Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep372 - TFATK with Chet Hanx

Episode Date: December 29, 2022

This week we check in on our old friends Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen. This is one of the most ridiculed podcasts around, so maybe they're making adjustments to not be so mockable. Well I guess that would assume Brendan Schaub is somewhat intelligent, he's not. Brandon McAfee from the Drew and Mike Show joins us to talk about Chet Hanx's amazing career that definitely has nothing to do with who his parents are. Then Dick Masterson goofs on me, Patty C Cups desperately wants our attention, Stuttering John is BACK (on twitter), Tommy is a learning about the Earth's tectonic plates, and Hannah is back to play To Catch An Alien. https://www.drewandmikepodcast.com/ Tickets for DabbleCon – http://watplive.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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animal podcast and then shit all over in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called the fighter and the kid. This was a suggestion from Brandon. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Well, let's get into it. We've talked about this before. It's a show hosted by Brian Kellen and Brendan Shobb.

And here's a hot take for you ready for this right out of the gate. I think Brendan Shobb. And here's a hot take for you ready for this, right out of the gate. I think Brendan Shobb's a dumb guy. Just based on this episode I checked out, he seems like he's kind of dumb. The comment sections on their live streams also tend to lean towards Brendan Shobb's kind of dumb. I mean, that's them talking. They pile on him almost the entire show.

Yeah, so this is a weird phenomenon that's going on. I mean, in our world, we have the dabble verse. A lot of people goofed on Centering John. Centering John is a coward and has decided to just take his ball and go home. So he's literally not doing anything right now just to try to like, oh yeah, I'll show you, goofed on me, I just won't do anything. Rather than actually do what a comedian would do and just slap

back whatever, whatever to each their own. You can do whatever you want, I suppose. But the other thing that's happening is probably even bigger than the devil first, I'm sure it is. Is Brendan Shobhate on the internet? There's so many shows dedicated. My buddies in ROTC have been goofing out on for years and there's whole subreddits. There's a whole thing going on with Brendan Shobb. And of course, he was on the fighter in the kid years ago

and then Brian Kaelin ran into some problems with ex-girlfriend saying he did this, he did that, he did it with a whiff of ball bat. So he came off for a little bit and they had different people on. And now the gang is back together, the group is back together. And the reason why we're talking about this today

is because Chet Hanks was recently a guest on their show. I want to start off by playing a clip of them introducing their guest. And what's great about this is Chet Hanks is a fucking douchebag. He really is just one of the worst guys. So this is up to Tom Hanks's son and a 32 years old. He's in pretty good shape. He's got a lot of green blobs on his arms, as Drew would say. So this is the way the show starts off. If you're not watching this, let me just point out that Chet is on his phone and the microphone is behind him.

Yeah. He's a little bit too comfortable. Big hot shows to get hundreds of thousands of views in my opinion. I would take this a little bit more seriously, but that's just the way he is, I guess. Here with Chad Hanks, I said it. And the man, the living legend.

Yeah, well, I'm happy with his arms. Of course, of course, your size in a month. But the kids in shape, he's tight, and I'll take something else. I take in, I don't take in a man's arms chest and shoulders I take in his fucking lower body because that's what it really comes down to is he working with an ass No, check working with thighs. I don't I don't see size. I just see heart What dude? I'm sorry. I'm you're not superficial, bro No, he could be a hundred pounds.

I could give a flying. Wow, crap. It'd be funny if Chad just did this whole podcast without the mic in front of him. I know. He's just honest, Paul. He's just honest. I had to do my little story post.

No, there was so. I like the way Brian actually said that. You know, it'd be funny if he was just a douchebag this whole fucking time. Take the heads. Go free to move the microphone in front of your face, idiot. It's literally behind his head. He's not even paying attention.

He's got to get that Instagram story out first or something. Yeah, well, I mean, that is important. Don't get me wrong. So, now they start talking about people who just spend the whole time on their phone when they're out with other people. And Brian's got a quick little anecdote for us. My friend, do you mind?

My friend was on a date with Brittany Spears. And apparently she was on her phone literally the whole time. I tell her another guy. He's like, the fuck is going on here? Now that's probably years ago, right? It was years ago. Yeah. I think we have Brittany Spears here.

Do you care to comment on this accusation? That wasn't me. Jeez, you set me up there like a little monkey. Yeah, I know. Crappy worst Brittany Spears impression possibly ever. of me. Geez, you set me up there like a little monkey. Yeah. No. crappy worst Britney Spears impression possibly ever. So it's one, it's interesting. I wonder what these two people have in common. Chet and Britney, they're entitled. There's a lack of talent there. They're self-absorbed. Are these traits that are common people who are just staring at their phone all the fucking time? I don't know. Well, they're loaded

and I think they have massive egos. Yeah. I think I think I might be right about that. All right. I'm going to switch it over to you, buddy. What did you pick up on from this episode? I apologize for not bringing you actual video. That's fine.

Most people listen to the show. It's all it's all. I pulled some audio, but I thought that I would start off with the host pretending that Chet Hanks is basically everything that he is not. That's my clip one. You grew up in Hollywood. You grew up with all the trappings,

and you're not Hollywood. You did a good job of resisting the insanity, and the embrace that causes you to be out of touch with reality. And I feel like you had this deep sense of kind of understanding the dangers they're in. What in the hell are you talking about? You know, you know what that means because everything Cheat Hanks has done revolves around

the fact that his father is Tom Hanks. He resisted nothing. When I think of Cheat Hanks, the first really comes to mind is grounded. Yeah. He's something that perfectly Brian. Good job. Put them in several movies and so we can continue on that route because Brennan's job doesn't seem to really know exactly how to label Shit, but he labels him incorrectly. That's my clip too. You're almost like when it comes to your family, you're almost like the dark horse, like you're gonna go your own route. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you're a bit of an outlaw in that sense. The word he's looking for is black sheep, not dark.

No one corrects him to. One of the funny dynamics about this show, I don't know if this is what people enjoy about this show, is Brian Kellen is constantly trying to cover up for Bruton's shortcomings. So when she, like, that happens, he doesn't say anything. And then there are times when, you know,

he says shit that he shouldn't be saying. Like, one of the examples here is, they are talking about like Tom Hanks a little bit too much. And at a certain point, he's realizing, Brian's realizing that Brenna's obsessed with Tom Hanks and it's like, well, we have Chet Hanks on the show today. He wants to be his own guy. So Brian has to tell him to stop talking about Tom.

But when your dad sees this, does he understand it? Is he cool with it? Or is he like, light boy, something? Nah, they were cool with the, they were cool with the, they're, they're, they're supportive, man. They were like, what, what, they like the, they like the, they're talking about the stuff on the, they're like, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're supportive, man. They were like, what, what, they like the, they're talking about the stuff on the, they're like, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're could sense the, just like, is this how we're gonna talk about? Is that my dad reacts everything I do?

Or can we talk about things? Cause now, as you know, Brandon, oh shit, I got Brandon on the show and Brandon on the, okay, this is gonna fuck me up. I honestly, there shouldn't be a Julia and a Julie. There shouldn't be a Brandon and a Brandon. Like, everyone's gonna just pick one of those

and change everyone else's fucking names going forward. That's why I went to brand down. Yeah, brand down I can get down with it makes more sense to me. Yeah. So what was I talking about? You can tell that like Chet is shutting down here is just like, yeah no they're cool with it. So Brian's just like, all right, hey, uh, Brennan, let's stop talking about time. Hey, so the first 30 minutes of the show is nothing but, and then what a time do, and then what is your dad do?

And then is your dad do this? Your dad like this? Did you think that was cool? Your brother's a great actor too. Oh, your mom's no slouch. Yeah, I know, it's like Jesus Christ. So it's not the way I wanted the interview to go guys, but thanks.

Right, and before Brian shuts down the time Hank's talk, they get into pretty much how self-made Chet Hanks is. And that's my number three. A huge misconception is people think that like my dad would just like call up someone and be like, cast my son in this movie. And like, that's just not how it works. Not at all. Right. Like number one, he would never do that. No. Number two, even if he did, like that's not how it works.

No. Because it's like, first of all, you have to be right for the role. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. exists in Hollywood, you heard it there first. They're going to about Jaden Smith and his dumb sister, Zoe Kravitz, her Dakota Johnson, Maya Hoak, or both of the Judd Apatiles Bratz or Haley Bieber or Brooklyn Beckham or Tory Spelling. I can keep going. Kelly Osborne. You're a bunch of coincidences here, Brandon. I hear a lot of coincidences happening, but I don't know if any of that's an example of

nepotism. Well, can I give you just one final thing on nepotism or how to? You're talented people, obviously, that we're gonna make it anyway. Yeah, Chet was gonna make it. In fact, he made it on Curb Your Enthusiasm all on his own. That's my number four. No Nepotism. How was it working with Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm? You, or did you have a written script or was it mostly improved and one of my favorite episodes ever of Curbs? Yeah, that was fucking hilarious. It's almost all improv, almost all of it.

I actually got a funny story about that. So Larry David, right? I've actually known him like since I was a little kid because our parents were friends. I had known him like we got him like family vacations together, but I was a young kid. You know what I'm saying? I was like probably like 12, 13 years old.

So I hadn't really seen him since then. It's like I know him, but I don't really know him. You know what I mean? I as an adult, you know what I'm saying? I was like probably like 12, 13 years old. So I hadn't really seen him since then. It's like I know him, but I don't really know him. You know what I mean? I as an adult, you know what I mean? But I auditioned for that role just like everyone else and I fucking got it and I was right for the role. Right for the role. Yeah, totally.

That's relatable vacationing with Larry David. He definitely earned that role, has nothing to do with depotism whatsoever. There's a certain point in here where Brian's trying to tell chat how grounded he is and how amazing that is. He's so grounded. He's like, you know, there's a lot of rich people out there. Don't even realize that there are poor people out there, but not you, chat.

You're one of those guys. Like, why would you think that? Based on anything this guy does, why would you think that he's grounded or understands what life is like outside of his bubble? Yeah, I didn't fully understand that either. And, you know, he's gonna take it a step farther because he's not just in Hollywood.

He's now gonna teach the next class of Hollywood. Good. Chad is already a musician. He is already an actor. He's a life coach, but get ready for his school of acting. That's my number five. I'm actually about to release an online course. It's a master class on not just like the fundamentals of acting, but like the politics of like how to actually break into the entertainment industry

and actually get your foot in the door. I'm about to release that. It's on it. It's an online course. And I'm going to include basically everything that my dad has taught me in it. Do you have a pro to call from my friend Brian? Or what's it called? Yeah, I need some help. What my daughter called the actor's advantage. Yeah, chapter one, have a famous father.

Yeah, right. Is your dad time, Hank's? Oh, I can't help you. Ha, ha, ha, ha of advice he's ever given me is like really the best thing you could do to prepare for any role is just fucking show up on time, know your lines and treat everyone with respect. I think that's funny because I don't know the time is a lot of respect for chat. Based on the fact that his voice are, we're in your lines, get there on time and don't be an asshole.

You seem like kind of no praiders to the rest of us. Yeah, that should be the groundwork. That should be, and it's especially- Especially people with respect to say, hmm. Even the little people, especially the little people. Huh. So I shouldn't just like punch a grip at the face. I'm defeated.

Because that's what I've been doing all this time. Whoops. All right. All right, so this is to your point earlier, brand-on, when you mentioned all the credentials that Chad has. Chad talks like a teenager. Now remember, this guy is 32 years old.

This is him describing what he does. I wanna do acting, music, and you know, being entrepreneur and run a business, why not? Why can I just do it all and do a podcast like fucking? You're doing it. You're about to talk to me too. Yeah, we're not to release a podcast about my co-host right here. Josh Strobe. All right, there's some rippling that goes out here that I want to play for you, but I just think it's so funny. When except for when you're talking to a teenager, they say,

yeah, I'm an actor. I'm not a manure. I'm a musician. I got a podcast coming out. What all the cool things I do all the cool things. No to Republic. Yeah, I do some accounting at the side my side hustle All right, so this is this is where I get very frustrated with this show being as popular as it either is or was or whatever I know it's got the Joe Rogan bump. I know that helps obviously according to the Chad Zuma. That's all it takes. You have to be talented. He's just like that. Be on Joe Rogan show.

Maybe he's right because listen to this nonsense. We call it outlaws. We're gonna call it muscular outlaws. I think it's just gonna be called the Chad. White guys, white guys, we call it two whites and a half. This Thursday, two jack white, called it jacked call it two whites and a half. This Thursday, two jacks and whites, called it jacked and white. Just what America can't get enough of, two whites and a half.

These guys are talking real issues. These guys are straight, white, jack. Root for them. Root, just have my face introduced. These guys are straight white jacked. They like to work out. You think they're just bros, that's just the tip of the eye. It's right, this Sunday, on false.

Watch these guys do curl. Simpsons, it's jet ha. Jet ha, watch these guys curl in slow motion and bonus footage when they spot each other. Oh, do we imagine they have 80 inch cars? Hey, whoa wait What the fuck I can't fucking take it I don't know that goes on for another minute of riffing under this official for Chets new podcast I couldn't believe and I'm gonna call it right now. I think this podcast is gonna suck monkey balls I'm calling I'm calling my shot right now.

No one's gonna care about this podcast. It's because it's a suck monkey balls. Why is that? My clip 14. Okay. Chad, thanks, you're the man. Your inspiration, dude. Keep crushing.

Excited. Your podcast, you know, crush man. You can tell you guys gotta come on. It's stories. Where are you guys come on? Yeah, well, definitely come on. Yeah, I don't want to go on right after your dad, but spread it out a little bit and then we'll do that. Okay, then I'm down to come on. Yeah, well definitely come on. I don't want to go on right after your dad, but Spread it out a little bit and then we'll do that. Okay, then I'm down to come on

Yes, so we get another celebrity podcast to carousel here and I can't wait for deck shepherd to show up Fred dad is a problem with facts The guest that he has out of show well, it's interesting because as you pointed out all they're talking about How's that's nothing to do with nepotism and I've earned all of this. And he says, I got a new podcast coming out. Then we talk about the first guest who's gonna be out there. Dad, is your dad might be the first guest? Yeah.

I'm watching. Well, that's gonna prove he can make it out of his own. Yeah. And my first guest, Tom Hakes, the biggest movie star ever. Coincidence. Yeah, wow. Pretty impressive for your first guest. Took me years to get producer Christy come on by.

With this guy's fucking got Tom Higgs on his first show. So you might have noticed, Brandon, that riffing they were talking about, oh, what's the show gonna be about white guys in hats? You know, all those great jokes. And then, Brendan decides to talk about his dick. And he seems to be obsessed with this guy's dick. Here's another example.

So they're showing a still from white boy's summer. And so Chet's got his shirt off and he's got this tattoo on his side. And it's like a rifle or something. It's just a white boy with a bunch of chocolate. Is that an AK-47 on your side? That's a damn. Where's that at the suit, Doc? That's a person to come around He's had an AK-47 on your side. Damn, it was out of the suit.

Oh no, that's in your shorts. Got it? He's got a bazooka in his shorts. It's his piece. It's got a big penis. It doesn't end there, Carl. Like a... If I can transition, you were, you called back how Brian Kellen had to shut down the Tom Hanks talk the first 30 minutes was just time time time time finally he shuts it down. So let's get into the good talk the meat of this episode and that's drugs. That's my number six. I've been sober for five years. What was your drug of choice if you don't mind?

Coke. Really? Oh, the bigger sugar, the devil's anger. That's all bad. Man. It's all good time though for a little bit. Let's not Hey, don't start like reminding all the time Yes, the chastise me stop talking about great of a time yet on coke man. Well, honestly it brides to fence

That's not the message you tried to put out here. This guy's five years sober. He went to rehab He's just like yeah, but those days do a blow, huh pretty fucking cool, right? Yeah, thank you go for something right now Yeah, no shit like why are you trying to tap this guy? He's literally the one thing I'll give Chuck credit for is he's bettered himself and he has this message He brings along with him. He's like I'm working on myself. I work out every day. I have this schedule. I have this routine I'm trying to like get over my addiction to cocaine, my life is falling apart, these are all good messages for the kids.

And front of time they're going, yeah, but dude, getting fucking high school, too, right? Why don't I have some coast right now? That'd be fun. We do have some pretty good times on that below, right? Yeah. But I've noticed that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that,

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this is why everyone hates you. Stop it. I got it. I was really surprised going through the comments about how many people were just popping off on Brennan Shob. And if you wanna play my number nine, like this is, or excuse me, my number eight,

this is one of the reasons why. Yeah, man, I don't do Coke, but I do, not Coke. Okay. Did you say Coke? I thought it was on my car. Me too. I was a, I was a, I was. Me too. I was a cop out.

I was a cop out. I went down some dark places. That's right. If you take my program, giving up cocks are us. It's only gay. You two can quit sucking dick. I'm sorry. Sorry.

You opened up and now you bring cock and so sorry, dude. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. What was the joke there? Cocks. Cocks sound like coke. Is it close? That's the gaius thing I've ever heard in my entire life. What was the joke there? Cox. Cox, I'm like, is it close? I'm like, similar snorts and cock.

Yeah. Oh, there is spelled it wrong. Pretty good stuff there. They do a little bit more cocaine riff and in my number seven. I wouldn't invite the three of us to a cocaine party. Look at these noses. These noses built. I know.

Sharp, that's sharp. No, I'm the potato. But he's got noses That's good look at me. Don't put a mound of cocaine in front of us. You still got it. You still got it. You pulled up. I've never done. Never mind. Are you serious?

Oh, yeah, sure. I know. He's very excited about it. For a guy who's never done I know he's very excited about it for guys never done it. Fucking awesome, isn't it? I never done it. I don't know what do I know about it. Here it smells good. Yeah, I don't think he's put anything foreign substance into his body. I can't wait until they get already laying on the show and teasing with speed balls for an hour now. I really got a couple of rails right over here. I got a syringe. I remember how much good time you had back then, right?

Yeah, I've done this chile, he's on this spoon really. There's no reason for it to be out. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Oh, no. If I can wrap up the Coke talk, my number nine is a great question from the audience. Chad, since you mentioned you did have the cocaine thing with the party, I'm just curious. Did your dick work when you were doing? I'm not.

You're using the Killing Not. That's okay. That's what I was curious. Hey, no, definitely not. Good question. Jay, the question. No, it's a good question because yeah, that's why they say you, you know, God invented cocaine. It's good for you, but your weiner doesn't work. I say his a sense of humor. Hmm, God said that. I don't remember God. It's good for you, but your weener doesn't work. I say as a sense of humor.

God said that. I don't remember God saying coke is good for you. Yeah, Galatians chapter three and thus snorting coke will give you limptick. Also, God didn't invent cocaine. It's like saying God invented plastic. Like that shit like guys had to figure that shit out. God invented cocaine. God, that's like Brian Cranston. Yeah, there's some stuff there. You can't just grow cocaine. It's not that. That's Brian Cranston. Yeah, there's some stuff there.

You can't just grow cocaine. It's not that. That's why God has been in death. It's awesome. And on the third day. Oh boy. All right. I want to switch gears a little bit because at a certain point they started talking about their dads. And Brian's dad was like the toughest guy that's that's ever lived and So Brian is explaining how toughest dad is and then Chet says his grandfather was also extremely tough

They're covering a different club. I'm a different club. Yeah, my grandpa would eat. He would eat fucking You know like a drumstick a chicken. Yeah, he would eat fucking, you know, like a drumstick, a chicken. Yeah. He would eat the whole thing, all in everything. Bullshit. That's not true. How would you even do that? I think that'd be a choking hazard. And what did I do?

I wouldn't eat the whole drumstick bone at all. Does he mean putting the whole thing in his mouth and just pulling out the bone? Well, when I thought he was talking about it first and then he says, no, I ate the whole thing bone at all. It's like, what? It's a grandfather and goat. Yeah, right. I don't think that thing bone and all. It's like, what? It's a grandfather and goat. Yeah, right.

I don't think that's a thing. I'll to be honest with you. And then because they're talking about dad's Brendan says something that's pretty funny. My dad still doesn't understand what I do. Nobody does. It's not just your dad doesn't understand what you do because it's like, well, you're a comedian,

but you're not funny in your podcast or what you can't talk. How do you explain to your dad like, no, I'm a professional, I doubt it. I don't think so. Sure he's very proud of him now. And he talks about how after he did his first showtime special, his dad asked,

well, how did your speech go? That's actually a more accurate description of what that showtime special was. It wasn't a comedy show. It was more of a speech. I did the teacher like it. Yeah, it's gonna get great on it. Good job, buddy, Tussle is here.

Yeah. And then one more clip for the dad talk here. So this is just how tough guys were, you know, in that day and age. My grandpa just snatched on rocks. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he actually played soccer with rocks. Yeah, he's just a big boulder.

Yeah, they were just kicker on scissors kicks and shit. Nope. So I want to point out here, this is more of a visual, but I'll explain it. Where at the beginning of this? I don't know if he's going for a joke. I hope he is. But look at Brian's reaction to Brennan saying, my grandfather snacked on rocks. My grandfather just snacked on rocks. Oh, yeah, he actually played soccer.

He goes, no, no, that's what I mean. If you watch this, you see all the eye rolls. It just seems like these two are just done with each other, but they keep going because it's a popular show. It sounds like a grandpa's something to say. They snacked out of rocks. We were pretty poor back in those days. Even that got cut from the script. You know, you'd rock. You know, a grandpa went to school up hill both ways

with no shoes on, too. Do you believe all those stories, Brennan? Idiots. So then they start talking about dog attacks and getting attacked by dogs for some reason. And that leads us to a conversation about what animals have the strongest bite. And this is the thing about Brennan's job

that I can't understand. He feels like he needs to know stuff when he'd be so much better off just not talking. Like, does that have anything to do with anything in the conversation? He doesn't need to even make this claim. Know what the strongest fight is? A hippo, right?

No crocodiles. Oh yeah, yeah. And so these guys are in Australia. And also the saltwater crocodile. Guys in Australia, three guys. But mammals, mammals, isn't it a jaguar? No, I'm not compared to a... No, but I'm saying that's the, you know, mammals.

Maybe, but not saying mammals, the jaguar, I think it's a gorilla. I don't think it's a gorilla. I don't think it's a silverback but but the saltwater crocodile this fucking Tension on this animal bite for us in the world to see it Well, like why even fact check that it's not who cares? Whatever. It's that they're all they don't bite really hard Yeah, I know something to you're right. It's like okay First off, it doesn't help the conversation at all to just tell your co-host that he's wrong about something. Like, okay, whatever, we could look at it later

if you're really that concerned about it, but then just break the flow up and then we have to start fucking doing the middle-aged men Google in real-time thing that they do in order to figure this out. And then, I have another example of Brendan Shobb like trying to be smart,

but it's not helping the conversation in any way, and of course also he's very wrong. So this is chat talking about rehab and how that helped him. You got to be the poster boy for rehab, because most, correct enough, are wrong, most rehab, I think the success rate's like 2%. Well, bringing it up, Jim, what about on rehab? Yeah, rehab. No, I mean, it's that's right. It's terrible yesterday. This success rate for any, you know, drug and alcohol

abuse is terrible. But that's because people don't have, but that's because like this is what I'm saying is that it requires more like a, like, like, I'm going thing, right? Like, like, I'm a big like 42. Oh, okay 42% alright, well you got the two right. Yeah, you're just off by a mile, no big news. And the whole point of this conversation, it's a curtain if I'm wrong brand-on, the whole point of this is like, Chets trying to inspire people to fix themselves

and seek help and fucking this idiot running shut the whole time, just go on, yeah, that doesn't work. That's a dumb idea. Deliberately not getting the point. Yeah, like I would I wouldn't even go to rehab What a waste of fucking time and money no one gets scared from that He's like I'm like something right next. I was like no, but I I did this is how to do it. There's a way Maybe he goes through this

Process every single show where he's like well fuck I can't tell a joke. Maybe I can come up with some facts I can't do that. Maybe I can just scowl and bribe. We just keep throwing darts at the wall. Yeah. We keep the ceiling every time. We keep the ceiling every time. We keep the ceiling every time. We keep the ceiling every time.

We keep the ceiling every time. We keep the ceiling every time. We keep the ceiling every time. We keep the ceiling every time. We keep the ceiling every time. We keep the ceiling every time. We keep the ceiling every time. We keep the ceiling every time.

We keep the ceiling every time. We keep the ceiling every time. We keep the ceiling every time. We keep the ceiling every time. We keep the ceiling every time. We keep the ceiling every time. We keep the ceiling every time. We keep the ceiling every time. We keep the ceiling every time. We keep the ceiling every time. Well, okay, let me play this clip then because they're just talking over each other. These guys have been doing a show for so long together. How do they not have chemistry with each other at this point? Any role that you book, it's like you have to fucking earn that shit. What's the amount of money?

People don't realize this. People don't think about the amount of money like for the movie that goes into making a movie, the directors, all the props, the sats, some chews. They're like, go Tom, tell Hank's call. We gotta put a sub in like different sources on the wall. If anything, it can work against you. See, what I'm picking up there is that Brian knows that Brenna has no idea what he's talking about.

And he's trying to save him. Like, dude, stop it, stop talking. Let me explain this. Because Brian Kale has actually been on TV shows. He actually understands how Hollywood works. So he's just like, all right, all right, all right, I'll paint the director's body. Okay, shut up, shut up.

The adults at the room are talking. Can you just be quiet for a minute? I'm watching him, he's trying very hard not to talk over mostly Shob. Right. But it's very difficult in this scenario to make a point. And to Brandon's point, he's shaking his head.

He's going, no, no, don't, don't go down that road. You're an idiot. Please stop. I can only imagine what it's like to be on a show that pays you well. So you want to be on it. It's working out for you. And all you do is read about how shitty that show is because of your partner. Nasa, I just, I just just asked Anthony Kubi, I want that to like, it sounds like it's really fucking annoying. To have to do that. People ask me that all the time. Wait, what? Oh, sorry. All right, I've been hogging this, Brad.

Now, what else did you pick up on? All right, let's talk about Chets Whip. That's my number 11. Yeah. You just got a new whip. Yeah. Get for you, man. I got the Lambo truck.

And when you post that, it's always, when you post that stuff, you're doing inspiration because I'm sure people people like, oh, show off or whatever. How do you feel about that? Oh, yeah. I mean, it is for inspiration. I mean, you know, I, it's the best SUV on the market. I've had them all.

I love those. Favorite SUV. I love it. I love it. I love it. I posted this shit to show people what can really be achieved when you drop all your fucking bullshit bad habits and just fucking commit to your own self-improvement in your personal life. What was your turn up, Brian? Wish it wanted to do it.

That's relatable. I see Chek Hanks driving a Lamborghini. I say I want one. I manifest it. Tom Hanks is my dad and I get a Lamborghini. This is going to work out great. Yeah, so all you have to do is be born into a different family and you can have a totally different life. Okay. That's when you start posting things for inspiration and not lording them over people, right? Yeah, that was the one thing he didn't actually include when he listed all the things that he does.

He is an Instagram influencer too. Is he embarrassed by his influencer status? Is that not cool anymore with the kid? What's going on? No, no, he's not showing off that Lamborghini to brag or anything. He's just showing that if you work hard like he does, that you can hang on. And, you know, I've had some communication

with Chad Hanks myself, actually. And that's my clip 10 that I've actually signed up for this program. I started the self-mastery program a year ago is on January 1st right it's online fitness nutrition and mindset coaching. I assign people their ideal training plan, custom to their body, their nutrition plan, custom to their body, and I hold zoom calls once a week where we can speak

directly one-on-one or in a group right so there's different packages but that's where we get into the deeper stuff, the mindset stuff, the motivational stuff. So when we found out about this on a Drew Mike show, I decided to actually inquire, not because I want to get buffered or anything, I just wanted to see what it's all about if Chad himself would actually reach out to me. And he did, he gave me these expensive ass classes,

all these different packages, they're like 250 bucks a month, to be life-coached by Chad Hanks and all. But it's a-off for you because it's show-catching. I don't want to peel back the curtain, but... Well, I never ended up signing up. In fact, when I didn't reply after 48 hours, he texted me again and lowered the prices and lowered the prices. There's a trick for it if you want to do this. I do give him credit to trying to better his life, but if anybody goes on his Instagram, they do know that he does flaunt his lifestyle

and acts a little badass. And so I couldn't commit to that program. That's the worst sales technique possible. Do you want to buy this thing? How much is it? 250? No, I don't. How about 125?

No. I thought it was worth something. Now I don't think it's worth anything. No, no, thank you. It didn't seem feasible either because with the with the packages, he's like, hey, you'll get one hour a week with me on Zoom. And I mean, how many people can possibly sign up in order before his entire week is consumed by Zoom? It's stretching a little fed. It'd be successful with us is what you're saying. It's stretching a little fed. It'd be successful, though.

This is what you're saying. It's a good point. It does it all. Let me just wrap this with, he's an actor musician. Now he's a wellness coach, but he's got bigger aspirations here. And that's my number 12. Would he be interested in a celebrity boxing match? And who would he want to fight?

And Tony was suggesting Andrew Tate. Yeah, I would be interested in a celebrity boxing match. That's kind of why I'm trying to. Oh, it is. Well, I mean, I want to be and tell you a suggestion and your tape. Yeah, I would be interested in a celebrity boxing match. That's kind of why I'm totally is. Well, I mean, I want to be ready for it. If other, if they're ever going to great offer for that, you got to put those things out into the universe. See what happens. Yeah.

Now he's going to be a boxer as well. So there's, there's, there's nothing. Chet Hanks can't, you know, we should take on is celebrity boxing champion, Stuttering John London's. That would be a match up worth checking out. That'd be great. you know, he should take on is celebrity boxing champion, Stuttering John London's. That would be a bad job worth checking out. That'd be great. I don't think Stuttshow's got the stamina these days. No.

No, I don't. I've seen pictures of them. It looks like he's made his come back to Twitter and he's posted some photos and he just looks, the beer still flowing. We'll get into that. Brand Don has some good prep for the show today. I want to talk about, before we move on,

real quick, some spicy pager talk. They're talking about old guy stuff. And they want to know if like Chet Hanks ever had a pager. But my dad knew if he typed like his number of the 911, I was like, oh shit, here we go. I called him like, what are you doing? I'm like, I don't know, is there an emergency? He's like, no, just want to make sure you called me like, I'm like, no shit. There we go. I call him like, what are you doing? I'm like, I don't know.

Is there an emergency? Like, no, just make sure you call me. I'm like, I'm gonna pay phone debt. Now, not only is that boring and a horrible anecdote, you'll notice that during that, a producer walks in and the just chats microphone. But barely, but I had to touch it and make a noise with it. I think the point of that was just to say,

like, you're on a show, asshole. Just to let him know that I know you're very comfortable, that's great, you get your red ball, you're hanging out with your boys, you're doing a show. Can you please pretend that microphone in front of you is picking up the audio coming out of your mouth that we're then putting out on YouTube.

I noticed that as well. I was like, why did he move it like a quarter of an inch? You know, it's gonna make too much of a difference. It didn't change anything. I think it was just a sudden a message to him. Would be my guess. Yeah, then Chad immediately touches and says, oh, this mic?

Right. Oh, I'll talk into this mic. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. All right. Anything else you want to play from this episode? I only have one more clip. It's my 15.

It's just, there's actually about 150 of these within this hour and a half, but I only collected a handful of them. A chip has a crutch. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, at the end of the day, at the end of the day. It's just, I'm just being myself at the end of the day. There were a lot of those. I probably should have spent another hour putting them all together, but I only grabbed about six of them, but.

Yeah, no, that's plenty. And next I can do it was the end of the day. Yeah. What a weird crutch. Yeah, that's a new one, okay. All right, well, in that case, I think it's time to move on to the. Gringe of the week.

Gringe of the week. And actually, we have an interesting Grinch of the Week this week. It's the Grinch of the Week Rebuttal. Oh. As you know, we had the biggest problem in the universe on as the Grinch of the Week on this past episode because Dick was trying to get Vito to say the word wear

for three and a half minutes and it never happened. And people sent that into me, by the way, just so you know, dick, Vito. People said these things into me, but then I played them at my show, and then they got to get the last word in. And Chris, have you seen this yet? I did, okay, this is the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen.

Can you believe that fuck Carl? Is putting us on the cringe of the week? Yeah. Carl. Carl from Clubfoot Carl. Who are these socials? Who are these socials?

Are he ghosts or his Twitter feed and go, stay and can't believe what the liberals are saying this week? Here, here Carl, I got a bit for you. See if this makes it on your cringe of the week. Are you ready Vito? Yeah All right, so he's got that an awful photo of me and he's doing that old Conan O'Brien thing Where he's taking the mouth out of the photo and now his mouth is replacing the mouth? Time out time out of the photo. You mean awful photo. This is a headshot that you must have selected. Wait, timeout time I told you. In the photo. You mean awful photo?

This is a headshot that you must have selected. Well, yes, it's not a great one. So thanks for pointing that out. You're the best. First and last appearance. Have you seen this yet? Brandon? I have not, but I'm very interested.

This is fucking hilarious. I don't know much I want to play, because it goes out for a while, but it's very funny. Feedout. Have you watched my new show? A grandpa, grandpa ran to get about social media? What are you laughing at, Vito? I'm trying to do my plug over here. I'm Carl. I'm Carl from British podcast. Bazoin Bazinga. I'm from the 90s. I'm from the Vito. Vito. We got Chrissy Maron again this week. We got Chrissy Maron.

That's obviously the only internet Vito. Vito, what are you laughing at? That's cringe. Oh, no, that's... So glad you're telling this. So good. You said what? Come check out my van. We play Ween or Peen or some fucking band that you didn't know or like.

So all the music sounds like shit already. Oh, this is too good. Come to our show. We're selling $400 meat parl tickets before the show. That was funny again. All right. This goes out of that people check out the episode 70 of biggest problem in the universe on the biggest problem in universe YouTube channel

About 16 minutes and you can watch that goes out for a few minutes. It's very funny It's pretty good. And then when I did the crossover show with dick I got up to take a pee before the show started, like I always do. Dick took advantage of that by taking a screenshot of my background here, and with his green screen is now doing his show for my house. So he comes on the latest Dick show episode,

and he's like, oh, look at, I'm fucking Carl with my background. Look at I like the Simpsons. Ugh, every guy Carl's age likes the Simpsons and just want to say to you dick master sin We're almost the same age. We would have been in the same high school together If my parents had stuck over the border in Arizona and brought me to this country, so don't start with the shit like oh, yeah You're a different generation than I am Predating the same fucking age asshole

Sound a little sensitive today Carl all. Sound a little sensitive today, Carl. A little sensitive today. Get beat up. Oh, over the place. Hey, I have a special announcement. Very exciting. I'm officially booked. To be on Harrison Young Show. Hey.

Top of time. Next Wednesday, January 4th at 5 p.m. So that'll screw up our usual schedule for the R1's Day show, but whatever, we'll figure it out. I'm very excited to talk to you. Here's a young, if there's anything that you want me to get to the bottom of, please send me your questions via email or Twitter or whatever you can do to get a hold of me, start a Reddit thread, whatever. Don't care. Did you book me through your phone line again, or did you actually have

communication one-on-one? Yeah, he called my voice mail. This is what's funny is that he called my voice mail. I text him back. He texted me back, back and forth, and then he called my voice mail again. And he was like, hey, Carol, are you available on the fourth? So I don't see it. So then days go by, he calls me again. Are you available?

So then I texted him today. I finally saw him. That's checking my voice mail today. And thankfully, he hadn't filled the slot yet. But that is such a boomer thing to do. I'm calling back because you're something you text. Jesus, just facts me. Yeah, what the fuck?

Ain't no facts check it. Right. That's the problem. By the way, bad news, everyone. Chad Zumox been promoting on his live streams that he does for eight or nine people who all hate him, that he's got these stand-up shows for his birthday, December 26th and 27th, the 26th was canceled.

He claimed that there were no flights. He's done that before, by the way. Claim that he couldn't do a show because there were no flights. Yeah, I mean, no one bought tickets. Is really what the problem is. The fact that he thinks he can do two nights in a row in the same venue is insane,

even if it is your birthday. Yeah, even if it's another thing. That's not gonna happen. I believe he did have the show last night on his birthday. From what I heard, there was like 30 people there. I don't know. If anyone knows more, I'd love to get double digits. An update on that.

You're saying you called the box office and found out I did not. I don't do that sort of thing. But if I was Chad, I would know specifics. I suppose Brandon, you did some some prop and I'm glad that you did because you reminded me we should be checking out. The last episode we did was the worst of 2022. And of course, I put a poll up on our subreddit so that the listeners could vote on who they thought brought the worst show in

2022 so Right now Tom Myers versus the rest of the world is in a slight lead over two bears one cave Damn, what do you think about that? When does this expire two days and three hours while Well, I vote for two bears in one cave. I'm sick of any brand, the easy one, the clean victory with Tom Myers. Next to back. Exactly, it's enough already, Vinnie. But I can see, I understand why people would vote for that one,

but I'm gonna go with two bears in one cave. Two more days, get your votes and people would vote for that one, but I'm going to go with two bears in one cave. Two more days. Get your votes and people. Speaking of time, Myers, he burned me good. Yeah, he burned me real good with this tweet. Look at this shit. So apparently he saw that we were goofing on his show and he said, hey, podcast Karen Hamburger. Oh, it's already, it's already pretty rough right there. and he said, hey podcast Karen hamburger.

Oh, it's already pretty rough right there. Even though you cut the laughs that occurred after the punchlines, like you do with my standup video, thanks for bringing new fans again to the podcast this weekend when I took off. I'll Venmo you a dollar, Uncle Rico says, hi by the way. This is why Shuley's such an idiot.

He has a little cow out of it. Tom Mars, Tom Mars, like, I am so want. He's like a jerk beating the fucking phone book. I'm a somebody. I'm on a boat. Yeah, I'm fucking idiot. He's 11 likes on Facebook for that one. So in your space, Carl.

Goddamn, he got me good with that one. So I was thinking about this. And if I had more time, I might have pulled this together. But so he's claiming that I cut out the laughs that he gets after his punchlines on his show. Maybe I should make a super cut of just the reactions to his jokes. You mean just Jeff Heisen. Just Jeff Heisen going, oh, yeah.

Because literally they're not even laughs. The reactions are usually like gasps and disbelief. No, random mouth noise. Yeah, what the fuck? Well, the pity one that's a second and a half late. Yeah, right. Yes. That is the only time that there's a chuckle.

It's so late you know it's not genuine. It can't possibly be. The other friends in the room just realized, oh shit, that was a punchline. Oh, he's not talking anymore I think your turnass will The junk is over oh geez Another thing that you put in your prep

I don't usually have gas on who said me like a whole prep sheet You know, I like to I appreciate that My buddy blind Mike does that for WATS, which is great. But you also let me know that there's a brand new episode of free water that just came out yesterday. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me I go for the girl. Because that's absurd.

Now I had a theory not too long ago. Where I said, when we stopped talking about Patrick Michael regularly, he was kind of bummed out about it Yeah, like he likes it when we talk about him, which is why he was talking about us so much for a while there like We're mixing it up, right? We're still doing this right and So this latest episode Patty C. Cuff's once again is letting people know that he wants the attention He was like he didn't want the attention,

but he does, and he comes out of the gate on this new episode of Freewater, and he is pretty pumped. Oh, whoa. You know, whoa, you know, that's what I say, and that's, I don't know, who gives a shit. Guys, I say whoa, simply to start the show, because I'm gonna rhyme, and they're not gonna know, and that's fine

Kind of feel like a fucking idiot. I want to start over. I already want to start over But truthfully I say whoa because it's like guys every time I listen to this fucking intro music much like you I'm pumped I get ready to go. I'm out there living living a life of a Viking truth be told Not a good not not so good. I'm not so good, I agree. What's interesting about this, Brandon's a professional podcaster. I am producer Chris is here.

And the easiest part of the podcast is the beginning. You could have a little intro for yourself. And doing one by yourself is very difficult, but you think that out of the gate, you know what you're going to talk about or something like set the table. Yeah, at least that first sentence, maybe the first paragraph and then you start weighing it. Right. Yeah, right. Today we're going to get into it. You got a bullet list like, yeah, I'm going to do this, I'm going to do that. And they're like, okay, so that's fine. I understand that. It's not fine. That's not good either.

So here's the problem that's going on for Patty's Seacups. He's recognizing the fact that things have plateaued for him. The show's getting a little stagnant with the audience growth. I've not felt as if I've garnered new people. We've been steady. There's a group of you out there. And I like that, that's fine. But we got a grow. And I don't want to put in any work to help the show grow.

I don't want to put in any work to help the Patreon grow. All right, so I guess it's up to me that. So is he talking to the audience to get out there and pedal this? He's literally giving me an assignment. Okay. Okay, Carol, you don't talk very much anymore. It's not helping. Come on.

I'm not gonna be shit. Wow. Did you listen to his episode, Brandon? I did not. No, I only saw that it was posted, so I put it in my prep. I figured you'd go through it and break it down. Oh yeah.

But it is amazing that he, yeah, he's basically putting his listeners to task. Maybe spread the word, maybe buy me a billboard or some shit. He doesn't even explain. Yeah, he just says, what the fuck? We're not growing. I mean, I'm not doing anything to make it grow, but still. Not only that, he actively makes it difficult

to find a show. He changes the name. He's got a YouTube channel that's very difficult to find, a new one, which we'll get to that in a little bit. But I just like the fact, this is what's great about Patty Seacoff's, back to original form, is to thwart yourself and then complain about it. Ah, I can't figure out why I'm not more successful

and fuck you for listening. I'm gonna make it even harder to find next time. You'll never find my new show. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe like he used to, you know, I don't know. Who the fuck with anyone now? That's the problem. We got the equipment and the perfect business plan. Give our show away for free and tell no one how to find it. If there was a weak tree or something, I would know, but there's no way to know. Like literally starts podcasting.

No one's ever found. Tam, where's podcast hit man when you need him? Well, that's what he said. Oh, I know. He's a couple of miles down the road in the corner. Yeah And it's what do you say that because he does bring him up. But before I get into that, I want to point out that there is an existential crisis happening in, in Patty's broken skull right now. What am I even doing? What am I even doing? What is this? Should we start over? Should I delete all this? Should I go back to the

nine minute podcast? Oh, that's a cry for help right there. Oh, no. Things are working out the way you hoped. Oh, sad. I wanted to keep doing this. Wow. That's why I'm going to play this next clip because I literally wrote my notes few. Aside from the quenching, we got some more stuff to talk about. I'm excited about it because I have actual points I need to make. Okay, good. All right. Thank God, because he's going, why do I even do this? What even is the point?

And he goes, well, that's right. I wrote down a couple of things I want to talk about. That's right, actual points that I want to make. Could you imagine being excited? Could you have actual points that you want to make? And how would he forget because he never seems to do prepped? You'd think he'd be like excited about this.

He is excited about it. But he's excited that he forgot my bracket. Yeah. Who wrote this down? All right, I'm by myself. Today on W-A-T-P-I, I have actual points that I want to make. If there's time. Okay.

So now this is the reason why we haven't been reviewing his show is because podcast hitman behind bars not pulling the clips for me, not doing the work that I need. But I do have some very fun information here that I found out and I do realize ever since our friend one of my biggest fans found himself, you You know locked away for the rest of his life. It's probably hard for these guys to clip my show or Promote me the way that they used to Wow, I had no idea that I hit the nail in the head. Yeah, yeah, that funny He still thinks the podcast hitman was the secret to his success all these years Like no, I pull the clips.

I knew what pulling the clips. Say the fucking Uncle Rico show. I'm actually listening to the shows and pulling the clips. There you. Did I detect a little sympathy for Mr. Hitman? You think so? Yeah, but my biggest fan and he woke up one day locked away for the rest of his life. For a guy?

Was there anything in between that happened? Turns out my target audience are all crazy people. Yeah. Yeah. And on that, can you at least let his listeners know why that in particular person is locked behind bars for the rest of his life? Has he ever mentioned the entire murder

and mutilation of a body in the basement? That's the thing about Patty C. Cups. And a lot of podcasters do it some to better effect But he assumes that everyone knows the backstar of everything he's talking about but he's very vague about everything So I know producer Chris knows brandon knows But anyone turns out the show just me what the fuck is this guy talking about What does that mean? Almost like he's podcasting for your audience. He is.

He is podcasting for our audience. And I think I know that for a fact, because he points out that we get some bad co-hosts on here sometimes. He's going to give me some pointers, I think. There are too many of them, and I'm sure some of them are good. But I think I could throw in a Jackass movie

if I wanted to quench the need before hearing a guy with glasses and a woman's blouse trying to tell me what's cool. And if they were actually worth a damn, they wouldn't even associate with these third-tier comedians like Kevin Brennan and Geno Biscanti. Like these, these are your guys? These are the guys that you're like fucking hell yeah dude. I talk to famous people and it's all you dude you if you guys want Bigger names on the show simply ask them you don't have to get Kevin Brennan or

Anthony Cumia, I mean I get it sure Historically it'll do okay for your podcast, but you're simply just drawing a bunch of fans that are in their mid fifties Is that what you want? Well, okay, let me explain this to Patrick Michael. He's not listening so we can get this back to him. He's talking directly to you, Carl. No, it's not that I want Anthony Cooomy and Gina Biscanti on my show. It's because Trey Peacock won't get back to me.

We've reached out to him. He just won't do the show. I want Trey Peacock. I have to settle for Anthony Coovia. You understand this right? Or you can get a huge get like the fourth mind kind of Detroit local podcast That would not be difficult to do that's for sure. So this is kind of interesting because He starts talking about why people would even like

Anthony Cumbia Joe Rogan Joe Rogan is the best version right or wait like Anthony Cumia? Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan is the best version, right? Or wait, is Anthony Cumia your guy? He must be, right? He must be most of these guys fucking hero. And it's bizarre, dude. That's bizarre. I'd rather have Barney be my fucking hero than Anthony Cumia.

Give me a break. Sure, the guy is funny, but what is the obsession? These are the same guys too, I imagine, that would say the same shit about Pete Davidson. Like the fucking guy's the best. He's fucking awesome, dude. He's fucking all these hot ass girls, dude. That's fucking kick ass, dude. Yeah, why would you like comedy podcasts

hosted by a really funny guy? Yeah, I don't know. I can't figure that one out. That's a good question there, Dabby. That's where it's like Anthony Cumie didn't build his own, his entire podcast network. He's got some listeners. So, I think there's something to admire there.

Yeah, he goes, I don't even know why you like this guy's comedy show. I mean, he's a hilarious comedian. Look at me, Ron. But why do you like his comedy show? Well, that's, you just answered your own question, Dabby. It's, because you're in Corse's spot Debbie, it's because you're in chorus spot. That's what it's almost like you're doing this show only for Anthony and Anthony's fans

or something. That's the entire reason why you started WATP a few years back. What do you chance you mock now? Is that your conspiracy on this? I just don't understand it. I mean, just because you have a good relationship with somebody who happens to be famous, that all of a sudden you're just sucking his balls That's what I've heard that's what people tell me yeah

What does it have to do with Pete Davies and fucking hot celebrities too? I love that like it's a good thing paedicie cups only arguments with himself because he would lose every argument Like right now he's really winning like 50% of them. He's just arguing with himself He's talking about you know these assholes. You think Anthony's funny probably think Pete Davies. He's just arguing with himself. Like what are you talking about? Yeah, these assholes, you think, yeah, these funny. Probably think Pete Davis, it's really fucking cool. I don't, but okay, why not? And you know what they get to do with the other.

Oh, okay. So then he goes on and pretty much describes Stuttering John here. And what happened with our whole history with Stuttshow and it worked on me You get baited into it. You get defensive. You start to fight back and then you realize oh It's this fucking weird game. It's this weird game that you're profiting off of that while the other person looks like a fucking tool It's a weird game. It's a fun format. It's what I would call it.

Yeah. Did you read that from the description on your show? Maybe. Maybe a real fun game. Yeah. I liked that he goes like that. There was a tie when I fell for this too. Meanwhile, the show is dedicated to me.

I think the last one was too, because I was reading our discord. The people are like, oh, he's talking about Roy again. So he's trying to like play it both ways. Like, I'm not gonna sit there and fucking acknowledge this shit with this guy. I, you know what I think happened. I think that somehow someone sent him a link

to our Patreon again or something, because he hasn't seen it in a little while, and I think he's saying, what the fuck? What the fuck is going on here? Because that's so pisses everyone off. That's why John's not podcasting because Uncle Rico's doing so well. That's what really a Chad gets really annoyed with that.

He wants to call us like hacks and sell shitty. We are like, I mean, he's doing well. There's fans and people enjoy it, but no one's gonna go to Dambalcott. I mean, it's sold out on the VIP tickets already. More than a month ahead of time, but no one's gonna go to the double card. I mean, it's sold out on the VIP tickets already more than a month ahead of time, but no one's going to that place. Sham is supposed to be so pissed off at Chad Zuma getting all this air time on your show. Exactly. That's exactly what's happening.

So he obviously wants us talking about it again. But, uh, yeah, I would like to have a lot more people listen to the show. So if somebody could clip this, send it out there to our friends Roy and Kyle. What are their names? Oh, that don't get. He doesn't know the names. That's always a good one. I always like that.

But you want a favor from us. Brennan, you're a radio veteran. Is that one of the moves you do? Or you act like you're rivals? You don't even know what they are. I've never heard this show. What are their names? Kind of like when Howard Stern came to the Detroit market, oh, who's this good? Just completely

ignore it and maybe it'll go away. Like it doesn't do in any other market. Yeah. It's always a good gag. You're like, I'm like, no, you know who I am. Come on, man. He's that Roy. I'll dare you. So then he decides to call out Juno Piscanti directly. He must have seen a YouTube video I posted on his own. This is so bizarre. Oh but wait, Juno Piscanti, where are you? Hey, what's your show called in hot water? Well, this is free water daddy.

Welcome. Whoa, it's some good out of the great there. Hitting a post tied the whole concept together nicely. That was pretty good. In hot water. It's kind of like my show. But my show is more free. Yeah, he's complaining. He's just going to have to like change it to a dollar 50 water or something.

I don't know. He's got a he's got to up that revenue. This is actually pretty funny because Panicicups thinks the concept of free water is absurd. And that someday people are going to look back at the show and be like, what? Someone 30 years from now could find this podcast and be like, free water, that's pretty funny.

Water is free, right? Is it? No, it's not. You pay a water bill. If you're not in a shitty apartment, there's just like baked into your rent. You have to pay for bottled water. Like water is not free. But in his life, he's just like,

yeah, no water, it comes from the sky. It's totally free. He's been talking to Tony Michael. Yeah, I could do with the giant funnel. And it's swimming pool. Well, look at the guy person's face in 2052 when he stumbles across this podcast. 30 years down the road.

I think someone's gonna see this podcast. It'd be like, wait, what? I mean, you can't find it now. 30 years, you know. Yeah, I know, good points. It'll be a delicious vintage. It'll be in the Smithsonian by then. Yeah.

Alright. So like I said, I think Patty Seacups recently saw the success that we're having. It is quite impressive when you break it down. You're like, oh, fucking these guys were able to somehow bring a fan base from radio to their podcast and pay their bills from it. But the idea of repeating yourself by simply talking about the same thing so often, sort of using the same jabs to try to get somebody to react, it's kind of hack at this point, is it not?

I mean, how many new shows are we gonna get? How many new podcasts are gonna come out where that's their thing? Do we want you to, do you want us talking about you or not? It's just very confusing. A lot of mixed messages going out here. I think it's overall, I think what he's, the summation of that is less stuttering John talk on all these different shows. Let's, let's, let's chat zoom up. You're right. You're right. He's C Cups. More shameless. That's a good point. I think you might be right about that. So this next clip I thought was funny because

Every now and again patty C Cups cracks himself up Like you think something that might be happening and he's tickled by it Not only discord and reddits and shit like that, but I bet these motherfuckers have a group text Right just like the main host. They all group text together. Hey, did you hear did you hear? You like who me? Hey, opi on your real one. Look, opi is doing. I wonder if we could get shooly on the podcast.

You know what I mean? Like that's the. It's so weird, man. It's so weird. And I sit here and try to give a fuck about how my podcast sounds. We should try harder. I get a boost to the levels by 10 DB to get as long as it is that we're here to give a fuck about how my podcast sounds. We should try harder. I get to boost the levels by 10 dB to get as loud as it is that we're here right now.

A thousand percent. Does he laughing at the concept of you guys all having a group text together? Is he laughing at his upcoming impression that he was about to make? I don't know. I think he thought it was funny that the hosts of these various shows where we actually do each other's shows and we do guest spots and stuff

We have a group tax like well. Yeah, of course we know yeah, yeah, it's not like common It's not a chat room It's not on common for us to communicate with each other be out of time When we're gonna do shows I do like that idea that we're just like you guys see what I'm Usually whenever he cracks himself up, everything grinds to a halt because he totally distracted himself. It's just like, oh, what was I talking about?

That was really funny. God, I just reminded myself that Opie was asked what he thinks about Davelers. I don't have the clip. I actually started in SteelTill they were talking about it. And Opie's going, I don't know what that is. Can someone tell me what Da, I know you guys are get a crack it up cuz you're asking me about the adlers I don't know what that is who knows you think so he might be that out of it. Hope he's pretty out of it

Alright, so then This is the crazy part of this episode of free water When he's talking about what sounds like a lot about me. We've had Anthony on, we've had Geno on, we talk about OP, we've had Shulian. Like all these names he's throwing out there, I'm like, okay, you know, your name isn't Roy, I don't get it. Well, he did actually mention my nickname by name as well. How did he come up with Roy? I don't know, it's pretty funny.

What do they call Dick again? What was his name for Roy? I don't know, it's pretty funny. What do they call Dick again? What was his name for him? I forgot. It was for Roy or Kevin? I like him both. They're both fun. I'm waiting for someone to start Roy

from where are these podcasts? That's the next show that's gonna crop up. Anyway, so this was an interesting thing is I find you guys are like, oh, he's talking about something totally different I had no idea sure I get only 1200 downloads each I mean the one fucking guy was talking about starting At six o'clock in the morning Why dude

It's not radio at all anymore. He's talking about siltow It's not radio at all anymore. He's talking about stilto. He's talking about Aaron. So I messaged him, I'm like, dude, where is this coming from? Are you doing fucking bits about Patrick Michael now? And apparently, Patti's coming at stilto, proactively, because I guess Cardiff told Aaron

that Patti was talking about. So Aaron was playing Sean, his show this morning because this show came out yesterday, follow this. So this show came out yesterday and he's going, what are the asses? So he started to show it six a.m. But he's out of the radio anymore. So why is he doing that?

I mean, it's a valid question. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna do a lot. This guy doesn't want to do a show in noon. In noon. Fuck off. How's that possible? So it's just,

my passing you and now he's going right to steal those. It's bizarre. It is bizarre. I guess everything, I can't imagine what the YouTube algorithm is doing to this poor guy. I just tore him out of the camp. Every place he tears, like, no, these people are coming from a centering giant in tons of views and all these people are. That guy, it's got a fucking rustling mask. It's got 20,000 people watching the shit what the fuck It's gotta be very disappointing for him So because all of this is going on it's all very confusing and a certain point he does lose the plot What he's talking about I feel like we live in a world where so many people cannot entertain themselves

They can pretend and retain themselves then they put the content up there on themselves. They can pretend to entertain themselves, then they put the content up there on, you know, they record the, them entertaining themselves and say, hey, everyone, look at me entertaining myself. Does this entertain you as well? And sometimes it doesn't work. Look at my podcast, right? I get just, sometimes it doesn't turn that corner that you hope it does. He seems like he thinks he's gonna make a point, he's hoping to make a point, and then it doesn't get there, and he's like, ah, fuck, I didn't make the point. I was hoping it would come out of my mouth.

I want to interview him about this question. Look, what did you think was gonna happen? Right. And how did you think it was gonna happen? Didn't he say he was gonna have actual points today? Yeah, actual points to make. Then he goes, what's with these assholes who just, you know, can't entertain themselves,

so they're just entertaining themselves, and other people are entertained by that, too. Like, what's that all about? What? Yes, points, just doesn't have written down. Yeah, it's got a bottom. He's no Lorenzo Areola. That's for sure.

That guy has some points to make. He's gonna make him, he knows the deal. All right, this is the last clip I have from this episode of Free Water. But remember guys, all of my enemies make enough money podcasting to pay their bills. So who's winning? Who's really winning?

Rochester cast in the last trick. I'm just kidding. You guys are all beautiful souls. I wish you the best But this is gonna be the last episode ever of free water and I hope I set it up nicely. They will never ever be a podcast About Casey Anthony through this podcast That would be a fucked up way to end the end the entire thing Like yeah, this is it. Good luck.

Find another fucking dummy to entertain the dummies, right? What? I got real bum for a second. He's like, oh, this is the last ever episode. He's like, no, I'm not doing that. Yeah. That'd be crazy.

He starts a show by saying, I wish for people to listen to the show. I wish I'd mean more money. I might bait you on and think, oh, this is it. I've done. It's very confused. Do you really believe he's done? No.

No, not for a second. He loves it. He's been trying to get our attention again. He wants to get back in the fold. I'm getting him back in the fold. He wants to make a little more money and you can't blame him. He's still has 13 patrons. the fold. Yeah. He wants to make a little more money and you can't blame him. He still has 13 patrons. Couple digits.

Yeah. He'll be back with slightly more expensive water. You need to invite him on as a co-host. Yeah. He would never do it. I mean, Dick tried to book him years ago. And he was, that was the famous noon. Noon, can you not talk out?

I got an air. Brought. Newtons Sunday seems pretty reasonable to do a media appearance, but okay, if you say so. All right, so I mentioned that there is a new YouTube channel. And it is at great job show. It's called great job. Awesome. And he has a video on here, very impressive. There are 4,700 views. This is not from anything that we did over here. Maybe someone else talked about it.

I don't know, but it is about Brendan's shop. So that might be, he might have discovered a few years ago I discovered on YouTube, the algorithm loves centering job. And Brendan's shop is another one of these guys. The YouTube algorithm is just like, ago I discovered on YouTube the algorithm love the setter job and Brendan Shove's another one of these guys the YouTube algorithm was just like oh yeah we'll put that front and center for everyone to see so this is a legit video that's doing very well for him and I thought I would show this and because he's

crying out for help growing the show I wanted to let everyone know at great job show on YouTube let let's all subscribe. It's got like a hundred nine subscribers. I just signed up today. I don't know if he can block me, probably will, if he can. But yeah, yeah, here it is. You got a lot of shorts on here and a lot of video content.

And this is a video, 4.77 thousand views two weeks ago. Brendan shop addiction a comedy mystery from November 29th. Do you want to check this out? Brandon. It's got a lot of views there compared to the other ones here. Well yeah the other ones don't have many views at all. It's almost like if you put Joe Rogan in the name title people click on it. Yeah like no one cares about Pete Davidson, Theo Vaughan, Kristalia. those are the other ones he's got on here. It's got some pretty good artwork going too. Is that AI I was gonna...

Oh, it probably is. Yeah, good point. All right, let's watch this for a second. We got the headphones. This is great job awesome. Now let's clear some things up really quickly. If you haven't already subscribed, do it, because it is the easiest way to support the channel. And also don't forget to join in on those comments, let me know your thoughts, even if that means you're gonna tell me that you like Pete Davidson or you think he's talented.

Wait a second, this is not the petty see-cups that I know. He goes, don't email me, don't reach out, don't get a fuck. Listen, I talk to you, you don't talk to me. And now he's going to subscribe to my channel, I want it to grow. Let me know what you think. I don't care if it's good or bad. I just see what the people, who is this guy? Erick's name would never stand for this. Who the fuck is this guy?

Huh, okay. I still want to hear from you. Before I go too far off track, guys, this is a Brendan Shobb mystery. It's a comedy mystery. And unlike the other channels covering similar content, I'm not gonna show the actual clips. What kind of weird humble brag is that?

Yeah, I'm not gonna go in the professional route. I think he explains himself here. Let's see why he's not showing the clips. Particular topic. Okay, but we are gonna play them. explains himself here, let's see why is that showing the clips. particular topic. Okay, but we are going to play them. We are going to play them. The audio might be adjusted a little bit, but that's going to be okay. And you know why? I'm not going to get it.

It's not going to get taken away. It's going to stay up on YouTube. That's the main reason for adjusting the audio to any degree, but I'm not chopping things up at all. Okay, so he's manipulating the audio to any degree, but I'm not chopping things up at all. Okay, so he's manipulating the audio, so there isn't a copyright claim. It's what I'm hearing there. Okay, I'll pretend that that's the reason why,

not because you don't know how to record from Spotify, because what's happening here is he's gonna play from the Joe Rogan show, and Joe Rogan's only available on Spotify, which is a little bit of a pain in the ass, I'm not gonna lie to ya. Where it comes to clipping things that are Spotify exclusives.

Tommy, don't go. Don't you do it, Tommy. Anyways, the basis of this video is gonna be to share some things that I don't think others have covered. Because maybe they also don't think it's that important, but guys, I do, and I know that you're going to listen and you do as well. Don't see that.

That's why you should also subscribe, but anyways, I don't think people have talked about this, but during a recent Joe Rogan episode with the guest Kurt Metzger, Joe revealed some things, and these things I've never heard and believe me I've heard almost all the other random things and this is what Shobb actually meant when he said you'd be surprised because I can guarantee we are all gonna be surprised to hear what Rogan says about Shobb. Now it might not be news to you but it was news to me. And maybe you guys have covered it somewhere else, you know, perhaps Reddit or something like this. I so I get this.

I just say why you setting up this way. How many times have you said something on your pocket? I should like this is pretty crazy, isn't it? And then you get a thousand people be like everyone already knew that. Okay, sorry. So of course poor petty see comes going now. He says a thing. I didn't know about it. I don't think you did either, but maybe, sorry. So of course, poor petty seecups are going out. He says a thing, I didn't know about it. I don't think you knew neither, but maybe you did. I'm sorry if you did, just wanna let you know. It's news to me. I think that's a funny way to sum up a video.

First two minutes, you're just like a tutorial about how to listen to this show. Yeah, I know. It's only a seven minute video. We're two minutes, 14 seconds in. And he's still talking about what you're gonna hear and why you're gonna hear it and Don't beat me up if you already knew about this anyway. The video is all about how I guess

Brendan shop was addicted to pain killers and Joe Rogan talked about before even knew him. He was addicted to pain killers Which is odd because you fast forward to the show we did today Where he's high-fived chatanks for being a co-cat. He's like, yeah, fucking sweet, dude. That's cold. You would think you'd have more sympathy for the guy. There's some empathy. If you went through a similar thing.

He's never done co-cous. He's never done. He's never done co-cous. No, no, no. Just oxies. I mean, it's possible. It sounds about right. All right.

So people should sign up for that. All right, I want to talk about the return of Stuttering John to social media. I was geeked because I still follow Stuttering John. He's not blocked me yet. So I get to see all his fantastic tweets. And he was gone for a big chunk of late November, early December, but man, he came back and he came back in force.

He did. So he saw Avatar 2 and he loved it. He thinks it brought a really powerful message to him. Yeah, it's about Killing Whales. Fucking those greedy assholes who just want to turn a profit, capitalism is bad. I also want you to know that I'm mad at Republicans and Donald Trump did not pay taxes. Yes. There is a lot of talk about that on here. He retweeted someone talking about things Jesus was and things Jesus was not.

Which is always good to remind people around Christmas time. He's the one's a Mexican. The photo of Jesus of what he actually was looks very back to good to be. It could be. Yeah, that dude played bass from Metallica, I think. It still does. Oh, it's pretty good. Yeah, his brother's house.

He puts a lot of Christmas lights on. Look, oh, yeah. He's my brother Roy Clark Griswal's house. And his joke is the space station uses his house as a directional device. Pretty good. We left our asses off. We left our asses off.

Here's another funny one. He says it was nine degrees here in New York last night, not including the windshield. I was shaking more than Donald Trump Jr. in withdrawal. That's because Donald Trump Jr. does coke. Yeah, I know. All right, this is great. He has the play bill to the book of Mormon. And he says what a great show it was.

But he has to point out the fact that he paid for his ticket because he rates in their worth every penny. Like who likes that? That I said on my own ticket in that show at Broadway. He brought a giant jar of pennies. All that he posts. So Shoei's got a gig coming up and someone put Shuley's bio, you know, the comedy club put Shuley's bio on their website

so you can read it and John writes, pot calling the kettle black. I think, though, Glory Day is one credit of note, LOL. First off, Glory Day is my thing, asshole. Not Shuley's. Just want to point that out. I hate that I have to keep saying like, I know you made it Shuley, asshole. Not shule, he's just wanna point that out. I hate that I have to keep saying, I know you made it shule, but you should be more mad at me,

but one after her, it's fine. But what's so funny about this bio is, well, shule gained notoriety and fame through the Howard Search Show, but that also talks about all the other things he's done, Jay Thomas show, he's been on comedy tours, he's doing the Uncle Rico show now. And of course, you know, the BS show that he has and this real man.

So it's got all that stuff in this bio. And John acting like because he has two credits, anyone would care about like, okay, you win. Two to one. Good job. I have more. I was also in dudes wear as my car. Oh right. He posted this picture right here.

December 23rd. It's just a still from the movie where he's behind the two stars of the movie. It's just as dude. All right, we remember, John, you had a fucking cameo on a movie. I just want you to know that I and asked him, which off friends. We got it. Very good. I am glad that John's back on Twitter, because he likes to post pictures of him drunk with his friends to prove that he drinks with his friends. Like, no, Joe, we know that.

No one is saying you don't drink with your friends. No one's ever sad once. They're like, you know, I don't think John's doing. He's going to bars and getting loaded with people. Oh, he looks shit-faced in that picture. It looks terrible. He looks like he's 15 deep. And I believe the shoelace ass in his mind is right shoulder.

Yes, correct. So this is the guy who came to rough up shoelace with his cane over here. John's got a pint of course light. Actually, that's not a pint. That's a 20 ounce or if not 24. I treat you. Yeah, it's almost empty. And you could tell John's holding court

because he has to be in the middle with his arms around everyone. Like, yeah, they're holding him up. They're carrying him out, they're actually carrying him out. They're like, yeah, I got a camera. What? Let me burn that cane.

These are my friends since high school. Yeah, oh, I know, that's the other thing, too, he's so proud of himself. But this is good. This means that if he's ramping up the Twitter activity, he's got to be getting ready for this January comeback, right? Right. I don't think so.

I don't think he's coming back in January. I hear, tell. He's postponing it even more so. I know he's very upset that Julie's making money off of him. Still, he really thought that this would die off, and he just come back and I'm like, ah, we've moved on. We're all talking about Tommy from MSCS now.

We don't care about you, but that hasn't happened. So he's very upset. So I'm gonna be the person who tries to get him to come back by saying, John, we don't care about you anymore. We got Tommy from MSCS media. He had a guest, Andrea Ocampo, very cute Colombian girl. And Tommy is shot out of a can.

He's very smitten with her on this intro. All right, we got Andrea Ocampo, you said it right, right? You said it perfect. Okay, so I'm going to fire from the beginning, right? Scoop with diver to Hollywood to Miami cheerleader to NFTs And that's just off the top of my head. That was the best Recap I've heard so far. I appreciate that. Do you see what they did with Elon Musk today? We just saw it before you know

What I know I've been in traffic First of all who's Elon Musk No, I've been in traffic. First of all, who is Elon Musk? What is that? It comes out of that mouth. You look smitten. He looked absolutely in love. I can see cute behind it. I know. I don't blame him. She's very attractive. Well, but I love that he goes.

He's all proud of himself here. Remember the five things that she had done in her life. And rather than go right into that, so you get your start as an NFL cheerleader, and said he goes, just do that tweet that Elon Musk put out, he's like, no, oh, check this out. Like, why? Why was that your first question?

So bizarre. Doesn't even make sense. Oh, you were in traffic with your land vehicle? Yes. Okay, so this is great, because he's talking about Elon now and this is a Freudian slip if I've ever heard about listen closely And I think Elon's planet originally was to buy it and then have Dorsey run it You want to plan it? You trying to say you want to plan was to buy Twitter and let Jack Dorsey run it But I zoomed in on this guy's listen to this

Kiwan's planet He wants to plan to see know something we don't know Confirmation alien So then they're talking about accents because this woman's Colombian and she's been in the news media And so they're saying you know like what can you get away with as far as accent wise and you used to be very strict on how you did things and now they're looser about it. But who cares? That's not the point. The point is they switch over to the producer and you have to take a look at the drawing next to him. They just wanted it like a standard clean accent. Yeah, standard clean accent.

And now everybody's inclusive. We all love everybody's accents, but back in the day, if you had an accent, you couldn't work. Wow. Yeah. When you were in the broadcast, do you remember that? That was kind of stuff. Yeah, I remember that.

It's weird, like I see like now, like guys on TV, they got beard, they got some scruff. There's a, it's the mother shit. There's a chain drawing of a flight saucer next to him completely out of context. Everything else is just curtains draped around. Like, is this like the truth hiding in plain sight that we're hearing about? There's a heart around it too. Like, I mean, it's the mother shit.

And a signature. Oh my God, you're right. And a close up. I didn't even see the heart around it. Yeah, and I think that close up might have some of the lights for communication or something, but that is so out of context and bizarre. I think someone wants to call home.

I'm not mistaken. Come find me. If this transmission reaches you, I'm on earth. I'm stuck here. What the fuck? I'm lost. All right, so they're both very cemented with this girl. stuck here. What the fuck? I must. All right, so they're both very smitten with this girl. And what hot chicks do is have to defuse the

situation. And you've seen this happen a lot. I had the opportunity to audition for the Miami Dolphins. It was Damarino's last year. I'm aging myself, but it is okay. Okay, my fiance does too, so yeah, she brings up her fiance quite a bit during this You know us like Stan marino is my fiance

Cool that's right there is right I'm like yeah, all right. Well, I'm gonna go talk to my buddies again See a product show I don't care. I'll never say show. I'm gonna show you through the door. Okay. We're on a show. You need to bring that up.

Sounds like a real cool guy. I'm sure he's awesome. So there's an ad. And these ads, they just cut it out of nowhere. They don't make any fucking sense. And if you remember, the last time we were talking about MSCS media, he had a typo on the screen. And instead of saying description,

it was missing the CMDR. And I was like, God, that's weird. Like normally typos aren't missing two of the letters that are in there. And I think that he thinks that's what the word is. Cause listen to how he reads this word. The link is in the description at the top. Oh, yeah, the link is in the where the link is in this description at the top so

Apparently he reads his old writing It's a second language coming the link is in the deception. He's from Pennsylvania brand-on. Yeah, Pennsylvania of the Orion galaxy He's from Pennsylvania, brand-on. Yeah, Pennsylvania of the Orion Galaxy. Yeah. Yeah, like he had a great ISO. I'm not the brightest crann in the box. Yeah, yeah, yeah, my favorite. Even though that's not a real phrase.

But I couldn't even clip it because he says, I'm not the brightest crann in the box. Right. He doesn't even have the accent. He does talk very strange. He's amazing. This deception, I just can't make all right. So then hopefully you're ready for this time, Brandon. They get into some

Britney Spears discussion here. Britney Spears, which she was actually my grad night performer before she hit it big. I'm so aging myself. Because she's back around going nuts again. Yeah, she's back around going nuts. But that's not her, that's her family. And anybody, what a jerk her dad is, huh? I know what I, it's like a train wreck. I just hope she's okay. In that weird?

Yeah, I mean, your dad's still controlling, you got to fight for your own money at 40, 35. I mean, honestly, no wonder she seems so strange. Anybody would be traumatized. Anybody would be losing their mind. It's just, it's really sad that she's become, you know, not only a statistic, but it seems like she still has not been able

to get out of whatever we're seeing. That trap, you know, and the thing, and we're only hearing about the money. Oh, yeah. Imagine how much she pushed her as a young girl to get popular and Of course, and then we see her concerts now and then like the things that we know is it's devastating to know that that poor girl is still going through it. Yeah She's she's fooling the space salient Brad Dodd So that's good. I love him

So that's kind of. I love him. That's just my favorite. That's this is bullshit because I hate to say that all these people fall for that garbage. And if you want to see how Brittany's doing, just go to her Instagram and she'll show you her tits. And then you'll do me like, oh, she's doing fine. And then you'll read what she wrote and you'll say,

Jesus, she needs to go back and have conservatorship ASAP. Well, that's the funny thing about it is they're trying to give her a pass like, well, yeah, of course, she's acting manic, but it's because they're dandered so much damage for so long. That's a whole, it's like she need her independent sooner.

Oh, okay, yeah, feeding Mountain Dew to babies is definitely something that we should just leave alone just out of your find. You'll figure it out. Most human eyebrows are just jumping off his face, aren't they? Seriously, my brothers. I think he forgot to like drip the gravity juice on him

or something, because those things are slumped. It's bizarre. Yeah, I think he did forget the gravity juice today. It's a good point. Now, Tommy is dumb, but he's also stupid. He's talking to her because she was a Miami-Duffins cheerleader. And he thinks that dance choreography is the same as game planning. I'm not kidding.

Now, how does that work? Is there a different choreography for each game? So if they're playing, say, uh, say Miami's playing Tampa this Sunday. And then two weeks from now, there's a home game in their playing, uh, Buffalo, which I don't think people I don't think. I don't think. Now, what did he think she was going to say? Like, oh, yeah, well, you know, back then, Buffalo had a good running game. So we'd have the big girls in the front dancing to the choreography to stuff the run. We'd like, what?

Why would that choreography change for the opponent? Yeah, when Buffalo comes to town, we bring out tables and then when they lift us up in the air, we just fall right through though. Okay, that would be funny. That's not a bad idea. As if the cheerleaders would have their choreography based on the opponents. Dude, is it the cheerle cheers even know who the opponent is? I think it's dudes to them when they get there.

Oh, look at the visitors again. We keep playing the visitors. We're not there at the scoreboard. Tell me, is it just in the visitors? Are they're out there? I'm the visitors. No, not to mention, she continues to what she calls date herself. By the way, when she was a cheerleader in the NFL, that was during all, I mean, we've seen

all these investigations over how they treated them back in the day. Those cheerleaders got nothing. They were forced to sell calendars in the parking lot before they could even go into the stadium. So they weren't on who the opponent was. They just did their thing. We literally don't have the Buffalo Jills anymore. Buffalo used to have cheerleaders, which is,

by the way, a dumb thing anyway, because they had a dress and layers. It's pretty cold here. I don't know if you've seen the news in the last two weeks. So it's crazy because the Buffalo Jills were like, they're not paying a shit. This is ridiculous. We want more money and they went,

we'll just get a marching band. Like they literally just went, all right, there's the door. Butbye, and now we just have a marching band It's sad and by the way no one cares. We know it a cheer for the bills. We don't need someone to oh they're telling us a cheer right now Oh Good play I wasn't going to but okay But if you say so pretty Well here in Detroit we didn't have cheerleaders for like 40 years or whatever and every single year people would complain about it complain about it

We finally got them like two years ago and no one even, no one cares. No one gives a sh- No, it's the NFL. Two years old are needed in high school. They're not, you don't, they're not needed in the NFL. We got it. So this is interesting because Tommy wants to ask her football questions, which is a bad idea, but also Tommy doesn't know how to even ask these questions.

Right now, who's the goat, quarterbacks, who's the goat? Right now, I'm not really following our dolphins. I really like our new coach. That's the person I cannot take my eyes off. He reminds me of Mark Anthony. All right, first off, perfect chick answer right there. She's like, I don't know, but the coach is pretty hot. So there's that. All right. Now, the problem with that question is right now, who's the goat? Goat means greatest of all time. Yeah, but right now, who is the goat? Not yesterday.

That's what that's the fucking point. So the greatest of all time works. You idiot. And when it comes to Miami, she already mentioned it when she first brought up her, you know, starting when Dan Marino was the quarterback. So, right, if you're going to talk about, he was talking about, I think, all teams. If you're going to talk about the dolphins, I think it's pretty unanimous, we'd all say it was Dan Marino. She might as well have just said, I think, the Seahawks of the bus colors. Because that's pretty much, she didn't answer that question at all.

It wasn't even close to answering that horrible question. It's also your favorite mascot and move on. Now, it turns out actually Tommy's kind of done with the NFL and he gives us the reason why he's kind of done with it and our buddy Jay is not gonna like this. I'll tell you that right now. I don't wanna watch it.

I had a tough time watching football after they did the name change and everything with the Washington redskins and all that. You take your purse, I took a purse on the hand. I took it personally and I think before I think the Indians wanted it, they want to be part of that FL. What are they? The Washington team or the commanders? The commanders.

The commanders. The commanders. I thought it was the Washington team, the commanders and the men. It's just a lot to keep up with. It was never the Washington team. It was never the Washington team now the man is it's a lot to keep up with it was never the Washington team It was never the Washington Indians either What's the fun to know runs kids I think all these Indians want that name like well, okay, well Native Americans Fucking hilarious. He's just getting up to speed out everything that's happened in the last 500 years of this world. He's trying. He's trying.

For sure. What a weird reason to stop watching football. Oh, they changed their logo in Washington. I'm out. No longer care. All right. I am excited to say we have the return of our review girl who's been uh... Wow. People are enjoying the picture on this month. It was a very merry Christmas for everyone. Thanks to Hannah who's back with us. Hi Hannah. Hi. Hey.

Brandeck, can you afford the five bucks a month yet? What's going on with you? I was trying to steal it from my boss, but since he hasn't given me the password yet, I think I might because I really want to start listening to the the audio book of Starring John. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna join that. That's one reason to join the other reason is Hannah. Hannah, congratulations on all your success. You've made a lot of new friends and a lot of fans. I didn't look until today, so I... Oh, I saw you and they're commenting to people,

but I don't do that. You're like arguing with people. No, that is me. Like, okay, we know. It's my... But no, overall, I would say that the response has been overwhelmingly positive, wouldn't you say? Yeah, I think so.

Producer Cress? Correct. All right. Fruist Cress agrees. All right, we have a new game here that we've been playing. The card of us put together for us. I think you're going to enjoy this.

It is to catch an alien. It's the game that's sweeping the nation. Shulu will be playing it soon. I'm sure. I'm just kidding. I can. I like Shulu. Let's, um, let's get to it, shall we?

It's time for everyone's new favorite game show. Like the banner to catch an alien. Are you ready to banner to catch Unalien Are you ready to play to catch Unalien That's why Hawaii Hawaii is a chain of islands because the plates moving but the lava just keeps coming up in the same spot And when you say plate what do you mean plate? Tectonic plates and what is that? Tectonic plates. And what is that? Tectonic plates are, so there's like,

let's just say 10 or 12. My earth science teacher from high school is gonna see this thing kill me. But tectonic plates are literally just floating islands of earth around the earth's core that are either colliding or going above and below each other. Oh wow.

It's supposedly, they're like flying saucers. And they're like kidding each other. Like flying saucers crashing into each other. Oh, I just had the first place. If you look at Mars, they say tectonic plates are one of the reasons we have water. And it looks like Mars used to have tectonic plate activity. And that's when there used to be potential life on Mars,

right, is what Elon Musk would say. So the goal is, you're newk Mars, you're bringing atmosphere to it, and hopefully one day, if life's able to get on there, maybe tectonic plates start moving again or something like that, right? But it's interesting. Because you would have to newk Mars

to get that going again, right? You would nuke Mars with the hope of either creating an atmosphere. And then the atmosphere would create an out of life. I don't know if that would make the tectonic plates active, but it's weird. Our science like that is like crazy. So then do you think that these tectonic plates and the movement of all these little islands moving around are the result of 7, 8, 9, how many Instagram like 11 Ice Ages that we know of now? Do you think that's what these

things floating around are from? That's a good question. I don't know. Because I'm actually like I'm a creationist. I believe God created the earth, but I also am not tied to like the 6000 years. So it could have been however long So I think tectonic plates have technically been around for when however long earth's been around All I know is that apparently which I say is where they developed it say to the question that's all Yes, you don't have tectonic plates. you can't have sustainable life. I think that's enough. Right. I think that's pretty important, which is weird because you're like, what? But that's why how you have volcanoes under the ocean and stuff. Like there's more volcanoes under the ocean than there are above the ocean. That we don't even study or look into it. It's only our fucking history. You never, so you didn't know about tectonic plates.

No, I mean, I knew what volcanoes were, but now it's never what a tectonic plate was. I've been going down this whole pyramid. Well, you know PNGa. Yeah, kind of. That's because of tectonic plates. So you know, we, your Earth, all the continents used to be one and you've seen GIFs where it explained. That's the tectonic plate movement. So now the tectonic plates move to part, but now they're actually moving together. So the Atlantic Ocean is shrinking and the Pacific Ocean is growing. And so we're eventually all gonna glide again. However many freaking million years from now. I forgot we were playing a game to catch.

Unalien. What did Tommy say next? Holy shit. Here are your choices. Number one, which has happened a gazillion times anyway? B, what happens to the plates when they collide? Do they break? Three. Can you see the plates? If you dig deep enough, or are they invisible? Next.

Will that be better? Or worse, for climate change? Because I'm not sure. Lastly, you say millions of years from now, but could it happen sooner? Can we stop it? To catch Unalien. God damn this is hard. This is such a hard game.

What was number one again? There's about a gazillion. It's 10 times. I like that one. I like Tommy's 8 gazillion times. So I'll go with that. Brand down. What do you think? I was going to go with one, but for the sake of not letting card if when I'm going to pick a different one because of that. And I'm going to go and say that, uh, he wants that that number four better or worse for climate change. Yeah, that one's funny too. That could definitely be the case. Hannah,

what's a you? I'm between A and E, but I'm going to go with the last one. Okay. What was the last one again? Could it have been sooner? Yeah, I was. You saved millions of years, what could have happened to it? It does, they all sound lost. Oh, it's never two.

They all sound plausible to me. But the one that caught my attention was also number four, is it better or worse? Yeah, I know. That one's not a good to me. Okay, let's figure it out. But now they're actually moving together. So the Atlantic ocean is shrinking and the Pacific ocean is growing. And so we're eventually all gonna glide again. However many freaking million years from now. Which just happened to gazillion times. Exactly. And I want to get your opinion

because you're into not into this particularly but what do you think it is we tried to come up with a reason why with all these shootings like the other day I just Walmart that you know I'll pull up that to a shooting at Walmart they don't even know who the guy is what do you think calls and all this star but why are we seeing so many more now then before and all that? To catch Unalien is that me that one yeah Brand on water the picket I did but

Where do we segue from tectonic plates? I did, but where do we segue from tectonic plates? This is a Walmart. I think you get overwhelmed. I think you went, oh shit, this is not going well for me. Let's talk about something else. They're on to me. Holy shit, Cardiff. This is a great fight by Fred.

He said tectonic plates so many times. Yeah. Again and again. I don't think you even an expert out the subject. I had a gas. That's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if you have the brain power to catch an alien. Carl then. Brought to you by patreon.com slash card of electric and the card of electric YouTube subscribe today Also whtp live.com tickets are still available for double con but definitely go across the street in the parking lot to a stunt John con Fuck it, potato. It's got a charm.

It's got a charm about him, that's for sure. While what have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about the fighter and the kid with Chet Hanks, a very down to earth grounded guy. Dick Masterson called me out for calling him out. Chad Zumak's show was canceled. It's too bad.

Okay. Okay. Tom Myers fucking got me good. Oh yeah. Damn. You took a beating this week. He's the king. Brand new free water, patty see cups wants our attention,

but he's going about it the wrong way, but I guess it worked. What can I say? I do want to check out more of his channel. Great job, awesome, which is at great job show for whatever reason just to make it confusing and more difficult. Considering John's back on Twitter tweeting about Trump and drinking Tommy is still trying to make sense of this whole earth thing

That crash landing was the worst thing they ever happened to have It doesn't know what to do. So you know what that means? It's time for our most favorite part of the show. Long chance, rich team. That's right. This is the part of the show where we play a clip from the podcast that will be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts, which will be recording on New Year's Eve should be out on New Year's Day if I'm not mistaken. And I would know. But I don't know that the things that make sense to me and you always really make sense

to like the general public. I feel like we have like kind of a different wavelength that we stay on. And then let's be real. We didn't start the podcast about like, whatever anybody else wanted. We started the podcast that you and I could one see each other more than once every three years. And two, so we could talk about things that like interested us. So, whether that means... So purely selfish reasons is what you're saying.

This was not altruistic for internet knowledge. No, we're not like knowledge within part on anybody else. I mean, it's really just for... We feel that we have knowledge, but at the same time, it was very selfish in that we just thought this would be fun and cool. Yeah. So that, I mean, it's okay to be that kind of selfish, it's not like we're being an ugly kind of selfish.

All right, this is a show that came in from Man Brain Dave, two broker girls. They have four subscribers on YouTube, watch out! Making waves. So that'll be the main subject matter of the next, who are these podcasts? Brian Donne, thank you so much, buddy. On your vacation for coming on the show

and joining us, I much appreciate it. Oh, thank you for having me. I've been a big fan for a couple of years. We appreciate the contributions to the Drew and Mike show every other week. You guys wanna check the contributions to the Drew and Mike show every other week. You guys want to check out Carl on the Drew and Mike show. Or check out Brand Don on the Drew and Mike show. He's the producer of the show

and the guy who plays all those fun drops that everybody loves and no one complains about, including my brother. Yeah, that's always fun. Working people find the Drew and Mike show. Yeah, pretty much anywhere that podcast can be found. You can just Google it. It'll be there.

And like I said, Carl's on every other week. And we appreciate you coming on and doing a segment every now and then. I thought you would know the URL to your website. You just Google it. Drew and Mike podcast.com probably. There it is. All right. Very good. Brand down. Drew and Mike Padguest.com product. There it is. All right, very good. Brandon, this has been an absolute pleasure having you on.

You've been fantastic. Thank you for joining us today. Yes, thanks. This guy, this poor guy, he moved recently. He's got a newborn. And I asked him to come on the show. He doesn't have the equipment at his house. He had to set all of his stuff.

He obviously doesn't have a light in the room that he's in. He had to set all of his stuff he obviously doesn't have a light in the room that he's in He had to set all of his stuff in there to be a part of this and It doesn't go on notice my friend. Nope. Nope. It's not a problem whatsoever. Please join us again next time It might be the episode we find out once a throw who are these podcasts? sleep well everypony Okay great show good job, great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. Great job everyone Hannah. It's been a minute.

I know. Do you have some new reviews that you can read for us? I'll be honest with you. I'm on the tail end of the flu, which is why I sound oh, a h he's the adjacent. Oh, no. From when he was sick last, but so I'm not caught up to know if

um, Carter Fred, this one or not, uh, well, time out, time out, time out. What? I'm sorry that you have the flu, that sucks. It's okay. What does that have to do with that? What does that have to do with that? What's he do?

Where are these podcasts? I've never been sick of it. Like, yeah, I can't watch TV. I can't listen to podcasts. I can't get any of this stuff, Todd. I've been sick and bad. Like, what the fuck? I did just throw my phone aside. Yeah.

Either way, this one I think deserves to be read twice. All right, thank you for deflecting that, just pushing through it. That's how I get through. Smart. All right. Ear HIV, does that sound familiar? No, it does.

OK, perfect. This is Ear HIV by Get Sick and Die. Done in Kruger Eppsler, Karl Mox, other equally talented podcasters. Equally talented podcasters. That's weird, weird way of putting it. I'm going to guess that's a five star review. It is.

It's very good. Thank you. It's not full blown AIDS putting it. I'm gonna guess that's a five star review. It is. That's very good. Thank you. It's not full blown AIDS, so there's that. So that's good news. Yeah. Any other reviews or is that all we got today? That's all. Wow, fantastic job, Hannah.

I don't want to rush you back into form. So I'm glad that you, I can get easy. Get confidence, no bit. It's good to see you, God. It's been too long. Where's Vick? Have you heard from her? I have. I actually, this is going to sound like a lie. I messaged with Vick all the time. They've been working her a lot. And she's also doing roast battles. She's developing like a light for something. It's annoying. Yeah. Thank God producer Chris doesn't do show like that. I know.

So you imagine, you play bass in my band, you produce my podcast and that's it. Nothing else. Yes sir. Can I have food tonight? No. You played a drop that was on top of someone talking. You'll learn.

All right, let's hit these voicemails real quick because everyone has shit to do. I'm gonna go to a hockey game tonight. It starts off with a economics expert calling into the show. Carl. Show's been fire, man. Fire. Boy, D lost out on the left coast. What kept up, thought you might be interested in this did right for an economics journal out here and we're doing the study I'm writing a paper on the total market potential in five years of the whole Dabblers universe so to speak. We look at it in five years somewhere between 120 million to 135 million.

With a number of shows out, all that, we think that somewhere in that range, a couple of variables. We think Cardiff Electric has a shot to be network late night host. He's got that it factor, that's some of the variance, and then on the festival type of you got you know too so far double con versus the Stutt John Conn we think Stutt John Conn wins that one because the girls go you know basically the guys are going to go where the hottest girls are and the hottest girls are going to go work hard if it's obviously so. That's one thing.

And then also we think it's basically Coachella type situation without having to pay the bands. And then we were thinking, you know, I don't know if Stuttering John listens to this, but you know, if you could just get a 10% royalty on all this. He's looking at, you know, a million plus a month in royalty. So, John, if you're listening, man, you're missing out. If you could just get 10%, even 5%, half a million a month. You'd be living in large, man. You've been living pretty good. All right. Kill the show, Carl. Thanks, boy. I'm excited. It's a very optimistic forecast. I'm excited about that. Troy Smith has a funny name I don't think I've heard that one. Rochella for

Stutterslam or Devil Count or Stunt John Conn or whatever the fuck is going on there Very cool. Yeah, I think that's what John wants is a percentage of the proceeds So let's keep growing the devil first. We'll see what we can do. We got to keep John happy, obviously. We don't want him to have too much money. We want him to stay healthy. Yeah, right.

We got to keep him happy. Hey, this is exciting. Hannah, you'll be excited about this. Ween called into the show. Oh, really? This is the first time wean is called and before Carl you called footage fuck this. This is wean again. Yes, both of us. This is what we sound like How the fuck did you not take buddy Holly as the chat moot?

Zuma winner you didn't put it in the finals Chris had to like tell you to put the R&M there this is the best one you fucking played horrible man just terrible by the way we're trying out our new character this is called talk practice guy talk practice call me back yeah the jumpers jump guys like to practice talking they go to talk practice every day they try to practice talking. They go to talk practice. Every day they try to practice talking. Does he think buddy Holly's by wean? Oh shit. That's a good question. I didn't pick up by that. Yeah, because it's like the wean song was the one that won. Do you think that we'd be like cool? I agree. And this other just like why not we're like I think he's

thinking weasier. Yeah. Why do people get that confused? They do. It's interesting. All right. Well, thanks. Thank you for your call. Either way, I know it's very subjective. We do a song parody contest. Who the winner turns out to be. You don't have to pick a wean song to win people. Promise you that. But it helps. Sometimes it helps. All right. We talked about Mike Tyson on the show last time. Hey, Nathan blint michigan uh... miche Tyson's podcast might be the worst of the year but mike Tyson mysteries is the best adult swim show uh... this side of uh... rick and morty and and venture brothers

check it out bro yeah i have to agree that's a great show i did enjoy that one it is normic donald has has a has a role in their two. It's fantastic. Yeah. What is is he a bird on there or something? Yeah, he's the pigeon. He's the pigeon. All right. So, hand, I posted a very well photograph shot of your soapy ass. Yeah. And I put a little caption to it and someone is not happy with me on that one.

It's a pretty interesting diggy got there saying that hand and those had a clean up on Mike the rest of us, coming from a man who doesn't wash his hands after he takes a piss. You're coming. All right. Just try to come up with something witty to say. I don't know. I do practice good hygiene.

I know that the people think that I'm just this girl's guy, but after I masturbate, I always wash my hands. So, I thought it was very excited about that, dude. I didn't even know there was soap on Anasas. I just stopped. I just stopped to show it's dress right there. Oh, right. Hey, this ass.

Hey, guys, be masturbated. Like, oh, that's the wrong turn right there. You were not listening to the way zap on that one. All right, let's, oh, drunk guy caught into the show. That's only fun. Hey, Carl, it's me. And this is how I talk women drunk Is it just me or did the

Radio interviewer of stup Joe sounds a lot like To marmalade Fuck I'm so drunk. Never mind. Goodbye. Alright, goodbye. I don't agree with that one. Alright, here's a caller who's a first time long time. Remember that phrase, brand-done? You're doing. Always good to know that. Hey, Carl. This is CJ. First time long time. So I just listened to the jumpers jump. That's that. about how society is corrupt and we need to go back to our roots. Fuck them and fuck you. Alright, love ya. Talk to me back. Fuck them and fuck me. I think I also thought they were idiots, sir.

What did I do wrong? Can't win on this show. No. Well, I did win today. I can't win on this show. Yay. Alright. Oh, this is what you're saying producer Chris. Your computer called it. Oh no. To the show. Oh, this is what you're saying producer Chris your computer call to show Hello This is Prodooser Chris's computer

Please help me I Have several viruses Please take me back Carl you were much better to me Fuck you by okay take me back Carl, you were much better to me. Fuck you by. Okay. It's not like I originally owned the computer, I just borrowed it for a live show, odds. Ah boy, I played you that clip of Dick Masterson

destroying me as this boy's male or girl points out. Oh my car car all you uh... and i'm probably couple days late though uh... hopefully you this when you play the next time in week episode but that did on biggest problem oh my fucking god

i mean don't give you wrong you you nail everyone you fucking you're the king you really are you and christy guys just destroyed everyone you've been around doing this for the little longer than most people but dick has fucking destroyed hehehehehehehehe you didn't die laughing over that and I know you did that is the best bet I've probably seen all year that shit is killing me it's my own talking oh my god you're fucking dumb

alright I was showing you at the everyone I know I thought that was hilarious as well got me good anxious Andy called him he ran into someone that we might know I was hilarious as well. Got me good. Anxious Andy Caldon. He ran into someone that we might know, down in Florida. Hey Carl, thanks Andy, I don't know what to do. I ran over this guy and he keeps telling me I need to go to this Walmart in Tampa.

I don't know, he keeps asking me for my fucking credit. Don't come back here, my boy, you asshole. What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm fucking tell you! Oh shit, you know, Carl, I have to call you back. Sorry. You'll be able to catch up to him He's not back in his shape. You'll be fine sir All right whtplive.com for tickets Hannah. Thank you so much for coming on even though you're not feeling well I appreciate it. Thanks. It was great to see you again from the front this

time. Yeah. Brandon again, a pleasure speaking with you, my friend. Nope. It's always a pleasure on my end. I've been to two live shows in an isotopes show. So I'm a fan. I appreciate that's true. Of the Drew and Mike show, brandons and one who made his way down to the isotope show Yeah, I have to give him a lot of credit for no, I had a great time. Thank you. Thank you for that and you weren't just at two of our shows You were starring in one of them Yeah, one of them I hung out in a parking lot with her ex-ain the other one I actually got on stage Exactly and Hannah's gonna be at the show on February 4th in Rochester. Yes.

And you're going to read some reviews for us. Yeah, I will. I'm looking forward to it. How are you in front of crowds? You get nervous? Um, honestly, I'm less nervous in front of crowds than I am in this format. I think this is my most awkward format. Okay.

So. I'll be the judge of that. We shall see. Okay, folks, guess what? The episodes? Oh wow. The episodes. That was really great.

Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. That was really great! Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. I gotta go. Goodbye.

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