now they tell me mental illness can literally drive you crazy. So here's the thing I want to say, that again, it is a joke. There is a joke there, but what the fuck with the words?

I know the worst broadcast ever would have been a decent joke if he would have gotten to it. Just boom, hit it and go. Yeah. Exactly correct. That's why I picked that one. I was just like, just a perfect example of even when he has something, he doesn't have anything.

All right. All right. Vinnie, yes sir. I think for next year, I think you should rewrite Tom Myers jokes. Yes. Punch him up for this next year, Vinnie. Yes.

There's not enough fucking money in the world to give me to sit down and punch these up. Actually, there is. Maybe a dabble con. You should do time Myers set. We'll put it on the Wheel of Consequences. All right. We're going to have a dabble. Oh, there should be like a dabble con sequencer.

And then you're spinning the wheel on Monday. It should be. Guys, I need you to go to the creep off stuff right now. I brought a good creep this week. No, we didn't. The only toy I could see putting in one of those is a hamburger or gang bang DVD. Okay, first of all, top.

A DVD is not a toy. That's the funniest joke he's ever told me. That's, I have to hear that again. Okay, what the son of this? That's pretty funny. The only toy I could see putting in one of those is a hamburger gang bang DVD. Those words don't belong together.

Is there something about it unhappy, Neil? Yeah. McDonald's just announced a traumatized children happy. Yeah. Okay, you guys are- Trump bought it for a football team. You guys. Okay, you guys are brought it for a football team. You guys are all you guys are close. This is the closest punchline

that relates to the actual joke right here. So go ahead. McDonald is going to offer happy meal toys for adults. The only toy I could see putting in one of those is a hamburger gang bang DVD. So bad. You win. You win. Okay, but hold on.

I just want to point out fucking things. He a DVD is not a toy. There's so many better jokes you could do there. I mean, you could do like birdies, it'll be like it can be sex. So sex you want to a grimace but what is that toys? Correct. That's why mom told me when I put those out of the same thing, I was like, I'm Adelbees like it could be sex toys. So sex you were gonna for a grimace but what is that toys? Correct, so that's why mom told me when I put those on the Santa wish list. Mm-hmm. It's not a toy car

I think it comes here at the instant that you just go to a cup game taking a embarrassing picture I like how they took that picture by the way, Cardiff. We want to see if I can find the papus. I want to see if the papus is in the picture, whereas Bob had to carry him around. Oh, right, guys, I was able to walk. I was able to walk as a child. All right. One more. Here we go. What happened is an adult. Let's see what more. Here we go. If only to play Kate, all of the whole. Let's go. Here we go.

If only to play Kate all of the new and bold and post Elon Musk Twitter followers. That's a punchline. That is a punchline. I don't know. I have no idea. Let's find out. I know he doesn't like Elon Musk. If only to play Kate all of the new and bold and post Elon Musk Twitter followers. Elon Musk Twitter fun to embolden. All right, let's find out. Here we go.

With Republicans all but certain to take the House of Representatives, their first act will surely be to vote on whether to include racial slurs in the Pledge of Allegiance. If only to placate all of the new emboldened post Elon Musk Twitter followers. You could have ended with the setup. They're going to add racial search in the budget leaders. That's a funny concept right there. I can actually think of how to change the budget leaders.

I can say it on this show. I'll tell you that. I'll tell you after the show. I'm hard for the ad. Do you know who's over? The sub was funnier than anything he's ever said. Do you know how we were trying to explain earlier how Tommy just doesn't have a grasp on the English language?

Yeah. Tommy Reis just does not have a grasp on what humor language. Yeah. Yeah. Tom Myers just does not have a grasp on what humor is. No, not in the slightest. He can't figure it out. He's like a fucking alien doing experiments. He keeps trying, though, which I like that about him. He's not giving up. So he put out last week episode number 59, which was best of part three, and then last night.

That's the funniest thing, but some parts are... Well, you know, it's funny here that that. There's so much that's the best. We couldn't get into one part. Episode 60, best of parts four. They came out last night that I was listening to. And I think he fucked up, is that it either because some of the same jokes that were in 69, are in 60. Or maybe there aren't four parts of best out for this guy.

Yeah, maybe not. He also said how trilogies work. Even I don't have an eagle that big. Todd Byers is the worst ladies of gentlemen. Thank you. Let's go for the hat trick. Let's just end this now. Well, we will have the voting up. You've now heard everyone's presentation. I have something that I want to play for everyone.

This just came in. It's a Cardiff parody song. I don't even think the Cardiff has heard this one, but it's pretty good. I think you're going to enjoy this. I'll be your potato Yeah In my brother's fucking mouth all day Yeah I eat that potato I want, yeah From the oven into my mouth There

I'm gonna eat potato All day, yeah I don't care what you're fucking Say, baby Give me some sugar Yeah, what you fucking say, baby? I'll give you some sugar, yeah So sweet potato with my motherfucking mouth now Gonna do me, gonna eat your potato all day Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, your potato please, to me, young A la la la la, me, young, I'm not getting enough, you're not getting enough. Yeah.

Now it's funny again. That's fucking hilarious. Wow. I've already reached out to Michael Poeplock. Do I need to start a card of electric parisac, God, that's just based on the card of electric theme song. That's it. Because that card of electric theme song. That's pretty good right there. Well, if you do, the instrumental version is on my Patreon. Okay. Good. So kind of. Sign up today.

Very good. And actually, I did reach out to Michael Polpock. I just found out today that Michael Polpock actually follows me on Twitter. Oh, for real? Yes. Everyone loves you. It's so annoying. Alright, I hate what Appa did. Those smiles. I mentioned, I mentioned that we're going to wrap up the Chad Zumaq song parody contests on today's episode. It's time to mock Zumaq. It's time to mock. Zuma. All right, so we all, including Cardiff, we have to judge this and figure out which is the best. I'm not doing top three anymore. It's it's I'm not going to tell. So I'm just doing

it. Number one, who's the winner of the Chad Zuma, exotic parody contest? Uh, I don't know if this is entered into that. This just came in. This is a brand new one. Good life, every good night. You're a hot one. The whole. Cause you don't even know. I can't take your hands. Clap. I can't.

Can't. Can't. Can't. Somebody save you so good. You been sending. Not bad. I can't make your hands clap. Bravo.

Yes. That one came in from Paul W. Thank you, Paul W. All right. Here we go. These are my favorites that came in. We're not going to play the whole thing, but just to refresh everyone's memory. Tony Musgrat, who has a couple of the finals here, came in with Tampa Roads. Almost heaven, planet fitness, rooting through lockers, duffel bags of rich kids. Camera blind spots, makes my income grow, can't leave the state of Florida I'll never see the snow credit cards they make me hard when I hear catch your charge all right so that's a little refresher on that one that's a pretty good one and then this one, fantastic Dave from Canada, who always kills it.

Good friend of the show. you get a fast car that goes out after another minute. That's the right length of that though. That's a great one because it's talking about that fake car crash that Z evoc free sensing out of two. By the way, how quickly do that grift go away? When he's like, yeah, the person who hit us doesn't have insurance and I'm in the hospital and so is she and everyone made fun of it.

It's like, I haven't heard a thing about that said. Yeah, just like how John's cancer charity patient. Yeah, we've never, we've never got to follow up on the chemo. I assume he, I assume he met all his goals and his, his donation goals and paid all his bills, right? Of course. Okay. All right.

This one came in from Ben Hilton. Ben sent in a few. I thought this one was the best. Wow! Chad Zuma's making soccer counts! I saw Zuma make it sign in counts. I can't get signed in cash To bolster up his Twitter just last night He thought that I'd believe People like his comedy

And also wouldn't notice all those strange credit card fees All right, so I saw you I made suck accounts. I actually did not hear that would be for I really like that one great. It's really good This one was just a voicemail. I even know to give credit for but a voicemailer said it this one You feel 16 cards what do do you get? The time in jail and deeper in debt. Well, old Mr. Zuma, don't you feel a fool at least you were voted the coolest in school. Good heart. Perfect. Perfect. Yeah. Perfect lengths. Yeah. Multiple punch lines. Get out. I like it. Okay. My favorite so far Yeah, this one is also fan-fucking-tastic Do the lights shine bright are the chairs in place

We're gonna have at least nine people in this place When the Z-man's here They'll be no laughs or cheer When I'm bombing in the club tonight Chrissy Frank and Carl and the steel tow guy Oh, you haters better kiss your fans Goodbye, cuz the soon-dead mind I turn them every time When I'm bombing in the club tonight

Showtime now is getting nearer, why's nobody here? If only I had Jim Brewer or Aresha Fear First I'll drink eight beers then I'll store some coke It took all night to write another warmer joke That's Gregory said hyzer with a bombing in the club today, which is Fantastic they got the biggest laugh out of it I love tonight, which is fantastic. They got the biggest laugh out of me. I'm a whole bunch of holy shit.

It's really good. All right, another one from Tony Muscrap. And I entered this one in to the finals. Because I thought, I thought Kroge would appreciate the source material on this one. One, two, three. He's not a man who can leave his state Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I'll fat the beach Men with the dry bar special tweeting people from his all to count Making fun of compound media yet he calls in every day

Doesn't understand on your comedy special you shouldn't be doing Florida human That's on foot You shouldn't be doing Florida human That song voice All right Happy this is an avax card. Oh, is that one that's a great nice all right two more this one This one came in from Adam Thoreau and Thoreau who contributes quite a bit to the show. And he sent in a no-effects parody song. I like the thought of stealing credit cards.

Look at what I bought. Never thought about the problems of ever getting caught. Fifteen bucks at Walgreens. Fight a min shop. A hundred bucks of target Oh shit, here come the cops, no! That's no way to act to mock is a piece of shit No way to act to mock is a piece of shit

No way to act to mock is a piece of shit That's no way to act to mock Zoomuck is a piece of shit One male yellow away from perfection That's pretty good. Prusa Cress is reminded me of the end of my career and I don't care, Ariam. Oh yeah.

I don't have that prepared for it. I put that out as a YouTube video. Maybe I can fight it real quick. But this is the other one that I had for this contest. This comes in from Mitch Roseter and this is a real big fish parody. For me you guys, I'm up here telling jokes to a crowd of seven people and my career has fallen down Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah A hung out with the cool people which makes me a real cool guy.

Hey, don't you know I peaked in high school, man, but I can't tell a joke to save my life. Strong finish. Strong finish. Alright, let's check this one out real quick, because this one is a pretty solid entry I have to say. That's great. It starts with a heart, take, comedy clubs, wear a pain, wads of 20s, that's how I'm paid. Open for floor team, listen to my set bomb.

I can post my own tweets, also soft puppet tweets, see a credit card, leave, punk, no, no, no swagger, just stagger with a beer, right, cop lights no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, there I go, fabulous in high school. It won't do. Content house, says myself, not invited, won't see it. Look at Chris's big teeth. Don't even look at those stature, she's a relevant, it's not spying. Right, the vitriolic alcohol looks like but I like why feel it, pretty sight.

This is the end of my career as I know it. This is the end of my career as I know it. This is the end of my career as I know it. And again I'm like we're as I know it and I don't care All right, that goes on. It's a pretty good one. Shit. How are we gonna figure out the winner of this one? I guess I'm gonna go around and ask everyone what their their top pick is and Producer Chris will work his magic It will figure out the winner from that all star. I'm going with I'm bombing in the club tonight. The Ween song.

Thought that was hilarious. Seconded. Very well done. Thirded. Wow. All right. Well, that was quick. What do you think, Rose? Yeah. Honestly, the voice mailer made me laugh the hardest. Yeah, I know the voice mailer. The Beatles won so many fucking punchlines in that. Yeah. That it's it. Yeah.

But my voice, my vote doesn't count. So you, you're correct. I'm happy this is an MX card.. Yeah. That it's it. Yeah, but my boy, my vote doesn't count. So you correct. I'm happy this is an MX card. Yeah, I guess that's it. OK, Cardiff, what do you think's the best Zumaq parody? Well, I like the day from Canada one, but I don't want to fuel any nasty rumors

about my allegiances. OK. That's right. The Tony, the Tony Muscat one was very good. The first one. Tampa Rose is my second choice. Yeah, it's a great one. Yes, I'll go with that. All right producer Cress. What do you think? The R&M end of my career. Oh yeah, I mean, that one was really well done with the video and everything too.

So the winner then is uh Gregory Sunhizer with I'm bombing in the club tonight and uh we will send out a prize package to Gregory. Thank you for everyone for participating in this contest. So many good songs. And let's not forget this hits a lot. That's so nice fun. And then there's this one Burke knows my name and of course Here we go he sucks ass a hack stand-up name chance

We have a winner. Very excited. Keep setting in your parody songs, though. We will continue to play them. Everyone loves the parody songs. Never in anyone say they don't like parody songs at the ATP. Universally approved. Yes, it's unanimous over here.

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I'm sure you describe what's going on here. I haven't watched this yet. It's time for everyone's favorite game show today to catch an alien. Second fate. Poss possibly alien hunters are you ready to play to catch unalien you know so that's what I think with the UFO thing in my opinion the Tic Tac Toe thing I don't know I don't know. I don't think so. I don't think that was a UFO. I don't, I think if they're going to come here, why would you want to be seen? Why would you want to, because you don't know if we're going to blast them, they've

got, in my opinion, they've already lost ships. You know, it's, it's kind of dangerous because what? You know, you can blow the fucking thing up, you never make it back. So whatever time and research they put into it to get it here, we shoot at the fuck down. Why would you come here and allow it to be seen? If you can get from another galaxy, however many gazillion light years away, why would you come here? I would assume that you have the technology where you can make it so you can't see us. Now, if it crashes in lands, well, then it crashed in land and the fucking, and it sounds insane, but yet possible. But the invisibility to a human being, you know, we only use 20% of a brain, 25 maybe with an Elon. So the other 75% that we don't use, we don't

use because you. What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, You would see germs all over your arms right now and you'd freak the fuck out. Be, you know if an alien was hiding in plain sight, people would probably find them. Freak out. And who knows what would happen then. Next. Native Tom. For. Well, that's a can of worms. I just can't open right now. Let's just move on. Lastly, you think that the brain power required not to see the aliens is about 60% so we're kind of far off to catch an alien. I already love this game. Wow. That's pretty good. I'm gonna go number four of the can of worms thing because I love what Tommy

tries to cop with you know some kind of phrase he has no understanding of, what's so ever. Cut it, what's going on over there, buddy? What's that? Sounds like the aluminum foil's coming off your baked potato. You just flush the toilet or something? Yeah. It's gonna be a little bit of a pants off.

All right, Bitty, what do you say? Oh, I'm going with the last one, 60% of the brain. 60% of the brain, that was funny too. You can see germs number one. Yeah, I thought that one was possible. Andy, what do you think? Three, obviously. Ah, native tongue.

Okay, that would be hilarious. And freezer criss. I'm going with the germs one, number one. All right, so no one picked two. Now if it crashes in lands, well, then it crashed and land and the fucking, and it sounds insane, but yet possible, but the invisibility to a human being, you know, we only use 20% of a brain, 25 maybe with an Elon or somebody like that. So the other 75% that we don't

use, we don't use because you would see germs all over your arms right now I mean you would right anything higher So this is nothing to do with your brain capacity The only thing preventing me from microscopic vision is my own thoughts In your opinion, why would they want to be seen? So producer Chris and Chris, that's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if you have the brain power to catch. Show champions. Unalien.

Brought to you by patreon.com slash card of electric and the card of electric YouTube. Subscribe, won't you? Also whtp live com You're welcome. It's so reluctant to say it was not a hostage take at the end. I don't like it Cardiff that is a slam duck my friend. This game is a winner Okay, thank you. I will I will work on it. All right. Very good Just a peel back the curtain real quick. Carter broke me in doing like, yeah, the first thing I looked at was already like the perfect thing.

It's going to be the easiest game to produce ever. Sound a lot of content. There's a lot of God to that there. Holy shit. What have we done today? I don't remember. I don't remember. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. Oh, Jesus.

Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. I don't remember so you know what that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show This is the part of the show we tease the next show we're gonna do on w a tp And I'm excited to tell you we're going into Christmas right now Mary Christmas everybody go bills A lot of fun things happening this weekend, but we're not taking off. We'll be back with our usual midweek show first time ever co-host, Brand Don McAfee. I'm the two in like show. I messaged it and I said, hey, you're on vacation. Why don't you do that thing that you normally do when you're not on vacation? A podcast with me. You know, I'm working on your day off. Yeah, because I'm a dick. I'm a bad person. So he doesn't even have the equipment in his house.

He's got to figure out this shit out. I'm really, I'm really not a good friend. So anyway, that'll be fun. I don't know what show we're doing yet, but setting your suggestions and we'll get brand-down on here and do a fun episode of, who are these podcasts? What do you think about that, Cardiff? It's amazing, it's amazing.

It is amazing. All right. Well, I want to thank you guys so much for coming over and presenting your worst of 2022. Then I'm sorry, you want reviews? Oh, yeah, yeah, we're going to do reviews. Oh, sorry. I mean, I didn't realize this is the way. No, we're role Cardiff cheese. We're going to do all that stuff. I have a few voicemails to get to. I thought for sure, and I would be here today.

It's sexy. That's sexy. That's going to be awesome. The fuck. And it just like a woman. Well, actually ghosted during a snow. I should mention this. Holy shit.

How did I bury the lead on this one? So we've been talking about, obviously, the horse bikini or what we were going to do. We are launching on Christmas Day. If you're part of our Patreon and super cast, we are going to be teasing the first Hannah pick that will be coming out. And I'm going to tell you right now, it's impressive. It's impressive. It's nothing to shake your head at.

She wins. Is that a saying she wins? He wins. You're not the brightest crann. I know. I'm gonna, I'm gonna nervous just talking about it. She's not even here. So that'll be really good.

You sign up for Patreon.com slash. Who are these podcasts? That'll be our Christmas gift to everyone out there Vinnie What do you want to promote my friend? The creep off ladies and gentlemen We're gonna be back in the studio on Monday with our year end up a special guest creep of the year with our very special guest First time on the show, but apparently a fan Brian Johnson Brian Johnson tell Steve Dave will be on the creep off on Monday. We're amazing excited about that I'm very excited

Crowe. What do you want from what besides who are these social? Who are these socials tonight? Yeah, Thursdays at sex on the where these podcasts YouTube feed Trucker Andy anything you want to promote my friend. Yeah, I'll be doing magic at the Super Bowl What tricks are you gonna do? You know, yeah, turning tricks doing magic at the Super Bowl. I can't wait. It's going great. What tricks are you going to do? Do you know yet? Turning tricks.

Producer Chris. Thanks for having me. All right. Thanks for being here. Please, Joyce again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Leave all of your pollings.

Starting in the must-visse of Morning Radio. Get out and show these both right now. OK. Great show. show good job everybody. Great job everyone. From you too, Steven Harden comments on our Tommy from MSCS video, LMAO. It's so funny to me how John has opened up all these portals to other people's podcasts to review. Tommy is a gold mine. My PUD, right?

Tommy is truly special. It takes a special type of person to lie about so much. But his personality is so disarming, it makes you more intrigued to watch more. Plus, he's the best kind of funny. He doesn't even know he's funny. User QS Blah Blah. That bloke moment was the greatest moment in podcast history. Different user Blah Blah Blah Blah. That bloke moment was the greatest moment in podcast history. Different user blah blah blah riffs. Tommy's communication skills are out of this

war own! S.Y. 2207, Tommy is doing great. As an alien whose one-shade darker than gray, his mastery of the English language is impressive. John P, I'm gonna need Daveler levels of Tommy content. Jack Christ. Tommy reminds me of Tommy Wiseau. Strange that they both picked the same American first name. David Gormley. I want to see Harrison Young interview Tommy. Or vice versa.

Nas Redna. Tommy is very cheeky. Max Powers. Opimes. Tommy is from Pennsylvania. The planet Pennsylvania. And the Draco 2 galaxy, and regarding our latest stuttering John video with Blind Mike, Toby McGroby is overjoyed.

We missed one? Yes! This feels like finding a 20-in-the-pocket of a jacket you haven't worn in weeks. I love it. Kay Brink shares? That 30 seconds of... awww, was monumental. If he did his podcast in front of a live audience, everyone would be cheering. Brad the Impaler, John's palm itching is his brain letting him know that his next batch is ready to shoot and squeegee. J-R-R-D, I-N-D blind Mike, he's never had to actually see John's face. Joseph Collins asks, if he has a cigarette with every beer, how many packs of smokes does he go through a night? Lawdog points out, the only guy to spend

26 years in show business and have less to show for it than anyone. An HD trip plays us out with, I'm at Universal Orlando for Christmas. My kids wanted to go to Harry Potter Worlds. I told them I'd be ready to go in 25 minutes. A new WATP episode of Stuttering John is on. Priorities. ["Pastor Data Head"] Mr. Data Head. All right, Cardiff.

You got some reviews for his buddy? Yes. Oh, there he is. Hello. Hey, what's up, buddy? So being a best of show, I figured I would pull some of the best reviews from the year for you. I don't know. First of all, I did a... one star!

It's a lot of cereal. Don't blow up my spot, Vinny. Alright, the first review is titled Pathetic. Can these people stop doing this excuse of a podcast? So it stopped showing up when I look for real podcasts. Seriously, it makes sense. A garbage can is their logo. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second. All right, that's a one-sided review. Yes. Okay. Half of an 11. Yeah.

The next review is titled What? Question Mark. This is humor. Question Mark. It's a pretty good one. I'll take it one, sir. Yes. Yeah, it's a pretty good one. The next review is titled Great Idea Poor Execution. great idea, poor execution. Love the idea and pick the popular podcast I also hate. However, after 10 minutes of 1990s humor, AKA my wife hates blowing me, I have to turn it off. Oh well. Oh well.

When is that not funny? Maybe this guy should start a podcast. Is that what's the review? Cardiff? Yes, good. All right, cool. We can do all to start review, Cardiff. Yes, we got it. All right, go on. And we can go through all these yet. There you got more.

One more. One more. It's titled Horrible. And the review states, trust me, don't waste your time. All right. That's pretty good. And now that review was from someone in Malaysia. So even in Malaysia, they don't think they should waste their time on this.

That five or backfire, don't be nervous. I don't know, keep your money. Shocked count. Yeah. By the way, Cardiff sent you an email. So we talked about how hashtag GG33 charges 8828 on Patreon for his lowest tier. And I didn't understand why it'd be 8828. Now we know that eight is a lucky number.

Why not 8888? So hard to broke it down. And I feel so stupid, I didn't realize this. So 88 plus 88 equals 16. 28, two plus 88 equals 10. Okay. So then you have 16, one plus six equals 7, and then you have 10, 1 plus 0 equals 1. So then you have 7 plus 1 equals 8. Makes perfect sense. It makes perfect sense.

Thanks, Kyron. I feel like it's my wallets. I don't get it. When does breaking numerals into concatenated strings and breaking the digits out? I never make it. Sorry. Go ahead. Makes perfect sense. I love it. Someone's making'll never make it. Sorry, go ahead. Go ahead. Makes sense. I love it. Someone's making a living from it. Go figure. Gary from San Diego.

Game is a collar on the up 10. Hey, Carl Gary from San Diego. Well, I just checked John Zillow and his condo is now off the market as of yesterday. He's withdrawn the condo is now off the market as of yesterday. What? He's withdrawn the condo for sale. And it's no longer for sale. Is it a burn down? I'm not sure what that means.

As you no longer moving to Mama Melendez and NASA Pequa, is that possible? Is he giving up selling it and going to try and rent it out? Who knows? But it's off the market. Very sad. It was on the market for five months without even selling. Too bad for stuttering John. That is too bad. I'm gonna be close eye out for Airbnb's in Kanoga Park. Yes. Oh my God.

Did you imagine how much money he would make from fucking it for dablers? I mean, if he put fucking red Stuttering John's apartment on Airbnb, what we could do is we have that be like a consequence. That's actually spent an entire night in John's shitty apartment. It's like, I would talk by fucking shoes into my socks or my pants into my socks. And I would fucking, oh, I

would wrap myself a plan. I'm like, here's the consequence, you have to identify all the stains in his room. Oh, no, come, come, come, Calm calm it All right anxious Andy called into the show Hey, Carl thanks Sandy. I was just a call and I was just wondering should I have to say Call a lot from the car here. It's actually dude like a radio podcast, you know from my car I mean it seems like you know, I they worked out for I mean, it seems like, you know, I worked out for OP, you know, and like, you know, he's W-A-T-P famous.

I mean, like, what more do you need? I mean, seriously, like, you guys made him real famous. I mean, so that's like really cool. Call me back. All right. Yeah, OP is famous because of W-A-T-P. I agree with that. I called him in to SteelTone this morning because it's, he was having an, Errin was having

a birthday celebration show today, which is always fun when you celebrate your birthday on a podcast. And he told me about it. I had to deal with all that shit on Monday. Stop it. Stop it. He's performing my birthday shows at the funny stop.

Perfect job. And Aaron asked me, he goes, how does it feel, Carl, that people that you grew up listening to have fewer listeners than you do? And I went, I'd never stop and smell the roses, do I? That is pretty impressive. Hope he's talking to three dozen people on his show.

Carl prefers a victory lap. That's true. Yeah. Carl does see how I go to smell the roses. He streams at the, I better than OP. Hey, Rose, did you hear I better than OP Take our neck I called in about liking these special and I thought I'd give you my actual thoughts because I've ripped on you twice

You play two boys nails and we make a funny if it's special I don't really mind the music special It's just a lot more fun to call you an idiot Yeah, I think everyone's figured that out special just a lot more fun to call you an idiot. Not you. Yeah, I think everyone's figured that out. Yeah, obviously. That's right. All right, uh, Vicks stepfather called in and I didn't realize that he's a huge fan of Stuttering John Mollandas. Yes, hero.

This is a mystery. Yochio, what's up? According to who are these, to speak to Carl, you have from much, much, much, this point to your family and your podcasts. How do you this point and disgrace the amazing suit-torturing, John Miranda's is my hero. Shame on you, Carl. And shame on your shitty focus. I don't even listen to anymore. I only heard that one time you talk bad about John in his short in Japan. And make me so mad. But then I hear today from my friend that you probably you brought

it up again. You have made an enemy from me. You're she on the sign Thank you, but fuck you. I was wrong. Yes, fans in Japan. I had no idea. I got the one It's like it's like a cockroach. There's one. There's water. It can't just be a lot Oh, yeah cockroach is well-chied everywhere Cardiff you find hash browns back there That's true. Cardiff, you find hash browns back there when you know what are you up to, Cardiff. Making jiffy pop on the stove.

I think you nailed it. All right. This is well, an actual sweet voicemail. God knows I need it right now. I'm not going. I didn't want to waste this bottle of Jim being without saying to you call 6 episode 120. I love you, man. I love Jenny Jango. I love Kevin. I love everybody.

And I want everybody to have the glory, the sub-holidays and love you, man. Call me back if you want. I might not answer that. Please. I don't have a drop for that one. Let's try and call him. Love you too. What show does that guy listen to? Thank you very much. He was trying to call Sarah Silverman I think. Probably. Yeah. I'm thinking about killing myself. Yeah. This is your show every day. Yeah. And I wish you all the best for the holiday season. I'll be dead. Yeah. All right. This is the last one. And want to ask Kroge, if he knows about this. Hey Carl, you piece of shit. I just figured you guys should know that our boy, Patty C. Cups, that waste of air, has

a new YouTube channel. Check out Great Job Awesome. It's under at Great Job Show. You can post a link us this mouth reading idiot. The second he opens his mouth in the clips and old boy, you need to shin on it. Yeah. All right, go fuck yourself. Love you guys.

So you do know about the great job, awesome YouTube channel. I've gotten a few notes about that. So that's not anything new then. He has a post in a while on there. Yeah, he does that. You know, he starts a new thing. He floods it with content, but like mostly teasers for content that never appears and then just leaves it abandoned. I've noticed

that. I have noticed that. Who is his sidekick? The tray peacock. We're happy to tray peacock. No, I was going to get him a thing for something to materialize from someone from the home finally picked him up Bucks up. You got him in a butterfly net Traypee caucus stopped responding to me on Instagram. Oh Traypee blocked. Yes, hold on a second. I thought you were frudged with everybody. Yeah, not Traypee, guys I don't know Patrick Michael must have said something you got outsmarted by retarded hmm sounds about right Stupid fucking blah blah. I'm out okay folks Subsets something you got outsmarted by re-tard. Mm-hmm sounds about right Okay, folks Guess what the episodes oh

That was a great episode I got it go goodbye Good bye go fuck yourselves Have a good week. You never know with Mr. Potato. He's hot. He's out of control. HiTrayon.com slash Cardiff Electric, or butay.com slash at Cardiff Electric. Cardiff, when's the new show with Bob Levy coming out? We record our first episode next week. I'm going to be back. I'm going to be back. I'm going to be back. I'm going to be back.

I'm going to be back. I'm going to be back. I'm going to be back. I'm going to be back. I'm going to be back. I'm going to be back. I'm going to be back. I'm going to be back.

I'm going to be back. I'm going to be back. I'm going to be back. I'm going to be back. good and I heard that Lorenzo could be on the Dix show this weekend. Yes, coming up. So you're managing Lorenzo now, huh? Lorenzo Ariola. Yeah, indeed. Oh, fuck. Dude, I can get a graph. Yes. $12. Oh, I wanted to sign a Taco Bell rapper.

The amazing at the abortion clinic. Well, if you listen to the interview, you'll learn that he no longer works at Taco Bell rapper. The amazing at the abortion clinic. Well, if you listen to the interview, you'll learn that he no longer works at Taco Bell. I did tease. I did know that. That was his first job. Very good, Cardiff. You're killing it. Body thanks for being part of the show.

Mary Christmas to you guys. Do you guys celebrate crystals or whatever country you live in? Yeah. Yes. In Minnesota, we celebrate Christmas I thought it was Wisconsin. American so it's about it later Cardiff Good year